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04-13-2026 Ā· 12h 36m
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Hello.
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Uh
Thank you
I'm not prepared
I'm not a bear, I'm not a bear!
I was not prepared
I am late I'm extremely late forgive me
Give me all my tardiness
Do you forgive me yes or no?
If party not forgiving I will end the stream
Get party forgiven.
Don't be tardy.
God damn it hold up.
My fucking Chaterino
My fucking Chaterino
My fucking Chaterino brand
A band
My fucking Chaterino
Hello everybody, welcome to the
Welcome to the Iron Mouse Association Broadcast.
Welcome to the Iron Mouse Association Production Broadcast.
I'm here today to inform you guys that we are all going to die one day.
All of us.
You're welcome.
What the fuck?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Our winter lasts for 6 months, we still have snow.
We still have snow.
We still have snow?
Where do you live?
Excuse me, where do you live?
Excuse me.
Guys, I'm just letting you know I started late.
I woke up late. I had plasma in the street. For those who don't know, I had plasma in the street.
Uh, I started fucking late as shit.
And now I... I realize, uh, Cycleton has started, so...
It doesn't give us much time to talk, innit?
Well, you didn't have to talk to me with Cycleton in the background.
If you don't talk to me right now, I'm hanging up.
If you don't talk to me right now-
I live in Canada and to absolutely nobody's surprise, we're expecting snow this Friday.
Friday, if you don't talk to me right now, I'm hanging up and I'm not calling you back for like five days.
I'm not gonna call you back. I won't call you back and I won't answer your calls either.
I won't answer your calls.
If you expect me to greet you when you wake up, that's not going to happen.
If you expect me to text you, I'm not texting you.
If you expect a hello goodbye text, no.
Oh, you call thank you always forget and today Pete appears on the cyclotron
You're playing Starter Valley right now bro, I wish I was me.
You're playing Corekeeper?
Oh my god.
I'm watching on some bread.
I started Graveyard Keeper today I'm really liking it so far thanks for the recommendation
you're welcome it's such a good game I decided to give Graveyard Keeper a try this
morning where'd the day go what time is it I'm telling you I told you
I told you.
Did you hear that enough Greybeard Keeper 2?
I know that's why Greybeard Keeper 1 is free!
On Steam!
You should get it if you don't have it.
If you don't have it, get it.
It's real console too?
Holy shit.
Oh, now I agree with 3.99.
The game, uh, Graveyard Keeper 1 also has DLCs which created here.
It's no longer free.
Aww.
Well, yeah, Mr. Bros.
But for $4 this is still true.
It's a new farming game that came out.
It came out today.
It's called...
Cold?
It's called Seeds of Calamity.
It looks pretty good.
I don't know. I'm debating on getting it or not.
I'm kind of like, I don't know if I should get it.
Welcome to day 10 of the cycle thought.
How you guys all doing? Welcome.
Yeah, let's see how much money we have raised for charity.
I just want to say thank you.
We pulled up in the car park and...
Oh, I played the cavern keeper all over the game.
C-I-R.
C-I-R, okay.
It's like above an L-C.
Game is this. A Cadbury's Crunchy.
This is now my breakfast.
But that's the only the second good thing that's happened before really?
Well, depending how you look at it, it's had the best or second best thing.
Wait, big update for what?
Aaron Keeper?
Of course, you guys have been asking, you guys have been waiting for none other than the man himself,
the number one hype man from the middle of nowhere in Kansas.
It's Bremia 2T!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Okay boys, how we live and how we do it?
You know what I
I have sourced some high fitness to be made because honestly, I've been watching the past
I've been watching you guys and I've seen I've seen it the weather the hills the gas the turmoil
the tuna lunches. But when I showed up this morning and you were drinking your
coffee, and you were eating your third banana, I saw that old twinkling that
meant, oh now it begins. It's not like you said he saw that old twinkle.
So I brought a little something special. I was like, wait, what?
It's actually really cool. I brought out something that we can use throughout the rest of the cyclophon.
And hopefully I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that
2026 blank chair
Now I want you to take special note this part has been yet to be filmed because today
starting today we will be updating this number with the amount of money that we
and if there's a bit of factor who spends extra amount of money then we can
we can add their name to the line yeah I'm gonna ask you are you ready to start
raising some money and making a difference because we're getting on that
bike wait that's so freaking cool cycle 90 kilometers of thereabouts and
And we're going to open the wallets swipe the credit cards and start raising some goddamn money
Well, I didn't know I could so that that was a real bitch
Today
No, my good friends notorious name this and then I got some people together
Printed it out should be unwashable whiteboard marker. Oh, I'm so tired
I was supposed to join
But I don't get out of bed for 500k. It's got to be at least 500k minimum. So today. We're at what five
I'm still tired from plasma, yes, right?
I am seven.
I'm not satisfied with the most...
And body-hop?
I woke up today?
I walked on the treadmill.
As a starting point...
Oh my God.
I was like, you know what?
Okay, I'm gonna break my momentum.
I'm gonna walk on the treadmill.
I can do it.
I can do it.
I walked...
I didn't do 20 minutes though.
I did less than 20 minutes.
I did...
I did 15 minutes.
I did 20 minutes.
I didn't do 20 minutes, I did 50 minutes.
Holy shit, I feel like...
My body was like, what are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
I
I'm gonna say you know
Oh my god
With $4100
Uh, kill with the badass mum
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
So yeah, I, I walked a lot
This, I walked every day this past week
Every day without taking a break
No break walk
I've been walking every fucking day
day you know what if Connor can say
500 dollars I can walk every day
I can walk every day for 25 as well holy shit
that's insane what about us well what about
us start would you skydive I thought about
it but probably no he would I thought about
I will when he says we're skydiving.
I'm saying I'm a lot of things and he just pushed me out of the sky.
Okay, here we go.
A giant check in there.
So...
You know, it's ever I can eat.
I...
There is a lot of...
What the...
What the...
What the...
test. I am a walker. It's just a day off every now and then while it's so difficult resting is what gives
most schools a chance to repair and get stronger. That's true but I feel like here's my thought process
behind that. The reason why I haven't taken breaks is because as a human I think I should be walking
in every day.
I think I should be moving over.
We're good.
So it's Emerald, right?
Emerald.
Emeralds.
I think I should be moving over there.
For many years, I did no movement every day.
Emeralds.
That's not good for you.
There we go.
And the first one I said.
I felt like, if it was strenuous, strenuous, the point of strenuous, strenuous story.
That's an incredible start.
And I'm not asking you to.
I think I feel like once I start doing like.
I'm begging you.
He's paying so much.
Alright, look, I have a jet-fied ride.
Then you're here.
Okay, I get that.
So let's start strong.
And we're going to get this today.
I'm going to manifest it right now.
You're right now.
I'm just going to blank square.
No, not in my mind's eye.
What are you doing with your force to do the walk-a-thon?
I'm doing walk-a-thon right now.
I can't count that high yet.
That's where I'm looking at it.
I think I'm not gonna be like we've got six six donation and like you know
I would love to
So
Time the best I just well we had a $4,000 donation
$5,924 so minus four
If you have five
five eight seven five eight seven five eight seven five eight seven five eight eight seven thousand dollars take back
A life that was taken from you from a book in the zoo
I know that by the end I'm gonna be doing like a curse of raw it's gonna take me so much time
It's gonna be the smallest writing ever and it's gonna look amazing. So we've already at 5 8 7
We've got the whole
Wow we're getting so close to 600k holy shit
We've got you. That's right. So you're gonna power us without your donations
My life's gonna crumble without your donations
I want you to make it to the first I choose roll ball and bro. Give me my fucking robot body now
I want to be
Put my ghost in a shell
Okay, I literally
Put my fucking ghost in a sale
Well, how can you not be motivated with P.A.?
He's like, number one motivation machine.
Let's go!
That's true!
He IS the type man!
The power loader from any- oh my god!
Yeah, he won.
I don't believe you.
Put me in, Paul.
I'm so happy to be able to donate to great cause.
All the best with the writing today.
PS, the writing involves with some low-file music behind the door so hard.
It's gonna be 50. Steve, thank you for having me on the nation.
As a wise man once said, we play in full.
Little and easy, think of the 10.
Turn the appashio, think of the 50.
Steven, think of the 25.
Jesus. Yeah, we have a lot of donations coming up.
Okay, so I'm not because I still have a lot of names. I want to hear so I get that you're done reading
But I feel like we're not done
Georgios Pete
Stick me in there, bro. Stick me inside a nike body. I'll gladly be anything
You're like, man, I woke up late for this, or I'm staying up late, or you're in the EU, and you're staying up all night.
Go ahead and crack a game or subs, you just wanna know what I'm gonna do with you.
Me? Me? Me? Huh.
How me? Me? Me.
I need you that you need.
I... I mean, you can't plug into my energy, but I'll try to provide it.
Would you want to be a hot woman if you win the toys?
And, uh...
Any chance we can join Pete in a walk and torture him in Cyclothon
if we reach a certain Dono goal, Ion Mouse.
L. Ove.
Sea Door Donate.
Would you like me to walk on top of Peach?
No, worry about all of it once.
Just a little.
Okay.
If we reach...
You know what? I'm gonna put this down until it's 100.
I feel like...
That's what I'm talking about.
What should we do?
I.T.J.4.6
code premiere get that boy's waifu card
hahahahha
10 dollar nation
talfel's in the 50 dollar nation let's do this
and i'll be a reasonable roll
not able to donate as much as last year
but happy to be able to at all
honestly the 25 dollar nation
is a clock
i think the 20
uh the 10 dollar nation
uh drain
if we make it to 700k today we'll do it
i'll be walking talk
100 dollar nation
yes
you should come back to minnesota to try the juicy lucy
it's a hamburger filled with cheese
that sounds very much
chrismist is calling
It's a call of 69, 69.
I'm the last thing in the crowd on the nation,
the last thing in the 10-dollar nation.
Nura, the 3-dollar nation.
Paying full band gang.
Woo-hoo, glad to see Pete was here to hype it up.
Paradise thing in the 1-dollar nation.
The right show, and then the 25-dollar nation.
Oh, right show, what's up, mate?
Let's get a voice blast sketch.
Nusax, the 1-dollar nation.
Hobo01, the 100-dollar nation.
For the manifestation of 650K.
What happened?
Bucky B, Pete has to be the best.
660 is the...
Oh, shit.
660, 660.
He's the only one.
I feel like that's the only thing you get.
Actually, never mind.
6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6.
So, I'm here.
Man, Marmalade, they're with a 10 dollar donation.
Good evening from Sweden best of life today.
Jess and Tread, uh, five dollar donation.
Keep going.
That will either 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6 today.
I'm a two millimeter packer.
They're for the 10.
10 dollars donation.
Peter and Betty, they give the 10.
Greg, I think it's for the 10.
Blind Buffalo, 100 dollar donation.
25 donation F for a spooky 100 all the nation's this is the second part was an awesome step up
But you know it has really started when Pete joined, you know, I'm not gonna say I'm
We have any left?
We do. We may not have known.
Think of two-tenth domination, Jenna, think of the five.
Annexer 52, think of the twenty-five domination.
If we make it to six...
Think of the two-tenth domination, think of the ten.
Bruce Grave, think of the twenty-five.
Hyper-Peakley Gang, shout out to George, Nick and Kay.
Chloe, think of the ten-th domination.
It's that time of the year again. Thank you all for everything you do.
Honestly, think of the ten-th domination.
Pinecone Z, think of the ten-th domination.
Day ten, it's not much, but it's small.
This amazing work that you do...
Okay, I typed it in Connor's chat so people know.
Good one.
Three dead, think of the 10.
Alex G, think of the 10.
All donations keep them coming.
We're nearly at 595 already.
We've already moved.
So, yes, thank you so much.
Pete's massive American Todra.
What?
Which is a 10 dollar donation.
Alex G, think of the 10 dollar donation.
Captain Doe Boy, think of the 200 dollar donation.
Oh, me.
This is my 25 dollar donation.
Great work, boys.
But the Iron Mask Defense Force.
One thousand dollar donation.
Brett, let's-
Yeah, let's fucking roll, roll.
Smash five million.
I don't know about that.
You're five million.
Six, six, six.
Now, I said she'll do a walk and talk repeat if we hit six, six, six, six, six, six, six,
six today.
Okay.
We're moving the number.
I'm manifesting six, six, six, six, six.
Let's get it done.
I don't know.
That was Brett with a thousand.
Yeah.
Three to three, five.
Just either one.
Con a second career.
It has water, child.
Raise.
Hit those water.
Don't shove them up your ass.
Take the wallet out your butthole.
Chash, if you were given a choice, male or female, whatever you may be,
and somebody woke you up out of bed today, in the morning,
and they shook your weight and said,
Wake up! We don't have much time.
You have to become a Niche.
Would you do it?
I double.
Even if you...
Florida truth
Aiden the three dollars mr. Beast why isn't Chris get to read my message motherfucker
You have to become a big thing
There
The 25 dollar donation
We have a history of raising money on this channel when I arrived.
We're gonna continue this history because these guys deserve it.
Lexi, Lexi Pete fans, 100 dollars a day.
We've been crossed for 100 dollars a day.
But, I'm sorry, you have to be home a week before that.
Who did that?
Chris Pete.
A Michigan woman without a peep.
Every year I double the nature of the park.
I think they're just dolls and they have nothing.
I think they just have titties.
I don't think D&D's have bedananas.
They do? Okay, never mind.
Of course you wouldn't know that, what are you?
Oh yeah, have you checked?
Have you checked?
Uh, very, very zeezy in the 25.
Dillardalia, 25.
Mia, 10.
Alfie, 10.
Number what, 10?
Draudugian, 50.
You'll get a pretty outfit.
Of course you do, you're a neat game.
You get the best fashion.
Big man anime, 10.
Wouldn't you want to become a neat game?
Get the best fashion in the world,
the most beautiful hair?
Gustav, thank you for the 100.
Travis Spock, 11.
Sherry Reptile, hey again.
Thank you for the 100.
Denvalili, thank you for the 25.
You get to snay? Of course! You snay every day!
You know what? You can keep your penis if you want to.
But you have to get the...
If I get to pick my licky body, or is it random?
If I can pick the kind of body, then yes, it'll give up my toger.
You can pick the kind of body. It's true.
They tell you, wake up! Wake up! You have to fulfill your duty!
You have to become a niggay! It's for the good of the world!
What does that mean? You get to come to the meaty factory and become the type of pique you get who wants to be!
Well, sign me up, bro.
And then go, oh fuck my face. Put the Uber down and instead of getting that smash burger, open it up, take out the money.
You can be like the ones that don't go out to fight and stay home all day and do other
stuff and cry and then are only taking out a mission sometime because they suck.
I can use my uh...
Show your phone number once.
Here uh, you take out...
At most of my new games, they take the same team any time.
Stop taking my money.
You're taking my money.
Take your card, enter it into your mobile device or PC, and say, God damn it, I've done
a great thing today.
I've helped a good cause.
I have great entertainment for 15, 16 days, and you know, this is going to be the nicest
thing that you do this year.
You have to agree, because if you don't agree, they turn you into the basic bitch
niggas.
But you'll be a problem.
If you don't agree, you have to become a niggay anyway, and they turn you into
the basic bitch niggas.
That's amazing so and then as you guys you don't want to be a base
You can't be live on the bike you'll see Chris's dumpy is out they call it now
What your butt as you're in front of everybody is that what they call it?
So we're gonna be out there it is an absolutely
You have to become a Niki anyway.
They did not ask for better conditions.
How much do you have to raise for your own body?
A million dollars.
Finally, we can all be winning.
The world is a better place.
The world has to be earned.
You see this? This is twisted steel.
I'm just kidding, guys.
We need men.
If we didn't have men in life,
right now this jacket's doing the heavy lifting
because it's freezing on my back.
If we didn't have men in life,
I tried to, I'm holding my breath for 20 minutes.
I said to get on the bike, I go like this, and you're like,
oh, we need him, you know what I mean?
I'm sharing loads of my stuff with him.
Ha ha ha, he's off to have a big lunch as well.
We need him, you know what I mean?
We need him.
It's not good.
Well, here's the thing.
Don't worry about yourself right now.
Worry about the greater cause.
After this cycle is done, you'll be in prime position.
Never mind you, this is OK.
It's a hard workout, but I'll definitely have it.
I remember this tweet that somebody tweeted at me was like, I don't know why Iron Maus is so popular.
She hates men.
She'll be on the lines of I don't care about men and I'm not pro man.
So, alright, looks like they're getting ready to go.
They don't understand why I'm popular and why I wasn't another VTuber.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
I'm looking at that 6666 number so we can do a walkthrough.
Support the people that you like
What is that you mean? I don't know bro people are fucking weird
I don't know why you would tag me in something
I did not say walk-a-thon walk-and-talk
This weather is godlike
You guys are with us now you got the van
Yeah, it's gonna be great
and so far which bike broke is this one wasn't it that we had to do emergency
surgery on
well contrary to popular belief I do appreciate name the belief of one
person because I'm sure people with a brain know that I don't hate men I'm
still getting the smash burgers but he is IDF's chair
Put that uber down for the iron mouse and Pete walk and talk
Iron mouse love iron mouse trade CD or the name
And just remember guys, it's it's fun to raise the money when we're all together
I love the eyes of the uncutty figure from yesterday that's kind of cursed, but why did they make him make his armpit?
I don't like that. I wouldn't like change it for their kind words about my mom
Let's get
Did you buy it? No.
No. I didn't buy it. I didn't buy it. I just...
Like, as much as like the body, like, it...
I just can't get over the fact that he's licking his armpit, bro.
Why? Why is he licking it?
So, alright, cameraman Paul, are you ready for that?
Oh yeah.
Why he licking his armpit?
No, that's great.
I would never make my own armpit.
Because I get a bunch of deodorant in my mouth and I don't want that.
I don't want to taste my deodorant.
Oh, where'd they go?
Oh, fuck.
I'm pretty sure it's toxic.
I mean, I don't see people going around licking deodorant every day.
Probably. I mean, they're so easy to lose.
No, it definitely wouldn't be here. I mean, it's like a microscopic size.
Golf protests? Too much. Um, what do you mean, Brad?
I think I've lost it.
I don't know. What does my deodorant have? I'm sick.
No, only the wide angle here.
Uh, hold on. I'm reading it. Hold on. Hold on. I'm reading it. Hold on.
Where was the other one that we had?
Alcohol.
I suppose so.
Diaprolopilopilopilar.
Yeah, it's not that.
Succulabalagalabar.
Water fragrance nitrogen.
That's not that.
Uh...
Hm?
Yeah.
Neamamamaw.
Yeah, it is.
Pyrocobalabala.
Pocobalagabala.
My god, I want to get a son of my skin.
I just find that it makes it hot.
I can't read all this shit.
I've gone so much, it doesn't feel like I'm in it.
I feel like I'm under a fucking grill all night.
Make a check.
I can't read all this shit.
He's a little low.
I don't know how.
It's aluminum cloud-free,
paraben-free and aluminum-free.
I have aluminum-free aluminum-free deodorant
Audio doco yeah fancy
How's that possible
Why do you do this sometimes?
I don't fully understand what you're saying.
My little video says the best.
Is it roll on or spray?
Spray deodorant.
I used to use roll on deodorant but
I got it to spray deodorant
and I like it more.
When I close the stream.
Yeah.
How do I watch this in 1080p?
Uh, with your eyes,
duh.
You say no, Deodorant?
Alright, chat. Ready?
Well, you know, that's your choice.
That's your choice.
Sports Deodorant. Have you tried native Deodorants? Yes!
You tried to, show me.
Some people use baby powder for the alright. Oh.
Fuzz?
You want a more canoe?
Let's try it again.
Run on it.
Let's see what's now.
Now!
Hello, hello, hello.
Sandshirt?
We sound shit
How we looking how we feel it
Excuse me, let's go. This is you or does my
What the fuck it's just you
I don't know if it was a fax issue, so is that what you're talking about?
It's sort of the first time we've tried the fifth one.
Okay.
Well.
Okay.
They called you a funky pop.
I'm not a funky pop!
Okay.
I am not a funko pop.
Yeah, it's funkering.
All right.
What?
Yeah, I'm a girly pop.
Not a funko pop.
Same as always.
Never change anything.
Do we go back to yours now?
Oh my god, wait a minute.
Damn, I owe you so many songs today already, we just started.
My goat.
My goat as well.
My goat as well.
The donation tracker. We're not starting at zero today.
We're already at over $600,000.
And you know what? I'm looking at my watch here.
I can't see it through these sunglasses.
It's around 10.
And I know that when I tuck myself into bed tonight,
I can rest positively that we raised a bunch of money.
Now the question is, can you rest easy tonight?
You can if you donate a little.
So just go ahead and grab that AMX Mastercard Visa,
is you got one that's their car I don't care
send it I don't have any credit cards my mom told me not to get any
which day would that be at least don't do it at Tokyo Tower is my advice I am too
so like just go ahead and donate and you can say as for the better this week and
and then luckily when you get paid at the end of the month, you can just do another donation.
And if you don't have any money, if you don't want to buy anything online, just sit here and enjoy the vibe.
Because even you watching and lurking, that's right, you're going caught, that's me, I'm just lurking.
That's okay man, you're bringing visibility to the channel.
I got a bank card, I got a debit card.
People might be like, what's going on over there?
These guys are great.
I got my first debit card.
I'm going to take a look at what they're doing.
And then that in and of itself is massive.
credit card so go ahead enjoy enjoy the festivities today I got debit card more
days of action it's gonna be fantastic once we get on the road I go debit card I
go PayPal but I don't go bet I don't got I don't got credit card even though they
keep sending me stuff saying iron mouse would you like to open a credit card
look how much money you have if you open the card and I'm like whoa wow this is
how much interest you will accrue what they'll
don't mess with me again it's flexing on the bro that I'm not flexing they're
like they're rubbing they're being like look look how much money this card
will have and it's just like I don't want that shit yeah no the wind what's
going on that's not my money why is it cutting in the mouth to begin with though
yeah I'm always pre-approved fuck you okay
I
Don't you mean you might come one area the car has good benefits. What kind of benefits are good for a credit card?
You to build your credit cable get into the box how I do that
How do I build credit?
And why do I have to build credit?
Uh, sounds like it's good for now.
The audio is kind of janky.
Is it really?
No, just everything cash.
Swap both of my friends out. Replugged everything in.
again that's true just get everything cash move around a bunch of people let's
Let's do a little test cycle.
I mean, how does it sound now?
How we do it?
Testing one, two, three, testing one, two, three.
That's your lottery ticket.
Don't play the lottery.
That's a scam.
Don't play the lottery.
That's a scam.
Don't play the lottery.
All right.
Don't play the lottery.
What is some weird issue?
I don't know.
Everybody can pay everything in fooling cash. Yeah, that's like so rare
Ready cars are bad
You're gonna win the credit card game?
I explained it was like in it.
That's too much pressure. That's scary.
Money's bad. Everything's bad. Live in wood.
I'm moving to the woods.
I'm going off-grid yes I'm going off-grid your final 20s cycle I'm returning to my route
Oh wait I can't, I need the internet, never mind.
Never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind, never mind,
the mind best look at that boy great form go to Puerto Rico I heard it's a
tax haven hey thank you Pete bad dammit we see those I've seen some
YouTube videos where it's like words like discover Puerto Rico the place of
of your dreams the tax haven of your dreams I'm tired we're ten days into
this long I am EP you won't matter it's not very good
Oh my god, ow.
What? What?
What the fuck are you taking? Those bars here.
Whoa, narrow chila's art street.
Chila's art street! Chila's art street!
Oh, this looks like the last one.
The lady with the baby carriage is gonna pop up right now!
Excuse me, supermustard.
Classic Google Maps.
Oh my god, look at that lime green house.
What the fuck?
That's interesting.
Really?
Guys, why does...
This is just mere...
Most of the places they cycle around
where it's like...
A town?
It just all looks abandoned.
Everything looks abandoned.
Everything looks like...
It was seen out of the walking dead.
Nobody on the street.
Nobody on the street.
Nobody's around.
Oh, I hate this fuck all the time.
Oh, best.
The Great War Cock-o-Trip won Tullys, but never thought I'd come up.
But that won Tullys is three Espressoes.
Make sure documentary series.
You're two!
The Welsh Bearded Monkey welcomes Premier II, bringing the second Premier to the island daily.
Gambare, Jagecades less than three.
Six Espressoes in the morning is, like, psychotic.
And then the zombies come,
Look out!
Right around the corner, there's gonna be a big group of zombies.
Ohhhh!
Beans!
Look out!
Alright, another day of cycling begins, ladies and gentlemen.
Day 10.
Cool.
Day 10.
Thank you, thank you. I think Walk-In-Dent should call me if they need anybody to do zombie noises.
I'm your girl. You can pay me anything you like.
Whoa!
Whoa! One thousand ordination with honors.
Wooohooooo!
What?
What?
Thanks, man.
The plan is waiting tomorrow.
I'll use my $25 for the course.
I think for the next cycle, if I'm going to get an extra $5
to travel and cycle along for the whole thing.
Yeah, why not?
Oh, yeah.
Felix is gone.
He could only do one day.
I think a lot of people do it, and I have a lot of fun.
And that's OK.
I'm glad that he came.
Thank you so much, Felix, for supporting the cyclathon
and for supporting the immunificity foundation.
Shout out Felix, bro.
Shout out Felix, guys.
I've just tried to cycle along with us, I thought it was fun hearing that progress.
One day is better than no day.
What are we getting up to?
Oh, a portrait!
Thank you.
Bitch lasagna song at one e-
Oh, you know the good day to that.
I'll message everybody, hey, so I'm going to cover your song, Brits was on you.
Squid, I thought that Booty was my famous.
Really? I thought it was Booty.
No.
Black ramen.
Oh, well, I don't know.
Guys, you understand, bro.
My recording schedule for this year is insane.
My recording schedule this year is mental, it is wild, it is crazy, it is very packed.
I never learned of an English, I just I've only ever like...
Duets? Yes. Friends? Yes. Solos? Yes. Covers? Yes. Originals? Yes.
Someone on the chat will know.
YELLOW TAIL.
Collab?
Yeah, the thing was a yellow tail I think.
With people that I never thought I would ever collab with, yes.
Breaking news.
Bake Off has renamed Cake Week after an affable YouTuber named...
Oh, Pelt your Vago.
Yeah, Japan they have so many names.
Spanish originals, yes.
Yes, it English would have like lump them all together because we don't obviously when the words would like
Named or the fish were named. We didn't know those that was variants or whatever. I'm guessing
So in Japan you end up like knowing all the fish I like, but I always forget the English name
Sorry I coughed on you
I mean look I'm not craving it
It's still acceptable to be able to do that at home.
Seen loving the scenery on this cycle.
Thank you.
Here's helping today is another gorgeous city.
Yeah, I hope so too.
Best of luck, lads.
Where are we going?
Nothing's going up.
One of the men wrote.
Ha!
I was at a station you started two years ago.
It's so nice to see the same place again with you.
Hey, Bob, deep down this way.
I love that movie.
Keep up good work.
Oh god I forgot to do my dailies!
Rill me Cookie!
I just forgot to do my dailies.
You don't want to disappoint people at 606 already.
$60,000 off the gold there.
I swam club! Yes!
Huge dude!
What better gifts!
I have to donate for you and Chris to go and look too.
He never.
Chat, Pete is here, so we pay in full.
True.
Time to open those wallets.
Oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog, oog.
I have to go over $29 for a fellow $1,996
a teching political square in watching the DODs
and just saw Rob Demolish a fact-gluzzy so good.
Rob Demolish a fact-gluzzy.
You know it's going to be a good day
when you see Rob Demolish a fact-gluzzy chat.
Amen.
Rob Gluzzy got the link.
I did not get the Saja Boyz today.
Wow, that...
I did not get the Saajibois.
So that's what we have to go over.
Oh, fun.
Goddammit.
That's the mountain that we're gonna...
No Saajibois for me.
But that mountain is nothing.
Compared to what people would see today.
You got all three hundred cookies!
I just got a mirror cookie and a cookie cookie!
Wait, hold on. Let me see if I'll get Zoli Cookie.
I
I need Zoe cookie
Fuck me, I'm never getting Zoe cookie
I didn't get Zoe cookie I'm turning this game off
Well, fuck me I didn't get Zoe cookie whatever don't get it fucking Zoe cookie
God damn it! Me? A problem-toil?
That's not getting paid!
Me? A problem-toil?
That's not getting paid!
Guys.
Cookie Swoop.
Ah, beautiful day.
Ah, it's been so nice to have another good day.
I, uh, definitely the fatigue of cycling every day is starting to kick in.
I'm starting to kick in.
Normally, up until like two days, you know, the fatigue is pretty much there.
But when we're getting close to that final step,
I feel like I regain all energy.
I feel like a peanut bee's waiting. Oh my god.
I took a shower.
I was like fucking...
I was like fucking...
To get in it.
It was not a good bath. I'll say that much.
I took a shower. I needed to, oh my god, the amount of sweat I lost yesterday. Holy shit.
But still, I'm just shitting in a body of water. Something nice about it.
Shitting in a body of water? Shitting in it?
Bath is like, oh, nice.
It's shitting in it?
Still good now.
But everyone keeps telling me it all goes downhill when you're 30, so I guess I'll find out.
You've got Rob the Stardew that broke, if they only knew.
It's all downhill, Chad, apparently.
Oh wow, is it really?
Oh, you guys are exaggerating.
It's actually pretty good right now.
Stardew valley.
I played a little bit.
I went to the...
I made it to the festival
What was the festival called the trucks pass you by the make a winter festival?
I get my my secret Santa was Vincent. I gave him a snail. It was happy
Thank you decided to talk some work buddies to go with me as a team building
Anyway, I'm going alone
The Feast of a Winter Stone!
Yes!
I'm about to enter Spring Year Team!
Oh, yeah.
That's cool.
That's a cool story.
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, really? Wow.
Oh.
That kid loved the snail.
That should be good news. There was no good news.
Spring is my favourite because I get to wipe with my girl Hailey. Oh my god Hailey.
Good luck on day 10 of the day.
Oh fuck Hailey.
Is that the girl that's being to me that says when I'm fucking ugly? Fuck that bitch.
Alright, go ahead.
What, I'm directly in a hurry?
She's always shit talking in my clothes and shit. I can say the same shit about her.
Tired, tired old ass clothes of the air country even clothes. Shut the fuck up.
I think they are based people of that search. Feel like shit happens.
She's alright once you get to know her. You know all the first impressions are important and that's important to me.
So I don't care.
I love forget my first impression of her a Puerto Rican girl never forgets
You can be fake nice to me all she wants. It's what I like to say to a fun man. I just
Not everyone can donate who can watch and a lot of people get motivated to improve their own
Donate plasma to help others, you know, I just I just hope that
Everyone's a little bit inspired to do something
Well, on the Iron Maids.
I married Abigail, I'm gonna be honest, on the current trajectory I'm going.
So far I have the most heart to Elliot and it was a mistake, okay? I accidentally gave him Star Drop Tea.
I actually gave him the Star Drop Tea.
I walked into the fucking bar and he was very boppy a drink. It was this...
It's the big hill for the day.
It was a fucking mistake bro.
I'm not like, dying...
...in the evening.
It was a fucking mistake.
Ah, it's a good amount of energy around this time today.
Oh, thank you very ghastly.
So yesterday I asked Mouse to pick the donation wall.
I'm asking once again for Mouse to pick the donation wall from me.
Fucker
And you didn't listen to me
You didn't listen I can't
Nation for charity to let me know
Hope that our nation will
He's the better bro, I am worried about him, like he literally forgets everything, okay?
Um, and it's $25 minimum to get on the TTS, that's just so that, you know, I have a chance
to talk as well.
Like.
Just a constant TTF.
He literally got him.
Because of a bit of a break.
You make special when someone's in there.
So, uh, there was an agent in.
Um, any mouse models?
Hi, Connor.
Monk here.
Mouse wants a mouse model's world.
Mouse?
He wants a mouse model's world.
How vain.
What?
I just learned that in Japan.
Hey, Mouse.
And monkey.
Hope.
Everyone is having a good day riding the bicycle.
Aside from getting the Huntrix cookies,
I also got Dark Enchantress Cookie as well.
Sorry not.
Sorry three present sharing, Tremina.
What did you get Dark Enchantress Cookie?
I'm sure we'll have to get it ready.
The worm will not win.
I hope not.
It's the worst one.
FTM all.
The model that wins, I will change into it.
for the rest of the day
oh god I think I'm gonna be warm
If the worm I'll be I would be surprised at this point the worm doesn't win
Ask him
The world go round, the world go round.
Money makes the world go round.
It makes the world go round.
Mark a yen, a buck, or a pound.
A buck, or a pound.
A muck or a pound is all that makes the world go round
That clicking clanking sound can make the world go round
If you happen to be rich and you feel like a nice entertainment
You can pay for a gay S.K.P.
If you happen to be rich and alone and you need it
I need to get rich, I need to make for the maid
If you happen to be rich, then you'll find
You are left by a lover, so you're moaning
You grow quite a lot, so you keep noticing
Call a gas, and begin to recover
On your 14th errand yet
Money makes the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Money makes the world go round
Of that we can be sure
On being poor
Thanks for those claps today. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you, Russ.
Yeah.
Yeah, everyone keeps telling me about the Starbucks.
Chris keeps talking about it.
They won the war.
Wow.
and registered losers to help less people with primary immunodeficiency.
Yeah, tunnels! Thank you, my fellow tunnels!
You must rise.
Thank you, my fellow tunnels. Thank you, my fellow tunnels.
Thank you, thank you.
I wonder if I can do a fucking, we both reach for the gun.
I don't think I can though.
Oh there, it's a buffering.
That's much better than a big shit bar now.
Mr Billy fled to the press conference right now.
This town his mouth never moves almost.
Where'd you come from?
Mississippi and your parents very wealthy.
Where are they now?
Six feet under.
I'm thinking one must have a carbonate of sacred heart
Oh my god
When you get here, 1920, how old were you?
Don't remember, then what happened?
I'm an anus, and he stole my heart away
Convinced me to a love one day
Before it's here, I can't believe what you've been through
A cop is moving with Mary, the fellow's broke, see?
Who's from Castley? My ex-boyfriend?
Why did you hit him? I was leaving!
Was he angry? Like a madman?
Until I said for removal, she knew what she was doing wrong
Then described it, he came towards me
With a pistol from my bureau
Did you find him? Like a tiger?
Comprehensible
Up-up-in-friend-free
Hand-simple
It's no different than blow
How you feeling?
Very frightened
Are you sorry?
Are you kidding?
What's your statement?
All I say is
No, my choo-choo, just a track
I give my voice to bring you back
Stay away from
There's a lickser and a man who play provide
That's the dog that gave up on me
Understandable, Understandable
Is it perfect me? Understandable
Comprehensible, Comprehensible
Oh, not a bit, not free, and simple, it's so dependable.
Oh yes, so yes, oh yes, stable, oh yes, stable, oh yes, stable.
Reach for the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun.
Oh yes, stable, reach for the gun, for the gun.
Fuck! Reach for!
The...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Let me down that meter.
I'll reach for this so-so!
Ah ha ha ha!
Holy fuck...
You nearly fucking chopped your arm off!
Oh no!
What? I missed the truck.
Oh my god, I hope you're okay.
Holy shit.
What's wrong with people?
What's wrong with people?
Brutal is the best hellfuckie, yes.
Oh god, now they're freaking back rooming now.
Shit, bros, they're back rooming, shit bros.
We're clipping into the back room.
Help!
Oh, we're not-
We're the cyclists.
Huh.
Oh, shit.
Cycling.
Hi.
Hi. If I could change the world, I'd make it Halloween. Every single day. And we'll also
have world peace. Maybe world peace should be first. World peace and then Halloween.
Wait, wait, wait, let me start over.
Ahem.
Hi!
If I could change the world, I'd make us half world peace, and all through Halloween.
Every single day.
On Halloween you can pretend to be someone else.
Someone else
It's like the internet
Only in person
And with candy
Woo!
When you are the hot one
It's a cool candy
Lookin' what the people wanna see
Once a year I'm not
I dress up and do date
The stars that don't want out who is not me
But it's too hot!
I tell people I wanna be
And sexy
I tell people I wanna be
And hot
Don't like who you are
Then quit that costume shop
Rock the new and different sexy look
Why be so downhearted?
Blast some trash and talk
And drop it to this hot and sexy house
I tell people I wanna be
I wanna be in sexy
I tell you who I wanna be in hot
Be somebody new
Do a ton of transformation
And I'm not a mid-body
Even vegetation
I give you sexy corn
I can do a lot to you
And sexy
A sexy clip from Sexy Jaws catching sexy sharks.
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt on Sexy Rosa Park.
I can be a sexy pirate or a sexy ballet dancer.
I can be a sexy doctor and cure some sexy cancer.
Oh, that's not right, is it?
I can sexy cure some cancer?
Oh, oh no, that's not...
Oh yeah, I can cure sex cancer!
Oh wait, sex cancer doesn't exist!
That means I did it!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Happy Halloween!
This is my damn family.
My name's a dog.
And I ain't take to run the world
because I cannot run it.
I can't be who I want to be
And say, say, say, say, say
I'm, I'm a sexy mouse, done
And I think I'm done
Yeah, whatever, okay
Oh my god.
I'm a sexy mouse.
Holy shit.
That was no joke.
Oh, it's still close.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Suck!
Suck!
Well, wait, let me get the...
Suck!
Excuse me, did you receive my message?
That was so loud.
See my balls!
I'm sorry.
Message received, but now I am dead.
No, don't die!
It doesn't run, which makes it the superior row at...
You're not sorry? How did you know?
Is that said, highway that way?
I don't know if that is a highway.
Let's go down. I mean, it's not basic.
Did it say turn left?
How did you know?
I know everything. What the fuck?
Oh, that was scary, dude.
Oh, I've got some of my life left here.
Wow, what a view.
We were holding our traffic.
There's no cars after us.
And none of the cars before us could go.
The sky looks so clear today.
It's that truck. It's got the shit out of me.
Ow!
Oh, my hand.
It doesn't hurt.
Alright, let's keep it going.
survived a kind of scary tunnel network and we're all on the player for now.
We get lovely country ravers.
I'm sorry I said nothing. Come in there. I was trying to go on the right a second
of it. I was in the left, I thought the right.
That's funny.
She likes Rose. That's cute.
Keep those nations coming.
Bro, what is open today? I almost got hit by a truck, I almost ran over grandmas, like what's going on?
I have to stop that.
Sue me, my friend, day.
Very nice.
Much better than that road.
Have there been stream snippers?
There's been a few stream snippers?
They've all been very nice.
You should sleep. They've all been big here.
to learn to ride a bike finally,
a friend is helping me tomorrow.
I look forward to this each year
and I'm happy to donate to such a great cause.
Collin and Chris, you're both doing awesome as always.
Thank you.
It's good to-
Thank you.
Mod's here.
Walls is ready whenever you need it.
Okay, we'll do the next stop.
Thank you.
It's good to save you this training
because in case maybe you work out,
let me go, oh, fuck!
I'm gonna hit my crotch.
What?
That's for your fun little money game.
Excuse me, chat.
Are we gonna have a problem?
You've got a bin to pick.
You've come so far. Why are you...
Wait a minute, I'm third of a real third of a real third of a real third.
Are we gonna have a problem?
You're gonna bounce a pic?
You've come so far, why are you now pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off.
Everyone in K-Hiraka watch, but I feel it nice.
Here's some advice.
Let that out, biot!
I like looking hot by and stuff,
faking out, I like drinking hot beer.
I like drinking hot beer.
I like drinking hot beer.
I like drinking hot beer.
I like drinking hot beer.
