ironmouse
you dont want to know what i have been getting up to | !giga | !blind | !aitai | !cheeky | !ht | !starforge | !tts | !merch | !razer
03-15-2026 · 11h 24m
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We're all same track, that's why we're in hell In hell, quite the fall you fell
The rules you play by say, but they won't help
Help, be honest with yourselves
Send me, hit me with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the burn
Always, always, you're as bad as us, baby
Latch your bubble burst, cause I'm your lover last
What is so coin in line, is not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad that I feel you so trapped
You get a real bad rep
But look at what's inside
Don't waste your life away
Be my thrush
I am the centerpiece
My love makes sense and plead
Tears up when you're at my feet
Love me right and I'll tell you free
You cannot feel this heat
Why not the sweet release?
Climb off and hell's not discreet
Punish them to some speciality
Hey baby, hey, hey
With a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please
You're as bad as us, baby
That's your bubble burst
Cause I'm the love of the west
Yeah, mediate
The sentence in us
Or same coin, same decisions
She goes, follow the leader
Go stay where you can see us
On nations, they're nations
Keep chasing healers now
You're tired of trying to be who you know you are
We're all saints, right? That's why I'm really in love
Oh, I want to fight dear self
Let's not waste time, we're too dear to dwell
Hey, don't you want to know?
Hey, hey, hey, we're the big of love, baby
Make sure that it cuts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us
Baby, let your battle dance
Cause I'm the other way
Catch me, catch me, how I do your time
Leave all the mess in your hands
I want you to feel it better
I'm feeling, I'm feeling so good
Baby, let your battle dance
Cause I'm the other way
Cause I'm the other way
Bright and green, he was made for the house of cats
But he had to massage the sky
That's why he stayed up every night
So he got out of the room
Drunk to all his names
He was born great, but he got kinda strange
He thought he was gonna kiss me
But he was reaching for his gift to me
He smiled, looked like a housewife
But the sky just didn't care
Day 3, day 4, day 5
Yes, I'm the third wheel to the stair
J.P. is good as a treat to your pet
I'm feeling how the sky is so big, the air is too humble
It is a toll, there is a one measure that I have to die
I'm falling down, I'm feeling it in my head
To get you to notice me
Oh, it's so funny if that's what it takes
You know we'll get all the furries to wear on our next day
I know it's weird to hold you too in life so fast
Where I swear into these circumstances it all makes sense
I think I got this working turns out this much
I'm a goner, I'm stuck in a game so I know full-time
Oh god, is this what I become?
I'm losing all my language since one day I'm a goner
I'm stuck in a way of bloody fat lover
This is dangerous
YOO! YOO!
Faith is what I seek to get out of
I'm scared to know that that is a belief
And to come up with any news
I can't stop!
A little bit more
What's the point of being like this?
I can't stop this!
I can't stop!
The End
Chockero Chockero
You're just a little bit too much
What do you want?
I wanna be your baby
I'm a liar, liar, liar
So I'm ready, on my key
I'm mad at you, I'm mad at you
I'm a little heavy, I'm heavy, I'm heavy
Stop it, this is the start
It's a Jesus天
I'm not gonna stop
I'm gonna get a heart attack
Then one day, whenever you never be happy in play
Through your voice, my world was whole
In this maze, I'm down with the stars in the sky
In a maze, right up on the case
Now it's back to us again
You're no longer standing back again
No tirelessly I'll fight to see your face again
Amen
The dead souls of dark will find
Chasing the sound of your soul
Where is our love?
He's turning back to you
Oh, I'm gonna wear a mask again
And never die smooth as I am
For you and her single thing, I'm regretting the pain
But I need to pretend
This is the truth, I swear I'll never be found in you
The darkness of the serpents
is on my burning heart
Nothing else can sway my heart
From the start
you show right to the heavens
So, you'll be ready for the heart
Nothing will break
We won't lose it all
To the end of the world
I'll take it slow
I won't die alone
Don't let go now
I won't let go
I will die chasing the stars
Oh, as you say
but what if what if I just coke in a mall view
what would you do if I just coke in a mall view
Why would you do if I coconut mold you?
Why would you do if you got coconut mold?
Go to Easy Street!
Go to Easy Street!
Oh guys, as you can see, I am Chibi.
Probably tells you where my mental state is right now.
You want to hear a funny story?
I can't pronounce words.
I even can't get the...
Thank you!
I'm sorry if I butchered your name.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sorry if I butchered your name.
Let me tell you something.
I was sleeping.
And I'm a dummy.
I left my headphones on.
Like, I had my headphones on.
I don't usually do that.
I left my headphones on when I was sleeping.
Headdent?
Surprisingly?
No headdent.
Ballspot?
Maybe.
Ballspot and dead?
Balldent.
Have my headballs gone?
I swear I took them off.
I don't know when I put them back on.
I swear I took them off before I went to bed.
I swear.
You're- are you bald?
Are you bald?
I swear.
Well I did, but I- I had the mom.
I guess my mom was like cleaning up my desk
And she accidentally pressed the space bar and turned on a YouTube video and oh my god.
I heard Wendigoon's voice moving in my ears and I was like, AHHHHHH!
I woke up and went to go and splashed blood in my ears bro!
Jesus Christ!
It was so scary!
It was so scary bro!
It was so scary!
And my mom is like, what's going on?
And I'm like, ahhh!
What video was it?
Hold on, let me check.
I'm not telling you what video I watched I'm not telling you what video it was I'm not
I'm not pulling you!
I'm not pulling you!
But it was a nice burg video!
It was a nice burg video, it was a nice burg video, okay?
It was a nice burg video!
It was!
Was it the Walking Dead Iceberg video?
God damn it! How did you know?
Then I watched his Walking Dead Iceberg video.
Because I just said I did!
Ah!
Whatever!
Whatever! Fine! Whatever!
Whatever!
You usually stop absorbing your sleep and pops into your dream?
They're having a me
That doesn't happen to me how come I can't fucking absorb information while I'm sleeping
I'll go my carousel for information while I'm sleeping.
I'm let do fromage fromage
You so watch war documentaries and night while you sell oh my god
Well sometimes I like to watch like really creepy stuff before I go to bed
Like disturbing internet mysteries or disturbing mysteries or disturbing things people seem
I like to watch Lazy Masquerade.
Lazy Masquerade and all the horror stuff.
Lots of different things.
You don't get Nightmare? No.
nope no I don't alien conspiracy no no no no aliens not alien
Mr. Nightmare? Yeah!
Nightmind?
Mouse can have $50 on board each shit!
I've been watching the Expedition 33 cover that you did on YouTube and it was so good.
You asked me for $50 but you won't ask to play with me?
Eat kaka!
You want to play games with me?
Eat kaka bro!
I like next poll.
I like a lot of things.
T-shirts in store online are both online and in store at Hot topic.
Both online and in store.
Both online and in store.
I saw Boston Mouse at the BB Knowledge Show this past Wednesday. She did great, O3.
What the fuck?
You just made your own burrito?
Are they limited time or not?
They're not limited time.
I don't think.
They're not limited time.
You've got doordash tortellini, I love tortellinis.
Hmmmmm, I love tortellini.
Yeah, we a hot topic bros.
Well, it's Saturday today, happy Saturday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Saturday!
Happy Pi Day!
Happy Pi Pi Day!
I watched weird shit before bed, too.
Like Iron Mask streams.
Iron Mask AK Chat.
Make sure you enjoy some Pi for Pi Day.
Pi Day.
The day of Pi.
The day of Pi.
The day of Pi.
Pie day.
Oh my god.
What's the point of pie day?
Is it because of pie 3.14?
What do you do on pie day?
What is done on pie day?
What kind of pie, any kind?
Any kind of pie?
What kind you want?
Let's watch a math video, no.
I thought you said let's watch a math video.
If that was the case, I would say yes.
Math video?
No.
Hi Mouse.
Hope you're doing good.
My Kami Oshii.
I just wanted to point out that I've hit 69 months sub just now.
And all I've got to say about that is,
Gikety.
Nice.
Thank you, Oron.
Thank you for 69.
Sixty-mine.
I saw a trailer.
I saw a trailer for...
I saw a trailer for the new Malcolm in the middle show and I'm like, oh my god, it actually
looks kind of funny.
I don't know.
I think I want to watch it when it comes out.
It actually looks kind of funny.
Is it a remake or a reboot?
No no no, it's like a continuation of the show.
They're all grown up and everybody's adults.
It's just like-
It just occurred to me, since your merch keeps selling out from Hot Topic Faster, then they
can stock it.
It will be really dumb move to not make your merch a permanent item if it's not
already.
It is.
Yeah, it's like a time skip.
And Malcolm is like, everybody's older.
He's, Malcolm is older.
And he has a girlfriend and a daughter
and everybody's doing their own thing.
I think he's still, I think he's trying
to get out of the middle.
same cast? I think only, I think one actor is not coming back, one of the brothers didn't come back and they recasted him, but he looks exactly like, looks exactly like the other actor.
Yeah, do we? Uh, it looks like he got cloned, he looks exactly like the other guy.
Walter White is Malcolm's death.
It looks just like the other guy because so I watched the trailer, when I watched the
trailer I thought it was the guy and then I read that it wasn't, I'm like wait, what?
And then I look again and it's not him but it looks just like him and I just found
I'm somebody that looks exactly like a kid!
I'm like holy shit!
What the fuck?
Yeah, the original actor, like, retired acting, and he doesn't act anymore.
He just... cloned him in a lab!
He's just livin' his life!
This music sounds like a Minions cover.
You're supposed to get a bucket head slider?
Oh, I always seen you in that bed, bro.
Yes, you know shit about KK Slider, bro, why are you two years old?
I'm feeling better today I feel still feel rough but a little better today
8 Day Slider is world famous!
Get it through your head!
wish is better today. Everyone wish me a happy belated birthday. No! Just kidding, happy birthday.
Just kidding, happy birthday I guess.
I'll blow my nose, hold on.
Oh shit.
They were-
They were-
They were-
Why is there so much stuff in your hair?
Did you fall down on a sticky rave?
I don't know, why isn't there anything in between your head?
Why isn't there anything inside your head?
Such questions we ask ourselves in life.
I don't know!
You tell me!
She's just attacking all of us bald.
Listen here bald!
Listen here bald!
Sit down bald!
I'll put stickers all over your head, Bald.
I'll put stickers all over your head, Bald.
Why not wait? No, no wait for you.
No wig for you.
No wig for you.
Gaze into our crystal bald.
Crystal bald?
Oh my god.
Crystal bald?
You couldn't reach the top of my head, and I'm just 5'11 fuck you.
I'll do a super jump! I'll do a super jump! I'll do a super jump.
I'll do a Super Springboard jump.
I'll do a super jump.
I'll do a super yump.
Mouse needs a trampoline.
A super jump will only get you 3 feet high and they'll shut the fuck up.
The sky's limit.
I could touch it with my hands.
I'll grab the clouds
and strangle all the clouds.
So hard the rain will wash down upon you
and drown you.
It'll drown from the rainfall.
I'm not gonna drown from the rain I'm in the sky strangling the clouds would
you ever want to play Valheim I love Valheim yeah but how would you enforce
people not to kill the bosses early boom because I've tried having Valheim
servers and people sometimes they play ahead and then the whole land gets
level and then you come back and everything's crazy!
The question now would be which model that's true, I could import my model into the game.
Did they fix that?
They're not leveling up of the land?
You can turn off those spawns that happen because of boss progression.
Really?
You can turn them off?
Oh my god.
I love Valhahn.
I gated during certain days so that they could only progress every couple of real world days.
I see, I see.
I enjoy Valheim.
I would play it.
I love many of Val and many of Hyme.
Somebody is calling me. Who could it be?
Oh, hello?
Hello? Hello?
This is what sex is like.
And there you have it chat.
Congratulations.
There I hope you guys took notes.
I'm clapping.
What?
I'm clapping.
Do you hear it?
You're clapping?
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Oh.
You like my clapping?
Yeah.
like oh you like my clapping I yeah you don't like it I like it I'm clapping too
I'm doing something clapping what is that now I have like a gross like man clap
because like I have like not like huge hands I got like long fingers and I
feel like when I clap my hands it's just you have no eyes and I just I feel
Look, I have man-clapsed.
And people say I still have baby-clapsed.
Why?
I don't know.
I mean, I just personally went to Discord and turned you down when you started clapping, so...
I'm not...
Yeah, I mean, it was really loud, so...
Oh!
Okay.
It was for the sake of my own eardrums, but I am appreciating it at the level I can endure.
I guess so.
Yeah? How are you?
I guess I'm okay.
Oh.
I guess I could be acceptable.
Oh.
You could be? Or are you...
I could be at an acceptable temperature.
I... I want to be at an acceptable...
I want... I want so much, you know?
Yeah, sometimes you just want it all.
Yeah. But you can't have it all.
I can't have it all, but you want it all.
Yes.
But what can you have?
I don't want anything.
Nothing?
Yeah, I'm not hungry anymore.
Oh, OK.
I guess I can't eat anything.
I'm not going to eat anymore.
Oh.
OK, what's your perfect sleepover movie?
If you're like, oh, hey, I have my friends over.
We made a little fort.
Someone might pass out within the first hour
of the movie.
That's probably me.
What are we watching?
Uh, I don't know.
What do people like to watch?
Ooh, I'd see my go-tos always like a spooky movie just because everyone's gripped around
being like, oh, ew, especially a good one, but...
I also like fantasy movies.
A scary movie.
Uh, I don't know.
You like funny movies?
A funny movie.
I feel like it's been so long since I've genuinely seen a funny movie that I was
like hey this is pretty funny I don't know what people like I'm a feral
I'm a feral monster I haven't been around people I don't know what they
like that's okay oh that's scary and funny at the same time yeah there you
go yeah scary and fine I like I look at on the resident evil movies cuz they're
not really that scary but they're good and they get progressively worse over
time I don't think I've seen all of them that would be fun haven't seen them
all yeah you know what else I haven't seen all of well the 50 shades of gray
movies I watched the first one that I got upset and then stopped I so badly
want to be like your mom was pussy but your mom was pussy why I can't say that
I haven't seen it what I mean everybody's seen it at least once at least one
it's true it's true it's true it's true and if you if you say you haven't
In the end you're lying because you have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They too.
Unless you get it.
Right candy, you've seen it.
Yeah, candy.
Pussy?
Yeah.
Have I seen it?
Yeah.
I was born via seasick.
Well, good for you then.
You didn't see it.
Wait, actually we're talking about pussies?
Yeah.
Yes.
Shit, how do I know?
Yeah, candy, what's your favorite?
A little fun story about battery acid.
A little fun story about me is I was supposed to be a C-section because I was born prematurely
hence the baby steroids I was on for my lungs as we all know.
You were on baby steroids, you're buff baby.
That is correct.
Wow.
Yeah, my lungs were bad.
So I was premature like a month or two and as they went to C-section me out my
I'm sorry giving natural birth so they had to like fight me
I was trying to come out the regular way and I was they were like fighting
Oh
Section way, so that one like it was like a tug of war. Yeah, it's a steroid. You're too strong
No, the stories are after I came out, but yeah
That's like me my mom said I was born and so when I was born I punched everybody punch the doctor
I punched her I punched the nurse I was punchy everybody. That seems all right
Yeah, you still do that.
That's not a brand.
That's not a brand for me.
Yeah, it is not a brand.
Yeah, that's not a brand.
That's so mouse.
That's so mouse.
So you.
I punched everyone.
That is so her.
That's true.
Yeah.
It's not like I want to be born or anything, you said, as you came out.
What?
What?
What?
Well, slaps my thighs, it's been fun hanging out, guys.
Slaps my big fat round tummy, slaps my big slimy tummy.
What the fuck?
I'm good, guys.
That's been great.
That's a bad ball.
You just got here.
You already want to eat.
Candy yep, can you ever talk to you in like a month? Okay?
Like a month
And I know I keep saying I know I can't keep saying
I don't even say sorry. You know say it. No one I haven't had a candy in 10,000 years. Yeah
Yeah, you came into my chapter one second and said you're sick and then left
Look out!
Look the fuck!
You're ill.
He's playing the golf game by choice.
Nasty.
Okay.
Insane.
He's just...
He enlisted...
He's using his community for an ego boost.
I can't believe that.
That's why he's been rude.
I said...
This box excited.
Yeah, the quiet part out loud.
That's crazy.
Oh my God.
No wonder!
No wonder!
No wonder you're so good at that fucking game.
game. You'll be great. I think it's literally the only other time I've ever played it outside
of anyone who's just offered me to play this game.
It would then lie to my face. I love it.
Oh my god. I'm going to throw up.
One sec. One sec.
One sec. The candy called a slur.
Which one?
A couple of them are just observations. The rest are probably, you know, what?
The bones were in my chat asking for $50.
Oh, I was gonna say, I saw a first time chatter in your chat that said hi cutie and I just assumed that they were talking to me.
Hey, hey!
They weren't talking to you!
They definitely were not talking to me!
Hi!
Oh my god, hi!
Yeah, because if they were, I'd punch them.
Yeah!
Like who was a baby?
Yeah!
G-Mart!
Is he in chat?
He went to make a sandwich
G-Mart of course would be in chat
because you're his number one streamer
it's not even candy it's mouse
It's true
Number one streamer
Yeah it's kind of fucked up
It's because you got a streamer candy
Still the first time message waiting in my chat there G-Mart
You don't have to say hi though
I have been slacking all my streams
I leave it open cuz it's live all the time. That's true
It's called depression. Okay, you should try it sometime. Yeah, and anxiety
And anxiety. He has it. Yeah, he has that
Try it sometime
You might like it
It's a little yummy. Yeah, it's a little yummy. It's a little bitter, but yummy
Yeah
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, you need to type in my name, I see. Yes?
I have some bad news.
Oh.
I have to take my silly pill in 10 minutes.
I've never been on a stream ever on my silly pill.
Oh.
So I have some bad news.
Gulp.
What's going to happen?
I have bad news. I lost my fairy potion in Slay the Spire.
Back to your bad things.
Oh, candy!
Candy!
You're playing Spice Spire now!
You know it's Brooklyn, you're gonna have to play together.
Is it really?
It is. It is actual play.
I don't know what it's about.
I don't either, I just learned that today.
It is, it is a play.
I mean, that's like, boy not, I would do it in the other game.
I'm gonna play, and then it's gonna be a novel, and then I'm gonna have to like read, and then it's gonna be...
You can have to read, you can have to read all the cards.
I can't I'm taking my silicone terminus. Yes, you can't let's go suited I'm now some
I like I think you're off to what I'm gonna play it right now, and you're like
She can't wait we have read
No, I can't read I can't read you know this. She can't read
Can it can now steal your ability to read it? Yes
I like you don't want everyone from her
I said I was gonna come into this collab and have a positive mental attitude. I'm already
Sideways. Who'd you say that to because I haven't heard from you in like months?
Yeah! Girl! I haven't talked to you in 20 years!
Oh my lord, to be ya!
I haven't talked to you in so long. I don't even remember. Do you remember the sound
Sound of my voice?
Yeah, kitty.
Yeah.
It's like, ah, I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, god.
And then Bob is like, hey.
Yeah, I'm like, yeah.
Shia is like, you're whining, whining, whining.
That's me.
Wait, what the hell is that?
I was like, no, no.
What's the point?
Oh, no.
Hi.
Hey, guys.
What's going on?
That's Shia.
I'm at the point.
I'm at the point.
I'm at the point.
I'm at the point.
I'm at the point.
I'm at the point.
That was his ass to me.
Oh, that's true.
And he goes,
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm gonna say it.
Well,
Well,
Okay.
I'm gonna say fat tummy.
Oh well.
Yeah, let's get back to that big old fat tummy.
Ooh.
We gotta stop talking about this.
People are gonna make fan art.
I haven't said,
dude, this is entirely in your hands.
I haven't said shit.
Me rubs candy's big fat tummy, kisses it.
Oh, fucking touch me.
Yeah, but.
Look at that.
Touch me.
You never know what's gonna happen one time.
Someone came into the chat and was just like,
hey, can I draw you eating McDonald's?
And I was like, okay.
This was like years ago.
And, but I didn't realize that by McDonald's
they meant I ate the building.
So.
You never know how I could print out.
Damn.
You never know.
I hope they got paid well for that.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I ate a Mcdonald's!
Yeah, I ate a Mcdonald's.
Guys, question. If you had to eat a fast food building, which one would it be?
It definitely would not be a McDonald's.
Okay.
Well, I'm forgot to probably be little Caesar's, right?
It would kind of be a little Caesar's, but sometimes I also think about other buildings.
Like?
I think about like a building the houses like uh like maybe like a donut shop maybe
or the crispy cream like a crispy cream
oh okay or like maybe maybe a cinnabon yes we have i've never been into a cinnabon
yes we have
just say fucking hot top and let's look a hot pot whatever it's like you like hot top
But that's not a fast-food chain.
I think I would do a meat-pre-fast.
Oh!
I want to eat the Kentucky Hut!
Ooh!
The combination of pizza, bell, and Kentucky Hut.
Yeah, there's one in Puerto Rico, it's a Kentucky Hut!
Ooh!
There you go!
I would eat that one.
I want to eat a hot dog caught.
Like a New York one?
That's a little scary.
Oh, of course, Candy.
You have to be beat the mirror and cute and eat a tiny little hot dog cart
Yeah, that's not a building candy
Our car is not a building
Again, oh Popeyes would be pretty good too. You just ate a snack
You will Popeyes. I'm gonna eat a whole Popeyes
I don't know if I buy into this promise
You started me!
I was a Kaiju.
I don't think that I did.
You started it all.
I did.
You asked the question.
You said, oh, I love eating buildings.
Oh, which one would I eat?
I love my big round tummy.
Mmm.
Yum.
I need to, I wish I would have struggled you
and made this out of squeaky toy.
Just like...
She's like fucking...
She's like...
Wait, I can make the noise.
Ready?
I'll take it.
That's in my mind when I squeeze your neck, that's the noise that it makes.
There you go.
My neck?
That's fine.
No, you would make like a bell jingle, like a Christmas bell.
A Christmas bell?
Yeah, true.
Is it because I have the scared of Christmas inside of me and it's joyous?
That's true.
Yes.
Yes
I'm gonna have a sound like a flesh light
What?
What does that sound like?
Shiai's like
What?
What does that sound like?
What does a flesh light sound like?
What does that sound like?
Oh!
This is like a wobbly, flappy silicone
Eww
EW
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
AHHHHH
I hate that you can do that sound good
that's disgusting
What is that?
That was shy of grabbing his cheek and like squishing it.
That was you? That was your cheek?
Yeah, I have one sitting here on my desk.
Oh no, yeah, it was my cheeks!
Ew.
Yucky!
I'm offing out of this bit.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I've been grown to, but I think...
This is why Kenny has been talking to me for a month.
Girl, I'm...
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Are you old as fuck now?
No, since you're not streaming, they wanted to hear a happy birthday, because there's...
I think it just became their birthday.
Oh, Huzzah!
Happy just birthday!
Happy birthday, I hope that you do see it.
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday to Shanara!
Happy birthday. I hope that you do something fun and um you're old. We love it when you're old
Yeah, oh
Old
Yeah, oh
Oh, oh
What kind of what kind of funny noises can you guys make with your body?
Yeah
That
I like lots of cool
Calm down
Not you guys are I said said they're like you should probably check the fan art and I go look and Leo just made an emote of
Rabbit giant belly
Hey guys, could you can you?
Yeah, what are you should reply with the picture that I sent you oh, okay
Yeah, try a spoil bro.
He gets like, it's free candy.
Candy wants to be drawn big and round.
See, you hear that chat?
This is a picture I sent to try it.
Leo, can I commission you?
I'm a slut.
I'll take any fan off.
It is pretty well done though.
I say to my computer with the whoever wrote it whoever drew its name as the file safe, and then I look at it
And you go wow wow, that's awesome
Once a hit list oh
Okay
That's awesome
Is this what you've been doing the past month?
Yeah, what have you been doing? No? Oh my god. No, I've been writing
Writing what? My will?
Okay wait, before you answer...
Candy, can I real quick, can I just ask you if you have the game downloaded in case we need an hour to talk?
Oh I already downloaded it.
Alright, download it.
What game is it?
The one we're playing.
Which one are we playing?
What's it called?
99 poop or whatever?
Three wine's in 99.
Yeah.
Dude, I can be in a call with Master hours
and just make weird noises.
I mean that's for the best.
Wee wee wee!
Wee wee wee!
Wee wee wee!
Wee wee wee!
I'm saying my $10 macadamias.
Wee!
Why are macadamias so expensive?
You have $10 macadamias?
Why are they $10?
Wee!
Why are they so expensive?
I don't know.
Why are they expensive?
What's up with macadamia?
What's up with a nut?
It's a $200 grand bag.
So that's like a larger amount.
Oh, big nuts, Candy.
That nuts game.
And all is Australian so it's like 6 bucks a US and macadamia's take like 7 to 10 years
and acquire like really hard machinery to crack them open so it's just like a much
expensive thing.
Like an augur?
Like an augur?
I don't fucking know.
Did you google that?
I don't know.
No.
I know what an augur is.
What's an augur?
What's an augur?
What's an augur?
What's the Agor?
Do you think that they could use a tunnel boring machine to get the macadamia in them?
Can you stop trying to be straight?
I hate this.
I don't really like it.
Do you think there's a list of crawler cranes and motor graders?
I know someone, a friend of my friend, his job is just drilling holes, and one time he
talked to me about it to me for like half an hour, cause I could ask him questions.
Drilling holes?
I was, but, you know, yeah, his whole job was just digging holes, and apparently he
and the other hole diggers would like compete.
What does straight men talk about?
That, I think.
Holes?
Holes?
Yeah, the holes in the movie, holes, digging holes, yeah.
The hate movie with Shyla Booth?
Gmar, what are you talking about?
I also think straight men really want anal.
I think that's nothing I learned about straight men.
Gmar, do you want anal?
They're too afraid!
They're too afraid!
They don't even fully watch their fun holes!
Wait, what?!
I love the Roman Empire!
Oh my god, did you know that they were responsible
for some of the first concepts of the city watch?
Wait, can you stop?
What are you gonna say, Shyla?
Sorry.
What?
Are they watching ass?
they probably don't fully watch their butt holes in the shower because they're too
afraid to touch it or else it makes them gay oh oh but what about the guys that
love having bidet and have water sprayed up your butt did I mean strong
contender for that that me that's I'm in that category did you know that the
turn of phrase the shit end of the stick was uh cause they used to be
sticks that had caught like a thing on the end to wipe your butt and then
And if she grabbed it by the wrong end, she would grab like the end of the stick.
Guys, I just take my silly pill.
Is that the fact you learn about Roman Empire?
One of the many.
You love the Roman Empire?
Yes I do.
Well then I have the game for you.
Yeah, you lose a Roman Empire, well have I got the game for you, Candy!
Oh, Candy!
I got the game for you, I found it yesterday, watching the future games fest!
That's just for you, here you go, start the valley book in Rome.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
Rome's dead.
Hmm, that intrigues Candy.
We're not gonna see Candy for six months.
Dude, I haven't seen Candy for six months.
It's been so long.
I talk to you every week.
No, you don't!
I talk to all like every...
The podcast doesn't count!
I text you!
That also doesn't count.
No, Kandie, I want to talk to you.
Texting doesn't count!
Work doesn't count!
What's going on in Tiki then?
I haven't been in Tiki in a hot second, and you know that!
I would do that if you talked to me.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh
You guys in there want to know what the game is, huh? You want to know what the Roman Empire game is called Rome's dead
It looks cool, it's called Rome's dead you're welcome boys
Boys boys
Are you boys are there boys just like it is boys starting valley. That's exactly what it is
Hmm
Boys start a bag, go romance your Roman guard!
One for the boys!
Go be gay!
Yeah, there you go!
There's nothing more not gay than loving a man.
They used to pee on each other to keep each other cool down
when times got hot, when it was hot outside.
Yeah, they liked peeing on each other.
I'm pretty sure that it was like soap.
I think that the concept of homosexuality didn't exist
because they purely just like, anyone just fucked anyone.
Yeah, do what you gotta do.
Yeah.
Just fuck everybody.
It was like a riot of passage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck everybody and then pee on them.
That's what it is.
Court of the year.
If you love somebody, why wouldn't you?
You love somebody piss on them.
Yeah, why wouldn't you if you love them?
Pee.
Candy, you can play this game with your friends.
Yeah, Candy!
I don't have any of those.
What the fuck!
I only have enemies.
What?
You're all my enemies.
Enemy.
Oh, the misery.
Okay.
How do you guys can be my friends, I guess?
Yippee!
Both of them seem to be, that's so sad.
Okay, I'll take this off.
You be my friend.
I will always be your friend.
You can't get rid of me.
Any time you want to know about a knuckle boom loader, I'll let you know.
What is that?
It's a material handling and lifting equipment used in construction.
Much like a carry deck crane.
Wow.
Wow. Can we just like mute Shia?
I think it's gonna be more good.
I'm so dry right now.
Who are you?
Hmm.
Why are you straight?
Sometimes I drive on the highway passed by a construction crew.
I get a little excited. I'm like, man, they're doing hard work.
Shia.
If Shia doesn't want to talk about drilling gear,
I'm going to talk about Platonist Republic and the three T's of Symbolistic of Proposal
Society.
What?
I'm going to talk about it.
What?
About what?
Where are my silly fellas?
I'm getting dirt.
And he gets to, if I'm dope, I get to talk about my Platonist Republic with the three
T's of society, with the people being tested for their capabilities and then
broken up and the fact that the gold tier at the top wasn't allowed to have possessions
of their own that were part of the state that were provided by the state.
There was a sense of inheritance, so it gave them no incentive to scale things to power in their favor.
I could go on, I'm shocked.
I think I saw the color blue.
What the fuck is going on?
What is happening?
I don't know what's happening.
I was, I was...
Can you talk to me?
I was like doing...
Yeah.
Basically.
And he's talking things!
I'm sorry, I'm just a drill knuckle buster.
I like, hot men.
What?
