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ironmouse

04-04-2026 · 11h 54m

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[00:09:00] Thanks for watching!

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[00:16:30] Don't talk no shit, don't talk no shit

[00:16:33] I'm tickling, I'm shivering, I'm shaking

[00:16:36] I'm changing the taste to rock

[00:16:39] I'll do it warmly, I'll pour it

[00:16:42] I'll give it to you, I'll thank you

[00:16:44] It's a great life

[00:16:46] It's the taste, it's the taste

[00:16:48] The real thing is coming out

[00:16:52] When it's hot, it's hot

[00:16:53] I'll sell the ingredients, it's too hot

[00:16:55] I can't do it alone, what do I do?

[00:16:58] The world is changing

[00:16:59] The last weapon is the light

[00:17:01] The last weapon is the fire

[00:17:02] The last weapon is the fire

[00:17:04] The last weapon is the fire

[00:17:05] The last weapon is the fire

[00:17:07] Go, go, go, go

[00:17:08] The shower that makes the hole cool

[00:17:10] If you don't stop, it's hot

[00:17:12] Go, go, go, go

[00:17:15] We dance like we dance in a big challenge

[00:17:19] Say goodbye

[00:17:22] If you don't stop, it's hot

[00:17:24] Go, go, go, go

[00:17:28] Let's go

[00:18:29] Let's go!

[00:19:29] Let's go!

[00:19:53] Bro!

[00:19:55] Hello!

[00:20:29] Hey, you heard of this one?

[00:20:59] You can't even take it out

[00:21:01] You can't even take it out

[00:21:03] You know

[00:21:05] I'm very, very good

[00:21:17] What's up, iPhone?

[00:21:21] What's up, bro?

[00:21:23] Wait! Yes, I am gay. Are you gay? Hello! Hello everybody! Hello! Hold on.

[00:21:46] Maybe 99% Angel, but that 1% gets me in trouble.

[00:22:11] Oh my God!

[00:22:16] That's very easy and thank you for the 5 years you've done!

[00:22:27] Oh my god!

[00:22:46] My umamandu met your tops

[00:22:48] More soupio!

[00:22:50] Thank you for the 5 minutes!

[00:22:52] Oh my god, it's happening with Zach and I'm so happy!

[00:23:04] Hiya, Grossberg!

[00:23:16] I told people on Instagram to stream yellow, stay yellow!

[00:23:19] Jingo, jingo, jingo, jingo, jingo.

[00:23:22] The niggal, niggal, niggal, niggal.

[00:23:24] Oh my god, it's so good.

[00:23:26] It's so good, bro.

[00:23:27] It's so good.

[00:23:28] It's so good.

[00:23:30] It's so good.

[00:23:32] Yes, the leg extension surgery was a success.

[00:23:35] My legs are very long now.

[00:23:37] I got long legs.

[00:23:38] The leg extension surgery was a success.

[00:23:47] My leg is so long now.

[00:23:50] I'm just frolicking around with long legs.

[00:23:53] Frolicking along with long legs.

[00:23:59] Nice to see this model back.

[00:24:04] They'll all be coming back for cyclathon.

[00:24:08] or cycloton they'll be coming back they'll be coming around the mountain or I might just

[00:24:17] be in TV mode the whole time I don't know maybe I'll think about it I'll think what

[00:24:23] about your make surgery hey you wish you could eat leaves like me you wish you could eat

[00:24:29] leaves like me but you can't eat leaves like me you'll never eat leaves not like me you'll

[00:24:37] You'll never have a leaf.

[00:24:43] You'll never have leaves.

[00:24:55] She went from 4'10 to 4'10.

[00:24:57] So you managed to increase your height from 4'10 to 4'10 in a quarter, eh?

[00:25:04] I shall quarter up your nose.

[00:25:06] I'm gonna show you a quarter up your nose. I have a nose.

[00:25:09] Did you see it? Right there.

[00:25:15] Y'all, y'all, you guys talk so much shit for beating me high on a computer.

[00:25:19] You talk so much shit for beating me high on a fucking computer, you know.

[00:25:25] Y'all talk a lot of shit for beating me high on a fucking computer.

[00:25:29] Devil's Three Way. Thank you so much for the pipe gift and subs. Thank you, Devil's Three Way.

[00:25:36] You talk so much shit for making me hire a fucking computer!

[00:25:43] Sometimes, like, I see people talking shit.

[00:25:46] Sometimes I see people talking shit, and I'm like,

[00:25:48] would you say that to me if you were to see me in a store?

[00:25:53] If you were to see me walking around, would you say that to me?

[00:25:56] The answer is probably yes.

[00:26:02] The answer is probably yes.

[00:26:06] The answer's probably yes.

[00:26:13] But what'd you say to me?

[00:26:17] Was my brother next to me?

[00:26:21] He'll beat you up!

[00:26:26] I don't think so!

[00:26:27] I'm just kidding.

[00:26:28] The answer's also probably yes.

[00:26:35] I'll bring my sister I'll kick your sister's butt. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding

[00:26:45] Love and support your sister

[00:26:48] My brother's a transformer and he'll kill you

[00:26:58] You and Minecraft.

[00:27:08] Do Transformers kill?

[00:27:12] That's a good question to ask.

[00:27:16] Do they have a code?

[00:27:20] Yes, all the time. Oh, and they don't have a code of ethics.

[00:27:24] at Essex. They don't have Essex code. Transform these balls in your mouth. Essex. Essex code.

[00:27:46] Batman Transformer won't kill?

[00:27:50] Didn't Batman kill like one time?

[00:27:54] I swear he did.

[00:28:00] More depends.

[00:28:05] Well, you should stick to his own thing instead of just

[00:28:10] Just flip flopping all around all the time, changing up, changing up all the time, just stick to one thing.

[00:28:20] Stick to one thing, Batman, stop flip flopping around, I would nobody like a fence sitter.

[00:28:28] Nobody likes a fence sitter, Batman.

[00:28:40] Is that a new hairpin?

[00:28:45] A lot of new hairpins!

[00:28:48] We're about to fence shitter?

[00:28:51] Ewww!

[00:28:52] That man has no guns and no killing rules!

[00:28:58] Whatever!

[00:29:04] When I was 18, I was almost exactly 6 foot tall.

[00:29:08] Now that I'm 70, I'm 5'10".

[00:29:11] Isn't that fun, that as you grow older you shrink?

[00:29:15] Uh...

[00:29:18] Why are you telling me this?

[00:29:22] Why are you saying this?!

[00:29:23] Do not say this to me.

[00:29:48] 3ft 12, WHAT THE FU-

[00:29:54] I wanna be 2ft tall

[00:29:58] Damn, I'm gonna be 2ft tall

[00:30:04] I'll be invisible to the naked eye by the time I'm old

[00:30:10] I'm already old

[00:30:12] Mouse will be the same size as Hennya

[00:30:14] In V2B years, I started V2Bing. This year will be 9 years. I'm ancient. Oh my god. Just shoot me out back already.

[00:30:28] Shoot me out back already! Shoot me! Shoot me! Shoot me out back!

[00:30:35] Go shoot me out in the back!

[00:30:47] Miles, look at the flower shut up.

[00:30:55] Outback Steakhouse?

[00:30:59] Mmm, a steak.

[00:31:04] That would be the liscus.

[00:31:07] That would be the liscus.

[00:31:09] Give me some of that.

[00:31:15] Tasty steak.

[00:31:23] Tasty, so expensive, though.

[00:31:25] How much does a steak cost?

[00:31:29] How much is a steak?

[00:31:39] What the fuck?

[00:31:45] Steak prices generally range from $10 to $30 per pound.

[00:31:50] What the...

[00:31:52] Is that liquor without the tampon in it?

[00:31:58] Mouse, I would tell you you're short to your face, but I'd need to lay down and use a microscope.

[00:32:03] Additionally, since you're 6,000 plus years old, you're only shrinking from here shaking my head.

[00:32:08] Joking, of course.

[00:32:09] Also, I, bro, is cool.

[00:32:13] Cool.

[00:32:23] Guys, I've been watching the world beyond and I just wanna jump out of a building.

[00:32:28] I just noticed the phone is very long in that, in that emote.

[00:32:53] It's so fucking long!

[00:33:10] Hey mouse, after stream yesterday, I did the math on that immortal snail question.

[00:33:14] A snail moves at 0.03 mf, which means it would take it 94.75 years to circle the earth,

[00:33:21] 47 375 years to reach the other side of the planet so take the money move to the other side of the planet then in

[00:33:28] 45 years move back. You'll be fine

[00:33:32] What the fuck?

[00:33:35] But I have to think about that damn snail for years of my life. I

[00:33:40] Don't want to think about that snail. I don't want to know that a snail is slowly coming to get me

[00:33:46] Also, how the fuck does a snail go through? Like, what if I'm in a building? How is it

[00:33:52] going to get inside? It can't go through walls. What is it going to do? Is it just going to,

[00:33:59] like, sit there? Under the door? A snail can't go under the door with a shell on its back.

[00:34:13] Not a shell on its back.

[00:34:18] Oh, Glossy Fight Tech issues. Uh oh, what happened?

[00:34:23] Issues of technologies?

[00:34:26] Do not say such a thing.

[00:34:31] Please, no! OBS. Oh no, Kakabies.

[00:34:38] If anybody knows about OBS being cocky, it's me, I'm the one OBS I keep thinking

[00:34:51] about that underground mall and the giant puppet man

[00:35:08] oh my god I saw a fucking I saw there's a game that's gonna come out it looks

[00:35:17] ridiculous it looks fucking ridiculous it's called it's called hacked the

[00:35:28] streamer and it's a it's a it's an FMV game about a streamer girl and it just

[00:35:38] looks so fucking it looks so fucking ridiculous that I'm like

[00:35:47] Let me see if I can find a fucking trailer Bro, this fucking game

[00:36:02] Hi everyone You just gotta You just gotta You just gotta watch it

[00:36:12] I can't explain it. I can't explain it.

[00:36:17] I want to play it so bad.

[00:36:27] It just looks like it's gonna be hilarious.

[00:36:34] Look at this.

[00:36:39] Look at this. Look at this.

[00:36:40] Look at this! Look at this! Look at this!

[00:36:43] Hi everyone!

[00:36:46] Welcome to my stream!

[00:36:49] My name is Kinchify as you know.

[00:36:53] Pinkie Pie!

[00:36:55] Pinkie Pie!

[00:36:55] And I hope everyone's doing well.

[00:36:57] I got the sponsorship!

[00:36:58] Because I feel wonderful today!

[00:37:00] Yes, because I talked to my mom about sponsorship on our phone.

[00:37:05] We'll do something different today to honor the sponsorship.

[00:37:08] You guys are going to choose what to play.

[00:37:10] Binner Lord?

[00:37:14] Or Animal Aids Lord?

[00:37:16] What? What do you mean?

[00:37:19] 3

[00:37:21] 2

[00:37:23] 1

[00:37:25] Oh no!

[00:37:26] A bunch of losers we've done.

[00:37:28] Can we have a fucking break dude?

[00:37:31] Oh no! They're...

[00:37:34] Oh no they're gonna release leaked pictures!

[00:37:36] Picture!

[00:37:37] Just fucking pick up $50,000 from me!

[00:37:39] I wasn't waiting for my mom!

[00:37:40] They want $50,000!

[00:37:42] If not, they're gonna show her cleavage photo!

[00:37:45] What?

[00:37:45] Please don't act like you don't know anything right now.

[00:37:49] First off, Pinkie Pie, what are you doing, girl?

[00:37:52] What are you doing?

[00:37:53] Did you show your face in those pics?

[00:37:55] Like, are they videos?

[00:37:57] What are you doing?

[00:37:58] Sending videos to people!

[00:37:59] What the fuck?

[00:38:00] They're gonna show cleavage pictures!

[00:38:02] Look, I did something.

[00:38:03] Not the cleavage!

[00:38:04] What kind of a fucking monster you are?

[00:38:05] I will explain everything I promised.

[00:38:08] Don't ever go offline!

[00:38:09] I'm just streaming, end of the story.

[00:38:11] I want you to come into my stream.

[00:38:15] Don't ever stop streaming!

[00:38:19] Don't ever stop streaming, guys!

[00:38:21] I'm so sorry. I have to do this again.

[00:38:23] Guys, we have to save her! We have to save Pinkie Pie, the streamer!

[00:38:27] We're gonna save Pinkie Pie!

[00:38:29] Help!

[00:38:35] I should have been a VTuber, I should have been a VTuber, I should have been a VTuber

[00:38:50] and nobody wants to see your titties.

[00:38:54] No one wants to see Vtuber boobs.

[00:39:01] No one wants to see Vtuber boobs.

[00:39:10] No one wants to see Vtuber tittle-lays.

[00:39:17] Oh no, my cleavage pictures!

[00:39:21] Anyway, I just think that that game looks so...

[00:39:28] It looks entertaining, that's for sure.

[00:39:36] It looks entertaining. You have to uncover the truth, find out who the culprit is.

[00:39:41] I bet... how much do you want to bet at the end of the story?

[00:39:45] It's her mod that did it. It was her mod.

[00:39:48] And the whole thing is like oh no fivo streamer be careful with your moderators

[00:39:57] I bet it's gonna be your fucking mod. I bet it's gonna be your fucking mod bro

[00:40:06] Three what it's not a movie it's a game

[00:40:09] It's gonna be her mom because she's in a fucking discord call and the and somebody's sending your shit on discord and it's like

[00:40:29] Somebody send your shit on this first off why do you have your discord open to the public for everybody to message you dummy?

[00:40:36] What's wrong with you?

[00:40:38] Are you crazy?

[00:40:42] Are you fucking crazy?

[00:40:47] You must be fucking crazy

[00:40:51] She wants to be message. Yes, bro. It was a bitch who wants message is so bad. Oh

[00:41:01] My god, that happens to me sometimes though

[00:41:03] I have my discord to to pride it right but for some reason I don't know why even even after like I changed

[00:41:10] even after I changed the fucking um

[00:41:14] Settings on my thing somehow sometimes people that are in

[00:41:20] My discord server in the iron mouse discord server can message me

[00:41:25] and

[00:41:26] They have and they're like I didn't know I'd be able to message you

[00:41:30] And I'm like, why didn't know I was gonna ban you today?

[00:41:32] But okay.

[00:41:43] But most of the time, most of the time those messages

[00:41:46] go to like a box where it's like, you'll never see it.

[00:41:50] It's like the inbox from like the out,

[00:41:54] it goes into message requests.

[00:42:00] It doesn't go into Mrs. Jail.

[00:42:30] you

[00:43:00] you

[00:43:30] you

[00:44:00] you

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[00:45:30] I wonder, uh, Ari says she's having issues with her, with her roadcaster.

[00:45:41] I wonder what the fuck is wrong with it.

[00:45:43] Is it probably, is it the same shit that happened to me a few days ago?

[00:45:46] Oh god.

[00:45:47] Oh boy.

[00:45:48] Oh boy.

[00:45:50] Oh boy.

[00:46:06] Oh boy.

[00:46:10] He updated OBS?

[00:46:14] Oh god.

[00:46:16] That could be the first one to tell you, NEVER update OBS!

[00:46:26] NEVER!

[00:46:28] No ever do it!

[00:46:46] Now still runs the original 1776 version of OBS from the Revolutionary War!

[00:47:08] Why do my face go like that, what the fuck, am I okay?

[00:47:25] We just had two updates within the last two days.

[00:47:33] Brother, this is what I tell you. Don't ever do not. Ever! Ever!

[00:47:45] Yo, I was wondering about our bell fagalore. Is it just a uniform we wear? Or is our demon

[00:47:52] form sea souls sealed in the bell like your bells do with your demon power?

[00:47:57] sealed inside the bell it's just a uniform

[00:48:07] how did you figure it out

[00:48:13] how did you figure that shit out what the fuck I never said it

[00:48:20] Yes, you're trapped inside that thing.

[00:48:27] You're trapped inside of it.

[00:48:28] You don't really look like that.

[00:48:30] That's just like your exterior armor.

[00:48:37] You look different on the inside.

[00:48:39] I can't believe you reacted to the oldest view I've been dying to ask you to watch it.

[00:48:44] And you did.

[00:48:45] What did you think of it?

[00:48:46] I liked it.

[00:48:47] How we donate pleasure? Well, that sounds like a you problem!

[00:48:54] Does it have Wi-Fi? No! No Wi-Fi for you!

[00:49:03] Wait, you watched all this video? How it must be a joke?

[00:49:06] Checking my head. That golf collab really the other day really started a snowball effect.

[00:49:09] Can't believe the iron mouse situation.

[00:49:11] Joke aside, support the holostars.

[00:49:14] I still remember the IRL stream George Washington did when he crossed the Delaware River.

[00:49:24] Lucky his OBS didn't crash during that.

[00:49:34] Thank you, Iron Mouse, for being you.

[00:49:36] It was mostly because of you and my own partner giving me the kick I needed to hopefully help

[00:49:40] others in general by being online.

[00:49:43] keep going and always be wonderful.

[00:49:45] I'm glad I did a wedding.

[00:50:03] What the fuck was that?

[00:50:05] Hula Mousy, it's already six years watching you.

[00:50:09] OMG.

[00:50:10] Gracias por estar aquí todo este tiempo y ayudarme a superar mis malos momentos.

[00:50:16] Te quiero mucho, Iron Mouse. Love and hope my Hot Topic shirt arrives.

[00:50:21] Soon, Iron Mouse Blanky. Danence.

[00:50:24] Danence. What the fuck? Wait, after replay that shit again. I'm sorry.

[00:50:32] Thank you, Iron Mouse, for being you. It was mostly because of you and my own partner giving

[00:50:37] giving me the kick I needed to hopefully help others in general by being online.

[00:50:41] Please keep going and always be wonderful!

[00:50:43] We're gonna do a little biding!

[00:51:01] What the fuck?

[00:51:07] oh my god what the fuck that was

[00:51:35] That was something. That was something. What the fuck?

[00:51:53] Have you seen that video? Have you seen that video of those furries in that mansion?

[00:51:59] It's like this video has been going around everywhere and it's like a bunch of furries

[00:52:05] and they're like celebrating this mansion and they're having a great time and they're

[00:52:12] jumping in the fucking pool and they're having a good time and it's a big ass mansion full

[00:52:16] of furries and everybody was like what the fuck is this bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh

[00:52:22] and people were like is this how furries name and then somebody was like bro all furries

[00:52:26] are rich. That should look fucking cool, the house is huge!

[00:52:42] We must have a job.

[00:52:52] No, no, no.

[00:53:00] Most have tech jobs.

[00:53:06] I see.

[00:53:12] Hurry, they're terminally online, so they're working in tech tracks, let's-

[00:53:37] Science engineers only do two things, rock, climb, or be a furry.

[00:53:53] What?

[00:53:57] Rock climbing?

[00:54:30] What Mexican food do you recommend and what Mexican food do you like?

[00:54:45] What Mexican food do I like?

[00:54:47] Uh...

[00:54:48] I don't know many Mexican foods.

[00:54:52] I know...

[00:54:53] Uh...

[00:54:54] Uh...

[00:54:55] Uh, I know tacos.

[00:55:04] Dacos?

[00:55:12] No, I don't know, bro!

[00:55:13] I don't know Mexican food and not Mexican!

[00:55:18] Uh, tachito?

[00:55:23] Uh...

[00:55:25] I am Latina, I'm Puerto Rican bro, we don't eat fucking tacos in Puerto Rico!

[00:55:33] What the fuck?

[00:55:35] What the fuck outta here?

[00:55:42] Uh, for Puerto Rican food, I recommend mofongo.

[00:55:56] Mofongo.

[00:56:00] Bro.

[00:56:03] Uh, I don't know.

[00:56:06] Anonymous thing is also trying to get the subs.

[00:56:08] Thank you.

[00:56:09] I don't know.

[00:56:10] I'm gonna Google Mexican food. Mexican food.

[00:56:16] That's not tackle.

[00:56:19] Popping.

[00:56:25] Uh, oh, quesadilla. I like quesadilla. Is that Mexican food?

[00:56:31] Enchilada!

[00:56:36] What the heck? How'd you think you were thinking so much about 25 gift and subs?

[00:56:40] Thank you, thank you!

[00:56:47] Thank you, thank you!

[00:56:52] Bro!

[00:56:54] You ever ate in an authentic Mexican restaurant?

[00:57:01] I'm confusing all the races!

[00:57:06] The races don't know nothing.

[00:57:08] I'm not even thinking so much of the five gifted subs.

[00:57:11] I'm confusing the racist.

[00:57:13] It's true.

[00:57:14] It's true.

[00:57:15] I don't know Mexican food, bro.

[00:57:17] I'm Puerto Rican.

[00:57:19] But let me tell you something.

[00:57:20] Have you ever eaten authentic Mexican food?

[00:57:22] I'm not talking about no fucking Taco Bell.

[00:57:25] I'm talking about you go to a place

[00:57:27] and it looks like a house and it's an old lady

[00:57:29] making food for you.

[00:57:38] We're going to your aunt's house.

[00:57:45] We're going to your aunt's house.

[00:57:54] We're going to your aunt's house.

[00:58:04] Carnitas!

[00:58:17] You love handmade food?

[00:58:25] Well, I would assume a lot of food is handmade.

[00:58:28] Nothing beats getting a tamale from the little old lady, tamale.

[00:58:39] Oh, a tamale!

[00:58:53] Puerto Rico has chicharrón?

[00:58:54] Yes, we do have chicharrón.

[00:58:55] We do have chicharrón.

[00:58:58] We do got a chicharrón.

[00:59:00] The only place you can get genuine Mexican food is on a taco truck.

[00:59:06] Taco truck?

[00:59:18] Taco truck?

[00:59:20] Elote. Oh! I like elote!

[00:59:23] I like elote.

[00:59:27] Elote.

[00:59:31] Yeah, I like elote. Is that Mexican food?

[00:59:33] I love elote, bro.

[00:59:36] I found it.

[00:59:38] Elote. That's my favorite Mexican food.

[00:59:41] Elote.

[00:59:42] Oh no, I'm gonna say he's one of the five gifted subs.

[00:59:48] That's my final answer.

[00:59:53] In El Salvador, we have Tamales de Lote, ¿tienes Tamales de Lote en El Salvador?

[01:00:10] Is there somebody here from Guatemala?

[01:00:20] It's a free hole.

[01:00:26] Oh, free hole.

[01:00:29] Mi hello, hello Guatemala.

[01:00:32] You probably might be wondering why are you asking that.

[01:00:38] I don't know, I just wanted to ask.

[01:00:41] I just wanted to ask.

[01:00:46] I just wanted to ask.

[01:00:52] There's John Guatemala in here.

[01:00:57] someone from guacamole what the f...

[01:01:15] what about...

[01:01:18] I'm trying to think of all of the Latino countries

[01:01:24] What about Bolivia? What about Argentina? What about Chile?

[01:01:31] Ocarica! Panama!

[01:01:35] El Salvador! Colombia!

[01:01:40] What is this?

[01:01:44] Step on up for the beauty pageant.

[01:01:47] I feel like I'm a beauty pageant presenter.

[01:01:54] Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:02:01] Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:02:04] One time I got Elote from a restaurant and it was amazing.

[01:02:07] I got it to go, ate it on the street and yum.

[01:02:11] Fast forward two weeks and the restaurant was close.

[01:02:13] Like closed, closed.

[01:02:14] I was so sad.

[01:02:16] Oh, boo.

[01:02:19] Boo, boo.

[01:02:22] What about LA?

[01:02:25] What?

[01:02:27] LA?

[01:02:30] Have you seen the oh my god, I saw that clip of the of the Miss Thailand clip that girl was getting down

[01:02:37] Holy shit, bro. I'm her fan instant fan

[01:02:43] Instant fan bro instant fan forever. I want to know more about her. I need her social medias

[01:02:49] She was so awesome. She was so fucking awesome. She didn't give a fuck. She did not give a

[01:03:03] a f***ing bro.

[01:03:08] Show us, please.

[01:03:09] I wonder if there's a clip on YouTube.

[01:03:19] Oh my God!

[01:03:20] My pillow!

[01:03:23] My pillow!

[01:03:33] My pillow!

[01:03:40] Miss Grand Island.

[01:03:51] 226 Dan.

[01:04:00] Oh my god, I found the plate, bro.

[01:04:11] She's a legend.

[01:04:16] She's a legend bros she's a legend

[01:04:26] She's a fucking legend

[01:04:31] Hey Sawadee-Kaw!

[01:04:32] Sawadee-Kaw!

[01:04:33] Sawadee-Kaw!

[01:04:34] Sawadee-Kaw!

[01:04:40] Yeah let's go girl!

[01:04:46] Oh my-

[01:04:56] Bro, what the-

[01:04:59] I love her! I love her so much!

[01:05:16] Oh my gosh, it's a man!

[01:05:21] Bro, she was B-girling!

[01:05:25] She was B-girling!

[01:05:28] Bro, what's this?

[01:05:30] This is the best fucking girl in the whole damn pageant.

[01:05:34] That's what you just witnessed.

[01:05:37] Bro, all other girls are trying to be sexy.

[01:05:39] She's like, you know what fuck is she?

[01:05:46] I love her I will never forget her I will never forget her and no the internet

[01:06:01] will never forget her because she did that and you know what's even cooler

[01:06:06] she did that and she's hot I don't think she won but you know what she won she

[01:06:15] She won the hearts of many and that's all that matters.

[01:06:27] Bro, she's so confident that she just did that crazy shit.

[01:06:36] That's amazing.

[01:06:39] That's amazing.

[01:06:44] amazing she won my heart team oh yeah did you see that clip about the about the girl

[01:07:03] in the miss grand Thailand show that like her teeth like fell out she was wearing

[01:07:10] flippers and while she was talking it just came out.

[01:07:15] Being goofy and confidently dorky is way sexier than just trying to look like a supermodel

[01:07:20] IMO.

[01:07:21] It's true.

[01:07:22] It's true.

[01:07:23] This world, Chile from last year singing Death Matter, wait, what?

[01:07:42] What the fuck?

[01:07:45] Really?

[01:07:48] Guys, women are beautiful.

[01:08:06] Women are beautiful.

[01:08:13] Beautiful women.

[01:08:14] So I've heard.

[01:08:18] So I've been told, beautiful women.

[01:08:32] Man can't compare.

[01:08:35] What is a man?

[01:08:39] What is a man if not a person without the woe in front of it?

[01:08:46] A man is without woe.

[01:08:50] Woe man.

[01:08:55] A miserable pile of semen, what the fuck?

[01:09:04] What the fuck?

[01:09:06] You can't spell man without woe.

[01:09:16] AvaTar music?

[01:09:31] The AvaTars love.

[01:09:34] You like Dracula from Castlevania?

[01:09:48] Okay.

[01:09:50] I too like things.

[01:09:52] I like things too.

[01:09:56] I too like things.

[01:09:58] What time is it for you?

[01:10:01] It's almost 10pm here.

[01:10:03] 9 a.m. for me. I'm scared.

[01:10:18] 9 a.m. for me.

[01:10:25] I mean, might as well be, right?

[01:10:33] Don't buy it.

[01:10:58] What the fuck?

[01:11:28] Hello there, friends.

[01:11:34] I didn't know you were the VA for Donald Duck, you know what?

[01:11:44] Yikaka.

[01:11:46] You know?

[01:11:50] Maybe you should.

[01:11:52] Maybe you should.

[01:11:55] I think you should.

[01:11:57] How about that?

[01:12:01] I don't want to get a little bad,

[01:12:02] yes you are going to do it.

[01:12:05] Too bad for you.

[01:12:17] Mouse, I'm taking a PhD course in immunology.

[01:12:19] Who knew that immunoglobulins were so complicated is true.

[01:12:24] Immunoglobulin.

[01:12:27] Immunogoblins.

[01:12:57] I think if you like the side of blood, that will be very troublesome.

[01:13:25] I'll be very worrisome.

[01:13:55] What if I liked the sight of blood of my enemies?

[01:14:12] Who the hell starts a conversation like that?

[01:14:28] I just sat down.

[01:14:29] Listen!

[01:14:30] That wasn't me.

[01:14:31] Look at yourself.

[01:14:32] Put the mirror on yourself and look.

[01:14:33] Put the mirror on yourself and look

[01:14:42] Don't be don't be looking at me like that

[01:14:46] Don't you be looking at me like that bros

[01:14:51] Man bro is today doomed

[01:14:58] How are we doomed

[01:15:00] Mouse, when I get to see you, I'm going to talk to you on level 3 Spanish lol.

[01:15:10] Level 3 Spanish?

[01:15:11] What does that supposed to mean?

[01:15:16] What?

[01:15:17] What's level 3 Spanish?

[01:15:20] Tell me.

[01:15:21] Am I level 3 Spanish?

[01:15:22] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:23] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:24] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:25] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:26] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:27] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:28] Level 3 Spanish.

[01:15:29] Like Ultra Spanish?

[01:15:36] Howdy Mouse.

[01:15:38] Did you see the Japan Twitter and NA Twitter have been interacting?

[01:15:41] It's full of camaraderie between nations bonding over Texas BBQ Cowboys and Fire Banter.

[01:15:47] Okay, I'm really confused about this whole like Japan Twitter and NA Twitter thing.

[01:15:51] Can somebody explain it to me?

[01:15:53] I thought I could always see Japanese fake Japanese tweets.

[01:15:57] like what's happening I'm so confused what does this mean

[01:16:07] like I did not understand like everybody oh my god welcome Japanese

[01:16:11] sweater I'm like I've always miss mouse did you see the Veruna Prime trailer yet

[01:16:16] the music hits hard iron mouse love yeah

[01:16:21] I've always gotten Japanese, JP Tweets, I've always gotten Spanish Tweets, so I'm like what,

[01:16:42] what, what, why is everybody acting like this is like something new, this is just, it's

[01:16:50] because you're a weave, I guess so.

[01:16:54] I guess so, bro.

[01:16:58] It's always been auto-translated!

[01:17:00] I've always seen all this stuff.

[01:17:02] It just confused me, because everybody's like,

[01:17:05] oh my God, welcome!

[01:17:06] And I'm like, bro, I've always seen this.

[01:17:09] I've always seen this.

[01:17:11] I've always been seeing this.

[01:17:13] Oh well. I guess maybe people aren't seeing the things that they've never seen. So far,

[01:17:27] I haven't seen things I haven't seen. I see things that I see, but not see things that

[01:17:32] they haven't seen.

[01:17:50] The deal with Twitter is that now, for every own, JP tweets automatically translate to

[01:17:55] English if that's your primary account language and EN tweets translate to JP for JP speakers.

[01:18:01] It was a phased rollout for a long time, but now it's global.

[01:18:04] Oh, I see.

[01:18:06] I've always had that.

[01:18:09] I guess I was special, but not anymore.

[01:18:16] Oh shit, state of the K3, what?

[01:18:18] I

[01:18:20] I

[01:18:22] ?

[01:18:24] ?

[01:18:26] ?

[01:18:28] ?

[01:18:30] ?

[01:18:32] ?

[01:18:34] ?

[01:18:36] ?

[01:18:38] ?

[01:18:40] ?

[01:18:42] ?

[01:18:44] ?

[01:18:46] ?

[01:18:48] ?

[01:18:50] It's been in DevHill for years, god damn it.

[01:18:57] Have you watched Peaky Blinders?

[01:19:00] I haven't watched Peaky Blinders, but it's on my radar.

[01:19:07] It's on my radar.

[01:19:16] It's on my red door.

[01:19:42] So much mouse lop this week.

[01:19:56] Let's show another and now.

[01:20:02] And now.

[01:20:03] And now.

[01:20:04] And now, Equedon starts tomorrow!

[01:20:12] Mouse, have you heard of the new game, Subliminal?

[01:20:15] Yes, I have.

[01:20:16] I also heard that it's ass.

[01:20:17] Have you heard that?

[01:20:18] Yes, I have.

[01:20:19] I also heard that it's ass.

[01:20:20] Have you heard that?

[01:20:21] Yes, I have.

[01:20:22] Some of it is good, it's just I, I, it's just like when people are saying, oh my god no I promise it gets better.

[01:20:45] And it never does.

[01:20:48] Mouse what other languages do you speak because when I was listening to your music?

[01:20:53] I got caught off guard when you started singing in Japanese. I'm aware you speak English and Spanish, but what other

[01:20:59] Languages do you speak?

[01:21:01] I speak mierda. No, I speak asshole

[01:21:10] I speak asshole

[01:21:15] Well, I used to sing opera so

[01:21:18] I didn't necessarily speak other languages, like Italian and French and German, I was just really good at learning how to pronounce stuff so that I could sing it.

[01:21:38] The phonetic alphabet will save you every time.

[01:21:48] I took Japanese in school, I understand it and I can speak it a little bit but I don't

[01:21:58] practice it at all, ever.

[01:22:02] I did take it in school though, I did take Japanese in school.

[01:22:06] And I've taken Japanese classes.

[01:22:09] So I can't understand but I'm not like I'm not like fluent you know what I mean?

[01:22:25] Yeah I took I took Japanese in school.

[01:22:32] I was doing pretty good but I can't roll I can't remember Kanji for shit.

[01:22:38] It's hard to memorize kanji.

[01:22:40] I would say I'm on an elementary level of Japanese understanding.

[01:22:52] You speak Chinese?

[01:22:53] Oh my god, I wanna learn Chinese so bad.

[01:22:55] But it's so hard.

[01:23:00] It's so hard, bro.

[01:23:06] I know Ni Hao is hello Ni Hao Xie Xie Ni Hao Xie Xie

[01:23:32] Well, I need what I need is I love you

[01:23:47] I

[01:23:51] Want to learn more Korean. Oh my god my Korean is so bad

[01:23:54] I I started learning Korean because I love Kpop and my Korean is so bad

[01:24:02] Yeah, Gigo is good at it.

[01:24:17] Ask Gigo.

[01:24:18] I know, I know.

[01:24:20] Sarange!

[01:24:21] Sarange!

[01:24:22] Kamsamnida.

[01:24:23] Kamsamnida.

[01:24:24] Sarange!

[01:24:25] I know.

[01:24:26] I know.

[01:24:27] Thank you. I love you. I know...uh...uh...uh...fuck my brain.

[01:24:42] I know Chingu means friend.

[01:24:47] Of course, you can tell. I know all the K-pop terms. I know Nugu.

[01:24:58] Sorry

[01:25:04] I know me- I'm sorry

[01:25:13] Oppa!

[01:25:18] You gonna get that K-pop Vibble Hunter habit? I need my-

[01:25:21] Oh hello! Hello!

[01:25:24] K-pop Vibble Hunter mail!

[01:25:27] Get my Kpop people under me you!

[01:25:47] I know Unnie!

[01:25:55] Oh I know Nuna!

[01:25:57] Noona!

[01:26:04] A guy called her other guy, oh, did you see T.O.P. release the new album today?

[01:26:21] I did! I did! I did! I did! Another dimension!

[01:26:29] Anonymous diesel to the 5-gated cells! The one in our Welsh? Yes!

[01:26:35] Yeah, sure! Why not?

[01:26:41] What the fuck?

[01:26:43] The fucking giga tag!

[01:26:50] What the fuck?

[01:26:54] Just fill your mouth with water and start talking.

[01:27:01] Great book!

[01:27:07] YEEE

[01:27:12] Great Bobo! Thank you so much for the 10 gifted songs!

[01:27:16] Thank you very much, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you guys so much!

[01:27:28] Thank you, thank you, thank you

[01:27:30] you. We gotta, we gotta learn all the words of the lyrics of this song. I remember when

[01:27:53] this song came out, holy shit.

[01:27:55] I took two years in Spanish in high school, got an A both times, but I live in an area

[01:28:00] where the closest you get to speaking Spanish is ordering a Taco Bell, so I could get pretty

[01:28:04] much everything. School is fade if you don't use them.

[01:28:07] That's true.

[01:28:19] Oh my god, this song threw everybody into a frenzy wanting him out.

[01:28:30] Oh my god, booby, why you don't speak Korean anymore?

[01:28:50] Booby, why you don't speak Korean anymore, man?

[01:28:56] Why you like this?

[01:28:58] You did so good the last time!

[01:29:03] What happened?

[01:29:05] Why you forget everything?

[01:29:14] Why?

[01:29:15] You forgot everything!

[01:29:28] He's getting stupid.

[01:29:35] He died in music videos too many times.

[01:29:44] Oh my god.

[01:29:45] Well wait till you see the music video to this fucking song bro.

[01:29:54] I want to feel it

[01:30:20] Oh my god

[01:30:24] What am I, al-puta?

[01:30:26] What am I, al-puta?

[01:30:28] What am I, al-puta?

[01:30:33] Actually, I really like the way he sounds in this song.

[01:30:36] It is one of his best.

[01:30:38] I feel like Boobie did a great job in this one.

[01:30:44] I really do feel like he did an amazing job.

[01:30:54] Please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby

[01:30:57] Let your bubble dance, cause ugly are the worst

[01:31:01] Out of me, out of me, all ugly are the worst

[01:31:05] Make sure that it hurts, I want to see it burn

[01:31:09] Out of me, out of me, all ugly are the worst

[01:31:12] Let your bubble dance, cause ugly are the worst

[01:31:16] What a good job he did, good job bro.

[01:32:16] Oh my God, Chad. Connor's on his way. Connor's on his way. He's on his way. He's on his way.

[01:32:24] He's getting ready. Bakelithon's starting tomorrow. He's on his way. He's on his way.

[01:32:34] He's on his way. He's on his way. He took a picture. Look at this.

[01:32:45] On his way on his way and he look look at the bag that he's wearing he's wearing the bag

[01:32:51] Oh man you guys if you guys didn't get this bag you missed out bro this bag is so cute

[01:32:56] The Iron Mouse Baggie the bag from Agent Inc

[01:33:02] With the worm plushie key chain in there bro that reflection though

[01:33:11] It's cute!

[01:33:41] you

[01:34:11] you

[01:34:41] you

[01:35:11] you

[01:35:41] you

[01:36:11] What?

[01:36:12] They have something weird.

[01:36:14] That's like saying, oh my god, they look alike.

[01:36:37] They have a nose, and they have a mouth, and they also have eyes.

[01:36:42] Fuck.

[01:36:45] Like, geez, everybody looks the same to me.

[01:36:50] What the fuck?

[01:36:54] Bruh.

[01:36:58] They have eyes, are you sure? You know what I am fucking sure!

[01:37:01] I am fucking sure!

[01:37:03] That man breathes!

[01:37:07] I hope you had a good stream, hello everybody, I'm just here talking shit, I'm just here

[01:37:31] Talking shit, you know how I do.

[01:37:44] Fucking stretch, bro.

[01:37:50] Has anyone seen them together in one place? I have.

[01:37:55] So, enough out of you.

[01:37:57] I love your analog horse stream mister thank you thank you thank you thank you I had a

[01:38:08] good time watching I had a good time watching them

[01:38:11] Hello, how are you?

[01:38:23] You?

[01:38:24] What the fuck?

[01:38:27] Why so you?

[01:38:29] How are you?

[01:38:31] I'm fine.

[01:38:32] How are you?

[01:38:34] You.

[01:38:36] Don't tell me you're old.

[01:38:43] Don't tell me you're not old.

[01:38:45] You're my mom's destiny.

[01:38:47] Don't tell me not to say you're old.

[01:38:50] Don't tell me you're not old.

[01:38:52] You're my mom's destiny.

[01:38:54] My fiancee and I dance to your cover of know me Kada Mars after an exceptional dinner

[01:38:59] Thank you for blessing us with your talent much. Love you three

[01:39:02] Oh my god what I was watching for the walking dead Daniel Daniel Salazar Daniel Salazar

[01:39:25] He speaks very formal Spanish and he's like talking to...

[01:39:29] He's talking to... what's her name?

[01:39:33] Something, what was her name?

[01:39:38] Luciana.

[01:39:39] He's talking to Luciana and he's like...

[01:39:43] Pueblo, Pueblo and Darko boss?

[01:39:45] And I'm like, oh my god, boss.

[01:39:47] Oh, okay.

[01:39:49] Oh, excuse me, boss.

[01:39:51] I just finished it, I just finished Fear the Walking Dead, I did, I finished it, I liked

[01:40:04] it.

[01:40:06] I liked Daniel, I liked Daniel a lot.

[01:40:12] He was a good actor.

[01:40:15] The guy who played Daniela saw us are, was good.

[01:40:28] I like them.

[01:40:32] It was that, you know what?

[01:40:33] It was refreshing to hear people speak Spanish

[01:40:36] and not just have a show, get people

[01:40:39] that say that they speak Spanish

[01:40:41] and then pretend that they're Spanish

[01:40:42] and then not speaks Spanish.

[01:40:45] And I have like a horrible,

[01:40:49] barely speaks Spanish.

[01:40:51] It's good that they actually got actual Spanish speakers

[01:40:54] and not just people were like,

[01:40:56] yo me llamo, si mama, yo soy, yo estoy aqui,

[01:41:01] Los Walkers.

[01:41:05] Si, voy a matar a Los Walkers.

[01:41:07] I am from Mexico.

[01:41:14] I am from Mexico.

[01:41:21] I am Latino.

[01:41:24] Yes.

[01:41:26] I am a Tarlos walker.

[01:41:31] You'll see an hombre que se llama Rick Grimes.

[01:41:44] It was nice, it was nice to actually hear people speaking Spanish and actually hear like...

[01:41:49] Good Spanish, like real Spanish.

[01:41:54] Hey, don't make me... It's okay, it's okay guys, it's okay.

[01:41:57] You don't know Sabo kids, it's fine.

[01:42:01] but it's like bro don't be there you can't have a character saying oh yeah

[01:42:07] like it's one thing to have like you're you're in the United States and you you

[01:42:15] you are Spanish and you learn Spanish but it's another thing having the

[01:42:21] characters go to like Mexico and then talking to people in Mexico and then

[01:42:26] The people in Mexico can't speak Spanish.

[01:42:29] That's like, that's jarring.

[01:42:32] Or it's like, what the fuck?

[01:42:34] Why couldn't you get Spanish,

[01:42:36] fluent Spanish speakers for this?

[01:42:38] What's happening?

[01:42:41] Or it's like, everybody speaks broken Spanish?

[01:42:49] It's like, there's Spanish actors out there, bros.

[01:42:52] What's happening?

[01:42:56] but then you have the case of OG resident evil four-word said in spain but the

[01:43:03] villagers have a clear Mexican oh my god

[01:43:09] bro like

[01:43:17] one day it'll get a right imagine a walking dead telling her well bro I'm

[01:43:25] telling you they need to make telenovelas with like they did they started doing

[01:43:31] supernatural telenovelas like later on like I remember there was this one about

[01:43:35] a vampire guy that I that my mom like and that I that I would tune in from time

[01:43:42] to time I forgot the name of it though but it was like a vampire but they but

[01:43:48] they don't really I don't know I haven't seen telenovelas in a long time so I

[01:43:51] I don't know what kind of telenovelas they're playing these days.

[01:44:04] I know that there was a clone, but that's not...that's more like sci-fi.

[01:44:11] FFFNC telenovelas 2026.

[01:44:21] The 10 telenovelas set to define 2026.

[01:44:30] Corazón de oro.

[01:44:35] En manas un amor compartido.

[01:44:41] What? These are all b-

[01:44:45] Corazon de auto based on a portugese de novela

[01:44:49] Corazon en manas un amor compartido based on a turkey series foster mother

[01:44:54] Whose lives and affections collide when they both fall in love with the same person

[01:44:58] Two sisters fall in love with the same guy

[01:45:01] And where have I heard this before?

[01:45:06] Mi rival

[01:45:08] And Mirivane is based on a radio drama.

[01:45:13] Number four, Guardiante Mi Corazón.

[01:45:19] A romance and protection story with a family focus, okay?

[01:45:24] Hermanos Coraje.

[01:45:27] It's based on a Brazilian telenovela.

[01:45:32] Irmãos Coragem?

[01:45:35] Coragem?

[01:45:36] What is this?

[01:45:39] Somos familia number six.

[01:45:42] It revolves around Veronica Arellano,

[01:45:47] played by a woman who decides to pursue journalism with a very personal goal to trace the daughter she was forced to give up

[01:45:54] for adoption years earlier due to pressure from her own family. Wow!

[01:46:00] Oh, let's see the Telemundo Productions. That was only vision, okay?

[01:46:03] Wait, was that only vision?

[01:46:06] Sorry, yes, Televisa, una visión.

[01:46:09] The next one, let's see the Telemundo ones,

[01:46:12] because sometimes Telemundo ones are cool too, you know?

[01:46:16] Lobo morir matando.

[01:46:20] Former detective who must protect the daughter

[01:46:22] of a past love while on the run for ruthless enemies.

[01:46:26] Number eight, La Reina del Flow 3.

[01:46:29] What?

[01:46:30] What the fuck is La Reina del Flow 3?

[01:46:36] What the fuck?

[01:46:43] Dona beja?

[01:46:48] Dona beja?

[01:46:50] Bea?

[01:46:51] Howdy mousy, just wanted to say thank you for always making me laugh even on bad days.

[01:46:58] Iron mouse, L-O-Love.

[01:47:00] Iron mouse, L-O-Love.

[01:47:02] Thank you.

[01:47:03] Guys, I don't know any of this shit.

[01:47:13] I feel like Tellin'- Artelinoela's dying.

[01:47:18] Artelinoela's dying, bro.

[01:47:21] What is this?

[01:47:28] Ain't no one watching TV. True.

[01:47:33] The surprise op-op-ra, the mouse, Oragem has two versions, one that is very old and another

[01:47:48] version made in the 90s.

[01:47:49] Oh, I see.

[01:47:50] Is it like Elclon?

[01:47:51] How like Elclon has like three different versions?

[01:47:55] Elclon?

[01:47:56] I like Elclon.

[01:47:57] Elclon! I like Elclon!

[01:48:07] I like Elclon!

[01:48:18] Elclon!

[01:48:20] Elclon!

[01:48:23] Opening.

[01:48:27] oh here it is oh my god the fucking the fucking clone bro the fucking clone

[01:48:38] bro

[01:48:41] Oh

[01:49:01] My god, honey, she's so beautiful

[01:49:11] Oh my gosh, she's such a bitch.

[01:49:13] Oh my god!

[01:49:15] It's Spanish!

[01:49:17] It's Spanish!

[01:49:19] It's Spanish!

[01:49:21] She's so beautiful.

[01:49:23] She's so beautiful!

[01:49:41] I bet y'all are probably wondering what the fuck this is about.

[01:50:03] Oh my god, I bet you guys are probably wondering what the fuck this is.

[01:50:06] It's probably about family. Well, it's about a family that they have a son, right? And the son dies.

[01:50:23] The son, the son, I don't know if he dies or something happens to him. He gets into a coma or something happens to the son.

[01:50:30] son and he ends up cloning his son and he makes a clone of his son and then the clone

[01:50:36] of his son starts living his life and he falls in love with this girl and it's like

[01:50:42] uh yeah it's called a clone

[01:50:46] yeah he was like in an accident

[01:50:49] he was like in an accident and like that's why it's called a clone because it's called the clone

[01:50:55] It's called the clone guys. It's about a clone.

[01:51:02] And the thief is the girl, like, he falls in love with this girl and they live, uh,

[01:51:12] is it like Morocco? I think they live in like Morocco or something and he falls in love

[01:51:16] with her and, uh, he wants to marry her but she's supposed to be, she has an arranged

[01:51:22] marriage to somebody else but she's in love with the clone and it's like and

[01:51:26] everybody's super fucking rich

[01:51:29] and she's like Latina but not Latina at the same time like she's half Latina and it's like it's a lot okay

[01:51:37] it's a lot okay

[01:51:39] I'm trying to remember okay it's been a long time I watched this a long time ago is

[01:52:02] Is it all dancing? There is dancing.

[01:52:05] Let me, let me Google a plot for a clone.

[01:52:07] A clone plot.

[01:52:15] A young woman torn between her Islamic upbringing

[01:52:18] and a forbidden love for Lucas, a Brazilian man.

[01:52:21] Years later, she is torn between the now older Lucas

[01:52:24] and his younger clone.

[01:52:26] That's what it is.

[01:52:27] The son got into an accident, he got into an accident, and then they made a clone, but

[01:52:36] then the clone is younger than the other one, and now she's not, she loves the clone, but

[01:52:41] she doesn't, like she's like, ahhhhhh!

[01:52:46] Habibi!

[01:52:47] Foofy!

[01:52:48] Thank you so much for the rain!

[01:52:51] I'll be in a great stream!

[01:52:54] Oh Habibi!

[01:52:55] She said they say Habibi and the thing they're like I Habibi I Habibi I Habibi

[01:53:00] That's how I learned about Habibi. I learned about Habibi through this through this

[01:53:05] Novela I didn't even I never knew about the word Habibi and I learned it and then it wasn't too later that I realized that it wasn't a

[01:53:12] Novela thing it was something else

[01:53:15] Like oh Habibi

[01:53:18] How young is the clone? The clone is like I

[01:53:22] Think the clone is like

[01:53:25] wait how old is the clone the clone is like at least I think he's at least like

[01:53:30] 10 20 years younger than than than the brother than Lucas

[01:53:39] is it is it 18

[01:53:43] Hade is forced to live with her uncle in Morocco after her mother dies and she falls in love

[01:53:57] with a tourist named Lucas Ferraz.

[01:54:00] And following the death of Lucas's twin brother Diego, a scientist clones Lucas to defy death

[01:54:06] creating Leo.

[01:54:11] Due to cultural clashes and broken promises,

[01:54:14] Javid and Lucas separated for 20 years

[01:54:17] and Javid married Said in an arranged marriage,

[01:54:20] but remains unsatisfied.

[01:54:22] Years later, a matured clone, Leo, appears,

[01:54:26] looking exactly like young Lucas,

[01:54:28] the man that Javid once loved,

[01:54:30] forcing her to choose between the memory and the man.

[01:54:36] What do you think about that bro?

[01:54:38] Did you watch this with your parents? Yes.

[01:54:42] I watched this with my mom.

[01:54:49] What do you mean? I watched this with my mom.

[01:54:58] So yeah, so so basically she was in love with she was in love with him

[01:55:02] But then she got into an arranged marriage with another man

[01:55:04] Mouse, were you also a rebel the girl?

[01:55:13] My mom love Betty Lafayette so much holy shit. That was my mom's thing Betty Lafayette

[01:55:25] But yeah, uh, that's a clone bro

[01:55:30] Elclone

[01:55:32] That was like as fantasy as you can get in us. Wait, which was a telenovela with a vampire?

[01:55:39] In the most respectful way possible, it sounds like NTR with extra steps.

[01:55:44] Oh. Oh.

[01:55:46] Um, yeah, maybe.

[01:55:53] Oh my god!

[01:55:56] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:56:02] I found it.

[01:56:11] I found the name of the vampire novella.

[01:56:15] It's called Gabrielle.

[01:56:18] It's called Gabrielle.

[01:56:21] And it's with Cheyenne.

[01:56:22] Cheyenne plays the vampire.

[01:56:24] It came out in 2008.

[01:56:27] Chayang is the modern day vampire Gabriel, a tortured being whose only hope of salvation

[01:56:34] lies in reuniting with his reincarnated soulmate Viviana.

[01:56:39] As the descendants of an Incan priestess who eternally cursed Pissarro for the destruction

[01:56:45] of her village, Viviana has been killed by him for generations in revenge.

[01:56:51] This generation, Gabriel is the closest to her soul he has ever been and once again Pissarro

[01:56:56] threatens to rob him of his long lost love. Holy shit! This, yeah this was when like this was

[01:57:03] like Twilight Fever came out and they're like yo what if we do an umbrella with a fucking vampire

[01:57:09] and it's Chiang. But what if Chiang is the vampire?

[01:57:26] My dad...

[01:57:28] My dad...

[01:57:30] My dad...

[01:57:40] Looking for Mutantes? Wait, is Brazilian X-Men?

[01:57:43] Wait, what?

[01:57:44] I watch the shit out of that!

[01:57:47] Oh, watch that!

[01:57:50] What the fuck?

[01:57:52] Oh my god.

[01:58:02] Oh my god, that's crazy.

[01:58:12] Oh my god, that's crazy.

[01:58:19] La Catrina is the only telenovela I've watched in Spanish class. Wait, what's that about?

[01:58:27] How's your mom watching such static things as Vamper? Bro, it's a fucking novella! What are you talking about?

[01:58:35] It's a novella! Leave my mom alone!

[01:58:38] Oh

[01:58:40] Money man, I feel like we do this novella. We do this novella dance every year. We start going over all the old ones

[01:58:54] Money man opening

[01:58:58] We do this shit every year, bro

[01:59:00] We do this shit every year, every, la Surpadora, oh my god, Maria Mercedes, Papa Ned, they

[01:59:13] use the one for the five gifted subs!

[01:59:15] Let me tell you something bro, you just get used to seeing sexy ladies on TV all the

[01:59:43] time women are always sexy on on on the TV

[01:59:47] this year what this shit like this airs at like 8 p.m. 7 p.m. 8 p.m. bro

[02:00:43] you

[02:01:13] you

[02:01:43] you

[02:02:13] you

[02:02:43] you

[02:03:43] I'm gonna let her!

[02:03:44] SIEMPRE SIEMPRE!

[02:03:45] I'm gonna let her!

[02:03:49] Oh no, are you guys wiggly?

[02:03:51] Is it cooked?

[02:03:53] Is it cooked?

[02:03:55] No!

[02:03:56] Oh no!

[02:04:01] Is it cooked?

[02:04:02] No!

[02:04:03] Wokelum!

[02:04:04] Wokelumani and Wokelum!

[02:04:06] No!

[02:04:13] El egreso presenta

[02:04:18] María Mezze, despacervirele usted

[02:04:22] De mi familia, encargo yo

[02:04:25] Mi madre no se abarco yo

[02:04:28] Porque mi padre, jamás logró

[02:04:32] María Mezze

[02:04:33] Look, he's a g-

[02:04:37] Her dad's an asshole, he's a g-

[02:04:39] Porque mi padre, jamás logró

[02:04:40] Look, look at him, he's drunk.

[02:04:42] He's poor, like, come on, guys.

[02:04:45] Well, we're all there, as drunk again.

[02:05:03] This is super old.

[02:05:06] This is like my grandma.

[02:05:12] This is like my grandma used to watch this.

[02:05:39] She's done a lot.

[02:05:40] Talia's done so many things. She's been, she's been Mari Man,

[02:05:43] Maria Mercedes, Maria Lader Barrio. She's been many Marias.

[02:05:51] She's been so, I mean, there's so many Marias.

[02:05:54] There's all the Marias. She was all the Marias.

[02:05:57] Every single Marias.

[02:06:03] Maria Lader Barrio, soy!

[02:06:10] And this one's cool because she's cool in this one because she's wearing a crown and she's poor.

[02:06:20] She's from Envario and she has a crown on.

[02:06:26] She's cool. She has a crown.

[02:06:34] And bigger than his love.

[02:06:40] Oh my god, she's so hot.

[02:06:50] Yeah!

[02:06:55] This is so 90s, holy shit.

[02:07:04] She's stunning!

[02:07:06] Stunning!

[02:07:10] There's single opening when they aren't dancing, uh...

[02:07:16] Everything.

[02:07:18] Well, not from Talia. Talia always has dance and her openings.

[02:07:21] Oh, what about this one?

[02:07:29] Oh, mga bro.

[02:07:36] What about this one?

[02:08:10] See they're dissing the pool!

[02:08:23] Oh my gosh she's so pretty.

[02:08:25] Oh my god, bad guy!

[02:08:40] So this guy, this guy is so hot.

[02:08:43] This guy was so hot and they dressed him up like, they would make him-

[02:08:47] Every time novellas come up, I can remember the name, but I always think about a trucker.

[02:08:53] This guy is super hot, but they would dress him up like this and make him like a nerd

[02:08:58] so that like, halfway through the show he has like a transformation that like, that's

[02:09:03] like, guys, look, he's hot!

[02:09:07] He's been hot this whole time!

[02:09:08] He was always hot!

[02:09:09] Cause they always had to have like a fucking makeover in the fucking shh!

[02:09:16] They're like, guys, no I swear he's hot, he's hot for real!

[02:09:22] They had fake pimples on him and shit. That shit was insane. Bro, actor no he didn't get, it was literally the same guy.

[02:09:35] They just made him quote unquote ugly. They pulled a Betty Lafe on him and they made him ugly.

[02:09:41] They put a bet they put a bet in a fair on him and then they were like because he was

[02:09:52] like dating this girl and the girl didn't want to be with him anymore because she's

[02:09:55] like I don't want to hurt you anymore.

[02:09:57] Okay, I'll tell you I'll tell you the story.

[02:10:00] He was dating this girl, okay, and she broke up with him because she loved him because

[02:10:07] she had AIDS.

[02:10:09] So she had AIDS and she didn't want to give him AIDS because she was like, oh, I, I want

[02:10:15] to have sex with you, but I'm going to give you AIDS.

[02:10:17] No, I can't.

[02:10:18] So I'm breaking up with you.

[02:10:20] And then he was like, but I love you.

[02:10:21] I'm going to get hot.

[02:10:22] So then you want to fuck me anyway.

[02:10:24] And then he got hot and he goes, look, I'm hot for real.

[02:10:26] I swear.

[02:10:27] And she's like, oh my God.

[02:10:29] Well, who cares if I have AIDS?

[02:10:31] Woo.

[02:10:32] You know what I mean?

[02:10:35] That's literally, that's literally in the novella.

[02:10:37] Okay.

[02:10:38] it up. It's real. She has AIDS. That was a plot, the plot point that she had AIDS in

[02:10:47] the thing. I don't remember how she caught AIDS. I think she got it because she went

[02:10:52] on vacation and she like slept around. It was either she slept with somebody or like,

[02:10:56] I don't know what happened. Whatever. She got CEDA. She had CEDA, bro. And she was like,

[02:11:05] I think, I swear to you, I think one of the lines was,

[02:11:08] how can I have AIDS?

[02:11:09] I'm a girl!

[02:11:10] And it's like...

[02:11:26] Excuse me?

[02:11:27] Pfft!

[02:11:28] I think she literally said that she was like,

[02:11:31] well, how can I have AIDS?

[02:11:33] I am a girl!

[02:11:35] And I'm like, bro, what?

[02:11:38] I remember watching that, and I'm like, uh,

[02:11:41] and I was a kid, and even me, even as a kid, I was like.

[02:11:57] What?

[02:11:57] Pfft.

[02:11:58] Pfft.

[02:11:59] Pfft.

[02:12:00] Pfft.

[02:12:01] Pfft.

[02:12:02] Pfft.

[02:12:03] Pfft.

[02:12:04] Pfft.

[02:12:04] But anyway, so that's the story.

[02:12:13] You're probably wondering, okay, so what's the rest of that story?

[02:12:16] Well, I know that is about a group of girlfriends, friends that they went on summer vacation

[02:12:21] and they were all wild and partying and stuff happened and they're wild and partying and

[02:12:28] stuff happens and they're trying to live their life and try to become adults

[02:12:32] while being rich and partying in wild.

[02:12:41] I think one of the girls had like an eating disorder and she kept like throwing up

[02:12:46] and and I remember I remember one of the girls had an eating disorder she kept

[02:12:50] throwing up and everybody everybody was always commenting on her weight and she

[02:12:54] She looked fine. She was fine. And they were all like, oh my god, well, maybe mama and it's just like, what the fuck? Are you serious?

[02:13:00] She was fine. She was not...

[02:13:03] What are you talking about, bro?

[02:13:06] Yeah, she had to believe me up.

[02:13:11] She looked great, I think.

[02:13:16] Yeah, and another one is like a serious alcoholic and she's like addicted to alcohol so bad that she's like...

[02:13:23] She's like drunk all the time and I think was wasn't one of them like on coke or something

[02:13:29] I don't know. I don't fucking remember. I don't know if it was a coke or like heroin. I don't know, bro

[02:13:34] That shit was wild. That was a crazy ass novella

[02:13:44] How's what dude you watching I was watching no

[02:13:48] You watch

[02:13:50] I'm watching you with my mom leave me alone

[02:13:59] I

[02:14:18] Would ever seen Pat. Oh my god passions

[02:14:25] Teresa and Ethan

[02:14:29] Theresa and Ethan? Oh god.

[02:14:40] You know the names? Bro, man!

[02:14:47] Where is Pasión de Gabilanes? I've heard of Pasión de Gabilanes, but I haven't watched it.

[02:14:59] Have you ever seen a mudgiddy that know?

[02:15:15] I don't know any of these old brawl, that's because...

[02:15:19] Women am I right bruh?

[02:15:29] You see la niña con la motila sold, no?

[02:15:45] You watching Lego Ninjago?

[02:15:47] Well I'm not gonna watch the one in Joggle with my mom at all.

[02:15:53] I'm not gonna watch the one in Joggle with my mom at all, guys.

[02:16:07] Can you imagine?

[02:16:10] Oh my god, I used to watch the one in Joggle with my mom all the time.

[02:16:16] I have to tell my mom that like me watching comment writer in Super Sentai was like my

[02:16:31] soap opera.

[02:16:32] I was like, mom that's my telenovela bro, that's my telenovela, that's my novellas.

[02:16:40] Okay, that's my novella.

