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ironmouse

04-05-2026 · 5h 29m

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[00:11:56] Thank you for watching!

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[00:19:26] We're all same tribe, that's why we're in hell.

[00:19:50] In hell, quite the full you fell.

[00:19:54] Rules you play by safe, but they won't help

[00:19:58] Help, be honest with yourself

[00:20:01] Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby

[00:20:05] Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the burn

[00:20:09] Hold me, so please, you're as bad as us, baby

[00:20:13] Catching up the best, cause I'm the other one

[00:20:17] What is so coin in line, it's not like you are drawing

[00:20:21] It makes you start a hide feeling so trapped

[00:20:25] Get a real bad rep

[00:20:26] But look at what's inside

[00:20:28] Don't waste your life away

[00:20:30] Be right to rest

[00:20:32] I am the centerpiece

[00:20:34] My not quite centerpiece

[00:20:36] Turns up when you're at my feet

[00:20:37] Love me right at my day three

[00:20:40] Be your safe seat

[00:20:41] Why not a sweet release?

[00:20:43] Why not from hell's not a discreet

[00:20:45] Honest one, disaster specialty

[00:20:47] Hey, hey, hey

[00:20:49] Baby, with a bit of love, baby

[00:20:51] Make sure that it hurts

[00:20:53] I want you to feel it burn

[00:20:55] Oh please, oh please

[00:20:57] You're as bad as us, baby

[00:20:59] Let your bubble burst

[00:21:01] This can't be your worst

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[00:27:19] HA HA HA

[00:27:37] Why short stream, guys?

[00:27:44] Psycho-thon date 2, bro.

[00:27:46] what do you think about that unfortunately I can't stay on the hook because I can't work

[00:27:54] but I wanted to show up anyway for a little bit is that okay am I allowed let me do scooch

[00:28:07] on over here I gotta do some cock a workmate or I gotta do some workmate or let me do

[00:28:11] time over here. No no no can't be twill our string roll unfortunately I can only stay for a little bit.

[00:28:23] Just five more minutes of space mining I swear just five more minutes

[00:28:30] just five more minutes please.

[00:28:35] I decided

[00:28:36] The next time I play a game, I will restart that game, I will restart it, or maybe I shouldn't.

[00:28:45] I don't know.

[00:28:46] I have theories and plans.

[00:28:49] I've been thinking about that game all morning, The Space Game.

[00:28:57] I did not expect that game to be great.

[00:29:00] God damn it.

[00:29:04] Why is it good?

[00:29:06] It's got a chicken here!

[00:29:11] And the summer... Time to summon a clone of me!

[00:29:17] Time to summon a clone!

[00:29:36] He's gone!

[00:29:44] Roboom lost his mind when you were oh my god, he a good egg.

[00:29:48] I heard that he said something interesting.

[00:29:52] Let me see.

[00:29:53] Let me take a look.

[00:29:54] Let me take a look.

[00:29:55] Let me take a look.

[00:29:56] He said something.

[00:29:57] Let me take a turn and look.

[00:30:02] He said something.

[00:30:11] He said something, alright. He said something. What did he say?

[00:30:27] Let me see here, what did he say?

[00:30:45] Made Boone, making the actual charity goal?

[00:30:48] Okay, if Mouse can think of a charity goal, or Connor or Whomsoever is in charge, okay,

[00:30:55] Maybe I'll wear a made outfit for charity. How about that?

[00:30:58] I don't think any of you would really give a shit because most of you guys like in that Jerry's you probably don't even know who I am

[00:31:04] But I'll do it

[00:31:25] I

[00:31:31] Well

[00:31:37] How will 50k oh it's already reached 50k well then yeah, bro. We're 100

[00:31:44] 20k made dress with a gunon hat. Yes, I made the norm

[00:31:55] Why didn't you come to Torokon?

[00:31:58] I'm sorry.

[00:31:59] Unfortunately, I was very sick, I had to cancel, but I did go to the meeting greet and I pushed

[00:32:07] myself to go to the meeting greet.

[00:32:09] Unfortunately, I could not do the panel, but I pushed myself because they allowed me

[00:32:13] to do the meeting greet the day after, so I did it.

[00:32:20] I did it.

[00:32:21] I tried my best. I felt so bad.

[00:32:29] heart heart heart heart

[00:32:39] are you feeling better now? I am feeling better now. I'm feeling better. I'm recovering.

[00:32:48] I'm recovering.

[00:32:55] I also hope you're healing well after surgery.

[00:32:57] I am! Thank you!

[00:33:00] Thank you, thank you, I am, I am.

[00:33:03] My leg lengthening surgery.

[00:33:05] I'm officially 5 feet tall now.

[00:33:08] Thank you everybody.

[00:33:11] I'm 5 feet tall, my legs have never been longer.

[00:33:17] Me dancing on my chopstick legs.

[00:33:20] I have long, long, skinny legs.

[00:33:24] Sharpen at the points.

[00:33:38] Mouse on stilts? Yes, yes, on stilt.

[00:33:42] So you bar steps so you understand that you're gonna get your butt cake by me.

[00:33:59] Well that's what you understand.

[00:34:03] So that's what you're understanding, baby?

[00:34:13] I'll never forget you guys even though I am so tall right now you know

[00:34:42] I'm so tall right now. I'll never get you guys. I'm so tall right now

[00:35:12] As the view from the top up there, oh well, it's wonderful.

[00:35:27] Oh yeah, happy Easter!

[00:35:36] Happy bunny shitting out eggs day!

[00:35:39] Happy bunny shitting out eggs!

[00:35:41] Did you guys get any Easter treats?

[00:35:44] I didn't get anything.

[00:35:45] My dream of a Cadbury Cream Egg did not occur.

[00:36:01] Hi, Mousy.

[00:36:02] Happy Zombie.

[00:36:03] Chases Day.

[00:36:04] Hi, Happy Zombie.

[00:36:05] Happy, Happy, always Happy Zombie, Chases Day.

[00:36:09] Wait a minute.

[00:36:35] many I'm so confused so the person who made do you guys remember that day that

[00:36:55] like the day of the day that we were watching that God stuff and we found out

[00:37:02] that there was like a Law and Order SVU episode with a VTuber.

[00:37:15] It turned out the VTuber on the episode was not a V-Royd model, it was a live 2D model.

[00:37:24] What the fuck? Damn I got fooled! It's a live 2D model.

[00:37:32] I got food, what the fuck?

[00:37:43] Bro, I got food.

[00:37:45] It was made for the show, uh, Somi and Satro made it.

[00:38:07] They used the model.

[00:38:08] That's crazy.

[00:38:10] Wow.

[00:38:11] I got bamboozled.

[00:38:13] And then boom, boom, boom, boom, blub, blub, blub, gabablub blub, blub.

[00:38:20] Well, go for them.

[00:38:22] Go for fucking them bros.

[00:38:34] So I heard Law & Order has a V2 Reve- they do.

[00:38:42] They do they do which I think is like pretty interesting well we've gone

[00:38:56] means guys we've gone mainstream as we were on a show that we were on a show

[00:39:07] that people over fifty enjoy. That means we made it.

[00:39:28] Next stop parody movies! Let's go bros!

[00:39:31] We cannot bring Jason up to fourth.

[00:39:36] Listen, here's my thought process.

[00:39:38] We're not gonna make a thing today

[00:39:40] because he's not gonna do it.

[00:39:41] We have to record a song with him.

[00:39:43] That is the goal.

[00:39:45] Make him record a song with us, with me, with us,

[00:39:50] all of us together.

[00:39:51] We're all gonna do a song together.

[00:39:59] What if we all did it?

[00:40:01] Damien?

[00:40:02] Oh my God, Damien!

[00:40:03] And uh, Damien! Thank you for the raid! What the heck?

[00:40:09] Oh my god Damien, how are you?

[00:40:13] It's so good to see you, fuckbo!

[00:40:16] I'm so sorry, I haven't messaged you. It's been uh, it's been crazy these past few months.

[00:40:22] I'll message you soon.

[00:40:26] Thank you for the raid. I hope you're doing good. Thank you.

[00:40:31] Holy shit.

[00:40:33] Thank you, Bill. Thank you

[00:40:35] Bro, I

[00:40:36] Time just slips away from me sometimes. I feel so bad because I I meet so many cool people and

[00:40:42] We chat and stuff and then work starts happening and then I'm like

[00:40:48] I'm not kidding when I wake up every morning I wake up to at least like

[00:40:54] 10 to 15 discord messages

[00:40:57] All from different people and then like that my conversations that I had the day before get pushed down

[00:41:02] And then it happens again, and it happens again, and it happens again, and that's how I lose track of conversations

[00:41:11] Most of

[00:41:14] No, it's not it's not it's everybody I wake up to

[00:41:20] Pita Roxy to they'll

[00:41:27] Everybody else in my life, and then it cycles and it's crazy

[00:41:32] So, mostly, though.

[00:41:39] Oh my god, talk about it!

[00:41:48] I was about to answer a message and I did it!

[00:41:58] Oh my god, talk about it! I was about to answer a message and I did it!

[00:42:02] Fuck!

[00:42:07] I suppose the answer was to somebody messaged me yesterday and I didn't answer them and I'm like, I'll get to it when I wake up.

[00:42:12] Hey, Mouse, I'm curious. Is there a game that you were playing but didn't live up to its full potential that you saw for it?

[00:42:17] For me, that would be Evil Genius 2.

[00:42:21] Evil Genius 2?

[00:42:23] A game that I was playing but didn't live up to the potential?

[00:42:27] I would say there's a lot.

[00:42:29] Uhhh...

[00:42:31] God, which one was like really bad?

[00:42:40] Which one was really bad?

[00:42:42] There's so many that were really bad.

[00:42:45] I wouldn't say dishonored.

[00:42:47] I wouldn't say dishonored is bad.

[00:42:50] Because dishonored is good.

[00:42:52] But it just didn't grip me like Bio has.

[00:42:54] Like Bio has.

[00:42:56] Bio shock why does it buy oh my god I said biohazard bio shock

[00:43:02] It's just it's just not bio shock guys. Um bio has other

[00:43:08] Oh my god, yes fallout 76. Holy shit. What a fucking disappointment and everybody's like I swear it gets good now

[00:43:17] I swear it gets good

[00:43:19] What a disafucking point me bro dude follow up 76 is so good now what shut up I don't

[00:43:29] want to hear that bullshit why you fucking lie why you fucking lie no why you lying

[00:43:48] Why are you f**king lying?

[00:44:00] I like, I like dishonored, I just, it just kinda, it's just not for me guys, I just don't

[00:44:11] do stealth.

[00:44:12] I'm not stealthy.

[00:44:13] I don't do stealth.

[00:44:14] I don't do stuff which is crazy cuz I used to play splinter so when I was I used to play splinter so and I liked splinter so

[00:44:24] But then again, I remember playing splinter so and I would always fuck up so maybe it is

[00:44:30] Maybe it is me

[00:44:37] Maybe it is be guys, maybe it is me guys can we talk about how?

[00:44:41] how people on Twitter have been trying to debunk the fact that the astronauts are in space,

[00:44:51] and people have been trying to say that they're on a fucking south state, and people have

[00:45:01] been literally legit stalking the live streams of the astronauts in space just so they can

[00:45:07] to find some sort of proof that it was all fake.

[00:45:37] People need a hobby.

[00:45:40] People need a hobby.

[00:45:50] I doubt that it, bro. I think, I think somebody like posted a clip and

[00:45:57] It's crazy, bro. They're like, look the distortion, the distortion of this. It's AI. I swear. It's like

[00:46:07] The distortion of the hands and the distortion of this and the distortion that's distortion

[00:46:20] the distortion.

[00:46:23] Flat earth.

[00:46:27] Let's talk about how the ice wall, one day we will go through the ice wall.

[00:46:40] Let's talk about that, let's talk about one day we will make it past the ice wall, we

[00:46:45] will go to the other biomes.

[00:46:48] The ice wall protects us, yes, we're being protected, but one day we will break through

[00:47:16] we will find new lands to explore and we will see space exploration, biomexpiration.

[00:47:26] There's so much of the world we have not seen. Stop!

[00:47:46] Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[00:47:53] You gotta unlock the earth DLC?

[00:47:58] Yes!

[00:47:59] Yes!

[00:48:09] Stop.

[00:48:10] Don't tell me, don't tell me that, don't tell me that Huntricks is coming to Cookie Run Kingdom.

[00:48:26] God damn it.

[00:48:28] I, I took a, I gotta play the game again, god damn it.

[00:48:32] I gotta play Cookie Run Kingdom again, god damn it.

[00:48:36] You don't know?

[00:48:38] I found the right now!

[00:48:40] Cookie Rhondle on Trixle!

[00:48:44] Are you going to play Jesus?

[00:48:45] What?

[00:48:49] Am I Jesus?

[00:48:49] I am not Jesus.

[00:48:51] I'm Iron Mouse.

[00:48:53] I

[00:49:10] Heard about that I heard that BTS is doing hot ones. Holy shit. I can't wait to watch

[00:49:23] My former supervisor was a flat earther and we had to warn new employees about the talk

[00:49:51] that they would inevitably receive about three weeks into their employment.

[00:49:54] They all believed they could talk him out of it, but they never could.

[00:49:58] What?

[00:50:09] Is this real?

[00:50:12] Don't... don't fuck with me.

[00:50:18] Don't fork me.

[00:50:21] Don't work with me!

[00:50:33] Don't work with me!

[00:50:42] Gork is this real?

[00:50:44] Um, Gork?

[00:50:46] Is this real Gork?

[00:50:48] You guys have the new bingo card for today.

[00:50:53] You're exciting for day two of Cyclotone.

[00:50:59] Cyclotone.

[00:51:01] I didn't get a bingo yesterday, but maybe today we'll get a bingo.

[00:51:09] Oh god, you put 6-7 on the bingo card!

[00:51:13] You know that's gonna happen.

[00:51:16] already know what's gonna fucking happen. I got that, I got, I got this, ready?

[00:51:24] Did we add screaming girls to the bingo-

[00:51:46] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:51:50] Screaming girls!

[00:51:55] That shit was so fucking funny, holy shit.

[00:52:16] I'm looking at my, I'm looking at my face.

[00:52:43] My face is a face.

[00:52:55] Do you like face?

[00:53:07] Look into my eyes.

[00:53:09] I

[00:53:13] Don't hate face don't hate my face

[00:53:21] Well Connor send me a message he's on his way

[00:53:39] Monkey's on his way! Monkey's on his way! Monkey's on his way!

[00:53:49] Monkey's on his way! I don't have bunny ears for today.

[00:53:56] I don't have bunny ears to celebrate Easter holiday.

[00:54:03] I've done it.

[00:54:16] Doesn't your program have some genetic bunny ears?

[00:54:22] Genetic bunny ears, generic bunny ears.

[00:54:25] My, my program, my programming, my DNA.

[00:54:30] What do you mean by program?

[00:54:31] What are you talking about?

[00:54:33] Oh my god it does it has bunny ears.

[00:54:46] It does have bunny ears.

[00:54:58] I play here.

[00:55:12] I roam boning.

[00:55:18] Ears.

[00:55:23] Ears.

[00:55:28] Ears.

[00:55:33] Ears.

[00:55:38] Ears.

[00:55:43] Ears.

[00:55:47] I

[00:56:02] Want to have like five years bro

[00:56:08] I am a bunny now

[00:56:12] So what's the basket gonna be today today our basket is

[00:56:17] Your mom, Nunskay, today our basket is this one!

[00:56:24] What do you think?

[00:56:47] I think a lot of people will be confused because in here they see this shit.

[00:57:07] I can't believe I see this in there like what the fuck is this what am I looking at

[00:57:20] Look at my look in there, look at the folk.

[00:57:37] It's Easter, I'm in a basket.

[00:57:52] See?

[00:57:53] Makes perfect sense, yes.

[00:57:58] Now it's time for me to lay my eggs.

[00:58:00] I'll be right back for you to have your Easter eggs.

[00:58:04] I'm not, I'm not a bunny, so I can't lay eggs.

[00:58:25] I'm not a bunny, so I can't lay eggs. I'm just a fake bunny. These are not real ears.

[00:58:30] I'm sorry to deceive all of you.

[00:58:34] I'm not real, you're not, she is not real!

[00:58:47] This basket was made by um, Darth Merman.

[00:58:51] Thank you Darth Merman for this cute basket.

[00:58:59] I am real.

[00:59:00] Contrary to popular belief that people think that I'm not real, I am real.

[00:59:19] Oh my god, I said how do you go to the Kupi Run Kingdom news.

[00:59:30] But do we really know you are real?

[00:59:35] Yes, I am!

[00:59:38] Bro, I am real.

[00:59:45] I would like to apologize on behalf of the Iron Mouse Association and short Latina Vtuber Association.

[00:59:55] I'm on behalf of the Iron Mouse Association, the Shores Vtuber Association, and Latino Association.

[01:00:12] In addition to pain care Vtuber Association and the Iron Mouse Conglomerate, I'd like

[01:00:20] I'm sorry that I make so many people mad.

[01:00:46] I'm sorry I make so many people mad.

[01:00:50] Why you lie?

[01:00:52] You know what? I'm not sorry to make so many people mad.

[01:01:06] Where's the ukulele?

[01:01:08] Let me get my ukulele out. Hold up.

[01:01:13] Wait, we're on my instruments. That's a good question.

[01:01:20] Oh my god, where are my instruments? Hold up, that's... wait!

[01:01:31] Oh my god, here they are! They're here!

[01:01:45] Where's the cigarette with the ruler now?

[01:01:50] we're not doing fashion review today it's time to shoot up some drugs I'm just

[01:02:06] game. Hey, where the fuck are my sunglasses?

[01:02:16] here we have strange bell

[01:02:30] Okay.

[01:02:36] Hey!

[01:02:43] Perfect.

[01:02:50] Perfect.

[01:02:57] Lay.

[01:03:06] Oh shit, I need my Stanley Cup?

[01:03:15] Fuck.

[01:03:16] I do.

[01:03:17] I don't need a Stanley Cup.

[01:03:18] I need a cup.

[01:03:21] I don't have one.

[01:03:26] Tracy, thank you so much for inviting me to a song.

[01:03:29] Thanks, Tracy.

[01:03:31] Oh, God.

[01:03:32] Oh, no. They're after me.

[01:03:36] Make the shot, bros!

[01:03:48] That's it.

[01:03:55] No more.

[01:04:06] No more fucking around.

[01:04:11] Don't move!

[01:04:18] Don't fucking move!

[01:04:31] No, I'm not saying...

[01:04:36] Do I even have a home?

[01:04:42] Oh I do have a home.

[01:04:43] I'm not wearing that shit.

[01:04:44] If I fall off the bike, I fall off the bike and die.

[01:04:49] If it's my time to go, it's my time to go.

[01:04:53] Oh my god!

[01:05:10] Oh my god!

[01:05:18] This is so cursed.

[01:05:19] What the fuck?

[01:05:22] This is the most cursed shit I've ever seen.

[01:05:29] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

[01:05:47] HAHAHAHA!

[01:05:47] FUKERS! KERS! SHITTER!

[01:05:49] I'M THE REJECTED!

[01:05:51] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[01:05:52] OH MY GOD, THIS IS SO WRONG!

[01:05:54] I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BRAZDAW!

[01:06:04] I'M THE REJECTED BRAZDAW!

[01:06:06] HOLY SHIT!

[01:06:17] you

[01:06:47] you

[01:07:17] you

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[01:11:17] you

[01:11:47] you

[01:12:17] There's a playlist called Y2K Latina.

[01:12:30] Let's see, what's the first song on Y2K Latina?

[01:12:38] No.

[01:12:38] I threw in your up.

[01:12:39] Huh?

[01:12:40] Didn't think so.

[01:12:46] Mouse, you are not old.

[01:12:48] Some of us remember the times before CDs

[01:12:50] when taps were the pinnacle of technology.

[01:12:53] CD?

[01:13:04] Can we spend?

[01:13:05] Well, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs. You do not have to do this.

[01:13:08] Included Autocopied for the 5 gifted subs.

[01:13:11] Then thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.

[01:13:13] Thank you guys so much for the gifted subs.

[01:13:15] Thank you guys. Thank you guys.

[01:13:18] Thank you guys. Thank you guys.

[01:13:20] This is the energy that we're giving today.

[01:13:22] Thank you guys.

[01:13:23] This is the energy Y2K 2000s.

[01:13:27] WFMAC. Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.

[01:13:31] Wait, there's also a playlist called 2000s, bitch.

[01:13:35] My space throwback duckle thank you so much for the 5 gifts this is day where thank you

[01:13:47] so much for the 5 gifts this is a 5 gift thank you guys so much thank you get safer work

[01:13:52] 2000s mixed what the fuck wait what's 2000s beach oh my god it's literally all brunny

[01:13:59] Spears what the fuck

[01:14:07] That's literally all Bernie Spears

[01:14:13] Mousy I'm about to pull your Puerto Rican card if you are in a moving vehicle has your basket suggests

[01:14:18] Where is your legally required Puerto Rican flag hanging from the rear view mirror?

[01:14:24] Gulp

[01:14:29] Happy Easter, thank you so much for the five gifts!

[01:14:32] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[01:14:44] Thanks

[01:14:53] What's up?

[01:14:54] Pfft. Bleeding green, thank you social 5 gifted subs, Bleeding Green!

[01:15:06] What about...

[01:15:09] Oh shit.

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[01:21:24] I'm sorry.

[01:21:29] Well, how you guys doing?

[01:21:32] I was chatting real early.

[01:21:33] No wireless service today.

[01:21:35] I can't be tamed.

[01:21:38] I can't be tamed.

[01:21:40] It's Thursday for Hard Day, Secondary and Saw Day.

[01:21:42] Well that's good there.

[01:21:43] It's good to be sore.

[01:21:44] You're most activated.

[01:21:46] Everyone's excited.

[01:21:47] Yeah.

[01:21:48] I'm excited.

[01:21:49] And we have our first guest today.

[01:21:50] First guest today, first guest today.

[01:21:53] It's like Hagrid right in front of you.

[01:21:58] Hagrid?

[01:21:59] He's actually cycling away.

[01:22:01] Okay, he's gone off.

[01:22:02] He's gone away.

[01:22:03] Welcome, Chad.

[01:22:04] Today, two of the cyclophon, we are starting.

[01:22:05] Hagrid!

[01:22:06] And ending in Almoire City.

[01:22:07] Almoire City, yeah.

[01:22:08] It's a hell of a town.

[01:22:09] Home of the apples.

[01:22:10] Apple?

[01:22:11] Can I get an apple?

[01:22:12] See, even though it looks on the map, I feel like further.

[01:22:13] Are you going to get me an apple?

[01:22:14] Just tie me a tiny bit shorter.

[01:22:15] I would like an apple, please.

[01:22:16] So, 72 kilometers, at least.

[01:22:17] me in Apple? I would like an Apple please. So 72 kilometers. So now should we raise this

[01:22:26] to 120. That's actually mental. Actually mental. Wait I didn't do my song for 120

[01:22:34] gay. $40,000 right now. The donations are coming in right now so I mean thank you. Well

[01:22:40] they are but my friends in the car. It's keeping all your donations in the van. I forgot

[01:22:45] to bring it out which is kind of dull but I will go and get it in a moment anyway

[01:22:49] he's excited for day two I didn't do it I didn't do the song

[01:22:53] I'm excited for day two

[01:22:54] I'm excited I'm fucking excited

[01:22:56] I'm excited

[01:22:57] What the fuck

[01:22:57] I'm just gonna warm up I need to get my coffee

[01:23:00] Wait you

[01:23:00] I'm gonna go to the other day for my show

[01:23:04] I just have a really weird drink no really quick waking up

[01:23:07] We'll sing a Gaga song Lady Gagor

[01:23:10] Is that a bottle of Gamer Sub?

[01:23:12] I actually get milk

[01:23:13] No, the weird couch in your room.

[01:23:15] The casting couch.

[01:23:16] Yeah, the casting couch.

[01:23:17] There was a couch there.

[01:23:18] A three-person-sized couch facing your bed.

[01:23:20] That was literally like this much gap

[01:23:23] between the bed and the couch.

[01:23:25] And mine was like leather and stained.

[01:23:27] And that took up genuinely 40% of the floor space.

[01:23:31] Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

[01:23:32] What?

[01:23:33] I had some really weird dreams.

[01:23:34] You only keep waking up falling asleep.

[01:23:36] You get like really vivid, rapid eye movements.

[01:23:39] Oh, I have weird dreams too today.

[01:23:41] in the sea and then my tripod fell in the sea with all my equipment and I was like

[01:23:46] and then I woke up on my earth my dream was not like that another dream I was driving my car

[01:23:51] and Felix of PB Pie fame took the wheel and crashed us into a building and what is wrong with you

[01:23:56] Felix I think that was because I had weird dreams bro last night I don't know why I had weirdest

[01:24:02] fucked dreams and the brakes didn't work you know the brakes didn't work although he did

[01:24:06] full of his bike shortly thereafter.

[01:24:08] That was cosmic intervention.

[01:24:10] It was God intervened. Just as it was had.

[01:24:12] It's quite cold today.

[01:24:14] Yes, it's very cold.

[01:24:16] Today we're also...

[01:24:18] They told me spanking your ass.

[01:24:20] And this one's about Pow World.

[01:24:22] Pow World!

[01:24:24] They didn't want us to link anything.

[01:24:26] They were like, please just donate.

[01:24:28] Because Pow's how Pow.

[01:24:30] So thank you Pow World once again.

[01:24:32] Pow World! Pow World! Pow!

[01:24:34] I'll play you on stream in a few days. Don't you worry

[01:24:50] So what happened is is that we had the cheese board and it was stored improperly

[01:24:54] I

[01:25:01] See the cooler melted and basically made like a bath for the cheese

[01:25:06] Shut up power. Oh, I'll pen geo shut out cheese

[01:25:13] We played power world well, I gotta I gotta play it again. I took a tiny break

[01:25:24] You know, we had an amazing cheese board one day.

[01:25:27] It was good.

[01:25:28] I hope we will get to relive one day.

[01:25:29] And when Schlatt's ready, we'll come over and chat.

[01:25:31] We're going to warm him up.

[01:25:32] He's on the big guest moment.

[01:25:34] Shout out, shouting out.

[01:25:36] Shout out, Power World.

[01:25:37] It's Power of the Soul, help us, Eddie.

