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03-09-2026 · 14h 07m
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In hell, in hell, quite the fall you fell
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help
Help, be honest with yourself
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood
Always, oh please, you're as bad as us
Maybe I should pop no pants, cause I'm the other one
What is the point in lying?
It's not like you are trying
It makes you sad that I feel so trapped
Get a real bad rep
But look at what's instead
Don't waste your life away
Be like the rest
I understand your piece
Blend up, break, send to P
Tell up when you're at my feet
Love me right and I take you free
Take me right and I take you free
Why not the sweet release
I fucking hate it man. I hate this shit so much. I don't like it. It messes everything up.
Do you understand?
Can't we just cancel this shit already?
Can't we just cancel this shit bro?
Can't we just be cancelled?
Or can't we just cancel it?
I got a billet though.
I got a billet though bro.
I got a billet there.
I got a billet there.
No I don't understand why dude this shit has fucked my ass up.
I went to bed today, I couldn't sleep because my body was like, what time is it?
AHHHHHHHHH you know what I mean?
My body was like, what time is it? AHHHHHHHHH
I couldn't sleep I don't know what the fuck to do.
I didn't go to bed until like three p.m.
I was here, fake.
I'm here in my fucking bed, like looking around.
I'd be like, oh.
Well, happy woman's day, everybody.
If you're a fellow woman, enjoy your happy woman's day.
You are a woman happy woman's day,
if you enjoy women a happy woman's day.
It's woman, woman, woman, woman, woman, woman day.
Women eat women day. It's women eat women day.
Are you an enjoyer of women? Are you peruse women?
That was yesterday? Well, too bad. It's today too. Every day is women's day.
E-S.
Well, too bad.
Every day is woman's day.
I also like the part where we start a womaning all over the place.
Now so you can play easy street.
Oh yeah, I forgot to play easy street.
Maybe another time.
Maybe another time.
Every woman is a day under suggest every woman is a day.
Every woman is a day.
Every woman is a day.
But which day are you?
Well, I'm so tired.
I'm literally here because we're playing with my favorite cat.
Pink cat.
Today we're playing with pink cat today.
Got my cat over.
My cat's coming over.
My cat's coming over.
You probably might be wondering, mouse, what the fuck are we playing?
Um, yeah, we're playing baking.
Yeah, I'm aware that the reviews are bad.
We're both very much aware.
We're both very much aware, bro.
But also, we're also keeping our fingers crossed, hoping that...
We're keeping our fingers crossed.
And you probably might be wondering,
what are we keeping our fingers crossed for?
Well, we're keeping our fingers crossed that Dark Farts
in Parity Smell Edition has a co-op mode.
Or someone modding.
We need a co-op mode for dark farts.
That would be a greatness, it's true.
It's true.
Run that sentence by me again, chief?
No!
I will not!
I won't!
I hate having to calibrate my phone.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, bros!
Guys, we're streaming today. We're also streaming tomorrow, by the way. Tomorrow...
We have a sponsor tomorrow.
It's not a game though.
So you probably might be wondering what the book it is. Well, you'll find out tomorrow.
Navarate, thank you so much for the 10 gifted sub-stays.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the 10 gifted...
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Holy moly is Jason Bourne?
Jason Bourne.
Jason Bourne.
Collaborate with Leon S. Kennedy.
Uh, I wish.
Hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Jackie Poole, thank you for the 5 gift, it says WTF?
Dead Pawn, thank you so much for the 5 baby!
Happy Woman's Day, Mousey!
Happy Woman's Day, thank you!
Thank you very much, Happy Woman's Day!
Holy shit, GiggleTat, thank you so much!
I love women too.
I love women too guys.
Bro, there's a hot new simslop game coming out soon.
It's coming soon.
It says come in soon. It doesn't have a release date though.
It's coming soon though Butcher Life Simulator! Now I can live my life as a Butcher!
Will I be able to Butcher people? I hope so!
Not right, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for attending the shows again, thank you!
Don't fuck with me bro!
You think I'm fucking around?
Did you see I did see Drainton?
I'm kind of sad though because I was like oh shit drain simulator but it has a eye so I can't play it
It has a eye so I can't play it. No! Thank you for the 10 gift it serves. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
Thank you
I saw some sim game where you and your friends have to hide a body. Oh, yeah, I won't play that what comes out
What comes out? I want to play that we got up. We got a list of multiplayer games. My mods got me a list of multiplayer games
We're making a list
For games that's anywhere from two
two players and beyond so that if I want to do collab with people I can see
what games will be available. There's a lot of good multiplayer stuff
coming out that is true that is true that is true
You should check out Bloody Hell Hotel.
Bloody Hell!
Bloody Hell!
Bloody Hell Hotel.
Sheryl, thank you so much for the gift itself. Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, this I I saw this game. Um, I want to play
It says release date 2026
I
I still hear the golf screen. The golf, the golf game was crazy. It was very chaotic, but I had a lot of fun and I hope the other girls had fun, too.
Uh, but we'll try, we'll try smaller, smaller lobbies.
Hahahaha!
Or something with proximity chat, you know?
I had a great time. That was fucking crazy.
Mouse yesterday, Slay the Spire was me. Oh, Slay the Spire was so much fun to play yesterday.
Ah, fun playing Slay the Spire.
Headbomb, thank you for the 15 gifted subs.
Yeah, I want to play, uh, I want to play Pocopia with Tenya sometime this coming week, and then, uh,
we're like trying to organize also, uh, something with the beasties.
Maverick, thank you so much for the 5 gift. It's a thank you. Thank you
Po-ko-Ari, I wanna play Po-ko-Pi-Pay!
Everybody I know how everybody knows been playing Po-ko-Pia
Po-ko-Pia
Rollsbury, no, thank you so much for the five gift. It's all thank you. Thank you
And thank you
Thank you, thank you
Hope you're stream today. No, no stream with my cat stream with my cat
Oh
Yeah, Connor's not gonna play bogey, but it's not like he doesn't like that don't like that
Don't like it
He's not cool enough anyway.
Um, it's like satisfactory.
We gotta get him a true satisfactory clone game.
We gotta get him a game that's kind of like satisfactory.
Oh, I found this other game!
I found this other game that's for 4 players that I think would be pretty crazy to play.
It's called...
It's called Ham.
It's a co-op factory management game.
It's called Ham... H-A-M...
Ham the game.
And I was like, oh this one looks pretty crazy.
This looks pretty crazy.
So I'm thinking...
We should try it out sometime soon.
We should try it out sometime soon.
You know what?
I like roadside research, but I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Every time I play it, I get a really bad headache
and I'm not sure why.
It reminds me of the, I used to get like,
when we play fast food simulator, it happened to me too.
I don't know why?
Maybe it's an F.O.V.
I don't know.
I just know it made me feel sick.
Probably.
Probably, probably.
I know, I know Hennia has issues with like RV variant.
So maybe.
Lord of Death, thank you for the 5 gifts of Stake!
Thank you very much Stakey, thank you very much!
Level 13 Hop, try it, what the fuck?
Have you tried Go Ape Shit?
Go Ape Shit!
I'm going Ape Shit right now!
what the fuck is this game what the fuck you're a little monkey
what the fuck oh my god I've never seen this in my life
I've never seen this in my life bro as we had too many games I have so many games I
I have to catch up on so many horror games.
I hope...
I hope we're there can play.
Rookie, thank you so much for the fight, get the sauce, thank you Rookie, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, guys! Thanks, guys!
Wait, what the fuck?
I just realized...
That pond... those were tier 2!
15 tier 2 gaping slubs, what the fuck?
Thank you so much! Holy shit!
You did not have to do that, what the fuck?!
Hello there, Melsey. I just paid to get my model rigged and wanted to thank you for opening
my eyes to the world of V-Tubing. As someone who's probably disabled trying to get a diagnosis
is a pain. It'll really help me with expressing myself.
I'm glad. I hope you have a good time on your V2W journey.
Okay, a good time on your V2W journey.
Your V2W journey commences.
Women.
Women and Marabros are Marabros.
Whammy.
It seems more and more people are becoming VTubers. I mean, like, why not? You know what I mean? Why not become a VTuber?
Why not become a VTuber?
I don't see any downsides bro.
I don't see any downsides to being a Vtuber.
You know?
You get to live Hannah Montana life?
You get to be Hannah Montana if you want to.
Oh shit.
announced the final season of the boys oh god
the boys is ending finally the end is near
Are you going to watch the upcoming Hanamontan special?
Yes!
Yes!
Of course I am!
What the fuck?
I'm getting a John Wick game.
I can't wait to be John Wick.
The only I would fave being a VTuber is being black.
But then again, even if I wanted to stream, I would still be black.
So yeah, no problems VTubing men!
You know what?
Become a VTuber, bro!
Do it!
Do it!
Be VTuber!
Do it!
Everybody!
Yeah, Hannah Montana was her VTuber persona, you know, that's true.
I would have found her confidence.
I think like, nobody starts off with confidence right off the bat, well a lot of people don't
start off with confidence.
You gotta find it, you gotta find it, and I feel like VTubing offers a special extra
layer that helps you find confidants but only if you want to you know totally
don't have to
Thank you so much for all 5k bits again!
Thank you again for you too!
You can take it!
You can take it!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you. That's very kind. Thank you.
You got my Hot Topic shirt in the mail?
I hope you enjoy it.
I've been hearing some murmuring, some stirring, some whispering.
Hey, Mousy, have you ordered your Converse Cinema Rolls sneaker yet?
You'll need them for when you're able to go walk outside.
What the fuck?
I've been hearing they've been selling pretty good.
I know bro, fucking daily savings time.
Fucking hate daily savings time.
I fucking hate daylight savings time.
It didn't fuck up my whole day, man!
Stealing my time!
I stole my time! That's not nice.
Also my tummy's been hurting so bad today.
It's fixing your sleep-
Of course, be a contrarian, Joel. Of course.
Be a contrarian. That's right. Come in here and contradict.
Fixing your sleep schedule. Get out of here!
I'm just kidding. You don't need to know what to do. You think you're so cool because you're hot now
You're hot. You're a hot male model. Have you seen another opera singer has been reviewing you opera songs?
massage singing
You're so cool cuz you're hot
Anybody tell you didn't you get the memo it's woman's day
No men allowed.
I was cool before I was manufactured into being attractive.
Okay, but hell.
Why don't you get a model that's like a brats doll?
I want to see a brats doll model.
Immediately.
I like Monster High.
Where's the Plague Monster? What the fuck?
Plague Monster!
What the fuck? Why?
The Giant Lib?
Today is Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday, but they took too long to get ready.
I fucking love, I fucking love brats dolls.
I like brats, brats, brats dolls.
I like brats dolls.
I like brats dolls.
Like them.
I like, I liked them.
And I liked it, I liked it monster high dolls.
Monster high doll, oh.
You don't want to know about my monster hide all collection
My fucking monster hide all collection I
Want to know I got a lot of monster hide dolls. I got a ton of Dracula or dolls
I don't know Dracula or dolls. I have a
all. Show your passion this one. Oh my god. My passion for monster high. A passion for
fashion let me see I think a picture of them so I can show you guys I think a
picture of them
G1 or G3
I can appreciate I can appreciate G3
But there's just something special about G1 cuz they were so like a ton of shit
I'm carrying around that I don't know what I should do with a little bit any suggestions
Get rid of it.
The G3 Dolls.
Here's what I like about the Draculaura G3 Doll.
She a short stack.
She a short stack and she cute.
The G2 Dolls.
I feel like they were okay,
but they were kind of like a downgrade of G1.
There's just something about the G1 Dolls, bro.
They're so conty.
They're so conty.
They're just so good.
The G1 dolls are just so like...
I don't know.
Like, they came at a time where it's like,
you never really saw dolls look like that
and it was just like,
whoa, what are these dolls?
You know what I mean?
You were...
Like, when you saw a G1 monster eye doll,
you were like, what the fuck?
And then it was like a surprise because you're so used to dolls looking one way and then
being manufactured one way and then it's like whoa.
You know?
And then like whoa.
There's just something about those G1s bro.
articulated joints and now all the monster hi-doll are like big the g3 ones
I feel like the g2 the g2s were cute but like
You miss your Laguna doll?
Oh Laguna.
Oh Laguna.
Yes, I will be at Toracon. I'll see you there.
I'll see you there at Torocon!
I'll see you there at Torocon.
Cleo is your favorite monster high girl?
I'll know her, Cleo!
oh yeah the new gulia doll okay I'm gonna be honest I feel like some of the redesigns
are very cute but some of them are like what the fuck are you doing like I don't like
I don't like the Guglia, the new Guglia.
She loses so much of her original charm for me.
Some of it is just not like the new Guglia.
You know who else?
Okay.
This is gonna be controversial.
This might be controversial, okay?
I have like a... I don't like it but at the same time I do like it the G3 Abbey
Balminable like I like aspects of her but there are also other aspects to it's
like I don't like the change of Abbey Balminable I miss the original Abbey
vulnerable but I like it at the same time I just wish she was another
character I don't know I don't know how to explain it like I like it I like her
and her look is cute and and I love her like new curvy shape new curvy look
but it's like she just used to be so cunty bro
Her original design was just so good.
I just, I don't know, I just feel like it's not the same person.
I'm like, I see it and I'm like, who is this person?
This isn't Abby.
This is somebody else.
You know what I mean?
I don't know, bro.
The same thing, the same thing with Laguna.
another controversial because I love the new Laguna and I love I love the new
Laguna I think she's super cute I love the fact that she's Latino but I just wish
I just miss her being Australian bro and I miss her old design because now she's
like pink and shit and she was like cute and blue before I miss blue lagoon up
I just feel like why couldn't they just make a new character?
Like why couldn't they make a new one?
Why couldn't she be like her sister or something?
Why did she have to be Laguna?
They completely changed her design.
She's not the same ghoul.
And she's not blue.
She's pink.
And don't get me wrong.
I love the pink.
I love her new outfit.
I love her new look.
It's just when I see her, I don't think that's Laguna to me.
she's Latina and I like the fact that she's Latina but like what happened to my Australian Laguna?
I like her being Australian. I like her being Australian. Just make a fucking different
Character Bro, God!
Oh, it's time to play with Pink Cat!
Baaahhh!
I don't know, does this game have voice chat?
I don't think it does.
Only one way to find out.
Hold on, let me open it and see.
What are you gonna sing for us again?
What do you think?
Do you like it?
Speaking of Monster High dolls, what do you think about the Xenomorph Alien doll that came out like five months ago?
Uh, I'm sad cause I missed it.
I'm sad cause I missed it bro.
Okay, there is no in-game sad.
There is no in-game sad bro.
Oh yeah, I heard the fact that the game kinda like, does that.
It's not well optimized.
the word on the street. Look watch I'll start it again. What if it like what if
it breaks my computer? Maybe it's only the first time. Oh it's fine. It was just the
first time. I'm gonna call my cat now.
We're on the street has he missed with my gang? What?
I don't know
What are you talking about most yeah
Dude, I used to love the other spectrum
The Spectra, the Spectra's all, I love Spectra.
The abominable, abominable snowman lady.
That's what I was complaining about because they changed her design.
What are they saying about her?
She, well it's not that it's bad, like it's good, but she just looks different.
Like I just feel like she could have just made another monster.
Like they made her, she looks cool, she's nice and like thick and stuff,
but she's like a totally different person.
what she doesn't have like if you type in abby
bomberable g3 like she'll come up in black
who is this what the fuck she looks so
different it's just like what Laguna like
they changed her they made her pink and
now she's Latina not Australian yeah yeah
I was confused cuz like I looked her up
earlier I was like wait I thought she
was blue he used to be blue but pink
Oh man, they pinked her!
They pinked her? I mean, I don't mind, I don't mind.
They're wrong with a little bit of pink.
Yeah, I was in the marriage.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I just...
I just miss her being blue and I miss her being Australian.
Yeah...
You know?
I miss her being Australian.
Oh my God.
Why did they erase her Australian?
Why would they do that?
This is Australia Erasure and I won't stand for it.
Oh, they got rid of Abby's accent too.
Like she talks different too.
So she's Latina now?
Well, uh, Laguna's Latina.
Abby, I don't know where she's from
and then Draculaura doesn't have the like, uh...
Blah, blah, blah, blah!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Yeah, she's a blah, blah, blah, accent.
What the fuck?
Yeah, now she's like a short stack.
What?
I mean, I got Agnes that's kind of fitting.
I'm like, whoa, she looks like me!
She does something like the same kind of scheme, like color scheme.
Yeah, she's practically the same, but some of them like...
I think they also like redesigned Frankie.
What?
Oh yeah, and they redesigned Guglia and she looks so like...
I don't know man. I don't like the new Gulea.
The zombie one?
Yeah, the zombie one.
Let me see Gulea G3.
And I think like she talks now.
What the fuck?
Or she looks like a Redditor.
Before she looked chill like she, I don't know, she looked kind of nerdy but like too.
She's on Reddit all the time.
Aw man...
She's already all the time. I don't know what to do with her.
They changed everybody.
I think, uh, Claudine, like, got a change too.
What?
Yeah, Claudine, like, looks...
Looks very, like...
Not different, different, but like, she's different too.
I-I feel like Claudine looks like her sister.
She does? Did they make her eyebrows bigger?
Yeah.
They're bushier.
Yeah.
She's got like a more 80s glam kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They redesigned everybody.
What the fuck?
Why would they do that?
They changed everybody.
They were fine the way they were.
I feel like they were.
And now like I look at them and I'm like, who are these people?
The only one that looks the same is Dracula.
But yeah, I guess like she's like the, what's it called, like the main character so they can't really change her too much.
Yeah.
I don't know like even you oh yeah even Cleo is different Cleopatra yeah
good look at Cleo the Nile G3 she's different too
what wait she's completely different yo did she used to have like white hair she
she didn't have like white hair uh she had like more I don't know it wasn't
Oh, like a brown.
Yeah, like she had one doll where her hair was like lighter,
but I think I just feel like when I look at these dolls,
I'm like, what the fuck?
Her hair used to be like black with like gold,
and now it's like blue.
It's like blue with like, I don't know.
They just look different.
They look like different people, bro.
Who are these women?
I've never met these women before.
On International Women's Day.
Oh god, don't even get me started.
How come they do International Women's Day
on fucking daylight saving time there?
We get like one less hour.
Why do they do this to us?
Let's just get noticed.
We're so oppressed.
We are.
We're so oppressed.
They took an hour away from us.
They were like, no.
This is for the men.
We just have one little victory.
We can't ever have anything.
Oh my god, I have to pee really bad.
Can you really see it?
No, it's okay bro.
Okay bro, I'll be right back.
I'm so...
No no, it's alright bro.
I'm like 98% pee.
I'll be right back.
Let's make it 100% pee.
Let's...
Let's get those numbers up everybody.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
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uh hey everybody hey everybody i loaded up this baking bag game and it like locked up my computer for a really long time
it's making some strange noises i'm very excited i wonder what's gonna happen
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Yeah, it's working!
Walton White is inside of my computer.
Did I run the marathon this morning? Wait, oh god. Uh...
I had very important plans this morning actually.
Walta.
Put your Pino away, Walta.
I mean, this game looks cool.
Yeah, I may or may not have been playing Pocopia all day.
I may or may not have congealed into a sludge form on my couch for several hours and just played Pocopia.
in the light of the afternoon sun
I was baking in the sun
it's so diggiting, it's bad bro
it's like crack, they're putting crack inside of the video game
it's like one of those games where you do one thing
thing and then it's just like oh wait but why don't you do the one more thing just come on just one more thing
and then you do the one more thing and then suddenly there's like 10 more things to do
they're putting 5g frequencies inside of all the pokemon
pokemon pokopia is lowering my t levels i think that's what's happening it's putting me into a placid state
It's like power world but I feel like it's even better than power world.
The thing that really sucks you in is you get that like genuine attachment to the pokemon
characters.
I didn't even grow up a pokemon, I played pokemon for the first time like last year.
So I'm a complete noob to pokemon, I don't even know who most of these guys even are.
But it has so much charm, I get it now.
If it's harvesting my soul, that's okay.
I think my Pokemon deserve it better than me.
I get it now.
my little pink soul. One in the pink, two in the stink. Oh, I got a little Pip-Wop too.
Oh
Okay, that's enough wait, whoa, whoa, whoa enough. Uh, well you guys hate Pokemon or something
You guys hate the the beauty and charm of a Pokemon
Sorry, a bug landed on my nose and it tickled me really, really bad and I laughed.
Sorry everybody.
I won't read it! I won't read it! I won't read it!
Every single one?
It's it's women's day. How are you guys celebrating women's day?
Celebrate all the special women in the world
By leaving them alone
Well, that won't be too hard for you, will you?
You're sobering International Women's Day by playing Mugenics.
Alright.
Amazing, amazing, women, amazing!
Yay!
amazing amazing women amazing yay everybody give a big round of applause to
every woman in the whole world you're playing stardew that's a that's a very
good international women's day kind of game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shout out to my mom. Hey, thank you.
Uh, I will definitely let her know.
What's your women's day game? Um...
Ummm... Resident Evil 7.
Cause if you think about it, that story revolves around a very important woman in many ways.
Shout out mom, shout out to that guy's mom.
No, no, shout out to just my mom.
Any time I read the name Ada Wong, I read it like her first name is like ADA, like accessible.
I'm like, wow, like I didn't know she invented that good for her.
You know what?
I don't really know too much about the story or what she does in the games.
I've only played like three of them, but if she did all that, then like hats off to her.
We should celebrate her for an initial Wednesday.
She's very accommodating.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And she's chill, she's chill.
She can be used as a wheelchair ramp in an emergency!
But hey that's pretty cool!
Very very flexible, very flexible.
I was thinking, because I finished Resident Evil 7 the other day.
Oh I don't want to spoil anyone who hasn't finished it even though it's like a- didn't
the game come out like 10 years ago?
I don't know.
Yeah, 7. It was good. I liked it a lot. It was really freaky and suddenly the bosses
are so disgusting, man. They're like a really good, just like, huge red design. But I was
thinking you know how everyone was super horny for the big vampire lady from Village?
But if there was like an alternate universe where instead of her, everyone was learning
about the grandma from 7th.
You know, like, why not?
Like, can you imagine people like playing Resident Evil 7 being like, holy fuck.
I need that fucking grandma now.
It's not alternate for me.
What the fuck?
That's some kind of Mandela effect.
Somebody has timeline hopping in here.
Why is that your thought process?
What do you mean?
Because I think, like, do grandmothers not deserve love as well?
You think the grandma from Resident Evil 7, like the second she turned,
like I don't know how old she is, like 90 something,
She just decided like, okay, I don't need, I don't need love, I don't need love.
Grandma needs to get her slip and slide on.
She does, yeah, see, see it?
The mouth on my back.
Grandma's need love too, you know?
Yes, exactly.
They need to get their slip and slide on.
Yeah, yeah.
Dusty slip and slide?
I'm sure there's some rivers that have dried up, some wells have dried up.
But I think if you find a spark in grandma, I think she'll blush like a fruit grusher.
Look at the wasis in the desert.
You're a big tall glass of water.
She's gonna grush.
That reminds me, I remember the other day in middle school, I walked in on like a-
I'd fuck the shit out of McGill if she was hot for Elf El.
I walked in on like somebody's grandma drying off her pussy in the-
The handle dryer!
It was like a...
It was kind of traumatic, but I don't know, it's a funny story now.
I was walked in after like swim class or something, and the elderly aerobics class had just finished up,
and there's just like somebody's naked grandma in there, just like spreading their shit on the handle dryer.
Happy women's day!
Happy Women's Day!
One time I was at the doctor's office and there was this old lady
and she was talking about wax in her ass hole.
What?
Why was she talking about that?
She was like, oh, my daughter took me out
and she took me out for this really cool procedure
and I got everything wax down there.
It was very painful, but it was very nice.
And I was like, oh my god, bro, what the fuck?
She's here like bragging about getting her shit bowled.
Is she want like a standing ovation or something?
I think she just wants to tell everybody how much of a breeze she has.
She wants the world to know.
It's been years.
She's got a way to hang down there.
She's just got a breeze going through the cheeks.
Here's the thing.
Why would you take your mom to get a wax?
wax.
Oh god.
Like, why would you take your parent there?
Like, I would never take my mom to get matching waxes?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I don't want to have anything to do with that.
No.
I don't want to be in the room with my mother while she's like, having any of that
stuff out of her clothes.
Mom.
I don't.
This is it.
Bro, my mom.
This is, bro, my mom, so, like, I wax everything.
Because I, I, I don't like hair at all. I fucking hate it.
And then my mom, once she found out that I waxed off, she's like, why do you do that?
No one sees you ever. And I'm like...
What?
It doesn't matter. It's still like, it's like a feeling...
It's for me!
It's for comfort!
Yeah! She's like, nobody sees you! Why are you doing that?
And I'm like...
Like, even just like, having no hair on your legs when you like...
Oh my god!
...feeling of rubbing your like, freshly shaved legs on the bed is just, it's divine.
I've waxed my legs so much that I have like bald spots on my legs.
What?
Yeah, I have like big bald spots on my leg where the leg hair doesn't grow anymore.
shit I guess like cuz you wax it it just like kills the hair fall kill right
yeah so I got like bald patch like that's good because it's like as less
see you got a wax just imagine going going to a fucking let's say like
let's say something happens to me and I'm like what if I get into like a
horrific accident I have to be I'm in a coma for like months and I wake up
And and and the doctors are like, oh welcome back from your coma. I'm like, oh, yes
And I kick off the sheets and then they all see my bald patched legs
What'll they do I think about that show the time like what if I get in the car exit and like they find me and I'm just like
I just look stupid as fuck.
Like I'd be so embarrassed.
Like what if I like piss or shit myself and I like had a horrible accident and I'm like, oh, what?
I break through the windshield and I'm just like hanging from a fucking tree with poop coming out of my face.
That's why my mom always told me to wear matching underwear.
You want those people to see you with un-matching mismatched underwear?
Happy Women's Day!
Happy Women's Day.
Uh...
What the fuck?
Uh, so I heard that this game is very bad.
Oh my god, I can't wait to see just how bad it is.
But I'm excited.
Loading it killed my computer for a few minutes it did to me too and I was like oh my god your streams going down
I'm like that's just a game
The game it's a Sydney's a little attention
Yeah, yeah, I feel a little tingle seeds rub it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, you'll be a woman. Just give away a woman
Yeah, rub its belly and move small circles. Yeah. Yeah, and make it be like here here boy
Wait, I can't whistle.
Bro, I could never, I can do like the whistling but I can't do it when you put your fingers
in your mouth.
Oh, I've always wanted to do that.
Me too, I've looked at so many tutorials.
I've always wanted to do that and it's like nothing.
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it either.
And I've tried tutorials too, but like for some reason, nothing.
Maybe we just don't have the build like the stat for it. I'm just I'm just not cool
Maybe my fingers are too small
You have the small finger build yeah, I'm small-fingered and
You know you can customize your character
What will it and the full my god funky armor?
What a funky armor.
Rose, some of these hats are killing me, the fun hat.
Oh, it changed.
I'm going to make my character so cool.
so my pelto is gonna be really cool he has a moley oh that's perfect he has a moley
what the fuck are these fucking
oh there's a horse mask
what it's gonna be a horse man oh
I
Can't get my money back. No
Where I'm all it I want my boy. Oh
What the fuck
What if I wear I can't have more than a hat on
I will host it very bad what the fuck Lobby name steamy heat
Steamy heat!
Steamy heat!
Steamy heat Lobby!
Ooh!
It's like a swan on there.
It's like a swan. It's so hot.
It's time to cook!
We have to cook!
We have to cook!
I'm sure so much fentanyl in my cake.
Chai, you're getting a nice dose of fent.
I know what you guys need.
You guys need a little bit of fent to get the edge off.
Is your whale whale fentanyl in there honey, why?
Please, can we have fentanyl, please?
Baked fent.
That's the name of the world.
World.
Baked fent.
Baked fent.
Baked fent.
recommend oh wait you can add what you can add up to ten players that's
ridiculous whoa that's ridiculous get a whole army in there uh I put it in
private. I have a lot. Oh, invite a friend. Oh, look at my friend's list! Freaks! Don't
look at the door, guys. Don't look. Just private. Stop. For serious, guys. I've got
to delete a bunch of people. I've got to delete a bunch of people, bro. Did you
also do this when you started v2b like you just added everybody onto your friends list yes yeah
now it's like i'm like oh i shouldn't have done that then i did that on discord too oh my god
i still on discord too and then sometimes like i'll get the i'll get a message by somebody
I haven't spoken to it in like eight years.
Oh god!
And I'm like,
ooh!
Ugh.
Back away slowly.
I see you here.
Hehehehe.
I was like,
ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I still have to remove people, even if like,
I don't even know them.
I just,
I just imagine like,
I remove them and then suddenly,
they get like a psychic beam into their head and they're like,
oh god.
Yeah, they know that you remove them.
And they're like,
What the fuck?
Or like, they'll like get like a notification or something?
That's like my biggest fear, that they'll get a notification and
they'll like messin' me like, what the fuck?
Why did you take me off?
And it's just like, I haven't spoken to you in 10 years!
Oh, I get it.
Okay, well...
Can you leave me alone?
It- it doesn't help, like...
It- in Steam make, you have to like...
You- you have to remove everything ma-
I wish it was like a mass deletion.
You're here, pruning.
Hey, hey, hey!
How am I going to look, bro?