[02:16:44] who are my stories did you I heard in Joggle did you come running

[02:16:54] I don't know son of Joggle

[02:17:04] pro wrestling is just so proper for dudes that's true you can't you you can't

[02:17:11] You can't you can't convince me otherwise bro. I've I've been tuning into some wrestling things and I've never seen so much fucking drama

[02:17:18] Holy shit

[02:17:21] It's so drama it's so drama. I'm like bro these boys

[02:17:26] The estrogen is in the room tonight with your drama boys. I

[02:17:32] Feel the estrogen going through your veins and into your pores wrestling bros

[02:17:41] Let's say you.

[02:17:45] Are you ovulating yet?

[02:17:47] Pfft!

[02:17:54] Are you ovulating?

[02:18:01] Your eggs just-

[02:18:05] They better be cabberry eggs because I want cabberry-

[02:18:11] I still want a Cadbury cream egg for Easter!

[02:18:26] Where's my fucking Cadbury egg?

[02:18:38] Yellow corner to send you a box of Cadbury Eggie?

[02:18:55] Oh my god!

[02:19:15] God

[02:19:28] You look could disrupt all of Cyclodon

[02:19:32] I'm gonna go Connor Connor, please get me a Cadbury egg

[02:19:36] Her cycle dawn if not it is cancelled

[02:19:40] Give it to me

[02:20:15] What is Kaijukan?

[02:20:23] What is Kaijukan?

[02:20:29] That's a no.

[02:20:31] I don't know what that is.

[02:20:35] AnimeCon in Puerto Rico? What?

[02:20:39] There's another convention in Puerto Rico?

[02:20:41] Mouse's bring back childhood memories. I remember watching alegríjiz, Rebujos.

[02:20:49] Alegríjiz!

[02:20:54] Hi, it's Misha Yabon.

[02:20:57] I heard that you want some cabberry eggs.

[02:21:00] Yes. Give me a few minutes and I'll poop some out you some LOL.

[02:21:04] What the fuck, hey guys why is like a bunch of fucking concepts are from DK leaking, like

[02:21:15] what's going on?

[02:21:16] Why is it like...

[02:21:19] Not sure.

[02:21:22] Not sure.

[02:21:48] I opened Twitter and the first thing I see is 10 years ago today, one of the greatest,

[02:21:57] one of the greatest The Walking Dead moments ever and it's the fucking, it's fucking

[02:22:01] Megan with a bat about to fucking kill Glenn

[02:22:11] That was ten years ago what

[02:22:19] Damn

[02:22:24] Damn damn son

[02:22:31] Holy shit, I'm old. It's gonna be okay, oldie. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay, oldie.

[02:22:47] What Glenn guys, you spoiler bruh. You're not gonna fucking watch it.

[02:22:54] I don't wanna fuck it. I don't wanna hear it. I don't. I've been talking about this

[02:22:59] show for the past four months I don't want to hear it wait was it four months

[02:23:03] or was it two months when did I start

[02:23:11] brother it's been ten years

[02:23:18] January oh my god it's almost it's almost four months like for real it's

[02:23:26] It's almost for months like for real!

[02:23:29] Cough Cough

[02:23:38] You stop watching after they killed Beth bro that was bullshit bro

[02:23:41] Beth's dead

[02:23:42] That was utter bullshit

[02:23:46] That was absolute bullshit

[02:23:47] The way they killed her off was just so frustrating

[02:23:51] I can't believe that bro

[02:23:53] They like I was like what the fuck

[02:23:56] Hmm

[02:24:07] You stop that the machine left machine

[02:24:24] They did the best

[02:24:26] She basically offed herself, it's true.

[02:24:36] What time is it?

[02:24:39] Oh my god, it's time for my meds.

[02:24:46] It's time for my meds!

[02:24:48] My medecina!

[02:24:50] is gamer time well I don't know if I don't know if Ari's gonna play with us I

[02:25:02] think she's so fucked up but she already just fixed it

[02:25:09] YAYYYY!

[02:25:13] YAY! She fixed it!

[02:25:15] She fixed it!

[02:25:19] Fixed it!

[02:25:34] She fixed it!

[02:25:39] Oh my god.

[02:25:54] Is that what you call getting a boob job?

[02:26:04] What do you think about that?

[02:26:29] Are you stimming?

[02:26:36] This is a sound of tigaderm.

[02:26:54] It's the sound of tigaderm.

[02:27:12] I'm gonna take my meds right now, bro.

[02:27:24] What?

[02:27:54] so

[02:28:19] So, what do you guys think about, um, what do you guys think about, um, what do you think

[02:28:35] about that fire force ending up?

[02:28:42] What do you think about that?

[02:28:48] She saw it?

[02:28:51] Of course I saw it!

[02:28:54] You never saw Fire Force?

[02:28:58] Bro, tell me that you don't...

[02:29:02] Like, you can't say...

[02:29:05] You can't say...

[02:29:09] there's no way there won't be a soul eater remake now like I feel like the

[02:29:14] ending cemented the fact that the remake is coming for those of you that don't

[02:29:19] know Fire Force is a prequel the soul eater and the last episode and just gave

[02:29:31] us a lot it's what it's a prequel the soul eater

[02:29:39] I'm glad it wasn't me.

[02:30:07] It's hard not to get spoiled with the internet, how it is these days.

[02:30:11] I had, so I started watching Fire Force and then I stopped watching and then I started

[02:30:22] watching and then I stopped watching and then I started watching it again and then I, uh,

[02:30:27] I'm glad I finished it.

[02:30:31] But it's one of those things where it's like, I feel like if you don't, if you don't like

[02:30:37] soul eater like you won't get it bro we gotta get that remake now we have to

[02:30:47] fucking get the remake now there's no way we won't get it there's no way we

[02:30:51] They can't get it now, they can't do this to us!

[02:31:03] They can't do this to us bros!

[02:31:05] I need my soul in a reboot bro!

[02:31:32] Your brotherhood revamp will soul your bro me too bro.

[02:31:38] Hello?

[02:31:39] Hello?

[02:31:40] H-Hello?

[02:31:42] Um...

[02:31:43] Uh oh.

[02:31:44] Uh...

[02:31:45] Uh...

[02:31:46] Uh...

[02:31:47] Uh...

[02:31:48] Hello?

[02:31:49] No I haven't gotten that McDonald's meal yet, but I'm gonna get one!

[02:31:54] Why? Cause the Kpop Demon Hunter thing?

[02:31:55] I want the Kpop Demon Hunter meal!

[02:31:59] Yeah, I knew it.

[02:32:00] I want that fucking meal!

[02:32:01] The grimmest sauce that they took out of the fucking back and then reheated and then we're like hey guys

[02:32:08] It's the kpop demon sauce

[02:32:12] Guys I swear, it's not the grimace

[02:32:19] I need more I need the kpop demon hunter's meal

[02:32:22] I need the sauce. That's the only way I'm gonna save the world any McDonald's

[02:32:31] I think it'll kill me.

[02:32:33] I just want the photo card that comes in it.

[02:32:38] And just to say that I got you.

[02:32:39] Sorry, I can go sacrifice ourselves to McDonald's if you want it.

[02:32:42] Yeah.

[02:32:43] Send it to you.

[02:32:44] Yeah.

[02:32:45] Mmm, yummer.

[02:32:46] Yeah.

[02:32:47] Yeah.

[02:32:48] Should I have you eat the whole amount of Cadbury eggs now?

[02:32:54] Leave them alone!

[02:32:55] Oh, chocolate.

[02:32:56] Yeah, Easter at your time.

[02:32:57] Yeah, you have to lay eggs.

[02:32:58] It's Easter.

[02:32:59] You have to lay eggs, it's Easter.

[02:33:02] Aw, okay.

[02:33:07] Let me see what I can do.

[02:33:10] It has to be Cadbury Cream Egg.

[02:33:14] Cream in the middle?

[02:33:16] Yes.

[02:33:19] It's egg time.

[02:33:22] 120 pound Cadbury Egg.

[02:33:25] Well, I have all that one thing in here.

[02:33:26] Okay.

[02:33:26] Holy shit, chill.

[02:33:28] Okay, chill.

[02:33:29] God.

[02:33:30] Geez.

[02:33:31] You're gonna rip your taint on that one.

[02:33:35] Well.

[02:33:36] Guys, can we go to a furry mansion?

[02:33:40] Uh, yeah.

[02:33:41] Yes.

[02:33:42] Do you know like 30 other furries that collab and put a whole bunch of money into it?

[02:33:46] Have you seen that furry mansion video?

[02:33:48] Oh yeah, I saw it.

[02:33:49] And everybody's like, oh my God.

[02:33:51] And then I go out.

[02:33:52] That's the life.

[02:33:54] Never really thought about it, but then I saw it keep coming up over and over and over and over again

[02:33:59] I'm like wow people must really like this, but then I was like, oh no people were just jealous that they didn't think of it

[02:34:10] What it's fun should just go on

[02:34:13] Vacations with their friends. Yeah

[02:34:15] Instead of like going to like a con or something save some money and then rent out some bougie place go go enjoy ourselves

[02:34:21] Go explore the world, go do something. It's genuinely you'll make such crazy memories.

[02:34:28] Frencation.

[02:34:29] Frencation.

[02:34:30] I'm not a furry!

[02:34:32] Okay.

[02:34:33] What?

[02:34:35] I'm not a furry. I'm not furry and I'm like, hey!

[02:34:40] Thanks for the 42 months. I'm not a furry.

[02:34:43] You're welcome.

[02:34:44] Okay.

[02:34:45] I don't even have a first owner.

[02:34:46] Not yet.

[02:34:47] But if I did.

[02:34:48] But if I did, and I didn't totally draw it up already and have it in my arsenal, so she says.

[02:34:55] But if I did, I think I would be a lamb.

[02:34:58] Ooh, a lamb!

[02:35:00] That would be so cute.

[02:35:01] Can you take your skin off and be like something else underneath?

[02:35:04] That'd be kind of fun.

[02:35:05] Oh shit, what can I be underneath my skin?

[02:35:08] Look, you know.

[02:35:09] A hot babe.

[02:35:11] There you go.

[02:35:13] But if I would, if I was,

[02:35:17] I'm just saying, if I was, I don't see this as a thing, my name is Iron Mouse, but I just

[02:35:23] don't think my persona would be a mouse.

[02:35:26] Yeah.

[02:35:27] I just don't feel like a mouse.

[02:35:29] I mean, I do, because everybody called me mouse, because I'm small, but like...

[02:35:33] Yeah, but she's small too.

[02:35:37] Yeah.

[02:35:38] But I'd be like a lamb.

[02:35:41] Mmm.

[02:35:42] I like that.

[02:35:43] But I also like, my original Vtuber concept was a bunny

[02:35:48] Oh my bunny

[02:35:51] Excuse me?

[02:35:53] I know how you abandoned me

[02:35:55] That's so sad, I'm so sorry Shia

[02:35:59] I get it, I understand

[02:36:02] Listen, you know, I had to leave being a bunny to the professionals, I wasn't a good bunny

[02:36:08] I think you could hop on it

[02:36:10] You can hop on it

[02:36:12] Can you hop on it?

[02:36:14] Yeah you can hop on it

[02:36:16] Trader, what hop on it?

[02:36:20] I will hop on it

[02:36:24] A demon lamb? Oh my god that sounds cool

[02:36:28] Yeah but like I'm missing

[02:36:30] I would only want those Chinese versions

[02:36:34] Oh they're so cute yeah

[02:36:36] It's like kimono or kimono

[02:36:38] I always forget the name of them.

[02:36:39] And Mono.

[02:36:41] They're good. That's a cute.

[02:36:43] Listen, I'm not afraid, but if I was, I would totally get one of those.

[02:36:50] You're pretty cute.

[02:36:52] Probably like 10,000.

[02:36:55] I see.

[02:36:56] So that could be a Tuber Model.

[02:36:57] That's one VTuber Model.

[02:37:02] Like a VTuber Model.

[02:37:03] Like a VTuber Model.

[02:37:04] Literally one VTuber Model.

[02:37:06] Yeah.

[02:37:08] Oh, well, hi

[02:37:11] I sound like shit. I feel like shit

[02:37:13] You know you sound like a beautiful

[02:37:15] Milady, I just spent the past two hours figuring out audio

[02:37:21] ill

[02:37:23] Earlier today, I wish I couldn't empathize so hard today. I just I don't even want to talk about it

[02:37:31] I don't like it

[02:37:33] I don't like it or if you had a persona, what would it be? I feel like

[02:37:40] Unfortunately, yeah, my answer my answer is like I feel like the most obvious like everyone says that but like I feel like I am legit

[02:37:47] Husky coded. Oh shit. Oh my god. You'll be a husky. Yeah

[02:37:54] I mean I have a husky

[02:37:56] but I'm also loud and

[02:37:58] dramatic

[02:38:00] And I crashed out after like one minor inconvenience

[02:38:04] Mmm. Hussies do do that. Yeah. Yes

[02:38:12] I love it when you do that

[02:38:14] I don't know if I have it completely set up

[02:38:17] I don't think I have all my settings completely where they need to be but like it's okay. That's all right

[02:38:22] I could sound a little bit like shit today. It's fine. You sound great. You sound great. You sound good

[02:38:28] Thanks

[02:38:29] You're welcome appreciate that. I'm tired

[02:38:34] Bro, I literally shy and I have been running around all day

[02:38:36] I shuned earlier today that we had to go outside

[02:38:39] Then I had to drive over to Basil's house because I had to give him a present because it's his birthday on Sunday

[02:38:43] So then I just so I went over to his house

[02:38:45] And then we had to go get Taco Bell because I haven't eaten all day and then we

[02:38:52] Then we had to like go to like a

[02:38:54] a hardware store okay because we were having ants coming to our house so I

[02:38:58] have to like go get a little stupid little thing to like make sure that the

[02:39:01] ants will come to our house and then I had to come back and then we had to like

[02:39:04] do 3D stuff because we have like a thing happening this weekend so I had to like

[02:39:07] test it and then we finally sat down and now we're here to play games. I cleaned

[02:39:13] all day and then my mixer broke. Oh now I'm here. Yes!

[02:39:20] I

[02:39:22] Left for today is my day now. Yay. Good morning. Good morning

[02:39:29] You want to get some ants I want an ant no, I don't want to you don't want to

[02:39:37] In my house like a glass you know, and I was like oh my god, what am I gonna do?

[02:39:42] I can't feel it in them, everywhere.

[02:39:45] Yeah, it does.

[02:39:47] You felt them?

[02:39:48] Wait, you felt them?

[02:39:49] I knew that they were there.

[02:39:51] You sensed them?

[02:39:52] I knew, so I felt them everywhere.

[02:39:54] You sensed it.

[02:39:55] Yeah, you get like the icky's.

[02:39:58] Yes, they're like crawling all over and this is like...

[02:40:01] Oh, I hate that.

[02:40:03] Yeah, I saw one ant and I said, No!

[02:40:05] This isn't happening.

[02:40:06] I don't like that.

[02:40:07] Yeah, it was just one ant.

[02:40:09] That's enough.

[02:40:10] That's enough to make me not want ants.

[02:40:12] It was a big ant though.

[02:40:18] It was actually a big ant.

[02:40:22] Like a penny.

[02:40:23] It was like abnormally big.

[02:40:26] I don't know.

[02:40:27] I don't know.

[02:40:28] I don't like it.

[02:40:29] Oh my god, a queen.

[02:40:30] Oh, probably.

[02:40:31] That sounds like a queen.

[02:40:34] Aren't the queens like super big?

[02:40:36] I think so.

[02:40:37] Did it have wings?

[02:40:38] Free protein?

[02:40:39] I did try to get my cat to eat it.

[02:40:41] She didn't want to eat it though.

[02:40:43] Oh.

[02:40:44] Carpent her ant.

[02:40:46] Oh.

[02:40:47] Mmm.

[02:40:49] Mmm.

[02:40:50] Mmm.

[02:40:51] Mmm.

[02:40:52] Mmm.

[02:40:53] Mmm.

[02:40:54] Mmm.

[02:40:55] Don't like that.

[02:40:56] This is a carpenter ant? Ew.

[02:40:58] Why are they called carpenter ants?

[02:41:00] Are they going to fix my carpet?

[02:41:02] They build things when you're asleep.

[02:41:04] Oh, shit.

[02:41:08] I'd take my meds.

[02:41:10] It's okay, I just took my silly pill so you and me grow against the world.

[02:41:15] Yeah!

[02:41:16] Wow!

[02:41:19] I'm so pale.

[02:41:21] We're so pale.

[02:41:23] I'm pale.

[02:41:24] I'm just glad that the pill that I took is blue.

[02:41:27] That's all I can say.

[02:41:29] She's blue-pilled.

[02:41:30] I'm blue-pilled.

[02:41:31] Blue-pilled.

[02:41:32] Thank God.

[02:41:34] I'm purple-pilled.

[02:41:36] Purple-pilled.

[02:41:37] That's a good one.

[02:41:38] good one yeah guys I am taking Viagra how'd you know I do it I take Viagra

[02:41:50] at least once Viagra you must say they ready to play I won't play wait I have to

[02:41:59] Is there I have to update it all update it's done. I did it. Okay. Yeah, baby. Oh

[02:42:06] My god, I have a hundred twenty nine hours in this game

[02:42:10] Damn, that's crazy. I don't have 50

[02:42:16] Many much many months

[02:42:18] I don't have so many more.

[02:42:20] Why do so many more?

[02:42:21] I like them so much.

[02:42:26] I was like, I was like, child, we're gonna play a peek

[02:42:28] and they're like, what the fuck?

[02:42:30] What?

[02:42:31] What?

[02:42:31] Why haven't you heard of that game in ten years?

[02:42:35] In ten years?

[02:42:36] It's been so long.

[02:42:39] It's been a million years.

[02:42:42] Oh.

[02:42:44] What the?

[02:42:46] A million years.

[02:42:48] What happened?

[02:42:50] I don't know

[02:42:54] I don't remember things bro

[02:43:00] It's already happening

[02:43:04] I just heard some laying eggs

[02:43:08] What?

[02:43:10] It's been a long day

[02:43:12] I've been laying a lot of eggs

[02:43:14] I know who else has been laying on eggs.

[02:43:17] Shia, it's that time of year.

[02:43:20] Mm-hmm.

[02:43:21] Mm-hmm.

[02:43:22] Mm-hmm.

[02:43:23] You know me, you get me.

[02:43:27] Is this the right microphone?

[02:43:31] Is it the right microphone?

[02:43:33] It's my right microphone.

[02:43:34] Oh, I'm gonna have to go check that too.

[02:43:36] Oh no.

[02:43:37] It's okay.

[02:43:38] It can be normal about this.

[02:43:40] I'll be right back.

[02:43:42] It can be normal about this.

[02:43:44] I'll be right back.

[02:43:45] Never mind, it can't be normal about this.

[02:43:47] I'm not a furry, but it's my worst.

[02:43:59] Yeah, we'll just keep denying it until the day comes.

[02:44:08] I will always be in denial for the bit and then when everyone is just like okay

[02:44:11] I'm gonna be like yeah, I am a furry and I'm like just endlessly leave that for the rest of my life

[02:44:18] Just say fucking I think it's funny you do it

[02:44:22] Just do it. Just do what I do say fucking just do it. I'm curious. Just do it. Just do it

[02:44:31] But yeah, and we gonna get our with our furry mouths and we sloppy

[02:44:38] Yeah, it's gonna be like...

[02:44:40] It's gonna be like that thing, that guy.

[02:44:45] The grapefruit?

[02:44:47] Oh.

[02:44:49] Oh, grapefruit!

[02:44:51] Look at that.

[02:44:53] The grapefruit!

[02:44:56] I'm coming!

[02:44:58] She's coming! She's coming! She's coming home!

[02:45:01] She's coming home!

[02:45:03] She's coming home!

[02:45:05] She's coming! She's coming! She's coming hard!

[02:45:11] Are you here?

[02:45:17] Hello?

[02:45:18] Hello?

[02:45:20] Can you hear me?

[02:45:23] Can you hear me?

[02:45:25] Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

[02:45:27] I can hear you. Whoa!

[02:45:28] Wait, why'd you get that awesome outfit?

[02:45:31] I don't know what I'm wearing. What is this?

[02:45:33] You look like you look like construction

[02:45:37] Yeah, sometimes I get my two by four and I shove it up my three by six and I'd say hell yeah, and that's what I do

[02:45:45] Yeah

[02:45:48] Sometimes I do a little hell yeah, and I do a little whoo-ho

[02:45:57] Why do I have this outfit yeah, where's that from?

[02:46:03] does it tell you I want that I want that for me oh is this all you know what

[02:46:13] is this when I cheated you cheat you cheating you're a cheater I did the

[02:46:19] speedrun strat where you throw yourself in a cannon and you like oh I like that

[02:46:22] I've done that strat actually.

[02:46:24] Oh, is that it?

[02:46:26] I'm not one to look it up.

[02:46:28] I'm not one to look it up.

[02:46:30] I'm not one to look it up.

[02:46:32] I'm not one to look it up.

[02:46:34] Why do you have that?

[02:46:36] Why do I have a strap about my legs?

[02:46:38] I'm strapping that beard.

[02:46:40] Oh, my strap.

[02:46:42] You can get a really, really cute winter coat if you get through the alpine area without having ever more than 20% cold.

[02:46:50] Yeah, it's not happening

[02:46:53] So cute though. Yeah

[02:46:58] Yes, you have to pull an unconscious friend 30 meters with the rescue claw

[02:47:15] No, I think you died

[02:47:20] I think you guys ever done that tomb?

[02:47:24] Oh I don't think so actually. Wait no, is that when you get the Bing Bong hat?

[02:47:29] Yes, I don't have the Bing Bong hat.

[02:47:31] I have the Bing Bong hat.

[02:47:33] Oh I don't have that.

[02:47:34] I wish I got an outfit or a hat for when I climbed Alpine and then went back down Alpine to take Maas down there

[02:47:42] and then went back up and then went back down like four times in the same run.

[02:47:45] Hey that was an adventure.

[02:47:47] That was an adventure, but I feel like I don't have anything to show for it.

[02:47:52] Power friendship.

[02:47:54] Power friendship.

[02:47:56] Power friendship.

[02:47:58] Power friendship, here we go.

[02:48:01] Wait, we can grab again? It's no longer kicking?

[02:48:04] Oh, so they have that still, but you have to do it in a custom run.

[02:48:08] Oh.

[02:48:09] Oh, we made it.

[02:48:11] Yeah, kicking made it so hard.

[02:48:14] But it was so fun.

[02:48:16] You can't deny it was hilarious.

[02:48:20] Yeah, it was fun.

[02:48:21] It was so fun.

[02:48:23] I have no idea.

[02:48:24] I can just keep the bed crying. It's fine.

[02:48:26] He's not having fun, Bob. He didn't like it.

[02:48:31] That's so sad. I'm so sorry.

[02:48:33] I took my time out of my day to invite you to a game.

[02:48:36] Yes, Shia.

[02:48:37] And you didn't have fun.

[02:48:39] Sorry, my bad.

[02:48:40] Classic class.

[02:48:42] I'll try to remember getting kicked on the ground and endlessly off of a mountain by a crocodile man.

[02:48:52] Yeah, I was going to say, I wasn't me, I didn't, right?

[02:48:55] No, it was fun, I liked it.

[02:48:57] What? I don't like it.

[02:48:59] Rack the mode, take mode.

[02:49:01] I want kick this funny.

[02:49:08] I think I need more of that.

[02:49:12] I'm about 20 seconds from crashing out.

[02:49:16] No, don't cry.

[02:49:18] Why?

[02:49:19] Because I'm trying to figure out my equalizer now.

[02:49:23] Because sometimes I'm a loud as hell bitch and sometimes I have heartache and I need

[02:49:28] to like get it all to be the same but it's so hard.

[02:49:32] Yeah, but why?

[02:49:33] But why?

[02:49:34] Why just be loud?

[02:49:36] That is fun.

[02:49:37] That's what I'm trying to make my low ones loud.

[02:49:40] That's a compressor not equalizer?

[02:49:57] No!

[02:49:58] No?

[02:49:59] I think I did it right, I think I did it, I'm not trying to reduce my loudness, I'm trying

[02:50:23] Santa, up my quiet.

[02:50:25] I like your loudness.

[02:50:27] Thank you.

[02:50:28] Nuts.

[02:50:29] Nuts.

[02:50:30] I'll thank you for that.

[02:50:33] Mmm.

[02:50:34] Ah!

[02:50:35] I'm gonna ask you on Facebook.

[02:50:37] Yeah.

[02:50:43] What the?

[02:50:44] Did you like it?

[02:50:48] I like it.

[02:50:50] Wait, my cheeks.

[02:51:22] Okay

[02:51:33] What are you doing

[02:51:42] Okay

[02:51:52] Ooh, she's gonna puke!

[02:51:54] Oh boy!

[02:51:56] Ooh, you're in trouble!

[02:51:58] Ooh, you're in trouble!

[02:52:00] Oh boy!

[02:52:02] Oh man!

[02:52:04] Nah, I guess so.

[02:52:06] I like you.

[02:52:08] If you want it!

[02:52:10] If I want it!

[02:52:12] If you want it!

[02:52:14] I want it!

[02:52:16] Sure!

[02:52:18] Wait, I wanna ask...

[02:52:20] gift buff up. I love her advice. These jumps is aft.

[02:52:24] Oops sorry. Wait!

[02:52:27] Big Bang am I gay?

[02:52:28] You're not supposed to run for help.

[02:52:30] You're right. Am I gay?

[02:52:33] Yeah.

[02:52:34] Oh!

[02:52:35] Yeah, you are gay.

[02:52:36] Wait!

[02:52:37] Sorry.

[02:52:38] To the geniuses, unironically geniuses, like actually geniuses, in Nelson's chat and

[02:52:44] told me that first of all.

[02:52:45] Thank you. Second of all, why don't we change in compressor? To do that, that would be so

[02:52:50] Thank you. I don't know shit about audio. I should learn that. This is my job

[02:52:57] Yeah, aren't you like a teacher with like a masters?

[02:53:03] Masters in audio

[02:53:05] Now that masters going into audio

[02:53:17] All right, come on here we go

[02:53:20] Let's see what we can do.

[02:53:22] Teacher?

[02:53:28] What? Hey, what is that?

[02:53:30] What is that?

[02:53:31] That was just Ari. Okay, nevermind.

[02:53:33] Ah, let's go.

[02:53:34] I'm sorry, man.

[02:53:35] I wish that was me.

[02:53:37] It could be.

[02:53:39] What?

[02:53:40] That could be.

[02:53:42] Ari is like the yellow version of Mouse. What does that mean?

[02:53:47] What does that even mean?

[02:53:49] I'm white.

[02:53:51] I'm white with me.

[02:53:53] Yeah, get on that tree and climb up that tree.

[02:53:55] Yep.

[02:53:57] There we go.

[02:53:59] My beautiful, my beautiful, golden white flower.

[02:54:03] That is true. You are white.

[02:54:07] You want a little bit of milk?

[02:54:09] I'll give you a little bit of milk.

[02:54:11] I got to eat this guy.

[02:54:13] You want a little milky girl or some milkies?

[02:54:17] milky girl wants some milkies

[02:54:19] huh?

[02:54:20] hello milky and i want upi

[02:54:22] yeah i do on youtube

[02:54:23] do you want upi milky?

[02:54:25] upi and milky

[02:54:26] there's a little granola here

[02:54:27] do you want granola?

[02:54:29] i only eat the amadam side of the food

[02:54:31] oh

[02:54:33] i miss you so much

[02:54:35] i miss you too

[02:54:37] i love you so much

[02:54:39] i think about you all the time

[02:54:41] every day

[02:54:43] every day i think about you

[02:54:45] What if I grow up too?

[02:54:47] And then I say, be on measure, you know?

[02:54:50] I'm feeling, me too.

[02:54:52] I'm not feeling you.

[02:54:57] I like this audio.

[02:54:59] No, don't die!

[02:55:01] I'm gonna die.

[02:55:02] No, don't! Don't do it!

[02:55:04] I'm gonna do it. It's gonna happen.

[02:55:06] Don't do it! Please!

[02:55:09] My mom was like...

[02:55:10] You're so heartless, actually.

[02:55:11] You're gonna spank me.

[02:55:13] Wow you get spanked that's so cool. I get spanked every day.

[02:55:18] Oh that's so cool. Lucky.

[02:55:22] Without me? I wish you were involved.

[02:55:27] That's okay I'll spank you one day.

[02:55:31] It better happen one day.

[02:55:34] Oh it's good. Is it near the new map?

[02:55:38] I'm really like rookie and you're like a bad pet for someone I work to get all that shit

[02:55:44] I'm at the beginning

[02:55:47] Guys?

[02:55:49] Yes, Jesus Christ, what?

[02:55:52] Stop showing me your hole!

[02:55:54] He showed me a hole!

[02:55:55] Guys?

[02:55:56] Stop! Clean this!

[02:55:58] Yes?

[02:55:59] I love you.

[02:56:00] I love you too.

[02:56:01] Oh I love you!

[02:56:02] I would just tell a master that I love her and I miss her. I haven't seen her in 10,000 years.

[02:56:05] Yeah.

[02:56:06] And that's partially my fault, it's honestly my fault.

[02:56:09] We were supposed to talk and I fell asleep and then she fell asleep and I fell asleep and she fell asleep.

[02:56:14] Yeah, it's been really bad.

[02:56:15] Classic, classic, classic.

[02:56:19] You know what, I forgot that we had kick on, I literally just wanted to reach my hand out to you and I just kicked you instead, now I just feel bad.

[02:56:27] I can't do that. I can't kick you if my hands are full. I don't know what that means.

[02:56:35] Here, wait, I can kick you.

[02:56:37] NOOOOO!

[02:56:38] HAHAHAHA!

[02:56:39] HAHAHAHA!

[02:56:40] SHUT UP!

[02:56:41] YOU NEED USE!

[02:56:42] OH FUCK!

[02:56:43] How are we gonna help each other?

[02:56:44] We can't even help each other!

[02:56:45] There's a spark!

[02:56:46] No!

[02:56:47] There's no helping!

[02:56:48] I need to think about it!

[02:56:49] You do this mountain as if you're doing it yourself.

[02:56:52] YAH!

[02:56:53] And even there is no help.

[02:56:55] No help.

[02:56:56] I hope you like that.

[02:56:59] We're gonna die.

[02:57:02] Probably me.

[02:57:04] I tried to help you I tried to help you oh yeah I'm sending some resentment I'm

[02:57:11] sensing no I tried to help I was helping you here no I was helping I was

[02:57:14] helping I don't control him I don't look at me

[02:57:18] no I can't get you're fucking ready I can't wrap it I don't make enough of it

[02:57:24] look how fast he is he's a fucking rabbit you think I can catch up to that

[02:57:28] Roja, neighbor pisses me off.

[02:57:30] I know. I get it.

[02:57:32] I can't believe you're forced to play games with your neighbor.

[02:57:36] I know, it's like some weird sitcom, you know?

[02:57:38] So weird. Why is he always at your house?

[02:57:42] Uh, cause he flicks it, he fixes my plumbing, and it also flucks me, so like I just feel like he should be here.

[02:57:49] He goes, what?!

[02:57:58] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I forgot the end.

[02:58:01] Fuck you, it's over, we're not fucking anymore.

[02:58:03] Oh, oh, no!

[02:58:05] He has to fuzz.

[02:58:07] Oh, sorry, y'all.

[02:58:10] Stop it.

[02:58:12] Oh!

[02:58:14] Maybe we should go that way.

[02:58:16] Where?

[02:58:18] Oh, I almost kicked you.

[02:58:20] Oh my god, won't you?

[02:58:22] That's okay, I just serve it.

[02:58:24] That's what Ari says.

[02:58:26] This is true, I just need to make sure I get to beat you.

[02:58:30] Just smash those balls.

[02:58:33] I remember when Shia was nice to me.

[02:58:35] What? I am nice to you.

[02:58:39] And another fun thing? It lasts for 5 minutes, 1-5, but it would be nice.

[02:58:43] What?

[02:58:45] Well, we're going to fight you.

[02:58:46] Damn, 5 minutes is a long time to last.

[02:58:48] Damn, 5 minutes.

[02:58:50] That's a long time.

[02:58:52] It is a long time.

[02:58:54] I have all minutes.

[02:58:57] He wouldn't last five minutes in this game.

[02:59:04] This is a new variation from what we played.

[02:59:11] Every 48 hours.

[02:59:15] Whatever we had last time was awful.

[02:59:19] There were like five.

[02:59:21] I have such the urge to turn around and help you, but I'm sorry.

[02:59:33] I know, I keep not looking at you on purpose.

[02:59:38] It's not that I don't like you, it's just that I don't like you.

[02:59:42] Enjoy the next 24 hours.

[02:59:45] No, don't say that to me!

[02:59:48] What's gonna happen?

[02:59:53] What is he dead?

[03:00:00] I get it

[03:00:04] A little bit of equality

[03:00:07] My mother's over it's your turn now. Yeah

[03:00:12] What if penis is had a period?

[03:00:14] It's called sperm cramps.

[03:00:18] No, it's not.

[03:00:20] It's not called sperm cramps.

[03:00:22] Almost daily, but you don't hear us crying about it.

[03:00:25] Okay.

[03:00:26] Why do you get your sperm cramps?

[03:00:32] I just love too hard.

[03:00:34] I love your deried.

[03:00:38] You're deried.

[03:00:41] You love too hard.

[03:00:42] get out of here hey where my little pop go what if I did this yeah is that

[03:00:53] stupid? Is this dumb? I don't know. Try it. Oh, I can't feel you. No way. Okay, wait,

[03:01:06] I almost had it! Okay, let me get in there. Let me get in there. Okay, wait, are you

[03:01:17] are you sure? Yeah. Okay. I can't feel you. Oh wait I almost had it. I almost had it.

[03:01:30] Wait one more try. One more try. Okay. Are you in? Yeah I'm in. Are you in? Yeah. I

[03:01:36] can't feel you. Yeah I'm in. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. Ready? When you let it around?

[03:01:41] Yeah, yeah, can you turn to the left?

[03:01:43] No!

[03:01:44] Okay, that's not happening.

[03:01:49] There's no way I couldn't grab it.

[03:01:50] It does.

[03:01:51] It pushes me right up against what I...

[03:01:52] You know what you tried.

[03:01:54] Thank you.

[03:01:55] And that's the best thing you can do.

[03:01:58] You shut up.

[03:01:59] I swear, I will end you.

[03:02:01] Trying is the first part of it, Alish.

[03:02:04] Shut up!

[03:02:05] Nuts.

[03:02:06] Dude, we need to get up there.

[03:02:08] Oh, shit.

[03:02:09] You don't think I've already done that already?

[03:02:11] You don't think the already is?

[03:02:12] Give it a little closer.

[03:02:13] Alright, you don't want it?

[03:02:14] Change your foreskin.

[03:02:15] Okay, well now we're getting way too personless.

[03:02:16] Now it's personless.

[03:02:17] Would you have a foreskin collection if you could?

[03:02:20] Is someone in chat asking that, or is that you?

[03:02:23] Where do I put the blame?

[03:02:26] Me.

[03:02:27] Okay.

[03:02:28] foreskin collection if you could.

[03:02:32] Is someone in chat asking that or is that you?

[03:02:34] Where do I put the blame?

[03:02:35] Me.

[03:02:36] Me.

[03:02:36] Yeah.

[03:02:37] OK.

[03:02:40] That's a very normal mouse question,

[03:02:41] shy.

[03:02:42] I don't know why you're surprised.

[03:02:43] I have a lot of questions of life.

[03:02:44] Ah!

[03:02:45] Ah!

[03:02:46] Ah!

[03:02:47] Are you OK?

[03:02:48] I can't go up there now.

[03:02:50] OK, well I guess we're just fucked now, huh?

[03:02:52] I guess it's going home.

[03:02:53] Yep.

[03:02:54] Fuck us then.

[03:02:55] Uh-oh.

[03:02:55] Ah!

[03:02:56] Ah!

[03:02:57] SHUT UP!

[03:02:59] What?

[03:03:00] What is happening over there?

[03:03:02] What?

[03:03:05] Girls, chill.

[03:03:07] I'm hurt.

[03:03:09] Come here.

[03:03:10] Are you actually hurt?

[03:03:11] My body hurts.

[03:03:12] Yes, I am.

[03:03:13] I'm very hurt.

[03:03:14] Come here.

[03:03:15] I'm actually hurt really bad.

[03:03:17] Like emotionally?

[03:03:18] He hurt his ball nerve.

[03:03:19] No, basically.

[03:03:20] My body hurts really bad.

[03:03:21] His ball nerve.

[03:03:23] Ball nerve.

[03:03:25] How do I feel to get your ball removed?

[03:03:27] I mean, ball never moved.

[03:03:28] Am I?

[03:03:29] And what the?

[03:03:30] Oh, we're stuck.

[03:03:31] We're stuck.

[03:03:32] OK.

[03:03:32] I'm not going to lie to you.

[03:03:36] Are you moving?

[03:03:37] Are you?

[03:03:39] I thought immediately better.

[03:03:41] It sucked to get it out at the first 24 hours.

[03:03:44] We're awful page-wise.

[03:03:46] Yeah, OK.

[03:03:47] They strapped me in.

[03:03:48] They strapped me in.

[03:03:49] Close ball never move.

[03:03:51] They strapped me in.

[03:03:53] Why are you going psycho?

[03:03:55] Because they were like, we're afraid your coochie's gonna fall out, so we're gonna strap you in.

[03:03:59] Yeah.

[03:04:00] And, when they removed that, I didn't have any painkillers in my system, and I don't think I've ever felt anything like that.

[03:04:06] It, like, I screamed like a bitch.

[03:04:09] Oh my god.

[03:04:10] And my nurse looked at me real hard, she's like,

[03:04:13] I'mma get you some good shit, give me a second.

[03:04:15] And I'm like, oh yay!

[03:04:18] Please!

[03:04:19] I love you.

[03:04:20] She's like we were trying to not do that so you could leave in the morning but I'll just explain to the doctor cuz

[03:04:26] Damn like you're crying and everything. I'm like

[03:04:29] Like I was like saw me like

[03:04:32] Yeah, I don't blame you the ball nervous crazy

[03:04:39] It is a sensitive nerve where is Shia

[03:04:43] No, he just left us all

[03:04:45] I can't do it either, I can try.

[03:04:52] A little pup.

[03:04:54] A little pup?

[03:04:56] I'm too hungry.

[03:04:58] Oh, my silly pillow.

[03:05:00] Are you feeling silly?

[03:05:02] Can I just see ShiaFan?

[03:05:04] Uh-oh.

[03:05:06] I can't even help you guys up!

[03:05:09] I can't even help you guys up!

[03:05:11] I can't even help you guys up!

[03:05:13] I can't even help you guys up!

[03:05:23] I can't even help you up!

[03:05:31] Well this, this, this thing, this, this picking is not it.

[03:05:43] Why did someone ask you to shoot Rope?

[03:05:52] Ewww!

[03:05:53] I don't fucking want to come like that!

[03:05:55] I'm gonna drop Rope!

[03:05:57] Is it a shoe rope?

[03:05:59] Ewww!

[03:06:00] Where?

[03:06:01] Where do I shoot Rope?

[03:06:02] Up here!

[03:06:03] Up here!

[03:06:04] What the heck?

[03:06:05] Can you do it?

[03:06:06] No!

[03:06:07] No one asks you, Ziya!

[03:06:08] He wants to do it!

[03:06:09] Alright, alright, alright!

[03:06:10] Okay, where?

[03:06:11] Okay, where? I'm coming. Come back to where we came from. What? What? What? Like, no one!

[03:06:21] That's just really shy of us!

[03:06:29] Oh yeah, I see you, I see you. Okay, yeah. Come here, come to me, come to me.

[03:06:33] How? How do you know where you are? Like, where, like that's like...

[03:06:39] Bro, what the fuck?

[03:06:45] I'm so hungry.

[03:06:58] What the?

[03:07:06] Oh, she's coming all right

[03:07:09] Are you hungry?

[03:07:11] Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:07:14] Oh, my head hurts.

[03:07:24] You think it arby's?

[03:07:32] Ty's?

[03:07:39] Why? Why?

[03:07:43] What?

[03:07:45] You guys see anything?

[03:07:47] What is it?

[03:07:49] Well, there's like literally nothing.

[03:07:51] Wow, a whole lot of nothing.

[03:07:53] I am...

[03:07:55] I'm not doing good.

[03:07:57] What happened?

[03:07:59] I'm up.

[03:08:01] You're up?

[03:08:03] Yeah, I'm up.

[03:08:05] I do think it is mildly fucked up that you went up

[03:08:07] I used the lollipop.

[03:08:14] I used the lollipop. It was the only way.

[03:08:19] All right, this way. I'll get the on-air over there.

[03:08:25] Fire?

[03:08:33] I'm gay!

[03:08:37] You see me?

[03:08:41] Oh my god, apples.

[03:08:55] No, there's loads of them there, but I don't want to go down there.

[03:08:59] nice

[03:09:16] what's the point of me

[03:09:18] Hey I see you

[03:09:20] it's kinda dumb

[03:09:25] yes, yes, yes

[03:09:27] I see you

[03:09:29] Yeah, that's how it is now with me with my medicine.

[03:09:34] It's kind of fucked up.

[03:09:37] What's kind of fucked up?

[03:09:39] What's kind of fucked up?

[03:09:43] Uh, drink pink.

[03:09:49] Oh, drink pink.

[03:09:50] Yeah, my alcohol tolerance is gone.

[03:09:52] Oh, no!

[03:09:53] Yeah, we're under Andy's.

[03:09:54] Yeah.

[03:09:55] Oh, shit.

[03:09:56] removed and then I I have one drink and I'm gone well I have a pimple full of

[03:10:01] alcohol and I'll go crazy yeah but that's why we guys drink we drink since

[03:10:07] then yeah we drink yeah when we played golf the other day

[03:10:16] froggy had a woda but she couldn't say that she had a woda because there were

[03:10:20] some corpo of youtubers there she just kept saying she was drinking vinegar

[03:10:23] WOLF DAD!

[03:10:27] that's so funny

[03:10:30] and no one questioned her vinegar

[03:10:33] that's crazy! yeah just drink it straight up olive oil

[03:10:36] well you know like she seems like the type

[03:10:40] that would just drink vinegar

[03:10:42] yeah that's the thing is that it's froggy is like yeah she would just straight up drink vinegar

[03:10:45] she would

[03:10:49] I can do it, I can do anything, I've said my mind to you.

[03:10:56] Oh my god, you're awesome.

[03:10:58] I can't do that.

[03:10:59] I can't do that.

[03:11:00] I did have to have someone help me.

[03:11:01] I did have to have someone help me for multiple times.

[03:11:04] Audio.

[03:11:05] Oh.

[03:11:06] I can't do that.

[03:11:08] No, I don't know.

[03:11:09] I don't know anyone who can do that.

[03:11:10] I can't do anything you want, but I can't do that.

[03:11:13] I can't do anything.

[03:11:15] You can't do anything you want.

[03:11:18] No, don't go on me there.

[03:11:21] Or as Hennie would say, me-na-me-na, me-na-me-na.

[03:11:23] Me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me!

[03:11:26] Me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na-me!

[03:11:28] Ha ha ha.

[03:11:30] Gotta say I'm gonna go outright.

[03:11:33] That's her impression of a southern accent,

[03:11:34] and I really like it.

[03:11:36] Me-na-me-na-me-na-me, me-na-me-na-me-na-me-na!

[03:11:38] Where in the main where?

[03:11:39] Don't look at me.

[03:11:41] Shia, why did you leave us behind?

[03:11:43] I see you, Shia.

[03:11:44] Why don't you like us?

[03:11:51] Why don't you like us?

[03:11:54] You just left us.

[03:11:55] Why don't you like us?

[03:11:56] What do you mean?

[03:11:57] Did you want me to give you a helping hand?

[03:11:59] Yeah, I did.

[03:12:02] He's gonna kick your ball now.

[03:12:05] Yeah.

[03:12:06] Oh!

[03:12:07] You're right!

[03:12:08] I guess it is Friday already.

[03:12:10] Are you still hurting?

[03:12:12] Lucky me.

[03:12:13] Yeah, I am hurting.

[03:12:15] No, that was all of it.

[03:12:19] Where is the statue?

[03:12:21] Where is the statue?

[03:12:23] Oh, it's over here. That's on the other side.

[03:12:25] I want a weenie.

[03:12:27] Weenie.

[03:12:29] I want a weenie.

[03:12:31] Oh, the hill was hiding it.

[03:12:33] Mm-hmm.

[03:12:35] It's a...

[03:12:37] It's a rope cannon.

[03:12:39] Oh!

[03:12:41] Are you alright?

[03:12:43] Yeah, I was stretching.

[03:12:45] Oh, I thought you sneezed.

[03:12:48] I can't if it's not.

[03:12:50] Here's your wiener.

[03:12:52] My wiener!

[03:12:53] Oh, I've got to cook my weenie.

[03:12:55] I know.

[03:12:59] Yo, little wiener.

[03:13:04] What, the wiener?

[03:13:06] Oh, yeah.

[03:13:08] WeenieHunt Junior, you're way more crazy.

[03:13:10] WeenieHunt Junior.

[03:13:10] Oh, what?

[03:13:11] Yeah.

[03:13:15] I want to go to WeenieHunt Junior.

[03:13:17] I want to go to WeenieHunt Junior's.

[03:13:19] I want to work at WeenieHunt Junior.

[03:13:22] Oh, shit.

[03:13:22] We should all work at-

[03:13:23] Somebody say you're already working out at WeenieHunt Junior.

[03:13:25] Hehehehehe.

[03:13:28] Oh!

[03:13:32] No, no, no!

[03:13:35] What happened?

[03:13:37] I think you're back up, so I fell and I got really hurt.

[03:13:40] Here, wait, wait, I can fix you.

[03:13:43] No, it's okay, I want to remember it.

[03:13:45] I can fix you.

[03:13:46] No, I want to remember it. You can't fix me.

[03:13:48] I wish you were willing to fix me now.

[03:13:50] I can do it.

[03:13:52] You can fix me?

[03:13:54] I want to fix you.

[03:13:56] You're gonna make me worse.

[03:13:58] Well...

[03:14:00] Some may say maybe.

[03:14:02] I saw some, they say.

[03:14:04] Where's some?

[03:14:06] Some may say maybe

[03:14:11] I order the Arby's French dip or the new steak nuggets asking for a friend. I would say you already have

[03:14:20] Look

[03:14:22] What look chat wants to ask you a question?

[03:14:29] They're asking you a question they're asking

[03:14:31] Should they order the Arby's French Dip or their new steak nuggets?

[03:14:37] Chicken Nugget.

[03:14:39] Tiki Nugget.

[03:14:41] I like Nugget.

[03:14:47] The French dip scares me. What's in it? French people?

[03:14:51] Would you eat a French purse?

[03:14:55] I mean like...

[03:14:56] I mean, I mean, munching is munching, you know.

[03:15:03] Whether they're French or not, I don't know.

[03:15:09] What, you're a munch?

[03:15:11] Yeah, I'm a munch of French person.

[03:15:13] Hey, I'm real scared right now.

[03:15:16] What happened?

[03:15:18] You just said you were a munch of French person.

[03:15:21] Yeah, I was.

[03:15:23] I am French.

[03:15:38] Oui oui.

[03:15:40] Oui oui.

[03:15:42] Oui vous couchez avec moi ce soir.

[03:15:46] Oui oui, on est pipi, you know?

[03:15:48] I'm really bad with language though. I studied French for like six years and I don't remember any of it.

[03:15:55] I also studied Spanish for five years and I don't remember any of that.

[03:16:02] Is this mushroom bad?

[03:16:04] Don't eat that one then. I wouldn't eat that one.

[03:16:11] It has a skirt, don't you know?

[03:16:13] Don't you know the rules?

[03:16:14] No!

[03:16:15] No!

[03:16:16] If it has a skirt, it's evil!

[03:16:19] Never trust anyone with a skirt!

[03:16:23] Wooo!

[03:16:25] It's a rule!

[03:16:29] Guys, you think she's okay?

[03:16:31] I think she's fine!

[03:16:33] Oh my god, Shia, look, your best friends are back!

[03:16:36] Oh, I hate these guys so much!

[03:16:38] There's so many of them!

[03:16:43] Why are there so many? What the f-

[03:16:48] Dude, they're chilling. They're hanging out. They haven't been a little one time.

[03:16:56] Bad, bad decision.

[03:16:58] Uh-oh.

[03:17:00] Bad.

[03:17:01] What the f-

[03:17:02] Shut it.

[03:17:03] What are you doing?

[03:17:04] Oh my god!

[03:17:05] Yeah, there's only like 50 of them.

[03:17:07] This one, come on!

[03:17:08] Ow!

[03:17:13] I hate these guys so- OHH NO!

[03:17:17] Okay, cool.

[03:17:18] They're following him.

[03:17:20] They're all following him!

[03:17:21] I don't- Dude, there's so many!

[03:17:23] There's actually like, this-

[03:17:25] Wait, no.

[03:17:29] I can't be wrong.

[03:17:31] Wait, no, where are we?

[03:17:33] I just sat down.

[03:17:35] OOH! OOH! OOH!

[03:17:38] I'm okay.

[03:17:40] Guys, look, I did it!

[03:17:42] I don't know how you did that.

[03:17:44] She went on the rock and then jumped on the line.

[03:17:47] I'm going to a team.

[03:17:51] Oh!

[03:17:53] I did it.

[03:17:57] But I'm not going to make it.

[03:18:02] I'm not going to make it.

[03:18:04] I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying. I don't know.

[03:18:26] How did she get up there?

[03:18:28] Help!

[03:18:30] Help!

[03:18:32] Help!

[03:18:34] There's so many!

[03:18:36] Help!

[03:18:38] I'll help.

[03:18:40] Here I got this.

[03:18:42] Please!

[03:18:44] I got him. Oh, wait!

[03:18:46] Oh my gosh.

[03:18:48] Stop!

[03:18:50] Whoa!

[03:18:52] He's coming, he's coming for me!

[03:18:59] He's coming after me?

[03:19:02] He's coming!

[03:19:05] Uh oh, what was that?

[03:19:10] I heard that.

[03:19:12] It was a big thug.

[03:19:14] Sorry, that was me.

[03:19:17] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[03:19:19] Oh?

[03:19:21] Well...

[03:19:23] Are you dead?

[03:19:25] No. I'm alive.

[03:19:32] But I'm not doing good!

[03:19:34] Well...

[03:19:36] Help!

[03:19:38] Help!

[03:19:47] I hear her saying help too.

[03:19:54] She always does, I got it.

[03:19:59] I need a nice cat.

[03:20:06] I think she likes the Beatles.

[03:20:12] Oh wait, I think I'm actually pretty close to you.

[03:20:15] I think I'm below you.

[03:20:16] Oh yeah, I'm right below you.

[03:20:17] I'm under the screen.

[03:20:18] Uh-oh.

[03:20:19] Oh, what the hell was that?

[03:20:20] Here's a zombie!

[03:20:21] There's a zombie!

[03:20:22] I see him.

[03:20:23] I hear it.

[03:20:24] You're saying, Burr-Burr.

[03:20:25] Burr-Burr.

[03:20:26] I'm coming.

[03:20:27] Zombies here.

[03:20:28] Burr-Burr.

[03:20:29] I see you.

[03:20:30] I see you.

[03:20:31] I see you.

[03:20:32] I see you.

[03:20:33] I see you.

[03:20:34] I see you.

[03:20:35] I see you.

[03:20:36] I see you.

[03:20:37] I see you.

[03:20:38] I see you.

[03:20:39] I see you.

[03:20:40] I see you.

[03:20:41] I hear it.

[03:20:43] Walker!

[03:20:44] It's you, it's your zombie bug.

[03:20:45] Yeah, it's a bug.

[03:20:46] It's me?

[03:20:50] Bless!

[03:20:52] Thank you.

[03:20:56] Oh my god, there's so many.

[03:20:58] There's so many bugs, there's so many bugs.

[03:21:00] There's so many bugs, there's so many bugs.

[03:21:01] Oh my god!

[03:21:02] There's so many bugs.

[03:21:03] There's so many bugs, there's so many bugs.

[03:21:05] Oh my god!

[03:21:06] HELLO!

[03:21:07] HELLO!

[03:21:07] Oh my god, I found it!

[03:21:08] I found it!

[03:21:09] Oh my god.

[03:21:14] Oh, Soda!

[03:21:18] Holy shit.

[03:21:19] Oh my god, there's so many hidden thingies here.

[03:21:24] You wanna see what else is hidden?

[03:21:26] A marshmallow?

[03:21:28] It's a hole.

[03:21:31] Yeah, I hide it pretty often.

[03:21:33] Oh.

[03:21:35] Oh my god, it's so lonely.

[03:21:38] Hehe, so lonely?

[03:21:40] So lonely, so lonely.

[03:21:42] Hey, so what do we have here?

[03:21:44] What's out there?

[03:21:46] Ew, there's things.

[03:21:49] Things and stuff.

[03:21:51] Things and stuff and yucky.

[03:21:53] Things and stuff and stuff and things.

[03:21:56] Um, maybe this way?

[03:21:59] Uh oh.

[03:22:01] Alright.

[03:22:03] They're coming, they're coming!

[03:22:16] Shut up, bitch. Hey, what does this do?

[03:22:20] Try it.

[03:22:22] I am become mold. Oh!

[03:22:25] Oh.

[03:22:26] Ammonor.

[03:22:29] What do we do now?

[03:22:31] This. Don't do this.

[03:22:35] I thought that's what I had to do.

[03:22:41] I think I just did like a 360 that came back. I don't think I did anything.

[03:22:47] It's kicking me.

[03:22:51] Watch this.

[03:22:55] They're cool.

[03:22:59] You're right, you can't do this.

[03:23:04] I can't do it.

[03:23:06] Well, we're gonna have to go down.

[03:23:08] What is this purple mushroom? Can I eat this?

[03:23:10] No, it's just their redecoration, which is stupid. Oh, shoot.

[03:23:14] Oh, that's cockapoo poo poo.

[03:23:17] It is cockapoo poo.

[03:23:19] Oh, there's a dead body over here.

[03:23:29] Who is he?

[03:23:30] That's what's a zombie.

[03:23:31] AHHHHHHH!

[03:23:32] Did this bug just gonna eat my asshole?

[03:23:33] I just want some bite or butt.

[03:23:34] I don't want.

[03:23:35] Get it.

[03:23:36] Get it.

[03:23:37] Can I take it?

[03:23:38] Come on now.

[03:23:39] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:40] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:41] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:42] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:43] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:44] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:45] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:46] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:47] I'm gonna take it.

[03:23:48] Oh, no. Oh, I hurt myself.

[03:23:51] What if I kick it?

[03:23:52] Kick it.

[03:23:53] I'm gonna do it right.

[03:23:57] I didn't do anything!

[03:24:00] Did it do anything?

[03:24:02] No.

[03:24:08] I don't know.

[03:24:12] Shit.

[03:24:14] I don't know shit.

[03:24:15] I don't know shit I don't know shit

[03:24:22] Kaka or Pupu. Yeah me too. Let's ride this way.

[03:24:34] Oh I need to get away.

[03:24:48] They're coming after me!

[03:24:52] Stop me!

[03:24:53] I'm flying!

[03:24:54] I'm flying!

[03:24:56] Ah!

[03:24:57] Woo!

[03:25:02] Oh my god, you're floating.

[03:25:04] I was floating.

[03:25:06] I have a medical smoothie on the boat.

[03:25:09] She was a fairy.

[03:25:13] Come on.

[03:25:16] You got this mouse.

[03:25:17] Nope.

[03:25:17] No, I don't.

[03:25:18] You got a banana.

[03:25:19] You got a banana.

[03:25:20] I'll get it.

[03:25:21] We'll get it though.

[03:25:32] I'll get it.

[03:25:37] I'm coming!

[03:25:40] Guys, there's a bunch of pink hogs.

[03:25:50] Leave her alone! Leave her alone! Leave her alone!

[03:26:00] Let's cut this way.

[03:26:02] I'm coming.

[03:26:04] Come.

[03:26:09] I almost went to grab you and I realized that I would have kicked you.

[03:26:13] Yeah, that was a hard job.

[03:26:14] So I didn't.

[03:26:16] And so I didn't do it.

[03:26:17] That would have been really awful.

[03:26:19] That would have been really ass.

[03:26:21] Guys, I didn't know this was the right way. I just assumed.

[03:26:24] You know what?

[03:26:25] Honestly, I have checked out 500 different routes, and none of them are correct.

[03:26:29] This... oh, oh, you can kinda stand here, why not?

[03:26:31] It's the best alternative right now.

[03:26:35] It's all we got currently.

[03:26:37] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

[03:26:43] Okay, we're all dying.

[03:26:45] Yep, yep, we're all dying.

[03:26:47] Yeah, okay, I made it. What is that?

[03:26:52] What is that buff? What is that buff?

[03:26:54] No!

[03:26:56] Buff? No! Oh no!

[03:26:59] Buff!

[03:27:01] Hey, do you think this is gonna kill me?

[03:27:03] I know!

[03:27:05] You're a good question.

[03:27:07] I shall die.

[03:27:09] No, no, no.

[03:27:11] I'm not gonna die.

[03:27:13] I shall die no, no, no

[03:27:27] Remember I said we are gonna die, but it was just actually just me

[03:27:34] There's yeah, I just think we chased alive crazy. I'll go yell at him. He's vibing

[03:27:43] Okay, hear me out, crazy thought memos.

[03:27:54] What if we take this mine?

[03:27:57] I'm down.

[03:28:00] Like it could kill us, but also it could be everything, you know?

[03:28:05] Let me try it first.

[03:28:06] I've got a mill.

[03:28:07] He's got a mill.

[03:28:08] He's got a mill.

[03:28:12] A mill.

[03:28:21] It works. It works.

[03:28:23] It works?

[03:28:33] Oh, it's King Monk's.

[03:28:38] You did it!

[03:28:43] Oh my god.

[03:28:46] Look at that, wasn't that crazy?

[03:28:49] That was funny.

[03:28:51] I just want to let you guys know that he has a grapple hook and he has not used it to get you guys.

[03:28:55] What the fuck!

[03:28:56] Yeah, I was crying that stuff.

[03:28:59] Yeah.

[03:29:00] I show fucked up.

[03:29:01] And he said that Ari smells like poop and that's why he didn't want to be here.

[03:29:05] That's that is there. I'm not shower today. Yeah, he was like all right. It's like a friend of a woman

[03:29:13] I'm not showered today

[03:29:16] Well, I was like I'm gonna shower in the morning, but I'm like I'm cleaning today

[03:29:19] And if I shower and then clean and I'm gonna be like buddy

[03:29:22] And then I was gonna shower before this and then I had audio issues and it's just it was a lot

[03:29:28] Yeah, but how does that explain the poops?

[03:29:31] I didn't like very good

[03:29:35] Oh, oh, brother.

[03:29:44] Is there a way up there?

[03:29:48] Uh, I'm in a crevasse.

[03:29:50] I wouldn't be in a crevasse.

[03:29:53] I guess I'm not showering today though because I had to, I went and raked.

[03:29:57] Oh, I forgot that I also went and raked some stuff out of my yard and then I went to work

[03:30:01] out and then I had to drive everywhere so I haven't showered either.

[03:30:05] Yeah, well it's like I was doing like a bunch of cleaning because Peanuts clothing her winter coat out

[03:30:11] But I'm posting for Easter so I needed to get all of the hair that she's been blowing

[03:30:21] I needed to get all of the hair even though I've been brushing her twice a day

[03:30:25] So everywhere

[03:30:28] What are you gonna make for Easter?

[03:30:31] Come.

[03:30:33] Oh, come on!

[03:30:35] I fucking love ham.

[03:30:36] A honey baked ham.

[03:30:38] Oh, honey baked ham!

[03:30:40] Oh, yeah!

[03:30:41] I love ham!

[03:30:43] I also made some... I don't know if you can get the best of this chocolate mold, uh,

[03:30:48] pod-sciers?

[03:30:50] And I bought the... yeah, you know, pod-sciers like the Pokemon?

[03:30:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:30:54] They made, like, uh, like, a mold so you can, like,

[03:30:58] Shia.

[03:30:59] They want to go to the little sausage.

[03:31:00] Yeah, and I bought them.

[03:31:01] Hey.

[03:31:02] I made them and they're so cute.

[03:31:03] So we're not doing Easter boxes.

[03:31:04] I'm just leaving out.

[03:31:05] Yeah.

[03:31:06] That's awesome.

[03:31:07] Shia's right here.

[03:31:08] He's been walking around.

[03:31:09] We need to have a...

[03:31:10] I shall be a party and make a little like...

[03:31:11] Okay.

[03:31:12] I went on...

[03:31:13] I went on the Chalpopia Island.

[03:31:14] Wait, when?

[03:31:15] When did you do that?

[03:31:16] The other night.

[03:31:17] I went and I was so overwhelmed.

[03:31:18] And I just stood there and I was like...

[03:31:19] You can do whatever you want there.

[03:31:20] You can build whatever you want.

[03:31:21] Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

[03:31:22] Yeah, you can build whatever you want.

[03:31:23] Yeah, you can build whatever you want.