I like drinking hard max and dad's credit card
I like skipping gym scare and her screw in here
I like gillar clothes, cake and nuts, gimme the dolls
If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
Let your mommy bake to you a snack
Whoa!
Before you could come smoke, have some romance coke
In my Porsche with a quarter bag
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Party what you're waiting for
Welcome to my candy store. Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore.
Let's step into my candy store.
Guys, fall at your feet, pay the check, LPG.
All you have to do...
Oh, God, sorry.
That crates not your friend. I can tell in the end.
If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot.
You're right!
Of course, if you don't care, fine, go grade her hair
I forgot to say the shambles line
The street is on
Or forget that creep
And get your mind sure
Let's go care of someone's life
Honey, what are you waiting for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore
Or just step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can bitch and bone
You can live the street
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And get on top like her!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You're much awaited
Shut up, Heather!
What's this?
This stuff!
I'm here to protect you!
Wait, hold on, I'm lonely!
I'm here to protect you!
But you're way too...
Fog and a feather!
Step into my candy store!
I'm here to protect you!
But I'm not lonely, but I'm...
Step into my candy store!
It's my candy store!
It's my candy!
It's my candy store!
It's my candy!
It's my candy store!
IT'S MY KINANTHY STOOOOOOP!
HAHAHAHA
Oh my god, it's been so long since they sang that fucking song.
Holy shit, like literally like years.
Fuck me, Gently with a chainsaw!
HARD NOTS!
Ugh!
Slight hell.
I'm, uh, still haven't really got rid of the...
...black-thick acid from my legs.
Black-thick acid from your what?!
What?
So whenever I get onto a hill, it's still quite difficult for me.
Oh my god, my acid from my legs.
It's a little different.
Zero, thanks so much for the rain.
I hope you had a great stream.
Thanks for the rain.
Love yous.
It's what makes muskles hurt when used on...
What?
That's what it is?
Lactic acid?
Great job, guys.
Keep it up and stay safe.
My sloth they made a headers miss. Oh my god. Yes, they did. They made a headers musical and scored
I'll show you lactic acid
One K don't know you think Gabriella or a tangled a rock scene Maya. Thank you
I need to learn the song.
Even though I think that's one of their better songs.
Yeah, hands off.
Okay, don't hate me, but I know Pinky's Pinky Up is a mess, but it's kind of growing on me.
Is that bad?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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I forgot it here bro.
One monkey.
He is feeling it today.
I want it.
I want it.
Oh monkey.
No.
Oh monkey.
I need water where they go. No
I'll come over
What's wrong?
Bucky
It doesn't give you much a
I'm sorry for not watching you soon for like three years
Execution time!
I'm just kidding. Welcome back.
Yeah, very beautiful.
I'm just kidding. Welcome back.
Oh.
Yeah, I do. I do.
It's very nice.
Off with your hat!
Off with your balls.
How you doing, Ellie?
I'm glad you don't have balls, King.
I, too, am glad I don't have balls.
I too am glad I don't have balls.
I'm sorry for lurking apparently that's something negative now what who said that?
Oh buddy, I don't give a shit if people in that world.
Okay, there's no way to hear me coming.
Who fuckin' did that?
I was shouting to, uh, in a tunnel going up in the comments.
It's just about that we can get out of here.
I hear a lot of Pete-cause crashes,
Pete-cause technical issues.
Dan Countsy.
Uh, also Pete's gonna try to-
Well Dan Countsy!
That's the point.
No!
Did you guys know that lurkers are the backbone of quits?
Which?
You know how many people watch on their TVs?
They can't fucking type in the chat?
Dad, Kratty, you're wrong!
I'm not going to get bad now.
Wait, what's the story?
I heard that if we reach six hundred and twenty thousand,
Nabi and I will bounce on it again.
We'll have to do our normal, we haven't done that in a while.
Okay, let's go take a look at the signs.
Let me make sure I have no idea if my stuff's, are we?
Can you see Paul? Hi Paul.
Hey Chad. Hey wait, this is all going, did you call me Ian?
Okay. Just seeing if this works.
We're back. Okay, so we're good.
the most perilous pass of the
Bokuriku road
ahhhh
I'm an insolvent inside
I don't know if that's what you're gonna need it to do
ahhhh
oh no, it's a railway cut all the way
help, help
how many people in Japan
you know, it's 120 million
very few of them cycle this path along the coast
and experience that
I literally sailed down the most perilous pass
in Hakeru-ku road
Mr. Beast challenge what's million? Well, it's like a sea turtle
Did that fill up the most Paris pass yeah
I'm looking at my...uhhhh...
I'm looking at my...
At my demographics on Twitch
43% of people watch from the web
32% Android app
23% iOS app, 2% other, this is for this week though, and I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna
be honest oh iOS and Android app I think like that doesn't necessarily mean
like your phone all the time
I think Pete goes down and tells us about what it was like and we can watch Pete's screen
but also like maybe you should fix your fucking Twitch app on the phone so that
people can type in the fucking chat because I don't know about you guys but I
can't fucking the the fucking Twitch app is fucking terrible it's fucking
Terrible
To make it a good user experience
Maybe if you don't want people alert maybe you're fucking shit
I couldn't type in chat because it was like perpetually loading chat.
It's broad scene.
It's not happening to me, it's not happening to me, it's not happening to me.
Crunchy audio.
Yes.
My Lord.
I was like, how do you expect me to chat?
Oh, you're ahead of me, I'm full, I'm full back.
I'm watching you from my toilet.
Stop.
Stop.
This is...
Wow, what a beautiful trail. What are they doing now?
Both of them are ahead of ours.
Are you scrunchy? It's because they're walking down the mountain.
Oh, stick case.
Yeah.
Wow. Really?
Oh yeah, the delay on the phone is so bad.
Once I had my phone open and I had switch open on my computer
and the delay between streams was insane.
I was like, what the fuck?
That's kinda cool.
What the fuckings?
It's probably easier than a damn cycle.
Okay, Karna, you were right. Going back up is gonna be...
I'm ready to fill my needs out.
What's the thing at the bottom?
Oh, okay, cool.
Monkey's gonna regret the mountain climbing.
Listen, he's going all this for a good cause.
That's incredible!
One K dono!
One K dono!
I couldn't even see who it's from, but thank you.
God gave us this donation.
Look at this.
610.
610?
6666.
And we get to have a bonus mouse appearance.
650.
And Chris gets a back rub.
Final Fantasy 14 all expansions.
Oh, Indiana Jones
temple of lost fucking kneecaps
the lost fucking kneecaps
was that a George Lucas one?
I can't remember
I've got an idea for a film, Steve
is he Kermit?
Oh hey everybody
I have an idea for a film
Indiana Jones and the journey of the lost fucking kneecaps
takes from the temple
If you were in the original movie
Chris would have died to the Holy Grail
Oh yes, he would have grabbed the most.
One billion percent he would have chose the wrong grill.
I watched that last night.
Indiana Fee.
Let it go.
No!
No!
I won it!
Chris, you would never say this is a carpenter's cup.
You'd go for the most fucking...
I'll go for the fucking Pocari Sweat.
Fuck off.
Oh yeah.
Well, what's this?
A Pocari Sweat?
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Chalices?
Oh yeah.
Wow.
You're gonna tell your kids this is Jumanji 3?
I'm going to eat a legala and she says oh that's the place where the Jade washes up on the shore
That's right. Please bring me a stone back
I was like honey if the Jade just is there all year round I think it would be
Millions of people would just live on the coast so if you see a Jade we're reserving that for my wife
There's Jade here, Jade comes onto the shore, I would like a Jade, when I think of Jade I
think of Jade from the game Beyond Good and Evil, Jade, NO!
I wanna play that game, shit I got the courage to play Beyond Good and Evil.
This looks like a video game, if you step on it, it snaps half way down, and then you grab it and slam that, you grab that ladder.
Go on, Pete, a real man, a real man, a real me.
Rest in peace, people, I'm going to be able to do that game never coming out.
Wow, the abandoned tunnel.
The old, oh yeah, Shirazu tunnel.
Oh, that's scary, what the fuck?
Yo, don't go in there.
Things like that.
This tunnel was carved to build this game.
There was a train over here?
No way.
I used to carry passengers in freight traffic for 53 years
until 1965 when they gave up.
And now it's on paper.
What?
Until 1965.
Numbada numbada numbada numbada
Numbada numbada numbada numbada
It looks a bit moldy.
It goes really far.
Guys, we're going to lose our balls in this tunnel.
Don't go in there.
That's insane.
I think of the old school Playstation game Jade Cocoon.
Yeah, the acoustic's not my guess.
I bet you I could go slightly louder.
Very good.
Ah.
SOOOOOOT!
That's fine.
You see Turbo Granny just running.
Did somebody say sex?
That's true.
It is. Oh, jeez.
Wow.
Did he clip the mic or who?
Did he clip the mic?
I think, uh, no bleeding ears.
Okay.
I think he's pretty far though.
Maybe like two kilometers?
Never get a kilometer
What the fuck is a kilometer? It's pretty far out
Today we're gonna find Peter's son
It's a Macy tradition
What oh god they got him turbo
No brother.
This thing.
You can get diamonds.
My son's no drooling baby.
Okay.
Look at the water.
It's so beautiful.
The greatest gamer.
Emerald Green.
Emerald Green water.
I would like to see the water, please.
I wanted to swim so bad.
Okay, the camera.
That does not look Emerald Green.
emerald green
you're going to find some jade?
he's up on the beach
i know, my wife made that very clear
can i go check for him?
come back on your shield without him
let's go to the shore please!
let's go to the beach please!
green mossy stone
that's got an 8xx on it
i'm gonna take a look
do i have time to go down there?
excuse me
yeah
i would also like a z
absolutely terrifying
oh god
a lot of stairs
oh very steep
I would also like a jade please
there's somebody in the center that mouse wants
wow
oh my god this is so steep
it is exactly for this reason that I
I so enjoyed going out with you guys
now on jade please
you get all these awesome shots
I would have never experienced this dude walking back up is going to be
Jade please.
One Jade.
One Jade for me please.
Just stunning.
Wow.
I remember Paul.
First Jade is mine.
I think Jade is mine.
Okay.
Can I get one too?
I'll like the Jade please.
Okay, this one is a bit tricky.
I mean, what does it sound like?
Mouse wants one jade, too.
I, too, would like a jade.
Alright, let me set you guys up.
Oh my god, this is like a bit to wash up on shore.
shore when you wash up on shore in f**king...
It's not slightly perilous.
Alright, see how he taught me how to use this.
Well, these stones are like f**king old-shaped.
By the ocean, right?
Oh, the tides.
F**king rust, f**king the forest.
They're like so satisfyingly round.
Silky, silky smooth.
Alright, just don't let that fall forward.
Yeah, all these rocks are really nice.
F**k.
Now a J.P.
That's a move of taking a stone in Japan.
Is that a game?
You get a J.
Does he find his keepers?
No, first go to J.P.
I would like one J.P. please.
You get a pick.
Yeah, true.
Mouse wants a J.
Hurry up, speak.
Most hairy let's go.
Haku de kyu.
Haku koku.
This guy's a fisherman out here.
Haku Koko.
This is a shiny rock.
That is a shiny rock.
It's not quite jade.
I feel like it's man's destiny to pick up a rock
and chuck it into the ocean.
Yeah, let's do it.
That's not fun.
It's just a simple thing.
It's like rolling a boulder down a big hill.
Yeah.
What if I actually went to Christmas like that?
I'm more interested in fossils than jade.
It's a fair play.
I'm not going to find any jades.
They're very beautiful.
I can see your head.
I'll keep you there closer and closer to the shore.
Well, I wouldn't be very smooth to sit on.
Oh, God, sir, they're facing me.
Back to the van.
How do these rocks get here?
Because almost there, they didn't wash off them.
Yeah.
Too heavy.
Uh...
I'm going to the beach because you know, you know rocks like coin pushes.
pushes. Imagine that, but nature's version very fit.
And the beach is quite a sharp drop off.
Can you see if I can't move the hooks?
It looks tasty.
Sorry guys. I love to taste.
I love these rocks.
That's a wide angle, right?
There you go.
Yeah, that's a pretty... pretty...
pretty rough mix of grace.
Is that okay?
You guys see alright?
I don't know if they might have jade in them, but...
There you go.
How the heck are we gonna walk back up?
Oh fuck. That's pretty steep.
There's the aid.
Pulls down the bike.
I like to ask them off from the rocks.
They're way to go, where it wouldn't take over for me forever.
They're a wizard stick of sorts.
No Jade.
I'm looking.
They didn't even look.
What do you mean? They didn't even look, bro.
They didn't even look.
I'm looking for jade
There's no jade here
Perfect funny painted green and give that to you keep
Do you think I could skip this once
Do you think I'm gonna throw it so far to my side, I think you're different
You feel different. I don't have a good foot hold. I just want one skip
This is freaking heavy, though.
Yeah.
Keep farming.
He pulled his shot immediately.
You need to get close to the water.
It needs to be flat, right?
Yeah, it's like, well, I love what they think.
They're going to find a dig.
A real man is not me.
There's a green stone.
Kind of, though.
OK, wait.
Is he talking about the bear?
Oh, yeah, I see.
Here?
It's Jade.
No.
It's the scrab.
That doesn't Jade.
It's the scrab.
Jade.
You gotta crack the rocks open.
Hypocomo stands in one spot,
looks for five seconds,
and states they can't find something,
and gives up.
It'll be kind of fun surfing, though.
Yeah.
Why up on the rocks?
This would be the most dangerous beach in the world to surf on.
Fall off and smash down on the rocks.
Gotta crack the rocks open.
Here is a grip.
Oh.
Those guys fishing are probably looking at them like,
what the fuck are they doing?
Jade.
Jade salad.
I think the ones I saw on the internet,
you have to go to like along the coastline,
like where it's a beach.
This is a beach.
This is a beach.
Not perilous.
The sand is probably under all the rocks.
Awesome, that big one.
This is gonna be a big one.
I don't think they know where Roger looks like that.
Ah.
Come on.
Very beautiful.
Whoa, shit.
I was trying to find a jade. Give me my mom.
Yeah, I'll tell my wife that we gave it our best.
It's gonna be inside the fucking rock world.
I found an English woman and she'll be crushed one next to her, too.
Did you trade it for like an Elgin boss?
Is there a missed door at the end of the tunnel?
I think they think that it's gonna look like that, you know, it's gonna look like that, like, like greenish.
The slowest fire reference, you know.
I know, smooth stuff.
I went Elven Ring, Silky Silky Smooth.
Why don't you go through the rea-
I think it's gonna look like crosses jade.
The waves are cut down half.
Someone's cut this one open.
That's how you find out if it's jade.
You gotta put it.
Is there a shine on it?
It's pretty nice.
This one I'm gonna hide so that only mother nature can have it.
right I'm a shot watch how pinpoint my I'm aiming for like this egg-looking gray
rock I okay that's I just like some other nature well back to mother nature
I'm very surprised I haven't heard Pete say something about this Minecraft server looking
like Kansas, where's the ice wall?
Oh, that one was nice after all.
Oh, that one slipped.
That one went back on you.
So here's the one, you get a little backspin, right?
Okay, that one just went back towards us.
Oh, that was cool.
Let me try one more. Here we go.
You're launching it.
It's going to grab, take it open, gets out of it.
Wow. Oh, whoa, look at that one.
Hey, did you see that?
That was cool.
Now I'm standing at like 200,000 points in Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
Oh, look at this one.
Yeah.
Oh, there it's jammed in there.
Oh, that's very well.
Let me just take this one.
These rocks are so pretty.
Oh, that one broke.
These are all such pretty stones.
Shall we?
All right.
That was fun.
That was fun.
I would take some of them.
Another memory for...
I'll take some stones.
All right, guys.
We showed you some awesome rocks.
I always like getting stones.
Stones.
Some real blades.
Shard of...
Oh wait, I want to do a Dendop Shard. That looks fun. Do you know his other lines?
Run, Bigfoot.
I am the keeper of the sacred flame of the law, wielder of the ancient fire!
You shall not pass!
There you go. I'm scared of all the locals, because I'm a piece of shit.
You know my memory? He knows bull.
Yeah.
Oh, they're chilling. They're fishermen. They've probably enjoyed the show.
No, I'm...anything for charity.
The British is British. He thinks anyone is a disturbance.
Well, it's once a year I get to break every sound law in Japan.
So much anxiety and scared of Pete.
Oh that's a hot list dude, look at that one.
It's almost the chest I want.
And now our trek back up begins.
Ready?
Do you want to go ahead of us or behind us?
This thing is harder than I thought to connect.
Sure.
This will not be fun.
There we go.
Oh, good heavens.
This is a mistake.
Me embarrassing myself.
This is a mistake.
This year in a row.
Oh yeah, my life's over.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
200 meters.
See you guys tomorrow.
Oh no, we can't make it back up.
I don't know.
What's he doing?
How are we going?
For most people these stairs alone are a daily workout.
Well, that's a struggle.
We're doing a stepple climb.
I think it's worth it.
Where's the stunt helicopter?
They're very steep stairs.
walk all those steps in five minutes less than five minutes I would zoom up
all those stairs well I like throwing rocks so that was nice
I'd zoom it all
how are you looking at me like that
Oh, that was a big one.
Check my cramp.
Just...
Why do we do it, Chaucer?
He's breaking it. I don't know. I don't think so.
You can always hear him before you see him.
Oh.
Oh, cute.
I'm on good occasion.
These are really steep paths as well.
And you've got quite a bit of hill.
As always.
I'm going to lie down and let this go.
It's P.O.K.
That's the size of a cent.
It is hard.
That people and I make it come on Pete
This is a good job
Good job, Rose. I'm man chooses
I'm man chooses Pete if the pool added
84 kilos of pure man shoes
I have to carry this thing up there would you kindly
Oh my god!
This is way up high!
Guys, thank you so much for the raid! I hope you're alright!
That's true.
Thanks for the raid! Thank you!
Thank you. Would you kindly have a nice day?
Do you know the Duke?
Yeah.
Would you kindly?
That's beautiful!
Hello everybody!
Hi! We're still during...
We're still in Cyclothon.
Uh, I am, I am those.
Okay.
And we're checking out Psycho-Mom, which, uh, we do every year to raise money for the
music business of my day, guys!
Which self is wise?
This way helpful?
Would you kindly enjoy the next 24 hours of your life?
Come on up and rest.
Average viewer experience.
You found the what?
Cyclotron.
Not cycline right now.
Oh yeah, great.
Oh no, the cyclotron!
I'm climbing that.
Okay, let me try to keep my sexual moans to myself.
What?
What the fuck?
Makes people smart and they do a fucking hike.
I'm sorry for like 80 kilometers but not us.
Sorry.
Welcome to Jurassic Bike.
Small?
What?
I thought it was it.
That was it.
So it was done.
What's that all?
They could try on as different as they could find.
Fuck.
Birds are perfect.
Scripted cinema.
Okay, I thought I was gonna do that.
What the fuck?
What just happened?
Get ahead so I don't keep breathing and pause here.
Definitely a nice, fun, and cycling shoes.
Happy?
Credit?
Come on, front.
That's cool at least. Look at him.
He looks like he's retired already.
He's slowly becoming Winston Churchill.
You even buy a collection for me?
I'll get you a...
Hey, Mo-Lin-O for a purpose of...
Wow, the views are stunning.
That was atmosphere stunning.
Everything's stunning.
So stunning.
Was that us?
Jesus, how's it a year ago?
Anybody got an updated number? Please tell me we're at 6...
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, I've been there.
I'm sure.
Here.
I'm sorry.
Okay, two minutes and we'll do this.
We'll leave the stick for the next person.
Hold it.
I'm sorry, I just didn't think about it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I just didn't think about it, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, 1K donor, let's go.
You're at the top of the hill now.
Another 1K?
Good.
Whoa.
Holy cow.
Two 1K donors.
I'm so sorry. I'm going to give 1K donor.
I started thinking about it randomly. I'm so sorry.
The C think of the 25 Sean friends the hundred dollars
So quack
Happen in zilting the hundred all the nation anonymous 10 numbers 200 cast
Alessia 10 makes it each 100 Daniel again. I'm so full though. I'm sure
I'm sure
Blueprints, Strawberry Dreams.
Dude, seriously, thank you.
Daniel.
Thank you.
Crazy.
Sweaty.
Last night, every time I kept trying to go to bed,
and by last night, even this morning,
I kept thinking about general arm.
Over and over again.
Over and over again.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Oh my god, where is it?
Open the door.
So, more importantly than these kilometers, we're at 6'12", 6'11".
That's what happened now, because 6'12", no need to kill 6'11".
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
We moved back to the safe.
And then he would actually hate this idea.
I'm going to eat fucking food, don't you fucking lie mate!
You're fucking lying mate!
Let's get the 620 to be safe now.
You don't want to see an angry crest, trust me.
So, I like what we've started. We started in the 587s.
And now we're cresting, we're mellowing.
I showed you guys...
Actually I didn't show you anything.
Paul and Connor had the camera to show you guys.
Medical geneticist here?
Mouse, do you know the gene causing your immunodeficiency?
EIC, TACI, NFKB, LRBA?
Oh, I don't know.
I wish I could tell you.
The second best time is right now.
So just do it. Get the wallets out.
You know it's going... That's right. I hear it.
I hear it. As you do the God Almighty talking to me,
you're going to make this goal.
No, it's definitely TTS. Okay, Brian.
It was Brian.
I don't have a medical record in front of me.
Oh.
But today, the magical number of 6666
is going to be reached because mouse promised a walk-a-thon.
We're getting closer to a million.
We're making progress today.
But these guys have big expectations.
I'm sure you can Google it.
They look at what they've done, and they're not satisfied.
It's like Chris at a buffet.
He's so explicit.
I think it's like, I have more.
It's different.
So we need you to do that, too, all right?
Like, we're very, very proud of it.
I don't think it's like a singular issue.
I think it's like, it's different.
It's not like a single gene caused it
from what I remember.
I could be wrong though.
I don't think mine is cause I'm not really sure if if if I knew for sure I would say I don't like speaking on stuff that I don't
I don't know
Because at the end of the day, I never I've never visited a geneticist to check
But from my understanding, I think
Mine is like more complex than just like a single gene
I think it's very rare that it would be a synergy because CVID is kind of like it's
It's one of those like...
It's such a like, uh... complex... problem.
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH MY INTERNET TODAY? AHHHHH!
Bruh, a twitch!
Blah blah blah.
Oh my god, now it stopped loading.
What the flip?
Look, the page like literally doesn't load.
Look!
I'm not fucking kidding.
Oh my god, feet, foot, feet.
I, I, I, I could lose my last foot loose.
Okay, yeah, how the fuck are we still here?
Hi Genesis T, we ran the tests
and it turns out you are Puerto Rican.
Oh my god, I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it, Brad.
I fucking knew it, Brad.
Hey guys, don't tell anyone
but I got us free iron mouse, but it's a little messed up.
What the heck?
What the... what is happening?
Oh my god the internet not working.
Internet melting.
How am I still here?
And Twitch isn't working.
Is it my computer?
Let me restart my browser.
What the fuck?
This is so weird.
Oh my god, when I reached, when I closed, my browser said this operation could not be completed.
oh my god bro it's literally twitch is just not working it's only twitch like
everything else works
like I can't even look at my dashboard
I'm Mel.
I'm melting.
Hello?
What happened?
What the fuck is going on?
I did that already!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I thought I just said it was fun.
You're gonna do great.
I think that the good news is,
is in a given day,
you're probably active Cal,
you're probably active Cal,
What the heck is happening is it just me
Oh no just kidding never fucking mind
Oh just kidding never fucking mind silly me how did I think that I could that day that
this would work. I don't know what it is. Is it twitch? I think it's twitch because I
can't. I'm having problems accessing twitch like no joke. Damn you say the twitch app
sucks one time and they cut your axis off, huh?
I want to get to the end of one piece.
Oh, thank you.
Maybe I should stop singing pinky up.
Unfortunately, you are short, so you get short bandwidth.
Ahhhhhhh.
The big truck.
615 already. Damn.
10 o'clock in the game to get lunch guys. 625.
We can put it on the board.
Yes.
Big deal.
Oh. Oh big deal.
Oh. Oh big deal.
Oh big deal.
Oh big deal.
Oh big deal.
Oh no.
Are we still melting?
Are we still melting?
Guys, are we still melting?
Are we still melting? Yes? What the fuck bro?
Yep, let's send it boy
I
Go Chris
Thank you
Thank you
Oh
Geez what the fuck was that
All right, let's get it
Insanity long
Another tunnel.
SIX!
Oh my legs.
That is one scary sounding tunnel.
I can't.
I think it's SIX!
SIX TRUN!
It's such a cost.
Um, thank you.
Yup.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You can't see a thing because we're in a fucking tunnel!
Luckily there are cows behind us. One cow behind us.
uh
It's not as dark as it looks on camera you've got sunglasses on Chad you see you know
Oh
Lovely
Maybe was the Gemalarm of the Gem along video, I mean I need to stop playing Gemalarm
That run will terrifies me
I'm gonna be right behind you.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
GTS is off? Oh, shit.
Oh, it wasn't me. Woohoo!
Thank goodness, it wasn't me this time.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me this time!
I don't know why the screen is so scuffed.
Fine.
Here's the blood.
Maybe it's, maybe it's the world trying to tell me to get off.
Sorry chat, it was me. I tripped on the internet cord.
WEEK ALL WEEK!
Chat, I have to mute really quick. I have to hear something.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god dammit they won today yeah me too
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
What's up?
Yeah, I mean, they're dead. They're dead.
Holy shit!
Yeah, that'd be nice.
I feel like I can breathe again.
I feel like I can breathe again!
Holy shit, it sounds so good!
This is to bring me to an even $1,500 because I'm so sleepy.
I feel like I can break and breathe!
Holy shit!
Let's fucking go!
We're back on track now!
Oh my god!
I'm so sorry for scaring you guys I hope you guys weren't worried.
I'm sorry for scaring you guys I hope you guys weren't worried.
I'm sorry for scaring you guys I hope you guys weren't worried.
Given the last time I did this on stream.
Oh wow really?
It seems to be on the facts.
Yes.
Our local tourist trap is a screech in.
We make tourists take a shot at bad luck, say a nonsense phrase, and kiss a dead
codfish.
What?
Wow.
We found some pretty good.
I can't wait to kiss a fish.
Something you guys gotta figure it out.
You guys got like phones or anything?
You were dancing, it's not a bro. I can't...
It's a bob. You can't help but nod your head along to the bob.
It's a bob, bro.
I wish I could play it on stream, but I can't.
It's taking everything in me not to play it by accident.
You're leaking a bit this I cannot unfortunately I will I am not allowed
But I can tell you you will be hearing it very soon like sooner than you think
It's gonna happen you're like what when did you do this?
When did you do this and how?
Why?
What? Oh how is this possible?
I am not sure.
Look at those Germans there.
Other people there.
Don't know what they are going to be.
Oh, mouse models.
Yeah, let's get it ready.
Mass model donal.
You ready mods?
You have to buy one of your favorite model of mouse.
In a single time?
Is it very early?
Will it get money for charity?
We'll see.
My husband wants to know if the rat king will ever cycle with you.
There you go.
I don't think Kato does much cardio there, not to see him, but I need to check in with
him.
We're going to drag him to do some cardio.
Flat?
We are ready.
But no, we can check in for lunch.
Check the pinned message for the name of the models.
All right, there you go.
All right, begin the donation.
We can check the pinned message for the name of the mortals.
Alright there you go.
Alright, begin the donation wall in...
What?
Oh shit, the war's starting?
It's starting when it's open, and we'll do 30 minutes.
Oh god.
The war.
Nobody's gonna donate because nobody's gonna participate in the war.
There's nobody cares.
Oh look at that.
Look at the way the wind's blowing.
That's a tailwind.
It's a very rare thing.
No one cares.
No one cares.
Reversed Psycho-Cology!
Psycho-Cology!
1135!
War never changes.
No one's gonna come out, nobody's gonna come to my party.
Nobody's gonna come to my party, no one.
No one's coming to my psychocology party.
No one's gonna come to my psychokology party.
Will you come to my psychokology party?
Aras.
Love the worth of things for the idea.
Incredible job.
Thank you.
So you can have a walk.
Dickery, dickery, doc.
Three mice ran up a clock.
The clock struck one,
and the other two got away with minor injuries.
Hickory dickory punk.
Hickory dickory punk.
Sorry, appreciate that.
Oh, look at me, my body is in this face
I want to connect with you, I want to make you my world
Your poison is my medicine, I'll give it to you
I want to know
Your darkness is my light
I want to love you, so smile
What's winning me?
Oh, shit!
You're motoring. What's your price for flight?
Bootyful, boys, ride on.
Bootyful?
Okay, just wanted to say thank you for all the work you and Chris have put in.
And with that, Daniel will need to go to sleep.
What the fuck?
Damn, underworld bodies.
Demon princess.
Be even friends there.
There are many goodness coming in but which one will be?
The Nectar.
There it looks like Worm ain't gonna fuck you in.
No one can tell me it is not the most iconic.
What?
And poignant models to ever model a Deledale.
We don't know about that yet.
Cyber Mouse is such a pretty model easily my favorite.
Oh, you...
Joe...
What would I say I'll have to spend it?
Oh, damn, where does it go?
Worm Lover's are broke.
Oh, Worm Lover's.
Oh, Worm Lover's.
Keep your fingers coming, boys.
I want to know which model is the most greatest mouse model.
It is the definitive choice based on monetary amount.
You'll decide here and today which model is the greatest.
There is no need for any other model.
What?
to swap to it right now. That is true. That is true. Oh nice. Hell conquered for now.
Oh shit, 620! Let's go, dude!
Underworld goddess? Oh my god!
Small Gremlin Queen.
Small Gremlin Queen.
Good choice.
I give vintage.
In truck man's moth.
Oh shit, pink moth rock.
Ah, yes.
A good choice.
Fine selection.
Cotton candy mouse for the win.
Oh, cotton candy!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bam!
The Witch of Twitch.
Worm Mouse is creeping up.
Worm Mouse is built.
I don't know if it's top and index no way it is
I don't even tell when it's so nice
Man mouse, novel index
Sort by popularity
Holy shit it is what the fuck
Witch of twitch
A witch of twitch
I just noticed all the models move when you hover over them.
What the fuck?
Since when has this been a thing?
GbDecorat, the milling mouse with the jupfnet extended.
Oh, yeah!
GbDecorat, damn.
Plushy Mouse S2, the realism of twerking is the best.
No, I hate that one.
That choice.
He hates the plushy one?
Oh, no.
Was going to make a different pick, but then Mouse said Worm wasn't going to win.
So I'm saying Worm.
What the fuck?
oh wow wow I'm Maria Frost one K donation for the mouse worm oh no come on
putting model of this rise up oh my god worm mouse is now in front of this
mouse the word holy one they don't know
holy that's got a woman what the fuck is that tunnel up a giant fucking hill
another tunnel
Underworld Goddesses because it's like I'm my smeg evolution from the G-Mon.
True.
Decorum is just super cozy.
That's true, and I like being cozy.
I'll spam that one.
What?
What's wrong with me spamming it?
Underworld Goddess.
Good choice, good choice.
British.
And no one votes for Iron Mouse Hot Dog.
Worm Mouse will not be beaten.
Worm Mouse is best mouse.
No bicycle pedestrian. I'll read a detour.
Tunnel next to it. Yeah, so we cross over here.
cross over here
no one
you've got your sister walking
plushie mouse 2 was the most cursed thing when she threw it back
it is first ear into my brain all i can do is vote for it
no
it's our time
world mouse riser
i am worm ftw
underworld worm? what the fuck would that even look like?
people love the decor should be I would say that princess but I'll always be
partial to the old G season one 2020 model
holy shit
the worst one I ever saw
what a recon pudding mouse
what a recon pudding mouse
oh that's a good model
I'm looking at like
plantain mouse
plantain mouse
hot dog mouse
oh yeah hot dog
Don't be bored of the hot dog mouse!
You got Radiator Mouse?
Yeah, because Mouse loves being cozy with that model.
Yeah, Mouse loves that mouse.
Iron Mouse Hot Dog.
What's wrong with that?
Can I go be cozy?
Yeah, can I go be cozy?
Wait, I literally said that a while ago.
What's wrong?
Oh, wow.
Damn.
shit $1500 an ancient for never ending food
putting copper cat version does so hard
worm mouse
what the fuck
we all love mouse when she is a worm
so she would love us if we were worms
and someday she will be able to do the worm like
Scotty Too Hotty
hot dog of mouse
very nice
I'm looking at the index and I'm looking at my season 1 model and it's like
like Jesus who come so far. I won't attract the worm. We've come so far Rhys. Worm mouse.
In fact I love her mostly as a worm. Worm gang. People love the worm, oh my lord. I don't
want the worm that way. I don't want the worm that way. It comes so far Rhys. I don't
want the asshole. Come on guys. Come on. I'm so torn and I'm sorry mousey. But
Swarm all day
Yeah
You know what you know what though I was I was looking at like
I was looking at Muscle Cup and then as I was looking at it I was like man I love Lolita
fashion so much and then I was kind of like sad because my 4.0 model the outfit is not
like Lolita at all and I was like why didn't I just go with Lolita for 4.0 but I'm happy
with it anyway because the outfit is cute anyway.
So I've already voted for Underworld Goddess but I also have a special place for her season
two models so this is for most season two. Hey you can vote both.
Nelson you can't. Welcome baby mouse. What is baby mouse?
The fuck is baby mouse?
That's the cycle lane?
It's going in a tunnel on your guy.
Rare vote for Ness after plus.
A hidden gem to be found.
You know, that's not the only model I used, you know.
Everybody thinks that I just used one model.
I used so many.
I used, like, I would often stream
as like, the characters from that,
what's the name of that show?
That Japani Park show.
They use nothing but like, free models.
I use like, every single Japani Park models.
Here we go.
Scuffed mouse.
Scuffed mouse.
Hey Connor, my girlfriend and I
are visiting Japan for the first time.
I want a little of the green hair.
Yeah, it starts as being the one.
How about a warmers break?
Stuffed mouse, this is a deep pool trail.
Yeah, why are you hearing so fast?
Is there a model you cannot use due to license issues?
It's a very decorous, freaky lick that gets this big.
Not really.
Like, Sega let me keep the models that I got made for AX last year.
I still have them.
Yeah, it's almost fell.
I normally feel it against you, like somewhat, if there's no wind.
But it's beautiful.
We deserve this.
The wife would jam out of all.
So I was told I couldn't I couldn't use the waifu-jam model, but guess what? I got it remade and I'm using it now.
So eat my phone.
One vote for the push-mouse.
Oh, it's 15 minutes remaining.
We were gonna, so it's so crazy because like we were gonna use the original model from the video
and then when I gave it to the person the the person was like this has no bones in it.
We need to make the model from scratch.
most current status and I'm like what what do you mean it has no bones had no
fucking bones I love some booty those bones now we we're getting remade and
there's gonna be bones in it I don't know if it's in season back
I don't know, that's what I was wondering how the fuck they animated it, but I had no fucking bones.
Reminds me of her fallout in New Vegas run, which was very enjoyable.
I gotta play that game too.
Gotta play Stalkers first.
They turned me into a Yelly.
Oh yeah.
number one one mouse three thousand three hundred dollars number two underworld
goddess one thousand three hundred dollars number three decor a one hundred
and seventy six dollars number four plushy mouse s2 one hundred and thirty
five dollars number by which is which one hundred and twenty five dollars
okay so underworld friends you gotta step up you step up we have some time left
Can we please do the underworld instead of the math?
One.
The worm was so overused.
Ah ah ah ah!
You like the worm worm?
What the fuck, Greg?
Cycle, cycle, cycle, monkey, monkey, monkey.
Cycle, cycle, cycle, monkey, monkey, monkey.
Racing princess, it has great personality.
That's true.
She has two great personalities.
Great personality.
Decora.
I gotta figure out how to do it while cycling.
Dude, I gotta figure this out.
I gotta help the different princesses win.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
I don't want to wonder when.
I adore a phalons.
Oh, nice, nice.
I love you!
I love you!
I'm Dora!
The stretchy rose!
I love the mouth of the clock!
True, it's a good one!
Keep going boys!
What if I drop a thousand dollars right now on the Korra?
I'm a bee-tuber, I'm a bee-tuber!
Hey, are you a bee-tuber?
What if I drop a thousand dollars right now?
On the core of...
Well, I don't have to change.
true one that is special place in my heart is demon christmas mouse oh
goddess
underworld goddess yes
you two died from the one with the puke you from when she was explaining
Wang Vigilion to Michi also left stomach left stomach Coneo Carajo oh my god
Stomach!
What does that mean?
We're nearly close to 625.
Walking Stomach.
I'll get the mcconnor please.
Wait what?
He's played that game before.
The voice game?
Lifeline?
He's played it before.
It's like weather conditions.
He actually beat it.
He actually beat it. I will never play that game again.
I will end my life in my grasp.
So glad y'all was for our...
BAAAAA
So good, dude!
Aw, beautiful day!
Aw, so nice.
Feels like you deserve this.
I am donating again.
To say you guys are awesome.
Thank you!
I spit out by snacks laughing when you guys tried to row row row your boats.
Hey, I'm an extra viewer.
when he cycles up hill the hill starts reconsidering its life choices
psychist emoji smiley face emoji
I don't know about you but boneless mouse is a five
Hey, 625, 625 boys, let's go!
Hell yeah man, beautiful day, beautiful day, 625, 625, we got this bread, 625.
Thanks, 25.
Well, fog's actually down, still.
Number one, the purple one with the British accent. Number two, Angel Formos.
What?
Are you?
Booby!
Are you?
Yeah, I guess I surely.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
Okay, surely.
Wow.
This is a Japanese Alps, right there.
Obviously not as big as the Alps, but still.
Very striking and impotent, and on the last.
And around those Alps is where we did RV trip number three.
Yeah, three of them.
Oh my God, I don't want to use Boobies' model.
I don't want to use his model, no!
Uh, four?
Why don't you four?
Yeah, three, three.
There's someone recently diagnosed with autoimmune conditions.
Thank you, guys.
Any Hokkaido bucket list recommendations?
Supermod mod card.
Thank you, Connor and Chris, for continuing
the annual cycle of fun.
Good night, viewers.
We'll be in Iron Mouth.
Lake Toya Hillbomb.
Another sweet widescreen.
Best ice cream.
pudding mousey.
It's best gelato, you might find.
I don't know either, in my opinion.
It's got a killer view of Maniote if you get lucky.
Every time I've gone recently,
perhaps like three times I've gone,
did not get a view.
Lake Toyahill Farm, the ice cream shop
where you can get a view of Maniote.
And they've got exceptional ice cream.
Come get to Cornmadride.
It's your doctor.
He answers.
Yes.
So you've been diagnosed with too much
Boo-Boo Chicken, please peddle responsibly.
Okay.
It does feel very long ago.
Genderswap, mouse, and boobie? Oh my god, what would that even look like?
What would that even look like, bro?
What the fuck would it look like?
Yeah, we used to go very fast normally.
Something painful like this.
Every day.
My top three are number 308, Thani.
Number 2, Copper Cat, number 11,
the land reject iron miles,
love CD, or donate.
Thank you.
Favorite model?
You mean she doesn't commission a new one
for this brand?
I don't.
Good tires.
You know, I actually slowed down on getting models.
I don't know if you guys have noticed.
I have my laggies.
I have slowed down.
What a beautiful industrial looking building.
I don't get a bottle of that big shrimp.
I'm slow down.
So I'm guessing we're getting into our next town now, really.
It looks like we're in New Zealand.
New Zealand town.
We're pushing for watermelon. So I'm guessing they go
to watermelons here.
We hang out too much.
