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03-29-2026 · 12h 55m
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I'm not sure why I'm not here.
I'm just a little bit of a loser.
I'm not sure why I'm not here.
I'm just a little bit of a loser.
I'm just a little bit of a loser.
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My head is full of spades drunk
Your words against me
I'm riding on a spade drunk
And it's bringing me to you
It's bringing me to you
It's bringing me to you
You're bringing me to you
Why is 90's music so good?
Why is that so good?
Why is that so good? Why is that so good?
I miss a good...
Why is that so good?
What name is this old girl named?
Mug Raindrop?
He's the one who survived the attack on Dark Dealer.
He survived the attack on the Lord, but he woke up...
to Saturday.
Ah, but you can't see me now!
You see me in the chatbox? Fuck you!
God damn it.
What the fuck?
I saw Project Hail Mary last night, one of my favorite movies I've seen in a while.
I highly recommend watching it.
You saw Project Hail Mary 2 woke up for you!
Cry like 6 times?
Awww.
Does that mean I'm gonna cry?
I mean I'm gonna cry.
Oh brother, the stinks of debatable book home.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifts and subs debatable book home.
The book is really good too if you want to read it.
Can we read a book?
Or audio tape?
I don't know how to read.
Who has time to read?
Good morning mouse, so the last TTS from last stream said that they hoped you dreamed of
chat is that the reason for your strange dreams no I really dream I can't talk
about it I meant to add a message lol have you seen the PV for the new version
of magical night rey earth yes we watched it yesterday I don't mind watching it
I can't stop thinking about Lucy the Slut.
What about you guys?
I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't stop thinking about Lucy the Slut.
Norbrook, thank you so much for the 5 gifts and subs.
But who?
Lucy the Slut!
You guys not know who that is?
Guys, I'm excited because there's a revival of Avenue Q, okay?
Okay, if you guys don't know, there's this musical called Avenue Queue.
It has a bunch of profits in it.
There's a revival of Avenue Queue.
It's back.
It's back.
It's back.
It's back after a long time.
It was an old-ass musical that people forgot about and now it's back.
More soupy old things.
Once you're in the fight, get this out.
And in it, there is a character.
Her name is Lucy the Smote.
And I can't stop thinking about her.
I can't stop thinking about her bro.
I can't stop thinking about her.
You gotta school with her, what the...
If I google her, will I get in trouble? No.
You shouldn't.
You shouldn't get in trouble.
Hi Mouse, I hope you make more music like hell again.
I have 12 inch subs in my car and your song shakes my whole car lol.
I thought 12 inch subs was like a sandwich.
I highly suggest you to watch Cosmic Princess Kaguya. It's a real good film.
I'll watch.
I'll watch.
You watch the cyclotron test stream.
I took a small peak.
I took a small peak.
I took a small peak.
Wait, Lost Boy's getting musical stop.
I was gonna say, calling Lucy Hartfilia a slot is kinda mean mouse.
Oh my god.
See it this week, now in previews on Broadway.
What? I love that movie! It's one of my favorite movies!
It's one of my favorite movies!
The Lost Boys Musical
What does it sound like?
Your pulse is racing on, you're driving crazy, how can you blame me?
Yes, I'm beautiful, baby
Oh, shit
Please, this is going to look like me and Doug
Oh, okay
Okay, what's the next one?
Okay, what's the next one?
Okay.
I've been before playing my piano
This
I wanna be alone in the sun
I wanna be someone who can take my heart
I don't know where it's gonna end
I wanna be alone in the sun
Wow, okay. Well, I'm seated.
I am seated.
Got it!
I am seated.
Wow!
Is there a YouTube video for this?
That's crazy.
The trailer really doesn't show much.
The trailer isn't so much at all!
BOO!
Nami! Thank you so much for the thank yous!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Today we are playing games with...
...playing games, 8-0-9 and Monkey.
We're playing games today.
Playing games today, playing games today.
We're playing games today.
Hey Mousy, did you happen to see the new trailer for HBose series of Harry Potter?
Also with Spring Anime just about to start, is there anyone you're interested in watching?
I like it.
It is not so strange.
Not very strange.
Hi, Mousy.
So I'm working on a cosplay of you.
Is it okay with you if it's an original design?
Or do you prefer to base it off of an established streaming model?
No, no.
Iron Mouse is a 1920s flapper girl.
Oh my god, I...
No, go wild!
Thank you, that's gonna be crazy.
Off the piece, watch my ten gifted films.
Yeah, oh, thank you for reminding me.
I forgot he asked me yesterday, I was like yeah!
I can fly to you for five digits!
Yesterday's GTS was awful? What happened yesterday?
Was it just not working?
It stuttered a lot, uh oh.
I watched a little bit, but I couldn't really see what the fuck was going on.
So TTS was a woman?
Huh?
It wasn't Brian?
What happened?
Mouse, have you ever wanted to come back to Houston, Texas for a meet and greet?
I'd love to show you my car app that I've done to my car that has you on it.
Okay.
I'll ferry it to you so much for if I get this, um...
Maybe one day soon?
I don't have access to Brian to just wait, wait, why?
Now see, do you have a fixed set of songs for Cyclathon or will you be taking suggestions?
I'll be taking suggestions.
I'll be taking suggestions but I don't know a lot of music but I know a lot but I don't know a lot.
But honestly, I just sing whatever.
How many songs are they saying last year? I don't know, like over a hundred songs.
We gotta do head-on Montana karaoke.
We gotta do Hannah Montana karaoke for the anniversary.
suggestion, song Bobuja's Day Amor with English lyrics.
What happened?
What happened to you?
You should be able to speak such a good Spanish.
What happened?
What happened, bro?
What's going on?
It became dummy.
It became dummy again.
It became dummy again.
It became dummy again.
Yeah, I don't know. I wonder what happened. He was like smart for like a week and now
Now he's dumb again.
I am red.
Hearing about the 1920s Iron Mouse cosplay is making me want to do a full cosplay of you.
I have your clown outfit, since I just really like gestures.
I don't know if I should get the matching headband or a big oversized gesture hat now,
but I definitely want the nails for sure.
I saw Rosary doing some mousey stuff you saw correctly
You saw correctly, it's true.
Um, Rosalie is working on my 4.0 model.
He's working on my 4.0 model.
We saw things.
You did!
What kind of things?
What kind of things did you see?
What kind of things did you see?
The S.S.S. tearpalface?
Do you want to see it?
I'll show it, hold up.
Granny's back and Granny drew me.
I remember when people used to do some cursed shit with this voice,
But then they decided to quote-unquote fix him and now he sounds robotic like now put that shit back
I want my daygoth yoga sessions back. Yeah, put that shit back bro fix it
Oh
And my 4.0 model
Wee-wee
It takes inspiration from all my old outfits like the ruffles from the top from the princess
outfit.
I have a jacket that has the sleeves like my 2.0 outfit.
As the belts like my 3.0 outfit.
Will it have a chibi?
I don't know, maybe.
Maybe.
There's a big, big ass fucking bell here.
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Oh my god it's so pretty!
Jesus!
So beautiful.
What?
Oh
that's so funny that's so funny that's how that is
oh my god you guys here I know cuz I know a lot of people are like what the
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'll show you what I was talking about.
Bro, look how cool this shit is.
Look how cool this shit is, bro.
This puppet takes three people to- to- to- to puppeteer, you know.
Oh my God, I see her coming back to me!
So come on baby, let's down your guard!
When you're dancing in the bathroom, I'll slip your mic on!
I can tell just by looking that you've got it on!
Oh my God, I see her coming back to me!
I'm done!
Yes, her name is Lucy the Slut.
You know, well I know.
Anyway, there's Revivals, Avenue Kill, they're back, Avenue Kill is back guys, Avenue Kill
is back, and Lucy the Slut is back, and I'm so excited that Lucy the Slut is back, because
I love Lucy the Slut.
Don't let Kermit see that video.
The fascinating career.
Is this adult Muppets?
It's a musical called Avenue Q.
It's basically...
It's like...
How can I...
I guess it is like adult Muppets.
It's like a musical comedy.
I'm like, it's, it's like, I guess you could say it is kind of like, it's kind of like a parody of like
Sesame Street, like the Muppet
It's puppets living on a street with normal humans and they live and work
Together and it's very adult and there's a lot of adult themes
Like, there's a song about everybody being a bit racist.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot of themes.
There's a lot of themes.
There's themes about racism.
There's themes about porno.
There's, there's, there's songs about sluts.
There's so many things they talk about.
Yeah, how the internet is for porn.
I like it!
I wish I could go see the book Michelle.
Oh, yeah, the hair isn't very cool, man.
He's like the super of the building, that's true.
I got Peter Chip!
I've just seen a new invincible, wait there's no invincible, stop.
Is it a trailer?
Or did it start?
Wait, what?
It already came out?
Ugh.
What the fuck? I had no idea. How come they don't ever tell us these things?
I swear to God, this is like the worst promoted show ever.
The worst promoted show ever.
They suck at promoting the show.
Hey, can we talk about...
Can we talk about how the fuck they're releasing Steel Ball Run?
uh what the fuck what what is happening
it's like one episode a year like what the fuck is going on
bro
are you fucking kidding me
Why do you want to kill JoJo, Netflix? Like what the fuck, bruh?
It's not an episode a year, but I don't know when the next episode. They said that the
next episode is coming out in 2026.
Hey, Mouse. Have you heard Mo Chaka Fire? Specifically, the Ellen Jo character version
sang by Shion Wakayama. It's my latest listening addiction alongside Meow and Play by You.
I'm sorry just don't tell me oh episode 2 coming 2026 what the fuck you don't even give
date you just say that the year that means that could be anything that could
mean episode 2 coming 226 what December 226 fuck you left leg
that is so fucked I hate that
Honestly, then it'd still be better than we had it for the first two episodes of Fate,
Oh yeah, true.
What's up with the industry these days?
What's up with the industry?
DMC, thank you so much for the 5 gift and subs.
Thank you. What's up with this?
Why- Why is up with this?
Thank you very much. Thank you.
I don't know why, but my phone all of a sudden stopped learning how to use auto correct and now it doesn't fix...
Now, like, when it auto corrects my words, it'll auto correct words I'm spelling perfectly fine into gibberish.
And I don't know what the fuck is happening.
And I'm like, what is going on? What is going on?
What is going on? No!
Why is it doing this?
I typed the word fine and now it's fucked everything up!
Bruh
There's bullshit man
It's fucking bullshit
It's fucking bullshit bruh
Fucking bullshit mate
Just disable and type, well, don't XDD face me.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Guys, I started playing, keep driving, off stream.
I started playing, keep driving, off stream.
Did your brother mess with the auto correct?
since that's something he might do as an older brother myself.
AAAAAAAHHHHH!
As airplane keep driving on stream...
That game is hard as sh**, bro.
What the f**k?
It was hard as sh**!
It's hard!
Nia, thank you for the raiding!
I hope you had a great stream!
Thank you for the raid!
Kitty loves me, thank you!
I love Kitty!
Thank you!
He played that game a while ago.
Yeah, I bought it because I watched Pete play it.
Austin, I'm sorry guys, I...
Listen, I have to play some games, Austin.
Some games have to be played, Austin, and not Austin.
Maybe I should record it.
I don't know.
I just feel like...
Some games I need to play by myself, without saying anything.
And now finally here comes my rant about Fear the Walking Dead, guys!
I've been watching Fear the Walking Dead in my spare time, while playing games.
I'm on season 7 of Fear the Walking Dead.
Holy shit
What in the character assassination
I'm just like
I'm so pissed cuz Victor Strand was like one of my favorite characters. What have they done to you, bro?
What have they done to him?
I can't believe they fucked this character up that fucking bad. What the fuck was that?
What is happening? How'd you like? Okay, the nuke ship pissed me off, but also it's like, okay, I get it
They wanted to add a new threat that was like even more dangerous than the fucking zombies
Oh god, they had to add something that was like really bad
But they're like we just can't have zombies. No, we gotta we gotta make it extra
MAMA WABBLE!
So at the end of season 6, this crazy guy, this crazy guy, decided,
oh, I'm gonna start a cult, and he started a cult, and he's gonna nuke Texas.
So he nuke Texas, okay?
He fired a nuclear bomb from a ship in Galveston, and he nuke Texas.
And Texas became a nuclear wasteland.
And for some reason no one knows why a bunch of zombies fell into the middle of the crater of the blast and they all became
Super radioactive zombies and they're all congregating there
It's like thousands upon thousands of zombies in this crater and they're all getting out of the crater
And they're about to like walk around Texas and there's a bunch of nuclear zombies like walking around Texas
Yeah, Texas became Fallout basically. It's so crazy because like in season 7, the tone
shift of like the show is so crazy because it was all just like normal normal zombie
shade normal zombie shade and then season 7 is not it's fallout. It's just fallout bro.
Vera thank you so much for the raid I hope you had a great stream. Hello thank you for
Hello, Mousey. My friend Spacefarter has been a massive fan for a while. Could you shout him out?
Oh my god, is that like Fart like the fart cloud from Rick and Morty? Spacefarter, happy birthday.
Even though I know it's not your birthday, but I decided to say it's your birthday anyway. Happy birthday, Fart.
So like, season 7 is Fallout.
That's what it is.
It's just Fallout.
A bunch of the characters are like spread out around the Wasteland trying to survive.
Everybody's dressed up like fucking raiders, Dwight becomes like this like, almost like
vigilante type person and like, they're like wandering around and then, and then we have
fucking Big Sir fucking Strand who took an apartment complex, he took an apartment building,
it was an apartment, it was like an office building and he named it the tower and he created
a fucking dictatorship regime and he's become, I always liked him because he was so morally ambiguous
like he was always like, you never knew if he was good or bad, he was always for like himself
but he also really cared about a lot of people so he had moments where he was like you know
you could tell he loves his friends and but he loves himself a lot you know what i mean he was great
and that season seven happened and then he just became a fucking must-must-ash twirling
cartoon villain where it's like i don't know what the fuck like in one episode like the episode
starts and he's just like sitting there and some woman's painting him and he's
like I'd like you to paint my essence who I am and she does this beautiful oil
painting of him and he's like I hate it and he throws it off the side of the
building I'm like what the fuck is happening what is going on
what is happening and he just becomes so he becomes super paranoid and he's
throwing people off the building and he's evil and it's just so weird because
He's like super evil and then like Morgan has like a baby and he takes the baby and he's like this baby
I will raise it as my child and I'm just like what is going on what is happening? What is happening?
What is fucking happening, bro?
What is happening man?
He just threw his right hand man off the fucking building.
I will tell you one thing that I like.
The thing that I liked about, uh, We're the Walking Dead is that as of like season, so
like you know how like in the walking dead like the logo like evolves so like
in fear the walking dead I love I love the way they did the logo evolution bro
I love the way they did it especially like the last the last the last two
seasons the past two seasons like it started off very simple you know
They start off like this, oh my god it's so scary horror!
And then it started doing like little different scenes pertaining to the episode, so every
episode it would show like the title card was like the pick like what's gonna happen
in the episode.
So I think it was pretty cool, it was like a movie scene and then they changed it to
this type of like title scene where it looked like a comic book opening.
That was pretty cool.
It was pretty cool.
Like they did it like, oh it's a scene from each episode.
So you kind of know what the fuck is gonna happen in the episode.
It's kind of like a little hint as to what's gonna happen in the show.
And then they started doing the openings like this.
Where it was like, the openings would feature what character it's gonna focus on.
In that episode.
That was pretty cool.
I like this.
I like this.
This, this style, I like it a lot.
Can you see how it becomes fall- oh my god, season 7, you'll see, hold up.
It just all of a sudden becomes fallout, bro.
This episode was like a fever dream.
Cosmic thing is so it's for the 10 kids and thugs.
This is the crazy cult leader guy.
And then this is when the bomb went off and here it is.
This is basically fallout season 7.
It's fallout now.
Now it's fallout.
You can tell, right?
It's the same. What the fuck am I watching?
What the fuck am I watching, bruh?
Imagine going from these openings, like, and then the openings just look like this.
The openings just look like this!
I like it though, I thought it was very creative.
I thought it was very creative.
I thought it was very creative.
I thought it was very creative.
I appreciated the creativity.
I was impressed when I found out you kept watching for so long.
I'm just intrigued, I wanna see where they take everything.
Also, Alicia became like my favorite character
and I have to say, holy shit.
Like she turned into such a badass
but she's kinda crazy now.
I lost my shit bro, cause she gets bit in one episode.
Oh, I forgot, oh my God, Chad.
You wanna hear the fucking weird shit that this show did?
She got bit by a zombie, right?
She got bit, at least she got bit on the arm.
She chops her arm off, okay?
But she didn't do it in time.
She didn't do it in time, so she has the infection.
However, she doesn't turn into a zombie,
but she has a fever, a perpetual fever,
as if her body is fighting off the infection.
It turns out she got radiation poisoning,
and because of the radiation poisoning that she got,
it basically like kills off the zombie infection.
So the only cure for becoming a zombie
is getting radiation.
So basically you have to get chemotherapy
to get, if you get big.
And you won't turn into a zombie.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
That they did that?
Hello.
Be too distracted when we start the DLC, like I want him to be able to focus because this
is a question that I can't take back once I ask it.
I think that's cold and fast.
Wait, you don't want the question to be weighing on you the entire time, so I think it's best
if you, you know, just let it out.
Just break the ice and get it out that way we can all discuss it and like just get it
out of the way.
What's the question?
Yes.
Oh yeah, what's up, Mouse?
Hi!
Hey, Mousey!
I was actually hoping that mouse wouldn't be here when I had to ask this because it's kind of a guy thing
Okay, all right then you can you can definitely answer this then
Okay
This was a question that me and missing hand were discussing this morning
just uh it's more like it's a philosophical question so sorry if it gets a little too deep
okay um but if you had to tributes onto one funko pop
would it be like you had to wait let me look the catalog what do you mean if you had to like
would you die if you didn't do it um i'll take instant fucking death no no no it's like a punishment
worse than that they did death yeah death they kill your family that you
say something that you have to understand your family
let's just say it's like man you guys are the tough bargain I didn't expect you
You have to take the other one
You don't understand, there is very little that can change my mind
Alright you get like, you're like torture or something
Like it's really bad, really bad if you don't do it
How bad is it?
I'll take it
It's really bad
Really really really bad
I really want to know how bad it is
Like will it like skin you alive?
Skin you alive, they turn you into a Funko Pop
Funko Pop and then you are put on display on a 40 year old man's reddit shelf.
That's the torture.
And you may not be attributed as well.
Okay, fine.
You're free, Trinity.
The cycle must continue.
Let me find a Funko Pop.
Yeah, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, I'm like looking through the cattle.
Let me get through the cattle thing real quick.
I went through the same exact cycle. I was like, bro, there's no way I'm doing this and then you like once you accept it
You start rationalizing like okay
Okay, we can all say ours because I already got mine already got mine
What the fuck?
I'm just gonna get you.
That's completely...
Wait, how did you get this one so fast?
Like, how do you...
That's an actual...
I'm mad, bro.
What the fuck?
I'm here like trying to surf for Funko Pop and you're like,
you pulled that one out so fast.
What the fuck?
Yeah, no, I had that one in the repertoire.
What?
Oh my god, bro.
Lord Farquaad Funko Pop
Um, and that was, that came up
Oh my god
We don't have Lord Farquaad, they only have Fusun Boots at Best Buy
God damn it
Hey, have you seen Lord Farquaad Funko's?
The chin is really a good angle for, um, Funko Boots
I'm running low on my Lord Farquaad Funko Pop
I'm a big funky fan.
Isn't today a sponsored stream for you?
I started yet until we boot the game.
Okay, that's out of the way.
Okay, okay, okay, it's fine.
Yeah, I got it.
It's all out of the way ahead of you.
Yeah, that's why I was like, yeah, should I get it now or should we wait?
Okay, and what's your answer?
I don't know.
Okay, what was yours then in the meantime?
Me?
Here, I got you.
Let's have a look.
I got Mondra.
I think this one's Gio. I mean, this one's pretty freakin' respectable if you ask me.
I'll put it in chat for you guys.
Is it a Pokemon?
Uh, kind of, but not really.
Okay. Okay, that's a choice.
I, I respect it.
Um, explain? I mean...
I wish I had a better a better answer other than
Yeah, this is the way I guess. I mean it's just it's just
For me, I think it's maybe that he has a mask on and he can't see me do it
I can't see him see to me do it
You can hear
Oh my god why is that a thing?
Oh my goodness.
Now stood this wall.
Okay.
We're in the toilet.
We're in the toilet.
Oh man. Wait. Oh that's good. That's good. Are you changing your answer bro? That's okay.
Wait is that the queen of English? I was just saying Queen Elizabeth's long card. Wait I was going to look that up but I thought there's no way there's a queen of England fuck up. Fuck up dammit!
Oh my god, who are you? Are you aiming for the dog or you aiming for her?
I'd like to think I have enough
Full AoE coverage
Oh my gosh, all right, and I guess that just leaves miss me in I you know I asked her this morning and she
still never gave me an answer so I think she's been thinking on this pretty
hard you bro when I when I asked you said it immediately like you without
hesitation I was like yeah so what fungal puppets you do the tribute on
you're like boba fat okay then it's like a little bit of fat why you like him so
much it's not that I like him it's that I respect him yeah it's like a worthy
worthy opponent yeah worthy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to be a
demeaning thing it's like a this is it's a tribute it's an offer like I
respect his work yeah it's all about the respect when you're doing stuff like
that yeah yeah yeah oh god and this is missing ends
This is a great segue once you show this.
Alright guys, well, we do have...
This is the one we're curious about.
I'm not going to be in a blur of my time.
Not mine, yours. I can finally do a Vangang.
Oh my gosh.
Yep, and that is the game we are playing at the Starter Stream today guys, can't wait. Wow. Okay, I'm glad
Glad we got that out of the way now that we can focus on the game and just yeah have a good time
Yeah, I can relax
Yeah, I can settle down now and relax
Oh gosh, well guys, how you been? That's good. Been chillin man. Yeah
Yeah I guess I'll be okay.
Yo are you guys excited for the uh your guys' cafe?
Oh yeah!
Bro it's gonna be so cute!
Yeah it'll be cute and we're gonna do stuff in there.
Oh your cafe?
Yeah I might sing maybe.
Oh really?
Yeah please please sing!
Yeah!
It'll be so cool!
What is this cafe?
I saw about it but I didn't know what it was.
It's a writable cafe isn't it?
Yeah it's a bit of a cafe.
about it but I didn't know what it was. It's a Vtuber cafe isn't it? Yeah it's like a Vtuber
made cafe that you do Vtuber events at it. Oh cool. It's got lots of really cute food and
it's gonna be really fun where we're gonna be on the main stage. It's gonna be awesome.
I'm excited.
There's going to be activities and merch and special gifts.
Yes.
Yes.
Wow.
I just had the craziest idea.
What?
What is it about?
This is crazy.
What if Mr. Dog came back to LA while the cafe was open to experience an IRL?
Yes!
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
YEEEAAAAAHHHHH
YOU'RE GONNA GO TOGETHER!
We could go together.
Think about that.
What do you think Connor?
Not when is it? When is it?
It's from the 21st through May 10th.
Bro.
It was 21th.
I don't think I can go there.
The 10th.
C'mon you're rich you can go.
I'm riding the bike right up until then.
How long is it going to go?
It goes on until May 10th, right?
It goes on until May 19th.
So that if it goes to April 19th, and the cafe is open on the 21st to May 10th, so that means right when the cyclothon ends, the cafe opens!
Yes!
Oh my god!
That's like a proper timing or something!
He can go! He can go!
Thanks dude!
Oh my god!
The timing is almost perfect guys!
Thanks!
Oh
Dude you got a fuel up on on cute kawaii cafe food after after biking you're gonna burn so many calories, bro
I can't wait
So you're going
I will be there I'm impressed why wing stop agree to this club
Yeah
I would be like, hey, what's going on?
No, don't put that there.
You guys need any taste testers?
Taste testers?
I don't get a good taste test, bro.
The wings.
We're gonna eat them out of business again.
No!
No, I get them through the fucking recession to come, bro.
They're gonna make you through this.
I whisper gently to their CEO on call.
I say, don't worry about it.
I'm gonna be okay.
Give him some positive affirmations!
See yo positive affirmations!
The score is gonna be great king!
Let's give him another 500 people!
Oh my gosh!
Dude, I can't wait to go to the cafe with you guys!
It's gonna be so awesome! I'm already planning
every single activity of when we all go together.
Oh my goodness.
My plan, my plan is to try Miss Nyan's menu
and then I'm gonna try Mouse's menu.
And then I'm gonna go back to Miss Nyan's
and then try Mouse's for a second time.
I think that's kind of my plan for the first week.
Oh, I'm done now, when are you coming here?
Whenever you're ready.
but yes
you ready?
okay
ready to go international man
you ready to go international?
yeah I'm ready it's been too long
it has been too long it's taken too long
oh gosh I gave this country another chance man
you know I was trying to go at the ground level
help things out it's not working well without war
that's time to get out
I'm leaving again
I'm done with this crap
Hell yeah
Going back to Japan, man. No, uh, no, I do want to go international, bro. I want to go to Europe so bad
Saving up a bunch of money and uh, because miss Nyan, she's never been out of the country. So
I think you gotta you gotta travel man
Yeah, you gotta take me out to work. That's part of this this job is that you can you just kind of go wherever whenever
Yeah, yeah, it's uh, yeah, I loved like being abroad is is
It's very eye-opening just seeing other cultures and stuff and yeah, I've been dude. I've been in America for
Four years now. I haven't left once
All right, I know I have so much culture to offer the world, you know
You do literally
Yeah, yeah, people need to know about people of your life in Ohio when you stop. Yes. Yes
that's so much to so much a new wants to culture it's a
film I mean
you when when did you go to Japan like fully move out there how old were you
I was 23
wow wow
six and a half years ago
the thing wow that's crazy and you never moved back
to the UK and I'm not going to be able to see it
wow that's so crazy dude
Well, it was the one I moved to is COVID.
I was kind of stuck here for two years.
I mean, you would have been too, right?
Oh yeah, so you, you moved there when I was already there for a few years.
That's right.
Yeah, yeah.
You've been here for a while.
Okay, okay.
Dude, yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, so you're at that point now where it's like, once I hit like four, you know,
almost five years, it's like, well, this is kind of like my life now, you know,
like you're pretty much dead in fully completely like.
I mean, I just I don't there's nothing for me
Yeah, yeah, it's crazy, right?
But I mean when you when I get it when you get older you just kind of realize that like yeah, man
You can kind of be anywhere doesn't really matter
Yeah, yeah, especially when you do this this job you can do it anywhere
As long as you're gonna say yeah
No, absolutely. No, that's cool, man. Oh, yeah, very long time
Well, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna come visit now that you got your place, bro
I mean, we're just waiting for that, we're just waiting for that, bro.
Hell yeah.
We're gonna mess it up.
Yeah, okay.
We're gonna make a mess of all your pots and pans in your kitchen.
Oh god.
What about visiting Pandora on Borderlands?
You guys down?
Y'all down?
I'm about to get a stream together.
Oh yeah.
How do I know?
me gotta hit gotta get gotta grunts I shall I join that again
You just I just see the group Funko pop
Your answer to group I think I might change my roots because I really like the pose and how like one of his friends
Outreached like he's ready to catch it like catch the load
I just picture him growing a bunch after you do it, like instantly.
Oh come on!
That's amazing!
Yeah, just...
Oh yeah!
Okay, are you there like, where the hell are we going to see this game together again?
Yeah, I do.
Is there like a link or something?
Like that?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a walk.
Is that a walk?
the fuck did it work
uh it just took me to lord aethel channel what the fuck is that's not even my
what the fuck I did a lot of athel
who has that handle okay that one click that one click that one
I had to all right click click that one click that one did that work
Yeah, I'm on this stream together. Do I just invite you guys in or what?
They should be invite to you all by you again
What the fuck if you go to his channel, there's like a button next to his name and join him
Oh, okay, okay, okay
Weird right you could do like that
All I come in and I wonder if this game runs better now
it does it actually does I tested it yesterday thank goodness that was a
little rough aspect of the uh of the initial release but it's totally fine
it was totally fine all right yes I should be in all right I'm in oh I
Compile shade is all gold.
Let's go!
Alright, compiling time boys.
Okay, I am in.
Good luck.
Um, it's going.
So we can, we can join into the DLC with all new characters at level 13.
Like we don't have to play through anything, we just go straight into it if you guys want.
Surely can, yeah I know.
You get like 13 levels
And then you just like you can distribute those points and then go straight into the story of the DLC
What uh, what characters are y'all thinking about playing y'all want to play the same ones or like try the new guy
Yeah, his name is cash. He's cool
Yeah, I think yeah chat was saying that you can play the same character if you want
What's that? Sorry?
Will we not be overleveled?
Oh!
Like if we play with our old characters?
Yeah.
Or like if we play it...
I think we maybe would just want to play all like new characters at level 13.
And just, yeah, if we wanted to play like the same character, we would just start again.
That makes sense.
Okay.
Oh
Hey
Oh, it'll scale too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, so I guess you could join in with your old character if you wanted to play the same one
And I'll start a new one
Okay
All right, shave his time boys I should have opened this last night. This is a rookie era
it's all right, I don't know if it's okay.
I'm sorry, I didn't open mine either.
Yo, Chad. How does it look?
Everything's in my right?
I'm like, it's stuck in my face.
It's in my...
Am I lagging?
Is it all over the place?
No!
Are you okay?
Am I straight?
Am I?
I am lagging.
Well, when the sheet is compiled, I'll trash it.
Yeah, it'll just take a moment. Just a moment, yes.
It'll be just a moment.
You're on by evening, man.
Oh, thank you, bro.
I'll invite y'all when we all get in, and then...
Am I getting out? I think I'm getting out, Roger.
Okay, I've accepted your invite.
I see you, bro.
I see you.
Do you see my character?
I'm coming in.
I see your name.
I see you.
It's pretty cool, right?
Dude, yo, that's sick.
Is he- he's a rogue?
Yeah, he's a rogue.
He's a gambling rogue, though.
A gambling rogue?
A lot of his stuff is like RNG.
It's kind of cool.
Ooh.
He's a gambling rogue though a gambling rogue. A lot of his stuff is like RNG. It's kind of cool
I
Like that. Yeah, cool design. I love his like feathery pauldrons and stuff. Yeah, he's uh
He's kind of dark just kind of like me. Mmm. Yeah, you are a bit of a gambling rogue. I'm a serious
gambling dark man guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I guess
Yeah, basically.
Did Connor explode his queen?
I was gonna do it over there, but...
Guys, it's been good, though.
No, my PC is fucking dying trying to run this.
Oh, and my needle.
No, no.
No.
Sounds like you need a load-bearing Funko Pop in the computer or something.
No, don't say load-bearing Funko Pop near me, bro.
I didn't even think about it like that.
Load-bearing Funko Pop.
Don't be saying that crap.
Funko's.
Okay, yeah, I'm compiled.
Let's go.
yeah catch downloaded rebooting oh god
yo I see you're in let's go
well you know it is me mr. Conner yeah that's the new character
he's new what the fuck windows prompt window what the fash
It's so cool yeah
Kind of like a pirate birdman
Oh gunslinger yeah
He's got excited gunslinger.
I see. I see the spurs.
He's got a big iron on his hip.
Hip?
What on earth?
What on earth?
There's my old guy.
I don't know if y'all remember him.
I remember him!
That's Ellie in the vault of the den.
There's so many Bill Sades today.
The Ford's name, that's right.
This class was so fucking good.
I'm sorry, I have an iPad key cop.
I thought you had a cop.
That's a good experience.
Uh, sure.
We can create a cop symphony.
But you have borderlands on your phone.
That's a wrap.
I'm on my make-up ass.
Okay.
Come on in, brother.
So wait, do I make a new character role?
So, I'm just gonna hit new game, I'm gonna hit new game, Matt Ellie in the vault of the
damns, and I think we just, we can pick whatever character we want, and I think we just go
to 13, or you guys will be, as your characters, I don't really know.
Alright, let's find out.
Y'all just wanna play on normal?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Sounds good.
Oh, okay, you can choose your little hunter before you go in.
Oh.
load of all tons of oh I see second make great near you can make a new level 13 or
maybe use an old one I'm just gonna make a new one I'll just make a new one
road I'm gonna go for a cash the new cash here now I'm trying to
should we go all cash dude you can if you want I'll click cancel I don't know
Yeah, I kind of like playing as a girl
Foxy I got left contact you bite me again. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, hold up. I'm not cutscene. How do I get you back? I'm dumb
Let me restart
Shit
Now you get you get where bro chat don't look at this don't look at this
What am I joining in to here?
Nothing to host.
Okay, I'm joining in.
Compiling shaders?
Okay.
No.
No.
No.
Whoa.
Dude, should I go back to the...
Y'all wanna watch the cutscene?
Yes!
Should I just restart it?
Alright, let's go back.
Let's go back.
It's your...
You know, you're the sponsor.
You gotta show it off, right?
Uh, yes.
Yes, well I wanna watch it.
I want to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so curious. Yeah, I'll read about you guys. All right
Wait, what the fuck?
Yeah, it just knows that I should be the part of leader
Man's job
Yeah, brother, okay miss dog miss mount, okay, everyone's in
What did I say Miss Dog?
Mr Dog
Miss Dog
Girls Night
Girls Night
Yay
Yay
Ok
Everybody in
Time for the annual girls night milking
Oh, it happens every time we peeing out their coins.
Oh, cutscene.
Oh, Ellie.
Where's the cutscene?
Where are you?
There you are.
Where are you?
Mario.
Whoa!
Oh, wait.
From one host to another.
She can read?
I write to you with an invitation.
Is that Sayu?
This man is a sure lie on a child.
Oh, she can read. I'm out.
All right, but I'll be right back.
I'm out.
Your daughter was a young mistress.
Ellie is no plus.
Why, you're a conner.
She's a man-cubus.
Man-cubus has spoken.
Damnation approaches upon her.
I am but a humble co-host,
and she requires more bold and assistance.
The dread winds howl.
The Cranks grow wide, we are expecting you.
Whoa, oh yeah this is supposed to be scary by the way guys.
What?
I'm going to merge guys.
Is this going to get me frigging memories from?
I should've warned y'all, not bad.
What is this?
What is this thing?
Here we are.
Oh god.
wait for my friends all right are you guys are you guys all level okay okay I
think mr. dog is 13 so you have you should have like yeah I see points to
assign I'm gonna do mine less fast which one are you gonna go down dude we
should probably not do the same one I was thinking I was thinking either the
The dual revolvers or the dice rolling ones?
Whichever one close you do.
I feel like I want to go dice rolling.
Or dice rolling.
It just seems kind of crazy.
And who will do the cards lipstick?
He's got fucking cards, bro.
It seems a little rant.
It seems a little crazy.
Oh my god, look at this.
Okay, and I'm not just picking this because I already decided my build earlier today.
It's just...
Yeah, I've been collecting stuff very fast, but...
Bro, you got two pig legs.
Me? Cash?
Yeah.
I have to be named below my feet.
Oh, it's okay little guy. Shoot everything that moves that doesn't have our names on
it and then press F occasionally. Y'all both got y'all both got some pigtails
some pig buns what are those called
piggy buns
piggy bun
piggy bun
big big buns
pig pig buns
silly buns
water
we are both in purple
yeah pig in purple
whoa weird to figure out
your skins are cool
yeah we will go up
okay i'm ready
Oh wait, you should have a special, oh I guess we don't have that yet, a specialization
thing but, once we level up once.
Alright, guess.
I forgot to put a little bit in this game.
Is this the first part of DLC for this game?
Uh, I think there was maybe another one?
Okay.
I'm not sure.
I'm sure.
Oh yeah, forgot you have your pet, yeah, your class is so cool.
The siren class, River?
That's so cool.
Dude, it feels so nice to play this, like, running okay on my PC, finally.
Oh, I know.
Oh, wait, you got a new PC?
Nice.
Oh wait, you got a new PC? Nice!
Yeah, don't do it!
Yo, what do you...
Nice!
What do you got under the hood, bro? You got some big shit?
Big ass engine?
It's a pretty chunker.
Oh!
You got that hammy?
He's a chunker.
Beast PC.
Oh boy.
Uh oh, guys.
I'm going to roll my dice, but don't get scared every month.
That's my draining totem.
That's what I call my ex-wife.
The draining totem, is your actual idea?
Drang gang.
Drang gang.
Don't get ya.
Y'all ain't scared now, are ya?
