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04-10-2026 · 4h 07m
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Team友達, okonomiyaki, kutsuru hanshi
Hada ippai, yashi wa man
Hitori ja samishi, shiden wa kitari
Kake nao shita, ato sugoi kuai ni
D-E-A-M-T-O-M-O
D-E-A-C-H-I
D-E-A-M-T-O-M-O
D-E-A-C-H-I
T-E-A-M-T-O-N-O-E-H-C-H-I
Team friends, we meet again
Chigiri Kawashi, I'm drinking
Chigiri, Chigiri, Chigiri, Chigiro
Chigiro, Chigiro, Chigiro
Kawaii, mi gama moa por esa oki
Tata, Tata, Tata, Tata
Menemen, culo y suena, Tata, Tata, Tata
Te tiro chao y nacer, Tata, Tata, Tata
Me despego por de Tata, Tata, Tata
Ma, ey, yuki
Chiba yuki, papito
Fido nara, latino
Gai koku de nanigohanasu tomodachi to
Ore no zimoto wa nihon
Kolombia ni mo ikou
Shibita to Amigo
Shibita to Amigo
Orako Moe Stas
Tomo Konnichiwa
Do desu ka? Sochira? Ii kanji dana
Kochi wa? Kirei na Latina
Kanojo ga suki datta
Shaki da Rosaria
Sore to Yuki Chimba
Oh, mirei na Latina
Mirei na Latina
Oh my god the Latina is beautiful, yes!
Beautiful Latina!
Bees, what's up brands?
How's it going?
What's going on?
How's it going?
Is the Tess intes bonita?
If mouse were noble would she be a Duchess, accountess, or maybe a princess?
A princess!
A princess!
A princess!
Good morning, did you have a good- I did and I feel so bad cause I was like, Pete I'm gonna go play with you
and then I closed my eyes for one second and I fell asleep.
And then I wake up, I was there and I was like,
AHHHHH!
Buh. That spoke up.
Guys, spoke up.
Falked up.
Aren't you a queen? I am a queen, but that wasn't a question.
That wasn't a question. The question was whether I be a duchess, a countess, or a princess.
He went on, he did, but he messaged me and he said that he made me a cool house.
He made me a cool house, a cool old house.
Oh, Lord!
Oh, Lord!
Lord!
The house is set for you when you join.
Yeah! House, house, house, house, house, house, house, house, house, house, house.
He thought he meant... Oh my God, he could never let me down. He could never let me down.
He could never let me down. He could never let me down.
It was worried no I was worried I was worried because I passed out and I woke up
Brought was just resting my eyes
Was just resting my eyes
They woke up and
I woke up and I'm like
And then I went back to sleep and then I woke up again
And then I woke up again and I was like, I might as well just watch the boys.
Okay, I watched the second episode of the boys and...
Wow!
Marsupial!
Thank you so much for the 20 gifts and subs!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Did you see the new Adventure Time Power Rush?
You're damn right I didn't I bought it.
I bought it.
I bought it.
I will play it with friends.
Mouse, have you seen the new Hot Ones?
No.
What is it?
Is it BTS?
Is the new Hot Ones BTS?
guys put it on the list of shit we have to watch when cyclotron is over please
alright hot cake
hot cake bros
you finally started seeing the boys? oh shit
are you gonna watch the Artemis 2 re-entry? wait
Didn't they already re-enter or is it happening now?
Is it happening now?
30 minutes from now?
Or can I see that?
NASA's Artemis 2.0.
Is it on the NASA channel?
Streaming right now
The official broadcast. Oh my god. What million people are watching this stream?
They're just watching. Oh, I love how they have visualization up on the street on the thing
Visualization
Visualization!
What if I miss?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Cyclathon is going to start, so.
Cyclathon's going to start too bad.
Too busy watching Cyclathon.
50-100 miles from Earth?
We're taking a look.
Cyclodon's gonna start too bad.
Too busy watching Cyclodon.
Now just about 5100 miles from Earth.
5100 miles from Earth?
We're just nine and a half minutes away from the crew module, service module separation.
Never thought I'd see the day I will be watching this shit on my stream.
Um, guys? What?
We are confirming. Integrity, we
are assessing details, but so far looks like a good hot fire.
Looks good on board. Jackie, thank you.
And Jackie, behalf, you took the words out of my mouth. I was just
about to say that we had a good hot fire test of the first time. Never thought I'd see
the day. In advance of the crew module, service module separation that's coming up just
Wait, can we watch this on Steam or no?
Would I get in trouble?
Core-article activities.
Does that say Capcom?
What the?
Is that... is that Capcom?
Who?
What the heck?
Oh my god, I see the Artemis BUSY!
...to begin their entry preparations.
And, uh, Propulsion Officer now reports a good hot-fire test in preparation for the crew module-service module separation.
That's so cute!
Alright, who's the fucking wave on the team? Who's the wave on the team?
...it's actually one minutes until splashdown.
In integrity Houston, we have confirmed a good CMRCS hot fire and although we have not
seen any GPs in the firing yet, you can skip the troubleshooting steps in 157 for now.
Integrity copies.
I wonder if some people got into space because of Sailor Moon.
that GPS discussion indicating that we will be acquiring navigational data for
integrity through the global positioning system equipment on board we just
don't have it yet but we will
You're blocking the way to stand on that year?
No stop
Wait, what's that?
What is that? Is that a stand on that year?
What the fuck?
No way!
Oh god.
Mousy, you need a space suite dress for special occasions like this.
Oh no! On the Facebook!
through the tracking and data relay satellite system.
I don't have a helmet.
We're going to lose that link and go to what's called a VLDR,
a very low data rate communications link,
so that we can talk to the...
VLDR, VLDR.
Integrity, confirm we do see good GPS.
We do too, especially GPS one is accepting
in nav channels one and three.
a short grandpa that GPS data is basically telling us right board
computers its position relative to the earth but it's trajectory and its
orientation according to flight dynamics and the guidance navigation and
control officer oh she got him safe we have now armed the pyros for the crew
module service module separation coming up less than five minutes from now
I won't die in here I'm safe now I'm in my capsule once again just 10 seconds
after entry interface we will see integrity reaching its peak speed of
24,661 point that guy from the boys they can hold his breath for like two
days just seconds before we begin a six-minute blackout period
Your vehicle is in a good config for CMS and set and for CMRace.
Houston we see the same on board and copy go for CMRace.
Why are you drawing at the ca- oh my god wait I forgot about that.
That's CMRace uh referred to as the uh slight firing of 19 seconds by Integrity's thrusters with a
Change in velocity of 9.9 feet per second a slight nudge of the aft end of the vehicle
So that it's tilted a bit upward providing the final angle of attack
This being the mitigating factor that will reduce heat loads on the heat shield as we reach a point
Hello, I'm Richard.
What the fuck is that name?
What is that name, bro?
Are they still in space rather than coming down?
They're getting ready to detach the last piece that they'll leave behind so that the final capsule can re-enter the atmosphere.
Hmm.
Where is the top shoreland?
In the coast!
Oh my god.
Now coming up on about 90 seconds till the crew module, service module separation, I'm
not really showing us a lot of stuff.
All quiet here in mission control as we enter the most critical phase of the completion
of this flight, all of the preparatory activities leading up to the vehicle.
Yeah, so many aliens! Where are they?
Where are all aliens?
One minute.
You think they're scared?
Let me map.
No alien, do you believe in dead space theory?
Like the game?
Whoa!
What the heck?
Terrible view!
from integrity job well done whoa integrity no action for the four CDH
caution those are FM related not applicable integrity and the green
screen fell for a second, and you saw that?
It's okay.
Uh-oh.
So, with integrity now flying free on its own for the remaining 32 minutes of this mission,
next up, the rays burn the 19 second firing of integrity stressors.
GPS 2
Wait, is that where you're gonna land near Australia?
Coming up on the two-minute mark until the rays burn again, this is the final tweaking of the orientation
Shout out ice wall
To put it in the right angle if you will the angle of attack on the craft with them
Shout out the same deal that's on the spaceship with them
Entry interface now just 18 minutes 25 seconds away.
Is that an ice wall?
This is a visualization but driven by real-time telemetry.
That's how visual that this computer graphic.
Show me the real stuff. I don't want to see this.
Show me the real one. Show me the real view arc with the ice wall.
Here soon we've got a great view of the European service module out the window with the sun hitting the side in the solar rays and the NASA
Warm right there. It's a beautiful looking machine
Roger
Roger
And we have completed the ice wall burn orientation one minute away from the rays burn
Damn, they're crazy, bro, that guy has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 monitors on his-
They just showed you the real thing, but there's no third person camera in space, just the one
stuck on the ship.
That's why it looked like nothing was happening, until the detachment happened.
That guy has six, they have six monitors at their computer desk.
They're serious business.
Nice setup bro.
I bet that won't, that guy please start a rally.
This guy right here.
Found him!
Thank you for the raid, I hope you had a great stream, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, hello by watching this moon shit.
hmm you know this guy up here above me the guy that's right here I bet he plays
tons of games on his computer and the crew module rays burn is underway 19 second
fire he's watching me and we have a new it
Watch as we too!
Integrity. Good. Integrity.
Your flight path angle is within limits.
Integrity copies. Looks good on board, Jackie.
So the final maneuver is now complete.
Oh my God, he is the same maneuver. He's going to have the same maneuver.
29 minutes from now is set and will not be amended any further and we have the
right angle of attack to mitigate any excessive heat loads
Show me the video of the topsheet roll
Houston, a heads up about calm coverage
When you perform the 180 roll for the first minute or so in that attitude
we expect about a minute LOS
I thought she was going to say LOL.
It comes a hard part, what's the hard part?
So for those who are watching the series of events coming up, we will enter the first traces of Earth's atmosphere.
14 minutes 45 seconds from now
653 in 30 seconds as we see it entry interface at an altitude of 400,000 feet
Traveling at approximately 34,800 feet per second range to touchdown or splashdown
1701 nautical miles
24 seconds after entry interface we will enter a six-minute blackout period in
in which we will lose communications with the crew this is expected to build up of
plasma around the vehicle that's an eye-opening effect due to the collision
if you will of the velocity of the spacecraft with the friction of the
Earth's atmosphere that six-minute blackout is expected to begin at 6 53
and 54 seconds p.m. central time during that period of time we will reach
are peak speed of 24,661 miles per hour. What the fuck? There are no cameras left that
are pointed at the capsule up in space and it's not visible from the ground yet.
Now we'll come just short of the velocity record set by Apollo 10 of 24,791 miles per
hour in 1969. Oh my god. We expect P.K. to have done this in 1969. Guys? At that point
we will be just 204,000 feet above the earth traveling at 33,000 feet per second. I think
He brought a symbiote with them, and he brought it in.
We expect that blackout period to end at 6.59 and 55 seconds p.m. central time.
From the end of the blackout period until splashdown, it is just seven minutes.
