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04-23-2026 · 13h 26m
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Thank you for watching!
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What the fuck do you mean?
No, what the fuck do you mean bro?
But what the fuck do you mean bro?
Oh
But what the fuck do you mean bro?
What the fucking deal? Oh
As a second
But what about you mean bro?
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
They scored?
What do you mean?
What the- What do you mean, this whole? What do you mean? What the fuck do you mean?
But what the fuck do you mean? No!
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to Wednesday.
Are you ready to begin today's activities?
Are you ready to begin today's activities? Well, guess what I'm like.
guess what bros guess what I'm not
well guess what I'm not
guess what I'm not goodnight no I'm just kidding
Well guess what I'm not...
BOOM!
Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Eat this!
Waystream, guys. Goodbye.
I'm just kidding.
Hello, everybody. Are you ready for today? Guess what?
Uh, what do you mean?
They're getting rid of fucking communities on Twitter?
I'm sorry, dude, people just not care.
People just want-
Do people just want to eat cockat today?
Our Twitter community! We have 11,000 members!
What the fuck?
I should speed even complain bro you know the only reason why I found out was because
I saw that he cum the only reason why I found out because I saw that he complained that's
The only reason how I found out.
I was like, what the fuck?
What the fuck, bro?
That's so messed up.
How dare you do this?
And to LilyTwitter, we can talk!
When are you gonna learn? No! When will you learn? When will you learn?
Where will you learn?
We can't?
Oh, I can't.
You can.
I can't.
Fortunately.
I can't.
It's bad enough I barely use Instagram.
So many.
You don't understand, bro.
I get sponsored and like, we would like you to do one social post, two, one to two social
posts to promote blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And I'm like, okay.
They're like, can you post on Instagram?
I'm like, I'm sorry, no I won't.
They're like, well you must post on Twitter.
And I'm like, goddammit.
Goddammit.
I have an Instagram, I do have an Instagram,
but I'm saying no soon.
That's gonna change into an Iron Mouse Instagram.
Iron Mouse Instagram. Goodbye, Art Instagram. Hello, Iron Mouse Instagram.
What in the hell?
Don't worry, I'm not taking the art away. I'm still gonna be there.
And maybe if I make another art, I'll probably post it there, but I just haven't had time to do art.
I wanna do a piece a month, but I've been working on something small, but I'm not like...
It's just not I just don't have time right now. I just don't have time
Let's go have fun
Well, I got blow my nose
Thank you to catering to 35 to 45 year olds wait is that an Instagram thing?
Is that what it is is Instagram for for old people? Everybody's telling me Instagram's hip
I feel like the normal Instagram is is is her like older people
But like the reals and shit is for not older people
Because I talked to like my sister and like she was not true because she does watch reels. She watches reels
But most of the time when she watches real she's like...
She's like, oh...
What is this shit?
And then I have to explain to her what the fuck a meme is
And then I have to explain to her what things are
Because she just...
Doesn't know what the fuck anything is
Imagine me explaining to her what a fucking
Toon Toon Toon Soho is and shit
And she's like...
She's like she doesn't know anything bro she doesn't know anything she doesn't know
anything remember when I told you guys I had to explain her with six seven one and she
It was just like, what the fuck?
Oh.
What the hell?
It has many questions about the internet.
Many questions about the postings of humans.
Here we get an Iron Mouse MySpace page.
Is MySpace still around?
MySpace.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this? What am I looking at?
I have to admit, I saw your art on Instagram and I really liked it a lot. Will you return
to watch someday digital art perhaps I've never done digital art in my life I've only
done traditional hand drawn media but maybe one day I'll try what what the fuck
okay how come when I go on my space and it's like I'm like search my space right
Wait, it tells me search my space and it says
Enter enter a search start typing
Enter search start typing to search for whatever the fuck you want to look at
Why does the search look like this?
This is the ugliest shit I've ever seen.
Why is it so big?
Why is the shirt so fucking big?
Why would you do it?
So ugly.
What the fuck?
Is it because everybody on Myspace is old and you can't see?
Is it because you can't see?
What the fuck? Why is the search bar so big?
It takes you to a completely different page and then the search bar is gigantic.
Lady Gaga.
Okay, I typed in Lady Gaga.
And now it's forever loading. It doesn't load anything.
I guess it doesn't work.
Too much Lady Gaga.
Artist of the day.
What?
What am I looking at?
Oh my god, this fucking website is a mess.
Holy shit, it's so ugly.
I'm broken.
And you have to log into Facebook to join?
To do anything?
Uh, I'll have a Facebook set up.
What is News Corp?
It's owned by News Corp?
What's News Corp?
News Corp.
A global diversified media and information services company headquartered in New York
focused on news, digital real estate, and book publishing.
T Assets, the Wall Street Journal, Barron's New York Post, The Times, The Sun, O.
the Australian Arpa Collins Publishers Realtor.com and 61% of RE8 Group.
Sounds like got out of me.
I see.
Hey mouse, just saw your recent video I've been in a really dark place too.
I wanted to let you, how that your support really helped me when I thought it was the end.
I tried to live by this quote,
deep breath,
stay at the time.
What was that noise?
I'll give you hugs.
Deep breath.
Did you hear that noise?
It was almost like he opened up a can of soda.
What the fuck?
What's that?
or like a beer or something he opened something what was that what the fuck I'm so sorry I'm
sorry I really don't want to I'm so sorry I'm so sorry for playing your your your comment
again I hope that's okay but I really need to know I need to hear this noise again
Hey mouse, just saw your recent video I've been in a really dark place too, I wanted
to let you, have that your support really help me when I thought it was the end, I tried
to live by this quote, deep breath, stay at the time.
He popped open a Topo Chico!
He popped open a Topo Chico! What the fuck!
Oh my god, I can't believe it.
why booby is cracking open a cold one with the family why is the australian again
why does he turn australian after he drank a cold one
i like that book hey there mousy hello
bro he's like why are you Australian guys this week is a crazy week first
announcements I put up two announcements announcement one I posted yesterday a lot
people might be wondering mouse what the fuck are you doing my AX announcement
just to be clear we are getting shit every day just to be clear my ax
announcement is that I have a booth at a x yes that is true I had a booth at a
I got the booth, myself.
Period.
Period.
I got the booth.
Myself.
Period.
And I got to get a nice spot.
I got to get a nice spot.
Okay?
That ain't cheap.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
But I got it.
And you know what?
It's going to be Iron Mouse and Friends.
So it's not just going to be me there.
My friends are going to be there.
I'll send friends!
And I paid for the boost so they don't have to worry about shit.
Period.
If you are going to AX and would like to come and see me and my friends...
If you want to come and see me and my friends, come on over, booby appears?
Yes.
Guys, I'm letting you know booby will have a boot at the boot.
Mouse question, will there be a balloon on the boot?
It will be tricky to locate a hamster sized boot in such a place.
No balloon, the boot is pretty large.
I have, I already saw it.
I talked to a wonderful company that is making the boot and it's a beautiful boot.
I'm scared.
Oh my god.
Oh, that one's a hit.
Checking for his
Oh
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Alright, about that.
Anyway, what we talking about?
Um, oh yeah, AX.
Guys, AX.
I got a booth at AX.
Our mouse and friends.
I hope you guys, if you're going to AX, it'll be a fun time.
The only person I can confirm that will be there for me and Greets are me and Booby.
I can't tell you who else is going to be there, yet at least I think.
More information will be available soon!
Any questions?
Booby?
Yes, Booby will be there.
what am i drinking water will you scream on the boot yes i will be streaming uh we'll
We'll be having some interesting activities streamed.
And our cheese, thank you for the rain!
I hope you had a great stream, hi!
Hello!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody.
I was telling everybody that I have a boot at AX,
so if anybody's going to AX, stop buying CS.
Stop buying CS, bros.
Stop by and see us at a booth.
Will Booby be streaming?
And any merch for Booby?
Merch for Booby?
I think so, yes?
Question mark?
I think so.
Um, I think so.
Uh, Booby, will he stream?
Uh, I don't know, but he will have a meeting green.
I think so
Booby will he stream? I don't know, but he will have a meeting greet
He's not gonna stream though. He will have a meeting greet at the booth
So if you want to come and talk to him you can come and talk to Booby
You can come and talk to yeah, not really technically but sort of maybe question mark
Maybe question mark sort of yes.
Question mark?
I'll take it.
The boot is so cute.
The boot is so cute.
I'm so excited.
It's going to be a great time.
And I hope you guys like it.
I hope you guys like it.
I hope you guys like it.
And then we also announced our important stream.
stream next week we have a collab we will be playing dagger heart we'll be
playing one night in dagger heart to benefit the make a wish foundation next
week on Tuesday with Matt and it's gonna be a lot of fun I'm really excited we
have a lot of friends joining us so I hope you guys can come and join us for
for this really fun charity stream.
It's gonna be Tim, Matt, Booby, me, Candy,
and Croc is joining us too!
I'm excited, I'm excited.
So it'll be fun.
I hope you guys can come.
We're going to be raising money for Make-A-Wish,
and I'm really excited.
I'm really excited. I'm really excited. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.
It is next Tuesday, the 28th. Tuesday, April 28th at 4pm ET, I mean 7pm ET, 4pm PT. In
And that's it all week.
Pity.
I yoped and excited when I saw you learn this quick.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited that we get to play and raise money for a good cause and it'll be a lot
of fun and it'll be fun to be able to play with Matt again because we had such a good
time playing with him last year and this year we will be playing again but he's the DM he's
the dungeon master this time so gonna be a little different he's dungeon master this time and we have
Tim joining us uh that's gonna be interesting so that's gonna be interesting
For those of you who don't know, Tim plays Gale in Baldur's Gate.
So that's gonna be very interesting.
I thought he was talking about... Yeah, he plays Gale in Baldur's Gate.
So that's gonna be really cool.
Agarhar is such a cool system and fits your style, RP.
I'm excited! I'm excited! I'm really excited to play.
I'm not an experienced player of anything, but I,
you know, it's for a good cause and it's sad fun to raise money for
a make-a-wish foundation, so that'll be really, really fun.
I'll use all my instincts!
I love it!
Theater kid focused!
Yes, I'm a theater kid at heart!
Yes!
Are you going to play a mage or warlock?
I don't know, I haven't decided yet.
I haven't decided yet, but you know boobies probably gonna want to do some like brute shit, so...
Some...
Bunk Bunk shit.
But you know me, if there's magic, I have to do it.
He's a bunker.
I will cast fireball every single time.
I shall be fireball.
I will be fireball.
Well I feel so like a churabla.
Ugh, I feel stuffy today.
I walked on the treadmill again today.
I walked on the treadmill for the day, but I'm sick and I'm stuffy.
How much do we have to donate during the charity stream for Matt to break out his Leon Kennedy voice?
Oh my god.
Wait guys.
We should keep that in mind.
Though, make a note of that please.
Make a note, make a note please.
Make a note so that we can write that down.
right that down, bro.
right that down.
how's tomodachi life going?
i want to be honest, i did not play any tomodachi upstream, which i said i was gonna, but i
didn't, so i didn't have time to make anybody, i didn't have time to do anything upstream.
that we'll play today, so.
But I didn't, I didn't have time because yesterday
I was in meetings all night.
Bro yesterday was meeting day and I had meetings all night
and then by the time I was done with meetings
I was so tired.
I was like let me try to record some music
and I recorded a little bit and I was like,
I'm gonna lay flat for like.
I'm gonna lay flat.
I think I'm just gonna lay flat for multiple hours
And then pass out
By the dam just gonna leave flat
I flat maxed
I was flat and I played some stardew valley
I'm feeling forward for Tom and Darcy life and in going to break down and buy a switch,
for it and make them final fantasy characters.
I think you have to get a switch too. I think it's on both.
So, you're welcome. I just saved you some money.
I hope you have a switch one. Do you?
If not, have fun getting your switch too!
Anyway, was I saying? Oh yeah, so I got a Prismatic Shard and I finally got the Galaxy Sword, I'm so happy.
I unlocked the Sewers finally!
I was so productive, I felt so productive. I unlocked the Sewers, got the Galaxy Sword, I fixed the greenhouse.
My life was so productive on the farm.
Isn't that the most powerful sword yes.
That is the most powerful sword in the game.
And now I have it in my hand.
So many announcements, so many news, so many things to share.
I'm almost done with the community center I finished I finished I got the green house
I just need like to I think I need like the fish tank and I need to finish the bulletin board and then I'm done
I did I did put I put the fruit trees in the green house. I put the fruit trees in the green house
I put- guys!
Come on guys, do not-
I'm playing the game and I have fucking the wiki- the wiki page on my second monitor, of course.
Of course, okay?
I have the reddit and the wiki open on my second monitor.
While I'm playing.
No play, Brad?
Uh-
I- for the most part, I do- I am, but like-
If I have like a question, I'll like refer back to the wiki if I'd like a question about something like when the greenhouse
When I got the greenhouse, I was like how do I effectively maximize every space in this thing?
How do I how do I how am I most efficient in these damn green house?
So I went and I looked and it gave me the answers on how to like put the sprinklers and like the stuff with the
With the tree how to greenhouse
I'll do Greenhouse and then I attend my second Stardew Valley Festival, Stardew Valley Fair
and just saying I won first place again and everybody else is sad and salty that I won
Again, first place, I'm sorry, sorry guys, sorry that you suck, and I'm the best.
Sorry, also I changed my outfit! Oh my god, my outfit is different, wait.
I'll show you screen shot of my outfit. Hold on. Let me open the game for one second.
My outfit is different. I'm beautiful. A meteor is now going to land in the Merlior
crops I still I haven't gotten me there I did get the oh you know what I got I
got a strange capsule and I put in my I put in my I put in a chest cuz I didn't
know what the fuck it was it's like this weird I got a screen that said something
there was a strange sound in the middle of the night and then there was like a
weird capsule on the farm and I'm like what the
thank you so much thank you thank you thank you thank you
she got the alien it's an alien
it's an alien
wait do we do we get a pet alien
thank you cryptid for 25 gifts and some thank you thank you
do we do we get a pet alien
It just hatches and runs away?
Oh shit, so there's like an alien running loose?
Look, this is my new outfit!
This is my new outfit. I have a witch's hat and I'm wearing a dress.
I upgraded.
No more goggles. I can't wear the goggles with the hat. I should just I should have just kept the goggles on.
I don't know how it's so cute.
No, what's your star do?
You need to get the fashion wait fashion Eastamon stop
Stop that might be the only mod I download for this
The fashion sense mod is the premiere!
It's a Mimi from Prey Mimi!
Fashion sense mod.
Rainbow Switch allows for bigger accessories, hairstyles, hats, shirts, leafy...
Uggh!
Wait, what kind of witty...
Oh my god...
Wait, the hairstyles are so cute!
What the fuck?
I
Because it's been a while since I've seen normal decor doesn't it have a toggle for your normal horns I forget
They're right here.
But that looks so- it does kind of look weird.
It doesn't look like- it looks weird on me.
Those are the Spirefax and they're mandibles.
They're mandibles.
They're mandibles.
They're mandibles.
Maybe, maybe like this?
Which model will you be using for the Chaotix stream next week?
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
I'm going to use Tuesday.
I don't know, I haven't decided.
Not this one, I have company over, I can't dress like this, it's like hanging out in my room, nobody's here.
Yeah, maybe witch or twitch, that might be cute.
My little witch.
I'll use witch of twitch.
Chat this week is a very big important special week.
It's Fanfest.
Fanfest starts on Friday.
I will not be streaming tomorrow and I'll tell you why.
I will not be streaming tomorrow.
I'm very, very sorry.
I would love to stream tomorrow
Maybe I might just in case however
I need to you sleep because I
Need to sleep
I might stream but it might have to be very very short because I have to sleep
Let me tell you my schedule
Let me tell you schedule for this weekend.
Are you ready for schedule?
Are you ready for schedule?
Fanfest begins.
The stream has to start at like 1pm EST.
I have to be live at 1pm and then we have an IRL and Pete's gonna be with us and he's
gonna be great and then unfortunately the stream will be short because I have level up Expo
at at I have a meeting greet at level up Expo at 6 p.m. and then I have anime in St. Louis
at 9 p.m. is the meeting greet and then
if I'm not too tired I will do a late night stream on Friday
but if not I'll be back on Saturday for another stream but that stream starts at like 4 p.m.
And then I have Anime St. Louis at 8 p.m. at meet and greet, and then a panel at 10 p.m.
And then I'll come back for a stream at night time.
Help!
Help!
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Gasped I dust when Connor me fell a little mousy me. Oh my god
The shenanigans do not end
The shenanigans just don't end.
I- I- I'm like taking it with a grain of salt.
Because I'm like, what if it's not real?
Like, what if it's not real, bro?
But do you think it's real?
I've seen some of the pictures I saw the picture of like the donator and you know
It blows me to you, I want it, I can't get enough
So shit there's my shit with me
Just take my hand and I must enjoy the breeze
I will see you dance
I'll see you dance
The Crazy Cocker consumer!
What are we talking about?
Sorry, I had to...
What were we talking about?
And I'm so dumb.
