ironmouse
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03-16-2026 · 12h 12m
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I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about
hope that reconstruction is going through somehow
in China fry the show
in China fry the show
see ye
hot dogs
the law is that
meaning it's good
I like this kind of hanging
What's lucky is they could onder pursuing me
Mizuki and legends
But I never get caught up my own
Yosion is all real
something you can't accept
All of that
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I'll give you all my sword
Put it on
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Two kinds of nations are right for me now
Ha! Who?
Ha! Who?
Ha! Who?
I don't care, I don't care, I can't say anything
Like all of us are a mess
You can ask them and they'll die for the betterment
Oh, so I'm not a city cop?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not a city cop
I'm a city cop, I'm not a city cop
I'm a city cop, I'm not a city cop
I'm a city cop
I'll never be able to give up
I'll never be able to give up
I'll never be able to give up
I'll never be able to give up
Even if it's about life
or the times we both had
I'll never give up
Because I don't want to lose my money
I know I'm not good enough
I don't have a clue
It's the best thing in life
As a child, I always lived
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Inhale, quiet before you fail
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help
Help, be honest with yourself
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood
Hold me, so please, your respect is a-sweetly
I'll keep up the best, cause I'm the other way
What is the point in lying? It's not like you are trying
It makes you sad that I feel so trapped
And yet a real bad rep
But look at what's instead
Don't waste your life away
You're like the rest
I am the snap out of my life
My life breaks into pieces
Do you hear of my fate? Love me right?
Am I taking free?
Oh everybody I'm sorry I'm late
Stay where you can see us, our nations, their nations, magic chasing halos, love, you're tired of trying, be who you know you are
We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell, like dear souls, let's not waste time, we're too dear to dwell
Hey, don't you want to die?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're a spedding sub, baby
Let your battle burst, cause I'm the other way
Let me, let me, I'll, I'll react on me
I'll, I'll, make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
I'll, please, I'll, please, you're a cheer, guys promise
I'll, I'll, let your battle burst, cause I'm the other way
Oh, it's like a beautiful land
But if we keep staying, we'll be as a cat
So let me hide in the silent sky
That's why you say you're the new land
So say, get out of here
Go to the one where it's named
For the brave, they're gonna say
I thought it was gonna kiss me
But they were reaching for it's gift to me
So, I'm gonna fight the host
But the sky just doesn't care
3D, 4D, 5S, I'm the third wheel to the spin
Stay with me as good as you treat your type
I'm serious, I'm sad, I'm vivid, I'm too humble to give you your soul
I won't let you come unless I have the talent
I'm gone, I won't do anything again
To get you the noise
Holy stomach hurry, if that's what it takes
You don't really have got a person to rely on, I'm scared
I'm here to hold you to my right foot
But I swear I'm just a circus
And this is it all makes a mess
I ain't got a sport in terms of this
No time to talk
Your things are an actual pile
God, is this what I become?
I'm losing all my language
This one did I have no power?
You're right, I'm loving it
I'm a person that's dangerous
Yeah!
Yeah!
Baby, baby, it's good I'll be too
Get that up, I'm here to help
Let's go, there's a freedom
Thank you for watching!
Nene
Do shio mo ne
Nene
I'm gonna make it happen
Kandaete kurete aru
Ho, do to kogarana inna maykai
Jishite tojima yatsu haikai
Nienaga housawu suru mani
Koji kara jimi hashi
Kikikikitasa hai hai
Do shita nina o kanai
Kao shita
Sora koto baikan
Yeru yo
Get cheese
Nene yo
My mental stability is questionable at best.
My mental stability is questionable at best.
Mental Scaboodie is questionable at best.
Aim?
Ugh.
Me three, me four, me five,
you say to me seven, me eight, me nine, me ten.
What coincidence?
Oh, everybody, sorry I'm late.
I have many businesses I needed to attend to.
Many businesses.
Many a business I need to attain.
Professional business.
Professional business.
Good afternoon.
Is it your afternoon?
It's not my afternoon.
Good afternoon!
Is it your afternoon?
It's not my afternoon.
It's 10.30 p.m. for me.
Good evening.
Potato.
I'm feeling potato today.
Sometimes you just feel potato.
Sometimes you just feel potato.
Sometimes you just feel potato.
Sometimes you just feel potato.
Sometimes you just feel potato.
Sometimes you just feel potato, you know?
Sometimes you feel potato, and that's okay.
Potato.
Sometimes you feel like a potato, and that's okay.
So tonight is a late night stream for late night people because
late night, late night, late night, late night.
A late night stream for late night people.
There's a late night stream for late night people.
Every stream is a late night for you.
Well, good for you.
Well, good for you.
Well, good for you.
I didn't watch the Oscars!
Did you watch the Oscars?
Who's Oscars?
I didn't watch the Oscars.
Is it any good?
If you need to pick me up,
take a look at that clip Michi posted
of her dad singing on stream.
Her dad's song on stream?
Oscars.
2020.
2020.
2020.
Here's who won so far at the Oscars 20-26.
Performance of an actress in a leading role.
Jennifer Bookley Hamnet.
What the fuck is that?
Performance by an actor in a leading role.
Michael B. Jordan and Sinners, woo!
Woo!
I love that movie, woo!
Also, also,
also, a horror movie, woo!
Every time a horror movie wins an Oscar, I am happy.
You never, you never really see that much.
You know what I mean?
In the meantime, I see a horror movie.
It's not every day a horror movie wins an Oscar, you know?
Sinnery was made?
It's okay to be wrong.
Certified Ramen Lover 53.
That's why you're not certified Ramen Lover 1.
It's okay.
That's why you're number 53 and not number 1.
That's okay.
You can be the first 53, the 53rd Ramen Lover.
It's fine.
Mouse, I dreamt that you chewed out the customer of my local Best Buy overcharging on everything.
Which they do by the way, is that normal?
You chewed your Best Buy what?
Thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm sorry, sir, if I run low.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you mad at me?
Only mad at me, okay?
I'll be mad at me, sir, if I roll my lower-
It's so good! Okay, good!
Performance?
Um, what the fuck is hand next?
Achievement and directing.
Winner Paul Thomas Anderson, one battle after another.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Why not the fuck that is?
Original song!
GOLDEN FROM K-POP DEEMING HUNTERS!
That's the original song!
Congratulations!
I closed it.
But I didn't.
I closed it by accident.
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Wait, no
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Sean Penn, one battle after another
I don't know what the vote of that is
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
Amy Madigan Weapons
Another horror movie, Women?
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I am a glad is!
Congratulations on Gladys!
Congratulations on Gladys!
Best animated feature for Kpop Demon Hunters!
Congratulations Kpop Demon Hunters!
Congratulations Kpop Demon Hunters!
I think it's on to the rain! I think it's on to the rain!
Bear cock! Yo mama rain!
Oh shit, bear back yo mama. Bear cock your mama. Bear cock your mama rain!
I think it's on to the rain! I hope you had a great stream out there.
Oh, Co-plia!
Oh, Co-plia!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
Hello, everybody! It is I, Iron Mouse, coming out of your life from my mom's house.
And I'm mentally unstable and not well.
Are you ready to go on a journey with me?
Oh, I was just reading the Oscar-nominated winners.
K-pop Demon Hunters, one animated feature film.
Animated short film, The Grove of Christ Pearls.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Best casting, one better...
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Best cinematography...
SINNERS!
Well, well, well, certified Robin Lover.
What do you think?
Best Cinematography Center!
Well, well, well!
Another horror movie takes a win!
What the fuck? 2025?
Oh wait, 2026.
Hey, we eating good in 2026, horror fan.
I don't know, what's your favorite animal?
My favorite animal is the bunny rabbit,
but I like cats.
Bunny rabbit.
I like bonis
What'd you think I was gonna say like shark a cuttlefish
My favorite animal is a velociraptor
I like the tiny dinosaurs, the small one, the complabalador, what's that called, the
complabalador, the complabalabor, that's the best one, the complabalabor.
Best directing one by, I don't know, best costume design!
Frankenstein! Oh my god, we're eating good in 2026 horror fans!
Frankenstein best costume!
Wow! It really did make that guy look like a freak!
Perfection! Good job!
Good job making that guy look like a freak!
Perfect, bro!
Horror sweep this year, 2026!
Best Documentary Feature Film Mr. Nobody Against Putin?
I don't know what that is.
Best Documentary Short From All The Empty Rooms?
Oh, I heard that one was really good. I haven't watched that one yet though. I heard that one was really good.
Best Editing One Better? I don't know what that is.
Best International Feature Film Norway?
The country of Norway I heard is very beautiful. I've never heard of that one.
Live action short film, The Singers, I don't know what the fuck that way, it's a double winner?
What the fuck?
Two people exchanging saliva?
What?
Two people exchanging saliva?
A 2024 French language short drama film?
In the society we're kissing is punishable by death, and people pay for things by
receiving slaps to the face.
What the fuck is this?
What is this film?
Transactions are paid by slaps, exploring themes of oppression, desire and forbidden intimacy between two film, film, between two women.
It's a tragic comedy.
Oh, it's French, say no more.
It's French, say no more.
As French, say no more.
French, say no more French.
Say no more.
Very French and also very gay.
I like it, I will watch it.
Ow my elbow!
Best makeup and hair styling? Frankenstein! Oh congratulations! Congratulations! Bro,
horror fans, what the fuck? Best music original score? Sinners! Wow, certified ramen lover,
Oh, you are broke
Wow
Whoa best musical score centers, holy shit, though
I'm sorry you're starting to fight for all the lover.
You're never gonna type again.
This is all my fault.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're never gonna type again.
This is why people become lurkers.
This is all my fault.
This is all my fault though.
Ahhhh!
Best Music Original Song Golden from Kpop Demon.
Oh my god.
All the things that I like.
Best picture, one better, I don't know what the one that is.
Best production design, Frankenstein!
Best sound, F1, I don't know what the one that is.
Best visual effects, avatar, fire and ass, that's debatable.
Actually that's not true.
That fire and ass was pretty to look at.
A lot of fire and ass.
This writing one by one after I don't know what the book that is this writing original
screenplay sinners!
Bro what the fuck sinners sleep sinners sleep sinners sleep!
Center Sweep Down and Smack My Ass!
Center Sweep Down and Smack My Ass!
Wow!
Is this a Vocaloid Me?
Wow, is this a Vocaloid me?
Oh, you talking about KK Slider?
You don't know KK Slider?
You don't know about KK Slider?
You know about the KK Slider?
You know about the KK Slider?
I just scratched my eye.
I might have to leave my eye again.
Oh my God, of course I do.
Of course I have to leave my eye again, of course I do.
But of course it's in my eye again, bro.
Of course it's in my, of course it's in my ass.
Matthew!
And y'all, did you for the raid?
I think I was watching you play Lego Star Wars.
I want to play LEGO Star Wars.
Thank you for the read, I hope you had fun.
Did you finish LEGO Star Wars?
What part are you on?
What part is she on?
May the Fortnite be with you?
Oh my god, Fortnite, come to me.
Hey bro, you know...
Fortnite?
She did- wait what?
She finished it 1 through 6 only?
Oh my god!
A gaming machine!
She finished only the good parts.
Wait, what does that mean?
Wait, what's the bad part?
1 through 6 and nothing more, I see.
Anything else past 6 is bad?
7 through 9 suck?
Oh no!
I was gonna play lego star wars with monkey!
Is it that bad?
A lot of people hate 7 through 9.
Oh but 6-7 is okay right?
There shit.
Stop.
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu lego star wars.
Don't you want the adventure to never end?
Don't you want it to never end?
Wait, what's seven through nine?
What happened then?
You have to marry Jabba the Hood?
Lego Star Wars
What if they make like a...
Uh...
You've come, British? Wait, what?
Lego Star Wars ranking games.
How would you rank the Lego Star Wars games?
One, two, three...
Don't pay attention to the haters.
Seven though nine aren't as good as the other six, but they are still good.
What happens in them what happens do you have to play as a stupid kid you know
this reminds me of a story
this is your seven through nine isn't the game it's just that they're the new
movies and people don't much care for those movies I don't care for no new
movies either it's okay I'm gonna tell you a story everything Disney touches
sometimes turns to kaka but one franchise let me tell you a story about a
franchise that thrived under the Disney the Disney hand a franchise that
founded footing that grew that was beauties that was amazing the second
Disney got his hand on it and you want to know what franchise that is it's
called Power Rangers you want to know why because when Saban had Power Rangers
it was fucking garbage except for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers okay I'm just
Let me know everything's a bond purchase terms to shit, but when Disney had Power Rangers, it was great
We got beautiful amazing shows we got our PM
We got our PM
Which is considered
An amazing thing
We got SPD, emergency.
Okay?
We got Ninja Storm, we got Dino Thunder, we got Mystic Force, we got Operation Overdrive,
we got Jungle Fury.
The golden age, truly the golden age of power rangers.
Truly the golden age.
And then Savan had to take it back.
And turn it into shit.
Turn it into absolute utter shit.
You told me that.
You told me that.
How is it that sometimes Disney can grab hold of a franchise and it flourishes?
Only to be snuffed out before it's prime.
Imagine, what if they would have adapted to a cuter bro?
My heart.
Star Railway Rangers whatever the fuck they would call it. I don't know
Fucking hate super mega force they ruin go kind your bow. Don't get me started with that shit
Don't let sit in the garbage
Super mega force my balls
Super Mega Balls!
Super Mega Ballsack!
Now that you're with Jax Pacific, can I find your smoking sick cool action figures on
the toy aisle at Walmart with Undertaker and John Cena?
You think I'm gonna make a smoking action figure?
No, I'm gonna be the girl, I'll...
I need a girl section, go away!
Go away, I'm a girl!
I'm a girl!
Leave me alone!
That's true guys, I'm with Jack's Pacific Toys now.
Toys are coming, the toys are coming.
What are you gonna do now?
You're not gonna be alone.
now you're not gonna be able to get rid of me everybody wants me to disappear but
you can't because I'm gonna be in your ear whispering maybe just one more slice
of pizza you should try it it's okay if it's 3 a.m. it's okay if you already ate
Two pizzas eat one more.
I do love pizza.
You want some pizza?
I wish I had a pizza too.
I want to make a series of Iron Mouse Chucky Dolls, I make a series of Iron Mouse Chucky
Dolls, each with a piece of my soul inside, that way when you're sleeping you hear the
a pair of pyro small feet up in your house or apartment,
and you know it does me, running around.
Pacing my soul inside.
Mouse has a soul, of course I do.
Just because you don't have one,
that doesn't mean I don't have one.
Just because I took your soul,
What does it mean? I don't have one!
I have many of them! Oh guess what?
Guys...
I just want a mouse toy that you squeeze and she hums my girl's pussy.
I
Excited for the jack specific collaboration the make awesome sonic figures, so I bet your stuff with be awesome
I want to make like a I want to make one of those toys. You know what you squeeze it on
What do you think?
Yeah, like a squeeze a squeeze toy a squeeze toy. Yeah, rat shaker
Shake me like a rat
Shake me like a rat. What are we listening to you like this song?
I need a figure of every model.
too. Africa by Toto. I'm just gonna be honest with you. Every time I hear the word Toto,
I recoil. I recoil every time I hear Toto. I just don't like it. And it's not because
the band is because in Puerto Rico, Toto means pussy.
So imagine me, a young girl watching Wizard of Oz, imagine me a young girl watching Wizard
And all of a sudden Dorothy is calling her dog, so it's Toto and I'm like...
And I'm like, Mom, how come they say Pussy in that movie?
And she's like...
She's like, that's because they're Americans.
Hold on to your vaginas.
It was Pi Day the other day.
Sorry math nerds, we know what Pi we really care about.
Paksa!
Paksa Pi!
Bro!
And then I hear, there's a, there's a bad name told on, I'm like, oh my god, they
just named their band Pussy.
Holy shit.
So that, now you know.
If you ever want to say Pussy in Puerto Rico, it's Toto.
Little Toto is Pussy.
And it's considered very vulgar.
It's very vulgar.
It is very vulgar.
There is also a...
Yeah, there's a bidet called Toto.
Pussy bidet.
If you want to say Little Toto, you say Toteetl.
It is...
It is so it is so over day
No, it's not toast Tito. It's Toto Toto
Toto is little pussy
My mom didn't kill me my mom is gonna fucking kill if she finds out I'm teaching this shit
She will she will kill me. She will be pissed. She will be mad at me
This is news to me
Well, certified ROM in the ROM...
I'm glad I'm teaching you the news today.
But it's the truth!
You listen to a bad bunny song, sometimes he sings about TOTITO.
He's like, dame TOTITO or whatever the fuck, and it's just like, oh my god.
Please don't say that, man. I love you, bro.
But please don't... I don't know why.
It's just one of those words that I just...
Fuck, it just makes me... it grosses me out.
I just don't like it.
I don't like it. That's why every time I hear TOTO,
I hear the dog's name or anything name total. I'm like
How's it spelled to to bro?
To to bro you like moist. I don't give a fuck about moist. I'm not a boomer
I feel like I feel like moist is one of those things where normies are like you know, he's just like okay, normie
Okay, everybody in your everybody and their mom hates the word in the moist. I don't give a fuck about the word moist
I'll tell you the word that I really hate the admit the word
Which is total
But the other word that I don't like is slit. I fucking hate that word. I it just makes me feel
gross I
I don't like it. I hate it.
That shit makes me wanna throw up.
I don't like it bro. I f-
I don't like it. I fucking hate it.
It is very... I feel like it's derogatory too, is it?
Total is very derogatory.
Gash makes me gash.
Gash is gross, but it's like, I don't know, is this something about the word slit that
I'm just like...
I like it.
I like it.
I like it. I like it, man.
Hey, Mouse. This is our 40th Plasma donation earlier.
With the amount I donate, it's 2 liters a week, 42 liters total, or just over 11 gallons.
Donate Plasma Chat.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the 40 donations. Thank you, thank you.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Oh, the growler!
Yeah, the growler!
No, I...
I'm away...
I'm away...
Where's the why- what's the episode where she says it?
most popular girls in school.
She says like, it's not the first episode, I think it's the second or
third one or is it? I think it's the third episode.
Or is it a sticky one?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's the one where she's yelling a safe sound margarite or whatever the fuck.
Oh, I found it!
I don't know how bad this rent is so forgive me if she says something that's really fucked
up this was this was 13 years ago it was a different time okay this was 13 years ago
It was a different time.
It was a different time.
It was a different time.
I don't know, Mom.
Why don't you give me a fucking break, OK?
I had to break up with my boyfriend today.
Yeah.
Because he likes fucking gossip, girl, more than Glee.
Plus, I have an yeast infection.
I don't know, Mom.
Why don't you ask the breadlump that's
baking in my vagina?
Tell me it's a goddamn matter of fact.
Can I help you?
Probably not.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
It means rather the fuck you want to mean.
Listen bitch, I don't know the fuck you think you are, but...
I'm Deandra. I'm new.
Don't give a fuck.
Oh, really? Cause you sure it seems like you do.
Well, I don't.
Well, good.
Great!
Fantastic!
Super!
Awesome!
Great!
Oh my god, thank god you're here.
This fucking slut. Not right now, Brett.
Deandra. Hi. Mackenzie Zales.
I don't know if you remember me.
Head cheerleader, homecoming queen...
Part-time model!
Yeah, you cursed me out in the bathroom earlier today.
Oh my god, was that today?
That seems like so long ago, right Tricia?
Yeah, that was like literally hours ago.
You remember Tricia, right?
Not really.
Really?
Was it this one?
I swear it was this one.
She talked about not in her growler.
I don't think it was this one.
Am I like, am I misremembering?
Maybe it was another one.
Allow me to introduce you to the co-head vice
captain of the Overland Park cheer squad, Brittney Matthews.
Hey, fuck off.
You're a handjob girl, right?
What?
Fucking cornered a bird.
Anyway, Deandra, I'm glad I ran into you here.
We are.
What the fuck is going on?
We are.
Oh well, I can't find the growler part.
It's fine.
She talks about putting shit in her growler.
That means pussy.
I'm just letting you know in case you didn't know.
Pfft!
In case you didn't fucking know!
Pfft pfft pfft
I didn't know what- here's what I didn't know.
I didn't know that they freaking made a...
they made a stage show there was a stage show of most popular girls in school
this show came out 13 years ago okay this is very old it was a different time
back then a different YouTube era a different time period and now we look
at us 2026 what are we up to now what's happening in the world today where
are we who are we you tell me
We have grown! We have grown! We have walked and crawled and ran!
We are old! Soon more people will be born and young people will happen and we'll get older and older and we'll be uncool!
We won't know what the fuck is going on in the world anymore.
There in mouse is an educational streamer we learn a lot during her streams.
Maybe too much.
Already there sister. It's okay.
It's already happening.
Guys, I keep getting a notification on my phone that my AirPods case is at 7% but I don't know where my AirPods are.
I lost them. I don't know where they are.
Help! Help!
Another bag probably.
You can ding your AirPods?
You can't can you?
Wait you can play a sound to find out where they are?
I'm learning so much today.
I'm learning so much today. Today I'm learning so much stuff.
My brain is full of knowledge.
It warns you of ear damage? What?
Wait, it warns me of ear damage?
Well, a little too late for that.
A little too late for that.
My ears are already damaged.
Should've warned me years ago.
Should've warned me years ago.
Now my hearing is all fucked up.
Guys, good news! I found out that all my old games from my previous stuff like Prey...
All the data is saved.
Cloud saved.
Perfection!
Good job, technology.
You damage.
Eye damage!
Brain damage!
You're drinking blueberry hibiscus topochico?
What the fuck?
Oh you think you're fancy huh?
You're so fancy.
You're so fancy.
You think you're so fancy.
What the fuck is this?
sword. Come here!
That's an animation! Excuse me! It's the moon like great sword! Please!
Well, excuse me, it's my magic sword from- from- it's my- it's my- it's my magical
sword!
Or a dark moon grey sword, whatever the fuck you wanna call it!
It has many names.
It's a gift from my wife.
My wife gave this to me.
It's actually the Moonlight Dagger based on Malzies height.
I'm going to shove this dagger up your butt.
It's proof that I've become the Elden Lord.
Move, I toothpick! What the fuck?!
It's not toothpick!
I think that's too big for you.
That's not big for me.
It's the perfect size.
Perfect size to kick your ass.
What do you think?
It's like those plastic swords and drems.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck outta here.
Get outta here.
I will roundhouse kick you into the stratosphere.