[03:31:24] And I was like do whatever you want

[03:31:29] And then and then some of the Pokemon came up there like I heard you were both popes friends and I'm like oh

[03:31:35] Don't wait for me

[03:31:41] I linked her a video of someone building a prison in Bacopia and it's because Mal says she hates talking to them

[03:31:47] She just wants to put them all in jail

[03:31:49] Oh we should!

[03:31:50] Oh my god we should make a jail

[03:31:52] Yeah, it'd be awesome.

[03:31:53] Oh, I think we can also make them work.

[03:31:54] Like, you know, like, if we make them make, like, plates, but not plates, it'd be great.

[03:31:58] Yeah.

[03:32:01] So I'll be in charge of creating the jail for the island.

[03:32:04] OK.

[03:32:06] I like that.

[03:32:06] Alright, do you still have that rope that goes up?

[03:32:10] Yeah.

[03:32:11] It might be good for that section right there.

[03:32:12] It goes up really high.

[03:32:14] Does it?

[03:32:15] Honey, did you cheat?

[03:32:18] No, I was just looking.

[03:32:19] Well, it's a cannon.

[03:32:21] That's the bad thing.

[03:32:22] Uh oh.

[03:32:23] Uh oh.

[03:32:24] Yeah.

[03:32:25] Oh no.

[03:32:26] I'm in the water!

[03:32:27] I'm in the water!

[03:32:28] I'm in the water!

[03:32:29] Oh no, no, no!

[03:32:30] Catch her!

[03:32:31] I'm trying to catch her!

[03:32:32] There she goes.

[03:32:33] I'm trying to catch her!

[03:32:34] I'll get her!

[03:32:35] I got her!

[03:32:36] I got her!

[03:32:37] Uh oh!

[03:32:38] Hold on!

[03:32:39] Hold on!

[03:32:40] I got her!

[03:32:41] There we go!

[03:32:42] I got her!

[03:32:43] There we go!

[03:32:44] I got her!

[03:32:45] There we go!

[03:32:46] Oh no!

[03:32:47] I can probably shoot it right here and just see how he's going to go.

[03:33:12] Oh my God, she is so loud.

[03:33:17] I'm gonna shoot my rope.

[03:33:18] I hurt myself.

[03:33:20] Don't do that.

[03:33:24] Oh, no, you better hold on.

[03:33:27] Okay, yeah, this works. This works. This works.

[03:33:29] Er, me, I need to work.

[03:33:35] Here's a boat. Here's a water pump!

[03:33:40] Ow.

[03:33:42] She was in the poop water.

[03:33:45] No.

[03:33:47] I was in the poop water.

[03:33:48] I was in the poop water.

[03:33:49] You always in the poop.

[03:33:51] You just can't get out of the freaking poop.

[03:33:54] Yeah, I told you so, sorry poop.

[03:33:56] I'm very, very broken.

[03:33:59] I'm very, very broken.

[03:34:02] I'm also, I've been shit broken.

[03:34:04] I'm broken.

[03:34:06] Hey.

[03:34:08] Um.

[03:34:09] I don't know if I can do this. I'm not abandoned.

[03:34:15] Sire, they're abandoned. Are you holding out?

[03:34:17] I have a rope.

[03:34:19] Uh, he has a medical carrot.

[03:34:22] Oh, give her the medical carrot.

[03:34:24] I have a medical carrot.

[03:34:25] You want a medical carrot?

[03:34:26] I need a medical carrot.

[03:34:27] I need it.

[03:34:29] Do you want me to feed it to you?

[03:34:31] A medicinal carot.

[03:34:33] Okay, here we go. I got this.

[03:34:35] It's okay, it's still there, I see it.

[03:34:45] You better watch out, there's a beetle!

[03:34:51] Hey, there's more medicinal carrots right above you.

[03:34:56] Oh my god, I need a beetle!

[03:34:59] Oh my god, I need a beetle!

[03:35:02] Oh no.

[03:35:03] Are you okay?

[03:35:04] Are you passing out?

[03:35:06] She's passing out, she's passing out.

[03:35:08] Wait, I'm going to pull you 30 meters with my hook.

[03:35:12] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:35:14] This is how I, this is how I get there.

[03:35:16] Don't do it, don't do it.

[03:35:18] I didn't mean to kick you after.

[03:35:20] You're welcome.

[03:35:22] Oh that's true.

[03:35:23] Should I could have got the, should I could have got the hook?

[03:35:25] Yeah, I could have.

[03:35:26] Take my ass.

[03:35:27] Listen, I need, I need you to not.

[03:35:31] I think this is the end of the line for me.

[03:35:34] No, no, no. We can make it work. I have a-

[03:35:36] Oh, shit. I didn't mean to kick you. I'm sorry. I just wanted to feed you.

[03:35:40] I just wanted to feed you. I just wanted to feed you.

[03:35:42] That's so hot!

[03:35:45] You can't get her while she's down. It's so not okay.

[03:35:48] Oh, my God.

[03:35:50] Oh, no. Do I have a-

[03:35:51] Was that one place?

[03:35:52] I'm poisoned!

[03:35:53] Oh, my God! Don't get me poisoned!

[03:35:55] What?

[03:35:56] What is wrong with you, Shia?

[03:35:58] I know it's been a hard day.

[03:36:00] I'm so sorry for him, I'm so sorry for him, if you back up just a little bit.

[03:36:10] Wait, this is bad timing.

[03:36:12] Wait, we're up here?

[03:36:14] Okay, you're up here?

[03:36:16] Okay, you know what, here, I'm gonna do this.

[03:36:21] There you go, wow, look at that.

[03:36:24] Oh, a piece of tape.

[03:36:26] look at that see oh yum yum yum shy is the greatest don't listen to her

[03:36:36] hey don't listen to her she's just trying to be a good friend and keep your spirits up

[03:36:49] You're a failure. You'll never make it anywhere.

[03:36:53] That's so candy. That is so candy.

[03:36:57] I feel like Candy's rubbing off on me because anytime someone says something nice, Candy would be like, don't listen to them. You're not that great.

[03:37:08] Candy would do that. He does that all the time.

[03:37:17] What's wrong with me?

[03:37:19] Oh yeah, well I mean I would grab anyone's shit. If mouse shit in my toilet and it got

[03:37:29] stuck I would grab it. You grab my poop? I would grab it. See mouse looks in the junkies.

[03:37:34] Everyone thinks it's fucking weird and I'm like why wouldn't you grab your friend's poop?

[03:37:37] I wouldn't want you to grab my poop. It's all liquid.

[03:37:41] I'm already playing and pushing it around like it's a little bit. Yeah but if it was

[03:37:44] liquid I would just go. Yeah, if it was liquid I would just like put it in my hands and go

[03:37:49] And then you know I pooped like a bird roll

[03:37:54] So like really quick it's really solid

[03:38:05] So when you poop white and it's quick it's not white

[03:38:10] It's human

[03:38:15] So

[03:38:19] I'm just saying that listen if you fuck my toilet I would put my hand and grab your shit if you need it

[03:38:24] Or if you pay kindly I would like see my things. It's kind and what I'm saying is something weird

[03:38:30] That's very kind of you. I would feel really bad and very embarrassed

[03:38:34] No, I wouldn't

[03:38:37] I'll clean your boogie boho

[03:38:40] Clean my boogie boho?

[03:38:42] Yeah, I'm cleaning boogie boho

[03:38:44] It's very nice

[03:38:46] How can you put me to the hole too, hurry?

[03:38:49] There's nothing more humiliating than having to be in the hospital having a nurse clean you.

[03:38:55] Oh, I can bed.

[03:39:00] I don't even like having to wear the gown to be honest with you.

[03:39:03] Oh, the gown.

[03:39:06] Yeah, I think I see my tits, I don't care.

[03:39:08] Just no one my whole ass was out.

[03:39:11] I think also what bothered me is like when they did the surgery knowing that I was just naked in front of that everybody

[03:39:18] It's like cool awesome cool alright, so cool

[03:39:20] They also like naked

[03:39:22] Oh that part doesn't bother me

[03:39:23] The part that bothered me is that when I had the gown on I farted when they left and then they like came in while I was burning and they heard it

[03:39:29] That's the part that bothered me

[03:39:35] But I don't care if you see my boobs or my butt or my pussy I don't care

[03:39:39] I just wanted to be on my terms when I'm not getting my boulder removed, you know?

[03:39:44] Yeah, but that isn't on your terms, that's like, you agree to that, you sign documents, you sign the tip of it.

[03:39:49] Die?

[03:39:52] Wow.

[03:39:52] I agree to not die, too.

[03:39:58] But if I, for example, I like to go to the doctor, I wouldn't like to lie in your life.

[03:40:02] Oh my god, I always feel bad so bad because like, my...

[03:40:06] I know for a fact that I've seen, like, when I change, someone has to see me.

[03:40:15] There is no way that you-

[03:40:16] Oh!

[03:40:17] Oh!

[03:40:18] The window's wide open.

[03:40:19] I am mad naked in front of my neighbors and if they see me, then whatever, I don't

[03:40:26] care.

[03:40:27] They're just like, me for real!

[03:40:29] Yeah!

[03:40:30] Like, I'm surprised that no one's come out to me and like, hey, can you, like, get, like,

[03:40:34] window shades for your house?

[03:40:35] Like I'm honestly surprised I know one's on that

[03:40:37] Well I just have natural light so I'm like I just want to say it man

[03:40:43] No one is seeing me naked

[03:40:47] Can I?

[03:40:48] Well

[03:40:49] That you know of

[03:40:50] Well not from my window I have the blinds closed all the time

[03:40:55] I don't want anybody to see

[03:40:57] But you haven't seen the two eye holes that I cut out through the wall

[03:40:59] I mean someone cut out through the wall already

[03:41:01] That's what that is! Oh my god!

[03:41:03] I just thought it was termite!

[03:41:07] Yeah!

[03:41:09] HOT!

[03:41:10] HOT!

[03:41:12] HOT!

[03:41:14] It just makes me think about walking across the beach.

[03:41:17] I fucking hate the beach!

[03:41:19] And it's like, it just goes...

[03:41:21] I hate the beach, I hate summer, it's all bad!

[03:41:24] I'm not allowed to go to the beach.

[03:41:26] I love the beach!

[03:41:28] I like the beach when there's a pier.

[03:41:32] Like, if there's a pier, I'm having a fuck with it.

[03:41:34] Whoa!

[03:41:34] A pier!

[03:41:35] I love it.

[03:41:35] Ah!

[03:41:36] Ah!

[03:41:37] I don't like just, like, going on the beach, and then just, like, being on the beach.

[03:41:41] Oh my god, why?

[03:41:44] Why hurt so much, me?

[03:41:47] Why am I glowing?

[03:41:49] Yeah, why am I glowing?

[03:41:50] Uh-oh.

[03:41:51] Are we dying? Is God gonna get us?

[03:41:53] I think God's gonna get us.

[03:41:54] Oh!

[03:41:55] No!

[03:41:56] Oh, God!

[03:41:57] No!

[03:41:58] You're God!

[03:42:00] Oh, Jesus!

[03:42:01] Oh god got me all right come here. I'll pick up yours, too

[03:42:07] Okay

[03:42:10] Are you gonna play that Jesus game I?

[03:42:12] Was but then I found out that they use all AI voice and now I don't

[03:42:17] They just people just fuck it. Hold on wait. I'll get straight out for you

[03:42:31] Oh fuck!

[03:42:38] Nice?

[03:42:39] Yep.

[03:42:42] Yep.

[03:42:44] Did I get the rage out for you?

[03:42:47] Why do people always fuck shit up? People suck.

[03:42:49] Bro, I think...

[03:42:53] I don't understand. Like, why couldn't they just voice the game?

[03:42:56] I would have loved if somebody was like the stupidest ass, the most stupid voice in the

[03:43:06] game.

[03:43:07] They were like, yeah, I'm Jesus Christ and I just like made water and I was like, come

[03:43:11] on, why can't they just do that?

[03:43:14] It would have been fucking sick.

[03:43:15] I think I got all of you.

[03:43:17] No, we have one more.

[03:43:18] Shia, what happened?

[03:43:20] Um, I, uh, blown into a cactus and it put so much cactus on me, it passed out, and it just kept adding more and more and more and more and more and I just couldn't, I died.

[03:43:31] Oh, no.

[03:43:32] I'm so sorry.

[03:43:34] Fucking cactus.

[03:43:36] What?

[03:43:37] The fucking cactus?

[03:43:39] Yeah, I just, I'm just saying that I would have rather, like, Jesus sound like...

[03:43:42] Well, I love Jesus Christ!

[03:43:45] I'm just there, mate.

[03:43:47] Make her a voice, then.

[03:43:48] I know they could have done it and then like like out there was this game I want

[03:43:55] to play dream simulator I wanted to play it but some of the voices are AI I want

[03:44:00] to scream and I'm like I will literally voice in your game for free just so I

[03:44:05] could play it oh my god I know I feel like they should just ask people to voice

[03:44:10] you can literally go on fiber and pay people to like voice stuff oh yeah that's

[03:44:14] It's right on the Jesus Christ game, they literally wrote, we're a five person studio,

[03:44:21] we don't have enough money for voices, this is a-

[03:44:23] Shut up!

[03:44:24] Do it yourself!

[03:44:25] What?

[03:44:26] What is the motivation?

[03:44:27] No one has no motivation anymore, fucking pick up the mic bro, just fucking do it, just

[03:44:33] say it, I don't care if you sound like shit!

[03:44:34] Yeah, pick up the mic little bro.

[03:44:36] Pick up the mic!

[03:44:37] I don't care if you sound like ass!

[03:44:38] You can do this all like this, it's a game of the art!

[03:44:42] This way.

[03:44:43] What?

[03:44:44] Oh.

[03:44:45] There's a rope here.

[03:44:48] Me?

[03:44:49] Uh, yeah.

[03:44:50] Sorry.

[03:44:51] I can't.

[03:44:52] I can't.

[03:44:53] That was a love kick.

[03:44:54] Me?

[03:44:55] Yeah, you're welcome.

[03:44:56] Oh, God.

[03:44:57] Oh, God.

[03:44:58] Oh, God.

[03:44:59] Oh, God.

[03:45:00] Oh, God.

[03:45:01] Oh, God.

[03:45:02] Oh, God.

[03:45:03] Oh, God.

[03:45:04] Oh, God.

[03:45:05] Oh, God.

[03:45:06] Oh, God.

[03:45:07] Oh, God.

[03:45:08] Oh, God.

[03:45:09] Oh, God.

[03:45:10] They just lazy? They are just lazy. They are just lazy.

[03:45:16] Yeah, Giga played it and she said it's like literally a serious like Bible game.

[03:45:21] Wait, it's serious?

[03:45:23] Yes.

[03:45:25] Oh my god.

[03:45:27] Like it's not satire.

[03:45:30] What? Like what? Am I supposed to cry during it? Like what?

[03:45:34] I don't know. I don't know.

[03:45:37] People are like, it's literally a Jesus sin,

[03:45:39] and you do, there's a lot of gamified

[03:45:42] assets of it, and I'm like,

[03:45:44] how the fuck?

[03:45:46] I don't know.

[03:45:48] Run!

[03:45:49] Ah, ah!

[03:45:50] Ah!

[03:45:56] Oh my God.

[03:45:59] This is not good.

[03:46:01] It is not good.

[03:46:02] Oh

[03:46:08] No, oh no, this is what happened

[03:46:24] I see her I see her

[03:46:26] Yeah, she's here. She's got a she's got a shit ton of things on her. Yeah, you're just gonna have to

[03:46:37] You're gonna have to put her down when you can and pull off a bunch of those things on her so she doesn't die

[03:46:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just don't want it. I just don't want it. I want to like put her in this hole

[03:46:48] Yeah

[03:46:50] How do I drop her? That's a good question. Oh you did okay start pulling start pulling girl. She'll die. Oh

[03:46:56] Yeah, you just got a whole lot of it out of there.

[03:47:02] Sorry, I'm drinking a carbonated drink.

[03:47:04] It's a lot.

[03:47:05] Yeah, just keep pulling off.

[03:47:06] Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[03:47:09] Can I have one?

[03:47:11] Yeah!

[03:47:12] Yeah, I can grab you one.

[03:47:13] I want a peach one.

[03:47:15] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:47:16] And then again, wait, keep pulling them off.

[03:47:17] She barely has any health.

[03:47:18] You got to keep pulling them off.

[03:47:20] She's going to pass back out.

[03:47:22] Oh, well, keep going, keep going.

[03:47:25] I got you I got you girl. Don't worry I clean your poopy-bombs. I got you.

[03:47:33] I'll pull off yours to you, James.

[03:47:36] Thank you.

[03:47:39] Let's take these two. We got Ingas.

[03:47:43] I do, I do. But they're not as important as yours.

[03:47:47] We got Ingas.

[03:47:53] There we go.

[03:47:54] Did I get all the Inca's?

[03:47:56] I think so, thanks.

[03:48:00] I think, did I get them?

[03:48:02] Yeah.

[03:48:04] Okay, so.

[03:48:05] Anish, like, when something breaks you, you say Inca.

[03:48:09] Inca?

[03:48:10] Yeah.

[03:48:12] So when I was a kid,

[03:48:14] When I was a kid, every time I would get, like, stung by something,

[03:48:17] or like, cricked by something, I'd be like,

[03:48:19] Oh, an Inca.

[03:48:21] Oh, my Inca.

[03:48:24] I can't go home.

[03:48:26] I can't go home.

[03:48:28] I can't go home.

[03:48:30] Oh my god, I'm sorry.

[03:48:32] I forgot that it's pink up.

[03:48:36] Oh god, it's coming back for us.

[03:48:38] No, I can't.

[03:48:40] I can't get sucked again.

[03:48:42] It's coming, it's coming.

[03:48:44] Oh god, we're a little bit sucked.

[03:48:46] Stop.

[03:48:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:48:50] I don't want to get sucked.

[03:48:52] Hold on!

[03:48:53] Woohoo!

[03:48:58] I'm okay.

[03:48:58] Let me pull out your ink on you.

[03:49:00] You see me fuck that cactus?

[03:49:01] I saw you fuck the cactus.

[03:49:03] Hahaha.

[03:49:04] Hey, that got too excited.

[03:49:06] Ow!

[03:49:12] Guys, this...

[03:49:13] This is hard.

[03:49:15] You get my ink on.

[03:49:16] Yeah, with, uh, with the kicking, it's pretty hard.

[03:49:20] I think I'm good.

[03:49:23] I'm skinny.

[03:49:25] I'm so skinny.

[03:49:27] I'm so skinny.

[03:49:31] I'm so hurt.

[03:49:33] Oh no.

[03:49:35] Ow.

[03:49:36] I'm so hurt.

[03:49:37] My man.

[03:49:39] Why is this so fucking hot?

[03:49:41] It's hot.

[03:49:42] It's hot.

[03:49:43] It's hot.

[03:49:44] It's hot.

[03:49:45] It's so fucking hot.

[03:49:46] I hear Ari.

[03:49:49] somewhere.

[03:49:50] Sorry?

[03:49:51] Is that me?

[03:49:52] Oh, the Capybaras.

[03:49:53] Capybaras.

[03:49:54] Oh, they'll kill you a little bit.

[03:49:55] What do you mean?

[03:49:56] Uh, a little.

[03:49:57] Oh, okay.

[03:49:58] Oh.

[03:49:59] It tastes good.

[03:50:00] Uh-oh.

[03:50:01] Can we please not have whatever that is here at the Capybaras?

[03:50:12] Can we please not have whatever that is near the coffee bars?

[03:50:19] Grurl coffee bars.

[03:50:22] The coffee bar.

[03:50:25] Do you think coffee bars smell like poop?

[03:50:28] I think they smell... like...

[03:50:33] I don't know, what would a coffee bar smell like?

[03:50:36] Poop?

[03:50:37] Dirt?

[03:50:38] No.

[03:50:39] Poop?

[03:50:40] Do you hurt?

[03:50:42] Dirt and poop!

[03:50:43] Dirt and poop?

[03:50:51] Awwww.

[03:50:53] I think we can leave.

[03:50:55] My silly bill.

[03:50:56] Are you feeling silly?

[03:50:59] I've been feeling silly for so long. I don't know how you do this.

[03:51:03] Oh, well...

[03:51:06] After a while, it all just melts together.

[03:51:11] Oh my god, it's coming back.

[03:51:13] Oh my god, it's coming back.

[03:51:14] Oh no!

[03:51:15] Oh my god!

[03:51:18] What the fuck is that?!

[03:51:23] Did you see that?

[03:51:24] Oh no, I got- I got- I got you.

[03:51:28] Oh, thanks.

[03:51:36] Whoa!

[03:51:38] Kind of smash?

[03:51:42] I don't like that thing.

[03:51:45] You let them suck.

[03:51:47] Oh my god, I'll go back today.

[03:51:51] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:51:54] There's a grappling in there.

[03:51:57] A grappling.

[03:51:58] Dude, where the fuck is Ari?

[03:52:00] Did they just like, dissolve?

[03:52:02] Ari!

[03:52:04] Ari!

[03:52:06] I heard that in someone's headphones.

[03:52:09] Yeah, I think that was mine.

[03:52:11] It was really, really loud.

[03:52:22] Oh, I will die.

[03:52:24] No, no, no, no.

[03:52:26] No.

[03:52:28] No, no, no, no.

[03:52:33] No, no, no, no.

[03:52:36] hey

[03:52:50] oh my god I will no no I will no there's nothing you can do to stop me

[03:53:06] No yeah I can. Oh yeah I can. Oh my an. Well. Well.

[03:53:29] This makes me want to pee.

[03:53:36] What do you think?

[03:53:39] What?

[03:53:40] Why do you have to pee?

[03:53:41] I don't know.

[03:53:42] It's just looking down makes me want to pee.

[03:53:45] You should do it.

[03:53:49] I heard them like, like water and like being cold makes me go pee, but I've never heard

[03:53:53] of looking down makes me want to pee.

[03:53:55] It's like that, I feel like it's the anxiety of falling.

[03:53:58] Oh, okay.

[03:54:00] It makes me wanna pee.

[03:54:03] Yeah, I get that.

[03:54:04] Oh, what if I told you that I have to pee now?

[03:54:07] Uhhh...

[03:54:09] You can pee.

[03:54:10] I'll pee right back.

[03:54:12] Okay, I mean this is really-

[03:54:13] Heh, she'll pee right back.

[03:54:16] Hahahahaha.

[03:54:21] Alright chat, listen up.

[03:54:23] Butcher freaks, okay?

[03:54:24] You fuckin' listen to me here, alright?

[03:54:27] I swear to God, if you fuck any of this up, okay? All of it.

[03:54:31] If you fuck this up, alright?

[03:54:33] It's over. It's fuckin' over, okay?

[03:54:38] You understand me? You get that?

[03:54:40] Don't fuck this up, okay?

[03:54:43] Because you wouldn't do that, right? You wouldn't do that, right?

[03:54:51] You wouldn't do that

[03:54:54] don't fuck what up exactly okay exactly you wouldn't I know you wouldn't okay you

[03:55:04] wouldn't fuck it up yeah we got this perfect okay thank you guys I knew that

[03:55:13] you would I I knew that I knew that you would yeah cuz you cuz you wouldn't

[03:55:24] Fuck it up. Right?

[03:55:29] Okay. I'm watching you.

[03:55:33] I'm always watching you.

[03:55:39] Very closely.

[03:55:54] You ever feel like that?

[03:56:01] You ever feel like that?

[03:56:10] You're feeling like that?

[03:56:17] You're feeling that?

[03:56:28] You don't feel like that?

[03:56:32] All the time?

[03:56:40] Can you shut up?

[03:56:53] What the fuck was that?

[03:56:57] I can't stop sneezing.

[03:56:59] How many times have you sneezed?

[03:57:01] I can't stop.

[03:57:05] I'm trying to make her not fall off this hill, and I've been trying for so long.

[03:57:08] Nice.

[03:57:09] And I-

[03:57:10] Oh, thank god you're back.

[03:57:11] Let me see if I can help.

[03:57:12] Oh!

[03:57:13] Oh!

[03:57:14] Oh!

[03:57:15] Stop sneezing on her!

[03:57:17] Oh, try to help.

[03:57:18] This is your warfare!

[03:57:20] I'm trying to help.

[03:57:22] You're literally going to die.

[03:57:23] I got it. I got this. I got this.

[03:57:25] Just say you want me to die.

[03:57:26] I think I'm helping.

[03:57:29] Maybe you're trying to make your germ stronger.

[03:57:31] Oh, yeah, my germ.

[03:57:33] Yeah.

[03:57:34] Well, bad news is, I'm not making it over there.

[03:57:39] Wait, why? What happened? Did you pee yourself?

[03:57:42] No.

[03:57:43] Oh.

[03:57:44] What is this?

[03:57:46] No, that's the kind of thing I have is just not enough.

[03:57:50] Wait, I can make this work.

[03:57:53] Stop! You're gonna kill her!

[03:57:56] Everything!

[03:57:58] Okay, I'm on my way. I got this. Watch this. Ready?

[03:58:07] Can you sneeze on command? Ready? Wait, where'd you go?

[03:58:13] Down here. Oh, I see you.

[03:58:18] on the way I'm looking. Watch this. Alright, watch this. Are you coming?

[03:58:38] I'm coming.

[03:58:40] Oh, I'm a criminal rat.

[03:58:43] Ha ha, I knew you would.

[03:58:50] Okay, watch this.

[03:58:59] You want to go?

[03:59:07] Are you coming?

[03:59:07] I'm coming.

[03:59:09] How you doing?

[03:59:11] Oh, I'm coming all right.

[03:59:13] Okay, I went down.

[03:59:17] You went down?

[03:59:19] Yeah, I went down.

[03:59:23] Yeah, yeah. Over here.

[03:59:25] Yeah, hold on, hold on girl.

[03:59:27] Hold on, there you go.

[03:59:29] I'm holding?

[03:59:31] Yeah, okay.

[03:59:33] And now we jump to our deaths.

[03:59:37] uh

[03:59:38] oh there's

[03:59:39] watch, watch this

[03:59:44] are you ok?

[03:59:53] Are you okay?

[04:00:00] I'm not okay.

[04:00:04] That is I'm not okay.

[04:00:09] Oh, she's fucking me.

[04:00:13] Okay, I'm okay.

[04:00:14] Are you okay?

[04:00:15] Yeah, she was just fucking me a little bit.

[04:00:19] I'm okay.

[04:00:22] Watch this.

[04:00:27] She's getting me like a med kit.

[04:00:29] She's really hard.

[04:00:30] But watch this.

[04:00:32] You're doing really good.

[04:00:35] Uh-oh.

[04:00:36] Oh, my God.

[04:00:41] Oh!

[04:00:52] Whee meee

[04:00:56] Whee meeeeee

[04:01:08] Wow Whee meee

[04:01:12] Whee meee

[04:01:13] You got it

[04:01:14] Did you see the picture I sent?

[04:01:16] No?

[04:01:17] It looks so sad

[04:01:19] It looks like I've like curled up crying and the map is like dead on the crack.

[04:01:23] That is no way.

[04:01:25] I've been wondering when the scout master was going to come eat my ass because I think I'm almost at the top.

[04:01:31] Yes sir!

[04:01:32] They're not gonna...

[04:01:35] Did you turn them off?

[04:01:36] They're not gonna come.

[04:01:37] Because we're all dead.

[04:01:38] Yeah, because you're all dead?

[04:01:39] Yeah, because you're all dead.

[04:01:40] Yeah.

[04:01:41] But like, up until this point, I was like over here like...

[04:01:44] We're all dead.

[04:01:45] I'm almost at the top.

[04:01:48] How are you not, how are you not Crispin?

[04:01:50] Yeah, how are you?

[04:01:51] I spray myself with sunscreen, but I think also when you hit a certain elevation, the sun doesn't touch you anymore.

[04:01:57] Because there's nowhere to hide.

[04:01:59] I was gonna say, I was like, how are you not burning?

[04:02:03] Yeah, after you hit a certain elevation, when it counts you as being at the top, it'll stop because there's nowhere for you to hide from the sun.

[04:02:09] And I'm pretty sure I'm at the top.

[04:02:11] Yup.

[04:02:13] Yes, Ari, yes Ari, yes!

[04:02:15] I did it!

[04:02:17] Yes Ari, yes!

[04:02:19] Hooray!

[04:02:21] He did it! He's the best!

[04:02:23] Let's go!

[04:02:25] Wooo!

[04:02:27] Wooo!

[04:02:29] I can spread my asshole for you girl!

[04:02:31] Present it!

[04:02:33] Yippee!

[04:02:35] Show me!

[04:02:39] Okay!

[04:02:41] Here I go.

[04:02:44] Well then, I'm not going to need this anymore.

[04:02:47] Ah, ah, ah, ah!

[04:02:49] Everybody just printed my eyes!

[04:02:53] Come on, backpack!

[04:02:58] Can I take one?

[04:03:00] Yeah, take one, take one.

[04:03:01] Hey!

[04:03:03] Hi.

[04:03:05] Hey!

[04:03:07] Hi.

[04:03:08] Hello!

[04:03:08] Is anyone broken?

[04:03:10] I'm not broken anymore.

[04:03:12] You weren't broken.

[04:03:13] No, I'm just hungry.

[04:03:15] Um, how hungry are you?

[04:03:17] Oh, I would say I could eat like a soft taco at Taco Bell.

[04:03:22] And I would, I would, that's like half of them.

[04:03:24] Okay.

[04:03:25] So like, that's not like a lot.

[04:03:26] Yeah, it's like a little hungry, but not like a lot.

[04:03:28] Yeah.

[04:03:29] It's just like a smidge.

[04:03:30] Not like a lot.

[04:03:31] It's like a little bit.

[04:03:33] Alright, look out.

[04:03:34] I'm not a soft taco.

[04:03:37] I would love a soft taco.

[04:03:39] I'll buy you a

[04:03:44] Nice word

[04:03:59] You didn't know so fuck was existing

[04:04:09] Are you okay?

[04:04:10] Yup, yup.

[04:04:11] Well, happy.

[04:04:12] Are you lying?

[04:04:13] Nope.

[04:04:14] How does this thing work?

[04:04:15] And I just like...

[04:04:16] You grab it, you grab it.

[04:04:17] And yourself.

[04:04:18] Yeah, there you go.

[04:04:19] You want me to grab you?

[04:04:20] Chef poops out eggs for Easter, you know.

[04:04:21] If you want.

[04:04:22] Wheeze.

[04:04:23] Hi.

[04:04:24] Ahhhh!

[04:04:25] You're a...

[04:04:26] Ahhhh!

[04:04:27] You're okay.

[04:04:28] You're okay.

[04:04:29] You're okay.

[04:04:30] You're okay.

[04:04:31] You're okay.

[04:04:32] You're okay.

[04:04:33] You're okay.

[04:04:34] You're okay.

[04:04:35] You're okay.

[04:04:36] You're okay.

[04:04:37] AAAAAHH!

[04:04:37] You're okay, you're okay, you're okay!

[04:04:39] You're okay!

[04:04:40] Oh my god!

[04:04:40] You're okay, you're okay!

[04:04:44] Thanks!

[04:04:46] I got you.

[04:04:49] Oh my god!

[04:04:53] Um...

[04:04:55] That's a really good stinking question, Arielle.

[04:04:59] I took a really good fat, juicy, fat question.

[04:05:03] I love looking back questions.

[04:05:05] I love a good juicy fat. What's your juicy fat question? That you're just itching to fat?

[04:05:10] I love a good juicer that I could really just bite into.

[04:05:14] Yeah, man.

[04:05:15] Oh, no. I didn't think about it.

[04:05:18] Okay.

[04:05:20] Think about your fat, juicy, sexy, fat, voluptuous question.

[04:05:26] That is.

[04:05:29] Oh.

[04:05:30] Fat age.

[04:05:31] Oh.

[04:05:32] Oh, nice.

[04:05:34] Yeah, same, actually.

[04:05:37] What's this thing, yeah?

[04:05:39] Oh, I've got eggs.

[04:05:42] There's fairies.

[04:05:45] Oh, there's some eggs over there.

[04:05:48] Whoa!

[04:05:50] Eggs!

[04:05:51] There's eggs over here.

[04:05:52] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[04:05:55] Hello.

[04:05:56] Latino.

[04:05:58] Please feed me eggs.

[04:06:00] Oh!

[04:06:01] You love eggs?

[04:06:03] I do love eggs!

[04:06:09] I need an egg!

[04:06:11] Look at your name!

[04:06:24] It's a lot!

[04:06:27] I have eggs!

[04:06:30] Oh yes yes yes!

[04:06:33] Is that time of the month?

[04:06:35] I just got over my bad time on it.

[04:06:41] I'm high.

[04:06:42] I'm over. I hand the baton.

[04:06:45] I'm over too.

[04:06:48] Dude, I think we're all saved. Every woman I know.

[04:06:51] We probably are.

[04:06:53] I'm new to all this.

[04:06:55] Yeah, what do you think?

[04:06:56] I hate it.

[04:07:00] Freaking sick.

[04:07:01] I got some mints.

[04:07:03] Mints?

[04:07:05] Yeah, I got some mints.

[04:07:09] That's cool. What do they do?

[04:07:11] You can eat them.

[04:07:13] Okay.

[04:07:15] Did they do anything else?

[04:07:17] Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.

[04:07:19] I'm gonna fucking die.

[04:07:21] Let's hope he dies.

[04:07:34] Listen, if I could double it and give it to the next person I would.

[04:07:40] Actually, no I won't.

[04:07:42] I would never do that to somebody.

[04:07:51] I have your eggs.

[04:07:53] Yay!

[04:07:55] I have your eggs, I have your eggs.

[04:07:57] Yummers!

[04:07:59] I found it in my ass.

[04:08:01] You got it, you got it.

[04:08:03] Here's your egg.

[04:08:05] Thank you.

[04:08:07] Yeah.

[04:08:09] Yummers, thank you, yummers.

[04:08:11] I'm gonna go get him.

[04:08:21] I'm gonna go get him.

[04:08:31] It's open and locked.

[04:08:33] I can't even pick you up! Help!

[04:08:37] It's okay, I got it.

[04:08:41] I've just jumped.

[04:08:45] You can do it!

[04:08:49] But it's high!

[04:08:51] You can do it!

[04:08:53] I think we'll probably just see if we jump.

[04:08:55] 360 no scope! Oh, you see that?

[04:08:57] Just be with you.

[04:08:59] Thanks.

[04:09:01] Be with you.

[04:09:12] There's a game called Freedom of Earth, and it's...

[04:09:15] they pick up trash on Earth,

[04:09:17] and you can have a lobby with the 20 friends.

[04:09:20] I wanna clear trash!

[04:09:22] Whoa, that's fun.

[04:09:24] Dude, I wanna clear trash!

[04:09:27] Do you play Slop? I don't work.

[04:09:29] Yes.

[04:09:30] I love Slop.

[04:09:32] I love Slop. I love Slop.

[04:09:36] I love my Slop. My Slop-y friends.

[04:09:38] Geez.

[04:09:42] It doesn't have any irony.

[04:09:44] Ow.

[04:09:45] What are you doing next week?

[04:09:47] You can Slop it up.

[04:09:48] I'm down to Slop next week.

[04:09:50] I like Slopping.

[04:09:51] I wanna Slop.

[04:09:52] I'm Slop.

[04:09:54] Well I see next week because it's already the weekend so.

[04:09:59] Yeah next weekend.

[04:10:01] Nah. I got Cyclopon for two weeks but I can't make it.

[04:10:06] I can't fly.

[04:10:09] Maybe four of those.

[04:10:11] Get your bike.

[04:10:16] Huh?

[04:10:17] Did you get your bike?

[04:10:18] No I haven't gotten my bike.

[04:10:20] I got you.

[04:10:25] Gotta get sloppy with your bike.

[04:10:27] I need to get my bike.

[04:10:29] I just have my treadmill.

[04:10:32] Trimble's good. Trimble's good.

[04:10:35] I like my treadmill.

[04:10:38] Trimble's good.

[04:10:40] Trimble's good. Trimble's nice.

[04:10:43] Trimble's great.

[04:10:45] We've all the dice on the treadmill.

[04:10:47] Yeah.

[04:10:50] It's okay, once the log goes down we go there and then there.

[04:11:10] Where's the van?

[04:11:11] Yeah, where is the van?

[04:11:13] Oh, hi.

[04:11:14] What happened?

[04:11:15] I don't know.

[04:11:16] I don't know.

[04:11:17] Over here, over here.

[04:11:18] I don't know, I don't know, over here, over here.

[04:11:25] Just be fast, be really fast.

[04:11:28] Oh!

[04:11:30] I broke my toe.

[04:11:31] I broke my pinky toe.

[04:11:33] Don't do that.

[04:11:35] I broke all my toes.

[04:11:38] That's awesome.

[04:11:39] Don't do that.

[04:11:40] Oh, the ball touched the lava!

[04:11:53] Oh!

[04:11:56] Oh!

[04:11:59] One wrong step.

[04:12:04] And it's over!

[04:12:07] It's my balder and I'm a llama.

[04:12:12] I'm so fucked up.

[04:12:22] I can't even pick you up.

[04:12:29] That's one way to remove hemorrhoids, bitch. I've never had a hemorrhoid. I've never had a hemorrhoid.

[04:12:37] Oh shit.

[04:12:38] Where do you have to race to be with it?

[04:12:44] Dude, I'm her first boring, this is not good.

[04:12:51] What?

[04:12:52] Race it for the base team.

[04:12:57] Oh.

[04:12:58] Alright, move fast, move real fast on this one.

[04:13:06] I'm going as fast as I can.

[04:13:07] Oh, I love this kid!

[04:13:08] Help!

[04:13:09] Do you need a rope?

[04:13:12] Okay.

[04:13:13] You got this!

[04:13:14] Uh, I don't think I do.

[04:13:15] Hold on.

[04:13:16] I think I'm stupid.

[04:13:17] Guys, I'm ugly.

[04:13:18] I want to eat Popeye's pancakes.

[04:13:19] You're not ugly.

[04:13:20] Guys, I'm fucking ugly.

[04:13:21] You're not ugly.

[04:13:22] I will kick your butt.

[04:13:23] Follow me.

[04:13:24] Okay.

[04:13:25] Okay.

[04:13:26] Okay.

[04:13:27] Okay.

[04:13:28] Okay.

[04:13:29] Okay.

[04:13:30] Okay.

[04:13:31] Okay.

[04:13:32] Okay.

[04:13:33] Okay.

[04:13:34] I will kick you butt.

[04:13:36] Oh, it's hot. You're hot here.

[04:13:37] Guys, I'm so fucking ugly.

[04:13:39] I can't come over.

[04:13:41] You're not ugly.

[04:13:43] Why? Why? Why?

[04:13:45] Try I'm ugly.

[04:13:46] I want to be bad by kicking you.

[04:13:53] You can do it. You can do it.

[04:13:55] Go, go, go.

[04:13:57] I'm ugly.

[04:13:58] You're not ugly.

[04:13:59] Just fly.

[04:14:00] I'm not ugly.

[04:14:01] I'll kill you!

[04:14:03] See? You got it.

[04:14:05] I'm ugly.

[04:14:07] You're not ugly!

[04:14:09] Girl, shut the fuck up, I will literally come to your house.

[04:14:11] I'm ugly!

[04:14:13] And I'll break your window.

[04:14:15] I'll break your window!

[04:14:17] I'll meet somebody.

[04:14:19] It might be Shia.

[04:14:21] It's probably gonna be me.

[04:14:23] No.

[04:14:25] I'm ugly.

[04:14:27] I'm ugly.

[04:14:29] Yeah, probably.

[04:14:34] You're so pretty.

[04:14:41] You're also pretty shy of a human being.

[04:14:43] You're ugly.

[04:14:44] What?

[04:14:45] You wouldn't do it great.

[04:14:47] Oh, I'm sorry.

[04:14:49] Like first.

[04:14:51] You can do it.

[04:14:54] I'm ugly.

[04:14:55] You're not ugly.

[04:14:56] I'm ugly.

[04:14:58] You're not ugly, it's a sort of fun bomb.

[04:15:01] I'm ugly.

[04:15:03] I have the ugly.

[04:15:05] Then why do I have a picture of you?

[04:15:07] You are!

[04:15:08] Wait, am I your friend?

[04:15:10] Yeah.

[04:15:11] You know, we haven't used that picture in a while.

[04:15:13] Shia!

[04:15:14] Andrew, are my phones?

[04:15:16] I'm just making sure that everyone comes up at the same time, you know?

[04:15:18] Shia!

[04:15:19] You're on my favorites and my phones, so when I click my favorites, you're saved.

[04:15:23] Oh my god!

[04:15:25] And then it's also a lot fun to poke a peer at the scene.

[04:15:33] Oh? Oh, that's not good.

[04:15:37] Oh, that's scary.

[04:15:40] We're scary.

[04:15:42] No, you're not ugly.

[04:15:44] I can't come up with fucking ugly!

[04:15:47] You'll be fucking ugly!

[04:15:49] I can't!

[04:15:52] Last week I got Eczema, Diarrhea and Hemorrhoids.

[04:15:55] It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

[04:16:02] There's a rescue hook!

[04:16:07] Hooker.

[04:16:09] Me?

[04:16:13] Ari, we might need that hook!

[04:16:15] No, I have a rope.

[04:16:17] oh okay that too I don't even know where she's at

[04:16:24] BUFF!

[04:16:30] Ow!

[04:16:31] Where are you?

[04:16:33] I don't see her either

[04:16:39] Come on

[04:16:42] Here catch

[04:16:47] I'm okay now.

[04:16:54] Someone's in labor, what the fuck?

[04:16:58] It was a little dramatic.

[04:17:01] Don't, don't, don't.

[04:17:05] Buff.

[04:17:07] Buff.

[04:17:09] What's up, neighbor?

[04:17:11] Oh, hey!

[04:17:13] Malice, you still got that rope.

[04:17:15] Oh

[04:17:23] Do you need like a med kit

[04:17:27] There's a med kit that was up here

[04:17:30] Just yeah, cuz when you start the bonfire it actually

[04:17:35] Okay, not completely but like

[04:17:45] No, not anymore. Look, are you guys...

[04:17:50] Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[04:17:55] Not anymore.

[04:18:00] I used to be, but not anymore.

[04:18:03] Not anymore.

[04:18:06] Mouses!

[04:18:10] Oh wait, we didn't get the item!

[04:18:12] I don't.

[04:18:14] No, no, no.

[04:18:16] Get that big item!

[04:18:18] Get that big one!

[04:18:19] Item! Item! Item!

[04:18:21] Okay, I've done, like, so much great.

[04:18:27] Finally.

[04:18:29] Oh my God.

[04:18:31] Hey, I got this to blow you guys!

[04:18:34] Oh!!!

[04:18:38] I'm gonna blow you!

[04:18:40] Yes, I love the gay stick!

[04:18:44] Oh, yeah, grandpa died!

[04:18:46] Yeah, grandpa died.

[04:18:48] Dude, he fucking died!

[04:18:50] Is it possible that the grandpa's do that?

[04:18:52] Yeah.

[04:18:54] Grandpa just often died.

[04:19:02] That's a wild sentence to say in a crazy context.

[04:19:06] That's crazy that you blow your grandpa.

[04:19:10] Guys, I'm just like a man that I am so hungry that if I don't make it up this hill, I am like...

[04:19:18] It's nothing against anybody. I'm just really hungry.

[04:19:22] Don't worry. I got this. I can blow you.

[04:19:26] You'll make it.

[04:19:27] Thank you.

[04:19:29] I'm just so hungry.

[04:19:35] Like I'm like so... I'm just so hungry.

[04:19:38] I'm going to be honest, I'm surprised we made it this far.

[04:19:41] Honestly, same. I'm honestly, I didn't know how to do it.

[04:19:45] I'm really, I'm really good at it.

[04:19:47] Oh, oh no.

[04:19:53] I got her, I got her.

[04:19:57] Come on, bring her over, we got a wiener for her.

[04:20:01] Come on, we gotta give her a big wiener.

[04:20:03] Yep, yep.

[04:20:04] She needs a big wiener, stop!

[04:20:06] Yeah, I'll try more times for a wiener.

[04:20:10] Yeah, give me a give me a give.

[04:20:14] We literally watched a TikTok earlier where a lady was just like,

[04:20:20] dude, men really are just like, no matter what you say, you could be like,

[04:20:23] oh, I'm a headache, or I'm having a really hard time with this.

[04:20:26] They'll really just be like, I got something to fix that.

[04:20:29] It's just literally every time.

[04:20:31] It's just like, yeah, well, how about my penis, you know?

[04:20:35] How about this wiener?

[04:20:37] Oh!

[04:20:38] I'm so happy to have you here.

[04:20:40] Oh my god, that wiener in my tom-tom helped me so much.

[04:20:43] Thank you so much.

[04:20:45] That wiener without my gullet got into my...

[04:20:47] Yeah, I know what'll save you.

[04:20:50] My big fat dick.

[04:20:52] It's his wiener.

[04:20:54] Yeah, the freshest dog in the world is sad that your grandpa died.

[04:20:59] Don't care, here's my penis.

[04:21:00] Don't worry.

[04:21:02] Here's a picture of my shaft.

[04:21:04] I've never seen a dick dick that wasn't like the most grotesque thing in the world.

[04:21:10] I feel like it's hard to make them look appealing.

[04:21:14] Like, well it's always like from underneath, they got like 16 shins, they like aren't even looking at their face.

[04:21:20] So you can understand how they taste good ones.

[04:21:27] Exactly, it's because most of the people that send them don't know how to fucking take a picture.

[04:21:32] Dude I remember one time my friend sent me a dick pic and I was like bro why do you tell me a dick?

[04:21:37] And then he was like I need you to tell me if this looks good or not.

[04:21:41] And I remember it was like yeah that I mean that one looks pretty good but I would take it from this angle and I'd like tell him to take a dick pic.

[04:21:49] But it was so unpopular he sent me his dick.

[04:21:51] We probably should have gone that way.

[04:21:53] I don't know.

[04:21:55] Where are we going?

[04:21:57] Yeah that way.

[04:21:58] I don't know I'm just following you.

[04:22:00] Don't follow me.

[04:22:02] Which way do we go?

[04:22:04] Maybe here?

[04:22:05] Oh, that one's good.

[04:22:09] Wait, if you come up here, we can... oh, never mind.

[04:22:12] What?

[04:22:14] No, it's okay.

[04:22:16] Why did you do that? Dick, like, oh, he's gay, so I just assumed that...

[04:22:19] Well, if he knows that, I wouldn't look at his...

[04:22:21] Why?

[04:22:22] I wouldn't look at his dick like that, like, you know.

[04:22:23] You know

[04:22:28] All right, yeah

[04:22:32] Look, I made it. I don't know about that

[04:22:38] Just trying to help my friends, you know

[04:22:40] Be fair who the fuck you asked you to take a good pic. I don't know your dad

[04:22:48] Literally just research

[04:22:50] Yeah, but he's like, just try it.

[04:22:52] Like, just try it.

[04:22:52] He's like, OK, does this look?

[04:22:54] Yeah.

[04:22:55] You can tell whether or not a picture looks good.

[04:22:58] Take a few pics and just take a look.

[04:23:03] One time, a guy sent me a picture of his butt hole,

[04:23:05] and he cropped it to only be the hole,

[04:23:07] and I just did not know how to feel about that.

[04:23:11] Why did he throw it?

[04:23:13] I don't know.

[04:23:14] He was, I don't know, because he was like in his mid-40s,

[04:23:17] and he just didn't understand.

[04:23:19] I don't know, this is what he did.

[04:23:26] He quite literally took wholepick to just the literal meaning, it's just like, you want

[04:23:31] a wholepick?

[04:23:32] It's just like, well yeah, but you can't have a salad with just the greens, like, you

[04:23:36] know, I want a little bit of flavor in there as well, like where's the cheese at?

[04:23:39] Like, anything?

[04:23:40] Yeah, Jesus!

[04:23:41] Uh-huh.

[04:23:42] I feel good when you're better if it's not like a new one, but in more so, if you see like, yeah, I should have it in your pants, you know what I'm saying?

[04:23:50] Oh, see? Yeah!

[04:23:52] What an illusion!

[04:23:54] I'm like making that like a little sexy with it, you know?

[04:23:56] I wonder what you like those on.

[04:23:58] I like that.

[04:23:59] Yeah, me too.

[04:24:00] I like that one.

[04:24:01] That's all.

[04:24:02] No, no, no.

[04:24:03] Yeah, let's just look here like, where do we go?

[04:24:05] We have that chain launcher, man.

[04:24:06] I don't know.

[04:24:07] I got one.

[04:24:08] I got another one.

[04:24:09] Picture of a tit, but just the nipple.

[04:24:11] It's true.

[04:24:12] Ooh, yeah.

[04:24:13] There's still no good sections.

[04:24:15] Yeah.

[04:24:16] The nipple is like, what is it?

[04:24:18] You do it really well.

[04:24:20] You can even tell what it is.

[04:24:21] May I get one here?

[04:24:22] Do you think there's an up there, though?

[04:24:24] Is that your tip?

[04:24:25] I think there's an up there, and then we go up here.

[04:24:28] Watch this.

[04:24:29] Okay.

[04:24:31] Underwear pics are better.

[04:24:33] I agree.

[04:24:34] Honestly?

[04:24:35] Oh, my gosh.

[04:24:36] Wait, that rope is so long.

[04:24:38] Do you know what part I like? I like that line under like, you know what, it's like, jean is really cute and then also like

[04:24:44] Oh my god, I'm gonna fall down. Oh my god, my life before my eyes.

[04:24:53] You take a little pic of that.

[04:24:55] Didn't mean to because you missed.

[04:24:57] Oh yeah, you can, oh yeah. Oh this is great.

[04:25:01] Perfect.

[04:25:04] Ha!

[04:25:06] What's wrong?

[04:25:07] Oh, is there like a thing up here?

[04:25:09] Oh, jeez.

[04:25:10] Oh, you do over there.

[04:25:11] Yeah, and then you can go right here.

[04:25:14] Okay.

[04:25:15] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:25:16] Oh, we're gonna have to...

[04:25:18] Ah!

[04:25:19] Try a couple.

[04:25:20] Evening.

[04:25:21] Two-cellus. Two-cellus.

[04:25:25] Okay, okay.

[04:25:26] I

[04:25:40] Hey

[04:25:42] This is cool

[04:25:45] You got this

[04:25:49] You got this

[04:25:51] Well, I'll hang out here with you. Oh

[04:25:55] You got this. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't help you there, but I'm not allowed

[04:26:01] No

[04:26:21] Okay, can I stand? Yeah, I can kind of like show myself.

[04:26:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:26:28] Nice.

[04:26:29] Go to your right a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:26:31] There's stuff up there.

[04:26:33] There, let's go.

[04:26:35] We're doing it, we're doing it.

[04:26:37] On my line.

[04:26:38] No helping hands.

[04:26:40] No helping hands.

[04:26:41] Just all kicking.

[04:26:42] All kicking.

[04:26:43] Screaming.

[04:26:48] Screaming and kicking.

[04:26:49] We're making a grind.

[04:26:51] Shitting, pouring.

[04:26:53] Shitting, pouring, busy.

[04:26:55] Coming.

[04:26:57] Is there something about me?

[04:27:01] Yeah, oh yeah, there's a lot above you.

[04:27:04] Yeah, you can make it.

[04:27:05] This carbonated drink is insane.

[04:27:07] That's what I was saying!

[04:27:09] It's a cheese sparkling water peach flavor.

[04:27:15] Ooh!

[04:27:17] I ran out of Togo Chico's and I haven't been able to find them since.

[04:27:19] Oh my god! Bro, I feel like everybody and their mom is buying Togo Chico now because you can never find it anywhere.

[04:27:26] I know, it's fun to ask, but I got one mine, so now I can't find it ever.

[04:27:32] Who's taking all the fucking Togo Chico's?

[04:27:35] Oh!

[04:27:36] Okay, um, we're on the God Props here.

[04:27:42] Or we could hope that something up there, if we like, change the hot rod to my need of that, but...

[04:27:50] I could chain up there.

[04:27:53] Dude, but this has something up there. That's the thing. It's like, will we run out of stuff?

[04:27:57] Well, then you can go up to the right, maybe.

[04:27:59] Oh, true. Okay, I think that's the move.

[04:28:01] Okay, let me try to find a place to chain.

[04:28:05] Hmm.

[04:28:07] I was trying to find a place to do it

[04:28:20] Okay, let's do a bolt right there

[04:28:25] Yeah, not bad not bad. Let's see what we got. Oh

[04:28:33] Wow another chain launcher and a rope cannon

[04:28:37] I think we should go up here and then to the right look at that.

[04:28:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it, that was the question and you got it correct.

[04:29:01] That was a test.

[04:29:02] Do you guys come up with your juicy fat dick juicy question?

[04:29:09] I'm still thinking about my juicy fat dick juicy question.

[04:29:12] What?

[04:29:13] Juicy juice.

[04:29:14] What are we talking about?

[04:29:17] I want to know your biggest fatest and juiciest and juiciest, sexiest and juiciest question

[04:29:22] that you've ever had.

[04:29:23] Yeah, the juiciest juice.

[04:29:25] I've been asked a lot of questions like I want to ask.

[04:29:29] Like you want to ask.

[04:29:31] I don't know, I ask a lot of stupid questions.

[04:29:38] Same.

[04:29:39] Oh.

[04:29:40] That makes me.

[04:29:43] Oh.

[04:29:44] Oh.

[04:29:45] Hello, God.

[04:29:51] Okay, shy idea.

[04:29:57] Okay.

[04:29:58] idea. Okay. You come to where I am. Okay. See if you can like chain over here or something.

[04:30:08] Like something in this area. Okay. All right.

[04:30:14] Let's see if he can hit like this or not.

[04:30:25] Oh, okay.

[04:30:27] Something like that.

[04:30:32] I can hit here or here.

[04:30:35] Okay, probably here and then we'll just go up there.

[04:30:38] What about these chats?

[04:30:41] Uh, actually we can go down and just grab them.

[04:30:44] Yeah, right.

[04:30:46] Yippee!

[04:30:52] Hey!

[04:30:56] Imagine this was the face we could see.

[04:30:58] Oh, that would be horrible.

[04:31:00] I would cry.

[04:31:02] Topo Chico has a one-source well and it's in need of stabilization, production is slow

[04:31:09] as a result.

[04:31:10] What?

[04:31:11] No!

[04:31:12] No!

[04:31:13] What?

[04:31:14] My Topo Chico!

[04:31:15] My Topo Chico!

[04:31:16] My Topo Chico!

[04:31:17] My Topo Chico!

[04:31:18] What the fuck?

[04:31:19] Anything good, Ty?

[04:31:20] I got a rope.

[04:31:21] A dick?

[04:31:22] And an energy drink.

[04:31:23] Aw.

[04:31:24] I got a rope and an energy drink.

[04:31:31] I think it might be this one.

[04:31:39] Why?

[04:31:40] That way?

[04:31:41] Here.

[04:31:42] Take this.

[04:31:44] Ready?

[04:31:45] Oh, yes.

[04:31:46] Go.

[04:31:47] Oh, no, I kicked you!

[04:31:49] Oh

[04:32:19] I am.

[04:32:24] What happened?

[04:32:25] Wow.

[04:32:32] Hello.

[04:32:33] Are you coming up?

[04:32:34] Hi.

[04:32:35] Yeah, I'm working on it.

[04:32:38] So what was that about?

[04:32:40] I'm sorry, I said you were lollipop and then I forgot that we'd kick.

[04:32:45] That's okay, I know what that about.

[04:32:47] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't feel good about it. Okay, all right.

[04:32:55] Listen.

[04:32:58] Hey.

[04:33:02] What if we just went right up above? I think we could almost climb it.

[04:33:06] You think so? Like just go up here. Yeah, go up that corner.

[04:33:10] Master, what are you eating?

[04:33:14] Crackers.

[04:33:15] Oh yeah, you're so right.

[04:33:17] Oh, I want crackers.

[04:33:19] Yeah, I'm eating crackers.

[04:33:22] It's like butter crackers?

[04:33:26] They're like...

[04:33:29] Yeah, they're like the rich crackers.

[04:33:32] Mmm.

[04:33:34] Like the butter ones.

[04:33:36] Have you ever had...

[04:33:38] Triscuits?

[04:33:41] Triscuit?

[04:33:43] Yeah.

[04:33:44] I think I've eaten a Triscuit.

[04:33:46] Mm-hmm. They're like wheat crackers, but have, uh...

[04:33:50] I don't know, they come in all kinds of flavors and stuff.

[04:33:53] I can't have Triscuits.

[04:33:56] Why not?

[04:33:58] I'm allergic to wheat.

[04:34:00] She's allergic to corn, eggs, beef, wheat, and rice.

[04:34:02] Yeah.

[04:34:04] I'm allergic to corn, eggs, beef, wheat, and rice, and oak, and pine, and dog, and cat, and dust, and mine.

[04:34:13] Oh, you're special.

[04:34:15] I am special.

[04:34:18] Does that make you want to kick me down there?

[04:34:20] And they're fine.

[04:34:21] Don't, don't you dare! Don't you dare!

[04:34:23] Oh my god!

[04:34:25] I'm going to fall down!

[04:34:35] I'm going to fall!

[04:34:40] These flies are too many!

[04:34:47] Come on Shaya!

[04:34:50] Shaya, wake up!

[04:34:53] You're so silly!

[04:34:54] Oh no.

[04:34:55] Oh my god.

[04:34:58] Okay, he's good. He's good.

[04:35:00] Sia, we go!

[04:35:01] That's so fucking scary bro.

[04:35:03] Sia, we go!

[04:35:09] Come on buddy.

[04:35:15] Okay, alright. Alright.

[04:35:19] Girls chill!

[04:35:20] I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

[04:35:26] I'm still trying to get my sleepiness away. I'm still so tired.

[04:35:35] Shia, why are you running?

[04:35:39] What? Why are you running?

[04:35:42] Shia.

[04:35:44] I have to get away from her.

[04:35:46] You can't escape me Shia, I'm inevitable.

[04:36:02] No.

[04:36:10] Stop! No!

[04:36:16] Let's go!

[04:36:23] Let's go!

[04:36:30] Let's go!

[04:36:38] Woo!

[04:36:41] Woo!

[04:36:47] Man, I hope Arty's here.

[04:36:49] Oh, hello.

[04:36:50] Hi, what's going on?

[04:36:52] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[04:36:55] That was scary.

[04:36:57] Whoa.

[04:37:02] Oh, geez.

[04:37:04] Believe me.

[04:37:05] Holy moly I don't see the yellow I don't see that yellow on. Wait what the heck? What happened to your line?

[04:37:31] We all did

[04:37:35] I'm going to be 100% with you.

[04:37:47] What?

[04:37:48] I did not expect us to make you that far.

[04:37:51] Oh, yeah, but we're gamers, we're gaming.

[04:37:55] Now what the heck?

[04:37:56] I'm a gamer.

[04:37:57] We're gamers, dude.

[04:37:58] We're gamers.

[04:37:59] I'm a gamer.

[04:38:00] I'm a gamer.

[04:38:01] What the heck?

[04:38:02] I'm a gamer.

[04:38:03] I'm a gamer.

[04:38:04] I'm a gamer.

[04:38:05] game i sit there i game i don't know what i came below are you capable of a lot of stuff

[04:38:12] okay yeah uh yeah like what killing someone uh oh killing yeah capable of killing somebody

[04:38:27] i wish i could meet you right now okay you want it yep plissi they're a horror movie for every

[04:38:33] Oh

[04:38:39] There has to be a what for a movie

[04:38:48] Yeah

[04:38:51] Killing probably

[04:39:01] I know

[04:39:03] They cooked it like a corn.

[04:39:07] That's pretty sick.

[04:39:09] Dude, can I just all agree that turkey just fucking kind of sucks dick?

[04:39:13] Yeah.

[04:39:14] That's not my favorite.

[04:39:15] Turkey just kind of sucks.

[04:39:17] I'd rather just eat a ham.

[04:39:19] Hmm.

[04:39:20] Ham.

[04:39:21] Right?

[04:39:22] Ham's so good.

[04:39:23] I like ham.

[04:39:25] Mmm.

[04:39:26] That would be good.

[04:39:27] Yummy.

[04:39:28] I like ham.

[04:39:29] Everyone who says no is getting banned.

[04:39:31] Yeah.

[04:39:32] Get on! Get on!

[04:39:34] Yeah, so you can't just agree with me.

[04:39:36] Yeah!

[04:39:37] You're not allowed to disagree with me.

[04:40:02] You would leave me.

[04:40:16] What is happening?

[04:40:17] What?

[04:40:18] Ah!

[04:40:19] What are you guys doing?

[04:40:21] What are you guys doing?

[04:40:24] What are you guys doing right now?

[04:40:26] Yo!

[04:40:27] Yo!

[04:40:28] Yo!

[04:40:29] I feel pretty thirsty.

[04:40:31] Yo, yo, yo.

[04:40:33] Hey, Phil, are you still in deep?

[04:40:34] Yeah.

[04:40:35] I'm feeling this.

[04:40:36] Yeah, I'm on my pill.

[04:40:38] I'm on my pill.

[04:40:40] I'm on my pill.

[04:40:41] I'm on my pill.

[04:40:42] I'm feeling pretty nasty.

[04:40:43] She's on the pill.

[04:40:44] I'm on the pill.

[04:40:45] I'm on my pill, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:40:47] I'm on my pill.