Oh, and... I'm so dumb.
Oh yeah, I gave Pat schedule for the week. Hey guys!
Uh...
Who the fuck... uh...
You got your sin attaches from Japan yet?
That's gonna take so long to get to me
No, I haven't done it yet. It's gonna take some time. Well, I'll let you guys know once once they get here
I'll let you know
I'll let you know once they get here
You're finished whispers in the wall. No, but I have to finish it. I have to finish it on stream
I got we gotta keep on playing
It won't be this week! Oh my god, this week is like insane.
Did somebody say Daggerheart? Yes! We're playing Daggerheart with Matt on Tuesday, the 28th to raise money for Make-A-Wish.
So if you guys want to come by and watch us play Daggerheart, it'll be a great time.
Come by and stay high.
At 7 PM.
Connor is rich, rich, and so is Booby. You mean one of them couldn't overnight air your cindas?
You understand how mail works?
You understand the... the... the... the mail system?
It's okay, not everybody understands mail systems.
Oh sorry, I don't know, for some reason OBS like muted my fucking desktop audio, wtf?
We can, can we replay those?
Sorry.
OBS is being stupid.
It's a complex system.
Contrary to popular belief, unlike in movies, even if you're rich or shit.
Hey, Mousy, flying out tomorrow morning to make my way down to Anaheim.
Excited to see you on a panel, Iron Mouse, L.O.V.L.
I'm excited to see you!
I hope you have fun at Fanfest!
I'm excited to see you.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you there.
I'll see you soon.
I'll see... no, I'll see you.
No, I will see you.
Did you guys see the trailer that came out for Evil Dead?
An Evil Dead trailer came out?
I haven't watched the XO, I was like, I'll watch it on stream.
Evil Dead trailer came out.
New Evil Dead movie.
And then...
Yeah, I heard there's like a clay face trailer.
I have not seen that.
And then I saw that there's a trailer for a fucking Looney Tunes movie?
Coyote vs. Acme or whatever the fuck?
And I'm like, what is this?
New Looney Tunes movie in the year 2026? What the heck?
No Looney Tons baby! In the year of our lord 2026.
That's the one that was shelved, but it was out. What?
Wait, they shelved the movie and now it came out?
What?
Cleotibus's Acme was actually a new movie in the year 2023,
but WB bind it as a tax write-off,
an independent company had to buy distribution rights and is releasing it themselves.
What?
I was unaware of the lord.
What?
What?
Wait.
What do you mean?
Wait.
Now I have to watch this movie.
Wow.
What the fuck?
Well, well shit.
The current CEO is not a fun guy. Well, I mean, you don't have to tell me twice.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. I've never liked...
I just never really liked the coyote. I was never interested in the coyote. Like, I just really didn't give a shit about the coyote. I didn't care.
I wasn't really like a Looney Tunes girl.
Mouse, did you see the Furious 2026 trailer?
Has some of the guys from the raid?
Wait, they dropped a new Fast and Furious movie trailer?
What the fuck?
I just really didn't, I wasn't really into that sort of stuff, like I like space
Space Jam was cool, I thought Space Jam was a fun movie and stuff, but like, I didn't really care about Looney Tunes.
I just really didn't like Looney Tunes all that much.
I don't really like Looney Tunes all that much, and I remember that other- what was that other fucking Looney Tunes show?
Oh my god, Lunatics Unleashed.
I remember that.
The fucking Lunatics Unleashed.
That was...
That was something.
I hate big Chungus!
I watch Animaniacs!
On Netflix!
I like that anime episode that they did where they turn anime for like 5 seconds.
Those were pretty cute.
Did you watch Tom and Jerry, my dad loves Tom, oh my god.
My dad loves Tom and Jerry, like my dad can sit down and watch Tom and Jerry all day.
If you want, if you want to entertain my dad, just put Tom and Jerry on the TV.
We'll watch Tom and Jerry all day.
Best Looney Toot, what the fuck is this?
Wiley Coyote, LeBron James, Lola Bunny, Daffy Duck,
why is Daffy Duck censored?
Porky, what is happening?
Why is it censored?
What is going on?
You're a duffy dick.
Porky Pog.
Why is Porky Pog censored?
The Shatterdummy Beast by the time he's a breath inch.
Porky Pog?
But Porky Pog!
What the fuck is this pole?
Where is my boy Foghorn Leghorn?
Foghorn Leghorn?
Okay, uh, Foghorn Leghorn, that's the big chicken, right?
Oh my god, I found the opening the lunatic's unleashed.
I
Don't think so much for the 20 gifted subs. Thank you. Wait a minute. Oh
Astro, thank you so much for the 20 get this is late. I
I think... did you do it twice? Or is it just my OBS being stupid? What's happening?
Bro, OBS, can you please stop being a thug ahead please for today?
For today, for the first day of your life, can you stop?
Can you please stop? Just stop it. Just stop.
You did it twice! What the fuck, Astro? Thank you for the 40 gift it sells! What the fuck?
What the fuck, what the fucking?
What the flying fucking?
Wait, hold on.
All forces unleashing a new kind of healer, the Lunatics.
All my lucky money!
Want some quack?
Oh my god.
Red Runner?
You've never seen this? Oh my god, bro, if you've never-
Bro.
You've never seen this? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You gotta see this.
Oh shit, what is mother complain?
Muguka!
What is it, Kubi?
The Kamoguka!
No, Muguka.
Why did this open?
Wait, they have...
Oh my god!
How they got their powers?
You see, I am the director,
which makes me...
Don't anyone remember Looney Tunes with two O's or the U?
Isn't that what the U?
Oh, do the C, the way I tell you to do the C.
I feel like I remember Looney Ticks also having a legion of superheroes episode
with the weird-ass 31st century DC Comics characters.
Ow!
Oh no!
Help!
It's Chopin!
It's showtime!
The bronze then handsome lifeguard sits calm yet frocused confident that should danger arise he stands ready to-
How come how come he the meteor hit and only he got the power?
Never seen it before wish I still hadn't smoog
Check the lives no duck get out of my chair and do your job
Everybody got him everybody got something to do
Make sure you use the net
Yeah, not all the dead and everybody died that day
Use the net use the net
Talk about a waste of talent
Everybody on earth that day everybody every single person
Just put me out of my misery
Don't mess up Lexi don't oh shit
any time you're ready
Lexie don't fuck up girl
You're gonna join the squad Lexie stop don't fuck up
Who the fuck is that dance?
What the fuck is that?
Wow I've never seen anything like it she's even better than you
That was such a cute routine, Lexi, but I'm afraid you don't have what it takes.
No!
I'm ready for this mission.
Wow, she's so cool, guys.
It's not Lola, buddy, okay? Her name is Lexi, okay? Stop.
My baby!
I used to think you were a mad genius. Now I think you're just... mad.
Letting Wayne hotter?
Are they all the only animals? Guys!
Don't ask those questions!
This means rage and fight night in the morning!
Don't ask those questions!
Question!
You're my favorite!
Carlos the Conqueror!
Yes!
No!
Versus the terror from somewhere!
It feels like they just rebranded Looney Tunes to try to appeal to Gen Z.
Question spinner!
I don't think so.
Look at this work.
What's this before?
I'm Jet Alpha, this came out in 2005! What are you talking about?
This show came out in 2005!
Alright, Lugger.
We guarantee you free lunch, you don't get the order in 30 minutes. You got 5 minutes left to get it there. Otherwise, I take it out of your pay.
Don't you worry cookie!
Can I have a first try?
Please don't fail me now!
I can clearly see why they shelled this monstrosity.
They should have left it there.
What are you talking about?
This show was awesome, don't you?
Are you even free?
My watch says one minute past twelve.
You're late.
What are you talking about?
I bet you didn't even like Batman beyond.
Go eat that!
I bet you didn't even fucking like it bro!
I don't know man, it's just, you don't want to take it on leash bro.
Sonic under, oh my god Sonic underground?
What the fuck?
Oh gargoyles!
I love gargoyles!
Do you guys remember our fucking...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh gargoyles! I love gargoyles!
Do you guys remember our fucking...
Do you remember our fucking...
Do you remember Jetix?
Comparing lunatics to the clearly superior Batman beyond low blow mouse low blow
His room are genetics. I only remember because it was like it was gargoyles
Was it gargoyles and then like they played Power Rangers SPD?
Oh
Witch
You know what what I like who's that show mom always leave my fucking show bro. I still love that fucking show so much
I used to fucking love Shaolin showdown bro Shaolin showdown
I fucking love Shaolin so much.
Now let's go down.
I can't I can't deny mouse who's your favorite Batman Joker I loved Batman growing up
Why do we fall so we can learn to pick ourselves up again?
Fucking love, Batman.
You should have a look at a castled Aussie show called Round the Twist.
Round, around, round the twist was that.
Every challenge showed on fanfiction.
Pffft!
Did you ever watch The Pirates of Dark Water? It originally aired way back in 1991.
Where is Pirates of Dark Water?
Mmm-mmm, Koh-Li-Oh-Koh!
For some reason, Round the Twist aired in the Philippines.
what is around the twist? around the twist. what is this? you eat game kill. what was that?
Do you remember Kappa Mike useful?
I feel like I'm like, I'm trying to put, what the fuck is this?
Real ones, remember Super Robot, Monkey Team Hyper Force Go, and Spider Riders.
I feel like I'm on drugs. What is this?
I'm sorry, did they just fucking uncover a human skull? What the fuck? What is happening?
Did he just pull a human skull out of the ground and be like, whoa, cool, human skull? What?
What? What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
This is why all these are the way we are.
That's your normaly thinking so much about what he gets himself.
I'm so confused. What the fuck?
Australia? What are you guys doing?
Australia is the city of tigers.
Are you going to fly with us?
Are you going to fly with us?
Have I felt like this?
I don't know what the fuck I just saw.
What the fuck?
What the fuck did I just look at?
Did you just show this opening to candy?
I'm going to send it to her right now, and I'm going to be like, what the fuck is this?
One of my favorite old shows was Hero, 28.
Such a unique and fun style.
And both a very serious but silly concept of animals and humans being chill with each other until someone broke the peace.
a piece. I am Mouse BLA Anki Stankies. This is the OG regular show for us Aussies. Did
you see Daryl sang in her act 4 of Starlight Fantasia? Thank you Mousey so much for being
one of a few for helping her believe in herself and threatening to kick her behind. You inspire
There's so many all over, and it's so nice to see it in real time as a cross space.
Love you, Mousy.
Continue inspiring people.
Starlight.
Cheer.
Cheer!
Watch the intro to Superhuman Samurai.
What is Superhuman Samurai?
Birdman.
Round the twist a bit of body horror.
Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad.
Oh, I think somebody told me to see this one.
What the f- I think I swear somebody watched me do it.
I recommend if you want something dated, but a first of its kind show for the era.
Lookup reboot.
Someone made me watch this on stream before I was like, what the fuck am I looking at?
I can- I can- the quality is so bad. I can't fucking see.
Is there a better quality cause you literally can't see anything?
I can't see anything!
Oh, okay. Here we go. It has to be better.
I still can't see!
I still can't see!
I'm gonna pu-
AHHHHH!
HAHAHAHA!
I transform into a superhuman cyber squad.
The human side of the ride.
Where have I seen this kid before?
The human side of the ride.
They're gonna have me killed.
He takes a big of a...
They're gonna open it up.
I'm a hero always, thanks to God
Oh boy, you can roll!
Oh my god, not gonna lie, every time I get locked up in the fucking hospital,
there was always a Boy Meets World marathon playing.
No wonder I recognized that guy.
What the fuck?
Oh, is this the ending?
Bro, what the fuck?
Hey Mouse, it's a bit older than these, but have you ever seen WMAC Masters?
It was like Mortal Kombat for kids.
WMAC Masters?
The theme song to SWAT Cats is incredible.
Where's SWAT Cats?
From Universal Studios Florida, it's WMAC Masters.
I can't see the martial artist!
What is this?
What?
What?
What the fuck did I just watch?
Is that Mortal Kombat?
Wait, there's another season.
Oh no, it's only in my left ear.
Help.
They're the world's greatest martial artists, competing for the ultimate prize.
Master's is kinda like Street Fighter, mixed with pro wrestling.
There's a girl!
Another girl!
And she has boobs.
You ever watch Vestal's Landing?
It's a really cool video.
You should check it out.
mouse
What
So what was this mortal karma for children this aired on television
Wow, how every Power Ranger villain was defeated, the Morphin Grid, it only had, this video only had one view!
Sadly, they were all actors. The fatalities were real, however. N-O-D-D-E-D-E-E-D-E.
But this was an AI-generated thumbnail, so I won't, I will not-
What about Beetlebogs or VR Troopers?
All Power Rangers fan made, people make fan openings of Power Rangers?
Any chance of hearing Dot Dodgers in the 24th and one-half century opening?
Maybe it's not A.I. Jerry, maybe I'm just overthinking it.
Have you ever watched Drawn Together? I love Drawn Together!
I'm being overloaded with bajillion, bajillion things.
But you didn't but you didn't stop
Have you ever heard of how you ever have you ever have have you ever heard of?
Have you ever heard of all this other shows?
I do say have you heard of the show Los Luchadores it was a power rangers knockoff with cheesy
Lucha Libé dude speaking horrible espanol
Los luchadores
Stop, what the fuck is this?
I'm gonna throw up
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Luchilebrate?
Oh god, Luchilebrate!
Who took a home?
I'm sorry, but do this hat?
Okay, I know they're saying emascarados, but it sounds like they're saying mascarados
for me.
I don't know.
Is it just me?
Luchin, Libret, and Mascarados!
Lobo, Furti, and Turban together!
Meet Bianos!
Champions forever!
But...
Please tell me they...
What?
The villain is an evil Chihuahua dog?
What?
Oh my god, Sarah Carter as Maria Valentine.
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, bro. They couldn't find one Latino
I know I said it already but you should check out reboot legendary show first of
kind with CGI that was reprocessed in HD recently and absolutely deserves a call
out. Reboot. The dog is Latino technically. Yeah, yeah, Tihuahua dog, Tihuahua dog, Tihuahua
dog, Tihuahua dog. I think I've seen this. I come from the net through systems, peoples,
and cities to this place. Mainframe. My format, guardian, to men and to family. I didn't think
Listen to this.
You want to know something?
I'll tell you how I found out about the show.
Because when I was in my phase where I was obsessed with
Sailor Moon, I would Google Sailor Moon.
And I was always like, oh, list of Sailor Moon references
in everything.
And I think this show has a Sailor Moon reference.
To defend my newfound friends, their hopes and dreams.
to defend them from their enemies.
They like did an episode where they're like,
parody Santa Moon.
HOLY FITTY!
Wait.
Boobies?
Or no boobies?
I can't tell.
What?
Why are they green?
But why are they green?
But why are they green?
Why are they green?
They say the user lives outside the net and inputs games for pleasure.
Are they related to the green girl from Bust My Ear?
Are they related to the green girl from Bust My Ear?
A Bust My Ear ring girl?
Over here?
We're gonna need it.
She's green and she has like orange hair.
They say the user lives outside the nest and inputs games for pleasure.
No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out.
Reboot!
Whoa, that is like crazy graphic designs my passion title called Reboot!
The tribe is another Aussie show that's interesting.
There is also Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids as another cursed Aussie show.
You've probably already seen it, but another great old show is called Leo Co.
Oh, Leo Co!
Bro, this little girl he talks, she really talks bro.
She really talks.
She really talks.
And you know what, sometimes Arna really talks too, but it's like no.
She really talks too.
They both really talk.
What the fuck was Archer? Archer was a ardvark!
He was a ardvark!
What happened to PBS? It got showed down.
Since you like musicals, you should check out an old 80s TV show called Fame.
Super Jail if you want to lose your sanity
Oh, it's Magic Schoolboy, of course.
Can you- can we just talk about how their existence must be fucking hell?
Because it's like, oh my god!
Dragon tails, dragon tails, it's almost time for dragon tails.
Come along, take my hand, let's all go.
Who's in charge when they go to the toilet?
Well, I want to know.
Which one? Do both of them need to use a bathroom?
Or is it just like one of them?
Hi, my name is Emily Elizabeth, and this is...
Oh my god, it's fucking Clifford.
Clifford needed her money so she chose him for her own
And her love
This fucking dog
Made clifford grow so big that the howards had to leave their home
Clifford
This fucking dog
What else is it? Oh it's way too poor for the
Okay I'm not gonna lie I thought this would be like
What the fuck is it?
Stop
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
PBMJ!
It's fucking dog!
But sometimes Doug pissed me the fuck off, bro.
This fucker, this motherfucker, this motherfucker, this fucking piece of shit, motherfucker, bro.
Oh my god. This asshole. Where else is it? Where's Jackie Chan adventures? Where's Jackie
Ten
Damn is where's Gargoyles these are all but wait this is all like
Goyles
Guys, I don't know, there's no jack-chan ventures in here.
Stannis.
Where's Arthur? We already saw Arthur! And it's stupid ass sister D.W.
Look!
That little girl.
That little puta bro.
Have you ever watched First All's Landing? I highly recommend it.
