ironmouse
playing with balls i dont know where i am today what about u | !giga | !blind | !aitai | !cheeky | !ht | !starforge | !tts | !merch | !razer
03-08-2026 · 14h 42m
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Oh
Oh
And here we go!
Bichonchi no stunt!
Don't ever stop!
The story is about to end
I'm about to cry
Hey, let's do it!
Nothing to do with you!
Let's go!
Let's have fun in the sky!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I'm not a fairy, I'm a fairy
I don't know if I should be the one to blame
What the fuck?
Nice power fight
Ooh
Sorry, sorry
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
It's back!
Yay!
Ahhhh!
Yeah, that's bad as a baby has to have love, baby
It is a world where I won't ever die
But I'll fall inside, I'll do anything you can
To get you to know this day
He's a good people for men
And I can't believe he was made for the other guys
RAPE!
Said he has a massage, it's bad
That's why you say you're a real man
So sit down and lie
I'm firing, dodging to what is made in the golden grave, I got the machine
I thought it was gonna give me what you're reaching for, let's get to it
I forgot that I was not supposed to skydress this weekend
Day 3, day 4, day 5, yes, I'm the third wheel to the spare
Trade me as good as you treat your type, I'm serious
I'm serious, you have a big dream so
I won't ever go out of town
I'm falling down
I'll be ready then again
To get you to notice
I'm always so much worried if that's what it takes
You know, we'll get all the first you to wear on
Our next day
And now it's weird to hope you're true
I'm like a bed
Where that's where I'm taking circumstances
It all makes sense
All my thoughts is working
It turns out this night
I'm falling down
I'll start my wings
I'm falling down
Oh god, is this what I become?
I've been losing all my language since one day I've had no problems
But the way I love you, I love her, it's dangerous
Yeah, yeah!
Baby, you're as good as you treat your fat
I'm serious, that is a big deal
So come on, baby, you're the problem
Baby, you're the one that's the problem
So I'll do anything I can to get you to notice it
We're all same track, that's why we're in hell In hell, quite the fall you fell
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help
Help, be honest with yourselves
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood
Hold me, so please, your respect is us
Let your bubble burst, cause I'm beyond the rest
What is the point in lying?
It's not like you are trying
It makes you sad that I feel so trapped
Can get a real bad rep
But look at what's inside
The way's so life-a-way
Be like the rest
I am the centerpiece
My not like centerpiece
Turn up when you're at my feet
Love me right, I might say you're free
Be like the fifth seed
Wine up a sweet release
Climb up from hell's not discreet
Harishment is our specialty
Be happy with the fate of love, baby
Make sure that it comes, I want you to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you risk that as us, baby
Bless your purple banks, cause I'm the one for last
You know, immediate the same incidents
And same coins and decisions
Should go follow the leader
Go stay where you can see us
Our nations, their nations
They keep chasing heroes' blood
You tired of trying to be who you know you are?
We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell!
Don't fight yourself!
Let's not waste time! We're too deep to dwell!
Hey, make your death!
If you're happy with a bit of love, it means...
You make sure that it hurts! I want to feel it burn!
Oh please, oh please, your aesthetics loves, baby
Like your bubble baths, cause I'm the other west
I need to be, I need to be, all of you
I need all the mentions of the past
I want to feel it back
I need to be, I need to be, all of you
You're the key to this place
Oh, I'm like your bubble baths
Cause I'm the other west
Or, Or, Or, Welcome to this gathering, the gathering of the day.
The day is a, what day is it today?
You guys know what day it is?
Um, what day is it today?
What day is it today?
Saturday?
Ow.
Gulp.
That's our day!
They said it's always a small day.
It's always a small day in my day.
It's always a small day for my day today.
Shatter day.
Shatter day.
Do you remember yesterday?
Uhhh...
Not really.
I don't really remember yesterday.
I probably might not remember today.
Shit, maybe I should change my title to I'm not gonna remember today.
I'm not gonna remember today.
I better remember yesterday!
I'm not gonna remember!
I'm not gonna remember!
What the fuck? Hold on.
Oh, never mind.
Um, never mind!
Yesterday was a movie?
We had a movie yesterday? What kind of movie? Was it a horror movie or was it a movie with document?
Did we watch a movie?
They watch a movie?
It was a sidetime musical?
Oh I sang?
I don't remember anything bro.
I just remember that I had a sponsor and that's it.
I had a sponsor.
I don't remember what happened in the sponsor, I don't remember what happened to you, I don't even know what ended my stream.
All I know is that-
Hi, Malsy. I looked at the views on Cry4Me and thought,
14 millions is a lot of growth until I saw the topic of the song with 25 million views.
Holy shit!
45 million?! What the fuck?!
Yeah, and on Spotify, Cry for Me has 29 million, too.
29 million on Spotify, uh, what the fuck?
Bruhs.
Holy shit.
Holy!
I kick butt in WoW and then play-
Did I play okay in World of Warcraft?
I don't remember. Did I do good?
Did I do good?
Nice! Did I do good?
Don't forget! We got two new songs!
We got meow video up on YouTube!
And we got the play video up on YouTube if you guys wanna check it out.
If you guys wanna check it out, I also wanna tell you, huge Flash Warning for play.
There's a big ass fucking Flash Warning, bro.
Big-ass motherfucking flash warning, bros.
Big-ass motherfucking flash warning. Big-ass motherfucking flash warning.
The biggest flash warning of life.
You probably might be wondering, Mouse, what the fuck are we doing today? Well, I'll tell you.
Mouse, you don't remember but we got 20,000 subs last night, chat.
No, I didn't.
You know what that means.
Uh, I don't see 20,000 subs on here, so...
No, that didn't happen.
That didn't happen the counter can't break cuz it's in my dashboard on twitch and it's
in my in my OBS you can't lie to me you can't lie to me I could also check my history
history. The subbing history. You can't fucking lie to me. I can literally look at every name.
Just like a few times, oh my god there have been a few times, sometimes people send
and made like messed up fucking donations and shit.
Like there was this one time,
this asshole sent me like a death threat through a donation.
And the motherfucker like used his real email
like a fucking dumb ass.
He's a fucking idiot.
You didn't think I was gonna see that motherfucker?
Do you think I don't have eyes?
Or you think I can't read?
Just because I don't want to read that doesn't mean I can't.
Don't let's hell bro.
What's wrong with some people bro?
Sometimes like, people are just dumb bro.
people are dumb people are dumb and they do stupid things
imagine a .edu working oh my god I wish I could say that that's never happened
but it has not a death threat particularly but sometimes I've seen
like nasty stuff and it's just like
report to school I listen I try not to like I don't like to get involved in
shit or whatever unless like my life is being like seriously threatened that's a
different story when someone starts threatening me and my family that's a
different story that's when I get police involved I get police involved
Bro, I've had to get police involved before
uh
I've had to get police involved before
I've had to get police involved before, and they've had to go and talk to an individual,
and this individual was told that they needed to stop.
And then they kind of stopped and then they started again and then we had to do it again.
And it turns out, it still keeps tabs on it. Yeah.
Well, it's crazy because I thought it was gonna be some old guy. Turns out it wasn't an old guy.
it was it was a young person and I was like where are your parents bro where
are your parents where your parents and why they let you do this shit
it's always a kid not always it's not always a kid there are some some some of
the people that do not like me are not children they are they're grown as
adults with lives and families would and for that I'm like bro does your family
know you're doing this shit bro
Like, as if it's their job?
As if it's their fucking job?
Bruh, where'd that say it?
family does not know. I think most of the time they don't know. There has been one
part, there was this one person particularly that was always me. I haven't
seen them around lately so I'm really hoping that they just got very
happy and decided to live their life. But I'll never forget that one time it was
this one person they used to like was really mean all the time and they would
posts all the time. All the time on Twitter and under every single post it was always
like a hate post. And then one time one somebody that like watches me they were like how would
you they like straight up ask them like how would you feel if like we contacted your
boss or so if your boss knew about this shit and then they were like no my boss knows
everything my boss knows about what I'm doing and my boss encourages me to be
outspoken and I'm like what do you remember the window oh my god I remember
that shit I remember that shit do it my boss encourages me to be outspoken and
and loves the fact that I'm like this and they they don't care that I do this
And they know and they see my account every day
I'm just like what the fuck
I'll just tell you if I was your boss
I don't really see them they don't really do it anymore
So I'm really hoping that they are living their life and living their best life and having a great time
So good for them, bro. And this is what that is what I say to all those people that uh
I have issues. I say, I really hope you find happiness and I hope you find things that you love and I hope you find something fulfilling to do with your life.
And I wish you nothing but great things and I think I hope that you do great.
And I hope that you stop being miserable and stop being angry.
Find happiness.
Happiness.
Happiness.
Happiness.
And donate plasma.
See! See!
Happy this is Topo Chico. Not like you didn't. Well, I did tell them to eat gaca, but you know what?
If they find happiness they can stop eating gaca.
But if they didn't and they keep on doing it then they could keep on eating gaca.
I don't know bro, sometimes people are dedicated.
I just wish they would channel that dedication to doing very productive things, you know.
What is the upcoming Nintendo game you are looking for?
Um, well I was excited about Pocopia and it's out now.
I was excited about Pocopia.
I do wanna play Dusk Bloods when it comes out.
I'm sorry, my voice is a little fucked up today.
Yeah, Tomodachi Life!
Tomodachi Life!
I'm fucked up from Blasma, bro.
Let's see it kick my ass.
I think I might do pokopia sometime this week I've been playing offline
I've been playing offline.
Is PowerLand switch 2?
I don't know.
Is it?
It's not already played.
It looks cute.
Guys, we have a big ass collab happening today.
I know you're probably wondering what we're doing today.
Well, we have a collab.
It's going to be big.
I downloaded a mod that accommodates up to 32 players for Super Battle Golf.
You know what that means, bros.
Probably might be wondering who's coming.
Well, I'll tell you.
Well, I'll tell you.
Actually the mod accommodates more than 32 players.
It says that the mod accommodates up to, I don't know, I think it's up to like 100 or something,
but the default is 32.
What?
Okay, customizable player limit default is 32, getting past 128 is very likely to crash
the game.
I will not invite 128 people to this game.
Uh, I think...
I don't think we're quite at 32, but...
We got Vichybond, we got Ari...
We got...
Froggy, we got Hanya, we got the Nova Girls are coming...
We got the Beasties are coming!
Uh, I invited...
I invited Hime Hajim, K-San said she was coming...
Uh...
That's a lot of people coming. I invited Heavenly. Heavenly said it was coming. Listen, and I told them guys you don't have to come if it's okay. It's an open invitation if you guys want to come.
If you guys want to come, you can come.
If you guys want to call me, I invited Kuro and Michi, but unfortunately I don't think
they're gonna be here because Kuro and Michi- Kuro messaged me at 5pm, and he was like,
I'm going to bed now because I was playing Resident Evil, and I'm like, oh my god, you
Motherfucker, are you... what?
Jesus.
So I don't think... I don't think they're gonna be awake, bro.
I don't think they're gonna be awake.
Yes, and Haduka's coming. I invited Haduka. Haduka's coming.
I invited Giga, but Giga was like, I'm gonna be in a tournament,
but if you guys are still playing, message me.
I'm like, okay.
I invited Nyan and Nathan, but Nyan told me that she's busy,
but we're playing... we're playing games with Nyan tomorrow.
I did, I didn't buy Ms. Nan, I did, I did, I did.
I then, I then, I then, so it's going to be pretty chaotic.
It's gonna be pretty chaotic.
It's gonna be pretty chaotic.
Hey yaas.
This is going to get kind of confusing.
This is going to be kind of confusing, bro.
This is going to be kind of confusing, but I guess we'll make it work.
We'll see.
Right now!
I'm looking for more games that accommodate large amounts of people.
You know?
So that we can have more variety, you know, because as much as I love Ripple, as much
as I love Peek, I feel like we also need to explore our horizons, you know?
But also there's new friendslop games coming out soon, so that's a good thing.
There's so many new games coming out.
Resurrect grandpa? Uh, grandpa unfortunately cannot be resurrected.
Melza, are you going to have any refreshing topo chico at your event? If so, then count me in. Cheers, mate!
I can only play with grandpa's ghost not on a stream.
Grandpa can't play on a live stream, but grandpa can play with me off-stream because he's dead.
forever for now...
Invite Leon, I...if I could invite Leon, I would!
okay if I could have Leon in my life I would have Leon in my life
fucking invite the VA bro I fucking wish bro
He doesn't know who I am.
If only.
If only!
If only!
Also, my mods compiled.
Thank you.
Shout out to my mods.
My mods compiled a list of multiplayer games that are out right now.
Shout out to my mods.
And now I have a list so that I can look and be like, hey guys, wanna play so and
so game be be be be be be so that's a good thing that's a good thing that's a
good thing bros
Did you finish the walking dead game?
I did.
I did finish.
I did.
I did, I did.
Is there time for daily dose? There's a guest narrator. Wait, who's the guest narrator?
Hold on hold on one second.
What was that?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Why is it white?
Why is Barry's name on steam rabies survivors?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
RABY SURVIVOR RABYS!
There is a special little bug, it is a special bug, wait the title, wait what title, oof
Oh my title haha I was like wait what do you mean the title?
The title that I did for my stream.
Wow wow wow wow wow.
I'm on episode 14 of The Walking Dead.
I do have to say, I feel like it's picking up, the final season is picking up after the
storyline with the reapers.
I don't care much for the fucking reapers that she was fucking annoying.
I don't give a shit about the fucking reapers, I don't care.
I think Pope sucked.
That little storyline was so dumb.
The whole fucking further family and Pope was like,
Jesus, God, Lord, is speaking directly to me
and he tells me to murder everybody in this place.
He's telling me to do it!
I have to do it!
I have to do it for my family!
I gotta do it!
And it's just like, oh my god...
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Ugh, I'm so glad he died so quick.
He died so fast.
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness there was only a few fucking...
...episodes.
Because I feel like this whole storyline with the Commonwealth...
Is much interesting much more interesting. Do I like it?
It's it it I'm actually watching and paying attention the episodes again, so that's a good sign
That's a good fucking sign
With the commonwealth which of course, but it's so predictable of course
but of course corrupt government of course of course of course of course
the group is gonna run into a the Commonwealth which is full of corrupt
people and class division and all this shit and of course everybody that's at
the top is evil of course they are but of course but of course evil government
but of course but but of course of course the governor son is is a dickhead
And he's spoiled and he's a piece of shit, but of course he is of course he is but of course
Of course, but of course
Also, can I rant about something? I hate what they fucking did with Eugene bro. I
Grew too lovely Eugene. I hate that fucking storyline that they did with the fake Stephanie
I fucking hate that shit so much. That shit pissed me off. So this dude always gets clowned up the whole show
He gets crowned on and it's like oh you can't get women blah blah blah blah
And then they finally give him a girlfriend and she's fake and that shit pissed me off
I'm just like he is an intelligent man and and and he's he's very nice
And he's good looking I just think it's fucked up bro why they don't why why does he have to be like the
designated like oh ha ha ha oh no Eugene a trick but of course he got tricked
That should piss me off bro.
character his character what he is he is the designated punching bag and it's
only because like he he's a very smart guy it is it is never stated what it is
never stated what is going on but like he said he said throughout the series
that he's known for a long time since he was a kid that he just thinks
differently than other people and I guess like because he thinks differently
other people uh everybody like treats him like they're like oh Eugene buh it's
just like what the fuck bro Eugene Eugene is still alive in the lake he is he is
still alive he is still alive
well it's never stated if he has autism or not uh I I I'm not a doctor I
don't know I don't know I just know that it is implied that he is very
very intelligent and very particular about things.
He just says that he knows that he's thought differently.
It is implied that he's on the spectrum.
Yeah, that's what I think that they're implying, right?
And you're implying that, but that's the thing that like it pisses me off because it's like
the first time he tastes happiness and then they're just like just kidding Eugene of course
nobody's gonna like you of course nobody's gonna like you Eugene because of course not
but thankfully he met up with the real person he was talking to on the radio and her name
is Maxine and it seems like she really likes him and he really likes her well I don't
if he likes her but seems that she really still does like him so hopefully
they're still hoping that he actually gets her as a girlfriend because I really
want him to have a fucking girlfriend. Because I'm sick and tired of this whole
like oh Eugene's forever alone because he's too smart and he thinks different.
That's what they keep saying in the fucking show.
And pisses me off.
I stopped around that part.
Oh, did you not see the commonwealth?
But of course there's aim fighting in the government.
But of course the governor's son tells two people from the standing police force, which is Daryl and Rosita who have joined the police force.
And of course he tells them that he needs them to go and steal money from a house and not tell anybody about it
Just because he wants to support his lifestyle because it's rich governor mom cut him off the line of credit
But of course, but of course
Maxine is hotter than Stephanie. She's gorgeous. She is gorgeous
I'm enjoying the new season I'm enjoying watching the new season
Guys it's eight o'clock. You know what time it is. You know what time it is time for me to play with my balls
Everyone get out of here. We're gonna blow up my balls
I haven't seen the new Game of Thrones show, but I want to watch it so bad.
I want to watch it so bad, bros.
Attention freaks, it's me.
Attention freaks, it's me.
You got balls of your own?
Well, too bad! You could've...
Go play with your own balls then!
Go play with your own freakin' balls, bro!
FEEVER BASTARD GOOOOOOOL!
I'm not gonna lie that scared me.
Guys, I'm not gonna lie that kinda scared me.
I mean, I forgot that the game does that.
I forgot that the game does that, bro.
I forgot that the game does that.
It do be loud! It do be loud!
Well, I'm setting this up.
Oh shit, hold on, I'm brain on this.
They're all like a big desk.
But then, you don't know how it happened at the whole desk.
Got full of shit.
Now you have no space on the fucking desk.
Oh
Roxy life
The Roxy life bro
The Rocksie like, wait how do I do this, settings.
Joining in?
Oh no, I have to make one.
Sasquash is lobby!
Sweetie pie is only!
Damn Sasquash lobby is full bro.
Who the fuck is Andrew Tainte?
What the fuck?
Oh, I guess this is how I make a lobby.
Well, let's set up the match.
32!
I guess I just invite people this way
Oh, yeah
It's gonna be chaos I can see it
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, no, we're not doing that.
Oh, you're-
Bo-
Bo-
Bo-
Bo-
Bo-
Bo-
Bo-
After my 32 people what?
What do you mean 32? I mean, it's not every 32, but you know
More than me
Sick I cannot wait I brought me. I'm so proud of you
Is it a lot of people but it's gonna be fine froggies watching some crazy video right now while eating
What's she watching? She's watching some man with a deep southern accent eat the Rito
Wait, is it is it that is it that guy that sits in his room and eats shit? I think it is
Holy shit that guy is crazy
I don't know what's going on man
Oh shit. I mean, bray bray has.
Oh, that sounds good. I just had a baby belt.
Baby belt cheese?
Oh, sorry!
Oh my God, I'm sorry. I'm talking to my people.
I dressed up and didn't realize until afterwards that I looked like Spongebob.
But we roll with it, you know?
I like it.
What the f**k is this type help to me?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey gang!
Hey gang!
Wow you guys look so cute.
What do you think?
I look cute.
You look cute.
You look kind of cute.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
Thank you.
You can take your clothes.
Oh how!
Dude.
Oh you can, wait how do we change clothes?
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
What the heck, guys?
Hello!
Oh my gosh, hello everyone!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Wow!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh, oh, oh.
Sorry, your temptation was so high.
We have our, our clubs are matching actually.
Oh, shit.
What'd you say that was?
Oh.
Well, how do I change that outfit?
Oh, I'm not, oh, you're over to the shop.
Yeah, it's a shop over here.
Oh, yeah, come to the shop this week.
Oh, OK.
I have to keep inviting people on my head.
Wait, wait, can people invite, can people invite you?
Hello?
I'm not going to invite.
Oh!
Yay!
Hello!
Hello!
Oh, how cute, how cute!
I'm not going to fight third!
Oh, that's so cool!
Oh!
I'm not going to fight third!
Oh, that's so cool!
Senpai!
Senpai!
Senpai!
Senpai!
Yes!
Whoa!
Nooo!
Oh!
Big beefy collab.
Bye.
Big mama.
Thank you, I am not a fan.
Oh, shit, approve?
Hmm.
Thank you for coming.
Son of a bitch!
Hello!
Son of a bitch!
What?
What are you talking about?
You don't let me hurt you.
Hmm.
Is he out there again?
He's right there.
He's standing there.
Roggy!
Hello!
Uh, hello!
Hello!
Hello! Hello! Can you hear me?
I don't think I have toy added.
Why are you all so cute?
I can't invite her, she's just updating her game.
Oh, okay.
It looks so good, isn't it? I look like so shit!
Go to the stone, you can try to do that.
No effects.
Someone call Rainey Survivor to get online.
Oh, invite the Rainey Survivor.
I can try it, I can try it.
I want to change my appearance, so I look like Shreddy Store.
I think you look rough.
Attention! Attention!
Thank you!
See you there.
Oh my god!
This is heavy.
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, go to the top.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
The theme is really good!
I'm seeing Frogger just here!
I am here, everyone is here. Oh I was upset because I've been heard about him for this whole life.
What! What was wrong with them!
This whole life worried everyone.
I amonces I know you're doing well.
AHAHAHAHAH
I'm trying to get down in the cabinet in the menu in fall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can laugh.
I know this game is super loud.
Just deal with it while I make myself beautiful.
I want that.
Yeah, so, Michelle.
Yeah!
I got a full job!
Okay, okay, okay.
It's on!
On three.
But that's the one you choose.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm back.
I can't find the pinkie!
How's I can't find the pinkie?
I can't find the pinkie!
I can't find the pinkie!
Help me!
I can't find the pinkie on the screen!
I can't find the pinkie on the screen!
Can you invite?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Here the mods yelling at me to fix the volume.
I can't fit my time.
No, not inside the tree.
I'm just over it now.
I just couldn't find it.
What?
Is that it?
I'm just gonna throw it out.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Is this the end?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Now I know I got you.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Eh?
I don't think I know what I'm talking about.
I was too hikikomori.
Eh?
That was you!
What the hell?
Why?
Why?
Eh?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What the hell?
You don't see how they go still!
What the hell are you doing?
He's going through the...
Heeeeeeeeeee!
Heeeeeeeeeeeee!
Heeeeeeeeeee!
What the hell?
I'm gonna have to get an air-conditioner to dry!
What the hell?
You're just gonna get a tattoo!
Holy shit!
Who stays there?
I think I'm gonna get outta here!
I can't see us!
No! No! No!
Stop!
Wait, I can't find you, boy.
It's in my court, but I can't find her.
Oh, shit!
Oh, hey!
I'm here! I'm here!
What?
No!
I'm here!
I'm here!
You sit!
I'm here!
I can't even hear you! I heard you say that you can't hear me! And I can't hear you either!
Look at you kids!
Ahhhhh!
What the hell is happening?!
Oh my god! Help!
No one can hear you!
Wow this is exactly what I imagined. I love it.
I can't understand what he wants to say to me.
I'm going to tell you a secret.
This is the type to do it. I won't forget.
Are you high, too?
No, should I be?
I am.
Thank you for coming, Miss Jill.
Like 100% fatality rate
If you get bitten by a random animal
That's true!
I'm a survivor!
I'm a survivor!
I'm a survivor!
Yeah! I'm a survivor!
Yeah!
I'm a survivor!
How do you want to hurt me?
I can hear you! I can hear you!
I can hear you!
Alright no!
You know what to do?
Ha ha ha!
You guys can't do that!
No!
Oh my god!
I did it!
I did it!
I turned two off!
Oh shit!
I did it!
Oh shit!
Alright...
Oh no!
I don't believe it!
What the heck is going on?
Are you kidding me?
I'm noticing!
Oh boy!
What is it?
I'm noticing!
I'm noticing!
Hello!
It's a-
I got a-
Oh my gosh!
You're right!
You're right!
You're right, but this is the right year that you made!
You know me.
You're excited.
Hey!
You're excited to play.
Hello?
Hello!
You're so good at love.
You're so good.
I'm not ever gonna come down with me again.
It's so good love.
You win! I'm going to grab a drink.
I'm going to drink.
Where is she going?
It's crazy.
Which one are you?
Which one are you?
I'm just doing the lobby. I'm not even a vtuber.
What are you doing?
Oh, pick it here!
Is this a princess?
Pick it up!
Pick it up!
Pick it up!
Oh, hi, everyone!
Hi, everyone!
Don't worry, we're going to start the game soon.
Is it too much for you?
Are you okay?
I always want to have you!
Hi, Maggie! Hi!
Maggie! Hi!
How could you do that?
Hi, Maggie!
Hi, Bernie!
Hi, Bernie!
Hi, Bernie!
Hi, Bernie!
Hi, Bernie!
Stop! I'm trying to...
Get it out of my face!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, this game is crazy!
What the fuck is this game?
Wait, did they come back or no?
Oh my god!
We have money for this game, I'm not sure.
And who is this?
I don't have a lot of money for this game.
I think it might be good to just put us in a game right now.
I think the game right now is...
AHHHH!
Let's go!
Don't worry, we'll start the game soon, the real game.
Ow!
Help!
Help!
You're next to it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh my god, no way!
Oh my god, no way!
No way, this is not fair!
No way, this is not fair!
No way!
This is fair!
You're back!
You're back!
No!
Yay!
Yay, I think he got it.
I got this connecting brush, she'll...
I invited her again.
Take us off the edge of the map right now.
Right there. You know what you must do.
Oh!
Motherfucker!
I'm sorry!
You're my son!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait, wait.
Oh, wait, wait.
Shia!
Hi, Shia.
Hello?
Hello!
Hey.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Is this Jason?
No.
I don't want to start without her.
Shia?
Hello?
What is happening?
What?
What is going on?
Oh god!
What the?
What the fuck?
I can fix it, I can fix it, I can fix it.
Okay.
I don't want to get in the game.
You're not in my head.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Like I'm in school again.
I don't know if he's on radio that game.
What's up?
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I don't know! Where is he? Oh, there's his face on!
Oh my God, I can't see you.
I can't see you.
Do you see? Do you see face on?
I can't see you, but I see your name.
Oh, she's on the camera.
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
He's a ghost!
He's a ghost!
Fuck off the way!
Hey!
I like this city, where'd you get that?
It's nice.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's alright man.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Maybe if we start the movie...
I'm talking about the rabies around me.
I'm talking about the rabies around me.
I'm talking about the rabies around me.
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I don't even-
Are you a dog boy?
Don't look.
Harka, it's happened so far.
It's because we're in the lobby.
Oh, it is given to the editorial, but look, all the way.
Oh, can it go away?
I think the best part about this is I'm learning that I can isolate voices when I need to.
He's on the seat again.
Oh man, he's not getting his seat.
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, hey, hey!
Okay, so, go back.
I can't hear you because of any of you.
Hey, you go what, boy?
Look at all those balls!
Now wait!
Oh wait, I see K-Zone again!
I guess I'll get one again. Good. I guess I'll... I guess I'll jump to the lobby!
I got that mouse!
Who has the X-Files knife in me? Probably me.
Oh shit!
You got to be fucking vibrate-ing!
Oh my god!
We're all gonna die!
I'm stuck on full-understimulation!
I'm stuck on full-understimulation!
You're not even leaving, you know?
I'm so pissed off!
I'm so pissed off!
You know what, you can just hit the nice button every now and then, and then you're in doubt.
It's just you.
What the?!
I'm so pissed off!
Wait, did my ball go in?
My ball never went in.
Oh my god, you're gonna risk my whole life.
What are you doing? You hate us?
No.
Why did you play your games, guys?
What do you mean?
What? Don't you guys want to play games?
Isn't it fun?
Yes, this is fun. I'm having a fucking blast.
No!
Ah!
It's about having fun, guys!
Oh, and have you...
Have you ever heard of it?
Oh, baby! Help!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh, baby!
Oh baby! Help!
Hahahaha!
That's a little bitch!
He's not in!
Darling on my car
I'm not after a beer
Hey that ball
Is shaped like a beer
D-
D-
What are you saying?
Hey wait! Do it again!
Hey!
Come on!
Oh
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh Jesus Christ!
Who want me? Hit the floor! Hit the floor!
Ah! Let me hit my goal!
Ow!
What the fuck?
It's me, Bob.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
I'm trying to walk in right now.
Ahhhh!
Oh, thank God!
Thank God!
Thank God!
Thank God!
Thank God,
Thank God, Bob.
You're doing great, buddy!
Yeah, let's do, like, 40 minutes.
What the hell would I do?
Yeah, we're more than happy!
I get some drinks!
Let's all go to Korean barbecue after this man.
Ooo! Korean barbecue!
Yeeah! What the!
Er...
Oh no!
I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry. What am I doing?
I let go to Kuroi.
Will there be a gamma for today, Slebb?
Oh my god!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Wait, what the?
I'm a pro base baseball.
Maybe if I were to say golf instead of baseball, I would make the shot.
Oh my god my ball is right here!
How dare you block the frickin' hole with the frickin'...
...CARD!
So I'm gonna put this here for later?
I'm gonna put it back in later.
You wanna kiss her?
It's not fair to the people of the US who get married
What's the matter with you?
Have you ever seen women and women?
No!
No!
OK, son.
Bye!
Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever been
married to a woman?
Have you ever been married to a man?
It's not fair.
You can't ever.
You can never get married or get married.
What the fuck!
It's so messed up!
Why am I always messed up?
What can I win?
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
You're gonna say you can't win.
What can I win?
That's a real shit.
That's a real shit, Mecca.
I can't fucking win!
What do you think somebody made it already?
Oh no!
Oh yeah!
Oh fuck!
You're really eating this one up!
No, no!
It's gonna roll down again!
I'm coming for you, girl!
I'm always trying to stop what you're doing!
I'm coming for you, girl!
I'm always trying to stop what you're doing!
I'm coming for you, girl!
I'm coming for you, girl!
Who the fuck made the first ball? Who put the first ball in?
It was Sire, wasn't it?
Oh my god. No please, bro!
Hey, if it was Sire, it's one of them.
Son of a bitch, it was him. How is this possible?
How is he doing this?
Shaya, how are you doing this?
A wave of screams to appear after I do something bad.
Alright everyone, make sure you go to 100.
Here it's your turn!
I want past 100, cause I go 110% with everything that I do.
Hey, what are you doing with that?
That target is not a target.
Why is my fucking ball at the edge of the fucking beach?
Look!
There you are!
What are you doing?!
Just kill them!
I want to continue!
Which way is the ball this way?
My f***!
Give me!
What the f*** man!
Just smash it in the middle of the sky!
Watch out! Watch out!
Where's my ball?
Alright!
My f***ing ball!
I think we should just get Shire.
No, I'm going first.
We should just get him.
No.
We should get him.
Help.
I'm going to fucking end it all
I almost got a hole in one. I almost got a hole in one. Me!
Doggy, you're a frog, not an owl, stop screaming!
Hey, K-Song!
Oh my god!
Out there, you say that to her, I will get you!
No, I taste that on a big turn, I'm sorry, I didn't eat that really, I'm so sorry.
However,
K-Song's right there, right?
I'm going to...
I want to die.
I want to die.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
No!
Haha!
Look who's in there!
Look who's in there!
Are you enjoying the game?
No!
My shirt!
Ah!
Ah!
I've just been shooting people in the water all the time.
That's messed up, bro.
STI, what's your thinking?
You don't have to do this.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I'm not last.
I'm not last.
I'm not last.
Oh
You tried to show me
Everybody's
What do we all take a valid silence
I see how it got in my dreams every day.
You're in my dweeens.
You're in my dweeens, really nice.
AHHHHHH!
KSA Get in!
KSA Get in the car!
Take the car, take the car!
Saw yours boss!
Boy!
Come on send one over.
BOOT A BOOT BA一E!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
God dammit!
I'll never make it, I'll never make it!
It's China's dancing over here!
Oh no, I'm never gonna make it!
I don't have any!
Just a little talk of power Peter!
What are you guys doing?
Yeah, why is Shire still first?
You guys, I think they wish this...
It is women's month!
No no no.
I think you need to see who is the real...
OOOOH!
Oh brother this way!
Oh, fuck!
Get him!
He's going to bring in the right enemy to use it.
I fall!
Fall!
Fall!
Happy or not.
I fall!
I fall!
Why are you spitting?
What a wonderful life we all have.
I'll hit you over 100.
Hmm...
I see it.
No!
Oh, man.
I missed it.
Heavenly, you looking at me?
No, you don't.
No one believes in me.
Oh, I don't ever believe in you.
We're fighting together, we're fighting together.
We believe in you!
What the f-
Maybe, maybe I should quit, boy.
I hate at a hundred percent.
Damn, bitch!
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
I hate at a hundred!
What the fuck? I hit it a hundred!
Hestia, Hestia, we can be friends! We can be friends, Hestia!
There's no way to be... There's no need for ten years?
What? You shoot it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is too rocket-
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who shot it? Who shot it?
What do you mean we should shoot?
What?
I'm gonna hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't hit me. Please.
You're dead!
My bad!
Sorry!
All my friends are dead
Dead and dying
Fuck all my Earths
And they're together
Never be a hero again
Never be a fucking hero, babe!
My ball!
My balls!
Why is that no matter what I do?
I just can't say it right.
My balls!
I overshot him!
I can't believe this shit!
Me, bro!
I almost got right here and let her roll that one.
I swear to God, I can't believe this shit!
I swear, of course I was saying, of course!
But of course!
There's a fucking mine in front of my barrel. I need, I need...
Sorry, I'm so sorry, I have to use your body.
Ow! Sorry, I'm so sorry. Can I use your body to knock the mine away?
Ouch!
I can make it.
Trial! Trial!
Fuck!
Oh my god! What the fuck man?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wooo!
Get that off!
Alright, I can take points. Nice.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Oh yeah, I'm going too!
Okay, don't worry.
Wait, I'm still broke. Never mind.
We'll put it random.
Random.
18 holes.
Random 18. 18 random holes.
Random dancing. Do you want random 18 holes?
What?
Not yet!
What?
NOOOO!
What a foul old hole, bros.
Those rags on me, it's like everything's random?
I like that.
Oh, I like it.
OOOOOOO!
I'm like Tiger Wolves in this bitch.
Tiger Wolves.
Oh no, no, no.
Those rags on me are not.
What the hell? What the hell?
You lost all of my head!
Just promise together, Tay!
Please! Please! Please!
Just promise me, soggy!
Oh my god!
Wait for me!
Yeah?
No!
Come on!
Oh!
Uh-huh.
Oh my god!
I thought I had the least of them all!
No!
Heavenly!
I found them all!
You think it's funny?
You think it's like it's funny for all of you?
Well, I always come this way and I'm sick of looking at it.
Every single time.
I can make it, I can make it.
Oh yeah, I want to do this. Check this out.
You want me to do this?
Oh my god you're invisible, let me!
Hey, I came here to kill you guys, I ought to be annoying too.
I got a knife. I got a rifle.
I'm gonna...I'm gonna...
I'll be around. I'm just gonna go to the end and put my hand behind the...
Oh there's no forgiveness on the battlefield with you!
I'm not even playing. I'm just glad that I didn't have to be a problem. I'm not going to stage hazard.
Help!
Look what I got. I got the carts, I got the blankets, I got the models, I'm ready to fuck it up.
I'm evil now, I'm just a son of a...
I'm gonna get a side of my pants!
I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee!
Oh, I'm gonna get the cart and just drive along with it, I know what I'm gonna do, I know what I'm gonna do next.
Yeah, well, we're all bonding.
We're bonding, this is team building.
This is team building.
What the fuck?
What?
My fucking...
I swear to God, I hate everything.
India?
I'm evil now.
You okay?
I'm having fun, are you having fun?
Don't be shy.
Don't be shy. Everybody loves you.
Also, I wanna play Pocopia with you.
Oh my god, I wanna play Pocopia!
I wanna play Pocopia!
Pocopia!
Pocopia!
I'm moving Barry's car!
I'm moving the car!
Shut up, boy!
Hello!
Dang!
Check this out, boy!
Yes!
Yes!
I want to kick you in the pool!
There's no way!
There's no way you're just a man!
You're making me hate you!
You're making me hate you!
You're making me hate you!
I think they should just reconnect, right?
I'll send her in later again.
There you go.
What the?
I'm running!
I'm running!
I'm running!
I'm running!
I'm running!
I'm running!
Your connection gave out?
I sent you another invite, but I don't know...
I don't know how it works. I don't know if you can rejoin...
I don't know if you can rejoin...
Can you see?
I am I am I
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
I think you should be able to read
AHHHHH
NO NO
I'm the first child
What the fuck bro
AHHHH
Bro what the
Oh hallelujah hallelujah
Oh, I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
You got it next time.
Yeah, next time.
Yeah, you guys got it.
I'm so close.
I believe in you, and I'm always sure you are.
Shit, my ankle was 10, not zero.
I have the sound horn. I'm gonna play the horn. I'm so sorry
I'm on evil mode now, I'm sorry
I'm a straight evil mode and uh, I'm just I'm just taking the game away from everyone else
AHHHHHH!
What the fuck?
I'm sorry!
Sorry, I'm sorry!
I feel you, I feel you!
You're powerful, you're powerful!
I'm dominating! I'll be damned!
Better not be dominating!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
AHHHHHH!
I fucking knew you were coming!
I knew it! I hurt the car!
I knew it! I hurt the car!
Oh, maybe.
Why is it just gonna be coffee? I need items!
No, no, no, no, no! Fast and furious!
Let's get past it again!
hmm
get no fucking
this is bad
I'm so fucked up man!
I'm so fucked up man!
I'm so fucked up man!
I'm gonna damage my throat again!
No screaming!
I thought it was a movie so calm
The VCs is actually three members
I don't know her
I don't know her
I don't know her
Ah, so that's how they used to do it
That's how they used to do it
That's how they used to do it
That's how they used to do it
Welcome back
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I hate it
I hate it
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
I almost had a hole in one.
I could have had one.
I could have had a hole in one.
Wait, who got a hole in one?
i was gonna say
i think you're going
what the fuck da yo
I see you throwing those things!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
Hey there bro.
What's up?
Oh, is it a forward or...
Is it forward or...
Excuse me, froggy, help the fucking way.
I see you, child.
And I need every brain cell.
Come on, over there.
Alright, Uber's here. Out of the way.
Excuse me.
Get out of the way!
Pardon me!
Oh
I don't know if it's like this, I'm running, I'm dead.
I got you the most so don't look down.
Oh shit!
Oh, underpants.
Why did you do that?
Get him!
One!
Woo!
Ah!
What the fuck, man?
I'm so messed up.
I bet you do that.
What could you do that?
I'm in fucking secret evil.
I swear to God.
Oh, shit. He's low-key evil.
People hurt people.
I'm just...
I'm gonna...
I don't...
I can't.
I can't.
Let's kill them all.
Let's kill them all. Let's kill them all. Let's kill them all.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm in my...
Mom!
I'm in my...
Oh!
I'm dead.
Why are you doing this?
