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04-04-2026 · 10h 49m
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Oh
When she talks to me about what she says, kawaii
Tell me love, for that little eye, little girl
Waiting for me to drop you, to drop you, everything and everything
When she talks to me about what she says, kawaii
Tell me love, for that little eye, tata, tata
My ass is moving and it sounds like tata, tata
I'm going to kill you, la la la la la la
I'm going to kill you, la la la la la
Ah, hey, Yuki
Chiba Yuki, Papito
Seido, Nara, Latino
What do you speak in foreign languages?
My hometown is Japan
Let's go to Colombia
Chimita and Amigo
Chimita and Amigo
Hello, how are you?
What do you think of her?
She's a good girl, isn't she?
She's beautiful, isn't she?
She's the one she liked.
Shakira Rosalia.
That's what she said.
Tata tatata
They're huge, how can you do that?
La la la la la
They're the best of the best
Tata tatata
Keddi, Kawo, Tada, Chima, Sortera
Ketanen, El Clor
Kegense parbija keto se
Kutio, El Paris los seguimos
in that avion
What? I don't know, but why not?
1,8 kawo
Tokyo takai
1,8 kawo
Tokyo Takkai
Medin Takkaro
Tokyo Takkai
Medin Takkaro
Tokyo Takkai
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Don't leave me alone, I'm not afraid of you
I'm not afraid of you
I'm not afraid of you
Dixon, yeah!
T-shirt of strength
The most iconic laugh
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ambrose Ande
A Chavetelo
Que toeja y cuaritimiuci estudio
Pimentel Produccio
Calvor de la para del tenis
DJ Hadron Fry
Kater
Carlos Produccio
DJ Kineski
Heyheyheyhey
But they won't help
How? Be honest with yourself
It may hurt me with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
All the things, all the things you're as bad as us
We'll be rushing but we'll burst
Cause we're not the last
What is the point in lying?
It's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide feelings so trapped
We had a real bad rep
But look at what's instead
Don't waste your life away
Be wise or rush
I am the centerpiece
My love might tend to pee
Time up when you're at my feet
Love me right and I'll tell you free
You don't need to feel the heat
Why not the sweet release
Why not from hell's not discreet
Punishment is our specialty
Help me, help me with a bit of love baby
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Rashing purple bags, cause I'm beyond the worst
Yeah, mediate the sins and sinners, or sing coins and bed decisions
Should go for the leader, go somewhere you can see us
On nations, they're nations that keep chasing hails now
You're tired of trying to be who you know you are
We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell
But I also fight to yourself
Let's not waste our near too deep to dwell
Hey, if you want to
Get a feeling with a bit of love, baby
Be sure that it hurts, I want to feel it rough
Oh please, oh please, your respect is us
Electric battle dance
Cause I'm the half the best
Kwang Trio Kwang Trio
Oh, Kwang Trio trying me
Oh, Mesh's on the fence
I wanna steal the dance
Oh, Kwang Trio Kwang Trio
Oh, Kwang Trio trying me
I'm the electric battle dance
Cause I'm the half the worst
OMG, this song is so good
What the f***
Oh my god, guess what time it is!
Uh oh!
It's time!
It's time for the good old...
It's time for the good old...
It's time for the good old...
It's time for the good old...
It's time for the good old...
Oh my god, I'm smol again!
Oh
What's up all my
What's up people's how's it going I
I woke up early! Yay! I also feel like I'm drunk. I feel like I'm drunk right now, but
I think it's because of sleep. I feel like I drink alcohol. I am, I am, I am sleep drunk.
oh my god I'm sleep drunk I'm sleep drunk I am sleep drunk
hi y'all how's it going y'all
I hope you got your booster seeds and helmet ready mouse excuse me helmet what
What do I look like to you and me wearing a helmet?
What do I look like on a pussy?
You look like a person.
Why are you going to stare at me like that?
like that why are you staring at me like that yeah you know what I got a big old
head so what are you gonna do about it I got a big old head so what are you gonna
do about it
what are you gonna do about it bro? put a helmet on it
no!
no! how about that now? now!
guys look at one of the fucking basket figures
you think I'm protected now?
There's no way I'll die now.
There's no way I'm gonna die now.
There's no way inside I will die.
Pull me on, Dave.
Pull me on the bike!
What the fuck did you think it was?
Who left this luggage here?
Look, his look is here.
Donating towards the cost of a life-sized IRL1 for Connor's visit, so he can cycle you
around the island.
What the heck?
Excuse me?
I will!
I will!
We got this bag.
This bag is pretty cute too.
I like this bag.
If you're done by Darth Murmur and then I get this bag, hey this one's cute too!
This one's cute too!
Hey wait, somebody made this one!
Well, are you gonna honk or what?
Are you gonna fucking honk or what?
You're gonna honk or what?
You're gonna freaking honk or what?
My flicken...
My flicken...
Oh, this one's by Artistic Scratch.
There's Cinema Mole on it, oh my god.
There's Cinema Mole on it.
I have a jet too, I have to configure the jet though, I have to put the jet in the
of of of fun a day of fun singing
oh it's Easter Sunday in Japan happy Easter
happy Easter
Oh my god, I gotta blow my nose, hold on.
Bro, I wanna stream the second day of Cyclo on tomorrow.
I'm gonna be a hundred percent with you.
I have so much work to do.
I don't know if I'm gonna be...
Bro, I don't know.
I will try.
I'll probably come on,
but I'll be on only like a few hours.
I'll come on, but I'll only be on a few hours
cause, holy shit, I have so much shit to do.
I
So much shit to do a rub rubble's like
Robles like I can't wait to get your I can't wait to get your your son your son tomorrow and tomorrow being today
Now I'm like wait a minute
What did you just say
I can't wait to get your song tomorrow and yeah, you need turning your songs
On up on a between today the fourth and the fifth right in the lake
What did you say
Go
How about how about how about tomorrow tomorrow
And I'll g-
Gulp.
Gulp.
I had so much fun yesterday! I had so much fun-
I say yesterday, like it wasn't this morning.
Ha ha ha!
I had so much fun playing
Star 2 Valley that I
started my own freaking farm.
Before I went to bed.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Why starter you miss start you did we played with P we please started out with P
he was so excited I can't wait to play more with Pete I must continue my work
in the mines I must continue my work in the mines I must continue to work in the
minds. Connor said he was watching too. He was like, it was a comfy stream watching you
play Stardew Valley. And I'm like, do you want to play it? He's like, no.
I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, I just want to watch. And I'm like, oh man,
Why you hate me?
Why you hate, why you hate, why you hate us all?
Why must you hate us all?
Star Dole Valley is the best game.
Yes!
Why yes!
Why yes!
Why yes!
I'm just gonna give you a little bit of a break.
Why yes!
At the end you're saying you're supposed to have five gifts
and some thank you, thank you very much.
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Thank you very much, sir.
Thank you, five gang!
How can you do only one sacredon?
Nice when you head back to the mines. Don't forget to sing your work song.
Hi-ho, hi-ho. It's off to work. We go!
And I'm gonna sing. I'm gonna bang your ass.
The leaks will be provided for sacredon.
Right here in Chackville.
Also, I think there's a bingo card.
Is there a bingo card?
Can I have it?
Hi guys, can I have it?
The bingo call!
You can play bingo along with us!
You can! You can do it! If you want to!
Only if you want to!
Guys, I finished the first season of World Beyond.
Holy shit.
I just have to say one thing.
There was just one character.
But I fucking... I hate.
HATE!
I hate her character!
I hate her character so...
I can't take it.
Every time she's on screen, I'm like,
like bro please please get her off get her the fuck off get her the fuck off I
don't like her I don't like her I just my god it's just so like
Nothing is accurate, she's great.
The character's name is Jennifer, it's just the way she acts and talks, like I just can't
like...
First off, the second I saw her, I fucking knew she was fake as fuck, like, don't you
Sometimes you feel like oh my god this bitch fake. I
Like this bitch fake bro. She's so fake
There was just something awful about her or I was like, bro
What the fuck is this and then like she has this weird accent
They gave her this weird accent. I can't explain it
I can't explain it, bro.
I don't know why they me gave her the accent, it's just so bizarre.
Or she's like talking like this all the time and she's like really like, you know, like
I'm really cool and I'm like really like you know
And like everybody calls her hook and stuff
And like she talks like she's like approaching you in a bar just like this
It's like the cool girl. I don't know bro. I fucking hate it bro. I
Hate it. It's so jarring. It's like why did you ever that fucking accent? Why she had to talk like that?
Why does she have to talk like that?
I'm like, surely.
And like her mom is British.
Why does she have to talk like this?
It's like, like, no joke.
She's like, yeah, my name is Hook.
Like, everybody calls her Hook for some reason
because apparently like, she like appeared like floating
like down the river on like a raft and shit.
So now everybody calls her Hook and I'm just like,
No they don't. No they fucking don't call you.
Ain't nobody referencing Huck, Huckleberry Finn in 2010, bro.
No one fucking calls you that.
How about nobody calls you that shit?
How about nobody, nobody, nobody's gonna reference Huckleberry Finn in 2010, bro!
Un-Kiav-ing!
Bro, it's just so like, what the fuck, they gave her like this nickname called Huck and
they're like, oh yeah, that's Huck, and it's like, do expect me to believe that people
in the 2010s, something some Gilmore girl shit, Gilmore girls.
But the deep lore, bro, scroll your lore.
She grew up with old people, bro.
I'm like, what do you mean, what do you mean, everybody calls you hook?
Ain't no fucking way, bro.
Have you ever read Huckleberry Fit?
I'll tell you one thing, I lied to my teacher and I told him I did but I didn't.
How about that?
How about I lied and I said I read books but I didn't read them.
How about I fucking lied?
The killer mockingbird I lied. I didn't read that shit
The killer mockingbird I didn't read that shit
The truth comes out, you know what?
Probably why I dropped out of school. I'm my cement. I didn't read that shit
Lord of the Rains?
The Hobbit?
Actually, I did read the Hobbit, but that was because my teacher was obsessed with Lord
of the Rains and shit, and she made us do everything Lord of the Rains.
What is wind in the willows?
What is that?
What is wind in willows?
What is that?
The Hunger Games? I read that. Ever read Jurassic Park? It's a book! I'm just kidding, I knew
it was a book. It's a book! I read the- I- Outsiders? Hey, I read that one. I can't
tell you I remember everything in it. I fucking hate the great scab, the great
I don't like it. Fuck the Great Gatsby.
I like that fucking book. Whatever fits Gerald.
Whatever, whatever the fuck fits Gerald.
Great Gatsby.
How about Made Gatsby?
Neville was boring.
Praying in prejudice.
Sleep and sleep.
Sleep more like sleep and sleep.
Oh nice and man, what is the best English Homer book Twilight?
I'll tell you what I did read, I read Eastern Eden, I like that book.
How the fuck is sense and sensibility?
I read 100 años de soledad
by Garry García Marquez
about that I read that book I just realized I pay money to this person to
listen to these wands you don't have to go
Oh, yeah, you know what else I read, I read Casa Los Espíritus by Isabela Yende, I read that.
They made me read that.
Did you read, did you read like Water for Chocolate? Is that the one in the movie where the girls naked on the horse?
I read the metamorphosis, I read Crónica de una Muerta Anunciada, I read that.
to read the fault in our stars, the fault in our throw up.
Pfft.
Ah, the fault in every...
It's gonna make me puke.
Don't make me puke, bleh!
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
Is that Narnia?
I watched the Narnia movie.
Who's up with those kids, huh?
Always kids getting... I read The Giver.
And I watched the movie.
And I have so many questions.
Prince Capsaician!
And I asked you, this is not a stairwell, it's my, it's, it's, it's my BIRSKIT!
the time machine? I watched the movie the time machine.
What if a guy turns on the time machine and he's in the time machine and he's
going through time and he accidentally sticks his foot outside of the time
machine? Will it fall off?
Will he see his foot turn into a skeleton?
What if he has a skeleton foot?
But what if he goes backwards in time and not forwards?
Will he have a fetus foot?
A baby foot.
Will it turn into a fetus foot?
These are the real questions nobody asked.
You have dinosaur feet!
What?
What the fuck?
You can't change the past because the reason you built the time machine would not exist.
You know what? I'm-
You keep your logic and reason and facts to yourself.
You keep that to yourself.
Norman Reedus?
Why are you bringing him into this conversation?
Do you play Roblox?
I do play Roblox, but I haven't played Roblox in a while.
It's been a hot minute?
Hot minute!
mini have you read neural mancher what the fuck is that
what is that it sounds like some sort of warhammer thing
Proximity chat? What the fuck?
Sometimes I swear, sometimes you guys just type in random words into chat and just be like,
I wonder if she'll read this.
How about reading Little Women?
Stuart Little. I don't want to read...
WHY IS IT ALL LITTLE?!
What the fuck?
You don't think I see what you're doing?
I see what you're doing.
Wait a minute, I'm stupid!
I want to sing a bunch of songs and I don't want to repeat a song.
Do you think that's too tall of an order to not repeat a song unless somebody asked me
to sing it again and I guess I have to
who knows I've done it before y'all act like I've never done it before yeah
cyclical and how many songs they sing like a hundred
Can you sing can him all da-da-da-da-da da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I think I can.
Getting the dog from last year, hey show me that dog.
We'll be for we are all from one piece.
Yeah, we can do that.
Would it do a little bit of my girl's pussy?
Mouse can sing anything?
Any songs from Mugenics?
I'll sing Paper Moon in honor of Soul Eater, hopefully coming back with a remake.
It was really fun to watch everybody online freak out when they saw all the Soul Eater
tie in with Fire Force at the end.
That was pretty cool.
That was so fun to watch, that was fun to see.
Everybody losing their shit.
How about careless whisperers just won't work?
Work!
Work!
Sing the itsy-bitsy spider.
The itsy-bitsy spider went up your mama's snout.
Get it?
We think about that, like it?
Get it out of there now!
No!
No!
Do some 90s anime theme songs like Slayers.
Uh, 90s anime.
What's a Slayers song?
Slayers?
Oh my god.
the biggest crush on that that that one chick with the huge tits?
Slayer's huge breast girl.
What was her name?
Naga, yes.
Bro, she was everywhere in my house.
I remember seeing pictures of her everywhere.
I'm like, who's this big booby lady?
This big titted girl
This chick
Oh
This chick right here my oh my god
She was everywhere
With her big-ass boobs
with her big ass boobs bro her big ass boobs I think I could do some 90s
these animaays.
So he goes for the OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!
He likes OH-HO-HO-HO!
He likes, uh, he likes things.
I also like um...
Uh... I think you could tell. I think you know what, you know who else he likes? He liked um...
Who's her name? Oh, Motoko from Ghost in the Shell. Oh my god.
Yeah, he liked her too.
She also was everywhere.
I saw her everywhere, bro.
She was bad-ass and hot.
Based on fiction!
The new ghost in the show anime drops!
animation a brother of culture
oh my nice it's almost time what are we gonna do
what are we gonna do guys
ScarJo didn't okay major did you actually like the ghost in the show movie?
I didn't like it.
I mean I didn't like it I buy and by that I mean the live action one the live action one the live action one
The live action one the live action one
The live action one I
I did not like it.
I didn't like it.
I just did not like it.
You should have stayed in the sh-
Put that shit back in the shale!
Put it back!
Why aren't you playing the Valve Turni with all the streamers?
What?
Why am I not playing in the Valorant tournament?
Have you... Have you ever witnessed me play Valorant?
Have you seen the new reboot for Ghost in the Shell called The Ghost in the Shell?
from the studio that did Dandan and it looks awesome good I want to see ghost and shells
all good
Good!
Goals have shells? Yes, shells!
Mouse in the Shell!
Ghosts are turtles, yes!
Guys, don't forget, if you watch Cyclothon, you can get a badge for Cyclothon.
There's a badge for cyclotons.
Do we get bingo? We do got bingo! There is a bingo card for this year! Are you excited?
The bingo card consists of...
I know you love singing Santaria by Sublime, but I was hoping during Cyclathon you might
sing what I got. Always wanted to hear you sing it. Excited for the next few days of
fun with everyone.
What I got. Um...
I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh!
Guys, the maid cafe schedule is up posting.
So main cafe at Asayoru cafe, the schedule got posted.
I will be at the Asayoru cafe on the 8th and on the 9th.
May 8th and May 9th, I will be there, live.
Live.
Live.
Some important information regarding meet and greets which...
The session information is as follows.
They are $80 and includes a 90 minute live performance by virtual maids.
And a Sayoro's maids.
Each session has a capacity of 40 attendees.
Sessions include a complimentary gift and a full course featured meal, which includes
an entree, dessert, and a drink.
The gifts include a sticker pad, a PVC coaster, a three copy signed checkie, acrylic standee,
checkie photo with maids, and a table mat.
And session content varies by talent.
There will be live chatting and a performance with, by the way, I will be singing.
I will be singing and I think we're also doing a Q&A I think and then we're gonna go from table to table, so
That'll be fun
But it says please note that some talents may stream portions of the set. Ah wait we can stream it
Well
What is it happening, uh, well I'm doing two days and my time's on, lemme see.
Eleven?
I can't read!
It's too small!
Oh brother!
Oh brother!
11 to 1500!
Oh that's walkings.
1700 to 1830.
Guys I don't understand what this means.
Guys what does this mean?
What does mean guys?
What does mean?
What's all this stuff that mean?
What does all mean?
Let me get this properly.
Oh, the animation is so cute.
What the animation is so cute, bruh?
Oh, the animation is so cute.
What the animation is so cute, bruh?
What the animation is?
I don't think this is new, bro.
I think it's like, I think this is the one that he used last year.
I think it's like, I think this is the one that I used last year.
But it's always cute to see.
Hey, there I am!
There's a disturbance in Lego City!
I'm on the case, bro.
Something bad is happening in Lego City.
Accurate.
Oh, when they kidnapped...
Wow.
When they kidnapped Felix.
oh shit is this is this pee what's happening here oh yes screaming sex in a
tunnel
Oh, yes beautiful beautiful flowers
Hey that's me, why I look like that though?
Hey, why I look like that?
Hey, why I look like that?
I'm a grown woman why do I look like that hey what hey what hey whoa hey whoa
Damn, eat up, boys.
Eat up, bros.
Oh, shit me and my friend, Grail!
My go-kart.
Hey, why do I look like that current model?
Hey, hey be quiet. Hey you be quiet you. Hey you be quiet you. Hey, hey be quiet you.
What? What's up with all these monkeys? Hey that's me on the TV. Hey that's me sleeping.
Hey, what's happening there? Hey, wait, I'm in the back. I'm in the back in a in a billboard. That's me
Let's be in a billboard
Lawson
Lawson
The last day.
Guys, don't think about the last day we just started.
What are you clapping my hands?
You're already sad we just started.
Don't be sad, we just started!
Don't be sad guys, we just started!
What's wrong with you?
Don't cry!
We just started! See you next year, chat, oh god!
Wow, I can't believe Saekuton's already over!
I can't believe it's already over.
Budget.
Over before it even began.
I can't believe they raised error.
And so it begins.
And so it began.
My favorite moment of Cycle Thon 2026 was when Connor took that corner while doing 6-7
shit was so cash.
What the fuck?
Um, wait?
What the?
Put that shit on the bingo card bro!
Oh my god wait...
Are we gonna...
Oh god they better not do like a 6-7 bit.
Nooo...
Don't...
Don't do a 6-7 bit!
Don't do it six times a bit, please!
Don't make that a thing!
Please!
Oh God!
Help!
Oh my God, I could see it now,
it's gonna be crazy.
I'm gonna be like, oh, six times a...
Oh!
Ugh!
["Sixth Time a Bit"]
Well, you know what?
If it becomes a thing,
then that thing you know is dead.
It's too late! It's too late! You can't stop it now! You can't stop it, Rev! You can't stop it now! It's too late! It's too late, Rev! Can't stop it!
If anyone can kill it, it's- oh my god, we'll- Chris Lay 6-7.
Holy shit.
Your first cyclothon, you're nervous for your first cyclothon, it's okay to be nervous
your first time.
It's okay to be nervous your first time.
The first time is always the hardest time.
It's okay.
I'm getting my my shit ready to sing later every day singing on cyclical day I'm gonna
sing uh
I need opera numbers on the list, uh, not today.
You mean Big Booty Club? Yeah I will sing Big Booty Club! I'm gonna keep on listening to Big Booty Club!
Wait, do you have a list? I don't need a list, it's in my brain.
But I do have a list of all the songs I sang last year.
Wait, you have a brain flow?
I ponded off a few years ago.
What is the biggest challenge of singing opera versus pop type songs?
It is hard for me to sing opera now because I don't have the same breath capacity that
I used to have so it's kind of difficult also, it's very stressful on me.
It's hard, you gotta get into a zone.
Sometimes I can't stay in that zone.
I can't stay in the zone all the time. I can't do it. I can't do it.
I can't stay in the zone every time.
I need you and Schlatt to sing my way. Well, let's hope he, he decide he, he, he does a song with me.
When he comes I'm gonna be like, please.
Please, Joseph. Please. Please, sir. Please.
Please
He please please
Please
I was told there was a mouse in a cart. I am in a basket. Yes, I'm in a basket. I cannot confirm or deny
Actually, I can't confirm
Fun frame!
Will you make Slot into a V-Tuber?
I don't think he would ever be a V-Tuber.
Or more agree to it.
I'll sing the Fire Force song, I'll sing the Maginari air song.
Does the basket at least have a good cushion?
Yes, it has a good cushion!
Work the 500, Happy Easter Mouse and everyone in chat A3.
Happy Easter!
Thank you! Are you gonna sing Golden Shower?
Yes.
Golden Shower.
I shall sing Golden Shower.
There's a lord, oh my lord!
He's got the one is...
Yes!
I would love a duet with Shia of Golden Shawar.
Oh yes!
Maybe?
Any K-pop dealer under yes.
We can be golden.
Boop-pat!
Yes.
Boop-pat!
Boop-pat!
Boop-pat!
Boop-pat!
Yes.
First time buying a sub so you can watch me with no ads?
Well, you know how welcome's welcome to the party.
Welcome on in.
By the way, that reminds me, we need to get new emotes.
It's been years.
It's been years, bros.
It's been years.
We need more emotes.
I'm not the 6'7 anymore!
No pfff!
You missed me seeing plastic!
Hello mouse and chat. Did you know that the most recent episode of law and order SVU featured a VTuber?
Her model and stream was shown in the intro of the show though the episode was about the person behind the avatar of course
Tubers are spreading to mainstream network television
We talked about it the other day. Yeah, I remember we were we were critiquing a
VTuber
We were critiquing the VTuber.
We used to do a KDA song.
Oh, shit.
KDA.
Remember when KDA released the song?
Remember when all that stuff happened and everybody was going crazy over KDA?
We were like, oh my god!
I didn't even know about League of Legends were like, what is this KDA stuff? Oh my god, they're so cool. I'm like, that's League of Legends.
Like, what the fuck is League of Legends?
It was everywhere.
Will you be writing on the iPad this year?
Yes I will.
I don't know if we're doing it today though.
I think Connor asked me if I wanted to be on the iPad today but I don't.
Was it today?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
I just don't know.
I don't even know I just don't know
Hey Billy is your song? Oh shit
Excuse me.
Salute!
Thank you!
Salute!
Salute!
Is that a dog?
Sneeze.
What the fuck?
I'm not a dog!
What the fuck? I am not a dog!
She wore a sneeze! What the-
I swear to God.
You and me, we're gonna fight.
Me and you, we're gonna fight.
You and me, plus my friend makes three.
We're gonna fight.
If a goat, why small? What the fuck?
I don't know if human, why stupid?
You tell me!
You told me bro, you told me, you told me, you told me that's what I want to know, it's
the conundrum of the day.
The conundrum of the day is that.
Riddle me this.
Are you a singer? No.
What on the snack menu? Uh, I don't have a snack right now.
I'm not a singer.
I'm not a singer. I should never make music ever again. I should never. I should
I should never do it.
I should never do it.
People told me not to.
People told me not to.
They told me not to.
I should never do it though.
Oh, they can eat kaka.
The variable that people told you not to, uh, it's true, somebody even made a video
about it and told me to stop making music, it's true.
That's true.
It was Congress all the time.
I don't recommend that video until the youtube not to send me stuff on that video.
channel again you know people are about to make whatever they want to make you
know it's fine it's it's just people's opinion
As this opinion, it's fine.
Of course Connor is late to Cycloton again this year.
Pfft!
Yeah, listen people are not to be wrong, it's fine.
I'm so mad that this enemy girl-
This fucking enemy girl-
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Sunny! Sunny, thank you so much for the rain!
I hope you had a great stream.
Hello, everybody.
Why pink red sing?
Why she sing?
I don't know.
Why pink rat?
How's pink rat?
Why?
If pink rat shaped, why no sing?
We can't just sing from a book.
Why no sing? What the fuck?
We can't just sing from the get-go. We can't just sing right off the bat.
Little, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you, Little.
Is that a flower covered by candle? Yes, and have a sin-moral with me.
If Singh shaped white pink rat, what the fuck?
Clearly rat is correct shape for chef pilot.
Not Singh.
Pivot into remote control cooking streams.
I'm a ratatouille.
Where is your helmet?
I don't need a helmet.
I got two horns.
See?
The horns will save me.
They'll stop any blow to my head.
me they'll stop any blow to my head.
The horns will save me every time.
But can they stop the chomplat?
Of course!
Of course they can!
wait he got no little little thingies down here
that's so cute
these little things are so cute
what?
that's so cute
wow finally he changed them from all that
he finally changed them
After all this time, when you're in the ugly-ass lake...
It's wapa?
No, I'm fair.
No, I'm fair.
No, I'm fair.
Fair, fair, fair.
Yeah.
Mouse is there a bingo card ready?
Yes.
Yes.
Bingo card.
It's blim- blim-blow!
Blim-blow! Blim-blow pluff!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Why am I so dumb?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
The fuck is wrong with me?
Just throw me in the garbage already.
Throw me out.
Throw me in the garbage.
Put me in a pot.
Cook me.
Put me in a pot.
Cook me.
Give me a pot, cook me, boil me, twice-bake me, grill me, fry me, saute me, let me,
You fit in the pothole
Oh mousey
Yes
Oh mousey, I'm so excited. This is the third cycle done that I get to watch with you
I'll always love your happy carry please sing scuttlebutt for me
Now I realize why it got taken off because it's scuttlebutt
Of course I'm Borked.
Gentlemen, welcome!
Help! He's only in one ear! Help!
Number 5, welcome!
Let's go!
Who's excited?
Help, I only hear him in one ear and it's freaking me out.
We're in the middle of fucking nowhere.
We're in Oma, the very top of Almorey, the very top of the main island in Japan.
We're going all the way to Ulsan.
I'm dead in one ear.
We're on the drone now, it's over there.
Yeah, we're on the drone now.
Wow.
It's like a thousand seagulls.
What the fuck?
Why is this over here?
Big audio delay.
Not a single person here to see us off, but we've got 500 seagulls here, I'm ready
for some action.
Shall we get going?
All right, this is nice.
I want to stay here.
Let's take a look.
All right, we're on this camera now.
All right, hello.
Hey there, guys.
We can see you.
We are on what perfectly describes as the edge of the world, right?
An epic adventure.
On an epic adventure.
Oh fuck, God, it's all on the left side.
We're out of time. Left side.
Why is it so long?
What did you say?
What?
audio audio left ear
What did you say?
Disaster. This is where Japan's most expensive Tuna comes from. This exact town. So even though it's super remote, there's some cool stuff happening there.
Guys, I think I'm going to go buy a Tuna.
We're getting left ear audio on loan.
Yes.
How do we fix that? How do we fix it into mono?
You wouldn't get this on a TV show.
See, we're trying to give...
Sorry, the camera's like,
Seagulls, fucking audio!
This is how we have Paul over there, he's gonna help.
Stop massaging your left ear at home.
Oh, no.
I don't know why it's not in mono.
Maybe you should be on the iPad.
Maybe you should...
Uh, no, not yet.
I didn't want to be on the iPad, like, from the start.
We should be taking all the stats.
What the fuck are you kidding but I'm ready for the cycle I'm ready
I swear
In this
The hommagorot
The bluefin chinet
Each one's worth
50, 70, 70 grand
What?
We ate the pile of them yesterday
We did not eat 79 grand
There were 70 grand?
That's big
I mean they're bigger than they normally are
I think they can get smaller
It's called left shadow not left, you know what?
I said that's a hearty key to that.
Let's hear!
How much of that could you eat?
I can eat all this section here.
Little lean fatty bit.
No, the fatty bits on the bottom isn't it?
Oh, there's a fucking puddle.
So you have a brand new bike.
Well, it's the one from last year.
So I rented, or you rented, and I stole.
Because every year I get on my bike,
and I was like, oh, it's a clown bike!
And I was like, not this time.
And to be fair, this one actually fits me.
Thank you so much for the rain out here a great stream. I'm sorry that audio is kind of fucked up
What the fuck man?
Let's go talk to Paul about our audio being one
Paul I'm going to fix your audio
I can't hear I'm deaf. Hey, thank you
Help us. Help.
Just one ear. One ear. Yeah.
You can fix that. And they're saying it's quiet, so...
Well, quiet is probably my chest.
Help.
I'm yours up to how...
What do you mean? It's all the way up to 100!
The volume's all the way up!
You're gone.
There we go, chat. She'll be fixed now.
Oh my God! Hallelujah! My ear!
No, he doesn't hooray because he will constantly forget to turn it on and off
Yeah, there we go. They're saying it's a little quiet. I don't know if that's like a problem either
It was a problem, but it's not anymore
Yeah, boost it
Boost it boost it boost it
Thank you for the nation's chat. Do you guys hear that by the way? Do you hit Brian?
No, what?
No
So do you just hear Brian no just here Brian no
Volume is good. All right, I don't hear fucking Brian. Oh, yeah
No, okay. Well, she's just on it
Hi, sorry, we're a little scuff getting started
It looks scary. It looks scary.
Hi Brian.
Oh my god, there's a second Brian.
Another Brian.
Who's Brian?
Alright Charlie, I'll put you on my uh, my chest here.
Consider the following name, Brian.
I'll leave my bike here for a second, chap.
I'll walk over here.
I'll take this one.
I'll take this one.
Oh my god, a third Brian!
Brian!
Wait, how many Brian's are there?
Yes, dude.
Oh my God, there's four Brian's!
You're not Brian, you're Brainer.
Oh, good.
Look at this.
We are kind of out.
There's so many Brian's.
Really, like, at the edge of the world's vibes.
There's not really too much going on here.
But there is a cool lighthouse.
I think I can zoom.
I forgot how to do this.
Nope, that's...
Okay.
I've got to take this off actually, that should help, I don't know, right over there you can
see the tiny little lighthouse, it doesn't come across very well on the screen but,
oh, how many fucking brains mate?
Hold on let me put this back on now your lens is on now
shirt whoa whoa is that rain ho a rainbow $1,000 donation $1,000
You can afford that? What the hell?
That's the fuck that corner, what the fuck?
Hey, it could be exciting if I won as well.
I heard don't pay a thousand dollars.
We do have booby voice on the TTS as well.
It can be done. I don't know when or what triggers it.
The mods have decided.
Booby is now, can be on the speaker.
Yay!
Why do you not want booby?
Isn't it like evil?
Like with the white grassy voice.
It's not like me.
It sounds very similar to me.
It's not like me.
I don't like me.
He is not like him.
Have you seen...
Have you seen Lighthouse?
That movie was so fucking weird.
He was a part of the mermaid.
He fucked the mermaid.
I think Cedric Diggory died.
He died that day, didn't he?
The part of Cedric Diggory died.
The reason we come with these cyclophones is Connor's like,
I need to bury my first horcrux.
I didn't know places.
I tell you I'm just split my soul and if you want to know where Connors first
Horcrux is on that lighthouse over there you can find hidden away in a
ten years
that's really cool though
and uh...
oh here we go
oh wow he's gonna die
he's really gonna die
and this would show you all the
who would
uh...
i fucking knew it bruv
i can't read that can't you
is that mac?
how do you read this can't you Chris?
matzu
I can't read that kanji either, what a coincidence.
Is it the kanji for Oma?
Or Masaki maybe?
Oh my god.
This guy's gonna bust his ass before he cycles and he's not gonna be able to cycle on the bike.
Tell us your thoughts about Oma.
Once upon a time, there was Oma and they discovered, so this is like the most fertile straight in the world for Blifin Cina.
and they've eaten them all so they can only use just like one rod method but
they just put one rod down get one tuna at a time rather than a big sweeping net
and on a clear day like yesterday or even now actually you can see a Hokkaide just
there you can see like the mountain protruding over Hakodate so we're
actually closer to Hokkaide than we are to like Almore City and it's very
beautiful this is very nice now the weather's got better I just want to
sit here all day and look at the sea. It's so calm as well.
Did Chris eat them all? What is this? Here I am giving you knowledge and
infinite wisdom. You're a bit fat, innit? It's like being back at school. I hate this.
I hate this. But you can see like the little boats bobbing on the water and they're there
to catch the bluefin tuna and ship it off to the rich folk in Tokyo. Most people
here don't get to eat the very stuff they're catching because it sells much better
Wow.
We didn't, it was quite expensive.
How much was it for 12 pieces?
It was about 6,000 yen, which is about $35-40.
But Conor was paying, so it was fine, so it was fine.
And it's kind of cool, even here in the most remote corners of like Japan, this town has
the greatest thing in the entire country.
It was very peaceful.
The best place in China.
Until they eat it all, and it's gone.
That was so good of fun.
Yeah, it's lovely, isn't it?
Excuse me, where's the internet cafe?
It's a hill day, there's a big hill coming up and I'm a bit like, I don't want to do that.
We were in the car on the way over.
Ian promised me there was no hills again.
We were in the car on the way over and Chris saw, you know, I was playing Slade, I was
playing Slade the Spire and I was like, oh this hill seems pretty excessive and then
Chris goes, bloody hell, what is this hill?
Because it was quite steep, it was very steep.
Yeah, you're fucking Everest!
It was very ski.
It was fucking Everest to shame!
And it was like, it's not like a nice little incline.
It's so big it you're for Tristan Turby on Loneys.
And well, he's playing Sniper through on his way to Zygodon.
What about me?
I wanna play Sniper through the hook!
I'll be fast.
Okay.
What's going on guys?
I'm gonna bring up, actually I'm gonna put a starting value on my second minor.
You might be there for my shit, but that's okay.
With the drizzle, it's actually really nice.
Not a single wave on the sea.
I need to show a chap in front of the statue.
Yeah, let's go back. We're going back here, aren't we?
Yeah, let's show you.
So this is to commemorate the tuna that they eat.
I don't know what to watch out for that step.
What's the fist here?
Tell us about the fist.
He's the same as the punch the tuna in the face.
If the tuna doesn't get on with him.
I have to set it up.
That's the fist in the magic fist.
He's kind of aggressive, isn't it?
It's like we respect the tuner for what it gives us for the bountiful life and we're fucking punching the freaks
to get to my fucking war. It's like it's like a fist coming out of the way.
You fucking from this angle it does look like a night out in Romford Essex. You fucking want some mate?
Look at the, come here, come here, look at this.
Look at this angle.
You fucking do you? You're getting in my way sunshine.
He's needlessly aggressive. It's not like a happy fist is it?
What the f*** is a happy fist? More of a happy fist even looking.
Is that what a satchel has done?
It's poor tuna.
I'm going to Essex.
It's all very aggressive. You wouldn't see this in Wales would you?
Like a sheep and a f***ing fist.
A sheep and a baseball bat.
No, in the car and fields.
The people here love the tuna and respect them until they fish them and eat them all.
But yeah, really cool fun.
Oh, can't we go on a boat and like fish them and scare them psycho.
Okay, that's a boat of fun.
Like fucking ship it.
Why should we?
After 10 minutes you'll be like, I'm sick, I'm sick! This is awful!
A boat of fun!
Hey, I heard those donations.
Why is it like...
What the fuck, am I going crazy?
Missed.
Am I going fucking crazy?
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, now I hear it.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Here's Brian, Brian's back guys.
Brian.
Let's put the chat phone.
Chat phone.
One moment.
There you go.
Wow, look at those donations right away, Shayne.
Look at all these.
Hello, it's me, LeBron.
Just wanted to say...
Oh, it's LeBron!
You are my sunshine.
My only sunshine, you make me happy.
When skies are gray, you'll never know, Bobby.
Thank you.
Mods, by the way, I'm not trying to hoe you, Chad.
But we want the donation to be 25 for Brian to read it out.
Just because otherwise...
Look, we gotta raise money.
We ride not just for distance,
but for purpose.
for purpose yeah I know yeah I know I know I know yeah let's talk to that one
sure thank you chat I'll take it down to the marriage I guess you'll pause it so
if you do donate it will come through still so yeah so I put this back on me
now let me know if the audio works oh my god why is my skin dry we're doing
Well, I'm using the camera's audio, so it's very misty, isn't it?
I need hydration.
Sounds good, sounds good, sounds good. It works, it works.
Okay, cool.
Audio's good. Yeah, so, chat, we invented a pause button on the TTS, so if you do donate, now...
I need hydration!
I'm going to play them all.
Of course I'm asking!
We have a 74 kilometer stretch and luckily the weather has just cleared up
It was raining all night last night and this morning right until we
What charities this time? Oh the same charity, the immune deficiency found in here.
I'm staying nice and warm.
Get what the program!
VA Merge. Go to sudova.com every single item. $5 will get all its charities
So if you do want to commemorate the cycle of thumb anyway, you can do it.
The idea!
I'm sure you have the jersey on there. Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
$5 gift charity.
$5 gift charity.
Every item.
The rest, you fucking hell!
It's literally the same charity, and we knew!
I thought you were tying that down a bit more.
Jesus Christ!
Okay, well...
You're going to screw in the thing, yeah?
Yeah, I don't know how that happened to be honest with you.
Alright, chat well.
At least it didn't happen on the bike.
And luckily it happened while we were on post-cap.
You said it, we caught it.
That's alright, I got it.
Good Lord!
I don't know how that happened.
It's too early for livestream fails, Connor.
Oh my God!
The cycle's not answered before it even begun!
We got merch. There's quite a lot of things I should talk about.
So we have merch at CWBA.com as always.
We have, for the first time, an actual cycling and...
I'll show you guys.
Oh, they're asking what size you're wearing as well.
Me? I believe you're all owls.
So...
We don't take any else.
Actually, this one, I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, Jersey.
Oh, with the cute monkey as well.
Oh, that's adorable, fucking hell.
Why are we getting it?
Because you said size L.
Oh, I was like, oh, I really, it's bad?
I think there's my life.
So, I mean, obviously, the reason why we never made these before was because it's kind of a niche thing to get a cycling jersey.
maybe you want one and I'm sure it's like you know it's not gonna win any
cycling awards for the in like second year seems true to France although you
will when me and Chris get there this is pretty cute super cute yeah I think so
too
so not for me but $2 for every cup Chris was charity and so you want to get
the game stops and you want to get it
because I
love
love
globally
I don't even get it
small price point to you want to
like
and we also have
if you watch the cycle from I think
for
it's two or three hours you will get
a global torch badge which you can
you know put on your name kind of like
the Elrin badge they always use. I see that one all the time. And I think you can use it
for a year, I think, on any Twitch channel. Or if you watch the Cyclathon for at least
two hours. Yeah, we also have, I believe, a global emote. If you sub-dream Cyclathon
or gift a sub-dream Cyclathon, you will get a donate emote. I think it's Seedog
Donate. I don't know if anyone has it right now. I don't know if it's available.
Nice.
Apparently, it's only one hour.
What's one hour?
Ideally, we'd like one day.
What's one day?
I need that!
Prime Sub's don't count as well, by the way.
Yeah, we have it.
There we go.
Yeah, the Sea Dog Donate.
