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ironmouse

03-14-2026 · 14h 23m

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[00:24:26] I don't care that they're just being fake

[00:24:28] They tell me trouble or need

[00:24:30] I act like I'm above the people blind together

[00:24:32] But I won't be lost without their love

[00:24:34] Can't you hear me? Have I paid too much?

[00:24:36] You know what? You become my touch

[00:24:37] You know you're unable to touch

[00:24:39] Is there a pain?

[00:24:40] That's my champagne

[00:24:42] It doesn't mean just a thing

[00:24:43] Am I told to pay?

[00:24:45] Stay still

[00:24:46] Eyes closed

[00:24:47] Let go

[00:24:48] Just pass me by

[00:24:50] Pay bills

[00:24:52] Eyes closed

[00:24:53] If I call

[00:24:54] I may call my eyes

[00:24:56] Touch me by the swing of your desire

[00:25:01] Until the guide of time you give on the very last chance

[00:25:07] You're a restless music team or lose by my eye

[00:25:12] Oh, well, no stress on my uses

[00:25:16] Let my eyes be your role

[00:25:20] So high up and fall by my eye

[00:25:23] I can hear it, let go, I feel it here for the very last time

[00:25:53] We're all strange, but that's why we're in hell.

[00:26:12] In hell, quite the fool you found.

[00:26:15] Rules you play by safe, but they won't help.

[00:26:20] Now, be honest with yourself

[00:26:22] Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby

[00:26:26] The next one is hard, I want to feel the blood

[00:26:30] Always the one thing is yours, that is us, baby

[00:26:34] Lash it, pop it back, cause I'm your young boss

[00:26:38] What is the point in lying?

[00:26:40] It's not like you aren't trying

[00:26:42] It makes you sad that I feel you're so trapped

[00:26:46] We get a real bad rep, but look at what's in store

[00:26:49] The waste of life away, be like the rush

[00:26:53] I am the centerpiece, my love waits until to pee

[00:26:57] Tears up when you're at my feet, love me red and might take you free

[00:27:01] You will not feel the heat, why not a sweet release?

[00:27:05] Climb up from hell's not this great, punishment is our specialty

[00:27:08] Help me, help me with the fate of love, baby

[00:27:12] Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn

[00:27:16] Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby

[00:27:20] As your bubble burst, cause frankly, I'm the worst

[00:27:27] You know, immediate, the saint and sinners, same coin, same bed decisions

[00:27:31] She'd go follow the leader, go stay where you can see us

[00:27:35] Foundations, damnation, keep chasing heroes, no

[00:27:39] You're tired of trying, be who you know you are

[00:27:43] We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell

[00:27:47] I must not fight dear self

[00:27:50] Let's not waste time, we're too dear to dwell

[00:27:55] Hey, when you are done

[00:27:58] Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're the bit of love

[00:28:01] Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel better

[00:28:05] Oh please, oh please, your respect is us, baby

[00:28:09] Let your bubble burst, cause I'm the other west!

[00:28:13] Hurt me, hurt me, hurt my feelings for me!

[00:28:16] Oh, make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it bad!

[00:28:20] I'm pleased, I'm pleased, I'll hurt you in my face!

[00:28:24] Let your bubble burst, cause I'm the other west!

[00:29:09] So he adds a massage to style

[00:29:12] That's why he stays up to learn

[00:29:14] To seek out the best I've ever seen

[00:29:17] Go to two blind names

[00:29:19] Going way back up in a straight

[00:29:21] I thought he was gonna kiss me

[00:29:22] But he was reaching for his kitty

[00:29:25] Don't fight the hell out there

[00:29:26] But the sky just doesn't care

[00:29:28] Take three, take four, take five

[00:29:30] Yes, I'm the third wheel to the spare

[00:29:32] And trade it as good as they treat your path

[00:29:35] I'm saving up the status

[00:29:37] That is a big yes, you have a big ears of gold

[00:29:41] It is a moment, I'll have a day

[00:29:44] I'm on that, I'll do anything I can

[00:29:47] To get you to notice

[00:29:49] The noise from a furry, if that's what it takes

[00:29:52] You know we'll get far, the person to wear on our next day

[00:29:57] I know it's weird to hold you too tight like a bed

[00:30:00] But I swear I'm just a piece of substance, cause it all makes sense

[00:30:04] I'm not done with squirting turns out this one's kinda gone

[00:30:08] My things are a handful of titles on

[00:30:10] This one I'd be gone

[00:30:12] I'm losing all my languages when today I'm no gone

[00:30:16] I'm in the way of loving a fat worker

[00:30:18] It's dangerous

[00:30:19] YAH! YAH!

[00:30:20] Baby, no thought I'd get to do that

[00:30:23] I'm serious, I'm sad it's a big deal

[00:30:25] To have a little baby is a soul

[00:30:28] Baby, no one has a girl like me

[00:30:30] Tell me I'm falling down

[00:32:02] Go, get on her

[00:32:04] Just riderenaline

[00:32:05] Eat again, eat more

[00:32:08] They don't stop

[00:32:09] Run, run

[00:32:12] Thenın

[00:32:32] Come on, get it

[00:32:34] Take it easy, it's me now

[00:32:38] I want to be fast and easy

[00:32:41] Let me do it, not easy to do you

[00:32:45] Come on, let's do it, let's do it

[00:32:49] Come on, let's do it, let's do it

[00:32:52] I can't do it, I can't do it

[00:32:56] My fingers are breaking, I can't do it

[00:32:59] I can't do it

[00:35:02] I'm not the one that's getting excited

[00:35:06] Alright, alright, alright, good girl

[00:35:07] You'd better make your face round

[00:35:09] But, but, but, that feeling

[00:35:11] It's only worth the loneliness

[00:35:13] I'll take your hand and throw it away

[00:35:15] I'll take care of the rest of you

[00:35:17] Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay

[00:35:19] I finally got the feeling that I'm a piece of shit

[00:38:02] No!

[00:38:08] No!

[00:38:14] No!

[00:38:21] No!

[00:38:30] Oh

[00:39:00] Hello. Hi everybody.

[00:39:14] Is this thing on?

[00:39:30] Hello?

[00:39:32] I'm Frog…

[00:39:36] Who the fuck is I talking about?

[00:39:40] I can't believe it.

[00:39:43] How do you know me?

[00:39:46] Oh, yeah, I'm Frog.

[00:39:48] I'm a frog!

[00:39:50] Are you a frog?

[00:39:52] I know you are!

[00:39:54] I'm frog!

[00:39:55] I'm frog!

[00:39:56] I'm frog!

[00:39:57] What the fuck?

[00:39:58] Who the fuck is Iron Frog? Iron Frog?

[00:40:08] I can fly!

[00:40:10] Thank you for your time, get this off-

[00:40:12] I have my voice still fucked up. Hello?

[00:40:18] Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

[00:40:23] I got a phone and kisses!

[00:40:25] Hello! Hello!

[00:40:27] It doesn't hurt at all.

[00:40:34] And that's why I'm streaming today, because it doesn't hurt.

[00:40:43] I just sound fucked up.

[00:40:47] You sound like a tiny cat.

[00:40:53] I

[00:41:09] Stop smoking

[00:41:12] I got some smoking I got some smoking

[00:41:18] I stopped smoking

[00:41:20] To my smoke. To my smoke. To my smoke for me.

[00:41:27] I was so spoken.

[00:41:41] Well, I saw you there, you know.

[00:41:53] I forgot yesterday.

[00:41:55] I know yesterday, like, we did a, we played, I played on Haruka's channel for golf.

[00:42:06] And Ari, Ari, I was talking to Ari and I was like, you remember doing this and I'm like, do I remember doing what?

[00:42:12] And she was like, do you remember coming up to me and coughing in my face?

[00:42:19] I don't remember doing that.

[00:42:20] Apparently I did this to everybody.

[00:42:27] Apparently I did this to everybody.

[00:42:34] Sorry, sorry.

[00:42:36] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[00:42:38] Mouse, you sound like you had a pack of mobros.

[00:42:40] You sure you're okay?

[00:42:42] Marlboro's.

[00:42:44] Marlboro?

[00:42:46] What's Marlboro from Fire Fantasy?

[00:42:48] Marlboro

[00:42:51] Marlboro from Fire Fantasy

[00:42:55] Marlboro

[00:42:58] Do you ever see a Marlboro?

[00:43:05] Do you ever see a Marlboro? A pack of Marlboro?

[00:43:18] I'll pack a marbles.

[00:43:25] I hope your voice gets better swiftly.

[00:43:33] Thank you.

[00:43:34] I'll pack a marbles one pack a day.

[00:43:41] One pack a day.

[00:43:47] Oh, oh, whoa, ha ha, shit bite!

[00:43:54] What?

[00:43:55] You mean you want to take me out on a date?

[00:44:02] What the fuck?

[00:44:07] Hello everybody, how was your three days off of me?

[00:44:26] Did you have a good past three days?

[00:44:29] Did you have a good past three days?

[00:44:34] No

[00:44:57] Nope I work what did you work wait, what do you work?

[00:45:01] what kind of work do you do? go on tell me what kind of work you do

[00:45:08] hi frogmouse question why did you give booby a whimper audio in aren't we all

[00:45:14] the worst? whimper audio? what? where? give me the timestamp

[00:45:22] no the mobrow is using bad breath get down foof a foof a foof a foof a foof

[00:45:27] Shk, sksk, sksk.

[00:45:30] What the fuck?

[00:45:31] Skup kup kup kup kup kup kup kup kup kup kup kup.

[00:45:33] You sound like,

[00:45:34] and I mean this in the best possible way,

[00:45:36] a one foot tall Tom Waits.

[00:45:38] Who is Tom Waits?

[00:45:41] Who is that?

[00:45:43] Who is that?

[00:45:52] I worked in the three bit mines,

[00:45:56] I found these in there, nodders.

[00:46:03] We've been in mouse withdrawal.

[00:46:05] We had to watch, gasp, toner, VODs.

[00:46:10] VODs!

[00:46:12] VODs!

[00:46:14] VODs nuts!

[00:46:17] These fucking balls in your mouth.

[00:46:25] Build D my fucking balls!

[00:46:27] Uh-oh!

[00:46:42] Got em!

[00:46:44] Can we please talk about how cool Cayman Writer Zets is?

[00:46:47] Episode 24 and 25 got me messed up!

[00:46:50] I'm not there yet!

[00:46:51] I love it's my first writer!

[00:46:52] I'm not there yet!

[00:46:53] I'm not there yet!

[00:46:55] I'm not there yet!

[00:46:57] I'm not there yet!

[00:46:59] You probably might be wondering,

[00:47:01] what were you doing for the past three days?

[00:47:03] I'll tell you what I've been doing.

[00:47:05] I watched the whole season 2 of One Piece.

[00:47:13] I watched all season 2 of One Piece.

[00:47:15] The whole season 2.

[00:47:23] It was amazing except for one thing!

[00:47:28] Only one thing I didn't like. There was one thing I didn't like.

[00:47:34] It was amazing except for one thing.

[00:47:41] And I'll tell you what that was.

[00:47:47] I fucking hated the first suit chopper bro. I hated that shit. I didn't like it.

[00:47:51] I felt so uncanny valley for me. I didn't fucking like it.

[00:47:56] I was like, I was like, please go back to being a small little...

[00:48:01] Please stop!

[00:48:03] Stop it!

[00:48:04] Stop!

[00:48:05] Stop it!

[00:48:07] Stop!

[00:48:09] Hey, fucking hate it! It's Nightmare!

[00:48:12] It is Nightmare Fuel! That shit was horrible!

[00:48:16] It looks so bad!

[00:48:17] it was creepy oh my god yeah he kind of did look like the he looked like the

[00:48:22] Grinch kind of it was like it was like he was in a Grinch costume I fucking hated it

[00:48:29] maybe they wanted it to be like uncanny valley like creepy looking but that

[00:48:34] should look fucking weird I did not like that I hated it I was like please

[00:48:42] Get him out of the suit! Put him back! Put him back! Please!

[00:48:53] Get him out of the fucking suit! Put him back!

[00:48:57] I learned that everything was great.

[00:49:02] Katie Sagle has cooed it up.

[00:49:07] Amazing performance, amazing performance by the queen.

[00:49:11] Amazing performance, she was great.

[00:49:14] I fucking love her bro.

[00:49:16] She's so cool.

[00:49:18] She was great as cooed it up.

[00:49:22] Yubi Wimper is at 2012 and aren't we all the worst?

[00:49:25] I'm not complaining but Idgahao I you got him to agree to that.

[00:49:29] Brie what the fuck hold on, actually here it is.

[00:49:35] 212?

[00:49:36] I don't know, that's how he did it!

[00:49:51] He wanted it like that!

[00:49:54] He wanted it like that!

[00:49:56] I didn't make him do shit!

[00:50:00] I didn't make him do anything!

[00:50:02] That was him!

[00:50:05] he wanted that line in trust me. I don't have the raw audio on this computer.

[00:50:15] I have this raw audio on my other computer like

[00:50:20] all his all his voicelines and he only sent in two takes of each line

[00:50:28] and both of them included that shit so both of them sounded like that so I

[00:50:40] it was it was it was apparent that's what he wanted

[00:50:47] it's good it's good

[00:50:58] I like one piece season 2 bro, I like it a lot.

[00:51:07] I saw Ludwig tweeted out that he liked it, but then when the powers came out he didn't

[00:51:13] like it.

[00:51:14] I liked it all the way through, even with the powers, so people were like oh it took

[00:51:18] me out when the double proof powers came out, but I'm like bro, I love that shit.

[00:51:25] You know what it is though? You wanna know why they say that?

[00:51:28] I'll tell you why.

[00:51:29] I'mma tell you why, bro.

[00:51:31] These people are not used to watching Tokusatsu stuff.

[00:51:34] They're not used to watching any Tokusatsu.

[00:51:37] So for them, like this is all new for them.

[00:51:39] Like they've never seen shit like this, okay?

[00:51:42] They've never seen stuff like this.

[00:51:44] So to them, it's like weird.

[00:51:46] But to me, I was like, holy shit.

[00:51:48] I'm reading this shit up.

[00:51:50] I'ma eat that shit up like it's candy, like it's candy, bro.

[00:51:58] They probably watch Power Rangers one time and they're not dedicated like us, you know.

[00:52:05] They're like common writer, they're like Super Sentai, you know.

[00:52:08] They don't like any of that shit.

[00:52:09] They don't watch GLaDOS.

[00:52:10] They don't know what it's like.

[00:52:11] They have a serious as fuck show and then how people call out their powers and like

[00:52:15] jump around and do all these fucking flips and stuff.

[00:52:17] You know what I mean?

[00:52:19] They don't know they don't know they don't know what the tokusatsu bro. They don't know

[00:52:32] Yeah, the jack oh my god, I

[00:52:34] Feel like I was reliving all the parts that I remember crying when I watched one piece the first time I was on this

[00:52:40] Yeah, I was like oh my god. I remember I

[00:52:42] Remember the Giants I remember days I remember dad I remember days

[00:52:47] They did such a great job!

[00:52:50] They did such a great job, bro!

[00:52:53] They did such a great, yeah they did!

[00:52:55] Oh my god, they did such a good job!

[00:52:57] And they added so much more stuff!

[00:53:02] They did such a great job!

[00:53:04] I was so happy!

[00:53:05] Did you see there's going to be a one-piece stunt show

[00:53:07] and Sailor Moon film at Universal Studios FanFest this year?

[00:53:10] I heard. Wait, what is that occurring?

[00:53:17] This makes me so sad.

[00:53:27] April 23rd till May 16th.

[00:53:40] I'm not gonna be there!

[00:53:42] AAAAAAAAH!

[00:53:57] I'm not gonna be there.

[00:53:59] I'm not going to be there!

[00:54:12] I don't even know if they'll let us film it though.

[00:54:14] They probably might not.

[00:54:18] Let me see.

[00:54:22] What exactly are you going to put?

[00:54:24] Experience the moon palace coming to life.

[00:54:25] I can't believe this is happening.

[00:54:27] Hey, how did it- Never in my life did I ever think we would get Sailor Moon in fucking Universal Studios, bro.

[00:54:34] Are you- What? If you would've told, like, past me when I was a kid?

[00:54:40] I would've been like, what the fuck? Am I that- What? You know what I mean?

[00:54:47] Never in my life would've thought this would ever happen.

[00:54:51] It wasn't a pet yes, but this is in Universal Studios, Hollywood, America, United States

[00:55:04] of America, United States of America, Hello, in America, would you ever have thought it

[00:55:21] America. Hello? Hey speak American here! Experience the Moon Palace. My

[00:55:32] baby tattoo is done. I can pop a pic in Discord if you like. Already planning to

[00:55:37] get this model in a cinema all onesie on the other leg globe. Oh my god it's so cute!

[00:55:41] I can't wait to see! Yeah let me see!

[00:55:45] Experience the Moon Palace coming to life in a pretty garden.

[00:55:50] Sailor Moon, the miracle moon palace chapter deluxe a spectacular show where the celestial ball erupts into a thrilling battle to protect the legendary silver crystal

[00:56:02] What's Sailor Moon and the Sailor Guardians shine in a dazzling solar?

[00:56:07] What that means? That there's gonna be fucking Sailor Moon merch and Sailor Moon

[00:56:12] cafe treat

[00:56:15] And Sailor Moon stuff

[00:56:20] Guys, we're in good, bro.

[00:56:23] Sailor Moon fans, what the fuck?

[00:56:27] Bring the power of the Sailor Guardians Home Discoverable Parallel Accessories at Cape

[00:56:32] 6, perfect for you!

[00:56:34] Wait, which is this base off of?

[00:56:37] Is this Sailor S?

[00:56:39] Oh my God, this is S.

[00:56:41] The best season of Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon S.

[00:56:47] Fight me on that.

[00:56:49] I'm between Sailor Moon and Sailor Stars.

[00:56:55] Wait, they're also doing One Piece too.

[00:56:56] One is One Piece, Fandnight.

[00:56:59] April 20th, oh, it's the same time.

[00:57:19] We're messaging our universal contact right now.

[00:57:31] Guys, we're messaging our contact at universal right now.

[00:57:39] We're gonna make it happen.

[00:57:45] I'm gonna go see those fucking... I'm gonna see fucking Sailor Moon.

[00:57:49] Even if they kills me!

[00:57:51] Dawn Universal, get me on the line!

[00:57:56] AHHHHH!

[00:58:00] Ow.

[00:58:01] I got ginger rail in my eye.

[00:58:03] Cough.

[00:58:04] Cough.

[00:58:07] I got ginger rail in my eye!

[00:58:11] Ow.

[00:58:15] Oh my god, my eye burns so bad.

[00:58:22] UGH!

[00:58:25] Ugh.

[00:58:27] Bro, I feel, sometimes I feel like, um, sometimes I feel like I'm, I am, I am in the world of

[00:58:39] Umu musta made and my eye is always getting injured every time. I always get shit in my eye no bread or what oh

[00:58:47] It burns so bad. Why does my eye burn so bad? Is it the ginger ale?

[00:59:00] Is it the ginger?

[00:59:02] Is it a ginger?

[00:59:12] Canada Eye!

[00:59:18] I have Canada Eye!

[00:59:25] Help!

[00:59:30] I

[00:59:33] Watch station I think this is a science lab. This is a science lab

[00:59:44] Am I gonna turn into Canada? Oh no, hey

[00:59:51] Canada hey

[00:59:53] Oh my god the tattoo is so cute!

[00:59:58] The tattoo is so cute Stacy!

[01:00:00] Oh my goodness!

[01:00:01] That's so cute!

[01:00:02] That's the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[01:00:07] It's like booby ate monkey.

[01:00:15] I like it.

[01:00:19] I love it.

[01:00:20] I love the booby costume on the little monkey.

[01:00:22] cute at least are we are we what are we on a grand day

[01:00:30] I'm fine, I'm fine, I took medicine, so I'm way better than yesterday, for sure.

[01:01:00] You're Minnesotan?

[01:01:05] Saltet, Minnesotan?

[01:01:10] Sound better than a few minutes ago?

[01:01:15] That's that cough medicine that I took.

[01:01:20] I feel like...

[01:01:24] I also took...

[01:01:29] Look, I also drank some tea earlier.

[01:01:33] I think also, since my voice is still like,

[01:01:38] I'm still like waking up,

[01:01:39] that's probably why I sound like shit when I'm first started.

[01:01:54] That's my waking up voice.

[01:01:57] When I wake up, I go...

[01:02:07] He and Honey always helps, yeah!

[01:02:15] Or I'm putting my hair up.

[01:02:18] Put my hair.

[01:02:27] I'm trying to remember everything I want to talk about today.

[01:02:47] I had a few talking things.

[01:02:50] I finally finished the walking dead.

[01:03:04] I finally finished it.

[01:03:06] I finally finished it.

[01:03:08] I'm done.

[01:03:10] 11 seasons.

[01:03:12] 11 seasons.

[01:03:14] Final thoughts?

[01:03:16] Final thoughts?

[01:03:21] Mm-hmm

[01:03:23] I like it. I

[01:03:25] Could see I like it. I'm so glad I didn't watch it while it was airing because I think

[01:03:32] Oof, I think I would have been really pissed off

[01:03:36] But I liked it the final season it had its ups and downs

[01:03:42] The beginning of the season, I didn't give a fuck about the reaper people, that whole

[01:03:50] storyline with the reapers and whatever the fuck.

[01:03:55] But then when the Commonwealth stuff happened, it was more interesting and I liked it.

[01:04:05] And then the final few episodes when they have like Judith narrating the beginning,

[01:04:10] That was so cheesy.

[01:04:12] But I understand what I kind of get what they were trying to do.

[01:04:18] It was just really super cheesy and really like, it was, it was cute.

[01:04:25] And then like in the final episode when they showed like all the characters and like most

[01:04:29] of the characters weren't even on the show anymore, I'm just like, it was, it was

[01:04:37] okay.

[01:04:38] And then it was okay.

[01:04:39] I don't think it was a bad ending, but it was okay.

[01:04:46] Now it's time for the spin-offs.

[01:04:47] Funny you should say that I did start Fear the Walking Dead.

[01:04:49] Yes, I did, and guess what?

[01:04:51] I'm on season two of Fear the Walking Dead,

[01:04:53] and I have a lot of thoughts!

[01:04:55] I have a lot of thoughts, okay?

[01:04:59] I have a lot of fucking thoughts, okay?

[01:05:03] I already started Fear the Walking Dead,

[01:05:05] and I have a lot of thoughts, okay?

[01:05:06] It's Latino Walking Dead number one.

[01:05:08] Oh shit, walking dead, but in California and in Mexico, I get it, okay, lots of Spanish in there.

[01:05:16] The Mexico War, yes.

[01:05:19] Yes, I have a lot of fucking thoughts, and let me give them all to you, okay?

[01:05:23] I'm gonna give you all the thoughts right now.

[01:05:25] Number one.

[01:05:31] Number one, I love Latinos.

[01:05:35] Number two.

[01:05:38] I feel like this show has so much potential, but I'm worried.

[01:05:42] I'm worried.

[01:05:45] I'm really worried.

[01:05:53] Because it is a completely different vibe.

[01:05:57] It's a completely different vibe from...

[01:06:01] It's a completely different vibe from The Walking Dead.

[01:06:06] The vibe is extremely different. Like it is not the same vibe at all.

[01:06:16] I would like to share an excerpt.

[01:06:20] Okay, yesterday I was acting like a stupid redditor, okay?

[01:06:24] I was acting like a redditor yesterday cause I went on Reddit.

[01:06:31] Cause I've been watching the show and the main character of the show is a woman.

[01:06:36] Well, it's a it's a big cast but like I feel like the center of the show is you know how like walking dead had Rickus Center

[01:06:44] But in like fear the walking dead. I feel like Madison is the center

[01:06:48] I feel like Madison is the center of the show. Okay, so

[01:06:52] It is a woman and I'm like I wonder how people react to this woman. I wonder what people think about this woman

[01:07:01] And I have to say I

[01:07:03] I kind of like I kind of like Madison. I can see why people would hate her. I understand I get it

[01:07:10] I totally get why people would hate

[01:07:13] Madison I

[01:07:18] Kind of like her because she's not nice

[01:07:22] I kind of like her because she's not nice. I like the fact that she is

[01:07:26] is

[01:07:28] so like her character she's like supposed to be like a guidance counselor

[01:07:31] she's a guidance counselor okay that that was her job before

[01:07:35] like

[01:07:35] the world like went to shit

[01:07:37] she was a guidance counselor

[01:07:38] but she don't act like a fucking guidance counselor i'll tell you what

[01:07:41] i'll tell you what

[01:07:43] the second all that zombie shit happened she became a badass crazy person

[01:07:47] she became crazy man she's crazy

[01:07:50] she's crazy and she'll do whatever it takes

[01:07:54] for her kids.

[01:07:58] She locked the fucking so quick.

[01:08:00] I thought she was gonna be the biggest pussy.

[01:08:02] It's so funny, cause I'm like,

[01:08:03] oh, she's gonna be the biggest pussy.

[01:08:05] She's gonna be a pushover.

[01:08:06] And then she went, she went crazy.

[01:08:09] She like went all in.

[01:08:12] She went all in, man.

[01:08:14] I'm telling you.

[01:08:15] I was just like, whoa, she's crazy.

[01:08:18] I love it.

[01:08:19] I love crazy ladies.

[01:08:24] Let me!

[01:08:26] Sorry, I want to read it and I saw this comment.

[01:08:31] I'm not going to show it on screen, but I saw this comment, right?

[01:08:37] I want to read this comment.

[01:08:44] I hope you're doing well, Mouse, and get better soon.

[01:08:54] I saw this comment somebody who was like, some of the Madison's in a classic liberal.

[01:09:01] People like that are wrong about just about everything 23 hours a day and same goes for

[01:09:06] pretty much her entire family.

[01:09:07] I once had split zombies and 9 vampires.

[01:09:10] I still wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

[01:09:16] As a character Madison makes sense because she's an educator from Soulcat which pretty

[01:09:21] much sets her up to be progressive, know-it-all with a huge ego, and equally

[01:09:25] outside sense of moral superiority, and just like the typical Southern California

[01:09:29] and she's really nothing more than just a nosy fool, and that shows through her

[01:09:34] character all the time. And I think this whole thing like...

[01:09:38] I'm so completely disappointed with Fear of the Walking Dead because they

[01:09:42] completely wasted the opportunity to do some pretty cool stuff. For instance,

[01:09:48] Travis' original idea of going to the desert was actually a pretty good idea.

[01:09:52] So, at the end, it's a bunch of like, whatever, but at the end, this is what made me laugh.

[01:09:58] This is the part that made me laugh, okay?

[01:10:01] I would love to see a walking dead show with good writing and focus on believable people,

[01:10:05] not just surviving, but thriving.

[01:10:07] And I'm like, no you don't.

[01:10:09] No you don't, and nobody does.

[01:10:12] No one wants to watch a boring ass show of people thriving in the fucking apocalypse.

[01:10:17] No one wants to see that shit, bro.

[01:10:20] I don't want to see that shit.

[01:10:22] I'll tell you one thing.

[01:10:23] When the walking dead did the whole,

[01:10:25] oh, we're making it work in Alexandria.

[01:10:28] We're signing a treaty and everybody's happy.

[01:10:30] That was the most boring shit I've ever watched in my life.

[01:10:32] I don't want to see that shit.

[01:10:37] I don't want to see that fucking shit, bro.

[01:10:39] I don't want to see an episode about somebody

[01:10:41] gardening plants in shape.

[01:10:43] No one wants to see that shit.

[01:10:50] I don't hate happiness, but I don't want to watch no fucking slice-of-life zombie show.

[01:11:08] I already have life right here, in my house.

[01:11:11] I don't want to see that shit!

[01:11:17] No one wants to see that, caca!

[01:11:23] I don't know, they use a watcher to find and get the subs!

[01:11:27] Where everyone is-

[01:11:28] Yeah, I don't want to see a show where it's like,

[01:11:30] Oh, so they were arguing about the logistics about placing solar panels in our community.

[01:11:35] No!

[01:11:37] Where the fuck is- are the fucking scary monsters?

[01:11:40] Where are the fucking zombies?

[01:11:42] I wanna see zombies!

[01:11:45] I want to see people running for their lives!

[01:11:48] Struggling!

[01:11:51] I want horror!

[01:11:52] I don't want no fucking caca happiness!

[01:12:04] I wanna see no fucking caca happiness, bro.

[01:12:10] fear the walking dead fear the walking board fear the walking board that's what you want

[01:12:23] the walking board

[01:12:24] That's not what I wanted myself.

[01:12:38] Anyway, I'm sorry to the person who's comment I read.

[01:12:45] I know you posted that like two years ago.

[01:12:47] So you're probably not even on the internet anymore.

[01:12:51] I was just reading a dead thread from a fucking old ass

[01:12:55] redded group of fucking dead

[01:13:09] The two year old post

[01:13:10] Some hallmark channel zombie BS

[01:13:12] where the zombie goes back to its small hometown

[01:13:15] and falls in love with a rich farmer

[01:13:17] The fucking two year old post, bro

[01:13:20] But it's just, I just read that because I'll never forget because I'm watching the show

[01:13:26] and at the point there was this one point where Madison, like, she goes up to this lady

[01:13:31] What was her name? Fuck, what was her name? Shit, I forgot her name, bro

[01:13:35] Clara or something, I don't know

[01:13:38] The grandma who like, she like tended to like this house and she was like obsessed

[01:13:44] I don't know what the fuck

[01:13:46] Mexico, are you okay bro?

[01:13:48] What is going on in Mexico, bro?

[01:13:50] They're the walking dead. Apparently, everybody in Mexico thinks

[01:13:55] it's like, oh, we're gonna keep zombies around because that's family.

[01:13:58] Okay, guys.

[01:14:00] Mexico, what are you guys doing, bro?

[01:14:02] Mexico, what happened?

[01:14:04] ¿Qué pasó? ¿Qué pasó, Mexico?

[01:14:06] Like, what's going on, bro?

[01:14:09] Why, Mexico?

[01:14:11] Why are you guys doing this?

[01:14:14] Y'all know that those are dead. They're dead people.

[01:14:16] people why you keep me zombies in your back yard

[01:14:19] give us a little medical are you okay bro

[01:14:22] medical please what's going on bro this

[01:14:27] crazy-ass lady she all the people that

[01:14:29] got bit she poisoned a whole entire

[01:14:32] fucking congregation in a church she

[01:14:34] poisoned a hostia bro who does that

[01:14:37] shit crazy people this crazy lady

[01:14:39] poison a hostia bro for those who don't

[01:14:41] know hostia means the holy bread for

[01:14:44] for a communion in church.

[01:14:47] This woman poisoned them to kill everybody in the church

[01:14:51] so that all of them can rise up as zombies.

[01:14:53] And then she knocked them inside a fucking wine cellar

[01:14:57] and she's like, oh, this is the town.

[01:14:58] These are our loved ones.

[01:15:00] We have to be there for them.

[01:15:01] We have to feed them.

[01:15:02] We need to love them.

[01:15:04] They're our family.

[01:15:07] And I'm like, what the fuck?

[01:15:09] And then Madison looks at this woman and she goes,

[01:15:11] are you fucking insane?

[01:15:12] But I'm like, thank god.

[01:15:14] And she's like, you need to learn to live amongst the dead.

[01:15:18] And she's like, oh, OK, fine.

[01:15:20] You first.

[01:15:20] And then she makes you go in the wine cellar,

[01:15:22] and she locks her in.

[01:15:24] Thank god, Madison.

[01:15:25] Good job, girl.

[01:15:27] Madison locked that crazy bitch in there.

[01:15:35] She locked her inside the wine cellar.

[01:15:36] She's like, OK, you want to take care of the dead people?

[01:15:39] You can be fooled for them.

[01:15:40] Go ahead.

[01:15:41] And I was like, oh my god, this lady's crazy.

[01:15:45] This lady's crazy.

[01:15:46] And that's what made me Google her because I was like,

[01:15:49] I need to know what people think about her

[01:15:50] because she's psycho.

[01:15:54] And then I find a whole thread of everybody

[01:15:56] shit talking her because she's terrible.

[01:15:59] And I'm like, oh, of course people don't like her

[01:16:01] because she's fucking psycho.

[01:16:05] Well, I like her.

[01:16:06] She's psycho.

[01:16:09] I'll tell you who I don't like, Travis.

[01:16:10] Travis pissed me the fuck off, bro.

[01:16:12] Travis pissed me, pisses me off!

[01:16:15] You see, because where Madison fucking went,

[01:16:19] like, look, listen, man, Madison is crazy,

[01:16:21] but she woke the fuck up.

[01:16:23] The second the whole zombie shit went down,

[01:16:24] she's like, oh, I see, the world is fucked.

[01:16:27] It's time to be crazy.

[01:16:28] Travis is like, guys, wait, wait, guys, wait, guys,

[01:16:33] but please, let's work things in,

[01:16:35] but, and she's like, motherfucker, no!

[01:16:38] What do you mean Travis?

[01:16:42] His son is a fucking psycho!

[01:16:44] Oh my god, his son is psycho bro!

[01:16:46] His son tried to kill people and he's like,

[01:16:48] I just have to talk to him.

[01:16:50] I give him a heart to heart.

[01:16:52] He's like, motherfucker, no!

[01:16:54] You cannot give your son a heart to heart.

[01:16:56] He's a murderer!

[01:17:02] Travis, why are you so crazy?

[01:17:04] Oh, he didn't wait wait wait that's true he did beat the shit out of dr.

[01:17:10] When I saw dr. Abbott in the show, I was like, Dr. Abbott, oh my god, he looks so young.

[01:17:17] I was like, no, don't hit dr. Abbott please.

[01:17:26] I like the grandpa, Daniel, I like the grandpa because he's psycho and he hears voices

[01:17:31] and stuff and he's crazy I don't know I just like all the crazy people in the

[01:17:37] show I like the crazy grandpa the crazy Daniel grandpa that he sees his wife

[01:17:42] everywhere and he's like talking to nothing I like him I like crazy grandpa

[01:17:54] For those of you that don't know, I'm watching Fear the Walking Dead.

[01:18:01] One of the main characters, his name is Nick.

[01:18:04] He's a heroin addict and you probably might be wondering, a heroin addict, what the fuck?

[01:18:08] I thought that was a pretty cool concept.

[01:18:11] A heroin addict going through the zombie apocalypse.

[01:18:14] They showed nothing.

[01:18:15] He basically got over his heroin addiction in an episode.

[01:18:18] I was like, what the fuck?

[01:18:21] What's happening?

[01:18:23] I was just like, I was like, wow, how are they gonna navigate this dude being a hero or not

[01:18:32] in the apocalypse?

[01:18:33] Yeah, that was resolved in one episode.

[01:18:36] Like, it was just like, well, okay, well, I guess he forgot all about the heroine then.

[01:18:40] Okay.

[01:18:41] Okay.

[01:18:42] Cold turkey.

[01:18:43] That's the thing.

[01:18:45] They implied that he didn't go cold turkey because his mom got him oxies and he was crushing

[01:18:52] The oxys and like weaning off of it, but I'm just like you can't get over a heroin addiction in like a few days, bro

[01:18:59] There's no way he like weaned off of it that fast

[01:19:10] There's no way

[01:19:12] When are we getting a zombie survivor mouse model iron mouse g o t g o d gun

[01:19:22] like I don't know like they set it up like he was a serious addict like they set it up like he

[01:19:31] he's been using for a while you know what I mean the way they set it up the way they set it up

[01:19:41] it was just like oh yeah this guy needs help. There was just a lot of stuff to

[01:19:46] happen where I was just like I thought something was gonna happen and then it

[01:19:49] didn't happen like it they had him hospitalized and he was hospital he was

[01:19:53] he got hospitalized because he got hit by a car. He got hit by a car he was

[01:20:00] running out of a drug then he got hit by a car and then there was an old guy

[01:20:03] next to him and this old guy was like and I'm like oh my god the old guy in

[01:20:10] room in his room is gonna turn and then he's gonna be like oh but that didn't

[01:20:16] happen and I'm like oh that was a missed opportunity shit that I just feel

[01:20:21] like there was like so many opportunities for things to happen and it

[01:20:24] just didn't happen I just didn't happen bro but the show is pretty good I I'm

[01:20:31] not seasoned to I'm not seasoned to

[01:20:40] I'm not season 2 of Fear the Walking Dead.

[01:20:46] I like it, I kinda like it so far.

[01:20:49] I just want to know if Mexico is okay because bro, Mexico, you guys, you guys man, what?

[01:20:57] Oh so Nick like walked throughout Mexico, he was like wandering throughout Mexico.

[01:21:01] Bahamut, look at that Bahamut, thank you so much for that to wha- 30 Gifted Subbs,

[01:21:07] what the fuck?

[01:21:08] Thank you for the 30 gifted subs! Holy shit, thank you very much!

[01:21:15] I think, like, he's walking through Mexico and there's, like, barely any zombies.

[01:21:19] There's barely any walkers anywhere.

[01:21:22] I'm, like, how is this possible?

[01:21:24] How is this possible that, like, Nick is, like, experiencing so much-much-solitude time without, like, running for his life?

[01:21:38] But like I think it's interesting cuz like Nick like he's like figured out that if he

[01:21:49] rubs himself in Walker Goods like he can walk through the zombies and stuff but like nobody

[01:21:55] else seemed to have figured it out yet and he was the only one doing it but who's like

[01:21:59] he would cover himself like he would take himself full of like Walker Goods and walk

[01:22:03] I'm like mom. I could walk among them. You don't understand and and then

[01:22:09] That old lady that old lady that was living at the ranch was like he has a gift they tell you see no man

[01:22:14] He's just rubbing blood and guts on him bro

[01:22:16] I suspect things like the old guy in the hospital were on purpose

[01:22:19] We've been watching the main show for a few seasons now and this show was starting during the beginning of the apocalypse

[01:22:25] So we kept waiting is this gonna be the first walker? How about this one?

[01:22:33] Among us!

[01:22:38] I don't know, it's pretty good.

[01:22:43] I also like the, the, the...

[01:22:46] I also like the, um, the gay in it.

[01:22:52] That mean, I was like, whoa, gay!

[01:22:56] They put gays in it. I'm so happy.

[01:23:00] I didn't know Victor was gonna be gage.

[01:23:03] It was so sweet. I felt so bad. It made me so sad. It made me so sad. He was struggling

[01:23:13] to get back to his love. And he got there too late. He got there too late. He got there

[01:23:22] too late. I really like Victor. Victor is a cool character. I can't wait to see what

[01:23:31] girls they do with them. I also can't wait to see how they ruin every character like they

[01:23:35] always...

[01:23:36] It's 8 seasons long, we'll see what happens.

[01:23:44] Anyway...

[01:23:45] That's my report.

[01:23:47] That's my report.

[01:23:54] I'm out.

[01:24:01] Hey, Mousy.

[01:24:09] Did you see that Music Box of Fate has created another VTuber fan out of an opera singer?

[01:24:14] The massage singing has been on a deep dive the past few days and he told to Darrell live yesterday

[01:24:24] Happy ffx today, it was released 23 years ago today. What can I do for you today's

[01:24:31] FFX 2 was released 23 years ago

[01:24:36] No way

[01:24:44] Oh my god, oh, oh the, oh, I feel it in my bones, I feel it in my bones, why RP in position?

[01:25:10] Why are P in position?

[01:25:24] When is Connor playing 5-1-1-2?

[01:25:25] I don't know.

[01:25:26] He wants to do it though, he said he would.

[01:25:30] He promised he would.

[01:25:33] So that's good.

[01:25:34] Oh yeah, today's Friday the 13th.

[01:25:38] We should play scary games today cause it's Friday 13th.

[01:25:45] Scary games today cause it's Friday 13th.

[01:25:54] Fatal frame 2 just came out.

[01:26:04] I would play Fatal Frame 2 today, but I can't because I have Fatal Frame sponsored us and we're going to be playing Fatal Frame next week!

[01:26:15] Fatal Frame!

[01:26:19] Gotta sponsor for Fatal Frame next week.

[01:26:30] Fatal Frame!

[01:26:32] Yes, yes, yes. I'm excited.

[01:26:34] I'm excited!

[01:26:41] I'm excited!

[01:26:44] AAAAAAAAHHH!

[01:26:51] I'm gonna be playing next week.

[01:26:56] Sorry mate.

[01:27:03] Hmm

[01:27:09] Silent Hill F was scary. I want to play there's so many games. I want to play

[01:27:15] Hmm

[01:27:17] You should play toxic commandos. That's a John Carpenter game

[01:27:24] My game sounds so familiar

[01:27:33] I think they send me like oh they sent me a thing to get a key as four player co-op

[01:27:53] up. Whoa this looks crazy. The reviews are pretty positive. Is that the four players?

[01:28:18] The reviews are really good, what the fuck?

[01:28:23] That's crazy.

[01:28:31] Is it like, is it like Left 4 Dead?

[01:28:41] Good morning Mouse, I hope you're feeling better than you were yesterday when you were playing with Connor and Peter.

[01:28:46] I am today. I am feeling better today.

[01:28:59] Speaking of horror games to play, have you seen or heard of The Voidness?

[01:29:04] The Voidness.

[01:29:05] Yes, I have actually I actually played this game a long time ago but I never finished it.

[01:29:16] Do you guys remember when I played the Voidness it was a Lidar horror game?

[01:29:22] I never finished the game.

[01:29:24] I should have finished it one day.

[01:29:26] I think I remember this game scared the shit out of me.

[01:29:32] One of the last time I played it, avoidness, avoidness, I played it April 13th, April 13th, 2023, April 13th.

[01:30:02] April 13th

[01:30:29] April 13th

[01:30:31] HEY!

[01:30:35] Oh, my eyes, my eyes are... hold on, my eyes are kinda weird, look at the fuck.

[01:30:42] I don't know how to explain it.

[01:30:45] I feel like... I feel like there's like a haze on my eyes.

[01:30:50] It just kinda happens.

[01:30:52] The walker's got me, no!

[01:31:10] She's turning, no!

[01:31:13] I'm turning into a walker?

[01:31:25] Oh no!

[01:31:32] I'll miss her.

[01:31:39] What the fuck?

[01:31:42] I

[01:31:57] Have to put me down

[01:32:03] Chop my eyes out

[01:32:06] No, don't chop off my eyes I need them

[01:32:09] You can't chop them off. I need my eyes.

[01:32:21] Can Satan be affected by a zombie virus? No!

[01:32:24] There's a game coming out in four called Join Us.

[01:32:27] You basically start your own cult like Carter the Lamb, but with humans and realistic graphics.

[01:32:32] What?

[01:32:35] So many fun games coming out. Join us.

[01:32:39] Start a doomsday cult of your very own.

[01:32:43] Greet crew followers, build your compound, customize your cult's beliefs, and defeat enemies in this-

[01:32:49] Whoa! This looks so cool! What the fuck?!

[01:32:55] Perfect game for me! Perfect!

[01:33:01] Perfect game for me! Perfect!

[01:33:09] It seems like it has customization.

[01:33:34] Yeah, join us join us join us join us join us

[01:33:42] As I'm looking at my fucking I'm looking at my calendar

[01:33:49] I'm looking at my calendar pretty busy March

[01:33:59] Pretty busy March pretty busy

[01:34:04] Pretty busy April!

[01:34:10] Pretty busy April! Pretty busy March!

[01:34:13] Pretty busy June! Pretty busy July!

[01:34:27] Are you ready for the next season of One Piece Live?

[01:34:29] When is it gonna come out?

[01:34:31] That's another thing that I hated about it.

[01:34:33] fact that I finished one piece season two and now I have to wait for season three and I'm like we

[01:34:44] I have to wait a whole year for season three

[01:34:46] Hey!

[01:35:01] It's a baby!

[01:35:09] Pampampan!

[01:35:16] What the fuck?

[01:35:19] Why would you write that in my chat?

[01:35:30] So, may I roll, what is the name of the city in Spokane?

[01:35:33] Are you dumb?

[01:35:36] I know you're not asking me that.

[01:35:56] It is a city.

[01:35:58] But fuck?

[01:36:07] Where am I, Google?

[01:36:08] Go ask your fuckin' mom, bro.

[01:36:11] Ask your mom what a city is.

[01:36:12] Maybe she'll teach it to you.

[01:36:18] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:36:26] What is a mom?

[01:36:28] Google it. Google it. Google it.

[01:36:31] Google it. Google it.

[01:36:33] What is a mom? Google it.

[01:36:36] What is a mom?

[01:36:38] The person I fucked last night.

[01:36:44] Probably a ge...

[01:36:46] Apparently not enough of a geogaser addict

[01:36:49] if they didn't know that Spokane was actually a city.

[01:36:52] So, no, not a GeoGuessor at it.

[01:36:59] Yeah, isn't that like a GeoGuessor Pro?

[01:37:18] I can't I'm not even that good with you guys are player

[01:37:48] I'm horrible at deal guesser

[01:38:04] I wish I was good, Gilguster.

[01:38:25] Is there a way...

[01:38:28] Was there a version of Jogus on Steam?

[01:38:33] Or am I imagining it?

[01:38:43] I'm imagining it.

[01:39:13] I'm assuming you mean question I'm assuming you mean question never you will never I mean

[01:39:42] I'm sure there's unofficial mouse AIs out there, but it's not anything that's sanctioned by me.

[01:40:04] Yeah, just ask Boston Mouse.

[01:40:07] Exactly, yeah, yeah.

[01:40:12] Just ask Boston Mouse, that's who you can ask.

[01:40:30] Let's ask Boston Mouse.

[01:41:00] You got four play it wait for what for a geogasher?

[01:41:08] Her geogacer?

[01:41:38] Have you seen the trailer for Blight Survival? What is Blight Survival?

[01:41:44] I'm googling it. I'm googling. I'm googling.

[01:41:55] Blight Survival.

[01:41:59] There's a whole game. Wait, there was a game showcase? Where?

[01:42:02] Where?

[01:42:06] Your flight survival is a PvE action horror game set

[01:42:09] in a brutal medieval world.

[01:42:18] BOOM!

[01:42:21] Get out of here!

[01:42:22] Get out of here, monster mouse!

[01:42:23] Get out!

[01:42:27] Get out of here!

[01:42:28] I'm so glad isn't it good that's such a great channel

[01:42:58] Sorry if there's a delay with the tt- oh my god my eye set is like- what happened to

[01:43:10] me?

[01:43:11] I was seeing fine, I don't know what happened.

[01:43:22] What the fuck happened to me?

[01:43:24] You're just getting old.

[01:43:27] 6,000 years. My eyes are finally starting to go.

[01:43:35] Well...

[01:43:49] What the fuck?

[01:43:52] No.

[01:43:53] I know

[01:43:56] I thought about playing below zero but just like a one off thing

[01:44:00] not like a forever thing, you know

[01:44:06] Oh, what the fuck?

[01:44:09] I'm so sorry

[01:44:10] Can we replay?

[01:44:13] What the fuck?

[01:44:14] Oh my god, OBS. I'm sorry, OBS. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Super People.

[01:44:29] Alright, let me ask Boston Mouse a question. Boston Mouse, when is Mouse gonna start her

[01:44:33] Subnautica Below Zero playthrough?

[01:44:36] Mouse has her Below Zero marathon planned for April 1st.

[01:44:40] No. It will be two months long.

[01:44:43] I don't like streaming on April 1st because everyone's like April Fools and I fucking hate April Fools Day!

[01:44:49] I don't like it, I'm Puerto Rican, I don't fucking, we don't like no fucking April Fools!

[01:44:59] We don't like no fucking April Fools!

[01:45:08] That's true, it's also Booby's birthday that day so...

[01:45:11] Maybe we might have to be on for a birthday.

[01:45:18] I'm the only mouse AI around here.

[01:45:21] And I say you can take your question to the Fridgen Library.

[01:45:24] I'm busy getting Duncan's.

[01:45:30] What?!

[01:45:36] Duncan!

[01:45:39] Duncan!

[01:45:41] Dunkin!

[01:45:43] F***in' frickin' Dunkin!

[01:45:48] Ducky Donuts?

[01:46:11] Do you have a Duck-Cachino on your desk?

[01:46:13] Wait, what is this game showcase that people said?

[01:46:16] Where is that?

[01:46:18] I wanna watch it.

[01:46:41] future game show future game show future game show 2026

[01:46:59] Mootowook!

[01:47:03] Help!

[01:47:19] What the fuck?

[01:47:26] Oh, I see.

[01:47:27] I'm down to watch it and there'll be good.

[01:47:34] It's two hours long, what the fuck?

[01:47:50] Poopy! Poopy, thank you so much for the raid. I've had a great stream. Thank you for the raid.

[01:47:55] Anniversary Bear! It was your anniversary? Happy Anniversary!

[01:48:05] Happy Anniversary!

[01:48:25] I only noticed that yeah, I'm wearing chanclas.

[01:48:38] I'm wearing chanclas.

[01:48:41] I'm wearing chanclas.

[01:48:48] I'm wearing sunglasses.

[01:48:55] Who's that?

[01:49:18] We're gonna watch this shit or what.

[01:49:41] It better be good cause if it's not cancelled.

[01:49:48] All games are cancelled, every game in the world.

[01:49:50] It is bad every game, every game is cancelled, every game in development is cancelled.

[01:50:18] What the fuck?

[01:50:22] What the... why?

[01:50:27] Can't you make the- AHHHHHHH!

[01:50:30] The Githyan Kiwariah of your dreams or nightmares, depending on your playthrough.

[01:50:48] And I'm Shy Matheson, the voice of Scar and Weathering Waves, a cruel and twisted maniac,

[01:50:53] Silvando in Dragon Quest XI, darling, and the hero Gotham deserves when he's made of plastic brakes.

[01:51:00] What?

[01:51:02] Is he...

[01:51:03] Batman.

[01:51:04] Oh, he's Lego Batman?

[01:51:06] Wow, Lego Batman.

[01:51:08] Lego Batman.

[01:51:10] I didn't know we could use these second camera for dramatic effect.

[01:51:13] Oh yeah, that's a little party trick.

[01:51:20] The guys here don't mind.

[01:51:22] Okay, we have a jam-packed show for you today full of exclusive trailers and developer details.

[01:51:27] And we're gonna do these little vids!

[01:51:29] But before we begin, we'd like to thank you for joining us as we enter our sixth year of helping you discover...

[01:51:33] It's vids! The little vids!

[01:51:35] Yeah, the little vids!

[01:51:37] ...and we're the first to showcase award-winning characters like Immortality.

[01:51:40] More recently, we brought you the world premiere of last year's indie breakthrough, Blue Prince.

[01:51:45] Oh, Blue Prince!

[01:51:47] Wish-listed games on Steam, The Expanse, and Cyrus...

[01:51:50] I'm gonna beat that game, but I heard that...

[01:51:53] I don't think a lot of...

[01:51:56] Has anybody ever even beaten the game?

[01:51:59] I think Giga beat the game, but she played it for like a month straight.

[01:52:02] Resident Evil Requiem.

[01:52:04] I beat that game!

[01:52:14] I beat that game!

[01:52:16] on so don't go anywhere but why would you know because we have no first world

[01:52:23] I want to see the first world premiere show it to me now roll the trailer

[01:52:30] SHOW ME THE WORLD PREMIER! SHOW ME!

[01:52:36] Ooh, what the fuck is this?

[01:52:38] It's a simple job.

[01:52:41] For men with nerve.

[01:52:43] Men?

[01:52:45] Oh, I can't watch the trailer, guys. He said for men with nerve, I'm not a man, I'm a woman, I'm not allowed to play this game.

[01:52:54] The roses.

[01:52:55] The roses.

[01:52:56] That's why you're here.

[01:52:57] That's why you're here.

[01:53:01] And?

[01:53:02] Whoa.

[01:53:06] What is this?

[01:53:08] Garage 51!

[01:53:13] Tina!

[01:53:14] Thank you for the raid, I hope you had a great stream.

[01:53:16] Thank you for the red-black-wittle-spointer.

[01:53:19] Get out.

[01:53:21] And keep it...quiet.

[01:53:30] we don't know what happens in there what happens in a place it twists man what

[01:53:38] is it what where is it why did it look like the guy from Hello Neighbor

[01:53:48] I'm not gonna die.

[01:53:49] AHHH!

[01:53:55] What the fuck?

[01:53:57] Santa Maria mother ideals!

[01:54:02] What you doing?

[01:54:03] Left.

[01:54:04] Do you hear me?

[01:54:05] I'm sorry.

[01:54:09] Judo?

[01:54:10] Judo's here.

[01:54:11] Judo's here.

[01:54:12] Oh my god, hello neighbor three!

[01:54:15] AHHH!

[01:54:18] All the church, the church bales.

[01:54:25] And above all, remember, remember those places where the shrine closed.

[01:54:36] You see, it's a simple job.

[01:54:44] What is happening?

[01:54:46] What is going on?

[01:54:51] You see, it's a simple job.

[01:55:00] What's up with his eyes?

[01:55:03] Break in, take it, get out.

[01:55:07] Cordura!

[01:55:09] Get out

[01:55:21] Or player co-op psychological horror where sanity is your most scarce resource

[01:55:25] While one player guides a team the others explore shifting procedural Victorian aberrants lose your sanity in the night

[01:55:32] We'll mimic your team to feed your paranoia. Wait what this actually sounds pretty good

[01:55:39] Wait, if this is good, this could actually be something good.

[01:55:44] Yeah, what is this, like, legal company?

[01:55:49] It seems like...

[01:55:52] I buy it for a dollar. I buy it for a dollar, dude.

[01:55:56] It's coming soon to PC and PlayStation, so get it on your wishlist, pronto.

[01:56:02] I put it on my wishlist already.

[01:56:04] I'm sorry

[01:56:06] Action adventure where you play as a love-struck zombie

[01:56:09] Desperately trying to revive his frozen girlfriend and to be honest who hasn't done that

[01:56:15] Stupid never dies was unveiled late last year, but we've got it's basic game trailer for this body hacking RPG

[01:56:21] Coming at you stupid never dies

[01:56:24] Stupid never dies

[01:56:34] I feel like I'm going back in time.

[01:56:58] something that will come out like in 20...2014...20...2014.

[01:57:04] Yeah, it's giving...it's giving like lollipop chainsaw.

[01:57:10] It's giving lollipop chainsaw.

[01:57:13] I'd give my life to get hers back.

[01:57:17] Oh wait. Come on, are you dead?

[01:57:19] Yeah, and then they...and then...and then he fixes her and then they break up in like two days.

[01:57:24] It always happens like that.

[01:57:28] They break up like two days later.

[01:57:33] That's how it is.

[01:57:36] That's how it is, guys. That's how it is, brugs.

[01:57:39] That's how it is, brugs.

[01:57:47] It's given all the pop chainsaw.

[01:57:58] What's the power in the cold storage goes off your girl is a goner

[01:58:05] He's gonna die!

[01:58:08] Oh you know there will be tons of cosplays in this.

[01:58:23] You know it.

[01:58:25] You're lushing yourself into a dungeon.

[01:58:27] Ah, the things we do for love.

[01:58:30] Stupid Never Dies is coming out later this year,

[01:58:32] but you can wishlist it now on PC and PlayStation.

[01:58:35] And remember, every wishlist helps.

[01:58:37] Okay, so up next, we've got the speech on a brand new

[01:58:39] jungle-centric DLC for Dave the Diver.

[01:58:42] Dave the Diver!

[01:58:44] It's coming for Dave the Diver!

[01:58:52] Ah!

[01:58:55] In the jungle, you did kind of look like Jason, what the fuck?

[01:59:16] Dave the Diver keeps on DLC.

[01:59:27] What the fuck? Is that Breakdancing Monkey?

[01:59:32] Was that Breakdancing Monkey?

[01:59:35] Consider your summer plans sorted because Dave the Diver in the jungle is coming to all platforms on June 18.

[01:59:41] And while you've got your calendars out, why not leave some room for our next-

[01:59:45] Wait for it. World of Premiere.

[01:59:48] World of Premiere!

[01:59:49] It's the remake of Delightfully Spooky Adventure Game

[01:59:51] that was a killer app for the humble CD-ROM.

[01:59:54] Let's check it out.

[02:00:02] Old man's stove built a house.

[02:00:06] And filled it with his toys.

[02:00:08] Oh.

[02:00:10] Six guests came one night to show you

[02:00:12] what game this is.

[02:00:13] screams the only noise the iconic game return nothing more we created from the

[02:00:20] ground up I say as a man

[02:00:30] the mystery

[02:00:32] Oh

[02:00:55] The seventh guest remake seventh guest

[02:01:02] The seventh guest is on its way to PC and consoles so get it on your wish list ASAP.

[02:01:09] What's next, Shine?

[02:01:11] Well, Dev, do you remember those 3D pixel art clips that went viral on social media but were made with AI?

[02:01:19] Yeah, imagine if it was possible to make something like that without destroying the environment and making PC parts even more...

[02:01:26] Where are you talking in there?

[02:01:28] Even more unaffordable?

[02:01:30] Well, imagine no more because a solo developer has taken it upon themselves to build an immersive sim in that style

[02:01:36] And it's already wrapped up a hundred thousand wish lists. Wow. We love the humanity

[02:01:42] So here is the gameplay reveal for project shadow gloss

[02:01:47] We work

[02:01:49] Whoa, what the fuck?

[02:02:01] What'll it be?

[02:02:10] Crazy drinks, fellows.

[02:02:14] whoa wait this looks so cool

[02:02:32] whoa this is beautiful let that rock i won't play this

[02:02:38] I

[02:02:59] Want to play this it's dealt. Well, guess who's gonna be stealth me

[02:03:03] guess what guys everything's coming up I'm out I'm out self art

[02:03:11] wow

[02:03:16] imagine what if they would have called the game fuck you AI project shadow

[02:03:21] glass when the demo launches on steam later this year and yes if you couldn't

[02:03:25] already tell it's a love letter to classic games like thief and dais X

[02:03:29] What's next?

[02:03:31] What's next, Dev?

[02:03:33] Well, I mean, only the hottest game of the year.

[02:03:36] Oh, Batman.

[02:03:38] If I was an orphan thrust into a spotlight, you could even say it has all the building blocks of a Shakespearean tragedy.

[02:03:44] But hang on, this is the developer diary for a Lego Batman, isn't it, Shy?

[02:03:49] Well, yes, Dev.

[02:03:51] Okay.

[02:03:54] Good evening Gotham.

[02:03:57] Join us

[02:04:02] Hi, my name is Matt Ellison I'm exactly

[02:04:06] Currently working on Lego Batman legacy of the Dark Knight

[02:04:11] We're gonna play a star Wars first

[02:04:13] We're gonna play a Lego Star Wars song together journey to the coming the hero of Gotham City

[02:04:19] So from origin through

[02:04:23] This game is truly a celebration. Oh, yeah, we are

[02:04:27] to experience all the DC lore from comics and films and TV shows and we're going to

[02:04:35] put together in this game with a Lego twist a few hours around for the whole game.

[02:04:39] Let's get to the root of the problem.

[02:04:41] We can't do that.

[02:04:43] Sorry.

[02:04:44] So in this game you'll be able to play as Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Catwoman, Batgirl,

[02:04:51] Jim Gordon and Talia Al Gore and all of these characters will have unique progression

[02:04:55] and skills you unlock and different abilities and different gadgets you'll be able to use

[02:05:00] in the game. So Jim Gordon who's got a phone gun which you can use to gun different gears

[02:05:06] and things to solve puzzles but you can also use it to immobilize enemies in combat and

[02:05:10] that's a really fun and effective way to deal with people there as well. And Catwoman

[02:05:13] she's got a whip. Catwoman. Cat that you can bring out and that again can be used

[02:05:17] to help you get through the game. One of the other really cool things is the

[02:05:21] combat system that we've got in the game. With this it's very action-packed and fluid and very dynamic

[02:05:28] and people really feel powerful and in control of the characters that they take on the enemy.

[02:05:32] And you can also use these different gadgets in the combat, for example Batman. He's got

[02:05:36] batarangs that can distract enemies, stun enemies, and then you've also got a batclaw

[02:05:41] which you can use to reel enemies in and get them up close to fight them.

[02:05:46] As you'd expect, Batman and his allies are finding a whole variety of villains throughout

[02:05:51] the game so all of the famous DCC villains are here so the Joker, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy,

[02:05:58] Raza, Gawr, Bane and there are many more as well so you'll be fighting a variety of the enemies as you go.

[02:06:04] Bane! One of the cool things about LEGO games and what people expect from LEGO games is to be

[02:06:09] able to collect lots of different things. Yeah! And this isn't going to disappoint there so

[02:06:13] as you're going through the game you'll be able to collect 100 different suits for your

[02:06:18] playable characters. Spanning a whole variety of different ideas and different references.

[02:06:25] So we've got things going on. Say no more.

[02:06:26] So we've got a very finely debuted look of Batman from the golden age suits which is

[02:06:30] from a detective comic in 1937. Rainbow Batman!

[02:06:33] And it's going to be all the modern day stuff as well. Also today we've got an exclusive

[02:06:36] look at the designs of the outfits that we've got for characters. So we've got

[02:06:41] Batman and Robin and their original Lego Batman video.