I wasn't getting to the...
Oh my god!
I'm in my...
Please, please, please!
Please!
I'm in my...
Oh my fucking ball is going out of balance.
Oh my god, I was gonna save.
I was gonna save bro, what am I gonna say?
Are you fucking for real?
What?
I did it!
I'm never gonna hit the ball!
You don't have to do this!
You don't have to do this!
Oh my god!
What the fuck, I fucking made it! I fucking made it!
Wait, what do you mean?
Hey, what if uh, what if uh, hey what if uh, hey what if?
What, what happens if you're bald?
Bald? Wait, is your bald gone?
Oh, okay, okay!
That wasn't me, that wasn't me!
AHHHHHH!
I believe your ass bro!
I can't stand it, I heard the battle!
Look, look, look!
I like that line!
I'm just going for it!
I'm just going for it!
I'm so much to win for our ass!
It's not!
It's not!
I'm just going for it!
I'm just going for it!
I'm not gonna use gun.
Oh my goodness.
You better not change the game.
It's too late, I already tried, and I made...
hey, you're been struggling. I'm moved.
my whole, my whole mind remove this rat.
she looks like a cat
she's huge
she looks like a cat
oh my god
oh my god
I thought I was gonna win
oh my god
oh my god
aww
awww
noooo
what?
I saw that!
How the fuck are you going so fast, Sire?
Oh my God, bitch.
I'm sorry.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
Oh, no!
I'm gonna kill you!
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you!
Yeah, who hit you, bruh?
He did!
Whoever hit you, you tell me right now.
I'll scream in the hay.
I'll take care of you.
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
Hello?
Have I seen your trapeze?
No!
I got the big rifle and I'm ready to use it.
What did you mean by that when you're alive?
Good Mr. Byron
I didn't get it
Holy shit, what the f-
Wait man, be like, lie to me!
Hey, shit man, stop in that space
Hey, how's the last bottle girl?
Wow, girl, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god.
That's a clean bow.
You want a bow?
Oh my god.
Oh no.
That's a kind of cleaning.
Did it make it?
Did it make it?
Oh, it didn't make it.
I love women.
women
I believe you
i believe you
when you put it like that
i love the way you do stuff
hi friend
where is my
oh i love you
it's nothing
did you say convenient miss
alright
i can't rest my body
Yeah, we are gonna fuck
Which means it's not gonna like the speed of a shoe bird in the sky
Is it going to do it?
I lost 2 noodle now
I'm a big noodle now
I'm back in being the real person
Nah, I'm evil fuck it
Holy
Help!
Come on, come on, come on!
Don't fuck with me!
Don't fuck with me!
You're gonna play hide and seek?
Oh, that was bad.
Yeah, I'm too long.
You might have me.
I'm not a kid anymore.
My boy, what's happening?
What?
I was doing that last route.
I need like two more minutes to get that.
You know what? I'm bored.
I'm shooting the rocket.
What the? You better not!
OH NO!
You better fucking up!
I'm back in here!
You missed!
Are we gonna have this?
Fuck you!
Oh no!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Dude I love Mario Kart, I'll tell you man.
Oh my god.
No mana, sorry Krosky Crew.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, hurt the dead body!
Oh my...
Oh my gosh!
I think I saw it!
I think I saw it again.
I think I saw it again.
Oh god! Oh god!
Oh god!
Okay, look what I got in my hand.
Oh, that's a mine.
Oh, that's a mine.
No fucking help!
Here's my ball!
I can't believe it!
I want her ass!
Oh
I don't have enough time!
That was a very...
Are you okay?
Stay straight!
Stay back!
You're not dead, right?
Ha ha ha!
I'm dead, right?
Ha ha ha!
I'm dead, right?
I'm dead, right?
I'm dead, right?
I'm dead, right?
Ha ha ha!
Oh
This is awesome
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is not for the game, this is not for the game.
Nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh!
Nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh!
Nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh!
No, no, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh!
I'm trying to win, you can't do this to me.
Have a good person!
Oh, Goddammit!
You got me!
You got me!
Oh, my God!
You do it!
You got me!
It wasn't me!
Not well, well.
I need to make this ball.
Oh, you almost got it.
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
I got a visual on you.
Nice!
3 Squad!
Here's my, here's my!
I need to make this ball.
I like how it's a little bit.
I like how it's a little bit.
I like how it's a little bit.
Oh my god, I cannot believe this!
I'm gonna take a break.
We need to find out what the fuck they're talking about.
I lost my gun.
I'm uninstalled this game right now.
Okay, come on.
God damn it.
Yo, check this out, guys.
We've got to kill Zion.
No!
He's hanging out here, baby.
Look at all the balls in there.
There's so many balls in there.
We need to get rid of them, man.
We need to get rid of them.
I think we should clone Shire. There should be more Shire.
More Shire!
You know what? I think more Shire will make food.
I think we need like 15 more.
Oh my fuck.
Nice try, guy.
Yeah!
No!
Oh, Gary!
Come on!
Oh, Riga!
Help!
Oh, Riga!
I'm just done with it!
No! No!
Help!
Oh, Jesus!
Ah!
Oh my, oh my, oh my God!
Jesus!
I didn't mean to hit you, I didn't mean to hit you, I love women, I love women.
Oh
Who is rainy survivor
I dare you to do what I dare you.
Jesus, I want to be stole, don't, don't do it!
I dare you to do what I dare you.
Hold on, hold on!
Hold on!
Oh my god!
I'm holding my little arches in the middle.
I just can't hear anything.
That was my fault. I dared her to do it.
I dared her to do it.
It was my fault.
Maybe I shouldn't have done it.
I need to get out of here.
Oh God, if you guys get angry, I'm going to throw my ass out of here.
I'm toast.
I can't even move.
Oh my God, you're so dark.
I gotta get out of here.
She's the fucking guy I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here!
UGH!
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Heh, my bad. I don't feel...
I'm in for you.
I'm in for you.
Alright.
Where the fuck did my badges go?
This is going to be a football match.
UGH!
UGH!
YAH!
Why do you keep not saying that for the every one girl?
Oh my god, what is it?
Oh my god, how is it?
Oh please, please!
Oh please, please!
Watch out for the bomb!
Oh, oh!
Waaaa!
Waaaa!
No, no, no!
No more time, no more time!
Oh no!
Shining, shining!
You got my shit in my ass!
My balls!
My balls!
Help!
Help!
No!
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
No!
No!
You gotta be kidding me!
You gotta be kidding me!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
You have that to me for fin-shitting, you little-
Oh my- oh my god!
What?
I do, I do, I do.
I'm killing a lot of people.
Yeah, imagine how much I would flourish if fucking
heavenly wasn't here, man.
Bro, you cannot blame me for the fact that you suck.
Die!
Holy shit!
I'm always on the line, dude.
I'm always on the line, dude.
I'm always on the line, dude.
I'm always on the line, dude.
I'm always on the line, dude.
I'm the winner.
Woo!
I knew that would help somebody see you.
What was the reason?
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
For life!
What the fuck?
Oh it's a bullhorn man.
Bullhorn?
Mouse what the fuck?
What?
You're rich and happy, but it's not easy to count.
I don't think so, Garth and Lane.
I don't got my phone.
My phone.
Oh my god.
Paris.
Paris.
Oh my god.
I'll show you a Paris.
Oh, I saw you, Paris.
Oh my g-
Right out the gate, you just had a car!
I just remembered I had free will, and I could shoot S.P.O. when I walked.
Oh my god!
I like the male ones.
Oh my god thank you thank you thank you for everything so thank you
who are you guys? give me the video!
make a prank, make a prank you
that's the way I want to
aHHHHHH
move!
oh my god
ahhh
ahhhh
ahhhh
we're back
ahhh
ahhhh
oooo
I want to die
ahhhh
ahhhh
woohoo
chee
ahhhh
woohoo
I feel like I'm in jail
oh god
oh god
oh you can hook me
I was in your car
oh my god
oh my god
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
look at all of them
Look at all of them!
Yo, what if a shot frog would have lost a lot of blood?
You have to be evil! You must be evil!
Oh, keep evil!
Oh, my Christ!
Oh, my God!
What do you mean? You get nervous around me?
Uh, why would it not?
You give me no reason to trust you ever!
What do you mean?
You should trust me all the time!
I wasn't me.
I was not me.
I was not me.
It wasn't me.
Oh, there you go. There you go.
I just wanna talk!
Oh my god, I'm so...
What the fuck?!
I should call the police to get him, all right?
I'm sorry!
Oh!
I'm going to get my mom!
That was your game already!
Ah!
H-H-H-H-H!
Get my mom!
What the fuck?!
Oh my god!
I said it wasn't me!
I'm gonna get my mom back!
Be doing great, Ari!
I like the A on your head.
All the Santas were like,
Oh my god, that's a...
He's cheating!
Oh my god, I'm not going to do this!
You put your card on the right of your neck!
I saw that shit!
I messed with you!
I messed with you!
I messed with you!
I want to go home!
My god!
Barry, you're like in an action movie.
Oh!
I
Keep
I have horrific news, my game crashed!
I think it was all the explosions are you having fun okay as long as you're
having fun I'm happy I'm happy and now it's time to invite everybody all over
one of my favorite things is like hearing Hanyan the distance just screaming her head off
just the loudest noise like guttural scream
aww I heard Hina-san a lot though Hina-san
hello I'm sorry my game crashed
that's okay
I heard Hina-san was
oh yeah Hina was moving dude
Hina was moving dude
I know I know
it felt weird when all the screens stopped
I can't see everybody
I kinda, I missed it
I'm like, I'm glad to be here
Wait, I'm trying to see if I can get everybody on my friends list
I think it's one of my time anyway
That makes sense that that happens
I think all the explosions killed me
That's crazy
That's what it was like
That, I am not surprised at all
Oh!
I'm surprised!
Yay!
I'm going to need help inviting people back because I can't see everybody on my list.
I've never met anyone more evil.
Oh, let me try and see.
Can I get, like, part of the heavenly and...
Haduka?
Gotcha? What is that?
Yeah, I'll send it by yo.
Yo.
Yo. Sorry, my game crashed, yo.
It was my turn.
Bro, I live in Japan.
Why is the internet being so ass right now?
Oh!
I- You know, I- I want to ask you that question
because when I play games with Connor,
his internet sucks balls.
Aren't you guys supposed to have, like,
the bus internet
oh that's what i thought
okay that's what you're saying
yeah why is your ping so much
hi ping
oh
connor kind of catches trees right now
because the game crashed on you
you were hosting it
listen listen listen listen
listen listen listen
it's not me
it's not me
i have fiber internet guys
shit fiber
have fiber
I got a camera.
I got a camera.
It had a 5 or 8 in it.
I guess I should hold it to...
Yeah, what's up?
Put peanut on the mic.
Yeah, put peanut on the mic.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
No, no, thank you.
She wants to...
I think everyone should start doing this tech, baby.
That's what it is.
Ooh, I love that.
Yeah, I just have to aim it at someone, yeah.
Uh...
So that's...
Nnngh...
UGH!
Woah!
Stop!
No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can't- I can't find-
Okay, I think I have a problem.
Take it on my thing.
You have to put the-
Oh, sorry, Crop.
Because we gotta get a new car.
It's okay.
No, I'm sorry.
Fuck!
BIT!
I can't find her.
It's okay.
You can be as evil as you want.
I mean, NO.
Oh, thank you.
I love you, I know you're going great.
Who said that?
Hey, look at that.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I can't find her.
I can't find Peggy on my friends list.
It doesn't appear.
Oh, let me see.
see
What can you pay me?
Do you think you can invite Pixie?
I can't find her.
But hear me out.
The beach is work together.
It's a good one.
I've heard that.
I've heard that.
I heard that.
I can join?
Yeah, let's make everybody feel like hell.
Okay.
You don't have to tell me twice.
You don't have to tell me twice.
I don't want to just try to say twice.
Twice.
Oh
the lobby I see what happened I forgot I forgot to start it through with the
monon my fault it's my fault guys my fault wait how the fuck did it if it if I
I didn't do it through there. How did it allow all those people?
Ffff
Super bad really gold!
Professional super?
Shut up! You can make a mistake too, you know.
You can make a mistake too, you know.
Make a mistake I make mistakes all the time. Oh check it out bro. I got a new. Oh, you want some a new hat?
Yeah, let me see your hat.
Hello!
Hey baby!
Hey baby, sorry how did we make the lobby?
I got a new hat.
I got a frog hat.
Ooh, I like your frog hat.
I got a frog head.
Ooh, and I got a frog head.
I got a frog head.
Oh, here's a kiss on it.
Oh, no! Let's go for a ride, girl!
Let's go for a ride, girl!
Woo!
Oh, shit!
It's hard to hide a shotting girl.
Alright, let's go get a pickle.
Let's go back there.
I'm gonna get ya.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What's up?
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.
Fuck.
Oh my god!
I'll see you right next to you.
Jesus!
That wasn't me!
That was me!
That's all the believers!
I don't know what happened to you guys, I don't know what happened to you guys
What happened?
You can't tell that it's your name
I put it through system, I put it through system while you're down
But I might, if I get killed, put people down
It's okay, it's okay.
Thank you.
Fix it, Haruka. I'm begging you.
Fix it, Haruka.
Haruka, don't fix it.
Haruka, fix it, Haruka.
Let's go, Japanese!
Yeah!
Go!
Oh!
What is this?
It's the way to fly.
You're so low on me.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Do we have everyone but...
Yes?
What?
Why are you sound so low?
Obvious?
Go ahead and hit him now!
Who am I missing?
Oh, Froggy!
Where are you taking me? You're wrong.
We need to take her home.
We need to take her home.
That's not her car.
Yeah, you sure can, buddy.
You sure can.
No!
No!
No, no, no.
No!
Yeah, we gotta get some 1, 2, 3 eyes on you.
No!
No!
Oh my god! You're fine!
Sorry! Sorry!
Oh, stop it!
I'm so sorry!
I'm in the sky!
You're not in the straight line?
You're not in the straight line?
Okay, what do you got there?
I need help!
Robby's talking about amniotic food?
Oh, my God.
Why are you talking about amniotic fluid?
What?
What?
I've already finished you.
I don't know.
Why can't I hear her?
What the fuck?
She's not even on this list.
That's what my chat said.
Oh, she's here, finally.
Hey, Will, stop talking about amniotic fluid.
I don't care!
A-A-A-A-A-A-A
That's probably not her.
That's probably not her.
That's probably not her.
I'm just lost, so...
You're gonna help me!
There's an idea.
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
No!
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
That's probably not her.
Frank was invisible.
I see you as invisible.
Maybe when we get in the lobby or you can see it
Well, why are you talking about Andy on a through and fro?
No, don't do it!
Oh! I don't remember!
You can't ask me to...
Wait, don't help me!
Oh, right!
Don't ask me!
Okay, there's context to this.
I was talking...
Yes?
I was talking...
No way! Okay! So I was talking about... Hold on, wait! I have to turn everyone down or I'm gonna die!
Don't die!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah, you are the most recent embryo.
Do you have any other...
Different ones?
Are you an embryo?
No!
You are a kid!
What?
Embryo!
Embryo!
I was like, no, don't come here, go away, come back when I'm sober because I probably
not getting a very good first impression because I'm on the substance and then I was talking about
what maybe sober is like versus me that I'm not. And one of the things I compared sober me to
was that I got my school in uni and drew like a new board and then I was asked, right? Yeah?
Hey, you know what?
No, it's fine. And then, again, again, I was asked, I was asked our newborns and me, and I said,
I guess I would have to put you on the morning grass, a mother's womb, a mother's patient baby in dew,
because babies have that dew on them, and you take them out.
They have dew?
Oh
Before we get doing
What are you doing?
Stop!
Stop the game before we're doing it again!
Madison already died as they lived. Are you a mermaid?
I want to be a mermaid!
I'm a roommate.
That's my roommate.
I love being roommate with her.
I think it's going to be the clan invisible.
Tori is invisible and it's going to make her win the whole game.
That's a B. How'd you get the proc?
I'm sorry.
Oh, that's a B.
Who's that?
The clan.
It's the clan beasties.
Wait, wait.
I want to get the proc.
I don't think I appreciate that.
The base teams are working together.
Yeah, maybe we need to do something about that.
Don't do it.
I'm gonna do it, you butt in my face!
You're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
Hello?
Yeah, we're all indies here.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
These shit shows.
Am I right, bros?
Hey!
You should get a job without me!
Moose shark ho re too!
chnetand contracting
ye l Except the
The
The
The
The
The
I want the driving! I want the driving! I want the driving!
I'm not driving! I want the driving!
I want the driving! I want the driving!
Don't do it! I want the driving!
Did my ball go in?
Guys, I don't know if my ball went in. Did my ball go in?
Is it in yet?
I can't feel it! Help!
Is it in?
Let's go!
No! No! No!
You're just picking shit up, I see.
Oh, I see, I see.
We've got to prepare for the future.
We're preparing for the future, I see.
You got a birdie?
It's a birthday.
It's a birthday.
It's protecting her investment.
No one is targeting you.
I thought I wanted that.
Oh my god, you have got some fucking things.
No.
Help.
There we go.
Oh my god.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh my god.
You can pass this one.
Oh my god.
You can pass this one.
Oh my god.
You can pass this one.
Oh my god.
Don't look at me.
I'm a woman in America.
You bitch!
You bitch!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm a woman in America, bro.
Nice ball.
Nice ball!
Nice ball?
Nice ball!
Mine, baby!
Oh my god, I heard all of you guys in my left ear and I thought I won death.
Oh my god!
I was like, oh my god, is my hearing going right now?
Whoa!
If your hearing might right now, I'd be happy that I was here when it happened.
What?!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What?!
I'm gonna die!
I'm not in like a relationship, but in like a, so I could be here for you.
Wait, but you wouldn't be able to hear me in like some internet.
I wouldn't be here for you.
Do your ears sometimes turn off?
Because mine do.
What if my ears turn off?
I don't believe you.
I saw it!
Shag, is that a 11?
Are your ears just run off?
AHHHHHHHHH!
I thought they were tanning!
Is the medicine ready?
What?
I'm a nightmare?
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, what am I even doing?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
How is our stocked?
Hey guys, I don't know how to say this, I think we need to keep the beast in the sea.
Yeah, I'm gonna eat the rabies one.
I heard you're chatting cover the whole.
I'm gonna eat the one with rabies.
No, no, no.
Yeah!
That's the one I want.
Array be gone now!
No!
I want the slime one!
I'm not giving up on the other one!
How did you go?
It says the name!
Oh hey, that's not good!
I see my fight's on!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay!
Okay, I promise I'll eat you first!
Oh, you're first, Pokemon!
It's okay!
Ooh, holy...
Crocodiles taste like chicken?
Oh my god, I fuckin' knew it.
You're going...
Oh my god, I swear to god, I did it!
No!
No!
Oh no!
I did that for the second time!
Oh my God, I deserve it!
I deserve it, I deserve it!
Oh
Hello.
I'm wild!
I'm telling my mom on you!
Get back!
What the fuck?
It's a guy!
I'm gonna show you some real fast things.
Oh, God, what's he doing?
Oh!
Bro, what the fuck, bud?
Oh!
Hello!
Hello?
oh it's a shield
you can't breathe this
Ah, I'm sorry.
What the fuck?
I know you.
Oh, no, my-
Oh, wait.
Oh, oh, never mind.
Waaaaaah!
I'm fucking gonna kill you!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Shut up, you.
Fuck!
Shit!
I'm sorry, people!
Oh, shit.
Oh
Why do you hate me since they were born why?
This game is so evil in the best way, dude.
I hate this game. I hate this game.
Oh no. Oh god, I'm gonna get in the hole.
Alright, I don't care anymore.
I hate this one.
I hate this one.
I hate this one.
I hate this one.
I hate this one.
I hate this one.
I don't want to move my body.
What?
Just get a hold of water.
Just delete the game if you don't.
Hi!
What do you think?
Do you think?
Oh baby.
Do you think?
Do you think?
Uh...
Wait, where is it?
It's not here anymore.
God damn it.
You fuck!
It's father!
It's father!
It's father!
It's father!
It's father!
Why would you whine?
Why?
Why this?
I can't believe this, bro.
You have got me up and kidding me.
Let's go!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
NOOOOOOOOOO!
AHHH, AHHH, AHH, AHHH!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!
OH MY GOD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I hate everything. I HATE EVERYTHING!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
I know women!
He's bald!
He's bald!
She likes him!
Thank you!
Thank you for watching!
I'm watching the other women!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Nice balls!
Nice balls!
Thank you!
Thank God!
Hello!
Yes, hello!
Can't let you know who I am!
Shut the fuck up!
Okay, guys, I think we need to take up Shire!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
We did a bullshit shot!
We did a bullshit shot!
We did a bullshit shot!
He's just minding his own business!
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
That's why he's succeeding!
That's why he's succeeding!
Minding your own business?
I wanna be in everybody's business.
What the fuck?
Shut up!
Sorry?
He's not minding his own business!
He's lying!
Oh my God!
You... oh, oh!
Oh, when I get you!
Oh, when I get my gun by me!
Oh, when I get you!
Oh, when I get you!
Oh, when I fucking get you!
When I fucking get you!
I get you!
Oh my God!
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God. I just see the mind. Oh my, oh my, oh my.
I'm starting to fight evil, specifically because of how much I've been burned.
The shot has gone crazy.
Oh no, it's going to be a whole point of the game.
Why is that? You're nice.
My world can't be...
Wait, what do you want?
Suck me, heavy meat!
I see what you've been doing.
Oh my god, my ball made it so close!
But bad news, everything's in my fucking bag.
I don't want it!
I don't want it!
Can you stop the game?
I think it's gonna go in the water probably.
I don't know why, but I think it's gone.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
No!
What?
Oh my God, I did-
Oh my God!
Oh, my-
Can't shoot the gun, bro.
Oh!
I'm not gonna make it.
Why? I can't shoot the gun!
I can't.
No, I'm gonna make it.
I'm trying my best, I haven't taken my man.
Oh, God, that's a bad thing.
That's a bad thing.
Yeah, you can have them.
Yes!
Want some?
How about these?
How about these?
A little nibble.
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Oh, no!
What do you mean? You've done me so much, Hestia!
You know what? If I were gone, I would have won.
Oh my God!
I love blond!
I fucking love blond!
I eat them all up!
What are we even talking about, man?
Manacingly watching me?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. See what I like.
Oh, sorry.
Well, guess what?
Why?
Because I don't even know what you're doing.
Good item, even more.
Oh!
Are you sick of that incredible way you are from your foul?
Oh my god, that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You think I'll make it?
Oh, oh, oh.
Just get back.
Just get back.
I'm not going to make it, but what if, somehow I did.
What is going on?
I pulled a move from a sports film!
Sports film!
A sports film move!
I'm not going to bed!
I'm not going to bed!
I was going to say at least you're not the last, but I'm not going to bed!
I'm not going to bed!
I'm not going to bed!
I'm not going to bed!
I'm not going to bed!
Wow, mojyu mojyu.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Moja moja.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I didn't know you were going to fall.
Come on.
What the hell are you going to do to boost me?
Holy.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my, oh, my god.
Being a kameyoshi doesn't pay off all the time.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
I'll throw it though.
What do you guys want?
Actually, I don't know.
What the?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Who was that?
I'm gonna die!
UGH!
NAKI!
AHHHHHHH!
Hahahaha!
What are you?
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
FUCKING GAME!
What are you doing?
Die!
Oh my god!
Oh, you can't die!
Oh.
No, you can't die!
Hey!
This is a god damn game!
I'm 60% burning out, baby.
Oh, but I-
You're gonna have a real...
Burning.
I'm gonna get a shit on you!
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna get a shit on you!
Oh god, get a shit on you!
You fucker!
WOOOOOO!
That's not right!
That's not right!
Okay!
One time you'll run!
I'm gonna do this!
OPEN!
I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it!
I'm gonna get it! I'm gonna get it!
I don't know, man.
What the fuck?
I'm just a game.
I can try.
What the fuck?
You think I'm losing?
No.
That's a nice burp.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What the fuck?
I
Would do
It's the day that I was born in.
I'm a little girl.
Not seeing what's going on.
I'm seeing what's going on.
I'll kiss you so hard!
I
You just wanna take one shot at the queen.
You got this, Rocky!
Don't be such a fool.
I won't let you break it.
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky!
Oh, my God, this is the state.
You got this.
Look out!
That's not a LiDOR show.
LiDOR show.
LiDOR show.
LiDOR show.
LiDOR show.
LiDOR show.
I'm not LiDOR show.
I'm not LiDOR show.
You don't agree?
LiDOR show.
You're not LiDOR show.
You don't agree?
You don't need to believe our show.
LiDOR show.
I don't fuck you, that score of 1,020.
I don't have coins, we have friendship!
we have friendship!
we don't have coins, we have friendship!
are you all right?
I'm gonna have a boyfriend!
Moly, bring shit!
Mary Shine Pienne Shirt
In the world of Big Area
This has never happened in my life
I just, I just wanted to ask you guys to see my new car
you're the real problem
all of these guys
yeah, we have a baby
awesome
Yes, I'm definitely a baby
all of these guys
I don't have these weapons
I don't have these weapons
Why does the world hate me?
Wait, who's born?
Uh-oh.
Is Heavenly born?
Oh, no.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god. Who am I?
And you're dancing Jesus
You have got to be fucking kidding me
You have got to be fucking kidding me
You have got to be fucking kidding me
What the fuck?
You have got to be fucking kidding me bro
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Ain't no fucking way.
I was gonna make it.
I was gonna fucking make it. I was gonna eat.
Shia is cheating.
Shia is cheating. We gotta stop her.
It mustn't be stopped.
Shia LaBoum
We're both women
We're all balls
Got a women's ball
She's voting on me! Let's see who gets more voting on me!
I see how it is.
How could you?
This is unlocking. My name is Jinger, but I'm locking in.
Unlocking in!
Please go in, boh!
It's so hard for me!
That is a fucking dollar fee!
Yes! Yes!
Such a fucked up thing!
Are you eating the golf carton?
You're so fucked up!
Oh man!
You can also drop it and then hit it real quick to get a targeted landmine.
Oh!
Oh
Oh my balls are weird.
Oh no.
How am I in it?
I
What?
Why?
Get off me!
Ariel!
Ariel!
Ariel!
Ariel!
Get off me!
I'll show you.
You guys, if you get a new hat, you get a new hat.
Oh, what's the old friend's old friend's hat?
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
I'm going to kill you!
I've been trying to get rid of all of that from my heart.
I'm going to kill you!
Good luck everyone else.
Run!
Good luck everyone!
Good luck everyone!
Good luck everyone.
I'm gonna let you two fast for me.
Hey, can we talk about how-
What did I ever do to you?
What the fuck did I ever do to you?
Hello? Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
I've never done anything to fear to my fucking life.
You can't huff over a stick, right?
You can't? Are you serious?
I'm actually scared of how that frog is right now.
What the fuck is going on?
No dolphins have-
Yes!
I'm pissed!
It's my fault!
I should have come out of here.
It's a horrible idea.
That's insane.
He is an old boy.
I'm sure.
Oh no, what is that?
What the fuck happened to you?
Why is everyone staring at us?
WHAT THE FOOL?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
AAAAAAAAH!
I'M GONNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
OH!
Hey!
What is happening?
OH MY GOD!
You have got to be f***ing searing me.
You have got to be f***ing searing me.
You have got to be f***ing searing me.
Hey!
I know who- I know who-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK
What's funny?
What's funny?
I'll do that once you get some relieved all of the-
Oh no, I need to go, I need to go.
I need to go, I need to go.
I need to go, I need to go.
I need to go, I need to go.
I need to go, I need to go.
What?
Yeah, a big wave for believers.
A big wave.
I like this game again, I like it, but this game is a little bit sad, now I'm so happy, but I like it again.
I
Oh my god, I ate onion rings.
I'm gonna get it.
Let's go!
I'm gonna get it.
AHHHHHHH!
Let's eat!
Heavenly, I ate onions for dinner!
Oh my god, don't laugh!
I fucking ate onions!
I didn't eat onions!
I ate it!
I'm gonna sleep in it.
I'm gonna sleep in it.
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Directed by
AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh shit
Nooooo
ει
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I KICKED OUT
Here it goes
Let's do this let's do this
Bало
Oh
I can't do anything if the car is parked on top of a hole!
I can't do shit if it's on the wall!
Hello!
I should have fucking known.
I should have fucking known though.
No.
EEEEEE
Oh my
Oh my
Oh my
NO
NO
What did you just do?
You put that on
Oh my god
That was so close
I'm not gonna play again
Oh my god
OOOH
OOOH
GAAA
GAAA
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHH
OOOH
OOOH
The women
I
Oh
You can go make it. Oh my god
What
You gotta be kidding me
No fucking way.
No fucking way!
No!
Get out of my way!
You guys better watch out for it!
Oh my shit!
Oh my shit!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
some of the whole side is gonna be a sandwich party.
The women!
The women!
Oh, yeah, we're gonna be the women.
Yes, I'm a women.
I'm a woman.
I'm a woman.
Where is he?
Yeah.
What?
What are you doing?
He found a board.
What?
Were they on the board?
I know.
He found a board.
It's a board!
It's a board!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, do I want this?
Yeah!
We can take a picture.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, can me and Shia be in the front as we won?
No.
No!
How do we do it?
Kill him.
Dad, there are women's bars.
Kill him.
How do we do it?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We should close here.
We should close here so everyone's name is in there.
Oh, yeah!
I'll do it. I'll do it.
Stop hitting everyone!
Stop hitting everyone!
I'll get in the cars.
Oh
I'm taking the picture man!
You can take this green shot!
You can take a screenshot!
Yeah, a screenshot!
Oh my god!
You gotta be kidding me!
It was my story!
I sent it to the mouse!
Oh my god, let me see your picture!
Aww it's so cute!
Let me in!
Yeah! Thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming, we have to play more games.
Thank you for playing with me, thank you, thank you.
Let's play games together.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you for having us.
Don't thank you for playing! Thank you!
We must play more games!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Bye!
Aw, that was fun!
That was fun!
That was fun!
That was fun. That was fun. That was fun. Everything feels so quiet. Guys, my ears are still ringing.
I read! Thank you for the reader! Thank you for playing! Thank you!
Guess what I, my mods made me a whole list of games that we could play. Multiplayer games.
Hello?
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good.
Uh, what?
Oh!
Uh, uh, uh.
How are you?
How are you?
I'm good.
All right, you wanna play more game?
How are you?
All right, you should come play more game with us.
Yeah.
When are we playing?
I don't know.
Yeah, me either.
What are you want to play?
I don't know, what are you want to play?
There's so many games out there now.
We're about, we could play the, well, there's a video game rental game.
What?
It's a demo though.
It's not like out yet.
Oh, I'm down.
We could do some demos.
Rewind 99.
Rewind 99.
Yeah, look.
This one.
Me.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'll download it.
Are you going to rest now, Ari?
Ari.
Oh, you're overstimulating. It needs to be horizontal.
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
It was really hard to...
I feel like I talk to some people sometimes, but then other times it was just...
There were so many voices. I don't know what was happening.
We could also play Spider Roulette.
Ehhhh.
Do you want to try that?
Yeah.
Yeah? Okay.
We can try them both.
Yeah.
I'm totally down.
I hate spiders, so this would be great.
Perfect.
I need to get used to spiders.
I, you know, I played the last train game.
The last train.
Do you remember this demo that I shared this week?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I never played that demo.
I played it.
Froggy, thank you for the ride.
I'll be a great story.
Thank you for the ride.
I played the demo.
Froggy, I love you.
We love Froggy.
We love Froggy.
I play the demo for the last train and I will tell you it's very short, which is why to me
I mean I wouldn't mind playing it again
But yeah, it's very short
But the game has so much potential
Yeah, well that's good. Actually, I wouldn't mind playing it with you because I feel like you can be a great judge of this game
Okay, yeah, I mean I'm not
Less than an hour the demo
Oh, okay. I'm down for anything. I'm just here. I'm just a guy that broke off the golf course.
We can do that.
Is Buf coming?
I...
She's playing Pocopia right now.
She's playing Pocopia!
Yeah.
Okay, she's not coming.
Yeah, no, I mean it's fine. I don't know. She's she's been talking about playing
Pocopia like the whole time and then I don't think she got a chance to play it
so I think she's a champion. I feel you. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Pocopia. It looks really fun. I see people that are like insanely far ahead
from where like we are and it's just I'm mind blown. It looks fun.
What do you want to try first you want to try spider roulette yeah, okay
I'm down
All these
I'm getting all the things for inviting me. I'm like, yeah, that's cute
Thanks for inviting me no thanks for inviting me
I had fun. I had fun too. Yeah. Wait, there was another demo that I saw. Where is it?
I had another demo that I got. Oh, yeah, the Night Shippers demo. I think I have that
one. This one. Night Shipper. Oh yeah. Wait, is this the
I'm gonna download it
I'm downloading all of them
Okay, okay, okay, here we go
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Alright, okay
Guys, we're playing a bunch of demos today
Yeah, I'm down
Okay, okay, okay
Alright
Okay, I got it.
Oh my god.
I'm in.
Spider roulette.
Spider roulette.
Spider roulette.
Thank you so much for the red hotado.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You didn't have to thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, you didn't have to thank you, thank you.
I hope you had so much fun!
Fun!
Fun! Fun!
Very fun!
Yeah, people who don't like spiders might want to look away for a second.
Oh man, isn't that bad?
Wait, are we gonna do a story one first?
Uh, yeah! Oh, I mean, I have it up.
Okay, I have that, let me...
Spider roulette.
I spelled it, supider.
Spider?
Supider.
Supider.
Oh, oh my gosh.
Supider roulette.
Supider?
Supider.
Man, it's cute music.
Oh, it's cute but it has spiders.
Oh, there's like a room code. Okay, here I will yeah, I'll copy a room code and then send it over to you
Oh my god the music it's that
It's very goofy. It's giving me like Lobby to Jackbox game. Oh shit. It
Does sound like jackbox lobby. Yeah. Oh god
But baby, baby, baby, I'm scared
This is like it pretty scary
Okay, but how much do you not like spiders?
Like, deathly afraid?
Why don't you go near them?
Would you get one if it was like crawling, like near you and you're like, so I'm gonna
get rid of this?
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, you should ask Chat what happened when I played Resident Evil.
Oh no, what happened?
I didn't know that there was a spider part.
Yeah, that one's pretty, um, in your face.
I ended up calling Connor and he had to talk to me the whole time and I was
freaking out.
Aw, I like talking through it.
But it was so bad, I was hyperventilating.
I was going like, jeez.
And I was crying.
I actually cried, like I cried.
I had tears coming through my eyes.
And all my hair stood up.
Jeez.
Is this us and the little wave?
They are really nasty.
That's us!
That's us!
You're the blue one, you just appeared.
Are you ready?
Do we try it?
Yeah!
We can try it.
Okay!
I'm gonna try exposure therapy.
Wait, what happened?
Welcome, my dears.
It is time to hide your spiders.
Select a cop to hide a spider of it.
But don't forget where you hid them.
After all, you don't want to fall for your own mess.
All of the spiders are hidden in the circumstance
that some spiders are placed under the same cup.
I have personally given them a new spot.
Oh, god.
Time to begin.
Where did you put yours?
You get the choice between just flipping a cup
or opening an action.
Wait, wait.
What?
I kinda seems fun to open a pack.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I already forgot where I put my spires.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna open a pack.
Oh!
Wow!
Yes!
So, what was the 53% chance... right now it says 50% chance.
Is it like...
I'm gonna flip a coin.
A player has chosen to check under a coin.
What he says to, there is no s-
It's your turn.
Oh god.
Okay, I'll- I'll flip.
You got this, you got this?
AHHHHHHHHH!
That was- that was one of my spiders!
I fucking kn- I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it, man.
The bad choice.
Check under a cup for another player.
Oh, we need another player.
Yeah, I think we might...
Oh, choose a player.
Oh, God.
And now I can choose one for you?
Well, I mean...
I mean, you wouldn't choose yours.
No, I'll just choose a random one.
Oh, thank God.
I'm going to do it.
Oh my gosh.
You've got to be kidding me.
That's so bad.
Stop.
Wait a minute.
Don't tell me you did all the corners.
Did you?
You should try the corners.
I'm not going to try the corners now!
Oh no. Oh no!
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Oh come on.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
I'll flip a cup.
I'm going in. Just going to do it.
It is your turn.
What are you going to do?
Okay, I can see how this would be fun with multiple people.
Yes.
I'm gonna open a pack.
Fuck man.
I'm so scared wait that wasn't
That was mine!
I told you I forgot where I put it!
I'm gonna do this one.
Did you do this corner?
No.
Are you sure?
Oh!
I'm shook.
Did you do the one next to it?
Nope.
Oh, okay.
Lucky
We do another pack
What are you going to do now
Okay. Alright. I'm gonna flip. Flip. Flip. This one. I'm gonna do this one. Oh my goodness.
Like.
Feel the pressure.
I'm so fucking...
OH MY GOD YAAAHHH!
Oh look at this little...
I like this little heartbutt.
Little heartbutt?
36%? I'm gonna try.
OH FUCK!
Not bad at all. It's your turn.
Okay.
Better think about it.
Come on, please.
Big God!
I'm flipping, and I'm committing to this one. Oh no.
Oh my god.
What are you going to do now?
That ain't think about it.
I want to do an artifact. 30%
Oh shit.
I'll be doing this one.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna do this one.
Please. Ohhh my god.
You're up.
please it's all you oh my goodness i'm gonna flip the cup i'm gonna do this one
Come on.
Oh God, I am going to...
Be careful now.
Oh God.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm going to do, uh, uh, this one.
Oh god.
Oh god.
It's a spider.
It's a spider.
Oh god!
Oh god!
You're dead.
What are you going to do?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, wait!
Please wait!
I'm gonna do this one.
I'm just getting out of the way.
Feeling lucky.
Ewww!
Well?
Ain't no fucking way, bro.
I hate everything.
Ewww! No, they're dancing! Ewww!
They're dancing. They look so creepy.
Ewww! I don't like this.
Oh, I don't like it.
Oh my god.
I don't like that.
I did not like that.
Oh.
I did not like that at all.
That was really gross.
I feel like we need more people.
To put like more spice up to make it more interesting.
Yeah, it needs more people.
For sure.
For sure.
Okay.
Well I'm down for like trying it again
again with like more people hell yeah we'll try again with more people let's do
it yeah fun yeah I like it the game when I closed it it said wait no I just
heard it he just scream get buff kidnap her I don't know if we can right now
She's kind of busy with poclobia. She's a little bruisey. Should we try to rewind 99? Yeah
Okay
Yeah
I'm very interested in this one
Yeah, yeah a lot cuz
You know how much I love fucking simslop
Simslop?
Yeah.
Oh, is that it?
I don't think I remember.
It's not scary.
Oh my gosh. Okay, I'm ready.
I'm clocking in.
You're clocking in?
I'm clocking in.
Unlimited frames.
No, thank you.