Sorry Shia, that's, I'll go back to your thing I guess.
I learned about Warhammer yesterday.
There's a lot of aspects of Warhammer that I like, but I struggle with the day-to-day
of it.
War.
What is the day-to-day?
War.
I can't keep up with it, there's too much happening.
It's a universe that's so tipped towards combat and violence and warfare that I fail to conceive
a way that people live day to day in the Warhammer universe.
I can't imagine people buying groceries with the shit that's going on.
You know?
Can you imagine them pooping and going to the bathroom?
Poop where?
Yeah.
It's like so...
Dude, you're living your own war hammering out those poops.
Ha! True.
I have- I tried reading some of the novels, but yeah.
I suffer- I know, but that's the whole thing. The whole entire war hammer is just about suffering.
And like, I guess like-
You think they suffer when they go to the bathroom?
Suffer the poop war.
Maybe.
Do you think the Necrons poop?
Poop?
The Necrons.
Is that part of Warhammer?
Yeah. I learned about them.
Who told you about this?
Who told you about this?
I learned it from a video!
What do you mean who told me? I learned things, Ken! They had learned things!
Who's teaching about wolf hammer?
They sent me a video and I watched it and it was about the neck rounds and it was sad because it was a guy that was dying while he was 30 years old and he was like, oh no, I'm a live forever.
And he implanted himself inside the machine, but he didn't have a lot of money so he got a shit machine and he was just basically suffering his whole life.
Like he was pooping? Like shit poop?
I'm sure he rather might have done diarrhea every day than been in the shit machine.
Oh.
I like the part of Warhammer where there's like a tear in space and they go through the
Caparal universe.
It's just entirely Naimes and horror.
Okay.
And then they come out the other side.
Yeah, I think that's cool.
Isn't there universe Naimes and horror?
Well, I think like the things coming through the warp is the, well, it depends.
I like the elf people that turned to really extreme BDSM because they couldn't feel anything.
Oh, yeah, they live in the walk. Yeah, I think they're cool. I like them
You think they they think they all
They think they like
Have parties
Like kink parties. Yeah, like what if like what would a birthday party look like in the warhammer universe?
Leather cake
I don't even
Someone in chat said that their poop gets recycled into food, so they'd just be eating poop like the human centipede
Guys would you do that with me if we had to?
No
Yeah, I would have to be the front mouth though. You got to be the back mouth. I won't I will die
I'll take it all. Yeah, I
I don't want to do that.
Stop being a f***ing model.
I would be all y'all s***.
What more can you say about the human centipede in three movies?
Why is there three movies?
There's four.
There's four?
I think so.
Did you guys see that f***ing shock movie that had the baby shock music in it,
but like an evil version of baby shock?
There's a baby shark movie?
Movie!
What?
What?
Uhhhhhhh...
Uhhhhhhhh...
Is it like Evil Baby Shark?
What?
What is it called?
It's called...it's not called Thrash.
Wow.
I'm looking it up.
Maybe...
What?
Yeah, I found it.
evil shark
there's an evil shark movie?
like a minute 30 into that
a minute 30 into that
it's just like
dud baby
it's just like
dud baby
it's just like
what?
wait I'm just gonna do a minute 30
wait I'm gonna put it on for my trash
wait which one?
baby
Oh, this!
There's something there.
It actually looks self aware that it's like, it's about a hurricane hit in a shop, a campsite shop.
Oh my god.
Wait, she's pregnant.
She's pregnant! Is the shark gonna eat her?
The shark's gonna eat pregnant people!
I'm not allowed.
I'm not allowed.
Ask the double-edgedy.
I was like-
It's like eating a piece of popcorn chicken that's attached to another piece of popcorn.
Yeah, you can't do that.
They can't modernize it.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, it's like, I don't want to say what I want to say.
It's fine.
It's like, it looks like a disaster movie and then it's like, surprise, no it's not! It's a shark movie!
I don't know, I kind of think it's, it looks like it knows it's camp, but I'm down, uh, uh.
Can't imagine the dangers they're facing.
That's- Oh my god, I just got to a baby shark park.
I think we already peaked at Sharknado although this is a pretty good
I didn't know I liked this game.
This game is so cool.
This game is so cool.
This game is?
She's going to give birth.
I'm dying.
Get a bloody house.
I do what she's got to do, you know?
I'm going to die.
I'm going to see the babies.
They're mean.
Nah, she'll be the only one that gets out.
Here they come.
That should have a sign of self-pity.
We're in a baby.
We're in a baby.
What if she dies sacrificing herself for the baby and then the baby lives but it's like...
The baby lives and the baby grows up...
The baby grows up and becomes like a shark hunter.
This whole life...
This is a shark.
The baby becomes that guy in one piece with the fucking swordfish.
Oh shit, Arlong!
Oh, gets a fin.
Whoa.
Are you offended?
Oh, it's like Avatar. He's like, like he's like that kid in Avatar.
Oh, Jake Suly, Total Pact Go!
No, no, no, there's only a little human kid that runs the lives of them.
Oh.
Oh, I mean, what's his name?
I forgot his name. I think it's Scar or something.
Something. Spider, Spider, Spider's name is Spider.
He's in a spider.
His name is Help!
His name is Help!
Uh oh, I just saw an achievement in this game.
Uh oh.
You just saw an achievement in this game?
What?
Uh oh.
Do you guys want to join my lobby?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
I do.
I do.
The baby gets the Skars forward and then live with the shitty uncle until a diving school
comes and gets him.
I'm glad we're streaming this guys.
This is what naturally happens.
I want to be myself.
This is the outtakes of the podcast.
I want to be myself.
I'm a rat.
I'm not a rat.
Bop is joining.
I'm a rat.
I am.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
I am a rat.
Uh oh.
When are you going to be a bunny?
Me?
Yeah.
I'm going to be a bunny one day.
Sometime this year.
Promise?
Yeah.
I need a bunny.
Mmm.
You want to see it?
I want to see it.
Yeah.
Oh, so do you.
Oh, we can exchange.
I need a bunny.
I like money my first son I used to be a bunny that should I be no more yeah
funny your first son I agree with yeah I don't have one anymore but I used to
Uh, hey, look.
Oh, wait, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Did you help Plessie's out?
Yeah.
I think I need a skirt.
I think her.
Oh, she's too sexy.
It, nah.
It is.
You think I'm in trouble?
I think you're too sexy.
It wouldn't hurt to have a skirt and then have a toggle.
I'm like, oh my god, my skirt fell off.
Oh, oh, I pushed it out.
I mean, oops, oops, it's useful.
I try to catch him, then your pussy comes out.
It's crazy.
Oh, it's crazy.
I like your tenure.
How do I go inside the game?
Oh, I'm going to do it.
I put something I'm getting as an exchange.
Oh
Your pussy isn't out
It's hidden hey guys
Oh
Why is there no orange?
There's no orange. Hey, there's never
That's okay, you might maybe we can get more
We got this how do I change my eyes?
Okay, I didn't save my my my myself. No, it's a new one. So we got a remake
I guess I'll do that.
Wait have you guys played this before?
We played the demo.
Oh, not me.
Play it.
Nothing.
Okay.
Okay.
How do I, the eyes weren't fucking changed?
candy that's so you honestly oh it does change but it doesn't sure that they
changed they do change yeah man I love that cool eyes
Oh God, why is he tricking me into having a minimum wage job?
What, what, what, what, what do you mean?
It's just, everything ends up being a minimum wage job.
I'm trying to work.
I'm working at a gas station, working at a farm.
It's always just fucking work with you guys.
Yes.
What is this man?
Shit.
Oh my god.
Candy, oh, candy.
Yes.
Why do I change my nose?
Dammit, my body keeps getting flung around.
I have to be, wait.
Why do guys get the big nose and a woman gets a small nose?
Oh.
That doesn't make any sense.
Why do the guys get a big nose?
Fat boob.
Oh yeah, that's so mean.
Oh yeah.
Dammit.
I messed up.
Only men has noithes?
Buffy look good.
Thanks.
Women are not allowed to noiths?
No, it's like, it's in the, uh, last option.
I think if you're a woman and you want a big nose you can have a big nose.
Yeah.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing wrong with that.
I don't wanna be a man!
I'm a woman!
I don't wanna be a man!
I'm a woman!
Is this a fight slider or is it just like good luck to us?
No, good luck to us.
Buff, are you okay?
Huh?
I work here.
She works here.
Buff works here.
I work here.
I'm so fucking juicy, it's crazy.
You see it's crazy
Have you guys seen this the town
There's collectibles everywhere
I'm fucked up
No, that's okay
We like a wave up in here
Fucked up
yeah fucked up I can't leave what do you mean are you paranoid what no I just
couldn't leave oh I'm out now I'm free we got poster order some shells
the poster though it has a bunny on it why would it change this don't give me
yeah look come on come over here get your mom get her out you guys use your
Oh yeah, the Donnie Dark Toons.
Yeah, do I look good?
Yeah, you look great.
You can actually get more accessories and stuff at the clothing store.
Can I be orange?
I don't know.
Button nose.
Just look in here.
Right here.
I have a thousand dollars.
Guys, what the?
Well, it's our collective money, so.
Oh.
What?
What?
Ummm...
What the...
This shirt reminds me a lot of, um, Doug.
Yeah, the developer said that that was part of their inspiration.
I have a little spooka...
Yes, I spent $100.
Whoops.
Where'd you buy?
Hair.
Oh, that's good. Yeah. I have a little, I have a little, little pussy. Well, that too, but.
Well, um, I'm just saying my nose looks like a little, like a little sword. Oh, that's good.
The women strive for it to be large or small.
What are we talking about?
No, not the nose.
Oh, pussy?
Yeah.
I don't know.
What did you order?
I think it's tucked or untucked, right?
Movies?
A tucked one?
Untucked?
Yeah.
Untucked.
Where'd Candy go?
Candy's always doing this.
candy I wouldn't bought um scratch cards and I don't know if I want to lost I
want a scratch card did we get money yeah oh so I think you remember I think
you know yeah I mean what it won't hurt to just get one like this one is not
gonna hurt no
I
Like a little treat, okay, I've I've made myself I'm ready
Wait, I can get you by
What why are you?
I'm at the clothing store where the hair is a thousand bucks. I won't hand it to you by
Okay
Yeah, we started with a thousand dollars and we have 700
Oops.
Yeah.
Oops.
Oops.
So what am I, what am I doing?
We order things, we set up shelves, and then we have to play movies.
We can open the store.
We can open the store.
I just put up snacks, and then there's movies.
So if we open the store, people come in and get those, and then you can check them
out, and then they also do like little returns, and you have to put returns on the rewind
Yep, basically wait wait wait I didn't get an achievement wait. I don't have the water shit. Oh
We're open
Interstation
I guess so
The last time with the blockbuster I used one of those Pokemon snap machines and I printed
a picture of my Pikachu drowning.
What?
That was the last thing I did in blockbuster.
You saw a drowning Pikachu?
Yeah, do you remember the Pokemon snap machine that you could like print things off of?
I took a picture of my Pikachu drowning because he would be on a surfboard but it glitched
and so he was in the water drowning and so I took a picture of it and then I printed
it.
And that was the last thing I did with my pop-up shirt.
Oh.
That's epic.
Thank you.
Pokemon.
Wait guys, come outside.
There's a person. Do I say hi to them?
Yes, they are.
That's Frank Hank.
Oh, force.
I will pay you outside.
I did it. I did it.
What's outside?
Wait, come here.
Where are you?
I'm gonna leave.
I'm gonna plug in shit tonight.
Calv?
I don't know.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Where's Candy?
Right here.
Candy?
I'm going outside.
Are you outside?
I'm outside.
Come here
Are you ready? Do it do it do it 8 p.m. What's a 8 p.m. 8 p.m.
What is that? Oh
Why'd you look like they made me?
Does it look like they made this?
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Woooah!
Patty hates this!
Alright!
I'm doing the closet!
Yeah I love it!
Yeaah!
Just, just, just, just, just, just
Wooo!
Look at them gobbling on fans!
Oh, feet!
This is like an Iron Mouse concert!
Yeah!!!
This is what I imagine, this is what I see when I see this thing.
Oh
She puts her ass up to the screen
Thanks for coming guys. Did you guys enjoy this?
I hope you guys enjoyed all of this
So I want to do that, okay, that's all I know how to do all right
Yeah, you can do that.
So I'm going to study West's Cataprogramm guy.
Who gives a share?
What bad guy?
I'll prob'n go him.
Credit card.
A collectible.
The more collectibles you get, a round town, by the way,
which are everywhere.
We get more money and more experience and we unlock more things.
How do I, how do I, how do I swipe the credit card?
What?
He's trying to give me his credit card.
How do I, did you tap in number?
Oh.
Hey, my thing is broken.
That's what I need to do.
Wait, why is it broken?
What happened?
I don't know.
I'm broken.
I'm a broken person.
Did you order something else?
Fuck up.
Yeah.
No, you're not.
Where is it?
I'm a broken person.
What did you buy?
No you're not.
We're not.
We're not.
It's okay.
We can fix you.
I bought shelves.
Like a real life?
No.
You bought a truck?
Oh.
What if I want to buy stuff?
You can buy whatever you want princess.
Yeah.
Did you guys know that there's a casino?
Say no more
You fucking hate my guts
Why are they called princess?
Why did you make your face?
That's what Kenny looks at me all the time
I was I was just getting your fucking hair cut buff
It's just all of my hair cut
It's so you it's so you
What? What does that mean?
Hey, it's so gay.
Okay, well you look gay too.
Do I look gay?
Yeah, you look very homosexual.
Gay.
Yeah.
You just look like you're going to build furniture and make it real sexual.
I will.
Wait, I want to build my furniture please.
Yeah.
Are you going to go to Home Depot?
Yeah, I'm going to go Home Depot and I'll put antique finish on it.
Hey, that's where you get- Oh, I get all my girlfriends at Home Depot.
Yeah, I cruise at Home Depot.
Oh my god.
I get all my girlfriends at Home Depot, bro.
That's where I go.
Are you cruising at Home Depot?
Yeah, hell yeah.
That's where I get all my girls.
At Home Depot.
That's my thumbs for my carabiners.
Damn. You guys get it.
Click, clock my keys together and our carabiners touch.
You, me, Home Depot.
bathroom cruising as a sound of him voting one in
rackin up a 12-inch or screwdriver yeah that's exactly what it is
we still can't go in this big building I want to go in there not yet but maybe we
I need a butt! Click a big chase by a creature!
What's wrong with my eyes?
Why is it wrong with me?
I just noticed your little timbillet.
fucking little Timberlake Jesus you two little Timmy's fucking my Timmy's
little Timmy's
What's wrong with my fit bro?
Am I ugly?
What happened?
You just like have a checklist
You're like I need women to know that I like
I need women to know that I like women
They need to know I munch, okay?
They need to know
I'm a hungry girl
I know you like women
Oh shit
Oh, this guy looks good.
Ah!
Wait.
This guy's kind of-
There's no one firing at you.
I want to order something.
This looks like your type, Bob.
What do you mean?
Just come up.
That looks like your type.
It looks like he's not a man.
Yeah, but he's got a booty, though.
Look at his little booty.
Look at his face.
He's got a booty.
I do like Madden's fat ass.
Is this true?
Yeah.
I think he's in the back.
Yeah.
I was missing out.
All right.
This is- this is- what's happening?
Don't worry.
I- I'm learning something.
I'm learning something.
What's happening?
Don't worry, I'm learning securities.
Okay.
We have to do that?
I got it. I got it. Don't worry.
So, we're gonna take it off.
If you go outside and see that giant evil tower called Rentnet, they're the other, uh, rental.
I'm gonna kill those guys!
I'm gonna kill them!
And it's basically like a fuck you to those guys.
I think that we're trying to be better than them.
We are better than them!
I'm already better. I don't need to prove anything.
Yeah, fuck them!
I feel like you are DJ OP in this, not just you bud, that's just you, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Like the Chum Bookie, and the Chum Bookie.
Oh, what the hell is that man with like fat face while bats?
Pretty chummy funny.
You think so?
What the?
I do know.
Dude, there's shit out of me.
I'm gonna find that guy and I'm gonna kill him, okay?
Good.
Don't worry, Candy, I killed him.
I'm trying to like, like, uh, ruin my whimsy.
I'm the number one enforcer.
We need more snacks, and then we gotta,
I'm gonna order more things.
I'm gonna get some snacks.
Can I have a snack?
I'm gonna kill them.
What kind of snack do you want?
I don't know.
It says, if you have to destroy a weapon,
it's gonna kill you.
Do it.
It's sad.
Oh!
I'm the number one enforcer.
Oh my God.
There's another one!
I killed him!
No.
There's too many movies.
I killed him.
No, that's popcorn.
Oh my god, I have seen a lot of people.
Have you ever done Pennywise the Clown?
Pennywise?
Really?
Yeah!
Um, at the pier?
Is he cute?
Yeah, is he a cutie patootie?
Ask him if he wants a balloon.
I do like him.
Ask him to blow his balloon.
And tinkering through times.
What?
When people come to your store you can say,
you can offer them a greeting.
Why would you offer them?
What'd you say?
a greeting
whenever people first come into the store
a greeting
I wanna do it
yeah
hey
what do you want
I'm pressing E on them
how do I greet them
I found the university
that's probably a person that person's already been in here
I already greeted them
they gotta wait until someone new comes in
I found the university
I'm gonna make them think they want to watch movies all day, but they don't have to.
I don't know, hit people?
We do have to go out and demolish three of those retinet things.
I don't think I should trust them with that.
You don't need to study, you can just watch movies all day, it's fine.
And then we've got their business for life, and then they'll drop out of school, and
then they'll watch movies all day.
I need my pussy fuck you. Is that what you called this?
What?
That's not the greeting?
Huh.
What?
That's what I just said to that guy.
What?
Why did you say that?
I don't know how I just totally ate my pussy.
What?
Sorry.
That's probably fine.
Don't worry guys.
I'm enforcing the peace.
All around town.
Thank you.
I'm collecting collectibles because normally I'm wage slave
Huckman at the store.
Can you get back to work?
Ow.
Dude, I'm making so much money.
Good, good.
We're trying to get more people in here, okay?
We gotta run a better place.
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
Should I just do this?
I don't think they like that.
I wouldn't want to do that.
Oh shit! Four cents.
Sick.
Guys, I got movies.
Oh, I like movies.
Kenny!
Yeah, I haven't heard you in a second. I just need to hear you
Hello
I'm at the casino. Oh, candy. It's that way. I have no money. I've been sitting here
Getting so many orders and money
Why me? I
I want to know I wasn't the loss of all the money yes you were it wasn't me no I
I wasn't
It was society that made you lose it. Okay
I'm actually up with $150 so can't stop society
This guy's being the shit out of me get on I'll get on oh wait try I gotta check them out though
Check him out. I checked him out. Oh
Oh.
Has anyone checked NASA's Apollo ships with scratch cards?
What?
I don't have scratch cards.
Okay.
Sorry, do you want a little pizza pizza?
A pizza pizza?
A little pizza.
Yeah.
Do you want a little pizza?
Yeah, I could do that.
All right.
Yeah, I could just let it in a little bit.
I'm at the trailer park.
Are you finding uh?
Hey, what are we I have so many movies in my hands
Do we have to still demolish like a couple of their things or are we just killing it now?
What are you we guys we guys demolishing?
The the rent net kiosks. Oh, I thought a cartridge. Oh
I destroyed them. Oh nice. Yeah, I don't see anything else now
We have to hit like a level
We got to keep doing levels
What I do with this shit
It's not allowed.
I don't know why.
Oh it's down to the floor.
Oh there.
Oh Buff's.
Buff went to go get food and is on the...
That's okay.
Buff?
We'll check them out whenever Buff comes back.
Oh.
That's fine.
Uh-oh.
Buff, are you?
That's fine.
Is Buff...
AHHHHH!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh
You did why don't I get drowning boys this you don't want to know okay, what happened to me?
Okay, no, I don't know oh good. I asked look at us don't worry about it
You don't want to know
You know I'm so we need more shadows for these movies
I'll get more movie shelves
Oh, yeah
How many? Lots. Like lots?
Yeah, cause I found movies.
I found them in the kiosk, so when I destroyed them, the kiosk dropped them on the floor.
Oh! Yo, nice. Okay.
Huh.
Okay, I'm putting up more wall ones, because the line of people here because buff can't
suck them out.
There you go. I put more along the wall.
I can throw fireworks?
Yeah.
Throw a flare.
I think it's to help you people find you, like, around here.
I can throw fireworks?
Yeah, you can throw a flare. I think it's to help you people find you, like, around town.
Oh.
Oh.
You press F.
Bollars.
Whoa.
I'm gonna role play one of these in my house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I can't beat people up.
Like our customers?
Like...
From a moral standpoint or...
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh my god. She loves beating people up.
Uh oh.
Whoa! We're level five!
Oh, mine says level six.
We're level 6!
Yippee!
I think we got more things.
We'll have to keep it spacing.
My tasks are broken.
Uh-oh.
I'm still in the order of 1st and we'll do a task.
Yeah, I think it's going to be like that.
Still guys here that need to check out
But you know whenever whenever Bob is
Here
Yeah
I'm out in the world finding collectibles nice candy. I love that
Yeah, squeaky soap?
What?
This is like, it's a cheeky reference.
What?
There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a poster for a squeaky soap, and it looks just like
cheeky soap.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Welcome back.
I'm back at last.
That's the worst.
Yeah, that's the work!
Oh!
Queeky, was that the...
That wasn't in the demo.
That wasn't in the demo.
And it says moist, moisty soap.
That's absolutely.
That's so cute.
That's funny.
Am I supposed to squeaky queen?
Come on, coincidence? I think not.
ha ha ha
coincidence?
i think not
a winky thing? i think not
i don't think not
blah blah blah
do we need one?
blah blah blah
i did it
what?
oh you checked everyone out
i think so
nice
What is heart mark?
I changed our flooring. I like it. Oh my god, it's crazy
Oh, I'm so fine. Yeah, they are just like geckos
This is cute. Oh my god candy. Did you just find that rumble ball collectible?
Yes, I remember though
It's like movie theater floor.
Oh yeah.
It's fun.
My body is so hot right now.
Oh my god forever fans see AIDS.
That's a lot of orphans.
That's so many orphans.
Pink!
Everything is pink.
Neon accents.
Pink.
Everything is pink.
I made the, oh that's a lot of pink.
Jesus.
Okay maybe not that much.
What do you mean that?
That's...
Well, where?
All the pink.
Did you see all the pink?
We make it all pink.
I did do pink.
There, I did pink neon.
Woo!
It's pink.
Should we get a saucy saucer?
Or Mrs. Rewind Purple?
I don't know what that is.
I just got them both.
Okay.
I don't...is it outside?
Oh my god, who died?
I don't know.
That's just...that's mouse-like, you're beating up people out here.
Oh!
She's the honor she's loved.
She can do that.
Get your arcade machine side hustle to level.
Arcade machine side hustle.
We have to side hustle?
Yeah!
Oh!
They can get them.
Is it why like, claw machines and stuff?
Yeah.
Our business could be booming.
Each own machine brings in passive income by the end of the day.
Bye bye bye.
Don't drink the gasoline.
I mean, what if I want to?
Yummers.
Yeah, but what if I want to?
How do I?
I want.
Why does God give me the impulse to whip my camera around when I'm so prone to being motion
thick?
Why is this my life?
I've just been burned doing popcorn and now I'm like, I think I should whip it.
German would probably whip it.
Yeah, German would whip it.
Oh my God.
I saw her German reference.
Oh shit.
What the fuck is this?
Let's go German.
I saw her tweet from like 10 years ago, which I was saying he was a smug old girlfriend.
Oh, okay.
Did he get it?
Did he?
Did he obtain her?
Oh my god! You can drive the cars!
Oh my god, there's scooters! We can order scooters!
Like a razor scooter?
Yeah, you can do flips on it.
I thought I was doing the cat show thing while I was looking at the back.
I want a razor scooter.
I want a razor scooter.
Yeah.
You know what? You can have one.
Yay!
look at the money you earned I got one I'm driving oh is that that what that
explosion was no oh
Wait, this is sick.
Oh my god.
A studio live.
I gotta come back to this.
Come back.
I gotta go back to the store.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Come.
Now.
Come back, baby.
Oh
You look good
Huh oh
Me eating pizza. Yeah, hmm pizza a kind of pizza
You don't like pizza kind of gross pizza. I love pizza
Yeah, it's kind of mid. I wanted the other place, but it wasn't okay. Yeah, she's really mid
I can't listen to you talk about pizza, even if I don't like pizza.
I don't really have pizza that often.
I think once every four months, if that.
Yeah.
I have it once every six months, if that.
Maybe once a year.
It's really just like...
But it's not, it's really just cuz there's so many other kinds of...
I don't need a pizza when I'm like so big and it's super late.
We were super busy in the other house, super late.
Yeah, you see what happens.
And it was super late.
What?
Mmm.
That girl, she said she liked rentin' it, so I beat the shit outta her.
Oh my god, yeah!
Yeah, what a fucking war.
How dare she?
Yeah, oh yeah, I got a collectible and we went up
Yeah, oh shit love that
598
Dude that chick is like that chick was like identical to the previous chick
Yeah, I look like Doug
Yeah
Oh my god.
I killed the skibby guy.
This emulates GTA op.
In the sense that it's like...
I'm standing and doing a job.
And talking shit.
There's a junkie on the floor.
Kenny's just reminiscing of GTA RP because they haven't talked to me in five years.
I'm beating the shit out of people.
No, I was talking to stripping about it the other day.
Oh yeah?
Eh.
Did he say he missed the kill time?
Well actually he mentioned it to me.
I think it was, we'll just talk about how much fun we had when it was like Miley and Pambi and just fucking around and doing dumb shit.
Yeah.
It was a good time.
That time that Shy was a skinwalker.
I don't want to die.
You were a skinwalker?
The time that we broke the game, the car was flying along the way.
Oh yeah!
And it was so bad.
I thought I was going to get banned because we fucked up the servers with that.
Can we go to Mouse Girl Mansion?
Yeah, we're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
Yeah, we're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
Is that your house?
Yeah, you're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
Yeah, you're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
Yeah, you're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
Yeah, you're going to Mouse Girl Mansion.
I do.
So bad.
I do
So bad
You know if this game emulates retail work pretty good
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Clench
I'll take your mouse girl mansion.
Yes, uh, this guy's mustache is crazy.
Dude, nobody has a hair in this town.
Bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Bald.
Literally every costume was bold.
I'm gonna pick your most gold mansion.
I got a cartridge for Benjo and Kazooie.
I want that.
What do we get to do at Vast Gold Mansion?
I'm getting candy. You don't want to play anymore.
I don't know. The sky's the limit.
I'm just chilling. I'm also like...
We're just gonna cuddle and watch a movie.
Yeah, a Moscow mansion.
Hell yeah.
Play board game.
Yeah, play board game.
Love board game.
Play board game.
I play board game.
I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm okay
I'm okay
Okay
Can't run a movie here unless you're bald
That's why the woman with hair
Walked out and the bald guy has a video
He's got any mold
Oh
Go in line, you got a bolt cut
Get the fuck out of here, really
Gotta be bald, I better see it
Shine when I spit on it
Yeah, or it better be a two
It better be a two
to pay to pay you know what I'm saying
oh classic
little thing we like to say
I eat pussy on one of the fuck out stores
what? can you what?
pussy
what's that store called?
eat my pussy fuck you
eat my pussy
yeah there we go
what?
that's what our store is called
She has a huge line above like five people.
What? I do?
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
I'm watching it form.
Oh, I'm making the money.
Candy, do you want to rewind those?
Mmm, I guess.
Be kind and rewind, Candy.
Oh.
too immersive you're doing great candy yeah you're doing great thanks be kind and rewind
Oh
Oh, are you gonna see us? Oh, oh
Oh movie mixing
You like
money what no I noticed the money going down that's okay I noticed the money
like that thousand dollars disappear you look great well that's okay I spent
some money too
what did you do?
this is really the outside of the store
I said eat my pussy fuck you
I was like that
I thought it was the greeting
I didn't think it was official though
this is actually says that
I told you to eat my pussy
hahahaha
I was shocked
you're welcome to eat my
please my pussy
fuck you
Eat my pussy. Fuck you!
Oh, you want a slice of me pussy?
A pussy slice of me.
A bit of a pussy slice.
When we have a surplus of videos, where the fuck does it go?
There's storage in the back.
What?
Or you can just put them with others. You can just like mix and match.
I bought the upgrade where it's like it doesn't I like that what we said pushy slice
Oh, yeah, crunch catted
Oh you can mix it, but it's gonna be the same like
I got a fixture to play down where the where the fuck does this go? Oh
What is that? Oh
What's your I
I want to see let me see your fixture
What I put down like a giant movie thing where you try it in the way this is too much. I know I'm gonna
I'm gonna put it site. Maybe I could put it in our basement. Oh
I can't there's not oh we need to buy them
We go. Is it a porn recording studio? No, you can
Expansion of the store
uh what is this guy doing back here oh he works for us Gustavius Flavius oh
the cook is this guy Gustavius Flavius and then if I put this guy I'm mixed I'm
mixed I came up with a new movie what is it drum times at the abandoned
church high oh shit I watch that wow am I high at the church and it's abandon
it's not a very good movie it's just oh this is how you get new movies though you
like mix them and it gives you new kinds of movies which is really cool I like
that I'm candy being what's all there's candy hi sorry I'm fine in the US to
throw up but I'm good I can't motion sick so fucking easy it's okay yes I'll
just come sit at the store with you do you know that I used to get motion sick
a lot when I was a kid and then they told me that I needed glasses
Can you use the last time I went to an eye doctor?
Like, three months ago.
Did you get new glasses?
Um, yeah, I'm wearing them.
Do you wear them every day?
I'm wearing them right now.
Do you wear them every day?
Yes.
If you wear glasses, I'd wear you every day.
Oh, we don't have enough money.
You throw up.
I'm high.
This is like where we're supposed to be.
Oh, Lord, guys.
I'm making money right now.
Money?
Wow, you are.
You're on OK.