[01:25:39] After the birthday.

[01:25:39] It's like, well.

[01:25:42] You can play Power of the Soul.

[01:25:44] You don't need friends to play.

[01:25:45] I'll blame Singapore for it as well.

[01:25:47] Yeah, I have to sing a fourians.

[01:25:50] What the fuck?

[01:25:52] It's all also we should have the badge should be apparently working now apparently twitch had some kind of

[01:26:01] Yeah

[01:26:05] We kid I don't spoil

[01:26:07] I will fucking give me my fucking badge

[01:26:12] No, no, no.

[01:26:14] I'm gonna block his view.

[01:26:16] Stop this.

[01:26:18] No, he's not coming out of his job.

[01:26:21] Give me my fucking badge right now.

[01:26:24] I swear to God.

[01:26:26] He's not even looking now.

[01:26:28] I will roundhouse kill.

[01:26:32] Who do I have to pick to get a badge around here?

[01:26:36] All right, yes, sir, if you also there's a badge

[01:26:50] I don't know where he's going. It's the donation badge as well, you know?

[01:26:54] Pick someone up.

[01:26:56] Interesting.

[01:26:58] Yeah, he's really a good slap.

[01:27:00] So, yeah, I'm in the badge as well, and I think our guest is ready to join us

[01:27:06] The guest is here! The guest is here!

[01:27:08] I'm here! Here he comes!

[01:27:10] I'm the big man himself!

[01:27:12] How are you?

[01:27:14] Why did you go to Cycle?

[01:27:16] What are you doing?

[01:27:18] What the fuck?

[01:27:22] Holy shit, he's tall!

[01:27:24] Yeah? Don't call me yet.

[01:27:30] Can I call you Cycle?

[01:27:32] You can.

[01:27:34] You're going to call me the smoke stack.

[01:27:39] The smoke stack.

[01:27:41] What the fuck is a smoke stack?

[01:27:44] No, but that's me.

[01:27:46] Wow.

[01:27:47] Oh, he's calling.

[01:27:48] Shit.

[01:27:49] What the fuck?

[01:27:50] He's a fucking dying.

[01:27:51] Mr. Schlapp.

[01:27:52] No.

[01:27:53] What the fuck?

[01:27:54] What are you going to call you?

[01:27:55] Call me by my real name.

[01:27:57] Your real name.

[01:27:59] Your real name.

[01:28:00] The name that I just...

[01:28:01] Hold me.

[01:28:02] Zod.

[01:28:03] Smoke stack.

[01:28:04] I'm good

[01:28:08] This government name the smoke

[01:28:11] Wow monkey so sure that's what I'm saying that's what I'm saying guys everybody is all like

[01:28:17] Carter's always making fun of my high. He's fucking sure too

[01:28:22] He's not actually not much to it

[01:28:25] Why you lie for why you lie

[01:28:34] Oh my God, he got half a rock of these?

[01:28:38] Wow, a productive healthy cycle today.

[01:28:43] Good guy originally.

[01:28:47] Wow, I'll take that back.

[01:28:49] So what's the, is the alcohol and cigar going to help the cycling?

[01:28:53] No, it just makes me feel better.

[01:28:56] I think I've learned, you know, in the past five or so years in my life

[01:29:03] that I just enjoy not being fully present.

[01:29:06] So I see, you know, I've got I've got wicking.

[01:29:11] I've got wicking layers.

[01:29:13] I didn't know I was doing good.

[01:29:13] I got one John's on one John's fishing it, fucking me.

[01:29:16] Brunswick, you don't know what you're talking about.

[01:29:19] Is that Porto Rollers?

[01:29:21] You like music?

[01:29:22] I love music.

[01:29:22] I love your Christmas album.

[01:29:23] Go like this, right?

[01:29:26] Here's a band.

[01:29:28] I don't know why.

[01:29:30] Wow.

[01:29:32] What the heck was that?

[01:29:38] We got a cycle. We got a cycle now.

[01:29:41] But you, you've got an advantage.

[01:29:43] They're married now.

[01:29:45] They're a fucking friend.

[01:29:47] Certainly now that they're married.

[01:29:49] He can do a song with me.

[01:29:51] So I knew that I'd be wanting to smoke and drink the whole time.

[01:29:56] So I specifically, I said to Connor, I said, I'm not coming

[01:30:01] unless you get me a bike with a big fucking motor on it.

[01:30:07] So this is my e-bike, my El Cajuna.

[01:30:11] El Cajuna.

[01:30:12] That's what it says on it.

[01:30:13] And just a little pedal action.

[01:30:17] It's embarrassing.

[01:30:18] Now let's just think you go off fucking not Fuji.

[01:30:20] It's a fucking building.

[01:30:22] Office.

[01:30:26] What the f**k?

[01:30:34] WTF Hargrid?

[01:30:39] Damn.

[01:30:42] Yeah.

[01:30:43] Uh, Slap may destroy his body, but we can help.

[01:30:46] Please, sir, please.

[01:30:48] Damn.

[01:30:49] That smells so...

[01:30:51] Oh, it's a gas.

[01:30:53] I do like cigars.

[01:30:54] We're not worried about the cycle.

[01:30:55] It's all the time.

[01:30:56] Together, you and me.

[01:30:57] We do smoke cigars together.

[01:30:58] Who is this?

[01:30:59] It's a cycle.

[01:31:00] It's...

[01:31:01] It's...

[01:31:02] It's the...

[01:31:03] It's smoke stack!

[01:31:04] Why not?

[01:31:05] That seems bad.

[01:31:06] You've never heard?

[01:31:07] I just...

[01:31:08] I just...

[01:31:09] Oh, my God.

[01:31:10] Don't do that.

[01:31:11] This isn't fair, I don't want a fucking e-bike.

[01:31:14] Wait, how? How are f***ing bikes? Like, you need to use fuel?

[01:31:20] Is it electrical? Is it gas? Like, what do you put in it?

[01:31:24] Oh my gosh.

[01:31:26] I gotta put this thing out.

[01:31:28] They're electric?

[01:31:30] Yeah, batteries?

[01:31:32] How long do batteries last?

[01:31:35] The radium? Oh, that explains everything.

[01:31:40] You pedaled to Charlie, the bachelor?

[01:31:44] Oh!

[01:31:45] Munch is 56k.

[01:31:46] Yeah, rechargeable.

[01:31:47] 56k away?

[01:31:48] Yes.

[01:31:49] Oh, shit.

[01:31:50] Okay.

[01:31:51] You have to want it, you don't have to do anything.

[01:31:52] Yeah, you fucking touched the pedaling.

[01:31:53] Actually, I'm actually quite happy about this situation.

[01:31:54] When we were in the car earlier, I was like, oh, I'm quite sore today.

[01:31:55] And he was like, is that just an old thing?

[01:31:56] I'm like, no fucking cycle 70 kilometers yesterday.

[01:31:57] How old do you think I am?

[01:31:58] He's fucking fast.

[01:31:59] Oh, you're dead.

[01:32:00] You're dead.

[01:32:01] What sort of man he was like is that just an old thing fucking cycle certainly come out as yesterday

[01:32:06] How old do you think I am?

[01:32:15] Take out this fucking

[01:32:20] This is

[01:32:31] The battery power goes out. You are categorically fast.

[01:32:35] If my battery power goes out, I'm riding in the van.

[01:32:39] I'm straight up not going to do it.

[01:32:43] Can you just tie some strings in here?

[01:32:45] If you really are that stiff, man.

[01:32:49] I'm pretty stiff.

[01:32:51] I'm a humble 35 year old man.

[01:32:54] I was pretty stiff last night.

[01:32:56] What?

[01:32:58] Sorry, this is a charity.

[01:33:03] What charity are we?

[01:33:06] The idea.

[01:33:09] The new deficiency, you've heard of them.

[01:33:13] You can act with him right.

[01:33:17] 100%.

[01:33:20] I said to Connor, he could totally skim off the top and no one would have a problem with it.

[01:33:26] You raised six figures in one day of cycling.

[01:33:29] Oh, you're 50% of the race.

[01:33:31] 50%, but at least like five or 10, maybe 11.

[01:33:36] Yes.

[01:33:39] Of course.

[01:33:42] Chris, I, there was a Christmas album on it.

[01:33:46] Actually, that, oh, thank you.

[01:33:48] That actually went into making it.

[01:33:53] my voice doesn't actually sound good so what a fucking liar bro yeah like that was your voice

[01:34:00] it was my voice yeah but it was hundreds of thousands of dollars of mixing and mastering and

[01:34:06] really oh please closing and getting people to actually play it was fucking expensive thank you

[01:34:13] thank you you did it for free with that you're just having a slack Christmas album generating

[01:34:18] Yeah, it's really good that I listened to it. Thank you was that for the last one. Yeah, and then and then

[01:34:24] In the last Christmas, I made like two or three more

[01:34:28] The same thing again with like one more sonar

[01:34:32] You know a funny story about how awesome the music industry is

[01:34:38] Finals, right? So

[01:34:41] It's a Christmas album you take pre-orders for the album

[01:34:46] And so the album has to get there

[01:34:48] Christmas?

[01:34:50] Christmas is out there.

[01:34:52] We start printing thousands of these things

[01:34:55] at the record label press thing where they just

[01:34:58] stamp thing on to the vinyl.

[01:35:01] We get a call from them

[01:35:03] in late November.

[01:35:05] And they said,

[01:35:07] hey, we, uh,

[01:35:10] we printed all of them upside down.

[01:35:13] And I said how how do you just like but no they put the stickers on the entirely wrong way

[01:35:25] and they said they were not prepared to like peel them off and flip them around so we needed to

[01:35:32] The first one they'd like put it on a record player to see if it's fucking work

[01:35:48] They bring in seven guys and I'm upside down!

[01:35:52] Special worthy.

[01:35:53] Onward.

[01:35:54] And they assured us on the phone that this never happens.

[01:35:57] Which made me feel really good.

[01:35:59] Sorry, did we ever make this kind of mistake?

[01:36:02] Just so you know.

[01:36:03] Yeah, they become collector items.

[01:36:06] So they had to melt them down.

[01:36:08] Back again, they threw all of them in a giant box.

[01:36:11] Oh yeah, they did.

[01:36:13] Yeah, it was very mean to them on the phone.

[01:36:17] But you know, you need to be mean if you print $7,000 upside down, that's not how I do business.

[01:36:25] I'd have somebody else be mean for me.

[01:36:28] Someone else can be mean for me, not me.

[01:36:30] I'm much more happy in the songs than I do in real life.

[01:36:33] You all fucking work all the time, you all fucking stickers.

[01:36:36] Assholes don't even have cool little B-sides.

[01:36:39] The side with the sticker on it.

[01:36:41] Yeah, yeah.

[01:36:42] I can sit around the side with the sticker.

[01:36:44] I could sit I was just like not pretty because you can't be made me and the people but then

[01:36:48] Rocks me wrong. Yeah, but then they needed

[01:36:52] They were like if we only bought enough I've been something wax in this color for the

[01:36:58] amount that we need to make so I couldn't they needed to like buy more wax sometimes we need

[01:37:04] people we need

[01:37:06] I'm just staring at the floor and I wonder what you're looking at, you're kicking me out.

[01:37:12] It's a beautiful day. Wait, I don't even need sunglasses. It's not even sunny outside. It's not sunny.

[01:37:19] Oh wow. What flavor is it?

[01:37:21] It's a...

[01:37:23] I can't drink the cycle.

[01:37:25] 18 years?

[01:37:26] It's a really strong one.

[01:37:27] Fuck yeah.

[01:37:28] You're a man, man.

[01:37:30] I think it's a monster bike.

[01:37:37] This bike looks like a baby, that looks like the child of the other bike.

[01:37:50] It's cute and for what it's where they think it's very average size

[01:37:54] Thank you. I was concerned about that

[01:37:57] I'm going bare bones. Yeah

[01:38:00] I'm such a big you a oh my god Connery sure he is

[01:38:04] What?

[01:38:07] I have the next react. I have some bone conductors here. I can't get here. Yeah

[01:38:12] So I'm gonna wear my

[01:38:15] Boners

[01:38:17] Guys the question still stands about the bone conducting edge on the road. Can you conduct the sound?

[01:38:25] On your balls some on regular words if you put it on your balls

[01:38:31] That's the question. I'm actually gonna listen to

[01:38:35] Probably some ASMR some tapping because on the bone conductors you really feel it on you

[01:38:40] Well it feels like it feels like they're actually there

[01:38:45] This is the anime girl ASMR

[01:38:48] I like sensory stuff can you not tell

[01:38:52] That reminds me one time I was browsing through I was going around Twitch and then

[01:38:56] Sometimes you find those ASMR channels and it's the anime girls

[01:39:02] It's a Vtuber ASMR and sometimes they're doing like the

[01:39:06] Get out of my ear!

[01:39:18] Get out of my ear!

[01:39:22] I thought I- well that's the thing, like sometimes I thought it was just like talking and stuff

[01:39:27] and then I- I went into this one for me too for sure but I was like

[01:39:31] He's ready to cycle. Oh my god

[01:39:41] Scorpion in my air

[01:39:44] Contest not for me

[01:39:46] I'm doing good today.

[01:39:48] Oh, they still show them.

[01:39:50] The content's not for me, well.

[01:39:51] I didn't think that one would.

[01:39:53] That's basic ignorance and that.

[01:39:54] You didn't see it like you're about to go on a fishing trip.

[01:39:57] I do.

[01:39:57] I have a video, like, but it's like,

[01:40:00] I thought it was just, like, whispering.

[01:40:02] I didn't know, like, you were straight up, like,

[01:40:04] licking in my ear.

[01:40:05] Something like a while already.

[01:40:07] All right.

[01:40:07] I have one of these to a little gator.

[01:40:10] Some people call it a buff.

[01:40:13] I would just look about plumb.

[01:40:14] It's just a neck warmer.

[01:40:16] Right.

[01:40:16] Scorpion in the Gorpon?

[01:40:18] Scorpion in the Gorpon in my ear?

[01:40:23] Wait, what's this? Is that a hat?

[01:40:25] That's a nice hat.

[01:40:29] Oh, it's a headband.

[01:40:37] Oh, it's a neckband.

[01:40:39] That crow is fucking nasty.

[01:40:41] I want to eat that thing.

[01:40:43] How many calories do you think are in that thing?

[01:40:45] Don't eat crow!

[01:40:53] Yeah bro, shout out ASMR artists

[01:40:59] Making incredible sounds

[01:41:01] Shout out to you ASMR artists

[01:41:03] We smashed our goal yesterday

[01:41:05] Beat our best record

[01:41:07] Shout out crow's

[01:41:09] Of course Chris has gone to the toilet

[01:41:11] Hit 120 f-

[01:41:13] Oh my god, I gotta do two songs.

[01:41:15] Shout out, Crows.

[01:41:19] I think it's very serious.

[01:41:20] Seriously?

[01:41:21] Shout out, Slorp and Englorbin.

[01:41:24] What?

[01:41:25] What are you talking about?

[01:41:26] I have a- I have a full fucking wicking layer on it.

[01:41:29] I don't know what the wicking layer is.

[01:41:30] I know!

[01:41:31] That's what's surprising to me.

[01:41:32] You don't understand what the wicking layer is?

[01:41:34] No, I don't know what the wicking layer is.

[01:41:35] You're wearing the padded fucking viking pants.

[01:41:37] You don't know what the wicking layer is.

[01:41:38] No, I don't know what the wicking layer is.

[01:41:39] Bro is ready to rob their bank.

[01:41:41] I'm not buying the Pugger and Other class.

[01:41:45] Once Claude wakes up.

[01:41:47] Once Claude wakes up, you're permanent.

[01:41:51] Not gonna make it.

[01:41:53] We're not gonna make it.

[01:41:55] You're telling me about this term. What do they say, N?

[01:41:57] NGMI.

[01:41:59] NGMI. Not gonna make it.

[01:42:01] Chris is definitely NGMI.

[01:42:03] Chris is, he won't even,

[01:42:05] nor even budge on Claude.

[01:42:07] You know that.

[01:42:08] What's Claude wakes up?

[01:42:10] Chris is, Chris is sleeping with the fishes.

[01:42:13] With the fishes?

[01:42:15] Oh no!

[01:42:16] I'm a profit.

[01:42:17] I'm a reasonably well-frightened profit.

[01:42:19] It's pretty impressive.

[01:42:20] I'm a very well-frightened profit.

[01:42:22] It's permanent profit.

[01:42:24] There's, um, in the tech bro world, lately there's been a, a fascination on, um, I

[01:42:30] think that when the, when Claude wakes up, it's, uh, and when, when, when, when,

[01:42:36] when AGI happens there'll be a prominent divide between the upper and lower class.

[01:42:42] What?

[01:42:44] These tech bros are like, gotta work 20 hours a day.

[01:42:47] Yeah?

[01:42:48] 996.

[01:42:49] 996.

[01:42:50] What?

[01:42:51] Is this true?

[01:42:52] What the fuck?

[01:42:53] Yeah, you're not gonna make it.

[01:42:54] You're not gonna make it, bro.

[01:42:55] You're not gonna make it.

[01:42:56] Just in general.

[01:42:57] I squaww the head bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh.

[01:43:02] You like quad?

[01:43:03] I want to ensure an abortion on iron mouse your username checks out Ohio freak

[01:43:28] Of course, it would be...

[01:43:35] I'm sure your mom was disappointed when hers did not take.

[01:43:48] Was that even me?

[01:43:52] Well, I thought Stalin could be exiled inside there for 10 years.

[01:43:55] I could be 10 days around QE.

[01:43:57] Excuse me.

[01:43:58] 8 kilometres a day.

[01:44:00] Excuse me.

[01:44:01] Well, it didn't work. All that happened was I got depressed because Stalin's a mess.

[01:44:04] He's an awful, awful kid.

[01:44:06] Sorry.

[01:44:07] This is crazy. I would not listen to the dictator's memoirs.

[01:44:12] That's the kind of thinking you get on the important page.

[01:44:17] Yeah, this dictator will kick me out.

[01:44:19] I bet.

[01:44:21] Hey, that was just joking.

[01:44:23] I don't know, like, skinny ones?

[01:44:25] They're like, spin up to tighten it.

[01:44:28] You put my flask in the trunk.

[01:44:32] Don't take it off.

[01:44:35] Don't you dare. Don't even think about it.

[01:44:41] Alright, skate.

[01:44:42] Alright.

[01:44:43] We've been fucking around too long.

[01:44:45] I love shooting.

[01:44:47] I'm ready. I started pedaling already.

[01:44:50] Oh my god, this is fucking...

[01:44:58] I just put it into high mode.

[01:45:01] That's the mode where you don't have to pedal.

[01:45:04] I've been cycling this whole time, I'm already halfway there.

[01:45:08] Cyclethawn, day two, let's go!

[01:45:10] That's crazy!

[01:45:11] No one, not a single other guest ever requested an e-bike?

[01:45:20] You're a kickstand, kickstand.

[01:45:22] There we go.

[01:45:24] That's how much he knows about the biking.

[01:45:29] Whoa, zero, zero victims.

[01:45:34] Cat, we need to sing two songs.

[01:45:37] Are we?

[01:45:38] Slad is going to have a heart attack before the first hill.

[01:45:41] We will.

[01:45:43] We're back on booby, where we need to change it to Brian until we hit 150k today.

[01:45:47] we gotta we gotta 200 kilometers in in I came here to burn calories and

[01:45:56] instead I've declared war on non bread why have I declared war on non bread I

[01:46:02] quite like non bread thank you from your Qing Chong brother no okay oh my

[01:46:10] Why is that? You cannot say that.

[01:46:14] Mudd, why is that not a filtered... oh, turn, turn, turn.

[01:46:17] Why is that not filtered?

[01:46:19] Hello, this is King Willem Alexander.

[01:46:21] Where is Slap?

[01:46:22] Thanks for showing everyone the joy.

[01:46:24] I didn't see you.

[01:46:26] You are in my blind spot.

[01:46:28] Bovee, what the fuck?

[01:46:30] How are we going to turn left here?

[01:46:33] Is it nice, the bike?

[01:46:36] Oh my God.

[01:46:38] wait maybe I need that type of bike I'm gonna buy a e-bike he convinced me

[01:46:45] he convinced me

[01:46:47] my first ever proper bike ride this week and I loved every minute of it oh my

[01:46:52] god

[01:46:54] okay this is going on its own

[01:46:56] make sure documents

[01:46:58] they're in the country of America

[01:47:01] this is helpful

[01:47:03] this is flat

[01:47:05] but United States of America

[01:47:08] We're in Appalachia. They're cycling down the Appalachia mountain.

[01:47:15] This is unfair. This is torture watching you.

[01:47:18] Appalachia! Appalachia! I'm going to go to Appalachia and I'm going to live in Appalachia.

[01:47:24] And you've got massive wheels and suspension.

[01:47:26] Living in Appalachia means...

[01:47:30] They called you Schlott on the TTS.

[01:47:32] Schlott?

[01:47:33] It always called me Schlott.

[01:47:38] Oh my God, he's peddling.

[01:47:45] Alright, yes.

[01:47:47] What is this?

[01:47:48] $500 donation, cryptic circuit.

[01:47:51] Thank you, my man.

[01:47:52] Thank you.

[01:47:53] That is so huge.

[01:47:54] Nice to see you again, hope you're doing well, man.

[01:47:59] Good morning, chat.

[01:48:01] Let us begin with the blessing.

[01:48:03] Ah, yes, the blessing.

[01:48:05] Ooga! Ooga! Ooga! Ooga! Ooga! Ooga! Ooga!

[01:48:15] You got rid of boobie. I don't want to listen to Brian.

[01:48:19] I do not care about anybody but Boobie.

[01:48:23] I don't care about Brian.

[01:48:24] That's the ritual they do every morning.

[01:48:30] I do not care about Brian.

[01:48:33] Oogh. Oogh.

[01:48:35] So we had a hundred and fifty K today to flotter here cheap

[01:48:45] He's shooting but you know what he's carving the the wind in front of me, so honestly, it's a fair trade to me

[01:48:52] He gets to be the one break that didn't tell you what happened in 1989

[01:48:59] 1989 what's asking what happens?

[01:49:05] We'll have to ask him what happened, surely it's not that bad, right?

[01:49:19] The slipstream, that's great.

[01:49:20] Thank you for being the windbreaker.

[01:49:22] Slipstream.

[01:49:23] This is awesome.

[01:49:25] This is great.

[01:49:26] Do you use sidewalks anymore?

[01:49:30] No, as of this month you're not allowed to use sidewalks anymore.

[01:49:34] Oh shit, there's a sidewalk lock?

[01:49:36] Well they made it illegal to ride the bike on a sidewalk.

[01:49:39] Well I thought you just meant to get a...

[01:49:41] Uh, no, no.

[01:49:43] But also the sidewalks for our bikes are pretty bad.

[01:49:47] Well this road is not very good either.

[01:49:50] What?

[01:49:51] Guess rent was due again, big guy.

[01:49:53] He was definitely going to skim off the top JK.

[01:49:56] Hello, friend, sorry here.

[01:49:58] Hello, friend, sorry.

[01:50:00] Hello, friend, sorry.

[01:50:02] fun of me and my toucher last year we did tell Chris he's never getting an

[01:50:07] invite to the palace again Prince Harry don't have to go to invite either happy

[01:50:12] second season hope you guys have a safe trip and have lots of fun thank you

[01:50:17] pleasure to watch you guys every year

[01:50:21] whoo to be right wager for what how much lot's trodgers become

[01:50:26] You look...

[01:50:27] I'm just impressed into diamonds.

[01:50:28] What the fuck?

[01:50:30] Thank you for the extra cake float on this leg.

[01:50:33] Much love.

[01:50:36] Much love.

[01:50:37] It's an extra cake, don't worry.

[01:50:39] I'd love a chat.

[01:50:41] But I gotta see too fast.

[01:50:43] It's crazy, it looks like he's wearing like regular clothes.

[01:50:45] Glad to see Slop still biking after what happened in 1999.

[01:50:50] What happened in 1999?

[01:50:52] Is something happening in 1989 and 99?

[01:50:54] What's going on with these 9s?

[01:50:56] It's cold today, though, chat. It is like seven degrees.

[01:51:10] It's a new guy. May your buttered chicken be succulent and moist. May your eyes never

[01:51:16] flatten and your roads always remain dry. Thanks for another year for a great cause

[01:51:24] The way I think he's singing.

[01:51:26] Is he humming a tune?

[01:51:29] Loud after the people in the back.

[01:51:42] Very nice.

[01:51:43] Ain't no way.

[01:51:44] Your bike is so loud that it's like...

[01:51:48] Your engine. Your engine is fucking roaring.

[01:51:51] I feel like it's nothing to do with shit.

[01:51:53] Are you serious?

[01:51:55] I'm kind of struggling.

[01:51:57] Oh god.

[01:51:59] I'm serious.

[01:52:03] We should start ahead here.

[01:52:07] I was literally going to see myself.

[01:52:09] You're on a low gear, I think.

[01:52:11] Yeah, I think you need to change gear on the other one.

[01:52:13] I think he's like...

[01:52:17] First raise.

[01:52:19] Hey, it's like he knew!

[01:52:23] Yes!

[01:52:25] It's like he knew! It's like he knew!

[01:52:29] In line for the Bibinos concert right now, have fun at the Bibinos concert.

[01:52:33] Why do they tell me to call you there?

[01:52:35] You'll probably see me there.

[01:52:37] I won't tell you.

[01:52:43] I know.

[01:52:44] No, stop, don't say that.

[01:52:51] What?

[01:52:52] Butter chicken Jesus.

[01:52:53] No, stop.

[01:52:54] I like butter chicken.

[01:52:56] Butter chicken!

[01:52:58] Butter chicken struggle.

[01:53:00] No, stop.

[01:53:02] Yes, straight with the light.

[01:53:04] Whoa, look at the light.

[01:53:06] Look at the light, it's going...

[01:53:08] I can get that to slow down.

[01:53:10] Yeah.

[01:53:12] I don't know why it's taking so great part of cycloponic

[01:53:19] My work schedule with I don't think it's gonna change

[01:53:23] She L

[01:53:25] Gl. She'll Pan is turning slut steps into slur electricity a brilliant way to forget what happened in

[01:53:34] The keep referencing stuff that happened on a crisp and flat

[01:53:38] another fact that woman is still not over my fear of eagles so this is my penance

[01:53:44] praying for a little bar and blues family of five

[01:53:49] sing bicycle by by queen how about you eat that today is my birthday and I'll

[01:53:56] retire more donations vice a london's core question mark a london's core

[01:54:02] How about you, Yui Gakka, bro?