Ew.
Oh.
Huh.
Huh. Okay.
One of your gamecafters is called Buster Block.
Oh really?
Yeah.
That's cute.
Wait, I have the clock in for my new job.
Clock in?
This is cute, Logan.
Oh, it says Lobby created invite friends from your Steam Playlist.
I'll just invite you.
Invite me.
I'm inviting you?
Yeah, you're writing me.
I did?
Did you get my invite?
I got your invite.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Cool.
This looks cute.
This looks really cute.
Illegally blonde.
Illegally blonde.
The card father.
Oh.
What?
Are you here?
Uh, I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
I'm loading in.
Uh, I'm loading in.
Oh, there you are.
Can you see me?
Oh, your shirt.
Oh, I'm in.
You know, you kind of look like you.
Got milfs?
Yeah, that's what you're in said, too.
Does it really say got milfs?
Yeah, it says got milfs.
Oh, it could change our appearance.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
Um, oh.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
I love the pink and the little twig.
Um.
Wait, that is cute.
Ooh.
Pretty big.
Whoa!
So many of these eyes just remind me of candy.
Yeah.
I agree.
Oh.
Erby.
Wait, how do I change my hair?
Oh, here it is.
I see hair right now.
Wait, did you find it?
Yeah.
I need my hair.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I see hair right now. Wait, did you find it?
Yeah.
Oh.
I'll keep got milfs.
That's pretty good.
Uh...
Nice.
oh i can make my chin really big wait oh just small just big just large there we go
Oh
Huh
Perfect
Mmm, wow, oh pink shoes
Wait, I changed it to woman and all my settings off with the
Oh, wait.
Damn!
I see you doing the same thing too!
I look over and I just saw your ass grow!
Oh, I look. That look good.
You look fantastic!
I'm gonna be honest.
My ass is so big I can't fit past you past the door.
Oh, okay. Yeah, no problem. I'll just um. The ass is too wide. Yeah here. I'm just uh, oh, let me
Oh, how do I okay? There we go. Nice
What is your mouth?
I'm drilling a little bit because I'm so excited about working here. Whoa. Whoa. They have like a whole world
What if I do like fine wine Oh they have like a clothing store
they do yeah my god my ass is huge oh you can buy new hairstyles
Oh my goodness.
Wait, what the fuck? Why is the world so big?
I don't know.
Holy shit, wait, what the- did you go outside?
Yeah, I went over to the right towards the clothing.
Do you see the fucking tower with like the storm above it?
Yeah.
yeah what the fuck scratch convenience oh there's a convenience store
wait this is the devil this is crazy what the fuck yeah it's really insane
This game is insane!
Old net?
Oh, you can knock on doors.
Oh.
There's weather?
What?
Wait, have you...
Are you still walking around town?
yeah whoa wait there's mouse girl mansion what the fuck is mouse girl
mansion my house it looks like it's it looks like it's run by Hugh Mausner Hugh
mouse nerf yeah
well it's going soon oh my god Shia there's like a ferris wheel and
everything wait I want to find that way wait are you oh my gosh this goes back
so much further than I thought the ferris wheel is forever far away this
This is insane.
Wait, there's like normal houses.
Wait, people be able to...
Are we gonna be able to come and like,
retrieve tapes from like, people's houses?
I have no clue.
Are you a booby dating or are you a lesbian?
Ha ha ha ha!
It's one or the other, choose one.
You can only do one. You can't do both.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Whoa.
Ha. What? Bisexual? What? Pansexual? What the fuck is that?
Chop chop girl, are you lesbian?
Chop chop! I need to know!
Oh my god, when I knock on people's doors, they come outside their house.
And you can talk to them.
I found a collectible at a drive-in theater. I said that we are drive-in theater.
There's a casino!
Where's the casino?
It's giant. It has cards on it. It just says casino on it. It's purple.
Can we actually gamble? Oh my gosh, I came inside.
This place is huge!
Can you press the letter M and look at the map?
Oh my god, oh my god, this is so impressive.
What the heck?
This is really...
Oh, I see where you're at now.
You're...
I'll have to come get you.
I'm gonna try and find you.
I saw you on the map.
Wait, this game is insane.
This is really, really, really cool.
Oh my god.
I'm in shock.
I literally just thought we were going to be in a video store like the whole time.
Yeah.
It's got like a whole like living world outside of it, which is so fun.
And I love the style of how, I mean, it's so, it gives like 90s cartoon, like when you
look at the big evil tower, it reminds me slightly of, what was that?
I kind of feel like-
I think you have a toontown, yeah a little bit.
Toontown?
Yeah a little bit.
town it also reminds me of Doug oh my gosh I love it I love it this is so fun
there's so many people that like this is so dynamic oh yeah the houses the
houses remind me of Rocco's modern life mm-hmm they got that kind of whims what
That's a bop at extreme up there. There's a bop at extreme
There's a bop there's is there's a bop
I'm in front of the courthouse the town hall the bank in the post office
I'm trying to get a bop it off the top of it. It's on a roof. I
Got a bop it. It's called beat it
I found a Nokia phone
I found the rogue gcchi game card to it.
I- oh!
You can level 2.
Hey, level 2!
Look at us go.
Wait, I gotta-
I'm just gonna collect the rules.
What did you get?
Rogue gcchi.
Golden spy.
Double O.
Double O golden spy.
Oh my god!
Wait, is this just gonna be like 90's references everywhere?
That's funny.
I think so.
Wait, is this just gonna be like 90s references everywhere?
That's funny.
I think so.
I love it.
Okay, this is, um, you will up gas station.
What's this?
Wait, I gotta find you.
Motel 3.
Oh wait!
There you are.
Oh, there you are!
Oh.
Here I am.
Are you just in your panties?
Yeah, I bought some panties.
Wait, where can I buy some panties?
Here, this way. Clothing store.
How do you get panties too?
I need putties quick!
Oh my gosh, every time I turn the corner I see something new.
Yeah, this is insane. This game is huge.
All the way over here. Yeah, here's the over it outfitters.
Oh my gosh, there's a gym over there.
Come on, we better work out.
Excuse me, where are your finest panties?
Excuse me, I'll take a pair of your finest panties.
Where do I get the panties?
Do I talk to them?
Talk to the person and then just look through the clothes.
In there, I think that you should be able to buy them from there.
Our collectibles and cartridges appear in the room we started in.
The beat it and all the collectibles are in here.
Oh, Playboy cartridges.
Oh my god that's so cute.
Wait there are a thousand dollars?
Wait mine were only a hundred.
Why are they so expensive for me?
Banana, gym rat, injury.
The proportions are crazy.
What the fuck? Why is it so expensive?
They got Bikini Tomp?
GIGA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE RAIN I'VE BEEN A GREAT STREET THANK YOU FOR THE RAIN GIGA
Guga!
Guga.
We gotta play games, Guga.
Oh, that's pretty.
Apply.
Wonderful.
Whoa.
I don't even wanna wear this.
I'm excited to see it.
I don't want to wear this I'm excited to see it I want to wear this shirt
now in terms of pants what do you think I haven't seen it apply yet but when you come
out of it. I'm ready. There's Doug hair in the menu. Wait, is it really? There is.
Oops. Oh my god. I, oh my gosh, it there literally is and it is the Doug hair. That's so funny.
I don't think I can afford it.
I only have 200 bucks.
We gotta make some money.
Oh shit.
I'm worried about the giant thing out front from this convenience store that just says
Scratchers and it makes me want to oh you can buy gambling $20 and $5 scratchers
I'm getting one of oh no. I can't get one of each
Scratchers I
Just bought two
Where do I get them you got two scratchers right here? Yeah
I'm going to try.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Did you win?
No.
No.
But also, or maybe I did.
No, I got like five dollars.
When you're...
Finding Hemo!
When you click to open these, it says rub one out.
Wait, two, right?
Do I need two of those?
One?
How do I know?
No pooping on company time?
What if I want to poop?
Actually, I can't poop in public places.
Why not?
I don't know I just could never use the bathroom like in public like even at school like when I would go to school
I would like my body would like not allow me to use the bathroom. I could only poop in my house. Oh
Yeah
Like even if I was like super sick, it's like my body knew I was like not on my house
Yeah
I can't pee like I can't pee if I know people are around either I
Feel like I used to be like that but then I don't know sometimes, you know, you just got to go
Because I
Found that up because I
Was in the hospital and like a bunch of nurses like okay
And they were just standing there and I'm like I can't do it
Oh, I can't do it bro.
Oh.
Bro, I can't do it bro.
I can't do it bro.
Well maybe one day we could, well maybe not, we, someday.
Someday?
Someday.
Someday I'm gonna be able to poop in public.
do it yeah how are your clothes coming along I'm looking cute you should take a
look one day I'm excited
I'm getting the scratchers okay all right okay I'm coming oh where did you go
I'm back in the store oh okay oh we don't I don't oh whoa whoa we wasted all
of our money on clothes and now we can't buy our inventory for the store I have
two scratch cards so maybe I can win back shit you can do it we have shared
money yeah oh we do I think so
we're a team okay scratch cards scratch cards wait wait wait I can okay
$15 yeah I got $15 did you just get $15 yep okay so we can I wrap this one
for you for you to do? I don't know. Oh, dang it. There has to be more ways we can make money around here.
Oh, okay, I got us 25 dollars. Let's go! We got 25 dollars!
Um... What if we go to the casino? We should do that. Okay, lead the way.
wait there's a one Easter egg if you throw an item out of button on the store
with a big UFO at 8 p.m. what that's so specific wait the one with oh this one
the probing go probe and go oh yeah press here there's like a cat up there
Oh that wait at 8 p.m. Yeah, it's like 3 30 in the morning
Yeah, we've been up all night
Yeah, we have
Okay, let's we should gamble we'll get our money back and then open up a
Video store right? Yeah. Yeah. There's we'll make our money back for sure. Yeah
Wow, this is so cool. I love it. I love the vibes
I love the world is really big for some reason
It's great use of
solid colored minimalist like
structures, but has
The whimsical vibes because not everything is symmetrical
Yeah
Sorry, I saw a guy like oh
There's a guy
I'm sorry okay
Look, I think he's dead. Oh
This is rent knit always always cool. Oh my gosh
Save any money on it?
Right. Can we rob them?
Respect too much money on our fat asses and cool clothing and I like they are all red
They're gonna collect us. Holy shit.
Damn.
They're gonna fucking collect. They're gonna collect the leg.
Oh, this is the casino.
Okay, you should gamble.
Dude, you gamble. My luck is very bad.
Uh...
Can we?
I mean, there has to be.
I hear a lot of ambiance on gambling.
But not enough gambling that I could actually do.
Oh
Warning busted a wait, how did you you picked up a collectible and they gave us money? Oh wait
What do you mean busted a f what the fuck?
Maybe we should just play collectibles. Oh, I do it
Oh
Oh
Are we broke no
Are we
No
Oh, yay!
We got $50.
Isn't that what, did we have $75?
Oh.
Oh!
Okay, you're right, this is busted
because that landed on a win.
Uh-oh, how do we get out of here?
Let's go, let's go, let's get out of here!
I don't think we should gamble anymore.
This is an important planet.
We'll just find collectibles.
Well, we need to buy four shells and look at how many how many title with a buy a bunch of movies
Oh, what is that?
Sorry, I don't know. He made it. Oh, he's like a
He's angry he squeals. He's gonna kill us
No, I can't we'll figure it out
Oh my god, I just had deja vu really bad.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
I had a dream where I was like in a parking lot and I was being chased by like some sort
of like robot that was like killing people.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
And it just felt so similar to this.
Oh.
Yeah, geez. I had a dream the other day that I was in school and it was, I had to, it was
just like an exam. But the exam was all open-ended questions. So there were giant blank spots
where you could write your answer. It wasn't multiple choice. It was just you had to
know like what the the question like the answers were and it just I had so much
anxiety oh my because it would just be like what is this blah blah blah not
even like a hint it was just like a hey good luck oh my god a film by marky
move iron blood haha that's cute that is very cute that's I don't think I've
had a dream about school in a long time yeah I think in the last year my
heart about school was like I couldn't leave school somehow for some reason
like I kept trying to find a way to like go home because it was the end of
school day but for some reason my school became like endless and like I couldn't
leave oh I was I was like forever trapped and I couldn't find an exit no
matter how hard I tried oh that's horrible yeah I was really scary it like
oh my god I woke up so scared yeah I was in a school loop like I kept trying
I was trying really really hard to find the exit, and no matter what, and it wasn't even like it would send me back to the beginning, it was just new areas of the school would just appear.
And just when I thought I found the exit, it's like nope, just kidding.
Wow. Suck in that school loop.
Yeah.
You make about that. What do you think about that?
That's pretty scary.
That's scary.
That's... dreams.
They feel so real.
In a moment! Oh my gosh.
There's a haunted maze.
I'm trying to jump into a room.
Look! We have like, uh...
so much money.
You see that?
Yeah!
We're doing it.
I have no clue.
Well, we started with a thousand, so I'm assuming that
This should just about be enough.
I'm gonna go to the video store and see if it's enough.
Okay, I'm gonna head back there.
I'm just gonna collect things along the way and then...
Yeah.
Oh yeah, we have none under $15.
We're fucking rich.
We're like rich.
Like rich, rich, freaking rich.
Uh...
I found a map in someone's garage that circled an area on the south part of the map that
It's just like, question mark? Hello? What is this?
Huh?
I don't know, we might have to investigate.
We must investigate.
Okay, uh...
16 animation, 16 comedy, 16 action, 16 sci-fi movies?
Yeah, is that what we're getting?
Yeah.
I found a cave and there's a sign out front where um it just says goons only I found the
goon cave so i think i found the thing that they that they uh it's a ufo
Oh, it's like crash down here and there's like an alien that just stares at you from here
I don't know if you can do anything with it though at least right now
Okay, I'm gonna come back and help with the with the store. I feel
so
Like overwhelmed but in a good way just running outside because there's so many things to see
More
I wonder if we'll be able to do stuff with it.
Like interact with a bunch of stuff.
Probably. I'm sure that there's plans, because this is just like enormous.
I have to order 16 basketballs.
Oh.
I don't know why.
Do we sell those?
I guess we sell fucking basketballs.
I guess we fucking sell basketballs guys.
Cool.
Where the fuck do we sell the basketballs from?
What's the point of the basketballs?
I don't know.
Spock 16 basketballs from the laser, but where the fuck do they go?
Uh, is it these? No.
No returns.
Wait, do we have to put them on a shelf?
I don't know.
Finding Emo, if that's good.
Yeah, we stuck finding Emo. What do you think?
That's a lot of walls.
I guess like, maybe another one, maybe.
Come over here, come this way, come back here where the truck is.
Oh my gosh, I found all that reference. All that. That's cute.
I want you to see what happens when I loop this truck.
Uh-huh. I see it, I see it.
oh every single time that's fun my brand oh you do go on the shelf nice oh
yeah look at that use the neon sign in the front window to open your store
Donnie dark tunes that's funny wait change post oh
My gosh bad burger instead of good burger. Oh shit. I want to watch Donnie dark tunes
Wait, we have customers already. Oh
Oh
Supposedly what do we do?
Okay
And to the customer's like order more stuff. Oh
I I welcomed them. I said hello welcome to the video rental and
Then he said what do you want?
Hey welcome on in are you having a
Hey welcome, oh he smiled at me. Oh
Oh, I'm taking your money, total is...
Oh, okay.
I'm selling things.
Uh...
Ice?
I did it!
That's cute.
It's very simple.
Set up a candy shelf that will destroy parental willpower.
Oh, it can't wait for destroyed parental willpower.
Okay, did you have to put out like more shelves or were these already here?
I put them out.
Oh nice, okay.
You could tell I played too many Sims love games. I love it and I need to eat it.
I love it.
Oh smart.
I want to throw this at the button at 8pm.
What is that?
The hubba hubba
You can try it at 5 p.m. Do you want to try no no wait till 8 p.m. Okay?
This is a rewind station
The developer is 100% a millennial if not my dad
I was wondering what the fuck this was.
What?
What?
I'm gonna be honest.
Oh wait, I picked it up accidentally.
Uh oh, I picked up the station.
How do I place it back?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you probably want that somewhere near the return.
Uh-oh.
You got this.
It's... I don't know, working.
Uh-oh, I think...
I believe...
Fix it up...
by accident.
Yeah, no, you got this.
Uh-oh.
How are people gonna rewind the stuff?
I'm gonna be honest when I saw it. I didn't know what it was.
Oh.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
I didn't know what it was at first either.
Um, what's a VHS?
What is that?
It's 7pm.
How do I put this shit down?
Maybe I can't put it down now,
since the door's doors open?
Maybe.
You holding onto your balls?
Yeah, so I can throw it at the button.
At 8 p.m.
Oh, it's not even red yet, so we can't...
Remember when we came the last time it was red?
Yeah.
It's green, throw it.
Right now?
No!
It won't switch to 8.
Don't listen to chat!
I listen to them don't listen to them don't listen this happens all the time
750 755
Oh
I did it
YEEE!
Wait I love this shit, what the fuck?
Oh my goodness!
A monster!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That was amazing.
That was sick!
That was worth it.
That was fucking worth it.
That's so fun!
We have customers!
oh my god
oh
go ahead you got him you got him
uh where did uh where's the rewind
uh so i can't put it down for some reason
and now i can't check out the customer for some reason i think i'm booked
and now i can't exit the station
um nothing happens when you hit tab
Nope. I'm kinda stuck.
Oh.
Hop out!
What if...
Uh...
What?
What if I leave and come back?
We could try.
Okay, you stay in there and I'll... and... and... and... and line me in.
Okay.
Okay.
And line me back.
Uh, you're still here.
I am?
Oh no!
It still says you're in the lobby.
I wonder, okay wait, I'm gonna save
and then I'm gonna go back.
You know what, that might have broke it.
We had way too much fun.
too much fun not allowed oh man I miss him already I missed the OE I
okay I'm gonna I invited you I'm accepting I'm joining I'm joining
I'm not doing it for some reason.
Oh, it says you're here.
It does?
Yeah.
Oh, but I'm not.
Wait, I'm going to restart the game.
Okay.
Maybe if I restart the game.
Maybe if I just restart the game.
Yeah.
I'm impressed with the sheer amount of original art in this.
Yes, not any AI at all.
Mm-hmm.
Like, it's such a big effort to put in that much.
Yeah.
OK, I'm ready.
OK.
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Here we...
Are we going?
Here we... oh here!
Oh there you go! Oh I...
Oh!
There you go!
Oh I can put it down again!
Oh my gosh, you're doing it.
I am doing it.
Oh! I did it again.
You...
Like, they like it's pumpkin?
I know, I know, I know what the bug is.
Yeah?
Yes. It's a bug when you, when you...
When you stand at the station and you pick it up, uh-huh, it's like you're still still at the station. Oh
Yeah, that's
Okay, do you want to restart yeah, does it show me that I'm still there no yeah, you're here you're holding the box
Let's restart okay
Okay, there we go, okay, wait, this?
Okay, it still says that you're here, so I'm just gonna completely restart.
Okay, wait.
We got this.
Okay, this time.
This time.
And I won't do what I said I did.
Okay.
No promises.
Only the hole should touch the rewind station.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoops.
Well, maybe I should just put it down.
I'm ready.
Okay, I hit continue.
There you are.
You are holding the station.
I'm going to put it down.
Okay.
Or should I put it down?
Somewhere near the returns.
Great.
Perfect.
I'm never touching it again.
Oh!
We can hire an employee.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, employees.
Do we want chunk bolson?
Chunk bolson?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell them to restock shelves.
Perfect.
Chunk bolson.
And then I'm going to tell someone to do the checkout desk.
I'm gonna hire another one to do order unloading and then I'm gonna order another one for rental returns
I just ordered I just got four employees. I don't know if we could handle all that
When did they come in to work oh
Say you can feel people flyers. Oh, yeah, whoa
Oops, I just threw one
No one wants my flyers.
Dang.
Throw it at him.
Oh, my flyer.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
This bar bar.
Dude, rent net looks pretty evil.
Now we go to mouse girl mansion
Is that in the game it says it there's a flyer for it right?
I want to go there worth squeaking about auditions call
1-800 mouse girl voted best cheese at a party with women in mouse
ears
One shift. No one's on shift.
Holy moly, there's so much customization.
Oh shit, and possibilities with this. This is wild.
Oh.
Where?
Well
We have so many
Customers it's because of all the flyers. Oh, you're right. Oh my gosh
Welcome
Welcome, welcome. Welcome. Welcome. I'm welcoming all of them
Welcome them all
Oh
Oh
You already had rentals
Welcome
We might need to order more
I'm ordering tons more
Don't worry
Yeah, we're gonna need it
We have people coming in like crazy
Don't worry bro, don't worry
Wait
Gonna order more
Plus, I did hire like four employees even though they're not here.
Hell yeah.
Oh, we're out of basketballs.
Oh no.
Oh, I want to see what would happen if I put in the wrong thing, but it won't let me charge people more money.
The liver is here!
Yippee!
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Oh my gosh, this guy's buying so many balls.
Holy moly!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh my gosh!
Woo!
Oh, this is like a whole stock room in the back. Oh, what is? Oh, liars?
What? Find them, give them liars, make a recommendation when they come in, make sure we have their...
Perfect. Oh people brought back movies.
They leave them?
Or they put them?
They put them in the chute.
So I just got them and put them in the station.
And then...
What the?
I see.
I'm rewinding.
Oh
Okay, yeah, I'm okay
So I ordered some tapes, uh-huh, but
But some of them are missing.
Oh?
Yeah, they kinda like just hear it into the void.
Oh!
Whoops!
Hey, can we change the prices?
Maybe.
We should charge a lot.
What do you say?
Suck these suckers dry!
I recommended a movie to a guy and he said,
bang.
Charge him.
How much for rentals?
$15 for one.
Yes.
For one night.
Yeah, for one night.
I think that's pretty good.
How come we had zero customers on day two?
I don't think you or I were here at the time.
around day one and two yeah we weren't really think we were here
what the fuck somebody just left the tape on the floor
the cod
oh that might have been me i was throwing things around and i got a
long hand
Um, I also re-wound a bunch and I just haven't put them back because I'm just worried about...
SIDE HOUSE!
Wait, we have a basement. What's in our... no, what's in our basement?
We have a basement? Yeah. Where?
Uh, there's stairs...
Right, like towards the back, I guess. And then there's also a roof.
Oh, but I don't think you can open them right now.
I don't think there's any either of them.
Manager.
Managers only.
Well, I'd like to speak to your manager, please.
Manager, please.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
I'd like to speak to your manager.
I'd like to speak to your manager, please.
Yeah.
Wish they had more variety of animation.
Sorry, we only have finding emo.
I'm sorry, okay?
Sorry, buddy.
I buckle.
Soon we'll have Austin trousers.
Women in black, a bug strife, donny dark shoes, fight pub, wedding slashes, dating private
Brian, the good, the good, and the good, and scare bud.
The good, the good, and the good.
Don't forget scare bud.
Ooh, scare bud.
Yeah, scare bud.
We should gamble.
You know what we totally should.
Have you tried a scratcher yet? You should go grab one.
Where can I buy a scratcher?
Across the street at the, um, the mart.
Can't miss it.
He's a scratch.
Yeah. You should just get some.
Yeah, go in and talk to the guy on the left and he'll, um, he'll give you some.
Evil one, there's an exterminator.
Mm-hmm.
What's the exterminator?
Oh, that's a $5 one.
Okay, $1 one fuck that.
Ooh.
There you go.
See, that's how you do it.
So, where if I get six of them?
I mean, we...
We definitely can.
Where are they?
They appear on the table on the right.
Yeah, right there.
Yeah, you pick them all up and then...
come on I'm gonna rub one out do it do it I'm gonna watch you rub one out how many
do I do all of them do it yeah do it until it explodes there's a place here
called static shot shack that's cute
Did you rub what out?
I am rubbing it out.
Oh!
Well, not 21 bucks.
Oh, okay.
Worth it?
I guess.
What's this- what's that guy for?
A band?
A band.
Uh oh.
This is such a ripoff!
Never getting my money back!
Uh oh, what happened?
Well, uh, that was something.
That was something.
I went to the gym and worked out I think I know where that mansion is
yeah we should go to the northeast to the northeast okay let's do it
Let's go find some hot mouse babes.
I wanna go see the hot mouse babes.
Oh.
We're going the right way.
Are we?
Oh yeah, we are.
Oh, do you think it's up there on the hill?
I don't know.
Maybe?
We should be states.
Yeah, maybe this is like the like a fancy place up here. Oh
My gosh, there is a mouse mansion. I can see it
I knocked oh oh a guy came out but he oh there he is it's Milo
oh he's not a mouse baby contingency plans what does that mean
there's rules up there yeah you can go up there I'm like running around the
balcony to see if there's like a thing up here, but I don't see anything
Whoa, oh the ocean whoa
Whoa, this is so cool
cool. This place is... huge. I know. I wonder, can we do something with the evil rent-net
in the middle? I feel like that's the goal that like... I feel like there will be something
that we could do with that?
Uh-huh.
I mean, it doesn't make sense if you can't.
Well, there's a giant drawbridge going to it,
but I don't think we can do that right now.
Most certainly not in a demo.
No.
Unless?
Unless.
No.
That's cool though.
This is so cool because it's not even like one or two people walking around. There's legit people everywhere. Yeah, like a little living town.
Destroy one zero three redneck kiosk. Oh
Oh
Yeah, we can do those
There's one
There's one right here.
Rent movie?
You know how?
No, how do you destroy it?
I know how.
Oh, you have to order a weapon.
Yeah, we're gonna order...
There's bats in the...
...nothing.
Oh.
Order two bats.
Like, back to our store?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, we have such a line of people to check out.
Where are our employees?
I hired people, but did we have to assign them it says he's off ship
Shelfs no go check out check out this
you I
Think we have to assign them there. I did I
Told him to go to the checkout so I don't
Did you buy the bat?
Oh, there he is.
I'll buy the bats.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You go ahead and buy the bat.
Oh, my gosh, they're doing it.
They're doing the turns.
And he's checking people out.
Employees.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah, not bad.
I don't like to rob this.
Oh, I don't know.
Um...
We got the money machine going. Look, these guys are just gonna go ahead and like, make us money.
That's okay, we can just go destroy things.
No, I have two bags.
Well...
Oh, throw for teeth.
Eagle.
Oh.
Thanks.
Oh, you just walk into it.
Let's get them.
There's one that's so dark out.
Yeah, it's only 5 p.m.
It says, oh, there's one right here.
Nice.
Not anymore.
Oh, we could pick up the tapes if we have.
Oh, shoot, yeah.
Let's kill these other two.
Oh, there's an evil one right here. Oh, yeah, people are renting from it. Oh
I oh this guy's attacking me
We got free tapes broke
What he needs on our shows love that
Time to invest in the unsexy side of retail, storage.
These shelves are for those extra copies of movies that you definitely need it.
Okay, do it.
Oh, those guys stopped working.
What do we pay them for?
Bro, what a fucking loser.
Work.
I can't believe they stopped.
I won't tolerate that sort of behavior in my fucking store.
I won't fucking take that.
Not from you, not from anybody.
You think you're irreplaceable?
Well...
Think again.
Ha ha ha.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, spaceway.
Oh
Gosh
So much now I realize that like those robot guys that attack us we can kill them with a bat. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we could
Trunks fishing shop
Chunk.
Uh, is there fishing in the game?
What the fuck?
Uh, I did see fishing poles.
Oh.
Um, do we need to order more of things?
I gotta order two storage shelves and hire a staff member in a sign of task.
Okay, I ordered two storage shelves.
Okay.
There we go.
Storage.
Uh, I totally hired four people,
but I don't it doesn't I don't think it recognizing that maybe if I fire this guy
and then I hire and then I say
I'm having fun today
I'm going today.
Yeah, golfing.
Gustavius.
Yeah.
Did you assign him to a task?
Yeah. This guy right now is just, um, he's checking things out.
Well, actually, wait, if I...
You know what? I'll do...
There.
Okay, I like clicked on him.
Gustavius.
huh oh they'll restock you you have stuff on your storage shelves I see yeah I
put two in the back
Don't drink gasoline, okay.
Oh!
Yeah, don't do that.
Hmm.
I want to find that robot guy and fight him.
Oh yeah! Remember there was one kind of near the casino? Yeah, it was only in the parking lot.
He's not here now anymore, though. Oh.
Maybe it only comes like a few times? Maybe? I don't know.
Oh, yeah, there's nobody here. Maybe he wanders.
It was like, there was like three of them, right? Or was it just one guy?
I don't know. I think it was only one guy.
One guy.
Oh, you hit people?
Oh my God! Holy shit!
You said heck you to me.
We can't hit the people that are like
only like the one-colored people the people that are like all one color oh
we can't hit them oh yeah
Oh my god, I killed him!
I killed a robot guy!
I got money!
Oh!
Y'all nice!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh, I just got plonk green.
Oh, your probationary employment has concluded.
Oh, it's over.
Don't worry.
The demo's over.
Oh
No, I was having so much fun running around
Me too
That's so good. Oh, it's really good. I
Was wondering how they were going to um
Limit it
I wait feels so generous with the demo of just showing so much
But like holy moly is that so fun. I await the full game
Same same. I await
That was so good, I love that. Oh, oh shit it comes on March 11th. Oh
Waitin like a couple days. Yeah, really
Whoa
Okay! Hell yeah! Let's do it!
Maybe we can have some others too to come play it as well, just so we have like a full team.
Hell yeah.
That's so cool.
You wanna play a train game?
Sure! Yeah! Wait, what was that one called?
Forest Escape Last Train.
Forest Escape Last Train? Are you sure since you already played it?
played it? Yeah I'm done playing. Okay.
Okay I got it. Unless you want to do something else. No I'm done. Are you sure?
Yeah. Yeah I mean I haven't played this yet. I haven't seen it. But I don't mind
playing something else since you've I mean you've already played it you've
seen it. Oh, this has like an in-game mic. Yeah, this one has in-game mic. Okay. Yeah.
Let's see, I will create a game and I will call it.
Hey, Boon.
Boon?
Boon, you wanna play?
Boon?
Oh.
Boon isn't gonna join us, it's really short, I wouldn't want to wait.
I wonder if there was another game. Oh! The Night Shipper's game.
The Night Ship. Oh yeah, we can do that one. Do you want to do that one?
Yeah, let's do that one.
Alright. Alright.
Boom.
Oh! I closed this and it brought up like a...
Yeah, a survey.
Yeah, a survey.
Goon get this demo.
Goon download this demo.
Goon download this immediately now.
If not, you're not allowed to talk to us ever again.
Pull up the demo.
Pull up the fucking demo.
Opening the demo.
does this have an in-game mic?
does it?
I don't know yet
whoa
it does
wow
This is not the music I was expecting.
Uh, no. Also, my model's going crazy.
Really?
Yeah, it's fine, pal.
Uh, I thought it was a child.
Okay, I'm gonna start inviting.
I'm gonna invite.
Okay, I...
I did not expect this.
No, oh.
I think you could be online for me to go to like,
I feel like we went into all these games and expected something else.
Yeah.
Okay, I sent you a dead bite.
Boon, you gotta download this and be online.
I can't see you.
["Band Warms Up with the Flute and the Flute"]
Yeah, but it's just music.
I don't know, there's a banner.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it is.
Holy moly.
["Band Warms Up with the Flute and the Flute"]
Oh wait, can you hear me in the game?
I'm not here yet.
Can you hear me?
Oh yeah.
What the fuck?
Why can't I hear you?
Oh wait, you didn't hear me in the game.
No, don't.
I broke you.
Wait, you didn't hear me.
No, don't.
I brought you.
Push to talk?
Off, off.
Do you hear me, man?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, I hear you speaking now.
Oh, okay.
Did you just have to toggle it?
Wait, can you hear me in the game?
Pop?
Hello?
Yeah, I can hear you.
I can hear you. It's when I tap out, I can't hear you.
Oh, that's why. Okay, alright, okay.
Oh my god, the voice chat is so crazy.
It's really, really crunchy. Maybe it'll be better once we get in there.
Yeah, I hope so.
Brickstone!
Brickstone?
It's so grunge. Yeah, where's Boone? What the fuck?
I sent him an invite.
He does kinda- Oh, there he is!
Boone?
Boone?
Boone?
Boone.
Switch your mic, Boone.
Boone, he just readied up.
Boone, I can't hear you.
Go to the settings. Turn on your-
Oh, okay.
Turn it on your shit, bro.
Yeah, go check your little microphone.
Go check your little microphone, bro.
Boom!
Wait, I hear Christmas music now.
Me too.
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy from the No Cracker.
Yeah, that's cute!
You have to invite him again!
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, god damn it, Boom!
I don't hear him.
I don't hear him either.
Is this mic broken?
Aw.
Baby, can we get into the game here?
Baby.
Did you take it off push the top bone?
Boon broke his knife.
You tried hitting the teeth.
You hear him?
Hello? No, I don't hear anything.
Bruh.
We can try.
What?
Gladly we can just try it all in.
Yeah, let's just try it all in.
Bro, fix your shit, bro!
Fix your fucking shit!
Oh my gosh, you still sound so crazy!
Fix your shit, man!
Oh, there you are!
No, what's up? I don't know what the...
Why are we doing that? I'm knowing...
We're like, what are we doing?
Maybe you should learn how to fix your shit.
Can you do that again?
Oh my god.
Oh look a wardrobe!
Oh it could be pink!
I'm gonna be purple.
Purple.
I'm pink.
There's a guy over here in sandals.
In flip flop.
Oh.
I'm pink.
Oh nice.
There's a guy over here in sandals.
In flip flop.
Oh, oh, that's me.
And Chica looks like you.
That's me.
Yeah?
I'm single by the way.
Yeah, I'll be back.
Guess what?
What?
You're gonna stay single.
There's gotcha boxes.
What is that?
Hey look, you should ask this girl out.
Over here.
You gotta leave me, okay?
I got your box.
Oh shit, open it.
Oh!
Ooooooh!
Files of healing.
Wait, you should take one and med kits.
Oh, you guys should take one.
You won't take one.
There's a lot.
Wow, no one.
I'll kill this lady.
Oh, you can receive a paycheck from her.
That's my wife.
That's not your wife.
Very nice thing. She LOVED MY KIDS!!!
DIE MY KIDS!!!
She likes meeeeee!
Likes meeeeee!
Ooh! She gave me a kiss, too!
Oh my gosh!
She's not loyal to you.
Okay, alright, okay.
Bro, watch this. Yes, she is.
Like, give her a second one.
She hella loves it.
Oh, give her all your healing shit, bro!
Dude, why does it sound like she really loves it?
Or she doesn't?
Hmm.
Get the quest?
Oh, a quest.
Oh wait, we get a gift!
Oh wait!
Oh my gosh!
Oh shit, I got a middle finger!
This is a...
Oh shit!
That is something!
That is something!
Oh! I feel all that accretion animation in that show.
What?
What the fuck?
I think that's supposed to be like the little heart.
Oh
Oh my god, what is this?
I'm gonna give like a tough presentation.
So how do we accept job?
I really love this weird style of position.
Oh, from a computer.
Oh, is that where we do?
Map select.
We want to go to look there's the there's the complex the suburb the overgrow
Let's do the complex.
Boom, we're going to the complex.
Ooh, we get bites?
In the whip.
I'm the shop and taking order can work.
Oh, it is to go home.
That's just to go home.
Ah.
What are we supposed to do?
We got to find the shop and take an order
Three orders left
Maybe in here. Is it this shop right here? Oh, who is this?
There's a little guy here. There's a guy
It's a little spooky guy. Oh, maybe this is the shop
Except order make sure you deliver the right item to the customer
Be quick, my fruits won't...
Oh, this...
We've gotta go deliver these...
YOOOOOO! Look at him!
That's me! That's me!
Oh my God, it's me!
That's so you!
That's so me!
Oh, where do we deliver it to?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, wait! This way! This way!
I see a green thing!
I think it's this way.
this way. Watch out for the bear tracks!
Oh my gosh, this place is horrible.
This place stinks!
Okay, it's, uh, wait, uh, it's right, uh...
Uh...
Oh wait, it's... I found an orange!
Found an orange?
Okay, never mind, I'm lost. These are just stairs. I thought this was supposed to be the right way, and it's...
Hey, wait, there's somebody on the floor. Can you pick it up?
Oh!
Hey, guys, did you hear this?
Yes.
Yep!
Wait, it says they're upstairs.
Oh, we have to go upstairs.
Maybe we're going the right way.
Oh, we have to go upstairs.
We're in the stairs.
OK, let's go back that way and go up.
Here this way.
And then we go this way.
OK.
And then over here, over here.
Oh.
Then up here.
Then over here.
Who's that?
Oh, right here, right here.
Wait, there's another order!
Oh!
Oh!
Um...
Secret recipe, no reveal.
Um...
What is it?
If it's not here on time, I'm going to...
I don't want to look...
I don't want to look...
What?
Oh, wait!
Hey, can we talk about why Granny has this over here?
Guys?
Wait, is my order cancelled?
The food stand order cancelled! They said that they accidentally messed up.
Oh.
I have food to buy food for you.
Okay, press tab.
Ship first.
Press tab and look at the map.
Yeah, I've been looking at that. I thought this was green.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Is there anyone in the orange?
I'm gonna accept this order over here.
Are you gonna take the orange or what?
I'll take it.
Okay, so where do we go then?
I have no clue. Where are the customers?
Well maybe we go to the green buildings on the map?
That's what I thought, but then it was stairs.
Is this blood?
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Don't drink it!
Hey, stop, stop, stop! That's a road!
I really don't need it!
Hello!
What were we doing? Sorry, I just woke up.
What were we supposed to be doing in this?
We're delivering. We have deliveries.
Do you hear that?
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Shia?
Yeah?
Where are you?
Uh, I'm right next to Boone.
Hi!
What? What do you mean we're right next to Boone?
Oh!
Hey!
Oh, I got lost.
You guys thirsty?
I got some of that weird water in here if you guys want some.
Guys, I really think we need to find out where something...
I feel like something's coming.
Are we going to die?
What is that noise?
It's not too safe.
I feel like...
I don't feel like we're safe.
Chaya!
Hey!
Yeah?
What are you doing? Don't go in there! This is an offering!
Yo, you should get in here.
I'm not getting in there.
It's really, it's kind of comfy.
There's some little carrots in here and some beef. I don't know why. It's a nice little bath.
Okay, well, enjoy getting eaten.
What?
Fire?
Yeah, I hear someone talking.
Ooh.
I don't know.
Where are you?
I'm right here.
I said look up.
Here I am.
Oh, how'd you get up there?
Uh, there's stairs back here.
I hear someone talking, but it's, I mean, it's not us.
Dude, this is so creepy. What the hell?
I don't know.
You do?
A bunch of what?
Oh, wait.
I have to do this, please hurry up.
What?
Um...
What?
Shia?
Uh...
Yeah?
Where are you?
Uh...
Guys, I found the concept of death!
What?
What does that mean?