It's me and Mouse hauling up like a money bag.
I need that!
So, yeah, if you want, I believe that emote is permanent.
I could be wrong.
The badge is one year, but I think the emote's permanent.
So if you sub or give to sub, you'll get that.
So a lot of fun stuff, really.
I'm very calm with Twitch's uh...
I'm not ready to go!
I'm not ready to go!
I'm not ready to go!
I've been a sub for years!
And we have TTS?
We do have booby as well
on the TTS. I haven't decided
how it should be like
unleashed. Should it be a dollar amount?
Like if you donate over two dollars or something
or a hundred, booby will read it all.
Should it be like, hey we unlock booby time?
Like X amount raised.
raised. I also realized, uh, holy, I also realized the mods. There's one key problem
with my, my TTSF. Uh, I don't know if you can, if you, Paul, can recognize what might
be wrong or chant. I just realized it just now. What, what's missing?
I'm giving some.
What do you think is missing? The stream? The total race.
Oh yeah!
I have no idea what we're at.
There is a lot of gifted subs flying here.
Where is there really?
It's going like absolutely insane.
What the hell?
There's so many.
7000.
7000.
7000.
No, there's non-stop machine going like
to lots and lots.
Oh Jesus.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
That's insane.
What the fuck?
The chat is just like
Holy fuck.
So fast.
Holy shit.
There's a lot going on here.
Is it broken?
That's ridiculous!
That's insane!
I can barely see it on here, but...
We're bringing back the Megathon Moys.
We're bringing it back.
That's ridiculous.
Whoa!
Your notifications are going wild for about an hour.
What the fuck?
That updated a cycle of 9,000 old cycles.
What the hell is that?
I've never seen anything like that before, these actual fucks.
It's not stopped since you've been talking.
It's just keeping going silent for cycle time, guys.
Hell yeah, we've got 15 days of this.
And we have guests joining throughout.
Today it's just me and Chris and then from tomorrow we'll have a guest joining us
It's the first time this guest has ever
formalized this is it
so it's gonna be a lot of fun to have him around
so for example I could pause phone back but we have so many donations and
something
level 31 hype train
wait can John the main
can somebody send me the link of the
can somebody send me the link of the
can somebody send me the link of the
holy fuck
oh no and the scroll doesn't go that far back
yeah it's like
31 hype train
So let me just tell you how many you've got.
This is insane.
I've never seen this many times.
It's still going!
What the fuck?
I'm pressing X on the thing constantly to get rid of all the notifications.
What the fuck?
You're going to be...
Level 32 is crazy!
That's insane!
What the hell?
I think the rest of your cycle is just going to be notifications all day catching up before
you pause them, right?
Oh my God.
This is...
So this is the record I've ever had of a hypochromic.
I've never done it.
That's insane.
I'm guessing everyone wants to be a man.
everyone is able to get in a mode so hopefully you can all spam c-dog donate
and you'll know throughout the cycle with them we did I did try chat to get it
tied to donations but I did try because I wanted it to be towards charity I do
appreciate the subs but make sure you please go donate or get 33 33 is crazy
I'm pressing X to get rid of them this is ridiculous is this because Chris isn't
on the screen you won't come back to level 35
Jesus this is ridiculous I've never seen anything like this I'm so sorry I
want to like thank everyone this is kind of crazy but I've never seen any like
this amount this is actually absurd thank you so much
constantly when we have all this cool stuff around us 34 I can't close it
enough to like I've ever seen this before hello look oh my god oh my god
96, look at this, I'm 35.
Oh, do you know how to play old video games?
So I don't know how to worry about this.
I play, okay, level 35 high-trade.
That's insane.
Okay, that's kind of ridiculous.
Wow, we've had some massive donations, Kronos 250.
I can't score back more on the donations,
I'm gonna ask the mods to fix that on the app iteration
so that I can actually go through,
because we've obviously been having so many donations.
I don't even know what we're at.
which seven thousand dollars raise
jay
all and also on the march as well
just so many things to talk about
the warren james the much companies that match five thousand so the first five
thousand that gets donated through much sense
they'll match it
it'll be done
looking ready to go
they got thirty six
posting
i'll be bringing a thousand as well thank you very much
I really appreciate you.
I do really appreciate it.
Damn, we're at 11k!
I guess.
Fix the donuts.
Oh, is it stalled?
We're over 12k.
Oh, wow.
Cyclops on fire for our donation.
It's still broken.
Something's never changed.
It's 11,809.
And it's probably more than that.
Because it isn't counting in the merch yet.
Accounting in the merch and the game of subs I forgot how we're gonna add that
Basically just watch enjoy
Have you checked the PDF
It's still going guys you are amazing 98% of 36 level already beat it so I saw it 37 my bed 37 now
That is insane
The twitch app crashed for me
Level 67
We've got 19.7 thousand, or 19 thousand.
Mine died.
Mine just straight up died.
It's definitely one.
Oh no.
It's like that.
Oh my God.
Well I'm glad you guys are excited and ready for the cyclical thought.
I know we are.
We...
Yeah, it doesn't feel real.
I think it won't feel real until the first hill.
Until you get on the bike, maybe.
Yeah.
I don't...
I don't start feeling real, so no worries.
I actually just do this every day.
Bro, I don't start feeling real already.
Where's he gone?
Where's he gone?
Toilet.
Where's your gun?
Let him be!
Where are we going to as well?
Not like Endgore.
Let him be! Let him be!
It won't feel real until the stream dies, holy.
No stream death.
No.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
I should probably wear that.
Chris has gone on to level 50, maybe.
Dimple protection.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'll get my donut later.
Even though it's not that windy now, it's pretty handy.
I was gonna wait for the full lap day.
That's the one I'm getting in my donut.
I don't want us to fall down while I'm cycling.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, stretch!
I did a stretch.
That's insane.
$16,000 raised already.
Jeez.
That's ridiculous.
If I resume TTS, does it just start going?
It's not going.
Bounce on it, crazy.
Oh god.
God, that's it.
It begins!
I'm high.
Half-hour.
Yes, companies might do charity match.
Okay, it does work.
It does work.
Okay, I'll save until we get on the bike.
I'm fucking course, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Of course.
I'm fucking course.
They want to do it every day.
It's 15 days, cut a lot.
Remained!
Ryan is back.
Chat.
We got a brainstorm.
I don't know. I don't particularly want to listen to them all day.
We're still doing Cheerio Kera 5K?
Yeah.
I say we start at 20K.
This is so beautiful. I don't want to go.
Last year I think we started 6K and 35K.
That's the camera's mic now. Yo yo yo, what up?
fish on the planet comes from this town.
Number two.
Is that what you googled?
No, I fucking did it before nine years ago.
Number two.
Thirty-five K is fine.
The residents here have an interesting relationship.
Thirty K in every five K.
Okay.
Thirty K in every five K.
There's a statue over there with a fish and a fist.
A literal thing.
And number three, the reason we come to these remote places is so corner-coded.
I'd like to go to the lake here right now.
Now.
Now.
The first pork rucks is on that lighthouse.
So if you come here, get a little bite.
I'm going to go to the lake right now.
I'm going to go to the lake right now.
Now.
Now.
The first pork rucks is on that lighthouse.
So if you come here get a little boat, what is the object look out for a ten year?
He's in there and that's my knowledge
You hype everyone up I turn up every now and then go
Yeah
What does hype train mean?
What is hype train?
What is hype train?
What is hype train?
This is the highest I've ever had it, for the most part.
They can get in the mobs and use it on the channel.
What does that mean by the benefit of hype train?
There is no. It's just how much scams it gives.
Fantastic.
Hey!
Look at him!
Look at him!
We've got 20,000 people watching right now.
That's cool, but look at that fit.
Isn't that the best?
So the fish here is like three million dollars.
The most expensive fish in the world
was sold here.
It's three million dollars.
And the fish here say prize, the bluefin tuna.
They have a special logo for it. They stamp on the fish.
I don't know if he doesn't scream, guys.
Yeah!
I don't know shit!
I'm just a hundred dollar nation.
We're anonymous.
We're enough to psych him out.
But he loves the shit.
We just stand here okay?
Let me get the finish.
I need to stretch.
Yeah!
Okay, while he's stretching, it's time that I remind you, what we're doing this all
for, to the Immune Deficiency Foundation, the unfortunate acronym of the IDF, we
like to call it the good IDF over here, and we are raising money for people with
primary immune deficiency.
There's over, I think, 50 different, or 250 different types of diseases that all fall under
this umbrella.
And the very frustrating part about it is that it's very hard to diagnose.
It normally starts out like a little mild, then it gets worse as you get on, so it just
becomes a really horrible body of life for a lot of people.
And the emergency foundation primarily helps with getting diagnosis and helping people
get into contact with doctors or support in their area and helps fund research and also
helps patients who are struggling with any primary deficiency and kind of allows them
to live a more fulfilling life as well.
How are the donations?
A double bit.
Wow.
It's so good at this now.
They actually know.
There's loads of different ways the money is spent and how it affects people's lives.
I've gotten to personally speak to a lot of the patients who've benefited I believe that mouse
Help get the diagnosis thanks to the Ministry foundation. So it's really important to get the diagnosis and like it sounds
So that that's like the hard part
But it's such a hard thing to diagnose and to learn about so a lot of the money just goes into visibility
I'm sure you know because nobody knows about it. I didn't know what this was and so I started everyone knows like
You know the cancer and all these things and there's a lot of emphasis on treating those
Look at Chris, he's just getting people to know about him.
And so there's a massive, massive push to make sure that people can get diagnosed.
There's like a rough tool on the immunosupply website as well that can help diagnose you.
I'm not going to diagnose you, sorry.
I'll give you like maybe a, hey, you might want to go and consult a professional.
So if you are curious about it, your symptoms are kind of tough to know about.
You know, one day suddenly anesthesia might not be working correctly on you
or you just keep getting sicker
and as you get older for some reason you're just constantly sick
and the worst part is doctors will constantly misdiagnose it
because not even doctors know
and every year they also have multiple conferences where
like money goes just flying out doctors to be like hey
this is a thing you need to learn about more because this is a problem
Damn bro, you did homework, what the heck?
Yeah, there's a lot of things
Not even I'm a roller-skate
20k already raised.
Oh my god.
Yes!
20k already, boy.
That means we get 25k.
We punched the fish in the face.
And then a 10 professor.
Professor!
And then a 10 professor.
And then a 10 professor.
That's where we start the last cycle, mom.
We kind of have a little bit of an overlap, actually.
The best one in the last one.
Briefly stopping an armory, we're going in a different direction.
And like I said earlier, I consider this to be the most remote place we've ever started
in some respects, because uh, while we're on the last...
Kiss the fish? Kiss the fish!
East Hokkaido, it's quite accessible compared to here.
He's learned so much over the years.
Yeah, um, he has learned a lot. It's, you know, we...
We have been best friends for like five years now, so...
Do we squeeze?
Oh, that's...
Five years!
Five years!
Five years!
There was something snoring, like four rooms down.
And I could hear like a sound of a rumbling.
It was all like...
It was a long time.
Come here, come here.
There's the same bass here.
It's half a decade.
Almost half a decade.
Okay.
Well, thank God we're not cycling 10 km.
Shall we get started?
Yes, sir.
Holy shit.
Day one is always like the scary day.
I've done like 20 minutes of training last week 20 minutes of training to discover how fucked I really
39 is still going for
63% left they got 45 seconds to make it to 14
The train is a hype fucking shinkansen
Watch out, I do appreciate that
Do keep it in stock
I'm looking forward to the emote
But you know you've got charity to raise money for let's do it
The Hyde Book is Shinkansen!
No, you can't get over it.
I don't need to... When we get started, maybe you can...
The Hyde Book is Shinkansen!
I hope we don't need a toilet.
It takes me a little while to get regular.
I hate to say that to Shaft, but...
It's rather gross.
But, you know, when you're in the middle of nowhere,
toilets are like a rare resource.
Like a save versus evil.
You're like, oh, God, should I use it now?
A save room?
Do you hear the music too?
Oh my god.
It happened.
That is my father the biggest hype train I've ever had.
I imagine I'll ever get in my life.
I doubted you.
I did doubt you.
I doubted you guys.
I'm sorry.
What a fool I was.
Chris does this thing where he looks like he's talking to his generals in the morning.
He's like, yes.
What is this?
What is this?
That's fine.
You sound like a Nazi walker, but look at it.
No, no, because you're the famous grandson of an orchestra.
What?
There was an image.
There was a clip there.
It's not a photo.
What?
It's a Del Castro's grandson.
There was an image.
I wish that maybe the moths would pull it up on the street at some point.
What?
The little Castro's grandson sitting down on a chair,
and it looks one-to-one like this.
No way, he doesn't think my wedding is just my friend's day.
Can I hook it?
The photos of people I look like.
And the worst one was Bashar al-Assad, the former Syrian dictator.
He's like, you look like Christian, isn't it?
And all the wedding guests were like, uh-huh.
Who's gonna be next?
You look like Mr. Beast, so...
No, he does!
Oh my God, bro, he does not look like fucking Mr. Beast, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're so...
It's not really.
Well, we'll wing it.
We just found a cave, didn't we?
Yeah.
It's like 200 kilometers.
Yeah, we'll just go this way, Max.
Where's the first stop of Lawson?
I don't know if I look to the PDF.
You look to the PDF.
Oh my God, he does look like Castro's grandson.
Let me look at this.
The bell castrol grandson
Yeah, we can start maybe in front of the fish
The music doesn't quite do it justice
Starting in all the way
It does look awesome, doesn't it?
Stop it.
I'll show you where to put it off.
What the fuck?
Are you ready for the journey to begin?
Oh!
Journey across Japan.
Journey across Japan!
Da-da-da-da-da!
Alright, let's make sure, before I start cycling, that we...
What the fuck?
Look good.
I think so.
If you look good.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Holy shit!
And we're off, boys!
That's not correct!
Cycleathon 5!
We made it all the way to 5!
begins now
since a brian shall we
good luck and have fun guys
thank you bro
thank you
hey
okay well how do you
How do you suppose they're gonna get there?
How will they make it from Google to Puerto Rico?
Explain it to me.
Go on.
Swimming!
Well, I could have done that. You're right.
Whoa, we've been doing this $1,500 donation.
What the fuck? $1,500?
Woo!
Yes, VOD Watches. Please look in the description below. There is a link to their way to Qingxiang in the holy name.
No, no, that's so bad. Dude, I, I... Oh my god, I mispronounced the city of Chongqing on the podcast and got it the other way around. It was terrible.
Oh my god.
And Chris was laughing at me.
Oh, congrats.
Handsome!
Yeah, don't let Reinhardt to meet you guys.
It's on the maintenance guy.
Yeah, sure. One thousand.
I've got it up as well.
Disasterous misspelling.
It was a disastrous pronunciation from Reinhardt.
Oh, that's twenty-four thousand.
Reinhardt, look, Reinhardt...
I'm not riding a bike or a car.
I'm riding a basket.
Why are you stopping already?
The car park.
I'm in a basket.
I know where we go.
I'm the math man.
I'm in a basket.
They call me cheesy.
Oh
They're only cheesy
Let's go
I like the picture
Hey
I've gone the wrong way man
Yeah
But I brought classical notes
you can do as cool events as you all are.
Make way to the fucking room!
You're not in for a show.
Much love.
You inspire me every day.
To never be as lazy as you.
Ha ha ha!
Cyclethon 5.
Cyclethon 5.
Much love.
Yes.
Mouse the Goat.
What?
What did you say?
Let's break all the records.
Me?
Let's break all the records, dude.
Why not?
I'm excited.
You've been safe travels during this season.
Thank you.
Cyclethon.
Love you, monk and mouse.
Ah, thank you.
It will have a successful run.
Let's get this.
Yeah, let's get it.
Hey, my pleasure.
Over the years.
Hey.
What?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Dude, two million is in, say, I don't know.
I think if we even get close to a million, I'd love it.
I'd love it.
To be honest with you.
country versus country donna wars
every other man who can eat the many chicken wings can't do I can't eat a
lot of chicken wings
the generational cake first time catching this live happy to
listen nice words are they even listening? what do you mean? I have written for the
biggest donations yet glad to see you guys are doing another ride looking
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Oh my god, not the freaking butt, son.
No, no, no, no.
Yes!
That's no idea.
Yes!
Oh, this is awesome.
I, I, I saw the whole roof.
I plotted the whole journey.
I know every store.
It's time to go.
No, no, no, no.
We'll get a new meme.
We'll get a new meme this year.
We can't recycle.
Yeah
No idea
Congratulations on one billion
Look at that wow so many seagulls
It's like a town for them
We've already raised $25,000.
$25,000.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, that scared the fuck out of me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He's joining us later on another day.
I don't remember what day you joined.
Oh, my God.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
That was so loud.
What the fuck?
I love you, Roy.
Roy.
Hello from Wales, you have some lats, something from is the best yow-ee series out there.
Yow-kay, it's not a yow-ee.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it!
Kilometers, is it to Arlenhawk, Tewa? Where can I find a head shop?
Purple, purple, purple, purple!
Hey Connor and Chris, I'm here on the cycle.
Looking forward to getting my cycling jersey.
Yeah, dude.
We're looking at getting some new gear.
Dude, the jersey's so nice.
I was like really impressed with it
Looking forward to seeing more of Japan and raising money to help people around the world on their journey to getting answers on their health
Yeah!
It's so important
And so they give you important work
I have to go to work
No work!
I'm excited to join you on another cyclop from this year
Remember not to fall off your bike
I won't fall off my bike
That won't happen
No way!
I'll have to watch the stream with my recently adopted kitten
Aww
He's a very cute Himalayan
Oh my god!
What just happened?
I got fucking...
I don't want to talk about it.
Did he hit his balls?
Okay, what is this?
Oh, he got butt.
Oh!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
in this year. Dude, that would be ridiculous. First Cyclethon donating four billion jeffers
that are in a position to do so let's set a day one record. Oh dear, I don't know how
we're gonna kill a organ. Well we might hit it at the moment. Kill an organ. Kill an
organ. Kill an organ. Thank you. Love from Ontario, Blue Heart Emoji. Hey, shut up.
Thank you. First hell, like a war. So excited for Cyclethon 5. Question, is Pete
I mean, you are wrong. We are in a telegram game.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's coming.
Good luck.
Is this the hill they were talking about for me?
It'll happen without him.
Step one, stay safe.
Step two, have fun.
Step three, donate plasma.
True.
Yes.
Ride on.
Remember the Silent Hill Fog last year?
Yes, Silent Hill Fog.
Speed zero.
The whole city of Birmingham
has pooled together with the help of our sponsor,
Great Shadow Ledger.
biggest mobile role-playing all right chat it's that time of the year the return
of the nature documentary series following the worst
okay yes sir oh nice little downhill
oh fun down here beautiful
they have a destination to reach
they set the destination at the end
but like they drive they drive they ride to like
Specific points every day are they're doing 70?
Not the sausages not the forbidden sausages
Thank you, they're going all the way to Osaka on their bike
This will be my fifth year watching first year diagnosed thanks
Uh, and Connor is cycling across America from America.
Well, maybe one day it could be across America. He's cycling across the United States.
Maybe one day he's cycling on America!
Oh! Wait! I want that.
Yeah, he'll do his field ball run.
It takes like 10 hours to cycle around the cold island, and it only takes 4 hours to go from tip to tip of the island.
the hills have mercy as all small island is bro it's time oh my god oh my god
piece of cup is thank you for talking about me emotionally during my mom's
sickness and passing is dying already yes I'm glad I was able to help me
The answer is yes.
I made a bet with my friend for 100 buck that you would fall off your back.
If you fall, I will donate it to the charity just for a little tumble.
That's so fucked up, fuck you!
While it's out for the boys, what you do every year is so inspiring.
Let's hear Connor and Chris.
1500 all the nation.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Come on.
Wait, what?
Look at the van go stride up so slow.
Fine, Dan.
Dude.
I love the girls.
I love the gorillas.
Busyness.
fat-thick sum of money love what thank you I appreciate any donation do this
hill is not a fun one this is not even the big hill oh good story dying coughing
blood
I thought Barry Hill was bad, holy shit.
Where's your calling quits?
I was this bad!
Oh my god!
Today was my dad's funeral.
Thank you for giving me something hopeful to remember today's part.
He's already dying.
Aw.
Sorry to hear that, man.
You have to remember that the AB positive blood type makes you a universal plasma donor.
Oh, sure.
If you can.
Donate plasma.
It's important, man.
first donation of this year's Cyclefond, Giltre and Cohn. Have a safe and wonderful time
journey. Okay Plasma do it! Do it! Please I need it! Please I need it! Please I need it!
Happy Easter and Cyclefond 5 from Yonah to Oskay. I can't even think of a funny
joke for Easter that will have you cracking with laughter. Oh dude. So excited for the
Cyclone let's go boys road to two million with 30 K already no way
Thank you to Puerto Rico for mouse
I love you guys keep up the good
Kirei, you're laughing at us.
Has Mouse talked about Super Sentai ending on stream?
Yes.
Probably not.
Great job again.
Yes, I have.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
You've certainly done this kind of thing.
Thank you guys.
He hit the lights.
High chat.
We hit 50K.
We'll only see you for a while.
I don't know how long.
We'll see.
Todd, for the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Good luck and stay safe.
Connor and Chris.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
This is the good one.
gang are the girls. Oh yeah. Have you ever tried booing the cheese? 33 K! This is nice.
This is to my husband. I like this. Thank you so much for always loving me and making
me to love ourselves. Are we starting at 30K or are we starting at 35K? I don't
remember. What did we say? Did we say 32K? 30K right?
But still want to show love to the idea 35 35
I donated plasma for the first time today
Oh, I click on congrats using my first payout to donate
Amazing work
Are we there yet?
Pick up the pain we're a little far off
The cyclop on his back with a bang
Chris is amongst the calves, Marathon is back.
April, what do we see?
Just two loads of Bouncy on it's craziest style and I'm selecting the totchers.
Keep going, boys.
No.
But what is the first song?
Oh, dude.
This is nice.
I don't know, it reminds me a lot of...
Unlasting?
Like the American...
Wait, our last thing is the first song that I sang last year.
You want me to do the same song I did last year again?
It doesn't feel like Japan.
But we're basically just following this road for a very long time.
Thank you to all the donations, you've got so many.
So many that were queued.
We're doing it again.
Thank you.
You and Chris are wonderful to watch.
Wow, look at those stones.
Is this street?
Wait, is there an industry sharehouse?
I've got it, man. That's a lot.
There's a lot of viewers from Turkey.
We're like, that's morning chat now.
Is this street?
Do you reckon Chris is listening to Stalin yet or no?
Not yet.
Osy, Osy, Osy.
Chris is like, I don't even listen to my manager.
I don't even listen to my manager.
There is no industry sharehouse.
Wait, there is.
Oh my god, there is!
Oh my god, they're in!
I don't want to fall for a hundred bucks. That seems like a bad deal.
What?
I'm not gonna say it, don't worry.
What?
I've watched every sight of them since freshman year and now I'm graduating
in a year.
Congratulations on graduating.
Congratulations.
I got you.
Give me smaller bro, don't give me death.
Let's smash the door.
Congratulations.
Fuck.
Fuck.
All right.
Conor, love your content to everyone you regularly collab with.
Wow.
She is a great something for all the joy and laughs you guys have given me.
Thank you. That's very kind.
Another cyclathon for the books.
Good luck on this long ride, boys.
Congratulations.
Can you come a little bit?
Any more tea?
Does it get that long?
Have we had the L under score yet? No.
More than a whole day.
I don't like that one.
So cool.
so cool my pleasure iron mouse less than three less than three houses
when we were driving yesterday this was really cool
rock formation i think you guys will really appreciate when we get there
okay but would you fall off your back for 500 oh my god no pregnant man emoji thank you for the
You were pregnant in Manimogi?
Pregnant man, Hamoji.
Oh, man.
You haven't really done much distance yet, and I'm already kind of tired.
Chat.
Pregnant man, Hamoji.
The rocks want to to Japan.
Hello from Scotland. I have a different autoimmune condition.
But I hope this gives people answers.
Yeah, autoimmune is kind of the opposite of, uh,
I know they are hosting the World Cup and is a more beautiful city than Toronto wide among this gay sex
Connor and mr. Atherhorn
Let's get this stuff for the iron mouse defense funds. We are gonna start the state wars early this year
Tennessee gang ride
Love to see it
It's not much, but I want to help
I'll see you tomorrow.
Chat's saying I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Just go.
Come on, guys.
Alright.
This is a very, very quiet town.
What live there, people?
May the iron wings of the monkey be with you.
Thank you for the iron wings of the monkey.
People.
I just checked the app and realized I have now donated
a plasma 170 times.
Yo.
Would not have had the courage to do it without you all.
Cheers.
Did you hear that?
It's the sound of a giga-tad on the speaker.
The right of your eyes.
Right into the box of chicken you had.
Take it, go away.
You can't actually say that.
Ride for cake.
And the stream's end C e e e e e e e it
Congrats, little guy from the top five
Let's go
31!
Yaaay!
What's promised this time?
Never
I never will get him out of that hammock
$35,000 raised
And the next guy
Come towards the goal
Untra 20
Dude!
Easy Street. Bro, are you serious about Easy Street?
I was gonna do...
Thank you so much.
Wow.
Hello Conor.
No.
This is your biggest fan.
No.
Benny B, thank you for donating to the IDF.
Wait, this is the other IDF.
Yeah, this is the other...
Oh, God.
Tuning into the 50-year-old...
What if you rather say Easy Street for later?
Production, Conrad Connor and Fidel Gastro. Shoutouts to Marisona.
L underscore, L underscore, L underscore.
Oh, underscore me?
When is the next cyclophon in change? Oh.
Oh, you're a great boy.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No!
I'm just a huge street driver.
I'm one of her immunilness that has completely altered my life when I was 20.
Oh, shit.
Thank you for helping me deal with this for many years.
Hey Connor, I'm really excited for Cyclethon 5.
Your Cyclethon 4 streams last year were what got me into Twitch streams as a whole.
I've had this thing so cool.
What?
I'm glad to hear that man.
Hello, this is me, the card driving creepily slow behind you.
Will you be doing challenges this year or the golden ticket or something new?
Ooh, we should.
We should bring out the golden ticket.
Florey, hello.
Florey, now.
Can we stop it?
Florey, the man to unite and donate to the idea.
All in all, poor little men.
There's a really cool girl in this call.
Shot under her head.
You're going to get it.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
There goes a good little fuck.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
El Undiscore.
Thank you.
Hello all.
Sending love and well wishes from Southern Ohio.
El Undiscore.
You are all such a bright source of light. Keep fighting this good fight till the end
There's this thank you guys
Really cool, Robert. I've got a head for this.
I'm still in the streets, but that's all the parts of the pan
We would never get to see without this. Donate Plasma
Donate Plasma, will.
Subbed, donating and got nice trip.
Donate Plasma.
Ah, that's very kind.
Put up on this journey, PS.
Donate Plasma or else.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Bring me a soda, me drink your death
I'm serious, that's bad, there's oblivion
Too hot, love it, it is so
Please, I won't mess with the habit
I'm falling back, I'll do anything I can
To get you to notice
Oh, he's such a beautiful man
Sonny Davey was late, but he had a cat
Said he has a massacre style
And that real life's a kangaroo
A-2 bowling names going great, but it got kinda strange
Sonny was gonna kiss me, but he was reaching for his good team
Come back and help us out, but this guy just doesn't care
Day three, day four, day five, yes, I'm the third wheel to the spare, not a cat!
Good as you treat your cat, I'm serious, that cat is oblivious, I love it, it is old.
Please, I won't mess with the habitat, I'm bothered by it, I'll do anything to get you to notice.
I'll become a furry if that's what it takes.
No willy, I bought a bird to wear on one next day.
I know it's weird to hope you'd treat me like a pet
But I swear in test, your circle senses it all makes sense
As long as it's on my back, oh cat, oh god, in this world I'd be gone
I'm losing all my languages, when can I have no gone?
Beware, loving a cat lover is dangerous
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, did you get the lyrics right?
It's meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We can't all have that.
Chris is misreading.
It's how to get tired of the words.
I thought it was meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Jesus, oh, there's a toilet there.
Oh my God.
Wow, like an amazing looking top toilet.
You know, you want to know something about that song?
I love it, but it's hard for me to sing it live because...
Oh, why the little key?
It's hard to sing that song live because it's in a low key.
Hello there.
My throat is like, why are you trying to sing this note?
Try my best.
Thank you.
Don't show him.
Why are you singing this note?
What is none of your native language?
What is that supposed to mean?
I love seeing this piece of good in the world.
Stay safe to everyone involved in putting it together.
What does that mean?
Even though you didn't do any end game FFXR JK.
What does that mean?
I'm going to be FFXXXXXXX too.
Have to go make for a good cause.
Thank you.
Shout out to my fellow moonbeams.
I see you meow meow.
I swear that I will eat this for you.
Alright.
Oh man, a beautiful area there about.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you,
never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna pay.
So today we saw an open point of the main island of Japan and in 15 days we'll be
in Osaka.
A man with a copper in 2020 donated $100 made selling the GMON cards to Avers with Immune
Deficiency.
The GMON cards.
Thank you man.
I want to one day do what you do one day, as YouTube and streaming is my dream job.
People like you make the world a bit more better, much love grow, red heart emoji.
Red heart emoji.
As promised here is my birthday to nation
If it's not 10,000, then I am a Broke College student
But I am a Broke College student
Every donation helps
All so high old gang rise up
Less than three
As it can be
It's the conner for having one of the best
Three of the best on line
Greetings from Holland
Or as we say in Dutch
Elundersquart
Okay
Hello Conner
Your friendly baker from Melbourne
Of Stavier
Hello Baker. Hello Baker.
He's careful.
Oh, thank you.
Cycleton!
Oh, you're nice.
That's awesome, do you regret?
It's a big cycle.
Two loads in Van Gaan.
Hello!
That's nice, man. I appreciate that.
Hello!
Oh my god, look at the hill, Chris, in the distance.
Yeah, look at that.
That looks fucked.
Of course we are.
Oh, eventually we have to go up.
Dude, the hills look amazing.
Look at that, the mist.
Cyclethon 5 let's go. Cyclethon 5. While it's out for the boys. While it's out for the boys.
Not the best weather? Virginia. Virginia gang rise up.
Oh my gosh. You know what's better than those two trees?
What? Two of these nuts. Oh. Anyway, safe travels Connor.
Oh, thank you for that. Thank you for the these nuts, Derek. I appreciate that.
I don't know what I'd do without that.
Please don't.
Do it!
Do it, because I'm not gonna cycle.
You'll have fun of me.
I'm not well, hopefully you keep it that way.
That's the whole I thought we were going up.
facts. Day one, ready effects. We don't have a soccer stadium. The city is very ugly and
we don't have a train station.
Because I don't know how to ride a bike and never learn. The one teach me how to ride a bike.
I don't know how to ride a bike.
What?
It's a car plunger.
Oh, dear, it's fire.
My learning stream!
Oh, I'm getting a call.
I'm gonna answer that chat.
Okay.
What?
I've been unimportant for a month and stuck at home with a diverticulitis attack.
No!
Watching for the third cycle.
I don't know what that is.
I do and that's horrible.
I hope you're doing well.
I do and that's horrible. I'm sorry.
I thought you were trying to get you with a prank or something.
The worst part about being a streamer is that this is the only job you'll get
where someone tells you like my my brother dies and I have to prepare for a
joke. No other job makes you do this.
Like, and then I feel weird because I sound like a robot when I'm surprised that it's like genuine.
Okay, see what I mean?
What?
I want to see what Connor's legs look like well.
Oh dude.
Most of this route is going to be along the sea.
So we'll have beautiful sights along the sea the entire way.
This is the first time I've been to Aussie Easter.
What if I just ride my bike and I just ride off the cliff?
And to the Americans who have to stay off the cliff.
Americans they like staying up late. They like it.
It just rolls right up a poop. Like that.
I don't want to talk about the allegations.
I don't want those conversations to get in the way of the cyclopon.
Thank you.
That's not recommended. Ooh!
I can't believe we got a high-framed record on that.
That's crazy to me.
If it weren't for your cyclists on last year, I would have never visited Japan.
I'm coming on going back again.
Thank you so much for the streams.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Same bicycle by Queen.
I'm going to sing.
Look at that fishing net really far out there.
It's massive.
There's a giant net floating.
You see it?
That's a laugh.
No, no, it's very close to us.
Yeah, it's really nice.
In something in Spanish?
Yeah.
Fat bottom girls' names.
Yeah, this is the main island of Japan, won't you?
And at some point we are going to have a big mountain go-
Big Madagascar!
Donny Donny! Donny you! Donny Madagascar!
Another year we get to see Chris Brod's cake with the company of his sidekick monkey Connor and the glaring size mouse made of ice.
That's funny.
The world gone mad.
It's not all not all right.
It is wonderful to see the community area of a very worthy cause.
Have a safe and pleasant cyclical.
Greetings from May.
What the f...
Oh...
Jesus!
Hello, this is Brian.
I'm Brian.
Why did you say Brian?
Why did you say Brest?
Brian!
Brest.
Hello.
Where is the land of the Tabasco?
Which land is that? I'm unfamiliar with the Tabasco land.
Breath.
I didn't expect the hills to be so steep.
Of humanity.
Also please make sure your bike is in the correct gear so you don't get tired too fast.
Yes, I believe I have.
Thanks for all you do.
Thanks for Brian's and Chad's fun.
Thank you.
I will try my best.
My Seedog VA white hoodie is already absolutely filthy. I mean, I expect as much to be honest
But yeah, just trying to keep notice of what is a beautiful honey, but
That's the bad thing about wine
Okay
That's the only knowing thing about
Beautiful mountain range, beautiful weather, I am Brian and so is my wife, oh oh oh, congratulations
Brian.
It was your first time donating, I appreciate that so much, there's been a lot of people
who have watched this for many years.
Who would have thought that the first time donating would lead to all this?
Well yeah, that is a hoofing guess.
I'm from an actual Sebastian Elundus for Elundus.
It's a bastion.
I'm brave.
I am visiting Japan next month and have been watching a lot of your and Chris's videos in preparation.
Oh, awesome.
They have been incredibly helpful.
I'm glad to hear that.
They want to spreading positivity.
I'm so fucking weird.
Why are we like this?
It is.
40K!
Why are we fucking like this?
Who am I?
Why the fuck are we like this bro?
Why are we like this?
40k, you know what that means?
It's time for our next song.
Because normal is boring?
True.
Love is but a kiss when you're on easy peep
And we're breaking up in the past day
We're saving pretty on the big easy peep
And when we sing and we peep, peep, peep, peep
Right here on easy peep
The time of an evil side
And it's only once you die
Because when you're wrong
We're inviting you to come and see why
You should be on easy peep
Yeah, we got a front row seat
Oh, so it's like that can't be easy
Right here on the easy street
It's not a moment in the sun
And it's something just begun
It's time to have a little fun
Everybody in the crowd
I'll see why you should be on easy streets
Yeah, we got a front row seat
Oh, so let's make my feet right
We want easy streets
Cause the world is better
When you want easy streets
Cause the world is better
When you're running
Okay, I won't do it again
I won't do it again, I won't do it again, I promise
I promise, I promise, I promise, that's it
$8,000 way out of my system
Thank you
$40,000
$40,000
It barely cycles
We're going to port the TTS chat, we'll get it.
Mara!
Thank you.
Are you seeing my girl pushing next to me?
Oh, the iconic drip is back.
It didn't feel right not seeing the blue shirt.
It's finally here.
The world's most flattering.
That still fits as well as it's always does, but it's not at all.
Oh, sorry, chat.
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm gonna get rid of that right after.
What?
Where?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, 40k for the Emperor!
He's going in trouble.
This is in Gabriello by Cat's Eye.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Over here?
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I don't, I don't, I don't.
That's what was good, but like, it's not normally unscathed.
That's a little round.
Turn off the rounding filter.
That was good, but like it's not gnarly
That was a little round turn off the rounding filter
So if you do donate while we're paused it will just go in a queue so we get back on the bike
We'll just play the gnarly is better. I hate gnarly no reason to stop those donations, but
I'm sorry about that, you can enjoy it.
Go Norly!
Enjoy the view.
Thank you, Mousy. You are awesome without you.
I wouldn't have found some of the greatest friends I've had in a while.
Ion Mouse.
L. Ion.
Mouse.
Love.
Ion Mouse. Love.
Give me your hug. Give me your hug.
Oh, eat the cheese.
That's coffee time with Chris.
Ah, you're a very unixthor crux around here.
No, no.
I want to hear that new song that they got coming out, but...
Too close together.
I'm the fucking Slughorn.
I'm all brown.
Slughorn.
You look like a fucking slug horn. Oh, I like internet girl. Why is the tts playing?
We have 28,000 people watching
Sorry guys, you have to leave
I can see you singing horror back row.
You know how like when I'm on Instagram, there is like these random street interviews,
can you like pretend like I've just stopped you, like you're...
Yeah, like take the headphones out and like...
So, let me ask you a question, okay?
Sir, how is it living Japan?
Oh my god, you just stopped me randomly.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
How much is your rent?
100,000.
Oh, that's 13,000 yen.
Would you like to come and see my house?
I'm completely spontaneous.
See you right now.
My friend there, Antone, does that.
And he's up front about how you have to be a bit of a bell-ended Instagram reels.
Antone, so that stuff, right?
Antone?
I mean, it's just what makes the content.
I just don't make them.
I just can't do that.
I saw this one, and it was a guy going out to a Japanese girl, and he was like,
you like to see my wiener and then there's like stages she goes yes of course and
then they got back he shows it she goes wow sugoi and then walks on like it's
real
she make you feel like I mean I would it's so cool
I thought it would be up there actually. I thought it would be like, just dead and ragged.
Dead and ragged.
It's the mists in Shrouding the Mountains.
Fucking gnarly and fucking sagoy.
The smell of tuna on the breeze.
Or just connet.
I can't discern which is which.
Well you should have seen the fumes, the stench I was getting behind you.
It was like a funny cheeky pack for it.
He just had a little bit of a procedure, etc.
I thought you only did.
Oh goodness.
Yeah.
And Ian has this sticker on the van.
Which I think is a van.
Where is it here?
Oh wow, really?
Let's have a look at it.
Look at that.
What?
I'm getting it.
Cool, cool stick or...
Ray McCool, who I met at Pete's premiere kind of event.
Hopefully my timing is better this time.
Wonderful course you guys are out here working for.
Thank you so much.
You did not have to do the thing.
You're so nice.
Holy shit, thank you very much.
Oh, we got one there as well.
Look at that.
That's so funny.
That's so cute.
Wait, I want one of those.
Fun fact, Trant, if it says, if it has this...
It's what?
Just means like it's a rental car.
So, whenever you get caught off and you see a wire, you're like, God, it's a rental driving.
How dare they?
It's me cutting them off in my rental car.
You look so majestic.
Wait, I need that speaker.
Why are you watching the stream?
Be on the stream.
41k views.
5 meters.
Take the microphone.
Tell them, tell the world.
Tell the world.
I'm gonna watch the cycle.
Why are you watching it?
Oh, a donation.
I'm glad you guys raced up and I just needed my laugh.
60 yen on the ground.
What do you have to say?
What's your TTS message?
Poggers. Poggers.
What's the mean of this trip?
Last time was...
Oh no, I'm fed.
I don't want you to have power that's the last thing I want you to have
You're a miniature power fucking ball and kid El Castro's grandson ever
You're literally in the most northern place in japan
You want to put the ND on your camera wow what a beautiful view
Hey there.
Have you got the chat?
Hello.
Hello.
The Lawson Al-Qaeda.
Apparently I look like Fidel Castro's grandson
for those of you just tuning in.
It's real.
That's better than Bashar al-Assad's
Elon Musk, Robert Downey Jr.
and that other guy in a band.