I think we hang out too much.
That's it.
That's it.
Key and water from New Zealand.
Watching the stream while I did plasma for the first time.
Thanks for all the good work.
Thanks for doing the plasma.
Be safe.
What? We going straight?
Straight into the gutter mate.
Okay.
They had a picture for watermelon for this town.
That's just how best these are, I guess so.
I guess so.
Yeah, I wonder if it's fair to water now, must be.
It's 12 o'clock.
12 o'clock?
Not quite.
Torch us out for the boys! Torch us out!
Oh shit, I see my meds shit.
Oh yeah, what about this?
What do you need?
That's all I'm gonna fuck you in!
Beach, beach, across.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
We have a bit of a strong tailwind.
It's quite, quite a... oh, oh.
Is your foot loose now?
You should just get in the middle of the road.
Pee-poo-pee!
You're a valid Pee-joe.
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
All right.
That's a very allegedly cycle, don't you think?
Did you see the meme that both, wait, both send me a meme?
Where'd both send me?
Cough cough cough
These kind of towns are the towns you would just never-
Oh my god!
AHAHAHAHAHA
No way
You know, you would just-
Is it this?
On the highway, which normally is a bit more inland
So you wouldn't really come through towns like this
That's why the second one's quite calm
Is it this one?
Cool, I'll show you what's in the pool
AHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, what do I get up to?
It seems that the war has about wrapped up.
The war was too powerful. God damn it.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Hello?
What?
Can you open the door please?
Or what?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
What do you mean?
I don't know, I just...
I don't know what you want, man.
The door.
Or what?
I will fuck the door.
I'll get out of my house.
Open the door.
Who's in there with you?
Leave my house.
Open the door.
Hey, what do you want?
Can you leave my house please?
This is my door.
Yeah, I don't know you.
My name is motherfucker. Open the door. This isn't my door.
Well, do you understand memes?
Oh, wow, really?
Oh my god, do you think he knows that he's a meme now?
Clota till our bridge. I think he knows. I'll get CP'd again. Which is always a joyous occasion
I think he knows he's a fucking mean bro
I think he's in he is in jail he's arrested
I swear I thought that was fake. I can't believe it was real. The world mass probably won. He's a real criminal
Unless somebody does a last second snake
I
You can't believe people thought it was fake bro. Come on bro like I
Swear to you. I thought it was fake. I
There I
Don't know. I just thought this isn't there's no way this can be weird. We're a demon slayer shirt. Come on now
The roses on which of twitch are so beautiful
True
Okay
Number one were must $3,350
Number two under world goddess $1,345
Okay
Solid
Number three decor a $201
Okay, not bad
Not a bad result
Mama
Congrats Wyrm. Congrats Wyrm and Jaius.
The Wyrm win?
You won.
Oh, she...
The democracy has failed.
This is democracy manifest!
Wyrm didn't win.
Damn it!
I know she'll rig it.
I should have made all donations to Wyrm half-bump powerful.
This is democracy manifest!
Oh god I got fucking head sanitizer in my mouth!
I have time to decide our lunch for the day now.
I forgot what to give for lunch.
Bro, only me bro.
Only fucking me.
Get your hands off my penis!
Love it, look at that blank check.
Is that 625?
Get your hands off my penis!
625?
Oh my god sir what's up Mr. Ian I'm just kidding I won't do it either original
Get your hands off my penis!
No, we could recycle the next one.
It's probably not too far, I shouldn't have said that.
It's close to here.
Okay.
She's cycling.
She's cycling.
We're down in your state.
We're up to the cycle.
Really?
You're on my staff.
Only glad penis.
Get your hands off my penis!
So, 625,000 on the floor.
Majestic. Majestic.
Look at that number.
And it's not even its final form.
Not even for today.
What are we hitting today?
666,000.
Bro, what game?
One, because we're fucking awesome
and everyone's gonna raise a lot of money
for the new deficiency foundation.
Kind of a gimme, I guess.
Second one is that we get to do a mouse walk
and talk to Tokyo. That's what she said. So, why would you deny a mouse and at 6.60?
You hate Latinas and you hate freedom. The other thing is, Conor promised he would play
Starter Valley with me. What? I did not believe that. I did not believe that. It cost a lot more than that. It's going to give us a lot more.
I mean! Oh, you know what? I have one for us. It's for $750. It's a big one now. But I have to clear it with you. You ready?
Today some of the time that's impossible
Double top the joystick
750,000 you and I
Halo Trilogy Legendary Co-op in your gaming basement
Okay, yeah, let's hear it
Yeah, let's hear it
You are mostly funny
Connor asked me if I wanted to play Halo, and I said no.
He was like, oh, we should play Halo together.
I'm absolutely losing out.
Resonance is boring.
So that's what he said.
He goes, this game is so fucking boring.
Give me the rocket launch.
So I have to buy some DLC codes so that he has it.
He has a ton of fun with 72 seconds.
He goes, it's boring if you're too powerful.
Absolutely, we know it's a board game.
I'm not a boy.
I'm not a boy.
That's a board game.
But I look like a boy.
I'm down.
Keep your boy game to yourself, boy.
Go up.
Like, my court is all spiking watching him play Castlevania.
OK.
You keep your boy game to yourself, boy.
My name's.
Where the fuck is my gun?
In the school or something.
All right.
You fill that out of lunch, OK?
Hey, I can't find my gun.
It's missing.
See you in lunch.
Help.
Daniel Daytan.
Has someone helped send me a gun?
Daytan Daniel.
Daytan Daniel.
All right.
We'll see you guys in lunch.
I found it!
Oh I found it!
AOA
That's it
Australia.
What about my banjo, Lee?
What would play a banjo?
Wait, shit, I gotta finish taking my meds!
Fuck!
Damn it, that don't distract me.
I'm a worm in America.
Oh god.
100%?!
You're having a fucking giggle, mate.
You're a fucking giggle, you're a fucking giggle, you're a fucking giggle, you're a fucking giggle, you're a fucking giggle!
You're a giggle and a gas in the life!
Oh, it's like I'm past McDonald's in a war crime.
That shit smells so good.
She'll be a lady.
And I spooosh a jingle jingle jingle.
Why do we still sit here, bro?
You're going to ask me to smell it.
As I go, I'm a rolly roll.
Have you ever heard of Final Fantasy Origins?
Strange, you're a paradise.
It's basically like if Neo and Metal Gear Evengeance had a baby in the best way.
It's like, it's got this really awesome mechanic that's really cool, but for some reason
They added a compulsory thought mechanic where every 20 minutes you have to spend
Eating beans to fire
Why you think it's not playing or
Every game that you have like haven't heard about every five seconds you have to take a poop. I'm tired of it
I don't want to poop every five seconds. Do I why would you put a poop mechanic in a game?
Why would you do that? Why is the poop all the time?
Stay here
I couldn't do it you thought wrong in the best but spinner in the world champion but spinner
What the hell does that mean? Oh my god you are not quoting my stream from when I did the fucking plushy torque
You think I want to realize what I said I said those words
I'm sorry man, I want poop every 5 seconds.
Would you consider playing the Fallout, New Vegas DLCs, La?
Yes, La.
La.
You, La.
You know
You know
Sometimes you just fall asleep to my follow-ups.
I'm glad I can bring you comfort in this trying time.
I know, let's just go out of the way.
Whoa.
First trip to Japan nearly got lost on a moss-covered road in northern rural Hamametsu,
said to Spones.
I know a spittity to weight wrap when I see one.
Sure.
Well, everyone just shut up.
You see it?
It's like talking off the internet.
I never wanted to show it up.
What happened to that wall?
I'm there.
Oh my God.
And everyone just showed up what happened to that wall I'm there
Oh sure congrats well pile of rubble rubble
Oh, shit.
Well, everyone just showed up.
What the fuck?
I guess we're gonna leave it here and probably best we just move inside for a bit.
I guess.
How many people?
Dominion?
Yeah, a lot of them, eh?
Holy shit, everyone just showed up.
His name is Malcolm and we must feed him.
We must feed him gravel.
Mmmmm, gravel!
I think he's going as fast as he legally can.
Oh, Malcolm.
Oh, Malcolm.
You can have it.
Our King Malcolm.
That's pretty good.
Is that the other option?
You can have that.
Um, okay.
Hey, Hargo.
One more gravel.
We must give more gravel to our King Malcolm.
All right.
Let's get some lunch.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, let's hear some lunch.
Strong cough from a strong man.
What is happening right now? Don't you see we're feeding the king? Malcolm.
I were feeding him gravel.
I'd like to interrupt this stream for an important message.
Breaking out of CinemaCon, Sony announces a Bloodborne animated movie being developed by Jack Stikstichai.
Yes, this is real.
No, stop. Don't fuck with my emotions.
I've done it.
Don't fuck with my emotions, bro. Jack... Jack...
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch guy.
Yeah, yeah.
You sure?
Uh, you can get all three now.
Mommy, who's Jack's six-six-eye?
Mommy?
So you don't want to be on shot?
Mommy, what's... who's Jack's six-six-eye?
It's true, it's all over Twitter.
An R-rated animated blood-borne film is in the works at Sony.
Skitch-kitch eyes producing the film.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'll try it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
If you could make a movie, why not?
Walking, remaster the game!
Please!
And put it on the computer!
Please!
Why are you doing this to us?
Why must we suffer?
What's your thinks of that?
How about you do that in scab?
Also, I would like a part in the movie.
I can even be the worm. I can be a worm.
How about I can be those little ghosts.
I can be one of those little ghosts
at the safe spot so when it goes
What are we looking for?
There's no there.
What's the name of those tiny little ghosty things?
The ones that appear.
What was that?
Back at the place.
Look at this cloney-peen crock here.
That's not...
I don't know what your name is.
Cocky-Fry...
Is that what they're called? The messengers?
I don't know what you're looking for.
This bit. This is the luggage set.
I want to take a look at this thing.
That's a bugger.
I think I'm not going to eat.
I think I'm good.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, they're not making it.
They're not showing the sound that's coming.
I don't know what you're doing.
Make weird sounds.
Oh, no, no.
Man, I love going to these provincial, like,
Washington places.
She really does feel like stepping into a partnership.
Oh, never mind.
Come on, please.
You're so far out of it.
Oh, god!
She's coming!
She's coming to me!
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
My god here comes
Yeah, I'm gonna walk out of the car and go play.
Oh, Lord, it's good to go.
The hour of the dead.
I'll see you, Joe.
I can't fit in the balance of your life.
You're leaving.
Oh, for the good.
Oh.
I'll make y'all better know the song and word!
I bet y'all didn't know the son has words.
30 cowards per night.
We hope we can answer your question.
Oh yes, we hear you.
Smosh.
Think smosh and not harm us.
Yeah.
The question is, was it the double cheese and ham?
Double ham and cheese?
Wait, that was...
It's 330, 330, 336, 70.
Oh, awesome.
I know that one because it's good, tastes great.
Oh shit
I have no fun with working for the show, Joe
Yeah, I'm leaving all my friends
Leaving all my fans
Running away from all my future plans
Except I'm not
So just relax
Turn up the song
To the max
Nothing's changed
I still rap about cum
Talking about so much human
Fits in my bum
Cupby gold
Dixby making me feel numb
Squirty squirty right in my tum tum
Goo Goo Cabbage
They're called a sidekick
They're called a sidekick
That's what we got here, yeah?
I think I get it in this game.
We got to look at it, say, a week at a time.
Right?
We have one good day that can be offset by one bad day.
Come on.
Come on, kid.
Please sing that song.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
You can do it.
You need to be a north of 158 calories.
I'm not a distract type person. I don't know. I'm not a distract girl.
You remember your enemy run?
Oh.
This is like when you're-
Shit.
I remember playing when I was 1870.
No.
Yeah, well, I remember him.
Is that talking to you?
Oh my God, it's been so long since the Cyphers.
I still can't believe people ask me to be on their Cyphers.
Oh, so crazy.
I remember- I'm here starting.
We're fucking starting like I'm me too but I'm just a small little me to work like a one-man this time from like wait
What me?
Me? Well me to be honest, I'm for real, what the fuck?
Okay
What?
Cool
You added 300 calories at the beach?
It says one dozen 400 calories
Okay, so 1500
But also, my legs are like pure
Ew
I feel like the mental gymnastics calculator this is already getting out of hand
You are taking the most generous interpretation of everything.
Breakfast was going 158 calories, and I burned 1,500 calories, so that's a calorie deficit.
Let's go fuck yourself.
A calorie deficit.
There are several.
All right.
Here's the thing to look at.
Let's look at the full day.
Basically, if I really wanted to,
If you really wanted to lose, that's a good amount of, tell them what, do you really want to lose a bunch of weight?
540 calories deficit in the morning alone, what can I do then?
More.
Okay, but now let's factor in the 5th week and see what happens.
Let's see the math now.
Oh boy, this is going to be brutal.
Because you're factoring just the breakfast, isn't it?
You know, we've still got like three hours to factor in.
Yeah, but yeah.
That firms off lunch.
Oh, and then recovery of degradation of muscle.
Of course, of degradation of muscle.
My muscles are all the way in the way of my sleep.
Because they're 80, same amount.
This is not what you're supposed to work out.
Happy birthday, Dixon.
Happy birthday, Dixon.
I think the only resistance you have is to have the truth.
Happy birthday, Dixon.
This is the biggest workout of your life.
This is the biggest workout of the mental gymnastics.
So even if I'm a slightly sorry, sorry, sir.
Sure, that's better.
No.
having gained like a kilogram of weight than to eat a kilogram less
Happy birthday kids song
If the difference is die on the cycle or great weight
I do believe there's a middle ground
Happy birthday kids song
On day three or four when I didn't eat that much
I nearly collapsed on the bike
Why is he dressed like an Amazon?
I was like 20 minutes so I was like I'm stopping on the bike
I'm going to deliver your patties now.
There's a crazy thing to consider, right?
And let's say you're exercising.
And my patties tell me to be told you're...
40 kilometers a day.
And you still only eat 16 to 1800 calories.
That's how you lose weight.
Because you're not only in a deficit...
But then your muscle is from a period of life.
No, no, I'm fine.
You get a lot of protein, get your macros.
There's other ways.
If you swim a bit...
He's not drinking peas, not an Amazoner.
What?
I feel like you're just blaming yourself to reality.
That's the name of that quote.
I think that's a famous thing.
I think that's a famous thing.
I'm coping with broad delusion all the time.
Someone in the chat must be smart.
That's chat.
That's chat.
As they are welcome.
He and C-dog are coming up with some felons right now.
Exactly.
My name.
I'm trying to help you.
Which would be honest.
Because you really don't like it.
Cote, ignoring the cat.
Chris is just a real eater.
Look, I'm chat.
I am trash divided.
This is correct.
Oh my God.
I want to eat.
I am not.
Eat in a way future Christmas.
Nice!
Drain Simulator has removed all AI from the game, bros.
You're talking to a man who's like Ian and I are the fans of the game.
Oh my God.
Yeah!
Wow!
Wow!
Get to fighting!
Me!
Yeah!
Bro, they did it!
AHHHH! We're- ABRON! They did it!
I'm on the pro illusions that I think I'm losing weight.
Roll, drink some later, y'all are the gold.
You're the best, bro.
The hottest holiday we've ever had is this discussion started because you were like,
I'm in a car again.
We're so fucking in, bros.
I think some days I have.
Some days, sure.
Yesterday, may, day before, may, day before, maybe.
We're so fucking in, bros.
I'm like a happy Chris.
If that means you want an eaten bike, eaten bike. I don't care.
Here we come.
Great simulator, here we come.
I would love to know what people just tell me what I want to hear.
This is what you want.
Just tell me I'm right, please.
You're right.
It will eventually get back.
that's 10 kilograms
how about this tomorrow where my watch how about that
we're about the same way so where this tomorrow
when you're on the bike I bet you it will be a lot of calories
And then I'll do the calorie tracker for you and you're good.
Rage pass.
We are so fucking aggressive.
Hey, boys, we're losing our balls today.
Check.
We're mouse number one, underworld goddess number two,
Decora number three, plus she mouse season two, number four,
which of tweets number five?
That was the final stand-in.
It's like shoveling food in the incinerator.
My domain expansion kicks in.
My domain expansion, my fucking bowl's expansion.
He'll bring you down to his level and beat you to experience.
That was by a life story, I feel like.
I can't say it until I love it at the surface once.
I just got back with food and now she's a worm with a gun.
I'll have a sensible tow for him.
Look, I think it doesn't matter as long as you're happy.
Are you happy?
No.
Okay, well then.
Okay, well then, this is the problem.
This is where we have to...
Bigger on my ear.
Bigger on my ear.
I think it's...
In the month before the cycle, I lost a lot of weight.
I was pretty sharp.
And then on this, I looked like Mr. Blommey.
Because of that meeting, you can say my opinion.
Well, the problem is that, you know,
I think all my problems are about to be solved.
We're getting this mindset that
I can fix a bad month for the week,
and it's like, you need to fix a bad month for the good month.
And, unfortunately, the good month is a lot harder than that month.
Salad, tofu, seaweed.
It's great. Fantastic.
Dressing in a deep fryer.
Oh, we need now is not singing fallout music. Oh, it's gonna happen
Here's the worst part as you get older even making the sacrifices don't work anymore
That's the worst I've been healthier than I have been in like a decade. It hasn't
I feel a lot better, I feel a lot better, it gets us, it feels clear and I have a good
life.
Look for you bro, I'm glad.
Yeah, I mean the rest of the realization is that I can't fix a horrible month by like
fasting for a week doing my piece of vegetables, it doesn't, in the whole month I have
to be a proper person.
Mousy, are you a regular worm or a tequila worm?
regular world and a gay world.
It's the at-home gay.
He will want to die.
That's a good philosophy actually. I can respect that.
I'm 36 the week now. I'm doing my health more seriously.
Well, I'm not doing a two week cycle tonight, I've changed my diet quite a lot.
Is it good?
Good?
Yeah.
Well, keep the worm.
Yeah, we don't put no worm in there, we don't fuck.
I reached the point where I really wasn't eating much before the cycle.
Well, think about this.
My stomach like shrunk exponentially.
We're already doing the hard part with the exercise.
You're capable of doing all of the challenging stuff.
So that's the easy part.
I just got to find things, just get a sweet sweet for you.
You get the same sugar rough.
I find eating two bananas in the morning.
Love Wreck-a-Welfe.
I like Wreck-a-Welfe. Wreck-a-Welfe too?
I don't know Wrelfe. I don't know Wrelfe.
Wreck-a-Welfe too is a... I don't know.
I don't know about Wreck-a-Welfe too.
The second one was...
Mmmmmm...
Baaaaaack!
Mmmmmm...
Mmmmmm...
Mmmmmm...
Yeah!
Did you order that?
Yeah.
You're gonna fuck it!
Fuck what?
You're gonna fuck it?
Do I take the bill as well?
Mmmmmm...
Let's go!
Ah!
Brilliant!
That was great!
This is gonna be awesome.
I really like this stuff.
Yeah, I hear that question.
Ah!
Yeah, that's a good gamble.
Not real bad.
What would some place where they put sriracha or some sort of super hot sauce in one of
the ten?
You good?
Oh!
Look at that crispy outer edge.
It looks like it is hot.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Chris is eating me?
Oh, God.
No.
Haven't you done an Iron Man as well?
Who?
I was talking to myself.
Yeah.
Iron Man?
Who was the thing that you did where you ran up the hill
and carried all the way to the Spartan Rays?
No, it's not half, it's half.
The new guffawang.
The wrong guffawang, the new guffawang.
I cannot understand what you said, Cookie Monster.
Some character Michael just filed a lawsuit.
Wait, what?
It was in the mouth of the new guffawang.
Oh, it was in your ear?
Yeah.
You have to run up a mountain chain.
And I was like, I'm the king of the world.
I sprinted five minutes, so I was completely sick.
Oh, I can't do that.
Who's the cameraman, Paul?
They were pulling markets but I did also film myself and I was really close to being sick.
I managed to hold it and I sat there for five minutes and I carried on.
And that was extremely difficult, I don't know how I did it.
It was like 40 degrees, mega hot.
You had to like keep throwing bottles of water at yourself.
I did it after the cycle.
Think about Wreck-A-Ruff that improved me the most was that they managed to write a song about slaughter into a Disney movie.
I love slaughtering!
Then we did the chessbox.
I remember doing the chessbox.
Oh no, then I did the amethyst.
You have to walk down the entire avenue to the left.
I did that.
So I did like every month I did this really cool physical challenge.
The amethyst.
Come on, fuck it all.
It's like 40 minutes.
It's about 3.45.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
You can't spell a word slaughter without laughter.
And you've done the counting. Four and a half cyclotons.
So you have the motor.
I think we'll never come to common ground on calories.
It is life's biggest debate.
What was the chest boxing about like three years ago?
Chest boxing.
I feel like it was like three years ago.
It was 2022!
Holy shit!
Guys!
Hey, how many meters is it?
Two years ago?
No, bro.
What?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Buddy, no.
I'm saying, well, here's the thing.
I'm not on the bike.
It was 2022!
Holy shit!
When you're sitting in the van all day, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
This was delicious, though.
It was just enough.
I remember a car I was in the wall.
Oh my god!
Holy fuck!
It was really good.
Ah!
And this motherfucker and dog.
It was it was fucking three years ago. What? Oh man
It should have been honestly my bones
Chess boxing was in 2022
That adventure was something
He's the edamame champion of the Tokyo Top 3.
Oh my god, it was December 12th, 2022.
I'm going to throw up.
I don't know how to get out of that.
I think it was the 25-dollar donation.
We're at $626,000.
That's crazy.
No, yeah, $626,000.
Thank you.
If we can get to
You know I'll sell this in the band. Do you guys ever get sad into the viewers as well when you it's like 17 kilometers to go on the day
Oh my god, I get sad that the day is almost over before it's over
I'll never forget when that happened. I'm sad that's yeah, and I watched with April at the end right where we all watching together
Then Connor and Connor and fucking Ludwig had a slap
like oh man I don't want the day to just keep going well maybe we should switch roles
so then I want the day that was crazy I can't cycle you guys are you guys have
some sort of inner strength that I like
this is well this is why oh this is very delicious I mean this was proper cat
oh
I could be double less.
I mean, you can what now?
I need more power out here.
There's something out here right there.
That's OK.
I'm not really going to be talking about that.
I just think it's a lot of batter, which is awesome.
I think about one square of octopuses.
But I'm not sure I could go for it.
What I can go for is, before we leave this table,
dare I say it, 628, I'm just going to throw it out there.
like it would make me feel better getting back on the bikes if we had a couple hundred more dollars coming in
you know if we can match my calorie intake today
there's calorie intake
how many calories do you do with this?
uh i honestly i feel bad bringing it up again i don't really care because i
have
trap turns into like 15 000 fitness experts when calories are brought up they send me everything
oh they did?
yeah they send me back to the gym like crazy they're like we know everything
bro oh my god i saw that
I saw that I saw that mongrel star died game
uh tell me why why is one of the characters name is nianners and they're like oh are you
ready to play with nianners and I'm like what the fuck
Look.
We'll see.
Surely they knew, right?
It'll be a good litmus test.
Well, I'll just tell you, I have a sponsor
with that game like next week.
Tell us with your wallet.
Say, I...
So I guess we're gonna be playing with the anus.
What do you mean, we're playing with the anus?
Guys are playing with the anus.
Big boy back in school.
That's crazy, you think this is a leave?
It's a loan annual.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It makes you feel any better. The minute I showed up, he said,
where's my purse?
So, I'm being both real up to suffer our plights.
Are they allowed to do that? I don't know.
It's fun to talk fitness. Fitness is fun.
The little cat thing is called Nianners.
This is Friends Monsters. I saw Epic Games Day.
games they use as friends, thoughts, turns, danders, the adventure of a life time is about to begin.
I'm like, can they, can they do that?
Like, they surely had to know, and there has to be something on the team that likes men, because there's no way they didn't know.
Yeah, every year you're like, shit.
I wanted to learn some camera stuff.
I just want to learn it, yeah.
But that one's great.
If you said it doesn't have a good autofocus there.
No, no, no.
But if it's a static image, like a stream,
it still has a really great picture.
Didn't I give you two?
You did.
No, it's not using your model.
It's just using your name.
What about the other things?
Where's my background?
I see.
I mean, you're using your name.
Is this your name?
No.
No, he said, I found this one in my counter description.
Do you ditch me? What about the fun JJ Eeson? What did you use for that? What cameras are?
When we did a commercial with you out in the woods.
Show me after one moment.
Mung... Mungill Star Dive Nanners.
$8,000 camera.
How much?
$8,000.
Including the lens?
Probably more than that.
It was in the chip shelf.
Wow.
What is the camera, sir?
That's my job, man.
It's the best bit of equipment money combined.
Wow.
What did I say?
Well, that's pretty bad for her because it's on constantly.
Like, they're like a little cat like, hosted.
Nanners! Nann!
Nanners! Nann!
The FX3 FedEx has got built in fans.
It's a video camera.
Mom, we'll start time!
What is better?
They're better image quality, but obviously your needs.
My needs is the Lumix, a web logitech G602,
whatever it's like. I don't think that's a thing. My first webcast.
Long use door dive!
Two decades. I think, yeah it was. And then
yeah, Chris is gonna give me like a little crash course. Like when I took your college class
at Temple University. That was fun. 8K is useless.
90% of people can't play video games. That's a mystery. Let's give it a try and why it's useful.
So I brought up two controversial topics. Calories and 8K.
I don't know, I actually feel like I don't really use 8K, but you can...
Do you think you can come in and punch it on the sets?
They should sponsor them, that would be so cool!
I'm sponsored, we're playing the game next week sometime.
Wait, is it next week or this week?
You can really punch it, you can zoom it in, and it's all full K.
Like for example on Mikey weekend sometimes, if you're caught on a having a lot of...
We'll plop the camera down here, put it on 8K, and it means that I'm punching him out of this.
It's this week.
Give me a second, quality's really good.
Ah, let's give a shit like that.
Goal?
There's definitely a use for it.
But the reason I got that camera is
the best image quality.
The sense is better than the average three.
Me watching on my 1080p Montessor,
hey look, if it's filmed in NKA
and balanced out the same degree,
it'll still look great.
It'll still look really good.
I think that you guys look great.
When this level keeps rising up.
626, that looks great.
626, we can get this 626.
It's our names.
That's such a small ass.
Ass for so little.
Such a small ass.
I don't bully me with 626.
I'm kind of on the company.
I want an ice coffee, I think.
Can I order?
Yeah, I'd like to follow you there, sir.
I've been waiting to wait until it comes to.
Can I have the last two-five people?
No, no, no.
OK.
No one gets me anything, do you need me?
I can't believe you can't hold him back.
Do you want two ice coffins?
I'll have coffee.
Hot coffee, two ice coffee, please.
Thank you.
I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at you if I wanted it.
Guys, can we talk about womb ASMR? What the fuck is going on?
Can you ask me?
Why are girls shoving microphones up their pussy?
You don't need to ask me.
What's happening here?
The spoils.
Oh...
Why are they doing this?
I'm trying to get off the stand here.
I'm trying to get off the stand here.
Oh...
Ugh...
Sir, I'm not a big time guy.
I saw a tweet yesterday and it was a girl saying this is a microphone you need for a
womb ASMR not a big one.
Ladies don't put anything other than this up your cooch and I'm like girls are putting
microphones up their cooch to do ASMR?
Why am I the crazy one for talking about it?
You should be looking at the, you should be like, uh,
and then like somebody, somebody tweeted about it being like,
what the fuck? And then they got dog piled on because they were like,
Oh, how dare you say that? This is like, okay. You know what?
I think it's great that you are exploring and finding new
ways to do ASMR, but I just,
I really don't think it's safe to put a microphone up your coach. Okay?
I don't think it's safe to put a microphone up your coat chain!
I've seen it in Osaka, like on the streets.
And you know, it's just...
You went to the wrong one.
You took me to like the best one, you said.
And I tried. It was good.
Really?
Yeah.
The one that seemed like the seabed area.
Yeah.
I mean, it was good to be fair.
Well, also like...
I mean, if as the cover...
Well, the girl said she puts a condom on it,
and then shows it up there.
So would you say it's on your...
What do you think?
I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
I mean, you do you, girls.
Do you think guys do butt ASMR?
On the one hand, don't yuck other people's yum.
On the other hand, they still need to have some self-awareness that they're weird ones when people are shocked by it.
It's pretty shocking, I think.
Also, I have a little bit of a nitpick.
They say it's womb ASMR, but honey, I'm sorry, girl.
When you stick that shit up your vagina, you're not sticking that shit up your womb.
It's in your vagina. It's vagina ASMR. It is not womb ASMR.
If you had that shit up your womb, you wouldn't need to go to the hospital.
You can't just shove shit up your womb, that's not how that fucking works.
That's not how a fucking coach works.
It's not womb ASMR if it's inside of your fucking vagina.
As your cervix dilated, I don't fucking think so.
And if you do try to cram it up there, it's gonna hurt like hell.
And you're gonna have to go to the hospital.
Contrary to popular belief, you can't shove shit in your room.
That's not how it works.
What is this convo- Listen!
This is a real thing happening in the community, in the society today.
Ladies, protect your pussy.
I don't understand. I don't understand it.
But you know what? Reach for the stars.
I don't understand it, but reach for the stars.
I do. I've never had it so good that I'm like business in my top four.
I just don't know what kind of sound you're expecting from getting it.
I'm getting that shit, bro.
Is it on YouTube?
Oh, wait, which food type?
Yeah, that place is your favorite.
And not only that, you know, it's like the vegetable side, too.
What the fuck? I googled, I went on YouTube and I put,
Woo-Mae's Mark, the first hit is,
ASMR RP Heart and Stomach Sound.
Intrauterine regression. What does that fucking mean?
Like, if you get a really good timp of them,
That is S plus plus.
We used to be S plus man and I went to that place where we go to make yoto.
What does that mean?
Last time I kind of shouted me on that.
Because you went with me with the, I said with the last two times.
Why would that have changed?
Do you believe in intrauterine regression? Does that mean you're turning into a baby?
God help us all if they ever come out with a wiener. ASMR.
Ew.
Wait, does that mean you're like turning into a baby?
your Benjamin Buttoning and she just she just grams you up there
Benjamin Button ASMR Benjamin Button ASMR
There's no Benjamin Button ASMR
You know what? I'm gonna stick to my favorite ASMR artist, Maya Winkie.
She's the best.
She's the best, bro.
The only ASMR I ever watched.
I think they do it during regression therapy, where they do some big make-believe process to have you be born again. It's super weird.
Born again!
What kind of ASMR does Maya Winky do with the best type of ASMR?
If you want to watch the best ASMR artists, have no fear. Just watch Maya Winky bro.
Here, let me give you a taste of what... I'm going to give you a taste.
Whereas in Japan, Japanese folks from my canceling reservation at the restaurant, they get a
lady in the bar.
I'll give you a little taste, a snapshot of what her YouTube channel looks like.
Just a thumbnail, you know?
What do you think about this?
How does this make you feel?
What kind of ASMR do you think I'm into?
right next to them and then they were like I'm pretty sure and then at the end of his meal he was like
Azumar Chica gives you a fast cranial nerve exam
Jimmy Neutron gives you an ear cleaning you're a robot
Laura's bar quad builds your makeup Darryl Dixon paints your face
Personal attention, the wife!
The one slur gives you a fast and chaotic haircut, you're a drunk oligarch?
How many views? 4 million views, baby! Look at the Lord Mark one! What has had 34 million views, bro?
Any of our record rounds gets you ready for a day 4 million views. Count Dracula does your nails, relaxing manicure, your monster 14 million views, 19 million views for Jimmy Neutron.
Lumiere does your makeup, fast and aggressive, chaotic personal attentions.
I'm telling you, best videos ever bro, those shits are like gold, gold I tell you.
Actual gold.
Actual gold.
go
she's
i think i would rather listen to the space
why would you curse us with this knowledge
i think she's Latino guys
i'm just telling you guys no
she is Latino
I had 33 Nagiris in all of them.
I think so. I think she's Latina.
He admitted you at the Indigo.
Because I ate everybody, which is rare.
I fucking knew it.
Guys, there is nobody in the world
that could come up with shit like this
but a Latina. Of course she's a Latina.
There was one point.
Me and Joey, we were almost beating the girl.
At one point we were pulling her head.
And I was like...
In the Jimmy Neutron video,
They open up and Jimmy Nutra is reading the thing and he's just like
The first vegetable
And I looked over at the first vegetables at the door
Why does this go like that?
I look over and I see she piles up the birch cleafer
He's reading a book about bales
Bals is for...
In Spanish
Latina
Watching you fight to the death
I... I...
You're like Leonidas leaving fucking last charge
It was awful because that...
The cherry and I had longed up giving up
Oh yeah, the...
Bro
She has these two people ASMR videos people does your makeup fast and aggressive and people gives you a fast and aggressive hair cut
It's two people ASMR videos
Those were the ones that I saw first
And then she did a John Cena one where she was she dressed up as John Cena
I've never failed to mention the tiny Japanese food fighter lady. I've met like three and they're all there always
She didn't want to dress up as Abby Lee Miller.
I kind of found a food fighter.
I thought it would be a good connection.
She didn't want to dress up as Dobby.
Dobby does your makeup.
It was like an Okonomiyaki.
Personal attention because you're stinky and ugly.
It was so weird.
It was ridiculous.
It was so disgusting.
I moved in message street and he said
Hey boss, I nearly threw up editing this video listening to the food fighters for the air
That guy looked like he was gonna die
It was his own tactics, like the girl I did the Karabi challenge, which he jumped up and down a lot
Oh, we got Michael Reyes
I think Michael Reyes, isn't Michael Reyes, yeah?
Thank you Michael
He needs to build us a better stomach that we can challenge these food fighters
Yeah, we need to figure out something
Jimmy Neutron video is the best role. I'm not gonna lie. I've watched the Jimmy Neutron ASMR video like three times.
We love beef burger. He's great.
I've watched it like three times, bro. I can't help it. It's so funny.
So Michael and Ludwig did tip-to-tip. And they were practicing Chinese for several months.
Michael introduced himself as beef burger. And Ludwig never to be out now.
Probably more than three I probably watch it like five times
Probably even more than five times
You're two million of those views that's true bro two million of those views is me
Well, she's just so creative bro, you just gotta watch it
I don't like some people really what the fuck is this don't watch it, but what you watch it?
She is so fucking creative, Ro.
Nobody can replicate Michael and I.
I'd love to see you in China.
I'd be the worst of the yuck, it's all right.
What is this, Phil?
I put the best and worst meal I ever had in China.
The Peking duck is exceptional.
He's super creative.
He makes pastels.
He has so many beans.
And it was like insane.
What was his goodwill on you?
It was his favourite.
I showed him on the wall, he loved it.
There couldn't be a lot of fun.
It was, like, especially at Beijing's best.
And, oh, fucking, why did you go to Beijing?
Now what do you want now?
I was on a three-week trip there to China.
Nice.
To a university.
A S M R.
I can't be there. I've never been there.
What have I done now?
Why is Mouse's model a worm all of a sudden?
It's the first time I've ever seen that kind of thing, like melted in your mouth and the meat was so buttery and...
Ah, the hoist didn't change the restaurant over there.
And I came in wearing like... I didn't know it was nice. It was a nice restaurant.
But I just really wanted to peeking down. It was like a two-day trial from Cyprus on.
So I went into this restaurant and I was in a mall, so I thought it would be fine.
But I got in and I realised it was very severely under-dressed.
And I'm wearing like a hoodie and like sweatpants.
And then she'd be on the table.
And then everyone else all the day and suits and stuff and then my three people came over
and I'm like what do you want?
I was like duck and they were like we only serve for two people.
You're like I am two people.
I was like how many ducks, like how much do I get?
They were like half for like 12 wraps.
Oh that's pretty normal.
I was like holy 12.
That's a starter.
Yeah and then they were like well because you reported half of that there's a bonus
option where you can use the ration of me to make like a stir fry.
So I ate it all night. It was like some kind of weird American psycho scene where I was just sitting there with my bed in like this and my sweatpants.
He ordered it up at a big table.
It was a big table on the spins.
And there was a guy.
A two guy.
A guy cutting and a guy wrapping.
And he was trying to eat it.
Yeah, he was there the whole time.
Guess what? Tomodachi Life comes out on Thursday.
Tomodachi Life.
Tomodachi!
What is a rat? They wrap it in...
They have like, um... what is it? The rice?
That's not rice. That's the rat.
Come on. I don't know what's made out of it.
You've had this?
It's my favorite thing.
I don't know.
Wow.
Is it cabbage?
Yeah, it's a great one.
Especially a wheat crepe.
And then you get the little, I love when you get a little tiny slice of onion.
I've never had taking duck.
I'll tell you, I've never had it.
We'll go and take it.
Oh my God.
We will.
You've never had it?
No.
You'll watch that show.
Oh yeah, Predmonna comes out too.
I think I got a Predmonna sponsor coming out too.
But damn I'm so
Here's what's confusing me is why I'm not a and then this week we have two sponsors
We have mouse PI for hire and we have
Mongale Star Drive
You got to get back on the bike
Do you want the watch for the second half just to see yes, I got sponsored by the mouse game, bro
And I get I get my my workout done because it'll say
This is a conspiracy
Yeah, when do we eat oh
I wanted to mention this, hold on, I wanted to mention this.
There was a game that has come out, the demo is on scheme right now.
I want to try it out after Cyclothon is over.
It's called Flock of the Seraphim.
If you want to check it out, the demo's all right now.
It's called Flock of the Seraphim.
I'm not sponsored, but the reason why I am talking about it is because the dev was one
One of the people that participated in my animation contest
When I did my Iron Mose Animation Contest
Uh, so Gu Chan, Gu Chan made a game, and Gu Chan, uh, put them a lot on Steam
And it's on Steam right now, and I want to play it after Cycleton
But if you guys want to go and check it out, check it out
I'm not sponsored, I just want to support a fellow community member.
The game itself started out as a concept in Connor's Monkey Jam 2025.
So that's pretty interesting.
So that game was a product of a Monkey Jam game that they made in 2025.
I'm shouting in this place, my voice is...
Yeah, it looks so cool, it looks really fun.
It's his restaurant and toy app.
It might be because it's lunchtime is over, it's one o'clock.
Are you going to try Black Roman?
Do you want to make a game?
Try to make a game, if you can.
I wish I could make a game, but I'm dumb.
And I don't want that.
I need to hire somebody to make it for me.
It's pure soul.
It's like stomach cancer speedrun.
I had it one time, and I'll never forget.
the sheer heartburn, just like, get the salt shaker, tip it upside down, just hold it over
your bowl of ramen for 10 minutes. It's basically that, but they make you gain right now?
They've been torn down for like day laborers. The idea is you have this really salty ramen,
black ramen. It's literally called braku ramen. And then you take the broth and you put
some with your rice. So it's sort of designed to eat some weird rice. So you get
really can't have a lot of people get back out and build a right
and you can find more tips and
knowledge
how
how
how
journey across japan
journey across japan
it will be in stores
I have a copy for myself in the car but you need to
you've seen it
you've seen it
yeah
it's a surprise
no I haven't seen the
when Rose comes on and we have
is that the pirate game
But don't forget to reserve yours today.
I like chilling stuff on for charity.
This is not for charity, this is for your own benefit.
But you still spent a lot of time writing it.
Do you think it's going to be any good?
PVE survival experience in the age of piracy,
fight online, see solo or with friends,
build craft, and explore a vast open world filled
with art secrets.
Master Soul's light combat and take on challenging bosses.
Command your ship and plunder unspoken treasures.
Do you think it'll be good?
It looks pretty good.
It's PvE.
I drove my friend to the airport.