I found the concept of death!
I found it!
It's over here!
What do you...
How do...
What does it look like?
Like you probably may have seen before I knew how to look you have to come and see this. I don't know
Did
I hear the force in my mind I hear whispers I should have looked at it like I understand now I get it
Well, there's another one
We are the package
Why?
There's like a zombie after us. Yeah
It's kind of bad. Oh, oh, that's not good. This is a dead end. We're gonna die. Oh, yeah
Oh, it's another dead end. What if we like just hide?
There is no hiding. Oh, I think we did. Oh, he saw me
I think there's stairs over here.
Yeah.
Guys, you have to see-
Fire?
Yeah.
No, I'm fine.
This guy's just staring at me.
He can't get me.
I jumped up on a railing.
He can't come down or no.
Yeah, I'm here.
He's up there, though.
He wants-
Maybe you want to go back with the stuff?
Yeah, I'm here.
He's up there, though.
He wants-
Maybe you want to go back with the stuff?
Yeah.
back with the stuff? Maybe? Cause like I picked up this radio and it says it's...well, I don't
know actually, I don't know. I don't know what we're supposed to do. Yeah I'm kind of like
confused too. We can head home. I just ate this apple. Yeah let's get out of here.
I think Boon might be dead anyways. Oh nevermind. Hey man.
Hey.
What floor are you on?
Oh there you are. He's right here.
Of course you would be in here.
Don't you get it?
Oh there you are. That way is better in here.
Oh. Oh. Nevermind. I forgot it here.
I was going to do a whole bit and everything but I just don't even care anymore.
Oh, yeah, well, I bet your bear is amazing.
I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, we should leave.
Yeah, we should leave.
Yeah, we should leave.
I don't get it now.
I really am very confused.
I thought we were supposed to make a delivery, but what and where?
We were told you where it was supposed to go.
Um...
Thank you very much for your service.
Huh, okay.
Well...
Oh, wow. You can go so many places.
What the fuck?
Yo, I'm in a VR channel world!
Where's the mirror at?
It kinda does feel like one.
It really does.
Maybe it's supposed to be in those yellow circles on the map?
Maybe.
I'm getting out of here.
Oh! I got home safely.
Did I get home safely?
Yeah, you did.
I don't know what we just-
Oh, friend!
You like the way that sounds, babe?
Ew, don't say that to her.
I'm gonna gift her this.
Oh, she liked that. I'm gonna give her that.
Can we sell the stuff that we have?
Oh, I found a yellowy paddle.
I gave it to...
Oh my god, that's a corn dog.
They know it's a lockpick.
Wait, we can get him, get him all.
What about this guy? He takes donations. What if I give him this box?
I think he just wants you to buy the game.
Oh, he just wants me to buy the game.
I'll give this box to her.
The quota is 600 like nice points, and I...
Look what came out of the box!
She gave me this! She gave me this!
Oh, oh, oh!
She gave me this teddy bear.
Oh, my God!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, my God!
I saw a coral flying towards an island.
I'm a little island!
I'm a little island!
I'm a little island!
Bring the kisses of the sevens to the sky!
What do I do with it?
I don't know. I don't...
I don't...
Wait, hey, watch this.
Let's watch this.
You hear it?
You trying to eat that shit?
Wait, it says this teddy bear is $30.
Got it.
hahahaha
yeah yeah yeah
hahahaha
yo imma come over here watch this
watch this
whenever im trying to get away
here here stop not fucking away a little bit
hahahahha
come back stop
back in the way dog
stop dog
stop
stop
do i sell it like what do i do with this
thing. There's so much shit. I have so many questions. I'm peeing. Wait can we both pee
at the same one? Oh my gosh, I'm peeing behind you. I'm peeing! Oh my god! You put the scene
the way you look
the look on your face
okay turn around and watch me pee
did you get my pee face?
I don't know if I can do it
going first
watch this
what is that?
what's wrong with you guys?
hey, stop that
that's not it, what the fuck
oh my god
go on in there bro
oh no, he's stuck
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck, pain.
Stop it!
Stop pain! I'm pain!
Stop it!
Stop it!
He's gross!
He's fucking gross!
I hate it!
I'm pain.
I'm pain.
I'm pain.
I'm pain.
Oh, I saw that.
What are you doing, supper?
He's up!
I see, see, we have-
What the fuck?
What's happening?
What's happening in this game?
What do we currently-
Okay, what does this guy want?
Well, I can't pick anything up,
because I have a lot of items on me,
so you're gonna have to accept.
Okay, I'll hit accept.
Go full, shop.
And I'll take these.
Make sure you deliver the right item
Right, I went to the customer, to the ghost.
I gotta find the ghost, but I don't know where the ghost is.
Okay, I'm guessing we're gonna have to go
into the area with the yellow thing.
Yeah, I'm in it now.
I'm looking for a person, I guess.
There's a camera here.
Uh...
Are there people here?
Oh, is it you? Oh, I found them!
Let me see, what are they looking for?
They're in this next one here. They're in the back of this.
There we go.
Oh, they, um...
There, I took that and I did that.
Oh, nice!
We got five stores?
We just got five stores.
We got five stores.
How do we find a ghost?
Oh, now go find another one of the any of those stores and then pick up another order to deliver
Did you pick up another order?
Yeah, here's a milk tea shop. Oh my gosh, it's a birthday cake.
Oh, that's so cute.
I found the club!
The club?
The club?
Oh my gosh, wait, I hear it now. I didn't hear that before.
Up against that door, I didn't realize.
Oh shit.
How do we get in?
We need a key. If you find a key, let's open that.
What?
What?
What is on me?
This trip I swear got from the audio flip-forces of the fly-forces.
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
What?
What?
Yeah!
What is on me is clearly a said cry-for-
No, I made it live!
I made it live!
I heard it!
I heard it!
Shut up!
No, I didn't!
I fucking did!
How did you get on me?
I don't trust anything this man says.
I don't trust him.
Shia?
Yeah?
You still alive?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I found another person to deliver to, but it's not who we're looking for.
Oh, this room seems to be very normal.
What the fuck?
Uh, let me know if you guys find someone to deliver to.
I've got a case and like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like
I don't even know.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Zombies! Zombies!
Where?
Everywhere. Zombies.
Oh God, we gotta get out of here.
Yeah, I've got... Look at this birthday cake.
Look at this birthday cake.
Oh, it's so pretty and neat.
I gotta give this to someone.
Oh, so?
Really?
All right.
Oh, my God, he's gonna share me, asshole.
I thought you were, like, a mimic.
He might be.
No.
You suck at that.
What do you mean, dog?
You're not convincing.
You're supposed to yes and me. You need to start being a yes and me mouse.
Why should I be a yes and me?
You're killing my rope. I've even watched you once.
Oh, what was that?
It was a bottle of healing.
Whoa.
All right, look.
Look.
Did you find someone?
I found milk.
Do they want a cake?
A milk?
I found rice wine, it's green rice, right, green, I found, I found green rice.
Jesus, I can't believe it.
Where are you going?
Enjoying coffee.
Wait, is that the person that we have to deliver to?
No.
Oh.
Gotta be careful.
They're walkers.
They're everywhere.
The walkers.
Coral!
Don't walk around.
Get in the house, Coral!
I don't want to let this be with my wife.
Watch her change in front of my eyes.
That's not your wife anymore.
Not your wife anymore.
You seen a cube like this?
My best friend tripped on a cube like this and died.
Was your best friend a toddler?
Yes.
Here.
Where the fuck are we supposed to be going?
Like, I have to, I need to find a little ghost room.
Did you find it?
Oh.
Yes!
You did it!
Alright, it was not a good rating.
Oh, because we were late.
Yeah, I didn't know where she was.
So do we just keep going until we can't anymore?
If it was you just leave, there's a shit ton of zombies around here.
Oh, okay.
I have a really bad reputation right now because I haven't made a sequel delivery and I keep giving it all to my girlfriend.
I guess we leave.
Come this way, Shia. Come this way.
Uh-oh, I went the wrong way.
Yeah, come towards us.
I'm leaving!
Oh god, he left. He left!
You went home without us!
Come on, quick!
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Come, come, come, the bikes are over here!
I don't know what we do with these items.
How do we get rid of them? Do we sell them or what?
I don't know.
Let's get out of here. Let's go.
Woo!
Huh.
Boobie!
Hmm.
Huh?
Movie!
This game is so weird.
I smell Bill.
Girlfriend!
Check this out, I brought you a box, dude.
I'm not gonna be able to do that again.
You were telling me all the stuff that she's giving me, Mouse.
Okay, your attention is there again.
Why am I just talking about that?
I'm gonna kill you for fucking coming.
Bro, I'm doing it all the time.
Oh my god.
Oh.
I'm gonna give the chocolate to her.
Your team moves 20% faster.
Your team is max stamina.
It's increased by 20%.
Okay.
Quarter 600.
What are we doing are we gonna die if we don't get the quota and like on this
next day I guess so
Oh look we're only we keep orders that our broker bores us that would be nice I
I mean, that's crazy.
Wait, I gotta stop with the shippers.
AHH!
Ah, wait, can we not get out of this?
I don't think so.
Oh, my bad.
It's okay.
What the fuck is this?
This is fucked up.
How are we supposed to do deliveries here?
Hello my name is Frank Bolligan and welcome to Overgrowth Alpha .35.
Wait, how do we get back?
We don't.
We're playing surf.
Yeah, we can get back right here.
The bikes are right here.
This is crazy.
Oh, there's a store over here.
Oh, we can't go that way.
Present!
My girlfriend's gonna love this one.
My girlfriend's gonna freaking love this.
She's my girlfriend, not your girlfriend.
My girlfriend.
Saya?
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah, are you okay?
Oh no, I'm dead. I'm looking at you though.
Did you fall in the water?
Yeah, it's instant death.
Oh no.
Yeah, this is not my sock.
Oh yeah, that's my blows.
Bloor, come over here!
Bloor, I need you, come this way!
What does that sound like right now?
Oh my god, you son of a bitch, come over here.
Yeah, it's loud!
Do I sound like an alpha male?
You sound like an Omega, come on.
Okay.
Come this way.
Accept this.
I'm the ghost.
Dude, Craig!
Pick up, pick, pick up.
We gotta send it, we gotta go...
I don't know where.
I didn't see the picture wanting me to go to.
Well, it's in this yellow area.
Oh, let's find it.
BOOM!
Hey, can you guys bring me back- oh, come on, he's dead.
Wait, how do we bring you back to life?
I have no clue.
Hey, this place is hot!
Hey, this place stinks, bro. I kinda wanna kill myself.
I don't know. Not that. I won't.
What the fuck?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm like a dog.
You're a fucking dog.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm in the wrong place.
Are you okay?
I'm an idiot, I'm acting dumb.
Hey, y'all might as well white boys be some Spanish here.
I wish you wouldn't.
Go ahead, try it.
Uh, no one know English.
Biblioteca.
What are you doing?
Oh, that's us!
Damn!
What?
Oh, these are like, uh...
Like, special things?
Some vote?
Who voted on the other one?
Oh, it had to be phone.
Boon!
Sorry, I vote independent.
I want a taser.
What the fuck is that?
Hey, where'd you get it?
Oh!
Oh, there it is!
Here!
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Mount Sturdy.
Oh!
Is that hurting him?
Ziya!
Ziya!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Stop!
Do you think we can stop her?
No, but I'm fine.
You can't.
What?
No!
Don't do this!
Ziya!
Stop!
Oh, wait.
I just gifted it to her.
Fuck!
I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
I missed!
I feel like this game is a lot like if you got someone who'd never played lethal company
heard of it or seen it. And like you explained it to them but first you got them really
high on ketamine and then they barely remembered it and then they tried to recreate it.
Oh
Actually
Hello, welcome to my YouTube battle! I'm never gonna be trying to get a good spline, walk forward to spline craft!
What the fuck?
Thank you!
Let's all work together.
Yeah, the suburbs.
I'll call you!
Driving to the other places gives you a different animation.
We got this.
We can do it, we actually know what we're doing.
What the fuck?
Um, come here!
I saw one of the things.
What the fuck?
What?
What is happening?
I'm free to my shot in my pants for fun just to see how it would feel.
I'm going to go deliver this.
Come back any time, dearies. Just don't forget to bring me a bocce tea when you come back
or whatever the fuck you call it.
How do I get up? I can't- oh no, I'm stuck in this thing.
I'm coming.
I think that's why.
Yeah?
I've got a lollipop.
A lollipop?
A lollipop.
A lollipop.
A lollipop.
Dude, we need a key to get in here.
I want to know.
I need a key to get into where the dance is happening.
I want to see.
It's more this way.
Oh, there's a third order over here, by the way.
If somebody wants to accept.
Oh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Did it.
Oh nice.
Oh my gosh, I found them.
Wait this is actually,
we actually know what we're doing now.
I'm doing it.
He's doing it.
Holy shit, they were so hidden though.
Oh no!
Oh, no!
Oh no!
Holy shit, they were so hidden though.
Holy shit, they were so hidden though.
Okay, there is a third delivery that I'm doing now.
Okay.
But I don't know, it's like in this area but...
What the fuck?
I don't know where it could be.
What the fuck?
Guys!
Guys, I need help.
Do you have the other person?
Yeah, I don't know where it is.
Right here, right here!
I can see him on the other side of this wall.
Oh shit, how do we get in there?
Here, here.
No, no, no, no, no, not in here.
This way, this way. No, never mind, not this way.
This way, no, this way, this way.
There you go, there you go.
Did you get him?
I did it!
Yeah!
Um...
Why is everything red?
I think I'm gonna get out of here.
Oh, that's it! Ship ended terminating slackers? Why?
I gotta run!
I think we gotta get out of here.
How do we get out of here?
Oh, I don't have... I have like no stamina.
It's like the opposite corner. I think we did them all.
all we did do more I didn't know we had a time wait well time limit I don't know
it's kind of scary who just left you just left us one you always does this
We're coming! We're coming!
Thank you very much for your service.
You're welcome very much.
Oh, we did it!
We did it!
I went home.
Hey.
I did an almost Halloween. It does feel like a Halloween game.
Insects turn wild and hostile. Each day choose a leader. Employees explode on... I feel like we should do a leader.
Yeah, me too.
That sets it to ten. That's not good. These are all bad.
They're all very bad.
I'm just going to say we explode if we die.
Okay.
We just don't die.
Why does it say in my hospital?
Hospital friend!
Hospital bill.
I don't have anything to give her.
Oh, fine.
I always have something to give her.
My love.
Because that's what a real relationship with a guy can do.
Okay
What is it oh, we're like in the the winners lounge what the fuck?
Oh the lockpick wait, can we can we ice tea wait if we buy this lockpick?
Can we lock the party doors?
Oh my gosh, here's the party doors!
Oh my gosh, here's the party doors!
I got one!
Yes!
Yes! We should lock pick it!
Oh my gosh, we should go back and try to lock pick it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Oh, they don't have it.
Whoa!
We have to try it though, next time.
Maybe we can go back there?
Guys, I have three items to it.
What is this?
I don't know.
I did not know that was going to do it!
I did not know it was going to do it either!
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, buddy.
I didn't fucking know.
Oh, should I lockpick this?
No, let's go around.
I found a key!
What? You found a key?
You have to key to your house.
Oh, so go open this over here.
Okay.
Come open this.
To be.
Watch this, guys.
Oh!
Watch this guys.
Oh!
Uh...
I found a cave for you guys.
What?
What was that?
I can't find the the guy we need to deliver to maybe this map is so hard yes
Yeah, this is a very difficult map.
Very difficult map.
It's still within the area, too.
This is crazy.
Uh...
No...
This way.
Up to the fire?
Nope, T-Shop canceled.
What?
You guys hear this music?
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Whoa!
Wow, hey that's it.
What is that?
Ewww, that's me.
I don't think that's you.
Oh my God.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Help!
Oh my gosh.
I think we get out of here.
I don't like-
Let's get out of here.
He's dead.
Yeah, I think we get out of here.
Oh my gosh.
I don't like this one.
I wanna go back to the suburbs.
Oh
I think I like flooding let's do it okay
Where's the good one?
Oh, there's never one man who will have his flesh removed.
Even Cold Bear is Mega Man, directed by Quentin Tarantino-Speak.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh
Don't do that
Fuck it's still the same
We're all gonna die.
Come on guys let's go!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Oh look, the maze got better.
Did it?
Yeah you don't die anymore I guess.
wait uh this you do what is that was what oh I missed what did you see where
you go what happened what is it he's over there wait wait I don't I don't
I don't know where he is.
I thought I saw him, but...
Did he get eaten?
THE ONE?
Are you dead?
I think he's dead.
Oh, birthday cake.
He asked him to be dead.
I think he died.
Here.
I'll place this item here.
Put up a straw effigy.
Wrong item.
Then I gotta place more items.
Maybe this will bring him back
Maybe
Whoa
What is it hey, there's a little guy there he's around that corner. I don't like them
I'm not gonna go over there. I don't wanna go over there
Good oh
You think he died to that thing
Yeah, he was maybe he was like what is that thing?
Oh, you would do that.
Well, I'm a bat, so.
Oh, who's box?
Oh, water bottle.
Wow, ball.
So there I was on Hamburger Hill.
The year was 1963, the Fritz had fled Vietnam.
We thought you died, dummy.
Oh, by myself.
We thought you died.
Who's Boone?
We're all gonna die.
It's me, your grandpa.
Oh, no!
Do you feel better, Mouse? Do you feel better?
Do you think you feel better?
No!
I'm so sorry!
She's fucking better, dawg.
We're going to hell and I'm taking you with your daddy to town!
Oh no!
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
I'm so sorry, bro.
That's funny.
Okay.
VIP member.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to kill you.
I want to get into that party room me too I won't stop until we're in there can
we buy a lot pick at the beginning here I swear there was all did they have it
No, no, what if we get a gotcha box and it's in there?
It's not
No
Oh, shit.
That was the one.
Someone talk to the cat.
I took it.
Oh.
See if you can find a key, bro.
Yeah, we need a key.
Boon.
We can sell scraps over here.
A key. I'm on it.
A door! A door!
Hmm.
Come on over here.
Come on here.
No.
No.
No. No. No.
No.
She reminds me of visiting Vietnam, really?
Oh. Are we in Vietnam?
Maybe.
I don't know.
There's gotta be a guy in here somewhere.
I thought I took the two apples. Who took them? Did you?
Oh, it's you. Yeah! It was only like 33.
I didn't know to go with that, but I'm sorry. I was just kind of weird.
Always doing the most.
We gotta find a key.
We gotta get in the club.
We have to get in that club.
Better get in that club.
We're never getting in that club.
Hey guys, I'm in the middle of nowhere.
What?
What if I see anything?
I don't think I can take another corner.
Really?
Yeah, I just feel so far away from everything.
Uh oh.
Oh!
It's so loud.
What are you doing tonight?
I don't know what you feel like.
I don't know.
I want like, I want you to try to use the biome, I'm thinking that it's going to be open right now.
What time is it? Where you are?
I'm in Oregon.
You're in Oregon?
I'm in Oregon, yeah. I'm in Oregon.
Is that where you fucking live?
Yeah, I live in Portland, Oregon. Do you want my address?
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Yeah, give it to everybody live on stream.
I, if every time I die, I'll randomly give one of the numbers of my social security number out to chat.
I'll give you a giveaway, only by identity, yeah.
What?
Actually, I'll give away a piece of your, your social security actually, every time I die.
why
he
yep
fire
damn
why are you here
why
why the
damn
okay
man
my game is broken
she's gonna fuck up in this chair
what the fuck
I'm sorry guys, I'm not well.
I know.
It's time.
What?
Don't outside for a picture of your credit card.
Did you find it?
I do have a picture of your credit card.
Did you delete it?
Uh...
Oh, you need to delete that!
We have to get out!
We have to leave!
I thought you found a key!
No, no key!
Hey, how do we get out of here?
Uh, over here, back here.
Yeah!
Oh, I have like no stamina.
I'm so lost.
Huh?
What?
What behind me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, back there.
There you go, there it is.
Oh, they're gonna get me.
Zombie!
Zombie!
Zombie!
Oh, gosh, get out of there.
I made it just in time!
We're doing it!
I'm gonna give this to her.
Hmm!
Hmm!
Oh my gosh! Yes!
Whoa!
No lockpicks! What are we supposed to do?
The snakes!
Does she hate us?
I think she hates us, bro.
Look, I brought you something!
What the fuck?!
I brought you a gift!
Dude, she loved the gift I brought her!
Here's another one!
Look, she gave you a radio!
Wait a minute!
Sell any item!
How the fuck do we sell items?
What the fuck do we sell items?
It's in your TikTok?
Yeah, it's in your TikTok.
You gotta watch it like right now though.
What did you say like that?
What?
You're like, can I send you a TikTok?
It's gonna have a penis in it.
It always has a penis in it.
Every time he sends me one.
It's not a penis.
Do they hide penises and TikToks?
All the time.
Really?
Dude, all the time.
Yeah, they'll be like a TikTok where guys are like,
check out my Rolex put in the corner.
You can see penis just hanging there.
They're crazy with it. They're sneaky with it.
Hmm. They're sneaky bastards.
Oh god it's daylight savings time today.
Fuck me.
Oh god, it's daylight savings time today.
Fuck me.
Oh god, it's daylight savings time today.
Fuck me.
Oh god, I feel it taking 40 minutes or something.
Whoa!
It's a bird!
Whoa!
Oh brother, there's snakes!
DJ, that pickup was awesome.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, it was!
Oh, that's us hanging out.
Not that one.
Um, I have to find a different one because I don't know if this one belongs to us. I can send it to you though.
You ever want to hang out with me?
I want to hang out with you.
Really?
Whoa.
I gotta go deliver this.
There's a ball.
It's a pretty good ball.
Um, down here.
Would you want to hail me in person, Boone?
Yeah.
What a liar.
No, dude, wait.
The quickest lion organ do I get to go do I get to the Puerto Rico never I don't
think you're louder yet I'll take you out the cheesecake factory you know
Do they have those?
Yeah, they do.
You want to know?
What?
My sister, she loves the Cheesecake Factory,
and she was like, oh yeah, I go there all the time.
So I googled Cheesecake Factory, and I looked at their menu.
Why do they have hundreds of items on their menu?
I did them not a few streams ago, guys,
and it was, I think the number came up to $38,000
to order every variant of all the menu items.
You're kidding me.
That's yeah, I've never seen a menu
It's really like I feel like you spend most of the time what the fuck do you hear that?
You're what you'll hear that there. What is it?
What is what is that hello?
What yeah, I hear that what is that you mouse what?
What?
Is that you? Are you doing that?
Doing what? I don't hear anything!
Do you not hear that?
No.
Look, if you keep this up, I'm not going to Puerto Rico to see you.
You gotta be honest.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I don't know. I'm losing my fucking mind right now.
What are you hearing?
I hear like a guy just saying shit at me, but I don't know what he's saying.
You're scaring me.
I don't hear anything.
Oh.
What was he saying?
I've never seen what's in his hearing.
I hear him saying, Bucks out.
I don't understand what he was saying.
I don't know, I don't want to like butcher it.
Why did he say, Limbiting?
What?
I hear him.
Wait, I hear that, I hear him.
What?
I hear him.
You what?
I heard him going,
move me out.
Wait.
Oh, you shit.
He's saying words.
Am I going crazy?
I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit...
Why are you staring at me?
What's up?
You're looking at me like that. You're fucking stupid. Stop! Stop it!
Please!
SHALL I HELP ME?! WOMEN ARE LOOKING AT ME!
HELP!
HELP!!!
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so glad you're here.
Oh, I hear it!
I'm so glad you're here.
I hear it! I hear the guy!
I'm so glad you're here. I hear it.
I'm so glad you're here.
oh what the fuck is that i think he's pretty
i'm gonna hide right here
you can't get me
help help
where's where the bikes all right
All right, we did it guys.
Yeah, we did it.
Oh
What the fuck
Blood moon?
Salary home.
Oh, that's fun.
Blood moon sounds cool.
Definitely blood moon.
Oh yeah.
How the fuck do we sell stuff?
Anyone got fucked?
I don't know.
That'd kill us.
Hey, boom.
He was uh...
Eww!
Oh, that's cool.
I looked down at the ground, like in real life, to catch my breath.
I looked up and you were gone.
It was like, it was so fucking funny.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
How did we get money?
How do we sell?
I got a printer!
How do we sell?
Oh my god.
I got a printer!
How do we sell?
And then I got a beard!
How do we sell shit?
Did it really? No.
Hey mouse.
Mouse.
Can a white boy suck a little bit of girl dick?
I'm sorry that was very funny.
Hey what's up?
Damn!
Where'd you get that, Shia?
Damn!
Damn!
Oh fuck, we sold shit!
I'm still confused about what we're doing in this game.
Oh, so am I.
There's a quest about selling items and I'm like, how the fuck do you sell shit?
You guys, there's a shot down the thing, but...
Fine.
It kinda looks like a dog ghost, and then you can...
You can do stuff there.
There is?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't like any of these, but...
Fresh panda rounds are so...
I don't... I don't know.
Garbage.
The venture store.
Oh my gosh, he has four things.
I only have room for three.
Okay, I'll carry the other one. We'll go find the person together.
I can never find the person in here.
So, what's up? There's four bear trucks in the water.
Yeah, I see that.
Okay, well, the circle is here.
What the fuck is that? Oh my god!
Not this way.
Stop. Stop that. Be ready.
Huckle.
Maybe somewhere in here or here?
Not in there.
Sorry, I-
OH!
I forgot my health, Mouse!
Oh, sorry.
Guy on the house is bullying me!
I was caused to boycott stuff!
I'm literally your friend!
What?
I'm your-
Oh, I found them!
Oh my god!
Oh my gosh, it happened to be a big, like, paycheck.
Check that was a lot
Whoa
Yeah, oh, what happened then? Oh
What did he die?
Guys, I can still see you guys!
Yeah, I can still, I can still, like, see what you're doing with my body, yeah.
Yeah?
Oh, huh.
We should go pick up another order.
Yeah.
I don't remember where to go though.
Um, there's shops over here.
Uh, oh they're upstairs though.
Oh shoot.
Oh.
Boo boo.
Boo.
Boo.
This place stinks.
Yeah, this place sucks.
I'm telling you.
Oh, it's down this way.
Oh, you're a dog.
Oh my gosh, how are we supposed to hold that many?
What the fuck?
Okay, I skipped it for two.
Oh no, I skipped it.
Yeah, I skipped it by accident.
Oh, shit.
Here, can you pick up these three?
I skipped the accident.
Ooh, that's okay.
We got a... no, not here.
We got an angle.
Hi!
Um...
Somewhere...
Down here. So it's either...
Oh, they're here somewhere.
Not in there.
Yeah, maybe up another floor?
Oh my gosh, when you run out of stamina, it sucks.
It sucks.
What was that?
are you okay? Yeah. Are you dead? No. You ran into a bear trap? No, I did find a key though.
Ooh!
Well you know what that means, you gotta stay alive.
Oh.
Oh.
Who the fuck is this guy?
I have no clue.
He might be on the first floor.
Oh.
What's that?
What?
I don't even know.
I-I feel like we should go down to the first floor.
Okay.
Might be there. Oh, that scared me.
It sucks that this is, like, so fucking fucked.
Yeah.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Aaaaaaah!
Awww.
It cancelled.
Fucking assholes.
I guess we leave?
I guess so.
Oh.
We should get out of here.
Yeah.
Soon?
Soon we're leaving.
Oh, hey man.
Okay.
Fuck it.
Ha ha ha ha.
You guys want to get out of my body?
Do you guys just pick me up?
No.
No, I'm like pushing you.
Oh
Oh staring at me right here
When you don't look at it
Oh, oh, I don't even know we should get out of here though. That's gross
Yeah, it's moving. It's moving. It's moving. It's moving. It's moving. It's hopping behind us. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god
I'm staring at it
You
It dies.
Ew!
Ew!
Oh my god! It moves so fast!
Oh my god!
Now you know I thank you so much for the raid, Abigritch! Thank you! Thank you for the raid!
oh my god that's it scary how are these fucking bowls
oh my gosh get out get out get out I hear it coming
I heard it galloping too
We're fucking bald, we're fucking bald!
Oh my gosh, the battle is crazy!
Yes!
There's no way.
There's no way, bro.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
G.
G.
Five gotcha boxes.
Just give it to me.
I just want to get into the party room.
That's it.
Oh my gosh, this guy has a lockpick.
I got one.
Guys, watch this.
Go!
Vial of speed.
Vial of speed.
Okay.
One bomb.
One bomb?
One bomb?
Or two?
Shia.
Shia.
What the?
Why would you do that to me?
Well, we have zero dollars and there's a lot of people, we have zero dollars.
Stop shit, whoa!
Damn, baby girl, you sprained me with that shit!
Oh, thank you.
Does it make you like me?
Yes, I love you.
Aw.
Hey, what about me, guys?
You guys love me?
No.
I'm spraying all over our girlfriend.
Oh, my God, he's spraying all over her!
Stop! Stop!
Wait, I want to try the the speed one.
What is this?
It's more gotcha.
Well, doesn't let me use it.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay, pick up some stuff.
We'll go in.
Oh yeah, we can go right to the suburbs, and I'll try to use the lockpick on that area.
Oh you have the lockpick?
Yeah, yeah, I got one.
Okay, sick. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Okay, grab whatever you need from here.
I'm going to bring two stone bombs and a speed vial.
We're doing it.
Guys, this is my last one by the way.
Yeah, me too.
Okay.
I'm feeling a little lightheaded, man.
Oh no.
Oh, it said welcome.
Oh
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh it's a bunch of bullets!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh shit!
Kick!
Damn!
Oh
It's a radio.
You have to turn the door before it.
Oh!
He checked it out.
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
This is crazy!
My god.
Oh my goodness!
I broke the arrow!
Ah, shit.
Robot.
That was crazy.
I'm gonna use the skills in that one.
I'll do it!
No, no, no, no, no!
Ha!
Oh, we have a train going.
What the fuck?
Oh, we have a train going.
Oh, we have a train going.
Oh, we have a train going.
What the fuck?
So many expansions and fifths, the day techniques.
That was pretty cool.
That was cool. I feel fulfilled.
I feel fulfilled too.
Me too.
Oh my gosh, we're so fast.
That was worthy.
Yeah, that was worth it. That was worth getting in there.
It was worth it. I need that.
I need it too!
Oh, I don't want to play this game anymore.
Do you want to stop?
This one is...
Do you want to try the train one?
The train one?
Yeah.
I'm down.
Boom. We're going to have to try the train game.
If I play, I'm going to become non-verbal soon, but I can chill.
That's fine.
Okay.
Do you think he knows which one?
I don't think he knows.
I don't think he knows. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know. Do you think he'll figure it out?
No, maybe.
um
Did they go figure it out i'll just like i'll just like invite him yeah yeah just oh yeah if you just invite him
Then he has to yeah then he has to join he has to join yeah just pick him battle every train game
I want to know what you're thinking on this game
Okay, do you want to make the Lobby? Yeah, I'm making one right now. Oh
Don't know you gotta get out of here don't not be afraid. Oh wait, how do I
Invite you oh
Wait, maybe both of us. I
I think you create the lobby.
I'm like in...
Uhhhhhhh...
Can you send the pin code or something?
What the hell?
Did it.
Can you...
I'll do it.
I...
I'll do it.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Okay.
Trains.
Okay.
Huh.
Okay.
Hmm. Oh wow. Where am I? Who am I? Oh. Wait. Uh-huh. Uh, hold on. Let me redo it.
I think I did mine. It's just, um, yeah, like it, if you hit join, what do you, what do you need?
Uh, I have to enter a lobby tag.
The lobby tag is just for exclamation point A's.
Or lowercase A's. Wait, I didn't put in a tag. Never mind. I didn't do it.
Ow.
I messed up. I messed up.
You messed up.
Lobby name. I'm gonna do four capital A's. Okay. That's it. I'm gonna make it private.
If you make it private, you need to give me the password. I'm gonna do it. You better do it. Okay. I did it.
What's the pin code?
I sent it.
We gotta get this train started.
Whoa.
Oh, there's balloons!
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Do we talk in the game?
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, that looks like it.
Were you able to find it?
Oh yeah, there you are.
Yeah, right here.
Hello.
Hi, do you hear me in the game?
Yeah, do you hear me?
Yippee!
Yeah!
What do you think so far?
This looks cool.
First, we need to get rocks and fuel.
Okay, I can get rocks.
Is that some rocks?
Yeah, good. Is Boon... Let me
message Boon. I don't know if he's coming. I think he's not coming back.
He's being a pussy!
Alright.
That's okay. We can just do this demo.
I have rocks. Can I throw rocks at the balloons?
Oh my god, you can.
Yeah, you can.
Huh.
Oh.
Look at that.
Wow.
Huh.
Yo.
He doesn't like us.
He doesn't.
He hates us.
Did you start the train, don't start the train yet!
I didn't start it.
Luta!
Oh, I got the train headlight.
I got the...uh...I got like a hammer thing.
Okay!
Uhhh...
Oh shit.
Oh, shut it.
Yeah, there's like a lot of stuff scattered around.
Yeah, there is.
Uhhh...
What dropped from the balloons, did you see?
Yeah, the lever to mount on...
Oh, nice!
Yeah, to get the train to go.
You put the headlight on the train?
Uh-huh.
Oh, it needs some kind of fuel.
I got it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, ew, the boss with his face is made of hands.
Oh, what are you throwing in there?
Cold.
Oh, is this cold?
No, I'm throwing rocks.
Oh!
Oh, yippee!
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool, cool, cool.
Oh, wait.
I feel like we're missing out on so many things over here.
Is this coal?
The darker one?
Yeah, that's coal.
You can get as much as you want.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, okay, great. Oh, I love that.
Uh, I like this. This may... Oh, how did you do that?
Oh, wait, what?
So, you just use the hammer and it's just like, hey, you're going to build this.
build this. Yeah you can, so I don't think you can do the whole thing in a demo, but you
can build up the whole train. What? Okay. And the previews will be able to like build the
whole train to like protect us on the train car. Okay. Oh, that's kind of spooky. That's
It's really interesting that it gives you like a preset path for like, hey you got more
hammers, you're just going to build what's next.
But I kind of like it.
It makes it, it's satisfying.
Yeah, it's pretty satisfying.
It's like, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like, I don't know if you saw, like, there's like different stops?
All around.
And like there's going to be areas where like we have to stop, but there's also areas where
like you can stop and like flip like the train.
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like you can flip the train on a different track.
Oh yeah, I see that.
Yeah, switches.
Okay
Let's do it
Whoa
This is cool yeah
Yeah!
Oh, wow, we are like, cruising.
There's a thump coming up here.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo!
Mmm.
Oh, there's like a pirate hat.
It's a nice little stop here.
There's nothing really.
off here.
And then like, there's like spots like in the forest, with like different things.
Like if you need more forest stuff. Cause I only have like 5 full right now.
Uh, I have like 20.
Okay, that's good.
Ah!
Oh the hand! The hand!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, and you get rocks out of that. That's fun.
Whoa.
Hi.
You see there's like another treehouse there?
The teeth in the trees! Look out!
God!
What?
What the fuck was that?
I'm a crazy guy.
Whoa.
Ooh, there's like gold?
Gold!
Yeah, cool.
Okay, don't show you, whoa!
It's next thing to think of another game that's coming out.
Um, I forget what it's called, but it's like you construct your own train, but it kind of looks like Subnautica.
Ooh!
It- it looks insanely fun.
Wait, I- I wanna play that, what the fuck?
Yeah, there's no demo or anything to it, but I'll have to- oh yeah, Railbound!
Railbound.
Thanks, Chad.
Oh my gosh.
Also kind of reminds you of Choo Choo Charles. Do you remember Choo Choo Charles?
Oh yeah.
I like that game.
Those are ridiculous.
That's a really good one. I like it.
I want to play Boy Train.
Have you ever played?
I've never played it. I've always wanted to.
I've played like a little bit but I've never like beaten it.
Like I haven't gotten very far in it. I'd love to play it.
We should totally play it!
We should play that!
They helped out how many players is it?
Four?
We must do it.
We should, we should, we should!
Oh my god.
We must steal it.
Railborn? Railfound? It's one of those, yeah.
Oh, what the hell are those little things?
Oh, the creatures are coming.
We're gonna combine these and kill them.
Whoa, oh my god, it's fucking killed me
I got you. Oh, it killed me
Oh
My god, holy shit
Hey that was kind of hard.
Okay I can assure you that when I played by myself I did not die.
That was crazy they were like so hard to kill.
Yeah I don't remember them being hard.
But yeah it seems really fun I like that.
It's pretty fun.
I feel like it has a lot of potential.
potential. Yeah, oh for sure. Oh, you're gonna have to, you have to, you gotta, you gotta
look at this. Only. You gotta, you gotta look at this. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, you gotta look at this. This right here. Real boring.
Oh wow wait it is like Subnautica but also like kind of like raft yeah and
kind of like void train but not really oh my god this looks so cool right it's
It's it's gonna be so good. I'm so excited about it. I've been looking at this trailer like oh
My god, this looks so good. I
Need it I
Need it I need it I
Need it it looks so fun
It looks really fun.
I can't wait.
I say one of these days soon we spend how long is void train?
I have no clue but I'm down to play it for however long.
I'm gonna check, I'm gonna see you hold up.
15 to 25 hours.
Woo!
Um, Voigtrain weekend, Voigtrain weekend!
True!
Yeah, Voigtrain weekend!
Voigtrain weekend!
Yeah, that'd be fun!
Yeah!
Oh my God, it's about to be a day like today
at least I remember it.
God oh god wait in five minute about to like it's about to jump. Yep. It's gonna be three jump right to like 3 a.m. Oh
It's about to happen
I'm about to lose an hour of my life. I'm sorry
I'm not losing all of my life to you, you can never get it back.
I'm sorry.
I'll never get this back.
We're never getting it back.
Didn't we both get rid of that?
Yeah, I swear.
I thought we did.
So did I.
Why is it not gone yet?
I don't know.
There's literally no reason.
Well.
I thought that was tomorrow.
It is tomorrow.
tomorrow I know you're probably pretty tired but I want to play with you wait
what is it look at this okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me look
Anomaly!
I'll call up Anomaly again. I love those things.
Do I? It says I own this. Have I played this?
Have you?
This just doesn't look familiar at all.
I think we bought it with the intent to play it together and we just never did.
Yeah that sounds like something that we can do.
That sounds like me.
Anomaly spot.
Anomaly spot.
Oh, it's kind of spooky.
Yeah, it is kind of spooky.
Wait, the bald guy kind of looks like my dad.
Bald dad.
cool yeah no this looks good for like an anomaly spotting like multiplayer
yeah just tell me okay let's do it next time this was fun though thank you for
playing games with me yeah thanks for playing games with me yeah thanks thanks
for playing games with me I appreciate it yeah yeah yeah well I love you thanks
for playing yeah you too I'm gonna go oh I'm just gonna go okay I'm gonna go
Go Rest.