Did I lose money?
Did you say making you say you want to play something else?
No, it's OK.
I'll be good.
I'll be good.
You can turn off the head bob if that helped.
I did.
I did.
There's a head bob?
I'll just, yeah, yeah, this head bob, like, it's OK.
I didn't even notice.
Cause if not, I have a great suggestion.
Oh yeah, well...
That anomaly game?
That shit is good.
Can you play that with four people?
I think so.
Let me double check.
Anomaly.
Is it called Eat My Pussy Fuck You 2?
It's called Eat My Pussy Anomaly Game.
Oh.
You can't eat four people! You can!
The pussy in the house game.
Huh?
I was playing this game though.
I even put a candy in your face.
Say that again?
Say that again?
Sorry, I was going to switch...
Ow.
Ow, it's good.
Oh shit, she's doing it back.
Shia, this does not look like a good look for you.
I'm just going to...
wait did you guys die no we hit zero money so now oh did we lose our store no
I'm still working you beat the shit out until I had to go to the hospital I think
that's what happened thank you I don't like it with $50 on the computer if you
You say we don't have $50, I would point to your outfit and look at you in the eyes.
I don't have $50.
Yeah, I would have been back.
Excuse me.
Actually, can you?
We have to look good to sell movies, doll.
Yeah, I saw it.
This outfit is an investment for the business. It's a business expense.
I spend money to earn money, candy.
Yeah, candy.
Got it.
I'm going to do the hustle
Right
The first one that I made was with my clothes off
Ladies, ha ha, right
What now?
Is that the naked sex work?
Shia Bun, sex work
Sex work?
I'm going to use my poster to make it work
Yeah
Well, we have so many posters
Do we have Austin trousers?
I wanna make a movie too. How do I make a movie?
Drop your VHS here. Oh, I think you mix them together
together. Taya, thank you so much for being kind and rewinding. That's what I'm doing.
I'm going to take movies. But I'm going to make a movie. Do it. I got a cheeven from
making $5,000 candy. It's like we have the same brain. Candy's kind. I got the same
but you were at the same time.
Oh my God, we're safe.
I'm just not built out of this, I don't know.
Why would I do that?
I don't have money to mix.
But it's still more of an experience,
this epic tale of Rewind 99.
Kenny, how do you play games?
I don't want you to throw up.
Kenny, I don't want you to die.
I'll be good.
Yeah, Kenny, I don't want you to die and throw up.
Kenny, where did you go?
I don't want you to die, Kenny.
I don't want you to die.
I just, I just, no, if I just stand here and I just poke my eyes, I'll be good.
We can play the anomaly game, and you'll be fine.
Yeah, we could.
It's true.
But we're playing the Rewind game, we haven't even gotten to the End game yet.
This is, that's the beauty of this game, you'll never see the End.
Is that the End?
We have the same candy.
No, I'm good for it. I'm good. I'm good.
We have to save time! Be quick!
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
I don't know how I play games. I don't know.
It's really random. Some games just kill me.
Don't die, Candy.
I'm the problem.
I'll for her a greasy sandwich.
Do you want a greasy sandwich?
no no I just just just talk about yourselves and make your little jokes like
you do I'm usually your joke you do that's true oh Shia holds your head in my
deathbed oh Shia I don't know it's
Candy, you should take one of my pills.
No, God.
That would take me.
Yeah, look how fun both of us are having.
I have a great time playing with money.
I've touched so many pennies, and they don't exist anymore.
She likes to eat them.
I eat them.
Chad wants to know if you have ginger root.
I have a root, Chad.
I have a root.
so I don't think I'm gonna take my pants off
I'm surprised you even had them on in the first place princess no more when I
call you on discord they're off
whoa ho ho oh point says
yeah point says
seems like you were starting with the panties on are we
seems like they're actually not very clearly because you're a panther on
i don't i always look panther on
i love panther i mean panther abroad
amazing on the indestructible simulation
holy shit that guy just dumped a bunch of stuff on your table
Yeah, he's buying a lot of shit good
Give me money
It's a good thing that I'm a V2, but because sometimes I just like pull my shirt up to have my boobs out
Just do I do that all the time and I'm like, thank God
I don't remember because I literally sometimes would just like yeah hold my it out
Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I know that Shia plays with his balls are in strange
Okay
Sometimes I just need those girls to breathe.
Yeah.
It's crazy because I play Warframe with like no issue.
That's the thing that's crazy to me.
Cause actually it's crazy and like lots of movement.
Yeah, you spin.
Y'all, I do all kinds of stuff then.
That's when you win, you flip.
I live like a lot, I love making me sense.
Candy, do you have any ginger ale, Sprite or 7-Up?
I love Sprite.
I have a chat to give all.
Do you have some herbal tea?
There's nothing.
There's nothing that they can say that I haven't tried.
I know that.
I know what would make Candy feel better if I rubbed their big old tongue.
Let me rub your tummy.
I love Topo Chico!
Actually I took my pants off and I'm feeling better.
I bought Topo Chico because Mousy said I would buy Topo Chico and I drink it all the time
now and I can't stop.
I think we should play Non Amaline for Candy.
I think we should as well because Candy is just suffering.
I'll get forwarded!
I'll get forwarded all over the world.
I'm all up for it too.
I'll get forwarded all over the world.
I did it.
Candy, everyone's leaving.
I committed to a dog for a while.
I also like for a dog.
I also like for a dog.
I'll have to work it.
It's such a shame because I like the style a lot.
I like the premise.
But you're going to love Anomaly Company.
What's it called?
Anomaly Company.
Anomaly Company.
We could do a whole town.
Is it Anomaly Company?
Is it like a static camera or is it running around?
You run around.
Guys, I smell anomaly.
It's like anal, A-N-O.
A-N-O-N-A-L-Y.
Oh, yeah, anal.
Oh, normal, I'm normal.
I got to buy it.
The anomaly, what?
I could buy it for you.
Anomaly company?
I could be your sugar mama, you like that?
you like that? I'll be your sugar momo
you f**k you like that? you want a little sugar momo?
sugar momo
sugar momo
thank you mother
I want a deep candy
yeah that's the session name I want to eat candy oh yeah I should probably get
out this game and then get into that game
anomaly sorry shut up shut up sorry candy
I should. Alright. Ha ha, fuck.
Hey, this is the password to the game.
Candy.
What the fuck?
That's a good password.
You like it?
I love it.
I'm sorry that my turn of voice is going-
I love bobbing.
I love it.
And there's also voice chat in the game.
Oh fuck.
My microphone we can stand this corn
I don't know why the distance screaming of where is it the password one two three four five the password is
I found it
69 a six six seven six seven sixty nine six seven four twenty six seven
I
Have to install this game
I installed it wait buff did you buy this game or are you playing it off of my
account I bought it okay I'm just make sure I bought it
I there it goes I would buy you in a heartbeat well girl you don't divide me
I'm already here for free and heartbeat wow I got you in it my heartbeat tip wow
wait raise me up I have to redo the lobby oh
The password says I want to kiss candy.
I have a lot of gas issues, okay?
okay it's a family thing okay join me a burp one time my dad said why is i'm
just like your grandma i remember that
okay
just like a grandmother now see it says you're not in the game
How do I join?
How do I get this game?
Thanks, Queen.
I'm going to invite you so hard.
I'm going to invite you so hard.
I'm going to press that button so hard.
I'm going to press that button so hard
that you're going to feel it from miles away.
You're going to feel it from miles away.
Can you hear me in the game?
What's it called?
Anomaly Company?
Wait, where's my mic?
Anomaly Company.
Wait, where's my mic?
Oh, mommy!
Wait, can you hear me in the game?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I can hear you.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, mommy.
Hello?
How do I know if my mic is working?
Can you hear me?
You got it.
It's okay, buff.
You just set it to the right.
Oh, hey!
Hey!
Yeah, I can hear you.
If you press right mouse button, look what happens.
Oh!
Just hold the test.
I don't hear it.
Oh, my.
It's okay.
The test doesn't work.
And then you can put it put it on toggle because
Hit v1s, and then you're always talking in the game
Can you hear me time you got to go in the game? I'm in the game. Can you hear me?
Did you press V? Oh, yeah, I pressed V. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I hear you okay. Sorry you lied to me. You're just really quiet
I'm sorry, I'm a top person.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Yeah, no problem.
Dude, where's Candy?
Yeah, Candy, where are you bro?
What happened to Candy, actually?
You know, there's a training video. Would you like to watch it?
Candy!
Okay, welcome. Operator.
And congratulations on joining the Anomaly Company Field Division.
Here's how your job works.
Every mission starts in a normal timeline. That's the clean, uncorrupted version of reality.
Clean! Clean! Clean!
Take your time to look around and remember how everything looks.
I'm clean! I'm clean! Is that better?
Activate the green laptop to be clean.
I think I'm clean too.
Is that better?
Uh, does that sound better?
Yeah.
Yeah, I can barely hear you.
Oh, I can hear her.
You heard?
Do I turn it up?
No, you're fine.
Do I sound like ass?
Dude, where the hell is Candy?
Candy!
Candy!
Candy?
Candy!
We gotta do the whole town, the whole town!
Okay!
Dude, that's how you do it!
That's like my- my thoughts in my brain.
Destination...
My bathroom.
Well, from-
My bathroom?
Toilet.
Toilet.
Destination.
My toilet!
Candy, are you coming?
Handie, I keep pressing Play in this mode and I'm working on it.
destination, destination, destination, destination, destination, destination, destination, destination,
i've had to a while!
I've been told yes!
oh, tell me, whoa!
can you hear me?
yeah?
yeah?
my name is ashaoh!
oh, hi mouse!
hi!
why does every game need permission to go across my firewall?
what do you try to do to me game?
What?
How are you doing?
I'm doing good because you're here.
I'm doing good because you're here.
Sometimes I just want to touch you.
Oh, soon.
Soon we will touch.
Oh, once you touch me, it's over.
I see.
You're not leaving my sight.
What are you going to do about it?
Yeah, I'll basically be here in the corner.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
yeah you'll be in the corner yeah I think so I think I think I would be
cut
are you just then they're just like well where's my time
candy you have to hit me and I thought you were shy oh candy it'd be
Wait, do I have to fucking push the tog? What is this fucking bullshit?
There's push the tog, or you can hit toggle where you hit it once and it just stays on the tog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do that and then I can probably, but then I can probably, okay cool.
Kenny, you're gonna do great.
I gotta turn the game down because the voices are so much lower.
Oh yeah, there's a good to see guy bowls, good me, let's go.
You're you are you're gonna do great
My body just thinks I'm poisoned, but I'm not it's because I ate too many macadamia's I think
We have to rush you to the hospital
Not a damn good poison.
Not a damn good poison.
Not a poison.
To the hotel hospital.
We have to take it to the hotel immediately.
Okay, I'm ready to do that.
Or else we must go.
It's just like that!
It's just like that cabin game!
BAG!
BAG!
BAG!
What?
Is this like that cabin game where if we see anything weird we have to like immediately leave?
Yup!
Yeah.
Mmm.
Mocoro in the hospital!
Don't worry. Macadamia nuts.
Alright, here we flicking out. You gotta hit V again by the way whenever you log in.
We had spiked in enormous energy around here.
We can catch the anomalies.
Candy!
Someone went up and just hit the green.
Why did you do that?
Who did that?
Buff, was that you?
Who did that?
OK, well, the first one was fine, I guess, so.
Well, I guess we need to go through and check it out.
You got to hit V.
Yeah, this one's always safe.
Yeah, but you didn't look at the first.
You didn't look inside!
Stay!
GUN NAME!
Yeah, and now we lost!
GUN NAME!
Look at me!
Look at me!
You're surrounding me!
GUN NAME!
GUN NAME!
Okay, that was good!
No, no.
The stuff in this stop me from doing that.
Alright.
That is gamble.
What if I do it again?
You can't do it!
GUN NAME!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy, what the fuck, Candy?
Alright, so...
Okay.
The first one is safe, the second one not safe.
The first one is safe, so that's why we should go in and see how it looks.
Now we know.
We have to look at every...
look and cranny.
Candy, why don't you look at stuff?
Yeah, why don't you look at stuff and like it?
Ummm...
You see?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
I'm already mad. I'm already mad at this game.
Pretty pissing me off.
Things have been happening.
Ever since the man...
I don't want to be seen, man. They're watching me. They always are.
I've seen all the cameras.
Sometimes.
Sometimes, Candy.
Sometimes. Sometimes there might be.
I don't think Candy...
We're about this crazy man. Candy hates this game.
Candy doesn't like this detective.
Candy, you have to be at the ta-
BUFF?
Hello?
Oh, hi.
Hi, we gotta look at the hotel.
We gotta look at it, and we gotta do a good job,
because Candy's just self-destructing.
What happened to Candy?
Candy's losing her mind.
Candy's losing it.
It's gonna be like, oh, the toothbrush is like,
at a left angle, sort of a right angle.
I don't think I'm gonna be helpful.
That's okay, BUFF. You just be yourself.
There is a kitty here.
You can hold Candy!
It's kitty!
AHHHHH!
Jump on that pussy!
She's jumping on the pussy!
Jump on that pussy!
Jump on it!
Hey, what about this? What do you think about this?
What do you think about this?
That's me?
What about this under here?
You were watching TV, just chilling.
That's so true.
Oh, yeah, this is definitely you.
You think this is my room?
Oh, this is like...
This is where we'd be like,
oh my god, it's wrong, we gotta go, we must purge.
Okay, then how do we note...
How do we note something as an anomaly?
We don't note it.
We just say, oh no, that's an anomaly,
And then if it is we just run here and then we click oh
Okay
I've got it. I've got it. I've got it check this out. Check this out. Okay, wait wait wait wait, okay
I got this.
I got this.
I don't think I know how to play this game.
Did I black out?
Yeah, you passed out a little bit, but you're awake now.
Oh, that's good.
How are we going to remember anything?
Dude, the way that these eyes are are me.
What happened?
I was right. Okay, now we can stop.
What was it?
Oh, it's wrong!
Candy doesn't know! They just hit the button!
Candy, you're just guessing!
You're just guessing!
I'm just working, like, based on game design-wise.
First one's gonna be safe, second one's not safe, so then this one, I assume, is safe.
It's random, Candy!
Candy!
Candy, you are wrong!
Candy!
So that is gonna be safe, and then not safe, and then not safe again, okay?
Daddy stop trying to break the game!
Bitch, I'm like, watch!
Okay, that's safe.
I keep blacking out.
I don't think Candy wants a play.
I don't think Candy likes playing these kinds of games.
What are we going to do?
I don't know.
How do we make her want to play?
How do we make Candy play?
How do we make Candy Plays?
Is Candy speedrunning?
She's trying to speedrun the game!
Candy stop trying to speedrun the game! Stop it!
The perfect game for a group with a collective attention span of negative three seconds.
You should talk to that guy.
He said that I'm not supposed to talk to anyone in this room.
Yeah, but you know what? Don't listen to him.
Ever since then.
He's a painter with the mechanics.
Doll-missing. Doll-missing.
Perfection.
Doll-missing.
I was gonna go talk to the guy in the review because he was weird.
There was a doll-missing. That's true.
He said that he said the guy in the review was weird and I was gonna talk to the guy in the review because he was weird.
What if that guy doesn't answer?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
This guy's on Facebook.
This dude's on Grindr.
He said the guy in here, he said he's weird.
He's on Grindr.
Why is that weird? I think this one's going to be safe, statistically.
Why is he on Grindr weird?
There's...
Dude I saw someone talking about Do-This-Day that guy got his...
He got like a... like a asshole picture from The Hungrinder
and then his asshole was like, like, hanging.
What?!
Hanging asshole!
Yeah
What is candy doing?
I don't know.
I think he's been in this for a while.
I'm sure I won't let me out because he's afraid of getting repressed to blood.
Is that right?
It's going to be safe.
There's a weird vibe over here.
What kind of vibe?
Uh-huh.
In here.
Do you see that?
Kitty!
Oh yeah, what's happening in there?
Is that normal?
I think it is normal.
Candy!
Candy, why don't you show me your statistics?
Why don't we pull that up?
Wait, this one's always fine.
Candy!
You have to play!
I'm playing, I'm playing.
Candy doesn't wanna play.
Candy doesn't wanna play!
I'm participating!
It's okay, I get it.
I'm participating.
Candy's being sick.
Yeah!
Let's go through this.
Oh no.
No, I'm participating.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Well, you're talking to me right now.
Well, you're fucking talking to me.
Don't look me in again, Shia!
Shia!
That was a bold, careful try.
No!
That was a fire.
You see that thing?
Oh, shit.
What the heck?
I'm looking at something that is old.
That's old grandma hair dryer.
Yeah.
It's scary doll.
It's a scary doll.
I've never noticed you know why.
Is this doll bad?
What doll?
A scary guy.
That black well-willed asylum?
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Is that bad?
Hey, why does that look like outlost?
That looks like the, um, like Outlast 1.
Oh, it does.
Like the front office area.
Yeah, I think that's the third stage.
I love that game.
I beat it recently.
Did you hear?
Outlast?
I did.
Yeah.
I was brave.
Nice.
And I beat it.
You're very brave.
And I beat the second game.
There is an anomaly.
Where?
you played out loss it's the posters what's wrong with them this poster should
be the one of the butterflies but it's all the way down there on the left they
I don't even remember that engine for a moment.
I guess I just got the tweaking game of mine.
Say, he's a tweaking gamer.
I recognize that, but it's like, not a big deal or whatever.
I like that.
You might as well ask my, I'd be like,
What?
Do you have ends of the month?
Yeah, I got that too.
That's what I have.
We all look like Bruce Winnie.
What are you doing?
He's spanking us.
We can grab that toothy.
Dude it! Guys, there's a knife with blood in it in the shower.
Yeah, it's the killer. That's him.
Yeah, he's just a killer.
He's just a killer.
He's like killing shit.
Hey, you're gonna memory.
Can I remember those killers?
Uh, yeah.
Oh.
He kill.
Are the eyeballs the same?
kill me still yeah it's side cry left right yeah it's me side cry left right
oh my god that's an anomaly that's an anomaly okay shitting shitting himself
Run! He's shitting himself!
Really shitting.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That sounds like you when you shit.
I do not make that much noise.
I have big gauze.
Okay.
Dude's got big poops for his big butt.
Yeah.
Big hanging butt.
His hanging butt.
I
Got poopy lopsided butthole. Oh
They said I am not supposed to
Okay
Sir your bullhole up there. Are you done?
Did you find a match? Is he coming over I have drastically different is the candy you don't understand
It could be slight sometimes it could be big candy. We just saw someone shitting and you didn't see it
Yeah, you thought it was normal.
That's because it was like three people.
What do you mean I thought it was normal?
You thought him shitting himself was normal.
Wait, the last time I looked at this rose it was pink and now it's red.
Which one's the normal one?
Uh-oh.
Was it always that?
I don't know.
The last time I saw it was pink.
Maybe it was a momo-mi.
Oh, maybe.
Okay, then the pink one's a momo-mi then.
Oh Jesus, fucking Christ, I only got feet.
I only got feet.
Like plastic.
Is she gonna kill one of us?
Plastic feet, huh?
Look, Candy, we're doing it. We're playing the game.
We're actually playing it!
If that's okay with you.
Yeah, Candy, is it okay with you?
Candy, get away from there.
Candy?
Candy!
I just feel like it's gonna be a normal one at some point, you know?
Just floated it, just saying, just throwing it out there.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone. They said I am not supposed to.
Is this door always open? Yeah. I see.
I'm participating. This is going to be a normal one I betcha.
I think this one's normal, it might be, we're at a theory cross, everything looks normal to me.
Wait, what about this cat?
Has there always been a cat carrier?
Yeah, there's always been a cat carrier.
you're a normal to me
I think it's normal
I think it's normal
ring
ring
ring
ring
ring
ring
Who's gonna do it? Who's gonna hit it?
I don't wanna be the one who responds.
I know Candy wants to do it.
Candy just ran.
Candy fucking ran.
Candy!
Candy!
I was gonna do it
first time before.
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
You naysay.
Say it. Say the word.
You have no problem saying it offline.
I'm trying to think of a funny word to say, but I couldn't think of one.
It's just really interesting with players public because even as the model that is suggested,
it's not inherently actionable, but the philosophy behind it makes a lot of sense.
What?
You know?
You said I am not supposed to talk to any of you.
Oh yeah, I can.
Because the concept of like having a rule that the gold or rule top tier class be responsible
for the broader picture but not having a financial incentive really makes sure that the people
that go into that really want the best for the people at Lodge.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You're fucking yourself.
I'm talking about playing as Robley.
Robley?
It's a model of society suggestion.
Banana Republic? That's a clothing store.
I've never been there.
Never been Banana Republic.
You don't want to go there?
Did she say the Banana Republic? Like the clothing store?
I think so. I've never been Banana Republic.
I don't want to go to Banana Republic.
I thought I was in there.
I'm scared.
NO CANDY NO!
I think it's fine.
You think so?
Yeah.
Okay, well I believe you.
I believe you Bruce Willis.
I believe you.
Candy is a whore.
That's an anomaly.
Did someone in chat say that or were you just saying that?
Yeah.
I'm not even in chat.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, Candy.
Candy, did you press the button?
No.
I just thought about talking about me, and I just want to come to check
Okay, and you got dookie
Gonna die. This is an anomaly
No, it doesn't have to be what if it's not
The blue things always been there
I got some more sparser.
Dude's still hitting up his grinder sesh.
He's grinding.
Do you see anything strange?
He's got that grind.
I don't think so.
Uh oh.
I don't like this.
It's strange.
Something's not right.
Something's not right.
Something's strange.
Something feels weird.
Something feels off.
Something feels weird.
Something feels off.
I can't put my finger on it.
What?
What?
The kid that was up in the hot air balloon,
but he actually wasn't up in the hot air.
Air balloon he was in the attic
Talk about the finnaf balloon boy. Oh a
Lot with what you're saying. Yeah, they like scammed him for money because he was in the attic
What's that kid's name like?
Chris it's it was some no some kind of bird it was like
Hawk Phoenix bear claw something. I don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the kid member back is Falcon
was his name fucking Falcon was in the 80s or something I don't remember what
it was that long ago it was early 2000s I think the balloon kid thing yeah the
balloon kid when he was like stuck in the hot air balloon and I was like oh my
god he's in the sky and everyone freaked out and everyone in the news was
like oh my god but then actually yeah yeah but yeah he's in the attic and
the parents lied about it for money uh-huh the parents thought that the
The kid went into a balloon, but the kid was just hanging out in the attic, and then during
a press interview, the kid literally said, well I thought you guys said we were doing
this all for the show, and the dad freaked out and was just like, oh no, no, no, no,
like, and just...
The guy at the door said something different, and he's like, I don't want to be seen.
Yeah, he says all kinds of stuff.
Oh, he says different stuff each time?
Yeah.
Oh, what other things does he say?
Stop knocking on my door.
Shaya Chas said that his name is Falcon Heaney.
I told you, Falcon.
Are you the detective I called?
Fine.
Wait.
Okay, if you think so, Candi, I'm not too sure, but if you think so...
I know what's going on.
Wait, he is saying something different.
It was!
He was saying something different!
He was! He was! He was!
So that's normally, he says different things.
He asked me if I was a detective and I'm like, well I'm bloody.
I thought the guy saying different things said something different and I was right!
No, he says different things all the time.
And we were saying very different stuff this time.
It was like, it was like, hey.
So about that guy, can I play with his butthole? That's what he was saying.
I hear that guy's on Grindr, I hear the notification.
Okay.
I'll play with that guy's butthole.
What's the problem?
I don't know if I said anything different this time, but maybe I'm wrong.
Candy!
Yes!
Yes!
Hi!
Hi!
You know?
Yes.
Huh?
I did something wrong!
We have four eyes!
We have four eyes between all of us!
Four eyes!
You know what?
We got this!
We do!
Four eyes!
Four eyes!
Four eyes!
Four eyes!
Four eyes!
You know what?
We got this!
Four eyes!
Four eyes, four eyes, four eyes, four eyes, four eyes.
This was shy to be one of those.
You wouldn't have gotten a guy with four eyes, would you?
I smashed.
I smashed.
There's another one!
What is it?
There's water in his sink.
Ah!
A momma lady.
A momma lady.
Ew, pissed in the sink.
Four eyes between all of them, and chat is an extra eye.
This guy filled up his sink full.
This guy touched ten reasons why you don't fill up your sink.
This guy right here, he did it.
First thing you do if you want to be safe when you get into a hotel room, pee in your sink.
Oh, I love those videos of like they do really dumb shit.
Like put tape on the mirror and then like draw lines, but it doesn't mean anything.
Oh yeah, I've seen those.
I wish my mother taught me this.
They'll do like tips and tricks I wish I knew before I got into a hotel and it's just like
the most stupid shit that doesn't make any sense.
Top 10 tips your mother didn't teach you about staying in a hotel.
the door and then unlock it
like the letters in stock change her face that she likes
times
God, it's a valley of the park.
Do it.
No.
No one's listening.
Is it bad?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm listening to my mom.
I'm listening to my mom.
I'm listening to my mom.
Is it bad?
I'm listening to my mom.
He's watching himself.
Are we good?
I think we're good.
We're good.
I'm a good girl.
Yeah, you are.
I'm a good girl, yes, please.
Whee!
Yes, well.
That's a good girl, say whew.
So good.
So good!
Ah!
Ah!
So good!
One!
Ah!
And then two!
Ah!
Ah!
So good!
Whee!
Okay, one more, one more, just one more time.
Anomaly. Anomaly.
Anomaly.
You know what? I think we should take sections.
I think we should take drugs.
Too late. I already did that.
Oh!
I did that.
I feel like it's, I feel like, I feel like nothing, I feel like this Lively is good, I feel like it's good.
Are we good?
Are we good?
I think it's good.
I think it's good.
I haven't seen anything wrong.
How do I feel?
Yeah.
Uh, Sarah toned it out the max hole.
Oh, Sarah toned it.
Butterflies.
Sarah toned it out the max hole.
I can't do it.
Do it change your name to Sarah Tonin Sarah Tonin
I think it's just one good one bad, and then like it's
Us I mean shot the one in
It's one good one bad, I'm just telling you.
It's always one good one bad, and then it's one bad.
I don't know what the bad is, but it's bad.
Gandhi!
I didn't do this, I didn't break Shia.
I just kind of contributed, but I didn't do it.
Gandhi!
I broke his perception.
He was like, wait!
Oh.
What's up?
That it was...
There was a couch. The couch shouldn't have been there.
No couch.
It was the couch.
It's always one good and then one bad.
And then it's like up and away.
Hello?
Did you have to have a good one at the salon?
I don't care. Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Guys?
Guys!
Wait for me!
Is it you?
Are you the detective I called?
Guys, he's talking!
He's talking!
He's talking a lot!
I don't know what's going on, but I can't seem to ever leave this hotel floor.
Guys, he's talking!
He's talking a lot!
You have to listen up.
I don't know what's going on, but I can't seem to ever leave this hotel floor.
I think it's-
The man in room 311 is not real.
He's talking-
A housemate was supposed to clean my room, but she never came.
Oh yeah?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Oh, you're saying the normal stuff.
Alright.
Ever since the man from room 302 checked in, strange things have happened.
He's saying the normal stuff. He's not saying the weird stuff this time.
What? How did you do that?
Oh, I'm back!
Whoa!
What happened?
That was crazy.
You should have seen- wait, come stand right here. Watch Kenny's magic trick.
Okay, you just turn around, okay?
I
Okay, they're done and they're gone Andy where did you go?
Oh
I was crazy
I think it's good
Guys should I go pro with this?
Guys you think I have a chance?
I feel like it'd be a big accident.
I think they'd love it.
Guys you think I could go and do it?
Do you think I could go on America's Got Talent?
Yeah and then they're gonna hear my accent
and be like fuck get her and then they're gonna attack her.
They're gonna be like oh my god
Golden buzzer her right now.
Golden buzzer right now.
I think it's good.
Oh yeah, we're gonna get you a sad backstory first.
Oh, dude, I can just tell my story.
I was terribly bullied in high school.
Dude, what happened?
I'm from Australia like
That is so scary out there
Oh my god, isn't Australia so terrifying?
Guys that could be really bad
Oh, do it
That's okay, we'll keep going
I'm gonna stand somewhere
Okay
What?
I'm gonna stand right here
right here so I'm not in anybody's way I really gotta pee if I don't pee I'm gonna
piss myself
they'll be like oh my god
what the babies are what a tingle
tingle
I'll be right back
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I'm gonna just take a selfie while I let loose.
And guns, AK-47s and M9s?
Yeah.
I
Dicks
There's something wrong with one good one bad one good one bad one of these signs of me one good one good here
We go one good one good
I'm lucky one more time one more time. I'm lucky. I'm lucky one more time. Here we go. One good one good
Okay
It's always what it's one good, and then it's one bad, and then it's probably bad bad good
Yeah, I think it's pretty bad, she's like she's all over my life
Baby!
Come on into my fucking thighs and about to like fall off!
Baby!
No, baby!
Guys, what happened?
Is the game broken?
I think Candy broke it.
How?
I don't know, man.
Did you ever show that picture of Pee-Pee and Zyza?
I did. I just showed it on stream to show them.
And this little baby, man, she's being so affectionate.
She's just like, hello, let's go to bed. Let's go to bed.
Hi, Trin.
Dude, what happened? How did the game break?
I don't know.
Candy? Candy? Candy broke it. Candy? One good, one bad. And then it's a mystery. One good, one bad, and then it just fucking dies, you know? One good, one bad. One good, one bad. It's a void. Well.
All I hear is the elevator like closing. Oh shit wait it just loaded. Oh, it just loaded it like restarted
Well it has to be one good
Yeah
One good and one bad and I don't know that's what one one bad one ugly
I'm getting ugly dude what
Getting ugly. How do you do that?
I'm like like how so is and says it oh again ugly yeah like you're tired no I'm
just I'm just fucking with Shia too much I'm getting ugly Shia's probably getting
ugly oh no what happened I don't know I was I said it was a non-obby and then
And then I guess it crashed out
It broke it game
And he won't do what bad what bad one good one bad one bad one good one bad bad a good
She's too Australian. Oh my god, baby, where are we gonna do with you bro?