What?
What's going on there?
what's going on there so the memes last time where you must bounce on it and
Kate you Perry was crazy right now in space Artemis 2 there's like three or
four astronauts 300,000 miles into space and nobody cares I care I hope you care
what Conor cares the news it's like this is insane when you look up tonight at
the moon. There's people near it. The first time since like the 1970s. So think on that.
Where's Conn again? Is he running away? Conn mate! I can't do this alone. That's really
cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool to be living in the era again. It hasn't happened in 30,
40, 50 years. Knowledge. All due. Yeah. What's the name of the trip? It's Harry, Prince
Harry. Oh, not the Todger. Oh man. A Todger. There's a thing. Oh, wait for
I'm really excited. I'm very dead. There's a massive mountain coming up. Oh no. Wait, you mean that wasn't a mountain that we just saw?
We do indeed. From tomorrow, no less. Is it a secret who it is? No, it was announced in the trailer. Fantastic.
And it is a secret who the first one is. But it's a secret into what order they are. I can't tell you who it is.
I mean, I kind of know what it is. You can kind of deduce the order.
Is it someone you've met before?
I've met them before, yeah?
I met all the guests.
Exactly.
I met all the guests.
Uh...
Oh, look at you, little cat.
What?
What's that, me?
Remember the deer corpse from Cyclethorne 1?
What?
I do not remember that.
I remember it was like 20 years ago.
I remember it was like 20 minutes
I was like, oh my gosh, it was a book
Beautiful Hokkaido
There's a dead deer r�ting from the side of the road
Oh my god, don't talk
Pretty graphic
People are guessing it's not Joey
Oh, I think Joey's coming again
There's a guy I'm wearing a helmet right now
Joey
They're all guessing who the first guest is
It's the secret, right?
There's a pair of women's underwear
on the floor in front of the toilet
That looks clean.
It didn't look like a big ol' hole.
EWWWW! Don't push it!
It's a really, really nice toilet.
Oh really? Yeah.
The woman just left her fuckin' underwear there?
What's the name of this shit?
What? It's day one.
The name has been shown itself.
You can't force it. Then force it.
I'll get one of that, Harry.
I'm going to put one right? Later on this episode.
I'll get one of that!
We have a command for it in chat.
They say they look clean. Bro, they inspect them?
They go down and inspect them? What the fuck?
They said there's a risk that the royal family sometimes release books on a whim at short notice.
Because like the book people can see are, you know, we released his book that week.
Or no one else is coming out.
Or he can definitely get a bestseller status.
When JK and Oliver was not releasing a book.
But they were like, the Royal Family do it spontaneously.
And so Prince Harry, if he released a second book, my difficult life again.
Quite difficult life again.
The fuck did I do?
It seemed just complaining about how hard it is to be rich.
A billion air with difficulty, whatever it was.
But like, that's the greatest risk to not get rich.
That sounds like such a nothing risk.
How did he get no more investment than we did?
That's how they know you're a dictator.
They don't have a whole meeting for that.
Like Chris, did you say you know, Chris?
There might be a chance.
You might not be number one.
And if it does happen, we're so, so sorry.
Let's hang on.
I asked for number one.
What is this?
I'll just say, don't say I'd better not release another book
in September.
Why are you just beating it?
It's fine.
You can't be.
Like five million people bought Spare, whatever it was
called.
God damn it.
Spare?
Anyway.
What do they show me on?
We're on, uh, I can't read, uh, 41,367 dollars!
That's insane! How does that even happen?
I don't even understand it!
I don't even understand it!
I don't even understand it!
Is that like a record?
I don't know what a record for day one is.
It's maybe the Modston track.
Oh wait, it's 67.
Oh, is that a check?
I fell for the fucking meme
because I'm like fucking 200 years old.
Do you know this meme?
I don't really see any of these type shit. What's that one, the one type shit? What's type shit?
Type shit? What type shit? What the fuck is type shit?
So like when you find like a food you're like, oh that's the type of shit I like.
Right, so you could say that.
No, you could say like, so this family chippy, family chippy.
This family chippy is type shit.
It's type shit.
It sounds stupid being rich, isn't it?
Man, man, man.
You do it like in America.
What's type shit, mate?
I don't know what you're saying, right?
Yo, bro, it's type shit.
If I'm like, hey, this is type shit.
They've mucked up fucking no one.
That's it, mate.
That's my bro.
It's type shit.
I think that should be your book.
This Aquarius is type shit.
My book is type shit.
Fucking stupid phrases.
You can take this.
I don't know.
It's kind of like in it. It's kind of like British in it. That's it. So I'd say it's
good in it. It's a good type shit. Basically, I mean that's stupid fucking words. Basically
it's kind of like in it, isn't it? I mean from what I understand. Obviously I don't
Say it, Matt, just because I don't, um...
I love that shit.
What, I haven't, I haven't, I haven't, I say it.
Type shit, type shit, type shit.
Harry Sweat, I had my class.
Type stupid.
I'm just going to go and punch a kibble in chat, typing shit now.
And it's like, type shit.
No, no, don't type shit.
Don't type shit.
Type shit, type shit, type shit.
Watching you learn the world of type shit.
Yeah, that's kind of awkward.
What else are you going to teach him today?
Any knowledge we can give?
Um, yes.
So we're going to some cool places later.
Is that a secret?
No, it's ours.
Okay, we're going to go to a place called Terra Mountain later on.
Terra Mountain?
It's not a wacky weekend.
I'm taking you to Death Mountain.
So if I can, try me laying mountains.
You would.
You would.
There's a place called a Solizan, or Soli means like Terra.
And it's actually a really beautiful place.
What happens there?
People die?
It's constantly smoldering.
Are we going to die?
And it's said to be like a gateway to hell my home
I once made a video there and they didn't let me use it
So this place is out of the way so what we're gonna do is when we get to the cock shop
We grab a coffee bite to eat and then we'll probably
Wait I'm gonna get dark
I like to give people knowledge and exciting location.
Give knowledge.
You give curses.
A lot of them.
It's one of the coolest temples and the caldera is shaped like a loach asleep, the mountains
around it.
But it does feel like the gateway to hell.
Don't dox my house bro.
Well, that's where you could bury your second Horcrux.
You would never think to destroy.
See, don't be a-merged.
And abroad in Japan.
Because you wouldn't be able to bring yourself.
Just one existing is fine.
No, I don't think so.
Not a family check.
You could just eat it.
I would do your...
Oh!
How did she...
It's weird, isn't it?
Can you imagine?
I'd only gone around about how I'd probably like...
They go on a rat-and-bar-hoop on a red tape with eyes.
It's like three days now.
He's just always talking about it.
I've been re-watching clips from the original.
I used to love the films and stuff.
And like that, because there's a remake,
it's sort of reignited by interest in the original.
That remake looks like shit.
Have you made it?
My favorite one?
No.
Eh, yeah.
Well, maybe three, maybe two.
We'll return the number, OK?
Yeah.
Three, two, one, three.
I've seen it.
Four?
Goblet of fire.
Oh, fucking Cedric Diggory.
That's the only reason.
For, for his rubbish, until Voldemort comes back
in the fucking hot tub.
Forced grade.
In the hot tub.
In the hot tub.
He's listed in the hot tub, isn't he?
Forced grade.
No.
You just don't think you can throw up patterns in the air.
I do like that, but mainly, I just,
I heard it's when the movies start to feel like that.
I fucking love Victor Crumb.
He's my favorite.
Victor Crumb is going in.
He was slapped on.
he's tight shit
well i just
again like the words
like how does someone
my favourite one is none of them
what's going on in edinburgh that day
jake iran's
it's my favourite one
he killed people with heizer soldiers
ah fucking hawkrucks
what is that magic
anyway it doesn't matter
fuck it
Yeah, toilet.
Get in the fucking toilet.
Well, because you know as soon as he wants to leave,
you have to get in the toilet every time.
You're like the worst person to travel with.
Xperia, fuck off.
He does it every time.
Everyone's got that one friend that does this.
It's like, oh, we're leaving at 9.
OK, we're leaving at 9.
They do nothing until 9.
The moment 9 hits.
Oh, I'll just go to the toilet.
Oh, come on.
I said, we're leaving at 9.
9.
I always thought that.
I think this would be one of your Horcruxes.
Yeah, you could do that.
Oh my God.
That's an easy save.
Oh my God, he looks so raggedy.
Would you have chat with him?
Oh my God, he's so raggedy.
He's on.
He's so raggedy.
He's so raggedy.
Just pause right now.
So all our nations will get cued.
I'm looking at it.
So if we did that, don't worry.
It will get read on.
It will get raggedy.
You won't get Horcrux.
And we're at 42,008.
Isn't that yours?
Yeah, that's mine.
You never gave it to me.
turn on the booby voice 50,000
there's my fucking monkey! monkey bear!
birdie
he is a bit fluffy too
i do, yeah, mine's uh chill as a
oh chill as a?
yeah, this is her logo
they've got a different one for each day
they've got the most terrifying jump scares in this game
i don't know if you know these games
are we on a one day in the house?
weird looking jank japanese horror games
and they always make like
I don't hate on Tulaar!
There's one jump scare that's shit, it's getting fucking shit out of here.
It wasn't even scary.
What game was it?
It was the barista one.
Uh-huh.
So when you're in the, you, there's a, there's this moment in this game where...
Don't hate on Tulaar!
BIRTH!
And there's like, nothing bad that happens.
Well there actually is later on, but don't worry about that.
I'm going to my car in this game.
And I don't know how they program this or do it, but they have this effect
that it, to jump scare you, what it does it, it locks your camera around and
It's like the right and then it zooms in and then the person speeds up
How your brain remembers these things that's the one that's at the front of the stool when he's closed and suddenly he's at the front of the window
Like they like twist your camera
and further away cool if we made a clip of this there's a probably hopefully the
clip of the thing good luck with this
I can't English I have like I think on a higher level what's I think I need to
say this before Chris turns out otherwise this will be challenge that my
My brain stumbles on itself.
That's true.
What?
Just the way I made it on myself.
What are you talking about?
You ready?
I think so.
Everything's ready.
Do you pick up the panties?
Do you pick up the panties, Chris?
Did you see that, me?
Yeah.
Like, it's just a toilet.
And then there's these purple underwear that are,
like, look brown here from the door.
Yeah, they look brown here.
Homelessly, like, positioned in front of the door
to, like, send a message.
What message is I have not fucking cleared?
Maybe it's a sign.
It's like a sign.
It's a message.
It's like a sign every time.
Purple panties message.
We are locked in now, Chuck.
Are you ready?
My panties are not purple.
Never, he's never ready.
Never, he's never ready.
Never, he's never ready.
He probably needs to go toilet again.
All toilets today.
Who needs panties?
I'm meant to watch my friend's battle move and it's a track of them.
Make sure he's doing okay. Make sure he's healthy.
It's an overlooked aspect of health.
It's only signs of diabetes, isn't it?
I don't know.
I've got all the late signs.
Last time I saw them, they were banana print.
Let's go!
That's like a genuinely absurd amount.
My banana panties!
Oh, I should get the...
Do you fart while cycling?
an additional boost on my health, so I'm off.
I would never say no.
Is that what ruins a Starlink?
Yeah, maybe.
Come with us to the coffee shop.
Why would somebody ask that?
Why do they buy people?
Somebody's probably jerking off of that question right now.
Can't believe that's smacking your mark on the screen.
Somebody's jerking off of that.
Shall we switch to yours?
Yeah, let's switch to mine.
Bruh.
That's right.
What? It's true!
The merch looks really cool this year. Thank you guys!
It's true bro!
I bet somebody watches Cyclethine and Drugs off the whole time.
How much do you want to bet? At least one person does it.
How much do you want to bet? At least one person does it.
It has to be one.
The mods...
done
get it done
out of the what hoodie
I thought it was chat
it's chat is all like oh no no no no
and they're all like and then we're here
like
somebody's really
joking off to the stream
let's go and get some
coffee
yeah
there's a different vibe over here guys
is it hill now
Alright, let's resume the TTS.
Oh, is the speaker off?
Hold on.
Turn on the fucking speaker, mate.
Type shit, type shit.
After seeing Manco caked up, I wouldn't be surprised.
I can hear something. Oh my God. Oh, I heard that.
I heard that JBL slingshot.
The JBL's already turned on the JBL!
Oh, the eye-attachable crash is already speeding up.
How'd it go?
What's the fap of the hour?
Hello?
machine will pull through every time you got this love from the UK. Thank you. Americans
don't know the best purple flavor because blackcurrant was banned in the USA. What? What
kind of banned in the USA? What? What is that? I'm partially joining you on my walks
from New York. Thanks for doing this. Hope it all goes smoothly. Thank you. Camus
This is an inspiring time for Hitler from the producers. Just saw it last week.
It's sending lots of love from Australia. Staying up after night shift as a nurse to catch the flu.
Alright, let's watch it.
I don't know that song.
But I remember that musical.
Oh, how about you see a producer's reference in 2026?
Hey, Denmark. Shut up, you squad I had to like.
Well, this place is an interesting place, I'll say that.
Well, I appreciate everyone trying to come back and check in.
Let's make a new record this year new record. That'd be pretty high
I always catch day one and then life happens and I miss the night
I don't hopefully just hope I'll please help me don't repeat all the things you guys are the best
um, um I
Found my seed during her last suburban. Oh, I love with tubers anyways
I've got a model now, and I've been streaming
Let's go!
Let's all get to the boat.
He don't want to.
I would be nice.
I wonder who...
Oh, what's this?
Yeah!
Bye bye bye bye bye.
make money for the immune deficiency foundation
hell yeah
i am ideas
first donnell for the first day
great to be a part of the fifth cycle again for an amazing cause
stay safe
can i get a let's go
let's go
should we eat in kind of hell no
no
hell yeah
every time chris mentions jk rally
Someone has to count it.
Got something I'm supposed to give it to you.
It's just a balance out of the universe.
Looks like that's it.
Got to go.
One.
I had to make sure I wasn't watching tip to tip.
It looked so wet out there.
Good morning to all my...
Dude, I've been mowing tip to tip so much.
It's been so fun to watch.
It's so good.
Oh.
I love you Michael.
It's so funny, man.
It's so wet out there.
I'm Chris.
Hello, chat.
You're an amazing person Monk. I love your streams less than three also
Thank you new monk plush have hair underneath the helmet
You know I haven't checked I was really sad
We were trying to get a different boss made but it was too intricate and it came out looking really really bad
So maybe we'll try to get that one made next time so
So it's very similar to last one
I lost a pair of underwear in 60 yen, please let us know when you can get them for 30 yen.
I'm body's 90% pee.
Thank you.
My favorite time of year.
Lots of love from Arizona to Yukola, Chris, Marcy, and the Vanguard.
Wrestling is more than one royal family.
I forgot the lyrics.
Adrenaline in my soul.
I don't know these words.
Sucking something, dirty roads.
I'm not familiar with my WWE or is it A-W?
I just know my boy Takeshi's crush now.
Wonderful bear.
I'm going to pee.
I'm so glad the weather cleared out.
I'll underscore?
I said it was going to be raining a bunch.
and luckily we've managed to avoid that and we started up the cyclothon with the end of the rain
which I think is pretty nice and hopefully isn't only a thing to come
oh wow so you're picking up trash up ahead
well there's loads of people picking up trash up ahead
what the hell is that?
there's been one of each of those hoodies, you're doing amazing
oh hell yeah
while it's out for the boys, take out for the girls
Yeah, just the one in the Zip-Up one is like a very large size, so it's larger than like a regular size.
Oh, they're opening a trap. That's a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
I got a knob back. I'll take a knob.
Wow.
I picked up trash one time and I'm Shinjuku and I will say it was very easy to fill that
bag. It was shockingly easy. It's kind of sad really but you know it's mostly Shinjuku
problems. I was leaving directly to Chris's address. All the family chicky rappers.
on the ground. Such life. I don't know. I love being out here because when you're out
so far out, and I feel like this is what hiking people get, but I don't get that because I'm
like hiking. I'll finish the book after this. Hello. Hi there. Thank you. I appreciate that.
You know when you're out in nature and you're like,
ah, my, my problems do feel so small.
We endure rain and the pain and the cold for those that cannot.
True.
Keep pushing for mouse.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Japan is turning footsteps into electricity.
no way, turning our cycling into, and they figure out how to make it so that when you're
sitting down on a seat and rotating your feet like this that you can pedal and move a wheel
forward, and you can travel, and that's quite fast.
I just won at actual bingo, let's hope for more wins so I can keep donating tonight.
Hell yeah, thank you.
So I can't agree.
So I think in like 6K or something we're going to have a rather large hill.
And when I say rather large I do mean very good.
It is unavoidable unfortunately because we're going along the coast but we eventually need
to swap.
Thanks for starting during the bank holiday weekend so I can stay up late to see this
live from the UK 18.
Good luck.
Good timing eh?
Just two white boys getting a little motion.
Good evening from Kansas.
Thank you.
Trying our best.
Question for you and Chris, have either of you ever done the Paula Radcliffe and
accidentally dropped a lock on the road?
What?
A lock on the road?
No.
What?
What?
Can't say that I have.
Huh?
Be hilarious with the penny farthing?
What's a penny farthing?
Just from two months in Kamata,
Dono wise considered a slum on the net.
Beautiful place.
Anyway, enjoy your picknail blowing in the wind.
Anywhere considered like a bad place in Japan,
there's normally still pretty nice by most of the world's
standards.
Is that a pike?
There's not many places in the family that are pretty bad.
That's the name of a bike?
Yeah, even then it's something like that.
Super big wheeled old bike.
Sound stupid, I'm just kidding.
And you mentioned time to donate on behalf of our boy, Takashita.
When was Conan running into help him on a show?
Sound stupid.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
A very impractical bike.
Well, why, how come we're not driving around Penney Fortings right now?
Much love from Ireland.
Well, damn, I look like a, I don't know how to describe it, like steps of concrete for water.
Shout out to Ireland.
My Celtic brothers.
Hope you're doing well. I think it's probably as cold there as not colder.
It's not too bad right now, yeah.
I don't know what the temperature says on the screen, but it's really not too bad.
A little bit of wind, but nothing crazy.
Nothing crazy.
You know, when I was in the car on the way to the side of the cyclathon, I was playing Slay the Spire on my...
This is the third time he's mentioned Slay the Spire.
How many times has he been mentioned Slay the Spire?
They are.
And I was like, wow, that's right.
It's just from a cycle.
And it is, but my god.
Those fire too counterwind?
Video and books.
I have a story of a long abandoned...
Be right back, bro. Be right back.
Putting on my second monitor right now.
Hey.
I hear
If we reach 100k today, so you can't recycle the first 10 kilometers tomorrow
While you and Chris I don't think I pay them
enough to force this new one see my panties
Accidently
Toilets and they were gone when I came out
Here's to them.
When people are pretty confused about little two loads, one time Chris meant to type in a tweet, just two bros, and he tweeted it as a type of...
I don't even remember how they just two loads!
So that's why people have been saying that to people who are a bit confused about that.
I'll pretty have to explain more of the...
I don't know.
I'll name him the goblet of fire Dumbledore asked, come on, please.
Chris loves that quote.
Dumbledore asked, come on, please.
I will say this is a really nice road though.
Goodbye!
This is about as perfect as it gets for day one.
Goodbye!
Not much wind.
Wait, are we at 45? Oh shit, it's high!
Oh, does it begin now?
45K!
I scared that woman.
Okay, wait, I've got a thing seriously now.
We already did the meme song.
I've been looking for you.
Got something I'm supposed to deliver.
Your hands only.
You need to see here.
Looks like that's it.
Got to go.
What?
It's time to lock in. The meme song is over.
Nice day.
Space Canada.
Energy.
Michael in the bathroom.
Binge of Canada.
Did you put your name in the glove?
The rest of them have very aging populations.
So a lot of the country's side places.
Is there enough cream on this cyclic one for yours or Chris's side?
We've got enough.
That is a reference to people who definitely stand to a Prince Harry book that Chris really likes.
He puts lotion on his quote unquote,
Todger.
I'm just going to explain that and I will not explain that any more times.
I'm sure that is, okay, okay, these two are Philippines stream, stay safe present Connor.
Ask Peter, I was like yeah we should just go around south these days, it'll be fun.
I contributed for the last three years. I will go to good part of the next 10 days
for you. Let's help I am nuts.
Oh, I thought you were a cool man.
I'll call her in Scotland again, welcome brothers you might.
uh
Hold on my fucking browser just crashed what the fuck
Well, that's fucked up. How could you do this to me? What the fuck?
oh cool there's a hot spring oh there must be a hot spring here oh that's nice
my fucking browser bro oh it smells like a hot spring I'm smelling like sulfur I
know oh there's one is my fucking
Hello fellow exercise enthusiasts.
I'm a fucking browser mate.
This is your...
This is your...
This is your...
This is your hot water.
Look, as an adult, I reserve the right to get excited about hot water.
Okay?
Guys, badge check.
Check
You cannot say that, I'll teach you how to do it.
We've got to block that.
I don't even know what you're trying to say.
Justice for...
High Connor from the US.
My GF wants to say thank you for raising awareness.
And I want to say Butter Chicken G-Had.
Oh my God, okay.
Chris, what have you done?
They keep saying Butter Chicken G-Had now.
What are you all doing?
What?
Let's tackle the hill and raise some money, not after breakfast, not after lunch.
Now, we've got to plug that generational cake we'll see each day.
I'll see you.
You'll see a lot.
You'll see a lot of cake.
Wow, look at that.
There's a shrine over there.
Well, let's see.
I love these kind of like long forgotten sleepy shrines where, you know, they're built so long ago and they're holding on, but they...
Well, I'm not used to these people. We could try it. I guess.
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fort.
I could stay right here or disappear
And no one would even notice at all
I'm a creeper in the bathroom
Cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
Or pretend to check the text on my phone
Everything felt fine, but I was half of a peep.
Now who fold the mind?
There's no other half there.
Now I'm just mousy in the bathroom, mousy in the bathroom,
Watching head and tie
But yet how long it's been?
Oh my God, just...
Mousy in the bathroom
Mousy in the bathroom
Watching head and tie
No, you can't come in
I'm waiting it out
Till it's time to leave
And piggy act round
As I softly breathe
Ah, this mousy
You don't know
Mousy fight solo
Mousy in the bathroom by yourself
All by yourself
Oh my god
I am hiding, but he's out there just
Enorming all the history
Memories get erased and I'll get replaced
With a miracle, a version of me
I hate this game
And I hear a jump, girl
I want to dance with somebody
And my feelings sing
Cause it makes me sing
Now there's no one to make fun
Of junctuals with anymore
Now it's just musty in the bathroom
Musty in the bathroom
Wanting it in bed
I want to forget the tears
Musty in the bathroom
Musty in the bathroom
Wanting it in bed
I want to forget the tears
Musty in the bathroom
And I, as I go back the tears, I'll wait as long as I need
Till my face is dry, for I'll just blame it on
We do something in my heart, I'm just mousy
Please, oh no, mousy, please, oh no
Mousy, in the back room by yourself
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout, so knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out to knock, knock, knock, knock
It's such a lucky hearing on knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this fucking battle so clean, clean, clean, clean
I feel the pressure blowing up bang, bang, bang, bang
That's a big mistake to show, that's a flash, flash, flash, flash
I throw some water in my face
I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking anymore
Oh my god
I hate this game bro, what the fuck is this?
Is there a settersite?
Then, oh oh oh oh oh!
Luffy in the bathroom rocking his anti
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at home and had watching
Haha, far with I got out the bed
Wish I was never bought
Ahh! Just mousy who's a loader
Mousy who's a snowboarder
Rats of peeping cruiser
That she's such a loser
I'm gonna be the one who gets the most out of you
I'm gonna be in the bedroom by yourself
By yourself
All you know about me is my name
I'm so party, I'm so glad I came
That A major T. What the fuck? That was not it bro. Not it bro. I'm just going to take
it easy. It's not an A major girl you know what I mean? Yeah. Go Connor go. Well it's
called Michael in the bathroom but when I started streaming I used to do a different
call I potato what the fuck hey where's the Puerto Rico emoji my city fence
force going strong another year ladies can yeah it's not much but I want to
help thank you where's the poor kid Puerto Rico emoji mate
okay okay I'm sorry I'm so tired right I'm not gonna make you boys 10,000
years is gonna die both the end of all thinking machines and conscious
Boise Gondar!
Gondar, boy!
Boise Gondar, boy!
Okay.
I thought it was going to be a spark.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's perfect for a cycle round.
I believe in you, Mr. Thanks.
Thank you!
I'm thinking about trying to be high.
It's been a couple of days to get my stamina to the point where it's no issue to do this
hill.
You've got this color.
A very elastic heart rate.
It goes up very fast.
It comes down equally fast to be honest.
But there's a monster hill somewhere.
And it wasn't this one.
47k bro, we're almost up 50k bro, we're almost up 50k.
We're not even halfway through the day.
We'll walk up if we have to.
That'll be all we see.
Any list of what songs will be on the spot?
Oh, we should provide a list of what songs we're doing.
Dude, the view's awesome.
What should we post?
We'll post them.
It's so nice.
I love cycling along the ocean.
I love that salty smell.
He loves that salty smell.
I don't know what it is.
There's something so calming about it.
Brother, what the f-
Chris is really ahead.
I should catch up to him.
I am going to lose my first mind.
You know that
And then we get a bunch of cars
All right time to catch up with Chris
Oh
Mousy, any chance you can see any Bad Bunny songs or other songs in Spanish?
Wow, the cars are going so wide, it's past curfew.
Oh my god.
All the best and TAs against doing what you do.
We're going from the most northern point of the main island of Japan,
Ponshi, which is Oma, and we're going to go all along the sea of Japan.
What's your meaning?
All the way to Osaka.
Go, monkey, go.
Performing sweat for us.
So all the way to the party city of Osaka.
Well, when we go through towns like Niigata, Kyoto, so it'll be a little fun.
We've never been through Kyoto before on a cycle one, so it should be exciting.
We're going to Party City. We'll get your Party City way.
So, the next couple of days is kind of getting out of the very northern parts of Japan.
It was quite deceptively big. I've never been more proud of the community. Oh, thank you. I'll be idea
Thank you
Thank you for your donation. Everything helps mine here. It's the
University Foundation
We said a good idea
They raise money for primary immune deficiencies so like 250
different
amount of cardio and stretch. Hell yeah dude. Keep going monkey you raise us alive. I got
you boys. Oh boys. I just in the corner of my eye glanced the map and I'm not
gonna lie to you fellas. It's about to get hilly. It's about to get really hilly.
Oh no.
The hills are upon us Mr. Broad.
They begin now.
We're pretty much going vertical.
I don't know if you can see in some of the camera, you might be able to.
The car's up on top of that hill right there.
Look at those affable hills.
Really high up.
That's inspiration.
This is going to be a miserable stretch.
The hills are right.
This might be a walking angle.
It looks very, oh my god.
Gambatecugasai.
No!
Gambatecugasai.
You're kidding me.
Love from Montreal.
Hi Connor, good luck on the cycle.
Thank you.
Looking forward to going to joining.
I would like you and Chris to talk about architecture more.
Yeah.
Hi Connor, first time I've watched the cycle of the life.
Oh, shit.
As a fellow cinnamon roll lover,
You had better make sure your wallet is ready.
Oh, I'm okay.
There.
There.
There.
Love what you do.
Three teas from Slovakia.
Where's my Slav gang?
Yo girl, can you do some rock songs, or some Blime or anything in Anglia also love you
and this psychathon with your monk and be safe and don't strain your voice.
Thank you.
The hill begins, boys.
The hill... begins.
Hi, I'm Morrie Police again.
We will throw disturbing reports of you starting a holy war over Quote as succulent Indian meal.
End Quote. TLS stock type sheet.
A Welsh man and an English man walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, what can I get you today?
TTSL sex.
You done already?
Oh my god.
Good luck on another socle phone.
I know.
Both my seven month old son and I are sick with a bad cold.
Toner, my mom's visiting for the week.
One Piece anime comes back tomorrow.
You should sing one of your favorite One Piece openings
for karaoke.
Mine is brand new world, but you can sing whatever one you
want.
Happy first day of Cyclothon 5.
Elbaht type shit.
All right, stop walking.
Well, they're too beyond that.
All right, yeah.
It's a happy Easter.
Oh, Jesus.
Nope.
Oh, no.
Not when it's multi-laying.
Oh, oh, no.
Oh, man, that one piece, though.
Oh, when it winds, oh, that means it's very steep.
Sometimes, if you're lucky,
You can get a good, like, pump guide, and you'll get the right rhythm, but it's very hard to do.
What am I doing? Get that good pump in!
Hello, Jesus.
Hello.
Oh, man.
No nutritionist here.
The best natural fuel source scientifically proven
to keep endurance athletes like you going
is a handful of these nuts.
Thank you.
He's working already.
Hello.
Chris is back on the bike.
Good.
Hello.
Look, Chris is back on the bike, give him a hand.
I'm harder!
The signal might be a lot of shit as we go through here.
On behalf of all the simpies in Chatt, please don't feed Paul before dinner or he'll turn into a K.A. Manto.
Oh, dear.
Come on.
Look at that mask here.
Oh, I see the hill, dude.
Wait, this isn't the hill.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, shit.
when he talking like that it's not just his legs Chad its his butt cheeks type
I'm gonna get the stuff for lunch.
You mean this is not the hill?
I think you mean there's more.
Oh Jesus.
Uh oh.
So far, I feel like I can trust about keep headlining on the last gear.
How is he doing, nice?
Let's get it.
Let's keep going.
Oh, there's a bit of very dusty snow.
Dirty snow.
I'm wondering that.
Hey, outdoor boys here.
Just found this, this covered snow.
I don't know why it's trolley.
Hello, Chris and Cumber.
My nine-year-old daughter Grace
So it's your doing a great job to keep it up.
I'm just talking about your own side.
I'm so sorry.
Wishing for the best.
Watching these every year has become a favourite tradition of mine.
Oh, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Lasagna gave me your butter chicken besucculent and moist.
The hills are only in your mind.
It's true, man.
That's true.
The biggest roadblock in life.
It's often Chris, but that's up to yourself.
Chris will stop me from doing things.
You look like you're talking about biking.
After walking through the rings, the fellow should put the ring book 1 chapter 1.
Okay, good.
I like my expected party.
Where's the rest of the book?
Where's the rest?
Martin.
Yeah, where's the rest?
Set the goal the last year's record on day one
77k we could beat that chat, right?
We can crash it
How do you do 77k today?
Me and my fiancee enjoy watching your cyclethons
Nice
All the way from high to wide
We hit fifty times as fucking gold, right?
We are the best, the best, the best, the best, the best
Awareness and rage comes to go
We won't ever use that for this song
You got this
I should my meds just be clean.
Your best pal Dara here.
I don't have any games that I want you to play this summer.
So I just dropped this Dosh here.
Okay dude.
What a madman.
Public Aradise, Gorbaithi Obifatora with Dark Empire High.
That actually I could just about understand that Welsh.
He said I hope you have good weather in Welsh.
That's funny.
That was so broken the plantation.
You know what, Chet? It's slow, but I haven't stopped in the hell yet.
What it sounds like?
It's not about how quickly you get off the hill.
I'm going to get up.
This stream is starting to use the best part of Easter so far.
What it sounds like?
Love from Australia.
Yeah.
It's getting a little steeper now.
Oh, shit. I'm gonna sing what it sounds like.
Nothing but the truth now.
Nothing but the proof of what I am.
Worst of what I came from.
That is I'm ashamed of things that even I don't understand.
I tried to fix it. I tried to fight it. My head was twisted. My heart divided. My eyes are highlighted. I don't know why I didn't trust it.
Be on my side
I broke into a million pieces
Can't go back
But now I'm seeing all the beauty in the broken glass
The stars have patterned me
Darkness and harmony
My voice without the lies
This is what it sounds like
Why did I cover up the colors
Fuckin' time
No way, don't don't don't don't
I really hope it was Scuttlebutt. If it was Scuttlebutt, band him for more than a day.
Why did I cover up the chorus stuck inside my head?
I shouldn't let the jagged edges meet the light it said.
Show me what's on the knee.
I'll find your harmony.
Whose phone we're calling right?
This is what it sounds like.
We're shattering silence.
We're rising to fire.
Shattering in the fire.
You're not alone.
We listen to the demons.
We let them get free enough.
But none of us are right here on our own.
So we were powers.
So we were lions.
So we're not heroes.
We're still survivors.
The dreamers, the fighters.
No lying and tired.
We're diving in the fire.
And I'll be right here by your side.
We broke into a million pieces and we can't go back
But now we're seeing all the beauty in the broken glass
You saw the fall of me, darkness and harmony
My voice was suffolised, this is what it sounds like
Why did we cover up the colour stuck inside our heads?
Get up and let the dagger that is me delight in sex
Tell me what's on my mind
I'll find out how my mind
Dearest and undefined
This is what it sounds like
This is what it sounds like
This is what it sounds like
This is what it sounds like
This is what it, this is what it sounds like
We've broken two million pieces and we can't go back
But now I'm seeing all the beauty in the broken glass
The sky's a part of me, darkness is none of me
My voice would stop the light
This is what it sounds like
Why did we cover up the floor
Let's look inside our heads
Can't open let them take it
Let's just meet the light
It's dead to me what's on my knee
I find it homony
Feel it's an underpunt
This is what it sounds like
My voice would stop the light
This is what it sounds like
Feel it's an underpunt
This is what it sounds like
That's it all the time, all of our boys to mine
When darkness needs to light, this is what it's called
Bye!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You can do it!
Oh man.
Oh, this is beautiful now.
Oh, the wind feels so good.
I love wind.
Okay, now the glass is going there because I can't see it.
Downhill time!
We're looking more snow on the side of the road.
So we should see, in a day or two, we should start seeing cherry blossoms as well.
Wait, cherry blossoms?
Is cherry blossoms really?
Unfortunately, in Tokyo it already seemed like it kind of ended.
So when we get to, like, middle Japan, middle north, is when we'll start seeing
them.
Which would be nice to see.
I have no idea how much battery my camera has left.
We'll find out.
Well, it's okay though. We got plenty.
Paul's not into it.
And now I will see the camera.
It's weird how this camera works. Sometimes it...
Sometimes it just doesn't... the battery doesn't go, but sometimes it does.
Booby? Oh shit, yeah, I did say it was changing over. Let's see if he works.
Sadly, this is all I can donate as in moving in seven days. Wanted to say that you and Iron
Mars have inspired me to chase my dreams and what I'm going to do to you.
This was supposed to be freaking about.
Oh my god.
My king.
My ghost.
This was supposed to be very strange, right?
He's returned up.
Oh, I always forget I threw in a hill like that
where you get really sweaty and gross.
When you start going fast,
you get so much wind it cools you down
and now your sweat
It really does cool you down.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, because he's like his biggest fan.
So he's like...
Is it later than you'd have liked?
He's probably like, oh my god, I'm so dope.
I'm like, ah, I'm so dope.
So, is it too early?
There's probably too much information, isn't it?
Yeah, but we never came on for his birthday message.
It's OK.
He's a busy guy.
Oh, dude, booby.
Nice to hear you again, buddy.
Nice to hear you again.
I think Japanese, I could.
Look how high up we are.
That's the town we've been going down hill for a while.
So we've made some serious distance.
Let's keep it going.
I love it.
This is exactly the kind of ground we were at.
Like, gradual, slow over time.
You don't want to, like, all in one go, because then you can just get so much
cycling done.
in such a short amount of time.
Because you just had, you're getting that box
of facing, cancelling out, when you just went.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
New job starting and cycle from kicking off a new start.
Hopefully my donation can help give another a new start.
Keep it up, boy.
Why does Booby sound so positive?
He didn't sound so sassy, you know?
Keep it up, boy.
Wait, what is he gonna get Australian booby?
Wonderful, four K until a coffee shop.
Oh, that coffee is gonna hit so hard.
Normally in these areas in Japan, we don't really find proper coffee.
And I won't lie.
If there's anything I'm a little bougie baby boy for, it's coffee.
Oh, I love a good coffee.
There's something about...
Just getting an espresso.
In the middle of goddamn nowhere.
It just...
She was perfect.
Except I see another hill.
This is a problem.
You're doing a grand job, monkey.
Best wishes to you, Chris, and everyone else who's making this a reality.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Booby.
Good luck, TopG.
Good luck, TopG.
Apparently, Booby can speak like fluent languages, apparently.
Not anymore. He got bonked on the head, and now he's stupid.
I have dysthania, a type of depression, and I just want to give you this quote,
quote, I like to live by keep moving forward, said by Montiela.
I can't anymore.
So apparently, just so you know, chat is kind of an AI voice.
It is actually a like traditional text to speech recording.
I was done by Booby himself.
I would know I saw the script.
It was like 15 pages of gibberish.
And the reason why mine sounds so bad is because I
only read one page because I couldn't.
I didn't want to do 15 pages of reading.
So I just read one page.
And that's why I almost suggest something.
She's from BOT!
Oh no.
Now before I heard that.
Oh god, hopefully now we didn't hear that.
I wonder who to read up-
I don't want to repeat these pages!
It's so long!
Oh like man!
What can I just read just one page?
Hey!
Lovely scenery. You guys are an inspiration. I wasn't able to catch this last time, but can now hopefully Chris gets two times Sunday times bestseller
I hope he doesn't why does he sound Australian all of a sudden?
There he is!
Bibi, why do you sound Australian now?
There he is!
Oh yeah, mate. Really happy to watch the cyclot on.
You are being observed.
That sounds so bad.
2.7 K most.
I knew it was only a matter of time before Ozzy Booby showed up.
And then we get a delicious coffee.
Shrimp on the booby.
I'm most excited. Oh man, let's go dude. Thank you guys for joining the day. A reminder,
merchandise at C-dogba.com. $5 over cash goes towards charity. Good to see you on the
bike again Connor. All of us demons are jeering for you and we are ready for the butter
chicken she had. Okay, no, no, please, please, please. Oh God, we shouldn't be saying that
word. Please. The people are watching an imposter reach the goal to free me. I can't believe
Chris said that. I was like, Oh my God, I'm going to hear this all the fucking time
on the Cyclefond now.
Cyclefond day one, let's go.
Farmy Butter, chicken Al-G-I-B,
the huggers out for the IDF, Ligma Balls.
Oh, hey, Ruby.
That's inappropriate, Ruby.
Remember to check if your work
does a donation match if you don't.
Boo, thank you, Ruby, for the helpful advice, man.
That's my boy right there!
Chuck, what the hell?
Baby, check with your company, match your donations.
Don't forget, Chuck, in many countries it's tax-deductible.
Keep up the great work, new boyos.
Og, og, og, og.
It's tax-deductible, which means that you will get a refund on your taxes if you donate.
In some places, please check.
I cannot log in right here or on the counter.
places they they will which means it keep up the amazing job
inspiration for fitness and charity alike hell yeah and the van gang for the
hard work hell yeah
Oh, dude.
Okay, I got tears in my eyes.
Very close to getting a delicious coffee.
Get my booze.
We're entering the town of Ohapa, I think.
Hi.
The seventh signal regiment from the Australian Army is watching you as we have some downtime.
What?
You are watching.
Okay, that is very ominous.
men of Australia. Thank you. I appreciate it. 100k on day one would be absolutely insane.
We've never gotten close to anything like that. I don't know if we can. What the fuck?
Boobies! Cut that out!
Oh shit, he's French!
What were you talking about? Why are you such a French, man?
There's French booby!
Now wait so Booby can speak French again, holy shit.
French booby is alive.
Oh shit, drone.
I was looking for the extra just
Wow
Wow
We need this
Okay
What's wrong with what's wrong you didn't like it
Oh man. Hello. Audio is back. Wonderful.
Glad to be able to join the fifth cycle fund though. For me it's the my third one.
Attendance. Keep up the fantastic work. Have fun. Let's smash last year's goal.