But that was fun, I like that.
Yeah.
Alright, goodbye Mouse and Jack, goodbye Mouse, love you.
Bye, bye.
Aw.
It's time for me to take my meds at 3am because it's-
Hello?
Wait, it's daylight savings time in like a couple seconds and I want to be alone when it happens.
Ugh!
Okay!
Wait, it's happening, it's happening, it's happening.
It's happening, it's happening.
Wait, it's about to happen.
Ugh!
Oh my gosh, like 15 seconds.
Holy shit.
Okay, sorry, I'm scared.
Uh.
Ugh.
We're gonna lose it.
Oh and like five seconds I'm like staring I'm staring I'm staring at the clock in a second
Oh, oh my god. It just switched at 3 a.m. Oh
Yuck dude yuck
It's 3 a.m. Now
Okay, goodnight!
Okay, goodnight!
Bye!
Oh my god, watching that clock...
Watching that clock fucking hit...
One to three? That's ridiculous.
That is ridiculous, dude.
Hey, let me take my meds while we wait.
I'm thinking...
I'm thinking...
It is like teleporting into the fucking future dude.
The walking trade?
Walking trade bro.
Walking trade?
You know what I have in my brain?
What do you do when you are not streaming?
I don't know a lot about medical conditions,
but what else do you do in your free time?
What do I do in my free time?
I work.
I record music.
I prepare things
for my upcoming streams and events.
Uh, hang out with my friends, chat.
Lately been watching Walking Dead.
Monkey?
Yeah, talk to monkey.
Play game?
As far as like normal people things I don't go out I only go out to go doctor I don't go out anywhere
I can't really go out so I don't go out I don't take vacations I don't go out I don't take vacations
However, uh, I'm trying to see if I can like maybe find a way to have some sort of semblance of a vacation.
So, home enhancements as well as possibly maybe getting something that's a home away from home.
So that I could be like, I'm going on a vacation, but I'm really not going on a vacation, but
my brain is tricked into thinking I might go on a vacation.
Does that make sense?
Open up moviepater slash arcade in the background.
Well, I was thinking about arcade.
Shia, thank you for the rage, Shia.
Thank you for the rage, Shia.
Hope you had a great stream.
I had fun.
Thank you for playing games with me.
Uh, you know, I was just thinking about like, uh, arcade.
Um, I do have a movie projector and I have a movie projector and I have a movie projector screen.
I bought one. I bought a movie projector and a screen.
Yay.
Um, I'm getting stuff for home gym.
Beach house? I would, I... I've always wanted to live on the beach. That's been my dream.
Like my whole life. I have a house right on the beach.
What about a cottage?
How many episodes of The Walking Dead did you watch on the projector?
Don't forget, you also pray daily to grow another inch so you can finally reach the kitchen cabinet someday
But regardless still hope you have fun every day and enjoy them doing whatever you do
I want to get like
We have a beach house overrated really you don't like it
What's wrong with it? Why don't you say overrated?
A cozy log cabin.
I'm talking like beachfront.
How about a cliffside house?
Ah yes, in a sleepy seaside town in Maine. My dream.
My dream.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Did I do it right this daily so you don't stand fuck up your med schedule yes?
Yes it does.
Because now, I have to remember that I'm taking my meds at a different fucking time now.
So fucked up.
It's awful.
It's awful, bro.
Actually, it'd be awful.
Van John Daylight Savings.
What if we just ignore it?
We can't just ignore it. The United States doesn't ignore it.
The world.
United States of America.
Arizona ignores it, what?
Is that true?
All of Arizona. Why? That's so confusing.
That is so fucking confusing.
How can you trust anything in Arizona? If the times are like...
Discombobulated.
Did you recently, did you see the recent story about burgers and CEO's what?
We talking about the McDonald's guy?
That guy?
I
Remember I saw that I saw the video I saw the video and it was like
This dude does not eat McDonald's
This dude does not fucking eat McDonald's bro
And Pans and Alien.
Give me McDonald's Chicky Sandi!
Yeah?
Chicky Sandi?
This personal health consultant probably had a knock on my back.
I mean, it's just one burger, bro.
Like, c'mon, it's just one burger.
You didn't even eat, like, oh my god,
he took the tiniest bite.
I think, I saw his bite and I'm like,
bro, even I take bigger bites than that, holy shit.
Did he spit it out?
I don't think he did.
Was there a jump cut in it?
Well, I- I take bigger bites than that.
I just-
Even I take bigger bites than that, bro.
I don't get, I just don't understand. Here's the thing.
I don't understand why he had to do that. Like, he didn't have to.
Like, what was the point of this?
It's not like somebody was like, you have to make this video, it's imperative that
you do.
Was it a zoom call?
The zoom call?
Oh my gosh.
Was it a zoom call?
Oh my god.
Bruh.
I just think like, just maybe don't taste test it if you know you don't like it, you know what I mean?
So what is going on here are like other CEOs like I'm gonna eat my shit on camera and show
you guys that I eat the food that I make for my franchise.
He did it and sold it Wendy's.
Wendy's even made his burger.
He made his own burger?
Oh man, that's a crazy flex.
That's crazy.
embarrassing bro the John Wendy's
alright I think that kind of a one it bro the Wendy's the Wendy's spicy chicken
sandwich. One of the greatest menu items of all time. I don't know what it is, but
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich bro, that fucking sandwich is one of the best. The spicy
nuggets, great. The spicy chicken sandwich, yummy. The fries are yummy. The
The frosty dip the fries in the frosty.
Hmm.
I also like the grilled sandwich from Wendy's.
The grilled tastes so good.
What's the spiciest I can grill?
I don't remember what's the spiciest thing
I've ever eaten.
I don't know.
But I haven't eaten spice in a while and now when I think about it I get scared cause I'm like
What if like my body just doesn't...
And I take it
Yeah you gotta dip the fries in the frosty bro
That's how you have to eat it
the one chip challenge no not wait what the fuck is the one chip challenge one chip challenge
oh yes oh my god yeah no I'm not going to fucking kill myself
hell fuck no that's the chip that April licked and got him oh my god
The challenge was discontinued by the manufacturer in September 2023 following the death of a
teenager in Massachusetts.
Oh my god.
It killed somebody, Jesus Christ.
The one-chip challenge is about 400 times hotter than a jalapeno, a jalapeno.
What the fuck is the total Satan, ew.
Not my fucking toes.
Natural selection and all that
Spiciest chocolate no, no I want spicy job that sounds disgusting. No, I don't want spicy chocolate
No
Nope.
Absolutely not.
I'm trying to think up.
That's a lot of bulls, that's a lot of bulls.
We got the walkie-trade.
Uh, my boy's zoo.
My boy zoo.
And then, Resident Evil 9.
And then, I put a walking train.
My voice knew I put the wolf among us.
Resident Evil 9
And then I'll put
Harvester!
How long to beat Harvester?
10 hours.
So many choices.
So many choices.
Oh yeah, there's a new creepy shift.
Creepy shift uncle Joe's motel.
Harvester was banned?
Harvester was banned?
from twitch no no was it was it oh that okay this game called angel engine came
out that I've been dying to play okay somebody on on Twitter said that they
used AI apparently like there was like a rumor that they used AI I don't know
that's true or not but like they like came out on Twitter and said that they
didn't use AI so now it's like people are like making shit up
it's called Angel Engine and basically it's like it's a game where you have to
Here's the description, Cage and Angel, Ransack Heaven, and a far-flung dystopian future the
Angel Engine Initiative carries on as Last Hope for a Humanity, seal yourself in an operating
room, perform surgery on chromatose test subjects, and pray you make it out alive.
I mean that sounds crazy.
based on an AI series. The series it's based on is like oh what series is this
based on so that means it's safe to play right because it doesn't have AI it was
just based off of some sort of AI thing. Have you guys seen that freaking poker
night at the inventory game? What the fuck is that?
It's a telltale game that made a comeback.
way they serious I don't see why we're slay this fire too oh my god I played
slay this fire yesterday before I might play more slay this fire later
I got more information regarding our game, our Warriors game.
Soon we shall be able to do it, maybe in like two weeks?
Play the Warriors?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and everybody all around the world...
We're gonna play!
Warriors, come on and play!
We're not playing Warriors today.
We're playing my boys' zoo!
Which, I've seen everybody play this and I'm so late on this shit.
But I feel like everybody and their mom's already played it except for me.
But I'm ready to create my own zoo.
Wow, this is the zoo I get to take care of, starting today!
But I have to make the animal sound myself?
That's a little weird.
But it does sound kind of fun!
Oh.
Oh, this is a lock.
Kaka Zoo game, shut up!
You cockle!
Okay well, you're cockle.
Um, I like the way you're talking to me, you know.
Where are the fucking animals? I don't know. I don't see any animals.
Oh, I have to adopt.
Okay, okay, okay.
I've got that word for this is.
Look.
Name your animal.
Uh.
I'm going to name them all.
All my animals are going to be named after people.
In chat.
Oh
Oh
I
Record the voice
I like it we're gonna give him another voice
Oh my god, it's a little shame.
Oh, but I hate it!
Wait, I already regret it.
No, I won't shut up!
I don't wanna unlock more, okay, adopt the, what is this, when you can't sleep at night
Hey, well you know what comes next.
Oh, it's a sheep!
David Carter?
No, if we get a monkey, we'll name it Connor.
All heavy breathing?
A boba.
I don't know what voice to give it.
A boba.
You're Busy.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Me.
Oh, I know what I'm going to do.
It started off as riding, and right from the beginning.
I gotta do it again, I gotta do it again, hold on.
The start-off is writing, and right from the beginning you knew this was different.
The start-off is writing, and right from the beginning you knew this was different.
I got the first sentence out that's what I'm talking about.
The start off is writing and right from the beginning you know this is different.
Perfect.
The start off is writing and right from the beginning you know this is different.
I'm right from the beginning, you know this was this.
Oh my God!
I'm right from the beginning, you know this was this.
Ewww, it's in both of my ears!
I'm right from the beginning, you know this was this.
How do they not follow those clicks?
Oh, it's this!
It's a ghost!
It's a ghost!
A ghost! Why does it say ghost?
It's a ghost!
Perfect.
Cory!
Cory!
Cory!
Cory!
Perfect.
HELLO! HELLO!
HELLO! HELLO!
Wait, where did these things go?
HELLO! HELLO!
HELLO! HELLO!
AHHHHH!
HELLO! HELLO!
HELLO! HELLO!
Ready?
Let's do this again.
KORI!
KORI!
KORI!
KORI!
KORI!
KORI!
Perfect, perfect.
I look at his eye, I already see him in something, oh fox!
Perfect.
What the fuck? What's that little thing peaking? Oh, that's...
What's the fucking sheep talking?
Oh, Jermal for math?
I think I can do better, hold up.
Perfect, I was ready.
Oh, oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh, oh no
Oh God
I like how I like her face with this like blank look
What have I done
We need to make more money freezing cold it's a pain when
It's a penguin!
Perfect.
Cutting my top boys, we're done here.
Cutting my top boys, we're done here.
What? It's all loud!
Cutting my top boys, we're done here.
Why is it so- why is it so loud?
OH NO I FUCKED IT UP!
OH NO I FUCKED IT UP!
OH NO I FUCKED IT UP!
oh no I fought her
OH NO I FOTinaudible
yes
This is fine wait, we're getting so rich we're so rich now
We're so rich
There's course camp
Oh instead of the husk, a walrose.
Gee mister, these are the five different subs, thank you.
A walrose.
This one will be this one, okay?
Okay, we're gonna do this one.
Coming up up boys, we're done here.
Coming up up boys, we're done here.
Coming up up boys, we're done here.
Perfect.
Right next to you, the bookie.
Come on up up boys, we're done here.
Come on up up boys, we're done here.
You're six hundred bitch.
Oh is this a bear apex predator?
It's a polar bear sipping the coal instead.
Ayo, fuck Coca-Cola and fuck your mom.
Hey yo fuck coca-cola and fuck your mom!
Perfect!
We're done here.
We're done here.
Fuck Coca-Cola and fuck your mom.
COOL!
Hey, you fuck Coca-Cola and fuck your mom.
Fuck boys, we're done here.
Coca-Cola's president, A.I. in their commercials, fuck Coca-Cola!
Ooooooooh!
Eyo, fuck Coca-Cola!
Ooooooooh!
Call me!
Kids stop believing in booms on the unemployed?
What?
Haruka!
Haruka!
Nooo!
Haruka!
Nooo!
I'll fuck me so dope!
Hmm.
And I'll fuck me shoulders!
Crap.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hmm.
AHAHAHAHAHAH!
I can't keep that, okay?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh shit, wait!
Oh
My god
ahhh
cool
boys we're done here
ahhhh
ahhhh
the stardol is ready
we'll give you a little bit of
time
it's time
to open
Never tell a secret you're in
oh shit a parrot
oh
A PERRY!
Fuckin' bird. Fuckin' hate birds, bro.
You guys ever think about that guy that stuff on Jorah possessed?
You guys ever think about that guy that stuff on Jorah possessed?
You guys ever think about that guy that stuff will draw up his...
You guys ever think about that guy that stuff will draw up his...
You guys ever think about that guy that stuffed with jargazeth?
You guys ever think about that guy that stuffed with jargazeth?
You guys ever think about that guy that stuffed with jargazeth?
Strikie one way poses in the middle of the lake, but why?
Bambingo!
Gotta both of you for five years, dude.
Perfect.
Attention freaks, it's me.
A pension freaks! It's me!
A pension freaks! It's me!
Perfect!
A pension freaks! It's me!
Perfect, freak!
They're in the O's owl.
No friend though.
Move the ass little fatty, little short little fatty, shake that ass.
Who's the ass little fatty little short little fatty?
Who's the ass little fatty little short little fatty?
Who's the ass little fatty little short little fatty?
Holy shit.
Let's start it off.
Attention freaks, it's me.
Attention freaks! It's me!
Attention freaks!
I wanna go see a parody game.
Oh, the eagle!
I'm ugly.
I'm so gonna get more of a boy and mom.
I'm so gonna get more of a boy and mom.
I'm a f**king motorboy, I'm a motorboy, I'm a motorboy, I'm a motorboy, I'm a motorboy,
You think this was what the game intended for us to do?
Oh no I fucked it up!
You fuck Coca-Cola and fuck your mom!
Oh shit, lion!
A fucking lion!
You like my zoo?
I work hard on the zoo, what the fuck?
Oh my God!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, how come do we get over there?
Get over there. Oh this way.
Hello?
Attention freaks, it's me.
Perfect.
Oh no! I fucked it up!
Coral! Coral!
I'll fuck up the Poland Pokemon!
Coral!
Holy shit!
Pop pop pop boys! We're done here.
The turtle's ready.
Let me take you there, sir.
Let me take you there, sir!
Right now.
A giant horn looks scary but...
I think Motomoto likes you.
It was a fucking hippo!
It was a fucking hippo!
It was a fucking hippo!
It was a fucking hippo!
Oye, mamma me lo por atrás coño.
oi, mamma mero por atras coño. Perfect.
Attention freaks, it's me.
oi, mamma mero por atras coño.
Attention freaks, it's me. Perfect.
I'm making so much money.
How many animals are there?
This one has a nose also has all the elephant.
Elephant.
Perfect.
Oh
Oh the hippo
People.
But we already have Nimer... Nimer, did I already use you for... did I already use your name?
I'm starting to forget whose names I put down.
I don't start to forget everything, alright.
I don't start to forget everything, alright.
I don't start to forget everything, alright.
I got a 4th one.
It's me, I do it every day.
Attention!
Dimension, hip-hop!
What is this?
Oh, it's there!
What is this?
Oh, it's bear!
Do you guys ever see that show about the lesbian bears?
You know one?
We don't have enough money!
I'm broke now.
We have to wait.
The zoo isn't making that much.
You guys ever see that show about the
lesbians and bears?
You know...
The start-off is ready.
We're about to give you a new episode.
Fuck your mom.
Coral!
Coral!
Hey, you're fucked up, colon, fuck your mom!
Boys, we're done here.
Colon, fuck your mom!
Oh no, I'm fucked up!
What the fuck, boys? We're done here.
Hey, you're fucked up, colon, fuck your mom!
What the fuck, boys? We're done here.
No, maybe I'll keep on going.
Oh no, I'm fucked up!
What the fuck, boys? We're done here.
Yo, fuck up, Chloe, fuck your mom!
Oh no, I fucked it up!
Cool!
Come on, my fuck boys, we're done here.
Perfect.
Let's start off with writing.
Do you want an easy street one?
Oh shit.
A easy street.
And we're breaking out the good champagne.
What's that impretty on the gray retrain?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Little tigers?
What's wrong?
You don't like ear-street?
No.
You don't like ear-street?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
They're... they're real? Hell yeah.
I... I... I...
Run easy street. I feel so sweet cause...
No way I gotta do it again.
Run easy street. I feel so sweet cause the world is but a tree when you're...
Run easy street. I feel so sweet cause the world is but a...
Maybe
It's so good run easy street and feel so sweet cuz the world is but
Think there's fine run easy street and feel so sweet cuz the world is but
Well, it's easy to say, and it's perfect.
Oh my god.
Connor.
Do we get a monkey or no?
Do we get a monkey because it's not a way for a monkey?
A monkey?
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Perfect.
Monkey!
Oh yeah, there is no monkey.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Well, I can't afford it yet anyway.
I'm gonna tap on it.
Oh
Boys we're done here
Yeah
You guys ever see that show about the lesbians bears, you know?
HA HA HA HA
Right in the middle of the night
I can't see a thing that I can't see my little mouth
You guys can't see my little mouth
You guys can't see my little mouth
You guys can't see my little mouth
I'll catch you little bird!
The start-off is ready, I'm ready!
AHHHHH!
Ball animals!
This animal will make me rich!
Rich, I tell you, rich!
Rich, I say!
Oh, it's a panda bear!
The final guest!
Wait, what is this achievement?
Only a true zoopkeeper can encounter his being.
PANDAL
Is rare?
It's kind of rare.
What?
Skadoosh.
Shall we skadoosh?
What?
Skaduzh!
Should we skaduzh?
I will ask.
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
I will ask.
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
Skaduzh!
Caduceus! Caduceus!
Caduceus! Caduceus!
Perfect.
Slop!
Your favorite.
I saw a guy share a tapeworm once.
I saw a guy share a tapeworm wand.
I saw a guy share a tapeworm wand.
It was on TV! What can I say?
I saw a guy share a tapeworm wand.
Perfect.
This is on television.
I saw a guy share a tapeworm once, it was pretty long, being bears, you know?
I've never seen a show about the lesbian bears, lesbian bears.
Don't judge what I watch on television.
What about what you watch on television?
Pestia!
Pestia, thank you for the read.
I hope you had a great stream and fun playing games with let's play more games soon.
You guys never see that show about the lids?
Oh my god.
We're on the easy street.
I feel so sweet cause the world is but-
Let's be embears.
Oh shit, that's right.
Frog!
Little frog. Oh shit.
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday.
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday.
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday.
Perfect.
perfect
I do not think you need to jet through
We're done here. We're done here. Oh no I fucked it up come on up up boys we're done here
Hey, you look like a polar and fuck your mom!
Hey, you look like a polar and fuck your mom!
Always weird don't you?
Cool!
The start-up is ready, I'm ready for the video.
Dog.
Petarog.
Dog.
Petarog.
Dog.
I'll see you in the next video.
Who's gonna be?
Oh shit.
Hoody, you're here.
That's it, you're carrying?
Get rid of it.
That's it, you're carrying?
Get rid of it.
That's it, you're carrying?
Get it.
Perfect.
You look at your carrying, get rid of it.
I'm gonna use this.
Get rid of it.
That's how you're carrying, get rid of it.
That's how you're carrying, get rid of it.
I'm running.
Get rid of it.
I'm running.
That's how you're carrying, get rid of it.
Hey, man.
Fuck that up!
Come on, my pop boys, we're done here.
Hey, yo, fuck Coca-Cola and fuck your mom.
That's what you're carrying?
Yeah, really.
That's what you're carrying?
Yeah, really.
That's what you're carrying?
Yeah, really.
That's what you're carrying?
Yeah, really.
What the fuck are you doing here?
That's your carry?
Yeah, really.
Now what the fuck?
Hey! Hey!
I'm gonna kill you!
Okay!
Let's be in the air, you know?
Really.
Yeah, really.
He walked right in lesbian bears, you know?
Lesbian bears?
You're gonna never see that show about a lesbian bear, you know?
Is this a cat?
A fucking cat!
We getting rich, but we're not rich yet.
Shoot those bullets.
Shoot those contingents.
Shoot those bullets.
Shoot that port.
target that turret.
You really?
The hair fairy?
You're bears?
You know?
A dollar day
A douche
Nothing beats a jet too all the day
A douche
A douche
Nothing beats a jet too all the day
I got a little frog
But nothing beats a jet too lesbian bears
I think this is my favorite.
Coral! Coral!
Hey you fucker, Coral, fuck your mom. Coral!
Come on up.
Does she hear you?
Yeah, really.
What the fuck?
Girls, pussy!
Oh, yeah, mama metalboard.
Attempted freaks.
oh yeah. Mama will play the dragon.
You will have to go back to the dragon garden!
You will have to go back to the dragon garden!
You will have to go back to the dragon garden!
You will have to go back to the dragon garden!
I'll find you a funny little shorty.
Does she you're carrying?
Yeah, really?
That's fair fairy, fair lady.
Oh my god.
That is the one that wants to borrow from your mom.
What a little piece of shit.
Oh, how cute.
Cute little bunny.
Shia
Name is Shia
Hold on to your vaginas
Hold on to your vaginas
Oh
This is a turtle
Hold on to your
Hey yo what the fuck are you talking about?
You're a giant!
Don't hate me!
Does she hear you carry him?
Yeah really.
I've never seen that phone call before.
But I'm not afraid to leave you anywhere
Because I'm going to give you a little surprise.
Does she hear you carry him?
Wait I'm trying to find out an area where you can't hear much.
Thank you very much.
Okay!
I'll see you.
Perfect.
You must buy this.
Say you're carrying it.
Get rid of it.
That's say you're carrying it.
Get rid of it.
That's say you're carrying it.
Get rid of it.
That's say you're carrying it.
Get rid of it.
Get rid of it.
I can't do that!
I can't do that!
I wanna...
I'll see you! Thank you so much for the time! Get this! I'll see you!
I'll be right back, I'm gonna pee.
I'm back.
I know peeing in the bushes would pay off I'm rich now look at me
I'm fucking rich, rich I say
I'm fucking rich
I know it, I know it, always pee in the bushes
I pop up
More animals
Oh my god, I can afford all of them.
Topstiii!
Thank you for the gifted subs.
Topstiii!
Shit.
If you watch me pee one more time, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
If you watch me pee one more time, I'm gonna fuck-
If you watch me pee one more time, I'm gonna fuck-
Oh
But they don't like all they want to be the horse girl, but
Wow nice shades.
Ding a song.
Maxim, Maxim, Maxim!
Maxim, Maxim, Maxim!
Maxim, Maxim, Maxim!
Perfect.
I'll see you later, I'll see you later!
Cow?
Cow?
Oh shit!
Let's stare on at my big delicious juicy udders.
Let's stare on at my big delicious juicy ud-
Where do I go faster?
Like staring at my big, delicious, juicy udders?
Like staring at my big, delicious, juicy udders?
Perfect.
Open like this.
Caster!
I
The fucking Snail?
The fucking Snail!
The fucking Snail!
The fucking Snail!
I bought in Snail
Why is the snail $25,000 listen
Tampon in Stegal
Perfect
Tampon in Stegal
I've never seen a show about the lesbian bears
YEEH
I don't need you
But which animals go where?
I might- I think I might make some of them up
Yeah
The start off is right in the corner of the video
Make it up.
Oh, and yarn.
All the seeds.
Holy shit.
It's nice to be rich.
Wait, what?
Duck cries, reindeer cries,
frog cries,
cat cries.
Whoa
It's me!
Who the ass little fatty?
Little fatty?
It's me!
This is juicy udder.
Guys, you guys are too loud!
That's fair enough.
This is juicy udder.
I'm going to go back.
I'm going to go back.
My girl's pussy!
My girl's pussy!
Me!
I thought about what this is to see others.
I'm sorry!
That's what you're carrying?
Yeah, really.
What about this one?
Oh no, I fucked it up!
Hold on to your vaginas!
Oh no, I fucked it up!
Hold on to your vaginas!
Oh!
Hey yo fuck Coca Cola and fuck your mom
Hey yo fuck Coca Cola and fuck your mom
Hold on to your vaginas
Oh no I fucked it up!
Cool!
Cool!
Come on MuffBuff boys, we're done here
What the fuck?
Sheep muck sheep muck sheep!
Sheep muck sheep muck sheep muck sheep!
You know
I thought I'd share a tape one month
You know?
Holy shit
Holy shit
Nothing beats a jet to town.
I thought that show about the lesbians.
Oh my god!
No, nothing beats a jet to town.
Well, it's easy, I feel so sweet, cause well, the lesbians are in stago.
You guys ever see that show about the lesbians bears?
You know, I do.
Stap on in stago.
I can't get them off.
I like them having free will.
Attention freaks, it's me.
My girls are in danger.
I want them to have free will.
Be free, animal.
Be free, animal.
Be free, animal.
Be free, animal.
Oh you're not the one who has it!
Did I see it?
The sturdles is right in the-
Save the animals! Save the animals!
Hold on, you vagina-
What the hell is this word done here?
Oh!
Muxi, muxi, muxi!
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go!
I can't believe it!
I'm so happy about the bear!
Oh yeah, what if I put them all together in one same spot?
Get rid of it!
I won't... we're gonna put them around...
Let's get rid of it, dog!
Get rid of it!
That's what you're carrying?
Get rid of it!
Oh, that's a good one!
Get rid of it!
I think this is different.
Really?
The start-off is ready, and we're going to get a new subject.
That's it?
Yeah, we're...
Giant!
A fucking bomb!
Oh no!
That's it?
Yeah, we're ready.
What could go wrong, boys?
We're done here.
Is this on great?
You're fucking awesome.
Yeah, really?
Oh no, I fucked it up!
Hold on to your vagina!
Fuck my fuck boys, we're done here!
Hey you fuck up the cold, I fucked your mom!
I fucked it up!
Hold on to your vagina!
Hold on to your vagina!
Hold on to your vagina!
I fucked it up!
Fuck your mom!
Get away!
Get away!
It's going to be a good night!
Come on honey!
You know this with this!
Holy shit!
Oh no!
Oh god!
You're a vagina!
I never see that!
Fuck your mom!
It's going to be a good night!
Fuck your mom!
You're a vagina!
Get away!
It's going to be a good night!
No, Sean!
I don't want to!
I don't want to!
It's going to be a good night!
Fuck your mom!
I saw a guy selling something.
You know what lesbian bears?
You know what lesbian bears?
Let's get rid of them!
That's all good.
Come on, don't take one.
Oh, nothing beats a jet too all the day.
Nothing beats a jet too.
The Cacophony! The Cacophony!
The fucking Cacophony! The Cacophony!
Oh
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Put the other one back on quick!
Why girls, Pussy?
Oh guys, that's my amazing, adorable zoo. What do you guys think?
Did you guys like it?
Would you come visit my zoo?
Would you like to be a part of my zoo? Any comments, questions, concerns or
feedback please directly to the main office of the zoo? Thanks. I appreciate it.
REEFBUN! What the fuck?!
Now put them in deep, boys.
I'll fuck your mother!
RUUGINUS!
Hold on to your... RUGINUS!
Huh.
Yeah, go on.
HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINAS!!!
Yeah, hold on to your vagina!
Hold on to your vagina!
Hold on to your vagina!
HELLO, POPPY!
HELLO, POPPY!
HELLO, POPPY!
Hold on, hold on to your vagina.
I like how in that whole, like, crazy messed up place in here,
Hey, you fuck co-co-co-co-colla fucker.
I
I wish the zoo was your new sublet. Wait, do you mean like the whole fucking zoo?
Okay, make it your sub alert, uh, if somebody can make some sub alerts with that, if somebody
can make some alerts with that that'll be great some sound alerts yeah that was
fun
That was fun. Uh, cursed buffoon. Cursed, cursed buffoon. Cursed buffoon. Cursed buffoon.
Finally, I got that out of my system. I've always wanted to do that shit.
What the blurst?
Blurst!
Blurst!
Blurst!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Cinema Pete gate brawl
I
Can I attend with visit at least once
Okay, I'm gonna pull I made a I made a new pool because now my voice is not on any more
I
I realize we haven't played Broken Lore yet, but also there's creepy shift too, so I'll put Other Scary Game, but Resident Evil 9, The Walking Trade, Resident Evil 9, The Wolf Among Us, Other Scary Game.
I got all the achievements which is I won!
One achievement I won one achievement
but thank god there's no more spiders holy wait there are no more spiders right
So I think they are smaller ones.
You think you want me to die?
Is that it?
You think you want me to lose my mind and die?
Me thinks!
Thanks me wants to die
Have you seen Crystal theater of idols?
Actually actually I have the game because I want to play it. Oh, yes I have
I've been meaning to play that game I have been meaning to play
You think we can finish it today am I how close am I to finishing it?
Maybe not today. Maybe tomorrow.
Uh, we're playing games with Nyan on Sunday night. So, pink cat time.
We're in the last 20-25%? Oh my god, now's the time. Now's the time, bro!
I'm gonna finish this shit!
Because next week we're playing Fatal Frame, bro!
Well, not next week, but we got here.
Let's go for it, rah, rah.
Death Stranding when?
Death Stranding comes out next week, right?
Oh, maybe Death Stranding next week.
I think it comes out next week.
Goob, thank you so much for the raid app and a great stream, thanks Goob.
Thanks, Goob.
March 19th? Oh, okay.
Wait.
March 19th?
Ah, shit. Well, uh, I'm playing fatal frame.
That day so...
It's gonna have to wait, Briggs.
We're playing Fatal Frame, Briggs.
Wait, Crimson Desert comes out the day too?
What the fuck? Why is everything coming out today? I mean that... is March the month for games?
I thought you were suggesting I play Marathon.
Which in turn I was going to say, absolutely not.
Absolutely not, uh, no.
Conner invited me to play in Ozake.
Uh, no.
Are we talking about this trending?
Yeah, this trending too?
On the 19th?
This trending too?
are you excited right let's play the spire oh yeah so much later spire brov
Uh, yeah I think I'm playing with him later.
I think we're slaying the spider later.
Slay the spider.
Um, wanna play slay the spider?
I wanna get uh...
This upgrade but I still need a thousand.
Is that hard for me?
Thanks for the heart.
Thanks for the heart!
Bro, do you guys remember?
Um, guys, you don't know where we were going.
Is it this way or this?
Fucking balls.
My fucking ballsack.
Nope.
Well, I don't remember either.
Oh yeah, I think it's this way.
This way, this way.
We're chilling here in Cedar Rapids.
Down the right? Did you mean this way?
We're chilling down in Cedar Rapids.
Hello mouse and chat a sub or single gift sub get you the umbrella badge this message brought to you by the umbrella recruitment office
That is true. You do get an umbrella badge
If you get the sub you get the umbrella badge
I know why does he keep on turning Australian bro? Oh
Oh my god I for a second there I was like is there fall damage am I going to die
I said- WAH!
Close me, I closed door, it was me, it was all me, man, it was me, I closed door, wait
hold on I need more omblions.
What would you say the official color, if you think of Resident Evil, what would you
say, what color comes to your head when you think of Resident Evil?
Red.
Gray.
No, there's a fucking ladder up here, what the fuck?
Seedong VA is playing Marathon.
Oh my god, do I have to go in there?
I make out when...
I make out when it's my other day.
One of the batteries is there.
We're about in here.
Fuck, let me go in there.
It's so dark in here. You know, do you think somebody would like turn on the light?
Like at least.
If there are any monsters out there, sort of God.
The residents, they're evil.
Signal receiver in here?
Alright, I'm not fulping around though.
We're not fucking around here.
Now my watch.
That beat, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.
Thank you very much, appreciate it.
Appreciate it so much.
Oh my god, it's so fucking dark bro.
Guys, why is it so dark in here?
This is not a good spot for a woman to be hanging out in.
But I'm a man with a penis.
I am a man with a penis.
What?
Oh my god, it's a good thing I made those things.
Big man with big penis, that's me.
Make sure to open the backs of the trucks.
You can open them?
You're kidding.
I'm sure not all of them, but some of them, yeah?
Some can!
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Hi!
Get in my feet, Whit.
That doesn't sound like the usual.
Oh my aunt.
Get up son of a bitch!
Oh he's dead now. Good job.
Hey, thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs, thanks.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Well, most of them are dead.
I know there's probably a few stragglers.
Walkers!
There was probably a few stragglers.
Um...
Fuck it.
That's where we're going, right?
Thank you, Gold Space.
Oh, there they are. There's another one.
Another one right there.
dead. There's this one. I think there's another one over there.
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
BOOM!
BOOM!
Oh my god!
Why'd you get close here, what the fuck?!
AHHHHHHHHH!
BOOM!
Scrap things and hang the mammal things and shotgun shells things.
I hear that asshole, bro.
Don't think I don't hear you, I do!
I should go back there and check there could be valuable stuff from there my
My core is all levels!
Oh there he is.
Shoot off your head, bro!
The head
There's another one?
What the fuck is it?
A poke?
I hear him. Where is he?
Oh, he's in the truck.
But of course he is.
Because why wouldn't he be inside the truck, you know?
This is the beginning, right?
This is the beginning!
Yes, yes it is.
Why are you killing these decent human beings, what?
I'm gonna fuck it up.
Why are you killing these decent human beings, what?
I'm gonna fuck in.
Machine gun!
I get a machine gun.
Well I'll be.
Oh there's time to not move over there. Hold on, I gotta go back.
Which way?
It should be here.
Very nice.
The truck drivers are the backbone of our society.
Truck drivers are great.
Okay.
I think I overdid it, maybe I could have used something else.
I think I overdid it, just a little bit.
I think I overdid it, guys.
The gal!
GAL!
I forgot how to do the fucking how to fix the shortcuts it's a sub machine gun
I forgot to do it.
Hello. I'll fix it later.
Oh yeah, maybe pressing the number?
Wait, the stacked one is on two.
So this one's on four.
Oop, that's not how you do it.
I'll do it later.
Let's get out of here.
I knew it.
Out of course, but of course.
Of course it's mine.
Of course.
Of course.
Ew!
What is that thing over there?
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
The numbers on the left in the inventory?
Let's click on weapon and it should give you options.
Oh.
It says 1-3.
Oh.
What?
How's it going?
Oh, what it's doing?
Oh my god, I'm back here!
I believe both have to be in?
Whatever, I'll just put the other grenade away.
There's a vent on the side?
Don't don't don't
Whoa, I'm rich!
Well, so...
I see.
Oh I could have bought the body armor shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh
Oh, I could buy a case of green.
Nice.
Good.
Now my case is big.
Nice and big.
Don't get hit.
I'm googling this shit because it's gonna drive me crazy.
Uh, open your inventory and assign weapons to the top row, which acts as a quick slot bar.
Oh.
It has to be at the top row.
That doesn't make any sense.
I'll fix it later.
Oh, here it is.
You just have to click it.
You don't hold.
Oh!
What is this?
Distributor.
Oh, distributor.
There you go.
Not bad.
Um.
Um.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, so... we'll go back now.
We got the guns.
Now where's my wife?
Ada Wong!
Where is she?
How do I repair your ass?
How do I repair it?
I forgot.
Hey.
Does this man just carry a what stone in his butt crack?
Where'd he get that from?
There's a what stone up my ass.
Alright, I have a question.
You said there was a vent?
I can't crawl in that vent.
Look what there was, wait.
How do you keep them cheeks so tight?
You know.
Do my daily squats.
I do my daily squat. He is married. He's married to 801. Now leave him alone. He's married to me.
But of course I need a crank. But of course I have to go down there.
But of course there's probably zombies.
But of course I can't open that.
You madam are not Ada Wong.
I'm not Ada Wong!
I'm Iron Mouse!
An iron mouse!
Whoa!
There's light in here!
Let there be light.
There's light in here.
But for how long?
We got a treasure train?
Oh brother, this place stinks!
The fuck is this?
What?
No, thank you so much if I get this um, thank you.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, did he ha-
Did you have to like throw himself so hard down there Jesus Christ? Sir excuse me
your thick ass cracked the pavement. Cracked? Oh.
Not a valve. Not a hole, Keisha. A valve.
What?
What?
I
Know great but a pool
Oh
Shit
Thank you, Kels, for the gift it's so steaky, for the 5 gift it's so steaky.
What is that noise?
It sounds like something is not my friend.
Oh
Oh, my.
Help!
Oh my god.
AHH!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, holy fuck!
That was scary!
Oh...
Well...
Damn, look at that ass.
And then Leon turns to the camera and says, Ha, they should have gotten rid of all that
shit you were carrying.
Yeah.
8-10 Winkors!
What the?
He's going!
Wow.
And I expect that.
Do I keep this valve or no?
Of course they can't keep it.
Of course.
Of course I can never use it again.
But of course.
Oh.
Oh, goddammit.
oh god damn it he's so nice
there's one up there get him
but of course i suck
my aim is terrible
Did he fall?
Sir, are you on the ground?
Oh, yes you are.
Sir, please.
Excuse me.
My aim is perfect.
No way.
No way.
Shotgun shell.
Chest bottom right.
Is that the one that I just got?
Spares go up.
At this point mouse is raydreading though.
It's not my fault.
There is a delay!
Oh, Pat-Oh-Ain!
They're saying you're bottom right, I'm the bottom right!
I'm on the bottom right, but I'm not pretty.
Hello?
Anybody?
Any monsters in here?
If you're a monster, get out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dark!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Dark!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
Like I was eating herbs he doesn't know the name of bro.
So cool he is.
He doesn't need that shit.
He doesn't need to- He doesn't need-
He doesn't need crank slot.
Oh, that's where I was from, right?
The crank slot.
This is where the crank slot.
I don't have a crank.
Ah!
Ah!
Scary.
there's a monster in here oh wait this is where I came from what the heck I'm dumb
There's gonna be a monster up there- RAAAGHH!
What about the crankle?
AAAAAAAAGHH!
I'll get it later.
I will?
Shinji!
Quite that.
I just can't stop staring at the axe bouncing off his ass.
Look at that.
They did this on purpose
They knew what the fuck they were doing
A body body armor
I can't purchase I don't have enough
I broke bro.
All improved durability.
Oh wait, there's more for more points.
Oh he's wearing it!
There's more, um, for more points.
Oh, he's wearing it!
What the fuck?
What?
I didn't even CRAFT!
Alright, let's go.
What in the world?
What a fork I did.
Oh, I have the shirtless Leon Mon.
I wish I did. I wish I had the naked Leon Mon.
What happened here?
What up?