Is this the trailer for Clayface? Why do we have to see a close-up of this guy's eye?
Holy shit.
He's just staring at me.
This kinda looks like...
Why does this remind me of Mouthwash?
The Mouthwashing game.
Oh!
Wait, this actually looks good. What the fuck?
Wait, this looks good! What the fuck?
That...this literally...this actually looks good.
It's like literally a horror movie. What the heck?
Wow DC making good horror body horror movie, making hot body horror film, question mark, exclamation mark, wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Candy just messaged her saying,
I sent her the clip around
and she was like, oh that's the TV show I watched
as a kid. It's weird as fuck dude.
I
Ketchup entertainment?
Is that whole body ketchup?
Ketchup?
Ketchup?
Another weird one is grizzly tails for gruesome kids.
Grizzly tails for gruesome kids.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Have you been horribly injured by a product made by the Acne Corporation?
It's not your fault.
There's probably someone to blame.
The name of the case is Coyote vs. Acne.
Why the coyote?
He is Raps.
We all know who's responsible and all of his injuries are self-inflicted.
Wait till he's gone, Tina Evil.
You've been settling ACME cases for years.
I'll probably get you 250 bucks for that.
This is your opportunity to really show people what you're capable of.
He's dropping off the piano!
Do whatever they want!
We're sticking it!
Ask me, ask you!
Nothing is easy here.
We really have nothing.
This is really funny given the fact that you guys told me about the fucking film, like, being shelved and shit.
We both know it would be very unpleasant if anything bigger were to become public.
Wait, he looks kind of CGI. What's happening here?
Pleasant if anything bigger were to become public.
So, uh, what is- What?
No, I can't- I'm not bringing you into this!
The corporation is releasing this film for account purposes only.
We do not condone any of the storyline's depicted.
Wow.
The reason this film broke out for purposes only, we do not condone any of the storylines depicted.
Wow.
Did they like, add anything to the movie or like what?
Pfft.
I can't believe this.
It might be a new- I fucking loved Roger Rabbit, holy shit.
That movie is a fucking masterpiece.
That movie is our master's piece.
Our master's piece.
why is the trainer smushed what the fuck hold up what is this smushed what is this smushed
DRAGON!
Okay, this one's not pushed. Why do they do that?
Bro, this one is crazy.
Oh
My God
What the fuck?
Oh my god, this boy's gonna be fucking crazy. Holy fuck.
I don't know what language that is.
Guys, what language is that?
German, uh, Jeremy, can you tell me what that means?
Now, oh, now in cinemas, wait, Kino is cinema?
Kino, Kino is cinema in German?
See I'm learning German.
Kino.
Kino.
Absolute Kino.
That's good.
That's good.
Bro, I need to know.
Evil Dead Burn. Because that trailer doesn't tell me anything.
Upcoming supernatural horror film serving as the third standalone entry in the, and the
third standalone entry after Evil Dead 2013, Evil Dead Rise, and the sixth installment in the Evil
Dead film series. A woman seeks comfort at her in-laws in her day remote house when she loses
her husband in a car accident. However, after the discovery of an ancient book, the family reunion
becomes a hellish nightmare. Oh, I see. Are they going to tie this into the other movies? No, I
don't know, because I feel like, because like Evil Dead Rise was tied into the Evil Dead movie. Like,
They did loosely tie it in.
They did tie it in.
It's in the same universe, so there should be some sort of connection.
This is a movie about how learning to read is better.
Guys, this is why you shouldn't read every life, never read.
If you read, this is what happens to you.
You're never read anything.
This is all your fault.
Never read.
Practical practical magic too.
But we still show.
Bro, I love me some practical magic.
I normally don't like these types of women films.
This is a film for women, but I like it.
I like the practical magic.
And I'll fucking watch this one too!
The ones from Massachusetts?
The ones their neighbors whisper?
Are witches.
WITCHES!
You're the Owen sisters.
Okay.
Stop.
Our witches.
You're f***ing the Owens.
What is happening, bro? These women literally never f***ing age. What is going on?
What the f***?
Oh my god.
Sisters.
Yeah, everyone we love dies.
I'm right.
really horrible death but I mean it's just it's not great for the tinder bio it's
not great for the tinder bio don't put that in your finger bio
I've waited such a long time for this she has
oh oh my god they're gonna go ooooh
oh my god
oh my god
Oh my god, you wanna know something funny?
So I
I was on Twitter, right?
And somebody posted a screenshot of this
And somebody posted a screenshot of this on Twitter and they go
Lesbians! And I'm like, aren't they sisters?
Okay guys, okay, okay, sit down, sit down guys!
I can hear the one that writes Elsa on a fanfiction.
Is that you?
Is that you?
Is that you?
Are you there?
Are you the Elsa on a fanfiction?
Are you there?
Is that you?
Is that you?
I think he's going to be OK.
Maybe?
Maybe?
Just like it was when we had a video?
Don't you waggle your eyebrows at me.
Different person.
Different person.
Is this charm?
No, it's not charm.
It's practical magic, dude.
Don't you care to put the lime in the coconut?
You gotta put the lime in the coconut!
You gotta put the fucking lime in the fucking coconut, okay?
Oh wait, hold on, fuck her in the lock.
Wait, there's a list out movie coming out?
Don't worry, I test all the potential new family members with this machine.
Oh my god somebody on my my story today is it my stories are all someone on
Twitter blah blah blah somebody on Twitter made a tweet right and they were
like fuck her in law they must know what this sounds like and it's just like
yes buddy that's the fucking joke
I
That's the fucking joke bro your name Olivia Jones. Yes
You love Henry Falcon
Do you have a positive impression of Henry's family so far?
Yeah
Hey, oh my god, I'm gonna be on the outside used to be my god. He's so
seasoned
Holy shit
He's so seasoned wait, but it was great
It was great, bro
Like to ask me some questions great. Okay, Olivia. Do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage? Okay?
I mean, okay, is it just me in questions? Okay, Olivia. I find it more attractive
like this than when I
Don't know he actually looks really good
Is it just me I
Don't know you think I hold Henry emotionally. I know bro. I mean I'm hot you call him wee-wee
Okay, Olivia do you think I hold Henry emotionally hostage?
I mean, yeah, you call him wee-wee?
Wee-wee?
Like a joke.
Wee-wee?
Oh, haha, nope.
Wee-wee fucker!
you
you
you
you
you
I'm so I'm so happy for your acting arrow, but she's such a good actor.
She's such a good actor.
She's such a good actor.
They know me.
Debonne.
How do you bond with an emotional puppeteer?
I won't be your little Pinocchio.
Evil Japano!
I'm a real boy!
What the fuck?
That doesn't matter with you, fucker!
Oh my god, this movie's gonna be so good! Holy shit!
It looks so good!
Oh my god!
She started off as an actress, but it's like...
I mean, it was fucking Nickelodeon.
Well, no, not Nickelodeon, Disney. Wait, was it Disney or Nickelodeon? Hold up.
It was fucking Nickelodeon, okay?
Wait, was it Disney or was it Nickelodeon?
It was fucking Nickelodeon!
It was fucking dismalodian guys, like whatever man, it's dismalodian?
It's fucking dismalodian.
Wait.
Is this a TV show?
Is this a TV show?
Am I like crazy?
You've been alive and undead for 265 years
You witnessed the French Revolution
Is this a tea is this a vampire list out TV show on AMC wait you haven't watched it yet
Wait, it's been going on. It's season three. It's three. There's three seasons of this thing
Well, I guess I'm gonna have to fucking get back to AMC Plus then. Jesus Christ, bro.
God damn it. I thought I could avoid it because I understand all the walking dead shit is happening
and they keep pushing me. I'm like, are you sure you don't want a fucking AMC Plus subscription
so you can watch all your favorite walking dead shows.
Oh, okay.
And now I find out that this shit is going on too!
What the fuck?
I am the vampire the star.
It's my hero.
I'm a rock star now.
What?
Why does it sound stupid?
This wind blows on the side
and you cry alone at night.
Thousands of fans love you.
I want millions.
Why does he sound stupid? What happened to him? He's supposed to be smart and like
Charismatic and not like sounds like he's on drugs all the time. What the fuck billions
My music why now you're doing a rewrite wait over a minute
Isn't he from the interview with the Vampire show?
Wait, are those two shows like, connected?
How did I not know this? What the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm gonna, I'm fucking, I wanna throw up.
Oh my god.
How did I not know this? I'm so stupid.
Everything dies.
You die, I die.
I'm immortal.
One seems to give a shit about you.
I've been a monster!
This is my reckoning!
He's going to get us all killed.
We kill people.
I'm people. We are people.
And so was I
Not only not the finish watching walking then I'm gonna start watching
This too! What's wrong with me?
I have a window? Holy shit
I am the vampire the star.
I am the vampire the star.
I am the god.
Oh my god how is it bloating?
Ow! I'm a lion!
Oh my god how is it bloating?
Oh wow!
I can't believe I've ever dedicated my life to watching this shit.
God damn it.
And there's a new season of Double Me Cry coming out, god damn it.
What's happening?
Mouse, I hate to break it to you, but AMC has a whole Immortals universe.
This is season 3 of the interview with The Vampire Show that started in 2022.
Plus, there's a Mayfair Witches show with a third season in post-production and one season of a telemasker series.
What? Are you for real?
So, the first two seasons of this cover, interview with the Vampire.
This third season is about Lestat's perspective of events and his history which will lead up to the modern day.
I think I'll never see me again.
You're never gonna fucking see me again, bro.
What the fuck?
I can't believe this.
Now it's enough to worry about walking dead and this shit too!
God damn it!
Fuck!
Ow! Fuck, I punched myself in the face!
Oh man, what the fuck?
I just wanna go only I can do this to my husband, this is what happens to me.
Oh
How oh my god, you guys hear that
Bro and Jeremiah got a cat like there's so much shit happening bro. There's so much shit going on
There's so much shit going on in the world like
There's so much stuff going on
Frankie Sunday
There's so much stuff going on
Oh my god, Jerma's cat is so cute.
You guys.
Did you know they're making an X to A movie?
Yes.
I heard but I heard I heard that credit like that some critics were saying
they're like it's bad
I know you don't remember me but I know all of you
Is that already out?
Oh, babies.
Imagine you get contracted for a job and you join to work on this incredible project.
We really need you for this project.
It's important.
It's really important that we finish this project.
We really need your expertise and then you get up to the job site and your job is to sculpt a man's
Titty and nipple in a statue in a large
Larger-than-life statue and that's your job
Your job is to sculpt a
Huge statue as tall as a building and you have to sculpt a guy's titties and his nipples
And then you also have to sculpt his pee pee outline
How would you feel? Would you feel like you contributed to society?
Even though I was stuck like years away on Earth.
My time is home. And I'm getting paid, yeah, you're getting paid.
Big bucks. Huge bucks. The biggest bucks of life.
The biggest scum you can ever see.
It's not my fault. I know how it sounds to fail.
Wow. I didn't hear a dog, man. I feel it.
We have to spoke to a couple of Generals and sign, is it not?
You're right, bro.
Just another day at the Giant Man Titi Factory, Smog.
Are they gonna make him see this on?
And so will I, bro!
Rarararararararara
Thief!
this is my home
we're gonna fight for it
I can't do it without you
somebody wants a brawl
i need a green hand
woman
uns pensando
whatever that is
What the fuck is that?
I want it in the movie!
Isn't Skeletor being played by Jared Leto?
What?!
Why did you sound like this?!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Aren't they making a bioshock TV show?
Uh, guess what?
I heard that they are.
Bad news, it's Netflix.
I haven't watched any of the Hunger Games movies, but the casting for the younger versions
of the characters is spot on.
Allegedly.
Them and then me.
I don't know, I kinda wanna watch this but I kinda don't, I kinda really don't care.
But I kinda care but I kinda don't.
I feel like this is the type of movie where it's like, if it's on, I'll watch it.
But I won't go around looking for it, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Like, I won't say, I'm not gonna be like, I'm going to the theater to watch this movie.
It's gonna be like one of those things where it's like, I'm on an airplane, and I guess I'll watch it since it's playing.
Pfft.
Or like, oh, it just came to streaming. I don't know what I'm gonna do today. I guess I'll watch it.
You know what I mean?
If you disobey me,
you shall open the bloodbath
with the longest,
most drawn-out death.
What the f**k is this?
Oh, this is right in the muscle platter.
I thought that was like a weird saw-contracting.
I'll watch it while playing Star-Devast.
Hungry, Sunrise, Hungry.
Do you have to watch, um, do you have to watch the other movie to watch this one?
Because wasn't the other movie about like, snow?
I did not watch that movie because I didn't give a s**t.
I don't give a f**k about f**king prison snow.
He can eat platter, I don't care.
I don't care bro, I just don't give a shit about that motherfucker.
I don't care man.
I'm not gonna take this.
Hunger Games is one of the greats book trilogies of all time.
This movie series are fucking great.
You need to a-chit it no.
I don't know what you mean cause these movies are.
Fucking guys.
I like the Hunger Games.
I watch the movies and I read the books, okay?
I own the books and I read the movies, okay?
Okay, okay, don't come, don't come, don't come for me, don't come for me, don't come for me, don't come for me, don't come for me.
My TV, turn, my TV is like...
Excuse me, what do you mean?
Excuse me?
I think the premise of Hunger Games is stupid, I mean, I don't think it's stupid, I enjoyed
it, I enjoyed it, I enjoyed the Hunger Games, but here's the thing, it's just that certain
characters I just don't give a fuck about. I didn't give a fuck about President Snow,
I didn't want to watch that fucking President Snow movie. I didn't want to watch that fucking
Snow movie because I didn't give a flying fuck about Snow. I might watch this one because
um I mean as much as Hamish pissed me the fuck off he's pretty interesting and uh I wouldn't mind
watching this film but also I can't help but notice that like the Hunger Games movie that came
out like the original movies that came out like they changed so much from the
book and it was kind of annoying because they changed certain things and I was
just like why they changed stuff why they change and some of the changes like
didn't fucking make sense like I understand that sometimes like oh it's
not gonna fit for a movie so it's like okay understandly you know
It's like understandable, but some of the changes was just like why they do that
Why they do that man also I agreed the movie should have been R rated, but I understand why they didn't make it R rated cuz I
Understand why cuz they wanted to make money
For a kid's book that should be already, did you not read the fucking book, bro?
That book?
I'm sorry.
Like, okay, kid's book, but I read those fucking books, and that was- there was so much violence
and- and crazy shit in the fucking books, and I was like- I don't think it was for kids.
It's- it's young adult, but I feel like it's like, older young adult.
Like it wasn't like kid book.
like, you know, I think like, like, come on guys, I like, I was watching horror movies
by like 15 years old, bro.
I watched, I watched like violent anime films when I was a kid.
I just feel like sometimes it's just like, whatever man.
You know, to quote, to quote Vanessa Hudgens, um, people die.
I can't believe she did that, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You know, in the books, people die.
In the books?
SPOILERS!
Y'all know that people die in the fucking books and in the movies, guys.
It's not a fucking secret, okay?
And you don't walk in the Hunger Games thinking, oh, everybody is going to live.
Yay!
No!
No! You know they're gonna fucking die, bro!
Oh shit.
Brother, what's happening?
I'm gonna be- I'm gonna be a hundred percent with you guys. I...
watch the movies I thought they were amazing
but I don't remember them and I just remember the scenes
the cinematic beauty so I'm gonna have to re-watch the first and second movie so
that I could watch this third movie
because my I honestly don't fucking I don't remember anything
I'm not afraid to die but I must not die
Yet.
I don't remember anything.
Is there avatar?
I'm waiting to watch all three backpacks that's so smart.
That's such a smart thing to do.
You know what?
That's what I do with avatar bro.
I watch all the avatar movies.
And now look, I'm Toruk Matto.
You know what I mean?
I'm, I'm avatar.
I'm Avatar, I'm totaled my toe now.
You know what I mean?
One time you just got away.
Oh my god, you little baby, I'm gonna fucking smush him.
All her stories.
Of the Mandalorian bounty hunter.
And a child.
Eat that thing.
I only hunt Imperial War criminals.
I'll take out every bad guy in your deck of cards.
That's 100 year old Lulu.
This isn't about revenge. It's about preventing another war.
Bro, she is everywhere and I love that. She is everywhere, she is everything and I love that.
You're going your arms away. Check your armor first.
We're protecting everything the rebellion fought for.
She's just so great and she's so beautiful.
You're gonna need it.
Hey!
You're the horrible baby!
Oh, the horrible baby!
The bad baby!
Strap it.
We need a professional.
Hang on.
What happens when you're not there to protect him?
Elbebe!
You're good?
Elbebe!
Oh my god, wait!
You're good?
Oh my god!
That is a cute shit I've ever seen!
Oh my god!
I'll be right behind you.
Go! Go!
Go, little baby! Go, old baby!
You will suffer!
Go, you old baby! Go!
Mouse and monkey, but Star Wars.
Monsters.
We ought to protect the elves.
And then the elves.
Oh my god, look at him swimming!
Oh my god, look at him swimming!