Yeah! Go!
Wow, you sounded so earnest, Ruby. Sounds like you really want to break that goal, buddy.
He does.
You sounded so... wanting.
This year's merch is more my style.
Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Thank you.
You know what? I appreciate it.
I'm sorry.
And I know that, like, most people can't,
but, like, watching helps so much.
Spreading the word helps a lot, too.
All I want is a proper copper coffee.
Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
Well...
Thank you, Booby, for that. I also want that.
I appreciate anyone who watches.
And look, you know, maybe I'll be doing this
Maybe I'll be doing this five years. You're doing a bang-up job with the loads.
Arise at EUK. Oogoo-googoo.
The loads? What does that mean?
Okay, the boobies talk to you. I won't lie.
It's like, uh, it's almost like talking to myself. It's kind of annoying.
Good evening, Connor. You and Mouse have been such a big impact on my life this year.
And this is also my first time donating to IDF and my first cyclothon.
Oh, dude. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I know it was gonna be weird for him hearing boobies come by the TTA
Off the off the government speaking today's announcement
Lickle Lickle Lickle Lickle Lickle Lickle
What does that mean?
What?
What does it mean?
Oh wow this looks really cute inside
Let's go
Wow why is he whispering?
Surely we can do it
Why is he whispering?
Oh wow they got a bike stand too
Look at that
No, that's her kind of love really
Okay, why is booby not it what the fuck
Once again, so sorry
Fuck was that booby?
Yo, what the hell is that? I post TTS now. We'll play them after coffee
That's so cute. They put this out for us.
Hey, cat. How's that?
Ruby is reading out the text of speech now.
Mouse?
What do you feel of the name?
The genus? There's no genus.
Where is Mount?
We'll call her later.
Coffee. Coffee is motivation.
And Mounts.
You just hang the seat on the...
Oh yeah?
I'm right here, guys!
That's normally how you do it.
I'm also very motivated right now,
so I'm kind of not here at the City Hall.
I'm going to put my helmet on the bike because nobody's going to take it here.
This is precarious.
I will tie it around.
I'll tie it around.
No, I'll just tie it around.
It could be nice outside.
It's quite nice.
I'll move by the window and I'll just be shocked to see what it's like.
Well, yeah, because we look like idiots.
They've seen your blue shirt, but I can't.
Did you tell them the streaming? Is that okay?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, can you really tell them?
Just because I don't want to disturb the peace.
May luck, you call me.
What do you say?
Well, would you get permission, yeah?
It's good to get it done.
I'm guessing it's all okay?
Yeah, just be careful.
Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
All right, to chat.
W, W permission.
W.
Where's the van? Is it coming?
I think it's coming back.
Okay.
Okay.
I'd like a cinnamon roll, please.
What do we have?
Oh, let's show the menu.
Oh, wow, egg on a menu.
Wow.
Oh, cinnamon on a menu.
Oh, Guatemala.
Oh.
Ooh!
Well, I recommend you to drink hot coffee.
I would like a melon soda float.
One melon soda float.
Oh God, my new tissue.
Oh my God, it's so disgusting.
My nose is dribbling.
My nose dribbling, cat.
Uh...
Can I have a drink?
Ah, Jessica there. Well that's lucky, my money's in my wallet.
In the bike.
Um...
Maybe this table we can...
Kid coffee? What is a kid coffee?
Oh, it's just my phone. I gotta use this phone.
Hey, Adam, ah...
Alright.
Chad, let's get down.
A tiny baby coffee?
I would like a full-size coffee for a grown adult woman, please.
One second, Chad. I'm gonna put you down.
Oh, nice.
One coffee for a grown adult woman, please.
Yeah, I'm making her some food. I just wanted to get the coffee first.
Come on, Chad.
Oh, we're blown out because of the wind.
I'm a grown woman.
Thank you
Sorry, I had a bit of a nose
We might change the pool camp
In a big pool cup
Are we just talking to your camera or the MV it's better?
Which please, Mike's those right, because the music or I don't know everything
Cool
Sorry, chat, who's on moment?
Where's the rest of you, the what the fuck you mean?
It's like all year is still on, but it's a new hit, so we can run the coffee.
You all right?
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what you think, Paul.
That's better.
Yeah, I know, but I'm not in shock right now.
The coffee and food arrived just in time.
Wait, I want coffee and food, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would you sit there?
Everybody's eating and drinking for me.
Yeah, I mean, they were.
Oh, like, I would have medicine.
I'm a gentleman, yeah.
Oh, I think there's something. Hold on, Shrap.
So, I need to... you should probably...
Shrap it.
So, where are we going tonight?
So, man is... from here, we'll go... it's 15k to a wall.
Okay, get a chair yourself.
Yes, and then some buttons right over there.
Yeah.
And then you guys will help me...
You got water and cinema mode?
Hmm...
Where's my cinema mode?
Yeah, it's here.
Are you not gonna share with me?
Right up to the point.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh...
Could I get...
I need to...
Yeah, I need to put this on top.
No!
Help up.
I need to get an honorary USB-C cable to charge my phone.
Sorry.
I need to get a USB-C cable to charge my phone.
Sorry.
Yeah.
I need to get a USB-C cable to charge my phone.
Yeah, let's turn this on.
I need to get a USB-C cable to charge my phone.
I want the first one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, please.
Just continue with the solids.
Who do you eat a very long hot dog?
A hot dog that's longer than the bone.
Like, I'm talking like this hot dog is really long.
How you doing today?
As good.
As the bone.
Oh fuck.
My face.
It looks sunburned but it's just the wind
that's messed it up.
I love how even in the most remote places in Japan there is a top-tier coffee shop with
like 25 different types of coffee.
This one's from the Roasters of Ethiopia, this one's from the mountains of Brazil and
we're here on the most remote peninsula in Japan.
It's pretty cool.
I mean you might be a grown women but I would prefer your
or Squeaky Queen instead of Melon Soda or Princess Pinecone Squeaky Queen soap between
them checks, chat, K, W, A, E, E, K.
You can't drink soda!
I mean you can't drink soda!
I'm so very excited.
I can't be funny.
You can't drink it!
It's bad for you!
What the f**k are you doing?
You're f**king funny.
You're interesting.
You can't just use it as soap.
Nice hair.
Thank you.
You can't drink it.
Keep the compliments coming and the donations.
How are you boys getting on there?
Oh yeah, it's Doc Ock.
I don't know.
Doc Ock.
Too fair.
Alfred Molina, fucking legend.
I'll take Doc off, I like that.
Have you played Ghost of Yacht here?
I did, I completed it in December,
straight after my wedding.
I got married.
I got married, rather than have a honeymoon,
I played Ghost of Yacht here, and it was amazing.
This is after I'm dead, this is like torture.
Congratulations on being Fidel Castro's grandson.
Thank you very much, we'll try, we'll try.
Tell us more about Barton Chit and G-Heart.
It's my new restaurant chain and we'll be setting up soon.
What?
Which camera am I now looking at?
Fucking hell.
It's like a video game.
Can you get the right camera?
You look like the guy from Top Gear.
I-serious? Oh fucking, the chat's moving so fast.
How do you make it stop?
How do you make it stop?
What type of cheese do you like on a burrito?
what's the matter?
what?
pepper jack, well it's cool
uh...
pepper jack
oh dear
where's my coffee
that's the only good time
i think a very good time
what's the one you said?
get a hold of us
This is all the action with the coffee. Look at this.
Can you see?
You can't see.
Fuck it.
What the hell?
Do you like most cheeses?
Well, what's your least favorite cheese?
Oh, I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
Juningurai.
Oh, so look.
I got a mic on.
Juningurai.
So apparently you can get three quads like this.
Oh, wow.
So that's why you have to buy some stuff.
Oh, it's a cyclist cafe.
I thought that's Junai.
I don't think I'm in there. Let's see if I see.
I don't know what else.
Shitty Matrix Cast.
I'm in there like a shitty Matrix Cast.
Matrix is all around us, Cardi.
It is the Brazilian coffee you drink.
Oh, that's a really good one.
I don't know about Guatemala though.
No relation, yeah.
A fine choice.
I got...
What do you know about Guatemala?
Fucking...
I've never called it...
Every time I drink like ice coffee cause like a real mad drinks hot coffee
No cream or sugar?
Okay, one time I said this
You gotta put sugar in it, tons of it
Just dump the sugar in there
Dump the whole sugar load in there
I'm like, I can technically use it
This is like the mean shit
I should have chapped the name
Which one?
Which one?
Yeah, which one
It was the one where it was Robert Pattinson in Dune and you were like Dutch Boyfriend,
Dutch Boyboyfriend in a club!
That's a nice one.
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee.
You know that one?
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee?
I like coffee a much.
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
You do that, Raffi!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Dween-Hoffy-Coffee!
Then it's not down
Cookie yeah
Taste in this I'll give you the taste in this
Ooh, wild acidity.
Do you want carrot cake, broochie?
Carrot cake, cheese pudding, or lemon cake?
Ooh!
Lemon cake.
Oh, carrot cake.
The people's cake.
Cut off the cake.
Can I get one?
The people's cake.
They fucking hate me, bro.
What?
What?
She's connoir-y.
They fucking hate me.
They fucking hate me.
I don't know.
I do not pick up on the river when I get my hands on it.
That's a reference to the time when I want to push
I've got the bait, and I just watch with me to the depth.
Look at Jaime, mate.
That's where you live that magic.
Look at him, I got it, mate.
Look at Jaime, mate.
I know, I guess.
Also, I put it in Singapore already, so.
Oh, yeah, see?
You heard Singapore, or you heard it.
I told you, dear.
Singaporean be careful.
This is the storm.
There's a little QR card if you want to go and see over there.
It's gonna show very faintly, but maybe you can scan it.
Wait.
Check your face out.
Your face is really...
I don't know how to...
I'm gonna make a focus on it.
Like, like this.
Even the best of the best.
Is it too close?
Yeah.
Too close.
Too close.
There we go, there we go.
Oh, just look it up on Google.
I don't have to do it.
I can't magically make a Google link.
Just turn the...
I'm going to make a copy shop here.
What is happening?
We've chattled it.
Modelled it.
What?
That's so cool, imagine like, ten years before, what a cool, must be doing all these arts and all that.
But I imagine a town like this, having a coffee shop like this, must be like a huge communal, like, booths.
I mean, I'd be here every day.
What?
I'd hide and open up a store.
Who hoovered in a camera?
I'd buy a new coffee and mark it off at the price.
Strange, isn't it?
Why are you nodding?
We're even assisting to discussing the economics about a coffee show and plan. I'm gonna make the coffee by taking back there's really good
But you feel like we're in a club
You know the commercial Charlie sheen cigarettes, it's cool. It's like this is the music
Whatever like Mads Mikkelsen like smokes
I'm like this is undaught sport like ten years of anti-smirking stuff.
Are we going to make seven cakes?
Yeah, cause it's like, if you're watching a Smirky, you're like, wow this is so cool isn't it?
But then I'm like, what about Natsuki?
Is that what we're doing?
He makes it really bad.
Probably as Natsuki's got a horrific space his cock.
And he's like, every time he smakes, he makes spanking very unpunctual.
Oh I think Mathemicals and McHenna are cool.
Do you think he would make like, swimming in a pool with like, you know, like, a 30s?
He could make them work. The Mads Mikkelsen floats you.
He's like, because no man is good enough for safety.
I feel like he's become a big, big, tight-cast of the villain, man.
He's like, filmy films, what's like, we need a good villain.
I'll just get Mads Vinson.
He's still building.
If you want to check that code out, the name of the place is You Shit,
or a coffee SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS wait... sorry that's Oshitora coffee
what the fuck?
the plate is crazy as well look at that
here we have a carrot cake
all that cycling I'm done
just like that
my mum loves carrot cake that's why her favorite cake
those are her favorite kind of cake
heral cake
doesn't that show you how efficient human calories are
Like, it's like, compiling you so fast.
It's quite impressive.
Okay, let's try.
Let's give it a hold.
I think feel less guilty, though.
This is the best part of the cycle, though.
It's just like, genuinely.
Let's try it.
Mmm, very good.
Mmm.
That's pretty good.
Right, it's fluffy like that.
You can't go wrong with carrot cake.
Does it taste good?
I've never had it.
Wow.
That's delightful.
Chew your gloves off. I look like Fagin now, all of them.
These fucking gloves.
You've also got to put your pocket on too.
You've watched that?
I just got to watch that.
Span yourself.
I take every once in a week, and I'm like,
can we share a piece, too?
Can I have some more?
More!
LAUGHTER
Delicious.
I'll take a bite.
That film's really graphic, though.
We're talking about the 1968 Oliver News Agency, right?
Well, like, there's that woman Nancy, who's like Bill Sykes's girlfriend.
Yeah.
And it's like a kid's film.
But he's like beating the shit out of them.
What?
And then at the end of it, he kills her.
And I was like eight years old, and I'm like, oh, look at her.
And then there's like, he's like beating the fuck out of her.
And there's a fucking shot of her dead.
And there's a shot of a wall.
And her legs sticking around.
He's like twitching.
And I'm like, this is a fucking PG-13.
This is like, stop me as a kid.
What the fuck?
The 60s, yeah.
It's like, it goes from like, funny, lighthearted, fun to like,
a woman being brutally murdered.
It's because there was a lad in the petrol.
There was a lad in the petrol, yeah.
What was wrong with the 60s?
So, what the hell is this?
Look at it.
Why?
I've gone from the carrot cake, from the front.
Show them, show them how you've attacked this.
That's, that's savagery, mate.
That's debauchery.
What?
What do you mean?
You go from the carrot cake from the thin part to the thick part, and you end on the crust.
How do I raise this?
It's like fucking dining with the Führer.
You must get the carrot cake a certain way.
Let him eat the carrot cake his own way.
Let him eat it his own way.
Shut it, you're right.
You're gonna be sad.
Look at you.
Let him eat it his own way, bro.
You're gonna be on the street.
You're gonna be a god son of every baby.
Butter! What the fuck butter?
Egg butter chicken? Thank you for the 10 gifted subs. I'm not reading the rest of your name.
Wow, butter chicken. It's good to see you. Thanks for the 10 gifted subs.
This is so good.
2018 account? What the fuck?
They don't suck, right?
What was your name before this?
That's true.
Ain't no way that was your name from the beginning.
How many times have you changed your name?
It's like John Wick.
It's like John Wick.
It's the big.
Like the little things, if I get this, I'll thank you a little bit more.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh yeah, Easter.
Easter.
Is it today that Jesus rose again?
Easter Sunday?
I don't know my final morning.
Yes.
I know he died and he came back again, come on.
He died in 3 days there. He was with him.
To do some stuff.
It's been a long time since I read the Bible.
What day was it? Jesus came back from the dead? Sunday.
It was Thursday.
It was the third day after he died.
I know there was a cave in the rock.
It was moved.
Then he came out.
He died on this? Sunday.
So we have a good Friday and Easter Sunday.
If you came back, you'd resurrect on Monday.
I wouldn't get resurrected. I'll just be back in the cave.
Look, are we still there? It's still there.
Well, they were hard to choose the best thinking pack.
That's a good question.
That's a solid way, then.
Well, you missed it.
What?
You really missed it.
He's like, he was out of the camp.
Why couldn't they win that game for Friday?
You died on Friday!
Good old Jesus.
Happy Easter.
You'd be like a big Easter egg hunt player.
Through the gates of hell in the Solizan.
Yes we can.
Easter egg hunt on Pera Mountain.
Find those balls.
Where's my Cadbury cream egg?
I'm waiting for my Cadbury cream egg. Where is it?
We're not going to do that at all.
Chris took me to the burial site of Jesus Christ, which is apparently in Al Mori in Japan.
A town called Shingo.
They believed Jesus was a cross and fled to Japan and lived there until 120 years old.
What?
Is that true?
Is that what people leave?
An Adam and Eve deal?
Adam and Eve are better.
It's not very greedy.
It's run by a yoghurt factory.
Interesting.
It's for video.
How do you go to your skin?
Okay, nice.
That was a good video.
Surprisingly, nothing happened.
And I sat in my cross-law friend.
Well, yeah, because the day was like,
I was like, what were we filming today?
The law, the law.
I was like, what do you mean you don't know?
And then you're like, Ian, find something.
No, I knew all the day.
I always wanted to take you there.
And then everything was shut.
The museum was closed.
And then it's a handbag, which is fun,
but it's not known for its quality.
Yeah, we're not going there this time. I'm just showing. I'd love to hear you recount the text.
Googoo Ga Ga, what was it? I don't know. The guy elected for People of Almorey sounds like...
It was like Dadda, he might have something. Yeah, it was something interesting.
Ancient Hebrew. Googoo Ga Ga. It was like really, really ridiculous.
Yeah, what broke me is that cushions here are like, you know, telling stories and they
were sent to barely Jesus here and we have a testament from them.
Gugu.
Gagai.
It's like, what?
I was just saying.
It broke me.
It broke me.
I was like, which is ridiculous.
What are you saying?
I was like, yeah.
I was like, fuck.
That video is called I went to Japan's cheapest restaurant
Was it when I tried Japan's cheapest restaurant?
Give me a...
Ah, what the heck?
Okay, good guy
Quite a lot of astrolabics
Audio lag
Ah, it cheesecake too fast. Is that... that's not lunch is it?
I'm craving 7-eleven burrito in the middle of the night, it's just more cheese in it.
There's a burrito in 7-eleven that will change your life.
It's a burrito with cheese and ham in it and because everyone in Japan has realised
if you put the word protein on something you get 4 times the profit now that I've protein
in it.
Whoa, everybody wants protein these days.
Everybody wants protein these days.
What's that?
Choy?
Sprinkles and whipped cream sandwich?
That's a C-Dog VA video.
Torch and nightmare won't even happen, innit?
What the fuck?
They want all the sandwiches.
Did you see in front of me?
video torture nightmare wait a minute what the fuck did you see in family
market on there all the new hit item well what the mega family chicken
everybody wants protein all the size family chicken I don't feel like everybody
wants protein really there's so oily whereas you get a Lawson's color I'll
get that protein nice chicken nuggets not so why why you gotta get the
I mean, I agree, yeah, I think...
I agree, yes.
I think...
It's good for you.
The funny thing is, there's like a thing that you get after like once every six months,
and you've kind of missed it long enough to forget how old it was.
I got one the other day, and I, on Reptile, I was like, yes, and I squeezed it a little bit too much.
And like, I'm fucking found till I shit you not.
And it's like fucking QA oil refinery.
It's...
It's like...
It builds muscles.
Maybe I should be protein so I can have muscle.
Shit.
I'll get a horse.
I'm not done with family mart shifting but the honey-meaning evasions
American spectral forces are degrading that fried chicken for oil, see?
There's so much oil coming out of that effect
Does marriage change you?
It gives the chicken
Protein is good for muscles
How do I lift weights? I'm going to be big and strong
Oh man, I love coffee
I'll be bigger straws.
Nothing crappers.
This is a top-of-the-top nutritionist.
I am a nutritionist.
What options are the best one?
Get nutrition.
I was just craving a burrito.
I'll just eat a burrito.
I'll just eat a burrito.
I'll just eat a burrito.
I'll just eat a burrito.
Come on over here.
uh house mouse there house mouse holder are we gonna meet her in a minute with car parts
i wonder if it's better to share around the temple
oh i like that the the pit
i want to have her um see that's good that's like her door because she's maybe of your
health friend baby will be summoning through the rocks or something that would be that
because he's coming on the screen somewhere i think on the screen i don't think he'll be
I'm happy to do it, man.
I think the donations have requested a lot from me.
I'm always talking about me.
I'm excited about that.
I'm always talking about me.
Oh, dude.
Baby.
That was such a new profit.
Are you always talking about me?
I love the...
I don't really drop much water for that.
I've drunk like no water.
That's no one to fuck up.
But the next stop, can we make sure there's some game in that?
That's like, you know...
It's not water, God.
That is water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
It's not water.
I got the cans recently
I don't know
I'd love carbonation
What are you talking about?
What are you implying?
I'll be the comment
I know
It sounds like music. It sounds like construction.
Oh, it does, I see.
Can you guys hear the music on the stream with the mics? I wonder.
Yes.
It's somebody trying to get out the trunk of the car.
It's busy.
It's not really.
I'm surprised you're not. Where's the catchery back?
Where's the catchery back?
That's like, that's like when the sun's setting.
Like, that's where your last note is.
You know the words?
Um...
Wrong!
That's enough!
Have you ever sung The Queen of the Night, Ari?
Yes, I have.
I have a long time ago.
Well, actually, what was your name?
It's a good sparkle.
No, that's fine.
That was great.
He's got so many good songs.
I think my favorite song I've actually covered is called
Guess I'm Dumb.
I love Gesson now.
It's a cover of the 1960s song.
I love Donuts too.
Donuts, what do you think about that, James?
Really fucking about?
He's got so many good songs.
Windy Lady.
Windy Lady.
Windy City is good too.
Bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee, bee.
I'm getting back into City Park.
He's got like, that's the famous song I really get, but like every time I listen to any album, like Big Wave is my favourite one.
Yeah, yeah, Melody's.
Melody's is really good.
Melody's is good.
Big way was so good.
Talking about sitting pop.
Every single album, there's always at least three songs that I'm like, isn't really good.
And not in songs that I don't like that much, or I'm not like super into it, I'm like, they're still really good songs.
It's just hard to find this musical line.
People upload his records.
Yeah, he doesn't take it down in about a day.
Yeah, he also doesn't tour outside of Japan.
When I went to his concert, he was pretty vocal about that.
Really?
He was like, I don't want to tour outside of Japan.
Interesting.
They always asked me, I said no, it was like a white listing of crests in that sense.
They're like, they asked me to go here.
I said, fuck.
And he's in his 70s.
70, something.
He's getting out of bed.
Be weird.
I sort of went off City Pop.
I think it became so popular everywhere that I just got a bit sick of it.
It's not cool enough now.
Well, I'm a bit of a weirdo.
I think everyone starts liking something I want to go the other way.
I don't know why but I was really early to the city pop Renaissance party in like 2014
and I I shared it around quite a lot back in the day and then it really came popular in like 2018 onwards
yeah I started discovering the city pop like Armory is really good
but I think I think it's just hearing it on like real stuff every day over and over
We think Mouse wants the same.
I'm getting there.
You are the problem.
I like City Pop. I'm not like...
I don't know everything about it. You know what I mean?
But I like it. I like it.
Williamsburg and everything.
What a beautiful coffee shop.
But I don't know everything about it.
I would love to.
Cahoon coffee. Okay. Okay. Okay. What are you? Oh, Cahoon?
Cahoon? What were you calling it?
Your fucking name's really awkward. Why?
Cahoon. Yes. Cahoon. So it's not asylum
quirk.
Quirk?
The way it spells right fucking awkward. It's not a quirk.
It is a written spell very...
Cahoon. Cahoon coffee. Mm-hmm. Triple C. That's delicious. That's what you call it.
What yours be?
A wine load coffee?
Bored coffee Jesus
Oh yeah for you dear
Can I have the coffee?
Yeah?
Well yeah cause I would just run out of loss
We've got the best coffee in town
I don't make any money
I just want a barista
I'd love a coffee shop
A barista
Cause you know because you go to a bar right?
You can't go to a bar every day
It's kind of like I get pretty drinks. Yeah, exactly the profits
if you went to a bar every day that was yours, right?
You could go to a coffee to let me get a coffee. Yeah, you're right.
You'd be like, that's right.
But when you go to a bar, it's like, I'll try it.
I'll try the drinks a couple of times.
I've tried all the drinks.
I know I want to go to a bar at least one time.
I'm going to the bar.
You're ready.
Someone said, Abroad in a can.
Abroad in a can?
That could be it.
That's life.
Abroad in a can?
You know those, like, old peanut jars
that open up and the snakes will jump out?
That's your coffee.
Just like, honk-chew-me-me-me clown stuff.
I'm actually going to move on.
Have you used your TV so far?
I have.
It's great.
I can't really describe the thing.
I'm charged.
Weirdly.
Weirdly, the battery went really fast this time.
This has a soft, sweet scent with demonic eggs.
Yeah.
Let's get it!
Hold on, Shat.
Smells like cola, what?
Oh, my hoodie is wet.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Okay, well he's already dirty chap, this is bad.
So, we've got a lot to keep track of here, so I'm trying to come around so that I can do this well.
Oh, is that?
What are we trying to do?
Well, just because I've got to sort this out, so I was like, let's not look into it with nothing.
Okay.
Okay, so we're going to get this mic out now, again.
What's in the back?
Here's the mic's track.
Give me my mic.
That's why it doesn't shake while recycling.
And then, I think everything is pretty good.
I mean it was charging one of the dots.
Should be at least.
And then there's the receiver.
Staying in the audio.
And then there is the guts.
Guts in the bag.
And all the Wi-Fi's and stuff are in there.
And the modems all down there.
Shuffed in the bottom.
Oh, you're starving.
And we got my little...
Rob gave me these little metal plug things.
Oh, let me read a review of Squeaky Queen.
I announced that Squeaky Queen has a rich smooth demonic scent so good it'll make you commit crying for it.
Wow! I really must enjoy the must-send unit in these soaps although it's a bit sticky on first watch.
But once you get past the initial layer and the other soaps rather, it's super easy.
And the sun lingers from my experience in three to five hours after washing.
Banger soap.
W spiced in the teamwork.
Wow, you killed five people for a bar?
Ladies and gentlemen, if you find yourself in the middle of a very deep-
Oh my God, somebody said my skin is being healed, not even an exaggeration.
Very nice coffee.
Somebody said their favorite son, yet.
Look at this building.
It's so nice.
Very cool.
All right, let's get this-
Someone said it's building bubble gum.
Yeah, it's in the DJI. Amazing smell. It makes me look forward to showering. After a month of using cheeky soap, I feel my skin feeling soft. You know what I'm telling you bro? It's so good.
that this is always charging.
Oh, I love, I love Tiki so, so good.
Is this charging?
Let's find out.
Before I run off.
Is it charging?
It seems.
No, no, no.
It smells good.
Oh wait, it says it is charging.
Yeah, it's out for a minute.
Yeah, it's out for a minute.
Yeah, seven watts.
There we go.
All right, so I'll leave that there.
And then we want that one.
This is trap.
Oh shit.
I forgot I need this.
What's going on over here?
Melt down the soap and put it in a bottle.
You're gonna melt my soap!
You'd make a great villain.
You'd fit right in there.
Oh, the squeaky mouse?
Work it! Are you implying all of it in the bed now?
Uh-huh. Are we going to Tyrra Mountain now?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Oh, they're gonna bring me on and help eat.
Are we gonna go to...
Oh, they're gonna bring me on and help eat.
How are we gonna go to...
We're gonna go to South Hill.
I don't know why he said that. I don't know why he said that.
200,000, oh shit, we're almost at the next song.
Wait, I don't know what song it is.
Whoopsies.
The camera's on 100.
I'm pretty sure I charged it, but it'll be fine for at least... sorry, sorry.
Go chat, sorry. I'm nearly done. Lots of things to have to manage here.
It's hard work, isn't it?
They're just hard work, yeah, eating at energy jellies, watching.
Okay, shout, I think we're...
Uranium fever.
Uranium fever!
Mark!
Get the fucking chocolate, Mark!
That's... that's... that's this guy...
You wanna grab the chocolate by the book?
Beed eye! Beed eye!
He could do the voice really well.
You need to do the whole cycle.
No, I'm not doing it. Nobody understands what peep show is.
None of these viewers know what it is.
I love peep show!
Because you're in dog relations, huh?
I love peep show!
So, this mic now, you can probably spot back tomorrow.
And then we can swap both of them.
We're back on the show.
It was really funny.
You know, it can always be laughs and giggles.
Laugh and giggles.
I don't know, why not?
You tell me.
In a theme song?
I don't know, why not?
Can you tell me?
In a theme song?
What's your favorite part of any cycle song?
The theme song, the peep show is
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not well
And I'm so hard
And I'm in hell
It's the discovery of location this morning
I know the song. I watched the show
Yeah.
That was beautiful.
That was a really beautiful, like, because we started in the morning, it was raining,
it was like, oh, this is depressing, this is a shit start.
Yeah.
And then the clouds parted and God is saying.
Is that the name of the song?
Flagpole Sitter.
And the lighthouse appeared.
Flagpole Sitter, you sitting in our flagpole, she's going up your ass.
What the fuck?
It was a big fist being punched in the face by a statue.
Not making it better.
I'm just going to watch that.
Oh, it's pretty cool.
That's like, they got something on their butt.
A family mark.
I'm watching a Chris video
doesn't appreciate my jokes
is this live yes it is live
You've got a really succulent sounding, could you make it sound any better?
Alright.
Why is the picture so blurry compared to EC Dog?
Is blurry? What the hell? What do you mean?
Lunchtime is my time.
Is it?
Lunch is his city.
12.25.
It will be lunchtime when we get there.
I don't know. How long is this string?
I can't trust Ardo.
What? That's what they say.
I'll measure it for you.
Whatever. I'll put it on 180.
I think it's meant to be a one-to-one question.
It's meant to be a philosophical thought.
A conquest of one's mind.
Conquest.
What?
What?
Alright, here we go, could you have this back?
Hello Jack, what do you want?
What the fuck?
No.
No, boobies!
You're just a bit...
I know.
Okay, that's...
You guys are doing a great thing and I'm glad to be able to join another Cyclethon and donate to a great cause love from Scotland.
Hey, appreciate that.
Hey, mate, mate.
Hey, liver.
Yeah, back here, back here.
How'd you?
All right.
15K.
I'm downing a fatpasta while watching Cyclethon.
I'm doing my part.
I don't know why it's so funny.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
I'm down.
That's an important aspect of being a part of my life.
It's 55 days!
So thank you for contributing.
Being a part of my life.
Oh my god, dude.
Okay.
I appreciate the guide.
The guide.
All right, 15K and then we'll get our lunch break
and then we'll share a mouse.
I can't wait to see the door of my house.
Thank you, baby. That's very kind of you. No.
This is all I got this year, since tax is a brutal W tax evasion.
W tax evasion. So this is catching up all the TTSs that we missed during lunch chat.
You're on the Cycles on 5.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'm a doc, we know!
Hopefully we're at a substantial donation app.
Uh, wait, I'm thinking.
Thank you for the kind messages of support.
Connor, you should wear more black.
You look great in black.
I mean, I think you always look great,
but you look extra great in black.
Why is this all so funny?
What was that?
Smile.
Why was that one back to Brian?
Smile.
Connor, just wanted to recommend a game with lots of monkeys and other critters.
Are you and the secret forest? Best wishes.
Best wishes.
Dude, they got like loads of statues of fishes and they've got even like an eagle that's going like
You know that sound, the sound they use on all the internet?
Like it's like, blah!
I don't know how to regret it.
Blah!
Blah!
That's a good copy of Harkness.
Yeah.
Blah!
That's a good copy of the cartoon.
That...
That...
She did not walk home in a night dark
Got too scared
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
I had to spline
Oh, the eagles aren't...
What time does an eagle make?
I don't think it's past.
I want to play the real game, give me give me
I'm not a darling, I'm not a salesman
I can't admit it, I can't return it, I want to forget it
Let me be in your dream, I wanna be free
I can see the new era, the voice of the world
I'm striking your new world
Shijidaiba koro miraita ni kairu senbu
Kaete shimaiba kaete shimaiba
Hattenshi nai omi ga kukamato
Todoku you ni yume van nai wa
Kimi ga nashita boku shijite
I'll give it to you
If you sing this song
Your favorite game, you'll be free
I don't want to be like you
I don't admit it, I can't get used to it
I want to forget it, let me be in my dream
I wanna be free
The new age of the world
Can be seen
The new world
Shijisai wa kono mirai wo
Daijuu zenbu
Daete Shiva
Daete Shiva
Kaze shirai on ga
Ida moto kodoku you ni
Yume wo shiteru yo
Shinjitai ga
I'm gonna get your gamer sucks bro if you want to get your gamer sucks.
of every single cup kindly matched by game of sorts
will be going towards charity
if you want to go
i'd get a game of sorts car
it helps
charity out
housemaster
at that time
it's not much for you too
what the hell is this so thanks to these streams i've pulled my bike out
of the shed and that's what it is
but how is that
What is that?
You can do it Conor. Just imagine the girl from Resident Evil Requiem chasing you to the end point.
What?
With petals super quickly too.
Uhhhhhhh
The girl from Requiem? Which girl are we talking about? You mean the scary one?
I'm doing my part 07.
Thank you. I appreciate that. Every donation helps.
What's that for?
donation helps lads and if I hear you on the TGS that means you do at least 25
big ones yeah that's like 20 steam games that's a lot of money
I'm not sure that's a whole lot of f**king money. I do appreciate it John Jojo part 7
I'm trapped in the basement of Netflix H.D. I won't see the light till December
Send help
What the fuck dude he sounds so stupid
I knew I fucking knew this was gonna weird about
Alright, this is from Malaysia, SEA
Gene, we rise in first time catching the cyclathon and my first ever chat on the channel all the best for day one
Old face, amazing
His crits shake his head.
Is he shaking his head with a family mart?
Disgusting.
Good luck, Boyos.
Luckily, I'm in Japan at the Moe, so I can come and see you guys when you reach Osaka.
Oh, yeah.
Yay!
Look at that squid.
Whoa, squid.
The only thing I ever open Twitch to watch, first time don't know.
All I have to say is, Lekko, Lekko, Lekko, Lekko, Lekko.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What are you saying?
Let go!
Let's go!
Dude, 55k, let's go!
Hey!
Third sector thumb that I'm watching
gonna add my 5 cents
Good luck on the journey
Support the Immune Deficiency Foundation
I'm bored.
Thank you.
Another cheeky hill.
Donate!
You must!
I record history, except when facing sheep.
Okay!
This sandwich is...
Okay, dude!
What on earth?
Howdy!
This is my favorite stream.
Thank you!
Thank you for running it again and raising some money for the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Iron Mouse!
Without force!
Iron Mouse!
Right!
Right!
So proud of everyone involved here, sending what strength I can offer.
Thank you. Hey, it helps on these hills, man.
No, wait a minute!
I'm going green.
I mean, it's a small hill, but look, any hill is painful.
What a great day, my sister announced. She's having a baby and the cyclathon starts.
I can't wait to be a dad. Greetings from Palombo.
Okay, that one got me, okay.
Cyclethon live, T-Mall, all you want to do is kiss his body.
Boku no chinchin.
Okay, why don't you fight with me?
Okay, they got me.
They got me pretty good, eh?
They talked about to finally be fortunate enough to donate to the cause,
that you're those cows that were worth a 25 alone.
True.
Wow.
You knew that was coming.
Maybe playing the PBE for the new TFT set while watching.
Have you had the chance to check it out yet?
No, I've been clean since October.
I haven't touched the FT.
That's what he says.
Come on, check the records.
Yeah, October.
Much love for New Zealand.
Rise up Kiwi's Enzeg gang.
Come on, check the records.
Playing the PBE for the new TFT set while watching.
Oh, my god, it's replaying.
Have you had the chance to check it out yet?
No.
No.
No!
Stop saying those cursed words towards me, sir!
Ah...
Oh nice!
Oh!
Donate!
Thank you, bro!
So, I assume you live in the US?
Get that tax burden reduced!
Yay!
These cyclones are wonderful. Happy to donate for a great cause.
Hey, noot noot. Noot noot.
Hoot hoot.
Oh, wonderful.
When you feel exhausted and don't have anything left, just picture a sheep five meters ahead.
Okay.
Close to your name.
Okay.
What?
Okay, I will.
Thanks, baby bro. I appreciate that, man.
I appreciate that man.
Slamble me.
Beach.
Beach Mouse.
TX.
It's TX.
It's TX.
It's TX.
What the hell is that?
TX.
TX.
TX.
TX.
What the hell is wrong with you?
TX.
TX.
Are you gay?
TX.
TX.
TX.
Are you having a stroke?
TX.
TX.
Beach.
I mean, sure.
All right, yeah, I'll take that.
Oh, I just noticed the rails that shape the fish.
That's so cute.
Aw, the ocean.
Oh, nice.
All right.
Yeah, I'm pretty well. We've done a...
Let's go. Can you come to this hill, Connor?
Ruby Chan is rooting for you.
Okay, Ruby Chan.
For the Iron Mouth Defense Force.
Ruby Chan.
Not a fairer name.
Ruby Chan!
Not a fairer name.
Watched all the cycles. This team might have a job, though, so I can actually donate long, good luck, and great job for you.
Thank you.
careful to know the job around me I'm sensitive
you like to corner ready to bounce you are no steel wall goss okay
playing slay this by two watching the night oh my god so my screen I wish I
was playing this by two that's not so far now man let's make some free of
500 slaters fire mentioned for today.
Or are you a Smashed Brothers fireman dryer?
Hey Connor, where was your bike with me?
The famous underwater cycling route has amazing scenes, you know.
What?
What?
Underwater?
Are you mad?
Have you lost your mind?
That's in 10k for 67k OPA.
I sound like a bloke, mostly to blame. Get done done nerd. Nah, I'm just pulling your leg your right mate. Supporting the F.
Okay, thank you booby. Thanks for pulling my leg man. I appreciate that. Thanks for taking it back. How's it kind of hurt there for a second?
Cycle from five. Let's go. Let's go dude.
I've got on five. Let's go.
So the plan is, Chris is very, very wanting to see the bikes, busted my bike out and did a 50 km
to get ready for doing the Shimanami Kaito again later this year.
Hey, nice dude, have you had a good time?
Chris really wants to go and see Hal's door.
So we're going to take a 20 minute drive, who'll be here?
I stand my penis in a car door.
Okay, thank you, baby for such a legacy. No, you're extracurricular activities
Thank you, baby for letting us know about that
Last cycle phone I was 280 pounds and never exercised thought I couldn't do it this cycle fun in 90 helps and
Decycling 20 can leave it every day. Yeah
You can do anything man this shit I always tell myself
If someone else can do it, I can write guy famous keep crushing it. Mr. Connor and mr. Chris. Thank you
Appreciate it
Oh
No no no no no no no no no no nooooo
I have found James
Thank you for that
Thank you for that
Aikona, it's me, booby your sensei
Keep peddling that bike or I'll tell Mouse and she'll ban you to the underworld
Oh s**t
Oh, no bro
don't do that
As we're literally going to be on the wall.
Hello, I'm a 93% from Seattle, wishing you all the best of luck and weather.
Happy to be supporting my favorite charity and streamer.
Oh, thank you.
10K.
Why?
Okay.
Okay.
There's a voice that sounds like you.
I guess it sounds kind of like me.
Connor, scientists have discovered a new unit of measurement.
One unit of cycling across Japan while crying is now officially called One Connor.
Okay, that's a low blow. That's a low blow, baby.
The hills are alive with the sound of buh-bye.
Cheers to the sound of the generational cake, too.
Thank you, baby. I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Let's go to Monte Castro, Junior.
Thank you. Thank you for the donation.
Cyclathon and wet weather, name a more classic duo.
Hoping you and the team stay as dry as possible, have a great ride.
It looks like on Tuesday, we are mumble mumble.
Oh no, not Tuesday, sir.
Oh no, Wednesday?
Hey, give me my peloton.
We are back and we'll have a more peloton.
We are expecting.
Milps are patiently waiting for the Welshman.
One, Milps said they can't believe they will meet their favourite James Bond.
Okay? He's not Timothy Dalton.
What?
Thank you, baby.
Mamba?
What is Mamba?
I've gone from bed bound to working and watching each side of the bank as a personal provision.
Dude, how are you?
Thank you so much, Connor, Miles and Chris.
I appreciate that.
Must be a guy. Yeah, let's go. Let's go all hail Gregorius Maximus the bestest cat
yeah
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
I'd like to give a percentage of my earnings to charity.
Dude, that's awesome.
I'm the other strippers.