Directly on his phone?
counter three infected eliminated them it's correct sir wait a minute what
what this has to be new right it's new footage it can't be when we proceed
nevermind so the room is retreat
oh yes and this one isn't just about stopping us bro don't be ridiculous
Affirmative. Listen up! Our objective hasn't changed. The one they blew with the advanced party in the center of Rackham City then hit the park. Our mission is to retrieve Elpis.
Elpis.
Move out!
And peace! I have to say their uniforms look so dumb. They look dorky. They look like dorks. A dorky uniform. They're even a cool.
Oh
Holy shit
Oh my god, and he watched it all on his phone.
I thought I had a short fuse.
I thought I had a short fuse.
What are we doing here?
All in good time.
You'll see.
Can we talk about Halloween?
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Can we download this out your ass?
Ease!
What mouse?
BSA container key can unlock BSA supply containers found in the area.
Big.
What mouse?
Okay, well, listen, I have a question.
I'll tell you what my question is.
Container 1, medical supplies, consumables. Container 2, motorcycle!
I get a motorcycle.
A parakeet. Container 3, sniper rifles. Container 4, sniper rifle attachments.
Oh, I hear you little asshole.
I'll go like in Resident Evil like...
Why is everybody hot?
One.
Damn.
They brought in the big guns.
Why can't I go in here?
The zombies can't eat the hot ones
Girl something footage away sure
The guy at the end white suit can you find anything on
The database is coming up empty so they're a ghost in folder something already
Will I be able to get that?
There's so many questions.
Also, I have another question.
Why is almost everybody involved in all this umbrella shit?
why are they test subjects and like why are they blonde are they all like blonde
or white-haired
they love blondes? me too man me too
Well, me too, man.
Evil Company doesn't have a diversity program.
Maybe they should!
Maybe they should!
Where's the Latinas, huh?
Where are the Latinas all open here?
WAH!
Oh my God, it's getting shit out of me.
Where are the Latinas, bro?
There it goes!
A Parastero!
A Parastero!
A Parastero!
A Parastero!
A Parastero!
A Parastero!
The plagues!
Oh, my God!
Glory to the plagues!
I don't know why I'm wandering around. I'm looking for maybe that kid. I'm like, is there
a chest around here? Well, I don't think there's any chest around here. I don't, one's by the
save point really? There is? Wait there was wasn't there? In here right? You were in
front of it? I was? You were looking at it? I was?
The container next to the tent.
Oh!
There it is!
Did I still get to keep the key?
Did I still get the key to key?
A pear cake.
Beautiful. Just need to get through that gate.
Still in good condition. Leon, he's going to use a motorcycle to hide his ditches and
Is it a porch?
Is it a delicious porch?
Not a porch!
Do bitch your porch!
Not your porch!
A ride is a ride?
For men's sake.
We're not allowed to jump in this universe, poor Leon.
He doesn't know the experience of yumping.
He doesn't know about yumping.
He can't yump.
He doesn't know about the yamping.
Alright. This area is fucking huge.
Oh.
Oh my god, how did I miss twice?
I use this
What this
Oh damn it.
He's running.
Run me on.
Oh, he needs fuel.
Of course.
But of course we need fuel.
My apologies, my mistake.
Oh, he's open. Nice.
I hear that thing and I wanna know where it is, cause it's driving me crazy.
Where is it?
Is it in here?
In the bus, isn't it?
I'm here like shooting up a storm.
The walkers are going to come.
The walkers are going to come.
The walkers.
Where are we going we could go into the apartment
This is, we can go in here, and they go up here.
Oh, won't ever mind.
I'm not going to waste my rep William bullets are you crazy?
I don't want more of these.
Oh, and you can go this way Walk all the way down here
I'm guessing go in here This is how you go in here
Okay, I'm going to go into that building first and then I'll come out
Oh my god, he's so heavy.
He's so fucking heavy, bro.
I saw a save icon.
Not the door! Thank you so much for the 10 gift, it's all...
I hear it. I hear it.
It's in the room.
Holy shit.
I know every time I see the save icon, I'm like, what the fuck is gonna happen now?
Who told me?
What?
Am I going here?
Oh this sucks.
WAAAHHHHH!
I sure you're carrying?
Get rid of it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Now the door's open.
That's good.
Short cut.
Short cut.
Good.
All right, then.
Then the wolf's there.
Then the wolf's there.
Something bad is gonna happen
But of course
Of course, I'll fucking slap her a crank!
But of course!
Just share with me.
Officer, please.
Please sir.
Officer, please.
Wow, playing is down is so much fun.
I
Was a shooting
Oh
My god, Jesus Christ
How are they?
There's supposed to be zombies!
How are they wielding machine guns?
Who breaks?
Oh, dear God.
They just jumped off from...
from...
I think it's interesting that these zombies actually...
Zombies actually, some of them like retain their memories and shit.
And they're like, they still have graces of themselves.
Not like the typical walkers.
Not like a typical walkers.
Did you guys see that they're making a remaking train to Busan?
Is that still true?
Yeah, they're doing an American remake of train to Busan.
Can I keep the crank?
Yeah.
Rusty crank just for me.
I think it's supposed to be called like the last train or something.
But I saw this thing and there was a rumor that Andrew Lincoln is going to be in it.
Where is that little shit?
Oh my god, it's so high it's so high up there. Can I aim up there?
Where's the raccoon guy?
I hear him!
It's gonna drive me crazy.
Now it's in a fridge.
Oh God.
Maybe we can go up the stairs. Yeah, maybe we can go up the stairs.
Oh
Whoa
You
Oh my god, that's good shit out of me!
I guess we can go in this room now.
I know
It's above me
It's a fucking bug me
Thanks for the crying beach.
Alright well, I'm guessing now that I opened that, I can go to the other side.
Mattress.
Mattress.
Mattress.
One of the parts should be just up here.
Well, thanks for telling me, Leon.
Oh my God, so see you boy, go on!
Oh my God, so see you boy, go on!
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, thank goodness.
I need my bullets.
They're gonna pop out of these doors, huh?
Yep.
Oh
Shit
3 did it again!
Alright, there's one.
It's looking new, bro. It's Resident Evil of course.
They always do this shit. Wait, he died?
Did he die?
What?
Oh my god! Yeah!
I fucking knew it bro, I knew it, I always think, what did I tell you?
I always do that shit.
I guess he just burnt it, I guess he was just burnt out.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Ah.
There's that other room in the other- the other room with the crank.
God damn it.
Uh, what the-
Oh
Oh
My god
Well, he's dead.
But how many more are there?
Oh my god, there has to be more.
It can't just be one.
It can't just be one.
There has to be more of them.
Ah
Oh, fuck, they see me from all over here!
I
Hear the gun
I'll deal with the one at a time
Oh, I'm gonna wait the loot box, I forgot!
Did I get it from the floor?
I don't think I did.
I'll go get it.
I forgot about it.
I got all about the loot, so...
Loot is more important!
Oh, nice!
Wait...
I got quite a bit.
We should go turn the name.
We're back, guys. I'm gonna go turn in my shit.
I gotta turn in my homework.
Get back guys, I gotta go turn in my homework, I'll be right back.
There's a window, I'm right here!
I already bought the arm- oh wait, do you think I can buy body armor too?
Maybe I could get body armor too.
Oh, I'm fucking rich.
I COULD get body armor too.
The armor repair.
Oh my god, I did it.
We're poor again.
Ah, we're poor again.
Woo!
Um...
Where's that other crank at?
Was it in here?
I do not recall.
Oh, no wait. It was in the other...
There's another building.
Did you guys see that fucking... somebody like... somebody made a edit of Leon and they were like accurate 51 year old man and they made it...
All he did was make him bald.
As if it was like, this is what a real 51 year old man is supposed to look like.
And they made him bald.
And they were like, yeah, not so pretty after all, huh?
And I'm just like, bro, he still looks hot bald.
Who gives a shit if he's bald?
He still looks hot.
even bald
like
you can tell with somebody like ragebaiter like oh yeah
fuck all you people drooling over this man this is what he would really look like if
he was really fifty one
i said bald
who gives a shit?
he was so pissed
jealous
I just reminded you of, like, I remember, I remember when I was, when I was a young
girl back when I had like friends in
school and shit back in like high school
and shit I remember some girls like
with their boyfriends they will be
pissed off and their boyfriends were
playing video games because they're like
oh oh you like that video game character
blah blah blah blah whatever and
And like, I just remember like some of these girls that I used to know that used to get like jealous and like pissed.
But like, they're boyfriends, like, like video game characters.
And to me it's just like, what the fuck?
Who is this shit? They're not real men!
Girls, calm down. I was at the stage-
Oh shit I knew you were gonna stand the bitch!
Up!
I'm fucking this!
What was that?
Did you hear that?
I can't even smash me into a wall because he won't!
Because he won't!
What area is this?
Oh, shit.
Which way is this?
Was this the beginning?
Oh my arms, I feel like I'm going to places I'm not supposed to be at.
Container.
Oh
Oh my god, I am at the beginning
There's a thing up there
Can I get up there?
There's also an explosive device there
There's gonna be somebody here, huh?
I fuckin' know.
I can't leave!
Come on, everything he does is like so heavy sounding.
What is the purpose of this here?
What?
He's old.
Open door and throw it in.
What?
Open the door and throw it in.
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Is there stuff in?
There's monsters in there aren't they?
Yup, good stuff, shut up.
Wait, but I can't throw it.
It doesn't let me.
Why does it say no throw?
Well, I can't do that.
Good lord!
I'll go back, I'll go back, don't worry.
Am I gonna go back? I don't know.
Are we sure Mouse isn't doing this to rage bait everyone?
Oh
Holy shit, he didn't do shit then
Oh boy.
Okay.
I'm going back.
Okay, I'm going back, I'm going back.
Don't worry.
They're all dead, so.
There's supposed to use the explosive b-
Herald, well... Listen, we can't all be winners, okay?
Ah, fuck that.
use the barrel? No. Don't thank you.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Is it better than the other sniper rifle I had?
It does less damage, it fires faster.
Hmm, I see.
Yes!
Yes!
Gunpowder large.
Oh god, go get that.
Is it in here?
Oh.
It's down here.
Drop something, sir. Thanks.
I don't see anything he's getting paid bro not enough not enough for all the shit that
he's going through and he's sick on top of that he's sick happy international women's
day. Every day should be a woman's day. Oh you think so? Do you not agree?
I'll be right back.
I'm just saying if the other sniper rifle is better than the new one that I got, or
if the new one is better than the other one, why not just sell it?
You know what I mean?
I... I prefer fast.
I'll just sell it.
Is this one like the classic 70?
There we go.
I can get a good charm for it too.
I can.
We're staging.
There we go.
This is so fully upgraded.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Oh my God, now have my gun on my back?
Now have it on my back.
You're looking at his back?
What?
Okay, wait. I'm trying to, like, re-choice my steps. I'm a little confused.
I forgot where I came from.
I came- I opened this thing.
Oh, I'm so lost.
I came out of here.
I went in here and I was like, oh my god, ah, ah, it's so scary, ah, I'm so scared,
ah, ah, ah, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, ah.
I don't want this, but I'm like, ah, ah, ah.
There's more scary monsters, ah, ah, I'm so scared.
Ah, I'm so scared, I'm so scared, ah.
And then I found this and I was like, whoa, crank, yeah, crank.
And I'm like, singy.
And then I go up the ladder, and I'm like, oh my god, ladder.
And then I'm like, oh my god, I'm so spooky.
Oh, I remember now, how could I forget?
Yes, but of course it is this.
Holy.
I
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
How does he see me?
Oh, I see him.
Come on, did I get him?
I got him!
Oh, feel shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god there's another one!
I
Oh God
oh my god I almost died holy shit
oh my god what the fuck
my armor I need to fix it oh my god look at my fucking back
I fucking tank the missile to the face.
This guy is a monster.
I'm sorry.
This guy is a fucking monster.
51 years old and he's tanking missiles to the face.
Oh my look at my back
Holy shit
Oh my god
Leon
Oh my fucking back
Oh my god
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Oh my, wait!
My bullet holes, they're disappearing.
They're slowly fading.
I am a monster.
Alright, here we go, back into the fucking...
horrific battle.
I'll be careful.
I'll be careful, no one peek out.
Oh
My god
My back!
Oh my god, I'm loading from here.
I don't want to look from there, I feel like it's bad, I don't want to look from there,
Why is the hole on my back even uglier now?
Coming from the stairs coming?
Fuck you.
There's a hole in the middle of my back.
Stop looking at my hole.
I'm very sensitive to you.
Stop that.
Stop looking at my hole, I'm very sensitive.
This was not what I meant when I asked Leon to show hold.
How bad is it, man?
How is it?
Oh!
Oh
Hey
Where's the other one?
Oh, I see him.
I see him.
He's right that there.
I got him!
How the fuck?
Oh, there's another one! He's running this way!
They're coming down.
There he is. Come on over here, bro.
They're all up there in that building.
It was another one that, like, ran, but I...
I don't know if that guy's still alive.
I don't see him.
I don't fucking see him, boss.
Can you guys see it?
Okay
Did he stop?
Well, I hear him. I just don't know where the fuck he is.
Is he in here?
You guys here?
Look over there.
No.
Shit.
That's not his head. I think one of those, like, see, there's nothing.
Oh shit, there's another one!
God damn it.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, okay, I gotta go fast.
Wait, are they coming out?
Okay, let's go.
These residents, they're so evil!
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh boy.
BOOM!
WHOO!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, this is scary.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, this is insane!
Oh my god.
Alright, I think it's just that guy who is somewhere up there.
above?
I'm alive.
Here we go.
Yeah, I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, man.
Oh!
No more zombies left to kill.
Bro, that was stressful as fuck.
Holy shit.
Guys, I just don't understand how...
Man, people, soldiers and people, you guys are brave, bro.
Holy fuck.
Soldiers?
You guys are fucking brave.
I can't take this shit, bro.
Service bros, you guys are fucking brave as shit.
This, like, this is a fucking game and I was shitting myself.
I can't imagine.
How terrifying this must be.
Oh my god.
I need more bullets!
I was only healing holy shit my armor's all fucked up
go grab a repair kit from container two in the central camp the signal receiver
got all beat up and transporting me to fix it I just got reassigned and can't
get it myself there's this one's up to you graves the chat said shirtless
It's not his house.
Wow.
I did it. I'm a technician.
Collect all the detonator parts.
I can use the mortar for what snakes?
What snakes?
I'm so glad I got the repair kit.
I'm so glad I got the repair kit. Yeah, if only I had this for the fucking spider.
Try leaving? Oh no. Wait in three minutes I gotta take meds. Maybe I should
wait I have a feeling something terrible is gonna happen the second I get off this
tower
something horrible is gonna happen
the Sun
Why is the sun?
It's time for our daily light therapy session, our daily dose of radiation poisoning.
Walkers!
Anyway, I heard they're making an American remake of Train to Busan, and they want, they,
supposedly Andrew Lincoln is going to be in it, and Mila Jovovich.
My two worlds colliding, bro.
If that's true.
If that is true, bro.
Heela, Joe Coco, yes!
Heela, Joe Coco!
The Resident Evil Walking Evil, Trained to Busan American Remake, it's called Last
Last train to New York.
Last train to New York.
Oh, the American remake has been indefinitely delayed, yeah, that's never getting made.
That's never getting made bro, never!
Well, dream's dead.
Well guys, dream's dead bros, dream's dead.
It was not a remake though, an American adaptation, which to me I think we don't need because
I feel like the original adaptation is already perfect already, we don't need a new adaptation
You know such a perfect thing.
Perfect.
What the fuck, don't nerd me.
Don't you nerd me.
You'll sit there and take your nerding.
What the fuck?
Work you!
A fork?
Every time someone brings an American adaptation for me to just think of the yakuza one a
American dub oh my goodness
Did you hear about the new mind goblin movie? Yeah mind goblin these nuts
I'm gargling my balls.
A parody would be trained to your mom?
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you saying?
Train to Puerto Rico.
Okay.
How would there be a train?
So tell me, tell me how a train to Puerto Rico would work.
What if there was a zombie movie that takes place in Puerto Rico?
How come there's never anything happen in Puerto Rico?
Why couldn't there be like a vampire movie from Puerto Rico or like a zombie movie?
Something happen in Puerto Rico because nothing ever happens there.
You know what?
I'm glad nothing happens there.
The whole world's gonna go to shit and our island is gonna be fine.
What are some of your cryptids?
Uh, fuckin' chupacabra and shit?
No, not chubaca, chupacabra!
I like it.
I like it.
It's not like, it's not like a cuckoo, a cuckoo is like a boogeyman.
We got a cuckoo.
Let me check Puerto Rican Spooky Legends Oh let's show a Vampiro, a Vampiro de Mocha
the vampire
the cuckoo?
and we have a cuckoo, the cuckoo is the boogeyman, he's like a boogeyman
we also got la yorona
we have la yorona
We have like a gargoyle type thing.
Where is Uppia?
Uppia.
Ancient Taino legends describe these as often shape-shifting spirits of the dead with no
navels that can take the form of humans or animals like owls.
La Garita del Diablo, an allegedly haunted sentry box at Castillo San Cristobal, in San
Juan where soldiers were said to disappear.
Oh yeah, I heard about this shit, the reigning frogs in el yunque.
In a yunke, we have like this rainforest called a yunke, we have a yunke, and there's like
this weird phenomenon that happens that all the kokis like they jump out of the trees
all at once, and it looks like it's raining frogs, so people start to say, oh my god,
it's raining frogs.
It actually happens.
just cookies jumping from trees it just looks like they're falling out the sky
oh yeah the the gigantes the gigantes that's like a cryptid
I like your name, Yasi Kaka.
Yasi Kaka, thank you so much for the raid though.
I hope you had a good stream.
I like your name, Yasi Kaka.
Kakakarade.
I almost done.
I like your name.
Very cool.
Oh, thanks, man!
Thank you so much for the raid, I hope you're a great stream!
Thanks all things, man.
Thank you, well thank you for the raid, though.
Let me finish taking my meds bruv.
Let me finish taking my meds bruv.
Ugh.
Yeah, look at that, look at some of the, the, the, the strange stories from Puerto Rico.
We got a vampire thing and keep shifting creatures and chupacabras and shit, a boogeyman.
I don't, we don't really believe in Bigfoot, not that I know of.
that shit you're carrying get rid of it that shit you're carrying get rid of it
yeah my parents always told me that was like an American thing
Oh and of course we have like Bloody Mary and shit.
the whole Bloody Mary shit.
Did you do it?
No, I didn't do that shit.
Are you crazy?
Not because I believed in it, but because
my mom always told me that doing stuff like that
manifests negative energy.
My mom, my mom always told me that shit.
So I never like...
My mom told me never to mess around with stupid shit like that.
Yeah, it's like bad vibes.
Cause it'll be like, but it's not real, it's not real, but...
It's bad vibes.
Like you're inviting negative, like negative energy into your surrounding space or whatever the fuck.
You believe in a kukui?
Ah, a kukou!
When I was a kid, yeah, my mom used to scare me with that shit.
She used to say,
Oh, a kukou, you're gonna eat a kukou!
We didn't call it kukui, we call it kukou, bro.
But it could be a kukui.
I know some people say it's kukui, but...
It was only the kukou.
What is that? And cuckoo's like...
And cuckoo's like a boogie man.
It's like the boogie man.
And like...
It's like if you were bad, and cuckoo was gonna come and get you.
You know?
Wow!
Wow!
That's the Coco! I love the coquitos!
Oh Conor help me.
Hello?
Hello?
hard livery oh that's small I didn't know we had that you're what you're
Loki oh hi how you doing good good good what's up bro so I'm ready to play some
freaking sliders freaking spy I don't want to play some freaking satisfy a
I'll flick it flick it.
You wanna flick and play some flit and flit and splat?
You wanna flick and play some splat and splat and splat?
Flick and Slice and Splat.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what this hanging mechanic is in the game.
Are you down to play by the way?
Yeah.
Can you give me ten? Can you baby sit chat?
I'll baby sit chat.
You okay? You go sit in your mouth?
Me?
Yeah.
No, I'm just kind of high.
Oh, okay.
I got bug.
Faced. Faced.
Alright, I'll take off my ass on top of my head.
Alright, I'll leave you to it.
I'll be back in ten.
Oh, okay.
What do you think he's doing?
What do you think he's doing, guys?
Pooping?
Ain't no way he's pooping.
Let's see what this is all about.
Deansho?
He wants to play the Sp-
Why did you go back up, Leon? Why?
He wants to play the Sp-
Play that.
Ooh.
Okay, now I understand.
The arm!
The arm, bro!
The Ambrose!
The Ambrose!
The ember!
It's a woman!
A woman!
Are we done?
Oh, my bad.
Oh, wait, is it over?
Chad, I'm sorry, I checked the motor.
Bye.
Good day sir.
Oh my god, my freaking arm.
My freaking arm.
My gun, did she drop anything?
My freaking arm!
What she did?
I almost missed it.
Oh, my balls!
Ugh!
How do we know what type of food does a healthy one wants to eat?
I just realized I saw my scarf on.
How's it going guys? You guys having a good day?
Oh my god, you know what I was talking about.
Oh no, it's all broken out of the floor.
Shari, got the signal receiver.
Okay, one component left.
By the way, I found some evidence of the Pentagon putting pressure on the PTA.
It appears the North American branch has been moving independently.
What?
I got an internal dispute. I think it's related.
That's all I've got. There's been an increase in government surveillance.
Looks like my fan base is growing.
Or fan base?
A man can break and hit me!
Watch your back.
I'll contact you again soon.
Oh, I got your six.
I got your six.
I'm a strong man in a world called America.
I'm a strong man in a miracle why is it so expensive
to repair my body or more.
I show my stuff!
Why would you go with that?
Might want to buy some of yours.
Should I?
Then I'm mad injector
I get the onion heels. I need them don't make it bond immediately
The naked man needs to be given to me immediately.
You know, monsters usually have a new game plus, I'll buy one, or not.
Just one only, though.
No more than one.
I fucked like old now.
Connor's chatting in the end. Connor's chatting and listening to-
Are you listening to me?
Okay, uh...
Get some fuel.
He means all the more and we speak.
Which way do I go?
But I'm so lost.
Well, according to my research, gasoline is this way.
Why am I walking there?
But of course.
But of course.
I love how the music starts playing so it's like whoa, whoa.
Here he comes.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Here she comes.
Whoa.
Oh, here she comes.
Let me get the shit out of here, bird.
There's nothing in here!
That boozled me! You tricked me!
Oh my god, oh my god, it doesn't have a good head on my shoulders.
Ice, once upon a time, there was a Vtuber, her name was Armast, and D.N.
They come out here, I'm D.N.
Oh yeah, and then down there that's where all that shit was.
You like my story?
Never ending story!
I wonder what it's like to go up on a ladder.
Probably not fun after all the noise that he made you went
Okay monsters come on now I
Missed a meningic you're weird
I guess I can.
Oh, she's shit.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm patrolling, looking for walkers, I'm looking for corals.
Have you seen him?
Carl!
Have you seen Carl?
Carl!
I hear you little shit.
where's Carl where's Carl?
Michonne!
Michonne where's Carl?
barrel!
I'm sorry, Sam Bridges.
Well, well, well, well!
What?
Scream?
Scream?
Well, I mean, I'm you're doing my walking dead roleplay.
What's that?
What's that look like?
I just, I just screamed all over the place.
I'll be a zombie in the roleplay.
Aaaaaaahhhh.
You think you wanna roleplay with me?
You gotta be a walker.
Okay, ummm.
Galaton!
Not happening there.
Aaaaaaahhhh.
Galaton!
Oh shit. Let me save my game.
Oh.
True pics happy International Womens Day
Are you seriously wishing me a happy International Womens Day?
That is pretty scary, I know but they they did dear
Hi
I'm all ready for mouse. Let me show off my new chapstick to you guys that chapstick
Yeah, I got a new chapstick guys. What do you guys think?
We just think about chapstick ice
This one is a good
Upstick three. It'll look nice
They look good. We reckon mouse
He thinks they have a pop of color
He's got some color. Yeah
I think I might be fucked.
Well, at least I have this.
I think I might be fucked.
Why would you be fucked?
Because I can't save.
Because I'm stuck in here.
And I don't think I can save until I get out.
Ooh, well, better get out.
Oh, I wasn't here?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, you need to get out. Yeah.
I'm in the gas station.
Did you just get in there?
Yeah, I jumped down.
Alright. Yep, you...
Well, yeah, you gotta finish that section.
Okay, I will finish this section and I will come join you.
Alright. Good luck.
Is that okay?
Yeah. Good luck.
Okay.
That's hot section.
It is?
No, I'm kidding.
You gotta do the boss fight? What's the mini-boss?
There's a boss fight.
There's a boss fight in here!
Yeah?
How about I just quit?
No, no, no, no.
Do it. Fight the boss.
Okay.
Wait, how long are you gonna be on?
I'll probably do like one full run, and then I'll get off.
Oh, well, they're gonna start running without me.
Uh, no, no, I'll wait for you.
Oh, you wait for me?
Hmm.
I can do this.
You got it.
You sure?
Yeah, right.
Really?
You got this.
You're gonna watch me?
I'll wait till you're done. Then you can save.
Okay.
Well...
Mommy!
If you're reading this, please go back to the hotel.
There are lots of creepy people around.
And they make strange noises.
There are fires.
Mommy, it's really scary.
I'm okay.
I bet Daddy's friend, Mr. George, remember him?
He's going to evacuate me to a police station in his police car.
And I'm sure Daddy will be there.
Love you, Mommy.
That was like a pronunciation I'd do.
What?
Evacuate.
Huh?
Do you like it?
What's scary?
Are centipedes or spiders?
Ugh.
They both make me throw up.
Which one's the worst?
Well, I have a thing where I don't like centipedes, but I also really, really hate them because...
I really hate them because...
My mom is like deathly afraid of them, where mom says they're bad omen.
Yeah, that mean that's true.
Well, I hope we don't fight big ones.
What?
Hm? What?
What do you mean?
Oh, the giant centipede?
Is that the reason why you mentioned the centipede?
Is that what's coming?
Maybe.
Oh, fine.
You must kill the number two.
Oh, you got one. Oh, nice. Grab that thing. Grab that thing.
Yeah.
I mean, you have a couple. I'm too...
Aw.
Whoa.
Let me just slide so I can try to get to the place.
Let's leave.
What's in there?
You're Jim Sloan? I'm gonna be Jim Sloan.
Oh, that, that, you know...
You gotta go pop the gas tank outside.
I don't want to let go of his chainsaw.
What the hell?
I just want to put it in my ass.
Well, you can't.
Just take it outside.
What if I don't want to take it outside?
I just want to store it in my ass.
Take it. Go to the point you need to go to.
You need to take the chainsaw then.
I saw the way his eyes locked on the door, but no, they're not locked in.
Huh?
Your eyes locked in on the door?
No.
There's my mouth already biting you.
How do I get out of here?
You have a chainsaw cut the door down
Holy shit!
I'm stuck in a fire because I'm a fucking idiot!
AHHHHHHH!
Yeah, this is a play where my life doesn't change, right?
Huh?
Can you say it's a play?
Uh...
Can you still hear?
Oh my god, he's holding it!
You might not want to let them have that.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Happy International Women's Day.
To me, mouse and all the ladies in chat.
You know, my mum always used to say,
40 is the new.
30.
Lovely woman once through two-band from driving.
I did it!
AAAAAAAH!
Oh, fuck.
AAAAAH!
It's only case done!
Oh my god.
There's ice.
Not the pencil!
No!
Holy f**k.
Huh?
Oh
Holy shit
Geez
Well, then
That was the center beam. Yeah, I'm kidding. There's no center. Why do I why did you say that to me?
You're a little bit full. All right, so then go to the oil tanker at the
You should see it
I
Would you tell me there's sentry when there's no fucking Santa beads
Uh a jovial prank don't you see I'm a woman afraid of bugs a
Jovial prank like I don't feel very jovial
The tank to your right and
Let's go out in the tunnel.
Jovial fly.
Jovial?
What the heck?
How dare you?
Can you not feel?
I love this animation because your hands disappear.
Where'd they go?
Alright.
I got some fuel.
Oh, wait.
How the fuck do I get out of here now, this way?
Uh, you remember the door that you couldn't open?
The door that I couldn't open.
Yeah, you'll see, you'll see.
Oh yeah! This door.
I just wasted half of the fuel now.
No, no, no, you haven't done it.
Can I refill it?
No, no, no, you can't refill it.
No?
No.
Are you sure?
I can get back to the base camp.
He's so buff.
Oh look, look who it is, bro.
I
Need that
I'm just a shiny bullets
He's need this one
You're actually a living I mean it's the only way
I mean he's coming closer
I miss
I missed again! No!
What the fuck?
Sometimes I'm so good, but sometimes I'm so ass
That's not what it is man
You got a blitz
Who is dead now?
I like that you get the points cuz you know when you've killed them
Yeah, that the confirmation is good
I like the confirmation
My watching corner mouse while I'm watching now, so if you guys have to say a point and we're playing slightest by
I did it. Congratulations. I'm a man in America. Happy Woman's Day. Happy Woman's Day.
Why were you annoyed about that when I said that earlier? What? I wasn't annoyed? What
do you mean? You were like, wow, really? And then you
and you screamed.
I screamed because the zombie bit my leg!
It was because women were being celebrated and you saw that drunk so you screamed in horror.
What?!
What do you mean?!
Just be honest.
Why are you such a dummy?
Hey.
Alright, well, you wrap that up. I'll start slaying the spine.
Okay, I'm on my way.
There's no rush. I'm gonna look at the cards.
You're gonna look at cards?
Yeah, I wanna look at what cards I have available.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I like the game. Like, good and fun.
Is that good and fun?
It's good and freaking fun.
It's so full, it can sweet.
I haven't seen one.
Well there's so many shop relics I haven't seen in so long.
Wow.
Bing Bong.
I believe Bing Bong's in this game, but it makes sense.
Bing Bong's in... what game?
Oh, it's plan.
Yeah, I think the studios are like next door to each other.
Oh, that's so cute.
That's so sweet.
Got all the residents were so evil today.
You didn't even use the chapstick? Yeah, I know. I should wait.
You're waiting for what? You to see.
Me to see. Me to see what? One new chapstick. You want to see it? Yeah, let me see.
I
Show me all right some string
Mine mine
You don't even
Use it right now. You would do that
Mine right you don't want it right I do
Hmm
I
Parched I need to use it. Okay. We can use it one time and then it's mine
What the heck? No, it's all right. I've got one. I've got one right here
This one's mine at back up there what you have two
That's yours
It's mine. I also just fiddle with it. Nice. I just like to do this function
Oh no.
I am not.
What, Mac?
Mac, Mac!
I'm not.
But I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
No one said you can't fiddle.
Women won't even let you fiddle anymore.
Men can fiddle all the time.
It's fine.
Fiddling is fine.
No one's holding it against you.
you know
you can't feel it
it's fine
there's no rules against fiddling
are there's no fiddling there's no fiddling
what?
what'd you go for?
What are you reading cards?
Reading cards.
He's reading cards.
Oh shit, I wasn't trying to chat. I was helping them.
No.
Meow.
No
Oh, hey, this is that
Double the damage all hang cards do to somebody Wow
You love to be inspiring
Reds let's go like
Godlike.
Godlike.
I'm calling a game.
Mmm.
What?
Much longer from all.
Looking for more.
Okay, not these hand cards that are... I don't know.
Oh, he's examining all his cards, babe.
I'm a tree salmon cards. I'm very smart.
It's kind of funny that we set our clocks forward today so women get one less hour of celebration bro. Are you telling me?
They, they stole everything.
I can't believe this.
They really stole everything.
Daylight savings time on International Woman's Day.
Can you believe such a thing?
You saved?
Yeah I did I'm done.
Shush!
Yes I saved.
I saved.
I saved bro.
Hmm.
How about you?
You been?
Oh he's just gone now.
You're welcome.
What are you gonna play?
I don't know.
Oh, we can do ascensions now.
I didn't have the option to do that before.
Oh.
We'll do an ascension.
Why not?
Oh, a friend might want to join in.
to join in oh a friend might want to join in a friend yeah kind of friend are we talking
uh someone we've slayed this spy with once before really hey he said he said he's down
is it a three-peat it's a three-peat bro oh she the school
the squeakle the squeakle the squeakle is peace sherman uh no it's not fine you should
pull him and join you just wanted to play you should feel a lot of the fucking game that's
my boy i love the game you should feel a lot of the game dude wait if pizza and pizza
means you can't just do one run sherman i mean we had to at least no because like
The run was three hours yesterday.
Rookie man.
That is one run.
Two runs is like 4 AM for me.
Rookie numbers.
Rookie numbers.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna stream 50 hours a day.
Yo, yo, yo!
I've been streaming for 11 hours today.
Yo!
Oh my god, that's too many.
I'm extreme shit
so based
I've been playing slay this by our two all day. What am I?
Yeah, I did a couple of runs and by a couple all the hours just kind of bleed away
That's the problem with this game is that starting one run is just like yeah, I would like time to be gone. I
Am kind of committed to like oh
I want to beat it the the boss level like tier 3 whatever level 3 on each one before I progress
Oh, yeah, I gotta say I was I was talking a lot of mad shit on you yesterday
I was like, oh look at the guy's hands just getting bigger. Huh, huh is this class is kind of complicated
Well, I also just didn't I played it badly too
No, don't give me an out P. I you've been a good friend, but I was asked yesterday and there's no two ways about it my friend
So I think if you're in the run by the way, it doesn't affect your run if you
You can just join ours, and then your solar run is still saved. I believe
Looks like that's the case. So
That's fired up
Well, he does
He's gonna play, but I'll tell you what
What do you want to play?
Um
I will get my pot, anything really. I'll let you guys choose first and I'll defer, I'll defer this time.
I'm gonna put it on ascension too, whatever we do by the way.
Oh! An Ancients only heal 80% of your missing HP.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna do Iron Chat one last time.
Iron Chat!
What's wrong with that man?
I just think he's cool.
He's going fast.
I mean I'll be the silent again. I like being the silent poison.
Okay, and should I care I mean what would you guys want to play?
I haven't seen you played defect yet. You want to see you want to see my defect?
You want to see it? All right, you know, I'm ringing out for you. I'll bring it out for you. I'll bring out my boy
I'll bring out my boy thief. Oh
You're that gene
Okay, he's really freaking cool. I don't like it when you call him that
Alright, whenever you rest at a rest site, raise your hand from my XHP by 4, oh I'm gonna put my camera in the right place as well for this.
Your camera.
Okay.
What the hell, where's my camera?
Your camera.
With the Nyao's Torment, that's a good fun card.
Yeah, I'm just told that. Is there one of these to hang out with me?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's actually Pete.
Let's do it to transform.
No, I'm my torment.
Do you also have a trigger or lightning against the enemy?
Whoa, that's kind of cool. What a cool card.
Okay, I got a pretty good start.
Yes, finally a different boss. Oh my gosh.
Lol, defect. Okay, who's right in there? That's Pete, okay.
That's Mouse! Mouse is red!
Well, that's not I'm just trying to point fingers.
All right, where are we going?
I see where we can hit up the most elite.
We can get the most loot and it looks like it's going to be.
We should probably go this way.
That's right.
We recognize sounds good.
Oh, I'm not so trolling.
Perfect.
Oh, are you drawing the thing from the mention yesterday
that I didn't look up the goat's ear or whatever?
What the hell?
Well, she was she was like one of the bosses is a goat goat's ear
or something goat's ear and I don't remember the word.
But and now she's drawing it.
My only one going to this path.
What's going on?
Where are we going Connor?
Yeah, we're gonna go this path, sorry.
He hates us.
I'm so excited to play with you guys.
I don't.
No one play with me.
Oh, what? You start with less health too?
I never know.
Uh, no, that's probably a choice you made.
I think we all started with less health.
Did you guys take a what was your option when you took it?
I just chose a Niau's, Niau's, yeah I think it's like 80%.
On women's day too man fuck.
It's a lot bro.
It's a lot bro.
Just don't get hit.
Why am I small?
That's like real life.
I knew that was gonna.
I'm gonna attack vulnerable to him. There you go, boys.
Why do I block so much? Why do I block for so much damage?
Well, I mean, there's no rush. He's not gonna like strengthen, so he's still...
Lookin' small.
Let's help and small on Woman's Day.
Oh, game full block.
Oh my god, I didn't see that card.
Uh...
Wait, I didn't get to...
I'm trolling, sorry.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa, what was that card?
That was what I was talking about.
It was like...
Yeah
That's you madam Cosby. Well, that's the second I wonder if you can upgrade it. I believe you can
I'm gonna put you guys got oh, I'm not gonna do shit
I did not do a single thing
Please let me go defense this time. I really enjoyed I did a run yesterday where it was like all defense. It was fun
Why did I get any?
Don't forget to get locks guys.
I know it's exciting to get the bigger tap cards, but locks are just as valuable.
I want to go pure tank, honestly.
It was fun, but I didn't get any.
If you get barricaded early on, you can do it.
That is a very good go-to mask.
What?
Do you like it?
Yeah, very good.
Oh, we have to all choose. Okay. Do you guys want to lose 18 health and get more money or get free money?
Basically, it's 100 gold for 18 health. That's a lot of health for just 100 bucks. Yeah, actually with that, there might be a lot of health. Hold on.
Yeah, we don't have a shop anytime soon, so I think it maybe it's not worth it. No.
So like, do we have a fire after? We do have a break after the first to leave or we can go into a rest.
What are we, are we going for the freebie?
baby well you have two camps ahead of them nice to upwards okay the effect
looks totally different in this one yeah he's thick BAM he did he had to
rebuild himself a lot did he get so the lore in this game it is sequential after
it's like continuing the story from last time right yeah I'm not exactly sure how
long after but he basically was destroyed and rebuilt himself which I think is
just fucking cool as shit but vulnerable on him yes it was fraud
What the hell? Stop doing calculations.
This is Master's calculations.
This is Master's math.
Stream time.
That is the Master's stream time.
Yeah, I got such a cool card.
This is a new one. Lighting all day. This definitely wasn't in the old game.
The odds are so sick.
I get offered that every run. I think they feel sorry for me.
This game is just so sick man.
Why is this game so good?
Oh, he's never mind.
Yeah, I'm the defect, don't forget.
The defect.
What the fuck?
Okay, okay man.
Channel 2 dark, at the end of your turn.
Okay, I guess I'm going.
Oh, I guess this will do.
Aw.
Okay.
What are you looking at, Mast?
Beautiful. Phantom Blade and Blade Dance.
Whatever you want.
What is Ascension 1?
Sorry about you two, our stream's got a match, by the way.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, sorry about that, Pete.
What is Ascension 1 and, as a modifier, more elites, I think, or what?
More elites, yeah, which is almost a good thing.
Hmm.
I mean, I think if you can get like, you know, it's supposed to be like Blackstone,
can fight for elites I mean at that point you know you should be disgustingly
RP work for me the last two runs he did together right yeah
Uh, you ready?
Cal, do a shot, Shannon.
I don't know which one to get.
Cal, which one should I get?