It won't stop there!
He's just a- He's just a fucking baby!
He's just a baby!
Oh my god, he's just a fucking baby!
He's just a little baby!
He's just a little baby baby!
Oh my god, I love that little 100 year old baby!
Oh my god I have to watch this so bad I have to watch this fucking movie I swear to god
I will fuck it.
No one is there moving this 50 year old baby has me in a choke hold.
That 50 year old baby got me in a choke hold!
Oh shit, the Godzilla movie.
These are Operation Fails.
Maybe we'll find out what to do.
It's Roxy's movie!
Two years have passed.
Board Third Drop.
Repeat.
Board Third Drop.
A new track.
Baby King.
Approaches.
TREK!
Baby kid.
A pro kid. Uh oh, thy girl.
Oh no!
D.
Minus zero.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
The
The Nation of Films, the film association.
I would like to put a petition for if this movie does well, can we get a Dark Stockers
movie please thanks I've been waiting for that my whole life okay I just need
dark stalkers related I need Morgan on my screen right now okay you guys don't
understand like I really need that how about we do that can that happen
does this mean we'll get like a like a like a capcom one can only hope one day
We get like a Marvel vs. Capcom film
And we get a soul caliber fellow. Oh my god, I don't know if I don't know if we're ready to handle a soul caliber film
But that would be really nice
A soul cap I need a darkstalkers film. I need a really bad. I need it like yesterday
I really need it. I need that shit like now
Ow, please.
A Tekken filler? Wait, does this mean that if that goes well, we could possibly get a Tekken movie?
Oh, why then? I will fucking die.
Pregnant M-Dog.
Oh, oh, no, not pregnant and no dog
What the fuck I was kissing my wife playing with my dog
Wondering every day how I got so lucky
Ridley Scott. Oh, no, you know, it's gonna be crazy
Otherwise you might get lonely
What's up with you?
Alien?
We have no idea what's out there.
What do you expect to find?
Happy people everywhere.
The world it was doesn't exist.
It's just us trying to hold onto what was.
And everyone else.
This world fits you, Ben.
Wake up.
Defend.
Is it zombies or aliens?
There's gotta be something better than this.
The dream.
A novel?
Can we help him?
Yeah, Jacob and Lordy is in everything these days.
Whoa, Buffalo!
We had to stay alive.
I don't like the feel of the ring, whether or not you're gonna come back.
She's in everything too, I love her.
It takes a lot of faith to keep searching.
What up?
It takes a lot of faith.
She's just a lady that puts on a flight attendant suit and like is wearing makeup all the time?
Or is this like a flashback because she would say they're living kind of hard, you know?
I don't know.
Wow!
It's to keep searching.
Snake!
I'm so I really want to know what's going on in this world.
The dog star.
What is this movie about?
What the fuck is this movie? Oh my god, is this Punisher? What is this movie about? It
told us nothing! Give us nothing! The dog stars. Uh, a post-apocalyptic film. Hey, a pilot
navigating a pandemic ravaged for a long time.
The main reason movies like Street Fighter get tone shifted to to be more serious is
that the people with the money are not the target audience and insist that it ages to
be taken seriously to succeed.
There was a pandemic and I guess, set after a devastating flu pandemic that has almost
eradicated humanity, the film centers on Hick, a former civilian pilot and bangly a hardened
X-Marine as they confront outside threats and hold on to the possibility of a life beyond where they currently- wait this sounds crazy.
Oh no, COVID.
COVID. Super COVID.
Do you think people, do you think when COVID happened, do you think a lot of people thought that that was gonna happen?
That it was gonna turn to like walking dead world?
Did any of you guys thought it?
Did any of you guys think that?
You're safe here, you can say it.
This is a safe space.
Officers, get that person on-
The pony shore.
Tell me what's going on. What's going on?
No. Oh no, he's going crazy.
I'm sorry. Every time I see him, I just see fucking Shane, bro.
Then guys, don't forgive us for the things we've done.
I just see Frick Grimes, Shane.
You fucked my wife.
Fuck you, dude.
You ain't got a fucking chance!
Haha!
I'm gonna tell you something, Rick.
And then Rick Rimes comes out.
He's gonna lose it!
He's gonna lose it!
That's all you got, all you got!
That's all you got!
He's just a guy.
The Punisher One Last Kale.
What if it was the Punisher One Last Meal?
Nearly 40 years ago, a promise was made.
Wait, what?
You mean Lady Gaga?
Where?
Where did you see my little guy?
Guys, are you playing tricks with my eyes and my brain?
I've noticed something. Seems every few years, they try to make a bunch of movies based on video games.
And if some do well, they make more flooding the market, resulting in a few bad flops.
Looks like this time, Pottywood's getting some things right.
Hey, mom!
Hey!
I think he's like 90 years old.
Spaceballs 2.
Spaceballs 2.
The search for more money.
Is not going to be the title of this movie.
Why not?
Because after all these years, I found the money.
There it is.
He found the money!
People's in my basement.
But everywhere I go, people say, Mel, Mel.
Where is it?
Where's the new Space Ball?
She's almost 100?
Oh shit.
When are you gonna make your new one?
Well, we did it.
And the title is Space Balls, The New One.
It's just like the old one, but it's newer.
Wow.
That's right, it's called The New One.
The New One.
There you have it.
I'll see you at the movies.
And may the Schwartz be with you.
Space Balls, the new one.
I saw a lot of people were pissed about that, about it being called the new one.
I don't know, I just finally saw Spaceballs recently and I thought it was pretty fun.
People were pissed, they were like, how dare he call it the new one?
Nassi, did you hear that I'm making a hotball then our movie called Hungry? No joke.
They're making a hungry, hungry hippos movie?
Is it about Mudang growing up and being mad and he's hungry?
And Mudang wants to eat?
It's Uncle Reed.
Mutomy.
Born and raised in London.
Father was a cop, grandfather was a cop.
Reed ends up serving under his dad, investigating a human trafficking operation.
Oh god, it's Jason, it's that guy!
I didn't see him in the movie, tell me everything I need to know!
It's the same fucking movie over and over again!
What the fuck is going on?
You got a problem on the ship.
Wait, that sound sounds pretty cool.
The story.
I'm number one, two, three, four, and five.
Whoa.
That was pretty cool.
This is good for you.
I can't see you.
Jason, save them.
Now the masses will give those people the safety.
I'm sorry, man.
I just can't watch his films, because every time I see him, I just think about that movie
where he fucked that woman in the street and his heart was going to explode.
And
About to be short on time
I'm sure that Cole Reid doesn't get up there. I just think about him doing that and I see him doing it every time
That was crazy
Tell me what you want
What you really really want?
What the fuck do you want?
What do you really mean?
Friggin!
What is that?!
Friggin.
Stress call came in.
What was the code?
Attack, sir.
Attack.
You see, in that kit, you know he means business.
You just don't wear a team jacket at all.
MEW TANI!
Is this the main thing?
The fucking shark comes out of the water.
What is this?
Oh!
What are you doing today?
Alright.
Take a look inside.
Looks like there's something stuck in here.
what the fuck teeth on teeth on teeth also can we talk about this this is the
most I'm sorry this is the most dimly lit dentist office I've ever seen in my
fucking life bro there is no fucking way that I would ever walk into a fucking
dentist office and if I saw this setup I'd be like I'm fucking out of here bro
Where the fuck are the fucking floor not fluorescent? It's like the fucking bright ass fucking lights and shit
How are you doing today?
Like how can she see how can she see into his fucking mouth to like
Like you have to be blinded. That's how you know the dentist is good
You walk in there and be like oh, yes, I'm going to be blind today. They really are gonna clean my teeth very well
I feel like there's something stuck in here.
What the fuck?
Guys, is he trapped in his mouth now?
Is there like a universe in his mouth?
Hi!
Living the perfect life in that man's mouth.
Until I started having these dreams.
Maya?
When we talk about how I wish when I was a kid...
I- I-
Look at this cute ass flashlight.
Do you think my parents would ever, ever in their life bought me a fucking cute flashlight?
cute flashlight no I don't think so because my mom would be like why do you
need a fucking cute flashlight we have a flashlight it's this big-ass yellow big
box thing and that's the flashlight we have for the whole house I was not allowed
to have my own flashlight let alone a cute flashlight what the fuck bro
how come I can't have a cute flashlight that's not fair she was like we have a
a flashlight it's this and she pulled out this big ass yellow box thing.
She's like this is a flashlight for the whole fucking house.
And then she put out a pack of those little candles.
The candles.
Oh my god!
It's that thing that they had at school and then I was like, how come we don't have one
of these and my mom's like, why do I need that?
My mom is like timer for what?
I can count in my head.
Who uses that?
This is like I swear, these people, they always invent stuff that you don't need.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Oh shit, it's a lady. Wait, is this a city?
Oh it is, it's a-
INCITY IS SEX!
WHAT?!
I'm sorry, there's six insidious movies!
What the?
I think I'm going to travel into the realm between this world and the next one.
But you can do something I didn't know was possible.
You can bring D.I.S. back to the city's movies.
What the fuck?
Come at me.
So she's afraid of smiling old people?
What happens if I can't control this?
I think it means you shouldn't be a dentist.
Eww!
Err, err, err.
I
Think it just means she just needs to stop being a dentist
Oh my gosh, you fell in the back rooms
Oh, I thought it was gonna be a different type of jump scare
Guys I really think she needs the freaking liver job.
It's the couch bio!
Yeah!
She went into the couch bio!
Last year 130 million people took road trips.
They did?
Where the fuck were they going?
Two!
Give me one minute!
Boo! Give me one minute!
You just want to obey me, little mouth?
No!
Daniel?
Uh-oh.
A thousand four hundred of them were never seen again.
Sure, okay, movie. I believe you because you told me.
It has to be true since you said it.
Really cute.
Well, you know what, at least he's smart and right away.
Good for him.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
It's the people that exited.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no!
It's the sequel to Exit 8!
It's an Anomomy movie!
An Anomomy movie!
Oh, shit, that scared me.
I saw these on the car last night.
It wasn't me.
Three scratches, just like that.
It didn't stop.
Splashes? Oh no, not the splashes!
It's something... unholy.
Oh no, chat.
Never open the car, or ever, when you're on the road.
Passenger.
Some's followed us.
They think they've followed.
St. Christopher.
At least to that.
Never stop on road trip.
Give us your word, sir.
The danger is near.
Why would you run over a coin?
The danger is near.
The danger is near.
No one outruns a passenger.
Watch me. Watch me, I run them. Watch me.
Bro, watch me.
I win.
I'm a walkie on the treadmill.
I got this.
I found something.
I'm in the store.
What did you find?
I got my back room's playlist on Spotify ready.
I found a place.
The back rooms!
Why do you think all my junk goes when I don't?
Chat, you're gonna fall into the back rooms, you're gonna see the back rooms are gonna be a pile of similar roles, but like what the fuck is this?
And then I pop out from the pile and I'm like, hey!
Hi!
Hello!
Welcome!
The Cinema Romo rooms. Cinema Romo rooms.
Oh, Cinema Rooms.
Stop!
What I don't understand is like...
I wonder how they're going to incorporate the fact that he can leave and come back like
I will, because isn't like, I know some people can get out, but I'm like, okay, so maybe
he just-
The cinnamon roll backrooms the horror.
Maybe he just like, there are exits, but they're hard to find, but damn, he's a smart, he's
a smart man I guess.
Alright, you filming?
Yeah.
A smart man I guess.
What is this?
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
I mean you're not going to make it back out if you go down there.
Pull me up pull me up pull me up ready to see it.
You never got me.
It just goes on and on
Like do you think though like have like Easter eggs like that moment where that guy do you remember when we went down the rabbit hole we watched all of
Cain's back room series and there was that one video where the guy was trapped in the back rooms
And he heard that other guy in his house, and he's like hey
I can't wait to see what Boomer think about this.
I'm so excited.
I wanna know.
It's beautiful.
Am I right?
Hello?
I wanna show-
You know what?
I wanna watch this with my sister and see what she thinks.
Cause she-
I was trying to explain to her back rooms and like limeral space and stuff and she's just like...
I was telling her about this movie, I'm like, oh yeah, it's by Cain Parsons.
And then she was like, who is that?
I've never heard of him.
And I'm like, oh, it's this guy that he like, who's on YouTube.
And then she, she like looked at him up.
She was like, he's 20 years old.
And I'm like, she's like, what?
Nice, civilian job.
I think they will go the whole way actual in the simulation, and the back rooms are just developer rooms.
Developer rooms!
Jack Ryan goes for what is this?
What is this?
Who's Jack Ryan?
You're first in here because he's scared it's right to be more Jack Ryan who the
fuck is Jack Ryan
I'm flancy
Jack Ryan I'm sure you're about to tell me that you're a civilian cuz I am
Why was there a bunch of sand, darling?
Yes, darling.
What the fuck am I watching?
This is a movie for an uncle.
The storm is coming.
You're the uncle movie.
Let's go cause anything.
You can see this is very uncle-coded.
When you're being attacked, the rules change.
It's like, you would never watch it and you don't know any man in your life that will watch it
but somehow you know that one of your uncles will watch this.
And he's probably talking about it online.
He's very excited.
Maybe if she knew.
I watch, of course I'll of course watch.
And it says all I know is that he spends like 5 hours every day on the internet to talk about this Jack Ryan guy.
Why can I not become a British officer?
What?
It's fun because you're not British.
Because you are not British, Sarge.
I don't know who's going to say that!
I don't know who's going to say that!
British officer!
I don't know who's going to say that!
There must be a path.
It's not for the British.
For you.
Oh my god, I can't believe this shit.
You don't watch the- oh, this is about George Washington.
Yes, I wrote this movie, by the way.
I could go there and survey it for you.
Also, David!
Mission.
Since the crown sent me to serve, I'd be able to have a good experience with a colonist.
Colonist!
Colon.
I look forward to changing your opinion.
Are you really George Washington? Didn't he have a massive forehead?
It's wild. Unforbidable. Not dangerous.
What are you called?
George Washington.
What's going on?
It's the French.
I'm allowed to claim this by the British court.
I already had wooden teeth!
Demonded French Leaf.
Who does own this land if the world has a little entertainment?
Where's the one in peace?
He had slave keep, no, really?
What the fuck?
Wait, how?
What the fuck?
This is a direct order and we will obey it!
It's not your fault, George.
Where'd you watch them come from?
You can't see just that in school?
I would be honest, to be honest, I really didn't pay attention much for like, American history stuff.
Choose your path. Make it your worst.
For what?
So he puts a piece of other people in his mouth?
We're sick fuck.
What the fuck?
America's 250th anniversary.
We already saw this.
Faughan and Lars.
She's a great actress.
I fucking love her so much.
Oh, it's an 824 movie!
That's nice, it looks really good on you.
Well, you could tell me that once in a while.
What is happening?
Take him off?
I would do a fuck if you take your shoes off.
For me, no gluten, no jelly, no meat, no sugar.
What?
What the fuck is she gonna eat then?
No meat, no dairy, no gluten, no sugar.
No food?
Is she just gonna drink water?
What's happening here?
Just, just lettuce?
Lettuce?
Uh, just cereals please.
No, meet no gluten only only cheerios. Un cheerio namak. Please. I know drink nothing
Please
We also have something we wanted to talk to you about
It was a movie about having to talk to people about something
I feel a very strong connection with you guys.
It's coming, guys, thank you.
Is this a swingers movie?
Yeah.
I'll say thank you, Joe.
Thank you, Harry Fluttering.
You doing well.
This is amazing.
Take all back.
No one's gonna get this job I like.
It's like a little game we have.
They're fucking with us!
We really just wanted to see the apartment.
Why do I feel like everyone knows something except for me?
What is happening?
Is this what it means to be an adult?
Just to be clear.
You, you, her, and me.
Yes?
Me too.
Yes, also you.
You can beat my girl anytime in the ring, ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it!
Oh my gosh.
They're doing things. They're doing things. They're doing things.
Yeah, that's definitely an A24 movie, bro.
Definitely a movie, a movie film.
Well, now that you're cruel, you're interested?
She's very pretty.
She's very pretty.
An enemy that is ever growing.
What the fuck is this?
We need to protect the American people.
A brink of war?
The world was on the brink of nuclear annihilation?
Annihilation you got us here sir you got the Russian oh no another angel movie
govich on into play but if we fail here there will be war gobble talk of all
the places on earth you could pick for a meeting about the fate of the human
race you picked that house in Iceland perfect for security what I was up
What's with all these American movies coming out?
Is that supposed to be war, Regan?
Every single nuclear weapon on Earth gone.
This is a fantasy.
You are coming here with a fantasy.
I know how lonely the job feels.
Being responsible for millions of people.
The Russians will not listen to us.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah
If you fail, the Earth fails with you.
I will be watching you!
Don't watch that, Zad.
Please don't fuck it up bro! Don't fuck it up! Don't fuck it up!
Self-sill! I am reborn!
Get over here!
Whoa!
Mortal Kombat 2, waiting to honor, get sick as now.
Experience it in IMAX.
Holy theaters mate.
Bro, I know my brother is losing his shit right now.