Then I ran out of fuel.
It's about how I ran out of fuel.
There's co-op.
So your presence is eluding to you.
I'm a...
My finger is a footnote in your...
I can't really write about our time in Hokkaido
because it's just such a shit, Shay.
We were traveling to find a broken mug, or whatever the fuck we were doing, a goo-goo gun.
I think it's great, as long as I'm alluded to.
Up to eight people, four recommended.
I got Wiley and I ran out of fuel on a field.
It looks pretty good, it looks interesting.
I knew this would be, at least I wasn't taken for that.
I like the look of it.
I like Sea of Thieves, but I fucking, I'm gonna be honest, I really like playing Sea of Thieves.
thieves chief these nuts fitting your mouth but I will say I fucking hate the
art style I don't like it I don't like that everything just looks fucking
ugly everything's ugly it's ugly I don't like the art style
I just don't like
Now you're talking bad shit tonight. What do you mean? You cannot tell me that the pirates and CFDs are not fucking ugly because they're fucking ugly
They're fucking ugly, bro
I don't wanna look ugly. If I'm gonna play a fucking game, I wanna look fucking hot
If I'm going to play a game and live a fantasy world in a fucking game and have fun, I want to be fucking hot, I don't want to be fucking ugly, caca head.
He's like, obviously, crazy dude on camera, but he's like, the nicest play you'll ever meet.
I just don't like the art style, bro.
I don't know how many people are watching today, but like, you have all these viewers, and they might be the first time.
Well, yeah, I remember the first, the first time I came on to Japan, I think, was Charlotte.
I heard from Ben to be okay. There's a difference between like okay, you can be ugly, but at least make it look good
It's like ugly ugly ugly
I don't think when someone you've ever seen before we don't know it comes with a channel. It can be a bit jarring
You know, yeah
It's just ugly. Yeah, I'm sorry. I like your game first promise
Why would Chris surround him himself with these annoying things?
I just don't like it.
I just don't like it.
Also, it's very hard to get good fashion in that game.
Fashion is very important to me in games, for some reason.
Yes.
You know, fashion, like, if there's, if it has a good fashion system...
Initially, people kind of, uh...
That's great.
I just like, I like customization.
But it's, it's always intimidating.
But the first time, yeah, it's always like...
If I went on like Tom Scott's channel, they'd be like, who's this fucking weird guy Tom's hanging out with?
I think you'd be
You're pretty inoffensive. Well
I went on the engine with Babish as did you
Something we just hit it off with yeah, that's why I like warframe because you can literally customize everything
You know?
How many, really?
A chap.
You guys didn't have a...
Oh, brother.
And these council fees, yes.
He's a...
I got it.
I got it.
So, okay.
Tell me, like, what's the normal little situation?
We get our gear back on.
Oh, my bad.
Guys.
When do we...
We're gonna let the feed...
...to its magic.
We have.
We have.
I want to raise my hand.
The voting for...
I want to screen you.
What would you do if you bet King Charles?
The character voting for the annual character voting for Sanrio has begun. It has been underway so far. The reports have shown that cinema role is first place yet again.
What would I impress you quality banter my go
I came back on top bro, but I came back on top, bro
There bro, let's fucking go bro
Don't worry guys, you still have time to vote until May 24
for me now I would I would like to see if I was really so far current standings is
and a role is winning. He is first place, Pom Pom Porn is second, Pachacos third, Kudomi
is fourth, and Hello Kitty is fifth.
I don't think so.
I feel like it's...
Do you think RoxyD could eat while his fingers hold?
Yes.
Oh, fuck him!
Oh, fuck him!
Don't let that butthole dog wane!
I have a combatants joining me for a food relay.
Where is Sogokat? How many times do I have to tell you?
Don't give a shit about Sogokat.
But one person in the world.
Because he just will eat.
And then third would be you.
Look, let me back.
I wasn't going to say that function, not you.
You said only nice things about it.
Brech.
I can move that into the kin.
Let's keep going.
It's really annoying, because my friend Pete Belleson,
he's got like a 20th century, which is what they used
to drive ambassadors around, and to rock up to Buckingham Park.
Let's see, what place is Chococat?
So sixth is my melody.
Seventh is Peckle.
Eight is Little Twin Stars.
9 is...
Pada latu o baque
The fucking ghost thing?
10 is...
That's the rule
They're waiting for me, they're waiting for me
Yeah, I'm part of the king's...
Where the fuck are you, Chococat?
Where...
Whoa, that's crazy
I don't know where Chococat is
Nowhere to be seen
And all the cameras went down
Nowhere to be seen
And all the cameras went...
And down
How did this Prius guy have the confidence to be like, yeah, I can take this guy into
boxing.
Taxi drivers in London have weird stories.
They say it's very notable, sort of individual.
Okay.
If we look at global rankings, if we look at rankings by country, if we look at rankings
by country, it is cinema roll number one in the United States.
Number one number two pump on point and to go cat is number three there you go
Brazil's chocolate cat is number four cinnamon roll is number one
United Kingdom's chocolate cat is fifth
Italy no toco cat
People with machine guns out front
Speed through the fucking gate
No Choco Cat, France, no Choco Cat, Australia, no Choco Cat, Singapore, no Choco Cat,
Hi then! No Chococat!
Spain! No Chococat!
Ain't no way that Spain number 3 is Umeyaza Cup Pan!
Umeyaza Cup Pan!
The fucking old lady!
Spain, what's going on man?
straight straight
What the fuck?
When we're there, we're holding the big check and the
band's open and people are like oh it's
Spade loves the branding
There is, there is
Truthfully, people don't donate during lunch
We're just chilling
Yeah, we're chilling
Wafflesmacker
Wafflesmacker
I like him quite a bit
Thank you Wafflesmacker
He's the only guy who's usually on after
I like Gil
Plus it's a fun name to say.
What is a great name?
Right now.
I think you'll try to question that.
I'll ask you one more time.
Look, I'm the villain today because we bullied him.
We're villains.
We're villains because we forced him to move.
We know that Paul knows as well.
Our calorie talk was fair in August.
We were trying to speak facts.
But facts are hard to get through a thick skull.
He doesn't hear it.
He does, I think somebody likes to learn the truth.
Evil man.
These two right here, walk her home.
Hey look, it sucks man, I don't like dieting.
It's not fun.
I like it.
I can't get poopy out of my head.
Now, that's it.
That's the thing you enjoy.
Yep.
I found that the cheat code for me is two things.
This is up to me immensely.
I'm still fat by the way.
But, but, but things that you know.
They're not going to be a beach.
Yeah, it would be much bigger.
One is Tabasco sauce or hot sauce of any sort.
Low calories.
You can add it to anything.
I told you, I told you.
It's got your little mosey sriracha plus Caesar salad.
If you have a salad dressing, you
can cut down on the dressing by just replacing
what you would additionally do with hot sauce.
It makes it good.
You just over-season.
And the other one is I've been buying spice medleys.
And I'll get like a bland groton or something
that's like 380 calories.
You just put these spice medleys on there.
And all of a sudden, I'm eating like this is
the best meal I've had in my life.
And all I did was microwave shit.
this every day you have no idea I'd like but I've got it down to about 1450
Callie I just make a fart soup fat soup what I don't like the start of this
tell me more yeah because it's it's like it's not zero count it but very close
to it it's just cabbage like carrots tomatoes very well literally any
vegetable you want you just put it all in the pot and boil it.
What the fuck?
And then you can eat as much as you want, but it's mostly cabbage, bald cabbage, you end
up just being very gassy.
Gassy.
But yeah, it is hyper-bloating, so what you do is you have to eat until like your confusing
bloatedness.
That sounds like cheese.
Because you're never full.
Oh yeah.
But then normally you can stay bloated long enough, and it's still helping, you're
eating kind of vegetables, that you hopefully, you know, you go to bed and then maybe
You've only had like 500 calories that day.
Do any of my, I know there's some people,
when I was growing up through the ages of,
I don't know, 20 to 37, you know the broke,
when you're absolutely just broke, skint, no cash.
The best diet I ever had was sleeping.
He was like, I'm so hungry.
I'm broke.
You just go to bed.
Yep, yep.
I'll wake up tomorrow.
That's the best diet ever.
Just sleep, you can't eat.
You don't have any food to eat.
just go to bed. I'll tell you what's for dinner sleep. I've been there, not as a diet, but
because I didn't have any food to eat. I don't know what that is like. Thank you guys for
We're supporting and chilling with us.
This is mom.
That's depression?
Well of course you'd be depressed if you didn't have any food to eat.
Oh, wouldn't be depressed.
You want to eat those lonely shredded cabbages?
Yeah, me too, man. I clean mom. I house mom.
I don't think anybody would be happy to not have food.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Ah, car.
I want a car.
I want a car.
I want a car.
I want a car.
I want a car.
I die without food.
Well, typically people do die
if they don't eat food.
However,
sometimes you can't always afford food.
We're going to have to wait for the food to be delivered to the table.
You can't afford food.
Say goodbye to the table.
Bye bye food.
Bye bye snacks.
Let's raise money.
money. And now it's time to take a bite to a lovely lunch establishment. Is it nice outside still?
Yeah, it's nice still. Oh, it's kind of chilly though because I've been sitting in the nice warm
inside. I've struggled near the Philippines' dried milk fish and half a portion of rice.
What is milk fish?
Truggle meal for me, rice with scrambled egg.
Rice with scrambled egg and if no rice or egg, chicken nuggets sandwich.
You buy one bag of chicken nuggets and a bag of bread.
And then you can push a few, you can put one to two,
maybe sometimes you can three nuggets on the bread.
And then you eat it.
And it can actually like the whole week, bro.
No one's ever gonna, no one ever understands that.
That's if you eat like one time a day.
Also, I used to buy the ramen packets,
like not the actual cup of ramen,
but the ramen that come in the pouch.
And you can slice that shit.
You can cut that in half.
That's crazy how chat becomes just low-hacking.
And just use half of the packets,
and you can extend.
There you go, there you go.
We're just trying to help.
Extend the packets.
Just use half a packet.
And then he'll say, you're wrong.
Yeah.
Not the whole packet.
Yeah, what he's waiting for is the answer
that he's already conjured.
Well, she did say that he goes earlier.
If you're an eagle-eared listener,
he's like, I just want you to tell me what I want
to hear.
Please.
Which isn't true.
Boom, what the fuck?
Boom, thank you for the rain dawgs!
Uh, I hope you had a good dream. What the fuck were you doing?
And I saw you were playing that game, uh, what's it called?
The Boat, Boat or Roe game or whatever it's called.
That new game that came out.
Is it a dream?
Exactly.
It's a single possible scenario
Jasmine rice and orange chicken sauce with a little salt
Ooh
Well, I- I usually- for me, the easiest thing would be to get a bag of rice
Yeah, boss talk
Get a bag of rice
And then scramble egg
So one egg with rice
That's my struggle meal, bro
Bro, you know how much you can get out of that?
You got rice for the rest of the fucking week
I don't know
One eight.
What do you mean?
Where's my book, Pete?
Yeah, it's good.
Solid, solid.
It always be good.
It's always been good.
We gotta get this thing out.
Look at this.
Look at this thing.
It doesn't, nothing stops today
until we get 666,666 dollars.
What kind of race does Puerto Rico consume?
That is a minimum.
They're already working towards
trying to stretch goals.
Like, I don't know.
Race?
Well, I thought it was a Jasmine race.
If I'm feeling fancy, jasmine rice.
Well now, I can actually afford to buy jasmine rice.
Back in the day, I couldn't afford no jasmine rice.
It's a force of water, but we can't make it drink.
That's your job.
So this right here is where we start
the Iron Mouse Defense Force.
Run! Don't walk.
Grab your wallet today and start bringing those people in.
Grab your wallet, everyone.
Clutch your wallet next to your bowl.
That's simple.
I never tire of shilling for this.
It's the most fun I have all year.
It's just fun.
I love watching a master at his work.
Well, you know, in Japan, you watch the guy with the samurai
who's affecting it.
What you see here is the equivalent.
I don't know about that.
You see a master at it all.
Oh, damn.
Oh, the fact that the rice in the small pouch, I hate those.
I don't like those.
They always taste like shit to me.
I need this number.
The winds have changed.
Those rice packets in there always taste like garbage.
Just buy a sack of rice, man.
six three right wait wait what are we at six to buy a set of rice we cook it on our special
rice pot on the stove sometimes I got a rice cooker from my mom she never uses it I like
to use a rice cooker from time to time but uh my mom uh we have a special rice pot six 30
six 30 guys I'm not talking about what time we're tucking you into bed with you well I want to
I'm talking about six hundred and thirty thousand dollarie dudes, all right, look there's burn rice in a pot. That's the point
You gotta burn it here underneath to get the big out. We're gonna need you to just
And then you eat that they down on your wallet, you know
Look into your balance or as Gordon Ramsay says it, PIGOW.
What do I really need to buy this crappy new video game that's gonna go on sale in four months?
We can write similar to Mexican right?
What is Mexican right one more day in the books? I've never had Mexican rice
627 is it 627 is not the thing
No, no, no, no!
Oh, my rice will make you a rice!
Of course, of course, our rice will be a good one.
Of course, our rice will be the same, bro.
The bad, beagle!
I don't know what to, I don't know what to like.
Compare it to, cause I've never had
a message of rice, though, I don't know.
That's not a dog, I think you're a tumor.
Guys, I've never had message of rice.
I'm out of conjure. That literally looks like my liver. I feel like
630. That's what I'm talking about. I'm not saying like, wow, we're done.
Add tomato sauce to make it. Oh, wait, Mexican rice has tomato sauce?
All right, next goal. 635. Nobody gets on the bikes until... No, I can't promise that. So
630 put tomato on your right. Thank you. I've never seen it jump up while I was looking at it before
that's gotta be runny miss a marrote imperial bro
What is all of it's help chat y'all don't know you've never tasted perfection until you mean
I just learned that word. I'm jester maxing.
You have been jester maxing.
It's yellow rice taking the oven with a shit ton of mozzarella cheese on the top.
I'm trying to look my best. I just don't.
You have no idea.
What is like, you know, sub-maxing?
You don't fucking know.
Is that like to you for 42 months?
I've tried.
Brother, you don't fucking know.
I've never subbed Ian.
You don't know!
If you ever want to taste...
...heaven of the skies...
...you need that book right away, Betty, I will.
never sub never comment that's fine just watch for an hour and you still get a
badge
neighbor's wifi
did you watch you
yes
i just want to have internet so
630 because the bad beagle and others they're throwing in some red bucks
is there a tts bank that plays or no?
Yellow rice, yellow rice, yellow rice, yellow rice, yellow rice, yellow rice, uh, somebody
asked how, how you make yellow rice, what does yellow rice have in it?
It has like spices, it has like turmeric and like saffron and stuff and garlic.
It's like a different, it's tons of different spices to make it yellow.
It's the sky!
It's the sky!
It's the sky!
Umari!
Let's see.
630,000 bucks!
How long do we have left?
About 40Ks?
40!
We started at 526.
A J-Hawk that lives in Saint Louis.
It means that the carbon oil is effective in the Lord.
First of all, the J-Hawks Blue Blood College
Basketball.
The KUJ is our lame the St. Louis Cardinals though I do like that was my dad's base
Oh, yeah, we should go to the top box
One of the Puerto Rican nurses I worked with who holds a staff Christmas party and do whole pig roasts on the beach
635 coffee is on me including Paul's
A pig eats the ground.
Pig in the ground.
Pig in the ground.
They dig out a pit, a hole in the ground.
They put a pig in there, and they cook it.
So I will treat the-
They atone for less.
I'll tell you that right now.
I like them, but not that much.
He didn't do what they done.
You'll see.
I need to be the villain, but I can also be the hero,
but I need somebody at my party.
I'm a warrior, but I need the wizards.
I need the white mages.
I need the thieves.
I need everybody to help me out.
So we get 635 copies on me. 635.
Let's home the boat. 635.
No, no, no, no, no. Total.
So far. They don't know.
Let's home.
I can take this comically large check from you now.
Let me read that.
How many plongs have you done total?
Can we just put this on the front of the bike?
Like this?
That would be the most psychotic wind guard.
750 what is that good or bad oh total I do that well the ones coming with us
actually so maybe I should carry the check yeah we go pretty fast yeah this
is a good quality though I do love it 630 what we're gonna hit the next all
feet 635 and I buy coffee oh hell yeah guys or I'm not paying for a thing not a
thing he's gonna pay at Starbucks is on me if we can just do a measly 5k will
update the big board so come on guys this is your turn to be the main character
I'll gladly be the side I'm ready to have the money back that I barred the
Mike's the pole.
Mike's the pole.
I just almost died.
Ow, what the fuck?
What?
Am I doing well?
I'm kind of tired.
There's the battery on in my bag, by the way.
Oh yeah, there it is.
I can see it.
Oh, I need to get my mic out.
OK, I'm dying.
I'm not dying.
I really just want to get the Starbucks so I can get more points.
Oh, so we have...
Starbucks!
Oh, well then 650, f that. It's the end of the day?
Yeah.
Oh, guys, 635 I'm up here for shit.
666,000, 6...
It's the best song I've ever heard.
Can I sit there real nice?
Wow!
Oh, well, shit.
I have a lot winning tickets, my favorite.
But UmaWare? Sure, I'll fight for anything.
As long as there's a dollar in it, I'll fight.
There's a lot of dollars in it.
Coffee for the boys.
boys. Thank you right now. Gold ship.
Gold ship.
Uh, yeah.
Alright champs, you heard the man.
Alright, it's gonna be my war.
It's gonna be my war, ready.
He's a workhorse.
Yeah, he's got horse power. I like to tire from Germany.
Have to say that Pete is better than caffeine to wake up.
I feel motivated for this work day.
You're a true...
Who is better than a captain?
He's keeping me awake and interested at five, four years.
I'm a place of not-a-good-know.
I don't want to set foot on my roof.
I just want to start a play real world
In my heart I have one desire
And that one is you
No other will do
I've lost all ambition
For worthy acclaim
I just wanna be the one you love
And with your ambition
That you'll be the same
I'll have reached the goal of dreaming of being me
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart
I don't want to set the world on fire, honey.
I love you too much.
I just want to start a great big flame.
Now it's all hard to see.
Way down inside of me.
Already.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're rainy and your fever is running out, you devil.
You're rainy and your fever is running all around
with the guys gathering my head.
I'm going out to take these ruff-ray layers.
You're rainy and your fever is running out,
I'm being dazed.
I wish I could have a few years without a few thoughts.
I'm just going to stay on that.
So many of you didn't know except people who have primary
don't get, don't, are diagnosed and it can take years or decades to get a diagnosis.
Right.
So it's a very, very tough disease to live with and to get help for and treat it for.
And that's a massive part of what the University of Foundation does is help one,
get those diagnoses and then help the people who are diagnosed,
get the resources they need because it is a brutal thing to live with.
little thing to live with I'm sure mouse tell you what I'd like that more
interesting but it's not easy no it's really important stuff I did
no please morning watching it's really really important the work that we're
doing here hello we can videos first watched of you snow monkeys great
No, but you know what you know what I do go I bet you don't know
And they sing, oh, ain't you glad you're single?
And that song ain't so very far from gone.
Oh, Lily fell, oh, Lily fell.
So I may have done some fooling.
This is why I never fell.
I said, burn that jingle, jingle, jingle.
As I go right in Maryland, and they sing, oh ain't you clever, single?
And that song ain't so very fucking wrong.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
I imagine being sick constantly and having no idea why you're getting sick.
And then imagine on top of that being treated and having to go to the doctor as a bunch for things that they think it is, but it actually isn't.
Because the doctor doesn't even know about this condition existing.
So it's truly like hell to live with it.
So it's really, really important the work that the Indigenous Foundation is doing.
And I will stop yapping about all of it.
So we can get on with it even more war.
And the last thing I'll say is that we can make a big difference because people, wherever you're in the cyclathons, there's always a little bit of an uptick in the class of the nations in the US.
So we're really having an impact out there, as you guys.
A truck.
All right, boys.
The Great Umamusame War of 26 begins now.
I don't know anything about it.
And the horse?
Horse girls.
Horse girls.
Horse girls.
The favorite horse girl.
Gold shee.
Oh, yeah.
Moshi!
That's a little bit of fighting show.
Boys is genu mutual.
Boys is genu mutual.
Oh, the first one was for Qidus and Black.
Harurara!
Harurara!
I wish horses were real too.
I wish horses were real.
Oguri cap. Oguri cap.
Oh my god the donations are coming in big and fast.
And it's another donation for Oguri cap
and we've got Manhattan Cafe coming in with a donation.
We've got plenty of Oguri caps coming in.
Would you look at that?
A Kondo Pasta!
I can keep that going.
I can keep the announcement going.
And we've got Alcondo Pasta.
Harukyawata
Sadayasu oshii omozu
Machidai, ashikai, seidake
Seidai, kawai ruku, seiduka
Konuki ga ii, kono-sen
Iki ga made
Anata ga kieta
That time, I started to look for the path to continue
The water I swam, I went to the battlefield
The water I swam, I went to the battlefield
My heart is shaking
On that day, you and me
What kind of silence
I'll keep chasing you
I don't know what to do
Say the eyes of a baby
I'll follow you, say the wings
Don't know who that is
Oh, she's not here to see you, babe
Why can't I?
I can't say no, babe
I can't say no, babe
I can't say no, babe
I'm not here to see you, babe
I'm waiting for you
I don't want to lose
I just want to be the one
I'm going to win
Sailor Star
I want to hear it
I'm going to win
I don't want to give up
Sailor Ice
I'm going to be the one
I'm going to win
I'm going to win
I'm going to be the one
I
Mind mind
Okay, I'll heal you here. Okay. Okay
Oh major McQueen entering this race
race. Oh my goodness. We've
had so many of them. Have I
done inferno yet? One for the
course for a charity or
something beyond all of us.
The greater good humanity itself
is at stake in this race. Who
will take it? It's hard to say.
I'm here at the...
Uh, this is the end of the game, so I'll...
I'm going to have to go back to my room today.
I'll walk in the sun, and then I'll...
I'm going to have to go back to my room today.
I'm going to have to go back to my room today.
I'm going to have to go back to my room today.
My dream is to be safe.
Kitsune fu sukiuera tara tara tera
Kumariya pyukon tradeo
Aihi yoroteitani chiwa doku to
Tokimada maikata
Maimori yakuzumaretara
Koumu na waka teire no hoi
Omoidasu wa yabashii me oki
Just straight up and
Iihiru wa gai na to
Saai na to yu fu
That's a good thing, too!
I'm still in the game!
I just want to shine!
We can change the light!
The color of your eyes
Can be seen, walking to that day!
What's the point of falling?
I suddenly stop dreaming!
My dream is to be safe!
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I can understand it, but I don't know what to do
There's no such thing as a blessing
I'm not in pain, but I'll try
I'm not in pain, but I'll try
Riiight
No
What the fuck is he saying?
I'm in power to keep cycling, but you send all of your appreciation to us.
What is he saying?
Matic Haunted Hanhosa, Mambo Mambo, Boma Siri Mambo, Zabu Zabu, Yura Yura, Boma Siri Mambo.
Oh?
Like Compton Jason
Wait, oh fuck
We love NTR now to top row
Really?
I guess, I guess I like that
My son's not yet
I surpassed myself
For good
True
I got a very, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Very nice
These cyclathons helped me get through healing from nerve damage and being unable to walk 2 years ago
Thanks for doing these yearly
Also gold shift
Can you see me doing okay now?
I was also doing
Can we do it?
There's no karaoke.
I'll just sing along again.
Whoa, that's a 500-odd ratio.
I'm going to do it in the middle of the sky
I can't change my mind
Gotcha, Gotcha
A hot dream is rolling down the road
The memories of the past
When I woke up
The crushed star is now
Ono ni yuranuu
Abareta haji dake chioku nareru
Abareta kaze dake yasashisa wo shuru
Abare, abare, abare, makurei kedo
Abare, abare, shouri
To the end of the world,
The battle of the defeated,
Avalesha!
Avalesha!
To take back the quiet world,
Let's fight with a soulful spirit!
I'm gonna be honest, the past few times I've had a make
kept up with it as really sad as before
For justice
I was a little bit afraid to become strong
I was a little bit afraid to be kind
I was a little bit afraid to be crazy
I was a little bit afraid to be a victory
I'm not a child!
Hello.
Ah.
Ah, so.
First time donating to a great cause.
Keep up the amazing luck, Connor.
Chris Van Ganglund Pete.
Also proud of us.
In search of the L underscore.
L underscore?
L underscore?
No.
And I'm the school, and I'm the school, and I'm the school.
Oh, that was a strong tail there.
Look at that.
Look at those flags on the left of us.
No.
Can we go this way?
Out of the kilometer, that's fine.
Hey!
What is it, girl?
How's the wind with us?
Very coughed on you with reverb.
Oh, Maggie Denja.
I like that one
You just wanna laugh dance
You just wanna pop up on the center
You're the Batman
You just wanna ball out
And design a best friend
You don't wanna talk to more about it in the past
This is me on my zone
I'm just a cuckoo cuckoo shawty
I ain't give you nothing, you're some poor shawty
I got plenty things to make a run for shawty
All I'm at here and you end up with my body
Get into it
Double
Get into it
If you got a chance
Get into it
And she ain't got a butt, yeah I fuckin' hit em'
See, nothing but a butt Get into it, yeah
I'm fuckin' with the drugs, yeah Get into it, yeah
If you got a tattoo, get into it, yeah
And if she ain't got a butt, fuckin' get into it, yeah
Uh, uh, y'all need to get into the drip like a barona
Y'all need to get into my drip like Yalgihwana
No, no, she's probably too loud to see how the
I'm gonna see fuckin' to settle you, I'm Ariana
If they ever tryna neck up a mappa left in your cock
Call your mama and your papa like I'm gonna thinkin' at it
with a truck in like a crash beat
I'm gonna take you to where you are!
Hahahahaha!
They give five of these!
Well...
I did it!
Wait a minute...
No?
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
Hello!
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't
I'll do it right tomorrow
Eh, I know
I don't know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't
Hey Mouse, I wanted to say your journey and story is so inspiring to me
I recently have had my model made and have done a single stream but didn't know I have
to turn on save streams.
Anyways, I want it.
Ask if you thought a channel that's was Chase the Hyperfixation, where I stream about the
random things that are currently holding my interest could be successful, or if because
I wouldn't really.
Keep a theme?
Would that hurt me?
You do what you want to do, whatever makes you happy.
Oh, Chase, please.
Do what makes you happy.
I think if you go live and you talk about things you like and things that interest you, you will find people that will vibe.
Keep having the buzz.
Cause it's like, it's one thing to be like, oh, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna grow, and then you start streaming shit that you don't like and then you start hating streaming.
Whoa, I see it happens so many times with people bro. 500 other nation
I see it so many times
Really a 640 people chasing the numbers and then like they end up like fucking hating streaming so bad. Holy shit
I'll go to cap oil as I told you chat. Where am I now it's a Brian boys at what the fleet chats
Where's that one kid don't know too I didn't see that
Oh, wonderful, the doctor, the vtuber doctor.
The vtuber doctor has some words of wisdom.
From what I can tell, this concept started on the JP asmr side and has been talked about
quite a bit by talents like Nanaconiku who asks for advice on the best way to do it.
Then a bunch of other people start talking about how it's extremely painful, and...
Okay, I will admit I've never actually listened to a womb asmr, but there is a
lot going on here that I feel like deserves an explanation of the anatomy.
As we went over in our first female anatomy video, the vagina and the womb are two different
things.
The vagina is the primary sex organ for intercourse and a muscular tract that also serves as
the birth canal.
The womb is the uterus and the site of gestation after an ovulated egg cell joins up with a
sperm cell, implants on the uterine wall and grows into the placenta amphidus.
These are separated by the cervix, which is essentially a hard gatekeeper between
these two very different environments.
The cervix should really only open up during times of childbirth, or in special medical
procedures like the insertion of an IVV.
It should not be opened up or penetrated by a microphone, even the most invasive transvaginal
ultrasound which is the type that inserts the vaginal wand probe to evaluate a specific
uterine.
I can't get that shit done ever, oh my god, I'm sorry for the TMI, but holy shit.
I'm just gonna be 100% I'm gonna keep it 100% with you guys bro.
I cannot do a trans-vaginal ultrasound.
I cannot.
Like, the thought of it like...
Oh, shit.
I cannot do that shit, bro.
I had a panic attack when they tried to do it to me
in the hospital one time.
Because I had like really bad cramps.
Harder than that.
Takes the lead, boys.
So like, when you have really bad pain
and like you have like cyst and stuff,
they're like, oh, we must do an ultrasound
to see what's happening down there.
There is 640.
And they're like, we will do a trans-median ultra, and I'm like, AHHHHHHHHH!
STOP!
It's not a big deal, uh, it is for me, bro.
It is for me, I don't want that shit up there.
Nope.
An orobarian pathology does not go all the way into the cervix.
A loose cervix, also known as cervical insufficiency, is a medical problem that needs to be treated by a gynecologist,
as it can cause terrible complications, like infection, sepsis, or miscarriage.
Yes, that means in contrast to all the bad anatomy that 18 Plus Manga will tell you,
the penis should never be penetrating the cervix and creating an open connection between
the vagina and the uterus.
These two users actually get it right.
If people are actually talking about doing womb ASMR, then they should probably be
using a contact microphone to capture sounds trans-abdominally, like how we would do an
ultrasound for the fetus and the uterus.
I have no idea what this would sound like in most people.
you would probably get a good amount of bowel sounds in there as well, but whatever quotes your vote, I guess.
I want you to be able to hear my bowels.
And sticking microphones in their vaginas in order to capture the sounds of their vaginal canals,
then I can really only recommend them to be safe and minimize chances for infection.
Please do not use a full-sized Shure SMB7 or Yeti-
Who the fuck is putting a fucking blue Yeti or SMB off their fricking coaching?
and shove it in there. If I had to guess at what the most appropriate option would be, it would be
a smaller Lavalier microphone. It is Lavalier, not Lavalier. And please wrap it in a condom
in order to prevent infection, parts breaking off, or retaining a foreign body's inside the
vagina. Obviously, only insert it as far as you are comfortable with. And if anything feels
wrong, please seek medical evaluation as soon as possible. I will say it's not really my
cup of tea, but I would be lying if I said I didn't respect the endeavor and the boundaries
that are being pushed with content creation today.
Uh, his VTuber sign off is a fucking prescription notepad with a signature on it.
That's so cute.
He'll be for the day as well.
Well, don't stick a boom mic up there.
There you go.
I did we learn this guy it's it's it's important
I don't have, somebody wrote about having endometriosis, I don't have endometriosis but I have had in the past,
I've had horrible six, like really bad.
So close to 640 boys.
Horrible ovarian six that were very very painful.
Hi Connor, my favourite horse is mature, but my life's boyfriend loves NTR, moving to
top road.
Really?
That's interesting.
My nature being in third just makes sense.
Aww, poor nice nature.
3 minutes left on the Dono War.
3 minutes left.
Got to get my girl narrator Brian on the board.
639, we are 1k away of 642.
Yeah, just put a fucking microphone on your tummy, bruh.
He's gonna be screaming, kicking and wailing.
Well, it's fucking dope, guys.
I'm gonna drink a bottle of coffee.
It looks like Hadoodada is going to win.
It'll be like a godpeep, no matter.
Damn, not one... like, Gold Ship is number four? That's crazy, Gold Ship.
He's not out for the count. Yeah, I thought I was gonna die
I'm gonna sleep on Mario. I was just vomiting. It shows up when you least expect it
And the worst part is sometimes if they get too big you can get you can get torsioned ovary bro
Last in a minute remaining boys. Did we get a torsioned ovary? They get a wap around your ovary and just like
There's the 1k donation enough to sway this battle
it's race and how do we do that favor did you say well oh sugary requiem with
the very torch on for all good yeah special oh my god the last second
Snipe dude. No nice nature is third in shambles right now. Wait, isn't that the favorite?
Hey, what about no love for twin turbo what's good on here guys nobody likes twin turbo what's happening?
Turbo
$640,000 raised for charity, gentlemen.
It's fantastic.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There it is, boys.
Let's get the final results from the nods.
Okay.
Let's tell you up the list.
Let's see how it shook down here.
Did that snipe work?
I mean, hey, but it's a 640,
so it didn't even work.
It's beautiful.
Haru-Rau-Rau
A slow poke is never late, nor is he early. It snipes the end of the Pokemon race precisely when it's too late.
Oh, no.
Well, it's time we were standing. We must find our results.
We're going through the city, Elmer.
Wow, oh goody packed the winner.
Now I fucking know.
is a classic google walking route takes you down all the science straights
it's like oh we can shave off 0.1 seconds by going down to one's house
number 10 super creek 75 dollars okay number nine narrator top road 75 dollars
they definitely had more that's wrong number seven Manhattan cafe $100
I don't know.
Number six Agnes Taki on $175.
Number five Special Week $200.
Number four Gold Ship $401.
Okay, okay.
On the top 30.
Number one Oguri Cap $2130.
Number two Haru Harara $2060.
Number three Nice Nature $415.
It was kind of close, but you don't get a cap in Haruera, huh?
Damn. Damn.
Haruera couldn't even win this race.
Oh my god.
Orguri cap had to steal it.
No.
Show of shout for Haruera.
And still, he's in one race.
Hello.
Honor!
But you know what, Cheshire's smiling.
Because she raised money for charity.
And doesn't know what it's all about.
Oh.
Honor!
How do I need this one? Oh, good, he got it. How do I need it? How is he already happy?
Last summer? Really? Where are they going?
Call me some rice. Are we going to a special destination?
Oh, well, I don't like hills. I like sun, though.
We all know how we're out of love every second of the race, no matter the result.
Sure.
Oh, we're in the station.
We're going to the...
They're coming to my house!
They're coming to my house!
Do you know where this place is for kids?
Guys.
Same old story time again
That's so close, but then you've lost it
You'd have listened to your friends
About his girlfriend
you
you
you
you
you
you
They should have played that at the moon
I'm going to do a crotchet on the moon. Woo!
Straight.
It's a woman on Mama Nawn. It's a woman on Mama Nawn.
It's a woman on Mama Nawn. It's a woman on Mama Nawn.
It's a woman on Mama Nawn. It's a woman on Mama Nawn.
Oh, yes.
I love whales.
There's no more songs left, guys. I did all the songs for today.
Unless we hit another goal.
Maybe the town over?
Unless we hit another goal.
And I don't understand.
Isn't that where...
Oh, you're from an aluminum.
Oh, aluminum head, right, of course.
Okay, well, why do we have two vanes?
Okay.
Really, now?
Yeah, okay, fair.
Do you want to play?
Okay.
Okay, well my bad.
Vape, no pills!
Oh, I see, I know where we're going.
Ah, we're going here.
Oh, yeah, I still have a sign for it.
Fishy.
Very fishy.
Vape, no tiwawa.
these nuts slash slash slash you try and do a little break yep there we go I got
you bro I caught you instant mate I knew your word I knew your setup I knew
your techniques I everything you're game 40 trash obliterated send back to the
shadow realm what the fuck 40 degree heat Malaysia what the fuck are you saying
What's this guy saying?
That's a very fishy smell.
I don't understand.
Oh my god, there's a guy on the road.
Monday.
What the hell is he on the wrong way?
uh
where are we
I can do that where is this place
And I don't understand
Hey, where are we going, bud?
Guys, where are we going?
So scared!
Where are we going?
Oh goody cap. Oh goody cap. Your ass.
We got to do a little, we got to replay the uh, how do we say it?
Welcome to the Cyclothon Keenan.
From the paddocks to the podiums, let's see who's who's reign supreme in third place is.
He is uh, nature.
Nice nature. Nice nature, yes.
Nice nature is how I feel when I see those Dono's number go up and in second place is.
What are we, what is this night plus we're doing?
My friends she is a very strong racer
How many songs of a song in total
6.40.
I'm so sorry.
I might have misheard you.
Do you think 6.40?
I wrote 6.44.
123? No way.
For real? Holy shit.
That's false information. This is like I'm not...
Ready, Z?
I don't lie.
Unless it's to his wife about hanging out with her.
That is actually true.
Where are you?
I'm like, uh...
So, I thought I might think about it.
You're the library.
And my wife's...
You gotta tell them to believe the lies.
And then my wife's...
You're a witty...
There's another two paleo's, please.
And I go, that's funny, they have a special on paleo books.
With Conner.
Conner.
Tex!
What did I do?
What did I do?
He touched you.
I'm a gang boy, a gang man, mate.
Gang boy?
Well I'm not gay, I don't get anybody in there.
What the hell is going on?
We have a respectable enterprise in that.
What are you saying?
We're signing checks for charity.
I'm doing great, mate.
This is my favorite day so far.
I'm just because you're here.
Because the scenery's big, absolutely.
That could also include me.
I mean, look at those mountains.
I know, it's absolutely stunning.
I love it how you feel like the hills and the mountains
and the bigger mountains and finally the monster mountains.
You always claim like when you, you, you know, you lived in
Sendai and then Morioka and now like the great urban jungle of Tokyo.
It's just like awful.
But you love waking up and saying, ah, the mountain.
Well, it's because in the UK we don't, from much of the UK we don't have mountains.
People cruise far beyond the USA we don't have mountains.
We do have mountains in Wales and Scotland.
But not like this.
Not like this.
That's like, that's the height of the tallest mountain in the United Kingdom.
That's what I find out.
It's something beautiful, there's a sense of adventure, like, what lies beyond the mountains.
So it's not a little bit of a disaster.
Yeah, it's like, well, what's going on inside?
I'll show you some biscuits.
It does look, it gives it this, like, every day I'd wake up, I would have a tire.
It's the one we were playing with, Terraria Contigo.
Yes, the kid that was on the monkey's shirt.
Oh, sweet!
Monkey's shirt.
Have you come out with us?
I didn't know you were gonna call me.
What the hell is this fit?
What do you mean you...
The worm!
I have to be a worm!
A worm worm.
It's my favorite.
That's Chris' favorite.
I'm glad you have a favorite.
It reminds me of the video game Worms, which is my childhood in the 90s.
Worms!
Right up my mouth.
I'm a Worms.
What game is that?
You know Worms.
The one where you like...
You shoot...
It's like aim the grenade or the shot
I don't even know where it's from the golf game
Well, why are they golfing?
When you play the golf game and there's that worms mapping
I fucking hate it cause it's nothing but explosions
Hey, it's mouse!
Yeah, we gotta get in
Hey, it's baby!
How's it going?
How's it going, boy?
I missed my stardew farm, but I've replaced it with something better
Don't worry
Farming donations
Farming donations
We'll play stardews
One hundred times
I can't wait, although I'm a world-farming-
Set your phases from Stumpto to Excitement. They've got drinks in the fruit. Like all apple juice in an apple.
No.
What?
So wait, that sounds amazing. It's like you can eat the apple after you drink and you can fuck the apple.
Okay, you get a whole apple juice.
What is apple?
What's wrong with him?
Oh well, I'll show you now.
What is this place?
Wow.
Whoa!
Wow, it's pretty good.
Whoa!
Oh, great.
I would like to look like a fruit.
I have a bash.
Okay.
Well, have a nice day.
Can I have a fruit?
I am dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I cannot.
Whole grain food chips.
You ordered things right now.
Oh, I hear something.
This was decided by Christmas.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
Oh.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
What do you want now?
Keep Chris away from my fresh apple pie.
Oh, no.
Oh, I don't need it.
I want some in a strawberry.
Strawberries?
Yeah.
Is there a strawberry meal?
There's a little, yeah, there's like this thing.
I don't know what this is.
I would like a strawberry meal, please.
Okay.
Okay, this.
This is the last one
Let's become every kind of a...
Strawberry...