But it's a little bit cold. It's very strong out here.
Y'all ain't gettin' scared now, are ya?
I don't know why.
Yeah, we're courageous.
Well, they started me off with quite a few guns, actually.
My draining totem down.
Oh my God. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Dude, this guy's movement is kind of crazy.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it happens.
Kippin' along, please.
You're in a friend's chat, though.
Wow.
Oh, shit.
Is your brain turtle a funco?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
He can't hate my Funko Pops
My Funko Pop
Oh my
I don't mean to do that
Girls
Uhh
What the heck?
Ahhh
my game up. I mean too. I need to be immersed.
Yeah, maybe it rebounds the audio. The bouncing is really bad.
Yeah, like the voice lines and everything. Yeah, everything's really like not balanced
well. Oh, this guy.
Thanks, bro.
Dude, this guy goes hard.
There's a nurse crayon over here.
Dude, this guy goes hard.
I'm gonna drain this from the guy.
Woo!
They'll be draining.
I
Read a clear the camp
That's right
You see this guy can just like stay in the air forever it feels like
2 for more
Like if you press B on these like they're like hooks up up tops
He's got like a double jump and uh like a boost he also has a skill where if you the faster you go the more damage you feel
Grand shot
I think we drained him successfully.
Wait, so what ability did you go for?
I don't think I have to stack fortune. I'm honestly not very good at it.
What the heck?
Appreciate the save, Gov. Name's Pickle. Davis Pickle.
Davis Pickle!
Woah!
Okay, that's her new favorite character.
I really hope you didn't die.
I will have a mental breakdown if he dies.
I'm on Davis.
Get over here, Davis.
Come over here.
Stop it!
Don't shoot me, it's not fine.
Don't fuck with Pickle.
What if I want to find myself in a little pickle?
What happens if I put Pickle on my brainy chudder?
Oh, it's a good place.
Don't touch it, alright.
Real sacred oak.
Got a knife.
What the fuck?
That's a treat.
That's...
brain.
Brain.
It's dangerous.
Look at this baby.
Oh.
No.
ground when flying, you see that?
I'm protecting it.
What's this new vault card thing? What is that?
I have no idea. I'm trying to figure that out.
I don't know.
Oh, it's a battle pass thing?
We're on full audio.
I want to be fully immersed in Pickle's dialogue.
Yes, turning Pickle's voice in a game.
He's a hungry one.
I wanted to feel like he's whispering in my ear.
Okay.
I want to play with Bruce and Bill.
Pickle hypnosis.
I want to show it to my people.
Ready to see the unseen?
Pickle proxy to the panic attack.
It's mine.
Oh, I'm going to pick up the camera.
What's this? What's this happening?
No, I don't.
I want to be looking at the minimap.
Yeah, you listen to it while you're asleep and you wake up feeling slightly more of a peanut.
Yeah.
Dude, does that work? I should try that.
But before I go to the Latin bakery next time.
Oh yeah.
I think it's worth the shot.
That's coming in more freaking ammo.
You're gonna want to look for boxes or crates?
Okay.
Okay, I'm looking for boxes or crates.
Boxes or crates.
It's tough.
One of you guys killed.
What's the difference?
Okay, I accidentally stopped my own.
You guys saw that.
Sorry.
Why does this pistol kind of go hard? I never used pistols in this game.
Oh, does he got like the whole gunslinger yesterday?
What is that? What is that thing there? Why is the thing spinning over here?
What is it, bro?
Oh, that's a pickle.
I'm shooting a pickle, sorry.
It's alright, that's alright. He doesn't mind.
He likes it sometimes.
He's here.
Dude, guys, it's Quasiel.
Oh, it's crazy.
Oh, it's crazy.
She's giving us crazy eyes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We gotta find Ellie.
Shut up!
That's who we're looking for, by the way.
Oh, Ellie.
Oh, Ellie.
She's a really big girl.
She's really big.
Oh, I love me some day, girl.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, big girl.
It's easier to find her.
you ever seen a BBW Jinx before?
okay, what the fuck is this?
what are you talking about?
I can show you a picture
stop, think about BBW Jinx
I got you
I got you
if you parse in this next fight, I'll show it to you bro
if I can type what?
if you do top damage in this next fight, I'll show it to you
I'll show it to you, chat too.
Chat if you press exclamation point, cash.
Right now.
I'll show it to you guys.
And that's on gang.
For real.
What the fuck is that?
We finna go bonkers.
We really be getting to something good.
Oh sorry, exclamation point, cash with the four.
We finna go bonkers.
We really be gettin' to Saigoku.
Oh sorry, Expansion Point Cash with a 4 for A, guys.
Yes, it's called Wee-Koo Wee-Koo.
That's the name for the character, Cash.
It's C, 4, S-H, Cash.
Is he like a robot or something, like a cyborg?
Oh, well, um...
No, no, no, hey, hi. Yes. Yes
Oh any good guns
Oh, here it is.
Oh, Kofors.
Big boy over here.
Big ass boy.
Oh, wow.
Wanna drain him?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drain that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy drainage.
That's a lot of drainage that's been upon us, gamers.
The Reapers and the Totems are insane, bro.
Maybe they're-
That ain't right. That ain't right.
That's a lot of Reapers.
No, no, Mr. Connor, where are you?
to the story wait what what oh oh my god he's gonna he's in a fire fight back
here guys we got you bro we got you
Oh dude, I'm- nice.
I'm on the other thing.
Yeah, I'm here with this ability skull.
Hey, who taught you Mr. Dog?
He just needs to have on purpose so he can be the top possible.
He wants to see BBW Jake so mad.
Er, sorry, uh, my bad.
I got this wrong. It's BBW Mr. Mind. What the fuck am I doing?
What a... There's a two very different things.
Oh, he's like attached to something that's like healing, you know?
What's this?
A bad bug?
Disorder.
Got it, got it!
Oh wait, you know what, I'm sorry, I do have a...
...TVW thing to do, my bad.
I'm a TVW, I'm sorry about that.
I got a bill.
I got a buff.
I'm gonna lose it.
And that's... No, that's my bad.
I'm gonna go feral.
Not a yet, no.
You don't want to see what happens if I don't get my BBW drinks.
No, I can imagine, dude.
Oh, there's me.
The whole universe is gonna die.
I'm not safe out here.
Time for a shave.
I'm gonna revive this for a buck.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
What the heck is that?
Is that like a note?
I've lost things here with my BBW drinks.
Dude, why don't I have any other lab action here?
Oh, whatever.
Oh, no, it's passing by!
What the-?
Oh!
Is this the holo pot?
What the hell?
I'm so scared!
I'm scared, too.
Oh, no!
Oh, what is this?
Dude!
Whoa!
It's like a return to the pool.
Whoa!
Whoa!
It's so trippy.
Ew!
I'm gonna try and pull it up.
Ew.
Yeah.
I'm gonna flip it out.
I maybe feel like shits.
I'm gonna try and keep that in my throat.
I'm gonna take care of the man.
Dude, I don't, like, I mean this, but you would make a great procologist.
Like, you'd be so, like, yes, I mean that.
Aw, thank you.
You should just be thorough right?
I would be very thorough.
Oh shit.
What?
Hahaha
I'm kind of just reading it.
I'm going to come out and say,
what's the magic?
Really?
Okay bro, let's spread your genes.
Okay bro.
Bro.
They've been very complete.
Yeah, yeah, that's... be nice.
Explore the Glacier.
Alright, let's go guys.
Where are you guys from?
Oh, you guys again?
Oh, we're in a rush.
Oh, he's a new.
He's crazy.
Oh, no, I'm gonna die.
They're very carful indeed.
Training total, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I can...
I can... I just had a loose draft on it, but it's a little bloody great for me.
Big boy, big boy.
Ooh, he's going slow. He is not happy.
Whoa.
Tossed all on the lawn this morning. How are the problems?
Rotom's is very fun.
The door revolvers seem pretty fun.
Yeah, I thought about that too, but the car doesn't best revolve.
Old car decline, what is that?
Things floating up here.
Investigate the pieces.
What's he doing?
He's trying to get up at you.
What is he doing?
Anything over there?
I'm trying to wait.
Me and them doing a dig.
I have to bug you.
What the hell?
Oh, I see. It's like a visual...
That's cool.
Oh yeah.
What the hell is this?
This must be the vault to the damned.
Nooo!
Are they gonna be able to put in the skeletons?
It might be.
Nooo!
What?
Is this the skeletons?
They're skeletons!
Oh!
This is cool!
Whoa, look at the barnacles, it's like...
It's like David Jones is not hard.
It is!
Whoa, this is so cool.
This is awesome.
Oh, shit.
I love the sports bar.
Oh.
I was thinking about playing this game.
Oh, shit.
Whoa, thank you so much. What the hell?
You hit us with the three bomb.
Triple triple triple triple double. Thank you so much, bro. What the heck?
Whoa, thank you
Welcome to my heartbeat.
Speak easy.
Thank you so much for that, bro.
Thank you.
Now, Mr. Connor will speak as man kill us for the rest of the stream, bro.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, we hit our goal. Let's go.
We hit our sub goal.
Woo!
Welcome to my concrete cabinet.
Yes, but he's CBW, being child-abused and old.
That's rare.
As far as I know you have.
Dude, it's perfect.
It's on Kali.
What if Mr. Dog was manchivist, you couldn't tell us.
What? Yeah, because I'm an alien.
What?
Roar!
is it a car?
Wait a tick!
I am afraid she has declined my offers of protective lodging several times.
I sent Mr. Pickle out in the hopes of my wife.
Mr. Pickle!
That's pretty good.
That's our order, I'll get it.
Erin Hansen?
Gringrums?
Really?
What the hell?
I didn't do anything.
I'm sorry, bro.
You're from Graham Graham.
What?
I guess I hear it, yeah.
What the hell?
Hmm.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
Oh, I can hear them.
I just don't remember.
What's that on the map?
Color damage, it's a good damage, that's.
Thank you, Emma.
Did you get Emma here? Yes.
Oh, at this gun station, you just hold Q.
Get knocked off.
Where's Brabra?
Oh, I got V rewards, is that?
What the hell is this?
Is this a dang loot box? Whoa!
Wait, no!
Go to your inventory.
What is this?
She's gone, it's nice.
What did I just tell them to do?
This seems better.
This is like the piston that I have right now though.
What's this?
Whoa!
Oh, these are like high level dents.
maybe I got these from beating the game with y'all
okay
yeah that's level 30, I'm not pretty with that
okay
we have to search Pickle's room
Oh nice, nice.
I got a bunch of weapons from this here.
Whoa!
That's a pretty good...
Ooh, a shawty!
Whoa, Lori!
That's a story, I think.
Yeah, we're just listening to Ellie's log.
We have to find her.
I'm back, Ellie.
I'll commend you this.
Whoa!
Dude, we will find Ellie.
Oh, he was coming!
He's having a mess, bro.
Thank you. That's the Azure for the 511 times.
Why did you laugh at me?
I don't know how to ask him.
The order is found.
Hire up.
The Megalith itself is ensconced in a deadly nail stroke.
Savage Diary of 69.
They used you for five subs.
Savage Diary of 69.
You used me for five subs, bro.
This looks like a metal band.
Basically, five subs.
A long way down.
That's a name, bro.
What? What hit us? What hit us?
Oh, it's a fucking crash!
Get down for me.
All tracks on the ground?
Come on, move it.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Take that.
After me
Where are we?
That's okay
That's okay
Yeah, I'm not mad about that.
This guy's giving me so much trouble.
Go Annie Queen, thank you so much.
Thank you, bro.
Nice. Thanks for keeping him busy for me.
Oh, that's random.
fucking funko pops red so what did you want your stream today I just I just came
on a bunch of funko pops man I'm tired we get out ready no mr. dog is dead
I'm coming bro, I'm coming, oh, he's got big boys too.
There's two big boys I palmed, they're too big, I'm strong.
Bad ass frigid outlaws.
What?
Hahaha!
What the fuck is this thing? You're crazy!
I know they're jumping over the place!
AHHHH!
What the?
Oh my God!
They're blocking the shot!
what the fuck?
that's crazy
this thing is so stressful
I don't know
I am a fuck
oh nice thank you
he just nipped it
damn my friend
she does that
she does that
What did I do?
Here we go.
Open workshop, Bob.
Open workshop.
We got company, guys.
Oh, no!
What the fuck did you do to it?
Yeah, that's pretty Charlie today.
Look at that!
Wait, was that me?
I think so, huh?
Whoa, dude, there she is.
Whoa!
Holy fuck.
What's that?
What are you holding up?
Dude, look at her, ma'am. Look at the size of her.
Oh my god.
Holy fag.
Look at the way he got his fat hair.
Looks like she drove this way.
I need to follow the train.
I'm the only one left.
Got her home.
What's the trouble?
I got somebody's daughter.
She's disrespectful.
I need to leave her here.
She's daughter!
hahaha
oh, blood
nah, somebody's got some crazy grenades, man
oh, bro, somebody's got some crazy-
shoot it, shoot it
that's mine
What the fuck?
That's it. I'm not mad.
Nice, bro.
Nice, dude.
Oh, sure.
Yay!
I need to start schmoovin'.
of
the
of
the
death
of
the
I'm sorry.
No.
What?
Oh, what?
No.
Ellie's in there?
Oh, she's in there.
What?
Whoa!
Yeah, let's go Ellie.
Yo
Oh, these little dammit
You see that! They're always trying to jump scare my ass
So, do my day to send you
Holy
Oh, shit
No no no no no no
I'm gonna drop my...
MMMM
I'm very tall, is she?
What?
Oh, she just made a sound on them and they got hired. I'm not even kidding.
Like a coke can.
A mini coke can.
Whoa.
Draining totems?
The enemies just say shit, but separately, they're just saying...
They're all trying to be the main character, but we're the main character.
No.
The ring will fall when I...
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Dude, this guy just severed himself in half and he's flying with his intestines up in
the air.
What?
It's upstairs.
Ew!
I forgot about killing two.
Oh god.
Oh please.
Ellie's coming.
Ellie's coming to me.
Fuck.
Owie.
Owie.
Please help me, Owie.
Oh.
Come on.
I'm gonna do one show, I guess.
Should I borrow some shit?
I'm low on ammo.
My baby.
My baby.
My baby.
My baby.
Oh my gosh
He's saying holy cock and you're looking at
You should let go
Mouse is in that motorboat
I don't want to take you in a rat atmosphere, you know?
Damn you, you pinched both of us, baby.
Grab a sniffle.
He's pulling us in.
Gosh, burn it.
The mistress has fallen under its influence.
Perhaps her visits to the speakeasy might clear her mind.
Sorry, spooky pinch, stash guy.
No pain dude, got places to be and dance to meet.
I can arrange a parental reunion.
Dude, she's staring me down.
We will need to meet.
Yeah?
What do you see?
All right.
Hope.
But if you're dead fishing me,
your dad's gonna light up like a mercenary daydream when he sees me.
Let's go.
Two stars kind of thing.
I bet he drinks cola like that.
get lost in that woman's life as a VIP as well.
That's my chat!
VIP and my chat, what?
It's a VIP and a VIP.
You don't talk like that here.
What?
What?
God.
I think you meant the character, like, uh...
Yeah, the world, the world.
...where stats.
Get like immersed.
Yeah, like what's her best build?
Yeah.
She's got the best build already.
I was here, pumpkin!
Dude, that's not a load bearing build, bro.
Oh.
Hey, my pussy.
Oh, shit.
Dude, I got a bad feeling about this guy.
Oh, pumpkin, are you okay?
Why haven't you called?
Nankubus.
Hmm.
Yeah, he's just kinda evil, bro.
I was thinking about something like that.
Hun, you know...
You're the first to...
Yeah, Mama, I know that. I just...
forgot for a sec.
That stone on your neck, mistress.
Oh, shit. Her neck is...
It's glowin'.
It was in the snow.
I ran after I landed.
Not sure why I put it on, just seemed like it was supposed to be there.
And that is when you started hearing about it.
We say like that, this place is creepy as hell!
Let's check it into a blast furnace!
I am afraid it has now bonded with you.
Removing it will not surprise.
You will need to be a knight in the night.
You will need to be a knight in the night.
I am afraid it has now bonded with you.
So we gotta get through that clock barrier after all.
You are your peer, Annie.
Big beautiful BBBW.
Yes, I'm all safe here.
Big beautiful borderland women.
That's the brrrrrr, that's the time I'm in for Nazi elite.
No, I'm not.
You can't back out and find a way back.
Evolulululu.
It is the clock that's held rich for the shadows past.
And we can ignore the counteracting sci-fi debate.
Sugar at eggs are known to be quite potent in that regard.
You're looking for sheds? Them scabs rounded up all those not-bearable liars that have reached you.
She's following me.
They've been processed in the milk near back.
Does she follow you guys, too?
I think she's got an anguish.
She's just a little wishy-washy blazer, bro.
I can handle myself.
Where's she sleeping?
She's trundling.
I know that pumpkin.
She must be an American.
She's always just lucky.
It's every place I don't trust.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh
Oh Jesus what
Oh, yeah, okay, I can push back out
I want to explore a full second Christopher Columbus discovering new land
That's deep.
There.
That's deep, bro.
That's deep.
One day power.
It looks like the scarves have set up milking operations in the shipwreck.
milking operations
excuse me what?
did i just get the right?
what the hell?
what the fuck?
southern factory
i bet ants would love that
southern factory
of
the
death of
the
death of
It's a movie.
whoa what's up I had to shoot like an electrical box which I feared and I'm
I think we might be here guys might get milked in here I want everyone to be
Oh no.
Alert.
I don't want anyone to get surprised by it.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh!
No!
You guys are crazy.
You know they're all fucking crazy.
I'm gonna search for them.
I don't know if I can get him to show me anything on the map, what the fuck?
Show me the milking station now!
Where are you?
Where are you?
Oh my god.
He's scary, man.
He's as far as he's got to go.
I just usually run around, so I don't even know how he's run like that.
Oh, man.
Whoa, what are these things up here? Ew!
Ew.
That's disgusting.
Is that them getting milked up there?
I didn't know!
Ew!
Is that, like, my mail?
Yeah, this is the sugar factory.
Oh, look at this.
They're bottles.
Whoa!
Are we tasting it?
It is not a crime.
Real cake in the front bud, ain't it?
That's not a crime, Corrie.
Since I say this is 95% melatonin.
What?
I think you can yank one of these shoes.
That one better tell me the truth.
Oh, now it's gonna have weird rain, now.
I pulled one down.
Whoops.
Maybe we try another one.
Open up that tank.
The milk thing.
Where's the tank?
Back here?
Oh, oh, yeah!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Oh, cool.
Oh, wow.
Very.
Come here, little fella.
Oh, I used it.
Oh, yeah, wow.
Jesus Christ.
It's just gonna be flying.
Whoa!
Dude, that's crazy.
The Milker!
They're not gonna fight the Milker.
Over here, boy.
Yo, the motherlode, Mr. Connor.
Oh
Wait, we can make it, but he's got an angle it perfectly and just these are all good, bro
Well better than what I have man
You make it work
I don't even think you have to go up there
Oh, I could be wrong
Well, we don't go that way.
Hmm.
Is it just balls?
Huh?
Well, that's the last road.
Oh, yeah, we didn't even go that way.
Find it.
Here you go, hatchery.
The hatchery was a hatchery road.
We're going to have to sniff it out.
Oh it's kind of far, okay, okay.
I'm going to tell Mr. Connor.
Oh I forgot what you do though.
Oh me too, I'm so smart.
Yeah, that's one of the best features of this camp.
Mr. Connor is a good man.
Good man to follow.
You're welcome.
I won't forget you bro.
So am I dying
Dude, I don't fucking know
Bro no matter what happens to you
uh uh annual play through for land 4
anything better bye weekly push and boots funko pop come tribute
oh yeah in your honor bro bye weekly
uh
I need your help I need your help
I'm good I'm good
I'm good I'm good
Whoa!
I thought you were dead
I told them it was a while ago
No they're out they're out
Look for them bro
Guys wait for me
Over here bro
Hot plug
The milker do the milkers right here is the milker
Wow
Yeah
One of us has to do it its mouse it's gotta be mouse
Ready to clear out all the scabs
The fuck is that thing
This is a guy who's been wailing on the sky.
Very honorable of you.
He's pretty nice.
He's a really good man.
That's a great problem.
Fuck.
Okay, there we go.
That guy's dead right where he's been.
He's so close.
I can't breath.
People are dying in there, but...
Fuck.
He made a manual.
Oh, I heard you told everyone that that's the legend of that video.
Did you hear that?
They're like, also kind of inevitable?
That hit something.
Where in the city are they?
I remember when all the celebrities sang in my dream.
Yeah, that actually helped me through COVID.
That helped, too.
It made me feel less alone, Bobbeam, stuck in my house.
Yeah, it really did.
I picked everything.
Yeah.
I'm so happy they did that.
I am a big fan of that.
Make me a belly?
That's a must-have thing to do down there.
Really?
Yeah, dude.
I just want to cash in the chat to get you very on...
...the secret.
Don't take our word for it, guys.
You want to experience all of yourself, trust me.
in
It's a very nice lady. Oh, here we go. It's more than a life. It's an experience.
Oh, Mr. Cromer. Oh, dude, you don't want to come off here, though. You want to shut this out? Oh, seriously?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Can't bolt anymore. This is like something you have a ton of fun. No
Let me try this shit
Yo, someone stick something in there
Dude it made popcorn! Ew!
Gotta throw it at the scab, huh?
Yeah, that's like that noon popcorn bucket. I was thinking the same thing.
Yeah!
Bro.
We did it!
Oh
This is a boss for sure. Oh, this is a boss for sure. Oh, we doing it. All right, let me see if I got any
Orple brand-new
for now. This one's for Chris Vosh. I don't know, that just sounds like what Miss Nian
said. He's like, he's a basketball player. I was like, what the fuck would she say that?
I think that's what it's called, it's like a state you go into, you get more like skill
damage and gun damage I think it's like a random chance that's what the fortune
things are it's like a more fortunate you have stacked up higher chance to go
into the windfall thing I think you do it through like reloading or some shit
like that
This is crazy
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Ellie Pumkin, is there a bite mark in your spooky necklace?
Oh, yeah, that was crazy.
You know how it gets round sharp, doesn't it?
What?
Say, I could have been guilty if I were to box the chopsticks
like a 20-page old castle.
30 solid necklace are all starting to want me.
What is it?
Inconvenient.
Before you can be released from your curse, mistress Ellie, that scoundrel must be the only hope.
Oh, no.
Why are you running away, Drew? You mind watching out for Earl and his meddling ensasors?
What the hell is going on?
Crazy old, especially with you.
Just leave.
Damn.
I'm going to go walker.
Oh no.
I'm crazy.
I don't care if you can be generous.
What the fuck?
Whoa, who got the flame throw on me?
Whoa.
Hmm
Yeah!
Grind them.
Oh yeah, brother.
Woohoo!
I'm shooting everyone.
We are killing everybody.
I'm shooting.
You all cash.
Yes.
I like, I like cash a lot.
I do miss my Forge Knight.
Poor tonight was so crazy.
Oh, man.
You're sick of the fucking axe swinging every time.
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
It looks like we're an alien.
We're freaking defenseless.
What?
I'm an innocent woman ran mean by name boom.
No, no, no.
What?
ahhh!
why is she scared of me?
ahhh!
what the fuck?
waaah!
where's eliv!
ahhh!
Is this thing good?
fuck!
yeah!
what the fuck?
what the hell?
what the hell?
what was that?
ahhh!
what the hell?
lobby?
what's going on guys?
what the hell
wow
what the hell
what the hell
look at me
look at me
oh hell no
this is gross now
It's just looks like it's.
Oh hell nah.
Oh hell nah.
Oh shit.
How'd she die?
Oh my god
What is it bro
What the fuck is that thing
I think this DLC is an allegory
It's an allegory for the female struggle getting milk
in giving birth.
Yeah!
I didn't realize that. You two are from that place.
Steve, man.
Something's stuck on the floor from there.
What the fuck is going on?
Get a gun after it.
Oh, it's a big-
Oh!
It's being implored.
What do you guys-
It's being almost like being implored.
Oh, seriously?
That's right.
And think about that.
about that because you guys technically lay eggs to eggs in you
We should have been able to do that
We mulled our exoskeleton
We had our exoskeleton come off and leave it on the tree
Is that what was in the shower drain last night?
Yes, I was too embarrassed to tell you
Sorry, it just happened, they all come off
It's like that
Oh jeez
I want to see something super freaky
Here, isn't being a guy just so much more chill Mr Connor?
it's so cool it's so fucking safe you know what I'm sick it is yeah we talk about sick it is more
a lot of more often
what if you sit on your balls oh I think about that oh no I just you suck them in
Hmm, like, usually, when every time you sit down, you're like, oh, I'm back in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I tried to.
You gotta push them deep between, back between your legs when you go to sleep if you like
sleep on your side and smash them back.
Hmm, that makes sense.
Oh wait, they stay out of the way.
Oh fuck.
They already tried, fellas.
Deeried?
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do. The male period? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's probably like the worst thing you could imagine.
You guys couldn't even imagine that thing?
I think we were right in the wrong period.
I think I've got my deer coming on right now. Sorry guys. I might be kind of an asshole.
Oh no!
I might be kind of an asshole for the rest of the stream. Sorry.
Oh, he's gonna get a perpulence emotion.
Yeah, sorry guys. If I can find like a little short.
come off is a kind of dickish
for that term
this guy is
a wee bit dickish
shut your fucking mouth
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
oh boy
hahahaha
wait a tick are you following me fucking fucker
hahahaha
I wasn't the fucking chooper!
Oh my god.
Sorry guys.
My dear ladies.
The dear dudes.
Can you act like that?
What's wrong dude?
I'm not a my doll.
He's even cranky.
Male doll, male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
Male doll.
male version of my doll
my plushie doll
He has to huggle his trust in you.
Oh, this place is so lush.
Yeah.
So lame.
You guys ever play Xenoblade Chronicles?
Well, yes.
Yes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You basically like the first one you're like on
You're like on these like tightness like hold map is like a thing living being kind of like frozen in time
I'm just imagining that this world we're on is Ellie's body
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Yeah
I mean at some point we get to go inside
Maybe it's like her arm hair or something like that, you know like oh, yeah
She's got a whole ecosystem
some honor or her bush or something I don't know I mean anything for us down
there and she that's all right
I can't stop thinking about it because we're going through these like moves and
all these like yeah exploring Ellie somehow
I think it's Ellie in the Vault of the Damned, I mean Vaults?
What does that make you think of?
It's something that's in your way deep inside.
I've never heard that word in so long.
I've never heard that word in so long.
Yeah, that's a good, well, I'll be a role in the funny school words.
That's where my grandpa died from.
From his man, Jaina?
Oh, dude.
It's a horrible affliction.
Yeah.
The deer he had got to him.
Oh, he succumbed to his deer-y pain.
Yeah, yeah.
fuck I'm tweaking dude I'm scared
this is natural the ariads are natural
you need a Gwyneth Pound truck handle
Mmm, yeah, I gave you some nice glue.
Smells like my limp... limp cock.
It's a different... I'd assume it's a different smell.
Between the two states.
If I sell the hard version, people won't be able to chill.
Yeah, yeah, it puts up like a lump.
Look at it.
The wick is drooped over dude.
Yes.
Never get lost comforting fun.
You think someone did that in response to her like vagina candle? Probably right?
Oh I bet.
It was a male virgin.
How do you even make a candle out of any of that?
Yeah, I guess.
You just, like, scrape it?
No!
I just don't like it.
Oh!
One of these fucking guys.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm gonna hold off this guy with me.
Okay, one of them is in the house.
This is crazy.
Oh god.
You got it?
You should have just fucked up your gardening.
Oh, she's a bad guy.
I
Well, she really is this growing space weird. Yeah looks like it big-ass buds. Yeah
Oh
The green house is free to use an aerosol hydroponic system.
If you pop a little tin shell in the middle of the ocean,
raining bastard Earl whether he likes it or not.
I need two ingredients in the bowl to make that much tin
soup.
Start by gathering dark brain cores.
Where will dark brain cores be?
I'm going to get a coffee over there
to be on the fire.
I'm going to take a beer in front.
You guys can't continue.
I'll take a pee.
What's that pumpkin?
Yeah.
Get a little drink.
I want some of that soup for your headache.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's awesome, though.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Tell ya, bro.
Let's do that.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, girlies.
I'll see you on set.
BRB.
BRB.
BRB.
It sounds like you two have our soup needs under control.
Just rest up while I find these ingredients.
Aquarius!
Just kick the chair around?
I can't find it, where'd it go?
Where'd my chair go?
I don't have to pee, you guys.
I don't have to do it.
I don't have to do it.
I'm killin' it.
I didn't, I didn't have to pee!
I ordered a pee.
I ordered a pee hey brother hi bro yeah he's getting on me because I didn't pee what
What?
Well, that's because you don't have to go.
Yeah, what the heck, guys?
Don't pressure.
Yeah.
I don't want to squeeze it out.
Yeah.
I'm not going to let me squeeze my urethra.
Takes all the emotions out of it.
Yeah.
It's a sacred covenant.
Every time.
Yes.
They just don't understand.
I don't get it, and they never will.
Do you think people just go pee willy-nilly?
Yeah, it's a ritual.
Yeah, it must be respected.
Exactly.
Everybody's here.
Yo.
Yo.
Even Hannah Montana.
Hey, guys.
Oh, my god, but it plays the Hannah Montana
I don't know what you're saying, but it's like the stinger theme.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, Gus.
Yeah.
Sometimes I wonder if he always wanted to give me his con.
I thought that was Connor.
Oh, I mean, that was so confused.
That was just exclamation point.
Hash.
Cash!
And if I didn't already have a DLC because I got the Ultimate Edition back when this game first came out, so that it just came alive, I would get it again.
Cause it's really good.
Oh wait. Yo, I got codes.
Yeah, y'all won codes. I got some codes.
Ooh, you got some codes.
That is...
Wait babe, you didn't use any of those, right? Cause you already had it?
Yeah, I already had it, so they're all...
I should have a few then, hold up.
Should be usable though.
I'm gonna put them in chat.
Yes!
First come, first served.
And here we go.
Okay.
Wait, so you didn't claim the bottom two, right?
I tried to, but they won't let me, because I already had the thing, so it should be...
Okay.
Yeah, have me buy one.
Oh, you already had it too?
Yeah.
You had the ultimate addition?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, okay. So then I might have even more then.
I'm gonna get as many as I can.
Oh, wait, there's a few.
Oh!
Wait, I actually have a lot there.
I got a lot.
Oh gosh darn.
Okay, I got you all boys.
I'm gonna throw them in chat.
Get them if you can get them Gus.
Get them if you can get them.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna rapid fire them.
Bro, they're gonna go faro for them.
Boom.
That's number one.
Get them.
Get him!
Get him, get him.
Now what do I get?
What do I get guys?
Yeah, what do you get?
Your eternal reward.
What's my reward?
There ya'll go.
I think I should have.
You more?
Facecam facecam.
Maybe Connor probably took one of these.
But I'll put the one that was
The mouse if she didn't need it and then this I'm gonna put this one in just in case mr. Connor didn't use his
This one might be taken so I'm sorry
All right, that one's taken
Get him
Wait this one grants one copy of Borderlands 4 super deluxe edition on steam
Okay, I don't think anyone got this
I think this is the full deluxe edition, which includes all the DLCs, so.
These are Steam codes, by the way. Steam codes, only for Steam, sorry.
Um, I'm just gonna throw this in here.
You guys ready?
You guys ready?
I'm ready!
I'm putting it in!
This is for steam!
There we go! Get it! Get it!
Oh no!
What's up? Yeah, they're only for steam, only for steam, only for steam.
Steam on the simul-
Sorry guys, I just- I just chose steam for all these, sorry.
So most.
Get in there!
That's all I got, guys.
I'm just gonna put some random codes in chat. They don't mean anything.
Into the answer to the notification of something new, I think it's the rabbit.
What's going on?
Oh, nothing much.
Mr. Connor?
What's up?
Mr. Connor, I'm dropping down to a pile of sugar.
What?
That's a sweet ass.
What?
I don't appreciate you telling me all my dear things like that.
I like to listen to the clop trap sounds and he hasn't been in the image yet so I don't
That's right! I thought this thing was missing!
We can get Miss Nian to make some clap traps now, that's her thing.
I don't know if I would be able to replicate it, but I think we'll hear it.
Let's hear it, that's a good idea.
A cranky plant. So if you can squeeze it once, I'll expel it.
I think I'll be able to do it.
Good job, is that you?
It's me!
dude that sounds just like my fallen uh pokemon bbc dug dug
oh it's like the same voice
yeah i'm doing a i'm doing a nut my first nuzlocke bruh
my my my dug trio bbc dug dug died my first day
dude you always remember your first
Dude, I'm so fucking sad.
It was like, it was actually tragic.
It was one of the worst moments of my fucking life.
Are you playing a randomizer or just like a normal?
Yeah, we're doing a randomizer.
Miss Nyan's never played Golden Silver,
so we're doing like a randomized soul link Nuzlocke.
It's been so fun.
It's been good, honestly.
Yeah, we've had the craziest luck.
Uh, Rog.
I mean, you know how it is, like you just get some crazy fights.
It's just so high
Yeah, she did she got a shiny Charizard
Dude it's cool cuz you know how in Hargold they have the sprites that follow you in the overworld
The the sprites change for the shinies too. So she has a black Charizard like following her. It's so sick
Yeah, it's been a lot of fun
Oh
I knew that yeah, I'll pass
That's not in a save you did
You should keep slimy months
Yeah, I mean you can't oh yeah
Which one do I hit?
Gather the Dark Furned Coors.
Oh, you're coming.
Blemish it? How do you-
Found him.
Uh, both of them?
Oh!
I don't know what you have a map to
I feel like I'm doing this right. It's gonna blow like leave. I just keep pounding it
Keep pounding it man, no stop
It hurts it hurts
You're brave bro
You got did it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh nice, bro. Oh, yeah, yeah, I have to do it for my pilots
Anymore
What the fuck
What the hell does there's something working?
the blood
fucking blood
should we go to the ground?
we're gonna fucking die here
no we can't do that
i'm gonna be so lucky
guys before we die i wanna say i made up the deary shit
what?
my deary it's, yeah yeah i made it all up
what?
my deary doesn't start until tomorrow
tomorrow. What the fuck man? Oh so you're pre-perioding? You are such a piece of shit you know that.
I just wanted to get sympathy because my my period is today and I'm feeling bad
and down on myself. It's today or tomorrow which one is it? No my
The period is today.
These guys are fucking ideal.
Look at how long period.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't know how.
Is the ball from the penis?
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
The first survivor blows a protective barrier around the core, preventing it from bursting.
The only way to fix it is to gather dark burn cores and kill the Threshers.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow.
What's the feeling about this time?
I'm out of here.
I can't take it. I can't take it.
It's a house with a lot of walls.
They're fucking crazy.
Why can't I switch my last gun? What the fuck?
Well, he has Bramps.
I got Bramps. Ow.
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
Oh.
Yeah, do you need a ball pad?
Yes.
Um...
Uh-huh.
You need a ball pad.
Yeah, yeah, put it put it in that and then yes shake it back and forth
Yeah, the gentle rocking motion will sue that
Someone said put icy hot all over my balls to help it. Okay. Okay. That does help a lot. Yeah, try it in true
Yeah
What do we do here?
We're missing a core.
We need a core.
Oh fuck.
Guys, I'm missing a core.
Oh, where did I get it from?
Oops.
Dude, is it this thing?
I think I ate it.
Is it up there?
Oh no, you ate it?
Yep, it's up there.
Oh, I ate it the whole thing, cyber.
I hope everyone has a great day and positive vibes.
Where's the danes remember to self-care and drink some water?
Back here
You're scaring us dude
I'm okay. I'm okay.
Is it your dear yet or?
It was my dear yet.
I think we need a dude check in on Connor.
We need a dude check in.
Yeah.
He takes his fingers and put it under his balls.
We'll find you.
That's how you do it.
Well, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
6 to 5 friend
When I'm on my period I approach my balls like I would have scared
I go like easy easy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but horse
I inject horse drink into my balls just a jail for a bit
While I'm doing it and then this is me after
Right before I am doing it, I don't know about this
As I am doing it, I am going to do it right after the show
I can't believe this is happening
2 weeks later after I do it, I am going to drink more
I am going to get back on that drink
Oh no, I am all out of drink
All out of drink.
Yes, sir.
80 years... 80 years later.