[04:40:50] She's patient.

[04:40:51] She's on the pill.

[04:40:52] I'm on my pill, yeah.

[04:40:54] I'm on my pill.

[04:40:56] Yeah.

[04:40:58] Whoa.

[04:41:00] I like it oh yeah no I get it yeah yeah you know you just don't play them I

[04:41:20] I'm kinda good.

[04:41:21] I get it.

[04:41:22] How are you feeling?

[04:41:23] Good.

[04:41:24] I'm feeling good.

[04:41:25] Good?

[04:41:26] Are you?

[04:41:27] Are you down for another one?

[04:41:30] Are you?

[04:41:33] Another one?

[04:41:34] For something else.

[04:41:35] Oh!

[04:41:36] Whoa!

[04:41:37] That was sick.

[04:41:38] Wow!

[04:41:39] That was for you and me.

[04:41:40] I like it.

[04:41:41] That was the jitness.

[04:41:42] I like it.

[04:41:43] I like it.

[04:41:44] I like that.

[04:41:45] I like that.

[04:41:46] I like that.

[04:41:47] I like that.

[04:41:48] I like it. No I don't. I like it. I like it. I don't like it. It's amazing that I like it. I like it.

[04:42:01] You touching my lewis? Yes. You just coughed on my dick? Yes. You coughed on my dick? Yes. Thank you.

[04:42:13] I'm jealous, champ.

[04:42:15] But you won't pop on your dick.

[04:42:17] I'm a little jealous.

[04:42:19] You want your penis to catch a cold?

[04:42:21] Oh, I want a little jealous.

[04:42:23] What?

[04:42:25] If a penis could sneeze, you would think it would.

[04:42:27] Oh, it does.

[04:42:29] Oh, it does.

[04:42:31] What if, like, what if one of the guy sneezes,

[04:42:33] is his penis to sneeze?

[04:42:35] Oh, my God, like, when a woman has her period

[04:42:37] and she sneezes in her blood,

[04:42:39] it's not gonna happen.

[04:42:41] Yeah.

[04:42:43] Did you hear that?

[04:42:44] That had not happened to me yet.

[04:42:46] Oh.

[04:42:47] Is that what you store for me?

[04:42:49] Yeah.

[04:42:50] If you sneeze, burp or piss or anything, it'll come out.

[04:42:53] It'll go...

[04:42:55] What?

[04:42:57] Yeah, when you sneeze, have you ever sneezed?

[04:42:58] Yeah, I don't want to.

[04:42:59] When you sneeze, it'll come out of your pussay?

[04:43:00] Ew!

[04:43:01] Oh, like when you turn into a gust or...

[04:43:04] Yeah, like a type of package.

[04:43:05] It's called the red sneeze?

[04:43:06] What the fuck?

[04:43:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:43:08] Yeah.

[04:43:09] Yeah.

[04:43:10] Yeah, I get that. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want my period anymore. Throw it away.

[04:43:17] Yeah, you don't want to be a ketchup packet? No. Can I have it? You're rid of it.

[04:43:26] Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise packet.

[04:43:27] I bet you would.

[04:43:32] I don't know, who's to say?

[04:43:39] You said it, like I'm just gonna fall in through.

[04:43:45] Thank you for talking about my face, I'm really not like this.

[04:43:51] I'm sorry, I got nervous.

[04:43:53] Well, I didn't think it would work.

[04:43:59] I like a man who says, eew.

[04:44:01] Me too.

[04:44:03] Eew! You guys are saying, eew?

[04:44:05] Okay, yeah.

[04:44:07] Okay, puners.

[04:44:09] Eew!

[04:44:13] That's true. If more men just said that they were gay, I think the world would be happier.

[04:44:17] There's so many times where I've seen men who'd be like, oh my god, this is true.

[04:44:23] I just hate it when she spreads her pussy in front of me.

[04:44:25] I'm like, OK, well, then you're just gay.

[04:44:26] Can you just, like, please just be gay?

[04:44:28] And go be gay.

[04:44:28] Go be gay.

[04:44:30] Just go suck a dick.

[04:44:31] I'm sure you'll be a lot happier, OK?

[04:44:32] Go be gay.

[04:44:36] It's fine.

[04:44:36] Just say that you like men.

[04:44:38] It's fine.

[04:44:41] It's OK.

[04:44:41] It's 2026.

[04:44:44] Bro, it's the truth.

[04:44:45] I know.

[04:44:45] I was watching this like it was like what was it? It was like the people that are like

[04:44:54] What's that documentary we were watching where I was like the men and they were like yeah

[04:44:57] I just live before one K and I just like the people in the manasphere

[04:45:00] Oh, the manasphere. I saw that thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[04:45:05] They were gay it would all be better because literally the entire time in the manasphere. They're like, yeah

[04:45:10] I just like get ripped. You gotta work hard so you would press other men

[04:45:14] You're not gonna make it anywhere unless you're impressing your fellow man. You gotta look hot to them not the women

[04:45:21] Yeah, I don't matter the women is a side piece watching that man a sphere thing. How they roll these guys gay

[04:45:32] It's true though, it's so true like they were like

[04:45:35] I get to go fuck other women and my women has to do everything at home and I get to do whatever I want

[04:45:41] I don't ever look at her but okay well then you're gay like this go be gay

[04:45:44] That was the gayest documentary I've ever seen in my life

[04:45:48] Literally

[04:45:49] Yeah, like I always worked out because when I go I spend gross to see how my muscles look like that's a lot of opinion that matters

[04:45:54] Okay, then you're gay like

[04:45:57] They go be gay

[04:45:59] Peepee!

[04:46:01] Go suck peepee!

[04:46:02] Should I like suck a peepee?

[04:46:03] You said okay with suck a peepee?

[04:46:04] That looks like peepee!

[04:46:05] Yeah!

[04:46:06] Woooooo!

[04:46:08] Yeah!

[04:46:09] You happy?

[04:46:10] Yeah!

[04:46:11] You scared me!

[04:46:12] For a grinder notification to go off during that whole thing!

[04:46:14] Yeah!

[04:46:15] Doodoo doo!

[04:46:16] Doodoo doo!

[04:46:20] Nice drill!

[04:46:21] I don't know what grinder sounds like.

[04:46:23] It goes doodoo doo!

[04:46:24] Doodoo doo!

[04:46:25] Doodoo doo!

[04:46:26] I hear it on Shia's phone all the time.

[04:46:28] Yeah, I still can't get over that cropped-butthole picture.

[04:46:40] Yeah, I can't explain that.

[04:46:44] That's just what it was.

[04:46:46] I didn't talk to him more.

[04:46:48] It was just kind of like, we're not communicating.

[04:46:51] Yeah, it kind of was.

[04:46:54] Yeah, it was just kind of weird.

[04:46:57] It was kind of blurry too, so it was just kind of like, uh, okay.

[04:47:00] Well, you have to be fucking, you have to be fucking starving.

[04:47:02] You probably zoomed in and cropped it.

[04:47:04] Like, ew.

[04:47:05] Yeah, I don't know, I don't know why he did that.

[04:47:09] He only wants the hole.

[04:47:15] Maybe that's all he had.

[04:47:17] Maybe, what if he's just leaving now?

[04:47:21] Mmm.

[04:47:22] That's all I'm trying to be.

[04:47:24] Those guys are so deep in the closet they are finding Christmas presents from 15 years

[04:47:29] ago.

[04:47:30] They got like a butthole picture or whatever but their butthole was like sagging out.

[04:47:35] What?

[04:47:36] No.

[04:47:37] Yeah.

[04:47:38] Is it because they put a lot of stuff in it?

[04:47:40] I think so and they were like their butthole was hanging out.

[04:47:44] It could be that or they just looked like a ton of hemorrhoids.

[04:47:47] This girl hooked up with a guy that was a doctor and afterwards he sent her text to

[04:47:52] like by the way you had hemorrhoids I mean that's kind of nice I don't know

[04:47:58] how I feel about that was it they just mean or like were they dating it was

[04:48:04] just a hookup oh I don't like that yeah there was a hookup and yeah afterwards

[04:48:10] he's like by the way you have hemorrhoids that's kind of nice though by the way

[04:48:13] Okay, while I was back there, I just let you know.

[04:48:18] You know this.

[04:48:19] I was just there, like, I guess like free diagnosis?

[04:48:22] I didn't.

[04:48:23] Do you really need a diagnosis for hemorrhoids?

[04:48:26] Yeah, man.

[04:48:27] I feel like you should, you would know.

[04:48:28] I didn't know she had them.

[04:48:29] Oh.

[04:48:30] You don't know you had a hemi?

[04:48:31] She didn't know she had it.

[04:48:33] She don't feel her own butthole.

[04:48:35] How do you not, do you not look at your butthole?

[04:48:37] I think some people don't experience the pain.

[04:48:40] No one just get like no you just get it get a mid-sized mirror next time before

[04:48:47] you hop in the shower just your butthole this isn't about me okay I'm just

[04:48:53] trying to help everyone else okay

[04:48:57] are you playing with your butt hole when's the last time you saw it the last

[04:49:05] Last time I saw it, like actually looked at it two days ago.

[04:49:09] Wow.

[04:49:10] Wait, two days ago?

[04:49:12] Yeah.

[04:49:13] I was like, where was I?

[04:49:14] I don't question what he does.

[04:49:17] I don't know when I last saw mine.

[04:49:23] Wow.

[04:49:24] Okay, we gotta get in tight.

[04:49:25] Wait, you don't shave, we are.

[04:49:26] You don't shave at all.

[04:49:27] With our holes.

[04:49:28] I do shave it, but I don't look at it when I shave it.

[04:49:30] I wax.

[04:49:31] Oh.

[04:49:32] I wish I could wax.

[04:49:34] I sent Michi, I don't know if you guys saw it in the group chat, but I sent Michi to the game, like, I shaved my butthole and thought of you.

[04:49:42] I know, I, every time I shave my butthole, I think of Michi now, which I don't know why.

[04:49:46] I shaved my butthole and thought of you.

[04:49:48] Does she, does she shave her butthole?

[04:49:50] Yeah, we had a whole conversation about how she shaves her butthole, like, every day.

[04:49:55] Wait, every day?

[04:49:56] Every day?

[04:49:57] Every day, every day.

[04:49:58] I don't shave my butthole every day.

[04:50:01] What?

[04:50:02] Every day?

[04:50:04] Every day she shaves it every day. I mean she's pretty hairy

[04:50:09] Yeah, that's why I saw she was pretty hairy

[04:50:16] Cuz I think it would be hard to do by yourself and it's like do I do this someone else to like

[04:50:23] I just sit there and I just you know

[04:50:27] You know, I would fear getting it up my butt

[04:50:30] No, that's the best part.

[04:50:32] That's just like...

[04:50:34] That's just the yummers.

[04:50:36] Massive consumes.

[04:50:38] Dude, I love it when my asshole slurps up the water of the bidet

[04:50:42] and chews it out and spits it.

[04:50:44] And it's frizzing.

[04:50:46] Wait, what?

[04:50:48] Yeah, you should water up your...

[04:50:50] Oh, go ahead.

[04:50:52] No, no, no.

[04:50:54] Try to tell me this trick where if you blast the water of the bidet,

[04:50:58] the bidet like it like goes into your colon you can like shoot it out and it's

[04:51:02] really nice I really like at first I thought it was a weirdo but then I was

[04:51:06] like you know what actually this is great because now you understand you know

[04:51:11] with enough pressure it gets in there and you can feel like a little coldness

[04:51:14] and like like a lower intestine tummy and it feels funny until you just kind of

[04:51:19] like butt gargle shoot it back out well there's no time for I'm like oh my god I

[04:51:23] I feel like I feel like I'm constipated but then I like shoot it up my hole and then it comes out and it's way better.

[04:51:29] It's like a lubrication.

[04:51:30] I just get it.

[04:51:31] I want to spend one week at your house just to like witness.

[04:51:35] I feel like it's like a cartoon at your house.

[04:51:39] Like it's not real.

[04:51:40] The cartoon.

[04:51:41] The people confused in chat.

[04:51:43] I don't know if this is for you.

[04:51:45] The other people that go in like, I understand.

[04:51:47] You get it.

[04:51:48] You know that there's priorities when you have to, you know.

[04:51:50] You either get it or you haven't done it yet.

[04:51:52] or you have in bottom hello police we're being held hostage

[04:52:01] no just normal animals I want to get a colonic guys if we got

[04:52:13] colonics here they would you watch my poop tube what is that I would watch it

[04:52:17] You it's it's such like an extra service thing where you can go in and they just kind of clear you out like they give you

[04:52:24] Let they put a tube in and they filter in

[04:52:29] like

[04:52:30] water while also

[04:52:32] Pulling everything out and you can see it actively coming out and going through a machine at the same time and

[04:52:38] The video I watched of the lady doing it to the this guy was you know

[04:52:43] It's kind of like oh, I'm just gonna put some pressure here just kind of like rubbed his tummy

[04:52:46] And I'm like oh, I want that I want to go and get a little tummy rub and then get it cleaned out

[04:52:51] How do they clean the machine that it's probably you know what honestly they probably replace the tube and then also send

[04:52:59] I don't know cleaner through it

[04:53:06] I don't know I hope so a little bit of soap

[04:53:13] It'll be fine

[04:53:23] Use a little smiley face

[04:53:26] Enough for me

[04:53:28] If it smells clean, it's clean

[04:53:35] Okay, it's late. I don't sleep

[04:53:37] goodnight

[04:53:39] goodnight

[04:53:41] goodnight

[04:53:43] I looked at you guys in the mirror for so long

[04:53:45] I realized you looked good

[04:53:47] goodnight Ari

[04:53:49] goodnight

[04:53:51] goodnight Ari

[04:53:53] I hope you sleep well

[04:53:55] and you're putting on your piss in the shower

[04:53:57] I hope you baby piss in the shower

[04:53:59] I don't know, we'll figure it out

[04:54:01] in the second one

[04:54:03] yeah, I uh

[04:54:05] Let me know when you're done streaming so I can I can call my a video voice call my I gotta go

[04:54:15] She always does this

[04:54:27] Why she died like that sometimes people die I

[04:54:32] Knew it

[04:54:34] I fucking knew it, bro.

[04:54:35] People die.

[04:54:38] People just die.

[04:54:41] What's happening?

[04:54:42] Hurry on your rendezvous.

[04:54:44] Hurry on your rendezvous.

[04:54:49] I wish I had cool climbing gear outfit.

[04:54:53] Yeah, me too.

[04:54:54] I still don't understand how I got it.

[04:54:57] You saved someone.

[04:54:58] You saved somebody's life.

[04:54:59] I really didn't.

[04:55:00] I really didn't.

[04:55:01] I really didn't.

[04:55:02] You saved them.

[04:55:03] I really didn't save them I swear I really didn't I didn't do that. Oh

[04:55:13] I didn't do that

[04:55:16] Oh, dude, when are we gonna pick up trash? I

[04:55:20] Want to pick up trash?

[04:55:26] Yeah, I want to see it

[04:55:29] We can pick up trash

[04:55:31] Trash would be really fun to pick up.

[04:55:35] Hey look, it's called Clean Up Earth.

[04:55:38] Wow!

[04:55:39] Oh.

[04:55:40] This is mixed.

[04:55:41] Mixed reviews.

[04:55:42] It does mixed.

[04:55:43] But then again.

[04:55:44] Dude, that is a lot of trash.

[04:55:45] But then again, people...

[04:55:46] I feel like sometimes people on Steam, like, it's like chill out, bro.

[04:55:57] it's like chill out rule yeah I get that

[04:56:05] this isn't the co-op is kind of nice

[04:56:09] oh that's a whole point

[04:56:16] yeah but look at all the other games I found I went on a hunt I found this

[04:56:24] Oh.

[04:56:25] Okay, I'm ready.

[04:56:26] Okay.

[04:56:28] Are you ready for Friendslaparama?

[04:56:30] I found this one.

[04:56:31] I'm so ready.

[04:56:32] Oh, yeah!

[04:56:33] I saw this one.

[04:56:35] Voodoo fishing.

[04:56:36] Yes.

[04:56:38] That looks cute.

[04:56:40] Yeah, that looks fun.

[04:56:41] I didn't realize this was out.

[04:56:43] I found this one.

[04:56:46] What the hell is that?

[04:56:48] What the fuck?

[04:56:50] Yeah, I know a guy.

[04:56:51] What the fuck is this?

[04:56:54] I found this one.

[04:56:56] Okay.

[04:56:57] Oh shit.

[04:56:58] Cooking simulator 2 came out.

[04:56:59] Oh.

[04:57:00] The NS4 up to 4 player co-op but it's mixed.

[04:57:03] It's mixed.

[04:57:04] Oh, what the hell are you...

[04:57:05] Oh god.

[04:57:06] That's high-flying.

[04:57:07] Oh god.

[04:57:08] Oh god.

[04:57:09] Oh god.

[04:57:10] Oh god.

[04:57:11] Oh god.

[04:57:12] Oh god.

[04:57:13] Oh god.

[04:57:14] Oh god.

[04:57:15] Oh god.

[04:57:16] Oh god.

[04:57:17] I found a big one!

[04:57:19] That's one picture of like the cookie one, look at this guy!

[04:57:24] Nice!

[04:57:27] I do like that!

[04:57:30] Nice!

[04:57:32] Okay, sure!

[04:57:35] I found a big one!

[04:57:37] I found a big one!

[04:57:39] I found a big one!

[04:57:41] I found a big one!

[04:57:43] Okay, sure

[04:57:48] Wow, okay, good cook

[04:57:55] Oh I found oh, yeah this one

[04:58:01] This one this one these look great. Thanks. Look this one. Oh

[04:58:08] Oh my god, I played that one, but myself.

[04:58:13] It's a shit show, but it is fun.

[04:58:17] It is fun.

[04:58:18] There's not a lot to do in it, but it would be fun with a lot of people.

[04:58:21] With friends.

[04:58:22] Yeah.

[04:58:23] I had a heart attack every two seconds, it was great.

[04:58:29] What?

[04:58:30] Yeah, it was awesome.

[04:58:32] A heart attack?

[04:58:34] Yeah.

[04:58:35] Like, legit.

[04:58:36] Like, in the game.

[04:58:37] Okay, I just kept them in my heart, huh?

[04:58:38] What the fuck?

[04:58:40] Hahaha

[04:58:41] Oh yeah, and then if you gamble too high, your heart rate goes too high, and you have heart attacks.

[04:58:46] Ohhhh, okay.

[04:58:49] Also, it's like that movie Crank.

[04:58:52] Oh yeah.

[04:58:53] Yeah!

[04:58:53] Crank is too hard.

[04:58:55] Crank your dick too hard.

[04:58:56] It's like when you crank.

[04:58:57] When you crank your crank.

[04:59:00] Crank your dick?

[04:59:01] Crank your cornea.

[04:59:02] Oh yeah, and then that store-bound game came out with episodes 3 and 4.

[04:59:07] Oh, I fully played episode one.

[04:59:10] Yeah, we only played one.

[04:59:11] Like the initial drop.

[04:59:13] Oh, there's so much to do in it then.

[04:59:16] Oh, goodness.

[04:59:18] Yeah, that game's fun.

[04:59:19] I like that one.

[04:59:20] Yeah.

[04:59:21] Yeah, that'd be fun to play.

[04:59:22] You're going to be busy next week, though.

[04:59:24] I am going to be busy.

[04:59:27] The what?

[04:59:28] Oh!

[04:59:29] It's fucking fun!

[04:59:31] Oh, my god!

[04:59:32] It's fucking...

[04:59:33] Oh!

[04:59:34] It's fucking fun!

[04:59:35] OOOH!

[04:59:36] OOOH!

[04:59:36] It's for-

[04:59:37] RRRRR!

[04:59:38] RRRRR!

[04:59:38] It's for-

[04:59:39] RRRRR!

[04:59:39] It's done.

[04:59:40] RRRRR!

[04:59:41] RRRRR!

[04:59:42] RRRRR!

[04:59:43] RRRRR!

[04:59:44] RRRRR!

[04:59:46] He's not even a bike, he's just gonna sit there and eat food and complain.

[04:59:52] What's what he's doing to you?

[04:59:52] All he does is gone!

[04:59:53] It's all he's fucking done!

[04:59:58] Fuck!

[05:00:00] God!

[05:00:01] Fucking fuck!

[05:00:05] I hope you have fun on this cycle.

[05:00:11] Yeah, I hope you have fun on this cycle.

[05:00:14] Do you have any baskets?

[05:00:16] Yeah.

[05:00:17] I'll have some baskets.

[05:00:18] Good.

[05:00:19] I'm excited about the baskets.

[05:00:20] It's my favorite part.

[05:00:21] I think that's one of my favorite parts, too.

[05:00:23] Yeah.

[05:00:24] The baskets are my favorite part.

[05:00:25] And you screaming in the tunnels is my favorite part.

[05:00:28] SIX!

[05:00:29] SIX!

[05:00:30] Screaming in the sakes and all the tunnels.

[05:00:34] It's big lunch for guys!

[05:00:36] It's big days of fun!

[05:00:38] Oh yeah, that sounds really fun!

[05:00:40] I love biking!

[05:00:42] I feel like every year

[05:00:44] it just gets longer and longer.

[05:00:46] Yeah.

[05:00:48] How long was it last year?

[05:00:50] I think it was like 12 days last year.

[05:00:52] Or maybe I probably was still 15 days.

[05:00:54] Oh my goodness.

[05:00:56] He's crazy.

[05:00:58] He's a crazy guy.

[05:01:00] I just thought that I'm not fucking biking

[05:01:02] I want to do that shit yeah he's a crazy guy all right yeah he's definitely

[05:01:08] fucking crazy period crazy period period period period period

[05:01:32] I mean you guys know whenever you're free cuz we'll be free. Oh, yeah

[05:01:44] Cuz after this weekend because we just were setting up like a lot of stuff for this weekend

[05:01:49] Cuz we just have a lot of meat and greets, but after that I got nothing for a long time

[05:01:54] Me too. Well, that's not true. Well

[05:01:58] Well, I mean you ever

[05:02:02] I got a million and one conventions oh oh I had a meet-and-greet today at a

[05:02:17] convention and while I was doing it it was good there was a guy listening to

[05:02:24] me the whole time that was helping and I played a sound effect in his ear which

[05:02:30] Which was like a low reverb fart and he didn't acknowledge it or anything and I think he thought

[05:02:35] I really shat my pants while I was doing a meet and greet.

[05:02:38] I really hope that he thinks that you shat yourself like I really hope that he goes and

[05:02:45] tells his friends he's like man I had to shite a bug guy on me and he just honestly shits

[05:02:49] himself right through the thing.

[05:02:50] He shits himself right through the thing.

[05:02:51] He didn't say anything, yeah I think he just thought I shit my pants because it sounds

[05:02:56] like it.

[05:02:57] Yeah play it.

[05:02:58] I also giggled afterwards, but he didn't acknowledge it, so maybe he

[05:03:03] Maybe he really thought he was just like wow what the fuck, okay?

[05:03:06] I really hope he did. I hope he just tells everyone he knows. Yeah. Yeah, he's like Jesus that man

[05:03:13] He just like shit in my ears

[05:03:20] Yeah, I got this guy and he was at a virtual pink rabbit. He just like fucking shit himself for it's true

[05:03:25] Did you have ever had so many come to your meet and greet line and not know who you were?

[05:03:31] Yes, that happened to me today.

[05:03:34] Really? Was it the shit guy?

[05:03:36] Yes. Uh, no, no, no, that guy was the one working there. He was there the whole time.

[05:03:41] But another guy that came up, uh, came up and then, speaking of which, Candy!

[05:03:47] Candy!

[05:03:49] Candy!

[05:03:51] I had a guy come and he was like, I don't know who you were, but I saw a long line and I stood in it.

[05:03:57] And I wanted to hear what this was about.

[05:04:00] And I was like, well, what do you think?

[05:04:03] And he was like, this is not what I expected it to be.

[05:04:06] And I'm like, well, congratulations.

[05:04:09] I'm here first to meet you, and he's like, wow, this is something.

[05:04:18] He's like, do you do this every day?

[05:04:20] Is this your job?

[05:04:21] And I'm like, uh, I do kinda do it every day.

[05:04:26] What?

[05:04:27] You do do it every day?

[05:04:28] Oh yeah, I did come up and he was just like, convince me why this is cool.

[05:04:32] And I was like, alright man, listen here, I'm naked right now.

[05:04:35] No pants, no shirt.

[05:04:37] You can't even tell.

[05:04:38] And he was like, whoa.

[05:04:39] And I was like, yeah.

[05:04:40] And I'm talking to you right now.

[05:04:41] And he was like, but is that, is that like, why, why are you naked?

[05:04:44] And I was just like, well, because I can do whatever the fuck I want.

[05:04:47] And he was like, oh wow.

[05:04:49] And I was like yeah, you wish you could just do whatever you want and he was like yeah kind of like okay cool

[05:04:55] Well, but I can't so if you were reading were you good you could be naked right now

[05:04:59] Yeah, and then and then it was funny cuz he was like man that and then I and then we just start talking about v2 being

[05:05:04] So and then I saw him the next year he came back and then he was like yeah, I'm into vTubers now

[05:05:10] I was like hell yeah

[05:05:12] Yeah

[05:05:14] Like hell yeah, I did I see I told you it's cool

[05:05:17] Wow

[05:05:18] Yeah.

[05:05:22] Pretty sick.

[05:05:24] Converting them all.

[05:05:28] Wow. Incredible.

[05:05:32] Nice. Converting.

[05:05:35] Oh, Candy just said, I had one person who told me they didn't want to talk to me.

[05:05:39] And I was like, why are you here?

[05:05:43] Oh, that would only happen to Candy.

[05:05:46] That's that's wild

[05:05:49] Your line I really don't want to talk to you

[05:05:54] So much said that to me if somebody said to me I said, okay, I don't talk to you either buddy like leave get out of my line

[05:06:03] Yeah, I've had some people they do

[05:06:09] Yeah, well if I was there

[05:06:15] I get a lot of people to come and they just start instantly crying.

[05:06:21] So sweet.

[05:06:23] I had someone cry when they came up and said hi.

[05:06:29] I crawled on top of the table to give them a hug because I felt so fat.

[05:06:33] I was like, don't give them a hug.

[05:06:38] Maybe one day.

[05:06:39] One day.

[05:06:40] Yeah.

[05:06:41] Give you hugs.

[05:06:42] I remember there was this one girl she cried and she threw herself on the floor and I was

[05:06:48] like oh god are you okay?

[05:06:50] And then she was like I just, I only wanted to meet you and I'm like you're gonna make

[05:06:55] me cry.

[05:06:56] Oh.

[05:06:57] Aw.

[05:06:58] You're so sweet.

[05:06:59] Yeah and that girl was candy.

[05:07:00] And that girl was candy.

[05:07:01] Nope.

[05:07:02] And that was candy.

[05:07:03] And that was fucking candy.

[05:07:04] Being fucking dramatic as per usual.

[05:07:05] In candy.

[05:07:06] Yeah and the person behind it was candy.

[05:07:07] And that girl was candy.

[05:07:08] And that girl was candy.

[05:07:09] Nope.

[05:07:10] And that was candy.

[05:07:11] and the person behind Candy pointing at them going,

[05:07:14] get the fuck off the ground, get up, you're embarrassing.

[05:07:17] That was me.

[05:07:21] Yeah, you're embarrassing everybody.

[05:07:23] Candy, get up, get off the ground.

[05:07:26] You're embarrassing yourself, you're embarrassing yourself.

[05:07:28] Why are you turning to the off?

[05:07:29] You're embarrassing me, Candy, get up!

[05:07:31] Why are you turning to the off?

[05:07:33] Why are you turning to the off?

[05:07:37] Why does he seem to be like this?

[05:07:39] Candy, why don't you tell them how you were speaking to me the other day, that fun little

[05:07:43] word you like to call me?

[05:07:44] Go on, I'll wait.

[05:07:47] Go ahead and just type it in the chat.

[05:07:49] What's the fun word?

[05:07:50] What is a star wave?

[05:07:55] Candy just said stop being one and I won't call you one.

[05:08:06] It's not June yet.

[05:08:16] It's not June yet.

[05:08:26] It's not June yet!

[05:08:28] It's not June yet!

[05:08:30] Oh!

[05:08:35] Wow, Candy.

[05:08:38] It's really brave of you.

[05:08:41] Candy's an ally.

[05:08:43] Candy's an ally.

[05:08:50] Um, now what?

[05:08:52] I don't know.

[05:08:54] I feel dumb.

[05:08:55] You feel stupid?

[05:08:57] Yeah.

[05:08:59] You feel.

[05:09:01] You trying to choke me? Cause I feel dumb.

[05:09:04] You don't deserve to breathe.

[05:09:07] You're trying to choke me out.

[05:09:08] I'm gonna choke it out of you.

[05:09:10] You're choking dumb, Miss Annie.

[05:09:12] I'm gonna squeeze you.

[05:09:13] Don't get it in that.

[05:09:14] Yep.

[05:09:15] Squeeze me, squeeze me.

[05:09:17] I'm gonna squeeze you.

[05:09:18] What are you doing, Candy?

[05:09:21] Candy, what are you doing?

[05:09:24] I support you taking more dicks in a fries mare. My dear. That's okay. Keep that pinned. I got it. I

[05:09:31] Gotta I gotta tweet that I

[05:09:34] Want a train you're always riding trains

[05:09:39] Yeah, always always riding trains and never riding

[05:09:45] It's that dig in my right boys

[05:09:50] Always riding trains

[05:09:54] always ride a train

[05:09:57] I wanna fish

[05:10:03] what you wanna play that fishing game?

[05:10:06] uh oh let me take a look at it

[05:10:11] I kinda wanna fish you wanna fish?

[05:10:15] I'm not a fish don't fuck the fish

[05:10:19] is it a creepy cozy co-op

[05:10:24] very positive very positive is good should we get candy and he turned he's

[05:10:33] on him can he's on a boat or whatever okay he's on a yacht and he's on a yacht

[05:10:39] again

[05:10:40] Oh, who's on the line?

[05:10:42] And, Candy, why are you always on the line?

[05:10:43] I mean, Candy.

[05:10:47] I'll bear me, Candy.

[05:10:49] Grr!

[05:10:50] Candy's always rich and doing rich people's shit.

[05:10:54] I'm on free public transport.

[05:10:56] Yeah, exactly. You're being a rich person.

[05:10:58] Yeah. I'll bear you beyond public transportation.

[05:11:02] In my low crime city.

[05:11:03] That's so expensive.

[05:11:04] Yeah, exactly.

[05:11:07] Why don't you use your legs like the rest of us?

[05:11:10] Yeah, why don't you walk up and down both ways in the snow with no shoes on?

[05:11:14] Yeah.

[05:11:15] Yeah, Candy.

[05:11:23] Remember web fishing and how it was made for like five minutes?

[05:11:27] Aw, yeah, I miss it.

[05:11:28] Yeah, I miss it, too.

[05:11:31] And then they died.

[05:11:34] Yeah.

[05:11:34] I got to see if they.

[05:11:35] Candy didn't like what bitch it was.

[05:11:42] He didn't like it.

[05:11:44] Yeah, Candy didn't like it.

[05:11:47] I played that cozy productive work-together game with her.

[05:11:51] Oh! Candy didn't like that either.

[05:11:55] And then I was like, what is this shit?

[05:11:59] Who wants to be productive?

[05:12:02] This just makes me want to not be provocative.

[05:12:14] I will be right back.

[05:12:15] Oh, okay.

[05:12:17] But I don't want to fish.

[05:12:20] Are we fishing?

[05:12:23] We could.

[05:12:26] If you like.

[05:12:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we could

[05:12:44] We look like we're related really we could be

[05:12:54] I'm not white.

[05:12:59] Well.

[05:13:03] Well.

[05:13:06] We could be related.

[05:13:10] We could be related. It's true.

[05:13:13] Look at us.

[05:13:15] Yeah, look at us. Look at us.

[05:13:17] The pinks.

[05:13:19] I know. The shade is practically the same.

[05:13:22] And we have the same eyes.

[05:13:25] That's true.

[05:13:27] That's true.

[05:13:29] And, uh, the same...

[05:13:33] Same, uh...

[05:13:36] Blush.

[05:13:38] A blush?

[05:13:39] I don't have eyebrows.

[05:13:41] Oh.

[05:13:43] Well, you know, you gotta have some individuality, you know?

[05:13:46] Oh, you should.

[05:13:48] Yeah, right now you're just gonna have like a gash on your head.

[05:13:52] I look ridiculous.

[05:13:57] I don't know.

[05:13:59] That looks pretty good.

[05:14:03] I look ridiculous.

[05:14:05] No.

[05:14:06] I think you look great.

[05:14:09] Shire?

[05:14:10] I think you look wonderful.

[05:14:11] Like Shadow the Hedgehog fanfiction?

[05:14:14] Whoa.

[05:14:15] uh whoa that that's crazy I haven't had a lot of fan fiction made about me I

[05:14:26] would make some oh thanks I will make some for you for me oh that's so you

[05:14:41] This is me. I feel like I'm myself now. It's you. This is you. Three eyes. Wow. I do feel

[05:14:53] like myself now. You look more like yourself. With three eyes? Yeah. It's not a

[05:15:01] not a titty eye but it'll do. So true. Okay, I'm back. Welcome back. Thanks, I had a

[05:15:13] kiss and I got pretzels. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Pretzels? I love pretzels. Yeah, I take a pretzel.

[05:15:27] It's a Prenzel.

[05:15:29] Fuck, I'm gonna open it.

[05:15:33] Wait, I got it.

[05:15:36] Okay.

[05:15:37] Wait, I got it.

[05:15:39] Okay.

[05:15:40] I got it.

[05:15:42] Alright.

[05:15:43] I got it.

[05:15:44] I got it.

[05:15:45] Okay.

[05:15:46] Wait, I got it.

[05:15:47] Yeah.

[05:15:48] I'm on light.

[05:15:49] I'm on light, I got it.

[05:15:50] Okay.

[05:15:52] Wait, I got it.

[05:15:57] you should help I can't my stupid stupid I got it

[05:16:12] Superb. Superb.

[05:16:19] Bojo. Bojo.

[05:16:27] I just need you for him.

[05:16:37] God, what the fuck are we doing?

[05:16:39] What are we doing?

[05:16:41] What are we doing?

[05:16:51] I gotcha.

[05:16:53] Oh, I did have you.

[05:16:58] What's the fishing game?

[05:17:01] Oh, shit.

[05:17:03] We can try that.

[05:17:06] What is it?

[05:17:07] I got your team.

[05:17:10] Oh!

[05:17:13] Guys, do you ever just want to, like, just go away?

[05:17:16] Yes.

[05:17:17] Yeah.

[05:17:18] I think about it every day.

[05:17:20] Sometimes I think about it. Sometimes I think about how I want to throw myself into a ditch.

[05:17:26] I did that one time when I was a kid and I would die.

[05:17:30] You did?

[05:17:32] Yeah, I was driving a little four-wheeler and I hit the ditch and I flew off my little four-wheeler and there was a stick that was shooting straight up and it went between my armpit.

[05:17:42] And it almost hit my chest and I would have died. I would have died failed.

[05:17:46] But I didn't and now I'm here.

[05:17:48] we should try the fishing game sorry that sounds tragic we should try the

[05:17:52] fishing game yeah

[05:17:58] sometimes you just you just drive me in a car you just think what if I just burn

[05:18:02] myself off the road oh what if I just do that what if I just do that

[05:18:18] What's the fishing game called?

[05:18:20] Boodoo Fishing.

[05:18:22] Oh, that one.

[05:18:23] Boodoo Fishing.

[05:18:25] It's 20% off right now.

[05:18:28] It's 20%.

[05:18:30] Boodoo Poopoo.

[05:18:31] Poopoo.

[05:18:33] Poopoo.

[05:18:35] Have you heard of Wasteland Bites?

[05:18:39] Yes.

[05:18:40] No.

[05:18:41] I haven't played it though.

[05:18:43] I haven't played it either, but I have it.

[05:18:45] And I want to play it one of these days.

[05:18:47] Mmm.

[05:18:49] I don't think I've ever had that.

[05:18:50] I don't think I've ever had that.

[05:18:51] How do I know?

[05:18:55] I woke up in a ditch one time after a four-wheeler as well.

[05:18:59] His mom found me in the morning.

[05:19:01] Hell yeah!

[05:19:02] Whoa.

[05:19:03] That's how you do it.

[05:19:05] Dang.

[05:19:06] Whoa.

[05:19:07] What?

[05:19:08] Whoa!

[05:19:14] What?

[05:19:15] The audio in this game.

[05:19:18] Oh, is it Freaky Quaisy?

[05:19:20] It's Freaky Quaisy.

[05:19:22] It's a loudest rock.

[05:19:24] Did you guys know that Boone called me this morning and he said he figured out his Vtuber

[05:19:37] lore?

[05:19:38] Oh, what?

[05:19:39] What did he say?

[05:19:40] He said that his family died on the Titanic, iceberg.

[05:19:43] What?

[05:19:44] That's what he said, he said, he said my lore is that my mom and dad died on the iceberg

[05:19:49] of the Titanic.

[05:19:50] And I said, so your parents got in 1912?

[05:19:55] And then he was like, yeah, there's some EC5 somewhere.

[05:19:57] I was like, wait, um, what?

[05:20:02] Because he was a seal.

[05:20:03] So like his mom and dad are seals.

[05:20:05] So he said that his mom and dad were on the iceberg that the Tantania kid into.

[05:20:09] And that his parents died.

[05:20:11] Oh my God.

[05:20:15] And so I was like, so your parents died in 1912 and then he said most of them used to

[05:20:23] try to happen somewhere.

[05:20:24] Wait.

[05:20:25] Okay, so he's an orphaned seal.

[05:20:35] Yeah.

[05:20:36] Interesting.

[05:20:37] interesting we can edit our characters yeah wait this is kind of crazy the

[05:20:53] amount of editing that they that they give you there's a lot of customization

[05:20:58] Yeah.

[05:20:59] Edit character.

[05:21:02] Oh shit.

[05:21:03] We're like muppy-puppies.

[05:21:06] I wanna be a muppet-puppet.

[05:21:08] I'm a muppet-puppet.

[05:21:15] Hey honey, hey, hey.

[05:21:17] Do you think we unlock more outfits?

[05:21:19] I hope so.

[05:21:23] Edit face.

[05:21:28] I

[05:21:46] Like stop looking around oh my god

[05:21:49] My character like it's like can you like stop like stop looking around stop doing

[05:21:54] I thought you don't look something alive. Yes stop breathing.

[05:22:03] Think about that. You never thought about just not being alive.

[05:22:18] I got lips.

[05:22:20] I got them lips.

[05:22:24] I have lips.

[05:22:32] I'm a girl.

[05:22:36] Oh my God, I can have titties.

[05:22:39] Yes, sir.

[05:22:42] I can have puppeteets.

[05:22:50] Wait, wait, wait, I can't, wait!

[05:22:54] Um...

[05:22:57] There's a note that there's more options than one titty.

[05:23:01] Oh!

[05:23:02] You're gonna have like super fat tits?

[05:23:04] Yes.

[05:23:05] Yes.

[05:23:08] Like, I have humongous knockers right now.

[05:23:11] Wow man.

[05:23:20] Well, I made my character.

[05:23:35] Nice.

[05:23:36] She has huge boobies.

[05:23:38] Shall I host the doc?

[05:23:40] Uh, sure.

[05:23:42] Just fat ass.

[05:23:45] My boost on the boobush.

[05:23:52] I have an owl house and it has my name on it.

[05:24:19] I invited you guys.

[05:24:21] I'm coming.

[05:24:22] They're coming.

[05:24:25] Yeah, I want to fish.

[05:24:31] Oh, I'm gonna fish.

[05:24:33] Oh, proximity.

[05:24:34] Wait, you're still...

[05:24:35] Oh, proximity chat.

[05:24:36] Whoa, you're still naked.

[05:24:38] Um, yeah, a little bit.

[05:24:42] I didn't want to wear anything.

[05:24:43] What do you think, do you like my outfit?

[05:24:46] Yeah, not, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[05:24:49] Whoa, whoa, what are you putting your nose there, mister?

[05:24:52] Damn!

[05:24:53] Ha ha!

[05:24:54] Whoa!

[05:24:55] Oh, I gotta turn up, let's see, voice, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a little quiet.

[05:25:02] I'm quiet?

[05:25:03] Oh, that did not turn up at all.

[05:25:07] I'm sorry, my breasts muffled my voice.

[05:25:09] They're just so big.

[05:25:10] Oh, I don't mind.

[05:25:12] You can buy stuff from here.

[05:25:18] Oh, but I don't have any money yeah, we go have to get some money. Oh

[05:25:25] It's called a share. Ah share head to the dock edge

[05:25:31] Where's buff clopping thing? Oh

[05:25:36] What's in yours? It's just like ice packs. I think they're ice packs

[05:25:40] But it kind of looks like almost like I harvested somebody's organs. Yeah

[05:25:48] I have the biggest breasts on the bayou

[05:25:52] Dear me I did I do believe I have the biggest breasts down here in the bayou

[05:25:59] I have the biggest breasts in the bayou. What do you think?

[05:26:03] Hello

[05:26:06] Same short I

[05:26:08] Wow your tits are fat. Thanks

[05:26:12] Get the fattest fucking tits. It's the biggest breasts on the bayou. I see that I see that

[05:26:18] You guys went out like you're going fishing. I'm wearing a fucking dress.

[05:26:22] I'm just wearing Daisy Dukes. That's all I got.

[05:26:27] You're still wearing a belly button hole.

[05:26:30] Yep, yep. I'll hear me, me, slaps my belly.

[05:26:34] Yeah, I'll hear you go get some fish.

[05:26:37] I'm here to get my touches wet.

[05:26:39] So true. So true.

[05:26:42] I'm gonna put some fish between my teeth.

[05:26:45] Ooh, that's gonna be nice.

[05:26:47] Just push on my...

[05:26:49] Uh...

[05:26:50] Here.

[05:26:51] I did.

[05:26:52] Wait, what?

[05:26:53] Oh, it clicked your pole.

[05:26:54] Here we go.

[05:26:55] Hold this.

[05:26:56] Hold.

[05:26:57] Slide the mouse to the right and move the pole back.

[05:27:09] You like swipe it back to the left and let go at the same time to like...

[05:27:13] Oh!

[05:27:14] That's different.

[05:27:16] Oh wow.

[05:27:17] Mine sucked.

[05:27:21] Oh!

[05:27:25] Oh my god. Whoa.

[05:27:28] I got it, I got it, I got it, I did it!

[05:27:30] Look at my slime!

[05:27:32] I got a red slime.

[05:27:33] Yeah, let me put it between your tits.

[05:27:35] A red slime?

[05:27:36] What do you mean?

[05:27:37] Oh yeah, I got a red slime too.

[05:27:39] Oh

[05:27:45] You put them in your cooler

[05:27:49] In your cooler

[05:27:51] There you go. Oh grab that cooler it says

[05:27:56] You take it to the guy and sell stuff. Oh

[05:27:59] Let's give it to the fish longer. Oh, you can sell all here. Nice

[05:28:04] Nice!

[05:28:06] 36!

[05:28:08] Yeah, that was not a lot.

[05:28:09] What the fuck?

[05:28:10] How do I put my cooler down?

[05:28:12] Now, find the journal, G.

[05:28:15] It reveals the secrets of the swamp.

[05:28:17] Is it J?

[05:28:18] Wait, where's the journal?

[05:28:20] Where is it?

[05:28:23] Ugh!

[05:28:27] Where's the journal at?

[05:28:29] I don't know.

[05:28:30] What was this?

[05:28:35] Where the fuck's my journal?

[05:28:37] Oh!

[05:28:38] I found a turtle!

[05:28:41] PURTLE?

[05:28:42] PURTLE.

[05:28:43] PURTLE.

[05:28:44] Ehh!

[05:28:45] What the?

[05:28:46] Hey, where's the fucking journal at?

[05:28:56] I don't know, but it just keeps going forever here.

[05:28:59] What the fuck is that thing?

[05:29:04] There's like a house over there.

[05:29:15] I don't see a journal, maybe it's like on the other side of the dog.

[05:29:27] What if we fall in the water, do we die?

[05:29:33] Hopefully.

[05:29:34] Oops.

[05:29:35] Oops.

[05:29:36] Sorry, I sounded like you dying.

[05:29:39] Oh, I found the journal.

[05:29:42] Where is it?

[05:29:43] The journal's right here.

[05:29:45] Oh.

[05:29:46] Let's see what else to buy you.

[05:29:49] I don't see it.

[05:29:51] Oh, wait, I see it.

[05:29:53] Recipes.

[05:29:54] Achievement.

[05:29:55] Achievement!

[05:29:57] BAM!

[05:30:03] Fish now, share, go blah blah blah, buy you blah blah blah.

[05:30:07] Come on, go fish now.

[05:30:09] It was a bottle here.

[05:30:11] See what you can get.

[05:30:13] Oh, shit.

[05:30:17] Whee!

[05:30:19] Wheezy!

[05:30:25] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:27] Oh, shit.

[05:30:29] Nothing?

[05:30:31] I'm gonna end it all.

[05:30:33] No slack.

[05:30:35] These waters are deadly.

[05:30:37] If you die, you'll lose any fish

[05:30:39] or tackle you carry.

[05:30:41] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:43] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:45] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:47] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:49] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:51] Oh, fuck.

[05:30:53] die you lose any fish or tackle you carry

[05:30:58] la la la la la la la la la la la la

[05:31:03] okay okay okay

[05:31:08] what did you get no my my string broke

[05:31:13] missed it baits gone you gotta go

[05:31:16] go my tackle box oh if you hit T it's your tackle box

[05:31:20] Oh

[05:31:32] Oh

[05:31:39] I didn't know if a fish is coming

[05:31:43] It just starts biting yeah, they look holy fence down it goes

[05:31:47] What the f...

[05:31:49] And then you whip it.

[05:31:51] I'm gonna...

[05:31:53] I just took a fishing.

[05:31:55] No, you got this.

[05:31:57] I'm terrible.

[05:31:59] Whip it, girl.

[05:32:05] Only 53 cents.

[05:32:07] Dude, I sold him 3 fish.

[05:32:09] I got a dollar.

[05:32:11] I got a dollar.

[05:32:13] I got a dollar.

[05:32:15] I got a dollar!

[05:32:17] I got a dollar!

[05:32:19] Lucky!

[05:32:25] I got a whole dog hair!

[05:32:31] What the? What do you mean?

[05:32:41] Did you get a special one?

[05:32:43] No.

[05:32:44] Oh

[05:32:48] Oh, I got it

[05:32:53] I got a muck mouth

[05:33:14] Okay.

[05:33:17] Is that fish?

[05:33:21] Come on, fish!

[05:33:24] Come on, fish!

[05:33:25] Oh, wait, this has to be a special one.

[05:33:27] Oh, oh?

[05:33:29] Oh, I'm gonna have to fight him.

[05:33:33] Dude, it's going in circles, I can see it.

[05:33:35] Oh, no, it's not a special one!

[05:33:38] Fish!

[05:33:40] It's big.

[05:33:44] I thought I was using these new things.

[05:33:53] Oh, it's only like a dollar, it's a dollar for new bait, it's $2 for new wire, and then

[05:34:04] $3 for a new pole, so it's really not even that expensive.

[05:34:08] I do like that.

[05:34:15] The knobhead is cute.

[05:34:20] I like that little bus.

[05:34:24] Nice.

[05:34:26] Ooh!

[05:34:28] A mud munching.

[05:34:30] That was so ugly.

[05:34:32] I'll sell these fish.

[05:34:35] what the heck 37 cents roll you're busting my balls here you're busting my

[05:34:50] You're fucking balls.

[05:34:55] Oh no Shia, it's a dollar to re-roll it.

[05:34:58] We have to click on it, it's a little better.

[05:35:00] You're busting my balls, dude.

[05:35:10] That's horrible.

[05:35:11] I heard spooky noises.

[05:35:17] Should we go to a different section?

[05:35:19] We should. We can.

[05:35:22] Let's do it. I'll get my thing. I'll get my tackle box.

[05:35:27] I'll take my box, too.

[05:35:29] Shaw, we're fuckin' outta here.

[05:35:30] Okay. We're fuckin' outta here.

[05:35:33] Okay. We're leaving.

[05:35:35] You wanna go to the caution?

[05:35:37] Yeah, where's that at? There's like-

[05:35:39] Yes, we-

[05:35:41] Heh heh heh!

[05:35:42] What happens if we die?

[05:35:45] Ow, it's gone!

[05:35:46] Oh, it's gonna be deadly over here.

[05:35:50] Wait, it's darkest fuck over here.

[05:35:51] Holy shit.

[05:35:53] Oh, holy moly.

[05:35:56] Oh, oh, oh, I don't know if we should go that way yet.

[05:36:01] It's just a bad.

[05:36:03] Oh, okay.

[05:36:04] Yeah, it seems chill.

[05:36:06] Oh, no!

[05:36:07] What the fuck?

[05:36:11] Hahahahaha!

[05:36:15] Ahsahahahaha!

[05:36:20] What? If we can go now?

[05:36:22] Yeah, we can go now!

[05:36:29] We can set up around here, I guess.

[05:36:32] Oh yeah, over here.

[05:36:34] On this duck.

[05:36:36] Where did he go?

[05:36:41] Is he a- oh god!

[05:36:44] Is he gonna be okay?

[05:36:49] I hope so.

[05:36:52] Oh shit.

[05:36:54] That was something.

[05:37:00] Ever seen a man get snatched so quick?

[05:37:04] Let me guess.

[05:37:05] Hey guys.

[05:37:06] Oh hey!

[05:37:07] Where'd you go?

[05:37:08] What happened?

[05:37:09] This is a good fishing spot.

[05:37:10] Yeah.

[05:37:11] That one.

[05:37:12] Oh that's a big one now.

[05:37:17] Love dog.

[05:37:18] How do I use my tackle box?

[05:37:23] Tea.

[05:37:24] I don't have a tackle box.

[05:37:27] You don't have a tackle box?

[05:37:29] Yeah I'm pressing T and I don't have it.

[05:37:32] Oh, there's a thing over there. It's flying towards us.

[05:37:39] No, I'm sure it's fine.

[05:37:41] Does he have my tackle box?

[05:37:42] I don't think I have his tackle box.

[05:37:47] You have to pick it up.

[05:37:48] Was I supposed to pick up a tackle box?

[05:37:50] Um, I don't think so.

[05:37:58] Oh, there it goes.

[05:37:59] What's happening?

[05:38:00] I think Shia got eaten by whatever's in there.

[05:38:04] What the... what the hell happened?

[05:38:10] Oh God, I don't like to fend myself if something attacks me.

[05:38:22] I'm just gonna ignore and pretend it doesn't exist.

[05:38:26] What is that?

[05:38:27] I don't know.

[05:38:28] That's a turtle.

[05:38:30] That's a big mosquito.

[05:38:34] Oh, huh.

[05:38:36] Maybe I should go fly fishing.

[05:38:39] Oh my God!

[05:38:45] This poor man.

[05:38:55] Did he get snatched again?

[05:38:57] That's the cat!

[05:39:01] Ahahahahahah!

[05:39:03] Fucking! My black frog!

[05:39:07] Oh my god!

[05:39:10] Oh nice!

[05:39:14] Oh shit, I got another mud quarry.

[05:39:17] I need more money, I feel like all my stuff sucks!

[05:39:33] It's getting at more than Princess Peach, yes.

[05:39:35] Yeah, it sucks to do too far.

[05:39:39] How many fish can fit inside your tackle and inside your box before you take it back?

[05:39:52] Maybe six.

[05:39:53] Six.

[05:39:54] I haven't... nothing's biting.

[05:39:59] Nothing wants to... nothing wants... nothing wants me.

[05:40:05] Nothing wants you?

[05:40:06] Nothing wants me.

[05:40:07] We want you. I'll use a limb ball. Yeah, use a limb ball.

[05:40:15] I just keep getting these damn muddy quarries.

[05:40:22] Wait, can I do...this?

[05:40:27] What?

[05:40:31] Hmm.

[05:40:37] Oh, look at this rainbow fish you got.

[05:41:00] Oh, wait, he's cute.

[05:41:02] Yeah, he's a cute one.

[05:41:04] Wait, I'm gonna use the lint one.

[05:41:07] Dude, I'm not gonna use it.

[05:41:08] Shit.

[05:41:17] You cast- not cast further, I think I need to upgrade.

[05:41:21] But I upgrade to cast further.

[05:41:25] Are you guys still catching stuff?

[05:41:27] Yeah.

[05:41:28] Did you change it?

[05:41:29] Yeah, I changed it to a lint ball.

[05:41:31] I tried that, and I wasn't catching anything.

[05:41:34] You gotta wiggle it.

[05:41:39] See look, I got this really tiny fish.

[05:41:41] Look, he's sucking on my finger. Do you see that?

[05:41:43] Oh, I don't want a finger sucker.

[05:41:45] Look, he's sucking on my finger. Do you see that?

[05:41:47] Do you see that?

[05:41:48] Nice. Ooh, nice. That's a good one.

[05:41:50] He's sucking on my finger.

[05:41:59] He's sucking hard.

[05:42:01] Or hardly sickened.

[05:42:03] He's already sucking.

[05:42:05] Yeah!

[05:42:11] Come on, bite!

[05:42:15] He's not biting.

[05:42:18] He's not biting.

[05:42:21] He won't bite my rod.

[05:42:23] He's not biting.

[05:42:24] Come on.

[05:42:25] Come on, take a little bit, a little taste.

[05:42:28] Taste my lint.

[05:42:30] He's smiling. You're laughing.

[05:42:43] Do it so far away. Come back.

[05:42:50] Okay, my thing's full. I gotta take it back and sell it.

[05:43:00] Bleh! Mind the fishes don't like rain with me.

[05:43:09] I can get one more fish. I'll go back.

[05:43:15] I hope this is the way it's rather dark.

[05:43:34] It's rather dark out here.

[05:43:41] I made it.

[05:43:47] What the?

[05:43:50] The suitable bridge.

[05:43:57] This guy is scamming me.

[05:44:01] Uh.

[05:44:04] This guy is scamming me.

[05:44:07] I bought a weenie.

[05:44:08] You bought a weenie?

[05:44:09] Yeah.

[05:44:11] How much was your weighty?

[05:44:13] Oh, it was like 45 cents.

[05:44:15] That's nice.

[05:44:19] This shouldn't be.

[05:44:20] You're only $3, what the?

[05:44:22] Bro, I only got $1.30.

[05:44:25] Oh, this guy sucks.

[05:44:27] This guy sucks balls.

[05:44:33] Dude, a new rod is like 20 bucks.

[05:44:36] It is expensive.

[05:44:38] dollars give me a break oh sure when you buy the honkong no one else to buy it oh

[05:44:46] oh whoops I'm gonna buy this buzz zipper that's what I'll get I'll buy

[05:44:52] something cool too for a dollar if I can afford it buzz zipper I'll get that

[05:44:59] These are all $3. These are $2. I got $2.31.

[05:45:08] Okay, I got an uncommon hook from here and I already caught an uncommon fish, so hopefully it's worth more.

[05:45:46] Yeah, picking those up too. I'm getting the slop suckers in the slop suckers

[05:46:00] Oh

[05:46:02] dollar oh it's to re-roll oh i see okay i'm an idiot i'm stupid

[05:46:09] i'm stupid you should have known i lost my number one idea

[05:46:13] wait you lost like your your book yeah because i my line broke oh shit oh that sucks

[05:46:21] what the hell wait what yeah you lose it wouldn't you like your line breaks but what happens if

[05:46:28] If he breaks, like, you just have to re-line it, but then, like, you lose your hook.

[05:46:33] Because the fish ate it.

[05:46:39] Wait, I'm gonna get knobbed.

[05:46:48] Why not?

[05:46:58] I got a porch pirate pirate.

[05:47:27] What the?

[05:47:32] Oh, gone.

[05:47:35] Uh oh.

[05:47:39] I'm using a banana.

[05:47:44] I like when I flick it.

[05:48:10] I'm gonna show you Biden.

[05:48:19] How to convince fish to die? Die for me.

[05:48:25] Sacrifice your life so I can sell it for 25 cents.

[05:48:30] Right?

[05:48:34] What if I fish from here?

[05:48:37] Dude, I'm getting shit.

[05:48:39] bro my luck is bad die for me fish

[05:48:52] oh fuck me no

[05:48:57] this shuttle bitch he took the fucking he took it

[05:49:06] Oh my god this piece of shit.

[05:49:13] Woah.

[05:49:18] This son of a bitch.

[05:49:24] You took everything from me!

[05:49:32] They took everything from me!

[05:49:51] At least these are pretty big.

[05:49:58] I fell in the water and lost my banana.

[05:50:04] I saw the...

[05:50:05] You fell in the water?

[05:50:06] Yeah.

[05:50:07] Did you die?

[05:50:08] Yeah, I did.

[05:50:09] Oh, I re-rolled because there's two lords.

[05:50:10] Yeah, I re-rolled it for the money.

[05:50:11] What the fuck is this?

[05:50:12] Thank you.

[05:50:13] Thanks for re-rolling.

[05:50:14] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:15] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:16] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:17] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:18] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:19] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:20] Yeah, no problem.

[05:50:21] The fishing count is gotcha, yes it does.

[05:50:33] Oh it says I can catch my fishing.

[05:50:35] Fishing is the original gotcha game.

[05:50:38] Yeah, it recovered my banana.

[05:50:47] Wait, you got it back?

[05:50:49] Yeah, cause I fell in the water, so it was like you can use your pickup hook to get it.

[05:50:53] Oh, wait, does that mean if like a fish runs off with your hook, can you pick it up with your pickup hook?

[05:50:59] I don't know, maybe if you catch the fish later.

[05:51:02] I got a booger hook.

[05:51:04] Booger?

[05:51:06] Yeah, but it's a legendary one, or a rare one, I don't know.

[05:51:12] Maybe I'll get a booger fish.

[05:51:17] baby should we fish them or else though maybe because I feel like these are big

[05:51:23] baby fish

[05:51:30] yeah let's go somewhere else hi let me let me tell this

[05:51:34] wait what

[05:51:37] huh

[05:51:41] what why don't have a saw

[05:51:45] Yeah, let's go somewhere else.

[05:51:55] Let's go this way.

[05:52:00] Okay.

[05:52:01] Where are you guys going?

[05:52:03] Um, over to the right.

[05:52:05] Hey, I'm going to buy it on common.

[05:52:10] Okay.

[05:52:11] okay used for cook boiled egg ladybyspoon

[05:52:21] gas station guac rooster feet

[05:52:27] I feel like getting... should I get rooster feet?

[05:52:32] Kind of just want to try the lady bee spoon.

[05:52:37] Well you should get the one that's an egg or a more pricey one.

[05:52:46] Oh they have rooster feet, it's $287 and it's rare.

[05:52:50] I'll get the rooster feet.

[05:52:54] Nice.

[05:52:56] Well, what?

[05:52:58] I'll get him, Bull.

[05:53:00] Why not?

[05:53:02] Where'd you go?

[05:53:04] Over to the right.

[05:53:06] Okay.

[05:53:08] Right here.

[05:53:10] Oh, I see.

[05:53:14] Well, how do I make my way to you?

[05:53:16] Uh, this way?

[05:53:18] Yeah, go around the dock.

[05:53:20] Yeah, then this way?

[05:53:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:53:36] That's some cheeky.

[05:53:46] Nope.

[05:53:47] So what do people talk on like the open open waters like what do we what do we

[05:53:56] talk about? I don't know what do people talk about when they think. How much I hate my wife?

[05:54:02] I fucking hate my wife. I can't wait to go home and not talk to my wife. My line broke.

[05:54:14] oh no my wife won't fuck me anymore oh my gosh my wife's

[05:54:27] like a grilled turkey and I just can't fuck her anymore

[05:54:33] I don't know why she told me that but...

[05:54:41] My line broke just like my marriage.

[05:54:44] My line broke just like my will live with my wife.

[05:54:50] I can't use those other lords unless I buy a better line.

[05:54:53] Because they keep breaking and now I lost all the ones that I bought.

[05:54:59] That's so fucked up.

[05:55:00] I'm so fucked up, Mark.

[05:55:09] Oh.

[05:55:10] I had like a rare fish come on, but it's not my line, it took my really nice lure.

[05:55:15] Yeah, happened to me too.

[05:55:18] Yeah, so there goes like five dollars.

[05:55:22] Well, all the money I got.

[05:55:25] Yeah.

[05:55:26] My whole five dollars.

[05:55:28] My whole five fucking dollars. Oh

[05:55:31] God there comes another one. What that was so big and he just took it

[05:55:44] I

[05:55:46] Oh, bitch!

[05:55:53] Maybe we're not strong enough to be here.

[05:55:56] I think the fishing gods hate me.

[05:56:08] Uh-uh!

[05:56:14] The fishing gods fuckin' hate my ass.

[05:56:18] Come on, come on, come on!

[05:56:21] Swap them!

[05:56:24] What the fuck?

[05:56:26] Fuck this.

[05:56:32] What the fuck?

[05:56:33] We should keep going around the lake here and see what's on the other side.

[05:56:55] Okay.

[05:56:56] I'm down.

[05:56:57] Let's do it.

[05:56:58] I'll grab my thing and we'll just...