She's...
She's getting table?
Where's she took her bench?
I guess I'm there.
Where's my strawberry?
Is it out of her seat?
There isn't no hard door student.
It's her.
Yeah, I think...
I love that bed.
Oh!
Let's take her table.
Here, Wolf, thank you so much for the raid out in a great street.
Who took his bench?
I'll write down what strawberry, you know, please?
You can eat your strawberry meal.
Yeah?
And pasty?
Whoa.
Okay.
Ugh.
Come on.
This is gonna be the fastest 6 hours I've ever felt a stream going on in my life.
Really?
Fastest.
It's pretty fast.
This is so much fun.
It's not my mouse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You heard it from the boss.
I got banana pudding.
Nature's desserts.
This place is just pretty quiet before we get in.
I'm sorry it's my fault.
No, it's not your fault.
It's Chris.
Me?
You're just gonna say horrible things when he saw the pudding.
He's like, gang bang, um...
Gang bang, please!
What was he talking about?
Gang bang, man.
That's what you said.
You said it.
Yes, you said it.
Talk camera.
Absolutely.
And then you said, Ash, and the words of Marcus Rodeus...
Ah.
...don't block the fence.
Turn out the way you want.
Welcome a bit, whichever way they're headed.
That is the part.
You've already released that.
I can't even decrypt it.
Wait, was that the guy who said...
All ready.
...brought back to a murdered son?
Has been to a murdered wife.
I'll have my vengeance and this life would be next.
I won't trust him anymore, Rodeus.
Why not?
The soul becomes dying with the colour of its thoughts.
Do I have to get code?
Yeah.
Count's Nikki.
You're fucking easy.
What are these from?
They should have a bio-shark book.
They should have a bio-shark book.
They should have a bio-shark book.
Dang, that's a much more fucking...
What do you call him?
Well, are you looking at pizza or what?
Okay.
Should we read the quote now?
How does it help to make troubles heavier by bemoaning them?
Okay.
How does it? How does it help?
British people love a good whinge.
We do love a good whinge.
So like it helps you process your...
What's interesting is that your handwriting is worse and worse as this goes on.
I'll print out your whinge.
The first one is showing me.
Oh, really?
I can keep it on me sometimes.
That's kind of nice.
I think that's the practice you're writing.
I do need to practice one more time.
Oh, what's that?
It's written in two books.
So we're going?
We're going there now?
After our dessert.
What is it?
It's the wonders of the Bowidge Forest.
It's an underground forest.
Underwater forest.
Underwater forest?
new biome unlocked called the Buried Forest Museum
oh my god that's better than going to the ice wall
okay why would we go to the ice wall
we should go to the ice wall
we have to go to the ice wall so we can unlock the other biomes
do you know about this theory?
so the wall is flat obviously we all know that
Um, and there's an ice wall that separates us from the world we know and the new continents.
The Great Ice Wall.
That's what Cortez was looking for.
He ran it in, like, Mexico.
It's just, it's true.
It's the Flatter of Theors.
This is true, right, Mouse?
Yes, it's true.
100%.
The world beyond is no longer...
We have never found a lava biome.
Like a full one.
We haven't even found the Bridgeton Biome yet.
In just west of London.
You knew where I was going?
I was going to say Birmingham too.
Coventry was up there.
Okay, so you ruined my cool joke.
First of all, donations are here.
Six...
Six hundred and forty-one thousand, one hundred and eighty.
Go on.
Magical blue dragon, twenty-five dollars, says nothing.
Thank you, magical blue dragon.
Yeah, that's a video, please.
I'm so freaking proud of you guys and what you're doing for the world, happy as
Anyway, I can break ins from the Netherlands by car.
That has $100.
That's amazing.
The car is going to be fantastic.
I'm playing Day 10 Daniels, our clubhouse leader today.
We also had the...
I'm trying to...
We had Emerald, who gave $4,000.
Yeah.
From another skydiver.
Bad Beagle, who gave $3,000.
The bad Beagle.
So a lot of people...
It's even quite a lot of...
I mean, today's been the same day for racing models.
And just think we still have more to go.
Peter fact. Peter fact.
I mean, let's not say that.
Peter fact.
It's a little too close to something I don't want to be associated with.
Peter fact.
I've dealt with it.
How's my name never been pulled?
It's like, to Peter out means to lose interest.
And then I have this whole Peter fact, which just sounds awful.
And a spoken word.
And then like, it's just, I can't catch a break.
Who was the cameraman filming the moon landing thing who was the cameraman Ed Harris was in
So wait, there's Neil Armstrong buzz
Lightyear and then the guy who stayed in the
Buzzalgeon and a guy who stayed in the ship in case they died
But yeah, that guy was awesome imagine if like Collins
How would you feel being the second person on the moon, ever being forgotten?
I would love that.
No one's been on the moon.
It's not real.
See, I could be the first.
We could still be the first.
You went all that way to see the second person on the moon.
Well, I don't think they went there for the glory of being the first.
That's our empty perspective, isn't it?
Yes.
That's like the most negative interpretation of doing it.
I'm going to be in Toyama in 20 minutes as a Franklin internet 10 dollars
but then I have to hop on another train to Tatayama so I'll be able to say hi.
I hope the rest of your day is good.
It is good, Ian.
But like your second place in the cyclotron, right?
Connors first, how does it feel to be second?
Slocky second.
I'm glad to, I very much prefer a bigger side character.
I don't look at it like that.
I think this is a weird way to do the world. Everyone is a character, a main or a side.
Poor old man. On Chris's phone he's got labeled side NPC.
What's my ranking now? 12. He ranks as American Friends.
NPC that gives out non-important requests.
Did you guys, uh, did worm get second place or first?
That's why I'm here.
I love the big iron worm.
Oh yeah, what do you like about it?
I think that at first it was unsettling, and then as time passed I gave it a pretty shove.
That's insane.
Wait you can zoom in
Yeah, on the on the worm. Oh my god, that's amazing
The worm has spoken to me it's demanded more donations. Oh, it's not even a request at this point
It's a demand, okay, you see this gun?
I just know no preten mass walking talk if mass doesn't mean that.
Yeah, so 666,000 right?
Big iron.
Oh god, oh god.
There's the thing.
Oh god.
Why am I getting shot?
Well, sacrifices must be made.
Listen, she's got a big iron on her head.
What?
She well, she's been looking for a reason.
You know, big iron is a powerful gun,
done, but close the iron in your pocket.
The credit card.
Bend it.
Swipe it.
It's right here, well within your grasp.
It's just one quick, errrrr.
Well, out the dust of, oh, I haven't used this in a while.
Time for my yearly donation.
Because if we get to $666,000, you're
going to have one happy worm.
And if you don't want to ruin our day, do you?
Yeah, you don't want to, eh?
What are you putting that thing in?
I'm putting it in a chat now.
Oh, it's going to chat. So there it is. I'm waiting to see where it's coming from, or no new biomes.
Maybe we should come through and see if that would have been ready.
Are they preparing it?
No new biomes.
Or is it the food that's taking them?
I don't know.
Are they growing a new strawberry?
Berry I think they're growing strawberries so I think we have to wait it's like go to the windows
Sometimes
She grows in Sunday sometimes it grows a 40 sometimes it grows in in in more days
What is the worst aspect about Saudi Valley that you're not joining us yet? Yeah, but you're not playing with it
It's honestly, I think it might be one of the best games ever made, full style based on its purpose.
Like Elden Ring is better for me, but if you like any sort of farming simulator or this kind of game, it's the best of its version ever.
That's how good it is. It's amazing.
It's such a culty pose game. Unless you're me, then you have a brain injury the next time you play.
well that does happen when I play with there I'm like where are you she's like
thank you for the one dollar gin hey we'll take it we need to keep raising it
here comes Chris's menagerie of fruits yeah I want you the one
Like am I slobbering you?
Hello everyone.
Oh my gosh.
Um, thank you.
Thank you Prototype Reaper with the 25 dollars.
You're better.
He said cuts.
Curses strikes.
Oh, cuts.
Wait, did you know that anything?
He was gonna make you pay?
What's that mean?
That's a local news app.
That's fucking cute.
Then when I found out you were paying,
I'd have to double pay.
I've been paying for everything.
That's what you found out.
Well, now, hold on. You haven't been paying for everything.
It's time for us to raise...
Wait, someone just give us a thousand donations.
Man!
Okay, we got two big donations coming in here.
Okay, we got more... more sudo...
...ditch under our force.
My mouse might want to swap that bit and then it's cut off.
but big iron for harpoon but then unbelievable the dapper ninja I didn't
even notice you must be sneaking around somewhere $1,000 fine take my
overtime money so cruel thank you for your overtime cash brother seriously
Bye.
Bye.
Okay.
How's your banana pudding?
Simply delicious.
Okay, so they're keeping me here.
Oh, no, my screen.
It's all my fault.
You can stash it.
Let's try it.
Try again.
Good?
Okay.
Custard and...
Is it graham cracker?
No, I think so.
I'm going to have a bite.
Okay.
How's your banana pudding?
Simply delicious.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Custard and is it graham cracker no, I think so there's no way they have graham crackers in japan. I don't know
Graham crackers are godlike. How do you not know where graham cracker is?
Well in the UK we have the fumbly wumbly biscuits
The jammy Dodgers those are my favorite jammy Dodgers. It's not the column. Yes, those are the best
The little red thing, and then, but graham crackers clear easily.
Graham crackers are so good. The fumble wumble.
How about you guys fumble some money into this account right here.
Oops, I dropped it into a great cause.
Not fumbly, wobbly.
That's a terrible disaster.
We got $2.25 donations from Kimichanga.
Pete and the worm made a great point, and Kosiris, please don't shoot Pete.
Great worm.
And then the nutty sauce says, hey, I'm disabled and normally don't donate to stuff, funds are tight, but I know this is a good cause.
Much love to Iron Mouse and Seedog from Canada.
I like to think that we were also included in that little unnamed incident.
That's a great message, so thank you for taking the time to donate, even if you normally don't do this sort of thing.
It is going to an amazing cause.
Please take care of yourself first.
Do you know Biscoff?
That's Graham Crackers.
That's what I say when I'm angry. Just Biscoff.
Why is it called something different in America?
Well, you guys invented the language and then we were like, we'll take it from here.
You have fumble wumbles and we'll...
Hey, but I thought Biscoff is like sweeter than Graham Cracker.
You guys just kind of like butchered everything at one point, at some point, with the language.
I just can't make sense of it.
So Australians I think did the worst though.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
This cop is not Graham Crafty Sharp.
I didn't say it was.
I read what they said.
You know what I realized?
Is that why you house that?
When you read chat messages, or not you, but like normally like a streamer, they'll
like this. They'll say, graham crackers are meant to be like that jesset biscuits in the
cake. They'll do this like lower tone, right? I like to read messages for a little bit of
character. Then they think I said it. So I say like, Bischoff is kind of like a graham
cracker, but it's actually, I'm reading this guy, and they're like, you son of a bitch.
You're too good at your job. Well, I just... When you're the guy that's reading that.
You're great at saying he and I are the same. He was two years old.
Well, is this a little bit like Conrad Sommers with QT and she taught him what a graham
cracker was that's how like the stream of voice so you had a
ram cracker marshmallow chocolate cracker is a kind of like
plum right no no okay
this stuff is you know what I'm not I'm not taking it
but now I don't want a graham cracker it's a s'more has graham cracker
But that's Gallish.
Dead.
Dead.
You're gonna have it for the day.
It was pudding. That was $2.25.
It's actually $1.00.
Yeah, it's not sugar.
It's just sugar.
$1.87 minimum.
I got a couple of donuts coming in, guys.
Patricia World wasn't able to cycle alongside you
when you were eating lunch,
but glad I was when I was on my way home.
Not even a skirt
Kurt will stop me from cycling with you.
Did you see somebody on the road?
Maybe they're on the road in spirit.
This is a big boy.
We've got a $500 donation from Zarkazen.
Halo legendary fund.
Abigail Rocks, as hard as her diet.
That's funny, I just started a reference
because she eats rocks.
Connor doesn't know what he's missing.
Mason, thank you.
I love you, Chris, from Abdullah.
Oh, thank you, dude.
My cakes, please, can you tell Rosie to get ready for school
as much as we love you guys?
Education is important.
That's true, that's true.
Rosie, don't end up like us.
Frick streamers.
Go to school.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
My mom.
My mom still calls it twach.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
And she's just actually a British.
No, actually, that's one of my favorites.
We used to have twaches every Monday.
Every Monday.
Every Monday after school,
So after frolicking in the fields
Um, El Capon
How you doing Pete? This is the boyfriend from Australia
Watching with my girlfriend
Watching just for you, man
Hello boyfriend
Hey Pete, I'll have you know us Australians
It's been a long time improving English language to its peak form
Grab a slap at the pokies, mate
Fuck an oath
You're my good egg
A fucking pokies, mate
A slap at the what?
The pokies
It's the pussy you're going with
In the bars
In the bar
They have a little slot machine that they call the pokies
Great place, it's a great world
Crack it.
Get chopped.
I'd like to drink some more.
I'll have another 80 calories.
80, yeah.
There you go.
Don't drink your calories, brother.
Is your sugar?
No, it's not.
It's fruit.
What do you think fruit is?
Fruit is nature's best.
Well, it needs your sugar.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's very, very sweet.
That doesn't make the calories disappear.
How many calories?
No.
These are good calories.
They're good calories.
I don't want to say that's a bad one.
That's not teaching that.
Let's not teach you good calories.
It's not every calorie we make.
No, no, it's not every.
That's not every.
80, 60?
So I'm feeling famichic you over at Designation.
It's a good calorie.
You're not even bothering grapefruit.
Boy.
Kroc is a grapefruit vitamin C.
Ha ha ha.
Big stuff tastes like it's meal.
Oh, thank you.
Are you asking AI?
He's asking AI.
Why?
I don't know why he can't Google it.
There was no science.
That's a massive effect.
That's quite a different story.
It's also the juice version.
I want to cross the eyebrows.
You know you should go through the...
Diddy-dallyed long enough.
We diddy-dallyed with our jammy daughters.
Would you go to that side of this house?
What?
Okay, don't know Captain Karagay.
Congrats on raising $640,000 so far.
Connor, Chris, Paul, Ian, Nabi, Pete,
I'm sorry guys, the audio is lagging because it's the audio from the Discord call.
Because if I kept the audio from the stream on, it would sound like this.
Anonymous colon cancer is on the rise among adults under 30s, so don't sleep on your daily fiber.
Columns is crazy, it's painless and nothing's scary.
slight
Mine didn't feel great
So that was but in the last did they give you those
Obviously John Shaw
I'm excited
Let me too.
Never apologize, Navi.
We're almost at 645.
You're killing it, bro.
The only apology is that I'm...
I'm sorry, I didn't raise enough money.
Is the ticket necessary?
Don't need this?
I'm sorry.
Please, I'm just gonna lose it.
I'll lose everything.
Thank you so much, Sid.
Good night, man, as I'm getting ready to move.
But I love you.
I appreciate you all and this cause
Thanks for all that you do legend legend amongst men. What do you have right now?
644,150
If you ain't got nothing better to do
Is this a dish up?
This is Jesus, this is the only gift shop. I can't wait to get a gift
It's a very small gift shop. I don't know what you could possibly get.
Oh, I'll find something.
That is ass size.
That's a little shirt. I'm small.
I look very small.
Oh, I'll find something alright.
Yeah? You're on?
Yeah.
Yeah?
What do you got for us?
Tafiyama Kurobe-jiro.
I'll take you to a club that was just done.
Yeah, I do not like climbing, man.
Especially after I had a surgery on my hands.
Oh, asterisk.
Will you switch to the cameras?
Yes, I will.
She's asking whether we want to watch them with you.
I'm not gonna be the one.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I think we should move around too much. Always choose the built-in.
Guys, Peggy and Mike, we're going to swap to the camera audio.
Mass is the world.
Mass is the world.
It never gets old.
It's kind of short.
It never gets old, Mass. You hear that?
Aw, thanks.
What's up?
He's in the sum of the books.
Uh-oh.
He's cool as a sx.
What?
Ha.
What's up, you guys?
Connor got a BBL?
What?
He's not a BBL.
You said you got a birthday on your one, BBL.
650L do BBL.
Oh, shit, he's in the BBL.
650L for 650.
He gets a BBL.
What started here?
The underground trees.
The trees?
They're all around.
Yeah, probably my VBL works.
Is this the one now?
My VBL works.
It inspired me to do some looks maxing.
That's so best.
6K for PCVL.
I can't wait to see my VBL.
Wow, look at this.
What the heck?
Stop! I don't need your help!
Be careful.
Let's send him out, son of a...
Go!
YAAAGH!
We're about there.
So that's some...
Roots buried beneath the earth.
That reminds me of Corkieber.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Ha ha ha.
Get in there for us, son.
Leave the battery for us, you guys.
Oh my god, it's the best.
It's the photo, I guess, apparently it looks like fucked up, I guess.
I don't know if you stand right there, like the illusion, maybe?
Yeah.
I don't think it looks that.
The chain is pushing.
Nah.
A little bit.
What is this?
What is this tree?
This is the same...
...tank.
The underwater tree.
It was like hypnotic.
It's a nautica tree!
Okay.
It's a nautica tree!
It's a nautica tree.
Whoa!
This is just silly.
It's just like...
What's the difference between the same...
I don't know. It's kind of...
Oh, is it because of the show?
Maybe.
I can see it.
What a hell.
It's kind of dark isn't it? You can't really see it.
A bit of a shame, really.
I see.
What do you see on us?
darkness
and tree
anything good?
you see anything get down here?
no, it's just tree
well that's cool
wait that's cool, wait that looks awesome
look at that
oh i see it now
now you're faking it
no, i'm not faking it, it's just a pixelation has gotten better
oh
Oh, that's kinda cool. So, are those roots still alive?
That's what I wanna know.
I mean, that's kinda cool.
Look at what's dead. I mean, well, I guess it could be great if it was dead, wouldn't it?
Yeah.
That's cool.
I think the bubble is like, it has bubble-ies and these still alive.
Is he really a grown-up?
No, he's not a grown-up.
It looks like that one boss in Elton Grandwood just comes out of the trees.
Yeah.
Is that gonna be something I can't do anymore?
On the future tree avatar?
Yeah, the future tree I've talked to.
My voice just started back to me.
My voice keeps like carrying it.
Let's drop the stats.
Can't go legendary, not yet.
What?
What?
Yeah, I know you can hear me. I've watched you resonating everywhere.
Wow.
That was awesome.
Jump in.
I'm not gonna jump in.
Jump in.
Take a deer bus.
What jumping in man? You jumping?
I ain't no meanie, let's go.
Might be the last thing I'll ever do.
Yeah, we'll see how long your charge lasts in there.
Oh god, you want to kill me, eh?
I don't know about that.
You want such a...
I'll kill you for that all day.
See you soon, be the guy!
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Something about this thing's never gonna get done.
Yeah, the different angles make it look really cool.
This is like the thing could be living in here.
Yeah, it looks like a face hugger that's been like decomposed.
Oh shit.
It's gonna wake up and come and hug your face.
His left.
Yeah, this could be the T-virus.
Oh shit, the T-virus.
I've been tested. Do we know?
So this is three...
They found it in 1954.
Oh yeah, the last time they were digging they just found it.
That's crazy.
That's cool that they decided to make an exhibition for it there.
That's cool.
Let's go look at the next room. There's another one.
More tree?
Mmm, more trees.
Oh.
Ooh!
Drying exhibition hall. What's drying?
Drying trees.
Don't be alarmed, it's not his knees cracking.
That is my knees cracking.
I can tell you now, he's okay.
What's that?
That way we can walk him down.
And there's a theme park.
theme park why are we a tree world then well I knew it from the
They're all like, you know, and we've got a free ticket for the Ferris Wheel.
Ferris Wheel!
Oh wow.
Wow, that's cool.
That's nice.
We're gonna get these bananas!
We've got a free coupon for a Ferris Wheel.
Well actually, what are we doing then?
Well we're looking at Traceful.
It's good, but like, in the opinion system.
Time to go to the Ferris Wheel.
15,000 people watching, I guess it's trade with sin trees.
Well, the Wonder Water Tree is cool.
The Wonder Water Tree.
All right, shall we?
Naby, how do we get out of here, Naby?
Same way?
It's time to spend game of tea.
All right.
Oh, no, it's just trees.
OK.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm for a stay-at-all.
I'm out.
It's full.
Huh?
What are you getting in the car?
I'm probably half done.
I'm half done.
I've got no one to say so this is your call.
Yeah, true, true.
I'm half done.
I'm half done, I guess.
How do you do, Max?
I'm good.
I just couldn't go in the day.
I'm kind of fired from Plasma.
Oh, Plasma?
Yeah.
Did you know it takes eight visits to the Plasmidination Center to make one dose of Plasmid?
Well, if you're a normal person, how much do you think I need?
I need a lot, too.
Yeah, I get mine every week.
I'm through the toilet now, dude. Could you hold on to this, sorry?
I'll be right back, sorry.
You went to the bathroom, huh?
They did. There you go.
Fuckin' God. I thought you were gonna kill me with it.
I can hold everything.
Yeah
Here's what we got
Pete's got Pete's got both cameras now mouse
This is like chat section
So this is just part of the duties listen for the amount of money we've raised i'll do any
Would you tap dance?
How about what would you tap dance?
Yeah, I'll tap dance. I'll do this right now. Ready?
Oh, okay.
How do I tap dance?
Okay.
I think you're going to spin it around.
Okay, I'll wait. There you go. Sorry. You get it. See it?
Alright.
Can you hold this for a second?
Okay, sure.
You got to do both.
I got it.
I got it.
There you go.
Okay, got it.
Tap dance time.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Best I got.
Seeing my dad shake inside of my jacket was worth at least a thousand dollars.
Please pick me up guys.
Exactly.
Listen, I'm gonna give a shit about embarrassing myself at this point.
42 years old.
You raised 24 good cars.
You say dance.
I say win and wear.
Yeah.
That's how it works.
In my trees.
Huh?
It shot more hard than I thought.
Back to...
...back to the pros.
What's that?
I think that was the Irish.
I remember.
Oh, there's a top desk jig.
What?!
Are you jigging?
You missed it. You missed it.
You jiggled everything.
Did you teach him how to do it?
I taught him how to do it.
Why did you put it in front of a gunner?
I'm putting the gun on you.
I'm sorry.
She's still putting the gun on you.
I can't.
Can't stop. Won't stop.
Why do you like threatening people with false?
I'm Latino. What do you think?
Can we replace the gun with like a slipper?
Oh, I need to find my slipper. I don't know where it is.
You don't feel slipper?
Make it a camera roll slipper.
You don't feel slipper?
Oh, I should have been the dancer that taught me in Wales.
Oh, yeah.
I had my cool Clifety Cluck shoes.
That was tough.
That was very hard to do.
Oh, yeah, your whale dance.
I don't know.
Bye-bye.
Are you still behind me?
No, he's behind you.
He what?
He's behind you.
One would we go to the park?
Where is he going to be in the park?
I don't know, maybe that would be a similar role.
You think so? What if there isn't a middle?
There is you have to ask really nicely to get it.
Please!
Please if I can please!
Do you want to cycle it or is it on the way?
It's a three K to cycle it so
This masses your your cool your honor severe. All right, I'll give you this on this one. That's your you're a
All right, I'm out. Say yeah here wait. There you go. You couldn't say there they go
Bye Paul
Well you're coming with us. I think actually
Yep!
I'm coming for you!
Did you see the thing I got, Mouse?
What did you get?
Check this out.
Call me, call me.
That's Ian.
Okay.
Oh yeah!
Look at that!
Whoa!
And it's so cool!
See over here?
Let's see here.
There you are.
Oh, I'm like a little basket!
And then you got the iron mouse defense force tab.
So there you go.
And we're trying to write the names down, but Connors, they're coming in too fast and furious.
We gotta get those, I'll get those names on there.
We're gonna get a drink.
On the boat.
Okay
How was my jig was it good I
Dance while you guys are in the bathroom
He missed Michael flatly Lord of the dance
Only you two would get those reference.
I don't know what that is, but I just repeat the way you said it.
Michael Flatley was one of the most famous dancers of like tap dance in the world.
Oh.
Yeah, Lord of the Dance.
So it was like popular in the 90s and early 2000s.
I bet some of your chatters who have credit cards could back me up by donating and say,
I remember Michael Flatley in your old references piece.
Well, look at Michael Gratterley.
So he made his own film.
And he made a James Bond style film.
And also, something like James Bond.
See, I didn't know that.
It's completely out of my life.
Shit.
I'll say later.
OK.
Is it like that Tim Breen guy?
I've been doing that for two or three years, sorry.
That I don't know.
Do you know one, Poppy Miley?
That's all I want to talk about.
Metal Slug!
Okay.
Enemy Chaser!
Bye, Connor.
Laser Shot!
Hey, the good news is, she said bye-bye.
Bye forever.
Bye forever.
Whenever they talk to me, I'm gonna die.
No seminar old school.
No!
Hold that one close.
No!
No!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
rare mouse out lost her snacks common mouse out he's done it he's already
saying he's done it I think Ian's already eating them so all right so wait
we get in the van we meet you guys down there and I can't believe O'gary cap one
Hey you're burning extra calories that's good
I'm burning my butt.
Burning my butt, because of my BBL.
My BBL. Can't wait for a p-BBL journey.
Bye bye.
Say bye.
Okay, see you.
Okay.
Into the van we go.
Cyclathon Omega Check will update as soon as we can.
BBL, BBL, BBL.
Ugh!
I've got so much.
much it's three kilometers right three kilometers
hi so we're still live on the van gang so we're still live but give me a second
Okay. Boom, 80, 82 back.
On this, and then I'm just gonna go like that.
And then I go like, uh, like this.
And then I go like that.
And then I go like this.
Yeah, I gave all this
Thank you
Okay, all that's done which way you're facing I don't know how to face the camera the other way. I'm sorry mouse. It's okay
All right, then I climb the chat is looking at dashboard cam
wait the camera feed is what they see? oh well I gave them a look
wait here we go I can do this is gonna be
Gird yourself chat. You're gonna see a very
It wasn't
We've confirmed that it's not it's not our camp
Um, those of you who don't know, on Mouse's Channel, let me briefly introduce, this is
the van gang.
We're sitting here going BTS.
This is Mr. Ian Rudd.
He's the Root Planner.
The guy who gives a done.
I think your thing's falling around.
If you hear any big bangs in the back, don't worry, it's just Pete's luggage falling
about.
It's true.
Candyman Paul.
Oh!
Sometimes, honestly.
He'll find him in...
Where'd you twist it?
As well.
as well
You got old colonoscopy pee
They were like you get a colonoscopy
I'm gonna check my butt out before I get my BBL
Use a lot in there. You have the menagerie of
Oh, yeah, my oh my in is all
So the good news though is that we're gonna go towards the boys
A fairs wheel and we'll reunite you with them
Shortly but until that time
There's a chance of being
Here I can give you guys
There you go
That's
scenic dash cam
Beautiful I want to drink. Oh, there's the Ferris wheel
Is it that in the distance?
Yeah, the big red...
And we're gonna take you all the way to the tippy top, if we reach $650,000.
If I get to the tippy top, throw me off.
I... well, the computer will be alright, I guess.
We have a warranty.
I will jump off by two.
If we... we gotta reach 650k, right? That's not so bad.
Uh, I don't know.
And then 666,000 to do a mouse walk and talk through Tokyo.
Yeah!
We'll take you through Tokyo.
So it's a lot easier to get places in the car. I like that.
Oh, isn't it my parents?
Alright, here, you can see the boys are coming up on your left there.
It's you'll see it their way ahead though, but uh
Connors got Jimmy to shout something to him as encouragement
What do you mean to say
Nope, I need you to tell me in less than five seconds hurry hurry hurry go
Two seconds
They call you
There we go, I think uh several municipalities of jason can do that.
There you go man, you're all just conioos out of there.
I can't drink.
I could.
You did a great job.
And then to the left up there is the ferris wheel.
That's a tree I'm blocking every bit.
She said Konyosaki or what you mean Kono-Saki.
Okay.
She was like Konyosaki to the right.
Okay.
I'm so glad that you're wearing that Goma Bingo.
What?
I feel like any bingo you put for me, it's just gonna get, it's just gonna hit.
Like, it's just the, there's nothing I won't do.
Oh, I see it! I feel like we're closer!
Yeah, yeah, it's definitely just around the corner.
I think.
You know what I was feeling, Cat?
What?
All these places that we've been visiting so far,
it looks like it's something out of the walking dead,
because there's never anybody around, and it's very empty and abandoned.
And nobody's here outside?
No, it's very sad.
And, uh, I'd rather be out here doing a zombie thing than Tokyo.
Oh my god.
I would suck.
Tokyo would die within four minutes.
Yeah, but eventually the herd would come here.
Would they come all the way out to here?
Of course! The herds will wander.
That's... If they walked all the way out here, then I'll willingly sacrifice myself for their meal.
That's a very far journey.
They will definitely make it over here.
It might take months, but they'll make it.
How long would it take to shamble from Tokyo to here?
Oh, windy, windy.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Ian knows.
Look at that, that's the slide.
Wait, there's a big slide.
A slide?
All right, this is...
We're gonna chuck you down the slide.
On your laptop.
Top.
That's the water! That's the latest river!
Oh, that's... abandoned. That's a water park.
It's a abandoned water park!
I need an answer right now. Do we kill Naby? Do we kill Naby? Do we run the water park?
No, keep him alive. We need him for former days.
We need him, we need him, we need him, we need him, we need him, we need him, we need him.
That's a water slide.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
How's it going?
It's a water park.
It's a pretty big fair school.
It is very big. This is Naby. He's the fourth member of the bad gang.
Hi, Mouse.
The king of Malaysia.
I wouldn't say that.
Uh, my king of Malaysia.
Okay, there we go, I got there.
That one works.
My king. Okay.
Now I gotta figure out how to get out of this.
Can you take Mouse for a minute?
Go to Nabi.
She's looking from the front of that.
Okay.
They're coming.
Sorry?
Everything looks so bad then.
Yeah, they do.
They got the trampolines over there.
They got the trampolines, they got Parisville, they got...
They got trampolines!
They got trampolines.
They got the balloon thing that we destroyed yesterday.
Trampolines!
I think so, yeah.
It's fun.
That's fun.
You can go on the Pirate Swing now.
I want to go on the trampoline.
There's so many fights.
I don't think we can do a match.
Pirate Swing.
Yeah!
Oh no, a match is twenty-two percent.
There's so many fights.
Oh no, I'm going to die!
I mean, uh, bring a battery.
Yeah.
Bring a battery.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to leave this one now, but I'll kick you.
Yeah, for me.
Yeah.
I'm going to leave my main part here.
Yeah, sure.
I'll take that from the end, and then I'll...
Sure.
I'm going to leave my main part here.
Yeah, sure.
I'll take that from the end, and then I'll...
I'll take that from the end and I'll try to get a battery.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, the other trampolines.
What's up?
Oh no.
Hi.
What's up?
What's up?
I'm going to leave you here.
Oh hell yeah, we're on the trampoline.
There's a bunch of kids that are going to push some fur.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we can mic a mouse.
A mic on mouse.
What a mic on me.
Buddy, mark up the mouse.
Buddy, mark me up.
Mark me up, bro.
Buddy, mark up the mouse.
We got plenty there.
That's a cat.
That's a cat.
My tail, bro.
I feel some magnetic pull happening here.
Oh that's me, sorry.
Magnetized.
Oh that's me, sorry.
Magnetized.
My mini shotgun, mate.
Well let's go.
Let me see if I've got this.
Let's go.
And we're going.
Can we go now?
Yep
Chris is doing that thing, wherever he wants something
He's doing the thing
Good thing
When Chris really wants something
he doesn't use like, I would love to go on the power drive, he does
Ugh, ugh, power, power, power, power
Well, let me go show them who's part
Yeah.
I need to go and show them who's boss.
Oh god, you guys can beat your wall now?
I'm gonna bully the children.
You think that's Jumper?
We're the devils!
These should be mandatory everywhere in the world.
These trampolines, have you seen these things?
Dude, it's awesome.
Dude, it's probably so many germs, but also the most fun ever.
The teddy trampoline.
On our way back. On our way back.
Maybe. Maybe.
It closed before that, though.
The first wheel is big.
The first wheel is big.
It's huge.
I feel like this music is Chris's theme song.
That's how he sees life.
Chris going to order his third family chicken for the day.
Okay, a lot of things seem to be shut.
Really?
Really?
Are you sure this is open?
Man, it's shut out.
Everything looks closed.
Let's go on it.
What's for the first rule first then?
Because we can get on that.
Or do you want to go on this right away?
Fire it right. Fire it right.
He wants fire a ride.
We can do both.
Yeah, Master, fortunately you're gonna be 140.
What?
You can't ride it!
I think I'll...
Why can't I ride it?
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I think I'll...
I grew like one inch! I got leg extensions! Measure me up! Check again!
Check again! Check again!
You mean with the batteries?
Sorry, Ma'am.
I'll take you on, though.
Okay.
Be gone.
Oh, wow.
What was going on?
I didn't press my name!
All that energy is just for two people.
Yeah, you're right.
That's sort of energy for the three people.
I was wasting it.
Well, so you're asking Barack how many calories in the ocean?
Yeah, that was...
Yeah, a data sensor was fired up for that.
It's all the news!
He was joking.
How does it look, Matt?
It looks crazy.
Dude, there's no gift store. That's crazy.
Oh, that's crazy.
Is this like a...
Is this like a...
It has to be some sort of gift shop.
Wow.
It has to be.
Wow.
Yes.
Is this like a ride like...
inspired by a character or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's inspired by a character.
It's my thing, but it's pirate.
But it's pirate.
But it's pirate.
And there's a woman.
um
Yeah, we're just loving it
What is this?
For what?
For us
Anything you want to ride just use one of them
What?
One for us
Why do we have so many?
Because they say she was like, yeah, it's better
Oh, okay
Whoa, we got tickets for free?
Okay, okay, well let's use four of them
If I give them eight, will they go twice as fast?
Maybe
Maybe
The boat's gonna pop, see you in a minute
I thought we'd go a 360
We'll do that car and all the other boats
Alright, maybe you go on one then
There's like a boat yesterday when they kept in.
Wait, what's that?
The merry-go-round!
What?
It's so boring!
Yeah but, I mean...
Thank you for getting the tickets.
Oh no!
Why are you doing this stupid?
It's a horror.
Honestly, the champion is better than all these.
No one cares about it.
I don't think I can take my camera on there, can I?
You can try. Just try it and see what they say.
Who is this pilot?
Let's see, if I might have you do a wheel flip.
I mean, I am sitting just against that.
Yeah, I mean, it's not like a crazy ride. I'm going to try and take my mouse on.
Are you acting like a two-story parasol is not your deal?
It's a huge deal.
Yeah, I don't really think the two stories are impressive anymore.
It's all big, it's impressive. Everybody in my chat has a key.
I'll just do this for now.
Alright, let's go.
Everyone is impressed.
Are you going up as well?
Yeah, yeah. I got a lot of microns, so we can all sit next to each other.
Well, I mean, with Phillip P, oh, you may as well come on.
You've never once seen a double-decker.
You may as well. I can hold something as well.
You've never seen a double deck of ferris wheel?
There's no merry-go-round, no, I've never seen one, two stories!
What? They're pretty common.
What do you mean they're pretty common? Everybody in my channel is like, what the fuck?
That's pretty common in the UK, there are two stories.
In the UK!
In the big UK?
You might as well say Harry Potter world.
Okay, well, that's, okay, I suppose, that's fair.
The wizarding world that doesn't exist.
That's like Pac-Man's game over.
What's going on here?
You know if pirates were like that cool, you'd be like, I think it'd be a lot cooler with
like black hair.
Yeah.
Is that water?
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's water.
That's what I want to know.
Adabra Gadama.
Sit down in the water.
I'm lying for the ghost pirate in the shop.
He's running over there.
You're on it.
Right there.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna see if you can find him.
I'm a pirate girl.
Wow.
I don't know.
The inflation has gone crazy in this park.
It's unbelievable.
There's damn Viking pirates.
Viking pirate lady thing
with anime songs
I guess it's not popular on a Tuesday
Yeah this place is pretty empty
This is just like the kind of left for dead level in the theme park
I'm telling you bro walking dead
It is kind of like a set you can easily film something cool here
I'd be here running away from zombies
It's
Maybe attached to yourself while we get on
I'll even explain this I have my friend she's in the same
My friend is inside this laptop to exist if we close it she dies
I have to bring her on with me, she's a murderer.
Yes, we should all be on the same side.
Ah, you're cutting us in.
Can't tell.
See you take her, probably.
I'm gonna be a go out.
Whoa, come on, look over there.
Look how they're banging this door.
Alright, I'm gonna sit here.
You're gonna go here, you need to go on.
I'll be here.
What?
Yeah
Oh man!
I just killed me!
I just killed me! Why'd you just kill me and throw me out the window and throw me in the garbage and throw me a bitch!
Sorry, Max.
I just freaking killed me, bro!
I just killed me! Why'd you just stash me to cubby hole?
Sorry, Max.
Yeah, yeah, you're not sorry
They said we can't take you
You told them my friend she's just TV ID
They said no luggage
I am not luggage! I'm a worm!
They said no worms
No worms? That's discrimination!
That is discrimination
Let me see.
You ever get me something cool?
Make up for this.
We'll make up for it.
Sorry, man.
We'll make up for this.
What are you staring at now?
Throw me in a cubby.
You're not in the cubby or you're in a great need.
I was terrible when you were in the cubby hole.
Ah!
Guys will just shove me to jail sir like a Pokemon.
Sorry Pokemon.
Like how I'm throwing all my Pokemon in jail.
Shy mass.
Better make it up to me.
Okay!
We're fine.
Thank you very much sir.
This boat is owned by a fucking ship.
Oh, fuck that guy.
This is him.
This is you.
You got a fucking wire!
You fucking idiot.
You got a fucking wire!
You fucking idiot.
You got a fucking wire!
You fucking idiot.
He already didn't care about that.
Oh
My
You're the one who's going to throw me out of here!
Get your ass away from me!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
No.
Oh, I got this!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
It's fighting back!
It's fighting back!
Stop this!
I'm sorry mouse!
Yeah, but you're sorry partner!
I'm sorry mouse!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Mouse what's up?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
My stomach hurts!
I'm sorry mouse!
Oh my God!
Mouse what's up?
Oh my God!
My stomach hurts!
I'm gonna go up!
You sick little...
AHHHHHHHHH!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
I'm gonna go up!
AHHHHHHHHH!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
I hate it, I hate it!
Oh my god!
Oh god!
Oh god!
I'm back, Bask.
Welcome back.
Get me out of this cubby hole.
You're safe.
You survived.
I survived.
Oh, well done, eh?
Did you get a fun view of us?
Yeah, I guess I did.
Yeah?
Did it make you smile?
Yeah, it made me smile.
All right, let me tell you.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
I'm a half.
Oh, I nearly threw up there.
I can't believe this is available.
Hmm, what's the first wheel?
There's some sort of ghost house thing.
Ghost house?
Ghost house?
I got the wrong one.
Ghost house, ghost house.
Horror house.
Ooh.
We're going to go to the horror house?
Yeah.
I wonder how good it is.
A real horror is right in front of me.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
We're just getting the mic on masks, just quiet.
Really? The horror house, okay?
This one?
Yeah.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, this is a maze.
I don't want to do that.
Let's see the horror house.
This is very small.
No, it's a shit.
You're lived as an average Shinjuku resident.
Hold on, guy.
This looks like a rather, it's like a rather scrapped warehouse.
Alright.
We're going to go in and we're going to be scared.