I remember...
like it was yesterday.
I didn't drink.
Drinking my balls.
That's right. I was unconscious.
100 years ago, when I grew up,
Twinkle up, I want to eat that twinkle, I don't eat them, they're my balls.
I love Bodle-Eyes cool dialogue.
When you're ghosting or hunting somebody's house,
I must tranquilize my balls.
Oh
Oh
Guys it looks like we have to get one last darkburn core
My balls.
Oh god.
I was maybe in the wrong room.
Maybe.
Let's take a look see it.
Right under my balls.
Between a rock and a hard place.
Damn dark burn core.
It's right under the ground hell is it
That's my ass
Do not go in there
Dude is this it?
Is that it?
That looks like it
What the fuck?
Wait, what the?
That looked like the core, right?
What the fuck did it go?
Got one under there.
Oh, there it is.
Suck it up, maybe.
Alright, keep it. Hold it. We need it.
What? What the fuck?
You're okay.
What happened bro?
You're okay bro.
We need another dude check.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Where the hell's the- the gosh darn dark burn core.
Last one.
We need to investigate.
I'm- I'm lost.
Yeah me too.
I'm lost.
Yeah, me too.
There's gotta be one left.
Yeah, I think we're at 4 out of 5, that means we probably have to get one more.
Oh yeah, definitely.
One more.
One, two, three, four, five.
Is this one?
Right.
left yeah I think we're at four out of five that means we probably have to get
one more oh yeah definitely one more one is this one right I think I found it
I'll never mind.
Nah, it's just a worm, it's just a worm.
Awww.
Just a worm, guys.
Oh, I don't know where it is.
Good job looking over here, Mr. Connor.
I wonder where it is, though.
He's picking a book out.
B-B-Blow is in care, huh?
Oh, I'm gonna die soon, see you, grinding turdins.
There we go.
I should help.
I'll lead us to the last Darkburn core.
Oh, this is a real head scratcher.
Let's try to act like a dark fern cord.
Figure out where we'll go.
It's working!
I think I can sense it better.
Yeah!
I'm definitely not doing it.
Oh, to the west.
What did that sound like it was going?
To... to here?
Oh, to here.
Is this a dog phone call? It's burning me out.
There's gotta be a reason it's not showing up.
I got something in my hand. What is it?
You got it?
What is it?
It's a ball.
It's my balls.
Wait, is it a dark burn cord?
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Sorry, sorry. That wasn't the... Dude.
Dude.
Is this it?
Is that a dark burn cord?
Is this a dark burn cord?
It's not. It's a ball fat cord.
Lunge. I really thought that was going to be it.
Ow.
Wait.
I'm so confused.
Connor, if you have input, let us know.
Yeah, what do you think, Mr. Connor?
Yeah, let's do what makes it pretty.
You were a dark ring core.
I can't say.
Guys, let's retrace our steps. Let's do everything that we've done in the last 20 minutes and reverse.
Yeah but, if I should be, I would have it.
He's gonna be a good dog.
Come here.
Darkbird's gonna eat it.
That was a bad one.
Slab.
Slab.
Be a good dog.
Have a good dog.
It's a trap, it's a trap!
This is a trap, it's a trap!
This is a trap, it's a trap!
Okay, we're back where we started. Fuck. Shit.
Still no lead?
Ah, exactly where we were.
Maybe we should use deductive reasoning.
Okay, um, what does that mean?
Uh, we'd get, uh, deduct the pay-raisen.
Maybe I have to reload all my guns.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We have to watch the reload animation for every gun.
Oh, no reload.
What's the emote toggle?
Oh
Check this out
Dude cool. You see that that's sick
Whoa
the safe cracker cool we got to crack this case
I should help.
Oh you've been very quiet.
Do you think what happened to Ali is happening to him?
Oh no, I think so.
He's probably also, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you
Why are you white?
Why am I white?
Final Change
It's okay, you can say white, it's fine, there's no problem.
Is it safe to be white here?
Of course it's safe.
Okay, okay.
I was asking the real questions.
Oh, we all mad now because we're all pink.
We are cool.
What the fuck?
Who the heck is that jizz guy?
What the fuck?
What?
You look like you got Jizz on you.
What the fuck is that?
You look like the surface of a hole.
Oh hell nah.
You look webbed up man.
You look like my fungal pop.
You look like Spider-Man webbing me.
Mr. Connor seems to be looking at this tag.
You guys see this, right?
I do, I see it, but I don't see it in there.
Yeah, it's just empty.
It's empty.
It's an empty time.
Huh?
Hmm.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Hmm interesting oh
What should we do what do we do with it pussy slam the ground
Oh, where if we have a burning dark stick axe?
Ohhhh!
I've got to open my boxes.
I've got to open my boxes here.
I thought you said boxes.
We need one more Darkburn core.
Yeah.
One more.
We have four, but we need five.
Yeah.
That is a great number.
I was a great number.
Should we do?
You're not contributing to this conversation.
I think we're contributing to this discussion and I don't think we're putting a weight around you.
Sorry about my hearing.
Oh yeah, we gotta be nice to them guys.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, he's sensitive.
Oh, it's pretty good, I don't care.
I get a grip, bro.
I'm held by your feelings, it's 236.
Oh, okay.
Leave that wolf shit at the door.
Go to your freaking hug box, bro.
whatever people say that I always think like dude that would be so nice that there's literally
a box you could go in and it just hugs you.
Would it be people in the box hugging you or would it be a box with arms?
Like a box with arms.
Like going to the box and there's a bunch of dismembered arms.
Yeah, yeah, but I was just like grabbing it.
I'm shooting it.
I can shoot too.
What the hell are we supposed to do?
How is that head?
I'm getting fucking pissed.
The world is that
dang dark burn core. Last one that we need.
Now if I was a dark burn core where would I go?
I'd go to the movies.
Oh that's a good idea we said I'll go to the movies right now.
And then after all we could all get ice cream.
Bonilla ice cream, yeah.
Uh, I hear something.
Bonilla ice cream.
Hmm.
Is it both?
I heard like a voice going like, oooooooh.
Is it Alley?
It might be.
I'm going on the stream. I'm going on this goddamn stream.
All right, all right, I'm getting to the bottom of this there's fucking nothing there
Communicate with us a more
All this emotional labor bro Jesus, we can't help you when you're like this
Where's the last dark bone core?
Whoa, do us a solid and maybe let us know?
Could you like email us maybe?
Like send us an email about it.
With an attachment of the dark bone core.
There's an image.
What?
That's so hard!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go away.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
That's you, Adler.
I feel like a woodpecker.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Ah!
It's just a rot.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Holy shit.
Okay, so we just need one more dark room, we call it.
You did it, it's just turned a daylight in here?
We've been in here for a-
Oh, they're in that!
Oh, they?
A-A-A-A-A
Ellie is probably dead by now.
Yeah.
Where's the last one?
Oh wait, so basically guys, we need one more Darkburn core?
Oh, one more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one more.
We're at four out of five.
But we need five.
One more.
Yeah.
Did we kill the pressures?
Yeah, I think we could go to...
To 22 then.
To 22?
Yeah.
22?
22?
Yes.
Oh, that's what I wore when I was in ballet in a class.
Oh, 22.
22.
I think it could be...
It could be 6 or 7 back...
34.
Yeah, well, we only have one left.
This would take forever if we had more than one left to find.
Yeah, but I have even more than one.
We'd be here all day.
Let me just, let me just beat out here, getting dark burn cores for a dang two or three days.
But just one more, so.
Shouldn't take too long.
Maybe we should put the floor back before it's back.
Yeah, you don't belong to us. We should get them back.
Yeah, I'm sorry to feel bad that we took them. I mean, gathered them.
No. Where would I be if I was the last Dark Brinkor?
I don't know. Where would you be?
Hmm...
The burn core phase shift through the floor?
Yes!
Talking the fucking ground!
Oh my god!
He's going to say something man!
Why would he say so?
We were just a bit angry at you man.
Bro, you would not be angry that you put it through the floor bro.
He's in a lot of the young-
We would not be upset, huh?
Oh, bro, come on, man!
You don't have to be scared!
It's alright!
Yeah! We get it!
We have to beat the fuck out of him, would we?
Alright.
On the count of ten.
It's running away! Go and get him!
Alright!
Now it's a trap, Tom!
Leave me alone!
Draining bots, get him!
Oh, we just had to restart this.
So Connor took the last dark burn core?
No, I did not. I did not. I did not.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
You're alright. You're gonna make it up.
Maybe if we travel to them and go back to the area.
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Yeah. We'll never know.
Yeah, what do you mean?
I would just slip through the map?
Oh my god, that's horrible.
Did it explode through?
Yeah, I think so. I don't know if we have to restart like the whole thing or what, but it's gone.
No.
It can't be.
Our last dark burn core.
I have to exit the world.
Okay, that makes sense.
sounds to you are there's like we stop Boy
that's what happens before you start a movie
oh what am i doing
yes
I'll do it. I'll reset it. Oh my god. I can do this. I'm going to the main menu.
We have to get back to Elpis, guys.
Mr. Dog, join me.
Miss Nyan, join me.
And Miss Mouse.
Together, we will find the fifth Darkbird Core.
We are the band of the Lushneri, gentlemen.
That's it.
We can only get the final Darkburn 4 chat.
What happened?
I'm not jacked.
Why did I load into Skyrim?
That's crazy.
Let's see if it's a...
I
Hmm
Darn
You want whatever happened previously that happened again, no way
The odds are so low, it can't happen again.
I've been here before.
We spawned another one.
I'll let you know when I find it.
Well, I suddenly made this cross-line extremely engaging.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Did you find it?
Did you find it on one call?
Is it here?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it was there.
It was there all along.
It was there the whole time.
Oh my god.
It was there the whole time.
Wow.
We're blinds.
We did it bro.
Oh and now we open it.
Get it, Will.
Oh, brother.
I'm gonna go on the thing.
I'm gonna miss the guy.
Ooh.
Oh.
There you go.
We're free, we're free.
We did it.
We did it, we're free.
Wow, I never thought it was going to be out of their lives.
Mama, quit your snagging.
Nothing's impossible, we're going to be.
Yeah, I learned something today.
You always told me you didn't even remember his voice.
That he was just something.
We got to help each other through our periods.
Yeah.
Don't you run off.
Oh, dude.
That was something.
I could stare at the pain.
Yeah.
Sink up your cramps.
You can ripple through your walls.
I'm getting a magnitude 5 theory of cramp.
Sinking, sinking.
ooooooooooooooo
take it out
ooooooooooooooooooo
i sense you
No i have no gamble
ooooooo
i hope you have an understanding
WImming
WImming?
what?
uuuuuuhhh
hello?
wha-
wha-
oo-
what the
hel-
dude...
I'm a lot of hot water swimming
Oh my god, I'm in a fire shop
Oh, it's like a topsy-turvy
I just feel like so much of this life
Oh, for me, I'm a fuckin' old man going birdie
I feel so cold, freeze down the floor.
My very large problem, that one.
Oh man.
Is there a reason Connor is covered in jizz?
I think he was self-inflicted man.
What do you mean? I'm not covered in juice?
You guys say they look really fucking cool.
Uh, no comment.
I was put into it very infront of you.
I'm just fired one off.
I'm just fired that off.
Trust me.
I'm freakin' changing. I don't like this. I don't like this.
Oh my god, don't cheat yourself bro!
Come on bro!
You can do it!
Maybe yourself!
Yeah, that's alright!
I'm just joking!
We're just fucking with you dude!
Yeah, bro!
Yeah, we're just playing a ball!
Yeah bro!
Let's pull in your ball out and stop them, bro!
What the fuck are you doing?!
Yeah bro!
Oh goodness!
Oh my god, what the hell just happened to me?
Oh no, oh no, that's not true, we're all down, I don't wanna get us.
What happened to us, both, oh god, that's what happened.
I'm not anon.
Yeah, probably.
Oh my god.
Oh, you reaper saved you with your second wins.
Oh cool.
I can't believe it.
I'm gonna draw and quarter my balls.
of
the
death
of
Oh
We go from the other thing oh from yen oh, I think so oh
What the hell where are you with the fudge?
Yeah, we go up through that well-calculated
Yeah, being able to fast travel to like each other is so nice
I wish we could do it in real life, I'll just show up and you guys at least expect it.
He's blinking and out.
Show ups, thank your ass.
No, I was there.
You did a good look today.
Get that, you little critter.
I drain it toad and get in somebody.
Sounds like...
Always show off that every game starts from the beginning.
Dude, we actually just had wings up the other day.
Oh no.
We did, we did.
The Vammy?
Oh dude, uh, I mean...
You were there in spirit. Actually, you were.
Okay.
No...
You actually were.
Did you ever do that thing that you, uh...
Asked us for the thing for?
Yet?
Or not?
Oh, no, I'm not like that.
I'm just waiting.
Oh, god.
You'll know what I'm talking about, bro.
Just do it.
Okay.
I'm excited.
I can't see what it is now.
Just say I left a little Easter egg for you.
Oh, you left a little Easter egg?
Oh, I know what you mean.
Let's see, a little present, a little present.
What's up with that?
Let's just say a taste of what's to come.
Look forward to it.
Yeah, when you come out for the cafe, bro.
Oh, yeah, no, I haven't.
Oh my god.
You guys can't say what your like menus are yet, right?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm excited though. It's kind of just so cute.
Yeah, it's a list.
Prepare to eat.
You're right.
I wanna try your menu.
I wanna try your menu.
Wait, do you know what each other picked yet?
We don't know.
Uh, no.
Oh, I know what Nyan picked.
Yeah, Miss Aethel actually helped me decide.
I was stuck between a few choices.
I can't get up there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, you can fast travel to us.
Okay, okay
Yo, hey
Looking for a glow leaf
Balls.
All the way we can open this, bro.
That ball you got.
This shit.
Yeah.
Look at that shit on this shit.
Bro shit on this shit, man.
There's something crazy on this crap.
It's a crazy crap.
Y'all got one of those balls. Throw it on this crap.
Nice move. Nice.
Oh, that one came.
We're going to miss crab.
Oh, under the crab.
Wow.
Wow.
Ooh, it's dilated.
I guess we go around this way.
Yeah.
I'm not ready to go that far away.
The map is quite big.
Yeah.
That's another reason I think this might be healthy.
What do you mean by that?
It's really fucking down.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so long.
It's because you can get down.
Like, I think it's like a kind of, like, chronicle situation where we're, like, walking on the Titan.
Yeah, it's just like a God-curdling.
Yeah.
Is that finger that's out of the box?
It's something I want to know.
Yeah, I want to know more about it.
It's environmental storytelling, uh, next week.
Yeah, it's an emergent game plan.
Mmm.
I feel like it's nice to get to know the story that, like, on that level.
Mmm.
I think I'm gonna write some L.A. fan fiction.
Oh!
Okay.
Like, alternate universe or just, like, just normal.
uh like she she isekai's but to my world like our world we're not take her to the like golden corral
like uh
texas roadhouse and just yeah
just say like it's my treat it's all you can eat
yeah
yo nice dude
whoa are we like underwater like underwater underwater
yeah there's like an air pocket
What the fuck?
What the fuck? We're back in the speakeasy?
I'm back. I thought you were left out of school.
Oh, okay, cool.
This place is going to look a bit strange.
Yeah, there's more ammo on here.
Yep.
hungry then falls on her all right it's fine
as we go back
there's a pistol called robin city
oh yeah remember that wow
Wow.
I can't go through there, huh?
Oh, this way?
Oh damn.
Oh damn.
Oh damn!
Wow!
All right.
It's kind of cool that there's the water and then water again and then...
water and then water again and then yes trippy I think I've ever swam in
borderlands before yeah it's supposed to be like a brand new
Oh!
I need to edit.
You need help finding a way up low?
I'm always feeling like a little salmon.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Pickle Davis.
I
Shotgun in the game is an SMG. I mean, I don't know. I feel like shotguns are bad in this much the time
Never use them. I
Never find one is like actually good damage. Yeah
It's me like SMGs and assault rifles are just normally like the best
I'm near
I'm near it. Is it it's under here?
I got one, I got one.
This place is fantastic.
Oh, they're holding me down.
Isn't it so...
They're shooting me down.
Oh, I'm gonna keep swimming.
Oh, I see.
That's so trippy.
What is?
It's cool, though.
We broke my ring for a second.
Yeah, under the underwater.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Oh, there he is.
Hold up.
They could shock on a crack.
Yeah, Jacob, I'm ready to beat these.
One of the other enemies I just looked at my mouse and it's like a bingo.
Yeah, dude's in.
Yeah.
That's not the right way.
Alright, what's that for?
Yep.
Whatever.
Superfect.
Alright, open.
I'm gonna have to get my man down.
What's the problem?
I think I electrocuted myself.
Oh.
Nice.
A.R.S. told him.
Shocking.
Yes.
Yes, all right two more glow leaves guys
nice
two more
nice bro
Big off!
Is that a PlayStation loading?
Like when you put the disc in when you fast travel on the scale?
Yeah.
This too?
Whoa!
Game, disc is not the one I'm talking about.
I'm a botanist.
What the hell are these things?
I'm afraid you have been beaten by a botanist in a tincture.
I have been hurt for years.
Alright.
While you were out, I checked the pipes into the greenhouse.
An Earl...
... marked a beat.
So I did a double drop early.
Just place the ingredients on those plates.
I'm about to drop crab.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Woo!
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
That's not Peter from Family Guy.
What?
That's more?
That's A.T.S.
That's...
That's A.T.S. from...
A.T.S. from Chilgah.
That's Aethel from, uh, Aethel from Chilgah.
Remember the time I put a bunch of tranquilizers in my dick?
In my balls?
Oh, you're fast.
That's the only reference that they make in the show.
It's time to turn my balls.
All the guys around the bush is on.
Yeah, it did not get renewed.
There's one season, one pilot.
Yeah, I'm not sure what to do with that.
It's dark media.
It's not dark media.
It's an illegal video.
It's not the bottom of the iceberg in dark media.
Dark media, YouTube SS.
Iceberg SS.
I don't get really tight on that.
So...
I'm not that low in solitude-ness.
Wooo!
This car is pretty good now that I've got some more
Oh yeah?
Yeah it's kind of true
Release tincture gas
They were dicing them out right there
From your stink there?
That was a ferocilized tincture to store in a pack of Kragans
Try the Kragans
We did that
We did that just how much them
Those have a opening
What you want ain't nobody
True
It's the other half of the storm.
Alice!
So, simply open the door, hand it over, and...
...beacy!
That's the first good idea one of you vault-hubbin' chumps ever had!
Huh?
Let me find it.
I'm really careful as a moustache.
Yeah!
Thanks for working on your style.
Nah.
Nah.
Haha, no, no, no.
Definitely not
What the fuck?
What are you talking about Captain Rourous?
Stop, am I too?
Oh no are we gonna fucking die?
Oh the oh dude!
No that's all it's time for
Oh god
I've had dreams like that before
Wow really?
Oh, that was a really good.
Most dreams?
Yeah, of course it's funny, huh?
That was a really good dream.
Was it?
No?
No?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, this shouldn't have been a lot.
Oh, no.
I learned how to do a dream.
I had a dream.
Oh, ha ha.
What would you do?
What would you do that power actually project around the world?
Whoa
Yeah, bro. I want to go to Pokemon Fanta and see all the stuffed animals.
I want to go to like a fucking plushy store.
Bro, they're cool.
They sound cool.
I wish there was some in America.
Well, the medical doesn't really have very many cute stores.
Wait, there's one in New York?
Wait, seriously?
I got a clue!
It's some crazed earls?
Oh no!
What the fuck?
Wait, no, there's a thing!
Oh no!
fucking guys
if he gonna be okay
i think he's okay
uh oh
if he gonna be stucked
i don't know
she's crisis grenades are like blinding
oh my fuck yeah
dude
stop that bitch
You're the one who's gonna kill me!
Oh, look at the wandermans!
He's helmet on!
They're very stealthy, they're straight!
This is crazy!
Fuck.
That range probably not too good.
It sounds like armor, but it's not so much.
Oh god, he's getting bored!
Yeah.
He's getting bored.
Oh god, he's shooting towards us!
Yeah.
Give me a west set.
We're not going to fight us here.
You can just heal him. Hope they'll fudge.
Whoa, bro, that's crazy.
Oh god
Let's calm her down. Get something to get him. Now it's got nice
Holy shit
Oh
Bang Emma
It just drops on the floor it looks like
We almost got him, guys.
Yes.
He's one, he's one.
He's got me, sorry.
We almost got him, guys.
What the hell did he do?
He's right here, he's right here.
That was madness!
That was crazy.
I thought that was glitched in the floor.
You'll never forget that.
I'll never forget that, bro.
But that was kind of crazy.
I think the boss fights are definitely my favorite part of... or at least.
I think they made them so much better than the previous games.
Yeah.
When they added swimming, oh my god.
Needs a better gun, so...
Me too.
I'm a tired of saw rifle.
Oh, good.
I wish I could get a million billion M.O.
You too, bro. You too.
Just a little trim for our friend.
There! Just follow Keaton's rhythm.
That'll lead you where you need to go.
I need it. Thank you.
Totally. Good luck with your booger board.
What? I am not. What is it?
Nothing more.
All right. I need better guns.
I
Definitely the damn fool who's fixing it
Wait, wait, wait
Bye for your life
That's okay
melee damage
Okay, I'll just take that
Have to watch it
All right
Giddy up.
The money is mine.
Dude, I love, I love like red on white snow. It looks so cool.
The snow?
Yeah, I don't know if it's supposed to be a lot or like iron and water.
Ooh, yeah.
Captain Wells.
around
Whoa, uh guys, don't look to the left
What's that thing where you're like you're afraid of really big shit
Yeah, yeah, it's a thing it's a thing you're like scared of gigantic
Big ass like structures or what about
Le
Le size
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hmm.
I gotta practice for at least a little bit now that I'm lost.
Oh!
I'll stay next
Where in the world are we going
I know we go all the way down here
So far away, is it, wait is it vehicles in this game still?
That's what I was thinking.
Uh, yeah, there were, there were when we played the base game.
Is there a hotkey or something?
You put them out.
They remember we were on that like bike shit?
We were riding some crazy shit.
Oh yeah, perfect.
Oh my god, we do have it.
Oh, press X.
Oh my god.
Yeah dude.
Hell fucking yeah.
Whee!
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Fuck.
I'm gonna get on my dad real soon.
Nooo.
Do you have 24 hours left?
Bro, yeah this goes hard.
Yeah
I think it's two of them two
Yeah
You're too big in me as well
Oh, I think I see Ellie, is that her?
Oh, no, no, no, no, that is not her, that's not her.
Is your car okay?
No, this is not her.
I'm okay, thank you.
I can't wait to send the kids!
I've been talking to my dad.
He's excited to make you here.
Come on, little baby.
No getting these cargo doors open from the outside.
I'm gonna need to scan the hall for weak spots and blast our way in!
Oh my gosh, she typed for fast.
Wow, what is that? 200 words for many?
Let's scan it.
Yeah, call them a few, please, call them.
That's five words for many.
That's fast.
Yeah, how do you do... what's the Alt-Fire? Like, how do you do the Alt-Fire?
Uh, see?
I'm going to just hit this one.
Oh, F9.
Why the fuck do I have to map to F9?
What the fuck?
We're riding them, Gita, have a check.
What the hell?
F9.
F9 for what the fuck is right there?
Yo, I'm here to do a really good key for this one
Wait is yours that mine too? No, my seat. Oh see. Yeah, that's way better
Last key that's so much better
You can't even reach that high bro, that's like on the other like another continent
The inspector gadget, finger gadget.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put it on F12.
Oh, that's the only part of the hard speed policy.
Hard speed.
Dude, on my home key, fuck it.
Oh, no!
Yeah, that works.
Oh, I did it there.
That's way better.
Up there?
Up there? Oh.
Oh goodness.
No!
We're a prisoner here!
You can do it, man.
Thanks, wiki bro.
What the hell did I just walk into?
Oh, man.
Is this how you do it?
Oh, they don't know.
Woohoo!
I'm sorry, we killed my brother.
He's got her feet.
Oh
Daddy
I don't know what to do with it.
of
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
Oh
You're like I just shoot things
We have to open the door
Oh, it's a knife!
Lapper like a box of chocolate.
Oh, no, what do you need to fuck?
Hahaha!
These emergency lights are giving me the creeper's ointments!
Let's get some Nasterbabs in here!
I love vibes, though.
I also love vibes.
Yeah, I'm awesome.
You're bad
My lunch is here boys
Oh my god, I've been muted this whole time.
Wait, really?
Oh no, bro!
I-I-I didn't have to-my-my mute button to my...
...all fire button.
I'm falling out.
Oh no, bro!
I was wondering...
That's the problem I know when it was responding.
I was giving everyone classifications for the game numbers, I was saying that Nancy
Cumberly, Mr. Cormac Brains, Mousy is the uh, the healer, the healer, yeah it's the
one that's like come on guys we can do this.
Yeah, it's not like that.
Now she's stuck in this big hole.
Uh-oh.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I can map into this.
And I was in some crazy shit.
I was the mysterious guy that helped out,
Sometimes I gotta leave and let go do other shit
Yeah
Here to kill stuff like the sport of it
Got you
Yeah.
Dude, I'm close to leveling up.
Dude, and you look like Joseph of EXP.
What do you think, Mr. Conor got for lunch?
Mmm.
Kinda curious.
Yeah, well, no, what if it's like a salad again?
Yeah.
Yeah, probably something disgusting.
Disgusting!
Hold up, Wussle Spab, Broccoli, Snails, and Pizza.
Oh, Pizza?
Yeah, do it.
Get out of here.
What the fuck is going on, Pizza?
What's going on, Pizza?
Oh, Trina, Pizza.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Is that guy okay?
What the hell's going on over there?
Is there a cat to the Pizza?
I wanna go and pizza.
That guy ain't right, is he?
of
the
Ah, you got me.
All right.
You must kill point.
Let's go for it.
Hmm.
It's my turn.
I have to do an ac remake for you.
Oh, okay bro.
Okay bro.
Have a good pee bro!
Go grab your gun over there, will ya?
Yay!
Don't fall in.
Hmm, what should I go into?
Hmm.
Why should I name it to an enemy that enemy becomes jinxed?
Ooh, I'm gonna jinx these enemies, hell yeah.
Ooh, BBW jinx.
Yes.
Let's go for another... Brute.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah bro.
Alright.
I don't like these barnacles growing on the walls.
Dude yeah, every time I see barnacles on like boats,
I wish I could get in there with a shovel and scrape them off.
Yeah, just scrape it.
I must be so good, it feels so good to be a turtle because I get those barnacles all over the shell.
I get them scraped off.
I bet it gets itchy.
What even is a barnacle? How the hell do they get on them?
Yeah, do they just pick them up?
Pick them up? Like, do they roll around on the seafloor somehow and they just get attached?
Kind of like, uh, it was like sticky Barbie things from Forest Floor.
Sticky Barbie things? What was that?
Yeah, they were like, oh fuck, what are they called? Like, uh, what are they?
Oh, sea urchins?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
oh I don't know I feel like they just they just like fall on them and then
just start growing on them they just find them out in the wild and they're
just like latch on in this day oh my god what do they eat with the barnacles
yeah I'll be just shit in the water man
oh probably I just floating shit in the
water
they're just like on the they're
probably on turtles so they can just
like be mobile to like catch more food
yeah yeah fucking freeloaders man they
I am! That really pisses me off. I don't like them when they piss me off.
Yeah, pisses me off. Fuck off.
Now I'm even more pissed off when I think about barnacles. Every time I see them, fuck, I'm gonna blow a gasket.
Oh shit, I'm progressing the story.
Oh no.
Ah, guys.
Uh-oh. Oopsie.
If they come back and ask why Ellie is typing on the computer...
Uh-oh.
Look at her go.
She's typing so fast.
She's doing this.
Holy shit.
Like the sightless typing.
Oh my god.
We got a protector.
We'll cover you, Ellie.
It's okay.
Wow, Ellie.
Is she just going to type endlessly?
Yeah, I think so.
She has her fingers on her homeroom.
I think we deposited in here.
Something deposit we should crowd pod room or store our power to the elevator.
Oh.
We need a battery.
Oh fuck.
Oh
Color is gonna eat some barnacles
What do you think he's about to eat man? You're British man in Japan. What do you eat? Oh?
Probably something that looks like it's
Randall
What?
I'm just gonna get this battery. Yeah, might as well.
You're a British man, and it's your first day on earth. What do you do first?
You are spawned into the world as a fully grown British man. What do you do first?
No memory of how you got there. You just know that, like, you're British.
And in Japan?
Ah, sure.
Well...
Why am I so tired exactly?
I honestly don't remember.
Let's blame it on the old powers.
They usually make you feel better.
Hey, that's lovely.
Hey.
How do we act to things with my dry British humor?
Some of these answers are crazy.
Thank you for the social silly!
Yeah, that's what I read.
Let me get a re-roll.
Oh shit, I'm British, ah, okay.
She's still typing.
What's the first thing I ate in Japan?
Like when I first moved there?
Oh man, or like when I first visited.
Ooh.
First visited 2015.
I'm pretty sure the first thing we ate was something from the kombini.
I'm pretty sure it was one of the egg salad sandwiches.
From 7-Eleven.
There's an egg-shelled sandwich with like, uh, chicken on it.
And it's like a sweet sauce. It is.
I still dream about it to this day.
Oh my god.
It's so fucking good. If you've had it, you know exactly what I'm talking about, and I don't need to sell it to you.
Hmm.
Oh my god, it's so good.
Is the Japanese egg-shell that we've had here any way comparable to the real thing?
It's just...
It's from Japan.
I mean, if we're talking about the 7-Eleven one, no, the 7-Eleven one, I feel like it's a proprietary blend
with the bread too, like it's very distinctly like that flavor. It's so good. I mean the ones
we've had here at like, I mean LA has a lot of like really good Japanese food, it's good but it's not like
You know laboratory tested 7-Eleven good. Yeah, still good. It's still very good
I really want to try an authentic Japanese 7-Eleven
You would know it sounds crazy like if you've been to Japan
I mean you know how good it is, but you could just live off of prepared 7-Eleven food like it's so good
It's so fresh.
I actually seem like so good quality and good for you overall.
Yeah.
There was a lot of times where like I'd go to work, I'd go to the gym and I'd get home
and I'd be a little bit tired, like it'd be late and I could just like make a meal from
7-Eleven, like prepared food and like still, you know, get enough protein and all that.
Dude, it's so good.
Some of the pre-made meal, cause they're like uh, seasonal too so they change out.
Oh, so good, bro. Like during the winter time, they have a kimchi nabe.
They can just get not frozen, but like you just get it from the refrigerator section.
And you just microwave it and you got like fresh kimchi nabe.
Oh my god. Bro, it's so good. And it's like so cheap. Bro, that sounds good for the soul.
Yeah. Oh, I love when you record it for YouTube. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was my first YouTube channel idea.
Eric's Convenience Review.
Yep, if I didn't become a YouTuber, I was going to be a Convenience Food reviewer.
I took it very serious.
I memorized all the seasonal items, all the intricate inner workings, best snack combinations.
What's your favorite snack combo?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, the best order you can get at the convenience, like 7-Eleven?
Yeah, yeah.
You get the egg salad with the chicken, chicken sandwich, you get whatever Onigiri floats
your boat and then you get a piece of fried chicken and then like some sort of carbonated
beverage.
If that doesn't put a smile on your face, I just, I just don't enjoy food like, it's
one of the life's simple joists.
Like that's if you're on the go, right, like, you know, nice, solid, you eat that then you
go on an adventure for the day.
Oh my god.
Is the Oden in 7-Eleven good?
Yes it is.
I would get that a lot very often.
Wait, what's Oden again?
Oden is like a very mild broth.
And it has different fixings, like different fillings
that you can choose.
They've got fried tofu you can put in it, boiled eggs.
Oh, I love fried tofu.
Like the bean curd, like the fried bean curd thing.
Um, what else?
Like meatballs.
And it's basically like a broth,
and then you put those fixins into the broth,
and then I really like to put like,
there's like a spicy mustard you put on it.
Oh, shit.
Um, so yeah, you like take those fixins out,
you dip it in the mustard, eat that,
and then you drink the broth.
It's so fucking good.
Oh my god.
That sounds incredible.
Yeah, fish cakes.
Oh, hot and bad.
Yeah, you have to get fishcakes.
Japanese 7-Eleven food boil.
He's an expert.
Bro, actually, I remember the first time I ever talked to you.
You went to a company while you were on the call with me and Miles,
and I can't for the life of me remember what you got,
but it was something really, like...
It was like some kind of fried chicken thing,
but it sounded so good.
What was it?
Oh, no, that was a limited edition item.
It was, uh, Karagay Sushi.
That's right! The Karagay Sushi!
It was a limited edition item.
It was limited edition.
Limited edition?
Yeah. I don't know if they still do that, but it was, uh...
It was, uh, yeah, a limited item, and it was really fucking good.
Ooh.
That was the one, the nice old lady worked out, right?
Yes. Yeah, yeah, not there, so nice.
I forgot about that. Was that during the sub-a-thon?
Yes. I think it was before.
Was it before?
Cause I remember it was when Mal showed us Booby's model.
Wait.
No, I didn't...
I didn't go to the...
I thought we just chilled that first time I met you.
I don't think...
Hi you guys, they're so cute!
No, no!
No, no, no!
No, Blo.
No, bro, no, bro, no, bro, no, bro, don't do it.
No, bro, no, bro, you better not fucking do it.
I'm going to kill you.
Yeah, I'll be kidding you, bro.
I'll be kidding you.
I feel like we all chilled during mouse's sub-a-thon and I went,
like when we were just fucking arounds.
Yeah.
I went to 7-Eleven with you guys.
Yeah!
You feel like that was...
Damn, that was so long ago, huh?
That was like one four years ago.
Oh my goodness.
That's crazy.
What the heck?
That was a whole half a time ago.
Yeah!
Feels like it, huh?
That can't even spend that long.
That was a fucking...
Oh!
Fuck!
Let it out, bro.
Yeah, yeah, you guys you guys got are making an anime cafe
Yeah
You guys got anime on your side, man.
We do.
Anime and delicious food and...
You guys are the real winners.
It can't just walk to a comb, but you can walk several prefectures over.
He's practicing for the cyclophobe.
Yeah.
He's going on a pilgrimage.
Yeah.
Going on a pilgrimage.
Yeah.
It wants everybody to know.
The changing is like...
Yeah.
Oh.
Now I've never been to the Philippines, man.
I would go though.
Oh god, we did that.
Yeah. I wanna try Jollibee.
Yeah, I wanna try more Filipino food.
Yeah.
Oh my god, you're so good.
Mm-hmm.
What?
Hmm.
It's like music to our ears.
Don't be a whey.
Yeah, Mouse's scary noises is like you turn on a box fan at night to sleep too.
Just to fill up.
Do you have something?
Is that like a healing proposal?
Yeah, yeah.
Like a cat's purr.
Lay this stone if you are autistic and scared.
I'm autistic. I'm scared. I'm so scared.
You should make like a voice pack of like healing, healing frequency noises.
Yeah! I need it! I can listen to it and meditate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, happy healing gremlin noises.
Like dude, that way like if someone ever stops me for like a video where it's like,
hey man, you mind sharing what you're listening to?
Uh yeah, healing mouse gremlin noises volume 4.
10 hours of pink noise
What the hell did I come back to?
Hey Mr. Connor!
Look what the cat dragged in!
Now what did you get?
You better share with us what we've all been curious.
Yeah, we've been already.
What?
Oh, what was it Mr. Connor?
What was it?
I had Thai salad.
I knew it!
Thai salad?
Thai salad?
The fuck?
My salad, bro.
Did you eat the rest of the soup, man? What the fuck is that?
What soup?
What soup?
What soup?
What soup?
What's new?
What's the funny guy?
What's the funny bros?
Bro
I got you. Let's go boys.
Yeah! Let it rip!
Die of creeps!
Hey, I ain't such a good player while I get the Zellbett version!
We got you girl.
Hey, hey, hey!
Ellie?
Oh, he's a pulling pod of the Billy Scream.
of
the
of
the
Oh, she looks so pissed.
This is going smooth as hydraulic fluid.
Moxie's such a worry board.
I'm always on the run.
She's going too fast.
I could have used less worry and more listening if I had the choice.
Better hope no one was in these crowd pods.