[01:54:08] How about you, Yui Gakka?

[01:54:32] That's where it ends

[01:54:34] But this older version of it will never die

[01:54:38] Ready for those flashing lights

[01:54:42] Cause you're the baby I

[01:54:45] I'm your biggest fan

[01:54:47] I'll follow you till you love me

[01:54:50] Papa, Papa, Ratty

[01:54:53] Baby, there's no other superstar

[01:54:56] You know that I'll be

[01:54:58] Papa, Papa, Ratty

[01:55:01] Promise I'll be glad

[01:55:04] But I won't stop until that boy is mine

[01:55:09] Baby you'll be painless, chase you down until you love me

[01:55:15] Papa, Papa, like me

[01:55:21] Hey!

[01:55:22] In my eyes

[01:55:26] I'll be your girl

[01:55:28] Backstay that you saw

[01:55:30] They'll be ropes and guitars

[01:55:32] Yeah, cause you're my rockstar

[01:55:34] In between the sets

[01:55:37] A liner and cigarettes

[01:55:41] Ooh

[01:55:43] Shadows of dirt

[01:55:45] Yellow dance and we turn

[01:55:47] My lashes are black

[01:55:49] Purple kid drops like dye

[01:55:51] I don't have a price

[01:55:53] Loving you is very high

[01:55:57] Cause you know the very high

[01:55:59] Ah, I'm the biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me

[01:56:05] Papa, paparazzi, baby this is who I am

[01:56:10] Superstar, you know that I'll be

[01:56:13] Papa, paparazzi, promise I'll be tight

[01:56:19] But I won't stop until that boy is mine

[01:56:24] Baby, you'll be famous if you don't do your love, be proper, proper, righty

[01:56:33] Real good, we get seen in the studio, snap the snap to the tip on the radio

[01:56:42] Don't stop, already won, we're plastic but we still have fun

[01:56:50] I'm your biggest fan, I follow you until you love me

[01:56:55] Pappu, Pappu Ratty

[01:56:58] Baby there's no other superstar you know that I'll be

[01:57:03] Pappu, Pappu Ratty

[01:57:06] Promise I'll be kind

[01:57:09] But I won't stop until that boy is mine

[01:57:15] Baby you'll be famous, chase you down until you love me

[01:57:20] Bobble, Bobble righty

[01:57:24] I'm gonna make this guy sing with me, whether he likes it or not

[01:57:34] Wow, did he just say jerk me?

[01:57:41] What?

[01:57:44] He's some motivation?

[01:57:50] What?

[01:57:52] Connor, do you like butter chicken?

[01:57:54] I do.

[01:57:55] Butter chicken?

[01:57:56] Butter chicken?

[01:57:57] Butter chicken?

[01:57:58] Butter chicken?

[01:57:59] Butter chicken?

[01:58:00] Butter chicken?

[01:58:01] Butter chicken?

[01:58:02] Why?

[01:58:03] Butter chicken?

[01:58:04] Why?

[01:58:05] Do you like butter chicken?

[01:58:06] There seems to be a misunderstanding of the word.

[01:58:08] The donation board is dead!

[01:58:10] It is not a bad thing.

[01:58:12] No!

[01:58:13] Love from Turkey.

[01:58:15] Alright, thank you.

[01:58:17] I appreciate that.

[01:58:19] I just feel like Chad is not using it in a sensible way.

[01:58:27] Are you really peddling?

[01:58:29] Yes.

[01:58:32] Oh no, we've raised zero dollars.

[01:58:35] You're gonna die.

[01:58:36] Oh, zero dollars.

[01:58:39] No, we've raised zero dollars.

[01:58:42] What are we gonna do?

[01:58:44] We raise zero dollars.

[01:58:46] Errr...

[01:58:47] Erase your dark monkey nose!

[01:58:58] I don't press this sensor here

[01:59:01] I ain't got no piece to borrow

[01:59:04] Well, I had a million dollars in us

[01:59:08] I spent it all at the back of the finance

[01:59:11] Had a M.S. and told that you found

[01:59:14] Well, I popped a cap in Santa when I slept for the night

[01:59:21] What I really wanna know

[01:59:24] My baby

[01:59:26] What I really wanna say

[01:59:29] I can't decide

[01:59:31] Well, it's love that I need, oh

[01:59:36] But not so hard to reach

[01:59:39] Should I get back and find that honey on my own?

[01:59:44] That he's gonna love, wanna know

[01:59:49] When I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break

[01:59:53] And I gotta live it out, ooh

[01:59:58] But I swear that I'm higher

[02:00:01] What I really wanna know, my baby

[02:00:06] What I really wanna say, I can't define

[02:00:11] Yeah, love, make it go

[02:00:16] I'm not so happy

[02:00:30] Oh shit, he's peddling!

[02:00:32] He's peddling, baby!

[02:00:33] He's peddling!

[02:00:34] He's peddling!

[02:00:35] He's peddling!

[02:00:36] What I really want to say is my baby What I really want to say is I've got my

[02:00:50] And I make it, oh yes I'm coming up Tell Sanchi to daddy he knows what it's good

[02:01:00] For his sweet best who runnin' hide

[02:01:03] Daddy's got a new 45

[02:01:08] And I won't take like two steaks that fell straight down

[02:01:12] Santa's throat

[02:01:13] Believe me, when I say that I've got something for a punk ass

[02:01:20] What I really wanna know

[02:01:23] My baby

[02:01:25] What I really wanna say

[02:01:28] This is this one

[02:01:31] Way back

[02:01:32] And I made it

[02:01:36] But my soul will have to wait

[02:01:43] Oh no, we raised zero dollars

[02:01:46] Oh no, we raised zero dollars

[02:01:48] Help

[02:01:50] Zero dollars have been raised

[02:01:53] Help, zero dollars!

[02:01:55] Most of the guests live in Japan, so I've got to...

[02:01:57] How many sounds have I done?

[02:01:59] Uh...

[02:02:05] I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...

[02:02:08] Oh, today too!

[02:02:13] Two!

[02:02:16] Two songs, two songs!

[02:02:20] Two songs today, two songs!

[02:02:23] Let's keep going. The stream quality is bad.

[02:02:33] What? It's a nice day today.

[02:02:35] Relatively speaking, any day that isn't raining is a nice day.

[02:02:38] How are you finding it?

[02:02:42] Mayor? Oh no. We've raised zero dollars.

[02:02:45] Sometimes. Somebody quit.

[02:02:47] Yeah, we just chugged.

[02:02:53] Yeah, that's like a three-second gap. It's something to do a deal

[02:03:15] Let's just see how long his battery lasts he's in trouble with that thing guys. I don't know if he'll

[02:03:23] Why is there a windbreaker there, it certainly makes cycling a lot easier.

[02:03:40] Wow, cycle, cycle, cycle!

[02:03:46] Loading carbs mad respect for your efforts. Thank you

[02:03:50] Cheers from the Netherlands

[02:03:51] Help everyone, the donations they're gone

[02:03:53] Someone took them

[02:03:55] For the Immune Deficiency Foundation

[02:03:57] Oh yeah

[02:03:58] Someone took them

[02:03:59] Someone took them

[02:04:00] Someone took them

[02:04:01] Someone took them

[02:04:02] Someone took them

[02:04:03] Someone took some jumps on the giant bike

[02:04:04] How much do we need to donate to make that happen?

[02:04:06] Who knows

[02:04:07] How much to make you do some jumps on the

[02:04:09] You mean?

[02:04:10] No

[02:04:11] This bike ain't coming off the ground

[02:04:13] That's pretty epic

[02:04:14] Yeah, it looks pretty solid of ours Chris Schlott mouse and crew. Hope today goes well

[02:04:25] Have a good day, so tell me if you in the lottery you will donate so if we all donate

[02:04:32] Hey, Connor, Kristen Schlott, wishing you all a safe day too.

[02:04:44] You're extremely fallen for me, bro.

[02:04:46] What do you need to raise today to make up for all of them back in 1999?

[02:04:50] What happened to me yesterday?

[02:04:51] Oh, look at that!

[02:04:52] A power logo!

[02:04:53] Power!

[02:04:54] Power!

[02:04:55] Power!

[02:04:56] Power!

[02:05:02] Little power!

[02:05:03] This is the tour of the tournament.

[02:05:13] The blow is everything. No, it's just broken!

[02:05:15] The blow is just broken. It's just broken.

[02:05:18] This is broken just like my soul.

[02:05:22] Oh man. This is just like rural America.

[02:05:25] Tell Slaught that my brother wants his virginity by...

[02:05:27] How Slaught?

[02:05:28] Where's my Slave Gang at?

[02:05:31] What?

[02:05:34] Yeah! What?

[02:05:34] Oh, shit! We're at 130!

[02:05:36] Let's go! 130!

[02:05:40] 130, 130, 130, 130, 130!

[02:05:50] No, that's nothing!

[02:05:52] No!

[02:05:55] No?

[02:05:57] Yeah!

[02:05:59] Who is?

[02:06:05] What? I got my bike!

[02:06:07] Yeah!

[02:06:09] It's an e-bike!

[02:06:11] It's an e-bike!

[02:06:13] What do you mean?

[02:06:15] I got my bike!

[02:06:17] I got my bike!

[02:06:19] It's the only e-bike in the area!

[02:06:21] That's why we still go to the charity.

[02:06:23] What was that?

[02:06:28] Guys, I don't think Slot is going to be happy about this.

[02:06:34] Bad joining.

[02:06:36] I've got my badge.

[02:06:39] I've got my badge.

[02:06:41] I've got my badge.

[02:06:43] Are you in the wrong mode?

[02:06:45] Must you have a tiny mouth here?

[02:06:48] I do.

[02:06:50] No!

[02:06:50] Maybe it'll want gear.

[02:06:51] Ah, shit.

[02:06:52] I don't know what fucking bike that is.

[02:06:54] I'm just, I'm trying to figure out why I wouldn't be working.

[02:06:59] You didn't like passenger before?

[02:07:01] No, I didn't test it.

[02:07:02] Uh oh, it's the end to have them.

[02:07:04] I'm loading the bike for the guests.

[02:07:06] Bike ride?

[02:07:07] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[02:07:08] Keep those donors coming, chat.

[02:07:20] Maybe they forgot to charge it.

[02:07:25] Yeah, you are pedaling a lot.

[02:07:27] Uh-oh.

[02:07:30] It might be limited.

[02:07:37] 25 kilometers an hour.

[02:07:38] I think it's going less than that.

[02:07:42] It's definitely going like 15.

[02:07:47] Damn.

[02:07:50] We're on easy street.

[02:07:57] We're on easy street.

[02:08:01] But you have foe.

[02:08:04] Did you guys hear that if you have foe, it will pierce the sky every day?

[02:08:09] And the astronauts are not really impressed.

[02:08:14] Did you guys hear there's UFOs appearing in the sky every day?

[02:08:18] And the astronauts are not really in space.

[02:08:21] Because we live behind an ice wall.

[02:08:24] And the Earth is flat.

[02:08:26] And we have to go to the other biome.

[02:08:28] But there's still just bigger space.

[02:08:30] But there's UFOs appearing every day.

[02:08:33] Every day.

[02:08:35] I've been trying to call.

[02:08:38] I've been on my off for long enough.

[02:08:41] Maybe you can show me how to love

[02:08:43] Maybe

[02:08:45] I'm going through the clothes

[02:08:49] You don't even have to do too much

[02:08:52] You can turn me on and kiss the touch

[02:08:55] Baby

[02:08:57] Oh, since city's cold and empty

[02:09:01] No one's around to judge me

[02:09:04] I can't see clearly when you're the

[02:09:07] Oh, oh, oh, I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the light

[02:09:14] No, I can't see, but still I feel your touch

[02:09:20] I said, ooh, oh, see the fucking danger's getting on my thumb

[02:09:26] Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust

[02:09:30] I'm running out of time, cause I can see the sun out of the sky, so I hit the road and overcame the baby air.

[02:09:53] Oh, in cities called M&P, no one's around to judge me.

[02:10:00] I can't see clearly when you're gone.

[02:10:04] Oh, I say, ooh, I'm blinded by the light.

[02:10:10] Ooh, I can't see, but until I feel your touch.

[02:10:16] I say, ooh, I'm blinded by the light.

[02:10:22] Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I just...

[02:10:27] I'm just hoping I'll let you know

[02:10:30] I could never see you on the phone

[02:10:33] I will never let you let you go

[02:10:36] This time I say

[02:10:41] I'm not your brother now

[02:10:44] No, I can't keep on till I feel your touch

[02:11:22] Whoa. Roadwork ahead. Asher hoping does.

[02:11:28] He's coughing up, man. He's probably had too many cigars with you.

[02:11:34] Thanks.

[02:11:44] Mowsy killing it with some sublime. Thank you for that.

[02:11:48] Oh yeah guys.

[02:11:49] Thanks! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, she's getting over me.

[02:11:55] I must investigate.

[02:11:58] Oh, pfft.

[02:12:00] Bro, what the fuck?!

[02:12:06] Oh.

[02:12:10] What the... hold up.

[02:12:13] Um... it's him, it's Nummy.

[02:12:15] commander of the allied armies until 1917 during world war one

[02:12:21] it's not it's it's him it's not it's not me it's him

[02:12:24] behind the dropery in uh in thorns

[02:12:30] study up chat and i'll be a quiz and tell you

[02:12:32] you're in a vest investigator

[02:12:40] so you don't like the e-bike

[02:12:45] Connor, I must know, what would you do if a poop helicopter were to suddenly crash land on you?

[02:12:52] What?

[02:12:53] I'm pretty, pretty sad about that.

[02:12:55] What the fuck?

[02:12:56] My new C.D.O. game has been ruined.

[02:12:58] You?

[02:12:59] Ara!

[02:13:00] You gonna be happy?

[02:13:01] Ara!

[02:13:02] You?

[02:13:03] Ara!

[02:13:04] You?

[02:13:05] Ara!

[02:13:06] You?

[02:13:07] Ara!

[02:13:08] You?

[02:13:09] Ara!

[02:13:10] You?

[02:13:11] Ara!

[02:13:12] You?

[02:13:13] Ara!

[02:13:14] Arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar, yu-u, arar.

[02:13:26] Yeah, that's pretty...

[02:13:27] Hello. It's once again the boyfriend watching with his girlfriend from Australia.

[02:13:32] Donating to three white-cali foreigners.

[02:13:35] Peek-a-tah.

[02:13:36] Cat-line.

[02:13:38] Cat-line.

[02:13:39] line first time donating on twitch just to say three smell the pennies shout out

[02:13:47] to pals who help pals check don't donate plasma because pals help pals I'm very

[02:13:53] grateful that our little sponsored again they're so goddamn cool finish they're

[02:13:58] like always like hey just have fun let people know how old sponsors don't

[02:14:04] Hey!

[02:14:06] You've got a rod!

[02:14:09] Is there a green hole for today?

[02:14:10] Yes, there is.

[02:14:15] I don't know about that.

[02:14:18] Something about the damn green eminem bro.

[02:14:22] I'll have to inquire about it.

[02:14:27] Interesting facts in here.

[02:14:30] About our guest.

[02:14:34] You are all

[02:14:40] Hope you have a bang of fifth cyclist

[02:14:42] Thank you

[02:14:43] IDF Connor Chris Jays Pete

[02:14:47] Etc

[02:14:48] Thanks bro

[02:14:48] Here's to my fifth time donating

[02:14:51] Ah thank you

[02:14:53] Thanks bro

[02:14:54] Listen, see this is where your bike works

[02:14:58] Mine doesn't work so well on these parts

[02:15:00] Thanks bro

[02:15:31] Remind the chat that if you sub or gift a sub that doesn't unfortunately work a prime

[02:15:36] You will get the donate emote. I think a bunch of you have it in chat. So feel free to spam it at all points

[02:15:44] And if you prime still you'd skip all the ads

[02:15:49] Shout out power. Shout out panzea. Shout out shouting out.

[02:15:52] Shout out quotes, shout out e-bikes, shout out badges

[02:15:56] Shout out, shout out, prime

[02:15:58] Mines for entertainment and it's giving me a chance to use the Nile.

[02:16:06] And if you want to donate at any point during the stream, there should be a pinned comment with the link at all times.

[02:16:14] And the latest stream, if you're on the desktop, you can scroll down as a donate panel.

[02:16:18] On mobile it's a little more difficult, I will admit, but the mod should be

[02:16:22] pasting the link pretty much constantly in there so you can kind of work and see the link.

[02:16:26] it's 25 dollars to activate the speaker 150 K today we will swap it over to

[02:16:33] movie well it's up for the boy what's up the boys W sounds like a fucking monster

[02:16:46] truck in front of me all right this should be our stop

[02:16:56] What a beautiful area.

[02:17:00] Shout out to me being gay.

[02:17:13] Shout out leg lengthening surgery.

[02:17:17] Shout out Long Legs.

[02:17:26] Well, it's time to do something similar to my father right now this year

[02:17:35] So I'm fight but all

[02:17:45] Yeah bike doesn't work guys

[02:17:50] Yeah

[02:17:52] It's in time mode. The thing is, is like just adding weight. Yeah, because I'm not

[02:17:59] because I have an e-bike at home. I was living the fucking hounds like this.

[02:18:02] It could be going 100% for an hour on the on the hills.

[02:18:05] Oh no!

[02:18:07] You did this! You did this, bro!

[02:18:10] Shot the camera last night, man.

[02:18:12] Oh no!

[02:18:14] It helps vaguely on the nose. Like I passed Connor on the hills but going straight

[02:18:20] It's like, it adds challenge.

[02:18:25] This is the only one you can find.

[02:18:27] Oh yeah, you need a second beer at the front.

[02:18:31] I'll actually do the regular bike.

[02:18:33] I'm not even joking, I'll do the regular bike.

[02:18:35] Oh my god!

[02:18:38] I'm sorry sir.

[02:18:45] Shoutouts using stepstools to see yourself in the mirror.

[02:18:48] What's up with your new bike? Kiss my fucky ass?

[02:18:51] That's the worst.

[02:18:52] Well, now I can't do my smoking cigars bit.

[02:18:55] Because I'm gonna actually have to try it.

[02:18:57] This sucks.

[02:18:58] He's actually doing exercise now.

[02:19:00] I have to do it by the rest of us, mate.

[02:19:05] Exercise! Exercise! Exercise time!

[02:19:08] No smoking cigars.

[02:19:10] I feel like having lunch at 5 p.m.

[02:19:12] Don't worry, guys. I'll smoke all the cigars for him.

[02:19:14] He's seen you handedly open the straight of the loose if he wanted to.

[02:19:16] He's a powerful ant.

[02:19:18] Is that fair?

[02:19:19] How would you do that?

[02:19:20] I will smoke all the cigar-ish brandy.

[02:19:22] I'm going to ship a fucking cigar, and that's what you think.

[02:19:25] How's organic?

[02:19:26] Good.

[02:19:27] $33,000.

[02:19:28] Whoa!

[02:19:29] Anonymous with a $1,500 donation.

[02:19:30] Thanks, Anonymous, for the $1,500 donation.

[02:19:31] Oh my God.

[02:19:32] I'm going to send people home to be sane today.

[02:19:33] I like the anonymous.

[02:19:34] Shout-out still being taller than Hennia, Dio.

[02:19:35] Shout-out.

[02:19:36] What the fuck is up with my internet, Dio?

[02:19:37] What the fuck is up with my internet, Dio?

[02:19:38] Shout-out still being taller than Hennia, Dio.

[02:19:39] Shout-out still being taller than Hennia, Dio.

[02:19:40] Cata, what the fuck is wrong with my internet, Dio?

[02:19:46] Miss Mouse, you don't need to be sorry.

[02:19:49] When you join the Serpent King's family, together we will devour all the regrets and ice cream too.

[02:20:00] Cata, what the fuck is going on, Dio?

[02:20:03] We're not leaving the key lot.

[02:20:04] Thank you, Christopher.

[02:20:05] Have you heard about the ice cream?

[02:20:06] It wasn't.

[02:20:10] Take the prism of the fire off.

[02:20:12] Do the A.F.O.B. site.

[02:20:13] Do the A.F.O.B. site.

[02:20:14] Do the A.F.O.B. site.

[02:20:16] Oh, OK.

[02:20:16] It's the eye-catches.

[02:20:17] It's one to go up and two to go down.

[02:20:21] Wake up!

[02:20:22] Wake up, everybody!

[02:20:23] Wake up, everyone!

[02:20:26] Wake up, everyone!

[02:20:31] Ding dong, bitch!

[02:20:34] Ding dong, bitch!

[02:20:36] Oh, so that's the go-getter.

[02:20:38] This is on and it's on, so you're not going to change this one.

[02:20:40] It's time for your P.D.L. extension!

[02:20:42] Here's the back one you're going to change for.

[02:20:43] I mean, right, it was two seconds.

[02:20:45] This is good.

[02:20:51] This is up?

[02:20:53] Yeah, in singular.

[02:20:56] These codes.

[02:20:57] That's got to be bad.

[02:21:00] We still have a lot to go as well.

[02:21:06] It's time for your micro penis transaction.

[02:21:16] Oh, this fresh one's actually open.

[02:21:19] Is it?

[02:21:20] I thought it was an abandoned building.

[02:21:24] Oh, it's open.

[02:21:26] I thought it was an abandoned building.

[02:21:44] The fucking bell doesn't work on this thing.

[02:21:46] It's waking to a normal bike.

[02:21:48] I don't need a mouse on your brain.

[02:21:55] Miss Mouse, speaking of extensions, you need to answer, if you were Godric, how many penises

[02:21:59] would you graft on, one or all of them?

[02:22:06] How many penises did Godric have grafted on to him?

[02:22:09] I think twelve.

[02:22:10] I'm deaf.

[02:22:11] I can't actually hear.

[02:22:12] I'm deaf. I can't actually hear it.

[02:22:15] He doesn't even need to film it! Come here!

[02:22:19] At least four.

[02:22:30] He definitely just crafted a giant dragon one. He definitely did.

[02:22:34] The freak!

[02:22:38] It's a lot of penises!

[02:22:42] Have you guys seen that that guy that's a magician that he's like they can run for 200 days on their own oil

[02:22:49] They'll be like oh, what do you see is this your car? And then he pulls out like a weird wiener

[02:23:00] Yes

[02:23:07] Those like weird bits where he pretends he's Chris anal

[02:23:12] I got my badge too!

[02:23:22] I got my badge too!

[02:23:29] What you gonna do?

[02:23:33] What you gonna do?

[02:23:34] I got my badge too!

[02:23:36] I got my badge!

[02:23:39] You can't say anything because I got it too.

[02:23:43] Now you will need my power.

[02:23:45] It's 20 kilometers time.

[02:23:46] You'll be at my feet, boy.

[02:23:49] You're all right.

[02:23:52] How's the chat going?

[02:23:55] It's all right.

[02:23:56] Yeah?

[02:23:57] Yeah, it's up to anyone.

[02:23:59] I will.

[02:24:00] I will.

[02:24:01] I will.

[02:24:02] We'll see you later.

[02:24:05] You think so?

[02:24:07] Why do I feel like I'm watching an episode of old Top Gear?

[02:24:29] I know, I know you can't do that.

[02:24:31] What's funny?

[02:24:33] This is what you want.

[02:24:35] Everything around you.

[02:24:37] I just, this fit is an actual, I love it.

[02:24:39] What are you going to do when you get rid of oil?

[02:24:41] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:24:43] They'll come rescue me.

[02:24:45] They'll come rescue you.

[02:24:47] They'll come rescue you.

[02:24:49] See, 810 war hogs are going to be coming in.

[02:24:51] They'll come rescue you.

[02:24:55] Okay, so how much have you raised?

[02:24:57] $134,000.

[02:24:59] It's very $10,000 there, aren't it?

[02:25:03] $1,000,000 for a million and $150,000.

[02:25:06] You're amazing.

[02:25:07] So you don't have to stop.

[02:25:08] You can get a couple of numbers.

[02:25:10] I think you can adjust it to this one, though.

[02:25:14] And we'll see how it goes.

[02:25:15] I'm going to move numbers left.

[02:25:17] OK, basically, there's two ways this goes.

[02:25:20] By the next time we stop, either I'm

[02:25:22] not speaking the rest of the day,

[02:25:24] Or I'm gonna be in a much more chipper mood.

[02:25:28] Do you feel like energetically spent?

[02:25:30] Well, cause I lost.

[02:25:31] My legs were burning.

[02:25:32] Oh, shit.

[02:25:33] At least I see it burning.

[02:25:34] Well, to be fair, the first leg's always the hardest.

[02:25:37] That's not true.

[02:25:38] You fucking idiot.

[02:25:39] Your legs are full of weight.

[02:25:40] What are you talking about?

[02:25:41] I mean, then when I just lost it.

[02:25:43] Tomorrow?

[02:25:44] The first thing to say.

[02:25:45] Cycleton day three?

[02:25:46] Your legs are all done.

[02:25:47] We'll be...

[02:25:48] We'll be holding a fucking...

[02:25:49] The top is the corner, right?

[02:25:51] This is...

[02:25:52] ceremony because this guy's going to die today. You know lemon? This is uh Taylor

[02:26:33] All right.

[02:26:34] Mom!

[02:26:35] Thank you, Mom.

[02:26:36] I hope you're doing good.

[02:26:38] This is just like Upstate New York.

[02:26:40] All it's missing is a Stuart's right here.

[02:26:42] What's a Stuart's?

[02:26:43] It's like a family mark with shit.

[02:26:46] But they have good ice cream.

[02:26:48] Okay.

[02:26:49] Okay.

[02:26:50] That's good.

[02:26:51] I didn't kind of invent an Upstate New York.

[02:26:53] I'll take you one day.

[02:26:54] Miss you, Kyle.

[02:26:55] You'll love it.

[02:26:56] We'll throw a little strawberry at all the deer in my backyard.

[02:26:59] That sounds nice.

[02:27:01] I, uh, I don't know what you're even talking about.

[02:27:05] Yeah, I'm not static right now.

[02:27:06] It's just, it's lush and it's beautiful.

[02:27:08] There's only hope for me.

[02:27:10] I will take anyone who wants to come upstate with me.