She's like three olives tall. I am not three olives tall. I hate olives. If there's nothing
worse my mom puts olives in everything I fucking hate olives disgusting
She puts olives in everything bro.
I don't know what the obsessive olives are, pero no me gusta, I don't like olives.
I'll never like olives.
Are you an arroz con gandule?
I like arroz con gandule but I don't like olives in it.
No me gusta olives.
I know they're good for you but I don't like them.
No me gusta la aceituna.
No.
I hate the fact that they're called Acey Tuna.
Who'd call you the Olive Slayer?
But those olives probably tower you.
Guys, in Spanish, Olive is Acey Tuna.
That's what it's called, Acey Tuna.
Doesn't that sound weird?
Why?
Why is it Acey Tuna?
I like tuna
It's aceituna
I don't like the oil
Oil is oil
Oil is oil
There's a place in Puerto Rico called Aceitunas.
Did you know?
It's a barrio in Moca, Puerto Rico, called Aceitunas, so you could be living in the barrio
of olives, in Olive Place.
It's Barry of the Rugtory, not that I know of.
Did you watch the clip of Michi's dad singing?
Uh, oh!
Not that I know of, I don't think it is.
I don't know bro, sometimes people just make shit up bro.
Sometimes people that aren't Latino get offended for us for things where it's like, what are
you doing bro?
Why are you getting offended?
Even we aren't offended bro.
I'm now a brother!
I'm now a brother!
Brother!
I'm down brother
to see this
Oh!
This is...
And now
The end is near
And so I face
the final curtain my friend clear I'll stick my case
of which I'm certain
Oh my god!
I've lived life that's full
I travel each and every highway
Holy shit, he has a great voice, what the fuck?
Uh, that's so- that's so- I'll be crying
I'll be crying if that was my plan
and more much more than this
I did it my way
regrets I've had a few
Wow
but then again the future man shall
I did what I have to do
Oh my god that's so cute
Ladies such a good boy
I plan it's gathered cause it's careful slap
It's so cute that it's going when we just
My dad became a retro bro
My dad loves this song
Come on, this is what you eat, teary eyed.
My dad became a VTuber!
Get him a model! Get him a model! Get him a model!
Get him a model!
Oh my god, wait, I don't need goosebumps, fuckers!
Wow!
Oh my god!
Wooo!
Someone get this manamotto!
Quick!
Wow!
I just realized her cat is...
Her cat is in a box, and the background is looking amazingly...
RAAAGGGGHH!
and may I say not in a shy way oh no oh no not me I believe in my way
The walk is so bad!
Yeah!
The walk has begun!
It's not in tune!
Yes!
Ooh!
Okay, holy shit, wait a minute.
What the fuck? He's so good. He's so good!
Oh my god! I'm speechless! He's so good!
It's crazy because like I feel like he understands his voice so well because it's like sometimes
when people sometimes when people sing this song they push themselves to the limit and
they'll strain and it's like he knows he knows his voice he has the control he
knows what he's he knows what he's doing
this is crazy
Is he trying?
Oh my god!
apparently Nietzsche showed him you singing the song and he decided to learn to sing this song and surprise Nietzsche singing it today.
Stop, no he didn't.
Stop, don't tell me that I'm gonna start crying.
Stop, don't say that, is that for real? I'm gonna start crying, that's true.
If that's true, I'm gonna start crying, stop.
Are you for real?
Oh my god, I'm fucking tearing. Oh god, stop. Oh god, are you oh my god?
That is the sweetest shit ever. What?
I'm crying now! Fuck! This is all your fault!
Oh my god, that was insane!
What the fuck?
Her dad is so good!
Oh my god, that was insane!
Oh my god, that was insane!
What the fuck?
Oh, her dad is so good!
What do we call her dad?
Papa Cheevie? I don't know!
Papa Mochi? Papa Mochi?
Papa Pupamichi?
Papa Papa Papa?
Daddy Cheevie?
Daddy Cheevie?
Daddy Cheevie? Daddy Cheevie?
Daddy Cheevie!
That was amazing, Daddy Cheevie.
Your voice is so good! You're unnatural!
You need to start retrying!
Papito! Papito! Papito! Papito! Papito! Papito!
Papito! Let me tell you something, Papito! Your voice is incredible, Papito!
Your voice is incredible, Papito!
Please sing more, Papito.
He got so hyped up that he even did an encore It's at 1 hour 39 minutes in her VOD from
last night.
Is he Majin here?
My Majin!
My Majin!
My Majin!
I love you!
Oh my god, I got a list of games that we could play.
I gotta send them to you.
Wow, that is...
is this is in my to start play the third play again your dad made me cry dude
tell him he is amazing and he needs to keep on singing thank you Papito for
This wonderful performance.
Thank you, Papi Ethel.
Imagine this post that your dad made me cry.
Period
I'm crying
I'm crying
I'm crying.
She's crying, we're crying, we're all crying.
Richie's brother also sings?
What?
Well, that doesn't surprise me, okay?
Cause...
Listen...
I feel like...
All my sea friends...
Everybody knows how to sing over there.
Everybody sings over there.
Am- Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
I've had so many Filipino friends over the years growing up and every single one of them
can sing.
Everybody in their whole family can sing.
Every single one of them can sing.
I've had friends from all over the globe, all my sea friends that I've had over the
years, they can all sing.
Luna Yena, thank you so much for the raid out there, great street, thanks for the
raid, thank you.
My sea friends, everybody.
My Indonesian friends, everybody.
I'm telling you, all my sea friends.
It's like they were born with...
Yeah, they were born with that magic microphone.
You know what microphone I'm talking about.
Pfft!
They were born with that karaoke magic microphone, bro.
They came out the wound with it.
I have Singapore friends.
I have Singapore friends.
Singapore is a very lovely country.
Bro, I can still sing Hella Overnight.
Shut up, Boon!
I was gonna ask you to play a game with me yesterday!
You disappeared on me! Eat ass!
Shut up!
Eat ass!
You left us! We were gonna play Toxic Commando and you disappeared!
I know I'm poor candy. Oh my god. I feel so bad. I feel bad. I feel like I always make
candy sick. I feel like I always make candy sick, bro. I always provide maximum suffering
to Candy.
Oh, what am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
What am I?
You're just too sweet for her.
Am I too sweet?
Me?
Candy is a tough cookie,
but motion sickness is a bitch,
When I get motion sickness that shit fucks up my whole entire day, bro
If I don't have drugs that shit fucks up my whole day
Hmm
You got it once on a boat
You know one time I got I got these sea bands somebody got me a sea band and that shit didn't work. I
Feel like it works on some people did not work on me
That shit did not work on me bro
It did not work on me the only thing that works for me is drugs
The only thing that works for me is drugs bro.
Drugs.
Drugs for me.
Full exposure therapy, spend a few weeks on a ship and see if it goes away.
Do you want me to die?
You just want to kill me?
You just want to kill me. You just want to kill me.
You just want to kill me. Just kill me.
You hate me. Why you hate me so much?
You hate me since the day that I was born.
We should shoot her ass in the space!
What the fuck?
Fuck off Boon!
Fuck off Boon!
Friend Evader!
Friend Evader!
Friend Evader!
Friendship Evader!
Friendship Evader
You Hey Women
And You Hey Latinos
Now you care! Now you care! Now you care! You care 24 hours too late! You care 24 hours
too late 24 hours too late bro
24 hour bone did boo never get a 21
He's never getting any Latina
He's never gonna get any Latina now
Not now not ever what are you doing?
Me doing anyway
Just eat shit
A feels like guys guess what game comes out in 8 hours?
Guess what game comes out in 8 hours?
You will not believe.
Do you have any advice for a he-mace who's gonna play some- wait he's gonna play some
I'm not a good win.
Oh my God.
She's gonna have a blast.
My advice is have fun.
That's my advice.
Because nothing be subject to holiday.
And beware of the, of, of the exploring fish and beware of the fart fish.
Guys, in eight hours the game Bonnie Bear Saves Frog Time comes out.
I'm in that game!
You probably might be wondering,
Alice, why are you telling me this?
Because I'm in that game.
I've voiced a character in the game.
Bonnie Bear says Frog Time.
I play a vampire named Valir.
I am a stuffed door.
I do stuff.
I'm not a frog, I'm a Dracula.
I play a Dracula.
I play a Dracula.
I am a stuffed doer now.
I can't say I don't do stuff because I do stuff now.
You have to see Starlight Daryl's reaction to Lissaj Singh's react to music box of fate.
Everybody's telling me I have to see the rea...
I have to see like 20 million reactions.
I will. In due time I will. Thank you very much for telling me.
I have to see the reaction of reaction of reaction of reactions.
I'm sure they're amazing. I will see them in due time. I will, I will.
Obama's reaction? What?
If only Obama heard my music. I wonder what he would say.
Leon S. Kennedy rift. Do you think Leon would like my songs?
He would say, let me be Vleer. No, I'm Vleer! I'm Vleer! I'm Vleer! Me! I'm Vleer!
He played them in his Porsche?
Oh, now that's a dream.
I want to ride a Vong in Leon's Porsche.
While he drives me around, all around town.
Oh Leon
You want to ride along on Liam
who doesn't? who said steak shaped? what the fuck?
I mean who does at this point who doesn't want to ride Leon come on guys
let's be honest with ourselves let's be honest with ourselves who does not
Leon's wife is so lucky. I want to know who she is because it better be Ada Wong
because if it's not, I'll be mad.
It's Ada, they confirm. Please tell me that's true.
They confirm.
It's not Ada. Who is it?
I will say, Mouse, if you ever need to pick me up or are having a bad day, the Sarge is
absolutely stoked about your music and singing.
I was a bit down when I watched and ended up with Happy Tears part way through.
No, that's so sweet.
Genuinely, very happy.
Iron Mouse Love.
Thank you, thank you.
That's so sweet, but...
It's probably crispy.
Heavily implied it's clear.
It's probably Chris-
Pfft!
heavily implied it's Claire!
Who is Leon married to?
It is revealed through concept art in late game scene that Leon is married, indicated by him wearing wedding ring.
While the game does not explicitly show her face, fan consensus, developer hints, and
popular theories strongly suggest his wife is Ada Wong.
Resident Evil Wreckley and director confirms Leon Kennedy is married to Ada Wong!
I
It's not a confirmation confirmation, but it's kind of like a I feel like it's not a true confirmation, but it's kind of like a
From what I'm reading right now, it's like yeah, it's an illusion to it being 801
Guys, I'm on a fucking Reddit site, I'm not on a fucking Google AI, shut up!
I'm on Reddit, okay?
I'm on Connor's favorite website, Reddit.
Connor's favorite, Connor's Lifeline, Connor's website that he looks at every day,
when sometimes we will call and I'm like, what are you doing?
And he's like, oh nothing, I'm just scrolling and I'm like, you're on Reddit, aren't you?
Yop, not like bruh.
This dude has read it on his fucking phone.
He's obsessed with reddit.
What up? He's such a guy!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Roles are reddit all the time.
Can't probably scroll to VT.
I don't think he does, but would it be funny if he did?
First time VT he's too busy.
Oh why you putting your hands up for huh?
I wonder if Boobie uses red probably he probably does.
Oh, yeah! What you putting your hands up for, huh?
Are you...
Oh, your car, hey?
Oh, you two, hey?
Oh, you two, hey?
Oh, you two, hey?
Oh, you two, hey?
Look at you!
I would never... I have a job.
Not the J word, you're innocent?
That's me with Twitter bro that is me with Twitter hold my kidding
Fuck Facebook and Pinterest?
I'll still use Pinterest?
I bet it's like full of like AI bullshit now.
I haven't been on Pinterest in so long.
It's full of AI bullshit, ain't it?
Can't even trust references anymore, goddammit.
Is Tumblr still right?
I don't know, is it?
Tumblr.
Oh my god, it is.
It's still real.
real. That's still real, bro.
It's my space still around.
Actually, it is.
It still is around.
It's real.
Go on, go check.
Yeah, but it's not like real my space.
like a husk. Log in to your account. I don't have a MySpace account. I don't even have
Facebook. I don't have Facebook or Myspace.
Hmm.
Connor has Facebook. He does have Facebook. He has Facebook because he uses Facebook messaging and I'm just like...
What the fuck?
I saw you have a Facebook account there. I don't have a Facebook, so if you saw me on
Facebook, it's not me. I don't have one. I literally don't. I've never had one.
If you think you saw me, no you didn't because it's not me.
I saw you twice, you wanted to date me.
I would never want to date you.
I just hope no one finds my egg for you, Count!
Yeah, your AO3 account?
Mm-hmm.
Chat and offense, I would never date any of you guys.
It would never work.
You can't handle me.
No one can handle me. Not even myself.
I wouldn't dare- I wouldn't dare you either then!
I wouldn't fucking dare you either then! Fuck you!
We'll fuck off then!
My mom said I'm not allowed to date anybody.
Old fucking grown ass woman.
My mom said I'm not allowed.
I'm married to my job, V-Tubing.
Yeah, my mom swept my feet.
I'm married to the game.
to the grind and his tater tots.
Mouse can you move your big head I cannot see myself in over the top I'm gonna fucking
kick your ass.
What the fuck?
You're never gonna see yourself! You're never gonna fucking see yourself! You'll never see yourself!
Fuck you!
You'll never see yourself!
You'll never fucking see yourself!
Have you ever almost acted on the drink salt?
I'll wait.
Are those big solid hash browns just big tater tots in disguise, mouse?
Get out!
Have you guys ever...
Have you guys ever watched Geentama?
And Geentama?
And Geentama?
And Geentama, there is this...
There...there is this...
You know how bad them people are?
Kill yourself!
The kill yourself meme?
That was like this episode where he literally, where they literally were like, they were
like, I hope you drink a whole bottle of soy sauce and I'm like, is that like telling
Is that babies basically that kill yourself?
I drink it, I'm just kidding, I want it.
That's a chubby emu video right?
Oh my god, chubby emu!
I'mma be a Tubby Emo video one day, that's me.
I accidentally drank a glass of salt.
gonna be me. Stay tuned for my chubby email episode. I ate a hundred chicken bullions.
This is what happened.
The chubby emu video title will be, This Tiny Satan drank a whole gallon of salt water.
This is what happened to her CACA.
You don't know chicken bouillon?
Eating a hundred chicken bouillon sounds like a quick way to meet God.
right there.
All that beef bullion.
I once drank a glass of salt and tap water because I wanted to bring something back up.
Nothing happened so I guess my stomach is half salt now.
and I eat the cubitos
cubitos de pollo cubitos de beef
cubitos de pollo cubitos de carne
That's the ones that I used to eat when I was a kid.
I used to eat that shit.
That's not good for me.
No wonder I'm so fucked up now.
Oh shit, May.
Hi!
Hi, May.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Fuck you.
Why are you looking at me like that, fuck you.
Why are you looking at me like that?
What the fuck?
Why?
Because I- are you seeing- are you seeing that shit out of my hand?
Why are you judging me?
Why are you judging me?
People- people- people- people have different habits.
So what I enjoy the salt liquor too?
What I like salt?
Why are you judging me because I like salt?
Do you like Ritz crackers?
I like Ritz crackers.
Did you ever used to lick the salt off the crackers?
Why are you staring at me like that?
And now you put him back in the bag!
What the fuck?
Okay, I didn't do all that though.
I didn't put him back.
and put them back
and fucking put them back
the best salt
Oshir Salt, Rock Salt, MSG, Children's Tears on Eggs Box. What the fuck?
There's just something about MSG. It's so magical and delicious.
Do you blame me?
And they should taste good.
Mads, where's the salt lick option?
Okay.
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough judgments on my soul habits.
I'm not here for your judgment.
I thought- I thought this was supposed to be a safe space where people accept people.
I know, they get judgment from the judgment crowd.
sorry I didn't know I was being judged
I know I was fucking being judged today from the judgment crowd
bro what am I a puta what am I a puta
What am I a Buddha?
Oh my god that crow bro.
Ew, I don't like that crow.
I don't like that f**king crow, bro.
I like his ass.
I don't like him.
He's not nice.
He doesn't look cool.
Crow of Judgement?
No wonder he sucks.
F**k off crow of Judgement.
God damn it, how did that pole forget to include chicken salt chicken salt?
Guy I'm fucking dying fucking dying bro
I'm fucking dying bro.
I'm fucking dying.
She hates us. I don't hate you, what the fuck?
I
Mods invert everybody's balls and chat
Oh
a little bit of a question for you sure miss fillion why or why not
well uh let me see well i have seen that she hasn't been streaming i don't know why
Well, we really don't really speak so it's that's a very strange question to ask me.
Do you?
why don't you answer your old question
I bet you won't
I did not know that at all.
Yeah, it's augmented reality game.
I
Was I could do a RG, but I'm too dumb pull over
I'm too dumb to do anything smart like that. I'm not smart person. I'm a dumb person
oh thank you oh oh we sit everyone this is your
Daily Dose of Internet. This pilot got super close to a thunderstorm and saw an incredibly rare red sprite.
Go on 68 on average.
66 from fall into the middle of the off end.
I'm gonna go on the front of the car.
We are on the end of one by two.
I'm gonna drive to the side that I'm gonna...
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wait, what the fuck?
Go on the front of the car.
I'm gonna go on the front of the car.
We are on the end of one by two.
I'm gonna drive to the side that I'm gonna...
Whoa!
Right there in the corner.
What the fuck?
That's scary.
Do you think people like our ancestors back?
like our ancestors back then years ago see shit like this.
And they're like, ah, the world is ending, ah, ah!
Ah, ah, ah!
Ready?
Wait, how many?
Oh.
Who could have said how many eggs is that?
I just wasted a gajillion eggs.
Ready?
Okay.
Ready?
I am the ball this time.
Focus on the ball.
Oh my god.
There's a scale of luck or a bit of both.
Oh!
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
That kid's going to be a basketball player.
That kid is going to be a basketball player! What the heck?
It's a good thing they decided to wear their helmets.
What the fuck?
I'm going to get you out of here, check it out.
Why do they do that? What is this place?
Is it something they just do?
I'm going to get you out of here, check it out.
No, it's not it.
What?
Wrong card.
Hold on, check it out for me.
I would lose my mind.
Her mom doesn't let the dog go upstairs, so she had to teach her dog how to stay still.
Alfie.
She's not there!
No, she's not there, she's not there.
She's not there.
It's his nose.
My nose.
Pulled up the canes.
Who the heck is Lanez?
Who the fuck is Lanez?
Cainz.
Pulled up the canes.
Who the fuck is Lanez?
Chicken fingers!
Oh
Oh, at night time.
Why would you do this at night? Are you crazy?
Recycle.
oh
She was looking for her nanny cam and freaked herself out
Oh, that's so cute
What did she say that offended the cat so much?
This was an extremely close call
Excuse me, pilot?
Yeah.
I forgot to turn on airplane mode.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry to apologize.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Is that the reason why there was turbulence?
No.
No?
What?
That was for me.
Okay, thank you.
This egg came with a big surprise.
Ew!
No!
Egg and egg!
Uh-oh!
You know, I feel like we've been getting so many of these videos where it's like
It's like eggy-nagy-nagy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop.
I thought there was gonna be another egg.
This bird doesn't know the meaning of fear.
Crazy bird going in a tornado.
Okay, no.
Okay, no.
Okay, no.
Okay, no.
Why can't nobody land this job?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAHHHHH!
She went in the fridge when I got in the f***ing pizza!
She just beat into something!
TREASURE!
Don't put a piece of...
ITS.
The Salt.
It's destroying her brain.
Chet.
I'm f***ing dying!
What the f***?!
So, how did the Sphere know he was looking at him?
So, how did the Sphere know he was looking at him?
The humans find their mate by presenting them with the most beautiful pebbles they can find.
So some school kids painted the pebbles to help them out.
Whoa!
It must be so confusing!
What the fuck?
He just passed the lounge!
That's cute.
This student built a system that detects gas.
What?
That's pretty cool.
So I guess that's one way to make noodles.
Ewww!
EWWWWWW!
Why?
Is he gonna do it?
OH MY GOD, HOLY-
Do you think he fishes for compliments about his tattoo?
That's 40.
Smell that?
And on today's episode of Baywatch...
Crap, it's time-time!
I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that.
If it takes a long time...
I can't!
Oh, we've seen this already.
Look at him! There's so many Psytomos on those eggs.
Despite being blind, this guy is better at bowling than most people I know.
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
I think this lever is a bit stiff.
At the Home Depot! This is what's happening at the Home Depot! Rubik's killed by Home
Depot! At Home Depot!
watch a gummy bear dance this is potassium chlorine and this right here is a gummy bear
So, how does the water change color?
Why does it look like that?
Hey, why the hot?
I wouldn't drink it.
I would not drink that.
La Tomatina is the world's largest food fight that happens every year in Spain.
What?
Are you just throwing tomatoes at people?
Ew!
found the tiniest turtle you've ever seen in your whole life. Look at my thumb. This turtle
is like the size of my thumb. It's so tiny. He doesn't even know he's alive. It's so tiny.
He's just trying to help. Y'all need help finding anything?
This isn't his first time getting told off.
I don't know if you're the one who's in the bed, and you too.
I'm looking, you don't look over there.
You're looking over there.
So, how come these cats are glitching?
What the fuck?
What is the meaning of this?
Wait, that was positive!
Aw, he found the shadow.
This guy created a 5 meter long Kinects machine.
What the fuck?
Whoa.
Dude, a cat?
No!
No!
No!
Oh my buddy, that was the best shot I've ever f***ed in the end.
No!
It's so adorable, but at the same...
No stop!
Stop!
Like father, like son.
This ain't the most...
sour cheese
straight to the earth
if anybody comes in here and says
hey can I get pizza or a pop
no!
sour cheese
it ain't only chill sandwiches
get to it
anything else
you can sue or else
yeah
whoa
whoa
Oh, one rollerblade.
That was trickle-reading.
As long as it doesn't break through, do you think it's gonna break through?
Woo!
There we go.
He must be incredibly dizzy after this.
Wow.
Dude, there's a f***ing ghost in here, bro.
wait what the fuck what what the heck
so I know you guys know that I have a honk tag and it says honk if you think
I'm sexy
But I made this
I made a cup
With a 500 pound
Magnet
Both of it
I'm trying to run
And people are hooking at me the whole time
This guy would make a great Iron Man
I changed the cun of it
It's a little else
Wait what?
This guy would make a great Iron Man
I changed the cun of it
It's a little else
I just woke up on a party like that
They use
Would make a great
This guy would make a great Ironman
Has a chest hole it's a little else
Damn, that's a big-ass whole party like that
They use hand puppets when feeding chicks to avoid imprinting on them.