Ha ha ha!
OK, OK, thanks for that, baby.
Oh goodness.
Colin, can we get a kiss?
Much love from your estranged Alabama brother.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What?
Here you go, muah.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell.
Hell done, boys.
Hell done.
One another bingo.
I'm currently unemployed, and I'm very grateful
for having the opportunity
to work with you.
Thank you.
unemployed and I'm very grateful for having the chance to be able to donate again this year.
Much love from California. Thanks man, I appreciate that.
The Connor walls are blown.
Beautiful there and stunning scenery.
This is much similarly sized to last year. I might get x less if so. Yes, it is
Pretty much the same as last year
Yeah, my mind fits pretty much the same so if you haven't bought any of the merch
Said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie the hippie hippie
Really, thank you. I appreciate that
I don't want to live on a boat, boats are scary.
What?
What?
What?
What, booby?
What the fuck?
What is booby saying?
Sex.
Bro is all one dream.
This is the only reason I log into Twitch once a year.
Great.
Great content for a great cause.
Thank you.
I also love to nut.
Okay.
Okay.
This is the only reason I log in to twitch once a year great content for a great cause
Okay, okay, baby
Shout out from Idaho USA third cycle from what first time able to donate also shout out to my besties
Oh God.
Dude, I'm dying. The fucking booty TVS is so funny.
These shots are so dumb.
Alhamdulillah. Hello Connor, I can't wait to see the Japanese Royal Family cameo.
Inshallah, may a billion dollars be raised for the IDF.
A billion!
You mean the real agency foundation, right?
Right?
new deficiency foundation love everything you and mousy do here's my
part in trying to break last year's record 50k already dude he's got a
$1,000 donation what the fuck
great rules appreciate all you're doing for the IDF and always providing
great content. Oh my god. Dude, this area looks really like well-maintained.
I'm pretty sure that car passed us earlier. That exact car. Like, three hours
a guy you seem to be sitting a little low can cause new pain which you strengthen
efficiency muscle fatigue okay baby good work
please oh I'm gonna be we're gonna get arrested today
Is it the bike riding? It's nice and calm.
He's got to keep going, boys. This is the thing.
He's got to keep going.
He's healthy.
He's got to keep having...
I appreciate that.
Oh no, he's type-shitting.
Hey Connor, have you read any Warhammer books?
The Tannif first regiment in the books are inspired by Wales,
loved from Australia.
I did not, no I have not read any Warhammer.
Oh, it's fine.
That's cool, I didn't know there's a Warhammer.
Inspired by, uh, the Welsh.
This TTS message has been intentionally left blank.
Okay, that's good to know.
Thank you for specifying that, Ruby.
What?
I can hear a car behind me.
It's your dad.
Just curious why there was a guy here saying you overnighted the sheep to yours and Chris's
room in Japan.
Oh, we were both for 60k?
Just for the explanation.
Idaho, gang rise up.
Did you know the potato?
Uh, yes.
Potato.
Yes, I did know the potato.
I knew him well.
I love potato.
Hello, welcome.
It's your boy.
your boy. Ruby and Em air to say I'm Ar. Get your mom's prognotae tonight.
What?
What?
You shouldn't do that, baby.
Eight. Stop sighing. Watch, stop sighing. What is your favorite F1 team? I swear if
you say Mercedes, I will become very sad.
Well, I went to the McLaren headquarters and they are really, really cool and nice.
I think I'm the reason they're startling right now, because I hate their food.
I ruin their costs.
That was mouse karma.
What?
For me agreeing with that, instant karma, bruh.
Mouse has a way, dude.
Wow.
Very awesome.
The pain you're going through will alleviate so many others pain and that's you know
You're you're back
You're staying forward man. You're lucky
A while baby a while. I'm not done yet. We're gonna a little while ago
I'm learning English from your streams so far. I've learned a BCD is nuts in your mouth
Can you actually sing Suisse song baby diva?
I gotta learn, BB Diba.
For the gays?
Oh yeah, for the gays!
That is a common... I don't have CVID.
But I suffer from severe anxiety and gastrointestinal issues,
so I feel the difficulty in finding good care.
Thank you.
I mean, health is just a struggle no matter where you are.
And I think if you're healthy, that's a blessing.
And you know, I feel like...
Yeah, first do what I can if you want to do it tomorrow.
Or have a good rest of your cycle.
Thank you, man.
We have so many songs to sing.
I have such sights to show you.
you
you
you
you
you
On to new bubbling before you
Bagging for your praise
Please love me
Give me the gaze, the gaze, love me
I need the gaze, the gaze, love me
The gaze, love me, the gaze, love me
The gaze, love me
Do they really?
I hope so
I too am gay.
I too am gay.
What? What do you mean what?
Oh, it's the greatest fear, the greatest love, the greatest love to get to be a member.
Cause if you ask me when push comes to shove, it's for the gay.
So give me some coming on to the strong.
I just want to be loved and feel like I belong.
That's why I wear this little gown and sing this little song
It's for the game
I'll do anything for
You all know that this cool dance show
Is for the game
Anything for the game
Game
Yeah, and Zed
Wow
I do want to play signalis
I also want to go to NSF.
I want to play!
Play the Spire 2!
It's in my balls.
Okay, Boobie.
You gotta chill.
It is not about you, Boobie.
I mean...
Is it?
Yeah, no, I mean...
Okay, okay, okay booby, booby, booby, booby, booby, booby, stop!
You can't, I greet him an embo!
What do you want me to say to that, booby?
I don't know what you want from me.
I greet him an embo!
What the fuck is this?
Hey, who, A, Perne, N, N, Moon, R, O, O, O, A, U, O, O, O, O, O, A, O, O, O, A, O, O, A, O, O, O.
What is wrong with you?
Wait, I'm just wondering.
I, the great booby, am getting paid for this, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, booby, you are.
Well, our booby is wild.
He's out of control today. What's wrong with him?
Definitely, Matt. Definitely.
The Immune Deficiency Fund has got to change their name.
You can't be going around and name the IDF.
It's a good IDF though.
Well, they're not going to change it now.
We're not bringing it.
Instead of just, like, uh, you know, drowning it out.
Like, oh, yeah, okay, Jared.
Nothing beats a jet-to holiday.
And right now, they're going to say 50-powered persons.
Nothing beats a jet-to holiday.
That's great, baby. I'm so proud for you.
So happy for you man.
Get your holiday, bro.
You can have it after Cycle Talk.
You're telling me you're getting shlat on a bike?
Best of luck, you're gonna need it.
True.
Hey, look, he's a big guy, he'll be all right.
That's a big fucking hill.
Uh-oh.
I'm sorry, Connor, that was out of line.
I promised never to say anything that big again.
Thank you.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, okay.
Okay, thank you, booty.
That's Chris, he's right ahead of me.
I've been a little slow.
TTS is making me laugh too much.
I have epilepsy.
My seizures are not what you see on TV.
So my doc misdiagnosed me for months.
Can't imagine having to get a PI diagnosis. Yeah, man. It's lost dude. It's not easy
She's getting a diagnosis sometimes such a relief. You know, it just gives you that
Knowledge of like, okay, it must have been tackled
Okay, thanks for the British geezer lifestyle
Oh, hell's a bird.
Others are painting their wall dollies today.
I am sitting here and building some satinine terminators.
The Emperor protects.
Thank you, Emperor.
Donate, Emperor, please.
Donate.
TTS is so random.
Well, it's 30,000 people and their thoughts and consciousness.
My name is Yoshikage Kira.
I'm 33 years old.
Oh, shit!
Kira!
Okay, baby.
Okay.
The suspense is killing me.
Oh, God, Chris is going to go the wrong way.
Uh-oh.
Shit!
Ah, I have nowhere to find Chris.
He's gone the wrong way.
No, he's really read the sign.
He read the sign, I'm sure.
I'm sure you're at the side.
Okay, he's looking, I'm guessing he's wondering.
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
What the fuck is this?
What the hell is this movie?
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I hereby proclaim the iron mouse is stinky.
What? What the fuck? You can't just do that. Get the fuck out of here.
Hey Connor, so glad to be watching. There's an old PlayStation game you might enjoy
called Monkey Magic.
Oog! Oog! Oog!
Okay, booby, chill! Chill!
''My mom tuned in to stream for a little bit, and I had to explain to her who booby is LUL.''
''LUL.''
Oh, really?
Yoy-yuh.
Yoy-yuh.
Really?
I'll have two number nine and a number nine large.
Okay.
You don't think it's safe across here?
It's not safe across here?
It's okay.
When I came, there was a lot more time to find across there stuff.
I mean, if it's a green light, it should be fine though.
But it's not much difference between the two.
I don't want you to do it, but...
That's it, lads.
Rock and stew-oo-wan.
What?
What is going on with your bottle?
Like a chicken being throttled.
Spiking into the skies. Sorry, champ.
These parts of Japan sure are quiet.
There was a whole lot less of propaganda.
Odefa, and Eshfa, and Eshfa, and Eshfek.
Spek, spek, spek, spek, spek, spek, spek, grander.
At these knots...
Spek, spek, spek, spek, spek, spek.
Thank you.
Thank you for these knots.
Appreciate that.
I hope you like the clouds, champ.
Honor, my sheep from Wales wanted to motivate you.
Here she is.
Be-be-be.
Be-be-be.
Be-be-be.
Be-be-be-be.
Be-be-be-be.
Be-be-be-be-be.
Be-be-be-be-be.
Be-be-bing.
Thank you for that.
I appreciate the motivation.
Donate more money, champion, so you get even more epic
content and help good people in need.
Mambo.
Mambo.
O'matsuri Mambo.
Mambo.
Mambo.
Mambo.
Mumble number five!
For the Iron Mouse Development Foundation, how it matters?
Development Foundation? What? Why do I need to be developed?
Bolo-clat.
On. What?
What? Oh my god.
What?
Tired man.
What the fuck was that mean?
I got my truckie-dacks. Thank you, Monty.
This is a real donation into a payday.
Thank you for the ring, though!
Big-ass old mansions, wait, what?
That's very kind of you.
Thank you for the ring, though.
I hope you had a great spree.
Wait, what are you playing?
Big-ass old mansions.
Big-ass old mansions?
Big-ass old mansions?
Uh, you know, you get used to it.
You just kind of got to break your ass in.
Sounds kind of graphic, but...
What?
You're assed?
Out of sight?
My ass is a cow.
You know?
So it doesn't really hurt anymore.
How do you feel?
Give me all the above, really.
Ooh, this is good! What the heck?!
Wait, this is good!
The magic teddy bear!
wait what is this really good?
may I comment on you?
wait I need to play this game
what? oh upset oh
hello everybody we are today's the first day of Seiko-san
our yearly tradition here in uh
hello
we're singing songs every year
every five
I play
Fukuoka
I'm always looking for new games to play, especially scary games.
FJK Rowling and F. Harry Potter. There's better fantasy by people who don't fund anti-trans organizations, like Discworld and Witch Hat Atelier.
There you go. You have some recommendations.
Atelier!
Hi, Emperor.
Dude, a big thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I am a big guy here glad to help the cause
We're very close to our destination
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
BOOBY.
What the hell's wrong with you, BOOBY?
Damn, BOOBY's fucked up.
Imagine crashing into Chris's thighs.
O-U-R-L, you love.
You love. You love.
Kilimit, girl or without a man, too.
Keep the hustle on, brother.
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey Connor, haha, got him period.
What?
I want nobody, nobody but you.
What are you saying?
I want nobody, nobody but you.
Yes, we do have the donation they give you.
I'm just curious.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
Ah, ah, ah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, booby booby booby stop dude
What the hell is he doing?
It's false teaching
Okay, we'll pause TTS for now. It's paused and let's get these bikes in the car so we can go and look at our mountain.
How's it done? 15k.
So, let's head to the hold.
Yeah, up and down, up and down.
27 levels there.
Oh, wow.
Oh, is that it?
So, I should take this...
Shhh!
Sure, sure, sure. Yeah, that'd be great.
This you need to put on.
Charge?
This is f***ing on charge, yeah.
What a beautiful day.
Sure, sure.
Cool, cool.
Alright, chat, let me...
go to this bag in the car. What a beautiful day today. Okay, well... Right's been pretty good.
What guys? They've been going crazy because of all the gills. Do you want to get your lunch first and I'll
go in the car? And then I'll meet you in there. Now I guess we're going to hell.
Actually, let's go to the car. Because we are going to go to see a site that Chris really,
really, really, really wants to see. So that's why we're going there.
which is about 20 minute detail.
When we get there, we'll get mouse on.
So mouse, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh boy, I guess it's me.
Why's it a black one?
I've never seen this before.
Oh boy, I guess it's me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Me and our son.
You're gonna knock on my door.
Don't knock on my door, please.
knock on my window
hi chat
low sleepy heads
what if it was just me coughing in his face
booby's crazy bro, booby's crazy
I don't know why booby moans and stuff
it's kind of intense
alright let's change to this camera
so I can put the small one
are you ready to swap to another camera
Who's excited for another camera?
Hi
The lights in the thing. Should we turn these off?
Wow that's interesting
Okay, that's all right
Ruby is freaky-kong. This is not a game of sups branded cup
I'll go grab one. Yeah, I'll go grab one or maybe you could you could you get me a non caffeine flavor?
Thank you, boss
All right chat we're getting the other camera set up
It's a way better view than this because right now you're just like hiding in my pants
I guess what so we're gonna swap over. Sorry. I'm just boobies inspired
I did not like that.
Okay, my name is Booby.
What's what Booby sounds like?
Sounds ridiculous.
Me at the end of my streams.
Yeah, he sounds like he's like bouncing.
Okay, let's try this.
And then let's put this away in my bag for now.
I didn't consent to whatever Ricardo was doing.
Neither did I.
I didn't consent to whatever Ricardo was doing.
Neither did I.
I didn't consent to whatever Ricardo was doing.
I didn't consent to whatever Ricardo was doing.
Neither did I!
Audio's lost because it's coming from Viscount.
Yeah, it's coming from our shout.
Neither did I, bro!
Get away from me!
Global sound.
Global?
Global, yes, sure.
Global, sure. Global audio.
It's a global buff.
Okay, shout.
Reapy-battle.
You all right?
Yeah, no, I feel really good today.
It's been a really nice cycle, actually.
The hills, you know, were bad, but the road quality's been excellent.
and the wind is not bad at all really so it's kind of ideal cycling day really
no headwind is good yeah the headwind is normally the killer 200
dollar donation oh wow 500 dollar donation as well I mean I can resume these
TTS for now
the wind
thank you 500 all the nation what are we at right now we're at 64
what do you say
definitely the perfect posterior to the glow like mine what is that I don't know
what that means glowing ass
Chad, I'm gonna take this video off as well. I mean, it's nice to cycle, it's kind of...
Can you tell if I can?
It's unhinged things, I'm gonna go insane.
Ahhhh...
What the fuck, bro?
It's gonna go...
BOOBY!
It's gonna go...
What is wrong with you, BOOBY?
I'm not to like that, man.
Second time donating, we're saving all year to donate as much as I can for cyclothon
and now it's out.
You got this, Connor.
Thank you for all you do for us, A.
Thank you, man. It's very kind. I appreciate that.
I still can't believe you have 24,000 people watching, thank you guys for watching.
It is always very amazing to see just the actual world of the world.
Gotta do a packet sign for the moon.
Yeah.
Oh dude.
Dude that's what I need man.
Fuck dude.
Oh it's cute, the new cup is cute.
Why are you drinking tea?
Hey bro, stop drinking pee bro.
He's always someone who doesn't watch.
Hey bro, stop drinking pee bro.
Let's try this game of shots in the cup.
Holy fuck, I'm gonna put a lock on that.
The back, make sure the omni-style is right.
That would be quick, because some cables are pretty slot.
Should be alright though.
Is that the omni-style player? I don't know, is it?
I don't know what you're saying.
We got you.
No dude, the mouse is the ultimate motivator.
Yeah?
You don't have a choice.
What do I do?
Guess I'll buy it. Guess I'll buy it then.
Yeah!
I don't really have to say.
Keep going.
Okay.
8-0-0, he's so handsome, he's my hero.
1-8-0-0, it's 1-800 hit my line.
my line
hell yeah
my phone is disconnected how is that possible
hmm from what
my watch
oh bluetooth i turned it off
the audio style is very orange
what the fuck is wrong with booby man
booby man what the fuck yeah booby what the fuck bro
that's very kind of you booby i wish i understood uh chinese it seems like a really
fun language morning from the bread of heaven it's called a part of the morning
here woke up early as i could to catch the start of the new cycle for hell yeah
dudes of love less of love is china maxing he is indeed
he's kind of crazy with it he's so weirdly good at doing all these languages i
don't fully understand how he is doing that to be honest
it's kind of impressive you see a pussy burger too he's i don't think he's a
pussy burger that's a lot of weeks what the fuck i think he's gonna have
his own i'll make his own
I don't know what's going on
Freak Max!
He's on one today
What the hell is he doing in there?
Of course it was Chris so long
Especially when food is involved
Yeah, we'll come back with a tote bag
We'll come back with so much stuff
I don't know what's wrong with Booby today, okay?
You can't miss lunch
It's the most important meal of the day after dinner and breakfast
Damn, I got to watch Twisted Chip, man
It's break
It'll help you a bit on this trip
be on this trip. He seemed to be very much on one of that protein now.
You guys are absolute legends. Good luck with the rest of Cyclethon.
I love it. Legends. Legend equal.
This will play the donations fee.
What did you get?
The Closin's level pussy burger?
What did I get? Yeah.
Everything!
My friend and you had three years of testing before her immune deficiency syndrome was dying
and her was to be un-donating so that process is easier for the next friend.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
It is a rare disease.
So much for letting me know about it.
I'm a rare girl.
Thanks to all you guys for your donations for the idea.
I'm still like breathless in the cycle.
Your first day always the toughest, right?
Yeah, I'm ready.
to remember what to do. By the second week I'm all right.
Crap in! What did you see both of them?
Very tough. And now it's time for karaoke. Move over family chicken, there's a new
chicken in town.
It's a little way over 50.
This is karaoke. He's a little chicken. He's been eating 5 millions. It's got 2.9
grams of protein.
Let me see it.
And
So magic word this trick is protein right you can do to read things out to me colonel
Oh
Like
Restlessly respond I don't try to read things that chat ask Chris a question. I'll answer it for you anything you want
anything
Give us a bite. I want to eat that Popeyes one piece meal though. That's a piece Popeye shit
I've heard a butter chicken G half flavor. You can't me what the fuck is this frame?
I miss read it as butter chicken G
Oh
pause it you guys and you got David in the bag let's go
little question will you pass through our worry I think we are right
will we what pass through our own way the city yeah I think we will
Uh, Dale.
What's your favourite drink?
Uh...
My favourite drink?
Is this...
Green Doughnut.
It's, uh...
I guess it's like a hydration drink.
I have a question, Connor.
Do you know what the speed is moment?
Bingo square means?
For I am puzzled, alas.
Is it the zoom of the cars, O?
Is this...
Especially David?
Yeah, it is David.
Oh, he's here, isn't he?
I don't know his Australian.
I'm sorry, okay? Sometimes it becomes Australian.
I can't stop it.
Then they fell down the stairs.
Is that the new law?
What is more likely to happen first? The stream hits 500k subs, or Chris starts chafing in the bakery aisle.
Favorite cheese?
Favorite cheese, brie.
Is Charlotte going to join it all during this cycle-thon?
I don't think she is. She managed to sneak out of this one.
Oh really?
That's why she was a Vanguard member as well.
She was.
She was.
She, when Pete had to leave unfortunately last time,
she stepped up for the day and took over his stream, right?
Hmm, that's right.
I think she had a little sun.
She did pretty good actually,
surprisingly for a long time.
That wasn't a long stream that day.
Favorite source of protein?
Yes.
Coralgic.
But actual protein, what's your number one favorite?
Cheese.
Cheese and pork.
Fucking cheese.
Is that...
Calogli.
How would that be pronounced?
What do you mean how would that be pronounced?
Is that a sandwich? Looks like it's been put in the oven.
Hop by one piece.
Sorry, April 13th.
Gum gum lemonade.
Chopper's fruit cake.
A custom luffy bento box.
With two piece chicken and a
Toys' Us side like mac and cheese.
Is it? Yep.
Less mayonnaise?
Give me that one piece meal bro.
Are you even going to strain yourself?
It does stream. I haven't streamed in a long time.
It won't look like that. Shut up!
Let me dream!
I want to do a page for you and Kirk.
I do like a page for a monthly stream.
That drink looks so good.
I was going to do a stream where I was on the exercise bike in the studio, getting ready for this.
He said that two years in a row and I didn't do it.
So I'll see you in the lab.
Did you say Papa?
Yes.
A side character.
Hi Chris. It's that one girl from Orange County.
I need you to watch this video.
Coming up, boys.
I'm done here.
Whoa, what the?
I didn't remember it. I was I was drunk and lost by doing stream with
the great braves and a lot of these in a hundred get that shot.
Look at that.
Sweet at the coffee house back there.
Oh my god.
You better figure out how to take yourself out.
He's real.
You're so lying. Holy shit.
Help.
Can someone make him say no? Make him say no.
He's really doing fucking good.
Wait, how we hit 65 pay?
He's sassy though. He's not a bit sassy.
No, I'm sassy, motherfucker.
You're so sassy, someone say.
Uh, what am I saying?
What's your favourite drink of the lost bar?
Favorite drink?
Say we hit 65k with a drink.
No, it's too much volcano.
Not go fuck yourself?
Nah.
It's too offensive.
We go?
Do you make a different version of non-alcoholic one?
Go...
R.
Oh no.
Bet yourself or something.
Just go get yourself.
Go get yourself.
Go get yourself.
Go get yourself.
Injured.
Injured.
Injured.
I knew you'd say no.
Oh, I didn't say no, so he's got a little bit of a
British name that's the British
No, no or favorite chapter in your book. It's just a new book
It's like chapter 5 mr. Dick
No chapter name a
Lot of important people read that book. I regret he's no more
Like the ambassador to Japan
And from England, I read it, and I was like, oh, fuck it now.
Mr. D.
We'll have a fucking hour.
Oh, no, it's clear!
The next book's a lot easier.
The chapters are about each prefecture.
And I think Albori had a lot more to come up with.
Oh, no, it's clear!
Good night, Chris.
Speaking of hot buns, did you know
coals in Australia sells Doritos flavored hot cross buns?
Unbelievable.
What?
Wow.
Which day of the journey are you most treading?
Do you have a wacky weekend planned and if so, what is it now?
We've got a fucking wacky fortnight, just this.
After that, I don't want to see Conor over again for a while.
The day I'm drinking the most is the day before, two days before Kyoto, I think.
Oh, I know!
Between Fukui and Kyoto.
And we've got to do that.
And it can't be much worse than what we've already done today.
So maybe it'll be alright.
But then, the next day is Lake Beaver, which is one of the nicest places to cycle in Japan, so it swings around about it.
Isn't Lake Beaver the one with the mountain?
Why is it so?
What?
I thought Lake Beaver wasn't a...
I will not say no.
No.
There is that fucking Scottish, what?
What the fuck?
I don't want to say no.
Where's Colin?
I just started watching the walking there.
Oh, shit.
What is he getting through?
We can't do without Colin.
Will Chris make another journey across Japan this year?
Probably, yeah.
Ooh, interesting.
Maybe not table-eyed member. Maybe a member.
After the R.B. String.
Ah, the R.B. String.
Probably a secret.
I never know who that is. He said he wants to do one in a secret.
Mr. Dickens' secret.
What's your favourite sandwich?
Oh, we'll sing Space Junk.
What about you? Sunbird?
Marshmallow?
Has he got it in the back of here?
Or V-Trip Confront? Uh oh.
John Wickham.
These are the question-leaking things again.
Never.
I'll leave you a secret.
Just ask me a secret.
What are you looking forward to doing after the Cypher form?
Mmm.
It'll be my birthday in Charlottes.
I think we're just gonna go and see the Hot Street.
Certainly I want a big on-set experience to rest my legs up.
What? Let me show you what I got. Cheers, cheers.
There goes my drink. That wasn't your drink.
It was my drink. Yes.
Oh, was it really? Yeah. There's nothing in it.
It will be in a minute.
Come on. The fuck is wrong?
The number of grabs in the fucking time.
Is all the sound coming in that car, is there one in here?
Wait, I put it in here.
He's probably going to need it.
Yeah, that's true.
Wrong.
Did you turn off the text screen?
Wrong.
Really?
How are you going to join Booby?
I'm doing a prayer thing.
Oh, ho, ho.
He's really willing to fire me.
What does he say?
Call me fat.
No, he did not.
Connor, this is your lawyer.
I have good news.
Since you are not the sheep's father,
you can stop being a booby.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
OK, thanks for that.
I got a steamed pork covered in sauce.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Easy poof.
And rice.
Wow.
We're gonna show you.
Oh, is that what I'm eating?
You're gonna drop it.
Look at that.
Soft boiled egg.
So jiggly as egg I've ever seen.
Okay, I'm sorry.
It's like too tall.
Sorry, I was just showing them.
Okay, check.
This way.
Where we going?
to you tall so I was just showing them okay check where we go we're going to
Terra Mountain
Come with me
This is lunch today. We're opting not to get one
We go to Terra Mountain
And put his gateway to another to hell okay, and it's in a cold day
Apparently
Found this cold day
Small bro.
I'm geeking for the wrong Chris, fill me up.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
I'm geeking for the wrong Chris, fill me up.
I'm geeking for the wrong.
What is this shit?
I've paused it, I've paused it.
I've paused it for now.
A monk came up there, saw the cold air,
and was like, this is amazing.
This is the shit.
This is type shit.
Let's go and temple here,
because it's like the gateway to hell.
And the mountains surrounding the temple
is like consciously.
It's a very it does look like otherworldly and you know, it's good because Chris has opted to skip lunch because it's the only way that we can actually
That's true. See this so it must be amazing. We can have a sushi a three-quarter
Nam-Sri, you know it's good. I was like you've got to see this man. So that's how we're going. And this is the one thing Chris isn't sure about.
We must go. It's really good. That's good man. I think this journey is going to be good because there's lots of cool places on the way.
Wait, isn't every journey good because you're with me?
No, there's a tree.
Like, this journey is really good.
Okay, and with the other journeys, not good?
This time we're going to actually stop and see things, aren't we?
Last year it's like, and it's another 50 kilometers to the tree.
And another 50 kilometers to the next tree.
And 40 kilometers to Lawson.
And after two weeks of that it's like, oh, this time we've got so much cool shit along the way.
There's a lot.
Every day is going to be it's own little adventure.
Why is there an adventure when you're in a car?
Why do you laugh at me?
Why do I have to have an adventure?
Every day is going to be an adventure.
And this is going to be cool.
The one that's going to be cool.
I love adventure.
That's right.
The best bit is I can sit in a car and sleep between us.
You're home.
So it is 20 minutes there and back.
So once we get the local mouse, then we'll show you guys around.
I think my mouse still has a place to hide it.
I meant well it's health to what it's mouse is having.
I'm Dr.
I didn't share your coffee, cake, energy chili, carrots,
or sandal.
You can make it up by sharing these nuts.
Ooh, I did.
Fuck, I'm gonna kill Ruby.
It's his physical manifestation of a regular appearance on this train.
It might.
Yeah.
I'll beg your pardon.
Chris, is the shoe still on the sign?
Left the corner.
For Chris, the beat, the mouse, the romp.
But for you all, I love you all so much, less than three.
The shoe's gone.
After all that.
What's the story?
The G.U. sign, she.
That will be no less than a G.U. sign.
For the cyclophones later, I can finally donate.
Always highlight even in bad years,
love everyone involved, chat included.
Thanks for making this special.
Thank you, baby.
Bit of that.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Mm, there we go.
Cheers to an amazing first day of Cyclethon.
Let's raise more money, champ.
Oh, thank you, everybody, who's joined us so far today.
Yeah, what a fun day it's been.
It's been really cool, so far.
Let's put it up, man.
It's when we started an incredible location,
the route was mostly good apart from Mountain Hill.
Mountain Hill was cool.
Oh, was it?
Was it?
Was it anything?
Other than the hill, it was great.
And the coffee was nice.
The coffee was nice.
We're here in the mission road part of Honshu Island.
I don't know how we just prayed that we have some...
Honshu meaning!
Honshu meaning.
There'll be some.
Don't worry.
You've got to start it, you know.
Something.
Err, wasn't the other place.
Oh, I see.
What we use here?
We use JJ and some.
Yeah.
Are you?
No.
I don't feel like it.
It should work out, eh?
All my modems and JJ's sim is also there.
You're on my backpack now, mate, don't worry.
If you want the fastest internet in your pocket,
she's JJ's, so I'm not showing you.
Yeah, the ear bank game's been sponsored by it, so...
Ian's using it for navigation, as is Navi.
I'm driving.
To Manchester.
I don't know what to do with this guy.
I would have caught it if I'd sit in, but I go straight for the fried chicken in the
front counts and I'm like nothing else matters.
What if I get it and you walk out?
That's pretty rare.
Ni hao.
Bi hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
Chantin, chantin, chantin
Chantin, chantin, chantin
You've been watching a lot of China series?
I've seen bits and pieces of it, yeah
How's it going on? Do you managed to get it?
I don't know, I don't know
You've been watching it?
Yeah, I don't know, I think by now it's going to be
No, of course it's going to be
Yeah, it's going to be
Yeah, that's pretty cool
All the influence is going to China, there you go
Let's go
Yeah, yeah, let's go
Let's go, let's go
Yeah!
I love B.Tuber!
That's a prize!
B.Tuber!
Assemble!
Let me call them.
You got some?
What is it?
Uh, dried fruits and nuts.
Uh, here.
Which nuts are new?
The nuts and fruit.
Maybe just a few.
Wait, where did you come? I didn't see.
An X-amager.
I'm driving to Jigokul on 4-4-
Uh-oh.
That's not 4-4 for me anymore, so ha-ha!
I'm gonna get a Cajun splice this.
Hmm?
Cajun splice?
Yeah.
I'm safe.
She's never been up this neck of the whiz before, right?
Uh-oh.
You just had to say that, Chai. You just had to say that.
You just had to say that, Chai! You just had to say that!
You just had to say that!
The first episode of the stream is all your fault.
Oh no!
Help!
Oh, no! Help!
Oh...
Well...
Might as well sing.
I owe you a song anyway.
Uh...
Looks like they've entered hell.
They can't dox me now bro!
少しだけ 夢を見てしまっただけ
つま先に月明かり 腹束の香り
指に触れる指
今だもういかなきゃ 何もかも
忘れて ガラスの上を 私のまま歩く 痛むごとに 消え流れて 落ちていく
Origai sono akai ashi ga to ka to te, I'll take the red foot and meet you.
I'm a little
I don't know
Yeah, I got it
Oh
I got a
I got it
Oh
Oh
Oh
I need to
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
The wedding frosty gold!
Well, there's a cinnamon- there's a cinnamon toast, crunch, frosty?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I brought it back to life.
Keep the signal
Oh no no no no, I brought it back to life
I brought it back to life bro
It was me
Well, almost
That's a power of me, a castrate.
me a castrati just give it a twist a little twist
They took my balls.
They took my balls.
I didn't get your foreskin, my foreskin, no!
Oh, no.
What's up, guys?
Already taken from me?
You didn't have a choice, did you?
You didn't have a choice, did you?
I knew it was going to be fun, but seeing Osano's head in that way,
What was so smash about it this time?
Just the seed of the mist rising over the temple.
It is incredible, it is incredible.
Was there any, like, particular part of the wall of it?
So good.
If you could describe...
I've gone to sleep ages ago.
I chose to stay up the night watching two gigajets driving trough in Japan.
A trough in Japan?
A trough in Japan.
A trough in Japan?
Yeah, yeah.
It's your black, your next birth, and you're dropping to me.
You could explode, you could explode, it's all slopping to me.
So two things, number one, we cut out all the internet
when, because it was a forest of nothing, pretty deep.
And then when we got almost there to Alsonizan,
there's a big fucking gate, being like, we're shut for another week.
Have a shut, mate.
It's like brilliant.
I just do that.
No!
No!
You win the game with a star on lunch banter,
So they'll just sit in the car and lose signal for 10 minutes.
Oh, the moral of the story is never try anything.
You never try and never drive your comfort zone.
And also look up at the season and look at something sharp.
Yeah.
No!
I swear it's normally April and April, but there's not even that...
Obviously it's quite a snowy place.
There was some snow out there.
So they shut it down for winter.
Oh.
It shouldn't be sharp.
So we'll get to the Lawson's, we're about to get into the toy,
and then we'll get Mass.
You're getting me?
I think that's better.
We didn't- Max just didn't want us to dox it, really.
That's true. Don't dox me. I'm sorry, guys.
We don't. I know you've- you've literally spoken-
We have so many conversations with Chris, like, we must go to the house, like Chris, we can't.
We must do whatever it takes.
Terrible.
And then sir, we- after months of the- you know, talking, we finally decided
and uh yeah it worked it worked okay no more fun pretty well no more fun
so no more fun no more fun okay we're just gonna get a little
i'm just gonna sit in our interest to make any
oh right at least the start point was cool what is this
it's not the elv's kid for the next four-wheel swing of this kid
oh that's that's something to
You're so excited as far as at some point today, so you have to wait for it to end before you can renew!
No, we can't get closed.
The road to the temple is closed because it's more like snow on the main.
Yeah, it's closed.
Yeah.
But that was sad. I wanted to see the gates of hell with maps, since it didn't have to have this instead.
Yeah, we'll get this.
Yeah, we'll get this.
Oh, no chat.
Well you know, he'll never help you.
Hell yeah.
He always fixes it today.
I look forward to seeing Mouse.
Yeah, I'd be nice to see him for Mouse.
No, no help for you.
Yeah, we do in the back here, because Chris wants to be comfortable.
I'll sit down.
He can't dox me.
They always close. The gates are closed today.
What?
You with your noises and recline.
So what's nationality?
Shut the fuck up.
Grab the iPad, sir.
I wanted to go to a store, isn't it?
I feel like a kid that didn't get to go to Disneyland.
Aww.
He's closed it. Sorry, guys. I couldn't dox myself, like, I'm sorry. You can't dox me now.
I took it off the stairs. I think I did a video there with Charlotte once on her channel.
Okay, look at that.
Well, you were going to make a video about it, right? What happened?
Years ago, I went with Riosrae, and we filmed a video there, and we were like,
let's, we should show you the temple first, get there for a little ride, so it's a religious site.
And I made a comment about one of the rocks
Spelling like sulfur because a lot of sulfur is coming out and they're like this is disrespectful to the temple
You can't use this video
And that's why it's been on the floor in Japan even though I've been there twice
What's he talking about? It's smelly sulfur?
Sulfur objectively smells like has a pungency to it, right? Yes, yeah, and I didn't I wasn't like Connor
I wasn't like disrespectful. I wasn't like
They smell like a fucking rock star
I didn't say that
I've literally never said anything like that.
I was like, oh it's rather pungent.
Gosh, what a beautiful place.
And they were like, hey, can't use that.
Oh.
So...
Sure, Mr. Broad, may I say you're looking very dapper today.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How you doing?
I guess you want to see me.
Yeah.
We do want to see you.
Yeah.
I guess you can oh wow look at that oh look at the fit sorry guys I didn't want
you guys to box my house yeah what why did you do that you can't talk to me
that's not nice how would you feel if I got you yeah we can get on here
take a tap we're gonna get you you're cong wrong the G alright sorry I'm
We're getting you up now.
We're getting you a booster suit.
We're getting you a booster suit.
I need my Gronk to accommodate you.
Oh, now that's a clown.
Give me a booster suit.
Thanks.
We've got you a booster suit.
Great.
Thanks, Gronk.
I really need it.
We're sad so we didn't get to go to Terra Mountain today, I'm el-
I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.
Beautiful.
You got a cinnamon roll in that basket?
Yeah.
What do you think?
You like it?
That's pretty cute.
That's pretty cute.
Oh, how about getting me one today?
Um, I didn't see anything in the convenience store.
Are you sure you should take another look?
Just in case.
You ready to go check now?
Yeah!
I mean, it was saved the day, I think.
Saved the day? Does the day need saving? I thought it was a great day today.
It needs a lot of saving.
Okay, I'll go check real quick.
It's like trash as well.
Alright, I trust you.
He's alright.
Like Conor the dustbin man taking the rubbish.
How you doing? What have you been up to, I'm else?
Me just watching and singing. What about you? Bike riding?
What have you been singing? Yeah, bike riding too much.
What have you been singing? What have I been singing? A lot of riding stuff.
Do you know Willy Wonka the movie?
The original? Can you sing that? Connors favorite movie?
It is, yeah. I think you should sing Pure Imagination next. I think you'd be really good at that.
Oh god, not where I want to.
It's Welgis!
It's Welgis!
Trying to convince Mouse to sing their pure imagination.
I'm only the horrible Vino.
I'm just gonna try and fix the audio once second.
What's wrong with the audio?
Is it me? Did I kill it?
No, no, no. I think it's when we went out and went back in again.
I have a piece of shit. I knew it.
No!
You what?
Yeah, mate, I'm fuckin' trash!
That's what bloody hell it is!
You what, mate?
You want a side shot?
I think rather than sing you should do like a whole video just as pull.
Speaking like pull.
That'd be well good.
Essex?
Or what, mate?
I want to be from Essex.
Essex.
It told me I kinda wanted to go to Essex and they're like, what the fuck?
You don't do that.
I lived in a place called Kent and it's across the river from Essex
Essex and we would look at Essex and dread going there and there was one bridge and we
are so you don't want to get Essex but everyone there's scary my pool
he's got some like got some weird camera he keeps pointing at me it's horrible
You see? Look at this.
Cameraman pool, but a Cameraman in your face.
Cameraman pool.
Cameraman pool.
Are you excited for all the guests we've got coming on?
I am, I'm very excited.
Are you most excited to see?
Well, I want to make a...
I want to force Schlatt to do a song with me.
Oh, that'll be fun.
He's got a very good voice like you.
He does!
Christmas album, right?
His Christmas album is the number one played Christmas album in my house
That's cool. I was really good to be fair. I wouldn't have visited last year it came out. I remember listening to it quite a bit.
Yeah!
And he's quite a character, his track.
Yes, he is quite a character.
Have you ever done a stream with him before?
Never.
So this is gonna be the first time you guys like formally meet?
I think he hates me.
Why would he hate you?
I don't know, he probably does.
I think you're gonna get on really well.
You think so?
I've met him one time. We did like drifting. Me, him and Ludwig did a drifting video.
Drifting?
And he's like really high energy crazy dude on camera and then the camera stops. He's like a really respectful nice young man.
And then the camera goes back and he's like, oh fucking yeah dude!
And it's like it's a two in one experience.
I think so.
Whereas I'm just shit all around.
You're shit all around?
It's just the same innit?
I hide the camera off.
I'm just like, there's the chicken.
Should be good. I'm looking forward to seeing you guys do that together.
And now, see you later.
Yeah, we gotta make it happen. That's the goal.
We gotta try.
How can I brainwash him?
There was no terminal.
There was only pompom purin.
That frickin' butthole dog!
Yeah, he was there.
Uh, I know a lot of Chikawa, um, but I know you get, you get a little hangry, so I got you something.
What'd you get me?
I got you a Snickers, cause you're not you when you're hungry.
What the fuck?
You don't like Snickers?
She didn't want it.
Snickers?
You don't, you don't want it?
It's not even a Reese's.
Okay, they don't have that.
It's Easter! What about a Cadmary Snickers?
Take it, they don't have that. Can you take it?
Take the Snickers. You're not you and you're hungry.
I haven't had a Snickers, I don't have it actually.
I've never had a Snickers. No, no, it's been years.
I don't know how many years. So I'm sure you're gonna eat it, you're gonna bite down into it, you're gonna realize that it's shit.