You look cool as fuck, actually.
Why do I just kind of look like borderless?
It does. It's got like the cartoon outlands.
Bro, my screen, whenever I look over here, just flashes.
I'm going to see you.
Oh, no!
It's just strobing. Do you see that?
No, I don't. What the fuck?
Look! I'm sliding! Why am I sliding?
You're sliding, Wink! Where are you?
Help! Oh God, where are you?
Wait, where did you go?
We're over here!
We're over here!
Welcome to Baking Bad!
Okay, is this tracer game?
Oh my god, K-Soul's in the game.
Oh my god, it's got a K-Soul cameo.
K-Soul.
What?
We can sell fentanyl to K-Soul.
Yeah.
Wait, can you automatically join my lobby?
I think I have to re-invite you.
Let me see.
Join.
Okay, here I come.
okay here I here I come
I opened the fucking settings when you and I just started sliding across the world
oh my god this game is so horrible
do you also have like a lens a permanent lens flare in your face
Yes! And why does everything tilt around?
I don't know! Oh god!
Okay, I think it's loading.
What the fuck?
Everything looks black.
What?!
It's like all the buildings and everything here just completely dark, but I see the sky.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's so bad.
Wait, I see you, but you're just like in shadow.
Whatever.
Whatever.
At the top of the hops, there's potato, low, normal, high, ultra-cooled.
Graphics.
Potato.
Potato.
Potato.
Potato.
Potato.
Here's my biggest question.
Why are there cherry blossoms falling?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, I crashed again.
Oh no, it's that bad.
We might have to play some deals.
Wait, let me see if I can get the potato mode on.
Oh yeah, if you start and get potato.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you start and get potato, I think it'll work.
Cherry blossoms in the desert.
I started seeing all these things floating in the air.
I'm like, what the fuck is it?
And it's fucking cherry blossoms.
Where are they coming from?
What the fuck?
Where the fuck are they coming from?
But they just use a bunch of prefabbed anime game assets?
I think they did.
The cherry blossoms and the pick-and-lunch flair of the thing.
Oh, it's too good! The cherry blossoms are in season!
So kawaii!
We're gonna get the bacon?
Oh, yes.
Here, come. We have to say hi to Queso first.
Mr. Queso?
Mr. Queso's here.
Is he breathing?
Wait, I'm inside of him.
Bro, it looks like Queso has to be a snake coming out of his belly.
What does it look like inside Queso?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Wait, there's gambling.
Oh my god.
We need ten dollars.
Okay, how do we make ten dollars quick so we can gamble it?
Oh, we can buy wheat for $0.00.
There.
Wheat.
Wheat.
All free wheat.
How do I pick it up?
Oh, E.
E.
E.
E.
Whoa.
We have to play school games immediately.
Wait, it's in the truck?
Wait, this is the level of breaking up reason?
Oh, shit.
No, my wheat's in and they look so goofy, I'm so small.
Turn it on!
Wait, what?
What?
What the?
What's that?
I don't know how to-
How does that- Oh, Paul.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this doing?
Is it mixing it?
Oh shit it is, look it's turning into-
turning into belly fat.
Oh my god.
I'm getting a cellulite in it.
Oh why does the bread don't look hairy?
Look Harry. Oh shit, it looks like he has chest hair.
Ooh.
I should not tell me.
Okay, now we put it in the cooker.
Wait, it's...
Fire it up.
I'm turning it on.
What the fuck?
This is how you make bread.
What's happening?
I don't know, is it gonna explode?
It's finished!
The bread!
Bread!
Receive this bread.
Oh, we have to cut up the loaf.
Oh!
What is this?
Where's my sister?
She's placed on there.
Because he's sliced my balls up.
Right down the middle.
Wrecking between the seeds.
Oh, it's even in the little baggies.
Oh wait, where's the P.S.N?
Proud of an inventory alert police?
Wait, what?
What?
We're doing the legal threat?
And Brett illegal?
I guess Brett is illegal.
No...
The world is...
We have to go to the living room and find Tunkies.
Ooh, where the fuck is the city?
Uh...
But though
Right while you cook that I'm gonna drive
Ready law the captain ready to go on a ride of your life
Yeah
Cook addition this is what life is all about cooking bread
Do you feel that too? Are you going through the window?
I'm giving up!
Hey, is everything okay back there?
I think I've died.
I just flew through the window at night.
Maybe, maybe, maybe you had to be sitting down.
Maybe, maybe.
Where are you? Are you, are you dead?
Don't worry, I'm a tonning.
Oh god!
My game just crashed.
The car went into the hill.
Oh no!
Okay, I'm starting to understand why this game has so many bad reviews.
Isn't it like one of the worst reviews of games on Steam right now?
I know.
Oh fuck, oh god, my screen is flashing, my relation to this is out of the blue.
Oh fuck, wait the screen flashing stops for a second when I stand right here, only right
here.
Wow, the cherry blossoms are falling today by the very season.
What is this look like?
I think your muck will receive muck-face in your mouth.
Looks like baby watch. Check this out.
Well, you're rotating so beautifully.
Thanks.
I went to Juilliard.
well should be an olympic skate there
all fucking ballerino
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm sitting down now.
Oh my god.
It's like, it was like, if we got in an accident, nothing can save us.
True.
True.
True.
I'm so tears as Instagram.
Oh, bro, I am so fucked.
Oh, we found it.
We found the city.
Wow, there's so many opportunities there.
My game is criss-
Oh my-
What?
What the-
What the fuck?
Look at this guy waterling down the street.
Wait.
He looks like he is built to survive a car crash.
Is everybody in the city... this man?
It's all the same man in different outfits.
Oh my god! They're shooting at me!
What? We're just like a rival bread gang?
It's the police! I guess breads are legal.
No!
No!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm running as fast as I can.
AHHHHHH!
It's so dark, it's so dark down here.
It's so dark!
Okay, it says load complete.
So uh...
So uh...
So uh...
My tanks are initializing.
I see why this game has negative reviews.
All the reviews are extremely valid.
It's kind of beautiful in a way.
Like, the game crashing and me having to navigate the steam and reload the game
every five minutes is almost, it's part of the game in a way.
It's like a puzzle.
Yeah, it's part of the gameplay loop.
Yeah.
It is a part of the gameplay loop, it's true.
It's emergent gameplay. Hmm. Yes, I'm I've returned
Excuse me, so just hide our bread in the truck
Look look look look what happens when look look I would have stuck outside
Can't you just allow my bro?
Fuck you!
I'm doing a roundhouse kick on a...
I'm not touching the bread! It's not mine!
I just called him an ant.
It's just fucking wheat.
It's my wheat!
Wait, he seems scared.
He's like backing away.
It's because we dropped the bread.
Wait, but we can't defend ourselves.
Do we not get guns?
Look at this guy!
Whoa, I love how his shirt is sucked into his big gaping belly button.
I'm gonna be honest, everybody in town is this man.
Oh, wait.
Even this man?
Everybody that lives here are all...
Oh my god.
It looks like they love bread. Is he wearing a shirt?
I don't know!
I can't...
He's wearing a skin colored shirt.
I'm gonna be honest. Every person that lives here looks like...
That guy from WALL-E.
All of them except for the cops and us.
There'll be perfect customers for our bread business then.
Come on over, I got a little bit of bread.
Want me to blow on it?
Come on, blow on my bread.
Supply and demand.
We can cut the crust off for you.
Oh my god, this is the prequel to Wally.
Ooh, what what is that that he's requesting? What the fuck is that? That's um, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, I
Cannot make heads or tails of that. It looks like a tuba. It's like with cheese
I was making fun it doesn't think it's cheese. It's like
pretzel? no. it's not pretzel. yeah it's like a twisted cheesy pretzel. why does it look
like a shoe? it does look like a shoe! also why are the buildings like this? what the
What the hell?
Wait, we can go in here.
You know, this city feels so empty.
It does.
This city feels really scary.
Yeah, it is kind of scary.
Oh my god a truck.
Oh no I locked you. I don't know where you are.
Oh shit.
Oh god.
Where did you go?
Oh!
Are you here?
There's this...
The way people waddle is so funny.
funny they want away I found you whoa he's a real mover in a staker do you see
how you they walk like you know how like the toddlers walked yeah look like
Like the duck feet?
Yeah!
Wait, what was that?
It was like sinking into the ground.
Oh my god.
I wish you could punch people.
I thought we'd be able to hurt people, but we can't.
We can't hurt people.
Oh man!
I wanna hurt people!
Fix your game to propose.
Wait!
On the objective, it says go to the city and find chunkies to sell your products to.
I thought chunkies was a place.
I realized that that's not what they mean.
Oh, they mean the people.
The citizens?
The citizens.
Chonktown.
We're in Chonktown, and these are the chunky people.
Oh.
We must make ourselves acquainted with them.
It's so dark I can't even see.
Everything is dark and blue.
What the fuck is this guy even requesting?
What is that? Like a cheese covered in goop?
It's like a it looks like it has ranch dressing on it
It's got it's just a little bit of ranch. It's a little bit of ranch
It's just a tiny
Slippery sliver of ranch. Oh, it's just a little more. So you see a little more. She'll just show a little
Slurp of ranch
Yeast
Let's yeast this place up.
Is it just me or is he really small?
He's really small in his head!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I just can't spilling this!
I'm so sorry!
Aw, shit, cause I guess we lost another costume on.
We'll never make it in this world.
The blood business is pretty rough isn't it?
It's too rough on me.
It's a doggie dog world out there.
Maybe we should quit while we're still ahead.
Yeah.
Maybe we should go into the meth business.
Oh shit, do you want to go?
Oh man.
I don't know, can we?
Wait.
You can get fresh fruit.
Wait.
Where?
He's blending the shade.
Oh.
But it's $50.
$50?
F-fuck.
Bro.
America.
These two police officers are just following us everywhere.
I-
I can't believe it. That's how it is.
Like, I guess like the whole game, like they're just like wandering around.
Like looking for you
They're always five feet away and now they're backing up
They just don't want mess with us
Leave us alone
Leave us alone bro
My own business
Fuck you man
Get the fucker
Fuck out of my face
I'm thinking what else can we do in this game this game is so bad I know it was bad I know
It was bad, but I didn't think it was that bad.
I can't say it, but it's so bad.
Oh my god, no one's slipping this slide in, too.
It's unplayable.
It is. It is.
It's almost like we're in an unplayable place.
Well, I'm kind of like, shocked.
Yeah.
Because I was like, oh, well, this would be funny, at least.
At least it'll be like really fucking bad and funny,
It's just bad. It's just so bad. It's just bad, girl. It's just bad.
Horrible.
Bro, this game cost $10.
I want my money back!
Oh, God. I want my money back. Now!
International Women's Day in the West. God.
How could you do this to us on Women's Day?
I'm trying to think of what you have so that I don't have to make you buy anything.
Oh, I'll buy literally anything, bro.
Don't worry, I bought making friends.
Call me the games buyer.
Give me my refund!
Has it been less than two hours?
It has!
Oh my god!
It has! It has! We made it!
Holy fuck!
We made it! We made it!
We can refund it!
Just in time!
Just in time!
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see what we have here.
Let's see what we have here.
It's rare that you find a game that's bad under twa- I mean, yeah, true.
I feel like- I feel like we encounter- I encounter more like, so like, there has been like a
lot of games that are bad, but at least like they're funny.
Yeah, but like this game is just, it's just horrible, it's just super bad.
I feel like part of myself is missing after playing the game.
My soul has escaped through pores in my body, through pores in my skin.
We need to get it back.
I have to figure out a way to collect myself once more.
How, how must we find ourselves?
i'm gonna be like those people from uh those those the god the people from like the gold rush era
shifting to gold yeah going out west going out west shifting on my shoulder dreams
chase my dreams find my fine pieces of myself in the dirt just rinse it off sometimes my brain
I
Feel like that all fucking day. Oh my god. I'll see her because of daily same time
I should fuck my ass up like I I'm so annoyed because I'm just like man
It fucked everything up for me. I'm so this combo blah blah blah
I am it's just like I don't know what I'm doing. I've been like fucked up all day
I went to bed at 3 p.m. Oh
My god. Yeah, because like I like I was in the state where I was like I'm tired, but like
I'm tired, but I'm not tired. I know what to do. My body's just like what is happening
It's fucked up. It's only one hour missing, but it just throws everything off it does
It feels like shit. It does it throws everything off like bad
oh god cancelled daylight savings time now yeah why do we still have this shit
I don't know I thought we were getting rid of it and I'm not feeling I've been
lied to I feel crazy I do feel crazy this kills people you know it does
It actually does. It's killing me. It's killing me. It's killing me every day.
It takes so long to get used to it too. I'm thinking. I'm looking at my, at my, I'm looking at my, at my library.
I'm looking at my lightbulb. Oh!
What about- what about-
What about this?
Hmm? Wait do you-
Is this too much?
Wait, wait, wait, what is this?
What the fuck is that?!
Is this too much?
It's so much scary.
I think so. It might be.
I want to get scared. Wait, that sounds fun.
It might be.
Should I get a brush? Should I get a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do this one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Perfect!
Okay.
Yeah, perfect.
Perfect! And it doesn't have...
Negative reviews.
It does have negative reviews.
I can't believe... Oh my god, I can't believe that game was that bad. Oh my god.
How was that game even released?
I don't know.
Now I understand.
I have hard money for that.
It's just so...
Ugh.
Ugh!
But like I was walking through somebody's nightmare.
Daylight Savings Time in America
was created because a politician in the 1800
thought it was a good idea
to get people to stop sleeping in.
It was eventually removed
because it wasn't working out
but brought back and never removed
once the Second World War started for America.
Oh, I see. Somebody's teaching me about daily savings time.
Oh. Well, guess you don't want to think about daily savings time, my balls.
Yeah, can lick my balls. Lick my...
Shuck my balls.
My balls are hefty-shucked.
A nice little squeak.
Swish them around a little bit, and then give a little twist.
Yeah, aerate them a little bit.
Get them all laid out.
I want my balls to get all laid out and fluffy.
I want all the wrinkles to be just completely ironed out so it's just smooth.
What if somebody's got Botox on their balls?
I thought like maybe it was like a made-up
Troll thing I swear to God I heard about a thing where people were staining their balls to get the wrinkles out
What the fuck?
You can see your balls. Well, I mean if people can steam their vagina, of course they can steam their balls
True true. You can steam anything. That is true
Or people just...
Were like, what?
I do that thing, like, you know...
It's like a Japanese arts and crafting
Where you take like a...
A ball of dirt, and you rub it with a jar
To...
Over and over and over and over for like days
Until it gets like shiny
And has like a mirror finish
I do that to my balls
I watched a YouTube video, love that
I know it's so...
meeting I am consumer Deva by now see had any good ice cream lately yeah but
they love ice cream wait I want to polish my balls to post my balls on
ice cream post my balls hey we could get started I watched it I watched a guy on
YouTube do that shit with the ball polishing yeah and I was just like I
I was mesmerized. I was like, I didn't know this was a thing that people do.
It's so...
...meditated.
Meditated.
Ball polishing.
It's beautiful.
How long does it take? Does it take like a month to get it like a perfect...
I don't know.
Maybe?
I'm assuming it's kind of like the like have you seen those people with like rock tumblers?
Yeah, I like the setting the rock on ball and like they'll put it for like the tumble for like two months
Oh my god, that's how long it takes even with a fucking machine
I've seen I've seen like this one woman put in a machine
You're like, I'm gonna save you a month and I'm like, they need to give her to that sheet
Yeah
Do they pull a geodes in there and stuff like the precious gems. Yeah, like
Holy shit fuck sorry I opened the game in a sensitive way
Dang bro I didn't know rock tumblers are that intense
The fucking rock tumblers are just too much for me
Rock Tumbling 101
Beginner's Guide to Polish Rocks
Whoa
I want a rock tumble
You can get a National Geographic Rock Tumbler.
Wait, they have National Geographic Rock Tumblers?
Yeah, it's like one of those science kids.
Oh, I want one.
Oh.
I feel like I want to try it, but I don't want to commit to it.
Yeah, that's how I feel about most things like this.
I want to try it one time, because I know it's...
I'm not going to be like, oh, I have to do this every day.
Yeah, just gonna sample it.
Yeah, I just wanted to take a sample of it.
That's why I love like sim game sorts, because I could sample different jobs without having
to commit to a job.
Yeah, that's the best part.
Yeah, you can just pretend to be like, oh wow, let me clock in.
Let me clock in on my day of the fucking penis infection and inspection factory.
Look if your penis has an infection.
Oh boy!
I'm gonna go-
Can't wait to do my job.
Go work on that drain, drain simulator.
Wait, I've seen that game.
Hi, Mousy. I hope you're well.
Happy Woman's Day.
Also sending love on behalf of my artist friend who loves you and who got me into you through her artwork.
That sounds pretty nice.
Yeah, I man, I wanted to play it but it has AI in it and I'm kind of like I'm kind of like doing this like
I can't play games with AI thing, you know, it's kind of like my thing
I feel you bruh
It's like kind of like my thing, you know, like I just want to be like quirky, you know?
Just thinking about fun activity
Yeah
All those fucking similar games lately have AI in them all the time, it's so annoying
There's some there coming out that don't have it, but there's so many to do and like you you know me
I love fucked up shitty horror games
And I love playing little shitty horror games and what makes me sad is that so many of them are using AI now
I'm like fuck me
Yeah, it's so hard to tell
And sometimes they lie and they just like you just know you're like oh this is this is definitely not good
You know?
Yeah, there was this one game that was called like, Sushi Simulator or something.
I think it was like a horror game.
And all the dialogue and everything is generated with AI. It's so eerie.
Man, they don't want to, they didn't disclose it.
It made me so fucking mad.
I'm going to invite you to the game.
Okay, I'm booting it up.
She's booting it.
A boot.
I'm gonna put a boot up my ass.
Well Alfie, what size shoe is that?
The shoe of an ancient Chinese woman that did Chinese foot-binding.
Oh tiny little tozies. Yeah, little petite bee. Little petite bee.
Okay, I am...joining with...
Oh, he stopped hitting it for me!
Oh no!
Wait, is there like proximity voice in this?
There is, you wanna use it?
Yeah, it's probably really scary that way.
Oh wait, I'm gonna...is it push to talk? I'm gonna take it off.
Okay, let me check it off cool what the fuck there's a thing this is motion blur
It says read me just to clarify the game does not include any motion blur
What
Fuck can you hear me in the game?
Can you hear me?
Yeah, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
I don't know.
One second, I'm going to hear you.
This is correct.
Okay, you forget to hear me.
Do-do-do.
Do-do-do.
It's our first day on our new job.
We have to do 20 minutes of work.
We have to do 20 minutes of work.
We have to do 20 minutes of work.
We have to do 20 minutes of work.
Good job.
We have to do twining.
If not, we're not gonna know about our job.
Oh, is it video?
We play the video?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh.
I'm learning so much.
Instructs a menu.
Whoa.
Yes.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I see, I see.
No more time line.
Oh.
What the fuck?
Was that a giant?
I'm gonna find the rest of the log!
Guys are detective!
Are you- are you getting this?
Uh...
I think so!
What the fuck? Why is there a fish?
There's a fish coming out!
We have to purge the timeline if it's bad.
Okay, okay.
So if we see a Samuritan coming out...
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
Can't correct in a row.
Oh, one room is a reset?
Oh.
Oh.
Observe team are safe.
Wow, a memory company.
I understand it now.
How much do you think they wasted company resources making this instruction training?
That cost at least $10,000.
That's definitely worth $10,000.
What the fuck is this? Not available yet?
Destination selected.
Whoa! Oh, these are different maps.
Do you want to go to the hotel or office?
Uh, I don't know. What one do you like more?
Bestinations selected. Office.
Office?
Office.
Oh, cheeky office.
I feel like hotel will be harder because I feel like the hotel is really big.
Oh, true. Yeah, yeah. Office will be nice and snug. Like a bug.
In a rug.
Oh, and then we come...
oh god is this it? this is what happened when grandma opens her legs
oh they fought steam coming out
oh jesus i'm hot boxing in grandma's box
oh fuck grandma
grandma
ah dammit grandma
grandma
Get ready for trance
Grandma, this is detoxing me
It's like a nice spa day
Grandma
Grandma steaming her clan
Objective
Oh, we've turned the mic back on
Oh, fuck
Hey, bro
What the fuck?
Okay.
Sounds like the Burger King drive through.
Oh shit, I wanna order some fries.
Look how these lights scare me.
Kind of look like Bruce Willis.
Wait, you do?
Wait, are you?
Okay, I don't know.
Does it look like kinda like...
I don't know how to explain it. It's like you don't have shoulders.
Wait.
Yeah, like the head is...
not sitting right.
Yeah, it's like...
I don't have a good head on my shoulders.
Ten times in a row.
Okay, we have to purge the timeline or confirm stable if everything's the same.
Level zero's always stable.
So this is like level zero.
Oh, so we can compare?
Yeah, this is always fine.
Oh, she's like, this is a normal office.
Yeah, this is a normal office, but the elevator's broken.
There's a guy over here.
He's reading Business Magazine.
Is that the guy from Exit 8?
What the fuck?
Wait.
Is he like an Unreal Engine 5 asset?
He is!
Whoa!
It's John Exit 8!
Oh my god, I can't wait to watch your new movie, John Exit 8.
That's right, there's a fucking movie coming out for that, that's crazy.
He's reading Business Magazine, start your business.
What is this article about?
Trend news, corporate business.
Wow, this guy's a real mover and a shaker.
Yeah, he's serious, he wants everybody to know he's ready to climb the ladder.
I had to grind to get this feel.
Okay, what's in the elevator?
Yeah, elevator obsidian.
Ooh, work floor.
I didn't realize how big this is.
How are we supposed to remember all this shit?
Oh my god.
I guess like if weird stuff happens it'll be really weird, right?
Well no.
Yeah, yeah, they wanna do like, oh, what's the color of the carpet?
Err, oh god, that would, that would really light me up.
Wait to see.
We're going to see, what?
Missing?
Uh-oh.
The Reformation Center?
Recommissioned.
Hard labor.
What the fuck is Reformation Center?
Maybe they're putting them back together.
Oh yeah.
Like in the Santa's workshop.
Oh, this guy's working.
Oh, he's coding something.
He typed hello.
Oh.
Cool.
I want that fucking keyboard.
Oh, I bet that clacks.
I bet it's a nice clacking sound.
Got that thunk.
Fishing trip?
Fishing trip.
Oh, very convenient that the office knows everything
that's going on in your life.
Interesting.
Very convenient.
Wasting your time.
You're wasting your time.
Oh, retirement never?
We can never retire!
We have to work till the day we die?
Yep.
Gotta pull ourselves up by our bootstraps.
Oh god, there's more.
The archive.
What the fuck is this?
Why does it sound like it's fumbling?
It sounds like...
You know those cartoon-like water wheels?
Yeah!
That's what it sounds like.
The fucking cartoon water wheel.
It does! I can hear the wood going around and around.
The sales chart.
Oh, they're on the up and up!
Hey, I guess it's worth it making everybody work to death.
We're trending upwards.
Yes! I just ran into a glass door.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
Cool.
Let go of things beyond your control.
That's easy for you to say.
You're just a freaking poster.
Perch.
So what happens?
So wait, if it's fine, and this is zero, so we go back?
I guess?
We go all the way back.
So de-popped.
And we confirm.
Not easy enough.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
Mine left.
What if there's something really fucked up in here?
I think it's a...
What? Wait, what did you see?
It was like the...
The elevator opened.
What if it eats me up?
Was there somebody in here?
No, there wasn't anybody in there, but it did.
No, there wasn't anybody in there, but it just like, opened.
Oh! Is that anomalous?
I think so, cause I feel like it was already opened...
...before.
Oh!
But my character's breathing is making me scared.
Oh my god, I know, me too!
Should we purge?
Maybe we should purge.
What if like a goblin or a ghoul comes out?
No, no, no, that's way to f**king scare you, don't scare me.
Okay pop, sarnagas.
What if the Blair Witch shows up and she's like, hehehehe.
It's his telephone.
It's ringing.
You wanna answer it or?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where the f**k is this thing?
The employees on the lower floors have grown far too comfortable.
They still believe this building is an office, unaware that they are part of my anomaly program.
What? What?
I don't realize the truth until the final phase begins.
I've seen the early responses already.
The hesitation near the service elevator, the slope blinking after four o'clock.
The way some of them recognized things they were never meant to remember.
The anomaly is waking sooner than expected.
No, no, no.
I think this is an anomaly.
Oh god, it's growing.
It's growing.
What else does that mean?
What are they gonna do to the employees?
I'm gonna do the employees.
I'm gonna turn them into cum.
Ha ha ha!
It's just like, it was a beam
that turns them back into cum.
Oh!
The little wriggling
sperm blob.
Hmm.
Ha ha ha!
Dude, that'd be awesome.
It's like the ultimate promotion.
I guess we gotta pudge.
Pudge.
Oh, I guess like the elevator opening is normal.
Oh, I guess I don't know. I don't remember if it opened the first time.
I don't remember either. I don't recall it. I do not recall.
The time is different.
Is?
Or baby, it's not different, it's just moving really fast.
Oh god, I can't tell.
I don't know.
I can't fucking tell, I can't fucking tell.
What if it goes down the hallway and the guy is down there and he is, uh,
crawled up in a ball, wrong around, sucking his own penis.
Oh god.
Bro, are you ready to see that?
Oh no, I gotta mentally prepare for it.
I gotta check the computers!
Oh yeah, let's see what's on them computers!
I gotta check the computer, man!
What if like a monster just jumps out?
Oh god, oh god, don't say that!
I'm getting, I'm getting all freaked out!
I'm getting the meat sweats!
Oh, Jesus!
It's starting to stink in here!
Smells like...
Beef!
What's that?
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Yep, me too, that's how I feel when I have to work overtime.
Mondays, am I right?
The case of the Mondays, I see, brain.
Stop.
Oh, stop.
No way, he's in a headbutt.
Well I guess that's an anomaly.
It looks like he needs to get purged.
Yep.
Why am I breathing so hard?
Me too. Is the cover standing there?
Maybe anomaly? It's like anomaly-ing us?
Go home, you drunk.
My breathing is like...
Yeah, wasn't it good?
It sounded like a little truffle pig.
I want to put a little harmonica in my mouth.
Wait, that was such a funny way to play a scary game.
Hold.
Oh god.
Whoa, but I don't see anything too scary no, no definitely it's not gonna be scary this time
Okay, I believe you hold up
Bro every time every time I travel like all the sounds died what oh
I see what you mean was one of those games. Yeah, it's one of those games
games. Like, it, when I time out.
Hey games, I do that. I hate that too, I don't know why, why, why you do that with your game?
It's because the game gets jealous and wants exclusive audio control.
I can't handle what, I can't handle a jealous game.
Wait, where the couch is always green?
Wait, w-woah, where are they?
Gold?
I feel like...
I don't want to run...
Um...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, no, no.
What was that?
Did you hear that?
I heard something whistling.
What the fuck?
What was that?
Maybe...
Maybe it's nothing.
Yeah, it's probably normal.
Yeah, it's probably nothing.
yeah the guys still working
good job was this ugly-ass painting always here yeah you can get some pay
vacation looks like that one dress oh the one that's like is it white or is it
blue yeah yeah I only ever saw it blue yeah I feel like people inside is white
and gold we're just they they were bullshitting there's no way I feel like
it reminded me of that other shit that other thing with it like Laurel shit oh
yeah and then the rainstorm yeah and I'm like I just feel like at this point the
The internet was just trying to like gaslight us this whole time.
I had to have been, but there's just no way, I've never been able to see it as white and
gold.
I never saw it as white and gold either.
So that's why I'm like, uh.
You saw it more white?
What?
What?
I don't believe, I don't trust.
They're gaslighting.
They're gaslighting us, right now.
are still on the up I've seen it change before my very eyes what how I've
literally stared at that thing for like hours and nothing happens
we're from monster from hell I think everything's fine so maybe we should go
back yeah I mean a chair being a different color that's not an anomaly
right? I mean no but I don't I think maybe the chair's always been like that.
Maybe it was always green. Yeah it was probably always green. We're just
we're just being we're just being silly.
No! Fuck wait what color is that fucking chair? It's green.
Wait, what did we miss?
Where did we fuck up?
What was it?
Am I dumb?
No, no, I didn't notice anything either.
Dumb and Dumber.
Dumb and Dumber.
Bro.
There's a fucking dress. It fucked us up.
What the fuck could have been? We went everywhere.
Oh, maybe it was... No, it wasn't the painting.
No.
Everything in here looks the same.
Yeah, it all looks normal.
Hmm...
Maybe that guy was normal.
Oh, shit.
That guy's banging his head against the wall.
Oh yeah, Jerry at the office.
He does that every Monday and Tuesday.
oh yeah I forgot the ceilings we should check them too oh fuck
oh god was there something hanging from the ceiling
yeah goblin is gonna come down and tickle us with his toes
oh god he's hanging he's gonna get all devious with it
Ha ha ha ha!
Eugh!
Devious goblin!
Okay, anything weird in you?
That guy's not wearing any socks.
Oh god, imagine the smell!
I just- I can't understand how people can do that.
Especially with like a dress shoe like that.
Yeah, like, don't your feet get sweaty in that thing?
Like, doesn't that feel horrible?
Oh, they do.
They definitely do!