Amidst your crimes
They were not proceed to admit to the crime.
I ruined Shia's whimsy.
You ruined Shia's...
Wimsy!
I corrupted his whimsy.
I'm used to it.
That's fine, I get it.
What do you mean? What's wrong?
What happened?
Candy always does this.
Now what are we supposed to do?
We're going back in.
Okay, I'm putting you back in.
back in what the same password I didn't know put a password last time you didn't
yay no I just joined oh okay well I guess it's fine we should only outside
state house I think that's off bro I thought you said that I was fake
Australian food I did it also gave us all food poisoning I threw up in the
middle of the night after eating it.
I threw up and I got stuck.
I told him to go to the airport.
Dude, Lily, Candy and I sat in the living room and I was like, oh, one second, and I went
to throw up and I said, okay, I'm back.
I thought I was done at the airport.
I'm shitting myself.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I can't.
I'm mad.
Good.
Don't.
No.
No, no, that would be like an out of body positive experience for me.
It would almost be me dying.
Yeah.
A fork and die.
It was fucking ass.
A fork and die.
I need to...
I invited him.
I'm just going this way.
I see, I see.
Anybody better like it.
I do, I'm so excited.
I'm gonna play so...
I'm not dead.
Hotel.
I'm not dead.
Hotel, motel.
Motel. Motel. Motella. Motella. Nutella. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut. Nut.
Nutella. Nutella is made out of hazelnut. It's made out of hazelnut. But there's no chocolate.
uh...
i don't think so
minakaka
yeah kaka kaka hazelnuts
it tastes good
the natala
oh there is a chocolate in it
there's chocolate in it
then what's the difference
because it's not just chocolate it has hazelnut in it
Well, it can't just be called a chocolate spread.
Chocolate nut.
It's both.
Hey there, can I hear you?
Candy.
There we are.
We're shy off.
I said there's a little palm oil in it.
And then I said if you ate Nutella, you'd probably die off.
This game doesn't like me. My screen's blank.
What?
Oh no.
I'm going to try restarting it
It doesn't look like something else
Okay, she was like later
That was so good, I just heard
Did that come through your microphone?
I think the neighbors have quite a tail to tail.
Dude, Mario.
Computer, the whole thing is just blank.
I can't close this game.
I can't control silly.
I can't do anything.
Guys, I thought I was trying to be on my silly pills.
Oh no.
Shia, I broke your computer.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is happening.
Virus.
I gave you a virus?
virus no it's a it's a virus virus I'm doing I tried to
do a visage and that would do that to that all the time I would always just
I'm just gonna reinstall like the windows one quick.
What?
Oh.
Yeah, give me a second.
Yeah, no problem.
No.
Oh my god.
It's always one good one bad.
One good one bad.
Kenny.
One good one bad.
Kenny, it's always one good one bad.
It's always one good one bad.
I'm all bad.
We all bad.
Yeah, you are.
I'm all bad.
I tried to do myself a name.
I'm all bad.
I'm all bad.
I just don't think that's true.
I'm a bad girl.
I don't think that that resonates with my...
I'm gonna make a club, a bad girls club.
You want to be in a bad girl's club?
Do you want to be in a bad girl's club?
Yes, yeah.
Do you want to be in a bad girl's club?
I...
Okay, literally you and Buff both have too much of a praise king to be in a bad girls club.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean? I don't have that.
You don't know what I have, Candy.
You don't know who I am.
Buff, I know for a fact that you don't like being degraded.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I don't.
Yeah, see, that's for like, okay.
It's full of hardware.
Yeah, but I can wear the jacket.
Yeah, you could be like a bag, like a conty bad girl.
Yeah, all right, I'll give you that.
Make it wear cool clothes.
I want to wear a bad jacket.
Okay.
What does that mean?
You know, wearing a bad girl jacket.
I want to wear a bad jacket.
You want the-
Sure.
You can jack it on or jack it off.
Yeah.
Jack it on bad.
I've done that a few times.
Okay.
A few?
A few times?
Only a few?
Yeah.
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Yeah.
Andy!
I was installed in Windows.
I'm so excited to detect anomalies legitimately, and not keep this decided.
I don't think you're excited.
No, no, no.
I'm so excited.
K.D., I don't...
I think that you're just gonna go get one good one bad.
Andy, I just don't really think that you know that you're...
I don't think that you're having fun taking it.
I think it's interesting that y'all want to be a part of the bad girl club, but
you can't stand a real bad girl like me.
You can't.
Ahhhh!
You son of a f*****g you!
You think you're bad?
Let me into the fog!
Let me up!
I think...
... it's all over the area.
I can see you, Locato!
Yeah!
Candy can see you!
Oh
Sharknado just just hit it
Sharknado sharknado
I'm a sharknado
I'm a sharknado the eyeball is moving it is
I'm up.
Oh my god, what is that?
What is what?
Dude, my cat keeps igniting off of my desk.
Wait, she found something.
What the hell is in my room?
What is it?
Is it an anomaly?
I don't know, I'm looking.
Get it, get it.
Get it.
Is it a cockroach?
It's an anomaly.
Do we have cockroaches?
It's definitely a anomaly.
They said I am not supposed to talk to them like they're a stink bug.
It was a stink bug.
Stink bug.
They smell?
They're a little stink bug.
They're on the east coast.
They're like little like, well yeah, if you kill them they stink.
Oh, anomaly, anomaly.
And they fly around.
They smell bad?
What was that?
Yeah, well if you kill them they smell bad.
That was a fluid in the sink.
That was his potion of the sink.
That was a fluid in the sink.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
I just- I don't fucking care!
Oh my god!
Jesus.
He scared me.
Yeah, it's showy.
It's showy.
Holy shit!
Anomaly! Anomaly!
Anomaly!
Doll, she's gone.
Kill me.
This one's good for sure.
I think we- what was that scary music for?
What do you mean candy blood scary music?
Oh yeah, what's scary music?
See but that's not- I feel like we've been getting really subtle changes lately.
Like that was obvious.
Reminds me of when I played-
Is that I am not supposed to talk to anyone?
AHHHHH!
There's a graphic to my friend!
Where?
AHHHHH!
Run!
ANOTHER NEEE!!!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
He's gonna come out!
He's gonna come out!
Damn, that's like...
Okay, so that's like, obvious, and that's not an a-
Guys, the previous rounds were like...
This one's good.
But, I don't...
We're alive.
Five!
Oh!
Four!
Three!
Who said I am not supposed to talk to anyone?
Kwan!
Uh, Medican anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly, anomaly!
Where are you?
Where are you?
What'd you see?
Brad, you ran past her, she's against the wall.
Did you hear that?
I wanna see, I wanna see.
Oh, she did there.
Oh, ew!
Ew!
Yuck!
Okay, now this one has to be good.
Kwan!
Kwan!
Kwan!
Sorry, I'm-
Die-ya!
SHOia!
SHOia!
ShOia?
ShOia?
What if you're not your shOia so?
No, Kenzie!
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone but you!
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
They came back here for a second time.
Who's she?
Rattapooly!
Ratt!
Ratt's to me!
Kitty!
Drows.
I'm waiting for someone to be in this seat.
You know?
I want this door to open.
I want to go inside that room.
I want to see what they're watching.
It's because you're a nosy little guy.
I am a nosy little rat.
Right!
Well, like, I don't want to say she's a rat.
But I'm thinking this one might be a good one.
I'm gonna just double check real quick.
I think so.
Wait a minute.
Shia?
Yeah.
Let's check it out.
I don't know, probably.
Hmm.
Probably fine.
Hmm.
I think so.
I think so.
Wait a minute.
Shia?
Yeah.
I'm really fine.
Sir?
None of us are like, sus.
303, 304, 307, 305, 306.
306.
369, and then you're fine.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Baby one more time
Yellow
To the window!
To the wall!
No analese
No analese?
I think it's fine
But what if it's not fine?
Ohhhh
I have a weird anomaly, was there always two cameras up top?
I feel like there's always one on the left and one on the right.
Dude, what?
The cameras?
Huh?
And I'm on the right up there?
I don't know.
There's cameras here?
Okay.
I didn't know.
Ever since the man from Room 302 checked in, strange things have been happening.
I feel like it's not normally this many.
There are the cameras.
I don't want to be seen.
They're watching me.
They always are.
Haven't you seen all the cameras?
the guy is different did you hear that stop knocking on my door but did you hear
that do what something just like crashing is it you know I didn't hear
anything okay let me go low oh you have to listen up I don't know what's going
on but I can't seem to ever leave this hotel floor the man in room 311 is not
real when three what 311 supposed to clean my room but she never came they
I said, I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
I think...
3... 311, where's 311?
This way!
Come! Come with me!
Come!
Come!
Has there always been exit signs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's talking about this guy.
That person's gone.
I'm curious.
311.
Oh, this one.
Yeah, the murderer.
I think the guy's the anomaly.
The guy talking.
He's saying different stuff.
Yeah, but I think he says different things.
He does say different things, but it's a different set.
Like, this time he was asking me if I was the cop.
Wait, go check, Kenny. Go listen to what he's saying.
Okay, who's...
Look, the guy is not real.
I suck my penis every night.
You said that. You really did.
Ever since the man from room 302 checked in, strange things have been happening.
Wait.
You said that. I heard him.
Hmm, that's weird.
I'll let Candy decide. Candy's the greatest. Candy's the great detective.
It was Pee-Pee playing on cardboard boxes and then breaking them and making a lot of noise.
Oh my god. Pee-Pee.
Do that. She do gotta love doing that.
She do love doing that.
Pee-Pee!
Pee-Pee!
I love Pee-Pee.
I know you love Pee-Pee. Every time I show you Pee-Pee you get so excited about Pee-Pee.
I do get excited to see Pee Pee.
I feel like the guy was talking...
I feel like there's extra cameras, but I could be wrong.
I don't see anything wrong.
Okay, we'll see you decide, Shia.
Hey, look at the face of Shia, look at the face of Shia, I said, I'm going to press okay.
We're going to listen to what Shia said.
Don't listen to me, don't listen to me.
And we have to listen to him.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, don't listen to me.
Always have to listen to me.
Stop, no, no, no!
It's important.
We have to listen to me.
Everybody must listen to me.
Stop and put him down!
I'm feeling it!
Oh!
What was it?
Shia?
I can't play it anymore.
There were the exit signs, the cameras are the same, and the exit signs are the same.
I'm telling you, it was the guy, he was saying different stuff.
Go listen to him talk now.
It's a good one.
Go listen to him talk.
He says a different set of things, like this.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Okay.
Hello?
He said that last time, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
I said a different thing, bro.
Why?
Oh.
Bye.
Oh.
It's a shoe.
I don't know what was in the hallway.
Can we talk?
Nope, we'll, Candy.
I don't know, maybe it wasn't that.
Well, I mean, you said it was fine, Shiaz.
I thought it was me.
This is the friend's fault.
I thought it was, too.
I was gonna just say bad.
I was gonna just say bad.
was too I was gonna just say bad just to just cuz like don't worry guys this time we definitely
You got it?
Yes you can!
Don't you love me!
Come back!
Come back!
Lucy!
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Ohhhh!
Baggy!
That's what he says!
What you always say, candy!
We're Baggy!
That's what it is.
Ready?
I've got another bad one now.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
Baggy!
I
Yeah
It's gonna be a good one
What was it?
What was it?
I don't know, I should guess
Fucking guess
Hey, you can't do this
Now I'm in
Now I'm in
It's one good, one bad, and then what's more?
Nanda, you can't do this!
You don't know that.
Awwww!
What'd she get?
Pussy!
Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Oh, shit.
You think I can watch myself?
Do it.
Okay, let's go ahead and clear this one.
Uh, like, it's one bad or...
It's not clear!
This one's a pass.
It's not clear, I tell you! It's not clear!
It's a pass, I'm gonna get a pass.
It's not clear!
Huh?
Uh-huh.
Huh?!
Is there any, uh, anel... anel... anel's... anel's?
I haven't seen any anel's.
Okay.
Oh!
We better keep looking.
Yeah.
Was it for the angels?
I'm going to sniff them out.
It's not clear!
It could be clear!
It's not clear!
What?
Is the lamp yellow?
I have a petty thought.
What's your petty thought?
The trash cans are left right, left right, all the way down the hole.
I think that's normal.
All right, I think I think this is a pass.
Candy?
Is the trash can always on the right up ahead this one with the far end this one?
I don't know
Cuz the rest of them are like zigzag the whole way down. They're not
There's no that's correct. I think this is all very normal candy. Uh-huh. That's the man
The man.
That was all very normal, everybody.
Everything you saw, normal.
Normal.
I forgot all it.
This guy doesn't like me.
He hates us.
I'm used to it
What I don't know if like text can be different or that's just like
Fucking crazy you suck it crazy now. He's just walking crazy now
Damn
Hello
Hello
Hello
Did the slippers change sides? Am I like imagining things?
I used to use slippers.
These ones.
Is it usually wide on the right?
Wait, I think so.
Wait, now I'm second-guessing.
Uh...
Shia?
Shia?
Do you know which pattern the slippers are next to the food?
I'll be right back after finishing the show.
This is what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna have to tell you guys a lot about this.
Oh my darling.
Oh my darling!
I'm not done.
W-where am I?
Are you having a big day?
Where are we gonna go?
Why are you calling me?
I'm scared..
I'm checking the slippers. Oh, I check the slippers
No, what we should
We should just oh
Can you it's right? Oh my god candy was right?
They're swapped
He's me!
You took a big shit, bro.
Look at all the toilet paper you've ever used.
You're the chameleon.
He's me.
That's crazy, though.
I know that.
But it's good to know that that's one of the things that can be different.
Because I feel like the more you play it, you start to learn what's possible.
That's true.
Anything's possible in America.
I'm not supposed to talk to him.
Well, I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
Okay.
I don't know about that.
Okay. I guess not.
I found an anomaly.
What is it? Is it me?
It's in this room.
Is it me?
Sorry, I eat meat 5 said who's the British person?
I don't fucking know it because there's no British person in the call.
Bye.
There's no-
Is it the coffee?
Uh-huh.
His badge is usually sitting here, but his ticket is there, and the badge is in that drawer.
That's fucked up.
Aww.
What a fucked up small detail.
Aww.
I'm sorry, I'll leave. You're gonna have to leave.
Candy's from Australia!
You can give five gifted subs to make up.
Yes, give five gifted subs to make up.
Yeah, who the fuck is even British anyways?
Yeah, who the fuck is that?
Maybe they turned me down one time when we were talking about getting a slice of pussy.
And I said, oh I beg you, give me a slice of that pussy of yours!
It was someone at Sassy Snatch!
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
And any any uh
As I call it either a offended by me or be slightly now turned on I I understand either way
I'm a slice gonna give me my wife's front bum with a bit of a
What's wrong?
I think it's crazy that British people call pussy Fanny
Yeah, I think it's crazy that British people
Okay, well, I'm up for it.
They call it Fanny, and Fanny's your butt.
Not your pussy.
It could be.
It could be.
I don't remember two of these two cases here.
Oh no.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that ours had this
I would give this one a pass
Have these always been orange? Oh shit, I don't know
I've never looked at these I never looked at them either
How have they always been orange?
I don't know.
Wait, somebody look in the Vod!
Uhhhh...
Has it been orange?
OOOOOORANGE!
It's gotta be an anomaly, I've never seen these.
I've never seen these before in my life.
We're gonna hit an anomaly.
I think there's an anomaly, because I think if they were orange, BUFF would have said,
I do like orange.
That's true.
Anomaly!
Are they- did they not exist?
Oh no, because they're like silver.
They're modern.
They're totally light orange.
I know you like orange.
She sniffed out the main mid-century modern and she was like...
I did, I sniffed out the cool light.
I saw you, a fucking light fixture?
Yeah, I checked it out.
Did you hear something playing Resident Evil 9?
I was looking at all the furniture and I was like, oh my god, this is so nice.
Resident Evil 9!
Why is Brest again still like, whoa?
I'm locked in.
I did too, it was good.
It was such a good game.
It was so good.
What if I open a door and there's a tiny little man inside?
Oh my god, wait! Anomaly!
Anomaly?
He's looking at me!
Dude, he's not looking at Grindr!
Anomaly! Anomaly! Anomaly! Anomaly! Everything I do is for the game! Anomaly! Anomaly!
Poop. I need you to see it. I will give this one a pass.
Sorry, sorry, wait a minute. I just didn't know who's gonna kill someone. I get it
I get it can be
No, there he is oh my god, that's the umbrella killer
Oh no, but hey, that was crazy!
He was kind of hot.
Yeah, he was.
He's not gonna lie.
Is he in the shower?
He's not in the shower.
That's fine, right?
Yeah.
That's actually like a normal hotel experience, I feel like.
Okay, I'm running at you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This video...
There was this skit about some guy on the Queen Mary being like, oh you wanna go
to the bathroom?
Yeah, let me just like...
I'll just...
of him walking on the entire ship that is how at the end our room on the
like we married legitimately took like 10 minutes to get to.
Oh my god, they're long?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
I'm glad you guys had fun.
I loved it, it was great.
I love going outside.
I love when that maintenance person was up on the rafters looking down at us during
the ghost tour.
That was really cool.
Yeah, and then everyone was like, what?
There was a ghost?
And then it was like, and the guy was like, nah, it's just me.
I just me and then they were out later as well. It's like
Use the work of the Queen Mary
Cat evil
Wait, so Shia
Look at the cat is changed the cat is changed what the cat
Great kitty. Oh
It's a different kitty. It turned into Zaza. It's not peepee anymore. It's Zaza.
Zaza!
I'm not moving.
I'm not moving.
Can you touch it?
Touch it. Can you touch it?
Touch it.
Okay.
I'm just gonna go ahead and give this one a pass.
I swear to god.
Why did you do this to me?
I've actually been so well behaved.
I've been like actively locked.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Lock bro.
I want it to be like a tiny man or something.
Yeah, I want it to be like a little guy.
You open it?
There's a tiny guy under there.
Open it and then just a little dude says hey.
So your size to the...
He just says, hey, you want to block my eye?
I have to take a shot of that.
Oh!
Mamma Mia.
Mamma Mia.
Mamma Mia?
I feel like there's nothing.
but it could be
there might not be anything
wow
AY
Oh my darlin, oh my darlin, oh my darlin, darlin, darlin
Two keys outside the door? Wait a minute
It's normally green, is it not green?
It is green
Well, it's like pure green
Oh yeah, it's like, yeah
It's green
It's green
Pass it up
Oh wait wait it's pee pee okay wait yeah I think I'm gonna give this one a path
Okay, yeah.
If you say so, Shia.
Yeah, if you say so.
It's all on you, Shia.
Just remember.
What are you trying to do?
If it's wrong, it's not me.
If it's wrong, it's not me.
Is it a good one? It's probably bad.
It's probably five.
Oh, SHUT UP!
You were right!
Okay, so it's a little slower than I thought it would be.
This one.
Oh, now we really got a look.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Where I feel like normally there's like coloring on this plate but I could be wrong.
I'm not like a hundred percent.
No, that's right
Is the bowl different with the bowl it's kind of like you different maybe I'm wrong no
No, I remember looking at that and counting it one time being like one two three
I think it's normal I'm scared I think so
I just looked up one time, and I just wasn't sure no I think it's I think it's
I think he's broad, I think he's broad.
Is that guy not in the shower?
I thought you were like, I swear I heard him.
Yeah, I thought I heard him too.
I see him in the shower.
Yeah, he's in there.
Yeah, he's in there.
He's in there washing his cheeks.
Have these always been breasts?
Yeah.
Breast ass.
brass
Butterflies
The same that's that's what I get when you talk to me candy. Well butterflies. Can you tell me?
Yeah, it's been your butt man. It's been both
I've fucking knew it. You just naturally have that eyes little IBS queen
6 butterflies.
Sorry.
6 butterflies.
6 butterflies.
Uhhhh.
Let's send it.
We're sending it.
I want to do it oh my god
What was it you can't give up
You can't give up Shia. We're so close
Okay, watch this
We're so close
But we're so close
God
Okay, well what?
Annobuli oh well that is an anomaly. Oh
You know what what?
What was it?
Was the plants missing by the cat?
What?
Like, as in, like, in the one that we got wrong.
Were the plants missing next to the cat?
Pussy.
Is that what could have been it?
The plants?
Ever since.
Yeah?
Um...
What?
Uh-oh.
What?
What happened?
I don't know, this might not be good.
What?
There's also a mouse under the trolley thing here which might be missing.
There's something bad.
What is it?
Oh, the threes.
There's something bad.
The threes turned.
The threes?
Yeah, the threes.
Oh yeah, the threes.
Anomaly?
Anomaly?
Oh, were you just saying it's bad shy if you didn't know why?
There's something bad waiting for us here.
Is it a naked man?
That could be pretty bad.
A naked man covered in
various dressings.
Stop their mouse please.
What?
I didn't do anything.
What'd I do?
What'd I do?
I didn't do nothing.
But I didn't do anything.
Is he always there?
He's always there.
Yeah, he's always there.
I think he might be missing one of the times we didn't do anything.
Right?
Yes, right.
He's always there, yeah, he's always there. I think he might be missing one of the times we did this.
Little rat?
Yes, right.
Little fuckin' rat?
Little fuckin' rat!
Um, I think this one's...
She's looking at me.
No, she's looking at me.
Oh, God, she's looking at me. She's looking at me, too.
I don't like it. Bad.
Bad.
Anomaly?
Bad girl.
Bad girl, bad.
The doll was watching us, please.
Bad girl.
Bad girl.
Bad girl.
Eyes.
Blind.
Lamps.
Real.
Cameras on.
Man.
Man, man.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Bro.
They said I am not stuck.
I'm good.
That's good gun, good bathroom, good.
Oh!
Slippers! Anomalies! Slippers!
The slippers are flipped!
Anomaly!
Candy! Anomaly!
Flippy, Flippy!
Flippy, Flippy!
Flippy, Flippy!
Flippy, Flippy!
Okay, this one's got to be sent.
I'm just going to send this one.
Good.
SHUT UP!
Flippy, Flippy Classic.
We could though.
It could just make quick work.
What are the odds?
What's such a thing?
Okay.
Oh, we're fucked.
We're fucked.
We're fucked.
Anomaly.
We're fucked up.
Something's not right.
We're fucked.
I think there's an anomaly.
It's chasing us!
I'm fucked.
Anomaly?
The alarm was evil!
Let's just send it.
Shia?
Just send it. You'll thank me later.
Shia?
I'm not equalizing too young.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
There's one of our towels above us, but some other ones above us.
Hey!
Do you see that I changed my clothes?
What?
Did you see that I changed your... gi?
Changed your what?
My food gi?
Why didn't you change it though?
Oh
This is it when it talks and talks and stuff
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know.
Any novelties?
No.
I think it's...
I think it's good for the past.
Are you sure?
No.
I mean...
Could be something wrong.
Oh God.
No.
Oh!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's my fault, Candy would even look all the way!
A-ANDY! A-ANDY!
What should I say was good!
I haven't even been through the whole thing yet, I'm just yelling things
And I-Eeeeeeeerggg
I'll see ya, candle!
There's a niffa candle?
No, it's Candy's full legal name, it's Alcina Candle.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
Alright, I'll see that candle.
I thought it was a consensus if it was good.
I'll see that J Candle.
I heard it's a shot.
I'll see that jack-in-it candle.
You're jacking it off?
Yeah.
Hello, guys.
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
What if I knock on the door and then I'll just be like,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Where's the door?
Hello, my baby. Hello, my baby.
Guys, the light beam's different.
It's like a caramel.
It's a caramel, not a vanilla.
It is?
Yeah, it's yellow.
Okay, send it!
Wait, what? Is that for real?
I think so.
It's wrong!
If Bob thinks it's wrong, it's wrong.
It looks the same to me.
Whoa!
Oh my god, were you correct?
I
Said I am not supposed oh
I trust you 100% I
Just thought the ice cream look more yummy than before that's the drugs talking
Did the game crash for anyone else or just me?
Uh oh.
Just you, Candy.
No, Candy.
Come back.
I will be right back.
Candy, come back.
Candy, please.
Candy.
Candy!
Candy!
Oh my God! Candy!
Candy!
Hurry Candy! The walls are crumbling!
Hurry! Hurry!
I hope
Mass I'm literally in the game came back for me
My I joined like immediately came back for me
And he came back for me. You came back for me. You came back for me. You came back for me
I did I did
Yeah, I think this one to pass okay, I'll do it. I'll give it a pass
Run, Casey!
RUN!
Is this supposed to be on the other side?
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't care anymore.
Wait, I think you're right, cause they're all on one side.
Hey, you don't care-
OOOH!
I'm not gonna get wrong.
I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
I doesn't care about the future.
Should I care about the future too much, I think?
I was like, I'm willing to risk it all.
That's what I'm gonna say.
I risk it all.
RISK IT ALL!
RISK IT ALL!
AHHHHH!
A HEMMELY!
SOMETHING'S WRONG!
The thing broke in here!
Right here!
Look!
Oh no.
I walked in here and it was spooky and this thing broke.
Gold CTV.
Yeah, my guy's-
I could do that if I tried.
What?
Won't break a TV.
I can do that if I tried.
What? I won't break it to you, me.
Oh, yeah.
Wait a minute.
Alright.
Come on, easy shit.
I just wanna...
Come on, easy shitting.
I need to use...
some shit.
Come on, come on.
No, no, no, no.
I'm waking up the good champion, saying pretty on the gravy train.
Now repeat every sweet brief thing.
I'm gonna go to the street.
I'm gonna go to the street.
And it's all I've got to do.
I'm out of here to fight.
No, we're not even saying anything.
No pee?
I think it's fine.
Okay.
I'm gonna do a raw backpacks.
Go-go-go-go-go-go.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Ooh, pretty fast balls.
Yeah, I'd say we give this one a pass.
Ha ha ha ha, a pass?
Okay.
Nom nom nom nom nom.
Alright, oh my god, okay, you lost it.
That was the first time I pressed it.
You pressed it and you were correct.
I pressed it.
100% success rate buff.
Yep, for me.
Not for me though.
Fuck, not for me.
But they say that a man who makes one day's...
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
A man who makes one day's.
Cats missing?
Cats scared. Cats scared.
Missing no kept right
All right.
So this one's going to be good, right, guys?
Yeah, just send it, Candy.
Candy?
We have to look.
Candy.
I haven't done it for a while.
I've been behind.
I just heard something talking.
What's wrong?
What does that sound like?
What are you hearing?
I just heard a man.
Oh, sorry.
That might have been my testosterone.
her bouncing off of the walls.
If only I could punch people.
Ooh, it's a girl on a tee!
This one has to be good.
Yeah, it seems so.
Poster?
Someone said poster.
Someone said the poster changed.
The poster? Which one?
Oh, yeah. Wait, this one is different.
Oh, yeah, that's different. They flopped.
They did. I know I'm gonna leave!
Oh, mommy!
I was wrong. Cat was right!
Cat was right.
For once. Am I right?
They took pity on us.
W for Chad.
The sick of us losing, bro.
They all dug for time.
This is like when your parents have to help you win the game.
They're like taking their hands and they're just like...
They said I am not supposed to talk to everyone.
Like you're a child coughing?
Where was that?
Oh, was that you?
Oh, that was math.
I'm gonna go see you today.
I'm fine.
Uh, fire thing here, is there?
Fire?
Dude, you sound like candy coughing right now.
What candy?
This.
No, that's normally not there.
That is not there normally.
Okay.
Is there going to be a fire?
Shia?
Uh-huh.
In my pants.
Well...
A hose?
Right here.
Right here.
Well that wasn't fucking good.
No.
Thumbs in your bell.
We need to get you an iPad.
Yeah.
I gotta get an iPad.
I'm gonna load up some- some roadblocks.
It's gonna be good, right?
We got a fifty-fifty-fifty chance.
I'm walking in and cocking.
I'm gonna play roadblocks.
I'm gonna look up the wars.
I gotta pay to revive.
Hello?
They said I am not supposed to talk to anyone.
I am normally
Oh, I'll go on ahead
Okay
It's like screaming all the time
Can you move please?
Shia, I'm gonna press the normal button
Oh Shia, I'm gonna press the normal button
I'm trying to get down
No, no, no, no, no, no
I'm gonna press the normal button
Anybody can do it, I'm gonna press the normal button
The door behind us!
Excellent work, operators.
All detected anomalies have been hatched,
and the area has been successfully stabilized.
Go!
Here are your mission results.
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Goal?
Whoa.
I mean, on an anomalies witness.
34, 32, or 57 are anomalies.
Down here!
Group photo!
Group photo, group photo!
Oh, we gotta give them a good photo.
The cat too?
Hey, the kitty.
Ah!
Gotcha kitty!
Extracting you now.
I think it's dead.
Oh my god! We've flashed back the cat!
I can't!
The tip said that I should trust my instinct, but I don't think that's advice for me.
My instinct is that I should just guess without looking at anything, so I don't think I should listen to my instincts.
Ready?
Do you believe that you trust it?
Oh!
Are you okay?
My tummy's big and round.
Yeah, you gotta be around Tommy pull up vomit
Why okay, well yeah, is it because of me? That was fine
What wait, what?
It smells good. Oh
Oh, does she know that she has to unmute?
I forgot to unmute bro.
Right.
That's what I thought.
I forgot to unmute.
Oh yeah, classic iron mouse movement.
Plastic, making little jokes nobody hears.
Classic.
What'd you say?
I don't remember what I said.
Uh-oh.
I said, I don't remember what I said.
Oh, okay.
I said, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, just like that.
Woo!
Yeah, just like that.
I love that.
What do you think?
I think that we need an iron mouse escape room.
That's like observation duty themed.
Alright game developers get on it!
Would you go to a scapegoat with our mouse?
I would. Absolutely.
Really?
Yeah. You're like trapped in like a cell in hell and you get to like get out.
It's a little pink and mouse themed.
I think it could be the hip-hot new attraction.