[02:27:14] You'd never, you'd never do it.

[02:27:16] You probably fucking hate us.

[02:27:18] You know what I was people that's like,

[02:27:20] can't stand deer.

[02:27:21] I love deer.

[02:27:22] I'm gonna rabbit island.

[02:27:24] This is something my time, been to rabbit island.

[02:27:26] It's talking to your time,

[02:27:27] and you're talking to me about an army.

[02:27:29] I wanna go to rabbit island.

[02:27:30] What the fuck? Take me to Rabbit Island. What the hell? How come no one's taking me to Rabbit Island?

[02:27:39] That's not fair.

[02:27:42] What are they doing on this? I'm supposed to pay my debts now.

[02:27:46] Take my ass to Rabbit Island.

[02:27:48] Let's make it a happy place now.

[02:28:20] I know people with dogs who have done that.

[02:28:24] I'll take your habits and the dogs of my face anyway.

[02:28:26] They put a little peanut butter on there.

[02:28:28] What?

[02:28:32] Let's get going boys.

[02:28:38] Take me to Rabbit Island.

[02:28:42] Man, I'm just, uh, he's just too...

[02:28:45] You keep going.

[02:28:47] I'm up for good work.

[02:28:49] I heard the bell.

[02:28:51] Fifth time watching, third time donating.

[02:28:54] Greetings from Chicago.

[02:28:56] Let's raise that donno amount.

[02:28:58] Chicago!

[02:29:00] For Mouse.

[02:29:02] Shout out your fame, shout out peace.

[02:29:05] Shout out.

[02:29:07] Shout out, bro.

[02:29:09] Gentlemen, this is Democracy Manifest.

[02:29:11] Get your hand off my touch.

[02:29:13] This is the bloke who got me on the touch of people.

[02:29:16] That's the char.

[02:29:18] easy a minute

[02:29:21] We'll see my favorite shot that's about Harry Potter is in the French books dot the word for Wanda's baggots

[02:29:27] The best use is the wizard Harry

[02:29:31] What's the charge it's in the middle a succulent

[02:29:36] My god flat secret agent

[02:29:41] Let's go cyclophon

[02:29:43] LFG

[02:29:45] Excited to watch Cyclopon 5, good luck.

[02:29:50] Greetings, gents. The streams are inspiring me to get more active and it's only day two.

[02:29:56] Good.

[02:29:57] 2026 is the year we all get shredded hashtag dicks in December.

[02:30:01] Dicks in December?

[02:30:03] My fifth year watching the Cyclopon even if I can't catch the streams, I'm one of those insane VOD watchers from the top 10.1%

[02:30:11] Shout out to the VOD watchers.

[02:30:13] Shout out, Bob Watcher!

[02:30:15] Shout out, Bob Watcher!

[02:30:17] Shout out, Bob Watcher!

[02:30:18] Shout out, Bob Watcher!

[02:30:19] I'm gonna be able to watch my Bob shout out, Bob Watcher.

[02:30:22] Oh, it smells a bad, dude.

[02:30:25] It smells like shit here.

[02:30:31] Why, what, did you not shower yesterday, mate?

[02:30:36] Shout out, Papa.

[02:30:37] Two hour long bath.

[02:30:39] You're like the fucking Baron Harkin and me.

[02:30:42] My ass. I do.

[02:30:44] Heh.

[02:30:45] Connie, you are an inspiration.

[02:30:47] You started the ride on the same day as one of the biggest cycling races in the world.

[02:30:52] Tour of Flanders.

[02:30:54] Tour of Flanders?

[02:30:56] I'm unfamiliar. I'm not a competitive cyclist.

[02:30:59] Flanders?

[02:31:00] I'm not that good.

[02:31:02] I just get on my bike once a year for two weeks.

[02:31:06] He has money to chase Linky's cigarette addiction.

[02:31:08] Waitress is the right place, right?

[02:31:11] He quickly dropped the cigar bit when he realized he actually had the cycle.

[02:31:18] That's so funny.

[02:31:20] Just like he's gonna die though. I don't know how he's gonna do that too.

[02:31:27] This is the E-bike doesn't work.

[02:31:30] Coming from Tasmania, Australia the regularly forgotten island of my country.

[02:31:35] No, I'm not holding it right.

[02:31:37] Tasmania! Tasmania!

[02:31:49] I'm eating right!

[02:31:58] Oh, it is cold man! It's cold man!

[02:32:02] man this freezing yeah I was kind of hoping the sun would come out a little

[02:32:12] bit but it's not oh no I forgot good morning Connor love from Australia

[02:32:21] morning morning Australians

[02:32:27] My first Cyclopon, good luck and a great cause.

[02:32:35] Thank you.

[02:32:36] Yeah, it's just cold because you want to, you know, you're moving a lot.

[02:32:44] Oh, thank you.

[02:32:45] I did a UX research presentation on the impact of these Cyclopons on awareness for

[02:32:49] the other yet.

[02:32:50] Oh, that's awesome.

[02:32:51] Love from Myth for Doridon.

[02:32:52] Wow.

[02:32:53] That's so cool.

[02:32:54] Thank you.

[02:32:55] I'd love to see that.

[02:32:56] I uh, the community foundation sent me some info.

[02:33:05] Thank you.

[02:33:06] More info about the charity they can share with you guys as well.

[02:33:08] Howdy everybody.

[02:33:09] Maybe we can stop the lunch or something.

[02:33:10] Oh it's cold.

[02:33:11] It's cold.

[02:33:12] There's another cyclist.

[02:33:13] What the hell?

[02:33:14] Is that a person there?

[02:33:15] It's a guy's maid outfit.

[02:33:16] That's a made outfit.

[02:33:23] He's the made outfit with the full...

[02:33:31] What the?

[02:33:34] Damn.

[02:33:36] Boon?

[02:33:38] Ma'am.

[02:33:39] Boon?

[02:33:40] Are you?

[02:33:41] Your first term donating coming from Texas.

[02:33:44] Hello, thank you so much for the donation.

[02:33:50] Mr. Texas man.

[02:33:51] Can you turn back around?

[02:33:56] Oh, the wind farm.

[02:33:58] So close to the windmill.

[02:34:00] Wind farm?

[02:34:02] I have...

[02:34:07] I've touched one happy day to have cyclophon

[02:34:11] Thank you on your wallets and get those dough nose in 150 we get

[02:34:16] Ruby back to you guys and hello to the big one thirty five

[02:34:25] 150 for Ruby boys and how make a stunning comeback bro

[02:34:33] Thank you all for the donation, seriously, you're very kind.

[02:34:51] You got the badge? Hey, can you grab it?

[02:34:53] I'm excited to see all your badges, guys.

[02:34:56] Hello boys, you always show us very breast of a man. Why did you say that the great world? Why did Brian say it like that?

[02:35:06] What the fuck?

[02:35:18] The very breast

[02:35:26] Oh, just got to keep pedaling boys.

[02:35:34] That's all you got to do.

[02:35:39] But it's nice though.

[02:35:40] This area is really beautiful.

[02:35:42] Just very serene, very quiet.

[02:35:47] This is like junior and back up to there, which is a scary part.

[02:35:53] I

[02:35:56] Hey Connor, it's me Leon Scott Kennedy

[02:36:00] In his sight let's on nappardons

[02:36:04] I'd rather play

[02:36:07] Than it do another song smart man. They're coming high

[02:36:10] It's here the bit of the women's dream in got over a million views on Twitter

[02:36:15] Oh, I'll be painted by anything

[02:36:17] How much do you think? How much do you think?

[02:36:19] How much do you think?

[02:36:21] What?

[02:36:23] Get that Adler, pics.

[02:36:25] Love the course you do, Connor, and Chris, this is my first donation.

[02:36:27] Oh.

[02:36:29] Also, the guiwis are rules.

[02:36:31] It's a bad thing.

[02:36:33] Good luck for me, cake, and catch steams.

[02:36:35] Often here's the mummy I would have spent on these drinks.

[02:36:37] Oh, thank you.

[02:36:39] Thank you.

[02:36:41] It's our day two. Keep up the good cause, everyone.

[02:36:43] Keep up the good cause.

[02:36:45] I actually heard about Jim's and dr. Ballard's chunky sausages community

[02:36:51] Thank you the rest

[02:37:01] Great signaling very responsible cycling

[02:37:06] what the fuck well what's happening today oh my god what is going on my oh my

[02:37:27] I'm a dad.

[02:37:30] That's like...

[02:37:33] My browser is like... going cycle.

[02:37:45] I'm trying to watch CycleDog!

[02:37:46] AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[02:37:48] Hello, your doctor speaking.

[02:37:50] You didn't tell me Cycleathon would start this soon

[02:37:53] Soon and now I'm in Italy and it's almost 4 a.m. By the way you've sting

[02:38:05] Let's go monkey Chris and Shloth working that cake to for a good cause safe travels you heroes

[02:38:12] Thank you

[02:38:15] Thank you

[02:38:23] What are you laughing about?

[02:38:28] Hey, you're free.

[02:38:33] That wasn't a prank.

[02:38:38] We thought it worked.

[02:38:43] No.

[02:38:45] Yes.

[02:38:47] All the time.

[02:38:51] The lion does not concern himself with the e-bike of the she

[02:39:03] Yeah, you're not gonna make it you're not you're not gonna make it man from Tampa, Florida

[02:39:09] Happy to be donated to

[02:39:12] May I have permission to skip work tomorrow to watch all night. Yes skip

[02:39:17] good way to early morning from Germany yeah it they're a little uncomfortable

[02:39:27] but yeah your hands are just gonna hurt this is Leonardo DiCaprio this really

[02:39:35] has the uns for his butter chicken jayhat sender okay keep up the good

[02:39:39] work guys sending love you guys and mouse keep on keeping on keep on keeping

[02:39:57] Keep on keeping on!

[02:40:03] Are you fucking for real?

[02:40:11] What is going on?

[02:40:14] Oh my god, twits, please!

[02:40:18] Please!

[02:40:23] What the fuck?

[02:40:25] I'm beyond confused as to what's going on in my computer. Oh my God.

[02:40:35] Brother of the day, of course.

[02:40:40] I don't know. Like someone was following us for a moment.

[02:40:44] What?

[02:40:49] Hey, 136, awesome guys.

[02:40:55] Yeah, it's just like America, man.

[02:41:10] Yeah, I mean the countryside is, you know, definitely a lot more trash than in the cities.

[02:41:17] Weirdly.

[02:41:19] Hello?

[02:41:29] What the fuck?

[02:41:31] You swapped with different brothers?

[02:41:32] Uh oh.

[02:41:37] I didn't say that!

[02:41:38] What the fuck?

[02:41:40] Why are you such a fucking liar?

[02:41:46] What the fuck?

[02:41:49] out to my friends on the X-weeds.

[02:41:52] Sweet, they're getting out of the very rock in my hand.

[02:41:55] But on the other side of the spectrum, they're making to support my clients.

[02:42:00] They're not gonna let me down.

[02:42:04] Oh no, they're dying.

[02:42:08] Eee-ee.

[02:42:11] Roro.

[02:42:15] Oh god.

[02:42:19] I'm falling down into my shadow

[02:42:32] I'm drowning in my breath

[02:42:35] I'm waiting for you daily night

[02:42:38] Don't scare me

[02:42:40] The place where the magic was drawn

[02:42:47] If you can touch it

[02:42:52] Be you in your dream, yeah

[02:42:55] Baby, even if it's a scary dream

[02:43:10] I'll take a seat.

[02:43:40] But I feel I am forever with your soul

[02:43:46] Look up and shine like the moon

[02:43:57] Oh my God, I'm going to a background fail

[02:45:30] you

[02:46:00] you

[02:46:30] you

[02:47:00] you

[02:47:30] you

[02:48:00] You

[02:48:21] Nice you're wrong. What's the

[02:48:24] Eating a meal day. Oh a succulent butter chicken meal day. Oh

[02:48:28] It never ends, you're a butter chicken.

[02:48:41] Uh-oh, was this sabotage?

[02:48:48] Ah, still there is a nice road, so can't complain, this is kind of what you want.

[02:48:54] Why are we watching twilight while we ride?

[02:48:57] Could finish the whole series?

[02:49:00] Robert Patterson's best work.

[02:49:02] I mean, I wouldn't go that far.

[02:49:11] Well, they're just sharing the secrets of success.

[02:49:15] What's up?

[02:49:18] Yeah.

[02:49:19] Yeah.

[02:49:20] He's a...

[02:49:21] The dream that Connor did a cyclist...

[02:49:23] His gear thing looks funny.

[02:49:25] ...and he's going to the highway.

[02:49:27] Yeah, look at that.

[02:49:29] Yeah, it doesn't look right.

[02:49:30] Look at the back of it.

[02:49:31] It's not a hangout.

[02:49:32] It's a whole day free.

[02:49:34] Hey, Queen, I love your dedication,

[02:49:36] but you know what would make this cycling better?

[02:49:39] A bottle of cognac.

[02:49:40] This one, I can't see you.

[02:49:42] This looks like it's off, this thing.

[02:49:45] Because when you're cycling, it's like off-center.

[02:49:47] But like every bike is broken?

[02:49:49] Please don't put me back on the e-bike.

[02:49:52] We're going to put you back on the bike, man.

[02:49:55] We're going to put you back.

[02:49:57] I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you, buddy.

[02:49:59] You're stupid.

[02:50:01] No, it looks fine.

[02:50:03] I'll take a look at it when we get there.

[02:50:06] This plastic thing should be like centered.

[02:50:10] So it's great.

[02:50:11] So you brought a bike that didn't work.

[02:50:14] And then one that's broken.

[02:50:16] No, no, not broken.

[02:50:18] Will you treat your guests?

[02:50:22] I'll leave the smokestack.

[02:50:23] Your PewDiePie gets the $15,000 specialized bike.

[02:50:27] He probably brings this fucking home.

[02:50:30] You might, you might. Your nose.

[02:50:35] Look at this.

[02:50:36] My pants have been getting shredded up against the gear.

[02:50:41] These are done.

[02:50:43] How, uh, are they expensive or what?

[02:50:47] That's not expensive.

[02:50:50] Oh, the Rally.

[02:50:51] Welcome to the real world, buddy.

[02:50:53] You raised a million dollars this week.

[02:50:55] Okay.

[02:50:57] I didn't know, man.

[02:50:59] Fucking go.

[02:51:05] Oh, the Rally.

[02:51:08] Oh, goodness.

[02:51:09] TTP, TTP, TAPI, TAPI, TTP, TAPI, TAPI!

[02:51:12] That is so funny.

[02:51:16] Slice had a lot of fire years, dude.

[02:51:19] I was like, just do your thing, man.

[02:51:23] Not the linen, chat.

[02:51:24] Not the linen.

[02:51:26] Anything but the linen.

[02:51:29] What did you expect?

[02:51:30] This is exactly what I wanted.

[02:51:31] The leg surgery was a success.

[02:51:32] I thought of a torture him.

[02:51:33] I brought to be fair he brought the linen bike the linen trousers to the

[02:51:45] cycle that's ridiculous

[02:51:50] I thought I was quarterly.

[02:51:54] I presume it was yes.

[02:51:56] Oh it's 90 degrees.

[02:51:58] Cyclists on five going to pass near a Chikawa.

[02:52:01] If so, we need to go say hi to your cousin Punch-kun the monk and his girl, Mochum.

[02:52:07] What?

[02:52:08] Who?

[02:52:09] Who?

[02:52:10] What is going on in the world today?

[02:52:13] Can we talk about it?

[02:52:15] What's happening in the world today?

[02:52:18] Oh, this road will probably get a little busier now.

[02:52:21] What is world?

[02:52:22] This is the highway that's coming off here.

[02:52:24] Straight for 2K?

[02:52:27] How the hell did he... How the hell did he even hit in the gears?

[02:52:36] Oh, I see his pants are like flailing, yeah.

[02:52:39] There is... No.

[02:52:42] Help!

[02:52:52] Oh no, they got him again! They got him again! No!

[02:52:56] It's in the hard way unfortunately.

[02:53:09] The back rooms!

[02:53:13] Not the back rooms! Not the back rooms! Help!

[02:53:26] Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

[02:53:43] But it's just great exercise though.

[02:53:48] He's having a ball.

[02:53:50] You like the hills?

[02:53:52] I have the puke. I'll be right back.

[02:53:56] Watch my stream, make sure we don't die!

[02:54:02] It really is in the middle of nowhere.

[02:54:08] It is, man.

[02:54:12] We should be getting back to civilization in a moment, and the bit rate.

[02:54:17] I care what you see

[02:54:36] First don't know coming from Pennsylvania keep up the good work and hope to see more money raised

[02:54:47] Yeah, we have the Jersey.

[02:55:03] We have the Jersey.

[02:55:06] And we have, well, that's kind of the only really cycling one.

[02:55:10] Because most people who watch Cycleton don't cycle, so most of the things we make are

[02:55:16] kind of like general wear so that you know even if people don't cycle they can

[02:55:19] still get some merch to remember the cyclothon by yeah there's loads of wind

[02:55:25] farms in this area loads of them

[02:55:31] Adito, okay, cool place.

[02:55:41] Oh, great, another hill, you get here, I mean, after a set point, they're all just suffering.

[02:55:53] You don't really keep track much anymore.

[02:56:00] It's all just pain, pain, pain, pain.

[02:56:11] All right.

[02:56:15] There's no cell phone towers in this place.

[02:56:19] Oh, it's a huge human.

[02:56:22] Even though he's shouting at us.

[02:56:23] On behalf of the hills, I would appreciate if you'd stop talking bad about us in front

[02:56:34] of so many people.

[02:56:35] Sorry.

[02:56:36] Sorry, man.

[02:56:37] That's not bad.

[02:56:38] Hey, Satan, the hell, though, look at that.

[02:56:40] It's doing well.

[02:56:41] He's doing good, man.

[02:56:42] Hey, Satan, the hell do I do that?

[02:56:46] It's been a while.

[02:56:50] He's doing good, man.

[02:57:12] Oh

[02:57:22] The immune deficiency foundation does fantastic work sure unfortunately for slot there is no linen deficiency foundation

[02:57:32] That's true

[02:57:34] unfortunately for slot

[02:57:39] Unfortunately

[02:57:42] What's going on here?

[02:57:49] So the bathroom is a bit of a similar one.

[02:57:59] Okay so we'll go Lawson's then.

[02:58:01] Lawson's?

[02:58:02] Yeah.

[02:58:03] Lawson's seven years.

[02:58:04] Yeah I think that's fine.

[02:58:05] That's right.

[02:58:06] I'll read the way down there.

[02:58:08] I'll hold another slant.

[02:58:10] Good.

[02:58:11] That was another ten.

[02:58:14] Ten.

[02:58:16] Then we'll do another seven, get a break.

[02:58:24] Easy.

[02:58:34] Why do you have a photo of a toilet?

[02:58:37] It's a horrible photo.

[02:58:39] No, no it is.

[02:58:40] Oh.

[02:58:41] Okay, okay, take a photo then now.

[02:58:43] Okay.

[02:58:44] So you want over there?

[02:58:45] Yeah.

[02:58:46] Oh, it's literally just straight on this road.

[02:58:48] Yeah, straight down.

[02:58:49] Okay.

[02:58:50] So the, within the second location?

[02:58:51] Yeah, I see it.

[02:58:52] It's not, it's, yeah.

[02:58:53] Seven.

[02:58:54] You guys want to go, you do not want to go inside.

[02:58:57] No.

[02:58:58] How's the, yeah, so you're, here's like bike, right?

[02:59:02] Okay.

[02:59:03] That plastic ring is not centred.

[02:59:04] I don't know why.

[02:59:05] More money, more problems.

[02:59:06] Am I right?

[02:59:07] Yeah, like that should be... you know what I mean?

[02:59:15] Oh, I guess that plastic bit, there's like a little clip, that should be on one of the spokes.

[02:59:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:59:21] Oh, there we go, perfect. There we go.

[02:59:23] Oh, enough right? Yeah.

[02:59:25] Yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

[02:59:31] What are you insinuating?

[02:59:33] The ring doesn't matter, I know.

[02:59:37] I bet, yeah, it just flabbled a little bit, so just to put it on.

[02:59:41] Chris wobbles a bit when he's cycling.

[02:59:43] You notice he cycles like a clown.

[02:59:46] His legs jut out like he's on some kind of tricycle.

[02:59:49] I think he's doing that to accentuate his large calves.

[02:59:52] Are you serious?

[02:59:53] Yeah, they're fucking huge, bro.

[02:59:58] Yeah, they are.

[02:59:59] We do think they were forged in Chernobyl or something, because we don't understand

[03:00:03] why they're so yeah you see we've got two elephant foot right here bike repair

[03:00:18] experts out here no we forgot to yeah I forgot to so we'll do it the next stop

[03:00:33] My legs.

[03:00:35] The cardio might be coming off in the fabric.

[03:00:38] Why do you want, why do you want to guest the stretch?

[03:00:40] Take it off.

[03:00:42] Get in the hot tub.

[03:00:44] Yeah, you do always want people to stretch.

[03:00:46] I feel like I've not really springed anyone today. Hey, didn't you?

[03:00:49] No.

[03:00:50] Boys, you are the Ferrari of cyclopens.

[03:00:53] Hell yeah.

[03:00:54] Where's Booby today? What's his name?

[03:00:56] Where's Booby?

[03:00:58] Yeah, he's a voice on the speaker.

[03:01:01] He comes out when we get 150K.

[03:01:04] He's our mouse's right-hand man.

[03:01:06] I thought I was coming out when we got 150K.

[03:01:08] We'll also put you on the bag.

[03:01:11] Chad, 150K.

[03:01:14] And what's what, Mike's?

[03:01:17] Is that better than the e-bike?

[03:01:19] Oh, much better. Really?

[03:01:21] Yes. It's like nine and a half.

[03:01:23] I feel like a feather.

[03:01:25] You know that Sabrina Carpenter song?

[03:01:27] Feather?

[03:01:28] He doesn't know current pop culture.

[03:01:30] That espresso song, think about me every night, yeah

[03:01:34] This was four years ago

[03:01:35] Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[03:01:38] It's that me espresso

[03:01:39] Got back home yesterday from my first trip to Japan

[03:01:43] Oh nice

[03:01:43] Walked 120 miles in 14 days

[03:01:46] Why would you do that?

[03:01:47] Really put into perspective how hard it must be to do these cycle paths

[03:01:51] What's a cycle path?

[03:01:52] Yeah look

[03:01:53] You see that person's cycle paths?

[03:01:55] They're made out of it

[03:01:56] Oh yeah, I missed them

[03:01:57] Oh yeah

[03:01:58] Ponds?

[03:01:58] Yeah

[03:01:59] Oh, he said some shit in Japanese too, I didn't know.

[03:02:01] Oh, really?

[03:02:02] Yeah.

[03:02:02] So it ended with kudasai.

[03:02:04] You very much.

[03:02:05] I'll come back with you this night.

[03:02:06] I'll be your back.

[03:02:07] You think he was a sniper?

[03:02:08] No, I don't think so.

[03:02:09] He had like a whole...

[03:02:10] He was just wearing a made-up fit, cycling in the middle of nowhere.

[03:02:13] He had quite a snikey behavior.

[03:02:15] But he had so much gear on him.

[03:02:17] Like he had like a genuine like travel.

[03:02:19] Maybe he's gone to the oil fields.

[03:02:21] Yeah.

[03:02:22] They'll never suspect a maid to take the oil.

[03:02:25] They least expect it.

[03:02:26] back to see my son oil could also and they just hand it over

[03:02:33] what's your opinion I don't know if I'm gonna be done we've done zero percent of

[03:02:38] the distance today I don't know why it's broken maybe the model message me and

[03:02:42] tell me why

[03:02:44] Why are you guys touching tips?

[03:02:51] Shall we?

[03:02:53] Yeah, let's do it.

[03:02:55] You are shenanigans.

[03:02:57] Game of Sups.

[03:02:59] Game of Sups.

[03:03:01] Well, he didn't have a can of my TD milk, so...

[03:03:05] But I should go and buy it using coupon code C-Dog.

[03:03:09] Wow, Game of Thrones.GG slash Sea Dog is great.

[03:03:14] And you can get the cup, you're using the cup.

[03:03:17] That's my new cup.

[03:03:18] That's my new cup.

[03:03:21] Where's the girl with the huge rent?

[03:03:26] Yeah, well I opted.

[03:03:28] Perhaps the sales will be lower this year?

[03:03:30] Oh it will be.

[03:03:32] Yeah, unfortunately that's normally the standard.

[03:03:38] The Trash Taste one's a huge rack.

[03:03:43] How's that going by the way?

[03:03:44] Trash Taste?

[03:03:45] Yeah.

[03:03:46] Good.

[03:03:48] A standard podcast.

[03:03:51] How long have you been going?

[03:03:52] 300 episodes.

[03:03:54] Once every week.

[03:03:56] So six years.

[03:03:57] Once my podcast went that long, I ended it.

[03:04:00] How long did you go for?

[03:04:03] You went, like, beginning at 2021,

[03:04:06] to end at 20.25 or 20.4.

[03:04:09] Oh, well, I'm weekly uploads.

[03:04:11] Oh, that's pretty, yeah, it's quite a lot.

[03:04:13] Most podcasts last like three episodes.

[03:04:15] Yeah, I don't know.

[03:04:17] I mean, it's been going well so far.

[03:04:20] It's pretty easy to do.

[03:04:22] It's not really hard to do a podcast.

[03:04:24] No. Chris, touch the tips of the podcast.

[03:04:28] Shall we get this lawson?

[03:04:30] Let's go. Let's get a coffee.

[03:04:32] I'll let you guys have the piece.

[03:04:34] You're feeling kind of self conscious.

[03:04:36] Goodbye Chris.

[03:04:38] I can go in front of you if you want.

[03:04:40] Sure.

[03:04:42] Now you're going good.

[03:04:48] I think it was a good pace.

[03:04:50] It's a bit off.

[03:04:54] Just two rows touching tips.

[03:04:58] Actress straight on the road.

[03:05:00] Straight on this road for quite a while, what happened to Slat's e-bike?

[03:05:07] Well apparently it just doesn't work. It doesn't work very well, so he forewent it, foregoed it, forewent it.

[03:05:15] I don't know. I'm not an English major.

[03:05:19] Just three loads on a bike and another 9k for Lawson's, but that'll mean we've done

[03:05:38] about 30k today, which is great.