How about you, cat?
He's so cute!
This washing machine was built to help communities that still wash clothes by hand.
Oh my god.
This is how you make spinach in space.
We what?
At the rehydration station.
this is your status stop playing with your food that is yeah this video are you
being enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon
Better.
Jesus!
WHAAAA!
What the fuck?
Ahem.
Oh wait.
Let me check.
There's another one!
Hold on.
Hello, we're in the sea.
Yeah!
There's another one, there's another one, there's one more.
Dude, it's a gaming.
Science has wanted to prove-
I could never be an astronaut.
That shit's gonna share with me.
I don't wanna be in space.
I don't want to feel like no gravity. It scares me.
Move that anything could play doom.
Hello everyone, this is your dude as a gaming.
Scientists wanted to prove that anything could play Doom, so they got a Petri dish of human brain cells to play it.
Shut the fuck up.
No.
Stop.
Hello Rewan, this is your dude is a gaming.
Scientists wanted to prove that anything could play Doom, so they got a Petri dish of human brain cells to play it.
Ow the fuck.
real neuron gameplay but how does it watch out Kelsey how does it know watch
out Kelsey I'm gonna throw in it it's a good job she warned him in time
Okay, yeah, just hide
I'm gonna show you how to get down without dying
So like spells
Sorry
Looked at him and said how do I change my spells and then a fireball launches at him
So do you think he found this funny or not? I'm gonna put this on there
And then I'm gonna put nix on there
And then I'm gonna use bone mass when you go into space
So if you went to space then mouse then when you come back you'd be blown away in the wind with how light you were
I'm going to try the red one.
Wait, did you eat the red shrimp, Barrett?
I ate the green.
I'm going to try the red one.
Yeah, I just rode over this thing.
I know I'm not tweaking, dude. Like, you got to pull out.
He managed to get- Wait.
Yeah, I just went over this thing.
I know I'm not tweaking dude, like you gotta-
But don't sound like it!
He managed to get jumped scared by nothing.
nothing. I don't think he got out of the way quick enough.
Oh
So just so there's no confusion we have to pick the pokemon on the left
Okay, we could have got an articuto
We could have got a blaziken
We got a diglet I don't even want to think about how much this mistake cost him.
I want to see what the wheelie's like in this thing.
Alright, it broke.
Now he's on B!
I've never heard so much fear in a callout before and I get another un-punchable so
I'm gonna get the last perk, no but I'll pick an unkempt one for the first time.
What the fuck?
Oh that's my name Flo and this is Beehive Jack.
The mimics in this game have gotten too realistic.
Carrying this pool, that's how we know it's me.
Oh, stupid bitch.
What the fuck is she saying?
I hate this fucking name, Robus.
Well, I don't hate it, is this-
What are you thinking?
I'm just making my own laws.
I was right there!
God!
Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
I've never seen someone so committed to saving their friend.
No, dude, I like it better like this.
It adds character.
It adds character.
No, no. I'll fix it, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
Put it in your lap.
CRIPPER!
IN IJOO!
It hurt.
Man, the sky looks really pretty.
I was trying to play Pocopia the other day and I'm like, why is it always night time
When I'm on Pocopia and then I realize it's because it's safe to your real time.
Shit.
What the hell?
I'm glad there's all this night time.
I just stayed up all night...
...finding Pokemon.
I have been summoned.
He didn't look both ways before crossing.
Location your call if you want to intercept
Wait
Do you see that?
Yes, I see that.
Looks like there's ketchup all over them.
HAHAHAH!
Ketchup all over them!
He got the zoomies after beating the boss.
YAAAAAAAAY!
Here we go, here we go, here we go!
Oh, yeah, we're surviving this.
wait it's hanging on a wheel
hanging on a wheel
please
uh all according to calculus
i'll be most electrified in the world
wait what the fuck
what level is that
i've never heard i've never seen this
are you
is that a fucking nuclear reactor thing
what the fuck
oh yeah we're surviving this
we're not surviving this
we're surviving this
i'm not surviving this
you're gonna be survived
i survived
yes
Is this the Christmas level?
Please.
All according to calculus.
Garell.
So do you think he knows it's only a game?
Garell.
So do you think he knows it's only a game?
Open the door! Open it! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open the door!
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's just this game.
Let them...
That's... that's... that's... alright, alright, just...
Oh my god!
They made a real-life working Redstone door.
Whoa.
So, if I keep bouncing from shelf to shelf, I'm sure that'll go high enough through to
the top.
Ooh!
Okay, there's nothing in here, anyways.
Oh!
I think they pulled in the wrong barrel.
Oh!
Mike!
Oh, me!
Mike!
Mike!
Mike!
I'm so sorry!
My friend is coming he's crawling in
That's crazy. What's so funny?
His sacrifice will always be remembered.
My friend is coming. He's coming.
Always alive.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
We did it!
Ah!
No!
No!
No!
Ah!
It's on like the side of your knee.
Grab it.
And now you can either eat it or feed it to me and the ticks are actually really
helpful to cool all your hunger.
I think he might have changed his mind.
Hello, hi guys!
Yeah, I'll do the hell of your gossip.
Whoa.
Right?
I went to the third floor but there was nothing.
Oh my god, I haven't played League of Company in so long.
It's been so long.
I'm very happy I missed.
Sure, we'll find out.
That is Yenna's video. Are you hoping joy?
It's been ages since the dawn of lethal company. Since the dawn of lethal company. Since the
era of lethal company. Ages since the era of lethal company.
What happened to the game?
It's still going on.
I don't know.
Has it been updated recently or no?
To explain the Doom clip, those brain cells took about a week to learn how to play it.
Not as good as a human, but faster than any machine learning algorithm.
That company has been working on neural computing for several years now, and it's pretty impressive.
Also, those brain cells were grown in a Petri dish and were never part of a living person.
I can't believe this shit.
So then grow me a new brain then.
It looks like the last update that they had for Lethal Company was May 31st, 2025.
Add a new furniture.
Add in a new creature.
I don't think it's a dead game, uh, I just think they're working on, he's working on
other stuff yeah and there's mods so I really do miss lethal now we're stuck with
What's wrong with Ripple? Ripple's fun. Ripple's great. It's still managed by one guy. It is.
It is still managed by one guy. Only one guy.
Plus there's so many other games out.
There's so much friendship up as far as the eye can see.
Stretching out all across the universe.
There's so many new games out there.
There's a few new friends love games out on the horizon, but they're just demos right
now.
There's Shift at midnight.
There's that other game that we saw called Deep Dish Dungeon.
Those could be two contenders, I tell ya.
Those could be two contenders.
It could be two contenders!
Yeah, forest escape!
Try green hell someday.
Green hell. I have green hell.
I've been meaning to play green hell.
Green hell is so good.
I kept dying in green hell.
How many people can play green hell?
Oh, you can play by yourself too.
What's the maximum amount of players for green hell?
Solo or 4?
I played it solo, I don't have friends, it's okay.
I never used to have friends either, then I became a vtuber.
Now I have friends.
Now I have friends.
5
5
Friends and one boon.
True
Yeah, I played Yappie up too. That was pretty fun. Yappie up was pretty fun.
I'm playing Fatal Frame on Thursday. We have a sponsor for Fatal Frame on Thursday.
Yes. I'm playing on Thursday. On Thursday.
Any chance for a Peter Cla- I need to see when Pete wants to play, uh, cause we're gonna play The Warriors.
I don't know if you guys have ever heard of The Warriors?
Rockstar- Rockstar came out with this game a long time ago called The Warriors.
It is based off of the cult movie Warriors.
I feel like, in my opinion, it's one of the greatest Rockstar games that have ever come out.
Wait, is Pete live now?
I can't I can't make him play if he didn't want to play. What was he gonna play?
What is he doing today? Oh, he's walking and talking. He's out in the real world.
No games today. He's out in the real world.
He's touching grass.
We can't take him hostage. He's touching grass. He's outside.
He's touching grass. He'll do it for us since we're not touching the grass.
You guys think you're so cool because you can touch grass?
Well, you know what?
Go on and stroke your grass.
Go on and stroke your grass if you want to stroke your grass.
Without me.
Hey, stop stroking yourself. I said stroke grass, not yourself.
But if something's wrong with me, and I can't explain what it is.
Whatever happened to you, or you ever just felt like off and you can't really tell why something's wrong.
But you know something's wrong, you feel like something's wrong, you just don't know what it is.
You just feel like something's off and you just don't know what.
You can't really put your finger on it.
So you just doesn't feel right.
They're right.
Probably anxiety, maybe.
My anxious about anything.
It's hard to say.
It's hard to say what.
It's hard to say.
It might be kuchi.
No, it's not. It's not kuchi day. It's not kuchi day. No. It's not kuchi day. Not yet for me.
I'm afraid to discuss these things because I don't want people to start tracking my shit.
But then again, I feel like since I just started having stuff like this,
I feel like I'm going to be irregular for a long time for a while.
What the fuck is coochie date? You wouldn't understand if you didn't have a coochie.
If you don't have a coochie you just don't understand. So whatever. You're just not in the know.
I kinda know. If you don't have one, you just don't get me.
And you just don't understand me.
You just wouldn't get it.
Wait, wait, what do you mean by tracking? What do you think I mean?
What do you think I mean by that?
What do you think I f**king mean?
What do you think I mean, bruh?
There's a period tracker website.
How does that make you feel?
no no no not this is accurate I don't know I don't know some people say it is
But some people say it's not
It's natural women stuff, I guess
There's a natural natural women stuff, I guess
Ruben would know he's on it.
Mouse is sensing something's off in the cinema roll force.
I bet there's a cinema roll she needs to save.
I have to save a cinema roll.
If I don't save him, what do we do if we can't save him?
Okay, I don't know what I'm in the mood for today.
I just know I feel often I feel weird.
I feel weird today.
And I just want to play something.
To get my mind off of everything that's in my brain.
Kill Kenny!
no more Kenny no more Kenny no more Kenny bro
bro I've been thinking about that fucking Warhammer video since we watched
it and the fact that that guy is living a life of torment and everybody in that
whole universe is just I can't stop thinking about it everybody's suffering
all the time that's so fucked up that was so fucked well that's so fucked what
the fuck man
I want some vodka.
I want some vodka.
ummm
drain... you know i would play drain simulator but
you know that the game has AI in it i'm so sad about that
it literally has AI i check triple double triple check
Sadnessy, you know.
It says, some in-game radio broadcasts use AI-generated voice acting.
The audio is pre-generated and the game does not generate AI content during gameplay.
Yeah, but they use AI-generated broadcasts.
It's time for the mouse to be influenced by the brick for more Warhammer.
You know what I mean?
I will keep on playing fear, but I don't know if I can I think I think I'm starting to think that this is anxiety
And I think that my anxiety is too
Because I'm getting like okay, do you guys ever get this where it's like
It feels like an electrical like a little electrical like zap in your chest sometimes that just
kind of like happens
It makes you really tired.
I've been getting out since I woke up today.
I wish I could explain what it feels like.
Yeah, my art reactor is acting up.
See ya, cardiologist!
It's not my heart, it's just like, I think it's anxiety.
It could be heart aromia.
No, I don't think it's heart aromia.
It could be coming down from the adrenaline spike you had from playing FIA yesterday.
You think so?
Well that game was fucking crazy.
How much more do I have in fear?
I'm halfway right?
Let's do a poll.
We can do a poll.
finish, finish, pray, the walking trade fear
Have you ever tried playing little kitty, big city?
Silly relaxing exploration game with no AI at all
Pussy!
Pussy sin!
I got finished trade, walking trade, trade, finished, fear, random demos, pics of sim,
you know you guys got me thinking about green hell holy shit, you know how I love shit like
that?
You know how much I love shit like that.
That guy's got me thinking about Green Hill.
Why can't I barely see my screen?
Why am I blind?
Why am I blind?
The pool is half trash. What? The pizza stand is not trash.
Green Hill? I should have put Green Hill on there.
Reroll.
Candy didn't like, candy didn't like what, all the peeps.
I know because when we played, when we played with Candy,
the co-op mode isn't real.
Okay, I'm gonna work game.
Green hell.
Pizza sim.
I make you pizza.
I make you food.
I'm going to take out random, I'm going to take out walking trade, finish prey, finish fear,
We rolling
Hey, what is this?
What is this?
Did you wash your eyes from the ginger ale?
Also, the off-feeling may be a potential side effect from meds.
I know sometimes, if I take a med and it goes down wrong,
even if a regular med, it can make the body act funny.
And no play.
I suggest a dry can. It is a climbing game.
What the fuck?
Why is it- why is it in the-
Twitch!
Really?
It just stops!
What the?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
It just stops!
What the...
Hello?
It literally just stops playing.
Why is it doing this?
It literally keeps- it stops right at that moment, like it doesn't play after that.
Why?
Maybe if I reload the pad.
Feel it.
Truly an-
Now it stops there!
What the fuck?
It's not too many tabs. I literally barely made that open!
Okay, it's going out. I don't know what the fuck happened.
Feel it. Truly an influence to the obsession of limbo space-
What the fuck?! It's like- why is it- why is it doing that?
I'm so confused.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I feel it.
Truly an influence to the obsession of liberal spaces.
What the fuck was that?
What was that thing?
I hated that piece of shit thing!
Fuck that thing bro.
Fuck that thing.
Oh, Green Hill won.
You know what's crazier about fear?
The guy who made its AI is Dr. Jeff Orkin, a PhD in artificial intelligence graduated
from MIT, the enemy.
AI was crafted by him from scratch and it's still a marvel two decades later.
It is, it is quite the game.
Wait, am I gonna do?
am I gonna do it by myself? Connor can't play cuz he's busy. Can you go it alone?
Wait, what the fuck? The plain graphics settings failed display mode. Please click
Re-Twire. Re-Twire, check if your graphics driver is not c-
What? What the fuck? What do they mean by that?
What the fuck? What the fuck do they mean by that?
Well, let's try on my graphics. My computer is a crazy beast.
I mean, it looks fine to me.
Okay, looks fine to me. There's a tutorial?
Can I play a tutorial?
Oh my god.
What's wrong with my graphics card?
My computer's a freaking beast.
Don't fuck with me, fellas.
Okay, I'm here hey I made it
It's everything all right. Yeah, you can come up
You do know you have the walkie-talkie, right?
I do have a walkie-talkie. Oh see for top. Hello
I'm not talking to anybody
You can come up. You can come up
Just go ahead. Mm-hmm. I need to find something in in my backpack
Uh, what exactly?
Um, what exactly?
The gear should already be at the camp.
You will know when the time comes.
Patience.
Very well. You can catch up, I guess.
The path leads through that canyon.
Uh-huh. I know.
I'm not camped.
What if I just jump off and kill myself?
What would you say then if I killed myself?
Would you even care?
I'm afraid I got a big stone what I do with it give me my
I got a big stone!
Oh, uh, have you tied down the boat?
See.
Jake, um, I know this might sound stupid under the circumstances, but I am glad we came back here.
Why? You're not even with us.
Yeah, I feel ya.
Man, the place is beautiful.
Still.
Still.
We can forget what we came here for in the first place.
I know.
What are we coming for?
But as soon as we're settled in,
I am off to the Devil Huaca village.
What?
Yeah, but Huaca.
And what if they will not speak to us?
Come on, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
You're a phenomenal interpreter.
If anyone can communicate with them, it's you.
He's one of them!
Good thing I have an anthropologist at hand.
Dr. Higgins.
I'm a doctor?
Am I board certified?
Come on here!
Oh, I found it! The camp!
I found the camp!
I found the camp!
I'm forklift certified.
Is this my camp?
Oh!
Okay, found the tent.
Is everything okay?
That's... it's okay.
The camp looks impressive. They put up a tent for us. Looks like everything's ready.
Soul Trail always delivers.
At first glance it looks like we have everything we might need.
And a can of food!
Per-fecto!
Per-fecto!
Well, hey, what?
Why is it they two?
What?
The last tribe, this is their land.
They're heretics.
a romantic dinner romantic canned beans user imagination what the fuck this is
their land and their heritage as it has been for thousands of years everyone
who comes here needs to respect this it's been three years since we last saw
them last they often react with fear to the unknown it's crazy but we really
need their help their entire plan depends on it okay
Undergrowth, understory, canopy layer, emergent layer.
Oh!
Okay.
I'll have to make a fire.
Ooh! Armadillo!
Cahoo!
Are there capybores in the game?
Behind all the danger, there's still so much beauty in the jungle.
Am I going to get a capybara friend?
Oh, we have a huaca.
Living in the deep interior of the Amazon, we have a huaca tribe is one of the about
80 lost tribes due to a fear of the modern and cruel world.
And mostly remain isolated.
Will they welcome us?
Are they the key?
lead to us as to why we're here. The dart frog? Oh. Poisonous. Solar panels.
So far this game has given me Firewatch Vibes, which is another great game, maybe you could
play sometime. Oh yeah I have to play that game I still haven't played fire watch. Choose a place for a small fire.
Oh I can see why this is hard. Hold on.
Okay, that's not how you start a fire.
I'm not sure if I should go back or not.
Sanity!
It's kind of minding the forest.
Um...
Wait, how do I do this?
Do I need to drop an item onto the crafting table?
Or do I have to pick them up?
Oh, they're not there.
I have to pick them up.
I can find some sticks.
I know what sticks look like.
No problem.
I took a bird's nest.
I need sticks.
Uh, that's a stone.
I'll find a stick.
I'll find a fucking stick. I know what sticks look like.
Look, I found a stick!
And I found another stick!
Who the fuck is Leona?
Rope.
I found another stick!
I'll find another sticks!
Whoa! I could die going down there.
As well fuck all the sticks. This is supposed to be a forest, a jungle, la jungla.
We're all a fucking stick!
Machete!
Honey, I can't seem to find a bag or two.
Are you too lazy?
Or else you brought everything?
Yeah, everything the porters left
I'm fucking busy bro, are you doing this part in order than me?
I'm actually doing real work around here
I'm not in work yet, but it feels that way
Guys, I have too much big sticks
Oh, maybe if I cut them.
This is how we cut sticks and Puerto Rico.
Just like that.
And Puerto Rico is how we cut the sticks.
I think I'll be okay.
This is the place where you have to stop.
And we're here.
Oh, no, no.
It's the other side of the road.
It's the side of the road.
And we're here.
We're here.
And we're here.
And we're here.
And we're here.
And we're here.
And we're here.
And we're here.
I see how the things are cut in Puerto Rico, like this.
We are here in the jungle.
I
Looks like everything's ready Mia. Can you bring me a lighter?
Remember when I mentioned we seemed to be lacking some equipment. What the fuck are you talking to me throw walkie talkie?
Yeah, we have no fire
I'm not a single lighter nor box of matches.
I haven't seen your beautiful face. Where are you?
We ordered both. They're supposed to be my wife. Check everywhere.
Where are you wife? You need to do it the old fashioned way.
They're supposed to be my wife. I will not the best start of the expedition.
Andrail. A new crap.
Where's my...
Where's the new crab? Stick, a plank, and a small stick.
Okay.
Excuse me, my wife. Why aren't you here helping me?
I need to find something dry.
Like my balls.
Small leaf pile.
There, the bird nest is dry. Oh, never mind, just kidding.
And another small leaf pile.
What about these leaves?
Oh.
Harvest.
If you use a hand drill, I'm not going to put the bird's nest in there.
Bird's nest are dry?
I didn't.
There.
It's time.
Oh.
It's time.
After you do my book bag out, what the fuck?
Uh...
How do I do this?
Oh.
Bitch!
Oh Mia!
Fire is burning!
Oh Mia! Come over here! The fire is burning!
How do you do it?
What you seem so calm? I am calm. I don't know how to explain it, but
Strangely, it feels safer here and there. Oh, I don't know what jaguars venomous spiders and snakes
Let's not forget the scorpions
Scorpion near and spite hurts like hell. I am well aware of that
But still we have a chance to achieve something
thing. Make a difference. At home all we could have done was be helpless and wait.
He said Jackwires.
I love you.
I love you. But I didn't know where my ambition would lead us.
I love you and I love Jackwires.
If I knew it would put you in danger, I wouldn't have written that damn book.
Yeah, and if everyone had that attitude, there would be no scientific progress whatsoever
Don't blame yourself
There might still be time to reverse the whole thing and I love you too
Nonetheless, I'm a bit worried about you meeting the Yabba walker every year. What I need to go alone
We already agreed. That's the only way besides they don't seem to like you
Uh-oh.
They don't seem to like outsiders.
Is it because of my name?
Oh, no.
You wrote a book about them?
We're never seeing her again, are we?
My wife, where are you?
My wife!
You left your supreme chocolate bar.
Oh no, is she gone?
I'm at the-at village.
Call me with radio when you wake up.
Yes, there's a little gift for you. Love me a-uh-oh.
I played out last. I know what happens.
Is she gonna get pregnant?
It's recording number one.
So, I'm on the expedition with my wife, Mia.
What?
Hey, Mia. Hey, Mia. Say hello.
I just feel like every time these things happen, the woman always gets pregnant for some reason.
So, we can start working right away. I'll focus on indexing new plant species and Mia.
Can you explain what you're going to do?
Uh, well, I'm going to eat the Jeb-a-Mock-a-Thor.
It's true, for some reason they always get freakin' pregnant.
I know, honey. I'm worried.
Okay, that's all for now.
It was...
Mia?
And Jake against day one.
Eat that winters!
Wine of the soul, the effects of the psychedelic substances usually last several hours,
in that time the participants in the ceremony experience a spiritual revelation.
Uh-oh, am I gonna eat this shit?
Are they gonna make me eat it? Am I gonna go on a journey? Is my wife gonna get pregnant?
Hello? Mia?
Hey, sleepyhead. Finally up.
Mysterious, painted warriors appeared yesterday on the riverbank as we floated by.
Who are they?
Are friends?
Do you have a hoaca?
I'm afraid to talk about them.
Uh oh.
You left already?
Why didn't you wake me up?
You know I hate farewells.
Well, I was hoping we'd have breakfast together.
You surprised me.
That's all.
Admit it.
You thought I forgot your birthday, didn't you?
Well, I didn't.
Is this my birthday?
Happy birthday to me.
It's my birthday.
Is this my birthday present?
Oh, she's gonna be a watch that monitors all my vitals.
How thoughtful.