[02:06:45] Get that Rainbow Batman out of my game!

[02:06:47] And we've got 2008, our first adventure to LEGO Batman, and we've got those two suits

[02:06:52] available in this game as well, and it's a great way for us to...

[02:06:54] Not my day with America.

[02:06:56] ...to play with LEGO Batman and that character here in the game.

[02:06:59] Hey, better have American flag, Batman.

[02:07:01] LEGO Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight is available to pre-order and wishlist now,

[02:07:06] and will be available for players on May 29th.

[02:07:09] You can't wait for you to experience it.

[02:07:17] It's a game spree in his belt!

[02:07:21] What do you think?

[02:07:32] Where's the Perk Eagle?

[02:07:42] What's up next?

[02:07:47] I

[02:08:02] Don't know but I roll closer looks like shit

[02:08:06] It doesn't make sense

[02:08:08] First, everything just falls to the ground.

[02:08:17] A miracle game!

[02:08:21] But we're not so different.

[02:08:24] We all break.

[02:08:27] Eventually, some just make a little more noise.

[02:08:38] Oh my god, it's reload the game.

[02:09:03] 3-Load

[02:09:12] Ready or not, boiling point.

[02:09:16] I think I...

[02:09:18] They're only trying to play in this game one time and it was the hardest part and we all died.

[02:09:33] Look at fucking dying.

[02:09:35] This one's an ambitious remake of a classic AT strategy game set in the middle ages.

[02:09:40] Let's take a look.

[02:09:42] Wait, what?

[02:09:48] England!

[02:09:54] Murder!

[02:10:03] A classic that defies and regenerates the world.

[02:10:11] We store remastered and reimagined.

[02:10:19] Pretender of the crowd.

[02:10:33] to test your flame to the throne three modes one legendary experience

[02:10:40] this is like a bad game

[02:10:43] Defender of the Crown

[02:10:45] this is a demon

[02:10:47] this is a demon that my brother will play

[02:10:50] because Defender of the Crown the legend returns is coming to PC and consoles later this year

[02:10:57] What the f**k is happening?

[02:11:07] What is happening?

[02:11:21] Adorable adventures?

[02:11:22] I'm bored.

[02:11:25] What the fuck did she just snore at me?

[02:11:34] I got you!

[02:11:36] Oh, shit!

[02:11:39] It's snowing!

[02:11:52] With so many different areas, it's easy to get lost, especially after the fire.

[02:11:58] What the f-

[02:12:00] The fact that his brothers and sisters are out there, and while finding them won't be easy,

[02:12:05] he's determined to bring them back together.

[02:12:08] Awww.

[02:12:09] So they can be a family.

[02:12:12] Now wait me, bacon at the end of the game? I'm just kidding.

[02:12:18] Awww.

[02:12:22] The aptly named adorable adventures is sniffing its way onto PC, PlayStation and Xbox later

[02:12:34] this year.

[02:12:35] What have we got next, Dev?

[02:12:36] Well, let's take a look at the demo now.

[02:12:39] What?

[02:12:40] Unboxing Mr. Kuro, what the f-

[02:12:47] Or isn't he just sooo aborable?

[02:12:51] Sooo aborable.

[02:12:54] Maxi Mr. Coolo!

[02:12:56] Lapa Nacho Rodriguez.

[02:12:58] Take it away Nacho.

[02:13:05] Hello, I am Nacho Rodriguez and you're watching...

[02:13:08] Hola Nacho!

[02:13:09] ...the game play of unboxing Mr. Cool.

[02:13:12] Mr. Cool!

[02:13:13] to the many pieces of Mr. Ku which was launched on September 2023 and this is a fully animated

[02:13:22] graphic adventure point-and-click game with a lot of drone frame-by-frame animation and

[02:13:31] the director and animator of the game and I love to create surreal stories and I love

[02:13:37] to tell stories without words, only pictures, moving around, cartoony, fluid, surreal, adventure...

[02:13:44] AHHHHH FEET!

[02:13:47] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[02:13:49] And I love to put as much content as possible into the player, so I want every click to be responsive,

[02:13:56] every little action to be fluid, and responding to whatever the player commands,

[02:14:02] and to let the player play at his own pace.

[02:14:05] So you will get to explore a story full of adventures, full of puzzles, and full of slapstick, hilarious, fantastic adventures, where Mr. Guru may suffer something even more than getting cut up into pieces.

[02:14:23] Maybe this time he will get this off into molecules.

[02:14:29] The game is currently under production, but you can already wishlist it on Steam.

[02:14:35] Thank you very much. See you.

[02:14:37] I want to play Mr. Kuro.

[02:14:40] And Mokxing Mr. Kuro is coming soon to PC and consoles, so make sure it's on your wishlist to catch early in the game.

[02:14:45] I want to play with Kuro.

[02:14:46] And without further ado, here's your first look at gameplay from Kalex, an action adventure game set on a mysterious alien planet.

[02:14:53] Kalex?

[02:14:54] Whoa!

[02:14:56] What the fuck?

[02:15:01] Alex?

[02:15:04] Alien?

[02:15:06] Whoa!

[02:15:15] Oh, shit.

[02:15:22] Whoa.

[02:15:27] That feels like Wrinkle Rain kind of journey.

[02:15:42] The rain kind of...

[02:15:44] dirty?

[02:15:48] It's giving risk of rain.

[02:15:53] Yeah.

[02:16:00] Whoa.

[02:16:04] Hey, I want...

[02:16:06] It will be multiplayer?

[02:16:08] PCN consoles in the summer but you can play the demo now on Steam and with that

[02:16:17] Mouse you and Connor never fail to make me laugh when work is making me feel bad about things

[02:16:23] I feel like you both deserve the best mouse. You are a good person never change. I love you to chat

[02:16:30] See where you know Radon. Good night. So the game's developers what players can expect from this promising horror game?

[02:16:38] I can't wait to play this!

[02:16:45] Thanks to person in chat who told me about this gauge.

[02:16:50] This one looks good.

[02:16:54] Whoa.

[02:17:08] Oh shit.

[02:17:13] The old walker!

[02:17:22] Hi everyone, Boulder Gear, creative director for Blight Survival.

[02:17:26] First off, on behalf of myself, Muts, Ash, and the team, thank you.

[02:17:31] Hitting 1.5 million wish lists is a massive milestone.

[02:17:34] We're incredibly grateful for your support.

[02:17:36] We're taking the time to make sure

[02:17:38] Bro this game was awesome

[02:17:58] We're designing blights to be a brutal

[02:18:00] or visceral game

[02:18:02] Combat is meant to be felt

[02:18:04] from the first clash to the final deadly blow.

[02:18:08] These finishes are just one part of our immersive combat system

[02:18:11] that we can't wait to show you in the future.

[02:18:14] We've started ramping up on small scale play tests.

[02:18:17] So for anyone who's interested in shaping the future of Blight,

[02:18:20] join us on Discord.

[02:18:22] Thank you from everyone.

[02:18:23] I can't wait!

[02:18:24] I will not be joining on Discord.

[02:18:26] But I will be there.

[02:18:31] Whoa.

[02:18:34] Oh my god, that looks so good.

[02:18:41] I'll play it.

[02:18:43] Thank you for your survival team for that inside scoop.

[02:18:46] Make sure you're in the official Discord for information on future play tests.

[02:18:49] I will. I'll be there.

[02:18:51] That's a good idea for a game, Dev.

[02:18:53] Hello, Mousie. I just wanted to say, you are the cutest and sweetest streamer I have ever seen.

[02:18:58] No cap. You are so freaking cute. I have your cozy headpats for little baby Mousie.

[02:19:03] She is so cute

[02:19:15] What is this?

[02:19:30] Mouse Knob Game!

[02:19:33] I got recycling covered.

[02:19:40] Anyone got roach?

[02:19:43] Yeah, I forgot it.

[02:19:45] You can play without the 25 players?

[02:19:48] Almost done.

[02:19:53] I've got something over here.

[02:19:58] Oh my god, it goes on April 2nd!

[02:20:01] Alright, let's celebrate. Awesome guys, we did it.

[02:20:05] I need my players!

[02:20:19] Oh my god. My stop game of the year.

[02:20:23] Slightly different corporate experience.

[02:20:25] Here's Supermassive Games to tell us more about the studio's space station thriller, Directive 8020.

[02:20:30] Oh my god! We're getting a Directive 8020!

[02:20:33] AHHHHHHHHH!

[02:20:37] Guys! Guys! My game of the year! It's coming!

[02:20:44] The organism!

[02:20:48] Ah! The organism! The organism!

[02:20:53] Mitchell?

[02:21:00] Oh my god, this is gonna be so good.

[02:21:04] Play with us with four friends online!

[02:21:06] Oh my god! Four friends!

[02:21:11] You know me and both of you are gonna play this game.

[02:21:23] Uh oh.

[02:21:30] Gold?

[02:21:33] We won!

[02:21:35] It comes out in May!

[02:21:42] We finally got a date!

[02:21:44] We finally got a date!

[02:21:48] With the fine print... online multiplayer coming in a free post launch update... killing myself

[02:22:07] now.

[02:22:08] Killing myself now, bro.

[02:22:32] in minecraft

[02:22:39] here's the launch trailer for 1348 x voto a cinematic action adventure that

[02:22:47] follows a young knight in medieval Italy what

[02:22:52] The end justified the means.

[02:22:55] A knight in skit, Oli?

[02:22:57] As a price.

[02:23:01] In times such as this,

[02:23:04] and folk feel abandoned by their fellows,

[02:23:07] abandoned by God,

[02:23:10] wrath and vengeance to my enemies.

[02:23:12] What is this?

[02:23:13] Wherever you are, I shall find you, Biancax.

[02:23:18] Let's be a knight?

[02:23:20] I vow.

[02:23:29] I will not fail.

[02:23:31] I will not leave without you, dear.

[02:23:37] I would like to be a lesbian, right?

[02:23:39] Suffering must end.

[02:23:42] 1348, it's voto.

[02:23:45] Now available.

[02:23:50] 1348x roto.

[02:23:55] Ooh, the review surf.

[02:23:59] Oh, not good. Not good, bros.

[02:24:02] Borderline unplayable.

[02:24:07] Not enjoyable.

[02:24:09] The graphics, bruv.

[02:24:14] Look at it, this is his review.

[02:24:17] I got banned by the moderators on the forum for asking a simple question, who are these

[02:24:21] games made for?

[02:24:29] My four week steam ban was lifted on the same day by Steam Support.

[02:24:33] This should tell you everything about this game and its developers.

[02:24:37] I am still searching for the modern audience to answer my question.

[02:24:42] Guys, I'm like an asshole.

[02:24:53] Jesus Christ!

[02:25:03] 1348 Xphoto is out today on PlayStation and PC and stars Albee Baldwin...

[02:25:09] Never in my 28 years of gaming...

[02:25:11] Never in my 28 years of gaming have I found something that feels like a sloppy alpha version of a bad game.

[02:25:21] That was handled by a pack of drunk and dried peevers!

[02:25:24] What the fuck?

[02:25:28] Huh?

[02:25:28] What the hell?

[02:25:37] No one, and I mean no one probably knew what to do and watched a couple of bad tutorials

[02:25:41] for U.E. and decided I'm gonna make a lovely game about a girl knight with dead eyes and

[02:25:45] teeth from a tycoon titan.

[02:25:48] What the fuck?

[02:25:51] Oh my god.

[02:25:54] Oh my god!

[02:25:56] What's wrong with these people?

[02:26:02] Well some of the reviews are pretty good.

[02:26:05] Some of the reviews are good.

[02:26:09] Most of the reviews that I found are...

[02:26:12] Papa Dan, these are 25 gifted subs.

[02:26:18] Okay, the lesbian night game.

[02:26:20] Here we go.

[02:26:21] Q4 non-blondes, what's up music?

[02:26:23] up music I really wanted to I really wanted to enjoy this game I didn't care about the

[02:26:32] gay romance or the way the characters look I like the futile aesthetic of it a lot I'm

[02:26:38] serious about this this game sometimes reading the reviews are just so funny as well as

[02:26:47] a friend of the show Jennifer English the don't miss it I kind of want to play it

[02:26:52] Just because you're a witch, you!

[02:26:58] The reading the reviews kind of makes me want to play.

[02:27:10] It feels like most of the things are like bugs, like the buggy mess.

[02:27:18] Shadow Stone!

[02:27:19] The Witch.

[02:27:21] Frog.

[02:27:23] The Lucifer.

[02:27:25] What the... bear?

[02:27:27] The Myron.

[02:27:29] Lizard!

[02:27:31] The Witcher.

[02:27:33] Bear!

[02:27:35] Uh, gold.

[02:27:37] Uh, sheep.

[02:27:39] Uh...

[02:27:41] I-I...

[02:27:43] Shadowstone is coming soon to PC,

[02:27:45] but you can sign up for the play test

[02:27:47] playtest on the game steampay i think it's time for some friendly competition don't you

[02:27:52] you're not gonna beat me up again are you oh no what's that for later i'm talking about the hypox

[02:27:57] cloud alpha two wireless headset giveaway all right i don't want to watch the giveaway

[02:28:04] get out of here i don't want to watch the giveaway altered wait what the f that dynamico has some news

[02:28:10] to share about little nightmares altered echoes there's a little nightmare game famously

[02:28:15] Oh, no one?

[02:28:21] They made another one?

[02:28:25] It's in VR?

[02:28:45] I mean VR could be kind of iron balls POV

[02:29:13] Wait a minute, I have a question, I have a big question.

[02:29:35] You're supposedly a small person in a big person's world and you're inside this elevator

[02:29:41] And you're in a small elevator and you're in a big elevator, but these people are way bigger than the elevator.

[02:29:46] Who is this elevator for?

[02:29:48] Who is it for? Because it's not for them. It's not for me.

[02:29:57] It's not for them and it's not for me. So who is it for?

[02:30:06] This is very confusing.

[02:30:11] Whoa.

[02:30:13] The guy's thinking for the red outfit.

[02:30:18] I'm raised three.

[02:30:21] Thinking for the rainbow.

[02:30:24] Whoa.

[02:30:26] Whoa.

[02:30:28] Altered Echo.

[02:30:31] Whoa.

[02:30:33] Whoa.

[02:30:35] Whoa.

[02:30:37] Whoa.

[02:30:39] Altered Echoes.

[02:30:43] Oh, wow, look at...

[02:30:45] MetaQuest!

[02:30:51] Okay, well at least it's on Steam.

[02:30:53] What is the new Steam VR headset coming out?

[02:30:59] Little Nightmares Altered Echoes is coming to PSVR 2, SteamVR and MetaQuest on April 24th.

[02:31:05] Don't be afraid to give it a wish list.

[02:31:07] That's funny, that's what my mom calls me.

[02:31:09] More little nightmares.

[02:31:11] No, PSVR too.

[02:31:15] Uhh.

[02:31:18] Come in my club, boys.

[02:31:20] I'm stuck here.

[02:31:21] What the fuck, Bahama? What the heck?

[02:31:24] Bahama, thank you so much for the 150 gifted subs!

[02:31:30] Holy shit, what the fuck?

[02:31:32] Aaaahhh!

[02:31:35] Thank you so much, GigaTab! Thank you! Holy shit!

[02:31:39] Alright, we've got some game play for Silver Pines now, a moody survival horror game set in a small American town.

[02:31:48] Silver Pines?

[02:31:49] Peggy's 16.

[02:31:51] Peg-si-

[02:31:55] I had this on my wish list already. I already had this on my wish list.

[02:32:05] There's the strangest thing.

[02:32:09] I feel like I'm dreaming.

[02:32:13] This one looks good bros. Bro, this game looks good.

[02:32:22] I don't belong to this place.

[02:32:26] I thought it was some wealth.

[02:32:35] I'll find Edge Melbourne.

[02:32:37] I promise.

[02:32:39] Rookie, thank you so much for the five gifted subs!

[02:32:42] Thank you, thank you very much!

[02:32:44] This game looks so good.

[02:32:46] Yeah, that's a good survival horror coming out these days, you know?

[02:32:50] Oh, and maybe some cherry pie too.

[02:32:52] That's a good one, not a good one.

[02:32:54] You take it to the silver pines when it lands on peace in consoles later this year.

[02:32:58] Good night, chat.

[02:32:59] When has no chairs?

[02:33:00] Hi, when have bushes?

[02:33:01] There's a special for you now.

[02:33:03] Oh, I've been waiting for this one too!

[02:33:08] Guys, guys, you know, this is an Iron Mouse approved mouse slop game.

[02:33:16] Iron Mouse slop approved game!

[02:33:25] A musical!

[02:33:28] It's got everything!

[02:33:30] we'd like to welcome more

[02:33:32] friends of ours to perform an original track from there are no ghosts at the

[02:33:36] ground lights

[02:33:56] what the heck real people

[02:34:00] Whoa, people!

[02:34:05] Hey!

[02:34:10] Hey!

[02:34:15] Hey!

[02:34:20] Hey!

[02:34:25] A trick of the life that many, many wears

[02:34:28] The noise of the stairs

[02:34:30] My sleeping hair it just ain't right

[02:34:33] It's not AI chat, don't worry

[02:34:37] Oh my god!

[02:34:40] Well, this game has everything

[02:34:43] Oh my god!

[02:34:44] I must approve game!

[02:34:49] Oh my god! I must approve!

[02:34:51] I must approve!

[02:34:55] Oh my God, I don't know what to break up puzzles!

[02:35:11] Spooky music!

[02:35:15] Renovations!

[02:35:21] Oh my God!

[02:35:25] It's got everything!

[02:35:27] It's got secrets!

[02:35:29] It's got everything!

[02:35:31] It's got secrets!

[02:35:33] It's got secrets!

[02:35:49] It's got creatures!

[02:35:51] It's the SCAR music!

[02:35:56] Woah!

[02:36:01] Oh no!

[02:36:06] They're bringing down the house!

[02:36:11] Oh no!

[02:36:16] Oh my god. It has everything.

[02:36:46] It's got a book going, you can fight with words.

[02:36:53] It's got a cat on a- It's got a cat and it's got motorcycles.

[02:37:02] Guys, we have to play this game.

[02:37:08] It's mouse slop approved.

[02:37:10] Well, I've already lifted my spirits.

[02:37:13] Oh, brother!

[02:37:22] Oh, brother! That's thick!

[02:37:30] What the fuck is this?

[02:37:43] of the picture

[02:37:45] so he was gonna eat the marshmallow

[02:37:47] of the chat app

[02:37:48] of the disco ball

[02:37:49] down the hatch

[02:37:53] at the end

[02:37:54] of Julia's

[02:37:56] open grass

[02:37:58] of your face

[02:38:00] of your mother

[02:38:03] what?

[02:38:04] what just happened?

[02:38:05] what is this?

[02:38:06] what's happening?

[02:38:07] oh

[02:38:13] I thought they were gonna kiss too

[02:38:16] What just-

[02:38:18] They just kissed the camera

[02:38:23] WHAT THE-

[02:38:25] Is he-

[02:38:31] Did he just pull that out of his boho?

[02:38:43] What the fuck?

[02:38:52] Last flag is coming soon to PC, but in the meantime you can hoist it onto your wishlist

[02:39:06] and keep an eye out for future episodes.

[02:39:07] So is this like a capture of flag games?

[02:39:10] We've got a medley of four exciting games up next, featuring a daemon and a daemon.

[02:39:16] Don't worry, we'll get a sense in a minute.

[02:39:18] A daemon and a daemon?

[02:39:21] What daemon, daemon?

[02:39:23] What's a daemon, daemon?

[02:39:25] A post-apocalyptic combat racing game where you dodge traps and destroy your enemies.

[02:39:30] Also, it has couch co-op. Throw that.

[02:39:33] Couch co-op?

[02:39:34] We're looking at daemon and baby, a highly-

[02:39:37] Daemon and baby?

[02:39:38] backed up by an emotional story.

[02:39:40] It follows a gun-toting demon and their adorable companion

[02:39:44] in a world full of quirky creatures.

[02:39:47] A demon with a baby?

[02:39:49] Or how about astro-tex, an isometric strategic shooter

[02:39:52] where you chart the hazard-filled hallways

[02:39:54] of a gloomy spaceship and protect its damaged systems

[02:39:57] from nanotech monsters.

[02:40:00] Now. Finally, we have Demon Lord Just Ablock,

[02:40:03] a grid-based roguelite where you play

[02:40:05] as a square of decapitated royalty

[02:40:08] with deceptively simple controls and a flexible build system

[02:40:12] you'll make your way through a quadrilateral world to take down the usurping dragon

[02:40:16] no thank you, no thank you, no thank you

[02:40:19] hope you enjoyed that

[02:40:20] remember that you can find every game from today's show on our dedicated future game show scene page

[02:40:26] in the meantime though

[02:40:27] we've got another game that you'll want to keep an eye on

[02:40:29] more like this

[02:40:31] it's another world premiere

[02:40:34] Here's the next project from the team that brought you Moonlighter.

[02:40:52] Whoa.

[02:40:55] Sexy man in a chair?

[02:40:57] It's never my... foolish enough to challenge me.

[02:41:03] Vampire?

[02:41:04] Only to see me rise.

[02:41:08] Deadlier.

[02:41:10] Bloodier.

[02:41:12] Thirstier.

[02:41:17] You'll never defeat my army.

[02:41:22] Nor conquer my castle.

[02:41:24] Whoa! You can build the castle!

[02:41:27] We're cursed to fight.

[02:41:29] Whoa!

[02:41:30] Whoa!

[02:41:35] For all eternity.

[02:41:36] Reverse Castlevania.

[02:41:43] For my master.

[02:41:46] For her.

[02:41:47] Oh.

[02:41:49] Revamp.

[02:41:51] Ooh, that was pretty cool.

[02:41:54] Ding, ding, ding.

[02:41:54] New genre just dropped.

[02:41:56] revamp is a tower defensevania yes the developers of course and it's coming

[02:42:05] soon to pc but who knows i think this step would make a really good dev and

[02:42:10] safe to say i'd have some pretty uh wild ideas

[02:42:15] we've got a brother dive coming up next and this time we're focusing on hello sunshine

[02:42:22] a game where you survive in the shadow of a giant friendly robot.

[02:42:26] Here's the developers Red Thread Games to tell us more.

[02:42:35] That's tight!

[02:42:39] What's this?

[02:42:42] Whoa, big robot.

[02:42:43] Ah, okay.

[02:42:44] Let's see if you do that in a way.

[02:42:46] Sure, yeah, it's done.

[02:42:47] We're working on Hello Sunshine, a survival mystery game where you play the nomad who's

[02:42:57] walking in the shadow of a giant robot and you're on a journey to get to a tower and

[02:43:03] the journey is all about figuring out who you are and where you're going and what

[02:43:07] is the mystery of this grander world you're in.

[02:43:10] We put out the video with this epic robot map, which people found really cool and

[02:43:15] The game actually starts with that and right after that the battle is done.

[02:43:20] PAPA! What the heck!

[02:43:21] Take the control.

[02:43:22] PAPA! PAPA! PAPA, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great stream.

[02:43:28] Thank you for the raid.

[02:43:29] PAPA, what'd you guys get up to today?

[02:43:32] Hello?

[02:43:33] Excuse me, I'm a little sick.

[02:43:35] We're watching a future game show, Spring Showcase, right now.

[02:43:40] Which is new, so I'm going to blanket.

[02:43:42] which is very dangerous in this world and the giant robot.

[02:43:45] And the giant robot shadow is your head that's out of the game.

[02:43:48] You venture out to the shadow to find three sources to learn more about the story.

[02:43:53] I'm sorry, every time you ask me I'm a bit busy.

[02:43:55] And as the game progresses, you have the ability to move further into the world

[02:43:59] and out of the shadow and stay out of the shadow longer.

[02:44:01] But you're always following this robot

[02:44:03] and the relationship between the main character to the main character

[02:44:07] and your robot is key, it's instrumental in this game.

[02:44:09] But you're always on that journey.

[02:44:11] The robot is always breaking hands.

[02:44:13] So unlike a lot of survival games,

[02:44:14] which are about sort of having a hub

[02:44:16] and then you have to go from that,

[02:44:17] your hub keeps moving.

[02:44:19] And it keeps pushing you through this world.

[02:44:21] And at the start of the game,

[02:44:23] you always interact with the robot.

[02:44:24] I just returned from a Bebe and Oli concert

[02:44:26] in New York City.

[02:44:27] When 1-800 and your photo showed up,

[02:44:29] everyone went wild.

[02:44:31] You are loved.

[02:44:32] Thank you.

[02:44:33] That's so nice.

[02:44:34] I hope you have fun at the concert.

[02:44:37] You get smushed by a robot?

[02:44:38] Can you imagine?

[02:44:39] great but how long will that last?

[02:44:41] But I think the relationship evolves.

[02:44:43] All you know is that you have to sort of get to somewhere.

[02:44:47] You don't even know what that somewhere is at the start.

[02:44:49] But you know you're in this world that is like the ruins of a corporate empire.

[02:45:00] There are a lot of really good survival games out there.

[02:45:02] And all of them are very systems driven for the most part, right?

[02:45:05] All of them are quite forbidding.

[02:45:07] They're quite tough. They require-

[02:45:09] This is pretty cool.

[02:45:10] From the player. We wanted to make something that's a little bit more forgiving.

[02:45:13] This is Iron Giant again?

[02:45:15] But of course the game is very systems driven.

[02:45:18] Heavy is the wrong word because we don't want the systems to weigh you down on this journey.

[02:45:22] I want to see how like this one looks with co-op. This looks like a lot of fun.

[02:45:26] The player journey.

[02:45:27] Some of the core systems like we've already mentioned is some shadow of course.

[02:45:31] Water. If you stay in the shadow for too long, you're gonna start getting thirsty.

[02:45:35] you need to find some water so you need to go out into those ruins and see if you can find some water instead of heat

[02:45:41] It's just kind of ticking down and you need to hydrate

[02:45:51] Recently made co-op is I look like it's gonna be a lot on the couch with two controllers and place that looks like it's gonna be a lot

[02:45:57] A lot. I have a daughter and I love playing games with her

[02:46:00] But there's sometimes there aren't that many games where you can sit together and play and have an experience where like Jonathan said

[02:46:06] You can either go together somewhere or you can sort of split up once you feel more confident and go apart

[02:46:10] Hello Sunshine is coming to PC. It's available on Steam to wishlist and you can also sign up for a playtest which are starting

[02:46:18] Soon soon. I want to start soon playtest. I will wishlist it now

[02:46:24] Now!

[02:46:27] Of course, actually!

[02:46:44] Follow the light.

[02:46:54] What's wrong, Cass?

[02:46:56] I already had this one on my wishlist too!

[02:47:00] Oh yeah! Oh my god, I want to play this one too!

[02:47:03] This one looks good, chat.

[02:47:05] This one looks pretty good.

[02:47:18] I know. I'm coming. I'm coming.

[02:47:20] This April.

[02:47:22] You look firew- I still haven't played Firewatch yet.

[02:47:27] I know, I know. Just hold on for me, alright?

[02:47:34] I still haven't played Firewatch yet.

[02:47:41] I'm lost!

[02:47:43] Get ready to set sail for parts unknown because Will, follow the light, is coming to PC and

[02:47:51] consoles on April 28th, 2026.

[02:47:54] Alright, our next trailer takes place now.

[02:47:56] Papa needs a headshot.

[02:47:57] A steampunk shooter starring a furious cowboy with a cursed metal arm.

[02:48:02] Papa needs a headshot?

[02:48:06] I faced him once, and it works.

[02:48:09] It works.

[02:48:10] Day of my life.

[02:48:18] He almost caught him, but busted out,

[02:48:21] snuck the horse.

[02:48:22] Whoa, cowboy game!

[02:48:24] Yee-haw!

[02:48:27] He looks mad.

[02:48:29] I heard he's got this weird head of arm.

[02:48:33] One second, he's shooting his ears off.

[02:48:36] Next, use some gatherer magic and throw everything up.

[02:48:42] He's fast, he's crazy, and he's missing a single shot.

[02:48:51] Keep your heads down, boys, because...

[02:48:57] He just turned Jim into a popsicle! Who does that?

[02:49:01] That's almost pretty good, bro.

[02:49:03] is coming soon to PlayStation and PC and it's also what my

[02:49:06] Papa needs a headshot. Okay, now we've got a trailer for Atmospar, an open world survival

[02:49:12] game set on a series of floating islands. What is this?

[02:49:16] When we die, do you think we'll see the people on Earth again? Atmospar?

[02:49:24] When I lost my son in-

[02:49:27] What's in Space Game?

[02:49:29] I thought I'd seen enough fire.

[02:49:33] What's in Space Game?

[02:49:35] Once again, that was an accident.

[02:49:44] Is this survival crafting?

[02:49:46] It is survival crafting!

[02:49:48] Yes!

[02:49:50] And it has co-op!

[02:49:52] YAAAAAAAH!

[02:49:54] Oh my God!

[02:49:57] Oh yeah, mouse sloppable!

[02:50:00] Mouse sloppable!

[02:50:03] We have to find it before it's too late.

[02:50:20] You can wishlist it now and stay up to date ahead of launch.

[02:50:25] Deborah?

[02:50:26] Prepare yourself shy because we are checking out a cooperative horror game that taps into

[02:50:30] one of humanity's deepest, darkest fears in continents.

[02:50:34] I don't think I have anything sad to that, so here's, we gotta go.

[02:50:41] Put me out.

[02:50:42] What is this?

[02:50:43] In a stomach.

[02:50:44] I got you, bro.

[02:50:45] I got you, bro

[02:50:57] Listen, we gotta find a key

[02:51:11] Anybody got some clean pants

[02:51:15] I

[02:51:22] Love

[02:51:29] Are you little

[02:51:45] I

[02:51:50] Got they're right behind us get inside get inside. We gotta go

[02:52:00] I didn't want to wash that hand

[02:52:06] I don't know guys we gotta go is exploding onto pc in spring 2026. Okay, so we got it

[02:52:13] All right, it's the game about trying not to poop your pants. I'm sorry. I just couldn't hold it in

[02:52:17] All right, let's move past the rogue potty here for a second

[02:52:23] What the passion it's all been down hill since Al Pacino started handing out awards

[02:52:30] Actually is this what's wrong?

[02:52:32] Hello, oh brother. What the thanks for having me make me bigger, please like we talked about Barbara

[02:52:40] Barbara backstage. I asked you to make me a big boy

[02:52:43] Boy, you're not it like you understood.

[02:52:45] Don't tell me you lied to me.

[02:52:47] Oh yeah, this is good.

[02:52:49] Thanks Barbara.

[02:52:51] Oh god, make him smaller. Make him smaller.

[02:52:53] Why does he have lips?

[02:52:55] What's wrong with my lips?

[02:52:57] You know what? Fine. Whatever.

[02:52:59] It's your show.

[02:53:01] Okay, well, welcome to the future games.

[02:53:03] Let's go get experience.

[02:53:05] Okay, is this what you came here to tell us?

[02:53:07] What is happening?

[02:53:09] What the fuck?

[02:53:11] Just keep thinking about that lip comment you made.

[02:53:13] Look, I'm sorry about the lip comment.

[02:53:14] I didn't mean to just go on and pitch your game.

[02:53:17] Introducing the Dungeon Experience

[02:53:19] with our new exclusive trailer.

[02:53:21] Trailer, trailer, trailer.

[02:53:23] Trailer.

[02:53:25] Dungeon Master Creation.

[02:53:29] The Dungeon Experience is an immersive

[02:53:31] first-person fantasy guided tour.

[02:53:34] Run by me, a low-level RPG monster,

[02:53:36] sure not to pernure, and all around handsome crap.

[02:53:39] Wow!

[02:53:40] Wow!

[02:53:54] What the fuck?

[02:53:57] What the fuck is this?

[02:54:09] We've got this retro dungeon crawler section. It has a lot of characters

[02:54:15] We've got Walter Wanda Wayne weaver Welch Wendy West will oh, and I almost forgot

[02:54:24] We'll be um is this really happening here with us. All right. This is all we have time for no wait

[02:54:29] Wait, wait, wait Wayne show your party trick

[02:54:31] What's that?

[02:54:36] I'm sold.

[02:54:41] What?

[02:54:45] Well, that was enlightening.

[02:54:49] The Dungeon Experience and our new friend the unnamed talking mud crab are coming to a screen near you in 2026.

[02:54:56] Don't miss it.

[02:54:57] I wouldn't miss it for the world.

[02:54:58] Now let's move on. With over a million wishlist-

[02:55:01] I'm not making it.

[02:55:01] ...probably had of outbound the sustainability photoshoot-

[02:55:04] Oh, I wanna play this game!

[02:55:06] ...and you can scoop on when you can finally get behind the wheel.

[02:55:08] Let's check out a brand new trailer.

[02:55:10] I wanna play this game! This was on my wishlist too!

[02:55:17] And it has co-op!

[02:55:25] Now slop approved.

[02:55:28] This is mouse swap approved, I tell ya.

[02:55:38] Time to get the road.

[02:55:48] I love that.

[02:55:55] Yeah, crafting.

[02:56:00] I love that.

[02:56:06] I love that.

[02:56:12] Ooh!

[02:56:16] Yeah, a crafting!

[02:56:20] Oh my God!

[02:56:22] I can't- Demo out now!

[02:56:33] There's a demo!

[02:56:38] Demo!

[02:56:40] A demo!

[02:56:42] Oh, it's June.

[02:56:44] Ooh, here's a closer look at the latest game from Don't Nod, Ophelion.

[02:56:49] Ophelion?

[02:56:51] In 2060, Earth is dying.

[02:56:54] But we might have a solution.

[02:56:56] We've discovered a ninth planet in our solar system.

[02:56:58] A ninth planet?!

[02:57:00] Whoa.

[02:57:01] And yet, so close.

[02:57:04] That's hard.

[02:57:06] First observations reveal a vast icy world encircled by two rings.

[02:57:12] It's magnificent.

[02:57:14] Spectroscopic analysis has been full of surprises.

[02:57:17] The atmosphere is dense but stable enough to breathe with the right equipment.

[02:57:22] An electromagnetic field spans the entire planet, forming a complex energy network.

[02:57:28] Most importantly, our instruments have detected a mysterious heat source.

[02:57:33] A source that could allow liquid water to exist.

[02:57:36] Ice.

[02:57:37] Snowfall.

[02:57:38] Flowing rivers.

[02:57:39] This planet could have a complete water cycle.

[02:57:45] We're ready. We've trained for the harshest environment.

[02:57:52] Conditions are not optimal yet.

[02:57:57] But all the raw ingredients for habitability are here.

[02:58:09] We know it.

[02:58:10] This world has everything to become humanity's new home.

[02:58:17] So we gave it a name.

[02:58:21] Not for what it is, but for what it will be.

[02:58:24] The cost.

[02:58:25] The Stephanie.

[02:58:27] The Greek Goddess of Fertility.

[02:58:32] It can be a bad omen, right?

[02:58:34] I wanna play this.

[02:58:39] Guys, I don't... I don't know if this planet is safe.

[02:58:46] I don't know if that planet is safe.

[02:58:49] I don't think it's safe, guys.

[02:58:51] Aphelion is coming to PC, PlayStation and Xbox on April 28th, 2026,

[02:58:56] and pre-orders are available now.

[02:58:58] All right, Deborah, prepare yourself. I'm going for it.

[02:59:02] This next one is a world premiere.

[02:59:05] Sorry, Shai. Call it an attack of opportunity.

[02:59:08] This is getting pretty ridiculous actually, but at least I get to drown my sorrows with an adorable

[02:59:14] Doug Venture

[02:59:15] We'll see.

[02:59:16] What's Doug Venture?

[02:59:24] DOG!

[02:59:27] Oh, I thought you said DOG.

[02:59:32] What the fuck is that?

[02:59:34] That's a blue bear.

[02:59:38] Oh my god, cute!

[02:59:40] A dog adventure!

[02:59:42] Ooh!

[03:00:04] What is that thing?

[03:00:06] What is that thing? It looks like a blueberry!

[03:00:13] Herdles!

[03:00:19] Bark, jump, and zoom through a vibrant landscape in Herdles, which is coming soon to PC.

[03:00:25] Now, let's throw it over to Goodwin Games to tell us more about the studio's atmospheric biking adventure.

[03:00:31] Quite a ride.

[03:00:32] All right.

[03:00:34] Hello future games, Charles.

[03:00:35] I'm here from Codron Games.

[03:00:36] Chad!

[03:00:37] Where's the STU?

[03:00:38] Chad!

[03:00:39] I've been waiting for this game!

[03:00:40] Oh my God, it's real!

[03:00:42] I was beginning to think it was fake!

[03:00:45] I was beginning to think it was a fake game!

[03:00:48] Oh my God, it's real!

[03:00:50] It's real!

[03:00:51] Oh, I'm so excited for this game.

[03:00:54] Hold on.

[03:01:02] Wait! Wait! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

[03:01:11] Guys, this is a 100% mouth-slap approved!

[03:01:14] When your bicycle is your only lifeline,

[03:01:16] you have to ride through a mysterious,

[03:01:18] fog-covered zone known as the blind spot.

[03:01:21] This is a game about dread, tension, and many...

[03:01:24] Oh my God, look how cool this game looks.

[03:01:26] When you're in a situation of six in the mystery,

[03:01:28] you're trapped in a shifting world where you must try to keep your phone charged.

[03:01:31] Charged research anomalies and decode cryptic messages to escape

[03:01:36] It's dark and you're never safe if you stop moving for too long the fog and what hides inside it catches up to you

[03:01:43] Let's talk about the blind spot the setting of our game

[03:01:47] We haven't shared too much yet and friends

[03:01:52] But here's what I can tell you the blind spot is a stretch of land swallowed whole by a thick and natural

[03:01:58] It's a place where logic doesn't quite work the way it should.

[03:02:03] Roads change, landmarks disappear.

[03:02:06] People don't go in.

[03:02:07] This is definitely going to take an award at the Mouth Slop Awards.

[03:02:10] If you want to survive, you'll have to explore.

[03:02:13] You'll solve puzzles, uncover clues, and slowly piece together what this place is.

[03:02:19] But you are not a log...

[03:02:20] Mouth Slop Awards, 2026.

[03:02:21] The Mouth Slop Awards is a home to anomalies, strange and unexplained phenomena.

[03:02:25] The Slopies.

[03:02:26] Please.

[03:02:36] Oh no!

[03:02:44] Bro!

[03:02:46] That's crazy!

[03:02:56] being haunted adds the easiest way to generate power you have to keep cycling to keep your device

[03:03:01] charged don't stop cycling

[03:03:04] you have to take a strange tech specifically an analog FM radio

[03:03:07] feels to the frame this is a back-down mechanic you have to manually operate the dials to tune

[03:03:13] into specific oh my god while balancing the bike that's crazy finding these signals in the

[03:03:18] static is vital to unlocking new path through the fog or revealing hidden areas and sometimes

[03:03:25] survivors. We are working hard on polishing the experience and we'll have much more to share

[03:03:30] about the game later in 2020. Talk about the number one selling point!

[03:03:35] The game on Steam right now. It really supports the team and helps us get the game to you.

[03:03:40] Thank you so much for watching. Keep pedaling. Don't look back.

[03:03:44] Okay he doesn't mention it. He doesn't mention it but in the trailer if you go on Steam

[03:03:52] You can get a dog and put it in the basket.

[03:03:55] You can get pet. You can get a pet.

[03:03:58] You can get a pet and put it in the basket!

[03:04:01] Yes! So you can find the pet!

[03:04:06] There's anomalies and low battery notifications in quite a right.

[03:04:09] It's coming soon but you can wish to sit on steam now.

[03:04:12] We've got some hot to go. Why would you mention that first thing?

[03:04:17] It's a bite-sized shooter where you play as an action figure and face off against waves

[03:04:22] of toys in enormous household arenas.

[03:04:24] What the fuck?

[03:04:25] This is a random game that we play with Connor.

[03:04:29] Wait!

[03:04:30] Why is that me?

[03:04:35] Why is that me as an action figure?

[03:04:37] Why is that me, though?

[03:04:38] She has horns and everything!

[03:04:39] Oh!

[03:04:40] Oh!

[03:04:41] What the?

[03:04:42] Oh!

[03:04:43] WHAT THE-

[03:04:48] WHAT THE FUCK-

[03:04:53] THAT'S NOT HAPPY ME

[03:04:57] WHAT THE HECK

[03:05:10] WOAH

[03:05:13] the Jack-specific Iron Mouse action figure.

[03:05:15] Oh, shit.

[03:05:22] Well, now I gotta play it.

[03:05:23] I'm in the game.

[03:05:30] Who should remind you of that game that me and Connor

[03:05:32] played with the toys, like, two years ago?

[03:05:35] Do you guys remember that game?

[03:05:36] I forgot the name of it.

[03:05:39] You play the toy game, too.

[03:05:43] Shelf Heroes is coming soon to PC with a demo dropping later this year.

[03:05:57] Wishlist so you don't miss it.

[03:05:59] Wishlist.

[03:06:00] Okay now let's take a look at a brand new gameplay trailer for Deep Dish Dungeon.

[03:06:04] It's an ambitious survival game but teams of curious spelunkers explore handcrafted

[03:06:08] dungeons.

[03:06:09] I have this on my wishlist too!

[03:06:10] I have this on my wishlist too.

[03:06:15] Wait, there's a devil on already?

[03:06:19] Oh shit, I didn't know this.

[03:06:21] I'm excited for this one too.

[03:06:23] This one looks like it's going to be fun.

[03:06:24] This is also 100% mouse flop approved.

[03:06:27] Friend's flop, mouse flop approved.

[03:06:29] I do have a big wishlist.

[03:06:33] Curious spelunkers explore handcrafted dungeon

[03:06:37] Oh, thank you Anna.

[03:06:44] Anna, there's a snake!

[03:06:49] What the f*** man!

[03:06:52] Anna!

[03:06:53] Die again!

[03:06:54] Elias!

[03:06:55] What's this?

[03:06:56] Try your chances.

[03:06:57] Don't forget to eat.

[03:06:58] Keep your bellies full.

[03:06:59] I'm doing magic.

[03:07:00] You can pick up the plants!

[03:07:01] Oh, it's locked!

[03:07:02] Oh man, there's so much fun.

[03:07:03] I'm safe

[03:07:33] Oh my God, it's so much fun. I must play it.

[03:07:44] Deep Dish Dungeon.

[03:07:47] Oh, 226? The demo's out now!

[03:07:51] Deep Dish Dungeon is coming to PC in full 2026.

[03:07:54] Sounds like a winner for the Sloppy.

[03:08:03] past their departure date.

[03:08:05] Rovers too?

[03:08:11] What?

[03:08:20] Wait, this is dark.

[03:08:22] Wait, this is kind of fucked up.

[03:08:24] What is this?

[03:08:26] Wally-Dog?

[03:08:29] Robot Dog?

[03:08:33] Wait! So your dog dies and you upload its brain into a rover and they have to go into

[03:08:38] space and work for the rest of their fucking life? What is this?

[03:08:42] As the newest member of our research team, your loyal, canine companion will be entrusted

[03:08:47] with exploring new, undiscovered worlds.

[03:08:50] Getting to know the local wildfires.

[03:08:58] We're gonna be up to date with the latest tech and upgrades.

[03:09:03] Supporting their fellow explorers.

[03:09:05] Oh my god!

[03:09:07] The concept is crazy.

[03:09:09] Who knows what else they might discover.

[03:09:14] So what are you waiting for?

[03:09:15] I don't know.

[03:09:16] Sign up to the Leica program today.

[03:09:19] Roversail.

[03:09:21] Is your dog not what it takes to change the world?

[03:09:24] They make it seem like you're signing up your own dog.

[03:09:28] You're sighing up your dog, chat?

[03:09:37] Become my best galactic friend in Roeva's Tale, which is launching later this year.

[03:09:42] Now, shall I quick question, did you pick Bay or Bay?

[03:09:45] Ah, nice try.

[03:09:46] I'm not at liberty to answer that, dad.

[03:09:48] Huh?

[03:09:49] I summoned the pitchforks of the internet.

[03:09:51] However, the developer is a de-

[03:09:53] What?

[03:09:54] What are you saying?

[03:09:55] What are you saying?

[03:09:56] What are you saying?

[03:09:58] What are you saying?

[03:10:04] Oh, no, life is strange.

[03:10:26] three days before everything burns three days huh what happened to your powerbreath

[03:10:37] demape on party is starting soon so what's next we just gotta be so mad black shirts

[03:10:51] going by the old four you know you guys know I love games like this but like

[03:11:00] man I tried playing the first life is strange is hard at the time when I tried

[03:11:05] to play it was hard for me to get through it I wonder if I could do it now

[03:11:09] but like I don't know just something about these games is just frustrating

[03:11:13] How did it get to the Abraxas house?

[03:11:15] And look for smoke.

[03:11:18] This is it. It could all start tonight.

[03:11:21] Damn Kaiser, they used to get in for hours by shut masks so we can sleep together.

[03:11:26] You're on. Stay out of trouble.

[03:11:34] Between all the drinking and making out, someone must have taken their mask off.

[03:11:43] Did I beat the first game?

[03:11:50] I don't think I did.

[03:11:52] Did I?

[03:11:53] Oh my god, I don't even remember if I did or not.

[03:11:59] I don't think I did.

[03:12:05] Clock.

[03:12:06] Okay, I've got the password. Just need to use it now.

[03:12:11] Clock.

[03:12:13] Password?

[03:12:15] Excel is hot.

[03:12:28] The password is clock.

[03:12:30] To clean in and find that master Chloe.

[03:12:34] It shouldn't be too hard for them to blend in, just act like a frickin' dork.

[03:12:39] Like everybody at that party.

[03:13:04] of pagan parties thank you for what but a secret society pagan bonfire that's a

[03:13:09] new one for me what what the fuck sperm on there

[03:13:14] so fucking what is this here Jesus hurry I think you should check out the

[03:13:23] basement the door password is so split up needed the bonfire when we know

[03:13:31] more what is happening you know I'm so excited to make these memories with you

[03:13:46] what is going on just like

[03:13:54] What is this?

[03:13:55] I don't know, man.

[03:13:59] I don't know, man.

[03:14:02] I don't know, man.

[03:14:03] Now, our next game blew up on social media, and for good reason.

[03:14:05] It's a wonderfully silly concept where you man the gates of a medieval town to decide who makes it inside.

[03:14:10] I want to do a 100% mouse slap approved!

[03:14:14] The mouse slap approved!

[03:14:17] Mouse slap approved!

[03:14:19] The 100% mouse slap approved!

[03:14:21] Mouse Loppa Poold!

[03:14:28] Why did you honk at me?

[03:14:33] Mouse Loppa Poold!

[03:14:48] Oh my god I thought he said the gay.

[03:14:50] I was like, yes, the gay will keep us safe.

[03:14:53] Well, like in the day days and guarded by a war on the far, on the fence and pulled the rest upon the keys and carried me...

[03:15:01] Moron, what the fuck?

[03:15:03] ...and be grized to none's apart and lead it from the shavings in a southern...

[03:15:07] Ah! Wait, how the f-

[03:15:10] Ah! What is this quarantine element?

[03:15:14] ...and be grized to none's apart and lead it from the shavings in a southern race to tend to pass the gates...

[03:15:19] What? What is this song?

[03:15:32] Well, I'm not moron so we'll be fine.

[03:15:45] Gate Guard Simulator is all about using your deduction skills to protect the people.

[03:15:50] Unless the gate is protected by Amoran.

[03:15:54] Wait.

[03:15:54] Gate Guard Simulator is coming to PC later this year, but you can wish us it right now on Steam.

[03:15:59] I requested access for a playtest.

[03:16:01] From Gate Defense to Wave Defense, here's a closer look at Killing Floor 3's Chilling Season 3.

[03:16:08] Killing Floor 3!

[03:16:15] It's killing floor 3 good!

[03:16:22] Beat 3!

[03:16:29] Can I play killing floor 2?

[03:16:37] Oh, ok.

[03:16:38] I'll play killing floor 2.

[03:16:41] What the fuck? You're Wolverine? What's happening here?

[03:16:59] Whoa.

[03:17:06] Whoa.

[03:17:08] Deep freeze.

[03:17:11] That's right, Killing Floor 3's Operation Deep Freeze is out now.

[03:17:20] You can jump in and battle for the future of humanity after the show.

[03:17:25] We're approaching the end of the show now, but there are still a few amazing games to

[03:17:28] share with you all.

[03:17:29] Yes, in fact, here's a little trailer to get excited about.

[03:17:32] Capcom have sent over a closer look at gameplay from Monster Hunter Stories 3 to

[03:17:37] I don't want the story, I see.

[03:17:46] Hey, Peter Game Chos, this is Joe Blustos from the Monster Hunter Community Team at Capcom USA.

[03:17:51] We're all so excited for the launch of Monster Hunter Stories 3, Twisted Reflection, coming in just a few short hours.

[03:17:58] We actually have a free demo available now on all platforms.

[03:18:01] You can actually carry over your progress to the full game.

[03:18:04] Take to the skies in the back of your Raffles.

[03:18:06] I never really want that. I never really cared much about the stories, parts.

[03:18:10] To kick things off, you'll customize your prints or princesses as you see fit.

[03:18:15] Make them as royal or rowdy as you like.

[03:18:17] And don't worry, you can change your look at any time.

[03:18:20] You'll start out by exploring the hustle and bustle of the Züria Castle to meet the royal family,

[03:18:25] your ranger partners, and the various townsfolk.

[03:18:29] Once you leave the castle, you'll take flight on the back of your skyscale raffles.

[03:18:34] You'll meet even more monsties along the way that'll make your journey one to

[03:18:38] remember. Alongside your new monstie and ranger friends, you'll battle wild monsters.

[03:18:43] The approachable turn-based combat system is simple to use, but lets you and your

[03:18:48] teammate fight unsatisfying and victorious.

[03:18:51] Alonor!

[03:18:53] Alonor!

[03:18:55] Wow.

[03:19:19] Just like other Monster Hunter games, collecting materials lets you craft even stronger weapons

[03:19:24] and armor.

[03:19:25] Oh, that's pretty cool.

[03:19:29] Oh, Habitat Respirations.

[03:19:36] He's already queen rescue.

[03:19:43] This one looks a bit more interesting than the other ones.

[03:19:55] Twisted reflection it's launching tomorrow March 13th on PC and consoles

[03:19:59] So just one more sleep till Monster Hunter Christmas the holiday we should all celebrate

[03:20:03] Shining monster of the Christmas now we are getting a brand new look at Ritual Tides

[03:20:07] Vert Paint spine cuddling horror games set on a horror game set no more

[03:20:12] a horror game? wait horror game said which?

[03:20:23] shortyed, vert paint spine curdling horror game set on a remote island

[03:20:28] a island horror game said no more

[03:20:30] I see.

[03:20:32] Say no more.

[03:20:34] 100% mouth-slop approved.

[03:20:38] What the fuck?

[03:20:40] EWWW!

[03:20:42] What the fuck?

[03:20:44] What was that?

[03:20:46] What?

[03:20:48] EWWW!

[03:20:50] EWWW!

[03:20:52] What the fuck?

[03:20:54] What was that?

[03:20:56] What?

[03:20:58] I

[03:21:23] Terrifying

[03:21:28] Oh my god it's spiders never mind not mouse lop approved

[03:21:35] EEEEW WTF AHHHHH

[03:21:40] It was like a penis and a vagina in a line!

[03:21:46] I'm still gonna play it.

[03:21:54] it. Ritual Tide. Oh, you can't even wish list it yet. You can't even wish list it yet.

[03:22:11] Oh, does it? No. Ritual Tide is coming soon though, so make sure it's on your wish list.

[03:22:18] I can't put it on my wishlist!

[03:22:23] I can't put it on my wishlist!

[03:22:30] What's this?

[03:22:32] Liquid's the wars.

[03:22:38] Opportunity.

[03:22:41] Samsung.

[03:22:48] I picked the one that bought me another day in Tindleston

[03:22:55] If you gave him space, they took your teeth

[03:22:59] Sometimes you didn't need skin

[03:23:01] You just needed something solid

[03:23:04] Yeah, that

[03:23:06] That's the sound of face makes when it meets regret. What the fuck? Okay?

[03:23:13] Adrenaline

[03:23:15] I didn't fight to win. I fought to finish

[03:23:20] Cars that way every hit matter

[03:23:25] The more work I did the louder the city I repunched

[03:23:33] They were negotiators they were punctuation

[03:23:38] When the day ran out of your luck

[03:23:41] Sleep didn't fix it. Thank you. Just reason

[03:23:45] set the clock it was all connected I'm dead whoa you get to drive so much in this game perfect

[03:23:53] I will play this people talk about freedom like it's a feeling they have no idea

[03:24:02] Samson and Hindustan story what the fuck is Hindustan

[03:24:08] Samson! I'll play Samson!

[03:24:18] It's getting GTA-vibed, right?

[03:24:25] Not at all.

[03:24:34] Blah blah blah.

[03:24:38] We're not this began on the way imagine how long

[03:24:46] No one finds their way back after erasing their own flip flicks

[03:24:56] Hello

[03:25:08] And sometimes, a lie can protect something worth believing.

[03:25:13] The Ninth Dragon.

[03:25:18] That's pretty cool.

[03:25:21] The Ninth Dragon is a voxel brawler where you topple the kingpins of Kowloon City.

[03:25:26] It's coming soon to PC and your wishlist very shortly, I'm sure.

[03:25:30] Oh, well, that's it, we're out of trailers.

[03:25:33] I didn't even get to say it.

[03:25:35] The whole point of doing one of these shows...

[03:25:37] are there's so much more time that was made combat come on come on listen I may

[03:25:44] have some good news it could be one more thing really swear to God swear to

[03:25:50] me okay do you think okay here's our final world premiere it worked no

[03:26:00] Okay, here's a brand new entry into a cult survival horror series. Enjoy.

[03:26:07] Oh, brother, these guys, thanks!

[03:26:11] I'm sorry they made you say this, dumb bad man.

[03:26:25] What's this?

[03:26:30] You found her.

[03:26:42] AHHHHHHHHHHH

[03:26:49] A child is streaming in a ramp face

[03:26:54] With open wings

[03:26:55] Remothered

[03:26:56] A boss is the place

[03:27:00] Red Nuns Legacy.

[03:27:02] Wait!

[03:27:03] I have the Tormented Fathers one!

[03:27:05] I haven't played it yet!

[03:27:07] Stop!

[03:27:09] I haven't played the first one!

[03:27:11] Help!

[03:27:14] I haven't played the first Remothered!

[03:27:16] Help!

[03:27:17] I bet you didn't see that one coming.

[03:27:19] I do love a twist.

[03:27:21] Remothered, Red Nuns Legacy is the third entry in store-mine games

[03:27:24] in our franchise.

[03:27:26] And it's coming to PC and consoles later this year.

[03:27:29] Of course, you already know what to do.

[03:27:31] That's right, wishlist it, chop chop, or the red nun will get you.

[03:27:34] Joking, of course. Or am I?

[03:27:37] Yeah, that's really scary, Deb.

[03:27:39] Well, but, on a serious note, this does mean we've reached the end of the show.

[03:27:43] I'd like to thank you, first and foremost, for being an amazing co-host.

[03:27:47] Likewise, Shai.

[03:27:48] Wait, there was a second remothered?

[03:27:50] What the fuck? I missed it.

[03:27:52] We'd also like to thank the viewers, you viewers for tuning in, and the team behind the scenes, and of course,

[03:27:55] That's the third one!

[03:27:56] HyperX, remember to enter that competition.

[03:27:58] Well, I haven't even played the first one.

[03:28:02] The second one made me so freaking mad. It sucked. Oh, it was that bad?

[03:28:06] Man, that sucked.

[03:28:13] Maybe the third one's good.

[03:28:28] How is this so bad? What happened?

[03:28:31] What was wrong with him?

[03:28:42] What's wrong with it?

[03:28:46] Are they actually doing stuff?

[03:28:51] Show me more. Show me more.

[03:28:54] Is it more trailers?

[03:28:58] I'm Nathan. Big thank you to Devorah and Shy. That was an incredible man-

[03:29:02] Is it just like, happy?

[03:29:04] What?

[03:29:06] Heroes arrived unnoticed.

[03:29:09] Until it was too late.

[03:29:13] What is this?

[03:29:14] Slowly, time began to crumble.

[03:29:19] Launch among the fractured timelines.

[03:29:23] Fight until the last breath.

[03:29:25] And repeat.

[03:29:39] One false timeline after another.

[03:29:42] Until the lord of the void stands before us.

[03:29:46] Then...

[03:29:48] End this.

[03:29:50] Enemy!

[03:29:51] I love you!

[03:30:21] Oh no. Slash 0.

[03:30:36] That was the world premiere of the slash zero, a roguelike action platformer that'll have

[03:30:39] you flipping, dashing and fighting through time.

[03:30:42] Like zero.

[03:30:43] It comes to PS5 and PS5 soon. Get it on your wishlist now so that your future self

[03:30:47] will thank you.

[03:30:48] Up next though, we've got the reveal of a new class for a critically acclaimed bullet hell game that had us all in bullet heaven.

[03:30:55] Hey, is the name of the sh**?

[03:30:56] Hey, sure. Is that Norman Reedish?

[03:30:58] He's the Deep Rock Galactic Survivor.

[03:31:01] Bloody hell, you're hot as hell!

[03:31:03] Hello, Minus. Management has evaluated your mining performance...

[03:31:07] Ah! ...and founded Lacking.

[03:31:09] E.T.

[03:31:10] So, to meet quotas, R&D is sending reinforcements...

[03:31:14] Introducing the demolisher, yeah!

[03:31:19] The demolisher, he doesn't just change the oxy's landscape, demolishes it.

[03:31:28] Your G has been in an accident in mining from you.

[03:31:31] Now we demand velocity.

[03:31:34] This is gonna change everything!

[03:31:36] So get on with it and get to the rock and stand!

[03:31:39] Unless you don't have what it takes for this heavy juicing.

[03:31:42] That was a look at the new class coming soon to deep rock back to survivor you can play

[03:31:50] on PC Xbox Series X. I'm gonna play that one.

[03:31:54] Now Nath, how would you like another world premiere?

[03:31:56] Well I've got one but it has to be a game set in San Francisco very specifically 1976

[03:32:01] and it has to contain a magical object which can manipulate reality.

[03:32:06] You're not gonna believe this.

[03:32:08] I love his accent

[03:32:16] Today the city is filled with crime coats biker games and a glitch that's growing worse by the day

[03:32:27] Or hey Wanda we got car jacks that crazy biker guy. He's taking Russell hospice

[03:32:33] What is this?

[03:32:37] What is this?

[03:32:49] What?

[03:33:03] We're here not gonna believe this

[03:33:07] So it's like you're...

[03:33:09] You had the developer blind game?

[03:33:14] Or hey, where are you trying to learn their weaknesses? I can bring Russell back myself with this thing

[03:33:19] Are you like, Sean? Is it like self-aware game characters?

[03:33:24] He gets weirder and weirder by the moment

[03:33:27] Somebody's been trying to slip a power up to the biker

[03:33:30] Tell us who and where it is!

[03:33:37] Yerba Buena!

[03:33:38] Yerba Buena!

[03:33:41] Dive into the unique world of Yerba Buena and use the magical oscillator to save your

[03:33:46] friends and San Francisco-

[03:33:48] Yerba means grass!

[03:33:50] It's spanish!

[03:33:52] When it releases on May 26th for PC, Xbox Series X and S and PS5.

[03:33:57] And don't forget that every game feature today and the games from our main showcase can be found on the future game show Steam page.

[03:34:04] So head over there to check that out.

[03:34:06] But next, we've got a very special message from a familiar sounding voice.

[03:34:10] Hi, I'm Valerie Roselomon.

[03:34:12] You might know me best as Edith Finch in What Remains of Edith Finch.

[03:34:16] Oh my God, I still have, I want to play again.

[03:34:18] So Bird is out in just a couple of weeks on March 26th, and I can't wait for you to check it out.

[03:34:23] Roger Somburg!

[03:34:25] the launch trailer and if you're intrigued you can wishlist it on Steam right now.

[03:34:29] It's been on my wish list already I've been waiting!

[03:34:34] This...this is what I'm most afraid of.

[03:34:39] I've been waiting!

[03:34:41] So my friend Don has this log cabin about two and a half hours south down in West...

[03:34:46] I am a slop approved!

[03:34:48] For a lot of stories and musicians retreating away for a bit,

[03:34:52] And these guys come out of it having with the best of their lives.

[03:35:00] Just not maybe you'd like to take the time away to get an album out.

[03:35:05] A new classic Neon Songbird album.

[03:35:12] You can show everyone that-

[03:35:13] Yeah, this has been a good mousetop showcase.

[03:35:16] And you still got it.

[03:35:22] I'm sorry.

[03:35:25] Ah!

[03:35:31] Project Songbird.

[03:35:34] You know what? Yeah.

[03:35:38] Yeah, let's do it.

[03:35:40] Okay. We can do it.

[03:35:46] If you are brave enough to go down into the woods, you don't have to wait long, because Project Songbird is coming to Steam,

[03:35:51] Steam, PS5, and Xbox Series X and S on March 26th.