At which point we'll start deploying the series of parachutes to slow integrity down to an ultimate splashdown velocity of just 19 miles an hour.
We see the same waiting for the 180-year-olds.
That's scary.
Oh God, they brought a Xenomorph on board.
Oh God!
The parachute deployment sequence once again will come in...
It's going to be like that movie when the tap is falling over and they're like,
Don't open it!
Don't open it!
And then the guys open it and they're like,
No!
No!
No!
Don't open it! No!
And they open it, and then the monster comes out.
And it's like some sort of like,
Parasite.
That'll infect everybody on Earth.
My host, look at Ato's screen.
The two drogue parachutes will be deployed to slow and stabilize the crew module during its descent,
followed by three pilot parachutes that will lift and deploy the main parachutes from the forward bay.
The final sequence of the three main parachutes deployed, these will be 116 feet in diameter,
each main parachute approximately 265 feet long when reefed.
The parachutes will ultimately slow integrity down from its peak speed of almost 33 times
the speed of sound to a gentle 19 miles an hour as flashdown.
The vehicle is now currently in a roll to the proper attitude for entry interface.
trajectory is right on according to flight dynamics.
Damn.
Everybody's watching bro.
Everybody's watching.
Everybody's watching bro.
Integrity is on a trajectory from southwest and northeast across the Pacific Ocean.
Descending at a rate of 15,000 feet per second
Well, it don't kills me man
It's so funny
What the fuck is this?
What is this view? What am I looking at?
I feel like I'm looking at like a bathroom. What is this?
integrity Orion in the EI roll 180 attitude
What is this dirty window? Ewww!
Clean your fucking window bro. Clean it.
this view out of windows we had a call for three good barrows those are barometric
pressure sensors that feed altitude and rate of descent information to integrity's computers
that will trigger the parachute deployment sequence parachute deploy me we are less than
nine minutes away from entry interface 22 minutes from splashdown
whoa what am I looking oh my god he got a symbiote I saw it I saw the alien did you see it
did you see the alien did you see the alien he was there and I went from the window reflection
Out in the Pacific, all the weather conditions remain go.
Just a few clouds, some scattered clouds, winds at ten knots.
Ten knots!
Wave heights, just about four feet.
A gentle day in the Pacific for the homecoming of Integrity's astronauts.
What are you seeing?
The windows as tall as an house- HEY!
Oh fuck!
Integrity back in EI attitude.
I'd be scared.
We'll see you at the same one more Jackie.
Cough, cough, cough!
Orphi Waze is 4-4-3.
Orphi Waze is calm for the Pacific?
Shoutout to Mousey Aliens. Also shoutout to Mouse Bullet Bill Capsule.
There is step 37 transferring Mastate to BFS.
Almost 2 calm.
I'm going to take me away.
I'm going to be scared of space if you're over there you fucking have to be scared.
What do you mean?
509 we are not below zero decimal two
Integrity no action required no action required integrity integrity
What if a guy just gets on the mic and is like, integrity, my balls hurt.
Now, six minutes away from entry interface, we will hit the first traces of Earth's atmosphere
at an altitude of 400,000 feet.
Traveling about 34,882 feet per second, range to splash down at that point, will be 1,701
nautical miles.
Yeah, what happens if you need to poop or pee?
Generally I need to poop.
And generally I need to pee.
What about... they can't pee or poop?
They gotta sit there?
Wait, will they have to wear the suit for when they're going in?
They go in their suits, what?
They have diapers, what?
I always wonder, like how do they poop in pee in space?
Did someone tell me?
Taste diapers?
The plasma buildup around the vehicle will prevent communications and data.
What if they do a poop and they get up in the background and it flows away?
Nor will we receive data here in the flight control room.
If everything is looking good on board, just confirm no pre-EI downloads.
Oh shit, oh god!
You can't concur.
That blackout period to begin at 6...
Are you telling me?
That there's caca floating in space?
About six minutes in duration.
Is caca in space?
We're four minutes away from entry interface.
Look, Chant. There we are on the bottom right.
They use a vacuum tube thingy in actual space.
And, yes, the caca and piss flows away.
They do!
Wait a minute, that earth is not flat.
That's fake. That's fake. That's green screen.
That's fake bro. That's green screen bro.
It's not real.
That's what they want you to think.
How come it looks like there's like a force field around the earth?
Mouse, do you think Kakka dissolves in space?
I don't know.
I see the ice wall!
Houston, integrity, I'm experiencing extreme testicular discomfort.
Can you ahhh, ha ha ha, girl, please give me a fix for this.
Hahaha!
That's called the atmosphere.
That's the atmosphere? What the heck.
Oh Chow, why you make me sit up?
Why you just make me sit up?
enters the Earth's atmosphere and through parachute deployment.
I see the ice wall! Oh my God, Chad, look! There's the ice wall!
There's the ice wall right there!
Look at it! It's holding its back!
It's holding its back from the other biomes!
There it is!
All of integrity systems are in great shape. The crew is...
Ice wall!
Ready to complete its mission just 15 and a half minutes from now
Today have gone off in perfect fashion
No issues with the vehicle no issues with the crew and the weather at the splashdown site is go
Go oh
My god the biomes the biomes were going to explode
I'm gonna let out the white walkers walkers
Coming up on one minute until entry interface
Are we building a Gigafactor?
Yes.
We're landing for a new satisfactory journey.
We're going to build a huge factory.
One minute until entry interface.
Automate the whole planet.
One minute, 20 seconds until the expected start of our six minute blackout.
Integrity, one minute to a six minute blackout.
The factory must grow.
Integrity.
What if I was on the ship and I was a guy?
That is the collection of all the earths, farts floating in space.
Icewall is melting from farts, that's why it's hard to see.
What if I was on the ship and I was like, guys, it's hard in here. Can I open the window?
Let me just stick my head out. Hard in here.
Ten seconds.
We have AC in there.
Guys, we have AC on the rocket ship with air conditioner.
And we have crossed the threshold now entering the Earth's atmosphere.
We're at 400,000 feet, traveling 34,800 feet per second.
Whoa!
Whoa, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Time to splash down 13 minutes, 10 seconds.
Whoa, why is it getting so bright?
Hey, it looks like, what's happening?
Uh oh, gold.
And as predicted, we've entered our communications
blackout.
This will be a six minute blackout period.
No voice, no data from the crew.
They talk
Houston Mousie is going for reentry over with 30 seconds away from the anticipated point of peak heating on the vehicle
temperatures will rise to about four to five thousand degrees Fahrenheit. This is the true test of our trajectory
They're getting cooked! Cook the mine!
And from the G5 aircraft, in the vicinity of the splashdown zone, this view of integrity...
What the fuck is- what am I looking at? A mosquito?
So that's the point of light that shows the vehicle as it enters the period of peak heating in the Earth's atmosphere.
What am I looking at?
That's the capsule wallo?
That's what I get in me every week, plasma!
Yummy!
Young!
Wait, is that why she's so spicy?
Yes, her heat shield burns away in a smaller white.
The landing and support officer reports that the P3 has-
Ablation is- what the fuck is ablation?
Wow, the contrast between you, me, and Henry is so funny, wait, what are they talking
about?
Blackout period.
Whoa!
Oh, an evisualization?
I don't wanna see that!
I don't wanna see it.
Get that shit away from me!
Oh, I see the real thing!
We see it!
We see it!
Show me the real stuff!
Get your AI...
Get your AI shit out of here.
Get that Clanker shit out of here, bro.
I'm just kidding, guys.
Whoa!
Oh my god, I'm traveling at the speed of light!
I'm re-entering the Earth!
dynamics reports that airborne assets in the vicinity of the Splashdown zone
are available on integrity, still two minutes and forty seconds left in our
blackout period. Time to Splashdown, nine minutes, thirty-five seconds.
The Splashdown!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming to your city! Better watch out! This is me being like
I heard you were talking shit! I'm on my way!
Be careful of iron mouse splash zone.
I heard you were talking shit!
I'm on my way!
Any dinosaurs around? No! Cause they're all-
Still in the blackout period?
Still don't not have communications from the crew.
Oh my way for cinema role, oh my god, I woke up and I saw that this chord has a Sanrio
stuff.
I've never bought something more fast.
I've never bought anything faster in my whole life.
POV.
You are General Radon about to ruin some poor tarnished stay after he barely gets
through phase one.
Oh shit.
We're standing by for communications from the crew.
We should be out of the blackout period less than a minute from now.
I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
The elder lord has returned.
Material's are designed to melt and vaporize slowly acting as heat shields to protect spacecraft during atmospheric reentry
Passing through 150,000 feet, our trajectory is perfect.
We're getting intermittent views of integrity, still waiting to establish voice communication.
Integrity, Houston, Com check, post blackout.
Houston, integrity, we have you out and clear.
Your trajectory is nominal and your recovery team has made it.
I'm here! We made it!
Guides looks dead.
Oh shit.
No action for the enabled internal camera controller fail.
Cheers from the viewing room here in Mission Control.
Yeah!
Big cheers!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, flashing lights with the hook.
Oh, America and a waiting world integrity is five and a half minutes away from coming
home.
Oh, shit.
Wait, listening to the Elden Ring soundtrack made me want to listen to Bloodborne soundtrack.
I feel like I'm in a Halloween store.
And that little ghost that goes
My God stop this
Oh Jesus Christ
Whoa impact today camera controller fail is no cablin views of the shoot
Whoa
Is that it? Is that the capsule?
We're processing good data through the GPS system of good view of integrity time to splash down four and a half minutes
Whoa and a view of integrity from the WB 57 we're at 50,000 feet
We shouldn't play this ominous music while this is happening.
We shouldn't play Ludwig the Holy Blade while this is entering the atmosphere.
Whoa! Look at it! It's like a little...
It's like a little... It's like a little...
The Blackout Zone is one of the scariest parts of any space mission.
Six minutes of total silence and everyone in the room clenching their butts so hard, it qualifies as a workout.
Oh my God, it is Hell Divers!
Oh shit!
Whoa, parachutes!
And we're on the first series of parachutes, and we're on drugs.
Whoa!
We're on what drugs?
And here's your additional two drones out the window.
Two good drug shoots.
Next up...
We copy, we see them.
Next up the deployment of pilot parachutes that will pull the mainshoots out
Time to splash down three minutes in ten seconds
Perfect descent rate according to flight dynamics
It looks like a nipple.
Oh my god.
It's coming.
Whoa, it's falling even faster now!
Whoa, it's following you faster now!
Main chute deployed.
Oh, another parachute.
We're at 5,000 feet.
No long drones, okay.
Search and recovery beacon has been activated on integrity.
And we have three good main chutes.
Good three main shoots, good reefing, good descent rate.
Wow.
Good looking parachutes.
Whoa.
Where we dropping, boys? Damn, they're dropping the four-naming the map.
Integrity, cabin pressure indicates no need for hydrazine checks.
Oh my God, is this like... Okay, why is it glowing? Is it because it's hot?
This is a perfect descent for integrity.
It's crew sounding Hal and Hardy on board.