Exactly what I wanted it even has solar batteries
Check yourself to see if you're not missing any we've been here only a few days
Can't worry you out
Thanks for the food big check your watch. How do I check my watch?
wow my DNA it's perfect it's pooping time search for something nutritious oh
isn't it the protein bar that's nutritious
What'd it do for me?
Oh my god, look!
My DNA!
New dialogue on my...
Uh oh.
Well rested and well fed.
Perfect!
And keep it that way.
We need that brain of yours working at peak performance.
I'll try to take good care of it.
Have you found him yet?
I'm sorry. And as expected, they don't want to talk.
Never leave the house again if I am not here.
But they haven't given you a word. That's a good sign.
You need to convince them that you're one of them.
Mm-hmm. Agreed. That seems to be the right course of action.
I will sleep on the edge of the village and only eat what I can find.
What the fuck? What? Why don't we just leave?
Brave girl.
Thanks for the encouragement.
Looks like I'm on my own from now on.
We can't get in touch so often, as long as I remain in the village.
Didn't think in the sad...
That's a terrible idea! Why are you doing this?
I really don't want to lose touch.
If anything goes wrong, I'll leave the village and get you on the radio.
Otherwise, you can assume everything is just fine and there is no need to worry.
She's gotta get pregnant!
Alright. Let's focus on the goal.
focus on the gold. We'll be focusing on indexing new plant species. I think I saw a few new
specimen around here.
She's going to get pregnant. She's going to get pregnant. Wonder what we're going to do.
Check the cork board.
Tobacco plant leaves are great for healing venom bites. But what else can they heal?
I saw this plant on the north side of the camp after climbing a rock there are plenty of them. It's good place to start
Well, I don't know what to tell you maybe you shouldn't get pregnant all the time
How do I know which way is north? Oh
I'll find you tobacco plant and I'm gonna chop you down.
I'm from Puerto Rico and in Puerto Rico you never leave without a machete in your hands.
I never leave without a machete in your hand when you leave Puerto Rico.
The same here in Michigan.
Fuck me.
Mia.
I knew I was supposed to not call, but I just found my phone.
I snapped and I fell down a good 30 feet.
Just me? Are you okay?
I'm not sure.
Hold on. I'll walk away a bit so they can't hear you.
Let me know once you have checked yourself.
I'm gonna check myself. Inspect your body.
Body inspection time!
Uh oh.
Go.
Body inspect.
I see no such thing here.
Oh, that's definitely not good.
Oh no.
Oh no.
My manhole.
My penis!
Iron Mouse, we love and appreciate you so much.
Your love, your chaos and your music brighten our days.
You bring people together and make a place where everyone can smile and feel welcome.
Thank you for the streams, the jokes, the energy and the heart you share with us.
Every day we will always cheer for you and support you no matter what
Thank you so much. How many machetes do we have? So many machetes
It's it's alright
Nothing's broken just scratches and bruises. Oh nothing to worry about
In the jungle every scratch can be dangerous
You need to patch everything up. You remember how to do it? No
I can't say that I remember no look for Molineria
long leaves without any markings and is surrounded by yellow flowers okay I'll
go look for it you should have it in your notepad
What the f**k is Molinaria?
Maybe I should just get another machete and another one and another one.
I think I have enough mathetes.
Mollinaria.
It's not an easy idea for crafting bandages.
I'll go look for Mollinaria.
Oh!
It just so happens that there's a Mollinaria tree here.
Oh! Mollinalia tree!
I've cut down the Mollinalia tree!
And now I'm gonna make a...
A bandage!
three leaf bandages just for me
oh oh my god this is wait hold up
Here I am, all wrapped up nicely.
I'm wrapped up like a present for you, baby.
Does it hurt?
No.
Yes.
Um, not much.
No.
Yes.
Good.
Hopefully it will heal fast.
So how are you doing?
I'll be initiated in a few days.
Initiated?
Why do you need to be initiated again?
You already want to create one of their own after that.
And I should be able to have some decent sense.
That doesn't make sense.
The elders are opposed to this though.
Luckily, Chief Kulini is on my side.
But didn't she already visit that before?
Why did she have to be initiated again?
I think they were divided even before I joined them.
The chief wanted to approach the World Health Alliance
peacefully, but a few of the elders insisted on fighting.
Now, the Deba Huaca basically have two factions.
Sounds dangerous, Mia.
Be careful.
I'm not in any danger, told you, I'm optimistic.
Oh man, she's gonna get pregnant.
Jake, please answer me.
Break 30, wait, what?
Jake, I need you here.
Jake, please, please answer me.
Uh-oh.
Mia, what happened?
Mia, speak to me.
Mia.
Uh-oh.
What are we doing now?
What's going on over there?
You are not prepared...
The achievement for the tutorial says...
You are not prepared.
Hey there, Mousy.
Did you ever play Far Cry 6?
I've been playing the hell out of it recently,
and I'm enjoying it a lot.
It also has co-op.
I've never played Far Cry.
Oh no!
Jaguar!
The biggest cat in the Americas!
Find me a...
I'm sorry, how the fuck am I supposed to find her?
On the way to the first hole!
The first hole!
It's the second hole!
It's the second hole!
The second hole!
It's the second hole!
Oh
My god, you think I got a parasite fish in my pee hole
Hello?
Hello?
Jake!
What the hell is going on there?
I don't know man, you just called me and you told me that you were-
Come on!
Speak to me, Jake!
No!
You need to-
Look at him, he's spun this!
Don't say how they're too heavy!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Jake!
Don't say hello to me!
Rescue me! Please!
There's a lot of them getting mad at me.
Do I even have my stuff?
That was the tutorial!
Oh my god!
Right and far, all the story of Jake Higgins, content of free update number 19, Lane Keeper
is not available in this mode.
survival aspects in this endless mode. Experience what happened before the events
shown in story mode. Recommended for players who already finished story mode.
Challenges.
Walk in the park. Peaceful mode with no hostile attacks. You can still walk into danger by
yourself recommended for players want to focus on building and exploring welcome
to the jungle balance survival experience recommended for all players
enemies are more hostile sandy penalties are a oh my god oh my god if you die
Why all progress is locked in Jesus Christ?
I'm not out of mattering, I'm a rookie.
I'm a rookie, I can't do this. I can't do it by myself.
Not, not hell.
I feel like I'm gonna die anyway.
I'm gonna die anyway.
It took me 90 attempts to clear grea-
90 attempts?
Okay.
I'm here.
Hey!
I made it!
At the booth again?
Is everything all right?
Yeah!
Oh no.
Um, you do know you have the walkie-talkie, right?
Oh, more of this thing!
Just go ahead. I need to find something in my backpack.
You can skip it. Skip tutorial.
Oh, thank god.
Hello.
Hello.
Jake, what the hell is going on there?
Come on, speak to me, Jake!
I thought it was going to make me drool all over again.
Speak to me, Jackie.
Jackie, please, Jackie.
Oh, I can't answer her now.
Mia!
Mia!
Mia! Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia!
Damn it, this radio!
Pork?
Molinaida?
Mia?
Micro-Elements?
Fine help.
find help
oh brother
oh my god this is a lot
this is more than I thought
this is like the forest kind of
check objective in notebook
Find help. What happened? Where is Mia? She called me from a tribe village. What was she afraid of? What was I running from?
It's the 33rd day of the expedition. My notebook is drenched in water. I don't have any supplies. Mia's not responding.
Hello? Can anyone hear me? I had an accident. I don't know what happened. Please.
Please help me. Over. Oh no! I gotta get out of the water! The parasite's gonna go up my
Help! Help! Help! I don't want to glove my dick hole!
My pee hole! I have to save it.
Oh no! All my machetes are gone! I don't even have one machete!
What do I do now?
I'm help well
okay well I grab I grab the rock wait
Crap, where can I craft with this?
I can't craft shit, eat my balls.
Ah, small stones.
Can I punch trees?
No.
Ah, minecraft.
Find some sticks, I guess.
If I have to punch a Jaguar, I will.
I guess I have to go that way.
If I have to punch a Jaguar, I will punch a Jaguar.
You will see.
I will punch a Jaguar.
wire I'm not afraid of jaguars
what the heck this is cave I can live here in the cave
Guys, I haven't even found one stick on the floor.
Make it make sense.
Oh, there's mushrooms.
I'll take these.
I'll take those.
They might be good to eat.
I need one now!
I guess I can't have iguana meat.
Okay.
Oh, I found sticks for these plants.
Uh-oh. Snake.
Bird?
Where's my stamp? I don't know!
Something's eating.
Oh, I'm moving. I can't tell.
Um...
I don't know what that mushroom has effects for.
Oh, I can make a large storage basket, a small storage basket.
What is that?
What?
Where is that?
Oh my god, Armadillo!
Hey there!
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to punch you.
You can't eat an Armadillo, can you?
Can you have Armadillo meat?
My god, Chad, I really gotta pee.
Whoa! Green frog!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh!
Maybe I shouldn't have touched the frog.
Whoa!
Oh, I wish I could touch the frog.
what if I what if I put the frog in what if I lick the frog maybe it'll heal me
if I lick it I'll be your back I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm gonna pee really quick
don't get lost in the jungle
This love obsession, it's double but it's my pleasure
The statistic, it's my heart's
I move you slowly
Like this is castle space
You would be so lovely
If there were not for me
The passion that you have paid
Hanging the power we hold
Over your mind, over your body
And your side, away so
If you're looking to impress, entertain or to be of use,
and improve your care as much as you say you do.
I want you fighting for me, I want you.
I want you fighting for me.
I want you fighting for me, I want you fighting for me.
And when you fall, I want you fighting for me.
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
Don't worry, leave those tears.
Come off your cheeks.
It's clear, stay your masquerade.
You've been dependent.
Subsulate.
They may bring out entertain you
Though so desperate here to please
Our all-consuming worship
Is all I want
Is that what you have
That I know is not
Don't you want to
Pick up your lies and
Love, love, love
Will be so hidden
To your sacrifice
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
Cry for me.
I'm a man who can't do anything.
You're a man who can't do anything.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're a good kid, a cute kid, aren't you?
Hey, hey, you're a good kid, aren't you?
It's hard.
I love you, love you, love you.
I love you more, more.
I love you.
苦しい踊り 苦しい 苦しい地獄 逃げ逃げで 止められないわ
I can't lose to anyone.
It's a beautiful girl.
More than that girl.
More than that girl.
More than anyone.
More than anyone.
Look at me.
I'm a big fan.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You're a dirty girl.
I love you, I love you, I love you
I'll give you everything, to you, to you
I'll give you everything
I don't have enough of you
I won't let you go
I'm sorry
I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you more and more, I love you more and more
I want you more and more
It's painful, I won't let you go
It's painful, I want you more and more
I can't make you happy
Make me smile
Make me smile
Make me smile my rapid pace
Time to place your center stage
Eaten bullets, cut them up
The sheets of carpet, devil's state
Through your worthy of my pain
Show no weakness as the bait
Hang on as I hold your faith
As judgment I will always be
Take it all in the darkness
To the second you've got this
Ritual sin into your heart
It all begins with you
Old laws and taxes are known
No man derelicts in battle
Just it's perplexed to read
As one of the game, it ends with you
I know you'll have it in your mind To be a good faithful child
Come and you'll die, you will die this night, won't make it by all
Stop
One, two, three, four, five, zero, three, four
Spread the spider's shadow through their hole, you'll bite and feed them all
Come on, come on, let's see your soul, see the truth, we're seeding stars
Day and night, waste the hour, baby, aiming in the cold
All the towers, walls and wheels, fortune holds more than it seems
But for the force of mind, the body's rough, it is forced to rise
Maybe not as a thrill, but it is then
What is your cease to come in
When the sun is dark like paint, do you think?
All this will be over quick
Give them cause and just a twist
Rockin' drums, your favorite spouse and sisters
Wait, we're at your risk
Serve your birth, serve your rest
I'm putting on descent
Must your audience everything
You'll find yourself in hell again
Now when the trips are buried, keep the culture with the temperature
And test my little potions, I'm the one who'll give your body chills
And make you float and do a, I know you love this kind of thrill
Riding through your neck and the static goes away to tide
Back me away, offer plenty you like in the night
Rise with me, take it slow and fill you out again
Tideway, be more than love will last until the end
Oh, could you ever know what's up?
Oh, what would happen if I told ya?
Walk you to fuck and you'll find a little tree
Hungin' is meant to serve the many sides of me
I know you've got on this twisted Halloween
You can't run away now, though it's time to feast
It's getting dark, the witch and I were smitten here
Raise the ball, if you run I'll make you disappear
Grave, you're out of hand with me and you'll lose everything
Wildcard, free your mind and see it crystal clear
My
Oh my god, I
I just fucking puked you would think I'd I ate the fucking poison dart frog
You think I ate that shit myself the parasite has been removed
I'm fine holy shit I'm talking like I went to the bathroom like I feel kind of
funny I peed and I'm like I feel really funny
I was like what the fuck?
What's going on?
And then all of a sudden I was like
BOO!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
I was like that guy that fucking popped it
from Team America. Team America, World Police.
Guys, am I gonna die? Because I touched this fucking drone?
Oh no.
Am I hallucinating now because of all the fucking frogs?
I thought it was a fucking- I thought it was just a red frog!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Woah!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Ok, so I'm poisoned and I have parasites.
Ow!
Is that a crab?
Wait, I got a crab for dinner!
Crab!
Might as well grab some sticks while I'm at it.
A copy borrow!
Oh my god!
No! My friend! Come back! My friend!
Come back!
Where are these things?
It's getting kind of dark, is it the sun or is it me? Am I dying?
It's getting kind of dark.
I don't know.
I think I'm lost.
I think I'm lost, guys.
I think I'm lost.
Hey, cool.
Was that a jaguar?
I gotta get a better look.
No, it's another capybaro.
Come here, Cappy Bear, my friend.
Come here, Cappy Bear, my friend.
What's this?
What if I just succumb to death?
Let's go north.
Let's go north.
It says I should find help, but I don't know where help is.
Follow the river. Oh, that's smart.
Oh, what's that?
God, I'm thirsty.
Man in the tribe village.
A dryer.
My heartbeat is in my ears.
Hey, a flashlight.
Hey, flashlights in here?
My heartbeat is in my ears.
I need a flashlight.
Hey, flashlights in here?
Anybody in this village had a flashlight?
I'll pick a nap.
I
This was before I got my parasite in my dick hole
Hello, can anyone hear me all right new strategy. I had an accident
I don't know what happened. Please. Help. Over.
New strategy.
Fuck.
Find help. This is my wife. She's probably pregnant now.
I'm pretty sure she is.
Um, I'll gather a few, uh, all the water's unsafe. I shouldn't drink it.
Let me harvest this stone.
I can make a stone blade.
Where's the stone blade entry?
Stone blade.
I'm going to make one.
There we go.
Perfect.
Now I can cut stuff up.
B, I know what I'm doing.
I have a knife.
Pfft! This giant trunk will stop a tree from regrowing.
Well, I don't give a fuck about the tree regrowing!
Do you see how many trees are in here?
There's...
...gajillions of trees!
Stupid piece of shit!
Eheh!
Little bad piece of shit!
What the fuck is that?
I'd have to make another stone blade, my blade broke.
And so Mouse made her way through the jungle, using her gremlin chompers to devour every
living thing that walked. Soon the village children would hear tales of the pink one
that would appear on moonlit nights to wander the trees for eternity.
Yes.
Don't you worry about a thing.
I know how to survive.
I'm not lost.
I'm gonna find my wife.
And she better not be pregnant!
But she's gonna be in big trouble!
Okay I got enough, I got enough sticks.
Must be enough for fire.
I got enough sticks for fire.
I don't know which direction we should go in.
I guess we just follow the water.
That's what Chad told me and Chad knows what they're doing, so I'm going to do what Chad said and follow the water.
That's always a good idea.
Well, as if I fall here I die.
What are these things?
Did you see a mushroom?
Here we go.
Uh oh.
One thing was wandering around.
Don't think we're wandering around.
I don't see any water!
Oh great, now it's raining!
And now we know how the Chupacabra legend was born.
was born.
It's north, I guess.
This is good.
What?
What do you mean leech?
AHHHHHHHH!
Get out of me, you bloodsucker!
Ewww!
Yuck!
What is this?
Banana!
Wait!
Banana!
Banana!
Banana!
Banana!
Ewww!
Yuck!
Whoa, what is this?
Bananas!
Wait!
We found bananas!
Oh my god, that was a snake, it's a bowl.
A ritual bowl.
I thought that was a fucking snake bro.
He's having a...
Come here!
Come here, little iguana!
Oh, Iguana!
Bempaga! I'm Puerto Rican!
I'm not afraid!
Oh, I found a bone knife!
Oh, I dropped you down here.
You can sleep in the hammock.
This is a perfect spot for me.
I have so many creatures like what
What the fuck is this?
Ewww, what is this?
Burn that back?
Oh, it's a math.
Or at least what's left of it?
Religious rituals and healing ceremonies in the Yavahua.
Is this my book?
Is this the book that he wrote?
Hmm.
Lambda 2.
Doesn't ring a bell.
Is this where we're at?
Are we here at this thing is this where I have to go lambda to is that was it
Is that what it is? Lambda 2?
Check Lambda 2 location.
Make and drink ayahuasca to restore your memory.
What?
I gotta do what now?
Ayahuasca!
What the fuck?
Is this the village?
Where is everybody?
There's no signs of natives or Mia.
There are backpack, book, notes, and map.
Who does it all belong to?
46 West, 26 South.
from the notes ayahuasca helps patients with amnesia only in the presence of a
shaman fuck is this safe have I done this before is there any other way step
one light a fire under a ceremonial cauldron step to collect the ingredients
and put them inside damage the role bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh
strips of wine growing okay well it's dark now
I like the ingredients and put them inside.
Okay, well it's dark so
I should go to bed now and then in the morning
we'll make the ayahuasca.
The dark is possible, I'm going to bed.
I'm going back to bed.
Wake up at 7 am on the dot ready to start my day baby!
Hey!
Ready to start my day, baby?
Hey!
Peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep!
Okay, I'm not ridden all that.
So, according to my notes, we have to make drugs.
We need stuff from this tree, and then we need this thing.
What the fuck are we gonna find that?
Oh, perfect.
What tree are they talking about?
Probably a good idea to make a base slash camp first.
I mean, I don't see why I can't live here.
Like, it has everything I need.
What the fuck is that?
I can make a house.
We can make.
I'm taking a shark or what?
Happy boroughs!
Oh my god, what is that thing, he's so cute!
Come back!
I can totally live here.
They love you
In the way to use this to make the ritual bowl here deep in the thick rainforest
We can see even the smallest of creatures have a big impact
Hey, hey, don't you step on me buddy give me the camera
What the fuck?
Game toad.
What's a trap for animal?
Animal trap.
What?
I'm not leaving here, there's food here and water.
I don't like eat it
I got a coconut coconut
Oh my God.
Wait, the kids in a day?
I need to eat these bananas.
Am I hungry?
I am pretty hungry.
I'll eat a banana.
what do you mean by sausage? how do you harvest?
now drink
I drink coconut and I ate a banana
okay uh
I guess I can make a raffle and shit here, I don't know.
What can I do here?
Oops.
Like a fish?
Oh, Happy Borrowed Friends!
No, come back!
Aww.
It's not my friend.
I wonder if we can make a building using these structures,
or if I should just make like a tiny house here.
Maybe I just make a tiny house here.
I can make five long sticks, one three logs, six rope, hey where do I get a log from?
I thought it took him all off.
I thought it took him all off!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god, he was sucking me off!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Suck in me off.
What the fuck, bruh?
Nasty.
I just want to build a house. Leave me alone.
How do I make the house?
Uh, oh, frame, the disc.
I don't, I don't like that, oh I could just make a hutch shelter, that's fine, this allows
me to save the game.
We'll make a small HUD shelter first.
Maybe a small shelter?
This one looks easier, I don't know.
Well we need to make one of these first because we gotta save the game.
You can't save the game without it.
It's here.
I need a long stick.
These are normal sticks!
Just build a mansion?
Very funny buddy.
I said it's too fat.
Too fat I tell you.
Too fat I tell you.
It's too fat.
It's too fat.
Where's the other long stick?
He's got a fucking log.
I
Need a stick quick
For flies
Biggie's run!
Biggie's run!
They're gonna attack me!
Cause this.
Unknown mushroom.
Oh no!
You gotta be kidding me!
What do you mean you gotta be kidding me?
What do you mean you gotta be kidding me?
I'm not kidding you!
I'm not kidding you!
What do you mean you got to be kidding me buddy?
Let's make another one!
Jeez!
You can make a better one with rope and sticks?
You can?
God, I need to use a trinket.
I can't do- I don't know nothing!
A big stick?
Oh
Spoon
Big one stick.
One is stick.
well on it's stick
well on it's stick
yeah i got your stick right here buddy
how many rope?
palm leaf
oh we need palm leaves
oh no i had palm leaves there
Oh no, I need water my coconut is empty
Any more coconuts on the ground?
I know you're here, coconut. I saw you.
There's got to be more cocoa nuts, some more around here.
I wouldn't drink the water without fire or filtration.
Filter this!
Unknown flower.
Where are all the coconuts?
Thirsty.
There's gotta be a coconut around here.
Ew!
Larval!
Oh, I guess I could eat those if I'm hungry.
I hear a monkey!
Guys, what do I do?
What do I do? I can't find water.
Is there an option to drink my pee?
What can I harvest from this?
I'm going to show a flash.
I just ate it.
What flower is this?
A coconut bowl.
God, I could use a drink.
I guess I'll make a fire.
Unsafe.
Uh...
I need sticks!
Sticks I tell you, stoop!
Put the ball down all the way down.
I need sticks!
Next I'll tell you something!
Put the ball down, oh!
It's working! It's real!
It's real, but if I gather all the sticks, I can drink even more water.
I'm thirsty.
It's real!
I'm surviving in the wild!
We really need to get a flashlight out here.
Do you think somebody can give me a flashlight?
One more stick.
Use the tool to create ember.
Don't don't don't don't
Plank?
Oh wait do I need two normal sticks for this?
Oh my god it's dark as fuck I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep, man.
Wake up at 7 AM!
Oh, it's a good thing I found that coconut.
Okay, I need a normal stick.
A small stick.
There we go.
Oh
Me
Oh, it's raining.
Never mind.
There's walking writing!
Now, I need the banana leaves.
What is it? Palm leaf.
Why do I get palm leaf?
Here, palm leaf.
Oh my god, I found bananas.
Bros.
God, I could use a drink.
Oh wait, it's not banana leaf, it's palm leaf.