My brother is like, I'm gonna see it in IMAX!
Huuuuuuuuh!
Gave.
Whoever can destroy us?
I'm gonna see it in IMAX!
Huuuh!
Dr. James Stagg, reporting for duty.
General Eisenhower will see you there.
What is this?
Pressure.
D-Day will be the largest seed-worn invasion in history.
Oh, seed-worn and frazier.
Churso tells me you're the best meteorologist in the country.
I need a forecast.
I'm going to be sent there.
Our troops require perfect conditions.
Ah, another war movie?
Jesus Christ, bro.
It's something down our throat already.
It's really only ever.
It's just a guesswork.
This war slot is more war slot.
June 5th, you've got 61 hours.
The fate of the war.
Thousand...
Well, I like... I actually like Brandon Fraser, so I might give this a look.
Churchill says he's a genius.
Men are too fond of that word.
Get me the data from every man station within 2,000 miles of Normandy.
We've measured it, and I want it.
Jack the Starrick, this is John Marquardt.
I'll give this a look.
The enemy has doubled its defenses in as many weeks.
If we delay, we will lose this war.
It's America's 250th.
When does it go?
Okay.
I couldn't disagree with that in the war.
America!
So how come if it's America's 250th, how come we're not getting a sequel to a true American classic film, uh, Team America World Police?
You tell me that.
...advancing towards the moment...
Tell me why.
...even as we speak.
...you're absolutely certain.
I'm confident that the storm's still coming.
I'm waiting.
Not good enough.
How are you so certain that they're coming?
They'll be hard and sunny. Are you blind?
If you evade tomorrow, they're going to be washed away.
My men are ready for the big match.
Get them onto the beaches.
Somehow, anyhow, leave the rest to me.
Soldiers, sailors, and airmen.
I haven't seen rental family yet. I want to watch it. I know it's gonna make me cry go or don't go. That's it
The wrath of nature is real and we must face the fact
We must face the fact of war
Captain stag do you want to be personally responsible for losing this war?
I should have known it was an ambient angel for them bro.
I suppose you think it was your gun that changed his heart?
Darn it, I ain't used my gun in days, you oughta have a little more faith in people.
My gun, I'm not an angel and a bad man.
Your hand, aren't you? You're the delivery man.
It's Owen Wilson on a FedEx package. There's a little girl that's very sick
Now you're delivering your new liver a new liver if she doesn't get this today
She's not gonna make it
Coachell, you gotta hurry
How much does one of those go for in the black market?
Million a million
How much money does this company have?
Listen, I know how scared you are.
There's nothing in the world that's going to keep us from getting to you.
Regals, is that a pinstripe tattoo I see back there?
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, you're covered in blood.
September 11th?
What?
Are you sure?
That means...
Oh my god!
Please!
Just now, we have nothing!
Yeah!
We have nothing!
This is what I really want to see.
What do we do now?
I've really wanted to help.
Jax?
Have you...
ever done something that you regret?
Wrong.
Candy is not just my business.
Miss M.S. Hershey?
Candy is my obsession. I want-
Hershey? A movie about Hershey?
Chocolate?
To make a perfect product, Mr. Dennis.
Willy Wonka?
If my record finds out I gave Milton Hershey more money,
we'll both be the laughing stock of this town.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I can't help but notice that they just put a piece of fucking-
Fine. I gave Milton Hershey more money.
more money. We'll both be the laughing stock of this. I'm sorry guys. They just fucking,
they just fucking put candy on the table. Why is it, first off, one. Why is it fucking great,
okay? Maybe, maybe it's just, maybe it's just like the color of the lighting hitting the chocolate,
but it's not, no it is not in the wrapper because he just picks it up and puts it in his mouth.
They just put it on the fucking table.
Hello?
Germs!
Five second rule!
They put it on the table and slid it to the guy.
Did he eat it with the fucking wrapper?
Imagine, imagine like chat.
Look at this chat.
I have this delicious piece of chocolate for you.
Here you go.
And I take the chocolate and I rub it against the table.
table and it's a long table that seats like eight people and I rub it all the
way across one end of the table to you and I go eat up now you're gonna eat it
What is this company and how do they have so much money and how are they making so many
Real chocolate fans would also lick the table.
Wicked.
Are they making so many movies?
What is happening?
Every movie has been angel!
What is going on?
Milk chocolate candies.
That's the future.
Be the keen eye, Mr. Hershey.
We will make our own milk chocolate.
I'm sorry, but if a guy is just like Hershey, that's my name, Mr. Hershey, I think like what
Hershey?
Oh my God, it's John Hershey.
If I could just crack the recipe.
I mean, I guess back then, like, if that's his real name, you meet Mr. Hershey, and you're like,
wow, do you think she ever wondered, and she's like, I can't believe I'm marrying Mr. Hershey.
And now years later, she's like, whoa, Hershey, chocolate.
You keep chasing perfection, and maybe you should be chasing magic.
Okay, magic is not gonna sell chocolate. It's not gonna... I'm sorry, okay?
Magic doesn't pay the bills, that's exactly what my mom would be like.
I'm sorry, magic doesn't fucking pay the bills.
Just like love doesn't pay the bills.
Magic and love does not pay the fucking bills, bro.
You want to keep the lights on, it's not going to be with magic.
Ah, just perfect.
Imagine if the secret ingredient was like her spit or something.
And here's the thing, no, you're a Hershey.
Chat, you're a Hershey, okay? So act like it.
Can you follow your dream? You don't let anyone get away.
You're a fucking Hershey, so act like it.
There's only four of them.
Please, my father was Mr. Hershey. Please call me Kisses.
Okay, kissy.
Because I love ticks.
I'm sorry, but...
But, listen, I don't have much experience eating Hershey's, but I remember a long time ago I did eat a Hershey's chocolate bar. I do not remember a snap like that.
I would have remembered a snap.
Hershey! Hershey!
Seltan, I will run you out of business.
Will he won't go?
You like the work? There's no sweeter way to make a living.
I see it! Oh, she's factory's as far as the eye can see. John, John Cadbury! Oh God, John Cadbury! Oh, no! He's gonna ruin my business!
Fancy forever
Then I suppose we better make a lot of chocolate
Don't reach this out there
There was a man named David
I've got a high priority project for you.
You can't legally make me break up with one of your girlfriends again.
He was an arsehole.
Fortunately, this story is also about a woman named Alex.
We meet up later at the pub for happy hour.
Oh, wow. I think my happy hour days might be long behind me.
Oh, I wasn't inviting you.
Oh.
The clients wanted...
Holy shit. Yikes.
Increase their female market share.
Above all, women just want to feel hurt, right?
I think they want to be hurt.
Alex, I'm in the middle of an idea,
but it's so good to have you in the room,
I really appreciate it.
God, what a punchable face.
Ah!
Okay.
There you go.
Can you tell us what happened, though?
You weren't any medication, the pill?
The pill?
Look after that pretty face, all right?
What?
Ruby, give me an ice pack.
So, I pick up your dry cleaning as well.
What are you doing in my office?
What are you talking about? This is my office!
What?
Third law office!
What is this? Jesus!
Good lord, he needs to knock one out.
Oh, is this a body switch movie?
It's not my house.
No, I think Beatrice preferred.
Wait, no! Hold on, hold on.
What?
Is gender all-swapping?
Oh my god!
Mm-hmm. This is not my house.
Now I'm going to be a choice for third.
I'm going to be a choice for third.
Wait, what does it say?
Now I'm going to be a choice for third.
I'm going to be a choice for third.
MEMINISM!
My sperm, my choice.
Wait, this is kind of funny.
Who's fucking cat is this?
She's a-
What's he doing?
I'm going to show her a chair.
It's a smile.
Where the hell am I?
Whoa, what is that? What? What's this?
Whoa, is this a sloth?
Where the hell are you?
Bam!
What's that mean?
That's my girl.
What the f-
Okay, I was on board until that happened.
I was on board until that.
That was like, oh my god, it's Burger Queen.
Bro, I was on board until that part happened.
Uh, I can handle the Burger Queen, but like...
Um, what the fuck was that?
Look at the b-
Hahahaha!
Look at the men carrying the baby!
This movement- okay!
I can see- I can see the humor, but some of it just doesn't!
My sperm, my choice, holy shit.
Wait, do the men get pregnant in this reality? What's happening here?
Spare my choice!
Who's fucking cat is this?
She's a lady!
Women are in...
Penis power!
Show us here.
Oh, it's a smile.
I like that whole like, why don't you give me a smile, little lady?
Where the hell am I?
I'm giving her a smile.
Right there, me.
Hmm?
I'm a smug girl.
How do I get out of there?
You make a change.
What she only knows her face.
She's got time.
She's got pace.
Wait, what?
Amongst these germs is the prettier he has to shave wait some of the stuff just doesn't make sense
Like so what men have to shave do women not shave. I would fucking kill myself
If like
I'm sorry, what?
kkkk
being how-
I feel like, okay
I feel like they-
okay
like
it's one thing to be like
okay, women are the ones that are like the dominant
whatever the fuck
that would be funny
but they're just-
I feel like they're taking it a little bit too far
where it's just like
now they have to do everything that women do
and it's just like what you-
what?
I don't know
some of this shit just doesn't make sense
I feel like they like
pushed it too much
kkkk
now she's got grace and she's gonna chase you
wait
they got a wax!
Oh my god, don't tell me that women don't wax in this reality. I will fucking jump out a fucking window.
I don't wanna have fucking body hair. I would die in this reality. I don't wanna be...
Hell no! What the fuck?
I would fucking die. I would rather die.
This does not sound fun.
Gems is the pretty ass Jessica Brown.
what this just doesn't make any sense some of these things do not make sense
this doesn't make sense why would they do this why can't I feel like it's
enough to just be like oh the the roles are flipped the men the women are the
dominant the men the men or whatever but why did they have to go to the like
this just doesn't fucking make sense why would a man need a fucking bra for his
testicles so then what do women not wear bras like it doesn't make sense do
women not fucking wear bras men because if it's like a testicle bra for men
then assuming that the bra that women wear it's for the guys okay right so
what do women just not fucking wear bras am I overthinking this am I being
stupid I don't know I just feel like to me it's just like why why testicle braw
bruh I will not chill okay if you want to wear fucking no huggers go ahead if
you listen to hug your fucking nuts go right ahead go hug your fucking balls
go hug your balls then give your balls emotional support they'll make a little
If that is fly.
Take!
Wait!
Back!
Shit!
You stole my job.
You need to my life.
I'm just getting started.
See the problem now!
He wants to fit at the big girl's table.
Wait!
Just getting started.
So wait, women are construction workers?
I will fucking end my life.
I'm sorry.
Lake, this does not seem like a fun world to live in.
I don't want to fucking be a construction worker, bro.
I'm sorry, I don't want to have...
I'm sorry, okay? I'm a girl, bro.
I don't give a flying fuck.
You know what? You can say I'm setting women back a hundred million virginity years,
but I don't want to fucking have a fucking labor-intensive job, okay?
Eat my fucking bowls.
I have a vagina. I don't want to be a construction worker.
See the problem, Mark!
He wants to sit at the big girl's table.
The board of any boards will be the CEO of the board.
Why are there any boards?
The delegates are here.
No offense to any of the ladies that want to do construction
or want to work on an oil rig or do any of those crazy things.
But I don't want to do that!
Dangle from your body with a slight tap, send you weeping to the girls.
Yes.
She's a wimp!
No, but I'm okay.
I'm just saying it in the context of in this movie,
the implication is that all women have male orientated jobs.
I'm sure there's one guy that's like a construction worker in this movie and they're like whoa guy
Wow, I can't believe you're a construction worker. Oh my god. Whoa, but it's just like
It's a guy- whoa it's not funny to me. It's not funny to me. I want to fucking be a construction worker
And I want to shave and wax
And I want to wear bras and I want to wear dresses, okay, and I don't want to work in construction
That made me
Can you change the time?
That make me do any of those things
Oh my god, I don't want to do that! I hate that! I don't like that movie! I don't want to watch it anymore!
You won't catch me watching that movie, I'm not going to watch it!
Mouse, you should check out the movie trailer for Triangle of Sadness, if you have not seen it.
What is Triangle of Sadness?
trailer for Triangle of Sadness if you have not seen it.
I think the whole point is, the woman in this universe can do what they want, but the men
are held to those standards that would be considered absurd.
So a woman could shave, but men would be considered unprofessional if they didn't.
You can do whatever you wanted.
So then what, would that make me a gay woman man?
Movie sucks because they don't have the female version of alpha male sigma grind said podcasts
Would that mean I'm I'm a lesbian. I mean, I'm already gay, but like
It would be a gay woman, man.
Wait, how do you know?
Maybe they do have alpha female signal grinds and podcasts.
I can't wait to see what podcasts they have on there.
I can't wait.
I can't wait until they have trad husband TikTok.
Oh my god bro, those trad wife TikToks and shit are absolutely insane and absurd.
I can't like to me, I'm just like, bro these people doing these trad wife things and it's
like you know the second the TikTok is off, the second the phone is off they go back to
doing normal shit bro.
Ain't no fucking way.
Ain't no fucking way.
You are not fucking turning butter and baking bread every day of your life.
Give me a fucking break bro.
You're not fucking growing wheat and and and grabbing the wheat and then milling the wheat and doing all this shit by yourself
No, you're not no no no you're not you're not doing that. No
You'd basically be the same except that ignorant people complaining about vTubers would be focused on the guys instead
Oh my oh my god wait
wait
Wait, it would be it would be a ton of male vTubers, right?
That means male vtubers would be like top dogs like all around the world
Damn hollow stars would be the kings they would be they would be the kings
I mean they already are the kings, but like they will be came came came
Like I'm talking like we'd see them like in Times Square like every day
Oh my god
What would be the SWAT terminology for girly pops?
Peony Pops
Peony Pops
Wow, I want to see that film.
Thank you all for being here for this Christmas New Year's weekend where we will be relaxing.
Yes, old friend.
I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about that fucking movie with like...
Answer my questions.
I have so many questions, bro. I have so many questions. There's so many questions, bro.
Med-medanism.
I have so many questions. Penis power, bro.
Penis power.
Hi, guys.
How about, man, thank you so much for the 25 gift subs. Penis power to you.
May the power of the penis be with you. Penis power.
Penis power.
Cheers.
It ain't that people. Maybe they should have made it them.
Sure you don't want to come?
What's happening here?
Here.
Oh, wow. Is that...?
I'm sorry, what's...?
No.
You mother fu-
We have to tell them.
We have to tell them!
I'm sorry... did they catch them cheating?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
I'm sorry!
First off, I wanna say, how could anybody in their right fucking mind ever cheat on her?
WHAT?!
Are you doing are you fucking insane you psychopath she is so fucking
I can't believe. First off, I think, okay, I think the other thing that's unbelievable is that like, they, they didn't hear the tree falling and they didn't look out the window and they didn't see them down there.
Hello?
We have to tell them.
We have to tell them.
We have to tell them.
We're not doing that.
Let it go!
I'm just asking you, God to go in there and blow up both of our lives.
What?
By next weekend, I feel like a bad dream.
By next year, you won't even remember that it happened.
What?
I'm always gonna remember the day that my husband fucked your wife.
Please, just help me, jimmy.
What?
You're a lion.
I know.
You are a lion.
I do not-
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
That is insane!
Like, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about? What do you mean?
Damn. That woman must be rich as fuck for him not to want them to get divorced.
I don't know. There has to be something going on there. She must be filthy rich or something. Holy shit.
I'm not lying to you.
Why did you tell her about sleeping with me this morning?
I need a cab into the city. My wife fucked my friend.
Destroyed it?
Oh shit!
Uh-oh.
Are you all enjoying yourselves?
Take your husband's perfect face.
In the yard of the phenom.
the worst and murdered in the same weekend real five-star vacations
did he cut off his penis?
pee pee cut off?
pee pee pee pee cut off? pee pee cut off? cut off pee pee?
with the eggs?
my friend chopped my penis off with an eggs
Minimism.
Can be sliced.
Can be sliced.
Can be sliced off.
Look out.
I've become a hookah for you, Skippo.
Move right here.
I've become a hookah.
No.
Wait, I wish more.
Please.
Mama Juga, no.
Don't miss the handi roll.
We're your friends, Hookah.
What I do?
I protect my hookah for you, Skippo.
I PROTECT MY TOGETHER TO USE KIKO!
Wait, how many fucking 1?
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Okay, we're not watching all 10 we'll keep some
Six seven
Guys just letting you know that the vtuber cafe the merch just went up if you want to get some
Vtuber fan merch from the cafe my merch is out
V2R Cafe, V2R Cafe, let's, let's, let's, let's, why don't we just take a little tiny
look.
Let's just take a little look, see here, look at this, look at this, look, look, look,
Look at this, it's all of us, it's all of us.
You can get acrylic standee, acrylic keychain,
art panel, badge, silverware, a cup, a sign checkie.
What's signed by me?
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Well, signed.
Is there a booby in a made outfit? No, it's just me, but you can get a corona made outfit
henya case on michi and yen in a made outfit. So much cute. Up the butt.