[03:05:42] That's a good chunk.

[03:05:43] I'm trying to get as much done because our lunch place has got quite a lot more to do.

[03:05:51] There's a really cool lunch place that we all want to go to.

[03:05:55] Unfortunately it was 56 kilometres from our starting point.

[03:06:02] So not the greatest in terms of placement.

[03:06:06] Oh my God, it's wind is killing me.

[03:06:08] I guess that's why there's wind farms here. Who could have guessed that?

[03:06:15] Who could have guessed?

[03:06:19] Wind farms equal windy.

[03:06:24] I'm oh I should resume the thing bicycle some convenient jogger pants some

[03:06:43] can locals have started reporting the maharaj sightings three of them on

[03:06:48] bikes. Hey. Good causes, man. Got to keep up the sleep to donate each year. Smile, keep up the good work, guys. Also shout out to Mousie. Shout out. I'm always watching the streams and helps to shout out money. She really wants to sing with you. Why is that going to happen? Why are you? Why not?

[03:07:14] Not long ago, my wife asked me, how do guys ride?

[03:07:17] It's kind of weird.

[03:07:18] They're not fee in constant pain.

[03:07:20] What a woman did you?

[03:07:21] She thought women sit on their balls when riding bikes.

[03:07:23] Men do not sit on their balls when they're riding bikes.

[03:07:25] I'm going to a charity event for female amputees.

[03:07:28] This weekend at place is going to be crawling with...

[03:07:31] Yeah, why are you sitting on your balls?

[03:07:33] Yo.

[03:07:35] Gamer sub-stop GG slash CD-ORG.

[03:07:39] I'm gonna slot my pants.

[03:07:41] Hey Connor, have you ever heard of the K-pop group Stray Kids?

[03:07:46] Best of luck, less than three.

[03:07:50] It's your favorite dictator, Kim Jong-un and more handsome than ever but not as handsome as Chris and his nuclear-sized calves.

[03:07:58] Butter chicken.

[03:07:59] Thank you.

[03:08:02] Thank you for that. I appreciate that.

[03:08:11] Oh man. Endless country roads today. But we aren't going to Almory, so eventually it will

[03:08:19] be a big city. There we go. Speed it up now. Speed it up now.

[03:08:28] Greetings from Germany. I have already prepared to stay awake for the cyclist on this year

[03:08:34] as well. Wish you guys the best weather and a lot of fun.

[03:08:39] Yeah, it's a little drab today, but look, you take drab over rain any day of the week.

[03:08:48] Although I do hate these constant up-and-down hills.

[03:08:52] It's just like you have to work hard every five minutes.

[03:08:57] Oh, man, the Wi-Fi is so bad.

[03:09:07] Ugh.

[03:09:08] Ugh.

[03:09:10] Ugh.

[03:09:16] Ugh.

[03:09:17] Ugh.

[03:09:19] Ugh, the signal is, oh, shit.

[03:09:21] But getting out.

[03:09:22] Oh, I'm tired.

[03:09:24] The signal is very bad, I guess, probably.

[03:09:27] It's OK.

[03:09:30] Just join the second stream.

[03:09:33] Crazy to see Mr. Giggles is real.

[03:09:35] It's almost like he's still with us.

[03:09:38] Also, what's for lunch?

[03:09:41] Tuna.

[03:09:43] Tuna.

[03:09:48] I'll screw it up.

[03:09:52] Oh, it's an abbey.

[03:09:59] Tuna, isn't it?

[03:10:01] Bit of tuna.

[03:10:05] Not on pizza, I wish it was on pizza.

[03:10:20] I love tuna on pizza.

[03:10:29] Oh

[03:10:35] Not a pedal just keep pedaling

[03:10:44] I need coffee man

[03:10:49] I've only had one this morning I need more than one one is not enough one is nothing I need more than that

[03:10:57] Yeah, I'm behind the black.

[03:11:13] Tune on pizza? Yeah, what's up?

[03:11:19] Ah.

[03:11:27] We've got the ocean to our rides, beautiful.

[03:11:40] Hey Connor, are you and Mouse the first people ever featured on the SPN because of tuna pizza?

[03:11:46] Yes.

[03:11:49] First and last probably, is my guess.

[03:11:57] Oh

[03:12:01] Legs

[03:12:03] Palmhand here

[03:12:08] Whoo

[03:12:10] Carrying all the stuff heavy chap

[03:12:14] I got the weight of tens of thousands of people in my bag

[03:12:20] It's heavy. Oh, wow. It's a city in the distance

[03:12:27] Looks like a city.

[03:12:36] Anchovies?

[03:12:37] I love anchovies on pizza, they're so good.

[03:12:41] So yummy.

[03:12:42] I'll have any fish on pizza to be honest with you.

[03:12:50] All right, whoa.

[03:13:00] Another hill.

[03:13:03] Boys are crushing it there.

[03:13:08] A naked man was arrested after stealing a bicycle and riding away on it.

[03:13:13] Sim pounded the bicycle, but worried that the evidence is tainted.

[03:13:20] Yeah, I mean, I think it's a valid concern.

[03:13:43] Oh, that windmill's close. Yeah, it's crazy, huh?

[03:13:48] That's crazy how big they are, too.

[03:13:52] You touch it.

[03:13:55] We should go touch it.

[03:13:58] I think it's moving.

[03:14:07] Okay.

[03:14:09] Well, you can see, I don't know if you can see that stream, but there's a nice big town in the distance.

[03:14:16] Oh, wow. That must be part of our mooring.

[03:14:23] Behind the boys, but I'm just trying to take it easy. I don't really want to go all out.

[03:14:35] Cinema. Yeah, this whole town's nice.

[03:14:39] Oh, don't forget chat, you can donate using the link down below, or the link in the pinned

[03:14:45] chat, $25, it's actually TTS.

[03:14:49] If you watch the cycle from now, you'll get a cute little badge.

[03:14:52] And if you have a little emote, if you sub or gift a sub, primes don't work, unfortunately,

[03:14:59] you will get a cool little badge with a stream.

[03:15:02] So you can spam that.

[03:15:03] I didn't get drip

[03:15:13] I can catch up a little bit here

[03:15:21] yeah sorry if the the quality of the stream goes bad for a bit seems to be

[03:15:30] pretty ass out here.

[03:15:48] Oh, another hill, of course.

[03:16:00] Oh

[03:16:09] Very beautiful

[03:16:12] Very beautiful

[03:16:14] Let me down!

[03:16:26] Hi from Master Stream.

[03:16:28] The Goat POV.

[03:16:30] POV.

[03:16:31] You're watching the gap.

[03:16:39] Thank you for everything you'll do less than three.

[03:16:44] Thank you.

[03:16:50] I love hills.

[03:16:56] Oh no, his pants are ripping them.

[03:17:07] I think I found the origin of your scuff.

[03:17:09] When Van Gaan caught up to Lord Mutton,

[03:17:12] shops up there they lost signal oh no re-experiment no there's linen pants are

[03:17:20] great on you it'd be a shame if anything would happen to them

[03:17:28] You used to look so good in them.

[03:17:32] What's your only gift card?

[03:17:33] A gift card.

[03:17:34] A gift card.

[03:17:35] Sure.

[03:17:36] Aw.

[03:17:37] I put tulen on a pizza once.

[03:17:42] Nice.

[03:17:43] Even the pizza was like Rome.

[03:17:56] I had a future.

[03:17:58] That's not true.

[03:18:00] I recently got back from my first international flight to Iceland.

[03:18:04] The country is incredibly beautiful.

[03:18:06] You should do Cyclops for Iceland some day.

[03:18:09] That'd be cool.

[03:18:13] Like I would love to cycle the entire world.

[03:18:19] Love you, boo.

[03:18:21] It's so beautiful, man, even when it's like misty and overcast, it's so beautiful, man.

[03:18:38] Even when a fucking giant truck passes you by, it's still nice.

[03:18:42] It's just nice being here and being alive.

[03:18:47] Congrats on everyone who got their badge as well.

[03:19:04] My legs are struggling here.

[03:19:10] Time for the yearly subscription fee for the Cyclone Madness.

[03:19:14] Oh, yeah, 500 bucks.

[03:19:17] Someone should warn Schlot that there is a crazy Welsh man

[03:19:21] chasing after him.

[03:19:23] Now, here is $33 for those that donate after.

[03:19:33] Keep up the great work.

[03:19:34] Thank you.

[03:19:37] Thank you.

[03:19:37] Thank you for all the big directions.

[03:19:45] Greetings from Belgium, working on my comic while watching the cake on my second monitor,

[03:20:01] Peacock.

[03:20:02] Nice.

[03:20:03] Thank you.

[03:20:04] you doing well? best of luck on the car

[03:20:09] 140k boys

[03:20:13] let's go

[03:20:17] yo

[03:20:19] big

[03:20:23] thank you

[03:20:25] huge

[03:20:27] I just got back from my 530 mile pilgrimage across Spain

[03:20:31] Yeah, feet a little saw but glad him here. How are you?

[03:20:36] Hi, Connor love from Melbourne keep up the amazing

[03:20:40] Melvin, do you also put our hands together to pray for Schlot's pants?

[03:20:45] Pray for Schlot's pants. They say

[03:20:50] They're praying for your pants

[03:20:57] Oh my god

[03:20:59] Why is it so loud?

[03:21:17] Jesus, let's get the fuck out of here.

[03:21:19] What is love? Is not love not unlikely? Unlikely not it is unlike unto. Do not question your

[03:21:34] What?

[03:21:35] That's right.

[03:21:36] Don't be shy.

[03:21:37] What are you saying?

[03:21:46] Holy shit.

[03:21:47] $1,200 donut?

[03:21:49] What?

[03:21:50] What?

[03:21:51] How?

[03:21:55] What?

[03:22:00] Is that right?

[03:22:04] We must be close to the Lawson's now because we're in like civilisation, so we're probably

[03:22:15] pretty close now, I guess.

[03:22:17] Oh, there's a Lawson's right ahead.

[03:22:20] That would make sense if that's it.

[03:22:27] I believe this is our break point, the Lawson's up ahead.

[03:22:34] I could be wrong.

[03:22:47] Yeah, that is it. Okay, nice.

[03:22:49] Yeah.

[03:22:51] Yeah.

[03:22:53] Ah.

[03:23:01] Thank you for hosting my favorite event of the year.

[03:23:04] It truly doesn't feel like spring until the sun starts.

[03:23:07] Okay, all good.

[03:23:09] True, man.

[03:23:11] What?

[03:23:12] They are both full of cake.

[03:23:14] Okay.

[03:23:15] Pop the hard work.

[03:23:16] Oh, big break time.

[03:23:17] All right.

[03:23:18] Thank you for the book, you guys.

[03:23:19] Uh, yeah, I'm gonna get a coffee.

[03:23:20] What?

[03:23:21] I'm here.

[03:23:22] Are you interested in it?

[03:23:23] Okay, cool.

[03:23:24] Do you believe the donations are?

[03:23:25] Do you have them?

[03:23:26] Okay.

[03:23:27] Oh, okay.

[03:23:28] Okay.

[03:23:29] Okay.

[03:23:30] Okay.

[03:23:31] Okay.

[03:23:32] Okay.

[03:23:33] Okay.

[03:23:34] Okay.

[03:23:35] Okay.

[03:23:36] Okay.

[03:23:37] Okay.

[03:23:38] I'll see you in a minute.

[03:23:40] Oh, OK.

[03:23:42] Do you want me to get some stuff?

[03:23:43] I'll stay here.

[03:23:44] Do you want to park here or anything?

[03:23:45] Or a snack?

[03:23:50] All right.

[03:23:51] Give me a precarious wet.

[03:23:53] Yeah.

[03:23:54] And, uh, oh, what else do I want?

[03:23:59] It's a little bit of sand on that.

[03:24:01] I don't know.

[03:24:03] That's some bad news.

[03:24:05] Why?

[03:24:06] Ten rounds.

[03:24:07] Look to the views.

[03:24:09] Are you showing them?

[03:24:11] No, you don't, you don't.

[03:24:13] You don't.

[03:24:15] No, I do.

[03:24:17] You don't.

[03:24:19] I want to show the streamer's cats.

[03:24:23] Why do you want me to turn around and kill my ass?

[03:24:25] I just want to show them what I was saying.

[03:24:27] Is this something?

[03:24:29] It's nothing bad.

[03:24:31] This is going to be a clip, man.

[03:24:33] Is it right there?

[03:24:35] Do I have a chair?

[03:24:37] Am I leaning?

[03:24:38] In the top of your running.

[03:24:40] The top of it?

[03:24:41] Yeah.

[03:24:42] Fuckin' A.

[03:24:43] I sent this pants back a year ago because I did that.

[03:24:46] Did you?

[03:24:48] Did you?

[03:24:49] Yeah.

[03:24:50] Here you go.

[03:24:51] Do you want a Picari strap or anything else?

[03:24:54] We got that on that.

[03:24:55] Oh, cool.

[03:24:56] We can choose.

[03:24:57] I like the brand.

[03:24:58] I like the Picari.

[03:24:59] Thanks.

[03:25:00] Not a croiss, man.

[03:25:03] No, I feel contempt for Aquarius because one time I thought it was just water

[03:25:10] Because it says water in the name

[03:25:16] Yeah, bro, I just bothered in my whole soul

[03:25:22] These are the TTS so these are the priority

[03:25:33] What the fuck I missed it!

[03:25:35] Oh my henya, thank you for the raid, I'm so sorry I'm so late.

[03:25:39] I was puking in the bathroom.

[03:25:41] This is why I'm going to Svetla right now.

[03:25:44] Svetla, I feel like I'm headed to Svetla right now.

[03:25:47] There are a lulson?

[03:25:49] Yeah, I come pretty frequently, not up here though.

[03:25:54] I mean, I went to Svetla last time.

[03:25:57] Thank you Dave, I'm so sorry, I was puking, I'm sorry.

[03:26:01] I'm feeling better now.

[03:26:03] You don't really knock the rose-tinted glasses off your eyes, you know?

[03:26:08] Because I live in upstate New York, this is the same shit.

[03:26:11] And you won't stop talking about our feet?

[03:26:13] I just got on my bike and done it.

[03:26:15] What about our feet?

[03:26:16] And you know what? The motor would have worked.

[03:26:19] Schlatt explained that he doesn't want to sing with you because he's scared of women.

[03:26:23] Scared of women?

[03:26:25] Help with that nonsense.

[03:26:27] But I'm a man. What does he mean?

[03:26:29] What does he mean by that?

[03:26:36] I am but a man.

[03:26:38] And it's got electric assist and it's a breeze.

[03:26:41] And that's what I thought I was getting myself into.

[03:26:43] Don't you know the truth about reed troopers that we're all guys?

[03:26:47] All of us?

[03:26:48] Every single one of us?

[03:26:49] You know the Sabrina Karpenter song?

[03:26:51] Which one?

[03:26:52] Heather?

[03:26:53] Can you give us a rendition?

[03:26:55] uh

[03:26:59] Just saying about some guy that like now that she's no they asked you to see that he she feels so light like a feather. Yeah

[03:27:13] He's saying

[03:27:19] Only the crooner classics

[03:27:25] If you get me exasperated enough on the bike I'll probably start beltin' something out

[03:27:28] just to keep my spirits going.

[03:27:31] What's your go-to karaoke song?

[03:27:35] My way, probably.

[03:27:39] On the street where you live, Dean Martin.

[03:27:41] This time I'm swinging.

[03:27:42] You did get to the rat pack.

[03:27:44] The bigger the figure, Louis Prima.

[03:27:48] Oh, nice.

[03:27:49] I like these.

[03:27:50] These are good.

[03:27:51] I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir.

[03:27:54] Oh, shit.

[03:27:55] I'll say that one.

[03:27:56] That one's fun.

[03:27:57] I want to do a whole album of, like, Rat Pack covers.

[03:28:00] That'd be so funny.

[03:28:02] Any cover to do?

[03:28:02] Guys?

[03:28:03] Guys?

[03:28:04] Any co-lapse?

[03:28:06] No.

[03:28:06] No, you mean a cheeky mouse?

[03:28:08] No.

[03:28:09] No, actually not.

[03:28:10] I actually not.

[03:28:11] Leave him!

[03:28:12] She keeps fucking bugging me about it.

[03:28:13] Come on!

[03:28:14] I don't want to see you.

[03:28:15] Why not?

[03:28:16] You wouldn't scare me.

[03:28:16] What would you say about it?

[03:28:17] What the fuck?

[03:28:18] I'm a man!

[03:28:19] We'd probably do a duet, Embraceable You.

[03:28:21] Oh, shit.

[03:28:22] Didn't hear that one.

[03:28:23] I'd be Louis Prima and she'd be my ghillie, whatever.

[03:28:28] Oh, that'd be cool, yes.

[03:28:30] I mean, we tried to say something stupid, but she didn't know that.

[03:28:33] Oh, she didn't know something stupid?

[03:28:35] Yeah. That's a great one. That'd be number two.

[03:28:37] Oh!

[03:28:38] What's your Christmas song?

[03:28:39] Well, I'm done with those.

[03:28:42] Oh, you're not doing any more Christmas classics?

[03:28:45] No!

[03:28:46] You're not going outside there.

[03:28:47] You're repeating that.

[03:28:49] Hey!

[03:28:50] If we do a cove- if we do a coabsome together if we do a covert together I will cry.

[03:29:00] That's fine.

[03:29:01] They too, they already on there.

[03:29:03] Uh, Naby, do you have any game of subs I could have?

[03:29:07] Naby, do you have any game of subs I could have? Stop, stop, bring me the game of subs!

[03:29:11] Naby!

[03:29:12] Oh, shlap.

[03:29:13] Naby, please, do you have some game of subs to put in my gullet?

[03:29:16] See, uh, I gotta make you mine.

[03:29:18] I need to drink some gamer stuff for my balls please.

[03:29:20] It looks great on your bite.

[03:29:21] Look at Slap.

[03:29:22] Garnish my balls with gamer socks.

[03:29:24] You also have a cycle and enjoy your monkey cup.

[03:29:28] And $2 every single cup post is Christmas charity.

[03:29:31] It's okay.

[03:29:32] Sorry, I'm just a shillbot.

[03:29:33] That's all I do.

[03:29:34] I'm like Slap, Chris, funny time.

[03:29:36] I'm like chill, chill time.

[03:29:38] Is he going to take your bag and stuff?

[03:29:40] Give it to me.

[03:29:44] You need to teach him how to read your phone.

[03:29:46] I need to drink it.

[03:29:47] mine no I'll just do it oh just pinged it's oh yeah yeah just doesn't as he

[03:29:52] mentioned sleigh the spire yet I don't know has he I've been gone 30 minutes

[03:29:56] I was puking 142k so far

[03:30:02] we're getting the bag on right I am yeah it's flavor is this all the guacamole

[03:30:11] I have my only game of fun.

[03:30:14] I have your phone right here.

[03:30:17] Can you?

[03:30:18] It's just zeros.

[03:30:21] So did the new ones come in on the top or the bottom?

[03:30:24] Bottom of the donations.

[03:30:26] You haven't gotten one in a minute.

[03:30:28] Ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da.

[03:30:31] Thank you for hosting my favorite event of the year.

[03:30:36] Truly doesn't feel like spring until...

[03:30:39] I feel like spring here, either, buddy.

[03:30:41] You'd think, like, maybe if we're going up all the way north,

[03:30:44] you'd wait till the planet starts blooming up here.

[03:30:47] Nope.

[03:30:48] It will, unlike a week or two.

[03:30:51] You got a bingo, goddammit!

[03:30:52] That's a beautiful message.

[03:30:53] Oh, you got it.

[03:30:55] Oh, we just clicked this.

[03:30:57] My balls taste like boho blast.

[03:31:01] I responded to that.

[03:31:02] My channel is beautiful.

[03:31:04] A couple months ago, I would have felt like the Mosque,

[03:31:06] which is my favorite day, you know?

[03:31:08] The what?

[03:31:09] The malls you know Daisy no

[03:31:15] Like a running simulator you just kind of run

[03:31:19] It's like if we were doing this, but we were running

[03:31:22] We would go into like the family Martin and Luton. Yeah, that's a sick game. Yeah, you're wrong with it

[03:31:32] No

[03:31:34] You play

[03:31:36] Wait, are you talking about the running app?

[03:31:38] Yeah

[03:31:40] I used that, dude, I used that like 15 years ago

[03:31:44] No, Daisy is like a computer game

[03:31:46] It is the one that you're talking about, okay, yeah, that's the OG PUBG game, right?

[03:31:50] Daisy was the film of

[03:31:51] No, Daisy

[03:31:52] That's H&M, that's H&M, that's H&M, that's H&M, that's H&M

[03:31:55] There's so many of you

[03:31:56] I mean, they're gonna be Arm of Mod

[03:31:58] It started as a mod for Arm of Mod

[03:31:59] I'm gonna play Daisy too, roll

[03:32:01] Maybe I should start playing from Daisy

[03:32:03] I can't believe my voice started to voice out here. It's all my faults.

[03:32:07] They have all her blasts in Japan.

[03:32:10] I can't believe you referenced the fucking running.

[03:32:13] You would play your own music, and then you'd have this app that kicked in once in a while.

[03:32:18] That's like, there's zombies again!

[03:32:22] They're right there! You gotta slow run and run!

[03:32:24] There's an app?

[03:32:25] And then you'd have to turn the turtle on the whole lap.

[03:32:27] You don't even have to get supplies as you was running and stuff.

[03:32:29] supplies and then it would tell you when to run and when to when you could take a

[03:32:33] break and then you'd get like you know you the story would progress

[03:32:37] I cannot believe you know that's the deepest part I've heard

[03:32:44] Oh

[03:32:57] The oh

[03:33:00] Wait, I still use that app. Oh my god. It's something with angry birds Connor looks so tiny and next to schlatt

[03:33:06] This is not sure. I you know, I'd be honest with you man. Every we see each other maybe once or twice to here

[03:33:13] every time I am about to see you I'm like you're always shorter than I thought

[03:33:22] That's it.

[03:33:24] You have the...

[03:33:26] The hoods of a tall man.

[03:33:30] The aura of a tall man?

[03:33:32] I'm making up for it, you know.

[03:33:34] It's ridiculous. This camera has to be so much higher now.

[03:33:36] Yeah.

[03:33:38] You're making them work.

[03:33:40] You've only been resting there.

[03:33:44] You know, despite the horrible name this flavor,

[03:33:47] it's actually really good.

[03:33:49] It is good. It's one of my favorites.

[03:33:51] makes a titty milk

[03:33:54] It does titty milk. It's called flat milk currently, but we're gonna change it back. I don't know if that's worse or better

[03:34:02] It's worse

[03:34:04] somehow

[03:34:05] The companies that were like putting gamer stuff on the shelves were like you need to change that

[03:34:10] We could titty

[03:34:13] Why not put a titty milk on there?

[03:34:15] some guys milk

[03:34:17] Well if you had like John's milk and it's not far, nobody would like question it.

[03:34:22] So I think that's the kind of...

[03:34:24] Our question it.

[03:34:25] The same ethos.

[03:34:27] Chris just really, yeah, he just went in the car, he's fully pumped out.

[03:34:30] This is why we don't have a mic on him by the way.

[03:34:32] Yeah.

[03:34:33] If you think about asking, because he walks off and just starts chatting with you.

[03:34:38] He's just like...

[03:34:39] Daisy, Daisy.

[03:34:41] So does he do it? Just like...

[03:34:43] Like right now?

[03:34:44] I

[03:34:47] During the break he just walks away

[03:34:50] This is just

[03:34:56] He likes it, but when he's here right there, it's time to find you think about it after that

[03:35:03] Chad milk

[03:35:05] You haven't gotten any done in a while, man.

[03:35:07] You, we gotta encourage them, though.

[03:35:09] Guys, come on, what are we doing?

[03:35:11] There's no new downhills?

[03:35:14] Tell me there's no downhills.

[03:35:15] Well, nothing's popped up.

[03:35:16] It's still the one about Daisy.

[03:35:17] Well, there's no downhills.

[03:35:19] Look at that, everyone's done.

[03:35:21] On the 4K, put it on 1.25 pay.

[03:35:25] We need the backpacks.

[03:35:26] They don't, no, they won't.

[03:35:28] I use an app called the Conqueror Challenge.

[03:35:31] You walk a certain distance and earn real medals.

[03:35:34] They have challenges based on movies like walking the Hobbit's path in Lord of the Rings.

[03:35:38] But I think the one might be tough for you considering the height advantage the Hobbits have over you.

[03:35:42] I am going to take your ass.

[03:35:45] Shit.

[03:35:47] Ah, eww!

[03:35:50] See, Chad, it looks so natural on him. We just need to get the model snoring.

[03:35:55] Uh, let's swap out the camera.

[03:35:56] God damn it!

[03:35:58] What the fuck?

[03:36:00] Swatter that!

[03:36:00] The first donut's coming in, Chad!

[03:36:02] You got the slat can coming up.

[03:36:06] You want me to fucking ass-sweet-

[03:36:08] Eugh!

[03:36:09] Eugh!

[03:36:10] Punch you in the face!

[03:36:11] I'm stressed about these pants.

[03:36:13] These are very expensive.

[03:36:14] Is that J-Slat?

[03:36:15] No, no, no.

[03:36:16] Oh yeah, that's why.

[03:36:17] Wait!

[03:36:18] That's the gear.

[03:36:19] That's the shit from the gear.

[03:36:20] You gotta put it in your sock.

[03:36:22] No, but then you know what happens.

[03:36:24] Then the laces get caught too.

[03:36:26] The laces are praying too.

[03:36:27] Oh, the laces were out.

[03:36:28] So probably fall off.

[03:36:29] Wow, look at that thing.

[03:36:32] Whoa

[03:36:38] You never think you never think of modern out of Toyota see in

[03:36:44] Pository car light up there amazing bikes actually how is the bike you say it's a little better, right?

[03:36:51] Yeah, I feel like a feather you feel like a feather. Yeah, it's a bigger

[03:36:56] I don't sing women oh here we go they're coming in oh holy crap someone donated a thousand bucks

[03:37:09] What would you like us to say in Monks TTS that you said your balls taste like

[03:37:36] Baja Blast or that he sprinkles his balls with Game of Sups.

[03:37:39] Don't say either of those things!

[03:37:47] How about don't say any of those things?

[03:37:49] How about don't say it at all?