Wrong leaf! Wrong leaf! Wrong leaf! But I can use this for something else. Wrong leaf! Wrong leaf! Wrong leaf!
What the fuck do I get from leaves? Are these palm leaves?
Oh, shit! Seriously?
My axe!
Aaaaaaah!
Oh, what do I make that again?
Your tent is under a palm tree. You know what? Oh no, I got a leech! No! Not on my dick!
Anything but that. Get off my wiener! Jesus. Get off my palm tree.
They're off my fucking wiener, bro.
and how to make eggs again. Wait, I'll figure out. Big stone, long stick, and rope. I need
Oh no!
I have another one!
What the fuck?
Get up on me!
What happened to me?
I got a shake!
See you soon!
Take...
rope...
Oh
God damn it
Oh my god, I can make a bowl
Wait, it has to be a big stone.
It has to be a big stone!
Oh.
I guess I got the cheap version, I don't know.
But I can make a bow out of that. What the fuck?
I did it, I made a bow.
I got a bow.
Are these palm leaves?
What the fuck it doesn't even let me pick it up.
These are nothing, they're caca leaves.
Are these paw leaves?
Can't even get him.
Unleaf! Perfect.
Dry leaves. You can't use dry leaves. Only good leaves, not gaga dry leaves.
The dry leaf will be useful for fire?
Well, I think these dry leaves...
Perfect for fires!
Jesus Christ, how many leaves does this take?
I still need some more leaves.
I get across the river.
I'm going to get across the river.
I'm still needing three more palm leaves.
I'm going to need a lot more coconut if I'm going to drink a lot of water.
I
Me
We did it
She's here
We can finally save the game.
I think I'll finally use uh make a fire.
Uh oh.
Come on.
We did it.
We made a small fire.
We did it.
I won now!
We can boil water and cook meat now.
How do I do that?
Small planting box, large plant.
Oh, we can plant seeds.
Well, we definitely need to take ayahuasca right now.
Pfft.
Guys, we gotta drink, we gotta take drugs now.
We gotta take ayahuasca, we gotta take it now.
Cooking.
cooking
archery
blowgun
pottery
clay molding
oh
oh
oh
oh
Okay, I mean, coconut biden, coconut and rope, coconut bidon?
Oh, is this like a water bottle?
Oh, I could have made one of those.
Shit.
Well, silly math.
Oh, heavy stone axe!
Get outta here! Get outta here!
This thing got me.
Do I have to put anything in the cage trap, or is this going to...
basket. No storage basket. Oh, going by the fire helps restore my sanity? I didn't
I know that.
I'm going to bed.
There's not much to do in the jungle.
God, I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry, I can eat a banana.
I'm making do.
And that's all that matters.
Then I just eat leaves!
What's wrong with me oh my god, how could I eat leaves how could I eat leaves
god damn it I'm I'm such a fucking idiot I I didn't mean to eat fucking leaves
I'm fine I slept it off I slept it off I slept it off
this is bad
What am I going to do?
Where do these sticks come from?
So many bananas!
The green frogs are safe to eat.
Oh shit, frog meat!
Frog meat, frog meat!
We're cooking frog bro!
We're cooking some fucking frogs!
We're cooking frogs!
Okay.
I will make another, I will make another fucking fire.
Right here.
I need more small stick.
What is on me now?
What the fuck are you even going to water?
Get off of me.
You're in the mud, too?
Ugh, disgusting.
I need to make a big axe.
I just need to make a big axe alright, you know what I mean?
Hup, hup!
Hello?
Ready, that's enough.
All this just to make ayahuasca Jesus Christ.
All this just makes I a watcher.
Come on!
Oh, come on!
She was out to start waning!
Is it gonna cook now?
Now we're gonna go out for a walk.
Oh, ready.
Perfect.
Add some seasoning.
Seasoning? Yeah, that's what the dirt is for.
Extra seasoning.
Delightful.
Delicious.
There I say.
Yum or leave.
Okay, we ate some food.
I'm gonna find that puppy and I'll walk the stable.
It's strips of wine.
And whatever this is, the red fruit in the vine.
Let me see.
We also can go to the lambda place too.
big hole like this big tree over here
for these blue mushrooms
Okay, we got whatever the fuck this is called.
got whatever the fuck this is called now we need to get um
what the fuck is that blue mushroom i wonder
so we got the strips of vine and then collect the ingredients and put them
inside red leaves and red fruit from the
shrub what shrub is that
Oh
Wow
I don't know, I'd be happy to see what that plant looks like, I haven't seen it anywhere.
We'll find something over here.
A pretty flower.
I need to rest.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Hero tea?
What the fuck is that?
Oh!
I found another coconut!
Yes!
Oh no, yes! Perfection!
It's not so far away from my camp.
Oh no, fruit!
What fruit is that? Oh! Is this the flower?
I think we found it! I think it's that!
I think we found it.
I need a rest.
All rest right now.
Boy, make the sleep cause I'm afraid of the dark.
Boy, make the sleep cause I'm super afraid of the dark.
Good morning.
God, I'm thirsty.
Let's go get that flower.
Uh, can I have it?
Maybe it's not that.
I got it.
It's in my inventory.
Yay.
Okay, we gotta put the fire under here.
Oh
God
So I'm drinking my blood!
The fruit's spoiled!
NOOOO!
Oh, it's a harvest at least.
God damn it.
Oh no flower dried.
Who name it?
Shack.
Shack caca flower.
Shack caca.
That's the flower.
Shack caca flower.
All the mushrooms are spoiling!
Everything's spoiling!
Oh no!
God damn it!
Oh no!
Goddammit!
I like how sunny it is, is it, oh no, God, fuck my, fuck me!
Oh no, I need two more sticks.
Like somebody is leaving them there for me.
The spirits of the forest.
The spirits of the forest are calling me.
They're calling to me.
Bitch!
Ah, calm down, bro. What's wrong with you?
Hey, what are you doing here?
What?
Hey, wait!
Whoa, what the fuck?
Whoa!
Beerebeerebuyu
Abba beere
Come back here, kid!
Oh, we came back to this thing?
What?
Hey kid! Where are you? Where am I?
Whoa!
Don't put a pet fucking in there!
This is how we get down Puerto Rico, bro!
Whoa!
Hello?
Hello?
RAAAGH!
Do you remember?
RAAAGH!
Oh, I thought a monster was gonna jump out.
Wait, are there monsters in this game or is this not monsters?
Bia?
Is that you?
DO!
DO!
DO!
What?
What?
I don't remember anything you you were calling to me I ran out of the tent and
They have to be. Civilization is killing me. And we don't even realize it.
Yeah.
Maybe it would have been better if I just died, I think.
My wife! Wait, it wants me to put her in.
Mia, are you...
NOOOOO! Mr. Starkle!
Why did he look in that? I mean...
I mean...
I feel like I'm on like a ride.
I feel like I'm on some sort of ride in a park.
Hey! They took some radio!
I've seen them before.
I've been listening. You know what?
I wish I could see them again.
What do you mean? Weren't you just with them?
I just had a...
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
You got him!
That was a game, boy!
I didn't touch the map!
I forgot to touch the map!
You raised us as your own!
Thank you!
We can share your secret with us!
What secret?
The old school!
What secret?
What secret?
I want to know what the secret is.
I want to know the secret.
My WAP again. WAP? Why always what what's gonna WAP?
I just wanna...
I just wanna...
It get...
Okay, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Jake, come in please.
I need you.
Oh, they're a crab.
Wait! I'm here!
Hello? Jake? Please? I can't live without you.
Is it really you? What happened? Are you safe?
I'm safe. Trust me. Tell me what happened to you. I was losing and trying to contact
you.
I was hoping you could tell me that. You called me in the middle of the night and I ran
out to look for you and all I remember is running and falling.
Uh-huh.
Wait. You fell? That doesn't sound good. Okay, um, take it easy.
Why don't you just-
Do you know where you are?
No!
I-
Tell me what happened!
I have no idea.
Can you give me some clue as to your whereabouts? Uh, landmark or something?
Can you tell me if you're okay? Shit, bro.
Like what the fuck man?
Why they do that?
Uh, yeah, I have a GPS in my watch. Can you write this down?
Yes, but... you had the map and the GPS.
We weren't supposed to split up and... God. This is all my fault.
This is all your fault.
Oh, I mean, hey, no, of course it's not your fault.
What?
Without...
Oh, hope.
Mia? Mia!
Oh, fuck!
Battery's dead.
Oh, fuck! I'm angry!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Well, might as well take some more ayahuasca.
Nevermind. Can't take any more ayahuasca.
God damn it.
I can't even do drugs.
Check Lambda 2.
Location.
Wait for real batteries to charge up.
Hello?
Mia?
You there?
Jake?
Oh my god.
I'm freezing out here.
Why did you go silent?
What happened?
What the fuck do you mean?
We died.
Add a charge in and we can't talk long.
Just tell me where you are.
We'll find you somehow.
Me, I told you.
I'm safe.
Let's take where.
Let's take where.
Report everything.
I'll always be here for you if you need to talk.
What the fuck?
Safe where?
Does that mean you're in our tent?
You know I'm safe.
I already told you.
I hate this bro.
This is just like when somebody texts you or messages you, say that we need to talk and you're like about what and they're like
I'll tell you later. We need to talk. Fuck you. Tell me now bro. Don't tell me anything at all. What's wrong with you?
Don't waste the battery
I'll be wherever you need me
What okay?
We'll do
I'll be wherever you need me. What the fuck does that mean?
Hey Mia about this village I found
Yeah, what about it?
It's abandoned, but I found a few burned items that couldn't belong to the tribe.
These came from outside the jungle, it looks like.
Are you certain we haven't been here before?
The tribe fears our world, but they would never burn our thing.
Oh, we did.
They know we are not the enemy.
We don't think that there's someone else here do you?
Are we dead?
I think we're both super dead.
Mia, just before the accident, you called me in the middle of the night.
What happened?
I...
My lamp went out.
I panicked.
What?
No.
Come on.
You were scared.
What happened?
I know.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about me.
I need to know if everything's all right.
Okay?
It's not alright. How can it be?
You're out there.
Far away from me.
Hey, hey, you're right.
It was just a dumb question, okay?
I'm just worried.
I know. Are you pregnant?
Mia, is there anything else that you could tell me about my accident?
Honey, I know as little as you do.
I know, but I was... I was running from something.
You let... are you pranee? You didn't even tell me to get a mucho.
I don't know how to...
You didn't even say to get a mucho. How can I know?
Do whatever it takes to survive, okay? Your memories might come to a car.
You always have to call with the get a mucho.
Yeah, well, maybe you're right. Over and out.
You always have to end call with the animal so that's that's always important
Mia before you called
Drink, ayahuasca
You help me remember our first days here when you went to the village
What Jake don't ever do that again. It's dangerous
Besides not all you see under its influence is true. Yeah, but you know what?
You can't tell me what to do.
You did take part in the ritual.
That doesn't change anything.
You said I was making a long way to do it!
Just come back to me. Please. Let's leave the past behind.
Where's that for me?
I'm trying to, but I need to know what happened.
Mia. Mia?
trust your soft strange rock covered with tribal paintings you think you can
translate them for me you remember what was on it two men one black and one blue
with the stone between them were there any inscriptions
Oh, yes. Yes, there were.
Can you describe them?
Uh...
Can you describe this dick?
Was it OP or OT?
Ah, shit. I don't remember. I'll let you know when I get back there.
Mia, how are you feeling? It's been days. Is everything okay?
Yeah, I'm... I'm a little busy, that's all.
Oh, I'm just tired. Why don't you get some rest?
I don't remember at that time when we flew out for the weekend to the Bahamas. Do you remember?
Maybe she's in Super Mega Printing!
Sure I do. How could I forget?
We promised we'd go back there again.
After all, we spend the whole visit in our hotel room and didn't really do much sightseeing.
Yeah. Yeah.
What do we do? Play board games?
Jake, we'll never go there again.
Don't say that. Don't give up. Stay focused.
Everything will be fine. You'll see.
If you believe it, then so do I.
Can we play board games?
Can we play board games?
I will leave a little back there and see if I get a dialogue option for a stupid thing.
We get a lot of console, we play board games, play cards...
What the fuck?
It's open.
I'm not going through there.
Regardless now I can get through here. I'll uh, I'll contact you if I find anything
Nope
I'm not going through that, Rock Goatsie.
Okay.
Here's the plan.
Get to check Lambda 2 location.
Here's the plan.
Get to check Randa too location.
That is not over here.
That is over here.
Get to go to the east.
So this way, in this direction.
Let's go, Flambe.
What's this beautiful tree?
I want to try the fruit.
I might get sick.
It didn't make me sick.
It's safe.
They're all the beautiful, all the beautiful butterflies.
Okay, Landon.
Oh man, it's probably going to be really far home.
Armadillo!
43.25.
This is...
41.26.
Oh my god, look at the caffey borrow!
Oh gee, I think it's only for the 10 gifted subs, I guess not to go up like the caffey
borrow.
Hello, train.
I don't want to get up there.
A grappling hook?
Grappling.
There has to be another way for me to get up there.
Oh God, I gotta clean up, I'm getting dirty.
Tracks left by the Native Americans don't use an alphabet, only simple drawings.
Nia could help me translate this, the wind whistles, is there something behind the rock?
What is this place?
Wasta showed me my memories, but I still can't remember what happened.
I saw me in the tribe village our first days.
Should I do this again?
Mia, she's finally contacted me!
The damn battery is dead!
During the day I can use the sun to charge it.
All I have to do is wait.
The Lambda 2 location, whatever that is, is up the hill.
I need climbing equipment.
Explore the jungle to find a grappling hook?
I feel like, oh my god, it's like that one thing in Lion King when they're walking.
Uh, Mia? Almost reached the Lambda location. But I can't get there. I mean, there's a way
up. But the ropes have been cut. And...
I could use some climbing gear.
Is there nothing you can use?
A jaguar!
I'm not having much luck.
I'll let you know if I find anything.
Gold?
Ah!
Oh shit.
I'm gonna king.
Oh, iron!
Minecraft.
Oh no.
Huh?
AHHHHHHH!
AHH!
AHHHHHHH!
No!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Why do I win against the fricking Jaguar?
Well, it's a good thing I stayed the game.
Oh my god, is he over there that motherfucker?
I need a spear, huh?
I can get that with a big stone and a big stick, I bet.
I'm sick.
It has to be a big stone around here.
Maybe stones?
You know, life was so much easier when I was taking high wasps, maybe we should just
do that.
I think I'm just gonna quit and do I watch all day
Well, heavy stone axe.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'll be pretty cool how do I make arrows small sticks with small rocks small stone
Oh, I need a feather, huh?
Nice thick and feather.
Gotta go hunting for birds?
You heard me bird!
Bird!
Ah bird!
Ah bird!
Ah bird!
Ah bird!
Bird!
Bird!
Bird!
What bird bird you heard me bird bird bird
Oh, shit, I got it.
What?
Leave me out there, me.
I gotta eat!
I'm hungry!
I gotta eat, I'm hungry!
AHH!
Get away from me, play the bug!
Jesus!
Oh my god the crawls meat, child the crawls meat.
The crawls fucking...
The crawls fucking meat.
We're eating good.
I forgot we have to go back here, huh?
Did we save after we looked at this or not?
No, no, no.
We'll go just in case.
Aaaaaaargh!
What is this area?
I'm going that way.
Where the fuck that is?
Come on!
I heard that. I thought that was a rattlesnake.
What is this thing?
What is this?
Unknown fruit.
Ah, dammit.
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
EW!
I'm not gonna get the capybara, we're not getting the capybara meat.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
I'm going to get a little bit of a break.
I can't cook.
Hello?
I can't cook.
Hello?
I'm on faith okay, let's see if I can make it
I cook this meat wait how long does it take oh 17 hours this time
Hey, look at the dry meats here.
What is that over there?
Is that how you do it?
Just put it on here, on the drying hooks.
Raw?
Where do you have to cook them?
Salt?
I don't have salt.
I don't know when it's ready.
Oh, it's already getting late.
Tomorrow we go to that air flambeau and if that jaguar is there, I'm gonna kill it.
Let's check on the meat.
Guys, what am I doing?
Oh, it's working!
I see the time we're going up.
Wake up!
I woke up late!
Why do it this thing bro?
All these mushrooms are spoiled.
Destroy.
Destroy.
Destroy.
I don't want to eat that by accident.
I will eat it by accident.
Wait, maybe I shouldn't throw it on the ground.
Maybe that's bad.
Maybe creatures will come.
Oh, I got so much bones!
What can I do with bones?
Uh...
Oh! Oh! He smelled the meat!
Did he smell them?
Oh
Shit
Jaguar. Big cat, raw meat. Big cat meat. All the cat fangs. You smell the raw meat, bro.
Why are you crying because of the kitty? What do you mean? What about me?
He was going to kill me!
Crying because of the cat.
He's not even a real cat! He's a jaguar!
He's not even a real cat! He's a freaking jaguar!
I'm getting kind of hungry.
Well first, let me wash up.
That's eat mice, nothing wrong with that, oh excuse me, there's a lot wrong with that.
There's a lot wrong with that, what the fuck?
What do you mean?
In my ass.
Bro, I never have enough sticks, bro.
In a world full of fucking sticks, I don't have enough sticks.
In a world full of wood, I don't have enough.
Can I like dismantle some of these things?
I feel like I can.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's so curious. Can I make him my pet?
I feel like I can.
Um.
Come on.
Come on.
Alright.
We're having a cat for dinner boys.
Mm-mm.
Oh, puffy!
We're having cat food dinner!
You can't paint the animals?
I wanna paint them.
I wanna get a pet-cappy borrow.
Maybe if I leave it some food.
Maybe if I leave it a tree.
If I leave it a tree.
I have a lot of fucking bones. I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with that.
What the fuck do I do with bones?
How do I harvest the bones?
Bone needle. Oh!
That's good.
How do I harvest charcoal?
Where's a make?
Where's harvesting charcoal, Dave?
Meat's ready.
Whoa.
Yummy.
All right, oh god dammit
Oh god, Danny.
What is this plant?
I'm known to herb.
I don't have any space.
There we go. I don't know what that herb does, but...
Before we go, I swear I saw some of that plant that like, heals you that makes the bandages.
I'm more around here. I know I wasn't imagining it.
A good parrot?
Oh shit, I got six feathers!
Wait!
That's good news!
How do you make arrows?
Small stick, oh, small stick and a bird feather.
Oh, I ate the banana but I asked it, what if I give it to the banana?
You got scared.
You got scared of me.
How many small sticks?
Oh, two feathers.
I'm guessing it goes in here, huh?
Too much stuff.
And come over here.
Can I make with this?
Oh, why the auto-sort?
Oh.
They're so smart. Smarter than me.
Wait, smarter than me.
Man, it's already getting dark.
It was, um...
Oh, Arrow Holder.
One bamboo log and one rope.
I got two of a hundred for harvesting.
Hey, I'm getting good.
Well, the sun's going down.
Looks like I have to go to sleep because I'm afraid of the dark.
I'm so thirsty I have to go to the kitchen and get myself a glass of water.
We go brighter and earlier at 7 AM!
Yeah, I should make a torch, huh?
The meat's almost ready.
Do we have water really does hit there for me?
It's true.
Happy Boris back!
AHHHH!
Oh shit, I got bird meat!
I got macarons!
Almost ready.
Might as well just cook some macarons.
did you hear the monkey?
I heard the monkey!
I heard the fricking monkey.
Where is he?
That one's cold.
I'll do it a bit different, but the fire here this time.
I need more little steak.
I've seen my Samar.
Samar, yes.
Shit!
Seriously?
Where's the axe I had on you that I left on the floor?
My axe! No! The axe! It's reclaimed it once again!
No! The axe has reclaimed my axe!
I
You
Mushroom
Can I please have this stone?
It's just a small fucking stone, it's not even a big one.
God damn it.
A mouse, newcomer from France.
One year ago I was recovering from a little surgery of a ruptured Achilles,
so I was kinda stuck for 6 weeks, unable to walk, and very limited in actions.
One thing that helped me every night relaxing mostly mentally was a clip of you singing
The Ballad of Jane Doe.
I was always releasing a few tears thanks to your beautiful voice,
But at least I was feeling more okay by the time I went to sleep.
So, Mouse, Miss T, thank you!
Thank you!
No, thank you!
The Tyra 10 here!
Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you so much.
Aww.
That's so sweet.
A mystery snail.
Analeke.
I don't know why he was changed at the end.
Ooh!
What a beautiful...
I'm looking for a big stone to make another, I guess I can make a small axe I guess.
I wanted to make the big axe, but it's getting harder to find big stone.
This stone blade this time?
Oh wait, not this stone, the small stick, not this stick, it's the bigger stick, the
normal size stick
she's scaring me
Okay.
Man, living in a jungle, living out in the wilderness is rough.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Fuck!
It didn't work?
Oh...
What?
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, I don't have stamina.
Oh, fuck me.
Ah, dammit.
I can't do anything!
I gotta go to the gym!
Bitch!
You get so pissed!
Screw a bitch!
I don't cook this fucking para-me!
Don't burn me, spoil!
No!
Goddammit, I have fucking burned.
Fuck!
What's fuck, bro?
What's fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck?
What's fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck?
What's fucking fuck?
What's fucking fuck, fuck?
We're not having chicken tonight.
We're having dough.
Or should I just sit down?
I know I promised your chicken nuggets shop
but we can't have chicken nuggets
because the meat's spoiled!
We're having toad and you're gonna like it!
Now eat up, eat your toad, and shit in.
How often do you make a torch again? Painting.
Torch, torch, torch.
Parrot nest? You can make a parrot nest?
What's the stone ring for?
I'm sticking a rope.
Bye.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Weak Torch.
I'm glad you make a strong torch.
Oh, my bone knife.
I can't hold it.
Hmm
Huh
Oh
Ah!
Stupid!
Come on back to sleep!
I will sleep till the morning.
It's so dark.
I'm so hungry.
Meat's ready.
Ooh!
Wait, that meat is good for me.
The sun is rising.
The sun is rising on another beautiful day
in the jungle, in La Jumla.
This is how life is like in Puerto Rico, every day.
The Latin American experience.
Todo el mundo sabe esto en Latinoamérica.
This is how we live.
Ooh!
Alright.
Lambda.
This is early.
When you played it, you accidentally beat it?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Wait.
We can make that thing.
Wait, we can make that thing.
Water bottle.
How do you make it?
How do you make it?
My fat ass cocoa nut.