[03:35:55] Next up, how would you like to be the president by day

[03:35:58] and Batman by night?

[03:36:00] A very tempting proposition.

[03:36:01] That is exactly the double life you'll be leading

[03:36:04] in an anomaly president.

[03:36:05] Winning hearts and minds when they

[03:36:06] make the best of themselves and faces by night.

[03:36:08] And you can play it when it comes out.

[03:36:10] Oh, no, no, no, we got trailer.

[03:36:11] We got trailer.

[03:36:11] I'm sorry, we got trailer.

[03:36:14] Get up, Mr. President.

[03:36:15] We're behind schedule.

[03:36:17] All right, we need to reach people.

[03:36:20] When you kindly talk about our campaign, share our region and listen to their problems.

[03:36:25] But we need to be patient, polite and understanding. Is that clear?

[03:36:30] Keep building the campaign bus. Then we begin.

[03:36:34] 5pm, open speech. 6pm, handing out gifts.

[03:36:38] 8pm, it's dancing time!

[03:36:42] Time to pay a friendly visit.

[03:36:44] Oh no, hurry up Mr. President!

[03:36:54] You can get your hands on an anomaly president when it launches to steam on August 3rd.

[03:37:04] Get on your wishlist now you're ahead of inauguration.

[03:37:06] Yes, absolutely.

[03:37:07] Now, Nathan, is there anything better on this earth than getting all the boys together

[03:37:11] for a train-based survival adventure?

[03:37:14] Absolutely nothing. I just wish I could do it from the comfort of my own home.

[03:37:18] What's funny you should say that? Here's the new trailer for EverRail.

[03:37:21] EverRail? What?

[03:37:25] Supplies are almost gone. We need to find some of this train to come to Coffin.

[03:37:29] Oh my God! Mouselop approved already. It's a train.

[03:37:36] Mouselop approved!

[03:37:38] Course civilizer's failing.

[03:37:40] Is it crafting?

[03:37:43] Is there crafting?

[03:37:48] Oh shit, that's not a lot of peels.

[03:37:58] Brain survival extraction.

[03:38:03] Two is good.

[03:38:04] Three, clear.

[03:38:05] Four is...

[03:38:06] Solid.

[03:38:07] Time's up! We're leaving! Move it! Go!

[03:38:09] Get the rations loaded!

[03:38:11] Run for it! Come on!

[03:38:12] Go!

[03:38:13] The cold...

[03:38:17] Oh no! They left them behind!

[03:38:19] Nooooo!

[03:38:23] That was Everail, chugging over to Epic Games Store and Steam later this year.

[03:38:27] And there's a free demo now if you want to give it a go.

[03:38:29] Oh! Is that anything better than a free demo?

[03:38:32] No. Maybe a world premiere?

[03:38:33] Whoa! Golden Game Bridge!

[03:38:37] Oh, what's this?

[03:38:44] I've seen it's truth.

[03:38:49] Decay.

[03:38:50] EW!

[03:38:51] Resolvation.

[03:38:52] Dread.

[03:38:53] And yet, some choose to stand against it.

[03:39:03] So choose to stand against it painted but I'm broken

[03:39:16] They call them Void Hunters

[03:39:22] Void Hunters

[03:39:27] That was Void Hunters, a free to play hero collector that's available to the world right now

[03:39:32] Uh-oh

[03:40:02] Replacing is left of our conscience.

[03:40:07] What if we...

[03:40:09] Our humanity is trapped between cruel scams and constant demands.

[03:40:17] Let's not mourn!

[03:40:20] We are the ones keeping the engines of their destruction running.

[03:40:24] Mourn!

[03:40:25] In joint operations, there are nothing but logistic plans.

[03:40:29] That was Firearms Factory, coming to Early Access in Fall this year, if you like the

[03:40:57] So look at it, give it a wishlist now on Steam.

[03:40:59] Understood, stop!

[03:41:00] No!

[03:41:01] Now it's actually a strategy game double bill because next we have a game that offers tactical

[03:41:05] turn based blood baths.

[03:41:06] Oh, my favourite kind of bath.

[03:41:09] Please enjoy the immaculate vibes of ex-sanguis.

[03:41:12] Ex-sanguis?

[03:41:13] Bangwitch?

[03:41:14] Go forth, memories of my love.

[03:41:15] Work together, and you will be strong.

[03:41:16] go forth memories of my blood work together and you will be strong

[03:41:29] fight against the stillness of the stage let the sun was fill you with power

[03:41:38] The Sandwich!

[03:41:40] The Sandwich!

[03:41:42] The Sandwich!

[03:41:48] Yes, we will enter into the ground.

[03:41:50] Egg Sandwich has come as interesting and consoles, but you can wishlist it right now to make sure your eyeballs can feast on its beauty ASAP.

[03:41:57] Now we've all had one too many and woken up in a vast underground world where death no longer exists.

[03:42:02] So we clear curtains for me at the moment.

[03:42:04] someone's finally made a game about that experience makes a stardew valley with the

[03:42:08] ablo this is emberville and they all have a team behind it

[03:42:16] i've been i've been waiting for this i've been hearing

[03:42:21] oh hey dog hey i've been hearing about this

[03:42:27] it's wisdom number two here please come good luck yeah

[03:42:34] Holy crap, dude. How nuts is this Emberville trailer film?

[03:42:37] I know, right? Like, I was expecting a good reaction to the trailer,

[03:42:41] but I wasn't expecting that kind of a reaction.

[03:42:43] I think this is it, man.

[03:42:45] I think this could be the role that defines my career.

[03:42:48] What do you mean?

[03:42:50] I just got a feeling. Everything changes from here.

[03:42:55] Okay, but Doug, you're Geralt.

[03:42:58] Geralt?

[03:43:00] Oh, the boo's calling. Hey, boo.

[03:43:02] No, guys, I'm not going to do a thing.

[03:43:05] How are you coping with the outside world?

[03:43:07] What would you mean?

[03:43:08] I'm just crazy.

[03:43:10] I've been walking down the street and I swear to people I'm not going to do a thing again.

[03:43:13] I'm going to do that guy from now on.

[03:43:14] I'm going to smash the successful pigs in our game with a dark, creepy vibe and tons of boring world things to explore.

[03:43:20] Wow.

[03:43:21] I'm sold.

[03:43:22] 2.99% of the things in it.

[03:43:24] Anyway, I'm going to run.

[03:43:26] I'm sure there's a big slot for me to sign up there somewhere.

[03:43:32] Hmm, I need to get to skies

[03:43:38] What the hell any man everything's coming up cockle

[03:43:46] What

[03:43:48] At this point they have recorded approximately four lines each

[03:43:54] None of them had yet to meet the true star of the production the chicken chicken

[03:44:02] look at them celebrating as though the story will already finish all this and the game hasn't even

[03:44:09] released yet still they weren't entirely wrong

[03:44:16] Ember Veal

[03:44:18] I just wanted to say from all of us cross it has been saying in his very serious voice

[03:44:38] is that this game exists because of you because you watch because he shared because you believed

[03:44:45] in a tiny pixel world before it even had proper lighting.

[03:44:49] I can't wait to play this tiny pixel world.

[03:44:52] You gave the actors lines worth reading,

[03:44:54] and you gave Emberville a future.

[03:44:57] So on behalf of the developers, the artists,

[03:45:01] the best success, and yes, even duck.

[03:45:06] Thank you.

[03:45:08] From all of us here at Cygnus Cross,

[03:45:11] thank you for your time, thank you for your support,

[03:45:13] and we cannot wait to deliver you the best version of Emberville that will be possible.

[03:45:18] I can't wait!

[03:45:24] Become the legendary leader Emberville deserves.

[03:45:26] When it launches into early access this summer, we'll see.

[03:45:29] The thing is, can I wishlist it right now?

[03:45:31] Yes!

[03:45:32] Right now!

[03:45:32] Oh, good.

[03:45:33] Right now?

[03:45:33] Next up, though, we've got a game that won Best Employee.

[03:45:34] Oh, wishlist it right now?

[03:45:37] It's the occultist, a first-person narrative thriller in which you play a paranormal investigator.

[03:45:43] Ooh, we sat down with the devs to chat about the story, the protagonist, and exactly how many lights need to be on, so it's not so scary for people like me. Enjoy!

[03:46:03] I can't wait to play this game! This is also on my wishlist!

[03:46:08] Alan Rebels was born with some special capabilities.

[03:46:14] The island attracts him like a machine gun, but I was going to play the demo, but I decided

[03:46:19] not to play the demo because I wanted to wait for the game to come out.

[03:46:23] Paralyze for people who want to chat for a new beginning or a new life.

[03:46:27] Everything we find on the island tells the story of its inhabitants' final moments.

[03:46:31] It's going to learn a lot of things.

[03:46:33] We were looking to create a dark, immersive atmosphere that would draw you deep into

[03:46:37] The player is the one who truly completes the fear and terror with their own preferences.

[03:46:46] I hope you all enjoy the game as we have enjoyed making it.

[03:46:54] I will enjoy the game.

[03:46:55] The occultist is coming to PC.

[03:46:57] Oh, we are not ads. I'm gonna pee so bad. I'll be right back. I'm gonna pee.

[03:47:01] I'm gonna peep, I'm gonna peep, I'm gonna peep.

[03:47:31] We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell

[03:47:36] In hell, quite the fall you fell

[03:47:39] Rules you play by safe, but they won't help

[03:47:44] Hope, be honest with yourself

[03:47:47] Hit me, hit me with a bit of love, baby

[03:47:51] Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood

[03:47:54] Oh please, oh please, your respect is our sweetie

[03:47:58] I'll be like your bubble burst

[03:48:00] Cause I'm the other one

[03:48:02] What is so point in line

[03:48:04] It's not like you aren't trying

[03:48:06] It makes you sad to hide

[03:48:08] Feeling so trapped

[03:48:10] You had a real bad rep

[03:48:12] But look at what's instead

[03:48:14] The way's still life away

[03:48:16] Eating like the rest

[03:48:18] I understand your peace

[03:48:20] My love, my sense of peace

[03:48:22] Tings up when you're at my feet

[03:48:24] Love me right at my city free

[03:48:26] of his heat, why not a sweet release?

[03:48:29] Drowning off from hell's not a disgrace,

[03:48:30] how much longer does our specialty?

[03:48:32] Help me, help me with the fate of love, baby.

[03:48:36] Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn.

[03:48:40] Oh, please, oh, please, just add in some, baby.

[03:48:43] Latching battle bags, this hungry one's the worst.

[03:48:51] Mediate the sins and sinners,

[03:48:53] Same coins, same positions

[03:48:55] She'd go follow the leader

[03:48:57] Go stay where you can see us

[03:48:59] Our nations, their nations

[03:49:01] They keep chasing healers around

[03:49:03] You're tired of trying

[03:49:05] Be who you know you are

[03:49:07] We're all saints, right?

[03:49:09] That's why we're in hell

[03:49:11] What's the fight, dear self?

[03:49:13] Let's not waste time

[03:49:15] We're too dear to dwell

[03:49:19] Hey, don't you want to die?

[03:49:21] Hey, hey, hey, hey, you're at the beat of love.

[03:49:25] Be sure that it hurts.

[03:49:27] I want you to feel it burn.

[03:49:29] Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as nuts, baby.

[03:49:33] Let your bubble dance, because I'm the other one.

[03:49:36] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[03:49:40] Make sure that it hurts.

[03:49:42] I want you to feel it burn.

[03:49:44] I'm the other one.

[03:49:46] Let your bubble dance, because I'm the other one.

[03:49:50] Cause I was on the way

[03:50:16] I'm back

[03:50:20] Ah, man.

[03:50:22] Maxi Dry Morn.

[03:50:25] Look at my text!

[03:50:28] Thanks, bros, please!

[03:50:40] Another train game?

[03:50:44] Crafting Shooter!

[03:50:50] First class.

[03:50:51] Next up, a brand new gameplay breakdown.

[03:50:54] Choo choo!

[03:50:58] Oh my god, more trains!

[03:51:01] Give me the trains!

[03:51:02] The trains, please! Give me the trains!

[03:51:14] Uh!

[03:51:15] What the fuck?!

[03:51:16] Oh my god!

[03:51:17] What happened?

[03:51:18] It jumps far away!

[03:51:23] No! Come back!

[03:51:25] Help!

[03:51:26] Is that clear?

[03:51:27] Help!

[03:51:28] Help!

[03:51:29] Help!

[03:51:30] Help!

[03:51:31] Help!

[03:51:32] Help!

[03:51:33] Help!

[03:51:34] You're amazing looking.

[03:51:35] Help!

[03:51:36] Oh, there we are.

[03:51:38] Come back.

[03:51:39] There's a lot of people here.

[03:51:41] Hey, where did my glasses come from?

[03:51:43] These dudes have guns.

[03:51:44] Take these glasses off.

[03:51:45] We have sledgehammers.

[03:51:46] Oh

[03:52:00] This might be this might be mouse mop approved

[03:52:07] This might be mouse mop approved wait, wait, wait, so this might be mouse mop approved

[03:52:16] My teammate is tunneling into their base.

[03:52:18] Help me!

[03:52:19] You smashed the walls.

[03:52:20] They didn't have fuel cores.

[03:52:21] You smashed the walls.

[03:52:22] They didn't have bombs.

[03:52:23] Lots of bombs.

[03:52:24] Holy!

[03:52:25] The bombs are like door codes for solid walls.

[03:52:30] Nuka, look for bases to unlock.

[03:52:35] No fuel cores.

[03:52:36] That's very good.

[03:52:37] Again.

[03:52:38] Okay.

[03:52:39] Okay.

[03:52:40] Still no fuel cores.

[03:52:43] Again.

[03:52:44] Where's the fuel port?

[03:52:46] To the front of the train!

[03:52:48] Let's see.

[03:52:49] No more distractions. We need to get to the front of the train.

[03:52:52] Friendly, friendly!

[03:52:56] No more distractions.

[03:52:58] There's people taking on the conductors.

[03:53:00] We avoid the fights.

[03:53:02] We try a different way.

[03:53:04] Greffel gun, baby.

[03:53:06] While they're fighting.

[03:53:08] This is pretty fun.

[03:53:10] Go, go, go!

[03:53:11] And I leave the conductor a little gift.

[03:53:13] We make a break for it, we jump to our dagger shuttle, and fuel core secured.

[03:53:21] GG.

[03:53:22] What an ancient poem, you'll be able to climb aboard later this year when it releases on

[03:53:31] steam.

[03:53:32] Something special up next, a unique top-down shooter with a risk reward mechanic.

[03:53:36] Good luck trying to dodge this trailer, because it's coming right now!

[03:53:41] No thank you.

[03:53:51] No thank you.

[03:54:03] music though.

[03:54:13] No thank you.

[03:54:18] And that was Hyperwired, a top-down fast-paced shooter with a unique twist.

[03:54:23] Plug yourself in when it comes out this year, the Steam, Switch, PS5, PS4 and Xbox Series X and S.

[03:54:30] It's now dawn, panic, but it's time for another world premiere.

[03:54:36] A world premiere?

[03:54:40] Ooh, what's this?

[03:54:46] Mass upper pool!

[03:54:51] What?

[03:54:56] Mass upper pool!

[03:55:00] What the fuck?

[03:55:02] Oh my god, there's so much stuff approved!

[03:55:20] Wait, this is crazy.

[03:55:22] What the fuck? Do you have a donut shop?

[03:55:24] Oh!

[03:55:26] Game of the Year, you get a cat.

[03:55:28] have a cat if you can pet it it's game of the year.

[03:55:34] Oh my god! Anomaly Donut Shop game?

[03:55:46] Donut Panic!

[03:55:50] Mustap approved!

[03:55:53] That was the world premiere of Donut Panic,

[03:55:56] a harder anomaly game of a cooking sem-twist.

[03:55:59] So this game is essentially mortuary assistant

[03:56:02] plus donut shop sounds fun, lol.

[03:56:05] Guys, horror anomaly?

[03:56:08] Sim game!

[03:56:13] Ooh, sim game!

[03:56:19] I swear they know, they know I'm watching.

[03:56:22] They know I'm watching.

[03:56:23] Everything I like.

[03:56:24] But don't forget to keep an eye out for supernatural phenomena.

[03:56:27] Now the last few years have been rightfully dominated by some Metroidvania classics,

[03:56:32] whether it is silk song or blasphemous, it seems we absolutely love getting destroyed in 2D.

[03:56:39] And up next to join those fable ranks is Mariachi,

[03:56:42] I love his freaking action.

[03:56:44] combat-focused Metroidvania set in Mexico.

[03:56:47] Here's a brand new gameplay trailer.

[03:56:50] Mexico!

[03:56:54] Whoa!

[03:56:58] Whoa, la sombra!

[03:57:04] Pablo Cruz!

[03:57:06] Madre Catrina!

[03:57:10] Whoa, Mexico!

[03:57:13] Is this Mexico?

[03:57:19] Wow, la ruja!

[03:57:22] Wait this looks awesome what the fuck?

[03:57:27] And get out of here!

[03:57:32] Guys this actually looks good what the fuck?

[03:57:36] Next to Vanya

[03:57:38] Mariachi Legends wait wait this looks cool

[03:57:44] Whoa

[03:57:48] That Blade Runner reference holy shit that's cute

[03:57:52] Big lady. Is there a mouse approved egg? I can see it being mouse approved. Giant lady,

[03:58:06] mouse approved.

[03:58:08] Mario 2 Legends will be with us some time this year and you can play it on pretty much

[03:58:15] anything with a screen.

[03:58:17] Theme, GOG, Epic Games Store, Xbox Series X and S, PS5, Switch 1 and 2.

[03:58:23] Yep, well remembered.

[03:58:24] Wow!

[03:58:25] I don't know about you, but I'm in the mood for a montage.

[03:58:26] Oh, I love a montage.

[03:58:27] Oh yeah, I can really go for a montage right now.

[03:58:30] Back to back, great.

[03:58:31] Everybody loves montage.

[03:58:32] The main thing are about stupid faces in between, but still are stupid voices.

[03:58:36] And Romestead, you'll have to rebuild Rome after a zombie apocalypse.

[03:58:41] Rome's down? Oh my goodness, game. Boys?

[03:58:45] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:58:52] Are all you Romeheads out there? Are you Romeheads?

[03:58:55] Like a mix between Starview Valley, Civilization and Old School Zelda,

[03:59:00] you'll be crafting, fighting, and establishing an ever-growing empire for your townsfolk.

[03:59:06] I'm not gonna lie, this is like something I play.

[03:59:08] But myself in my room at like 3am.

[03:59:12] Romestead is extending its public demo until March 19th and it ranked number 10 in the latest

[03:59:21] Steam Next Best's most played demos.

[03:59:23] So you'd invite us to join over 100,000 players and try it ahead of its full release.

[03:59:29] This is just far too valley for boys.

[03:59:32] This is far too value for boys, what the fuck?

[03:59:48] Actually it kinda reminds me a little bit of like, you know the game I had fun playing

[03:59:54] for a bit?

[03:59:55] I played graveyard keeper for like a month.

[03:59:57] Now it's pretty fun.

[04:00:00] and establishing an ever-growing empire for your town folk.

[04:00:04] Romestead is extending its public demo until March 19th and it ranked number 10 in the latest

[04:00:10] Steam Next Best's most played demos.

[04:00:13] So, you're invited to join over 100,000 players and try in it ahead of its full release later

[04:00:19] this year.

[04:00:20] Why do men love the Roman Empire?

[04:00:22] It's called Parmafrost, where Earth has been hit by a frozen apocalypse.

[04:00:26] Parmafrost.

[04:00:27] solo or team up with up to 3 mates to hunt, craft and build a base with Stan the Den.

[04:00:32] Now Slop Approved! Survival Crafting!

[04:00:46] Cold. Pamir Frost is coming to PC and PS5 sometime in 2026.

[04:00:51] In this D-Shore Britannia you'll be armed with a pair of gauntlets that allow you to manipulate metal projects.

[04:00:58] It's basically portal but with the powers of magneto.

[04:01:02] Combine your magnetic forces with mad parkour skills to carve your own path.

[04:01:07] It's coming to steam with no release date yet but add it to your wishlist

[04:01:11] and download the free steam demo right now to check it out for yourself.

[04:01:15] And finally we have D6, a high octane bullet health robot where you use physics based dice

[04:01:23] rolls to grow your character. As you win battles you'll earn run altering relics that can

[04:01:28] tailor your playstyle to whatever you like from a dodge reliant glass cannon to a swarm

[04:01:32] summoning horde master. D6 is coming soon to PC.

[04:01:36] Oh

[04:01:39] What's a montage so great games in there?

[04:01:44] I will kick off yeah agreed

[04:01:46] No, it was a great time when Bill Actrell came along and showed the one of the card games

[04:01:51] Weren't just for casinos and the elderly. Hell yeah, they make pretty good video games

[04:01:55] It's only so how would you feel about a game in which you've trapped by a twisted corporate mascot?

[04:02:00] It's forced to play a mainstreamer dick builder just to stay alive.

[04:02:05] Oh, I'm so in!

[04:02:06] This is the brilliantly titled, Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game.

[04:02:12] Mr. Magpie's...

[04:02:15] I think this is mouse-lop approved.

[04:02:25] I think this is mouse-lop approved, bro!

[04:02:28] Wait, what?

[04:02:30] This is crazy!

[04:02:58] That was Mr. Magpie's harmless card game which is coming soon to Steam.

[04:03:16] So go request access to the playtest now before Mr. Magpie comes for you.

[04:03:20] No, I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:22] I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:23] I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:24] I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:25] I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:26] I just need to confirm it.

[04:03:27] you

[04:03:57] you

[04:04:27] you

[04:04:57] you

[04:05:27] you

[04:05:57] you

[04:06:27] I

[04:06:57] I'm not good at stuff like this.

[04:07:04] I suck at these games.

[04:07:13] Barbarian Saga.

[04:07:23] Barbarian Saga

[04:07:28] Barbarian Saga the Beastmaster is coming in fall of this year to PC and all major consoles

[04:07:33] If you truly are the chosen one, then you'll get it on your wishlist

[04:07:36] Absolutely

[04:07:37] Now Nate, if you were to escape a forest, what mode of transport would you choose?

[04:07:40] Oh, it would have to be train, 100%

[04:07:43] And Two Cake Studios agree because their next game is called Forest Escape, Last Train

[04:07:47] In this co-op order for one to four players

[04:07:50] Master!

[04:07:51] your locomotive, solve puzzles and outrun the stuff of you nightmares.

[04:07:58] We tried playing this game! We tried playing this game, guys. I promise you, okay, listen.

[04:08:05] It didn't work out well on stream. I played this game off stream. I played a demo and

[04:08:10] I was pleasantly surprised. This game has a lot of potential. It has a lot of potential.

[04:08:17] It does. Listen to me. It has a lot of potential.

[04:08:22] Not only does it have a lot of potential, okay?

[04:08:26] Well, I think it could take the top 10 mouse slot 2026.

[04:08:35] It could take top 10 mouse slot 2026.

[04:08:40] There's lots of games and puzzles and weird things.

[04:08:47] The 2026 sloppies are gonna be great.

[04:08:54] Look at that, look at all that the game has to offer.

[04:09:09] Look at this!

[04:09:11] This is crazy!

[04:09:17] I'm excited to play the full game suddenly game suddenly football game in the middle of the game

[04:09:47] This is one of those games where you're like, what the fuck is going on?

[04:09:56] I promise you, bro, I played this off stream and I was so confused with everything that

[04:10:03] was happening and it was just like, whoa, this game has so much potential.

[04:10:06] Like, I can see so much potential for this fucking game, bro.

[04:10:16] There's so much! This game can be so much!

[04:10:31] I've only had time for today.

[04:10:35] One more?

[04:10:43] There's one last thing?

[04:10:46] We could have gone to actual jail for this. Thank God I remembered. Oh my God, I'm glad I didn't go to jail.

[04:10:52] And it's an announcement for the early access release date of Deep Rock Galactic Rogue Core.

[04:10:57] Blending the game's core whole market experience with a brand new Rogue-like twist.

[04:11:02] Rogue Core has a spin-off that offers an entirely new challenge to play us.

[04:11:06] And if you want to see more of any of the games in this show or the future game show,

[04:11:10] head to the future game show scene page.

[04:11:11] May as well audience have a new mouse too because you'll be smashing that wishlist button so much

[04:11:15] I'll probably break my mouse is already broken

[04:11:18] All the games you've seen today you can head over to gamesradar.com

[04:11:22] Probably the best one

[04:11:23] Wow, this has been the biggest year for mouse slop yet

[04:11:26] I'm back to the UK, walking, I told you

[04:11:28] Oh man, don't be lazy

[04:11:30] This has been the biggest year for mouse slop yet mode

[04:11:35] The biggest mouse slop year yet

[04:11:41] Oh my god, a new co-op experience.

[04:11:59] Yo, this is crazy.

[04:12:09] Road- Deep Rackalactic Roadcore, Roadcore!

[04:12:22] A brand new game!

[04:12:27] Whoa.

[04:12:29] Wait, I gotta put that on my wishlist, though.

[04:12:35] Oh my God!

[04:12:40] Wow!

[04:12:43] That's it, there's no more games.

[04:12:46] We consumed all the games already.

[04:12:49] Check out computer worlds.

[04:13:04] What the fuck?

[04:13:10] Computer worlds.

[04:13:12] A new showcase celebrating strange and distinctive games.

[04:13:19] Computer, welcome to the first ever computer worlds.

[04:13:25] This is a week-long event celebrating what's best in games, the beautiful, the strange

[04:13:29] and the distinctive.

[04:13:30] What?

[04:13:31] These are games usually made by one person or very small teams that feel like entirely

[04:13:34] different worlds, like someone's strange vision come to life.

[04:13:37] These games are in an odd position right now.

[04:13:39] On the one hand, they might be the healthiest little corner of the medium a space where passionate developers are making interesting work

[04:13:45] sustainably for enthusiastic supportive audiences on the other hand these games are ill-suited to the machinery of the modern internet

[04:13:53] social media fees and digital storefront

[04:13:58] These games span genres and the thing they even common is their difference

[04:14:02] We don't have a book was I just looking at makes it harder to think about them harder to talk about them and harder to find them

[04:14:08] Computer worlds is our attempt to do something about this.

[04:14:11] For us, the developers making these games is to take a firmer hand in contextualizing and

[04:14:15] publicizing our own work without depending on crumbling, risk-averse institutions.

[04:14:19] This event is fully developed and organized.

[04:14:22] No paid slots, no publisher oversight, just games that are worth paying attention to.

[04:14:26] We're starting things off with a video showcase featuring new games, new trailers and new

[04:14:30] demos which we'll get to in just a moment.

[04:14:32] Some of them look pretty cool.

[04:14:37] Oh, Arctic Egg is on there.

[04:14:39] That was a pretty good game.

[04:14:42] A pretty weird one. I never finished it. It was really weird.

[04:14:47] It hurt my hand.

[04:14:53] I'll just stop playing because it hurt my hand.

[04:14:58] Computer worlds.

[04:15:02] No clip too?

[04:15:06] In the beginning there was harmony.

[04:15:10] What the fuck?

[04:15:14] Uh...

[04:15:18] What is this?

[04:15:22] What is this?

[04:15:26] What is this?

[04:15:30] I'm so... I... I don't know... I don't know what to say.

[04:15:47] UGH!

[04:15:52] Ultimate drummer?

[04:16:02] W-

[04:16:05] UGH!

[04:16:09] Cool 3D world!

[04:16:13] What was this?

[04:16:14] Oh, this is cool.

[04:16:21] Oh, this looks like it'll be hard.

[04:16:34] Whoa!

[04:16:40] Oh, this looks like it'll be hard.

[04:16:52] Whoa, fishman! Eel! Eel!

[04:16:56] Whoa!

[04:16:59] Skull!

[04:17:04] Oh, well, this looks like it's difficult. Queens don't mean.

[04:17:11] What the fuck?

[04:17:13] Claymation?

[04:17:21] Oh, what's this?

[04:17:25] Whoa.

[04:17:27] Wow, this looks crazy!

[04:17:37] Wow, this is like drums!

[04:17:49] I love it!

[04:17:56] Wow.

[04:18:14] Metamorphosis.

[04:18:15] The demo is out now.

[04:18:25] Wow, that was pretty cool.

[04:18:35] What the fuck?

[04:18:41] Goblin America?

[04:18:44] What the fuck is this?

[04:18:54] Wait, this is crazy!

[04:19:04] What the hell is this thing drugs to you?

[04:19:29] Another game to play on Plasma Day, you know?

[04:19:42] Goblin, Goblin, these notes are miracle.

[04:19:49] Hey folks, Danny from No Clip 2 here.

[04:19:55] That last game was developed by our host Gil Lawson.

[04:19:58] Would he create this entire showcase to slip his upcoming game into your eyeballs?

[04:20:02] That'll let you decide.

[04:20:04] These trailers are coming thick and fast, so I want to remind you that links to all of

[04:20:07] these games on Steam are in the video description.

[04:20:10] Just click them all and wishlist the ones you jive with, and all 50 games as part of

[04:20:14] the Computer World Steam event can be reached by visiting bit.ly.com.

[04:20:20] Some have demos, some are on sale, others are worthy of a wishlist.

[04:20:24] Okay, back to the trailers, including one with ridiculously loud music that we already did a big preview of on Noclip 2 last year.

[04:20:54] There were sexy bug ladies?

[04:21:01] Whoa.

[04:21:02] Oh, there were sexy bug ladies.

[04:21:07] That is a fat ass.

[04:21:16] Whoa.

[04:21:19] It's only $6.99 on Steam!

[04:21:42] Whoa.

[04:21:48] Why is everything red?

[04:21:49] I don't know because if I if I go on steam when I look at the trailer and steam it does not look that red to me

[04:22:01] What is this this is the one that I was like wondering

[04:22:06] 12 puzzles

[04:22:09] above

[04:22:11] Below

[04:22:19] All living beings.

[04:22:26] Wild spraysick.

[04:22:39] What the fuck?

[04:22:40] Calamity is sick.

[04:22:48] The old world rots from our collective conscience, and the splintered aisles are all that remain.

[04:22:54] What the f-

[04:22:55] But there are those who would lay claim to everything.

[04:22:59] Hey, this game looks crazy.

[04:23:18] 99 is the age of delusion.

[04:23:21] Dread delusion.

[04:23:24] Love the Final Fantasy music? Love the Final Fantasy music?

[04:23:34] Bin.

[04:23:36] Win all.

[04:23:38] Acupuncture wrist.

[04:23:40] Cryogenic freezers.

[04:23:42] Fever roll.

[04:23:44] My complicated relationship with video games.

[04:23:47] Wait!

[04:23:49] What?

[04:23:51] Vampiric!

[04:23:53] Thank you so much!

[04:23:55] Thank you so much for the raid!

[04:23:57] I hope you had a great stream!

[04:23:59] Thank you so much for the raid!

[04:24:01] Hey, this one looks pretty cool.

[04:24:03] You are a 10-year-old...

[04:24:05] You are a 10-year-old kid.

[04:24:07] It is 2005, and your brother is in it.

[04:24:09] You are a 10-year-old kid.

[04:24:11] You are a 10-year-old kid.

[04:24:13] You are a 10-year-old kid.

[04:24:15] It is 2005 and your brother is dead, nothing to do but play video games.

[04:24:21] Well, this one looks pretty cool.

[04:24:23] Hey, what the fuck is this?

[04:24:32] What the fuck?

[04:24:40] Oh my god!

[04:24:43] Emo game!

[04:24:45] I'm sorry.

[04:24:47] I'm sorry.

[04:24:49] I'm sorry.

[04:24:51] I'm sorry.

[04:24:53] I'm sorry.

[04:24:55] I'm sorry.

[04:24:57] I'm sorry.

[04:24:59] I'm sorry.

[04:25:01] I'm sorry.

[04:25:03] I'm sorry.

[04:25:05] Oh my God, Iwi, thank you so much for the ride.

[04:25:07] I'm gonna grab your blade.

[04:25:09] Wait, what the fuck?

[04:25:11] And Mics, thank you for the ride.

[04:25:13] Thank you, thank you guys.

[04:25:15] What?

[04:25:16] Wait, what?

[04:25:18] What?

[04:25:20] The game is called 500 caliber contracts.

[04:25:24] 500, 500 caliber contracts?

[04:25:30] Curse up!

[04:25:31] Ha, ha, ha!

[04:25:34] I'm gonna send it in.

[04:25:36] Wait, hold on, I'm gonna send it in.

[04:25:43] I think you might like this game.

[04:25:53] Hi, me again.

[04:25:57] So far we've shown you some trailers for upcoming games and we have more of those

[04:26:11] to show you.

[04:26:12] Before we do this, I'm gonna go hide me again.

[04:26:16] Take a moment and focus on games that are already out.

[04:26:18] Oh, I'm me again.

[04:26:19] Because this movement is not starting today.

[04:26:21] It's been growing for years.

[04:26:22] Wait, what?

[04:26:22] A community of developers that take inspiration from

[04:26:25] and are in conversation with one another.

[04:26:27] Oh, I'm me again.

[04:26:28] To honor that, we're including a lot of great games

[04:26:30] from the past few years.

[04:26:31] Some of you might have heard of the game we haven't.

[04:26:33] The Fly One!

[04:26:35] And you can pick them up at a discount

[04:26:37] as part of the Computer World Steam event.

[04:26:39] Up next is a real showcase in some of those games.

[04:26:42] Artic Egg

[04:26:44] Bragren's Point

[04:26:46] Calibur Ball

[04:26:48] Calibur Ball

[04:26:50] Oh my god, this is a drugs too

[04:26:52] Mouthwashing

[04:26:54] Wrong Org-

[04:26:56] Mouthwashing

[04:26:58] Guys

[04:27:00] That game!

[04:27:02] That game fricken-

[04:27:04] Took the internet by storm

[04:27:06] Everybody got mad at it

[04:27:08] I'm not gonna play this game

[04:27:10] Internet by storm and everybody got mad at it.

[04:27:16] Road light that builder.

[04:27:26] You know, you know what's funny? I bought this game.

[04:27:31] I bought this game because I was like I'm gonna play this on stream.

[04:27:33] And then I think like when I bought it I got really sick and then I forgot about it.

[04:27:37] I had this game.

[04:27:40] I think I had this game here.

[04:27:47] Oh my god, I, oh my god, I buffed it out of this game too.

[04:27:58] I wanted to play this game for Halloween.

[04:28:02] How fish is made.

[04:28:04] Oh, I watched Giga play this one.

[04:28:08] I watched Giga play this one.

[04:28:12] That one was quite strange.

[04:28:24] Metal Garden.

[04:28:29] I think I've heard of that one. Eternity Egg?

[04:28:33] Eternity Egg?

[04:28:35] Wait, this one looks weird.

[04:28:39] Whoop-a-boo-boop.

[04:28:41] This one looks like you heard my eyeballs.

[04:28:45] Oh!

[04:28:47] Oh, Metal Garden! I remember now!

[04:28:50] I remember now!

[04:28:52] I also wanted to play this one too.

[04:28:55] It has an overwhelmingly positive review on Steam.

[04:28:59] It's supposed to be some weird, like, atmospheric, like, weird game.

[04:29:04] Momma's sleeping angels.

[04:29:27] You know what's funny?

[04:29:30] I just bought this game yesterday.

[04:29:32] I just bought this game yesterday!

[04:29:39] I literally just bought this game yesterday, that's so funny.

[04:29:43] I literally just bought this game yesterday because I was high as fuck and I was looking

[04:29:48] through steam and I'm like any good shit.

[04:29:51] And then I see the trailer for this game and I'm like what the fuck is this?

[04:29:56] This is so fucking weird!

[04:29:59] You wanna know what it's called? It's called a 1-4 player Y2K Dream Exploration Game.

[04:30:07] It's 1-4 players, like it's multiplayer.

[04:30:13] Split.

[04:30:26] I actually have split.

[04:30:29] I've never played it on stream though, bunches of blood and dream, what the fuck is this?

[04:30:40] WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?

[04:30:45] Whoa.

[04:30:46] What the fuck?

[04:30:47] That was...

[04:30:48] FLY NIGHT!

[04:30:49] CONNOR I PLAYED THIS GAME!

[04:30:50] THIS GAME WAS SO GOOD!

[04:30:51] This game was actually really really fucking good.

[04:30:52] Guys if you haven't played this game before, you can play this game.

[04:30:53] It's a good game.

[04:30:54] It's a good game.

[04:30:55] It's a good game.

[04:30:56] It's a good game.

[04:30:57] fucking good guys if you haven't played fly knight you should play with a friend

[04:31:00] that was really fun oh keep driving I watched I watched um so I I watched Pete

[04:31:08] play this game and I wanted to play it so I saw Pete play this game and I bought

[04:31:14] it because I watched Pete play it is a game where you're you're like driving

[04:31:21] I'm living on a car, in a car, it's like an atmospheric RPG.

[04:31:26] Arctic eggs!

[04:31:27] The game I wanted to play, but I had to stop

[04:31:29] because it hurt my hand!

[04:31:32] Aw, I had to stop Arctic egg because it hurt my hand.

[04:31:47] Whoa.

[04:31:51] Play the award winning rhythm game online.

[04:32:09] Whoa.

[04:32:11] Oh my god, this looks like it'll hurt my hand.

[04:32:21] Oh, that's pretty cool. Hyper Beat. Multiplayer. Hyper Beat.

[04:32:35] What the fuck is this?

[04:32:42] Whoa, whoa.

[04:33:05] No thank you.

[04:33:12] What is this?

[04:33:18] Let's use the Gishing.

[04:33:23] It doesn't look like it's for me.

[04:33:25] It doesn't look like it's for me.

[04:33:28] Hmm.

[04:33:42] Oh.

[04:33:43] Hey, Danny here again.

[04:33:44] Just to let you know that we'll have videos diving

[04:33:46] into the design and gameplay of several of these games

[04:33:49] on Noclip 2 over the next week.

[04:33:51] We hope you watch them and learn about what makes

[04:33:54] these games special.

[04:33:55] And more than anything, we hope you share this showcase

[04:33:57] and the games that have caught your eye.

[04:33:59] We've entered a-

[04:34:00] A lot of games caught my eye.

[04:34:01] on the internet where once again,

[04:34:03] getting eyeballs on quality work

[04:34:04] is becoming really difficult.

[04:34:06] Great games don't always find their audience.

[04:34:08] So thank you for watching this showcase,

[04:34:10] for supporting these games.

[04:34:11] And please share it with your friends

[04:34:13] and online communities

[04:34:14] if you think others will enjoy it too.

[04:34:16] So many good ones.

[04:34:17] Okay, back to the trailers.

[04:34:18] And as you watch these next three,

[04:34:19] ask yourself a simple question.

[04:34:21] If you had to invite one of these games over

[04:34:23] for a meal with your grandparents,

[04:34:25] which one would you choose?

[04:34:27] Uh, none of them. Cause my grand-pairs are dead.

[04:34:37] Whoa. Low-flying? Resolutions.

[04:34:46] What the fuck? This is so weird.

[04:34:48] I'm not sure if I'm going to get it or not, but I'm not sure if I'm going to get it or not.

[04:34:55] Absolution.

[04:34:58] Welp.

[04:35:01] Soul Injector Commando?

[04:35:08] Wait, this game is so fucking weird!

[04:35:12] I love it!

[04:35:18] The old injector commando.

[04:35:38] I don't know.

[04:36:08] Is this a cool matching game?

[04:36:30] I don't understand what I'm looking at.

[04:36:35] Guilty

[04:36:55] I am court

[04:36:57] What? You guys are... I feel like I'm on drugs.

[04:37:08] Demo out now. Full game arriving eminently.

[04:37:13] Itaeyan court.

[04:37:17] I like these little like... like mini little...

[04:37:22] Stinger thingies as well.

[04:37:25] A bit of world stuff.

[04:37:29] Whoa.

[04:37:36] Oh my god, it's that one game that everybody plays during those internet commentary videos!

[04:37:42] The parkour game!

[04:37:44] What's up guys, I didn't want to talk about this today but I'm definitely gonna talk about

[04:37:55] it now, you know, I wasn't gonna mention this, but I just want to talk about the latest

[04:38:00] internet drama that happened, I know I really should weigh in but I can't fucking help

[04:38:06] myself, you know. I really need the views.

[04:38:17] Volume? That's how you spell it? Volume? Voho la moleme? Voho la moleme? Voho la moleme?

[04:38:30] And this is what makes people.

[04:38:37] In the end now, we have one more trailer to show you.

[04:38:39] Before we do though, I wanted to thank you for tuning in.

[04:38:42] If you like these games, if you want to see more games like these, please play them, wishlist them.

[04:38:47] Check out this team event.

[04:38:48] Bolo Bolo Male.

[04:38:49] Bolo Male.

[04:38:51] I also wanted to thank Clark Filio and David.

[04:38:53] Bolo Bolo Male.

[04:38:54] I hope that your case would not exist.

[04:38:55] Danny O'Dwight.

[04:38:56] Bolo Magongor.

[04:38:57] Bolo Magongor.

[04:38:58] and all the incredible animators and artists and musicians who contributed work and support of this project.

[04:39:04] It has been a joy to put this together. I hope it's been a joy for you to watch it.

[04:39:07] Come back to Milk Club 2 throughout the week to check out their interviews and coverage. See you soon.

[04:39:11] See you soon.

[04:39:14] See you soon.

[04:39:28] Whoa.

[04:39:41] World of dogs?

[04:39:42] Oh, these are crazy.

[04:39:43] Oh, these are crazy.

[04:39:44] Oh, this one's crazy.

[04:40:14] It was going faster and faster.

[04:40:25] Wow!

[04:40:29] Marathon wasted, look that cool.

[04:40:35] Well that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool.

[04:40:39] That was pretty cool.

[04:40:44] Wow games!

[04:40:51] Not much mouse lop but you know what that's okay.

[04:41:03] That's okay.

[04:41:04] We got tons of mouse lop in the other video.

[04:41:08] It's a mouse lop world, it's a mouse lop era.

[04:41:12] The era of mouse lop begins today.

[04:41:22] The era of mouse lop begins today, bros.

[04:41:25] Have you seen Apocalypse Express?

[04:41:30] A po-a-a-pockalypse express.

[04:41:46] This looks...

[04:41:49] ...not like something I like.

[04:41:57] This doesn't look like something I like.

[04:42:00] This looks pretty. It just has a train.

[04:42:04] Just because a game has a train that doesn't mean it smells slob.

[04:42:10] I didn't like it.

[04:42:11] Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.

[04:42:14] So, I got a special guest to help me with today's episode.

[04:42:17] Hello everyone, my name is David.

[04:42:18] Wait, we already watched this one.

[04:42:21] We already saw this one.

[04:42:23] Oh, this one!

[04:42:26] Here, perfect!

[04:42:27] Everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.

[04:42:29] Oh, no!

[04:42:34] I must get in that car.

[04:42:38] I did! I did! And I wanna play it with somebody!

[04:42:49] I wanna play it with somebody! Help!

[04:42:54] I don't but I don't know... I don't know...

[04:43:04] But I need friends now, I have friends.

[04:43:18] Is this the food wasting episode?

[04:43:21] Is this the food wasting episode?

[04:43:24] Okay, what?

[04:43:36] What?

[04:43:43] Why did all that juice come out of him?

[04:43:47] Why did he score on milk?

[04:43:52] Now I'm like that's what it's like to be on the way.

[04:44:01] Now I'm like that's what it's like to be on the way.

[04:44:19] My car!

[04:44:28] What the fuck?

[04:44:31] The bread is dancing!

[04:44:33] Hey.

[04:44:36] Okay.

[04:44:40] Punch him.

[04:44:41] No. Punch him. Hey.

[04:44:45] Hey. She will pick on somebody your own size.

[04:44:49] He really thought his dad didn't know what to do.

[04:44:51] Holy shit.

[04:44:59] Aw, that's so cute.

[04:45:04] What the fuck?

[04:45:07] What was that look?

[04:45:19] I was freaked out poor little guy thought he loved wasabi

[04:45:39] What's Bobby?

[04:45:41] Do you like that?

[04:45:43] Yeah

[04:45:45] Dove?

[04:45:47] No

[04:45:57] The Westgate

[04:45:59] No

[04:46:09] I probably thought it was like a car or something

[04:46:39] Does that mean he has to pay for it?

[04:46:44] Does that mean he has to pay for that?

[04:46:46] Is he breaking it?

[04:46:48] Even if it was an accident?

[04:46:52] Damn bro.

[04:46:57] Don't hang off the hoop!

[04:46:59] This guy can simulate an echo with his voice.

[04:47:02] Sir, come here.

[04:47:04] What the fuck?

[04:47:13] Wait, a person is gonna be like, okay, whatever bro.

[04:47:28] What the fuck?

[04:47:29] No, at first I was like wait, but at the end I was like what?

[04:47:38] Hey boss, is it so good?

[04:47:41] Oh yeah, looks great. Give me your hand.

[04:47:47] What?

[04:47:48] Stank?

[04:47:57] They thought they dropped her birthday cake.

[04:47:59] Oh my god they saved it.

[04:48:09] There was no cake there at all.

[04:48:14] They tricked them.

[04:48:15] Oh god the dog is ready for his life.

[04:48:26] Oh my god, how many people are in the car?

[04:48:56] What the fuck? How would I go to Krispy Kreme?

[04:49:03] Bro, what is this? There's no like...

[04:49:12] What do they do with that place? That people are so happy to work there.

[04:49:49] rumor that when the red lights on you guys get free donuts is that oh my god how

[04:49:53] many people are in the car only to wait for this guy makes art murals wow

[04:50:02] caps I want to go there whoa oh my god how many bottles are used that's that's

[04:50:17] Sprite model caps if I ever did see that sprite just the green cat is

[04:50:25] The fuck and these guys

[04:50:32] Cat is

[04:50:36] And these guys back to what the

[04:50:47] I'm not the hardest one to save it.

[04:50:50] Yes!

[04:50:51] Yay!

[04:50:52] No!

[04:50:53] I couldn't!

[04:50:54] Oh my god!

[04:50:57] Wow.

[04:51:01] What the f-

[04:51:06] Oh my god!

[04:51:08] So I guess this is what free will looks like.

[04:51:15] Whoa.

[04:51:17] I'm trying to cry in the car.

[04:51:24] Oh.

[04:51:25] I'm crying in the car.

[04:51:29] What?

[04:51:30] He didn't know his own strength.

[04:51:35] It's a computer lab.

[04:51:43] The cat is up.

[04:51:50] The cat is up.

[04:51:57] The cat is up.

[04:52:07] I've been sitting here this whole time.

[04:52:23] This delivery driver got bored waiting.

[04:52:27] Oh shit, dancing delivery guy.

[04:52:33] Bro, what the f**k is Spain on? What?

[04:52:40] It's a fight!

[04:52:42] That is not real, bro. Who the f**k is that in Spain?

[04:52:45] It's a f**k! It's a feet popsicle!

[04:52:49] What? Dude, that is not real, bro. Who the f**k is that in Spain?

[04:52:55] This is Jelly Bean, an endangered pygmy hippo who was born last week in a zoo in Arizona.

[04:53:07] Move over mood bang, your old and tired is Jelly Bean's time to shine.

[04:53:13] Oh Jelly Bean, you're so cute.

[04:53:19] You're so cute!

[04:53:21] AHHHHHHHHH!

[04:53:23] You're smiling me!

[04:53:25] You're smiling me!

[04:53:41] What the fuck?

[04:53:49] Ahhhh!

[04:53:53] Ahhhh!

[04:53:59] Ahhhh!

[04:54:04] Ahhhh!

[04:54:09] Ahhhh!

[04:54:14] Oh, that one's behind.

[04:54:18] Oh, he's going up.

[04:54:24] Oh, he's going on the bottom.

[04:54:28] Why is it- why is it-

[04:54:30] Dude, poop in those. It's Kakados.

[04:54:34] Kakados.

[04:54:44] Whoa, whoa, that's crazy

[04:54:54] Okay, she's checking out

[04:54:56] How?

[04:54:57] There are millions of sardines gather in massive bait balls and the Philippines.

[04:55:07] Sardines?

[04:55:08] Bait ball?

[04:55:09] Is that what they're called?

[04:55:12] Bait ball?

[04:55:13] There are millions of sardines gathering in massive bait balls in the Philippines.

[04:55:17] Sardines? Bait Ball?

[04:55:21] Is that what they're called? Bait Ball?

[04:55:38] Whoa.

[04:55:43] Oh God, he's stuck in the sand.

[04:56:02] Slime!

[04:56:13] No way.

[04:56:20] What the...

[04:56:27] Well, Cloud is so weird.

[04:56:41] Rainbow cars still have some bugs to work out.

[04:56:43] Oh my gosh, it's like, it's like inching slowly.

[04:56:47] No, it's gonna go after this car.

[04:56:57] I'm sorry, but I don't trust this shit, bro.

[04:57:03] I don't trust those things!

[04:57:05] I just don't!

[04:57:07] How could you put your life in the hands of these, of these contraptions?

[04:57:20] That's insane.

[04:57:25] Waymo cars still have some bugs to work out.

[04:57:28] Oh my gosh, it's like, it's like inching slowly.

[04:57:31] No, it's going to go after this car.

[04:57:33] No, it better not, because, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:57:37] What happens if like it gets stopped by the police? Like who gets a ticket?

[04:57:42] Cause it can't be the passenger cause you're not fucking driving.

[04:57:50] The company?

[04:57:52] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[04:57:59] Aw. Aw, suck kids.

[04:58:09] I love.

[04:58:11] Is he gonna hit it?

[04:58:25] Is he gonna hit it?

[04:58:26] WOAH!

[04:58:27] Wait a minute...

[04:58:36] Can we talk about how muscular that cat's arm looks?

[04:58:41] Look at that shit.

[04:58:42] What the fuck?

[04:58:43] What the fuck that cat has muscles?

[04:58:50] Holy shit!

[04:58:51] SHIT!

[04:58:54] IS THIS AI?!

[04:58:59] It can't be, he's just a fucking muscular cat, bro.

[04:59:03] What the fuck?

[04:59:04] That's the most muscular cat I've ever seen!

[04:59:08] Holy shit!

[04:59:21] Oh my god that is so cute.

[04:59:26] I wonder what they're arguing about.

[04:59:28] Oh my god he's so tiny.

[04:59:30] So small.

[04:59:31] Look at him.

[04:59:32] Get him.

[04:59:33] I wonder what they're arguing about.

[04:59:34] Who's that saying hide and meet?

[04:59:35] Six fall down at the break against Alan Smith.

[04:59:36] Oh my god.

[04:59:37] Oh my god.

[04:59:38] Oh my god.

[04:59:39] Oh my god.

[04:59:40] Oh my god.

[04:59:41] Oh my god.

[04:59:42] Oh my god.

[04:59:43] Oh my god.

[04:59:44] Oh my god.

[04:59:45] Oh my god.

[04:59:46] Oh my god.

[04:59:47] 6-4 down at the break against Alan Souter.

[04:59:52] That is the most violent bounce out I've ever seen.

[04:59:57] It's got him in the leg!

[05:00:00] Break against Alan Souter.

[05:00:02] That is the most violent bounce out I think I've ever seen.

[05:00:07] It was a magic trick from Shinde.

[05:00:10] I got finished watching a SpongeBob movie.

[05:00:12] What the fuck?

[05:00:14] Oh, are you okay?

[05:00:17] I got finished watching a SpongeBob movie.

[05:00:22] Oh, are you okay?

[05:00:27] I got finished watching a SpongeBob movie.

[05:00:32] Do not ever split the pole.

[05:00:35] Are you listening to me?

[05:00:37] Don't ever split the pole.

[05:00:39] Don't ever do that.

[05:00:40] Don't spit the ball!

[05:00:46] Lower your hand now

[05:00:49] Lower

[05:00:51] Lower your hand

[05:00:53] That's it

[05:00:54] Okay, lower your hand

[05:00:56] Don't pu-

[05:00:59] What's that? Stop

[05:01:01] Go down

[05:01:03] Down

[05:01:10] Whoa.

[05:01:11] Wednesday!

[05:01:12] Hey!

[05:01:13] I saw that, ma'am.

[05:01:15] Don't you give me that lip quiver I saw you wrestling, Agnes.

[05:01:26] They sent a weather balloon into space from their school.

[05:01:35] Wait, I want to see the dog powder bag.

[05:01:37] That was so cute.

[05:01:38] Oh, baby.

[05:01:39] Ma'am, don't you give me that lip quiver

[05:01:44] by slaughtering, wrestling, and this.

[05:01:47] They sent a weather balloon into space from their school.

[05:01:49] Whoa.

[05:01:51] Space.

[05:01:54] Space.

[05:02:00] Ah!

[05:02:08] I guess that's one way to get free parking.

[05:02:16] But doesn't he like he's charging his fucking car?

[05:02:29] Uh oh.

[05:02:34] Oh, no.

[05:02:36] Oh, my God.

[05:02:44] Oh, no.

[05:02:52] Oh, magic trick.

[05:03:00] He managed to stop just in time.

[05:03:20] What the fuck?

[05:03:27] AHHHHHH!

[05:03:34] HUUUH!

[05:03:36] Oh my god, that's terrifying!

[05:03:43] Bonko!

[05:03:50] Oh

[05:04:20] Whoa!

[05:04:21] What the-

[05:04:22] These turtles dance whenever they magnetically sense its snack time.

[05:04:27] Aw, so cute!

[05:04:30] You were lying on the back of the shelf.

[05:04:40] I

[05:05:03] Know he's stuck

[05:05:10] oh that is the others video are you being enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very

[05:05:20] soon goodbye I mean later goodbye later later goodbye goodbye goodbye

[05:05:34] If you have not seen it, Mousy watched a new scary movie trailer. It is hilarious.

[05:05:41] Is that the one with all the dildos in it? We can't watch that.

[05:05:46] We can't watch the dildo movie!

[05:05:54] We can't watch the dildo movie, Chad. We can't do it.

[05:05:57] Hello everyone, this is your Deodosapads.

[05:06:04] It's P.O.I. Escal! You can't!

[05:06:10] Seven day vacation? Do you think they banned me for seven days?

[05:06:17] There's a magic trick with this pizza right when the maker disappear. You throw it off and you say,

[05:06:23] trip this pizza right when we make it disappear. You throw it up and you say...

[05:06:27] gone.

[05:06:30] You think they ban me for seven days?

[05:06:49] Close it.

[05:06:53] This dog has good manners.

[05:06:58] That's true, I've never been bad before.

[05:07:04] Aww, so cute!

[05:07:10] Oh, good dog.

[05:07:18] Oh, I mean, I've never been bad before.

[05:07:23] I'm not immune to being banned. Nobody's immune to being banned, chat!

[05:07:30] Nobody's immune to being banned. Everybody can be banned.

[05:07:38] Other people try to get me banned.

[05:07:44] Three, two, one, woo.

[05:07:49] Woo.

[05:07:53] Hi, Mousy. Have you seen massage sitting reacting to your music?

[05:08:00] I'm not feeding it.

[05:08:08] I'm not feeding it.

[05:08:11] She's doing some really important work.

[05:08:14] Oh

[05:08:44] Oh my goodness.

[05:08:59] This cat is a passenger princess.

[05:09:04] A very cute princess.

[05:09:07] Is that a freaking chicken or a leash?

[05:09:14] Hi.

[05:09:17] Hi.

[05:09:19] Hey, was that Tom?

[05:09:23] That bird Tom?

[05:09:26] He wasn't expecting this.

[05:09:32] Sometimes you just see chicken and loosters walking around!

[05:09:46] Don't meet!

[05:09:51] This dog is the king of being unbothered.

[05:10:14] It just said there and wants the cat to do that.

[05:10:27] I'm sorry, I'm still in the cat.

[05:10:30] Jeez, why are you ass, poor guy.

[05:10:33] Whoa, holy shit!

[05:10:35] It's sarcophagus escape from the lips of that camel.

[05:10:40] What the?

[05:10:50] Wait, that might be my dog.

[05:10:52] He just went away.

[05:10:54] Oh my, Chipper!

[05:10:56] Chipper, no!

[05:10:58] Me too. This is huge.

[05:11:00] He's got my golf course too.

[05:11:02] Oh, Chipper, you're getting me dirty, girl.

[05:11:05] Get your butt out of there.

[05:11:07] Did you say it's on my golf course, sir?

[05:11:09] golf course in your backyard wait that might be my dog just went away oh my

[05:11:18] chipper chipper what are you doing you don't I don't have a golf course in my

[05:11:26] house no chipper what are you doing this is huge is on my golf course too

[05:11:33] You old chipper, you're getting me dirty, girl. Get your butt out of there.

[05:11:42] Yeah, well, I can't afford a golf course. I don't even want a golf course. Am I gonna do golf? I'm not a golfer.

[05:11:54] So, I guess that's why they call them golden retrievers.

[05:12:03] I'll just play it online.

[05:12:05] Don't do this, father.

[05:12:15] Yeah, buddy, get that cat to do all the work for you, okay?

[05:12:24] Buddy, you're so chubby.

[05:12:26] Buddy, your ear.

[05:12:27] That's not the way.

[05:12:29] That's not the way out.

[05:12:31] I don't like it.

[05:12:53] This dog was smart and waited for some help.

[05:13:00] Awww.

[05:13:03] I'm trying to train a cat?

[05:13:10] Oh my god!

[05:13:13] Look how cute!

[05:13:16] This one's so good.

[05:13:18] A puppy Rony?

[05:13:20] Let's see a girl.

[05:13:23] Hey, let's see a little girl.

[05:13:28] I think you're coming.

[05:13:31] He doesn't do well on the ice.

[05:13:48] Oh my goodness, Toby!

[05:13:53] Toby!

[05:13:54] This is a very annoying behavior that some herding breeds do.

[05:13:58] stop doing it but they stare at you to try to get you to do stuff. So if you have a

[05:14:02] herding breed that uses a hard eye, that's what they call it. Wait, they do?

[05:14:07] Is that what they do?

[05:14:16] That's cute.

[05:14:19] I've never seen a cat play fetch before.

[05:14:23] Oh my god, you've got a cute ribbon!

[05:14:32] Oh my god, it's play fetch!

[05:14:36] Good sign.

[05:14:49] That's quite a clouter.

[05:14:52] Whoa.

[05:14:53] That's a lot of cats.

[05:14:55] Ow!

[05:14:56] Quit getting my neck.

[05:15:01] Hello!

[05:15:04] I think he wants a refill.

[05:15:07] He's a little bear.

[05:15:09] He's so big.

[05:15:11] He's got a big mouth.

[05:15:14] Aww.

[05:15:16] Wait, he looks like a little bear.

[05:15:18] Bear, he's so cute!

[05:15:20] I'm just looking at me, suddenly, now, following into the chair.

[05:15:47] This girl got given a surprise puppy.

[05:15:49] I'll be crying too, don't worry.

[05:15:54] I cried too.

[05:15:59] That dog is probably like, what the fuck?

[05:16:03] Alright, hand it to me.

[05:16:09] Do it, do it, hey.

[05:16:14] Back up, hey, back.

[05:16:17] I'm not red-handed.

[05:16:21] Excuse me?

[05:16:23] Uh-oh.

[05:16:24] Are you kidding me?

[05:16:29] He's going through a lot of things.

[05:16:39] This is making me want a cat so bad.

[05:16:55] Aww, sat in the shower!

[05:16:57] Sat in the shower!

[05:17:01] Oh my god, that's a deep voice dog!

[05:17:19] Oh my god, it's balancing on the ball!

[05:17:21] Is this a dog or a parent?

[05:17:25] So Nicky, be nice.

[05:17:32] Be nice, Nicky, the boy.

[05:17:36] Good kitty, Rage.

[05:17:39] That cat is so fucking done.

[05:17:43] Oh my god, he's just eating the egg!

[05:17:50] This dog has got the funkiest moves.

[05:18:03] I know you're excited, I'm sorry sweetie, I feel really bad, I know you're too excited

[05:18:20] and you're not gonna be really happy when you see what's up, how do you-

[05:18:23] Uh oh, uh oh, see, uh oh, uh oh, I'm so scared, I'm so, oh he went the other way,

[05:18:27] he went the other way, he went the other way, no!

[05:18:30] Uh oh.

[05:18:31] Oh no, not the dog groomer.

[05:18:38] Oh no.

[05:18:52] There's an unlimited supply of good boys.

[05:18:56] Oh my god, there's five!

[05:19:03] What are you doing?

[05:19:12] What the fuck?

[05:19:17] Rebirth! Rebirth!

[05:19:47] Oh my gosh, what did you do to your mind?

[05:19:51] Dogs are so easily entertained.

[05:19:53] Yeah, it seems like they are.

[05:19:56] Oh, he's chasing the light.

[05:19:59] What if I just eat him?

[05:20:04] What if I just eat him?

[05:20:06] What if I just nibble?

[05:20:08] Look at his little feet!

[05:20:10] Look at his little feet!

[05:20:12] I'm sorry. That way you are.

[05:20:25] Oh my lord.

[05:20:32] Awwww.