Mennonism, am I right, bros?
Penis power!
Mennonism! Penis power!
Alright, watch one...
Yeah, this is fine.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of the-
AHH! Pause!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
Vampire Crawlers?
Wait, are you saying vampire crawlers because when you heard the song you thought it was a vampire crawler song?
Or are you just saying it because you just wanted to say vampire crawlers
This will this will this will determine how I judge you right now how I see you for the rest of your life
Hello everyone, this is your daily-
I know, I know Vampire Crawl is addictive, bro. I want to play it. I have the game. I want to play it so bad, but um...
I also am addicted to Tomodachi Life, and I'm also aware that there's a lot of games that we have to play, but I'm kind of addicted to Tomodachi Life today.
He does have internet.
This kid just realized that he got racially profiled by the pizza man.
What?
So, I went inside Little Caesar's, and I got a pizza, and I went back to the court, and I was like, oh, they didn't ask me for my name.
I I see it was on the craze of it like that. I'll take it off. It says white boy
Oh my god
They didn't ask me for my name I
I see it was on the craze of it like that. I'll take it off. This is white boy.
Oh my god!
What the hell?
Uh, yeah dude, I said I wanted a mullet and this was the-
Oh my god, he looks like fucking, he looks like fucking the lady from fucking Weapons.
He looks like fucking Gladys.
The barber gave me I don't think this is a mullet
Wahaha!
A-
A job see what her shirt says?
soll to be a one hundred.
I dint see a commodity here
Trumpetel...
is allowed to be test Еhere.
Too int более
more than Kennedy
The best feature of one of her negatives
to having a pilot has
families
I guess this is one of the negatives to having a pilot as a husband.
Please be attention to her safety briefing.
We have a very special guest on board.
My wife is sitting on road 9C8.
Oh my god, I would fucking die, bro.
No, why would you?
No, don't do that.
Thank you, how about we do a bit of reminded talking now?
Oh, it's easy for the two of us.
No!
Bye!
Three, two, one.
Wait, he's stuck out!
Oh, it's easy for the two of us.
Hello, Coco!
Bye!
Three, two, one.
Oh, Fassy!
Jumping up on the counter!
I
Will fall on my ass
Just like that guy
Except I break my face
Oh my god, you have a coffee table right here
Wait, don't know!
Hey, you all put it on the couch. Really?
If there's a rollerblading...
Oh my god!
Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I've done that.
Don't get mad at me, though.
Don't get mad, I've done it too. But you don't expect people to sit on it, you know?
When you sit, you look down!
We need to get this grandpa involved.
Damn grandpa.
Oh my gosh, what's wrong with that?
What's that?
It's not a map game.
I put it on a map game.
Oh my god!
It looks like it's broken.
They took the no soliciting sign very seriously.
What does laminar flow mean?
What the fuck does laminar flow- what is laminar flow?
Laminar flow.
What the fuck is lam- how come- what is laminar flow and how come everybody knows what it
means?
Why does everybody know that it worked?
I bet only one person knew the word and then everybody's fucking repeating it because
they saw somebody in chat type it and they didn't know- they don't know the fucking word.
You're just typing it because you saw one person type it.
I SAID THAT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Look at liars!
You guys are liars!
There's no way everybody's that smart!
What the fuck does it mean?
Look it up!
Goddammit!
I'm gonna have to fucking Google whatever the fuck this...
L-l-l-l-l-l-laminar flow.
Planetary flow is a fluid regimen where liquid or gas moves in smooth parallel layers, stream
lines with minimal mixing or turbulence.
It occurs at low velocities, high viscosity, or in small constrained channels where viscous
forces dominate inertial forces.
This creates an orderly, steady state, often looking like a still water, despite moving
rapidly.
Wow!
Wow!
Good for you, bro.
Good for you, that you're very nice.
Whatever.
Alright, look at your fucking water, especially.
They put the nose-closet in sign very seriously.
Shhh.
Why are you letting her die?
Why am I...
Alright, look at your fucking water, especially.
What?
What the fuck?
You just ate that corn!
I'm sorry but I'm convinced that people do weird shit now on purpose because they know
that the ring footage is going to end up on the fucking internet.
Oh my god, fucking Boba.
Oh my god, that's Robin!
Help me!
Mr. Hank, would you like to live anywhere else but the guest house?
No.
That's what we thought.
These two might be the most positive people to ever be in this situation.
I've flipped over in a semi truck.
What's up, brother?
What the fuck?
He's standing up.
Me, I'm still in my seatbelt.
Oh!
You know I'm fired.
It's my first date.
What?
It's my first date.
At least he wasn't driving.
Hey, I just made burnies and I have a question.
If I held him like this-
It was his first day on the job and he turned over the semi truck?
You know, on fire.
It's my first day.
Yeah, this is my first day.
Why do you say a laugh about it, you know?
Hey, I just made burnies and I have a question.
If I held him like this, would it upset you?
If I held him like this, would it upset you?
No.
No, because I know you're doing it on purpose to make me mad.
So it doesn't make me mad.
If I hook him like this, would it upset you?
And you're the one fucking up your own brownie.
He got betrayed by his-
Also!
Would it upset you?
I'm sorry, can we talk about those are the thinnest fucking brownie-
What the fuck?
Those are the fucking most emaciated brownies I've ever seen in my fucking life.
Holy shit, those brownies need to have a meal.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Brownies, I have a question.
If I have them like this, would it upset you?
No, because they...
You make caca brownies, bro.
Oh, that big brownie!
He got betrayed by his own dog.
Look at these sausages!
Oh, they're moving! They're moving!
Look, I mean, they're their own.
I'm genuinely not even touching that sausage in this case.
There's a worm inside, living in the sausage.
This was a coordinated attack.
It smacked his wiener.
Whoa.
You know what? That's...
Holy...
If you don't know, learn the hard way.
Why would you do that?
Did you hear him?
Why would you do that? Holy shit.
Oh my god, she can run!
This prank didn't go as they'd hoped.
Trying to scare fucking no angels.
So my favorite thing about Vegas is that we have this micro ecosystem that exists inside
the spotlight of the Luxor.
Down here at the bottom you can see all the bugs that are attracted to the light and then
scroll up to these big bright spots and those are bats that enjoy eating the bugs that are drawn
to the big bright light holy shit that's not gonna pay for them light and then scroll up
to these big bright spots and those she just say scroll up she did say scroll up
I feel like there was a better time to do this.
Oh my god.
This little video is called the mouse on the blueberry.
That's on a blueberry?
Listen, you're no bigger than the blueberry look.
Wait, it's so tiny.
It's so small.
I can't decide whether her dog is excited or worried for her.
Oh my god!
Hi.
Oh.
That's... air-lying.
Yeah!
Hahaha!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Somebody filmed this thunderstorm as they were taking off.
This is the Chiba Urban Monorail in Japan.
It is a unique suspended railway system that makes the train look like it's flying.
Woah!
What?
I wanna go there!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Woah!
Bro, she has- it's kind of like my lap but hers is like slow now, way to f**k that!
I'm gonna throw this empty monster can at the wall and then I'm gonna replicate the sound it makes.
What?
Ding ding ding ding!
What the fuck?
Oh my god! Happy birthday dog!
This is what 200 million views it raised.
This is what 200 millimeters of rain does to a waterfall.
What?
Oh my god.
That's a lot of water.
Hello, Pat.
Pat?
Wow. What the fuck? Is this how they train?
Wow.
Hippopotamonstrosis clippodaleophobia
Hippopotamonstrosis clippodaleophobia
Hippopotamonstrosis clippodaleophobia
Amazon delivery drones are
What?
Oh my god I feel so fucking stupid
What the fuck?
What even is that?
Right spell. Hippopotamans chrysoschrypidaleophobia.
Monstrosis...
Grip...
Dallio...
...little bit.
Hippopotamans chrysoschrypidaleophobia.
Amazon delivery drones are still working out some bugs.
A word nobody uses?
Oh no, the package!
You're gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
What?
My mind.
Oh no!
Oh no! All the stuff in the shadow!
I've never seen anything like this in my entire life.
What?
Yeah, I'm totally sending this daily to the internet.
This is ridiculous.
I'm totally sending this daily to the internet.
Every where.
Wrongs and a log.
My answer is my answer.
My answer!
I don't know, she's stuck.
She can't leave her!
I guess this is why you don't make your own seesaw.
Something bad is gonna happen.
Yup!
Danger!
Remy! Remy!
That kid is like, leave me alone!
I go through this as soon as they get home.
I want to do this the last time I was on this trail.
Let's see if I can make it happen.
What are you going to do?
Well, I'm broken bad.
What? You stretch your oomahs?
You stretch your oomahs?
Stretching your goobas?
Ooh, my happy.
Oh!
Poor little guy, just needed a minute.
Oh my god! That was me yesterday, after I finished my meetings.
That was me after my meetings, staying there.
Oh, wow, that's so cute.
I feel like that battle.
I feel like I'm in a movie.
What?
What the fuck?
Is my world record attempt fastest times you to cheese stick?
What?
What?
It took him a moment to realize he wasn't received...
What?
I'm sorry, but like okay
Okay, I have to say yes, it is impressive. Whoa, that's so crazy. You know, I think it's I think it's crazy
I think it's impressive however, comma
The problem I see what this is like you can't enjoy food. Oh
No
You're not you're not enjoying your food. You're not like savoring your food. You're just inhaling it
Hey, you can choke to death
It took him a moment to realize he wasn't receiving attention.
This restaurant in China serves self-growing mushrooms which rapidly grow when given water.
What? Ow!
They're just flooding the bottom with water and they're pushing up.
Ramener flow shana!
Uh-oh.
Wow, grow a mushroom, give me one.
It's heavy, son.
It's heavy, son.
How did you get so heavy?
I was so heavy.
What?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
A long, a long time ago, I remember one time, like, I, I literally could not afford to get shoes.
shoes, and like I was walking around with like broken ass shoes, and I had like a little
pocket in my shoe, I never put money in it though, I should have, that would have been
so funny.
You'll be going to the toilet but everything is a party that- WHAT?
I'm so confused how he's done this.
I'm so confused how he's done this.
Why didn't you do that?
What the fuck? It's in his hands now!
What?
Oh shit!
Oh no!
Children!
Meza, Meza, Hajime!
They both fell at the same time.
I'm so cute.
I'm not scared.
Come with me.
She's walking a little bit.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No.
No.
What the fuck?
I'm so confused.
What?
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
What?
I just play with his body parts!
The handbrake exists for a reason.
Uh oh, how did they not hear that?
Why would you do it on your solar panel?
Why would you do it on your solar panel?
this video are you hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you again very very soon like
why I don't understand why would you do it on your solar panel this is your
daily dose of it
Guys, I don't know what's wrong with my car.
As soon as I put in the key for some reason.
Are you guys gossiping?
Key for some reason.
Are you guys gossiping?
What the?
Not yet.
Would you like to join us?
Yes.
We got our chips with our order.
Let's just open this together.
We got our chips without water.
Let's just open this together.
Kettle cooked potato chips?
Kettle chips.
Kettle chips.
What?
Fuck!
Ain't no fucking way that there's just one fucking chip in there!
These lights light up when they detect noise.
No!
No!
Okay, here's a really easy way to stop your dog from biting.
As you can see, drilling and hair-biting me.
I want that! I want that!
I want that!
These lights light up when they detect noise.
Okay, here's a really easy way to stop your dog from biting.
As you can see, drilling and hair-biting me.
Why?
Why?
What the fuck? Don't scare your dog!
Oh my gosh.
It's just...
Hold it here Alexa. I don't know what you want me to do. I'm sorry. It's all it's all solid
Grandpa, you don't need this many solitaire apps. She doesn't have the most
Solitaire phone
Yo, I think there's got a bad bro. Hey, she just needs to get him a laptop and get him baller troll, bro
I I can't blame Graham. I like solitaire too
I like solitaire too, but I don't know what you want me to do. I like solitaire.
This is all solitaire.
I don't want to play solitaire.
Grandma, you don't need this many solitaire apps.
She doesn't have the most practical...
Wait, do they have Ballotro on mobile?
Oh my god, you can play Ballotro.
Guys, I gotta pee so bad.
If I don't pee, I'm gonna pee myself.
I'm gonna pee-pee myself.
I'm gonna pee myself.
Uh, pee myself.
Mirror back.
We were back from play solitaire.
Hey guys, sorry, this alter game took a really long time.
Rrrrrington
Hey I sorry
The Solitaire game took a really long time guys
Sorry about that
Sorry about the Solitaire the game running too long
for a while
I beat Solitaire though!
I beat it I beat Solitaire
I'm the winner of Solitaire
You...Get ready to
I dominated solitaire
hueh
pow pow pow pow pow pow pow blah blah blah blah blah nnnnnn
chuuut
aww, what's over there?
dun dun dun dun
oh my god, why am I hungry?
Oh my f**king hungry boy-
I'M TAKING MEDICINE!
AHH!
Oh my god, that's why I'm hungry, because I had to take medicine.
What's wrong with me?
Am I okay?
I've been like missing the market these past few days.
Am I alright? I'm not okay.
Wait, today's the 23rd?
Today is 23rd.
I still relevant?
No!
Oh my god, I didn't take my meds, hold up.
Die.
I will die.
Hold on, we'll get back to you.
There are those right now.
My brain has been divided into two sections, section on one side, section on the other.
Imagine this section, Tomodachi Life.
This other section, Stardew Valley.
But what if Tomodachi Valley?
Where's the cinema section? The cinema section's in there, bro.
Team Tomonachi! Team Tomonachi! Team Tomonachi! Team! Team! Team Tomonachi!
What if Karan's secret? Oh my god. Guys there's too many games out.
There's too many games. Stop the presses. Stop it. Stop. Stop time.
Stop the presses. Stop time. Too many games.
If you play Temideki, are you gonna forget your meds again?
I
Think you just I think I just asked you the question for you. I forgot it anyway, even if I didn't play
The messed up cinema roles in the back rooms have pom-pom pure and buttholes
Have to make you in my pomodachi island
I'm gonna be honest with you guys. Okay, so I've been I've been walking in the treadmill for
Since cyclophan starting that's when I started walking 20 minutes a day
You have to play it it's so good you have to play it so good girl
You have to play it the drama the drama
So I've been I've been walking 20 minutes a day every day.
I pushed the 25 the other day. I felt like I was high as shit.
But I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you ever since I started doing like the walking every day.
Even though like my legs feel like jello and I do feel tired.
Am I imagining it but I feel like I feel better a little bit more like
I feel like it's taking me longer to feel like really shitty throughout the day.
I don't know if I'm imagining it or not.
It's taking me longer to feel awful and I feel like that's what's like fucking me up
with my med time.
I have to start putting alarms again because I forget.
Because before it's like clockwork I start feeling like shit, like really bad.
I'm like oh I gotta take my meds because I'm feeling like shit.
Lady, I haven't been feeling as bad,
but I've been sick, right?
And I've been sick these past few days,
and I've been like stuffy as fuck and like congested,
but I don't feel that like,
it's like a gross feeling and like a tiredness
that like it takes longer for me to feel
than like I used to feel it sooner before
and now I feel it like,
I feel like, yeah, the Malays or whatever, Malays, and like, the tiredness.
I feel like it doesn't, I could go longer periods without feeling that.
The mayonnaise.
know the mayonnaise. I'm building up those tootsies, you know? Building up my tootsies. I'm building up my tootsies.
I'm building up my tootsies. My parents had friends over and I accidentally left my shoes. I accidentally left my shoes in the living room and their friends came and they were like
Who's shoes are these because they thought they were kids shoes.
It doesn't help that it was my, my tootsies, bro.
My tootsies.
I got, I got, so I got some crocs,
but like the crocs have like, they got like,
they're like, they got like stuff on them, you know?
They're not like normal plain crocs.
They have stuff on them.
I'm not gonna tell you what they have, okay?
They may or may not be cinnamon roll crocs, okay?
Whatever, bro.
They may or may not be cinnamoral crocs and they have the little cinnamoral stuff on them
on the little holes.
I have little cinnamoral stuff on the holes and I guess they thought it was for children
but these are adult shoes.
They're adult shoes, okay?
I got them size 6 so they can be a little roomy on my feet.
I got them size 6 so they can be a little bit, you know, so I can have a nice, comfortable gap in my feet, on my feet.
Size 6 is roomy. God damn it!
The exercise does help it's not just your imagination, it's also good for better thought
processing and pushing depression back. Keep at the hamster wheel, just be careful not to go to
fast that you loop-dee, loop. Yeah, no, also I wear a leash. I wear like a leash thing. It's like a
at least on my clothes, so that I don't fall off the treadmill.
It's a safety cord.
This is why I don't fall off.
That was a safety thing.
And there's a big safety button.
No, it's just like latching on to my clothes.
It just attaches to my clothes, you know?
Alright, let's finish this and then we'll finish this and then we'll get on my island.
Cause I want to get on my fucking island.
I want to get on my damn island.
You don't need this many solo tear ups.
Yeah, I have awesome pink lips.
He doesn't have the most practical hairstyle.