[05:57:01] I'm down to keep on going.

[05:57:06] Yeah, let's look around.

[05:57:08] I

[05:57:25] Can maybe not that way I don't know if there's a way to go that that way

[05:57:29] Everything wants to kill us. Oh

[05:57:32] There's a ghost this way a ghost. Oh, oh ghost. Yeah, I'll get them

[05:57:38] When you get

[05:57:57] Myself

[05:58:08] There's no fucking fish in here, why do I keep getting these cogwheel things?

[05:58:35] I'm not sure what that is.

[05:58:42] I'm not sure what that is.

[05:58:49] I'm not sure what that is.

[05:58:56] Where?

[05:58:57] I died.

[05:58:58] Where?

[05:58:59] I died.

[05:59:00] I think we suck at this fishing thing yeah, I think we're bad I

[05:59:14] don't know how to fish real life and I'm gonna fish in this game maybe one day

[05:59:24] Hey, I can be a fish, fish you mean.

[05:59:30] I just wanna be a fish.

[05:59:31] You wanna be a fish?

[05:59:33] Yeah.

[05:59:36] Fish probably don't think.

[05:59:38] No.

[05:59:39] What do you think they think about?

[05:59:40] If they did, what would they think about?

[05:59:44] Water.

[05:59:45] Water.

[05:59:47] They'd probably like suck up sand and they'd be like,

[05:59:50] Ew, just do the back out.

[05:59:54] What do you think about people saying, I'm so thirsty, I'm so thirsty I can drink so much water like a fish.

[06:00:01] I'm thirstier than a fish or some shit.

[06:00:04] I don't believe them.

[06:00:05] I don't believe them.

[06:00:06] They're saying...

[06:00:08] I'm as thirsty as a fish.

[06:00:11] How about you come back to me when you say you're as thirsty as Bear Grylls?

[06:00:16] Grylls.

[06:00:19] That man drank his own piss.

[06:00:21] And he didn't have to do it.

[06:00:25] You ever thought about that?

[06:00:29] He did. He had to do it.

[06:00:31] He didn't have to!

[06:00:35] I make you think of like what the guy named like Zack the ghost guy where he was like the ghost is making me drink alcohol.

[06:00:40] Zack Baggins?

[06:00:41] Yeah.

[06:00:42] He's making me drink the alcohol and getting angry.

[06:00:46] He wants me to have another glass of scotch!

[06:00:51] The demons!

[06:00:56] It's making me aggressive.

[06:00:57] Making me want to get a shot.

[06:01:01] Do you think fish think that flying?

[06:01:04] I think about that.

[06:01:08] If fish think they're flying, what do flying fish think?

[06:01:13] They're sitting.

[06:01:15] They're sitting.

[06:01:18] They're floating.

[06:01:21] What if mermaids were real?

[06:01:28] They are real.

[06:01:29] Yeah, true.

[06:01:30] I'm not going to eat that thing.

[06:01:32] I think they're real.

[06:01:35] This guy didn't barely give me any money.

[06:01:41] This guy can suck my toe.

[06:01:48] You literally, we literally have to buy a line to use the Berylors.

[06:02:02] They don't like me here anymore. Nothing's even biting.

[06:02:05] They fucking hate my guts.

[06:02:08] Yeah, they don't allow me in the fishing tourneys anymore because I cheated.

[06:02:12] Oh shit, did you put anal beads up your ass?

[06:02:15] I did, and they vibrated it to tell me when the fish was close.

[06:02:18] The Vibranian anal beads?

[06:02:26] Yeah.

[06:02:29] I had to bite them!

[06:02:35] Try it, you have to get the anal beads, it doesn't work without them.

[06:02:38] Yeah, I know.

[06:02:46] Ain't no.

[06:02:48] Ain't no.

[06:02:58] The fish are not biting!

[06:03:04] The fish hate me.

[06:03:05] They hate me?

[06:03:06] Is it a gummy bear?

[06:03:08] Gummy bear?

[06:03:10] Is it a gummy bear?

[06:03:14] Yeah, I just want to make some money right here by the shop and then get something good.

[06:03:36] I don't wanna go, give me a spear, I'll go spearfishing.

[06:03:40] Ooh, there you go, that'd be fun.

[06:03:42] Give me a fucking gun.

[06:03:46] If we can see the water but not air, can fish see air but not water?

[06:03:52] Good question.

[06:03:54] I think fish don't realize that they can see.

[06:04:00] What? What?

[06:04:02] Fish can see?

[06:04:03] I'm gonna die.

[06:04:04] What are you talking about?

[06:04:06] You can see water, but not air.

[06:04:07] Do you think they can see air?

[06:04:09] That doesn't change how it works.

[06:04:12] How do you know?

[06:04:12] That does.

[06:04:13] If you can see apples and oranges,

[06:04:15] do you think you can see oranges, but not apples?

[06:04:18] Do you think if I shove this apple up my ass or anything?

[06:04:20] Do you think if I shove an apple up my ass,

[06:04:22] it'll come back out as just the core?

[06:04:26] Do you think if I shove this apple up my ass,

[06:04:27] do you think I can do my taxes?

[06:04:30] Oh.

[06:04:34] I'll buy a knob head.

[06:04:46] Don't eat my knob head.

[06:05:02] I'm just not biting you your taxes I did do my taxes

[06:05:15] I did them already.

[06:05:22] Ew, that is good.

[06:05:27] Ew, we are keep poo poo.

[06:05:29] Nothing likes me, nothing, nothing likes me.

[06:05:33] Nothing likes me.

[06:05:41] I killed myself no don't you're so hot and sexy I'm purple

[06:06:06] I didn't watch this.

[06:06:13] NOOOOOOO!

[06:06:15] Yeah!

[06:06:17] NOOOOOOO!

[06:06:20] Guys why is this game so hard?

[06:06:23] AHHHH!

[06:06:26] I really did it!

[06:06:30] It's a cute game.

[06:06:31] What do you do? It's just...

[06:06:33] It's hard.

[06:06:34] The fishing. What the fuck?

[06:06:38] The fishing.

[06:06:39] The fishing.

[06:06:42] I was like, finally, a fun fishing game.

[06:06:44] And it's fun.

[06:06:46] But it didn't tell me fishing is as hard.

[06:06:49] You didn't tell me that I'm fucking a poor ass bitch and I can't do anything.

[06:06:54] Yeah, I'm poor and fishing is hard.

[06:06:57] I'm pouring. I just don't know how to survive.

[06:07:02] Yeah, you don't know.

[06:07:05] And I'm pouring.

[06:07:13] There's like another thing over there.

[06:07:16] Where?

[06:07:17] There's like a house over there.

[06:07:19] A house?

[06:07:21] Yeah, look over there.

[06:07:23] I'm sure you can get that.

[06:07:25] Oh!

[06:07:40] Uh oh.

[06:07:41] What is that?

[06:07:51] I found- I found an egg with money in it!

[06:08:08] Instagram maybe?

[06:08:28] Well, never fuckin' mind.

[06:08:49] What?

[06:09:11] What's this stuff?

[06:09:18] Oh!

[06:09:20] Uh-oh.

[06:09:23] Ah.

[06:09:39] What is this?

[06:09:41] There's like a lot of like little secret places.

[06:09:47] Oh, I was not supposed to go on there.

[06:10:11] Hey, I found like more secret places.

[06:10:18] Oh.

[06:10:19] Yeah.

[06:10:20] Wait, do I have three dollars and three cents?

[06:10:25] I have three dollars and fifty cents.

[06:10:27] I found an egg with money in it.

[06:10:29] Oh, nice.

[06:10:30] How much you get?

[06:10:32] Three dollars.

[06:10:34] Nice.

[06:10:35] Well, that's so much.

[06:10:37] Well, Shania probably had a bit of it, because I'm fucking tired.

[06:10:42] It was fun to fish with you guys.

[06:10:45] I like fishing.

[06:10:46] It was fun.

[06:10:47] Hanging out.

[06:10:48] It just, in general, was fun.

[06:10:49] This is a nice hanging out game.

[06:10:51] Yeah, I like it.

[06:10:52] I want to play it more.

[06:10:54] Yeah.

[06:10:55] I could see this being good if I had the patience, but it's like 3 AM, so I don't.

[06:11:00] But if I do have the patience later, I feel like it's...

[06:11:05] Yeah.

[06:11:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[06:11:14] Is the vibes

[06:11:16] All right, well, I hope you have a good rest of your your night

[06:11:23] Love you, I love you very much and I hope to hang out with you soon and talk to you soon and kiss you soon

[06:11:30] And eat with you soon and

[06:11:34] Yeah

[06:11:36] Yeah!

[06:11:38] Yeah!

[06:11:40] Yeah!

[06:11:42] Yeah!

[06:11:44] Yeah!

[06:11:46] Yeah!

[06:11:48] Yeah!

[06:11:50] Love you!

[06:11:52] Bye!

[06:11:54] Bye!

[06:11:56] Bye-bye!

[06:12:06] This game is hard as shit.

[06:12:13] This game is...

[06:12:17] This game is hard as shit, bro.

[06:12:21] Oh my god.

[06:12:29] Not cozy. I mean, it is kind of cozy, Blake.

[06:12:33] I thought I thought there'd be like more I think they'd be I thought there'd be like

[06:12:44] more dark souls fishing I thought there would be like more more cozy bag but

[06:12:51] you know like it is I don't know I don't know what I was expecting

[06:12:59] definitely not this difficulty but I like it it's good

[06:13:17] definitely not expecting this which one

[06:13:29] Oh, spiders?

[06:13:36] Stop.

[06:13:41] This game is huge.

[06:13:47] What the hell is this?

[06:13:53] This game is huge, what the fuck?

[06:14:03] Oh, oh shit, oh fuck.

[06:14:13] I think I'll find another egg.

[06:14:21] I digs.

[06:14:25] Cloth bottom.

[06:14:33] Yeah, I wanna know, like, the lore behind the game.

[06:14:38] Like, I wanna know more.

[06:14:41] I have so many questions.

[06:14:44] I literally found this game today.

[06:14:51] You buy a better run online?

[06:14:57] I don't have enough money.

[06:14:58] I only have $3.58.

[06:14:59] $3.58.

[06:15:00] Boon!

[06:15:01] Oh, shit.

[06:15:02] Boon, do you for the rate up there?

[06:15:03] Great stream, Boon.

[06:15:04] Boon!

[06:15:05] Boon!

[06:15:06] Boon!

[06:15:07] Boon!

[06:15:08] Boon!

[06:15:09] Boon!

[06:15:10] Boon!

[06:15:11] Boon!

[06:15:12] Boon! Oh shit! Boon, thank you for the raid! I'll be a great stream, Boon!

[06:15:21] Hello, Boon. I found a scary fishing game, but the fishing is really hard.

[06:15:27] Oh my god, I was just over here. Thank you for a raid. Uh, what did you guys play today?

[06:15:34] Um, do you think I'm gonna find another egg?

[06:15:37] What did you guys break in there?

[06:15:55] Naked content? Oh, oh yeah, that's right.

[06:16:00] Titanic shit.

[06:16:04] Uh...

[06:16:18] More Titanic...

[06:16:30] What? Where the fuck?

[06:16:35] Uh oh.

[06:16:42] Uh oh, I'm kinda stuck.

[06:16:44] Well, never mind.

[06:17:09] Never fuckin' mind, bro.

[06:17:11] Never fuckin' mind.

[06:17:13] Never fuckin' mind.

[06:17:21] Look at this. $177?

[06:17:24] When? When will I-

[06:17:26] When will I be able to afford that in a million years?

[06:17:35] Wait, what the fuck?

[06:17:39] oh I think I I think I lost the real one I when I fell in the water oops never

[06:17:46] mind well when I found the water I lost the real 16 dollars the cheapest one and

[06:18:04] and it's a rusty fucking can

[06:18:09] real is in a different tap

[06:18:12] oooh

[06:18:14] oooh

[06:18:20] claw bottom

[06:18:30] wait a minute

[06:18:34] Oh it's really sinking alright.

[06:18:48] That's what he's thinking alright.

[06:19:12] I don't know what the top bar means.

[06:19:38] I'm thinking about fish, that's what I'm thinking about in my xy, she left me.

[06:19:55] I still caught this shitty ass fish.

[06:19:59] NICE SETS!

[06:20:03] I will gut you like a fish.

[06:20:05] fishmonger I will gut you like how dare you how dare you give me nonsense for

[06:20:26] that fucking fish bro not even a full dime all you're doing is just chopping

[06:20:35] same fish over another one of you

[06:20:41] that's it that's all you do

[06:20:48] that's all you do

[06:21:05] I want to catch at least one good fish.

[06:21:33] Come on.

[06:21:34] Let's go. Press that middle mouse button to start to cast. Now slide that mouse to the right to go back.

[06:21:39] Sure.

[06:21:41] Trouble. Trouble.

[06:21:46] Sit up, bud.

[06:21:55] How sad that mouse button to poke down.

[06:22:00] Sing me a song.

[06:22:02] Bye, you man.

[06:22:04] She gave me a good shot.

[06:22:07] Swap the 11.6 pounds.

[06:22:11] Let's see how you rob me today, fishmonger.

[06:22:14] 69 cents, nice!

[06:22:23] That middle mouse button to start the cast.

[06:22:25] First hand middle mouse button to start the cast.

[06:22:28] Release the cast.

[06:22:34] First I let a man on my button to start a petayus.

[06:22:41] What?

[06:22:44] You see that?

[06:22:51] You son of a bitch you little piece of shit bitch!

[06:23:00] it was that pentacle shit over there

[06:23:13] oh my god he's coming! he's coming! he's coming!

[06:23:30] He's coming, he was coming!

[06:23:40] He's just watching me, wait, he's gone, what the fuck, where'd he go?

[06:23:57] Where'd he go?

[06:24:16] Did you not see him?

[06:24:19] No, not going crazy.

[06:24:27] What the fuck?

[06:24:29] They surprisingly jumped me.

[06:24:31] Don't burn out, I tell you.

[06:24:39] Try the tiny boat.

[06:24:41] Ah.

[06:24:43] No.

[06:24:57] Motherfuckin'

[06:25:06] Who liked Pikachu when you left iron slash blood so Iron Mouse?

[06:25:24] So, Iron Mouse, what, is that how you thought I can hold my name?

[06:25:30] I'll tell you how I came up with my name.

[06:25:32] It's a Sailor Moon character.

[06:25:38] Wow, I got a comment.

[06:25:54] Come on, you f-

[06:25:58] Actually, actually...

[06:26:06] Outta my way, Fireflies.

[06:26:15] I'm cooking fish longer in my toilet.

[06:26:30] Have you ever gone IRL fishing?

[06:26:37] Um, no.

[06:26:39] Actually, that's not true.

[06:26:42] Yes, I have.

[06:26:44] one time and I didn't catch anything because I suck why you lie what the

[06:26:55] fuck and I never went again I did I tried it one time I didn't catch shit and I

[06:27:10] I never did it, but I was a kid, you know?

[06:27:19] Fishing is hard, bro.

[06:27:22] Fishing is hard as shit, though.

[06:27:24] It's too hard for me.

[06:27:25] I can't do it.

[06:27:27] I'm not good at fishing.

[06:27:28] I can't catch fish.

[06:27:35] You just gotta keep at it.

[06:27:36] That's why I play fishing games.

[06:27:41] I can feel what it's like to catch a fish in a game and I don't have to worry and I'm

[06:27:48] not fishing in real life.

[06:27:52] You feel me?

[06:27:59] Fishing is either very feast or famine.

[06:28:09] You either catch a lot of fish or nothing.

[06:28:14] That's me, the nothing part.

[06:28:18] The nothing part is me.

[06:28:24] That's my part, the nothing part.

[06:28:29] just an outdoor activity. I would like to catch one fish at least one time in my life.

[06:28:45] I would at least like to catch a fish once in my life.

[06:28:59] Oh shit I gotta take my meds. Fuck.

[06:29:03] I gotta take my medicine hold up.

[06:29:05] This medicine's on.

[06:29:36] at uh I think like at 8 p.m. or 9 p.m. I think

[06:29:45] 9 p.m. no 8 p.m. then if it starts at 9 a.m. j s t that means 8 p.m. e s t

[06:29:54] I did I have to say the peak peak with kicking is hard as shit. I did not expect us to make

[06:30:07] get that far though. Wait where is CST? I'm sorry CST bros. People forget about you all

[06:30:29] the time. You gotta kick those tootsies. Are you guys ready tomorrow? Tomorrow's

[06:30:36] cyclotron. I'm gonna be on earlier. I'm gonna be on maybe like a... I'll probably be

[06:30:42] on like around like six.

[06:30:45] I'll probably be on like a six or seven.

[06:31:00] I'll probably be on like a six or seven.

[06:31:09] You're playing Stardew Valley with Pete?

[06:31:14] Yes.

[06:31:15] We're going to play Stardew Valley with Pete.

[06:31:17] I know.

[06:31:18] I know people were like, Compton King Fear.

[06:31:21] We're playing Stardew Valley with Pete.

[06:31:23] He wanted to play Stardew.

[06:31:26] He's been wanting to play Stardew Valley with me for a long time.

[06:31:31] And today is the day we're going to play Stardew Valley.

[06:31:36] I cannot wait to marry Clint.

[06:31:38] I think we're gonna do the Warriors when he comes back from Cyclophon.

[06:31:53] OH MY GOD!

[06:31:57] Holy shit! I just had a box of alcohol wipes almost fall on the floor.

[06:32:02] I just saw it tumbling down and I saw a hundred alcohol prep pads falling to the floor.

[06:32:13] I got it just in time.

[06:32:22] I got it just in time.

[06:32:27] I have to say, my reflexes have gotten whi-

[06:32:30] Well, they are sterile.

[06:32:31] They are sterile. My reflexes have gotten so good.

[06:32:50] Here's my latest walking update.

[06:32:58] My latest walking update.

[06:33:01] I can go upstairs, very slow, but I can't go downstairs, I can't go down then.

[06:33:13] I can go up then, but I cannot go downstairs. I cannot go downstairs.

[06:33:17] It's crazy how you never think about how many muscles you need to go downstairs.

[06:33:25] And you would think that when a person is learning how to walk again,

[06:33:30] or like learning how to do like normal shit their difficulty will be going up

[06:33:34] steps that's not true the the difficult thing to go to do is to go down the steps

[06:33:41] not up holy shit bro my whole life I thought walking up steps was hard it's

[06:33:50] not walking up it's walking down the steps oh my god

[06:33:56] holy shit I can't go down step steps bro my muscles are just not there yet

[06:34:10] they're not there they're not there yet I still have like wobbly deer legs

[06:34:19] single we tried going down but I'm gonna crab walk up and down the stairs

[06:34:33] crab walk open I was in

[06:34:41] I have been doing good progress and I'm happy with the progress that I've made

[06:34:46] It's been it's been a long time and it's been very slow and it's been very frustrating because you know

[06:34:53] When you take a long time to do stuff you tend to forget just you tend to forget, you know, you see you think oh my god

[06:34:59] I'm still not where I want to be but then you realize just how far you come

[06:35:06] You're like holy shit

[06:35:09] A few years ago I could not do this now I can do it

[06:35:12] But yeah, I still can't go downstairs. I can't go downstairs. I can't do any types of going down steps

[06:35:20] it like

[06:35:21] Not only does it like does it like hurt like it also hurts like the

[06:35:27] What is the thing calling your ankle Achilles my Achilles

[06:35:32] My Achilles and my ankle

[06:35:34] When I try to go down step. I feel like it really hurts

[06:35:38] it really hurts like it it feels so tight like it's gonna snap feels very

[06:35:45] tight like it feels very tight the muscles gone probably yeah I have to

[06:35:58] like I try to stretch I have a I have a stretchy band I have a stretchy band that

[06:36:04] I use every day to stretch out my legs.

[06:36:06] I stretch out my legs with my stretchy bands.

[06:36:11] But it just sucks, because sometimes,

[06:36:14] so I have to take some time to get out of bed

[06:36:18] with my stretchy band.

[06:36:27] Imagine your muscles just start to ass.

[06:36:34] I heard the fucking ash I just evaporate

[06:36:47] just fucking evaporate bro bro the ash baby that's me every day

[06:36:53] I am the baby it is it is long recovery especially like if you that's why like

[06:37:10] that's why when you watch movies and shit you see people that have been like

[06:37:13] in commas for years and shit and they were automatically walking you like

[06:37:17] I call bullshit on that shit cause you're like...

[06:37:22] Bruh.

[06:37:23] What?

[06:37:24] What do you fucking mean you're in a coma for 3 months and you're running around writing a fucking

[06:37:28] BIKE!

[06:37:29] RIT GRIMS!

[06:37:32] With no fucking PT?

[06:37:34] Excuse me RIT GRIMS!

[06:37:38] What do you fucking mean?

[06:37:44] You didn't know physical therapy.

[06:37:47] I don't want to hear it!

[06:37:54] Also, it is because of not only muscle, but the balance when going downstairs.

[06:37:58] I have a lot of balance issues, so I know how hard downstairs is much harder because of balance.

[06:38:03] Yes.

[06:38:06] Oh yeah, I have to like re-learn how to walk.

[06:38:08] Even if you aren't where you want to be.

[06:38:10] You haven't given up and you are progressing.

[06:38:12] Great work.

[06:38:13] Thank you.

[06:38:17] I feel like we learned how to walk and heal and shit.

[06:38:47] Make sure to start fishing right away in Stardew Valley.

[06:38:58] It's been a while since I've seen you play a fishing game.

[06:39:01] Haha!

[06:39:02] Also, beep boop!

[06:39:03] Beep boop!

[06:39:04] Beep boop!

[06:39:05] Beep boop!

[06:39:06] I wanna wear heels again.

[06:39:07] I've worn heels in so long.

[06:39:08] But I think I'll just stick to like platforms and wedges for now.

[06:39:15] Well, not yet.

[06:39:17] Beep boop.

[06:39:18] Soon you'll be able to mocap your own dancing.

[06:39:24] I would love to do that one day.

[06:39:29] I would love to do that one day.

[06:39:31] Mocap my own dancing.

[06:39:37] Five foot one in heels.

[06:39:41] I swear to God.

[06:39:43] I swear to god, I swear to god.

[06:39:52] You know now would be a perfect time to install a hamster slide to go down the stairs, JK

[06:39:58] I think, to help with the achilles doing the tiptoe over and over exercise should help.

[06:40:04] So my my issue with my Achilles is like I don't know it's hard to explain

[06:40:23] It almost feels like it's like frozen sometimes does that make sense

[06:40:34] I'm stiff.

[06:40:36] I'm stiff.

[06:40:38] Like, you're stiff as fuck.

[06:40:40] Oh, tiger.

[06:40:42] Let me start with tiger bottom.

[06:40:44] My mom loves tiger bottom.

[06:40:46] Like, look, I'm 17 hours.

[06:40:48] My mom loves tiger bottom

[06:40:52] Like look on in 17 hours

[06:41:02] Cartoon network or Nickelodeon, uh

[06:41:08] Cartoon network

[06:41:10] Cartoon Network has adult swim and I used to watch a shadow attack.

[06:41:31] Oh shit, he's calling me.

[06:41:34] Hello?

[06:41:36] Hello?

[06:41:37] Hello?

[06:41:38] Hello?

[06:41:39] Hey!

[06:41:40] How's it going?

[06:41:41] It's going good.

[06:41:42] How are you?

[06:41:43] Good.

[06:41:44] How is voodoo fishing?

[06:41:45] Oh my god.

[06:41:46] That shit is so hard.

[06:41:47] What do you mean it's hard?

[06:41:48] You're a natural fisherman.

[06:41:49] It's hard.

[06:41:50] No, no, no.

[06:41:51] It's hard to catch fish.

[06:41:52] And then like the fishmonger only gives you like 10 seconds to catch fish.

[06:41:57] What do you mean it's hard? You're a natural fish.

[06:41:59] It's hard! No, no, no!

[06:42:01] It's hard to catch fish and then like the fishmonger only gives you like ten cents for fucking fish.

[06:42:08] Listen, I'm gonna expect a little more output on, on Coneo Crop's farm.

[06:42:13] Uh-oh.

[06:42:14] So if you're, if you're bringing in twenty cents a night as I do backbreaking farm labor out there

[06:42:21] And you're like I caught some trash and a fish I might we might have to you might lose your house

[06:42:28] Oh, but I'm so good at finding trash

[06:42:31] Great, um, I hope that was like not you saying this collab or I will fight I will I will fight

[06:42:41] Wait, it's your anniversary started valley

[06:42:43] Unbelievable yes, not today, but within the past two months or so best month they had the 10 year anniversary and

[06:42:53] He announced a another update

[06:42:58] Yeah, so now there are still some a lot of the details are under wraps, but he has confirmed that

[06:43:04] Everybody's favorite blacksmith Clint can be married

[06:43:07] I forget her name, but she's super cool.

[06:43:13] She's the woman who's working outside near the Calico Desert.

[06:43:19] I forgot her name, but she's actually a cool character.

[06:43:22] I think it's Sandy, maybe.

[06:43:24] But it sounds...

[06:43:25] I can't remember.

[06:43:26] It is Sandy, I think.

[06:43:27] Sandy, yes.

[06:43:28] So Sandy is also eligible, but I've already chosen my mate for this Cornel crops farm,

[06:43:35] I feel like I should know that.

[06:43:38] Well, Crobus is a creature who lives in the sewers.

[06:43:42] You're marrying a creature from the sewers?

[06:43:45] I think it's more of like a civil union.

[06:43:48] I don't know if it's...

[06:43:49] It's like he's like a roommate, I think.

[06:43:50] I don't think it counts as a...

[06:43:51] It's a benefit.

[06:43:52] Yeah, yeah.

[06:43:53] I don't know, like, I think he's just like a friend who moves in.

[06:43:55] I don't know how they classify it, but he's my goat.

[06:43:58] I like that.

[06:43:59] Like I think he's just like a friend who moves in I don't know how they classify it, but he's my he's my goat

[06:44:05] I love crowbiss. All right

[06:44:08] Um, I made a town yesterday, right? Yeah

[06:44:13] So that you could just pop in I left you some

[06:44:19] Wallpaper some flooring and like a fishing pole

[06:44:23] A fishing pole?

[06:44:26] Well, I was like, she better do something.

[06:44:28] And then I have like a few days where I was able to lock in and figure out some of like,

[06:44:35] you know, just some basics.

[06:44:37] And so hopefully if you don't, let me try to invite you if that's okay.

[06:44:42] Of course you can.

[06:44:44] I was just going to say the same thing.

[06:44:46] Okay.

[06:44:47] Okay, so let's see unless you already have a a farm, but I I made a new one that's on cool little design

[06:45:02] Okay, let me try to think except they made this a lot easier than it used to be

[06:45:09] To meet myself I think turn up there we go. I remember that

[06:45:13] that

[06:45:20] let me host and I found it

[06:45:22] Konyo crops

[06:45:25] what a terrible name

[06:45:27] that was the chats

[06:45:29] kind of

[06:45:31] they insisted

[06:45:33] like it was that or like something

[06:45:35] kaka fun and I was like I'll go with

[06:45:37] Konyo I guess

[06:45:39] I got Tomodachi life

[06:45:41] So I got the demo because I want to play the game when it comes out and

[06:45:45] What I played the demo a little bit in the name that go on your island. They're like hello. I am from going on your island

[06:45:54] They actually like a little talking they talk and they say everything and I made my me call me Pendeja

[06:46:04] You are so cool

[06:46:06] Speaking of, um, I don't have any Pindeja on my friends list, I think on Sting.

[06:46:14] I am invisible!

[06:46:16] Ah, that may have been what it was. Let me find you.

[06:46:21] Or I can show an invite code. I can write that down, maybe?

[06:46:26] Maybe. Write it down.

[06:46:28] Oh, I found you. There we go. And then let's see if that worked.

[06:46:32] I went swimming today, but I've been going like three or four times a week and the only

[06:46:51] problem was today they only had like 15 meter pool open.

[06:47:00] I just went up and down the lane like every five seconds. It was kind of

[06:47:06] An embarrassing amount. Okay. Let me see here. Oh

[06:47:10] My thing doesn't work. Oh, it does. There we go. All right

[06:47:16] I feel like you should be in the game now

[06:47:23] Okay, cool, that's good. I'm gonna start

[06:47:26] predictably already watering the crops and making sure that your your trash

[06:47:33] field is whatever you're gonna have planned for us oh my god the wallet is sold out

[06:47:41] uh-oh of the game so the uh you've played this before right are you an

[06:47:53] experienced stardew valley farmhand or what are we looking at here I'm just

[06:48:07] wondering if I should be worried or what is your favorite are you a do you want

[06:48:14] Like a chicken coop. Are you a fishing? Are you a crops master?

[06:48:18] I love mining.

[06:48:19] You yearn for the mines.

[06:48:25] I always yearn for the mines.

[06:48:27] I think we can handle that.

[06:48:30] So I can give you a trusty rusty sword.

[06:48:34] I don't know what they give you.

[06:48:36] I love adventure.

[06:48:38] Well we need, oh so this is a hilltop farm, which is not a Walking Dead reference, but

[06:48:48] it is a, what's it called?

[06:48:55] It's like, it is, I'm trying to think of the right word, but I'm stupid.

[06:49:02] It's like the least popular farm to start with, but I think it's the most aesthetic.

[06:49:09] It's basically Easy Street.

[06:49:13] I could be on Easy Street.

[06:49:17] I'm always on Easy Street, I feel good.

[06:49:19] Oh man, I can't believe I forgot to mention it.

[06:49:22] Tomorrow's the freaking cyclathon!

[06:49:24] Cyclathon!

[06:49:26] Oh, are you going to be on the bike starting from tomorrow?

[06:49:30] Uh, I don't know, I think. Maybe, uh, I'm not sure. I don't know what Connor has installed.

[06:49:38] Yeah, we just bring the...

[06:49:40] He's like, hey, it's go time and I say, uh, yes, sir. And then I, I just wait, you know what I mean?

[06:49:48] Oh my god, my UI is so small.

[06:49:51] You can, all this, all this stuff can be a change now, which is nice.

[06:49:55] You can make, can you make it bigger?

[06:49:57] Yeah, yeah.

[06:50:00] If you go to the options, the little controller one, there's a, like somewhere, let's see

[06:50:08] where it's at.

[06:50:09] It's after you go to like graphics, there's UI scale and there's a zoom level where you

[06:50:16] can make, you can zoom in on the farm or zoom way out.

[06:50:19] They change a lot of that to make it a bit more enjoyable.

[06:50:26] There is a challenge to see if you can do it within one year, and I don't know if we

[06:50:43] can, but we can certainly try.

[06:50:46] You know what, count me in.

[06:50:56] Alright, let me see, are you in the game?

[06:50:58] Oh yeah, you must be, cause you're already 12.

[06:51:00] Alright, I'll come say hi.

[06:51:02] I am, I'm gonna zoom into the game a little bit more.

[06:51:08] Maybe 120 is fine, I think.

[06:51:11] I did like 150.

[06:51:13] Is it 150?

[06:51:14] I was like I'm 42 and I wanted I lied though and said this is better for you guys the viewers

[06:51:23] You can see easier, but it was for me

[06:51:27] Definitely, I just couldn't see this is so cute. Oh

[06:51:32] Yeah, I made a little area for your house. I added like fencing and stuff

[06:51:41] Then what else did I

[06:51:44] Let me go run over there and see what we got.

[06:51:49] So the hilltop farm comes with a quarry, which I figured you liked mining.

[06:51:53] So there's like a little.

[06:51:57] Let me see here.

[06:51:59] How did you know?

[06:52:01] Candy's like, how is Shane doing his shade?

[06:52:03] OK. Candy, do not ask about him.

[06:52:06] Whoa.

[06:52:08] We put this near your.

[06:52:11] I don't know.

[06:52:13] Well, I mean, that's what it was.

[06:52:15] Oh, I think it was.

[06:52:18] Oh, no, can you put it back?

[06:52:20] Yeah, but I have to rewrite.

[06:52:22] Hold on.

[06:52:24] Careful.

[06:52:24] You did a great job.

[06:52:26] He throws things.

[06:52:29] There we go.

[06:52:32] I have to greet 28 people.

[06:52:36] I just deleted that from my journal.

[06:52:40] you can do whatever you like

[06:52:47] but the best part of it

[06:52:49] and if anybody else wants to join

[06:52:51] they can by the way

[06:52:52] if candy was like

[06:52:54] get me in this game right now

[06:52:56] we can make that work I think

[06:52:58] oh don't tempt her she loves Shane

[06:53:01] what?

[06:53:02] I don't want Shane to be a part of this

[06:53:03] there's beers all over the...

[06:53:05] when you marry him

[06:53:06] he spills it everywhere

[06:53:09] Also all your tools are in your house. I think I'm a person

[06:53:19] But yeah, this game is the best is to chill and chat I love chilly and chatting

[06:53:26] Yeah, oh

[06:53:29] I left you that too. Sorry. I I

[06:53:32] was like I gave I left you trash a fishing pole and

[06:53:37] a

[06:53:39] A newspaper and shit.

[06:53:43] I didn't know what you wanted, so I was like, eh, she gets nothing.

[06:53:47] I appreciate it. Wait, there's a gift in here.

[06:53:50] That's not from me, for the record.

[06:53:52] I got parsnip seeds! 15 of them!

[06:53:57] Did they give you any tools?

[06:53:58] I guess she's gonna make the parsnips, me.

[06:54:02] Think up Pam loves those too.

[06:54:05] I got, I got tools.

[06:54:07] Okay, cool

[06:54:10] Nothing, then we're all then we're all good then

[06:54:20] Where do I start I?

[06:54:23] Think it's like as far as like the type of game that he tried to create

[06:54:28] Certain day, right? I think this is like one of the single best made games ever. Just

[06:54:33] like period I really do like I don't you know it's not gonna compare to like

[06:54:39] Elden Ring or Mario 64 but I mean like for a farming Sim with what he was

[06:54:45] trying to do I just I it's almost perfect it's insane I love this game and

[06:54:55] so I mean the every asset of it like if you go like okay I'm gonna do fishing or

[06:55:02] crops or like animal husbandry or just talk to the villagers there's so much

[06:55:08] content and it's also lovingly curated into like this one single focused

[06:55:13] endeavor that it's like I can't help but be charmed by it.

[06:55:18] It is pretty charming.

[06:55:21] I've put in probably so many hundreds of hours that it's it's kind of

[06:55:27] I don't think it's embarrassing.

[06:55:31] Well, my wife said a little bit.

[06:55:34] She's like, that's a lot of hours.

[06:55:37] You should ask her if she wants to play.

[06:55:40] We actually, she did hang out.

[06:55:42] So the first time I really got into this game was during my teaching days.

[06:55:48] I wasn't even a streamer yet.

[06:55:49] It was just I would get home from teaching and be like, what a day.

[06:55:53] Time to ache work.

[06:55:55] So I would just play this endlessly and I got almost every single achievement you could get caught every fish made every crops crafted everything and

[06:56:05] Then I haven't really played it too much sense. I'm hoping Ponyo crops is kind of like a little

[06:56:13] return to glory

[06:56:16] Well, if you have any questions if you yeah, I already did 20 days yesterday and

[06:56:25] I like going to people's garbage.

[06:56:28] Hey man, dig away.

[06:56:31] I just water trash.

[06:56:33] See, this is why I knew hiring you on would be perfect.

[06:56:39] No one water trash like you.

[06:56:43] Listen, you know, everybody has their expertise.

[06:56:48] I love going into people's houses, snooping around.

[06:56:52] Hey, and you know what? You could be an expert gift giver.

[06:56:57] Where did you go?

[06:56:59] I ran immediately to the mines. They called to me.

[06:57:03] I want to go to the mines too. I went to the bar.

[06:57:06] The bar is good. And if you like, I can give you a little tour of our embarrassing...

[06:57:13] Of course the first person I see in the bar is fucking Shane. Of course it's fucking Shane.

[06:57:18] Sunday 7 p.m. He's got he's like all right beer clock. He says he doesn't feel like talking to anybody

[06:57:27] Classic shame

[06:57:31] Get a villager like on a multiplex. I've never really got into the multiplayer side

[06:57:35] Can you can guess get married as well or are they?

[06:57:41] Confined to just like being in their tiny home. I have no idea

[06:57:48] I don't know. Last time I played Starter Valley, I did play it Co-op, but it was like a mod.

[06:57:56] Oh, wow. So this has been a minute.

[06:57:58] Yeah.

[06:58:00] Oh, I found Link.

[06:58:02] That's my guy. He's going to be an eligible bachelor.

[06:58:06] I don't want to marry him.

[06:58:10] He is the least liked person in the game.

[06:58:14] Why wouldn't he be?

[06:58:16] Because, well, there, I mean, it is kind of sad.

[06:58:21] He has a major crush on one of the girls,

[06:58:25] but he's never like brave enough to go and talk to her.

[06:58:30] So he just kind of looks like a creepy sim.

[06:58:35] So everybody, everyone's always like, oh, I hate Clint.

[06:58:40] But I, like, I feel like Pearl Clint just,

[06:58:43] he's just a blue collar.

[06:58:46] He's just one of those guys who has his job

[06:58:49] and does it to the best of his ability

[06:58:51] and he just never found, never found the way to be happy.

[06:58:56] Well, he stinks.

[06:58:58] Ha ha ha!

[06:59:00] Well, there you go.

[06:59:01] For all you Clint's out there,

[06:59:03] you saw you having that beer.

[06:59:05] Well, he stinks.

[06:59:08] Well, he's okay.

[06:59:11] All right, so tomorrow, we, wouldn't we like wake up

[06:59:14] I'm just I don't know why I even came to the mines. There was like a little quest for

[06:59:20] No, no, no, I got plenty of time I might pass out in the mines

[06:59:26] As one does

[06:59:32] It's a free trip back home. Oh cool more like corn what though

[06:59:37] Hey, how come they don't give you a flashlight and start to wear it was my start to flashlight

[06:59:42] You know, they actually might have like a little

[06:59:48] Bonus thing that's like gives you more light radius actually

[06:59:54] All right

[06:59:56] I'll show you the idea of the farm and then you can decide

[07:00:02] Whatever you want to do

[07:00:04] The idea of the farm.

[07:00:07] Well, I mean like I had a layout, you know, for spring to try to get a good jump start on things.

[07:00:13] But I'll show you exactly what we have available and then you can go to town.

[07:00:23] Well, there's a cat in my room.

[07:00:26] What color is it?

[07:00:27] It's black.

[07:00:29] That's my cat, Kooppo.

[07:00:31] Kooppo is in my house.

[07:00:32] I can't blame him for being like, you know what her house is a lot cooler than mine

[07:00:38] It is because I pet him when I time to the game

[07:00:41] I think he's just like, I'm good with

[07:00:45] Do we share the money?

[07:00:46] Unfortunately, yes, this was a distinction that I thought this might not benefit me

[07:00:52] What do you mean? Unfortunately, sounds great to me

[07:00:55] I thought this could be my tragic undoing

[07:00:59] Alright, I'll show you where- here, I'll meet you outside your place and I'll give

[07:01:05] you the grand tour.

[07:01:07] Wait, I just read that my fortune read on the TV.

[07:01:12] Is it good today?

[07:01:13] It said, the spirits are just pleased today.

[07:01:16] They will do their best to make your life difficult.

[07:01:18] Wow, sounds like a realer day of my life.

[07:01:21] Oh, great, the spirits hate you.

[07:01:25] Oh, the TV's telling me to go fishing.

[07:01:28] oh wait here wait I'm gonna drop a sword in your uh your chest not not like

[07:01:34] killing you but why am I getting so much stuff about this all right I left it

[07:01:40] in your um your treasure chest inside your house my dad send me a gift he

[07:01:44] send me money nice my dad left I was too so he left to be an awesome mom I'm gonna

[07:01:59] see hello I gotta check something Pete change your category alright I know

[07:02:04] that mouse voice a louder than mine okay wait are you output volume wait how

[07:02:19] do I find you hey thank you I'd okay let me try that really quick and then here

[07:02:27] I'll show you this really quick so you don't have to waste time so this oh yeah

[07:02:30] The special feature of this farm is right to your left is the quarry.

[07:02:35] It's like at day, it has new mining stuff.

[07:02:39] That's like its benefit, I guess.

[07:02:42] I love mining.

[07:02:44] It has this cool river that cuts across our little area.

[07:02:49] Here's one of the farming areas right now, but there's nothing currently planted.

[07:02:53] So if you wanted to throw...

[07:02:54] I got a parchment.

[07:02:56] There you go.

[07:02:57] Right above here is an even crappier starting thingy, so.

[07:03:04] That's the farm, that's the whole thing.

[07:03:09] Are you not entertained?

[07:03:10] I love it.

[07:03:12] We have a lot of work to do.

[07:03:15] But we need a capable, steady, hardworking.

[07:03:20] I'm capable, I'm hardworking.

[07:03:23] Someone who loves the dark dank mines.

[07:03:26] And then leave it to Kupo and I to tins these wonderful crops yeah for me for girls

[07:03:35] I'm out of here listen I am a girly pop farmer I am not afraid I love I gave you

[07:03:44] the um the good sword

[07:03:49] just make sure it's her voice better now guys

[07:03:55] is it better?

[07:04:02] no i think i had it set up you were like 400 volume

[07:04:11] okay let's do that again i'll show you this way buddy

[07:04:16] We can take a shortcut this way, actually, so if you go to the north of the potato sign.

[07:04:23] So, just north of where you start, I guess.

[07:04:27] So you're just gonna go dip right into the mines and start gathering goods.

[07:04:33] Damn right I am.

[07:04:35] Ha ha ha!

[07:04:37] Alright.

[07:04:39] How do I hold more stuff?

[07:04:46] That is...

[07:04:47] Should we get you an extra bag first?

[07:04:49] Let's get that.

[07:04:50] Maybe I should.

[07:04:51] Yeah.

[07:04:52] Cause we want you to be a strong pack mule.

[07:04:54] I can be strong!

[07:04:57] We need you to get all the copper and iron.

[07:05:00] Oh my god, I wanna get so much copper and iron, I wanna throw up.

[07:05:04] I'm ready.

[07:05:07] I'll make so many crappy parsnips that you'll be overjoyed.

[07:05:10] Alright, so I think in Pierre's here...

[07:05:14] Yay!

[07:05:16] The, uh...

[07:05:17] You can buy, I think...

[07:05:21] This bag that should be red right there.

[07:05:24] Oh, it's 2,000 gold!

[07:05:27] You spend it! Full sin!

[07:05:29] Are you sure?

[07:05:30] Goodbye, my money!

[07:05:32] Well, now we're broke!

[07:05:37] We are broke!

[07:05:38] But, um, you can make it back at the mines, dammit.

[07:05:47] Which I'll show you where they're at now.

[07:05:49] So I have seven bucks.

[07:05:51] So as you know, this is like the main town.

[07:05:57] And then the mines are, the mines, are just in the world.

[07:06:07] So you picked that flower?

[07:06:09] Yeah, I'm gonna give it to the homeless guy up here. I like him.

[07:06:13] Are you trying to romance the homeless guy?

[07:06:15] I don't think he's into me, but I'm gonna give him a flower. There he is. Look, here's a flower I found you buddy.

[07:06:22] Yeah, he called it wild food, so I'm not sure.

[07:06:28] He's eating the flower, that's fine too.

[07:06:29] He did.

[07:06:30] I don't know what he's doing, but...

[07:06:33] Uh, and then here's the mine!

[07:06:35] Uh...

[07:06:36] I'm here!

[07:06:37] Whoa!

[07:06:38] Where's this guy?

[07:06:39] There you go.

[07:06:40] Marlon.

[07:06:41] This is a really well-integrated multiplayer setup.

[07:06:49] I was just peering down to get his old mantra, but I'm buying it for Becky.

[07:06:56] Hey, can we romance this grandpa?

[07:07:00] I think no.

[07:07:01] No.

[07:07:02] I don't think so.

[07:07:03] Well, as far as I'm aware, you can't.

[07:07:07] When will we get the sixth mod?

[07:07:14] I'm sure that that exists.

[07:07:17] It does?

[07:07:18] Oh, well, I mean, that doesn't surprise me at all.

[07:07:22] That was probably like day four.

[07:07:25] Did you know that when you have children in this game,

[07:07:27] if you don't want them anymore, you can send them,

[07:07:30] you can turn them into doves and they'll fly away?

[07:07:32] What?

[07:07:34] Yeah.

[07:07:36] You didn't know that?

[07:07:39] No.

[07:07:41] Yeah, it's, um, it's, that's what they do.

[07:07:44] So yeah, it's the only way to get rid of your kids.

[07:07:49] Holy shit.

[07:07:51] I think it's like the fucking birds.

[07:07:54] Well, I think that it was a a kind of.

[07:07:58] Like the least awful way to deal with if you're like, you know,

[07:08:03] I kind of want to get divorced and I want to restart my farm, but I don't want

[07:08:07] children. There wasn't any other easier way for him to kind of handle that.

[07:08:13] So he was like, ah, we'll determine the birds.

[07:08:16] Oh my god, turning them into frickin' birds.

[07:08:21] I gotta catch three sardines.

[07:08:25] Luckily, I have two thousand, oh, no, I don't.

[07:08:29] Mouse took all my money.

[07:08:31] Yeah, about that.

[07:08:34] Let's kick it off.

[07:08:35] He has everything.

[07:08:38] I don't wanna look at my inventory.

[07:08:40] I think it's just, oh, I don't know on, on, uh,

[07:08:43] Your controls.

[07:08:45] Oh, I figured it out.

[07:08:47] Smart.

[07:08:51] Miss Woodie, my tools round.

[07:09:00] Here we go.

[07:09:07] Big rock!

[07:09:10] Alright, so now...

[07:09:12] Your journey begins.

[07:09:13] I'm ready, and it's not I'm doing my favorite thing mining. I

[07:09:18] Can't believe it. That's your favorite, huh? Yep

[07:09:22] Wow, it's my favorite thing to do in Stardew Valley

[07:09:26] Have you tried everything?

[07:09:29] Yeah

[07:09:32] Nothing's as fulfilling as mine

[07:09:35] and one of the guys is a

[07:09:38] little a little chicken coop

[07:09:40] Or rabbits.

[07:09:44] Or poops.

[07:09:46] Or ostrich.

[07:09:48] Or cows.

[07:09:50] Dinosaurs.

[07:09:52] Do you want me to do animal husbandry?

[07:09:55] No, no, I just thought.

[07:09:57] No, I'm happy to have my own peach pig farm.

[07:10:02] It even rolls off the top.

[07:10:04] I like adventuring and exploring.

[07:10:06] There's several different, like, mines and volcanoes and stuff that they've added, so it's not just the one mine over there.

[07:10:20] I do enjoy a nice fishing, and I like fishing and farming probably the most.

[07:10:29] I like... I think fishing is kind of okay.

[07:10:33] Okay.

[07:10:36] It just takes a lot of time, which is kind of annoying,

[07:10:38] but it is enjoyable.

[07:10:42] I also kind of wanted to use this farm.

[07:10:44] I wanted to get into my decorating phase.

[07:10:48] You know what I mean?

[07:10:49] Oh, did they call?

[07:10:51] I wanted to make it like,

[07:10:53] how in Demon's Souls and Elden Ring,

[07:10:55] it's like Bastion Souls.

[07:10:56] I wanted to, that's why I made your house entrance look all...

[07:11:01] Thank you.

[07:11:03] Stupid.

[07:11:05] Stupid? What the?

[07:11:07] I mean, it looks okay. I just like, okay, I don't have enough materials.

[07:11:11] I think it looks great.

[07:11:13] So you played...

[07:11:15] You played voodoo fishing this morning. Or, no, just now.

[07:11:18] Yeah?

[07:11:19] I... I was busy before that. Well, cause I...

[07:11:22] But I did see that you were online for seven hours.

[07:11:24] There's no way you did voodoo fishing for seven hours.

[07:11:25] I've been online for seven hours! What the?

[07:11:28] And I, when I messaged you this morning when I woke up, I was like, I'm sure she's asleep

[07:11:35] or relaxing.

[07:11:37] So I'm just gonna, I was left, leave her a mess, you've already been live for like

[07:11:41] two hours.

[07:11:42] Oops.

[07:11:43] And I was like, okay, so she's, she's busy.

[07:11:48] So what else did you get up to this earlier today?

[07:11:51] I prayed peek.

[07:11:53] Oh, peeks back on the menu.

[07:11:56] Yeah cause you can do custom games now and there's an option to instead of helping people

[07:12:03] up the mountain, you can tick them out.

[07:12:06] Oh god.

[07:12:07] Yes.

[07:12:08] Did you know that I've played peak one single session.

[07:12:17] It was with you and we summoned it and I was like I'm good.

[07:12:21] You see, it's between me.

[07:12:25] You'll just kick me down the mountain now.

[07:12:27] Yes!

[07:12:28] So, did you play with anybody in particular?

[07:12:32] Uh, I played with Fluff and Shia and Ari.

[07:12:36] I- was there any betrayal?

[07:12:40] No!

[07:12:41] Of course not!

[07:12:43] Thank god, I knew I could trust them.

[07:12:46] Oh my god, why is this place so fucking dark?

[07:12:51] Jesus.

[07:12:52] I've never seen buff puppetry anybody or a cat oh no no I said Linus on accident

[07:13:08] cuz the text took too long no it was like the biggest

[07:13:15] Oh no, he hates me.

[07:13:18] Linus hates me now.

[07:13:20] I'll make him love you again.

[07:13:23] Well, that sounds like... maybe...

[07:13:29] I'll show him who's boss.

[07:13:35] Damn it.

[07:13:37] I guess I lost the legendary sex scene, so that's great.

[07:13:41] Oh no.

[07:13:42] I'm gonna have to go back home, I have no more energy.

[07:13:47] Um, but you know that I've never seen a Linus Tech Tip video in my life.

[07:13:53] So when you guys-

[07:13:54] Never?

[07:13:55] Never?

[07:13:56] Like, I know the name, but this is, this, it's kinda lost on me on that reference.

[07:14:07] Because all of my tech problems are on like forum message boards, I'm like, I can't figure

[07:14:11] I had to turn on my iron mouse PC and they're like you need to unplug it and plug it back in. I'm like, okay. I figured it out

[07:14:18] So like my tech tips are a bridge too far

[07:14:24] Are you pretty technically savvy?

[07:14:30] Like if something breaks are you like, you know what I can fix it

[07:14:36] I use things until they don't work anymore.

[07:14:40] And then?

[07:14:41] And then, I figure it out.

[07:14:45] Then we call Amazon and they deliver a M2 piece.

[07:14:52] I hope and pray, and hope I remember how to get back home.

[07:15:00] I taught you the way.

[07:15:02] I'm gonna be honest, I forget.

[07:15:05] I'll give you the other I'll walk well we got turned around because

[07:15:16] We should install a mod on this one where we can kick each other off mountains

[07:15:24] He's got five seconds three two

[07:15:35] You know what, at least I passed out on the farm.

[07:15:39] That's true.

[07:15:40] Let's see.

[07:15:41] It says that you've pat- your name is Mrowse.

[07:15:45] But I woke up in my bed.

[07:15:47] How's your energy stocks?

[07:15:49] Well, back to the mines.

[07:15:51] Oh no!

[07:15:52] This guy's talking to me!

[07:15:55] Clint!

[07:15:56] See, Clint's just a friendly neighbor.

[07:15:59] I noticed that you've been breaking some rocks open and fighting war.

[07:16:02] That's good.

[07:16:03] You wanna get the most out of the orgy while you need a furnace?

[07:16:09] Don't tell me what to do.

[07:16:11] She gave me a set of blue prints but I'm the kind of woman that didn't need that.

[07:16:18] Who I said, F you Clint.

[07:16:22] Take your blue prints and shove them up your asshole.

[07:16:24] Yeah.

[07:16:25] That's what I told him.

[07:16:30] tomorrow is the the flower dance festival so you get to find maybe maybe

[07:16:39] Clinton you can bury the the wrongs that you've done and dance together

[07:16:47] maybe what they built me 24 gold actually they build me 24 gold so

[07:16:57] Wait, are we gonna go to the dance tomorrow?

[07:17:00] I think we, yeah, we gotta go to the dance.

[07:17:03] Well, I don't know who to dance with.

[07:17:06] My guess is that we're not gonna be, nobody's gonna want to dance with either of us.

[07:17:12] What says who? I'm a cat.

[07:17:16] But they don't know that yet.

[07:17:18] Well, they know.

[07:17:20] So you're just gonna walk in there and they're gonna say,

[07:17:24] Oh no.

[07:17:25] HUBBA HUBBA!

[07:17:26] That's a catch!

[07:17:27] I have no energy.

[07:17:28] I'm dying.

[07:17:29] If you lay in your bed, you can get energy back.

[07:17:32] I guess I'll crawl back to my leg.

[07:17:35] Well, I didn't pass out.

[07:17:38] You know, if it makes you feel any better, I watered your radishes.

[07:17:45] My parsnips?

[07:17:46] Yeah, parsnips.

[07:17:47] That's right.

[07:17:48] Oh my god.

[07:17:49] I'm going to eat them all.

[07:17:50] I'm going to eat them all.

[07:17:51] I'm going to eat them all.

[07:17:52] I'm going to eat them all.

[07:17:53] I'm gonna eat them all and also I can give you some of these hold on a minute

[07:17:57] I got some salmon berries for you those give you some some energy back if you're in the mines you need a little extra

[07:18:04] Little extra kick so I'm coming in

[07:18:10] Geez great farm hand already sleeping it's 9 30

[07:18:15] I just took a tiny nap.

[07:18:17] Uh-huh. Where were you last night? It was 2 a.m. and I heard some rustling outside in the farm.

[07:18:23] I was just being a woman.

[07:18:25] What? You were asleep in the radish field. You can't explain that?

[07:18:31] Oh, well, you know, just woman things.

[07:18:34] I guess I can't argue with that.

[07:18:36] Isn't that how I lose, like...

[07:18:38] Every argument I've ever had with my wife, she goes, it's just a woman thing.

[07:18:42] Alright, that's true.

[07:18:44] It's just a woman thing.

[07:18:46] Just how?

[07:18:48] If a woman comes to frolic at night, she can frolic in the night.

[07:18:53] Frolic away, as I said. This is woman things.

[07:18:57] Women love to frolic, especially in the dark.

[07:19:02] My mom, no lie, when she was, she's kind of been a very spiritual person her whole life, right?

[07:19:09] Yeah.

[07:19:10] She would literally like on a full moon she would be unafraid to run out there and she's like who cares if anybody sees us let's go howl at it

[07:19:20] She did that as I grew up and embarrassed

[07:19:22] But now if I look back on it i'm like that wasn't embarrassing that was just my mom being a cool woman

[07:19:28] whoa

[07:19:30] Your mom is cool. She's very cool. She's 74 76

[07:19:35] 76

[07:19:37] She's 76 years old

[07:19:40] A beautiful age.

[07:19:42] Indeed.

[07:19:46] She's going to visit Japan this year.

[07:19:49] She is?

[07:19:51] Yeah, and I get to meet...

[07:19:54] Since I've been gone these past 15 years, like in Japan,

[07:19:59] within the past three or four, she's been remarried.

[07:20:05] Whoa.

[07:20:06] I get to meet, I guess, my new Pops.

[07:20:10] That'll be interesting.

[07:20:12] Your new Pops?

[07:20:14] Yeah.

[07:20:16] 76.

[07:20:18] Married.

[07:20:19] So that'll be, I have a new cool dad.

[07:20:21] Do I just add everything to the chest next to the furthest?

[07:20:25] Uh, yeah, if it's like stones and stuff, that's why I just put that one.

[07:20:29] I got a ton of copper.

[07:20:32] You're the best.

[07:20:33] And a quartz.

[07:20:35] Oh, so they want me to tell you you've got a corpse?

[07:20:39] A corpse, sir.

[07:20:41] Oh, a corpse, okay.

[07:20:43] My mother's new family name, right?

[07:20:46] I think it's a pretty cool upgrade.

[07:20:48] I might want to steal it.

[07:20:49] Her new family name is King.

[07:20:51] Is that a king, like a royalty?

[07:20:58] And I think that's kind of cool.

[07:21:00] I don't know why it's milk.

[07:21:02] That is pretty cool.

[07:21:04] If you want to do it's five copper and one coal.

[07:21:10] I have copper and one coal, I got tons of it.

[07:21:13] There you go, fired up.

[07:21:16] Here, I'll make another chest over here

[07:21:18] that's for exclusively for the furnace goods.

[07:21:25] And I'll make it dark coal colored chest.

[07:21:30] What's this gonna be for?

[07:21:32] And that's going to be for all of our mining gear, or not gear, all of our mining stuff.

[07:21:39] So any geodes, you know, coppers, you name it, tuck it in there.

[07:21:49] I'm tucking it in there.

[07:21:52] Dones.

[07:21:56] Ores and minerals.

[07:22:00] And then I'll put a sign that that declares that I see why people make a gajillion copper

[07:22:10] bars.

[07:22:11] I mean, just because take forever yet that looks stupid.

[07:22:21] I don't like just a copper bar on that.

[07:22:23] Let me put a, we'll put a quartz.

[07:22:31] There we go.

[07:22:34] Perfect.

[07:22:36] Let's see here, we don't need this or don't need this.

[07:22:38] And then on the far right of the, when you first,

[07:22:42] if you exit from the right, I put another chest over here.

[07:22:45] That is potential gifts for villagers.

[07:22:48] If you just think they might like something.

[07:22:53] Chuck it in there.

[07:22:54] They don't deserve my gifts.

[07:22:59] I wasn't gonna predict you'd say that,

[07:23:01] but I thought I'd still tell you that it's over there just in case.

[07:23:08] Or maybe if you want a gift for yourself.

[07:23:11] Does it beat South of town before 5 p.m.?

[07:23:15] Oh shit, it's the dance today!

[07:23:17] Uh, well, we're not going in there.

[07:23:18] Wait, is it today or tomorrow?

[07:23:20] I thought it was tomorrow.

[07:23:21] It's tomorrow!

[07:23:22] It's tomorrow.

[07:23:24] Yeah.

[07:23:26] I'm not stressed on it.

[07:23:28] We have plenty of time.

[07:23:30] Oh, and this chest, this blue one, is a special chest.

[07:23:34] I forgot what it's for.

[07:23:36] Special body.

[07:23:38] I think this one is for

[07:23:40] the community center.

[07:23:42] So sometimes, if you pick up an item,

[07:23:44] and it's like, there's like a little tree icon,

[07:23:46] like when you look through all of your items,

[07:23:48] there's a tree icon,

[07:23:50] through all of your items, there's a tree icon the far right of your UI. If that's blinking,

[07:23:57] that means it's necessary for the community center to be able to pause.

[07:24:01] Oh yeah, I remember that.

[07:24:04] Yeah, but I don't think we need to worry too much about it, but I've been keeping track

[07:24:11] of it for us just in case.

[07:24:13] I guess you got it in there.

[07:24:16] We got a lot of gifts in there. I'm gonna sell some parsnips really quick.

[07:24:20] Oh my god. You're planning on gifting these things to people?

[07:24:24] Well, I know Pam loves parsnips, and I don't know if-

[07:24:28] I'm just saying I won't eat her parsnips.

[07:24:32] Do it. She doesn't deserve it. She's kind of rude anyway.

[07:24:36] Pam.

[07:24:40] And then this sign goes...

[07:24:44] Wait, did you say me four or five pan?

[07:24:49] Oh, and these.

[07:24:51] That's okay, you slipped in today.

[07:24:54] Oh, brother!

[07:24:57] That's thanks!

[07:24:59] You were tired.

[07:25:02] This is after the praphephonics.

[07:25:11] How do I craft one?

[07:25:13] So you think you need 20 copper and a bunch of stones?

[07:25:19] I think.

[07:25:22] Well, I'll try it all.

[07:25:25] And then you go into your little hammer icon on your eye.

[07:25:30] I don't know what it's called.

[07:25:32] Your UI thingy.

[07:25:37] I made another furnace.

[07:25:40] All right, we can make a new like furnace area. I don't know why I put that one there

[07:25:44] We can where would you rather have it?

[07:25:46] We can put it next to each other. They can be brothers.

[07:25:50] All right, you choose a place. Here I can chop some of this stuff down too.

[07:25:54] The furnace brothers.

[07:25:56] The furnace brothers. Let me get rid of this.

[07:26:04] Anything around?

[07:26:06] Like right here?

[07:26:08] You got it, Ernest Bros. United.

[07:26:18] And then I'll make another crappy little chest that's specifically for monster guns, maybe.

[07:26:29] There's all the creatures you kill in the mines.

[07:26:32] And then one can be like seeds and farming, stupid stuff.

[07:26:39] It's getting dark!

[07:26:44] Ah, we got plenty of time.

[07:26:55] Little bit of setup, but now we're good.

[07:26:58] Do you hear that?

[07:27:00] What's that?

[07:27:02] Monster noise.

[07:27:04] I'm not afraid of no damn monster.

[07:27:06] It's haunted.

[07:27:08] I'm a...

[07:27:10] A girly pop legend.

[07:27:12] Oh yeah, the who?

[07:27:22] Not me. I'm not scared.

[07:27:24] I'm not scared either. I'm so not scared I'm going to take a nap.