[05:20:34] The puppies are so cute.

[05:20:42] what are you doing huh are you stuck oh oh he's stuck oh my no bite it's a puppy

[05:20:57] delivery service

[05:21:12] Aww, this is going to work.

[05:21:19] That owl is so fluffy and big.

[05:21:28] This is eating the snow.

[05:21:53] The yellow snow be tasty good don't eat that that is yellow this video are we don't eat yellow snow and I'll see you guys again

[05:22:00] That's bad. That's bad for you

[05:22:03] Don't do anyone. This is your deotosa pets. So why didn't he get his own in-flight meal?

[05:22:10] Wait, they let the pets on the flight just sit in the chair. I don't know anything about flying guys. I don't

[05:22:17] So, what do you think they're talking about?

[05:22:22] A cute pet airline!

[05:22:23] What the!

[05:22:24] Oh my god, the cow is scared.

[05:22:25] They'll never give up.

[05:22:26] I'm so scared

[05:22:40] What the

[05:22:42] Oh my god the cat was scared

[05:22:44] I never gave up

[05:22:56] And the other one.

[05:22:58] What are you doing?

[05:23:00] Don't do anything to me.

[05:23:03] You look alike.

[05:23:14] Oh my god, I tried to sneeze.

[05:23:26] It's his first time meeting the sheep.

[05:23:43] Oh my god, they're all huddled up in a sheep cluster ball.

[05:23:54] sheep. The showers are on. The showers are on. He wants a spaghetti.

[05:24:09] They're walking out of my studio right now looking at the window and what do I see

[05:24:21] But my cat, my sweet American son, just on the neighbor's roof, just absolutely potato mode.

[05:24:28] Uh-oh.

[05:24:32] Why does that dog have human eyes?

[05:24:36] What the fuck?

[05:24:37] Hey, Kevin!

[05:24:38] That's horrifying!

[05:24:39] Hey, Kev!

[05:24:44] It's so sad!

[05:24:49] That's so creepy!

[05:24:51] Oh my god, the spear!

[05:24:56] The dog's eyes are the spear!

[05:25:04] Guys, this is a fat old man dog!

[05:25:10] Why does it look human?

[05:25:21] What the fuck?

[05:25:24] Hey Kevin.

[05:25:25] Kev.

[05:25:27] Oh, you good bro?

[05:25:29] You got it?

[05:25:31] It's a little different than your cat tree inside, yeah?

[05:25:40] Oh, I want to put down the phone.

[05:25:51] And now it's all better.

[05:25:55] Good morning!

[05:25:57] Good morning!

[05:26:02] You'll stand there.

[05:26:04] I'm gonna stare at you until you go downstairs and throw the ball for him.

[05:26:09] So I guess he doesn't like mobs.

[05:26:16] Oh my god it's a fluff ball.

[05:26:19] It's a big ol' fluke ball.

[05:26:49] He has some serious attachment issues.

[05:27:13] Now stuck?

[05:27:21] Oh, it's so cute.

[05:27:25] Peanut!

[05:27:28] I love you. I hear you.

[05:27:43] I want to hide like I want the bird so bad.

[05:27:50] That's mommy's sweatshirt.

[05:27:54] That's mommy's.

[05:27:57] That's mommy's.

[05:27:59] You naughty boy.

[05:28:01] That's mommy's.

[05:28:03] oh my god there's more than one squirrel wait three squirrels is a squirrel man so

[05:28:19] Little man here got a present from grandma today, didn't you?

[05:28:25] Wait, is that a tiny couch?

[05:28:27] A little sofa, that's crocheted everything, and it's got pillows in it.

[05:28:34] That's so cute!

[05:28:36] I think those are eggs.

[05:28:43] What the fuck?

[05:28:49] Oh my God.

[05:28:56] Oh, look at all the babies.

[05:29:05] Look at all the babies.

[05:29:15] Look at all the babies!

[05:29:17] You're such a good mommy!

[05:29:19] You're such a good mommy!

[05:29:21] Where are those?

[05:29:23] Fish?

[05:29:25] Robot fish?

[05:29:27] Why does he even bother?

[05:29:29] Jackson?

[05:29:31] Pause off!

[05:29:33] Pause off, Jackson!

[05:29:35] Why does he even bother?

[05:29:37] Why does he even bother?

[05:29:39] Jackson?

[05:29:41] Pause off!

[05:29:43] He's off, Jackson.

[05:29:45] Up.

[05:29:55] Are you leaving entry?

[05:29:57] Yeah, I think she's having some watermelon.

[05:30:00] She's trying to figure out whether she can chew it or not.

[05:30:05] Oh, yeah, yeah.

[05:30:13] That's it, go on.

[05:30:20] This way, that's it.

[05:30:25] There you go.

[05:30:31] Oh my god, she's chillin'.

[05:30:38] ahhhhhhhhhh

[05:30:47] oh my goodness

[05:30:56] yes eyebrows

[05:31:05] what the fuck?

[05:31:08] You're coming out of your top.

[05:31:28] You're shirtless.

[05:31:29] You made it.

[05:31:31] That guy's unshittish!

[05:31:38] Uh, what the fuck?

[05:31:41] Aw, he doesn't even care like a baby!

[05:31:46] It looks like he's about to take off.

[05:32:01] What the fuck?

[05:32:14] Oh it's Stray! The game!

[05:32:18] The tag game!

[05:32:25] Oh my god!

[05:32:27] She'll do anything for food.

[05:32:31] This is a very blue bird.

[05:32:38] Are you kidding me?

[05:32:45] Come on. Not again.

[05:32:50] What is that?

[05:32:51] Why?

[05:32:52] Uh, scrubbing thing.

[05:33:00] Oh my god, his ears are so big!

[05:33:16] I think it's his first time seeing some...

[05:33:18] You can have those pits!

[05:33:38] Frederick!

[05:33:46] I don't know his name so I'm gonna call him Charlie Charlie can you catch

[05:34:01] Oh my god he's balancing on his feet!

[05:34:31] There's so many cats, they're so cute.

[05:34:41] He has a better mustache than most people I know.

[05:34:44] Look at his cat mustache!

[05:34:48] Happy birthday to you.

[05:34:50] Happy birthday to you.

[05:34:53] Happy birthday dear Boo.

[05:34:56] Happy birthday to you.

[05:34:59] There you go mister, it's a birthday.

[05:35:11] Nila pre-dog.

[05:35:23] Oh my god, owl.

[05:35:29] I think he's a little bit jealous

[05:35:39] They're not even real!

[05:35:59] What the fuck?

[05:36:14] AHH!

[05:36:15] BAM!

[05:36:20] What?

[05:36:21] Oh, over here?

[05:36:24] BAM!

[05:36:29] He didn't know he was neutral, I could do this.

[05:36:44] What the fuck?

[05:36:50] Oh.

[05:36:53] Oh shit!

[05:37:00] Wait, those pigs are fuzzy, very hairy and fuzzy.

[05:37:07] What?

[05:37:08] What kind of pigs are those?

[05:37:11] They're so fuzzy!

[05:37:13] What are you doing?

[05:37:16] You just want lovin'.

[05:37:19] You just want lovin'.

[05:37:22] This is every cat's dream.

[05:37:46] That is the end of this video.

[05:37:47] are you hoping droid and i'll see you guys again very soon

[05:38:17] Let's watch a few of the videos you guys send me in.

[05:38:30] We'll see what tragedies you guys want me to watch, let's see.

[05:38:37] We still have a few.

[05:38:39] You got your one year badge?

[05:38:43] Happy one year!

[05:38:45] Happy one year!

[05:38:52] Happy one year!

[05:38:57] Happy one year! Happy one year!

[05:39:01] What time is it?

[05:39:11] What time is it? Oh shit, it's 2?

[05:39:15] It's almost 3 in the end! What the fuck? Where'd the time go?

[05:39:25] Where the fuck did the time go?

[05:39:28] We're supposed to play games!

[05:39:31] We'll watch a video and play games.

[05:39:34] Okay.

[05:39:44] Okay, you guys send me videos if it's bad, I'm turning

[05:40:03] it off!

[05:40:04] American and the American flag, if this flag offends you...

[05:40:10] Taco Bell KFC Peekside?

[05:40:12] All healthy pack, I pledge allegiance to the flag.

[05:40:15] All hail Kentucky Hut.

[05:40:17] Why did humans stop building wonders?

[05:40:19] This is what a collapsing society looks like.

[05:40:22] This monument to human achievement is a combination KFC, Taco Bell, and Kentucky Hut, affectionately

[05:40:27] known as a Kentucky Hut.

[05:40:29] I noticed you got a Kentucky hut, you know, one of those Kentucky hut pizza. Yeah, that's genius Kentucky hut

[05:40:37] In one of the greatest tragedies of our time these monstrosities have become an endangered species

[05:40:42] And in fact they're now on the brink of total extinction

[05:40:45] So this is the story of how I dropped everything to track down what I believe to be the last remaining Kentucky hut on

[05:40:52] Planet Earth

[05:40:54] There's a Kentuckle Hut?

[05:40:57] About a year ago, I made a video about my love for combination fast-food restaurants.

[05:41:01] You know, KFC Taco Bell, Taco Bell Pizza Hut, Baskin Robbins, and Dunkin Donuts.

[05:41:05] In that video, I dove into the history of combination restaurants and the parent companies behind them,

[05:41:09] but I also mentioned that I was having trouble finding any KFC Pizza Hut Taco Bell triple locations.

[05:41:15] And I just realized now that there are other triple locations out there like Annie Ann's Carvelle and Cinnabon.

[05:41:20] There's only-

[05:41:20] Wait, they have Auntie Ann's Carvelle Cinnabon?

[05:41:23] The comments mentioned one with Cinnabon, Carvel, and Schlotzky's, but for some reason

[05:41:27] can talk about it just feels different, and as I thought about why there's nothing else

[05:41:31] quite like it, I arrived at a few conclusions.

[05:41:33] So for one, to me it feels like a cultural institution.

[05:41:36] Like, these are three of the biggest fast food franchises in the world, and each is in

[05:41:40] the drive on their own.

[05:41:41] So for all three of them to exist under one roof is like, what did we do to deserve

[05:41:44] this?

[05:41:45] And two, I think there are some subtle differences in the structure of the restaurants

[05:41:48] that make a big difference.

[05:41:49] So the most pure examples of combination restaurants at least in my mind have a shared kitchen in one counter that you order from in my previous video

[05:41:56] I mentioned combination Wendy's and Tim Hortons by the way

[05:41:59] I turned out there's a Wendy's Tim Hortons and I realized especially as you get closer to Canada

[05:42:03] If you go inside one of these they essentially function as separate restaurants

[05:42:06] There's the Wendy's side and then the Tim Hortons side. Too separate counter. That is too much for me

[05:42:10] I just want to see the Kentucky hood. The one from the other meme

[05:42:14] I'm 90% sure that this is in the coast in Virginia. Did he actually go to it?

[05:42:18] or with nutrition information.

[05:42:20] It eyes on it.

[05:42:21] Perfect.

[05:42:22] I had a mini heart attack because the first thing you see is the sign, which currently

[05:42:29] is just a KFC sign, as opposed to the sign that you can see on Google Maps that has

[05:42:34] all three.

[05:42:35] But fortunately, all three restaurants were in fact there.

[05:42:38] And in the right order too, KFC Taco Bell Pizza Hut.

[05:42:42] That's genius.

[05:42:43] Kentucky Hut.

[05:42:44] The Pizza Hut sign had even been upgraded since the pictures on Google Maps were

[05:42:48] And this place was a poppin.

[05:42:50] There were a decent number of cars in the parking lot

[05:42:52] and the drive-thru was also pretty full.

[05:42:54] I don't know about other Spanish speaking places

[05:42:56] but in Puerto Rico, the drive-thru's are called

[05:42:58] Cervicaros.

[05:42:59] Wait, this is a Puerto Rico?!

[05:43:05] No one needs something this big away!

[05:43:07] I didn't know we had one of these!

[05:43:10] On the inside there was a huge seating area

[05:43:12] and then a counter for the-

[05:43:13] Where the fuck is this?!

[05:43:15] What is this?

[05:43:19] BODY!

[05:43:23] Puerto Rico and the debate about state-

[05:43:25] Wait, tell me where it is.

[05:43:26] So with the status of any remaining Kentucky,

[05:43:28] it's still unclear.

[05:43:30] I went ahead and sent it anyway.

[05:43:33] Is it in San Juan?

[05:43:34] Ain't no fucking way.

[05:43:36] Where in Puerto Rico is this?

[05:43:38] It looks kind of similar to speaking,

[05:43:39] so if you see any headlines about some, like,

[05:43:41] radioactive worm that becomes a super villain or something,

[05:43:43] something that that's my bad and then after that I hit the red as unsatisfied as I was with all the people who responded to my story one

[05:43:50] followed up and told me that a relative of theirs said that it was there and so

[05:43:53] things were looking promising but I kind of realized that I'd be acting on

[05:43:56] third-hand information at this point and as I did it's in Carolina

[05:44:01] What?

[05:44:03] Carolina has a Kentucky?

[05:44:09] But of course of course it will be important

[05:44:13] But of course of course Puerto Rico will have the Kentucky bro. Of course it will be important equal

[05:44:19] Why would it not be in Puerto Rico, bro? That makes so much fucking sense

[05:44:26] Of course it will be a fucking buddy Carolina of all places

[05:44:30] So I realized in hindsight that I should have asked this person if their relative would be willing to go inside to make sure that all three

[05:44:35] Restaurants were still operational not just that the building was there shout out to Max by the way

[05:44:39] Hey, you got Olina?

[05:44:40] So lucky for me despite my oversight a second person responded and they actually went and got pictures and videos

[05:44:51] I can't believe this

[05:44:53] So I was beside myself not only was it alive and well, but it was confirmed by the fact that this person

[05:45:03] In Bayamon, no. In Bayamon, that's not true.

[05:45:06] I hope you don't get a Puerto Rico just for this. And it's like...

[05:45:11] I mean, I'm probably gonna... So a ticket's booked, the only thing I was stuck here about this is that this was the worst in Takoha left.

[05:45:20] I can't believe this! In fucking Carolina, that's crazy!

[05:45:24] ...Lion Communications and PR at Taco Bell, thanks to my friend, Blaine.

[05:45:27] That's insane!

[05:45:28] ...and I've been on my subreddit, and website, and socials.

[05:45:30] I figured if anyone knew if there were any remaining Kentakohuts, it would be the head of PR at Taco Bell.

[05:45:35] Yup, Kentucky Taco Bell only in... in... I see.

[05:45:38] But it sounded like there wasn't exactly a super straightforward statistic that they had at the ready.

[05:45:42] So with the status of any remaining Kentakohuts still unclear...

[05:45:45] In big alaha, ah!

[05:45:50] I flew from Missoula, Montana, where I was trying some wings, to Denver, and then from

[05:46:00] Denver to San Juan.

[05:46:01] I can't b-

[05:46:02] That's crazy.

[05:46:03] That's c-

[05:46:04] Montana, Denver to San Juan?

[05:46:05] I landed after sunset and made my way to myself so that I would be well rested for

[05:46:11] my pilgrimage to the Kentucky Hut the next day.

[05:46:13] If you're unfamiliar, Puerto Rico is down here in the Caribbean, southeast of Cuba,

[05:46:17] Haiti, and the Dominican Republic.

[05:46:19] And then preparing for this trip, I did a little bit of a deep dive into the history of Puerto Rico and the debate about statehood and where they're at now,

[05:46:25] and all of that is super complicated and nuanced, but really fascinating if you have the time to read up on it.

[05:46:30] I knew that-

[05:46:31] Oh, I thought he was gonna get in 12 hours, but I was gonna be like, let me just skip in the video!

[05:46:35] I'm sure it's for important R.U.S. citizens and that I wouldn't need my passport or a visa.

[05:46:39] But one of the things I learned is that the Constitution only somewhat applies in Puerto Rico, which is wild.

[05:46:45] But honestly, maybe that's why Kentako Huts are still allowed to exist here, because normally that setup would violate the separation of powers outlined in the Constitution.

[05:46:52] Something else I realized, and you'll have to excuse my ignorance on this, but 94% of Puerto Ricans speak only Spanish in their homes.

[05:46:59] I think that because the English is listed as an official language along with Spanish, I incorrectly assumed that the majority of people were bilingual.

[05:47:06] I've since learned that that's been a contentious issue at times, but I'm glad that-

[05:47:10] I realized before my trip that I need to dust off some of my high school Spanish.

[05:47:16] They try to make people speak English, but not everybody speaks English.

[05:47:24] They try to make us speak English, but not everybody speaks English, bro.

[05:47:28] But we just end up speaking some strange amalgamation of Spanish, you know?

[05:47:33] Spanish while I was there.

[05:47:34] My hotel was way over here for reasons I'll explain in a future video, but the next

[05:47:38] This morning I started making my way towards the alleged location of the Kentucky Hut.

[05:47:42] On the way there I passed the entrance to Jake and Logan Paul's neighborhood and there

[05:47:45] were also people just straight up...

[05:47:46] I think before I had seen a bunch of people hanging out and there was just a row of horses

[05:48:11] tied up to a fence like some sort of horse parking lot.

[05:48:14] Incredible.

[05:48:15] Closer I had a similar level of excitement compared to the time that I flew to Australia

[05:48:20] to eat at an outbacked steakhouse. And at long last, I laid eyes on it.

[05:48:25] I didn't know they were Puerto Rican LOL!

[05:48:30] Broly, Broder, Sientote, sit down. Sit down, my friend.

[05:48:41] I had a mini heart attack because the first thing you see is the sign which currently is just a KFC sign as opposed to the sign

[05:48:48] That you can see on Google sit down my friend

[05:48:50] Unfortunately, all three restaurants were in fact there and in the right order to KFC

[05:48:56] Taco Bell pizza that's genius

[05:48:59] Kentucky the Pizza Hut sign had even been

[05:49:02] pictures on Google Maps for taken and this place

[05:49:05] There were decent number of cars in the parking lot and the drive-through was also pretty full

[05:49:09] I don't know about other Spanish speaking places, but in Puerto Rico, drive-throughs are called

[05:49:13] Cervicaros.

[05:49:14] Parked my rental car on- Cervicaros!

[05:49:17] Cervicaros!

[05:49:18] Oh yes, I'm going through the Cervicaro.

[05:49:21] I'm just gonna be honest with you.

[05:49:24] Yes, called Cervicaro, but everybody just calls it drive-through.

[05:49:30] On the inside there was a huge seating area- And drive-through!

[05:49:33] And drive-through!

[05:49:34] And drive-through!

[05:49:35] And then a separate counter for the pizza.

[05:49:36] So I'll admit, by my own definition, not the purest form of a triple combination restaurant.

[05:49:41] But from what I could tell, the kitchen areas did seem to be connected, so I'll take it.

[05:49:45] And for what it's worth, I do think you can order from all three from the drive-thru,

[05:49:48] and the branding was all combined, like on this poster with nutrition information.

[05:49:52] Plus, after all I'd been through to find this place, I was just happy to be there.

[05:49:56] There was not an iHop here at, like, the one Google Maps listing suggested, but the

[05:50:00] iHop logo works on a few things, like this promotional card.

[05:50:03] Wait, what?

[05:50:04] They're supposed to be iHop in there?!

[05:50:06] managed by the same parent company in Puerto Rico called Encanto Restaurant.

[05:50:09] Encanto Restaurant.

[05:50:11] We're at the KFC Taco Bell counter first, and I just want to highlight a few of the

[05:50:14] menu differences.

[05:50:15] First and foremost, they are still selling the Double Down in Puerto Rico.

[05:50:19] That's the sandwich that has fried chicken instead of bread, and it was only a

[05:50:23] They're sully not there?

[05:50:32] I can't believe it, what the fuck?

[05:50:40] Available double down in Puerto Rico, that's a sandwich that has fried chicken instead of

[05:50:44] bread and it was only available for a limited time in the continental US.

[05:50:48] Another big difference was that they sold ice cream.

[05:50:50] That is co-

[05:50:50] They're so ice cream!

[05:50:52] That's crazy that they're selling that freaking sandwich and ice cream in Puerto Rico!

[05:50:57] Tourism is about to go up, bro.

[05:50:59] Tourism!

[05:51:00] Now that people know that this exists.

[05:51:02] They had something called the Chocolato, which essentially looked like a hot fudge sundae.

[05:51:05] Chocolato!

[05:51:06] And not from Taco Bell.

[05:51:08] That was a KFC dessert.

[05:51:09] KFC also had a bunch of-

[05:51:10] CHOOL ROBIES!

[05:51:11] OOOH!

[05:51:12] What?!

[05:51:13] Different chicken sandwiches that had different names,

[05:51:15] like a regular chicken sandwich,

[05:51:17] chicken lovers,

[05:51:18] and a Colonel Supreme.

[05:51:19] They also had something called a big crunch, which is similar to something I saw-

[05:51:22] Oh my god!

[05:51:24] Chicken lovers and a kernel-

[05:51:25] Is that a double?

[05:51:26] Supreme? They also had something called a big-

[05:51:28] That's a double chicken!

[05:51:31] That's two chickens in the air!

[05:51:35] Crunch, which is similar to something I saw in Australia.

[05:51:37] It's a chicken sandwich with two filets of chicken on it.

[05:51:40] Or as they say in Australia, fillets.

[05:51:41] I don't know why, but I feel like back home, restaurants pretty universally love stacking multiple burger patties,

[05:51:46] but rarely stack multiple chicken-

[05:51:48] The Taco Bell menu was significantly smaller but included something called

[05:51:52] a dinamita burrito, a dobladilla, which was cooked with some more sweet and a cheese accordita crunch,

[05:51:59] and taquitos, which hilariously Taco Bell calls rolled tacos in non-spanish speaking markets.

[05:52:04] The Taco Bell Puerto Rico website actually has a much larger menu, and I suspect this one was

[05:52:08] limited because it's a combo restaurant. But at other Taco Bell locations in Puerto Rico,

[05:52:12] you can order a taco salad, a mexi melt, more ice cream items like the bell cup,

[05:52:17] Chocodillas, which were also on the Australian Taco Bell menu, and Chocodilla!

[05:52:22] The Loaded Potato Grillers. Does anybody out there remember the days when the Loaded Grillers

[05:52:25] were part of the Happy Hour menu at Taco Bell? I'm pretty sure at one point you could get $1

[05:52:29] drinks and $1 Loaded Grillers, which honestly in 2025 feels about as foreign as the prices from

[05:52:35] the 1960s. Oh, this was last year. This video is a year old.

[05:52:39] Interestingly, the Kentucky Hoods doesn't show up on the Taco Bell website for online ordering,

[05:52:43] and I suspect because it would get too complicated with the different menus.

[05:52:47] I decided to order the Double Down, the Churros, and then some ingredients for a couple Frankenstein

[05:52:51] creations that I wanted to make with menu items from each of the three restaurants.

[05:52:55] A popular comment from one of the Reddit threads about Kentucky Hutts said that these

[05:52:58] were always the very definition of wasted potential.

[05:53:01] Why combine brands you own under one roof if you're not going to have exclusive foods

[05:53:05] that take advantage of the pairing?

[05:53:07] That would be crazy if they did!

[05:53:08] In my previous video about combination fast food restaurants, I tried to come up with

[05:53:11] with a few cross-bred innovations.

[05:53:13] I'm gonna do the same thing here.

[05:53:15] I'm a little bit less familiar with the Pizza Hut menu

[05:53:17] in the continental United States,

[05:53:18] but here they had a My Hut box,

[05:53:20] which was essentially where I remember getting my kid.

[05:53:22] And then a whole bunch of desserts,

[05:53:23] like Cinnabon, Cinnamon Buns.

[05:53:25] Although I should note,

[05:53:26] no Cinnabon Delights at Taco Bell, as far as I could tell.

[05:53:29] They had something called Chocolate Dunkers

[05:53:31] and this ultimate chocolate chip cookie.

[05:53:33] I signed over one of those My Hut combos

[05:53:35] and then the Giant Cookie.

[05:53:36] My combo came with a drink

[05:53:37] and they actually had their own drink machine

[05:53:39] over here at the Pizza Hut counter.

[05:53:40] This one didn't have any Mountain Dew, so I just got a Pepsi.

[05:53:43] Out of curiosity, I checked the other fountain to see if they had Baja Blast, and they did.

[05:53:47] But interestingly enough, pictures of that old long taco hut did show Baja Blast on the

[05:53:52] fountain.

[05:53:53] Just a few pictures below the stock plate of that girl.

[05:53:54] At both counters, I kind of fumbled my way through my order with Broken Spanish, but

[05:53:58] I'm proud to say that nothing was lost in translation, at least as far as I know.

[05:54:01] Since my orders were going to come up at two different counters, I kind of just

[05:54:04] posted up in between the two to make sure that I didn't miss either one.

[05:54:07] I wasn't given a receipt or an order number at either counter, so I was just like, hopefully this works.

[05:54:12] While I was waiting, I started to notice some of the wall art, which featured some Puerto Rican landmarks,

[05:54:16] but also just some random English phrases which were cracking me up.

[05:54:19] Like, you've got beep beep, love, true love.

[05:54:22] And this one just says, Mandy Connor Luke Clare.

[05:54:25] And maybe Nandly. Nandly? I'm not 100%...

[05:54:28] What?

[05:54:31] What is this?

[05:54:34] I noticed that for some other businesses in Puerto Rico who have parent companies located in the parts of the US that are primarily English speaking

[05:54:41] It seems like corporate just kind of sends the same English language signs for them to display here like for example

[05:54:46] Of course outside. There was this sign about their vision for the world or something

[05:54:50] And it was all in one of what we want to build a world where everyone has a seat at the table with full bellies and full hearts

[05:54:58] For all our teams and our customers. We want an equal slice for everyone

[05:55:02] What is this?

[05:55:04] I know a lot of people are bilingual probably more than the rest of the United States but it just feels a little bit like-

[05:55:09] But it's not that much of a problem because nobody's reading the fucking signs.

[05:55:12] Nobody's reading the damn signs in the freaking-

[05:55:14] Nobody goes to the freaking pics of them and be like,

[05:55:17] Oh, wow, I'm gonna read that sign that's right there and I'm like,

[05:55:19] Nobody gives a shit about that shit, bro.

[05:55:21] Did anybody do their homework before?

[05:55:22] No one cares!

[05:55:23] Okay, my food came out and I picked an open booth where I could try the food and eventually create my crossover items.

[05:55:29] First up was the double down, which again-

[05:55:30] Oh my god.

[05:55:32] Look at that thing!

[05:55:33] Chicken, mac and cheese, special sauce, and another chicken breast.

[05:55:36] I don't know how you guys feel about the double down, but it was actually really good.

[05:55:39] It's just a little bit of a bummer that it takes a year off your life every time you eat one.

[05:55:42] Next, I started working on my Frankenstein creation.

[05:55:45] So back before...

[05:55:45] Bro, how many calories do you think that all of this is? This is like...

[05:55:50] This whole thing! That's a lot of fucking calories, bro!

[05:55:54] Go-Huts were in danger, but there was this guy from Thrillist who went to one and made a pizza

[05:55:58] with KFC and Taco Bell toppings.

[05:56:01] But by his own admission, it was kind of gross.

[05:56:03] My goal on the other hand was to make something that was actually enjoyable.

[05:56:06] I decided to start with a quesadilla base, and I'm really proud of myself that I was

[05:56:09] able to ask them in Spanish if it would be possible to get this without slicing.

[05:56:13] So one chicken quesadilla, and the plan was to top it with the cheese from the pizza,

[05:56:18] chicken nuggets from KFC, and then marinara sauce from the breadstick.

[05:56:21] Ew!

[05:56:22] That's genius!

[05:56:23] As I got started, I was like nervously looking around because I knew that I just

[05:56:26] looked absolutely insane making this.

[05:56:28] And you might be thinking to yourself, why didn't you just open up the quesadilla and

[05:56:31] pile everything on the inside like a giant burrito?

[05:56:33] And I like where your head's at, but ultimately I wanted to keep the quesadilla sauce separate

[05:56:37] from the marinara sauce and treat it more like a quesadilla.

[05:56:40] It just wouldn't have the same flavor profile like they're all mixed together.

[05:56:46] Ewww!

[05:56:47] And you guys, this is actually really good.

[05:56:57] I made some combos before that were not very good, but I surprised myself with this one.

[05:57:02] Like the Double Down, this might also take a year off your life, but man, I feel like

[05:57:05] that's a price I'm willing to pay.

[05:57:07] As I kept eating, I had an internal debate over what to call it, and I'm still not 100%

[05:57:11] sure, but I think I'd lean towards the Chicken Pizzorito.

[05:57:14] And you might be like, that's cute, but they never put something like that on me.

[05:57:17] Chicken Pizzorito.

[05:57:18] That's interesting.

[05:57:19] I can't say that.

[05:57:20] Let's rewind for a second to Monday, March 27th, 2023, Irvine, California.

[05:57:24] I'm in the test kitchen at Taco Bell,

[05:57:26] the place where they create and test new menu items.

[05:57:29] And I'm asked if there's anything that I'd want to create.

[05:57:31] And I'm like, yes, as a matter of fact, there is.

[05:57:33] So I whip up something that I called the Taco Dia,

[05:57:36] two soft tortillas with cheese in between

[05:57:38] that were grilled like a quesadilla

[05:57:39] and then used as the outer shell of a taco.

[05:57:42] Tastes really good, but I figured that was that.

[05:57:44] Fast forward to this year.

[05:57:46] I'm looking at this Taco Bell location in Guatemala

[05:57:48] that looks like a literal resort

[05:57:50] because it's a bucket list Taco Bell for me.

[05:57:52] I think it might be the most beautiful Taco Bell

[05:57:53] in the world.

[05:57:54] I've been to the one on the beach in pacific beautiful taco bell in the world

[05:57:59] What is that menu board say taco Diaz a taco diaz when I saw that but then I checked the date on this video

[05:58:05] And it's from april 2023 just one month after I visited the taco bell headquarters

[05:58:10] So although they took his idea that this was my idea

[05:58:13] I took his taco diaz the runways for testing and approval and then distribution and pr packaging and everything

[05:58:19] I'm gonna go ahead and say that it is

[05:58:21] Hey, there you go!

[05:58:23] Good taco there you go!

[05:58:24] I'm gonna chalk it up to parallel thinking,

[05:58:25] but if anything, it tells me that I'm on the same wavelength as the Taco Bell chefs.

[05:58:30] So I think the chicken pizzerito might actually have some legs.

[05:58:33] You didn't get compensated.

[05:58:34] Basically my plan was to put the chocolate sundae from KFC

[05:58:37] on top of the chocolate chip cookie from Pizza Hut.

[05:58:39] I've done this before with the subway footlong cookie

[05:58:41] and the McDonald's hot fudge sundae, and it is delicious.

[05:58:45] This one was not quite as good as that one

[05:58:47] because the cookie was a little bit harder.

[05:58:48] Look at the cookie!

[05:58:49] I think they were a little bit burnt,

[05:58:50] but I will never say no to warm cookies and ice cream.

[05:58:53] I saw the comments on that other video that were like,

[05:58:55] this is just a bazookie from BJ's restaurant in Brewhouse.

[05:58:58] And to that I would say,

[05:58:59] not all of us have a BJ's restaurant near us,

[05:59:01] and mine was cheaper,

[05:59:02] and a lot easier to acquire and eat at home.

[05:59:04] Like I'll fly to Puerto Rico for fast food,

[05:59:06] but I'm not willing to go to a sit-down restaurant for a cookie.

[05:59:08] At some point I realized that I never received my churro bite,

[05:59:10] so I went back up to the counter and-

[05:59:11] Oh my god, you gotta have a churro bite!

[05:59:13] Phenomenal.

[05:59:14] It's no secret that I'm a cinnamon twist.

[05:59:16] It's Hater.

[05:59:16] Well, Hater is a strong word, I just-

[05:59:18] Okay, all his opinions are invalid, he hates cinnamon twists.

[05:59:23] I can't trust anybody who doesn't like cinnamon twists.

[05:59:26] The greatest Taco Bell menu item of all time.

[05:59:30] Everybody knows that the best dessert from Taco Bell is the cinnamon twist.

[05:59:35] You can't have Taco Bell without a cinnamon twist.

[05:59:39] Don't get the hype.

[05:59:40] They had something like the cherubites in Australia and I think these are easily

[05:59:42] ten times better than the cinnamon twists.

[05:59:44] The cinnamon twists are the best!

[05:59:45] You gotta have cinnamon twists!

[05:59:46] Ironically, Taco Bells in the mainland of the United States just rolled out birthday cake churros last week,

[05:59:51] so hopefully those are successful and we get some regular churros as a permanent menu addition.

[05:59:55] The time came for me to leave and I packed up the food that I had need for me to finish later.

[05:59:59] In order to respect the wishes for me to not go to Puerto Rico just for the Kentucky Hut,

[06:00:03] I tried to make the most of my remaining hours and managed to squeeze in a trip to the beach,

[06:00:08] which was beautiful. For context, the day before it was 11 degrees when I left Montana

[06:00:13] And it was 82 degrees as I sat on this beach.

[06:00:16] I also made the drive up to El Yunke National Rainforest

[06:00:18] to do this sick waterfall.

[06:00:21] And then I took a walk through Old San Juan

[06:00:23] as the sun was going down,

[06:00:24] which I would highly recommend.

[06:00:26] Before I went back to the airport

[06:00:27] for my flight home that night,

[06:00:28] I decided to make one last stop

[06:00:30] at the Kentucky Hut to say goodbye.

[06:00:36] On my way over there,

[06:00:37] I saw fireworks going off,

[06:00:38] which felt like a cutting end

[06:00:40] to my time in Puerto Rico.

[06:00:43] And let me tell you, seeing it at night was a sight to behold.

[06:01:05] As I sat there eating my left earbrow, these guys looked like yous and us.

[06:01:08] I just thought to myself, how lucky am I to exist at the same time in history as Kentako Hut?

[06:01:14] Even if they do eventually go extinct, I feel blessed to have been able to eat at one.

[06:01:19] You know how many people are probably walking and driving by by the way,

[06:01:23] this guy over here?

[06:01:24] I also heard PR saying that he wasn't able to track down any Kentako Huts that were still in existence.

[06:01:30] I figured that if Taco Bell Corporate couldn't confirm the existence of any Kentako Huts,

[06:01:33] then this must truly be the last of a dying breed.

[06:01:36] breed. I just responded to that email with this picture and said greetings from Puerto Rico.

[06:01:41] I also left a good overview.

[06:01:43] Mindful.

[06:02:06] me that Frankenstein yummy and yummy all the chicken pizza Rito. Aw, that's sweet.

[06:02:13] Four minutes who sent me those pictures actually beat me to it. So now between the two of us there's

[06:02:17] plenty of up-to-date information about this location. At the time I'm filming this the one

[06:02:21] Google Maps listing actually has the hours listed which it didn't before and the other one no longer

[06:02:26] says that this place may be closed and I'd like to hope that it stays that way.

[06:02:31] I suspect some people might comment saying there's one near me and I mean this

[06:02:35] With all sincerity, I really hope you're right. All I ask is that you comment with the exact address so we can look it up on

[06:02:41] Google to confirm. Hey, if there's one thing I love it's taking

[06:02:44] Is he serious? He's taking a video with a

[06:02:46] OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[06:02:48] That sounds enjoyable to you, you can click the subscribe button down below because there's more where that came from

[06:02:52] I know that for some of the people watching this right now

[06:02:54] You might be struggling in life and if that's the case for you

[06:02:56] I'd love for you to remember that even when it doesn't feel like it

[06:02:58] It's gonna be okay.

[06:03:00] Because there's a Ken Paco hook

[06:03:02] OHHHHHHHHH

[06:03:04] OOOOO OOOO PML

[06:03:33] I get it. It makes so much sense.

[06:03:44] A course. A course.

[06:04:03] Mimimi...

[06:04:10] Time to make Connor eat the whole Ken-Takohut menu?

[06:04:14] Mmm, if we could get him to Puerto Rico, huh?

[06:04:17] If we could get him to Puerto Rico, what do you think?

[06:04:23] You were born with a death sentence, the Cap-down Timer kind.

[06:04:26] Complete with radiation poisoning.

[06:04:28] Welcome to life as a necrontyre.

[06:04:30] 30 years if you were lucky, 40 if you were exceptional, 50 if the universe owed you a favor.

[06:04:35] Why? Your son hated you. Radiation poured off it like a cosmic male finger.

[06:04:40] Lesions by puberty, brittle bones by your teens, coughing a blood by 16.

[06:04:45] You know the math. Everyone did. You'd be dead before your parents' tomb finished settling.

[06:04:49] And yet, you met her at a-

[06:04:50] It sounds horrible!

[06:04:51] Because that's where Nekronter met people.

[06:04:53] Funerals, tomb dedications, the occasional my uncle lasted 40 years celebration.

[06:04:58] She laughed at something you said you don't remember what you remember the laugh

[06:05:02] You got married knowing you'd both be dead in 20 years had a daughter knowing she didn't hair at the same countdown

[06:05:07] Did it anyway because what's the alternative?

[06:05:10] Diolone and pointless at least this way the short time meant something your daughter was six now you were 27

[06:05:16] Your wife called you old man as a joke

[06:05:18] Wasn't really a joke some nights your daughter climbed into your lap while you sat on the roof watching the stars that were killing you

[06:05:24] Dear God.

[06:05:25] She asked why the sky was so pretty if it made everyone sick.

[06:05:27] You said you didn't know.

[06:05:28] She said that seemed unfair.

[06:05:30] Smart kid.

[06:05:31] She started coughing last month.

[06:05:32] Just a little.

[06:05:33] Just sometimes.

[06:05:34] You pretended not to notice.

[06:05:35] Your wife, a minor noble like you, held your hand through your fevers.

[06:05:38] Your brother worked the forges.

[06:05:40] Made beautiful things with shaking hands.

[06:05:41] This is a horrible night!

[06:05:42] So if you were to die young, at least he'd leave something behind.

[06:05:45] Your sister kept family records, tracked everyone's early debts like baseball stats.

[06:05:50] Someone had to remember.

[06:05:51] Your homeworld had two types of buildings, houses for the living, and tombs for the dead.

[06:05:55] The tombs were bigger.

[06:05:56] You'd spend three years building yours, added a wing for your daughter, for later.

[06:06:00] Normal stuff.

[06:06:01] What?

[06:06:02] Your people got really good at technology out of spite.

[06:06:04] Built starships, developed self-repairing living metal, mastered stasis tech.

[06:06:08] Still couldn't fix the radiation problem.

[06:06:10] So you spread out.

[06:06:12] Colonization.

[06:06:13] Maybe find stars that weren't actively murderous.

[06:06:15] That's when your scouts found the old ones.

[06:06:17] Ancient aliens.

[06:06:18] Immortal.

[06:06:19] God wizards who've been thriving for millions of years while your species died young.

[06:06:24] They had the power to cure your kind at Rishé Biology grant eternal life.

[06:06:28] But they said, no.

[06:06:29] What?

[06:06:30] Why?

[06:06:31] Well, nobody knows.

[06:06:32] You never got a clear answer.

[06:06:34] What the-

[06:06:35] What you did know was that they could have helped you and that was enough.

[06:06:39] The Envy curdled in a hatred, hatred in the war, so your leadership declared war.

[06:06:44] But spite doesn't win wars.

[06:06:46] The old ones had reality-bending psychic powers and wormhole networks.

[06:06:49] You had advanced tech and rage.

[06:06:52] Your brother got conscripted.

[06:06:54] Six months later, his ship got erased.

[06:06:55] Portal opened inside the hull.

[06:06:57] Your sister carved his name into the family tomes.

[06:06:59] She was coughing blood now, too.

[06:07:01] Door dragged on.

[06:07:02] More fleaks and sword beams carved.

[06:07:05] Your sister joined the archer of life.

[06:07:07] Then your scientist found something.

[06:07:09] The Catan.

[06:07:10] Star gods.

[06:07:11] Pure energy beings that fed on stellar radiation.

[06:07:15] He wanted physical bodies, your people could build them.

[06:07:18] So they offered you a deal.

[06:07:20] If you build them bodies, then they would help you in the war and also make you immortal.

[06:07:24] Your ruler the Silent King accepted.

[06:07:27] So the Catan began conducting biotransference.

[06:07:29] This process is when your biological body gets destroyed and then your consciousness gets

[06:07:33] re-uploaded into a metal frame.

[06:07:35] As a result, well, you wake up immortal in a body that can't be killed.

[06:07:39] Simple, clean, permit.

[06:07:41] And you're inside a rob-

[06:07:42] I didn't want the math to add up, but nobody wanted to hear it.

[06:07:45] In everyone's defense, when someone offers immortality and your alternative is dying at 30, you don't read the fine print.

[06:07:50] Biotransference was mandatory. Your body's quality depended on your rank.

[06:07:54] High nobility got the best shells, near complete preservation.

[06:07:57] Midtier got functional consciousness. Everyone else got whatever was left.

[06:08:01] Aww...

[06:08:02] Pure family qualified. Midtier and Obelisk.

[06:08:04] The night before you held your daughter, tried to memorize her laugh.

[06:08:07] What warmth felt like.

[06:08:08] The facility was enormous, thousands lined up.

[06:08:12] Your turn.

[06:08:13] You picked up your daughter, your wife took your hand.

[06:08:16] Together you entered the chamber.

[06:08:17] You thought, finally she'll have time.

[06:08:20] You thought, we're saved.

[06:08:22] The machine started and felt something inside you tear away.

[06:08:25] Something you didn't know you had.

[06:08:27] Then nothing.

[06:08:28] Black.

[06:08:38] Then you woke up.

[06:08:44] You looked down.

[06:08:45] Metal, skeletal frame of necrodermis, living metal that repaired itself.

[06:08:49] Glowing green optics, a gauss weapon, atomic dissolution gun, built into your arm.

[06:08:55] You looked for your family, found two metal bodies nearby, one small.

[06:09:00] She moved, turned towards you.

[06:09:01] Green optics flickered.

[06:09:03] Recognition protocols fired, then nothing.

[06:09:06] Just automated responses.

[06:09:08] My daughter wasn't sleeping or confused.

[06:09:10] She was gone.

[06:09:11] No!

[06:09:12] No!

[06:09:13] Immortal class like you.

[06:09:14] Her optics flickered.

[06:09:15] Recognition protocols fired.

[06:09:17] Then nothing.

[06:09:18] She walked away.

[06:09:19] Whatever bond existed, deleted.

[06:09:21] You tried to feel the horror.

[06:09:23] The memory of the horror existed.

[06:09:24] The feeling didn't.

[06:09:25] Oh my.

[06:09:26] Since your family was mid-tier nobility, you and your wife got mid-tier bodies.

[06:09:29] Enough preservation to remember.

[06:09:31] Not enough to feel.

[06:09:32] No!

[06:09:33] She was young.

[06:09:34] Small.

[06:09:35] Unimportant to the hierarchy.

[06:09:37] He got a Warrior Chassis.

[06:09:39] Basic programming, no memories, no awareness.

[06:09:41] No!

[06:09:42] The Kutan didn't care about potential, they cared about rank.

[06:09:45] Orders team, report for combat.

[06:09:47] Your body moved automatically.

[06:09:49] Protocols.

[06:09:50] Thousands of metal bodies' information.

[06:09:52] This is horrible!

[06:09:54] Warriors, basic consciousness.

[06:09:55] Followers, forestry.

[06:09:56] That's really good to see the world in 720p forever!

[06:09:58] You've got to remember everything you lost.

[06:10:01] War started immediately.

[06:10:02] War in Heaven Part 2.

[06:10:04] They deployed you to an old one world orders advance eliminate resistance you advanced the old one servant shot at you plasma lasers

[06:10:12] You walk through it necronormous self-repair you raise your gas flare fire

[06:10:17] Flesh stripped away atom by atom base screened the first campaign lasted three years no sleep no food the rest just fight repair fight

[06:10:27] The old ones fell. You tore through their empires, but you felt nothing.

[06:10:32] Oh my god.

[06:10:33] They treated you like nothing because you had no taste.

[06:10:36] Then you figured it out.

[06:10:37] By a transference, hadn't just transferred consciousness, it separated consciousness from soul.

[06:10:43] Get the verse.

[06:10:44] I took your soul.

[06:10:45] Those star gods ate the part of you that made you able to fight with a gun.

[06:10:49] Everyone figured it out too late.

[06:10:51] The Catan started fighting each other, consuming each other,

[06:10:54] each other. Getting drunk on your species' souls, then they started demanding more. More

[06:10:58] worlds, more death, more feeding. The Silent King realized you traded one master for worse

[06:11:04] ones. New orders, kill the gods. The Platoon helped corner one. It warped reality. Killed

[06:11:10] soldiers by racing them from existence. You shot it anyway. You fell. You couldn't

[06:11:14] actually kill them. They were energy beings. You could shatter them. Trap the pieces

[06:11:19] in prisons. You should have felt vindicated, but you felt nothing. The Silent King's broadcast,

[06:11:25] the Wars One, the Old Ones are gone, the Catana contained, we are free. Free. Right.

[06:11:31] We did the work!

[06:11:32] Let's order sleep. Why? The galaxy was wrecked. The Eldar, psychic species, the Old Ones

[06:11:37] are created, were grown stronger. Your kind was too damaged, too diminished, too hollow

[06:11:42] to fight another war. So the Silent King ordered the Great Sleep, hibernate into

[06:11:47] from worlds, let the younger species rise, fight and exhaust themselves, wake up when

[06:11:51] they're weak.

[06:11:52] He destroyed his command codes, exiled himself into the void, carrying 60 billion souls worth

[06:11:57] of guilt.

[06:11:58] The rest of you, 60 million years in stasis.

[06:12:01] They loaded you into tombshifts, such as king...

[06:12:03] 60 million years!

[06:12:04] You thought I was somewhere in this army?

[06:12:07] Maybe one nearby unit was your daughter.

[06:12:09] You'd never know.

[06:12:11] You lie down, systems are powering off.

[06:12:13] We thought, maybe when I wake up, this will make sense.

[06:12:17] The stasis field activated, and everything went black.

[06:12:22] And speaking of containment, today's sponsor, Tabletop Stronghold.

[06:12:25] He's not business out of wet and excess, eventually birthed a chaos god through sheer

[06:12:29] hate and mystic overachievement.

[06:12:31] That collapsed spectacularly.

[06:12:32] And then he discovered fire and warp trap.

[06:12:37] For you, nothing, no dreams, no thoughts, no sense of duration.

[06:12:41] With the galaxy, everything, 60 million years passed.

[06:12:45] The Elgarland of the galaxy-spanning empire got really into art and excess, eventually

[06:12:50] birthed a chaos god through sheer hedonistic overachievement.

[06:12:53] That collapsed spectacularly.

[06:12:56] Humanity discovered fire, then warp travel, then had a ruin both.

[06:12:59] Orcs spread like a galactic fungal infection of guns.

[06:13:03] The galaxy moved on, evolved, changed completely.

[06:13:06] You didn't.

[06:13:07] Just existed in a metal coffin underground.

[06:13:10] Occasionally, your two worlds shook, tectonic shifts.

[06:13:13] New species discovering what was varied, picking at the wrong graves.

[06:13:17] Canoptic scarabs, little repair robots, scuttled through corridors, patching hall breaches,

[06:13:22] maintaining life support for unliving things, keeping the tune functional.

[06:13:25] Then something changed.

[06:13:27] A massive impact.

[06:13:28] Seismic.

[06:13:29] Close.

[06:13:30] Really close.

[06:13:31] Your system's flickered, emergency protocols triggered, revival sequence initiated without

[06:13:35] authorization.

[06:13:37] You woke up early.

[06:13:38] This was a problem.

[06:13:40] It might have been Eldar Purge Fleet or just a tectonic drift.

[06:13:43] The logs were too corrupted to tell.

[06:13:45] Didn't matter.

[06:13:46] Damage was damage.

[06:13:48] Your anti-gnostics, your engrammic matrix, the computer story, your consciousness was

[06:13:52] corrupted.

[06:13:53] Data fragmentation, like dropping a hard drive.

[06:13:55] You remember being the concierge.

[06:13:58] Radiation sickness, the war, having a family, having a daughter.

[06:14:01] Wait, what was her name?

[06:14:03] You searched your memory banks, found the fire that was corrupted.

[06:14:06] Blank data where her name should be.

[06:14:08] Your wife's name?

[06:14:09] No!

[06:14:11] No!

[06:14:25] No!

[06:14:39] Oh no!

[06:15:09] die, they'd kill everything else, including themselves. Especially themselves. The math

[06:15:15] didn't work, but they kept trying. Then something phaseed through the wall. Can up tech, rates.

[06:15:21] Security constructs built before the Great Sleep programmed and maintained two integrity.

[06:15:26] They drifted to where the corrupted units, Gauss fields, the flare dropped, the destroyer

[06:15:30] dropped. Standard quarantine procedure. You check your own systems. Matrix damage,

[06:15:35] Oh dear god.

[06:15:40] And there!

[06:15:41] And there!

[06:15:42] And there!

[06:15:43] And there!

[06:15:44] And there!

[06:16:05] Family? Yes. Names? Corrupted. Faces? Gone.

[06:16:08] Daughters laugh? Static.

[06:16:10] Biotransference? Crystal clear.

[06:16:13] Trauma always survives.

[06:16:14] Yartfarin, the supreme lord of your entire clan, broadcasts across all frequencies, standard speech.

[06:16:20] The galaxy belongs to your kind ones. Time to take it back.

[06:16:23] Somewhere out there, the silent king had returned.

[06:16:26] Now he wanted unity, leadership, forgiveness maybe.

[06:16:29] Not every dynasty agreed. Some farons ignored his calls, others openly defied him.

[06:16:34] Sixty million years of independence that have made your kind stubborn.

[06:16:38] Your dynasty, they chose to listen. For now.

[06:16:41] You didn't have the capacity to carry their way, just protocols.

[06:16:44] Then orders came, reclaimed territory, eliminate resistance.

[06:16:48] Your forces marched the way to a world that was stolen from the old ones, onto a human world.

[06:16:53] They called themselves the Empyrean now. They built cities on top of your tomb.

[06:16:57] Rude. You advanced, raised your gas flare. The humans opened fire.

[06:17:01] Bullets bounced off like rain.

[06:17:03] If you fired that young soldier who couldn't have been more than 20 dissolves screaming Adam by Adam

[06:17:09] Dying officer grabbed your ankle left blood on the necrodermis warm wet

[06:17:14] You looked at it longer than tactical analysis require

[06:17:26] Oh my god

[06:17:28] You fired again.

[06:17:36] Back of the tomb, a crypt tech, one of the techno specialists ran diagnostics on your

[06:17:39] platoon, stopped at you.

[06:17:41] And Grammic Matrix corruption, 67% accelerating.

[06:17:45] Translation, your memory was dying.

[06:17:47] Again, at 70% the tomb systems or a local crypt tech would wipe what remained, reset

[06:17:52] you to baseline warrior.

[06:17:53] No consciousness, no memories, no suffering.

[06:17:56] What do you want of that?

[06:17:58] Between deployments you gave dying a chance too.

[06:18:00] Walked into a plasma form and calculated the damage threshold, exceeded it.

[06:18:04] Your body teleported back automatically.

[06:18:07] Resurrection protocols, standard feature.

[06:18:09] You woke up in the repair bay, fully functional, fully trapped.

[06:18:12] Even death wasn't an exit.

[06:18:14] New orders, next deployment in six hours.

[06:18:17] You join formation, again.

[06:18:19] You raise your gas flier, check the charge, another deployment, another sentry, another

[06:18:24] Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

[06:18:27] Your hand twitched, unprompted.

[06:18:29] You ran diagnostics, the result came back wrong.

[06:18:32] Flare virus detected.

[06:18:34] Uh-oh.

[06:18:35] Flare's curse.

[06:18:36] Your repair protocols have been fighting it for centuries.

[06:18:39] Divine curses don't care about firewalls.

[06:18:41] Your hand twitched again.

[06:18:42] You looked at her.

[06:18:43] Oh no!

[06:18:44] A lot of fingers were scratching at your chassis.

[06:18:45] Repetitive, obsessive.

[06:18:47] Oh no, he's infected!

[06:18:49] You'd seen infected units dragging bodies.

[06:18:51] Draping themselves in the air.

[06:18:53] I can't know!

[06:19:13] Oh my god, they're so sad!

[06:19:15] They're so sad!

[06:19:17] Just take it from someone else.

[06:19:19] You knew it was lies.

[06:19:20] Wearing skin wouldn't make you alive.

[06:19:22] You wanted it anyway.

[06:19:24] Back to the tomb that you swore notice.

[06:19:26] Of course they did.

[06:19:27] Alert.

[06:19:28] Flare contamination detected.

[06:19:29] Unicompromised.

[06:19:31] Quarantine protocol initiated.

[06:19:33] They moved to surround you.

[06:19:34] Gauss Flare's raced.

[06:19:35] You should surrender.

[06:19:37] Let them end it.

[06:19:38] Instead, you ran.

[06:19:39] Protocols screaming, logic collapsing.

[06:19:42] Find flesh.

[06:19:43] Take flesh.

[06:19:43] Become flesh.

[06:19:45] You fought three warriors before they cornered you in a maintenance corridor.

[06:19:49] The quarantine team arrived. Six units. Professional. Efficient.

[06:19:57] One of them was your wife.

[06:19:59] Oh!

[06:20:00] She raised her gas flare, optics locked on you, targeting systems engaged.

[06:20:04] She recognized you. You knew she did.

[06:20:06] You looked at her at the metal face that used to be someone you loved.

[06:20:09] This life!

[06:20:10] Tell her in your corrupted memory banks a fragment surfaced.

[06:20:12] Not her name, that was gone, but her face, the real one from before.

[06:20:17] Smiling, lying, looking at you like you mattered.

[06:20:21] The flare virus screamed at you to charge.

[06:20:23] Take her, wear her, feel something.

[06:20:26] You stopped.

[06:20:27] Lord, your arms, the virus howled.

[06:20:29] Your protocols demanded survival.

[06:20:31] You refused because you remembered loving her.

[06:20:34] Even if you couldn't feel it anymore.

[06:20:35] You waited for her shot.

[06:20:37] It didn't occur.

[06:20:42] Aw, this is so sad!

[06:20:45] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[06:20:50] No phase out protocol. Flayers don't get resurrection. Too dangerous to bring back.

[06:20:54] You fell your necrodermis dissolve. Adam by Adam.

[06:20:59] Finally, your last thought wasn't profound.

[06:21:01] Just a fragment of your laugh. A child's voice.

[06:21:05] Asking why the sky was so pretty.

[06:21:07] EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[06:21:09] AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[06:21:22] Why?!

[06:21:27] I was supposed to personally shareですか

[06:21:29] I wanted my life

[06:21:32] Don't play war ever Before you get

[06:21:34] This is a cherry tree, and this is a rant on snail.

[06:21:52] They live peacefully on my bedside table, but in just 8 weeks their population has fallen

[06:21:57] in control.

[06:21:58] Usually, they are removed and disposed of, but instead, I'm going to create them a beautiful,

[06:22:06] low-tech and self-sustaining home.

[06:22:08] First mail?

[06:22:09] How to make plants, bacteria and sunlight.

[06:22:12] I've made aquariums without tech before, but to deal with the population of this size,

[06:22:17] we're going to need a bigger jar.

[06:22:28] Wait, that's our biggest ju-

[06:22:30] And this one. It stands at 40cm high, 30cm high, and holds 21 litres of water.

[06:22:37] It's supposed to be a mammoth task, so I got to work.

[06:22:42] First, I add a few good handfuls of aquarium soil in the bottom, and mix in some lava rock to open it up.

[06:22:48] Oh, lava rock!

[06:22:49] This is all capped by an inch layer of sand which stops me from leaching into the water column and colonises good bacteria.

[06:22:56] area. I wanted to keep the deck all simple so I'm just using this piece of driftwood,

[06:23:01] and this is a really important step that speeds the whole process up. Water in an aquarium

[06:23:06] can take weeks to cycle, but by adding a piece of wood from an existing aquarium, you can

[06:23:11] add wood from it. Oh because it has bacteria in it already!

[06:23:15] Turning weeks worth of waiting into a few days. A few inches of water goes into the

[06:23:20] tank before the plants go inside, and this is where the magic happens, and

[06:23:25] it really is quite incredible.

[06:23:29] What I'm making is a warsted aquarium.

[06:23:31] What's that?

[06:23:32] A self-sustaining tank with no filter, no heater,

[06:23:35] and no CO2 injection.

[06:23:37] What?

[06:23:38] And the secret behind it all lies in the plants.

[06:23:41] The snails in the shrimp produce waste

[06:23:43] which feeds beneficial bacteria,

[06:23:45] and that bacteria breaks the waste down

[06:23:47] into nutrients that the plants absorb.

[06:23:49] And in return, the plants grow

[06:23:51] and help keep the water clean.

[06:23:54] Meanwhile, the snails and shrimp graze on algae and decaying leaves completing the cycle.

[06:23:59] So, with just light, plants and a bit of time, you get a living breathing ecosystem without

[06:24:05] the need for any tech.

[06:24:08] Once the plants have gone in, I filled it up with water for an existing aquarium.

[06:24:13] But that was not what I was expecting.

[06:24:16] I left the jar for 24 hours to see if it cleared, but when I came back the next

[06:24:20] day it was still the colour of a good cup of tea. So I dried up some of the water, topped

[06:24:26] it up, placed it by the window and came back the next day to see if it had cleared.

[06:24:33] And thankfully I do not have to start again. And because the azalea root was added, the

[06:24:39] water has stabilised and I can put the first round of snails in. But there is a problem.

[06:24:44] The spot does not get enough light and the plants won't grow healthily here so

[06:24:49] am I going to take this giant jar home? And this spot in my house is perfect for the

[06:24:59] shrimp jar. The aquarium is now on its forever home, and to further help the filtration, I'm

[06:25:05] attaching a floating pot on the rim. I flush some Bonsai swords get rid of all the dust

[06:25:16] before placing a peace lily inside.

[06:25:18] The peace lily will feed off the nutrients in the water

[06:25:21] and will also help keep the water clean

[06:25:23] as it grows healthily.

[06:25:29] Now I'm not joking when I say that these snails

[06:25:31] have really gotten out of control

[06:25:33] and if I left them in here, they would soon take over.

[06:25:37] I thought I couldn't drop them into their new home.

[06:25:46] And the next day, I grabbed another handful and they went in too.

[06:25:52] And the day after that, another handful went in.

[06:25:57] And this got me thinking.

[06:25:59] A single Ramshorn snail doesn't create much waste and won't affect the water quality,

[06:26:04] but 50 Ramshorn snails, and that's a different story.

[06:26:08] And to keep this ecosystem in balance, we need a natural pest control.

[06:26:13] And this is the Assassin Snail, a natural predator of the Ramshorn snails, but also an ally of

[06:26:20] the shrimp who had to come in a short while.

[06:26:22] A single Assassin Snail eats roughly one Ramshorn snail each day.

[06:26:27] And if my calculations are correct, then adding two Assassin Snails into the jar should keep

[06:26:32] the Ramshorn numbers in place and they also have the strangest hunting method.

[06:26:39] The assassin snail buries itself into the sand and pokes out its siphon.

[06:26:44] Which is this thing here.

[06:26:47] The siphon picks up chemical cues in the water and when it detects a suitable prey, it launches

[06:26:54] an attack.

[06:27:03] But thankfully, this ramshorn snail will live to see another day.

[06:27:07] A few weeks have now passed and the giant wallster jar has fully settled.

[06:27:13] What looks like a simple setup is layered with hidden complexity.

[06:27:18] Ecosystems within ecosystems.

[06:27:20] The delicate balance between snails, plants and bacteria has stabilized, creating a crystal

[06:27:26] clear, near self-sustaining aquarium on a stall in my living room.

[06:27:30] The assassin snails have began controlling the ramson populations.

[06:27:34] The plants are creating oxygen and the snails are controlling algae blossoms, but I'm not

[06:27:40] quite finished as this is not going to be just a snail jar.

[06:27:44] Oh, it's time for the shrimp.

[06:27:46] It's time for the shrimp.

[06:27:48] Someone get the cat!

[06:27:50] Hello?

[06:27:52] Someone get the cat!

[06:27:56] Hello?

[06:28:05] They're so small!

[06:28:10] While the red cherry shrimp is the hardiest of all the shrimp,

[06:28:13] they are sensitive to water changes, but I am prepared for this.

[06:28:17] I placed them into this box and set up a drip or climatization tube.

[06:28:21] tube, one end goes into the wallster jar, water is sucked through before a knot is tied

[06:28:27] controlling the flow to a drop every few seconds.

[06:28:31] This means it's not such a shock when they go into the wallster tank and I left this

[06:28:34] running for about 6 hours.

[06:28:36] Whenever the tub filled up, I used my egg cup to dish it out and after 3 rounds of

[06:28:41] this, the shrimp are ready to go into the ecosystem.

[06:28:44] Oh look at them jump!