Time to splash down one minute fifteen seconds.
It's going to splash down in a minute!
And not down.
We're living history right now.
That's true.
to complete a journey spanning 684,481 miles from its launch from the Kennedy Space Center
back on April 1st and a trip around the moon.
A trip around the moon.
Is the symbiote still on it, I think they got a symbiote.
I think they got a symbiote.
Passing through 1,000 feet.
Oh, whoa, what's happening?
Why is it farting?
Got the rust stars.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Use Pagerty Splashdown sending close landing command now.
Whoa!
Copy Splashdown, waiting on VLDR.
Splashdown confirmed at 7.07 pm PST.
Yeah!
5.07 pm PST.
Oh my god, it made the shape of a penis with bones!
Did you see that?
The exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete.
Oh, you can't say that, I was the only one who saw it.
Back on Earth.
And the landing and support officer reports the vehicle is stable one we still will be deploying the
Oh my god look it's floating!
It's just like a little floaty!
Perfect bullseye splashdown for integrity in its four astronauts.
Oh my god, the symbiote got them!
Oh no!
Oh god, it's over, the symbiote is here, the symbiote is here!
I hope the symbiote is nice to me.
Send me out if you're here please be nice we don't be mean you know like be be nice
and like don't take over my brain or anything but like give me a good immune
system so I can like go outside and say. Splash down time. Just be nice.
707 and 47 seconds p.m. Central time we'll get that refined for you that would
put the end of the mission at a mission elapsed time of nine days one
hour 31 minutes 35 seconds. I just floating there.
Good job everybody
No, none of us did anything at all. This will be recorded in the history books
Landed like a penis
Once again splashdown occurring in the Pacific
7 and 47 seconds p.m
Integrity Houston come check on the audio. Why are they all dressed up like power Rangers? They're all wearing different colors
Take the Power Rangers.
We have you the same. We'll meet you over in post landing.
Perfect Bullseye. Splashdown. Catherine Johnson approves.
Different jobs? Wow.
Who's Catherine Johnson?
Reed Wiseman reporting four green crew members. That is not their complexion.
That is the fact that they're in great condition. That's what that means.
That is to identify different jobs on ships.
The Navy has done this for years.
Ah, the Navy.
This was a textbook entry and a textbook touchdown for integrity.
Reed Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Cook, and Jeremy Hansen back on Earth after a journey
around the Moon.
What is that?
That, two breasts in the sky?
What am I looking at?
Whoa.
Shake it out, the capsule roller.
How do they open it?
Okay, slowly.
Really?
How do they open it?
How come the Katy Perry one opened so fast and so easy?
How come this one's taking so long?
How come the Katy Perry one was very fast and easy?
overhead. Read Weissman reporting, four green crew members meaning they're all in
excellent shape. What a time to be alive, so happy to witness this with you all.
Wow.
PATHRON JOHNSON was the super smart lady that did all the calculations for John Glenn, orbit
of the Earth, and calculated his splashdown location within 20 miles, without a calculator.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Take up here, we're also powering up the set photo now.
Wow.
One more mission around the moon and then it's back on the moon.
Why do they have to go around the moon again? Why can't they just go to the moon?
What's the hold up?
There's a hatch on the capsule, but they have to wait for ship to get there to start all the procedures to let them out.
What's all the hold up about?
That's the news hunting. Oh, God!
It's going to a moon already. Upstowling. Just going to a bad moon.
pouring down the vehicle after a thorough systems check, we have no toxic gases to be
concerned about, so the recovery personnel can approach the vehicle.
NASA live streamer YouTube peaked at 3.2 million views.
Holy shit, damn, NASA, look at you, top streamer.
Top streamer, NASA, holy crap.
Some girls gonna come out, they're gonna promote bang energy.
The delay is not about getting there, it is about making sure we can still get back.
That's a big deal.
I was gonna relate that fucking the teen kicks house and the fucking the boys, they
They're the Tik Tok House.
Welcome to the historic Flyby to the Moon, sponsored by Red Bull!
And sponsored by... I don't know... Hell Divers too, I guess, I don't know.
Isn't it weird girl doing a Tik Tok dance on the side?
Guys, I can't help but this moon dance!
What is more important is that the vehicle is solid.
Isn't a hype dream for master?
No, it seems as we begin the power down of the vehicle to begin the recovery process.
Don't forget everyone, we will be landing back on the moon, September 228.
2028.
You expect me to wait until September 2028?
I could be dead by then!
Go to the moon now!
go to the moon right now oh shit sacred dawn already started
guys i'm sorry no more moon no more moon no more moon it's sacred dawn time
why didn't you tell me sacred dawn started
we're watching moon shit well we saw the landing that's that's all that matters
Space Travelers send V-Tubers in space as content guinea pigs, K-E-K-W.
Oh, shit, okay, hold on.
I want to see them come out.
That's the data.
Oh, what?
The recovery imagery, airborne assets, we're able to...
Here, watch it with the sacred audio.
through entry interface, tracking the vehicle all the way down.
That was the wolf attack last year.
That was the wolf sequence of shoot the salons.
First, the forward bike.
When I'm old, I'll remember watching this iconic moment with my gremlin queen ironmouse, Loth.
$1,000 and an 8 foot.
Where the pens at?
The pens!
Can I splash down?
No, you cannot.
What?
All right, 50 viking jets randomly pink
What's going on here, this is all like
I love the smell of permanent markers
Conan Marcus, Nell Polish, gasoline, glue, in another life, I swear.
In another life, I swear.
Integrity, Houston.
I'm talking again, my past life.
Home, we like to come in.
National fast understood.
What was his name?
BT Vikings with S.
BT underscore Viking.
Is this?
Yeah, BT underscore Viking.
Go!
DT
Wow
DT
Yes
I'm having a laugh
Busted!
I'm having a laugh
I'm having a laugh
I'm having a laugh
The fuck do you think I'm saying?
The fuck do you think I'm saying, mate?
Just write someone's better when it's not wet
Oh, shit!
Axon Shear with a thousand bucks in the donation
No chance
Axon Shear, it's AXON
Shear is in like, cheer for
Yeah, they're cycling in the ocean.
Yeah, AXN.
AXN.
AXN.
AXN.
Oh.
You shishpa.
Action.
Shit.
What?
4,015?
They were one of the fast boats.
Integrity, Houston.
Dude, it looks so exciting.
Oh, shit.
I owe you a song.
You can go back to the 15-minute powder.
15-minute powder.
You're encroaching on the scene.
What the fuck, man? I'm trying to, like, conduct the streaming.
Okay, now we're going to put Stardew Valley in the left-hand corner.
Let's see, let's see, let's start painting to the recovery teams approaching the basecraft.
This flag has been through the war.
Good.
Ian.
And you're going to hate my god team 5 race to 7.
They've got a light phone communications capability between the crew and the crew.
Oh god, it kind of looks like it's a part of the stream.
Can you just put an entire generational...
Now we've got to put family day clips on the other side.
Could you love my team?
And mine graph our core.
I think this is the max.
There's no rush to begin with.
Can I tell you guys, we've got about Washington.
It's very kind of you there, right now.
Yeah.
And you saw the size of...
I don't know if anything come through.
And Houston, if you could relay to recover.
Yeah, we hear a guy reading Reddit posts.
But it does not appear so they are hearing us.
Leader guy, were you ready, Pulse?
Oh, shit!
Keep the copies and read just to confirm you are pushing the PTT on the radio.
They're coming!
They're coming to get them!
They're slipping over there on the bolt!
So as we continue to sort out the communications between integrity and the recovery teams,
we are standing by for the initiation of the power down procedures that as you see,
the recovery teams are moving toward the...
The symbiote!
Oh yeah, they're going to unbox the symbiote.
The mechanical event will be the erection of that large inflatable rat...
Erection?
What?
...called the front porch that will be the...
What did you say?
What did you just say?
Erection?
The alien erection?
Okay, goody.
Houston, for sat foam, we are going to attempt to call you.
Oh, shit, they're gonna attempt to call.
Good idea, standing by.
We're gonna call on Discord and they will be able to get to you.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Good idea, standing by.
We're going to call on this coordinator a bit of a kitchen.
You do not answer fast enough.
We are pushing the push to talk.
The two buttons on the left side of the radio below the up-down arrows.
We are utilizing them.
I'm rebooting the radio to see if we get good console.
Okay, we copy all.
And just to confirm, you are seeing that you are a touchdown plus 33-0 for power, correct?
Correct.
That's a formative.
Get the symbiote out of there now! Unbox the symbiote!
Did they just open the door and box that symbiote now?
We are trying a backdoor approach to have mission control here.
And they're going to the back door.
This is all part of the coordination for the power down of the vehicle that will initiate the actual recovery operation.
The first boats with the Navy divers on board are standing by waiting to close in on integrity to begin the process of erecting the large inflatable raft.
Oh my God, they're erecting the inflatable.
It will be where the astronauts are extracted from so that they can have a few minutes to get their land leg back.
What do you think they're going to do when they get off the ship?
Are they going to go home? Are they going to go have a party?
Are they going to go to McDonald's? Are they going to go to Chili's?
Medical boo!
Bring them McDonald's!
Bring them McDonald's!
Get the quarantine? Oh yeah, for the symbiote.
They need the symbiote extraction.
Get them a hundredth meal now!
The first thing I do after coming back from the moon is use a real toilet.
One of the Apollo missions, the astronauts almost drown because they open the door and
and the capsule started sinking.
Oh my god!
It's the furthest distance that people have gone since 50 years or whatever.
Are they talking about that?
They're talking.
They're in space.
And this guy, this other kid's like smashing his jaw with a hammer or something.
Who cares about that?
The current is pretty impactful stuff.
Yeah, I say.
Thank you.
This is why space travel hasn't really gone yet on.
No, it has.
My name's Daley Donner.
Thank you.
How are you feeling today?
That's okay.
Rocks doing great.
We are standing by for a few seconds.
The communications between integrity.
You and the recovery team.
Team, I have to take a big poop.
They're close to the spacecraft.
We're going to go to the deck of the US.
Also, just to be honest with you,
you're going to get the lead in standing by
with Administrator Jarrett Beisotman.
Just give us a rocket shipment.
Alright.
I think there's two of you.
Adjusting the process.
Just such an honor to be able to be here
on this day.
To share and experience the field with everyone together.
And of course, as you just said, yes,
here with National Administrator Jarrett Beisotman,
Administrator, how did you feel getting to witness this
and seeing NASA at its best.
Speaking of impressive, we need to tell you.
Okay, let's go.
45Ks.
Stonebake beats it.
Have they opened the capsule or not yet?
It's better to go up ahead than the Julli dally.
You can't throw them behind.
Oh, don't forget your mic, Rob.
You can take that one off.
You can take that mic off.
for our teams here.
Hey, thank you.
NASA, please! Please, NASA, stop ruining my setup!
I'm so grateful to the Navy, the sailors that are here, the NASA teams.