Or else we're about to experience a level of state rivaled only by my brother Scooter's pissed.
cover ellie in oil and we have to catch her while she runs around
that would be so hard
it would
bro i'd be so fucking big though
whoa whoa whoa dude that's too far too far too far
smash the ellie on the camera and radio open the line
my math with ellie on tinder
Which are opening line
Exactly, that's a good one
I just said cheeseburgers
I say check out this picture of my
Alright, we'll talk quad, Funko.
Funko Pop.
Oh, God.
How the fuck are we going to get out of here?
We can crawl on the walls, dude.
Oh!
Whoa, I'm like a spider.
This is what the game of the sides of Ellie's arteries look like.
What the fuck?
And...
Who said that?
Someone left the picture out.
Oh, mate.
Oh
I got someone over the room message. I got you, bro
I think we can bang one down, I'll read them
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Firstly, what do you have?
Helps?
Thank you helps whoa
Ellie, help us
Ellie help us what?
Assignment.
I'm so sorry.
Let's turn that alle to a W.
Oh, that would be my opening line.
I'll be the W to your L.E.
Fuck, I'm always out of ammo.
I was trying to get my grandma's necklace.
What?
What is grandma's necklace?
I don't have pearls.
Wait.
I don't know what grandma's necklace is, but I really like the idea of it.
Grandma loves pearls.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
I've been trying to figure it out for like a week.
What the hell does it mean?
Grandma's necklace is a pearl necklace.
Is it like a family heirloom or not?
A girl would want a necklace like that.
Looks like really valuable.
No.
It's Rammond coming around.
Cool.
Whoa.
Ugh.
Can we try to pawn the necklace off or something?
Is it me coming?
Yeah.
Is he nice?
No, Mr. Connor.
Oh
No, no, no, no, no.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dude, this is crazy.
What the frick am I?
Oh my god.
Oh.
No!
Oh shit, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, don't panic!
I'm gonna fucking die again, come on!
No, no, dude.
I need you, bro.
I need you, bro.
You're the only one that knows how to read out of all of us.
No, bro.
I die, I die.
Dude, what are you gonna do now?
Ah!
Oh no!
Can I keep up the alphabet?
We should probably have a better party for you.
Element of P.
Element of P.
Element of P at best.
Hey, you are a super armor.
You are a super armor.
You are a super armor.
You are ass.
You also get it.
I don't like how the V is dead.
But it doesn't rhyme anymore.
Like what's the point?
Yeah, I got pasted in the middle of the fight.
Stamishing really does matter.
That makes me really good man.
This is so much badass.
This is so much badass.
Yeah, that paces me up with the ball.
That makes me really, really mad.
This horse badass is coming after me.
You know what? I'm gonna electrocute him.
That melts his armor really fast.
Oh, it does!
You're talking about that little stuff?
Yeah.
Absolutely freaking wonderful.
of
the
house
,
the
the
the
the
the
I like this guy.
Yeah, I like this one.
Where is this guy?
I'm not gonna tell all his friends if I'm shit though.
Badass damned rocket Legionary.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
What's been damned legion of domination?
I'll be crying over you.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
No, my ammo! Ow, ow, ow, it's in!
Ow, ow, ow!
You know it's a pretty bitch-fri-tame.
Some badass is used on ironically.
I think I just killed myself. Thank you, bro.
I really needed to hear that today.
Trying to say you guys are freaking baby geniuses.
What?
You really think so?
Yeah.
I do.
Oh.
As long as I'm not boss, baby.
Oh.
Oh, as long as I'm not bossed baby.
Yeah, yeah, I don't wanna be bossed.
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna be bossed, baby.
Oh, you weren't wanna be bossed.
Whoa, what is...
Oh, I remember this gun.
This thing's crazy.
Whoa!
Oh, coming.
This badass rifle is a big shot.
Ew!
Oh, what the hell we got there?
This thing's crazy.
Wow, that is insane.
Wow!
Wow!
Oh my shi-
That is built like an alley, bro.
That is impenetrable.
Wait, what do I... Don't get excited about that.
Yeah, suddenly I can't really focus on the game.
I'll be in my bunk.
Guys, let's all take a really, really short pee break.
Yeah.
Good idea.
Or a short one.
Please.
Please.
Please, god damn it.
Oh, jeez.
I mean, I really appreciate it.
What if whenever we play games, but I just go take a pee break every five minutes?
But I'm super seer, I'm not trying to be funny.
It's stalking me, right?
Like, it's every five minutes.
Every five minutes? Wow.
Like clockwork?
Yeah, I'll bear back.
Hey.
I think I've been kinda teched out.
Seriously?
Yeah.
But I've learned to respect.
I'm afraid of.
No, I'm just kidding.
I wouldn't mind it.
I wouldn't mind it.
Leave your mic on.
You can hear it.
What if I was?
What if you found out that I wasn't actually going to the bathroom?
What if you found out that I wasn't actually going to the bathroom, but instead I was writing my favorite moments that had just happened in the past.
I'm just hanging out with you guys.
Awwww.
It was something really sweet.
Awwww.
Then I would feel like a piece of shit and I would hate myself.
Yeah.
Let's go get a little of my salt.
Wait, what?
i was printed out and hanging it on my window
another fight goes my way
okay is that what you're telling us about it
you're still in my head
you're telling the enemies you're the killer
are you alright?
no i am not
and to tell you the truth i started to take the same idea
he's screaming help bar in my skull
don't stop the age i'll find my way
did arie go ahead
What if it turned out you were wetting it in a death note?
Oh no!
Yeah, like it's just constant twists and turns.
Ooh!
It's an anti-death note, so it keeps you guys alive.
Aww!
Mama, for me to get my power level high enough.
Aww!
To kill you.
Aww!
And all of your self-doubt.
Oh
Me killing you
In a game
Of life
Oh, like the board game?
Like the board game?
Hahaha
Awwww
Awwww, it's making my stomach feel like I'm on a rollercoaster
The rollercoaster that...
He'll loop to...
I'm not gonna kill you!
Oh no!
But doesn't it snap that a youth in Asia closer is the youth in Asia closer to the truth?
We feel youthful because of how happy you are.
I was trying to do a young Asian boy.
That's genius.
There we talk about a youth in Asia.
I was reading in the through this.
Somebody do you kill me?
What the fuck are you doing to that?
Oh what the fuck?
What was that?
It's good to keep you in, you're concerned about the low-run populations in US Asian countries, right?
What?
Yeah, you're very concerned about that.
I thought that was super rigged.
You mentioned that before the start of the stream today.
Yeah, true, true, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're encouraged for eating, you said. I don't know why you said it like that.
What?
Like those Japanese McDonald's commercials.
Oh yeah.
He's one of my go-go.
Follow Mr. Connor.
Emo-s.
No survey.
It's just literally follow the waypoint every time.
Just grab it in the position.
Is this an ass?
I'm being honest.
I'm joking man.
Wow dude.
I'm just like, is this a ass?
I'm joking dude.
Yeah, dude I saw that shit.
What the hell?
Dude, cool.
I'm not fat.
I'm full-grab a plan of spades.
I have this mojins in the future we can jerk it like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What'd you say, Mr. Connor?
What?
You say you're gonna jerk it in the cork?
Zero, what the fuck are you on about?
Yeah, I don't...
I'm really in what I'm going on right now.
What are you...
We gotta reach Ellie? What?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that's all I saw
Come over here
Forget that life
Oh
Get the fuck out of here
I don't think I did not yet.
Oh,
Whoa, dude, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
That's so sick.
We have to cross the gap.
Yes, sir.
They destroyed the power regulators? I don't know who they are.
Make sure they're in the middle of the tunnel.
I don't know who they are.
I don't know.
jump pad I got you guys you're ready
here we go okay oh my god okay this is freaking awesome
You see a very great screamin'.
Yes!
He's here to stay kid.
The way my daddy's screamin' at me,
I'm ready to get this stone to the megalith front toe.
You said daddy boy.
I'm so proud of you.
We enjoy that, Ian.
Why does he do it?
In the process, we'll require...
a pin.
I really would see you like a boss driver.
She wouldn't play about it at all.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We'll make out that next town, Twigs.
But I don't got no choice
Absolutely not come back you right now Eleanor
Shut them in set off
It's like a robot
We're ready to go and kill them.
We're ready to go, Juan.
Oh yeah, I must be on tour.
We should go away.
Let's pray for it to go away all.
Let's go to the station.
Let the others get me out of here.
I will not.
What happened to the staff?
What's happening?
You know.
Oh.
That happened, man.
We'll get turned on later.
It's like, no reason, boner.
Did you get stressed, boner?
The other half of the team.
Yeah, stressed, boner.
stress boner
that's a bang
yep
you got no reason boner, stress boner
chill boners, scared boners
are the worst
scared boner
like if you see a spooky ghost
ghost, spooky
yeah, well that kind of crap
you can just have a copy too
what?
What?
Yep.
Yeah.
It's very unfortunate.
Wait, what about like an Anger Boner?
There's like a scary guy.
Anger Boner, yep.
Rage Boner is what they're called.
Rage.
Great fit for this kind of thing.
What a bonus call.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Like if you rage at a game, do you get a boner?
Like you're playing with a really hard golden ring boss.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Every time.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
every time what yep I don't find this goddamn war room I have to take it take a
I'm gonna take a sec.
I don't know where the fuck it is.
It's like above us, huh?
P-boner.
P-boner.
Can you pee with a boner?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, you just lay flat on the toilet.
Like completely flat, like a plank.
Oh
You got fly boners when you go in airplane
Like the pressure changes it it makes it just happen
Yeah
Oh, you found it nice
He'll crash this in all that's him
I'm a fucking cat.
Where I'm coming from, guy.
How do those go into these?
He doesn't know I'm doing this, though.
I'm a computer, bro, okay?
I'm gonna do this.
Fuck this.
Oh my god, bro, is that a storage?
What the hell?
That's it.
I'm coming with you.
No reason, Bona.
These things happen, Chad.
They're very real.
Yeah, no reason, Bona.
They're probably the scariest.
Scariest.
Scariest.
about scariest.
They just happen for little no reason.
Yep.
That's terrifying.
You have to wonder why.
Why would I have to give him this?
I don't know.
I guess I'm like a ghost.
I tell you whatever you want!
Too late now!
Push up and help us!
Otherwise, skimamo!
Bambridge is right ahead!
Skimamo!
We're gonna pass through the not mayor storm!
Hmm!
Whoa!
Oh yeah.
Press.
Hmm.
Ooh!
The mail storm.
That's me when I'm all my dearied.
This is quite scary.
It's a little bit like to have a dearied.
Yeah, it's a male storm.
It's Moxie.
Moxie?
That's Ellie's mom, right?
Whoa!
Wait, so who's Ellie's dad?
That's the guy that we were saying that wouldn't kill him anytime.
I got my fucking thing kicked in, I think that my slide was like some kind of inspection on my PC.
Who's Captain Morse, bro?
No, it's Captain Morse.
that's not gonna happen.
You're hearing this.
What is Bo yapping about?
Bo is yapping for real.
Oh, he's the bad, that makes sense.
I can't be there.
I'm diverting all remaining power to the cryopods.
I'm not sad.
I'm not sad.
I look like a turn is a chair.
Yeah.
Hey, the Y U.
So close to Ally.
What's going on?
What?
You're not inside of her. Are you good?
I was just doing my cosmetics.
Yeah, I bet you were.
We were in the middle of the...
We got to get these flash shields open.
Helping the team.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He really needed you to be inside of the party.
He's building exercises.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
You're going white, though.
You're going full white.
You're going full white, though.
What are you gonna do?
Oh, no. You're not gonna like it when you go full white, though.
Oh, shit, boys.
Why? I gotta.
You won't take him from me.
You will take him from me!
Thanks for impact!
This list has longs like two sets of longs in each blue.
Oh.
Oh!
You're really gonna...
Wow.
That's a dumb...
No.
No!
No!
No!
No!
You just...
What?!
I'm not ready for this.
No.
I don't...
No!
I can't say goodbye!
Are we gonna revive her?
Mom is gonna fix this.
That was EPR.
How?
Jump on our chair.
As well.
We all could jump at once.
No.
Dude.
What the fuck?
I love you.
Are you okay?
Oh, she's fine.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh no.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No dude.
This can't be.
What do we do now?
Now?
Let's go.
Okay.
I like this area, it's awesome, they really like up the design of the loads.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woah, what the hell is this?
Oh my god, we're inside of a metal storm.
of
the
person
of
whoa dude just looks fucking crazy
whoa
oh crap no
I'm gonna bury you fuck
I'm sorry
I'm gone
six brown
Yeah, I see what this does.
Holy crap.
Holy crap.
Oh my god.
This hits.
Oh
Sorry
It's a gunfire, bro. Yo over here guys
No, it's gonna fall
Oh, it's level level.
Fucking lie again, boys.
No.
I'd probably guess to see it every time, too.
It was false.
Oh, close the damage.
Cool.
I'm telling you, that's the thing over there.
We keep saying I'm truly.
So I'm gonna get out of here, Bubba.
I don't know.
We're stuck.
Uh-oh, we're stuck down here.
Ah!
You can go that way, Bubba.
Oh, shit.
OK.
Oh, no.
This is disgusting.
Oh, cool.
I guess we're gonna swim through the pool.
I don't have any hut out there.
Oh, you can use that little thing to propel you.
What's the thing?
We can jet stream thing.
On the side.
I'll show you.
This fucking thing, I think.
This.
Oh really?
Oh god, I can't recreate it.
Oh no.
What did you do that?
You're stuck here.
Oh wait, wait, I'm a misnomer.
Oh yeah, I'm not a misnomer.
Yeah, I misnaded it.
I'm gonna do the last big teleport and then...
Oh yeah.
I'm definitely gonna jump over on the edge.
Yes!
That is definitely not where we're meant to do that, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I think we all did great.
Yeah.
I give this all an A plus plus plus.
Do that level up, let's go.
Oh yeah, I know that it's been a little bit.
Let me keep going into this...this jinxing.
What, like this?
What, like that?
Now, while this stone has its hooks in you, please, Mama, I don't care about animals.
You're all I've got.
I won't let you suffer.
There's so much to be sacrificed.
Let people live.
John, this is how it ends.
No, no, no!
We hate you!
We hate you!
Oh, no!
I'll never forget you!
Dude, you know how you get some no reason boners?
If you get one like right as you're dying and you die, you're rigged up.
Your family finds you and you're just rigged.
You can't cause you're like dead too, so it's like...
It'd be like, not okay.
You die from them, they all have it.
No reason boner.
It doesn't mean anything, but they're just going to think you're great.
They got to cut out your coffin and put a little hump at the bottom.
It's not going to sit on your legs.
I heard it like a window.
It's like a viewing window.
Oh
Weird bump at the ends
That's crazy
Bro corrosive damage fucking melds these guys
It's all over!
That guy is so crazy.
Oh, fucking fuckin' fuckin' my watch.
I feel like I'm finally getting stronger.
Dude, this fucking mail is on my dog.
What the fuck?
of
one
of
the
No! Never! It's my theater!
I'm sorry!
You've got the line, Volt Hunter!
And you'll pay for it!
The enemy is nearing our territory!
That's so weird!
What's going on?!
I'm scared!
You're okay, buddy!
You're safe!
What the fuck?!
Jesus!
Oh my god!
Mr. Dom!
Oh my god, I almost got away.
I didn't think we necessarily needed to.
Oh my god, whoa, nice.
Oh my god.
Oh, cool.
Thank you, Seth.
That ball was fucking my fault.
Oh dude, so we're inside that big red orb we saw earlier.
Yeah, I guess so.
I feel like we're leading up to a big boss right now.
Oh, I'm scared.
It's fucking really scary.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, why?
You're gonna just skim shit all over.
Oh, bro.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
No!
I couldn't save you.
What the heck?
What the?
Oh, the cutscene saved him.
It saved me.
That's the thing we were seeing.
Yeah.
In this...
The mega wave.
Megaman.
Oh.
Dude, what if we're Ellie's white blood cells?
Oh, we're saving her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That sounds right.
I'm gonna say, I don't know if this was my struggle for the time.
Yeah!
At least the bus.
I'm just driving.
What?
I'm ready for whatever this boss is
I got him wide out.
I feel the ammo I blessed up.
Oh no.
What the fuck?
Damn.
We gotta go through the gate.
Let's go in.
Go inside the portal.
That is crazy.
Whoa.
What's gonna happen if we get this?
No.
I'm gonna find out.
BALT OF THE DAMN.
Damn.
Idle drop.
That's bad.
That's the name of the movie.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Cool.
That's so mad.
Yeah, it's BALT OF THE DAMN DLC.
Oh.
Out now.
Wow.
This has been amazing.
This has been.
This looks like a boss stage.
Let's go.
I don't care what I am.
Captain Willis.
Captain Willis.
Captain Willis.
You lost your son.
My son! Alone!
I won't let you tear us apart.
I won.
Knife of the living dad.
Bro.
So this is Ellie dad final final confrontation. Dude, I got corrosive. Oh my god, we're gonna
melt this guy. He's got the corrosive armor. Let's go. Holy. Oh my god, he's dying very
Oh shit, Captain Mordor.
Oh, nothing.
Oh, Captain Mordor.
Oh, that's pretty dead.
Oh, nice.
Is he really dead?
There's gotta be another phase, right?
What if there's another?
Oh, dude, he's got something.
Oh, shit.
No way.
Oh, okay.
Okay, another, uh...
That was cool.
Maybe, yes.
Dude, do you guys have corrosive ammo, too?
We just all fucking run, so...
Yeah, you do, too? Yeah, I thought I saw some of those.
Nice, bro.
Hell yeah.
Have to save E.
There's no way that's the last boss, right?
I don't know about this anymore
You had me shakin' like a purse dog on roomin' day
Are you a pervert?
I don't know
Oh no, are you hurt?
You're a piece of shit
I mean, this is my fault
I think you couldn't have toyed with your mind
What?
Ellie
You forgot it
You got me stinkin' up the place
You stinkin' up
I expected a lamb like a doggie getting groomed.
And the whole dunk clan killed him for it.
To teach me a lesson.
I guess I learned it too well.
So you do remember him then?
Every time you laugh, Pumpkin, it's the same as his.
With that little snort. Like he kicked a craggin in the tank.
This is going wild.
that's the one that's crazy is this gonna be my last sponsored stream this
is probably the best borderline or DLC that we fall to the damn tree on
on Twitch today in the last few hours, I'd say.
On my channel.
Okay.
I have to resave that water.
I feel like...
Dang, Bia!
Were you pervin' in?
The ball tranquilization, like, definitely
could have been saving the kids.
Yeah, I mean, my sponsor was only two hours,
so it's technically,
I mean we're just playing it for fun, that's the test of how good the game is
We can say anything we want
Yeah, yeah
Apologies, but to free the boys
You guys first, you guys first
You must only wake him up
What is everybody's favorite flavor of ice cream?
You sir, I love you
Jake!
You're my angel!
Dude, what?
You're sugar
I fuck with vanilla too. Like, vanilla is... like, in terms of shapes too, vanilla is fucking good.
It's just so classic. I like... dude, I'm crazy, I like chocolate chip cookie dough.
Ooh, look at what's with cookie dough!
You're gonna laugh at me, Darren.
I know. I know.
Okay.
Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you, Mom. Fuck you.
and then no I need him you're not alone I promise we'll help you I'm going to
give this kid his hand bro
you will?
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
What kind of use that most urgent and grave of all uses the hospitality industry
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Still, madness lingers on the frigid winds.
should win. It warms this young heart to see you reunited with your daughter, sharing
stories of her father by the roaring heart. What I have learned of your maiden rituals
I can never...
Go play the clarinet.
As for myself, I am pleased to have found such a promising, apprentice.
Oh, you forced that kid to get in the car?
The names of his grief?
We don't know.
What? No!
No!
That's employment!
Goal is horrible!
Oh, God!
Should you ever find yourself wayward, falling through the cracks,
you will always find logic here.
You are ever expecting me.
What the fuck?
I am
Job
I see a distant munching
Bam
No, that's the next
No
No
What's going to happen to Ellie?
I'm going to burst her back.
Fine.
I'm going to crack her.
I'm going to bust her open like a fungal pop.
Oh, you're okay.
I'm going to keep her on my tail like a fungal pop and pretend I'm forever.
I'm going to treat her like a little piggy bank.
I am going to invest in her
No, it can't be over
No, no
The speeder was crazy, he just pulled it down
Yeah, that's what I'm doing
Is everyone that worked on it?
Yeah
A lot of pigment works on it. Wow.
I think I'm all hearty around the flowers.
Sorry, Ellie came into my room.
Did she come into your bedroom?
I like cleaning room.
I've got to be afraid of them in the long run.
I have a different room that you can certainly use, not my bedroom, okay?
It's my office.
She has a different room, bro.
It's not her room.
It's completely different room.
Are they hiring? Brother, they've got half of North America on the stand.
Mine loader. What is a mine loader?
Mine loader.
Oh, is that the
quest? This is insane.
Kind of crazy what all goes into this, man.
They're not crazy?
That's insane.
Everybody write a letter
That just went so well
That's crazy
Yeah
With the voice casts
Voice over actors
I'm a hundred sub
Is that uh
Aaron Hansen as Mancubus
Wow that's crazy
Wow
Dang we're done
We did it Gus
We beat Borderlands 4 again
We did it boys
Yay
When did we get bored of the inside?
Crazy early, yeah, when?
I was in!
Yeah
Special thanks
What if our name was in there?
Oh my god
We should be playing a game
I would start crying
We should be in there
What's my name in there?
That was a fun DLC. I almost wish it was longer though.
Yeah, it's quite short.
At least the areas are cool.
The areas we're seeing.
We are very good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like too good.
I also just didn't shoot any more past the wall.
Yeah, they all died at the sight of you, you know.
Yeah, I was scared.
Wait, there's going to be another character? Sixth character? Really?
Yeah, I liked Cash. I like Cash a lot. I like him to a higher level.
I love a lot of the, I feel like, Bloodlum's characters, is that they only really get like, fun when you get like, level 25 and you get like, the later abilities.
I feel like I was just getting strong with my guy right now.
Yeah, yeah, same. I felt like the cars were finally doing something.
Yeah. That's kinda how I fell with the Forge Knight too, like...
Once I got past like 17, 16, 20, I was just fucking ripping.
Yeah, cause then you just start fucking sending everything and it works.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's the fun of the Borderlands build coming together.
Yeah, that was fun though.
That was awesome.
Why are we tracking how many times I died?
was on the last level!
The vote of the damned.
We did it!
We really did it bruh!
We're cool! We're cool!
We're actually awesome!
We're cool people!
That's even a very credible.
What do you guys want to do now, what do you guys want to do now?
What are you feeling?
What are you all feeling?
Jackbox?
Are you rounding round of Jackbox?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who got a Jackbox?
I'm down.
You have a Jackbox?
Who's got the best Jackbox?
The new one looks good, I haven't played yet, I haven't played.
Yeah, I played it.
Is that the one with the voice thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is it good?
Wait, oh yeah, I wanted to try that one.
Is it good?
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
Seriously?
I'm down?
Is it actually?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Gotta get it. Missed it.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright, get it for us.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
All of you guys, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I haven't played jackpot since we played at my old place like fucking four years ago.
We played like...
And it was, I just remember crying, laughing.
Because there's something...
It was like the word game where you like...
What was it?
It was like, you wrote like, you wrote like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You did it.
All fucking money in.
It was bad.
They'll be like, name a name of food.
I'll be like, burger.
And they'll be like, Ellie's works right.
I
All right, dude, let's fucking do it. All right. I'm gonna I want to do some crazy shit
Me too. Me too. All right. Let me know when you get a bro. All right. I bought it, but I'm installing it right now
Okay, okay. All right. It's taking a bit
it
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I don't even know what I was skipping, I just remember playing that.
I don't know if that was the latest one that we played, like a few years ago.
The old one was 6.
Well, now?
Well, wow.
What the heck?
It's the original Friendslot, man.
It's OG Friendslot.
I wish they would just make one where it's like all of them combined, so that like, there's
some of the games that are just so bad.
Yeah.
Wait, 11 is so good for real?
Dude, I'm so down.
Oh, I can't wait.
You're not supposed to buy a ride, just, man.
Yeah, she just had it.
Yeah, just me, right?
And then she has screens, I think, right?
Is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can we join on a code or some shit?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, share screens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Share screens, we can get the fees.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
About 35%.
I'm downloading as fast as I can.
Hey, all good.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, the last one I played was Jackbox 8.
Oh, it was a jackbox 8. Damn, dude. I've been sleeping on the jackbox.
I mean, I feel like it was kind of like cards against humanity for a while, or it was just kind of the crash.
Yeah, it can it can go that way sometimes.
I guess it depends what collection. There's some that always hit, like the rapping one is always going to be good.
Yeah, I love the rapping one.
What else is there that was really good?
I want to do the noise one, whatever, is that the noise one?
Yeah, I want to do that.
The noise.
OK, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's so funny.
Dude, the T-shirt one always hits.
I love the way it's hit one, because you can actually buy the T-shirts that you make
and they're so funny.
Yeah, yeah, that one's always good.
All right, I'm going to go pee real fast.
Oh, me too.
I'm going to go go take a pee and get a little drink.
I'll be right back.
Yubby!
BABY BABY!
I'm not gonna pee.
I wanna save your money.
No, wait, this one, are these two to pee?
Everybody go away!
Oh, you're still here?
Still here, my stream just fucked up for a second.
Oh no! What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm just getting back right now.
What the fuck, bro?
Just getting back right now.
Okay.
I wish we were back now, chat.
There we go. That was weird. I don't know what happened that voice.
Weird.
Weird.
We're back. We're back.
We're back.
So many primers as well. Thank you for all using your primes as well.
Where's my primers?
What? No, you got enough primers.
What?
That's not true.
You got enough primers.
That's not true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
It is true.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Don't plug my mouse.
So it's done.
My mouse was dying.
What's the time you played chat box then?
I know you played like yesterday, right?
I did.
I played for me.
It's his birthday.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a fun one though.
The voice one.
Basically you have to record like it'll tell you oh make a sound that you think sounds like a deflating balloon
I need to record yourself
Yeah five seconds and then
It comes to vote see who's the best
It'll be like random stuff
Okay, it's really funny
Rolls, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs!
It's not big for the 5 gifted subs, what the heck, thank you guys!
Thank you, Rolls.
Alright.
I was going to be testing his beatboxing skills.
I have more skills than you could ever comprehend in beatboxing.
I can beatbox the shit out of everyone.
Easy.
Easy.
Can you beatbox?
No.
Oh.
No.
You can't beatbox.
Why not?
Because I can't.
No?
You can't beat bugs.
Why not?
Because I can't.
I don't know how.
Yo, okay. Okay, hold on.
Actually cooking.
What do you think?
Let me hear it again.
What do you think?
You've got potential.
You got real potential I think.
What do you think, Chet?
Eminem has been in shambles. Well, he's a rapper not a beatboxer, so I think it's alright.
Was that part of your beatboxing too?
No, that was his beat.
Oh, that was a great sound if you could recreate that.
I'm just being myself in America.
In America?
Yeah.
Being yourself in America? That's crazy.
Is that allowed?
Uh, yeah, not well.
I mean, it's allowed in my house.
I'd say the same for everybody else's house.
Oh, shit, really?
Yeah.
Like, whose house?
Name them.
They've been shaman.
Um, I don't know everybody in the whole world.
What do you mean, aren't you Satan?
Isn't that your thing?
Uh, yeah, but I don't know everybody.
Hmm, likely story chat.
Sounds like lies.
Well, I've been busy.
How's that?
Why don't you name everybody on Earth?
Timothy.
Andrea.
Lloyd.
Connor.
Connie.
Steve.
Steven.
Connie.
Connie.
Connie.
Um, Charles.
Oh.
Jack.
Teresa.
Teresa?
Teresa?
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I don't even know the alphabet.
You're British. I don't. I asked pasty. I crumble. I don't know anything pasty.
I was petting my dog.
Yeah, I gave Michael a yogurt bar.
My dog liked the yogurt.
Tandem Pea.
Tandem Pea?
Yeah.
We did, we did tandem pets to our dog Michael.
Michael.
the
24-7 she just sits by the closet where I keep the soccer ball and just waits for me to take it out and play with her
That's sexy. And we do it for hours. That's a little bit more than anything
That's she had this giant like plush stick toy like she looks like a farfetched
And she just holds this like stick toy in her mouth and we just play soccer for like hours
But she'll like she'll defense. She'll like, you know try to get the ball from here like not like me pass. Oh
oh yeah she's good she's honestly good me and missy and play like 211 like we
try to pass pass her and like score in the goal and she like would get him we
play defense and it's like we actually have to like we're like okay I'm gonna
get my hands back pass yeah she's good she's very good but I think I broke her
brain because I started playing with her when she was a puppy and now that's all
she wants to do 24-7. She just wants to play soccer.
This is me with slow to spy man.
You just sit by your computer until it turns on.
I can wait until it's over.
I have no sense.
Yeah. Bro, that's so good.
Have you played?
Yeah, yeah. I got him.
He was the second one.
It's so good. The second one was amazing.
Yeah, we play all the time.
Yeah, it's so good.
I don't even know how much to check.
I've been playing it on my Steam Deck.
It's like a perfect Steam Deck game.
Yeah, I got 72 hours already.
Wow!
Wait, what character do you guys like the best?
I like the red one.
I like the red one.
The red one is cool.
The reason it's awesome. I love the forge like the
I'm better. I haven't messed around with the forge one too much
I like the energy one where it's like how'd you make a bunch of stars?
Yeah, yeah, that was cool, too. I
Love that one card where it's like the o x whatever like like star energy
You've gained this turn and I just love getting like the one that doubles when you gain it. Oh my god. It's just so fun
it's he's got so many fun ways to play they all they're all there's a surrogate
man I'd like to defect a lot as well he's my boy oh yeah I gotta mess with that
I see what you actually did you guys did y'all play pokopee at all or not you
played a mouse nice I think a pretty deep kind of
I think I'm pretty deep in it. I think but it's like I feel like I
Had to take a break
Oh
Yeah
Really if you go if you go to other areas it can get very overwhelming you're like, okay
I do this
The fact that I got a lot of put I got more Pokemon on the island, right?
And they're coming around they all want to talk to me, and they're all going
And they're all yelling at me to talk to me
And I'm like, oooooh, and I'm like, I don't want to go to the mouse
Hey, Mouse, this is my first time
Yeah, but I saw your song online and needed to see it myself
I just fucking ignore him
I got so much shit going on, bro, just chill
And they're always like, okay, let's go
He'll get it
And they yell and yell and yell, and they're just like, oh my god
And you please, guys, stop
And they're like, mouse, mouse, please, mouse, hey, hey
Get away from my arm!
Here I have a present for you!
You're my best friend dude!
Here's three sticks!
I got the deck box ready!
Oh it's ready?
Dude, I'm so excited!
I put this on my...
Wait, no, I can't share it on the screen here.
Yeah, how do we, how do we shrink this?
Yeah, you wanna pop out like the screen
and then only share that, ideally, or anything.
Yeah, but don't share it yet until you join the cold
because then you'll get the heat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Did we just join on our phone, or how do we do this?
I forget.
I'll browse it.
Yeah, this is the browser window.
Wait, I didn't see the code.
Oh, sorry.
Okay, okay, all right
You make sure this window is fully showing
Okay
the
and
Then just shy back scream
Okay
I don't know what to do with it.
Make a silly sound if you can't think of anything just record.
Should we be muted or how should we do this?
I'm muted when I did mine.
Yeah I just muted it.
Okay okay.
Okay, all right
Oh my god, wait
No, I think it's fine
There we go.
Is the browser making noise?
He don't know.
I don't fucking hear any of the noise.
I don't think for the
Where is it? Oh wait, can you hear it now like better better?
Was the volume for this how do I choose
Yeah, I want to try a stream volume there we go
I can hear it now.
That sounds better.
Wait, I had it.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
That was me.
I don't want to do my name again.
No, I think I'm gonna keep it like that.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Wait, can you guys hear mine? Or what?
I'm just getting an error every time I do it.
Wait, really?
Did you select the right mic?
Did you put the... did you approve microphone?
Yes, let me just repeat, do you want me to do this? I don't know.
Pretty sure I did.
Allow microphone.
You can also do it on my phone too.
Yes, I can do it on my phone.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to remit the lobby though actually.
Oh, fuck.
Oh shit.
Wait, have you hit the replay button?
The replay button.
On the browser.
like the refresh no replay like I don't see that it just has error what but I
have I have my microphone selected like my right source oh fudge
it works it works everybody
oh yeah
check check check check check check
fool patrol
check check check check
am i supposed to hear it when i press replay
yeah you hear it
yeah yeah i'm gonna scream
it plays it on the screen
it's pool for you
on miss nyan's screen
yeah
yeah yeah yeah
check check
haha
okay all right all right
i think i can
can i show this even
even though the code is there
yeah yeah because there's that poor mouse mouse
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
End it.
Okay.
All right.
All right, bro.
Sorry for the hold up, guys.
Sorry for the hold up.
No, it's okay, bro.
Okay, all good.
Oh, good.
Yeah, I'm gonna start the game.
Yay!
All right, here we go.
Okay.
Your volume moves the ball off and down.
Get as many reps as you can.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh, fuck, I got a compressor on my mic, guys.
It's gonna fuck up.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
I'm gonna mute up.
I'm a fucking compressor on my mind bro, I just didn't go down enough.
I didn't budge.
I was screaming in my head off.
I didn't budge.
You have to scream and then not.
I was going, ah, ah, ah.
You're recording something.
You guys are like, oooh.
I'm mute to you guys.
You touch a hot stove.
I say like,
Perfect.
The sound of biting into something that's too hot.
Fuck, my mother's pussy, oh my god.
I'm a douche.
That sound.
Oh my god.
Sitting down making that noise.
Wait, I don't like that one.
The sound you make when you touch a hot stove.
Okay, let's do a looney tins.
Scream.
Perfect.
Perfect.
I'm ready.
Me too.
I'm really curious.
Okay.
Oh fuck, I was even fucking recording!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh Jesus.
Holy.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh thank you guys.
yeah
that was just a literal scream
that was
oh jesus
Oh
Oh
Oh my god!!
Check it check it check it check it!!
Oh my god dude!
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Oh my god bro!
It's just me!
Jesus!
Oh my god dude!
So dumb bro!
Check it check check check check....
Oh my god!
What the hell is that?
Oh my god
Your volume steers the snake?
Oh shit
Oh god
I'm gonna get the room with this one
Oh god, here we go
I
Did my compressing fails
Chat now goes to sound
I don't know what to say. Oh shit. It's so easier when I wasn't streaming because I
could just say wild shit but now I can't because everybody's watching me.
Uh, uh.
Everybody's watching me.
Don't say, I can say anything. A rude voicemail greeting. Uh.
Uh.
Okay, I would have been I would have been straight
I mean, oh god, uh, what the fuck?
What are your feet?
What the fuck?
Yeah, you're gay.
I wanna kill myself.
Oh my god!
That is pretty rude.
That would be fucking rude in my day bro.
That would be a rude awakening.
That would really change my day man.
That was a really...
crazy thing, man.
Wow, great.
So anyway, yeah, you're gay.
Oh, that's too classic.
Keep everything you got!
Keep everything you got!
Keep everything you got!
I'm gonna do a little jump.
One, two, three, four.
Come on, little cock.
Come on.
What is she saying?
I don't know what that is.
I didn't even touch his ear properly.
I'm gonna need him to call that my tape recorder.
Mmmmm.
Come on little cock.
Oh no.
Dude.
Soundboard.
jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet jet
This is so dumb
You'll fuckin' jump!
I'm gonna control it with my voice mirror
I guess I'll give it my best
I'll try
Ah!
Ah!
Mmmmmm
Wait, my gosh just fuckin' flipped
What? What is he doing?
My guy was just permanently clipping.
You can turn off the intermission by the way.
Okay, you gotta turn that off.
I could hear you screaming downstairs.
I'm so sorry! I was trying so hard!
Oh, Sue, you got to record me.
Oh, okay, okay.
Alright, I'm muted.
There's another one?
happy with my work I'm happy with my work
me too yeah I did as good as I can I was I did I did as best as I could we tried
all best
BEEEEIT!
DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH!
Let's grab th-
That is another bad break because they are not going to get mistakes.
That is another bad break.
It's a don't use words!
Don't use words!
Don't use words!
Oh Jesus Christ!
Holy shit!
Oh Jesus Christ!
Don't hate my Tarzan hell!
Yeah, it's not weird, it's Tarzan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm gonna be real with you.
It's not looking good.
Hahaha!
You're gonna have to show the jar up his ass.