[06:28:55] As it's a total rare ecology of the planted aquarium, I wanted to create a giant warsted

[06:29:00] jar. The word ecosystem gets banded around a lot, but I think this is a great representation

[06:29:06] of the word. The soil is rich in nutrients, enabling the plants to grow healthily and

[06:29:11] act as a natural biological filter for the water. The snails create waste which feeds

[06:29:16] the plants and the shrimps help break that waste down by preventing the water from becoming

[06:29:21] polluted. The assassin snails act as the apex predator of the aquarium and actually help

[06:29:26] the shrimps clean up process by keeping the ramson snails populations in check. Everything

[06:29:31] I just mentioned contributes to keeping the water parameters stable with minimal

[06:29:36] input from me. Ramsorn snails are seen as pests and the last thing I ever wanted to do

[06:29:41] was dispose of them, so creating them an ecosystem in which they can thrive seemed like the right

[06:29:46] thing to do.

[06:29:48] I've never been so excited to see an ecosystem develop. If you want to support the channel,

[06:29:54] you can subscribe or head over to Patreon. And if you want to see why there are so

[06:29:58] many of these snails, then you should check out this video.

[06:30:02] Wow, I learned so much about snails today, I didn't know anything about that.

[06:30:18] or a nice little project in your house.

[06:30:40] Okay, who sent this in?

[06:30:44] I recently put up a poll on my community tab section where I asked if you guys thought that

[06:30:52] it would be a good idea for the original FNAF games, i.e. FNAF 1 to my custom night, to

[06:30:58] be remade as to fit the newer lore.

[06:31:00] The results of this poll were mixed with over 70% of people saying yes this should be done,

[06:31:06] but the 30% that said no being the more vocal as to why they think that it would

[06:31:10] ruin the franchise in the comments.

[06:31:12] I'm honestly split about the idea myself, as reboots and remakes can invite a lot of

[06:31:16] their own problems when dealing with a franchise.

[06:31:19] Is this like, oh, is this somebody rebooting a franchise?

[06:31:21] That's why today I thought it would be more fun to create what I think would be a best

[06:31:25] case scenario for a reboot of the entire franchise, or at least a reboot of the very first

[06:31:31] game to see what I think FNAF 1 could have looked like were the story planned out from

[06:31:35] the very beginning.

[06:31:36] Depending on how this video performs, I might just create more like this, but

[06:31:39] For now, I think it's best to look back at where the series started, and try to reshuffle

[06:31:44] FNAF 1 to be a more narrative experience, as it tells us what came before, and trying

[06:31:49] to leave out all of the weird contradictory material.

[06:31:52] The title of my reboot will be Five Nights at Freddy's Anniversary.

[06:32:08] My reboot would start exactly where the first game did, a new-

[06:32:12] Oh my, this is basically like a Freddy- a Freddy fanfake.

[06:32:16] ...advertising the Nightguard shift for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

[06:32:20] Posted in the local newspaper, the Utah Province Daily Herald, is the following ad, published

[06:32:25] the 6th of November 1993.

[06:32:28] As you can see, not much here has changed from the original newspaper, aside from

[06:32:32] making the phone number to be the same from the Security Breach Fredbear posters

[06:32:36] and updating the minimum wage.

[06:32:37] Again, I'm not doing this to take a whiff of the curious image, but just to leave fun Easter eggs from this previous version of the FNAF universe.

[06:32:44] Nothing from any of the games is applicable to this new reboot slower.

[06:32:49] In my ideal scenario, I would also make that abundantly clear in community posts and advertising for the game before it released.

[06:32:55] The reason I decided to firmly set this game in 1993, rather than in 1999,

[06:33:07] 1998 or 92 or any of the other games based for the current version of FNAF 1 is mainly

[06:33:14] as a way to pay homage to game theory and their first FNAF video, which started the

[06:33:19] whole theorizing trend in the first place.

[06:33:21] However, there is a further reason, but we'll get back to that later.

[06:33:26] In the original game, the surrounding blurred out text was just some filler stuff that

[06:33:30] Scott put in for fun, but I think this is a great opportunity to further hint at

[06:33:34] other things going on in the FNAF world at this time.

[06:33:37] I think an advertisement first stands, but the thing is-

[06:33:39] This is so cute, but I'm like-

[06:33:41] I don't think I could watch a 30, 36 minute fan fake.

[06:33:48] Ralph the- Wait, is it sexual Ralph the full time?!

[06:33:50] Get the hell over your first week on the job!

[06:33:52] I definitely could have done with a friendly voice on these long nights, so I thought I'd give you one to listen to.

[06:33:58] Ralph will introduce himself as the Locations Manager.

[06:34:01] Uh, my name's Ralph. I'm the manager-

[06:34:03] This is very- This is very cute. This is very cute.

[06:34:07] This is very cute.

[06:34:10] It seems like people like it.

[06:34:17] I feel like people like this idea.

[06:34:23] Very cute. Very cute.

[06:34:37] What the fuck?

[06:34:44] Somebody send in a fucking SNL stick.

[06:34:47] What is this?

[06:34:57] Hide this away, folks. You're now entering the court.

[06:35:01] Janet Jackson!

[06:35:02] This is where Jimmy Fallon...

[06:35:04] Get in the bottle and process happens where we prepare all the cooks for all the bottles of Brunello that you saw earlier any questions

[06:35:14] Yes, I've always actually wondered about that. How do you cook the bottles?

[06:35:20] Excellent the question my Bella as you can see we are sucking all the cocks in this room right now

[06:35:25] what these three guys right here some of the most talented cock soakers

[06:35:37] what the fuck I'm curious how does one become a corksoker as we are like it

[06:35:48] to say, Corksockers are born not made.

[06:35:52] OK, OK, very funny.

[06:35:55] Corksocker, yes.

[06:35:56] Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[06:35:58] Very funny, very funny, very funny, Brad, very funny.

[06:36:05] Very funny.

[06:36:12] Very funny.

[06:36:15] Betty... Betty pony.

[06:36:19] Good skin.

[06:36:31] AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

[06:36:38] That's too long bro.

[06:36:40] It was funny for a second, but if they keep on going...

[06:36:45] Hey, they keep on going. That's just too much, bruv.

[06:36:52] Joel is hungry.

[06:37:02] What?

[06:37:11] Pat! Paula!

[06:37:15] Wait, this is so cute! What the fuck?

[06:37:25] Wait, I think I've seen this guy!

[06:37:28] Oh my god! I think we've seen this guy before!

[06:37:35] Hello again, hungry people!

[06:37:41] Hello!

[06:38:11] birthday and thank you for your support.

[06:38:13] Kate and Kiki Cole and Katelyn,

[06:38:15] Michaela, Adrienne, Karma.

[06:38:16] Yes, wishin' everybody a happy birthday.

[06:38:18] A very hungry, happy birthday.

[06:38:20] Oh, can I get a happy birthday for every one day?

[06:38:23] According to Little Caesars,

[06:38:24] is a handheld mini pizza with seasoned and sliced steak,

[06:38:27] onions and melted cheese.

[06:38:28] They don't tell us which kind.

[06:38:30] Sprinkle with Parmesan cheese.

[06:38:32] In order of four,

[06:38:33] these will load 690 calories onto your daily diet.

[06:38:36] Unfortunately, if you wanna know

[06:38:37] what the full nutritional information is,

[06:38:39] Little Caesars fails completely to provide that to the general public.

[06:38:43] Well, I'm sorry.

[06:38:44] Little Pazzer's likes to keep that information private.

[06:38:47] A legal requirement, by the way, and a disturbing trend I'm seeing in fast food limited-time

[06:38:51] offers lately.

[06:38:52] If I come across this information, I will put it in the description below, but I'm

[06:38:57] not holding my breath.

[06:38:58] A single alacar order of four of these will set you back $3.99 for making it a crazy

[06:39:03] pups crepe combo for $4.99 for taxes in Georgia, which is nothing more than the

[06:39:07] addition of a 20 ounce Pepsi. Is this a good deal or more creative marketing

[06:39:12] fluff? Let's put it to the test and head over to the pickup window. Little

[06:39:17] Caesars in Cartersville, Georgia. I've got my order in.

[06:39:23] Whoa. Get on with this show.

[06:39:25] DADDY READY

[06:39:27] DADDY READY

[06:39:29] DADDY READY

[06:39:31] Whoa, what the heck?

[06:39:33] A production value. The editing.

[06:39:35] It's crazy.

[06:39:37] DADDY READY

[06:39:39] DADDY READY

[06:39:41] DADDY READY

[06:39:43] DADDY READY

[06:39:45] DADDY READY

[06:39:47] DADDY READY

[06:39:49] DADDY READY

[06:39:51] They made them wait.

[06:39:53] Cheesecake crazy pups

[06:40:06] Yeah

[06:40:23] well that's new they give you one of these little buzzer boxes so that you

[06:40:29] know when your order is ready so I can either go back to the drive-thru or walk

[06:40:33] in and get it which is probably what I'm gonna do

[06:40:40] my pager hasn't gone off yet I'm gonna go ahead and go inside pick up my food

[06:40:47] And then we're gonna do the Joe's hungry temperature task

[06:40:57] Crazy pups number one is 153.9 degrees Fahrenheit crazy pups number two is

[06:41:02] 163.8 degrees Fahrenheit number three is one hundred sixty point zero degrees Fahrenheit

[06:41:07] If you've been watching my channel any length of time, you know, I like my temper set 140 degrees or above hotter is always better

[06:41:13] They're made to order. I actually thought they'd be a little bit hotter than this, but anyway

[06:41:20] Little Caesars

[06:41:21] Carter'sville you passed the Joe is hungry temperature test now time to open the box take a deep look inside

[06:41:28] Get the scales ready

[06:41:30] Head back to the studios and do the Joe is hungry weight test. Well little Caesars you do that

[06:41:36] He didn't get crazy bread

[06:41:39] All right on the temperature test. I expected nothing less

[06:41:43] But we need to see how you do with portion control when we take off for this package

[06:41:48] Gotta get the crazy brakes

[06:41:50] How could you not get the crazy brakes?

[06:41:54] 1.51

[06:42:07] Crazy bus number one weighs in at 7.95 ounces or 226 grams

[06:42:13] Crazy Puffs number two weighs in at 8.64 ounces or 245 grams.

[06:42:18] Crazy Puffs number three weighs in at 8.62 ounces or 244 grams.

[06:42:22] Well, the difference between the heaviest and the lightest

[06:42:24] is actually less than 10% of the average weight of all three.

[06:42:28] So today, Little Caesars, you actually

[06:42:31] pass the joyous hungry consistency weight test.

[06:42:34] What is this?

[06:42:34] It's the weight test.

[06:42:35] What's in the nutritional information

[06:42:37] there is little more I can do about that,

[06:42:39] except Adam all up.

[06:42:40] Average them out.

[06:42:41] Do the math and you come up with a fairly reasonable 48 cents an ounce which leads us on to the next test.

[06:42:48] The one and only, the Joe is Hungry, big reveal.

[06:42:53] Whoa, whoa, that's like mad, that doesn't look good.

[06:43:01] Eww!

[06:43:05] Eww! I don't like that!

[06:43:09] Eww!

[06:43:11] Ew, I don't want that, never mind.

[06:43:21] Ew.

[06:43:22] Ew.

[06:43:23] Ew.

[06:43:24] Ew.

[06:43:25] This is what it looks like, and this is what it's supposed to look like, and this is what

[06:43:51] It's supposed to look like this is what it looks like and it's supposed to look like

[06:44:11] We've seen what they look like, and we saw how much they were, and from my perspective,

[06:44:21] they're a little bit more brown, and a little bit more messy, but in my opinion, you may

[06:44:27] disagree.

[06:44:28] I actually think they might look a little better than their photograph.

[06:44:32] Leave it in the comments, which leave us on to the next test, but don't worry,

[06:44:37] Hungry bite test so it is bite test engage

[06:45:07] The pizza dough was nicely cooked and well browned and actually retained a little bit

[06:45:28] of crispiness even after it cooled down.

[06:45:30] Wow!

[06:45:31] The cheese was properly melted and tasty and the onions actually added to the flavor.

[06:45:36] To me, it was very savory and present and blended well with the other flavors.

[06:45:42] This thing was small, easy to handle and wasn't messy.

[06:45:46] With that being said, we need to look into the past, see what Chatter Joe thinks and

[06:45:51] do.

[06:45:52] The Joe is hungry, sneak-a-doodle-byte.

[06:45:55] Sneak-a-doodle-byte number one.

[06:46:00] Sneak-a-doodle-byte number two.

[06:46:04] a doodle bite? My penalty box hat. Sneaky doodle bite number three. It is hot, it is cheesy,

[06:46:19] it's mildly savory, and there's actually some meat. So now it's time to give this thing

[06:46:24] a score. If you don't know my scale, my scale is one to ten, nine being the best, anything

[06:46:28] but nine saying one, so I'll have to do it. He's not having it. Five and down,

[06:46:30] that slippery slip to the piss.

[06:46:32] You don't doesn't like card though.

[06:46:34] So let's go ahead and give this the number that it truly deserves.

[06:46:39] Little Caesars.

[06:46:40] Does this someone's dad?

[06:46:41] You know what?

[06:46:42] I would be happy if my dad did stuff like this.

[06:46:46] I would love my dad to do shit like this.

[06:46:48] I really honestly didn't have high hopes.

[06:46:51] I was thinking this was going to be mid-sized if that.

[06:46:57] But today it's a decent price.

[06:47:00] I actually like the flavor, so I'm gonna go...

[06:47:04] I will be proud of that with my dad.

[06:47:06] That is my number. This is my...

[06:47:08] 6.8!

[06:47:09] I will see you in the next video.

[06:47:12] He gave it a 6.8! He's not fucking around, bro! He's not fucking around!

[06:47:17] He's not fucking around!

[06:47:19] He's not fucking around!

[06:47:24] He's not fucking around, bro!

[06:47:26] Damn. You know what? I wouldn't eat that shit either. It looked like caca. It looked like caca bro.

[06:47:39] It looked like fucking caca bro. No lie.

[06:47:42] so tired after that video it was it that was a very entertaining video I liked it

[06:47:58] I like it. I like it. He's a funny guy. What is this?

[06:48:25] First thing that comes to mind when you think of the Denver Broncos tradition Bronco fourth quarter comebacks

[06:48:32] Japanese anime horse girls new tiktok trend has our team gaining some international fans

[06:48:49] Getting into the NFL because of the Broncos right now

[06:48:52] My name is Keo, my ad is Keonitex, and I've been a Broncos fan since I was 12 years old.

[06:48:56] I'm the spare, I go by Dr. Sparen's social media platforms.

[06:48:59] I've been a Broncos fan probably for a couple years now.

[06:49:02] Yeah, Uma Musume pretty derby. There it is.

[06:49:04] Well, it's a Japanese-

[06:49:05] Yeah!

[06:49:06] And it's really popular.

[06:49:07] Broncos also really popular with their wins.

[06:49:10] We can go to anything but training.

[06:49:12] Horse horse.

[06:49:13] Real men can talk.

[06:49:14] Let's make edits.

[06:49:16] It's really simple actually.

[06:49:17] It's just horse.

[06:49:20] It's just horse.

[06:49:21] The only connection.

[06:49:22] That's why now the Broncos are officially the Umamusines.

[06:49:26] The Colts are just a horseshoe with a derpy horse.

[06:49:29] This is one of the Broncos Umamusime edits.

[06:49:33] It was one of the first edits that started

[06:49:36] the Umamusime Broncos trend.

[06:49:37] And I was seeing all these edits in the talk,

[06:49:40] and I was like, what if I cosplay gold ship?

[06:49:44] And people are like, oh my God,

[06:49:46] not only are we getting edits,

[06:49:47] but now horse curls are going to the football game?

[06:49:50] This is why the Broggers are out of here.

[06:49:51] I watch- I watch course girls going to football games.

[06:49:54] Now maybe watch a football game.

[06:49:56] They got pictures with us and they would cheer on-

[06:49:58] Oh my god, thank you guys.

[06:49:59] Yeah, you're welcome.

[06:50:01] Thank you.

[06:50:01] The TikTok videos also went super viral, so that's also really cool.

[06:50:06] So I think connecting and-

[06:50:07] I love how to watch, like, this is so, like, normal.

[06:50:12] But I'm sure everybody watching this on top-

[06:50:15] Oh.

[06:50:16] What the fuck is going on?

[06:50:18] I think it's great that both two completely different fandoms are combining and enjoying

[06:50:35] each other's things.

[06:50:36] That's so cute!

[06:50:37] Why haven't you brought in- you know what?

[06:50:41] If you're happy and having fun, that's all that matters.

[06:50:45] That's all that matters.

[06:51:15] You're thinking the same thing. You see? We think alike, you know? You and I?

[06:51:23] You and I, we think alike, Brace. You and I, we think...

[06:51:28] What the fuck?

[06:51:29] What were the cars doing from 1939 to 1945?

[06:51:34] What?

[06:51:35] In 1939, tensions in car Europe reached a breaking point, as cars had a look to expand his Autobahn across Europe.

[06:51:44] Throughout the 1930s, car Europe witnessed the rise of fastism, an instillation of fastest

[06:51:51] dictators like Car Mussolini and Car Hitler. Together they formed the Axel powers of the

[06:51:59] family leaf at Italian and German racing cars with the superior racing models out of

[06:52:04] all automobiles. In September of 1939, car Germany launched a campaign of lightning

[06:52:12] warfare into western Carpolind. The attack was led by two-time piston-cup champion,

[06:52:18] Field Marshal Blitzkrieg von Cainig. Prior to the invasion of Carpolind, Car Germany

[06:52:24] signed the motor oil ribbon chop act with the USSRV. This agreement allowed for the

[06:52:31] peaceful occupation of Carpolind between Car Hitler and Car Stalin.

[06:52:38] Our Hitler then set his sights on the low-torque countries of Belgium, the Netherlands and

[06:52:44] France, sweeping through them in a matter of weeks.

[06:52:48] This group of Chinese outflanked the Allied troops in France by leading an off-roading

[06:52:53] campaign through the card in forest and trapping card British and French forces against

[06:52:58] the sea at Dunkirk.

[06:53:02] by activating Operation Dynaco was Car Winston Churchill able to save the world from the

[06:53:08] force.

[06:53:09] Car Whip is Churchill!

[06:53:10] As Car Hitler drove through the rest of Car Europe, the clash between Car Germany and

[06:53:14] the USSR became inevitable due to the differing political opinions on tall roads.

[06:53:21] Car Stalin firmly believed that all roads should be owned by the state and therefore public.

[06:53:27] But Car Hitler needed the tall roads to finance his war machine.

[06:53:32] What is happening?

[06:54:02] Kar-Germany felt confident in its ability to open and maintain a front with a USSRV because

[06:54:09] for an entire year the Western Front had remained stable, and in that time Kar-Germany acquired

[06:54:13] new allies in the form of Kar-Hungary, Kar-Bulgaria and Rumania, while conquering the lands of

[06:54:17] Kar-Gays and Yugoslavia.

[06:54:19] Yugoslavian partisans would continue to wage a resistance campaign against the new

[06:54:22] Yugofastian Axel regime, but for the most part Kar-Germany remained under Kar-Germany's

[06:54:26] sway.

[06:54:27] While Kar-Germany failed to take into account was the eventual entry of Kar-America

[06:54:30] into the conflict and the ineffectiveness of Car Idli in the North Africa Car campaign.

[06:54:34] In 1941, Car Japan launched its attack on Pearl Carbure, drawing Car American to the

[06:54:38] border with the South Africa Carbure.

[06:54:40] Meanwhile, Italian-made Fettuccine Alfredo tires found tremendous difficulty in during

[06:54:44] the heat and off-road conditions in the sands of the North Africa Car campaign.

[06:54:48] In contrast, the Allied forces were supplied with reliable American-made light-year brand

[06:54:51] tires, who also have to be the sponsor of today's video, link in the description.

[06:54:55] Quickly, the Allies began seizing red until finally the shores of Car Idli were

[06:54:59] breached.

[06:55:00] One slater operation overdrive was launched under the command of Sarge, one of the Allied

[06:55:03] Powers' most brutal but effective commanding officers.

[06:55:06] The shores of Normandy had been captured and Kar-Germany was now facing invasion from all

[06:55:09] sides.

[06:55:10] The end of the road was near, and there was a toll to be paid.

[06:55:13] While the conflict in Europe was being tuned up, we take a detour to the Pacific where

[06:55:17] the war was still in full swing.

[06:55:19] Sonny, thank you so much for the raid!

[06:55:21] I hope you had a great stream, aww!

[06:55:23] But a whoopee in the Pacific Theater that the country faced had struck its way to

[06:55:26] the point where people would see me and from themselves.

[06:55:29] Thank you for the rate. I don't know what I'm watching.

[06:55:34] Uh...

[06:55:37] Cars?

[06:55:49] Man...

[06:55:50] The name stayed, though. Yep, it sure did.

[06:55:53] The war was finally brought to an end by American folk hero and future president, Tom Mader,

[06:55:57] who in August of 1947 was in the city of Higashima and Nagasaki.

[06:56:02] He always wanted to do that. Yep, he sure did.

[06:56:05] What?!

[06:56:06] Where are they today?

[06:56:09] Under the auspices of Operation Hubcap, Blitzkrieg von Kormig was taken captive and given a new identity in America.

[06:56:14] Who Blitzkrieg von Kormig is today is anybody's guess.

[06:56:18] Luigi and Guido escaped war, torn Italy and began a new life in radiator springs.

[06:56:23] Tomater would win the 1960 presidential election with his running mate Gerald Ford.

[06:56:27] The economy would crash three days later.

[06:56:29] What?

[06:56:30] Sarge would be discharged following demands to use nuclear weapons in Korea after the war had already ended.

[06:56:37] This video was created in collaboration with Mijio Z.

[06:56:41] Be sure to subscribe to his channel for the best answers to history's greatest-

[06:56:46] What if questions?

[06:56:48] What the fuck?

[06:56:55] Fucking cars!

[06:56:58] Fucking fucking cars!

[06:57:01] Fucking cars!

[06:57:10] I

[06:57:22] Learn so much about cars

[06:57:25] Whoa, there's so much snow

[06:57:40] Oh my goodness.

[06:57:47] Oh, you're right.

[06:57:58] Oh my god there's so much snow!

[06:58:23] F**k!

[06:58:27] F**k!

[06:58:41] He's really pissed, this is a climb up!

[06:58:47] Come on!

[06:58:48] Come on!

[06:58:48] Oh my god he's up oh my god oh my god oh my god what if that guy wasn't there

[06:59:18] Oh!

[06:59:27] Hey, you alright? Can you hear me?

[06:59:32] Oh no.

[06:59:43] Oh my God!

[06:59:45] A duck! I saved him!

[07:00:01] Oh my god! That is so terrifying!

[07:00:05] Come on, help me out.

[07:00:11] You okay? You alright?

[07:00:15] Okay, you're good. You're good. I got you. You okay? Can you breathe? Oh, yeah, okay.

[07:00:22] All right, we're both gonna catch your breath for a sec. I'm gonna help dig out, okay?

[07:00:28] Thank you.

[07:00:29] Yeah, no problem.

[07:00:30] Oh my God.

[07:00:31] You're good.

[07:00:32] Oh.

[07:00:33] Alright, let's go more slowly from the rock.

[07:00:39] Jesus Christ.

[07:00:42] He saved his life.

[07:00:45] All right, okay, you're all right?

[07:00:50] I'm good.

[07:00:51] Okay, okay.

[07:00:52] I'm gonna back up for a second and get my shovel out, okay?

[07:00:54] Thank you.

[07:00:55] You're good, man.

[07:00:56] You're good.

[07:00:57] Holy ****.

[07:00:58] Holy ****.

[07:00:59] Oh my God, if he was alone, if that guy wasn't there, he would have died.

[07:01:11] We're a hero!

[07:01:36] He has a shovel with him!

[07:01:41] Okay.

[07:01:47] Alright.

[07:01:52] Oh my God.

[07:01:57] He's so prepared.

[07:02:02] Alright, how you doing? You good?

[07:02:03] I'm good.

[07:02:04] Okay, good.

[07:02:05] I'll get you out of here in a second, okay?

[07:02:11] Oh my god that's so crazy holy shit yeah, I think you owe them a beer oh

[07:02:29] They'll go out hopefully they went out for a beer

[07:02:36] Maybe a couple

[07:02:41] Is this the commending?

[07:02:45] One, two, three.

[07:02:51] Are you trying to commit a plane?

[07:02:55] Oh, I'm sorry about that.

[07:02:57] Of course. The flames.

[07:02:59] Why didn't I think of that before?

[07:03:03] I blew all my weapons down to this.

[07:03:05] Are you trying to commit a plane, you fucking game?

[07:03:11] You've been the judge.

[07:03:14] Interesting. Somebody put a big spring behind this Bacablan.

[07:03:19] I wonder who did that.

[07:03:24] Thanks to my ultra-realistic Bacablan disguise, he actually believes I'm one of his tribe.

[07:03:30] But actually, I am the guy who put the spring here.

[07:03:34] Don't you do what you do, you should have never did what you do.

[07:03:37] That's a nice ad.

[07:03:44] Heads up.

[07:03:51] Introducing my new invention.

[07:03:55] My new invention.

[07:03:59] Stupid balloon.

[07:04:01] Maybe I can...

[07:04:02] Wow, this stupid balloon!

[07:04:05] Cool!

[07:04:07] Whoops.

[07:04:08] For the low price of $7,

[07:04:10] all of this can be yours.

[07:04:17] For only one dollar.

[07:04:20] Hey!

[07:04:21] I'm climbing here!

[07:04:27] Introducing...

[07:04:28] The Dogapult!

[07:04:31] That didn't work good like I thought.

[07:04:35] Freeze for the sky!

[07:04:37] Now everybody go on the funny catapult.

[07:04:41] I mean dogapult.

[07:04:47] Oh wow!

[07:04:51] You're under arrest. Put him in the jail.

[07:04:53] Call his lawyer.

[07:04:55] Now can we put this big guy in jail?

[07:04:57] Yes we can.

[07:04:59] Oh, now you're stuck in jail!

[07:05:01] I can't. Because you are in jail, okay?

[07:05:04] No, nobody worry about this guy, he's cool.

[07:05:07] Good luck.

[07:05:16] Oh!

[07:05:17] I actually built the working vehicle.

[07:05:24] Actually, it's a boat.

[07:05:26] Oh

[07:05:32] It sucks, what's this piece of crap? Oh, okay now this is more like

[07:05:37] Get out the way. I have to be embossed by Thursday

[07:05:53] That was cool new invention y'all

[07:05:56] It's $29.99 because it actually does something.

[07:06:04] Now this is a $3 vehicle, about $100.

[07:06:07] I hate it.

[07:06:09] Looking like a $3 vehicle this way.

[07:06:12] Okay.

[07:06:14] Oh shit, it's not funny, Ganon.

[07:06:18] It's gone on.

[07:06:19] This is a serious game.

[07:06:21] It's gone on.

[07:06:23] It's gone on!

[07:06:26] Demon King?

[07:06:28] Secret Stone?

[07:06:29] Demon King...

[07:06:30] Secret Stone.

[07:06:32] Secret Stone?

[07:06:33] Demon King?

[07:06:35] Second floor basement.

[07:06:36] Psycho Mantis.

[07:06:37] Don't do it!

[07:06:39] What the fuck?

[07:06:40] Don't shoot!

[07:06:42] Go ahead and do it!

[07:06:44] And...

[07:06:48] That's my Apple tutorial.

[07:06:52] Wow.

[07:06:53] Where are you going? We're still fighting! Come back! What are you doing?

[07:07:03] Now let's see what he's turned into.

[07:07:09] The Bacablan has seemingly learned nothing, even though my Apple Tutorial is very in-depth.

[07:07:16] It's a good Apple Tutorial!

[07:07:18] I know what time it is, right?

[07:07:20] It's time for the plunger attack.

[07:07:28] I have an idea.

[07:07:29] No!

[07:07:30] No, no, no.

[07:07:32] I actually caught it.

[07:07:34] Zelda Rewind.

[07:07:36] It's voice activated.

[07:07:38] Now see, by doing this, I get a free rocket without even having to...

[07:07:44] Where'd it go?

[07:07:46] this is the first good vehicle that I've driven

[07:07:50] oh please no please go

[07:07:55] oh my god that thing is so big

[07:08:00] for the big master come over

[07:08:04] I know battle battle for the treasure

[07:08:07] come on boy

[07:08:16] Boom, and that is the end of the fight. You are done in this game. I am the master and creator of the video game Zelda. I'm the creator of the legendary series.

[07:08:26] There's another one! Let's go for a game.

[07:08:29] Fire Machine. That did zero damage to me. Don't do any moves. He doesn't listen. I have no hands.

[07:08:36] The puffs room, of course. Why didn't I think of this before? Look at it. He's done it in Dumbo.

[07:08:42] Nope! Nope! Nope!

[07:08:46] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[07:08:48] Whoa!

[07:08:50] Ah! Ah!

[07:08:52] Oh!

[07:08:54] Now that was a good challenge.

[07:08:56] Yeah, I gotta... that was...

[07:08:58] This is one of the worst games of all time.

[07:09:00] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[07:09:02] Yeah!

[07:09:04] That is...

[07:09:06] Done!

[07:09:08] That has to be it.

[07:09:10] There's another one.

[07:09:13] Oh my gosh! There's three!

[07:09:24] There's four!

[07:09:28] These candles make it as possible to go further.

[07:09:31] What if I just walk past them?

[07:09:35] Hey, the planes have gone out. Now we can move ahead.

[07:09:37] check this out this is my chicken house now now the problem with the chicken house

[07:09:45] is that in a thunderstorm situation this is the absolute worst place that you

[07:09:51] could ever possibly be uh oh see what I'm talking about I built the garage

[07:10:01] Storm's over. Let's go get these chickens.

[07:10:06] Go on, get in there. I'm a genius for this one.

[07:10:10] It's a good thing I played Shenmue 3.

[07:10:13] The storm is starting again. Did they? Okay.

[07:10:16] Ever since I built this thing, the storm keeps happening.

[07:10:20] It keeps doing, probably, can we get a prize for the chicken cart?

[07:10:25] And all the chickens.

[07:10:27] All the chickens it's got in there.

[07:10:29] Oops, chicken.

[07:10:30] New invention.

[07:10:31] Okay.

[07:10:34] Yeah.

[07:10:35] I'll shoot that guy.

[07:10:36] Yeah.

[07:10:37] Whoa!

[07:10:38] Now I will summon in an entire army of laser horses.

[07:10:43] And again.

[07:10:45] And now I will return this game to the store.

[07:10:48] Ha, ha, ha.

[07:10:49] Oh.

[07:10:51] Oh.

[07:10:52] 30 rupees a try.

[07:10:54] All right.

[07:10:55] I am good at this mode.

[07:10:57] Go!

[07:10:58] Alright, alright, alright.

[07:10:59] What am I working with?

[07:11:00] Look at a big pile of junk over here.

[07:11:02] How about we put this on this?

[07:11:04] You see what I'm saying?

[07:11:07] And if the accent stays on, then this is really smart.

[07:11:12] If this needed to stay on, then it's bolded.

[07:11:16] This is like a nice three-wood.

[07:11:18] This will work.

[07:11:20] Golfy.

[07:11:21] Activate.

[07:11:23] Yes!

[07:11:24] Yes!

[07:11:25] Yeah, exactly.

[07:11:26] That's exactly what I wanted.

[07:11:27] I told you I was in the bomb bed.

[07:11:29] You see, these two bombs beneath the mark will launch thousands of things in here.

[07:11:37] That was the worst thing ever.

[07:11:39] What if we just shoot this little thing?

[07:11:41] There we go.

[07:11:43] Oh, that must have been at least a 51 and a Mega Ding scale.

[07:11:47] What's this gonna be on the Mega Ding scale?

[07:11:51] Zero?

[07:11:52] Zero!

[07:11:53] See, it's the racket that generates the power here.

[07:12:04] Kill!

[07:12:08] New record! Hey!

[07:12:10] 99, but out of 100.

[07:12:18] Space ship's your energy.

[07:12:23] That's at least a 300 on the Megadon scale.

[07:12:32] You've got this!

[07:12:33] He's right.

[07:12:34] I do have this.

[07:12:35] Ladies and gentlemen.

[07:12:36] Whoa!

[07:12:37] It does nothing.

[07:12:38] I don't know.

[07:12:39] This game looks really fun, but I just don't know if I have the patience for all the

[07:12:40] building change.

[07:12:41] I hope that this is fixed now.

[07:12:42] I think it'd be a bit.

[07:12:43] It works.

[07:12:44] Yes!

[07:12:45] I'm gonna find the paces for all the bowden shape.

[07:12:47] I hope that this is fixed now.

[07:12:49] How do you get big?

[07:12:51] It works.

[07:12:52] Yes.

[07:12:53] Oh!

[07:12:54] That's a 79.

[07:12:55] Come on now.

[07:12:56] Check this out.

[07:12:57] Check this out.

[07:13:01] Stupid trap.

[07:13:03] That's a very long game.

[07:13:05] A hundred years long?

[07:13:08] I can't reach.

[07:13:09] Oh, bringing back an all-time classic.

[07:13:12] I don't actually want it to hit the thing.

[07:13:26] Okay.

[07:13:27] Okay, I think we're good.

[07:13:28] Now, I'm going to launch myself to the top using this thing.

[07:13:33] Why did, why did this, why did this somehow get us now up here?

[07:13:41] Now what I'm thinking here is I hit the rock.

[07:13:42] Boom, rocket shoots at 3,000 feet up to the air, runs out of gas,

[07:13:45] it falls all the way down, hits it, boom, 3,000 points.

[07:13:49] Here we go.

[07:13:54] I'm gonna go play the Smeagol game now.

[07:13:56] Xbox Rewind.

[07:13:57] I forgot about the voice control, so I'm trying.

[07:14:00] That... that's it.

[07:14:02] That's 7,000 points.

[07:14:06] Oh!

[07:14:06] He's playing it.

[07:14:10] It missed.

[07:14:12] But wait a minute, we still have one more shot.

[07:14:15] Using the power of Xbox.

[07:14:20] I'm gonna put this back into the sky,

[07:14:23] and have it fall down.

[07:14:24] So just like red fall.

[07:14:29] Clear the runway.

[07:14:31] We have lift off.

[07:14:34] YEEEAH!

[07:14:35] Maybe three?

[07:14:39] New strategy.

[07:14:40] I must win this challenge.

[07:14:47] New record! Yes!

[07:14:49] 20.

[07:14:50] Oh, so new record low.

[07:14:52] What if I throw a mushroom?

[07:14:54] Yeah!

[07:14:57] 100!

[07:14:58] What the f-

[07:14:59] That's what I'm talking about!

[07:15:02] Alright, show me the prize.

[07:15:05] Wow.

[07:15:06] A ruby.

[07:15:11] What the fuck?

[07:15:13] How the fuck did he get so...

[07:15:15] Guys, go with the tiny mushroom!

[07:15:26] Wow.

[07:15:28] Still can't convince me to play it, though.

[07:15:40] Look at Coven's replay!

[07:15:42] Play it!

[07:15:44] Meow!

[07:15:46] Meow!

[07:15:48] Meow!

[07:15:50] Meow!

[07:15:56] Meow!

[07:15:58] Meow!

[07:16:00] Meow!

[07:16:02] Meow!

[07:16:04] Meow!

[07:16:10] You just need more propaganda, me?

[07:16:23] It's gonna take a lot of propaganda to convince me.

[07:16:31] Style different fonts.

[07:16:32] Fonts, as in like text?

[07:16:34] How am I supposed to style text?

[07:16:36] You guys are getting really creative and I appreciate it, but how am I supposed to

[07:16:39] style

[07:16:47] impact

[07:16:50] damn

[07:16:55] well how you rate

[07:17:00] career

[07:17:03] frankly got it

[07:17:05] Oh my god, he has his sense of style is incredible

[07:17:30] Oh

[07:17:35] I

[07:17:38] Y'all didn't think it was gonna do comic signs we did do comic sans

[07:17:44] That looked awesome though, what the fuck I

[07:17:48] Love I love his his fashion videos. He's so good at fashion

[07:17:54] No wing dance

[07:17:59] Now no windings

[07:18:05] Absolutely not!

[07:18:10] Now!

[07:18:13] Ow!

[07:18:15] Oof!

[07:18:17] Ew!

[07:18:19] Damn!

[07:18:21] Damn!

[07:18:23] Damn!

[07:18:29] What is this?

[07:18:31] Great choice, Kana!

[07:18:34] I had a feeling you'd go with a cur- I had a feeling you'd go with a cursed bath, this

[07:18:38] sh**.

[07:18:39] No first-

[07:18:40] How'd you jump to that?

[07:18:41] And what about this?

[07:18:42] Come on, it's obvious.

[07:18:43] That is a tool for sleep- f**king- sleep- f**king.

[07:18:44] What?

[07:18:45] Yes, but how did you know?

[07:18:46] I guess I just kind of- but, what the f**k?

[07:18:47] I can't talk.

[07:18:48] We sleep the... f***ing... sleep f***ing!

[07:18:52] What?

[07:18:54] Yes, but how did you know?

[07:18:57] I guess I just kind of... but... that's a f***, I can't talk.

[07:19:04] You guys!

[07:19:07] Something makes me think maybe Fafnir's decision to stay here was...

[07:19:11] Damn it!

[07:19:12] Something made me think...

[07:19:13] I wanted to learn more... more about you, I mean. And I did.

[07:19:26] Cool.

[07:19:29] Wow.

[07:19:31] Wanna go scissor?

[07:19:34] Yes!

[07:19:37] What?!

[07:19:43] God, yes!

[07:19:48] What the fuck?!

[07:19:50] That spoon was not bent with physical strength!

[07:19:53] That spoon was not bent with fidd-

[07:19:57] Is that me?

[07:19:58] Yes! Your dragon form looked like a Takashi-Oyama to-

[07:20:01] This shi-

[07:20:02] To me!

[07:20:05] Is that me?

[07:20:06] Yes! Your dragon form looked like a Takashi-Oyama!

[07:20:09] You're gonna have a fiddler, guys!

[07:20:11] HAHAHAHA!

[07:20:13] Whoa, looks like I'm not the only one who takes on too much.

[07:20:17] HAHAHAHA!

[07:20:19] How old is Dragon Maiden?

[07:20:21] Oh my gosh, she's like, it works!

[07:20:22] Shhh!

[07:20:23] Dammit!

[07:20:24] HAHAHAHA!

[07:20:26] After I told my maid about it, she said she would really love to meet her!

[07:20:30] She wants to talk maidshop and that kind of stuff!

[07:20:32] So, does that sound okay to you?

[07:20:34] F**k it.

[07:20:36] HAHAHAHA!

[07:20:37] F**k it.

[07:20:39] Bucky.

[07:21:06] Okay.

[07:21:07] Who sent me the ultimate parrot compilation?

[07:21:21] No!

[07:21:22] How do I watch a video about parrots?

[07:21:29] No!

[07:21:30] Go send me that!

[07:21:34] Stop it!

[07:21:41] Stop it!

[07:21:56] I won't stand for a bird propaganda.

[07:22:16] What the fuck?

[07:22:28] Don't be scared, he's just a baby.

[07:22:30] He will get bigger.

[07:22:32] Close your eyes and visualize the most disrespected animal on earth.

[07:22:35] Now open them and apologize for not thinking of the living laundry lane.

[07:22:38] You don't respect this dinosaur nearly enough.

[07:22:40] Many people have never seen this flying fossil, or they have and never wish to ever again.

[07:22:45] The world will be a legitimate horror movie without them, yet this creature and its kind

[07:22:48] are still very much reliant by humanity.

[07:22:50] Well you'll see why, the first two videos pretty much sums up our relation-

[07:22:53] THAT'S A BABY!

[07:22:54] Especially when you let it play all the way.

[07:22:56] I told you, just a baby.

[07:22:58] That is a baby Andean condor.

[07:23:00] And condors are Jurassic vultures on steroids.

[07:23:02] There's the Andean and the California condor, and-

[07:23:05] Condor?

[07:23:06] ...prehistoric paralysis demon.

[07:23:07] They're the closest relative of Argentavis, and I live a life of decency and virtue

[07:23:11] because otherwise I know I see this homicidal death pigeon in hell.

[07:23:14] Argentavis flexed a wingspan of up to 23 feet, weight as much as an adult...

[07:23:22] 23 FEET!

[07:23:24] Man, it would have been about the size of a Cessna 152.

[07:23:27] And on the ground, they would have looked that same grown man in the eye.

[07:23:30] The condos of today are slightly smaller, with Andeans having the wingspan of nearly 11 feet.

[07:23:35] 11 FEET?!

[07:23:36] Which allowed the air to stand in the air for hours without flapping their wings once.

[07:23:38] In fact, by using thermal drafts, one condor managed to soar for 5 hours and cover 100 miles.

[07:23:44] all that and no flat. The feather relic is also one of the longest living birds, with some surviving up to 70 trips around the sun.

[07:23:50] Not only does puberty turn an avian dust bunny into skexies from dark crystal, they end up becoming the biggest birds of prey on earth.

[07:23:57] You can't imagine waking up to a dragon and drag outside your window. And that's because you're not from chill-

[07:24:02] Oh my god, it literally does look- It looks like a fucking dragon! It's so big!

[07:24:08] Not only is it the national bird of chili, shout out to chili, they even have a Chilean

[07:24:12] comment based on them called Condorito.

[07:24:15] Lucky for Chileans, this dog and my mental health, condors are absolutely harmless.

[07:24:19] Unless you wash total drama.

[07:24:20] Cause that might've been the first time Alejandro got his shi-rocked.

[07:24:23] But yeah, it's just that thing that a bird that could pass for a man in a suit is

[07:24:27] a scavenger.

[07:24:28] AHHHH!

[07:24:29] To be fair, that is a man in a su-

[07:24:31] What?

[07:24:32] Oh my god, I was gonna say.

[07:24:33] The thing that a bird that could pass for a man in a suit is a scavenger.

[07:24:36] To be fair, that IS a man in a suit, but it's for a good reason.

[07:24:38] Dude, I was kidding about the Jesus.

[07:24:41] Time really hasn't been con-

[07:24:42] I thought I- I was gonna say I was like, wait a minute, that's not a real bird, that was

[07:24:46] a guy in a suit!

[07:24:47] It might actually be the dinosaur left behind.

[07:24:50] Way, way back in the day, California condors made a meal of megafauna like mammoths, bison,

[07:24:55] and giant ground sloths after they passed tense.

[07:24:57] It's believed that it was the presence of plus size prey in a place to seem that

[07:25:00] allowed condors to get so big.

[07:25:02] The problem is, Mammoths and Giant Sloths got discontinued a while ago, meaning a literal

[07:25:06] big bird got left holding the bag.

[07:25:08] It's a biological anachronism, but Condorito was built for a time that is long gone, and

[07:25:12] when many of the megabonics disappeared, the condor floated with the oblivion too.

[07:25:17] Somehow they survived, but that would not be the closest condors would come to extinction.

[07:25:20] The sick joke is, DDT was really good at murking insects, but even better at erasing everything

[07:25:25] else and condors caught the biggest stray, since the same pesticides would weaken

[07:25:29] eggshells and cause them to break.

[07:25:31] There's only a one egg every two years, and the limp chicken that comes out can take up

[07:25:35] to eight to mature, and this painfully slow reproductive rate only made the effects of

[07:25:39] DDT hit harder.

[07:25:41] But wait, there's more.

[07:25:42] As an aerial coffin, many condors die from lead poisoning caused by the bullets hunters

[07:25:46] leaving the dead.

[07:25:47] Ben Dahl-Belowak was a condor raised in the Los Angeles Zoo who was released to help

[07:25:51] contribute to the population.

[07:25:52] He never would.

[07:25:53] He would die from a slugger with an egg in his gizzard and another statistic for

[07:25:57] lead poisoning.

[07:25:58] But that wasn't bad enough. Johnny Cash knew we soloed the entire species. Johnny Cash is known for many songs that I cannot name.

[07:26:05] But I do know him as the guy that got high started a fire to stay warm and caused the forest fire that not only burnt 500 acres of a national...

[07:26:11] Wait, he's dead?

[07:26:12] They cooked 49 of the condors living there.

[07:26:14] When asked, did you start the fire, Cash said, no, my truck did and it's dead so you can't question it.

[07:26:19] Okay, Cash.

[07:26:20] When asked if he felt bad, Johnny said, well, I feel pretty good right now.

[07:26:23] Evidently the force wasn't the only thing that got blazed and when the judge reminding them of his hate crime towards condors cash asked why should he care after the federal government took

[07:26:33] 125,000 worth of care out of his account. He got his answer also. I lied. I can name one song

[07:26:37] What the fuck ring of fire no currency could bring the condors back though and years of getting jumped by DDT

[07:26:43] Lead poisonings and human hubris and the California

[07:26:46] Down all the way to 27 left in the world by 19

[07:26:49] 27 condors!

[07:27:19] This would save the condor population at the last absolute second as condors would be being taken care of during the wild in the 90s.

[07:27:26] And today, there's over 500 California condors, both at the beginning and the end of the West.

[07:27:32] There is one problem with raising condors, and it's that the condors can become attached to humans.

[07:27:36] And like we always say on this channel, the worst thing a wild animal can do is lose its fear of people.

[07:27:40] The condor compromise was raising these floof nuggets with hand puppets in their parents' likeness.

[07:27:45] This allowed keepers to teach baby condors how to condor, while also retaining their natural

[07:27:49] fear of humans.

[07:27:50] Which I thought was what was happening here, but I looked into it and this has nothing to

[07:27:53] do with conservation.

[07:27:55] This is just love of the game.

[07:27:57] Must be mutual because if you look closer, that's also a condor in a man suit.

[07:28:01] What?

[07:28:02] Binsing, right?

[07:28:03] But raising condors is more like throwing meat at a panhandling puffball.

[07:28:05] There's a method.

[07:28:06] In the late 80s and early 90s, folks started raising kid condors in this like day care

[07:28:10] system, but with no older birds.

[07:28:12] But because they had no older births to use as role models, when the condors were released

[07:28:15] they basically acted like teenagers with their parents gone from the weekend.

[07:28:19] They do things like approach people, invade campsites, and even enter buildings.

[07:28:23] Things you don't want an endangered species doing, so they had to adjust.

[07:28:26] Instead, folks shifted tactics based on how wild condors come up.

[07:28:29] It would have a baby sitting by itself most of the time, only occasionally being

[07:28:32] visited by an adult, aka a puppy.

[07:28:34] Later on they'd be assigned an older mentor condor to show them the ropes, and in

[07:28:38] the final step, both would be moved to a flight pen for the fledgling to learn

[07:28:41] out of fly, and characters would teach stranger danger by using the business end of a water

[07:28:45] gun on any condor that got too friendly with humans to keep them appropriately equipped with

[07:28:49] PTSD.

[07:28:50] They'd also use life shock therapy to teach condors to avoid frying themselves on power

[07:28:54] lines.

[07:28:55] But the job's not finished once you have condors in the wild.

[07:28:57] I won't call them the pandas of birds cause well one, pandas don't deserve that self-plug,

[07:29:01] but two, condors have an even harder time making more of themselves.

[07:29:04] 25% of California condor eggs are infertile duds that have to be replaced before the

[07:29:08] couple gives up.

[07:29:09] Sidenote, I just remembered that condors can pull a virgin married where a female can lay and hatch a fully-

[07:29:15] Y'all, those condors are bold!

[07:29:18] Sidenote, I just remembered that condors can pull a virgin married where a female can lay and hatch a fully functional egg with zero male involvement like maternal menaceous. That's parthogenesis and I think-

[07:29:29] How? Wait, what?

[07:29:31] I feel like having that move in your bag and almost never using it even with your population-

[07:29:35] They can have a baby without help?

[07:29:37] They're just like, I think I'll just have a baby one day.

[07:29:47] Oh no!

[07:30:07] lead poisoning pollution and getting deep fried on power lines it'll roam the

[07:30:11] skies for decades and hopefully make many more condors along the way if

[07:30:15] they're lucky allowed the same partner by their side the whole time

[07:30:20] loyal bird

[07:30:22] 5% divorce rate and a penguin came proposed with as best as so horrifying

[07:30:26] they look horrible you see another condor scary and their bald unless

[07:30:32] death really does them part but condors aren't as loyal to their mate

[07:30:35] Believe it or not, an overgrown struggle vulture has a social structure on par with chimpanzees and wolves.

[07:30:41] Condors have a social hierarchy, where every bird knows its rank, especially at the dinner table, where elders dominate.

[07:30:47] Which is why those raised without other condors ended with avian Alzheimer's, as in they forget their place.

[07:30:52] But it's not just a hierarchy.

[07:30:53] Condors will have a friend they're playing with, and if you're around long enough, you'll see them preening, play-fighting, and even chasing each other.

[07:30:59] Look at them! Bowl!

[07:31:00] I even look after other injured condors and share food with those they can't do by themselves.

[07:31:04] What kind of bird of prey unit is with you?

[07:31:06] Bulg, Bulg Condor.

[07:31:07] Social butterfly nature is why we had to put on the hand puppets in the first place.

[07:31:10] When I said condors can get attached to humans, we're talking about a commitment lasting years.

[07:31:14] Eduardo is an Argentinian cattle farmer who found an injured condor on his property, and helped bring the bird back to health.

[07:31:20] Now, every once in a while, the condor visits a man that saved him as a thank you, and even tries to preen him.

[07:31:25] What's me and the wildest part is the condor didn't imprint on Ed because it eventually went back into the wild instead of following him around.

[07:31:31] So this venti vultures actively going out of its way to see it who'd expect that kind of emotional death from a cloud casket

[07:31:38] Well anyone who's worked with them because they'll tell you that vultures are sky puppies with personalities that'll even have favorite keepers

[07:31:43] That they'll run to when excited. They're also curious and will play with anything from actual toys

[07:31:50] Many keepers swear by vultures being the most fun bird to train because their curiosity and attachment makes them act like

[07:31:56] Prococious children always looking for their parents approval

[07:31:59] They're even on the short list of animals smart enough to use-

[07:32:01] They're friendly?

[07:32:02] Different vultures using rocks to crack open ostrich eggs.

[07:32:05] But why do they look so scary?

[07:32:06] They're like a scavenger in deathmarching.

[07:32:07] Vultures have been underraining in fun factors old world and new world vultures.

[07:32:12] And they're not related.

[07:32:13] Vultures are essential workers.

[07:32:15] They're just so important that nature went ahead and made them twice.

[07:32:17] But this is not a vulture glazed video.

[07:32:19] So before we talk about the good, we gotta speak to the side you probably already know.

[07:32:23] Ah!

[07:32:23] Everything I've said about vultures is still true.

[07:32:25] But it's also true that they have the nastiest diet of any animal.

[07:32:28] They'll eat the foulest, most putrid piece of meat like a kid eats candy, and having the weak beak and feet means they'll break into a body from the worst half.

[07:32:36] Which is why vultures are bald. No point in having feathers when you're gonna be neck deep in a dead buffalo.

[07:32:41] Being bald also helps with temperature. So does another thing they do.

[07:32:44] Vultures practice urohydrosis, where they'll eat liquid nasty all over their legs to cool off like sweat.

[07:32:50] So if you see a nasty feet, now you know.

[07:32:52] Also, some vultures do make a nice dramatic effect.

[07:32:55] I can't even imagine.

[07:32:56] Well maybe I just don't want to, especially if they spread you in the eyes and if it hits

[07:33:03] feathers, the acid nerfs the ability to fly.

[07:33:06] That's not the most effective thing vultures do, contrary to popular belief.

[07:33:10] Black vultures will camp out and flock around sheep giving birth, and immediately swarm

[07:33:13] the newborn, gouging the eyes out and eating the blind lamb alive.

[07:33:16] I'm not even interested in what vultures do to the economy.

[07:33:19] You do know vulture vomit and dookie juice can cause power outages when they pile

[07:33:23] up on transmission towers.

[07:33:24] And that, vulture curiosity can send your car insurance into the stratosphere.

[07:33:28] As Necro-Tweets are liable to scratch paint, rip rubber seals and wipers off cars, and

[07:33:32] even tear the vinyl seat covers from boats and tractors.

[07:33:35] That's not a great possibility of them contaminating water sources with their acidic feces when

[07:33:40] the coliform bacteria from it invades water towers or reservoirs.

[07:33:44] Not to mention, it's the highest flying bird can backfire when they join a mile

[07:33:47] high club after getting rear-ended by a plane engine, which makes vultures, in

[07:33:51] In terms of damage, one of the costliest animals in America, estimated to cost about $3 million

[07:33:55] and $1.2 million in damages to military and civil aircrafts, respectively.

[07:34:00] When you add to that they leave an infrastructure and livestock, they're still like acid-camel

[07:34:04] metals, that's disgusting.

[07:34:05] But the real damage is to the economy of your social life.

[07:34:09] Let a guest see, smell, or otherwise perceive the committee of voters on your property

[07:34:13] and that might just be the last time they ever come over.

[07:34:15] But most people probably believe all of that if they weren't so upbeat.

[07:34:20] So it's not hard to tell if you see a vulture and see nothing but a nuisance.

[07:34:23] Well, vultures have no business being as OP as they are.

[07:34:27] Many animals have powerful digestive juices to eat carcasses, but no animal can match a

[07:34:31] Haiti's chicken's internal fortitude.

[07:34:33] Vulture's stomach acid has a pH lower than 1, meaning they can destroy toxins like anthrax

[07:34:37] and cholera that would one-shot almost anything else.

[07:34:40] Bacterialism is considered the most potent natural substance on earth, as a toxin

[07:34:44] is produced by bacteria attacks the body's nerves, causing muscle paralysis, difficulty

[07:34:48] breathing and even death. Let alone the fact some people pay to put that in their

[07:34:52] face. The vultures nervous system is resistant to that same bacteria and can

[07:34:56] also take the same bacteria that can cause tetanus and gangrene with zero

[07:34:59] effects. Not to mention when they're knee-deep in death and decay, leaking liquid

[07:35:03] on their legs not only acts as an antiseptic that kills bacteria on

[07:35:07] contact. Vultures are what that point one percent of germs are afraid of

[07:35:10] and pathogens like tuberculosis, salmonella, leprosy, and even rabies

[07:35:14] meet their end in the vultures gizzard. Which is a big deal because if you

[07:35:18] watch this video, another plug, but you know rabies is the disease that scares me the most.

[07:35:22] The idea that these people are in your brain chemistry for the worst while also making you

[07:35:26] afraid of water, something that is non-negotiable if you want to live, haunts me. Rabies varies

[07:35:31] in estimated 70,000 people a year, and with the most common cause of cases being dog bikes,

[07:35:36] it's most destructive in areas with a large stray population, like India. But there

[07:35:40] is two things India did that gave rabies the green light. First was them criminalizing

[07:35:44] euthanizing stray dogs, but the main reason was a complete accident.

[07:35:48] Diplofinac was a drug used as a painkiller and anti-inflammatory for cattle,

[07:35:52] but that same drug also caused fatal kidney failure in the vultures that ate them.

[07:35:56] This gave an absolute number on the vulture population, with many species cut down by 99%.

[07:36:01] Not only did the vultures collapse as a bird species, the consequences of the sudden

[07:36:06] disappearance of nature's cleanup group was predictable, as a number of rabies cases skyrocketed.

[07:36:10] And you remember what I said about vultures in the economy?

[07:36:13] Well, the free fall of the vulture population likely led to the deaths of half a million people and an economic

[07:36:17] You have to do rabies testing?

[07:36:19] Oh no, did you get paid?

[07:36:21] From 2002

[07:36:23] Oh my goodness

[07:36:24] But don't think it's just India that benefited from a scavenger stimulus package

[07:36:27] Anthrax outbreaks are a semi-common occurrence in places like Kruva National Park in South Africa

[07:36:32] and Varunga National Park in the Congo

[07:36:34] Especially in places where you can have pool parties that contain more hippo than pool

[07:36:38] and these outbreaks can kill up to 100 hippos at a time

[07:36:41] Oh my god

[07:36:42] can reach humans, as in 2011, over 500 cases of anthrax poisonings in humans were reported

[07:36:48] after 80-something hippos died of the same. Now imagine a carnage if you didn't have bald-headed

[07:36:52] equalizers clearing the disease for the free. Like I said, there are days when we need them!

[07:36:56] Oh no, we need them!

[07:36:58] What actually contributes to society in less dramatic ways, as in the 1930s, the

[07:37:02] Union Oil Company of Texas started putting merkeptin and natural gas, and with turkey

[07:37:06] vultures often gathering around the smell, they'd use the birds as markers to locate

[07:37:10] gas leaks. Vultures also act as an alarm bell for illegal poaching activity, as them circling

[07:37:15] over an area is like a Batman signal to park rangers. Unfortunately, that has also made

[07:37:20] them a target for poachers. Who purposely tried to poison them?

[07:37:22] Oh no.

[07:37:23] They may be ugly, but why would you try to purposefully poison them?

[07:37:29] That's what I said about them being ugly. The griffin vulture mobs any eagle you can

[07:37:33] think of. The bearded vulture is like a Pokemon fire type from the life. The king vulture

[07:37:37] just an ethereal specimen of a bird. That is if you can ignore the chesticle situation.

[07:37:41] You know, my sweet baby boy, if there are no condors alive just know that I have died.

[07:37:46] And that's going to do it for this video. Make sure you drink water, hug your mother,

[07:37:49] put some respect on the vultures game. Shout out to this comment for making me make this video,

[07:37:53] acknowledge your father and I'm a CEO in the next one. Wow.

[07:38:00] I learned so much about vultures, the ugly bald monsters.

[07:38:07] Fuck him bald.

[07:38:14] Fuck him bald.

[07:38:21] Yes?

[07:38:23] I just got the squeaky queen kakabah.

[07:38:36] Can't wait to try it out.

[07:38:38] I hope you enjoy your squeaky-queen Kakabar.

[07:38:52] Oh my god, Coral Dis Messaged me.

[07:38:55] Coral Dis Messaged me, he goes,

[07:38:57] he goes, what is this trailer? It has so much aura, holy.

[07:39:01] You gotta play it bro!

[07:39:06] Guys, he needs to play it again. That Y2K game.

[07:39:12] He's got to play it.

[07:39:17] He's got to play it.

[07:39:31] No, no, not Mama sleeping into 500 caliber contracts.

[07:39:36] He's gotta play it guys.

[07:39:38] He has to play it.

[07:39:54] He's gotta play it bro.

[07:39:56] Okay, this is long. I don't think we'll watch this whole thing, but...

[07:40:01] Oh, because Dream, for your character in the next few years, I'd say I'd like to have them in a kind of Rambo Land theme park in Rome.

[07:40:09] A WIC-

[07:40:11] A WIC-

[07:40:12] theme park?

[07:40:14] Are we gonna make a WIC-

[07:40:15] theme park?

[07:40:22] Abandoned!

[07:40:26] In 1995, Italian animator Aginio Strafi founded a small animation studio he called Rainbow.

[07:40:34] In its early years, the company got the lights on by completing commission work for larger,

[07:40:38] more established productions until in the early 2000s they began to secure just enough

[07:40:42] funds to create the first of their original works, including the CD-ROM-turned-animated

[07:40:47] series Tommy and Oscar and later the series Prezzo Molo.

[07:40:50] And although their project almost always well received, none of them really became

[07:40:53] big enough to truly give Rainbow Studios their breakthrough, until in 2004, when everything

[07:40:58] changed.

[07:40:59] Wings!

[07:41:00] On the 28th of January 2004, Rainbow released Wings Club, a magical fantasy series following

[07:41:08] the lives and adventures of blue-

[07:41:10] Wings is Italian!

[07:41:11] Yes, Wings is Italian!

[07:41:13] Misha and Misa as they attend the Alpheus School for Ferries and keep the magic dimension

[07:41:17] safe.

[07:41:18] And unlike Rainbow's prior ventures, the series became an immediate smash hit.

[07:41:22] Just overnight, Winsquad became one of the most successful Italian media properties ever

[07:41:26] produced, airing in more than 130 countries and becoming a $90 million franchise.

[07:41:31] In fact, the series was so successful that Agenio Strafi became something of a national

[07:41:35] icon, with Italian publications quickly dubbing him the Italian-

[07:41:39] But Musil was my favorite.

[07:41:40] For Disney.

[07:41:41] After all, the two had a lot of fun-

[07:41:42] She was a fairy of music!

[07:41:43] After all-

[07:41:44] Of course!

[07:41:45] Of course, she was my favorite!

[07:41:46] ...at an early age.

[07:41:47] Both went on to establish their own animation studios and achieved their first mainstream

[07:41:51] success in their late thirties, and both are widely considered pioneers of their home

[07:41:55] country's animation industry.

[07:41:57] But there was one thing that Walt Disney had that Agenius Strafi notably didn't.

[07:42:02] A theme park.

[07:42:06] In 2009, Agenius Strafi wanted a theme park.

[07:42:09] He'd actually wanted one for a couple of years by then.

[07:42:11] Basically from the moment Winks became a phenomenon, but it wasn't until the end

[07:42:14] of the decade that he actively began working towards making the dream a reality.