That's just pure leather
I don't think there's anything wrong
Yeah
Everything looks normal to me
Everything looks fine
It's fine, it's fine
What if like they do something stupid like switch up their shoes
That would just piss me off
I'm not wearing any socks either
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You.
Because you work in an office building that doesn't mean you don't wear socks.
Oh, maybe it's with the boss, the man. He wants the whole place to stink.
Oh, God. Because he likes to smell a feet?
Yeah.
Yeah!
It's with the boss' request, I guess.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I just can't live without socks.
I have to wear socks.
I have this thing where it's like, I can't regulate my body temperature and my feet.
Always cold.
I like, I only wear them with shoes.
I'm weird.
I don't wear socks around the house or to bed.
Cause I just-
I don't like to be bare feet.
Cause I get scared cause I'm really clumsy and if I wear socks, I slide around on the
wood floor and I almost die every time.
Oh my god.
I slid on my floor once too and now I'm all dried.
It's so scary.
But I like wearing socks. Sometimes I wear them with the grippies on.
Oh yeah, those are nice.
My special white coat resort socks.
Yeah, the draperies.
And at the health spa.
Perfect.
They're good for getting some footing.
Yeah, and you know, it's extra protection when you're really feeling like feisty, you know, you take a feisty step.
Mmm!
You take a feisty step.
You put a little pep in my step?
Oh, yeah, put a little pep in my step, and I don't have to worry about cracking my skull open.
Yeah.
You climb the walls and those things.
Actually, I'm really afraid of falling in the bathtub.
In the bathtub.
Me too.
Bro.
Ugh.
It's super scary.
I hate when I have to like wash my hair and close my eyes cuz I don't want to get this soap in my eyes
I would just always feel like I'm gonna fall backward. I get like really dizzy
Oh my god me too
I thought it was just me. I thought it was just me
I was like oh it's probably because I never like cuz you know I was I was like sick
So I couldn't like take showers by myself
So like my mom would help me and now I'm showering by myself and I thought I was like oh
This is just because I'm not used to showering is fine, but now I know it's normal
Oh, it's just a fucking shower anomaly, bro.
Oh, god, shower anomaly.
What if we have like a strange anomaly just wrapped around our body, just squeezing us?
No!
There's queen.
I hate that.
Oh, I have a shower chair. I have a built-in shower bench in my shower.
Oh my god, having a bench in the shower is just, I can't live without it anymore.
I have to have a bench.
I wish I could play video games in my shower, I was thinking about that earlier with Pocopia
because I don't want to leave to go take a shower, I wanted to keep playing Pocopia and
I was like fuck I'm thinking about playing like a...
Put on a ziplock bag.
Put on a ziplock bag.
Yeah.
Would you stream from your shower?
No.
No, no, no.
No?
No.
The shower? It's a sacred place.
That's true. I knew it was a sacred place.
Nobody else knows what anomalies are in there.
Who knows what anomalies are in there?
The shower anomaly.
I want people to hear me taking a shit
and stomping it down the drain.
Don't make fun of me.
I won't, I won't, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I know you. I know you will make fun of me, though.
I've never. Oh, this is an anomaly.
It's closed.
It's closed. Like my heart.
My heart is rolled off in darkness.
And then I am clad poison.
There's a shower curtain that has tablet pockets so you can watch shows while you waffle Stompin.
Stumpin
There's a shower curtain that has tablet pocket
Wait, what if they change the numbers? Oh
No
That would be so cruel. Why would they do that to us? I can't pay attention to stuff like that
Well, we already know there's an anomaly because the elevator's closed. Yeah
Well, it's fine
I
Be way my next machine guys not there. I guess he's probably smacking his ass in worlds. Oh
Man, what if we walk by one of these glass windows, and there's just a guy pressing his ass up over
Rubbing it like
Check me out.
It's like a zoo exhibit.
I feel like it is a zoo exhibit.
We have to feed him.
He wants more toner for the coffee machine.
That's what it is, right, toner?
Toner?
Pointer?
Pointer ink?
Fax machine?
Oh!
Wax machine?
Wax machine?
Wax machine?
Oh wait! What the fuck?
Oh! Wait, that's our fault.
We're so done.
No, it's me, it's me.
It didn't mess with me at all, I was like, oh, okay, time to clock out, I'm all ready to go.
The Shaddammit.
Fuck.
Wait, was this always like this?
Like the glass door right here?
Yeah, did this always look like this?
I... I don't know.
Oh my god, I don't know.
Well, I've seen this place at least five times now.
There's no way... I mean there's no way we can fuck up again.
No, no, of course not. It's fine.
So is the first one always the 0-1?
I think so?
Hmm...
No wait, that's not true because we had started over and they...
It wasn't 0, was it?
Oh...
Oh...
I accidentally forgot...
This doesn't feel...stable.
What if like we walk past this door there's like a naked man doing like spares in here.
Just slowly spinning in there.
Just rotating?
Yeah, just rotating.
He's just slowly rotating in here like...
Oh
Like he's in the microwave. Yeah, it's like this
Or pure wedding, you know. Oh, yeah, like doing a cheeky pirouette. Yeah, yeah, yeah
But then he starts spinning so fast
Oh shit, yeah!
Oh shit, yeah!
Oh shit, and the helicopters, there's his penis, and then you hear
OOI, OOI, OOI, OOI, and he breaks through the ceiling, and everything explodes.
Wait, is this for normal or no?
I can't, I can't tell.
It seems normal?
I think it's normal.
You know what, there's no way we can do the way you do it.
It's fine bro.
It's mine.
You're on 4-0.
Your mom is on 4-0.
My mom is a mom-o-lee.
Mom-o-lee.
My mom is a mom-o-lee.
Mom-o-lee.
We're like a little...
We're like a little...
a little like hairy man on all fours crawls out of the elevator.
Oh, like a tiny little Keyblur elf man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's like really small and he's very hairy and he like comes out.
Oh no.
Okay, so we could like offer him some like little berries and he'll eat them and just become
like our companion.
Yeah.
And then like runs down the hallway and he was like.
Ooh
Yes
Was there always only three chairs here?
I'll fuck me
I...
I don't know
Guys I don't know what is in the anomaly
I thought anomalies were just really freaky scary stuff
Yeah me too
Maybe we just talked a little much
Maybe
Honestly, I don't know if I can memorize all this even without talking.
True. Well, I played, I played Armored Observation Duty and I like that.
I did okay.
But I was also really high at the time, so I feel like that enhances my brain.
Yeah, it gives you like, the super power.
Yeah, it's like, I'm so unaware that like, I'm tuned in.
Yeah, you go into a flow state.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm going super saying it in my ballsack.
This looks normal, right?
This doesn't look normal.
Was there always keys there?
Yeah, right. Yeah.
There's the water wheels.
Water.
I can spinning them.
The keys and they can spinning man.
This room looks... okay.
How come we took the ceilings?
Oh yeah, the ceilings.
I keep forgetting to look up.
Gamers never look up.
No.
What if...
What if we go into that room and Northern Lion is in this room?
Standing here.
That would be terrifying right in the mirror of the room
He's just on one of these computers playing sleigh the spire and going on like a really really long philosophical rant about something
Yeah, then he tells us to get it twisted
Now I would definitely point to the timeline if I saw that kind of crap
It's the same who it is who let the dogs out
P.O.V. the mailman just walked right.
When you hear a knock at the door...
Uh, what is this for, normal?
It seems normal, but then again...
Oh wait, was this always weird?
Because there were times when it looked normal, but it wasn't.
It wasn't. We didn't hit it right.
It has to be.
It has to be.
It was the game is gaslighting us.
It is gaslighting me. I feel very teched.
I feel very teched.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
No!
I'm gonna kill myself.
What the fuck was that for?
AHH!
I'm gonna- I'm gonna crush you!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
Wait, so this one's always zero, right?
Yeah, okay.
This is always zero.
So are we safe to just confirm right at the gate?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Zero.
I really have to pee.
Oh, okay.
It's okay.
You take a pee.
I'm going to stand in the corner and pee.
Okay, I'll be right back.
I'll keep an eye out for any anomalies.
There's some anomalies that could be drawn to the scent of pee and the sound of it.
when when you're when when bro is taking you for a walk and one of the ops walk by
Pio, we your your owner comes home and brought you a new toy
When your owner starts vacuuming,
P O V it's the 4th of July and all the loud noises are happening again.
I keep getting random shit recommended to me on Twitter, which is just like, it's an awful
place.
It's so bad now.
It's horrible.
But I have to, I have to check it to stay up to date, you know, I gotta stay up to
date.
And the other day I got recommended some tweet from, I think somebody, like it was translated
from Portuguese or something.
And yeah, let me find that.
I gotta read it verbatim, I saved it somewhere.
Cause I don't think I could do it justice, from memory.
Okay, I found it.
Oh, it was translated from Spanish!
Some random Spanish account.
And they said,
would I like most about women
are the soft little farts they let out
before they start peeing?
And I think that's just some wonderful sentiments, especially during special day to celebrate women.
So true, it's so beautiful and so true.
I wonder what the original Spanish said.
I really want to learn Spanish better.
Let me find it, let me find it.
There should be a game where you play as a woman going to the bathroom and it's like
a stealth action game but you're taking a whiz and you gotta hide the sound of the farts
that come out uncontrollably, either through calculated half an A press, like strats to,
you know, like an aptly timed flash, a squeak of the shoe, or maybe you time it perfectly,
you stop the flow of the stream when someone comes into the restroom and you hold it and
there's like a stamina bar kind of like in Breath in the Wild, like I imagine like,
Like a little stamina bar as you're holding the whiz while you're sitting on the toilet
and you have to wait for the person to leave and then you can let the flow go.
And if they hear the farts come out while you're peeing, it's game over.
It's the end of the run.
Oh, I found the tweet!
Okay, tell me if my pronunciation is really bad.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to learn how to say this correctly.
Alright.
I comida en la casa.
Wait, does that translate to what I like most about women
or the soft little farts laid out before they start peeing?
Cause that's what the tweet said.
Read it to Malsy when she gets back.
Wait, I gotta...
For some reason, I don't know if it's like...
like a Spanish internet lingual thing?
Cause it auto corrects and Google Trans like the,
it's just said low Q, like just the letter Q,
low Q must.
Like why is it, is it just a typo?
There's a reply to the tweet that says,
Exactly, I've been complaining about them complaining when I asked them to blow both in my face, bro
If I stand far away, I don't get the fart
What?
What the fuck?
Oh hey bro
To hear about the International Women's Day sale on Steam, everything was 70 cents on the dollar
What?
What about?
I'm learning Spanish
Oh, what was Spanish learning?
uh
It's uh, I found this tweet and I translated it and they said like
The thing I like most about women are the soft little farts that come out when they're peeing
What the fuck?
I don't know what to pronounce it right
Say it
What I like the most about women are the soft clothes that they wear before...
Before?
Yeah
Before?
Before
I don't know if I said that right!
You're saying it right?
Before what?
Wait, wait, I was tapped out.
Fuck, I forgot the sound.
Just fucking...
That's very good.
wait is my is my pronunciation improving? Yeah!
uh I can say I comida en la casa there's food in the house yeah yeah yeah
they said peditos in Puerto Rico we say pale pale pale is fart oh pale yeah
pale pale is for pale and to pee you can I say man or you can say orinal or
in a yeah you can say orinal or you can say man but also like we use like a
divin you to the menu with to form like like you know how we're like oh I'm
Oh, we're gonna pee pee.
Yeah.
So, we say pee pee, but like for girls you can only say nini.
Nini?
Yeah, nini.
I gotta go nini?
Yeah, don't say pee pee.
Pee pee.
Wait, how do you say the H-A-C-E-R?
Oh, Acer.
Acer?
Yeah, the H is silent.
Yeah, yeah, acer.
Oh.
The egg is fine.
Yeah.
Your pronunciation is really good.
I'm trying to learn better so we can order the Cuban bread at the bakery.
Oh my god, you can do it.
I'm saying quiero pan cubano, por favor.
Se...Seg...Quiero pan cubano por favor.
Oh, por favor.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You can also say un boyo de pang, but in some countries,
boyo means pussy.
Boyo?
Yeah, boyo.
Boyo.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha.
Wait, I heard something.
I don't know if this is in Puerto Rican Spanish,
but maybe I don't know what flavor it is,
But somebody told me once that Peloton, like the Peloton bike sound like saying you have big balls like peloton or something
Oh peloton, yeah! Peloton is a huge ball
Whaaat?
Yeah yeah yeah, a huge ball, big ball, big ball
Big balls
Peloton
Peloton
Pelo Pelo, which is like a footballer.
Oh, Pelo Pelo?
Yeah.
Oh, like, like soccer?
Oh, football?
Oh yeah, football, football, football.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you can also use it for like baseball too.
Oh!
But you can't use it for basketball.
Oh, wait, what's the word for basketball?
Balancesto
Balancesto
Well that's like the basketball hoop
Oh!
We could also like
call it Balancesto, like the sport is Balancesto
Balancesto
Yeah
Yes, yes, and then like
soccer
is football
Not football
Football
Yeah. Football. Football. I'm learning. Wait, are we still on the zero floor?
Uh, I think so? Only one way to find out. Oh, it says zero. Football. Football.
Oh yes, it's a bellotón.
Bell.
Bell.
Uh, mujeres.
Mujeres?
Yes, mujeres.
Oh, mujeres.
Mujeres, the J is like, hey.
Anomaly!
Wait, what do you see, bro?
Oh, his magazine!
He's thinking about reading it and not reading it.
Oh my god!
No, yeah, you're right! His aura is completely different!
He's just like, I don't know what to do.
Should I commit to a...
He can see his hands trembling!
Yeah, he's scared. He's afraid of filling out that job application.
Oh no, you can do it, bro!
I'm bleeding you.
Just wear socks.
Yeah, please.
Just wear some socks.
Gonna get really bad blisters.
We're fake.
I'm kind of fucked up. I'm just an ego.
Wait no, it's okay.
I'm on that daylight savings time shit right now.
Give me some of that daylight savings time pussy.
Spring that pussy an hour back. Her growlers active only for 23 hours. Not 24.
It's special day!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's our founding fathers day.
Yes, we must celebrate.
Celebrate by putting a sparkler up your ass.
Yes, or like in jackass where you put that fucking little firework up his butt.
Oh my god, that's right, he stuck a firework up his butt hole.
I think it burned his ass cheeks too.
How are those guys still alive?
I have no idea, well I guess some of them are alive now.
We did one of them die?
Yeah, I think one of them actually, it was like over 10 years ago though.
But Johnny Knoxville is still doing TV shit.
And I can't believe how old he looks.
Oh my god, I saw him on YouTube and he got so old.
Yeah he did. He looks like one of those relatives that you've had that you haven't seen in years
and he came back and he's like, oh yeah I was in Palm Springs.
He does look like that.
He looks like he lives in like, you know those like community but for like old people.
One of those like really tropical retirement communities who's got like the fucking polo
shirt on with the po-po-po-dries on it.
Yeah.
He's on fear factor- wait, fear factor is still-
Yeah, they brought it back and he's like the host of it now.
They brought back fear factor?
Yeah.
Apparently.
What the fuck?
I wonder if they're still doing all the crazy shit with the bugs and stuff?
Are they still eating fucking animal testicles because it seems like they did that every episode?
They did. I think somebody who worked on that show had some kind of weird thing about that.
This guy's like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make everybody eat a shit ton of balls.
If you could tell if it's in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I promise, you don't do wonderful.
Do you know what I watched that fucking America's next top model documentary?
Me too!
Oh my god!
Holy fuck bro!
Bro!
Pro Tyra Banks is insane!
This is fucking crazy!
I forgot when she pretended to have rabies at one time!
That fuck is wrong with me!
And that's acting guys!
IT'S ACTING!
Oh my god!
When she pretended to faint and they were all seriously concerned
Yeah, they're also worried about her
And then she was like,
Guys! I'm teaching you guys acting!
That's the next challenge!
And she's like, what the fuck?
Well, she is something else
She scares me
She's kind of scared we do
She's probably watching us right now
Oh god, well, she's an anomaly in here
Oh my god, I wonder if she is an anomaly
She's gonna tell us to smile. I want to smile so hard
I tried to do that so much when I was a kid cuz I love growing up
It's following us. Oh shit. It's Tyra Banks. She's watching
They're a please we're gonna be eliminated. Oh god. I'm not in the running to becoming an Erica's now milk is next up model
No, I wanted to have a modeling contract
oh no my my contract with was a barley of oh my contract with no we all oh my
contact with gone here for keys oh I don't need trouble bro well I I'm just
She's like, watching all that shit, I was just like, holy fuck, this woman is crazy.
She is disturbed.
I remember one time, I recently watched some of the episodes and they like put a, they
put a wig beard on a guy.
A wig beard?
Yeah, like they gave a guy a fake beard.
Just like permanently?
Yeah, they like glued it onto his face.
What the fuck?
I know what you need you need a beard and he's like what I can't grow a beard. She was we're getting you a
Wig beard
What is it making out of?
American it was like a merkin for his face
Well the makeover segments at the beginning are always so fun. They always do the worst shit to everybody
Wait, I can't see you
wait what whoa does this happen to me too look wait yeah I see it looks like
there's like it got really cold in your helmet where's the lighting I just
I just paced myself
Oh god, oh god
It's like there's a bunch of bird poop on my helmet
I think
We're
Yeah, we're
We're
YES
We're doing it, we're doing it
We're doing it
Remember
When I was watching that thing
I forgot about the fact that they like broke one girl's teeth
That's right
I always scared the fuck out of me as a kid when they show her mouth all bloody and fucked up
And I'm like imagine you join a show and you're like I'm getting it my big break and you're like yeah
I'm gonna fuck up your teeth
We're pulling out every single one of your teeth
We're pulling out all your teeth
They have to be in surgery and you have to be in like oral surgery for like 15 hours
Just let me know.
Oh my god.
I was just like, what the fuck?
Like, I would just walk off the fucking show, bro.
I mean, it's not even worth it.
No.
And then, they like threatened her and they're like, you're going to get eliminated if you
don't get your teeth pulled.
It's just like, what the fuck?
With my tooth.
Wait, there's four chairs here.
Were there always four chairs?
Or was it three?
I remember saying three.
Once upon a time.
Once upon a time.
Wait, so it's 4 normal or it's 3 normal?
I don't know.
What?
I don't know if 4 chairs is normal or if 3 chairs is normal.
I don't know.
Oh, 3 is anomalous?
Oh.
That's what we kept missing.
Shit! We gotta look at everything!
I've got a lot to fucking input my dick in the light socket.
Time to get all juiced up.
Oh shit, I need that spark in me.
I need to play this game with my dick in my hand. It's the only way I can concentrate.
I like it when sometimes they leave a reveal.
I'm stupid, like I can play this game with one hand. Good!
Sure you can buddy.
Guys, I can't trust myself.
I don't know, I can't trust my memory.
I can't trust myself, I can't trust my memory, I can't trust anybody.
I don't know what's real.
What the fuck?
Oh god, this is a panic attack.
Oh, is he okay? It looks cold.
dude nice shoes bro holy fuck what are those like no bounces or whatever
shit the latest
dang those are clean
i think he's stuck his stick in a light socket
oh no it's okay bro it's okay
nobody has died from weed okay bro it's alright
the police are coming they're asking for you
the police are coming they want you they're asking for you
for you. Everybody hates you, everybody hates you.
I'll put a picture of you hiding in your mom.
You did it. We found the anomaly.
I found him. We must purge.
That was him. Sixth floor. We've never made this far.
This is awesome. This is the most furthest we've gone.
Yes, we're actually doing it.
I'm gonna show this thing up on my pee hole.
Whoa, like a little spaghetti?
Yeah, but it should be okay, I think.
Ooh.
Breathe in business magazine, I see it, alright?
He's motivated again.
Yeah, this is a good timeline, I think.
He feels motivated, he's excited,
he's ready to get on with his life.
Yeah, it's a real mover and a shaker.
I was like, we've never looked in the book yet.
And I'm like, what if there's like a thing?
There's like a little gnomon there.
A gnomon?
A little gnomon inside the book yet.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, that was scary.
Oh my god, was that killer or something?
I don't know, but whatever wraps around us and shit.
Oh, that was a big eyeball.
Gonna give us a colonoscopy.
Oh shit, no, I don't want one.
You ever been spit roasted?
Why a colonoscopy and endoscopy?
Yeah.
No.
I have.
Oh god.
At the same time.
At the same time?
I mean, I guess it's, it's, you knock them both out in one go.
Yeah.
It's so easy.
No need for tool appointments.
Just tool in one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kill two birds with one stone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tool in one, bro.
Wait.
wait the rug it's different it is yes they usually like green oh shit did they
touch cameras it is green also it's smaller it does seem smaller what the
hell something's wrong in this office building I don't like it smells fishy
Oh wait, this door has always been closed.
Oh god, it scared me!
I thought the colonoscopy guy was gonna come out of the line, he's gonna come and give us a colonoscopy again!
Nooooo!
Go!
This guy's toys here, huh?
One day he's not gonna be there.
Aw...
He's the most loyal employee.
What if they do something really fucked up and they change the code on the computer?
Yeah, I was thinking that but I can't even look at it close enough.
If you right click, you can zoom in.
Oh my god.
There's even an icon for it on the left. I'm so dumb.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
I forget all the time too.
That is so useful.
Can we take a closer look?
Bzz, bzz, bzz.
I don't know what to think.
Oh yeah, no, the carpet is full.
Yeah, the carpet is different.
So yeah, it's gotta be anomalous.
Yeah.
There's just mirrors.
This room feels like bright.
Feels very bright.
Looks a little white.
Oh
Okay, I guess we'll save the putt
Oh my god
Do you think
You think the colonoscopy guys gonna come on again?
I hope no I hate that guy I don't like that guy
he's fucking freaky
oh yeah I got to read him though
he's back into reading his passions
ooh friend and news
he's a good lad
he does seem like a good lad but he needs to put on some socks
he does it's making me uncomfortable
I don't like it
I don't fucking like it.
Oh, cold, blimey.
Where does everything sound so loud?
What the hell is like my footsteps and my breathing?
Yeah.
Is it on or not, mommy?
Attention, please.
It's me.
What if he's just...
What if the community is jerking off?
Ha ha, I'm not to his own code.
Yeah, who's that called?
Yeah.
Yeah, I love HTML.
You're a used Python.
Look at my Python out.
Why the fuck am I breathing so hard?
Is it because I'm running?
I have emphysema.
I'm Miso Talioma.
Miso Talioma.
I'm Miso Jar Jar Binks.
Oh Jar Jar Binks.
Have you seen that? Oh my god.
I- I- I fucking did go on Twitter but...
You know, sometimes we gotta go there.
You gotta go. It's uh...
It's...
It's necessary evil.
There was like, somebody posted pictures of like...
Uh...
job of the hood son or some shit what yeah and here's a son I guess he's like a
son or something and like he has like abs and shit what yeah I wonder if I can
find it dude bro he's like you're so like muscular what Star Wars is this
from is this from one of the spin-off thing is I don't know and I don't know
what it's from or where what it's for I don't know if it's for the game or
something but the dude is raped we lost from the new Mandalorian movie oh he has
abs what the fuck his name is like uh what was his name chat somebody says his
His name is Rota the Hutt, Rota the Hutt is that Glup Shado, Rota the Hutt, Glorp
Fuckface pissholes
Pussyhole David
Wait I got a tab back home
Do it
Okay, I'll go in it
I'll go going I'm googling one second one second
Don't go in it
What the fuck is that like dual wielding axes?
What the hell?
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
He has abs bro.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
Rota.
He's got like the like the bodybuilders that use a lot of steroids kind of
build a loaded abbelly. He's gonna pop a seam.
He is. Rado is not naughty.
What?
Uh...
So...
I don't know if anything was different.
I'm worried.
Me too, because this is the first we've gone.
If we lose now, I'll feel despair.
We'll fall into a... a chasm.
I want to look at him.
Don't forget the elevator.
Oh, I haven't checked the elevator.
Oh, what about the bucket?
Oh yeah, the bucket.
What if there's a little gnome in there?
Come on, come on little gnome.
I'm gonna take all your little feet.
Show us your feet.
Hahaha.
Show us your little toe-tees.
Come on, take them out.
You haven't seen a hut until you've seen the Dark Jedi hut.
Dark Jedi hut?
What is this all like a fanfic character?
It's still like a little deviant.
Check out my...
It's my original character, Do Not Steel.
Let's look at the other side.
Dark color.
His eyes turn red when he gets mad.
Oh shit.
And does it change colors according to his mood?
Yes!
Yes!
Every single color, his hair can change every single color according to his mood.
Yes, yes, and he has one angel wing and one dark wing.
Oh! A halfling!
Yes, yes, yes.
Perfect.
He likes listening to Green Day.
And his toxic trait is that he's not perfect.
Yes, and he cares too much about other people.
He cares too much, he's too much of a nice guy.
He's clumsy.
Very clumsy.
Oh!
Yay!
like staying up all night oh she is a night owl
mm have you ever seen
have you ever seen uh there's this one show on youtube from like years ago
called the most popular girls in school did you ever see that
No! No, I haven't!
Oh my god.
I'll see you later.
Like this show that they made where it was like
somebody like did stop motion animation with these Barbie dolls
and it like lasted for like five seasons.
What?!
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Oh, I love shit like that on YouTube.
Or it's like old YouTube like...
Yeah!
Oh!
He's standing. He's up.
I wanna check if he's scary again.
OH SHIT!
AHHHHH! RUN!
AHHHHH!
He's pressing, he's pressing, he's pressing, he's pressing!
He's pressing, he's pressing, he's pressing!
He's pressing, he's pressing, he's pressing!
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
That was so fucking scary!
What the fuck?
I said another case for Mondays.
Did he have his dick out?
He had something in his hand.
I was too afraid to tell.
Oh, maybe it was a knife.
Whoa.
He sharpened his dick into a point.
He used a wet stone.
A rock tumbler.
Oh shit!
Oh my god, there he is again!
Don't think I forgot what you did.
Sorry, that was fucked up all you did in the other timeline.
There you go.
Where did he just start seizing?
He's in the chair, he just went...
There's like another thing!
Connecting!
I'll be charging his caravans.
I'll catch the next challenge.
Wait, I hear something strange.
What is it?
It was like...
something.
Something like that.
That was my tummy.
Oh god.
I keep thinking that like a guy is gonna pop out I know I feel terrified around
every corner in this place they're just hiding just ready to pounce check the
computer's computer screens okay this guy's never gonna learn how to use that
machine. No. I'm checking. Okay, missing. Vacation. Vacation. Equipment. Hard labor.
I think it's all the same.
Fishing trip.
That guy.
And this all looks...
the same.
What do you think this office building smells like?
Like must.
Must?
Yeah that old musty carpet smell.
Oh shit.
And like, somebody microwave something with fish in it?
Cause they don't give a fuck about anybody and it just fucking sinks into the walls and stays there for the entire week.
Oh shit.
It doesn't smell like feet.
It's the sweaty foot office.
I don't know him.
I'm worried.
There's four chairs.
This looks normal.
I'm so worried.
If we don't get it right, I'll cry. I'll freaking cry.
Enough, Wicked Quine. You're not gonna like it.
Hmm.
Is the time the same? I don't know. I think it changes.
I think the clock just keeps spinning.
Yeah.
I'm just like a worm.
Yeah, it just keeps turning.
Like sand in the old gloves.
I don't know what to do bro.
I don't know either.
It seems like there's nothing wrong.
It seems like it's fine.
I'm gonna press it.
Seems like it's fine.
I'm gonna press it.
Oh god, this is like the moment of truth.
Oh god.
Oh please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I wanna do it!
Okay, this is how we can do it.
We can do it, Red, if we can do it.
Yes!
HOW TO PROTECTE THE SHPUT
I'm ready! I'm on some fuckin clue
What if, like, a woman is standing in the hallway, and all of a sudden she lifts up her dress
and a deluge of upなくする, up annéelly pompa
I didn't go to the house.
She sprays her peanut butter.
Yeah.
And she goes, Happy Women's Day.
Oh, I can hear it like this.
Happy Women's Day.
Happy Women's Day, everybody.
I'm gonna spray my period everywhere.
Okay, what if it's Lola's...
I was g...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ok, now my flow is so heavy today!
I submerged the entire office building, Peter!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Looks like the shawning!
You wanna come out and play?
Holy fuck, I'm coming, Wallace.
This guy's computer looks okay.
I think... yeah!
Oh god!
Do we twist the commission on the hard labor?
Oh, it's labor.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
I'm missing.
There's somebody in here.
There's two people in here kissing each other.
Oh, shit. So we're making out?
Yeah.
Lesbians.
I'm missing.
The lesbians.
Lesbian anomalies.
Lesbian anomalies!
I'm scared.
I don't see anything different.
That's what scares me more than if something is different
because then I get this feeling, like this nagging feeling.
Yeah.
After something I missed.
These things are so loud! Hurricane Tortilla!
Bro, I think about that literally every time I'm holding a pex of a tortillas.
I think about it all the time.
All the great vines.
I miss vines.
I miss vines too.
What do we do?
I don't know.
Is anything different?
I don't think so.
We'll read every single poster.
Read it.
There's a vine revival happening.
What the fuck?
That site is still around?
I think I know that.
I thought Vimee turned into Tik Tok.
I thought so too, but I think I'm wrong.
We might be wrong.
GeoCity is also back?
What?
What the fuck is happening?