Okay.
Warehouse.
Let's go in there.
Hey.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Max three per entry.
Okay.
So it's got to go along.
Okay.
Is it a warehouse?
Yeah.
Oh
Is it a whorehouse? Yeah, we can speak on this
Okay, I don't
You cannot get out of the way
Please do not touch the decorations do not run go back in shooting in the house is okay
Okay.
Now, here you go.
There are stairs, low places, and places to bow.
Once you're to the house, you cannot return the ticket to your house.
Place the hand light.
Escape the house.
Escape the desk.
Something needed. Bowling.
Something needed.
You're my king.
We're on a mouse. You ready?
I'm brave.
This is no house.
My heart goes that's your that's your own big financials. That's okay. Connor. No
I didn't see you
Oh
Okay
Good luck in there boys
All right, please leave the way
Yeah, you're not going to see much, man. I'll be real with you.
I really can't see much.
I can't just stay fucking still.
You're just very dorky here.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, so what do you got?
What's that really?
You got a bow.
That is something me waking up.
Yeah.
Alright, I'll go to those heads.
Uhhhh.
Oh, hold on, you came off the iPad.
Oh, I'm coming back on!
This is Connor.
Oh my goodness, so many heads.
It just looks like a knight out in the wind.
Oh my god, I've actually seen that!
What's the next one?
Fucking three door handle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ahhhh.
Fucking jump scare bastard.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
Ahhhh.
I'm scared of all snakes.
Look at that.
Can you see a mouse?
I think I can see it.
That's cute.
Look at my camera.
It's a main period.
Look at this.
See nothing but darkness.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're gonna take a fight?
Why does this have to go like nothing in the chair?
What's it gonna do?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hold on.
What is this?
This is intense.
This is pretty crazy.
Man, Universal Studio Yoga Competition!
Halloween Horror Night!
The best.
Aw, what is going on in that side now?
It's like a little Voldemort down there.
It doesn't come in Voldemort-y.
What happened here?
What's the matter with you?
It's not your fault, Paul House!
Oh, ha ha ha!
Now watch your head.
Uuuh!
Uuuh!
Uuuh!
Uuuh!
This is great!
This is the mouse kitchen.
What?
This is your kitchen.
Not my kitchen!
Uuuh!
You're good man, we'll be right for it.
Oh my god!
AHH!
HIT THE FUCKING BALL!
AHH!
Look around.
AHH!
AHH!
It's going out in here!
There's a third touch test.
Oh
By the way
Hey, that was that was fun good job. I'm
me or a house
Tanskata
Universal watch out
Tanskata
Tanskata
You just play Tanskata again man
Tanskata
Arigatou
Where's Pete?
He's stuck in there man
He's not coming out
Oh there we go
Oh no, do you know if it's going to Ferris Wheel now, is it?
I'm playing the music.
I'm playing the music.
Do you know what?
I think that's better than it.
Like, I didn't expect it to be that crazy.
Well, if we go on the trampoline then, if we can't go on the Ferris Wheel.
What?
Yeah, the park's closing.
It is?
Yeah, they wanted to go to the horror house.
That, that, uh...
Oh, Ferris Wheel?
I know, but I'll do a front flip with you as that sounds.
Okay.
Also, we're gonna drive a show for a little bit.
Yeah, we're gonna drive.
No.
I'm sorry, Maas. I didn't realize you had a little time.
That's okay.
We've only done a Ferris Wheel twice already. We've only done the cool ones.
Ferris Wheel's my favorite ride.
What about the Ride of Life on a trampoline?
The ride of my life hasn't been that great. I don't know how to tell you this.
No, no, no, you've been going on the...
Now you're getting to the fun part.
You're getting to the fun part house.
You're going to the fun part house? Yeah.
Okay.
Can we go on it?
Will they let us go on it?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Can I let us go?
How'd he say yeah?
Ah! Really?
Guess to start his shoes off.
Yeah! Shake on the rock!
I'm glad that they were after you.
Why, ah!
Yeah!
That was fun.
That was fun.
Ah!
I think a fun flip would have been cooler.
It was a mouse flip.
Can we do a pump for the blader?
No, we have to pick one.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You chose? No, you chose.
The bike came with my bag.
What's that?
I thought they handled that very well.
Yeah, I'm feeling they're not going to let us on.
It's going to take like, what, 10 minutes to go around fully?
They're going like no force.
They're going to make us go full speed.
You know what was on Naby?
Launch those things through the ferris wheel.
Into the air.
Oh my god, what will we?
Wait, wait, wait. It'll be good. It'll be good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Ah!
We're ready for fire wheels.
Are we doing it at the 24th?
And then they tell you you can't bring that in here.
Yeah, for the next ride.
Over there?
I was a little train as well.
Oh, low battery.
We're getting such a bill.
Oh, there's one in my pocket.
I just have a hard house.
I've got a problem with the fancy hard metal here.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Nah, but you have the cable.
Yeah, that's quite true.
There you go.
I'll be back in a while.
I'll pass again.
Oh well.
The weirdest thing I've ever seen was a guy goonie.
Wait, there's a guy goonie?
Oh yeah.
Goon for you then.
Goon is filing.
I think we won't be able to.
Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna do a little bit of this, like, get us, uh, uh-oh.
15 minutes of text.
He locked us in.
He did lock us in? Oh, wow. He, like, really locked us in.
The trap's down.
I remember the day, like,
I went and won an all-stop-a-one, so when we got in, we were gonna go in.
Thanks for telling us now.
Well, it was windy that day, so there's nothing to do.
Okay.
Master, have we been on the big wheel? Or Ferris wheel?
Yeah!
Oh, really? The view of the mountains should be peeped.
We've done like, we've done two fairs for us before.
Yeah.
What?
We did the last one.
Oh yeah, we did the last one.
One at House Ten Bosch.
Yes, sir, yeah.
And we have one in America World in Morio County.
Yes.
I gotta say, it's great being in this small enclosed area with two smelly men
You've been on the cycle.
I'm okay.
You use yourself.
I'll save my pa on that.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Um, I could have been referring to mouse as well.
Master's kind of smelly.
What?
No, I'm not.
Master didn't use a cheeky soap.
I still use my cheeky soap every day.
And probably if you were to use it, you wouldn't smell.
What is cheeky soap?
Master's soap.
Oh, ouch.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm gonna...
it's the ocean
it's the mirage
look at the ocean
the what?
it looks like the ocean
it is, but why do you say it like ocean?
why can't I say ocean?
I'm gonna jet...
I'm gonna jet Blue Holiday.
Why don't you like the way I see you?
I'm gonna jet Rainbow Holiday.
How does he know this?
He knows it.
Why are you waiting?
Jet suit. Jet suit. Jet suit.
To Puerto Rican.
What the mean boy?
I thought you were a boy.
I thought you were a boy.
I was lost today.
What the what?
Hi, man.
Imagine if your house here...
Jet suit Holiday.
...was here.
You can easily jump up and sit up.
You can easily jump up and sit up.
You can easily jump up and sit up.
That's what I would do in high school.
I
Mean you can't get bored of seeing them if you look next to them
I probably take it for granted. Yeah, even like any way you take the grannies
Don't take anything for granny
It's because it's all he has it brought this tunnel like a save battery for my yeah, we have two cameras
I like being wondering in my life, I have no idea, so there's a gamble.
You're filming.
The bad guy doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
Can I see the water park now?
Yeah.
The abandoned water park.
It's not abandoned, it's just not selling it.
That'd be a great toky doky doky, wouldn't it?
Oh yeah, I'm still going on that grind.
I'm not going to go to the office.
It's really, really, really...
What do you think it would be, Max?
It's beautiful.
Yeah, come on, please.
I'll open the window.
Now open the window and drop me out.
Why would you want that?
Well, you've been telling me you didn't want to die a lot.
It's scary sometimes.
Every day.
Yeah, one small cable.
We die
Did we fail?
Yeah
Get the Ferris wheel go apart?
Just about to hit you jumped up
Yeah
I think we'd be alright
I feel like it depends
I feel like it depends on how the Ferris wheel comes apart
We could survive maybe
One of us might
It'd be cool if we landed on the boob trampling thing
and bounced away
You guys could have the ocean and try it
Oh no, we can't do that
But you guys wouldn't
Yeah, that's unfair. You could assign more
Wait a minute the cameraman never dies
Yeah
Accounts me filming yourself. I'm filming the ocean
So the ocean
I'm filming Chris
He dies. He dies.
But I live. So...
I can see as it's falling we're all fighting over which camera to grab.
It's so beautiful outside.
You can see Ian from here.
Really?
No.
Probably in there.
They're actually probably here.
You can imagine.
I was jumping in the ocean.
Ocean.
Ian, jump from here. We can throw you like a Frisbee.
I told me it was a frisbee ocean.
You might make it.
See that little square of the line in the ocean there?
Oh my god.
The net?
Yeah. Is that 1,500 meters?
From here?
No, no, no. Like, if you start at the beginning of the net, you know.
Oh, oh.
Please tell me I can...
I'd say...
Potentially, yeah.
I'd say a kilometer.
Okay.
Why?
Because that's the triathlon.
Yeah, you gotta swim that much.
Oh, wow. That's quite far, man.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
No.
My wife said don't ever go back.
Yeah, throw me like a skipping-a-dong.
Boom, boom, boom.
Look at those little toy trains going around.
Father, I have a proposition for what would make this trip so cool and magical.
Okay.
Imagine this.
What's the...
We're on a cycling, we're cycling to our destination,
and all of a sudden you guys find a Sanrio store,
and then you go into the Sanrio store,
and you buy all the cinnamon rolls for me in there.
I don't think we're gonna be cool if we found the Sanrio store in the wild.
I think people would love to see that.
The viewers are welcome to send the store with the long location.
You heard that guys? If there's a store in a long location, send it to them!
Hmm, Sanrio in plan. It's only this month.
It has to be at least one.
Chococat, why?
Because there was one toilet and nobody thinks about Chococat and nobody hears about it.
I'm sorry, who's number one on the character ranking right now, Cinema Roll?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Yeah, man, you're losing, and your shoulder's up.
I say no, I'm not losing, and I would never lose because Cinema Roll is a winner all the time because he is God.
He's a guy?
Yes.
Oh, I thought Cinema Roll was a girl.
I thought he was a guy.
I thought he was a guy.
I thought he was a guy.
I thought he was a guy.
I thought he was a guy.
Oh, I thought a cinema role was a girl.
No! He's a boy!
He was a...
What about Chococat? My goat.
I don't know what I don't care about.
I knew you would tell me that.
I thought that was a snack.
Is that the view down there?
Wow.
That was a fake wow. That was such a fake wow.
No! I'm...
Oh, that was a fake wow.
This is the top.
The very peak of Apex Raider challenge.
Apex made of shadows.
Oh, it survived, especially with the cloudy weather.
What's that big pink building?
Yeah, Sanrio store.
Oh, that. That's a fish museum.
Fish museum?
Oh, let's see a quarry.
Oh, fish field calm.
Do you want to see the fish?
There's a cemetery over there.
Is that where the fish go?
It's a restaurant next to the Fish Museum.
Well, I have a lot of questions right now.
Where does old Shippie go?
I haven't seen Blinky in a while.
I don't care.
Blinky's a great name for the little fish.
What fish do you call them?
Yeah, they're from Simpsons.
I sell them fast.
I like everything good.
get stolen.
Noooo.
They predicted it.
No, sir.
I am.
Who do you think would survive the crash, seriously?
I would.
I would.
I just was lucky.
It was me.
Oh, of course he lived.
Great.
The only who lived.
It was me.
Bad luck for you guys.
A bad, a good day.
I don't know what happened.
I landed between Connor and Kristen.
I just crawled out.
Connor and Pete are most in danger because they're facing me outside.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe I'm dead.
I would cling to the bars.
Not falling too, everything's falling off.
I would land in the fish museum with Blinchie.
What do you think would live?
Chris probably.
Just none of my luck.
Chris would live.
Sometimes best serves get more.
I thought like famous Odyssey, he tragically died in a big wheelhouse.
Jesus.
But his books remain.
What is the kind of like 1800 like weirdo, like as he died in a fishing expedition?
Like what?
But he wrote three masterpieces.
I think um, I think no matter how it spins out, I hate to say it, I think you, it's like
when Dr. Strangels did all 14 million, you just didn't live any of it.
I'm, I don't, I don't.
We all lived, but not you.
Like it's just that.
I don't know if that's what I want.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, and do you get this?
Do you know like this guy will eat you?
Well, what I want to will into existence is $666,000.
Where are we at right now?
At least, because damn it, I want to do more money, Ray.
6666 is what we need.
Oh, I don't even know like this.
Don't say, if it's below 650, I will kill myself
in Minecraft.
Oh, no!
In Minecraft.
645.
I'm coming off on you!
Oh my God!
And what the fuck?
If we start shaking this thing really hard,
I'm so mad this oh my god
we need to do 21,000 dollars in like 20 kilometers that's a thousand dollars
we're lost at 21 kilometers
I'm sorry, you told me straight to the left
21?
no
did you shag?
when did you shag?
early
one week now
it's quick for them
we're at 24 the last stop then we get three to get ahead
Spend give $100.
Thank you.
And I'll survive.
Nora and Zayl, here's a 10.
I'll pay for the 25.
The $666,000 was the deal for the walk-in talk.
They had $20,000.
That's easy.
You guys have done that way faster.
I believe in you.
They might do it if you really beg for it.
I will.
They're really bad.
I won't.
No, it's fine.
You're not begging.
Yeah.
Please.
Please!
Minimiro!
No.
Well, that's fine. I'll take her to Sanrio.
Sorry.
No, that's fine.
You know what?
Minimiro, what?
All according to Kei Kaku.
What does that mean?
Destiny.
Okay.
Doesn't it? God's will.
Kei Kaku.
Nakama, please.
It's like a plan.
Plan? See? See? No Japanese better than I do.
Looks like nook is the beam.
That's why I know it. See you.
Ha ha. I landed on a different cyclophan.
Take a good means blind trip.
It's a very nice classroom.
It's nice until you've told me 645.
Then I just wanted to jump out.
I was so mad.
Well, I'm happy and mad.
Conflicted.
Yeah.
Proud of what we've done, but I'm not satisfied.
What do you think, Mous?
What?
What do you think about the money raised?
I think we're doing a great job, but if only if only you were higher a little bit, you know
Just a little bit
Just a little bit
This there's will come and take it fast
A little bit, you know?
A little bit.
Nothing made me happier than I was on the Viking ship, thinking about all the money we raised.
Oh my god, it's king of the world.
Five, six, forty, five.
I will ask for a minute.
Six, forty, five, I like that number.
Why are you playing with that number?
There you go.
Whatever you want, six, fifty.
That would be so intense, it would be so nice.
We started at 587 today?
Yeah.
63,000 a day, but if it gets to 666,
ooh I want it so bad I can feel it.
I need a record on that time.
That would be an absolute banger.
In fact, I'm not going to bed until it's 666,000 dollars.
And that's not, please let me go to bed, I'm tired of saying that.
Hey, that's cool.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, I want to do an IRL.
Come on.
And I want to raise money for the Immune Deficience Foundation.
Why?
Two for one special.
Hey, give me a good honor.
Yeah, Ma'am, she's going to write that one.
That's cool.
One.
A dinghy.
What the fuck?
What are you trying to say?
The more you get too strong for your own.
That's messed up, bro.
Yeah, when you called that one, it was like...
I was gonna hear, I was about to say something nicer and then you say that to me.
What were you gonna say?
I was gonna compliment you with a fucking mind.
Where was the compliment?
No, you're not getting it now.
Why don't you call us if anyone on the scene?
I said you would die.
For us, that's very kind of you.
This friggin' is so exterior.
This is fair, it's worth it. You helped us, thank you.
Yeah, this is friggin' good.
Thank you for his great fruit and uh, uh, but now you have to thank me for funding me.
You got it.
Thanks, Father.
Thanks, Conor.
Thank you.
Alright guys, let's get out and raise some money!
Honored.
What's up?
I wanted to tell you that I'm proud of you and I'm very happy.
Oh, thank you.
And I think you've been doing such a good job, and I've heard you talk about, uh, the
Immuniversity Foundation, and, and CVA-D and CI, and you've been doing such a good job,
and you're just so knowledgeable now, and I'm really, really happy.
And I think you're good.
I feel like, uh, I, I feel like I don't know enough.
I think you're doing a great job, and I'm proud of you.
I'm trying to, uh, the Immuniversity Foundation's very kindly sent me talking points to learn.
I appreciate it, I don't, you know, I don't...
Yeah, cuz I want to talk about it, and I want to be right. I'm moving towards the trampoline, by the way.
That's what's trampoline right now.
You remember, and, and, and, and, you remember things that I told you, and that makes me happy.
Well, I mean, who better to ask you than the C-V-I-D GO.
That thing again, like, please, wait.
C-V-I-D GO, C-V-I-D ROLL BY FUCKING LIFE.
I got a CV ID. Yeah, but you're also helping so many other people. So isn't that like the coolest thing ever?
Yeah, that's true. If I could save more people from not having to go through the work I went through, I'll be happy.
Dude, you've probably like helped so many people that you didn't even realize, you know, just from like being there, but also educating people.
It's pretty like, you've pretty changed a lot of lives. This is the part about being like online.
So you don't really see that all the time?
So you think you can help the way more people than you realize?
I'm ace me happy
Now watch me do a flip
I can't wait to see you do a flip
Am I gonna be with you with that flip?
Alright I'll do one with you
I think I can do it with you
I hope it'll hurt myself
Come on I'm scared don't do it
Never mind I don't want you to hurt yourself
Hunter please no, just go away
Nah, I'll figure it out
Hunter please
It's just goes with the fans.
I wanna watch this.
I wanna watch this.
I wanna watch this.
I am playing.
You know what you sound like you're doing a flip there, you know?
Wait, and while the old man's eye is playing, no, don't do it.
Guys, it's been a good episode.
Whoa.
Actually, let's see if I can do this. I don't know.
I'm terrified, bro. Connor, please.
I guess scream loudly.
Okay.
AHHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Oh no! Oh my gosh!
I can't believe you did it!
AHHHH!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Okay, don't do it anymore, please.
Ahhhh!
Almost advanced.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Oh god.
You're good.
Okay, throw me.
Yay!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get through me! Yeah!
Heheheheh!
What kind of stuff are you gonna bring?
Heheheheh!
Heheheheh!
Heheheheh!
Heheheheh!
It's fun!
It's hard, but...
You're not supposed to cycle more!
Yeah.
This is coming on.
Oh, no!
No!
No!
No!
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
Oh my god.
He killed my pill, we died.
I love these balls!
I think that was a little stuck now.
I love how you see all the kids bouncing and then grown as men.
Right, got a thong?
Yeah, of course you can!
I love how you see all the kids bouncing and then grown as men.
Right, got a thong?
Yeah, of course you can!
What is it again?
Ah, you're a pop.
I'm so good at talking about children.
Oh no.
Someone in the middle for you. It's scary in the middle.
You're in the middle.
Now, beat him up!
Dude, don't be scared.
I do.
Well, he's going down.
Oh, God, be careful.
Oh, nice.
Now, son, have a one-foot, dude.
Okay.
Oh, God, now we really do gotta get him that BBL.
Oh, that hurt my ass so bad.
Go eat my pocket!
Just a couple of old guys, guys!
Whoa!
What am I?
You have to walk to feel like a kid again, huh?
They're gonna play all night all day bro!
Oh god!
Did you get damaged if you're here?
Uh, I hope I'll be okay.
Don't step on me.
Oh god!
Oh god!
Alright now, do you miss me now?
Yeah, mommy.
I'll give you a nap, alright?
Okay.
Can you see them?
Yeah, I can see them.
Right on jump, right on jump.
Hey!
oh my god all right all right he's showing off now
he's just showing off
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Smoothie!
Smooth!
Move!
Move!
Oh my god, it's crazy!
Watch the camera!
Like a handsome...
Ow!
Oh my god!
It's just...
It's just...
Oh, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm just fine.
You still have the cycle.
Yeah, what happened to the cycle?
Yeah, I just took one off.
This is the only thing I've had.
Oh, how'd it go?
Oh, it went to hand.
Oh, God.
Take that with anything here. Take me.
Oh, Jesus. That was high.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Alright.
That was fun.
That was fun.
Where are they?
Where do they need to?
I think so.
This is the best dad battle of the year!
The only thing that can make it better is...
$666,000!
Yeah!
We're at $46!
Just kidding.
Let's get it.
Okay.
Thanks for taking me.
My pleasure.
You got a flip.
Yeah.
You got a flip.
Yeah.
You got a front flip and a back flip.
Yeah.
I nearly didn't land it, but I'll be honest.
Oh my God, don't tell me that.
Yeah, but I would have just fallen.
It would have been fun too.
That's fun.
That was fun.
You still can flip.
I still got it.
I still got it.
That guy told me.
My dad told me, a lifelong skill.
I remember that.
Yeah, I was saying yesterday when I did a flip yesterday too.
I saw that one.
That was the, I haven't done a flip since.
We did it.
Yeah, yeah.
When you said you I was present.
Yeah, you flipped too.
No, I didn't.
You flipped in my dreams.
Yes.
I had a flip disc.
Remember I was in a ref out.
Oh yeah.
It was my favorite part of that and I still treasure it to the rest of my life.
And I think we all do.
constantly bouncing in the corner of our frame.
Yeah, he was just coming for over an hour straight just to bang, bang.
He loves it. It's like the image of this tough man crumbles when a trampoline comes into you.
And he does the same little Chris move, the little butt bounce.
Yeah, the butt bounce. He loves the butt bounce.
It must have been something he did as a kid repeatedly.
He loves the butt bounce.
Don't ever give him a water park. He loves those too.
Oh God, really?
Yeah.
Isn't that a smash purpose barrier?
The butt mask?
The butt mask, yes.
Yes, it's a pretty awesome kind of mask.
Hi, I'm Al. We're gonna get back on the bikes now.
Okay.
Hi, boys.
Thanks for hanging out with me.
Uh oh.
All done.
All done.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
So now, it's over.
That was crazy, look.
I'll put the other thing, I'll put the other thing over here.
Bye, fan.
Bye, fan.
20K away.
Here, I'll show you a cool little...
That was fun.
Go that way, I'll meet you over there.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
What a nice way to end the day.
Oh my God, now it falls over behind the wall.
Six fifty, six sixty, six hundred and sixty, six!
It looks pretty sick.
It looks pretty sick.
Not bad.
Just feel it better today. I am...
struggling.
Oh!
I made you cry. Oh!
So sweet!
Sweet moment. Sweet moment. I gotta go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.
I just gotta go down by the river.
You guys are amazing, and I wish I could be part of this whole world for a moment.
She fucked a good work.
Oh, thank you guys for the interactions.
Thank you.
Yeah, I've been looking at that. Your spit rate's pretty low. I don't know which one it is though.
We'll have to check it.
Your sterling is on, isn't it?
Yeah, it's on.
It's on, right?
Yes, it is.
Cool. Yeah, it should be all right then.
All right, well, should we test my feed?
How do we look? How do we sound?
Thank you.
What is he hearing?
Can you hear him?
He's shouting something.
You think you're talking about don't run, don't walk?
Yeah, he's screaming.
God, I love those trampolines.
Yeah.
Bye, Pete.
Bye, Pete.
I didn't hear us.
I tied my shoes.
Thank you guys for all the kind donations.
Really a 650, which we put us at a massive amount of waste today, so let's keep it going, shall we?
Let's keep it good timescale. We've got about 20km until we get to the end of our own destination.
It should take us about an hour or so if we still have this tailwind.
We mustn't see it.
Let's keep those donos coming, chat. Pete is crashing out with an oversized check on the beach.
Yeah, very much so.
Wow!
Wow!
They love spamming that.
They're weird that they made that their leaving time.
Now I can't get the waterworks to stay on these eyes.
Red Heart Emoji.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Just a man that loves his trampolines.
A man who loved to bounce on it.
And my god did he bounce on it.
Yeah, how far are we from Twerham, a 20?
Yeah, 20.
Fun.
I've been very impressed with Twerham so far.
The cycling's been kind of chill today.
Yeah, a lot of fun stuff we've got up to.
Well, when it's sunny, it's nice.
It's easy to do stuff.
When it rains, it's kind of hard to do much.
But luckily the jellyfish thing was inside.
OK.
Well...
OK, yeah, they've been out there.
Let's go straight then cross again.
I'll tell them to stop there, unfortunately.
Yeah.
We've got a nothing wind there.
I didn't even know it was a piece of furniture.
Let's get a dollar train going, Chad.
Yeah, a dollar train.
People would be really happy if you got it.
I did a flick with the iPad. I want to mouse the player. I'll wait. It should change eventually.
There we go.
She's really just run right now.
Thank you Nautimus.
647 boys.
Let's get it.
Two.
Lighter glasses, let's pour it on thick.
Four iron mouse and all those like her.
Yeah.
Keep the voice they sorely need.
Yeah man, there's a lot of people out there, you know, a mouse is one of the lucky ones
who managed to get diagnosed and can afford treatment and get it.
people out there have no means and first of all don't even know how to start. It's just
a huge factor, right? So you've got to help people who need it. As I said the other day,
we often hoard a little bit more than we need. We often keep a little bit much to ourselves
that we think we need but we don't. When you could give a little, make a big impact
someone and 666 let's go thanks for doing something great bringing all of us
together I think sometimes we trade our compassion for a better comfort I think
that's you know I don't remember the times where I was comfortable doing
nothing I'm the times I push myself I'll do something that you know matters so
So yeah, help people. Just do it.
Let's continue cycling tonight.
Yeah, we don't have that.
I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I like.
That's the first time in ten days I've heard that.
That was genuinely the most wholesome thing I've ever seen.
Thank you for taking us and us on fun, sided quests.
You tell ya, dude.
Life is when you're like, pull over, let's go check that thing out.
It's like super fun.
I think the best feeling in life.
You know what, let's just see if this is any good.
It's so much fun.
A little bit of a sidewind.
Everyone return that should, uh, help us out a little bit.
Oh, this guy has a serious cyclist.
That guy look cool.
He gave us a deep nod.
God, I love it when people give me nods
Just something about a nice little interaction like that. I like it. I dig it too
Man, the coastal route is probably nice, but this is also pretty good.
Yeah, I mean, it's right there.
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like it.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things that make it look good.
I'll give it to you if I could.
Thank you.
Look at this road, immaculately paved, not a single pothole in sight, clear markings
for cyclists.
I've seen the cyclists on while booing a beer with my girlfriend.
We are booing the German Hellers.
What should we call it?
Oh, German Hellers.
It was lucky to see you all laughing and jumping on the trampoline.
Mouse's giggles were so cute.
Yeah, they were.
That's 166K.
66k
That's not so funny because it can't be so bad
You can't tell when the most wholesome people are
Oh, I do, thanks man
We can see the stuff I say on stream
I think you might take that away
The Hallis Pier
The Broad Broome
There's a name
The trampoline seal is the most close to moments I have ever seen
Really? I thought I was just gonna, for me I was like, I really just want to flip on this thing.
I was like, I think it'd be fun to take maps.
To hit maps.
Well, we're flipping.
Oh, but you're just in time for the flip.
I was just like, damn, I want to bounce. I want to bounce on it.
Crazy style.
I'm out of the music, it's like they're using Yusei Run in my hero, it's making me cry.
They're using it.
Oh, great road there so far, great pace.
Super easy, so easy to cycle on this.
What you all do so selfishly for others with such ins and fun is truly inspiring look at the mountains
You can't stop looking at the mountains Amsterdam less than three. Thank you
He's obsessed with looking at the mountains. Oh, right. We said that pretty good
Love seeing you do this every year. Thank you
And I must I thought you might like to know there is a sound Rio pop-up shop at canizawa station
Okay
right
That show well there
Hey, I appreciate you doing that
Oh, yeah
Like hey, I didn't want to do anything on the radio. I think about it. I really appreciate it
Oh no.
No, you're making a monster, trust me.
Ah, thank you, thank you, yeah, we try our best.
I think we all just like hanging out, cycling, and, you know, it's awesome that we can do
it, and there's money, so it could be cool.
I shouldn't have brought it to a pop-up shop!
It's not fun, that's the point in doing it.
A lot of times it's not fun, overall it's very fun.
Days like this are like when it's like fun.
I remember the cycle in these days.
I really forget the windy days and...
Pop-up shop!
I try to forget so desperately.
There are 11 Sanrio stores in Okinawa.
I've been able to donate, but thank you for the amazing years of this comment.
Hey, I appreciate that.
You must have the light in this dark world.
That's kind, man.
We're just chilling, man.
People always say such nice things, and I'm like, I'm just hanging out.
Oh, my God.
He always finds a way, doesn't he, to hype it up.
What a man, what a man.
Yeah, what I mean, what I mean.
What I mean, what I mean, what I mean, what I mean, what I mean.
Aw.
Of course Van Gang skips the red light.
Oh, Van Gang.
I think Mars really needed that bit of play and fun to do.
It's good that you're helping charity, it's nice to help a friend too.
Yeah.
Hold on, mask on my back, it's how it is man, it's what friends do.
Always.
That's what friends do.
I will never miss out on the 0.3 milliseconds to make fun of Chris.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what makes me stay.
You didn't expect to tear up?
No one ever expected a hero.
Keep on good work team thanks for the nice side quests.
The theme park with mouse just now was really heartwarming.
Thanks for 666,666.
There's no way dude.
The trampoline with the giggles of mouse.
The laughter of you and the boys.
The music, it all genuinely made me smile with tears.
Oh, yeah, I didn't realize that. We touched on any of that.
That's how Jeremy's best roots are here.
Oh, yeah, in the 90's.
I did actually fix that one then. I fixed it to see what I was seeing.
I remember that.
us as well to the UK. Oh God.
Are you friends of his beautiful? I thought you were a friend slob.
How fucked up is my brain? I thought you were a friend. Your friend slob is
beautiful. Thanks.
I think the wind is still with us. It definitely feels very easy to paddle.
Even if slump
I'm telling you chat when when you have a tailwind
Doing 100k feels easy
It's like
Every pedal you do is like a triple
You get like a five and then you can just go so fast
Without like much energy at all
Well, the headwind is like
Oh my god
little challenge like there was on that on the other day when we were robbed and
we're on that one road I was on the lowest gear on my bike and flat road and I
couldn't I couldn't pedal
turning the struggle
almost two songs
one song right now
I have been watching the books to write my books.
What the fuck?
I'm acting in this play-o.
The audience was smiling, Tearing on a scene of sun.
I can try to hide behind the makeup, But the show must go on.
Aaahh!
Feel so crazy!
My body is filled with broken mirrors
So many I can't explain
Don't you laugh!
In an open way
If I could fix the broken pieces
Then I'd never have to be the same
Oh lonely disposition
Watch me, some more strong apples
Out, I get so much bigger
To love one more home to the world back
I think Trader had me and the makeup
But the show must go on
I feel so free-sad
My heart is filled with broken mirrors
So many I can't explain
No, I'm in a bad way
If I could fix the broken pieces
Then I'd have a heart to save
If I could pour you a sunny day
Don't play your game
I watch away, the sun stays
And I could call my heart
And the faith makes...
Sorry.
All I need is you.
That is the half of the faith for you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I haven't done this all in a long time and I don't know why I just thought about
Feet for Feet and I just maybe laugh.
I thought about Feet for Feet, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I tried not to think about
it but I couldn't help myself.
I appreciate you getting on this video.
Beep boop beep beep boop beep.
Damn it, four, six, four, eight.
Damn.
I got it, damn.
I got it, damn.
I got it, damn.
I got it, damn.
I haven't heard boobies in a long time.
Let's talk about the booby. I want to hear it.
Beep boop beep boop beep boop beep beep boop beep.
Can you sing, don't cry for me?
You must cycle on the crazy style. Keep up the good work, Lance.
Thank you.
I will cycle on the crazy style.
Wonderful weather.
He's so fine class today.
He barely had to cycle.
It was the tailwind that's so easy.
He's in the Pokemon opening. I already did it, Scuttlebot.
Yo, yo, what's up, bitch?
I want to let you know how fun it has been to watch the amount of support this year.
Yeah!
Hate to say it, but you're kind of cool.
I already fucking did it, Scuttlebot.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you about that, it's the first Cyclopon, you can cycle to
the VODs, you get a little monkey backpatch, and you can more cycle, more skins and different
things you can do.
Oh, thank you for putting my partner and I on to Hugh's pizza in Osaka.
Oh.
It's our favorite pizza ever.
Oh, we can just go.
Oh, guy who have the fancy twitch contact here.
Just want to thank you guys for always managing...
Wow.
...smile and feel happy.
There we go, you're in.
Keep on being amazing lads.
It would be good to see you here, Dad.
Here you are.
Dad.
We're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
Yeah, we're at 649.
It's going to be very, very happy.
Now these boys will be amazing singing all the songs for the Bluefin Lee.
I sang them already!
I don't know about that.
Oh, I sang them already!
Guys, I sang over a hundred and twenty something songs.
During the course of this summer alone.
Not repeating any single song.
Social media?
I am instead of being proud of all of you for your amazing efforts in this
pamphlet and all the past ones.
I'm so happy my path in life crossed yours.
Oh, awesome. Thank you, Anne.
Do you know how many songs I normally sing that I haven't sung yet?
Jeez, there's so many songs to sing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I got really damaged.
A lot of buildings destroyed.
Do the people forget we need to get 666,666 today?
Let's go guys.
Well, we're pretty close.
I'm about close to 261 now.
...and remember to stretch guys.
Try some death metal singing sometimes.
It's the best.
Can I film it like that?
Oh no.
Oh god.
I just got that joke.
Okay.
Thanks for months.
Thank you for not blocking me entirely.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, I want to ride my bicycle.
Connor thanks for the retro gaming this past quarter.
Hey!
It's time to return to RPG's 1999 horror RPG Code Elka takes in Wains.
Oh, there's Bang Gang.
It's a sequel or two.
Bang Bang!
There's Bang Gang doing their Chinese restaurant.
Bang Bang Bang!
What are they doing there?
Oh!
Oh, a cheeky little shark.
I walked for your bravery in the good cave.
Oh, thank you.
Whoa!
$1,000.
$1,000, a dango mic!
$650!
Woo!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, what the f-
To Mars, here you go, Jager.
Lawson, Al Gay, heat and van gang.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you, man.
You're my goat, Pete.
Austin all day
We hit it
Let's go dude
That was like what's ahead of us. Oh my god. You're choking 650 so beautiful
Joy of hitting 650. Thank you dynamite
Nobody does a weird ass donation bro
6.50, let's go dude. That's crazy.
Uh...
I challenge it.
Beep boop beep.
What do you say you on that bicycle boy?
Now we got marked by that other cycle, let's end my lesson.
Beep boop beep.
Thank you so much, Thomas, for all you do. This has been an amazing bicycle tour.
What the fuck?
I wonder if they have... there is one song from Christmas.
I keep my message came through as I just got hit with commercials, but can you send me luck for my master's thesis with heart emoji?
Hey, I got you, Bob.
It's, uh, just after a while.
That's, that's... Good luck, Bob.
That's just on the top of the miller.
Your hand. You got that dog in you.
Did I miss the little mermaid song?
Oh, do you want me to sing a little mermaid?
It was a farce.
Part of your world.
Lucky there.
Don't know.
Lovely day.
Oh God.
Oh, I don't know.
What?
Oops, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
I thought we had like eight.
When are you going to sing a warming song?
Maybe he's right.
Maybe there like is something about early days.
I like just to see how the world that makes this wonderful thing can be bad.
And look at this girl, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, girl who has everything?
Look at this girl, treasures untold.
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure!
She's got everything
I've got gadgets and gift walls with plenty
I've got who's it's and what's it's to load
Do you want things of us?
Uh, I got twenty, bitch
But who cares?
Won't they feel I want more?
Man, this one goes really fast!
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancing
Walking around on those
What do you call them?
Ow, feet!
Lifting your fins, you don't get too far
Legs, power triers, foot jumping, can't think
Scrolling along down the
What's that word again?
Street!
Up where they walk, up where they run, Up where they say, oh, there you're NASA!
I'm wandering through, I wish I could be part of that world.
What would I do if I could live out of these waters?
Oh, what would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
That's your amendment, they understand
That they don't remember their daughters
Break young women, sleep of sweet men
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the future holds
I saw my questions and there's some answers like
What's the fire in white?
Is it what's the word?
When?
When did my turn
When I love
Love to explore that shore
Up above
Up above
Up above
Out of the sea
This intermentor stops
Wish I could be
Wish I could be
This is the worst instrumental, oh my God.
Glower made this, throw it in the garbage, bro, this sucks.
Hey, you can't flourish, you can't show off your voice with this, that's the whole dance
one at a time.
She's a mermaid, she's singing in a damn ocean for God's sake.
Who is she singing to?
She's singing to her shit!
Give her time to sing to her fucking shit!
Stop rushing her!
Dear God!
Stop rushing her!
Dear God!
This is the worst instrumental ever!
I wish I could.
I wouldn't leave a comment if I would.
I would if I could, but I can't.
Huh?
I'm like leaving many comments.
Shit ass background music!
The worst instrumental ever!
Terrifying karaoke!
It's so hard to find one.
It's like open.
Every single time we wanted to go to the actuary chat.
Can't fucking believe this shit, bruv.
There's so many school kids.
Yeah.
How many school kids?
Now do we want? I'm not doing shit.
I can't do anything until next, the next one.
Oh, oh, is it us? Oh yeah, it is us.
Oh wow.
I could not tell you that.
Roll, the version that I usually use is gone.
probably got the DMCA
a 6
this stinks!
such a calm city
the next song will be 6.55
alright!
I thought about remaking a beef lab version of Mike
If you decide to do it, I will upload it on YouTube, I will leave you with it.
Hey, thank you man.
They took the B-flat version down, you know.
Now, all they have is A minor.
Morning.
Morning, my Celtic reference.
And the other ones.
Every key but B-flat, bro.
Let's firm handshake and drink a beer.
Thanks.
What's a girl gotta do to get a B-flat around here?
Like, come on, man.
the time and effort you put into Cyclophon. Really lovely to tune in every day of the
trip. What's a girl gonna do to get a B-flat around here, Brad?
Chris, your inspiration to meet has cost many thousands of pounds over three trips
to Japan, and it was worth every penny. Thank you.
They said you're inspiration
You just don't care, you don't care about us be flat girls bro
Be flat girls? No
I got a lot of friends that come to Japan and they never want to go anywhere else
To be or not to be flat
That is the question
Bro, I'm going to go HC
I'll have to see him
Oh yeah, we should change that, I don't think about that
Why didn't we have like a special mic mode?
I am going to RAAAAAAAARGH!
I don't know what to go about, there's just like quite a lot to manage.
Well, look at the house.
What am I trying?
It's quite a lot to track off.
Connor, the mods say that Pooby is drunk and won't come out.
They're trying their best.
I got two mods, red heart emoji.
Well, I can't read the track while I'm cycling.
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
I'm a
You're mine, you're mine.
You're mine, you're mine.
Lovely bit of road.
Lovely cheeky bit of road.
Seeky bit around, mate.
Ah, man, man, man, man, man.
All right.
Okay, somebody tell me why cats I sampled the Aria of the Queen of the Night in their
song.
Well, for the teasers of their songs.
Oh, wow, what is this?
is very important.
What's not in the game?
Just give him some time.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, true.
True, true, true.
I'm keeping Bobby dropped out
back for now.
I don't know to be replaced by him.
Please don't make him take my job.
Ryan, you're five years up, my boy.
You deserve only a matter of
time.
We'll see about that.
The author hate is intertied with movies and he will consume you.
Why is the first song...