[07:42:19] In 2008, he licensed the Wings Club brand to the Aquafan Water Park in Icciana, Italy,

[07:42:23] allowing the park to hold a dedicated Wings Day to celebrate the Wings magazine's 50th

[07:42:27] issue.

[07:42:28] Attendees were able to- Bro, why that theme park- the Wings just became a thing like not

[07:42:32] a few years ago and you already wanted a theme park, bro!

[07:42:35] The Wings swung up a form and received free merchandise, with an impressive six

[07:42:39] and a half thousand visitors traversing to the park for the occasion.

[07:42:42] And that incredibly high number combined with the domestic popularity of Rainbow's

[07:42:45] properties like Monster Allergy and the then newly released Hunted Secrets and Seekers,

[07:42:50] Legislafy finally deciding to go all in on a dedicated Rainbow Studios theme park.

[07:42:55] But as it turns out, creating a theme park is a little bit harder than one might think.

[07:42:59] Building a new park from scratch with a whole lot of money, a whole lot of land,

[07:43:03] and a whole lot of boring paperwork and legal stuff. But you know what doesn't

[07:43:06] require as much boring legal stuff? Licensing out your properties to an already existing...

[07:43:11] Did you guys ever watch this one show?

[07:43:13] Oh my god, I just remembered it the other day.

[07:43:15] I was thinking about Angel's Friends.

[07:43:17] Did anybody ever watch Angel's Friends?

[07:43:19] And luckily for Rainbow and a genius friend...

[07:43:21] Did anybody ever remember Angel's Friends?

[07:43:23] ...just happened to be waiting for them.

[07:43:25] All the way back in 2001, plans were announced for a new theme park to be built just outside of Rome.

[07:43:30] Oh my god.

[07:43:31] Originally called Terra Magica and later renamed Wonder Rome, the park was going to be the...

[07:43:34] I don't know.

[07:43:35] ...the only answer to Disneyland or Universal Studios.

[07:43:37] I don't know, with Angel's Friends.

[07:43:39] full of distinctly themed areas and attractions.

[07:43:42] Construction finally began in 2005,

[07:43:46] and then it abruptly stopped.

[07:43:48] For unknown reasons, the parks progression quickly came to a halt.

[07:43:59] What?

[07:44:00] For unknown reasons, the parks progression quickly came to a halt,

[07:44:03] and its opening date was continuously pushed back until there was just no date at all.

[07:44:07] Leaving the park's future nothing short of uncertain,

[07:44:09] but leaving an opening for Rainbow to swoop in.

[07:44:11] The studio purchased a 10% share of the park,

[07:44:14] and in return, the studio gained significant creative influence over the park's design while helping pay for its development.

[07:44:26] Terra Magica and Wonder Rome were no more, but Rainbow Magicland was born, and so construction began again.

[07:44:32] The movie group Art Project was brought on to completely overhaul the park's previous plans,

[07:44:36] and very quickly it was decided that a major feature of this new version of the park would

[07:44:41] be a land dedicated to Winx Club. Early concept art spread a life-size version of the Alphea

[07:44:46] School for Fairies standing dramatically over a large water feature, with promotional material

[07:44:50] describing the structure of the entire park, and alongside it would be a Winx attraction

[07:44:55] and collection of buildings not unlike those seen in the Winx world of magics.

[07:44:59] It was ambitious, and given the park's troubled history, for many it also felt a little

[07:45:03] too good to be true.

[07:45:04] The park was set to open in 2011, a full decade after it was first announced to the public

[07:45:13] and six years after construction first began, a timeline that left a lot of skepticism.

[07:45:19] So going into the park's opening, the question was simple.

[07:45:21] Would Rainbow Magic Land live up to its own hype, or was it a domino level disaster

[07:45:25] waiting to happen?

[07:45:26] Welcome to the E-Wings Club theme park.

[07:45:30] 21.

[07:45:32] Free the Magic Land was officially inaugurated on the 25th of May 2011, and although the

[07:45:36] park wouldn't officially open its doors to the public until the next day, the inauguration

[07:45:40] ceremony still gave excited fans a taste of what was to come.

[07:45:43] Attended by a genius draftee, park officials and politicians, the ceremony featured a performance

[07:45:48] by the park's newly established academic team.

[07:45:50] They would've put it in Universal Studios or some shit.

[07:45:53] I feel like Winks...

[07:45:54] Man, I just...

[07:45:56] Winks Club makes me so sad because Winks Club was so good and it had so much potential and there was just so much...

[07:46:03] There was just so much to it and it was just...

[07:46:06] Ugh, my God!

[07:46:07] ...cluded six-face characters of the Winks.

[07:46:09] They were never before seen Believix costumes coinciding with the...

[07:46:12] Believix costumes!

[07:46:14] ...and performed a selection of songs from both the Magicland Original soundtrack and the Winks show.

[07:46:19] The performance was relatively short, but more of a suddenly after it came to its close, a very Italian ribbon was cut, and after nearly a decade of development hell, Rainbow Magic Land was officially open for business.

[07:46:30] Wow.

[07:46:30] So let's go back in time to a day at Rainbow Magic Land in 2011.

[07:46:34] As guests entered through the park's large decorative gates, they were led into a main street style avenue lined with shops, restaurants, and themed buildings.

[07:46:41] Here, guests could buy their Rainbow Magic Land merch or sit around small gardens to escape the heat,

[07:46:45] but further along the street gradually widened and the surrounding structures fell away,

[07:46:49] and the path opened up to reveal a massive artificial lake,

[07:46:52] at the end of which stood a life-size recreation of the Alphea School for fairies.

[07:46:56] The concept start came to life, but from the central area, visitors looking for their share of thrills might go left,

[07:47:02] towards the park's drop tower or spinning roller coaster,

[07:47:05] but those with taste, also known as those attending for the Winx experience, would go to the right.

[07:47:10] They were traversed beneath the park's largest rollercoaster shock and passed by two small dining locations

[07:47:14] before they were eventually welcomed by the first Winx attraction, and effectively, the entrance to the Winx Club theme park.

[07:47:21] It was a large kid structure topped with statues of the six Winx fairies post-mid-flight against a large rainbow.

[07:47:27] It was Believix, later renamed Kaneda Winx.

[07:47:30] This attraction was a suspended dark ride where guests were invited to quote,

[07:47:33] climb aboard the magical leaves boat and let the Winx guide you as you explore the lush forest,

[07:47:37] meet legendary creatures and witness spectacular battles. And that description was relatively

[07:47:42] accurate. In reality, Guestwood bought a floral ride vehicle and travelled through a sequence of

[07:47:47] fantasy environments decorated with statues of the Winx. The ride opened for the Pixie Village,

[07:47:52] where Guest were welcomed by Bloom before they moved through a forest scene alongside

[07:47:55] flora and an underwater world with aisha.

[07:47:58] Okay, let's be honest bro, these d-

[07:47:59] Hrgh!

[07:48:01] These statues, bro.

[07:48:02] By bloom, before they move through a forest scene alongside flora and an underwater world with aisha,

[07:48:07] this person would be by himself.

[07:48:09] The majority of the fantastical creatures were located, including sirens emerging from clams,

[07:48:13] an octopus, endoskew, endosclerone, and a collection of small seahorses.

[07:48:18] But the ride would then exit the water-

[07:48:19] Imagine if-

[07:48:20] Hrgh!

[07:48:21] And mus-

[07:48:22] It's FUSA!

[07:48:23] My favorite!

[07:48:24] She's looking kind of rough bros.

[07:48:29] She's looking kind of rough.

[07:48:30] It's towards a sort of land of light, where Stella greeted them and they continued over

[07:48:34] crystals and through caves.

[07:48:35] Before finally, guests would meet Tecna and pass over the final show scene.

[07:48:39] A campsite where Wing Stulls were suspended using literal fishing line.

[07:48:43] Writers would then depart and exit a campsite where Wing Stulls were suspended using

[07:48:52] literal fishing line.

[07:48:53] Riders would then depart and exit via the left side of the train.

[07:48:55] It isn't ever, buddy!

[07:48:56] Well, the right way to their left was the Piccolo Teatro, also known as the Children's Theatre,

[07:49:01] which will be more important later, so remember it.

[07:49:03] But after enjoying a ride on Pianetta Winx,

[07:49:05] Winx fans would continue to travel anti-clockwise and into Irredno de Piccolo,

[07:49:09] which roughly translates to The Small Kingdom,

[07:49:11] and was a children's sub-area themed primarily to Poppixie.

[07:49:15] For those unaware, the Pixies for a magical creature introduced in Winx Club's second scene.

[07:49:19] Guys, I'm just gonna be honest with you, I-

[07:49:20] I'm sure tons of people like the pixies. I really didn't give a fuck about the fucking pixies. I didn't care about the pixies.

[07:49:29] They were cute, but I didn't care at all.

[07:49:31] They actually received their own short-lived spin-off called PopPixie.

[07:49:33] Not the PopPixie.

[07:49:34] The show began airing in 2011, not long before the park opened, and as a result, this tune-

[07:49:38] I just didn't give a fuck about the pixies, bro.

[07:49:40] ...was basically a cross-promotion, very-

[07:49:41] I didn't like them.

[07:49:42] ...new series.

[07:49:43] Designed as a sort of walk-through environment, the land invited guests to explore colourful pixie houses and storybook-style buildings,

[07:49:49] buildings, while also offering a selection of family-friendly attractions, including but

[07:49:53] not limited to pop flowers, a spinning teacup ride, papala, a balloon race ride, pixie

[07:49:58] river, a small river rapids ride, pop tower, a pull-up tower, the pixie train, a small

[07:50:03] train, pop sight, a ferris wheel, elf forest, some bumper cars, and finally, pop race

[07:50:09] and play, pop-site, a ferris wheel, elf forest, oh my god those cars, some bumper car, that

[07:50:15] is horrifying.

[07:50:16] That's horrifying!

[07:50:17] And hey!

[07:50:18] And hey!

[07:50:19] Two aerial carousel rides, most of which were built by European ride manufacturers.

[07:50:26] And finally, El Reino de Piccolo also included a large restaurant, which for some reason

[07:50:30] wasn't called the fruity music bar, but was instead called the magic station bar,

[07:50:35] meaning guests could fuel up before they left the children's area and continued towards

[07:50:38] arguably the Winx attraction, and without a doubt, the main reason why Winx fans wanted

[07:50:42] to visit the park at all.

[07:50:44] Because after following a short pathway, guests would be led to the 36-meter tall Alphia Castle,

[07:50:49] a castle that, considering budget and the limitations of reality, was impressively accurate

[07:50:54] to the series.

[07:50:55] Just don't pay too much attention to its colour.

[07:50:57] Visitors were free to explore the Alphia courtyard, which was decorated with small

[07:51:00] gardens and surrounded by the school's iconic rounded windows and balconies.

[07:51:04] And the school's front and centre was the main section of the castle, complete

[07:51:08] with its large domed roof and grand staircase.

[07:51:10] Meanwhile inside our fear, the main building held a planetarium attraction that showcased

[07:51:14] a real hidden selection of 4D films, while the right side of the building contained a

[07:51:18] two-story Winx gift shop, selling everything from Winx shirts to dolls.

[07:51:23] The store was also decorated with statues of the Winx, cardboard cutouts, and some photo

[07:51:27] opportunities including a car prop and plow columns.

[07:51:30] But back outside, there was more to do than just wander around, because of course

[07:51:34] at live shows and entertainer-

[07:51:35] Oh shit! Winks, live shows!

[07:51:37] ...of the experience at Rainbow Magic Land.

[07:51:38] And here, on the steps of our fear,

[07:51:40] guests could catch the first of the many Winks live shows.

[07:51:43] I Love Winks was a short 5-10 minute performance,

[07:51:45] but saw the Winks welcoming guests to the park and performing-

[07:51:48] I wanna be a Winks club!

[07:51:49] ...the songs from the show's soundtrack,

[07:51:51] primarily from season 4 and prior.

[07:51:53] Though over time, both the set list and the costumes of this show

[07:51:56] would be updated or altered to better reflect the newer seasons.

[07:51:59] On special occasions,

[07:52:00] the original Park Exclusive Believix costumes

[07:52:02] would be swapped out for Cyrenax, because both of them were faced by Bluemix in 2016.

[07:52:07] Oh my bad, Bluemix!

[07:52:08] If there was special looking fans who attended the park during the Winks magazine parties,

[07:52:12] the show could even feature a rare Ferragonda face character.

[07:52:14] Ferragonda!

[07:52:15] And their face after the show ended.

[07:52:16] It had Ferragonda!

[07:52:17] Though with all that said, Isle of Winks was never designed to be a major theatrical

[07:52:21] event in the past.

[07:52:22] Oops, that Ferragonda wig though.

[07:52:23] That Ferragonda wig is looking.

[07:52:25] Holy shit.

[07:52:27] Holy shit.

[07:52:30] Though with all that said, I Love Winks was never designed to be a major theatrical event.

[07:52:35] In fact it presented itself more like a flash mob than it did an actual production.

[07:52:39] So for fans looking for something more, Rainbow Magic Land's main Winks live show was Winks's

[07:52:43] Magic or Winks Live, a daily show that was performed at the Piccolo Theatre, also known

[07:52:48] as the theatre I told you to remember earlier.

[07:52:50] Did you remember it?

[07:52:51] This show was described by the theme park as an episode of Winks Club Come to Life,

[07:52:54] the Winx singing, dancing, and fighting off the Wizards of the Black Circle. Although the

[07:52:58] last was through a screen, the Wizards weren't actually portrayed by live actors. Which is

[07:53:02] unfortunate. But like I Love Winx, over time this show also went through a number of variations,

[07:53:07] including a Christmas version of The Planetarium, a summer festival version staged at the

[07:53:12] Bay Stage, and reportedly even a Halloween version in 2014, though no footage of that

[07:53:16] last one seems to exist. Furthermore in 2015, Winx Live was also updated to

[07:53:21] match the then-current era of the series, with the Wizards of the Black Circle storyline

[07:53:25] being dropped and the Winx appearing in Bluemix and Season 7 outfits.

[07:53:29] And finally, during special occasions and when there was high demand, the Grand Theatro,

[07:53:33] which was typically reserved for large-scale performances like Aladdin and Romeo and Juliet,

[07:53:37] would be used for Winx and Concert.

[07:53:39] This was another showcase of Winx songs, but with props, backup dancers and a much

[07:53:43] more elaborate set, and in at least one special performance, an appearance of the

[07:53:47] incredibly rare Winx and Concert live costumes.

[07:53:50] Of course, though, theme park entertainment doesn't just include shows.

[07:53:53] Since the opening of Disneyland in 1955, walk-around characters have become extremely popular all

[07:53:58] around the world, and depending on who you ask, a defining element of the theme park experience.

[07:54:04] In Rainbow Magic Land, like many international theme parks, embrace this tradition wholeheartedly.

[07:54:09] During their time at the park, guests could meet the Winx as walk-around face characters,

[07:54:12] who appeared occasionally in the theme park's parade, and held daily meet-and-greets

[07:54:16] at the Althea Castle right near the park's entrance.

[07:54:19] And while initially all six of the Winx girls were paid regularly, the number of characters

[07:54:23] present gradually decreased over time, both in performances and meet and greets, until

[07:54:27] eventually guests would be lucky if they could even meet three.

[07:54:31] Which in hindsight, this reduction was one of the earliest indicators that the Winx

[07:54:35] theme park and Rainbow Magic Land as a whole was beginning to struggle.

[07:54:42] In 2018, reports began to surface that Rainbow Magic Land was not in a great economic

[07:54:47] position, and was in fact in severe financial debt. Attendance simply hadn't met expectations

[07:54:52] in its first seven years, leading to both attempts stalling in 2016 and no new attractions

[07:54:57] being added to the park since 2013. Investors got cold feet, profits slowed, and unfortunately

[07:55:02] it wasn't exactly a secret. The park had fallen into a noticeable state of disarray,

[07:55:07] and nowhere was this more evident than in the Winx land. Props had begun to disappear

[07:55:11] from the Pianetta Winx ride, and it became plagued with lighting and sound problems.

[07:55:16] In the Pop Pixie sub-land, many of the Papala hot air balloons wouldn't rise.

[07:55:20] And on one of the two aerial carousels, two of the ride vehicles had to be left empty, or the ride simply wouldn't operate.

[07:55:26] Not to mention the magical station rail was, like, literally falling apart.

[07:55:30] I'm not exaggerating, it had half a roof.

[07:55:33] And of course, there was out fear.

[07:55:34] What was originally a beautiful and lively building had begun to peel and discolor.

[07:55:39] The towers had become overgrown with leaves, and the high building had developed a thin layer of what was quickly identified as mold.

[07:55:45] A problem that could also be seen on the Winx statues after the building was completely

[07:55:56] blocked off, with much of the Winx merchandise being replaced with generic Rainbow Magic

[07:56:00] Land products, leaving the Winx store scarily empty.

[07:56:04] Simply put, the writing was on the wall, right next to the mold.

[07:56:07] Rainbow Magic Land couldn't afford, or it didn't want, will afford upkeep of the

[07:56:10] park, especially the Winx land.

[07:56:12] But it's also worth acknowledging that at the same time, Winx was undeniably declining in popularity,

[07:56:18] with budget cuts negatively impacting Season 7 and Nickelodeon all but abandoning the franchise.

[07:56:23] So it's certainly a possibility that that also played a role in the land's deterioration.

[07:56:27] But regardless, the Winx theme park's decline had reached a point of no return,

[07:56:31] and what followed felt almost inevitable.

[07:56:34] That's so sad.

[07:56:37] On the 21st of December 2018, it was officially announced that Rainbow Magic Land had been

[07:56:42] been purchased by Pillistone Italy, an investment firm specializing in-

[07:56:45] Power Simulator Park!

[07:56:47] And less than a year later, Pillistone announced that they would be terminating the park's

[07:56:50] licensing agreement with Rainbow two years early.

[07:56:53] The park would be renamed Simply Magic Land, its logo would be redesigned, and by the

[07:56:57] 2020 season, all traces of Rainbow Studios' properties, save for the HUNTEC 4D attraction,

[07:57:02] would be completely removed.

[07:57:04] Rainbow Magic Land was entering a new era, but Rainbow wouldn't be a part of

[07:57:08] it.

[07:57:09] subland was the first to disappear, with almost every attraction in El Reño de Piccolo

[07:57:13] being either removed or stripped of its steaming by April of 2019.

[07:57:17] The land would later reopen for the season as Tonga, a much smaller jungle themed area

[07:57:21] with an additional large log flume.

[07:57:23] A few months later, Althea Castle was surrounded by construction fencing and fabric privacy

[07:57:27] screens, with only a narrow pathway left open to allow guest access to the planetarium.

[07:57:32] The once open courtyard where big shows and meet and greets had taken place for

[07:57:35] years was sealed off entirely.

[07:57:37] And by the start of the 2020 season, the transformation was complete.

[07:57:41] The Wings Club theme park was officially no more.

[07:57:44] A fear castle had become Cosmo Academy, but Wings was re-themed into Gadabaleno Time Machine,

[07:57:50] an entire themed land once the heart of Rainbow Magic Land reduced to a memory.

[07:57:56] Or so it seemed.

[07:58:00] On the 3rd of January 2025, Magic Land Post-Operate Instagram announced the launch of ticket

[07:58:05] sales for the then-upcoming season. The caption read,

[07:58:08] get ready for an unforgettable 2025, packed with new features at Magic Splash,

[07:58:13] and a long-awaited return to Magicland. And then, a fairy emoji.

[07:58:17] Under regular circumstances, the post likely would have come and gone without much thought.

[07:58:21] But the fairy emoji, paired with the phrasing, long-awaited return, immediately gained the

[07:58:25] attention of the experience. Because with the context that Winx was being rebooted in 2025,

[07:58:30] there was really only one conclusion. And the reboot wasn't a draw.

[07:58:34] The Winx were returning to Magic Land, and thankfully the very next day, that conclusion

[07:58:38] was confirmed to be correct, with a second follow-up as Magic Land reading,

[07:58:42] A whole season of Unaway to Return, and a long-awaited return, the New Winx themed attraction.

[07:58:48] Over the following weeks, Magic Land continued to vaguely tease Winx's return.

[07:58:52] Before finally, in a February press release, they announced that the New Winx attraction

[07:58:56] would actually be the Return of Pianetta Winx, slightly updated and with the new name,

[07:59:01] magic winks. And so, on the 12th of April 2025, on a dedicated Winks theme day, Winks

[07:59:06] Club officially returned to Magicland, with the opening of the Magicwinks ride, which was

[07:59:11] almost identical to its 2011 counterpart. There were some minor changes to the attraction

[07:59:15] sets and lighting, as well as a newly added scene featuring Daphne from the 2025 reboot,

[07:59:20] but otherwise the ride with the ride with the ride's layout remained unchanged,

[07:59:27] as did the story, audio and iconic statues of the Winx, with the exception of Flora missing her wings.

[07:59:32] However, there were some more noticeable changes to the ride's queue.

[07:59:36] During the attraction's 2020 rebrand, the cage structure had already been replaced with a lush

[07:59:40] forest setting, but now there was also updated signage, televisions playing episodes of Winx

[07:59:45] Club, and most notably, brand new statues of the Winx redesigned to match their appearances

[07:59:49] in the 2025 reboot. The minifigs' attraction was of course exciting and nostalgic, yet at

[07:59:55] at the same time, it was kind of bittersweet.

[07:59:58] Because yes, the Winx had returned,

[07:59:59] but fans couldn't help but miss what hadn't.

[08:00:02] The Winx walk-around characters, the live shows,

[08:00:04] the pop pixie rides, and above all else, Alphia,

[08:00:07] which is where the story of the last

[08:00:09] beat-park takes a bit of a turn.

[08:00:11] On the 26th of May, 2025,

[08:00:13] YouTuber and content creator known online

[08:00:15] as Jamie Magic World and Belgian Winx Club visited

[08:00:18] Magicland to experience the newly reopened

[08:00:20] Winx attraction.

[08:00:21] But while exploring the park,

[08:00:22] he noticed something unexpected.

[08:00:24] Cosmo Academy, the building that had replaced Alfie Castle years earlier, didn't quite hold up to scrutiny.

[08:00:30] He found that much of Cosmo Academy was still the original Alfie Castle, simply repainted grey.

[08:00:35] And what's more, from certain angles, traces of the original colour scheme were still visible behind trees and fences.

[08:00:41] This could have easily been brushed off as magic land cutting corners when it came to transforming Alfie into Cosmo Academy.

[08:00:47] After all, they had been in financial strain.

[08:00:49] But the more Jamie looked, the clearer it became that this went far beyond just a rushed re-theme,

[08:00:54] because most of Alphea Castle was still there.

[08:00:57] As it turned out, the entry to Cosmo Academy was nothing more than a false wall,

[08:01:01] and behind it sat the original Alphea structure almost entirely intact.

[08:01:06] In fact, as guests walked through the narrow passageway leading to the planetarium,

[08:01:09] those who stopped and looked closely could still see Alphea through the makeshift tunnel walls.

[08:01:14] Further, Jamie was actually able to go behind Cosmo's fake wall and explore the now-deserted

[08:01:19] Alfea, where he found that Believix-era signage and the shop's interior, including original

[08:01:24] shelves and props, were used and prized, but still there.

[08:01:30] The Winx theme park hadn't been demolished.

[08:01:32] It had simply been abandoned.

[08:01:34] So in a way, the Winx theme park still exists.

[08:01:37] And maybe, like Pianeta Winx, it's just waiting for the chance to return.

[08:01:43] Wings Club is often remembered as just another silly Y2K cartoon that came in quickly when

[08:01:48] you see the story.

[08:01:52] Not many animated shows get their own amusement park ride, let alone a whole dedicated land.

[08:01:57] And yet Wings Club did.

[08:01:59] Guys.

[08:02:00] amusement park ride.

[08:02:02] Guys.

[08:02:03] Let alone.

[08:02:04] Nickelodeon universe.

[08:02:05] What do you guys think?

[08:02:06] What do you think if we went there?

[08:02:07] What do you think if we went there?

[08:02:13] They hold dedicated land.

[08:02:14] And yet Wings Club did.

[08:02:16] Even now in its abandoned state, the Wings Club would not stand as proof of just how

[08:02:20] significant the Wings franchise was, and arguably still is.

[08:02:24] Moreover, it represents a moment in time where an Italian animated series, one that

[08:02:28] was designed with young girls as the primary audience, became powerful enough to anchor

[08:02:32] an entire theme park.

[08:02:33] A moment where six fairies allowed a small animation studio to stand shoulder to shoulder

[08:02:38] with global entertainment powerhouses.

[08:02:40] So if nothing else, I hope the story of the Winx theme park is a reminder the Winx Club

[08:02:44] was a phenomenon powerful enough to leave a physical footprint.

[08:02:48] One that to this day may be abandoned, but will never be completely erased.

[08:02:52] Also here's a fun little story for you, but one of the first TikToks I ever posted

[08:03:03] that blew up was a video of me talking about the Winx theme park, and like a year after

[08:03:08] I posted it, Magicland actually DM'd me asking me to make a video about the new Winx ride

[08:03:13] because it was like just about to open I think, and I was on a big social media break at the

[08:03:17] time so I never responded, Magicland I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to say it, I actually

[08:03:22] never made the video technically until now, but the point that I'm getting to is that

[08:03:26] Magicland PR team, if you are watching this, when I inevitably go back to Italy

[08:03:31] and I inevitably go to Magicland because I want to ride the Wink's ride, please.

[08:03:36] I am literally begging you.

[08:03:38] I will pay you.

[08:03:39] I will pay.

[08:03:40] But please let me see the abandoned Alfea.

[08:03:42] I will do anything.

[08:03:43] I will give my life.

[08:03:44] She'll do anything.

[08:03:45] She'll do her life.

[08:03:46] I will sacrifice myself in the courtyard if I have to.

[08:03:48] She'll give her life for Alfea.

[08:03:53] I wish I could see Winks.

[08:03:57] Guys, guys, guys, guys, check this out, bro.

[08:04:15] I'm just saying, like, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, guys.

[08:04:38] Thought you'd seen it all in the ski world, try to make snow American dream.

[08:04:42] The ski resort is so unorthodox it's not even cool if we went here.

[08:04:46] Instead, it's a man-made construction that's fully indoors.

[08:04:50] Big Snow sits in New Jersey.

[08:04:51] The ski resort in the American Dream Mall!

[08:04:54] It's American Dream Mall, right next to the Meadowlands Stadium and only a short drive

[08:04:58] from New York City.

[08:05:00] This indoor complex maintains the same just below freezing temperature all the time

[08:05:04] and remains open year-round.

[08:05:06] But can what's basically a massive freezer be a substitute for a true ski trip?

[08:05:10] In this video, we'll go through Big Snow's overall resorting team and then we'll go through

[08:05:15] how the fuck it's inside a mall!

[08:05:17] Yeah, it's inside a mall.

[08:05:18] And if you want to see more exclusive tips on planning the ultimate ski trip, be sure

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[08:05:32] are linked in the description below.

[08:05:35] Enjoy!

[08:05:37] The first thing you might be wondering about big snow is, how can they fit an entire skier

[08:05:40] door into an indoor mall?

[08:05:42] Well, it turns out that big snow isn't actually that big.

[08:05:46] With just a 4 acre footprint, the complex is downright miniscule compared to basically

[08:05:51] every outdoor mountain.

[08:05:52] As a result, anyone who's been to a real ski mountain before will probably cover the

[08:05:56] whole footprint in 15 minutes tops.

[08:05:59] If that, across this 160 foot vertical drop, big snow is made up of what are basically

[08:06:04] Three trails across one continuous slope.

[08:06:07] There are technically four trails,

[08:06:08] Alice, Alice, E.

[08:06:10] A snowboard.

[08:06:12] A really just different house of the same run.

[08:06:14] Despite trail ratings ranging from green to black,

[08:06:17] these runs are all of fairly similar difficulties.

[08:06:20] The upper part of the complex

[08:06:21] is steeper than the lower part,

[08:06:23] featuring a typical low-intermediate pitch.

[08:06:25] In about halfway down,

[08:06:27] it mellows out to beginner level terrain.

[08:06:29] The easiest run, Little Dipper,

[08:06:31] actually involves a little dipter

[08:06:33] to keep its pitch as leisurely as possible.

[08:06:36] Big Snow does have a black diamond rated trail, but it's not true advanced terrain.

[08:06:41] If you take a look at the trail map, the resort marks it with a more difficult rating, something

[08:06:45] you would typically see attributed to blues at other resorts.

[08:06:48] In fact, the black one is just a terrain park, with the exact same pitch as the neighboring

[08:06:53] blue trail, meaning that if you stay clear of the features, it's no more dangerous.

[08:06:59] Big Snow's terrain park is arguably the most interesting part of the resort for anyone

[08:07:03] who isn't learning. Features range from small to medium, and include boxes, rails, jumps,

[08:07:08] and jigs. Speaking of learning, Bixno actually has a pretty decent setup for first timers.

[08:07:15] The complex is decided to stay in the classroom. And the easiest so-called slopes are literally

[08:07:20] flat ground or rolling mini-pipes that don't even require a lift to access. The green

[08:07:25] ones have their own dedicated magic carpets, meaning that guests don't even have to

[08:07:29] get on the chairlift to hit the complex's easiest terrain.

[08:07:33] Big Snow's lift system is pretty basic, but gets the job done for the resorts of Carpet.

[08:07:36] One Carpet at a time!

[08:07:37] It will lift off the full vertical of the resort, one fixed grip quad and one surface lift,

[08:07:42] while the two aforementioned domestic Carpets serve the bottom half.

[08:07:46] Despite the quad's slow speed, it only takes two minutes to ride with no stoppages

[08:07:50] and isn't that much longer in the amount of miss loads.

[08:07:53] But when it comes to making Big Snow's slopes skiable, does the complex actually

[08:07:57] make use of real snow, and if so, is it any good?

[08:08:01] Well, it turns out that the snow is real, but it's produced artificially by snow guns.

[08:08:06] The resort employs snow making to ensure that this is the best aerobatic operate.

[08:08:11] Impaired with the controlled climate conditions, this results in what's probably the most

[08:08:15] dependable footprint of any ski area on the continent.

[08:08:18] However, the result of this is exactly the same as the actual snow.

[08:08:21] And the base can actually get pretty thin, or even icy in certain spots towards the

[08:08:26] end of the day. Big snow typically employs snow making after hours, so if you arrive earlier

[08:08:31] in the day, you'll be less likely to hit ski golf terrain. Arriving earlier in the day

[08:08:36] will typically also allow you to avoid the crowds. While big snow does have a capacity

[08:08:40] limit, with two hour lift passes that can take you to the next day, it must be really

[08:08:42] cold in there because everybody's wearing jackets.

[08:08:45] It must be really cold in there because everybody's wearing jackets.

[08:08:46] When you build up at the quad lift, even during moderately busy times, lift operators

[08:08:49] don't do a great job of filling chairs up to capacity, even when there are

[08:08:53] singles and doubles who could ride up together. While there is a neighboring surface lift,

[08:08:57] it doesn't always rhyme. The beginner heavy environment also results in lots of people

[08:09:02] falling unexpectedly on slopes, even on the blue and black ones.

[08:09:05] I'm not going, I'm going to roll down that slope.

[08:09:07] They're typically on bunny hills at every ski resort, but they may catch more experienced

[08:09:11] visitors off-guard. Those who haven't spent time in the dedicated learning zone recently

[08:09:15] should make sure to keep an extra eye out for other guests on all big snow slopes.

[08:09:20] and roll down that slope.

[08:09:22] By the time you see me, I'm gonna be a big frozen snowball

[08:09:26] at the bottom of the little slope.

[08:09:29] Like, what the fuck is this ball doing here?

[08:09:31] It's opening and closing times on expected demand.

[08:09:50] Especially in the New Jersey suburbs, big snow can be a viable option for some quick laps at the...

[08:09:55] No Jersey!

[08:09:57] While nobody will mistake big snow for an outdoor ski resort,

[08:10:00] the complex makes a rather amusing effort at trying to replicate the experience as much as possible.

[08:10:05] Upon entering the rental area, guests will be greeted by a renaissance of pine.

[08:10:10] This is an intentional tree-sand resort designed to evoke a sense of being surrounded by a wooden environment.

[08:10:15] environment. When it comes to this snow dome, Big Snow pumps in scents reminiscent of a bakery.

[08:10:20] This one kind of perplexed us, but upon asking resort staff about this one, we were told this

[08:10:25] was intended to remind guests of waffle cabins, even though there's no such cabin at the

[08:10:29] Big Snow complex and the scent doesn't really smell like waffles at all. As the only ski

[08:10:34] resort in North America independent of outdoor weather conditions, Big Snow is open nearly

[08:10:39] every day of the year. The complex only closes for private events and is even

[08:10:43] open on major holidays, including ski parties, New Year's, Memorial Day, and Independence

[08:10:49] Day.

[08:10:50] While one might expect the slopes to remain the same no matter when you go, the resort's

[08:10:53] summer experience actually tends to differ slightly from the winter one.

[08:10:57] Summer tends to be less busy than late fall and winter, which results in better snow

[08:11:01] preservation, fewer crowds, and less frequent chairlift misloads.

[08:11:05] As a result, those hoping to get some off-season laps in will actually experience some additional

[08:11:09] benefits on top of the unique opportunity to even ski or ride at all.

[08:11:15] One of the most unique aspects of Big Snow is the availability of other activities within

[08:11:19] steps of the slopes.

[08:11:20] Bro!

[08:11:21] The resort sits right next to the-

[08:11:22] Look at this fucking mall!

[08:11:24] That life stadium, which hosts professional-

[08:11:26] What is a stadium?

[08:11:27] It's a mall inside.

[08:11:28] It's inside the mall.

[08:11:29] It's inside the mall.

[08:11:30] And in the mall, they got- in the mall they have an aquarium, and they have

[08:11:39] They have the theme park, they have a water park, they have so much shit in their row.

[08:11:51] How do you fit one thing into such a big mall?

[08:11:59] Yeah, that's what the Nickelodeon universe is inside there.

[08:12:09] Yeah, I think I've escaped a room, too.

[08:12:34] Uh oh.

[08:12:57] Oh, maybe you should work for that corporation.

[08:13:22] Maybe you should have worked for the corporation then, maybe you shouldn't.

[08:13:49] You should work for it.

[08:13:53] I'm just saying, bro.

[08:13:56] I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man.

[08:14:04] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[08:14:11] Maybe you shouldn't.

[08:14:12] Looks like Mouse Incorporated. What? Where is that supposed to mean?

[08:14:22] Hey, what is that supposed to mean? What do you mean by that?

[08:14:42] I'm just a little guy, you know.

[08:14:49] I'm just a little guy.

[08:14:58] I'm just a little guy.

[08:15:08] I

[08:15:38] As you be, but but now you'll be who I am

[08:15:45] I've been here, I had to, I had to, I had to, I had to responsibility

[08:15:58] Oh my god!

[08:16:14] Oh my god! It's a stupid movie!

[08:16:16] AHHHH!

[08:16:22] Oh my god!

[08:16:24] Oh my god!

[08:16:29] Wow, that was a masterpiece.

[08:16:42] You see?

[08:16:44] The internet is a beautiful place.

[08:16:54] Oh my god, you are so cute and funny.

[08:17:08] Thanks.

[08:17:09] Can I crush your balls?

[08:17:10] Yeah.

[08:17:11] What the fuck?

[08:17:12] What the fuck was that?

[08:17:13] The internet.

[08:17:14] What the fuck was that?

[08:17:23] The internet is an interesting place.

[08:17:39] you

[08:17:53] My one I fuck

[08:17:56] Oh Chat oh Chat

[08:18:01] She's the cause

[08:18:05] Who sent this

[08:18:09] Who said this video?

[08:18:16] Oh my god, unless you say it, ow!

[08:18:35] Oh my god!

[08:18:41] I don't want A. W. Ruff!

[08:18:43] It wasn't Alex, it wasn't Alex.

[08:18:46] Somebody else.

[08:18:48] What the- wait, did he just-

[08:18:50] Oh my god, that was a skateboard!

[08:19:00] The side of the head of Booty King!

[08:19:05] What happened to you, son of a bitch?

[08:19:08] Not safe.

[08:19:15] Why do you gotta fall on stuff?

[08:19:17] Why do you have to fall on so much stuff?

[08:19:35] Oh my god!

[08:19:41] Whoa!

[08:19:44] Whoa!

[08:19:49] Hey, that guy's cra-

[08:19:54] What the fuck?

[08:19:56] That guy's crazy!

[08:20:05] I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but

[08:20:35] Oh my god, he's bad!

[08:20:40] This is exactly how it feels when I slip and land on my keys.

[08:20:47] Notice.

[08:20:48] Yeah.

[08:20:49] Yeah.

[08:20:50] He's hooking his mouth like a fish!

[08:20:57] Oh my god!

[08:21:10] Come on!

[08:21:21] Ewww!

[08:21:40] Right, and that's what it is.

[08:21:44] That's the power of that.

[08:21:47] How do you not break his butt every time?

[08:21:57] Yeah, why do you have so many coffins?

[08:22:01] Do they have like a limited supply of coffins somewhere?

[08:22:06] What the fuck?

[08:22:08] This is gonna be the...

[08:22:10] What the fuck?

[08:22:12] What the fuck?

[08:22:14] Oh my god, he's a joker.

[08:22:16] He's a joker!

[08:22:18] He's a joker!

[08:22:20] He's a joker!

[08:22:22] He's a joker!

[08:22:24] He's a joker!

[08:22:26] He's a joker!

[08:22:28] He's a joker!

[08:22:30] He's a joker!

[08:22:32] Another skateboard!

[08:22:34] Now, Darby...

[08:22:42] Darby!

[08:23:04] They should do a re-throw him into like a box of Legos and shit.

[08:23:11] Why not?

[08:23:16] Oh my god, it's the crowd!

[08:23:22] Throw me a box of Legos.

[08:23:25] Why didn't they throw the straw in the box of Legos, bros?

[08:23:32] That's, that's, that's entertaining? No, it's not entertaining.

[08:23:38] That's dangerous.

[08:23:41] How did he sit down?

[08:23:44] His butt must hurt so bad. I wasn't even broken his butt yet.

[08:24:02] What?

[08:24:03] Acting Technique?

[08:24:04] Oh, because they know how to fall, I guess.

[08:24:07] Yeah, I guess, I guess, I guess they know how to fall.

[08:24:20] Oh, I guess.

[08:24:22] I guess.

[08:24:23] I guess.

[08:24:24] I guess.

[08:24:25] I guess.

[08:24:26] I guess.

[08:24:27] I guess.

[08:24:28] I guess.

[08:24:29] I guess.

[08:24:30] Oh, of course they do, of course.

[08:24:41] But acting. Yes, yes, but acting.

[08:25:00] you

[08:25:30] you

[08:26:00] you

[08:26:30] you

[08:27:00] you

[08:27:30] We're just watching videos, we're just watching videos right now.

[08:27:50] Detroit, Michigan!

[08:27:52] Did you have fun?

[08:27:55] Oh

[08:27:59] No wonder I'm I'm so I was like wait a minute. It's only 5 a.m. She's done already

[08:28:06] She's done already so soon

[08:28:10] It was a girly poop

[08:28:15] I love girly pop stream

[08:28:19] One day we'll have a girly pop stream. We'll have a off collab

[08:28:25] Alright now, I'm over this.

[08:28:29] I'm over, I'm over this, Bray. I'm over this already.

[08:28:37] The City of Sinners. Untamed American bu-

[08:28:43] A V-Card opening!

[08:28:47] Wait, are you a V-Card? Are you a V-Card?

[08:28:51] Where's my Michi V-Card? Can I have one?

[08:28:54] Hey, can I have one?

[08:28:59] Can I have one?

[08:29:02] Can I have one?

[08:29:05] Speaking about Twitter X mouse, I tried to tag you because they're selling a tale from Sonic the Hedgehog plush with a cinema roll head.

[08:29:13] You should ask Connor to buy it for you.

[08:29:15] What?

[08:29:16] Hey, can I have one?

[08:29:18] Can I have one?

[08:29:21] Can I have one?

[08:29:26] Oh, I was gonna tell you guys a story, I forgot.

[08:29:29] I just remembered it right now.

[08:29:32] M-Mouse, I used to work at a trauma hospital near one of their training rehearsal locations,

[08:29:37] while these moves are planned and coordinated things go wrong.

[08:29:40] I've seen many come in with pernuem thorax, fractures, and other various injuries.

[08:29:46] What the NOMO TORRAX?!

[08:29:49] Oh my god.

[08:29:51] Well, I don't want to wrestle, so it's fine.

[08:29:56] I'll be safe.

[08:29:57] Boy, have I got a story for you.

[08:30:01] Boys, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and everybody all around the globe.

[08:30:09] Have I have a funny story for you?

[08:30:14] Well, it's not funny.

[08:30:15] It's a sweet story.

[08:30:16] Do you want to hear a sweet story?

[08:30:19] a sweet story?

[08:30:24] Would you like to hear a sweet story?

[08:30:27] I'll tell you a sweet story.

[08:30:29] Why not both?

[08:30:30] I can tell you both.

[08:30:37] I can tell you both.

[08:30:39] My mom went to the mall the other day.

[08:30:42] My mom, my sister took my mom to the mall.

[08:30:45] My sister took my mom to the mall the other day and they went to Hot Topic.

[08:30:56] They went to Hot Topic, right?

[08:30:58] And my mom, my mom, I'm going to tell you something about my mom, okay?

[08:31:03] My mom fucking hates Hot Topic.

[08:31:06] She does not like Hot Topic.

[08:31:07] She doesn't like it.

[08:31:09] She's never liked it.

[08:31:10] When I was a kid, and I wanted to go into a hot topic, my mom never wanted me to go in there.

[08:31:16] And then when I got old enough to buy my own stuff, my mom was like,

[08:31:22] okay, you can go into hot topic.

[08:31:24] I'll give you 20 minutes, but I'm going to wait outside.

[08:31:26] So my mom would never go inside the store.

[08:31:28] She'd let me go into the store and get what I wanted to get, but she would never go in there.

[08:31:35] Ever. My mom would never go in there, okay?

[08:31:38] She refused to go on the hot topic. She says,

[08:31:41] Es o el demonio y es malo, es o el demonio y es malo.

[08:31:45] And she said it's bad and she said that that's the devil's store and all that stuff.

[08:31:49] Okay, growing up. Fast forward to a gajillion, gajillion years now.

[08:31:54] I have two shirts in hot topic and my sister

[08:31:57] took my mom to hot topic and she was like, I have a surprise to show you.

[08:32:01] And my mom was like a surprise for me and then my sister was like, I'm gonna show you a surprise.

[08:32:06] and she's like, what's the surprise?

[08:32:07] And she goes, you have to come in there.

[08:32:09] She goes, I don't know, I don't want hot topic.

[08:32:11] What the fuck?

[08:32:12] She was like, I'm not going in there.

[08:32:13] Your sister always wanted to go there

[08:32:16] and I don't want to go there.

[08:32:17] And she was like, no, no, no, you have to come in.

[08:32:20] So my mom took, my sister took her into hot topic

[08:32:24] and she showed her my shirt.

[08:32:31] And my mom started crying.

[08:32:32] My sister told me that my mom started crying in the store and she was just crying and crying

[08:32:44] and crying and she was so happy crying and then I was with my mom.

[08:32:51] I was with my mom and I was like oh my sister told me blah blah blah told me that you guys

[08:32:58] went to the store and then she was like I did and I was like did you like it?

[08:33:02] What do you think?

[08:33:03] Did you like it?

[08:33:04] Did you see that shirt in there?

[08:33:05] She goes, you want to know something?

[08:33:07] And I'm like, well, and she's like, I just remember all the times that you always wanted

[08:33:11] to go there as a kid and you always wanted to be in that ugly store and you always

[08:33:15] wanted to hang out in that ugly store and buy stuff from that ugly store and buy the

[08:33:18] demon stuff from the ugly store.

[08:33:21] And then I just remember that you were this little girl that just liked being

[08:33:25] in the store now and now you have stuff in the store that you like to go to.

[08:33:29] I don't make.

[08:33:34] And then she started crying again.

[08:33:35] I was like, don't cry, mom, you're driving!

[08:33:40] Ah!

[08:33:44] It was so sweet, it was so sweet.

[08:33:47] It was so sweet.

[08:33:47] By the way, there's a third shirt out now, by the way.

[08:33:50] For real, there's a third shirt.

[08:33:52] It's actually out now.

[08:33:54] I don't got two shirts.

[08:33:55] I got three shirts in Hot Top,

[08:33:57] and there's a third shirt.

[08:33:58] A third shirt is out, by the way.

[08:34:01] A third shirt is out, by the way.

[08:34:02] So if you want the third Iron Mouse shirt, it is out.

[08:34:06] It is actually out now.

[08:34:08] It's the Iron Mouse Demon Girl T-shirt.

[08:34:11] Yes, there's three shirts.

[08:34:13] And my mom cried, and then she was gonna cry again,

[08:34:16] and my mom told me she was proud of me,

[08:34:18] and that she likes Hot Topic now

[08:34:21] because my shirt isn't Hot Topic.

[08:34:23] And she was like, I'll let you know.

[08:34:25] But the only reason why I'll go inside Hot Topics

[08:34:27] because your shirt is in there now.

[08:34:29] If not, I'd never go in there.

[08:34:36] Did she buy one?

[08:34:37] No!

[08:34:38] No, she didn't, no!

[08:34:41] No, I told her, she better not have bought one.

[08:34:43] She didn't buy one.

[08:34:44] And I was like, you didn't buy any.

[08:34:45] She goes, no, no, no.

[08:34:46] I have shirts for her.

[08:34:48] She didn't need to buy it, bro.

[08:34:51] Also, by the way, it doesn't even matter

[08:34:53] because when she got there,

[08:34:54] there was only three shirts left.

[08:34:57] There was only three shirts left

[08:34:59] and one of the shirts was out of stock.

[08:35:01] She was like, there was only three shirts.

[08:35:02] Everybody bought all your shirts already

[08:35:05] and I talked to the person at the store

[08:35:06] and they said that your shirts sold out so fast.

[08:35:08] Your shirts go so fast.

[08:35:10] And I was like, I did not know that.

[08:35:14] I did not know.

[08:35:15] And now I know.

[08:35:17] And now I know.

[08:35:20] Fuck yes.

[08:35:21] So now we got a third shirt, bro.

[08:35:23] We got a third shirt.

[08:35:24] If you want, if you want a third shirt, there's a third shirt in Hot Topic.

[08:35:31] And there's more stuff coming. That's true, there is more stuff coming. Also, uh, yeah, there's a lot more stuff coming, so...

[08:35:38] You'll be taking the car with you on these trips?

[08:35:42] Me? Oh no. No, no, no. I'm-I'm looking for-

[08:35:45] Oh my God, I remember this episode!

[08:35:48] There's something for my daughter.

[08:35:53] Your daughter?

[08:35:53] Yeah, you know, safe, slow vehicle, but starter car.

[08:35:58] It's a starter car.

[08:36:01] That's right.

[08:36:05] I've contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you, like the crashing of a thousand waves!

[08:36:13] Gun, vile man! Begun from me! A starter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods!

[08:36:22] The Golden God! I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

[08:36:29] Ha ha ha!

[08:36:37] Good for him!

[08:36:39] Oh, I can show you the shirt?

[08:36:43] I can show you the shirt, hold on. Let me show you the shirt.

[08:36:46] I'll show you the shirt right now.

[08:36:48] Iron, iron mouse shirts.

[08:36:54] These are the shirts, the shirts.

[08:37:01] Look! This is the new shirt. This is the, this was the first shirt that came out.

[08:37:08] And then we had this shirt that came out from a birthday and now there's this shirt.

[08:37:14] The third shirt.

[08:37:18] The third shirt, the third shirt, the third shirt, a hot toe peek.

[08:37:24] Hot toe peek.

[08:37:25] I like all of them.

[08:37:27] They're all pretty cute.

[08:37:29] They're all pretty cute, I think.

[08:37:32] A hot toe peek.

[08:37:38] Your offspring is raging that they want it.

[08:37:41] Get it for your offspring!

[08:37:42] Get it for your offspring!

[08:37:43] Get it!

[08:37:44] Don't forget!

[08:37:45] Get it!

[08:37:46] Get it!

[08:37:47] I swear to God

[08:37:52] Get it get it get it

[08:38:06] Instant purchase yes, well if you want to get it you don't have to get it if you don't want to it's up to you

[08:38:17] What is this?

[08:38:27] Shorter soap, my soap is sold out!

[08:38:33] My soap is sold out bro! I'm sorry!

[08:38:36] If you didn't get it, it's sold out!

[08:38:38] There's no more soap!

[08:38:42] But!

[08:38:44] It will be re-stopped.

[08:38:47] So, uh, hopefully it comes back soon.

[08:38:53] Ow.

[08:38:59] How will people get clean now?

[08:39:03] You got five bars that's, oh, did you like it?

[08:39:07] I finally got my soap and I took a shower with it.

[08:39:10] It smells so good.

[08:39:11] It smells so good, bro.

[08:39:17] It smells so good and I was like, oh my god.

[08:39:21] What have I created?

[08:39:22] What have we created?

[08:39:23] What have me and Chicky created, bro?

[08:39:24] It smells so good.

[08:39:25] Don't act like you shower, bro.

[08:39:26] I shower every day.

[08:39:27] Sometimes slice a day.

[08:39:28] I have to.

[08:39:29] I got to.

[08:39:30] I got to.

[08:39:31] I got to.

[08:39:32] I got to.

[08:39:33] I got to.

[08:39:34] I got to.

[08:39:35] I got to.

[08:39:36] I got to.

[08:39:37] I got to.

[08:39:38] I got to.

[08:39:39] I got to.

[08:39:40] I got this because of my condition

[08:39:43] I wish I could get back to go, I want to take a bubble bath.

[08:40:13] I want to take a fucking bubble bath, man.

[08:40:21] I want to take a motherfucking bubble bath.

[08:40:33] Why can't you? Cause I don't have a bathtub.

[08:40:37] I have a shower. I don't have a bathtub.

[08:40:39] Well, my bathroom doesn't have a bathtub.

[08:40:41] bathtub. My bathroom only has a shower. I have a bathtub but not in my bathroom.

[08:40:52] And in my other bathroom but not like my bathroom bathroom. Get one. I was thinking

[08:40:59] about getting one. I was thinking about getting a bathtub but that will require

[08:41:04] somebody coming in here and installing a bathtub into my bathroom. And that will

[08:41:09] Also require me moving all my iron mouth stuff so that people don't know that there's iron mouth stuff in here

[08:41:16] And I require strangers to come in here

[08:41:21] So no bath no shower no bathtub for me in my bathroom

[08:41:27] Oh, you're a big fan. Oh, yeah, really? You think they're... I mean, they're not gonna

[08:41:42] know who the fuck I am anyway because... Come on. Come on now. They're not gonna fucking

[08:41:49] know as if they know but still it's like a stranger coming in here you know

[08:41:56] what I mean it's a stranger coming in here man

[08:42:07] a fish tank will be big enough shut up what the fuck that's so messed up that's

[08:42:18] buster bro. Sick of this.

[08:42:29] Guys I'm not famous bro, I'm just like, I'm just a

[08:42:33] small VTuber on the internet.

[08:42:36] I'm not like a movie star or anything.

[08:42:39] That's famous! I'm just some stupid VTuber.

[08:42:43] How many... how many videos have you watched?

[08:42:58] Oh my god!

[08:43:01] Guys!

[08:43:13] stupid written word hot top guys it's hot top shut up shut up shut up guys

[08:43:43] I don't know what this is.

[08:43:45] oh, you're not famous?

[08:43:47] what are you talking about?

[08:43:49] shut up

[08:43:51] you're not famous?

[08:43:53] shut up

[08:43:55] shut up

[08:43:57] shut up

[08:43:59] shut up

[08:44:01] shut up

[08:44:03] shut up

[08:44:05] shut up

[08:44:08] shut up

[08:44:10] shut up

[08:44:12] just very, very, very popular and well known around the globe.

[08:44:37] I'm just the old, old VTuber, I'm just the old VTuber, from the corner of the internet.

[08:45:02] 22 years, I'm 6600 years old.

[08:45:06] Iron ball!

[08:45:07] What?

[08:45:07] I'm over 6000 years old.

[08:45:09] Max, if I can say this, thank you for speaking out about chronic illness and resilience.

[08:45:13] I was shrunk off for many years by doctors.

[08:45:15] I started doing research and found a doctor who listened.

[08:45:17] I have a diagnosis now and a treatment plan.

[08:45:20] That's wonderful!

[08:45:25] That's wonderful!

[08:45:28] What the heck is this?

[08:45:29] What happened to Dick and Jean?

[08:45:32] They messed about drugs and alcohol?

[08:45:34] I like to watch pretty girls run through cop actors.

[08:45:37] Particularly when they were dressed like those girls were.

[08:45:40] You really only find out about your friends after they're dead.

[08:45:44] See Dick? See Dick run? Run Dick run?

[08:45:47] I like Dick.

[08:45:49] I never heard of a nine-year-old alcoholic.

[08:45:51] Yet she was chugga-lugging this stuff and died.

[08:45:53] What?

[08:45:54] And the 76 people died and death doesn't bother me much.

[08:45:57] 50 deaths is not a big thing. I see death all the time. So I've learned to live with death. So the 50 deaths don't die.

[08:46:04] What the f-

[08:46:05] He was eight years old. He smoked four California golden browns that go to the bathroom.

[08:46:09] Huh?

[08:46:10] Now you think about that. They're playing a little game called Fruit Solid. One night at our local hospital, I pumped 44 stomachs.

[08:46:19] Five nights later, we pumped 65 stomachs.

[08:46:22] My grub series, you bet your boots are serious.

[08:46:25] It's a drug called brown...

[08:46:26] Bet your boots.

[08:46:27] But you gotta stick it under the skin somewhere.

[08:46:29] What?

[08:46:30] When you shoot it between your toes.

[08:46:32] Ewww!

[08:46:33] If it's between the toes, shoot it under your tongue.

[08:46:37] Before long, you're shooting into your eyelids.

[08:46:40] But this is dick. It's too late for dick.

[08:46:43] Dick is dead.

[08:46:44] Jane is now a known drug addict.

[08:46:46] Yellowjack, it's blue dot. These are barbiturates.

[08:46:50] When you had diarrhea, you put a few drops of your food.

[08:46:52] And when you had that diarrhea, you really need that drug.

[08:46:55] Kill me, kill me, let me out of here, I don't want to live, let me die.

[08:46:58] Angel dust, magic mist, wobbleweed, powder from heaven,

[08:47:02] sprinkling on the cigarette and smoke it, you can drink it, you can inject it, you can snort it.

[08:47:06] What the fuck?

[08:47:07] She was loaded with angel dust.

[08:47:09] She had scratched so violently that she scratched her right eye out.

[08:47:12] He took a pair of pliers and pulled all his teeth out.

[08:47:15] And I saw a boy, chewy fingers off to the bone.

[08:47:17] I saw a girl eat the flesh off her arm.

[08:47:19] Get loved and recognized ideas.

[08:47:21] Ah!

[08:47:22] Spam, love, family, iron, mouse, love.

[08:47:26] Wow.

[08:47:27] I learned so much.

[08:47:31] He's seen it all.

[08:47:33] He's seen it all.

[08:47:36] This man has seen it all.

[08:47:38] I've never heard any other VTubers music while sitting in traffic, but yours.

[08:47:42] Wait, what? You heard my music in traffic?

[08:47:47] What the fuck?

[08:47:54] Those numbers still work, I don't know.

[08:48:08] I don't know.

[08:48:15] This man in purple.

[08:48:24] This is my last red cabbage.

[08:48:26] He's a beauty.

[08:48:27] Then, thank you so much for finding out the jokes that you did.

[08:48:30] At the Malvern Autumn Show.

[08:48:32] You need something quite powerful to cut him off.

[08:48:36] So let's just get in and we won't show you.

[08:48:40] That's a cabbage.

[08:48:42] That's it, he's off now.

[08:48:46] Well that looks like the plant from Frickin' Little Shop of Horrors.

[08:48:49] He's heavy.

[08:48:50] I'll have to put him down.

[08:48:52] He's really heavy.

[08:48:54] Right, now.

[08:49:00] Let's break a few of the outer leaves off.

[08:49:03] That lovely pup.

[08:49:05] They're all edible now.

[08:49:10] Holy shit! That's the biggest cabin I've ever seen!

[08:49:17] I want some!

[08:49:18] So, it's over the tree, though.

[08:49:22] Look at that. They're beautiful.

[08:49:30] Oh my God!

[08:49:31] I'm going round to the table.

[08:49:35] So I can cut it.

[08:49:37] I've just zeroed the scales back, these don't weigh very much, I hope it's strong enough

[08:49:48] and then I will, that is 10, 11, 12, 13, the head alone is just under 15 pounds.

[08:50:00] My goodness!

[08:50:01] The cabbage is all edible, it's 15 pounds!

[08:50:05] 15 pounds!

[08:50:06] It's a wasteful cubby's climber, oh?

[08:50:08] It's a beauty. Yes, you have to take one or two of the outside leaves off.

[08:50:13] Cut it in half. Do I use a saw or a knife?

[08:50:24] Nearly there.

[08:50:29] You ready? I'm ready.

[08:50:31] Three, two, one.

[08:50:35] look at that isn't that beautiful my mom would eat that whole thing

[08:50:48] I'm all worried that whole thing

[08:50:56] I think it must be my favorite color

[08:51:00] that's why I'm wearing this I love it

[08:51:03] Oh, that's what he did.

[08:51:04] And I'd love you to have one of these.

[08:51:07] So watch this space.

[08:51:10] It may happen.

[08:51:12] Cheers.

[08:51:13] Aw, it's red cabbage fleece.

[08:51:19] Wee, he's so sweet.

[08:51:22] Thank you, Gerald.

[08:51:25] That's his name.

[08:51:26] Gerald.

[08:51:30] Wow, thanks, Gerald.

[08:51:32] I wish I could have a good, delicious cabbage.

[08:51:45] What the fuck?

[08:51:55] Oh! Oh, hey, don't mind me just taking some selfies of my new, long gameboy.

[08:52:02] Why?

[08:52:03] What?

[08:52:09] Why?

[08:52:09] What the hell is this?

[08:52:10] Why did you make a long ass Game Boy?

[08:52:12] Ooh, um...

[08:52:14] Yeah, it's just a long Game Boy.

[08:52:16] How did I make it? I hear you scream.

[08:52:19] Well, let's find out.

[08:52:21] How did you make a long Game Boy?

[08:52:23] There's supposed to be a transition.

[08:52:26] So it all starts with two original Gintendo Bame noise.

[08:52:30] Faulty words, I should add. I'm going to be harvesting the two beat-up old shells and sacrificing them for the greater good.

[08:52:39] He sacrificed the Game Boy!

[08:52:45] I gave them a good soak in a bath because they like that.

[08:52:48] Wait, what?!

[08:52:49] Then it could have been better where I would decapitate them.

[08:52:51] You can put those in water?!

[08:52:55] Is that true?

[08:52:57] A kind donation from a viewer allowed me to purchase my very own set of flush cutters,

[08:53:05] so I used this to cut up the shelves.

[08:53:23] I applied some super glue to the scene and laid down some toilet roll, which was to act

[08:53:28] as a sort of fibreglass.

[08:53:30] I did not know if this is a good idea, I just came up with it, I personally used three ply,

[08:53:36] two ply always rips on me.

[08:53:39] Then began the five hours straight of body work.

[08:53:42] But why not just make the screen like really big?

[08:53:54] Why not just have like a really big screen instead of just a small screen with a long

[08:53:58] gameboy?

[08:53:59] I

[08:54:20] Will be in for a screen that size

[08:54:25] It will look bad in resolution I understand I guess so

[08:54:29] I lose every production gameboy shell inside of it because it didn't weigh a lot and it

[08:54:46] act as an internal support to hold the two shells together.

[08:55:08] Applying few coats of primer highlights the imperfections, so using some body filler I was

[08:55:13] able to fill up the remaining holes.

[08:55:43] Now for the electronics.

[08:56:10] I figured out how long the speaker wires needed to be, then extended them.

[08:56:24] As for the controls, I scraped away the silk screen to expose the copper traces to be able

[08:56:28] to solder new wires to a new button PCB.

[08:56:34] I used a water damaged DMG which had horizontal lines for this next part.

[08:56:41] But you might still want to hold someone's hand because this is OH GOD!

[08:56:45] OH GOD!

[08:56:53] It's really important you don't interfere with the button membranes otherwise the buttons

[08:56:57] won't press properly.

[08:56:58] So I traced around them with my quill and ink to figure out a save zone.

[08:57:04] following the traces, I worked out where to solder to.

[08:57:13] This is too much for me.

[08:57:20] You missed three electronics?

[08:57:32] This sounds complicated.

[08:57:34] Oh my god, look how tiny they are.

[08:57:38] Now it's time for a test fit.

[08:57:47] He's building it!