You see, somebody on Twitter made like, they were like,
I mean, I made what a website would look like back in like the early 2000s.
I made an early 2000s website for a nostalgia's purpose and like, it looks like nothing like how like early 2000s websites were.
Oh bro, yeah, I saw that. That person's a fucking poser.
I was just like, what the fuck?
They were probably like a freaking fetus during the time on the web look like that.
Like that's not how they say would look.
Yeah.
I remember it.
They were like all the frutiger arrow stuff on it or something.
Yeah and like it was like rubble links and shit and it was just like what the fuck.
Yeah.
They're not look like that.
Meow.
Meow.
You freaking fetus.
We can feed us get out of here. What is this guy off? We can feed us something. I think we're safe, but I'm scared
Are we going to die I don't want to die. I don't want to die
Every ceiling
We just have to trust ourselves and believe.
Yes, we must believe.
Believe in the power.
Yes.
This all looks very normal.
Oh god.
Oh fuck.
Ah!
Please, please, please, please, please!
I don't know what's different!
What the fuck was different?
That's gonna...
Ah!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I thought you would hold shit like that.
Yeah.
It's messed up.
He's been on the same page for days.
He's bad weed!
He's bad weed!
He's just pretending.
He's a freaking pozo.
You're a freaking pozo and I don't freaking like it.
Wait, was this a store at the end?
Oh no, don't tell me that.
No.
No.
I can't keep track of all this can anyone remember all this stuff bro I thought I was
pretty good at these games but now I realize I suck no I don't think you suck I think it's
just hard me with me when my penis is hard I'm trying to figure out what to do well if
It's not gonna soak itself.
Oh Jesus, I'm scared of my boner.
My flick and penguins are giving me the ebidu ebis.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Remember to read all the signs on each door.
Oh, are you serious?
All the signs?
Are you serious, Brov?
Brov, you have to be...
We taking the piss?
You're f**king mental, bro.
You're absolutely f**king minging me.
Pulling me ponga.
Fucking sausage roll from Greg's.
DNA.
Pull it on my dick hole.
what if like you know when I was a kid they used to say that like a person's
intestine stretch out for miles and miles is that true is that true how the
fuck do we hold miles of intestines inside of our stomach that doesn't make
there's no way there's no way it can be compressed that much there's no way
yes maybe it's the nervous system the nervous system oh it's like a slinky
so it's all like coiled up but even if it's cooled up like how big can it be
20 feet? 20 feet of that shit in the s-
AHH!
I'm gonna bungee jump with my intestines.
I'm gonna do jump rope with it.
Oh shit.
We'll start a jump rope team.
Yeah!
We'll become super jump team and go competing tournaments and jump tournaments.
We can make an olympic category.
What was that?
Wait.
Did you see something?
Were those always up there?
That?
Yeah.
I don't know actually.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I can't trust my eyes.
This guy's got a hump in his back.
He does have shrimp posture.
He is shrimpin'.
I think...
Wait, what?
Imagine instead of plucking hair, you wax out a nerve?
What?
My nerve!
That reminds me of that story of like, it was like a guy was plucking out his nipple
hair or something but one of them wasn't a hair it was one of his noob so
EWWWWW
it wasn't a real story though I think I don't think it was real
what if like you pluck a hair and like you can't stop plucking it and more hair comes out
it's just endless hair?
yeah
like the clown trick where they take the scarf out and it just goes and goes and goes
yeah yeah yeah and then like you unravel yourself
Oh my god!
I think I saw that in a movie.
That is fucking terrifying.
What are we gonna do?
We're going to come undone.
I think this is normal. It's gotta be normal.
There's no way it's not normal.
Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, it is.
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
Fuck.
Wait, but, like, shit, where'd the elevator eat me?
The gnome, gnome returns.
Have you seen that video of that lady who had, like, 30 contacts behind her eye?
Yes.
How does she live with that?
How does she live with that?
I don't know, but how does that happen?
There's so long.
How does that happen?
How does that happen?
Like, how do you, like, not feel something in your eye?
Oh...
I guess she just went to bed with her contacts in too many times.
Oh, she's realizing it.
And she wakes up, she's like, where's Mike?
Oh, I probably took him out.
She probably got, like, God powers in her eye from that.
Oh, shit.
She's a superhero.
Yeah
Jogging looks so funny
She's like mall walking through this place. Oh my god, there's they're making a game call
It was like I forgot the exact name of it, but it's like you have like teams
And you can play with your friends and like you're running competing stores in a mall
What?
Yeah.
Wait, that's cool!
Yeah.
Like competitive simulator game?
Yeah.
Wait!
We can sabotage each other's stores.
What the fuck?
That sounds cool.
When does that come out?
I don't know, but I wanna play it.
Me too.
I love shit like that.
I want to work in the mall.
Yeah.
I always wanted to work at Claire's and Pierce People's years.
Oh, you want to be the one with the gun piercing machines?
JP, pay for the rain, I'll be a great stream, thank you.
Pierce those ears.
Pee-a-some.
Pee-a-some.
You think it's normal?
I think it's normal.
Okay.
I feel like working at Claire's would be fun.
It would be... a bit cheeky fun.
Oh the preacher room was abnormal it was all different about it wait what
how miss the carpet seriously you have got to be oh my god carpet
Gary fucking kidding me bro I'm about to shit so hard and so loud right in the
in the middle of this room.
I am.
I'm going to stand right here and say,
I touch, I touch, I touch my employees.
I'm going to drop my pants.
I'm going to take a big shit right here.
Yeah.
Locking veggies.
Shit, all these guys die.
Wait, is it always four chairs or is it always three chairs?
I think.
Wait, three was the anomaly, right?
I think so.
I think so.
Wait, was there always a desk here?
Uh...
I don't...
Actually, I don't know.
No!
Wasn't it always like two of these next to each other?
Yeah, this is wrong.
It's all wrong.
It's all wrong!
It's an anomaly.
It's an anomaly.
Why am I breathing like that?
Yeah, why am I breathing so hard?
Oh my god, we did it!
We actually did it.
Yes!
Okay, this time for real.
Okay, yeah, now we pray.
Hmm.
Okay, this looks normal.
Praying for my downfall? What?
No!
Ewww!
I like how we do one step on like...
Grr!
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay, the chairs are normal, the eyes are normal.
Pyra is not here.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh!
Thank goodness.
I don't want her to make me walk the runway with like...
knives falling from the sky.
The swinging pendulum run away like the fucking Dark Souls Fortress plays oh
My god that photo shoot that she did were like it was like
Violent crimes oh
My god
I like the pose like they were dead and covered in blood
What?
Yeah, I don't understand what the fuck.
Remember now things, it's like, you're gonna, you're, you're photoshop's gonna be murder.
You're gonna be hit by a car.
Uh oh, I don't trust anything, I don't trust anybody.
Let's check every sign.
Every sign. Give me a sign. Give us a sign. David Davidson, if you're here, please give us a sign. David Davidson, come.
So is the carpet in your oyes plain green? Is that what's normal? I think so.
Hmm the door here is open
Hmm
It's wrong
Well, yeah, the lamp is on the wrong spot
What they switch the lamp in the chair? What the fuck?
Yep
Holy shit. I think you're right, bro
Whoa, I thought we wouldn't notice. Oh my god
True bro good. I oh good. I might I
Just look at the chair. I'm like man. That's a comfy chair. I'm like wait
This is different. This is where's my plant? I
Need to shove it up my ass
I hope for all the rest of these it gets me really easy with some guy chasing us like a fucking...
It's so easy when it's a guy chasing us.
Yeah. Weird way enough.
I can't get the thermos normal?
Oh, we can wheel.
Yeah, see the...
Yeah, you're right. There's where the lamp usually is. What the fuck?
40544.
Oh, we gotta go to the computer lab.
Computer, stop all the downloading.
406402.
The computer lab.
What is that?
It's a brain.
That is just a fucking brain on the ground.
All right, that's my brain.
Oh, cool.
I don't like realizing that I have a brain inside my head.
Oh yeah, I don't like thinking about my organs.
Sometimes when you're like aware you have like a heart.
Oh god, I hate that.
I hate that shit too.
I just, I don't want to know, I don't want to ask any questions about what's going on in there.
As long as it stays in there.
Yeah, just like don't tell me about it.
Yeah
Why is the music so scary sometimes?
Okay, this is normal
This bucket is normal
This magazine normal magazine normal
Oh
Working hard are hardly working
Does it's good? Oh
God
Yeah, this guy still types hello.
I'm gonna clap my feet like the princess guy.
How does he make the clap so loud?
I don't know, but he has strong feet.
Ow, I just tried to do it.
I can't do it.
I think I broke my foot.
He does it so loud.
Yeah.
He makes a perfect seal to make the sound carry.
His dogs are skilled.
The highly skilled dogs.
His dogs are incredibly skilled.
My balls are inert.
Nurt? Missing door?
This one normal.
Oh! The door's gone!
The door is missing.
The door?
Yeah, the door down the hallway.
You're right!
That's where the exit is, but it's gone.
Oh my god, good catch bro.
Oh my god.
Do that.
Try to help.
Cowboys like you girls need help.
You can't let you keep doing this.
International Women's Day is so bad.
It's only fair.
If you're a woman, you need help.
You may be entitled to financial compensation.
Wait! Wait!
Who are you?
Who is this guy?
Who is this man?
It's the guy from the printer room.
Yeah, he's completely different.
Wait, wait, does that mean...
Are there guys over here?
Oh my god!
It is an heir! He's trapped!
Wrong! It's so wrong!
You're not supposed to pay for that!
Oh god!
It's humanity.
Raaaaaah!
Raaaaaah!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
He's gonna do it! We're gonna do it!
He's backing on us.
AHH!
AHH!
He's coming! He's coming! He's coming!
RAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAH!
RAAAAAAH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Holy fuck! Is he still dancing?
No he's not.
Oh.
Well.
Well.
I don't know if I wanna go back and say it.
I don't think someone would go back over there.
Yeah, I think I'm good.
He's like, where's my...
Where'd everybody go? Where'd everybody go? I need my Lipitor.
Where he comes on getting?
Okay.
Oh, God.
Honestly, I hope so, because then we'll know for sure that this...
That's true.
Yeah.
Anybody home?
Not, not.
Hello?
Hello?
Anything different in here?
Hello?
If you want anomaly, say something right now, and speak up.
Please speak to us anomaly.
Anomomy?
and speak up
please speak to us anonomi
anonomi?
let's do a company pizza party
oooh, pizza party
pepperoni
picture of the
rod of the hut
oh shit, i keep seeing him
in the corner of my eye
you're glancing down a rod
You know what I just realized?
What?
We were so focused on the computers that we didn't focus on, like, is there a trash can?
Oh.
Is there a chair?
Oh.
But they're, they're all there.
Yeah, it looks like it.
Yeah!
Oh god.
That's fine.
How do people memorize all this stuff?
I don't know.
What if there's a man in here?
Okay, there's no man.
Pemep.
Not Pemep.
Ah, don't worry.
Anything different in here?
It's Chris and the printer.
Give the printer lots of love.
Okay.
I'm going to correct you in the printer.
Oh!
Give the printer lots of love.
Okay.
Are you going to stick a button?
Did Chad notice anything that we did it?
Yeah Chad, did you notice something?
Chad, can you help us please?
I'm okay, did we? You know what! Now you want to help?
They don't want to help on International Women's Day, but I just messed up.
Imagine not wanting to help on International Women's Day.
That's just fucked up.
What would your mother say?
Yeah, I think this might be safe.
That's what my mother would say too.
Momo...
How many birds?
Oh wait, does the number of birds change? They wouldn't do that.
They wouldn't do that.
No way.
do you think birds think about us crows definitely do do you think animals think about us i hope
so what do you think i wonder what they think about yeah like what do they think about us
Do they think we're cool?
Maybe?
I wonder, maybe some of them think we're jerks.
Maybe they think we're us.
They're probably annoyed by us and think we're peaches of shit.
Why would I have to share my planet with this thing?
Huh?
Too left.
Uhhh!
Dogs and cats definitely think about us, yeah.
They think about us.
They do, they do.
No, stop thinking about us.
Still reading the same shit, eh, Gerald?
Hmm.
What if one of the anomalies was instead of reading Business Magazine, he's reading FartFeddish Weekly?
Oh, shit.
He would.
He definitely would.
FartFeddish Weekly.
He has every single issue.
Oh, shit.
Every single one, even the special?
Yeah, the special or the- the special poster.
Scratchin' sniff page!
Ooooooh!
Like them fuckin' perfume samples.
That remind me of those freakin' perfumes that they sell in Japan.
Oh, the ones that smell like...
The girl sweat?
Yeah, girl sweat.
Oh, your arm sweat!
Eugh!
Do you think they got the smell accurate though?
I don't think so.
Probably not.
I don't think so, I don't think so.
There's no way.
I wonder what it does smell like though.
Yeah.
Thank you, Marshmallows.
Cotton candy.
Marshmallows.
Is this one safe too bro?
Oh god, I'm so scared.
Hello?
Anything different in here?
The carpet?
Wait, where?
It seems like the carpet's all the same.
It looks the same to me.
Wait, was the carpet always striped in here?
Or am I tripping?
Yeah, it's always been like that.
Oh my god bro, I have no awareness.
What is wrong with me?
Oh no, we're just dancing through life.
Yeah, we used to go by the beat of our own drum.
Whoa.
Carpet.
but this guy looks the same
I shouldn't try it
I'm scared I'm scared too
I'm scared what what what what
He's just trapped in his own little experiment room, he can't leave.
We must observe him.
We're taking notes.
I'm scared.
I'm scared too.
I'm scared, I'm so scared.
I double-check everything.
But I really don't see it.
Was this always here?
This like, cigarette thingy?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
Oh god.
We should just do the real...
Okay, this is just punchin', bro. This is punchin'.
Whatever happens, happens, bro.
Two, three.
Wee!
Wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
HAAA!
Okay, one more!
Please be easy.
Please, God!
I bet it'll be easy. There's gonna be something chasing us.
There's gonna be a freaky guy.
Chase us.
Let's go!
Yeah, chase us, please!
Please chase us. We love being chased.
Yeah, I'm a woman. I love it.
Woo! It's so fun for us.
It makes me feel alive.
Such an adrenaline rush.
I feel it in my loins.
Why is it called loins, but then...
But then like, if you eat like a steak, it's like beef tenderloin.
I have no idea. What is a loin? A loin? Is that the part like the crotch? Wait, was there
always a clipboard with a note on it right here? There's a clipboard with a note? Yeah
right here. Was that always there? Oh shit. They weren't pleasing my work I'm sure they're
sending me to the weird present wait I don't think it was there oh that's not
normal is that abnormal I think it is abnormal
I don't know.
No, that was never there.
I clearly don't remember that. I feel like if it was here, we would have seen it.
Yeah, because I remember looking at the Reformation Center computer before.
Bro, I trust you because last time you got the lamp, it spot on.
Or yes, or...
Oh, the door was always there.
It was?
I guess so.
There's no way.
Okay, but if the door was there, that clipboard definitely wasn't there.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Because we would have seen that before.
I'm pretty sure.
The note has to be new.
Yeah, yeah. Click. Yeah. Click what? A clipboard?
Is it clickable?
I did
not know that you could zoom in for half of the game.
Well you can't click it. You can zoom in.
I'm scared bro, I'm scared too.
Should we just send it?
What if it's wrong?
What if it's wrong?
What do we do?
I just...
I feel like I definitely don't remember...
I don't remember that clipboard.
I don't remember either.
So if we don't...
We both don't remember it
then it's definitely in the Nama Mume.
Look at the door.
Believe in yourself.
Is this it?
Are we gonna die?
I wanna do it.
Do it, Pearl.
Oh! It was Pearl!
Yay!
We did it! We did it!
Oh, indubitedly.
Thank you.
Missing complete, we did it bro!
We're party anomalies!
There's 50 anomalies?
Holy fuck, we win this 21 of them?
What?
Oh?
You'll be administering a standard army life.
Approach the camera and trigger the flash to the right of your presence.
Or should there be a man in black?
Oh!
Where's the camera?
Where was it?
Oh!
Oh!
What made my memory...
What is this?
This...
This is a...
What is this camera?
I don't know, it was this looker.
This is a VHS.
Like a movie camera, not a photography camera.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
This is a camcorder from the freaking 90s. I think my parents had something like this.
I guess we had to do it to them.
Yeah.
What?
Oh god they're extracting us!
Wow!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
Holy fuck we actually did it!
I can't believe it!
That was tough. My brain hurts from trying to remember everything.
I think it's also cause like, we're talking?
Oh yeah!
Waaaaaah!
Well bro, I gotta call it for tonight. Go get some dinden.
Alright, Goo Goo Gaga.
Goo Goo Gaga bro!
Thank you, bro.
Goo Goo Gaga, I see you on the flip side, Goo Goo Gaga bro.
You enjoy your dinner, Goo Goo Gaga bro.
Thank you, Beth!
Bye!
Thanks for playing with me!
Thanks for playing with me!
You have a wonderful rest of your night, bro!
Thank you, thank you!
We'll play games again soon.
Yes, yes, soon, bro!
Anytime!
Yeah!
Goodbye, brother!
I love you, bro!
I love you too, bro!
Bye, bro, bye, bro!
Watch me, bro, bye, bro!
Oh, bro!
Bye, bro, bye, bro!
The blow, hold on, I'm gonna put my hair up.
I'm gonna put my hair up, help.
Help.
You too?
Won't put your hair up to you?
No help. What the fuck?
What do you mean no help come on
Okay, I'm gonna be honest this game was difficult this was fucking tough what the fuck
So then this one's coming soon no silent hotel is the second one
That is that is difficult
You can't do this by yourself. How big is this map? Hold on, let me see.
How big is the map?
Yeah, this is like a lot of shit than-
I do remember-
remember the 666 game the hospital 666 was pretty big too but it was like the way
that they did it the way that whole that hospital 666 did it is like it would be
one area and then a next round would happen and then they'd open up another
area and then they open up another like you know what I mean it wasn't like
everything open at once. It was like a... incremental.
Listen up. The company alerted us that there's been a weird spike in anomalous energy around here.
Patch the anomalies. Keep the guests calm. Over this time, we're just filling in as housekeepers.
This is pretty good.
Oh, how big is this place?
I won't play this level, I'll wait to play it with friends, but I just want to see how
big it is.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
What?
since the man from room 302 checked in. Strange things have been happening.
I don't want to be seen. They're watching me. They always are.
Haven't you seen all the cameras?
This is level zero?
How are we gonna remember this shit?
Stop knocking on my door.
Is it you?
Are you the detective I called?
You have to listen up. I don't know what's going on.
What the fuck?
I can't seem to ever leave this hotel floor.
The man in room 311 is not real.
He's not.
The housemaid was supposed to clean my room, but she never came.
Is he gonna keep on walking?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Okay, it's looping.
Ever since the man from room 302 checked in, strange things have been happening.
It's looping, it's looping.
What the fuck? That is crazy.
Are we gonna have to check on him each time?
So, it's a weird guy from 3L2.
Oh god, we have to check the bathroom too?
It's a good thing we didn't do this level.
Holy shit, this is complicated.
This is co- how? How will somebody remember this?
The missing guy worked for Obsidian Survey-
The office building! Obsidian Survey Solutions.
The same company I've been investigating for months.
Who is the umbrella killer?
Umbrella? This is the tallest man in the universe and why?
What the fuck is this?
Umbrella Corporation?
What is he looking at on his phone?
Sir?
I see the weird coffin too small.
Yeah, it's swiping on those demons.
I don't want to be seen.
They're watching me.
They always are.
Oh, there are the cameras.
Okay?
How are you gonna...
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Please enjoy the food.
As requested, we will not knock again.
Enjoy your stay room service.
How is one going to remember all this shit?
You tell me.
This is insane.
Yeah, I know. Thank goodness you're not the knock on the doors.
Oh my goodness, it's just...
Oh!
You can pet the cat!
So cute!
What's the cat's ball?
What?
What the fuck?
Wait, so what's in here? It doesn't let me go in
I hear it's a TV.
I hear a TV on.
That chair will be an anomaly.
Uhhh...
Umm...
Man?
Ewww!
A pentagon demands claims of UFO sightings.
What the fuck?!
The killer!
Oh my God!
This is where it is. The computer's in here.
You have to go through this room to get to the end?
Oh this stinks.
Please make a broom.
This stinks.
Holy shit.
How can somebody memorize all this shit? I mean, well of course, this is why it's like a...
This is why it's a multiplayer game because this is like a lot to remember.
I guess you could be like, oh, you can assign people?
I'm trying to think of a way that you can assign people, you know?
Like, oh, I'll take this section, you take that section, and then you take the other section and we'll compare.
Yeah, this is a lot of effort for a fucking anomaly game, what the fuck?
That's pretty wild.
That is pretty fucking wild, bro.
Wow!
I wanna play it with friends.
Is there like a road map?
Oh, the hotel is the latest map that they added.
Oh
Tell them up is the one that they added the latest one nice. I wonder what else they're planning one of their
locations
I wonder what other locations they're planning.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
What else?
Wa wa wa wa wa.
Yeah, I like how they link the office and the hotel.
I wonder what else they're going to do with the game.
It's pretty good.
Definitely want to do the, um, definitely want to do it with a bigger group for sure.
Have a small Mimi city.
What the fuck, Mimi city?
Chat, it's time to vote.
It's time to vote, you Mimi's.
Chat, it's time to vote, Mimi's.
Mimi's is, it's time to vote, you Mimi's.
Chat, it's time to vote, Mimi's.
Chat, it's time to vote, Mimi's.
Mimis is a sound of all you Mimis.
Oh my god.
as me to says third secret other thing I love her she's so she's so funny he's so
funny he's so funny
he's so funny bruh
You slept a bit good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Why yes, good morning.
The strawberry is not hung on the bread
Its longer because it is ruthless
Buy some.
If you all wanna listen
Yeah we could finish I think you think I could do you think we can finish resident evil today
You think today is a day to finish
Yes
Stop hating us
Another 40 hours, there's no way he's gonna take me 40 hours!
Wait, how long have I played?
I played 20 hours.
Fuck.
I'm very close maybe four to six hours up bro I'll do it in two hours I'm just kidding.
There's no way I'll beat that in two hours.
no fucking way man no fucking way black little spider I do want to see the walking trade
we got it will do walking trade later or another day it's gonna be there I really want to play it
it. Don't threaten me with a good time.
It's an evil mind!
Nailed it.
One game at a time.
one game at a time do you guys want to watch some daily dose first though there's two new ones
oh what the fuck
hello everyone this is your
Oh my god holy shit what the fuck
Oh god not thinking so much of it right now I'm in a great stream what is that dog what's that doggie
I just I just saw fucking dildos. It's like a collab. That is so funny
Hello everybody, my name is Iron Mouse and I'm here to wish you a happy International Women's Day.
Are you ready to watch some Daily Dose Me?
And then after that, um, I'm gonna...
I'm going to...
Respect women.
Pfft.
I am a woman.
Are you?
Everybody who's here today is an honorary woman.
So enjoy your Honorary Woman time today.
Everyone here is an Honorary Woman.
You're a woman and you're a w-
Why is this not starting? What the fuck?
Hello?
Why is my computer being fucking crazy? What the fuck is happening?
Hello everyone, this is your data supply-
What?
Wha- Hello?
I
Think goodness the dog without his crocs
It won't it likes crocs
Listen, I used to hate crocs too, but I came on I came I
Hey, I got turned and I like Crocs. I guess they're okay.
What the fuck?
Is there life after death? Jump the fence and find out.
That dog is not gonna do shit to you.
Should we go to-
I feel safe knowing that the dog's not gonna hurt me.
Man, I'll say the fuck off, so the groom where I got these...
Oh!
They say...
Oh, sorry, bro.
Oh my god, no!
You guys...
No!
I cannot make this up. Bro, I'm delivering.
Whoa, what are you doing?
The goats are coming!
Yo! We're taking this a party.
Bro, can I get on my van? I gotta finish my raw game.
Yo guys, so I got my mobile mechanic over here, we're gonna check out some suspension today,
gonna do some suspension works, you know?
Did you fall asleep licking your hand?
Is this dog having an existential crisis?
Oh
So
My god
You have a phone
Holy
Kissy horse!
Good boy.
What the?
You are so talented, Harvey.
This guy's dog loves snowballs.
How is it holding a ball like that?
You are so talented, Harvey.
This guy's dogs love snowball so much that he got this tool that makes snowballs with ease.
Oh that's cute.
I see balls.
He really didn't want to go for a walk oh god
This dog really loves Tressphal.
Those dogs are bringing it to me.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
It could be a unicorn.
Awww.
That's cute.
That's so cute.
Awww.
He's looking at the cat.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Awww.
Oh, he's looking at the cat!
Oh!
Horse in the kitchen?
Snake!
Snake in hair!
That's crazy.
I don't like birds.
I don't fucking like birds.
Okay, I'm sunbathing, and I have a feeling this is gonna not go really...
Oh my god!
Okay, go ahead.
Go get your ball.
These dog zoomies are off the charts.
Oh my god, doesn't know what to do!
Will it come here?
Like that?
Oh!
Oh!
Aww, he's so small!
What's that?
Flinky, younger.
Sit.
Good boy!
Fiddlesticks.
Justin Bieber.
What the-
Harry Styles.
Oh, he says to anything.
Never take your eyes off of your opponent.
I wanna pet so bad. I wanna dog.
Or cat.
Actually, I just want a cat. I can't handle a dog. I feel like I can take care of a cat though.
Aw, they're so cute!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
These two are gonna be best friends growing up.
That is so cute.
And you're already a top meow.
Oh, oh god.
So big
That shit was so huge
Oh
You got a kiss and boost on it?
You spot you on business?
I love her.
I see you, Gator.
I want to see her sweet face.
Dude.
I think we know who's the most popular.
Oh, the little baby.
Okay, take a shower in peace.
Molly!
MOLLY NO!
Bear did you make yourself a cape?
Aw, cute.
Okay. Listen, if you break the rug like that, then you have to wear it.
Aw.
Oh, bravles!
Penny.
Penny. What's going on?
It's not yours.
A bubble!
Give it to me.
I love you.
What?
What?
You've got to be kidding me.
Uh...
Ugh.
Is Dasha's marriage bating his friend?
I
Come on
Why is he walking in so slow backwards?
It's so cute.
I feel like you don't think so.
I'm Dalmatian!
This is trying to help, bro.
What part of?
Don't jump.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's a little airy.
The airy is cold!
No!
Don't chop your balls off,
but we didn't take away your-
That's fine.
Oh, he's eating the snow.
That's like endless buffet for him.
She's hungry.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Be good.
Be good.
Can I stay with you?
Can I stay with you?
No.
No.
One, two, three, how's life?
Ah, bird.
What is that?
What is that they're drinking, P?
Oh.
Oh my god, that's so cute!
They're like melted into each other.
That's so sweet.
Fuck those birds.
Oh my god, there's so many!
Nice.
Oh.
That is so cute.
Back up?
Back up more?
Okay, ready?
Oh, good catch!
Bring it here.
Oh
Every time a cat meows in these your cat wakes up and looks concerned is it because it's afraid phrase being
Got another cat
Like oh shit, there's a second time here. Oh that is so cute
You're a little too far away, Kongroo.
It's back!
In the pantry!
What?
Did you do that?
Woohoo!
Oh, it's his best friend!
What is it, Charlie?
I can't find it.
What if it digs up like a severed hand?
That is Yola's video.
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What the fuck?
Wait, huh?
Wait, what?
When can I- When can I voice daily dose?
What about me?
People won't like it. If I ever do daily dose, it'll be like the least watched episode.
Cause it'll be like,
Hi, this is your daily dose of internet, and they'll be like,
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
I
I guess it's the thought that counts
Crunchy
I am not sure if this is good for humanity
That is terrifying, what in the world?
Oh, my eye-wives, Arden.
This lady almost fumbled the pizza bag.
There you go. Thank you. You guys have a great day.
You want that?
Sorry, this is my first time.
Oh, my God. She almost left her freaking bag!
Thanks for saving me on that.
I see you ordered a Papa John's Pizza.
Papa John's...
It's Kaka
You guys have a good one
So brain fart? It's okay
I think so I'm very sorry
Wait, what the-
I'm gonna say that one
This can't be real
For delivery
Oh okay, that's cool
Thanks for saving me on that
You guys have a good one
So brain fart? It's okay
I think so I'm very sorry
Okay, come on
Have a good night
First time we're here today
Thank you
We'll see, we'll see you in the next one, dude
Get this guy, dude
What the fuck? That was weird
Oh
Oh my god ice interacts with the shoreline in a very cool way. Oh my god
I got that. I got that. Wow. What the? What is that?
AHHHHHH!
I don't really know what else to say other than
the future is now
Whoa! Wait what the fuck? Excuse me?
The future is now
I'm so confused
I don't really know what else to say other than
The future is now.
How?
But how?
He admitted it was fake?
Okay, well thank goodness, because
my brain could not comprehend.
But can you imagine if we could do that?
And you put a little Hatsune Miku in your room and move her around.
Nutcracker in March? Where's the sugar plum fairy?
Stop!
What?
It's not fake, it's real!
but I just stood there on the escalator is it real or no
I don't fucking fuck with me, Chad.
I don't fucking fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me.
I asked that he was just a rat.
I asked that he was just a rat.
I asked that he was just a rat.
That's the cutie little barking frog I've ever seen!
Carport Tank's head!