[03:38:00] Look, Jacket!

[03:38:02] Look, Jacket! Look!

[03:38:06] much you guys. A thousand dollars on a bonus.

[03:38:13] Shlott's favorite drink. Ten dollars. Thanks man. Good to see you again.

[03:38:22] Shlott. Shlott. Shlott.

[03:38:28] because you amounce me in the love to me and I wish you both courage for the future.

[03:38:33] Thank you.

[03:38:33] From the Canadian.

[03:38:35] From the Canadian.

[03:38:36] Thank you for doing this awesome event, Karma.

[03:38:39] Hello, him.

[03:38:41] I've been enjoying my favorite events of the year and can't wait to hear the...

[03:38:45] You don't sing with higher mouths, you hate Latinas?

[03:38:47] And...

[03:38:50] All Latinas around the world.

[03:38:54] Every single Latino.

[03:38:58] I guess meow meow it's cloudy what is that

[03:39:05] it's big time what's that what's that you know feathers

[03:39:16] thousand bucks good let's open those wallets for the idea

[03:39:21] Traced pirate

[03:39:35] Yes

[03:39:51] If he doesn't sing with me, he wants the disease to win.

[03:39:57] Name's 07.

[03:39:59] I've been working since 6 o'clock long.

[03:40:01] You're doing amazing and inspiring your keep the time.

[03:40:05] You're not?

[03:40:06] No.

[03:40:07] Why not?

[03:40:08] You're not?

[03:40:09] You may take a red hand.

[03:40:10] That's okay.

[03:40:11] Are you V?

[03:40:12] Are you V?

[03:40:13] No, I was Mona.

[03:40:15] What is 5-UV level mean?

[03:40:19] I've never heard that in my life.

[03:40:21] It means the sun is going to cook you.

[03:40:23] I'm not saying that, I'm just saying.

[03:40:25] You've seen five UV, that means nothing to me.

[03:40:27] You may as well be speaking Spanish.

[03:40:29] That's the highest one's lowest, right?

[03:40:31] Well, you can put it on.

[03:40:33] This is ridiculous.

[03:40:35] This is just brilliant.

[03:40:37] This is the good shit.

[03:40:39] That's how you know it works.

[03:40:41] You love sucking on your face to slime pits.

[03:40:43] Whoa!

[03:40:45] Fuck you, you're a child.

[03:40:47] I hear you when I'm on the street that Connor lives on.

[03:41:17] I'm not a good player, buddy.

[03:41:19] I'll fucking fuck you up.

[03:41:20] I'm not a good player, there's always scads.

[03:41:22] You always gotta put it on.

[03:41:24] That was really funny.

[03:41:27] That's a good one.

[03:41:29] I had a red chin on there.

[03:41:31] You think that's gonna lighten the mood here?

[03:41:36] It's a nine-eleven joke.

[03:41:37] Just flat.

[03:41:38] She literally stole the camera's pole.

[03:41:40] My dad was working five blocks away.

[03:41:44] Uncle first responder worked on the pile.

[03:41:45] too much after yes keep keep them coming guys

[03:41:49] get those vocal cords hot and keep the donors coming

[03:41:52] yeah get those vocal cords hot

[03:41:55] pluck those cords

[03:41:58] coming back from there

[03:42:00] i live on the american gardens

[03:42:04] i don't know what floor is he

[03:42:06] 40

[03:42:10] british people are like vampires what

[03:42:13] you guys that toy entertainer is probably on raised gran lights 57 see wheels also you

[03:42:22] should be careful because it's racist who's Bobby this is you know it's skin or else it

[03:42:33] I guess so, but I'm just saying.

[03:42:35] I think it's one of those small talkers coming up.

[03:42:40] Yeah!

[03:42:44] How do you feel about that?

[03:42:45] That was a lot of shit.

[03:42:46] That was a lot of shit, man.

[03:42:47] The lotion's great.

[03:42:48] The cancer council.

[03:42:49] How do you feel about that?

[03:42:51] Give me your hands.

[03:42:53] All right.

[03:42:55] Thank you.

[03:42:56] Who's this little guy?

[03:42:57] Oh, dude, it's on Cycle Frontier.

[03:43:00] Uh, I got it.

[03:43:02] And originally I was going to gift it to Mouse, but then I was keeping me like safe.

[03:43:07] You kept my toy!

[03:43:08] I don't think I fell since I got him.

[03:43:11] I fell after.

[03:43:12] I'm pretty sure you fell.

[03:43:14] I'm pretty sure you fell all the time.

[03:43:16] I know he's pretty good.

[03:43:18] Good luck, son.

[03:43:19] Did I have my other only, Gary?

[03:43:22] I think we had the...

[03:43:24] He scanned me. He took my...

[03:43:26] He took my bear.

[03:43:27] What are we at right now?

[03:43:28] Wait, let me have a look at the number.

[03:43:29] Oh shit, we're so close. It's 150.

[03:43:31] Thank you

[03:43:41] You'd be like I fucking hate

[03:43:45] He'd rip that oh my god with

[03:43:48] $700 away

[03:43:55] We're seven hundred dollars away really just wait

[03:44:01] We're selling this to $800 one second a year.

[03:44:06] Come on, mate! Come on!

[03:44:09] So we got about 30k...

[03:44:11] Bring it back!

[03:44:13] That's a long while.

[03:44:14] Yeah, so we've done 30k so far.

[03:44:17] Oh!

[03:44:18] We've done what?

[03:44:20] That's about two hours.

[03:44:22] That's actually, when you put a perspiration, it's such a fair thing.

[03:44:25] Yeah, so that...

[03:44:28] Wolf dropped $500.

[03:44:30] $50

[03:44:46] We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!

[03:44:53] We don't scare, we don't scare. Yeah, we did it!

[03:44:57] $150,000!

[03:44:59] $150,000!

[03:45:01] $150,000!

[03:45:03] Yay!

[03:45:05] $750,000!

[03:45:07] Yay!

[03:45:09] All right, groupies back now.

[03:45:11] And these ultra, $500,000 as well.

[03:45:13] Bring them back!

[03:45:15] Bring them back!

[03:45:17] One of the Jerry City was racist.

[03:45:19] He's pretty racist.

[03:45:21] He's from South O.

[03:45:23] He's from South O.

[03:45:25] I

[03:45:35] Know he is he's not racist. I could tell

[03:45:40] I'm glad he could tell

[03:45:55] It's like a fucking giraffe explaining to the old fucker man.

[03:45:58] Look at this.

[03:45:59] Can I grab a little?

[03:46:00] Yeah, just get to the ground.

[03:46:09] All right, so you ready?

[03:46:12] So I'm on this one now?

[03:46:13] You're going to get on this one.

[03:46:14] Whoa.

[03:46:14] So you build that on the top side.

[03:46:16] You'll get ready for the next one.

[03:46:19] You sure?

[03:46:19] You're going to be like spitting everywhere.

[03:46:22] That's the line.

[03:46:23] The movie is not racist, yes it is!

[03:46:35] Well, I don't think we'll be welcome.

[03:46:41] And yesterday, with two links.

[03:46:53] 9-11.

[03:46:55] Never again, though.

[03:46:56] So much, Jay Schlatt, for announcing your matching and doubling today's donation.

[03:46:59] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:47:02] Give me a big guy.

[03:47:04] Chris, before we go...

[03:47:05] Oh no.

[03:47:06] I got something for you there.

[03:47:07] Oh my god.

[03:47:09] Oh wow.

[03:47:10] A little Henny, for the road.

[03:47:12] Oh, it's baby-free, I thought it was.

[03:47:13] I'm gonna let this play.

[03:47:15] I'm gonna let this go.

[03:47:17] Wee wee wee wee weee wee weee

[03:47:23] For those excuses with you, come on

[03:47:24] So I can't drink it

[03:47:27] Micidence

[03:47:29] OK it smells pretty good actually

[03:47:31] We're going to drink it

[03:47:35] We hit Thunder Gay who's gonna drink it

[03:47:38] We're gonna send onto your hotel

[03:47:44] What?

[03:47:44] I know you're up to now sir, but you're out of your mind.

[03:47:49] Where the fuck did you stay?

[03:47:52] What the fuck?

[03:47:53] I just got a phone call from Alex.

[03:47:55] Why did he stay?

[03:47:58] Why did he stay?

[03:48:02] Two things?

[03:48:04] Um, um, what that really means?

[03:48:07] Do this.

[03:48:08] Oh, fuck it.

[03:48:09] It's cold, isn't it?

[03:48:10] Fuck it.

[03:48:11] Oh.

[03:48:12] I'm not excited for them to hear my eating, it's going to get real bad.

[03:48:21] I think one or two interested parties might like save the audio.

[03:48:25] You'd be alright.

[03:48:27] Why are you a two interested party?

[03:48:30] I'm trying to angle it already so when you're cycling it should be angled.

[03:48:34] Double tap and twist it.

[03:48:37] when you're cycling like this,

[03:48:40] sometimes you could double tap this,

[03:48:43] and then level it.

[03:48:44] Ow!

[03:48:45] So I have to look on the time, or just do it.

[03:48:49] Just nose, bro.

[03:48:50] We nose the internet.

[03:48:52] If you triple tap it, it'll spin around.

[03:48:55] Yeah, so if it does that, just double tap.

[03:48:58] And I'll have chat here.

[03:49:01] Yeah, you'll hear it.

[03:49:01] They'll tell you.

[03:49:02] They'll tell you like up or down or up.

[03:49:05] So, uh, yeah, there we go, and then, it's too short.

[03:49:08] Oh, shit.

[03:49:09] Okay, then, this is a little short.

[03:49:12] Yeah.

[03:49:13] It's small.

[03:49:14] Okay.

[03:49:15] Uh, how about that?

[03:49:16] Well, he, he's a, he's a very tall, tall man.

[03:49:21] Keyton, Keyton, next, we go on board.

[03:49:23] How much do you buy a restaurant recommendation?

[03:49:26] Okay.

[03:49:27] You buy a restaurant record, I mean.

[03:49:29] It's always a restaurant.

[03:49:32] So happy to get back so I can tell you all about those dirty Wookies.

[03:49:37] What?

[03:49:39] What's happening?

[03:49:41] Why Wookies?

[03:49:44] Okay, if you remember.

[03:49:48] So, it's in the bag.

[03:49:51] Okay.

[03:49:53] The only other thing you're aware of?

[03:49:55] One more thing.

[03:49:57] My pedals are like half clips, half normals.

[03:50:00] What?

[03:50:10] Good luck.

[03:50:12] See you at the top.

[03:50:14] Oh my god.

[03:50:16] I thought Conor was going to talk.

[03:50:18] Bro.

[03:50:20] He's a short man.

[03:50:30] You get the tall P.O.B. here.

[03:50:32] Yeah, because we have a lot of foot off the floor.

[03:50:35] All right, and it's the same gear, stuff, OK.

[03:50:42] Oh my god.

[03:50:43] Cool.

[03:50:43] And they'll constantly turn you.

[03:50:45] Let's do it.

[03:50:45] There's a double time again.

[03:50:47] There you go.

[03:50:48] The internet makes people taller sometimes.

[03:50:50] That's true.

[03:50:50] Cool.

[03:50:52] Let's do it.

[03:50:53] Let me tell you, shut up.

[03:50:56] Ike- Ike- uh... I- Ike- ma- shou

[03:51:00] Ike- ma- shou!

[03:51:01] Ooooooooooooh!

[03:51:04] There we go.

[03:51:06] Oh, now we're in tall pill-y now!

[03:51:09] Oh, fuck.

[03:51:12] Conor's Gamer Sub's Flavor will be named Mommy Milkies.

[03:51:16] Mommy- Mommy Milk-milkies for the Gamer Sub's Flavor?

[03:51:19] Mommy Milk-milky.

[03:51:21] I dunno, I got a humor these people. That guy just paid 100 bucks for it.

[03:51:26] Mommy milk milk

[03:51:28] Yeah, welcome to my world. Wait, hold on timeout. Thanks for reminding me. I need to raise this

[03:51:36] Treat me as good as you treat your cat I'm serious that cat is oblivious to how loved it is please I won't mess with the habitat

[03:51:42] I'm falling fast

[03:51:47] I do spoil my keys

[03:51:50] Wait, this doesn't this is locked in place

[03:51:53] Fucking locked it in place with an Allen key

[03:52:03] It's a little tiny guy bike it's a little bike for a little tiny guys

[03:52:15] Can they bring an Allen key to the next stop, please how long I'd be on this thing

[03:52:19] No, no, I see we can just go with the hell of it.

[03:52:21] You sure?

[03:52:23] Sorry guys, it's just, it's like laughably small.

[03:52:26] Hi there, Schlatt. How much for you and Conor to kiss?

[03:52:29] It's for charity. I'm sure the money will be rolling in.

[03:52:33] Uh, absolutely not. You sick, twisted fuck.

[03:52:40] Great.

[03:52:41] No way.

[03:52:42] Wing turn opening.

[03:52:43] God damn it.

[03:52:44] There's guys coming this, this...

[03:52:46] oh man that is such a shit sienna you ever seen a sienna that cool

[03:52:58] alright any day now

[03:53:00] fuck the shit

[03:53:10] yeah now I'll just I'll just wait I'll just wait you guys

[03:53:16] Did you grab it?

[03:53:24] Ah, chup tomate kudasai.

[03:53:30] Never call me shilliderous.

[03:53:32] I did not...

[03:53:34] Two things. Two things.

[03:53:36] One, never call me shilliderous again.

[03:53:39] Two, I did not come out of any closet.

[03:53:42] And I never will.

[03:53:45] ever

[03:53:51] Oh here we go help has arrived sorry it was it was quite crowded

[03:53:58] It's just like a bike for a little tiny guy

[03:54:10] Well, I hate to break it to you I'm not Japanese

[03:54:15] You're probably a little more than I am

[03:54:21] Yeah

[03:54:23] We're going to the Slitterbond!

[03:54:26] Do not ride the Slitterbond!

[03:54:29] What do you mean?

[03:54:31] Why not?

[03:54:32] I'll ride the Slitterbond.

[03:54:34] Okay.

[03:54:35] Let's take these ones completely.

[03:54:37] Come on!

[03:54:38] This is a task in a half mile.

[03:54:40] This is gonna be, uh, I don't know what to choose.

[03:54:44] I'm sorry.

[03:54:45] It was just a...

[03:54:46] Oh, it's here.

[03:54:47] Oh!

[03:54:48] It was just like a bike for a tiny...

[03:54:52] tiny, really like tiny guy.

[03:54:55] You're saying that, is it by Cornuolo?

[03:54:56] Big guy, big and strong.

[03:54:58] I, dude, I took a photo with the world's tiniest man

[03:55:01] at the airport the other day.

[03:55:03] Did you see that photo?

[03:55:05] That was like a small human.

[03:55:08] You're talented.

[03:55:09] I didn't even know, I didn't, like in real life,

[03:55:12] it looked fine, but then I saw the photo

[03:55:14] and I was like, holy shit, really that big?

[03:55:16] It's the wide animal.

[03:55:17] It makes you look so much larger.

[03:55:19] Okay, here we go. Seats coming up.

[03:55:22] I'm gonna go with that one. You reckon that'll work?

[03:55:25] Yeah, you did? Yeah.

[03:55:27] Watch out, world! I'm getting calls. Watch out, world!

[03:55:31] Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, that's perfect.

[03:55:34] Watch out, world! Just for... Yeah, good, good, good.

[03:55:39] It's okay, citrus. The cause of this is...

[03:55:43] Don't fucking call me switterist. I'm taking this backpack off if that happens again.

[03:55:48] Oh my God.

[03:55:50] They're so ridiculous.

[03:55:53] First time catching the stream live.

[03:55:56] Thanks for everything you guys do, Conor, Chris, Schlatt and team.

[03:56:00] What do I do?

[03:56:01] Chicken.

[03:56:02] I don't know.

[03:56:03] I don't know.

[03:56:04] I'm a tiny because we've snapped porn before like that.

[03:56:06] So give it a try.

[03:56:07] I tell you what, if it doesn't feel good, just stop.

[03:56:09] Yeah, all right.

[03:56:10] Thank you.

[03:56:12] All right.

[03:56:13] Let's go.

[03:56:15] Reset the old.

[03:56:17] Osmo?

[03:56:19] Is it?

[03:56:27] What does that mean?

[03:56:31] What about the sheep?

[03:56:33] No, this is perfect.

[03:56:34] Alright, we're in business.

[03:56:36] Is this other spot supposed to be on?

[03:56:38] Oh, no, no, no.

[03:56:40] All of this bike riding will probably have you wheezing.

[03:56:43] Get it wheezing.

[03:56:44] It's a wheezer joke.

[03:56:45] How you fucking prick.

[03:56:47] Ha ha ha ha!

[03:56:49] This is what I have to deal with for the next hour.

[03:56:52] Yep.

[03:56:53] All right.

[03:56:55] We're all putting our arms out.

[03:56:56] I don't know what this is.

[03:56:57] Look at what's happening.

[03:57:04] Wow, this is beautiful.

[03:57:07] Whoa, this is beautiful.

[03:57:09] Look at this!

[03:57:10] Oh!

[03:57:11] Love from Minnesota.

[03:57:12] Loved to see some birds and stream in the deer stand.

[03:57:15] But seriously, there was a bear down below watching me please call someone.

[03:57:20] Ah!

[03:57:21] Whoa!

[03:57:22] You guys drink like no tomorrow up there.

[03:57:24] Wish I could have a beer right now.

[03:57:25] They told me it's illegal.

[03:57:26] I can't even drink and bike over here.

[03:57:30] Illegal to bike and drink.

[03:57:33] Bye.

[03:57:34] That never stopped me back home.

[03:57:36] Hold on, let's get the gears up here.

[03:57:39] Figure out what I'm doing here. Well, they're going quite far ahead of me now

[03:57:46] Long-time jucker first-time buster come again. Can't

[03:57:58] Wow, this is um, this is overstimulating

[03:58:03] It was nicer when all I had to worry about was not falling off the bike

[03:58:09] But it's for charity, so, you know?

[03:58:14] It's for charity!

[03:58:22] Wow, this is such an odd place. Look at this.

[03:58:26] What are all these balls?

[03:58:29] Whoa.

[03:58:35] They're my balls.

[03:58:37] I got something that's massive

[03:58:47] Sorry, sorry

[03:58:53] Oh, fuck here we go. No, I'm kidding chat. That was actually

[03:59:00] To complete another lie. Here we go. That's a lot of balls

[03:59:07] Just so you know, you're gonna have to put up with my reduced face.

[03:59:17] Connor now knows how mousy feels being so small in a normal world.

[03:59:22] Big guy, thank you for ripping linen pants for charity.

[03:59:25] Oh, you know.

[03:59:25] Can I ask for your book recommendation?

[03:59:27] It's worth it.

[03:59:27] Also, chat. Donate Plasma.

[03:59:30] Yeah!

[03:59:30] I've been reading the Strange Houses series.

[03:59:33] By that Ukezu guy who wears the funny clay mask.

[03:59:38] That's been alright.

[03:59:41] I like the, I think I like the concept more than I like the execution of it.

[03:59:47] The two books have kind of ended in a way that is almost too good to be true.

[03:59:54] Like the story and the build up are really good, but the payoff is just like,

[03:59:58] He just hands it over to his genius friend and then the guy reads like for five minutes

[04:00:05] and he's like, oh here's how it sounds.

[04:00:07] No.

[04:00:08] What the hell is that?

[04:00:13] It's like a pirate ship over there.

[04:00:17] Never.

[04:00:20] I've seen too many of my friends fall into that hole.

[04:00:27] Honestly, I believe it to be one of the worst vices.

[04:00:31] What's for us, gambling or league?

[04:00:33] League.

[04:00:41] A league hold.

[04:00:42] Oh, I keep shifting the wrong way. That's why it's getting hard.

[04:00:52] You sometimes win gambling!

[04:00:54] It's all Vatican City representative in the Cyclothon viewership.

[04:00:57] You live in the Vatican?

[04:00:58] I am glad to inform you your ban has been extended.

[04:00:59] Another six months.

[04:01:00] Oh no!

[04:01:01] Aw, brother!

[04:01:03] Come on!

[04:01:04] It was only five people!

[04:01:07] Shlatt, past tense shlort.

[04:01:13] And it was 26 years ago, man.

[04:01:24] You think we can let people grow as humans

[04:01:27] and become genuinely better people,

[04:01:29] but I guess the Pope doesn't believe in that.

[04:01:33] You hear that? They banned me. They extended my ban.

[04:01:36] To the Vatican.

[04:01:39] The Pope? Yeah, we do that.

[04:01:41] That's what I thought too. I thought Jesus was about that too and you know what?

[04:01:46] I went to a church yesterday.

[04:01:49] That's why we have Catholic guilt.

[04:01:54] I didn't understand a single word, but that's alright.

[04:01:59] That's a grown pope.

[04:02:03] Oh, they're pulling a hand guys. This isn't good.

[04:02:09] What the fuck?

[04:02:13] I'm not even gonna give you the time today.

[04:02:21] You look like a piece of work.

[04:02:33] This car called the Honda Spike, that's awesome.

[04:02:40] Hey Joshloot, slow and steady wins the race.

[04:02:46] Joshloot?

[04:02:49] What?

[04:02:51] It's alright so far.

[04:02:55] I didn't like the news about the Vatican though.

[04:03:00] How many songs are viewed up? Oh shit, that's right. We've got to sing songs.

[04:03:05] One, two, three...

[04:03:08] We've got three songs to sing!

[04:03:11] Shit, this is unsettling.

[04:03:13] Cover them up, slut!

[04:03:21] Thoughts on Weezer?

[04:03:23] Fuck you.

[04:03:25] Your cover of Africa was dog shit.

[04:03:32] Have you read Dungeon Crawler Carl?

[04:03:33] Shit blasted through the whole series in less than a month.

[04:03:36] Also your shlords have to hurt on that tiny man seat.

[04:03:41] My swans are burning right now, you don't even understand.

[04:03:47] This seat is made for a tiny, tiny man.

[04:03:52] Uh, yeah, I started Dundercrawler, Carl, and I didn't like it.

[04:03:57] It was too on the nose.

[04:03:58] Wait, doesn't like Wazir? I don't know.

[04:04:00] I don't know any Wazir songs.

[04:04:02] Like too many video game references.

[04:04:05] And, uh...

[04:04:07] I felt like a millennial.

[04:04:10] And so I...

[04:04:11] Uh, I stopped reading it.

[04:04:14] Fuck, they're going quick.

[04:04:16] This isn't fair.

[04:04:19] Mom, save Verna's gold!

[04:04:21] Yeah!

[04:04:21] Uh-oh!

[04:04:22] I don't know what he whizzed or something!

[04:04:32] This bike needs to be higher, that's what it is, I need to raise your seat again.

[04:04:48] Rather be a millennial in Gen Z. I think early Gen Z got it the best, if I'm being honest.

[04:05:03] Late Gen Z, that's like not even the same.

[04:05:06] It's not even the same generation, not even close.

[04:05:08] Too much happened.

[04:05:09] I think if you grew up when the computer was like a thing you did, the internet was

[04:05:16] a place you went to and not just entirely all-encompassing and controlling your life.

[04:05:23] Like that's literally the two different ends of the Gen Z spectrum.

[04:05:27] And it resulted in very, very different...

[04:05:29] You don't like Weezer?

[04:05:30] Say it ain't so.

[04:05:33] Look at them!

[04:05:40] Fuck!

[04:05:42] Yes, he's going to be a relaxed pace, boys.

[04:05:52] You put the bike on me, you get my pace.

[04:05:54] Or the backpack.

[04:05:56] You put the backpack on me.

[04:05:58] I was born in-

[04:05:59] I think I'm having fun.

[04:06:00] I was born in-

[04:06:01] Talking to each other up there.

[04:06:02] Two gay person walks into a bar.

[04:06:05] One smokes a cigar and drinks bourbon.

[04:06:08] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[04:06:11] I was born in what year would I be born if I was 6,000 something years old?

[04:06:19] I don't know.

[04:06:20] What generation is that?

[04:06:22] As you get up north in Japan they have these funny sloped roofs, which I guess makes sense.

[04:06:30] Because it snows a lot up here so you want to have the snow sliding off the roof.

[04:06:36] But then it's like, why not just insulate the houses better?

[04:06:40] Hello Schlossstate, you're awesome for participating in this charity event.

[04:06:45] What's your favorite example of religious architecture?

[04:06:48] Oh, uh...

[04:06:51] What?

[04:06:52] I can tell you my least favorite.

[04:06:54] Is it the Vatican?

[04:06:56] A.K.A. every product and church in the country.

[04:06:58] What is that?

[04:06:59] Anyway, what's coming from yourself?

[04:07:00] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get to it.

[04:07:01] It's good to see you in the cyclathon.

[04:07:02] I'll get to it.

[04:07:03] Much love to you, big guy.

[04:07:04] I just hate the idea of worshiping God at a strip mall, you know?

[04:07:08] It's just...

[04:07:12] Don't know.

[04:07:13] This doesn't seem right.

[04:07:23] You imagine...

[04:07:25] praising Jesus

[04:07:27] and then going right next door

[04:07:29] to get your little fucking nails done or something?

[04:07:31] Ha ha ha ha!

[04:07:33] Or getting a fucking bagel.

[04:07:35] I mean...

[04:07:37] Why not?

[04:07:39] What you talking about?

[04:07:43] Oh, here we go.

[04:07:45] You guys, you have to slow down.

[04:07:47] You're at...

[04:07:49] Too much of a pace.

[04:07:51] I don't know about any of that stuff.

[04:07:53] Hello, Schlutty.

[04:07:55] I'm Schlut from New Mexico.

[04:07:57] Yes, New Mexico, not Old Mexico.

[04:07:59] Thank you for that clarification.

[04:08:03] Oh my God.

[04:08:05] Oh my god.

[04:08:07] Wait, does that mean he likes mega churches?

[04:08:21] Hello, Schlatt. I'm Bube, the racist demon from the south. Hell, we also hate the Vatican. We have so much in common. Can you tell us more about you?

[04:08:29] I don't hate the Vatican.

[04:08:31] The Catholic Church is the one true one, or so they say.

[04:08:38] I'd love to go to the Vatican. They need to lift that ban on me.

[04:08:45] We need to at Pope Leo on Twitter and let him know that I'm rapidly approaching.