Plant them blades or blade dents.
Three.
I mean, as you start getting on, you know, you should know your deck better than Shad.
Shad doesn't know, Shad.
Wow, we get a five-in-a-sev.
A fellow night bread!
Hi, Candy!
Oh, nice. Get it. I can get that fraud, bro.
A little fraud. Get that little fraud.
Ooh, get a vulnerable nice. Where's this?
Uh, he's going to debuff us. We'll give us two cards.
Is it like the burner goop or something like that?
It's a timecard.
Which they actually nerfed.
Oh no, buffed it.
Oh fuck.
Oh here we go.
Can we kill any of these guys this turn?
I have two attacks.
I did nothing.
I got one swing in and that was...
That was all I was good for.
One swing p.
Tiny tank, one swing p.
I can I can drink a potion if you think it's worth it, but I'm also watching a team Japan throw this game away against the Aussies
Oh, no, I'm sure we didn't get tickets to go
You just wanted to know I was like damn
I'm gonna add I'm gonna add a vulnerable to one of these guys other than
And the back one give me a second
Before you attack the back one. There we go
No way Japan loses right? That's not where oh well
They've clinched a round to the quarters, which they're moving all the games to America, which I was like really
Oh, I was having fun watching these
but
They should not lose to Australia is a really good game yesterday against Korea, which they barely won
So, and the emperor and their families at the game time,
first time they've been to a game in 70 years.
Oh, wow.
Pretty cool.
Wow.
They can get tickets, but I can't.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I just got a such a sick card.
Whoa, all players gain two energy.
Exhaust. Oh my God.
Wait, that's so sick.
What the fuck?
and then on wait that's so sick that's amazing yeah that's awesome what the hell
also I got a feed plus card as my draw which means I have to get the finishing
hit oh the the legendary one oh yeah this is so sick so please don't well
tells if you draw it okay yeah I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the energy search
Surge cart so that we can we can all get extra energy
What's up, what are you what are you gonna nor are you gonna? Oh you got in venom?
Poison build I'm trying to poison
Oh poison poison poison
I'll go in on feed see if we can get this to work
I feed if you get this early it's like inside yeah okay by the way I have a I
have a flex potion okay first of all I have the energy surge if you guys need
it if you guys have like big turns yeah I'm kind of good as well what I'm gonna
open up with a big BAM 35 this guy is gonna be a problem I'm just letting you
No, no he sucks. He's my least favorite
No, you should definitely play that in venom though a hundred percent you should play that
His I've been in rules
This guy's the worst guy you have a flex potion if someone needs it as well
What I got my feed card a little early
The feed does good damage though, 5 damage right?
Yeah, but it exhausts.
So I'm gonna save it, I think I can use it.
Okay, he's gonna start hitting us now, so we have to try our best.
Yeah, he is gonna get scary now.
Wait, I can make him weak.
No, I can't.
Brother, this guy stinks!
That's all I can do is vulnerable, I'm a piece of shit.
I don't know. He's not hitting me.
Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, he's gonna hit us.
I would say probably like...
Ah, it's just, it's possible he's annoying.
I think he's annoying because he's just wearing a sheet.
True.
And he's showing his turties.
I'll run him up slow.
I'm just having to thank you.
I'm going to drink my potion f this guy exhaust your hand
Yeah, I would have been better at everything.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I- what portion is GF mouse?
I don't have any. None.
I was not so lucky.
Alright, now hopefully I draw a feed.
Damn, well we gotta kill him next turn. Fuck, that was unlucky we couldn't kill him.
I think actually I could have killed him if you guys had just waited and told me I was down when she had.
I drew a feed, I drew a feed! I can do 12 damage so I just gotta get the final hit.
Wait, wait, okay, so you need that final hit.
final hit I can do wait I wait hold on okay wait don't don't hit a mouse
kill him kill him kill him kill him yeah I already calculated thank you
Ooh, data disk.
Data diskies.
Tee.
I got a great relic.
Right, right.
I got the relic that upgrades two random cards.
Both went on defend.
L.
Well, I'll be sure to defend about it now.
You didn't do that very well yesterday.
I have like 170 health oh
I haven't seen this problem before oh my god transform a car
100% give me that
I get rid of a track. Oh
What the I don't know I got a rack up
Then what an echo for my beloved my beauty take a form wait, let's go
Oh
Was just yet I got
I'm doing like the vulnerable thing again, they're giving me all vulnerable card just called up
What does data disk do data disk gives you one extra focus so your orbs do one plus everything?
I don't really want the bigger one time many orb gaming
Anyone on why anything in particular I
I guess the vigor would be good for me. I guess right yeah, you can open up and you hit the first hit was a more
The kind of lateral money mouse I want to come on now, bro. Let's go. I'll take the money then
Take your damn candles
I had to reach all the way across the table.
I'm gonna heal because we're gonna have to fight an elite.
As much as I want to upgrade, I'm gonna...
Oh god damn it.
19 health.
Well it feels so bad, but fuck it I have to do it.
It does.
I mean you don't have to heal unless you don't want to, but you're smart too.
I would have been lucky to do it.
Connor
I come in look at my boy my boy echo form chat. I'm so fucking happy. That's my go right there reading bash. It feels disgusting
What's bash is that the oh the the vulnerable oh fuck this guy's the worst he we already had the worst I thought not genuine genuine asshole
Oh shit, sweetly, thank you so much for the red out there, great story, David, read the...
Alright, burn this guy down as well.
Yeah, this guy's not too bad, it's the thingy ones that I'm most worried about.
Oh, I think that's what he pukes for.
Yeah, yeah, the little guys.
Well, luckily he's not doing- he doesn't do too much damage to you.
What?
As long as we don't as long as we kill them on not this turn the next turn we at least oh
Can we show on this time you're acting I?
Can do
15 damage not very impressive I can do a little bit more I
Rather not yeah
I don't want to take all this damage, but I might have to no I don't have to I'm just gonna lose echo form
Wait, it takes a ton of hits for it 16. I'm just gonna pin sap
Oh next power play cause zero
Thank you shit. I didn't read that card
I
Have my echo form so we should be okay
Okay, I
Can do you know I have energy surge would it help you guys if I gave you all energy right now?
I think you guys should be able to kill him a 20, right?
What would you say that it doesn't really help me?
I think we can I only defense left some good.
I I can have you guys kill him.
Well, now this is going to get him or where he's going to die this turn from a poison
take.
17.
So we end up if if we kill him now these guys spawn.
Do you guys have any more cards you can play?
No.
Not really.
They're just defense.
Although...
Okay.
Yeah.
That's fine, fine.
I'll just try and kill one, then.
Hopefully I can feed one of these bitches.
Home run by Japan though.
They're up 2-1.
Woohoo!
Okay, so I have...
Hold on.
Don't have done...
Oh, sorry.
That's fine, fine, fine.
the first card I play my turn triggers twice so I'm gonna if you can get that
one down to 27 without me hitting it will die the first one yeah the first
one will die you don't need to block as much you can get down to 27 no that's
all I could do I have no one's yeah you stop whoa what was how did you just
what is that skill that's my invoking orb skill okay unfortunately that's I'm
gonna take a lot of damage again I didn't draw any block cards oh six damage
here sucks okay that's fine we should go kill the guy on the end okay kill the
guy at the end I gotta be there gonna be fucking take me hold on a minute I'm
I'm gonna kill the guy at the end for myself, okay?
Yeah, yeah, do it, do it.
I'm sitting watching.
Then I'm going to defend up.
I'm gonna do 20 block this turn and zero last turn.
I fucking hate this game sometimes.
and
we're going to get a great relic
more block
Okay, I'll see you later.
I don't have any strength!
I can do 12 damage to all enemies.
Nice.
If that helps.
My orbs will do a good chunk of damage because one of them is going to evoke here.
So I think I'll do a decent, yeah, a little bit.
And there's some in the start of my turn.
Oh my god, so close.
That's a...
He's gone.
This guy sucks.
Yeah
All right, nice we did take a fair bit of damage there, but
All I can I got a flanking card
Oh
It's not it's not bad because Pete also has the stop with a vigor as well
So do you draw it right away he can use it with his feast or you can come over feast
That's
I guess
You can re-roll it.
I think both of them, yeah.
No matter what.
Do we choose or is it up to us?
No, it's re-roll.
It normally uses your good cards first.
Wait, what?
It's doing it twice?
Don't lose too much of your health.
I see what it means now.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm an idiot.
Oh, no.
Is that my zap?
I don't really care about my zap being gone, to be honest.
This channel has two linings for me.
I'm so done.
Right?
It's not worth losing 20 HP for a good card by the way.
Like just cut your losses at some point.
because we have a guarantee the lead coming up so we gotta be careful
what is this spaghetti monster thing?
okay let's see here
that is a dream turn one for me my god
oh you can even give him strength p
what I do it was I
I gave him strength but I also it was fine
It's just, it's fine.
No, I hate you.
It's just, even the other guy.
Yeah, he just, that's fine, that's fine.
Is it like permanent?
Yeah.
Okay, that card sucks then.
What if I did it again?
Okay, would getting energy help you guys?
Uh, yeah, I could do a lot of damage and I can't,
but um.
How many of you guys have both of the like
expensive cards in your hand?
I have, I do.
Mass?
What do you mean?
help you if I gave you energy fuck it I'll just give it to you thank you okay
you did to her but I actually did well it's from all of you go oh I was like
I'll take that um can I make him I'm gonna make him stronger again really
good I go ahead man you already fucked me once that's fine it's fine but you
wait that did help you my god you have any cards you have to get to play like
I get the butt.
You play your whole back.
Alright.
Yeah.
I got this guy.
I'm both my own channel.
Oh, yeah.
I might get feed.
I got feed.
I got feed.
I got feed.
Take it.
Take it.
Wait, damn.
That's huge for you.
You've got that every fight.
Yeah.
Almost every fight.
Finally.
Feed the beast.
Yeah.
Feed the beast.
Yeah.
Feed the beast.
Yeah.
Feed the beast.
Yeah.
Feed the beast.
You got feet?
One more block, I feel like I got a lot, I feel like I don't want one.
That's good, that's good.
Alright, so this league goes well.
Oh god. Ewww!
This is probably the better one, we've gone through all of them at this point, this is probably the better one, to be honest.
I want to make a move.
I mean I would definitely play in them first nice weeks nice if you have a big turn as
well Pete I have strength first if you don't forget.
Okay, I see if you think you you know, I'm gonna drop the energy thing next turn
No, no, you're fine. You still have more health than me even after this attacks. Don't worry. Oh
Oh, you have or Calcum as well. Oh
Yeah
Don't forget. So if you sometimes if you ever like a only five I have energy by the way
If you're all
Okay, let's see here. I have energy unit. Actually, I'm gonna play I have to clap
God I love that
Isn't that sick? It's so sick. Well, do you have a big son Pete? Where are you? I have a
Motion Pete. Oh, yeah, I can go. Yeah. Give it to me. I want more
You're gonna like this this little combo we got going. Oh, give him strength
I
Didn't strengthen the turn he's gonna do this bullshit. I know I got excited again
I got it. I got a drink my portion on myself now. I got to I got too hyphy
You got a high just
That's your Thomas. Oh, you're foreign. You still wow
Yeah, I'm done.
Wait, are you selling energy?
Yep.
My body's fucking dead!
She gets that cool thing that she's got.
This feed can do 21 damage if we can get him down to 21.
21?
I don't think I can though.
I'll hold off and see.
I mean, I...
I don't have any more damage unfortunately.
unfortunately it's gonna take eight poison damage but yeah I don't have much I'm sorry
Pete that's all good I'm gonna I might draw it next round so here's what we're gonna do
Okay, we're gonna do that, we're gonna do this.
Oh you saw a face?
Wait, I have 12 damage in my hand if you...
Oh, that's okay, I wouldn't have been enough.
I'll draw, look, I know my deck.
No, I'm just gonna rip that card right at the top.
Oof, now sure, same health as me now.
Oh, God!
Wait, she's this!
I did draw it! I did! Hold on a minute, here we go!
I got it!
I got it!
Oh, babe!
Nicely done!
Nicely done!
Ooh, regal pillow, don't mind if I do.
Hmm.
Okay.
Gotta feed and eat.
I'm gonna have to I can mend again
Who's? Who's on the train?
That's nice.
I've got all three records already, it's not bad.
I think that's prudent to heal here.
Can I sleep enough?
Oh god!
Well, actually I could upgrade armaments instead.
I would upgrade armaments.
They'll bring you home useful.
We're gonna be fine guys.
Hey, this boss is the one with the little minions.
Little minion boss.
Brothers
We're gonna we're gonna take out the little guys first you have to be killing me what is this hand?
I'm gonna every single block I have in my deck now. I'm gonna draw three cards, okay?
This is the worst fucking hand I could draw in my life
I think the place here is I'm gonna lower the
This sucks cuz next time I'm gonna draw into
What I do zero damage. Oh
Fuck yeah, nice. What would you do this time?
nine oh
Like oh, did you ever the cards?
Yeah, I didn't see.
I'm going to draw a zero block next turn, oh fuck.
Sentient 2, no joke.
Well I would play that, you know, in Venom or something, like some kind of scale in
card.
Yeah.
I tried to get those things off.
What the fuck?
Excuse me?
Where did you go honey?
What the fuck is this turn?
Oh, wait, good news.
I got no difference.
Your energy, your energy.
Wait, I got flanking dude.
Is it bringing an attack or no?
You might have something.
Yep.
Um, what's flanking?
I guess all I have is damaging moves.
So...
I'm going to unleash the middle one, Pete.
You're going to use damage, okay.
Alright, count on me to bring the heat.
You deal two times the damage to this enemy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, everyone at work's on.
Oh, nice.
Fucking get this guy.
Get his axe, bro.
You can kill him this turn.
It's getting me close.
I don't think so, though. You're right.
I'll give it a shot.
Get his cloak, the mask, nothing.
I'm ready.
why I played the wrong order but it's fine
if you're vulnerable you might have been able to
whoa what is that card
I was a conflagged luring
I conflagged
oh you had one
tell me for the big boss
I did not make him do that
no I didn't do it I misclicked
it was right next to the defend I wanted to use
oh fuck
are you gonna live no oh yes well I only have five extra help there this is a
you guys run what you guys got it what I mean I can make somebody weaker though
should I put in the front guy or the back that back guys into the most
downstairs time well it's vulnerable week oh that's week that's weak
I got all my damn
I know I threw again. I'm so dumb. I'm so dumb. I'm gonna go take a break. I have tiny tank
I'm okay
Or a like I think I killed myself by exactly one. No, I cuz I we know I did
He's dead fuck that's you guys don't worry about it so bad that you're dead. No it's not I had nothing but bad cards
damn he's bad
no no you guys got this he only has five twenty six left sixty two
Master you have any what have we got here we gotta get these two more
fuck I got like no damage this time
well I got poison and I got a strike
that's it
all I got
all right
all I got bro
Okay, this is going to be a rough one.
Oh
Oh, that's not good
I
Believe in you
I'll get your potions if you have them
true you're only in good that's right for me okay nice that would have helped
if you did that this top yeah okay well you're gonna block no I had posted
this point fire damage where I feel like this 25 20 okay I mean that's
that's that's that's good
better than nothing right yeah I knew I could count on you guys look as you go
He needs 12 damage to kill him, he's dead, nice good job, he's dead now, so if you
have any more block, so that's how you're going to die, oh you're going to live just
about, oh my god.
No fucking way.
Oh my god.
Uh, yeah, but we're in danger.
I'm in big trouble.
I have like no damage, fuck.
He dying sucks.
If I had like any defense ever, you would have...
You're right, that's it.
I believe...
Fuck!
I'm just gonna have to fucking block. I can't attack.
That's fine. You just block for now. Let me try to build a poison mark. Just make sure
you just can't die basically so your priority of your turn is to always block enough.
I feel like that was pointed at me. That's gonna do. The priority is to not die.
I'm gonna do it. I do.
What?
Don't.
I drove.
Goodnight.
You're alive.
You live on my turn.
No.
I'm not.
You do.
I did the math.
Stop.
Ain't no way.
I did the math.
You did the math.
Perfect.
I mean, I need to double charge better.
I need to double energy for next time.
how we survive this you will you will you will I just have solo damage I don't
have a good damage you just gotta you just gotta fucking need you any damage
you got them oh I could either poison or put seven poison or strike poison poison
that's what I'm saying it's actually it's actually that's what I'm saying
he's gonna take a while and he's buffing himself which is making our
This is your finest moment man. You got this.
Oh dude, I just got to get to the tank.
Yes you do. Your tank is all dicked up.
I don't have an idea.
I'm just here. You got this.
He's weakening me now like I'm not already like a joke he sees the threat.
That was the worst drive ever seen a human have.
Okay, look at him go stacking that defense up getting the lightning
Blocked everywhere
I'm gonna watch you skip two hours
I don't like that look at that you're right.
I love that you have five potion slots but nothing to use.
Destroyed my fucking life man.
Whatever you do don't get him down to like 150 then make us feel like we're gonna have a chance here, and then you blow it
Okay, don't say that out loud
Yeah, don't blow it oh
God it consumes all the fucking pros every time oh
That's so much damage he's doing next turn that's only 27
You've done four hundred damage to him by yourself
Is it 27?
9 times 3?
Yes
Just sit back and enjoy him winning
Look at the blocks
This is where you just do crazy damage.
Alright, you got him to the mystical 150, now don't blow this, we're already in hope mode.
Now I really believe.
I believe.
This is like, I've never believed in something so much in my life.
He's under 100, do not throw.
I
What would wongo do wongo was lost to fucking right now he would lock the fucking in
Everything you spray oh god
Oh fuck.
Please go.
Oh.
Literally 41.
You might, dude.
You might kill me.
I don't know.
That is actually impossible.
You got all the way down to the final hits.
There's no way.
I do not believe this.
Oh, I think I could block all this though, luckily.
Please God.
got
got his ass boys we live another day
we live another day
oh my god bro
Thank God I did damage at the beginning though, you would have been so screwed.
That was so close though.
Yeah, that was close bro.
Wow, that was awesome.
That was really well played.
Do genetic algorithm they added the back and it's a fucking epic card. Are you serious?
I'm looking at my car options here you take all the time you deserve it
Without stressful not good I think I gotta say you did better
I appreciate that
I honestly am taking you can no longer gain gold
Wait, I kind of want to take that. I'm taking that ectoplasm. That's so peak
I'm good. I've never been about money. I've been about experiences
Where would you take ectoplasm? I never gangled again gold. I don't need it. I'm all about money
You die with zero can't take it with you
energy does transform three cards upgrade them it's kind of chaotic it'd be
huge
last row lab is kind of crazy man I don't know
I might be throwing that if I get absolutely cold so just transform all
strikes why not
There's no transform. Oh my god. Why did I do this?
You know what?
I'm gonna fit my deck fuck it. I'll do the small thing so I think I think I
Okay, did you get anything kids? No
Oh
God, I do want to hit up a sharp peak if you don't mind. Yeah, I got 500 bucks memory to spin
I'm counting a lease right now one two three
Okay, so I think then the root is I think it's
If we want to hit up every really possible I'm ready to feed again
I'm ready to die.
No, no, no.
Rubber match.
313 for a tonneller?
Gee, vulnerable.
Whoa.
Bro loves doing that.
It just, it hurts so bad when you're the last one to cast vulnerable after everyone
popped off.
That's true.
How did I not see that defend plus? I'm actually dumb oh boy
I need a good card from this fight with this guy I
Have 14 cards on my back
What is your deck, Miles?
It's the most random shit you can ever see.
You got a fan of knives, though, hidden daggers?
Yeah, it's, uh...
Are you sure?
You got a knife trap!
Did you get that, or did you do that random?
It was all random.
Dude, wait, you got some amazing cards here.
Oh, God.
What the fuck?
You got some garbage, but you got some really good cards.
Yeah, you think so?
Yeah.
You think so, bro?
Yes.
Connor is the tank, mouse's peak, and it's the goat.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
He died first, last round, halfway through the boss's headpiece.
I'm going to go piss.
I did not even get halfway through.
That is not goat behavior.
Oh, I have to discard two cards.
Oh, shit, that's not good.
I don't live in the past though, Cod.
I just do whatever does the most damage this time, man.
Huh?
Do whatever does the most damage to him.
Uh...
This card does not mean permanently get rid of it.
No, I know. I'm just trying to think.
I wonder how I'm gonna do this.
That's also good for any cards that have sly in them, don't forget.
Yeah.
Rosh then Snakebite tries to save.
Yeah.
You don't need any block right now because you have 44 blocks of damage.
I am such an idiot.
I have a bowler hat that gains 20 additional gold.
And I said no more gold.
Bowler hats are so lame.
Wow, that's a lot of damage from us.
Hey, what the fuck?
Okay.
Wow!
That's my turn. That's it.
one card
well a to holy yeah we do need to right now
squad the squad's doing it
mouses master sometimes goes absolutely dicko mode out of nowhere
best part is muscle sale world wash is doing it
I
Didn't see I think I would I would not stop talking if I was going off I think
Locking mass lock it wait wait what
Wait wait wait before you play anything before you play anything does anyone do you guys need energy?
Let's see.
Look what you get in this way, fellas.
Wait, is anybody here packing at the cash plankie?
Holy shit.
OK, yes, yes.
Put it on, put it on, put it on.
You can pretty play a whole hand.
That's true.
This is going to go crazy.
You just get me.
Get this forward, bro.
Get him, get him.
Get his ass.
Oh my god.
I'm going to block it.
He's done
That's okay, I don't need more
We'll get so many she is
I
His life just went did you knife trap him at the end?
Yeah, don't forget to let Pete finish he's a finisher that's his thing I gotta eat boys gotta eat
They increase your max health right they do permanently. Okay, that's very nice
Oh
Nice a rep. Oh this guy
I'm too strength. I don't have any strikes. That's you do it to all pick the same ones are all different
Oh, we do not pick one. I just pick the first one
Yeah, I'm just pick 50 gold not to get debuff the strength on up was pretty good for you Pete though
Five combats though. Yeah, but the fire. Okay, let me count one two
That's three elite fights. I'll do that. I think it's worth
There he there is a lot for my
Okay bone apple T
Okay, so I got 30 damage
What's that?
Bon Apple Tea!
Bon Apple Tea!
I played the wrong fucking card.
Mmm, poison.
If I remember if you fully block the guy on the left to get stunned.
Frost is in chat.
Yo, what's up, Frost?
How you doing, man?
I'm debuting this.
Is Mouse still popping off?
I'm thinking.
Uh, seems like Mouse is planning the attack right.
I would also focus the guy on the left.
Oh, the right, sorry. The right, the right.
The right guy.
Yeah, right guy, I think.
Oh, I get it.
Left guy do like zero damage.
Fuck.
Never mind.
Locking Queen.
I'm so paced.
I don't know what you're doing.
My deck is a fucking mess!
I'm just gonna go ahead and let me get a fucking zealot.
Okay, alright, alright, that's good for mouse.
Oh, for you too, that's good.
You'd have to block now.
That's a cool card.
Yeah, I like it. It just costs a lot.
Yeah, three is crazy.
But I have the extra energy from the ectoplasm and sometimes you give me like 13
I guess she's okay
That's not the pack I didn't want
Okay let's tremble this coward
Now are you getting over there?
Yeah I'm going
What is going on?
Nothing!
Oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
God damn it!
What?
Nothing, nothing at all.
You five mana, you must have something to do.
No, I have to discard a card, but I don't know which one to get rid of, I'm thinking.
In Venom, by the way, like pretty much stack enough.
This game said yeah, because they're already half-health. You know what I mean?
Well, just I mean you can just grab that one if you don't want it
Drop all your stuff like that's really good against bosses because you can build it up for a long time
But against like little mums like this is not as useful
I'm right on my carrying your way in it
Mm-hmm
know what I want to poison but it's just not working well you ain't done them
so you that's all the any poison you need your shift oh my god okay we're
going to come out here let's go home
okay okay okay oh here comes the shoes okay okay oh I should have played this one first
never mind oh well you should have played the combat
I'm pumping!
Oh no!
He would have killed him and said he'd kill him!
I don't care to clap!
Do I got feed? I don't got feed.
Little flank, but nobody was gonna...
Do anything!
Oh, he's dead.
Hey, let's see after more killing.
Oh, I got like three amazing cards.
Almost skipped.
I'm thinking another one
I've already got another one there I think honestly I think it's overclocked because
I have this card
It's overclocked
I'm going to bash him.
There you go.
Generationally bad starting hand.
Would it help you guys if I give you energy?
No, not on this turn.
Does that exhaust or does it whip grab it?
I'll give you energy.
Does that card exhaust or is it?
Yeah, it exhausts.
That's such a cool card though.
That's very good
It's a lot of damage on turn one. It's not bad. Good job. You're welcome. You've got so much energy still. You have so much
I mean
There's nothing else really going on
If you do end up having flanking in your hand just shout it out so I I can uh
No, no, no now, but I mean if you have it I can be aware of it. I don't think we can do
290 damage, can we?
I got my, my 3 health, okay.
23!
What is happening?
I don't have a week.
Uh, a week?
No.
Oh my God, I don't have any, well.
Oh I believe.
That's it.
I got a weak potion.
Did any block no
Well, I tried
Get the orchard
I'm all blocked and Pete
Are you crazy?
That's what they call them. I did they do actually it's kind of sick. I call them a block beat in BP. I
I will make you MULTIN FIST!
Oh.
Oh, so you found knives and some guns.
I'm too tired to play.
I'm not reading.
What?
You're still doing the lost damage.
Me?
Yeah, you're crushing.
I'm sorry to play, I was like, not reading.
Oh, I should have said we wouldn't have thought of one.
No.
Anybody got any like weird planking or anything?
No, we're just going, hey, let's do it, let's do it, let's go, go, go, go.
No, nothing.
Uh, I do have a feed mouse, can you do like a hundred damage?
I
Sometimes you do like some nice
100 I'd wait hold it cuz you're feet gonna do more than how much you can do like 30 I can do 21
With feet but with vulnerable to
That's yeah with the vulnerable
The mouse has got a lot of stuff still so I would hold up. I'm gonna hold it
Okay
Oh, what's happening?
Are you gonna draw feed next turn?
If not, how would you use it?
Feet!
That was worth.
Watch out, you will take 5 damage, so if you're gonna hit it, give your shield first.
Oh, even if it's the killing blow?
Yeah.
Alright.
Boom!
Yay!
I did not know that.
Yeah.
I have another genetic algorithm.
I guess I have...
My birth flip.
I can format it.
I should probably take it.
Oh, ZZZ.
Well, that was when Connor was using a card, so I made fun of him.
Yeah.
You made fun of me.
You made fun of me.
Do you remember when I saved you against the boss?
I don't live in the past
Nothing that nothing back there for me
Let's see mangle plus is kind of sick
Mangle let's go for effort
All right, look in fellas
Oh, this guy!
Remember his gimmicks?
If you hit him, he adds shit to your...
Oh, I hate this guy. Okay.
Do you mean to add vulnerable to him? Anybody?
If you have it, just use it, I'd say.
Yeah, there we go. Playing barrier.
I'm gonna defense up
Did you guys all attack already? Oh, yeah. Yeah, did you have the card in your hand?
I'm trying my best, oh fuck.
Just let us know if you have the, the thing in your hands.
Showdown, I'm showdown, on the dumbest girl alive.
Poison will go hard here, so I will just poison in the dungeon.
On the dumbest girl alive, and all the lights.
Good thing is, is the, uh, uh, because if you have Bs, you can master the thorns on.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah.
I think I also had my flame shield up which like every time I take damage he gets damaged
Which is a fun card?
Had to buy things oh perfect. I
Want flame barrier back that's it a ton of damage drum. Oh, I can draw it right now even better
So whenever I'm attacked this turn deal 6 damage back.
That is a cool card.
Oh that's so good when um...
That's what he did last turn.
That's what he would have done like 7 hits, yeah.
So that's why his health was getting...
Nice poison, nice poison.
Thank you master carrying us.
uh what you've been carrying us this far what are you talking about okay would it help you guys if
you get double energy oh i can let me let me see first um yeah i love how much how much energy you
I mean I have to spend all my stuff by 2, 4, 6, 7 or whatever
Ok
Let's see, 253
Ok wait I didn't know he wasn't attacking so I was a piece of crap
He's not attacking so I just got crazy
Ok I might as well save my food
Ok I lied I did not want to
We had so much block that turn
Yeah, that was that was bad luck for no reason. All right now if I get the flame thing that would be peak
I did not
That's why you took so much
Oh, this is the worst case scenario
Away
I think I can make him do zero.
There we go.
Oh my god, you're the goat.
I'm just going to hurt himself seven times hitting mouse.
That was big.
You might die when there's gonna be a lot of damage to himself. Look at that. Wow. Look at that. That was a big
worth push
Oh my god, oh my god, I said, there we go
Oh, good job!
Well played, I think we did pretty good there.
That was pretty, yeah, that was clean.
Oh, why did I get one strength? I don't have any strength.
You're nice.
Aw.
That was an awesome card. How do you play a power king energy? Wow.
800 gold? Yeah, I'm begging us to hit up a shot.
I'll take the oddly smooth stone mouse you should wait if you do not play any
attacks from your oh wait do you play a lot of powers mouse
I think the art of war is bad for all of us yeah I don't do tax a lot of the
time so it's probably best I take it okay a mouse plays a decent amount of
powers i think
zero year of your and that and stuff
you should you should not
you should take this one
and
another
where is your shop i thought that the very top
you know we're not going to have to have to have a look at the
can you max out on gold
i don't know
i might
i like it
okay remember this guy's gimmick if you hit him
If you hit him you get an energy, so if you hit him this turn you're getting an energy basically.
Wait, what?
If you hit him once you get an energy.
If he takes any damage from you unblocked, look, I just got one now.
I know I said look like you can see.
Like you can see.
Okay, she has 9 cards and 3 energy, I have time to pee.
9 cards
I would not have taken that card that you picked up last round
Why?
I don't think it's very good
What's wrong with it? I like it
I forgot to put it in there
My eyes are going crazy
Um, and here you were earlier saying only one game only one
Yeah
It's a woman's prerogative to change your mind. What if I change my mind five games tonight that we're doing five
What no master's tapping out midway through acting happening out though?
We still got very much a national woman's day of all days
Don't tap out on international women's day.
Why are you like this?
Why am I like this?
Tell me.
I said does that mean?
Hello step?
Nice, I like that.
Tap out on international women's day.
Oh
You discount you had an extra your tax to double. Yes, that's fucking sick. Uh, just my energy you're getting it anyway
Wow
Wait a minute
Yeah, what's up?
How bad is it?
How bad is it?
That's what?
Oh wow, okay, interesting.
Seven energy, you could talk to the world.
Wow, okay, wow.
Wait.
I like that, I like that.
Okay, you got one more energy because you hit him as well.
That's true.
Wait nerd I can draw two cars right now. Yeah, I mean you go
I get a new block more poison is good to you
Get this for bro get this fucking for oh wow, okay, and then this like
Okay, oh
Well, you didn't are you just so much block you didn't need to draw
I didn't but I wanted to see sorry. I didn't realize you have block
What the fuck is that damage he's about to do?
27 so I can I can make him do zero. Oh, please God. Yes, please
Hey
There yep. Oh you might go up. He's actually my guy
That is such a that is such a great card
I'll tell you that I cracked for multiplayer.
That card is so bad solo, because losing at that turn and losing with your injuries and
both, but the multiplayer where everyone else gets a turn, it's so strong.
Which one?
The card that you took, the mangle, like solo, that wouldn't be that good.
No, but it's it's so it's so clutch though. It's like you said with other people. Yeah
The poison is ticking up nicely dude nice poison, let's go dude
Holy finisher. Oh my god. Is the knife
You love to see it we love to see it bro. Oh and he's hitting himself. What a dump
okay I drew nothing okay that's I do nothing on the turn I'd really want to
draw something
my block just crazy chat you can't deny look at that block legendary values of
luck I can draw three cards
Classic Connor, there's a classic Connor.
None of the card draw.
You're just our energy battery.
Yep.
You're like, hey, go guys, go.
Guys, guys, I'm powering it up.
But then on the boss, you're like, ah, okay, I'll solo.
Yes, I'll help you out.
Wait.
It's crazy to draw all the block on the turn, but it doesn't fucking hit you.
36 defense against nothing
Who's keeping track?
Now I don't know any defense cards. Yeah, this is not looking good for me here. This is so ass
26
I bailed you out
11 that's all I can do my god. Oh
Where would you have?
Is there a knife trap incoming?
Is not something called that we do deal double damage to the enemy?
No.
I have feed if we can get him down to 21.
I do now.
Are you gonna knife trap him?
Hmm?
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know.
Ah, cool.
I just need a... If it goes down to 21, I can... I can beast times...
How many... eight shibs?
Yeah, eight.
Four... four times eight.
Not that much, but any of other damage, too. You might be able to do this.
I guess.
We'll see how it works.
Wait, they do 12 each? Wait, it's gonna die.
I got it!
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
Wait, one more damage I think
Oh yeah, I'm sure do
Okay, and now you got it Pete, right?
It's one, I hold two
Perfect!
Yes!
Dude, these just so good at multiplayer man
It's pretty fun
He did a nice trap
Whoa, I can now gain strength at rest sites, that's peak
I think it's definitely worth it, right?
You can now gain strength at rest sites.
I should definitely do that.
Or if it is one strike, I guess.
Yeah.
That's kind of weak.
I look all and they're lowing.
Sorry, guys, I'm just thinking about it.
Oh, bye.
I have a question.
I shouldn't know damage.
and
and
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if we make it there yeah we made it there what I do zero defense I tend to drink
the potion
anyone we're going for in particular just go for broke I'd say for the right
long sees he's buffing right now as the highest amount of damage potential in
the next couple of moments would it help you if I give you strength Pete no I mean
like for one turn or for two strength for the rest this battle yeah that's
always is it a potion or yeah I'll take that though yeah okay so it's six plus
16 24 game remember go for the one on the right right one right right right
right right okay and just make sure you go in the fall whatever you say bro I'll be quite a lot here
wait do you get the shives that hit everyone mouse that's gonna go crazy yeah
strength seems better on mouse yeah I do you think that actually
I should have put strength on you
Sorry my bad
No that's ok, that's ok
The draw potion it is
You're right, the ship's thing is just too strong huh?
Ship's a crazy man, especially with the AoE ship that you can get
It's just so broken I feel like
And it gets affected by strength too
Look at that man, oh my god
I
Always
Done warm and I did back to with my cool playing shit. Okay energy for everybody. Here you go cool. Oh
Wow
I
Wish he should be dead now. Oh, no. I'm sorry
It's masses that cup. Did you do extra damage to put it on the middle guy the middle guy?
And also, I should have just kept him at low health just so we could kill him all at the same time. No, no, no
I think that's fine
Yeah, the fog of war made it
Made it boys
We can we can the middle one
Nice
We made it bro
Oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah, oh hell yeah
You should put the what we should put the thing on it though where everyone does more damage to it
You have enough land of mind of mind of mind
month. It's not enough. Play every ship in your exhaust pile. Yeah, do this. Here comes
the ship engine. Any more damage? You need blockers on it. Oh, I don't have any of that.
No blocking hand.
I hope we can give you 12 with a poke.
She has an Orchalcum for 6.
Oh, I have a poke.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, you have Orchalcum actually.
I think taking 6 is fine.
I think so.
Yeah, I think taking 6 is fine.
I think I'm going to take 6 here.
Uh, you got anything else, Pete?
He's on my cards.
Should I?
Yeah, I'm just going to eat.
I drew no block death. Crazy turn. No, I'm gonna draw that feed next turn. That's gonna taste good
Be this to me, I think the one that kills it by the way
Like a final one not not the light you can't like kill the middle one
I said in like as in like final final hit. Yeah, the fire fun. I hit for the fire
That's all right, okay, we should be able to do this this turn I think
Give me feed
This guy needs one hit to die on the middle. I got my feed
So I'll wait for you guys
Wait hold on I I will kill one of them with whatever he's gonna die a poison actually so
Hmm
I'll tell you what I'm gonna open up
There's no flanking there's no silly business
oh not a big deal my mouth not so ships in a hand I think you're nothing
I'm not here with poison I am I'm gonna do eight damage to it if I play this
cards does that get you in range of what you need no but we'll go for it might
as well yeah it's gonna go there yeah is that enough no guys it's all good
That's unfortunate.
So big three.
Big three's big three.
Oh, meal ticket.
Oh, perfect. Good timing.
Finally, you get to spend your cash.
I'm so fucking ready.
I'm so fucking ready.
And I'm so ready, boys.
Do we all have different things to purchase or is it shared?
Yeah, all different things.
Oh, I just got a route that heals me when I go into a shop as well.
Oh, my God.
I don't think I'm going to pick him.
Oh, capacitor.
Oh, this is a big shop for me, boys.
Oh.
I have a lot of money.
the
besides knife trap does anybody have a big mega damaging ability
I just got some pretty good damage
like a single payoff
like the car does like a tongue
I got a card here that's called tag team. It's the next attack another player on the
enemy has played an extra time so it play like knife trap twice but we have to coordinate
it. But if it's just one card not that good.
I'll just pass on it.
Always get to remove the card mask if you don't know what to do.
Oh I know what to do.
Start with each card. She's one of three randomest colors cards. Add that chosen
card to your hand. Rolling boulder at the start of your turn deal 5 damage to all enemies
and increase this damage by 5. That sounds so fun. That sounds so fun I'm going to take
it. Right on ready boys. Yeah boulder scaling seems crazy so you're going to play with
echo form yeah and co-op as well seems kind of something crazy click here
no you can't make me I would never mind you just let's find out
Okay, this guy oh
This guy again, then we haven't we fucking taught this guy this old man
How many times we got to tell you old man
Is anyone weakening him by any chance I
I don't have anything to do with it yet.
I don't know.
I was just wondering.
Oh, good.
I was just wondering.
A defensive round.
Oh, I drew a capacitor.
I'm not sure.
Power draw forgot.
Don't forget to ask when you draw, when you play a power you draw a card.
What?
When you play a power you draw a card.
Oh yes.
If you need more options like you know the good thing to play a power.
That's true.
Man, I'm gonna like, I don't have any blocks.
Then just play the poison card, the poison power, just do that one.
But then I could also do knife trap and then it plays three shives.
I think setting up your poison is better so you can get more block from poison cards.
Alright, you're right.
I should have done it.
Also don't forget to play that first.
Cool.
Don't forget to stop at that card
body
now he's on uh...
six so he'll be
vulnerable for a while
but fuck it
the hell is that that hit him
like a delayed hit watch out for your health mask
oh no, i'm fine
it's great
would you guys
like some additional energy
would that help you guys out?
It's gonna hurt himself for a while.
She's crushing this row of cards.
I'm a rolling, rolling bolder.
Only 51 defense.
I don't know.
She, you might say a lot of damage. Do you want?
I want to be safe.
I can help a little bit. I can weaken him.
I'll have a potion for weakening too.