He kept on sticking shit up his ass.
Hahaha!
Oh, fuck, that's an ice.
Oh shit, I really fucked up just sorry.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh Jesus.
Oh Jesus Christ.
This is so stupid, bro. This one goes hard, though.
Holy crap.
Captain, what's your status?
I'm gonna be real with y'all. It's not looking good.
Oh, shit.
It's too good.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit, Gamer.
Let's go.
Gapkin, what's your status?
Oh, fuck.
That's an ice.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh my god, bro.
Check, check, check, check, check, check.
I didn't even record that.
He's checking my mic.
Holy fuck.
Oh god.
I love you, bro.
It hurts, bro.
Oh my god.
You're ridiculous.
Oh my god, you're ridiculous.
Oh, that was just pretty good.
Oh, that one goes hard. That one's so good.
That was really good.
Oh my god.
You guys want to hit it one more time, now that we know that it's too long, it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Same player.
I think that's why I saved that.
Yeah, I wish we could just get those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too.
Alright.
I think it's Nea.
Yeah, he's like same place. Oh, I'm in the wrong window. I'm gonna close this just in case it leaks. I'm a mute stranger.
Wait, why? Same. Oh dude, you can do no intermissions in the options, bro. Oh
Yeah, do that, bro. Oh wait, how do I do that right now?
Oh
EE!
EEE!
EEEEE!
EEEEE!
OUCH!
UGHH!
UGHH!
Wait, it's like stuff, now you think stuff's on it?
OUch!
EEEEEE!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!
OUCH!
Guys mind us, Doc.
Dude, mine just doesn't go down.
Oh, it already started?
Yeah.
Yeah, it already started.
You're cheating!
You're cheating!
You're cheating!
You're cheating!
No, no, no, I didn't mean to do it!
You're cheating!
You're cheating!
I didn't mean to do it!
You cheated!
You're cheating the first round, Will.
I'm sorry, I didn't know I would immediately go into it.
Oh shit, okay, we're gone.
Heal if you're starless or start.
Oh, do you want to restart?
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.
Wait, uh...
I'm meeting Pat.
the
You should come here, you know, it's funny if you get you should see it and then you
should understand.
I mean, bro, I was surprised later.
No, I'm not a V2, but it's like they'll just see me fucking doing it.
Wait, so are you are you telling your chat what sound you're making?
I'm just making the sounds.
I'm like fully and I'm like what?
No.
I did the sound at first but then I was like you know what?
I feel weird because everybody's watching me so I'm in.
I like making them guess what I can possibly be doing.
Yeah, me too, me too.
The sound I'm making.
The art of surprise.
You'd have to go a different spot.
Stop.
Oh dude.
Oh my god.
Oh, my fucking my little friend.
You're gonna have to poop a different. You're gonna have to poop.
Why is this happening?
You're gonna have to poop.
You're gonna have to poop.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What is the good of it?
You're gonna have to poop.
You're gonna have to poop.
rooms
war
it
was
like some acid
Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!
No, not the fucking stupid jumping game.
I don't like the boring games, they're too hard!
I know, I mean it just doesn't work without like audio setup, it works on like a basic phone.
Yeah, I can't figure out how to like get it to work with my noise, dude!
Chech, Chech, Chech, Chech, Chech.
Chech, Chech, Chech.
...this and there but this.
What the...
I can't getress of fucking eat the shit
Fuck.
I'm stuck.
Damn it!
I don't know why mine worked that time.
I actually know where it is.
Yeah, you said like I'm not doing it
and then immediately started doing it.
It just somehow worked that time.
I couldn't even get it to move.
Hmm.
Oh, I see.
It'll make sense. It'll make sense, bro. It'll make sense. Trust me. Trust me. It'll make
sense. Okay. It'll make sense. It'll all make sense. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about
it loud equals funny it does no loud does equal funny it's true loud does
equals oh yes it'll hit me sorry yeah I'm loud I know I know April's going
I'm in dick mode on this dude. You can tell he's taking so long.
Sorry guys, I'm in dick mode. What am I supposed to do?
I'm looking up.
See! Nanny!
I'm down.
I
Don't climb down a fucking cave to the recall
Boosted every place I could possibly
That was impressive
What's that god
Oh that pop-hole, let me put in a ZIM.
Don't buy robots, please!
Ah, homework.
Don't you stick it up there now, it's dangerous.
This one was harder, it was like more of a ZIM.
Yeah
That was pretty even spread
That got me real
These parts are so good.
I need that in my alarm now bro.
I just fall back to sleep to it.
Wait what the fuck is this plane Arnold?
What the fuck?
I'm pressing it.
Oh no not this fucking thing here.
Oh this bullshit.
I can't do anything. I'm gonna be jumping. I don't know why. Yeah, same
What is going on a full stream bro, I don't fucking know
This is the game that was born to April
What is it really?
This is born for you screaming into my mic.
Yeah.
It's like, who's stimming it?
Beatboxing.
Oh my, oh my god it's asking to give us a buzz beatboxing we just talked about this!
I
I
Think to the worst profitable time, bro
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
I'm so curious about what everybody did for so few years.
Yeah, what the fuck did everybody... I know I just cooked it up.
April in the kitchen.
He's always the dude, the guy with the worst houses on fire in his writing.
And he's like, let him cook.
Guess how I was cooking.
Oh my god
What the fuck?
What the fuck how do you make all those sounds at once like that?
That was crazy!
That was impressive
What the fuck?
This is where my work falls off a cliff.
Look, then indeed, when the corner, thunder's wet.
I didn't have anything!
Oh god.
We had a little glut
Let's go down
On the path
It's the same.
Dude
I didn't have the anything
I didn't have anything
May we got a BBL
That's so funny
How do we do the same one?
Stop and cook banana!
DJ, she double hockey sticks.
Is DJ disrespecting the kids?
DJ gets to teach diaper dog.
Oh, she hit me.
What is that?
What the fuck was that on comedy?
Go DJ, go DJ.
I don't know, I had a keg, I had a keg
Oh my god, Brad, he sacrificed my sandy for points
God damn it, that was great, I was gonna replay it
Yes
Yeah, turn on it
Mary had a little glock, a little glock
I'm well six bad the stank coming at you with a hit single hot off the presses from its DJ disrespect
Mary had a tiny clam
and Mary had a tiny clam
How do we do the same song?
This is the hit that you can go as fast as you want
DJ Dapodog!
Mary had a tiny clam
and Mary had a tiny clam
and Mary had a tiny clam
OK, OK, now you...
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
Bro...
That...
That hurts my head
I'm laughing too hard.
That was so ridiculous, dude.
Check, check, check, check.
Holy snake, what gap does?
Oh my god, bro.
Like thousands.
That was so good.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, not, not, not.
Look at that gap, bro.
Look at that.
Look, bro.
Look at that.
Oh, no, I live in audio hell.
24-7.
You do?
Yes.
Well, you're always stimming.
Don't you stick out of there now.
It's crazy.
Don't you stick out of there now.
It's crazy.
Don't you stick out of there now.
It's crazy.
Don't you stick out of there now.
It's crazy.
Don't you stick out of there.
It's crazy.
Get up there now, it's dangerous.
I like to stim.
Don't you stim, get up there now.
You're gonna be crazy.
Dude, I need that as an alarm, bro.
Me too.
I wanna wake up.
I need that.
What the fuck?
Oh, God.
That was fun.
Well, what else they got?
Yeah, what are the other games?
Yeah, what else they got?
Anything good?
You tell us, bro.
It's that one's good that one's sounds really good. Yeah, well it is
We're all my stomach hurts from laughing. Oh
Chat any other good ones dominate. Yeah, we're a good ones for shenanigans
Legend of trivia
What's your say
Oh fuck fuck.
That one goes hard.
Make it till you make it.
I'll tell you what it kinda is, head to head.
20 minutes.
Drawing and writing.
Drawing.
Oh god.
Uh oh.
What the fuck could that be?
Name your cookie.
Oh okay okay.
Alright.
Dominate or cookie house those are the those are good ones
Or do minute what's this for you do and head riding take something nice
Okay, okay, yeah, let's do that one. I'm just this is a classic. Yeah, this is a classic
Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it co-op like a really cursed edition of this
I guess not be afraid to be really really cursed
What's really freaky?
I told you I was a fan of you, I told you
I should have my screen right?
I should have my screen right?
I hid my screen
I didn't hide him
I'm hiding
Oh, where you with the buggy, the buggy
That was a code
Alright alright
I'm in now, if the game is full, you can still join the audience at jackbox.tv.
Okay, I can just screen now, I guess.
Okay, you can show it?
It's okay?
Yeah, I believe so.
Yeah, it's gonna be fine.
There we go.
You join the audience chat.
I'm scared.
I'm on the audience chat.
Yeah.
Hey, come on.
I guess we can just start, right?
Because that little people can join you while they're doing it.
It's alright.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Start it up, man.
Okay.
I'm curious about this.
Alright boneheads, let's go!
Hey, I'm Jim Reaper, welcome to Dominate, a game where it feels so good to be so bad.
Ha ha!
Cool?
You know what's fun?
Ruining things!
Bro!
What is going on?
What is happening?
Wow!
Holy!
This guy is so grown!
Nice!
And add something to ruin it!
I'm good at this!
Anything you want!
Oh that's nice!
This is what my mom said I did at every family gathering!
Yeah!
Or something like this!
Oh my gosh!
And that's how do-
Like exactly what I've specced into!
You're going to ruin two things in this first round!
One that you choose and one that's been selected for you!
You might notice that you have both thingies on your device start with whichever one you want then hit submit when you're done with both
If you're a real lazy bones, I can't think anything you can press the ruin for me button
I'll give you a joke on the house. No
Oh
Okay, you'll see two thingies on your screen. Okay wonder wreck
All right, all right, all right
You're a little tech deck bro. What's your say?
Who these are some good ones you have your main pick
But you also have a second one that one of your little buddies picked to ruin too. Oh
What?
How did you get messy?
Remember, you're being judged on who ruined these bests.
Also, you know, it's a joke game, so make it funny for me.
How long do we have?
Oh, nah.
I don't know, your friends.
100 seconds.
OK.
Oh, god.
All right, I'm done.
Oh, god.
You done already?
Yeah
My god, this is all just for phone guys by the way
What's your right? Let me do it. I do these in fast, but I could do uh a preface
Just for phone guys. That's for fun having a giggle guys
Just a joke guys
halfway mark bone bags oh god okay oh bro my brain is blanking
we didn't get all get the same prompts did we I don't think so I don't know
Come on, come on, don't overthink it!
Oh my god.
The hell, what the hell did April put down?
Oh dude, what kind of storm are they?
Alright.
Oh, two things to do, okay, okay.
Let me do the diction action figure.
I
Should slide me better organized
Brand new computer.
Oh.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Holy shit!
It's the same thing again!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm trying to ruin it!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro!
I'm trying to ruin it!
It's gonna have to ruin it.
That's too good.
Not eating out of the dune popcorn bucket.
Just in the way that it's written.
Oh, gosh.
Nothing good about that.
What are you doing?
I don't know
Oh no
Oh dear
That's just a much mess. No problem there.
They set us up for that one, bro.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
That is not fair.
You just got some prompts on your device
to write two things down that you like or are a fan of.
Oh.
Put in anything.
Could be a movie or your favorite place.
A buttered toast.
You can answer the questions on your device
or ignore them and just write anything to bring you joy.
This is a prompt. It's gonna go to somebody else
Okay, okay, and try and ruin it for you
If you really love nothing press the gimme one button, and I'll give you something to love
Yeah, yeah, I don't think we troll this one. I think it's like
Okay, okay.
Okay, um, way easier than riding a Bat-Prompt.
Did you guys ride something serious?
Of course, yeah, yeah, that's funny.
I'm just like setting people up now choose one of the thingies to ruin for the
player listed on your device okay you know the player listed next to each
product use any and all information you have on them to ruin it for them now
I'll just ruin it any old way you want.
I'm not your mom, get creative.
Ah, okay.
This is hard.
What the fuck is this?
This is these prompts are ridiculous
This is hard
Oh my god, this is really hard
Halfway mark bone bags
Oh my god, I should fuck.
Dude, I don't have anything.
I don't.
They come down on blank, but...
These ones are...
These ones are short.
They're so obscure.
Tic-tac!
Tic-Tac!
Tic-Tac!
I don't know what to write, sir.
Fine, I'll just send it.
I don't know, dude.
No, no, no, no!
I didn't send it!
I didn't send it! My last one!
Oh my gosh!
That's too good!
Dammit!
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what else to do
I haven't had time
Oh, I'm sorry
I don't have fucking time
Add their thing, Eruind
I can't ruin the Backstreet Boys
It's already so good
No, I keep hope to ruin
I wonder what's next
Oh, God
Uh-oh
Ha ha ha ha
Get it
Ha ha ha ha
The first one is a good night to me bro
Yeah that sounds like a party
What the fuck is a good night bro What did my vote knock out matter what the hell
I double it
Can you not vote for her?
when they're on it I mean I double that as a bomb plus
ohhhhhh
you okay?
do it with me
okay this is gonna go
oh no
good job, dude
That is, that does ruin it, that does ruin it.
There we go.
Oh shit.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, please do repeat.
Why?
Dude, that's stupid.
Oh my god. Holy shit, bro. Oh my god. Oh no, mate. You don't know how true that is.
You have no idea. I have no idea what to do with the birds.
Holy shit. Jesus Christ, dude. Bro, my face hurts.
Move my camera, I'm too lazy. I'm coming over there.
God
The third for round three you're gonna receive a couple things that were ruined in previous rounds
Oh, no scenario you want to unruin?
Okay
Okay, I'll honor in this problem. I
Should have thought about it more to take something right away
away. Oh, but that means you can get the prompt that I put. I just need to do tricks
with the tag stack man. How does he do that?
Yeah, do trick.
Hmm, come on.
Do a fuckin' flick man. Do a flick.
I don't even know what I picked.
You're gonna add something to save this disaster.
Oh, what the fuck?
You're gonna go up against another player to see who unruined it best.
Oh, remember, you're unruining these things in a funny way.
You're still trying to make your buddies laugh and not trying to actually fix these scenarios.
I don't know.
Did I cut the fuck out of you?
What is this prompt, man?
I should've taken something else.
the
day and I would have known this was gonna be a desire to pick something else
the
your focus and the time that can that's
this will be so hard to some of your you'll think it
of
a lot of love and thought
of a man, don't overthink it
that
the
I don't know.
Oh, one second left.
Oh, fuck.
I have no idea what the fuck even bro, that was tough.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
What?
Who on earth wants to beat Uber?
Me too. Me too.
Is that unruly?
That's the question.
I don't know.
How does this work?
That is so dumb.
Yeah, you're still a little VTuber.
I'm sorry.
I wish we were smiling genuinely.
Okay.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Okay?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh!
What is this?
What is that?
Oh!
Is that safe?
Is that?
It makes you more wholesome!
Oh, shit.
I made it bad though. I didn't do a good.
No way.
That is definitely worse.
That's the only way.
Hold on. I like how it works.
I actually didn't know what it really was.
No, don't pull to the door.
I've liked him, I've liked him a lot.
You can beat him if it was fun to you.
Oh god.
Oh no.
Whoa.
I don't know what else.
We're keeping the Ellie border.
I don't know what else.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
You can't say no to that, bro.
That's true.
You can't say no to Ellie.
I'm gonna say no to Ellie. She'll get really mad.
How's it all shaking out?
it all shaken off. Oh man. Oh then here's the next man. Oh shit. And here comes my new
bestie. Oh you're the bestie. Time to enjoy. Oh thank you. I'm the bestie. You're gonna
go to hell. Oh my. Honest good at ruining things I guess. You're the best at ruining
things amongst us bro. I was telling you to ruin things man. That one was pretty
good. That was pretty good. Oh that was pretty good. Two for two? Two for two? Yeah yeah.
They're pretty good. Do you want to try any of the other ones? One final game?
Should we try one final one? Yeah. Let's see what else they got.
Yes!
Oh man, my face hurts!
My head hurts from laughing!
What's the other bottom two? What are those? Out loud play?
In my density
Alright, they have another question for you guys
That's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like
Twivio
Twivio!
What's this knowledge? I mean, that's classic
That's pretty cool
I'd say either cookie or trivia, I guess.
I'd say cookie.
How long does the legend of trivia take?
20 to 30 minutes.
I don't know, I'm down for whatever.
What do you guys feel?
Cookie house, I guess could be funny.
Here, let's try cookie house.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, got a much less green, right?
Yeah.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Okay, let's have a look at the code.
Oh, righty.
PXFT.
Oh, you need to...
Whoa.
Oh, we have to make an avatar.
We have to make a cookie.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh
Whoa, what I think on it? Whoa
Yeah, let's let's make up
Make a nice and jump
You're screaming man. You're screaming too hard.
Is that cookie goat seat?
Oh my god.
I love how surprised it was.
Oh my god man yours is horrific.
Jesus. Alright, start it up.
All right
Jesus means is terrified. Come on in. I just heard it. I graze just her inner demons
Cookie house my angels
I'm so excited to have you join our unpaid team
Your is simple in a bit a customer is going to cut in an ask her a type of cookie
Something like these three creatures or hunky cars, and then you'll decorate your version of that cookie
Oh, I shit a little.
Weird, but that's part of the jollification.
Draw anything you want.
Give yourselves a tickle as you vote on your favorites.
The winning cookie will be given to our beloved customer.
It's fun.
I need you to tell people it's fun here, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
I need to help this woman.
Crazy.
Okay.
Okay
Boston children's voice, okay, okay
Okay, okay, uh, okay
Dude, I picked a car and I feel like it's not that color
Oh fuck yeah, I got this shit
I got this.
Oh my god, this is tough dude.
Okay, hurry though!
Name your cookie?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Yeah
I'm a cooked waiting guys in a long way one chat. Sorry. I fucking literally cook
Won't you think of your poor mask cookie
Just a little cookie monster.
He's making me hungry for the cookies.
I'll be back to chastise you later.
Oh.
Oh, nerd.
What the hell?
Well, the waiting on the ball is actually so good. What the fuck?
That's supposed to go here, eh?
Fuck me up, I'll know it.
Oh, dude.
Oh, mate.
That's so bad.
He likes it.
He likes it, bro. He wants to take it home.
There's still time to catch up, but remember that's company
Okay, this is so stupid.
This is...
I need inspiration.
I
Fuck this up. Yeah, mine's already fucked up, dude
This is so bad, I don't know how to salvage this
Yeah, it like layers on man.
Yeah I know.
But I don't know how to tell this to you.
Oh mate, just dreadful this.
Oh, god, for that.
I want it!
Fuck!
God!
Oh no, bro.
Oh, fuck it, I'll just die.
What the hell did you draw?
What is this?
You were about to send it.
I mean, it's just a drawing.
It's a drawing.
Alright, fuck it, send it.
I think this should be a kid's rejected mask.
This one might not make it to the pier over here.
It's a joke, right, Mars?
Yeah, yeah.
What did she do?
I'm worried about Mars, is my ask.
I
Oh my god!
I think I know which one is Naskas!
Oh my god!
It's a book!
It's very floral.
Alright, alright, alright.
You guys just a mask, hello?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a- it's very floral.
From your part.
Alright, alright, alright.
Oh my god.
Big slut, Slippery Puss.
Peter Gryffin is so good.
It's so disgusting.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh, Jesus.
Who's this?
Who cares who I lost to Lois until I put on the map?
What does that mean?
Not sure.
Just think of something funny to fill in the blank and what the customer ordered now boot scoop boogie
What the fuck?
Maybe colored lines
okay this is a work
I don't know if this will work
Fuck, what the hell is this idea?
Where's my PC spinning?
I can hear a whirling doing this fucking drawing.
Oh...
Oh my god.
I would like to be deleted from this game.
Oh...
I'm not proud of my work.
Dory is hard.
Dory is hard, man.
He is.
I'm not proud of what I just put out.
I'm not happy with it, but you know what, we'll make it work.
There's nothing to be proud of here, boys.
I'm just cooking up, I've done about a full shit.
10 seconds left.
You got it all.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Wow, 1 second left.
You made this?
Oh!
Ooh!
Yeah, this is great!
How am I supposed to choose?
I love all of these.
I love them, dude.
They're so good.
The friendly yet.
It just makes me feel good, though.
I love DBW, Mr. Mime.
So warm.
What the fuck?
I don't understand the prompt.
I like them both.
Get those votes and you're done.
They combine to tell a story.
They actually do.
They actually do.
Beautiful story.
Oh my god.
It's so fun you're all keeping score haha very cool and useful.
Very cool.
That's same kind of condescending.
Yeah, that made me that made my heart hurt
Oh, okay
What?
Make it low budget
What?
Wait!
Aaaaaaah!
Uh...
Oh?
I picked our own cookie or something.
Uh...
I don't know.
I guess any of them...
God!
Okay...
I really know what to do.
with you? Yeah I don't know what would make it a cool budget.
Right. This is kind of a bad game I feel like this one in particular. Yeah, this one is
tough. Cause like a lot of these cookies are like fully drawn on, there's not like a lot
of room to add to anything. Yeah. Oh god I can't undo this. Oh no.
Oh
Yeah
Wish I could undo a little bit more and retry it, but
Whoa
Y'all hear that yeah
Had nothing good brah I just sent it
I like the way they made the icing look though, like it looks kind of cool.
Yeah, this is what I do, I get fat.
Don't forget, you gotta call that cookie something!
Uh...
They're not better, but they are...
There's always that game for this though, there's always like two that really get in
the collection, and then three that are like, mmmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was gonna make a different balls, sensor.
Fair enough.
I was going to make a dick in balls, censor.
Fair enough.
I think so too.
That was always going to prove you're a joke.
It's slow hanging through.
I had to get points from that, bro.
I had to get points.
Oh my god, that's terrifying. Where'd you get this? Oh my god. What am I looking at?
What the fuck? Oh my god. The Mosey cover is crazy.
Are you kidding me?
Yes!
Yeah, I'm kidding.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm kidding.
Let's see who made the number go up the most.
Oh.
Alright.
Oh, we don't know.
Look at this!
Oh?
Oh, shit!
Mr. Dog!
Shit, I guess I got the wrong skills here.
Oh, I'm so impatient!
Maybe a cookie uh, cookie shop in the future?
I'm a friendly Yowie Man special? Friendly Yowie Man Saturday?
I'm good, no more cookies for me.
Yeah, I'm all full of cookies.
Okay, I could possibly have another.
My tummy hurts.
The C and C dog stands for cookie.
Fuck me if that was my masterpiece, bro.
Fuck me up. No, no dude. The peter griffon is one. This is your masterpiece
Look out, it's so cruddle
His eyes are like that
Holy fag, laura
The M.E.T.O.
It's so terrible
Oh god
What's with the yogurt?
I love the face of that one
It's so vivid in yogurt dude
Whoa
Uh, it's an angel.
Yeah, it is an angel.
It is a dude.
Dude.
I'm gonna fap for that later, I think.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Got me!
That's his move.
Let's have a group wink to the fuck me up with all my emotions.
Let's schedule it on Google calendars.
Yeah, let's schedule it on Google calendars.
That's Mace, a group one player.
Mr9DBW, that's a tasteful cookie right there.
That is a tasteful.
I wish I could delete.
I love it.
I love it.
I thought it was good.
I fucked his head up.
I kind of gave him all the time for the lava.
That's kind of cute how it's on fire.
fire trunk
I didn't know
oh jesus
the bomb
I can get that gradient
yeah that's crazy
look at his shading
I know
that's impressive
I feel when I have a migraine
give me that
well boys
I am very tired
That was fun thought yeah, that was so fun. Thank you all for the games. That was
That was a goddamn hook us
Seriously cool well, we gotta play some games again soon guys soon. Yeah, maybe you got your cyclophone coming up next week, right?
Yeah, next week today next week today, okay? Okay? Yeah
We'll be rooting you on bro. Yeah, we all finish maybe we can play some games and then then it'll be time to
Come there Los Angeles for the cafe
Yes, yes
lol
What's going to be so funny?
Yeah yeah yeah if we literally have it in writing, he signed a contract and everything
is called out to all of us.
Dude, you never break your promises do you bro?
No, you never do.
But Peter Griffin does.
Hey Lois, I can't focus
That's not true Peter Griffin would never break a promise.
You know
Who gives a fuck about that guy?
We want Mr.Dog. We want Mr.Dog states side.
Mr.Dog, let's see how it goes.
Okay, we'll see, we'll see.
Well, if you can't make it, which I don't think, I mean I don't think you would not be able to
but if you can't, we'll just have to eat a portion for you bro.
You're a portion for me. You're a portion of wings me 42
Only almost time for my monthly wings that's real. I got you
It's just not right you do it at me
Dude, you know next time you can't we're breaking the record
Yeah, yeah, we're hitting 43 bro next time. I'm gonna hit 43 dude. I'll do it
I will. I will. I'm scared of what I can do.
You're training out in Japan like Kobayashi men. Learning the ancient technique of...
I throw the wing every day. No swallow, no chew.
You just dunk it in water.
It just goes.
Hell yeah. Well I look forward to bringing the record man.
I'll leave you guys to it.
back, alright well if we don't know we'll probably talk to you before the
psych is on but if not bro, best of luck brother. Sounds good, sounds good, thank you guys.
We'll speak soon, see you guys later. GG's. Later everybody. Thanks for coming y'all.
Thanks for playing. Please tell us. Bye bye bye bye bye bye. Bye bye bye bye bye bye. Later. Later. Bye bye.
Hello. Hello.
Alright, I wanna do one more Slay the Spire run before I go off.
We're gonna play Slay the Spire?
No, I wanna do one before I go off.
With me?
If you're down.
I guess we can play.
Umm, fuck yeah dude.
I guess we can play Slay the Spire.
this fire boys. Hold on. Let's say my my steam deck hasn't saved. Let me let me open it real quick.
This is right in front of me so I don't know why it wasn't saved. Should we sit now?
Spire T!
Wait, make sure my device is synced.
You know how?
Huh?
Oh, bye bye, Aethel's chat.
Bye bye, Aethel's chat.
BA BA BA!
Okay, I'm connected.
Maybe I should just quit.
What's up?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know either.
How do you make sure your things sync chat?
I do know.
Steam cloud up today?
Oh yeah, maybe you click the steam cloud button?
Err, on the device or?
No, on steam. There's like a cloud status.
Well, put the app in the deck and check file conflict.
Sure.
Cloud.
to
restart my steam on PC but I'll fix it
as NASA's my choir
who knows bro
what on the street
yo thank you for the raid Mr. Aethel
yes
I think it's fine, but
Hello, hello, maybe this is better
Hello, yeah, hello, I'd sing it's fixed now. Okay nice
Dude Raiders
You're rated I think right
I go rated
Why is it not popping up on my thing?
I am, because your thing is broken, broken!
It doesn't show me raised anymore.
Shit is broken!
Shit is broken!
Alright.
Before I do a stream I need a cup of tea, not a stream.
Before I do slays by a cup of tea.
Hmm.
Because we're on like a sentient light, fucking high.
We actually need to invade the lobby.
What a fucking high ass sentient chat.
We made it pretty freaking high.
My little run.
We're on 7 boys.
We're on 7.
I don't know.
I don't freaking know boys.
Dude, a full thank you so much for the raid man. Oh there it go, it came through. Thank you so much
I hope you had fun today. That was a lot of fun. The Jackbox is insane as well
All right, oh wait, okay I messaged Pete as well
He said he can join us if we wait 15 minutes.
If he wanted.
Or he said we could just run it.
I'm gonna move down forever.
What are you feeling?
Am I feeling it?
I need to come see anyway, so I'll be right back.
Baby sit, Chad.
Baby sit.
There's such
Sorry, hold on just messing with something. I'm really quick
Oh my god, I'm gonna do something really bad.
You can't.
Huh!
Hmm.
Okay, sorry.
I'm like, messing with my shit.
Okay, you don't know what I mean.
I'm messing with something here.
I'm just messing with my shit.
She's dorky.
I'm not dorky!
I'm not joking! It's time for Slay the Spire! Slay the Spire time! It's time for Slay the Spire!
Are you ready for Slay the Spire?
Your cookie was so funny, thanks.
You talking about my cookie?
Apologies cookies. I think my cookies were dumb.
We're going to play some spires right now.
We're going to play a splire.
We're going to play a splire now.
We're going to play a splire.
Girl's Cookie.
I'm going to splay the splire.
Guys, I'm on top of Conor, but I have 79 hours to splay the splire.
And it's not because I was playing it a lot, it's because...
I accidentally fell asleep playing splay the splire.
And that's how I got 79 hours. I fell asleep playing it.
And... I woke up and I was like, ahhh!
I forgot to close it. I fell asleep right in the middle of the game.
I fell asleep in the middle of the game, love.
Boo!
No Connor, he won't mind.
Does he sleep for 7-9 hours, yep, ok, it happened more than once, ok?
I thought I got so high.
Ugh.
So...
Keep the secret, Chad.
Keep the secret.
Keep the secret.
Keep the secret.
what's secret my secrets my secret should I be on this side or the other side
hmm
oh
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ah ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
flashy thingy
oh boy bros oh boy oh boy bros
Oh yeah the blind mouse collection yes yes yes we have a merch drop with agent ink.
The blind mouse collection is pretty sick artwork.
If you're interested there are a couple of items there available until April 3rd.
It's a little goosebill. Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.
It's a little goosebill. Blah blah blah.
Yeah, it rolled black.
Yeah, get it for your collection if you want.
There's a lot of merch coming up soon though.
Pretty crazy how much merch is coming out
Like collaboration
I'm actually trying to work on like a more permanent line of merch due right now it's
mostly collab drops with various people and uh also uh there was also an announcement
a while back ago I signed with Jax Pacific so that's gonna happen soon in 2027 I think
So, you'll see!
Very exciting!
If you still like me next year...
If you still like me next year...
There's something for you if you still like me next year.
If you don't like me next year then...
Just regard my message.
Just regard my message if you don't like me.
You're over under 4 years, what?
Nice!
Yeji, how many?
Fire Teaser was on the right out there, voice 3, Neighbor the Raid.
Did you remember the song?
Hey, do you also remember that it's 10 years old today?
I remember this moment of time in Kpop holy shit.
I was listening to EXO... EXO.
What's Volcano?
Huh?
Isn't she much Volcano?
No, not too much Volcano.
EXO!
What?
Egg soul.
I don't know how much Connor knows about Kpop.
What's up Egg soul?
He knows, but he doesn't know.
Like, he couldn't name a member.
Uh, drink it!
Are you wrong?
Yeah, sure!
Drink it!
Why are you naming BTS members?
Oh I was getting confused. John XO! John XO!
John XO!
Hey! I'm singing here! That's what he says right? John XO?
I'm doing the thing!
I was playing when I put this part of the day, it's a massive video check because I
had this uh, I duplicated like, I got the clone thing where you can clone a card at
every rest site and then I also got the 10 so I can do rest smith and clone and I
had like 120 of these cards that cost zero and do damage and draw so I was
just like don't don't don't don't don't the game was so easy right there I think
this is broken it breaks the game
Oh, I didn't have big ping pong, that would have gone crazy.
Can I actually get ping pong?
I can play ping pong some less, bro.
Ping pong is overrepresented in so many games.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm gonna play a bunch of the Necromancer.
Yeah?
Yeah. I think, I think Necromancer, I mean, I think Silent is still the most broken.
But I think Necromancer is the second most broken.
It seems always really easy to get the necromancer to like work.
There's so many ways the necromancer can work, whereas I think like...
The other characters struggle a little bit more.
I like the silent, but I also like the defects.
The defects are pretty good as well.
Let me just let this part out to your tier list.
I learned how to play with my ball.
Yeah, yeah, I should
What's a tiller how can I do this?
To this is just four entries
Bye. Bye. Oh my god. Yeah, but I need a visual
Why don't you see it? You can you can name it on your hand. No, I need a visual individual. It's almost to make this
It's my two list all the more this class
No
What's the...
I can't find a character list, why, there's only five, how's this...
Know what?
What?
I appreciate you.
Oh, I got a sneeze.
What's up?
What's new?
What's up?
What's new?
What's up?
What's new?
You sure you do?
I'm done.
Ugh.
No.
What's up?
What's new?
I found slay the spy characters, but not slay the spy 2 characters.
This is the worst one.
Oh my god.
Maud sent me the list.
What about?
What about what?
I think we're going to make a tweet on his birthday.
Is he here?
Uh.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think so?
It depends.
the pens if he needs if he needs Twitter ad-ref you know I know what his
birthday is
Order it.
I want to eat McDonald's.
Oh.
I want to eat McDonald's.
You think I can eat McDonald's this week?
You think I can eat McDonald's this week?
You think I can eat McDonald's this week?
Oh, could you switch calls?
Oops.
Oh
Yeah, why not try it
Just like 15
And then for them to mean Pete
Get it then
I'm going to get it.
No one's stopping you.
You're stopping me.
I'm not.
Pete say something.
I'm saying like why stop me if...
I think you should get like 30.
30 Kpop meals.
I want the Kpop Demon Hunter meal.
You guys ready for extension 10?
Don't get meals.
Don't eat.
Don't have fun.
say you do it I think I'm gonna do it and I'll eat it on stream well I'll eat it
on stream all right sure okay all right what we're trying to say that's gone did
I'm gonna have the biggest sovereign blade you've ever effing seen okay all
All right, attention seven boys. Let's see what we can do.
I'm bitchin' seven shit. I should have gone back to Iron Chad.
I don't know what I'm thinking.
Ooh, gain one card.
I'm going to Doom build.
Here, one random potion.
That's it. Let's just I got the biggest drill you've ever seen
Hmm
Okay, so I should do a few disclaimers here. I didn't know this was like nerd alert back seating agent on my right
I didn't know you were checking what I picked
Hi, I check the team's power. I am in like ascension to on my solo playthrough and you're gonna know what the teams up to
So I know I win calm
Oh, it's getting too elite for me. We have win cons now. You have win cons, bro. Heavenly drills are win con. Oh
Shit, here we go
You datamined you're you're one of us. I didn't mind you used to be a gamer now. It's oh now
Friends
I was gonna know when calm
Are you kidding me? I was born with like a default win kind of life
I just win. It's just I believe shit. I should have known better than the question
Oh my god robot mouse hello, am I robot?
You were robot for a second. I only drill how much that do you? Oh, that's could be big though
Yeah, I don't want to take
Wait, no, hold on, it's 8.
Well, no, it's not that much, no.
It's 8.16.24, it's not bad.
But he's also vulnerable, too.
I'm going to fucking just get his ass.
Wait, you might have killed him.
I could have killed him.
I thought we could have killed him, right?
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, whatever, we kill Max, turn it on.
Got his ass.
Friends, wing together.
Oh, I got a good potion
You know what oh, why didn't you go okay?
Go now
Go piss girl
Go piss girl
Crush under I like that. Sorry. I'm just back sitting. I just like knowing what cards. Yeah, no, just shake take a look
Let me pop the hood open
You know
You know in the history of playing I don't think I've ever clicked on what the hell you were doing
Man in the foxhole when we're in some war you're gonna be like you reload like that
What am I scoffal
Hmm
Damn
You'd be load like that for real mask got two pretty good relics, so
You got the game one reward and one potion Wow really pushing about out there, excuse me. I got heavenly drill from that
Okay, you need a way to get for energy that's now the play why stop at four
True, well I go to the moon.
Is it good to be there?
Um, let's not get into specifics, okay?
No.
Why not?
Because, dude, I, okay, so this morning, here's the good news, is that I've been eating healthy
the whole week.
But, uh, today was a exercise while walking day because I took an undeseed sakura for
the first time.
Okay, I mean, that's way better than giving.
this awesome dude showed up we were like on the street that had like fifty trees
and
uh... they're all in bloom the pink petals are falling
and i wanted to get a family photo and it's not hard to like get somebody in
japan to say excuse me to take a picture of us
this one i i got like
the director of photography for like scores a z-films
but was all let me take seventy photos
and you know it's not good enough it's not good enough we gotta do it again
And I knew I was like, I got lucky when he had like some A7S2 Mock 3 on his hip, taking
like professional photos.
And I was like, oh baby, he was like, take two steps forward, let me get this.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Perfect shots.
Sam, that's good.
Yeah.
And then I said, he said, what's your job?
And I said, uh, this is depressing, I was like, I was like, I just streaming and my wife,
she did like daycare and this little guy, he's unemployed.
He doesn't do anything and then the guy was like, I'm unemployed too.
Oh, no, I was I was like, well, he's a baby.
Like he can't work.