[08:57:57] Bro, I could never in a million years do this.

[08:58:10] Oh, the speaker works!

[08:58:13] Oh my god, it works!

[08:58:15] Okay, that is sick.

[08:58:18] That's your best one yet.

[08:58:21] So this is the long Game Boy.

[08:58:23] It serves no purpose, has no additional functionality,

[08:58:28] was technically speaking, a waste of time.

[08:58:31] And it took me three days.

[08:58:32] So that's a lot of time.

[08:58:34] This is the average size Game Boy here.

[08:58:37] And as you can see,

[08:58:38] it's an additional half length longer.

[08:58:41] And as you may have seen in the scenes earlier,

[08:58:45] There was a hell of a lot of work that went into this. I had to completely

[08:58:48] manufacture this back piece because obviously this is the sort of portion

[08:58:54] that I just cut and stuck up here so I had to fill in holes. The side isn't

[08:58:59] perfect it's really difficult to get the seam accurate because there's sort of

[08:59:03] like different steps involved on the edge of the back shell so to get that

[08:59:08] looking the same was near impossible but besides that sort of two inch

[08:59:14] section there and the same on this side I'm really really happy with the result

[08:59:20] of this. I just don't understand why would you do this. It's really solid. Initially before I put the back of the computer. Why would you do this sir?

[08:59:26] But having the batteries in it's made this whole thing feel original like it

[08:59:31] should genuinely be like this. So it works absolutely perfectly and you'd

[08:59:35] hope that it would otherwise I wouldn't be showing it. Why am I saying this?

[08:59:38] The actual Gameboy PCB which is back here and the front section of the screen is

[08:59:45] Literally as it was originally

[08:59:51] What guy could say no to an extra couple of inches

[08:59:58] Button contacts the speaker the headphone jack

[09:00:01] They wouldn't say no. They'd say yes, signing up for a long gameboy.

[09:00:06] Absolutely, perfectly. And that was what was so attracting about this after doing the likes of the Double Screen Gameboy Advance SP, which was just so much more complex internally.

[09:00:16] This was more focused on the external part, which was actually the bit I found the most fun on that job. So this is really bloody cool.

[09:00:25] Now there's a couple of things we're going to take a look at. One of them is this, which is the Gameboy's air-sensor test cartridge.

[09:00:30] center test cartridge to test that the buttons and the speaker works and having

[09:00:34] this on the end of it makes it look like one of those Wii remote like tennis

[09:00:38] rackets or golf club or something but as you can see this is very simple it

[09:00:43] shows the buttons on the screen and arrow next to the button it wants you

[09:00:46] to press and when you press it it tells you you pressed it. That's how you press?

[09:00:50] You go through the different buttons and as you can see they all work absolutely perfectly

[09:00:55] I pressed the wrong one there but yeah you can see they all work so yeah

[09:00:58] really really happy with the the overall result it was a bit of a nightmare having

[09:01:02] to extend all the wires because it's not meant to be soldered to surprise

[09:01:11] surprise but with sheer willpower and ten hours of time I managed to do it

[09:01:17] let's play a little bit of Tetris just for the crack because Tetris is the

[09:01:21] game that these gameboys were shipped with and yeah I'm honestly really

[09:01:27] with with the overall result

[09:01:31] oh there we go

[09:01:37] Tetris of the elongated Gameboy

[09:01:40] it's even harder to see the screen in the viewfinder

[09:01:42] because the screen is even further away from my face

[09:01:46] I would you do this!

[09:01:48] it's just inconvenient at this point!

[09:01:55] Hey, I did it! Well there we go! That's the long game boy!

[09:01:59] I hope you've enjoyed this video and how ridiculous this thing is.

[09:02:03] If you did and you're new to the channel, please consider subscribing. Leave a like if you enjoyed

[09:02:07] and a comment and let me know what you thought. Please have a go at making this.

[09:02:11] I would love to see your attempts at doing this. It would be absolutely

[09:02:15] amazing. I'm really really happy with the result and I spent

[09:02:18] so much time trying to make it look good. Why would you do this?

[09:02:23] I'm not an expert at any of this stuff, but I think it looks really really good

[09:02:27] This was only my fourth time using body filler, and yeah, I'm just real have a wee cap

[09:02:32] So I couldn't find a close of paint

[09:02:35] Use I ended up just going with like a matte

[09:02:40] It's only a matte white, but I couldn't okay. I've seen enough. I've seen enough. I've seen enough of this long

[09:02:46] Fucking game boy. I don't understand. It's just inconvenient in every way

[09:02:51] Why would you need a wrong Game Boy? It just makes everything more difficult! It makes your whole life more difficult!

[09:03:02] Just because you can make it long, you're just gonna make it...

[09:03:10] ...a classic.

[09:03:11] Because...

[09:03:14] Because systems are very...

[09:03:21] oh classic classic mattress and background falls on die as Elise falls away

[09:03:34] ah yes yes a classic a classic everyone a classic thank you thank you for

[09:03:45] Thank you.

[09:03:51] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[09:03:56] Nothing beats a jet to holiday!

[09:04:00] And right now, you can save a shit from the money

[09:04:05] by launching a family of four into the fucking stratosphere!

[09:04:11] What the fuck?!

[09:04:15] Oh, he shite!

[09:04:22] He sounded just like him.

[09:04:30] He sounded just like him.

[09:04:39] He was a funny guy.

[09:04:52] He's something just like him.

[09:05:06] I'm in your mother's house!

[09:05:23] I'm in your head!

[09:05:24] Hi, I'm Sir.

[09:05:25] Hi, I'm Danny Boyd.

[09:05:27] Yeah, Boyd!

[09:05:28] And this is Cinema Sticks.

[09:05:33] So, Shawn of the Dead.

[09:05:35] I love that movie!

[09:06:05] Oh, hiya.

[09:06:06] Don't sneak up on me like that!

[09:06:11] Whoa.

[09:06:12] Spaced, if you didn't know, was the 1999 Channel 4 sitcom co-created and co-written by Simon

[09:06:19] Pegg and Jessica Stevenson, who plays Yvonne and Jonathan Deb, and directed by Edgar Wright.

[09:06:26] The show also featured a fresh Nick Frost, Simon Pegg's real-life best friend for years,

[09:06:31] Oh, you big ape.

[09:06:32] Okay then.

[09:06:33] And 60% of the reason the magic of this movie,

[09:06:36] and frankly, the entirety of the Crometo trilogy,

[09:06:40] is just plain inimitable.

[09:06:43] It isn't the only reason,

[09:06:45] because there's something Edgar Wright does

[09:06:47] that no director does quite the same.

[09:06:49] Hi Barbara, my eye you've grown.

[09:06:51] Yeah, I believe it.

[09:06:52] And I'm not just talking about his transitions,

[09:06:55] his synchronized choreography, his frame gags,

[09:06:58] Lizzie.

[09:06:59] His crash tunes.

[09:07:01] WHAT THE-

[09:07:04] That boy was so good!

[09:07:05] like sandray-measurable-dead-movies.

[09:07:07] Groovy.

[09:07:08] Only later it's become a signature staple of Wright's filmmaking in his own right.

[09:07:13] All of that, yeah, brilliant, of course.

[09:07:16] What do we want to talk about today?

[09:07:18] Oh, so ready for a movie.

[09:07:20] Or is callbacks his and Peg's stellar execution of set-ups and payoffs?

[09:07:28] Bits and jokes that much-

[09:07:29] The room may be kind of safe.

[09:07:30] ...itself is a seemingly innocuous thing and back around.

[09:07:34] That's a lot of fucking doom, man!

[09:07:36] Identical, or nearly identical pieces of script, pre-zombie uprising.

[09:07:41] How you doing?

[09:07:42] Surviving, and after.

[09:07:44] How you doing?

[09:07:46] Surviving.

[09:07:47] And, since it's easier to just show you what I mean than to tell you...

[09:07:51] Ow!

[09:07:52] ...hear a few, straight up, back-to-back.

[09:07:57] You got red on you?

[09:08:00] Similar to those displayed by Mira attackers.

[09:08:03] Oh, she's got red on you.

[09:08:04] Yeah, she's got red on you.

[09:08:09] Oh, my God.

[09:08:10] That was the second half of my other boards!

[09:08:12] Oh, I don't know that's the second half of my other boards!

[09:08:14] No!

[09:08:16] I'm all top left.

[09:08:17] Uh-huh.

[09:08:18] That's insane.

[09:08:19] What do you know?

[09:08:20] I'm all right.

[09:08:21] Um, since...

[09:08:22] Oh, my God!

[09:08:24] Top left!

[09:08:27] Oh, my God!

[09:08:28] I'm on it!

[09:08:29] Wow!

[09:08:30] That's pretty funny, I love this movie, I love this movie, it makes me want to watch it again,

[09:08:46] I want to watch that movie again, I want to go on like a zombie binge which I already

[09:08:55] have been doing because I've watched the entirety of the fucking walk whole fucking walking dead

[09:09:00] bro I've watched the whole fucking day but I want to watch like zombie movies you know what I mean

[09:09:08] I want to watch zombie movies

[09:09:20] I want to watch a shit ton of zombie movies back to back

[09:09:25] I did it. Yeah, I would like to watch all of Romero's Zombies. That'll be great. That'll be great.

[09:09:35] I just want to watch a bunch of zombies. I like zombie movies a lot.

[09:09:43] Gotta watch Romero's Night, Dawn and Day of the Dead.

[09:09:46] I like Dawn of the Dead.

[09:09:50] I love Dawn. I love Dawn of the Dead. I love Dawn of the Dead.

[09:09:54] Okay, how many videos have we seen?

[09:10:01] Oh, good!

[09:10:07] I think we watched a lot!

[09:10:13] I think we watched a lot. I won't play a game.

[09:10:19] But we're game to play.

[09:10:24] I

[09:10:28] Have you seen the drama kingdom what oh

[09:10:35] Kingdom I don't watch Kingdom yet. I don't watch Kingdom yet. We got a

[09:10:46] Selection

[09:10:54] I

[09:11:02] Like Sean that's like Sean we got a select Sean

[09:11:08] He's playing Castlevania. He's too busy right now. He can't play with me. He's playing Castlevania.

[09:11:28] It's like Kakaraneo.

[09:11:43] He's struggling.

[09:11:44] Is he struggling right now?

[09:11:55] Uh...

[09:11:57] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.

[09:11:59] I'm just gonna do it.

[09:12:01] Okay.

[09:12:03] I'm gonna do it.

[09:12:05] Okay.

[09:12:07] I'm gonna do it.

[09:12:09] Okay.

[09:12:11] I'm gonna do it.

[09:12:13] Okay.

[09:12:15] Okay.

[09:12:17] Okay.

[09:12:19] Okay.

[09:12:21] Okay.

[09:12:23] Wolf Among Us?

[09:12:30] Absolutely not.

[09:12:31] Were you not here when I tried to play that game?

[09:12:35] Were you not here when I tried to play that game?

[09:12:39] You must have missed it.

[09:12:42] You must have missed what happened.

[09:12:53] The other game was just a why are you crying about why are you crying why are you crying

[09:13:14] I'm sorry, maybe I'm just like telltale that maybe I just need like a break maybe I need

[09:13:34] a telltale break I think I might need a telltale break bro I think I need a

[09:13:43] telltale break that's the issue

[09:13:47] I

[09:13:59] Maybe maybe I just need it. I need a tell-tale break bro. It's just too much for me

[09:14:08] It was too slow it was pretty slow I think I just think

[09:14:12] It was just a lot of things, like, I just wasn't vibing with it, maybe, maybe, maybe another

[09:14:18] time I might have my vibe with it, maybe I might have my vibe with it.

[09:14:21] My pulmonologist was wearing your recent IDF pin, we got to talking, turns out lots

[09:14:26] of patients at the clinic know who you are, and have gotten excited over seeing your pin.

[09:14:30] I wear your Apari split tone shirt often, and just wore the third hot topic, SHUT!

[09:14:35] Why did he scream at the end, bro?

[09:14:48] Oh my god, I agree, what?

[09:15:00] Guys, I have to beat this game, bro.

[09:15:02] Everybody but me has beaten that fucking game.

[09:15:07] Everybody but me has beaten it.

[09:15:09] Everyone but me.

[09:15:10] Everyone but me.

[09:15:11] Like, I can't, I can't.

[09:15:12] Who else beat the game?

[09:15:13] Can somebody tell me who else beat it?

[09:15:14] Okay, we'll try to beat it.

[09:15:15] If I get too bad, if I get too pissed off, I'll switch to a scary game.

[09:15:30] We have first scary game.

[09:15:33] Uh, the creepy, creepy shift came out, which was, which looks pretty good.

[09:15:40] Creepy shift looks good. There's unbroken lore, homie.

[09:15:44] Unbroken.

[09:15:57] Broken lore.

[09:16:00] Ok, lore unfollow.

[09:16:02] We did finish Resident Evil 9, we did!

[09:16:10] Booby beat it off, she shut the fuck up.

[09:16:14] Oh yeah, I downloaded the demo for that game, Mr. Magpie's Harmless Card Game.

[09:16:24] Magpie's Harmless card game.

[09:16:28] Uh...

[09:16:32] Oh yeah, there's this other game.

[09:16:34] Okay, so...

[09:16:35] There's this other game that's really scary.

[09:16:38] I think you guys might not think it's scary,

[09:16:40] but it's scary to me.

[09:16:44] It's called Birds Watching.

[09:16:45] It's a bird watching horror game.

[09:16:47] It's a horror game of birds.

[09:16:50] I feel like that's very...

[09:16:52] Typical to my life

[09:17:07] I told Bustle you did

[09:17:14] Work at the- Also, there's also Angel Engine came out to you, which would be really good

[09:17:22] We'll put Angel Engine in here too. Why not? Okay, anyway, let me open a grea.

[09:17:32] Agree.

[09:17:37] This time for sure I will beat it. I will do it for sure.

[09:17:41] Why is it so mouse?

[09:17:56] Hey mouse, sometimes I feel like I'm a fake Puerto Rican Latina because I don't know

[09:18:00] how to speak Spanish and I lived my entire life in the States never having the chance

[09:18:05] to step foot on our home island.

[09:18:06] So what would you say is a good way to not feel like a fake about that kind of

[09:18:10] stuff no absolutely not if you if you're if you're Puerto Rican your Puerto Rican

[09:18:23] it's okay there we go if you're Puerto Rican your Puerto Rican no matter what

[09:18:36] What the people say

[09:18:43] It's okay

[09:18:45] Be proud

[09:18:48] Be proud, be proud of any move

[09:18:53] Any move bro

[09:18:58] AHHHH

[09:19:06] This time don't worry like I'm gonna be oh god this game listen you don't have to worry

[09:19:18] because this time for sure I'm gonna win you see I've seen so many people have beat

[09:19:24] the game but this today will be the day that I beat it and I'm gonna do it in record

[09:19:32] time. Surely this time will be the time. This time will be the time this time. If everybody

[09:19:46] can beat it, right? If Connor can beat it, I can beat it. There's no way I can definitely

[09:19:59] If Connor can beat it, I can beat it.

[09:20:04] If...did Nietzsche beat it?

[09:20:07] She beat it, right?

[09:20:09] It can't just be me.

[09:20:16] She beat it, right?

[09:20:27] This is fine! You see how much fun we're-

[09:20:35] AHH! You see how much fun I'm having?

[09:20:38] Oh my god, guys! This is the best!

[09:20:41] This is so much fun! This is so-

[09:20:43] I'm having- I'm having the time of my life!

[09:20:45] I'm having a ball!

[09:20:47] And I'm having the time of my fucking life!

[09:20:51] Can you beat it too?!

[09:20:53] Oh my god.

[09:20:58] Whoa.

[09:21:02] You see? You see? You see?

[09:21:06] You see this?

[09:21:10] You see?

[09:21:15] AHHHHHHH!

[09:21:23] I'll get out.

[09:21:28] Behold!

[09:21:33] This in.

[09:21:38] What?

[09:21:43] Oh.

[09:22:18] I'm having so much fun, guy. I'm having so much fun, guy.

[09:22:20] Calli beat the game so can you. So let's go, Mousy.

[09:22:23] Wait, Calli beat the game too?

[09:22:25] What the fuck did everybody in their mom beat this game?

[09:22:28] Hey, why haven't I beaten it yet?

[09:22:31] You have to play it to beat it.

[09:22:49] I am playing it!

[09:22:53] Oh you mouse, time to travel here, you actually did beat the game in the year 2003-04 K.E.K.L.

[09:22:59] What?

[09:23:00] How do you do that one bro?

[09:23:25] doesn't make sense like how do they expect you to do that one like how do you do that one

[09:23:47] hey how do you how do you do it

[09:23:52] you know

[09:23:55] Where the fuck is the- oh!

[09:24:05] Oh no!

[09:24:10] I

[09:24:40] Why do they keep giving it to me?

[09:24:44] I'm having so much fun!

[09:24:58] I'm having so much fun!

[09:25:05] I'm having so much fun!

[09:25:07] I had so much fun.

[09:25:12] What?

[09:25:15] No!

[09:25:18] I can't see my mouse cursor so small!

[09:25:29] Can you make the cursor bigger?

[09:25:37] You can't make it bigger.

[09:25:44] There has to be a way.

[09:25:49] There has to be.

[09:25:53] I can't just give you a small cursor for the whole game.

[09:25:57] I can barely see it.

[09:25:59] I can't even see it.

[09:26:01] I guess we first agreed to the terms.

[09:26:15] No!

[09:26:16] What if I don't have?

[09:26:21] What?

[09:26:22] Where is it?

[09:26:23] Oh, here it is.

[09:26:24] Where is it? Oh, here it is.

[09:26:32] Oops.

[09:26:36] Well...

[09:26:42] What?

[09:26:43] Oh, this is easy. I'm good with color match.

[09:26:48] Oh.

[09:26:54] What the fuck?

[09:27:04] What the fuck?

[09:27:14] What the fuck?

[09:27:16] I'm good with color matching!

[09:27:19] Why are you so bright?

[09:27:21] Oh wait.

[09:27:23] Here.

[09:27:25] Oh.

[09:27:27] You see?

[09:27:29] Yeah!

[09:27:31] You see?

[09:27:33] Yeah!

[09:27:35] Yeah!

[09:27:37] Yeah!

[09:27:39] Yeah!

[09:27:41] Yeah!

[09:27:43] Yeah!

[09:27:45] Yeah!

[09:27:47] Yeah!

[09:27:49] I

[09:27:57] What

[09:27:59] Oh

[09:28:19] What the fuck

[09:28:29] Come on, Irene! What the f-

[09:28:37] You can choose- Oh, you can change the pointer design! Thanks for telling me.

[09:28:45] Bake.

[09:28:51] Oh, gaga! No. I like this one.

[09:29:25] No!

[09:29:27] Okay this.

[09:29:29] Okay we'll move this one over here like this.

[09:29:42] Now we put it here and then this one we move this one up.

[09:29:52] Oh.

[09:29:55] Oh.

[09:30:00] Move this one over here.

[09:30:04] Like this.

[09:30:11] Now!

[09:30:19] Perfect, see?

[09:30:22] No!

[09:30:26] See? See? See? Just like this and now we go this way here.

[09:30:37] Perfect! Perfect! Perfect! You see?

[09:30:41] Now what I'm doing...

[09:30:43] More!

[09:30:52] You know what it's all about it's all about look up in the timer

[09:31:52] I

[09:32:11] Got me

[09:32:14] Dear God

[09:32:18] How can you

[09:32:22] I want the holding one.

[09:32:29] Help!

[09:32:36] One Mississippi too many.

[09:32:45] Phew!

[09:33:16] You're not supposed to cheat!

[09:33:30] I was there too!

[09:33:36] I'm so messed up!

[09:33:50] AHHHHH!!!

[09:33:55] Is it still gonna be 12?

[09:33:57] I

[09:34:04] Thought 14

[09:34:09] Whoa

[09:34:27] What the fuck is this?

[09:34:36] I've never seen this one.

[09:34:45] What?

[09:34:47] What?

[09:34:49] What is this?

[09:34:55] When the timer reaches zero, the system automatically says, okay, Model Limitation X number.

[09:35:07] To stop the system, you must refer the correct version.

[09:35:13] If the model number contains letter S, if the sum of the numbers in the model number is 18, what if the model ID contains eight or more zeros?

[09:35:24] If the two letters in the model ID are the same, what?

[09:35:41] I already put it in the wrong order.

[09:35:50] Oh my god I guess!

[09:35:54] Oh my god, I fucking guessed bro.

[09:36:04] I accidentally cut the fifth wire.

[09:36:07] Oh, holy shit.

[09:36:13] Oh my god.

[09:36:20] Oh god. There's a lot of pressure.

[09:36:31] Uh.

[09:36:36] Bam, bam, bam.

[09:36:45] Wham Wham ! Wham Wham !

[09:36:50] Wham Wham ! Wham Wham !

[09:37:03] I'm so scared !

[09:37:05] I'm so scared !

[09:37:15] about your life

[09:37:20] what?

[09:37:31] I'm s- I don't know- I don't understand

[09:37:37] wait I don't understand this one

[09:37:45] You understand that this game is nothing more than a small way to kill time in your life.

[09:37:59] Life is too short to get seriously upset, but what the fuck?

[09:38:09] Okay, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, okay, I see.

[09:38:39] Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

[09:38:46] I'm gonna die!

[09:38:55] Ah!

[09:39:04] I don't think I have one life!

[09:39:22] It's so over for me.

[09:39:27] Wait, you're coming back from...

[09:39:57] Oh my god, is that always gonna be the last one?

[09:40:22] No? Oh, it still rotates? I don't like that one. I don't like that one at all.

[09:40:38] Maybe I'll get lucky you never know

[09:41:08] What the fuck bro?

[09:41:15] Jesus!

[09:41:18] What the fuck bro?

[09:41:25] Jesus!

[09:41:30] Jesus!

[09:42:04] I thought I could do it, but maybe I can do it.

[09:42:20] Maybe I can do it.

[09:42:22] Maybe I can do it.

[09:42:27] Maybe I can do it.

[09:42:30] Maybe I'm just doomed to never do it.

[09:42:38] Maybe I'm just doomed.

[09:42:41] Maybe I'm doomed.

[09:42:45] Maybe I'm never meant to do it.

[09:43:00] Oh god.

[09:43:07] Oh my god.

[09:43:22] oh my god what the fuck bro what the fuck

[09:43:41] finally Jesus

[09:43:52] Finally! Finally!

[09:44:02] Ain't goodness!

[09:44:08] Oh, it's gonna start!

[09:44:12] It's gonna freaking start!

[09:44:17] How the f-

[09:44:19] I just

[09:44:24] How do you

[09:44:34] Oh my god

[09:44:49] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[09:45:18] Thank you very much.

[09:45:25] Oh no, not this one again.

[09:45:34] Bro, what the f-

[09:45:42] What the fuck?

[09:45:49] How is this?

[09:45:52] Yes, yes.

[09:45:56] Yes.

[09:45:58] Ah.

[09:46:00] What?

[09:46:02] What?

[09:46:05] What?

[09:46:07] Well, you understand that you fully agree to the terms, correct? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ah!

[09:46:25] Fuck you!

[09:46:29] Oh my god, now it's all the check boxes.

[09:46:33] Oh my god.

[09:46:37] All things meant, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great stream.

[09:46:53] Here we go.

[09:47:05] Fine.

[09:47:06] What?

[09:47:07] What is this?

[09:47:08] Oof.

[09:47:09] What is this?

[09:47:12] Oof.

[09:47:20] Uh, uh, 3 plus 11 plus 4.

[09:47:26] Um, 55.

[09:47:31] Oh no.

[09:47:39] Oh

[09:47:55] No, oh no

[09:48:09] Okay...

[09:48:29] Not this one.

[09:48:32] This one.

[09:48:34] Yeah!

[09:48:36] You see?

[09:48:42] QQR153536 PPE

[09:48:54] I'm in a car!

[09:49:00] Help!

[09:49:03] Hey, give me my jacket!

[09:49:06] Fuck yeah!

[09:49:13] Hey goodness!

[09:49:16] Oh no!

[09:49:19] Fuck this shit!

[09:49:21] Guys, if Gargantie's so kind!

[09:49:24] I've got a good seat, so can I.

[09:49:37] Fuck that seat.

[09:49:42] Fuck that seat.

[09:49:48] Okay.

[09:49:49] No.

[09:49:50] Okay.

[09:49:51] Oh no!

[09:50:15] Oh no!

[09:50:19] Oh no!

[09:50:28] Uh oh.

[09:50:32] Uh, uh, uh!

[09:50:38] It doesn't contain the rest, it has some of the numbers in the amount of 18.

[09:50:45] Uh, nope, uh, eight or more zeros?

[09:50:52] Oh!

[09:50:56] Maybe four?

[09:51:03] Three or four?

[09:51:07] Okay, uh...

[09:51:12] 0.17?

[09:51:24] Yay! We did it!

[09:51:28] Hurry!

[09:51:35] Come on.

[09:51:42] You gotta be fucking kidding me bro.

[09:52:08] You gotta be kidding me!

[09:52:12] You gotta be fucking kidding me bro!

[09:52:14] Ain't no fucking way!

[09:52:32] You gotta be fucking kidding me bro!

[09:52:34] I'm not even playing the game and I've yelled at myself bro what the fuck how could you how

[09:52:49] How fucking could you, bro?

[09:53:19] How do some of the hologirls speed-

[09:53:34] Before speedrunning this game, I don't fuck!

[09:54:00] I know you fucking lie.

[09:54:04] Yeah, there is definitely a lot of learning.

[09:54:32] There's a pencil-sharpening speedrun?

[09:54:37] You're joking.

[09:54:44] You're fucking joking, bud.

[09:54:54] What?

[09:54:56] This game makes more peace.

[09:54:59] Is it a frustration?

[09:55:08] Is it a frustration?

[09:55:29] Oh

[09:55:48] Okay, okay

[09:55:59] What? But I moved it in everything!

[09:56:05] What the fuck, bro? I moved it in everything! That's ridiculous!

[09:56:13] How the fuck?

[09:56:20] You stupid? You stupid, stupid?

[09:56:29] You stupid fucking stupid!

[09:56:36] Stop!

[09:56:39] Stop!

[09:56:41] I hate this one!

[09:56:44] What the fuck!

[09:56:47] I don't like this one!

[09:56:53] I hate that one!

[09:56:58] I hate that one!

[09:57:11] Come on!

[09:57:14] Thank God!

[09:57:19] Ugh...

[09:57:28] I'm sick of this shit, I'm sick of it!

[09:57:43] I'm sick of it, and I'm sick of you!

[09:57:51] Bro, this game makes me wanna pee.

[09:57:59] What is that?

[09:58:03] Oh no, not this one.

[09:58:10] Not this one.

[09:58:15] Like, this one?

[09:58:17] I hate that one what the fuck what the fuck

[09:58:33] 20 plus 20 minus 7 plus 71?

[09:58:44] Hey I'm trying to solve it myself!

[09:58:49] Oh that's okay you can tell me the truth.

[09:58:52] You can tell me the answer if you want to.

[09:58:54] I won't say no.

[09:58:55] That's okay.

[09:59:00] You can tell me the answer if you want.

[09:59:02] I won't say no to that.

[09:59:32] Come on!

[09:59:34] Flip around!

[09:59:36] Thank God!

[09:59:41] You can handle the truth?

[09:59:43] Oh my God!

[09:59:47] It's a- AHHHH!

[09:59:54] Maybe it's because my cursor's so big!

[09:59:57] Maybe I need to put a small-

[09:59:59] Maybe I need to put my cursor small.

[10:00:03] Maybe my cursor is too big.

[10:00:23] Maybe it's too big.

[10:00:29] I'm not sure if I can find the right one.

[10:00:34] I don't think I can find it.

[10:00:39] I'm pretty sure I can find it.

[10:00:44] I'm pretty sure I can find it.

[10:00:49] I'm pretty sure I can find it.

[10:00:54] There we go.

[10:01:04] What?

[10:01:06] Uh oh!

[10:01:12] Come on.

[10:01:18] My child is game!

[10:01:41] My child is game!

[10:01:45] Come on!

[10:01:48] Now!

[10:01:55] Bro, what the fuck, bro? I did it so good, bro!

[10:01:57] That one time, what happened to me?

[10:02:09] Okay.

[10:02:48] I

[10:03:08] Oh my god

[10:03:18] Why?

[10:03:20] Why they do this?

[10:03:25] Oh no.

[10:03:28] Ok.

[10:03:30] I'll go.

[10:03:32] I'll go.

[10:03:34] I'll go.

[10:03:36] I'll go.

[10:03:38] I'll go.

[10:03:40] I'll go.

[10:03:42] I'll go.

[10:03:44] I'll go.

[10:03:46] Okay, not too bad.

[10:03:51] Not too bad.

[10:03:56] This is not gonna work.

[10:04:16] I

[10:04:33] Was stupid for that stupid

[10:04:46] It was perfect! What have I done? NOOOOOO!

[10:04:56] I'll never do it now!

[10:05:08] What if I do this?

[10:05:10] Or what if I do...

[10:05:13] This?

[10:05:15] NOOOOO!

[10:05:16] Oh

[10:05:36] Nice try

[10:05:47] DIE!

[10:05:57] I'll erase you.

[10:06:00] Okay?

[10:06:09] Whoa, why are you looking at me like that?

[10:06:11] I don't need your judgment!

[10:06:18] I'll need your judgment!

[10:06:25] Oh god, I hate this one!

[10:06:37] Thank you for watching!

[10:06:39] If you enjoyed this video, please like and subscribe!

[10:06:41] Thank you!

[10:07:07] I think so much of the 10 gifted subs I can fly.

[10:07:13] If only I could fly away from this computer right now.

[10:07:18] What? You have got to be fucking kidding me!

[10:07:24] What do you mean?

[10:07:28] I clicked everything!

[10:07:33] A glass and everything!

[10:07:37] I unclipped one? Shut up. No I didn't.

[10:07:42] Shut up. No I did not.

[10:07:47] Click all the boxes that contain cream soda, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

[10:08:05] Eat my balls!

[10:08:35] Oh

[10:08:42] Good heat

[10:08:49] What heat

[10:08:58] Hello

[10:09:05] What the fuck?

[10:09:11] Oh no!

[10:09:24] Shit!

[10:09:28] No!

[10:10:05] Hey goodness!

[10:10:09] Oh no, I hate this one!

[10:10:23] Oh god!

[10:10:25] Fuck, bro!

[10:10:35] Ahhhhh!

[10:10:52] Ahhhhh!

[10:10:55] There it is.

[10:10:56] Add readers undecided for the winners

[10:11:04] I Beach everything everything, everything, everything...

[10:11:21] It's all disagree!

[10:11:23] What the heck, where is it?

[10:11:31] Where did it go?

[10:11:41] He passed it.

[10:11:43] How did I pass it?

[10:11:50] Where?

[10:11:52] This is ridiculous.

[10:11:55] Where is it?

[10:11:58] I'll pass it again.

[10:12:01] I'm going to put all of them over here.

[10:12:05] Disagree, disagree, disagree, disagree.

[10:12:10] Disagree, disagree, disagree.

[10:12:14] Disagree, disagree, disagree.

[10:12:18] Disagree, disagree, disagree, oh

[10:12:26] Ow

[10:12:36] Where is it?

[10:12:42] Disagree, disagree, disagree, disagree

[10:12:45] That's a green, that's a green, that's a green, that's a green, that's a green, that's a green, that's a-

[10:12:52] Agree!

[10:12:55] You didn't say shit, you liar!

[10:12:59] Liar!

[10:13:07] Okay.

[10:13:09] We're getting close!

[10:13:12] So agree!

[10:13:13] I

[10:13:34] Can't my cursor

[10:13:43] My cursor's too big!

[10:13:47] I think I need to make it smaller!

[10:13:51] Maybe half size.

[10:13:54] I made it too big I think.

[10:14:07] Okay, this time...

[10:14:13] This time for sure.

[10:14:23] Now it's too small!

[10:14:33] Oh.

[10:14:41] This time for sure.

[10:14:56] Perfection.

[10:15:03] Oh God.

[10:15:07] Where is it?

[10:15:11] Oh, I see it.

[10:15:14] There it is.

[10:15:34] Hold on.

[10:15:41] I guess.

[10:15:48] No!

[10:15:57] Oh my god.

[10:16:06] Huh

[10:16:31] No

[10:16:33] Hey, no

[10:16:35] No?

[10:16:37] No?

[10:16:39] No?

[10:16:41] No?

[10:16:47] I don't like mine, Sweeper.

[10:16:57] Where the fuck is the Abree?

[10:17:05] Oh, here it is.

[10:17:07] How did you know top right, you frickin' you freaky, freaky?

[10:17:21] No!

[10:17:35] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:37] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:39] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:41] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:43] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:45] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:47] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:49] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:51] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:53] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:55] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:57] I just don't think anymore.

[10:17:59] I just don't think anymore.

[10:18:01] I just don't think anymore.

[10:18:03] I just don't think!

[10:18:06] I just don't think!

[10:18:13] I just don't fucking think!

[10:18:21] I'm gonna go back or I'm gonna pee!

[10:18:24] Fuck you!

[10:25:03] and fuck this shit oh wait hold on let me get something

[10:25:26] Thank you.

[10:25:56] I know why I'm not winning, it's because I haven't had a chance to win, and I'm

[10:26:22] I know why I'm not winning.

[10:26:25] That's because I haven't had Cheerios.

[10:26:30] That's why I'm not winning.

[10:26:32] If I had my Cheerios, I would be winning.

[10:26:39] Cheerios will help me win.

[10:26:44] That's the truth.

[10:26:46] Of course I'm not winning, I'm at my fucking Cheerios!

[10:26:53] Oh, fucking Cheerios!

[10:27:03] Honey, not!

[10:27:10] Bro, this background music is driving me fucking insane!

[10:28:10] What do you mean?

[10:28:14] Bro, I so fucked up.

[10:28:18] What the fuck do you mean? I fucking played, bro.

[10:28:51] This is not it!

[10:28:53] Aha!

[10:28:54] I found you!

[10:29:02] Perfect! Perfect!

[10:29:04] Oh God!

[10:29:21] Oh no!

[10:29:23] This is not gonna work!

[10:29:28] This is not gonna work bro!

[10:29:42] Ain't no fucking way!

[10:29:51] I hope you enjoy your Cinema Roll plushie.

[10:30:45] I'll be back!

[10:30:47] Bye!

[10:30:49] I'll be back!

[10:30:51] Bye!

[10:30:53] Goddammit!

[10:30:55] I'll be back!

[10:30:57] Bye!

[10:30:59] Bye!

[10:31:01] Bye!

[10:31:03] Bye!

[10:31:05] Oh no!

[10:31:07] Bye!

[10:31:09] Bye!

[10:31:11] Bye!

[10:31:13] Minus...

[10:31:23] 38

[10:31:29] I can do math

[10:31:43] It's not 6'7!

[10:31:57] Name a person you like. Uh...

[10:32:01] Uh...

[10:32:13] I

[10:32:43] Oh my god.

[10:32:55] I'm so close.

[10:33:00] Oh wait!

[10:33:02] God damn it!

[10:33:03] I thought I was very close!

[10:33:06] I'm so stupid I could have agreed a long time ago.

[10:33:09] Guys, I'm just getting driving crazy.

[10:33:20] I just couldn't believe I got it so close so quick.

[10:33:38] I'll never get it again.

[10:33:44] I couldn't believe.

[10:33:56] I was too red.

[10:34:01] Oh no.

[10:34:33] Oops.

[10:34:34] I'm too high.

[10:34:40] Okay.

[10:34:45] I'm too high.

[10:34:56] Okay.

[10:35:15] Shhh!

[10:35:16] Shhh!

[10:35:17] Shhh!

[10:35:18] Shhh!

[10:35:19] Come on, let's go!

[10:35:20] Yay!

[10:35:25] Oh, shit!

[10:35:30] What the...

[10:35:39] AHHHH!

[10:35:45] I hate this one!

[10:35:52] What am I gonna do?

[10:35:58] I hate this one!

[10:36:05] I don't like this one.

[10:36:12] I don't like this one.

[10:36:16] What a cozy game.

[10:36:20] What a cozy game.

[10:36:24] What amazing experience.

[10:36:31] What amazing experience, guys.

[10:36:33] What a horrible experience.

[10:36:40] Ah, shit.

[10:36:49] Oh, shit.

[10:36:51] Let me click!

[10:36:56] Let's take...

[10:36:59] Oh no, it's gonna come.

[10:37:01] Oh, shit, I got it!

[10:37:04] Oh!

[10:37:07] Oh, shit, I got it!

[10:37:10] Oh, shit, I got it!

[10:37:12] Oh, shit, I got it!

[10:37:14] Oh, shit, I got it!

[10:37:17] It's normal to think about the bad things about good people.

[10:37:19] What?

[10:37:20] I thought they were saying bad things about you.

[10:37:22] You're right.

[10:37:23] I know, but I don't think so, right?

[10:37:25] Oh, well, I guess we're done talking about bad things.

[10:37:28] How about you?

[10:37:32] I'll have some of your food ready.

[10:37:34] Oh my God!

[10:37:35] What the fuck?

[10:37:39] I'm gonna go get some food, okay?

[10:37:41] Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un

[10:37:44] Okay, I'm going to go get some food.

[10:37:45] Here you go.

[10:37:47] Yeah

[10:38:03] Yeah

[10:38:17] I think I'm just going to accept that I'm never going to beat this game.

[10:38:25] It's just not for me.

[10:38:31] It's just not for me. Some people are just not meant to play this game.

[10:38:35] And not meant to beat it.

[10:38:47] There are one away so many times.

[10:39:17] Do you just need a good run?

[10:39:39] Come on.

[10:39:40] Wait, it has to be 5%.

[10:39:49] Oh!

[10:39:56] Right here.

[10:40:01] No too much.

[10:40:06] There it goes.

[10:40:07] You see?

[10:40:28] Oh, almost.

[10:40:30] Oh my god, so close!

[10:40:32] Okay, got that one.

[10:40:35] And then, what the fuck?

[10:40:38] Come on!

[10:40:40] Come on!

[10:40:42] What the fuck?

[10:40:44] Are you for real?

[10:40:46] Come on!

[10:40:48] Come on!

[10:40:50] Come on!

[10:40:52] Come on!

[10:40:54] What the fuck?

[10:40:56] Are you for real?

[10:40:58] Are you for real?

[10:41:03] What?

[10:41:28] Noooooooooooo!

[10:41:31] Nooo!

[10:41:33] Mama!

[10:41:36] Yes!

[10:41:37] I'm here!

[10:41:39] I'm here!

[10:41:42] I'm here!

[10:41:43] I'm here!

[10:41:46] I'm here!

[10:41:48] Aaaaah! Noo!

[10:41:52] He's just bullshit!

[10:41:56] I had that one, man!

[10:41:58] I had that.

[10:42:05] You see why I like the games that I like?

[10:42:11] Do you understand now?

[10:42:14] Why I like the games I like?

[10:42:16] Do you see why?

[10:42:20] Come on guys.

[10:42:26] Do you get it?

[10:42:45] She has a type of VIA avatar.

[10:42:48] Is that so wrong?

[10:43:05] Oh my god.

[10:43:08] There's nothing wrong with having a preference.

[10:43:18] JEEZE

[10:43:24] Oh God

[10:43:32] Where are you? I found you so quickly the first time

[10:43:39] There right there

[10:43:42] There not

[10:43:44] Uh oh

[10:43:48] What?

[10:43:50] 19.

[10:43:52] I thought it was 19!

[10:43:54] No!

[10:43:56] I thought it was 19.

[10:43:58] Okay, that was my fault.

[10:44:00] I don't feel- I'm not upset at that.

[10:44:04] I'm not upset at that one.

[10:44:06] I'm not upset at that one.

[10:44:08] Okay, I got it.

[10:44:10] Okay, I got it.

[10:44:12] Let's see.

[10:44:14] Okay, I got it.

[10:44:16] I'm not upset at that one, because I miscounted.

[10:44:21] It's the super unfair ones that I don't like.

[10:44:25] You know what I mean?

[10:44:46] morning

[10:44:52] you're bobbin' in folk sorrow

[10:44:54] sorrow

[10:44:56] sorrow

[10:44:58] sorrow

[10:45:00] sorrow

[10:45:02] Shut up!

[10:45:14] Uh...

[10:45:16] Uh...

[10:45:18] Uh, uh, 7, 6, 7, 6, 7, 8, oh, 8, 4, 4, 7, E, B, 7, 7, E, B, 7, E, 7, E, 7, E, 7,

[10:45:47] 8, 1, 2, 1

[10:45:52] It doesn't match!

[10:45:55] Uh, 5, 6, 4, QQ, T, 7, 1, 5, 8

[10:46:05] Oh, what the fuck? What do you mean it doesn't match?

[10:46:09] 8, 8, 2, 6, U, N, N, 7, 8, 7, 5, Y, there you go.

[10:46:27] Perfect.

[10:46:28] I did it!

[10:46:38] You see?

[10:46:46] Howl!

[10:46:58] Uh-oh.

[10:47:16] But wait!

[10:47:58] I'm not sure what to do with this one.

[10:48:05] I'm not sure what to do with this one.

[10:48:12] I'm not sure what to do with this one.

[10:48:19] Robin brush!

[10:48:27] Damn it's such bullshit! This one is such bullshit!

[10:48:33] How is it such bullshit? There's no way.

[10:48:43] There's just no way.

[10:48:46] How did this absolute bullshit, I tell you?

[10:48:53] Fuck that shit.

[10:48:57] You're so stupid!

[10:49:07] How have I gotten unlucky this many times?

[10:49:22] God damn it.

[10:49:32] Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

[10:49:46] What are you talking about?

[10:49:48] Fuck!

[10:49:49] Oh no.

[10:50:11] Oh God.

[10:50:19] A sweeter game.

[10:50:22] This is just not gonna go well.

[10:50:49] Oh

[10:50:55] No

[10:51:49] How's the part where she spans fruits?

[10:51:55] How'd you know it is the part where I'll span fruits?

[10:51:59] How did you know?

[10:52:06] I don't know.

[10:52:36] I got the... I kind of agree but I didn't get to agree.

[10:52:46] I just have to do it, you just spam.

[10:52:59] You just spam, you just spam?

[10:53:04] This is how you do it, guys.

[10:53:06] You just have to spam and just hope for the best.

[10:53:09] You see?

[10:53:11] You just spam and hope for the best.

[10:53:15] Sometimes that's all you can do.

[10:53:18] Aw, fuck.

[10:53:21] Ah, shit.

[10:53:24] Ah, dammit.

[10:53:25] And that's okay, we'll try again.

[10:53:32] If you think I'm giving up, I'll never give up!

[10:53:40] Never!

[10:53:41] I'll never give up!

[10:53:42] Okay, maybe I am giving up a little bit.

[10:53:46] Maybe I am giving up just a little bit.

[10:53:54] This is a tiny bit.

[10:54:01] You're tanking.

[10:54:06] You!

[10:54:12] Uh...

[10:54:17] I forgot how to do it, so...

[10:54:27] Oh, wait.

[10:54:37] The ramp!

[10:55:07] Do you get out of here?

[10:55:17] See?

[10:55:18] I know what I'm doing, shut up!

[10:55:27] I know what I'm doing shut up.

[10:55:34] I know what I'm doing.

[10:55:39] Yeah, I told you.

[10:55:45] I told you I knew what I was doing.

[10:55:48] You didn't believe me.

[10:55:53] When you believe me if I told you I was having an anxiety attack for more than half of the

[10:56:03] stream.

[10:56:04] Yes?

[10:56:05] Wait how did you know?

[10:56:06] Was it because I kept watching videos?

[10:56:07] I'm sorry.

[10:56:08] I'm sorry.

[10:56:09] I'm sorry.

[10:56:10] I'm sorry.

[10:56:11] I'm sorry.

[10:56:12] I'm sorry.

[10:56:13] I'm sorry.

[10:56:14] I'm sorry.

[10:56:15] I'm sorry.

[10:56:16] I'm sorry.

[10:56:17] I'm sorry.

[10:56:18] I'm sorry.

[10:56:19] I'm sorry.

[10:56:20] I'm sorry.

[10:56:21] I'm sorry.

[10:56:22] Are you okay? I think I'm okay now. I think it's over now.

[10:56:34] I think it's over now. You guys know that feeling that you get? It's like, I don't know how to explain it.

[10:56:45] it. It's like there's something in your chest squeezing your heart and pinching it.

[10:57:02] Is that World War 3 cars with you?

[10:57:08] It's like five hours of flying to a brawl out.

[10:57:15] I think it's slowly going away now.

[10:57:27] And this is why those things were like...

[10:57:31] You just know it's just not gonna go away.

[10:57:34] And it's like, it's happened so many times that you're just like, oh my lord.

[10:57:39] I'll tell you one thing, I don't want to sleep good tonight cause I'm gonna be exhausted.

[10:57:43] oh no the recipe to make what the fuck is this spaghetti I need to I need to buy

[10:57:57] I'm a pastor!

[10:58:00] Okay, I'm by a pastor?

[10:58:03] Wait, what the fuck is this?

[10:58:06] What is this?

[10:58:09] What?

[10:58:12] Wait!

[10:58:14] What are these things?

[10:58:16] Egg?

[10:58:18] Uh...

[10:58:20] What's this? What's this shit?

[10:58:23] Meat?

[10:58:24] What's this shit?

[10:58:31] Oh carrot.

[10:58:32] Okay so I need to boil the pasta.

[10:58:37] Okay we'll put the pasta here and then oh I need to buy this shit too.

[10:58:48] So, this shit, we put in a blender.

[10:58:55] Here it put in a cream board.

[10:59:01] Is this egg?

[10:59:04] What the fuck is this?

[10:59:07] Oh, egg.

[10:59:09] Egg put in the blender.

[10:59:12] Okay, now we put this...

[10:59:32] Wait, what?

[10:59:39] I bought too many ingredients!

[10:59:46] I can't cook.

[10:59:57] I'm gonna learn and when I learn you'll be sorry.

[11:00:05] When I learn to cook, you'll be sorry.

[11:00:18] Well, I do know how to cook a little bit, but when I cook, when I cook and I cook good,

[11:00:26] you'll be sorry.

[11:00:27] I do know how to cook.

[11:00:28] I can cook.

[11:00:29] I do know how to cook. I can cook.

[11:00:43] I can be an iron chef.

[11:00:46] Can you fry an egg?

[11:00:48] I can.

[11:00:51] I just said you didn't know how. I do know how.

[11:00:54] I just can't do it.

[11:00:56] I know how to cook I just can't do it

[11:01:26] I- I- I do know how, I just can't do it.

[11:01:31] Tad, you can't even reach the stove!

[11:01:32] I can't reach the stove!

[11:01:37] What do you mean?

[11:01:45] I can't reach the stove!

[11:01:46] I-

[11:01:47] And if I couldn't, I could get a stool!

[11:01:56] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[11:02:20] What do you know how to make Cheerios, doesn't have?

[11:02:25] If I made cereals, I think you should pat me on the back when only how to make fucking

[11:02:29] cereals.

[11:02:30] You know making cereal that's hard.

[11:02:38] Making cereal from scratch?

[11:02:42] Oh god, a green text.

[11:02:55] Oh.

[11:02:58] Ba-ba-ba-ba.

[11:03:03] Green.

[11:03:07] Hey, Giggle!

[11:03:14] Agree, Giggle!

[11:03:16] Now I have to show you me.

[11:03:46] That scared me.

[11:03:57] What?

[11:04:06] What?

[11:04:16] What the fuck?

[11:04:23] That's such bullshit!

[11:04:34] Yes, I am a human.

[11:04:51] Uh oh.

[11:04:56] Uh oh.

[11:05:04] It's easy, why don't you just agree?

[11:05:18] Why don't you agree?

[11:05:19] If you can agree why don't you agree?

[11:05:20] If you can agree why don't you fucking agree?

[11:05:21] Why don't you go fucking agree?

[11:05:22] I'm thinking for a five gifted.

[11:05:23] How'd you go fucking agree?

[11:05:24] How'd you go fucking agree?

[11:05:25] agree.

[11:05:27] Why don't you go and fucking agree?

[11:05:30] I'll give you for a five gifted.

[11:05:33] How'd you go fucking agree if you can agree?

[11:05:35] If you wanna agree, why don't you go fucking agree?

[11:05:41] Come on, no one's stopping you.

[11:05:44] You fucking agree.

[11:05:55] Oh no, I lost it.

[11:06:02] Any of the greers inside?

[11:06:08] Any of the greers?

[11:06:13] I'll give you my fucking balls.

[11:06:20] Where are my fucking balls in your mouth?

[11:06:43] Where the fuck is it?

[11:06:48] Oh, there you are.

[11:06:58] I'll go to my fuckin' balls in your mouth!

[11:07:18] I'm speaking to my mother.

[11:07:23] Are you dead?

[11:07:25] We're dead.

[11:07:29] Are you listening to me?

[11:07:33] No, I can't hear you.

[11:07:38] I don't understand.

[11:07:42] I can't hear you.

[11:07:47] Well, there you are.

[11:08:47] Grab it!

[11:08:54] Perfect!

[11:08:59] Yee!

[11:09:03] Oh God!

[11:09:10] There you go.

[11:09:20] What?

[11:09:25] What?

[11:09:30] Help!

[11:09:35] Help!

[11:09:38] No!

[11:09:40] No!

[11:09:42] Ahhhhh!

[11:09:44] Ahhhhh!

[11:09:46] Hear 4 sounds?

[11:09:48] Is that what you were hearing?

[11:09:54] Bum!

[11:09:56] Bum!

[11:09:58] Is that what you were hearing?

[11:10:13] Oh, fuck.

[11:10:20] Oh, fuck.

[11:10:25] Oh, fuck.

[11:10:31] Oh, fuck.

[11:10:36] Oh, fuck.

[11:10:41] I

[11:18:41] I'm sorry you couldn't hear me I was talking to you guys the whole time

[11:18:52] I was talking to you the whole time

[11:18:56] I didn't hear what I said

[11:18:59] I was talking to you the whole time

[11:19:05] Oh no Chad I think you're going crazy you didn't hear me at all

[11:19:23] I think you're going crazy.

[11:19:50] Did the eyes make baby Jesus cry?

[11:20:00] Jesus is not a baby anymore!

[11:20:02] He grew up and he lived the whole life!

[11:20:20] He grew up a little homeless life.

[11:20:30] Spoilers to the Bible?

[11:20:40] SPOILERS FOR THE BIBLE!

[11:20:46] SHUT UP!

[11:20:56] Oh my god, I'm gonna crawl myself.

[11:21:06] I'm gonna quill myself though.

[11:21:12] He was always a baby to Ricky Bobby, he'll always be a baby to me.

[11:21:16] Who the fuck is Ricky Bobby?

[11:21:20] Who the fuck is Ricky Bobby?

[11:21:24] Who is that?

[11:21:26] I don't know who that is.

[11:21:32] Who is that?

[11:21:36] oh my god this shit I can't do this one this one hurts my hand so bad bro like

[11:21:43] this one kills my fucking hand guys I think I'm gonna have to stop

[11:21:55] this sucks bro I'm never beating this game

[11:22:00] I think we're gonna have to take it out of rotation

[11:22:06] This part is this one that like literally kills my- I don't know why.

[11:22:22] Why does this one hurt my hand so bad?

[11:22:25] I did get your enemy.

[11:22:55] Oh my God!

[11:23:02] Oh my God!

[11:23:09] Oh my God!

[11:23:17] I

[11:23:47] should never make it in the lead what the fuck do you mean what do you mean I'd

[11:23:54] never make it in the lead

[11:23:58] How did everybody in the normal be in the name of me?

[11:24:15] Maybe you're monthly, maybe she got a role.

[11:24:44] Have you ever thought about that?

[11:24:48] Have you ever thought about that? Have you thought about eating caca?

[11:25:01] Have you thought about it?

[11:25:03] Have you thought about it?

[11:25:13] Have you thought?

[11:25:19] Have you thought about it?

[11:25:27] I'm already eating, what the fuck!

[11:25:34] Have you thought about being a fucking cock-a-head?

[11:25:42] Have you thought about it?

[11:25:47] Have you thought?

[11:25:52] Oh, shit.

[11:25:59] Have you thought about not being a caca head?

[11:26:18] Oh my god.

[11:26:42] Oh my god!

[11:26:54] Come on! Come on!

[11:27:01] Come on!

[11:27:03] Come on! Come on!

[11:27:06] We did it!

[11:27:12] Ah, shit.

[11:27:16] I found you so quickly before! Where are you?

[11:27:32] I see a bear.

[11:27:35] Oh!

[11:27:38] Thanks for telling me.

[11:27:42] Thank goodness!

[11:27:49] Uh...

[11:27:56] Help!

[11:28:03] Help! Help! Help! Help!

[11:28:19] Help!

[11:28:20] Ah!

[11:28:24] Ah!

[11:28:25] Ah!

[11:28:26] Ah!

[11:28:27] Ah!

[11:28:49] AHHHHHH!

[11:29:03] Why do you eat butter?

[11:29:11] BOO!

[11:29:19] Where is it?

[11:29:26] Oh.

[11:29:35] I

[11:29:51] Hate this

[11:30:05] I'm thinking about stuff.

[11:30:17] Have you ever thought about stuff?

[11:30:25] I'm trying to think about like what's a good game for me to play.

[11:30:33] No, I... we did walk in dead.

[11:30:44] We did Revenant Evil.

[11:30:57] Best Stranding 2 comes out!

[11:31:03] Oh, I saw you I saw you suggest Harvester

[11:31:16] Yeah, but hold on how long is Harvester anyway

[11:31:25] How long does it take to be Harvester

[11:31:33] It takes 8 hours to be a harvester?

[11:31:53] I want to put- how does Pocopia call up work?

[11:31:57] Can anybody tell me?

[11:32:03] How does Pocopia co-op work?

[11:32:06] You can either join a friends world or start an online dream island.

[11:32:29] I wish I had the Tooth Fairy.

[11:32:52] Harvester made the Tooth Fairy?

[11:32:59] What?

[11:33:00] Haha!

[11:33:01] Harvester is not scary, is Harvester too scary?

[11:33:10] What do you mean?

[11:33:18] I'm gonna throw my throw.

[11:33:48] Oh my god!

[11:33:58] Okay egg, egg, I need to buy an egg.

[11:34:16] bowl. Put the egg here and then you got cut the egg on the cutting board and then you

[11:34:36] put this and this and then makes a green.

[11:34:43] Perfect.

[11:34:44] See, I know.

[11:34:47] Are there any?

[11:34:48] Oh my God, yeah, the pizza game came out.

[11:34:54] The pizza game, the pizza slice game.

[11:34:58] Ooh, I wanna try the game.

[11:34:59] We should try it today.

[11:35:01] Oh

[11:35:09] What's the finance part shit

[11:35:18] How do we do this

[11:35:32] Uh...

[11:35:35] Not a book.

[11:35:38] Oh, my defense!

[11:35:42] Uh-oh.

[11:35:46] Uh...

[11:35:51] Uh...

[11:36:01] Oh no, my defense went down.

[11:36:08] Help!

[11:36:11] Oh no, my defense went down.

[11:36:18] Oh no, my defense went down.

[11:37:55] I'm not sure how to do that.

[11:38:00] I'm just gonna say, this is a pretty cool game.

[11:38:05] I'm not sure how to do it.

[11:38:10] I'm just gonna say, this is a pretty cool game.

[11:38:15] I'm just gonna say, this is a pretty cool game.

[11:42:20] I don't know, bro.

[11:42:30] Guys, I don't know, bro.

[11:42:41] I don't know, bro.

[11:42:43] Guys, I don't know, bro.

[11:42:48] 1348XVOLTUL.

[11:42:50] Is that the one with the lesbian night?

[11:42:59] I see Harvester.

[11:43:07] Oh, fear takes nine hours.

[11:43:11] Harvester's eight hours.

[11:43:22] Book me.

[11:43:38] Lesbian?

[11:43:41] I got the PIXA game, and I got the demo to that Mr. Magpie game.

[11:44:28] The trick is to make it in the basket!

[11:44:43] Shut up.

[11:44:45] Oh my god.

[11:44:50] Oh my god.

[11:44:57] I'm in a basket, what do you have to say now?

[11:45:10] What do you have to say now, bro?

[11:45:19] Now bro

[11:45:32] Wow

[11:45:35] Solid

[11:45:39] Either buy the tools and then talk

[11:45:49] And then I need to get egg, egg and then boil, boil and then chop.

[11:46:08] And then I need to get, what's that, carrot?

[11:46:11] But I'm not thinking so through time, get this up and then chop, chop the carrot.

[11:46:18] And then we put it all in the plate.

[11:46:25] And then we cook it.

[11:46:31] April, it's time to get this to thank you.

[11:46:35] Now we make a green.

[11:46:37] What the heck Bahama?

[11:46:39] Thank you so much for the time to get this to thank you.

[11:46:42] I cooked the salad to make a green.

[11:46:47] It's how you make it!

[11:46:49] Oh.

[11:47:03] Oh, fuck. This is tough.

[11:47:17] I've never seen this fucking game. This one never.

[11:47:32] Oh!

[11:47:35] Oh, this one's unfair as fuck. This one's unfair as fuck. Oh my god.

[11:47:40] Gaysaw! Thank you so much for the rain! I'll get a great stream!

[11:47:44] Gaysaw, have you beat this game?

[11:47:47] Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking die.

[11:47:57] EZON!

[11:47:58] AHHHHH!

[11:47:59] They blew right out!

[11:48:00] I'm not gonna bake it.

[11:48:01] Oh my god.

[11:48:02] Oh my god.

[11:48:03] Oh my god.

[11:48:04] Oh my god.

[11:48:05] I'm not gonna make it.

[11:48:12] Oh my god.

[11:48:19] He's gonna beat it!

[11:48:30] Help!

[11:48:31] I'm I'm literally the only person who's never been to him. Oh my god. Literally. It's literally just me

[11:48:37] I'm literally an army of one. I'm an army of one. I'm an army of one. I'm an army of one

[11:48:45] I'm literally an army of one person on army of one

[11:48:51] I'm an army of one

[11:48:53] I'm an army one, bro.

[11:49:00] I'm a leader army and army one.

[11:49:13] I'm an army one.

[11:49:18] You know what? I think I know the reason why I haven't beat it.

[11:49:30] I think I understand.

[11:49:32] It's a caca game!

[11:49:34] And it's more than just a caca game!

[11:49:36] It's more than just that it's a caca game!

[11:50:02] It's more than just a taste of gaga game.

[11:50:26] It's this fucking background music.

[11:50:28] It's the only explanation.

[11:50:32] It's the background music.

[11:50:34] We gotta turn it off, bro.

[11:50:39] We gotta turn it off, man.

[11:50:43] That's the reason why.

[11:50:50] We gotta turn it off, bro.

[11:50:58] Uh oh.

[11:51:03] I lost it.

[11:51:16] Ah shit.

[11:51:18] I fucking knew it of course of course I course of course of course of course it's

[11:51:38] It's the fuckin' music, bro!

[11:51:43] It's the fuckin' music, bro!

[11:51:47] I smell sabotage!

[11:51:49] What do you mean?

[11:51:54] What do you mean, bro?

[11:52:08] This time for real.

[11:52:20] Any a hint?

[11:52:33] I hate this shibro.

[11:53:00] Oh, not this one.

[11:53:21] Open up!

[11:53:22] Now I'm gonna run!

[11:53:23] Just take my Perales from the ground!

[11:53:30] I'm good at this one, here we go.

[11:53:39] Oh, don't forget these little things here.

[11:53:48] How do we get through that?

[11:54:10] We get through it!

[11:54:24] Uh oh.

[11:54:26] Oh no.

[11:54:32] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no!

[11:54:35] AHHHHH!

[11:54:40] I'm just never gonna agree.

[11:54:48] I'm just never gonna agree.

[11:54:53] When will I agree?

[11:55:03] When will I agree?

[11:55:10] I'm supposed to write time to agree.

[11:55:40] What the f...

[11:55:42] What the...

[11:55:44] AHHHHH

[11:55:55] WHA-

[11:56:00] Miss Time?

[11:56:11] Oh my god, I got three in a row!

[11:56:21] YESSSSSSS!

[11:56:25] Oh god.

[11:56:29] Aw, fuck.

[11:56:33] Uhhh...

[11:56:38] Well...

[11:56:41] 12!

[11:56:45] Oh shit, I take my meds. Shit.

[11:56:54] But hell don't leave me, won't go back, his words are happening!

[11:57:01] Oh.

[11:57:10] I

[11:57:16] Not a lot of chat

[11:57:23] Chubby a lot of music that I that is coming out soon is crazy

[11:57:28] Crazy crazy crazy crazy music crazy music crazy music

[11:57:40] Are we eating good? Oh yeah. Oh yeah for sure bro.

[11:57:49] Oh yeah for sure bro.

[11:58:03] I'll have to find a green.

[11:58:10] I'm here

[11:58:15] Agree, where are you agree?