But I'm not in one year.
I'm not in your letter, dear.
But what is he having there?
Isn't it like a...
Oh.
If I came down here and I tickled you, would you be mad at me?
I don't even know, like, why you would do that in the first place.
Is this illegal?
I don't know, but I don't know why someone would do that in the first place.
Wait. What?
I mean I would be pissed if somebody came into this place.
Whoa.
I think there's a monster in my bed.
Why does Walmart have a breakup card?
A jumbo breakup card?
You don't have to be dead to be dead to me.
oh my god oh my god I need this I don't know who I give it to but I give it to
somebody. What the fuck? What?
I remember the lady, the girl that she's like, she's like the thing about the thing
about, uh, what does she say? The thing about creativity is, and then she's like,
I printed it out and it's like she printed out like a bunch of shit and she trips me every time
I know he fell at the end, but I just can't prove it
Whoa
How are you welcome to Zaxby's try our new gaint chicken quesadills
I love quesadills
Say water
Bottle
Bottle
Bottle.
Bottle.
Now say water bottle.
Bottle, water, bottle.
Wait, what?
Say water.
Bottle.
Bottle.
Bottle.
Bottle.
Now say water bottle.
Bottle, water, bottle.
Come on, native without a blue where.
Sunglasses, wine, alligator.
Save the native.
What?
I told you.
Live alligator.
He should have kept his head in the game.
Yeah.
I told you.
He should have kept his head in the game.
Wow, wow that's a lot of gris, holy shit, what the fuck, what the fuck!
Oh, no.
Man, you can't serve to master.
Oh, my freaking gosh.
Uh-oh.
The devil is working overtime.
Oh, no.
Chinese car bumpers look like they're from the future
I'm sorry, okay. What wait, what the fuck?
Chinese car bumpers look like they're from the future
I want to get a car just so I can get that
No way.
Welcome to day 24 of 75 hard.
Let's go.
24 days into 75 hard and your house burns down.
Welcome to day 24 of 75 hard.
Let's go.
24 days into 75 hard and your house burns down.
Welcome to day 24 of 75 Pond.
How did it survive?
What did that survive?
Mollie?
Aww.
This woman wanted to try out this infamous line.
There goes my wife and all her personalities.
What?
You're wife and all her love?
Yeah, I was just making it up funny.
Why does it register like a movie number?
You're wife and all her personalities.
She's going to get on her lap.
Yeah, I was just making her funny.
Shelly, did you get on to the window?
Aww.
Shelly.
I'm just gonna stay in the house for a few minutes.
These officers were looking for this man, and he had the worst excuse for why he was
hiding.
Dude, you could have saved us like an hour, man.
Careful, careful, careful, careful.
I'll take a nap.
I still got nothing to say.
What the fuck?
And he had the worst excuse for hiding.
These officers were looking for this man, and he had the worst excuse for why he was hiding.
I can't believe that dude thought that could be hiding there.
Careful, careful, careful.
I'll take a map, I'll be right back.
You're taking a map?
On a map?
You sure are a map?
There's no place to take a map, man.
Okay, load one.
Ready?
Oh!
Ugh, the people thought I'd think like...
This guy wanted to show off his forklift skills.
I mean, just tell the truth, bro. Nobody's gonna believe this shit.
Oh my god, work lip certified, how the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck?
That has to be AI, that can't be real.
Stop.
So, what do you do if it's raining?
Okay, I know nobody's in this bathroom.
I have to show you guys.
No doors, no curtains.
It's real toilets.
What?
It's real toilets.
Go.
I would not be using a bathroom.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Wait, on her hair.
Oh, it's real.
I just noticed it got on her hair.
This guy's crazy.
Crazy man.
Oh my god, this is like a video game.
You can't hit on the rollers and then compliment the stash.
They go get it right every time.
Wow!
The grooves that are cut into this road surface create vibrations that produce the tune of
the Lungero National Anthem.
Oh my god, we're too much time in here.
This dog seems to understand sign language.
Okay, I have a question.
Why would he say...
I just realized that he said that's a national anthem.
That's not the national anthem.
The grooves that are cut into this road surface create vibrations that produce the tune of the Hungarian National Anthem.
Wait, the Hungarian National Anthem is...
Oh, the joy?
It is?
This dog seems to understand sign language I'm so confused so many conflicting answers
I'm gonna google it and when I google it you guys will see what is the Hungarian
Hungarian National Anthem in him is this.
Is that called heavenly?
Doesn't it sound remotely like what we heard?
On the fucking video, what do you mean?
So, I knew when I had a baby I was either going to have a baby with a full head of hair
or I was going to have a bald baby.
Those were my two expectations going into this thing.
I was not expecting to have an old ass man come out of me.
What?
Oh my god, that's a freaking old man, baby!
To have an old-ass man not expecting you.
She did not shade that baby so you can see the thin hair on the top and then the dark hair on the bottom.
To have an old ass man come out of me. What? What kind of hair?
It's a good thing he didn't slap.
Aw.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh… my god. Oh my god. I'm lucky to get born with Danny DeVito hair.
Danny DeVito hair. Oh my god. I'm gonna throw up.
Uuughgggod. I'm gonna throw up. Stop insulting me.
I'mma throw up."
Yeah.
I feel like everyone is way too calm considering there's a whirlwind right there.
This cat has a unique way of telling him he's ready for breakfast.
This might be the most unique coffee shop I've ever seen.
Gemma! Gemma Larm!
It's literally a hole in the wall.
Okay, thank you.
What powers does this man have no look at that all the books are gravitating
This guy was hurt and he was caught in a spider web and now he won't leave me alone.
He's just to be.
Save his life.
Hi buddy.
Okay, I'm going to take you over here.
Do you think she's rushing to finish her shift?
Wow, she made a business, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I went through them.
Oh my god!
Jesus!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
This dog must have so many questions.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
No, I'm slow! Aren't you late for a meeting?
Oh shoot, I'm late!
Whoa.
I don't think this is how you're meant to say it.
Oh!
Can a bird visit a man who's crockless?
It's a good job they had such a big trailer for this car.
I think he forgot to take the handbrake off.
Why you see mouse car, that is not my car.
These bears have a secret handshake.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
These bears have a secret handshake.
Oh my god!
It's a secret!
This first aid's vehicle is possessed.
Please fix.
Let's see what's going on.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's plug this back in.
Let's see what's going on. Let's plug this back in.
So why did the commentator sound so calm about this?
This.
Two rollers.
Yeah, Lance goes to try to match the roller, hits the tree,
but gets a favorable redirection.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Oh!
No way that just happened.
That was the coolest ace I've ever seen in my life.
Yep.
What the fuck is this?
What is this sport?
They're just throwing a...
They're just throwing a disc down a mountain?
Disc golf?
Oh, what?
Freeze be golf. What?
Two rollers. Yeah Lance gonna try to match the roller hits the tree, but gets a favorable redirection. Oh my god. Oh
No way that just happened. That was the coolest ace I've ever seen in my life
That guy sounds like he is high as fuck bro
It's a huge sport. What are you talking about? I've never heard of it in my life.
Make the Google for me disc golf.
What? Frisbee golf?
A flying disc sport in which players throw a disc at a target using rules similar to golf.
The sport is usually played on a course with 9 or 18 holes.
Each consisting of a tee area and a target and players completely a hole by throwing
a disc from a tee pad or a tee area or towards the target, often a basket equipped with chains
to catch the disc and throwing again from where the previous throw came to rest until
So the disc comes to re...
It started in the 1960s!
PDGA Professional Disc Golf Association?
There's an association?
Three countries account for 85% of all disc golf courses worldwide.
United States 75%, Finland 7%, Canada 3%.
Other notable countries include Sweden and Estonia.
What the fuck?
People really do be making sports out of anything these days, bro.
They really do be making anything into a sport these days.
This might be one of the longest hamsters I've ever seen.
This might be one of the longest hamsters I've ever seen.
That's a hamster I thought it was a fucking cat.
Oh my god.
So how come I haven't come up with a solution for this yet?
What?
The solution is, you do not look at the back when opening it.
That's the solution girl.
Like, that's the solution.
You keep it closed when you look at the back.
That's how you record my OOTD when this happened.
You're doing that ass for Dunkin Donuts on a sandwich.
No!
I'm so sorry.
I know I saw this and I was like, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
You finish your job.
Thank you.
She's just over out of the day.
That dog wants to leave.
He's like, come on.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
I think she's excited to get her dog toy.
Look at the human ass!
What? What the?
Bro, it's all that work.
All that.
For this.
That is the only video.
All that.
this.
That is Yala's video, hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon, better?
One more and that's it.
These are the most satisfying videos on the internet.
oh that is satisfying that's also satisfying
that's also very satisfying
that is also satisfying
I'm satisfied
it's so clean up but first off why did they let it get that dirty in the first place
This Lumberjack perfectly cut down this tree.
Do you hear this noise?
Do you hear this noise?
Water bottle.
Smush it.
Strong!
This is what it looks like to get a tattoo lasered off.
Whoa!
Ouch.
I heard that fucking hurts.
Whoa.
This construction crew found clay that is so pure and clean that for some-
How much? How much to eat back? How much to eat back? How much would somebody have to pay you for you to eat it? I want to know.
20 dollars?
Free?
You would not do it for free, you fucking liar.
Why do you lie so much?
Why do you fucking lie?
Why do you lie, bro?
This construction crew found clothing that is so pure and clean that for some reason I want to eat it.
It's just ice, okay, yeah, it's just ice, but it has the particles of the dirt from the car.
I'll pay $15 if they let me eat it.
W.I. Sicked.
You pay?
Whoa, what's that?
Wait, what?
This construction crew found clay that is so pure and clean that for some reason I want to eat it.
It's clay!
How did they find that?
Oh my god, I want to play with it.
Wow
This drop of water perfectly slides across this pan
Why is it still there and not gone I guess this is how you clean an iPhone port
For some reason, watching this makes my brain happy.
What the fuck?
I just found out that you can inflate a surfboard.
Whoa.
This is what happens when you pour hot water out of the surfboard.
What the fuck?
I just found out that you can inflate a surfboard.
This is what happens when you pour hot water on a plate full of skittles.
Whoa! Wing ball! It is?
I haven't eaten a skittle in like years.
I don't even remember what skittles taste like.
I haven't really eaten candy in Seoul that I haven't eaten candy in so many years.
It's been so long since I've eaten candy.
So apparently catfish love cleaning up their tank decorations.
Here's a really cool device that can shoot out ring bubbles underwater.
For what purpose?
Why?
Is it like, air-officially or something?
This has to be the most talented pants folder in the world.
What?!
Stop.
Have a look.
This is how you remove a car's ramp job.
Oh my god, bubble!
Bubble wrap.
Not gonna lie, that wrap is kinda ugly.
I can see why he's removing it.
I feel like I can wash this forever.
Wait, I'm so confused, does that mean- Wait, does that mean it was that dusty, and this
is the real color of the carpet?
Eww!
What the fuck?
Jesus!
Man, I feel like I could watch this forever.
This person gave themselves a tattoo using a laser beam.
What?
Hey, what's up?
Ow!
Oh my god, I saw YouTube video yesterday about people, about this new epidemic.
There's a new problem in town and it's people getting AI generated tattoos and tattoo artists
doing AI generated tattoo art and putting it on people because it saves time on like sketching and
shit and I'm like, if I were to go to get a fucking tattoo and some motherfucker tattoos an AI
generated image on me I would fucking lose my mind. Hell fuck no, you're not an artist at that point bro.
What the fuck?
It's like a new thing that people are doing.
This is how quickly you can remove the tarnish off silver.
So if you guys are going to go get a tattoo, make sure the person does not make an AI generator,
bro.
This is how quickly you can remove the tarnish off silver.
Armit.
I've never seen that happen.
Is that what happens to silverware?
Whoa.
Is that what happens to silverware?
Hey, how's it getting taken off?
Alright, I know it's been a while.
This guy just found the easiest way to deliver mail.
I better do it.
Yeah, you do it.
What? Another one! Do it again!
You need to deliver mail.
I better do it.
Yeah, you do it.
What? Another one! Do it again!
Thanks for doing them.
How are you?
All right, let's go on.
Please, look.
What is this?
Go.
Oh, my gosh!
Wow.
Mate.
Salad.
Saladah.
Oh, my god, that's so satisfying lettering.
That is so satisfying lettering!
I will check it right like that.
Keyboard call.
I will see that again.
Oh my god!
Commit!
The monkey!
Alada!
It's so smooth!
999!
Well that's art!
He poured corn down an icy hill.
It's not that bad. What? What do you mean?
I can't hold my hands steady like that. Whoa.
Oh, why? Why pour corn when you can't just eat it?
Wait, what the fuck?
Are you telling me it's getting frozen?
Oh my god!
Stop!
I love these videos!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I love these videos!
Stop!
Oh yeah!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Look at that!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's so good.
Whoa.
That's so cool.
What's that?
What the?
He saw that the piano keys were floating in the air.
He saw that the piano keys were floating in the ceiling.
The ice on this lake interacts with the shoreline in a very cool way.
So why is it so satisfying to watch?
That is the reddest ketchup I've ever seen in my life.
I didn't know candles could make waves of wanks.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Nice.
This bridge is so strong that it was crumbling the strain like it was a piece of paper.
Oh no, it opened and there's a pan open right there.
Whoa!
This knife is so sharp that it can make a cut without anything holding the carrot in place.
how the fuck if you're watching this video I think you're gonna like this video
Why are we looking for satisfaction in sounds?
Collecting lava has to be one of the best jobs in the world.
Wait. How do you become a lava collector?
And why?
What's the purpose of collecting lava?
Hi, Mie.
80 years of universal sense.
Whoa.
Oh, it's so smart!
For pizza, even sauce!
What the fuck?!
Wow.
So, I guess this guy is a professional bagel tosser.
Lies!
0% financing my ass.
So I guess this guy is a professional bagel tosser.
If you drop an orange on the ground enough times, it'll turn into-
Everybody knows the best bagel is anything bagel, like the everything bagels, the bagels
with everything on it.
Why is there orange like that?
So apparently clipping a horse's coat is super satisfying.
Ballet has some incredible dancers.
A perfect, perfect pop pin.
Oh, I've seen this guy.
What the fuck?
Saka?
I was not trying to sign as gross.
Ewww!
Whoever thought of this idea is a genius.
Why is berry picking so satisfying?
Is that how you pick berries?
Wow, there's more of you.
No, I guess trees can get pimples too.
Pimples?
Ow!
Ow, tree pimple!
This snow was covered in a layer of ice.
Oh.
This guy went to clean his AC unit after a huge dust storm.
Coins with a laser create some amazing sounds.
I feel like I could watch this forever.
What is this force?
What's happening here?
The light in the woods?
With a laser?
This is what happens when you put liquid nitrogen in a gasoline.
This electronic instrument makes music when you blow on it.
So I guess geckos are hydrophobic.
These people found some really squishy rocks in Alaska.
Okay, part of me, I'm satisfied, but two, I hate the noise that it's making, I don't
like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
That's terrifying.
All these people leaving a concert created a trippy effect.
Whoa, it looks, whoa, it looks like it's spinning.
Sino?
Oh my god.
I need this guy.
I can't wait till Sino comes back.
I know, oh my god.
I think this guy might be spending his time to touch up on the man.
That's me and Sardar Valley fishing.
What the heck?
Oh, that's cool.
That is fucking cool.
What the fuck?
This makes me want to make a cup and a saucer set.
And have like me like, what if it's like me tap dancing?
We're doing five waves.
That's the best cheese pull I've ever seen.
Oh, I thought he was gonna do a penis and balls.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
I thought he was gonna do a penis and balls.
whoa what the f***
but i swear to god if i ever get proposed to they better show it to me like that
if not i don't want to see it
Am I just saying no?
What the fuck is real life to me?
It cheated though, the snake cheated!
The snake cheated!
This desert plant can survive several years of drought and can still be brought back to
life one that is given water.
What?
What?
What is the purpose of this?
This desert plant can survive several years of drought and can still be brought back to
to life one and is given water.
Here's a really cool technique Japanese artists use to paint dragons.
Wow!
Here's a really cool time-lapse of a spider building a web.
There he goes, there he goes!
So apparently polishing jewelry is super satisfying.
Oh my god!
This is exciting already!
This person thought of a super clever method for laying these stones.
I feel like I'm being hypnotized.
I wonder how long he's been doing this job.
What the fuck, that's a pro. That's a pro right there. So many of that plastic chair.
The chair. The chair that we all know.
I'm not sure why, but this really tickles my brain.
Whoa, what's that?
That is Yemma's video. Are you hoping enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
That was so satisfying.
Wow.
Wow, that was so satisfying.
Later.
That was so satisfying, guys.
I was so, I'm so satisfied. I feel like I could...
Tomodachi time! It's time to get... I'm to look at the drum on the island!
Guys, I have not played.
I'm just letting you know.
I have not played okay.
I haven't fucking played bro.
I haven't played man.
I was like yeah I'm gonna make characters off 9 it's gonna be great we're gonna have
great time
I have to make a buff after of course these things, I have to make a buff, I have to make
a hot guy, I have to make a gen, I have to make a giga, I have to make so many people.