[04:08:52] Actually, I found out that Jesus is buried up here.

[04:08:56] What?

[04:08:58] here. What? In Elmory. Yeah. You believe that? What? They fucking took him all the way up

[04:09:05] here. He's buried in the house. How about that? Taking Jesus Christ all the way up to Elmory

[04:09:09] to get buried? Yeah, he's apparently was buried there according to some people. One of the

[04:09:14] hosts. Hey slingers, bow fingers. Have you watered the water please? I hope your thighs

[04:09:18] don't slap from all the biking. Right from your Po-Dunk Oklahoma, it's not A-L-L-L

[04:09:23] What happened when he woke up from breakfast?

[04:09:27] It was so hard.

[04:09:32] I didn't even know what any of that meant.

[04:09:34] Poedunk.

[04:09:35] Poedunk?

[04:09:36] Yeah.

[04:09:37] That's like middle and nowhere, America, like back woods.

[04:09:47] There we go.

[04:09:48] So wait.

[04:09:49] We're turning left?

[04:09:50] Yeah.

[04:09:53] It's tougher.

[04:09:55] It's tougher.

[04:09:57] Oh shit.

[04:09:59] No, I'm enjoying this.

[04:10:01] It would just have to be at a reduced pace.

[04:10:03] Well, it's fine.

[04:10:05] I should give you the heart rate watch.

[04:10:07] Oh no, don't do that.

[04:10:09] No, that...

[04:10:11] Someone would probably call like an ambulance if they saw.

[04:10:15] We're doing the arms again.

[04:10:17] Does the mouse and slats sing along start now?

[04:10:19] I want to sing a song with him.

[04:10:21] I'm going to stop.

[04:10:22] Understood.

[04:10:23] I'm going to stop when he is.

[04:10:26] Fuck sake, and look at them.

[04:10:30] Guys, what do you not understand about a reduced pace?

[04:10:34] Reduced pace.

[04:10:39] No.

[04:10:40] Okay, not that reduced.

[04:10:46] Somewhere in the middle.

[04:10:48] Okay.

[04:10:49] What the fuck is it with British people and instructions?

[04:11:03] I don't want to meet with you.

[04:11:13] It is a E5.

[04:11:17] Lads.

[04:11:19] Guys, no jokes about Jesus on Easter. He's not the kind of guy you'd want to cross.

[04:11:27] I get it.

[04:11:29] Oh my God.

[04:11:33] Ba-dum-dum-ching!

[04:11:48] This is fucking terrifying.

[04:11:51] Why the hell did I sign up to do this?

[04:11:54] It's for charity!

[04:11:59] If I fall, I die.

[04:12:01] That's it!

[04:12:07] Where's your headed?

[04:12:15] Oh!

[04:12:17] Thank you for doing this again. Too bad I won't be there at the end as my trip is in mid-May, so we'll make sure to go to Lost Bar and Shimanami Kaido.

[04:12:31] Oh, come on, bro.

[04:12:33] Uh-oh.

[04:12:34] Did you got a mess today?

[04:12:36] I bet you didn't.

[04:12:38] Hey, Schlatt, it's me.

[04:12:40] Haruto Yamamoto from Tokyo.

[04:12:42] I'm looking for love.

[04:12:44] And the Tartu Fetches.

[04:12:46] Wash down the weaning man's silk and loose.

[04:12:49] I'm going to get a little wet.

[04:12:51] I'm going to get a little wet.

[04:12:53] I'm going to get a little wet.

[04:12:55] I'm going to get a little wet.

[04:12:57] I'm going to get a little wet.

[04:12:59] I'm the greening man, so bad for you, stop, stop, stop, dog.

[04:13:08] What's up, Yamamoto?

[04:13:09] Put the Pope on a Game of Sups, the M-Cup.

[04:13:12] Then we'll have to let you come visit.

[04:13:14] I don't think that would...

[04:13:15] I think Game of Sups and me, we'd both kind of lose the mandate of heaviness.

[04:13:21] We put the Pope on a cup.

[04:13:23] You know?

[04:13:25] Yeah, we'll have to nix that one a little VTOL

[04:13:42] Okay, we got some downhill coming

[04:13:50] That is time for another song

[04:13:55] Everything is abandoned.

[04:13:57] Yeah, why is that?

[04:13:59] They're just running the people out here.

[04:14:01] Everything's abandoned?

[04:14:03] Chad! Where are they going?

[04:14:05] Dying. They're dying?

[04:14:07] Can you say weezer?

[04:14:09] What's wrong?

[04:14:11] Why do you want me to sing something that I don't know how to sing?

[04:14:13] Cheers from the land of the single star.

[04:14:15] God bless Texas.

[04:14:17] Hell yeah, brother!

[04:14:21] Oh!

[04:14:23] All of a sudden, very fishy, very fishy smell.

[04:14:30] So wait, we'll have Joe Biden mentioned on a cup, but not the Pope?

[04:14:34] What if it was an anime, wine-food Pope?

[04:14:37] I will not continue to entertain this idea.

[04:14:41] Goodbye.

[04:14:43] Goodbye.

[04:14:44] Shlatt Man, OUG, OUG, OG, Slatman, OUG.

[04:14:53] Shlatt, you're welcome to join the worn out double religion based on dice rolls.

[04:14:57] OUG, lick a lexre to three都別.

[04:14:59] But no more fucking Samnamy.

[04:15:02] You're crazy, man.

[04:15:06] What the fuck?

[04:15:09] Shlant talks like he's about to announce a recession every time he opens his mouth.

[04:15:13] Shlant looks like he'd deny your loan and then sell you the pen.

[04:15:16] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:15:23] Hey Shlor, any thoughts on the Shlant furry allegations?

[04:15:26] Oh shit!

[04:15:27] I almost lost it.

[04:15:28] Uh oh.

[04:15:29] I almost lost it.

[04:15:32] He almost lost his ball.

[04:15:33] My god.

[04:15:34] Mario talk though. If the Pope had a flavor, what would it be?

[04:15:36] Stop talking to me about the Pope and game of seps.

[04:15:39] This is a collab that is not happening.

[04:15:44] Wishing all of Chad a happy Easter.

[04:15:47] Also, good job on the bike, Mr. Jay Schlatt.

[04:15:50] Yeah, I learned that.

[04:15:52] I think it's honestly like the sickest joke you could have played to make me fly 15 hours out to here.

[04:15:58] Jay Schlatt, happy egg day.

[04:15:59] Promise me.

[04:16:00] Make sure to tell everyone around you to suck an egg.

[04:16:02] Pfft!

[04:16:02] HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

[04:16:06] Not only the 15 hour flight, the 3 hour bullet train, and a 2 hour drive up the...

[04:16:12] bum fuck nowhere, Almorey.

[04:16:14] Promise me an e-bike and then it doesn't work.

[04:16:17] And now I have to actually try.

[04:16:22] Like is this fucked up?

[04:16:25] I don't use cash.

[04:16:28] Doesn't use cash.

[04:16:32] I only I only have my cap to pay visa

[04:16:40] Wow this is beautiful you know strange way it's like so empty

[04:16:50] no

[04:16:55] shit shit I almost lost it again

[04:17:02] It's time.

[04:17:12] You, yes I love to you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

[04:17:29] Wataki wa watashi ami kawamata to

[04:17:38] Yubei itte ka to na ki no furu wa

[04:17:47] Burei no dake to ni ni oboe ga aru to ohi no shibii

[04:17:56] Ai ga warasu na no ne

[04:17:59] Tohwin no ni hitari uchireba

[04:18:07] Stay with me

[04:18:09] Mai yorakana toa wo tadaki

[04:18:14] Kaeranai seto naita

[04:18:20] Ano kizusu ga ima me ga mae

[04:18:25] Stay with me

[04:18:27] I'll say it with a kiss

[04:18:32] We'll cry together

[04:18:38] I still can't forget

[04:18:41] I love you

[04:18:46] I don't know what to do with this song, but I'm not sure what to do with this song, so I'm going to play it for a while.

[04:19:16] If I could change your heart, I would always have felt you there

[04:19:30] Stay with me, I'll knock on the door in the middle of the night

[04:19:37] Kokoro ni anagaita

[04:19:43] Ano hi zeku ga ima me no mae

[04:19:48] Say with me

[04:19:50] Sabi shita magi wa ojite

[04:19:55] Oita de koudo no haru

[04:20:01] Onagiriroki, uri saejite hito

[04:20:09] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm sure you can hear me.

[04:20:19] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm sure you can hear me.

[04:20:59] I still haven't forgotten the warmth of day with me

[04:21:06] I hit the door of the night sky

[04:21:10] I can't get back, but I cry

[04:21:17] Before that miracle is over

[04:21:21] Day with me

[04:21:24] While I was saying goodbye

[04:21:28] We were together for a long time

[04:21:34] I still remember, it was a long time ago

[04:21:39] Always

[04:21:41] I was a boy even though I was a boy

[04:21:46] I cried because I couldn't go back

[04:21:52] That season, before my eyes

[04:21:56] So we'll be following me with a book!

[04:22:02] What the fuck?

[04:22:26] Oh

[04:22:51] This is Lindsey Graham's f command week a couple of cute boys raising money for the IDF

[04:22:56] TX for the monies as a sicko it helps go into dark on

[04:23:00] I just think oh the fuck you talking about you're out of your mind

[04:23:10] You're a sicko

[04:23:15] Oh shit

[04:23:56] This part, baby

[04:23:59] Crazy with joy

[04:24:02] In my joy

[04:24:08] Eyes on the prize

[04:24:09] It's tearing me apart

[04:24:10] Don't want no one else to meet anybody

[04:24:13] Just a party

[04:24:14] Wanting anything else

[04:24:15] I'm not a good girl

[04:24:17] But like it, please say

[04:24:20] La la la la la

[04:24:53] Passin' Arcadia, passin' Arcadia

[04:24:57] Your news forever sugar, let loose your desires

[04:25:01] Let loose your desires

[04:25:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:25:08] Your reality's smart, fantasy that'll steal it from

[04:25:11] Under you lonely lonely city lights

[04:25:14] On the devil that will embrace your call

[04:25:17] Living through you, so stay, hey

[04:25:50] Hey Schlatt, my Chinese dad who invented the camera lenses died.

[04:25:55] He rests in peace.

[04:25:56] Zoom in.

[04:25:57] Your Chinese dad who invented the camera lens?

[04:26:02] What?

[04:26:03] I don't know about that.

[04:26:04] Oh, this is nice.

[04:26:05] This is a nice respite.

[04:26:06] I don't know about that.

[04:26:15] Oh, this is nice. This is a nice respite.

[04:26:20] What is the sun's name? It's called Stay Focus.

[04:26:23] It's just the weight of this machine. Just keepin' me goin'. Here we go.

[04:26:36] I think once we get to the rest stop, this is coming off of me, he can't handle it,

[04:27:02] Why is he doesn't like it?

[04:27:12] He hates it!

[04:27:32] Never I said my words

[04:27:37] Wishing they would be heard

[04:27:42] I saw you smiling at me

[04:27:47] Was it real?

[04:27:49] Just my fantasy

[04:27:53] You'd always be there in the corner

[04:27:57] Of this tiny little ball

[04:28:03] My last night here for you

[04:28:09] Same old song, just once more

[04:28:14] My last night here with you

[04:28:20] Maybe yes, maybe no

[04:28:24] I kinda like to throw away

[04:28:29] How you shyly place your eyes on me

[04:28:35] Oh boy, do you ever know

[04:28:39] That I've got mine on you

[04:28:47] Darling, so there you are

[04:28:52] With that look upon your face

[04:28:58] As if you never heard

[04:29:03] As if you never doubt

[04:29:08] Shall I be the one for you

[04:29:14] To bitch in this suffering

[04:29:17] But you're...

[04:29:20] You've had the shot man

[04:29:23] I don't know that you wanna be

[04:29:28] No

[04:29:47] So let me come to you,

[04:30:03] as I want to be,

[04:30:09] Close enough for me

[04:30:14] To feel your heart beating fast

[04:30:19] And stay there as I whisper

[04:30:24] How I love your peaceful eyes on me

[04:30:30] I'll build you at the door that I have mine on you

[04:30:43] Darling, so share with me

[04:30:48] Will love if you had enough

[04:30:53] Your tears if you're holding that

[04:30:58] Open it, that's what it is

[04:31:04] How can I let you know

[04:31:09] I'm more than the dress and the voice

[04:31:16] Just reach me out, good then

[04:31:18] You know that you are not me

[04:31:24] You know you're falling for there you are

[04:31:30] With that look upon your face

[04:31:36] As if you're never hurt

[04:31:41] As if you're never done

[04:31:47] To be the one for you

[04:31:52] Who teaches you something but trust?

[04:31:58] If I was your man, I would know that you are my dear human.

[04:32:22] I love gossip, girl.

[04:32:28] Infectious vibes, thanks so much for the 10 gift

[04:32:32] I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

[04:32:35] Yeah, there's a lot less thinking that goes into this.

[04:32:38] I can't, like, it's harder to allocate the mental

[04:32:42] This man is having an existential crisis.

[04:32:44] I'm losing big time because of it.

[04:32:49] This man is having an existential crisis.

[04:32:57] Hey, Schlatt, I'm sorry if I missed the law, but are you only cycling with the boys today?

[04:33:03] You are the one who said, no way you just asked Connor about his first BJ, Bruce.

[04:33:09] What?

[04:33:13] You know, I asked the questions that people were scared to ask.

[04:33:16] Slash, and the cock dusted you.

[04:33:46] you

[04:34:16] you

[04:34:46] you

[04:35:16] you

[04:35:46] you

[04:36:16] you

[04:36:46] you

[04:37:16] you

[04:37:46] you

[04:38:16] you

[04:38:46] you

[04:39:16] I hope you're used to so far going absolutely amazing, mine sure is.

[04:39:35] My god those songs you were singing were so beautiful.

[04:39:38] You have one of the loveliest voices I've ever heard on all of Twitch.

[04:39:41] You go hot.

[04:39:42] Hey, sweet dog!

[04:39:43] Thank you!

[04:39:44] Is there another extra pan or a hide song?

[04:39:49] He day?

[04:39:50] Oh, he day song?

[04:39:53] Oh, you think so?

[04:39:55] Oh my God.

[04:39:57] Get in, Stinky Puffet, Stinky Puffet, Stinky Puffet!

[04:40:02] I have not watched one episode of Bleach.

[04:40:12] I can proudly say I've never watched one episode of Bleach or Naruto.

[04:40:19] None of those two.

[04:40:26] I've never seen that. Maybe I should

[04:40:32] The bleach is better. I just know everybody loves it, but I don't know anything about me

[04:40:48] Metal pipe metal pipe is that supposed to trigger something that didn't happen

[04:40:56] Yes.

[04:41:00] Oh, fuck, why are you so close to me?

[04:41:02] My bro, just for a moment, I'm wondering why you're doing this.

[04:41:04] You know why.

[04:41:07] He's alive!

[04:41:13] Thank you, Iron Mouse, for the songs, and thank you all for doing this.

[04:41:16] Thank you!

[04:41:22] Thank you!

[04:41:24] Hey, Schlatt.

[04:41:24] Why did Sally pull up the swings?

[04:41:26] She had no arms.

[04:41:27] No, no, no Sally.

[04:41:37] Cool event, oh my god.

[04:41:43] I love Wraith Master.

[04:41:54] Oh my god, I love that song.

[04:42:02] I love, I love Butterfly Kiss so much.

[04:42:06] Fuck.

[04:42:07] I got no juice left, boys.

[04:42:11] Fuck!

[04:42:12] I want to sing it so bad.

[04:42:14] I'm sorry.

[04:42:44] I want you all to sleep in the darkness.

[04:42:52] Even the blue sky is still alive.

[04:43:00] I want you all to live in a world like this.

[04:43:08] This is starting on my body.

[04:43:11] Here's from Texas.

[04:43:13] Yes, I understand.

[04:43:17] Yes, I understand.

[04:43:49] I am the master of my fate.

[04:44:09] I am the captain of my soul.

[04:44:12] What?

[04:44:13] Who said that?

[04:44:14] Plato?

[04:44:15] Is that a Plato quote you're whipping out on me?

[04:44:17] I used to eat it all the time when I was a kid.

[04:44:19] Hey, Mr. Schlatt.

[04:44:20] How is it the first I hear of you

[04:44:21] is my young son drinking your milk?

[04:44:23] Keep looking.

[04:44:24] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[04:44:26] Sorry about that.

[04:44:29] It's so shut up!

[04:44:41] I really like this small, never-pasted, you know?

[04:45:17] No!

[04:45:23] Wow, what a sunny day!

[04:45:28] What a sunny day! What a sunny day! Put your sunnies on!

[04:45:37] Thank you! Thank you!

[04:45:40] Look at this, I'm not pedaling it, I'm fucking, this is just how much weight is on this fucking

[04:45:48] bike.

[04:45:49] You put crazy down here.

[04:45:52] Cyclone, cyclone, cyclone.

[04:45:55] Here we go, thank god.

[04:45:58] Move aside, move aside, coming through.

[04:46:05] Coming through bro.

[04:46:07] Oh we're done.

[04:46:08] Oh my goodness.

[04:46:14] I call God.

[04:46:15] It's like Jesus rising all over again.

[04:46:17] Just so much joy.

[04:46:19] Oh.

[04:46:21] All right.

[04:46:23] You're done.

[04:46:24] I did it.

[04:46:25] One more day.

[04:46:27] All right, well, thanks for riding along with me.

[04:46:46] Since it's getting warmer, you might see some wildlife, anything from a hawk to a bee.

[04:46:51] Thanks for showing support.

[04:46:54] Is there no kickstand on this?

[04:46:56] Probably not.

[04:46:58] Yeah.

[04:47:00] 156, man.

[04:47:02] That's good.

[04:47:04] That's good?

[04:47:06] Charlie Brown cartoons are teaching kids that chemtrails don't exist.

[04:47:10] Chemtrail?

[04:47:12] What the fuck have you been talking to them about?

[04:47:14] What the fuck are you saying?

[04:47:16] Oh no, not the chemtrail.

[04:47:18] I was non-verbal for a bit. I just kind of let them do their thing.

[04:47:22] I got a lot of thoughts about stuff.

[04:47:24] Did you bring out the worst in them?

[04:47:26] They do got a lot of thoughts.

[04:47:27] I think they brought it out of themselves, to be honest.

[04:47:29] You let them share the real selves.

[04:47:32] Dude, I was just trying to fucking bike, dude.

[04:47:35] Wow.

[04:47:37] That has a lot of thoughts.

[04:47:37] That was the Herculean task.

[04:47:39] I'm not going to lie.

[04:47:39] You took a little frog to get this far.

[04:47:40] I'm not in shape.

[04:47:42] I need to preface that.

[04:47:43] So.

[04:47:43] I think you'd be great.

[04:47:45] Thank you.

[04:47:45] It's our favorite.

[04:47:46] I just have a bagel for you as well.

[04:47:47] Yeah, I'm taking it off.

[04:47:49] And I need the mic for me as well.

[04:47:51] I can't believe Bibi got locked up again because of getting too raunchy.

[04:47:54] Enjoy the lunch you should have.

[04:47:56] You're not raunchy.

[04:47:57] Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg, Alg.

[04:48:06] Hey, Slut.

[04:48:07] Next time you're doing 69, make sure you're on top.

[04:48:10] That way you don't get balls in your face.

[04:48:13] What the fuck? What the fuck have you done to them?

[04:48:23] That's actually, you know, I never notice. Every time I do that, there's balls in my face.

[04:48:30] Every time. Every time. That's crazy to notice.

[04:48:34] I mean you shouldn't think to mix it up. Oh

[04:48:40] Jesus good heavens

[04:48:43] All right ten case to lunch unlimited tuna unlimited tuna. Well no bike. What do you want?

[04:48:56] Yeah, let's swap

[04:49:04] Oh boy, did you guys enjoy having a slight crazy downwind?

[04:49:12] Wow!

[04:49:13] I'm having a tuna!

[04:49:14] I would like some tuna please.

[04:49:15] Well luckily it hasn't been moving for a very long time so you can kind of see where

[04:49:24] it was at.

[04:49:25] Honestly I think that should be fine.

[04:49:30] That was long dude.

[04:50:02] There's just two big batteries in there.

[04:50:04] He said the thing.

[04:50:07] He said the thing.

[04:50:09] And also, not very aerodynamic.

[04:50:13] But you know, it means to check and have the internet,

[04:50:16] and a walking power station.

[04:50:21] It's pretty weird for Joe.

[04:50:24] You know how it is.

[04:50:26] He just kind of wanders.

[04:50:28] He's kind of like already in that old man

[04:50:30] six-year-old phase of his life where he'll just walk off my only other

[04:51:12] That's right.

[04:51:25] Yeah, let's run for good.

[04:51:27] Let's try it. I'll see if I get tired.

[04:51:31] Nice.

[04:51:33] I know it's...

[04:51:37] No, I mean, I always thought that it was a tiny bit too low,

[04:51:40] but I also was like quite comfortable I think just because the way I was sitting was a little easier

[04:51:45] on my hands. I was putting less pressure.

[04:51:49] I think I have to bend down a tiny bit more. I know it's putting more up tomorrow.

[04:51:55] Yeah, I just got a criss-

[04:51:56] No flat!

[04:51:56] I need to get a toilet.

[04:52:06] You have to take care of them.

[04:52:07] entertain the masses

[04:52:09] how many have you had in there?

[04:52:11] how many have I had?

[04:52:13] not enough at all

[04:52:15] not enough

[04:52:17] 4

[04:52:19] good lord

[04:52:21] 180 calories

[04:52:23] who will flip?

[04:52:25] wonky flip?

[04:52:27] I'm not gonna flip, I can't do a thing

[04:52:29] I heard you guys!

[04:52:31] What's going on?

[04:52:33] Woo!

[04:52:35] I'm going to go straight to the next 90 seconds until Schlatt has enough.

[04:52:39] It's a good having guests.

[04:52:41] What, 156K?

[04:52:43] I cycle and then for the breaks I can sort of sneak off to the corner.

[04:52:47] Wait, tomorrow's the 6th of April? Holy shit.

[04:52:50] I'd love you for you. We've got guests for the bit now.

[04:52:52] That's...are you fine?

[04:52:54] That we do. Paul, that we do.

[04:52:56] That we do, Paul, that we do.

[04:52:58] Why is time going so fast?

[04:53:01] So I burned, I mean, what, just a 45 minute skin.

[04:53:05] I probably burned 300 calories, just a 180 calories.

[04:53:08] 300 calories in 20 minutes.

[04:53:10] That was in 20 minutes, was it?

[04:53:12] That was 40 minutes.

[04:53:14] Yeah.

[04:53:15] We have a very different definition of time

[04:53:17] that we've pulled.

[04:53:18] I guess I'm thinking of a car time.

[04:53:19] This year's going to be a little faster.

[04:53:20] What's happening?

[04:53:22] I've got 180 back in it, and I'm still like down to set.

[04:53:24] still get fit. The Broadmech, the primary for... Have you ever done fucking Atkins or

[04:53:30] having some popular these days? Remember the Atkins diet? Atkins diet, you're just like

[04:53:36] you can eat whatever you want. Chops, pork chops, hamburgers, sausages, and then you

[04:53:41] gotta die. And then you die out of a heart attack because you ate cherry ham.

[04:53:45] You can eat as many as you like.

[04:53:49] Let my son let us do a little wiggle.

[04:53:53] Yeah, you're worth a go with it.

[04:53:55] He died of heart disease. He ate too many sausages.

[04:53:58] So the action's not...

[04:54:00] Alright, it's falling. Alright, oh god. It's coming!

[04:54:03] I choose the jelly dine.

[04:54:06] The first crackster is starting to appear.

[04:54:08] It's starting to appear.

[04:54:10] A restaurant where...

[04:54:13] You remember it very well, eh?

[04:54:15] I went there with Charlotte on the journey across Japan

[04:54:17] This week of July happened

[04:54:19] Two years and three or four months ago

[04:54:21] It's a restaurant where you get a literal mountain of tuna

[04:54:27] What?

[04:54:28] And you have to eat it all

[04:54:29] And you won't go to eat it all

[04:54:30] And then whatever gets left over

[04:54:32] Is fed to the feral cats

[04:54:34] That reside around the back of the restaurant

[04:54:36] What?

[04:54:37] We didn't show that in our video

[04:54:38] It's just a bit like wastage

[04:54:40] He gave us a free Latuna t-shirt. The guy that runs the restaurant...

[04:54:45] The Feral Cat!

[04:54:46] He likes it when people take photos and videos.

[04:54:48] And while we were eating there, he just gave us those free t-shirts.

[04:54:52] He's gonna love Schlag.

[04:54:54] He's gonna be like, oh, very big.

[04:54:57] I don't really see Schlag.

[04:54:59] The restaurant I own at the gate.

[04:55:02] It's too big.

[04:55:04] That's right.

[04:55:06] I'm almost halfway to Halloween.

[04:55:18] Oh my god, we're getting close.

[04:55:21] Halloween!

[04:55:22] I got a little uh, old Fulmeratsu.

[04:55:25] Yeah.

[04:55:26] In traction here.

[04:55:27] Save some room for the chute.

[04:55:28] Oh, that'd be great.

[04:55:29] It's nice.

[04:55:30] It's the same percentage that are being approached by the man.

[04:55:33] What are you going to do for us?

[04:55:36] I'm going to be for Halloween.

[04:55:40] People plan this for a head.

[04:55:44] Can I be for Halloween?

[04:55:46] I'm good, yeah. Once I get back on the other bike, I'll be doing fine. It's just a sick, sick joke that you did that.

[04:55:51] You both should be crisp.

[04:55:53] I took off the cables last night. I got the scissors out and I was like, snip to the camera.

[04:55:58] Are you ready for some television? You are, right?

[04:56:01] I'm going to be sweet and get fucked up in a minute, because it's pretty...

[04:56:04] Man, where'd the sun come from?

[04:56:06] I'm gonna ride my own to cope for this one.

[04:56:12] I think I wanna make some spooky cupcakes with a chocolate buttercream frosting.

[04:56:17] That's not so good!

[04:56:29] He's a Easter Bunny for Halloween.

[04:56:31] I'm not doing a video. I'm here to raise money for the Mutual Fishery Foundation. Have fun with Schlatt and psycho endlessly for two weeks and not film it.

[04:56:47] And I kind of throw that at the filming.