[11:58:34] I'm here

[11:58:40] I agree

[11:58:46] a giga

[11:58:48] go legal

[11:59:02] You gotta be fucking sharing me bro

[11:59:40] I like this one

[11:59:50] My lunch

[11:59:52] And this monster

[11:59:53] Sabahee

[12:00:05] Pheonix

[12:00:10] What the fuck?

[12:00:22] What are all these balls?

[12:00:34] I think like this.

[12:00:44] What the fuck?

[12:00:54] What the fuck?

[12:01:01] Oh my god, oh my god, I'm about to raise quibble.

[12:01:24] Oh my god

[12:01:44] Fuck off fuck off

[12:01:54] I

[12:01:56] know

[12:02:12] So many balls in the hole

[12:02:24] I

[12:02:43] Go

[12:02:54] Oh, agree!

[12:03:02] Oh my god, how do you get through...

[12:03:04] Like, how, how, how can we...

[12:03:07] How can I do this?

[12:03:09] Like, there's just no way!

[12:03:24] There's just no way!

[12:03:28] There's not, there's, there's not enough space! There's not enough space for me!

[12:03:36] Try building a motion.

[12:03:46] Oh my god, I hate this.

[12:04:24] The heart, the laundry color, home

[12:04:27] Push to keep the dark from coming

[12:04:31] Feel the weight of what we are

[12:04:35] This, the song of sons and daughters

[12:04:38] Hide the heart of who we are

[12:04:42] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[12:04:45] Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[12:04:49] Hmm.

[12:04:56] Uh...

[12:04:57] AAH!

[12:05:03] AAH!

[12:05:06] AAH!

[12:05:08] AAH!

[12:05:12] AAH!

[12:05:17] AAH!

[12:05:19] Oh

[12:05:32] Okay

[12:05:49] Oh shit.

[12:05:56] No!

[12:06:01] Oh fuck me!

[12:06:08] Oh fuck me!

[12:06:14] Oh my god

[12:06:37] Don't eat my ass

[12:06:44] Oh my god, hold up.

[12:07:14] I

[12:07:44] Oh

[12:08:02] Oh

[12:08:06] Well I know my purple

[12:08:14] okay four six eight seven WR 5 8 9 9 SV

[12:08:27] perfect oh not the fucking bomb

[12:08:38] Don't publish it up for me.

[12:08:43] Okay, uh, if it contains an S, wait, is this the model number or is this the model number?

[12:08:56] Is the model number at the top?

[12:09:01] Oh, it is!

[12:09:05] This! It does contain an S!

[12:09:10] 1.12

[12:09:13] Okay, 2

[12:09:16] 1

[12:09:17] 4

[12:09:19] Yay!

[12:09:21] What the fuck?

[12:09:25] Huh?

[12:09:35] Don't reach the top.

[12:09:44] Oh, clear the lines.

[12:09:55] Fine.

[12:10:15] Okay.

[12:10:16] I could do this, but I could also move this over here, and move this like this.

[12:11:15] Oh my god.

[12:11:41] I hate the fact that I have a ton of money.

[12:11:51] I hate the fact that I have a ton of money.

[12:12:04] I hate the fact that I have a timer, this is so stupid.

[12:12:17] This stinks.

[12:12:29] Thanks

[12:12:46] Oh God

[12:12:59] Gimmie Ray is on EAT BRO!

[12:13:24] What?

[12:13:28] What is this piece that you're giving me?

[12:13:31] What is- What?

[12:13:36] I'm sorry, what the fuck?

[12:13:42] What is this?

[12:13:49] What the fuck?

[12:13:50] What is this?

[12:13:58] I can't...

[12:14:02] This is just such bullshit.

[12:14:14] I don't even know what to say.

[12:14:16] I'm just not gonna win, so it doesn't even matter.

[12:14:20] This is so cursed! What the fuck?!

[12:14:23] They just started throwing pieces that don't even exist!

[12:14:28] I

[12:14:33] Fucking for real this is bullshit

[12:14:58] I

[12:15:03] Was so fuck bro

[12:15:10] I'm so sick of this shit, bro. I don't

[12:15:16] How long have I been playing this game?

[12:15:58] I

[12:16:28] Okay.

[12:16:43] Alright.

[12:16:49] I don't wanna say!

[12:16:58] Oh my god, I'm so scared.

[12:17:05] Oh my god, I was so scared, I was so scared, I was scared, oh god!

[12:17:18] I hate this one.

[12:17:24] Leave me alone!

[12:17:36] Uh, wait, it's- Oh my god, I hate this one so much.

[12:17:42] Okay, pop, pop.

[12:17:44] Wait, how was it again?

[12:17:46] Fuck, I forgot how to do this.

[12:17:48] It's like this, right?

[12:17:50] Pop, pop, pop.

[12:17:52] Wait, I forgot to do the ladder game!

[12:17:59] Take every turn, yeah, here and then here.

[12:18:03] Up, this way, up, this way, up, this way, up, this way, up, this way, up, this way,

[12:18:18] right and then up this way and then up this way and then up this way and up this way

[12:19:05] I

[12:19:11] Missed a chance I was gonna fail anyway cuz I missed a fucking turn

[12:19:35] Oh, fuck me.

[12:20:05] I'm gonna coil myself.

[12:20:30] You know what it is?

[12:20:31] My hand is starting to hurt so bad.

[12:20:35] Oh

[12:20:51] Come on

[12:21:05] What the f***!

[12:21:15] Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[12:21:31] I

[12:21:44] Hey in general meanwhile, come on. Let's just be castle radio 3 who gives a shit. I want fucking play castle radio

[12:21:55] I'll give a flying fuck we be castle radio 3. I want fuck. I'm not playing castle radio

[12:22:01] I'm going to be struggling for guys.

[12:22:31] How the fuck? Like I don't...

[12:22:48] I can't, I can't. It just doesn't do it. Like it can't.

[12:23:01] I think I'm going to have to stop. My hand is starting to hurt like really bad.

[12:23:06] My hand is starting to hurt really bad.

[12:23:21] It's one of those games where it's like I need to play it and then see if I can beat it before my hand dies.

[12:24:01] I'm kind of sad that we never got that song on Spotify, Headless Angel.

[12:24:28] We're seeing that's such a good color

[12:24:40] This is a good color, bro. Well, we couldn't we couldn't they didn't let me put it on Spotify

[12:24:49] Why? Why? Because they didn't let me. Because they didn't let me.

[12:25:06] I even asked, and they didn't let me. Our covers, they are, they are allowed. It's just the nature of that cover, they did not allow me to do it.

[12:25:16] the nature of how that cover came to be. So it just exists on YouTube.

[12:25:46] I need nothing! One of the best- One of my favorite covers that I've ever done.

[12:26:46] That's the best part!

[12:27:04] Oh, the best part!

[12:27:07] Oh, hello that part!

[12:27:16] It's the music! It's the sound of the music!

[12:27:29] No!

[12:28:16] Now this part is hard!

[12:28:46] This was when we did a Nikkei collab when Crown was released.

[12:28:53] What a time, huh? What a time!

[12:28:58] What a time, bro. What a time.

[12:29:00] Sometimes I think about those times and I just want to punch the air.

[12:29:16] I

[12:29:32] Where is it

[12:29:46] BEEE

[12:29:52] Uhhh 6-7

[12:29:58] 6-7

[12:30:08] Where is it?

[12:30:18] Don't tell me I missed it, what the fuck, how?

[12:30:34] I

[12:30:36] I

[12:30:49] What

[12:31:02] Here we go

[12:31:06] I'm convinced this one's different bro.

[12:31:35] That one was different bro, that one was different! I'm telling you the other one was not like that!

[12:31:53] What?

[12:32:05] I hate this oh my god this is so fucked

[12:32:17] this is so fucked up

[12:32:58] bro are you fucking for real bro this game is beginning to send me bonkers

[12:33:12] That's enough of rain for today, you don't want to know!

[12:33:42] That is such bullshit!

[12:34:12] I

[12:34:18] Rock I really fulfill

[12:34:35] I really fulfill bro

[12:34:37] Apex of the Foo Peer Romance!

[12:34:43] I mean I-

[12:34:48] Sometimes when I- when I- like I never used to be able to listen to like my voice or listen to my music and stuff,

[12:34:59] but I kinda got over it and now I can.

[12:35:02] And sometimes I listen to all my old songs and I think about what I was doing

[12:35:08] What was happening while I was recording it? What stage of my life was I at?

[12:35:15] What was going on? What were some of the happenings around?

[12:35:19] And I think about when I record these songs and I'm just like

[12:35:25] Bruh

[12:35:29] God damn it

[12:35:31] do you think bro god damn it

[12:35:39] the second don't get me started on the second concert bro

[12:35:45] do not get me started on the second concert that

[12:35:53] you know what

[12:35:57] I don't I don't share much information about my time because there were just so many things that happened that I'm just like

[12:36:10] But I will tell you what I will tell you I will tell you this one thing

[12:36:17] There have been

[12:36:20] egregious errors that were committed

[12:36:24] Towards me

[12:36:26] To the point where I had management send me videos of apology because of this the shit that happened, bro

[12:36:34] And I still have those apology videos by the way

[12:36:38] I'm just saying

[12:36:39] That's all I have to say

[12:36:41] That's all I'm gonna say

[12:36:47] That's all I'm gonna say, bro

[12:36:51] Because like some of the shit that

[12:36:53] well some of the shit that went down boom

[12:37:00] bro the amount of times I almost quit bro I never told anybody how many times I

[12:37:08] wanted to quit men

[12:37:13] the amount of times I almost quit bro and I know now the shit people gonna

[12:37:20] run with this shit and they're gonna they're gonna freaking post it on a

[12:37:22] A million and one drama channels and shit like that.

[12:37:25] Whatever, bro.

[12:37:28] Whatever, it, wha.

[12:37:32] I didn't say anything, it's the truth.

[12:37:34] I'm just saying the truth, that's all I'm saying.

[12:37:37] I didn't say anything, I just said the truth.

[12:37:39] I didn't say anything bad.

[12:37:47] I didn't say anything wrong because it's the truth.

[12:37:49] This will actually fucking happen.

[12:37:52] But in a way I'm glad I'm glad actually no I'm not glad I'm

[12:38:01] stayed I'm not glad I stayed I wish I would have fucking left sure fucking

[12:38:07] left bro there were multiple factors as to why I couldn't leave I just wish I

[12:38:14] could have left and never look back

[12:38:25] but anyway why so it's all right yes it's your fault chat this is all your

[12:38:33] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[12:38:43] Bro, the fact that there were people- Oh my god, I got the agree!

[12:38:55] Bro, there were people that worked there that hated me, bro.

[12:39:00] Hated me. Hated me. Hated me. A hundred percent hated.

[12:39:14] A hundred hated. A hundred percent hated my guts bro.

[12:39:26] I would say the most heinous shit about me.

[12:39:39] And don't think I don't know it was you, bro.

[12:39:44] And if you think that I'm talking about you, I probably am.

[12:39:53] I'm just saying.

[12:39:56] If the shoe fits, bro. But that's okay. That's okay. You can hate me all you want. It's fine.

[12:40:08] She's on to me.

[12:40:10] HAHAHAHAHA

[12:40:18] You can hate me all you want bro, it's fine

[12:40:21] I don't hate you despite despite all the shit you've talked about me. I do not hate you

[12:40:28] I'm just a man. I don't I do not hate you

[12:40:40] Oh my god, I forgot to do this.

[12:41:05] I agree with Boas, he's very rare, or what are those things?

[12:41:21] I feel other ones.

[12:41:24] Roxy too.

[12:41:25] Roxy feels the same way.

[12:41:26] Boa, oh my god.

[12:41:28] Let me tell you something man.

[12:41:46] Shaking my head bro. Shaking my head.

[12:41:59] I don't get honey, but oh, there's tons of people that don't like me.

[12:42:03] There's tons of people that don't like me.

[12:42:05] That makes me sad. I wish people didn't, like, I wish people didn't hate me, but there are, there are a lot of people that don't, do not like me.

[12:42:12] There were there were quite a number of people that did not like me that worked at that place

[12:42:31] You know

[12:42:43] Oh my god, not this again!

[12:42:51] AHH!

[12:42:58] Oh no!

[12:43:01] Help!

[12:43:12] is it this one? okay stop stop stop stop it leave me alone stop

[12:43:25] stop leave me alone

[12:43:28] Oh my god, it's this one.

[12:43:38] Dear god, I hope this is it.

[12:43:40] Oh my god, I don't think it is.

[12:43:45] Oh my god!

[12:43:55] WAAA!

[12:44:23] The rest of your hand is hurting?

[12:44:25] Oh

[12:44:51] No

[12:44:55] When will I change my life?

[12:45:02] AHHHHHHH

[12:45:25] I'm so pissed.

[12:45:32] Anyway, everything that I said, by the way, I'll have to say is I love all the talent

[12:45:53] And that was that place.

[12:45:56] And they were all great.

[12:46:04] Helen Thumbs Up.

[12:46:08] The other stuff?

[12:46:11] chance maybe not thumbs up

[12:46:24] I'm just saying y'all know so that people don't get it twisted because I know some people be like oh

[12:46:29] what is she talking about the talent no

[12:46:34] nor

[12:46:36] no agree yeah agree is so triggering that I

[12:46:52] guys help me

[12:47:06] Oh

[12:47:36] Let me just change the song

[12:47:51] Let me just change the song bro

[12:48:06] I

[12:48:08] HAH!

[12:48:23] HAH!

[12:48:32] Hey, this song is the LAKATAN's favorite-

[12:48:33] OH YEAH!

[12:48:34] LAKATAN's favorite song!

[12:48:36] This is VEGA TAN's favorite song. She's so cute.

[12:48:56] I know she's so cute, she's dancing. She's so cute dancing. She's so cute dancing.

[12:49:03] and of course you know something cute happening and then all of a sudden fucking fucking

[12:49:27] let me calm down by trying this mr magpie's formless card game demo

[12:49:33] Let me calm down she's so cute she's adorable bro she's adorable bro

[12:49:47] Don't listen to this karma.

[12:49:54] She's so cute bro.

[12:50:01] Oh, here it is.

[12:50:07] Hey listen, in order to improve the game we'd like to record some of the choices.

[12:50:15] You cannot absolutely not!

[12:50:25] What the?

[12:50:26] Do not record my game.

[12:50:30] I'm gonna mind my data.

[12:50:41] Wait, okay, so what do we do?

[12:50:47] It doesn't really explain.

[12:50:48] When you complete a column game money, if you stop right now you get nothing.

[12:50:53] Jerry?

[12:50:54] Who the fuck is Jerry?

[12:50:57] Okay, I got money.

[12:51:03] The eye opens.

[12:51:04] Wait, what eye?

[12:51:05] What are they talking about?

[12:51:07] Ten rounds until it explodes!

[12:51:10] Oh no, I flipped two Jerry Cards!

[12:51:15] There are zero Jerry's adjacent to the eyes.

[12:51:18] Ah!

[12:51:19] Okay, I got pale.

[12:51:22] I got a pill.

[12:51:25] I got money.

[12:51:29] The largest grouping of jerry's is two.

[12:51:32] Oh, it must have been these two.

[12:51:36] Oh fuck bro, one more jerry and I'm dead.

[12:51:43] Okay, if the largest grouping of jerry's is two, that means this isn't a jerry.

[12:51:50] And that means this isn't a jerry.

[12:51:55] You found all the jerry's already.

[12:52:01] Uh.

[12:52:06] So, wait, what do I do now?

[12:52:16] Please stop.

[12:52:18] If you stop now, $35 won't be all yours.

[12:52:26] Oh, I can have $50.

[12:52:34] I sold the column.

[12:52:42] I guess stop.

[12:52:44] You made $50.

[12:52:50] Look who decided to join us.

[12:52:52] Please don't start.

[12:52:55] Buy it pal.

[12:52:58] You gonna buy something?

[12:53:00] Uh, after clocking in three times, Transform into a random and common perk.

[12:53:06] When you flip a money on the left half of the board, reactivate it.

[12:53:10] When you complete a roll, flip all pills.

[12:53:14] Reactivate the card to the right of the eye it opens by now.

[12:53:19] What?

[12:53:22] You shouldn't commit murder?

[12:53:24] Wow!

[12:53:25] Should I spend my money?

[12:53:49] room. I got $54 in the break room!

[12:54:08] Pill.

[12:54:13] reactivate on multiplier. Oh that sounds good. When you flip up the last card in a

[12:54:18] group of three promote the whole group fucking flip a hand clock out gain money

[12:54:24] for a face-up sticker I don't understand what any of this shit is I don't know what

[12:54:28] the rules are I don't know what I'm doing

[12:54:33] oh no I just spent all my money oops oh I guess I'm gonna die there's one

[12:54:45] one Jerry in the corners of the board.

[12:54:57] There are zero Jerry's adjacent to this car.

[12:55:02] Each row has at least one Jerry.

[12:55:07] Every single row?

[12:55:11] Ah!

[12:55:12] What they said the corners!

[12:55:19] That means Jerry's there.

[12:55:33] What if I found all the- Oh!

[12:55:40] They're not me, they're one!

[12:55:44] This is the last Jerry.

[12:55:51] What do you need, daughters, this round?

[12:55:59] I got 36 bucks.

[12:56:09] Osha?

[12:56:16] Gain money for each unblooded Jerry.

[12:56:33] Gain money then primarily increases by more money if you're poor.

[12:56:38] Oh, I am poor though.

[12:56:40] I'll just do this one.

[12:56:50] The largest grouping of Jerry is two.

[12:56:54] There are two Jerry's in this row.

[12:57:05] AHH!

[12:57:08] There was one Jerry adjacent to this car.

[12:57:33] Oh my god, Jerry's either on either side.

[12:57:40] Help!

[12:57:43] Can I stop?

[12:57:50] Oh my god.

[12:57:59] Sir, I'm scared. Sir, I'm terrified.

[12:58:15] It ain't cash when you flip a money in a corner and promote it. When you sell this perk, flip one pill, one money, and one... wait what?

[12:58:29] Or if I buy another heat. Hey, wait, can I buy another eyeball?

[12:58:37] Sure, why not?

[12:58:45] Two eyeballs. There is one Jerry in the corners of the board.

[12:58:50] 4

[12:58:59] 1, I suck. Each roll has at least 1 Jerry.

[12:59:16] The largest grouping of Jerry is 2.

[12:59:20] Zero Jerry's adjacent to I will no shit

[12:59:33] My god

[12:59:44] This Jerry's hiding wait, why did why do you put his hand down there?

[12:59:50] Why'd you put your hand there, sir?

[13:00:06] Shit.

[13:00:25] Four rounds until it explodes.

[13:00:28] Wait, did this maybe get extra money, right?

[13:00:47] Texting cards count iCards as all types.

[13:00:58] And broke.

[13:00:59] There are zero i slash jerrys in this column.

[13:01:11] There are zero i slash jerry's in the corners of the board.

[13:01:28] Okay.

[13:01:32] Fuck.

[13:01:37] I feel like I'm- I feel like I'm- I'm- I'm-

[13:01:39] I'm doing good!

[13:01:53] Each role has at least one...

[13:01:55] ...ISUS Jerry!

[13:01:59] Oh my god, I'm scared, wait.

[13:02:01] I might stop.

[13:02:03] I said at least one.

[13:02:10] Oh my god.

[13:02:19] What the fuck?

[13:02:21] Can you complete or roll your perks game 10?

[13:02:24] Dollar so value.

[13:02:27] Flip?

[13:02:28] Will you complete or roll flip all pills?

[13:02:32] I'm buying another hint.

[13:02:42] Okay.

[13:02:59] The first time you make bank each round game, okay?

[13:03:10] Wait, what the fuck was that card?

[13:03:13] No eye-sized jerry's were adjacent to each other.

[13:03:17] There are zero eye-sized jerry's in this column.

[13:03:22] There are zero eye-sized jerry's adjacent to this card.

[13:03:25] Exactly six columns!

[13:03:28] Have I says Jerry's

[13:03:37] There are two I says Jerry's in this role

[13:03:44] What oh

[13:03:53] My god, I'm scared

[13:03:58] There are two in this row.

[13:04:12] But, wait, six columns.

[13:04:19] Oh my god.

[13:04:23] Well, definitely not in this one.

[13:04:30] Oh, definitely not in this one.

[13:04:45] No no I a jerry's are adjacent to each other okay wait

[13:05:14] Wait.

[13:05:16] Wait.

[13:05:22] Okay, so if there's no eyes, or here, okay.

[13:05:26] So does that mean there's none on either side of this one?

[13:05:34] And then none on this, on here.

[13:05:38] Oh my god.

[13:05:44] Oh my god, I'm so scared.

[13:05:47] I'm so scared, shit!

[13:05:49] What the fuck?

[13:05:57] There's three more jerrys!

[13:06:00] Tell me where the jerry is, bro.

[13:06:05] Tell me. Tell me where the jerry is.

[13:06:14] I'm so scared there's two in this in this row

[13:06:44] I can't.

[13:06:46] Oh my god.

[13:06:51] I need a 999 to get out of here!

[13:07:00] I would have died.

[13:07:10] I love what I fucking died bro.

[13:07:38] over poor detective

[13:07:43] There were zero jerry's in this column.

[13:08:09] Oh my god, I ca-

[13:08:16] Wait, what if I- what if I-

[13:08:21] What?

[13:08:22] What?

[13:08:23] What?

[13:08:24] What?

[13:08:25] What?

[13:08:26] What?

[13:08:27] What?

[13:08:28] What?

[13:08:29] What?

[13:08:30] What?

[13:08:31] What?

[13:08:32] Oh my god! Wait, what if I- what if I- what?

[13:08:45] What happened? Is he gonna kill me?

[13:08:54] That's so funny. He fucking shoots me!

[13:08:59] No jerry's are adjacent to each other.

[13:09:19] Well they're well that's safe.

[13:09:22] Oh my, well this is safe.

[13:09:23] One of the rolls has no jerry's this roll

[13:09:39] Exactly four columns have Jerry's

[13:09:47] Is he tapping this cuz Jerry's there

[13:09:49] He is.

[13:10:01] Damn, this is hard! Like, how do I win this?

[13:10:05] I have to be a good gambler and I suck at gambling, bro.

[13:10:19] The only way to win is to not play the game.

[13:10:27] Well, that's cute, that's a cute game, it's kind of weird, it's creepy.

[13:10:37] It is kind of giving me, like, inscription vibes.

[13:10:45] mind sweeper deck builder use hints to deduce the location of all the evil

[13:10:50] Jerry cards stack the deck in your favor and exploit strange synergies to get

[13:10:55] filthy rich make your quota before closing time and he won't have to kill

[13:10:59] you it does it does give me like inscript like I do feel like inscription

[13:11:06] and Vibes Egg for sure.

[13:11:10] That's Prey.

[13:11:14] Oh Clover Pit, yeah!

[13:11:21] Yeah, true.

[13:11:29] Clover Pit meets Balatru with Minesweeper.

[13:11:32] Mouse, don't forget about the whole game.

[13:11:36] Do you know how many whole games I know?

[13:11:40] Do you know how many whole games I know?

[13:11:47] Do you know?

[13:11:49] Do you know how many whole games I know about?

[13:11:53] I know too many whole games.

[13:11:56] I

[13:12:01] Know too many whole games I tell you too many whole games

[13:12:26] I know too many Hogan's bros.

[13:12:51] There's Twitch integration?

[13:12:53] Hold up.

[13:12:55] What does that mean?

[13:13:03] Oh my god Sabotage is hiding ingredients adding pizza to menu removing pizza from the menu off all the behavior

[13:13:12] MPC names new subscriber new follower new cheer

[13:13:25] I'll make it a pic.

[13:13:36] Okay, hold on.

[13:13:37] I'm debating.

[13:13:38] I'm debating.

[13:13:39] I'm debating this.

[13:13:40] Hold up.

[13:13:41] Hold on.

[13:13:42] I'll put NPC names first and then we'll do the polls.

[13:13:49] Oh, it says supporters and partners.

[13:13:52] What does this mean?

[13:13:53] supporters and partners only.

[13:13:55] Does it mean only like,

[13:13:57] what does that mean?

[13:13:58] What does supporters and partners only mean?

[13:14:02] Hold on.

[13:14:15] Is this how you do it?

[13:14:23] Oh my god, it's enabled.

[13:14:30] Mama f**king me, I'm after the kids and-

[13:14:41] Wait, I'm turning this off first though.

[13:14:44] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[13:14:46] Hold on, it's like, it's, it's connected.

[13:14:50] connected. However, wait how come it... Hello? Hey, it's a slice! ¿Por qué no está trabajando,

[13:15:03] a big slice please okay hold up

[13:15:30] I'm- I'm gonna keep-

[13:15:32] We'll turn these on in a bit, hold on.

[13:15:34] First, let me see how this works, hold up.

[13:15:38] Campaign? Wait.

[13:15:42] Infernal Kitchen or Multiplayer Cooking Contest where you serve peaches to earn stars?

[13:15:49] Oh my god, we could fight with friends.

[13:15:56] Dolce Farm.

[13:15:58] What?

[13:15:59] Dolce Farniente.

[13:16:00] Easy.

[13:16:01] Calm, relaxing, game-pay for creative chefs.

[13:16:08] A balanced challenge for players who enjoy organization.

[13:16:11] Piano, piano.

[13:16:12] Mamma Mia!

[13:16:13] Mamma Mia!

[13:16:14] For true picks on organization fanatics.

[13:16:21] Mamma Mia!

[13:16:24] Mamma Mia!

[13:16:27] I'm scared a balanced shot how about a balanced shot we'll put in the middle we'll put in

[13:16:37] the middle so won't be like completely like so wait does that mean that like you guys

[13:16:44] you're gonna be okay so you guys will be like the customers right a one oh my

[13:17:06] Oh my god, kick customer out more time, okay.

[13:17:14] Finally here, I don't know what I expected, maybe something a bit cleaner.

[13:17:19] Tonio, Mamma Mia! Thank goodness you're here, I thought you'd never come.

[13:17:24] I found so good to see you!

[13:17:26] You're probably wondering what happened here.

[13:17:29] After Grandpa passed away, things got a bit messy.

[13:17:32] We closed the place and waited for you, someone had to take care of it.

[13:17:35] I tried, but as you can see it didn't go so well luckily you showed up just in time

[13:17:41] Are you ready to restore this place to its former glory? Yes? I'll do everything I can

[13:17:47] Let's see if I can still remember grandpa's recipes

[13:17:50] That's what I like to hear. Well, can this be a Puerto Rican one?

[13:17:54] We're opening Betty soon, and the place won't clean itself, so we've got your apron, okay?

[13:18:00] Puerto Rican pizza, bro. I do but

[13:18:03] Perfect! So shall we get the work?

[13:18:07] Just me, our funtion was right!

[13:18:10] This will take some effort. Before I start cooking, I need to clean up.

[13:18:13] First, I'll take out the rubbish and mop the floor. The dishes can wait.

[13:18:17] Empty crates and spool of products should be thrown in the rubbish.

[13:18:20] Drop irons with E, uh, okay? Throw them with your pee-pee?

[13:18:24] Wait, what? Throw them with your pee-pee?

[13:18:26] Start washing dishes by pressing E next to the sink, and hold the sponge with L-P.

[13:18:31] And scrub the plate clean up stains on the floor with a mop and pick it up with your help with your left peepee

[13:18:39] Okay, my left peepee

[13:18:50] We're really turning it up in here

[13:18:56] What the fuck is this rotten shit

[13:19:01] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry brother

[13:19:14] I'm sorry, but the toilet was gonna go take a cock. I'm here. Nobody good. We should charge them

[13:19:26] We should charge them to use the bathroom

[13:19:28] Never let people use bathroom for free.

[13:19:33] Okay, I hope that that's rubbish because I just threw it out.

[13:19:36] I don't know.

[13:19:37] Ewww! What the fuck? Ewww!

[13:19:41] Oh, smelly pigs, though.

[13:19:43] Yeah, we can't have that.

[13:19:45] And this? This is trash.

[13:19:49] oh my god wipe up the stains wash the dishes oh

[13:20:08] okay put that back now to wash the dishes where are the dishes

[13:20:16] Hey, what are the dishes at? Oh. Oh, here.

[13:20:23] Wishing platos, lavando los platos, lavando los platos, lavando los platos, lavando los

[13:20:39] platos.

[13:20:40] Don't do the kitchen is shining grandpa will be proud but there's still a matter of shopping

[13:20:48] and I'm a bit busy would you help me out by buying the items on the list?

[13:20:51] I haven't been here in ages does the doll shop still exist?

[13:20:56] Exist business is better than ever shame we're not the only ones after yeast and

[13:20:59] flour on this street anyway hurry up we'll be opening soon so I have to go to the

[13:21:04] store go to the shop where the fuck is the shop is there FLV can I feel really

[13:21:16] tight I don't think so

[13:21:23] guys no

[13:21:32] it's so tight what is this full slice bonus

[13:21:40] Why do you think I got money?

[13:21:53] Whoa!

[13:21:54] Hey lady!

[13:21:55] Excuse me!

[13:21:56] Excuse me!

[13:21:57] Excuse me!

[13:21:58] Excuse me!

[13:21:59] Don't you know I'm a business owner and I run the pizzeria down there.

[13:22:07] Those pigs

[13:22:26] Hey, wait, I want to know what else is on the street

[13:22:30] Farmers mark. Oh my god. There's a farmers market. Wait, this game is so in debt. What the fuck?

[13:22:37] What the fuck? What happened to your neck?

[13:22:47] Greasy giant pizza? Wait a minute! Excuse me!

[13:22:52] Bro, don't you know that we're supposed to be the only pizza place on the block? Get

[13:22:57] out of my neighborhood! Get out of my fuckin' neighborhood, bro!

[13:23:06] Falling Envils?

[13:23:17] Da Vinci's Media?

[13:23:24] Damn, they got slot, they got these machines all over town.

[13:23:28] Yum.

[13:23:30] Mario Decor?

[13:23:32] The Xenophiles, what are you doing here?

[13:23:40] Mika's rainbow!

[13:23:52] Wait, who's that?

[13:23:57] Oh my god, people from chat are already here.

[13:24:03] How does it choose who to pick?

[13:24:10] Alright, I guess this is where you buy the dough.

[13:24:14] You can buy peaks of toppings at the market and local store has everything you need to make dough more.

[13:24:19] After collecting the required items, head to the checkout and press E to complete the transaction.

[13:24:24] You purchased items will be waiting for you in a box in the back room. Okay, so what do I buy?

[13:24:31] three flour

[13:24:32] Three salt three water three yeast three oil three days of three tomato sauce

[13:24:40] Okay, what's this?

[13:24:46] Is this dough?

[13:24:50] No, we're making the dough for

[13:24:54] I'll put that in the dough.

[13:24:59] Oh, yeast.

[13:25:02] Three yeasts.

[13:25:06] Uh, one tomato sauce.

[13:25:11] I guess we're buying sparkling water.

[13:25:16] Three water.

[13:25:23] 3 oil

[13:25:29] 3 salt

[13:25:32] 3 flour

[13:25:37] 1 basil

[13:25:42] I got it all

[13:25:44] Oh, I need to buy 6 mozzarella's

[13:25:47] Where's the cheese at?

[13:25:50] I guess it's not here

[13:25:51] I guess it's over there

[13:25:52] I have to go to the farmer's market

[13:26:06] Bro this motherfucker, I'm just gonna buy some cheese bro.

[13:26:09] One, two, three, four, five, six cheese.

[13:26:15] No sleeping on the job!

[13:26:17] Open the box in the back room and unpack your purchase.

[13:26:22] I'm coming, I'm coming.

[13:26:32] Impact the box.

[13:26:39] What the fuck?

[13:26:44] I've got everything I need!

[13:26:51] I've got everything I need now I just have to set up the stations.

[13:26:54] Alphonso where did grandpa keep the mixer on the board?

[13:26:57] Uh, probably somewhere in the back room.

[13:27:00] The order matters.

[13:27:01] What was that again?

[13:27:02] Dough?

[13:27:03] Scratching sauce?

[13:27:04] Then toppings?

[13:27:05] Alfie can you set up the stations?

[13:27:07] You know what?

[13:27:08] They're looking for me somewhere else.

[13:27:10] You'll manage cousin.

[13:27:11] Oh, one more thing.

[13:27:12] The mixer sometimes gets stuck.

[13:27:13] I tried to fix it but you know how that can turn out.

[13:27:16] Keep an eye on it so everything goes smoothly.

[13:27:19] I need to set up the mixture for making dough next to the shaping board.

[13:27:23] I need a place to stretch the dough.

[13:27:25] Then I'll add the sauce and I'll set up the station and put the sauce can there.

[13:27:29] I also need to slice the ingredients.

[13:27:31] I'll set up the cutting board and put the cheese on it.

[13:27:34] Hey, why am I so cold in here?

[13:27:37] Get me out of here! It's cold!

[13:27:41] Is it because I'm next to this?

[13:27:44] No fucking way.

[13:27:46] Set the equipment in the workshop.

[13:27:49] Oh where can I put it? Here?

[13:27:52] Uh...

[13:27:53] Shape?

[13:28:01] Uh-oh.

[13:28:02] Maybe this was re-organized.

[13:28:05] Wait.

[13:28:06] We'll put the dough...

[13:28:08] How about...

[13:28:09] Dough here?

[13:28:13] Then, we'll put the shape in here.

[13:28:16] And then...

[13:28:17] Then we'll put the cut in here.

[13:28:20] Hey, does this look good?

[13:28:25] Maybe I should put the dose in here.

[13:28:30] Hold up.

[13:28:31] We'll put the dose off here.

[13:28:37] And then here we'll put the shaping.

[13:28:43] And then here, we'll put the cutting here, and then here, we'll put the sauce.

[13:28:58] Oh no, we'll put the sauce over here.

[13:29:08] And then we'll move the cutting board back here.

[13:29:11] here. Can you reach the high table? Place the sauce at the station. I'm gonna kick

[13:29:19] your ass you know that? I'm gonna go to your house and I'm gonna kick you in the

[13:29:25] butt.

[13:29:27] Bring the plate to the worktop, hey, what plate?

[13:29:41] This plate?

[13:29:52] Everything's ready, now for the fun part, making the pizza!

[13:29:55] oh there's grandpa's cookbook it has recipes I can always check it quickly

[13:30:00] where's the cookbook check the recipe notebook

[13:30:07] peaks and dough needs five ingredients flour, salt, water, yeast and oil place

[13:30:14] them in the mixer before mixing once they're inside click the mixture

[13:30:21] button with LP to combine. I guess we have to learn how to make dough first.

[13:30:32] guys i forgot them i forgot them i forgot it one flower one flower one soul what the

[13:30:52] What the fuck is this?

[13:30:54] I didn't even remember this!

[13:31:06] Oh god, I already know I'm gonna have a hard time. I already know.

[13:31:10] I can only hold three things at a time!

[13:31:25] Okay, water, and then I just need salt and flour.

[13:31:34] Perfect!

[13:31:36] Perfect! Make the dough in the mixer.

[13:31:46] Uh-oh.

[13:31:57] Use E to enter the station and stretch it using LPOK.

[13:32:02] Take the dough. Place.

[13:32:06] Chat, we're gonna make the best pizza ever.

[13:32:11] Move the stretch dough to the counter next to the sauce can and scoop the sauce, okay.

[13:32:22] But I'm not done stretching.

[13:32:24] It's not perfect.

[13:32:25] It's not perfect pizza.

[13:32:27] Perfect.

[13:32:28] Look, it's perfect chat.

[13:32:30] Chat, I'm in a large pizza!

[13:32:50] What do you think? What do you think, Chat?

[13:32:56] The dough is ready. Time for the toppings.

[13:32:58] Now, for this pizza, I'll need some fresh basil and a few slices of cheese.

[13:33:03] I'll fawn so, can you slice them for me?

[13:33:05] Oh, do you remember how Grandpa Stefano always said never under any circumstances to give

[13:33:12] me the knife in the kitchen?

[13:33:15] Thanks.

[13:33:16] Oh, you're right.

[13:33:17] I'd better do it myself.

[13:33:19] Wait, what?

[13:33:20] Why can't I give him the knife?

[13:33:21] He's an adult.

[13:33:22] Use the cutting table to slice ingredients by clicking the correct spots.

[13:33:26] You can add the sliced ingredients directly to the peaks or place them into the ingredient

[13:33:30] containers.

[13:33:31] In the topping table, let you manually add selected ingredients and create them custom

[13:33:36] pizzas.

[13:33:37] At the table, use a left click to pick up and place the ingredients and a right click

[13:33:42] to remove them.

[13:33:44] Enough done putting the sauce on.

[13:33:49] I think we're done.

[13:33:51] All done.

[13:33:53] Slice three pieces of mozzarella.

[13:33:58] Oh, we'll put this back here.

[13:34:03] We'll get the mozzarella cheese.

[13:34:11] Okay, one slice, two slice, three slice.

[13:34:20] Oh.

[13:34:24] I said three slices.

[13:34:30] Oh.

[13:34:33] Uh-oh.

[13:34:47] Did I do something wrong?

[13:34:50] Uh oh.

[13:35:11] Oh I need more cheese.

[13:35:14] That's one.

[13:35:18] I got this, I got this.

[13:35:30] Perfect.

[13:35:35] Hey, that's a lot of fuckin' cheese, bro.

[13:35:38] Those are three whole blocks of cheese.

[13:35:42] Chat, you can't be eatin' all this cheese. It's not good for you to eat so much cheese.

[13:35:48] Uh-oh.

[13:35:59] Oh, what if we just call a little more cheese and put it in there?

[13:36:15] Pick it up and I'll put it in the ingredients counter, there.

[13:36:27] Place the basil on the topping station.

[13:36:33] Add basil to the shaped dough.

[13:36:38] How do we add it?

[13:36:55] Uh-oh.

[13:37:04] Oh oh

[13:37:12] Oh oh oh

[13:37:21] Oh

[13:37:23] I have to place the cheese on there

[13:37:27] Fat way my slices

[13:37:29] Oh

[13:37:31] Oh, let's say I've lost my touch now that the pigs is ready. I just need to bake it. I lift the oven

[13:37:40] Time to put a pizza in the oven it's hot in there

[13:37:44] So I need to use the pigs appeal click the peel to pick it up and pick up the peaks on the peel using

[13:37:50] LPM carry it to oven and place it inside and click

[13:37:54] Remember to check the temperature and baking level. Nobody likes burnt edges or raw dough

[13:37:58] Oh, well where's the pigs, huh, Taylor?

[13:38:10] I'll put those pigs in there.

[13:38:13] Eh!

[13:38:16] So how do I know it's good?

[13:38:17] Oh, it goes in green.

[13:38:19] I forgot to put it on the oven plate.

[13:38:36] But I didn't finish cooking it!

[13:38:47] I mean, they won't know.

[13:38:50] They won't fucking know.

[13:38:52] They're not gonna fucking know.

[13:38:54] You guys won't know, see?

[13:38:57] It's fine, it's fine.

[13:38:58] After opening the restaurant, your main task is preparing orders for customers.

[13:39:03] If you don't remember how to make a specific pizza, check the notebook next to the oven.

[13:39:09] It looks fine.

[13:39:13] It's not raw on your cooked chat, it's fine.

[13:39:16] You guys are gonna love it!

[13:39:18] You can also sign Alfonso's for small tasks like washing dishes, or mopping the floor.

[13:39:23] Come and get your pizza!

[13:39:25] Come get your pizza, everybody! Come get your pizza!

[13:39:32] Don't go to the other pizza place! Come to this pizza place!

[13:39:36] This is where all the good pizzas at.

[13:39:40] I promise.

[13:39:42] It's the best pizza.

[13:39:51] I'm waiting for the customer to call.

[13:39:56] Hello guys.

[13:40:01] Hey, buddy!

[13:40:13] Goddammit.

[13:40:19] Goddammit.

[13:40:23] I opened the store, I put the open sign.

[13:40:28] But no one's coming.

[13:40:31] Oh, I see.

[13:40:48] They only, they're only allowing new followers, new subs, and new, and it's, it's new cheer.

[13:40:56] cheer people who follow in people's sub well that's kind of messed up they

[13:41:04] should do it for everybody not just for new cheerers and new followers and new

[13:41:09] Why isn't anybody coming guys why isn't anybody coming are you gonna come into the

[13:41:34] Oh my god, Bazzy dies! Thank you! Thank you for coming to eat at my pizza place!

[13:41:41] One margarita p-

[13:41:55] I think this is a margarita pizza. You're in luck!

[13:42:00] I got one margarita pizza here for you, coming right up!

[13:42:07] 2 stars!

[13:42:27] It's customer rate their food from 1 to 5 stars if it's really good don't also leave

[13:42:34] of a tip. Follow the recipes and serving the pizza properly increases your chance of earning

[13:42:40] five stars. If you make a mistake with the order of an unexpected incident occurs in

[13:42:45] the restaurant, you will lose stars. That was a disaster. This isn't how Grandpa Stefano

[13:42:51] taught me. I better check the recipe again. I need to do better next time. Get the fuck

[13:42:58] of my store give me two stars eat gaca bro

[13:43:06] okay let's try again what is this supposed to be

[13:43:14] What is that?

[13:43:19] Tomato sauce, like the story.

[13:43:34] Hey, they're still going there.

[13:43:41] Uh-oh.

[13:43:46] Could I get a tuna pizza with olives and little cheese in the crust, please?

[13:43:53] Oh, oh no!

[13:43:57] Mop please!

[13:44:01] Please! Please mop!

[13:44:06] I just wasted food!

[13:44:09] Oh no!

[13:44:11] Wait, does that mean there's more dough in here? Oh, there's more dough!

[13:44:14] Don't worry, Wolf, I'll fix this right up.

[13:44:21] Hi!

[13:44:23] Uh, one margarita pizza coming right up!

[13:44:27] Uh...

[13:44:31] Does that mean no table? Oh no table.

[13:44:35] Don't worry, I got you.

[13:44:40] Guys, maybe I should have put it on easy difficulty after all.

[13:44:43] I was like, how hard could this be?

[13:44:45] It's just making a fucking pizza.

[13:44:48] How hard could making a pizza be? You know what I mean?

[13:44:51] Well, I was fucking wrong.

[13:44:58] I was fucking wrong, bro.

[13:45:01] I was fucking wrong.

[13:45:11] Five.

[13:45:14] Oh my god.

[13:45:19] Five cheese.

[13:45:25] Oh god.

[13:45:29] Come on.

[13:45:30] Chad, how, what am I gonna do?

[13:45:38] What am I gonna do, Chad?

[13:45:40] What am I gonna do?

[13:45:50] Chad, I should've, I, I should've,

[13:45:54] oh God, she's getting impatient.

[13:45:57] The big stuff!

[13:46:06] One, two, three, four, five.

[13:46:11] Here's some extra slices for you.

[13:46:15] Extra, just some extra slices.

[13:46:18] Okay, we'll put this on a plate.

[13:46:30] Don't worry, the pixel will be right in!

[13:46:36] I'm sure so.

[13:46:41] Oh, oh.

[13:46:44] Oh, God.

[13:46:46] Oh God.

[13:46:50] Oh, oh.

[13:46:55] Here's your pizza!

[13:47:06] Oh! Here's your pizza!

[13:47:11] Oh God! Here's your pizza!

[13:47:16] Oh no! There's only one table! That's why she didn't sit down!

[13:47:30] Oh my god!

[13:47:32] Uh, a margarita pizza? Of course! But I've-

[13:47:46] Guys I think I need to put this on easy.

[13:47:51] What the fuck this is too hard!

[13:47:57] This is too hard!

[13:47:58] Wacka back!

[13:48:10] Oh my god!

[13:48:16] I underestimated the pixel.

[13:48:44] Okay, we already did this.

[13:48:45] Oh my, whoa, oh my God, everything's so dirty.

[13:48:50] Oh God, everything's so dirty and gross.

[13:48:52] Don't worry about it, bro.

[13:48:53] I'm gonna throw everything away.

[13:48:54] I'm gonna clean it all up.

[13:48:56] I'm gonna clean it all up.

[13:48:59] I'm gonna clean it all up, bros.

[13:49:05] Why can't we just use that moldy dough?

[13:49:06] People won't know.

[13:49:08] People won't know if we use the moldy dough.

[13:49:10] They're not gonna freaking know, bro.

[13:49:12] They won't know.

[13:49:21] Also, why is your character a break? I don't know.

[13:49:25] I don't know why he gets playful. He could do that.

[13:49:35] Maw, maw, maw, maw, maw, maw, maw, maw, maw, maw.

[13:49:42] Perfect, perfect! I'm gonna pick the source room. What is it, shop? Oh, I have to go through

[13:49:55] the back. I'm not allowed to go out the front door. I work here. I- I didn't-

[13:50:09] What the fuck?

[13:50:12] Why would you give me a spoil sheet?

[13:50:27] What the f- Stop giving me a spoil sheet!

[13:50:30] I hate everything.

[13:50:41] Bro, this game is so fucking rude.

[13:50:54] What do you mean?

[13:50:55] Yeah, I know.

[13:50:56] Wake up, bro.

[13:50:57] Wake up.

[13:50:58] wake up bro wake the freak up three east one sauce three water three oil

[13:51:14] 3 salt, 3 flour, 1 bazoo.

[13:51:21] I did it.

[13:51:26] Now let's go get the monster and let's play.

[13:51:41] Get me outta here!

[13:51:44] Open the box in the back.

[13:51:55] Do I have magic powers?

[13:52:09] I have magic powers.

[13:52:10] All right, it's time to set up the equipment.

[13:52:14] Remember, we put this here, the shaving station here, the sauce here.

[13:52:26] Why don't we just put the cutting stuff here?

[13:52:32] Why not?

[13:52:33] Leave it right there.

[13:52:34] Let's do it all in a freaking line.

[13:52:36] Place the sauce at the station.

[13:52:45] Oh freaking cool!

[13:52:49] Bring the plate to the worktop.

[13:52:58] Check the recipe.

[13:53:00] Wow, we're making dough.

[13:53:16] We're missing one ingredient!

[13:53:41] It will never be a frog.

[13:53:55] Oh yeah, watch me.

[13:53:58] Can I make a penis out of the dough?

[13:54:09] Is this the home of the cold and cooked pizza tastefully flavoured on the floor?

[13:54:21] No!

[13:54:22] That was not us!

[13:54:26] You must be mistaken!

[13:54:31] He must be mistaken because it's not our establishment.

[13:54:42] What do you think about the sauce placement?

[13:54:51] What do you think?

[13:54:54] Perfection.

[13:55:01] Can it be over-sauced?

[13:55:08] Um, that's wet pizza, no, it's not wet pizza!

[13:55:19] No, it's fucking not!

[13:55:29] No, it's fucking not.

[13:55:36] You know what?

[13:55:41] You just shit-talked my pixel all you want.

[13:55:47] I'm just letting you know that there are tons of people out there that will eat this

[13:55:52] freaking fucking pixel.

[13:55:56] There are so many people out there that would love to be given a chance to eat my world's

[13:56:08] famous pixel.

[13:56:10] Put the cheese in the ingredient container.

[13:56:16] Cheese?

[13:56:18] Cheese?

[13:56:20] Cheese!

[13:56:22] Cheese, put the basil on the topping station, add mozzarella to the shaped dough, first

[13:56:46] Time.

[13:56:49] One, two, three, four, five.

[13:56:57] We think.

[13:57:03] Add basil to the shape though.

[13:57:07] One basil leaf.

[13:57:08] Okay, we'll put it on the plate.

[13:57:18] Oh wait.

[13:57:21] Put it in the oven.

[13:57:27] And then we'll take the plate.

[13:57:32] Oh, we'll put the plate here.

[13:57:35] It's cooking! It's cooking!

[13:57:37] It's cooking!

[13:57:40] It's almost ready.

[13:57:54] What do you think? Oh, come on chat.

[13:58:01] Now you know this this pizza looks great.

[13:58:04] I cooked it!

[13:58:08] We should get another, another piece of cooking.

[13:58:26] Put the dough on here.

[13:58:28] What if I make a heart shaped pixel?

[13:58:35] What do you think?

[13:58:45] Good size?

[13:58:47] Oh shit.

[13:58:54] One peanut shaped pizza coming up!

[13:59:08] Still no customers.

[13:59:14] Would you like a peanut shaped pizza for your bachelor party?

[13:59:23] Match the rep party?

[13:59:40] Perfect.

[13:59:49] Oh somebody's here we have a customer!

[13:59:53] Ah, yes. Yes, one margarita pizza coming up.

[14:00:02] Now sit down and eat my frickin' pizza!

[14:00:05] You're gonna fuckin' like it.

[14:00:16] Let's put this pizza in the oven.

[14:00:18] of four stars

[14:00:21] Too much sauce get the fuck out of my store

[14:00:26] Get out of my store

[14:00:31] Get out of my store

[14:00:34] I want to see her face again

[14:00:38] There I fucking stole

[14:00:40] 4 out of 5, too much sauce.

[14:00:49] There's no sustain, it's too much sauce.

[14:00:55] I don't want to fucking hear it from you.

[14:01:01] You don't even do anything!

[14:01:08] You don't even do anything!

[14:01:13] I made another delicious pizza, no thanks to you!

[14:01:24] how come nobody is coming in to buy more pizza?

[14:01:40] I spoke to sir what would you like?

[14:01:43] I?

[14:01:44] I'm a pizza but of course!

[14:01:46] I haven't seen any of this fucking pizza!

[14:01:53] I just gotta make more pizza quick.

[14:02:12] What the- What do you mean?

[14:02:21] Why didn't they like about it?

[14:02:25] Bro, wash dishes man. Get out of my sight.

[14:02:35] Why are you looking at me like that?

[14:02:37] I'm angry.

[14:02:39] You gotta do something. You can't just sit here and do nothing.

[14:02:41] You can't just sit here and do nothing bro.

[14:02:53] Not in my piggs area.

[14:03:06] I'm not fucking pink cerebral.

[14:03:28] I think, I think it's 90, oh fuck it has to be 90% sauce.

[14:03:33] I keep over-saucing the pizza!

[14:03:37] Shit!

[14:03:39] Well, whatever.

[14:03:44] Too bad.

[14:03:50] Too bad.

[14:03:52] Enjoy your sauce, pizza.

[14:03:58] Oh.

[14:04:03] Enjoy your fucking sauce pizza!

[14:04:10] Your pizza soup!

[14:04:19] Eggplant?

[14:04:29] Well, just in case someone is going to come, but I doubt it, because it's already getting

[14:04:45] late and there are no customers!

[14:04:52] We could make eggplant pizza.

[14:04:59] Oh, what do you want?

[14:05:05] Margarita pizza?

[14:05:06] But of course, look nice and hot and ready for you.

[14:05:10] We're better than little Caesars.

[14:05:12] We're better than little Caesars.

[14:05:14] Eat your fucking pizza.

[14:05:21] 5 stars? She loved it!

[14:05:32] She fucking loved the bow

[14:05:42] She fucking loved the bruv

[14:05:51] She fucking loves the pizza, bruv.

[14:05:56] Okay.

[14:05:59] Uh-oh.

[14:06:03] I run out of...pixasauce!

[14:06:08] Quick!

[14:06:10] Help! The pixasauce! The pixasauce!

[14:06:21] This goes in the trash.

[14:06:43] Guys, do you think anybody's gonna come?

[14:06:49] Maybe I shouldn't even make a big sale. Maybe I did that for no reason.

[14:06:58] Can I put this in the refrigerator?

[14:07:04] Hey Tonio, don't forget to put the ingredients in the fridge, otherwise it'll be great about awful small and boring. Don't ask how I know.

[14:07:11] Sell pizzas to earn money, which you can use for purchases in the Vendee restaurant.

[14:07:16] EARTH Italianness points to level up and unlock more upgrades.

[14:07:25] You've paid the bills, closed the restaurant.

[14:07:29] What do I do with this pizza thing?

[14:07:34] Well, I guess it goes in the trash.

[14:07:42] Uh, does this go in the fridge?

[14:07:56] Oh, there's no more ingredients out anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

[14:08:10] He did it!

[14:08:15] Day 2!

[14:08:19] No time to slack off, the pixel won't make itself.

[14:08:22] Good thing I cleaned everything up before closing it.

[14:08:24] Uh oh, I did it.

[14:08:25] It's nice to start working in a clean kitchen.

[14:08:30] That was something. Beginnings are always tough,

[14:08:32] but it looks like I handled it pretty well.

[14:08:34] Hey, what's that smell?

[14:08:35] Oh, Tonya, I was waiting for you.

[14:08:36] There's a small problem.

[14:08:38] What do you mean?

[14:08:39] I was supposed to take out the rubbish after yesterday's cook up cooking clean up and all and I believe me

[14:08:44] I really wanted to but but as best if you see it yourself

[14:08:50] Remember to clean the restaurant after each workday some ingredients may spoil overnight and need to be thrown away

[14:08:56] ingredients like meats and cheeses should be stored in

[14:09:04] Uh-oh I

[14:09:06] I need to remember to store perishable ingredients like meats, cheeses and dough in the fridge.

[14:09:13] Any ingredients that don't fit in the fridge should be thrown away.

[14:09:17] Leaving them on the counter overnight will spoil them and they might attract rats to the restaurant.

[14:09:22] Rats?

[14:09:24] Phonia, look what I found in the office. It looks like grandpa's notebook.

[14:09:29] He wrote down his recipes here so it might help you.

[14:09:32] Grandpa's notebook? In the office?

[14:09:35] Only telling me now?

[14:09:38] It was at the very bottom of the drawer.

[14:09:40] I found it by peer-of-look while looking for

[14:09:42] change for the vending machine.

[14:09:44] You know, could be a bit more ungrateful,

[14:09:47] I'm a bit more grateful to fate.

[14:09:48] What, what does, what does this mean?

[14:09:51] Fujino?

[14:09:52] Fujino is cousin.

[14:09:57] Rimo is cousin for us.

[14:09:59] Open grandpa's notebook.

[14:10:03] Oh.

[14:10:05] Another machine!

[14:10:16] What is this?

[14:10:25] Is this Pesto?

[14:10:28] I love Pesto.

[14:10:30] Oh, I love Pesto.

[14:10:35] I love pestle.

[14:10:54] Why does Alfonso look kinda like Marquiplier, lol.

[14:10:58] Salami Capriciosa Bianca

[14:11:09] Carbonara

[14:11:16] Carbonara Bianca Capriciosa Salami

[14:11:28] Custom you make your own pizza get to the pizza creation station to design your own pizza

[14:11:46] Where is the tuna pizza?

[14:11:51] We're not putting tuna on no pizza. We're not putting corn on a pizza. No

[14:11:58] I'm not.

[14:12:07] My laptop is 11.20.

[14:12:09] Oh, I've been on, so I've been on 14 hours.

[14:12:28] Oh shit, the hood is mostly dead.

[14:12:38] Come on.

[14:12:54] Raise the timer.

[14:12:55] There's no timer, no timer, no timer, there's no timer.

[14:13:02] We just started playing the peaks of game, but I think, I think I might, I think I might

[14:13:20] pause here for now and then we'll play more pink so tonight and I'll turn on I'll

[14:13:30] turn on the full twitch integration

[14:13:34] I'll turn on the full switch integration for the PIXO.

[14:13:49] Oh god, I'm scared.

[14:13:54] Wait, what PIXO should we add to the menu?

[14:14:00] 351 PIXA ATTRACTIVNESS?

[14:14:04] Happy- These are- It gets harder and harder. Margaria PIXA is the easiest one.

[14:14:11] Salami, I guess. It's the one that makes sense.

[14:14:15] Cause that way we just have to buy salami.

[14:14:23] Oh!

[14:14:25] I am not putting carbonara on the menu.

[14:14:30] You can choose ready-made recipes from grandpa's notebook, it will appear in the restaurant

[14:14:42] menu.

[14:14:44] Different pizzas have different attractiveness values, a more attractive menu affects how

[14:14:48] many customers visit the restaurant.

[14:14:51] Keep your menu varied, repeating pizzas with the same ingredients lowers menu attractiveness

[14:14:57] When choosing a pizza, pay attention to the ingredients required.

[14:15:00] Make sure they've already been purchased or go shopping.

[14:15:06] Now that we have so many ingredients, we can use more storage containers.

[14:15:10] There's a shop in town called Da Vinci Media. You can buy everything you need there.

[14:15:15] Vamos a Da Vinci Media? Vamos a ir a Da Vinci? Da Vinci?

[14:15:22] Excuse me!

[14:15:23] Excuse me!

[14:15:24] Excuse me!

[14:15:25] Whoa.

[14:15:26] Wait, what the...

[14:15:27] Candy?

[14:15:28] What do you get?

[14:15:29] I just wasted a dollar on a candy I can't even eat.

[14:15:40] I just wasted a dollar on a candy I can't even eat.

[14:15:53] Wanted for crimes against humanity, bossy hot tub.

[14:15:58] Put the candy on the big soap.

[14:16:18] Falling needles ahead.

[14:16:24] Welcome to Da Vinci Media.

[14:16:26] We have plenty of equipment to make your work easier.

[14:16:28] Choose whatever you need.

[14:16:30] To confirm a purchase, you don't need to go to the checkout.

[14:16:34] You can also buy multiple copies of the same equipment to speed up the pick-up prep.

[14:16:39] So many tools.

[14:16:48] Automatic slicer?

[14:16:57] Oh, look at this big-ass fridge.

[14:17:07] We paid extra space!

[14:17:11] Return to the restaurant.

[14:17:18] Bro, what's in here, man?

[14:17:22] Marple's decor.

[14:17:25] I'm sure we'll get to go in here soon.

[14:17:36] Oh my god, my brain is starting to shut down.

[14:17:39] Afonsoy, have you seen our new equipment?

[14:17:41] Wait, what stinks?

[14:17:43] With everything going on, I forgot to mention one problem.

[14:17:45] Greasy pizza!

[14:17:46] Does that ring a bell?

[14:17:47] No.

[14:17:48] Well, what does that have to do with the stink?

[14:17:51] A lousy diner that's hard to call a pink surreal.

[14:17:53] And our biggest rival, kind of sad, right?

[14:17:56] They probably thought we'd shut down after grandpa passed.

[14:17:58] But it looks like they heard we're back on our feet fast.

[14:18:02] So they planted this here?

[14:18:03] No way, but it stinks.

[14:18:05] Exactly, Neo Cugino.

[14:18:07] Stinky bombs blocking the entrance.

[14:18:10] They'll do anything to make running this place harder.

[14:18:12] Watch out.

[14:18:12] Something tells me this morning's surprise

[14:18:14] won't be their last.

[14:18:16] Thanks for the warning. I'll keep my eyes open for now. We need to get back to work if we want to open on time

[14:18:21] I hope we can air this place out before the customers smell it and drop like flies

[14:18:30] You fucking asshole you carry a fucking stick then smell that my place and you're fucking

[14:18:34] pink to your desparate skin for a pixel ass clothes you motherfucker

[14:18:40] Fuck you

[14:18:46] I knew if you don't want to work here, get the fuck out of here!

[14:18:56] You're a beast!

[14:18:57] Oh, you're mismatching Grandpa's name!

[14:18:59] Look at Grandpa Stefano in there!

[14:19:01] Look at him!

[14:19:03] He wants his book to work!

[14:19:05] Not just me!

[14:19:07] I can't be the one doing all the work around here!

[14:19:10] Okay, that's cute, that's cute, that's cute, that's cute, I like that.

[14:19:39] We could play pixel tonight or play anything else tonight honestly.

[14:19:48] I'm down for whatever.

[14:19:49] That was really fun.

[14:19:50] That was cute.

[14:19:51] Oh, I think we might have uh, Jay's with friends tonight too.

[14:20:00] We didn't get to play scary game but we could also play scary game tonight.

[14:20:05] Tonight I'll be back on tonight for more fun.

[14:20:09] I'm dying. My brain is slowly milking away and so I've had to-

[14:20:14] Will Italians be considered Lantina, Lantino, since it's a Latin language?

[14:20:19] Lantino! That and with that I bid you adieu!

[14:20:24] Oh shit, read! Oh my god, she do!

[14:20:27] Thank you so much for the raid, I'm sorry I'm about to end stream now.

[14:20:30] I've been live 14 hours and my brain is milking.

[14:20:34] Thank you guys so much for hanging out with me today. Thank you for spending 14 hours and 20 minutes of your day with me

[14:20:39] I'll be back tonight for another fun stream

[14:20:43] We have more fun stuff coming. I love you guys so much. Thank you for hanging out with me

[14:20:49] my my my my my my I will raid monkey and

[14:20:54] monkey

[14:20:55] Will do monkey thing

[14:20:58] Monkey will do monkey things.

[14:21:04] Yeah, monkey things!

[14:21:08] Has he finished Castlevania yet?

[14:21:14] Is he anywhere near finishing Castlevania 3?

[14:21:18] Isn't that the final part?

[14:21:25] oh my god we're a crazy person well I love you guys I'll see you guys later I

[14:21:33] love you I'll see you later tonight I'm gonna go bed now

[14:21:55] Ah, even though we're red, I am the one who shrieks the best as history finds its end, and I'm the one who might end up in a state of harmony, in a state of harmony, in a state of harmony, in a state of harmony.