I mean, this is a joint effort that's on their way right now.
These recovery forces are getting out to our Orion spacecraft to integrity,
to get our astronauts back on the ship safely.
And this is not just an accomplishment for NASA.
This is an accomplishment for humanity.
Oh my god, that shit looks crispy fried on the outside.
What the fuck?
How does this make you feel?
And what do you hope people take away from this?
Well, I'll tell you, I think about our crew members
that we've all had an opportunity to observe.
Oh my god.
Is that what they look like after they come back?
Holy shit, they look crispy-burnt.
I wonder if the communicator is almost poets.
But then I think these are the ambassadors
from humanity to the stars that we sent out there
right now.
and I can't imagine.
They brought the send meals.
The Artemis II crew that just completed a perfect mission
right now.
So yes, it's a huge moment for everybody, right?
I mean, we are back in the business
of sending astronauts to the moon,
bringing them back safely, and to set up for a series more.
I mean, this is not a once in a lifetime,
which you hear sometimes around here.
It's like, this was a once in a lifetime.
No, it's not.
This is just the beginning.
We are going to get back into doing this with frequency,
sending missions to the moon until we
land on it in 2028 and start building our base.
Yeah, are we going to build on the momentum for Artemis III?
I mean, it's just around the corner.
Absolutely.
So I mean, that's part of me, too.
I can't wait to get the crew off of integrity right now.
But also getting integrity back on this ship
so we can start taking a look at it.
Because all that data is so precious to us right now.
They're going to build our base?
They're going to look at the thermal protection system.
We're going to want to get the wind
transmit back to us and use that to inform Artemis III.
Hey, can I go visit?
I don't want to visit.
I don't want to go to the moon.
I don't want to go to the moon.
That's where they're going to hold the symbiote.
The vehicle assembly building.
So yes, there is a lot to celebrate right now
on a mission well accomplished for Artemis 2.
And at the same time, we're going to start
carrying the three.
Amazing.
A base on the moon in our lifetime.
It's fucking crazy.
Wow, that's crazy.
Is that why?
I feel like this is how my mom felt when she was
People went to the moon.
Or first time.
And mom probably was like,
I never thought we could go to the moon.
Well, you know what?
You thought wrong because they didn't go to the moon.
Mom.
Mom.
It's not gay if it's on the moon.
Let's turn the moon gay.
I was meeting with the Italian Space Agency
We signed a memorandum of understanding to build a habitation on the moon
I mean you have countries all of our allies and partners coming together saying we are committed to this effort
We are returning to the moon. We're doing it to stay. We are building that enduring presence
We are going to master the cycle on 10 on the moon
How come yeah on the moon?
How come we didn't go to the moon before? How come we waited so long to go to the moon again?
People from NASA!
Money!
Why don't we get all this money from all of a sudden, guys?
Isaacman, we are in the process of working to establish that communications link and to
establish the procedures that will lead to the power down of the spacecraft which is
gently bobbing in the Pacific following a bullseye.
Can't go back.
Moon's haunted.
That occurred at 7 0 7 p.m. Central Time, 5 0 7 p.m. Pacific Time, two and a half
hours before sunset in the Pacific south west of San Diego.
Boston makes me feel good.
We have a look again from the crew during that interview opportunity with the administrator.
And we have full healthy crew members on board.
Yeah, there's AC in here.
There's AC in my capsule.
We now have confirmation that the vehicle has been powered down as per the procedures.
So, we have vehicle power down and the flight control team here in Houston,
Flight Director Rick Henfling has handed over mission authority
to the exploration ground systems team out on the Pacific.
Now, we will physically not get off console with this team
until the crew has been extracted into the front porch, that inflatable raft
that will be erected along the side hatch of integrity.
So, we're standing by for that in the next step in the recovery procedures.
but everything is in great shape and we have four healthy crew members on board the vehicle.
I love the high pitch, the high pitch noise that's in the background of the same high
pitch noise I hear in my ears every day of my life. All of the entry events went by the book,
No issues perfect trajectory for that was culminated with one final raise burn
To improve the angle of attack for the vehicle as an enter the Earth's atmosphere all of that flight dynamics computation
Why Satan
Well, get those astronauts and the symbiote out of here!
So we are standing by for the recovery team to approach integrity and...
Not to be a downer, but this will probably lead to the uber-rich wanting to colonize
the moon so they can poison the planet and leave when the earth has no water left.
the hatch of Orion before they're hoisted aboard two Navy helicopters in a variety of
different configurations. Each crew member will be hoisted in sequential fashion and
alternating fashion. Two crew members for each helicopter before they turn around to
head back to the John P. Murtha once on the deck of the ship they'll be brought into Medical
Bay for comprehensive medical exams. But Reed Wiseman has reported several times that the
crew is in excellent shape.
Whoa.
The thought of escaping to another planet is silly though. If we had the technology
to make another planet habitable, we'd just use it to fix this one.
So just to recap, there has been some twenty six and a half minutes since the splashdown
of integrity in the Pacific.
It's going to be like this.
Like the one in the martin.
We don't have the ability to bring up a button of infrastructure.
I'll build a moon base.
Give me the blueprint.
were checked off in the perfect idea. Put a streamer house on the moon.
It literally funds itself. We're going to have tons of
TikTok dancers on the moon. Tons of Twitch streamers,
YouTube streamers, YouTubers on the moon. Just put a whole influencer house on the moon.
It'll be the greatest house.
communications link with the recovery team.
We were finally able to run through the procedures
for the powering down of the vehicle.
We've handed over mission authority
to the exploration ground systems folks out in the Pacific
and the recovery team will be approaching the vehicle
shortly to erect the inflatable raft called the front porch
before opening the hatch to integrity
to bring the crew members onto that raft
before they're hoisted onto two Navy helicopters to promote that helicopter before they're
flown back to the deck of the USS John P. Murtha.
Texas Fan Texas Fan thank you so much for the five gifted subs Texas Fan the moon will
get guys the moon will get cancelled we're we're writing a Google Doc about the moon
My experience with the moon, the moon will get cancelled.
The moon will be cancelled in this lifetime.
Googled up on the moon.
My experience with the moon.
110 pages.
Actually no, 200 pages.
Ghostbusters, these are the things that get the subs.
The moon situation isn't end.
NASA stop fucking my shit, bro.
Stop fucking with me, NASA!
NASA!
NASA swear to god, stop!
Stop NASA!
Get those people out of there!
Can you please extract my symbiote already please?
I need to see it.
Please extract my symbiote.
The heart of me is jerking a little.
Do you think the symbiote likes chilies or McDonald's?
This is Mission Control Houston.
After talking to the flight dynamics folks, so we have a bit of a refinement on the splash
down time.
Imagine the gooning on the moon.
Do you think they goon?
Their computation shows a splash down time of 707 and 27 seconds PM central time.
707 and 27 seconds PM central time.
What did you guys think about that guy from the boys, the volcano guy, that fucking...
That would equate to a mission elapsed time of 9 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes and 15 seconds.
Why?
That fucking gooned himself into a big ass fucking volcanic mess in his basement.
Once again, from Flight Dynamics, a splashdown time of 7.07 and 27 seconds PM central time
that would equate to a mission elapsed time of 90, one hour, 32 minutes, and fucking
time.
Bro, this guy, he's like, his whole skin and body's made out of like a volcano, and
his, his fucking cum, his jizz is like volcanic, and he would like fucking jerk off in his
basement and he would like shoot out volcanic goo and shoot out lava and every
time he would fucking shoot out lava it would like pull into like lava and
harden so he like fucking got so big he stuck himself to the floor of the
fucking basement because he goons too much.
What are you watching?
I'm watching the space landing. What do you think I'm watching?
I'm watching the boys!
Again, no issues with integrity. The vehicle is powered down.
Oh, it's powered down. It can go in! Get me my symbiote now!
Oh yeah, he was watching both panels erupt and it was important then.
He's watching volcano porn.
So what would you do if like right now they're opening the capsule and all of a sudden a fucking alien comes out?
Like how would you really react?
Like what would you fucking do?
to fly a short distance back to the USS John P. Murtha.
What you're looking at is one of the fast-cluts of your plane and a vehicle to make a hazard
assessment.
Make a hazard assessment?
You think the government has a plan?
My first thought is do you think they nuke everything there if that happened?
Maybe the symbiote joined the astronauts back to get better internet to watch Mausie
streams better, and maybe use the higher gravity to twirl better iron mouse O M E GALUEL.
How long are we gonna have to watch that floating toilet while our boy is inside?
Guys, this is history we're watching, okay?
We're gonna see the first symbiote come out.
Stop.
And we're watching both anyway, so what are you talking about?
Mouse is anxious to get devoured by Venom.
I just want to see my symbiote.
I want to see him come out.
The Xenomorph is gonna come out!
The Xenomorph is gonna come out and break USA!
Yeah, it's gonna be 19 inches of venom.
This is Mission Control Houston.
Once again, you're watching the initiation
of the recovery of the Artemis crew aboard integrity.
All of the Navy divers and the fast boats
are now approaching the spacecraft
after conducting a hazard assessment.
The vehicle has been powered down.
Entry Flight Director Rick Henfling
now waiting for the life raft, the front porch,
to be erected along the side of the vehicle
the hatch can be opened and the crew members extracted from integrity soon to be hoisted
one by one into a pair of navy helicopters for a short flight back to the deck USS John P. Murtha.
John P. Murphler? If you missed it earlier, we talked to Flight Dynamics and received a more
official touchdown time of our splashdown time as it were. Are we going to open it?
707 and 27 seconds p.m. Central Time 5 and 27 seconds p.m. Pacific Time
Oh, they have a camera on a solar system.
It's time of nine days one hour 32 minutes and 15 seconds
Oh shit, you know what we mean
I
Go away
I don't know
Ghostbusters!
They go like this!
Thank you!
Thank you!
What is the word? I don't know!
Oh, see!
Oh, I believe in the light, but I'm sorry, I'm walking away with you
Oh my god
Wait, it isn't 3am on TUNAMI
Wait, what's another good ending game song?
Oh shit, yeah.
Oh shit, yeah.
It's a lot of fun.
It's fun.
I've been thinking a lot about it.
I'm a little bit excited.
I've heard about it before.
It's fun.
So, I'm going to make an announcement.
I'm not interested in being an American.
I'm going to make an announcement.
I
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You can't keep losing or alive, get this on anything for a cent, get this on anything.
You can't keep voting in the middle of 5! Get this on anything for the 10! Get this on anything!
Malai!
The tunnel has been powered down.
There's no hazardous gas emanating from the vehicle.
That's why the first team of recovery personnel
has been able to pull alongside them and protect them.
And the reports continue to come in
that the four astronauts are in excellent shape.
Slime symbiote unboxing guys!
I can't wait to see the symbiote!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh my way, wait.
Oh my god, wait.
What's my bottom line, you call me dead?
You come on and see me,
The cover on the sky.
Hey!
What's that girl, what's that bitch?