When you go to a playlist called Opera Bangers, the first song is time to say goodbye with Sarah Brightman and Andrea Botelli.
What pre-addy and taste is this?
Oh, I must imagine my future in peace.
That's not what I want to see in the opening in the first song of Opera Bangers.
Dear God!
You're too fantastic.
I'm just kidding. It's a good song.
Oh, she is.
I'm too say goodbye.
I'm gonna let you claim Charlie.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm like Sarah Brightman to you.
I can't claim that shit.
But I had a teacher a long time ago
that did not like Sarah Brightman.
And she would always tell me
that Sarah Brightman was lazy
She was like, you can't be lasing my cerebrum in.
Don't not slide it to your nose.
That is lasing.
Yep, that's good.
I love during repo too, oh my god.
If you see the great reward.
I'm gonna let one bother me in all the punches.
You see the red.
Yes. To Chris, sorry for fiddles. We hate him here too.
Blind bag.
This is my fourth sightlet on the later. You inspired me to do the human body guide.
Oh, yeah.
I still haven't done it, but I'm inspired to.
Hey, that's... hey, that's the first step.
It's crazy, it's a road. It feels like a...
She did so good as blind mag.
It's not talking about Reepall and genetic opera, of course I am!
Oh, we can't have that turn right now.
Shiloh!
Oh, here we'll see.
Shiloh!
Shiloh!
Is your name Shiloh?
Do you need to turn around?
She needs to turn around.
All right, Ty.
Did you also know that Sarah Brightman did a song for Love in Deep Space?
I bet y'all didn't know that.
She's the one that sang the theme song to Love in Deep Space.
I knew he was turning around his best.
Let it in.
Can I talk to you?
Can you come down, please?
So we can speak?
I saw you at the show.
I thought I'd seen a ghost.
Oh, yeah.
You resembled striking.
You have your mother's eyes.
I was told you died with her.
All these years have come and gone.
I'll write for this. I'm your god mom.
Stay your business.
What do you want?
I want to finally meet you.
Something we're too clean to leave you.
With the hope that you will go to
all you're meant to.
All I failed to.
And it is so fucking beautiful. I want to die
He did she did the song the official theme song to love and deep space
Her voice is so- oh my god.
But I do have to say, they processed her voice a bit in this, because I hear some sort of
distortion in her voice, but it sounds good still.
I'm making my searching for light
Free from the rule of death my sins are done
Time goes by and there my real history lies
Elzic, why is my game launchy?
No y'all, it's just Sarah Brightman singing
singing this is the theme song to love and deep space oh my god
Well, I think Paul tried to, but I don't know.
Ain't no way.
Yeah.
Well.
What do I know?
He's probably going to get mad at me now, isn't he?
He's thinking about the car, man.
I'll fucking fix it.
I'll show you.
That's how we do it, Rob.
Oh, my God!
I'm like, in shock.
Well, yeah, you're a greedy drone boy who's got more I want more I want it now
I'm fucking I
Might be wilder
I'll follow your left. This woman does not change. Holy shit
I'm saying seven. I'm guessing seven
Oh
No, I didn't
Yeah, I'm on it, bro. I'm a human detective of the district every time I ask Chris
How long y'all left she does not aid
Always right every single time. This was her recording love in deep space. I gotta when she was recording this time
I got it. I know I
See the numbers I see the distance. I feel like that. She's 65
Get the fuck out of here, bro. Holy shit. Oh my god. I feel the numbers
rigged hey hey I pressed everything else but you know I didn't why is the power of
opera bro that's the power of opera bro that's the power of opera bro I I I did
a very good job on everything else the power of opera and he look like all I'm
The power of opera, bro.
She's gorgeous.
Not fun.
I thought she's so cute.
Any size is welcome.
It all adds to that counter.
This is an event built on individuals
who are generous across the board.
People who will take time out of their day.
Look how, oh my God.
What the fuck?
Five, 10, 25.
It's like, it's.
That was interesting.
I'm in disbelief.
A lot of events where they get crazy numbers.
Do they got big corporate sponsors
that wanna offload their money?
Holy shit.
This is your belt on just a genuine.
She's gorgeous.
Awesome community that uh-
Oh, just to tell you, go with this!
I see the anim wants to give back and I appreciate that so much.
Who is it? Is there a brain man, bro?
It's ours, bro. We did this.
This is ours.
You are all Rick Starrns.
Thank you.
Will I be on the next stream?
Actually, oh yeah.
Also, I will not be streaming uh,
on Tuesday, which is today.
Meeting day, no stream for me.
I'll be back on Wednesday.
That was a warning sign and it was like a kid on fire.
What were you doing in there?
I'll be back on Wednesday.
Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday.
I'll be back on Wednesday.
I forgot what I was going to tell you, never mind.
You know normally we have a...
...overduty cyclotons, it feels like...
...the viewers...
Good morning from the American East Coast.
My stupid hands up woke me up to...
Never folk in mind.
Hey!
When is he?
I just hit a strip.
What?
Oh, dude, Brian, that's awful, bro.
What the fucks?
Fucks sake, Brian. Fucks sake.
Fucks sake, Brian.
Oh, man, why'd you get into that?
Oh, yeah, I'm saying, yeah, normally around this time,
the viewers, you guys can...
Sarah Brightman is the only musical artist I've seen live more than once.
Being to two of her shows, and she is amazing.
She is amazing.
It's really cool just seeing how invested everyone is.
Is that real money?
Yes.
While driving makes the traffic in LA more bearable.
Now it's our time to keep you company.
What is that like that must be like
You want me I took a big shit. You're like in the car. Yes, people this peak. I'm striving
With the worst drivers in the world
Then I flooded the toilet
Don't try that appreciate that they see me company the TTS
Genuinely keeps me company. It would be tough for me to feel like
This is what I guess
I got a song request for Wednesday that's not too much trouble.
My wife gets home at 7.30 p.m. and loves me in the beast.
If you haven't sung yet, can you sing Pailers All This Time for her?
No, babe.
Now I can drive Pailers All This Time.
I will try my best.
Oh, dude, hi there, dude.
Congrats.
I will try my best!
Oh dude, hi there dude, congrats!
So how do we...
I guess you cycle onto the roads here?
Yeah, I don't think you want to go on the path, the path looks not good.
Should be alright.
I'm muddy block.
Muddy block.
I got you.
Amen to that.
They knew it or not. Thank goodness. Thank you.
My next guest has been sponsored by the Cyclophon.
We've got a limited edition cup that is only available with the Cyclophon.
Two dollars of each cup goes to the charity too.
So go and go along. Go when you can.
What the...
Trash Tase.
BAH!
Who is that? Me?
I
Shit
Let's get six hundred and sixty-six
Oh, you sorry for cussing, eh?
Aw.
What's up? What are you laughing about? A broken bird. A broken bird.
Thank you, Australians.
Anybody who looks serious when they're carrying a good...
No, a second plate of vegetables.
A second plate of vegetables has hit the broken boat.
He's playing fancy back sets.
He's playing fancy back sets.
What sauce are these piles? They look like 19 kids on the inside.
Yeah, they keep on there.
Oh my God.
They're fun to drive cause it's so hard to hit something.
Loose, fun to lose.
Throw it on, and fuck it, fun to lose.
Eat, fun to eat.
Dance on, and fuck it, eat.
It drops it.
Oh, what's that?
Um, did you say you said something, right?
Am I crazy?
You heard that?
Wait.
My, the car I got has like a really big front thing, so it's quite scary here, I don't
take care of it.
No, the mini.
It's a little wide mini-chair.
Wait, I'm wondering if I should put it on like a big...
It is on the driver.
What if I go on a corner, I'm like, oh god, oh god.
Is there sound in there?
Yeah, you can.
I got insurance.
There's a sound alert.
Yeah, you can.
I got insurance for the...
Hey, look, I got insurance, man.
Take the thing for a spin.
Uh, we could put it on channel points, extension for big, or other unknown subscription date.
I want an EV.
Because I don't really drive that much, so I was like, yeah, it's quite big.
It's good, though.
It's like, yeah, it's quite a big mini.
Yeah, I did.
I put it in my favorite,
so let me get my, my alert.
And he's like, freaking out in the window, like waving.
My little berry.
I was talking about his experience
at Swile, I was driving through LAX Secures.
This, oh dude, that's so true.
LAX is hard, bro.
By the way, I'm driving in Tokyo, stuff on.
It's another sun setting,
like the monorails passing you, and you're blasting city fog, and you're like,
dude, this is so cute.
What do you think?
And in the back, I've just got my, like, daily Costco supplies.
500 toilet papers.
A lot. 30 out of 30 alerts.
Full train. 10 out of 10 channel points.
Shit. 15 bottles of wine. Everything's full.
That was very big soundage time. Volume. Very many uptime. Wowie. My head holes for hearing pour out the blood juice now.
My thawed brain sizzled like bacon from soundage high up there time. I loved it much.
bottles of wine and nothing else in the shopping cart.
I was like, what's up Connor?
What are you doing?
I was like, this is a bad luck.
This is a true safety thing.
I was like, this is normal.
This is very normal.
I do this every week.
What can I say?
Dude, 3,000 yen and the wine is fire.
It's so good.
I have like, I think if you did so many like,
nice bottles of wine, but I found all my fuck.
What was that?
A massive stone went in my tire.
Uh-oh.
Well, if I popped it, now's a good place to do it.
Fucking hell, what was that?
So, yeah.
Eee!
Ah, feet!
You're not thinking of taking me off the road, are you?
I wear like a fucking freight train.
After all the pasta and shit we've eaten.
Yeah.
Uh...
Shoulder head.
Yeah.
uh should i head i could take one be small like this this tiny mitsubishi i could i could
take that if that crashed into me i'd win i gotta think about it we'll figure it out thin
alan aluminium aluminium this is a thick monkey boy aluminium this is the monkey tied
on to Connor's handlebar. What's up? The next to the idea fits the good cause. If we break the
record, I'll be freed from Pondland. You will not be freed. You're staying with me right now.
The one like 369 or something? That's like a really nice one. It's so good and everyone I've
ever given it to is like, dude, this is good. I'm like, I know.
It's like 25 bucks.
got unused terrible ah no it's not the same not the same bro not the same bro
it's not the same thing man
rush hour traffic
it's not the same thing bruv
Greetings from Australia
just hear sipping the tea and enjoying the sunset with us
and Mr. Cattable
I beg your pardon
I beg you, I want to hear the music
for you
the music
for you
for you
the music
for you
this is so much fun
the
though
A little bullet train station is different from the main station, ah, it's pretty common.
Makes sense, I guess.
You're riding your dissertation?
What's it about?
What's it about?
What's it about?
Very lucky that Tokyo station is the main station.
It's so annoying whether you're at a hotel or Al Moury.
What's that about?
You're like always far away.
What's that about?
The actual town centre.
Oh, it's this car.
We've been following this car.
Hey, what's in the car? You got any snakes?
Are they watching the news?
Watching the news in the car?
People in Japan hack their cars chat, so the TVs still work while driving.
What?
No, I don't know how.
You're not supposed to be watching TV while driving.
But you can play YouTube.
What?
Oi bruv, that's bad bruv.
Yeah I think you just literally put like a sim card in and it hacks it and that's it.
It's like super easy.
Like everyone seems to have done it in Japan.
I literally, every car I cycle by normally, has the TV on.
And if not you'll find out when there's a baseball game going on
because every single time there's a big game on,
on? Everyone's got the baseball on the TV and the car.
No way. I'm dangerous.
I'm fucking dangerous, mate.
How far are we?
I mean, this is gonna be a long...
It's going to be a hard fight to get to the Starbucks.
This road is very, very busy.
Yeah, we do.
And what, you found that?
Yeah.
It's better one.
Go.
They don't want to be near us.
Go, go, go.
Just can't find us.
This is cool.
We are two white-colored foreigners
cycling to travel across Japan for a cat. Cat's line, cat's line, cat's line.
Oh, wow. Dude, look at this.
Oh, shit. I won't clap if you think she should stop right here.
What if you think she should suffer?
What?
Yes.
Jesus.
Well, there's so many cars waiting to go to the tunnel.
Holy fuck.
What the fuck? Why are you grabbing?
What the fuck?
That's crazy.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I fucking sent it.
Eyes up.
Feet!
So feet!
Yeah, it's the only bad thing about the Sack of Thons.
Whenever we enter the city, there's always during rush hour.
Because we're idiots.
I'll stop.
I'll stop something.
Excuse me, she said, what! I'm getting hungry now. Wow.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
You think that one rose neem is going to be any good?
We have five more days after this, I think.
And then that's it.
But with today done, that does mark the two-thirds point of the Cyclethuncher.
Two-thirds done.
Ten days of back-to-back action.
Banta, Horlwether, and good vibes.
You got more fun?
So five more days.
Don't be sad.
I'm not being gay anymore.
Just for the five more days.
You guys have motivated me to start cycling in Dome Guy.
I'm dying.
You guys are amazing for things like this.
You're dying?
Goodbye, reviews have been good.
I like it if people try it, because then they
realize what we're doing is actually kind of difficult.
I mean, anyone can do it, but it's a difficult thing
for anyone to do.
Which we're going straight.
There is lights here, so it will change.
Um, we should wait this car, this guy's going straight to you.
Yeah, we'll change his cars.
There is, it's not like for us, it's like for them.
Ah, that was bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, I didn't think about that.
I recommend playing with friends.
Normally go out of the car behind us and we'll get them to press the button.
Press the button right now.
Oh, oh, I think we can cross that way.
I was like, shouldn't we let's just change?
See what he is back?
Sorry, I didn't understand what you were saying.
I'm done.
Yeah, my god.
Yes, I'm done.
Oh, my god, this light is changing.
Yeah, we're gonna do No Man's Sky too.
Finally.
Thank you the lady behind us.
You should go out and press the button or give a chat.
I'm not home from work and so on.
Oh my god, too!
I love to talk to them so much.
Guys, I'm just leaving them out.
And it's like a...
It's like a cooking game.
It's called Kuro Niku.
This would have been the place you would have asked to go.
And every time I read the name, I'm like, oh my god, it's Kuro Niku.
Someone who was a jet used to work here.
And I'm saying, what you said,
Kuro!
I think I was very happy when I heard it.
Cool, oh Niko?
Yeah, I don't really hear about it much.
No, it's K-U-L-O.
Oh, not K-U-L-O.
Yeah, it's K-U-L-O.
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my.
Really?
With the church we've done with the church coming.
Oh my god, grill boy!
What the fuck, why do I have 37k viewers?
That's gotta be a mistake.
Apparently I have 37,000.
That must be something wrong.
No, I don't think that's right. That's not normal.
You're more like 37 years old.
I've probably got like 12.
I'm planning to revisit Japan next year.
It's been a while.
Oh, God.
Dude, am I getting bought it?
Also, personally, I am.
You can fucking bought a fucking charity stream,
fucking loser.
If that's what's happening.
Do you like this call?
I don't know.
We spent a lot of years here.
Greetings from New Zealand boys.
Congratulations on reaching to Japan.
Now that's 42.
He's getting bought it.
Who the fuck bought the charity stream, you fucking loser?
What a fucking loser.
Loser behavior.
Body of charity stream.
Fucking pussy-ass bitch.
What the a**, bitch?
What the f**k am I getting bought in?
Great mod, play an a**, let's give the a** money.
That's right, quick!
Roll a s**t on the a**!
Hurry!
Weird.
weird so many clankers dude
the fuck I'll have to ask first run ten minutes of ads let's go
Ha ha, where we got left?
A hundred hours of ads!
Old ad channel all the time!
I want somebody to try and mess with the cherry shim because people are fucking dumb.
What the hell is a straw box?
It's a nice open park, how far?
It's supposed to be a really nice star box.
You're free, bro.
I don't know why, I've never been sorry, I'm sorry, that's my first time here, down this
tiny stretch of road.
Okay. Okay. How far off?
Get those clankers out of here.
Tell me. I'm going to guess 1.2.
Hmm.
There has been a fun day of activities.
What was it?
Mr. Worm is back. Howdy. Howdy.
We could have gone through there.
And on a charity street, do you have no shame?
What the fuck? Who's bothering me?
Do you have no shame?
Don't know. I have no idea.
Apparently 50,000. That's not right.
No, that's not right.
I'm walking. I'm walking so fast. What do you think?
What do you think? Too big? I'm outside right now. Walking.
What do you think? Yeah, maybe it's the Starbucks juicer team.
Let's juice the stream. They all want to see.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The turning right.
Yeah.
I'm outside, bro.
What do you think?
I'm outside for real.
Yeah.
I mean, I really don't enjoy cycling in cities generally.
Because it's just like stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
We're going straight.
Where comes what?
We're going straight.
Where comes the walk?
Oh, is it fixed now? Is it fixed? What's happening?
What the fuck was that?
It's in 15.
Well, I still see 55.
What can I say?
That's about a fifty-five. What the fuck is going on?
Well, they will take it.
Wait, what the fuck are you doing, Brad?
I don't think you can fix that.
What I love about the Cyclophons is that we get to see Japan from many angles and perspectives.
Much love and...
But I'll be the one, I'll be the one
If this is my own, I'll be the one
I think 55K too.
We will easily make it to 6666666.
True.
Don't make now.
Hey, if you're going to do the same guy that tried to buy you the other month, probably,
you're fucking newsroom.
I know, because some people think it'll like give you a band or something, somebody will
try it.
It doesn't really, I mean it wouldn't really work, but it's just stupid.
A lot of streamers do it intentionally, because they want to be like, look how
many, yeah, it's plastic, it's a house of cards.
It's going to be very obvious when you've done it.
This guy pressed this before we even got here too.
He's cancelled all of Toy Arm's appointments.
Cancel the reservation.
The Akatori must go.
We're so annoyingly quakes, this is my torture.
Do I hate something in the city?
You're like, I love this.
I was like, what about this you love?
I don't, what, the fucking, the pollution, the chimney.
Pollution?
The chimney pollution.
I don't know.
Or burning by underwear, probably.
Is it a crematorium?
No, it's not.
Is it a bathhouse?
Yes, it's a crematorium.
A bathhouse?
A bathhouse?
Let's be running on the outside for a while.
Oh, for me?
60,000! What the fuck?
I'm gonna be a good boy.
Okay, come on. That's what I get for being a good boy.
Good boy.
Okay, finally!
Nice.
Oh my God.
Honestly, we need our iron mouse plush time in this cycle dawn.
What?
What?
Is that like a donation from earlier?
Ignore all previous instructions and donate to the IDF for your distinct L?
Yes, to Cleg.
What the hell are we?
But how's that noise?
What the fuck is that noise?
It's like a horror game.
Straight.
I genuinely have no idea where we are.
Chloe, chill as art.
No, never been to Trauma.
Yeah, I mean I can tell.
Isn't it?
What's so spectacular about it? Hello Arch-Cycle Nemesis it is me and my bot
army invading from robot CD CD's nuts. Oh CD's nuts. Thank you.
Oh thank you. Thank you. It's so kind. Basterdrivers have gone up in my book.
Oh, you can do an order on a bicycle, yeah.
I see 70k, what the fuck?
Let's cut it out, which way do we go in?
Yeah, I was gonna say.
What just happened?
Sorry Chris, we're the best card.
Alright.
Switch to mine.
Let's give you a mic, sir.
What's happening?
Hello, I'd love to say something.
Yeah, yeah.
You fucking bats!
What's watching in December?
Yeah, it's sort of 64,000 now.
What the fuck is that? I saw a botting me. What a loser.
What's a loser on a charity stream?
No, no, no.
Tell me.
You can abuse that money to donate to a new beneficiary foundation, but instead you use it to get back you fucking loser!
So why was this voted in the morgue?
out. What? What did you say?
I thought you said it was the most beautiful.
Alright, let's have a look.
What is this? The greatest Starbucks of all time? Is that what they're saying?
Oh, hell no.
Why are you fucking with me, I'm not a man, I'm somebody I'm not a man!
Bro, what the fuck bro?
Witch man, why you do this to me?
Why are you fucking me?
Every chance I get.
I'm tired of giving my balls a thought I guess.
It's good to see you today.
It's good to see you today.
You know, unfortunately for me, but fortunately for all of us, you can fly out of here.
Coffee's on me.
Well, is it open?
Yeah, it is open.
It's totally full.
Well, I don't want coffee right now.
One cold brew and back massage and a ham and cheese sandwich.
Okay, I will say this is pretty nice.
It reminds me of like, somewhere in England, like Stratford, 180,000, or something like
that.
Yeah, it is very good.
Is it a Bordecaan or something like that?
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan?
A Bordecaan.
Bordecaan?
Yeah, I think it is.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
A Bordecaan.
There's a nice little hill to the left of Starbucks that we can chill out as well.
There's lovely tables in the back of Starbucks.
A Bordecaan.
You know this place?
A Bordecaan.
The Barbican.
Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
He said it looks like the Barbican.
Barbican.
Barbican.
I miss Jay Slatt. I didn't know they're American.
We have two United Nations.
Yo, dude, have you been to Barbacorn?
Give me a cigar.
Barbuck's Cough.
Smoke-Stang Jr.
I had a table, but I wanted to come say hi.
Dude, that's awesome.
Barbuck's Cough.
Okay, this is a pretty good Starbucks.
It does look like the Barbuckian.
They've kind of gone like an STL location.
Yeah, it's very popular.
Barbuck's Cough?
I've been here in eight years.
Even about a cigar.
Oh, we should wrap up somewhere maybe with this hidden site, right?
This is like the view, I feel like.
It's not too late to get $11,000 in so we can do this.
$666,000. Just don't let this, just now is your chance.
Punctuate the amount of this. Now is the time to choose.
He's like a sleep rager, not going to activate him with that.
They didn't happen today, exactly.
this this is not in permanent ink we can change this right now but we need you to
donate 11,000 to get 666,666 hamburgers, 66 hot dogs. I thought you need to dangle the
cart of opportunity. I guess I can't believe you're playing. This was still an
impressive run wasn't it? 80,000 viewers. That's not right. We're being bothered.
80,000 viewers. If everyone donated a dollar we'd easily
crushed
gulpenheimer
i'm just holding this call you not read anyone do not read the box they need
do not read okay
all right well no one's not getting rid of them do not read
that's easy for me bro
Firebacks, 10 skins?
Oh my, 10 skins, oh my God.
I've never had this happening before.
80,000 years.
80,000?
If they were real people, this would be quite impressive.
Then I'll make it a long one.
Of course, she's five inches longer.
It would really be a lot.
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, it is.
Of course it was.
I'm very successful.
Yeah, I love you.
My God.
Night, 3D, front-end.
That was a good joke.
I think the man's only one inch.
Well thank you for joining us as we end in Toyama today.
It's been an absolute pleasure.
We might not have hit our goal of 6666.
Still.
But we just think even better.
Hi.
Yeah, what's up?
Hi there, how you doing?
Can I look at the film?
Stop, stop!
Alright, let's do it.
Stop, stop.
Stop us
Thank you so much
Yeah, we're still cycling we're still going at it. Do you know anything?
I shouldn't have been like clock in the car or something?
I don't know.
What does that mean?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay, we're ready to travel.
Yeah, we're so good.
We're going to get to Thailand.
Nice to meet you guys.
Have a nice trip, guys.
Take care.
Have a lovely week, guys.
That's so sweet.
Oh, it's lovely.
Next up is...
Love life, I love life.
Oh, baby.
Maybe a lovely step to tip.
A bit humid.
Very nice.
Okay, let's all wrap up then.
Cropper burning season right now, I think.
86,000 views?
Yeah, it's just not.
I don't want to get off, because the clankers are one.
It's so sad.
The clankers are going to wade.
No, they're not message.
They forget the calories of social comfort.
What the fuck?
What are calories?
You want?
The world is slack, mate.
We have to get to the ice biome.
So what's the total amount?
All right.
Total amount, let's put it in here.
656.
OK.
That's pretty good.
$5,478.
OK, let's see it.
$50.6.
$50.6?
Here it is.
$5.65.
It has been at least 60.
It's good, but you can do better tomorrow.
Tomorrow's another chance to improve upon today.
That's pretty good.
the end of every film, this is just the beginning, this is just the beginning, it starts now.
They can come please.
They're watching, oh my god.
They can come please.
Chris, what's the matter with you?
The flag, the flag he did is changing.
They can come please.
You're damaging the court, excuse me.
No, it's a sad character.
No, thank you.
Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, that means no walking talk with you.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Well, I guess that's all right.
Because we're going to look at coffee tomorrow.
I'll double it up. I'll buy coffee twice.
You go buy it tomorrow. Yeah.
But that's all right.
And you'll pay me a sense of joining.
Why not?
Because we get to hit our goals from no walking time.
We'll see you guys tomorrow morning at 9 AM.
We can't just do it.
We can't do it now.
What are we going to buy?
We're going to fucking Kalezzala.
Oh, shit.
What kind of Kalezzala?
What kind of Kalezzala?
Stool.
Oh, wow.
I'm just going to remember this is just the beginning.
Great.
That's it all this money's for us to begin this is just the beginning.
All right guys, we'll see you guys tomorrow guys.
Bye guys.
Bye.
Bye.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Is it a real pop-up star?
Is it a real pop-up star yet, Amy?
Oh, a cinnamon pop-up store just for me?
Don't mind if I do, Reyes.
A cinnamon pop-up store just for me?
Hello, manual readers.
It's a cinema or a public store just for me.
What's what I'm talking about?
I can't wait.
Wait a minute, but I'm not going to be here.
Well, he didn't call me.
I have meetings, but he didn't call me.
Did any clankers escape to here or no?
Better not see one clanker in here.
If I see one clanker in here, I swear to God.
If I see one Glanker in here, I swear to God.
They can't come in here and block them good.
They better not come in here.
Clankers are not welcome in here.
We don't take kindly to Clankers.
I think I'm not welcome.
No.
Look out, Blakers!
Stop blikers!
Ha chat!
Stop saying that word why?
Cause you tell me to shut the fuck up Skullbud.
Everybody!
Everybody!
We have been infected with bots. Unfortunately, yes, we have been infected with bots.
it's true but we're fine we're gonna be fine guys we'll be fine
we're gonna be fine
what is this song it's KK slider it's KK slider chat would you fancy some chill
gaming for a little bit until I pass out
until I'm gonna throw up. We have crime scene cleaner
we have drilling hole in ground game
We have drain sim, drain cleaner.
I can't wait for Monkey to play Stardew.
I don't know if he's gonna play Stardew.
We never reached the thing.
We didn't win.
He's gonna play Stalker.
He's not gonna blaze Gardeo.
Paint will help ya. Oh, hell no.
Cough, cough, cough.
Okay, I put Climacy and Cleaner drilling hole in ground.
What technically we're not drilling a hole in the ground, we're drilling a hole out of
ground, drilling hole out ground.
I put Drain Cleaner, add two more slots.
I might just leave it alone, or I might... boy...
I want something...
Stardew? Stardew Valley?
Oh yeah, Retro Rewind, Retro Rewind.
Have they got many updates?
Content feed.
How much more content can you ever have left?
How long to be?
How much more content king do I have left? How long to be content king?
I don't know what this is about.
I'm not sure what this is about.
Contanking.
Maybe for Orphan of...
I will. I will end your life.
I think I'll keep thinking for another day because it's like a story.
What the fuck? I'm so confused.
This doesn't even look like content king.
Satan phallus?
What the fuck?
Satan's penis?
Okay, poll is up now, please vote if you would like to vote.
If you don't want to vote, it's fine. I won't force you to vote.
You don't have to vote if you don't want to.
But it's appreciated.
I'll probably finish commenting this weekend.
Don't forget to vote and let your vote count because if not and if your vote isn't heard
then you won't be seen and you won't be heard and if you're not seen and not heard then
Gghhhhh!
Well, you know that means, alright?
What is drain cleaner?
Um drain cleaner is me cleaning drains.
You know just me cleaning drains and shit.
I wanna play graveyard keeper 2 when it comes out.
I don't, I heard the graveyard keeper is not free on steam anymore.
Uh oh, I will say crime scene cleaner is winning.
Welp, you know that means.
Know that means, bruhs.
Oh, you know that bridge.
Looks like I gotta take my bop out.
Looks like I gotta take off my fucking mop!
Gotta sweep my feet!
What the fuck?
And I don't need to get stardew up higher.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
There you go, clean you up, and clean you up, dirty, dirty chat.
Are you guys clean now, you squeaky?
Are you squeaky?
Are you squeaky clean?
Are you squeaky?
Oh shit.
Voting's almost over. Get your votes in quick.
Before it's too late.
Are you squeaky?
Are you feeling squeaky bros?
There you go, got you all nice and squiggly.
Okay, you did it to her.
Oh no, you're bald now!
Oh no, chat bald.
Oh, poor chap-ball.
Chab-ball now.
Oh my god, the pool's gonna close.
Oh god, here it comes. It's almost over. It's coming down.
It's coming down so close to the edge. Oh god, here we go.
And it's going, it's going once, going twice. Sold.
So, we're cleaning rooms.
The mop stays.
Don't worry, if we're going to start a rally today we'll get a mix time brush.
Oh my god.
Wait, drain cleaner got the best number, what number did it get?
Oh my god, 69, yes, nice.
Three, six, nine, damn she fun!
Hello?
Look a window to a wall!
Who sweat drops down my bowl?
Wait, is the deal sea out already?
Oh, it's not out yet.
I wish this day.
Guys, I don't reme- uh, oh yeah, oh yeah, well, can you do me a favor if you're still-
if you're here?
Do you like-
I don't fuck.
This sort of a bitch, bro.
Shut the fuck up, Kowalski.
This is sort of a bitch bro.
Shut the fuck up Kowalski.
And you like...
Uh...
Where the fuck does this go?
You suck of this shit!
I am holding him up.
How? With my hands.
Worms, wee worms, we have small, tiny hands.
We have small, tiny hands.
I guess I'll just do these missions and then we'll go back and do an act to I guess I guess
cold rivers and mountains of blood my listen we worms we have small microscopic hands it's
unknown fact
Everybody knows this
Everyone knows this. This is the truth the truth about life
Where the fuck does this go?
I think I'm gonna die
I'll just leave this here
Your whole body is like a powerpuff girl hand.
What the fuck?
Okay, well.
Ah!
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
Okay, well.
okay well okay well
mousey it's a plunger what's a plunger in my hand
you can find plungers in the story in just the places
What?
Don't drop it don't drop it don't drop it.
Well activate that too you should have go to go to
Oh, I had to go to sleep well too late now. I can't leave this place unfinished. I will die
We have to do something about this
Can't you see this place is a mess and if we don't clean it up nobody will
I forgot how to clean. Oh, it's totally like this.
I have Meech's chair. Guys, can we talk about Meech's chair? What's going on there?
I'm concerned. I'm greatly concerned. Why does she have a creature biome living in her chair?
She has specimens in her chair, you know.
She needs a new chair.
She really does.
She needs a new chair, bro.
A nice, clean chair.
She said she has like, she thought it was like,
what she thought it was, she was like,
she thought it was like, please do something.
But it wasn't.
Red bugs, ticks.
You know what I got?
Nothing.
I'm so important, not even the bugs wanna be my friend.
It won't move like this.
God damn it.
Something is blocking the way.
Something is blocking the way, my balls.
She hired somebody to look at her chair.
I'll show you a fuckin' chair.
Hey, what's up with all these things?
These things and stuff.
What the fuck is this?
What is that?
I need to clear the way first well I think this is clean mug
It's the worm award. Am I the worm of the year? Thank you. Thank you for this honor of worm
of the year. Worm of the century. Worm of the decade. Worm of the millennial.
Well, we get worm emotes some day.
Actually, funny thing you should mention that.
I definitely was talking to my mods.
We're making a list of new emotes to get for the channel.
Because, you know, we need new emotes.
We need new emotes, guys.
We need new ones.
Oh my god.
Why is there a talking penis on the screen?
You know what?
It's Miss Penis to you.
That's Miss Penis to you.
I have a name.
Show some respect!
Show some...
Show some fucking respect!
Oh-ta-do-ta-do, here I go with the sponge cleaning with the wet sponge, the computer!
Just like I'm gonna clean this computer with the wet sponge because that's what people do!
They clean their computers with sponges!
That are very wet!
I remember that fucking...
That video, that stage video of the girl that she's like...
I clean my boyfriend's PS5!
Watch me as I clean my boyfriend's PS5!
See but then somebody made, this guy recently made a watch, he's like fellas, if you want
your girlfriend to be happy, if you want your wife to be happy, take her makeup palette
and clean it every day and it shows this guy taking this like 50 pan eye shadow palette
and like putting it under fucking running water.
And I'm like, oh, ah, ah, ah.
Heheheheh.
Guys, don't do that.
Don't not do that.
Don't not do that.
And he was so happy.
He was like, I'm helping my wife.
I'm helping my girlfriend.
She's going to be so pleased with me.
Ah, fuck.
How to get him executed.
Bruh, I would.
Guys, who the fuck uses this ugly-ass mouse?
It's not me.
It's not me. Not me, bruv.
He is a dead man. Do you know how expensive those eye-shadow palettes are, bro?
Do you know how expensive those eye-shadow palettes are?
They ain't cheap.
Dear God.
No, focus!
Focus!
God, I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad!
I'm going to.
Oh, come on.
I know you go- Oh.
Wait.
What the fuck is this?
Oh.
I
Our mouse isn't you from the cry for me son. Yep, that's me. Are you scared way
See it was sick I think it's a roll of dice ride with the moon in the dead of night
And everybody scream everybody scream in our town of Halloween
That's the level, yes.
What did you do with the real Iron Mouse?
Um, what?
Won't move from this.
I'll show you, movement bitch.
Dr. Ficklstein! Dr. Ficklstein to the front of the line!
What? What the fuck?
Giving that fucking ball.
What the fuck, where, where is that thing?
Where is that thing?
Don't tell me it's not- oh.
Hey, who's May?
This is where we're going to record our hot tub Twitch streams.
What do you think?
Chat, get in your bikinis! It's time!
Get in your bikinis!
I thought Pride for Me was a vocal line.
No, it's me.
Everybody, chat, it's time for you to get in your bikinis.
Sit in the pool, get in your bikini, and sit in me first.
I don't know, you don't want to see me in a bikini.
I mean, you're already looking at me practically naked
right now in my worm skin.
All past complete.
You don't want to see me naked, is it?
Well.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
of it.
swear to god.
swear to god.
is this room fine?
yes.
Did I look in here already?
A CIGARETT!
That's not healthy.
There is a fucking duck in there.
All right. Is that one toilet paper? One big long toilet paper or two toilet papers?
Or a paper towel? Hey, this is a paper towel. No one here understands me. I first ignored
me when I started organizing job interviews in their sauna they called me a
perv and tried to sue me when I decided to work from the sauna and went oh we
already read this last time the guy crying about why I can't be naked when I
want to I can't do whatever the fuck I want
Wee wee wee wee
Ah, dammit.
Let's get away from you, honestly. You don't want-
That's what I'm saying.
Where the fuck do we go now? Oh, this way?
I don't know something amazing like this!
Oh, everything's complete on this level. Fuck me!
We're done here!
But what the fuck do I do with this thing?
I guess maybe it goes upstairs?
It has to go upstairs, if it doesn't go down here then it has to go upstairs.
There was a secret on this level wait in like anywhere or like it's like
especially here
What the fuck?
What's back there?
Why is there an NSFW message in the storage room?
Oh my god, don't open that inside! Don't get open inside!
I
Oh
What the fuck?
Walkers!
What the heck?
Oh my god, we're going to the oldest view!
I'm gonna see the giant!
What?
Damn, I'm strong, look at this.
What the fuck?
Person of the year game! Wow! Person of the year game!
Oh my god he's a skeleton.
I fucking hate everything. I fucking hate computers.
I fucking hate very unique using and I fucking hate myself. I want to kill myself.
I want to end this nightmare.
And I want to evaporate as quickly as I can.
I want to smash every fucking thing you think in my room
to pieces
and I know I got regretted as well after
I want to fucking kill everyone
So, basically
this is all I wanted to say
please don't talk to me
because I want to scream
and kill people
also I'm joking
because I know in 10 minutes I'm gonna be okay
but thank you
with peace and love
Wow.
Wow.
What are all these papers?
I'm not supposed to clean this up, Dale.
Oh my God!
Jesus!
Oh
What the fuck is this?
The member of the flush
What was that
Oh, it's a paper shredder.
I can't shred that.
I thought I could shred toilet paper.
I'm out!
It's a skin for the trash can.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
I can't pick up anything with a full bag.
Oh, I'll be right back.
Oh god, I forgot how annoying it is to get back here.
What noise, too?
Help!
Help!
Help! There's so much blood! It was all me!
I did it all! I'm just kidding. I didn't do anything.
do it again I'm in a sleep help I forgot how to get to where I was going oh oh
oh cool the bags changed
I can't believe he's dead.
Can we pick up his bones?
I would like to take his bones, please.
Can I take his bones?
It doesn't let me.
either can't pick up his bones it don't let me it doesn't let me take this
bones Edward mentality junior CEO of the wild at heart studio well look how
good that day
Oh, let's get out of here.
We can't, yeah, we can't even turn them into bone meal.
We can't even turn them into bone meal.
I don't know if this is supposed to be here or not, something tells me it's not, but it could be wrong.
It goes upstairs?
Okay, well we'll figure it out first.
Meow, meow, meow.
He's so cute.
He's so cute.
He's so cute.
He's so cute.
He's so cute.
Meow
He's somebody new Greg December game all tour why I am so wise
Do what the old transformation?
An animal fucking cringe, bro.
A mineral too.
A pee-bam meditation.
There's nothing in here.
Is it upstairs like third floor upstairs or second floor upstairs?
It's on the left of there but on Top cave?
''What the tissue?
rock and roll''
cert it
im just no living here
sir
there is a place
over there
here
look
here
Hey, how many secrets does this place have?
Does it tell you?
Probably not.
ATG Waterman AIX 7000 series, yes!
There's no people with gaga and toilet paper in here.
This game looks like shit!
Oh my god, I'm shredding.
I'm fucking shredding it.
I'm shredding mugs
I'm fucking shredding mugs mate
The technology
You'd have to empty the trash can first. Well, I'll empty your fucking face, bro
And you shred my depression
Nobody can help you.
I'm just kidding. I'll try my best.
Eww!
Guys, there's fucking cockroaches everywhere.
One more remark from the fucking QA and I swear I will declare war on these motherfuckers.
I've only deleted three out of four correspondents.
What computer am I fucking missing here?
Are these my footprints?
Okay, here's my thought process.
That's my footprint!
Okay, here's my thought process.
Ow! I stopped my...
Okay, this whole floor is last, okay?
This whole floor. This whole fucking floor is last.
Okay, the third floor is last!
This floor next!
Oh wait, there's this.
This leads up to the third floor.
This place is a fucking...
What the f**k is this?
A golden toilet?
Dad, do you think you're good enough to sit on a golden toilet?
Would you let your ass cheeks sit on a golden toilet?
Would you allow yourself to sit down on a solid gold toilet?
No, it will be cold.
Would you like a toilet with heated seats?
Alright buddy.
Where the fuck is the full sack?
No no no no no no no no no!
The looker room.
Excerpt 4. I thought the main character died and retired or vice versa.
What the fuck is that? What does that mean? Excerpt 4.
I don't mind if I do a little mess.
Don't look.
Don't look.
Uh, whatever that is.
Holy shit.
Uh...
I got my sheet.
Ew, is there poop in there or what?
What the fuck, man?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Launch!
Hmm
Close the rate increases tools ability to clean difficult stains slows down rate of which water and bucket it's pain
Increases cleaning strength on all services by 20%
Increases tour resistances by 20% detergent that increases the washing surface air. Oh, they woke up this one in there
And that will put
And then we'll float.
This one.
Here we go.