[04:56:49] It's filming it was really not fun, because if you like a week and you'd be dead and then

[04:56:54] you'd be like, hey guys, you're supposed to film a role for the first time, but is that

[04:56:58] one a dime?

[04:56:59] Which is that two fucking weeks?

[04:57:00] Yeah, me.

[04:57:01] It's not so far off.

[04:57:02] It's better if you come through.

[04:57:03] Give me one.

[04:57:04] Also, we don't stop enough at, like, interesting places.

[04:57:08] We're trying to on this series.

[04:57:10] That's the schnack topples to the floor.

[04:57:15] I only get one.

[04:57:17] We get this around the size, right?

[04:57:19] Oh my God.

[04:57:21] It's black. It's the gears of the bike.

[04:57:23] Oh no, not the linen.

[04:57:25] Why have I done this? Do you think I chose this?

[04:57:27] That's why you gotta wear like fucking tight, silly trousers like this.

[04:57:30] I can't buy new clothes so I can come buy...

[04:57:33] You look so good in this shit.

[04:57:35] Something's been tortured so hard.

[04:57:37] You look really good in this sort of tight thing.

[04:57:41] What's wrong with having size 5?

[04:57:44] Or size 6, 2.

[04:57:46] We got an evo, we got a chair.

[04:57:48] I said, fuck it.

[04:57:49] Throw no legs.

[04:57:50] It's a massive outfit.

[04:57:51] Color's perfect.

[04:57:52] Yeah, of course.

[04:57:54] There's nothing wrong with that.

[04:57:56] I'm gonna say it's 4.

[04:57:59] I'm size 5 to 6.

[04:58:01] It comes with a free Christmas album.

[04:58:02] Throw it in.

[04:58:03] That's not true.

[04:58:04] Like, 5 and a half to 6.

[04:58:06] I wouldn't say 5.

[04:58:07] I would say 5 and a half to 6.

[04:58:08] Like...

[04:58:09] I wouldn't say 5.

[04:58:11] I'd say 5 and a half to 6.

[04:58:13] I'll learn it just for you.

[04:58:43] I'm sorry, okay? I don't know everything. My brain can only hold so much information for me.

[04:58:59] I don't know everything!

[04:59:09] I don't know everything!

[04:59:11] Could be a woman's pension.

[04:59:13] Oh, I'm shaking.

[04:59:15] Oh, here we go.

[04:59:17] I could never finish this ice-pen sheet.

[04:59:23] I could never finish this ice-pen sheet.

[04:59:29] Really rough opinion, but the second I hear that

[04:59:33] Louis Armstrong fuck come on the radio, I switch it right off.

[04:59:37] What?

[04:59:39] What's the biggest size?

[04:59:46] What?

[04:59:47] Yeah, because I did collapse on the floor.

[04:59:49] Oh, sorry.

[04:59:51] Oh, uh, lost it's knuckle?

[04:59:56] Size 6?

[04:59:58] This isn't my bridge.

[05:00:00] Size, size 5?

[05:00:02] Size 6, you?

[05:00:04] How are you guys doing today?

[05:00:05] How was it riding the sled?

[05:00:07] I'm gonna have to stick to that.

[05:00:09] He saw it.

[05:00:10] He didn't see it.

[05:00:12] He didn't see it.

[05:00:13] No, he saw it.

[05:00:14] I'm gonna hide this guy.

[05:00:16] I'm gonna go and whack him all at him.

[05:00:19] It's Q&A time.

[05:00:20] Send me some questions and I'll put them to Connor and Schlapp.

[05:00:23] Go.

[05:00:24] I'm gonna have to slice you.

[05:00:25] He's a little more offensive and all the better.

[05:00:26] No, no.

[05:00:27] I think it was Paolo that was sponsoring the day stream.

[05:00:30] Paolo's had panels.

[05:00:31] And this chair helps Schlapp.

[05:00:33] and every substance in the world is in question right now

[05:00:39] you've made a pot and it's just like Gucci and McKell

[05:00:43] what's the place for the light cheap drink?

[05:00:46] do you sell it for two now?

[05:00:48] I'm very excited for that one, it's gonna hit Suggie

[05:00:51] we're 10k away

[05:00:52] I have Crocs size 6

[05:00:57] and Crocs are size 6

[05:00:59] there's no good questions

[05:01:01] Nothing.

[05:01:02] Did you watch Project Hail Mary?

[05:01:04] I did.

[05:01:04] It was very good.

[05:01:05] You were sharp, though.

[05:01:06] It's so good.

[05:01:07] There's a real fucking Hail Mary now.

[05:01:08] Altima's too.

[05:01:09] Yeah.

[05:01:10] You're going to be in the middle of it today.

[05:01:11] You know who you're going to get in the shit.

[05:01:12] I saw my wife go.

[05:01:13] I like my wife go to the center.

[05:01:14] Maybe.

[05:01:15] I don't know who she is.

[05:01:16] I use it when I Google size six shoe it.

[05:01:19] It comes out with the Junmin baby shoe.

[05:01:21] What the fuck?

[05:01:22] We've got those slides to see.

[05:01:24] Do you know that's not the shit?

[05:01:25] No.

[05:01:26] I can't shake it.

[05:01:27] The three is a Project Hail Mary.

[05:01:29] I like the book.

[05:01:30] That's so fucked up. Infringt shoe.

[05:01:34] What the fuck?

[05:01:37] I don't need to show that.

[05:01:40] The cover looks not vocal, but that's the game of socks.

[05:01:44] So there's lots of chop stuff right there.

[05:01:47] Maybe shoe. My shoe is not baby shoe.

[05:01:52] He's been on my face for six years bro, I don't need to celebrate it.

[05:01:59] One day I'll shave him off, and that'll be the last time you ever see my face.

[05:02:06] How did you decide on the shot?

[05:02:09] When I was 19, very skinny and attractive to some people, and I hated that.

[05:02:19] And I wanted people to like me for how awesome my content was and so then I got

[05:02:27] back and I grew these and then started watching TikToks. Wow what a story.

[05:02:34] I'm nervous. I want to be happy with myself I don't need to be this

[05:02:39] this thing.

[05:02:41] You know, the first...

[05:02:43] The first...

[05:02:45] Now it looks like a New Jersey guy

[05:02:47] has been delayed the wedding.

[05:02:49] The wedding is...

[05:02:51] Well, I'm more...

[05:02:53] What?

[05:02:55] I'm guessing that the same eyes

[05:02:57] are lovely.

[05:02:59] Oh, he calls it.

[05:03:01] They sound so...

[05:03:03] The first year or two I had

[05:03:05] the chops, I was

[05:03:07] I'm very self-conscious about going outside with them because they're weird, you know,

[05:03:14] but you haven't for a long enough, you're welcome.

[05:03:18] It just kind of teaches you a lesson on being comfortable with yourself.

[05:03:23] It does?

[05:03:25] Yeah.

[05:03:27] How do you know you've lived if you haven't been uncomfortable?

[05:03:31] Then again, I think most people live to be comfortable.

[05:03:34] Have you ever challenged yourself?

[05:03:36] You're right guys, I'm gonna get button chops.

[05:03:42] You're right guys.

[05:03:43] It's on the body, which is why there's a lot of wind which is why I'm standing here to protect it.

[05:03:48] So let's move a little bit closer together.

[05:04:03] The year of the chop has begun.

[05:04:06] Yeah, you don't really like New York pizza a bit too much.

[05:04:10] Ah, come on!

[05:04:15] Let's come on then, I'll tell you.

[05:04:17] What's going on with you?

[05:04:19] Crystal Hall of Miracles, as they say.

[05:04:22] Just hit them hard with it.

[05:04:24] This cross section above the nose,

[05:04:27] and up there, above it.

[05:04:30] Elizabeth, I hear some 25.

[05:04:32] I'm 31.

[05:04:34] We all have some insecurities we have to deal with. It's better to be bald than...

[05:04:38] Baldin can confirm.

[05:04:40] I see.

[05:04:43] It's okay to be bald.

[05:04:45] If you want to be bald, be bald.

[05:04:48] Be bald!

[05:04:49] You're on my territory, man. Get out of here.

[05:04:54] What the fuck is that?

[05:04:56] I mean, what do you want?

[05:04:58] He's getting a lot of kids on this journey, I noticed.

[05:05:06] Yeah, he's learning to kids on this journey.

[05:05:10] You see that?

[05:05:11] I did see a friend of his.

[05:05:12] He's hurt kids.

[05:05:13] He's on his kids.

[05:05:14] Wait, that was dancing on stream.

[05:05:17] Hold on.

[05:05:18] My bingo card.

[05:05:22] My bingo card!

[05:05:24] I have something for you me one second. Yes, I think you'll like it

[05:05:37] I got something for you asshole

[05:05:40] I'm going to show you

[05:05:47] Oh

[05:05:54] This is a 12,000 lumen flashlight.

[05:06:04] What?

[05:06:05] It has two exclamation marks on it.

[05:06:11] And this is the button that turns it on.

[05:06:14] Don't touch it, I'll have you on.

[05:06:18] I'll do it if you do it.

[05:06:20] I'll look at it at the same time.

[05:06:22] We'll see.

[05:06:23] You look at it at the same time?

[05:06:25] Well, we are on a date. It doesn't look that much.

[05:06:28] Fuck it.

[05:06:29] He looked at it.

[05:06:30] Shit. No, I didn't look directly into it.

[05:06:32] Well, even from the side, that's fucked.

[05:06:34] Look, if you, uh...

[05:06:35] Oh, my God!

[05:06:37] If you have it on, you can see a timer.

[05:06:40] That's how long it has before it starts to melt.

[05:06:43] Look at the side of it.

[05:06:45] You're gonna see that.

[05:06:47] What the fuck?

[05:06:49] Wow!

[05:06:50] Let's all look at it together.

[05:06:52] together. Let's all look at it together!

[05:06:56] Say at me!

[05:06:57] You're gonna see that for a couple minutes, man.

[05:06:59] Yeah, that's not possible.

[05:07:01] Hold on.

[05:07:04] Stop. You're gonna make it melt.

[05:07:06] It's gonna melt.

[05:07:08] No, why'd you get that?

[05:07:09] Amazon?

[05:07:10] Yeah.

[05:07:11] Don't you shit this, Steve.

[05:07:12] How am I gonna be with that?

[05:07:17] I just thought it would be funny if you...

[05:07:19] I thought it'd be funny if we looked at boys.

[05:07:21] I guess you're just not chill like that, you know what I mean?

[05:07:27] I guess Chris Brogess can your hand-

[05:07:29] I want to get that flash like that!

[05:07:31] Markiplier head!

[05:07:35] Which one's that one? That's the one I want.

[05:07:37] What did that happen?

[05:07:39] What year is this?

[05:07:41] I want the Markiplier flash right.

[05:07:43] What year was that?

[05:07:45] That was before my plan.

[05:07:47] I want that one how I get that

[05:08:17] Let's get going boys.

[05:08:19] Yeah the bright one.

[05:08:21] Power of the sun.

[05:08:23] In my head.

[05:08:25] In the palm of my hand.

[05:08:29] Tuna. Tuna.

[05:08:31] Tuna. Tuna.

[05:08:33] Tuna. Tuna.

[05:08:35] Tuna. Tuna.

[05:08:37] Tuna. Tuna.

[05:08:39] Gonyuk.

[05:08:41] Gonyuk.

[05:08:43] I don't know, we'll see.

[05:08:45] Hey, let's see how long it takes for me to get mercury poisoning.

[05:08:48] What kind of song are you playing today?

[05:08:51] Devil and Devil is Gorgon.

[05:08:57] A song of the battle?

[05:09:03] Gamers.

[05:09:04] Gamers.

[05:09:05] Who is gay?

[05:09:09] I appreciate you giving me some enthusiasm.

[05:09:11] Chris doesn't give me anything.

[05:09:13] Did they bring him back up?

[05:09:15] Is it okay?

[05:09:16] Hey, Murray.

[05:09:17] Hell no.

[05:09:18] Yeah, they thought he was gonna say it.

[05:09:20] That is ridiculous.

[05:09:22] Let's see.

[05:09:24] That's right.

[05:09:27] You know, you should barely be able to stand.

[05:09:30] Jesus.

[05:09:32] He reason why Slat is the only one with ear buds.

[05:09:36] He wants to conduct his bones.

[05:09:38] All right, boys.

[05:09:40] We'll get him.

[05:09:41] I guess you didn't know it, but I...

[05:09:43] Can't the man conduct his bones in peace?

[05:09:45] If you can't, take a pair out of it.

[05:09:51] You tell me, bro!

[05:09:57] You sure that's not too high?

[05:09:59] You got your sunglasses?

[05:10:01] No, he's been...

[05:10:05] You're gonna need it, buddy.

[05:10:07] I should be in the main.

[05:10:09] Next to all the cigars.

[05:10:12] And the birthday campus.

[05:10:16] There we go.

[05:10:21] They haven't opened up the streets.

[05:10:26] Sit down, start the show on fire.

[05:10:29] You can't see where I'll step this boat.

[05:10:31] You pull the boat across the streets

[05:10:33] and maybe you can hear it.

[05:10:39] All right, Chad, give me your donations.

[05:10:51] I'm back on the bike.

[05:10:52] You got that.

[05:10:53] Are you here for you guys?

[05:10:54] No.

[05:10:55] It's been a little while, huh?

[05:10:56] How was it with Schlatt?

[05:10:58] Was he a good?

[05:10:59] Was he a good babysitter?

[05:11:01] Heep.

[05:11:02] Let's go.

[05:11:03] We got 10K to lunch.

[05:11:07] lunch places really far away because Chris was like we got to go here and I was like alright well sure

[05:11:14] he was good we had fun he hated having the bike

[05:11:20] you should tell him that he's singing the devil

[05:11:23] I actually think this bike is still a little too tall

[05:11:28] go down a tiny bit

[05:11:29] I miss you guys. I mean, it's so friggin' nice of you guys, so it's just this road straight,

[05:11:42] four 11km, and then we'll have lunch. And this is one place that Chris was pretty adamant

[05:11:47] about going to. We normally wouldn't go to a lunch place so far ahead, because today's

[05:11:54] only 72km I think and the lunch place is 56km. So you know like pretty much all the way there.

[05:12:00] That's like a one more stretch but there's some other cool stuff as well near the lunch

[05:12:06] place so we have to see some cool stuff.

[05:12:09] Okay, some Malaysian slangabay nabby, something I don't know in.

[05:12:25] Not sure, probably is my guess.

[05:12:27] I just realized, I'm the same age as Chris Broad.

[05:12:30] Go on, I'm old.

[05:12:32] Yeah, you are, bro.

[05:12:33] Some ages, Chris, you got all this shit.

[05:12:36] Wooo!

[05:12:38] The crepid up here. Can't even hear me.

[05:12:54] Look out, buff!

[05:13:00] How dare you!

[05:13:01] You feel a song on me?

[05:13:03] Nah, it's only here at 160k.

[05:13:05] Bring back Shultaurus. We miss him already.

[05:13:07] I love when he asks me that.

[05:13:09] Do I have to agree with him, isn't he saying?

[05:13:11] Like, what? No?

[05:13:13] Wanted to at least give one genuine thank you.

[05:13:15] Not an offer for the loves, but for all of the lines that you show.

[05:13:17] Oh, yeah!

[05:13:19] Much love from Florida.

[05:13:21] Thank you. That car was quite close to it.

[05:13:23] But for all of the lines that you're on, there's much left from Florida.

[05:13:26] Thank you. That car was quite close to it.

[05:13:33] There are so many cell phones out there.

[05:13:34] If you're looking for Diego, we must take him up to the rough.

[05:13:37] What?

[05:13:38] What?

[05:13:40] Where is it?

[05:13:41] The book.

[05:13:42] What do you say?

[05:13:44] What did you say?

[05:13:45] I was very sorry.

[05:13:47] I was very sorry.

[05:13:48] The other students in my school used to call me Spider-Man.

[05:13:51] Well, I believe...

[05:13:52] He was murdered.

[05:13:54] Right now.

[05:14:00] I can't. I'll tell you when we stop.

[05:14:03] I believe like a ghost.

[05:14:05] Sorry.

[05:14:07] I told you it wasn't going to be a short stream.

[05:14:09] You didn't fucking believe me.

[05:14:11] You didn't believe me, bro.

[05:14:13] You didn't believe me.

[05:14:15] You didn't believe me.

[05:14:17] Someone donated and said,

[05:14:19] I was very flexible as a kid.

[05:14:21] The kids called me Spider-Man because my dad got murdered.

[05:14:24] Ahhhh!

[05:14:32] That's the best eve.

[05:14:36] Dude!

[05:14:37] It's finally here.

[05:14:38] That's deep.

[05:14:40] Ugh.

[05:14:43] Uncle, Uncle, sorry, sorry, Uncle.

[05:14:45] I'm short hours three.

[05:14:47] Long term memory loss.

[05:14:51] And every time I go on Google all the links are pink.

[05:14:56] What'd I say?

[05:14:58] Alright.

[05:14:58] Sure, but it was fun just like you, shut the fuck up.

[05:15:01] Where are we?

[05:15:02] 24Ks till Almory, damn.

[05:15:04] This POV feels like Bro has crouched toggled.

[05:15:08] Okay.

[05:15:09] That's her fault.

[05:15:11] I didn't have crouched pedic.

[05:15:15] Chat, there's a store name named after you guys. Hot one.

[05:15:18] We'll be wands because there's a lot of you.

[05:15:22] Anyways, here's a Malaysian word of the day, B-O-T-A-K, Baltok.

[05:15:26] Repeat after me.

[05:15:27] Baltok.

[05:15:28] Baltok.

[05:15:29] It goes bald in Malay.

[05:15:30] Oh, for fuck sake!

[05:15:31] You piece of shit!

[05:15:32] I never thought I'd be living in Malaysia, bro.

[05:15:42] I never thought I'd be living in Malaysia, bro.

[05:15:43] I know for giving Malaysia for that one.

[05:15:44] and we still have the downwind so it's actually really nice to cycle.

[05:15:48] Oh my god!

[05:15:49] This is what's genuinely popping over now.

[05:15:51] We've got a very decently strong downwind so we're getting pushed by the wind.

[05:15:58] On top of that, the sun came out and we've got these beautiful mountain views all around

[05:16:04] us.

[05:16:05] And it's nice this.

[05:16:07] It's so good.

[05:16:09] And there's snow on a lot of them too so it's just...

[05:16:12] Look at those fucking calves!

[05:16:14] It's power of the sponsor yet. Power of the sponsoring section.

[05:16:20] This is the road that connects Al Mory to like Hachinohe.

[05:16:25] Hi Monkey Boy. I'm at an anime convention this weekend.

[05:16:28] That's behind me.

[05:16:29] Every monkey or iron rat sticker we sell, we are going to donate one to the cause.

[05:16:33] Dude.

[05:16:34] Hell yeah dude. That's awesome. Thank you so much.

[05:16:37] You know, that's what it's all about man.

[05:16:39] I can only do this once a year, realistically, but we can all do good and I pay it forward.

[05:16:46] You know, so many of us are very lucky.

[05:16:48] We're in a position where we can sit here and watch Twitch.

[05:16:57] So many of us are so lucky, right? We get to enjoy this.

[05:17:00] We get to walk hard for the healthy, we get to enjoy watching these events and stuff.

[05:17:05] and stuff, and it's like, man, sometimes you say for granted how fortunate we are,

[05:17:11] but we're healthy, and you should go do little things here and there, you know?

[05:17:17] Yeah.

[05:17:18] I'll take it for granted.

[05:17:21] There's a lot.

[05:17:22] I genuinely think there's a lot of that in the world, and I think the best way

[05:17:28] to counter it, counteract it, is just to do the things that you can, man, help

[05:17:33] the world.

[05:17:34] King's sending lots of love from Wisconsin. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a short king. Wisconsin.

[05:17:48] Oh, such nice weather.

[05:17:53] I'm so happy now. This is beautiful. I'm going to get 56k done with a big bowl of tuna.

[05:17:59] Oh, it's gonna be so good, Shack.

[05:18:01] Connor, how tall are you?

[05:18:03] Don't say 5'11, 5'11 is a myth.

[05:18:05] Short people tell their children,

[05:18:06] you don't wanna be a liar, do you?

[05:18:08] I am sadly, not even 5'10, 5'9, I'm a measly 5'9.

[05:18:18] I am the exact average adult male size,

[05:18:22] which is good, because most things are built for me.

[05:18:23] Father Colin, I come not to you

[05:18:25] with a confession of sin, but a confession of love.

[05:18:28] Will you marry me?

[05:18:30] You sounded very sarcastic, baby.

[05:18:32] I might have to decline, and hopefully there's more enthusiasm the next time.

[05:18:44] I'm five foot...

[05:18:46] I'm five foot four.

[05:18:48] Oh, is that a stab in the river next to us? That's so interesting.

[05:18:50] It looks like Gulsiming.

[05:18:52] What is that? To the left of us?

[05:18:54] Is it like a...

[05:18:56] Oh, it's like a pond.

[05:18:58] Why are you looking at me?

[05:19:00] That makes sense.

[05:19:02] Just a stagnant river would just be more of a pond.

[05:19:04] I'd be tall.

[05:19:06] I just wanted to say, thank you.

[05:19:08] Monk and mouse have gotten me through a bunch of hard times.

[05:19:12] Two of the most comfort-free, much-loved from Michigan A3.

[05:19:16] There we got you.

[05:19:20] Oh man, I hope it looks as beautiful on stream as it does in real life.

[05:19:25] because it is stunning today.

[05:19:27] I mean,

[05:19:28] some of the tracks have been stuck in the road,

[05:19:30] which is a lot of stuff.

[05:19:31] When I went up to my sister,

[05:19:32] she looked at me and she was like,

[05:19:33] what is happening?

[05:19:34] And I'm like, what?

[05:19:36] Well, we're not surrounded by the giant metal.

[05:19:37] She looked down at me,

[05:19:38] she was like, what is happening?

[05:19:43] Thank you for all the donations, guys, seriously.

[05:19:45] They all add up, they all help.

[05:19:46] What do you mean, what is happening?

[05:19:50] We're absolutely doing insane work

[05:19:53] right now, raising money.

[05:19:54] And I'm just very grateful to all of you for your time,

[05:19:57] for watching the stream.

[05:19:58] What is happening?

[05:19:59] But also, obviously everyone who's been very generous enough

[05:20:01] to buy the merch, donate, buy game of saps, everything.

[05:20:06] I'm just gonna play football, bro.

[05:20:08] And I hope you guys enjoy the badge.

[05:20:09] I'm really grateful that it tooks this year.

[05:20:12] We're gonna kinda...

[05:20:13] Brink one.

[05:20:14] We're gonna help out.

[05:20:15] Brink one on your balls.

[05:20:16] And we're gonna kinda showcase the cyclones on a bit,

[05:20:18] which, you know, I think it's a cool event

[05:20:21] and I'm truly glad they did.

[05:20:24] I hope you guys are enjoying using your emotes.

[05:20:31] Oh yes there is something I haven't got all day.

[05:20:34] I'm getting the subs.

[05:20:35] Okay.

[05:20:36] I guess it was getting a little too wholesome by you ever.

[05:20:41] A-O-O-O-O-O.

[05:20:42] I guess it was getting wholesome.

[05:20:44] Too wholesome for a moment.

[05:20:46] So I guess we could have Boobie dip his balls and game this up.

[05:20:51] You shouldn't do that Boobie.

[05:20:52] It's meant for consumption.

[05:20:53] This broad built a whole career on living in Japan and still manages to sound like it got there by taking a wrong turn at Heathrow.

[05:20:59] Bulls!

[05:20:59] Yeah, y'all goaded!

[05:21:05] The fuck was that?

[05:21:06] Y'all goaded!

[05:21:23] That's so ridiculous.

[05:21:26] Guys, I'm going to give you a f**king piece.

[05:21:34] How's the bike?

[05:21:38] I'll give you a free piece, huh?

[05:21:42] Sure. No.

[05:21:45] Okay.

[05:21:46] What, you're going to tell me about the problem?

[05:21:48] You're the problem.

[05:21:49] I mean, I helped, bro. I don't know the issues.

[05:21:51] degree but I got you what is the difference butwin my wife and a battery

[05:21:57] I don't know battery has a positive side oh no bro booby bro why are you

[05:22:05] saying that this will be the 160 K song that I won't be online for me last night

[05:22:15] I want to see for this girl. I pulled a muscle

[05:22:18] This is the 160k I'll do it in events boomer joke. That is a boomer jerk

[05:22:26] People boomer dope

[05:22:45] A-A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A

[05:22:57] YOLTHURSORK IS THE BEST

[05:23:00] In the darkness, the sleeping

[05:23:15] シュミキのように向こうへ世界を変わったくすべきが欲しい

[05:23:23] 人すべきそう願った愛すべき人のために

[05:23:32] 際は師匠たたつなげなれた発援それは傷ぬ未来

[05:23:41] You and I don't even know what to do

[05:23:45] I want to burn this red blue

[05:23:50] Burn!

[05:23:58] I just want to return all of your tears

[05:25:05] 月の光を燃えて僕らは道を生きる

[05:25:14] 人全て今聞いた愛すべきにそのために

[05:25:23] 被災は地上高く流れだ隠れそれは

[05:25:30] The future I'll miss

[05:25:32] You and I

[05:25:33] I'll be tied to a dream

[05:25:36] Beyond this red river

[05:25:40] I'll just be a single hero

[05:25:44] Crying, crying

[05:25:46] I'll be a young warrior

[05:25:48] You and I

[05:25:49] If I ever find you

[05:25:52] I'll give it all to you, Paradise

[05:26:30] What are the greatest enemies ever?

[05:26:45] It was never even finished!

[05:26:48] Uuughhhhhh!

[05:26:50] Ehhhhh!

[05:26:52] Oof!

[05:26:54] Ehhhhh!

[05:26:56] Ehhhhh!

[05:26:58] Pals, help pals, man.

[05:27:00] Pals, help pals.

[05:27:02] Pals, milk pals.

[05:27:04] Hello.

[05:27:06] I'd like to confiscate the donations to buy a new yacht.

[05:27:08] Here are 25 as a sign of goodwill.

[05:27:10] Tar.

[05:27:12] Oh thanks.

[05:27:14] You can spare a mill.

[05:27:46] you

[05:28:16] you

[05:28:46] you

[05:29:16] you