I'm gonna get off of your ass with the sevi-
Shit!
Shit!
Go!
Go!
I want to give my friend.
I hope for the most.
She gonna give me a reward for covering for this.
To get the astronauts out.
They're about to send me out!
They're about to send me out!
Oh my god, what if the dolphin comes, jumps out of the ocean, what if the dolphin comes
out and jumps out of the ocean and jumps over the capsule and over the boat?
I really do.
Great on time so far, plenty of time.
No rush either.
You know, I was speaking to
NASA Flight Surgeon Rick Schuring
earlier in this broadcast
and he said to me,
you know, no rush to get the crew out.
Just want to make sure
that they're doing the right thing.
Yeah, what if it's like a whale and it just body sends it.
Whenever they're ready to take their step out of Orion
and onto that large raft,
the front porch,
The folks will be ready.
Oh my god, it's happening! The stimuli is coming!
The stimuli is coming!
Let's just record it now.
The side hatch is open.
Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio! Simbio!
I don't think a Simbio is coming.
Simbio! Am I the only one watching this cherry for Simbio?
People on the boat here glued to the side closest to where they can see all this action and again would
Just I think I'm the only one cheering for symbiote great views from the bow here
You can see now that side hatches open
One of the Navy I don't think anybody else is cheering for symbiote will meet is about to get inside there
Me just watching this and learning. Oh my God. I'm not the only one just cheering for the symbiote!
In they go.
symbiote! symbiote! symbiote! symbiote!
The goal is to have a recovery personnel with each astronaut assessing them.
And that's one this place
Wait! Let me try this. Hold on. Hold on, chat.
Parachats? Was that a Chinese one too?
As well as Toe, Orion back to the well deck of the recovery ship here.
Oh my god, it fits here, holy shit.
Stop.
I'm hoping for the less symbiotic Xenomorph type.
What's my name?
Endlessly ear-listing
In an artistic game
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my party world
And it's for the big jump
Enthipial
to be extruded to words are coming through
how long for you to get there in black and white track
riding on space to
have symbiotes
you may come and go Bruce
it's ringing near to you
the short flight back to the deck
of the U.S. post job
ringing near to you
oh my god this is just my
I won't
Rick Grimes is gonna come out of that castle
through the truth I mentioned
What the wrong means come out? What do you think?
Walker!
Welcome to my body world!
Oh my god, is that them?
Is that them?
Is that them?
Is that them?
Did they come out?
...and the symbiote, too!
SYNBIO! SYNBIO! SYNBIO! SYNBIO! SYNBIO! SYNBIO!
Now see, so will you be playing that song when Conn crosses the finish line for cyclothon?
Yes.
I'll sing it.
I'll do one better, I'll sing it the last day of cyclothon.
What is this a yautra that snuck in the planet?
I'm on my way.
They study it?
How do they get it out of there?
How do they pick it up?
How do they shake it?
Where do they take it?
Where do they do with it?
Like what?
Like where do they do with it?
How do they pick it up?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, my God, the door's open!
The symbiote is free!
Oh, symbiote.
I'll send you. You're so scary.
I can't believe we aren't playing Fly Me to the Moon in honor of the moon mission.
We played it, it just doesn't hit.
It doesn't hit.
What is that?
I'm damn envious.
Whoa, look at this. Catoons.
So basically this is a float that will go around the right
Look at the tattoos bro, it's so cool
These are the lines that will attach the collar onto Orion
That is correct
And so what are they doing here?
So we've got the lower line that will secure the inflation device before we inflate it
That gives us to go ahead that it's secure in its place and then we'll inflate it
And then once that is done we'll undo all the carabiners and get this orange line on top
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
Bro, look at his tattoos!
They're crazy!
Second, FMob, ending also has one of those iconic choruses.
Oh.
Oh.
Sit in while we wait for the helicopters to jump and crash.
Is that skeleton on his arm?
I want it.
Hey, can you please zoom in on those tattoos, please?
And then we're going to help them out and onto the front porch.
That is correct.
And then what happens here?
There's a new avatar.
Good.
There's a new trained medical personnel also on board the front porch.
Jake Sully.
Jake Sully.
Make sure they're okay while we wait for the helicopters to jump and crash.
I see you, Torok Matto!
I see you, Torok Matto!
He's got a scum on his arm, look at him!
out in the Pacific. We shortly should see that life wrap the front porch erected alongside
the side hatch of the vehicle.
You should be playing what I've done from Linkin Park because we all damn well know that this
This mission was to reach out to other Autobots promising a safe haven on Earth.
Oh shit, what have I done?
Let's go back to the USS John P. Murther and Megan Cruz.
Megan?
Is that a rocket or a suitcase?
Uh...
Just imagine.
Just whatever you wanted to be.
Whoa.
We're pausing now to listen to some...
She was okay.
So,
Posing to listen to some internal audio loops again the
Operations team here on the ship
Communicating with everyone out on the water
Marvel hindering them a little bit from
Unfurling and inflating the stabilization collar as well as the front porch
But again the deal like no to get the crew out within two hours of splash
time. So no concerns just yet. But as calm as the water looks, it looks like it's hindering
the teams just a tad. Uh oh. Hey is that a big rope? Is that a rope? Oh it's a rope from
the... You can see in some of our shots that side hatch still open. Again inside there
are now eight people inside wait they haven't come out yet for divers maybe
divers all with medical training all assigned to an astronaut each
making sure that they're comfortable feeling good I don't fuck you for eight
people in there as you've heard us say in the broadcast you know they expect a
little bit of discomfort again these astronauts just traveled back to earth
at 25,000 miles an hour okay if you think you get carsick
I hope the symbiote will take some words about the symbiote.
Lots of gear with them, just in case, right?
As we said, the crew reported feeling great, but again, all those folks out there in case
they weren't, right?
NASA is all about making sure we think about every situation that can happen.
And so, of course, wanted to be ready in case any of our astronauts needed more medical
attention while out there in the water.
You see now teams again trying to set up the stabilization collar and front porch for the
crew to get out of Orion.
They need both right?
The stabilization collar will keep Orion from swaying as you see it is doing now.
They're coming! The symbiote!
Please take care of my symbiote. I don't want anything to happen to it.
And then it will connect to the front porch to the stabilization collar.
Please take care of my symbiote.
Please.
They will be in the front porch.
Mousey, be here wanting them to walk out and explode in a rain of alien squids.
I mean, I just want that simbio.
Mala chatter on the mission audio loops, that's a good thing.
Again, things proceeding pretty nominally, even if they're fighting some currents out
there on the Pacific Ocean? Again the goal setting up the stabilization collar and
the front porch so that the crew can rest comfortably in the front porch, get
placed into harnesses so that two helicopters can lift them off the front
and onto the USS John Murtha here.
We are Venom. Bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-ba.
An astronaut. So again, Helo-1 and Helo-2.
Okay, and the recovery team here on the ship just got a report from the undersea
medical officer who is inside the capsule with the crew.
The symbiote! Is it okay?
All four members are green. All of our four astronauts read Victor...
Oh my god, they're all green. Green, that means they all have been coupled with their symbiote.
They are feeling great. Happy to be home and ready to be extracted.
They've all been joined with their symbiote.
Perfect.
And so, as I was saying, we have two helicopters circling.
Oh, I see! I see the ring around it now.
Wow.
Each will take turns picking up an astronaut.
So, Helo-1 will come on in, hover above the front porch.
They saw the ice wall? Oh, shit! They can't be left alive.
A Navy recovery specialist will be hoisted down into the front porch.
We'll connect to the first astronaut, which we're expecting to be Christina.
I was working for wearing your tight.
I didn't know.
Picks up Jeremy while Hila 1 stays above head.
The specimens!
Hila 1 will come back in for another astronaut.
You got Zoey Cookie Cook, dammit!
I'm back to the flight deck here on the recovery ship.
I was talking to assistant Artemis Recovery Director,
Paul Sierpinski.
He said helos are a much quicker, safer way to get on board.
They did actually consider boats,
And if you think about it, longer time, the crew would have to move through more of the
ship.
This way the helo, the helos will give a more direct quicker route to the medical bay for
our four astronauts.
shots from our aerial and imagery teams.
Bye.
Clouds have dissipated for a clear view from the bow of the recovery ship here.
And then once it's secured onto Orion they can inflate it.
Inflate!
And then they'll further secure it with other harnesses.
Is that...
Is my symbiote okay?
I need to know.
Is my symbiote okay?
Check out, somebody check on my symbiote!
about an hour and ten minutes since splashed down in the Pacific Ocean here
Oh god, it's true.
Hey, it's a girl Cathy here.
She does have different meds in the home.
After a history making mission to the moon and back.
And if you missed what we said just a couple of minutes ago,
what did you say?
The undersea medical officer inside with the crew in Orion reporting all four crew members
feeling great.
They're all feeling great.
They're feeling good.
They're ready to bust.
And they have their symbiotes.
progress being made there on the stabilization collar and it looks like they are beginning to inflate it.
And it looks like they're starting to unfold the front porch in order to get that into the water here shortly and inflate that as well.
And those Navy and NASA personnel have been in the water for now about four hours.
The reason why they had to get out so early is just to stage everything-
Well why are you setting these sharks?
And actually here on the shark-
Oh god!
What if a shark comes?
there are flight operations happening you can't have anything else right just
because the flight deck can be a dangerous place so they just want to
focus on planes coming and going from the ship so that's why they wanted to
get the boats in the water to make sure that they have all the time they
needed for the flight ops.
Dolphins have been known to check out the shuttle while it's in the water.
Dolphins are nosy motherfuckers who want to get into everybody's business,
so it doesn't surprise me that a dolphin is poking his nose where it doesn't belong.
Alright, that stabilization collar looking good around Orion.
We're now seeing some recovery personnel getting on to that collar.
The dolphin wants a symbiote.
We need to further attach it to Orion to make sure that it can really prop up the spacecraft.
It's basically lifting it up off of the water just a tad.
Again, so it's not so...
So it doesn't sway so much in the water there.
What is hydrazine?
What is that?
And now that front porch looks like it's nearly fully inflated as well.
Hey, you!
Wait, is that leaking into the ocean?
Ah!
it as well?
Hey, you!
Wait, is that leaking into the ocean?
AHHHHHHH!
What?
I'm coming out with my sandmills!
the front porch to the stabilization collar.
And at that point when both are secure,
we should soon see astronauts.
They're coming out with the same field.
There they come!
You see a little tentacle come out?
They've been coming out for two hours and it takes time to come out, okay?
All these views you see also being fed to the landing force operation center here on
the ship.
Of course, it is very important for our recovery teams leading the mission to have all the
views that you're seeing as well.
Again, let's say we're frail from B and zero G, but they were only there for nine days.
Are you telling me at nine days all their muscles went away?
I mean, things are going to come on.
Come on, guys. Let's be real.
Meaning as expected.
Really?
In nine days?
Oh my God. Well, I don't know shit about space.
I don't know shit about space, guys.