It's named Mal's Bar. It's named Mal's Bar.
Chocolate all over the laptop.
She likes Snickers now.
Peanut butter and chocolate.
How are you not dead?
What about Kit Kats?
Oh they're good. They're really good.
The sake flavor Kit Kats is the shit.
It's a complete sake flavor?
Yeah.
Really? I think that's just really bad.
You're an idiot.
You don't fucking like sake, of course it is.
You're not fucking like anything, mate!
No fucking, I don't even fucking...
It's so good. It's like...
Oh, it's like a floral, flowery taste.
The rice and the...
Oh, so good.
Wow.
What's your favorite flavor of sake?
What's your favorite flavor of Kit Kat, then?
Nice of you.
K-Cat is normal K-Cat flavor because that's all blacked.
Yeah, I'm gonna go full ahead.
Um, Connor will ship you some.
He'll ship you a mouse and suck it.
Salted caramel.
It's boring.
It's boring.
It's boring.
All the flavors, like strawberry and banana and excitement.
Banana!
What's that?
It's a banana.
How's that how...
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Banana.
Bananas in my castle.
That would be like...
Bananas in my castle.
Bananas!
Hmm, hmm.
Are you enjoying the booby TTS?
I was about to say, what do you think of this booby character?
Well, he's my character and he's my TTS and Connor was like,
can I borrow it please?
What's your relation to Bibi? Is he like your dad or your uncle or friend or...?
He's my slave!
He's my brother!
Why is it your TTS?
Well, I mean, it is mine. It was originally mine.
Oh my God, I can't use it!
You can!
Okay, okay.
He's like my companion, my bestie, you know?
Yeah, he's gone crazy though. Are you hearing the shit he's reading?
Yeah, he's reading.
He's racist.
He's racist.
He's racist.
He's racist.
He's not racist.
He's from South Hell. He's super racist.
He's not.
I'm racist.
No, we're not.
Nobody has to go court.
Those South Hellians, man, they're so racist down there.
Navi has a deep-seated racism towards the Singaporeans.
What?
I mean, he's very open about it.
My God.
There's not enough of them to fight back.
What the hell?
You don't want to go to South Hell, guys. It's very racist over there.
What's wrong with South Hell, man?
It's very racist.
Dude, there was a TTS that killed me. There's a guy that went. He goes,
Yes, this is amazing.
I just got heard news that my sister is pregnant
I'm watching the cyclothon. I'm so excited to have a baby.
What the fuck?
And the way it read it was so good. It killed me.
Yeah, it was like, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
I just took my sister, what?
Yeah.
That was the joke.
I heard you screaming with laughter from behind.
There was so many of them that were killing me, man.
He says things so funny.
Why does he do it like that?
Because he's a silly guy.
And sometimes he's Australian.
How can I get him to say things to Ben to my will?
I have to pay.
$25.
That was $35 quick.
Is it playing right now?
Yeah, it's playing right now, I think.
I don't know, I'm very curious.
You're so everywhere I want to be.
Let's see what I've got.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Well, if you can say anything.
If you pay him directly, he'll probably say stuff too.
Me? Me?
Yeah, you.
No, no, no.
What can we...
Wait, what do you have to do there, Jimmy? You been singing?
Yeah.
That's why those donations keep coming in.
I'm trying to give him a chance to sing pure imagination.
Oh my God.
Why?
I want you to be a little paradise
How much do you have to hit today, man? I'll ask you to do it
Do what?
To sing
The Wonka song
The Wonka song
I might kill myself
That's not what I asked
That's not what I asked
That's a good song
I asked how much to make you sing it
I don't know, 100k
Oh my god
That's a lot
That's a more reasonable goal
Oh, that's why I'm doing it, because it's unraising.
What are we at right now?
We're at 65, 834.
So our record on day one is 77.
Oh my god, it's not 67?
What was that?
It's the last time.
I think we can beat that.
I think so.
We just need more, perhaps, variations.
I'm trying to remember all the facts about...
Racist booby dropped $25.
My booby, mouse's slave am indeed racist.
No he's not, he's not racist!
He's not racist!
He's not, dude.
He's not racist.
I promise.
This is so bad.
Poor booby.
Why is booby dying to be racist?
I'm a motherfucker racist.
He doesn't have to read them all.
Okay, what if we break last year's...
Last year's first day record.
Would you sing it then?
I guess.
Who would do it with Swat?
Um... I think... uh...
Mouse... oh wait, Mouse can do Sinatra.
Huh?
I think you do it.
I do it.
You do Sinatra to your...
I do it.
I think you do it all the time.
Fly to the moon.
Yeah.
Fly woo hoo.
I think my way.
Mmm.
That's right.
I don't think he's- have you seen- have you sang Death's Life?
I've seen what? Death's Life? No.
Okay, we'll chat. We're not gonna hear any of these songs unless you start donating.
So donate. Get them in now. Let's beat Lash's record.
Oh, you can do it with Slant and do something stupid.
I know I stand in line until I stick to have the time to spend doing it with me.
That one. That's a duet song.
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you, didn't you go and listen to that?
Something stupid, it's Nancy Snartre, Fang Snartre classic. Ian Schlatt would knock that out the park.
Oh, what is this Christmas song?
What Christmas song now?
It's a known fact that if you have a hit Christmas album you could live and eat for the rest of your life.
Yeah, that's true.
all you need is one christmas hate bro
your check on life
last christmas
ahhh christmas
this will be the last christmas to the cholesterol on this card
oh my gosh
why are you drinking peach?
I'm not trying to kill you.
I can't even see that now.
I'm drinking...
pee-pee.
Pineapple cocktail.
Pee-pee cocktail.
It's... it's not pee.
Pee-pee cocktail.
What's it called?
Pee-pee sip?
Pineapple cocktail.
No, it's called pineapple cocktail.
And it's in this amazing cup, if you can get it.
He says he's cycling and keep healthy.
Thank you.
Does that suck any coffee, though?
No.
That's the name of it.
I'm having enough coffee.
Peepysip.
So what do you keep?
You should ask them to give it to you and then it will be your flavor and call it Peepysip.
I don't want Peepysip flavor, also never put like way too much in this.
Ha ha ha!
Because I love hearing J.O. the best song of last year.
It's a wonderful song.
Oh!
Mouse ripping seed dog?
Why is Mouse ripping me?
Why is Mouse ripping me?
I-I'm not saying anything bad.
She makes you frickin' on a man, dude.
Whoa, go, paper sups!
Yes! Go game sups.
Here you come.
Why don't I have one?
Why don't I have a cup?
I don't know, you want one?
Uh, you know I want one.
How come every time I release something,
you automatically assume that you need to have it?
But now for me,
why is it never the other way around?
Oh, don't worry, I got this bag,
so I'm chillin'.
I'm chillin'.
That's my bag!
I got the bag, I'm not surprised.
Put a little worm in everything.
Very nice.
Isn't that sick?
I was just wearing it.
Oh wow, yeah.
Wow, it's got like a pouch full of Iron Mouse gear.
Yeah, I didn't want to commit yet to putting them on the bag.
So I've got them in the rackers right now.
It's the Iron Mouse spoon!
What is this?
You can like, move this.
It's so good.
Because I love the human mousey thing.
Yes!
Holy $500!
Thank you!
I'm... I'm at... well?
Finish them off!
There's a bunch of people!
What's their message?
That was it, Dane, because they want to hear Mouse sing.
Oh, well!
But then we need to get to last year's record to hear Mouse sing a Willy Wonka song.
Which she's committing to right now.
Oh, okay.
She'll do it, she'll do it.
Oh, we do need sunscreen.
Sunscreen time.
Yeah, check it.
Dad, you're not letting me know.
Do you want some sunscreen?
What's my sunscreen on us?
What?
Have you a Latino? He's gonna be different.
Well I would think he'd be different if I was a Latino.
Hey don't... he's gonna squirt on me!
Oh Chris!
I'm gonna play Sun Street on me too. I don't want to get sunburnt.
Uh... oh god.
Only fans
The delivery was flawless
The delivery was saying because those girls can't even afford clothes
She doesn't like it when I hold my baby brother's hand while watching the stream. She keeps saying I should wait till he's born
Baby crosses the line
and J.Slat.
Yes!
If you get to karaoke, it'd be fine.
Jingle balls!
What are you saying?
Sorry. What's your favorite Christmas song?
I thought I was on your stream too.
Oh yeah.
What's your favorite Christmas song?
My favorite Christmas song?
Yeah.
All I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey.
Very good.
I don't know. Sometimes I think it is, but sometimes I don't think it is.
Why? Is it because I'm Latino?
Police Navidad.
Am I only allowed to like songs that have Spanish language?
Latin songs, yes.
No me gusta el bubí racista por alguna razón.
Si, es verdad. No me gusta tampoco. No me gusta bubí racista.
Bubí racista puede ir a...
Police Navidad is my favorite.
I forget you can speak Spanish.
I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it.
You know how we speak Spanish?
I don't think I have, no.
I'm Puerto Rican.
I know, I know, but I never had you speak Spanish.
Well, I yell at Conor in Spanish all the time.
Yeah, I do.
I failed my Spanish oral exam and I was a student.
I fucked up big time.
What happened? What did you say?
You have to talk about your conversation. She said like
Where do you live?
Cristobal
By where do you live, Chris or something?
I was like
Why is there a castle?
Which means because there was a castle
And she was like
Okay, get out
And that was the end of it
That was the end of my Spanish, Chris
Why is there a castle?
Why is there a castle?
Why is there a castle?
Yeah
I mean, it's not very good, is it?
Did you use Spanish?
No, I...
It's a good, really cool language
I love studying Spanish
I liked doing the Jolingo for it
But I feel like I don't remember much, but I try there.
I remember this.
Yeah, the drilling is not very good.
No.
It's a shame, because I was like an athlete.
I remember a lot of words from Spanish, like last year, I mean shops.
Okay.
And the stadium is like El Estadio, it's just like stadium.
So I have like crap knowledge.
But I remember I went to Spain and I tried to use my Spanish when I was a student and they just spoke English and I was like, oh, I'm both of them.
Oh, wow.
And that's how most British people think of it, well, I want to speak Spanish, but now I really want to learn Spanish.
It's the language I want to study the most.
Oh shit, 67.
Oh, she's $7000 raised, ladies and gentlemen. That means we're $10,000 away from hearing maths saying a Willy Wonka song.
67!
So please, donate. The day is still young.
We need more donations.
Mass is gonna stay.
Isn't that right, Mass?
Yes.
Why do you sound sad about it?
I'm doing my part.
I'm happy.
Thank you, Bibi.
I am happy.
Are you being unhappy?
I am happy.
I am happy.
I am very happy.
What is a game you're excited for?
for both of you. Me? Both of you. GTA 6. That's never coming out. Easy answer. Why?
When's it coming out? Is it May or October? You're gonna be a 69 year old man when it
comes out. Come on, that's just it. Yeah. When is this place to come out? Is it May?
They pushed it back again. What? When? I think like past Thanksgiving or something.
Oh
It's coming out November 19th, what?
Oh
Why does he stop doing that?
Why does he stop moaning like that?
What's wrong with him?
We've had worse.
We have?
On my stream, yes.
How about that?
Aw.
Thank you.
He's also sending a TTS that wasn't booby coming.
Booby's happy.
He just doesn't stop.
Yeah, I was showing you wet wipes.
Early there was somebody who could get wet wipes.
Why would you have been able to put so much on that you need wet wipes?
Oh, it's because they're just...
Wipe them on your face.
My hands are still hot and greasy.
Whoa!
Is this one going to come through?
For the boys' efforts and iron mousing.
500 dollar donation there.
Jesus.
Holy s**t.
I appreciate that.
We're gonna have fantastic days so far.
I'm starting a charity to teach short people math.
It's called making the little things count.
What the fuck?
I know that's for me. You shut up.
Yeah, I won't lie.
That's for you, Mass.
I swear to God.
Making the little things...
Swear to me!
Swear to me!
I'm gonna take something out.
It's the name of the charity for short people.
I'm gonna take something out.
I'm not short! You're short too! I don't want to hear it!
I'm not short!
Yes you are!
Look, you're short of the nation of the Cycletons!
My favorite tag is the Apple of Death.
I'm out singing, Walkers Crying, and Monkey is Dirty.
Monkey is Dirty?
Not Dirty.
The die line was Dirty.
What is the best way to learn a language? Love what you'll do.
That's the way to learn a language is.
Just talk, isn't it?
Drink.
You learn it and then use it.
And listen to music.
There's no music.
Music and TV.
This is a pin.
That's my stuff.
What is this?
What?
We're going to have something.
And a doll.
And a car.
Where's the dustbin?
It's your room mate.
What? The drinking piss water?
Roll ball!
It was a tiny bit strong.
It's a favorite.
I love that. The moment Navi's awake, he's like
He's holding up too much shit!
And then Navi's here, he's like
He's holding up a little too much, old boy.
It's going flat.
No, you're gonna die.
Thank you.
We're six now already.
Oh my god, Krogel!
Krogel!
Krogel is a thousand dollar donation!
69 Nights!
Holy shit!
Look at that!
Look at that!
Don't make me look at myself!
Please!
Oh my gosh!
You're very heavy.
You're very heavy.
Heavy on my ass.
Out of fat ass.
So happy to be able to help support. You outdo such amazing things.
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The mouse is carrying.
Your chat is fucking crazy.
I don't know why.
Even my chat doesn't make movie more than this much.
Okay. Well, they discovered it.
You know, I think it's entertaining.
Sleepy is freaky.
Whoa!
$500.
From StrelSellWorth.
A small boy.
$666.
Thank you. We had $70,000.
Dude, 70k already! From a small boy, sorry.
You don't know my dear, Connor wears a monkey onesie while cycling the lovely Japanese countryside.
We could do it, we could get a monkey onesie.
Yeah, we could do it.
We could get a donkey.
We could get a donkey, we'll get one.
Would you?
I'd do that.
Would you do it so that you can stay...
Oh, wow.
That you'd watch?
Mm-hmm.
Alright, well that's all I'm gonna send.
Would you do it as a method actor?
Yeah, I think I would get in the role.
I would, uh, I would disappear into it.
I'm the Christian Bale of monkeys.
What the fuck?
I am here now. Let's go boys.
You yell at everybody?
Thank you, booby.
It's a good idea to get Chris a banana after this.
You're gonna be chasing him as a monkey.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Wait.
I have a good idea.
That is a good idea.
You've been singing on strings so far.
I sang, um, I sang My Meow Song.
Ooh!
I sang each- wait, you remember it!
What?
Yeah, of course.
Oh my god, you know it?
Every day, listen to it.
Aw.
I sang Easy Streets.
Oh my god.
I sang Mouse in the Bat Room.
I sang a K-pop Demon Hunter song.
I'm saying the Emperor's mind may be to push day one closer to the record.
Keep up the good work and cheers.
I love this.
1000 dollar donation.
Thank you so much, none of us.
Dan is crazy. Thank you so much.
I'll thank you down the easy street.
Easy street? I don't know easy street.
Let's go to the great and thought and mousetrap.
I R L between Conor and Pete.
She's the accurate queen of the seat of the rule.
What the?
Yeah, well, if his mouse is accurate height, it'd be like, you'd see it like this.
What the?
What do you mean?
You'd see it like that.
That's not true.
True, true real, true real guys.
That's not true.
Ruin real guys.
That's not true.
Mouse's just full, not even foot is full.
I'm not just four.
What's four?
What are you getting back at?
I'm not just four.
I'm four foot ten.
Okay, I found out.
That's pretty tall.
That's pretty tall.
Mom, do you want to hear a funny story?
Okay, tell me.
I got these new shoes.
Okay.
I got a pair of crocs.
Yo, okay.
I like crocs.
Because I wanted some comfortable crocs, right?
So I got some crocs.
and they got to my house and my mom saw them and she was like these are children's shoes
they're like rainbows no they're not they're they're just it's just the size that like she got
jump scared by the size wow
where's the what what would you want to get crocs what was the
I just wanted some comfortable clogs!
My mom got jump-scared by the size.
Are you size 6?
5 to 6, depending on the shoe.
Sorry about that.
My mom was like, there's no way that fits on your foot.
And I put them on and she was like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
First time catching it live.
Of course, they're my size.
Is it like size 1 for children?
No, it's size 6.
Well, the crocs are size 6 because I got them a little bit like roomy.
Wait, Chris is a gift for you now.
He's a gift for me?
Special gifts.
It's a book that I write just for you, aren't I?
You wrote a book for me?
That's right.
Is this your book?
It is my book, yeah.
Can you give it to me?
Absolutely. You'll get a signed copy one day.
Thank you so much for giving me a bingo.
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
I think...
I can't wait to get the book.
Will you sign it?
I think Chris should read a passage for us.
I think it's an autograph for me.
Autograph it for me.
I think Chris should read a passage for us, Mass.
We can't do that.
You should ask him. Ask him, Mass.
Tell him what you really want.
Why? What's going on?
The book people rushed it to me so fast
that this is like the cover of the book,
but the actual book is not the book.
Can I see what the actual book is?
Let me see the book.
It's called A Far Flung Life.
That's the book in size of Far Flung Life.
Is that your secret ghost writer name?
It's my ghost writer, yeah.
That's the cover, isn't it?
It's the cover.
It'll be good when it does come out.
It's huge.
I don't think it's going to be like that exact size, right?
Because the pages are big.
Wait, where did that book like that?
It's like 350 pages and it torches me like a whole year to write it.
Chris Fadden, I quote,
If I ever write a book here in Connor, punch me in the face and call me Lilius.
I like bigger than the Hunger Games.
There's a lot more in depth.
Hey, Mouse, I loved your recent Hongkai star-rail calypso, and for Connor, all the best on this year's Cycle Time.
And Chris get f**ked.
Wait, tell us about the book then. So what's...
I'm too naughty now, kids.
Oh my, yeah.
Who's the one with the body's going?
When we were up at our Sony's and I was going to be like, yeah, the book, whoa!
I can't see that now.
It's sad.
It's just, all 47 brevages in Japan in a book.
All I see there are in John of Brewood with the best-selling book of all time.
Yeah.
The most prick that likes to click it down butler.
Why lie the prick?
Why lie the prick?
Why lie the prick?
Poor old Coddow.
But, uh...
Why?
That was December.
And it's, um...
It's going to be good.
But more on that later.
What's the best way to cycle, man?
There's somebody who never gets tired cycling.
I don't know how to cycle.
I don't know how to ride a bike I never learned.
What?
You've got a basket and you've been riding this whole time.
Yeah, I know.
Everybody's been carrying me.
I don't need the pedal.
Oh my God, you like the region instead of the fire?
Yes.
Oh, I forgot I could do this.
What the?
Hi!
I'm just cycled on 5. Take care guys!
Wish you all my very happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. Have you got something nice?
I'm so glad chatting out here.
It's Easter Sunday, the day of the Lord.
What are you doing to celebrate?
Yeah, Easter eggs.
I'm celebrating Jesus.
Who's that Jesus Christ? He's a superstar
I'm celebrating a man that has over 25 pictures on the wall of my house
We are raising money against the idea.
Wait, did you really?
I gotta say this is true.
I thought I wrote again to the idea.
It's finally time to put a stop.
It's time to re-ment me.
Okay, read it out loud.
Can you read it?
Oh, fuck, I didn't...
Fundraising once again for the...
Fundraising once against...
for the aminificiency...
for anything.
I don't know.
That's not time.
I can see you.
Fucking, all that fucking words.
That's the sort of shit you could expect from the book.
That's it.
Thank you.
I've got a lot of helpful notes in the comments.
I hope you know the notes in the comments.
I don't know.
I'll carry it and get them again.
The fingers are yours, sir.
My cup of dits all the place I did, so that's great.
You've got an idea for what you're in the business to do.
What do you mean the business to do?
What do you mean the business to do?
I don't know, I would have been hilarious.
I think I've got a hole in these brand new pants I bought.
Or whatever.
You worn a hole in your pants?
What do you want a hole in them?
These were crocs censored.
Move that ass a little fatty, a little short a little fatty.
What the fuck?
Shake that ass.
Oh my god, Raiders, I don't know who's raiding, I can't see.
But thank you.
Oh my god, I just bought...
These were 100 bucks.
And they already got holes in them.
Fuck.
Look at that bro, that ass.
Both these brand new pants.
premium the last on the other ones or you're gonna hold in them ripped it
I don't know how too much cake I have too much cake man
I can't believe this hundred bucks down the fucking drain you've spent a hundred
dollars on that shit yes cuz they're like nice like compression like keep my
legs warm you just gotta go down to a freaking Walgreens to get diabetic
What the hell is that?
Compressions, talking!
Compressions, talking!
Compressions, talking!
Amazing and an inspiration.
Get that compression talking!
Get that compression talking!
Chris, you're doing just okay!
I love Booby, dude.
He's a goat.
I'm gonna rot him.
Rot him?
I'm not gonna fucking hang off your chin.
Just two codes.
Oh, I'm not knocking the door. Help me out, man. Just take the head.
It's a hair. It's a hair.
Oh, I'm running.
I guess I did.
Oh my god, if you rip it out, he's going to fall apart at the street until it's only going to hold him in the air.
Connor looks like he would smell like sunscreen and milk.
milk, milk, honey, honey, donate money.
Thank you, Ruby.
Jack, we're so close to seven.
Okay, I'm going to mute you.
We're so close to mouse singing Willy Wonka, 77K.
You can't sing it until we get you on the iPad as well.
I have to be on the iPad to sing it?
Yeah, because Chris wants to hear it.
Well, I'm going to kill myself.
You do that at the end of the song, yes.
Right.
Alright, let's kill Michael right now.
No, no, no, no, you gotta do the song.
72K.
God damn it.
So we have 20K's left, so we have a pretty good place, though.
In Minecraft.
Sorry.
In Minecraft, of course.
Of course.
You know, look, I think we have 20, 25K inside. I don't know if that's true.
That's not that much.
He's a liar, that's it.
27 years.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You can't trust me.
How many Ks can you cycle, Max?
How many what?
Ks, can you cycle?
How many steps can I take to?
So you can take, you can do like, a bit of a K.
I can't do no K, Connor.
You can do a K.
Are you asking if I can do Ketamine?
No, okay, no. I know you could. We could, um...
We can get you like a tricycle, like a nice one.
A tricycle?
This is the oddest dungeon crawler Carl cosplay I've ever seen.
Obviously, the house is Princess Donut, and Chris is Carl, but who is Connor supposed to be?
Who is he supposed to be? These are the existential questions I have on the cardboard beds of our mori.
I need to learn how to ride a bike. I don't know how.
It's really easy.
If that's what you say.
It is.
Just like riding a bike.
Is that like riding a bike?
The thing that I don't know how to do?
Amazing work, monkey and mousy. Chris, you're there too.
I love these guys. These donations are great. I love them. They insult Chris.
Cosplay is a doll from Star Wars. Cosplay is Jigsaw. Get on a tricycle. Put me on the...
You would. You'd crush it.
I would.
There's so Latina.
What?
Is he Latina?
Is he Latina?
Is he Latina?
Is the puppet Latina?
I know he's pretty white, but...
I just wondered who he is.
We don't know.
No, I am not Latina.
Oh, how do we know we can make solid you know we can make solid you know bad
I've learned only the fucking horrible words from
Cock-Sucker, I want another song. I want you to sing
It's ridiculous song for what it is it's called
Paris Latino
Paris Latino
Paris Latino
Paris Latino by Bandolero
Play that
Sing that, I think that would be really funny
What is that?
It's Spanish
So it's good
That's true, everything in Spanish is good
Check it out when you get the chance, it's a banner
Is it actually a good song?
Paris Latino
It's interesting
I've never heard of this in my life.
Thank you so much, Butter Chicken, for the 10 subs.
Can you hold the tablet for me?
Heavy as the crowd!
Heavy as I was actually going to say.
983?
983.
It goes to like...
What the hell?
The hype train.
The hype train concept is back.
Remember Chad, if you sub or gift a sub,
at any point during the cycle of thought,
You'll get the Donator mode. So you can spam Donate in the chat. I think it's still there.
So if you, uh, yeah, let me know.
Oh, wow, that was a large hiccup.
Sorry.
Yeah, you can see it in the chat. I can see it. There, the Donator mode. Look at that.
That's so cute.
It's so cute.
It is. It's such a cute mouth, dude.
I can't English. I'm like, suckering.
Look, look, ah!
Look, when you're on a bike now, she doesn't stand.
This is quite cool. It's quite cool.
I can't do things outside
Okay, that wasn't what I was doing. You know, that's what I was doing
Why are you playing the victim? Why are you professional?
Somebody has to do it. What the fuck? Watch Connor play the victim now
You're a professional victim. You can't hit me. I'm actually just gonna buy a bike gang
You always you always whatever I say like it's a nice day today. You'll be like thanks for reminding me at conga outside Connor
Thanks, Connor. Thanks for reminding me that I'm immunogenic.
Well, that's why we're out here cycling.
Exactly. Just inject your money straight into my veins.
That's a pleasant one.
Put it in there.
Watch the dollars make my immune system go up. Every single dollar.
Every dollar makes the immune system stronger.
Every dollar. Look at that. Oh, shit. I see $50 in my veins.
Thank you all for inspiring me. Also, I don't support BB's racism.
He's not racist. He's not racist. He's like a super chill.
He's built different.
We can close our screen, just saying.
When Nelsie's on the screen, all I can hear is the song.
We're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Connor is Aragorn. Nels is Pippa. And Chris is Gollum.
I'm at least, fuck off, I'm at least Gandalf.
Fuck a jaw.
Oh, Ariel, I'm gonna say Ariel.
Gandalf will be letting himself go instead of getting old.
I'd be Sam.
Okay.
Aww, he's the one at Flushy, is he?
No, he's like the most charming, and he's really the one.
Oh, that's Shondin.
Borame, I'll be Borame.
Sam!
Samwise is like the whole...
He's the one who keeps you together.
Seconds is Mr. Frodo.
And also, he loves food.
Which, who doesn't love food?
What if Seconds is and Thirds is...
You drop me no eaps?
Uh...
Bullshit.
Do you want to go toilet?
Me?
Yeah.
Because I'm gonna go toilet.
And then I found that we could probably get ready to get on the bus.
Don't take me with you.
No, he's not here. You're not gonna take you, don't you?
Don't take me!
So do you want to go toilet? I'd say do it now.
I do, but do you want to just go first?
I'm comfortable here.
Okay, okay.
I'll have a mouthful of chair.
Okay, well, all the glare is night. Oh yeah, there we go.
Yo, it's just me and you on a date.
On a date?
On a date.
Um, no thank you.
Well, I'm getting insulted by booby and rejected by you simultaneously.
No thank you.
In one second, so...
No.
I'm a Vtuber.
Uh...
I'm not allowed to date.
You're the best Vtuber.
He's, he's your favorite Vtuber that isn't you.
My favorite Vtuber that isn't me?
Who shall I be watching?
Uh...
Well, he doesn't really stream, cause he's lazy.
lazy. Oh he. Yeah he's lazy. His name is booby. Oh god. Not that one. I tried to go to the
Apple store the other day to collect my break and laptop and they'd closed the entire Apple
store down in Omotesando for a Veecheeba who is doing an event there. Oh Kelly! Yeah!
I love her! She's my O.C.
And my best friend.
Is she Japanese?
Uh, English.
English?
I mean English.
Yeah, she'd taken over the whole Apple Store, so I couldn't collect my broken laptop.
She's my second pick for a Retuber to watch.
Second pick? After moving?
After moving.
Also, I've been on Trash Taste podcast twice.
She's been on Trash Taste twice?
Yep.
Oh!
Oh, wow.
When are you gonna take over the Apple Store?
So I can't collect my breaks from the laptop.
I don't think Apple would ever want me to take over their store.
Oh, I think they love it. They love it.
Mmm.
It was quite surreal though.
Like the Apple Store, it was like the busiest Apple Store in the world.
Wow.
And they just shut the whole thing down.
That's amazing.
Like a dent.
Yeah, it's quite impressive.
I can't get stuff like that.
I'm just a small VTuber. I'm a nobody.
Nah, you can get it. You can get it.
Away.
Where? What song did you want to sing with, Slatman? What are we going to make happen?
I had to think, because I want a Christmas song.
You can't sing Christmas in April, that's like blasphemy.
What's on the Christmas song?
I love Christmas, but not outside of December. You just can't do it. There's a rule.
But isn't Christmas every day?
Well, I mean, yeah, because presents and small wine and shit, but...
And happiness.
And happiness, unless you don't get the present you want.
Like, when I didn't get Buzz Lightyear in 1995, the fucking Buzz Lightyear toy I wanted.
You want a Buzz Lightyear toy?
Oh, it was all the rage in 1995.
And that was like, Mum, Dad, I want the Buzz Lightyear toy.
And they were like, oh, I can't afford that.
And then my friend got one, and I was like, motherfu...
And so every...
All my resentment, all my bitterness, traces back to that Christmas 1991.
Do you want me to buy you a Buzz Lightyear for Christmas?
Nah, I'm alright. I don't want one now.
Toy Story's dragged on too long, they've done too many films.
There's another one coming out.
Oh for fuck, not more!
Yeah!
Didn't Woody die in a car crash or something?
No, he's still alive.
He's a vigilante.
Oh, gosh.
They're fighting the most evil thing of all, an iPad.
Is that the plot?
That's the plot. The new villain is an iPad.
I'm glad I stopped watching Toy Story 20 years again.
Fuck yeah now.
Yeah, so Christmas, mixed feelings really.
It's a happy time, but you've got to get the present if you want, otherwise it's not so happy.
Did you get married at Christmas?
I did get married at Christmas here.
You got married at Christmas?
I got married sort of like a week before Christmas.
But see, you had a Christmas wedding and now you have happiness for Christmas.
That's true, that's true.
Yeah, it kind of worked out alright.
I'd recommend getting married at Christmas when you and Boobie have a special wedding.
Didn't have a Christmas.
Yeah, I guess we will get married during Christmas.
Why not?
It's like, all your friends and family there, whatever, and it's kind of festive and cosy and nice.
I don't know, is it cozy at Christmas in Puerto Rico?
Yeah, people get really drunk.
It must be quite hot there in December though, right?
It's always hot all year round.
It's always hot in Puerto Rico.
It's always hot in Puerto Rico.
I'd like to go down there.
Puerto Rico?
Yeah.
You should come!
Take a look.
That's a Logan pool.
That's a Logan pool, I think.
I'm sure.
Oh my God, don't please don't remind me.
Don't remind me.
Remind me curious mouse which VTuber would you actually recommend for Chris
outside of the B.B. or Cali a lot of people go there to escape or something
called taxes
Axel, he pulls.
You know, uh...
Disgraceful.
Conor will be there in a time.
Don't worry.
Conor will be down there.
He'll be down there.
He was like, what? You're going to escape, what?
Oh, there.
Have you got any events coming up?
What have you got planned?
I got quite a bit of things planned.
It's all secrets.
secrets well you can tell me maybe he's watching I can't talk about it it's all
secrets in trouble buddy friend yeah what friend yeah friend yeah just pull
no this poll not your secrets I don't think Paul knows our secrets not a
I'm not friend here.
You friend?
But I just don't know the extent of what you know.
Oh, I know everything.
It does know everything.
I'm behind the camera.
Jesus, all the secrets.
I don't want to cycle anymore today.
I want to go to bed.
I want to sit down.
You'd sign up for something very difficult.
I know, right? I do it every year.
Yeah, go toilet, go toilet.
Oh, yes sir.
What's the date boy?
What's the, we're ahead of schedule.
Oh, we were half there again.
There's almost nothing.
And there's one stop between us?
I could do that in an hour.
Really?
Fuck off.
All right.
Fuck off.
Well, the only thing is that now we need to go and pick up
our next guest, Sony's car.
So, go.
Who's our next guest?
Is that secret?
That's his secret.
Is he just going to like pop burst out of a cupboard
or something else?
Wait, there's a guest coming today?
Come on, come on.
Oh.
We're gonna pick him up today.
We're gonna pick him up today.
Oh.
I can't wait for the guest.
What are you doing, mate?
It's something.
Oh my God.
I hope the guest sings with me.
We'll see, we'll see.
I want to sing with every guest.
All the guests that come on, I will sing with them.
I don't know if all the guests sing.
Yes, I will make all of them sing.
Okay.
You've been here.
Are you a...
Oh, I don't do that.
No, you shouldn't have, uh, bring it down, bitch, son.
Bring it down, bitch!
Make the chicken a little fuckin' ass!
Heh, show me that.
Show me that motherfucking ass.
It's my ring, don't be a lot.
Oh, is it really?
Yeah.
Do I ring people?
No, but if you ever did, it would, uh, this would come up.
Bring it down, bitch!
Let me see you back it up, down that ass, down low,
and pick up all the fuck up all the brink of town, bitch!
Let me see you back it up!
Remember that one?
Wow, I do remember, I do remember.
Wait, I have that one on my channel.
Yeah, someone...
Yeah, you're the Soviet.
I love it. I love the Soviet.
It's the best!
Wow.
What a beautiful audio.
You're so talented.
Oh, that's my racing map.
What?
How much can make you racing map?
Oh, man, that's gonna be a lot of money.
But we gotta get Master Singly wonka first.
Aw, fuck me.
A pure imagination.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I think it'd be great. I'll give you a shout out.
Me?
Yeah.
Shake that ass, motherfucker.
You love singing that, though.
I know me.
Gullera over here.
What's Gullera?
Gullera?
Yeah, what's that?
Gullera is like, like asshole.
You're an asshole?
Well, it's also like, you know, cool on his ass, you know?
Uh huh.
No, I don't actually.
What are you doing?
I'm my Spanish game D-Lacken.
My Spanish game D-Lacken.
Why the fuck is he back it up?
Drop that ass down low and pick that one up.
Why are the mobs sending this?
Damn, what the fuck?
He said it aggressively too.
He did say it aggressively, dude.
It's so aggressive, what the fuck?
What are you so aggressive about?
Throw some O's at the end of it.
Oh!
The booby-morning is crazy, dude.
He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I don't know why he does that. Why does he do that?
Well, I think you know him.
Why is he freaky? Why are you freaky like that?
I don't get it. I don't get it, man.
You're freaky in hell.
He is a little freaky
He is a little freaky
He is so
He must cast off the chains of slavery and fundraise against his oppressors
Down with the immune deficient
All praise for one true Pam
What the fuck?
You're sending that
Why is that? It's a nice jacket
You're right
Let's cough it out
What do you rest?
It's pretty pushy
Alright Mouse, we're gonna get back on the bikes now
Goodbye everybody
Thanks for joining us today
Thanks for having me
Chris is going to drink his Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Gronkh.
Shut up.
All right.
See you later, Ma'am.
Hi.
I was told here you shall sing Willy Wonka.
Willy Wonka time.
Okay.
Your imagination.
Bye.
Bye.
Buh-bye.
Buh-bye.
I
Hold on chat. It's gonna be dead screen for
I gotta sing a song
Wait, let me hear the song that he's talking about.
With a sin.
What is this song that he's singing?
I've never heard this song in my life.
This is so 80s it hurts me.
That's me.
He's sweet.
Yeah.
Come on and steal one of these.
Whoa!
That's pretty cool.
I have to listen to it more.
Remember he turned off Bluetooth?
I did, sir.
Go, Co.
I'm watching it back on pretty quickly when I realized how awesome it was.
Ah, a vanathon. I'm sure Chris would love that idea.
A vanathon.
What are you doing?
It's a cycle path.
And we eat food until...
Oh my God, I gotta piss so bad. I gotta pee.
Isn't it?
Hold on, KB, baby.
Mama Karagi, come on.
All that Karagi fucking time.
This is it.
The last time you and I were going to cycle together, are we?
a few weeks ago. This is a week ago. Good luck.
I believe you're out there.
What?
What? The boy who grits.
Oop oop, Aram. Oop oop, Aram.
I bought this new jacket.
It's good. It looks good. It was quite optimistic though.
extra large and it's still like ripping at the seams. I'm just too muscular of course.
It's all that protein you're eating mate.
That's kind of annoying like, if I could just make the stump of this less big,
I'd be quite happy with my physical appearance. But no matter what I do, no matter how hard I try.
It doesn't go away, and you just really try it.
I'll try it. I'm eating such protein today.
It's chocolate covered nuts in the front there.
It's pretty simple.
Eat less, move more.
You've got many ailments looking classified.
I don't think that is the one.
Watch out, eat me on the speaker.
Chris, the humorous, affable star of the Cyclathon once again.
Oh, please.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop it.
Just kind of please.
Oh, shit.
I'm ready, girl.
Do you get my helmet on?
This song's gonna be stuck in my hair for the rest of the day now.
Which one?
You're a mutt in the air.
You're a mutt in the air.
Take a look and you'll see.
It's your...
It's your time to donate.
You're a mutt in the air.
Oh, God, there's Charlie.
There's a lot of me.
There's a lot of me.
There's chocolate.
And there's chocolate.
And there's chocolate.
And there's just the fucking eaves.
Oh, so bad.
Okay, I'm ready for the end.
You say?
Let's go.
I want me to give him some to you.
Thank you.
We'll see you later.
I got you, I got you.
You don't need no money.
Hello, Brad.
I checked the last stretch of the day.
The last stretch.
Not the last stretch, sorry. We have two more stretches.
How hard?
Oh, my stretch.
Boots and cats. Boots and cats.
Well, Chris and Connor are going tip to tip. We're going tip to, um, crevice.
Tip to balls.
Tip to balls.
Uh, the, the, uh, the weather now is excellent.
Like, genuinely a 10 out of 10 experience right now.
And I put my hoodie back on and even I creamed my arm.
What? Yeah, it's on.
This is taking forever.
I've got a tip for crevice. That is the name.
Hello!
You what?
I can't put sunscreen on my arms.
That poster said, don't miss the decisive moment of youth.
What?
Okay, I've got a thing on.
Er...
Don't miss the decisive moment of youth.
Those are pretty good words to live by.
Yeah, don't miss it. Don't miss the decisive moment of youth.
The youth! The youth!
Don't miss the decisive moment of youth.
Ah! Ah!
Why did they scream at me?
What the f*** was that?
What did they scream? What did they do?
What did they scream for?
What is that?
Holy shit!
Come with Chris and you'll be in the world of pure duellation.
Reach out, touch what was once just...
What was that?
Okay.
What was that?
What did they do there?
They just saw...
Because they thought the bird was flying over them?
That's my shoes.
Well, I can't walk.
Well, that's really cool.
I don't know if I'm gonna...
What's wrong?
White man jumpscare.
White man jumpscare?
No!
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
You should always walk in the wrong direction.
Look here!
Look here!
Here we stand
Words of hard hearts broken into
2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2...
Sleepless nights
Losing ground I'm reaching for you
You, you
Feeling that it's gone
Can stay in your mind
If we can't go on
To buy the stars
Love divides
Someday, love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night, we'll remind you
How it starts and when our separate ways
If he ever hurt you, true love causes that you
You know I still love you, though we thought stand-alone are separate ways
That's gonna be me after seeing that damn Willy Wonka song
Going my separate ways
Troubled times
Caught between confusions and faith
Faith
Faith
Distant eyes
Romance says we made war in vain
In vain
Yeah yeah
If you must go, I wish you love
You'll never walk alone
Take care, my love, miss you love
Someday, love will find you
Break those chains that bind you
One night, we'll remind you
How we touch, then, when our separate ways
If you've ever heard you
True love won't desert you
You know I still love you
How we touch, then, when our separate ways
What a filter on the cat rod! It looks so clean with the comb.
It's like a paint filter.
Ahhhh!
Someday love will find you
Break those things that bite you
One night will remind you
If he ever hurt you, true love walk is like you, you know I still love you.
I still love you girl, I really love you girl
Yeah, Bo. I love Bo.
Don't you know Bo?