I might hire him for taking just cool glamour shots as I'm walking around town
cause he nailed it.
Damn.
Cool dude though.
Was the soccer game?
It looked like it's it blew really early.
Oh yeah.
It was extraordinary.
And it was like this mega street where they, they do the special thing where they put,
they line up the soccer does on both sides.
So it's just cinema.
Damn.
Absolute cinema voice.
And then in classic Chris fashion yesterday, I was, I was going to go to the gym, but he
goes, hello, man, what are you doing today?
I said, oh, no, man, I'm just showing you guys who wants to make an amazing video.
I go, uh, how many people have declined so that I get this call right now?
So I said, okay, let's do it.
And he was like, great, I'll meet you in this.
I'll come to your neck.
And I said, all right.
And I said, uh, well, how much time do we have before this video is due?
He's like, tomorrow.
What?
So we filmed the video and then I think he edited it all night.
Oh my God.
When's it going out?
Like today, like, I think it's going to be a lot.
Oh my God.
It's not like a it's not like a YouTube video. It was a fun little advertisement that we made for for a product and it was I really enjoyed doing it, but
We shot it wrote it and he edited it all in one single day
Yeah, wow
Yeah, when he's motivated like that book will get written
He's fast when he's motivated
Just look at the cyclothons history. It's like day one through nine
You have to beg for him to get on the bike by the last five days. He is like an Olympian
Yeah, he's motivated
It's self into like that shape where he's like I will lead the vanguard
He doesn't he doesn't he's he's like Reggie Geas, bro. So slow start he gets better
How was the test yesterday
Yeah, it was good plenty of issues, but you know better they get those now than later on the mics randomly stopped working
I don't know so I think we maybe fixed it. I don't know I
Should get a bunch of wires. I think from Amazon again by another million usb's
What was the mics you were using the um, yeah, okay, DJI. Yeah, I don't know they just stopped working
Wow, that's stupid. Yeah, they were like
um just all crackly and then paul had the exact same ones and we swapped to his and
they worked fine and mine were brand new i got them out of the box i wonder if uh paul
sabotaged the mines he goes hello he goes out these are the goods can you get me in
touch with the tts people by the way i'm on it asap i'm gonna get it ready to pack up
I'm maunee.
Alright, thank you.
Yeah, well, so here's the thing.
So the TTS people that I worked with before that made it,
that was when I was with, you know who?
Okay.
So I need to figure out a way to contact them.
Oh.
Yeah, but coffee's working on it, so don't worry.
Okay, yeah, I mean, isn't we can get a steering wheel, that'd be nice.
Yeah, because like all my stuff was set up through, uh, not me before and like...
Right.
I'm slowly getting stuff...
Sure.
Why do you have like V-Shoger as Voldemort, by the way?
Huh?
You got like V-Shoger as Voldemort.
Fuck V-Shoger!
Oh yeah, you don't have to...
We'll know you're talking about it, you said it.
Well, maybe because I just don't want to say it!
I gotta move on, bruh.
Sigh...
Listen, I'm a lady.
A lady who can have the coral.
You do?
Yes, we do.
Maybe I don't want to mention their name every five seconds because then it gets fucking clipped, Connor!
And then it gets fucking...
And you're vo-mo-asked, where to put it, and it gets clipped?
They put it in the thumbnail!
They don't they don't they don't even bother me and I don't even say it
They're gonna make a clip now cuz now you made it
Of course they're gonna make a clip out of an hour. It's gonna be a clip and all this
If you hold up people are gonna go all over the place and go crazy
I only talking about bro, that's that's the same code
You were right the first time I get to stick with fuck V. So Joe. That's good man. Fuck is that it bug them?
Did I make it you yeah, you clever man?
What?
What if you weak?
Oh, wait, how much do you have?
Three plus?
Oh.
They have no ink on it, V-Show Joe.
I have?
Remember that damage?
You have one damage.
Wait, do you block the damage, Pete?
Block the damage, got it.
Yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Playing clean boys.
Akele's still in the collab on...
Okay, let me get rid of him.
No, I can't.
Let me get...
Let me eliminate him.
He is eliminated. Mr. Peter has been invited although he's not you're not live right? No, I'm not. I'm just sitting
You're going live right now
You're gonna go right now and you're gonna go live. Watch out. Don't you chill chill chill before you hit him
I'm just saying
You're doing like you hear like very fine man. What is this?
Oh my god, if you told okay, if I didn't know you about to give dicko mode, you know, I would have locked the fuck in
Okay, wait a minute. Let me see here. I suck at this game deal 12 damage. I don't know what that even means
All this
So that's awesome. No, so to put a little button on it Paul was like, don't worry
I've got some backup mugs right here, and he saved the day yeah, well, that's you know the point. Yeah, I mean
You can watch I'm and Paul
He is any man Paul he Mike man Paul camera man Paul
Shut the door man. All right eight damage. I'm not afraid of this shit. I'm gonna have any
Holy wait, how do you seven?
But don't worry about me check my win cause oh, bro. No, I'm back sitting
Oh
Then that had me drilled big dude and because uh you got you you did the genius to no mask of the models like it's vulnerable
That's just it. I have like you knew that you knew the vulnerable was then you went for it. That's so big
Tell you the goat
11
11
11
11
11
11
11
11
11
When I ripped my heavenly drill off the top.
Oh dude that would get big.
Oh it's very so sick.
That's where they go.
It's like oh my god I didn't get it.
I'm going to 18 more to kill it.
Oh that's not cool.
Okay, I'm fine.
Alright, I got you boys.
I
Can't see
Hmm, okay, we should hit up the shop. I know we're gonna double shop which does kind of suck but
It's better
Could you get
Yeah, I like the gun it finish your deck up. Yeah, I like I like that aspect a lot and
It's so good against bosses when you can just get rid of all your strikes.
What's that mouse?
Nothing.
I'm just trying.
No, it's in the shelf.
Ooh, you like that?
I have- I don't have any money.
Yeah, we're gonna hit another shelf as well, which sucks.
Oh wait, wait, hold on a minute, I wasn't ready yet.
Sorry.
I don't know, let's check this.
Uh oh, we're going elite. Alright.
Yeah, but we have like, potentially three rests after this, so...
We can upgrade our...
Alright.
Apparently there's supposed to be less rest stops in this Ascension too.
I don't know about all that.
Hmm.
What do you think, Mas?
Between ricochet and sucker points, but I'm probably gonna pick ricochet.
I don't know.
Don't have to buy a car, we're gonna have another shop as well.
Don't tell me what to do!
Uh, okay.
I'm a woman in America.
You're so, would you say, delicate or dainty? What was the word you used earlier?
What?
you said that you were like oh wait did you have
I forgot the word already demure you said demure
I'm gonna weaken all of them. Oh shit. Okay. There's zero this time
So do whatever you can do all your damage boys. Oh
Wow, that was big what the fuck
Big damage
What did you do? This is crazy.
He's got a front.
The guy in the front?
Yeah, bro. Cook him.
Oh! Void form.
Are you going void form?
Oh, I got it for this round.
Holy shit, we're cooking.
The first two cards you played, turn are free.
Oh, we can...
Do you think Connors demure? Or kind?
Why is the answer yes?
He didn't even answer!
Did his... no?
I didn't get an answer.
The guy in the... I'd say this guy here, the third one.
The shield is the weakest if you're gonna hit.
If you're gonna hit, obviously.
Third one?
Yeah, cause his shield is lost.
Yeah, this guy.
yeah
oh he's so close to being dead this time there he is he's dead now
fuck yeah okay i think this thing would handle pretty well
i think he's doing three damage to me and what was that
i think that's a mouse
what do you mean?
what?
oh i got it
the what?
what?
oh it's so close to killing him
I don't know if we have 40 damage and get through him.
I don't know.
Oh, I shouldn't have let you do that first.
What am I talking to the front guy?
Oh, I trolled.
Yeah, I think if we can, because we can kill him, I think.
I haven't.
Isn't?
I'll try.
Dude, Void Form is insane because it makes the star cost zero too.
Yeah, which one's broken
What it's if you get that card earlier. It's like a total win condition for the region
Just being able to play like expensive cards every round for free and then still block and stuff is just so ridiculous
And then all you need is like draw that kind of fixes to him, you know in time shit
How is what lands today you guys crash? Yeah, it was fun
Yay
Did you beat it?
You beat it?
Did you like...
The DLC was only four hours.
Oh, okay.
Did you have a weakened cod now?
Okay, that sucks.
I can only add them all.
There's three damage, they can do the front guy.
Goodbye.
Okay, now that she's got some health, I guess.
I have no offense.
Ew.
He's going to die, he's still going to do the 9 damage, which cuts, at least he's dead.
Curse that jerky doom being after the fact.
Ah, they got a nice good injection on her, right?
Yeah, that's true.
Okay.
I can help.
I have two more strikes, I can help get rid of this guy's shield and then we can kill
him instead if there's anything.
I'm gonna go hold on give me a second. Let me tell you what you got. What do you got?
I'm gonna, wait, wait. I think I can do
a lot. Okay, nice.
Okay, he's dead next time now. Nice.
Now, get the bad guy.
Ooh.
Oh yeah, he's definitely dead next time now because you're doing more pick on him.
Five, I thought he was- I didn't stu-
Have that guy pick you up!
Yeah!
You block up.
Oh no, you can kill him.
I want him dead.
Dead as ass.
I'd say those are pretty good fight boys.
Wouldn't you? I think I went- Oh, I got that too. Wow.
Whenever you know.
No.
Oh, I'm four gold off.
Got a pretty good relic you got kunai that's so broken
That's that's your shiv auto in I'm skipping bunch of crap
Another shop
God damn it
Okay, let's get something good I am broke yeah, yeah, but you wanted to buy
I bought ricochet and I could buy stucco punch, which I wanted to buy last time
It all works out everything's coming up iron mouth. It's easy street
I want season seven of fear the walking dead
They made 7 seasons of that?
They made 8 seasons of it.
Holy shit.
Is it awesome?
The season 7 is something.
I will say it's totally bad, but they did destroy a character that I really liked beyond
Alex Hawks.
They completely destroyed somebody that I really liked.
I
Can't believe there's eight season how many seasons of walking dead was there 11 Wow
That's hundreds of out on the action
Just fall out in Texas
Oh, dude, that's awesome. I didn't know this happened when you hover over the room that tells you
What there was and what my damage you took I didn't realize that
damage I didn't know that
Even more yeah, true. I'd be like you fucking dumb bitch. Could you please roll up floor six? I want to see what you did Pete
You got quite a lot of fires now, I think that's the right place
It's the upgrade our cards and get healthy so that we can take on this boss pretty comfortably
I'm a healthy girl.
So should I rest or should I?
You should rest at least the first time and then we'll, you know, we'll uh, you can then
just focus on upgrading.
Ah.
Please give me a hydraulic.
Wow.
All right boys, what do you want?
The attack one of me is genuinely troll because there's going to be two strikes so I don't
want that.
Um, well, some of the attacks you have.
Is she going to shoot you?
You could get heavenly drill upgraded and your strength one, but that one's not bad
on you as well.
The strength is kind of good on anyone, to be honest.
So.
Do you want to up your strength, Mouse?
Oh, wait.
One of you should take the, the wets down for sure.
Who is?
One of you should take the what's done, okay?
I'll take the don't take the varsia or the rainbow ring. Well, I'd say to take a rainbow ring, okay?
Varsia sure
Remembering is best for me. I know I still want to claim the fucking good relic
Yep fired in we just have all the fires I'm gonna smith the shit out of this
Hmm
Vajra doesn't work on all state art rolls
All right
You are the story by the Leeds
Yeah, we have to kill five elites to get that so that means we'd have to hit at least two up each place next time
Or we can just get a hundred gold we lose health
So what if stone sounds kind of cool though, I'll take it
Oh, it's purple lesson. Oh, that's good lesson from up to you
Which one I mean realistically if you're gonna take it we should probably all take it to be honest
Wait, so which one what did you guys see?
To the sword
I'll take the sword, Dynast.
It's three extra strength.
I'll be brave.
Wow, spoiler.
I'll get the health.
This strength doesn't help me.
All right, let's go fire again.
Okay, back to you, guy.
Which skill should I upgrade?
What if you want boss?
Which one do you think?
If you want it, if I had to upgrade anything, hmm.
I would be fine.
Good.
Heavenly Drill.
You know annoyingly it's like you don't have a lot of cars that generate stars like oh
See the heavenly drill
Heavenly drill or crush under I'd probably say
If you want to just do heavenly drill and get it out of the way it's done right
Get a fucking upgraded just get it done. Just get it done
I swear to god this is an enemy I'm gonna punch a hole in the wall it won't
be okay I feel good I don't want to get rid of be gone that's a cool card
it's gonna use gonna roll into some worse that's how it always works this
fucking game you really are you gonna strike oh my god that's why he's the
go man he takes the first I don't I'm a coward little first one yeah the first one
everybody care about to be honest I am the win con this is a good shit
mindset of you oh this guy is a bad guy I enjoy your bones it'll block it for
you but it persists between turns so you know if you can block I'd say keep it
enjoy your bones you got a little losty in front of you she's gonna take eight
hits oh sit down ready for both of us everyone everybody gets bones everyone
gets bones thank you I don't have the block you don't have to but it's a
he also persists so if you can keep it you keep the block so you know you might
need it in another time one one I can't fucking English one you might need it
in another time I think just eight eight block for everyone is just nice and also
helped me what do you think and what's what we threw it yeah it's not full
poison for three man airs troll you know some block up as well if you don't
want to lose it don't lose your boner bro oh you got the
Wow, that's so broken. Kuna is so dumb.
What a lame turn this is.
Yeah, me too. Bad turn for me boys.
You know Doom counters this fucking guy and poison?
That's... you have some Doom don't you?
I do, I'll start getting a setup next time.
Look at this. Look at this. You got two dexterity now. This is so dumb
What I'm happy for you
I'm gonna do such a godly amount of damage that the people are gonna talk about it forever
I'm ready
Holy shit
There we go. That was literally can't take any more damage now. It's so godly. I
I was wondering why it stopped. I was having fun. That was stupid.
That was pretty fucking sick.
Oh, I just drew only dazed, bro. Come on.
Is that all the dazed? I drew all the dazed.
I hate it here, man.
I think this is like...
So the fucking little worm things in the ground suck but this guy is just always a horrible time
He just fucking sits there
Making you lose health while he does fuck all
Are we can turn
Unrolled in the weekend
Oh shit, oh shit, what was that turn?
Oh shit, oh shit
Maybe we can kill him next turn
Okay, please do a nothing turn 14 down a fell come on. We're moving kill him. We can never kill
Another record. Yes, please
Oh, we got the the boss that ramps up
All right, let's see here. What an actual troll relic a mango
Anything that increases max health is fucking amazing. Hey, never mind. I love getting mango
I mean, I like I like max health increase
Oh, you got the card that are taken out of the game and then they put back because Chinese fans got pissed
No, they place no no mouse
That's the card that everyone like lost that shit they were removing it because you're broken. What's one prepared
Yeah
I mean it's a banger card.
It's a banger.
It's a banger card.
What's up?
It's good.
Is what good?
No, that place.
I like multiplayer.
Anything that, I think anything in multiplayer that
vulnerable weakens is kind of broken.
I hate this guy.
This is crap.
Yeah, this is the guy we don't hit him.
We like, oh, Peter Griffin.
Hold on, sorry.
I
Had upgraded. What's the upgrade two cards and two discards? That's broken
Yeah, when you upgrade it you can discard and draw two cards. It's got two cards and draw two cards
Yeah, that's that's broken the sly card. Yeah, you've just got two sly cards for free
China
I
Remember don't break his uh his shit. Just just like power up
okay, but
I can I can target him though, right? Yeah, you can target him
I'd say just like take the time to like
Get everything out. He's not gonna do anything with three turns. Well, I have this happening right now, so I'm sorry
What do you mean what what what what why there's no point? There's no point. Okay, that's fine
What are you setting up? You're just hitting him.
Listen, bro. We want to just get my turn.
If you can get more dexterity, that's good, I suppose.
Hey, what the f...
What the f...
No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine.
What are you gonna do?
I just don't want to get my...
Just don't break his shield.
Just don't break his shield, please.
I'm not.
And I have two shades. Let me use them.
How many attacks do you get in the dexterity?
Why do you look up?
I'm still holding out for 2033 when you guys are like, let's make a Stardew Valley farm
three player.
Then my dream comes true and I'm like, and then I'll backseat the shit out of your turnips
or whatever.
I'll play the game.
I can get your shit out of it, bro.
Yes.
I love starting a rally.
That game is...
Howdy-to, Pothetic.
You're not pathetic.
If you say you're pathetic, then I'm pathetic.
Well, then I'm glad to have a pathetic brother in arms.
That game is...
awesome.
I'll rug pull you apart.
That's the last 10 words I've heard during the game.
Ooh, I re-performed.
valley but like I I know some really great mods
oh what a mods BB DBW mod
you know there's a fucking portal mod that like
of course there's a portal mod and makes everybody naked
oh baby
Oh poison nice all right so the next turn we're going we're going nuts right
Thank you, Nauts.
OK, he's awake.
He's a reason.
What's that?
Oh, wow, nice.
Yeah, man, could you slide that counts as playing and then you get to block on top of that?
That's crazy.
Oh
Go five energy have a fudge you five energy. Oh daddy
Go big
With the vigor is well
I'm the fucking speed wagon in the corner. What is he doing? How is he doing that?
We're so bad
I like that. I like that. Oh, and the multi hit is weakened, bro. It's so big.
I
Know I'm gonna touch that okay, I mean I'm as an alpha. I don't touch betas
As an alpha I don't touch you guys what happened to you
I don't know what happened man, something's gone wrong here, I've just gone horrifically
wrong.
What a bunch of crappy stuff I got, is this dude?
Yeah get his ass bro, quick default, I don't have anything cool, I'll just have to end.
Really?
Well I mean I don't want to get rid of my defense cards.
That's fine
Okay, let's go big. I'm busy have a shield. Let's go lamb
Oh, it's gonna he's gonna take off strength and um and
I'll dexterity
And if you know, you want to send it I wish I had the extra energy though that would have been so nice
Uh, he's close. He's, uh, we need about a hundred and he's dead.
I mean, I would play that just to keep the vulnerable next time.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Just.
Extend it. So he's dead. Oh, because the doom.
Yeah, the doom is going to kill him, but we need we need the damage,
or this day.
I did not get the damage, unfortunately.
Yes.
Oh, that's your cool card name and zero.
I like that next to you.
Oh, you're so close.
We need to cook this for you.
Oh, yeah.
One of you wearing swimsuits emphasizing your bold was less cringe than that.
Huh?
Sounds like you looked into that a lot.
What?
Alright, next turn we got this fraud.
Okay.
guys gonna focus up yeah he's just he's dead now so which one
okay boom
a lot of damage though shit yeah I mean I have the reform card which whenever I
do damage it does that amount in June and I also give them 9 June every turn
So it kind of just stacks quite nicely
Dude, I love neurosurge, but sometimes it's a kicker
I feel like I always get this fucking ancient
Oh
Did anyone get the golden compass or is it just me I did
Okay, well if you've seen bad I don't honestly these guys are kind of the other two options kind of ask so if you've seen good
I'll take the golden compass
So wait, I got very hot cocoa. I'll start each combat with an additional four energy that could good with uh, oh
My god, would you heavenly drill? Yeah, or
Or
But wait if you drew heavenly drill turn one you have eight and then you'll double it
Yeah, you gotta take that that's so sick
Yeah, I'll make the special path for us boys. Oh
I've never seen this is it like actually better
Yeah, so there's two chests
And it's kind of optimally laid out so that you can hit up a shock near the end and then there's two elites
It's normally with a fire in between them.
It's kind of perfectly spaced out for you to kind of win.
That's awesome.
Because I got royalties.
Oh, dude, super so good with your build, Maus.
Super's goes crazy because you're the Kunai too.
And the question marks have no enemies.
Oh, that's awesome.
You knew I drew heavenly drill first.
Did you?
Oh, you know it.
Did you? Oh, the vigor? Wait, that's...
Okay, wait, then...
Okay, yeah, I like this. I like this. Send it.
You know, front guy or back guy?
Okay.
Front guy. It does 19 the front guy.
Oh, no, there's both now.
Yeah. Um...
19. Wait, does it kill either?
Then I'll just fucking get the front guy.
Send him out. Just do it.
Dang!
Alright, rip in that card.
okay the hot co co combo goes crazy there oh my goodness gracious that is
insane that's such a cool combo that is very nice no thy place
that's so fucking sick
This is why I play Slayer of the Spire, to be fair, that is the reason why this game
is so addictive, because you just keep getting combos like that that make you just so hooked.
That was so cool.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Didn't even get to draw my royalties card.
I think I'll do well I have no stardom consulting
cool damn this is awesome and then we get only events that's sick I do like the golden
comes but it feels lame it's Pete yep I made my cameo for today
times and every time I'm like what is it and I say every single time every single time I say that
jerk I want to trade my rainbow ring what I'm just kidding I'll do send it bro you don't use it
I've been looking you don't use it send it well I mean how am I going to do a skill and attack
in a power
so it's I have to use all three right
yeah
only have one power in the deck
I should have taken that I'm so dissatisfied I gave you that
oh crappy ones
actually sturdy clamps amazing I'm so sick that's insane
I love it
I got I got
two kind of okay ones
I got festive popper, which is your favorite.
I heal 15 when I enter a shop.
That's nice.
I should quite like it.
All right.
All right.
Next to me.
Let me get another campfire right after.
Oh yeah.
Thank you. Oh my cards are sub graded. I love this.
All right, let's make some, make some smalls.
Would you upgrade mouse?
I have a knife.
Ooh, are you a fan of knives?
All right, so did you boys. We got this other straw. Let's cut the straw.
I'm so pissed at him.
Damn.
The lack of dopamine when you don't roll has made you roll first time.
I honestly just want it.
I guess if you don't, I just add in cards to your deck and it's less likely it's Varnam.
It does.
No!
I can't get it, he's like, kill me.
Oh hell yeah, crush, the animation for crush on is sick.
Oh my gosh, she's about to go crazy.
I'm booting up.
I can already tell.
It's all of them.
additional dexterity why not oh my god oh baby you three dexterity on ten two
where is this weak bend damage
35 doing what i got
Oh my lord, I'm just gonna let you take the wheel here and let you fucking destroy this.
You're more kind of applying 9 doom per turn, yeah, I'm gonna hold on-
Nothing.
No.
I mean...
Oh wait.
It takes 3 damage at the start of his turn, you welcome boys.
you okay I should do something this time thank fuck for that oh cool royalties
okay well he's dead again this time but we can also kill him with heavenly
drill I think I'm not so good to you we got it oh my god another legion of
BOMB
I'm trying to take my shit
I think Glimmer's not bad
Okay, let's upgrade a cool card
I'm done adding to my deck I think
Yeah, I would have really liked to get something, but, oh.
Wait.
Still draw two cards.
This is an awesome path, you're right.
It's so sick.
It's just nice.
It's like all laid out for you.
And even if you have trouble on the first elite, you can rest up.
Yes.
And then you rest before the boss.
It's, it's cinema.
And then you get two relics as well, guaranteed.
But it's just so nice.
Technically get four guaranteed, right?
Two from your lead, two from the treasure.
Yeah, four guaranteed, yeah.
And then, you know, the events, sometimes good, sometimes bad.
What are you doing over there?
I'm debating.
What are you debating?
I don't know.
Is it a nonsense film or probably either Finisher or Hidden Daggers upgraded?
If we do Hidden Daggers, it should be a plus.
I thought I was like noxious fumes upgrade and it just makes it like good.
Cause then you like you just, you don't have to worry about it and you just get an extra damage every 10.
Oh hell yeah, we're gonna get the key bro.
Fight to obtain the key.
We're gonna get the key bro.
Oh we can get that card where it plays the, uh, the last card we played, um, for free.
Let's start at 10, do you remember that one?
Ah yeah.
Okay, don't worry about it, I'm cringe.
I don't remember it.
You gotta totally fucking remember that's freaking cool.
You remember that too.
Who's a card in your draw pile?
That's my hand.
That sounds good.
Drink.
Give me my heavenly drill.
Oh, yo!
Oh my god!
Damn!
Holy shit!
I'm gonna keep the block that's so insane eat the block
I
Did 10 damage Tim I'm kind of a big deal
Reliefs him for us
Hey, you gave me eight shield too. Oh, yeah, I guess it's some helpful
Okay
Oh, we're so close to dying. Oh damn. Oh
Oh
Lantern key
Yeah, we get the we get the when we go into a question mark room. I think next act we can
three
Question the thing you played last is played again
I mean, I think there's one that we all would like
But I'm OK with anything I'm OK as well.
And the red mask is global, so it doesn't matter who takes it.
The white stars just whoever gets against double.
I'll make the shit mask.
No, no, no, you take.
We'll fight. OK.
What do I get to do?
I don't get to control it. Oh, fuck. Wow.
OK, well.
No, it's just R&B.
Well, that's fine. I don't the vulnerable helps my
Wait pay 300 gold obtain three random relics. Okay shovel. Oh, that's cool, too
I don't have three hundred.
Trouble's good if you've got no more cards to upgrade at rest sites because you just get relics.
That's awesome.
If you feel like you're pretty good, you can just spam that.
Three relics after five combat sounds kind of crazy.
That's okay, the man.
Are you getting that?
Oh god.
I went for the three relics.
What if I want to upgrade probably?
Trouble with the tent is insane.
Wait, do we have a tent?
Yeah, wait, if we have a tent.
If it's in the shop.
There's a relic in the shop that's like a tent that allows all of us to do every action at the rest site.
It's so broken.
So you could do, you could dig, rest, and then smear.
It's so stupid.
30 clamp
Yeah, you should take gold it I guess
Which one do you all mouse?
Hello, I'll take the bracelet
Hello brace nice quality of life upgrade
Really sure. Yeah, right because we don't have to ever worry about getting jumped. Sure. Sure
I'm definitely choosing sharp to heavenly drill, baby
Oh, yeah, it's taxed. That's so big for you. I call the turn one heavenly drills. You're crazy
He's a time this time for self, okay, thank God, please be the tenor I will riot
the
the
the first attack or skill you play to turn is placed on the top of your drop
that's kind of cool
ported return
I mean, motion belt is always good, but I end up spending using my potions like every
every time I get them.
I don't want to get pierced in the wheel, but I should.
I mean, it's always good as stalls, right? So it's not bad.
It's not bad, but you can also save your money.
Or get rid of a card, you know?
I feel like...
I feel like sometimes when I look at cars, I think of what if I need it later?
But then I don't have it!
Oh yeah, I have a lot of potion slots.
I can get potion.
I was lost during the cyclodon, I'm doing your mom at the cyclodon, I just saved my money,
I just love that it was just, I'll do your bomb at this cycle of time.
I effing hate this guy by the way, he is cringe.
This is my least favorite guy in the game.
Well that's not good.
What I do here?
You'll kill him.
I will kill him.
Oh, not for days.
I should just draw my powers before I start dazing his ass.
120 damage, turn one. Pretty good.
Yeah, it's a-
Damn.
All that energy and no heavenly drill.
A lot of cradesty.
It hurts.
But I know my place.
And I somehow drew my shitheads.
Shitheads!
I got shitheads.
We didn't skip page storm. I guess page storm goes crazy in this fight
This is fucked up man
This is not freaking cool guys
Oh, that's nice. That's a lot of days cause you're about to draw.
Guys, don't worry, I didn't 9-doom to him though.
So...
It's looking pretty good. It's looking pretty good, okay?
A lot of damage.
I
Had dead duty
Understandable daddy party that was
Yep
Oh, sorry about that
You will be I
I was talking to my son I hope right you will be sorry for that
Where you wasted your time
Um, I want to just gonna do a lot of damage
Oh, we're so good
Wait, put a card on top of my draw
Okay that
15 21 how about you
Heavenly drilled
Oh, that's awful
Well, that's massive bro. Look at his health bar now. He's so much lower. Yeah, but I have like the world's most days
You did half as well. I now I can finally do four damage next time and we'll really show me boss
Yeah
You better do something crazy because this turn for me is a day we need
We'd like 20 damage on a means that
I've been at the start
Fuck you so close to dying. He's like one more hit
You're nothing I'd find me at the end of this turn. Okay, cool. He's dead. Nice
Yeah, cool, whatever
He's dead mass
I get I get it I get it now I get it
Thank you
Yeah, that was big time give me the pin. Oh boy
U-tron
You know I'm gonna dig
I got a dig. You got a dig. So I bought the shovel. Oh yeah. You know I'm going to dig
up a tent.
Oh
The timing time oh
What that what the hell what oh?
That sucks. I dug up two upgraded cards
Trying to upgrades instead of one oh
Wait, okay, so I upgraded to my cards. I guess
Yeah, I believe heavenly drill turn one and coming on Pete and coming boys. Oh, yeah, for sure
This is like a lot coming to the one heavenly drill my dad works at Nintendo. Give me the card
Here it is. Did you actually get it failed? Oh
Okay, I do have an energy potion for you there, so
Okay, so let's see. What do I do to fix this first week and right now, so there's not much I
Did draw a line three more
I got all these A.O.E.s crazy.
I guess they're already...
I dunno.
Middle, right, back?
Um...hmm.
Is that ever too weak?
I'd say probably the guy in the back, because I have a card that can share the debuffs,
so if we stack them all, I can maybe get them to, if I draw it next turn, I can give them
all all these debuffs.
I'm gonna take a fuck ton of damage here, I actually don't know that much actually.
Uh, I should block it exactly then.
Alright, good turn.
Not bad, right?
I'd
You just throwing everything out Jesus
All right, hold up don't kill it right away unless I might draw this thing I need I can draw that's so lame, okay
I guess yeah, oh, I'm just like still waiting to draw my cards. All right. Now I got the head
of the watch you wouldn't kill him just cuz
He
Actually, I mean maybe it is good to kill him cuz he's gonna hurt us
Look at a really nice kill on my ass
He's three more damage I can do that
okay he dies now oh that was poison oh yeah I mean at leech one removes his
strength
what's this elites gimmick oh dude it's the fucking worst you'll see it is
pretty terrible fucking awful
I don't like his little flaming legs either.
I never noticed this.
This is not a return.
Oh god, does that have a week?
I have a potion for it. Which one do you throw it on?
Wait, do you have a mouse first before Pete uses a potion?
Or can you kill this guy maybe?
Let's see what masters first.
Have a week?
Have a week you do okay, then yeah
Down the front my percent, yeah
That's what I do some crazy shit I believe it
Seven dexterity. Oh my goodness gracious. Dude. Kunai's actually just a free win on the fucking silent
I don't
You seven decks you eight dexterity
No doubt
Jimmy yeah fucking it's something why not
Cool, by the way, I do have an expression. There's a waste because we're gonna kill them if I use them
I
Hate this guy
Oh
No, man
That was the latest
Oh fuck yeah that's huge.
What the hell was that?
you finally popped off with the dude.
Yeah I finally fucking just popped the fuck off boys.
Wow, ok that means basically over, just defend up.
Yeah, pretty much.
I appreciate it.
It just takes me like so long to get started, but when I do, I can actually do something.
Is he cute? No, he's dead, right, chat?
He doesn't heal this turn, right?
It's the end of the turn.
I mean, hey, if you can kill any of them, it saves me two health, so I would appreciate it.
I'm thinking about things right now in my life.
Okay.
You will revive first? That's so beyond cringe.
That's absurd.
on why would it do that I don't know if this game is set on just one my game
we'll get you've sending my luck your way I and I love you
so why don't you do find a nice you should sit everyone
I
Will yummy yummy yummy
That's so annoying dude, that is so beyond cringe. That doesn't make sense. Oh
So we have to kill him this time. Yeah, we have to kill him
Well, I can do heavenly drill his ass how much do you do?
9, 18, 27, last one. Hold on, hold on, don't play it, don't play it.
Uh, wait, Master, Master, QDO 10 first.
I'm gonna have a potion that can definitely kill him with Mascogne.
I just wanna see if the math...
How much we can do here.
Let's map it out.
Weird that it thrives before Doom.
It's just so ungodly cringe of them as a design.
I'm going to call up my source, right?
So how much is your heavenly drill dp if it's 3?
Eh, if it's 3 it does 9, 18, 27.
27, okay.
I don't think mass is enough damage.
I don't.
Uh, send it Pete.
They know.
They know.
I knew Dom on these guys were rad, this is going to be the worst vibes.
Yay!
Vibes.
Intact.
I don't know why he's eating that because he does.
What?
What?
He does.
What?
He does.
Um.
What?
Ooh.
I don't know.
I don't know, double your rockiness turn?
Do I like resonance?
Does that count as Oste's allies? I actually don't know.
Osteoporosis.
That'll be interesting to see not osteoporosis. No
I'm gonna dig I'm just gonna dig
Okay, that's so bad
They're trolling I'm never taking shovel again, what'd you get?
I have to get a potion, but I don't rest cuz I'm digging
Oh tiny mailbox, that's all right, but is that when you rest next time if you do at
some point Wow this you gotta be generationally the most dog shit hand of all time.
This is a cultist card to my hand
Just think I'm out they pull me back in
They just bought this body for our fans. Let's go see her crazy
One day you'll get that combo again.
I lived it once, that's all I need.
That was so cool for me.
You got a card?
I think losing a card is like suicide.
You guys have so much block too, you know?
You guys have so much block, I'll just take the damage.
You have like 1 billion block.
You do have one billion block both of you
Stupid lantern key mucking up my hand. It's gonna be so worth it in the next act. It's gonna go crazy
easy. Turn it to send it with my time.
It's so good, but I wish that it did anything on solo. There we go. His, his dexterity Derek
over here. Does that keep going up throughout the rest of the game too? I did. Yeah. I'll
I'll take a lot of LTS, thank you.
And we'll win there.
Like what you've done for us.
Oh brother, this guy stinks!
He does.
I'm going to take some annoying ass damage.
I take a lot of damage here cause Connor's like
You know what bro?
Bro, give 1 billion blocks you'll be fine
This guy's ass bro, lucky trolls, he doesn't do anything
He's like nah, I'm gonna do nothing
Hmm
Finally I got a combo
Oh damn
That was fun.
You need to go second mode.
That doom counter is looking awfully low.
Dude, I'm trying.
I'm miserably
I'm gonna get started with it
Alright here we go, the re-performance online
Yep, I'm actually gonna do something now boys
I'm tired, I'm tired of doing nothing
You're gonna do something?
I'm actually gonna do something now
I'm tired of doing nothing
What are you gonna do?
There we go, 100, 100 doom
We have one hundred doom and counting ladies and gentlemen
Did I do drawing say on first that was awful oh, and it's a theory all okay well
Oh
Neurosurge, I'm
So in trouble here. Are you throwing?
I think I'm good with sloth first we're gonna crush
Oh
Shit
Boys we all locked in
What's going on there? You did a hundred. What's going on? You got your hands off mouse?
Okay, I got you didn't oh my god. I was gonna say I was like this death. Let's death
This guy's not so bad, but like if I think he let it get to like the third debuff it kind of gets out of control
Nice.
Ooh, more dexterity.
That's going to carry from just having one billion dexterity, I think, here.
He is scary, dude.
Hmm
Yeah, that was about the dream case scenario that was
Oh my god that counts as my card played are you see I didn't know that oh that's so incredibly troll
Sorry
What I threw my turn
Yeah, I threw
I didn't know they counted as a card play
I am in trouble
Yeah, we're all in trouble. Okay, this is not good
Let me throw some more weak on him. I will play that
Well
Oh
Order
I'm dead at the end of the next time
What? I thought you were gonna cook!
I thought you were cooked bro!
Is my, do I want to have vulnerable?
I have cards with it, let me see what we get here.
I have one vulnerable, I can throw on it.
Is that the star one?
No, it's my play.
Do know that place, yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, there we go, added 15 more fucking damage, not one in a lot, but...
I think you just heavily drilled this clown, bro.
We just heavily drilled him.
I can only play 2 more cards
I suppose I do nothing build, I think I'm just poking up getting more pots to it
Doomed himself!
I
This is a yeah, we might lose here
My you might lose here. This is pretty brutal. They want less energy potential. I
Oh turn
I'm asking you must crazy pop off incoming
Taking 20
yeah we're fine now we got this we got this
oh i thought you were the block to get over
can't see here oh my oh no the time was to
You can do it!
Heavenly Drill!
What do I want to do?
Hatter first?
That doesn't matter!
That doesn't matter!
That doesn't matter!
That doesn't matter!