He's not dead to go!
My simio!
again all the sectors we have to
do the slowest unboxing ever
guys
so that means this will be a
it's gonna be a rare pull, I know
on the helicopters for the crew
two, three minutes
and then we'll be back here on the ship
okay, saw a thumbs up
from one of the personnel on the front porch it looks like they are now getting
deployed what they call the air rescue vest ARV and so this is the harness that
each crew member will get into in order to be hoisted into the helicopters
again those helicopters hovering just about 40 feet above the front porch when
they're ready. They're too short to get a simile. What the fuck?
They're coming with my symbiote.
What do you think?
Okay, so they got medically examined there.
What's going to happen now?
Can they go out to party now?
Can they go to Chili's?
I thought it was like the ultimate celebration restaurant was it not
What's your lease?
Mouse, we all know you already have a symbiote.
That's how your legs got long all of a sudden.
Ah!
Applebee's.
Ew.
You like that area?
Shhh.
What the heck? You miss one day of Cyclanathan and blood ends up in the ocean. Save him.
I will. With my symbiote. The power of my symbiote. I will.
screen here in Mission Control, a sign that says welcome home integrity, taking humanity
back to the moon going further and returning safely to Earth.
So all of that jubilation, part of the post-splashdown activities, even as we await the crew being
extracted from the vehicle to be hoisted onto Navy helicopters for the trip back
to the USS John P. Murtha.
Get ready to play it's almost time.
Get ready to play, it's almost time.
Once again here in Mission Control, this view of the Artemis flight control room.
Everybody's having party now.
Flight control room, this is the old shuttle flight control room.
And now is the home of Artemis missions to the moon and beyond.
Once again, quite a few flight controllers were invited in by entry flight director
Rick Hentling to share in the jubilation.
It's party time!
...the successful splashdown of integrity that splashed down occurring an hour and 22 minutes ago
as we stand by for the completion of the extraction of the crew
and ultimately they're hoisting onto Navy helicopters
for a short flight back to the USS John P. Murtha.
American Phillips Bays?
Splashdown occurred at 7.07 and 27 seconds p.m. central time.
I had an opportunity to talk to the head of flight dynamics,
Jeff Birch, a moment or two ago.
He said the trajectory of integrity coming through the 70s, but it's not all
They've never seen anything like this. It's green screen. It's all fake.
What are you going to do?
Your life is a lie. Everything is fake.
Everything is fake. The green screen! Kill the green screen!
They're not in the open, they're in a pool.
integrity. The pool there in a pool on a soundstage in Los Angeles.
We are expecting the other crew members, momentarily, to be extracted.
Tyler!
The moon is in Utah! Woo!
Where's astronauts? The astronauts are out! And they're symbiotes!
Look! I see them! I see them!
But here's the real question. While they were up there, did they see the ice wall?
Oh, of course they did. That's why we couldn't see any shots. That's why they didn't want to show us pictures from the ship.
Because if we looked up a window from the ship, we could see the ice wall. And it would crumble! Society would crumble!
Guys, you can actually believe this.
For about one hour from sunset out in the Pacific everything continues to go well.
Integrity's systems function perfectly during its entry back to Earth.
Can read Weisman the commander will be last out of the vehicle.
Thank you so much for the five gifts, those jewels, thank you so much for the five gifts.
Thanks, guys.
They learned the truth. The moon wall, I am mouse three.
Moon wall? Uh oh.
Hello moon.
Hello moon.
and now standing by for the commander read why I asked out of his ship
bobbing in the Pacific under almost ideal boy integrity span 694,000 miles
during its journey from launch to splashdown
Oogutachi wa ikiru hodo ni nakushiteka suko shetsu shinjiteru
Hikari mo kome arukidasu Kimi to keba
We are the team!
The bad life game!
For some reason, September by Earth, wind and fire keeps popping into my head as I watch this.
What a freak, bro.
Iron Mouse, H-E-A-D Bank.
I was on that trip, me the whole time.
Good dog, Bank. Good dog.
Good job, good job, good job out there.
Good job out there, guys.
Good job out there, bye guys! Bye!
There's never going to be a second left
Oh my god
Oh, fucking loser
Pack it up, bros, pack it up
Does it feel like this?
Oh!
W humans, uh, shout out human, shout out space, shout out moon, shout out traveling, shout out symbiotes, shout out aliens, shout out symbiotes again, shout out symbiotes every day, shout out pendulum, shout out sailor moon, shout out
This is Mission Control Houston.
The mission is over, but the melody lingers on as the jubilation continues here in the flight control room.
That'll be it.
We're expecting NASA's associate administrator, Amit Shatria, to be joining us shortly for a short interview while the recovery operations continue out in the Pacific.
So we'll stand by for that.
And then we'll turn it back over to Megan Cruz aboard the USA.
I'm on the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon, the moon
Wow, shout out moon!
Shout out symbiotes!
I have a moon!
I have to move!
Shut up, hollow moon!
Shut up, biome!
Hey, what's Connor doing?
Glorious!
Shut up, Panjiya! Shut up, shouting out!
Surely this is what...
We're working on crisps while we do this.
The mod said we had multiple names but...
You can't donate one key.
The mod said we had multiple names but...
We're also working on...
We're asking in the glory of the successful end of this mission.
I'm Mouse, much love from Maryland, been watching you for a couple years now and finally able to donate Cheekheed to in Europe.
I'm gonna be honest, buddy. I don't know. I'm gonna be honest, buddy. I don't fucking know.
I don't know what happened to him.
We got about 426.
426 and Hyper Exion 500 all the nation.
That's 100 for each one so far.
Undergeared donated $1,000.
Hell you two thumbs.
Undergeared needs to go on there. Thank you Mods.
We're 426 right now.
So we're past that. We're past another part of the loading bar.
Who's snacking on a potato chip?
Who's quenching on a chip?
Yeah.
Is Chris's second book also about breastfeeding feeding?
Some people like to send me your breastfeeding books instead of kisses on their own, right?
Breastfeeding?
On Amazon.
Ghost!
Thank you so much for the five gifts it's on!
And did you write undergirds?
Undergirds.
Undergirds.
Oh, wow, wait.
Who else?
$131,000?
Doggy.
Come on.
He's munch-man.
He's munch-man.
Doggy
He's munch maxing bro, droogie droogie 92
I think I look like roughly the kind of history made tonight.
A little bit of history made in the past few weeks.
Who thought this was going to take a while?
This team here fasks a little of what they just accomplished.
Yeah, Rob, we're here in the control center.
It's kind of overriding with the jubilant folks
and the miscontrol of Houston and all that.
And we've got Max Maxing down too.
I'm going to get Max Maxing.
What are we going to talk to the symbiote team?
What are we going to talk to the symbiote team?
Where's the symbiote team going to end?
Hopefully that won't be too long. You know, I think we saw the administrator on the boat to given his thanks
To the Navy team on the Martha, which they're just an incredible group of sailors
I was able to visit with them a couple weeks ago
And then if you pull it all the way back to the workers and the folks that joined the rocket at machude
That made the heat shield tiles that held together tonight that you know
That stacked the vehicle in Florida that integrated the vehicle in Denver had fired the engines and stand
Oh
All signals out there.
Have fun.
Enjoy your time on Earth.
It absolutely did. I mean I was waiting to talk about this until we're in the water
And you know I think we still have to again work to do to bring it in and and really kind of go through it
Bull by bolt and see what we learned
But I mean so far given what we learned during the mission and given how we performed on
Ascent on entry, you know, I always think about
That you
Bye, Ashraf. Bye. Bye, Ashraf.
experience for the American people for the world in fact as we return to the moon
you know we'll return to the moon some day as we've progressed through the
mission I will tell you just you know from my witness in Florida before
launch and then seeing the people's faces here and then you know reading
where I can about how things are going I think I think this has been a
gift to the world from NASA NASA has given the world a gift proving to
I wonder if astronauts are leaps?
Yeah, we discussed this earlier.
I think they're all leaps.
What we can do when we work together,
when we have teams that collaborate,
it doesn't matter how hard the problems are,
we can solve them.
I'm hopeful that Artemis too, as folks witness,
what we were able to do with this incredible crew,
this incredible team that we've birthed into the world,
scientists and engineers and artists
that have been inspired by this,
and even if they don't come work in the program,
separately they should come work in the program because the Lord knows we need the help but
even if they don't want to come work in the program hopefully they grow up to recognize
they can do amazing things and they work together and contribute to society and be
good citizens and really change the way you know the challenges that are coming in the
world are overcommonable if we do if we work together like this.
One final question you know flying to the moon.
Fly me to the moon and let me sit.
Let me eat with my symbiote.
I just want to have a good time with my symbiote.
It is incredible when you think about the energies involved and the uncertainties involved that we are, you know, when we inserted the vehicle into orbit, it was 99 percent.
I love my symbiote.
Two percent down the middle when we dropped the vehicle right on top of the fleet here, you know, our guys knew exactly where to go, but the guidance was perfect.
Guys, I add a cinema rule to my profile on this board.
Just let you guys know.
I have a cinema rule on my head, and a cinema rule on my profile,
and a cinema rule on my profile thingy, and a cinema error.
I think that's a very reasonable thing to contemplate.
Like, what's going on since then?
What I tell you is, you know, when we did Apollo,
which, again, the more we learn about what they did,
the more magical it seems what they were able to accomplish,
given the technology and the learnings that they had.
that they had, but when we did Apollo, the architects of Apollo, you know,
Gilbert, Seaman, Von Braun, Mueller, they, what they really, really wanted to do,
you know, as they were contemplating what it meant to expand their range of
action to the lunar surface, what they wanted to do was learn how to live and
what to do to the moon. They lived it into the helicopter. They wanted to do that first,
before they were confident they could expand their range of action to the
moon. Now, of course, the politics of the time, and the mission at the time
was different, and so they had to go to the moon. Well, that's a lot. Look at how the helicopter is doing.
Hey, look at how it's pushing the water. What the fuck?
I've got a go, Mouse. But this was a cool moment to share with you.
Play nice with you, new symbiote. Love ya!
I will.
But the Nutella...
I hope the Nutella jar survives.
that can enable exploration so really what I what I think is now for the
guys probably stuck it up its butt where the architects of Apollo what
guys why do you think they're keeping a symbiote and on a telejon go back to the
moon and go back to stay because we've learned all the things we needed to
learn there's a lot of people pleased here tonight and we really thank you for
joining us on that homage to three of NASA's associate administrator as we
begin to hoist the crew but onto the helicopters to head back to the
recovery ship thank you very much thank you congratulations on that congratulations
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Guys, but there's only two people that hosted on the helicopter
The helicopter is leaving! Where did everybody at- where about everybody else?
Oh, this is another helicopter
astronaut. Kilo two now. Are they all in different helicopters? Holy shit. Above the
front porch, lowering. A recovery specialist out of the helicopter. They all, that you
just get their own helicopter? What the fuck? The crew members already outfitted with
a harness that will allow them to quickly attach to the hoisting device.