I think at the end of the escape room you have to say like I love iron mouse
And that's like the final puzzle like you have to say it and there's a big video compilation
And in the end of the escape room you need to sing all the words like cry for me and you just perform it
If not you can't leave. Yeah
Yeah
Have a great. Every single lyric
And you have to do the dance
You have to sing all the words and be like cry for me
What?
Do it!
Umm...
Play, play, play, play!
Christ!
Wee, wee, wee, wee!
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!
God!
That's pretty good!
Yeah.
Yeah, it'll be a multi-room escape room and in one of the rooms they play Easy Street the whole time you're inside.
Oh my god!
Like you, you win like a little Negan cosplay?
Yes.
But like, oh my god, mouse mixed with Negan,
so it's like pink and spiky, but like.
Funny.
Funny.
I sent something in a group chat.
oh oh oh my god oh classic buff you're talking we haven't been able to hear you
this entire time my dog is high as fuck bro she
I love like the high dog sorry I'm medicine
Huh, that's that's that's for anniversary. I like that. Yeah
That's great
Yeah, I basically am I basically am gonna do it. Yeah
And you're gonna like it.
I noticed the design detail on it, which I think is cute.
Yeah.
But I don't want to spoil it, but...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
You like it?
I like it too.
I like it. I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like you.
I like you too.
I like you.
No, I like you.
No, I like you
I'm doing the next one
Run it fuck it check it. I'll get it. I'll get a first try and forget no way. Ain't no way you would
Imagine
I'll give you one chance
Do you know what it let's see how far I can go with just randomly guessing
Give you one chance to do it
The shy wants to die
I don't know what he wants me to do.
Please stand clear.
Why do you say that?
Why would you say that?
Don't say a shia bun!
Why would you say that?
What? I'm not allowed to say it but you guys all the time just say it.
No, you're not allowed!
You're happy people don't say that.
I'm allowed to say it?
No, you're not.
Seriously, when the happy guy says!
I stopped saying it, cause we're not saying it.
Nothing can make me stop saying it.
Make sure you talk guys!
Push the tub button!
Nothing can make me stop saying it.
Hey, go look!
We're ill!
I'm ill!
There's an anomaly. This guy is different. It's an anomaly.
Now he's back to being an old man.
Man.
Man.
Is it supposed to be like severance?
Yeah, it's like severance.
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I did so good!
I did so good!
I GOT HALF WAY!
Hand me...
I did so good!
I knew it.
There's a pattern to it, baby! Game design!
It's random!
It's a...
Okay, maybe it's not as random as you...
It's an anomaly!
What do you mean?
Oh my god.
I don't know what everything's supposed to look like, sir.
Don't worry, Candy. I do, I do.
Oh, do you now?
I do.
What do you know?
I know!
Dima!
There's a door cracked at the end.
A door?
At the end.
It's supposed to be like that.
I think it's good.
Uh-oh, we're on.
Let go of things beyond your control.
Don't put energy into matters that are not meant for you to hold.
Where's the poster?
Where's mine?
Is this good?
Oh, I don't know, Candy. There could be a small difference.
But there wasn't.
But there wasn't. Now what's there?
But there was not, Candy.
Wait, this says, this says worker one dis, this says deceased, is that normal?
Yes.
Yeah, sometimes people are deceased.
Yes.
Oh, the painting is different.
That used to be the solid blue.
The painting's different.
I'm learning as I go.
It's so good.
We always been on floor four?
Uh, I think so, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay
Anomaly where this board should be in the other corner on in the room. Wait, how do you know that?
How did you remember such a thing
Should we tell her?
Anomaly?
Did you take pictures of everything?
Anomaly.
You take screenshots for the room.
I'm always taking screenshots.
Oh shit.
Screenshot me.
Ha ha ha.
That sounds like a song.
Screenshot me, screenshot me.
That's my latest song.
Oh my god, stocks are up.
So, what?
Stocks are up.
Stocks are way up.
Dude, they're fucking up, bro.
Making that money, Andy.
Money, you look sickly
Yeah, thanks. You don't look good. It looks like you've been infected by something
Yeah, it's all loving you it makes me sick as well
I'm gonna you're stuck in here until shy I picked so yes or no. I'm not moving. Sorry
What was your life now? I was searching. I was searching
I don't know what to do with this pal that I've gone
Hey, do you want to look at the room?
Shia, help!
Are we good?
Shia, I can't tell if it's wrong in here
We can't get out!
We're trapped!
I'm trying to look
I'm trapped, Steph Shia
I wouldn't know
Help me
Candy doesn't let me do anything fun
So I can't see
Help me
Okay, we're just going to send it
Help!
Shia, you can go in now
I moved out of the door!
I moved out of the way!
There was something wrong.
It's because I moved out of the way.
I should have never moved out of the way.
I told you, I told you.
So when we're thinking about it, you're...
Thought about it.
The clock is a brown.
The clock.
The clock.
The clock clock.
Oh.
Who's this?
Oh shit, there's a tiny thing here.
It's a big gnome!
Oh, it's a big gnome!
There's a gnome!
Ugh, he's not supposed to be there.
He's not supposed to be there? No.
There's a gnome in there.
Is he hot?
No.
Not a hot gnome.
No, no, no, I don't got some girls so much.
Oh, got some girls?
I know
There might be something wrong. Yes, I are bells. If your gut says there's something wrong then press it. I
Say there's nothing wrong
But I think something wrong and I trust Shia. I
With my whole entire life and if I die I die by his hand
I die I died by his hand and his hand alone
My death belongs to you my life belongs to you
To me. Yes
You are the keeper of my death
What's the anomaly
So I make my move!
What is he looking at?
G-Mart's looking at weird shit.
What is he looking at?
G-Mart, what are you looking at?
Did she- oh.
Did you know in Australia they like block all pawnsides?
You can't look at porn in Australia?
That's like Australia.
No.
Unless you like- I think you have to like age verify with like actual ID and stuff.
What the fuck?
But how do you look at porn in Australia?
You don't.
You don't!
You know it, you know it, you know it.
You know it, you know it, you know it, you know it.
You've changed so much now,
then could you use to look at porn every day?
I don't know, I can't use my imagination.
Actually, I read books.
Books has...
Oh, you can read your porn, I think.
Oh, girl, I read and write it.
It's delightful.
Right, yeah, obviously.
Is it like video porn or do they block like...
I don't know what they're blocking.
I don't know what they're rocking.
I'm scared to like look.
I'm just gonna live in my bubble.
I'm just like...
What's that gonna do to people?
They're just gonna go to like un-monitored websites.
They're gonna go to worse places I think.
You can... basically, Bornhub is all pop-ups.
I don't know.
Do you have Pornhub being podcast is awesome.
It's just so podcast.
Podcast?
Dude, that's sick.
Yeah, because I blocked all the adult content, so it's just all the non-adult content, so
it's just podcast.
It's just podcast.
Let's come up for a podcast on Pornhub.
Podcast.
Should we be posting there?
On Pornhub?
Yeah, for the podcast.
For the podcast?
I watch a podcast on Pornhub.
Yeah.
Do they be awesome?
Thanks.
Imagine like I don't know if there's anything wrong. Okay, it might be good then. Let's do it
What if it is it? No, there's water on the ground candy
Say I was gonna say I don't
Now this one's got to be safe
Mark my words! Mark my moves! Mark my moves! When I make my turn! When I make my new!
You're free to check the king! No you can't! There must be another way!
You want to get this done or not?
I wish I was a slug, dude.
I thought you were going to say something else.
I need to get a slug.
I already am.
I wish I was a slut.
I already am.
I'm an inefficient slut, though.
Inefficient slut?
Yeah, I was, you know.
Well, you know, we'll never take your podcast on a world tour. Yeah, I think that we are.
What do you see?
Statistically, I'm saying we're fine, but okay, send it candy send this one
Candy Candy.
SEND IT!
GET IT, CANDY!
I said it.
I said it.
I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate you!
Candy's the test-tapes!
Sorry, I'm waiting.
Is his book correct?
I bet you this...
I bet you this one's also going to be safe.
I'm the next who's going to have it on the list.
I'm not even gonna run now.
Huh? Hey? Hey, Angela's everything.
I'm not gonna go down to the end of the day, B.
I'm kinda like the fact I don't help around the other room.
Guys, it's an old man in the back room!
What's he doing? Oh.
He's drunk, I think.
Or stupid. One of the two.
That's me on my medication.
What do you think about this?
I can do this.
It's not trying to.
If I wanted to, I'd be really good at it.
Dude, we should do that sometime.
We should.
I already do that.
He has the virus, the rage virus.
Oh, 28 days.
28 days.
virus oh 28 days like 28 I like I like I like when a zombie thing isn't just
dead bodies being re-entered entirely I like when it's a like a oh I watch the
bone temple I tried watching it I got bored and then G-Mart showed me the
ending of it and I was like I'm glad I didn't wait for the second movie the 28
years later there's two of them okay I didn't really like the first one I like
28 days later okay well there's 28 days there there's 28 weeks later and there's
28 years later one and two yeah was bone temple very good any good okay I
i would be a hundred percent honest with you i watched the bone temple
i didn't hate it
there's an anomaly what what is it
it's right here
isn't it my penis?
what is the anomaly?
Oh yeah, that's an anomaly, alright.
That's pretty...is that...?
That's pretty cool.
Anomaly...
What if that's normal?
I feel like...the Bone Temple movie...
Was like...two different movies in one.
I don't know what the Bone Temple is.
Guys, old man!
Uh-oh.
Anomaly.
Are we sure it's an anomaly? He might just be a confused old man.
No, it's an anomaly.
Why does it have such dramatic music for an old man? Are you shitting himself?
He's gonna shit himself.
He's gonna poop himself.
We did it!
Excellent work, operators.
It's just so much faster.
Flash G-Mart.
This is not a cat.
This level just felt like way easier.
Is it an easier level?
It's like the first level.
Uh...
Before we release you, one final precaution.
We've gathered all local witnesses under the pretense of a routine group fighting.
Let them take a picture.
I'll have you killed, candy!
Approach the camera and take a look.
Say cheese, candy!
I'll say cheese, candy!
I'll have you killed, candy!
I'll have you killed, candy!
I'll have you killed, candy!
Say cheese, candy!
oh
oh guys we did it oh you see shy you said you didn't think you can do it but we did it
shy you said you couldn't do it but we did it we did it
We did it!
We did it!
I got halfway through it by just pure guessing.
Dude, that was crazy.
We did it!
Yeah.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it so fair.
We did it.
We did it.
In record time.
We did it.
Yeah.
That was pretty good.
Yeah.
That was pretty sick.
Yeah!
That was pretty cool.
um yeah that was pretty bad I love playing games with my friends and
hang out with my friends but now I'm gonna go to bed
oh yeah bedtime sounds good okay what are you gonna do all right I'm gonna get
What am I going to do?
I don't know, what are you going to do?
What's up with you guys?
What's up with you guys?
What's up with you Candy?
Yeah Candy.
Yeah Candy.
Yeah Candy.
Trying not to throw up still, maybe, but I'm chilling.
What?
You're throwing up.
Yeah.
You're throwing up Candy.
Not just my tummy, I just, I don't know. I just, I get motion sick and then on my body is like, rejected life.
Was it the nuts?
Yeah, was it all the nuts?
Oh, the macadamia poison.
Was it the nuts?
No, it has to be the nuts.
No, it has to be the nuts.
Macadamias.
No, no, no.
I don't know. I feel like it's the nuts.
It was the nuts.
No, no, no.
Um, what is it?
What is it?
You what do you buy?
What are you?
Well if you're serious I don't want to force you to do anything.
Oh no.
What would you put on the table?
To offer.
Gulp.
Gulp.
You didn't think that far ahead?
No.
I never think that far ahead.
I think what's in front of me?
Dude I want a big old...
What?
Big ol' snack in front of me.
Oh!
Yeah, I want a big ol' snack in front of me.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You want to try it?
Snack?
Oh.
That's a meal, that's not a snack.
Damn, okay.
Wow.
Ooh!
I'm sorry she said that shy.
That's okay.
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm used to a lot of these things now.
What the hell?
Yeah. Well that was fun guys.
I love you all.
I love you!
Everyone of you.
I love you!
I love everyone of you.
I love all of you.
I love you too.
I love you.
I love you.
I think I love you.
And I think I love you.
I think I love you.
No, no, no, no.
I think I love you.
I'm breaking the loop, I'm karate chopping the loop, I'm breaking it, I'm breaking it.
Oh, so you hate me.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I couldn't hate you if I tried.
True.
And I tried.
You tried!
You tried?
What?!
What?
Alright, well I'm going to bed.
Good night guys, love you, good night.
Good night, love you.
Good night, love you.
Good night, love you.
Good night, love you.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
What do you got to play?
What did you put, make your offers?
Small fry?
You want to hear my office?
I mean, oh, actually, no, because if you don't, I thought you, I thought you had something.
That's why you were like, what do you do?
Oh, I always have something on my sleeve.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
What do you mean?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You're nothing, nothing.
No, I just.
Kenny, what is?
I just love you.
I just submit my time.
Okay.
Yes.
Well, first off.
Yes.
What if we had a pixel real?
Oh my god, okay.
What if we had a pixel real?
Okay, why not?
What if we had a pixel real?
What if?
What about peaks of slice?
God.
Yeah!
Why are you crying?
What if?
No, I'm so excited.
You know for a first person
There's a game that's that came out that
Chad has been asking me to play it, but I think it will be good with the full I
Think it I think it's like I think it's a squad of foil. Oh
What what is it called it's called toxic commando? Oh
It's like left for dead, but like crazier
But I think we need four people because I think just two people is too much. It looks really psychotic
Jesus yeah, that was
Yeah, I get I see what you're I see what you're putting down. Do you see what I'm putting down?
I do see what you are you reading what I'm putting down. I
Am I'm I picked it up as a piece of paper in front of me and I'm examining it. Are you
I am I am I'm looking at the pizza shop game. I
Played it yesterday. It's pretty fun, but I play it by myself and I didn't play it long because I got tired
Okay, I'm willing to give it a try
And I'll let you know if it's if it's killing me because I caught my only issue is when it's like
It's some some games get me and like as in make me feel sick and some like that that one only game
It's just when there's like a lot of pivoting the camera quickly like the fucking like fast-food
Simi
Know that one time we try to play we run the restaurant that I mean that made me so you know the worst case
That fast food simulator ended up making me sick, too
Yeah, it's just it's that I think it's what it's a really tight camera and you're just like pivoting a lot
It just makes me the day that I played with you
I was on a lot of meds, so I didn't feel it, but then I played it again
another time and it made me extremely motion sickness and I wasn't on medicine
that day I was like oh shit yeah I do I do need to like I need to just like buy
drameen and then just take it I don't I might I said this I said this is a G
mod I don't know if this is a fair thought but I'm kind of afraid of
becoming like dependent on needing like anti-motion beds to stream and that
Like I don't want to I don't want to be like that where I like just have to take one every time before I stream
So I'm trying to like I see make myself because like I don't want to I already take like
man, I don't know like have some other things I like
So
The multiplayer is a little different. It's not co-op
The
What the piece of
It's not it's not it's not caught one. How do you play it together? Oh?
We don't take a day. We could play against each other
I
Okay, is it okay? We have to compete
Okay
It's called infernal kitchen mode, and we have to it's a contest where we serve pizzas to unstar
Okay.
Are you scared?
Uh, yeah.
You're tough competitor, so I'm scared.
But Collap is coming soon.
Okay.
I mean...
I'm looking at the intro cinematic
and it I want to say it looks hand-drawn and I want to believe that it's hand-drawn
Yeah, I
Appreciate I want to believe it too if it if it wouldn't have said that it wasn't I would have never played it. I
don't play
Yeah, I mean it's hard to dodge because a lot of people just keep
it like it's an insidious race it looks it looks very hand-drawn so I
appreciate that all right please this is my region I selected my region you will
say east I'm gonna host a game for me and my friend
That's it!
Oh my god, wait! There's teams!
We can have more people on our team?
Oh shit, it shows a connection code. Hold on, I gotta get out.
Too close, somebody's gonna join us.
Hold on, I can't show chat the code.
People will join.
People will join the theme.
They can't join the theme, little bro! They can't join the theme!
I'm going to remake the lava, it's just going to be us.
Are you scared?
No, that's good.
Sound apprehensive.
No, no, I was laughing because I was just, someone in chat said G-Mart and C-Dog on the
enemy team.
And I was like, Jesus Christ, they were fucking, like, no, no, but also I wouldn't
No, because Gmod's good at games, I don't want to go against him.
He could be on your team.
But he's sweaty.
He could be on your team.
I would have to invite somebody else.
I can see if Boon's available.
No.
No, no.
Look at this big boss.
Girls night.
Girls night!
No!
Girls night, pizza time.
But like, not that I...
Not that I...
It was more just the concept of like,
trying to compete against Gmod.
I'm like, girl, he'll fucking crush me.
I don't want to do that.
He's just really good at games and I'm like I have grandma reflexes I posted the code in chat
I was hanging out with Stripin and some other people and your USA Witch
What?
What?
It is...
I guess I'll just do auto.
I thought you would say easy.
Yeah, I just said auto.
So I think I'll just pick whatever you said.
Let me in.
I'm on in.
Um, but no, he was, uh, whenever I'm in a call with people and I see someone typing,
I assume the type in a tell me to like, shut up.
What?
Cause I was like, like, if I'm in a, if I'm in a call with someone, like, or in a group
call and I see someone typing to me, I'm like, oh, they're texting me to tell me
to shut the fuck up.
I'm being weird, aren't I?
No!
I love you, just like, I love you, and I'm just like, oh, that's nice.
Oh, sweet.
Okay.
Um, oh, it's got the good camera where I'm looking ghost.
I love that.
Where did I see you all the way?
Oh my God, this is like Hell's Kitchen.
Oh.
Wait, there's these two big guys here.
Racing against the clock to wash dishes, prep fresh ingredients, and organize their
stations.
setting the stage for flawless service worthy um me prepare well me prepare
I don't are you gonna prep I I mean I'm putting place down you're putting home
I guess. I'm a Russian ingredient.
What the f- I don't even know what the ingredient is.
Oh, over here. Over here.
Oh, fuck. That's so cool.
That's so cool. I don't think you think it's cool.
Oh, it's really cool. I'm so excited to have to frantically come get all this stuff.
I don't think you think it's cool.
But the hell does it eat? Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god! This is so cool.
I have to grab individual fucking onions one at a time.
I'm gonna die. I think I'm gonna die in this house.
I don't need to be here with you no time.
Okay me pizza man, me need dough.
What?
Dough pizza, pizza dough.
I got an order that I got to make.
Wait, is that for your for me?
I'm team B. Are you team- oh I don't see your order.
Oh they want a Bianca pizza.
Hey where's the cool- where's the cool pizza music?
They turned off the pizza music on us.
They want us to be serious.
They like, they certainly did not give us enough time.
No, 60 seconds is not enough time.
Why are they telling me that I can't, where is it?
60 seconds isn't enough time to prepare for a pixel.
Like, what the heck?
Oh my God, he missed.
What's wrong?
I, uh, I don't,
you know how to make a pizza I mean you need to look at that you need to look
at the recipe I can make the I have to make the dog there's no way I have to
make the dog scratch but of course you do
I forgot how to make the Bianca pixel.
I need an eggplant, I don't know what the fuck that is.
Whatever sauce that is, oh this sauce.
And there you okay.
Uh huh.
What's wrong?
Um, what is, what is any of the ingredients?
All the ingredients are over here!
Like what?
No, no, no. Like, the salt and stuff. It's like on the table.
No, no, no. It's here. It's in here. It's all in here.
It's all in here.
You gotta roll out the dough. Don't forget.
What's wrong, Candy? You sound like you're not having a good time.
Um, I wanted to just timing out as I stare blindly at the fucking pictures of things on
those shelves. Um, this is like such a dog shit restaurant
that I'm operating.
I think my restaurant's great and they're gonna love it. I think everybody's gonna love it.
Yep, you do. I agree, I agree.
I think my customer left.
Yeah.
You know what?
We're the bulls.
They don't deserve food anyway.
Wait, did you like- It's my cheeks are real.
You played- you played- you played this?
I did, I played solo though, I didn't know.
SCARBLE GET OUT OF MY RESTAURANT!
I did play it solo and I played it on casual mode, not this mode.
Um, how do you make- I'm gonna go cheat. How do you like make dough?
Oh, you gotta get the ingredients.
Wait, did you not? Oh, you didn't put your workstation down. Hold on
What's a workstation?
You gotta go to this right and then you press E
Go to the counter and press E. You're gonna put the workstation down for dough shake, cut, and chop
Oh!
Oh!
I didn't want my pizza. I'm throwing it in the garbage.
That's okay. I'm gonna make the best margarita pizza
and they're gonna frickin' love it.
I just figured the pizza's out of myself, I just candy wanted to play, look at me.
Oh, I think you wanted to play Toxic Commando.
I'm having such a good time I think you don't know what the hell you're talking about I've
lost this is not for this is not for the people that we are this is not for one
person on each side this is like a this is this is definitely a two person at
least a minimum like two if not three-person thing wash dishes are
I'm good. I think I still have dishes. Don't worry.
Okay, I think we need more people to play this mode.
Yeah.
Dude, it's so precise.
It is very precise. I love my team to come to be on your team.
Oh, nice. We can make one pizza.
Yeah, we'll make one pizza together.
Did you make the dough? See, you take the dough, you put it there, and then you got to...
...flash. Press E, and roll the dough out.
Iron Mouse, I love you so much. This is not... we can't do this.
Not to be a negative Nancy. Not to say nothing about nothing.
But I just... see this bitch... I'm stretching.
is that pizza it looks great it's a
pizza
I put it on the saucing station
you can't put it in the oven yet why is there a fucking salt
ok I put the work space here put the
sauce station on there
the difference of like
The tool.
Now put it there and we got to get the sauce from the room.
Hey look.
Where is it?
See, take this can of sauce.
Now put the sauce on the pizza.
pizza. You can't put too much. It depends on the type of pizza. Some pizzas don't require
certain percent. You need to refer to the recipe. The recipe. The recipe, candy. The
Roba 50% and I scraped some sauce off her
I'll just put that over there grab that I got don't worry
You need you need I think it's cheese broccoli some meat and some olives
Can we take the sheaths or...?
No, no, no, no, go on, tell me more about it.
I'm listening. I'm listening to the attention.
The sheaths! The sheaths! Now you need to set up the cutting station.
Oh, I will.
I will set up the cutting station up right here.
Why is there three kinds of cut? What is that about?
And then you cut the cheese.
Well, the other ones are automatic cutters.
Oh.
I think that's the type of cheese it uses.
Or maybe I'm wrong.
I think it's the other type of cheese.
I think I grabbed the wrong cheese.
This is...
This is good.
requires three slices of cheese the rum is dead it timed out marinara that's the
one we're doing now I can't carbonara is is no sauce five slices of cheese four
onions three meats and three peppers you are so cute
did you run away we are not no I'm just sort of standing still thinking about my
life you are my favorite we are not this is we're gonna I'm gonna alter for right
now when I just do that I'm out of the game I'm just gonna alter for out of that
that was deeply unpleasant as an experience that was like that was like
really rewarding if it was it I think if I had the intended experience which is
they're like this is how you make up a basic you know like add each part on a
once I got I'm like a baby at the deep end and then they hit me the head with a
hammer like I had no shot I didn't paddle in the in the kiddie pool I got
thrown in the ocean with the sharks
You win one pizza game I won
You won I wanted I didn't even need to do anything
You want you won through she'll like you tried to teach me and I did respectable
You did you know what you were talking about
Yes
I think it's well designed and delivers on the experience of, it's like that cooking simulated
game just in general, it's like very detailed, I think that if you like that kind of gameplay
it would be very very satisfying but um i that was like well what do you want to do now
i would say slay this file but
i don't want to take away your actual plades
You should be free. You should do whatever you would like to do.
I'm free to do anything I'd like to do.
You could do... You could tell me to do anything. I'll do whatever you want. What do you want to do?
You would?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Except for a block of any kind, because I can't bother downloading it.
But what if we try to talk to the commander again?
Okay!
and zombies sure oh you would try it for real yeah it's just a it's 53 gigabytes so
uh hell of a little that's gonna take oh my god wait you're in australia i forgot
how long do you think it would take you yeah it's fine we'll see
it has very positive reviews
Oh
There's a tutorial you have to get to all I just paid tutorial before it's like 40 minutes
my god, okay
40 30 okay 31 minutes 30 is going down
Maybe it'll be okay. That's good
27 minutes 24 minutes
That's good
yeah but you're gonna play the tutorial yeah
I'll play the tutorial okay I've been on a zombie kick lately I yeah I feel like I
am always ready to be in a zombie kick I love I don't know what it is I think
well I do know I started playing I started watching fear the walking dead
Oh, how is that? I've never actually watched it.
I think it's pretty good.
I feel like it might be...
It's a completely different vibe from Walking Dead.
Yeah, I feel like once you get further into it, I think you
Based on what I've seen. I think you lose what makes it special because it was kind of like they're that early stage
What happened between like yeah, well I?
Just like the logistics of making like survival bases. I think that's what I like about zombie stuff
It's like how people reap up this existing structures to make like cool bases. I think that's a big part of why I like zombie stuff
I don't know I don't think I like you're the walking dead I don't hate it I feel like it's
like trying to figure out what it's gonna be does that make sense yeah but it's not
like the walking dead but the vibe is so different first off it's like well there's so much
like latino stuff and it is like very it's walking dead latino edition oh yeah
but it's like I don't know like the approach of everything is so different
that's interesting yeah are you gonna watch like the Neegan and Maggie
spin-off and stuff. I'm curious what will happen. The main characters in the show are so strange.
In Feather Walking Dead? Well I just feel like there's like there was so much potential and stuff
but like so like one of the main characters is like a heroin addict.
He's like a heroin addict and I'm like oh this is interesting we're gonna see how he like you know
How he survives and how he kicks his heroin addiction in a zombie apocalypse and shit
And then it was just like in one day. He was over it
It was like over heroin in a day
One day passed and he was already he was already over it bro, and I was like what the fuck that's not
that's not that easy you know yeah and then I did your mom character the mom
she's like she's fucking crazy I thought I was gonna hate her but I don't hate her
actually like her cuz she's cycle she's like she she will like do anything so
like protect people and some of her like some of her like motivations and stuff and
the stuff that she does is like whoa and I was like whoa okay but then the dad is
like annoying it's like a family it's like a family but I don't know I heard
is bad after like the first like four seasons so.
Oh jeez I didn't know one for that long.
Just like the walker when you're dead.
Oh walking dead dude I'm so biased.
I liked it till like end of season.
I like up till the end of season.
Four and then pot of season five and then I like Negan
but I don't really like everything else going on.
Very basic.
I like that Alexandria, partially, but I'm like, everything off to the assault.
I like this. I like seasons one through eight.
And then like nine, 10, 11.
Oh, my God.
Like, after the Legion arc, oh, my God, it was so
it was like a chore to get through the rest of the show
to get through like the whisperer stuff and the Reaper stuff.
I was like yeah and then the commonwealth stuff happened and I got interested in it
Oh the commonwealth this is crazy. This is cool, and then it ended and I was like
Okay, yeah, I I think I fell off like mid-season 7 because I because I did end up watching more of it
But I like I just I because I used to watch it every week with a friend of mine, and then we both just kind of fell off once
like it got
to a certain point we just like stopped watching and then I kind of like just moved on like
I got what I wanted out of it and then I would constantly see spoilers because of like Tumblr
back of the day so I would keep tabs on it but like in a way where I was like I'm just
I don't know.
Well I told chat I'm glad that like I'm watching it now and I didn't watch while
I was airing because I think I would have like read it.
Yeah, that's why I watched Game of Thrones recently.
Pissed all.
You watched Game of Thrones?
Game of Thrones?
Yeah, I watched Game of Thrones.
Well, I've been watching because I like parts of it.
But I'm also very, I like sets and I like costuming, so it's like fun from that angle.
Wait, how much have you watched?
Oh, I know all the spoilers for like how it ends and stuff, but I'm up to like
I think I'm up to like sort of season seven so it's
I'm just going down that last season was just so bad
Yeah, I just feel like
They ruined so much shit. It's the same shit. Oh my god
This always happens bro. It happened with stranger things and stranger the first season was so good
And then it was just like what the fuck is going on and then it happened with fucking Westworld
That shit the first season was so great. Oh my god
And then what the fuck did they do to Westworld though? Like they fucking ruined Westworld
Yeah
It always happens that way bro. I used to watch Trueblood
I loved Trueblood and the first season was great and then what the fuck did they do to Trueblood?
I always do this shit, bro
I I've been watching I've been making G-Mart watch firefly with me. Oh, which is really good
Haven't I haven't 14 episodes
Really sure it's really good. I really like it. I thought everybody on the internet is a obsessed with that show. I
Think it's only because it didn't have a bad ending. It just got canceled something
It's like everybody on the internet loved that show. It was everywhere. Everybody was talking about it.
Yeah, well it's just, it's just like really, it's a really good cast. It feels, this is such a weird comparison.
It kind of reminds me of Andor, where it's like that, just like small slice of life sci-fi stuff.
stuff because I feel like whenever you watch like space shows it's always about
people that have really advanced tech and they're like out having like space
battles and stuff like that but the Firefly of the Serenity ship is like
designed to not have guns so they can't really solve stuff with like it's
it's kind of like space done without like space combat and there's still is
combat aspects but it's like it's leaning more heavily on like the
western aspect so um yeah I don't know I just like I just like Firefly I just
feel like people like people are as passionate about that as like I feel
like supernatural which is another thing that I like I never really watched
super like I watched a few episodes supernatural but I never like watched
supernatural I can't say that I've watched it you know I mean mm I you
know I think that Firefly is one of those shows where you it's kind of like
ironically like The Walking Dead where it's kind of like there's a certain
phenomenon where like you when you're watching it you can like imagine
yourself as part of the crew or like how you would fit into it and I think
it's got that escapeism aspect right so I'm like oh like if I was like like if
I was in the crew like I'd be in this role and I'd be doing this part
I think that's kind of like, which I think supernatural like I don't know
I think when shows have like a they feel accessible like yet you want to hang out
with the crew and be part of it it's like easier to get into it whereas like
there's like some other shows where it doesn't it doesn't feel as like homey
or like a gang do you want to hang out with I guess I don't know I don't have
homies right phrase but it's more like a bit like a close tight-knit group of
It's kind of like the same thing when you watch like streamers and you like seeing like a group of string streamers hanging out
It's like fun to watch
Yeah
Aren't you like people they have banter and then like like you're part of it. Yeah, I have my life. I feel sometimes
Was a huge fan of both supernatural and firefly when they both came out five supernatural goes down
Yeah, I just like watching bad at season eight. Well, like when I'm riding
I'm braiding a lot to watch stuff that kind of matches that because it keeps my brain in that.