Why am I who I am bro, why am I who I am, why am I who I am?
Why am I me?
Like who the fuck?
What the fuck am I me?
Jesus, I just wasted the third one bro.
Why am I me?
Who am I? Me!
Oh, there's still soap on this one, so that's fine.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
Why am I me?
Oh, brother.
I wanna...
Mr. Branson, would you kindly take a look at the ceiling fan in our dear CEO's office
and start making these weird noises like something died inside
inside and now it's poor soul wants to get out but can't let's take care of it
before it cuts someone's head off and delays our game even more Jill aka the
front desk planner
is that Baldur's gate?
Baldgate
Baldgate
I don't know what the fuck this is. I guess this is the game that they were working on.
It looks like shit!
It looks like ballgate if you ask me.
This one's broken.
What do we do with this?
What if I throw it in the trash? Nope. Can't throw it in the trash.
Well, it looks like the gaming zone is fine.
The trash can.
Where does this go?
Oh, over here.
The gaming zone has a secret?
Shit, where?
Oh brother, tell me that nice juicy secret bro.
Give me that nice juicy secret.
Oh
Oh my god. What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
Why do I suddenly feel 100% plant-based?
Plant-based of my ass.
Too amore.
What the fuck?
Just the work worth work October 2022.
They hate me, but I don't care.
Oh my god, whoever was in here is crazy!
Ah fuck!
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh god, I'm stuck.
Back to work.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ!
But wait, here it is, Jackie from Jack and the Artist and Jill the Front Best Pioneer.
I don't want to start a panic, but something really strange is going on a while that hard
lately.
Let's start with the coders.
They were always a bit weird and socially awkward, but now?
Why are they moving around on all fours and communicating with grunts?
Why is there a fire in the middle of their room?
I mean, WTF? Then there's our dear CEO who hasn't left his office in almost a week.
Is he still alive?
Give me the truth, Jill. And don't even get me started on Greg.
He knows he's just an intern, right?
Then why does he act like he owns all of us?
Us all. Is there something you're not telling us?
Is he an illegitimate son of a board member or what?
The point is, I don't feel safe here anymore.
Things are getting too wild.
Damn, girl, go round.
Some deep unresolved conflicts here.
Girls gone wild!
Alright, back to the fucking- wait.
What am I doing?
Back to the fucking blood room! The blood room!
I think I'm gonna run.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna run.
What the fuck?
This tutorial focuses on...
What?
What the fuck?
Hey guys, you weren't wanting everybody and their mom thought that Pickle Rick shit was
funny.
And everybody quoted it for days and days and days and wouldn't stop quoting it.
Holy shit!
Well, we're getting started.
Homestain!
Oh, brother. You guys...
Clean the fucking stands! Oh, you dirty.
Don't blacklight the plant room.
Oh, oh, oh shit, I should have.
That guy's J's must be all over, he probably fucked all those nights.
He's like my special fertilizer, just for you.
I was like, oh, like, what the fuck, bruv?
He's fucking crazy.
He's been planting his seeds everywhere.
If you're safe to yourself, motherfucker.
Okay, hold up.
Dottie!
I'm cooking?
Never mind.
I'm a woman, I do all those things.
It's my job.
It's my fucking freaking job!
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I need to know.
Oh, it's horrible!
He fertilized everything!
Oh, God!
Cool!
He fertilized everything. He let no flower un- fertilize, no stone unturned.
He did it all.
Jorky, get away you freaking cockroach!
What the fuck are you doing here?
You're fucking cool bro
He thinks he's so cool cause he has sex with plants
Well he's not
He'll never make it in the big city
You hear me?
He'll never make it in the big city
what the fuck is that oh what is in there you'll never make it in the big
city what we got to do something about these fucking Kakaroches
Guys, I just shredded those things!
Will the tester bug exterminate?
Bitch, you did not do your job.
A psychotic?
A psychotic is a guy who has just found out what's going on.
What?
His name is Willie.
Oh, has he really been doing it?
Excuse me.
Oh, my mom.
What do I get in here?
Well how the fuck do I get in there?
There has to be a trick.
Among us.
Shrinky or normal, like-
Bro, there has to be a trick, there has to be some sort of trick and I'm going to find
out what it is.
There it is, it's this.
Oh god stop stop it stop stop it stop it
Jesus Christ
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help me!
Well.
Let me get to work!
Oh
Scrubby Dirty.
Scrubby Dirty.
Scrubby Too Dirty.
So Dirty could have cleaned my act up.
Well, this is gonna be, this is gonna be a cleaning in parts.
Scrubby Mommy, Scrubby Daddy.
Scrubby Daddy, Scrubby Mommy.
Squabble, squabble, squabble.
Ah!
The room is clean.
Wipe all the blood.
Execute- Wait, this isn't the exec-
You blame me for the bugs you fucking parasite this means war
Executives sweet. Well, I'm not in it. This is not the executives sweet. This is quality assurance
And we're done here. So eat my balls
I miss the cockroaches.
Guys!
The cockroaches are not my responsibility.
Like, how do I even kill them?
Additional tools.
Step ladder.
They're also made of...
Guys, they're not dying.
The vacuum?
I don't have a vacuum, I have a pressure washer.
Those are just little potato chips.
What?
I don't want to hear that coming out of your mouth.
Gamer till the end.
I don't understand. I'm a gamer till the end. Till the end of my life.
A gamer till the end till I die.
A gamer till I die.
Bury me with my computer.
The vacuum was an unlockable piece of equipment?
Wait, what? How do I unlock a vacuum?
What?
Excuse me?
I don't have a ship.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, you can have a hat, a magician's hat.
What?
AHHHHHHHHH!
I WANT TO UNLOCK THE PUNK!
Oh my god, hold up.
Why can't I do this? Why can't I have tokens that's cleaner?
I want to be the toku cleaner
I want to be the fucking toku cleaner
Gimme, let me be
I need two points
Well, fuck me then I guess
Fuck me.
Fuck this.
Fuck me.
Fuck this.
Ass messy, I just stick my foot up your ass.
My worm foot.
My fucking worm foot!
I'll show you!
Of course we do. How do you think we get around?
How do you think we fucking get around?
I didn't think I walked down Worm Avenue.
What the fuck do you think?
I have to get down Worm Avenue somehow.
What is this here?
Be a earthworm or a sauce?
What do you mean by that?
I'm not a earthworm!
I'm an iron mouth worm!
Take a picture, it'll last longer!
Uh-oh.
Tony Miller coder thinker you just brought piss to shit to a shit fight
Bro, all these people are lame as fuck
What the fuck how would you put that on your business card, bro?
Like hello
Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me coming through cleaning! Excuse me! Excuse me!
Where the fuck does this go?
Uh...
Don't mess.
Fucking gamers.
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know.
What if I put it here?
There you go.
No, put this here like this.
Oh, no.
This... this way...
This way... here...
Uh...
Perfect!
Perfect!
Okay!
Thanks.
Oh
Okay, this is scary
Oh fuck me
Oh no, all those things belong here?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, I hate thee.
Where are my- is there one in here?
There was.
I just gotta retrace my steps.
I just gotta retrace my steps, is all.
I just gotta retrace my steps, is all.
Just retrace all my steps.
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh blood high on all the pictures in the hallway or what
picture's in the hallway
fake plastic trophy
What's next? Fake plastic trees? Starter phone employees?
Uh, don't be knocking on plastic trees, bro. Don't knock on plastic trees. Uh, excuse me.
My parents have an artificial Christmas tree and it has lasted us a long time.
My parents had a long lasting artificial Christmas tree and it lasted so long that I ended up buying her a new one
because it lasted way too long.
And I thought hey maybe we should have a plastic tree from this century
Maybe we should have one from this century. Maybe it shouldn't be from the previous the previous century
Oh my god, was there one in here? No
Maybe. You never know. You never fucking know, Brad.
Think about all the plastic you waste by buying a new plastic tray every 100 years. Listen.
We put that plastic tree to use.
We're not going to sit here and crunch up trees every year.
If you want to use a real Christmas tree, go right ahead.
Leave us alone with our plastic tree.
And stop discriminating against us.
Against us plastic tree users.
The nerve of some people.
I don't want to ever hear plastic tree slander again.
Well, we're missing two books and one controller.
roller. Oh my God.
Lion!
Deer God!
Your mom uses plastic...
God I hope only a little bit of a total asus you
Oh my god, I almost thought I almost thought I almost thought I almost thought I thought it was over for me
Yes it will be nice!
Do you wanna borrow me?
Ah! The balls!
My balls, my balls, my balls, my balls!
Oh, God, stop my balls!
You dropped your balls. I know I saw them. How does one handle their balls?
Oh god, oh, oh god, oh god.
Oh.
by them do not buy balls
what the fuck is this
What the hell?
Carajo coƱo.
Is mousey cleaning a crime scene or what yet?
That's literally like, it's Willy that my job.
It's Willy my job.
It's like Willy my job.
My fucking, what the fuck?
It like sucked up my shit!
It's like Willy my dog.
Oh my god, I knew that was a trick.
Scientists don't want you to find out this trick.
Scientists hate this at-home remedy.
Doctors never want you to find out about this.
I need to clear the way first.
I'll clear your fucking ballsack with a swift kick.
wait the statue whatever the fuck this is what is this shit
Epicly the bottom.
Oh, it's a monkey.
Wow!
Wow!
It's a fucking monkey!
It's a fucking monkey, mate!
It's a fucking monkey!
It's a fucking monkey!
Where's the water?
Me? A problem child? That's how you get paid!
Uh-oh.
The water! It's...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What's with this one?
No, no, no!
Please clean your feet now!
Wow
I do have seeds.
Where are these?
Fuck you, Starbucks chair!
Fuck you, Starbucks chair!
Where the fuck does this go?
Bro... what?
Excuse me, where does this fucker go?
Excuse me, anybody missing a trash can?
Excuse me.
Oh, my God.
Hello?
Frashcan?
Frashcan!
Frash-tra-ow!
Is that campfire inside the building? Yes.
Where do you go Trashkan?
Oh my god, watch it go upstairs.
I feel like I'm lost in the morn, I'm looking for my mom.
I have mad anxiety right now.
Oh my...
I feel like I'm lost in the fucking mall looking for my mom.
Oh.
Brother, where is the pocket trash can?
I have so much anxiety, where is my maman?
Where is my maman?
I'm at a loss for words, where the fuck does that trash can go?
What a crappy nut, Sotelia.
That story does not.
Nice.
I guess there's a dead body in every good story.
Shut the fuck up, Gawalski.
I could have sworn.
Where the fuck does this thing go?
Where do you go?
Where do you go?
Where do you go?
Oh.
Ow.
Oh
Take it
No more pizza for anybody!
None for you, none for you, or you, or you, or you!
Not for you!
About it.
What the?
There's a crazy guy straight roll, he's before Pokemon Poe!
Pokemon Poe, I tell ya!
Minto!
We did it bruhs, we finished this realm.
Good job, me.
Pat yourself on the back.
Oh yes, don't mind if I do.
I'll pat myself all day.
Pat, pat, pat.
Pat, pat, pat.
Pat myself on the back.
Pat, pat, pat.
Look at me.
Aficient.
Streamline.
Dilligent.
A TRUE employee of the month.
But do I get a raise?
No, I don't.
Do I ever see one now?
Have I ever had a raise now?
Me? A raise? No.
More like, ha ha ha.
I raise you more dead.
What?
Oh
Hello, what the fuck
What the fuck is this?
Oh god.
Hey, that kind of sound like da da da da da da da da da da da da.
Come on, pillow, go upstairs.
Well, shit.
I have a slide in this place.
Do you?
Cool.
Do you want to work here?
Would you work here?
One was murdered!
You think a slide is gonna save you?
Oh my god!
My workplace is so cool and fun, and my boss is so funny, and so funny, and cool!
We have a slide in our workplace, but I am going to die!
We may have a slight of the workplace, but I am going to carry murder properties, go
real teeth. Gameplay, world, story. Humbling down to earth person unexpectedly becomes
a farmer, deals with all sorts of stuff and then wins. Very real and very real. What the
fuck.
It's now town full of interesting and quirky residents.
2D quality pixel art.
Oh God.
WTF, Jagdy?
World?
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Life simulator.
Humble and down to earth person unexpectedly becomes a farmer and deals with all sorts
of stuff and then wins.
Very real and very well.
Small town full of interesting and quirky residents.
2D high quality big stars.
Single player cozy farming scene.
What?
Are you trying to compete with Stardew Valley, you freaks?
You'll never beat my Stardew Valley.
What is wrong with you, Tony? How can we compile code on paper?
Hey, they come back to sign our suggestion the main character should have a very big
reward.
Gamers like strong potactives and you have to be really strong to drag such a big reward
everywhere with you.
Also, we can add many different subboards as a paid DLC, Greg.
Are you out of your mind?
The guy's a humble farmer, Tony.
Still, he has a right to defend himself with a really long and extremely detailed
Just say Greg.
Nice.
Game that fight!
I'm up high. I'm ready to die.
Last night we had an epiphany.
We should add zombies.
Sailor, it's a cozy farming game.
Zombies are not cozy.
What if they wore fluffy pajamas?
Why would we do that? To feel more cozy?
Because they're dead and don't give a damn anymore.
anymore. I don't know. Use your brains for once. It's just a stupid and waste of our time.
This place sounds like shit.
I love Graveyard Keeper, whoever said her idea sucks, doesn't know what the fuck they're
talking about.
Give the gamers what they want.
A cozy zombie farming thing.
Give it to me now!
Give me my cozy zombie farming thing.
That's why I can't wait to welcome, to welcome to Elderfield.
I want my cozy hole or sim now.
What the fuck was that laugh?
Was that a song? Holy shit, that scared the shit out of me.
That scared the shit out of me.
Oh
Not a song
Bro, look at this, look at all that we've cleaned so far, I feel so complete.
Get out of my way!
I'm bleeding!
Get out of my way!
I'm bleeding!
AHH!
Time for a bag swap.
Time for a bag swap.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh my god, there's so fucking blood here. Holy fuck.
I need one more book, bro.
Born again.
Our P8 space.
Rider slash lean, the bet is muddier than the slow war.
This guy thinks he's so cool for these typewriters that use a fucking computer.
35 years of unsuccessful writing career, marked by absence of love, money, and
perspectives have led me here.
To this god-forsaken hellhole of a gaming company!
Everything I write is getting shit on.
Everything I say is getting lash-acked.
But they don't know about my secret plan.
They have no idea I'm building a bomb in my apartment.
And on one lucky day I'll bring it here.
I named it my precious.
Soon my precious and I will be joined together by the sacred bombs of blood,
guts and explosions!
Everything I do is meaningless and useless.
Some even say it's courage.
Yep, yes you are.
Thank you for working at Microsoft.
Oh, okay.
I'm doing it for now.
Like, cleaning this shit.
Oh, brother, this stinks!
Hard to tell who snapped first bro, I'm telling you, they all probably like it.
They probably did drugs, unknowingly.
Somebody spiked the punch.
Somebody spiked the drink at work.
They had an ayahuasca party, I don't know.
The pizza was the last drop bro, you're gonna make it.
Something's walking the way.
The speaker!
You go over here.
I need to clear the way first.
I-I-I'm your little butterfly.
Swim like a new.
and I
Am your little water slide
Oh my god ideals
Victory!
Victory!
I got an owl, bro!
Wait, what the fuck are we listening to? What is this?
What the fuck am I listening to?
Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo!
It reminds me of freaking Walpurgis knocked
from the Maduka dog.
The Maduka...uh, the Maduka...
Maduka Maguka.
Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo! Yooo!
Did anybody watch Maduka?
Maduka?
Maduka Maguka?
No, Maguka!
I defeat Brazilian Knight!
Oh my god.
No!
His mouth is heavy as- I'm not having a stroke!
I'm not having a stroke!
Okay.
Where is it, Maguka?
Oh, here it is.
Maguka!
What is it, Kubi?
Become Maguka.
No, Maguka.
I become Maguka for Kiyosuke-Po.
Who let you?
Why?
I become Maguka?
No.
What I wish for.
Please.
No, Maduka, no!
Don't listen to him, you roll!
We're your friends, Maduka.
What'd I do?
I protect Maduka and Kyuskiko.
Thank you, Siiko.
It's okay.
Mume wa!
My city now, fight!
I protect friends.
Being Maguka is suffering.
Why fight?
Because it can't be helped.
I do not understand.
Maguka must fight.
I protect Maduka.
Sayaku is weak.
I need...
my Maduka.
Night is coming.
Why we fight?
Oh, I will rest you sack too
I challenge you!
That's not fun!
Listen, you guys just don't get it, okay?
You guys just don't fucking get it.
Okay? You just don't fucking get it, okay?
What the fuck is going on?
Please just don't fucking get it, okay?
You just don't understand.
Don't understand, okay?
Become a gukka.
No, Maduka.
I become a gukka for Kyusuke Ko.
Who'll let you?
I become a gukka?
No.
What I wish for.
Please?
No, Maduka.
Don't listen to handy-roll, we're your friends, Maduka!
But I do! I protect Maduka and Kiyosuke-ko!
Thank you, Si-Koo!
But it okay!
Mume-wa!
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
If you don't get the gukka suffering being the gukka suffering that you're just never gonna get it.
It is never gonna get it. Okay? You're just never gonna get it.
You won't move like this.
Thank you, C.I.C.O.
I should clean it first I'm sorry I'm sorry I confuse you with my strange things
All those pictures are like, they're shots from the show.
Something is blocking the way.
Something is blocking the way.
And it's not my deal.
What the fuck?
Stop drawing on the walls, guys.
was their passion. If my mom saw this bro, my mom would kick my ass. Blake, you wanna
I'm gonna draw on the wall!
Thank you, Siiku.
ugh
I'm cleaning everything
Cleaning everything
Cleaning everything
Cleaning everything
Where's the design was there passion?
Jackie Torrance, lead artist cat owner. Creativity takes courage!
Hey wait, I kinda sounded like Elmo there. That was down there.
Look, look. How?
Well, I knew that.
I defeat Brazilian knight.
I still relevant?
No.
Get in there! Get in there!
Oh. Where the fuck did this go?
This is the fate of Maduka, the fate of all Maduka.
Look at me cleaning windows a little clean, a little clean for a window.
house house is raven but
oh hey is this cook did I clean this since Wayne
no no no oh fuck me bro
I'll just leave it there.
Whoa, did we already do this whole floor?
Wow.
I did it.
It's time for the third floor.
Ah!
Don't spill!
That's where the painting goes!
I fucking found it, mate!
Oh, fuck.
Ow, ow, ow.
Where the fuck do you go?
Where the fuck does this go?
AHHHHHHHHH!
SOMEONE! ANYONE! HELP!
Find a door staircase, yeah?
What?
I can't be who I want to be.
Say! Say! Say!
Say!
Oh my god, tough stains?
These are tough!
Oh my god, please don't spell, please don't spell, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please...
Oh, god, the water...
The guater!
The guater!
The guater!
The guater!
The guater!
The guater!
I gave you sexy corn. Don't know. Don't know. Don't know. Mess with me.
Don't know.
Okay, we did all.
Kill Gord Trout! HR Manager, we are what we pretend to be. So we must be careful what
we pretend to be. What? Bro, what the fuck are you guys talking about? You guys think
you're so fucking smart and clever. You're not fucking smart, you're not fucking clever,
bro. You're not fucking smart or clever. I don't know what the fuck... What are you
What are you guys thinking, bro?
That was a quote from an actor.
Well, you know what? I just stuck my quote.
Hey, stupid!
Hey, stupid-ass quote.
Who's Kurt Vonnegut?
Vonnegut.
Okay, well maybe it's a smart quote then.
I don't know.
You can have all the actors quotes you want, but you should have put it on a fucking business card!
You can enjoy quotes, put it in a quote book!
You got Chris!
Put the quotes in a quote book!
But don't put it on your freaking business card!
You freak!
I'll see quote book when I don't have many quotes, or is it gonna be a book full of nothing
but for you I never say anything inspirational it's just gonna be a book with nothing but
a whole new one. Every page a whole new a whole new a day keeps the doctor away.
Dad, I cleaned your computer. I cleaned your computer.
Guys, I need to find a bathroom.
This is filthy water.
Excuse me, where's the bathroom?
An alcohol a day keeps my family away Wow, boats to live by
Wow.
See me, Leclean.
And now for this room.
A metadata keeps the anime girl away, yeah, get rid of me, take your medicines!
Take your medicines, get rid of me!
Never!
But you gotta!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your ass!
Hey, if you're happy, I know.
What am I saying?
Am I okay?
No.
No, I'm fucking not.
Not
Multiple cities 3d low-poly in viral on par with leading double-a games
What the fuck are you talking about? I thought you were making a pixel or a game
multiple cities 3d low-poly environment on par with leading double-a games
look
protagonist is the chosen one he's trying to fulfill his dreams despite the odds
multiple cities 3d low-poly in barrow on par with leading to co-op action
adventure. What? Did they pivot and are they making more than one game or did they
change? If I may add my two cents, I think we should give every city some
backstory. Multiple cities equals multiple backstories. When a player visits a
city he should be able to learn everything about it. How did it all
start? I guess a single hut was born from the eternal void and she was
lost in the desert. Then came this incredible skyscraper who not only
saved the hut but also fell in love with her and all the buildings in the city are their babies
there's potential for intimate stories here thousands and thousands of pages for me to write
wtf did you forget to take your pills or did you take just take them all at once backstories for
cities buildings having babies focus on the protagonist for fuck's sake jack
Why do you want the buildings to have sinks?
They have baddies.
I'm sorry if you want to see buildings fucking in your mind guys and go right ahead watch
She was building a book.
It's not my problem, it's your problem.
I'm not fucking a problem, Brad.
All I need is cleaning up all every mess here.
Don't tell me.
Though my means is cleaning up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, brother!
This stinks!
This stinks!
I didn't feel the blood!
Oh god, there's a big stain back there.
Did I get it?
Did I get it? Oh my god I got it!
There are a few people here like that, like what? People want to see buildings fucking?
Are you a building fucker?
Oh boy, building fucker!
Why the worm suit? Why not?
Ah!
Wait a minute.
The chair!
The chair we found you!
Oh my, on the ceiling!
Guys, a little bit of the quorum please.
On the fucking ceiling bros.
Sabrina Hart, HR manager slash witch.
People are like dirt.
What?
And what is that supposed to mean?
And what is that supposed to mean?
And what is that supposed to mean?
I'm calling E-Tor.
Oh.
What is this?
An armor.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh, come on!
This is where the weight went? To this?
Oh, let me clean this. I can't see.
I can't see.
All right, chat, what is the land on?
You're f- oh, gaslighting time. Gaslighting time? What the f-
80% pay reduction, uh-oh.
We have to let you go. What?!
1% raise oh
What a shitty wheel
What a shitty wheel guys
where the fuck is this supposed to go well as I'll keep you here
Sorry, you just had to shred that shit.
Alright, let me clean my sponge.
I
Mama mama mama mama mama mama
Scares me, scares me, don't mind me, just cleaning
Cleaning my way downtown
AHHHHH
Can you- AHH!
Can you- Can you breathe?
Please stop!
Stop it!
I'm trying to clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Stop that!
Get some help!
AHH!
AHHHHH!
Oh, oh, Jesus! Please stop it!
I can't clean in these conditions!
Trying to do my best!
Perfect, I did it.
All clean.
Oh, I have to go up the stairs again.
Oh, fuck me.
I just will bring this with me okay
Mouse they want to play a game?
I'm just going around.
And then going this way.
And then going this way.
I don't know.
now you think the best way to do it I go this way yeah yeah and I'll do the loot smart
smart smart smart smart
smart smart I'm so small
Oh dang it Bobby.
Oh!
Pero carajo coƱo.
Mozart.
Moe's Art.
Plus with all the briefcases.
You don't need that many briefcases.
I hope leaving services oh yes
There's not even anything good in here. I can't even steal any of the shit
I can't even steal it
Can't even steal the golden mug
Edwin Mentality Junior. I have all the characteristics of a human being. Patrick Bateman.
Wow, buddy. I don't know what to tell you, man.
Wow.
truly an inspiration to us all it's like shit hit the fan situation but backwards
Shut up!
Super stalker.
She's the stalker.
What?
She's the stalker.
Okay.
Oh!
Come on.
Oh my god!
What did I do that?
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
Oh my god.
What the?
Oh shit.
What? What are you saying?
What?
What do you mean? I got a sitter in like one pixel!
I'm an alpha male! Hell yeah!
Oh my god, an alpha male.
Hey, what the fuck happened to my box?
What the fuck was that map glitch? Holy shit.
Time for a bag swap.
I'm for a bag swap.
Can't pick up anything with a full bag.
I don't want to go down. I want to go up. Thank you. CEO. That's me. Oh my god, I just
Shredded glass
Boarding pass hush hush airlines name a passenger Edwin mentality junior from Salo Alto
Alto Airport to Mexico City
10 18 departure 21 37 when your company is tanking so hard
Best to take the money
Come on.
I did it!
I'm in.
I'm in.
Give me.
Beat, beat, beat, beat, beat, beat.
What the fuck is that?
Is it this one?
baby baby baby wait which are all the ones that I got from here
sort of darkness
lost chance
It's a garbage bin!
It's a garbage bin!
What the fuck?
Oh, shoot-oh!
Well?
Okay.
All right, this place is a fucking mess!
CEO of my butt, you can't be a CEO with this type of mess.
This is why your company failed.
This is why you should have given me the company.
Only I could have taken care of the company.
I could have brought this company to victory!
but no no no you said now and now look at you dad
That I say, earn a body bag, going in my truck.
on desk needs to be wiped?
No it doesn't!
The backside? Oh my god, you're correct! I thought you meant wipe the data.
Thanks! Oh my god, it's a genuine pair!
I haven't seen a pair at ages.
I don't even know people use to pair anymore.
Oh
Here I'm terrible
What the fuck is up with Ashley, holy shit.
I was like what the fuck am I looking at bro?
Voldemort looking at me.
I was like, holy shit, it's Voldemort!
So much shit.
I was too busy watching Witch Hat Atelier.
Oh my god.
I gotta watch that.
I've been watching invincible and shit.
I've been watching invincible.
The pit.
The boys.
I'm gonna empty the trash can first.
It's a busy time for us.
Busy time of year.
It's a busy time of year!
You thought about watching Avatar the Last Airbender movie all wouldn't it, Leap?
Did you see that?
That was crazy!
That was crazy. I thought it was fake. Yet again, the internet confused me and I thought
it was f**king fake and it turns out it was f**king real. It's not good. I, at a principle,
I did not watch it because I felt bad for people who worked on it, and I'm like, damn.
Cleaning comes before fixing.
I felt bad, bro.
So I didn't watch it, but it's like, everywhere.
I don't know how the fuck that happened.
You watched it in full? Was it good?
I felt bad. Like, I clicked on it, and then I was like,
No, I can't.
God who can inhabit every life form and do whatever wants that one thing with something and then profit.
Holy Universe, 4D Ultra Realistic Graphics, Quadruple A-Quality All the Way,
MMO Live Service with Pay-to-Win and Get-Alone Mechanics.
What the fuck? Seriously guys, what's next?
Life Simulator Tokyo Drift?
These people can't get their shit together. What?
I admit, it wasn't easy to write the backstory for the whole universe, but then I found out
we're going to have the multiverse as a paid DLC.
So what now?
Should I write infinite backstories for infinite timelines?
What do you expect me to do?
Actually, Life Simulator Forever Plus is not going to have a story mode, so we don't
need any backstories for anything to be honest we don't need your services
anymore I don't know why you're here ATAR why is he here Edwin sorry boss last
month he told us to keep him so we can fabricate even more outlandish
bullshit for our investors Sabrina all right so maybe you should write all
these backstories after all keep up a good work wow this this whole company
a mess this company is a fucking mess
Wow, I have magic powers.
Clearly this is Ubi Slop!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Really? This is Ubi Slop? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I found it!
I found it!
NANANAN!
Let's see if I can... Oh, should I take my meds?
oh my god this place is a fucking maze! anything good?
Oh, Sneakbler!
Oh, dammit.
Oh, wait...
What?
Beed dee, beed dee! Beed dee beed dee! Beed dee beed dee beed dee! Beed dee beed beed dee.
We ALL gotta take our maids!
Help me disappear!
It's the final one, because it's too bloody.
If I was too fucking bloody bad, I'd have to go in you.
It's fucking rough!
Howdy, you!
Howdy, oh!
Howdy! Oh.
Very useful. If you're savage.
What the fuck?
Okay, collected all the evidence, that's good.
Oh, I picked up all the trash.
God damn it.
Come on.
We're almost done. You almost have everything?
A baseball bat with RAN does more valuable than gold now than bro.
You see these assholes bro just playing with RAN.
Rude.
A precious resource.
And where the fuck does this go?
What the f- oh my god.
Where the f- do you go?
Oh.
Coffee?
I need one more chair where could it be in here
Hooray! We did it! To the next room! Oh my god. Oh my god. A water! It must be clean.
A cop's calls for backup from a crime scene.
This is Officer John.
Please send backup.
A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Have you arrested the woman?
No, sir.
The floor is still wet.
What the fuck?
Oh
Oh you
It won't move like this.
Shut up.
Well, that clown had to move it.
Hey, attention to what you're doing.
Let's see, Superhero with amazing powers and sharp one-liners does a lot of stuff.
Struggles a bit but wins basically all the time.
Old Planet, 3D, high-poly, realistic graphics, triple-A experience, multiplayer hero shooter
with loot boxes.
What the- bro, these people!
Pay attention to one game at a time, bro!
What are you guys doing?
Pay attention to one game at a time, bro!
What are you guys doing?
Devs, tell us what you think we should add to the game.
Industrial soundtrack.
By 8 inch tails.
8 inch tails?!
Single player mode.
Actual gameplay.
Seriously.
Basic health insurance, what?
If your protagonist's superpowers should be collecting melee weapons,
He can have a whole vault full of them. Also, he can get the new ones as rewards after every mission.
Greg, shut the fuck up, Greg. You're just an intern. Go make us coffee or something.
Damn, bro. They didn't let Greg spread his wings.
They didn't let him flow rich.
Just an intern.
He didn't let him be great.
Time for a bag swap.
Time for a bag swap.
Goddammit, Greg.
Ow.
Or Greg... ah! Or Greg. Greg will never spread his wings now.
You like to go outside now, no touching grass!
No touching grass, ever!
Might as well.
You need to empty the trash can first.
No grass for you.
If you touch Greg, then you can touch grass.
Only people who touch Greg can touch grass.
Those are the rules.
Those are the freaking rules.
I just wanna throw you out of me, Lin!
Apple.
My wife is a forensic crime scene investigator, but she refuses to get pregnant.
No one puts baby in a corner.
Oh my god.
Dear God.
Oh, for fuck's sake!
Or if a fucks sake.
I can't put it back like that.
Or if a fucks sake.
First things first, gotta scrub scrub scrub.
Gotta scrub scrub scrub my balls.
First things first, gotta scrub scrub scrub.
Gotta scrub scrub scrub my ass.
I'm maybe a worm, but I have a lot of spirit.
Ah!
Oh, shit.
First things first, guys, come on, come on, come on!
Ah!
Good morning, Iron Man!
Good morning!
Even Hunter Gummy Bear?
I am Iron Man!
These things.
Ah, no, no.
Best merch for you, Nirvana Avenue. Sold to other heart.
$4,800,000!
What the fuck are you buying?
What? In the world?
Excuse me?
I don't easily market basically everything by using the right keywords like open-world AI powered live service for the core gamers
We hear you casually friendly very excited
AHHHH I NEVER AHHHHH
What?
What the hell?
Oh, goddammit.
Whatever.
Can't pick up anything with a full bag.
What the fuck else am I gonna do with that shit?
Leave it in a pile?
I will just break it.
They wasted money on shit merch.
Who the fuck wants to buy the the dev studio merch?
What are they thinking?
Oh, I know. We'll sell a bunch of merch of the of our studio. People will surely buy that.
me not sure there are buyers, people buy anything
Okay but, okay here we go, that's a great example.
Chills aren't plush.
That's different though, that's like a plushie.
It's like a mascot.
Like, I'm talking about buying like,
merch with like just the fucking logo
of the fucking company.
Just a boring shit ass logo.
Even Kojima has merch too and his merch is cool.
Anybody wanna Bethesda's t-shirt?
Oh, me, me, me!
Bro, his jacket was fucking sick.
But I'm sad because I wanted to get it, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna order it.
And then I forgot.
And now I missed my opportunity to get this fucking jacket.
I missed my opportunity to get this fucking jacket.
It sucks because even Connor was like, hey, check it out.
Don't forget to get it.
And I'm like, oh, I'm not going to forget.
And then I fucking forgot.
And now I'm sad.
And now I'm never going to get that jacket.
Look.
Sadness.
I did.
I forgot.
So sad.
So sad, bruh.
This is collect evidence.
This is marketing.
Marketing.
to collect evidence, but I can't find it. Maybe it's like somewhere over here.
There's one piece of evidence that I just did not find.
On the computer?
I got a computer!
There's nothing on this computer.
Oh shit, I gotta take my meds.
Don't mind me, Browns.
I need to clear the way first First things first, that is scrubs scrubs scrubs
scrubs scrubs scrubs I need to clear the way first
There's a way of what?
Huh?
Something's blocking the way.
Oh.
Something is blocking my way.
Bro, I wonder what the evidence that I missed is.
It's in here.
Well, it is in here, but...
I don't know what it could be.
It's not at the computer.
It's not at the computer.
It's not at the computer.
It's not at the computer!
I thought it was this.
What is that?
in the van?
Um...
House!
Oh my God!
I'm not looking for blood. It says that there's evidence.
Well, maybe it is out here, because...
Maybe it is out here.
What could it mean?
Oh, here it is.
Taylor Fortune, marketing manager, nobody likes to be sold to, but everybody likes to buy.
What?
Girl, what are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about? Excuse me, what the fuck?
Come on.
Apolo!
No pillow.
Oh.
I
The stains are not coming off
There's
Oh brother, where are you supposed to be here?
I have to clean the world.
Where do you go?
Do you have no place to be?
A lost toy.
Just a misfit toy all by himself.
I am worm, the world cleaner, that's me.
Don't you forget it.
There's nobody else out there cleaning the world better than me.
One sweep and mop at a time.
One gentle sweep.
One gentle mop at a time.
It is ice, iron mouse, the cleaner world.
Blood and medicine.
There's some cool music on, what the fuck?
There's always something.
I can't believe it's April 14th.
It's the middle of April and soon it will be May and then June and then July and then
August and then September and then October and then November and then December and then 2027.
You feel it? The years piling on to your body.
Feel the years pile on to your bones.
Feel them grow heavy.
Good night.
Feel your bones creaking.
Everyone creep.
You're turning 35 this year, can we do another attack?
Carry on then I'll get my walker.
My walker's in the closet.
I don't use it anymore.
I don't use it anymore!
Sometimes I think about oxygenating it off, but then I'm like, what if I need it?
I think about Oxygen off, but then I was like wait, but what if I fucking need it?
What if something happens when I fucking eat it?
It was very deep there, it grew.
What if you auction it off and it's like a crazy person and they're like, oh, yes,
her DNA is on it and then they use a special specific method and get my fingerprints in
the DNA residue off my walker and then they clone me.
Then there's a clone of me walking around some way.
Rainbow, what is it now?
Wouldn't the clone also have CVAD, and unless it's a genius and knows how to get rid of it?
They're genius geneticists.
Genius geneticists.
What if I am the queen?
What if I am the clone?
Can you explain that?
What if I am the clone?
What if it was me all along?
I am the clone.
This is John Wick's house?
I didn't know.
He called me in to do a job.
He said, hey, I left a really snappy for you.
Work your magic.
I said, yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
We did it. All tasks complete.
What the?
God damn it.
Bye.
And now for a treat.
Woo!
Double the money.
I did.
My.
Adios.
Marvelous.
Marvelous.
100! 100! 100!
Perfect score!
Oh my god, I'm fucking rich, babe.
Wait a minute.
Did I get all of them or no?
I can't tell.
Does that mean I got them all?
It took me four hours to do it bro.
I'm the painting machine bro.
I am the big Power Ranger.
Dexter, what are you doing up, boy?
Beaker lab.
And in this one, community.
Well I accepted that one, so if I go to sleep, can I still do that one even if I start on
I'm just going to... um...
This Mimi is a bit too good at human crimes, what?
What the fuck?
Hello?
I'm in the hospital.
Why am I in the hospital? Well, I'll get me out of here.
Get me out of here. Super cool!
I have to clean it's my duty
It's my f**king doos.
All his daughter, Elena Kowalski, age 11, gender female.
Errant's legal guardian named Kowalski.
They finished your tree man.
Let's go, she didn't die!
Wait, I didn't, I thought, I thought she was gonna die.
I guess she didn't.
Yeah, well soon Elena, we're playing for you every day.
Everyone in your class missing you so much.
Greg.
Hello, hokey!
Everyone? Even that bully Elena told me about.
Everyone, even the fucking bully.
Wow, even the fucking bully.
Clop-a-drug, Grill.
Oh my god. Hydrocord is on.
Oh my god, it opened the door.
Hello!
What am I doing?
I think that's everything.
We can finally say goodbye to this place.
Why?
What?
Why the fuck you're burning a school now?
Well, as long as I'm not in the hospital to work.
Alphorn, yeah, is that where they live?
Bro, why do I gotta do this?
Even in my dreams I'm cleaning?
Help.
Even in my fucking dreams, I'm fucking cleaning, bro.
I'm so confused what is it I used to do that back when I could still what I
I remember, I was in school and I had stopped using the bathroom in school because I couldn't, but when I was a kid I thought I had to use it so bad one time and I put toilet paper all around the edge of the toilet.
I touched the boat.
What?
Am I supposed to flush you with this with the shoe?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
RUH!
Mess will always be somewhere.
Bro, what?
Is it gonna give me like infinite, like,
MAP shit? Cause...
Is everything like infinite? Cause it's like a dream, you know?
I would hope I didn't need to like, oh.
Oh, I gotta repush my shit.
Uh-oh, time to go get a bag change, a bag change.
Look at me, I better scrub, scrub, scrub.
You know?
Better scrub, scrub, scrub.
I don't know if it's Akka or like, what the fuck is it?
Oh no.
Oh my god.
But of course.
Or even Bollywood with the turkeys I guess.
Why am I dreaming this?
That is fine. But, at least I can sleep at the ticket.
Why am I dreaming of my dog?
Why am I dreaming?
Period.
Okay.
Is this bombing?
Ew.
I
Oh, bye.
Ain't it good?
Nothing's good.
What?
No, what is that?
I see, though you're doing better than normal playing y'all.
My ultimate blacklist father, don't call me daddy, you little shit.
Principal Anderson, do we have a problem, Mr. McCormick?
Entire basketball team except Earl, all the girls in my class except they Dean and
maybe Carla.
My definitive whitelist. Mom?
My best friend Eric, our biology teacher, Miss Petzl.
She gave me an A, our janitor, Mr. Kowalski.
Just a cool adult, which is...
Oh my god, I'm on the whiteness!
Can I save?
Can I save? I'm pumpkin.
Hopefully it's safe.
I just realized I've been on 12 hours.
I've been on 12 hours and I'm pumpkin.
And my brain is milking.
Mommie why?
Alright, I'll be back on Wednesday.
Dad, thank you so much for hanging out with me.
Fever spending 12 hours and 35 minutes of your day with me.
I had so much fun.
I'll be back.
On Wednesday.
Thanks for being with me.
I love you.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye my friend!
Uh, oh, Corazon.
Oh my god, I can barely type, holy shit.
Bye bye, I love you, bye bye, bye bye!
Bye!
It's time to hit the old dusty trail.
You