Look at the power of those blades.
Throwing water out at the center there, the front porch, with now three astronauts and
the recovery specialists.
Again, crews already outfitted with a harness vest.
And here we go.
Now off the front porch, getting hoisted into the second helicopter.
Wow.
That helicopter will now hover just a distance away to give room for the first helicopter
to come back and pick up the third astronaut.
We have to wait for that helicopter to come back, make its way back.
Four helicopters seems like a waste of money.
They should have gotten one helicopter but with like air conditioning and shit.
Yeah, what about helicopter with air commission and shit?
Just minutes after we interviewed him live on our coverage
and congratulated him and NASA on the key
making moment tonight.
Helicopter one again hovering 40 feet over the front porch.
We will soon see another recovery specialist
getting lowered onto the front porch.
Wow, imagine sitting on the-
Why am I in a backpack?
Why are you at your house?
But again, the recovery team determined-
Why you on a computer?
A helicopter flight back to the ship here
would be safer, faster, and more comfortable for our crew,
who just completed a 10-day mission around the moon.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Bye.
you
you
you
you
you
There is Godzilla.
And wheels down.
Wheels down of the first helicopter, carrying two of our Artemis II crew.
Pilot Victor Glover and mission specialist Christina Brooke.
Kilo one on deck reported on the recovery loop and then the mission
But the recovery team are using here to communicate with one another and an announcement just made on the ship integrity incoming
Two more helicopters on their way to the flight deck one carrying the crew the other
one of our imagery
Helicopters
Wait hold on let me see
Uh
Making its approach of the flight deck.
Plenty of people here on the bow with their cell phones out.
Filming this moment.
The Jurassic Park scene.
The Jurassic Park scene.
The Jurassic Park scene.
The Jurassic Park scene.
Some impressive flying here by the Navy as we are seconds away from wheels down.
And there you go.
Watch down!
There are Artemis II crew members on the USS John P. Murpha.
How many?
All of them are there?
No, three.
Is there one more?
three. Is there one more? I'm sure they're happy to be out of the water. Where's my symbiote?
And on this recovery ship with again 550 people on board. Ready to welcome them home.
But first, as we've been saying throughout the broadcast, just making sure the crew feel good.
We reported that they were feeling good when they were in Orion, but those were just initial
quick verbal assessments of how they're feeling.
Your destination tonight, the medical day here on the ship, right after we power down
the helicopters here.
We're down.
The team on the flight deck, working quickly from the product leaf.
waiting for just one more helicopter one more helicopter
There's one more helicopter.
Very limited personnel here on the flight deck.
That's that third helicopter.
Touches down.
Wow.
The ship is at flight quartered.
Stand clear of winter days.
Apple frame 095.
We're now cover south side.
Through North Coast over the side.
Old, old trash and garbage on station.
Flight quartered.
I want just a few folks on the flight deck itself.
There are plenty more on some upper decks.
The ship is being made over the ship's loudspeaker system reminding folks to stay clear of operational areas like the flight deck.
We're going to get the crew off of the highway.
There we go.
We're going to get the medical bay.
We've come a long way from where we began.
When I see my shimmy ills again
Shimmy ills again
I can't wait when I see my tin plate
Oh, I think I'm gonna hang out with the neighbor
We're gonna play a game.
Yeah, my same deal.
We're playing this.
We're playing a game, my same deal.
Oh, here it comes.
The Sanrio Dota, wait, what?
Sanrio Dota, what?
This is my grand plan to bait out Mouse's money.
I shall never let someone old lose.
Yo, this is Sanrio Wall.
Guys, I'm sorry. We have to stop watching this.
We have to come in for the Sanrio Wall.
I think it was like false...
How much do you mean the Glyzygobler again?
450.
I don't know if I'm allowed to let me know when it's ready, I guess.
Could only my gun clear.
Could only your gun.
Pump pump burn is a lot of fans, man.
Pump pump burn is pretty strong.
That fucking butthole dog better not steal the spotlight, bro.
Sanrio war, lady.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I will not allow it.
Welcome to the great war of Sanrio.
It's the only one name in your favorite Sanrio character and it will be added to the counter.
The total amount of donation is not the number of donations, it is the total amount so the
Oilers can sway this.
So if we give the calls off to Chatter you have 30 minutes.
I swear to God.
At 11.35 we'll be closing it.
We must not let our empire fall. We must allow...
We must tell the world of our king, our king, cinnamon roll!
The Great War of Sanrio.
And the first strike goes to Pom Pom Purin.
I'm sure.
50 dollars right?
I have mighty blow right away
Ooh, Anonymous with a Gudetama 25 dollars in a nation
A fantastic choice
Excuse me
Cinema Mall, I'm going there
What the fuck bro?
Oh wow, donations coming in. Anonymous, bon bon pour my boy. I remind you anonymous donations are not being read. I think the mods turned it off for some reason. I think for safety. I think the donations were sending drinks.
I was going to wake the donate at the end of the cycle, come on.
We've been selling rolls yet.
Oh my God, $1,000 from Hoodie Vibhuti.
Honey!
Honey!
Honey, I love you, honey.
Yeah, honey, let's go, bro!
We must fight the cinnamon roll.
We must fight the cinnamon roll.
We must defeat cinnamon roll.
No one can defeat cinnamon roll.
And you don't understand, okay?
No!
He's had it good for far too long.
long. He's been cozy at the top of his throat. No, and he will be. Never underestimate the cinnamon mole fans.
Never underestimate the cinnamon mole fans. Ah, very nice.
He's gaining steadily.
We must defeat the cinnamon roll plague.
He's come to complacent.
Cinnamon roll!
He's been ruling his kingdom with an iron fist.
The popularity.
Today is the day we beat him.
No, a 500 other nation for cinnamon roll!
I swear that Mark season threatening me to do this.
No!
Cinnamon roll.
No!
I'm sick of this.
Man from Burin, Karumi fans, where are you?
Cinema roll
Brother, what?
Who's going to make me do this roll?
Who's going to make me do this?
The secure? The dope?
They're making fuckin' do this?
431
Karomi
Karomi, yes!
Pump pump cure in his 80's, sorry mouse
Let us beat this cinnamon roll!
He's been on his cushy throne for too long!
We should join up we got to join up the pump on purin fans
My dog has had a good five-year long.
I don't know what I told him.
He had a lot of fans.
Look how fucked like deer man.
Bring the video from you of the flea market a year.
Get the fuck out of here with that thing.
One hundred yen accidentally.
There's so pompom pure in King.
Yes!
The bretsoco fans get out of here.
Yes!
The bretsoco.
Yes!
A thousand dollars for cinnamon roll!
Yes!
Don't estimate cinnamon roll fast, roll!
Look at us!
Look at us sitting on the top of a throne, roll!
Look at us!
Look at us!
It's easier to get cinnamon in a step.
Thank you.
Gujitama is live.
Yes, a hundred dollars in Gujitama.
This pass, I am so sorry.
I send you off for my avoid trophy cat.
Yes!
Cuxedo, Sam gang, rise up!
Cuxedo, move it!
Why is this a threat to me enough so I vote for Choco Cat?
Why not vote for Choco Cat?
We can beat Cinnamon Roll!
Hello, Choco Cat!
Choco Cat, the cat that nobody remembers after years, after years.
Choco Cat only gets remembered once every five years.
No! The Gretsuko for S-specific phoenix fox.
Yes!
Oh, no!
All of them are huge!
Cinnamon mole form, I'll say.
Ash can't see you, Marcy.
Thank you!
Cinnamon mole.
Thank you, cinnamon mole.
That is a big fucking thing in the way on the screen, I think.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon mole.
Cinnamon roll
Cinnamon roll
Cinnamon roll
Yeah, block rob.
Yeah, block it from the stream. Don't show it.
No, no cinnamon roll!
Cinnamon roll
Cinnamon roll
Cinnamon roll
No!
Yeah! Let's fucking go!
Oh yeah!
Bro, I owe you three thumbs!
You've been brainwashed by that devil!
I owe you three thumbs, I owe you three thumbs!
I owe you three thumbs!
Pump, pump, burn, and then rise.
Yes!
This is our moment.
We can get rid of this curse.
Yeah!
Rina Mambo!
Karope Gang.
Yes, Karope fans.
Karope fans?
What the fuck?
Corralty, my ass!
Oh my god, the road to Calis.
Oh my god, the road to Calis.
It's an immortal BC mouse. It's too long.
No! You're being led astray by the devil!
The devil himself! That's true!
That was never wrong.
This is some page of where you both should eat.
Ha!
We're so close to the water.
No!
Cease!
You're no better than this!
No!
We need to fight back.
Please!
bust
I like this we're getting some other ones
the challenges is best yes yes
who i got to throw some dollars for my boys no you don't got to
yes you do keep throwing them go low
i don't know any san rio characters but i love goths
fair enough hey i don't have any strong san rio
opinions but my friend gloves pompom purin yes this is a donation in her
He literally shows boho every time.
All right.
Could it be?
Yes.
Yes, could it be?
We need to rise up and defeat the dictator's own cinnamon roll.
He's ruled over these lands for far too long.
I think our sons rise up.
Whatever it takes, we must defeat him.
No, you will not. You will never defeat him. You'll never!
Watch. Palm, palm, purring.
Please!
I make sure...
The Oilers are on Mount Society. It's useless.
But we can win that.
Yo! DLM with $4,500 for Choco Cat!
What the fuck?
DLM, my savior!
And like that the javelin from the skies down
Choco cat is at four thousand five hundred dollars
Quickly join the Choco cat forces
The time to choose is now
Quickly help Choco cat
We must help Choco cat win and secure victory
I'm not even sure who that is, but he's helping.
I don't know who it is.
Karomi Supremacy, purple lovers' lives.
That's true, though.
The little boys are crazy.
Oh, my goodness.
DLM with a giant donation.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
A musical ray of light in this war.
It was looking bleak in the reign of cinnamon roll.
500 for cinema.
NO!
YEAH! LET'S GO SEDDEMORELL! YEAH!
...and the pizza while it's on the peel and just blow air over the bread to start driving it into the oven.
Woah, I've never done that. I've never tried but you just have to be getting Sam needs more love.
He's here, he's here.
YEAH! SEDDEMORELL, I'M GOING TO FUCKING GO!!!
NO! IT'S PASSING ALL THE NATIONS FOR SEDDEMORELL!
See how I've just done so much already. Help Choco Cat!
We're 440,000!
Yeah, we are!
Choco Cat is the best.
Yes!
I will donate for Choco Cat.
Yes!
Yeah, you're donating for Choco Cat? Okay, okay, Choco Cat.
Come on boys!
Okay, Choco Cat. Okay, Choco Cat. Okay, Choco Cat.
Choco Cat needs our support.
I know any of these but I like chocolate.
Yes!
Chococatrain let's go.
Yes!
There is a feisty Latina making threats and our ankles are in danger.
Send help.
Sinimoral.