Oh, I choose it. Just save yours for the next boss.
You think so?
Yeah, it doesn't stack. It's just not going to make him any weaker, right?
No.
Alright, I should have let you, because I've got five potion slots.
The weak only.
Is he gonna buff now? I think fuck, can I have a fucking turn bitch?
Oh, I got the fucking block turn! No!
I have flanker.
I wish I had better turn that to do flanking stuff there's I'd like two
attack cards for really low
no I've nothing to do this turn sorry we've been worst I've nothing I could
do this so I'm sorry I'm trusting in the mouse carry he's nothing any damage
to use since you're crazy 37 damage on the poison too is crazy
remember if you hit him he will give you some fucking energy I wouldn't do
Tonya Pete mouse is gonna break his shield oh then we'll get energy you
break shield mass well yeah if you hit him now Pete you get energy
Well, you've zero, okay
Oh my god, what's up?
Oh damn, oh damn, oh damn, oh damn, what if I don't need to play again?
I'm just gonna take a look at this.
Too easy!
Good job guys.
Thank you for the car, Mouse.
You're welcome.
Good bye.
My potion!
He won Ritual.
Good bye.
Good bye.
He won Ritual.
Good bye.
Good bye.
He won Ritual.
Good bye.
Good bye.
I have to rest.
I have to rest.
I hope I get this car there a long time.
It's fucking fun to get this car against the boss.
This boss is so weird but so cool.
I've never seen this one.
This boss is sick. It's got a really...
Shit, I can't help it.
No, I love this guy. He's...
Wow, 1200 health.
Ew, butthole monster!
Oh, chat. I got it right away.
What did you get right away?
You've been...
Look at the rolling boulder that I got.
In my...
Rolling boulder.
Oh, I can look at maybe your screen.
Yep.
If you go to...
You can either click on me and then you can hover over at the cart, or you can just...
Oh, okay.
At the start of your turn, deal.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Does it just keep getting like five at the end?
Yes.
Next will be 15, 10 after it'll be 20.
If it's...
And it does auto all of them.
So maybe this boss is not so good, because it doesn't have any minions, but if you
minutes like little dude to be sick
you roll out especially I roll out from Pokemon which has killed me many a
time what the poison begins let's just take these
started with it in venom that's so awesome
you're gonna block this tub I just wanted to draw two cars to see what I got
okay well just any powers then that you're trying to you know anything you
I could have hit him with three shivers, but
Better to play the power because then you don't draw it again
Oh, oh you get bullet time
Oh, now you can do it I can pull it on that whole play a whole hand
Oh my god, what is a turn one?
And you can finally block for lawns.
It's incredible.
I'm in my life.
Okay.
52.
So those cards allow you to escape.
So you can see like in four turns you'll die.
Each one of those cards buys you a turn, essentially.
Oh, I'll have to play it.
It would be advised for me to play it.
Wait.
I mean, I don't have to play it.
You have to play it right now.
You can play later, too.
You just got to play at least one in the next couple of hands, I'm not going to play mine.
I'll play mine.
You can see underneath his thing it will tell you that each card gives you one, but you'll
keep putting them in your deck as well.
A little Final Fantasy 6 reference guy.
Cool.
Oh yeah.
Ah, shit.
Nerds.
What?
What's up?
I'm so tense.
What's up?
Well, I have a card.
I was going to do Palms to deal 12 damage in the next game.
Well, I'll card. I was going to do pounce to deal 12 damage and then the next
guy play call zero and then I can get a block right? I could I could I could play
my block but
what if I play accuracy which gives or additional damage to oh I could just use
This is place of worship.
Oh, don't forget as well.
Yes.
You have Orocalcum, so you get 6 block.
That's true.
Yeah, I would play that power.
So I'm fine.
Because that's going to scale really nicely for you.
And I'm all good.
And you draw that card.
Oh yeah, and you can block the rest of the damage if you...
Well, I guess you don't need to.
Oh, you got Pended too. Nice.
You're crazy and then I'm done
20 a okay good news guys while the boulder goes on screen that's so funny free energy
Is anybody gonna attack? I could flank.
Oh yeah.
You think I attack, bro?
I can do that. I can do a couple things.
Do you want me to pass it?
I can do not just two attack cons.
I mangled him earlier so that he did less damage
Come you go
Well, the mangle was big. Thank you by the way. They gave me a lot of lonely way. I
Found like a very like my deck is way. It's extremely consistent now. Like it's insanely
I don't see my you gotta figure out. Yeah, you guys are doing so much damage to it. Okay
I'm here for the team bro, I'm here for the team 13 on mouse
what the hell do you think you can do hey you're the you're the rolling stone
why is the fucking sandpit card too now what the hell's up with that
uh-oh every time you use it it goes up by one it does it does
I'm going to hold on to my feet on the random chance that knife trap doesn't destroy this
guy I want. You never know.
Okay, I got my Dark Orbs lined up, boys.
Look at all your weird orbs. You got the Dark, deal 24. Okay, that's really good.
Does that, those all go off at the end, right?
So those will boost by 9 each and then I can pop them so I can like double pop them too
So I will do a lot of damage soon
Soon soon
Real and I have damage
That's me that's me bro, I
I
You're gonna do anything that we need any tag team. Well, you're gonna do something you mean to freakin do something
I'm gonna friggin lost his balls open. Oh
I did 150
That's a lot you have to have the thing that doubles damage this turn mouse on him or whatever
Tag team order. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, I'll just fuck it. I'll do it
I'll wait and just observe.
Hold on, I gotta wait for Master to fucking get off the Xbox.
What the fuck is this?
I said I'm fucking dead.
I said I'm the Xbox.
Wait, maybe I get feed. Let me see if I get feed.
I didn't. You can go ahead and kill it.
Oh, too bad. I have to finish her, too.
Hop off.
Oh my god, Mouse.
Hey, I did something, guys. I did do something.
I want to record I did something.
You did great.
I did so I definitely did something I
Ended that that experience that whole like act with a perfect amount of health
Like this is a a really well organized team and Connor's also here. Oh
Wow, wow
We're gonna act like I didn't carry us at the end of the first act
We're gonna pretend that you're gonna tell him the boulder didn't do shit. This is crazy boulder slander
It is there is this is this is what they be called a boulders gate because this is a
Sensational moment all day all this is boulder gate bro
This is crazy. My boulder didn't big damage, man
It's like
You just
The entire fight we would have been fine. Why are you against the fucking door master again this guy sucks dude
Turn is free
Wow mark seven random combats enemies in those rooms of one HP that's crazy
actually sounds good in co-op but could be bait too well I think I'm gonna keep the antler
take the days did you check the scarf Connor I'm looking right now it's probably gonna
be the brilliant scarf for me the fifth card you play each turns free fifth though my god
That's perfect amount.
Yeah, Mike.
Uh, no shop?
I do kinda want to hit up a shop.
It's energy.
Hmm?
Let's go with the fifth card I play each turn is free.
Okay, you know what, fuck it, yeah.
Um, okay, here's the thing.
We got 300, which could be shop material, but he can't do anything.
I mean, we can just get rid of a card, I guess.
Do you have enough money?
I think it's a hundred for me. Yeah, I have 128
You get to go hit up a shop early
Well, you can maybe get rid of a crap cart let's go this way then
All right, let's guess it's normally pretty show
It's got chills fuck man, what the fuck?
Uh, what a bunch of shit-ass guards I picked up.
I never won the third boss, I think the third boss is normally easier than the second.
Damn, that was a shame you know vulnerable.
I know, it was just-
Mass is gonna have every poison, and better than first mass.
Just keep it as-
Wait, cancel.
Unless you're not going to play it.
I had a plan.
Ooh, I like that.
I had a plan.
What's the plan?
Ooh yo you got that card?
Which one?
Uh...
Well it's a...
The...
The...
The...
The pile one.
Oh yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh
We're gonna block
Who wants some energy?
Oh
You guys want to go ham I have Frank that's why I waited I attached my um there we go
Come round while we turn for me
why isn't that the usual mangle mangle my goat dude mangle is the greatest
car I've ever made I got to do it twice it's so good so that minus 20 shirt this
turn he's one damage mangle is so good I love that fucking car dude it's really
fun why is mangle the goat isn't my next head talk you see mangle provides
such good value in co-op modes it's free it's not value classic I don't have
more than fucking five cards I got that fucking hand bitch
this poison stack yes it does that's why it's very sick that's why this game is
So sick because it's just like it's like they're in the boardroom and they're all gonna yes
It would be very sick if we just added the fucking
Havoc to the game. Yes, it would be simple. I have feed if somehow
We do the math right I can do 21
Boom boom it's all you baby guys. Okay wait, I didn't
I should have taken that card. I didn't need it. I always do that.
Oh, again. Oh, what we found Pete ran with the elder.
This is literally me waiting for Shibs to go off, I'm just like she will be done eventually
I got some juicy Ralex
I got Orchalk which is kind of nice for us
We get the or Calcum that's good when you're desperate. I don't think that I'll ever need that if it goes off once. I'd be shocked and broke I
Can get rid of a card though still which is nice
Okay, what card do I I never need
Damn this kind of blows is a shop for me
Okay, the secret technique is to get that at least.
Move a card, what should we get rid of?
Yeah, remove a card is generally good.
What should I get rid of?
I can't shoot the waves.
Nothing basic.
Or is the best option here?
I go.
I'll go with more cards though.
I don't see your technique.
I have two mirages, I'll get rid of one.
Goodbye.
Hmm.
I'm just thinking right now, Restlessness is really good.
your hand is empty draw three cards and gain could be some good infinite stuff
going on here real shenanigans your hand is never empty it is often quite
empty
and I'm spinning tall
okay
I'm so ready
oh it doesn't work oh
not a very impressive
walk brawl
hmmm
ok bro
it works just playing top? ok good
you know what you have these guys remember they do the thing
I'll steal your max HP if they hit you.
Oh god I hate these dudes.
Not my HP.
Okay, I'm feeling pretty fucking good.
Yeah, if I play Restlessness, it should proc before, right, because an easy top will only
proc after the card's been played.
Anyway, we'll see it to be an interesting interaction to find out.
Holy mouses doing mouse things.
Time for mouse things.
I wish I could have played a knife trap but I can't
Should I do a free boiler?
Accuracy is pretty bad at scales
Card, yes! I love it when it's good to 0
What do you mean? Yeah, it pulls the stacks
What did I do?
Zero damage, bitch
So you should have played that first
That's alright though
That's okay, that's great
Oh mangle, my mangle can go over here.
So good, corrects all my mistakes.
Dude, mangle is the greatest car of all time.
I love it.
Changed my mind.
It costs a lot, but oh, does it give?
Dude, it's so good.
You have so much energy, I feel like.
Infinite energy, I swear.
Every time I look at this guy, he's got infinite energy.
Oh, it's getting in.
Yes.
What's that, man?
No it's...
Okay
Yeah
What are you contemplating there, Mass?
Nothing
Oh, wait a minute
I'm done, bro
I was peeking, oh wait, I'm peeking, oh my god
I was admiring my mangle
Fair enough
Let a guy look at his mangle once in a while
Ha ha ha ha
I mean, come on
Men and women, am I right, bros?
of
the
I think we'll be next time.
Bye.
Something tells me this thing will die but I attacked it in the back anyway.
It does work see chat I am fucking smart dude I'm so fucking big brain it did work
bro chat chat that's massive I'm gobsmacked mate I'm fucking gobsmacked
me fucking hell it does work okay I'm
busting my not check this out oh by the
way that would have done I think like
400 damage but they died what if I was
like I have feed nope no that's buster
not bro wow that would have done 400 damage
you're ten times yeah what have been around
3400 yeah
all right elite time we're double locked
in for two elites here let's fucking go
what oh god I think I'm gonna skip
Cause I just don't feel like they're good enough for me.
Don't forget you have a lot of cards as well.
You have a lot of cards.
Okay, well...
Guys, it's gonna be huge.
You know them, you love them.
It's the rolling boulder.
It's the rolling rock!
It's back and we all love it.
It's better than ever.
Oh, I forgot.
that has stupidity.
Everyone is talking about it.
Oh, the, does the poison, is that a debuff?
No, it's poison a debuff.
Ooh.
Have you ever got a mouse, you got a bullet time
and you can play your entire hand?
I have a question.
You can't do anything, right?
Does that affect me getting shaves?
That, no, that's not, that's creating,
that's, drawing is different from creating.
I want to create my fist all over the sky guys.
Oh you should play your power cards first so you draw cards.
I shouldn't.
That's alright.
They gave me this plus one strength thing Pete.
It's so fucking useless. I don't know why I had it.
It's so fucking useless on me.
I've been at the camp and all I do is lift weights.
That's how useless my cards are.
No that's sick dude.
What's your base strength? Two?
Two, yeah, but like I just...
That's beast, yeah, that's beast.
Don't let anyone fucking tell you otherwise.
I'm a little embarrassed by it, but thanks, bro.
I feel better now.
Oh wait, I'm waiting.
Put a card to put in the top of my draw pile?
Easily that one.
Easy.
Oh, that's gonna take 10 damage.
Oh, that's a lot of damage.
Oh, he's still...
It was a boulder, it was a lot of damage.
Would you guys like energy?
Would it help you?
No, no, not for me at least.
I mean, I would never say no.
I mean, can you play your entire hand already or no?
I think I can.
Like if you if you do if you don't need it then I want
I mean
Listen, oh my god that ass guards all my mangles are at the bottom half of my deck that's fine
I'm waiting for the Mangle.
Ok, shift time. Hold up.
I'd love to see it.
Ooh, my fifth card.
Oh, my fifth card.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you sounded so excited about it.
I couldn't help it, you were...
It was very charming.
Uhhh, this guy ever attack or does he just keep throwing burns on us like a dork?
Did you guys see the boulder by the way? Can we, we know he was throwing a boulder?
You guys see the boulder by the way?
Did anybody see the boulder by the way?
I know that!
It was incredible.
Okay, well you're lucky because he's not doing anything new this time.
I was feeling like Lily was throwing a boulder after I did a huge fucking boulder smack on him.
Unless there are many burn cards on me.
Yeah, these burns are kind of annoying.
I have 4 burn cards in my hand.
And you have no block at all.
No!
He has the Orchalkum.
There you go Orchalkum, so you'll block 3 of them.
So just fucking go Dicco mode.
Do all the damage you can.
This guy's like a big health bar, like too big.
Can we talk about that?
It is pretty sad.
He doesn't have a block.
One more is going to happen next turn, and the turn after, and the turn after, and the turn after until he dies.
Wait, he does run now?
He does attacks?
No, he's gonna buff himself. He's gonna do a 40 damage attack move next move
Shit
I hope you get the thing next time
Mangle I'll get my movie. Hmm. I'm gonna get it. I believe in the mangle coming out
It's doing five billion damage
Might just be dead from mouse's turn
Take it out bulldozer and come back. You don't miss this you don't miss this chat
Check it out!
Only your boulder!
Oh, also, Mangle doesn't work, he's got artifact.
Ah, I hate my life.
Forty.
Where's the boulder? Hold it, hold it.
He blocked your boulder!
You're a fucking maniac!
This piece of shit!
I can't believe, uh...
Losing strength is a debuff?
I disagree.
That is, that is, I mean-
And you're a Soxie, you only take one of his artifacts.
I know, that's, that's insane.
I wish we had that card that removed all of his stupid little gears.
Hmm.
This guy does, okay.
Those artifacts are annoying.
Yeah.
It's all my cool cards, I drew them in the worst possible.
F-ing order, that's fine.
We'll take 40 damage.
Both.
He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna do a fuck ton of damage to you, we will.
Oh shit, I got to keep playing? I get to get- it's my turn on the Xbox?
I drew two burns, you're fucking kidding me, you're the fucking kidding me, I drew two burns.
Fuck!
My bone key was all used up.
I'm not dumb, I'm not dumb playing, I'm not dumb playing, post.
Goodbye, fool world.
Oh yeah.
I know why Mouse dies here, I know why.
Oh you're good, you spotless.
Bloody six damage though.
That hurts.
Okay guys ladies and gentlemen, would you like him to die?
Yes.
A flying vulnerable day, I can't never mind.
Okay well he's going to die right now.
Okay I would love to see that.
Oh my god.
How's the ton of damage?
Oh, let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Good time's going.
I'm not done yet.
I'm done.
I'm going to get one punch in just for good measure.
Only damage.
The, the chat, I just, I, I took a 400, bro.
I can't do more than that.
No way.
Connor's doing something.
Okay.
This is, this is, no, this is mean.
Okay.
Connie's still alive.
Okay.
I kind of figured the team was going to do something.
But the boulder from the top rope next round!
Here comes the boulder. Nobody saw the boulder coming except for me.
Can you get him in the boulder range? No, no, no. Don't use a potion.
Why not?
We're gonna kill him next round.
But, I mean...
Why not?
Are your potions full?
No, but I just want to get rid of it.
Alright, okay, go ahead.
Oh, you can wrap the boulder still gonna be coming you play you think mom I'm I don't need it
My boulder incoming
One time give me one oh 30 damage
Yeah, I'm gonna mangle his ass twice
Get out of here alien scum!
That guy sucks.
He's so cool, but he's not.
He is not cool.
In my exhaust pile, how many cards do I even have?
Doss.
What if I get bubble bubble?
Double dribble.
Bubble bubble.
Bubble bubble.
What if I get bubble bubble?
I think it's a run.
You know what?
I feel like I'm just going to pass on all of this.
It's a little too situational.
Another elite and then another fight.
Whoa.
I think out of all of us I tend to have the slowest turns, pocket watch, I think mouse
needs the block, mouse you need this
Okay, does she have a lot of powers?
Yeah.
I'm a power-me-up person.
Wait, do you want the pocket watch or do you want the pendulum?
Me?
Me?
No, pee-pee.
I don't think I've ever played fewer, like, I have so much energy, yeah.
Alright, I need walking boys.
Alright, what elite do I not want to see?
Um, actually I'm not afraid of any of these pieces of shit.
Eek.
I hate you too.
Oh, fuck.
This is so bad.
Okay, go to the middle guy.
I shouldn't have said that.
The middle guy.
The middle guy.
You gotta get to the middle guy.
If you have potions and shit, this is the fight to use them.
I regret everything.
I feel vulnerable on him.
Yep.
The middle guy's gotta die.
We have to kill him fast.
Like it is okay to lose Tauf for killing him because he needs to die.
Don't forget you have bullet time mouse, but draw all your cards before and if wait hold on P. Hold on P. Mouse has a
Haven't you okay? Do you have any powers mass? Have you played me powers? Don't don't do any damage at P. Mouse is the
Okay, then do then you've seen no power
Okay, then do bullet time and then put the debuff on him so that he can do more damage
Okay
Okay, hold on. I'll just use all my energies
That's the worst possible
Oh not bad I'll take it
Okay
That was not bad I'd use
Sorry, I don't have much I can do here either. Sorry. I wish I was more useful
I'm just going to get my damage ready.
That's pointless.
We're going to next turn something poison.
I gave you dexterity and strength as well, mouse.
I'll use my power show on you.
I think we all tank this too.
Okay, now is the time we have to worry about him.
Yeah, now is the time we got to kill him.
Okay, gotta go crazy, do you have your energy mover now?
Somehow didn't draw it now.
That's alright, let's just see here.
I'll wait and see what's left.
I can do 30 damage to him.
So I'm going to do that.
Yeah, I can turn the house to me.
I can also to twenty six to him.
Yeah, if we kill him, we take no damage this time, by the way.
OK.
Go on.
I'm waiting to see I'll go last just in case
This is the most damage I can do
That's the most I can do after a lot go up
Okay, let's see here you got any more damage mouse nope
All right, well hopefully hopefully Pete's got enough here. I'm gonna do 10 the poison gonna do 19
So you just gotta find 30 damage Pete
Well, that's not fair.
I got three. I saw a bash. That's like 15 already.
It's 18.
You're one more hit.
Break through does.
That's the one that is the most damaged individual to him.
That's all I got.
I don't have anything else. Very good.
Well, turn with something.
I think he dies. I think he's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
That was close.
Oh, they still lose the cards.
You still lose that ridiculous!
Okay that's fine, that's fine.
That's okay, let's go down.
I don't lose anything.
I don't lose anything.
I'll be led a good stream.
Ladies and gentlemen, energy for the world.
Well I'm going to apply vulnerable.
Which one are we targeting first?
Back?
Right one, right one.
Okay, back target.
The rolling boulder is coming in, gentlemen.
The rolling boulder is coming in, gentlemen.
I'm okay, so I got which one do we attack right the far right the back one
This is crazy
Dude, I fucking love it when I can just spam cops like this chat
Holy fuck, when is it when is it that turn never bro?
Let's go with I've only seen the bolder do nothing even we rise close last five my friend
Oh no no no no
18
Go juggling, he's juggling
What is juggling doing?
Ok, that gives me a copy of the third attack I play
So that's why I keep doing it
Whoa!
Oh no, mouse is going to take too much damage!
I
Here's all my defense I can feed for what it's worth
Here I can also apply tremble for free there you go my god
That's it's all I got but if I can do if you can get it down to 21 again or something
you know what Pete it's not gonna get them best well it's okay if we don't get the math right
it's not fucking okay Pete 66 that's on me I think uh mouse might have more damage here
I must go ship still wait wait do you have enough I think I can do it with
both my cards if you stop here oh no I can't that that kills him
I'm on a-
Okay wait no, no, no, no.
NOOOOO!
YAYYYYYYYYY!
NOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
Sorry.
That's okay.
I held myself.
Bloodlust.
If I- if we-
Lose the game by, uh, 4 HP.
Then I'll be sad.
So I don't think it's gonna matter.
Yeah, you have 111.
Oh thank you, alright.
I mean.
Mass is 11.
This is gonna be rough
All down gross crazy here. I know boys. I can already feel the infinite some my balls cooking bro
Your dick engine or whatever is revving up
Those were his words the dick engine is revving pee. That's my boy
Oh
Mangle bitch. Oh huge mangle
The one-turn mouse is blocking its mangos
Yeah, I'm blaming Pete for that one
Oh great. Well if I had said if you fed me last round
Yeah, yeah, massive kind of troll. I was angry. She was she was
What are you looking at? What's that? What's the feeling?
Ships get retained that's always nice
You know if you've got powers in your hands you play powers I
I just want to set you up
Where the shit with on
Fucking dumbass took more damage than you to us. Oh, that's a lot of
You're a mangle, I can I can not mangle
Anyone got a weekend? Do you have a weekend role, Miss?
Do you have a weekend role?
Oh, that would help a lot here.
3x6, okay. 18, that's significantly better.
I don't have that for a fall, I thought I did.
Boom.
Oh wow.
Well...
I gave her all I got, that's all I got.
I don't know what to ask for.
I mean that's, that's good.
Oh, you have five health.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna die.
No, you're not.
Oh, no, no.
We're right near a rest point.
How's my charging up to him?
I can do 100 damage to this turn.
I should probably just take 100 damage while I got it.
He's not going to attack you this term now.
So you should do as much damage as you can here.
I did an accident, I don't want to talk about it.
What did you do?
I'm not, I don't want to talk about it.
Okay, so first of all, okay look, you have a power so you can draw and then you want
to save bullet time for when you have two mana, but play the Invenom or something,
you draw.
Then do you have any other powers that cost one, only one?
No.
Okay, then do bullet times play the rest of your hand
Okay, well, how about you what I understand is your health above your zero to look fucking
And it's beautiful
I
Never understand me a women's day the day of the world God takes 50 cent less damage. What a fucking loser
Um, all right. How about double energy everyone? How does that sound? Oh, yeah idea. Let's go for it
Yeah, double energy sure. Yeah, enjoy. Thank you so much
Whoa
I'm trying so hard to get an angle for you guys.
How am I not drawing one, that's crazy.
Bulldog, Bulldog's coming next time bro, chill dawg, chill.
Oh, Master, you're able to kill him with that.
Fuck, I'll send it.
Are you, are you gonna six?
You got six, bro.
there or no less that's fine then we'll just let him die by poise would you
have any do you have any of the cards at all last now you know that I'm
I'm hangry. Wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
That's not even 4 HP.
All right. I want to die.
No, no, no, he's going to die.
Poison. Yeah, look.
Oh, oh, OK, that scared me.
He started stepped it.
Oh, that was because of my my thing.
My thing did that.
Oh, my God, that's so big.
That's so fucking big for me.
I
RHP and a dream
All you can heal the sign or you can use pretty easy double me or you can what oh now you should definitely
Or or you can what are you gonna or are you gonna or me on
Are we going for the elite we go for the big dog?
Man, Peter already locked in bro, Peter already fucking smithed.
I'll mend the mouse at the end here, if the mouse doesn't make it.
Will we go into the right path then?
I don't think about me.
We're going to leave bro.
Okay.
I don't think about me.
Oh, I should have healed her you mean.
I get it now.
Sorry mouse.
I don't think about me.
On a women's day guys.
Oh, I'm women's day. I was-
My as well as just be called Invisible Women Day.
Men's Day.
When's Men's Day? When's that happening?
Every other day, jerk.
Oh yeah! Big!
You scumbag. It's every other day.
Give me five, dude.
Yeah, buddy!
Ah, three, six for all we get there.
Oh shit, I get a ton? Wait, why do I get to go?
I get to go oh fuck I drew into the energy thing that's the show this guy's
gonna actually do a lot of damage yeah get that block up I have a weak potion
If that'll help
Now you're getting shiny I knew it, bro. Oh, he's already weak. Oh nice. Yeah
Well, I have plating
Wait, why do you why did your strike just do 28 damage mr. Peter bro?
Couple of reasons I
You wouldn't get it you wouldn't understand
I
Hey 20 you blocked the full damage mass
And the poison stack is beautiful mad I said 16 on round one
That is crazy that he's gonna do 24 right now not a fan
No, okay, do you guys want energy would that help you I give you
No, you're tens already over. Okay. I three things three man. I could spend but I
Prioritized the fence there, but not a big deal
But I can bash and juggle if you want me to do that
Flying three more vulnerable
Oh shit, this gets exhausted, that shot.
No, I'm trying to thank you, what I wanted to do.
What?
I could play Baldur, everyone's been asking for it.
Everyone's been talking about it.
Baldur!
You could play Baldur.
Call us your boss!
Okay, what?
Replayding 21, he's gonna do 24, right?
Oh, when I get that, okay, sure, alright.
Don't mind me.
Dude, everyone's been asking for the boulder place, and I just have to keep telling them
to chill.
Wait, wait.
Putting a hide there from boulders, and roll in the next-
They've been asking for it.
I told them tomorrow.
Here comes a boulder BC before Connor boulders.
Okay, what is all this crap we got?
I can- if you- if I mangle them, will he go down like- I don't know how strength
work is if I guess 18 attack and I and I lower
the pitch three so I wasn't listening
right I'm sorry it wasn't that I'll test it out
right yeah I was right math checks out
Oh, I fumbled here, boys.
Hacti-shoooooo
Hmm the mangle hop sorry I so when you asked me a question there. I was so deep in thought in my potential combo
I was so out of it. What did you say? I figured it out. Don't worry. Okay
Do this
Show me
I'm going to cast Fan of Knives or I'm just going to do Infinite Blade and Poison Stab.
Okay so I think it's Fan of Knives because you have that card that does dummy damage
with all your shivs so you know like with how many you play.
Why are shivs?
They're going to nerf shivs.
I swear to god they're going to nerf them bro.
I like co-op.
They are so fucking broken.
They have to nerf them.
Never! Never!
You're gonna know that, bro. It's actually so broken.
Never!
Who would like some energy?
Me.
How would you... What if I told you you could have six energy right now for free?
What would you say to that?
I love it. I love free. It's my favorite number.
What if I told you I could play the rolling boulder right now?
Love to see another rolling boulder!
What if I told you the rolling boulder could be played right now?
38 What if I told you I'm going to mangle this
eye?
That's so sick dude, I would love to see that.
They can do 0x4.
The mangle is so sick we need more of this.
We're playing so many cards. We are a beautiful unit right now.
You're telling me that I might draw a feed and eat the eye?
I think he's dead.
He'll be fine. He'll be fine. He's fine.
It's beautiful.
That was by myself though.
Mangle.
Mangle has quite literally saved us so much.
If I ever see that card again, I'm begging you to pick it up.
It's surprisingly very...
It's honestly been a huge carry on her card.
BOOGAAAA!
BOOGAAAA!
No feed.
Is it your feed?
I might drop feet hold on one more time. Let me try it. Nah fuck it. Just kill it
Do you um when I get the turn one Boulder chat everyone's gonna pop the fuck off. Oh my god, I got another one of these
What is this echoing slash
To machine learnings
Big compact we get there. I do think I do agree with you
The double machine learning is crazy
Hell yeah, well, that was a good fight. I'd say yeah, that was us that was clean
Well, we'll fight and then it's boss time. Oh god these guys
Okay, let's take a look.
Okay, now let's take a look.
This guy's a good guy.
Which one do I hit?
The first one or the second one?
Honestly doesn't matter
It's kind of a situation and we just got to kill both
And we've killed them three times
And I'm like we turn one power goes crazy, Pete
Turn one what turn one power that you just got. Oh the week should have gone the other person by the way
Oh, what that is
No, okay, so yeah, he's doing the times to remember the five times to you weaken it to like
No, I've vulnerable to him. Oh, no vulnerable weekend. Sorry. I don't have week. Oh, okay
I don't know what's going on.
That mouse gone crazy over here.
What is happening?
The ships do 10 damage already?
Perfect.
Do they hit everyone as well?
I don't remember. I don't think so. Not yet.
The ship's economy is strong.
The ships' economy is strong.
I work for them.
Mangalyn, do it.
The ship's economy is strong.
No, no, no.
Zero.
Mangle's so good.
It's so good, dude.
I love it.
I love Mangle.
I genuinely think Mangle is saved us from more health
than anything else by far.
It's not even close.
It's so impressive.
Minus 20 strength or whatever.
OK.
I don't have a mango this time. Oh, that guy's dead already. Damn. The first guy's dead
So that means any other guy is gonna take some damage. This is he die
And kill the new one summon does that mean his turn gets canceled or does he I think he
But he doesn't attack I
Think that's fine. Yeah
Okay, nice. Yeah, good huge
Oh that's so cool they ship them in.
I'm weak and frail.
Guys, I don't want to scare you guys but look what's about to happen.
Baldur!
Wait for it.
Oooooooh!
Who never gets old.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
I liked that one.
There was a move with the um, the guy in the cuck chair where like a meteor
I
Over and over that move is so sick. You don't talking about
Oh, yeah, I know the one I want to say
Okay, don't come on man. I I didn't do anything this round so I'm always
Oh energy energy sounded like a Minecraft villager
okay that you'll get energy you some energy I don't know if you want to do
the other type of bloodletting which gives me three energy I'm good oh my god
No fucking way bro my infinite. What is happening? Oh my god overclock. Oh my god
My turn is never gonna end boys
Keep
All right
I find my turn is finally over
I
120 block I think I have enough boys many role
Crazy and they didn't attack I did attack I did but they didn't oh, yeah, they didn't do anything
There's the boulder block. There's the ball there
Leave it
Okay, so wait, I wanted to check some
and broke
I just need to like quantum mechanic figure out how to get three block and mouse is like
I fucked up massively
oh you think this is a better thing?
I thought we'll kill him next time
he does literally in skero
yeah we'll kill him
do some shibs
please
get feed though okay I'll wait to see we get feed before I blow them up that will
be blowing them up I'm just letting you know oh you're stupid Boulder almost took
away my kid don't fucking talk shit did you get feed thank you okay can I blow
up this other guy you can do whatever you want now
I
Feed the peak I think I'm gonna build isn't shit. I'm good
Is it a waste I mean I've already got one is it coming for to get another one
I
Okay, sorry give me a moment moment
Give me a moment
What a fast life infinite build because fast allowing me proxily play less than full cards
I
Not just train
One more string this one probably we hold ground I can actually
Okay, you'll mouse no mouse is good bro. I'm not gonna try it, but you should heal mouse though
I already what I should heal. She was gonna rest herself
I'm resting
I mean Mendes bro
I'm a weedie in my bag
I just want to keep track of the health ball
What?
I'm sacrificing my health to save you guys
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Yeah you lost me fat
I believe in you though
There's no way this little fake boulder
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Uhh, not the coolest first round.
Oh, this sucks.
Turn one, Baldur? I mean, it's the turn to play it, isn't it, boys? I mean...
I got a Baldur. I have to Baldur, just for the mean potential alone.
Okay, alright, fuck it, Baldur.
I can't wait. Bloodletting flambary or bad.
Boulder is out guys. You can take the foot off the gas now.
Um, okay.
Wait, I'm already setting up like crazy.
Yeah.
Just get as many powers down as you can.
Oh, the, oh, the vulnerable as well.
I like this five vulnerable on him already.
You've scoffed that you could play old cards.
Yeah, I don't want to.
I want to draw all three.
Um, I don't want to want to play all the cuts.
I can help with the block situation without happy mouse. Yeah, you go
And then your full plating so you're gonna fully block us you're gonna fully block us
Nope, and I'm gonna give you this potion to snag your regen five every time
Oh
Because you have do you have anything that like anything you can help you set up mouse or
No, pull any poison things well, no, I do but
That's right. That's a lot of damage man. That's three hundred and ten long. That's that's not fucking bad
We clicked there.
There's the-
And 10.
There it is!
Did you guys see it?
We- we-
I- we-
I just want to make sure you're all seeing that.
You what?
That's crazy.
No, no, I know you didn't say that.
Okay, extend that to 8.
Aw, shit, I need energy.
I fucking hate myself.
anybody have an energy potion although I might get something
home cap not nothing sorry
remind remaining two defense forgot that when I apply vulnerable and draw cards
Oh thank you ever did that I don't know why I did it
here's my fifth card perfect but
that did that's me whenever I leave food out for myself
and I forgot about it like dude thanks you ever put this here
it's just me it's the the hidden Pepsi in the back of the fridge oh my god i still have one this is
so sick oh that's his poisonous gun dicko mode don't forget that uh he will lose all this vulnerable
when he like teleports that's fine we got one rule and one rule what he's sort of damaged
Oh, wait, I don't know.
Bobo!
Bobo.
Bobo.
Bobo.
Bobo.
Bobo.
You know, I'm going to mangle his ass.
That's...
I'm not going to take it back.
I'm going to mangle his ass twice.
Double mangle.
Just...
I wash my toe.
I just don't even bother cooking.
Well actually I didn't know he immediately appeared never mind.
Yeah, he immediately swapped.
It's gonna matter I guess.
Oh, he's, okay.
See.
Cool head.
Would you guys, would you guys want energy?
I have no cards.
Oh wait, I can draw three cards if you want.
Uh, no we don't need that, I'd save them.
I'll save it.
Oh dude, knife trap is gonna get nerfed. It has to get nerfed.
That is actually so broken.
And done.
Guys, guys, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink, don't blink right now.
Wait, wait.
Wait, you shut him up with the boulder.
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Everyone say wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Dude, this actually trolls me.
You know what?
Mangle bitch
There you go
64 block
Look at this I'm helping mouse out. She has she has no defense at this moment, but he's doing half damage
I have no blood she might just knife trap into death, so
He might die bro. Yeah
I
Do that acid do that acid and then you might you might get some good
Yeah, look, let's have a look. What'd you get?
You forward and damage run them to an enemy. That's an awesome power. That's pretty good
Then you might draw something good here
And drawing a thing
oh wait wait I can wait I got you I got you hold on a minute
hold on don't don't don't
wait she's got a what now?
she can't roll
oh okay so don't let her drop
oh
okay sorry sir
I was like NOOOOO
that might be good for me later on
NO!
guys don't blink do not blink what if you do not blink right now
I blinked
you might miss it
Oh
Bigger each turn that's cool. Yep 30 next turn can be big
Feed
Flying all of the vulnerabilities I will bangle his ass
I'm gonna fucking do it again.
Double angle.
He's at, he's at negative 30 strike.
Oh boy.
actually it mangled didn't need to do it I'll mangle this one then actually no
I'm just gonna hit this guy for 45 oh 60 sec
are you stunned right now?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Are we good? Are you just going to kill it?
20 shives.
You have 20 shives?
Oh my god, I'm not supposed to kill it.
If you don't have energy too, let me know.
If you...
I think it's dead.
I think it's dead.
They won't let me cast my number, it's dead!
I think it's dead man. It is. It's incredible. That's incredible dude. Holy shit.
Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, we beat this on Ascension 2. That's pretty good bro.
It all started when you just solo carried the first boss.
Yeah, we'll forget it and we're all forgetting the boulder impact
That one stayed with me the boulder impact was next level
Well, I was a fucking beautiful run I very much enjoyed that that was peak
Awesome
Ascension to the source of the worst bugs at times for Ross colony residing in triangle mess
The effect empties its energy reserves.
Oh, I get new cards! Wow, Smoke Stack!
Well, that's what they call me.
No one's ever called me that.
That's what they call me, bro.
That's what they call me, the Smoke Stack.
That's customizable runs.
Rage?
What a run.
Oh, new cards.
player but only on solo I can only do wait what the fuck oh yeah wait I guess
cuz we did ascension oh that's so funny it counts multiplayer ascension
differently oh that's cool so next time we do ascension we can do session 3
which is enemies and treasure chest drop 25% less gold I didn't even get gold
last run. Yeah, you opted for that manually.
I'm gonna eat it. Three.
Multi multiplayer and soul essentially has separate. Yeah,
that's so sick, though.
Dude, this game is so fucking good.
This game is just so good. It's just the greatest.
That was a shit. It's deadly, bro.
Yeah, it was a three and a half hour run. That was a doozy,
So now mouse got shiv online and poison
Well, so mouse did the thing where she transformed all her strikes
And then she got like the full broken shiv cards, and it just ended the game
Of course it is
Women are the best well on the international woman there we go carrot. I okay look
I'm not saying they need enough the shives with the shives
They're a little overpowered
No, that ship's great.
No.
My ship.
I mean, you did like a massive gamble and it paid off.
So I think that that's your, that's your W, I think.
Yes.
Oh, boy, that was awesome.
That was quite fun.
I'm going to go take a nice victory lap and a tiny tank pinks.
Going to go to the bathroom.
I'll see you guys later.
All right, later, man.
Please.
Good job, guys.
Good job.
Later.
Later.
I'm going to bed.
Are you staying on?
I'm going to go to bed, too.
Even though for a long time no wonder yeah, my hair is spinning spinning
Well, you absolutely popped off and carried
Oh, yeah
Well, I'm gonna enter so I will I will catch you
Guys thanks for hanging out with me
I love you guys! Thanks for spending 14 hours of your day with me.
I'll be back tonight for games with Pink Cat.
I'll be back tonight for games with Pink Cat.
And I'll see you tonight, okay?
I love you guys!
We'll have more fun collabs on the way!
Next week!
Okay? I love you! Bye!
Honestly he was ending, he's still alive, what the fuck, if I rate him before he ends
he has to stay on now.
He's talking.
Or freak.
You