That doesn't matter!
Die, skinny buttcrack!
You were decently close, damn.
That was rough. Sorry, I didn't do anything that far.
That was a brutal boss fight in this fight.
That was brutal boss fight in this fight.
God damn. Yeah, he cooked us.
Bro, I could fuck.
I did nothing. Sorry, boys.
My deck had negative direction.
Right now.
I'm sure right now.
Game is damn.
What's that around now?
All right, boys.
That's going to be it for me.
OK.
That was fun, though.
I installed the shit.
I stole the shit.
All right, good boys.
I threw a shit through.
Thanks for the lose, Conner.
I never thought about that you can take win con in reverse it and get loose conner
I was the loose con brah. I'm back seeing you. I'm like, yeah, this is good cause Pete. Thanks for carrying us
Hey, um, actually make sure you get heavily light each host. Oh my god, dude didn't do do
200 doom
It still wasn't that much there unfortunately
That's fun. That's seriously guys. Thanks for letting me join. I appreciate you waiting. Yeah, that's fun
Time to get a beer
You staying on Mars?
Yeah.
I already am.
Are you doing more via Retro Blockbuster Simulator?
Yeah.
Oh, that one.
Hell yeah.
That one looks awesome.
I love that one.
I'll see you guys later.
I will host here.
Bye, Damage.
I'm not a lot.
Peace, guys.
Peace.
Bye.
Bye, everybody.
Oh, my brother, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
All alone now.
I'm all alone.
Come on alone.
All alone, with no one else to talk to me.
Come on alone, but no one else to talk to me, because no one cares.
We have a sponsor in two hours. Two hours.
But before then, we'll just play a short game.
Before then...
What about us?
And I'm serious, I want that Kpop Demon Hunters McDonald's meal.
I don't even eat McDonald's.
I don't even eat McDonald's.
I don't even eat McDonald's, bro.
I don't even eat McDonald's.
I have fun playing games today thanks for playing with me
Thanks for playing with me monkey
Thanks for playing with me
Don't you let your dreams be dreams?
My hopes and dreams?
That Jackbuck's game was amazing, that was an amazing game.
You gonna touch grass?
Be back in two hours, gotta touch grass.
You're gonna go touch grass?
But what about me?
Can I touch grass too?
You're still scarred by the cookie?
Guys it's just cookies, it's fine.
It's just a cookie.
This is the cookie. This is the cookie, guys.
What's wrong, you allergic to grass? You allergic to grass?
You allergic to grass?
What's wrong, Greg? Are you allergic to grass?
Are you gonna get the Huntrix or the Saja Boys meal?
I want the Huntrix meal, but I am tempted to get a Saja Boys meal.
What's the Saja Boy's meal?
Which one's the only chicken nuggets?
Huntrix Meal McDonald's
It comes with 10 piece chicken McNuggets, Ramyeon McShaker fries, a medium drink, and special sauce.
They got Ramyeon McShaker fries.
What?
And a collectible?
One Huntrix photo card and a Derpy Access card?
Huh?
The Derpy Mixer?
The Derpy access card?
Huh?
The Derpy Flurry?
Ooh! Derpy Flurry!
Ooh!
What's in a Saja Boy's meal?
Saja Boy, Saja Boy's meal McDonald's.
What's the difference?
Saja Boy's meal.
Oh, it's a breakfast meal!
Spicy Saja McMuffin.
Hash Brown.
And a small drink.
Mmmmmmm!
Does McMuffin taste good?
A Ritky performance, the Derpy McFlurry.
A sausage with muffin with egg topped with peppery, spicy, Sausage Sauce.
What is Sausage Sauce?
I have any McDonald's in...
I have any McDonald's in...
10, 15 years.
15 years, 10-15 years, I think?
It's been, it's been years, I don't even know, we mean how, easy, just don't eat it.
Easy, just don't eat it.
I
Just like I haven't drank soda like I haven't drank like coke or Pepsi in in
It's been literal years bros like it's been I
Think it's been like I
Not say over 15 years that I've had a Pepsi I
I did drink a Sprite, but I haven't had a Pepsi.
I think if I drink a Pepsi, I think my heart will explode.
I don't know how I'd feel if I drank a Pepsi.
I'll probably be like
Don't explode the heart
That's just tasty battery acid
Do you guys remember those like I remember seeing those like take talks and shit with people like
Look! Look what happens when you put stuff in Pepsi! It dissolves!
That's what it's doing to your body!
Raaagh!
That's what it's doing to your body!
Have you ever done a sober stream, sister?
Sober stream?
You mean soda stream?
You mean soda stream?
Do a taste test
A taste a taste test a soda taste test
You could do a soda taste test
You guys do you just want to play
rental video store or
I think we'll do content game tomorrow since I'm gonna be
Here for a while and we
Don't want to play it for just two hours. We'll play content King tomorrow. I was thinking either the rental store or
There's this
This keep gambling game, but I want to play I'm gonna play that with I told me I don't want to play with her
But I wouldn't mind checking it out by myself first to see if it was good
Thank you so much for the vape. I hope you had a great stream. Yeah, we'll play content King tomorrow
I'm gonna be on again tomorrow
The content key.
Are we going to the bed game?
Hehehe.
How long to beat Project Songbird?
Four to six hours!
Forty six hours, what?
Forty six what? Forty six motherfucking hours of my motherfucking time.
10 will fuck your mom again
So now it's time we'll fuck your mom again.
No not my mom.
What are you going to do about it?
You can't do anything.
You can't do anything about it.
You can't stop me.
You can't stop me.
about it you can't stop me you'll have to dig her first
I would totally play stardew value with him.
I totally would play stardew value with him.
He thinks I'm joking.
I'm serious.
I would.
I would play stardew value with him.
I need two hours of nap sister location is there a way to like somehow is there a way
to somehow like change the difficulty on that fucking part with the fucking mimes
Pfft!
Ugh, my god, that shit is so fucking...
...bur-uhh.
It's called getting better, you know what?
Why don't you do it for me if you think you're so good at it?
Hmm.
If you think you're so good at it, why don't you do it for me?
Give me the controller.
No!
Okay, I'll give it to you.
Thank you.
Take it from me.
Okay.
I'll give it to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm looking at I'm looking at the game at my games. Oh my god, what's up finish playing fear?
I just have to finish playing Fear.
Uh, I got Fear.
I have to finish Prey?
Which I'm happy because my save carried over so it's on this computer now.
It's good.
You know what I installed?
Out of Wilds.
Cause I was like, oh I want to play Out of Wilds one of these days.
I installed it into my computer.
outer wilds I'm gonna be kind of confused oh I heard it's pretty hard I know
Giga will be pleased Giga's been Giga want everybody in the world to play that
game
You beat it how how hard is it to beat
How hard is it to beat?
Amos last words what the fuck you can be the right away if you knew what you can
and not do what's the fastest someone's ever beaten like what's the fastest that
game has ever been completed. What's the fastest? 10 minutes! Are you for real? Oh my god, I
Uh-oh.
That's it.
Oh my god, help!
Seven minutes?
Ugh!
Hi, Iron Mouse, I heard that this is your real voice, including your singing voice and
without using a voice changer because you have common variable immune deficiency disease.
Is that true?
Sorry, I'm still new and just getting to know you.
It is my real voice.
Uh, it's not like...
So, to clarify, it's not because of the disease itself.
It's what the disease has done to me.
Uh, I- I ended up getting a severe, like,
I ended up getting a ton of severe, like,
throat infections, respiratory infections,
and it's kinda like, fucked everything up for me.
So it's like, the after-effects of, like,
going through the motions of my problem.
but yes it is true it's true and also I don't think my voice is as high as it was when
I first started streaming I think it was much worse before it's pretty bad before
I
Well
It was very much higher but it's weird cuz it's like I still so sometimes I got watched like old Crips
and it still sounds the same pitch it's just I feel like my microphone was like
different but it's still like the same piece I don't know bro
I think it's like still kind of the same it's still kind of the same
What device do you use for your face tracking?
I want to start with Vtube streaming.
I use an iPhone, so unfortunately, well, yeah, it's not really the only thing you can
use, but the most accurate face tracking you'll ever get is with an iPhone.
But now, Vtube Studio actually allows tracking with a webcam, so you can use a webcam, but
The most accurate tracking is with an iPhone.
No Android.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry.
Sorry, bros.
No Android.
No Android, bros.
You can't on Android, is this fairly bad?
Fairly bad.
Listen, we either do great tracking or no tracking at all.
No fairly bad is allowed in this house.
Oh my god.
It closed the store!
Oh don't forget it today, the porno guy comes.
We have to get new porn today.
We have to get a new porn on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
We have to get a new porn.
You better bring good shit, cause the last time he brought ass.
Who the fuck keeps calling me?
It's not so computer do as part? Yes, of course. Of course.
I
Reserved a copy of the movie forward to the pack. Oh, yeah
I'd be better now how fucking lately
I'm a missing some context. Well, this is like this is our video score
I
Must go to bed he's gonna go to all this kid didn't go to the adult section
That's dr. Goona to you
Um, um...
Maybe I should just sell these things.
You could sell them for $10?
I'm gonna sell them, fuck it.
$10, $10.
You don't need them anymore.
I reserved the movie Rain Woman.
$10.90 money. How much is the equivalent of $10 today from back then?
Late!
You know a movie I recently watched, I recently watched Night of the Living Dead, I've been
going through all of Romero movies, all of Romero zombie movies, you know just to refresh
course for me. This is what I know, the classic. I watched the classic film, Night of Living
Dead, the other day. Did you know that movie was made on a budget of $110,000?
What the f**k is happening here?
The porno guy's here!
I got carded at the liquor store yesterday.
While I was looking for my ID in my wallet, my blockbuster card fell out onto the counter.
The guy started laughing and said, never mind.
What?
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Close your eyes!
Get it?
Let's go see the pornos.
Porno guy!
Porno guy!
It's me!
You've got some rare goodies tonight?
Like, look.
Let me kiss my prophet?
Profit
Banzo on the bridge neon fish tension
The ninja dog the philosopher and Santa's cookies
Is that gonna be glitched the whole time?
My name is on reservation for the gestron christmas morning.
Here you go, gestron christmas morning.
Okay, we got the porno's.
I want us to have the biggest adult video selection in the whole United States.
Oh
Oh
The movies gone the movies
Maybe if I end the day?
We got the clearance bin!
We got the clearance bin.
We got the clearance bin.
It's not a new reading table.
We got the clearance bin.
Oh, where is it?
Oh, here it is.
So, how do you...
How do we know what goes in there?
Where is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
How do we know what goes in the clearance bin?
I'll put it here.
50% off market value movies for sale
so what will we put in here?
Oh we can put all the multiple copies of these!
Again?
Maybe like the old old movies?
I don't know.
give me a second
its my guess i'm the main size of me
uh oh you got on this curfew
say halloween
you can't run away now
its going to be
fun
second bundle deal
oh that's true
Hello? Is this the Neil Mines bowling alley? Fuck you, bro.
What's happening here?
Hey boss, I'm not feeling well. I will go home for the day.
What day is it today?
No, I need you here!
If you don't come into work today, you are fired.
If I work, I will pass out. Find someone else. I quit.
I can't fucking believe this she's fucking quit on me I would too
She can't quit on me. I'm supposed to fire her first.
That's okay. We'll get Paul. He's fast to check out.
Oh, yeah Patrick, who's wearing cool sunglasses.
We will feed Paul.
Paul, you're fired.
I can't believe she fucking quit. Fuck you Olivia, fuck you.
Let's check the movie bundles. 20 random movies for $140. I guess.
We lost that fucking movie that we bought from the porno guy!
Sign a job.
Uh, you'll be working the check out station.
He's so fast, look at him!
Oh my god, look at this fancy little wall.
La-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la-la.
La-la-la-la-la.
Wait, I didn't read the movie Late Nights with my grandpa.
The bodybuilder strategy.
There's a red button in the back room to recover dropped movies.
There is?
The ninja zombie...
...the scary troll in the cornfield...
A scientist and his bodybuilder?
True love?
The Paladin's perfect match?
The monstrous couch.
Wait, where's the red button?
The cover tape's not the spin on shelves.
Oh! Oh my god!
really I hope it's in there the doctor moving on
oh we're gonna have to get better shelves the mailman experiment the
glowing templates. The Gnome Blastoff. The Bantle on the bridge is there! The bodybuilder
down the chimney! The devil's robot! Wolf at war!
His then emergency room. What the fuck? Oh, what's this one?
Tomb, the cosmic caddy!
The werewolf carried by the wind.
Okay, so, let me get more of these copies of this thing.
I have a hotel there.
We'll just keep one copy of Hell Hotel.
We don't need two Hell Hotels.
Or should we keep two copies of the hotel?
I don't know. I'm afraid.
Maybe we'll just keep one.
It's old already. No one gives a shit.
No one cares. It's an old movie already.
Hmm.
Is the popularity rating?
Oh my god, I got 5 stars. Time went to 61?
84?
Damn, they're pretty popular.
I'm calling to reserve Wolf at War.
Sure, Wolf at War.
And we just got this movie in today, how did he know?
How did he fucking know?
Two cops is on hand, I guess.
If you keep two cops is on hand, it's pretty popular.
There's a romance on the horror show? What?
Oh my god, I put it on the back
Rain Woman is old now!
Rain Woman is old now!
54 times in rank period!
I was so sad the other day I watched my wedding VHS tape backwards and I could see my friends
Rescue me out of that church
We need more space I
I just don't feel like we should keep all these new copies of new movies.
It's not a new film anymore, it's old.
Maybe I'm making a big mistake.
I just feel like...
Why is he sitting here?
How do I get a show of the pink lady on TV?
That's not for sale.
Don't sell them out.
Don't you know the reason why I have this bookstore,
bookstore, this video store?
I inherited this video store from my grandpa.
And the only reason why I kept it is because
I'm a struggling musician and nobody wants to listen
to my music, so that's why I play my music
exclusively at the store and you have to listen to it
because if you come into my store you need
to listen to my music.
That's the story.
Hey, you're in my...
Is grinding it enough for me to make an album?
getting enough money to make an album? Yeah!
Oh my god, we should put these on the shelf. Oh my god, we gotta put those on the
cleaning shelf, too.
One, two, three, four, I declare free for all.
This one.
Sixty-six times!
Holy shit.
Oh, he's just having a good old time working here.
Ain't that right, Paul?
Ain't that right, Paul?
You love working here, don't you, Paul?
Ain't that right, Paul?
You love working here, don't you, Paul?
Don't do love work in here Paul.
That's okay.
Do you feed- Of course I feed Paul.
Of course we feed Paul.
We always have to feed Paul.
We always beat ball.
Time marches on.
Can we ever get club armors on VHS?
Um, maybe.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh.
Oops.
Keep going.
Yes, abuela.
Oh, you wanted a wolf at war, of course you did.
I heard Ryan Gosling is in this movie.
Everyone loves Ryan Gosling.
They're already buying the movies for sale.
They're buying them.
They're buying them.
They're buying them.
Oh, my god, wait.
Halloween is tomorrow.
Halloween.
We need more Halloween decorations.
Uh, we need to buy a coffin. Just for Halloween.
We'll put it here.
I don't like it, I don't mind, I'm going to sell it, I hate it.
I got it open or something, it's far between our hearts.
Here you go sir, it's far between our hearts, I didn't like it, it doesn't even open, what's
It doesn't even open! What's the point of it? If it doesn't open...
Hmm. Hmm.
I'm here to pick up the movie. Let's hop on Christmas morning.
There you go. I see a pee on Christmas morning.
Guys, there has to be better decorations for Christmas. Maybe I should buy another pumpkin.
We can't get another pumpkin. Wait, can we customize a pumpkin?
Ah!
Wait a minute.
We're gonna keep it.
Oh my god he's so cute!
I'm really good at this.
I mean that means he's got another one.
Not gonna hurt to buy a second pumpkin.
I'm gonna put on...
Where am I gonna put him?
Oh, I wanna put him on the bed.
Who can we put him in there?
Oh my god, we can put him in the TV stand!
I like that one.
Forward to the path.
Up.
Oh yeah.
Here it is.
Forward to the path.
Oh!
Oh yeah, here it is, forward to the path.
Oh!
Forward to the path.
I guess that's all you can get for Halloween, huh?
The jack-o'-lantern because the coffin is fucking ugly.
It's 1990!
Do they have cameras?
They have cameras in the 90s in the store.
It's 1990.
So they have cameras.
They have plenty of cameras.
They had security cameras in the 90s.
I'm just saying, like, was it a technology that they used in stores a lot?
God.
When I was a kid, my mom used to lie to me and tell me that there was cameras in every place in the
in the universe just to scare me because she said that that they were always
watching and that if I did something bad that people wouldn't know and that she
would know because she's connected to the cameras
she said she's connected to all the cameras in the world and that if I do
something bad that she'll know immediately
All right sweetheart we're all grown-ups here pick me an adult movie you think I
will enjoy if possible I would like a good movie fuck you all my movie
recommendations are great
Here, tasting infections.
Cause you're like a fucking infection.
There you reach.
I'm here to pick up the movie The Mindreader in the streets.
Here you go.
Wow.
Okay, excuse me.
Or is Paul already way better than Olivia?
Good riddance, Olivia.
Paul's the best.
Fuck you, Olivia.
Man, she did have these markers.
Hot downy.
Look at our new movies on love.
And then Con-Candy Machine!
Oh, but I'm excited because it's Halloween.
Oh, and the porno guy comes tomorrow!
A porno guy comes tomorrow!
We're gonna need a bigger porno shelf.
I say we get a bigger adult shelf.
How's it gonna look?
Oh!
Oh!
Spooky squeeze!
Whoa!
Oh!
Look how cute!
What's up, pup?
What are you looking at, you freak?
You're looking at me like a freak.
How's it gonna look?
Oh!
Oh!
Spooky squeeze!
Whoa!
Spooky squeeze!
Whoa!
Oh!
Look how cute!
This looks like a penis.
Oooh.
Oh, that's so cute.
This is so cute.
Uh oh.
Go.
Oh, they're all so cute!
This is so cute!
Uh-oh, gold!
What the fuck?
EW!
There's a- there's a- there's a- there's a ghost!
Oh, it's so cute!
Did he always have a mustache?
Ah, we gotta fuck it here!
I think I should just hold my pirate's only regret.
I think we need to get a bigger adult shelf.
Guys, we're moving up.
We're getting an adult shelf.
We'll just get a standard 5 roll shelf.
The Gooner shelf.
I'm telling you, it's going to be the biggest porn collection in the world.
We're going to be super famous and well known that our adult video section is the greatest
adult video section that has ever existed in any video rental store.
We have an extensive collection of the greatest films.
You have the Doghouse Gang Assault?
What the fuck?
The doghouse game is sold.
And then this.
We're gonna sell it.
And then this one over here.
Okay, from over here.
Okay, can I put it back in there?
Here. Perfect. Let me move the sign. Right there. And then, what is this? Perfect.
Oh my god, everybody brought back this movie!
Nobody's wearing a witch hat!
No gooning in the store!
No gooning in the store!
No, running in the store, not hear me?
Put it away!
Oh wait, I just noticed that we have little pumpkin lights!
I just noticed that we have we have little pumpkin lights.
That's cute.
I just noticed a pumpkin light.
Oh, what do you want?
Yes, you're the one that reserved this basic ass movie.
I'm just kidding. Forward to the past is a great feeling.
We put the old movies that we have and see the ones that rarely ever get linted out and
they put them on the clearance bin.
The doghouse gang assault.
Please nice with my grandpa
You wanted what? Oh, the doghouse gain assault
Please nice with my grandpa as an abortional
Do you want nice with your grandpa?
Hmm.
I should make you not wearing masks in the store.
I don't trust any of them.
What's grandpa? What do you mean what's grandpa?
Oh, my god.
You have a preference?
A grandpa preference?
Oh, it's she.
I see.
What do you want? Oh yes, the devil's robot. Good choice.
You found the one who'll give you about a tale
Even like you're floating to one, oh, you let this kind of thrill
Right into your neck and you start to go full hypnotized
You found me, you ready, I'll return to you late in the night
I just made it take you slow until you're out of bed
Die, baby, but I'll love all life until the end
Oh, we'll ever love one more time
Leave!
Ahhhh!
Pull!
Wake up, Paul!
No!
Giving my gold for Christmas.
And now we're feeling here.
Fuck, Paul.
Oh.
Jesus Christ.
Excuse me! Excuse me! What the fuck? This son of a bitch! What the... Jesus!
Hi! Shut the fuck up! I'm busy right now. Can't you see? I'm working.
I want to prank my partner and rent a bad movie.
Here, Astro Gold.
That's a pretty stupid prank if you ask me.
This game needs switch integrated, oh my god, it would be so sick if it did.
Do you think it has cloud control yet or no?
Time's up!
Cloud Control is available, but I don't think it is yet.
Hey.
Hey!
Oh yes, oh yes, they both, oh yes, oh yes, they both, they both!
Nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh, nuh-uh-uh!
I guess forward to the past, just for you on Halloween night.
Oh I thought you were there.
Uh oh.
The portal guy's here! The portal guy!
Uh...
Guys...
There's no copy of forward to the past available.
Looks like I'm gonna have to fucking buy one.
I didn't sell it! It wasn't in the return box either.
I'm just a black rebellion one.
That's insane.
I haven't gotten rid of four to the past so no moving.
Leo's reaching far as kitschy.
I'm going to the corner guy, don't wait up!
Ah yes.
Ah, yes.
The Tasked and Tim's Room, horror movie.
In bed with the astronaut.
Feel my lord!
The magician under the bed.
The templer covered in blood.
The Tasked and Tim's...
What? Tim's room?
Can you tell me how much standing I have with you? I want to get more selection.
Why does it sound like somebody is pissing in there?
This chick is still watching TV.
Am I going to be in Dokuumi? I don't know, maybe.
Maybe yes.
Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe.
Well Paul you did a great job today, I'm proud of you.
What is happening down there?
Not in this one!
Where's she at the cauldron?
The cauldron was not there earlier.
What?
I am so confused. How come this one has noise?
I'll come this fall drink as soon as noise.
He didn't have to steal the tape dealers hideout once you reach maximum, oh I have to reach
maximum store level.
Oh man that's level 20!
This thing on his head is over his head.
I'm gonna take forever.
I'll never make it there.
I'll never make it there.
The sun's sticky, Simone.
Sister, how's the colds landing?
What the fuck are you wearing?
Those shoes with shorts?
What the fuck?
Is somebody doing video for the TV?
What the heck?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
I wonder if we could like...
I could put it on another channel, right?
Yeah, I'm going to put it on the other channel.
I'm going to put it on the other channel.
I'm going to do that.
Oh my God, wait.
You can put it—I'll put it on the sci-fi channel.
I'm going to put it on the sci-fi channel.
Oh my god.
Let's see if it works.
Uh, I have to save.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh my God!
Hahaha!
Oh my God!
Hahaha!
Oh my God!
Hahaha!
Oh, you really need to run the concert on the internet.
Yeah, you could have the concert in the back of the store for that.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Under your feet, the floor is on fire
If you step up, I'll soak you in the ground
Yeah!
On the one side, eyes are just flying
Watching it burn
Go inside, for the feeling
Use your passion, for sure
Oh, stay in your love tonight
In the magic of the dark moonlight
Oh, we gotta...
...move it.
We gotta...
...move it.
Everybody rinsing the horror movies.
I'm gonna go back to that other corner and I'll be in the dungeon sand.
That's gonna be my life.
That's gonna be my life.
That's gonna be my life.
That's gonna be my life.
That's gonna be my life.
What do you want Abuela?
Oh yes, the name is Duchess, of course, the Shinnastelon.
Oh.
Everybody's dressed up in Halloween costumes, except for me.
I'm the only one not wearing costumes.
I hope out with fall seasons, cool.
I mean, the winter season.
What's he gonna play now?
Hey.
Yes? Ah yes, tasting infection.
infection you want to go all alone oh my god I look so small
I'm excited to go here again.
And it's so tiny!
What the heck?
Oh! A trap hole!
I was wearing sunglasses, but I did not know must have.
Christmas movies during halloween?
The Boghouse Gang Assault!
You want to talk to a manager?
What do you want?
I'm burning a lately typical me always messing up. Yeah, and I pay the fucking fee
I
Old movie, of course
Oh, uh, oh.
A killer bandit in our home, just for you.
Oh.
Oh.
Come, darlin' on, back down.
Soar along in the air.
Thanks.
What the?
You cannot come back here.
If they will stop.
He tried to come back here.
This guy has tattooed it.
He has no tattoo on the back of his neck.
I'm coming.
The doghouse game is all yet yet for you. A person who loves shitty movies.
You look like a whole bunch of kids broken up, son of a bitch.
They're not still to be do like you could and I in fact.
They're not still like a whole bunch of kids broken up, son of a bitch.
I'll never come back, bitch.
The fuck outta here.
I
I am dead, dead skinned by the old monster who made us all dead.
Get out of my way!
Oh, the man.
The real Harry Nidal rain.
Sure.
Oh.
Oh
Sometimes we do not just forget all of our old days
We forget all of our old times and do not forget all of our old days
LATE!
I...
I'm no release.
Oh my god.
Bitch is one of the no release things!
What the fuck?
Why are you asking me?
This ghost isn't ready so...
What's so hard about that?
It says no...
Oh.
I'm...
Mm-hmm.
I'll just buy another one.
Bro, that movie is so popular. What the fuck?
Oh
many balloons.
You came in a bad time, but you just lost the line.
You wanna give wild?
Okay, I'll show you wild!
I'm gonna try and get you to a level,
cause my god was a little too sick to see you.
Maus, what is your recommendation or secret
to learning a song in another language?
Specifically, proper pronunciation.
Hablo espanol, English.
Pero, I want to cover some Japanese and Korean music,
but I want to respect the language and OG artists.
I will tell you, if you speak Spanish,
I think in Japanese it was very easy because we use the same kind of like vowel sound
It's very easy
If you use the same
You should have no problem with the pronunciation
I feel like also Korean is much harder, I think, for me
Because there's like double consonant sounds and stuff, but
It's pretty easy
And I think if you can't seem to find a Romaji version of the lyrics to teach you how to say them,
if you can find somebody that can help you with pronunciation, then you just practice it over and over and over again.
One is a million, we're killing, we're bringing you one at a time
Kill, nail, blade, muster, raw
Slit check for the napal era
Need to beat my face, make it cute and savage
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baddest?
On my wall, because like my phone is broken
I put a mirror on my wall everyday
I don't have a mirror on my wall, I'm so loud
Oh
Holds not here yet
We're gonna put this back in here.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Hey, Paul.
Who put the fantasy movies here?
The sword in the mailbox.
The tome of the cursed husband.
Abyssal body part.
The foot summoning spell. What?!
No! This movie is just for you! The foot summoning spell!
The squire's final breakfast!
The red wizard and his monkey!
The genie in the tentacle, what?
Excuse me?
Blade of the holy dragon!
The genie in the stepbrother, what?
A nice park pool family.
Wow!
Oh, oh, I need you, oh, oh, I need you
My friends, we're one of a kind
I'm sorry, I want you to find me
Why?
I'm in a rush
Feel me
I want you to stop me
Me!
I want to see you
Oh, oh, I want to see you
I can't stop, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm the one, the one, the one, I'm the one
Hey!
л l l l l l l l l l l m
I
Don't you speak a chat
What the fuck bro?
There's a third movie this week that's broken.
What did I tell you?
I'm breaking my shit!
Wrapping light? Oh yes.
Turbo Wrapping Light, of course.
What?
How about this one?
What?
I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down!
NOOOOO!
What?
Hell hotel?
Unreserved!
Oh my god.
Of course you would reserve Hell hotel.
I'm calling to reserve, letting our duchess go.
Oh my god.
Quickly, before somebody picks it up!
Ooh!
What do you want?
I was on a date last night and it was so awkward.
Do you have a romance movie to make me feel better?
There is nothing you can do in this world to make you feel better
when you look like that, sir.
The breakfast, my soulmate.
Woah, what the...
Hello? Hello, is it possible to reserve the plumber and his toes? Oh my god.
Oh, quick, before somebody picks it up!
Somebody wants a porno movie, and I need to get it to them fast!
What? I want to scare my grandma with a dark horror movie!
What should we watch? I have a soft spot for bad movies, okay?
Well, you're not gonna scare your grandma with a bad fucking movie.
your blood-crate bomb.
The last book in- Oh my god, the last book in Black Road Matter.
Help! It never ends!
Help!
Hmm.
Oh my god, these people never stop.
Oh my god, it never ends bro.
It never fucking ends bro, it never fucking, it never, it's forever.
forever working is forever. I'm a corporate slave.
The doasters have some dick, okay?
What do you want?
My last move was return late. This is my first late-
NO!
NO!
Fucking pay up or shut up and don't ever come back!
What?
I reserve the movie The Family Gone and Same.
Yes, that's the story of my life.
The story of my family.
Family Gone and Same.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. What do you want? Oh yes, you wanted the goon room movie.
Maybe the movie I return growth when I drop it in the box.
No, it is your fault.
It is unfair and I don't give a fuck.
You know what?
Call it unfair all you want.
Fuck you.
Call it unfair all you want.
It's fair.
They're gonna take care of our shit.
It's not your work.
It's my move.
Not your work.
It's my move.
Not your work.
It's my move.
It's my move.
It's my move.
It's my move.
It's my move.
It's my move.
It's my move.
Yo, it's my property!
It's my fucking property, bro!
Not in your fucking property.
I reserve to move it to the last look in Blackwood Manor, here.
It's kinda y'all.
Oh
Whoa
From the grave to the grave
The winter season begins
Whenever the night is played
Through your heart, my world was lost
Are you done for the day, Paul?
We've done for the day!
I'm closing the store!
Is this supposed to be like the beginning of snow on the ground?
Oh my god, they put on the movie!
They put on the movie!
Oh, look at the winter schedule.
Come meet Santa.
Santa?
Santa's visiting the town plaza and people are lining up for their holiday family photo.
X-mas movies enjoy sudden spike in popularity.
Ahhhh! Dad's just gonna be here!
New movies on Tuesday.
Valentine's Day.
What the fuck? Wait a minute.
Uh...
What planet are we living on?
Friday 13th.
New release.
Blue Monday, known as the most depressing day of the year,
Blue Monday drives customers to write more drama movies.
The UFO sighting, a special day celebrated
the famous UFO sighting over town,
generating hype for sci-fi movies
among space nerds and conspiracy theorists.
And then the holidays, the holiday spirit shines
bright as decorations cover the whole town.
What the fuck?
We live in a very strange world.
They're calling to another reserve sign in person again.
Sure.
Whatever truth they call it.
Jesus, His mass has never ending.
His ever-ending road.
Help!
Help, guys!
Help!
His ever-ending return!
Help!
Help.
Help, help, guys!
Help!
His ever-ending return!
Neverending returns! Neverending! Neverending returns!
Neverending returns!
Neverending!
Let me get over stuck!
I
I have to move. I'm gonna buy another one and put sci-fi over here and then put the action over here.
I
Oh my god.
Oh, the pocket call I made!
Oh my god.
Giving my gold for Christmas.
Okay, reservations. I'm getting a little sick.
What was I supposed to put on the shelf?
I don't know how you know I just put it in my hair.
Oh no!
I didn't know what video he was having to stop.
Can we have a website?
Don't go inside, I'll be there
Use your passion, don't stop
Hold me in your heart tonight
In a magic club tonight
Take me from this empty place
Here's a game of life
For the one chance, my lady is there
I'm movin' these over here
Okay, fuckin' golly me
Fuck those fuck up, fuck fucking golly me
Fuck fuckin' golly me
Hello, I was at the help desk and no one assisted me. I waited a whole minute. Do you ignore your customers on purpose? Yes
I'm sorry to hear this. It will not happen again. Fuck you bitch. Yes. I do ignore my customers on purpose
I don't want to fucking talk to them
Of course I do
Oh no
So many minutes without talking to somebody. Oh, no
Whatever do we do
15 random movies.
Why not?
Who's that here?
The profit killer?
The blaze book writer?
Oh yeah, I moved it this way, oops.
The last Saviour team, the last hope.
The dragon's precious banjo.
The Templar's long way home.
The Templar's death movie.
Man, the Templar has a lot of shit going on.
The Mion Saviour Viper.
The Vast Between Love.
A picnic with my alien.
The bodybuilder frankincide.
Wow.
I think I'm gonna upgrade to new shells.
I think I'm going to buy a few new shells.
13 minutes!
He called me...
He called me...
Frankenstein was a white builder? How do you know that?
Do you know about the habits of trying to stine?
Have you ever tried to break glass to your voice?
No!
Yeah!
I'm gonna outbreak glass and then I'll punch a glass window.
Oh my god, it broke it!
That will hurt a lot.
I actually punched a window one time.
it was an accident I was having a nightmare and I woke up startled and I
punched a window in the room that I was in
but was it really though? I just started for the window I broke the window with my
hand and then I ended up cutting up my hand and I was so scared I didn't even
I know how I fucking did that.
And my mom was so pissed at me, I got into so much trouble.
I ended so much trouble.
I was in so much trouble dude.
I'm now just so pissed.
Okay son, no, no, no, this was a long, this was when I was a kid.
It was it was like a very weak window
Nine minutes
These are very flimsy windows.
So, I didn't cut my hands too bad, but I just cut my hands.
Yay! We did it!
We're doing so good!
What the...
The scary godfather in the cornfield.
The relic will see you. They created the first chart.
sure the neighborhood letter stalker the bodybuilder strategy the genie in the
dinosaur
and now we end the game is that it we did you see we made time bro we made time
I told you we'd have time.
I told you we'd have time, I told you.
But the porn dealer! Oh no, the porn dealer!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Not the porn, old man!
Oh my god!
wait what time is it oh shit it's not this time for medicine too can we get an audio clip
an audio clip of what what do you want an audio clip of what do you want my god it's
It's already the 29th?
Holy shit.
And the clock jumped an hour, what?
For who?
Not for me.
Not for us. In the UK. Oh god you guys got daylight savings time too!
What? Oh no! I'm so sorry.
Oh god they got you guys with a scam too?
Shit.
Oh no! Not the fucking daylight savings time!
What Americans think they only got saving daylight savings time because it's a stupid
idea and I thought that it was just us with that stupid idea.
One day we will get rid of it.
In this case we are all stupid god damn it so it's not just us.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry guys.
As a music lover have you been listening and watching me oh my god I haven't watched
Eurovision this.
Oh, wait, are the entries out for this year yet?
They're already out.
Eurovision.
2026.
So I'm not out yet.
Yeah, I honestly, I'm gonna be honest.
I just like pay attention to the finals most of the time, you know?
35 songs official music video your origin 2026
I'm excited
I'm excited
what didn't you do oh yeah about what didn't you do you do everything wrong
Another year of music, true, another year of music, another year.
Warning strong lights for Sweden zero vision because flashing lights, oh shit.
Good night from Sweden, SWEDEN WHAT THE-
WHAT THE WHAT SWEEDEN?
SWEEDEN!
I
Hey
Oh, is your is Sweden song a metal song this year?
Then Sweden!
Guys!
Guess what?
It's time!
It's time for our sponsored portion of the stream!
Thank you so much Koy Tecmo Games and Fatal Frame 2 for sponsoring today's stream.
Chat U2 can investigate Minakami Village.
All you have to do is type exclamation mark FF2,
and click on the link provided in chat,
or click on the panel below.
For those of you that are unfamiliar with the Fatal Frame
series, we're about to join Mio Amakura and Mayu Amakura
as they explore what the spirits have
to say about the occurrences at Minakami Village.
Fatal Frame is a well-established horror series
focusing on Japanese folklore, where the line between the real and the spiritual world has
grown very thin.
The creators' experiences with supernatural events are the inspiration for the series.
And in order to fight the intangible, you must rely on the camera obscura, a device
capable of pacifying spirits.
You must face your fears if you hope to survive.
I'm so excited to play!
Are you guys ready to play?
I will start the game.
and we will play faithful frame.
Oh God, I'm gonna be so scared so early in the morning.
I'm gonna be so scared so early in the morning.
Still early in the morning
Long game
I'm waiting!
It's compiling the shaders!
Wait, I need to get ambience.
The ambience, the ambience, the ambience, brightness, what?
I'll just keep it like this is fine.
Stop restoring default settings.
I said I should use controller.
Oh my god, I'm seeing everything so like
Freaking glory, bro
Which one is it this one
I see it so freaking blurry
Is this one right?