Uh.
Eww.
Wait.
Wait over here coconut and a rope wait more kind of coconut
Oh, we definitely need to open it.
face in backpack
I thought I drank what was in that coconut!
I didn't drink it! Cause I'm an idiot!
Imma eat this
Whoa! It was good!
I was wasting a good coconut, bro.
Making a coconut bibimon.
I don't even know what it does!
What does it even do?
What does it even do?
Drag it to a water bowl to fill it all.
Alright, let's get out of here, we're going to find the things.
We must be quite careful.
You must be quite careful.
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Fuck off!
Green hex!
Okay, look, it's at 41.26.
We're at 44.26.
44.26.
44 26
Eww!
Eww!
My love!
Hello friend!
How do I get up there?
Uh, Mia?
I've almost reached the Lambda location.
But I can't get there.
I can't get there.
I mean, there's a way up.
But the ropes have been cut.
And...
And...
Bitch, what do you mean and?
You know this place?
You know, there's a lot of places like that here. It's a jungle, Jake.
Yeah, but the rope.
Bro.
They could be ours. We did leave quite a lot of them behind. Try and find a way to get there.
I want you to know if I find anything.
Bro, she's salt.
She thought in stains.
All the jungles find a grappling hook.
So, is this where I'll find the grappling hook?
In 4225?
Oh wait, no that's where I need the grappling hook.
Where the fuck am I gonna get that one?
What's the fucking jungle?
Well, I know now there's an iron...
Iron deposit.
You don't need to do this woke survival shit to beat the game, okay, verified underscore
radical Wow, you're so smart
You sound like somebody who doesn't even know how to wipe your own ass.
Well, what do I know?
I'm gonna be through this.
Whoa.
I need to rest.
You do need to rest. I need to go back to camp.
We'll kill.
I'm eating mystery snail, guys we're going to have S-Card Gods.
Whoa, is that a toucan?
My camp is at 4625.
Well, uh...
Am I one of them?
Yes, I am.
Oh, that's unsafe.
Uh-oh.
I can't see!
I can't see! I'm in the garage! So...
God damn it!
Oh no, I had a rash.
Oh...
Ewww! What the...
What's wrong with me?
Uh-oh.
44.
I'm at 45.25.
46.25.
I need to rest.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Here's my camp.
Where's my campy? Oh, there's my campy.
Here's my camp.
Oh
Oh
Maybe I should take a sleep.
Oh my god.
Why do I have rash?
What do I do with that?
Let's take a look at my nose.
Oh.
They're worms.
Ewww!
Oh my God.
dirt's trying to take me away from my child.
I always still have- okay so then I also have a rat.
Oh yeah the berm.
Call me.
So for a rash...
Uh, a bandage in culmination with a plant with anti-histamine properties.
I don't have that.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
Well maybe this plant?
I don't know what it does.
Unknown flower dried.
Oh well.
Too late now.
It's gone now.
What have I done?
Hey Mia, are you asleep?
No, not really.
What?
Oh nothing, just...
I'm terrified. You're spending the night there alone.
You are worried about me. Really?
Well, I can't help it. Wish I could see you.
Yeah. Me too. Me too.
I'm sorry I think you were both dead.
I cannot believe this.
This is not my wife.
She's a stranger.
A stranger to me, a stranger to me, she's not my fucking wife.
I forgot to fill my cocoon all...
God damn it.
How do I cook this fucking bird? Hold up.
McCarney.
I guess we have no choice but to go through that area.
Where else can we go?
What's wrong with me now?
What's wrong with me now?
Ewww.
My rash is gone.
Are my holes infected?
Oh no, I have infected holes.
Oh no, the banana spoiled.
A mystery snail died.
We could have had Escargot.
Man
It's staying
Mark
I guess I need to find something to make bandages.
A bandage up my wounds.
Where's that fucking plant?
I swear I saw it somewhere.
Oh thank goodness, another coconut.
Daddy, do you see that plant down there?
Oh, no, not.
Shhh!
He's scared, but on me.
I'm big and bad.
Oh, dead toucan!
Wait, and toucan me!
Oh! Run!
Uh oh, what's wrong with me?
Uh oh, what's wrong with me?
I have a fever!
Oh no!
My wounds are infected!
Ah shit.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
Uh oh.
Well, good news is, it's just the ones in my arms.
The bad news is, I'm going to die.
Bro, where am I going to find a plant that can heal me?
Uh oh.
Oh
You'll buy infection
Oh
There's no point in trying.
What?
I'm going to have to load from the other day fault.
What if I sleep?
There is no way I have to blow from the other day
This is
Okay, this is before I got the fucking worms. This was before we went over there.
We never went over there!
Guys, I think the play is just not goal over there.
Well, we just don't go over there. How do we don't go over there?
Oh, we don't go that way.
And not get worms.
Yeah, I think we should find the herbs first, and then we can go...
We should go find the herbs first, and then we can go...
We can go over there.
My heart.
I got the worms when he passed out on the floor.
Oh, is that why I got the worms?
Because I passed out?
You
Gotta find that fucking plant
He's gotta be around here somewhere, the plant.
Chow, we gotta find that fucking plant.
I swear, I saw someone around here.
What does the tobacco plant look like anyway? I feel like I have never seen it.
Oh! It's the pink one!
It was that pink plant? That's the tobacco plant? What the fuck?
A word of caution, Mousey.
You should be aware that your camp has been infiltrated.
Some of the objects nearby are plants, iron mouse, to ha ha ha.
Here's one.
Who the fuck is this thing?
I look for the fucking plan now.
I am not the dirty smoke, shut up.
I think I'm just going to make ayahuasca and call it a day.
I was going to call it a day.
That's exactly what we're gonna fucking do!
How are you gonna tell me that we can't find this fucking plant anywhere?
Are you fucking for real?
Where the fuck is it?
Okay, more fucking drug plant.
What the fuck?
I have to think of everything.
Oh my god, another dead parrot.
Another dead crunchy parrot.
That's for me.
Bro, how is it that we haven't seen one of those fucking plants?
Anywhere, like, none.
Need to make fucking bandages, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my God.
What is that playing?
Oh!
Oh!
Arm a little.
I haven't seen the fucking plant, like, at all.
What the fuck is that?
What are these?
What the fuck is that?
Anteater?
Um, 36.25.
Come on.
Good night.
You're going to bed.
How the fuck did I get all the way up here?
Oh my God, I'm gonna eat some bananas.
Give me energy!
Thank God.
A little bit of energy, please.
A big slender leaf plant has yellow flowers under the leaves.
If only we could find such a plant.
Did I just get unlucky or something?
Did I get unlucky?
Because I haven't seen one of those anywhere.
None.
Nowhere.
It can be located all around the brain force. And yet we haven't seen one!
And yet we have yet to see some.
Hey Mia, are you asleep?
No.
I'm ready.
Have you seen one?
What's up?
Oh, nothing.
Just...
Any at all?
Just what?
Nothing.
Just what?
Nothing.
Just what?
What?
It's a beautiful night.
I have always loved the sky and the jungle.
The moon is astonishing.
Yeah, I wish I was there.
Oh, yeah.
And what would you do?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
No.
No, I don't.
You know.
You're blushing, aren't you?
Maybe.
What the fuck?
Nothing you talk about something like this.
Good night, Romeo.
When I'm stuck in a jungle and I'm about to get worms.
This is ridiculous.
I'm going to take something in my head and see what I can do.
I gotta take something in my head, it's kinda hardy.
I'm just saying, she better not be dead or pregnant.
I'm going to be fucking mad.
There's just any of those two things, I'm going to be pissed.
Oh, it's 4 am.
You better not be any of those two things or else.
Why are you so mad every time it starts a fire?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He's so pissed
Aw man the fucking McCombie spoiled
God damn it
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh.
Oh no.
I get tired so fast.
There were no plants.
Well, where is this place?
Huh!
What is this area over here?
Eww.
Whoa.
A past one?
Oh, here it is. Eww, right next to this nasty body!
I do need to rest.
I do need to rest.
Hey, Varit, thank you so much for the ride up in a great stream.
Thank you for the ride, though.
I'm trying to survive in the jungle.
I'm trying to survive in the jungles.
The jungles of Puerto Rico.
La humla.
Lizard.
Up lizard.
I know not I say the unknown nut
who knows what that nuts gonna do to me who knows what anything in this jungle is gonna
Who knows what's gonna happen to me?
I don't know.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
Shit.
Oh
Hey
I made three benedicts.
We need to build storage. I should build storage, don't I?
I don't know what this is for. But no flowers.
Well, stick in four rope.
Put a large one and a small one.
I can't fucking see.
I can't fucking see.
It's fucking dark.
This stinks being in the jungle.
Why does it suck so much living in the jungle?
I thought it would be a fun adventure.
It's not. It sucks.
It's all these things and I hate it.
I fucking stink, and I fucking hate it.
The game's on sale for $4 this game?
Get in there!
I can't even play in pizza.
I couldn't play pizza!
Oh my God, I couldn't play pizza!
What the fuck bro?
That's so fucked up.
I can't believe I got fucking killed by a fucking jagged guy.
What the fuck bro?
I can't believe I got fucking killed by a fucking jagged guy.
That's so fucked up. I can't believe I got fucking killed by a fucking jaguar in the nighttime!
Ooh, that's a jaguar.
Also rude you!
I'm going to sleep, fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
I'm going to bed, leave it alone.
I don't want to get attacked by any more jaguars.
No jaguars.
I can't believe that fucking thing came at me at night time.
I woke up too late I'm sorry I woke up too fucking late sorry my wife left me in such
I thought animals were supposed to tell you when they were coming.
It didn't even make a noise.
What's up with that?
Animals are supposed to tell you when they're on their way.
They're not supposed to surprise you.
Hunt these fucking nuts.
Fuck that shit.
God, I need to use a drink.
Bad Danny.
Get off me.
You think you're so clever because you're a big fucking cat
You're so fucking clever because you're a big fucking cat, but you know why you're not not fucking clever
You're not fucking clever.
You're a big predator and people in the animal kingdom don't like you.
Oh my god, that scared me. I'm scared by my own ornament.
God, I'm thirsty.
I better drink something.
Happy Bar-a-Me?
I'm just kidding.
No.
No Happy Bar-a-Me.
What was that?
I'm trusting you.
I'm trusting you.
I'm trusting you.
What was that? I don't trust anything. The danger could be lurking right around the corner.
It's like, on the billow, it's like, every day I wake up, I think, I'm working so hard,
right?
I think by the time I'm done, I'm not really too tired to do anything.
Too tired to do any exploring.
What's up with that?
How am I supposed to get anything done and have activities?
How am I supposed to have activities in my life?
How am I supposed to have recreational time and explore if I'm too tired from working
so much?
I'm trying to survive out here.
This is a nine to five.
This is hell to five.
Battle 2-5!
Basky created.
who the hell to find nine of five my ass
I really haven't been able to go get something to eat
Not a fucking hunter bull.
But she can weigh her whole fucking life.
I
Damn it
Oops
Damnit
I'm aiming at the pig
I can't even get... I can't even...
I need to rest.
Oh my god.
You have the energy, the stamina of a Victorian child.
Thirsty.
The stamina of a Victorian child, bro!
I'm great.
What?
Oh, no.
Are you fucking for real?
Ain't no fucking way, bro.
I fucking died.
I can't make it.
I can make furniture?
I can make furniture?
I need bananas.
No bananas?
Not even one banana?
Whoa, there was some shit on the bananas before, now there's no fucking bananas!
Now you don't want to make fucking bananas anymore!
You decide to quit making bananas?
Bro!
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Bro!
Oh.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Well, we need these larvales.
Disgusting.
Oh, okay. Never mind. Don't eat fucking larval.
Don't fucking eat larvalen.
don't fuck any maggots either don't fuck any unknown mushrooms that have died
Eat the maggots.
Walk too late now.
I threw them on the ground.
I threw them on the ground and I can't get them.
Nuggets here infected wound?
What?
Hey, Gaga, too?
It's like you.
It's like you.
Wow.
God, I'm so hungry.
Oh running low on shit.
There's only one way to figure out if these things are good for me.
And start fucking eating.
Oh, these are good.
glowing under social carb ah yes the chat caca flower
Okay, I got a bone.
Oh my god, abseed, these are interesting gifted sub-spinks, abseed.
Abseed, babseed.
Wait, what?
Two or three?
What the fuck?
Thank you, what the heck?
This time I'm gonna get it.
You'll see.
Oh my god. It won't hold steady. Fuck.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
AHHHH!
Yay!
Whoo
Hey, how do I make a little bone knife?
Oh, why bro, we're making food. Oh
Yeah bone and vote
What the- what the music? What the fuck?
What's up with that?
Stupid piece of shit!
Come on!
And my shit died, oh.
ouch
piece of shit
fucking piece of shit
Oh my god, I don't want to stamina this son of a bitch.
This son of a bitch.
I need to rest.
This son of a fucking bitch, bro.
God, I'm so hungry.
God, I'm so hungry!
I'm so hungry I could eat chat!
Come on!
They're very kind.
Destroy, destroy, destroy, iron mouth!
Destroy, destroy!
Goddammit!
My meat!
What the fuck do I do?
It's so rough.
Take my fucking kisses!
I know you're hungry.
I know.
What works better for a kindling?
Finish!
Can I keep reading it?
I
My god
You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro
You gotta be fucking kidding
Mmm, water soup.
Mmm, so yummy, water soup.
Mmm.
Oh, I'm hungry.
Oh, I'm hungry.
Oh.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, my God. So many bananas.
Alright, that's enough for now. Thank goodness.
I save myself.
We really gotta make our roof.
How do I make this?
Rain?
Oh, I guess.
Triangle frame?
Triangle frame!
triangle frame
I need to put these for all cake sorry I didn't know there was an order in which I had to build the structure
eat caca okay
Whatever, bro!
Oh no! You gotta be kidding me!
Goddammit!
Kill myself.
Oh my god, I hate a night time.
Well
you
you
you
you
you
I don't want any funny business up in here I don't want any motherfucking funny business
I need more rope.
Nice.
Train to a frame created.
Yeah, but what does that do now?
What the fuck does that do?
I just wanted to put a roof over this thing.
roof over this thing so that...
AAAAAAAAH!
Hello?
This building under an existing roof?
I don't know if you've noticed, all the roofs are fucked up!
What is it going to stop raining?
Why does it rain so much?
Good craftsmanship, thanks.
I've never seen so much rain in my life.
It doesn't stop raining.
This game is hard!
I can't even say it stinks because it doesn't stink because it's fun, but it's hard.
You can do it, I can do it.
I just gotta believe in myself.
I don't know how we're gonna build a roof.
Let me get rid of you.
I need to rest.
Oh my god, this motherfucker bro, he lifts one finger and he fucks is like I need to rest.
This son of a bitch.
Like, what the fuck?
Can I not kill this structure like what the fuck?
I guess you can't.
Hup!
Hup!
Hup!
Hup!
Hup!
What the fuck?
you
you
you
you
you
It's still fucking raining.
It's never fucking stops raining, eh?
It's been raining for days, eh?
Come on, wait, I just grabbed two lobs.
Is this just me or am I a little stronger today?
What's happening?
Why am I stronger today?
today what's happening yesterday I was like on my deathbed
did the meat give me magic powers
Well, at least now, the fire has a home.
Oh
Hungry. You can't eat the leech?
Or can you?
I'm here.
Make more arrows.
You're gonna do the bones things I look on?
No!
I'm gonna do something with them.
You'll see.
You'll all see.
Look, I can make...
There's nothing with bones on here. What can I do with that?
Apparently nothing. But I'll figure it out.
Oh, bone knife, you see?
I bet you didn't expect that. Bone knife.
I'll be greedy.
Oh my god this is so tough what the fuck Jesus
Good night, my knife!
Oh
What could it have gone
Put up
Well, I guess we're in a snake well
No!
We're in Snake.
Snake's the dinner.
So hungry shut the fuck up, you did, baby
I'm no fruit
All right, what is this?
First, we drink, then we harvest, then we eat, then we eat, then we eat, then we eat,
No more space.
We're putting the coconut here, this is the coconut corner.
Ah.
There.
Ah, damn it!
You see?
Perfection.
Perfection!
Uh...
Rattlesnake meat!
My god...
You've got to be fucking shitting me, I'm already too tired.
Role you stink!
I don't want to hear any more gosh darn excuses.
Oh no, I don't even have freaking- I don't even have leaves!
I don't have leaves!
I have no need!
Take the small leaf pound and shut the fuck up.
Take the small leaf pound and shut the fuck up.
oh my god I can't use it what do you fucking mean I can't use small leaf
pile. Where the fuck am I going to find dry leaf pile? It's raining.
You gotta be freaking kidding me.
Gotta be freaking kidding me bro.
Gotta be freaking kidding me.
Oh.
I don't agree.
Guys it's not drying bro!
I don't want to dry these.
Oh dear god!
I just want to eat my frickin' rattlesnake, get me a loan.
Is that too hard to ask?
Just get me the frickin' rattlesnake.
Shit!
And now he's too fucking TIRED SO FAAAARGH!
Man, that was a blast.
Get some a little bit.
Oh my god, this guy stinks bro.
So hungry.
I hope your wife, you'll be never find your wife.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
We're eating rattlesnake meat.
Finally, rattlesnake meat.
That's what I only want to eat in the morning and at night time.
I've eaten rattlesnake before. It tastes like chicken.
We're eating chicken flavored snake.
I'm hungry.
What bitch you just ate fucking?
You just ate snake!
snake
we being hungry
just a fucking snake bro
Wishes Escargoats.
There are some of the force I did and I beat it.
I beat the forest and sons of the forest.
Oh!
Alright, let's eat these damn snails, hey?
Mystery snail cook.
I mean, it's just three proteins, but protein is protein, I guess.
You can make bone soup, water, and bone?
I'm hungry.
What?
What?
Oh, brother.
This thing.
Why do I get so fucking hungry?
We can't stay here. We gotta keep on moving.
You gotta find my wife.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
You gotta find my wife.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It's just me or the leech is getting bare.
I'm so hungry.
Get this guy a feeding tube and shove it up his ass.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to go through that hole, aren't I?
I'm going to have to go through the hole.
I know they're f**king fruit!
I gave me full poisoning!
Chaka-kaka flowers poisonous!
Aaaaaaahhhh!
I'm going.
item
the witch of the living
peace lily is in there, is that what it's called?
Peace, Lily.
No, that's not what it's called.
It's called the Chaka Kaka Flower.
That's what it's fucking called.
Oh, shit.
uh oh
uh oh
Check out the flowers, they're going in a garage.
Is that why I pee?
Oh.
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Ah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Mwah!
Oh
Oh, Happy Bar, I thought you were a Jaguar.
You're not a Jaguar, you're just a Happy Bar.
Oh, we found you, Tobacco.
Finally.
I dropped some shit here, I don't know.
Maybe...
maybe destroy a known flower, fuck it
oh i need to back out leaf
I
Do it on see broke
Maybe
I need you to let go of me if I need you, I need you.
Are the bones for crafting?
Yeah.
I just harvested bones for it.
I have too many bones.
To make bone weapon and armor?
Take what?
What do I do with all these fucking bones, bro?
Surely it would tell me.
Well...
Uh...
Die after my shift.
One banana leaf, two ropes, three bones, what?
I need to rest.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna pass out.
Well.
okay one banana leaf
Oh no, I have one rope.
One mona-
One banana leaf, two ropes, three bones, and now I only have two bones, so I'm going
to fill myself.
Wait, no I don't.
Space and backpack?
Oh, a clip, uh, left arm.
Oh.
Wait, that's so sick!
Um...
God, I'm thirsty.
Shit.
Uh...
What do I do now?
I drink.
Cocoa nut water.
I am so far from home, bro.
Let's show this.
Oh no, again with Africa leeches!
Get off of me, bro!
Oh, it can't get my left arm now, because I'm armoured.
I need to make a bed.
Wait, is this a palm leaf?
I'll make a bed I should be okay.
These are proms.
Oh my God, I need a pen.
I need to rest.
Okay, oh I'm making a bed, don't worry, I'm making a bed, we're going to survive.
Oh my god, we're right in the middle of it.
Hey, one more.
We did it!
Now we sleep.
oh my god but we can't sleep but we can't uh stay here so that kind of stinks
We can sleep, but we can't save.
I really don't stink.
What?
Hey, this might sound weird, but I found a road.
What? How so?
Someone must have come through here recently. I'm gonna check it out.
Oh, great. Looking forward to some good news.
That's a road?
Where? Is that the road?
Turtle!
and this is what they were talking about this is the road
Oh no.
Oh god, you used a trick.
And this game is tough. This game is difficult as shit.
I'm hungry.
This game is so hard.
Save my life.
I came for food.
and you guys want me to do in the hell mode you're crazy
Crazy!
Oh!
This is really tough.
I got killed but can't eat her.
I'm so hungry oh my god I'm back here like it's a bad dream
huh I can't believe this I'm back all the way back here I hadn't even built the
Oh, dude, the shelter!
Like it's a bad fucking dream!
Oh my god...
Brooo...
Are you scurrying me?
I didn't save?
Holy shit!
And it sucks because if you make a bed,
you can't save on the bed.
You can't save on the bed.
You can only sleep on the bed. You have to make a shelter to save.
Sleeping doesn't save. Like, at least like with the forest, like, when you sleep it saves.
This one does not save at all.
I can fly. Thank you so much for the gift. Thank you for the five gift. Thank you, thank you.
Uh...
What the... Oh!
What the fuck man this fucking stinks bro what the fuck
My friend, I love you.
Thanks for being so kind to me, dear.
Thanks so much for the gift, PEP.
This game is tough!
I bet if I had a friend it'd be so much easier.
And now I have so much shit.
I have so much shit. Hold on, I'm leaving half of my shit in here.
Bone?
Wait, you can only leave one type of item?
Oh that's so stupid.
You can only leave one type of item in here?
What?
That's so dumb.
Aw, let me turn these into benches.
You can make a lot of storage types, yeah, but the problem is that you can only put one
type of thing in the storage.
That is ridiculous.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Will bone
Okay.
I have to fuckin' rest again.
Thank you, Alois. Thank you so much for the gift, and so thank you.
Oh, dear God.
Can he eat the eat?
He's going to eat, he's going to sleep, for all eternity.
God, I'm so hungry.
I made armor.
We'll see if there's a banana on the tree.
Oh, fuckin' banana on the fuckin' tree!
I can't leave unless we, unless we get a food.
I can't leave unless we get a food.