No, let's go for it now.
And...
My...
JBL.
No way!
That's the worst.
Welcome to...
Bro, let me tell you something.
Those JBL speakers...
Holy shit!
I- So I have two of them. I have- I have two of them, right?
And...
They have fallen, they've taken all types of damage, and they still fucking work, bro!
So this day they still work! It's crazy!
You can't kill a JBL!
Welcome to 2026, where in this day and age, you can still get Rick rolled.
Stop.
Oh
Abolage
Jesus
I don't mean
Swimming five kilometers in your bathtub
wait what is he doing he's just turning right around what is that gonna do I
bought an extra large pillow for my son but I didn't think it would be this big
Justin do you like your new pillow? No it takes up the whole bag. I think it's the perfect size.
This is the easiest way to get a five-star Uber rating.
Oh
Shit how is this even possible?
Wait, what? What am I looking at?
How is this even possible?
I'm confused, what?
Oh! I just noticed!
Oh!
Yeah, that's a lot.
Yeah, yeah, like it has to start somewhere, I guess.
What?
What the fuck? You just stood there and took it? Like, nothing?
He swatted in a way like he was a fucking fly!
I love base, but when is it too much ladies and gentlemen?
It's never too much.
Okay, maybe a little bit.
Wait, that car belongs to that guy?
Holy shit, that is too much.
Whoa! Wait, what the-!
Triple rainbow!
One Tesla wetlands no spins big accidents
Oh
Oh my god, that's so scared
Well, I would run to you very patient
I'll run to men this little man is very patient
The baby looks like it does taxes!
Well, the baby's going through way man.
She was done with me
She
What the f-
No!
Can someone tell me why sinks need ads?
What?
They got advertisements on sinks now?
Mama. What the fuck? Where's mama?
Mama. Mama.
Ah ha!
If anyone's trying to get into fighting, this move is for you.
What the fuck I still don't understand like how does anybody fit under there
It's Luca at the end, where's he got a big hand?
Whoa!
Look at this bro, this is ridiculous.
What the fuck?
Whose hand is that?
Claw.
I'll call some blocks.
I love blocks.
Hope they don't turn into triangles.
Oh, gosh.
What?
Wow.
This little guy comes with sound effects.
I
Sound like little lasers
What the fuck is that
What?
Just put a spoon under, wait till it rains and you can try the rain.
You tell me it tastes like soda.
Can you please help me?
I'm sorry.
What?
It's a cloud made out of desolated soil.
Just put a spoon under, wait till it rains and you can try the rain.
I'm sorry, that is just so fucking ridiculous
My god, this is just
This is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen
My god my
Am I stupid for thinking this is stupid?
I don't know.
Like this is just ridiculous.
I would never pay for this.
Absolutely insane.
What the fuck is this?
I just think this is just so...
What?
This right here is a National Geographic exclusive.
Wow
Lotta beer.
That's one Volcanic eruption that's from space.
I'm on, Erie.
The cat's not going anywhere.
But it's getting it's daily exercise.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
What the fuck?
The rake has been alive the whole time.
Most people go like this, that's not how you do it.
You turn it over, and voila.
What?
How you doin'?
You turn it over?
What the fuck?
And I feel like my whole life is a lie.
This is genius.
Oh my god, he's washing his butt.
Look at this, Wrinkle Peach.
Oh, she is so pretty.
He must have been waiting for this for a long time.
What the?
That is so funny
When you have snow make sure you build something with it. Oh wow
That's cool creepy
This is not your 3 or 4.
No, you can see his reflection on the window.
Yeah, here it is.
Just over and over again.
Take that car again, bro.
I mean, what the fuck?
Smooth jazz just means a smooth operation. Oh God the brain surgery
How how do they do it?
So they're anesthetized
Okay, they open up the brain and they're performing surgery on the brain
But they keep the person awake
So it's like you can't really feel anything in the area you can't feel anybody working on it and
The brain doesn't like you don't really feel anything in the brain
The only place you will feel something would be like the nerves on your skin and stuff like that
So they know the area they open up your cranium and then they tell you do this
Do a task that you normally would do like play music or recite something
It will be awake because if something happens and you lose function, then you can tell them.
Yeah, they test your speech, they test, or you can sing, play an instrument.
You know this from experience?
No, I've never had brain surgery, but I know people who have had brain surgery, but I've never experienced brain surgery myself.
No.
And I'm glad because I think I will freak out.
It's bad enough I already freak out when I have to get surgery.
Let alone a brain surgery.
I just don't...
I don't think my emotional epicenter can handle brain surgery.
I'm being terrified.
I already hate it when they put me to sleep.
I hate that shit.
Welcome to the paleo-lific era, where man meets fire.
We out here with this cork, and look at this sh**t.
Watch.
Wow.
Why, why it spark?
Why, why it spark?
Dude, it's just another piece of cork.
Why it spark?
I don't know what this rock is, too.
But dude, it's just another piece of cork.
It was doing it with this rock, too.
I would say that that's how you're normal, but okay I've never seen anything more stable
in my life.
Oh my gosh, we can board.
That is the end of this video.
I hope you enjoyed it.
I hope you have a wonderful day.
I'll see you guys again soon.
Very soon.
Good night, good afternoon, and good morning.
Later.
Wow, congratulations on voicing Daily Ghost.
What the fuck?
That was interesting.
That was pretty interesting.
guys I'm gonna apply to voice daily dose
the way I would have message everybody can I and I do a daily what those
wall voice can I do a daily voice you know what it made me think about like
how could we don't get more guest voices I'll be pretty interesting I know
people be like what the fuck bring the original guy back
but I feel like a guest voice at least like once every blue moon would be really cool
what if I DM him right now
What if I didn't be like, what do I gotta do to be to voice an episode of Daily Dose?
What do I got to do for a voice-over episode of Daily Dose?
I
Know Dan's we're friends
We're friends I
Was gonna I was gonna have them on I'm speaking the devil I might ask him to do it like once I bring it back
That's so funny.
Oh, I'll just do my voice.
I'll be like, hello, and it's your daily dose of internet.
Hello, I'm special, I'm a special voice, voice in daily dose, and you're gonna like it.
And if you don't cover your fucking ears, you motherfucker.
I can't curse if it's daily dose.
I need to be, I need to be, I need to be professional.
I gotta be professional, bro.
I gotta be fucking professional.
Ow! And...
What happened?
Hey!
Hello!
Welcome to your daily dose of internet!
Hello!
What do you think? Do you like it?
Do you think I'm hired?
No? Okay, never mind.
This is your daily dose of VTuber.
of VTuber. Oh my god VTuber! VTuber! Hello, welcome this is your daily dose of VTubers.
This is your mouse demonetizing date?
No, I wouldn't demonetize daily goals!
Please!
Please!
Oh no!
I gotta do 2020 say so, mouse.
I feel like...
I feel like in some ways like I'm worse, but not really at the same time
No, that's what happens roll
What happened when you get old man
You get old you lose your edge lose your edge when you get old
old people 2020 was not say so absolutely not was at the same time in 2020 like I
don't know what the fuck I was doing in 2020 I don't know what the fuck I was
doing in 2020 I didn't know I was like it's crazy to think that like I was I
I was very shy and very like, uh, unsure of myself, um, even though like, you wouldn't think that I was shy,
which is an argument that I see a lot of people make that they're like,
hey, how can you be shy? You're a streamer!
But it's like, I- I am extroverted, you know what I mean?
What is in my hand?
I am extroverted, however, because of my lifestyle I've had to be introverted, you know what I mean?
So I just didn't know, I don't know.
And bevert.
People.
I've always been an extrovert, I've always been an extrovert, but then me having to isolate
and stuff, I've become introverted and very nervous, I have severe social anxiety, it's
pretty bad, but I feel like in time it will improve again, but I'm still extroverted,
just I have horrible social anxiety. I have horrible social anxiety. Like that's why like
sometimes it's crazy because some people will like criticize and say oh oh how can you have
social anxiety or fucking streamer da-da-da-da. It's like, motherfucker, first off, like, I get
anxiety talking on a phone and I know that there are tons and tons of people that feel
the same way. There are tons of people in the world that get anxiety making a fucking
phone call, making a, sending a fucking text, talking to anybody, talking to somebody
at the fucking grocery store.
You know?
It's just like, bruh.
You know what?
I'm glad you don't understand what the fuck is going on.
You wanna know why?
Because I'm glad that you're able to be so social
and talk to people so naturally,
even though I know you fucking lying.
Even though I know you fucking lying, bro.
Don't call me out.
What are you afraid of?
Leon's ass.
I feel like I'm getting better though with people. I think in due time when I'm able to do more...
Bro, I still think I could get that thing down there. I don't know how but I'mma get it.
Collect detonator parts.
Alright, so I have to go this way.
Wait, is this way?
Oh yeah, I got them gas!
What the fuck am I missing?
Did we put the gas in the other generator or no?
I'm so confused.
Not yet.
Here. Gas powered generator.
Gas powered generator.
I guess let's put gas in the fucking generator, Zed.
Let's put gas in the motherfucking generator!
Bro, why is Higgs moving like that? It's very distracting. He's just swaying to and
fro. Okay, we got that.
Attention freaks, it's me. I'm going to go inside and do the gas over here. Wait,
you coming through here or is it this way that I have to go through?
LATE! I think it's all into the five gifted subs thing!
He's... he's just a hemothy?
Wait, what the fuck is a hemothy?
I'm a very limber man.
Wrong way?
It's International Woman's Day.
It's my prerogative to go the wrong way if I want to.
It's International Woman's Day.
Is it in here?
Oh, have we run in here?
Oh, I already came in here.
Take the elevator.
It's that- oh yeah, the elevator!
Here's me.
Going up
Excuse me
What if like
Zombies just come out. I just got started rolling out
They just are rolling out.
It's over there.
Down the hatch.
Walkers!
Hey, what's over here?
Okay.
Is that air we done with the gas now?
Yup, zero gas.
What the fuck?
Oh, there's this game.
what zipline wait this has to be for later ain't no way that's now
Where the fuck is that lady?
Let me go down to the other place first.
I see.
I knew it.
Don't take the zipline yet.
Don't take the zipline!
Is this mine?
I'm a strong man with a big ass dick.
My heavy footsteps.
It's like you can hear... Oh! My axe is different!
Oh my god!
I know I heard you down here!
Holy shit!
Okay, what's in here?
It would just feel like you can't see, but you're seeing and you can see with your eyes,
but you just can't see.
Does that make sense?
Am I making sense right now?
Well, what does it mean?
Fuckers!
Nice.
Uh
Do I have to jump down is that where I'm going?
oh no they're gonna come out aren't they all of them a bunch of them a whole horde
There's not fucking blocks.
The whole horde is coming.
What that herb makes with?
Fentanyl.
a bunch of them are gonna come out, huh?
I fuckin' feel like it is.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
Oh, brother!
This guy stinks!
Jesus!
Ow!
He hurt me!
One asshole!
I panicked, I could use a barrel.
Man!
This stinks.
Can you just use one fucking bullet?
You know what I mean?
Is this...
Oh!
Okay, well that's good.
That one rocks.
What the fuck is down here?
B-
Gulp.
I
Looks really safe
What
What?
What the fuck?
The war?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Another one!
Oh!
Nice.
Oh my god.
Why why we keep going deeper and deeper on the ground? How much underground are we gonna go?
What the fuck is this?
We're going deeper on the ground
I don't live down here!
What the fuck is this?
Oh god.
Oh Jesus.
Oh.
Ahhhh!
Oh god. I wanna pee. I wanna pee really fast. I'm gonna go pee.
I
Alright bro, it's time.
Time to be brave.
Go into where the fuck that shit is.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Time to lock in!
Don't say what the fuck!
I see what are you doing?
Are you for the five get the cells? What the fuck are you doing?
Do not do that. Don't have to do that.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the music.
Oh you want an umbrella?
The umbrella badge is so cute.
I don't believe me.
I got my umbrella badge.
I don't believe me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh
Oh shit
They're coming they're coming in
X-Wing, Arbiter, Arpels, Rendleman, DK, Kuba, Rose, Star Lotus, thank you guys so much for
I get to tell the thing you
I thought they were going to climb in
What?
Uh oh
Hello?
Hi!
Oh, they're just two of them?
Oh
Hi
Was it just two of them
I see it dead plenty for five gifted souls is this place
There better not be any fucking bugs bro, I swear to god.
If I see one fucking bug.
Oh my god, do you know what this reminds me of?
Ew, do you remember?
What was it?
Was it Resident Evil 6 with the train?
no head hey thank you so much if I get there thank you
oh I hear I hear a little the little guy
They're inside.
Hello?
Yeah, I fucking trained shit.
There was another one.
Oh my god.
Hold on, just making sure.
But sometimes they like to hide in the corners.
Give you a fucking jump scare.
Sometimes I like to give you a jump scare.
Trains are spooky.
Don't let the train people hit you here, don't let them hear you say that
They're very protective of their trains
Umbrella logo, thank you guys
I'm gonna fucking use my fucking black oil spoiler
Shut the fuck in and use my hatchet.
Oh my god.
A few more little sp- spider.
Hello?
Great.
Come on.
Good thing I saw this one.
Okay.
I think I saw this one over here wait what if I sneak attack
Oh, the New York subway station.
Wow.
Oh shit! No! What the fuck?
No, thank you so much for the raid, though!
Who's so gucky?
Thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great stream!
Hello!
Meteor shi- Oh, did you do meteor shit today?
Holy shit.
I hope you've been doing good.
Thank you for the raid.
Is no clue so lucky?
Thank you, thank you for the raid. I hope you've been doing good.
Go get scared. I'm playing Resident Evil 9.
I'll play Resident Evil 9.
It's pretty scary, but we're brave. We're brave and we can take it. We're brave. We're brave people.
We're brave people. I'm brave people.
I'm brave.
I
Didn't see that one
Motherfucker!
Wait, what's this way?
Which way is it?
There's another way this way!
Where does this lead to?
Just leave you out. He bit my penis.
Then what's this way?
Is this where I came from?
No.
Oh
Help
Does he have Lou on him?
So what?
They just leave him there so you can come down here and take a look at him?
What the fuck is the point of that?
What's the point of that?
Okay, I'm going to go in this direction since this is the opposite of where the marker
is.
So I'm assuming that's the area they want me to go to.
I'm going to go this way.
killed it remember?
I'm a strong man
I fucking knew it bro
I fucking knew it you think you can trick me
You think you're gonna fucking trick me, bro?
But you think you're gonna trick me, man?
You think you're gonna fucking trick me?
I was on board yesterday.
I was not born yesterday.
Oh fuck, but of course.
He's a 51 year old man, he's seen the world.
He's seen the fucking- uh oh, saved. It's saving.
I'ma throw up.
He's a 51 year old man. He's seen the world. He's seen it. He's seen it. He's tasted the
light. Leon? Yeah man, Leon's 51. He's not 49. He's 51 in the game. Can you get containers
Oh, there's one this way actually he's 49 I'm gonna Google this and I'm gonna
Google it and I'm gonna read it to you how old is Leon in Resident Evil 9
51 years old approximately 51 years old he was born on July 31st, 1977
He's a... he's a hot man
Oh great, oh brother, the stage!
Well, 51 is basically 50, and 50 is basically 49.
So he is basically 49 years old
51 bro
Let him be hot and 51
Go for him
Go for him hot man 51 years old hot man
That was the last of the container, huh?
Open all BSA containers.
Oh, I got an achievement.
Increases firepower only when the scope is not equipped.
Let's see.
increases firepower only when the scope is not equipped.
You see.
Leon turns 29 every year.
We've already been in here.
Wow.
Wow.
Did you get the bobble?
Wait, there's a bobble head here?
I'm still trying to see if I can hear one.
Oh, I got it already.
Okay.
Thanks.
Thanks.
My hot 51-year-old man.
The game is set in 2028? What?
I don't understand the concept of time.
You're starting to get jealous. Jellies are what?
What are you jealous about?
Jello's that I'm crazy about Leon Kennedy?
All my enemies are blue dates.
Chat is having a lore off.
A lore off you say.
Oh you jealous of his hairline? It's okay you can be bald.
Let me tell you something.
tell you something so many people want this man to be bald and they want they
you know what's funny somebody I talked about this yesterday I talked about
this yesterday they they they did up they made a picture and they were like
look this is what he really looks like if it's 51 and they framed it like it's
ugly because he's bald but he looked hot bald
he looked hot bald he looked exactly the same he was just fucking bald we're so
fucking weird you can't be hot bald what's wrong with people bro his face
This card is too strong, holy shit.
Yeah man, you could be bald and still be hot.
That doesn't mean shit.
You are so weird.
Your uncle is in his 70s and has a full head of hair.
Hey man, it's different for people. It's different for everyone.
It's not his fault he was drawn this way.
Alright, let's go.
Get out of here.
To the other side now.
Besides, everybody at residence will talk.
I mean, oh yes, yes I do.
Okay, I'm gonna go back and save because I also have a shit ton of points.
Is there, if I go out this way, will there be an out to go outside or no?
Will there be a save point?
You think so?
What the fuck?
Oh wait, then Cherie will be late 30s, early 40s, is she?
Fuck
Wait, then share will be late 30s early 40s is she the 30s in these back this does this lead if I go this way
Doesn't lead back to the same point
Well, I hope so.
Cherry is 42 and she looks fucking gorgeous.
She's beautiful.
Oh, you're right. Oh wow, okay.
That was a right.
Yeah, I need to know her skincare routine quick.
I upgraded the hatchet.
That's my full power.
Power?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Game game reports that Grace has...
Wait, it's October 26th?
Is it in the game?
Is it 2026 in the game?
Oh my god!
We're living...
Are we gonna live in the future?
I guess that's one of the owners 49. Okay, but in the game it's 51.
Shut up!
51 in the game!
Bro, how do I start?
I don't know if I should upload a grade...
I'll upgrade precision.
How do I do this?
I feel like buying ammo with this shit is a waste.
There's a little bit of dust.
No.
Maybe it's a little bit of dust.
Mmmmm.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
No.
Not maybe it's a little bit of dust.
Hmmmm.
Hmmmm.
Nope.
Shales
I'm a shotgun sales and I mean
I'm a bullet
Three four six hundred
They're so big!
We're scammed!
Are these like one time purchase?
Are these bullets?
I'll save the rest. I just bought the three shotgun shells.
I need that for armor repair and just don't get hit by a head right.
Where the fuck do I go now?
is it really zipline time wait what about this over here is that how i get in oh oh i'm
I'm so dumb.
This is once I'm in here with a bomb.
Okay.
Let's see, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Blue zip line!
A bomba!
A bomba!
You know what? I like being Leon. It's not as scary. Grace is horrifying.
Being Grace is a terrifying experience.
Leon, I get to be a gigachatter and walk around town with my big ass dick swinging around.
You know?
Is this how we got into the, that's how we got into the train station now.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Grace, I like Grace, Grace is cool.
She's great, it's just, it's really terrifying to play with her.
I like Grace.
She's not annoying.
What do you call her, greats?
Why is that?
Do you guys really think that Leon and Sherry are married?
I just really want them to be married to Ada, I feel like they fit so well together.
If not, Aida clear.
I feel like everybody ships me and want everyone.
You know what, fuck it.
Lean on and eat them winters!
The hottest new couple to hit the block, guys.
I support this union.
Oh my god, this 51 year old man is gonna zipline.
Imagine, imagine a news headline.
51 year old man zipline from a building
Let me look at you
Please Leon! Let me see you!
Leon!
You won't let me look at him
He's shaking his head.
Well, let me finish reading this, I'm on bed in like 30 minutes, 20 minutes.
Well, yeah, I think...
Wait a minute.
So, Sherry's in her 40s?
I mean, I don't see the problem if she's with Leon, if she's like in her 40s, and they're adults.
It is kind of weird cause you knew her as a kid.
But I don't see their relationship like that.
I see the Moorlake family.
Who said age ain't nothing but a number?
Age ain't nothing but a number. So is 911 what the fuck?
Wait, is she in her 30s or in her 40s?
damn bruh i ignored her skincare routine
i need the details
Those umbrellas cosmetics, bro.
Right, I can use that.
Okay.
Are you gonna use it?
Mh.
What the fuck?
A demilion?
All right, I can use that. It's like, okay, yeah, and I heard you the first time, bro.
Cold drinks.
Delicious cold drinks.
All right, I'm taking out my shawty just in case.
What the fuck?
Who is all that computers?
Oh.
Oh.
Well, just in case, you know you never know.
I hear it!
I hear that little motherfucker.
Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, what is that glooping noise?
Who's here?
Who's here?
can't go down there excuse me it better not be another fucking spider
What is that noise?
Man, they really let the place go.
We need somebody to do some housekeeping.
This place stinks.
I think bro I'm gonna go fix with Wikipedia for you what's wrong with Wikipedia somebody
fucking troll?
What's around Wikipedia?
I don't know, some guy wrote in chat that he's gonna come and fix Wikipedia for me.
Well, go for you, man.
Where the fuck is this little asshole?
Are you guys still arguing about his fucking aim? Jesus, guys!
Bruh.
Oh my god, something's gonna pop out of there.
I know it I feel like it's setting up or maybe I'm wrong
I feel like I have no frightful ammo.
I want to make more shotgun ammo.
More shotgun ammo.
Okay.
Alright, let's get out of here.
I'm gonna go down the other way now.
What the fuck is that noise?
It's like something's shifting.
Shifting around and shit.
Maybe it's just the rocks falling.
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's just the fucking rocks falling.
Something...
Something crazy.
Just falling rocks.
What the fuck?
Come on in, knock knock!
Oh my god this building is like slanted.
Jesus, this is not stable.
I could die at any moment!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HAVE TO WALK DOWN THIS THING?!
Oh god, but I'm afraid of heights!
UGH!
Oh my god...
No.
Somebody left their piss jar here.
Go.
I'm a shotgun shell.
Uh...
What?
Oh my god, that's to my death.
Holy shit.
This building is holding on by a thread, man.
It's all gonna come down.
How is it still, like, up?
How is this possible?
Architects chore.
What?
Wait, why is this here?
I need to figure out how to get over there.
Damn it.
Damn it.
oh my god what the fuck wait this is making me dizzy hold up holy shit what the
Fuck this part is crazy
This is fucking insane what the fuck
Jump
what the heck this is insane i'm on the fucking wall what the fuck uh i'm on the
I'm a fucking wall!
This kinda makes me busy a little bit.
How can- okay I have a question.
monsters surviving here because those those monsters like the fucking zombies
are stupid I mean there's some of them are smart smart her the normal but they're
not like smart smart and a lot of them are really dumb and when you got dumb
zombies they're all like falling to the floor and being stupid like hello you
know what I mean
Is this your first one through?
Yes! You got a problem with me!
You got a problem?
This is a pro. You're damn right I am.
I'm pro.
Alright, let's keep going.
What the fuck?
Like, any monster that comes in here is like, waaaaaah, waaaaaah, waaaaaah!
You know what I mean?
What the fuck?
There's nothing back here?
There's nothing back here.
Oh fuck.
Holy shit!
oh my god I fucking knew that was gonna happen I knew it I knew it oh my god I
fucking knew it holy shit
I fucking knew it go fuck it wait is there anything in the elevators the
fucking elevators how far how deep did they fall I just want to see if there was
any stuff on them there's no stuff on them no loot on the elevators
the answer is that it's okay I'll take the next one oh my god his one miners
are so good what a comedian what an absolute comedian what the flying fuck
Oh, is it this way?
No.
It's down, isn't it?
What?
Oh my God, stop.
Stop it.
What if I break the glass?
But what if I break it?
Glass surfaces are incredibly fragile and require extra caution.
However, shooting the glass up from under the enemy will cause him to fall through.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
I
Wait
I'm an idiot I thought I was being smart
Oh, I'm weak in the glass, am I going to die?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Um.
Guys, did I do good or bad?
That one's pretty good.
That one doesn't have a head I think.
Never mind.
He had a head.
He had a head and he was alive.
God damn it.
Oh my god, holy shit.
I'm gonna find a way up.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Well I think that's over.
Oh there's a case up there.
There's a case of danger bro.
No, no, no!
Oh my god, this is terrifying.
This is terrifying, hope.
I think you push it.
Nope.
Do a flip.
Nope.
Oh my god, I almost ran into the hole.
Not a final way up.
Only one way to go.
And that's up.
We're going up up up is a mummy!
You're hanging on to me!
Shoot the glass under the cabinet, this one?
Oh
I see
I'm still crying
Okay, what?
Oh, God!
Holy shit!
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
How the fuck do you do this?
My god!
What?
Oh my god, how do we do this?
Oh, I just wasted bullets.
Oh my god, how do we do this?
Okay after we think this hold up after we think this cuz now like unlike do I
I don't even want to shoot them.
Hold up.
I don't think...
I feel like I should keep the glass.
Oh
Come on.
Oh, this asshole. Of course.
we're coming now though
Oh
My god, bro
Like a fuck I love you careful. Hold up
Oh great.
That SMG sucks ass.
Um...
I'm debating breaking these or not.
I think I'll break them.
I don't want to break the glass because I'm not going to be able to break the glass.
I don't want to break the glass because oh
Geez
come on
oh god
I panicked
I should have just killed them
I should have just shot the glass
I don't want to get rid of
Much of the glass because I know I'm gonna chicken out and I'm gonna run
I'm gonna run
Let's suck so like I don't see them from down here. I wish I could pick them off from down here. I
Wish I could
The residents are very evil today that is true
Alright.
Ah, fuck, hold on one second.
Mommy, mommy, mommy
Although
Okay, I'm gonna take my medicine really quick
I'm gonna take my meds really quick!
Pop your pills time!
Pop those freaking pills!
I'm gonna pop the fleek and peels.
Okay.
No!
You don't want some?
Come on, let's check.
I barely got any sleep.
These passed like two days.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I've only gotten like four hours of sleep.
Last night, another night before, I don't know what's going on.
Not really sure why.
Not really sure why.
But man, I know that the daylight savings time shift fucked me up. It fucked my ass up so bad.
Yeah, quick daylight savings time, quick daylight savings time!
Daylight savings is worthless and only does more harm than good.
I hate those guys.
I hate the fucking machine gun guys.
Fuck.
This is so stupid.
I guess I'm just going to have to spray them with my own machine, with my own submachine gun.
It's the only thing I could do.
What happened? Oh shit, wait! Do I have a grenade?
No, don't do it.
Get the glass under him.
I don't know how I'm going to make it up there to do it.
I don't know if you saw a rosary rosary has been working on my 4.0 model it's
super cute outfit it's super cute I hope you guys like it
I hope you guys like it and we have a new a new uh yeah I I'm getting a new 4.0 model
a new main base model because uh I feel like this past my 3.0 model is very tied to the
past so I just wanted to get something new that's not this yeah I just want a
fresh new look with new key art and everything but we're also getting we're
also getting it a 3d model of it made and it's by somebody we've never worked
with before and I'm really excited because so far the work that they're
doing looks incredible, I think.
Yeah, Epipha made the design,
and he did an amazing job.
And in classic Epipha fashion,
every single time he does a new design for me,
he does like five variants,
and I like all of them,
I'm like how do I choose help?
You know what I mean?
Yeah it's gonna be my new independent look.
So she'll be debuting soon hopefully.
It's gonna be pretty exciting.
It's going to be pretty exciting. Happy Women's Day. Every day is Women's Day.
I want lots of independence.
Are you getting a foot of height added what the fuck?
My mouse get taller, no.
Unless I wear heels.
Bro, I'm actually shrinking.
You think you could ever wear heels? I used to wear heels all the time. It's been such
a long time. I think if I do, I'd need to get used to them again. But in the meantime,
I want to get platformed. Or like wedges or something. That's kind of like a wedge,
A platform?
You know?
She's returning to her normal height,
and what is that?
And what is that, you might,
what is that?
Why don't you tell me?
Enlighten me.
What is it?
Enlighten me right now.
I'm waiting.
Three pineapples call instead of to what the fuck?
I'm so worried about this fucking monster shit, oh god.
I'm gonna die again, I'm gonna do all that shit all over again.
Throw him onto the glit, the machine gun die?
It doesn't really move.
I like stays in one spot and just sprays
Wait, wait, where the bros?
Where did the fucking die?
I need a fucking gun.
Okay, hold up.
Come on.
Oh!
Holy shit, we did it!
Almost, kind of.
Oh my god, I was clenching my ass cheeks the whole time.
I only have one rifle bullet left.
Look.
Yeah, I should have just shot the grenade, but it's okay.
Alright, we're fine.
we are kind of fine oh oh I can also take over here I see all right this looks
like it's going to be something bad that's gonna happen
There's literally a boss in here, isn't it?
I have a horrible suspicion.
I have a horrible suspicion.
My suspicions.
My suspicions
Why have okay, I want these I want these they got a window
Who's coming out who's coming out to play come on come on who's coming out to play
Who's gonna play with me?
Okay, let's find those detonator parts.
Oh.
Oh, definitely through there.
Was this?
Ah, the relay.
How convenient!
Oh my God!
But of course.
But of course.
But of course.
Of course, of course.
Nothing bad can happen now, but of course.
Add colors, brown. Add colors.
I can't even increase the power.
This is even worse. This blows ass.
The other SMG is better? The gal? Really?
You think so?
Not the gal. This one. The ste-steery.
Sorry. Sorry. The steery.
I guess I can buy it.
I will I will I will buy it
I will buy this you can sell on the yeah I was gonna I'm gonna buy it
And then I'll sell me.