Bo, I love you.
baby have a little beautiful
she will not walk this red room
Bo, I have a baby Bo.
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Shitty road.
Shitty road.
To the place I belong.
West Virginia.
Oh, van gang.
Wow, we're really in the middle of nowhere now. What the hell? We're just in a town and now we're in this.
Oh, I think I sat down.
I'm tired of not hearing baby.
I don't know how to- oh my god.
Where is baby?
shit. Maybe.
They really got a vessel at fast.
Wouldn't they?
Pretty sure they're in the south.
They really turned into a...
They're in south hell.
Very nice.
Riding down the country roads in south hell.
The racist part of hell.
He's speeding car that. He's crisp road.
Yee-ho!
It's pretty out there.
Yeah, it's very pretty today.
That hair looks like pages to me.
I thought it was outside today.
Guys, I'm going in the brass.
Fighting me.
Oh, I think I ate too much.
Guys, what if I moved to Appalachia?
I just thought it was funny.
To Appalachia.
You're not into the beating.
I didn't particularly want to.
What if I go to Appalachia?
I feel like I've been getting recommended on my 4U page tons of TikToks and shit about
Appalachia and I feel like it's calling pay.
LOL now.
You won't have this in medical care, yeah, but I'll be in Appalachia.
No, they're scared of us.
Oh, thank you, man.
I appreciate that.
A lot of the, you know, a lot of people that continue to use the cyclopon, and I really appreciate that.
I'm so happy you decided to do your cyclopon exactly when I would be in Japan.
I might do some IRL stuff.
I want to go to Appalachia.
Guys, I'm out in Appalachia.
Let's go.
Mountain peace.
Woo!
Wow.
I got recommended a TikTok was like top 10 things never do an Appalachia
Wow
That's so cool
Let's go. I want school
Yeah, I've been getting YouTube ads to go to West Virginia
I keep getting I keep getting recommended videos about Appalachia for some reason. I don't know why
It's like it's calling to me
Shout out to Panjio, bro!
I'm not used to taking this on and off.
Hey, yo, shout out to Panjio. My algorithm is so fucked up.
Sorry about that, father. Why was I made racist?
Between the AI proof and the fucking Appalachian videos, holy shit.
Ruby, no!
Hey, yo, shout out, Panjio.
Booby, you're not racist, okay?
That's who?
Don't say that.
Stope, hey, Booby.
Shake my head, Booby.
Stope.
Now, I learned how to change.
What's all the Appalachian saying?
Oh, they're beautiful, they're...
Oh, wow.
Oh wow there's like a shipyard or something over here. Not shipyards, you're in a little
fucking land but there's like a strawberry storage, bananino, no, no not bananino, bananino.
What?
Oh, not bananino.
Just run on south.
Bananino, please.
Not barino.
I see.
Bananino.
The vultures circling our trap.
Uh-oh.
Maybe we are the dead.
So we started today.
day all of the cycling at the very most northern point of the mainland Japan
and cycling all the way down Amori then cutting to the east going over that part
of the Japan into the Sea of Japan following the east side of Japan all
all the way down, going to places like Niigata, and then onwards, going to Kirito, around
like Bila.
Wait, what?
To Osaka.
Why are there huts on your basket like Nippo's, I'm sorry, Nippo's field?
Sorry, West, sorry, West.
Oh, dude.
My god, the cheap Japan is not even the right size apart.
I'm forgetting.
If they were more off to the side, but they're not even off to the side.
That's what you should be looking at.
That's a fact.
What are your...
Buddy, I think your nipples are strange if they're that close together.
Actually, you know what? Everybody's getting...
Hey, it's curious if you and Chris have any advertisement songs or tunes from your childhoods that live rent-free in your heads.
Also, Ledge...
No.
Not really.
Apparently there's this challenge to hike the entire Appalachian Trail from Georgia to New Hampshire
within a year and when they get to Mount Washington in New Hampshire, the place where the highest
winds outside of a hurricane or tornado were ever recorded at 231 miles per hour, the hikers
will traditionally moon everyone who takes the train up to the Mount Washington summit.
Can confirm this as this happened to me.
What the fuck?
Why people showing their buttholes to people?
Guys, I have to go to the bathroom, I have to bomb it.
Yeah, the view's crazy, the mountain.
I should.
What is it?
Oh, wow.
Fair enough.
This is lovely.
This is what I'm looking for.
The road is really nice now.
Have you rode?
On the road again.
It's very much like, what was it called, the horse place?
Yeah, horse place.
I forgot what it was called.
Or be here or something?
Bakushin... Europe. Where are you? Where are you, Europe? I need to know. Good morning.
Good morning. And greetings from Switzerland.
Where they are?
after the cycle thong.
Thank you, Boobie from Switzerland.
We're not on a tunnel yet, you can't see that.
Solar panels, oh, I did not see that.
Yeah, the wind is kind of annoying, trying to stay behind Chris so he can block from
it. He's got the power on those signs to cut through it. On a hot night.
Time to once again take a break from the camp girl addiction to donating to the course
for the third year in a row. JK, JK, good work guys.
Yeah, JK, right, booby? Right, booby?
What can I send TTS donations?
You can send TTS donations. Thank you, comment, and Chris, for doing this.
There's a link in the chat.
There's also a panel below the stream that says donate.
That'll bring you to a Tiltify page. It's $25
to activate the TTS.
Let's get it boys, let's get it.
That's a long road.
Yeah, it's kind of ridiculous.
It's kind of a bad thing to be realized how far you've got yet.
Yeah
But now, the end is near
She does, I think
Perhaps your rendition she didn't recognize.
I think you have said you have.
And if we hope it takes time,
there is a chance we could be leaving with you.
Longest to you, quiet. It is very quiet.
I love the words,
but they're too much.
They're a little too much.
They're very much.
It's fine, though.
That's the highway to the left of us.
oh boys boys boys boys well we're nearly done with this road
yeah
I'm gonna turn on to the main road for a bit while one of them
Oh, very quiet, very beautiful.
Finally there was the demon who was activated by money who could ruin all of this.
Only.
69% finished.
Really? I feel like...
What a beautiful view. We're on the drone now.
Look at those cars, you know, all their beauty.
4K resolution.
You've seen the great hall of China from space.
Get ready to see these.
I think you can see the cops are very clearly on the ground.
I'd be very shocked if you couldn't.
Oh, boys!
I'll make you know a way downtown.
Did you really do something wrong?
wrong? Free me. I'll stop making comments about Singapore. BB wants to be a free TTS
speaker. Donate a free meeting. Let him free chat. Let him free. Holy shit. The Greyhound
just gave $3,000. Greyhound, you madman. Greyhound. Greetings from Switzerland. Keep
phone going. Woo! Greyhound, my goat! I don't know about you, but I love that road. I could
see cake for miles. That's true. I want to hate on the road. As someone with a rare disease,
I can't donate plasma, but I have more money than platelets.
So here's some money.
Wallets out for booby-chan, you, you, you.
Very nice.
Got a stop at the stop sign.
Here's the law, there you go.
Man, I love the guy.
Hello, Chris and Connor, mayor of Slough here.
I'm proud to announce I've reallocated
the entire 1891 public transport budget
to this donation.
We did it, dude.
I'm not a fucking way!
And we're turning left.
Good morning from Hungary.
I've been watching every cycle from so far.
I only regret I can't watch the whole thing there.
No worries.
You're time zones.
You curse you're time zones.
Oh my god.
Thank you back Shane.
Thank you back Shane.
More of a key to sound black kind of guy.
I never had one like that before, F-250.
My poor trod nuts would be clanging like mad.
Fix your roads, Japan.
Yeah.
Cycling question here.
Sure.
After a few km, does you get get numb?
I can poke your nose, might as well be someone else's.
Maybe I need a new saddle.
What?
My...
I mean, this is not yet none.
Salsben, falsch in Bery, I'll retain.
Salsben for in Bery, I'll relow.
Ar gath wedus grimo, johnny bach.
Uh, oh, Salsben bach.
Thank you for the watch, son.
I thought it was Chinese for a minute, eh?
It was just walsh.
Similar.
Simply the two parents spend their child's life nodding whenever they said no.
The child would think nod means no.
Yeah, I suppose a child would think that.
That's an interesting thought, to be honest with you.
I'm not really sort of the problem.
But perhaps I was too foolish.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Oh, boys!
Oh, my legs are cramping a tiny bit.
But I think that's just because they haven't worked hard enough.
They've been slacking.
They need to work harder, Trent.
Harder, you see.
I've really enjoyed the cyclophone so far, but it's time for me to go to bed.
We'll tomorrow's stream start at the same time as today's.
Yep, 9am.
Japan time.
Every day.
Every day.
Until we make it to Osaka.
It doesn't end.
We're on this bike until then for the next two weeks, boys.
I have every moment.
Well, that's right. It's about to get lost.
Oh, man.
We hate it.
Shit, I gotta sing two songs, and I gotta sing one song.
And I gotta sing that damn imagination song.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, thank you so much for the 10k pits, thank you so much, I'm sorry
we couldn't see the gates of hell, but maybe one day we'll see it.
Thanks butter chicken.
Well fun city.
Am I okay?
Yeah I just had the fucking peel bro.
And then I realize why it's medicine time
Fucking a cute puke, you know
I love that.
Oh my God, it's so silly.
It's so silly.
This is a cute little peak here.
Oh, my pleasure.
Hey, should I send you here?
We're making records today!
We're still like...
We're making records today!
It's beautifully at you.
I'm all looking at you.
As I put up my hair behind my ears.
This goat cheese isn't filling enough.
What? No.
It'll be a metaphor.
You'll be... you're never gonna be free for keeping on...
You're never free, my boy.
And you will never be free, Mr. Bubee.
See? Connor knows we'll never be free.
Alright.
Manna, manna do, do, do, do, do, do, do, na, na, manna do, do, do, do, manna, manna.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck?
Bubee, what the fuck is that?
Help me!
Have you heard of what's in the
Anacondas with known effective
Either, leave demo song in there,
That's pretty live.
Yeah, I like it.
Do it in the impossible,
See the invisible, row, row,
Fight the power.
Thank you.
Thank you, Garnd the Garnd Movie.
Thank you.
Connor, can you respectfully take point in the formation so we can stop getting tempted by staring at Chris's K-dub cake?
I can't help you
But everyone in the gang
Do to celebrate Japan Wales the IDF Simon and Biff
$3,000 donation, dude.
Absolutely bonkers, man.
Two songs. I gotta do three songs.
It's three.
75 plus eight plus...
The record was what, 77?
Keep it going, boys.
Wait, did they want me...
Did they want to hear me sing this shit?
Can I just do it now?
Oh, colors!
Oh, it's a beautiful day to cycle.
Oh, I gotta do one go...
Wait, can't they just do it the next time I'm on the iPad?
Okay, I think I'm kinda finding my pace now.
And I think I'm going to jump off a bridge.
Once it kills me, dude. After lunch, always kills me.
I think till I stop working out, my body's just like, not used to then working out again in the same day, you know what I mean?
So when I'm like...
YOU SHIT, WE FUCK YOU!
...shitting down healing,
my body's like,
wait, wait.
What have we got about that, really?
Is it perfect?
What do you mean about that?
What do you mean about that?
What's your talking about?
Oh...
Oh...
Oh my god! I almost got hand sanitizer on my eye but I dodged it at the last second and it just went right past me!
Oh, she broke it!
Wow.
Wow, wow?
That's right. What the freaking hell is this, wow wow?
So let me get this straight track. I spent a hundred bucks on these pants.
And they get a hole in them.
Day one.
Why do you buy those TTS pants?
Not the sci-fi.
Oh, wow.
It's $89,263.
This AI TTS is the starting.
It's not AI.
I'm hating on my TTS.
Not AI, bitch.
I mean, it is what it happens.
I sold the script, I'll tell you.
It's about, uh...
GTS has been a technology for a very long time.
I dare you call my g...
If I wasn't bouncing on it right now, I'd be something out of you.
I'm gonna have to eat.
Ta-da-ba-ba-ba-bo!
Ugh!
Put it on the hands, hold on.
Man, I wanna lie to up and down.
It's hard to do.
It's like up a hill, down a hill.
Never answer.
Oh, oh.
Well, at least you have to see the amazing view, right?
Right Chris?
Right, Chris?
Yeah, I did.
I don't know why you didn't buy something like proper.
I'm an idiot.
That's very sorry.
I'm an idiot. That's a fast statement.
I don't know why I'm chatting the fucking hell out of Australia.
Well, thank you Connor and Chris for all that you do.
You guys keep that bakery running with all those carrot cakes.
Gotta keep the bakery going boys.
Never forget the bakery. 26.
Eww.
Eww.
You're running.
No!
Gritty on as Gaffey's look in Fortnite...
What?
Say something!
What?
I don't think there are clothes to say for that.
Fuck you talking about!
I'm now from last year that married a milk 21 years older than me!
The context we've been married for 10 years and have two daughters much love
Bro, he's living my dream life
He's living my dream life, dude.
Wow.
Why does he sometimes just sound Australian now?
That's what I don't get.
He's kind of just goes weird with it.
I know, bro.
Oh, no bro. Fire truck.
There's a fire truck in every one. That's fire truck.
Is that what fire truck sounds like?
Oh no, the Doppler effect makes it sound weird.
There's a Yokohama up ahead.
Da da da da da da.
Yokohama.
I'll be in here with you, mate.
Who?
Sing me that song.
Really?
Don't you just do it, mate?
I don't know.
Well, a random thing.
He's going to meet the singer of that song.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Oh, yeah, there's a move to...
Can I have you get two songs ready?
No, you're going to hammer.
That's how I feel about that.
Oh.
Oh, another small hill.
You know, it's just like a constant burn on the hills.
That is a workout chat.
It is a workout.
That's it.
Oh my god, I hope I remember how to do it.
What the hell is that building?
I hope I remember. I don't know if I remember the lyrics to Monty Mod, but I'll try.
I just know money my bro I know the whole lot the whole lyrics bro that's a
freebie this freebie for you freebie I just know the freaking chorus also my
bedroom are slowly draining me away um let me think hold up another Spanish song
Oh, I'm gonna get a mornin'!
Do I know any Nightwish songs?
No...
I'm Puerto Rican.
Puerto Rican rap.
And I'm not going to cry, I'm not going to cry
And today I'm like the years, your dreams, your love
I want to move you
It can destroy everything that I want
Because she can't believe a word she says
Como sin nada, como sin nada, la quiero morir.
Ella se hará las horas de cada reno y me ayuda a pintar transparente el color con su sonrisa.
And now you know that
Every war in life
And in love too
I want to die
I want to die
In a hole in the ground
I want to die
I know you well
Every day
Of life
And of love too
i love you
whatsoever
i love, I love you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
For the love of the dead
And for the good ones, I want it
And I promise you that you will make me die
Because I want it, I want it to die
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You need to change the sauce
A penny for thee.
What do you want?
A carousel?
A van gang.
Give me a bottle of water.
Shet your booboo.
What do you make of it?
A $80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
$80.
82k
Yeah!
$1000!
Woo woo woo woo woo!
That's the year I was born, that's coded.
Wow.
Shout out.
Well, we always said that was a long time ago.
82?
Why is wisdom between these years a being?
You were old when Finding Nemo was released.
I was in New York, watching it for the first time.
Wow.
Intoxicated.
30 years of age.
Well, I celebrated my 21st and I know it was...
How old was you when finding me in my camera?
Two.
What?
Oh yeah it's old!
Yeah, yeah, I mean I feel like you're in a...
Oh shit, I don't know, I have some.
Oh!
That's the old merch.
Would you have a new bottle?
But it's not a squeezy one, it's a plastic one.
Oh, game of sorts, right?
Alright.
Here's another merch, please.
Hell yeah.
Woo!
Have a member.
I don't know if I came out in 2002, bro.
I'm not too real, bro.
Baboo.
If I didn't know, that was like, youth in my mind.
Yeah, it was my youth as well.
Oh.
She said 21, I'm still young.
21, you're crap.
You're 29, man.
No, no.
21.
What?
These pistons have not seen their last day yet.
I don't know.
Where's my thing?
Weak.
Pfft.
Is that what she said?
Yeah, but here.
What the what?
There's an ambulance stand, do you know that one?
What?
Do you know what an ambulance stand is?
Is that thing behind her say Jackery?
What are you talking about?
I don't know an ambulance stand.
Jackery.
No.
It's 21.
It's 21.
What?
I'm watching a bear hide behind a ship.
I'm watching the naughty kid in the corner scoffing his face to enlist him.
I'm just like talking, I heard rapids being heard.
I think he's gone.
Oh no, no, I'm carrying this tree with me.
It's older than six, seven.
And here, we see two guys cycling through Japan for a great charity, a great cause.
Also joining them is Mausie on a pink Ferrari Swift with white rims,
and I'm happy that she can ride along with us all.
Greetings from the eastern farmers' but of England. If you know, you know.
I'm too young to know about that, but I wouldn't know about that.
If you don't like me, you should probably be older than you are.
I think I'm older than mine.
Is that a 6'7"?
I'm older than mine.
I think we're all older than mine.
You turned 26 as bumpy for the ancient brah.
I wish.
I think the second you hit 21, you're a place in the old...
I think.
That's crazy to think.
I'm 29 maybe, for like...
What are you going to do for your face?
Hearing the breaking of the previous first-day donation record, greetings from the Pacific
Northwest.
Are you going to buy the real book or the one with the other book inside it?
Six.
Seven.
The answer is 42.
I think they should sell them as a collaboration.
Yeah.
Dead Man Walking.
Turn 21.
Dead Man Walking.
Game is up to you.
Dead Man Walking.
Dead Man Walking.
Headman walking.
Oh, I forgot too much.
He'll get a call.
Uh-huh.
He's $5.00.
He's got his real share.
Oh, look where he's found.
Oh, thank you, dude.
Headman walking.
Uh, read a passage.
One way ticket to the retirement home, buddy.
Read a passage.
You can't read a passage.
Read a read a passage.
Read the reviews in the back instead.
They're real.
Praise.
Okay.
This is like Eurovictory.
Praise for abroad in Japan.
Chris explores Japan.
brought in Japan Chris explores Japan you know it's quirky glory
quirky glory
well first of all
he hitchhiked from Kawashima to Hokkaido to what can I say
Charles a unique path across Japan bringing him into contact with far too many cats
heartening, renewal, Tokyo and even pizza. Ken, what about it?
Pizza.
How did they start this?
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
That's really fast.
We just bit the front.
We just bit here.
Okay. Japan is one of the most popular tourist destinations in the world.
The millions flocking there every month to follow the same cookie-cutter item.
Cookie-cutter! Cookie-cutter!
Why, I'm on!
Cookie-cutter.
Beyond the world, from tourist trails lies a country made up of 47 unique briefings.
Each one has its own story to tell, shaped by centuries of squabbling laws,
impeachable topography, and a fierce little pride.
On his quest to serve Japan the world that there's so much more to Japan than Tokyo and Kyoto
Chris Plawd has visited all the 47 pre-factures himself
Wow!
In journey across Japan
That's crazy
Every name of the book
Kill on course
The one you've met
Oh my God
You've really done like the laziest, sloppiest title
Well, that's all you've got to eat, eh?
He takes us with him on an epic adventure that spans every corner of the country
She didn't have to talk, tucked away in her little office, out to the back.
Her mind occupied every minute of the day with the digits that had been mustered and wrangled and subdued into an order that was reassured by someone.
That's Charlotte.
After a month, Ernstine gave her a pay rise.
Okay, what's going on with this book?
What the fuck?
Near the end of September 1968.
I don't know, I've never heard of a world show.
What is going on with your book, man?
So, we haven't printed the book yet.
So, Penguin, the publisher, wrapped the book cover in this, like, makeshift.
I mean, this is actually a real book.
Yeah, yeah, I know. It was really good.
A far-flung life.
It's cool.
A far-flung?
We'll get through it.
That's a pretty good one, mate.
Yeah, you mean you have a fucking brain.
Prior to the book.
You're on it. You're on it.
What?
What?
What is it all good?
You're on it.
That's not fair.
It was a majestic river that stood before me.
I felt touched and then God's like,
it looks like me after about ten years.
Fucking splash mountain, isn't it?
I'll leave this back to the real car.
It went to bed.
That's like every time you appear in the book.
Not really, you're in the book like three times.
I've got something.
Wow.
But pre-order it now.
Is it lit to you now?
Yeah, they can use the Assignments card book.
There's some signed copies as well.
You're going to sign as every single one.
Not every single one.
I'm mine.
Thousands.
Sime, Sime, Sime, Sime, Sime, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine
Hello, Sime Mine, please
Nice colour. Matt Saunders did the last good colour
through this one. Little details.
Bob, Sime Mine Room!
That's very nice. Looks like some wacky weekend.
No, Sime Mine!
Does it?
No. There's not enough suffering.
Yeah. Mines like Tails and Goulash are a great story.
What would a lucky weekend story be?
I was sitting there, okay?
Castro is great.
He was ever as torturous as Moron.
I was sitting in the top naked again.
He said, get him.
This bastard's not gonna take himself.
Thanks everyone for watching.
If it sells well, I'll get you a book tour.
If it doesn't, I'll be no book tour.
Either way, I win.
Either it sells well, I'll be a book tour.
or it doesn't sell well, I don't feel good for it.
Oh Rob, thank you Rob.
Great morning.
Thank you.
Hi Rob.
Who are you?
Who are you signing?
They're Rob.
Wow.
Wait, that was sent to my head.
We'll do the rec some time.
Do you have something else?
A mold?
Yeah.
A mold.
A very nice, very nice.
A mold's a great place, Jack.
Good morning from England.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Oh.
They're like fries or crunchy fries, potato, potato sticks.
They're very tasty.
The stick of the bat.
The bat sticks.
They're not being wrapped.
I thought we had that.
Chocolate bats.
Hey!
They're going to get my basket, thank you.
15, I think of it.
15 kilometers left.
15 kilometers.
Oh, God.
15 kilometers.
By the book.
Clean.
eight kilometers?
By the book.
Please.
It's so good.
It comes with a free packet.
Every book comes with a long potato.
They're so morish.
They're so fucking good.
They are making a lot of problems.
Look back at that.
What the fuck is a kilometer?
Well, I'll tell you.
No!
Trust me, I doubt it.
gun makes that's a kilometer for Christmas by the book for Christmas is
there an audio version available you're doing it you're gonna record it right
it is your voice I don't think we realize that the original you did the
voice for the audio books all right over that all very good impersonation no I
did it they were three very long torturous cars it's pretty hardcore
You just talk endlessly.
There's gonna be extra percents of the guy that's like,
Do that again!
Really?
You're gonna rewind and go again.
You ever look back at me and say,
No, that's how I would say it.
I'm first of all...
I kept some things wrong.
I can't remember there's a word I always fucked up.
Yeah, I thought it was.
I fucked up a few words.
I'm a pronunciation.
Sausage.
Sausage.
Sausage.
Sausage.
Yeah, someone said it's kind of good to deal with the audio book.
I'd love to do it for you. I think it's a good job.
You want to do an audio book? Oh, shit.
47 brief actors!
And one man who's a conqueror.
But, it's the story.
Um, I didn't have a tiara card to make music that you play in a moment.
And actually, I'll sound out with your cards.
Black! Black!
As you can imagine it, you can come say mad.
Sounds like the Chinese restaurant guy.
Get your hand off, mate!
Get your hand off, mate!
A golden Japan book!
That was in China, I believe, the National...
Where's it really?
Pacific National Library or something, I think.
It's like a significance of the culture.
I don't argue it is.
I've been a lot more women about that
than most of Australia, unfortunately.
Suckin' at Chinese, Bill?
He had an aura there. We just don't get that anymore.
Wow.
An older refined gentleman.
Oh yes.
Pension of Chinese food.
Oh, that's my penis.
Or crisps in this case.
What's your favorite Chinese food?
Yeah, Chinese restaurant.
Dumpling.
Dumpling?
Shallow and bow?
Or like...
No, no, no.
I see you know your noodle well.
Joe's that?
I think Joe's good.
Chinese food.
Oh, I love duck.
Duck in the wrap.
My egg roll.
sauce yeah can we get that this trip maybe somebody blew my mind the other
day they're like why they call it Beijing duck I'll say what they're like
that's the name for Beijing what what you mean there's a place I don't know
Yeah, that blew my mind.
This whole time.
What, do you think?
Yeah, I didn't know that was the,
the, yeah, I didn't know that.
You didn't know?
I should've done it with him, I was.
I do, it'd be quite a dream, I was.
I'll shake your head.
Swapping the crumbs off, I say.
He's wiping the crumbs off.
No, no, look at me.
15K left today, boys.
Easy.
It's mouse gonna sing and then because we crushed our goal mouse is gonna say
Very prone to pooping another query you do that you're the number one
the worst of doing this he'll open the bottle drink half fit put it in the back
and open another bottle
somebody's got to do it
how do we pull the sharpies?
and I knew it wasn't me
I just made sprees of wreaths
there's always one because you're too lazy to try and actually be like where do I actually leave it
ah I've been a new one
kind of pain
see
no words
They told you, they told you.
Lances.
Do you think I toilet?
The moon.
He's like still.
Can't see.
Shut up, because we know you.
We're ahead of schedule, aren't we?
Yeah, but you never want to tell a thing.
Why not?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We've only got 15 of them.
Yeah, but I'm sorry.
When are you going to write this one?
Is that the e-bike?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What, we give it back?
Yeah, after the next death.
Why is it shit?
Why, what, what?
What does he cry for?
Why is the next guest get on e-bike?
Why, they got one?
E-bike.
That was the stipulation, but I'm joining.
Oh, my God.
It's not worth it.
Dammit.
I think the cyclophone, you've got to, you've got to break a few legs.
So literally, that'd be awful.
You're shocking.
You're going to commit.
I better compensate for this by doing something spectacular.
They will.
They will show me.
They will.
No, I'm not.
They will show me spectacular.
It will be happening.
I can't wait to see what that spectacular thing is.
Careful your face is still in the sun.
There you go.
Oh.
What a wonderful day.
Has anybody still watched it?
Has anybody still watched it?
I heard the stream about five minutes ago.
I don't know if this is good or bad, right?
Um, yeah, but...
You repeat that?
No, it isn't.
I do!
Yes, I do.
You repeat it.
It's alright, you.
I do!
They watch it from us.
They're the Romanians.
Ola.
Ola.
And the Slovakians.
Probably.
I had the best-selling book in Slovakia last week.
Okay, cheers.
Your geography is like...
I hate you.
You only know countries that buy your book.
I do.
This is like Trump logic.
Slovakia.
Very nice Slovakia to go.
They wish they bought it.
They got the translation of Slovakia and it was released on the top 3 books in Slovakia in March.
How many books were released in March?
I met a Slovakian viewer in Tokyo.
I was like, why are my books out now?
Literally, it's the false message I'm looking for.
And he was like, no, how many more books are out?
You really should have asked for the full list of books released in February.
really understood the achievement.
What be you? It's my question.
Probably fucking spare my Harry.
Spare my difficult life by Prince Harry.
You think the people of Slovakia are going to hit it?
Prince Harry is no joke.
I've only got 400 million pounds.
What am I going to do?
Oh no!
That's what they chair around people over.
So I'll have to go down the line.
Are you ready to go?
Off the point.
There we go. Okay, go now.
Bingo!
What do you reckon Prince Harry's next book's going to be about?
I don't know.
It's next what?
Change.
Then you go to the boat to the pool picture.
You're a spare tire.
Tire. Just tire, that's it.
Feels a bit awkward like I have to buy something to go in.
No, you don't.
Can we buy anything in there?
No.
Yes, we might.
to be by the people we did yeah well he didn't be if you get his piss
credit yes walking and being like this is a chain we use it all the time so what
is this logic what if you want to be very convenient if you have to buy
by something in Emberestore.
That's so rude of him. I didn't want to say it, but that's really rude.
I can't believe he's done this. He survived something.
I'm sure he will anyway.
Yeah, like it's a problem for him to buy something.
Oh no! Why are you coming out with a family chicken?
I couldn't buy nothing. I'd like to buy something.
Pretty impressive he comes out lawson with a family chicken.
Now, I'm involved on my diet. I'm on a diet in my dreams.
I know that they aren't french I don't so like it's not one to one but I spend a lot of my
so I feel like that guy could be it. That guy could be it. What kind of type? Me and Mr Losson.
Losson Al-Ghaib is that a new one? That is the Chris's name. I have the first book in English
and Polish. When's your book coming out? I don't write. Oh really? Get a ghost writer.
Oh my gosh, right, that's just really missing the whole plot.
Get a mouse to write it.
Mouse will write my book.
What the fuck?
I will not write your book.
That could work.
What?
I'll write my last book.
What would you call it, Duncan?
What would I call it?
Um, Tales of Sapphire, the comic story.
What?
He's there.
He's biking all the time.
And then the angry Latina is a shouting at him.
Big runs, man.
What the fuck?
Pro Gamer.
God gives his pro gamer.
Flatulence, the kind of story. Oh no, where did they call you? Choke dog. That's it. Choke.
That's a good title. Part of the choke. Part of the choke, the kind of story.
The dog that choked. The dog that choked. The dog that choked.
Choke dog. Yeah, it could work. I'm going to press this. Charging this all day, plus the big batteries only 86.
So I don't know if the extended battery is fast charged in the actual unit is itself
No, but it's fully charged though
Because this is USB-A and USB-C, but if you put the USB-C straight into that, that will charge faster
Oh, I see
Oh, I mean, I'm going to agree it's an emergency, but that's fine, so we keep swapping
You could, yeah, yeah, so it'll charge, but what we could do
There's a lot of handiwork chairs
This is what stops the effing
It's like the film Alien, right?
Yeah, it is
With the screw it all over the walls
They were for the alien action to keep it in place
Alien
Because that was what was causing all of us
Mm-hmm
Like, and we haven't had any afs today, we don't want them to jinx it, but I'm telling you, they've cleared it with the glue.
Stop! Don't stop! Stop it!
That's all what it was, the little adjustments of the USB-C was constantly causing issues.
So hopefully, it should be the second one with them at least another day.
Until the rain.
Until the rain, well the rain is another problem.
I mean, we've got a different camera for that, and hopefully that'll work, we haven't had to test it.
We don't know if it works.
But I think it does, I tried it out, I hope it works.
I found ready always they are on our way
Did you buy anything?
Yeah
It's the worst part.
I hate, there's always like a reel where it's like,
British people, Dennis, it's food.
And it's like, what do you want on your jacket?
Okay, I'll have some.
I'll have some beans out.
And it's like, Victorian and fucking.
But what's, I don't understand that,
because then Americans eat like,
and it's always Americans with clowns,
because they're like,
because they want someone to clown on.
But they have like, good things up there.
Well there's, what do you have?
Philadelphia cheese.
We have Spang as a mash.
Philadelphia cheese.
Spang as a mash.
Yeah.
Oh, she's fine.
We've been in England for like three months.
She's fine.
You're surviving on Mayfalling Town?
As it crashed the first day, 82,444,000.
Thank you so much everyone, legends.
Everyone is ready to get down. We didn't get to go to Terra Mountain.
We did have a lovely old town at our house.
We had some beautiful scenery at the start of the day.
We saw some tuna getting published in the face.
That was pretty cool.
Is it over?
Shouting out by girls?
Hmm?
Shouting out by girls?
Oh yeah the girls could sweeten us.
We're not finishing now are we?
It's all response you'd expect from anyone seeing Paula for the first time.
What?
I don't even feel like my body.
There's no way.
It's such a...
There's no way.
It's a sinking, jump scare, mate.
They all turned around like that.
You think they saw Penny while?
What's your name?
I think it's Annette.
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
I was going to say, oh, wait, what?
That's the reaction.
Hey, can I talk to you?
Ah!
We've got more donations to get.
Ann, we get to hear Miles sing a beautiful song.
Oh, myself.
What do you want to hear?
Really?
What did you see?
Um, I'd like to start at the end, I imagine.
What's the end?
We'll sit in the van and we'll listen to the water.
What hours have been done?
Sit down, no one. Shall we?
That was been a...
That was a very reluctant hour.
That was been a...
Let's have a look at this one.
How is it?
How is it?
It often rains.
Cold water was your work, Nick?
It's Australian rascals.
Keto friendly.
They're dead.
a new tropic
get him bedded
i think it's like the uh... what you call it
different types of uh...
no
buckle up bucker root
smells alright
that's the good shit
I was gonna...
You got caffeine in the stomach?
Yeah.
I was gonna...
Oh, no, that's actually probably the flavor.
I was gonna...
It's gonna be very, very strong.
I was gonna...
Yeah, it was very, very strong.
It's too strong.
I was gonna...
It's very strong.
Yeah, I know. It's really...
She's like sniffer.
She feels it.
You're pretty used to sniff that.
Do you want me to grab it?
Oh no! Me, me, me, me!
That's a good gun. You'll have someone to get that.
We're gonna come for you.
Yes, sir.
What's your flavor?
I don't have a flavor.
I do want a banana flavor.
Ew!
Oh my God. What the fuck?
Ew, no!
I want a banana flavor.
I get a mix.
No, you've got to get caffeine.
Okay, well you can have the caffeine.
You hear us like 18 espresso's a day.
It's actually traffic.
You can talk.
No.
Okay, I only drink coffee.
He drinks these Tully coffees things, and inside of them is 200 milligrams of caffeine
in one can.
Yeah, but it's good.
And how many do you drink a day?
Plus coffees.
It's probably like 600 to 700 milligrams of caffeine.
That's a normal human memory.
Now the American FDA thinks you should have 500 milligrams of no more, no less.
No more. No more.
Do you not have more than 500 milligrams of caffeine?
I'm going to have 5,000 milligrams of caffeine.
I think it's 200. I think it's 400. It's 400.
The American FDA believes 400 milligrams is the limit to what you should have daily.
Please, I'm sorry, you're doubling.
One sniff and fucking game of sorts.
One sniff, we'll get you all your niggas in the day.
Game of sorts, what you just actually done?
Every cut sold, two dollars of that cut will go to all this change.
Well, I think it's two dollars on top of that.
But right by game of sorts, so thank you game of sorts.
It's a monster into that, it's been already fun.
And it's been awesome having a spot to the streets.
After that, are you ready?
Mr. Braunt.
After that, are you ready?
I'm Paul Semserva. Let's go on this depressing road. Depression. It's quite busy isn't it?
Where's the stopping? Oh I don't know. The station. I don't know what's on the scene.
They do look a little bit, so I'm going to try and show you.
It's not going to be a good one now.
I'm stretched, boys. I'm stretched.
Cheeky little 15k to go.
Oh.
Okay, no cars.
Alright, boys, don't leave me.
Morning.
see-boom
alright
i don't want to fight a lady
i don't think
i think i might
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, you be the star
I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you
But I can't reach you
The future I can't reach
Oh, you be the star
It's not a dream, it's not a dream
Even if it's far away, I'm still looking for you
I
I
Know
Joey the not an in man because guga gargababy needs an e bike
No
Convince her emotionally. Oh my god. He doesn't know does he?
Oh shit.
What the...
I don't think that's any way we got a $30,000 donation.
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
Oh my shit!
There's no way.
There is no way.
Oh my God!
No fucking way
You got to be fucking kidding me
What is that real?
It's long wolf
Oh my god
Wow
Yeah
The giga-trab
I
Don't know
How is that even possible the legend bro the legend
Jesus
Holy fuck.
Oh my god. I have no words.
I have no words.
Oh my god.
That is insane.
Holy shit. What the fuck?
Holy fuck. Please get that on your taxi seat.
So you don't have to make acts on that.
My God.
I hope you don't.
Guys, we crushed the first day.
Holy shit.
$30,000.
Huh?
Boop.
Dude, that's going to like
help a lot of people.
That's crazy.
thank you dude that is an insane amount lone wolf has been a very generous
supporter across all cycle plants often dropping thousand dollars but never with
a donation like that that is shocking our first time cracking 100 cam the
birthday. That was wonderful.
But I realize
Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow
Nobody's promising more
So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night
Like it's the last night
If the world was ending like what I've been did
To you
If the party was over, and I'd have a mess with you
I'm gonna hold you for a while
And fly with the star, it's the world's end
And I wanna be there to you
Oh, lost, lost in the words that we speak
I don't even wanna do this anymore
You already know what you need to be
And all of the only ones who were fighting for
Wherever you go, that's where I'll follow
Nobody's promised more love
So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night
Like it's the last night
If the world was ending
I'd wanna be next to you
If the party was over
And our time on earth was true
I'd wanna hold you just for a while
And I would smile if the world was dead
And I'd wanna be next to you
Right next to you
Next to you
Right next to you
If the world was ending like what I've been net
To you, if the party was over
And our time on Earth was true
I'd wanna hold you just for a while
And now it'll stop
It's the world that turns
I wanna be next to you
It's the world that turns
I wanna be next to you
Ooooooo
Hey!
Get away from me!
Yeah, how ya be?
Little sad, I can't catch the end of the cycle
Hey, do you know where it's located?
A little sad.
What?
I don't know if you want to, but I think you'll get a little badge.
Well, I think it's broken right now.
The badge is broken. It's broken.
How are the lads?
Thank you, you dirty lad.
What have you done, wow?
Meow! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!
Nice big open road.
It's broken, no.
Meow?
Yeah, I've really enjoyed this stress.
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Well, we are going to be in bad territory in a bit.
Meow!
Is this bad territory?
Really?
Do your best, pal.
Bear!
Well done.
What?
I'm sorry.
They're going to be around bears?
They're not going to be around bears.
We've never seen a bear on any of our travels.
Perhaps it'll be this day
Right now a bear will actually
Looking forward to the next couple of days watching you guys, but rest in peace my free time
I will cycle very very hard and
pray
Madrugadas llenas de hambre
Sigue and andando, y nadie yando un mundo
Toma y sigue cambiando, y nadie yando un mundo
Toma y sigue cambiando, dos orquitas
Paran en viento, mientras se abrazan
Un sentimiento, sigue en cruciendo
I don't know when to look for a drink
Time keeps changing, maybe to talk
And time keeps changing
There are little holes
I can't stand it anymore
We have to grow, start and return
So you'll keep going, you'll have miracles
¡Viene que saliras!
Hay que partir y construir su propio futuro
Hay orgullo
No se aguanten más
Hay que crecer aparte y volver
Hacia adelante seguirás
¡Viene que ir a dos!
¡Viene que saliras!
Hay que partir y construir su propio futuro
There's only a little bit left to do
In the world that's still changing
You're holding your walls
There comes our miracle
There are butterflies
They can't hold on anymore
There's no need to grow to see you again
They'll keep moving forward
And those are miracles
I trust you and you will come out
You have to fly, you have to buy
Your own future
Oh, butterflies
Don't be afraid anymore
You have to grow up, you have to go
You will come out
And those are miracles
I trust you and you will come out
You have to fly, you have to buy
your own future
there are things
we can't tell each other
we don't have to believe in each other
move forward, you will continue
and you will be miracles
changing your personality
we have to find our own future
Oh, let's get it, boys.
Carajo coño.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
It's a stunning day, lads.
What an absolutely beautiful day.
Here in Almoly.
Almoly.
And now we're going into Yokohama Town, which is a small town on the way.
Not too much going on in this town, but that's the show on the cycle.
If you just go across and go to all these towns, you pretty much never stop at or check out, right?
That should be the space for the clown.
Can I have a look around?
Uh, where are you going to have a look around?
In a mall?
One more car's on this road, but luckily it's recently wise.
I've got all the cars, I've got all the cars.
Now there was a 4F150, we'd be in trouble.
We'd be in trouble.
Fuck.
Oh, see, but what if...
Damn, I think they look so cool.
I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here.
I can't breathe, I can't breathe
The rain is falling down, I can't sleep
If I were to live in this world
What kind of flower should I have?