Oh, that's good.
That's why I like...
Do you want to be like, we should watch this and I'm like...
No.
No, I need to be in fantasy sci-fi mode.
Oh, I need to be in this particular mode. I need to watch something in that vein.
Is that what you're writing? Oh, sci-fi fantasy?
I wrote romcom size of life based on if you've got mail like little bookstore lady
I'm getting that edited I'm writing a low fantasy epic which is kind of like
blood-borne mixed with a game with a song of ice and fire about like blood and
with vampires and werewolves and stuff and then I also wrote a superhero romance
story for funsies which is just like my I just kind of like with I've written
But I was like at 19 I came up with like a superhero universe and so I'm just revisiting that for funsies
Oh my god, the game just started playing
Oh, I just opened it and it just started talking to me
Wait, this is pretty cool
Oh yeah
Yeah, what the fuck
Wall
I have a solution on route that will finally break this terrible stalemate
If the team
Excited in 16 minutes don't worry. Did you want did you want to get you said you want to have
Would anybody else want to play with us?
No, I don't want to play games with us.
I'll ask.
I could.
Okay.
We'll do a stream.
There.
I slide, I slide into your hands.
You want to play games with me?
Yeah, I always want to play games with you.
Okay.
I just like to double check, because sometimes I just want to make sure that you want to play games with me.
I don't want to crowd it, your special space, that's out of the way.
This is your special space.
You can invade my space any time.
Oh no, there's voice chat in the game.
Dude, I would be, if I had the ability to do so, I would be in your space.
And when you watch me, you'll hear all of it.
You can be in my space any time.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Well, Boone was like asking the play games earlier, now he's disappeared.
Is it really a tutorial?
Classic game.
I'm gonna put Gmod on the face there.
Oh, Gmod.
Yeah.
We'll see what he says.
Is this like a movie?
Last time it was, um, he did.
I gotta know what's in it.
Number one rule, being a toxic commando.
Here we go.
Walter.
You dropped the toxic commando shit already, Jesus.
You need a brand!
Somebody offers me 250 lards to steal a case and drop it off.
I don't ask what's in it.
Well, a John Carpenter...
Making games...
It's each, right?
250 each.
Yeah, I think so.
Looks bigger in person.
You know what I was thinking one the other day?
No.
I'm sad that the Evil Dead game didn't work out.
Yeah, you weren't really excited about that.
I was very excited about that game and I thought it had potential and I thought it
curbing great and it just died.
Yeah.
I don't really recall much about it.
Yeah.
Yeah. Is this somebody who knows an evil dead game? Yes, there was!
We played it like twice.
We played it twice.
No one talked about it, no one cared about it, and I just...
I just died.
Hmm.
It's not.
And fly forward.
You will not stop for anyone.
Anything.
Anything?
When you read Anna's breath.
I saw, I, I said that link.
Oh, there was like the Halloween game that's coming out.
It's on the right station.
What the fuck?
Dude, how are we going?
I'm still going!
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Fuck this!
No you don't!
Hey, I'm trying to get this fucking fleshy that I saw.
Oh, you did?
What the hell was that?
Come on, I'm gonna go.
I guess this is very true.
I need to play here.
Whatever it was, wrecked our ride.
Okay, I understand that you cleared the fleshy that I saw.
Alright.
I
What were those things?
Were they gonna kill us? Eat us?
We'll figure it out later.
Right now, we have to get out of here.
The car's not gonna fix itself.
Bet I could use these spare parts on the car.
We should grab gas before we go.
Oh. Oh, brother.
Tell me you're still looking for gas.
I got all the gas, I got all the gas.
I guess I have to pick one, oh that's a really dry car.
Get in the car, now!
Oh
Oh
This is beyond
Oh my God!
Oh, hey, what's up, bud?
Huh!
I'm hit and I'm hit!
Oh, the speeding area! There's gonna be supplies here!
Hopefully, what will it?
I'll take anything that we can defend ourselves with.
Holy.
One more gas inside.
I think we just fell in the map bar.
This doesn't look like a game about carpentry. I think it looks like a fun carpentry game.
Wait.
Oh.
Ah!
That is a frickin' car.
You see?
Use the wrench on that car.
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see?
You see? Use the wrench on that guy!
I knew we'd need a wrench someday!
If I'm driving you out of me...
That's gonna be the elephant!
Shut up!
Boom!
How far have you been all my life?
I do have one experience.
Maybe these things can give us some defense.
I like this one better, mouse stop, stop the work, what if I need more gas, come here
How do we...
Get out.
List of things?
I guess that computer console opens the elevator.
There we go.
Open elevator.
Where's it?
I'm pulling the elevator. Come on over, elevator.
Uh-oh.
Um...
Holy!
Oh
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
There's like something bad that just functions.
It's ringing up.
Come on, Don. Get out of here.
We can use the car as the empty.
Ew, what the fuck?
Wait, did none of you start the elevator?
How long is this?
The tutorials?
I'm just glad the bullets and electricity hurt you, you're being like all the bells and whistles on the car.
Nice work on the car, Walter. You're never picking the jobs again.
That's fair.
That's all shit is blocking the tracks!
Hey!
Don't talk to me like that!
All are coming!
Don't let monster be destroyed!
Get out of my car!
Okay, we're going. Let's get the elevator going.
Get out of that vehicle!
How does no one know about this place?
Coverups are easy if you have enough money.
Maybe no one has left a life to tell anyone.
If the young guy has some answers.
Get out my fucking vehicle!
All exits sealed. Readsystems to deactivate.
Uh oh.
I guess we have to leave the larvae.
Nobody give a package so we can find a control panel.
It does here for your sake.
Where is all this way?
Come on, guys!
I'm like in this
get the gold on the other side now
well I'm... I'm...
what do you... EOH?
feels better already
oh
hey
smart
Oh
Smart smarty
This part doesn't suck!
Oh, no!
Bad news!
My sludge must be gone.
He's grabbed the sludge in the elevator with an EMP.
He would carry it with him.
I'll spare you then, all my life!
Oh god!
Shit, no good.
Okay, then right go.
Okay, then right wall.
We're made and on top.
Can we go up there?
Oh my god
Oh no
Wait, I don't know what it means
I get it now
Oh!
Ah!
That's cheap, look, baby!
And then this thing!
Ah!
We are!
Watch the back!
He did!
Yay!
Oh, Frank's just bad.
Okay, please stop.
He's in.
Yay!
He's in.
Yay!
He's in.
Yay!
He's in.
Yay!
He's in.
Yay!
Oh
God
Come on, get me out! Get me out, get me out, get me out!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I'll keep her misplaced.
Oh God.
No way!
The box is dead.
Come on!
Come on, Dan.
Don't be up like this, Clark.
If we work together, we can destroy any gross ass thing!
What?!
Holy shit!
What the f**k you doing?
Just gonna f**k your ass cut and just f**k the ass cut.
There's a f**king vagina monster!
How can one person so slow move up against something so big?
Okay.
That's a good question.
Is that the hamster in the banana picture?
Yes!
Huh.
Yes! Hamster and Banana!
Oh no! What are they putting on his head?
Eddin...
Banana.
I think I finished the tutorial.
This is- my game just loaded a spender in your face.
I don't need this tutorial. I know what I'm doing.
Hey, you're a girl.
Hey, who's this hot grandpa guy?
This kind of reminds me of like, uh, I don't know, Temple might be wrong.
Is that what you're talking about?
He put clothes on her!
of this those vests are the only thing keeping it from a test of sizing in your
brain oh my my insides burning we're getting her to a doctor no doctor in the
world can help you as long as the infection is incurable untreatable
even the vests only by you a week that fuel you were bringing me was the key
killing the beast but you lost the fuel if you want to cure the infection you'll
help me eliminate it at the source
we know that you don't control that thing had you listened to all of my
instructions so it'd be the first line danger fucking monster Jesus why is this
game so crazy this game is a monster are real maybe we're dying it's like
very visually ambitious I feel like I'm used to things being screened off
but I feel like there's like somewhere to look on
yeah
I feel like you're not telling the truth, we'll be aiding an actual shipper
can we get to work now?
you hurt the man, let's go commando
no way
uh uh
doing that
Oh, I see okay
We'll be pelicano Astrid
I'll be miss pelicano. She told I gotta eat a shit burger
I'll explain some things before you head out first your vests provide me with both audio
and video of what you're encountering I'll explain more at the computer terminal
Beautiful man.
How do I feel like I've seen a game like this?
I feel like I've seen it, but I feel like I haven't at the same time.
It's interesting.
Normally the infection would turn you into one of those super-powered monsters.
You'll find the vests only prevent the monster part.
You're welcome.
As you use your powers in the field, your vests will collect telemetry on your energy input and output.
With enough data, I can improve the vest's functionality and enhance your abilities.
The energy inside of you can be channeled into bursts of kinetic projectiles.
Why rely on bullets when you can throw fire from your head?
It's kinda like, yeah, it's kinda like, back to board.
I can be fire!
Left or dead?
You sound like my headphones have like changed settings.
Did I drop all your ears?
No, it's like, um, it's like I'm listening through like a phone or like a thing.
Like my headphones have changed quality, which is weird.
Oh, there's different, there's different glasses I see.
Now we have to go back to this terminal later, the more data points I have, the better you'll
be able to perform.
And now that you're acquainted with the place, we can get to work.
Join me back here.
I skipped the tutorial.
Yeah, you're gonna join me?
I'm not even trying to equal.
How do I invite people?
I'm not even trying to equal.
How do I invite people?
I'm not even trying to equal.
How do I invite people?
I'm not even trying to equal.
How do I invite people?
I'm kinda like, like, out.
It changed my disc code quality and the game quality, like, it's a little different, it's
so weird, yeah.
Oh, top right.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I can invite you with an inlay code.
I'll post it.
That's convenient.
Okay.
That's convenient.
Eight.
All right.
I gave two more to come.
I'm a win.
Death out.
Bruno ran to himself.
He's out.
What a freak.
Alright, I gave. She locked
I'm a win. That's out.
We'll never answer it. So, he's out.
I wouldn't like grandpa, but he's
true.
Okay.
Can you hear me in the ground?
Oh, we're gonna talk in...
Discord?
We should talk in the game.
Can you hear me?
Okay, one...
Yeah, I can hear you.
Whoa, this is crazy.
The mic is insane.
The mic is crazy.
How so?
It's not like you're talking to me from a...
Um, you know a bullhorn?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm confused because I can hear myself.
You can hear yourself?
Like, yeah.
Like I, it's...
Wait, something's wrong here.
Is it me?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's me.
No, I think it was me.
Oh wait.
It was me.
Wasn't you?
Yeah, it was pulling my whole system audio for the night.
Oh.
Sorry.
It still sounds like it's okay.
I'm still getting weird.
Sounds lower quality, but I don't know why it did that work in the game
Yeah, like everything just sounds worse
But like this quarter and and the game
This court and also also Spotify
like every kind of audio is yeah every audio that I through my headphones is
bad I don't know why though don't know but I'm gonna try close I was gonna try
closing the game and then spree okay
Huh
You're ready to get back to work. I was worried to the mission
Mission here no upgrade over here
Come to my workstation, and let's discuss next steps. I don't want to discuss next step with you buddy
What's up here?
What the fuck? What is that?
Oh, I'm buried.
Okay.
Profession's levels?
What's up here?
Basketball?
I'll turn it turning on
Is it that way?
Fuck you!
I don't understand how this works!
I don't know. Never mind. No. It won't act like you know everything. In this world.
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello?
No.
I was having the weirdest experience where like when I loaded up the game, it just crunched
all of my volume, but I'm OK now.
Like every audio sounded bad, but now I think it's fixed.
Alright, balance my audio, I think.
I think it's my audio.
Just to get ahead of this, just go check, is this a sponsor?
No.
Alright, cool.
Why?
I always gotta check if I can give my, like, real opinion on a game, or if I gotta, like,
Oh my god.
Bite my tongue.
You know, you don't wanna-
You never know.
No, it's not a sponsor. I- I- I was curious about this game.
Simply because...
...John Carpenter.
I don't even- Look, I don't even think it's like a bad game, or I have no opinion of the game so far.
I just always, like, the check before I start being, like, dude, this game is doo-doo-ass.
and then somebody's like bro shut the blink up you can pick up the game in my leg
and then like someone suggested it to me in chat and then I got I got like a message from
the company say well we'll send you keys and I was like I want to try the game but it's not
sponsored yeah that's fair that's the best pair I paid 30 bucks for Sid Meyers toxic commando so I'm excited
oh shit
I'm ready
Is this like based on like a movie? Is this like a movie I didn't know about?
I don't know. I don't know what this is based on.
So does anybody in chat know?
I didn't listen. I've just been on a zombie's page.
Imagination.
And the other day I was like, I wanna play that for dead.
And then...
No, I feel you. It's good to just shoot a horde.
Can't really go wrong with just throw a lot of enemies at people.
Oh, that's cool. I don't really read, but
Something I can interact with
I like reading I like have you read have you read toxic commando was it John carpeted he right it?
Who is he uh, what is he? He's the thing right?
Said John carpet there
What?
What it what did John carpet there do?
Halloween.
Halloween.
I think also the thing.
See I knew that. I'm not totally inept.
Oh my god, carpentor.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I invited him.
Bro, he could be like Sid Meier or something.
I don't know what he does.
He's just on the title of the game.
There's classes here.
I don't know if any of you guys are in there.
I said.
If many of you guys are watching this, yeah, there's like classes and shit.
Oh.
If you're done looking around, get to-
I was just gonna shoot stuff.
Why?
I'll do, I guess I'll do medic, I guess.
Bum.
Is it like a sprint?
Nah, I guess we could just infinitely sprint.
Oh, shit.
I teased the medic.
I can heal
What are you?
Get in my special circle!
Wait, have you changed?
I can hold the button now
Ooh, I like this special circle
Get in my special circle!
I'll be drone guy
I think I changed the whole class
Of course you will
What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck?
Is that you think I'm the just drone guy?
Yeah, you're just a drone guy
Yeah, you love drones
He loves drones.
Yeah, you should all send him memes about the bird.
He loves birds.
Did you guys know all birds are drones?
You're right about this.
What are you talking about?
Well, didn't they actually find a bird that was a drone?
Are you trying to scare me more?
Yeah, that's called all birds.
All birds are government drones.
I like birds.
Like, birds aren't real.
You try to tell me if T-Rex became that.
Okay, dude, but then you can tell because of the bones where we talked about this
We talked about this extensively
The bones are not real bird time dilation your black holes. I sort of believe it
I don't buy it
What if time dilation near black holes?
Yeah, and forget it's creation.
We've got things to do.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, we could do it.
Yeah, can't be. Just can't wrap their head around time dilation.
What are you interested in?
How does the cells know the time is different?
I don't think I could know.
It's all people here and suddenly...
Cells are cells.
How do the cells know?
Oh wait, I think we should put private games so that nobody joins us.
That would be...wise.
But then a fourth person would join us.
And then what if they're paid snow or-
They usually don't, but the power they wield at any point is too great for any one man.
You wanna play a normal story or hard?
Why is story easy?
I dunno.
Uh, cause stories for people that don't wanna be challenged, they just wanna be talk-
I wanna be challenged!
I'll play normal!
normal good we'll see the ready up
so it's good tutorial but it's a shoot game shoot guy interact with thing I
played a video game before I played a video game or two you know what well I
thought we could have somebody join us but they don't answer so
I don't fucking answer.
Yes, you lost my package.
I almost died.
I need an alternate fuel source for my weapon, which you'll find at St. Goddard's Church.
Are we looking for Holy Water?
No. Supplies left by the military contractors after the initial incident.
Tendrils are blocking the gate. To get inside, you'll have to destroy the plasmodial nodes that control them.
Find the nodes by following the red vapor trails they produce. Understood?
Got it.
Glad somebody does.
What the fuck?
Spaghetti.
I think I gotta follow the nodes, the nodes, guys.
Wait, look at my drone, my drone is like organic.
Ew, what is that thing?
I don't know, I think it's a bird.
I think this is reminding me of one steven, I think that's what's...
One steven.
Sludgite?
I got the unobtainium, let's move.
It's a zombie.
the location is this like this is like open world that we just like go wherever
we got a compass there is a map if you press tab oh whoa it's pretty big truck
I missed I missed I missed I missed yes it's cool I've been shot
remember I believe it's friendly fire clear the way to the church okay go drone
What is blue go blue drone? Oh, it's not you
I found a truck. Hey, what are these?
Let me feed my weapon. I think it's like a currency. Oh
I have to collect you up this car. There's more
I must hear wait
You in the car?
Yes, there's a big one
I'm coming!
Tick!
Kato, get in!
Alright, uh, somebody guide me to something cool.
Uh...
Uh...
Oh, cool...
There's something there, I don't know where to go.
It feels like, uh, it feels like mud runners or snow runners, or something.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go.
Okay.
Mudrunners or snow runners or something I'm kind of surprised
It was a house here
Yeah, let's stop here
Is this all money? Oh my god, give it to me. Give it to me. I was like what's that thing still? It's money
Oh wait, is that a fountain?
You know I fought it for a mile away.
There's more money over here.
Oh, I think this is making a big deal.
Less money, we're fighting.
Yeah, is that pink thing always supposed to be destroying or not?
No, the things that have the tendrils being up in the air is always supposed to be destroying.
Whoa!
Oh my god. Wait, this guy does like a shield.
Oh. What is this goo? The goo hurts. The goo hurts.
The goo does hurt. Yeah, goo. Don't stand in the goo. That's the toxic.
Oh, we're the commandos. Yeah.
Hey, where is that place?
Yeah, you watched the cutscene. What's like this story? What are we doing here?
we're like infected by like a virus that's like taking over we only have
like a week to live oh so we have to like kill everything
yo this is like a warframe the facts yeah kind of yeah
Oh, I wanna go over there.
Okay.
You're done.
It's programming.
Did you pick up these guns?
Come check this gear out.
Uh, I don't think we can.
I don't have spare parts.
Oh, we need spare parts.
You don't have any.
We gotta go explore.
Wait!
Somebody's coming!
Oh, anyway.
Well...
She was making a whole lot of noise.
Oh my god!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
It's just like Death Stranding! It's just like Death Stranding!
Oh shit! Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
Get him off!
Oh that's a lot of guys!
Do I drive through it?
Yeah drive through it!
AHHHHHHHHHH
WUAH
Oh no no no, the car is fucked
Oh fuck
What the hell, it's a made like a ditch
I think so
I think we gotta get out
OH
Oh my god
HEAL IT HEAL IT HEAL IT
Careful, HEAL IT
What's wrong with you wait also don't forget we need to get out of here.
Yeah, I think the car's wedged. It's over. We walk in.
Jesus.
Alright, I'm not trying to fix this generator.
What is this? Dead by daylight? How do I do this? What am I looking at?
Oh yeah, this thing is weird.
Oh, I see it switched. Okay. Okay. I was like, I don't know how to get it. What am I looking at?
And even more, this car needs to be parked.
I don't get off here all the time.
Okay.
Oh, you want this here?
Oh, shoot the red.
How do I give it to you?
No, no. Good.
Oh, I'm good. I don't want it.
I thought we all got a gun. I guess it's like where we picked it up.
Oh.
Oh, stop.
Yeah.
Oh, we...
Got it.
One's coming for us.
Ow.
Oh my god.
I'm finishing it off.
Okay.
That's like cool.
That's like cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's cool.
The healing marshmallow that's cute.
Right we're done here.
We're done here.
Is that tentacle leg?
Oh it's being hello.
He's like chill.
No not chill.
He's not chill. He's not our friend.
He'll never be our friend.
What the fuck, EW, what is that?
Zombies acting.
I was, I was.
Get some of these.
There's another car here.
There's another car here.
Need a winch?
Yeah.
Where do we get a winch?
Oh, I'm sure there's another car that might have a winch.
Hmm.
Or it's like the ability, like someone has an ability that does that, like enable.
this is just like a random thing we
Oh yeah, art is kind of a broken wall with some like...
Oh yeah...
Hold on.
AHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHH
I'm sure your allies eat you
Oops
Oops and like yell at me about it
I imagine normal is, oh not normal but stories probably like near friendly five
Yeah that's like
Just like easier, less zombies, less damage or whatever
What if we put it in a pod?
Hmm.
We'll be dead.
We'll be dead.
Do not be dead.
Ah!
You found something?
Yeah, there was like a thing that I could destroy.
They could shoot it.
Oh yes, there's healing, there's heals.
Candy is carrying something important.
Protect your teammate.
Oh my god, Candy!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
I'm dead!
What'd you get?
Ehhh!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
something important
feel better already
tarot armor
oh
okay
healthy and healthy
okay my bad
I'll put it down
I'll put it down
is there a turret for this?
what?
baby
I don't think there's anything else for us to do here
always be prepared
oh we have a lot of places
I
Realistic yeah, I was gonna say me in real life after sprinting ten feet me after walking two steps
I'll put down the stairs it's over
We have to go up there somehow
Yeah look up there
That's where the Kakai is
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh god
See this?
The blue, jump around the blue
Maybe like this?
Oh yeah
Oh my god.
How did you?
Oh, I see it.
Climb around here.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I think I thought it badly. Oh my god. Oh god. We didn't we're gonna leave her alone
What
I just got a purple act like the boom grinder
The zombies are called
I'm enjoying it, but then again, I'm very easy to please, you know?
That's so true.
I'm a very easy to please gap. What the fuck?
We gotta move!
That's my ability. I just have to execute things badly.
That's cool.
I don't think it hits you guys though.
Do you want some pepper?
Oh, hey, what the fuck?
Are they shooting back at us?
I don't know, maybe?
You know, it's kind of hard to tell what's going on.
Yeah, just keep shooting.
Oh, is that guy that beat the shit out of me before?
I don't got you. Let her go. It's not working. He doesn't respect to me.
Oh my god.
He tried his mach mach ready, he didn't care.
I'm the bullets left.
I'm actually in.
Oh.
Holy shit!
He's white white.
He wouldn't die.
Oh my god!
But hey, we made it.
We did make it, but that guy fucking wrecked us!
What the fuck?
That was like a lot of specials attacking at once.
That was crazy.
I see it.
Hi.
Aww.
Are you good?
Yeah, I'm so.
Head to the church.
That's my way.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
I see it.
destroy the fuel
This reminds you of when Jim I thought that the letter so I take when whiskey me where I take when whiskey clean
Man, I don't know rock the cash bar, you know
I
Didn't think it would do that
I need ammo so bad, it can be- it can be-
Oh, my mouth.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Oh
The biggest boy you've ever seen
Holy shit, holy shit!
Oh my god!
I'm running out of ammo! I'm running out of ammo!
Get away from me!
Oh he's not! He's coming down here!
Help!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Oh my god, he's crazy!
Are you okay?
I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.
I don't think I'm helping.
But the zombies!
Oh my god, I don't have any more ammo.
Oh my god.
What about a new secondary?
I keep fluctuating between this game is pretty easy and oh my god it's so over and I'll
takes like two special enemies at the same time and I'm like it's done oh my
god that was a lot
I will not let you go on taking a beating here.
I'm dying, I'm dying.
It's okay.
Um.
Well.
Hmm.
Um.
Guns and such.
Oh my god.
I'll try one of these.
Wow.
An ammo.
How do I ping?
I can.
Oh, yeah.
Bollet.
Wait.
I'm going this way. There's a sludge pod. Whatever that means. Holy shit, there's a
lot of currency up here. There's a lot of stuff up there? Wait. I love money. I love
Give me some of that.
Where did you come grab a seed?
I grabbed a seed.
I feel like I can play this match of this.
Despite the fact that I took my son to the stall, I feel like I am actually done after this.
I just feel my motion sickness is continuing and I just feel kind of like gnaw.
I'm sorry.
No one's got to buy this for this?
We gotta get you to Dramamine.
Yeah, we gotta get you to Dramamine.
Wait.
It's not.
It's definitely not this game that's doing it.
just it's it's that I've been like this all day
we're gonna get you some blem-o-moan
you're gonna be medicating gaming
I'm already dead
okay
oh my god
I like when the bot shoots around me and I can see the bullets, hey, are you killing
Zombies coming this way
Yeah, this is gonna be bad
Look on the cliff up a weight there
Do we have do we have grenades? Oh
I don't know what we're gonna do if they get here well, I think we should definitely not
Ah, Penny?
Hey look, they're all on the machine.
Oh, shit.
Um.
Um, so that's where we have to go.
Yeah, so that's the main objective.
And that's where all the zombies are.
I
Know how gunky my guns become it's like covered in viscera. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Oh
Yeah, don't you have a car with a gun well about that
Wait, we could go get one this one around the corner. Let's go get one
over here
They're just like
We're going to leave the car.
The thing doesn't just cinematic until we open the door.
Initially, I thought they were running for us and I was like,
this is just not enough ammo.
Like, there's no way.
They wouldn't do that to us, would they?
There's no way.
There's no zombies in our bullets.
That's openness.
Oh.
Oh
Oh
No, we did a fucking winch
We need a vehicle to get another vehicle to get the car you need the car
The pump away, but we can come in through here
Oh
My
Oh big boy big boy big boy
My god, I got him got you
I
Got it we got the vehicle I mean this will definitely oh
Grand for gas I guess
I'll try this little binky pistol
Cover me! Reload it!
Cover me!
Um, okay.
I don't know if there's any gas.
Guys?
Do you mind keeping me next?
Yeah.
Oh wait, I can't heal yet.
As soon as I heal back, you need healing. You're like dead.
I am pretty fucked up.
Yeah, I haven't seen any healing in a while.
It seems really prevalent when I was walking around but then somehow it all just went wrong
Is this actually like out of gas? It's at like half that'll work
I think we could use it until but we definitely need to find gas fast
And I think
Oh, this is cool
Fuck how easy that was
I need up to three
I'm not gonna make it
Oh, you can heal all the guys
That's sick
Oh
Alright, I'm in the gunner's feet
I have not enough bullets for this.
I'm gonna be fine, we stay in the bar, it's fine.
Holy shit.
The bots shooting like crazy.
He needs to chill.
Two shotguns at this, like it's gonna be anything.
I see. Oh my god.
There's too many. There's too many.
What the fuck?
Wait, we can't bring the car.
Oh, look. That's me.
They haloed us. Come on.
I'm gonna shoot someone from here.
But they haven't noticed us yet.
I got it.
Oh, we need spare parts to fix the game.
Oh.
We've never found any in the- oh my god.
Hey, they're all dead.
Oh wow.
Okay, hello.
You did that, Kati?
Did you do that?
I was throwing my explosion hands out.
Oh.
I think I blew something up in a chain react if we love everything else.
I don't know if that was meant to work, but it did.
I think we were supposed to collect a whole lot more spare parts than we have.
Uh, yeah, I agree.
We've seen none, and they seem to be the, like, currency.
Uh, ammo here.
They're like, here, use all this equipment and I'm like, we're cut.
Yeah, so there's like spare hot springs.
Yeah, we don't have any of this.
So we need more parts then? We need to bring them?
We never got them. I don't think we'll get the chance.
Knock on the church door when we're ready for battle.
Okay, so there's spare parts to the east.
If we keep going straight ahead.
Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, yep.
Better go get them.
Okay, let's load up in the cart.
That's easier.
I'm coming.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Swatter bag. Swatter.
Wait, this game is fun. What the fuck?
Yeah, it's actually kinda cool.
I think I'm gonna need one.
Oh, God.
I gotta think this is the place.
I don't know where it is, I'm just gonna like, spawn.
Oh, hold on, let me get out.
There's some, this way.
There should be in here, right?
I didn't see it, it's in here.
It's in here.
Maybe I missed it.
Somewhere in here.
It's on the roof.
Don't know what's...
Maybe it's on the roof.
It's on the roof here.
Oh.
I got it.
Okay.
Um...
Oh, oops.
Okay, there's a more spare part.
Oh my god, it's pretty far.
So the north...
Hmm.
I feel like the Manuspepauts,
they all supposed to put down.
This should be...
Yeah, right.
I only seen two on the old map.
I got the spray and spray!
Oohh! Cub-a-cub-a-cub-a-cub-a-cub-a-c-
Oh my god!
Alright I guess we can check on for the other one.
It's heal time!
Oh my god, being able to heal the clar is so good!
What the fuck?
Let's get...
You force everyone together.
I'm getting out of here
Yeah, like all this shit costs spare parts and it's like there's two on the whole map our reasons to afford anything
Someone in chat said that it's a one per, like it's, it's, when you pick one up, all of us get one each.
Oh.
Oh, okay, that's not that bad then.
Alright everybody.
We still have gas?
What the fuck is Kado doing?
Uh, yeah, we got gas for a bit.
We'll get in the car, bro!
Oh my god, what is this?
Wait, I can help.
Do.
There's like a little car that has like a power key.
I think it's like a...
part of the...
power key?
Uh, yeah.
I think it's kind of like an AOE...
EMP thing.
Yeah, that.
Can we just Google away when we kill them?
Or not.
They're not dead.
Oh
There was a thing here what a spare part
Yes, oh wow
You can load that in the car
Oh
Stop that be a boost
Yeah, um, my ass is not locked in.
Oh.
No!
Oh, it's a fucking sexual evil man.
Oh, no.
I'm coming.
Where are you?