I
Damn it
Aaaaaah!
Shie!
Aaaaaah!
Oh
Please I can eat an unknown nut
Oh, good you are again
I can't get it.
Oh
Oh, shit! There's more of this here!
Oh, shit! Seriously?
Oh
God damn it
Bro, this guy needs a chill.
Happy Boris, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't, no.
No.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh
Ain't no fuck away that this shit does not fit in here
I can craft directly in.
I don't know.
I don't know what the fuck this is for.
Oh, I can only have- oh god.
No way.
No way!
Well, free bandits for the forest, I guess.
Oh, make more arrows this night.
That's more.
Ask more!
What?
Are you kidding?
You're fucking jokin'
God, I'm so hungry
Bara
That's crazy
Goddammit, I scared it
That's all.
No, my son!
My fucking son! No!
Nooooooooooo!
I hate this fucking game.
I hate this game!
Aaaaaaah!
I
Can't believe this shit, what the fuck
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Peace of time.
Let me take my meds.
Take my fucking meds and bro, what the fuck, this is so fucked up, I can't believe this
shit.
It's so fucking bad.
You're going to be okay kid.
I took my stick!
What am I gonna do now?
That was my primary weapon!
This little last hole
Oh, I love a body factor. I've played it before with rhymes. I love that game
I
One day you'll discover the secret of soups in Green Hill, and you'll love it.
Soups?
You can make a soup?
I can barely stay alive!
But I don't concern myself with making soup!
I
Know
Oh
Shit
Hold on a second, we'll pull my hair up, we'll pull my hair up, we'll pull my hair up,
I'm being serious!
I'm fucking serious, bro!
A gun on!
Okay, turn my hair, put my hair up, put my medicine, put my hair up.
I hope this guy stops being such a fucking pussy.
Armor stamp?
Ah, fuck me.
I need a big ass fucking stone.
Oh, perfect.
I'm hungry.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
My life scared me.
Oh, I need rope.
Rope.
Rope.
Rope.
Rope.
Oh
All right, I got my stick back
No.
Come on, I'll stick back.
I'm going to rest.
I agree.
This motherfucker won't.
I need to rest.
This motherfucker!
This motherfucker!
And now it's night time and it's scary!
I said I want to be awake at this time!
Egg bone soup.
Can I make bone soup?
How do I make bone soup?
Tell me.
I don't even have bone anymore.
Step one, get bone.
Step 2. Muggy, your bone.
You're gonna be the base for my soup.
Chat bone soup.
What if I eat a butterfly?
How come people only go?
Roasted Butterfly.
About some roasted butterfly.
And butterfly.
I can't do it.
I want to kill Cappy Bo.
He got scared, I was just standing there.
Sit for banana.
No bananas.
Oh, bananas.
Thank goodness.
Oh, more bananas.
Oh my God.
I've been blessed.
Blessed by the banana gods.
This was really Puerto Rico, you know we've been making some platanos right now, you know
what I mean?
Look at that.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
So fast.
Uh, I got a lot of leaf bandages.
What am I going to do with all of these charcoal?
no. Just leave it there. What is campfire asked for? Or that?
Insert items.
Can it be anything?
I don't know what you're talking about.
They insert unknown herb in these things.
I don't know what the fuck that's for.
I'll also insert campfire hash because I don't know what I'm doing with this.
I think this is a disinfectant or some kind.
I don't know what cat fang is for.
Salads.
No way.
Well.
I feel like we're doing good.
We have quite a bit of energy.
We have a bunch of hunger.
you can go try to find the grappling hook again
do a north grappling hook time
then uh I'll get you tired I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
I'll
you
you
you
you
you
You
Are we the only people you can talk to because nobody writes you
Welcome back bruh.
Welcome back bruh.
Venom woe.
The forest is not...
This does not look down upon me.
Oh, uh.
Worm? Uh-oh.
Oh no.
I don't have a bone.
Ah, shit.
I'm kinda full.
But where is it?
I need to rest.
I have armor on.
Uh-oh.
Oh no.
I don't have a, I don't have a bone to take this out.
What am I going to do?
Shit.
I'm back to the fucking drawing board I guess.
God damn it.
This sucks.
I'll do it so good.
Well for sure I need a fucking bone.
This is so fucking tough.
Let's fuck my head with a bone-ass.
I think there was like a dead carcass or something around here or I'm just gonna have
to kill an animal you good fear of fish I'll try your fish
Do you see any fish?
I see one fish. Oh.
Goddammit.
I've been ordered.
Should this thing rain nearby?
What?
I can't even get a fucking armadillo.
I need your last.
uuugh!
uuugh!
Aizel...
what were we going to do?
uuuugh!
fuck you armadillo!
Fuck you, Armadero!
We'll try again.
It's 8am.
Alright.
All right, we're gonna keep on going we're gonna go back we're going up okay
I mean it's time to get lucky.
I know we'll get lucky this time.
We're going up, up, up, is our moment.
I'm trying not to lose your energy, when it's low energy it's possible.
Sounds like he eats bananas unpeeled?
I mean his unpeeled bananas, we're on my own.
You don't need no fucking peel on our bananas.
We need unpeeled.
Coconut!
Right on cue!
Coconut!
Coconut, thank you coconut!
What's going on?
I'll shoot some bananas!
Stay away from the trees! There's worms over there!
When I win up, up, up, there's armor on me.
Who died long enough?
Hey, this might sound weird, but I found a road.
What? How so?
Someone must have come through here recently. I'm gonna check it out.
Oh, great. Looking forward to some good news.
Alright, this is the road.
Going down the road.
Is it this way or the other way?
I'm following the path.
I
What the fuck
Or the steak
And now, squeak, squeak.
And now, squeak.
That's a mud.
That's a wave.
What is the resource in those games?
Yelp.
Where's the giant poop?
Oh.
That old thing.
Uh oh.
That old thing.
Oh.
It's kind of open.
Do you think I found the path again?
Whoa!
Whoa!
And...
handy bar!
There's my common handy.
If there's a Jeep here, who knows what else I can find.
Who knows what else I can find?
Ancherials? I don't think there's any Cheerios.
you
you
you
you
you
you
What if I make a shelter here to sleep?
I just really don't want to lose progress.
I don't want to lose progress.
Na na na na na na na na...
A long stick now, fuck.
May just cut it.
We're going up up up at some moment.
Get out of here, we're going, gonna be gonna be golden.
Oh
Whoa, whoa, whoa up up
I need palm leaves
One more time, and you can do it too.
I'm the best.
I'm the fucking best.
They're not gonna believe what I just found.
A city made of gold.
Fuck off, bitch!
What? No, no, it's a jeep.
Fuck off, bro, I'm gonna hit you.
It's not running anymore, but, you know, there's some useful stuff in it.
So it's good news, right?
I think so. There's one thing that bothers me, though.
I found something that looks like a listening device connected to the walkie-talkie.
Crazy, right?
Huh?
That's not good. Do you think someone might be listening to us?
Ah, I don't know. This isn't the first strange thing I found in the jungle, you know.
Okay. Fair enough.
Um, I don't know where I'm supposed to go next. I'm out.
I'm not sure.
She isn't taking this seriously and I don't fucking like it!
Where are you on the map?
Uh, let me check. Hold on, let me go back to where I...
...in my camp site.
Uh, I am 42.17.
Don't worry too...
I'm in T...
Oh my god, I'm all the way up here!
I'm like right here.
Shit.
Don't worry, she's not real anyway. Hey, fuck you!
An elevator?
I'm sorry, what?
I will let me, let me rest up, I will let me rest up, I will let me rest up, I will
Rest up.
A very progressive jungle, I have to say.
God, I'm thirsty.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm on.
Whoa.
That is a lot.
How do I throw the cans at you?
Oh yeah, like this.
Look at it, look at it too.
Oh my god.
That's nothing. I'm gonna be here all day.
I don't have any help up in there, bro.
Oh, look, there's canteen.
Geez!
Hey, can this be, can this be a container to hold water?
It is not.
Never fucking mind.
Who's game about mouse crossing your front yard?
What the fuck?
What the fuck man?
It's all mine still, it's all mine.
It's all mine.
It's all mine, it's all mine.
It's mine.
That is me! Me! I told you! Me!
But you just fucking drank.
He asked.
But I just threw myself down.
I just jump.
Don't let me mess with you.
Yeah.
Yes.
I just jump.
Don't let me mess with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't like that, team. I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I
Even don't pop
I can't even tell anymore, I don't know what animals these are.
He is an animal.
Eugh!
Help!
Help me!
How do I get out of here?
I'm so lost.
Surely I'll find the way now.
Could I make a long turn?
Thirsty.
Thirsty. Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time.
I'm at the stage.
I'm at the stage.
I'm at this cave!
I'm at this cave!
Obsidian stone
Help I lost all my scorpion help
Help
I was stung by the scorpion. Help!
Help!
Thanks a lot, Earth.
I'm safe.
Oh
Help
I'm malaria yet? I don't know bro, I'm about to die probably. There's no way out of this
fucking cave and
fucking grave
Oh
But I don't think my wife is real, and I have a shit-ton of dead birds in my bag.
Oh, shit.
There's danger at every time.
Oh, that first hit.
I'm eating these!
I need to rest on the floor.
Boop Boop
I'm not going in there.
Like you're fucking died?
I don't have enough room for any more dead birds.
Shit bro.
He just pushed them out of the way!
Look at him!
He just pushed them like you didn't give a fuck!
Okay
You just push down like you don't give a fuck
Thirsty
Drap on here
you
you
you
you
you
you
I feel like we're actually making bra rice and we're not just trapped in a fucking loop
You're right next to a jaguar, I'm not next to a jaguire.
Shush, shush, shush, shush.
4915.
Jesus, I'm all the way up here, there's nothing up here.
I want to go back down.
We gotta find an elevator cave to get an elevator cave!
What the fuck?
Hello little what?
Excuse me, hello little what?
Oh
All right
Oh
God damn it
Fuckin' bulls!
I'll go when I'm out of 50s.
I can't cook in this I can't eat the fucking rattle thing me cuz I can't cook it
Alright, let's get out of here.
Alright, we are going to...
...let's go east, south, so...
I can't make a fire, guys! It's raining!
Forty left, nineteen south.
Get the ball to the east.
To the east!
To the fork in east!
Oh, the little mouse?
No.
Unsafe new location?
Another cave?
Oh my god, that armadillo!
Ahhhh!
Another creep?
Ahhhh!
Open scorpion!
It's dancing and laughing at me! It's laughing and dancing and laughing at me!
Hey!
Stupid!
You guys!
What's up?
I
Oh what the fuck
I'm right here! Ah!
Help!
I'm here!
What the fuck, where am I?
Hello?
No, stream isn't over her!
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Hello?
What the heck?
What happened?
What the fuck?
I am back.
I am back.
I'm back.
Yeah, I guess me too, so you'll crash or something.
I'm surprised Green Hill didn't crack-
Oh, I spoke too soon.
I spoke too soon.
What the fuck?
what the fuck hold on a second guys
I
I was just trying to ask my mom if she wanted to say hi but she didn't want to say hi.
She didn't want to say hi, sorry.
She doesn't hate you, I think she's just scared.
She's scared.
Oh my god, how far did this send me back?
Oh jeez, I'm worried.
I'll forward this and send me back.
Also, oh, Bonnie Bear came out!
Bonnie Bear!
I wonder how long it takes to beat Bonny Bear.
I wonder how long it takes to beat Bonny Bear.
How many lines did you do?
Uh, I don't- I don't remember how many lines I did.
It was more- it was more than five.
And definitely, it was more than five lines.
I think.
I don't know.
What do you guys think?
Try to guess how many lines I had.
I tried to guess how many lines I had.
Seven... six, seven lines.
Six of the lines, six of the lines.
Oh my God, how far is this semi-back?
Oh, here's that ship!
Oh, here's...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Well, this is technically good because I have to go to 40, 15, so I have to go 40, 15, all over here, and I'm at 49, 15.
I'm here.
I just need to go east.
Whoa!
Oh yeah, here's a big cave that I saw, for some reason it's not even on the f**king
I don't know why.
Come on.
Hold on.
That's the best I can do for you.
I'm here.
40.19
I think that's a pig
What the fuck, the ranger stopped?
I don't know where.
That's grey news.
Look at these creatures, look at them.
It's all coconut bro.
Oh no!
What the fuck?
Um...
Huh!
Well...
You can make it!
It's all about the 19s.
The south!
The south, I go.
Oh my god my little my little shelter
My little shelter I
I can't believe! I can't believe!
What?
I'm to rest!
Uh-oh.
Do you have a toucan in your bag?
Yeah, so can I go have a toucan in your bag?
God, I'm thirsty.
Is a girl not allowed to have a toucan in her bag?
Without questions?
What if I just need to have a fucking toucan in there?
Well, I don't have much food.
Oh well didn't really poison me as much as I thought it would.
Okay, let's go south.
Actually, maybe it's this way.
That's right.
What's the wrong way?
It's 19?
You say, 19?
Come on.
There you are. Found you!
Whoa. What the fuck?
So, got some news. Found an elevator, had some issues with it, but finally managed to get
it running, and now I can check to see where it leads.
Take slow down, an elevator!
I'll let you know as soon as I find out more.
I hate this. I hate this woman.
I don't fucking like her.
I don't fucking like her, bro.
You better not be better pregnant, I swear to God!
If you're either of those things,
there'll be a big trouble!
I'm not gonna stand for that shit!
Better fucking not!
She's both, she better not fucking be.
All right, you know what we're doing?
That is a smart thing.
No, not that.
There's a base north of here. Do you think there's a place to sleep?
You see?
I'll keep going.
I'll keep going.
Hopefully nothing too bad.
Oh, illegal goldmine!
Yeah, you're not going to believe this.
Looks like I found an illegal goldmine.
The castle is full of surprises.
Anything of interest there?
I'll let you know.
Oh my God.
This is why the planet is cr- BIRDS!
This is why the planet is crying.
Examine illegal goldmines.
Examine a legal gold mine.
Oh shit
This is horrible
We saw this from the top of the mountain.
He did.
What we got in here?
Oh, shit, paint killers?
Arnold Big Guy, Julio Old Man, Erasmoponytail, Camilla Redhead, Carla Bowlegs.
MC Vieira, Redbeard, M. Tremvax, Sonny Boy, Antonio, Baldi, Carlos, Muscles, Women,
why is the wha- why are the women-
Sofia Almeida, Terecita Almeida, Marcian Rocha, Isabel Pineiro, Pineiro, Dello, Bianca Pino, Pires.
Hot chicks, small chicks, what the fuck?
Kid tattoo!
Otavio Mardonado, skinny blonde, Beatriz Lira, tall, black.
Julia Figueroa, spotty mug.
What the fuck? What is this shit?
This is so fucked up.
What is this stupid shit?
I'm gonna kick somebody's ass.
I'm kicking somebody's ass today.
Today, I'm kicking somebody's ass, always.
I got a grappling hook.
Looks like someone was attempting, uh, blood transfusion here.
There's a lot of it. On the chair and the floor.
I doubt any of the patients actually survived.
Why would they do that?
I wish I knew. Or, on second thought, maybe I don't.
Yes, I had one of the samples. Is this how much they mean?
Jonas Tavares Carmel. Didn't find anything, didn't get anything.
We finally got a new pump doing 60 buckets per head.
The team got 150 grams in 3 days, pile of gold.
Pranking up the quota, 75 buckets per head.
Everyone's gotta do at least 10 grams or we're cutting their paychecks.
284 grams.
Week 7, 100 buckets per head.
80 grams.
Lofors ain't gonna see no money.
100 buckets per head, two men down. Poisoning? 17 fucking grams!
Week 9, shitty work, there ain't nothing.
Everyone sick, malaria, mercury poisoning, opening some outbreak, machines down, everybody's fucking dead.
Uh oh.
I'm ill with the- this is tango, I'm ill with the tribe, I'm now at the circle, it's in the blood.
Children, the children are the key, do you copy? Interference?
What?
Gold sack?
Oh shit, hello.
Maybe I should get rid of this toucan.
Oh
No, I just got here
Fuck!
Throw a doohoo!
Oh my god, I just got here and now I got the fucking worm shit.
I'm gonna have to do this all over again.
I'm gonna go ape shit, I should have made the shelter over there and saved fuck. I'm so fucking pissed.
bruh this game is so mean
thirsty
okay there has to be a way to get rid of these fucking worms bro
How do I get rid of these fucking worms, man?
The only way I can do it is with fucking bones.
Oh, are we fine on this?
Is it?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I found a bone.
Is it?
Oh, fuck.
Well, I found bones.
Two guards changing regularly. Pistols, machine guns, old padlocks around 20 people in the cages.
Sophie and Teresita are together, but I can't reach them.
Padlock won't open. Change of tactics required. They're taking people somewhere.
Isabel says they're experimenting on them.
A medical equipment presence of n- what?
What?
They're experimenting on people?
They're sick people in the camp.
Potential epidemic outbreak.
Chance of escape.
The sick are being controlled.
Proof they're being experimented on.
Reek of dead bodies burning.
Animated conversations.
Will they take someone from our group?
Day 5.
Are they preparing experiments?
Failed escape attempt.
Will and I makes it difficult to assess the situation but we don't have time.
Day 6.
They injected me with something.
I threw up.
It says there was a blood transfusion. She's wearing a fever.
They put us in a cage together. I don't know what's happening to my girls.
Day 7. I need to find Teresita. Isabella's getting worse.
The guard in the blue t-shirt has the keys.
Bam.
Shit man.
Night!
Yes, not.
I-I just found a charred corpse.
That...
Horrible.
With every update, I get more and more worried about you.
I need you here, please.
I don't...
I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Mia, I'm doing my best.
Just, just give me some more time, okay?
Just a bit longer.
Bird has bones, you think the birdie has bones?
Where are the bones guys?
Where are the bird bones?
Where are the bird bones?
The bird doesn't have fucking bones.
This is so hard to aim.
Christ
What the fuck oh
I got him
Oh my god no bones
No fucking bone!
What do I do?
Why are men in a health problem?
Yes, that is!
It absolutely is a fucking health problem!
What's up with that light?
I can't fucking save you.
Morning ironmouse of the jungle.
Don't know if anyone told you yet, but K-pop demon hunters won both awards at the Oscars
last night.
Huntrix, don't miss!
We talked about it today.
Huntrix, don't miss.
It's true.
Uh...
I'm gonna make a fucking thing to say.
I ain't gonna make a fucking thing this save, cuz I'll be damned if I don't fucking save.
They're all the struggle and trouble we went to get here.
I'll be fuckin' damned.
I'll be fuckin' damned.
I'll be fucking down!
Okay, oh my god, are these the cages?
I'm going to drink right now.
Shut up.
You'll never get back.
Oh no, I'm going crazy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You'll pay for this.
Stop crying.
Are you listening to me?
Holy shit.
I'm going crazy, help!
Don't even try.
Ow!
You got crazy!
Oh god, it's so loud.
Shut up please.
Aw, you're very loud in my ear and it hurts.
You'll never go back to your home again.
Oh God, it's so loud. Shut up, please.
Ah, you're very loud in my ear and it hurts.
No one has ever done like it home.
Ah, bummer.
I'm a woman in America.
Never get back in my home again.
ahhhhhhh
bull
stop it
alright, I saved
You will die!
It is so sad.
No, no!
Don't even try.
I need to rest.
You need to rest!
No!
God, I'm so hungry.
Well, at least the two can meat is still good.
Let's see.
What happens if I eat a painkiller?
Oh, it gives me sanity back.
Oh no, I got parasite.
Uh oh.
I lost my mind yet.
I'm not going to hear that in my ears the whole fucking time, holy shit, that is annoying
shit.
You'll never get back.
And you shut up, fake- I don't- I don't appreciate you talking to me this way.
You can't kill someone.
You'll be both, buddy.
Tell him to shut up.
Kill him.
Come on, shut up, man.
But shut up man!
Oh.
It's not real.
So what's the point?
No one's looking for you.
You're not real.
Oh, you're right!
Bro, shut up! I'm busy, man!
I'm trying to start a fight!
Stupid piece of shit!
We're gonna finish you!
Bokey, you make shuttle for her, man. They really...
You should have slapped him.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god, this thing...
Guys this fucking stinks!
I don't have leeches on, it's the fucking worms.
Oh
Holy shit, bro
Shut up
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
You hear it! You hear it!
How much sanity is this going to give me? Only four?
I'm the stage.
Shut up, shut up.
You may cry.
There's no way I'll cry.
There's no point in playing.
Give me a looooooon!
What's the point of playing the part of his life?
Shut up!
What's the point of playing the part of his life?
Shut up, you stink!
Shut up!
I know what family is.
I know what family is.
Turn off!
I know what's happening inside of you.
Just stay!
Yes, no, no.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Come on, man.
There has to be something I can do.
Oh my god, you sound like Fuky, and what's his name?
What's that guy's name?
From the Spider from the Batman movie.
What's Fuky's name, bro?
Bro, it's just Fuky worms, bro.
I don't know how to get rid of them.
That's right.
You are a body.
That's right.
Get away! Get away!
Thirsty. Thirsty.
What do I do?
No, no, no.
I don't know what to do, man! I need bones!
They'll drip that shit out of me!
Well, let's save it. Try to look for something...
Bones.
I'm going to look for some boats!
Oh my god, shut the fuck up bro!
You're just a...
What?!
You are...
You're just a cat...
Stop lying!
Go away!
Stop, stop!
What the...
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
Anything but the fucking armadillo please!
I'm not going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you!
I'm not going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you!
Maybe these mushrooms look yummy.
Maybe they won't.
I took the leashes off unless there's more.
Who's the rogue on me?
Go away!
Go away!
Go away!
Bull-eye!
Go away!
What the fuck?
Go away!
Yes!
Oh
Hello
My parasites they just won't
AHHHHHHHHH!
Okay!
Okay, are these people real or fake? I'm so confused!
What the fuck, there's another one!
Feel, feel, get back, get back!
Fuck, stop, you're lying!
Something stuck down there.
I'm so confused am I am I fucking am I
Is this real or what?
Is this real or not?
What the fuck?
Go away.
Go away.
Back, back.
Oh my god. It's never been more over.
It's never been more over, bro. It's never been more over.
What the fuck man?
It's never been more fucking over bro.
Let me ask you, I just have one thing to say, how come the birds don't give bones?
You tell me that. Why is it that every... Why? Birds have bones? Birds have fucking bones.
Why doesn't it give me bones?
You fucking tell me, bro.