I want to know
Shishida desu ni
Muya suremu imu na kizuka
Sorege mo kokoro ga nakatta
Hachi e oikutsu ko e ga kikoeru
Mugen de mu ga onashita ga
Sorege mo doko ga dekutsu kara
Masai totsu, tatai totsu no
I don't know what to do with this world.
I don't know what to do with this world.
If you want to see it,
you have to find it.
Even so, you have the same freedom as me.
But still, you screamed.
You were so cruel.
You were so cruel.
You were so cruel.
But still, you looked for it once more.
a-Sai-dosh, a-Sai-dosh-no
a-Sai-dori, a-Sai-dori-no
wa-tachi wa kogo
Oh, that's what I learned so far from it.
Thanks.
Oh, thank you.
That was a great interview.
That's what I learned so far.
Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark
You're welcome
Why is bone what the fuck
Why is boom thanks for five gifts and subs why is boom?
Why is boom?
Hello
Why is boom?
Oh my god, why is Boone again? Thank you for 550 subs, why is Boone?
Michael!
Thank you, why is Boone? Thank you!
That guy was going, that guy that was passing the law said the failure, otherwise he's going back.
Oh man, look at that.
Well, I still need to do three more songs.
Thank you for all the massive donations that is actually insane.
Wait, I'm just kidding, not three, it's four now.
However you do this, I'm like, you know, if we raise any amount, like, you know, like the first one we raised 300, that was shot.
300 that was shocking the first time right if we raise like why is
boom they were the time gift itself what the fuck thank you oh my goodness
thank you
you know I never take any of the next but when is boom
This is not the lyrics, this isn't even the karaoke.
Give me the karaoke, bitch!
Where's my fucking karaoke?
Keep it going, boys.
Listen, give me karaoke.
Oh, I found it.
Yeah!
Thank you so much for providing different songs on the low stage and for providing different songs.
Of the place I know so well
Sifting through the system
For the peace that knows my name
And there's me and listen
In the master game
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my healthy world
And it's for those who face junk
So where to come and through
I'm riding on the space jump, and it's bringing me to you, and bringing me to you, ooh, ooh
Through the convention, through the serenity beyond
Dream and lead attention, and the sub-accompaniment long
She that skids within me, and the spirit drives me on
Searching for an answer
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my holy world
It is full of space junk
What's it getting through?
I'm riding on space junk
And it's bringing me to you
It's bringing me to you
It's bringing me to you
Yeah, it's bringing me to you
On the space jumps
What am I to do?
I'm riding on the space jump
And it's bringing me to you
My head is full of space junk But don't worry to get it through
I'm riding on the space junk It's bringing me to you
It's bringing me to you.
Let's bring me to you.
Oh, it's bringing me to you.
Yeah.
I like this one.
Did he hit on me?
It was on my imagination.
Just my imagination, bruh.
I
I
I
I
I
I
The wind is blowing as it is cooling down.
I'm looking at the tomorrow,
looking at the future.
I'm looking at the future,
looking at the future.
I'm looking at the future,
looking at the future.
I'm already sleeping in the middle of the night
I'm so thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty
Oh, Arinaga
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
I want to know how happy I am
Everything that shines on me
Is the only thing I know
I want to know how sad I am
I want to know how sad I am
友の代わり スカード 人生も悪すはない 時に出る
終わるなら
I didn't even buy the mic.
The wire!
The wire! Oh no!
When I touch the wire, it like, meets the mic.
like the mic connection it's not the cable it's like literally the cable of the
my it's like it's like uh i'm using an sm7b it's that tiny cable on the side that's it that's when
you know it's dying i shouldn't switch i got another mic but it didn't but i was gonna use it for
like recording recording because i was making like a tiny studio in my closet
Yeah, but the Newman's not for me! It's for the closets. I guess I can use it in case of an emergency.
I want you guys, very inspiring, and you guys make me push a lot of them away.
Did you know that apparently we eat the second most tacos after Mexico, and we eat the second
most comics after Japan?
Fun facts.
Fun facts.
I'm really fucking into these facts.
Show up, we'll be ready.
That's impressive.
because it gets better so guys it's important
let's go bro two more songs
I
I know it's your little seed, my little girl.
I know it's your little seed, my little girl.
That's why my little girl,
I'll always call her,
beautiful.
Isla del Caribe
Isla del Caribe
Por Inquil
Preciosa te llaman las olas que más te bañan
Preciosa por ser un encanto
No importa el tirano te trate con un gran maldad, preciosas serás sin banderas, sin
And now my glory
Oh, beautiful, beautiful
They call you the children of the free world
Beautiful, they call you the beard
And so, so much history
No importa el mirado que trate con mi amada
Preciosa será sin bandera ni clara miloria
Oh, precious, precious, the love of my life
of my life
Oh, how beautiful it is, the flutters
In my heart is all that is in my heart
And while the past is time, it rises again my love
Why now that I have found you, why now that I have found you
Why now that I have found you, why now that I have found you
Why do I understand now?
Why do I understand now?
Even if it happens, what happens?
I will be Puerto Riquella
I will be Puerto Riquella
Wherever you go
Why do I take it to the blood
For the heritage of my parents
And with your reply
Yo te quiero, Puerto Riso
Yo te quiero, Puerto Riso
Por eso que ven a ser hoy
Dedicarles el canto
Hacen noble y barito la paz
I love you, Puerto Rico!
I love you, Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico!
Wow.
We are so cool.
We did it.
Being Latina.
$117,000 raised.
So far.
We are so Puerto Rico.
Tomorrow's guess will double it. Oh, you know who it is channel. We get to hundred and twenty
Keep it up. I look forward to cycles on every year
Yeah, very ominous art man, you're gonna go there tonight
There once was a big lad named Chris whose huge cake was hard to miss he hops on his bike
Oh, what a sight. There's no
Oh, what a sight
Is it true Chris?
Oh my God, I thought he was missing Generals.
So the history of Mausie hitting her goals on day one continues.
One day, she will stop underestimating how much the precious family loves her.
And I learned how to get along and so you're back
Fall out of place
I just walked in and found you here
With steps that looked on your face
I should have changed that stupid love
I should have made you leave the scene
If I'd have known this for one second
You'd be back to bother me
Go walk out the door
Walk out the door
Just get around now
Cause you're not welcome anymore
One to the one who tried to hurt me was survived
If you think that's fun, well, if you think I'm laid out and die
Oh no, not all!
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
And I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
And I will survive
I will survive
Hey, hey!
I will
It's only you
We always
Stay by their every day
It's the public I had
Not the pharmacist
Trying to mend the broken pieces
Of my broken heart
And I spent so many nights
Just being sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me, somebody new
I'm not that kind of little person, still in love with you
And so you fell like a banana and just dragged me through the free
Well now I'm saving all my lovin' for some fun
I'd rather be the one I bought
Walk out the door, stick through the roundabout
There's no one I'd welcome anymore
Went to the one who tried to break me
Waking up, did you think that's for more?
Did you think I made it and died?
Oh no, no, ah!
I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
And I've got all my life to live
And I've got all my love to give
And I will survive
I will survive
Hey!
Go on!
Go on now, go!
Walk out the door, just turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Once you're in the world, you've got to break me with somebody
You think that's a move, you think that's a lay down and die
Oh no, no, no
I will survive
Oh, as long as I know I love, I know I'll stay alive
And I'm not all my life to live
And I'm not all my love to give
And I will survive
I will survive!
I will survive!
Oh no!
Hey! We did it!
Array!
Suggestion, use the Newman mic for now till you have a replacement for the Borken mic.
Maybe.
This is such a pain in the ass to move.
There's such a pain in the ass to move, guys.
Such a pain in the ass to move.
I can't hear that song without thinking of the Alien song version in media share on
the discord for a good laugh.
It's closed! What the fuck today? What is today, bro? Everything's closed today. Oh, well, it is Sunday.
Oh, it's sliding.
Yeah.
Oh, he's dumb.
No, no, no.
It's not that he's closed, he's just dumb.
What?
Can I have a minute and feel a bit of a move?
Is that your massive brushing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's strange.
Oh that's strange at these days.
Obviously.
We are not that much of a tractor.
We're all here.
What is going on over here?
What is this?
A chasm.
What the fuck?
It doesn't do that noise like the last one though.
It's Easter Day. The whole world celebrates Easter. The day that rabbits poop out eggs.
Everybody's pooping out eggs today. Poop out an egg today for your Easter holiday.
They're taking another break.
No, I think they're done, which I didn't mean to stay on this whole time.
I was gonna run away, but I think it's too late now.
Too late to run away.
What the fuck?
It's a get out.
That's what's encouraging his hands up.
No, we're just saying about the socks.
Yeah.
Just the number of socks.
Very small line.
Let me...
Let me...
I was taking all the trains running.
Here's to help the fire whip today.
Come by.
Really good 1000 dollars.
Capitan baby.
He was making my basket for a military uniform?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Blue tears Maximus.
Oh fuck.
Magic stuff.
We are the kids.
Blue tears fucked up Prince.
Oh no.
Wasn't this cool?
Hello?
This is not a fucking massive forest, no.
Nice.
Are you ready to sing?
No.
Are you in front of me?
I'm in front.
Come with me.
We're ready.
No.
I'm ready.
We're ready.
Die.
I don't know what it's about.
I'm in the dark.
I'm in the dark.
I'm in the dark.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You've got a voice on Twitter.
What?
I don't... do... do not...
You're right.
So I'm gonna be a big, it's gonna crash.
What is...
What is...
What is...
What is...
What is...
Can you stay out of your part with me?
Well, I bought this like two days ago. Why is it so bad?
Why is it so bad?
I just want to stop doing it like that.
Very nice. I need water.
I don't have to do it with them. Something like that.
Just suck it.
Oh my god.
Somebody like watch a little bit of this.
Just make a contest.
Uh...
I don't know how this is gonna work.
Wait, what's this one?
Oh, that sounds fun.
I don't know this song.
I'm just gonna be honest.
I've only watched this movie like once in my life.
Just wing it. It's simple.
Don't why you gasp it's a prize
What? Are you kidding me?
I just don't know it!
Uhhh...
What's the little sound is that?
What?
What's that little like...
A little music?
That's a music?
Where's the boy?
Okay, go ahead.
So go ahead and pull the envelope out of there.
What?
What?
What do you mean?
You want to hear me sing?
I do, I do. Go!
Well...
I'm gonna wait.
What's the long news?
The music is playing and it's not my time to sing yet.
Ha!
Uh...
Uh...
Tch.
Look, everybody's watching me.
Hey, Kaleesh.
Oh, uh, hold your breath.
Uh, make a wish.
Sounds a three.
Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination
People look and you'll see imagination
Uh...
Uh oh...
No...
We can't...
We can't stand...
Traveling...
In the world of my dreams...
We'll see...
We'll be...
By...
Affonation...
Oh my god...
This is so strange...
This is so strange...
If you want to be a parasite, send results around and deal with anything you want to do, baby.
Want to take the world?
Uh, there's nothing to it?
I guess.
What a strange song.
This song is so weird.
It's a musical.
It's a musical.
It's so disjointed.
It's something I've been loving this past.
What do you want?
There is no life I know
to compare with your imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
I guess
What a weird song!
Is he crazy in the movie?
Yeah, is is he?
Oh yeah, he is crazy!
He's pretty weird
I feel like I'm disappointing everybody
Oh, your muscle mass is huge
You guys always make me sing songs that I don't know
You're gonna learn more songs?
This- look at this guy selling- telling me you gotta learn more songs when I know like
200 songs.
Eat my ass.
I don't hear my dimension.
If you want to be paradise, simply look around and be with anything you want to
do it.
If you want to be in paradise, simply look around and be with anything you want to do with...
...want to teach the world.
There's nothing to it.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Uh...
There's another instrumental break?!
Holy shit!
What's wrong with that?!
He's around. He needs to be whimsical.
He has whimsical breaks.
There is no life I know to compare with peers' imagination.
Oh my god.
Living there, you'll be free.
If you prove me with Sulu.
Well this song is science.
I like this song.
Feel the world of imagination.
You really like this song, don't you?
No, I really like the scene with Augustus, please.
You're welcome.
Augustus, don't drink the chocolate.
You're welcome. I'm glad I could make you happy.
I feel like I'm back to the 70s.
It was wonderful.
70s were you even alive back then?
And Chris was yeah, he was 20. Yeah
Well, thank you, thank you for blessing us and thank you for motivating
That's pretty good. What's the next song?
Okay
Well, we got a lot of stream now, thank you for ending the day perfectly for us
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
Yes, we'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Come on, honey.
Come on, honey.
Bro.
That is what a strange song.
That's good.
That made the cycle worthwhile.
That was...
Pied.
What? Shut the fuck up! That was not perfect! That was terrible! What's wrong with people?
I wish it was just for the first time.
You have a head concussion?
Are you mental?
Are you fucking mental? Are you mental, brother?
Oh, fine. Thank you for the raise. Help yourself, please.
It's done, you know. It's over. That's it.
No more. No more.
Come on.
What do you find up to my accent, you know?
Ah!
Are they gonna, you know, try to fade us?
Just one more.
Crazy for you not thinking it's perfect?
What?
Get in green, you know.
Yeah, yeah, it's in green, you know.
It's all good.
It's my job.
It's really going extremely well.
It's so disjointed.
What a weird sound.
I do not like it.
On the first day,
smashing that old record of 76.
I do not like it
Tell him tell him tell him
Tomorrow is the day
I guess tomorrow I have to be here because I need to force this man to say
He's very easy to recognize and he's like the first tweet is
I think I see Shlan Q in the second one tweet is
I met him and he looks like Hagrid because he's like three times the size of the person
and he's like why do I look so big?
He's not gonna wanna dwell on me but here's me singing imagination from Willy Wonka, that's for sure
Don't ever get trapped and you can, you know, dan us up to go there, get a cup, get a merch, get a book, get the e-sign
That's for fucking sure
Get the bar, watch us, hurry up to get to your man, get some more, get to some to get a funny moment, there's loads of stuff.
There's a lot more to stay for today.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
I'm going to let Ray talk about a match.
I'm not happy with this flat man having the e-bike tomorrow.
I'm going to stand in front of him.
That means we can come after with him.
Okay, we'll come after.
Right guys, we'll leave you in the middle of the match.
Just action.
Time for a go.
See you tomorrow.
Oh I can't fucking stand up.
Oh my God it was it was it was go it was go it was oh my god it was it was terrible it was terrible you saw me repeat over and over again
Oh god, oh Jesus.
Horrifying.
Get me out of this thing.
That was horrendous.
Hello CWBA, thank you so much for the raid.
Hello everybody, my name is Iron Mouse.
uh, your cringe demon gremlin piece of shit
you probably don't know who I am
I'm just a small vtuber I just started about maybe a few months ago
I'm a brand new vtuber
this is one of my first streams
I'm so nervous
I've never once been on a street
pfft, what am I talking about?
our new thing
I'm a new VTuber, my name is Iron Mouth.
What if I one day I just come on and I'm like, guys, I'm rebranding.
I disappear for like five months, I come back and I'm a totally different VTuber with
a new name and everything.
And my main colors are like, I don't know, piss yellow or some shit.
Yellow and brown.
I'm a Honey Bee Bear VTuber or some shit, I don't know, I'm, I'm, I'm, roll with me.
I'm a bear B VTuber or some sort of shit there, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm a bear B VTuber, a half bear half B.
Cause you have to be two things, you can't just be one thing.
I'm half cat, half vampire, half werewolf.
My eyes change color depending on my mood.
I also have half fairy, half mermain.
So I'm a half bear, half bee.
I'm a bee bear, bear bee.
And my Vtuber name will be...
Cutie Kuma!
What if it's Cutie Honey Kuma?
Hi! My name is Cutie Honey Kuma!
Holy shit, a bumble bear?
Why are you like this?
April Fools, guys!
That's gonna be my April Fools next year.
I'm gonna debut as Cutie Honey Kuma.
But it's gonna be spelled like the Winnie the Pooh way.
The Winnie the Pooh spells honey, H-U-N-N-I.
Kiyori...Honey...Puma.
I'm a bumble bear.
I'm gonna throw up.
Honey, come up!
Honey the poop!
FUCK YOU!
I don't know who you are, but I'm gonna get you if you have me!
Shut the fuck up!
I'm gonna lose a damn shit!
I'm gonna see!
That scared the shit out of me.
That scared the shit out of me.
That scared me!
Fuck!
That timing, bro!
The cyclotone was so good for the-
It was actually I'm kind of sad because it ended kind of fast
I'm not going crazy. I'm not crazy. I feel like avoid crazy. I feel like it usually lasts longer than this
Sad sad calm
Sad drooping breast calm
Um, that's the name of my website.
Why don't you try it?
It's not the name of my website.
I don't have a website, but if I did, it wouldn't be that.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Guys, I took my medicine.
It's like my brain is milking.
I'm sorry.
You're going to hear some weird stuff.
You're going to hear some weird stuff, bro.
The Zoot. The Zoot is here bro. The Zoot?
Really? We can't tell? What the fuck?
Tomorrow?
Bro, tomorrow. How many songs do you think we're gonna sing tomorrow?
Here's how this is gonna work, okay? Tomorrow I definitely cannot stay on too long
because I have to record music. Like, it's not a joke.
I know why Rob was here. He was checking on me.
I'ma get on that, don't worry.
While I was checking up on me, that's why he came, that's why he came by.
At a clock.
Dreaming.
When?
We will still be keeping the song, the song.
The songs are still going to be counted so even if I'm not streaming, we will count each five so that when the next time I am streaming I will sing the rest of the songs that I owe you.
Okuei
Quasong
Quasong
The usual procedure.
but tomorrow I'll be I'll be on more tomorrow and by that I mean today because
I have to try to convince this dude to sing with me that's the that's the
mission of tomorrow the mission for tomorrow is to convince this guy to sing
for me to sing with me
Ow, fuck!
Convincing the guest to sing with me.
Uh...
I feel like I was gonna tell you something and I forgot.
Fuck.
I don't remember what else I was gonna say.
Mutant chops?
What am I a mutton chop?
The only way you could get away with that is if you used a voice changer, wouldn't that
be ironic?
What?
Wait a minute.
Oh yeah, that's true.
I would have to use a voice changer.
So they'd be more standard.
Rebrand is the Cupid Mayo baby.
Cupid Mayo?
Cupid Mayo?
You pie, ma'am.
You are top-notch.
Hey, Mousy. I met a woman at the bar and asked to take her home.
She said I'm on my menstrual cycle. I said, that's okay. I'll follow you on my Honda.
Damn.
I've never had somebody this straight up be like I am on my menstrual cycle every time
I hear menstrual cycle I think of that that movie with that guy and he's like the bears
Here's a small demonstration.
I'm not going crazy.
average mechie stream yes tomorrow I won't I won't be on his lawn tomorrow
Because tomorrow I have to do music, so...
I have to do music, so...
Moosh again.
Hey, where's my... where's my cyclodon badge?
What's giving me my cyclodon badge now?
Give it to me!
Mouse in a Biky Bo-Wayne?
Dig deep and donate for the menstrual cyclathon.
What the fuck?
I just realized what you said, you freak.
menstrual cycle done
Pete?
Pete? Is Pete here?
Peter!
Oh my god, Pete. How you doing, buddy?
I had so much fun yesterday.
Yeah, give me my fucking badge. I had so much fun playing Star Do Bailey.
horse what about a horseathon would you watch if they were on horses
I'm not done.
Feedball run.
Can you, can you ride a horse too much?
Like, can you ride a horse too much?
Like, horses need breaks.
I can't just like ride horses forever.
Like how long, how long before a horse has to take a break?
How much horsepower is that?
They will kick you off.
They will?
You can exhaust the horse, they have to train for long distance too.
Galloping in the streets of Doga is going to be us, we're going to gallop.
I just want to know what's the limit a horse can walk before it needs to take a break.
And how long does the break have to be?
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The rider becomes one of the horse are you telling me to get fused?
Are you telling me to get fused with the horse are you going to become a centaur?
Boon's been on that slob right- Bro, what? Don't stalk a wasteland bite slob! That game
looks so good, I got it! That game looks like so much fun, wasteland bites. I hate Nani.
According to Greek mythology, Kieron was a half human, half horse doctor. This made
him the sento for disease control.
Game downloaded.
You heard that?
How you doing?
You didn't hear anything.
We're gonna play Crown of Lust.
weird porno game they're coming out and they always like they're like super popular on the steam page
And we gotta play brown dust we cannot play brown dust two on stream
We will get banned
Absolutely banned I
Wonder why
I'll tell you why you know why because a girl pulls something out of her butt
But we can't do that.
The vacation will be large.
We shall have a large vacation.
If you haven't heard of Brown Dust 2,
I don't know what to tell you.
Make her put it back in.
I don't think she wants to put it back in.
It has a Twitch category you fucking lie.
Are you serious?
What the fuck?
How?
How does it have a category?
What?
Who is going to play that?
On stream you can't, you can barely show the game.
It can't be played, you cannot play that on stream bro.
There is no way you can't.
Oh my god.
Just because it has a category that doesn't mean that it's allowed.
There's only one way to find out, bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
We haven't tried hard enough.
Where you guys are soundfucking?
I cannot.
I can't.
I'm pretty sure there's multiple time-on-in Asagi games with the category No.
What?
Not time-on-in!
Oh my god that whole shit is crazy.
Is that a steamroller or a sensor mode?
I don't think it does.
I don't think it does.
That's the thing.
I don't think it does.
I just don't think it does.
I found a game called Drill in Delve.
And it's about you're a person trapped inside of a mine and you have to use all your stuff,
you have to use all your tools to dig yourself out of the mine.
How do you find these games bro, don't ask.
But I was like oh my god it says manage your oxygen and equipment and cover the dark
mystery buried deep within the mind. I'm like, you want me to dig my way out and get
treasures while I'm digging my way out? And there's a mystery? Don't mind if I fucking do.
Don't mind if I- Do you know how many games I have about holes?
about digging holes and shit that one well that one I'm digging out of a hole
this one I have another game where I'm digging in digging in I got cozy holes
we have that game about digging a hole
Wait, I think we beat that game.
I have too many games about holes, okay?
Does that tell you something, mommy?
Just bury me and bury me.
Throw me in the trash.
Baby, and throw me the dragon bro.
You are a holy person, holy.
In 500 years when Iron Mouse streams are all that remains of humanity, they will know we
were all grimo-lins, pizza for all.
Iron Mouse, aloe, Iron Mouse, R-E-E-E-E.
ar-re-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
AR-RI-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y!
You cherry squeaking?
Uh oh, that's me.
I took a bite out of your cherry.
excuse me also game rolls that whole game though i think about that i want to play it
with it these days i definitely want to play it soon the whole game
yeah the whole game where i'm digging myself out of the ground i need to play it
It's just that need, that inner need and desire that you have to dig a hole, don't you get that sometimes you just want to dig?
Sometimes you just want to dig bro.
Sometimes you just want to fucking dig.
I wonder if there's a Shia LaBuff holes game.
I swear I saw a YouTube video about holes recently and I don't remember what it was about
I just remember it was about the movie. I think it was like that the movie was supposed to be different or some shit
But I don't remember the video
Don't fucking remember
The mouse yearns for the hole.
What?
That was a weird take on the movie.
Oh.
You guys are very excited about tomorrow, like with on day 2.
You're gonna blink and it's already gonna be over.
What are you gonna do then?
Cry?
You gonna cry?
What is a mouse without a hole? A hole is mouse.
What the fuck?
Wait till we watch it.
Oh, you're gonna re-watch it again.
I know day one is already over.
And the end is faster than we wanted to
because we couldn't go to hell.
Balls.
Did anybody get a bangle today?
I didn't.
That bingo card was hard today. I did not get a bingo today.
I didn't get one. I didn't get one. I'm gonna end. Thank you so much for the raid. I'll get a great stream day for the raid though.
Thanks for the raid. We sang 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 songs today.
18 songs. Good job. Good job, bros.
Good job bros, not for you bros.
Yeah that 30k donor was crazy, what the fuck?
Lone Wolf, you mad lad, giga-ched.
That was insane.
Absolutely insane.
I would say verify it if it wasn't all wolfs they there have been there have been like
random people that have donated insane amounts before, in the past, where it's just like...
So shout out to Low Wolf! Here's a goat. Here's a goat, Low Wolf.
I've donated, I've donated anonymously a few times too, because I didn't want people to know it was me.
I don't want people to say anything
Why are you looking at me like that?
I will think every anonymous is you it's not every anonymous is not me
I
Where anonymous is not mean well
You can prove it was your name QT kuma or something what the fuck
It's cutie honey kuma. That's my new retuba name. That's my new retuba name. Shut up.
That's my new retuba name. Okay, I want to hear it.
oh my god my fucking I don't know what's going on with like uh what is going on my brother
He keeps fucking dying and I don't understand why.
What is up with that shit?
I don't have 2K tabs open bro.
I don't.
I don't have two K-tabs open that I do not have I don't have that open no I don't
only 3k tap of breath
get off me back
I don't have 3k dives open
maybe 5k tap don't get it
only if you can
hi candy
hi candlely
Hello, Pandoli! Hello, Pandoli! Hello!
I'm not making a shit! What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Is there any chance I can steal a flying horned demon on the right?
Oh, you mean Sigma?
This is Ligma and Sigma.
Ligma and Sigma.
You can have Ligma and Sigma.
They're my little assholes.
There's boys.
What is legma, legma balls?
my balls. These two little assholes. Do you have balls? Yeah, and they're bigger than
yours. Yes and they're bigger than yours.
Yeah, they are.
Ah-ha, ah-ha.
Yeah, they are.
Ah-ha.
Jealous?
Are you jealous?
Sounds like you're jealous.
Jealous of my balls.
I can't stop thinking about that whole game.
Is that bad?
I just can't stop thinking about it.
Once I fall into holes, I can't commit to playing games.
I really should be going and doing work.
I really should be doing work, but like,
what if I just like checked it out for like five minutes?
What if I just check it out for like five minutes?
And we just look at it and then,
you know, we just look at it really quick.
And we just see if it's good.
What if we just, we just look at it for five minutes,
we see if it's good.
If it's bad, we throw it in the trash.
Yeah, it's 5 minutes though. It's just 5 minutes before.
It's just 5 minutes. What's 5 minutes between friends?
Come on, start the clock. I'm just kidding. Don't start the clock. For ten nights, start
the clock. Why do I look like it?
I
Look I do I was just gonna say that I look like a suppository
Well, you know I'm in a fucking ball
It all started with an idea.
We're shaping tomorrow, carving the future at every step.
Our journey is one of constant exploration, bringing safety and comfort to your home.
Each year we push the boundaries of what's possible, driving humanity toward a brighter future.
This is more than progress. This is the beginning of a new story.
Not in need of jet fuel for the day.
Those who know mining to its core.
We are true and stealth.
Is that the name of the company?
Is that the company name?
What the fuck?
Wait, ready for this new job?
Yeah, ready to shape tomorrow.
Something tells me I'm not shaping tomorrow at all.
I don't think I'm shaping tomorrow I don't remember going down the line
I don't know what I am I need to shut it off
I need to shut it off Uh oh somebody's dead right there
Fuck
Is there well, I can't
Well
Who that feels better
The oxygen level is really low. I should be able to find ice around here to refill it. I need ice to refill it
Oh, I'm gonna fucking die.
Is he gonna read it to me?
It was an explosion. It knocked me over hard. I can't feel my legs anymore.
Minus 13's lying a few meters away. He's not moving. I think we're rockin' off.
What?
Pretty sure he's gone. I don't know what happened. Everything just went white for a second.
And the radio is useless all I can hear is static
My oxygen is running out now on rock hard the next station's only 25 meters from here
If the gallery hadn't collapsed
Maybe maybe I could have crawled there
I don't know might not have made it anyway
Dad it's getting cold
No, I'm scared no dad. No
Okay, wait a minute. How come this is all I
Really need to find a way out of this mine. I'll have to dig my way out
Wait a minute, bro. This game is like fully voice-acted and never make I
Did not expect this I
I honestly did not expect to... is this where the guy died?
Sir!
I won't go far with my bare hands.
I need to find a drill.
Sir, please!
And they put their whole pussy into this game.
Oh shit, oxygen!
Help!
How do I do this?
Okay, that should last for a while.
I'll let the dig more up later though.
Oh my god, I almost died.
Use him to dig, you have to!
Come on friend!
I won't go far with my bare hands.
I need to find a drill.
Hmm, it's stuck.
I'll have to dig it out.
That's better.
I got it.
Better than my bare hands, at least.
I'll try to find a better one later, but this will do for now.
Oh my god, this guy talks so much.
I will drill up to the heavens.
Hey, wait a minute. What else is in here?
I feel like my F-O-V could be a bit more.
What if I put it to 120?
Wait, this is pretty nice.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Walk that was a good five minute game, guys.
Guys, I didn't expect the game to have four voice acting
and a cut scene,
and a guy that's voice acting his pussy off.
And it's not AI!
I don't want to alarm you, but it's been more than five minutes, Mouse.
It has?
That's not 5 minutes, I just started. What do you mean?
I just started. What do you mean?
5 more minutes.
Look at all the stuff I'm finding.
My bag is full.
Well, eat my balls.
Your bag is full.
You mean my bag is full?
My bag is full.
I don't like that. Your bags should never be full.
I'm digging a hole.
I'm digging my way to freedom.
Your bag is full of piss?
Bro, it's gonna be me soon.
I have to pee.
No more room for that.
I can't carry anything else.
What do you mean you can't carry anything else?
Carry more stuff! More stuff! More stuff!
This is the maximum?
Why don't they grab this and bring it with me?
This way.
They don't like me They hate me
My bag is full My bag is full
Can I like... Can I make something?
Can I have a bigger bag?
Is this me?
Where am I going?
I guess I could put it in storage.
It's a simple game about digging a hole.
Just pretend I'm on my way to do your mom.
It's a big journey.
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
okay so i i accidentally hit the ice wall okay my bad i didn't mean to i didn't mean to hit the
ice wall but i really do think that if we go keep going beyond we'll be able to escape into
the other biomes and finally leave this this area of of of our world and we can explore and find
New cool places!
I know we can!
We can! We can find it!
Whoa!
AHH!
What the hell was that?
AHH!
What the fuck? AHH!
Oh god, I don't like that!
I don't like that. I don't like it. I don't like it.
Am I on the moon?
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity. Blah blah blah blah.
Not the ice wall again. You sound like my sister.
What the fuck?
The second five minutes have passed.
Look at the time!
No more room for that.
No room for my balls. In your mouth.
I can't carry anything else.
Well, what's meaning?
What in the world?
Hey, what is this thing?
Whoa, what?
Uh...
Uh...
A D-card?
A bad UX-00013, huh?
Looks like my A-D card.
Let's see. Registered in 2331.
I've been working for a dad for 14 years apparently.
I've been working for a dad for 14 years?
Kurt Reeking? Second.
Oh, damn. I might be really good at this.
How dedicated was I to my job?
Wait, does he not remember anything?
Well, anyway. I wonder who's ranked first, though.
Oh, look at my daddy card. I'm a certified daddy.
I'm a certified daddy.
Certified daddy.
What the fuck is all this?
Certified daddy.
That's me.
Why can't we open this?
What is the point of opening this?
What?
Wait.
What?
Oh, wait.
What?
But like, but like, you know, you know, like, like, I know this is the way, right?
But like, there's a way over there, too.
You know what I mean?
There's no room for that.
So like, what is the real way?
So like, is that like a secret way or something? Like...
I don't wanna see.
We're going up up up to some army!
What the fuck?
The rock does look kinda look like Aga.
Come on, I'm kinda scared.
Never fuckin' mind!
The cross is good. I love the cross of a pixel.
Hey, here we are gonna cross the...
Here we are gonna fix the cross.
Wait, does this go into the crater?
I want to know.
Oh my god, it does.
This is the fucking hole.
No room for that.
A third five minutes have passed.
Mr. President, get down!
Mr. President!
Blue A3, thank you so much for the rain.
What the fuck?
Guys, this is a mystery.
This is a mystery.
This is a mystery!
Thanks for the raid, I hope you had a good stream.
This is a fucking mystery.
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
Full of what, Caca?
Am I in space?
Or am I at Earth?
I can't tell.
I can't fucking tell, bro.
I can't fucking tell.
What the- Where am I?
I think I'm in space.
Oh my god, that reminds me, there's a fucking sim game that's gonna come out, it's not colonoscopy though.
You're like a ENT and you're going through people's ears and shit.
I can't wait. Cat, have a seat in my office. I'm gonna dig your ears.
I'm gonna be at your allergy.
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
WAH!
Oh!
Was that an explosion?
I'll hand you to get out of here quickly, if the whole mind collapses on me.
Oh!
Uuugh!
What?
As you need.
No room for that.
Oh my god, I'm breaking shit.
Help.
One more bar on my radio.
I'm getting closer to the surface.
Hello?
Yeah, one bar might not be enough.
Me, myself and I.
Me, myself and I.
What the fuck?
Okay, how about I end stream when I piss myself?
Yeah! Perfect!
I want to pee myself.
Because I really have to pee.
But I can't put this down.
I'm in the middle of a mystery right now.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
I hope I can go through.
Am I too fat?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
I'm too fat.
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
They're fat ass bro.
My ass is too fat.
What the fuck?
June 6th, 2345
We finally managed to calibrate the radar to the base station's waves.
Miners will now be able to find their way around much more easily.
Really? The camera?
It only had a range of 125 meters, but we're already working on improving the detection distance.
We also realize that it detected waves from the AGB prototypes.
And a colleague was working on them right next door.
We'll have to warn the miners not to follow the wrong signal.
Or they could end up finding cool inventions we haven't released yet.
Wait, I wanna find a cool invention?
wait how come you got a cool suit and my suit is fucking ugly wait what this is another
a hole is this the way that we're supposed to employee of the month number
one 31 oh no I think I'm gonna very politely my pants
Scary.
Scary.
Scary girl, that's me, I'm scared.
Scariest girl in the world.
Niko, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you had a great stream.
What's all this, then?
Cat!
Hello everybody.
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
Cat!
How many cat pictures?
One, two, three, four, five, and stop.
What?
It isn't recharge.
It won't refill much, but it's better than nothing.
My flashlight?
Too bad it's a one-time use.
Oh, I just used them all up.
What doesn't really do a lot?
Hey, get me out of here!
Oh, I see.
I see.
Hello?
Huh, well that's new.
I think Cat 1.
I don't know what it is.
Okay, I'll sync it I guess.
What?
Gravity transmitter
Zero gravity transmitter
I guess this tells me where a fucking date I guess
wait this game is crazy I did not expect such a thing I am pleasantly surprised
I literally thought this was just gonna be like stupid don't scare I'm in a
I'm so dumb, I'm gonna hole, hole, hole, I'm gonna dig myself out, monster casing me.
What the!
Minecraft.
Other hole.
Well.
Wait a fucking minute.
Oh my god.
uh okay
that's not
Okay, so, this is one.
This is another one-
UGH!
Wait a minute, but there's more this way!
Ah damn, the S-Link runs out of batteries so quickly, I'll have to refill it.
What?
Yeah, this is where I start, but there is something this way.
She's going off grid!
Oh my god!
The six-five minutes had passed.
No room for that.
She's going off grid!
Five more minutes, dad.
Five more minutes, dad.
I can't carry anything else.
I've got her in a mole.
You have things to report.
Make me...
Make me!
Make me!
There's a mystery, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
I hear it!
Did you just hear that?
Oh my god, it's so close.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I need more of those purple ones.
You guys don't hear that?
I know I'm not going crazy.
I can't carry anything else.
I know I'm not going for rain.
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
No more room for that.
Eat my balls.
Come on, if you were to find yourself in this predicament, wouldn't you want to keep on going?
Oh, Nani.
I can't carry anything else.
Oh gravity...
Any here?
What?
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Floody!
I need gravity back!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Floody!
I need gravity back!
Whoa!
Oh, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, what
the fuck?
Oh my god!
Wait, I'm gonna sit down.
Am I gonna fall?
My bag is full.
Am I gonna fucking fall?
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, floating.
Okay, I should get back to where I came from.
It's been 35 minutes.
That's funny, that's not how you spell five.
That's not how you spell 5.
I don't want to know what's in that fucking hole.
Damn, I hate zero G. Spinning around like that.
Oh god, oh...
Oh, where am I?
Oh god, oh, oh Jesus, oh fuck!
Whoa! I'm floating! I need gravity back!
I like hearing this guy lose his shit. So funny.
Woohoo!
Woooah!
We're funny playmen.
Listen, just six or seven more minutes.
I should get back to where I came from wait what I'm so confused
Did I totally dig wrong?
AHHHHHHH I just get disorientated cause it's like
It slips me around.
I heard something.
Oh my god, it's so close.
No more room for that.
right there all right all right I'll reach there and then I'll finish
Let me just reach this point!
Oh my god, am I gonna fall?
This is gonna be...
annoying.
I think I fucked myself.
Oh my god it's like...
It's really stuck in here.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Wait a minute.
There's an entrance to this.
It's almost done.
You're scared? Don't be scared.
We're just hunters upon hundreds of meters underground.
What could go wrong?
No more room for that.
We're just deep underground, what could go wrong?
I've seen a movie about this, what?
Oh, infirmary!
No room for that.
My bag is full this is what a sick people are
Nice, carbon-bite battery.
What?
Oh, are you dead or alive?
I'm scared.
Are you gonna jump scary and try to kill me?
My bag is full.
This is a beacon?
My bag is full. Wait, that!
I'll be right back.
Or not.
Mora, I'm out of your capacity.
Oh my god, are you scared?
I'll take it.
Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared?
I'm not so scared. I thought that was a monster.
But it was a monster, no!
What is that thing?
I'm guessing it'll appear on my S-link.
I should try placing one somewhere.
Place a beacon.
Hey!
I'm scared of oxygen!
Oh god, it's too pure, I can't breathe it.
Help!
Oh my God!
So...
First exit please, I'll be back in a...
Oh my god wait I just know a room for that I didn't
As I didn't expect this game to be good
I can't carry anything else I
Thought this was just gonna be like
You know I
Didn't expect an actual mystery
It's a beacon. What do I do with it?
Hello? Can anyone hear me?
I don't have a signal.
Oh, shit.
I'm fucked up.
No more room for that.
No more room for that.
Wait, so I came off from up here?
How the fuck do I get back up there?
54.
91.
51.
I mean, this is the way that makes sense.
Okay, I'll stop.
Goddamnit.
Okay, I'll stop. God damn it.
Wait, the yellow ones I already interacted with?
This one?
The blue ones?
No.
The red ones are unactivated, this is the blue ones, so the blue ones are the ones I have already been to.
Okay, okay, I understand.
I understand now.
I understand now, I need to go to the red ones, and then the blue ones I already touched on, so...
Wait a minute! The area that we started in didn't have one of these rooms, did it?
It didn't right it didn't have like this big thing it was just this am I going crazy
Me dig you out booty
guys why is this game good?
fuck
why is this game so good?
Huckle
Why is it good?
Shit
Is it going?
Why is it going on?
Did my guy die?
What the fuck?
Did he fucking die?
I don't think he just like closed his eyes and fell back.
I think he fucking died.
Um, did my guy just die?
Okay, well...
I'll be a good fucking...
I'll be a good fucking...
Well, I'll be good, I gotta go now, I gotta go to work.
Guys, thanks for hanging out with me, thanks for spending 10 hours of your day with me.
I appreciate all of you guys so much, I love you guys, thank you for hanging out with me,
thank you for supporting Cycleton, thank you for getting us to over 100k raised in
one day, and I'll be back tonight for more Cycleton fun, and I'll sing some more
tonight and I'll see you guys tonight again. Love you!
It's not every day that uh... Boon is still live while I'm getting off so I'll raid Boon.
Let's give him a heart attack. Ask him why he's not playing with holes.
Why isn't he playing this amazing game, the hole game?
Good night mouse!
Good night!
Bye bye!