Aw, I upgraded and everything.
Oh, what happened to the bullets that were in there?
Do I lose the bullets?
Rip.
Gone.
First in peace.
So, we'll do it.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm a real girl.
Um.
Look how I look, get a stalk of the snake on it.
There you go.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh
Man, we're cool
We're cool
We're so cool, bro.
Uh...
A bucket line of life.
Um...
I might not...
Maybe I'll...
I won't make camera.
I'll save it, I'll save the ammo later.
Nice and sharp.
Nice and sharp.
nice and sharp
nice and sharp
alright, let's get out of here
da da da da da da da da da da da da 살짝
HE TURNED HUMAN
imagine if you had to sharpen that axe, realistically
thatll be something
you think you can handle that?
Mr. Leon sir
more than you
AM I GONNA GET A FUCKING PACKED?
Am I going to get a fucking ducked?
Ten minutes of sharpening.
How long?
Ten minutes to sharpen.
That's so long.
Yeah, but also like, it gets, yeah, it gets so dull so fast.
My axe-wielding skills are just too good.
Raccoon.
Raccoon City.
Where's this way?
Watch out for the full machinegun guys up here.
This wheel needs their fucking machineguns everywhere.
Oh
Dual machine good. Oh god
Dust the trail gonna hit the old dust the trail.
Yeah, why is it called Racoon City anyway?
Why is it called Racoon City anyway?
Anyway, I see no raccoons in sight.
No raccoons at all!
Not one!
Whoa.
What the fuck?
I
Did
God damn it!
You just had to fucking move!
Fuck!
Man!
Breathe in, breathe out!
Deedlin, Deedlin is coming
Life
Life can be a dream, bub BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB
Wait a minute
What is that doing up there?
Oh
Shit he's coming
He can't come over here
He can't come over here
He's just a cock on head
Guys he's not climbing, he's going to scare you when you're high as fuck, I'm high now.
Where'd he go?
Why the fuck is he?
Oh, there he is.
He's right down there.
You can't gamble on me, I'm gambling on you!
Oh
But holy shit
Yeah, let's go and get this thing!
Weird drop music.
Well, we got him. That's all that matters.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
More aming!
What?
Oh, shit.
What?
What is it?
Oh, it's those things.
I
Damn it. Oh my god
Holy shit
Holy shit!
Okay, I can handle that one. It's the other ones that are like really bad.
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Oh god, how many more are there?
Is that it?
Red bear roll.
You can't expect to do things in a crisis, you know?
Should I make shotgun shells or rifle ammo?
Chat rifle or shotgun? What do you think?
Rifle or shotgun?
There's always one more walk up.
I don't have enough for both, because I only have one large.
Gunpowder.
Ummm...
Pink.
On the rifle.
Okay, cause it's empty.
I like my shotgun a lot but I will regret my choice I have a feeling
Oh god.
Holy shit.
They're fine.
Where are they coming from? They like crawl up and shit.
Oh, am I gonna have to do this? Am I gonna have to use that?
I'm feeling puzzles coming, puzzles coming.
Oh shit.
They won't, they only have one.
They're coming.
They're coming! They're coming for me!
Oh.
This eyeball popped out!
This eyeball popped out bro!
Disgusting.
Oh, green.
Oh god.
Was that handed through that?
Um, you guys are very rude. I'm a guest in here.
Oh my god, they're never ending!
Oh, I need more bullets.
I need more bullets!
look up what is this
don't tell me that's full of zombies
god damn it
Oh man, the gun is so good now.
Ever since I upgraded it.
Oh, finally.
Oh, finally.
Oh, great.
Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Sir, I'm going to need you to calm down, please.
who need you calm down
he's not
oh
oh
god
you made me waste the bullet you fool
fuck you
whoa
I
there's tanks
Whoa.
Whoa, look at the mountains!
What a view of Raccoon City!
I hate this town! I mean, city!
I don't like this place.
What the fuck?
Um
What
Thank you for the gift itself, thank you.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Oh my god, that was so scary!
Holy fuck, that was terrifying!
Wow, a special delivery for me! A bunch of dead ladies!
You puckered?
Me too.
Alright, so where do we go from here?
Oh, down there.
Oh!
Holy shit!
This kid is sure to be.
Oh my god.
There's the fucking shit out of me!
The folk enscared me, bruv.
Happy Woman's Day.
From me to you.
You have to go now. Have a good day or night. Whatever time it is for you.
What the f**king?
Better go take that s**t.
I better go take that shit.
That's what you're carrying? Get ready.
Oh large comb powder.
Nice.
International Men's Day gave way to it?
What?
No!
to celebrate men.
It's important to celebrate women and men.
Everyone gets celebrated.
You know, a lot of guys are caca
and a lot of stuff is caca.
There are also a lot of good guys out there.
The shortcut.
Take Leon.
Wow, what a guy.
If I must...
Uh...
Anan, anan...
With damage done, condo ammo capacity.
We did it.
Ammo capacity.
More ammo means less reloading.
I'm sure why not.
One only!
Willow speed.
Okay.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Why is everyone so obsessed with general brown pan? I don't care fuck.
Oh no brother.
I honestly care less.
If you're nice and you make me laugh, I got you.
Bro, stop.
Stop. Stop. I said stop.
What? I have to fall down there?
Oh, there he is. Hey friend.
God damn it. I'm back.
I'm back here!
He's coming.
There he is, my friend.
He's sliding.
I'm trying to assess.
How bad is it?
We have two dead friends.
Can we get a third dead friend?
Yes!
Can you find a third dead friend?
Oh, I'm so dusty.
You were painting the town red sleigh.
Okay, that Tyrae was hilarious, go.
Oh my god, don't fall down there, you will die.
Oh, that's big boy.
What you freak
Fuck off bro
My god these people
So rude
What's wrong with you?
Alright. Where's the other one?
I hear him.
He's behind the wall.
Walkers!
So, some of them are mutating, I see.
All of them though.
Some of them are mutating, but not all of them.
Yeah, the requiem feels so nice.
Oh, great.
Here we go, another chainsaw guy.
They're on fire.
Oh my god, what the f-
Holy shi-
Oh my god!
That was terrifying!
Ew.
Aw.
He has like a metal helmet.
AHHHHHHH!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, he's dead.
It's true! I could shoot them in the legs and the knees!
God! There's so many! This whole place is like infested!
Aww!
Look at all the blood!
But there will be one hiding like right here.
huh?
how am I gonna get that?
how am I gonna get that?
Oh, thanks.
But injector...
Meh.
Too bad.
oh we're making so much progress sniped him too early fuck
god dammit
Oh no, it's gonna happen now.
I'm sure will be on don't worry you're a resourceful man
yeah I like this new SMG like a lot a lot more than the other one definitely
Come on let's see... wait... wait, better.
Oh...
Well I hope to see.
Now what?
Oh my god.
Oh.
We must take the next one.
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
oh my god what the heck
wait i hear i hear the the nasty one
Oh
Oh my god!
Ow!
He's gone?
Holy shit!
Oh! Oh my god!
come on, what the fuck?
I know there's probably a lot there's gonna be a lot coming home the music is so good
Third.
On.
Oh my god.
I tried. I don't know how many I got though.
It's very difficult for me to see.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I hate it.
Oh my god.
This is insane.
There was so many.
Why did I only buy my right shoulder?
What's wrong with my other one?
I think both of my shoulders are sexy.
Brother, we're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
We're nimbus.
My brother was nibbling at me like it was Christmas dinner.
Hey, I just want a piece of me.
Could it just ran?
What, like a pussy? No.
I want to kill them all, huh?
I don't want to run because I get points.
I get points. I want to put- oh my god, my knife.
I have my sharpen, my knife.
My axe.
Where's that baby boy?
You great mousey.
If you find the sights taking you into first person distracting, you can change it in settings
to remain in third person.
Iron Mouse, L.O.
L.O.
M-mouse, L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
L.O.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Three point vandals walls?
Keep up.
Hey!
I don't know where I am.
Over here!
This is your granny using the suspended platform.
I've got a treatment for that, buddy.
Well, well, well, look who made it!
Luckily, I found a bike. It should make up for lost time.
Great. You made it. It's 15 miles to the city center on the 419.
There's a city center on the 419.
Good ol' raccoon city, bro.
All right, um, we're also going...
BING BING!
Thank you for the gift it's all, thank you ononenessgifter!
Okay.
Nice.
How's the use of the gift it's okay for if I get that some sales. Thank you
Sure
beautiful just need to get through that gate be beautiful just need to get
through that gate. What happened? Leon, what happened to your hairline? Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
Is that why you don't want to look at me? It's okay, Leon. It's okay, Leon. It's okay. You've been through so much.
Oh my god, literally when I was out here.
But in here it's fine.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
What the hell?
Friendly involved.
Kind of have to pee really bad.
Getting old, okay?
Listen!
He's still hot even if he's bald.
It's fine.
at the PLB, Rebecca.
I'm back.
I'm back.
You probably may be wondering what the fuck.
I went to the bathroom, but I'm back now, so it's fine.
Wait.
Let's keep on going.
Shit.
Butt spin.
You want some L-Pace?
I got some L-Pace in the back.
Be right back.
You want some L-Pace?
I got some L-Pace in the back.
Be right back.
I got some L-Pace in the back, bruh.
No L-Pace.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
Leon!
My name is Leon.
Leon Ash...
Kennedy.
I call you Grau.
I'm gonna blow shit up Leon sex Kennedy
Oh we got everything supply but did we hit this up or no we did right yeah we did
My shotgun shells!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That was the same spot over there.
Oh god, and that's where...
Uh-oh.
Gulp.
Great, now all the walkers for miles around are gonna hear it.
Oh my god am I gonna get to drive this?
Well, Leon, what about your pores?
Oh shit, I'm driving!
All right, we should make it there in no time.
here. Now in the rooms.
Woo!
Ah!
Lumpy!
It's a few puggles.
Ah!
Uh-oh.
Uh!
What the fuck?
Woo!
How the f-
What the fuck?!
That stage keeps getting better and better.
Oh my god, look at those cuts! What has happened?
Ah! Holy!
Looks like there needs more training.
What the?
What is this game?
What is this game?
This is amazing!
Jesus!
I'm sorry, did he just fucking tank a fucking missile again with a fork?
Holy shit!
Nice to see I've got unlimited ammo though.
Enough speed.
So much for the directory.
Oh my god. This is like a game.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Seriously...
Don't tell me he's in a scale of fucking building with a fucking car with a fucking motorcycle
What the fuck?
What is this?
What in the Michael Bay?
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh, hey!
Oh, holy...
Holy shit!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Holy, holy fuck, holy shit!
Oh my god!
I'll be with Logan.
My hat!
What in the...
Oh my god, I think I want to fuck him so bad.
He unknowed! The Kroving!
Get out of here!
Holy shit.
You can never be me, loser.
Shoulda worn a helmet.
Shoulda worn a helmet.
You could never be me, loser.
You're a freaking loser!
You're a freaking loser!
Goodbye, loser!
Hehehe, he's gonna be in rush hour 3!
No, I don't think he will.
Oh my god, that show's awesome!
What the fuck?
We're crazy fucking seeing!
That is what happens when you mess wh itch iron mouse and Leon Sags Kennedy
You should be close to the coordinates. Oh, yeah, the coordinate looks like it
I'll take a look around
Search for grace.
Wait.
It's out of gas.
Why don't I just hop back on and leave?
How about that?
Or if I just hop on and just leave and get out of here?
Oh wait, no I'm infected.
I can't.
I'll die.
I'll affect it, I'll die.
I don't know.
You won't take it.
Give me one second, dad!
what the fuck is it oh it's done this way huh
One, two, three.
Oh boy.
And it is awesome.
Oh no, I have to go in there?
I don't want to go in here.
Oh, there you are.
I don't want to go in here.
Oh, I don't have to go in here, is this way.
Are you going to be a furry now?
Are you going to be a furry?
Just to be with me on?
I'm sorry about that.
What the fuck is this place?
What the fuck is this place?
This place stinks!
I can't believe it's still standing.
No way!
Oh my god!
It's the police!
It's the police!
It's the police!
Wait, we're going inside the building? Oh my god, we're going back in the building?
We're going in the building?
Oh, memories. Memories.
I was gonna say, can you imagine if you would have been like, can't open it. It's locked tight.
Better find another way around and it's like brother you can just put your arm through the fucking...
Through the bars bro.
Oh
Shit
Is that guy gonna be there
Arrived at RPD. Oh my god.
Let's play snakes!
Need a tool to get this open.
Buddy!
That's not gonna fucking work.
Buddy, what are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing, buddy? What are you doing?
Oh my oh my god the old save spot oh god oh oh the computer the typewriter there's no
way this thing still works I mean why would you use it Leon it's not like you know how
to use it anyway Leon can't use typewriters I need a tool to get this
open
Wow.
Sharing an RPG.
It's been a while since you've been back there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Looks like the BSAA set of HQ here.
Yeah.
Abandoned.
Not sure.
Welcome to the Island!
We can't save anyone.
Get out of here, bitch! This is my turf!
Shit, she's in danger.
I'm sure they found Grace.
At RPD?
Yeah, exactly.
Someone's been expecting us.
His name isn't Wesker, it's...
...Wolskr.
Gotta lock our location.
Head to the know.
Copy that.
It's Wolskr.
That coolant city perimeter surveys are posted here.
One of interest possible entrance?
Suspected arc location?
Arc?
What?
Arc of what?
What do you mean by that?
Oh shit.
Dun dun dun dun dun
I did barrel
Bum bum bum bum
I
Perimeter report from our survey of the grounds. We've pinpointed some locations that still
have viable resources. 2F office, the Armory has leftover supplies. Gun shop out back,
working shotgun and ammo. Parking garage, advanced team supplies, weapon upgrade parts.
Oh wow, thanks.
Thanks for telling me.
The music...
divides.
Oh my god.
That was a weird puzzle.
BOOM!
you admit it you knew you were solving puzzles can you can can you repeat after
me why the fuck did we have these puzzles at the police department are we ever
gonna talk about this it's the police department you tell me Leon you tell
me why would they do this at the police department
Like why would these business establishments have like these secret, secret puzzles?
And it's like, you apply for a job there and you're like, yeah I'm ready to get this
position and they're like okay, make sure you memorize all this shit because this is
the only way you're going to be able to open your fucking locker.
The maintenance team!
I saw a short about POV.
you got a job at RPD and it's like coming in to work like what the fuck
I'm looking at a short right now fuck you fuck you I love you marry me
No, thank you!
No, thank you!
No!
Wait, I hear that little fucker.
Is he up here?
Oh, he's in the room.
My name is Leon.
I'm going to make everybody solve- yeah, Ruxy, I'm going to make all of you guys solve puzzles
all day.
You want to get to work?
You want to get to that convention?
You got to solve all these puzzles.
Champions of Justice!
Friends of Justice, are you ready? Duty calls. Provision specialist Neil, do you have the
Peaks and Beer at the ready? Make sure you've got some soda on hand too, in case the rookie
is liver conscious. Are they talking about me? Decoration manager Elliot. Think you're
an artist? Then show us what you've got. Make sure you use the banner with the stars
on it. Gift coordinator Scott, don't forget to pick up the goods from Robert's shop
on the day. Yeah, well Barry suggested. That man knows his stuff. One last thing, make sure
the chief doesn't catch wind of the welcome party for the new recruit. We wouldn't want
to put young Kennedy in his bad books right away. Marvin. Marvin! Marvin! Oh, Marvin!
And...
Kennedy.
This place...
...fucking stinks!
You need a key to open it.
Oh my god I opened that safe.
Oh my god.
Punch Mr. X, come to the door.
Oh my god if he does.
Better fucking go.
It's gonna give it to you. No
Holy
of
the
the
the
the
There's so much stuff everywhere.
Oh my god, the skeleton's still here!
The lower jaw is missing.
Mmm.
The baby woulda go.
of
that old yet is open
What? There's niggers here?
What? They survived bombs?
No way.
Oh my god, the fucking library.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back! I gotta pee really fast!
you
you
you
you
you
Okay buddy, I'm here.
I'm back bros.
I'm ready to kill.
I'm ready, two more time.
Welcome back.
Why are you looking at me like that?
There's an easter egg in the library you left.
In the library you left
The second I said it. Oh, well, I want to go back to the library. I'm gonna go back there. I
will see it
Is it that zombie that was eating that other guy's ass
Is that the is that the is that the Easter egg
It's gonna give it to you!
Hey, you think I can read this?
Read these posters inside.
Here. What? You kids have fun
solving this one, Barry. What the fuck is this?
What does this fucking mean?
Okay, Barry, fuck you, Barry.
Why?
Good lives needlessly lost.
uh 5 24 1996 with the elite stars members 1996
now a bomb hit this place and that picture stayed up what the fuck
Turn in training plan for the new recruit. Join Jill at the shooting range.
Pick the girls up from soccer. Don't be late. Oh, this is Barry's to-do list.
Find that missing library book. Top priority.
The librarian is about to blow a gasket. Looks like the captain checked it out last.
Whoa, Jill.
it's clean
it's clean
what?
Is it just... one?
Uh...
Is it...
Is it only go one or two?
Say N-N?
R?
Oh whoa, R-R-R.
Power Shades Charm.
A Charm for Recklium offers limitless bullet penetration
and increases the firepower of the last bullet in the Slyther.
What?!
Holy!
RRRR like the movie RRRR?
Whoa, just like the fucking movie.
Just like the fucking movie.
Oh, Hat.
Jill's hat.
So, Jill's here, they're remaking Code Moronica and I heard they've been talking about remaking
the first game bro we eating good you kids have fun solving this one Barry what
fuck you Barry what the fuck
hey bro what the fuck bro
about there's any day in it
what if there's what if there's a mod that gives me like a flashlight but one
of those like huge like really the floodlight flashlight that's like really
bright
oh my god the old raccoon yeah
Okay. I got what I needed in there. The linen room. Excuse me, I would like to go inside
the linen room? I can't go in the linen room. I misspelled shirtless and shitless.
Miner's probably a mistake.
Yeah, the shitless one.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go to the beach and get some water.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm going to go to the beach and get some water.
The fuck is this asshole?
Oh yeah, I saw the Shrek one.
What the fuck is it?
What the fuck, where is this guy?
They're driving me crazy.
Where's the Easter Egg?
Oh my god, he was in there.
Oh, don't be a shit.
I knew it.
Oh wait, she got it?
I did.
What, like it's hard?
Somebody made a mod that replaces Porcher with the SpongeBob patty wagon?
Oh my god.
I saw the Shrek mod.
I saw the Thomas the Tank Engine mod.
And then I saw somebody on Twitter complain me like, this is why PC gaming needs to
die.
How dare they desecrate these titles with these things?
It's like, okay, well, look at the fun police over here.
Holy shit, I didn't know we're not allowed to have fun.
My bad, bro.
I'm sorry, you must be really fun at parties.
You must be incredibly fun at parties.
No fun allowed.
Where the fuck so where's this Easter egg everybody's talking about oh?
Whoa, oh god, I
Oh god, I missed it. I missed it
I don't know what that is, but I want to find out.
I ain't scared of you, not scared.
Save Mr. Brain.
Oh.
What was that what was that
Where?
Oh, the tofu hat thing.
Oh, the tofu hat thing.
Oh, the tofu hat thing.
Oh, the tofu hat thing.
Aw, I missed him.
I missed him.
I missed them.
Welp.
It shows up over and over again?
Oh, that's cute.
It doesn't make any sense to complain about something that's optional, like a mod.
If I don't like mods, I can just enjoy the game without them.
And if someone else wants to mod their game, that doesn't affect my experience at all.
It just makes zero sense to complain about it.
I guess there are always people out there who will complain about anything, like you
said, just to ruin other people's fun.
Some people just don't want to have fun.
Some people just don't want to have fun.
What the fuck?
The medicinal benefits of herbs.
Edward?
Hashima?
Phillips?
Wesker?
What the fuck?
I'm trying to go to the library.
Hello, I'd like to check out a book at the library.
library? I have a library card? I don't have a library card but I want to get one.
Maybe one day I can have a library card.
The medicinal benefits of herbs.
What the?
Rising rookie Rebecca.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's how you get the passcode, RRR.
I'm glad to hold up.
The water spilled all over me!
What the heck?
Wow, huh?
Oh, I thought I would jump over, am I not going to jump over?
jump jump over there be cool
it doesn't let me jump guys can't be cool and jump
hello
I can't be cool, don't let me, don't let me be cool.
Um...
Seems like I've gone everywhere upstairs already.
I'm gonna go back down.
I wonder what the other puzzle is.
Yeah, the photo puzzle.
The photo looks like a blackboard.
It does give a clue what I wanted.
Where's the room with the whole room?
Whole room?
Okay.
Oh, for him.
I think you're gonna get it, so...
Oh, for her it's in the shadows.
I'm a lot of scary room, very big room.
Oh god this assholes in here, be careful.
The key is there?
Oh my god, is this where it is?
the room is safe not tonight. I'm really unable it's never safe.
5. Climb up. September 25th, we're turning the station into a temporary shelter due to
the sudden massive outbreak. All police personnel have been instructed to make the safety of
the citizens their top priority as we try to accommodate as many of them as possible.
September 25th, one of the refugees attacked us in the middle of the night, resulting in
the death of one officer, injuring three others.
The person in question was quickly restrained.
We believe this was simply a case of someone snapping under intense stress.
Uh, pfft.
Um, no?
But counter-26.
A mob attacked the station today, resulting in a number of casualties.
A few survivors were able to make it safely behind the emergency shutters, and what's
surrounded as we are. It'll be hard for any of us to escape this place.
We're not sure we could fix any of our calm equipment, so we remain cut off from the outside world.
Bro...
These people don't know shit about zombies.
September 27th.
There was another clash on the west side of the station around 1pm.
12 people died and there is only a handful of survivors left.
Everything is falling into disarray in here. David forward.
David forward.
David.
Why are you?
What the fuck?
There you are.
Oh I can't get close enough.
I can't get close enough.
I can't get close enough.
uh oh
oh
locker key
don't don't
Who the fuck is Jojo?
Gulp.
Fairy.
Raccoon City Zoo!
Enjoy and don't say I never gave you anything.
ZOO! Enjoy and don't say I never gave you anything.
Berry.
Wow, thanks for the Raccoon City Zoo Tickets.
A charm for automatic guns increases firepower at the cost of Morseway while aiming.
Okay, well...
Oh my god, street fighter.
Oh my god, an old ass fucking...
Is that old playstation?
I need to zoom in.
Oh my god, there is it!
Resident Evil original game
Street Fighter Alpha 2 oh
Look at the old resident evil game. Oh
oh wait this is not a playstation this is a sega a sega sega oh my god is this
mega man
sega
sega
sega
Okay, oh.
Did I get everything I need to get in here?
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
R.I.P.
SIGOO-
Did you pull RRR and I did.
I did.
I don't remember if there's anything else that I need to do.
I don't think there is.
I think I did everything.
I think I did everything.
Why is her inventory so big with nothing?
Is this your first time seeing this game?
Because I can tell you've never played.
By what you're saying right now.
this is where it is. This is where the caca is in here.
What the fuck?
Christ, it's me.
You need to understand.
I do understand what.
Oh cool, thank you so much for the raid, I've been a great streamer for the raid. Hello everybody.
I'm trying to beat this freaking game.
What are you guys, what did you guys do?
Covert military units from every country on earth come to Rackham city for one purpose.
What?
To find Albus.
Albus.
What is Albus?
Help!
to upset the military balance of the world the last virus created by Spencer Spencer designed
to control human consciousness mind control they couldn't let it be stolen so they launched
The missile strike to hide it
No way why do something so extreme extreme is it
When the president tried to investigate they had him assassinated and you are the key to retrieving help us
What
What?
Uh...
What?!
They clone little girls!
Wait...
Was she... a clone?
She's the original?
Oh my god.
Her mother didn't tell her that she had clones made?
Raccoon City Orphanage February 1990.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
What do you mean- Oh, who are you asking if you're awake? There's nobody there!
Where did everybody go?
Why does she sound like...
...nada kid?
There's no space under the bed to hide.
Where are they just here?
Mouse POV, fuck you!
But it's past our bedtime.
This is past our bedtime guys, we got to go to bed!
Where does past our bedtime?
It's February 1990!
That raccoon is hideous.
Oh
Stay away
Get back. What the fuck
Whoa, what the heck
No, get back!
Get back!
What the?
What the fuck are you doing?
Holy shit!
What are you doing?
Uh-oh.
They're just kids. Run!
What? What was that?
Hide from the children.
Why are the children so scary?
Why are they laughing, what's so funny?
You creepy dumb kids!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh my lord, are they going to do it to all of the dead?
They're so mean.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Ew, look at the veins in their legs, bro.
Uh oh.
Teenagers, these are not teenagers, these are children.
Okay, and weird kids.
Let me check the date.
He can help me on February 28th.
Uh-oh.
Roro.
He's not moving.
Roro.
I gotta get out of here! Run!
Oh, big bunny. Is that for me?
What the fuck?
Please open!
I really do think they could see me under this table.
Like...
There's no way they can't see me.
Uh oh, gold.
Wow, wow, they're still roaming around.
Oh, they're so scary, I don't want to crawl out!
I don't want to play.
I don't want to fucking play.
Leave me alone!
No! No! No! No!
AHHHHHHH!
You were caught!
Oh well, maybe I shouldn't get caught then.
How the fuck though?
How do I get past them?
I can't break in my neck, teacher!
Public school POV.
It's called BLV.
They're trying to keep killing me!
They keep killing me! They're not lying! They keep killing me!
Okay, I'm confused because I don't know where the fuck am I supposed to go?
Oh, I'll grow them and hide again.
Don't worry Mouse, I've heard that this section is one of the least liked parts about this
game.
and spider for obvious reasons.
I hate this.
Okay.
Are you gonna come out or no?
Now go back, okay?
On my way?
On my forking way?
You think they got this whole entire same way and game doesn't change?
I don't understand this part.
Like, what, so that we know that Grace had clones?
Let's lock.
Am I supposed to hide? Oh.
Okay.
Yeah, I...
E and then hide.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
hide back here
That's an unhide.
What the fuck, this is terrifying.
I hate scary children.
I hate scary children.
I hate scary children.
I hate scary children.
He's little Baldi's!
Oh my god holy shit I thought...
Oh my god!
I can't go now!
Okay.
Ow!
Ew!
What's going on?!
Ewww!
Ewww!
What the fuck?
What is it?
Please just be a back tree!
Please make somebody's habit go back!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Eww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Ewww!
Please make somebodys having a bad dream! Bad dream!
What the?
Where am I?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What was the point of that? That's so fucking weird.
Church!
The Church of Grace?
Oh my god...
What the fuck?
You have to give a sermon?
What the-
Oh. Oh, uh, a brother church.
It's out of reach.
Oh man, then I'm walking around here with no shoes on.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Oh
Yeah
The accuracy is almost shut up
Oh fucking
No.
Noor.
That latter may as well be snacks with the way you can't waitch it.
Name of deceased Charlotte, aged seven years to once,
female date of death, January 14, 1990, discarded due to volatile symptoms.
Popeye.
That's not nice. Discarded.
I'm quiet.
Mouse's POV turning on the PC.
Wait, this is so sad.
She's gonna die, isn't she?
This is so sad.
All this effort.
She's gonna die?
What the fuck?
Fire Booker!
To be preparing to stream
But
You better show fuck up
Oh no
He's not going to make it run!
Awww.
You freaks!
What's wrong with you?
Oh god, oh god, this is even scarier. What the fuck is this?
What is this place?
What is this place?
Red door?
It won't open.
It won't open.
Though the series 6-0 possesses recombinant DNA, increasing the volume of Spencer's injected plasma did not result in successful memory transfer.
Oh.
Can I have plasma? Mental abnormalities were developed.
We will perform the next medical procedure and progress to the final phase.
However, after adjusting the viral load in the blood of series 70 subject Chloe,
improved signs of stability were observed.
We will continue to monitor her progress.
Oh my God.
Mr. Spencer's visit. What the fuck? Did he?
The day was unbelievable. I somehow got invited to the renowned Oswald East
Spencer's lab. I heard rumors about the place but to think Ark has been
underneath me this entire time. I was given a quick tour of the attached
orphanage too. The children there really creep me out. They all have nasty surgical scars across
their heads and if you meet their gaze they'll greet you with this unsettling giggle. Apparently
they are used for human experiments. The whole thing gives me goosebumps. To have built a place
like this Spencer must have been more unhinged than any of us imagined. Sensational! Why would
you say that? The prospect of being able to freely experiment on those kids sends shivers
of anticipation throughout my entire body! It's also exciting! What the fuck?! Bro, I hate these people.
For now, I'll start by making the rounds at the orphanage tonight. It seems like the newbie always
gets stuck with the boring jobs. How hopefully I can wrap up the tedious bits quickly so I can
prepare for the real fun tomorrow.
RET! RET!
RET! RET!
RET!
RET!
RET!
RET!
What the fuck?
Oh fuck.
Oh!
Babies!
Babies and ghouls!
Babies?
Babies and fucking ghouls!
Look at these little ball babies!
Baby balls!
Warbees! Or babies!
They're moving too, so they're alive.
I want that one!
I'll take this one.
I'll take two of your finest babies, please.
The board room?
Uh...
Surgery?
Baby balls?
Damn, that's a big-ass head.