[07:27:28] You play all the scary games. How can you be scared? I'm brave

[07:27:36] I lied I want to switch this now because of my weird obsession with getting this right

[07:27:46] And you're gonna dance with a cleanse you said no

[07:27:50] Okay, my man. I'm that one. I'll find somebody cool to dance with

[07:27:54] Not gonna be clean. I

[07:27:56] I I genuinely wonder if we'll be able to find a single person

[07:28:05] Like who I don't know that's tomorrow's that's tomorrow's a mystery

[07:28:14] Okay, dudes, I got one more thing to do and I'm done

[07:28:19] Blue guy

[07:28:21] Rasmodius, something? Yeah, he's cool.

[07:28:23] Rasmodius? Is that his name?

[07:28:27] I think so.

[07:28:29] Imagine this, Pete.

[07:28:31] What's up?

[07:28:33] Just picture it in your mind's eye.

[07:28:35] I'm closing my eyes.

[07:28:36] You go to a mall.

[07:28:38] Uh-huh.

[07:28:39] You enter a mall and you see a rainforest cafe.

[07:28:44] Oh my god, it is the best day ever.

[07:28:45] I need to decide to go into the rainforest cafe.

[07:28:49] I'm entering the rainforest cafe.

[07:28:51] And then when you go into the rainforest cafe, it's time for all the special effects with the animals and and everything to turn on and on all the animals are going crazy and it's raining in the rainforest cafe.

[07:29:05] That's my bad. But okay, thank you.

[07:29:10] And get go home.

[07:29:13] Hey!

[07:29:14] No!

[07:29:15] Hey!

[07:29:16] Great!

[07:29:17] So, I, so wait, I'm still in the Rainforest Cafe.

[07:29:22] What happens next?

[07:29:23] And then you get up and you're like, oh man, what a great time at the Rainforest Cafe.

[07:29:27] It's time for me to go home.

[07:29:28] And you're going to go out of the exit.

[07:29:30] And when you go out of the exit of Rainforest Cafe, BAM!

[07:29:34] Another Rainforest Cafe!

[07:29:36] Wait, like as soon as I exit I enter a new one?

[07:29:39] Yes.

[07:29:40] How is this possible?

[07:29:41] And then you enter the rainforest cafe and it's time for all the animals to go crazy and it's

[07:29:46] lightning and thundering and it's raining. They're like oh god I gotta get out of here

[07:29:50] and you run out the door and then you go boom another rainforest cafe and then you realize

[07:29:55] you're going through every you're going through endless infinity rainforest cafes and in every

[07:30:00] rainforest cafe it's always the time for the animals to go crazy. And this is quick was this a dream or a nightmare?

[07:30:07] I mean, it's whatever you want it to be.

[07:30:10] Do I still get to eat from their delectable menu choices?

[07:30:14] Yes.

[07:30:15] This is awesome. I mean, imagine, I guess the only downside would be is if every layout was the exact same.

[07:30:22] Every layout is not the exact same. It's just different rainforest cafes.

[07:30:28] But you just can never leave.

[07:30:31] Can I have visitors? Like if I can I call you and say and like you know like I'll say I met the Rainforest Cafe

[07:30:38] and you when you enter it you just happen to be in the same one as me.

[07:30:42] Yes, you can have visitors but you can never stay with them.

[07:30:47] What does that mean? Like they can't eat with me?

[07:30:50] No.

[07:30:52] So they can visit the Rainforest Cafe and I can see them.

[07:30:56] They can eat with you and you can see them, but if you try to leave with them, they leave but you can't leave.

[07:31:02] You just go another Rainforest Cafe.

[07:31:05] This sounds like a fair trade.

[07:31:09] Oh, good question. Can I have amenities like a PC or a deck of cards?

[07:31:19] Can we have things that exist inside of a Rainforest Cafe?

[07:31:24] That's...

[07:31:28] So I have coloring pencils and books and like crappy shit and then it's like

[07:31:33] No, this is horrible. I don't want to do this anymore. Give me off this ride

[07:31:42] Yeah, I don't want to read like the kiosk of how much of like a menu item is or I can say like 86 the tomatoes or whatever like

[07:31:51] I already did that

[07:31:53] When I grew up in like...

[07:31:55] No, this is awful. I take it back. I went out of the Rainforest Cafe.

[07:31:59] Oh, I'm sorry. You're stuck in it.

[07:32:02] What? That wasn't part of the arrangement.

[07:32:05] I can never leave the Rainforest Cafe.

[07:32:09] Let me give you a counter and then you can choose which one's worse.

[07:32:14] You are going out with your friends one day and they said,

[07:32:18] Oh my god, I got us tickets to Kansas City's greatest theme park, Worlds of Fun.

[07:32:24] And you go there, and here's the cool thing, they were like, and we have a fast pass where we never have to wait for any of the lines.

[07:32:34] But when you leave Worlds of Fun, boom, you're in another world of fun.

[07:32:39] What is Worlds of Fun?

[07:32:42] Like your friends can join you all you know you're like oh my god

[07:32:46] This is I always have fast pass you can also have like dip and dots the ice cream of the future

[07:32:51] There's like all the stuff that's in the worlds of fun

[07:32:54] You have access to but you can never truly leave the world of fun

[07:33:00] So you're not taking it

[07:33:05] Got roller coasters, there's like you've played the video game dude before right

[07:33:12] Well, they have one that's like kind of 3D, where they just stand on like a lift and it bounces you around.

[07:33:18] You've got, you've got like funnel cakes and popcorn and cool snacks.

[07:33:24] But you can never leave.

[07:33:25] It's got, you know, all the roller coasters, the whirley rides, all the, all the stuff.

[07:33:31] I would love it.

[07:33:33] So you would choose that over Rainforest Cafe, or would you go with Rainforest?

[07:33:37] Yes, I'd choose that over Rainforest Cafe.

[07:33:41] I would too.

[07:33:42] It's called World of Fun. How could it not be a great experience?

[07:33:46] I would choose Dollywood over Rainforest Good Day.

[07:33:49] Are you coming to the flower dance?

[07:33:51] Yeah.

[07:33:52] OK.

[07:33:54] Oh, God, it's today.

[07:33:58] Let me get out of here.

[07:34:00] At the south exit of the right south of your house.

[07:34:04] I went straight to the mines.

[07:34:07] So you were my head in that.

[07:34:09] So you were just totally like, I'm gonna go get more copper and iron.

[07:34:13] Bye.

[07:34:15] Yep.

[07:34:18] I'm a working girl, what can I say?

[07:34:21] Don't worry, I made sure to water all the plants.

[07:34:25] You know, make sure that I cleared some of the pathways for you.

[07:34:36] I'm trying to think if there's any place

[07:34:38] like I would other than work like if I like my old jobs if like I don't want to

[07:34:44] do that every day but I did I did do it every day like I'd rather be stuck at

[07:34:50] Rainforest Cafe seven days a week than be like you need to go into the office

[07:34:54] Monday through Friday and sometimes Saturday you kind of just described like

[07:35:01] I don't want to work again.

[07:35:04] I'm here. How do I get to you?

[07:35:06] Just south of your house.

[07:35:09] I don't remember how to get to my house.

[07:35:11] That's insane.

[07:35:13] I know I didn't see you.

[07:35:15] You have to go up and around.

[07:35:17] Up into the... we need to move that stone later.

[07:35:19] Up into the left just a little bit.

[07:35:23] I found my house.

[07:35:27] Time to dance.

[07:35:29] Oh, we got to go like down south.

[07:35:34] So this is the cinder snap forest, right?

[07:35:37] Cinder snap?

[07:35:39] I think so.

[07:35:41] And let's give her a, uh, a salmon bird.

[07:35:44] Here you go.

[07:35:46] Oh, it's Leo.

[07:35:48] You think you're so cool, huh?

[07:35:50] Oh, she's my first wife.

[07:35:52] She's your first wife?

[07:35:54] Yeah.

[07:35:55] I mean, not like, I don't tell my wife, I'm not like, that's, that's my true

[07:35:59] first love I meant like when I first played the game I married her oh there's

[07:36:07] the hats guy I forgot about him oh we should save our money though that's okay

[07:36:15] let's I think you get to the left here I can't remember where to go wait where is

[07:36:22] this stupid event he missed the event miss that's fine I didn't want to dance

[07:36:29] with those assholes anyway I didn't want to dance

[07:36:37] it's my fault I'm sorry no it's fine I you know what Clint can go

[07:36:43] talk to his own folks I'm not I didn't win

[07:36:47] he can be celibate I I'm fine I don't want to dance with those clowns

[07:36:53] well this is me missing every event

[07:36:58] This, the worst part is, is I dragged you out of the mine.

[07:37:02] It's okay. It's this guy.

[07:37:05] Let's wait until you hear my Lewis voice.

[07:37:08] Yeah.

[07:37:09] Dammit, the tax collection, spring festivities, expenses.

[07:37:15] That's it.

[07:37:16] I'm sorry, I can't tell.

[07:37:18] Good, that was the, uh, that was the intention.

[07:37:23] Dammit, Bobby, I'm the mayor.

[07:37:25] Don't miss the sprint dance. Well, you're in the mines. So, that's Lewis for ya.

[07:37:31] Well...

[07:37:31] Alright, so now that ya blew it.

[07:37:37] Did I?

[07:37:38] I guess. No, I didn't want to dance with those dorks anyway.

[07:37:45] I tried to stab Leah with an Emmy.

[07:37:48] Who wants to spend time with a bunch of fake townspeople that don't even like each other?

[07:38:03] So you take your pole, then you walk up to a body of water, and I have no idea what button

[07:38:08] you push on the keyboard.

[07:38:13] I use a controller for like every single game.

[07:38:18] Oh, I should give you this.

[07:38:33] Oh, and then I believe you're going to be a great fisherwoman.

[07:38:36] I found you a book called Jack B Nimble Jack B Thick and I know it's a weird book name

[07:38:50] but that is, I left it in your house, your chest and it gives you a little extra defense

[07:38:58] when you're in the mine.

[07:38:59] But you have to read it.

[07:39:00] Oh, I will read it.

[07:39:01] I caught a sunfish.

[07:39:02] Hey, where'd it go dude?

[07:39:03] Hey, where'd it go, dude?

[07:39:14] Uh-oh.

[07:39:15] I'm gonna die.

[07:39:17] No, you're not. You never die.

[07:39:19] You're invincible.

[07:39:22] I have no energy.

[07:39:25] What about the salmon berries? You can eat a couple of those.

[07:39:28] The salmon berries.

[07:39:30] I think that's what they're called.

[07:39:33] Munchin' and crunchin' on him.

[07:39:38] That's right, munchin' crunch, get that energy back up, then hit the mines once again.

[07:39:43] Ooh, a leak gives me a 40 energy point.

[07:39:47] See now we're talkin'.

[07:39:49] Whoop.

[07:39:51] Whoop.

[07:39:53] A fish as well. Just in the quiet confines of our own farm.

[07:40:03] I'm trying to get my sister to play this game.

[07:40:11] What's the hold up?

[07:40:12] She doesn't like the gruffie.

[07:40:15] That's crazy.

[07:40:16] She doesn't like gruffie?

[07:40:17] Really?

[07:40:18] Yeah.

[07:40:19] Maybe if you give her one week in the rainforest cafe it'll change her mind.

[07:40:23] She likes animal crossing.

[07:40:26] Okay, a little cartoony.

[07:40:29] me.

[07:40:30] Because like that I'm crossing graphics are so good I'm like what?

[07:40:35] But I feel like every single place I look in this game has like thoughtful beautiful

[07:40:40] graphics.

[07:40:41] Yeah.

[07:40:42] Okay, get one fish.

[07:40:51] I just want to catch one fish today.

[07:40:53] And she got pocope and she loved it.

[07:40:57] I saw you played it, a little bit.

[07:40:59] I did play it off stream a little bit.

[07:41:04] It's just, you know, is it crazy that I thought the game was almost too much?

[07:41:08] I feel overwhelmed every time I start it.

[07:41:13] I was like, wow, there's 300 plus Pokémon to acquire and I thought this was just going

[07:41:19] to be a chillax game and I feel like I have to build 17 cities.

[07:41:24] Okay, so for me, like, I just, I feel very overwhelmed with the Pokemon.

[07:41:34] But not on Konyo Crop's farm, right?

[07:41:36] No, I just feel like, it's just the fact that when you log into the game, all the Pokemon

[07:41:42] are screaming at you, and yelling at you, and they want your attention.

[07:41:45] And they're like, whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew whew.

[07:41:47] And it's just like, oh my god, every time I turn on Pogopia, it's literally me running

[07:41:52] running away from all the Pokemon trying to get away from them.

[07:41:55] Well one, bigger rooms, more fire, I want to chop your wood, and you're like, okay,

[07:42:04] I'll sight the goal with me.

[07:42:05] I don't know.

[07:42:06] Everything.

[07:42:07] It's just a ball.

[07:42:08] I just got here.

[07:42:09] Can you please leave me alone?

[07:42:10] I just looked like a human.

[07:42:11] And then they're all screaming and it's just like, Jesus Christ, and I just ask that stupid

[07:42:19] Creepy balloon thing to take me away to another island every time so I don't have to hear them

[07:42:28] Yeah, the drift loon the drift

[07:42:32] I asked him to take me away so

[07:42:38] That's that's

[07:42:41] And I thank god

[07:42:43] hair bro I can understand I liked it I

[07:42:48] morouse is in bed let me let me let me get

[07:42:51] well okay hey when you get that level 10

[07:43:05] you're gonna be the world's greatest

[07:43:08] minor I'll be a parsnip farmer my grandpa sent me money me so had okay

[07:43:31] Why is your dad, that's the second time he's sent you money in like two days?

[07:43:37] Well he's like I heard you missed the dance.

[07:43:44] Great.

[07:43:45] Alright so there was another thing, you got the good sword.

[07:43:58] I'm gonna I'm gonna buy some more crops for one last little push to do that. Okay. I

[07:44:06] Think I can do one enormous load of parsnips

[07:44:14] And then be done with it

[07:44:16] Well, let's see wait. No, I can't 25 26 27 28. I don't know how that works four days

[07:44:22] I don't know if it's four days from today

[07:44:24] Or if it starts from I don't know I don't know how to calculate that

[07:44:28] So I'm giving up

[07:44:37] My name is the only thing that makes sense to me

[07:44:42] It's the same thing that you're doing and when you were like I can't stand this

[07:44:47] Pocopia, I'm gonna I'm gonna disappear into the mines where I can just know responsibilities

[07:44:52] Let's see, I'm going to take one of these.

[07:45:11] That's why I also do like fishing, I mean to be fair.

[07:45:15] All right

[07:45:18] Let me check our our infrastructure, I'm going to

[07:45:26] upgrade

[07:45:29] One of my water in my watering can is that okay?

[07:45:36] I'm tired of this these these damn watering situation

[07:45:40] It is going to cost us a little bit of our share of a little bit of your dad's money.

[07:45:49] That's what it's there for.

[07:45:54] We don't need no stinkin' sprinklers.

[07:45:59] That's what good old farmer Pete's good for.

[07:46:04] So the great thing about this game is there's no one right way to play.

[07:46:11] It's kind of a chooser and adventure with no official list or timeline.

[07:46:19] There are some things that are beneficial to do within a couple of years, but it's totally

[07:46:24] just whatever you want to accomplish.

[07:46:26] I like the sound of the water being...

[07:46:33] It's the best part of it.

[07:46:38] It hit me a fishing rod.

[07:46:42] Oh really?

[07:46:44] Yeah.

[07:46:45] Oh, really? Willy did?

[07:46:47] A bamboo pole.

[07:46:49] That's nice. It's the same little crappy one I gave you.

[07:46:54] Wait, he buys fish, I should sell him one.

[07:47:01] Yeah, thanks.

[07:47:09] He donated a free and stored scapula.

[07:47:12] I did. I don't know why. I just, I had an extra.

[07:47:18] This sunfish is $30.

[07:47:24] What was I supposed to do today? I forgot it was like...

[07:47:32] Oh, the watering can!

[07:47:38] I can't wait to stay this 10 years old.

[07:47:45] And it still feels like...

[07:47:48] Simi No.

[07:47:51] I need 300 pieces of wood to fix that blade.

[07:47:55] Yeah, that's a lot.

[07:48:01] Hey Clint, you're my guy. Can I have a...

[07:48:03] Come on, come on!

[07:48:05] ...watering can?

[07:48:09] My goat, Clint. Thank you, buddy.

[07:48:17] I guess today is a fishing day.

[07:48:21] I'm ready for more of your your very challenging question. Hey, what's up?

[07:48:30] Hello there. Oh

[07:48:32] You want this hat?

[07:48:35] How do you drop things on the ground?

[07:48:40] Way I thought there was way to drop things that's not

[07:48:51] I can't see you.

[07:48:52] Oh wait, I think I just dropped it.

[07:48:54] Oh, straw hat.

[07:48:56] There you go.

[07:48:57] Yeah.

[07:48:58] There you go.

[07:48:59] So you know the mines, you never know.

[07:49:04] I'm like moving.

[07:49:06] I was worried.

[07:49:09] You're just part of the straw hat guild.

[07:49:12] I'm a straw hat.

[07:49:15] I can't believe that, so can we talk about Walking Dead spoilers?

[07:49:21] Sure.

[07:49:22] Does your, does anybody, it came out a long time ago, so I feel like we're okay.

[07:49:26] We're fine.

[07:49:30] You read the, you read the comic books or just watched the show?

[07:49:34] I just watched the show.

[07:49:36] How effing awful was it when Glenn gets his head bashed in?

[07:49:40] Did you know today is the 10th year anniversary of that happening?

[07:49:44] It's today?

[07:49:45] Yeah.

[07:49:46] Stardew Valley came out when Glenn's brains got bashed.

[07:49:52] That was literally the worst experience on television I've ever seen.

[07:49:57] I had two reactions to it.

[07:50:00] One, I was upset and shocked and I was like, oh my god, what the fuck.

[07:50:07] And I was so mad and I was sad.

[07:50:11] I was also in awe at the special effects and I was like man how cool must I have been

[07:50:18] to be like yo my character gets to go out with his head bashing and I get to wear this cool

[07:50:23] special effects makeup as if my eye is popping out. I thought the special effects was insane.

[07:50:31] You know I never got to think of it as the lens of the actor getting to see and feel that.

[07:50:37] but that that moment would like I think most people that I know stopped

[07:50:45] watching the show like immediately but you just kept on going so is Morgan in

[07:51:01] fear the walking dead? Yes. I feel like it basically becomes a show. Does he die? No,

[07:51:10] he doesn't die. No way, he survives? Yep, he keeps on going. The dude from like episode

[07:51:18] one of the original show? Yep. That's awesome. He's driving and there I feel like there's,

[07:51:28] They did like a setup

[07:51:30] There's like I think they kind of like set it up so that like you can return and like another

[07:51:36] iteration of the show

[07:51:40] So that's that makes me feel very good what doesn't was this TTS joke that says Glenn's favorite food was Popeyes

[07:51:52] How dare you bring up that traumatic moment for me

[07:51:58] Uh, cause Morgan has a daughter.

[07:52:02] He does?

[07:52:03] Yup.

[07:52:04] I don't- wait, does he have her?

[07:52:06] Oh, not me.

[07:52:07] Okay, okay.

[07:52:08] But she's like his daughter.

[07:52:10] Damn.

[07:52:11] Okay, so you've watched a collective 85 hours of Walking Dead.

[07:52:17] And I'm still going.

[07:52:19] And Daryl Dixon has plot armor, right?

[07:52:24] Yeah, basically.

[07:52:25] So right now I'm on The World Beyond, which is another season, it's like this two-season

[07:52:34] show of Walking Dead, but I don't think that I'm the target audience, it's like a coming-of-age

[07:52:41] teen, like Walking Dead, the vibe is very different, it reminds me of those old 2010

[07:52:47] like a CW show.

[07:52:56] When did this get green, but there's zombies in it?

[07:52:59] Yeah, there are, but the thing is, the thing that they did with the walking bed was crazy

[07:53:05] because there's so much shit going on, but all the shows are connected, so if you don't

[07:53:10] watch all the shows, you're gonna miss something, you're not gonna know what the fuck is going

[07:53:13] on.

[07:53:14] There's just elements where it's like, oh my god, that was from the other show.

[07:53:20] So that's, okay, well, it looks like I'm okay to talk about that.

[07:53:24] The show that I'm watching now, it follows these kids and they're going to the CRM to get their dad and stuff.

[07:53:31] And the CRM was the same group that kidnapped Rick in the original show, and it's just a lot of stuff.

[07:53:39] So, I'm gonna skip that one.

[07:53:42] Honestly, how are you?

[07:53:45] I don't blame you.

[07:53:47] I'm not saying that, it's just very different.

[07:53:50] The marketing is strange, everything.

[07:53:52] Like, I saw the promotional posters for it, and it's like...

[07:53:56] It just reminded me of, like...

[07:53:58] Somebody in chat said it, it looks like Suicide Squad marketing.

[07:54:01] It's just very like, whoa, we're so young and cool,

[07:54:05] and we're learning how to be ourselves in this crazy post-apocalyptic world, guys!

[07:54:11] Yeah, that's now I'm good. Yeah, but it did the other comment that I saw that that gives me some

[07:54:21] surprises

[07:54:22] 2010 they were saying that's old. Yeah, absolutely

[07:54:26] 2010s mega old

[07:54:30] That's like as old as it can get think about this in the year if okay

[07:54:36] Let me try to see how old some if you guys were like born in the year

[07:54:40] 2005 or something like that

[07:54:44] when you were when you were

[07:54:47] anything that was

[07:54:48] Like from

[07:54:50] 1981 you'd be like that is some old stuff like any like when I was a kid in 97

[07:54:56] Anything from the 80s was like retro or old

[07:55:01] So you know I'm saying oh 16 years has got to be old by this point

[07:55:06] 16 years

[07:55:17] Being old school you have wisdom

[07:55:26] Yeah, and crow's feet

[07:55:28] When you wake up in the morning, can you drop your watering can into one of the communal

[07:55:39] chests?

[07:55:40] Okay.

[07:55:41] Thank you.

[07:55:42] I forgot that I lose mine when I get mine upgraded.

[07:55:45] Okay.

[07:55:46] And I have to water them damn crops.

[07:55:50] He's got to water the damn crops.

[07:55:53] They ain't gonna water himself.

[07:55:57] I caught us a hell of a lot of fish today I think I made us some of the money back

[07:56:12] are you still in the the mines I'm getting out but I don't think I'm gonna make it home

[07:56:19] I believe you will I think you can make it

[07:56:22] Probably pass out.

[07:56:24] Nope, you said uh-oh. I think oh, yeah

[07:56:29] It's getting late

[07:56:32] Now you're gonna make this I'll wait for you at the gate until well until it's like

[07:56:43] Run damn it

[07:56:45] I'm going back!

[07:56:50] I'm sleeping in your bed.

[07:56:52] Yeah, it's closer, right? I'll never make it.

[07:56:56] It's right here, eh, Koopo?

[07:57:01] I'll never make it. Oh, they salvaged.

[07:57:06] Chaos, not chaos. I don't know why it's chaos. Level 5 fishing.

[07:57:10] Uh, do I want Fisher worth 25% more or resources? I want Fisher. That's way better than Trapper.

[07:57:19] Fisherman. Right?

[07:57:21] Yeah.

[07:57:21] Trapper says resources required to craft crab pots reduced.

[07:57:26] Crab.

[07:57:27] Fisher way better.

[07:57:34] I chose it.

[07:57:35] I'm a Chaos Fisher.

[07:57:42] A Chaos Fisher?

[07:57:45] Yee-haw!

[07:57:50] Oh yeah, I do need your water and can.

[07:57:57] My watering can, here you go.

[07:58:01] Here you go.

[07:58:04] Thank yous.

[07:58:06] How do I drop it?

[07:58:08] You told me that you pick it up and then drag it outside.

[07:58:11] Or you can just throw it in the chest.

[07:58:13] Oh, you just watered me. Thank you.

[07:58:15] Here you go.

[07:58:16] I'm soaked.

[07:58:21] I feel great. It was hot.

[07:58:23] Or you can just throw it in one of these chests.

[07:58:26] I'll just throw it in the chest.

[07:58:28] Thanks.

[07:58:30] Yeah, I put it in this shit.

[07:58:33] I'll find it.

[07:58:35] But can you imagine a worse start to a day than your friend being like, hey what's up

[07:58:39] man, and then they just dunk water on you four times?

[07:58:42] That's only something I would do.

[07:58:45] Oh, you crazy gal.

[07:58:47] The far shit!

[07:58:49] Are they ready to go?

[07:58:52] I can't go.

[07:58:54] Try yanking them out.

[07:58:57] Yanking?

[07:59:00] Yeah.

[07:59:01] And yes, I did cry.

[07:59:07] The thing about this game that I have found is if anybody ever was like, oh man, I want

[07:59:20] you to stream all day.

[07:59:23] Like, if it was a viewer trying to convince me.

[07:59:27] If I somehow start playing Stardew Valley, it's just going to be mission accomplished.

[07:59:31] Like I play this game so much.

[07:59:35] I can easily lose 12 hours.

[07:59:39] No problem.

[07:59:40] What do I do with all these pork mix?

[07:59:43] You can throw them in this crate here so we get some cash or you can save them in the

[07:59:49] cookie jar for gifts.

[07:59:50] But we already have 19 in there for gifts.

[07:59:53] I think we'll play.

[07:59:55] If I make money.

[07:59:57] Make some money.

[07:59:58] And then when the next.

[08:00:00] Oh, I can sit up.

[08:00:01] I'm getting excited.

[08:00:02] I can set up a new a new farm layout for

[08:00:05] for the start of summer.

[08:00:09] Oh, wait, what's after spring summer?

[08:00:11] Yes, what?

[08:00:13] I had to figure it out in my dumb head.

[08:00:20] And what?

[08:00:20] I'm so rich now.

[08:00:25] Oh, higher quality yields a better financial return.

[08:00:33] I could sell.

[08:00:36] Yeah.

[08:00:37] I'm going to chop some trees down on this new smell.

[08:00:55] You going back to the mines already?

[08:01:00] What's the uh, you know you can take the elevator to go down by numericals of like five, right?

[08:01:07] haha so wait are you just starting at level one each time yeah fuck yeah do it I respect it

[08:01:21] that is the love of the game

[08:01:28] but every every I think five floors no every ten they give you a treasure like a special

[08:01:34] Yeah, I like them too, but hey, I like starting a level one as well.

[08:01:44] Yeah!

[08:01:45] Do what you got!

[08:01:48] Did you ever read your book about Jack B Nimble Jack B Thicke?

[08:01:51] I did!

[08:01:52] I wonder where he gave me this.

[08:01:55] One defense.

[08:01:56] I got one defense?

[08:02:00] Yeah.

[08:02:01] Yeah.

[08:02:05] Who's this?

[08:02:07] Who's this bitch?

[08:02:09] There's a bitch in the mines?

[08:02:11] Hailey.

[08:02:13] Uh oh, yeah, she's a bitch.

[08:02:15] Oh, I'm Hailey.

[08:02:17] It's the word for those horrendous clothes.

[08:02:19] You might actually be pretty.

[08:02:21] Actually, never mind.

[08:02:23] You don't suck my dick, Hailey.

[08:02:25] You're fucking ugly.

[08:02:27] Wow.

[08:02:29] Gee, allegedly, becomes the nicest person to marry.

[08:02:35] Hell.

[08:02:36] But you scared.

[08:02:38] Suck my dick, Hailey.

[08:02:40] Fuck you, Hailey.

[08:02:46] Like I said, crowbiss my goat.

[08:02:50] I'm gonna find the sewer guides.

[08:02:52] Yeah, you may start to ask.

[08:02:54] is there any uh any particular game that's like about to come out that you're excited

[08:03:08] about are you like I mean you just have no idea until someone says this game's out

[08:03:11] I don't know if like that's they need to mod that we're just sitting on top of

[08:03:33] on her shoulder. You're just throwing out all the equations because we all know that

[08:03:41] you're the powerful one and he's just kind of the big dopey one. But that game I think

[08:03:48] is going to be a very fun mouse playthrough to see you panic under duress. Okay, I guess

[08:04:02] It's the only thing about Stardew Valley that could be considered a negative, is there's

[08:04:06] like almost zero like drama or actively interesting things that happen in it.

[08:04:14] Why me?

[08:04:15] There's fun stuff in Stardew Valley.

[08:04:17] It's just like a, like the ultimate kill game.

[08:04:21] It is a very chill game.

[08:04:27] I'm still waiting for work on the Elderfield to come out.

[08:04:35] That's gonna be my Stardew Valley.

[08:04:37] Elderfield?

[08:04:39] Yes.

[08:04:41] I think Stardew Valley, but like with Junji Ito and like horror elements.

[08:04:47] And when does this drop?

[08:04:52] Well, the demo's already out and I played so many hours of it.

[08:04:57] I played so many hours of the demo.

[08:05:00] I don't know if there's a name you can drop, but I am waiting on baited breath.

[08:05:06] Is it, is it a multiplayer?

[08:05:09] No, it's not.

[08:05:11] Damn it.

[08:05:12] I know, that would be so cool if it was.

[08:05:16] That would have been perfect.

[08:05:22] Hold on, I wanna see one quick...

[08:05:27] Oh shit, ask, are you for the raid? I'll be in a great team, are you for the raid though?

[08:05:32] You think so, yes?

[08:05:35] It's really real, you should try it. You should check it out if you love Star of the Valley.

[08:05:41] I do love Star of the Valley.

[08:05:43] It's so, it's so good. This is a good game.

[08:05:47] You've convinced me.

[08:05:50] Elder Field and it's still in early access?

[08:05:53] Uh, it's lots and lots of demos and like, you can get a more extensive demo.

[08:05:58] You can get the demo on Steam, but there's like a more in-depth demo on the Patreon,

[08:06:03] and I like, I pledge to the Patreon just to get it.

[08:06:07] That's how good it is.

[08:06:09] And there's no target release date at this current time.

[08:06:14] Not yet, also the music in the game is amazing because like, it's like a record label that made the game.

[08:06:22] Oh, really?

[08:06:23] Yeah, so there's a lot of really good music in the game.

[08:06:31] Alright, I'm gonna get Elder Field.

[08:06:35] Yeah, welcome to Elder Field.

[08:06:37] Ah, is it gonna be enough to take me off of this wild ride of Stardew Valley? That's the question.

[08:06:44] I feel, I feel like it won't because I feel like you've been a long time in Stardew Valley lover.

[08:06:50] But always fun to try something new.

[08:06:53] But I fell in love with it the second I picked it up.

[08:06:57] Alright, I'm gonna go for it. But, if it's got fishing and if it's got farming.

[08:07:03] It's got farming.

[08:07:04] That's is the fishing easier than voodoo fishing when I watch it. Yes

[08:07:12] And there is only core

[08:07:16] Creepy fish and creepy farming stuff creepy vegetables

[08:07:21] Creepy vegetables

[08:07:24] Yeah, I like it. I'm down. I want to play that

[08:07:30] Every day, every day you go to bed, when you wake up in the morning, you can be like

[08:07:35] inflicted with like a curse or like a blessing.

[08:07:39] And what impact do those have on the game?

[08:07:43] It can impact a lot of different things.

[08:07:47] Okay.

[08:07:48] You've already, I mean like I'm the easiest person ever to convince for video game stuff.

[08:07:53] I'm like, uhhhh.

[08:07:54] Alright.

[08:07:55] so it's not that hard actually wait I think I let me see what I want to do

[08:08:06] here I want to oh yeah there's taxes too

[08:08:16] taxes yeah there's taxes in elderfield this big creature thing comes and he

[08:08:22] I collect taxes every two weeks.

[08:08:25] See, now this is already starting to sound like the IRS.

[08:08:27] Now I'm losing.

[08:08:30] I don't, I don't want to pay taxes again.

[08:08:32] I, like...

[08:08:35] And if you don't have enough money, does he just rip your head off?

[08:08:38] Um, bad stuff happens to you.

[08:08:40] It could be anything.

[08:08:40] So instead of just getting cursed every day, he's just gonna make life miserable.

[08:08:45] Yes.

[08:08:47] This is the IRS.

[08:08:48] Okay, cool.

[08:08:48] I'm gonna plant a tree. Do you like acorns or mahogany or pine trees?

[08:09:02] I like the dark trees.

[08:09:04] I'll put one pine tree and a couple of mahogany's.

[08:09:14] Does that say Salmonberry?

[08:09:16] Listen, leave Salmonberry alone.

[08:09:18] Ah, this is just gonna drive me insane.

[08:09:24] Oh, this is gonna drive me insane.

[08:09:32] Leave Salmonberry.

[08:09:34] Leave Brittany alone! Salmonberry is a friend of this channel.

[08:09:39] Yeah, Salmonberry.

[08:09:42] Okay, so I forgot how trees, I don't know how trees work in this game.

[08:09:51] I'm pretty sure what I just did is not going to work.

[08:09:56] Wait, there's definitely-

[08:10:01] Does anybody do any uber nerds know how many spaces you need around your tree for it to

[08:10:09] grow?

[08:10:10] be against a wall. I think it's gonna be like in a circle, yeah.

[08:10:20] Three by three. I knew it! I've ruined it all. Okay, thank you. In that case, nobody

[08:10:30] gets a tree. No one gets a tree! Nobody gets a tree. Yep, that's just how it goes. No trees for

[08:10:39] Anybody.

[08:10:43] I better leave the mine before I die.

[08:10:47] A productive day of work.

[08:10:50] Mine wasn't.

[08:10:53] I literally did nothing.

[08:10:55] I feel like I'm going by so fast.

[08:10:58] It does, right?

[08:11:00] Let me see here.

[08:11:02] I said about like 20 seconds to build some crappy gravel roads.

[08:11:09] Ay, ay, ay, I'm a little butterfly.

[08:11:15] 12.20am already, what happened?

[08:11:21] I'm setting up for summer, that's all I can claim.

[08:11:24] Nothing like a hard day of work.

[08:11:26] Time to go to bed now.

[08:11:27] Did you get some good stuff?

[08:11:29] What?

[08:11:30] Did you get some good stuff?

[08:11:32] I got a geode.

[08:11:34] Sounds good to me.

[08:11:35] I found a geode, and I found quartz.

[08:11:39] And I got 20 Coppola.

[08:11:42] Now I'm gonna go to bed.

[08:11:46] 20 Coppola and some Quartz and some Geodes.

[08:11:49] Now, I hate to tell you this.

[08:11:50] Do you know what the Geodes are good for?

[08:11:52] Got a level one farming. Yes, what is it for?

[08:11:55] Well, we gotta go to Clint and we have to ask him to break them open.

[08:11:59] Oh no!

[08:12:01] Yeah, that bitch is gonna be like,

[08:12:02] Yeah, I love Geodes.

[08:12:03] Sure, let me help. It's gonna cost you a lot of money.

[08:12:06] It's got snakes!

[08:12:07] Here's the crazy thing I'm gonna I'm gonna blow your mind here well it's gonna

[08:12:14] blow my mind we've already spent an hour and a half playing this I that's what

[08:12:24] the problem is with this game it's crazy I don't know how it's how it does this

[08:12:32] It's two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven.

[08:12:42] I have the scarecrow and I need to go to the adventurer's gear.

[08:12:46] Why did I make this eleven?

[08:12:48] That's going to be great.

[08:12:50] So wait, eleven times two is twenty-two.

[08:12:58] 33

[08:13:09] I'm an idiot

[08:13:14] Is it 10? I can't count

[08:13:16] If it's 10, I'd be very proud of myself

[08:13:24] That's 10! I'm the best!

[08:13:28] This is going to be a BEAUTIFUL farm!

[08:13:45] Oh my god, I had it perfect. I am John Stardew. It's me. Wow. Okay, now I just need a lot

[08:14:14] a sap so I can get some I literally I am John Stardew my I'm changing my family name my

[08:14:21] son's name will just be Stardew Stardew Junior.

[08:14:25] How do you get Fiber?

[08:14:28] Naming Fiber like the like where I need to get like a thumbnail.

[08:14:32] Fiber Internet.

[08:14:34] Oh Fiber.

[08:14:35] Fiber Stardew.

[08:14:36] I like it.

[08:14:37] Missing putting grass.

[08:14:38] Hey nice.

[08:14:39] Yes, including grass.

[08:14:42] Hey, nice.

[08:14:45] I'm getting some green beans.

[08:14:47] Do you like green beans?

[08:14:49] Uh, no.

[08:14:52] My mommy said he could eat them.

[08:14:56] But I was a kid, and now I hate them.

[08:14:59] What? They're fun.

[08:15:01] What about it? What if I made it fun and said, how about Edamame?

[08:15:05] I guess it's called edamame, I might eat them.

[08:15:12] Edamame is good.

[08:15:16] But only if they're called edamame.

[08:15:21] Only if they're called edamame.

[08:15:26] I feel like that should be.

[08:15:31] You love Cheerios?

[08:15:33] I do like Cheerios.

[08:15:36] Cheerios are great. Didn't your mom make you eat those?

[08:15:39] Actually, no.

[08:15:43] My mom was a kid. She said Cheerios was bad for you.

[08:15:47] Oh, really?

[08:15:48] Yeah, she said Cheerios was like a dessert.

[08:15:52] A dessert?

[08:15:53] Yep.

[08:15:54] It's like when you come to Japan, you're like,

[08:15:57] um, I'll have a Coca-Cola and they're like,

[08:15:59] okay, cool, that's a dessert. So we'll bring it out at the end.

[08:16:02] Like I was never allowed to eat cereal or the cake because you said that was not good.

[08:16:10] But it's, wow, what a disaster when Americans were like,

[08:16:13] we like, we'll have it for breakfast.

[08:16:16] That's what my mom said, she said Americans made that.

[08:16:22] She's right. I don't know what our problem is.

[08:16:26] She was like, that's American thing.

[08:16:28] But it tastes good.

[08:16:33] I don't know. I thought it tasted good.

[08:16:35] So whenever we ate cereal, it was only like as a treat.

[08:16:39] I guess it does last a lot longer at least.

[08:16:42] She said it was bad.

[08:16:48] I still think if you like top five favorite foods ever, cereal's still in my top five.

[08:16:57] Just a little cereal. I love it. That's why I ate a plane. I've never eaten cereal with milk.

[08:17:06] Okay. We do bear a little bit. So you you've never eat, okay. Well, I mean, I can I can get behind it.

[08:17:18] I'm just not used to it.

[08:17:21] I need it.

[08:17:23] I need it.

[08:17:24] Alright, I made one more pointless little chest for like furniture stuff.

[08:17:34] So if we have like gravel and useless stuff, walls and fences.

[08:17:43] My favorite here are long Cheerios, honey knots.

[08:17:46] Honey Nut Cheerios, what about those weird, you had like the pumpkin spiced ones?

[08:17:50] Oh yeah, somebody got me a pumpkin spice, that's what you did.

[08:17:54] Honey Nut Cheerios, one of the all-time classics.

[08:17:59] Do you know my mom's favorite cereal, which I think is actually disgusting, it was Grape

[08:18:06] Nuts.

[08:18:07] And those like shattered my teeth.

[08:18:08] Grape Nuts.

[08:18:09] Haha, it's like if you had some sort of rock and you were like, eat this, even with milk

[08:18:15] it doesn't get soggy it hurts oh bad but my mom was like they're so healthy you

[08:18:24] could live to be 76 minimum if you just get some of those so maybe she was right

[08:18:31] I'm gonna make Clint buss up these geodes and maybe maybe my my crappy

[08:18:40] little uh watering can is ready

[08:19:01] do you like your ugly wallpaper and flooring that i added for you

[08:19:04] i love it okay well i didn't think it was bad but it was the only ones he was selling so i was

[08:19:09] I was like, this will be all right.

[08:19:17] Yo, what's up, Flint?

[08:19:22] Copper Water it can.

[08:19:29] Alright, so so far you've had a taste of the mines.

[08:19:32] Is there anything else that you would like to try in this game?

[08:19:35] Are you just going to go mine away?

[08:19:39] I want mine away.

[08:19:41] I want to hit every floor.

[08:19:46] All the way down to 50 and then we unlock the second one.

[08:19:50] Yes.

[08:19:51] I didn't know that's what I want to do.

[08:19:54] Because I would love that because at least we get more iridium.

[08:19:59] Iridium.

[08:20:01] Then we can make the good sprinklers.

[08:20:03] Iridium.

[08:20:05] We're going to get iridium.

[08:20:08] We're gonna get so much a red meal.

[08:20:12] Isn't that where your heart has like a different beat?

[08:20:14] Yeah.

[08:20:16] Okay, I don't have that.

[08:20:20] Oh, Clancy, you lazy prick. It's only 5 p.m. You should stay open.

[08:20:25] Who closes at 4 p.m.?

[08:20:26] What a jerk.

[08:20:28] Who's gonna be able to make it?

[08:20:29] Losers. Losers named Clay.

[08:20:32] Jesus.

[08:20:33] this do you think that if you I if you made it all the way to the bottom floor of

[08:20:47] starting Valley and you got to be added as like hey you're the first to actually

[08:20:53] find every single note in the game we're gonna add you in the game as a

[08:20:57] character but you get to choose your own shop what are you gonna yeah what are you

[08:21:04] gonna do that's kind of cool so you you teach like singing lessons and stuff

[08:21:14] I bet Sebastian has at least something over there he's got to have in his basement because

[08:21:36] He's like an amateur programmer, isn't he?

[08:21:38] I think so.

[08:21:40] I don't care what's a bastard of me.

[08:21:49] I'm not in a streamer house.

[08:21:52] Okay, what is going on in that floor?

[08:21:58] He thinks he's so cool, but he's not.

[08:22:03] He's not cool, man.

[08:22:05] You know who is cool is Elmo and Grover and Tooky Monster because my son watches them

[08:22:12] every single day.

[08:22:13] Oh, he likes Sesame Street?

[08:22:15] He loves Sesame Street.

[08:22:17] That's so cute.

[08:22:20] And he does this weird thing.

[08:22:22] It's not weird, I guess it's normal, but he can stand up when he's holding the edge of

[08:22:27] a wall or a chair or whatever.

[08:22:31] We have this little pin that we, I would like lock them in it, but I've, he crawls so much

[08:22:38] that we got to keep him self-contained or he'll start being like, he'll just crawl everywhere.

[08:22:43] And his big, his big thing is if he likes the song that they're singing, he'll start shaking back and forth.

[08:22:52] like he's like the meme of like let me in and it's it's seeing his little butt

[08:22:59] wiggle as he's like shaking back and forth excitingly is one of the cutest

[08:23:04] things I have ever seen in my entire life it's adorable I'll take a little

[08:23:11] video okay well that was a quick night wasn't it yes I want to see the video

[08:23:21] I ran out of energy.

[08:23:24] Oh, no!

[08:23:26] Wait, I can rest in bed, I guess, if you're still doing stuff.

[08:23:30] No, I went to bed.

[08:23:32] Okay, F it. Sleepy time.

[08:23:34] I'm half energy.

[08:23:39] I should also clarify, you do not need to stay awake for eight more hours playing this shit-ass game with me.

[08:23:46] What do you mean?

[08:23:48] I'd just say like whenever you're done, let me know and I can I will because I

[08:23:53] Know that I love this game probably more than 99% of people who play it

[08:24:01] It's very very fun notes the most relaxing right before the cyclathon get one big farming session in

[08:24:12] One big farm

[08:24:18] There we go. If you check your TV today, you can get a special recipe from the Queen of

[08:24:25] Sauce. Oh no, I need to watch the Queen of Sauce.

[08:24:29] That's right. I shouldn't have made this past memory wrench. How did I screw that up?

[08:24:40] I learned how to cook the omelette.

[08:24:46] All right, this is the last day of spring.

[08:24:47] This is it.

[08:24:50] You're gonna shower me with this.

[08:24:58] Have you checked out any of LUD's tip to tip?

[08:25:02] I've not been able to watch spring.

[08:25:03] I want to.

[08:25:06] I can't wait.

[08:25:07] I think it's gonna be like,

[08:25:10] I'm genuinely so excited for it.

[08:25:12] So this guy just comes to my house just to tell me he's a fucking fish?

[08:25:18] Hey, he likes it when you fish. He's just here to help.

[08:25:22] He's like, I noticed you haven't been doing much fishing. He's like, get out of my face.

[08:25:26] He's just trying to make some new- you know, he thought you had promise.

[08:25:38] Wait, that was human-basic rod?

[08:25:40] I thought we already, he gave you like a better rod just for even though you just by not fishing?

[08:25:47] Yeah, give me a training rod.

[08:25:49] Damn, here I am fishing my life away.

[08:25:55] He didn't give me nothing.

[08:25:57] Give me a training rod, better than bamboo pole.

[08:26:01] I guess we can sell the bamboo pole.

[08:26:05] I would like to see tip-to-tip Puerto Rico, I think it'd be like two episodes.

[08:26:10] You didn't eat it until Puerto Rico, it'll be like four or five hours.

[08:26:15] Yeah, it's just like, well, we did it.

[08:26:18] Let's try it. I guess we'll do a circle.

[08:26:24] I think like going around the whole coast of Puerto Rico, I wonder how long it will take.

[08:26:30] Like, what if my size is Puerto Rico, like the same size as, I don't know,

[08:26:35] because I have probably like Texas or something.

[08:26:38] What?

[08:26:40] Okay, nope.

[08:26:41] It's so significantly smaller.

[08:26:44] It takes 6 to 10 hours to go around the whole coast of Puerto Rico.

[08:26:51] Okay, well, I guess that's...

[08:26:52] I know it's not like Texas size, because Texas is huge,

[08:26:56] but I'm just trying to draw a reference in my mind.

[08:27:00] That's... that's too small.

[08:27:03] It's very small.

[08:27:04] I know that Texas is like lead driver cross and it's like 20 hours

[08:27:09] yeah no Puerto Rico is way smaller than Texas that's too bad but it's got a big heart it does

[08:27:17] have a big heart

[08:27:18] All right, we got a big day tomorrow.

[08:27:38] It's the first day of summer.

[08:27:42] So the idea for this, it means that all of our current crops die.

[08:27:50] And I've set the little down there so that we can go buy a bunch of seeds, and then that's

[08:27:58] it.

[08:27:59] I guess we should raise some animals.

[08:28:02] Hey, if you want to get a chicken coop.

[08:28:04] What if I start a zoo, and then I put clip in it?

[08:28:11] Uh, wait, no, we're not gonna put anything into this.

[08:28:15] I start a zoo and I put all the people in the zoo.

[08:28:17] Everybody goes in the zoos. Everyone.

[08:28:19] Everyone in the zoos!

[08:28:21] Everybody?

[08:28:23] Everyone.

[08:28:25] All the people in the zoo.

[08:28:29] Mayor Lewis, zoo.

[08:28:31] Everyone goes in the zoo.

[08:28:35] Alright, let's do it.

[08:28:37] I also put your water in can bags.

[08:28:39] I was like, she might be with me.

[08:28:44] Everyone in the zoo now!

[08:28:46] Everybody goes in the zoo!

[08:28:50] Human zoo!

[08:28:52] And then we can have human moose to many races.

[08:28:56] And then all animals free.

[08:28:59] All animals free.

[08:29:00] All animals live and sound free!

[08:29:06] Wait, do we have to go to the zoo too?

[08:29:08] No, we're free. We're the game makers you can do.

[08:29:13] I don't want to care take Clint and like all these people.

[08:29:21] He'll be like, hey I'm hungry, hey I'm thirsty, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

[08:29:27] I'm gonna smell your coffee.

[08:29:30] Alright, I feel like all I need to do, I think we're good.

[08:29:34] I'm gonna do one more little 12-spot farm up here.

[08:29:41] I wonder what crops are in summer. Let me see here. Which one's me?

[08:29:46] The summer crops.

[08:29:50] Actually, we'll just figure it out as it goes.

[08:29:54] I feel like if there's blueberries, blueberries is one of my favorites.

[08:29:57] But I can't remember if that's all or...

[08:30:00] But

[08:30:03] Raspberry's or blueberries one of those is like the best

[08:30:06] They're fun to harvest

[08:30:09] All right

[08:30:13] Unmilled rice I know that there's melons plant these in the summer to 12 days to mature

[08:30:24] Well days I guess I'm gonna

[08:30:27] Hey, nice.

[08:30:29] Elf blade.

[08:30:31] You found an elf blade?

[08:30:33] No, it's in the store.

[08:30:35] Oh, I got excited.

[08:30:37] Oh, God, when you're something to show me, can't eat my butt.

[08:30:39] Eat my whole ass.

[08:30:41] I like the 22 slimes in 12 cave insects.

[08:30:43] I wonder if he doesn't want to talk to me.

[08:30:57] Play a Thousand Monsters! I must do that!

[08:31:06] Just attack Klenta a thousand times.

[08:31:09] Perfect.

[08:31:11] Push buff-puff-puff peak for a thousand times.

[08:31:15] Perfect. I can do that.

[08:31:20] I heard that... I don't know the exact date, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm trying to plan

[08:31:29] this myself.

[08:31:30] TwitchConEU is at the end of May now, right?

[08:31:33] And I think so?

[08:31:35] Are you going to be able to attend or are you busy?

[08:31:37] Do you know yet?

[08:31:38] Well, I was going to go because they asked me to come and then they recently informed

[08:31:43] me that there's no Vtuber meet and greet area so I can't go.

[08:31:48] Son of a bitch! They fumbled.

[08:31:52] Yep.

[08:31:54] There's no Weetoober meet and greet area?

[08:31:57] Nope.

[08:31:59] That stinks. I was hoping you'd come to Premiere Con this year.

[08:32:04] I wanted to come too, and then they were like,

[08:32:06] there's no Weetoober meet and greet area, and I'm like,

[08:32:10] well, I can't go there without tech, like, there's no tech support,

[08:32:16] And it's like, what, I'm gonna send Rob to go over there?

[08:32:20] And then what?

[08:32:23] He's just gonna stand there and be like,

[08:32:24] I can't do anything.

[08:32:27] That's not, that's not great.

[08:32:30] So that means, no touch gun EU,

[08:32:34] which means you're gonna have your own damn convention

[08:32:36] and your own damn may.

[08:32:38] Yes, send Rob, Rob, to go.

[08:32:39] I don't think you'll understand.

[08:32:42] Okay, we need support with like, technology and all this other stuff and it's like,

[08:32:49] I can't just send Rob to be over there and like, that's not fair to him, you know?

[08:32:58] Yeah, that sucks though, I was looking forward to it.

[08:33:01] And then he goes there with what, an iPad and then we get there and they're like,

[08:33:05] and then we have a crowd and then they kick us out because we can't start a crowd.

[08:33:09] You know what I mean? It's like, it just doesn't make any sense.

[08:33:15] Yeah, I wonder why, because VTubers are such a massive part of the Twitch sphere that would make sense to have...

[08:33:22] I don't know.

[08:33:25] I don't know.

[08:33:27] I will after twitch con I'm taking or I don't know if it's actually after or before I think it's after but

[08:33:37] I'm taking my family including my father and mother-in-law to Italy.

[08:33:43] I've never taken this kind of vacation before and it'll be little premiere threes first time.

[08:33:52] I have no idea what I'm doing so planning all this is very scary

[08:34:02] I go but now no mouse a twitch got on pissed

[08:34:09] Did you in Brighton is did you see the awesome badge that you get for watching the cyclathon

[08:34:22] I thought it's so cool

[08:34:25] You know what's awesome is that most of the time they have this thing where it's like you need to subscribe or something to get the badge

[08:34:31] But since this is I like that it's for charity. They're like, you know what just watch the stream

[08:34:36] That's what you can manage and you still get the the bonus for it

[08:34:42] That's so cool. I'm excited about it

[08:34:46] I

[08:34:47] Can't believe it starts tomorrow

[08:34:52] now man I can't wait for those days it's like at least eight to ten hours a

[08:34:59] day of just hanging out ridiculous TTS and just the the Chris Connor dynamic

[08:35:11] wow tomorrow damn yeah I'll be there not there but I'll be watching

[08:35:26] there's got to be some pepper poppers or something in these damn trash cans I

[08:35:30] I want some pepper poppers.

[08:35:43] Oh then gang will be later, of course, but like not to start.

[08:35:50] They tell me and then I always go, oh yeah guys I got it, I got it.

[08:35:53] And then I forget immediately, so I don't know.

[08:35:56] I I'm really like I know that I'm excited for I'm like okay just show up I know they need me to be there at a certain time

[08:36:05] I just can't remember when

[08:36:10] Like I'm sure I'll get

[08:36:14] No, no, I mean, I'm sure it'll be like oh, yeah, it's today now. I remember I better go get my train

[08:36:21] I think it's after almost always it's after the guests, right?

[08:36:25] So it'll be somewhere, and there's a lot of guests this year.

[08:36:32] Jay Schlatt, Rob, not your Rob, the other Rob, the Chen one.

[08:36:41] Garts, Felix, Mouse, that's a lot.

[08:36:46] Hello.

[08:36:48] Hello.

[08:36:49] I'm back from the mines.

[08:36:51] The mines.

[08:36:53] Daddy's back from the mine!

[08:36:55] Tomorrow is the peace day!

[08:36:59] Tomorrow, tomorrow, we plant everything!

[08:37:03] I got a Popeye!

[08:37:05] Ooh la la!

[08:37:07] Alright, now I'm gonna get locked in.

[08:37:09] I was, I was resting on my laurels, putting my...

[08:37:11] I thought I just heard Carl Papa and Jiggy John John do it.

[08:37:13] I was like, relaxing, sipping some coffee.

[08:37:16] Not on the first of summer, buddy.

[08:37:18] On the first of summer,

[08:37:20] I am ready to freaking farm my ass off.

[08:37:26] I got a level 1 fishing.

[08:37:28] And a level 1 combat.

[08:37:31] Oh, even better.

[08:37:34] Day 1 of summer.

[08:37:36] Year...

[08:37:37] 1-1-1.

[08:37:42] Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

[08:37:46] AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[08:37:47] We gotta pick up-

[08:37:48] We'll give Rob the next

[08:38:00] They're all at 25 let's go

[08:38:04] Thanks 25 people get ad-free viewing and my favorite emote the iron mouse ray

[08:38:10] What kind of stuff do you want?

[08:38:15] What?

[08:38:16] Oh, no, no, I'll tell you in a sec.

[08:38:18] As soon as that shop opens, I'll give you, you give me the command of what seeds to

[08:38:24] buy.

[08:38:25] Oh, shit.

[08:38:26] So, I'll let you know what they have.

[08:38:30] I'm just trying to make sure that this looks nice and pretty.

[08:38:35] I'll drop the fertilizer and then it's let's go.

[08:38:52] 7 30 in the morning.

[08:38:55] Good song rules.

[08:38:56] I have sneakers if you want some.

[08:38:59] You have sneakers?

[08:39:00] Yeah, I found some sneakers.

[08:39:02] I think I have a what do I have I have a boot I have leather boots

[08:39:11] Leather boots

[08:39:14] But sneakers are cooler

[08:39:18] Give this dumb ass a geode

[08:39:22] You have to

[08:39:25] You have to go to his shop, and then you say hey dumb ass

[08:39:32] Here's a freakin' Geo'd.

[08:39:34] And then he's like, it's gonna cost you 25 gold for that.

[08:39:37] And you're like, F you, Clint. You bitch.

[08:39:40] And then that's it.

[08:39:41] Yeah!

[08:39:48] At least there was a way to run in this game.

[08:39:51] There is. If we get, um, coffee or Joji Cola.

[08:39:56] Double or triple shot of scratch.

[08:39:57] Oh, that's me, Joji Cola.

[08:39:59] Yeah, that's the the downsides. Okay

[08:40:06] Well, we can try to run a business I already here's your questions we've got melons tomato blueberries and peppers

[08:40:17] Okay

[08:40:19] Pepper okay

[08:40:21] Uh, blueberries.

[08:40:26] Blueberries it is.

[08:40:29] Yeah.

[08:40:31] Wait, uh, and peppers?

[08:40:35] Pepper.

[08:40:38] Are those, are the peppers on a stock or are they on, um...

[08:40:44] I think there might be aga amethyst.

[08:40:48] I can't remember if they're on like a peppers or not on a stock.

[08:40:58] Okay, so 40 times 10 is 8.

[08:41:08] Peppers seeds.

[08:41:10] Peppers seeds, peppers seeds.

[08:41:16] Peppers are on a vine plant. They're not a vine plant. I thought they're just like like blueberries.

[08:41:26] I thought they were this. Oh wait, you're right. I can see the ones the hops are on. Oh, there's corn as well.

[08:41:36] I think we need...

[08:41:41] Yeah, I'll have to wait on the peppers, okay?

[08:41:46] I need gold melons for the community.

[08:41:49] Okay, so five golden melons.

[08:41:51] Yeah.

[08:41:52] Some hot pepper poppers.

[08:41:55] And a bunch of blueberries to start.

[08:41:59] I know that blueberries are gonna give us enough money

[08:42:03] so we can buy whatever the hell we want.

[08:42:06] Whatever the hell we want.

[08:42:10] Okay, so let's do that first.

[08:42:12] I'll make my actual crappy fertilizer.

[08:42:16] I have 50 fertilizers.

[08:42:23] BEAUTIFUL!

[08:42:26] I'm here mining my life away.

[08:42:31] Are you using the elevator yet?

[08:42:33] Nope.

[08:42:34] You're still just going level 1 every time?

[08:42:37] No, no, no, no.

[08:42:38] I did use the elevator.

[08:42:39] I went down to level 2.

[08:42:41] Okay.

[08:42:42] That's fine if you want to.

[08:42:44] I admire your gumption.

[08:42:47] I got a lot of gumption.

[08:42:53] And if you want to, uh...

[08:42:55] Well, I mean, you know what to do. You got your own little mrowse.

[08:43:01] Alright, the blueberries have been planted.

[08:43:08] Bad news, we're broke.

[08:43:10] Uh-oh.

[08:43:12] I spent all our damn money.

[08:43:15] We're broke.

[08:43:18] Whatever will we do?

[08:43:22] What are we gonna do? We're broke.

[08:43:28] I'm so bad at watering plants.

[08:43:34] I remember I took a music class. We had to study the Baroque period.

[08:43:37] and it was some actual bangers in that era of classical music.

[08:43:42] Oh, that's nice, Ero.

[08:43:45] That was good.

[08:43:48] I kind of miss school. I would like to go back to college forever.

[08:43:55] Yeah, like, I really found out that I just enjoyed learning.

[08:44:00] Ah, you're a lifelong learner, I see.

[08:44:03] Yeah, it was cool.

[08:44:05] And it was like, oh, this is fun. I don't have any like there's no deadlines except for my assignments and how much I'm learning

[08:44:14] But then obviously I was just a crew

[08:44:23] Slightly different expectations

[08:44:28] I need a couple more quality fertilizers

[08:44:32] I got 12 melon seeds.

[08:44:38] Not too huge.

[08:44:40] Am I gonna die?

[08:44:42] You're never gonna die, you're too strong.

[08:44:48] Plus, you don't have the money for that.

[08:44:58] And no way, Mouse gets knocked out.

[08:45:02] I almost died.

[08:45:09] But I didn't die.

[08:45:12] Nope.

[08:45:14] Okay, nine crappy melons planted.

[08:45:21] Fifty blueberries.

[08:45:24] Fifty blueberries.

[08:45:27] I thought let's just go all in on one side of the farm for blueberries.

[08:45:31] BANG!

[08:45:35] No regrets.

[08:45:43] And then we're out of everything else.

[08:45:55] Wait, the Ancient Seed?

[08:46:01] I'll tell you more about this if you donated to the museum.

[08:46:05] Or we can plant it, right?

[08:46:08] I don't know.

[08:46:10] I think so.

[08:46:14] I'm going to go find some crappy forageables.

[08:46:18] I thought when do you get your cool fruit back cave?

[08:46:23] I think it's when you get the forageable blob.

[08:46:27] Honestly, we do give it to old Gunther.

[08:46:30] I don't want to give my seed to Gunther.

[08:46:37] Why doesn't he go get his own for fuck's sake?

[08:46:41] If you don't give me 50 blueberry seed bags, I don't think so.

[08:46:50] Gunther sure likes to take a lot of things, but he doesn't give anything.

[08:46:59] Also, I looked into setting up the Warriors. I think I can figure it out. I think we're

[08:47:10] good to go. Like, yes, and I was like, I'm, I can figure this out. I installed Fallout

[08:47:19] 3 and 3 Vegas Mart, I can beat anything.

[08:47:25] So we can, we're gonna have that coming soon.

[08:47:29] As soon as Cyclocon goes.

[08:47:32] And then actually right after. Like a little bit longer after that.

[08:47:38] Oh, a little bit longer after that.

[08:47:40] That's right. There you go. It's a little bit after that.

[08:47:44] Oh, wasn't that it was holding back the collab. It's just that as Mouse can fully guess, I'm

[08:47:55] just a very, I'm not busy, I'm just dumb. I'm always like, I'll be like, I'm working

[08:48:04] on it and then you know life my kiddo he's the best I can't believe he's

[08:48:19] turning nine months old soon oh my god he's so old he's an old man for the

[08:48:25] retirement home he needs to work from yeah like he has to get a job

[08:48:34] Okay, done.

[08:48:41] Nine months old already.

[08:48:45] We need to get you a better, like a copper pickaxe.

[08:48:52] We need to upgrade all your tools of engagement.