You fucking tell me. Tell me right now.
Tell me right now, bro.
Tell me right now, bro.
Will you tell me?
Oh my god, I'm so old.
I wonder they call this game Green Hill, of course.
The name is Fitting. It's Fitting. It's very Fitting.
This game really is hell.
Oh my gosh, shut the fuck up bro.
How do you hold it? You are a scantler.
You talk so fucking much bro.
Oh, boy, he killed me.
You can't kill me.
What the fuck?
I HATE THESE ONES ON ME!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
trap. I am not saying. Where the fuck do I go now? Oh yeah, the grappling hook. I'm
I'm gonna go south, I guess.
Well, shut up! I don't need you to tell me I'm pathetic! I already know!
I know! You don't have to fucking tell me!
I was thinking that I was seeing all these fucking birds bro!
I swear it sounded like you said you're gay.
I can't. I can't.
At this point I'll eat anything man.
You can't just carry your pride in pride in pride!
You're all with bad old habits.
I won't eat anything if it gives me insanity.
Don't do that! Don't do that!
It doesn't give me shit.
Hello?
Just give up, so fuck up bro.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, what is this?
What the heck is this?
Ooh, coconut!
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you can't!
Logbag, he's calling me gay!
Stop saying that!
Stop it!
I know I am, you're on the filmy!
Uh-oh.
I
You're pushing me in right now!
Two gay to live!
You called me gay and I died!
I can't believe this!
I'm two gay to live!
Fuck!
I can't believe I'm too gay to live, bro.
Best, best, best of...
Oh
I just want to say two things, thank you, and fuck you, thank you, and fuck you.
thank you and fuck you two things thank you and fuck you thank you very much
and fuck you very much
I don't know how long it'll take to play and I would play it now but I don't know how long
it'll take and how long it'll take for me to find myself no it's not true I
think I want I want to play more Green Hill
how long was wham wham I think I was like four hours right wait let me check
Wham Wham. Everybody Wham Wham. Took me 2.7 hours.
If I'm too pumpkin, I'll go away.
Oh
Continue
My previous save file!
Continue what?
I never played the game!
What?
Exactly!
I was gonna say, I was like, wait, what?
Hey, select the starting row for your frog.
Okay.
I
Wow
Okay
You froggy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
Is it Bonnie's birthday? Hold on, it's a little bit too loud.
AHHHHHH! What the fuck?
Happy Birthday, you get to eat a lot of cake.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
It's your birthday.
It's our Mayor Day.
It's the love of the...
Bunny, get down here!
We got you a kitty!
We got you a kitty!
Oh, the tower is still very high.
Happy birthday to Bunny, Anthony!
Okay, well, let's go...
Bunny!
Oh!
What the f...
Where's my fussy bear at?
Yo, um, what are you doing inside? It's 12 o'clock. Don't you know what it means?
What does 12 o'clock mean?
It's my birthday!
It's your birthday!
So he remembered?
Of course I did.
Well, this party sucks.
Yeah, I didn't think I would celebrate it.
Aw.
It's been a tough year now.
Yeah
But hey chin up, I got you something
Okay, a big slice of Gouda cheese. Oh my favorite. No, what what?
It's okay. Like I have we mean good cheese
Oh, I
Love it
Let's go to the others. There's more.
There's more?
There's more.
I felt a bit stupid about decorating my own room for my bear day.
I'm glad at least one more person got to see it.
I'll see if watching the national frog time games again. Who won?
The frog time games!
Wait!
The island looks kinda good all the way from up here.
Happy Bear Day, Bonnie.
The Bear Day.
We got you a present!
Guys, it's the middle of the night.
You didn't have to...
Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie.
Let me stop you right there.
Yeah, of course we will, Bonnie.
We know you've gone through a tough time last year.
And we wanted to do something cool for you.
Let me stop you right there.
Yeah, of course we will, Bonnie.
We know you've gone through a tough time last year.
And we wanted to do something cool for you.
And it does something cool for her.
I'll get you this.
For me?
That is so cute.
A toad bag?
A toad bag!
Open it, Bonnie.
See what fruit you got.
A toad bag!
A toad bag!
Open it, Bunny! See what frogs you got!
Oh! Look at all the frogs, jumpers!
Cops over frogs, pusher.
Cops over frogs after moving in licks and pushes next frog.
And another jumper!
We all chipped in and got us our first tote bags.
Now we can play like everyone else.
Let's play Frog Time!
Let's play Frog Time!
Whoa! Thank you so much!
Bunny!
It's Frog Time!
It's Frog Time!
Oh shit!
I'm trying to beat a Frog Time!
Stand in positions.
So first place your frogs in the field.
Interesting choice, Lonnie.
Alright, good.
Each frog has a specific amount of damage.
And once you get your frog to the other side, it will damage your opponent's damage board.
You win when you get your opponent's damage board to 0.
Let's begin!
I almost forgot! A frog can move one cell in any direction.
Uh oh!
A jumper frog can even jump over another frog to get to the other side more quickly.
Ah, the pusher frog!
It pushes the frog in front of it back after me.
You can't use the same frog again before you've used up all your other frogs.
Oh
No
I'm not screwed!
Jumping over other frogs? Smart!
I'm not screwed!
I got so word whoa bunny those awesome
This bear can play? So excited that we all got toad bags now.
Yeah, but my toad bags are the best.
What frogs do you have? Who?
It sounds so good. I can't believe they got this for me.
I got this one. What's this?
Not sure yet what it can do, but it looks cool.
Oh my, oh my!
I'm going to the frog store tomorrow to buy a booster egg.
Keep out.
There's a sharky of this crisis.
Inflation, spurs, no more, no more, doesn't it?
Oh, it does not.
I'm talking about...
I got a few jumper frogs, but I can't afford them.
Oh, and stop calling me old man pitter.
I can't afford a vampire frog, Lesky.
But it's on another island.
Vampire frog?
I got this one.
Not sure yet what it can do.
This scram.
Oh my, oh my!
Just leave me alone.
I'm going to the frog store tomorrow to buy a booster hack.
I heard Sharkey, uh, of this prices.
Inflation spares no money on that man.
What the fuck?
I always wonder who lives in this creepy house.
I got a few jumper frogs, but I kinda wanna read that freaking frog.
Oh, a frog lives in here.
I heard you were talking about a vampire frog last week.
That's another one.
Wait, there's a thing here.
Look at this one. I'm not sure yet what it can do, but it looks cool.
Oh my, oh my!
I'm going to the frog store tomorrow to buy a booster egg.
I heard Sharky, uh...
Oh, jeez.
I'm pretty sure it's not an inflation spurs.
No money, man.
It doesn't?
It does not.
I got a few jumper frogs, but I kinda wanna read the friggin frogs.
I heard talk about a fanbuyer frog last week.
But it's on another island.
I got this one. Not sure yet what it can do, but it looks like...
What the fuck?
Oh my, oh my!
Oh my, oh my!
I'm going to the frog store tomorrow to buy a booster egg.
I heard Sharky, uh, of this crisis.
Inflation spares no more than a man, does it?
Are you ready to spoon here after I beat you?
It's my hearing aid, they decorated all this while asleep.
I got a few jumper frocks, but I can't hold it in.
I heard talk about a vampire frog, let's speak.
But it's on another island.
Let me through!
I got this one.
I'm not sure yet what it can do, but it looks cool.
Oh my, oh my!
Let me outta here!
AHHHH!
I'm going to the frog store tomorrow to buy a booster.
I heard Sharky, uh, of this crisis.
Oh my, oh my!
I don't know mom, I don't know mom, does he?
Oh my, oh my!
Okay, what the heck bro?
I got a few jumper frauds, but I kinda wanna read that freaky fraud.
I heard talk about a fan by a fraud less.
But it's another...
I got this one.
What's she got?
I can do a little more school.
Oh my, oh my!
I'm going to construct a smart buy booster.
Another gift?
For me?
That's not ours, Bonnie.
Uh oh.
What do you mean?
If that's half my name on the tag, what could it be?
Open it, Bonnie! It looks wonderful!
A shelf thing?
Woah!
This is cool.
I don't know, it looks kinda sinister.
Oh my god, blow on it!
I think it shines as beautiful as a pretty little star on a warm-out this night!
You said the same thing about a slug the other day.
I wonder who got me this?
He got the magic pump!
Hope, I remember seeing a picture of a shell like this in a book I got back home.
I'm pretty sure it holds magic powers.
Magic powers?
Magic power?
Magic power?
What's that sound?
Magic power!
Magic power!
What's that sound?
Magic power!
Magic power!
Magic power!
Magic power!
Magic power!
Magic power!
Magic power!
What the fuck?
Look at my six drug!
Next drug!
Look at my six drug!
Next drug!
What the f-
What's wrong with this guy?
Look at my six drug!
Next drug!
Look at my six drug!
Next drug!
Now look at my six drug!
I don't want to look at your six pack!
Bonny bear!
Do you think you're all that for this frog game, eh?
What the fuck?
Mmmmm... Yes, no.
Mmmmm... Your hand, okay?
Oh my god! What a dick!
Rick is the strongest frog player on the beach!
Is that you, the fun bird bird?
Anyway, asking of the bitch, let's see.
Yes, no, yes.
How does it take that then?
What?
Is it taking my cake?
Yes, looks like I'll be taking that.
You better not take my cake.
What the...
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
EW!
What is the meaning of this?
He ate it with the candles and everything.
What's the cake in this?
What?
Bro, I know you fucking lying.
I know you.
I know you.
You pay for this, buggy bear.
What?
Oh no, he's charging me!
Oh, oh!
The body first is a big speckle!
Exciting!
Good luck, Bonnie.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Show me what kind of frog you have.
Oh, God.
Oh my... WHAT?!
There's a legendary frog!
You have a legendary frog?
You have a legendary frog!
You're the legendary frog!
Yes.
It's a legendary bomb dart. It charges up after every turn.
No, stop!
And when it's free, it charges to explode, causing instant damage to your damage point.
You have got to be freaking kidding me. This is great.
oh my god there is no freaking no freaking way bro
Oh my, that buntoed is almost fully charged!
Ain't no freakin way.
Ain't no way- there's no way I can win against this guy!
This doesn't look too good, it is WASTED on the frogs.
This looks terrible!
But we got it too!
Oh no...
Oh, no!
This friggin' six-pack guy, fuck you, man!
Yeah!
Yes, it's no surprise to that one, yeah.
Oh, no.
This is no way to beat this guy, he's a bomb!
No, for my price.
What's this?
It's a bomb.
It's a bomb.
It's a bomb.
It's a bomb.
What's this?
It's gonna take my shell, isn't it?
It's for my birthday!
You're so mean!
Yes.
No way, Rick!
Hold it right there, Ron.
This is the way of the beach.
No!
You broken starboard!
Rikky!
You can only get it back by defeating me in frog time.
Fuck time, beats real style.
And that will happen...
...never.
I have to get better frogs.
Let's go gang.
I hate this guy.
I'm sorry Bonnie.
But don't worry.
We'll train, learn coconuts, buy better frogs, and then we'll defeat that Rick's pack.
Yeah, we'll defeat Rick's pack!
Oh, I hope your birthday isn't ruined!
Are you kidding me? You guys gave me my first frogs! Thank you so much!
Alarm on ear being too nice, bro!
But who gave you that shell?
Let's sleep and find out tomorrow.
A fine idea!
Yeah, the tension got me all spooked.
Who, you should really get that checked out, by the way, or maybe find a way to relieve some stress?
I've been doing yoga lately, but the plane is rolling!
It's not yoga last week, but I could only do the bare pose.
Hilarious, guys.
Chapter one, the beach.
I can't believe this.
Oh, fuck that man.
My birthday like this is so messed up.
A great day for some frog time.
Oh, are we gonna be able to find more tapes?
Something's out of her seat.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, that's so cute.
That is so cute.
I say, I'm gonna destroy that guy.
Dumbass! Oh my god! Hi!
Good morning, Bonnie.
Good morning.
Hello.
Be sure to visit Mama Bert's day at her bakery for your bear day.
My bear day? I gotta visit!
She always knows exactly what to say to cheer you up, especially when she bakes you a delicious honey cake.
Oh, I have to have a honey cake.
Oh!
Okay.
To beat Rick's speck, Rick's speck stole your magic shell and ate your bear day cake.
Finally defeated him in frog time and went back yourself.
Someone gave you a weird shelf for your bear day, and on set it could hold magic powers.
Find out what it is.
Mama Bear.
It's your bear day.
Sweet Mama Bear might want to congratulate you.
Visit Mama Bear at her bakery.
Okay.
Whoa!
It doesn't sound quite right.
Whoa!
Funny bear!
I haven't seen you in a while.
Whoa, funny bear!
I haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?
It's not a big deal!
Oh, I was just, you know, in my room.
Oh.
What are you doing?
So, what are you doing?
We're practicing a new song.
Hey, isn't it your bear day today?
It's my bear day today, of course.
Yeah, um, and the guys got me my first dope bag.
Dope bag? Wanna play?
Oh my god. Do I have to fight everybody in frog time?
I-I don't have good frogs!
Bring it on, Bonnie!
Lingob.
Oh
Look how full our problems are
I
Oh
What
Oh
No
Myself worth is increasing
Good!
Lynn, shall we finish practice?
Yes.
Uh, yeah.
Hmm.
Bonnie, you play music, right?
If you have time, maybe you can help us with something.
Oh, and what?
A new quest.
Hey Lynn, what did you need help with?
Bonnie!
Good, you're here. We're working on a new song, but it's missing some of us.
What is it missing?
And I'm feeling...
Lock and Speel.
Lock and Speel?
Genius.
Bonnie, you play music, right?
Do you want to play with us?
Hell yeah!
Uh, don't think so long, Bonnie!
Just join, it'll be fun!
Hell yeah!
Oh, oop!
I won't stay in my room, had enough of my second guessing
I'll have a change of clothes, I'll have a change of heart
Nothing else matters when we are playing
Love
Oh my god this is so cute
I'm falling in love
I'm falling in love
I'm falling in love
I'm trying!
I don't know, I don't know
Hey, sorry guys
I actually don't feel so well today
What do you mean?
We're having a moment, we're playing!
I think I just wanna breast-a that
Oh
Okay
Oh, uh, yeah, of course, Sammy
I think I played that bad
I think I played that bad
And I made him leave.
Hmm, strange.
But anyway, Bonnie, that was amazing!
Yeah, nice one, Bon.
I feel the song is basically finished.
Maybe one day we'll perform it in front of the Oracle himself.
Oh, the Oracle!
Bonnie, I saw you playing Frog Time Against Lynn.
If you ever need a worthy opponent, come challenge me.
Okay.
Let's complete.
Hey Bonnie, it was so good to see you play music again.
It's been a while.
Oh, I still play.
I'm mostly in my room, though.
Well, I just started playing music.
I'd love to also play Frog Time with you, but I'm warning you, I'm stronger than
Lynn.
I heard that!
Oh.
You think Sammy is okay?
He looked kind of nervous when he walked away from the song.
Sammy always looks nervous.
He'll be fine.
You probably just need some time alone.
Okay.
Where do you think you're going?
Uh...
If you wanna pass, beat me in front time first.
Oh, I can't go... Oh, I see.
I feel really inspired because of you Bonnie.
Putting front time that well and adding that clump of spiel to my saw...
You should come out of your treehouse more often!
Uh, I actually didn't know you were making music too, Link.
Oh, I'm just trying.
I do hear some cool melodies coming from your treehouse at night, though.
You should play more often.
I will!
You mentioned the Oracle earlier?
It's my dream to perform music in front of the Oracle.
I think the Oracle will love your song.
He's the all-knowing.
If the Oracle likes my music, I will know for a fact that it's good.
It's good to see you!
Goodbye!
Whoa!
I've always wondered what's inside this cave.
Oh god, not this guy!
The king of the speech.
Rick, come on. Just show me the cell again.
You mean this?
Bro!
Food juice! It's the same shell.
Oh shit.
Okay, gotta go, bye.
Hey, you don't get to walk away from the king of the beets?
Yes. Okay, you may go. I know you to go.
I don't like you, bro. I don't like you at all.
Gotta need some stronger frogs if you ever wanna beat Rick, buddy.
Shut up!
Open surfboard, guy!
Wait!
Uh-oh!
Oh no! Oh! Oh God!
Uh!
Oh my god!
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
Look at our execution frog!
Oh
No
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh
Yeah, yeah!
Get out, mutt!
Oh
God
It's self worth! No!
Yeah, get away from me.
I wish I knew who lives here. We can have tiny tea parties.
I don't know if I can hold it in any longer.
Oh, just calm down. Mama Bear will open up soon.
You don't know how hungry I am young Klosson.
Oh my God, he's this coconut guy is wasting away.
I better fresh breath and throw me free straw.
Oh, you're doing it again.
Try to calm down.
Oh, hi, Bonnie.
Bonnie, how?
I feel like I haven't seen you that much lately.
Good to see you.
Can you please ask your mom to open up her bakery?
Oh, uh...
Mom?
Mama? Are you there?
What the fuck?
Happy Bear Day my dearest child.
I love you to the moon and back and I'm so unbelievably proud of you.
Aw, thanks mom.
I got you a present. Here you go honey bear.
No way! A fracopon worth fifty coca-dots?
Cocodones!
Ann told me about their presents, so I thought I'd help you on your way.
Now you can buy a booster egg and get new frogs!
Thanks so much, Mom! This is...pawesome!
I love you, Bonnie! Don't forget that!
Wow. Thanks.
Thanks, Bommal.
I got a redeem the coupon at Sharky Shop.
Tired, John Claeser?
Oh Pony, I couldn't stop thinking of Rex back in your birthday cake.
It was nightmare fever in bed.
My nightmare fever.
I just had to get up and start baking.
didn't stop until the wee small hours so where's the baking cake Jimmy so here
oh he made a cupcake for my cup friend thank you whoa thanks young class thanks
young classen oh I hope it will help you win back the beautiful star this
shell from Rick's pack Rick it's yours if you have
Didn't you come back from vacation recently?
Sure did. I visited Big Mountain.
Big Mountain?
It's the place closest to the stars.
I hiked the snowy mountain, visited the Salastro Cafe.
Oh, but it's good to be back.
And very fun to see you out of your treehouse for one thing.
So that show was quite mysterious, wasn't it?
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
All I know is that it was BEAUTIFUL!
Wow!
I don't want to challenge you to frog time.
Oh my god it's a little frog!
Bunny!
I've been reading up about the shell all night and it's much bigger than I expected.
What is it?
Everything's connected.
Magic, shells, the first frogs, some church, everything.
Really?
Really? All that has to do with that pink shell?
What? Hair gel?
Hair gel?
A shell.
You don't even have hair.
Ah, a shell. A shell.
A shell!
You know anything about a shell, Ober?
You kids don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Never heard about the dark duplicate double parallel worlds theory theorized by Dr. Houshark's?
See?
What?
Never been proven, but a lot of groups in this world, well, they're firm believers of it.
They shape their lives around it and do the craziest things just to get a glimpse of the mystery.
The mystery?
And that their shell is a key part of it all.
What is it?
That's all I know.
Now please, order something if you're going to sit here the whole day.
Okay.
Wow!
Listen, we need to get the shell back from Rick before that bonus pink blob realizes the importance of what he stole from you.
Shit. I need my frickin' shell back.
Win the shell back from Rick's, Rick's back.
My frickin', my frickin' shell!
Oh shit, who's this?
Oh my god! You ran away from me now you don't want to talk to me!
Ha! Thank you so much for the five gift it's a...
Oh! Oh my god! I'm a dad!
It's Evelya retrieve the artifact and return to the church.
I hate Timothy Smalls' in this game.
Oh my god it's me!
Uncle will be pleased and soon I will rise up to arch-priest.
Hehehehehehehehehehe
Okay, something is staring at us
Gotcha, Georgia!
Hahahaha
OOooo that's a bear, that's a bear
Hey, don't leave me alone with it!
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Hey, who is that?
Who is that?
Shoo, Beth! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo! Bad Beth!
Get the bad mace for there!
Shoo! Shoo! Bad Beth!
Get the better mace for there!
Hey, that sounds just like me! What the?
That sounds just like me!
Oh, hello!
You want to challenge me?
Oh my God!
Sounds familiar, huh?
Sounds familiar, huh?
In my throat!
What's up?
I want a pink frog with a book.
What in the world?
I see, you're trying to do the same shit that I did.
I'm going the same way I'm going!
Oh my god.
I'm closing!
I'm closing!
I'll be you fair and square. Don't talk to me again.
Are you gonna talk to me or what?
No?
Oh, eat cockatoo then. Don't talk to me.
Shoo!
Oh...
Get the bad mate!
Okay, fine. Don't... get no dog to me then.
Hello?
I can't stop thinking about the...
Well, he has been the self-proclaimed...
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Let's prove!
Oh my God, how...
Hey, Bob. How are you doing?
Hi Bonnie, I better know that I have something to eat.
Well this kid...
Breaks me out.
I get so grumpy when I'm hungry.
Anyway, I heard you got a toad bag now.
Would you like to play?
Uhhh...
Have you been playing for a damn long, Pop?
Not that long.
But I'm planning on becoming the strongest of the beach.
I'm going to go get my pumpkin.
I'm going to get my pumpkin.
I'm going to get my pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
Pump.
Pump pumpkin name.
Or Halbricks.
Pump pumpkin name.
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin.
Pump pumpkin.
I feel sad. I don't want to cut this short, but I'm struggling to stay awake right now.
I should have never started. I should have waited. I should have waited. I hope it saves.
I hope it saves. Oh my god. But it's so cute. I want to find myself again. I can't believe
we found me so quickly. I can't believe we found me so quickly. Guys, I'm struggling
stay awake I didn't know we're gonna have to I didn't know we would have to
battle everybody but the next the next time we play I will battle everybody and
I will I will challenge everyone guys thank you so much for spending 12
hours of your day with me I appreciate all you so so much thank you for
I love you all so, so much.
I will be back tonight for another stream.
I'll see you tonight for another fun stream chat.
Thank you for hanging out, and thank you for being there for me, and thank you for being cool.
I love you.
I'll be back tonight for another fun stream.
I love you!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Oh, finally!
Finally, Buffa's, Buffa's live!
Raid my dog!
Oh my god.
My chat, my chat and my fucking OBS is not logged into my chat.
I hope that makes sense. I don't know if I'm even making sense.
Doa Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Rain.
Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Rain.
Doa Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Rain.
Hello you guys. Thank you for helping me. I'll see you guys later.
Bye bye.