That baby got a big ol' head.
Being born?
What the fuck? Uh...
That's a big size difference.
Oh it's me, is it her?
Is that how I-
I've got her!
What the fuck?
I've got her!
What the fuck?
Get over here, now!
You piece of shit!
She's showing symptoms, too.
Ow, what do you mean?
We need to get rid of her.
What?
I didn't know she's showing symptoms.
Oh my god.
my mom they weren't able to recreate Spencer's key but now we have the
original we have you
All right
I'm bummed by
Oh, she was a clone too?
I mean she turned into that...
That's that thing!
What's done is done.
You need to focus on the future.
Leave her alone!
It's time to win the race for destiny.
What's her destiny?
So how did she escape?
Like how?
Her mom.
Quick!
Uh...
I'm not your mommy!
What the fuck?!
What the...
Mr. Kennedy...
What the?!
I had a feeling you'd make an appearance...
Sorry...
But I don't have time to spare...
Ain't no fucking way this motherfucker is back!
Didn't we kill him? Who is this?
Have fun.
I'll leave you there.
Mr. Y.
Look at how he's walking!
Mr. Why?
I'm gonna do some digging.
I
Don't have time to deal with this
Holy shit
Oh my god!
Leon, shut up!
Holy fuck!
Wrong way.
Bro, these punches are crazy!
What the fuck?
I just sent you the coordinates.
Oh my god.
I don't have time to deal with this.
I go, I'm out of here.
Sir?
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me sir.
Oh my God!
This is so confusing, okay.
So...
Okay, so then...
Give me a goddamn break.
Oh my god.
There's no fucking convincing! AHHHH!
This is gonna ease right behind me, isn't he?
Holy shit.
My ride!
The taking place dark the opening to the entrance
What is arc not sure that to the order they someplace important
I'm gonna say first
He's so hot, bro.
He's so cool.
He's so hot and cool.
So, let me guess.
I leave through here?
Or through the front door?
Ah, yes.
Looks like you were having a bad dream.
Oh, Mr. Y, you freak.
I don't like you.
Boy, who's a big boy? Good thing I...
I'm kind of glad I got, like, reset and shit, because...
Uh...
I quickly realized that...
There's no point in wasting bullets with this man.
Gunshot kendo. Oh the gunshot!
This was one of the stops.
Fishwish, one of the stops.
Oh my god, I remember now!
Oh
Bro this guy's been through so much for Leon
Now your daughter any ball bread your cop don't breathe in the bones up
Something how did this happen?
What the fuck did I know, bro?
I just started prescription Robert Cando.
I can't think of a sense.
What did they do to us?
I'm so sorry.
Well this is like a sadness toward.
Whoa, pump-action shotgun.
I mean, I think mine is better.
That could be wrong.
Don't forget the garage.
Mommy, did I do something wrong?
Daddy got mad at me.
He yelled, why are you here?
Really, really loud.
He didn't let me in the police station.
I'm hiding with Mr. George now.
He said we can get inside by the parking garage.
But first we arrest him, he's really nice mommy.
I'll give him one of my kitty bandages
to cover up the owl we own his hand.
Love you lots, Meryl.
Let's go.
Can't be.
All right, let's go, back out.
Well, let me save first.
Hey, what's in here?
Wow, a whole lot of nothing.
Oh, I hear it.
of
the
death
of
death
of
The
Garage!
My life is so dark.
Mommy, what do I do?
Help me, mommy! Mr. George's hurt really bad.
He's bleeding lots, and all the bandages are too small. It won't stop.
There's so many scary people here now. I'm going to run to Mr. Kendall's store.
If anyone reads this, please help. My name is Meryl Brack.
Aww.
Alright. I'm gonna fucking cry.
I'm scared, mommy. I want to see daddy.
I am going to f**k you. Oh no. Oh my f**king heart. F**k me bro. No way. His f**king daughter dude.
you knew it that's why you always test
I fucking see bro fucking dark
What?
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
This fucking guy.
Alright.
Oh.
Bruh.
A hard day war.
A hard day of work.
Alright, this guy's gone.
What is down there?
Playing here first?
Silver finished scope.
A custom part for a classic 70.
The scope boasts a high optical performance, making it ideal for hitting those long range targets.
Oh well. I don't have it anymore.
I got rid of it.
Shall we?
Shall we about it?
Wait, you can equip it anyway?
Oh my god this place is so big.
It's so big and it's so scary.
There's somebody over there.
There's somebody over here.
They're gonna come out.
I'm to the right of the creek.
walker
he's lying to me. Why are you lying to me?
Alright, let me get my shit.
That would never lie.
The thing is that when chat lies, it just doesn't make sense.
Oh, how cute! Oh, there was one! Thank you!
Increases mid-range firepower, sacrificing close quarter-pulse in CIC.
Oh, but that's cute to have. It's a little bear.
Hmm. Maybe you should say to the right of the shipping container instead of the crate.
Umbrella.
I'm a strong, independent man.
What the fuck, didn't I just pick that shit up?
There was more?
just go we find the last racoon statue what
What's there?
We stuff
It was a man last letter of the girl
Holy is this a good gun or no?
Oh I see.
if you upgraded it can be I just think it's me okay well you can pick us me I
think I'm just gonna sell it
What?
What?
What?
What's wrong with that?
I sold it.
What?
What's the scope the scope is it?
I can't imagine it's from another gun
They just sell it the scope because I don't even use the classic
I'm gonna sell it. Oh, I can't sell it zero in my balls
They won't even take it you suck
I have a lot of heels, okay
Oh wait, what if I put the charm on this one, this star's one?
There'll be a lot of sway.
I go.
Okay.
The kitty letter has a charm?
Okay, where is that last letter?
Oh.
Is it?
This is not it. This is the third letter.
I have to go back outside.
Beep, beep, beep.
In here.
Oh, that's so sad.
R.P.D. Charm.
Increases firepower when near death.
A keychain Marvin gave to his daughter.
Oh, that's so sad.
Sorry, I was too late.
Oh, there's a letter.
From mail to mommy.
Five.
There's nothing on it.
Oh, this is so sad!
Ugh.
Yeah, you're too late, buddy.
It's fucking sad, man.
It's all the unspoken, it's not a skull.
Okay, maybe it is.
No, maybe it is, no, maybe it is, no.
He did all the good.
Don't blame him, it's not his fault.
He's trying his best.
Oh
Shit
I
Couldn't save them I can stop bastards like you
Whoa, oh no
Oh God!
Fuck! I missed! I missed! I missed!
Ow!
Ow.
What the...
Holy!
He's so weird!
Ah!
I didn't know he back shined!
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
He's so weird!
He's so weird!
He's so weird!
He's so weird!
He's so weird!
He's so weird!
Oh my god.
Dear god.
Jesus Christ, man!
Oh
Holy shit.
I'm stuck!
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Oh
Holy shit. Oh my god
Oh my god! Thank you for the race! I'm sorry!
Holy shit! No fucking way, bro!
Son of a bitch!
Oh, that's scripted.
Holy, it's Dumbledane.
I'm building.
Holy fuck, bruh.
I'll stop you as many times as I have to.
I'll stop you as many times as I have to.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Geez!
I wasted all my fucking requiem ammo!
This stinks!
My ammo!
Yeah, I'm going back.
There was an area over there that I wanna check out.
Oh.
I don't think I can go back there anymore.
Never fucking mind!
I can't go back there anymore!
I can?
How?
Oh, maybe you're all around, maybe?
Through the basketball court.
There's very few people around.
I can? How? Oh, maybe you're all around, maybe.
Through the basketball court. Here's where you go into the basketball court.
Oh, this place stinks. That was something.
I wasted all my ammo, but I beat him.
I forgot to sharpen. I sharpened during the battle!
Duh.
Holy and I and I think I wasted all my heels fuck
I have a man injector or have two left
I was by extra and I don't care I'll treat myself. It's fine
You will find more, yeah, we'll find more, it's fine.
It's a-okay, fine.
We will find more.
No problem.
Alright, let's go.
Get the fuck out of here!
What the fuck?
What the heck?
What the fuck is that?
Ridiculous.
Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee.
This motherfucker just laying down in the middle of the street, get up!
lazy!
I'm not gonna work!
Get up bruh!
Get up asshole!
I'm here.
And the orphanage.
Made it.
Made it.
Made it.
Anything out here?
Can't go.
I can't explore further.
Head to the orphanage.
Well.
Not the orphanage, Sherry.
There's not much left of it.
I'm much left of it.
Heading underground to look for grace.
Understood.
Oh.
You mean underground.
Oh, oh.
Silly me.
Orphanage of cause?
Oh, this is nasty.
Not the fork and sewer.
Why is there always a sewer?
I can't fucking see, guys.
Look, I'm trying to evolve.
I'm straining my eyes.
I'm right here.
Ta-da!
What the...
Holy...
Uh oh.
It was a save.
You should have affinity to sewers, why?
I'm a demon, you dummy.
It's not my fault you have re-incombranching.
Oh my god, it's so dark in here.
It's so dark in here.
Imagine the smell.
Horrific.
My mouse is not a mouse, no.
I'm a demon, it's just my name.
I was just like going to a restaurant
and be like, I'm going to a restaurant.
Ah yes, here it is, restaurant.
One order of food please, yeah.
Come on, I have no bullets in that gun, dude.
Too bad for me.
Uh-oh.
Guys, I think my fat ass is gonna make the train fall.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What the fuck was that?
I guess it's messed up.
Well, I guess it's messed up.
This is horrible.
Guys, this man has gone through...
...fake...
...outside!
He tanked the missile to the face!
Guys this guy is crazy!
And he's 51 years old? Holy shit!
This is a 51 year old man.
He jokes to cover his pain? True!
Oh
Oh
I want Leon and eat the winters
Come on, then hang out
And maybe doing even more than just hanging out if you know what I mean.
Is it in here?
Is it in here?
It was not in here.
Oh no, did I miss it?
I gotta go back.
The residents are so evil.
Nice, thank you.
The residents, they're so evil!
Alright.
Oh shit, thank you for the gift of thumb.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me, bruh.
What? What do you mean?
What do you mean I have to go down there?
What do you mean?
Be a sail of something behind.
this man is very strong holy shit
Oh my god, how deep are we going?
Holy shit!
Yeah, we'll get some diamonds or some shit, like, what else, well.
Finally reached the bottom.
That's the one very deep hole.
The perfect place to hide something.
I really am noooooooooon!
I really am noooooon!
Okay, going into the deep holes.
Oh
Okay
Yeah this costume
game.
Yuck.
Yuck, bro.
Gamers never look up, but I just do.
I just read.
You should think Leon's code would give you the T-virus, well...
Only one way to find out! Go ahead, chat! Go on!
Go on, chat!
You're too eager for science!
Oh my God, how noble!
Wow!
So many generous people...
doing things for s-science how do I get up there
probably un-get-able
oh fuck me there's two of them
What the fuck man?
Don't wait ammo oh what if
I'm gonna kill this man!
God damn it!
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I need to get the timing right if I want to period, but I'm kinda... kinda ass.
I'm kinda ass.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, is there another one?
I don't trust this place.
I don't trust this place at all!
The zombies just want you to learn, piece.
I highly doubt that.
I don't think they like me very much.
I don't write.
They have this big ass box with three small little things.
Like, what the fuck is that?
What is up with that?
What a scam.
Oh, that's a flower over there.
Yep, yep, yep, that's a flower, if I ever did see it.
As a flower there I ever been see come on my floor.
Come on my floor.
Oh Jesus.
Jay.
The garden is fighting back? Oh no.
You see? This is what happens with global warming, you see?
I see you, Ro.
What the fuck?
Come on, come on out.
Good riddance.
Alright.
I
Isn't so scared why am I so scared
Just know about the ice. Oh my god, not the ice wall
Guys we've got to be careful the ice wall we gotta find it we gotta get to the other biomes
There's one more up there.
This guy was really over there for me.
What the?
I think there's one more at the end I defeated all the seedlings
Damn, bro, this is difficult. Especially since it's in the dark.
I got an achievement for killing them all.
Goodbye.
Please tell me there's no more planes.
Las plagas!
Very convenient boxes here.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, these are lazy ones.
These are pretty lazy ones, I tell you.
Oh, thank goodness.
They're fat.
Those are too fat to hit me.
They were too fat.
Oh!
I thought there was one more.
Holy shit!
Is it over?
Can you please leave me alone?
Uh-oh.
Oh.
I
Just say you know I killed
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
Please!
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Oh my god, I can't carry bro, I'm so bad
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I have to do all that all over again?
Holy shit!
I don't like that!
I'm a little dodged in a fairy.
There's no flamethrower in the game, nothing I know of, man.
I just use normal ammo in this thing.
oh my god I hate this it's so annoying bro oh plan one plan fucking monster
at least it didn't send you all the way that's true it could have been it could
have been fucked up if they could have sent me all the way to the end you
You know what that means?
I have to pee really bad.
I have to pee really bad.
I'm gonna pee really quick and I'll be right back.
At least it's not a flat spider.
Oh god, what the fuck?
Let's work out.
I feel like I'm in the home stretch now though.
I feel like I'm almost done with the game.
is it true or not true correct or incorrect you're you are yes yes yes yes
Okay, I'll be right back.
Bye.
MOTHER HWEBEL!
You
you
you
you
you
you
I'm back, Browns. I'm back. She's back. Oh no. It's time to kill some plants. Exterminator.
Exterminator's here, and that's me Leon Keno-D.
I'm here to exterminate some planes!
Hello, baby!
I made a carbonate complaint.
I made a carbonate complaint.
I made a carbonate complaint.
I'm here for play control.
I have a play control.
I'm here for play control.
Fled.
Plane control.
Just so you know, I've killed every fly I've ever had.
Oh my God, I can't get out of the way fast enough.
Come on!
I'm going to get you, you idiot.
Help!
Cover me, Narcher.
I told you plant control came and it was me plant control off on high school for you.
control
Herbicide what it herb ever did you?
What it herb ever did you?
I want to be this flytrap baby it will love me do you think it'll love me
do you think it will love me
Probably not.
You think it'll love me?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hurricane, in penis.
Who made these doors?
Who are these doors for?
They're so big. What is this, Alderaan?
I never did so fucking loud. Loud. Loud.
Fuck, I'll fuck a giant opening.
Oh, you can't bother to keep the lights on, I see.
I can't even turn on the fucking lights, bro.
Sure, I found some kind of massive facility.
What do you think it is?
I'm seeing supplies with the logos of the usual suspects.
Well, whatever it is, clearly wasn't meant to be found.
Yeah. Tell me.
Wow.
What's that on me?
Find Orc.
Umberado's legacy.
I found Orc.
I'm in the legacy.
What about a legacy?
What about a legacy?
What about a legacy?
Well guys, what about a fucking legacy?
Leon, the Redfield bloodline.
Quick!
We gotta do something.
You have to fuck my son!
Quick! We gotta do something. You have to fuck my sister.
Now.
I hate spiderwebs.
Stop guys, he's with Ethan Winthorps!
Hey, then what's yours?
Where have I explode this right now?
I'm taking everybody with me!
Oh shit, decontamination.
Oh yes!
Let me take a bath!
Oh, a nice- oh, your air-drying my butt?
Thanks.
My butt is so clean now.
My butt is so clean.
I hear you little piece of shit.
Got them.
them. And they're breathing. Look how big their arms are. Where is their penis?
Mornikov! Mornikov!
Pines!
Pines.
Whoa.
Nice.
This is the same spot.
What the fuck?
Current facility operation status, auto processing, green network system, all areas online, environmental control systems, green disposal systems, green...
Security level 2, cars on patrol. Area status. Lab unit 1, checking. Lab unit 2, normal. Restricted area, normal. Pandora, normal.
Now operating at 82%. System access must be performed manually from the restricted area.
What?
I don't know what this means.
Wow, high tech box.
Do not enter.
That big ass flower only gave me that much?
In my ass.
Fuck you.
I
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, my brother
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, monster.
What the heck?
Wow.
I believe first time Shatter Shatter after three years, it happens sometimes.
Sometimes people just don't want to talk and that's fine, they don't have to talk.
You could just chill and have fun, hang out.
Fully upgraded.
The lurkers are the backbone of society!
You know what
Okay, I
Don't care I do not care
I do not care
I thought I was gonna look and they were gonna be live
Like the internet?
I found the internet.
There's a boss who visited.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think your hug's been up all night.
I'm gonna have to kill my stream.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, geez.
Let me take my rifle seat at the computer.
What the fuck?
You gotta be kidding me.
Where is that?
I'm run 99.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
I'm getting the feeling I'm not wanted around here.
Oh
it's people okay never fucking mind it's people I thought it was gonna be monsters
it's just fucking people
Where is that?
Where is that?
A strong stuff!
Okay.
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
People!
it around here
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
Is there more?
Is there more?
I thought...
Or is that it?
I'm so confused.
I thought, or is that it? I'm so confused.
I guess that's it.
You can go out the room now. Oh, okay, I guess that's it.
Oh yeah, we're not done yet. There's more to come, huh?
What do you mean, yes?
Oh
Come on
What are my seats?
Don't fuck with me fellas.
Are they dead here too?
I guess he left?
Oh
Holy shit
God damn me. I was my mistake, bro. Oh my god. I'm so pleased. Oh
Well, that's convenient
That's kind
What the fuck bro, I miss every oh well, this is my freaking shotgun. I'm so stupid
hold on hold on uh
this one?
I'm so dumb
don't want me, I'm quite shit
I think there was another there was another guy over here I think oh okay just get it
No one?
I'm an assassin!
What?
Wait, is that an enemy?
Oh, fuck is he?
Oh, he was under me.
Right on the mouth book!
Ow!
I can't get a good look!
I can't get a good look.
You got me fucking dead, you know.
Oh, I'm not restarting, I'm so pissed.
What do we start hold up?
Jesus Christ.
I
Right there down
There's one left, but I don't know where he is.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Uh...
Hello?
I have to go up there anyway.
Come on! Come outside!
I'm not feeling it.
Oh, I see him.
Oh, there he was.
That's it, right?
I think.
Cockle.
Oh shit!
Oh shit he had a shield!
Oh no, that's not good.
I'm gonna do that again, fuck.
Oh my god, my brain.
My brain isn't working.
I don't have any grenades, that's the problem.
Shit.
What do I do about that?
oh are you are you suggesting that I open up the liquor
so that they attack them.
And then what? And then what? I'm stuck with them!
I
But
I'm going to do that.
Carry you with the shield.
I'm thinking on.
in space bar?
I mean I could.
But I forgot how hard it is to kill that thing.
Why not uh?
You can parry the liquor.
I hate that thing, I hate that thing so much holy shit.
Alright, I guess I guess I can try it.
I'm afraid it's melting.
I'm overthinking everything.
Hold on.
Alright, I'll do this time.
I'll do this time, I'll do this time, boys.
I
Wait
Get ready with the right gun, okay.
Alright.
So...
Let's breathe him now?
Wait
It's really drop. How do I know when they're gonna drop?
Really come
of
one of the
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Did they kill him?
They killed it?
They did.
Holy shit.
Well, I lived at least.
that was scary
I swear
I could have sworn that thing would have taken a lot out, but I guess they're just that good
But not good enough
Not good enough
okay well not bad
as umbrella special forces special kaka more like it
I
Get those touchies
All right, we're in the home stretch, I think, I hope.
It's nice to see no one in chat say wood for once, yeah.
What's this way?
Oh!
What's the room?
Nature is healing.
Okay.
What? Shut up!
Shut up.
Shut up!
Okay.
Also make you key chain.
Pandora.
Oh.
This is where we're going.
Pandora.
What the f**k is that?
Here at ARC, your newsman will be constantly monitored.
Do not leave the designated areas without authorization.
The recording and transmitting of information is strictly prohibited.
How come you have that coming out your pee-pee?
Sir?
Sir?
This is a big- that's a tall man. That better not be real.
What the fuck?
uh
I'm sorry is this necessary for a corporation to have like this isn't a good ambiance I hope you guys don't give school tours because
This is horrific
What does this even mean?
Playing with your feet and shit
It's a secret vault, by the way.
The guest lounge.
Incredible.
Wow!
Raccoon City Bioweapon Research Report.
As previously stated, ARC is focused on bioweapon research and development utilizing the unique
environment of Raccoon City.
In particular, experiments performed by infecting nearby zombies with a mutated T-virus strain
have yielded a great deal of empirical data.
Man, these people are fucking psycho.
This has also proven effective against the BSAA's attempts to eradicate ARC.
The development of a new bioweapon based on this hard data is in the final stages.
If said bioweapon is released, we can expect further profit growth next fiscal year.
ARC has now become a key bioweapon production hub for North America.
I will continue to bring great benefits to both us and the United States.
Froro.
But why, why evil United States?
Why evil?
Hold CMG 002 Garmer Merlele, 30 million product specifications, Umbrella Corporation Cerberus
has been further enhanced and enlarged, resulting in increased combat capabilities, it can track
and pursue targets at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour all the dog.
Code CMLB110, Ligur, uh, is that, what's that B? Does this stand for beta? I don't know.
14 million product specifications originally an infection anomaly, rigorous experimentation
revealed to the, revealed the key to activating the mutation paving the way for commercialization,
boasts enhanced climbing capabilities and possesses sharp claws and a pointed tongue.
Code CXP001 Plant, a hundred million, a prototype bioweapon developed from a viral plant infection
found in the Arclay Mountains and Raccoon City.
Note, an incident occurred during the transport of the experimental Plant 43 and has resulted
In an infestation near the service entrance of ARC,
always exercise extreme caution when transporting bioweapons.
I see.
Hey, can I zoom into this?
Hehehe.
I only have one Recklium bullet, bro.
A cold CMT-501 Tyrant, 120 million.
A humanoid bioweapon with exceptional combat capabilities, it can execute simple commands such as tracking and eliminating targets, and comes with a coat as standard for effective human disguise.
What?
Did you make him his coat? Are you saying that he's... it just... it just appears with a coat? Like, is the coat a part of his body? Like, what the fuck?
Code CMNEY001 Nemesis Y. Negotiable the price. The price is negotiable. Product specifications
based on the umbrella corporation's parasitic NE-alpha, I think that's alpha, this mass
produced model focuses on cost reduction and performance enhancement. Repeated improvements
have resulted in a significant boost through physical ability and recovery regardless of
the host's durability.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
These residents are so evil.
Can't trust nobody anymore.
Oh, off we go.
Why do you imagine an army of nemesis?
I don't want to!
Damn, I'm all the way!
Not this a second.
I need to last a couple of months, so.
Whoa!
What the fuck?!
Oh fuck
AHHHHHH
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Oh
Oh
AHHHHHH!
Holy shit that was...
fucking crazy!
What the fuck?
Oh my God!
OOoOOoOOoOOoOOooOOoOOooOOoOO this is pretty cool.
we're into trouble mortal it's one tough bastard
well that was pretty scary holy shit I thought or sir he'll kill me I thought
for sure I'd die
mortal edge
Is that what his name is or is it somebody else?
Who is this guy that I fought?
Look at his hand.
That's him.
Let me see his hand.
Oh, Infection.
He's just like me.
He has a migma.
He has a mingle.
If I were a zombie.
Isn't he like 70, he's 70 years old?
Damn.
Moving pretty good for a day.
should be just a bed.
Oh, God.
Gris, this is where we are.
Where are we?
The world is under threat.
The technology to control another's will already exists,
but it's not efficient at infecting others.
I believe Spencer solved that with Elbis.
The connection sealed Raccoon City
to save it for themselves.
Okay.
And it's been waiting here.
Uh-oh.
Ever since.
Ever since what?
Elpis!
What does the creator desire?
This is as far as we could get.
If the wrong password is entered, the ark will be destroyed and Elkis will be lost forever.
So tell me Grace, what's the password?
I don't know.
Of course you do.
What?
Liam!
How does she know password?
Mr. Kennedy, you can't beat me.
What?
What the fuck?
Excuse me?
You fancy.
That's... gone!
Hey, he sent me one!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Hey, be nice to him! He sent me one!
Oh
No
Come on!
Agh!
Come on!
Holy shit!
Oh
My crap my car
Does it look okay girl, he's not okay
51
Where does this take us
Oh, what are we going?
What now?
Leon!
Leon!
Oh no, Leon.
Leon, no!
October 9th, 453 p.m.
She's just been sitting there with him?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, it's worse than- it's worse!
Holy shit, it's taking over!
St. Virus. Stage 3 infection.
Stage 3? No!
You're so sick. Why would you come here?
This place. I consider it was where it all began for me.
Oh man.
What happened to you?
I couldn't make a difference.
So I'm here now.
We can't stop Xenon.
He said something about you having a password.
What was he talking about?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Open your eyes please.
Remember the password!
It's boobies, isn't it?
I'm going back.
I'm gonna destroy all this.
I'm coming with you.
I'm not.
I don't want any more regrets.
Whatever it takes, come in.
Aw.
if anything happens to me you promise you'll learn this okay I promise
find a way out the dump Wow my inventory it's shagging
You want me on?
You're so hot.
Stumbling around like that.
Look! There's a door over there.
There's a door!
Crane's blocking it though.
Can I get a good look at you, sir?
Sir! Please!
It doesn't let me look at him!
God, he's so hot.
I can check it out for us, you think you can give me a boost?
He's dying now. He's fine.
Go walk it off.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Watch out for yourself up there, yeah?
I will.
Oh my god.
Well, I can't use weapons so...
Better not die on me. I'll be so sad.
I'm ready for duration.
There's no giving back up.
Oh, I could use a mouth.
God damn it.
System locked. Override key required for read activation.
He's down there, Leon!
I'm your biggest fan, I follow you till you love me.
How long is this section?
Guys, you know.
It's hard. I'm gonna cry.
Oh shit, no way.
Find an area Archive Central Refining System Tendoral.
Okay.
Okay.
Just be on here.
Don't have that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, just be on here.
Don't have that.
I don't know how bad this section is, I get.
I don't know how bad this section is again.
It's all done everywhere.
I'm gonna die!
What?
What do you mean?
What time is it?
Seriously, POMPINING.
The POMPINING.
Why is it out?
Oh my god, what do I do?
out for walkies?
Well, I didn't see where it went.
I can't see.
Huh?
I can't see.
I can't see.
Oh my god.
Are you gonna come this way?
Oh.
Oh
Is he just chillin
Hey, Braille! What's up, Braille?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have like five of them.
I don't know if I have the code for this one.
Not yet.
Nice.
Shhh.
There's monsters everywhere.
Shhh.
There's monsters everywhere.
Is he sleeping?
Wait, does he get up?
Does he get up or no?
Oh God.
Oh god.
The hole ain't coming, it needs a stream later.
Only one way to find out, yeah, googling.
Whatever you do, don't tickle his feet.
What?
I just want to know.
I just want to know if he gets up, he'll determine my feelings.
Don't turn my feelings.
Na na na.
You can never be too safe with a zombie apocalypse.
Well, if it does get up, I mean, I can't do anything to him now, right?
While he's laying down, while he's laying down, it's like he's not even like a thing.
Oh, I'll sleep in there, fine.
Oh, my...
That motherfucker's flailing in there, what the fuck?
Oh my.
This is locked huh?
C'mon!
This is locked, huh?
Oh!
Freak over there.
Eww!
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Hello?
Wow, so convenient.
Wow, so convenient.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Wow, so convenient, a typewriter here just for me.
Oh, a typewriter here just for me.
So convenient.
Where are the odds?
That's so loud!
This shit is so loud!
The shit is so loud.
It's so fucking loud.
They can hear us from a mile away.
Where's the other one?
Uh, okay, you reader?
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
What do I do?
How do I
What do I do, what do I do?
It was above me in the room.
Oh, he was on the ceiling in this room?
Hey, where are you shining your flashlight?
Alright, I guess maybe like throw a bottle in the room?
He can't hear me from my crowd.
Just go as blind.
Okay, I saved, so it's fine.
You son of a bitch, you're trying to scare me?
Fuck you.
Not very nice.
Wait, what am I gonna do with this guy?
A bottle of acid.
Bottle concentrates the ferric acid that is highly effective against enemies with exposed
Oh
Yeah, but what I do about the zombie guys
Okay, so I'll get out, do the liquor, and then I'll come back in and sneak up on the
zombie and try to kill it with the pain.
With the pain.
I'm very scared wait, what do I do, uh, hmm, right, I'm going to stand over here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
What? Why what?
What was a waste? What was a waste?
A waste of a bottle? Why? To get them down?
What do you mean?
I'm getting more acid with empty bottles.
What are they saying, he's talking.
I wonder what the best approach is.
No, it's this way.
there's another one over there oh that's sneaky
that's so fucking sneaky bro
I don't know how many bullets can take that guy down.
I don't think it's stealthy, it's like looking directly at me.
Okay, well, all done.
Yay! We did it!
Raibre!
Juicy?
Juicy, oh boy!
I
Oh
Uh-oh, a guy got up.
Is it just him?
I wasn't even the one that was sitting there was another guy
Where is she?
Where does this one go?
Where does this one go?
Oh, wait, what?
Where's that key for?
I don't know where it's for.
I'll go first from the start of the maze.
Come on.
Alright.
I'm not good yet.
Nope.
Oh no, it's not this.
Oh no, it's not this.
I'm coming, I'm gonna help.
By the Kakar area?
Oh god, not the Kakar area.
I could stab him with a peep.
I'm just walking on by, bye sir, have a nice day.
I have a nice day sir.
What silly little guy.