[08:48:58] And be upgraded.

[08:49:01] So our next 2,000 bucks can be your pickaxe.

[08:49:15] We really need coffee in this game to run faster.

[08:49:20] This is brutal.

[08:49:21] Let me run, dammit!

[08:49:26] I'll meet you in the house at 10pm, I gotta go better early.

[08:49:31] Let's see the weather tomorrow, please be rainy.

[08:49:34] It's a beautiful sunny day, son of a bitch.

[08:49:36] These characters look like an old man, what?

[08:49:40] Okay, if he is an old man, I'm 42.

[08:49:45] There you are.

[08:49:47] I'm no spring chicken.

[08:49:49] Oh yeah, we do need a horse, we need everything.

[08:49:51] I'm so mining!

[08:49:53] You got level 2 mining? Okay, now we're good.

[08:49:56] I can't believe it's already been two hours of this game that is so actually messed up

[08:50:12] I don't know I don't know how it goes by so fast

[08:50:18] Ah yes, the blueberries are starting to bloom.

[08:50:29] Unfortunately, they take effing forever.

[08:50:33] Well, I gotta figure out another way to make some cash flow to get this pickaxe.

[08:50:47] Throw those motherfuckers right on the table and say suck these geodes down.

[08:51:00] You thought P was 33?

[08:51:02] Dude, thank you, VIP.

[08:51:05] I heard that and I'm not only thankful, I'm never changing my camera filter again.

[08:51:11] You don't have a filter on your camera, what do you think?

[08:51:15] I don't. I don't have a filter. I don't know how to do that, even if I did, I don't want it.

[08:51:20] The thing that I do have that makes all the difference is just halfway decent lighting.

[08:51:27] Anywhere you do like nice lighting in your studio or whatever that makes that makes such a big difference

[08:51:49] Wait, what the hell I guess it's fishing time

[08:51:57] I think you got to go back and claim it from Gunther.

[08:52:27] Oh, I got ancient seeds.

[08:52:32] Uh, ancient seeds... I don't know what seed this is, it's like a blue thing.

[08:52:36] Ancient seeds recipe to craft ancient seeds.

[08:52:43] Mission accomplished?

[08:52:45] Oh, I got standing geode, cauliflower seeds, melon seeds, and starfruit seeds.

[08:52:50] Melon seeds?

[08:52:53] Yes.

[08:52:54] We can plant those near the uh the other melons.

[08:53:03] Oh I see!

[08:53:07] Beans.

[08:53:09] What does this do it says?

[08:53:11] A rare jelly found it gives you 30 minutes to eat.

[08:53:18] Open that fucking geode.

[08:53:20] Crack those geodes we only have enough money for four unless you sell some of the the results you get back

[08:53:36] Well, you just didn't look I had four I

[08:53:41] Got Calcite

[08:53:43] Celestine I could donate to the museum

[08:53:46] Hey, if you want to donate go do your shit. I'll sell some fish to get you a couple more Geo Busters

[08:54:03] Yeah, I hate all the kids. I think it's Vincent. I couldn't believe it. He betrayed the shit

[08:54:10] I told him happy birthday and I gave him a Joe Jacolla and he was like

[08:54:16] And I about threw him into the pier. I was like what? You don't like a Joja Cola?

[08:54:28] Hey, you're not even a warring people

[08:54:37] Doesn't seem like you're writing the donate to New Zealand

[08:54:40] Oh, you don't always get rewards, he's kind of a prick.

[08:55:10] Well, put him in the zoo.

[08:55:13] You're gonna go in the zoo, you're gonna be last.

[08:55:15] In the fucking zoo.

[08:55:19] Alex, if my hair wasn't so popular with the ladies, I swear I'd shave it off all, all up in a second.

[08:55:26] Shut up, Alex, you're such a fucking liar, bro.

[08:55:29] That Alex, I'm projecting myself a sin for like 30 years.

[08:55:34] I was like, my hair is cool, my hair is cool.

[08:55:37] I can't hate him.

[08:55:40] Alright, I sold her if you want to bust more geodes. I sold a crappy rainbow shell or something. Alright, bang

[08:55:48] I'll try to get some more fish

[08:55:55] Okay, give whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this guy? He's tough to catch but not tough. Okay chill chill fish

[08:56:03] Get away from me

[08:56:10] tough fish that was an eel that was a crazy eel I caught them before look at that a red mullet

[08:56:30] if i got a haircut it would be a red mullet i think that looks so cool

[08:56:33] If you were like so I I've watched you now play about

[08:56:44] 5,000 horror games right just straight I've seen them all but if I'm new to the genre

[08:56:53] Which I am, do you think amnesia, alien, voodoo fishing?

[08:56:59] Where do we start for like brand new player

[08:57:05] that you would like, I want them to like the genre?

[08:57:08] Yeah, but what kind of, what kind of,

[08:57:10] what are you, are you looking for?

[08:57:13] First person terrified as hell.

[08:57:18] That's what I want to try.

[08:57:23] Very nice of you.

[08:57:25] I knew it but that one's too scary man.

[08:57:27] But that's what you wanted.

[08:57:29] I'm a bitch though, I'm so weak.

[08:57:32] Actually, you know, I would like to recommend Still Wakes The Deep.

[08:57:38] Still, still what?

[08:57:40] Still Wakes The Deep.

[08:57:41] I feel like it's one of those games that's really scary.

[08:57:47] There's moments where it's like, I don't know, it's not like overwhelmingly scary, but it is, but it's not.

[08:57:54] It's hard to explain, but the atmosphere is really, really good, and the game is also very, very sad.

[08:58:01] What about the type of game that's like, you're constantly tense and you're afraid to even progress forward?

[08:58:09] I don't think so. It's not, there's parts that's like that, but it's not the whole game.

[08:58:14] Okay.

[08:58:15] The story telling is amazing. It's just that game made me cry.

[08:58:20] Like, there's a lot of me sobbing at the end of the game.

[08:58:24] I cried. That game made me cry so much.

[08:58:29] Really?

[08:58:30] Yes.

[08:58:31] Okay, so there's that one and then there's...

[08:58:35] Somebody told me like that.

[08:58:37] Visage or visage or face or whatever it's called.

[08:58:40] Oh.

[08:58:42] Visage.

[08:58:43] Uh, I have a okay relationship with that game, because I don't know if they fixed it now, but I try to play in a game like three times, and every time I'll play it, if I go back to play it, my stage is gone.

[08:58:57] Maybe that's part of the horror.

[08:58:59] I don't know, but I'm just like, man, am I gonna have to sit here in one sitting and fucking play the fucking game in one sitting?

[08:59:06] And then oh you can also like soft lock yourself like out of certain parts of the game

[08:59:11] accidentally oh

[08:59:14] Really that's I cut you know, I don't mind getting soft locked in games anymore like I feel like ah, I have to just replay it

[08:59:26] But maybe you're right, maybe that's I

[08:59:28] Don't know I thought resident evil requiem some of that stuff at the beginning with grace that was pretty terrifying

[08:59:36] I got over it when she got a bunch of injectors and guns and weapons, but that initial run frightened me.

[08:59:47] Have you played Seven?

[08:59:49] I'm a little afraid.

[08:59:52] I think Seven was one that, like, Seven is pretty scary.

[08:59:58] That one is really really really scary. I feel like I played for like two hours and just the the overwhelming tension

[09:00:07] It was like mr. X chasing me on steroids forever, and I was I was legit scared

[09:00:12] Yeah, seven legs of somebody said in chat seven actually like rebooted like the franchise. Oh, yeah 100% after it was so good

[09:00:21] It's so good. It's really really scary

[09:00:23] And you've you played it

[09:00:29] You beat it yeah

[09:00:31] See I got it. I got to get back in it. That's the only reason evil

[09:00:34] I like you and I beat it and then I like nine and I beat it

[09:00:42] On my my swimming arc, I will look like Leon in like one year. I guarantee it

[09:00:47] Hot Leon! Hot Leon! Hot Leon!

[09:00:50] It's gonna happen.

[09:00:52] What are you, the local blacksmith?

[09:00:54] Or whatever. I'll have all those one-liners memorized.

[09:00:56] I love how everybody just wants to fuck Leon.

[09:00:59] Well, I just want to look like him.

[09:01:01] So...

[09:01:03] His arms... His triceps are bigger than my head.

[09:01:08] Blade is in the R? Oh my God, he can't do that.

[09:01:11] No, I can't. That's ridiculous.

[09:01:13] I'm afraid of my own life in first person.

[09:01:16] I don't think I can handle a horror game that will be good for you to play.

[09:01:22] I tried amnesia like 20 years ago and then I was like, this is so damn scary.

[09:01:27] I quit. I couldn't finish amnesia.

[09:01:30] I need to try to play it again.

[09:01:33] So you were scared by it, too, right?

[09:01:34] Yeah, but this was like four or four years ago, four or five years ago.

[09:01:38] Are you tougher now?

[09:01:40] I think I think I am.

[09:01:42] I think I'm better at like processing things.

[09:01:45] I played Silent Hill, the remake of Silent Hill, but I had to stop because it was very

[09:01:54] evident that there was like a lot of subject matter that was very scary to me, so I had

[09:02:01] to stop playing it.

[09:02:02] Which one?

[09:02:03] Silent Hill 2.

[09:02:04] Okay.

[09:02:05] So I had to like stop playing it because when I realized what it was about I was like,

[09:02:12] No, I can't play this, but then now I want to play it and I feel like I can handle it now.

[09:02:19] I feel like I don't have an issue. Okay, so oh wait, you're I should go back to bed. So I was

[09:02:25] fishing. You know, it's interesting. So I never played. I know I played the original Silent Hill

[09:02:32] 2 and I do love that game and I got halfway through the second one, but it just didn't just

[09:02:37] and stick but um so you think that you given your experience playing on these

[09:02:43] games you're more you're ready to face these onslaughts of horrors yeah probably

[09:02:52] it was just you playing super battle golf and the horrific fights that that was

[09:02:57] terrifying to watch everybody killing each other you could play you should play

[09:03:02] Until Dawn!

[09:03:04] Is this another multiplayer?

[09:03:07] No, it's a single player, but it's like choose your own adventure type.

[09:03:11] Ooh, now that sounds good.

[09:03:14] The Man of Madan games are good too.

[09:03:19] The Dark Pictures Anthology, there's like this Dark Pictures Anthology, and they have like multiple different games.

[09:03:26] different games. They're like Man of the Dan. They have a little hope. It's a choose your

[09:03:32] own adventure game and it's really, really good. I like it a lot. Those are pretty good.

[09:03:37] And they're coming out with a new game this year called Directive 8020. It's like a sci-fi

[09:03:44] horror.

[09:03:45] Okay. So wait, I like these choose your own adventures so you could replay these several

[09:03:53] times and get all these different, like obviously different outcomes and stuff.

[09:03:57] Yes.

[09:03:58] Okay, that would be a lot of fun for me.

[09:04:00] I like those, those kind of visually exciting novel type games.

[09:04:04] Yeah.

[09:04:05] What was the name of that one?

[09:04:10] Uh, Man of Madan.

[09:04:11] Man of Madan.

[09:04:12] And then there's Untill Dawn, which I highly recommend to you.

[09:04:17] All right, so we'll start with the one I was afraid you were gonna say, which is Alien

[09:04:23] isolation, but if it must be done. Don't be afraid of alien isolation. Getting me a giant

[09:04:31] alien stalks you and you're in first person. Honestly, it's one of, like, I didn't realize

[09:04:38] and then I like watched videos on it, like the AI is so sophisticated. It learns. It's

[09:04:44] really scary. It learns all of your moves. Oh man. When I kept on playing the game, when

[09:04:51] I kept hiding, it would always find me.

[09:04:54] That was so scary.

[09:04:55] There's actually two different AIs in that game

[09:04:58] that control the monsters.

[09:05:00] But that's all bad.

[09:05:02] It is very bad, but it's so good,

[09:05:05] and it makes it so scary.

[09:05:07] And then I swear, there's no greater high

[09:05:10] that you will feel than when you beat something like that,

[09:05:13] because you feel like you're so scared,

[09:05:16] and you're like, I'm never gonna beat this.

[09:05:17] And then you beat it, and you're like,

[09:05:18] oh my God, I can't believe I did it.

[09:05:21] Okay, well then I want to start with what's all I don't even know if it's technically a scary game

[09:05:26] But it is it is to me if that would be um

[09:05:30] What's it called the damn uh, subnautica

[09:05:36] That is some scary shit

[09:05:41] Don't you think or no

[09:05:44] It's hard because like

[09:05:47] I can see creepy, but like

[09:05:49] It's not like scary, scary.

[09:05:52] Oh man, but just...

[09:05:53] I beat it!

[09:05:55] You beat it?

[09:05:56] Yes!

[09:05:58] Okay, so I know, I think Connor also beat it.

[09:06:02] I think he said it's really great, and you said it's really great.

[09:06:05] Every single person I've ever talked to is like,

[09:06:07] Oh my god, Subnautica is the best game.

[09:06:11] And so now I feel like I'm just, I'm missing out.

[09:06:15] And Outer Worlds is another one that's super popular.

[09:06:19] Oh, Outer Worlds or Outer Wilds?

[09:06:23] Uh, Outer Wilds?

[09:06:25] Yeah, I wanna play that one too. I installed it, but I wanna play it.

[09:06:30] But they said beware of spoilers.

[09:06:33] Oh yeah, that's true.

[09:06:36] Alright, so there's lots of horror games. Subnautica, Plus, all the cool ones you mentioned.

[09:06:42] Alright, there's a lot.

[09:06:43] a lot. Otter Wilds has to be like sub-mode-exclusive, trusted people.

[09:06:55] I have selective reading disease.

[09:06:58] Which means you only see the spoilers?

[09:07:00] Which means I see whatever I want to see, whatever I want.

[09:07:04] Wait, how does that work?

[09:07:09] Uh...

[09:07:11] It works for me.

[09:07:13] What I see is only spoilers.

[09:07:15] Like, I read, like, every message, and...

[09:07:18] And then they just...

[09:07:20] I just always get hooked by...

[09:07:22] Like, immediately.

[09:07:26] I wanna see what I wanna see.

[09:07:29] That is the way to be.

[09:07:31] He was the biggest one I've ever read, B.W.A.

[09:07:34] Giiwi had one of the most fun names to say on Twitch.

[09:07:39] I love Giiwi.

[09:07:43] It's just so much fun to say Giiwi.

[09:07:45] Boy, little.

[09:07:50] But, is Giiwi an experienced stardew valier?

[09:07:59] I think Yuri enjoys the Sardu of Valys.

[09:08:04] Ah, well, I'm like, painfully addicted, which is...

[09:08:10] Not a good thing, but yep.

[09:08:12] It's really summer squash.

[09:08:18] I forgot, what is this...

[09:08:20] What is this unlocked, this, uh, the Earthquake?

[09:08:23] The good Earthquake yesterday.

[09:08:25] Was it the quarry?

[09:08:27] Oh my god, Earthquake!

[09:08:29] Earthquake!

[09:08:32] I think not yet. I think it was this far.

[09:08:40] The gym that I... I think I told you this already, but the gym that I go to, right?

[09:08:44] Every day, I'm the youngest guy by about 30 years.

[09:08:48] But, I've finally gained the courage to, because the gym sits on a natural hot spring,

[09:08:56] That I I jump in there and and just babe the dudes for about

[09:09:03] 10 minutes every day

[09:09:06] Yeah

[09:09:07] I'm still kind of shy about it

[09:09:12] I'm getting I'm getting used to it

[09:09:16] But how many people's Jim sits on a natural months frame that's awesome

[09:09:23] Yeah, that's worth it

[09:09:26] But that's my own morning guys, so okay, time to get naked, and don't put a lot of water

[09:09:33] with everybody.

[09:09:34] So, I'm getting there.

[09:09:37] That's awesome.

[09:09:39] Thank you, I feel empowered by it.

[09:09:45] So, the natural hot springs of Tokyo.

[09:09:50] Probably just like they put a bath salt in there.

[09:09:52] Alright, are you in the mines again?

[09:09:55] Yeah. Uh, I'm kinda confused, cause there's no...

[09:10:03] Well, what does it mean?

[09:10:06] There's no what now?

[09:10:10] There's like no...

[09:10:14] There's no floor.

[09:10:17] She's lost in the mines.

[09:10:19] Oh, you mean you can't find the stupid staircase?

[09:10:22] Yeah, it's like not here.

[09:10:26] It gotta be, right?

[09:10:40] To find it?

[09:10:41] Well...

[09:10:42] If I remember correctly, Outer Wilds has a unique custom game engine as in

[09:10:46] to simulate space and some code magic

[09:10:48] instead of the player moving around the game world

[09:10:50] world, in and out towards the game world, moves around the player.

[09:10:54] Uh, nothing once again. I'm fishing, so that's kind of helpful, but I know that you're actually

[09:11:00] putting in... when you find iron, it's over. But I know that it's just the uh, the old

[09:11:08] human body's nothing to be worried about, but I'm cool, I'm, I'm, I'm shy.

[09:11:13] You're pet-cooked? You're shy?

[09:11:16] Yes!

[09:11:17] I don't want anybody to see me naked.

[09:11:20] It's, it's, you know, very shy of you.

[09:11:24] But it's, I know it's culturally like, not a big deal, so I just say, alright, go in there and do it!

[09:11:35] Aw, you know I caught that fish! I got the pike!

[09:11:39] All I'm trying to do is get you enough money for a copper pickaxe.

[09:11:49] Oh my god, you can fish in here?

[09:11:52] Oh yeah, buddy.

[09:11:53] Get that cage fish.

[09:12:09] I

[09:12:14] Can't but this is the laziest Saturday I've ever had this is

[09:12:20] I love this

[09:12:29] Nothing you just gotta find I'll go to the mines with you too. Can we like go at the same time?

[09:12:34] I'm gonna mine. I don't need to fish no more. I've got my blueberry set. I'm good

[09:12:44] Imagine the progress we can make if two of us are digging

[09:12:54] What's that Rob CD

[09:12:56] I'm broken CD.

[09:13:00] I thought it was like Rob's...

[09:13:02] He's in the mines? What is he doing there?

[09:13:06] Knowing Rob, he'd be like, yeah, mate, there's curry night down here, so I came for a curry.

[09:13:18] The only downside about having Connor out for the, for this entire cyclathon is that

[09:13:24] There's no sleigh this fire two nights

[09:13:29] Why couldn't he just do both why is he so effing lazy I

[09:13:34] Swear he's like

[09:13:37] Cycling

[09:13:41] I found my own broken

[09:13:46] I don't know

[09:13:54] So what would be a common question that you might ask him like when are we going to play this?

[09:13:58] You're gonna be like, I don't know.

[09:14:00] And he'll go, he'll always do like this inhale where he's like, I don't know.

[09:14:06] He learned that in Japan.

[09:14:08] That's a great, the perfect technique.

[09:14:11] If you ask somebody something in Japanese and they go, pssst.

[09:14:16] No matter what you ask him.

[09:14:17] He always does this inhale thing and he does a, don't know and I'm just saying bro, here it comes.

[09:14:24] These sucking and air means you're gonna get a bad answer and there's no way out of it.

[09:14:29] It never fails. I always know if I can start sucking and air, I already know.

[09:14:34] That is definitely Japanese-coded.

[09:14:39] Oh no.

[09:14:40] Oh my god, boy, here we go.

[09:14:43] I'm gonna start a pie, too.

[09:14:46] I'm gonna use that against you as well.

[09:14:48] What the fuck?

[09:14:50] I'm sure that you have your own, I don't know, that you use, right?

[09:15:01] Or is yours just like an expletive where you're like, ah fuck you, or I don't know, like what's

[09:15:10] I think that's what I do. I think I just go, uh, you're just, no. Nope. All right, so.

[09:15:27] I'm just saying some weird shit that I heard on the internet. First thing in the, I live

[09:15:34] on the internet now. I don't know why. Today. All right, so tomorrow I'll go with you to

[09:15:39] the mines we're gonna have what's the lowest floor you've been to so far

[09:15:44] 21 not tomorrow tomorrow we reach 30 or we die in the mines we die in the mines

[09:15:52] I'm serious it's 30 or bust I ain't here for no crabs 30 all the way I'm gonna

[09:16:07] I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, although I gave you, do you have a, do you have a better sword?

[09:16:12] No, I just have a small, still, still small sword.

[09:16:16] Do you have two of them or just a one?

[09:16:17] I got two of them.

[09:16:19] Okay, can I have mine back?

[09:16:20] Yeah, of course you can.

[09:16:22] Thank you, I, because I, I don't want to use this rusty, crappy, awful sword.

[09:16:27] Hey, Koopa's on my bed.

[09:16:29] Koopa, what a good boy.

[09:16:33] He's the best.

[09:16:35] All right, so I trust you tomorrow to bring the

[09:16:42] The extra sword is that cool

[09:16:46] Yeah, okay, I'm gonna leave my

[09:16:51] My axe and my rusty ass sword

[09:16:57] I'm gonna bring some wild horse radish

[09:17:01] Into the mines

[09:17:03] Okay. Alright.

[09:17:08] Level 30, or we suck.

[09:17:15] Level 2, come back.

[09:17:18] Level 2, come back.

[09:17:20] I want to play Street Fighter 6 again.

[09:17:26] Even though they had that...

[09:17:28] Yeah, dude, it's so good, it's so good.

[09:17:31] I heard they're bringing her in a character.

[09:17:33] Ingrid? Yeah, she's very mouse coded.

[09:17:36] She's really boring.

[09:17:38] Yes. Did you hear the controversy or that they're patching because of Alex?

[09:17:43] Was it a controversy or was it going on?

[09:17:46] Well, really unfortunate. He is, it's like, Alex is the main character of Street Fighter 3 and then they brought him into 5 and then into 6.

[09:17:55] And in Six's story mode, he's like...

[09:18:00] They said it was a mistranslation, but it was...

[09:18:03] He marries his stepsister kind of.

[09:18:09] And then it was not well received.

[09:18:12] And everyone was like, what the hell?

[09:18:14] And then they're like, oh, we're going to patch the story.

[09:18:16] It didn't come out the way we wanted it to.

[09:18:21] So they're switching that one up.

[09:18:24] So, but that's, that was the most recent character.

[09:18:26] Alright, I'm waiting for you at the other furnaces, but I do need...

[09:18:29] And what if I get hit by lightning?

[09:18:32] If you get hit by lightning, then I will fight the gods and through it!

[09:18:37] His second cousin, that's what it was.

[09:18:39] It was, it was his second cousin that he raised as a family member.

[09:18:47] What?

[09:18:48] I don't know why they did, that's what's going on in the Street Fighter 6 room.

[09:18:53] Okay, let me put the...

[09:18:55] I put it in the cat.

[09:18:57] Cat.

[09:18:58] Uh...

[09:18:59] Thank you.

[09:19:01] Okay, this does not sound like thunder.

[09:19:03] It sounds like explosion.

[09:19:06] Let's get the hell out of here.

[09:19:08] Into the mines!

[09:19:12] Holy shit.

[09:19:14] This is a big thunderstorm.

[09:19:18] Ooh, I found a... a buck.

[09:19:20] Ooh.

[09:19:21] But that is not under, that is a fucking nuclear bomb going off every time.

[09:19:32] We're safe in the mines.

[09:19:36] Oh wait, today's a good day to catch a rare fish.

[09:19:42] Ah well.

[09:19:44] Alright, down to 20.

[09:19:47] Here we go. 30 or bust.

[09:19:54] Down, down, down the road, down the witch's road.

[09:20:07] And in we go.

[09:20:12] I'm not running from you little slime streets.

[09:20:16] Okay.

[09:20:17] Have you found iron yet?

[09:20:20] No, but I found the exit.

[09:20:22] Oh, hell yeah!

[09:20:24] On to 30!

[09:20:26] I'm gonna find the exit this time.

[09:20:29] In fact, I found the first exit.

[09:20:31] You found the second.

[09:20:32] I bet you I find more exits.

[09:20:35] Or will you exit contest?

[09:20:37] Exit contest.

[09:20:41] And I ain't gonna lose.

[09:20:43] Found it!

[09:20:44] Oh shit he got it!

[09:20:46] Hell yeah!

[09:20:47] Come on!

[09:20:48] I'll wait before I start attacking.

[09:20:50] There's two to one!

[09:20:58] They like fart to death.

[09:21:00] They do fart to death, which is a terrible way to go.

[09:21:06] They just fart to death.

[09:21:08] I found it!

[09:21:09] No!

[09:21:11] Damn it, I should have gotten that way!

[09:21:15] Wait, I think I was right about you!

[09:21:19] What's up with the game, Hunter?

[09:21:23] I think that was a tie, right?

[09:21:25] Yeah.

[09:21:30] Okay, so it's a 2-2.

[09:21:35] That is... always a 10-4.

[09:21:37] What the...

[09:21:38] It's not fair!

[09:21:40] This is the Godfist! She's gonna beat me!

[09:21:42] You ever heard of a job? Oh, you mean the thing that I have that you don't have?

[09:21:45] You...

[09:21:46] Move!

[09:21:49] This...

[09:21:50] Is like...

[09:21:51] And also, I found it, but it was already unfounded, so it doesn't count.

[09:21:55] Do you know how many crappy jobs we've also had?

[09:22:00] Did we even talk about all of this?

[09:22:02] Like, I think every person in this town has a crappy job.

[09:22:07] I found it, it's over here.

[09:22:10] Ah, shit.

[09:22:12] But I didn't find it, it was already uncovered.

[09:22:14] It was still 3-3, so it's 4-4.

[09:22:19] Yeah, how do you get that ring of light on?

[09:22:23] Oh, I found it. I have a small glow ring, would you like it?

[09:22:28] No, no, no, I can't take your glow ring.

[09:22:31] I don't even, I forgot that I even had it.

[09:22:33] I found it!

[09:22:35] I'm already uncovered though.

[09:22:37] You're not gonna get in the fucking room.

[09:22:42] If you ask me for my ring, I'm gonna go...

[09:22:45] I don't know.

[09:22:47] Aw, now!

[09:22:49] I don't think you've...

[09:22:50] Okay, let's go.

[09:22:52] 28.

[09:22:53] Give me 29 before mouse.

[09:22:57] Cause right now it's 4-4.

[09:22:59] Also, we have enough to upgrade your uh...

[09:23:17] Oh, there's a mine cart, maybe.

[09:23:18] I got it!

[09:23:23] I gotta go to the... I gotta grab the mine cart, cause there's a bucket of coal down here.

[09:23:29] Oh no, I can't go back up there, whoops, I went down.

[09:23:32] It's alright, I grabbed it.

[09:23:36] And I found a Topaz.

[09:23:38] Oh, Topaz...

[09:23:41] I found the other one!

[09:23:43] Son of a- I thought we had an agreement where I was-

[09:23:47] Okay, sorry, I- I- I got too excited.

[09:23:49] No, you- you've already won, so...

[09:23:52] That means we get the new item here.

[09:23:55] What the-

[09:23:55] Oh no, we- there is no item.

[09:23:57] There is no item!

[09:23:59] 35 or bust

[09:24:03] If you can't get to 35, then what are we even doing?

[09:24:18] I want to find 40 and I want to actually find this one before

[09:24:22] I have this glow ring the entire time and you're in the mines I'm not really dark

[09:24:37] I am a little...

[09:24:39] But I like to see...

[09:24:41] Oh! I see red-growing stone.

[09:24:46] You see it?

[09:24:48] Oh, it's copper.

[09:24:50] Copper shitter.

[09:24:53] Ah, I'm gonna see when I'm blind.

[09:24:59] I need to eat some of these wild horse radishes I brought.

[09:25:03] Because my energy is low.

[09:25:05] Hello.

[09:25:06] Oh my gosh, really?

[09:25:08] Did you bring any snacks?

[09:25:10] I did.

[09:25:13] Get away from me, bat.

[09:25:19] Okay, maybe we don't find 40, but we found 30.

[09:25:22] I found it!

[09:25:24] Okay, 35 is still in play.

[09:25:29] Dude, there's way up there.

[09:25:31] This better be a quick one.

[09:25:35] We need this one to be super quick.

[09:25:41] Come on, Pete. Walk in.

[09:25:43] She doesn't even have your good ring.

[09:25:46] I don't.

[09:25:48] She can't see shit.

[09:25:49] What the fuck does he see?

[09:25:52] And you still, you can't beat it.

[09:25:59] Okay, I'll have to do more horse riding.

[09:26:01] Well, still, making it down to 30 was a big improvement.

[09:26:10] Found it!

[09:26:12] Boom!

[09:26:13] Left side.

[09:26:14] Left.

[09:26:15] West?

[09:26:16] I don't know why I said left.

[09:26:19] West?

[09:26:20] West side?

[09:26:21] West side?

[09:26:22] Oh.

[09:26:23] Oh my God!

[09:26:24] It was there.

[09:26:25] When you're a jet going, uh oh, that's not good, is it?

[09:26:30] This guy's not gonna make it.

[09:26:32] Ah, he's dropped the thing! Follow me!

[09:26:34] Run!

[09:26:36] Okay, we're not gonna sit there in the gas cloud.

[09:26:38] Alright, one more and we win.

[09:26:43] We just need to get to 35.

[09:26:45] I found it!

[09:26:46] Shit, yeah!

[09:26:51] Okay, wait, 35. I thought this was going to-

[09:26:53] I found the hole again!

[09:26:54] Okay, banger!

[09:26:56] Boom!

[09:26:57] Ain't no way you get to 37.

[09:27:00] I'm gonna eat some more horseradish okay you found like eight of them, and I found like one

[09:27:13] He's just watching I didn't like him

[09:27:17] I'm not a fan

[09:27:20] Found it. Bam! 37 and 38 back to back. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, where is it? I can't even see it

[09:27:27] Uh, just south of where you ate.

[09:27:32] Oh my god.

[09:27:36] And then the coal.

[09:27:38] If we can make it to 40, we're actually the gods of this game.

[09:27:42] We're so close.

[09:27:45] Ah!

[09:27:48] I found it!

[09:27:50] I found it at 100. It's right next to the entrance.

[09:27:53] Okay, let's fucking do it. One more and we get to 40. That's 20 floors in one run.

[09:28:00] All right, go for broke.

[09:28:02] Ah, bug.

[09:28:04] I can find this. I can find this. Boom. Nope.

[09:28:09] Boom.

[09:28:10] How about a little bit of...

[09:28:13] Got it! There it is!

[09:28:14] No way!

[09:28:15] 40!

[09:28:16] Where is it?

[09:28:18] It's just south.

[09:28:19] Oh my god!

[09:28:21] Look at that!

[09:28:22] We did it!

[09:28:24] That's crazy!

[09:28:26] We got a slingshot!

[09:28:28] I'll never use that.

[09:28:30] I'll never use it either.

[09:28:32] Okay, I'm going back.

[09:28:34] Hey, you know what?

[09:28:36] 20 floors in one run

[09:28:38] is actually pretty good.

[09:28:40] Reach the bottom of the line.

[09:28:46] Yeah!

[09:28:48] Oh shit, it's making me.

[09:28:50] In the rain they drop rare fish.

[09:28:54] They do?

[09:28:55] Yeah.

[09:28:56] Well scared me.

[09:29:03] Oh come on.

[09:29:05] Does this give me minus 70 energy?

[09:29:10] I can eat green corn.

[09:29:13] I can eat algae.

[09:29:15] So, to complete the... whatever, the community center?

[09:29:24] By the way, a crown's going to be destroyed by lightning?

[09:29:26] Well, we can't really do much about that.

[09:29:29] I don't have any protection against the elements at this time.

[09:29:35] Hopefully they didn't attack my beautiful blueberries.

[09:29:39] A bull head.

[09:29:46] Well, you're really battling that one. Look at it.

[09:29:55] Come on.

[09:30:04] Ooh, perfect.

[09:30:09] You're still going.

[09:30:14] Come on, come on, come on.

[09:30:17] Chub!

[09:30:21] A 12 inch chub, not bad.

[09:30:25] Wait, I got an Omni Geode.

[09:30:28] Ooh, Omni Geode, that's good.

[09:30:32] We caught the King Lunker.

[09:30:35] You were like Ludwig on the RV trip,

[09:30:37] trip just fighting for that fish for an hour dude we crushed that but I'm mine

[09:31:07] All that for a chud.

[09:31:24] All that for a chud.

[09:31:26] Not even worth.

[09:31:28] Alright, we made it though.

[09:31:31] All the way down to...

[09:31:32] Oh wait.

[09:31:33] my ring. Just a 12-inch chud. Great. Exactly what we needed.

[09:31:48] I gotta sell them. I gotta sell them. I gotta sell them.

[09:31:58] Beautiful summer day. I'm gonna drop it in the the stone box

[09:32:04] We're dropping my my special glimmering for me

[09:32:10] Yeah, there you go. What I?

[09:32:14] Gotta knock out a couple of these

[09:32:17] My my chores

[09:32:20] but now

[09:32:22] From level 40 we can get iron

[09:32:24] And today I can uh, do you want me to do poppers or upgrade your

[09:32:34] Yeah, we're doing poppers up in here. I meant uh like pepper poppers like peppers. I

[09:32:42] Don't know why I was like I just want to eat poppers jalapenos

[09:32:45] I

[09:32:47] Don't think about another type of water, but okay. Well, there's another type of popper

[09:32:53] So this is I only I learned like 12 new things from you every

[09:33:00] And then I say them later and they're like where the hell did you learn that?

[09:33:06] What's what is a popper

[09:33:09] Is a drug is it oh is it a good one?

[09:33:15] Drugs are bad for you.

[09:33:17] Oh, okay. Well, not coffee. Coffee and, like, caffeine are drugs.

[09:33:21] That's true.

[09:33:23] I like that one.

[09:33:25] Or is it, like, I'm, I've heard, like, of a pill popper.

[09:33:29] No, this is, this is a, this is a different type of popper.

[09:33:34] Okay.

[09:33:35] I've got an Omni Geo. I wonder how much this is gonna cost.

[09:33:39] Well, wait, wait, wait. Before you go, take these, take the other geodes so that Clint can be, like,

[09:33:43] useful the crappy little regular ad geodes

[09:33:48] peat poppy flowers they contain opium the man component in morphine morphine's

[09:33:54] not a bad drug it helped me when I had my appendix taken out

[09:33:59] yeah but you shouldn't be taking morphine unless it's your extreme pain from surgery

[09:34:04] that's true I I've well I've never had access to it in any other capacity

[09:34:11] See you guys are much more knowledgeable about this. I'm gonna buy some poppers then from Pierre. Oh

[09:34:18] My god Pierre selling poppers look up. Oh

[09:34:22] I'm the counter. He doesn't sell them up front. Oh, no, you got to know a guy

[09:34:29] And a morphine drip roll I was on that lot it

[09:34:33] Done lot it. Yeah, that's like hospital heroin

[09:34:36] I don't need that one.

[09:34:38] Wow, I don't think I need that one.

[09:34:40] I already have ADHD, which is like a superpower.

[09:34:42] That one is like way stronger than morphine.

[09:34:48] 34 should do it.

[09:34:50] Wait a minute. I'm not even here.

[09:34:52] I'm not here for you.

[09:34:54] Yeah, I hate you.

[09:34:58] We need tomatoes.

[09:35:00] I don't need tomatoes.

[09:35:02] I think I'm going to go with... that's enough. I will save the rest of our cat.

[09:35:22] Corn is good. I just don't have enough space on the farm yet.

[09:35:26] You know what though? Eff it. I'll make space.

[09:35:30] You're not in the mood corn, you get in the mood.

[09:35:34] That's expensive, never mind, I can buy like two of them, I'm not gonna buy those.

[09:35:42] I have to wait. After our first blueberry harvest...

[09:35:52] Oh yes, we need 2,000 bucks for that.

[09:35:55] He broke we did spend it on Omni Geodes and poppers

[09:36:00] We did

[09:36:02] So part of that

[09:36:04] too many poppers

[09:36:06] And I need to get some I

[09:36:10] Need to get some saps

[09:36:13] Saps a

[09:36:17] Lot and fertilizer actually we can use speed grow that sounds fun

[09:36:25] This is a mess. Look at this farm. What happened to this lightning storm?

[09:36:35] Uh-oh.

[09:36:36] Alright, night.

[09:36:37] Who's this stupid kid?

[09:36:39] Vincent? Is that who that dumb kid is?

[09:36:43] Sam, trying to do a kickflip.

[09:36:45] You can't do one. Give it up, bro. You suck. You stink.

[09:36:49] It couldn't be hard, man. I feel bad for him now.

[09:36:52] Give it up, bro, you sink.

[09:36:57] Give it up, bro, you're washed.

[09:37:10] See, that's what I'm thinking of.

[09:37:11] I like when I think of poppers, I'm thinking of a delicious jalapeno.

[09:37:18] A jalapeno popper?

[09:37:20] Yeah, they stuff it with cheese.

[09:37:22] Tell me that doesn't sound amazing.

[09:37:28] I try a jalapeno popper.

[09:37:30] Hell yeah you would.

[09:37:32] You would love a jalapeno popper.

[09:37:34] Popping a jalapeno or two.

[09:37:38] After I plant this crappy thing, are we going to hit the mines again tomorrow?

[09:37:44] You got to get them right every time you go to the coffee.

[09:37:50] After I do my little my little sad sack of oh my gosh I have to water my crops. Oh

[09:38:00] I have minerals

[09:38:07] What do we do with all of our gemstones

[09:38:14] I think we're supposed to give them to uh or seldom

[09:38:20] I found Clay and Jack Off-Oyed.

[09:38:26] I am 99% sure that is not a periodic element.

[09:38:36] Excuse me, what is the Jack Off-Oyed?

[09:38:38] Jack Off-Oyed.

[09:38:39] Can I get that with my poppers please?

[09:38:43] I didn't know what a slingshot was until I became a teenager and I saw one on TV.

[09:39:09] Do you ever see a potato bazooka?

[09:39:12] No.

[09:39:13] Those suck if you're the shot at you.

[09:39:16] What?

[09:39:17] Those are like, uh, they're like, it's like they're these homemade American weapons where they fire potatoes at high speeds.

[09:39:27] What the heck?

[09:39:28] Kids had them in my, uh, my neighborhood.

[09:39:32] Those are scary shit.

[09:39:34] Those are real.

[09:39:37] Spud launchers. They hurt.

[09:39:41] I guess with my free time today, I will run fifth.

[09:39:49] Okay, I'll waste my day fishing.

[09:39:53] Well, it's never a waste of a day to fish.

[09:39:57] And we gotta get you that upgraded axe.

[09:40:03] Yeah.

[09:40:06] I wish I could skip the bronze and go right to Iron.

[09:40:10] Skip the bronze age.

[09:40:14] Oh, God, earlier chopping to me.

[09:40:17] Run away.

[09:40:18] Sir, please!

[09:40:21] I wanna sell you a fish! Please! Don't leave!

[09:40:26] Gonna sell your chud?

[09:40:28] I wanna sell my chud.

[09:40:30] Your 12-inch chud.

[09:40:33] I'm ready to catch some fish.

[09:40:54] I caught River Jelly, son of a bear.

[09:41:02] i'm ready to walk in

[09:41:04] rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[09:41:10] i don't know

[09:41:12] i go into people's garbage

[09:41:15] as long as they don't catch you

[09:41:17] totally valid

[09:41:18] i want them to see

[09:41:19] that's a bitch thing

[09:41:21] i want them to see it

[09:41:24] you just open the trash and stare at them

[09:41:26] you just watch it

[09:41:27] yeah

[09:41:28] i'm gonna take a big ass fork

[09:41:30] and then bang the trash can.

[09:41:32] You'd like to make the sound?

[09:41:34] Yeah.

[09:41:35] They know, they know it's me.

[09:41:38] How big is a big ass fork?

[09:41:40] Really big.

[09:41:41] I got talking like a huge fork used to stir a big pot of food.

[09:41:48] Do you use forks to stir foods?

[09:41:52] Yes.

[09:41:54] I'm talking like the biggest pond fork you could ever see.

[09:41:58] Okay, so like maybe like a pitchfork

[09:42:03] Can I sell this chud?

[09:42:06] Yeah, you can throw it in the throw the chud in the the box near the house

[09:42:12] I'm selling this chud

[09:42:18] I would like to catch a fish who put all their garbage in the lake

[09:42:22] Was me

[09:42:24] I know, it was probably Elliot. All these crappy manuscripts.

[09:42:30] Wow, look how beautiful this looks. They're the best farm war.

[09:42:42] Quit littering in the town lake.

[09:42:49] Pool of broken CD.

[09:42:51] I can get a nose.

[09:42:54] And they get away from me.

[09:42:57] Did you, uh, did you collect CDs when you were younger?

[09:43:00] No.

[09:43:05] I, uh, I made an awful mistake. By the way, I made my sub alert.

[09:43:08] This, I fucking did it three times in a row.

[09:43:11] I made my sub alert the same sound as a fish being caught.

[09:43:19] And I just keep yanking the rod out of the water three like,

[09:43:24] Um, I know I'm supposed to fish for bubbles, but I got locked into this.

[09:43:34] I'm going to catch this fresh fish, fresh fish.

[09:43:40] And it's that.

[09:43:42] What were that?

[09:43:45] DVDs?

[09:43:46] No.

[09:43:49] Blu-ray no.

[09:43:50] I remember there were these scams that we used to fall for that I don't know what to

[09:43:59] fall for it was like some sort of product or the like if you if you do this you can get

[09:44:03] 12 CDs for the price of 899 and then you would send it in and they'd be like you owe us 1199

[09:44:12] for the rest of your life and you're like wait no I do I do remember that I forgot the

[09:44:20] name of like the product though Columbia house yeah that was the name

[09:44:26] Columbia house how did they get away with this yeah that's good old days

[09:44:32] evil company they're evil companies okay so wait we need to Adobe now bro right

[09:44:43] Adobe is greedy F.

[09:44:46] Adobe you son of a...

[09:44:49] Dylan you son of a bitch.

[09:44:59] Okay, I don't have any...

[09:45:05] Who?

[09:45:06] Uh oh.

[09:45:07] So if I, I mean if I go to the mines with you,

[09:45:10] Thank you. I gotta find some.

[09:45:13] I have parsnips.

[09:45:15] Those parsnips are a gift for Pam.

[09:45:18] Bad Pam.

[09:45:20] What are you doing? Those are the parsnips. Those are Pam's parsnips.

[09:45:24] They're bad Pam. They're my parsnips.

[09:45:28] God damn it.

[09:45:31] I need to start needing parsnips in the caves.

[09:45:35] Um, yep.

[09:45:37] Those are pimps!

[09:45:38] Oh, that's fine.

[09:45:39] So all parsnips are now property of Iron Mouth.

[09:45:42] I own all the parsnips.

[09:45:45] Alright, what day is it?

[09:45:47] If it's, okay, hey, it's raining again.

[09:45:50] There's a ghost outside.

[09:45:55] That means I don't have to water all these crops.

[09:45:58] What a- isn't that a pretty little farm down there, though?

[09:46:01] Yeah, you did a good job.

[09:46:04] I need to bring, uh, parsnips, Pamsnips.

[09:46:12] I'll bring some carrots.

[09:46:17] Okadukit.

[09:46:20] Alright, is it- now it's mine time!

[09:46:23] Oh, that should go the way you want.

[09:46:26] It's a bit faster.

[09:46:30] I hear the mines are calling.

[09:46:34] Oh great my food!

[09:46:39] Mmm, I'll cut up a pack of lung for mining.

[09:46:44] Well she didn't have the glow ring, she couldn't see shit.

[09:46:50] He's got the call.

[09:46:55] Alright wait, Stardew Nerds, when it's raining in the summer, are there any fish that I need to catch that are not available later?

[09:47:03] That is a call-out to the to the Omega nerds

[09:47:09] Level 40, let's go if dear but sturgeon, okay

[09:47:13] Sturgeon I got the catfish

[09:47:19] Look

[09:47:29] The exit

[09:47:33] These guys are little suit sprites. They're so cute.

[09:47:38] Uh-uh. It's not the meme of,

[09:47:40] I am a sturgeon!

[09:47:42] It's not, it's not the meme of-

[09:47:43] I am a sturgeon!

[09:47:47] That guy was a surgeon.

[09:47:51] Ooh, more iron.

[09:47:58] Paul is sturgeon, but not for me. Also wrong.

[09:48:03] Jesus Christ! This is like the king of slimes!

[09:48:08] The king of slimes.

[09:48:14] You know.

[09:48:16] I don't need a sneak and copper.

[09:48:18] Okay, maybe one. I'll get one, you get one. Okay.

[09:48:24] Go down!

[09:48:25] Found the acme!

[09:48:28] At least there's a secret over here though. Not a secret, but a...

[09:48:31] But I, uh, nice find.

[09:48:35] There's a crate. Sometimes you get some good shit from crates.

[09:48:39] They got nothing.

[09:48:41] Run away!

[09:48:50] If you attack the boxes with your sword, you don't lose any energy.

[09:48:54] Oh, okay, that's smart.

[09:48:57] Oh, he dropped the, uh, the ladder, this little soup supply.

[09:49:01] Nice.

[09:49:06] I don't know why swinging swords doesn't cost energy, but I'm thankful for it.

[09:49:10] Yeah.

[09:49:12] You're now free to go around the country.

[09:49:15] Every time I hear that ding, I hear that stupid commercial.

[09:49:19] From Jet Blue air or whatever you guys like to talk about.

[09:49:22] Oh, bro.

[09:49:26] Nothing beats a dick to do holiday?

[09:49:29] Haha. Nothing beats a jet to all of it.

[09:49:34] Uh, okay. Let me run down there. So we're already at 40... let's get to 15.

[09:49:42] Die, slime. You can't stop me.

[09:49:48] Actually, you did a very good job of stopping me. You just wrecked my shit.

[09:49:53] We really got to get us an upgraded axe or pickaxe.

[09:50:03] Oh, I got a coffee bean!

[09:50:07] Those are great!

[09:50:11] That's a clutch find.

[09:50:13] I can't remember if they make more coffee beans.

[09:50:20] That's cool, we can help each other.

[09:50:34] Where's the staircase?

[09:50:36] Where's the main opening?

[09:50:39] Boom.

[09:50:40] Out of here.

[09:50:41] Okay, I gotta crawl.

[09:50:42] I'm just gonna do this one.

[09:50:43] I think I'm gonna have to go through this one.

[09:50:46] This one.

[09:50:50] I think.

[09:50:51] Yes.

[09:50:53] Is this the one that you got and got lost in last time?

[09:50:56] Yeah.

[09:50:57] I like this.

[09:51:02] So if I play at one coffee, when it harbors,

[09:51:06] doesn't it drop like three seeds?

[09:51:09] Big sw- Ooh, special start.

[09:51:11] That one's where I got my Glimmer.

[09:51:16] We give you better swords, our swords are trash!

[09:51:23] This guy is freaking me.

[09:51:28] What did he drop?

[09:51:34] He didn't drop any of that?

[09:51:38] He didn't drop any of that?

[09:51:41] What a piece of shit!

[09:51:44] Pantsnips.

[09:51:46] What do you mean by pantsnips?

[09:51:52] Ding dong.

[09:51:55] Gotta get to 50.

[09:51:58] 50.

[09:51:59] I bet you at 50 they give us a cool sword. That's my guess.

[09:52:02] My lord.

[09:52:03] I hope.

[09:52:04] Give me sword.

[09:52:08] Okay.

[09:52:39] BUNNY BOOTS!

[09:52:40] GO GO GO GO GO!

[09:52:41] Uh, they almost killed me.

[09:52:42] Okay, last one.

[09:52:44] Try them or die.

[09:52:48] I'll need this guy.

[09:52:51] I bet you when I shoot...

[09:52:52] I knew that shoot would drop it!

[09:52:54] I knew it!

[09:52:55] I knew that guy would give it to us!

[09:52:57] Please be a sore.

[09:52:58] Oh my god, it's fucking boots!

[09:53:00] NOOOOO!

[09:53:02] I don't need...

[09:53:04] ...hundra boots.

[09:53:07] Two of the fans, I'll take it.

[09:53:09] Better than nothing.

[09:53:11] Uh, go ahead.

[09:53:13] Spring or summer.

[09:53:15] Plants, place five beans and a keg to make coffee.

[09:53:18] I'll tell you what, I'm gonna go back.

[09:53:20] I'm gonna ask somebody.

[09:53:22] Uh, nerd alert, where's the sturgeon?

[09:53:25] Where is the sturgeon?

[09:53:29] Is it river, or is it...

[09:53:32] Mountain lake?

[09:53:34] It's that lake.

[09:53:36] Oh my god.

[09:53:38] of the mines. Sturgeon is Mountain Lake. Thank you, chatters. You guys are awesome.

[09:53:44] Holy, I gotta get out of here. I need a stronger sword. There's no way I die.

[09:53:49] Yeah, let me upgrade our weapons. Also, she's playing music in the rain.

[09:54:00] Mountain but not at night. Son of a bitch.

[09:54:03] So it's mountain morning rain.

[09:54:07] Okay, well this is still a good chance for me to get some money so we can upgrade.

[09:54:13] Look at that.

[09:54:16] Ooh.

[09:54:17] Well, I find another chud.

[09:54:21] If you find a 13-inch chud, you're the winner.

[09:54:28] I'm going to get a sturgeon right now, it's this weak little fish that's not moving.

[09:54:43] Oh, that was just a carp.

[09:54:55] fish is ocean right?

[09:55:13] guess who has a huge coke zero in the fridge?

[09:55:20] this guy

[09:55:21] Oh, I haven't got a coke in so long.

[09:55:25] I love Coke Zero.

[09:55:28] What is the difference between Coke Zero and regular Zero and regular Coke?

[09:55:33] I found the coke in glasses!

[09:55:36] I think Coke has calories and the other one is a poppy.

[09:55:40] It just makes me feel great.

[09:55:42] So much so.

[09:55:44] Did I kill yourself?

[09:55:46] Because you found broken glasses.

[09:55:49] It has no sugar as well.

[09:55:51] No sugar.

[09:55:53] Well, like, think about it.

[09:55:56] The biggest diet advice I ever got that actually worked for me was,

[09:56:01] this dude was like,

[09:56:03] hey man, don't drink your calories.

[09:56:05] And I was like, what?

[09:56:06] He was like, every time you have these little coques and these little juices,

[09:56:11] that's all just calories that you can't eat later.

[09:56:14] And I was like, well, you're right.

[09:56:16] That's true.

[09:56:18] That's very true.

[09:56:20] Coke Zero lets me get past that.

[09:56:24] It's like an infinite cheat code.

[09:56:28] So I have one every day that I save.

[09:56:35] That's why you eat all your drinks up for you.

[09:56:39] Freeze them up.

[09:56:41] I made a delicious smoothie today.

[09:56:45] A smoothie?

[09:56:47] Big fan of those.

[09:56:49] Eagle Linus.

[09:56:56] I've fished up some garbage for Mouse.

[09:57:00] We need two thousand dollars.

[09:57:03] Now, we actually need four thousand dollars.

[09:57:08] But here's the good news.

[09:57:10] When my blueberry harvest comes in,

[09:57:12] comes in we will be swimming in money

[09:57:21] women in it I'm also going to work the scarecrow go over here

[09:57:28] I need to plant this one card.

[09:57:35] I'm telling you, that's a freaking bomb.

[09:57:42] It's a bomb.

[09:57:48] I don't really need these boots, I guess.

[09:57:55] letter boots

[09:58:03] I need to find

[09:58:05] a single

[09:58:06] crop space for

[09:58:09] you know what I'm gonna

[09:58:11] for now

[09:58:14] did you move the uh... the scarecrows okay if you did I'm just asking

[09:58:19] I removed the scarecrow

[09:58:21] okay I think I moved the scarecrow

[09:58:25] I just want to make sure it was me being dumb, and now I've confirmed it.

[09:58:28] It is indeed me being dumb.

[09:58:32] Hug me!

[09:58:35] Can't see shit!

[09:58:37] Except for these irons!

[09:58:43] Boo!

[09:58:50] I wrong!

[09:58:52] I wrong!

[09:58:55] I

[09:58:58] Still your step scarecrow, yeah, sorry I need to plant one coffee bean

[09:59:07] I'm sorry to steal this

[09:59:11] No, I scared croap. That's the one you built for the quest isn't it? Yeah, sorry

[09:59:22] Here's the good news it when this works

[09:59:25] This single coffee bean will give us infinite energy.

[09:59:32] Infinite energy?

[09:59:34] Infinite energy.

[09:59:37] Oh my god, I need it.

[09:59:40] We deserve it.

[09:59:43] It's 1 AM.

[09:59:45] I got a rat!

[09:59:50] And look at all this money that's coming in.

[09:59:55] All right. Six fishing. Let's go. A bait maker, a spinner, a trap bobber, dammit, Bobby,

[10:00:08] Name of Bobby

[10:00:12] 515 gur

[10:00:14] But today's the day to check the TV for your new recipe as well

[10:00:24] Oh my god baked fish that's perfect for us. I can't say us

[10:00:33] I'm just gonna make a shit ton of bug steak

[10:00:35] Hey, that's a good idea.

[10:00:40] I'm gonna water all of our crappy crops.

[10:00:43] Oh, what are you doing?

[10:00:46] Just throw them all down.

[10:00:59] What a beautiful day.

[10:01:01] What the hell they've destroyed one of my blueberries.

[10:01:09] I'm actually going to riot.

[10:01:11] Do you know how much I cared about these blueberries?

[10:01:18] More than anything in my life except for my spitting point.

[10:01:24] It was but it was up there.

[10:01:27] Now it's gone.

[10:01:28] I can't believe it.

[10:01:33] I feel like that deserves a little popper break.

[10:01:38] He's gonna take more poppers quick!

[10:01:42] One more.

[10:01:43] Time to water them.

[10:01:46] You know what I miss playing that shaman from World of Warcraft that I played with you.

[10:01:52] I really liked that class.

[10:01:55] I was like, you know what, I kind of want to run that.

[10:01:58] I think that's the class I'm going to play as.

[10:02:01] I really had fun with the shaman.

[10:02:03] That was fun.

[10:02:05] A warlock.

[10:02:08] I have fun playing.

[10:02:10] Yeah, I want to do the housing too.

[10:02:15] OK, there we go.

[10:02:16] I've successfully planted all.

[10:02:19] There's a chud frenzy?

[10:02:20] Oh, no.

[10:02:21] Oh, shit, a chud frenzy.

[10:02:23] I don't want to be around that.

[10:02:25] That sounds scary.

[10:02:28] There's a bunch of chuds going.

[10:02:31] Oh no.

[10:02:33] Hit away from the chud frenzies.

[10:02:35] All right.

[10:02:36] Props have been watered.

[10:02:40] I have to pee.

[10:02:41] Did you make your bug steaks?

[10:02:42] I did.

[10:02:43] I could only make three though.

[10:02:45] That sucks.

[10:02:46] You need a lot of bug stuff to make a bug steak.

[10:02:50] All right, we can make a, no we can't make that.

[10:02:52] Let me see if the things Sonar, Bobber,

[10:02:54] Not even going to come close to happening.

[10:02:57] Shows what fish is on the line before it's caught.

[10:03:00] That's not useful.

[10:03:02] Trap bobber causes fish to escape.

[10:03:05] OK, that's useful.

[10:03:06] Do bobbers last forever?

[10:03:09] Oh, I did not water my coffee plant.

[10:03:10] Am I actually trying to throw it?

[10:03:12] Bobber the bobby.

[10:03:16] My one precious seed.

[10:03:20] There we go.

[10:03:22] Thank you, Chad.

[10:03:23] I'm gonna play this maybe wanna go back to my old Star do daddy save and play again

[10:03:30] We can switch farms. You'd like other ones won't be player

[10:03:39] You got a bit of this game

[10:03:41] My old game for like three years. I wonder what my farm looks like

[10:03:46] It's like if you ever played animal crossing on the

[10:03:49] the gamecube is great when you came back to your farm after like a year all of

[10:03:55] them had moved out and everything was just dead and they're like you abandoned

[10:03:58] us somebody made a video of making a hundred years past in Stardew Valley a

[10:04:05] hundred years in Stardew yeah they made the game go forward in time for

[10:04:11] two years and then it came back and everything was over.

[10:04:18] Everything was just mushrooms and trees.

[10:04:22] That sucks, so everything got overgrown and taken back?

[10:04:26] Yeah.

[10:04:28] That was a pretty funny video.

[10:04:31] I'm gonna be right back.

[10:04:33] Alright, I'm gonna build a bobber.

[10:04:36] Time waits for no one.

[10:04:38] The sh-

[10:04:40] Ooh, do I want a switch fishing tackle? Do I want guys?

[10:04:45] A trap bobber or a spinner bobber? I think the spinner. Let's get some fish faster.

[10:04:54] I trust in my old, my trusty reeling abilities.

[10:05:01] Give me the spinner.

[10:05:02] Alright, so let me see. How do I attach this to my...

[10:05:15] Wait, I don't think I can.

[10:05:18] I'm stupid. I need a... I need a different fishing rod. Well, I made it for the future. Great!

[10:05:29] Fun!

[10:05:31] That's just a bunch of kaka

[10:05:33] Ain't that a kick in the head

[10:05:37] All right, is there any other cool stuff that we can craft

[10:05:40] Deluxe bait yada yada yada

[10:05:44] Crab hot crab battle place it in the water load it with bait and check the next day to see if you've caught anything works in streams

[10:05:53] lakes and the ocean I

[10:05:56] Mean crap pot seems kind of fun

[10:06:01] I guess it's that's all we can really buy right now a tappers nice

[10:06:16] Preserves jar can be nice right we can make some jams

[10:06:20] I want to make a worm band what is this we got we also can make a bait maker place it

[10:06:31] fish inside you create a targeted bait that's cool they really up they've made a fishing

[10:06:36] really fun need a tapper 40 wood and two copper bars whoops fuck I mean nice language in

[10:06:50] case my kids watching. I want to make a tapper. Now I do need your guys' expertise here. Which

[10:07:03] one of these is like which tree do I put this stuff on? I can't tell by looking at it, but

[10:07:14] This one right here, this looks like a,

[10:07:18] I'll never forget my coffee plant.

[10:07:24] And,

[10:07:30] I guess, which one's Maple?

[10:07:36] Put on different types.

[10:07:37] Okay, I trust you.

[10:07:39] Let's let's clear the way for so when mouse walks by.

[10:07:46] I put this on there and still have it work. Let's find out.

[10:07:52] Okay, all she should have to do is walk out of her house and grab it.

[10:07:57] She should be good.

[10:08:05] Why not plant a new tree instead near the home?

[10:08:08] That's a great question. I think the answer to that is, predictably, I did not think of it.

[10:08:18] It never once crossed my mind, but that would be a more important solution.

[10:08:25] But now, looking back, yes, that is quite brilliant.

[10:08:31] Also, I think it's fun, you know, your farm, you go there and you say like, oh cool, look

[10:08:37] at my little place.

[10:08:38] This is where I, this is where I, woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

[10:08:41] All right, what else can we craft that's gonna be, I don't think we can make a bait maker

[10:08:46] because we don't have any corals or sea archers, I don't have a worm bin because I don't have

[10:08:51] gold, I can make a, give me back my preserved jar.

[10:08:57] later let's make a recycling machine turns trash turns fishing trash into

[10:09:11] resources that's gotta be good guys ain't no way that that's bad we have so

[10:09:19] much garbage that we find? I got a DIY achievement. Now I just gotta find out

[10:09:29] where all the trash is. Alright let's go fish some out right now and test this bad

[10:09:37] boy. There's my dead rice shoot. There's my broken CD. That's what I'm talking about.

[10:09:58] I think the hilltop farm lowkey, very charming. I've been very impressed with it. I think

[10:10:03] And my favorite part is the river that cuts through it.

[10:10:07] There's my broken glasses.

[10:10:12] I know it's the least chosen farm that you can choose in that it's not like a very late

[10:10:19] game effective farm, but I've really had fun with this one.

[10:10:25] I like the quarry.

[10:10:27] It seems useless right now.

[10:10:29] I'm hoping that it gets better.

[10:10:39] I picked the pond farm and it's awful.

[10:10:42] Wait, I don't even know what the pond farm is.

[10:10:50] You mean the wilderness farm?

[10:10:52] The Riverlands?

[10:10:59] Riverlands is alright.

[10:11:03] I like that it has parts of the fish smoker and it has this really cool feature where

[10:11:09] the bridges make natural boundaries where all you gotta do is put a gate on them and

[10:11:13] you can have like coops and ducks and things up there.

[10:11:19] River Jelly out of my lake.

[10:11:21] Okay, somebody must have chucked that in there.

[10:11:27] I do like playing around the terrain.

[10:11:28] And I also think like it's weird

[10:11:30] that once we get this thing set up,

[10:11:33] I feel like it'll be a very charming local area.

[10:11:36] Guys, I can't believe this.

[10:11:38] We've been playing this for three and a half hours.

[10:11:41] It honestly feels like I just started playing it an hour ago.

[10:11:46] hour ago. I like I can't believe time just goes this fast. 745 p.m. I must go to bed in

[10:12:07] six hours. I can't believe that. You're just fixing your clock for the cyclathon.