No!
I'm voting for the third party.
I want to see if Rex succour in at least third place.
He's literally showing butthole.
Yes, another Chococat.
He literally shows butthole, bro.
Literally showing butthole.
Wonderful.
It has no shame.
Cinema rule.
No!
Yeah, cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
It is time for a new leader.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
It is monetary leader.
Based on the people's wishes.
Of money.
Cinema rule.
Horizon chocolate cash.
Cinema rule.
Take your place on the throne.
Cinema rule.
The victory.
Cinema rule.
Cinema rule.
Now is the time.
No, there's more cinema rule than I should call.
Roll donations coming in!
Yeah!
In the Momo!
Yes!
Victory is within reach!
No, $700!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Chococat is where it sats.
No.
I bet half of the people who voted for Chococat don't even know who the chococat is.
You don't even think about Chococat!
You don't think about it, you just thought about it today!
You just thought about it all today.
The cinnamon rolls are oily.
Ain't nobody think about Chococat.
Chococat rings the crown.
Yes.
Chococat is king.
Yes.
Cinnamomorow.
No.
Cinnamomorow.
Come on.
Cinnamomorow.
Cinnamomorow.
Chococat.
Cinnamomorow.
He's gone.
I believe.
Come on, Chococat.
Cinnamomorow.
Cinnamomorow.
Cinnamomorow.
Cinnamomorow.
Chococat.
Yes!
A noble cause.
A worthy cause.
Who's in the lead right now?
No!
Yes!
There's so many of us.
Chococat fans.
$700 separate
Holy shit! Dynamite with $5,000!
Choco Cat snatches victory from the gold!
Oh my god!
$4,000 ahead of Cinnamon Road!
He's left in the dust!
The only, the only Coco Cat's bet in the world!
the world. Thank you. Thank you Dino. Dino Obama will win today. I believe. The only
fucking trust will get it banned in the world. Your $500 donation for cinnamon roll is majestic.
I owe another song.
Thank you for the red, thank you for the red, thank you for the red, thank you so much,
thank you for the red.
10 K for Choco Cat, let's go.
I don't know, I can't.
Choco Cat has this voice.
Mouse is furiously finding the credit card to help out now.
I don't know what a chocolate cat is, but down with cinnamon roll.
Down with cinnamon roll!
Cats vs. Dogs Debates and Rio Edition.
Of course, chocolate cat is...
Yes!
Another wise fighter!
A good song to sing.
In the regime.
Yes, in the chocolate cat emoji.
All these donations are wonderful.
We have 15 minutes left in this donation roll.
I'm the car faster.
one game, Chococat fans, we must not rest on our laurels. We are not safe yet. Raise
more money for cinnamon roll as a resourceful and kind-hearted dog who will find his way
back to the top if we take it easy. Down with the dog.
I got it.
How to Google Chococat?
I also...
I got a picture of Chococat on the screen.
Bro, I asked a Google Chococat.
What the fuck...
Oh yeah?
No!
You hear that?
I had to fucking Google Chococat.
Pococo.
My...
They literally heard him.
From Pococo.
one shocker cat 10,166 dollars. This is the current sending. Number two cinema
6,382 dollars. Number three cannot be four hundred and five dollars. You hear
the cinnamon roll fans? You are nothing. I don't know what any of this is but
chocolate cat supremacy. Yes! Yes! How much time do we have? I don't know
anything about these characters but let's go chop a cat
Stop me now!
Stop! Stop me!
Cause I'm havin' a good time, havin' a good time!
I'm gonna give you fun and you'll die
Like a star that will find the models of gravity
I'm a racing car, I can ride
Like maybe the sky ball
Then when I go, go, go
I'm gonna fly
I'm burning through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees of physics going with the seven high
I'm traveling at the speed of light
And I want to make this super-smartic man out of you
Oh, I'm having a good time
I'm having a bomb
Hey, if you want to have a good time
Just give me a call
Cause I'm having a good time
I'm not having a good time, I don't have fun at all
Yeah, I'm a rough kid, but my way to Mars is on a silly course
I am the satellite, I'm not in control
I'm a sick and sick, ready to be lost
Make it out of love, I'm not the only one
I'm running through the sky, yeah
Two hundred degrees, it's quite a far me, Mr. Farron's heart
I'm coming at the speed of light
And I wanna make the supersonic woman a view
Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me
Hey hey hey
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Oh oh oh
I love you
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Have a good song, good song
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Hey
Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah.
You're one of these reasons why they call me Mr. Fairytale.
I'm trying at the speed of light, and I want to make you a sonic man under you.
And I want to make this super sonic man under you
Yeah, I'm having such a good time
I'm having a hope
And if you want to have a good time
Just give me a call
Because I'm having a good time
Yes, I'm having a good time
I know what I got at all
Oh my god, we're perfect in this movie, go!
Woo!
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh, a 50K!
450K!
450K!
450K!
5 minutes to get your choices in.
Hi guys from the
Western Australia.
Keep up the good work.
Oh, a 50K!
What the fuck?
I would love to get a part.
It seems like such a remote place to go to.
Uncle Ken is waiting.
I know!
We need more dough, no!
No, he's not fall, ladies and gentlemen.
Do not rest easy.
Guys.
The battle is not won yet.
Oh no.
What are we going to do guys?
Cinema rules going to lose.
We're going to try and tip the scales in their favor at the last second.
possible. What do we do, bros? What do we do?
Hello Kitty. What the fuck? Oh, one cares about no hello Kitty.
Thank you. Although we are voting for a spirit senator here, can't we forget this money
going to the Immunificence Foundation. Charity of the Obtiful with primary
immunificence. TV ID. How's he planning something? Iron Mouse, uh, stuff is wrong with this charity.
Top Mouse in the past as well as many thousand people. I don't think we'll beat that one
I think he's too strong, bro.
This is it! He has the creator of TokoPak!
If we band together, we can do it!
Hey, appreciate it.
I think he's too strong, bro.
This is it! He has the creator of TokoPak!
If we band together, we can do it!
We can do it.
Hey, appreciate that, man.
A pretty big gap.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
The grats go my beloved.
Oh, the grats go.
Chad, do you mind if I mute for one second?
I have to listen to something really quick.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. They're regaining the forces.
You guys mind if I mute for a minute?
I'm muting the audio, okay?
I have to listen to something really quick.
You guys can't hear anything, right?
Okay, hold on.
I have to listen to our audio.
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you
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you
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Oh god.
Flag!
Skyrocketing!
Mal, the honorable leaderboard.
Sorry guys, I had to listen to something I'm like.
Ah yes, the great war of Sanrio 26 shall be remembered well.
Three minutes remaining!
Big challenge is again because they never added him to the leaderboard.
Ha ha. Yeah, I don't know why big challenges will matter. I don't know. I don't know what I got you on.
We are three minutes away. Coming up to two in just a moment.
I'm sorry, I'm like having like a crisis over here for Chaka cat two minutes remaining
on the cinnamon roll defeat I does taste I'll be cooking having a
Uh, I see this tiger's eyes right now.
Well, it's not like a crisis. It's like...
You ever just listen to something and when you hear it, you're like, oh my god, this is not it.
Ten Ks to go to a lunch boys.
We are so very close.
Oh, Kaseyna! Kaseyna! Kaseyna, thank you for the 2k for my melody. Kaseyna. Kaseyna.
One minute remaining.
One minute remaining.
Suckershot leads.
We can't. We can't win.
The channel be changed. Let's get a final push for Cinemoral Gang.
You have one minute.
way we can win.
Hold the line, Chuckercat.
It was a good fight.
But even with my contribution, I can't touch 10K.
My favorite Sanrio character is Chlat.
True.
Less.
Ooh.
Any minute now.
Any minute now.
It's gonna end.
And Choco Cat will have defeated.
And there it is!
Close it!
Stop the count!
Stop the count!
mods give us the lineup
give us the final scores
oh my god brah
I'm sorry guys I'm like my brain is on the road right now
I should never listen to what I listen to
Ah, give me the stats. I want to know who took it.
Hold on, I have to listen to it again. Fuck me, bro.
Hold on, I have to mute, I have to mute, guys, I'm sorry.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm so stressed out holy shit bro I'm so sorry guys
It's been a while on this trip, so I would be overjoyed.
Need a little something.
Oops, sorry, sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, I was worth the time, I was just trying to...
I'm okay, sorry about that, guys. Sorry.
Jesus Christ.
I have a touch for you.
It's the worst timing in the world.
Cinnamon roll.
You're lost, buddy.
Just take your hour.
Take the hour, Cinnamon Roll.
You're lost.
You're lost.
Hi Connor, since Chococat raised over 10k, can we get a Chococat Twitch emote?
Thanks.
I don't have a 70V, should I have one?
the symbiote made it to the ice wall. Whenever I get stressed, I like to have a bowl of
yummy yummy ice cream. It always helps. Hope you feel better and have some yummy ice cream.
Oh my god.
You're welcome all that.
I'll be okay.
I'll be fine.
I'm so sorry guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry guys.
Thanks for you guys to and all hail King Chococat.
King Chococat crowned the king of this here live stream.
Cinnamon roll gang rise up.
No light, no light.
What's up, baby?
If you're looking to impress entertain, to be of use, then probably you care.
As much you say you do, I want you crying for me, keeping being awesome.
Thanks, baby. Thank you just for coming on, baby.
I cast upon chat, the curse of manual breathing.
I am so stressed out right now.
I'm so stressed out.
I'm so stressed out.
I don't even think I can focus on stream right now.
Six K's left until lunch.
Whoa, I'm getting a little sore.
Oh, the wind is nice.
Been pretty shit all day, but, you know, we did all right.
Great pace.
Work up in 6 a.m. to donate and go to the toilet.
Have a great rest of the stream.
We'll watch it later as a VOD.
Hey, yo, thanks, man.
Do what you gotta do.
We love stream, but we love it more
when you take care of yourself
so that we get MROE streams in the future
I'm soooo
We are happy just to watch the cyclophone on your stream while you do we understand
You're on a concicle and we will all be here happy to just be around we can't fix it
But we can hang out I'm mouse love
I'm sorry, I feel like I'm overreacting.
I think I think I went in a red corner and I went in a stream and I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry for the short stream, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back
tomorrow sorry that uh sorry that this happened but i'll be back tomorrow
beautiful i i i'm so sorry uh but the good news is i'll have more songs to sing tomorrow
thank you yay and i'm sorry for the short stream uh i'll be back i'll be back tomorrow
thank you for inspiring me to start donating blood and plastic my pleasure first
Holly? Oh Holly, I think so much better than you.
I'm so sorry for running stream early. I'm sorry. I just...
I'm gonna heal right away.
I think uh...
I think I just need... I need to relax.
Six seven six seven six seven.
I love you guys. I'll see you guys later.
Chi Lu Chi Lu Chi Se Xie Ben Sex
See been sex, see been sex, see been sex, see been sex, say brain died.
Bye bye!
Bye bye!