Oh thank goodness! Oh my god! I was like, whoa, wait a minute! I can't! Like... I was
like, whoa! Did my eyesight go? That's what I get for playing that other game. That was
uh those those kind of scary
uh
turning up motion blur i don't mess with that
we don't play with that we don't play with we don't we don't play with motion
blur
Oh, wait, what?
It was very endless.
They were...
What the heck?
Okay.
Okay?
Uh, story for those who want to enjoy the story makes it easier to survive but awards fewer photo points as a result.
For those who want to enjoy the story and combat it, oh, that's none of us.
Normal. Normal, normal. We can normal.
No, not battle!
We can normal!
Myu...
Didn't we always promise each other that we would be together forever?
Uh oh.
Why you?
Why you?
Uh oh.
I think she's fine.
Sorry. She's fine. She's fine.
She's fine.
Jesus played around we used to play here all the time. Yeah
All of this will be gone soon what
Why
How's your leg?
Has it hurt a little?
But I'm okay
Okay, oh
Hey, Neo. Yeah?
Never mind.
Never mind.
Come on, Mario! Hurry!
Wait!
Neo, please! Don't leave me!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Mayu, about what happened back then.
Gulp.
Mayu.
Come on, girl.
Mayu!
Where are you going?
Ah!
Goy, you stop!
Goy, you!
I'm done.
Oh my god, scared me.
Pogs are sweaty!
Mind you?
Mom's sweaty!
Oh no, she disappeared!
Walk!
Mind you!
Walk, walk, fashion baby, where's your booster?
I can walk.
I'm walking.
Reception.
I'm walking.
I'm walking.
Look around.
I'm looking around.
I see nothing.
I see nothing but darkness.
darkness. Run. Run.
I like penguins.
I like penguins.
Rock?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, no.
What's wrong?
Grandma?
My controller is vibrating.
What is this?
What is this?
Mario?
What the-
The last village.
What the heck?
Old hands?
Old hands!
Hold on, I'm going to get a tiny bit.
Let's add smaller.
Here.
Old hands.
Aren't you?
I know.
I've heard about this place.
Oh, we're holding hands now.
A long time ago, there was a village here.
I disappeared during the festival and people who get lost in the woods are called to the village.
Well, I can't go over here.
This is Ms. Rock. I shouldn't get any closer.
DALLE HOMER BANG!
They're holding hands, Heidi.
Me and my bestie.
Running holding hands, we're so happy.
Coming, comedy!
Mia, should we go check out the village?
Oh, maybe we should. Don't go this way.
That's a heat.
Mia, we should go the other way. Don't go this way.
Nothing beat the jet-2 holiday.
I thought we'd just get out of here and leave.
I thought we'd don't check on the village.
Yeah, if we lit...
What was that?
I wonder if anyone's in there.
We're literally seeing somebody in there right now.
What the f-
AHH!
Mia?
C-coming...
What's up guys, welcome back to my channel, we're exploring this village at 3 AM.
What if...
There's someone in here though.
But we literally just saw somebody go in there.
Investing in the house.
A pair of clip newspaper articles printed about a year prior concerning search efforts
to find Masumi Makimura, a missing geological surveyor.
A 26-year-old surveyor by the name of Masumi Makimura has gone missing after being dispatched
to conduct work at the construction site of the Minakami Dam.
The dam, which has been in the work since last year,
is said to submerge parts of the area under water.
Maki Murau was sent to investigate the impact
construction may have on local historical sites
and other areas of concern.
But, uh, but, the search, but, what?
search of missing surveyor called off. Oh, but has yet to return after five days. Geological
survey was missing then. Search for missing surveyor called off. The search for missing
26 year old geological surveyor Masumi, Masumi Makimura, which had began on the 4th of this
month, was officially called off yesterday after touring up no leads. Makimura who had
been missing for 10 days prior to the search's cancellation was surveying the Mina Kamidam
constructions like, they called off the search after 10 days? What the?
Brawl. Uh...
Okay, I need to get familiar with how this is.
Don't worry Mouse, they look for you for 11.
But I would hope people didn't give up after 10 days if I went missing.
Like what the heck?
Come bros.
Oh, my allergies!
Dusty... Dusty... Dusty house!
I guess no one's here.
Should we look around?
What? Oh no, she's shaking.
Maya?
Maya!
The tower!
Oh my god!
Awesome!
Girl!
I don't want to do any more.
Yes!
Awesome!
Boy!
I don't wanna kill anyone.
I don't wanna kill anyone.
What the?!
I lost the village.
Lost the village?
Where are all the people?
I don't wanna kill anyone.
I don't wanna kill anyone.
I don't wanna kill anyone.
What was that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Dad, I'm scared.
What the...
Do we have to hold hands?
I guess we do.
What if we just frickin' leave?
If he wants to, he has to!
Mia, don't go too far.
Do we have to hold hands the whole time?
It's a butterfly lantern to save your progress.
On frame.
Bray.
Welcome, Wolf power can be healed at the butterfly lanterns.
How do you, how do you escort blind children?
Okay.
Come on, together.
Okay.
I'm honored to be back seated right here, Hajin.
Oh, well, I hear something, I don't like it.
I don't like what I hear.
I hear something gross.
I hear something disgusting, and I don't like it.
They're breathing, and I don't like it!
There's a ghost in here, there's a ghost in that thing.
Together.
There's a ghost in that thing bro.
Games we need off the lash lead.
No bad.
What was that?
Did we go this way?
Fine.
Let's go.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
We're going in here.
Here we go this way, but let's go, and we're going in here.
Where is it?
A bed.
A bed! I'm not sleeping in that.
What's this?
Who says this?
What if someone else says...
A flashlight!
Someone must have dropped it!
Flashlight, on and off!
Okay.
Hello?
I am pressing flashlight, I know this is not working.
I'm literally pressing every button, and nothing is working.
Wait, I mean, I'm gonna disconnect my thing and then reconnect it again.
Oh my god.
A woman's notebook.
A notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into Minakami Village.
This desperate looking entry was written rather hastily.
If anybody is reading this note, please come find me.
I don't care who it is.
Just help me.
I can't get out of this village! Save me!
Miyako Sudo.
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Yikes.
Hey.
Okay, girlfriend, let's go.
WHA-?!
Oh my god, I'm so fucking dumb.
Woman's notebook too. A notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into a Minakami village.
This entry discusses the story surrounding Minakami village, which is said to have vanished from maps.
I remember hearing stories about a village that disappeared from maps.
Supposedly, it was because on the day of a big festival a long time ago, tons of people
got massacred, but it still exists and the twin gizmo statues that can be found in the
surrounding forest will lure lost people towards it.
Once you pass through the gate at the entrance, there is no leaving it.
From there, the night of the massacre continues and the sun never rises.
In the midst of all that, I can hear the terrifying laugh of a woman echoing throughout the place.
As the stories go, the only survivor in the village that night was, you guess it, a lone
woman.
Oh no!
A woman murdering village!
Oh my god, you can hide?
Oh no!
Oh no!
What about her? Is she gonna be able to hide too?
What the? Can't even in there.
Mom, what are you?
Give me your hand.
Oh, no.
That's horrifying.
What?
There's stairs.
Oh, there's more stuff here now.
Mia!
Look!
The map has been updated.
The Miooga motif key.
A key engraved with the Miooga motif found in the kimono room.
I wonder what this key is for.
Oh, there's more stuff here now.
Mia!
Look!
The map has been updated.
The Miooga motif key.
A key engraved with the Miooga motif found in the kimono room.
I wonder what this key is for.
I have to go this way.
Hey, I heard laughing and I don't like that.
Open the Mioga Motif Lock.
A notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into Minakami Village.
This entry talks about a mysterious figure walking past the window.
Sometimes I sense a figure walking past the window outside.
It's someone holding a torch, whispering about something as they walk along the road.
It sounds to me like they're looking for somebody.
I don't know who it is, but I know it's not Nasumi.
I can also hear music off in the distance.
Mournful sounding music, like it's some sort of festival.
They say this village disappeared on the night of a festival,
a night that repeats over and over and over again.
Ow.
There's blood on this thing.
Ewww, that's why it's making weird noise!
Ewww, there's blood on it!
Let's get out of here!
I feel like...
No, you don't.
You don't feel like anything.
I am.
Be quiet, my friend.
Please.
Maybe we should go down stairs.
Come on, let's go down stairs.
I'm not ready to go stairs yet.
They should go downstairs.
Looks like somebody's having a bad dream.
Her notebook appearing to belong to a woman wandered into Minakami Village.
This entry talks about the haunting dream she's seen since entering the village.
You'd think I'd be too tense to ever fall asleep in a place like this, but the moment
I lose focus, I always seem to pass out.
Maybe I'm just that exhausted.
In my dreams I see this darkness encroaching upon the village.
I see the massacre.
I see vast pools of blood and bodies stacked on top of them.
I see a woman in a blood-soaked kimono laughing at the rain's laugh.
And I see a pair of twins, young girls begging for their lives to be spared.
I can still hear that woman's laughter ringing inside my ears.
I don't want to fall asleep again. I'm too scared.
I'm sorry. I'm just getting out. Here, take my hand, darling, hold my hand!
Oh my god, they threw a ball at me.
A little fucking ghost.
A little fucking ghost throwing ghost balls at me.
I don't think we should go very far in.
Well, you know what?
I think I know where we should go and that's where I want to go and now where you want to go.
I'm out there. I'm out there.
There's a padlock engraved with a mio-ga motif on the door.
Use the mio-ga- mio-ga-ee-ee.
Oh my god. Take my hand.
Together.
Don't you take a poor sinner's hand.
It's cold.
It's cold in here, I can't tell.
A memo found in the Osaka House's altar room outlining the functionality of the camera
obscura.
The camera obscura is a photographic device designed by Dr. Kunihiko.
Assoc to capture spiritual beings that are typically imperceptible to the human eye.
Specifically, it is capable of revealing the following.
Past events as contained in residual emotional energy, invisible apparitions, though uncertain,
it can capture even more than that.
Photographing these supernatural phenomena that defy conventional thought
enables the wielder to achieve an effect akin to a tradition of exorcism.
What?
However, this process also establishes a bond with the subject.
As a result, judicious use of the camera obscura is required.
Otherwise, these apparitions may take over the user.
What? Excuse me!
One can only imagine what this gadget can unearth if one were to photograph the hidden ceremony that takes place in Minakami Village,
as well as the locations that are central to the residents' faith.
I believe I can speak for myself and the good doctor when I say the possibilities intrigue me.
Seijiro Makabe.
Hey, do you hear those bells or what does mean?
What? You don't like the light?
You don't like it?
You don't like it?
I like it.
No, don't!
This is it, the device that can capture the impossible, the camera obscura.
Why?
I can't believe it, so it's true, then.
What's true?
This is an extremely dangerous device.
The camera obscura.
Neon.
What is that?
It's a camera.
It's a camera, a camera obscuro.
A camera that was left behind in the village, they can photograph things the eyes cannot see.
Several printed photographs showing parts of the village were they taken with this camera.
Old film for the camera obscura. There is plenty remaining. It's in bad shape, but still usable.
Type 07 film.
Shooting photographs raise the camera obscura. Shoot with R2. You use L2 to raise the camera and R2 to shoot with camera obscura.
The camera focus will gradually adjust as you keep the target in view.
Once you've taken a picture, you'll need to wait for the photo charge to complete before you can shoot another photograph.
Controls can be changed under options.
Viewing photograph pictures that you've taken can be viewed and managed from the menu screen.
Right?
Open menu screen.
I wonder if that camera still works.
I'm trying to take a picture!
So bright!
And there what?
We can take another photo once the film has been released.
And there was.
You can take another photo once the film has been reloaded.
I don't know if it's been reloaded.
Oh, Zoom?
Switch filter!
Wasted film, I can't...
I'm so scared of the light, bro, I don't know!
She must have light sensitivity.
Cut it out!
Wait, it said... it said it zooms like this.
Let me zoom!
Let me zoom!
I cannot take photos I guess I have to upgrade it to get the photo
stuff
Anything else new in here?
Let's upgrade the photograph.
This girl...
Jesus Christ!
Holy...
Oh my god, why am I doing this right?
Um, guys?
I've lost my life.
I've lost my life.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
It's gone.
Oh my God.
Oh, jeez.
She's so hard. She was hard.
With the camera obscura raised, the light on top of the camera obscura indicates the direction of spirits you can photograph.
If the spirit is erased, the light will turn red.
Look around with R.
I feel like I should be using mouse and keyboard, but okay, L3R to quickly flip around while
exploring.
While you do not have the camera obscura rays, there is an indicator displayed on the edge
of the screen.
However, this indicator is not displayed for rates that you haven't discovered yet.
Yeah, controller is more fun because they get more panicked.
You can fight back against Wraith by taking pictures of them with the camera obscura.
You can repel a Wraith by lowering its HP.
Okay?
The higher quality of photograph is, the more damage it will deal.
Eat a good photograph, correct focus, multiple key elements in frame.
Okay, well, I'm trying to be the best photographer.
Everybody knows in my family that I'm the worst photographer in my family.
My mom is the best photographer, my dad is okay, but I'm very bad.
I'm very terrible at taking pictures.
knows it. As you keep a target in frame, the camera obscura will gradually bring it into focus.
You can unlock the ability to adjust the camera obscura's focus manually to upgrade.
I told you guys right that Connor was like I said Connor a picture and he's like why are you in
silent hill. I took a picture and he's like, what the fuck is this? Why are you fucking
silent hill? And I'm like, nah! He said, I can't take pictures to save my life. I'm trying
my best. You can also lock onto a rake to automatically keep it in frame. However, lock
Rock on is released when a wraith vanishes.
Rock on R3.
Rock on settings can be changed under options.
Woohoo.
Woohoo.
Listen, I'm trying my best, okay?
I'm trying my best.
Speaking of silent hell, did you know?
That there's a collab with Fatal Frame and Silent Hell?
I bet you didn't know that.
Well, now you know, if you didn't know.
You will be downed if you're attacked by a wraith while you have no willpower.
Willpower is depleted through the following actions, being hit by attacks,
touching wraiths, running during combat, evading.
Oh, God.
Willpower is restored through the following actions, photographing wraiths,
passing time, using lunar incense.
I need incense now!
Help, near my you.
Oh my god, what?
Oh my god, my you!
No!
Are you okay?
Let's just get out of here.
Leave the hole.
Let's get out of here.
What's the ghost me back
Will my use hand to recover health oh holding her hand recovers my health
Can I save?
What is this sound so scary?
Naintain!
Naintain!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much for the gift itself!
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much!
Shanks.
Let's get out of here!
Did it save it?
Save it?
There, manual save.
Leave the home.
If you know how to get out of here, I don't.
This is this way.
No save run?
No.
Open!
The door is held by a powerful force.
I am back!
What?!
I missed you.
What was that?
What the heck?
Oh no.
She was upstairs.
Does everyone have to go upstairs?
Now I have to follow the woman?
I don't want to follow the woman.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Is she a friend?
Does gloom seem good?
Read me.
Oh.
What's the matter?
A notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into Minakami village.
This entry sees the author lamenting her inability to leave the village.
notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into Minakami village. This entry
sees the author lamenting her inability to leave the village. Seems like nobody can leave.
How long have I been in this village now? I have no idea. The sun never rises here. It's
always night. I hate the dark now. I can feel it driving me insane. I want to leave. I want
to see Masumi please, please!
Aww.
Hey there, girlfriend.
Looks like you're having a hard time.
Who are you?
You know, we should have just like, not come in here.
Not right about this place.
Okay, well, she went that way.
It won't open.
The door is stuck.
That ain't how it works.
You wish you had a twin?
Herbal medicine.
Medicinal pills.
Consul to restore health.
Okay, well I don't know how bad my health is, oh my health is fine again?
Why does that have a health bar?
Why does that have a health bar?
A stone mirror.
A stone that gives off a strange light.
When your health reaches zero, it will take your place in death one time.
It's a bit of a threat, but it's fine.
What?
It's a bit of a threat, but it's fine.
It's a bit of a threat, but it's fine.
But there has to be...
I can't open it though.
That's interesting.
There has to be something to do with that.
Together.
Together.
A notebook appearing to belong to a woman who wandered into Minakami village.
The text of the final entry is abruptly written in parts.
I can't move anymore. I'll just stay here. I know Masumi will come back for me.
He just needs to find a way out of the village birdie.
If Masumi comes back for me, I'm going.
Uh oh.
Gulp.
He came back.
Damn, all these women.
Whoa, she got lost in this place too.
How these women stayed in this village.
She came in here looking for her boyfriend.
And then where did she go?
This place must be...
Why?
Ah!
Why?
Why?
Oh no.
I can't believe I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Hey, Jack!
Oh my god, she's so pissed off, bro.
Oh my god, it's so hard dealing with something stronger!
I can't eat big chairs, that's so bad!
Oh my god, that sucked. That sucked, bro.
Oh my god, this is... This is hard. It's so hard.
Oh, please!
Please get away from me, lady!
Oh, so bad.
Suttered cat?
Once you've been snicked it up, but it's still not working.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Shutter check? Once you've been lifted up, a special amount of damage on our race.
We will become defenseless activating a Shutter check.
Showing a total of a race in this week will inflict significant damage on the rate we return to moments.
Furthermore, it's essentially taking a fatal frame on a race that's vulnerable to attack the level of action.
The center of gas will activate fatal time!
Giving you an opportunity to take multiple photos and quick success and fix the safety during fatal time
will automatically lead to high-seven fail.
If you fail the center of gas and fail range, it will not grapple with the human vision in order to escape the race.
You may need to pick up the race in X.
None.
However, maybe in running, your mother will be in good health.
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go!
How is it that your brat wants me every helping you reach me?
Where is it?
What?
What?
Did it work?
Oh!
Oh, excuse me.
Oh my god!
So scary!
I think I'm simplified.
Oh, Mac!
Oh no, I fell asleep. Is she gone now?
Oh, no!
Am I alone now?
Chapter 2, The Twin Maidens
Search for Mayu. Oh God, she's missing now.
I will use all my herbal medicine. I got a new herbal medicine.
I swear
Happy New Year to the thing you can substitute you
Uh, Boop, it just opened. What? What do you mean you just opened for me?
Spirit Stone Radio, an old radio for Spirit Stone, sometimes you can hear a mysterious voice emanating from it.
A memo outlining the functionality of the Spirit Stone Radio evidently created by the same person who invented the camera of Spheroes.
Spirit Stone Radio Memos.
The Spirit Stone Radio takes the basic concept of a crystal radio, which uses crystals and parts of a circuitry to pick up signals
and upgrades it to enable voices to be heard from the spirit realm.
These voices come from crystals and other such minerals that were previously worn by people for extended periods of time.
Oh my god, crystals!
After prolonged contact, the owner's emotions become embedded in these rocks,
releasing a special kind of light invisible to humans.
According to Dr. Kunihiko,
Our soul, sounds emitted from the spiritual realm, can sometimes be heard without the aid of a radio.
Premonitions, the ability to sense others and synchronicity similar to those found in twins, are all things that are beautiful to those sounds.
Oh.
Can you have magic radio powers?
Mayu, sir! Mayu!
It's the charm that Mayu was wearing. Perhaps it holds her thoughts.
Equipping charms confers your blessings upon you.
A charm bag will increase the number of charms that you can equip.
Okay, so how do I put it on?
My sisters.
How do I put it on?
Mayu's charm, Wraith's charm, Spirit's charm reduces willpower consumption when dodging.
Wait a minute, I didn't know I could put these on! What the fuck?
Health recovers faster while holding hands. Decreases health damage taken from rates.
Well, I don't have anybody to hold my hands on.
Extends fatal time window increases the chances of encountering certain rates.
That sounds terrible.
Reduces willpower con-
I can only wear one at a time.
Reduce his willpower consumption when dodgy, reduce his willpower consumption when running.
I think it's shitty if I hold my hand.
Oh my god, I put her charm inside the radio!
Thank you.
Uh oh, not us, just you.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh my god, my L1 button is like kinda broken.
Stone mirror.
Deep Eopack, Deep Hat Entrance.
Umbral Mound, I don't know what's next on the hill.
I got a lot of, well, okay.
All right, let's get out of here.
I got the charm, I listened to her thoughts,
she's talking about crimson butterflies.
What that noise?
And what that noise, guys?
I hear somebody laughing, I don't like it.
Go to the flashlight, I don't like you.
What's our truth?
No clue.
Is that true?
Amaru!
I'm sorry.
I have to go.
What?
What do you mean?
Oh my, you leave the house.
What do you mean I'm sorry I had to go?
What if I just jump off?
Oh I got Type-00 film.
The film marked with a special symbol has extremely high exorcism power but it takes
a while to reload.
Switching film.
Switch film.
While raised.
Oh wait.
Wait, so what type of... What does this one do?
I just have one.
What the heck, I can't save anymore?
What the fuck?
14 film, old film, it has no extra symptom power and takes a while to reload.
Who put these back?
I don't want to waste it.
Especially since I don't really know what the fuck is going on.
What's going on, you know?
Oh.
It's letting me save again.
Well, at a save point, you can open the point exchange menu to exchange your accumulated
photo points for a number of different items.
You can obtain photo points by taking pictures of great specters and more using the camera
obscura.
The list of items that can be exchanged for will grow as you progress through the game.
Oh cool!
Points that you gain from taking pictures can be exchanged for items.
The types of items available for trade will increase as you progress through the game.
A scenery charm.
The camera will focus on the entire shot when you fold the glass cleaner.
Dex! Thank you so much for the raid though!
What? Thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great straight day for the raid though.
Hello?
I am... I am brave.
Hello everybody, what'd you get up to today? We're playing Fatal Frame.
I kind of want to get this
It's just a hundred points
I don't have one herbal. I don't know if I should buy a herbal medicine. I feel like it's a lot
Oh Mike
I'm gonna put cat ears on.
I'm gonna get the herb, I'll just keep her in this guy's face.
I'll just keep her in this guy's face.
I'll put the other cat ears on her.
I'm going outside with my cat ears.
Viewers!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What!
What?
What?
Now!
It's right there.
I
Get away from me, oh man!
Get away!
Get away, you weirdo!
I don't like you!
No!
Oh my...
Oh Jesus!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no!
Oh God!
Oh...
Thank goodness.
Go away!
Leave me alone.
I'm just a young woman.
Wow, I got so many points from that.
Well, at least I hear them coming.
I am absolutely terrified.
Ghost, you like my cat ears?
If there's any ghosts out there, you better freaking leave me alone.
I don't want to tweak it here, wait.
Type 14 film.
Oh.
Oh, it's full.
What do you mean it's full?
I have 32 films!
Spillums!
Wow, you're back.
Did you know this house was based on a home?
Belonging to...
A family, friend of the creator?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Good ghost? There's something on the ground. A memo outlining the functionality of the
camera obscura's perceptual filter, a feature that was previously hidden. The camera obscura
captures past events, including their residual emotional energy. While testing its powers,
I discovered an ingenious hidden feature. By switching to a parasyptual filter, the
photographer and photographing such residual energy, the resulting shadow recreates the
past. Let's call these shadows vanishing traces, as in traces of memories, in all likelihood,
Following these vanishing traces should enable one to search for missing people.
Oh.
Why then would Dr. A's conceal such tantalizing functionality?
Could it be that it remains incomplete?
Or maybe he thought approaching a spiritual realm in such a manner was dangerous.
Whatever the case may be, I intend to use every tool of my disposal to photograph places
and things that aren't meant to be seen.
things that might regard might regard as taboo. Wait what? And what are you talking about?
What do you mean taboo? How pictures are you going to take?
How pictures are you taking here, eh? A filter for viewing spirit. Switch filter
with square, with camera obscure raised.
Range, long, power average, charging slow,
willpower recovery low.
Special Billy allows you to see spirits through walls
unlocked through upgrades.
Lightning Special Shot.
Lightning Special Shot's render rates unable to see
for a period of time.
Removed once photographed again.
Consumed 75% willpower, but doesn't use film.
Oh.
The Paraseptual filter allows you to see vanishing traces.
When you see traces of the past, raise the camera obscura and switch to the Paraseptual filter in order to follow them.
Switch to the filter with camera obscura raised.
Vanishing traces...
With this, I can...
Capture vanishing traces with the periscope fool filter.
There she goes!
There she goes again!
Oh, I got another one.
Oh my god.
What the?
What was that?
What?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Oh my god, they're so difficult.
I'm gone for real.
What does that mean?
Is it a rainbow pack?
Oh my god, maybe I used a big one.
Maybe this one was too good.
Oh my god, maybe I'll use the big one.
Maybe this one will do good.
I guess this one's kind of okay.
Oh my god, it did a lot of damage.
It did a lot of damage, but holy shit.
Oh my god, this is tough.
AHH!
AHH!
Ain't no way to look back behind you!
Oh my god, Ro!
Ooh, that was a good one! That was a good one! That was a good one!
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Oh my god, what the heck, bro?
Aggravated Wraith.
Oh my god.
What is- wait.
What is this?
Oh, I can get the film, the film now, because I used some.
Oh, but there's, oh, so there's more, oh, I could always come back here and get more.
You can rush them when they stumble to get all five symbols.
And...
Oh my god, that is...this is tough.
This is difficult. That was a lot.
Professional photographer, that's me.
Oh, I can't pick it up.
New film in good condition. It has high exorcism power.
Inventory type 61?
Wraps 8.
Oh, I know where to get it at least.
I'll come back here.
Ard mode is actually easier than this. You lie.
Stop.
It's going that way.
What is this?
Lunar incense.
What is this?
Lunar incense, incense made from moon flower.
Using it temporarily increases the regeneration speed of wolf power.
Okay, let's go.
He went that way.
Not this way.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
It won't open. Door's full.
There are two kitties, cute kitten girls.
What the?
Twin doll findings written remarks from a folklore scholar who came to study Minakami Village,
talking about his research on the village's ubiquitous twin dolls.
I've noticed while trekking through Minakami Village that these curious white dolls can
be found adorning various locations.
The local residents refer to them quite simply as twin dolls, derived from the fact that
they come in pairs, found together by a crimson thread.
The practice of decorating spaces with dolls can be found all throughout Japan.
Many of them are placed for purposes such as warding off misfortunes, or to ensure
the children grow up well. In the case of Minakami Village, these twin dolls appear to
function as guardian deities for the former used case. Keeping calamities at bay, although
by design these dolls are supposed to come in pairs. I've seen some cases of them appearing
alone. According to Ryozo, it's something of a mischievous pastime among the village
children to snatch one of these twin dolls and hide it somewhere. He would know when
he tried to do the same thing during his previous visit, he got scolded, a fact he admitted
to with no small amount of sheepishness. Anyway, the twin dolls themselves are believed to hold
the thoughts and feelings of the sacrificial twin maidens. Separating them is believed to
invite misfortune. Uh oh, don't separate the dolls! Yet children being who they are,
The fact that it's forbidden is likely precisely why they turned it into a game.
There are pairs of dolls known as twin dolls hidden throughout Minokami Village.
Memorizing twin dolls, when you take a picture of a pair of twin dolls together, you'll memorialize
the feelings embedded within them.
Doing so will unlock items at the point exchange.
Finding missing dolls if a doll is missing is twin.
am I searching for it by taking pictures with the parasyptual filter?
Oh, okay.
Do I take a picture of the dolls?
Well...
Well...
No items have been added.
Ooh, blinding charm increases blind effectoration.
Perceptual charm increases the damage dealt by the Perceptual Filter.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Ah!
What the...
Oh my god, he's so aggressive!
Ow!
I
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I missed my death.
Holy crap.
What a scary guy.
I wasted so much of them.
Can I get more?
I should start using that other one.
What was the rest of the red one then? You remember?
Her outfit's really cute.
I should have gotten the Silent Hill one so I could wear it.
I forgot.
I forgo.
Well I wasted all the good film.
I'm following the butterfly.
Don't mind me.
The butterfly is going way that way.
I want to try to break that thing open, but I'll try later.
Let's go, Bottlefly!
Let me take a look in here, Bottlefly.
Let me get this first.
In the Torre Bull!
Hey little ball.
There you are.
We did it!
Yay!
We got them both together.
We got them both together.
They're both together again.
So did the butterfly go inside?
There's a padlock engraved octagonal diamond motif on the door.
And better fly, where did you go?
Oh this way.
Bro, I saw something.
I've woken up saw something.
What was that?
Yai!
What?
What are you still doing here?
Oh boy!
The ritual will begin soon.
If they find you what what do you mean?
Follow the crimson butterflies
They will guide you I'm all the butterfly and twingees of feet
To keyholes
That gate closes once the twins have been gathered
The keys to the gate are hidden somewhere in the village.
He's in jail!
Yari, follow the crimson butterflies. They will guide you.
He's in pretty boa jail.
Yari, one of the keys should be stored in the shed under the big pine tree.
Pretty boa jail!
If you crawl through the broken fence nearby, you can approach without being seen.
Oh, okay.
Now, if you can get out of the village, you'll be able to escape your fate.
Don't give up.
If you had the chance to change your fate, won't you?
Oh, so Mero.
New items!
Another spirit!
Sticker's spirit hand!
I don't want that!
Increases the damage dealt by the Perseptual Filter. I guess I'll get this one.
Is it a key item?
Play.
More damage is good.
Okay, so like, I have the spirit trauma on, they said that you can get like a pouch to
have more than one...quick.
Oh, that one is still...it still looks good.
My stone mirror.
This game gives you a lot of stuff.
There's something over there.
What is that?
Oh, it's probably like the...
...more philom that I already had.
I might be able to help you.
There's two butterflies.
There's one butterfly, butterfly there, and there's one butterfly there.
Butterfly!
Prayer bead.
People got lost in the game?
I get lost all the time.
A jewel infused with someone's will, inserted into the camera obscura to enhance performance.
The camera obscura and its filters can be upgraded through the use of prayer beads.
These upgrades can be performed from the camera obscura section in the menu screen.
Reversion beads can be used to reset upgrades.
Oh!
I'm going to upgrade my first ground rule.
Upgrade screen allows you to unlock and enhance the camera of skills various features.
Upgrades require specific, dedicated items in order to be performed.
Special items also enable you to raise upgrade limits as well as reset upgrades if you so
desire.
Okay?
Oh!
Oh!
The range...
Clear point allows you to perceive spirits behind walls.
Focus...
Focus the camera manually.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, we can do focus, zoom, or do the clairvoyance for the Perceptual Feature filter.
Uh, it's just one bead.
Uh, I think.
I think I'll get the allows you to perceive spirits behind walls
This better work
It better work if it doesn't work. I'll show you
I'm gonna go save before I die
Yeah, is that you no
There's one inside here!
Oh wait, that's the guy.
Wait a minute!
Can I take a picture of him while I think he's happy?
Trash boy!
I like this part free so before I come on I'm gonna go back to the other side.
I'll get the snorkel.
I can I need some of them.
Why is that?
What is that thing?
La la la la la
See you
Oh my god, they do that to trick you, so you think that the ghost is gonna come and get you.
I want to know how to kill those things, the little objects, but how do I get it?
What kind of... what do I need to use?
Bottle fly!
I'm a little butterfly.
Did I say bottle fly, no, but I said it now.
I said bottle fly!
Whoa, what's this place?
This place looks...
Oh, a dog! Oh!
What did this add?
What items did it add?
No!
Not another charm!
The little mark with the purifying symbol, it has high exorcism power and a short ring
of time.
You cannot carry any more items.
What was that?
Don't mess with me.
Where are all those stones doing there?
Oh, there's something over here.
Oh, I'm zero zero for them.
Nice.
Eww!
Okay well because there's a nice butterfly in here there can't be any evil spirits that
Comment here, right? There's no...
Oh, stop.
Oh, more... Oh, more prayer beads!
Oh, no!
I could have gone!
I don't know what to do.
Ah!
Oh my god, that was a good one.
Help! Help me!
I
Oh my God!
He-he!
Come on!
Help me!
I hate the backlands, they can teleport behind me whenever they want.
Oh beautiful baby, beautiful beautiful, come over here take a look.
Now give me, give me, give me, give me this.
Beautiful beautiful.
That's our logsy lady yet.
Oh that was amazing, amazing session, amazing session.
You truly are a yes.
You truly are gifted.
Come see the first key.
What did another ghost come out here?
I want to get out of here!
I want to get out of here!
Moonstone that emits a pale white light, contains the thoughts of a woman who was hiding in
her box.
Play the radio.
Moonstone extends window for performing a dodge, reduce amount of world power needed
Special shot.
I think that's good.
Excuse me?
Garnet.
I like this type 90 film is really good.
The type 90 film is really good.
It's my favorite type.
I should have played this one easy.
Holy moly. This is hard.
I'll try to track more.
You're right.
Oh, what? I could take a picture of it without ignoring I'm here?
Oh, do you know what? Why don't you eat gacha?
How do I do that?
How do I do a stealth shot?
How do I do a stealth shot?
Well, I'm not a prayer bead.
Focus, focus!
Enable the camera to zoom in and out.
Oh, the lens on the camera can zoom in and out.
When, okay?
Zooming in lets you take photos from enemies from far away, but your attacks hit a smaller area.
He's gonna be out to take photos of a bear area, but the shot doesn't reach as far.
No.
Paparazzi.
I'm your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me.
Paparazzi.
So how do I...
I did not mean to do that.
I wonder if I should...
If this guy or if the other guy, this guy, over here.
I'm too far.
Yeah, still full, it was like even more damage.
Did I miss a little round?
Did I get a little closer to him?
You can't friggin see me.
Hello?
I
Know
I'm just trying to take your photo. Listen you are so famous
Take your photo
Oh my god.
Did he reset?
I will end it all.
No way.
And thankfully, it did not reset its health.
Stop doing the teleports behind you thing!
I'm trying to take a good photo!
Oh my god, I freakin' hate you, Ratty!
Sir, please!
I'm trying to take your photo!
I'm trying to take your photo!
You're gonna be involved!
Please!
Jesus!
Wow!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Well, uh, well, uh, the little mark is purifying all more 90 feet at all.
Yay, only two, what the?
The opacity.
Oh my god.
Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus! Guys!
Well guys!
What can I say? I love being a photographer.
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Yaaaaaaay!
Oh, guys, can I?
Can I say something?
I'm wrong, this game is hard! Oh my god! It's so hard!
It's- it's so hard!
Oh my god!
I don't remember being this hard am I just am I just bad oh no I'm bad
I'm really so aggressive.
Am I just bad?
Am I just bad?
Games were hard back then.
I just don't remember it being this hard.
That's the old age coming for me.
Simulator aim?
What is that supposed to mean?
Simulator aim?
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean, Ralph?
Where is that supposed to mean?
Excuse me?
Ex-co-ee-s-me.
At least it's better than journalists' aim.
At least I tried, okay? I could've gone on easy mode.
I could've done easy mode, but I didn't do easy mode.
I did normal mode.
Which should be called hard mode!
Jolope, thank you so much for the five gifts, thank you!
It should be hard mode!
Bro!
Now Hard is eating, why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
Why are you lying so much?
Why are you lying?
Why are you lying, hot potato?
Hot potato lies.
Hot potato lies, why are you lying?
I would never lie, oh my God.
Roll lies.com, guys.
Lies.com, liesonliesonlies.com, lies.
Bake potatoes, I love baked potatoes.
I want baked potatoes.
I wish I could have a baked potato right now.
I would if I could.
I would if I could right now.
I would have a baked potato.
Mark my words.
I would if I could.
With bacon and cheese in the middle?
No, no, no.
Just plain.
Just plain baked potato.
There's nothing wrong with a plain baked potato.
There's nothing wrong with a plain baked potato.
Good morning!
Add some butter and salt.
Add some butter and salt.
I'll throw a Google. Anyway.
What am I, no, no!
No.
Anyway, guys, I've been like 12 hours.
I'm gonna go to bed because tonight I will be streaming again.
Another stream again today, and it's time for pumpkin time.
Only 12 hours?
I'll be back again tomorrow well today, tonight for another stream where I will become the
content king and then we have another, we have another uh, sponsor in the morning, have
to make up for all the, for all the days that I missed from being sick, have to make up
from old days of being sick.
But I'll be back tonight for another fun stream.
I hope you guys have a good day
and I'm gonna go to sleep.
Thank you for spending 12 hours and 53 minutes
of your day with me.
Goodbye.
Thumbs up.
Thumbs up, love you guys.
And I'll see you guys later.
Today.
Okay.
Okay, let me use my phone keys!
I have a rain in my canteen.
So now, she's never alive, when I'm alive.
Go say hi to my candlely and give her a kiss from me.
Okay?
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
I'm not gonna let you go
I'm gonna let you go
I'm gonna let you go