[10:12:15] on me yeah what do you mean you'll be ready it'll be perfect it'll be like as

[10:12:22] soon as they finish the cyclothon you'll be like okay good night I know you do

[10:12:31] it's I think you live on like your own global clock I want to make one more

[10:12:40] Recycle machine for us

[10:12:43] When I'm awake no matter what no matter what

[10:12:54] So if you ever find any trash throw it in this this crappy recycling

[10:13:03] No, I said throw it in the recycling bin

[10:13:05] No, it looks like I have to open the recycling bin.

[10:13:08] There you go. Don't throw it in the garbage. I'm trying to recycle.

[10:13:17] Hi.

[10:13:18] Good night.

[10:13:19] Ah-ha-ha, baguette, baked fish. Okay, I already know how to make that.

[10:13:29] Hey, level four mining. Cool.

[10:13:31] I can make a glowstone ring.

[10:13:36] No, don't have those.

[10:13:41] Ooh, a letter.

[10:13:46] I put a little after.

[10:13:51] Oh wow!

[10:13:53] Those gave us refined quartz just for a couple of crappy scooties.

[10:13:58] Back to work!

[10:14:05] Are you going to the mines again?

[10:14:10] I don't think I can go and play with my shit.

[10:14:13] Yeah I think we need that badly and we're 600 bucks away.

[10:14:19] I think I can make that fishing today.

[10:14:23] Time to go fishing.

[10:14:27] We just need 600, although the downside is you have to lose your pickaxe for like two

[10:14:32] days.

[10:14:34] Time for two days with poppers.

[10:14:40] Time for poppers.

[10:14:45] So just because you lose, you can use my pickaxe for like a day, but like that's so sad.

[10:14:53] like fuck it I don't want to be here on this planet if I don't have my my bronze pickaxe

[10:15:04] just think right now all the guys you know crass and the boys they're like all right tomorrow

[10:15:11] let's I'm sure Chris is like let's go I need as much food as humanly possible

[10:15:18] It's gonna be so much fun.

[10:15:22] I just can't stop thinking about how much I'm looking forward to it all.

[10:15:26] And it's gonna be fun.

[10:15:28] But the thing I look forward to the most every year.

[10:15:33] It's was on.

[10:15:35] Yep.

[10:15:36] It is my absolute favorite.

[10:15:47] Okay, I've almost finished watering our crappy crops.

[10:15:51] Boy, I've put so much time into these things

[10:15:54] we've had zero financial return off of them.

[10:15:57] I blew $4,000 at the start of summer on these.

[10:16:01] And we've got nothing so far.

[10:16:06] I swear it's gonna be worth it.

[10:16:09] And I hope so.

[10:16:10] I'm fishing.

[10:16:13] Thank you.

[10:16:13] Let's make as much as we can.

[10:16:17] I feel like I can sell these minerals.

[10:16:29] I don't know for sure, but I'm going to try.

[10:16:38] It's time, Rainbow Trout!

[10:16:45] Oooh!

[10:16:47] Does that one have a little blinking screen next to it when you hover over it on the far

[10:16:52] right?

[10:16:53] I don't know, I'm gonna kick now and just start fishing again.

[10:16:57] Go ahead, fish it up!

[10:17:00] I'm gonna go talk to your favorite soon to be Ella's little bachelor.

[10:17:06] Here you go, Lewis.

[10:17:14] Oh, no!

[10:17:16] Oh, no!

[10:17:20] Hey, Clint.

[10:17:22] I need a shop, and I need to sell you some stuff.

[10:17:29] I've got...

[10:17:32] Get away from me, you whore.

[10:17:36] Hey good news I can upgrade the copper pickaxe today I don't have the bars I lift I gotta

[10:17:49] run all the way back to the place I hey I see you nice catch okay

[10:18:03] I can't believe I forgot the five.

[10:18:10] Get out of my way, dickhead.

[10:18:17] I'm gonna date everyone in town.

[10:18:24] I'm gonna date Krobis.

[10:18:26] Except for Krobis.

[10:18:28] He's gonna live with me.

[10:18:30] me I think you can't have people live with you so you can get married in your

[10:18:35] little little house down there okay now I'm just gonna run all the way back I

[10:18:42] just gotta run all the way back

[10:18:45] it's like I'm trying to go into Tokyo it takes me 40 minutes to walk the

[10:18:51] Let's play

[10:18:55] Why is he on the opposite end of effing town no one likes you

[10:19:00] Okay, upgrading your pickaxe.

[10:19:24] He likes you.

[10:19:31] Now he's flirting with me, pick up stuff!

[10:19:40] Okay, 800 bucks.

[10:19:50] Okay, 800 Fox.

[10:19:55] What can we do with 800?

[10:19:57] What's wrong?

[10:20:01] What's wrong with Willy? He's the coolest.

[10:20:05] Nice trauma don't be on me.

[10:20:09] He just misses his ship, right?

[10:20:12] What are you saying?

[10:20:14] Thanks, Clint. You're a piece of shit. Alright. In two days, that'll be ready for you. I

[10:20:28] guess now it's just... fishing. Robin Williams.

[10:20:42] I uh, I have a cosplay set up for Willy because I went to the Starter Valley concert and I was going to dress up as him.

[10:20:49] Yeah, but I didn't get the hat in time, but it finally arrived way late.

[10:20:56] Aw, that's so sweet.

[10:20:58] Bobber style.

[10:21:04] Wow, broken glasses, cool. That's why I came to the river to fish to find broken shit.

[10:21:09] Do you know you can switch your bob your bobbers?

[10:21:14] Damn it, bobber

[10:21:19] We don't have the right in confession rod yet

[10:21:29] I just want to go back to the mines damn it we need swords we need weapons

[10:21:39] I can't believe one dude made this.

[10:21:45] What the fuck?

[10:21:48] Prash.

[10:21:49] Cool.

[10:21:50] Hey Hailey, can I give you trash?

[10:21:53] You're leaving me.

[10:21:57] Holy shit.

[10:22:03] Hello.

[10:22:04] I see you fishing.

[10:22:08] and get the hell who the hell oh it's you hello I thought you pulled out a gun

[10:22:13] for a second you're just holding it above your head I got the star do valley

[10:22:19] gun mom look at it doesn't it kind of look like that when you're like

[10:22:26] say well my barber changes colors every time I dip it in the water I'm gonna

[10:22:35] catch this fish. I'm gonna... ooh what a catch!

[10:22:46] You can angle which way to throw. Oh man, I'm like super catching more than you.

[10:22:52] I just throw my bobber where yours is and just take all your fish.

[10:22:57] AHHHHHHHHHH

[10:23:04] My blue ball boots

[10:23:06] Damn it, mine's a crappy red, I got seaweed

[10:23:11] Oh shit, Elliot

[10:23:15] You get a romance?

[10:23:16] Hey!

[10:23:18] You tried to catch him with your rod, that's not how you-

[10:23:19] I think the little thumb beam won't be up this morning

[10:23:21] I know, folks over at Rice, they're stupid

[10:23:27] Eat shit

[10:23:31] Eat shit

[10:23:35] Hey, wait, have you tried the arcade game?

[10:23:37] Yes

[10:23:40] That was pretty bad

[10:23:42] Journey of the Prairie King. It's so effing hard

[10:23:46] It's very sour

[10:23:49] It's one of the only achievements I never ended up getting

[10:23:51] Did I not? I think I watered my coffee.

[10:23:55] Oh my god, this motherfucker Shane.

[10:23:58] I don't know you, why are you talking to me?

[10:24:00] I don't want to fucking talk to you fucking loser.

[10:24:03] What if you're Shane?

[10:24:04] It's not Barney's loser piece of shit.

[10:24:06] Hey dude, it's not, I'm just Shane.

[10:24:08] I work at Jojo Mart.

[10:24:09] I'm just trying to make ends meet.

[10:24:10] I like horror movies.

[10:24:13] I like Super Sentai.

[10:24:18] We get along.

[10:24:19] Liar.

[10:24:21] No. What do you mean liar? No, no, it's what I like.

[10:24:25] Liar.

[10:24:26] Alright, you got me.

[10:24:32] I just... No.

[10:24:36] Stupid Shane.

[10:24:38] I like the doctor guy. If I... If I... Wait, I can just... Let me dig in this garbage.

[10:24:45] Did you already dig in the garbage?

[10:24:47] yeah that's that I found some broken glasses I could throw in the recycling

[10:25:08] been killed.

[10:25:10] Like newspaper and everything in there.

[10:25:13] Hell, yeah, you can.

[10:25:14] Oh, yeah.

[10:25:15] I almost try.

[10:25:17] You can throw all the trash away.

[10:25:22] You know, we might be able to almost upgrade.

[10:25:25] I don't know how much it costs to do the second round of stuff,

[10:25:29] but we have a pretty good start on money

[10:25:32] to get your iron pickaxe.

[10:25:34] I think we need more than that.

[10:25:39] I think we need five iron.

[10:25:44] Jet.

[10:25:45] Take a nine iron to my head.

[10:25:48] Take a nine iron to your face.

[10:25:53] Would you kindly give me a nine iron?

[10:25:58] Would you kindly?

[10:26:03] Ooh, one iron ore.

[10:26:06] Cool.

[10:26:11] What you got?

[10:26:15] Okay, I have a carrot and three fish. Nice. What a day.

[10:26:20] What a productive day.

[10:26:22] It was fishing day. Did you sell yours?

[10:26:25] Yeah.

[10:26:26] Can't see how much we got. 933 bucks.

[10:26:30] I'm pretty sure I watered my coffee, but somebody said I didn't and I know I did, but I'm gonna go and do it anyway just in case.

[10:26:42] My coffee bean.

[10:26:49] 5k for iron upgrade, it's got it. I'm gonna go to the bathroom really quick!

[10:27:00] Oh, I forgot we have to wait for him.

[10:27:30] Well, when he gets back...

[10:27:44] What?

[10:27:45] Oh, while he's... I'll take my medicine while he's there.

[10:27:49] there.

[10:28:19] I

[10:28:32] Hello

[10:28:49] We made no money.

[10:28:52] No!

[10:28:54] Ever Coke Zero?

[10:28:57] And Day Nine?

[10:29:00] This is the day.

[10:29:03] I think we might have a crop that's finally ready.

[10:29:07] The Puppers!

[10:29:13] The Puppers!

[10:29:19] Uh, are you alright?

[10:29:24] Me?

[10:29:26] Are you kidding me? I've got poppers for days!

[10:29:29] I've been waiting for this harvest!

[10:29:35] The music reflects the poppers' mood.

[10:29:38] Look at that, it's all happy and festive.

[10:29:44] And your pick actually, I think, good tomorrow.

[10:29:49] Boop poop boop boop boop boopapa boop

[10:29:52] great, great track

[10:29:55] Thank you Nancy McFancy, what a fun name to

[10:29:59] fun name to say. We had two fun names.

[10:30:03] Giiwi? Giiwi.

[10:30:20] This game is too good.

[10:30:24] I could, this is an addiction.

[10:30:28] I play it like once every two streaming years, and I try to go like oh well I'm not gonna actually I'm never playing this again

[10:30:35] Ha ha ha ha and then I just and it is liar. I am a liar

[10:30:46] This music man and yesterday I played all of my Fallout 3 playlist just enjoying vibes

[10:30:53] Okay, we've got pepper poppers out the hoo-ha!

[10:31:09] Which means, let's make some money!

[10:31:16] I think it only needs one for the community center.

[10:31:19] I'm gonna take a look quality crap bundle. Oh, we need corn or

[10:31:32] Pampkin or melons. Okay. What about summer crops? We need blueberries, tomatoes, we

[10:31:43] We need tomatoes. Son of a bitch.

[10:31:49] I gotta plant some tomatoes so we can make some pasta.

[10:31:58] Okie dokie, look out the...whoa!

[10:32:13] Okay, wait, I couldn't catch what you said actually you see I'm gonna

[10:32:21] Okay, I thought you said something totally different by the way

[10:32:28] While she's taking your meds, I thought she said I'm gonna punch Clinton the dick in a set in a minute or so

[10:32:36] I'm gonna punch Clinton the dick real quick is what I heard

[10:32:43] What did he do?

[10:32:45] I will. Him and Shane.

[10:32:48] Alright. I'm gonna get 24 tomatoes.

[10:32:55] And... I feel it.

[10:32:59] Tomato, tomato, tomato.

[10:33:03] Oh, tomatoes!

[10:33:06] And do you have any...

[10:33:09] I'm talking to you talking to me

[10:33:20] I'm gonna chop down some trees for sap because we need that get the trash quick

[10:33:32] Okay, get the fuck out of here. One more trash. Get it.

[10:33:34] Nothing.

[10:33:39] I love this game so much, god damn it. It's addicting.

[10:33:41] Okay.

[10:33:47] We need trees to chop. There they are.

[10:33:51] Bake them away, toys.

[10:33:56] Alright, so the strategy I'm going for here is

[10:33:59] get enough saps to make some decent soil or some fertilizer plant a set of tomatoes and

[10:34:05] we're still on track to get the community center done in one year.

[10:34:13] That's the plan.

[10:34:14] But that doesn't really matter I guess anymore because I'm just having fun playing.

[10:34:22] Boom!

[10:34:28] Outta here!

[10:34:31] Outta here!

[10:34:38] Outta here!

[10:34:41] Hey, yeah!

[10:34:46] I missed this tree twice because I suck at swinging in eggs.

[10:34:50] I always feel, oh my god, all day today,

[10:34:54] I've been like swinging my pickaxe, swinging my sword,

[10:34:56] and then like I'll turn around and I will hit nothing.

[10:34:59] And then I'm like, oh my god,

[10:35:00] Chats watching me hit nothing,

[10:35:01] and they're probably like, look at this dumbass bitch.

[10:35:04] She's not hitting anything, she can't play this game.

[10:35:08] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[10:35:10] You think someone thought, look at this dumbass bitch.

[10:35:14] Ha ha ha.

[10:35:16] Yes.

[10:35:17] No, I think that I hope they thought that of me too. I just think that's such a crazy thing just

[10:35:23] to like shout

[10:35:26] Look at this dumbass bitch

[10:35:28] Can't even hit the the mining bricks

[10:35:34] Son hurts thank you for the rate up in a great stream. Oh, no we got a ray

[10:35:41] Welcome we're playing some fun games today while we're playing a fun game

[10:35:47] I'm forcing some Stardew Valley into Mouse's veins.

[10:35:53] Hey, it's been fun. It's been great.

[10:35:55] Great Stardew Valley.

[10:35:58] The best.

[10:36:01] Okay, gotta plant these tomatoes.

[10:36:05] I guess haunted chocolate here is never coming out.

[10:36:09] Ah, well, we have to wait for one point.

[10:36:11] I think like if he could go back in time,

[10:36:13] I mean, probably regrets announcing it so soon, right?

[10:36:17] Yeah.

[10:36:19] Well, I mean, I don't want to speak for him, I suppose.

[10:36:21] But I mean, like, I think we were all so excited.

[10:36:24] And then the game just, there's been no updates, really.

[10:36:28] 2035, maybe.

[10:36:30] Never kill yourself, guys.

[10:36:33] That's not so far away.

[10:36:35] I'll take those.

[10:36:36] 2035, nine more years.

[10:36:39] Oh my god.

[10:36:40] Um, okay, I need, I need this.

[10:36:50] I'm interested in this.

[10:36:53] Have a skill, you're sick.

[10:36:58] I'll eat a dandelion.

[10:37:00] Hmm.

[10:37:01] Is it a dandelion?

[10:37:02] I gotta eat them!

[10:37:03] I need food!

[10:37:04] I need more food 2035 how old will I be by then if it's I'll be okay that's

[10:37:20] actually kind of late that's oh wait I need you do you have your pickaxe yeah

[10:37:28] I need your help up here really quick no no no it's not I don't need it real

[10:37:34] quick I don't know why I said real quick okay

[10:37:42] I'll be 2035 I'll be 52 years old just in time for haunted chocolate here

[10:37:52] Amazing!

[10:37:54] Right?

[10:37:57] A beautiful egg.

[10:38:00] A brilliant...

[10:38:02] ...age.

[10:38:04] P3 will be...

[10:38:05] Uh...

[10:38:06] 10.

[10:38:07] Oh my god!

[10:38:10] He's gonna be talking.

[10:38:12] He's...

[10:38:12] Why?

[10:38:13] I certainly hope he's...

[10:38:13] He's gonna have a lot to say.

[10:38:15] He's gonna be like,

[10:38:16] Dad, you always talk about stupid haunted chocolate here,

[10:38:18] haunted chocolate here,

[10:38:19] haunted chocolate here.

[10:38:20] It's all about NBA 2k.

[10:38:23] Yeah, I'm all about NBA 2k.

[10:38:28] NBA 2030, come on guys.

[10:38:34] Wait, that's not what I wanted to do.

[10:38:36] Well, could be...

[10:38:38] I need 24?

[10:38:40] Wait, 4, 8, 12, 6, 4?

[10:38:44] That's 8.

[10:38:51] Okay, I do need that.

[10:39:04] Um, I need to create some ugly fertilizer, please.

[10:39:29] Ugly?

[10:39:31] 24 fertilizers. Perfect.

[10:39:46] And now we wait.

[10:40:01] I'll stand here next to you.

[10:40:18] I also think this is in the running for the game I've bought the most in my life.

[10:40:22] I own it on like six different places.

[10:40:24] Yep, cause I'm a corporate dummy.

[10:40:33] I just keep buying it.

[10:40:35] It's okay.

[10:40:38] It happens to us all.

[10:40:44] It happens to us all.

[10:40:46] I'm trying to think of a game that I bought the most.

[10:40:51] Let's see, because that means you got to buy it on multiple consoles.

[10:40:54] So I've like phone, switch, PlayStation, PC, so I own it at least four.

[10:41:00] Never even played it on my phone, but I have it.

[10:41:03] Final Fantasy Tactics, I bought three or four times, Gabla two, three or four times.

[10:41:17] It's crazy as GTA 5 came out in the 360, which is, well, it's, it's, oh yeah, Minecraft's

[10:41:29] got me Xbox 360 PS3 PC phone.

[10:41:42] I will not trap you I thought about it

[10:42:08] No, is it because I'm a Latina?

[10:42:10] No, I knew that!

[10:42:12] It's like, I made it 80% and I thought,

[10:42:14] Okay, she's gonna come with a Latina joke.

[10:42:17] Here it comes.

[10:42:19] I was not building a wall around the Latina.

[10:42:22] I knew it.

[10:42:24] There it goes. Back to bed.

[10:42:26] Bye, there it goes.

[10:42:28] Keep her away. Wall the Latina.

[10:42:32] That's...

[10:42:34] That was very unfortunate.

[10:42:36] That's not fair!

[10:42:38] Hey, level 5 farmer.

[10:42:40] Animal products are worth 20% more, or crops are worth 10% more.

[10:42:46] I think I'm going to go tiller this time.

[10:42:49] Tiller.

[10:42:51] Trees drop 25.

[10:42:54] Ooh.

[10:42:55] What do you guys think?

[10:42:56] Gatherer?

[10:42:57] So you get a chance for double harvest of foraged items,

[10:43:02] or trees drop more wood.

[10:43:05] Oh, fuck!

[10:43:08] That's a tough one.

[10:43:10] I always pick double harvest like every time.

[10:43:13] Like literally every single time.

[10:43:15] Double harvest.

[10:43:21] Shoot, I don't know. I guess it's gather.

[10:43:26] Let's see what foresters like.

[10:43:30] I've never taken forester, so I'll try it.

[10:43:35] Oh

[10:43:41] Your copper pickaxe. Oh wait, what the whoa? Hey Peter got some good news to you a few days ago

[10:43:48] Cool, I'm choosing a fruit cave. Okay

[10:43:56] I've never had a fruit case. I always choose mushrooms

[10:43:58] Oh

[10:44:07] Wait, okay, wait mouse lock in ready tomorrow. We're all gathering at the beach for the annual Pelican town luau

[10:44:17] So we got to bring something for the pot lock so we're gonna throw something in to the

[10:44:24] Sweet we can't miss that

[10:44:28] Oh, can you break these stones for me? I couldn't get them.

[10:44:36] Thank you.

[10:44:37] Excuse me?

[10:44:49] At time to water these damn crops, I can't wait to get iridium sprinklers.

[10:44:58] You know that if you're watering crops and you hold down square you can adjust up and down by bouncing in place.

[10:45:06] Oh my god, you're a fool.

[10:45:09] I'm a dork.

[10:45:11] Hey, if you want some extra experience you can rip those melons out.

[10:45:15] That sounds so weird to say, but...

[10:45:17] Oh, rip off that melon.

[10:45:21] Those are, cause you only get the experience by...

[10:45:24] Bye

[10:45:46] They're way from my blueberries

[10:45:54] Oh, they're not even ready, I was wrong, so I lied to you anyway.

[10:46:04] They just looked ready.

[10:46:05] They looked ready, but they weren't ready.

[10:46:06] I can't believe I popped the melon out.

[10:46:11] Oh well.

[10:46:12] Uh, okay, I have a copper pickaxe for you if we go to Clint's.

[10:46:17] Oh my god, well, the horrible news is they have to be in.

[10:46:22] That's fine, I can go grab it.

[10:46:25] I'll be right back.

[10:46:27] That was poor, beautiful melons.

[10:46:34] And my tiny coffee plant.

[10:46:41] I mean, it hurt, but it also was nice and funny.

[10:46:48] So I'll take that.

[10:46:51] 4, 8, 12, 16, 24.

[10:47:00] She just chopped that melon down.

[10:47:12] The only thing I'm worried about slightly is that five golden melons

[10:47:17] It'd be eligible for like the community center.

[10:47:24] You are kidding me!

[10:47:26] Why would you deny me that spot on the map?

[10:47:29] Look!

[10:47:30] It's definitely yellow.

[10:47:31] You can't do this.

[10:47:32] This can't be happening!

[10:47:35] Why would you do that?

[10:47:37] That's insane!

[10:47:46] My OCD!

[10:47:51] God no!

[10:47:57] The-

[10:48:13] Hey, one more tomato! It's close today!

[10:48:16] The tomatoes are close today!

[10:48:18] NOOOO!

[10:48:19] Oh!

[10:48:21] No, you bastard!

[10:48:23] It's Wednesday!

[10:48:28] Joja sells them?

[10:48:29] Okay, we're back.

[10:48:30] We're so back.

[10:48:33] I never want to shop at Joja.

[10:48:35] I forgot that they even exist.

[10:48:41] Lewis is like,

[10:48:42] damn it, what the hell am I going to get the fuck out of my face?

[10:48:46] What the hell happened to you?

[10:48:50] You don't know how bad of a day I've lost a melon?

[10:48:54] And I didn't have enough of my stupid crops. I blew it.

[10:49:00] Hey, Morris. Now I gotta go over to here.

[10:49:03] Dude, he absolutely made this so perfectly awful to shop at.

[10:49:12] It just feels bad in there. It's so bright and just disgusting

[10:49:20] Welcome Raiders mouse is currently I think the emotes says go piss girl

[10:49:29] Trash

[10:49:31] Don't be back in just a minute

[10:49:34] Look at that copper pickaxe

[10:49:42] How much we got $1,300 bucks?

[10:49:48] Now I've got to go plant my one single tomato seed because I blew it!

[10:49:54] Because this game cheated me out of my destiny of a perfect tillable farm area.

[10:50:03] I hate it, but I love it.

[10:50:07] Here, I brought you this.

[10:50:08] See, I'm the only person I'm good at raising is the old lady.

[10:50:16] She likes me.

[10:50:20] I'm going to hang out with probis in my crib.

[10:50:28] There's the melon destroyer right there.

[10:50:32] Remember her face and fear it.

[10:50:36] tomato. Bang! And then I got to use my charming new pickaxe. Go like that. And look at this.

[10:50:47] We're going to salvage it by making it look great.

[10:50:57] Kawaii ne!

[10:50:59] good looks good I'll take it and then we need to get one more scarecrow looks

[10:51:13] like he was killed by a row or something and we throw this we throw that we throw

[10:51:24] these, we throw that, go there, Bada Bing, Bada Boom, best streamers in the room. Go

[10:51:33] like that, go like this, go like that, give me that back, go right here, Buyaka shop.

[10:51:42] Okay, then we go here, there, there, there, normally that would be there, but I'm giving

[10:51:51] this to mouse. So in the mining thing we'll give her the copper pickaxe. And we're good.

[10:52:00] Okay, now all I gotta do is water cupo. There you go. Run down here and make sure our brand

[10:52:11] new harvest of tomatoes. I forgot to get the scarecrow. And I have just that one dumb

[10:52:21] Scarecrow by my one dumb coffee plant I have to waste more stabs

[10:52:30] Soil and green is people. All right back to this then go to my craft I think they

[10:52:45] should move the crafting page and the map page this is swap those two that's the

[10:52:49] The only thing that would change about this game.

[10:52:54] Uh, wood coal fiber.

[10:53:00] Wood coal fiber.

[10:53:04] Wood coal fiber.

[10:53:08] Craft scarecrow done.

[10:53:15] And put them back.

[10:53:16] Put the fiber in there.

[10:53:17] Just put the fiber in the bag.

[10:53:22] Then we come down here.

[10:53:25] Bra, you sound like my high school.

[10:53:29] Math teacher.

[10:53:31] Hella aura loss.

[10:53:32] Hey, nerd, guess what?

[10:53:34] Math is cool.

[10:53:35] Maybe you should have paid more attention in class.

[10:53:38] Then you wouldn't sit here and be like, oh, I don't like your voice.

[10:53:41] If anything, that should be a happy memory.

[10:53:44] Then you wouldn't be in so much effing debt, all right?

[10:53:49] Talk about aura loss.

[10:53:50] Go look at your bank account.

[10:53:52] And next time, listen to your, I'm just kidding, I don't know you, but I think it's very unfair

[10:53:59] to say to somebody that you sound like my math teacher, so you have no aura.

[10:54:03] That's crazy.

[10:54:05] Teachers are doing you a great service.

[10:54:08] Educators are constantly shit on.

[10:54:11] You should be more thankful that they deal with a bunch of people that most wouldn't want to deal with on a daily basis

[10:54:19] And they're teaching the class that everyone mostly hates

[10:54:26] Sorry, I didn't mean to I got a little

[10:54:36] Okay, and I forgot my god, that's fine

[10:54:41] What's, and by the way, what's wrong with math?

[10:54:45] I think math is, I think math is cool.

[10:54:47] Like I used to hate it.

[10:54:48] I used to be like, when am I ever going to use the Pythagorean theorem?

[10:54:52] This is so stupid.

[10:54:54] But then it's like, oh cool, it's like learning another language.

[10:54:58] And that in and of itself is pretty neat.

[10:55:00] I want to gain some fishing experience.

[10:55:02] Look, I'm learning.

[10:55:04] This is cool.

[10:55:07] is power. Okay, I can't not run one. The numbers don't care about how you feel about

[10:55:20] them. They add up anyway. Exactly. That spells disaster for you at Backlash. That's just

[10:55:27] a Scott Steiner math promo. Alright, she might miss. I'm gonna give her back this this thing

[10:55:33] So throw this in here, wait for mouse, organize all chests, and we're good.

[10:55:46] I gotta say, I'm a big fan of what we were able to knock out in this year.

[10:55:54] I think the farm looks good. Look at that. We've got blueberries, melons, well, we're missing

[10:56:00] one melon, some hot poppers, and then our little tomato a little tomato farm looks good

[10:56:09] and our one coffee. We do need to make some torches eventually.

[10:56:18] Right. I also was slightly biased because I was an English teacher for 10 years.

[10:56:24] That that does that does allow me to crash out. I'm allowed those I'm allowed summer squash a

[10:56:35] I mean while I'm waiting I might as well get oh wait it's already midnight she's gonna collapse

[10:56:48] I definitely watered my coffee and tomorrow's the big day.

[10:57:17] Tomorrow's the big luau, so we got to throw something into the potluck.

[10:57:28] What are we going to throw into the potluck?

[10:57:30] That's the question.

[10:57:36] I guess as long as we find something that is iridian quality, I don't think we can throw

[10:57:45] mouse into the potluck. The mayor's pants for that umami flavor. It is a little toasty.

[10:58:02] Okay, let's see here.

[10:58:03] Checking my messages. So far so good. There goes our little bit of gold. She did collapse, I think.

[10:58:16] Mrowse didn't make it to bed. Now the thing I'm most afraid of is that she's gonna sleep

[10:58:29] the whole day. Welcome to living off the land. Okay, starting tomorrow an unusual amount

[10:58:37] of shells and corals are expected to wash upon the beaches all around the world. Okay.

[10:58:44] Don't miss the potluck, don't miss the potluck, don't miss the potluck, don't miss the potluck,

[10:58:47] don't miss the potluck.

[10:58:52] She's gonna miss the potluck.

[10:58:53] If she misses the potluck, that means I missed the potluck.

[10:59:01] She can't, she won't.

[10:59:02] I missed the potluck?

[10:59:03] Oh thank god.

[10:59:04] No, you collapsed outside.

[10:59:05] Oh god.

[10:59:06] Just like any fair maiden.

[10:59:12] We almost threw you into the lake.

[10:59:14] Throw me through the walls.

[10:59:18] What do we do now?

[10:59:20] Well, all we have to do now is do our little morning routine.

[10:59:23] I put your copper pickaxe in the, in like the little, the little bin.

[10:59:28] That's it.

[10:59:29] Yeah, so now you finally have something slightly faster.

[10:59:32] When's the pot of milk?

[10:59:34] It's at 9 a.m. starting.

[10:59:37] So after I water all of these remaining melons and hot potter,

[10:59:44] well, we got to bring something to throw into it.

[10:59:48] I'll throw a horse.

[10:59:54] After all, it's a spice.

[10:59:59] OK, nice spice.

[11:00:01] They end at 2 p.m. OK, so we got to he's got a hurry and do this.

[11:00:05] What if I throw in a rock?

[11:00:09] Good!

[11:00:10] I mean, I don't know if we're going to win any favors with the community, but you hate

[11:00:13] them all anyway.

[11:00:14] What if I throw in...

[11:00:20] Trash!

[11:00:21] What?

[11:00:22] Trash?

[11:00:23] You have trash!

[11:00:24] I don't trash in there!

[11:00:25] You have trash.

[11:00:31] I don't have trash in there.

[11:00:35] The Looowow has been ripped.

[11:00:37] Yeah, it's where it's the Looow potluck.

[11:00:41] You know what, I'm gonna use it over the potluck to get my Looow.

[11:00:46] It's a Looow.

[11:00:47] What if I use it on both sides?

[11:00:50] Oh yeah, that's a good one, baby.

[11:00:54] Alright, let me just go grab something that I can, that I can throw in.

[11:00:57] Hey Coop.

[11:01:01] I'll throw out, do we have any iridium quality anything?

[11:01:05] Iridium?

[11:01:08] I'll throw in cookies.

[11:01:10] Whoa.

[11:01:12] Or...

[11:01:15] A hot pepper?

[11:01:16] Let's see if we have anything good.

[11:01:18] Um...

[11:01:21] Unmilled rice?

[11:01:22] Well, whoever mods Stardew Valley is, I'm gonna put the sex mod on it.

[11:01:27] And nudist, nudist mod, where everyone in the town is naked.

[11:01:32] They all just walk around naked?

[11:01:35] Yes, it's nudist, colony, Stardew Valley.

[11:01:39] Not a strawberry.

[11:01:43] Nudist, colony, Stardew Valley.

[11:01:48] Whoa.

[11:01:49] Ice Fairy.

[11:01:50] Did you get one or did I take both okay cool

[11:01:58] Guys we're here for the luau they're at the beach

[11:02:05] Excuse me guys where did you learn about the concert for the luau?

[11:02:14] We're finally showing up to an event with the folks of this fine village.

[11:02:22] Whoa.

[11:02:24] Whoa.

[11:02:26] Ew.

[11:02:28] Ew.

[11:02:30] Ew.

[11:02:32] Ew.

[11:02:34] Ew.

[11:02:36] Ew.

[11:02:38] Ew.

[11:02:40] Ew.

[11:02:42] would you ever romance that guy I would want I wonder like in the ranking I feel

[11:02:53] like the Sebastian's I think the most popular right I think Clint is the other

[11:03:03] real winner. I think Harvey's pretty cool.

[11:03:06] I'm not Sebastian.

[11:03:09] Get away from me, please!

[11:03:13] Look at Linus.

[11:03:15] I like Maro here. Maro's pretty cool.

[11:03:21] Maro? Oh yeah, Maro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[11:03:24] Elliot, what about the long-haired... author?

[11:03:29] I want to punch him in the wing.

[11:03:33] I feel like he's not doing anybody any harm.

[11:03:40] He's going to punch him in the wiener.

[11:03:44] That's what he deserves.

[11:03:47] Poor Pierre can't take one day off.

[11:03:49] He's just like, nope, gotta work.

[11:03:51] I'll let you take a look at this guy.

[11:03:55] This is Tyrone, honey.

[11:03:57] Are you ready to visit the buffet soon?

[11:03:59] I'm not.

[11:04:00] This is Chomp.

[11:04:01] Look at her.

[11:04:02] She's dancing by herself.

[11:04:03] No, she's just in her own world.

[11:04:05] She's unresponsive.

[11:04:07] That's not what you want to hear when you touch a woman.

[11:04:11] No, I don't think so.

[11:04:14] I think to our vocal commands.

[11:04:24] Alright, so I think we've got to throw in...

[11:04:33] I'm gonna throw in a nice spice berry.

[11:04:36] Have a day, oh.

[11:04:43] Um, I'm throwing...

[11:04:48] Cha, should I throw in a grape?

[11:04:51] Bug?

[11:04:53] Spice?

[11:04:54] Sweet pea?

[11:04:56] Poresnip?

[11:04:57] I'll wait that bug should get 45 energy are you crazy?

[11:05:14] Grape soup!

[11:05:15] Did you throw something in there?

[11:05:20] I put grape in it.

[11:05:24] Alright that shuns.

[11:05:26] Free buffet, one of the perks of living here, enjoy it kid.

[11:05:30] She's got the right idea.

[11:05:31] Alright, let's talk to this, this loser mayor.

[11:05:34] Oh, it's the governor.

[11:05:36] Alright, let's see here.

[11:05:40] Are you ready to start the luau?

[11:05:44] Ready.

[11:05:45] Got it.

[11:05:46] Start the luau.

[11:05:47] The potluck ceremony.

[11:05:48] The potluck ceremony.

[11:05:57] Then, I trust you all put high quality ingredients in the pot this year.

[11:06:02] We don't want the governor to regret his visit to the valley.

[11:06:07] He's not gonna regret.

[11:06:09] He's gonna love it.

[11:06:12] He's gonna taste it.

[11:06:17] He's gonna love it

[11:06:21] Drink up motherfucker

[11:06:28] What an asshole

[11:06:33] We made this huge potluck and then he says like it sucks

[11:06:37] Man, yeah

[11:06:39] You're wearing a purple suit. I fucking grimy

[11:06:45] Whatever grimy

[11:06:47] Well, I mean, the soup was average, but otherwise the luau was a success.

[11:06:57] I feel like throw him in the effing soup.

[11:07:00] Was it the grape?

[11:07:02] Oh no.

[11:07:03] It was not the grape.

[11:07:05] The grape was the best part of that soup, some would say.

[11:07:13] Oh my god. Eww.

[11:07:17] Eat my ass.

[11:07:19] Eat my whole ass, governor.

[11:07:23] Nobody cares about the jerk ass mayor.

[11:07:27] Yeah, fuck you mayor, governor man.

[11:07:32] Alright, it's Friday.

[11:07:37] The peppers are back.

[11:07:40] Oh, yeah, I put that outside your house ages ago, finally.

[11:07:53] That's useful, I hope.

[11:07:57] Bruh, having water in these plants, I feel like my whole life, when do we- oh, I missed

[11:08:05] this one coffee.

[11:08:07] Man, I don't have sprinklers.

[11:08:10] I find, oh yeah, you have your new copper pickaxe at least.

[11:08:14] But, hopefully it's better.

[11:08:18] We just see more iron now and 5,000 bones to upgrade it again.

[11:08:24] I think you can break all of the big rocks on the farm

[11:08:27] if you want to clear the way of like,

[11:08:29] ones that block the stupid bridge.

[11:08:33] Not strong enough.

[11:08:35] Okay, nevermind, that's it.

[11:08:37] We need one more stream.

[11:08:44] Ah.

[11:08:46] Too soon, I need to upgrade my can, my watering can, I need to upgrade everything.

[11:08:56] Tell me about it.

[11:08:59] Yeah, we're just a bit outside.

[11:09:05] This has been a fun stream though, thank you.

[11:09:09] Hey, Mousy. You and Peach get a sword called the Neelmering again.

[11:09:12] It's a sword that shoots out cats.

[11:09:24] Okay.

[11:09:25] I can't believe it's also been four hours and five hours of streaming this game.

[11:09:36] It goes by so quick.

[11:09:37] I just can't believe it.

[11:09:47] In like 14 hours, Cyclathon 5 coming at you.

[11:09:53] I feel like they usually start at 10, but I can't remember the exact starting times.

[11:09:56] They start at like, 9 a.m.

[11:10:01] 9 a.m., so, in 12 hours from right now.

[11:10:08] You get the familiar sights of a connecting soon screen, TTS from Brian,

[11:10:16] and either Chris or Conner, no, Chris is Dumpy.

[11:10:22] Dumpy!

[11:10:23] As he's always in front.

[11:10:28] It's gonna be the best vibes. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

[11:10:38] All right, so what do we do? We've got the harvest is is mostly taken care of. Are we are we going back to the to the mines?

[11:10:51] All right, I'll upgrade

[11:10:53] My crappy...

[11:10:55] Well, actually, let me see what I can do here.

[11:10:58] Back to the mine!

[11:11:03] I'm gonna see...

[11:11:05] Who's the red spot?

[11:11:07] Yeah, I just sold some poppers.

[11:11:10] He's selling poppers again!

[11:11:13] Sell them up! Sell them up!

[11:11:16] I'm gonna check the price of the fishing pole.

[11:11:19] Because my character...

[11:11:21] I have to send that stupid thing in for another two days, so I might see if I can...

[11:11:26] Oh yeah, look at all this cool stuff on the beach!

[11:11:40] I ain't a bat-house!

[11:11:44] Oh, I found an-

[11:11:47] Yo, I should give that to you, Mouse!

[11:11:49] Oh, it's decorative!

[11:11:51] I've found an iridium breastplate.

[11:11:53] I've found a breastplate.

[11:11:59] But it just says pinkish purple if you'd like to wear it.

[11:12:13] Let me talk to our good friend Willie.

[11:12:18] this new fiberglass the iridium rod cost 7500 I'm never gonna have that much money

[11:12:31] I think I have to give oyster and got it.

[11:12:53] Look at all that money coming in now.

[11:12:54] That's not bad.

[11:12:57] We're getting money!

[11:13:01] Okay, I'm saving it for that Arabian rod, which is gonna take...

[11:13:05] ...FREVER!

[11:13:10] Peter, you look puzzled.

[11:13:12] Yep, thanks.

[11:13:13] Go after yourself.

[11:13:16] Yes, Roy!

[11:13:21] Oh, you know what?

[11:13:22] Maybe I can buy a...

[11:13:24] I can go check and see if I can buy you a better sword.

[11:13:27] A better sword!

[11:13:29] Could do!

[11:13:31] Yeah!

[11:13:35] Hey, what's this?

[11:13:47] Okay, we got this stuff off.

[11:13:51] I think it's... nope.

[11:13:57] Let's see if any of the chatterers remember what is the good weapon to snag.

[11:14:53] Linus, let me show you my work

[11:14:57] Don't go Linus I'm catching sturgeons

[11:15:01] The way didn't I catch a sturgeon earlier did I?

[11:15:08] Well number two now this is a crappy carp I can already see it wiggling at the end of the rod

[11:15:23] But, at least I found a ready-embrace, so the least I could do.

[11:15:36] Surgeon?

[11:15:37] Chub.

[11:15:38] I got one of the chuds.

[11:15:43] Great.

[11:15:44] Yeah, I'm up.

[11:15:45] Come on.

[11:15:46] Yeah, I'm up.

[11:15:51] Come on.

[11:15:56] Give me...

[11:15:58] Sturgeon's hard to catch.

[11:15:59] Oh, I feel like I'm not...

[11:16:00] My level's not high enough.

[11:16:02] That's what it was.

[11:16:03] Is it I need to be like a level 7

[11:16:05] Fisher or something?

[11:16:16] Okay, let's go.

[11:16:23] Let's go check your seats.

[11:16:34] All those show up at any level?

[11:16:35] Okay, well, I'll get you.

[11:16:37] But they stop at 7, so...

[11:16:48] All roads go back to fishing, this one, to me, I swear.

[11:16:52] All right, I'm gonna go check the swords

[11:17:08] What's wrong?

[11:17:09] Babe!

[11:17:15] What's wrong with them dudes?

[11:17:21] What if we grabbed her?

[11:17:24] Okay, these are way better. Jesus.

[11:17:28] Templar's Blade?

[11:17:33] I think the Templar's Blade is pretty good.

[11:17:35] and blow

[11:17:38] Thank you, Cal

[11:17:45] Happy birthday to you

[11:17:58] Yeah, we got birthdays and bits and meowers and all kinds of crazy shit

[11:18:05] Um, how about is the...

[11:18:13] I feel like the Templars bled what we should get her.

[11:18:17] The insect head? Where's that? I don't think I have that.

[11:18:21] It's free for killing 80 bucks, but we're not close to that either.

[11:18:29] Well, are you doing okay with your, uh, combat?

[11:18:33] I'm trying my best, I'm struggling.

[11:18:37] I definitely need something stronger.

[11:18:40] Okay.

[11:18:41] Going down.

[11:18:43] I think what we can do is...

[11:18:47] The fish I sell tonight will give me just enough gold to get you a really good sword.

[11:18:56] But I thought at level like...

[11:18:58] I thought there was a free sword that gave you at level like 60 or something.

[11:19:02] I can't remember but...

[11:19:03] The game is a shitty... oh it's level 90.

[11:19:13] That's kind of far.

[11:19:15] Hey, cool.

[11:19:19] Our guy can bust those up.

[11:19:25] Okay, this is what I was waiting for.

[11:19:32] the fish okay so not where I'm behind you you leave me in the dark I can't see

[11:19:48] shit thank you

[11:19:50] Oh wait, I have the iridium thing. Yeah, I'll throw it in the uh, the mining box.

[11:20:06] But I think tomorrow is, oh, hold on a second. I think tomorrow might be the day that the

[11:20:14] blueberries come into harvest so they can buy whatever the we want I do not

[11:20:25] have a story

[11:20:44] Oh

[11:20:47] No, wait, I got this thing for you. I'll just drop it on the ground ready

[11:20:57] Oh, that looks cool

[11:21:02] Purple and pinkish it should work

[11:21:08] I think it's just cosmetic armor

[11:21:14] This is this tracks with any history of like gift given I'm like yeah I got this

[11:21:23] way it makes me look fat I hate it. Hey we're getting up there now. I can make a minor

[11:21:30] treat. Oh it's a rainy day. Nothing to catch on a rainy day as far as I can

[11:21:42] remember oh look dirt the melons are it we just need to get some gold ones and

[11:21:58] guess what I got one

[11:22:03] We need five.

[11:22:08] Guess I'll buy some more.

[11:22:10] Oh, talking about expansion for the house.

[11:22:15] Make it bigger. Make it stronger.

[11:22:18] Your farm will be featured in next week's up-and-coming column with the Star of the Steel Valley Tribune.

[11:22:26] You better not blow it.

[11:22:28] I'm gonna blow it.

[11:22:30] Never.

[11:22:35] Wait, pantry?

[11:22:39] Summer crops bundle.

[11:22:43] Okay, one, two, three, four.

[11:22:45] Quality crops.

[11:22:47] Got it.

[11:22:49] Okay, four.

[11:22:53] I don't have to water today for the first time ever.

[11:22:59] Ever?

[11:22:59] Never.

[11:23:00] All right, so do we buy the sword or corn crops?

[11:23:12] I feel like let's get you the sword.

[11:23:14] What?

[11:23:17] But I need to buy a little bit of melons.

[11:23:20] Melons?

[11:23:22] But your sword costs $4,000.

[11:23:25] Yeah, $4,242.

[11:23:28] So that means I got

[11:23:35] You have to buy it over at the the cool one I remember the place, right?

[11:23:41] It's like the to the right of the mines the guys like hey, I open at 2 p.m.

[11:23:47] The train is passing through!

[11:23:55] I think we can get hit by the train if you're not careful.

[11:24:00] It like bounces you back.

[11:24:08] Oh, there he is.

[11:24:11] Train drops loot. Alright, let's go take a look.

[11:24:14] 1% chance to catch a leprechaun shoe.

[11:24:21] How do you know when the train is pre-determined that it comes on the 13th?

[11:24:29] How do you know?

[11:24:32] Let's see if I can make it up there in time.

[11:24:46] Let's see the train.

[11:24:53] There it is!

[11:24:56] I saw it!

[11:24:59] Don't go!

[11:25:00] Take me with you!

[11:25:02] Woah!

[11:25:08] Drop something!

[11:25:15] It drops nothing.

[11:25:20] What a crappy train.

[11:25:25] I ran my ass all the way up here.

[11:25:30] for nothing

[11:25:32] Matt, I have no idea what you're doing

[11:25:38] wait, come here

[11:25:40] who me or another person

[11:25:42] I gave him a... a... a berry

[11:25:46] I hope he burns his tongue on it

[11:25:50] a fast berry

[11:25:52] I hope it's too hot

[11:25:54] what did he... what did he ever do to you?

[11:25:56] do to you. Don't burn me. It's a very slim looking breastplate.

[11:26:08] Just to the right over there, the guy could you can buy your sword in two hours.

[11:26:12] Remember that?

[11:26:26] Catch the fish.

[11:26:47] Catch the fish.

[11:26:51] There's nothing fighting.

[11:26:53] Oh my god, that was the fastest five hours of my life!

[11:27:00] I'm trying to think of like all time games that I lost where I went where I was like,

[11:27:04] oh it's 7pm.

[11:27:05] I have like four or five hours before I need to go to bed for work tomorrow.

[11:27:09] And then I look back and it's like two days later, Minecraft definitely up there.

[11:27:15] Like that one's definitely sucked away days of like, I'm like, oh, I have the full weekend

[11:27:20] And on Tuesday, they're like, you've missed two days of work.

[11:27:23] Where are you?

[11:27:24] I'm like, what?

[11:27:26] Stardew, way up there.

[11:27:27] Diablo II can have that.

[11:27:29] I'm trying to think of the other games where you just blink,

[11:27:32] and oops, it's all gone.

[11:27:34] Oh, Civ.

[11:27:35] Yep, Civ.

[11:27:39] Civ Revolutions or Revelations?

[11:27:42] It's the cool turn-based one.

[11:27:43] That was the best Civ game ever for me.

[11:27:46] Maybe the Sims is like this too.

[11:27:50] Never play with Sid's Rev.

[11:27:54] Over Saver.

[11:27:58] Did you get the Templar Sword?

[11:28:02] Templar's Blade. Whoa!

[11:28:06] Are you sure?

[11:28:10] Fucking rip it!

[11:28:14] Now you're a beast when you're in the mines.

[11:28:25] Somehow I felt a great disturbance in my paycheck.

[11:28:31] Money has disappeared.

[11:28:33] Goodbye old sword.

[11:28:39] How many teammates can you have?

[11:28:40] I think you can have up to seven others.

[11:28:42] eight people total in a game

[11:28:48] you're going back into the mines now you want revenge immediately

[11:28:54] i will kill you i will

[11:29:04] i'm just gonna get back

[11:29:08] I really feel like I've been saying it for like four hours when the blueberries come in.

[11:29:18] And then you always go, no.

[11:29:23] No.

[11:29:24] Haha.

[11:29:25] Well, no.

[11:29:27] Ha ha ha.

[11:29:34] I picked up trash.

[11:29:45] Ah, frozen tear.

[11:29:49] Oh, nice.

[11:29:51] You can give that to old Gunther.

[11:29:56] Oh, I'm getting a lot of shit.

[11:29:59] Hey, a lot of shit's better than no shit.

[11:30:07] I have a wedding to go to tomorrow. Isn't that exciting?

[11:30:09] A wedding?

[11:30:11] Yeah.

[11:30:14] And I get to update.

[11:30:16] It's not mine, of course, but they were like,

[11:30:18] We're like, yeah, just be, you know, dressed business-casually, going to wear a suit,

[11:30:23] just relax, have some fun, so I go there in the morning, it's at like, do we do it?

[11:30:29] 11.30 in the morning?

[11:30:30] It's gonna be a nice little chill.

[11:30:33] An early morning wedding.

[11:30:36] Yes, and then after the wedding's over, I come home, flip on my video games, and just watch the cyclathon.

[11:30:44] That's gonna be a great day.

[11:30:48] the perfect Sunday the next backpack is 10k yeah but I don't think we need it

[11:30:58] yet like the extra storage space for our personal area

[11:31:18] I've spent so much effing time trying to catch this Sturgeon.

[11:31:23] Bunch of bullshit.

[11:31:26] I am a Sturgeon!

[11:31:41] Get it?

[11:31:42] Is the new sword doin' work?

[11:31:44] Yes.

[11:31:46] Okay, good.

[11:31:48] It's amazing.

[11:32:05] Maybe I am the best fisherman ever.

[11:32:08] I think you are.

[11:32:11] Ha!

[11:32:12] It's gotta be up there.

[11:32:19] Oh my god, I'm never gonna find this egg sheen.

[11:32:25] I thought you were, you were crushing now.

[11:32:28] Now it's like, I'm never gonna find it.

[11:32:33] Did you get some, some uh, iron?

[11:32:38] Yeah.

[11:32:39] Okay, that means we can get an iron pickaxe.

[11:32:49] But first, let me sell my fish.

[11:32:55] 9.30 PM, eh?

[11:32:57] I found a book!

[11:33:04] Oh good!

[11:33:10] Which one?

[11:33:15] I don't know, and I found a diamond!

[11:33:18] A diamond?

[11:33:19] Shit, that's good!

[11:33:20] Shit!

[11:33:21] I found shit!

[11:33:22] Shit!

[11:33:23] Shit!

[11:33:24] Shit!

[11:33:25] Shit!

[11:33:26] Shit!

[11:33:27] I got a bunch of like chuds and shit.

[11:33:43] What's the uh the best use of the diamond?

[11:33:45] I can't quite remember.

[11:33:46] I wonder if it's like just chuck it in the sell it or donate the first one.

[11:33:52] Gift it to Haley.

[11:33:54] I got a crystal dagger!

[11:33:57] Okay, so that can be my crappy weapon.

[11:34:07] But the daggers are not very fun. The daggers suck.

[11:34:13] Hey, nice floor 60, okay.

[11:34:15] Come pick up your dagger today.

[11:34:18] Now a diamond we can definitely use.

[11:34:30] I found a rusty cog.

[11:34:32] That's what I did today.

[11:34:33] I feel like I'm forgetting something else that I was supposed to do, I planted the

[11:34:38] melon seeds. I picked the crops. There's something I'm forgetting. I sold the fish.

[11:34:55] Oh, Gus likes diamonds? That's kind of cool.

[11:35:09] Oh, the kitty! How much time do I got?

[11:35:17] I can't see, there it is. Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch.

[11:35:24] Oh, Cherry's nice. What am I?

[11:35:31] Quick to the house.

[11:35:37] Hey Coop.

[11:35:42] I'll be right back!

[11:35:48] Okay, you don't have to wait for me.

[11:35:51] This is wrong.

[11:35:54] Hey, I caught 900 bucks of bearish fish!

[11:35:58] He will drop the things in the house.

[11:36:13] My throat is about as dry as it is your bone, I'm real thirsty for pale ale.

[11:36:36] Who's gonna make that bell, El-Nami?

[11:36:54] I'm not gonna make it.

[11:36:56] I'm okay.

[11:37:13] Oh my god, it's time.

[11:37:19] Look at that.

[11:37:21] These blueberries!

[11:37:26] Blueberries!

[11:37:28] Blueberry!

[11:37:32] At long last!

[11:37:39] My nightmare is over!

[11:37:42] You're doing it!

[11:37:48] That was worth it.

[11:37:49] And that is the most satisfying thing to harvest in the game.

[11:37:53] A blueberry?

[11:37:54] Yeah, I got like 200 of them.

[11:38:04] All that hard work.

[11:38:05] Yep.

[11:38:10] And when the coffee, when the coffee's ready as well, it's going to be a sight to behold

[11:38:15] I'm out of water. F this.

[11:38:25] Love my coffee, but I think we're not going to gain a lot of the benefit from it.

[11:38:30] I thought the coffee was way faster, but I guess I can just save some of the beans for next time.

[11:38:45] Nice, right to the museum.

[11:38:54] It's been such a dumb amount of time with this watering.

[11:39:09] When you had the best sleep schedule of your life, like when you were absolutely locked

[11:39:23] in, did you wake up at like 6.30 in the morning and get stuff done, or have you never been

[11:39:27] like that?

[11:39:28] No.

[11:39:29] So wait, what's the best you've ever, like, like just, what's the best you've ever been

[11:39:39] And then, the bus that I've ever been, I don't know.

[11:39:43] I can't think about it.

[11:39:48] I think there was a good solid three weeks once where I was waking up at six in the morning

[11:39:53] and getting shit done before nine and being like, yeah, that was good.

[11:40:04] Except for like, well, school I thought was kind of mandatory, like I had to do that.

[11:40:08] Yeah.

[11:40:09] Hey, yeah, the cyclotons, they always do.

[11:40:12] Then make me wake up early.

[11:40:15] I got a chicken statue.

[11:40:19] That's going to be good for us, a nice little chicken statue.

[11:40:23] You need that chicken statue, please.

[11:40:26] Never been happier.

[11:40:28] And I got a drum block.

[11:40:32] Oh, that's fun.

[11:40:35] I'm gonna go give I want you to watch this money okay it says two two nine two right

[11:41:05] I don't care about the rest of the time.

[11:41:30] There's another movie in there!

[11:41:35] No hops this year.

[11:41:40] I'm a preacher.

[11:41:45] Whoa, we're rich!

[11:41:51] Well, I'm spending some, but yeah, we made some good money there.

[11:41:56] We're fucking rich.

[11:42:01] Seven thousand extra dollars after the blueberry harvest got us ten facts.

[11:42:15] I saved some to put towards the cyclothon.

[11:42:19] Yay!

[11:42:23] Ice cream, that's nice.

[11:42:31] I'm here to donate a Rusty Cog.

[11:42:37] Oh, shit.

[11:42:39] A Rusty Cog at the museum.

[11:42:44] Holy shit, there's a bunch of...

[11:42:46] I can get a chicken?

[11:42:47] I can get all the stuff that you got me.

[11:42:50] Cool.

[11:42:51] Did you get a night on Echo Hill?

[11:42:53] Yeah.

[11:42:54] Cool.

[11:42:55] Cool!

[11:42:59] Let's see if you already checked this trash can.

[11:43:03] Found bread!

[11:43:09] Ood and Baguette!

[11:43:17] Actually, I meant to go for shit.

[11:43:22] Um...

[11:43:24] Jarvis?

[11:43:31] I can buy... can I please buy my new and improved fishing rod?

[11:43:41] If you don't see anything in 3, 2, 1, OK, I will, thank you.

[11:44:25] How long have you been streaming for?

[11:44:27] Oh my god, I've been streaming 11 hours!

[11:44:32] I had a feeling it was at least 10.

[11:44:40] That's kind of an insane amount.

[11:44:50] And it's just gonna get longer and longer and longer.

[11:44:54] Oh no!

[11:44:56] I can't!

[11:44:57] Tomorrow's gonna be a fun one!

[11:45:08] Okay.

[11:45:10] Let's go to be a short stream today.

[11:45:17] I don't think you've ever had a short stream.

[11:45:20] I'm here like, I'm here like, oh man, I'm feeling the pumpkining happening.

[11:45:24] Yeah.

[11:45:25] It's really when I start feeling the pumpkining, I know I'm feeling it to be a man.

[11:45:31] What the hell is the pumpkining?

[11:45:34] My sister told me that when a certain time hits, when a certain time of day hits, I turn it to a pumpkin.

[11:45:40] Because I just stop thinking.

[11:45:42] And then it just sounds really dumb.

[11:45:45] What happened to me at 34 years old?

[11:45:47] Just stopped.

[11:45:51] The eight years?

[11:45:57] So every time I start falling asleep on stream or getting really dumb,

[11:46:01] everybody says, oh, she's pumpkining.

[11:46:05] It's happening pumpkin time.

[11:46:07] Uh oh, what's the soonest that's ever happened?

[11:46:09] Have you ever gotten that like two hours into your stream?

[11:46:13] No, it usually happens like after seven, seven or eight.

[11:46:18] Like, that's about my in-kind as well.

[11:46:20] It's my limit, seven or eight hours.

[11:46:21] And I'm like, Jesus, I'm tired.

[11:46:23] I'm at 9 a.m. and I'm like...

[11:46:27] Wait, why?

[11:46:29] You're pumpkining.

[11:46:30] I'm pumpkining.

[11:46:34] Yeah, there were so many times during Subodon that like,

[11:46:37] I just need to get fall asleep in my eyes open.

[11:46:41] Or just fall asleep on stream.

[11:46:43] So wait, you'll just be talking, chatting, hanging out and suddenly you're just quiet for a while and everyone's like, I think she fell asleep.

[11:46:53] Yup.

[11:46:57] With the microphone and everything.

[11:46:59] So you're, are you still like, hunk shoe me me me? Or, like, can we hear you like, like, or is it just.

[11:47:10] I think you can hear me breathe.

[11:47:12] Yeah, so funny and you just passed you just zonked out. Yeah

[11:47:18] And then how long were that last?

[11:47:20] Like three or four hours or like 20 minutes, you know pop back and back up. Sorry guys fell asleep there

[11:47:30] That's incredible

[11:47:33] That's so cool

[11:47:36] Must have been tired

[11:47:42] Oh, I see. I go talk to my sleep once.

[11:47:46] Sleep talking.

[11:47:47] I my wife says I do that all the time.

[11:47:49] I talk to my sleep sometimes.

[11:47:53] Now it's time for pumpkin time.

[11:47:57] Pumpkin time.

[11:48:00] Yeah. OK.

[11:48:03] I'm going to do my own stupid thing really quick.

[11:48:06] You're going to do a stupid thing.

[11:48:08] Not really. It's not even stupid.

[11:48:10] I'm just trying to figure out how much 22 to

[11:48:19] 42.

[11:48:22] Wait, three.

[11:48:23] Wait, four, five.

[11:48:32] What?

[11:48:40] 7 more.

[11:48:47] Oh.

[11:48:54] 1150.

[11:49:01] 1150. I'm not going to be able to make it. Oh no. That's okay. I got lost in the sauce

[11:49:21] of uh farming oh the farming saw you know how it can be I got sidetracked

[11:49:33] cutting it up I want to keep on paying them money from my hospital bill yeah

[11:49:43] you've been you've been zonked out twice I think I got just enough in there

[11:49:51] I'm in medical debt in Stardew Valley.

[11:49:58] Actually, I'm in medical debt.

[11:50:01] Oh, no!

[11:50:02] You've cost me medical debt.

[11:50:08] Okay, so this is a decent stopping point if you wanted to.

[11:50:13] Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to bed now.

[11:50:15] If not, I won't wake up for psychosome.

[11:50:17] No, I totally get it.

[11:50:19] We had a very, if you could put your sword away in the chest.

[11:50:23] I'll put it in the chest.

[11:50:25] And the copper pickaxe so that I can, I can still,

[11:50:29] I'll try to get some stuff done.

[11:50:31] And then I can have us go to the mines together

[11:50:34] with equally decent things.

[11:50:38] You want me to put, can I leave it in the,

[11:50:41] in the chest in my house?

[11:50:43] Yeah, you can leave it anywhere.

[11:50:45] Okay.

[11:50:46] I can do that.

[11:50:51] That was, gosh, that was fun.

[11:50:54] Whoa, what's this weird thing?

[11:50:56] What the fuck?

[11:50:57] Green rain!

[11:50:58] A green...

[11:50:59] Uh...

[11:51:00] That's...

[11:51:01] Where does that mean?

[11:51:02] I think it adds a bunch of crap to...

[11:51:06] It's like...

[11:51:07] Uh, I don't know.

[11:51:08] Glorbrane!

[11:51:09] Glorbrane!

[11:51:10] Glorbrane!

[11:51:11] Glorbrane!

[11:51:12] Glorbrane!

[11:51:13] Glorbrane!

[11:51:14] Glorbrane!

[11:51:19] Wait, that's so cool. It says that if anyone wants to take shelter in the saloon, I'll take care of you guys all day. What a legend.

[11:51:28] I don't know what this does.

[11:51:31] I feel like it adds moss to all the trees. I know that, but I don't know what that does either.

[11:51:39] Oh my God, that's terrifying.

[11:51:41] Or does this help our crops?

[11:51:46] That's not right. Oh, God. It's alien pee.

[11:51:49] Alien piss from the skies.

[11:51:51] Alien piss from the skies.

[11:51:57] Damn it.

[11:51:58] That's where I'll end.

[11:52:02] I'll take care of the alien piss.

[11:52:04] Take care of the alien piss for me.

[11:52:07] I got it. But it was fun playing.

[11:52:08] Hope you enjoyed your return to

[11:52:11] I start to alley thank you. Thank you for playing

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