Anymore?
Oh.
At least it will pass you safely.
I can't see where you are.
She's in the car.
Are you in the car?
Get in my special circle!
Get in my special circle!
We're running low on gas!
Yeah, sorry, I was on the call.
That's all the parts we're gonna get.
Oh, Kato is just sitting there doing nothing.
Kato, what the heck, bro?
I am getting progressively less able to play this, and I'm getting it's getting worse.
Close your eyes. Close your eyes, Gabby. Close them.
We're almost done with them. We're almost done with them.
I can't see inside, Gabby.
no it's okay I wish I don't know what it yeah
I
Looks like fun
We're here try it again sometime
Yeah, I want to have my grandma mean oh
We played that we played that on
um that game earlier and I think that just like predetermined me to being
portion sick. The VHS game.
Step it up! I want to hear a knock!
Now we can buy stuff.
Hey, we're gonna fix this thing, right?
Will we fix it?
I fixed one of the fences.
Right, go ahead.
Oh, there's like special guns you can buy.
When we're pet-starrered.
Oh, mortar.
What's this?
I'm not hearing any knocking. What's the problem?
Did you open a second run box?
Yeah.
Are you good?
I don't have any more special parts open.
Candy holds two.
Let's go.
Uh, uh...
I reckon the mortar and the turret...
Yeah, look at that.
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Oh shit.
Coming. You look at this. You don't have any plans to die here.
Oh, real good!
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait, uh...
Dude, look at all them!
Steady heads
Oh my god, just hold the gun that's sugar up this LMG
Okay
Oh, boy.
Oh my god, oh my god, there's a tank.
Oh!
Oh my god, wait, there's still many of them.
Oh god, other side.
Oh god that's not good.
Oh, okay.
You're fine?
Yeah, kinda fine.
Holy shit, that's not fine.
Have we done?
I thought it was kinda fine.
Oh my god.
Ted, you keep shooting.
Don't stop shooting.
I know that shit pretty good.
I like this tape.
Now it's my turn.
The door! Take him out!
You don't hurt my items, date man.
Holy shit.
Are they gonna come out? Oh, they're coming out the lair now.
Huh? The sucker has only run up that level.
Dude, there's rules.
Oh my god, there's so many! Holy shit!
Yeah, this is bad.
Move!
The tower's almost ready!
Yes!
oh my god this is insane
oh okay holy shit
that was pretty good
We think that was good from a mission sickness.
Double Dead's a fun phrase.
Yeah, double dead.
I don't know, don't put us down.
down we didn't know you were here no one does you got out but couldn't just let
this shit go came back to finish the job fucking monster had other ideas Leon's
got a plan to destroy it a bomb that's why he sent us here for fuel that's all
it's yours if you can free it look a few tendrils won't be a problem can't
do shit if you don't know where the source note is who knows how far the
Tendrils extend
I bet Leon knows me
Or maybe he'll get you killed like everyone else
One sits behind a desk making plans to save the world
We're the ones dying for it
Damn
So, is there a Mr. Gallagher?
What the fuck?
What's up, folks?
Wow!
Wow!
Yay!
Holy!
He didn't touch anything!
Holy fuck!
I like being here.
I like to have big electrical poles thing that killed everything.
I like your big electrical poles thing too.
I want to see who got best what.
We're both best in show.
Oh, I took the least amount of damage.
That doesn't feel true.
I was so injured.
You were incapacitated the least amount of times.
Wow.
That doesn't sound like me.
That doesn't sound like me.
That doesn't sound like me at all.
No, I don't know.
There's nothing like me.
Nope.
I think if I just close my eyes when you're driving, I think it's OK.
Oh, candy!
Weirdly, that's like the...
Candy!
I have a perk point that means I can't get grabbed by rumors. That's crazy.
Is it called Rollerice?
Yes.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Perfection.
Oh golly, there's a lot of gun customization.
Mm-hmm. Yeah
A lot of things
Yes
Okay, my candle leaf I
I would love to try another round. I don't think it sucks because I have fun with it
Well, like I just I don't die. I feel
Yeah, I feel like it will kill me. You too could keep playing if you want, but I gotta...
I'd be down to play this at a different time when you're not like puking.
Yeah, when you're not puking, Candy.
Like tomorrow or something?
Yeah, if you're feeling better tomorrow.
Yeah, cause like, cause I play Left 4 Dead and like I can play first person shooter games fine.
I just, I think it's just that, that, I don't know, I got preset up to be vomiting
comedy and so now I'm just like I'm just like tomorrow yeah yeah I'm gonna head
out but I love you
sorry for making by the game yeah but this for 30 minutes we better play more
is all I'm so I'm down to play more tomorrow okay okay from borrow sounds
I
Just close the okay. I forgot that we were all right. I forgot we were talking in
No, I'll be good, I'll be good. It's yeah, I think I'll be all right
She's gone. She's left me. She's left me alone. What will I do now? Now that I'm all alone.
But no one, no one to care for me. No one to hold me. No one to love me. She's gone forever. Handless.
So alone I am, I am so alone, so alone, so alone I am, so alone I am now me.
Okay, it's time to vote.
You could play a scary game.
Hold on.
I'm going to put a pole on.
You ever just feel your blood rushing in your body?
Do you ever feel your blood pumping?
We're just feeling your blood moving in your body, that's all I can explain it as.
Sometimes you feel this do you sometimes feel your blood moving through your body?
Your blood is lubricated wait my blood is lubricated too what does that have to do with
That doesn't mean anything!
That doesn't mean nothing!
That doesn't mean anything!
Your blood is ice cold.
Okay, I put scary game, pizza game, the walking trade, umigari, I put other sim game I guess,
I don't know.
Shit, I forgot to fucking install.
I have to install all the old, I have to install Prey.
I don't have pre-installed on my computer.
I can install it.
FATAL FRA-
I'm playing Fatal Frame on Thursday.
I'm playing Fatal Frame on Thursday.
Thursday.
Where's the grief?
Fuck that shit, bro.
I'm not playing no fucking agree.
I'm not playing no fucking agree.
I'm not playing no fucking fuck fast shit, that shit hurt my hand yesterday bro.
I don't agree!
You got Creepy Shift?
Creepy Shift? Uncle Joe's Motel.
Checked again?
Oh shit, what is this?
What is this?
Whoa!
Wait, this is crazy.
Is it Umigari, a scary- Umigari is a scary game.
Scary game, scary game, scary game.
Oh shit.
I say more of a thriller?
No Man's Sky is a scary game.
Oh yeah, this running is coming!
fuck
yeah but this trending when does this trending 2 come out?
this trending 2 comes out on the 19th
so let's next...
on Thursday the same day i'm playing fatal frame?
goddammit
Wait, Mouse, you never played Fear?
Oh yeah, Fear!
Didn't I say I wanted to play Fear?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, which one?
I'm scared.
The first one rocks.
You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Where's Harvester guy?
There's one person that always asks me to play it.
Harvester
We can ask on his behalf no big
okay hold on we'll play a scary game let me let let's take a vote for the scary
game of our choice which scary game
Uh, label witch, um...
Which fear is it?
Chess? The System Shock Count is scary.
I'm not playing Alan Wake! Alan Sleep!
The first one? Fear?
I'll put fear on here.
I'll put...
Yeah, I put Broken Lore on here.
I put Broken Lore on follow.
I put Creepy Ship Uncle Joel's Motel.
I put fear, I put, I put prey on there, I can install prey, I wonder, is prey cloud?
Cause I don't have my save files on here.
I did not finish Prey yet, I still haven't finished it.
I finished Resident Evil.
Does Prey have cloud support?
I really hope it does because if it doesn't then I have to wait and I have to get it
from my other computer.
We have steam clouds for all that's good.
Okay we'll do like this.
Here it is.
Here it is.
There we go.
Here it is
Here we go
Take my fucking kisses
is fear really scary so it's a first it's the first one right fear fear
or fear
Oh my god
I go for s.e
Okay, well if it's bad
well if it's bad then I'm gonna stop playing it like I stop playing the other
one if I don't like it if I don't like it if I don't like it then you're gonna
see if I don't if I don't like it then you're gonna see and it's on you not on
me it's on you not on me if I don't like it it's on you not on me it's not on me
it's on you not on me oh my god I have a feeling this is gonna make my
computer go crazy. Oh my god, that download.net framework? What is this?
Damn, that old, eh?
Hold on it just it just it just it just died it died it died on me it died
It died on me! It died on me!
How old is this game?
When did this game come out?
Holy shit!
Oh my god, resolution.
F E E S. E S main horror is the oppressive atmosphere it makes with silence.
They did very well.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
My computer!
My computer is so, it's so confused right now.
Is it going, what year is this? What is this?
It doesn't know what year it's in.
My computer is so confused.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is this so fat?
Am I going crazy?
Oh there's multiplayer in this game?
Not anymore?
Oh my God, I'm so scared.
Reduced enemy accuracy and weapon damage recommended for novus or casual players.
Default enemy accuracy and weapon damage recommended for experienced players.
Inclo.
Moderate.
A high level alert has been issued.
For your team is to report for emergency briefing on the situation.
You have just been transferred to the unit as a point man.
This will be your first assignment with fear first encounter assault recon
I can't read that
What the fuck into
I need a magnifying glass what the fuck
Hello
The the unit was named first encounter assault
Fuck any binoculars. What the fuck is this?
I can't read that!
What the fuck?
Somebody get me binoculars, what the heck?
Whoa.
Kill him.
Feet!
Oh no, that kid!
Kill him.
Uh...
Uh...
I got no significance!
I think I need to change my resolution, what's happening here?
Here's a wand for the subtitles.
Nicholas Cage is eating people!
Yes?
Sorry to wake you, Senator. It's about origin.
What happened?
There was an uprising. Fetal has taken command of the prototypes.
My God.
We can't do all this discreetly that we have to do for that.
I hope you had a good stream. Thank you for the raid. I'm a ten-year message.
This wacko's name is Paxton Fettel. He's the key.
We contain him, we contain the situation.
The fuck has got an appetite?
I think he has an agenda. It's not just recreational. He's getting something out of it.
Essential vitamins and nutrients?
What's his story?
Property of Armacam Technology Corporation. They're working on a military contract to develop an army of clones and respond to a psychic commander.
An army of clowns?
That's secret, of course. Fetal is one of the commanders.
They'll be fucking kidding me.
They'll be fucking kidding me.
This one that we take as seriously military clones?
A full battalion of them. Highly trained and heavily armed.
A battalion? What are we supposed to do against a thousand super soldiers?
Like I said, we put Fettel down and it's over.
Fortunately, the whole point of the program is to get Commander's first-hand knowledge of the battlefield without putting them in danger.
That means we should be able to corner the bastard without having to wait through all those soldiers.
How do we find him?
Arikanda planted a transmitter in his head. Should lead us right to him.
That's awfully convenient.
Assuming it does what it's supposed to.
What about you, buddy? Ready to go to work?
Uh...
Putting him in the field?
No.
You crazy? He just transferred in a week ago.
You've seen his training results. His reflexes are totally off the charts.
Why are her pointer fingers in?
It's your call.
Goddamn right it is.
Don't worry. You'll be fine.
Let's roll.
Will I be fine?
What's the first thing you did to me?
What the fuck is this?
You will be a doctor for men.
I will?
We tracked Fetal to an abandoned building just up ahead.
No sign of any activity on the satellite, but don't take any chances.
Jen Kowski, you in position? Just need to work.
Alright, move it out.
Fear Mission Coordinator Rowdy Bedders has tracked enemy commander Paxton Fettel to an
abandoned building in Auburn District.
Hannibal 3 spy satellite in Geo Synchronious orbit shows no signs of replica soldiers and
vicinity.
Mission, Fear Comma Operators will infiltrate target site from two separate entry points
and attempt to neutralize Fettel.
According to Armwrecham, a technical advisor, once feral's contained, replica soldiers will
become inactive and can be rounded up without incident.
Investigate area for signs of Paxden Fetal.
Well, I can't see the fucking menu, bro.
We gotta do something- what the fuck?!
Dear god!
Help!
Help!
What the fuck?
Guys is there even a 10 derriest derriest and a 1080p?
Nineteen...
Nineteen... Wait, was there one?
Nineteen...twenty?
Oh, here it is.
Oh.
It's not optimized though.
Welp.
Oh, God.
Oh God, oh God, I can't see my second monitor, my second monitor is gone.
Guys, my second monitor is gone!
Hold on!
Here, God.
Well, that's what it looks like large!
Guys, this game...
Oh my god, I can't even...
I can't... I can't... tap out of the game.
I can't tap out of the game!
Spongebob Could you come out?
I
Just green shot it
Oh my god
Mods!
Um guys, you didn't tell me I had to download a fucking mod for this game.
It is too much work.
It is too much work already. I already want to give up.
Wait, I'm gonna get the Echo patch. I'm getting the Echo patch. I'm getting the Echo patch. I'm downloading it.
I'm downloading it. I'm downloading it. I'm downloading the Echo patch.
Hold up.
I'm downloading the Echo patch.
Echo patch!
Okay, uh...
Program files.
Steam?
Steam apps?
common fear ultimate shooter edition
then extract the contents into the same folder okay just move them in here
Okay
Okay
Oh my god, it's telling me that the firewall will harm my computer. What did I download? Help!
Oh no!
It's gonna harm my computer
Okay, it's applying the patch.
Oh
Oh
Okay
So what does this do exactly?
What does this do now?
I looked at strict scaling and some performance issues.
Oh, I see.
Oh my god, it fixed it!
Whoa, it did fix it!
Wow, okay.
Okay, so what if I just fucking leave?
How about that?
Oh, I can't just fucking leave.
oh never mind maybe I should do that
make or shoot the loose boards the clear way
oh my god
Jesus.
Get me out of here!
I can't just leave!
They're too sensitive, I'm sorry. I lowered the sensitivity.
Excuse me! Sorry!
I have a headlamp.
Hello?
Hey bro, what took you so long?
What the fuck?
Try to find a way around.
Well, I'm coming, run the rule with Jen- Jenko Kowsky, Jack Kowsky, Jack Kowalowsky.
Hey, I hear whispering, is that normal?
Oh, health boost for me?
Thanks.
And your whispering is that normal?
Is your favorite game of all time?
Why is it your favorite game of wallpipes?
What makes this game your favorite game of wallpipes?
Intelligent enemies.
Where is my light keep going out?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Hello?
What the fuck?
What did you bring me?
What the fuck?
Huh?
Ah!
My babies!
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
So many dumb scares.
Hold on a sec.
Come on, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you're at a great, great, oh, oh, is
this the guy?
Go!
Who is this guy?
Ah!
Come on, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you're at a...
...Rage...
...Rebel...
Oh, you ready?
Oh, is this the guy?
Go!
Oh, who is this guy?
Ahhhh!
Um...
You were born here...
...in this place.
What?
I'm there.
What the fuck, uh, um, nice?
What, what just happened?
Where'd the guy go?
We're supposed to go inside.
Together.
I'll wait here for Jin, you take a look around.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Oh, okay.
I think you'll take the place out or what?
I'm going! I'm going! It's scary in there! It's dark!
And I'm seeing stuff!
What the fuck? I saw somebody behind the door!
Hello?
A strange area.
A strange area.
The dead man's name was Charles Hathens.
Oh no!
It's Nicholas Cage!
I remember him.
But of memories, mind, or hopes, it makes no difference.
He deserved to die.
They all deserve to die.
It makes no difference, they all deserve to die.
They deserve to die.
Am I in the national treasure?
I'm sorry some guy hit me.
You guys reconnoir.
Understood.
I've got two birds out of the same position.
You should have a visual short.
We'll be ready.
Oh, what the fuck?
Can I go back?
I'll go back.
I'll go back to the beginning, not saw him all the way...
Hey you mister!
I got hit in the head!
Nicholas Cage hit me!
In the head!
Do you think it's a new point man? Hey, you back already?
Yeah, I'm back.
I saw Nicholas Cage.
You boys run along. I'll be busy here for a while
What the f**k is happening?
and wait for brother orbs. Okay, let's saddle up.
Shattered up.
Uh, Paxton Fetal managed to elude fear operatives and on-burn and his tracking
signal was subsequently lost. Body of unidentified male was discovered at the
site. Animal 3 spy satellite has photographs sizable replica force in
vicinity of south river wastewater treatment plant mission fear combat in
operatives will attach to responding special forces of operational
detachment Delta troops to rec car no T area for purpose of recommending military
response do you read this much in the military or what like what the heck is
happening here. Team should not engage the enemy unless fired upon. Fear, technical officer Jin
Su-Kwon is remaining in order to conduct forensic investigation. Why do they make you read this
much in the military? I thought we were just gonna fight. I don't want to read.
Whoa.
Why do I have to do everything around here?
I don't know what that is.
What the heck is it?
Come on, we ain't got all day.
Hey buddy.
Relax. Is it on the gate? It's very hard to tell. I don't see anything here.
I didn't got a O. Of course. There's this way.
Oh.
The pitery box is here.
And break them.
Oh, there's fall damage!
oh
don't worry more shooting will come okay well if you say so
i'm getting it it's a trigger finger
HAAAA!
He's go-go-go-go-goo dead!
AAAH!
Folks.
What the fuck is- is this like some sort of-
Longo.
I'm coming bros don't worry
Is that a little girl?
Status unknown.
teams have gone silent in fear, team life signs monitors are offline, interference is
preventing satellite reconnaissance. Surviving operatives should attempt to rendezvous an
exfiltrate mission area until reinforcements arrive. Rendezvous with jank team.
Okay, well, uh, guys, I don't think this is normal.
They turned into Skeletons.
They turn into skeletons, this is horrible.
Hey man, also be careful if you're lost.
It goes to your home.
I got it, bro.
I hope it's a human being that's having a spellbill assist.
What the fuck? You're shooting at me!
Ow!
You're supposed to be my friend, bro!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh
Shit
Smart for their own good, eh?
These are my friends. My brother's in arms. How could they do this?
Oh, no, they're not. Okay, never mind. They're not my friends. They're not my brother's in arms.
I don't know who they are.
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
They're fine.
It goes out here.
Nothing? Why can't it go out here?
I missed the health pack? There was a health pack! Where?
On the shelves. Oh! I did not know that that was a med kit. What the fuck?
Wait, how do I use it?
One?
Eek?
Oh, okay.
Oh, I did not know that.
That just looked like a normal red box to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That just looked like a normal red box to me.
Oh that sound. It sounds kinda like the Splinter Cell sound.
I love Splinter Soul game.
I play that around the kids.
All of the speed-wise that Egg of Zero is responding.
I mean, this is Egg of Seven, she will investigate.
Negative, I hope it's not a research team.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, bro!
Holy shit, bro!
Oh my god!
He's trying to fight!
Almost every GMR horror game on Steam has imitated this game in some way since it came out last year.
Search this area!
Holy shit.
Here you guys.
Huh?
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Was he the only one?
That's scary.
Scary and tough.
Well, I'm done, though.
Oh
Oh
And he's over here.
Holy shit.
Scary guy.
Here we go, scary guy, scary guy.
Oh my god. That was terrifying! What the fuck? There's a lot of hiding spots, which is good.
We can go in here?
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.
Shhh. What are you doing here? Shhh.
What did I get?
What did I get?
AHHHHHHHHH!
There's something up there!
How do I get it?
Oh, yump, yump, yump, yump.
There we go.
Yump, yump, yump, yump.
Oh!
Scary!
Jeez!
AAH!
Oh!
AAH!
Oh Jesus.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Hey Gamma?
Oh Jesus!
I was scary holy shit
My aim is so bad
Soda
Dick squish? Oh diet squish. Never mind.
I thought that said dick squish. It's diet squish.
Why should Jesus throw a grenade?
I thought it was this place you could use me.
Come on out, boy.
Oh, these guys are scary.
Man, they're really good at shooting, huh?
I really know how to get you.
Damn.
I really did give him a big squish didn't I?
Come on, get in there.
What was that?
a bunch of stuff eh? I don't know what that was but a rifle.
An armor.
Put the...
You see a blinking message light on the telephone activate the phone to listen to the stored voicemail.
Oh!
voicemail for me? I'll pick it up.
You have one new message.
Yeah, this is chatting and counting.
Nobody seems to know what's going on, but we've heard a lot of loud noises.
There's a new thing over there.
End of messages.
No, I'm not.
Those hints are part of the mod, really?
Oh my goodness, Monty!
I'm just gonna bring me to that side, okay?
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
Scary.
Scary guys.
Scary boys.
Scary boys.
Boys are scary.
Scary boys.
Checkpoint.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that means more scary shit happening.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Where are the boys?
He's coming, huh?
The small one gives you cover.
And the insane.
Uh-oh.
Where you going?
Watch it.
You can't see the things.
I'm okay.
Where is he?
Only here, walk.
I'm on the catwalk.
Hello?
I'm here.
I'll see you soon.
There.
I'm on the catwalk.
I'm just starting my stuff down on the catwalk.
Don't mind me, just starting my stuff down on the catwalk, don't mind me, laying gun blazing.
The heightened reflexes get you an edge against enemies so no...
Okay.
Oh.
They're coming.
What the fuck's that?
They're coming.
Uh oh.
Oh, shit.
They will rush me, they will.
Yeah, they're not smart.
Oh, shit.
Oof.
AHH!
AHH!
AHH!
Oh, no.
It's not good.
Even through here, fall.
This is hard.
Holy shit.
This is hard. Holy holy shit!
Oh my god! That was rough. Holy shit.
hold on damn the AI is good what the fuck
so good
Oh, yeah, I can draw grenades.
I
Didn't do the trick
My bag.
Sorry.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
This is the one I was talking about.
It's a very nice place to sit.
I think I'll get some rest.
I'll be back after a few minutes.
I'll be back.
I'll be back!
I'll be back!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
I
Don't believe was wrong
Come attack!
He's over here!
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck!
It's coming!
Hurry, shut!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Oh my god.
Please tell me I got him.
Oh my goodness, scary. Scary guys.
Scary guys.
That a fuckin' noise, bro.
There's jump and slide kids? What?
How do I kick? How do I kick? How do I kick?
Jump and be?
Uh, run, jump, and manay, okay?
What the fuck the S.K.L.S. shit on me?
Oh my god, that scared me.
What the fuck? Hello?
Someone's someone's there.
Anybody?
Hello.
I'm lost now.
Where are they going?
Okay, this is a loop.
But a balloon.
I fall blood.
And then me to skeletons.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
Where'd I go now?
Ah!
Oh.
There's a tile there?
Aah-aahh!
What the fuck?
Evil Tiled! An Evil Tiled!
The ultimate evil, channel Hannibal 3 spy satellite is back online.
One fear combat operative has been found alive, remaining operatives still missing, but life
signs are stable.
Paxon Fetal's striking signal has been detected in the area.
SFODD reinforcements are en route to assist in primary mission.
Fear Comment Operative will attempt to locate and neutralize FETL.
Fear, Technical Officer, and SFODDS Corps will continue search for Missing Fear Operative.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
He's alive.
Oh.
Hello, I am alive.
Doesn't appear to be injured.
Although I don't know how he survived.
We're about dead later.
I'm reading FETL's transmitter near that position.
Gotta take that fucker up fast.
Yeah, keep looking for a good couch. I'm still waiting at life's side. You can't send him in alone. That's crazy
You can take care of himself now. Oh
Be careful
You better get going
Don't you work to do
I do have work to do and I'm gonna do it.
You don't have to tell me twice.
What the fuck?
I guess this ain't a call for it up anymore.
I'm not gonna over it up anymore.
Great, thanks, of course I don't get back on it.
But of course there's nothing here to help me.
Is there anything in here?
Uh...
Whoa, a dark-ass corner.
A phone!
You have one new message.
Mike, what the hell is going on over there?
It sounded like an explosion.
I can't get through to anybody.
Call me back.
End of messages.
Okay, I'll call you back later.
Jeez.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
A lot of seagulls making noises.
Uh-oh.
Oh, oops.
This is a good...
Unknown origin?
Origin of what?
What?
Oh fuck, this is scary.
I heard that, I heard that little kid laughing.
Oh god! Now!
The swordfish has no natural predators to fear, except the Penfish, which is supposed
to be even mightier.
The Roofish?
There's a medkit on it.
Oh fuck.
Eww.
Oh
Hello
Oh
Hold on.
Holy shit.
I know the dust is like, hello, can we stop being dusty, please?
I need to stop with all the dust.
I can't see.
I can't see with all the dust in the way.
Oh shit.
What?
Oh cool.
Oh that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Okay.
Ah!
Oh.
Watch out.
Hold it right there.
Oh
Oh
One more guy, one more guy, one more guy, there he is.
Oopsie, sorry, I turned off the lights. I didn't mean to.
Oops.
Harry, Harry, oh lord!
Take squish!
Oh, I thought I said fizzy hole.
What the fuck is this?
Come on!
He's coming.
Coming this way.
Fuck you!
Where is he? Did he die?
I think he died.
They're dead.
Oops!
Oh no!
The police!
They're dead.
Oops!
Oh no!
The printer!
I'll never wipe it again.
Oh, I bet those explode.
Certain laptops contain useful information, I'm going to make a laptop to retrieve the
data store on my own.
The data's uploading now.
Interesting.
That's not a waste of water and help.
Why'd he say?
Someone addressed to an Armageddon community.
According to the abstract, there's some major contamination coming from up straight.
You can't imagine why Armageddon would be interested when they're responsible.
Contamination?
Ah, just normal laptop stuff, okay.
I'll get in the hall, wait, whoop.
Whoa.
more digs place huh?
health kit in the hall? wait whoop
oh I didn't ask that thing to death
That's where I thought I got it.
I was looking at it before the laptop, oh my, am I that blind?
Oh, on the wall!
Oh my god, it can be on the wall too.
I'm so dumb.
What the heck?
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Oh
Holy shit
Hmm
I'll take you so much for the 20
Oh my god. They're coming. They're all coming for me.
Hmm
Gotta move and stay there
Is there one more?
I swear there was one more guy!
There was one more guy.
He called himself.
He whore himself.
Poor guy, he whore himself.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
No
Help! Help! I'm drowning in blood! I'm letting in!
What the fuck?
Fear Operative has engaged a second replica company throwing enemy forces into disarray.
SFODD teams are preparing to assault Armicham corporate headquarters.
Enemy strength is presently unknown.
unknown. The body found in Auburn has been positively identified as Charles Haybeger,
an armicham researcher. Primary goal remains the elimination of Paxton Beto. Secondary goal
is to determine enemy objective in the area. What? What?
Yes, any orders on county?
No, but I thought the human remains. It's impossible to make me without that work.
It can't be him. His life signs are a little unusual, but he's definitely alive.
You gotta be around there somewhere.
I... I'll keep looking.
What is sleep? I don't know, you tell me.
I'll... I'll rather this things!
Oh, shit.
What is that?
What is sleep?
Uh oh.
I only have five, I guess, huh?
I
Holy shit, it's gonna show me
Here we go.
Flashlight.
There we go.
Flashlight.
Flashlight!
Oh
Holy shit
Hey, what's this beneath again?
I don't remember.
I
I'm coming!
Oh my god!
Are they coming back for me?
Holy shit, this is terrifying.
These guys are crazy.
Crazy guys, crazy guys.
Crazy guys, crazy guys!
Well they're dead now, so it doesn't matter.
A big aerial.
You have one new message.
Hey man, I heard something crazy is happening over there. You alright?
Let me know. We're still on for Friday, right?
What?
I'll be back, bro. I'll be right back.
We're still on for Friday?
I don't know, are we still on for Friday?
Are we still on for Friday?
Not for Friday?
Oh, shit.
I'm so excited!
Watch out for me!
All you have to do is...
AHHHH!
It's all in chicken!
There's no...
So is there no...
A comment.
Fox, come in!
Here they are. I bet they're right- Oh, they're right at the center up there.
I hear you looking for the steps. No, no you don't. I'm just one man.
Come on get me!
Hey, where you go?
Oh fuck!
I'm just one man.
I'm just one man.
I'm just one man.
I'm just a little guy.
I want to let go of me.
Huh?
Come and try it!
Spotted him!
Oh! Ha ha ha!
I got too crazy, look at us.
Hmm.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I'll see they're gonna boom.
If I wait here, those just come up, right?
Maybe?
There's a battle there.
Oh my gosh!
Maybe?
Oh my god!
I'm sorry, sir!
Take her!
It's your dream!
I don't wanna come in here!
These kids are dumb!
We're here to launch!
Oh, fuck!
That was an accident.
I didn't mean to do that.
That was an accident.
Oopsies.
That was a fast one.
Oopsies!
Oops.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Come on!
Scary!
scary
Erie Boys!
Erie Boys!
Oh shit.
I thought there was like a something there but I was wrong.
Oh
Oh my god
I think they're dead.
I think they're dead.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Very scary.
Why am I hearing weird bells?
Oh god.
I can hear the bells, I hear them ringing.
Oh no no no no no no.
Oh, nice little glockenspiels.
An explosion at Liverpool Dockside, whereas this evening was also likely the result of an industrial accident.
No injuries have been reported.
The emergency workers are still in the scene.
According to a police?
My favorite game, AI, is still Halo 1.
Where aside from regrouping with other enemies when they are attacked,
elites would run at you if you stuck them with a plasma grenade to take you with them.
I see what I have to do.
I
See
I'm drunk with names!
I'm a drunk with names!
I'm a drunk with names!
I'm a drunk with names!
Bye.
Run around!
Shit.
I'm dead.
Hmm?
Holy shit!
Hmm
Uh oh
Hey! Come on out, I promise I won't shoot!
Come on out, I promise I won't shoot!
I promise, I'm not gonna shoot you.
If you come on out.
The event horizon found.
Oh.
That movie was scary.
That was a scary ass movie.
A vent horizon.
Try to stay out of here.
Come on.
Get out of here.
Hey, fancy.
I like that other one better.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Come back, shotgun.
Uh huh.
Uh huh, come back, shotgun.
You drop bluesy for the shawty?
You think so?
I aim.
I
What
I
Know that's a big man
Fuckin' Spotted!
Spotted in the air!
I'm not trying to kill you!