Yeah but won't he come in here?
Whoa.
It's free!
It feels like we're finally free.
I need to get going too.
Where's that at?
I'll go out the key.
Oh, grab the key.
The key!
The key!
This isn't a fucking key.
My nerd key.
That's the biggest key I've ever seen in my life.
Uh-oh.
He's still in the warm on him.
Oh my god, his ass!
That's so fat.
What do you even know of that?
Uh.
What room is this?
Oh, no, this is the lobby.
Shatla.
A crashed in storage sector.
Rebootings, AI, control center.
Noah.
Oh, no.
Who is Noah?
Who the fuck is Noel?
You can now crack bottle of acid and various other items.
Oh, nice.
Motherfuckin' safe.
Uh, 51 assembly minutes.
Checking database access request.
The following data was found.
Minutes of the 51st assembly meeting as transcribed by AI Control Center, NOAA, the state we
heard the key, Grace Ashcroft, has finally been found.
It's been 28 years since we occupied ARK.
Are you sure she's the one?
Z, without a doubt.
There's no need to worry.
More importantly, don't you think your withdrawal from the treaty is too blatant?
The state is a bluff.
The United States is and always will be at the center of the world.
The BSAA are fully under our control as well.
Are there any changes in product supply?
Z, ARK's factory automation is constantly evolving.
I believe that's enough for today.
We can discuss further while we view the products.
Wonderful.
A miracle.
let me stay really quick
this is the American way oh my god I'm pumpkin-ing
oh
oh
I still have a ways to go
I wonder if Niel has made it yet
What is this?
Oh, more than four of course.
Alpha Goard, thank you so much for the five gift, it's over.
What is that noise?
Is that it?
Emergency supply is called 10 to the right, 90 to the left, 20 to the right.
Oh, I'm going back.
I don't know if it's this one or not.
Bro, we need more acid.
Say less.
Is it this one?
It's this one.
On my way.
The good thing we killed everything in here.
What was it?
I think it was
Hey!
Whoa!
So much stuff!
Oops!
That's so funny, you give me like a warning.
Hello Topskins, one shot the normal ones?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What room is this?
Clean room?
It's not very clean to me.
Clean room, my ass!
This isn't clean at all
Holy shit
But of course.
EW I'M RUNNING IN HIS ASS!
EW!
WEE!
What the fuck is this?
orb? A beautiful crimson orb. One of the objects needed to enter the administration area with an
I
Oh
I could just make a mud injector I guess.
I wanted to save the blood though.
Uuuhm...
Listen, I'm sorry I have small pocket, leave me alone!
Uh-oh, I wasted it.
I kind of just want to die.
I still have a ways to go.
I kind of just want to die.
I wonder if anyone's made it yet.
The I'm so pissed that I wasted that what the fuck
Yeah, I meant to do a fire, but I accidentally threw acid on them
The green
Pumpkin
Pumpkin
I think we're up more.
More cocktail!
Uhhh...
I'm trying to think because I feel like if this is like going to take an hour or two hours.
At the end I just finish it tonight.
Maybe.
But I don't know, I just don't know how much longer I have.
We're an hour maybe less.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Ah, damn it.
you finally woke up I think it was like n
90?
20.
Here we go.
Hey remember?
I fuckin remember.
The Clean Room.
The Clean Room is very clean and juicy.
A clean room and it's very clean and juicy.
It's so fresh.
A clean.
Add up your book.
Okay, uh...
Oh...
I made another bottle of acid.
Nice. Bye-bye.
Come on.
Yay!
We did it!
Hi.
Not bad.
Not bad.
I'm glad we did it.
Power.
Game complete! Yeah!
We beat the game! Yay! Yay! We beat it!
I don't have any empty injector so I kind of felt on that.
I'm debating on making another one of those things, but I don't know.
I don't know if I should.
I'll put the red ball in here.
what is over here i forgot
oh this is another safe and then down here was
where the fuck is in there put the ball in here
We go pull my balls in here.
I need to get another fucking ball.
So much balls.
My balls!
Monster downstairs? Oh yeah, it was the licking guy.
I'll be right back.
Hello?
Oh my god
I think there's a sotro
Oh, cool.
He's coming!
I think I'm going to throw it on him.
One and one, oh.
Oh, there's the other one. Wait, how many are there? Is it two or three?
I don't know.
There's like four of them? Holy shit!
They don't want to hang out together, they don't want to hang out, they're not friends.
Oh, what if I like throw a bottle you think they'll all stand over here
Oh my god, holy shit.
Excuse me sir, see your penis blood.
Excuse me, a little bit more, and you, and you sir, a little bit from you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Bon apple tea.
The ones at the top will come down here, right?
Where's that guy?
Okay.
Come on, there's another one.
Shit, I didn't know there was like more than one, I should have known though.
Brother, it's not snakes!
I don't know where he went now.
Hey.
Where is he?
He's wheezing like crazy.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Is he gonna come?
I got a pooch.
Where is this guy?
Oh, there he is.
He's really far away.
Well, they're both together, so that's bottle.
Oh
Oh
Oh
I'm the best friend. I want to be your best friend
Not even their breast friend
Oh, he sounds like he's gonna fucking throw up.
Her?
Are they coming?
Are they coming?
Holy shit.
Oh, one of each.
Oh my god.
Oh, one more guy.
He's over there.
Behind the thing.
Oh wait, I think there's two.
There's two of them.
Upstairs?
Oh, I think they're inside the container.
They were in the container!
Let's go, share with me.
Sure, bro.
I don't know if I got all of the guys.
Oh, emergency supply is called 50...
60... 80...
Nice.
I don't think there's any more.
Alright, let me go open the safe and I'll be right back.
Opening the safe!
Opening the safe!
Opening the safe!
I'm gonna go open the safe.
I'm finding the safe. I'm finding the safe.
Oh!
Where does the other safe at?
Oh, it's in the lobby, I'm sorry.
Is it?
Oh wait, where is it?
Oh, and in here in this fucking place.
The monitor control room.
The monitor control room.
Okay, uh...
Wait.
Oh my god, it's 50.
Oops.
Oh my God, I'm going crazy.
I'm so dumb.
Hhhhhh...
BWAH!
BWAH!
BWAH!
BWAH!
First try!
Okay, come on, okay Grace, come on, walk like a toddler, let's go.
I just imagine her like, waddling, like, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
What the fuck am I doing, bro?
Ew.
Oh my god.
Okay, that's one down.
My god, there's so...
There's so much shit in here.
Uh...
A wheezing, so much wheezing.
Fast air carry? Get ready.
Fast air carry?
Get ready. Get ready.
That fork in sheer carry?
Get fuckin' rid of it.
I
Okay
I
That should you're carrying
Does your carry get rid of it, does your carry get rid of it, does your carry get rid of it, does your carry get rid of it?
What the?
May I move?
I have a full pack.
I see you're carrying your rubbish.
I see you're carrying your rubbish.
I see you're carrying your rubbish.
Should I make another bottle of acid?
I don't know.
I don't know if I should, bro.
I feel like a stupid, I don't know.
Ah, what do you think?
Weighing in. Weighing in.
You know what?
No, no.
I say you carry and get rid of it.
I say you carry and get rid of it.
I say you carry and get rid of it.
I say you carry and get rid of it.
I say you carry and get rid of it.
Oh, maybe I make- let me smell that too.
Yes.
I'm not sure you're going to get rid of it.
AI, control center.
Middle-up.
No response.
Containment protocol inactive.
Containment protocol inactive.
What does that mean?
For me?
I think.
I think that means I'm full.
Why is one bullet?
What's going on? I am out with a gun.
Do you not want me to have one?
I have a right to bear arms.
I'm a woman in America.
This is it. I did it.
I'm a woman in America.
I'm not sure you're going to get rid of it.
I want to fucking see her.
God damn it.
Oh shit.
Pretty scary.
Is it two or one up here?
I can't tell.
It's fucking cool.
Oh, not good.
Oh
Nice
Wow, there's so many of them, holy shit.
Ew!
Okay, Jesus Christ grace holy shit, can you make any less noise?
No bless orb.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Uh.
Okay.
okay catwalk just because it's a catwalk that doesn't mean that she should
be stomping around. She's crazy. Hey, come on out. The Coran. The Coran, everyone. The
Column
Made some down to me
back all room
Shhh!
Is it one or two?
Okay, let's kill him again.
Fuck this shit.
I was gonna wait and be like, oh, I'll wait for both of them to sit down.
No.
No.
I'm not going to wait.
I don't have much time.
I'm a busy woman.
And I have not got all day.
I haven't got all day and I'm gonna go save and then I'm gonna go put the
I fucking ball it in the socket.
Boy, I have some shit on me.
I don't need all this stuff.
Um...
I say you're carrying it get rid of it I say you're carrying it get rid of it I say you're carrying it get rid of it
Take my ball
What the fuck
Goop
Why do the doors look like this?
I hate that shit.
Pentacle doors, disgusting.
Ugly design.
First assembly minutes.
Checking database access request, the following data was found.
of the first assembly meeting as transcribed by Air Control Center, NOAA, the defense,
the leakage of the T-virus has caused an epidemic. If things continue like this, all eyes will
focus on Raccoon City. KD, there's nothing to worry about. ARC has been secured. Commence
the missile strike. The defense, we are lacking presidential authorization. KD, the organization
is involved, but there's no need for the usual procedures. The blame will fall
solely on Spencer the defense understood KD with this umbrella will be dismantled
and we'll seize their assets transcript ends here uh-oh
guys is this like a way that you tawny situation
are we way than you tawny
What the fuck is that?
Where have I seen this?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Where have I seen this?
Something important.
I'll explain later.
Put it in your bisque.
Does this have that in our pocket the whole time?
Whoa.
The creator.
Oh
Shutting yourself away in a dark room like this is quite the change for you
After the life you've led
Life takes unexpected turns, don't you think?
Look at me
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made have contributed to your present circumstances?
Of course.
What you saw, you reeked.
Why are you recording me?
Is this a two-party recording state?
What would you like the world to know?
The truth.
The truth.
But...
What is the truth?
A short break before we begin this Ashcroft.
Oh, young man, I don't have the energy I once did.
Aw, come on man, you're probably spry. Like a spring chicken.
That's her momma.
Momma?
Grace!
Okay, back in this.
Back in this!
You all right, Leon?
Yeah, now.
Grace cleared the way for me.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Your body can't take much more
I'm gonna settle this
You just send us a chopper for immediate evacuation
And then I'm going to die
Dump
Dump
Dump
Dump
Dump
Dump
Hi.
I would have died if it wasn't for las plagas.
Gloria las plagas.
Las plagas, las plagas.
What?
I looked through the fucking trash.
I don't think I have...
I don't think I have...
I don't think I have...
What? I looked through the fucking trash!
I think I have to pee again.
Holy shit.
Continuant breach. System wide surveillance failure detected.
Uh oh.
I always get like this after like after I get like my treatment and shit. I spent a few days with like
I have to pee like a crazy person. Also I've been drinking a lot of water.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna pee and then we will finish this fucking game. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna finish it. Fuck it. Fuck it. We're so close.
you
you
you
you
You
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm back.
Oh my god, sorry.
I'm going to change my toolbie rope.
You aren't really stupid.
I walk into the bathroom right, and I'm like,
la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.
I'm walking into the bathroom like, la la la.
And when I get out of the bathroom,
I pee, and I get out of the bathroom like, la la la,
la la la.
And then when I get out of the fucking bathroom,
I guess like, I don't know what the fuck happened,
but like I stepped on my nasal cannula,
and when I stepped on it,
I took a step while stepping on it, so I like ripped it out of my face, I ripped it off my face, I ripped it off my face, and I was like
MWAAAGH!
I got on the fucking floor and I was like, well, can't put that shit on my nose anymore, well, time to throw it away.
So then I had to get new, need to be.
That's the story!
NANANA!
BFFF
The last turn I was like- NO! But I fuckin- OH MY GOD!
I got a fuckin- like-
It didn't like- cut me but it like-
It like burned my- m- the skin on my ear.
When it like ripped out.
When it got ripped off.
Like I got like a- like a bone. Like a little like-
Owie.
NONONONONO!
La la la!
You always go la la la, you know what?
I do go la la la every day.
I la la la every day.
Was it 2.4?
Oh, my nasal cannula goes in my nose.
So I have oxygen.
I'm going up my nose all the time.
time. La la la!
Over there. Easiest pie.
La la la!
what the fuck did he have a pipe what in the world do you wear when you go out
Oh
Shit
You know there's reaching his limit certain parts of coffee and blur visual costume to fuck what you can only wait
But these effects are some side
I'm fucking drunk man shit you gotta be kidding me
You got the kid in me with
Where is your penis?
No, no, no!
He's trying to old age, oh god.
He's rotting.
Look at the time!
maybe some lotion too guys I think you need some lotion
Let's get out of here!
oh my god they're all gonna come out I'll fucking do it gosh fucking Dormit
whoa
I'm guessing it's not gonna they're not gonna come out until I put whatever the fuck
This is
till I do this I
hope
Or not or maybe it's wrong
Oh, God.
What is going to come out?
Security threat detected elevator shut down in effect override key authorization required
Hey
Oh, we're gonna pop out
Oh wait, I'm finally stuck, Bucky.
When you get that key?
Bucky!
Why are his footsteps so fucking loud?
I
But what
Really
Guys what is the other one it
oh shit oh my god
That was something.
He's coming!
I
There he is
Jesus
I'm a guest in this house.
Was it just the rear?
Was it for?
I swear it was for.
was it for? I swear it was for.
Hello.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee.
This must be the room.
Well I can't come in here all.
Of course I can't just go into the room.
I'll take over the heavy fuckers as I can.
Holy shit.
Fuck that fuck.
Dear god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I don't know if I can make it.
The pumpkining is getting too strong.
The pumpkining, the pumpkining.
So strong, I tell you.
You can make it.
No?
No?
Why not?
Why not?
They're gonna jump out of me.
Not a threat.
What do you mean?
Look, it's red!
I'll keep going until I die.
I
I haven't changed much.
There we are.
Holy fuck.
Oh, I'm drunk, Lou.
I haven't changed much.
Ah
Well Leon is struggling he's struggling
I was gonna open an open
I really know it.
I really fucking know it, bro.
I really fucking know it.
I know you need to come out.
Come on out bro.
Come on!
Oh fuck.
Oh shit!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh my god!
That was scary.
Did I use a console?
Of course I did.
My dead look is green.
I shot him right in the fucking pussy.
bruh
why not boob- boob- boobie
why not boob- boobie
oh my god
I have so much gunpowder.
I have so much gunpowder.
Shut up bitch, he's gonna come. I know he is.
I know he is, I just know it.
He's gonna come out.
I just know it to be true. Okay, he hasn't come out yet.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Bruh.
These faith-outs, I don't like them.
What a force this is happening now.
Holy shit.
Oh not the T-BuyRings.
The KakabuyRings help.
The KakabuyRings.
Okay.
And now all the monsters are gonna come to life.
No?
It's more than an evil, of course.
What a force.
How many are there?
Is it one or two?
Three.
I'm trying to figure out the best way to do this.
What do you guys think?
Out and playing, playing work bro!
Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
Whoa, what the fuck?
Okay, that's more than two or three.
That's way more than two or three.
I need a vial there. I'm not grace. I'm not grace. I only have one stack grenade.
I
There's so many of them.
That's a lot of damage.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
Oh, my god.
Oh
Holy shit
Holy fuck.
Oh my god that was cruel.
Oh gotta tell me, Ake.
COVID-19!
guys i think they're all dead
Fine, I really do think they're on the end.
Oh, I should've saved.
Of course.
Whoa!
So, I was good.
I was good.
Wow.
Oh my God, that was terrifying.
I can't waste any more time here.
I can't waste any more time.
I need to go.
Okay, but you also need to go save.
So...
Please wait.
I think this way...
Oh no, it's this way.
I did this one.
Oh no, it's this way.
Wait.
Wait.
Wow, I'm rich.
I mean, men injectors do a hap- I have three.
Oh, it's pending on as much as I can.
Wow, we did it.
We completely upgraded everything.
Everything is upgraded.
Oh, I like the game. Oh, it's rather evil. Of course, I love it. It's great.
Alright, time to go. Bye!
Okay, crap shit.
It's been a tree? Yeah, it's been a tree!
A little bit of please.
Oh my God.
What's this?
It's poor man.
Sierra, I'm in an elevator!
I can't hear you!
Uh-oh.
Oh dear God.
Am I gonna have to walk down this hallway like this?
Me after eating a french fry?
This is me after eating my birthday cake.
Why is everything so yellow?
Why does everything look like me?
No!
Me on no!
They're too hot to die!
You better not die, I'll be so pissed.
We need to get rid of the L-piss.
Meanwhile...
Rest.
Licky.
How convenient, there's a big-ass playboy on the console.
My research opened Pambora's box,
unleashing disaster upon the world.
except Elvis, the goddess of hope.
Help!
Or so the myth goes.
You're blind, Hope.
What do you mean?
Humors cannot predict when death will come for them.
This is why they have hope.
I was wrong and I am plagued by guilt.
I see.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
Maybe.
Who is that?
Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not.
She was alone in the world.
I took her in to make a man's...
Is she perfectly normal?
Just an average child needing a home?
Baby Grace!
She is my hope.
Aww.
Aren't you beautiful?
Would you like to hold her?
Oh, um, okay.
She didn't...
Oh, so she adopted her.
She's trying.
What's her name?
Grace.
Grace.
Grace!
Is there anything else she'd like to tell me?
I've said my piece.
I only hope it serves as a requiem.
That's the name of the thing!
He said no to me.
Holy shit!
Leon, no!
Not the cacovirus.
BALL!
He's just burned cold whatever, and go to Leon.
What the fuck is Leon?
Let me in!
He's getting cold.
Let me in!
Just kidding, can't do it.
What the fuck?
Uhhh...
What the fuck?
Fuck
Hey, somebody left a wheelchair here and a tank
That shit won't even last me eight hours. I'm just saying.
That doesn't last it, bro. I'm telling you.
In the movies, those people are oxygen with those tanks and it will last them days upon
days upon days and I'm like bro what magical land are you from?
What magical fucking land are you from that tank last days?
I wanna know.
Must be nice.
Leon!
Leon!
It can be refilled, that is true.
That can be...is he grabbing his wiener?
Oh...oh shit.
Oh Leon, wake up Leon!
We're in the paper room!
Please wake up.
Wake up, wake up.
Wake up, wake up.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
I just rest my eyes.
What?
Are you okay?
Yeah, sure, okay.
Let me help you.
I believe you.
That's me every day.
I was just resting my eyes, guys.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Okay.
Why is it so creepy?
What is going on?
It's okay.
There's gonna be a lot of light up in the forest.
Any wrong code will do.
It'll destroy all of us.
Let's try.
I guess whatever it takes, you can buy us some time.
Are all those balls, baby?
No, no, I have an idea.
What's the idea?
I trust you. I trust you.
You trust me? But I trust him and he trusts me.
So, the prodigal daughter returns.
Oh, I knew the best of them.
Just nice and annoying.
Fulfill your destiny.
And all will be forgiven.
Oh, I'll need you to let me on this.
Very well.
What the fuck?
What does the creator desire?
What does the creator desire?
Destroy Elpis.
Release Elpis.
with this.
Oh.
Man.
Well, if I destroy it, does Leon die?
Which was the one where he doesn't die?
I want the option where he doesn't die I think release and he won't die
Please, no, let me... on my own.
She...
I'll always save you on...
The Blind Open.
Okay.
I will always save Leon.
Don't blind open.
Okay.
Oh, this is it.
What have done?
I just want to save Leon.
Oh, DNA!
What are you doing, Grace?
Spencer reprated what he did.
What the fuck?
Inject!
Uh oh.
I'm not sure about this
There's nothing special about me. I was never any key
Spencer wanting to run well
But you released help us
What is it? Oh, tell me
He's here!
He's here!
What the hell did that guy without his arm?!
I'm I'm humbled what genius well
well there was a cure it was no connection between grace and Emily do
you know how much time and money I wasted on this you see a genius without this all virus based
weapons are useless the world order will be thrown into chaos we wanted a weapon this
Spenser gave us anarchy!
Anarchy!
I'm gonna carry his torch and bring his vision to life.
You?
You're gonna fight now?
You're a means to an end.
Bro Grace, can you like inject Leon or what?
You're gonna fight us and pay the price for this life.
He was nothing.
You are nothing but an imitation.
It's over, Victor.
The connections is done with you!
Oh, she was a fuck!
We can't end this.
Oh, no!
Eel is a baby hand!
Your ignorance is staggering.
It's a cure.
Oh shit.
Oh, it's working.
Leon, he's healing.
Leon, it's working. Wake up.
Now.
Put it into his baby hand.
Let it all come down.
All of it.
Thanks for the help
Well, Leon is so done. He is so done with all this shit.
It's like, wait a minute, what the fuck did you do?
Uh-oh.
Why would they design this like this?
Gonna go!
Grab something!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh!
Chris!
Oh no...
Don't bury those rascals down there.
I will say that he's brought to fruition how many more will have to die
I
Don't know what the fuck
I'm not sure if you're watching this video, but I'm sure you're watching this video.
I
Will not let those ideas win
oh my god what the fuck holy shit he's tough
Spencer is the best you can be.
And I will see that he is not to forget her.
There's not any more luck with that for that creature.
Die on the ground!
God damn it!
Sacrifice the boots we made!
In the grand scheme
Not to me I swore that I don't
Open your eyes
I need a useful role in embassies
They need me, a leader to guide them
Fuckball
Into a glorious new future
Look at me, I know I'm not capable of new real life
They don't want you leadership
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I don't know how to dodge that attack.
Oh my god, I don't know how to dodge that attack!
Seems you're reaching your limit.
Oh fuck.
Where'd he go?
Oh my ass!
Holy shit
Yeah
Oh my god
You're gonna break it!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Holy fuck, Gold!
It's over.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
F2?
What? Oh, what?
Face 2?
And Face 2.
And Face 2.
Nope.
There we go.
I knew it.
Ewww!
Memesis.
You're so damn ridiculous.
How the fuck am I going to do this?
I don't have grenades.
Hold on.
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm fucking losing my mind. Holy fuck. Holy shit.
I
Holy shit, bro! Are you looking for real?
Oh my god!
Ew!
Hell.
Dev.
Get him, Leon!
He's so badass. He's so awesome.
Uh, I thought I was gonna struggle more with it.
I thought I, I thought I would struggle more.
I'm kind of surprised.
Ace 3 now!
I don't know.
Brass!
Uh-oh.
Oh, Chris.
Chris.
He's like trying to like...
Ha ha ha!
Like, how do I...
How do I...
How do I...
Yeah!
I think he's never touched a person before.
We gotta get out of here!
There's no way out of this thing.
Uh-oh.
Uh oh.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Yeah, you guys are going to sit in the dark now, but...
Now fuck!
These raincoals, they're from...
Charlopi's gifted subs!
What the fuck?
That'll be nice!
Wait, whoop!
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is this?
Leon S. Kennedy?
It depends who's asking.
Alpha, you read me, sir.
What?
Yeah, let me see. I got it.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Kennedy.
I have a message from Captain Redfield.
Oh, shit!
The bloodline will continue!
Wow.
Bro cinema, holy shit.
I'll be damned. Can't believe that I could very laxly work. Feel better than I have in
ages.
Bam!
Thank God.
Now I can enjoy this 51 year old life.
You got a dose with your name on it. We'll be back in action in no time.
Thank you Leon.
It would have been a lot smoother if Chris hadn't been so late to the party.
Where is Chris anyway?
Who knows?
No idea.
I'm sure I'll run into him at some point.
He's making sure.
He needs to keep his eye on the bloodline.
I'll call you back.
It's over then.
Yeah.
I hope this really was our last hope.
Well, it's a prayer umbrella that hasn't left us any more nasty surprises.
I wish we could have saved her and me.
Grace, I didn't hate any of her vitals.
She could still be alive.
What?
Maybe we can save her.
WHAT?!
Okay, maybe he didn't hit any revitals, but I think I did.
Well, I think I did.
Oh, shit!
The origin point for the worldwide spread of bio-organic weapons this illegal
facility appears to have been in operation for decades.
Sources said that the extension of the log out of the recent series of mysterious deaths may be related to
tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago.
Evidence seized in Raccoon City has led the Justice Department to reopen its investigation into
The government!
Oh shit.
It's all out in the open in the news now.
Damn.
The government!
Oh shit.
It's all out in the open in the news now.
any government involvement since the Raccoon City Incident.
Inga rescued from bioterror front in Road Hill.
Oh my god, she is alive!
Wait, what? Was she cocooned in that thing?
Bro. Cinema. I can't believe we beat it. Holy shit. What a great game. Ugh, Resident
and he will always deliver bro
rather than he will always deliver no matter what
what for the other ending?
oh no!
is it an ending with Leon dying?
I don't want to watch it if he's dying
Oh, you're dragging me to the ground, facing the pain that's controlling me.
Nice song.
Back in the FBI headquarters?
I'm sure he's okay.
Oh, is she talking to Leon on the phone?
I mean, yeah, she's doing great.
Aww.
I'm actually teaching her how to read.
Oh, it's Mama Grace.
Grace.
Yeah, she does seem so much more confident now.
Where's that report?
Sorry.
We gotta go.
Catch up soon.
Where's that report?
I will go to his office and be like,
do you want to know how many times I almost fucking died
You fucking died because of you?
Fuck you!
That's so sweet.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Uh-oh.
What's happening here?
The remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send
in the wolves.
What?
What's the objective?
What's the objective?
21 hours and 19 minutes?
Unlocked Insanity Mode
Behind the scenes video, Grace's report, a father-in-law available in bonuses, special content,
matters, content, and...
Resident Mouse and the Cinnamon Roll Corporation.
The Cinnamon Roll Corporation?
Jacket, Jackie, tactical light, alligator snapper?
All is just complete.
Wow, I want so much stuff.
Oh my God!
Is this a 60 page document?
This is a 60 page lorddom?
Oh my God, it's her report that she gave to the guy!
Read it for you!
Are you insane?
Release the files.
Release the report now!
The truth behind Raccoon City.
I wonder... I kinda wanna sit down and read it.
What?
K-E-K-W.
I can buy it with my points.
I see his wedding ring on his hand.
The children.
There's a music- what?
Sorry.
Whoa.
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three. No, no, two days tops.
Let's put a hold on that for now. We found another body. One that exhibits the same...
Behind the thing?
...with family just the others who've been investigating.
Whoa.
They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me. Rude.
What the...
They asked for Miss Ashcroft and then they hung up on me. Rude.
What the?
They're coming.
Grace, we need to go.
Go where?
Whoa, this is so cool.
What's going on?
I love mocap stuff.
Hurry.
Wait, who's coming?
What's wrong?
Shh.
We need to keep our voices down.
This is ridiculous.
Come on.
Come on.
What do I do?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Damn, she is such a good actress. What the fuck?
This is awesome!
She's such a good actress.
It hasn't been easy.
Oh, God, this motherfucker.
But after much effort, here we finally are.
Who are you?
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for.
A special one.
Grandpa's in his pajamas!
Miss Ashcroft.
What are you doing?
Lady, help me!
Are you okay?
What? Oh, God!
What are you doing?
Oh, wait!
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, shit.
What is this?
Hey! Help!
Wow. Damn, she's so good.
Alright.
AHHHHH!
Alright.
Oh, my God.
Bro, what the fuck?
Oh, there are so many!
She's so good at acting!
And there's like, nothing there!
This is so cool.
This is so cool to watch.
Fascinating.
Yeah, so many on my cat.
Three, two, one, action.
So many on my cat.
Daddy Leon.
Daddy Leon.
Don't move!
Oh, wait!
You're still needy, right?
Whoa.
Persona!
Oh my god look what a tiny little hand, look what a tiny little hand!
All of it!
Look what a tiny little fucking hand!
Grace!
Grace!
It's under Barry and Bella's last skeleton.
Oh shit, Leon.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn. Go to game.
That was so cool.
That was so cool to see.
That was really cool to see.
I can't believe.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de!
You know what that means.
It's time for me to go to bed.
It's time for me to go to bed because I've been live all for 14 hours and I've been alive.
All my life for over 6,000 years I've been alive.
I'm here because I need a world
Nice I'm going to bed. I had a great delicious time
He says just on did you have a delicious time?
I'm glad we get to find another game to play with Nyan today because holy shit that other
game was so bad.
I feel so bad when I play a game and it's shit and I don't have to buy a brother game
of shit because I know people work hard on shit but it's like bro that game was bad.
But I'm glad we found the anomaly game that was really fun I really want to play
second level with with with with a full team really cool but yes I will be back
tonight for another stream okay I'll be back tonight for another stream and we'll
do more stuff I'm happy we finally finished resident
evil what a great game what great game a great game then I love it can't wait for
more resident evil and did next week not this week next week we're gonna be
playing fatal frame fatal frame and guest running to comes out
oh my god too much shit too much too much stuff so little time
so much stuff so little time anyway let's all raid monkey he is playing his
Nuzlocke game um tell him how good I was at the last fight spam his chat on
on how I'm the parrying god and how I beat the boss so fast and how I'm so good at everything.
And I'll see you guys later.
I'll see you guys later today.
Bye-bye!
Goodbye!
Goodbye! Goodbye! Thank you for spending 14 hours every day with me and I'll see you guys later!
I'll see you guys tonight.
Bye!