Oh
They have this one
Perfect
I like double gun.
I think he's dead already.
I see. Don't like pestle.
Now he's double dead.
I forgot those guys were there.
I forgot they were there.
Here. They accomplished an enemy model that still holds its top of its class. The enemy
A.I. is reacting to you.
God damn!
The fact is, blind-fire grenades, flanking, and ambushes are just some of the tools
they have.
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to feel numb.
I'm sorry, holy...
Oh...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Holy...
Ah
Ah yes
Yes
Of course.
Hello?
I don't want any trouble I'm just a girl trying to get by
just a girl trying to get by in this world
try to slide it in
take it out
take it out
take it out
take it out
take it out
take it out
Holy shit.
Excuse me, sirs.
Excuse me, sirs.
Oh, glad here it comes.
They're coming.
Oh boy, the big boys are coming.
Okay.
Holy shit.
God, God, God die.
He's got it down.
All right.
Let's go.
Okay.
Holy shit!
God, God, God die!
He's got it down!
Hey, bro!
Ah!
See you guys again!
Get out!
Holy shit!
Scary guy.
Oh my god!
He's a tank!
What do I do with him?
Holy shit! That sounded like a monster!
Well, penetrator.
Whoa.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, now the penetrator is full.
The penetrator.
Excuse me, I'm just here.
Fall back!
Oh, bad.
Looks like these fuckers are pulling out.
We're seeing a substantial mobilization on the satellite.
They're scared of me?
Oh
get out of here you son of a b***h oh i guess you already went
Oh god dammit!
Did he hit my nail good as your nightmare?
Is it really?
Aw, this is so scary.
There's so many twists and turns, like I don't know.
I'll be afraid of an ill-gun too.
I don't blame you.
Ah!
Ah, thank you for the raid.
I hope you had a one-wonder classical stream.
Splendiferous stream!
Well, Splendor.
Splendiferous Street.
Oh, I did get him!
Oh shit!
Oh my god, I didn't think I got him!
But I did!
I nailed him!
That's crazy.
I don't know what you're talking about some secrets get better
You're a deeper than others, but I know where to dig.
No way!
You're gonna break me!
What's the wrong guy, bro?
Nicholas Cage, please!
You're talking stuff.
Please! No!
I
What the fuck was that?
Bro, replica forces appear to be withdrawing from South River wastewater treatment plant
Paxton-Fetl has not been secured, SFODD has entered Armicham headquarters initial resistance
lighter than expected.
My only objective remains the elimination packs and fed bones.
What the fuck?
Oh, not me.
Please, no. I don't want to die.
A devastating explosion in the harbor this evening may not have been an accident. We have learned that evidence of a fierce gun battle has been found by police investigators. Several bodies were recovered from the scene with bullet and shrapnel wounds.
So far, no one is commenting on exactly what happened here, or why.
Uh-oh. I hate the news.
I do not like the news.
Oh God, which way do I go?
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Maybe you should tell me.
Ew!
What the fuck?
Bloody room!
Yuck!
Let me outta here.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Ah!
Mary!
Oh god.
What is it?
Oh god.
OG, OG, OG.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that was terrifying!
Stop it!
Oh, god.
Oh.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
I thought that was an enemy-
AHH!
AHH!
Alma!
Infernal...
things are...
origin.
What are you talking about?
Who?
Alma, what's going on?
All right, Tony, get moving.
Infernal's got to be close.
Okay.
I
Oh my god!
Buddy!
Oh
Holy shit, and they do not stop do they
Oh my god, they just don't stop coming!
They don't stop coming!
I don't think there's any more ammo for my mother gun.
Are you bad?
Holy shit.
A special gun? Well, I'm going to have to change eventually, eh? I'm going to have to change...
Did you see that?
He like went down into the little dance and then he went ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
There I'll find a nail tree for a nail gun.
I'm curious.
Oh, they don't explode.
I looted them!
Crap!
Man down!
I'm not out buddy!
No, that's not it.
AHHHH!
God damn it!
It hurts.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm gonna drink it.
I'm just wasting bullets at this time, not even aiming!
Fuck!
Oh shit!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
What the fuck? I didn't know that!
Did he blow up a hole in the wall? What the fuck?
Holy shit! He punched me!
I think bro just opened the door oh god close the door bro close the door bro
Hello?
Pumpkin?
Pumpkin?
Pumpkin?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What's he doing?
He's here.
Who that is?
He's here!
I'm in the room!
Oh my god, he literally said behind the wall. What the fuck?
Oh my god, they know- they know exactly where I am.
They're communicating with each other, telling them where I am.
Well, that's kinda scary, man.
That's kind of fucking scary.
Got another one? There's another guy. Oh, there he is.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Here he is!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
I saw him!
What the fuck, bro?
Oh, I see there was a door there.
I blew it up.
I understand. Did he just...
Okay, I'm not imagining that, right?
Did he just reach his hand over the box
and just, like, fire at me?
I'm looking over the box.
Am I going crazy? I swear that's what I saw.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, that's so weird. That's so crazy.
That's insane.
I think like the last time I saw a smart AI like this it was the alien name, alien isolation.
Get out of here!
Team, get out of here!
What is this?
Holy shit.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
It's right there.
I got more than two men down, bro.
Let's get this out.
He's back up, but they're not gonna come.
He's back up, but they're not going to come.
They're not coming.
I like how they scream I like that
WAH!
WAAAAAAAAH!
Oh, my God.
Oh
Please help!
Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
God damn it.
Do you save a safe point?
Please tell me.
Oh my god, I didn't.
I have to do all that all over.
Oh wait.
Oh my god, I didn't have to do all that all over.
Oh wait!
Aw man!
God damn it!
Oh god damn it!
This whole area sucks!
This stinks!
This stinks!
I
I can't hold it!
AHHHHHHH!
Uh-oh, he's gonna come out from here.
Whoa!
I'll just use these in time then.
If there's a quick save, oh yeah it's true, isn't it a 5?
I'll save him guys.
Oh, that's so rude.
Oh, that's so rude.
Oh
Bobby that
Oh, I saw her!
Team, get out of my way!
No!
GEEE!
Oh, good. Thanks.
Okay, this is much better.
You can't.
Get him!
He's got nothing now!
Get him!
Get him!
He scared me!
He scared me!
He scared me!
Fuck!
Huh?
Shut up, guys! We'll always rush!
Oh my god!
Oh, oops!
Come on.
Is he coming?
My friend, are you coming?
My friend, are you coming?
My friend, are you coming?
Hmm
Oh, I love when they scream. It's so funny
Oh my god, I build my sword every time!
Wow!
My sword!
They're coming!
Coming Jack!
Sh!t!
Sh!t!
Headshot!
Why are they coming?
Oh shit
What the fuck?
Shit.
I'm gonna kill you.
Squad real!
Squad real!
Squad real!
Squad regroup!
Squad take cover!
Squad regroup!
Squad chicken!
Squaddy squaddy!
Squatty potty?
Oh I see.
Squatty potty? Straight.
Cloud, cloud stride!
Cloud!
Like Squall.
Squall from Fire Fantasy VIII.
He's my favorite.
My favorite, Mi favorito.
I'm lost.
Oh, well of course, here's the checkpoint.
Help!
Oh!
Watch!
Slime's in here!
Shit!
Come on, he's scared.
Is that guy alive or dead or is he alive?
He's dead.
A whole squad!
I killed the whole squad!
I got the whole squad laughing!
Oh, nice!
I got the whole squad laughing!
Oh nice!
I got the whole squad laughing!
I got the whole squad laughing!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Paxton, Fettel, and Reblico Force are continuing organized withdrawal from South River Wastewater
treatment plan after locating another Fettel's victims' fear, operative, neutralized, Reblico,
rearguard units and is continuing to pursue retreating enemy forces. Top priority is to eliminate...
We're still... We're still chasing after the fucking guy!
Listen, you guys are hurting. We could really use your help with this Armageddon situation.
I just lost contact with my recon team, and the brass wants me to send you for that.
Try to watch this and tell me till I know what we're dealing with.
How slippery can one Nicholas Cage be?
Getting rid of him will break this telepathic link to the soldiers.
Once they no longer have an objective, it should shut down.
That sure would be nice.
Tell you what, these barrett choppers, we're seeing what looks like a full-scale withdrawal.
Oh, I got something better than a winged armor kit,
so please, we can help each other out, okay, then.
Every time I hear battle, I think they're saying battle,
and I'm like, what do they want with battle
from the hollow stars?
What the heck?
Leave battle alone.
I think Gav is better alone.
You need me to back my gun with more ammo?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
What
The fire and rescue guys are here. Once they've got the fire under control, we can check the rubble.
Lock down the ambulance.
I can walk hand by hand. Head to the inside army camp as soon as the site is secure.
Roger.
Roger that.
Roger that.
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Can I do something wrong?
What do I do now?
How do I go through?
Oh no, I did this.
I did a mistake.
What do I do now?
How do I go through?
Oh no, I did this.
I did a mistake.
Oh no, not to go in this gaga water.
Oh man, not to go in the gaga water.
Rats!
Oops
Oopsies
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Did you see it?
No.
No, I did not.
Did you?
Oh, okay.
Oh, God.
Oh
My
Holy shit
She's gonna die.
AHHHHH!
Okay, I think I got them.
RAAAAAAUGH!
Oh brother, this thing's...
I don't know what is this?
Yes!
I got a plan!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, one on the other side.
Hooray.
What a walk-off.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
It's the end, monster! Save you! I'm here! I'm here!
I'm here to save you, Ariana Grande.
Oh wait. Oh, I know where to go, I'm stupid.
Meow!
Wait, it's the other way. Oops!
Whoa! I'm stuck!
Come on, I gotta look stuck.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Pi-a pi-a pi-a pi-a pi-a pi-a pi-a
For heaven's sake
Pi-a, pi-a
I'm a woman in the workforce.
I'm a woman in the work for work.
Shit, now I don't know where to go.
I'm a woman in the work for work.
Shit, now I don't know where to go.
Door locked?
It's door.
Oh!
It's a door.
Get in there!
Get door locked.
Get in there!
Let's door
Get in there!
Get door lock
pshhh
pshhh
ahhhh
door lock
I'm going to the area with the electric box.
Oh, okay.
It was most certain the...
Uh, which way was it?
Oh, is this way.
Is this way?
Oh, was it this way?
Was it this way?
Yes, this way.
I need to get on the right side of history.
I wanted to but I told him I wanted to make history.
Hey, why do I keep breaking my leg?
Alright, here's uploading.
I saw uploading.
Remember that waste water report I mentioned?
Yeah.
More info here. The contamination seems to have originated in the Auburn area.
That place is practically deserted nowadays. Probably not a coincidence.
Not coincidence.
Eh?
Alright, I see.
Yum, yum, yum.
Taste, taste the chlorination, taste it.
Taste the water treatment.
Whoa.
Taste the treatment.
The treatment of the water.
I stressed out there's no gun.
Alright.
I'm going to look before this contact with the search team.
Nobby, I'm sending you reinforcements.
We don't need any further support.
You are under arrest.
This is the last.
Take cover.
Here, reinforcements.
Okay, reinforcements!
Are they coming?
I think they're dead.
There's more dick squish.
What the fuck? Open the door!
Sir?
Why is there so much stuff hanging around?
What is this nuisance?
Oh, to blow this way.
And...
Will this open? Nope.
What the fuck? It's banging.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
What's your status?
Click Max Payne, I love that game.
I fucking love Max Payne. I wanna play all the Max Payne games.
Again.
Old games were something special, I tell ya.
Is this a boss fight?
The remakes? Oh my god, they're gonna remake Max Payne?
Oh, we should definitely wait.
Holy shit!
Uuugh!
Move out!
Hey!
Uh, I'm gonna switch the gun.
Oh my god.
That's it?
I got more when I come.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Shit.
First help.
Fiends over.
Quack down.
Hm?
Help me there, shh.
Sneak.
I'll be sneaky.
I don't know I'm here.
I'll be super sneaky.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, this guy's just scary bro.
What the?
Holy f-
Oh my God.
Are you alive?
Oh my god, he's got you so fucking thank you bro!
I don't have any more thank you fuck, I'm screwed.
I'm screwed bro. I'm so fucked.
I don't sure there may be easy, yeah, but I don't have the footage right anymore.
I got him!
Yes!
Yes!
I got him!
CHATTER
Ah! Eat shit motherfucker, eat shit.
Bitch, say it bitch!
I'm not even here like you're all in the place, you're all in this place, I do!
There's so many niggas arriving. Got an HLZ for me, I'm sure I can decent side the yard to the head of my point dance car position.
Only problem is there's an enemy gunship sitting there at the moment. I'll keep you in mind.
I am a gunship.
Holy shit.
Like dangerous.
Uh oh.
There's more coming!
Oh god.
How many do you think they dropped off?
Maybe one?
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
Oh my god! Help! I'm trying to go to my life out here!
Oh god.
Oh god.
Ow.
Goop.
Goop.
Goop.
Goop.
Goop.
Goop.
Goop.
He's coming! He's coming for me!
I see his little head!
He's coming for me!
Oh my lord, I'm about to die.
Help!
I
Know
All right, I think he's the only one left that big guy
I'm not gonna bite I didn't hear you scream so I know you're so loud
Wait did he die
Looks like the HLC is clear.
I died.
I gotta be out of here.
I killed them!
Yeah, I saw!
Keep your eyes open for that blackhawk.
Yes!
Good.
At the ATC headquarters and fight the battle.
The eyes are peeled!
Uh...
Is that for me?
Gulp.
Fear, combat operative is en route to Armicham headquarters with SFODD escort.
Fear, technical officers on standby, no further mission from inside Armicham.
The assault team approach Armicham headquarters by helicopter and attempt to make a rooftop entry.
Securing fatal remake. Goddamn it! We're still fighting! We're still trying to catch Nicholas Cage!
We're appointment will attempt to determine the status of the missing SFODD.
Here I'm on my way.
Guys, what are we doing here guys?
We still haven't found Nicholas Cage.
He's been giving us a split for hours already.
Where is he?
As far as I know.
That's not our final.
Got me that 7.
Damn it, they're all...
Jesus Christ!
Whoa.
Man, I live for that shit.
You think you're bad?
Oh, shit!
Get to me now!
Oh, no!
No!
Help!
It was me!
It was me!
Oh god!
What the fuck? Holy shit, this is...
This is tough!
Oh my god, this is the only thing I can think of.
Hmm
Come on bro
Team take cover well, there's only one entrance in here, so you're gonna have to face me
Well, you're an idiot.
Ow.
I
Oh
God damn it
Are they all dead?
Ain't no way.
Holy shit, they're not... they're not! Ahhhh!
Shut the fuck up.
They're coming.
They're coming.
Anyone see him?
I'm right here.
Oh boys, oh boys, it's me.
Oh
Oh
Saving
You can't flush me out, where am I?
Something in the toilet?
I'll check it out.
This is the porch.
No response.
I'll check it out.
I'll find them.
There's one in here to cover.
We'll find them.
There's one in here to go.
Did you hear that?
Oh, he's coming this way now.
Closing!
Oh, it's coming out!
Get him!
Get him!
Oh, it's coming out!
I need help!
No!
Help's not coming!
I need help!
Oh.
Wait.
Did you come here or what?
You're the guards!
All done.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself.
I just wanted to see what was possible.
Um, okay.
Let's get out of here.
Still no order to take out?
Like you just vanished?
The weird thing is that the bodies of the double team you went with are all accounted for.
What?
Why is this building looks...
We've lost contact with the roof in front of this building.
Very similar to the other building, I don't know.
Here's a forest base.
Man, can't help but notice.
All the buildings kinda look the same.
I
I can't help but notice.
This is gray on gray on gray on gray on gray on gray on gray.
Where's the color in your life?
Where's the life?
Where's the life?
Where's the color? Where's the artistry?
Where's the jolly?
Where's the jolly?
Where's the beauty?
Holy shit! I didn't see that guy!
And he's there!
Holy shit! That scared the shit out of me! He was hiding back there!
What the fuck?
Oh Jesus!
Panic!
I felt it down in my bones.
We need some cool architecture in here. Some cool light fixtures.
What do you think? Cool light fixtures? Cool sculptures?
Some color? You know?
What position? Can you see him?
Hey, say what?
Oh
Holy shit
I
Hey, where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Hey, you wanna see him?
How's that?
Just stand still.
Oh my god, this is bad.
Check him.
I'm gonna hit it.
Check him.
Where'd he go?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up!
You just told me to shut the fuck up?
I thought it was right there, I swear that was him.
Oh, there he is!
Then shut the fuck up!
You better not be talking to me cause I don't like it!
Oh shit
I am so close to dying, shits.
What the hell, that's a damn shit house in the general area.
Oh, I hear it.
Double a bobby?
Double a bobby?
Double a bobby's here?
Ah, shit.
I lost an idiot again.
Oh my god, he's right there, he's right there, he's right there, he's right there,
Oh
Holy shit almost died
Oh my lord, it can get up here, right?
Oh
My dad
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh they're coming up okay. That's fine.
Did I get him?
I can't tell.
NOOO!
NO-HO-HOOOOO-HO!
AHHHHHHHHH!!
She-B�
I KILLED IT!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Holy shit
Come on out!
Always coming!
I knew he was coming, but I didn't know where he was coming!
I'll take my medicine hold on hold on
Oh
Is it a mousey controller, or a PIF, or what?
Am I using a controller?
I'm using a keyboard and mouse.
Oh, I mean, I'm using a controller, this big controller that's right in front of me. See?
This big one! It's really big! It's huge!
It's right in front of me, see?
Yeah, it's really big sized.
It's a normal control.
This is not normal size, what do you mean?
It's huge, look at this big controller.
Can't you see?
I like the way you're talking, Nero.
I'm not gonna stand for this shit.
Much longer.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
They've prepared you for this, Monty Rattle!
I just wanted to kill you.
I'll kill you.
Hold your sign.
Stop.
That is very difficult.
He's very difficult. Yeah, who knew?
Oh, shit!
Stop throwing it at me!
Hey, I thought it was a grenade.
That's good.
I don't have much bullet.
Oh, fuck!
You're exposed!
You're exposed!
Get out!
Oh my lord.
We'll do that.
I can't fucking see with all the fucking dust!
I
Want you asshole
Roll a fucking dust roll the dust
I honestly can't look at him now I don't know if he's dead or not, you think he is?
Well, I'll be. I think he died.
Well, I'll be.
Well, I'll be. I think he died.
I guess you have to go in there.
Oh, I didn't read it. Shit.
The ATC network is online. I need you to find the server hub and reset it so I can get into the system.
It should give us a lot of time to get out of here.
Whatever, something, something, find Nick or his cage.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Harry?
Harry.
Oh, a movie!
I love movies.
What are we showing today?
Anything good?
What the fuck?
Good to share with me, holy fuck.
You're not fit out of me!
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god, stop jump scaring me, that's not...
Stay out of my way!
Not very nice.
I mean I'm not in your way I'm just spinning.
I need to stop loading now.
You're in my home thing.
I just been doing my own thing in the long time.
Something about health that she's related to microgravity.
Loss of muscle mass, bone density, shit like that.
Bone density? I have calcium deficiency! Help!
Oh, no!
My calcium!
Mobile.
When did this game come out?
Wait here.
2005?
Holy shit, you can tell.
They called phones mobile phones back then, eh?
My mobile phone.
I'm calling you on my mobile phone right now.
AHHHHHH!
Oh, they don't have the cloth physics like Red Dead Redemption 2?
Practically unplayable, practically unplayable.
Practically unplayable, bro.
Come on, let me get a message.
You have one new message
This?
An outside number
Here
It's Carla, I've got the name on it
Where is everybody?
I can't reach anyone over there
I need to talk to Brett about this draft he sent over
They have to return my call
It's really important he gets back to me as soon as possible
Okay?
Okay
Don't call me back
I won't answer.
Uh oh, may I show you the shot that bolt?
Do you feel the liminal space in this game?
The liminal spaciness a little?
Feel it.
Truly an influence to the obsession of liberal space-terms.
AHHHHHHH!
What the fuck was that?!
What was that thing?
What the f**k is that?
Oh my god, what was that?
Oh
Holy shit this guy won't tell me
That would have to worry about now, these guys!
I hear them.
I hear him.
Oh my god.
I hear him.
Hmm.
Fuck you!
Fucking freak!
Oh my god, I don't like that, I don't like that guy.
He's in the next room.
In that room.
Us. That little fucking asshole. There he is! Look at him!
That little bitch! Fuck you! Holy shit!
This fucking jerk!
My God! What an asshole!
I think so much like this.
Ba ba ba ba ba!
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Okay
Bye-bye, Mamma-mama
What do you think again?
Why are people saying that this is their favorite game?
Jesus, how many fucking messages are there?
Come on, man.
End of messages.
End of messages.
They're babble.
Okay, so...
Oh my god, are there more of those freaks?
I thought you were dead, I thought you were a guy coming to get me.
I don't trust anything in this fucking game.
Anymore.
I don't trust anything.
I don't trust you.
I don't fucking trust!
I don't fucking trust at all!
Okay, there's a normal room.
There's a normal room, stop.
She's not in here either.
There is very little nature in the situation, spreading outside of the cordoned area.
It'll back to you.
That was Diego Rodriguez coming to us live from the police blockade down south.
Diego Rodriguez?
His crisis at Armacam comes on the heels of a report that one of its vice presidents
was kidnapped at Gunpoint this morning on his way to work.
Police are refusing to speculate as to whether the events are connected.
Oh my God, Diego Rodriguez.
reporting on the news reporting on the news Diego Rodriguez
I see of course of course I have to bet I wouldn't I bet
What the fuck?
Oh my god, when they give me the penetrator that's how I know something's gonna go down.
There is a penetrator lying around, I know some shit's about to happen.
Holy shit.
I'm not a asshole.
oh my god there has to be another one they run in packs I know they do
They run and pass, I know they do.
I know their game.
Or just anybody!
Or anything!
You'll be fin- NON SENSE!
NON SENSE!
Does this look fine to you?
Missed the laptop? Ah, shit.
Wait...
I did?
Oh, on the couch.
Alright, he's uploading.
Looks like the Hikaris program got shut down if they were something called Perseus, which
from what I can tell is funded by DMD.
I'm guessing that's where Fettel and his soldiers came from.
What?
Mamma, mamma?
Mamma, mamma?
Thanks.
The person told me that I missed the laptop.
Don't shoot! My name is Norden Mates. I'm an engineer.
Hello, what the hell?
Get in the car, Blake.
Hello? Who are you?
Oh, this is happening.
Good guys. Are you alright?
I'm having a hell of a time.
Is that you're an engineer? Could you help me get into the depot?
Why is this type of music playing?
Why do they always do like oboe clarinet music?
Like this.
That's back that way.
the security system anyway you want my help that's the price
what is he eating wait here hey we're not gonna share any with me I want some
chips
I got some fucking chips!
Let me have some!
Where long?
I know.
Oh, Sharers chips on me.
I'll share your chips with me, you get it.
I'll shoot you every time.
Oh, fucker.
Oh, fuck with me.
Oh, wait.
Cheesy poos.
What?
How would you eat something called cheesy pools?
That's gross.
That's gross, bro.
Am I actually slipping and sliding on the cans?
That's what's happening.
I am terrified what is happening?
Bravo Bravo Bravo
Alpha Bravo.
Alpha Bravo.
Alpha Bravo.
Alpha Bravo.
Flashlight!
Watch your head!
Flashlight!
Flashlight!
Hmm.
He's trying to flank!
Take him down!
Take him down!
Hmm.
We shouldn't go up against me.
The fastest gunner in all the land.
Don't fuck with me, fellas.
No.
They're coming, no way.
As if they were still alive.
What?
Oops.
My bad.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
It's over there.
Why did it?
You need to get the first one to fall.
We lost a man!
Up here!
Get him!
Get him, he's coming this way.
I saw the top of his head. Unless I got him. Did I get him? I think I got him. I did get him.
Wait, that's crazy.
Yeah
One still doesn't have cloth physics like
Red dead redemption to you
What is this?
She said we think he's down.
What's your status?
What's your name?
I'm a member of the S.A.P.S.
I don't
Got them.
Got them.
Got them.
I want to get inside that armory, do you see that shit?
Look at that.
Ah ha!
I'm in!
Oh
That should do it activated mr. Mates copy mr. Mates
There is that idiot
He's running.
Locate and reset the network hub.
He just ran away.
There.
No quest markers are yellow paint, but how do we know what to do?
I don't know, how do we know?
Oh, brother!
Shit.
I saw my flashlight.
It's on fire!
No!
I don't know!
What the fuck?!
Was he just thinking about dying or what?
What the fuck happened there?
I think I'm okay.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Come on, boys, we got a big mess around here.
Oh wow.
We're out!
Fuck you, I can't throw a grenade down!
Shit!
Shit!
I just got a gun!
You bitch.
Why did you do that?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my goodness, gracious.
It's gracious.
Well, it has to be this way, huh?
This is where the bad guys came from.
Oh boy.
Okay, determine status of missing S.F.O.D.T.
I did it.
Holy shit!
Oh my god
Holy fuck
There's one more I know he's there
What? What? There was a guy there? There's no guy?
I knew there wasn't a lot, I told you there was.
That is the one there, fuck you.
We all know that's not true.
There's always another one.
security being on a separate network. I can land under the camera feet but I don't have any direct access to the system.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much for the thank yous and subs. Thank you. Thank you very much.
What is that?
A chair or something?
What is that thing?
What the fuck?
What was that?
I do not like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Blown!
Oh man!
I was happy to be in the office rooms.
You've seen her, haven't you?
She is the original.
I just picked up that old transmitter somewhere ahead of you.
Be careful.
I was made from her.
And I was born from her.
We are separate.
But we are one.
What? What are you talking about?
Talkin' about, buddy.
What are you saying, buddy?
AHHHH!
Oh, that was my own shadow.
BOOM!
HMM?
HMM?
HMM?
HMM?
HMM?
Help!
I'm scared of myself.
Uh-oh.
Oh
She is a prisoner
Floating in darkness what the unborn in the world soon. I will find her and I will set her free
Fucking talking about real
What are you saying?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
What do you think, Ken?
There was a lot of anger in this room.
This is not a good place.
Got anything useful to add?
I don't see any bullet holes.
There's no brass lying around either.
These guys didn't fire a shot.
I don't know.
Well, figure it out.
Alright, bloody dead moving. That'll gotta be close.
A lot of color is red!
I'm not even sure where to start.
The color red!
The color red!
Almost complete liquefaction.
Maybe a chemical agent?
This is going to take some time.
Are you taking pictures? What's wrong with you? Don't put that up on Instagram!
Watch your back.
Oh.
Do not put that up on Instagram.
Oh yeah, my space.
Bro, we still haven't caught Nicholas Cage.
What the fuck just crashed on the aliens?
Are they aliens?
Jesus.
Very strange.
I'll stick you secured.
Fuck the question now.
You get out of here.
I'll get rid of them.
I'll get rid of them.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Get your gun out!
I need it!
Oh my god, I suck with this gun.
Hello?
I don't come in peace.
I have a mission as to capture Nicholas Cage.
Oh, I thought he was still in here.
I don't come in peace. I'm here for cage. Hand them over.
You have one new message. First message from...
I
Don't know
No
Oh god the reading
Expert advice, you're being given where you can brace yourselves for the assfuck of this entry, cause it's coming. You mark my words on that.
End of messages.
Well, thank you so much for the gift itself, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh boy!
Hey!
Oh boy!
Oh, boys!
In the computer room, please.
Oh.
I thought, huh?
Marshall Diggler.
It's Marshall Diggler. Looks like you are ready to go.
Marshall Diggler!
I'll be in touch with you I know more.
End of messages.
Uh oh.
Take one.
I mean, you know something crazy's been on us.
I said, you lost it.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
I
Know you are from who me
I
Know
Come on
Are you great? Oh
Oh
I just nailed him
No, no back up for you
Where are they?
Hello?
Where is he?
Oh, there he is.
Where is he?
Oh there he is.
Holy shit, he's gonna shatter me.
Hey babe.
Help!
Get me out of here!
Get me out!
Finally!
Can you do something about these bombs?
Oh!
What?!
Oh.
Hello? Do you guys special forces or something?
That's right.
Holy shit.
What the- what the-?
Okay buddy, there's some elevators near your position.
Secure the area and ask for an active mission.
Mission.
rendezvous with demolition expert at elevators.
We have to go to a rendezvous.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, just find my way to a rendezvous.
Oh no, they're trying to box me in.
I'm at the rendezvous
You said you're the elevators, I'm right by the elevators
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Guys, you're at the wrong debut!
I think they want to box me into a rendezvous.
I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead.
I'm dead.
Shut up, I might not have a better strategy with sound.
It was sound, I tell ya.
Sound.
I have a better strategy with sound.
I think I'm pumpkin now, I think it's time.
I think it's pumpkin time.
Stop screen-shotting the game!
Stop screen-shotting, Steve!
Stop it!
Oh my god, I'm halfway?
Well, I did not expect that.
Oh no, not all these stupid, not all these stupid save file screenshots on my computer!
Alright, get rid of that!
Here you go!
Get out of here!
Oh no! M-O-U-S-E!
How?
Well that was an interesting game.
That was an interesting game.
I am intrigued.
Why am I having so many psychotic breakdowns?
That's what I wanna know.
It is scary.
Between me being chased by some ghost girl, Nicholas Cage, and people trying to kill me.
That's a lot.
Anyway, I'm gonna go to bed now. I need to sleep.
But I'll be back tonight again for another fun stream.
I'll be back again tonight for another fun stream.
Thank you for spending time with me. Thank you for spending 11 hours of your day with me.
And thank you for hanging out with me. I appreciate it.
I'll be back tonight for more fun.
I L-O-V-E-U!
I L-O-V-E-U!
Thanks for hanging out with me.
I'm gonna raid Michi-Mo-Chi-Vui.
Does it hurt? There are things that say in account content. What the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck does that mean?
What the heck does that mean?
Anyway, I love you guys!
Love you!
I'll see you guys later!
Bye!
You