No, I don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it!
Hey, it says I have two friends all I-
My two friends.
I have ship boy what?
What?
Who's ship boy?
It's literally...
It's literally...
It's literally...
Uh...
Good boy!
Oh, shit boy.
Okay, shit boy.
Oh my god.
What?
What is happening?
Oh, oh, of course Chad is there with Booby again, of course.
Of course, that's all you guys care about.
Just be with Booby, bro.
Why is Carter homeless?
He's not homeless.
He just wants to make sure that Ari doesn't talk to me.
Wait, what's happening?
What's going on now?
Oh no!
Chat, no! You can't tell the news!
No, Chat!
No! We did it! Is that what you're saying? You can't play the fool!
Oh no...
Oh no...
I can't believe you got a job, bro. You got a job and you think you're so important.
You think you're so important because you got a fucking job.
Oh, we got, ooh, 74 dollars and 90 cents.
That's wonderful.
We're so, we're so rich.
Here I have reached level nine, and we have two wishes now.
Oh, now we have, oh.
You can use wishes at the wishing fountain to unlock new types of landscaping that you can use with Iron Builder.
Oh! You can use wishes at the wishing fountain to unlock new types of creations that you can craft at the Palace House Workshop.
Oh yeah, we made fucking...
Kouchi Day Cake.
Treasures...
Iron Landscaping...
Cherry blossoms!
Wait, there's no stuff in here, tail.
Oh, Sakura Bloomset!
Oh yeah, we need to make Kara's trash-taste shirt.
Oh my god, cherry blossom trees!
I gotta get a shirt.
How do you make a new kind of creation of pallet? Housework?
Oh! We have a set! Oh my god, I forgot we saved a wish! That's wonderful!
That's wonderful! We saved the wish so we have enough to buy a second thing.
Uh, treasure island skipping?
I kinda wanna buy...
The tree.
Oh my god, and we got one as a gift!
We got a tree as a gift!
Okay, so how do we...
How do we add to the...
Wait, I forgot how.
Wait, how do we add a tree?
I
Wait, I'm not sure
Is it I didn't build it
oh yeah it is see we're so smart we can put a tree
put a tree
oh we can't put it there
I want to put a tree like
here
Yeah, you guys are freaks. Or maybe here. Or right here. This is cute. Oh no, here.
gender reveal tree
okay gender reveal tree short of logo
Oh, the tree's so pretty!
The tree's so pretty!
Alright, let's see, I'm sleeping!
Oh my god, Chad's sleeping!
Let's see, what's wrong with Aria?
Huh?
Hello!
Hey, guess you're a bit of a night owl.
Yeah, I am.
I've been thinking lately that Chad and I could get to know each other.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Lately that chap and I could get to know each other better. Do you think chap and I would make a good team?
Of course, absolutely.
Really? Well, maybe there's something there.
You guys vibe?
You guys can vibe?
I'm going to introduce you to Ari since she's weak.
What should we talk about?
We're going to talk about...
It's big!
Can I add some time?
Why don't they just talk about Big Booty being a bad bitch?
Bouncing on it?
Wait, do you want her to bounce on it or do you want me to be a bad bitch or bouncing on it?
I mean, being a bad bitch, I have to level up so, I have to level up so, I have to level
Call her up so she can say DIO at the end of her sentence.
Being a bad bitch.
Being a bad bitch.
Being a bad bitch.
Got it.
I'm gonna talk to her about being a bad bitch.
Good evening, Ariel.
Do you feel like talking about... being a bad bitch?
Sure.
Hey, if someone looks like, let's go being a bad bitch.
Would you like to get in on it?
I would.
For sure.
I'm all about being a bad bitch.
Hell yeah.
I'm honestly kind of obsessed.
Huh, not a bad... I could talk about being a bad bitch, okay?
Hell yeah! They're gonna be bad bitches together!
Hail, yeah!
Yay!
They're friends!
They're good friends! Oh my god! They bonded through being a bad bitch!
Oh, can you call her Ahri?
Ahri, you look great today!
Ahri!
Henry
Henry how goes it
Henry
Stinky
Oh my god, Hennie!
What about Hennie? Oh my god, it's so cute.
Good evening, Hennie! Hennie!
Good evening, Hennie!
Wait, what if she says Hennie?
Good evening, Hini!
I like it.
Hini!
Hini, you look great today.
Robot head, Hini?
I like it.
Hmm?
We'll just keep it like that.
Good evening, Penny!
It's cute.
Penny!
Could you put candy? What the fuck? We put no candy in there!
Oh my god, what if she called her hentai?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Alright, hold on, let's see.
Let's see what Chad is really about.
Chad, we're gonna see what you're dreaming about first.
Let's see what you're dreaming about.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm more convinced every day that you guys are aliens.
Why are you dreaming of the balls?
What the fuck?
Why are you dreaming of the balls?
What is wrong with him?
I don't know why.
Your dream manifests as a treasure.
You got a spirit?
Oh my god, you guys are haunting.
Oh my god, you guys are haunting!
What?!
Oh my god, Chet, you're financially irresponsible!
See what I'm dreaming about.
I woke up?
I was talking to chat, but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way.
Uh oh.
Oh no. You know what that's lore accurate brah.
Lore accurate brah, you guys rubbed me the wrong way sometimes.
Hey, we'll smell the flower, he's mad.
Uh oh.
Hey, try to guess what I'm thinking.
Um.
Uh oh, I don't know.
What the fuck are you doing here?
It's that.
I love you, mouse.
Oh, thanks.
I love you too.
AHHHHHH!
Perfect. That means we locked each other?
NOOOO!
Oh my god he's crazy! He's crazy!
What the fuck?
This man's cycle.
Where is he going?
Looks like Boogie's frozen and can't move.
Chad, we have to help him! Should we bring him somebody?
I'll bring someone.
Oh, I'll bring him! I'll bring Henya!
Ever feel like you have to drag a me halfway across the island just to talk to another specific me? Well, there's an easier way.
Just grabbing me you want, press Y to open up the O and select the other me to bring okay.
Hello?
I just can't... move.
I've never seen a cake this fast before.
I'm gonna be okay, though? Right.
Oh, thank you.
It was new trouble at all.
Wait, they're so cute!
They're so cute!
What the fuck?
Hey, come up.
Gently.
Lift them up, you.
Wait, they're so adorable!
Wait, why is he going into her house?
Wait, what?
Shit, yeah, yeah, but, yes.
They're laughing and all talking about an Olivia Sally?
Oh, crappy window hall.
You're a shibble-doom-doom?
Well, train train to the chamber,
So trapped in the ball?
You're shibble-doom down?
Well, trend trend is a chamber, lucky.
All that in Dingo Ringo, yeah.
Oh, no Jack!
Real Dingo National?
No?
Alright, let's play Pixel Quiz.
Alright, why do you always want to quiz me?
That's what the pixelated item is.
Here's your first pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
What is that? A pig?
The answer is...
Next up, your second pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
A botanical guidebook.
The answer is...
A chemical guidebook.
And finally, the last pixelated item.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is this?
It's not koochie day cake
A shrimp pilaf?
The correct answer is
Shrimp pilaf
Wow
Thanks
Congratulations, who won?
When I win
Time for your prize
I got a dog! What the fuck am I gonna do with roof tiles?
What the fuck, I should have gotten the damn dog.
I should have gotten the damn dog bro.
Why do you always select the big one cause chat told me to.
Okay, what are you using to us your style?
Design pieces that'll let your me shine.
It's a short sleeve tee, right?
Choose a base to get started, or use a template.
If you want to use something you made before, okay,
creation.
Think face.
Okay, uh...
It's like...
Speed dog.
VA.
He has to be wearing a shirt and a stone picture here. Hold up.
Very fine.
I found it.
I found it already.
There we go.
Right here.
Uh...
Bake?
It's like this color, right, I think?
It's literally just a white sleeve, right?
It is like a shade darker, maybe.
Oh no no no.
Like this?
Oh yeah!
Almost there.
Oh.
Uh, undo.
There.
And the back is purple.
And dark.
Color range.
Play.
Back color.
White color.
Oh yeah.
And the color is white.
Um, will be the size?
The color is white.
Can you make the collar worn out?
Can I?
Perfect.
What's the logo on his shirt?
It's the little trash can, right?
Oh, it's like a little trash can.
Onion pie.
Don't forget the Spade Shack!
You think the shirt is split color?
What?
Who's that?
Not this one.
It is on the side.
Oh my god, I can't tell on this picture.
I think I need a better one.
Does somebody have a picture of this damn shirt?
It's just a bit on the right side, what?
Who gave you this?
Hmm.
NOOOO!
It tastes so good!
I got it back. I'll get it again. Hold on.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Five.
Six.
Nine.
Ten.
Nine of Space
Okay.
Okay.
It's so uneven.
But I don't care.
It's so uneven, but I don't care.
There. I think that's fine.
Oh, I see. I see how it looks on the shirt.
Thank you well.
Um...
Back of the show? Oh yeah, that's right.
And copy and paste?
I was too late now.
Oops.
You just square brush the paint aside.
Now I can just get to whatever I want.
Perfect.
See it's almost like his color's worn out.
Perfect! Perfect! It's like his collar is worn out anyway!
There you go! Worn out collar!
What kind of clothing is this?
same shirt same damn shirt
same damn shirt in it same damn shirt
It's safe, I'm sure, isn't it?
Season, year-round, casual wear for anyone.
Oh
Maybe I should have bought one do I have to buy one or do I get a free one?
Oh
I'm gonna fucking go broke
These stockings are so cute!
I don't know who's going to wear them but I have to buy them.
Oh, yeah, I should buy another movie, maybe.
I'll buy three pills.
Can we get one? Yes.
What's in here?
Okay...
Um...
Are there any new...
Let's see...
Please come again!
Come again!
What else?
Rattle!
Oh my god, delicious!
Chilli sinconi?
Honours walkie-rattle side?
Welcome.
Please come again?
Oh, a pawn shop.
What is he doing?
Nice seeing you here.
Oh my god, Booby you're working at the pawn shop?
I'm sorry bro!
I'm selling these.
What the fuck do I need these for?
Huh?
That's a rare one.
I'm not selling this spirit though.
Come back again?
I wonder what the spirit is for?
Oh no.
Oh no. It's always him.
Huh? Believe me?
Believe me?
Well first let me... Wait, are you hungry?
I want to try living with now.
What?!
Oh my god!
Oh, you're just like literally just by her, man!
She d- you don't even know she likes you!
Oh my god!
He's totally in love with her!
Wouldn't it be funny if she said no?
Putting it all on the line, huh?
Great thinking.
If I lived with Mouse, we'd be spending a lot of time together.
I mean, that's not a scary thing!
Something you think we've enjoyed doing every day if mouse and I live together?
Uh... gaming being a bad bitch, rage-baiting...
I don't know...
Streaming, oh.
Doing drugs.
I'm playing it!
Goonie! What the fuck?
I have rage baiting, Giga.
I have rage baiting. Maybe I guess rage baiting? I don't know. Should I put rage baiting or should I put?
I think you're right, I'll go talk to her.
Oh my god.
Wait, but she's sleeping.
He's gonna go wake her up.
Hey, hey, hey, can we chat for a moment?
What's got you looking so serious, monkey?
Well, did the two of us live together?
What's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day?
Let's say it together.
Uh-oh.
On three.
One, two, three.
Make sure you-
What the f-
I knew it.
The program match.
Let's move in together.
AHAHAHAHA!
What the heck?
Oh my god. I can't believe it.
We're gonna move in together!
This is gonna be a blast.
Oh my god, it's gonna be a blast.
Don't you think the houses here are a little small?
I'm thinking we'll need to build a new one.
Did you guys see the clothing store?
There's an advertisement with Chad and Booby on the front.
Let's build a house for a Conor and Co.
Please choose a location.
Oh, shit.
Here?
I think we can't expand the island, I think maybe if I could like make more here?
How do I...
You can always move it.
I'm going to tell her to press L.
Yeah, it's like rotated, but I don't want to rotate the freaking house.
I guess we'll put it here for now and then...
We'll put the house here for now, I guess.
Wait, what, left side?
Oh, wait, you're so right!
Oh, that's cute.
You're so right.
Wrong way.
Oh, like turn around.
Like this.
oh it's so nice and then we'll have an ocean side ocean view
I'm sure you'll have a great time living in this house together say do you have
Any ideas for what to call our household if you have a good name for us? I'd love to hear it
I got the perfect one mouse fold
Okay, it's gonna be the mouse fold
Mouse fold
That's all for now.
I'll see you in the next one.
Bye.
A singular mousehole.
They'll be known as mousehole.
Then we shall be henceforth known as mousehole.
Thanks for the excellent idea.
I hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of mousehole.
Oh my god, the mousehole is rising.
Henceforth.
Oh, city leveled up.
Walk with Swagger.
Make him start sentences with Gamer.
It's kind of like the dojo pose run.
I feel like boys is a Ludwig thing and he like, is used to saying it.
Oh my god, Rachel the sweeping bow.
As a man! Oh my god, as a man!
That's a man.
He's a man.
He's a man.
He's a man.
As a man, huh, thank you, saying that you really makes me feel more like myself.
I know, I'm glad you feel like yourself, as a man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
They are arguing about how to prepare something.
They are arguing already!
They just moved in!
They literally just moved in and are already fighting!
Oh my god, it's this!
Oh my god, it's this!
As a man, oh, you travel for shimmel with me?
Oh my god, it's this!
So, you leave the charcoal at the brimby,
and the chimney for me to speck the tomorrow?
See so?
As a man, I'll take you to the stream,
and as a man, I'll clap,
and I'll totally clap.
Oh my god.
Blueberry, okay.
I need to clear my head.
What's wrong?
I can't home back my feelings for Chetty.
I need to tell them how I feel.
Go for it.
Where should I confess my love?
You should confess your love...
at the island spot.
Oh, right next to a cherry blossom tree.
You can't confess at the fountain. Oh wait, you can.
Do you want to confess at the fountain?
By the cherry blossom tree.
How should I confess my feelings?
The old-fashioned way romantically desperately, arrogantly, cutely with a gift by shouting
or with a catchphrase... by shouting.
Should I change what I'm wearing first?
Oh yes.
Here's your change.
First, I'm gonna give you this.
Wait.
I'm going to give you this.
Wait.
I've got something for you but I uh...
Oh shit.
Oh, now he's naked.
Where's all the stuff I bought?
So this outfit is good?
No.
Oh, I got something new for you.
Let's see what it is.
Here we go.
Oh!
Here you go.
Thanks.
How am I looking?
I also got another new feature.
Let's see what it is.
I also got another one of these.
Let's see what it is.
So cute!
How am I looking?
You look great!
Alright. It's time to suck myself up and say how I really feel.
Yes.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god.
Aw, Chan, look how cute you look!
I must share my feelings for you, Chanyee.
With everyone on Kanyo Riko.
I...
La la la.
Chanyee.
What's, what are you gonna say, Chotty?
Ahhh!
Yay!
Oh my god, Chot!
Chot, your day's booby!
It went like a dream that things couldn't have gone better!
Calling in love, sweetheart, for one day.
What will chat's nickname be? Well, it's the same.
Chat, what do you want Booby to call you now that, uh, you guys are keeping the same? Okay.
Chatty, you look great today.
Oh.
Oh.
Chatelina.
Oh kitten.
Oh, oops.
Kitten!
Oh my god.
Kitten, how does it?
Oh my god.
My discord king.
Discord kicker discord mon.
My discord mon?
I'm seeing more mods bro.
Oh
My god
Okay, there's a fan area the walk doesn't have a
A sleeping mouse.
Here you go.
I feel like I got one step closer to my true self.
That's good, I'm so glad.
Aren't you on a property?
Thanks for everything you've done to make this island wonderful so far.
It seems like the mees that live here, gain use of island life.
Did you know that they get up to stuff even when you're not watching?
Wish you could get some kind of daily report on Coyon Rico, while perhaps an MNN news station
is in order.
Once you're building you can get all kinds of fun reports about your mees daily lives.
Oh my god
This is the news for April 23rd, 2026.
Oh thank you.
Folks, we have an underdog story to report today.
Yes?
Iron Mouse has been working out lately and really getting into it.
In fact, she was scheduled for Lank Day today.
You didn't show your Lank Day!
She simply decided to not do it.
I did my Lank Day.
In the comment, Iron Mouse told reporters that her lazy side won out.
It's like a voice in my head was telling me to stay in bed, she said.
We asked residents for their reactions.
Yes, yes.
Amazing.
What?
That's a big reason.
That's a big thing.
I'm just worried about me.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Ariel and this has been the 2 o'clock news.
Have you been enjoying the main news broadcast?
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You can kill old favorites anytime at the news station, but as more stories break, the
older ones will eventually be delisted.
Be sure to lock any favorites that you want to keep forever.
You can lock up to 49 stories at a given time.
Oh, nice!
Oh, we got eating styles now!
I'm telling you what I'm bringing you some breaking news?
I went to the long dream of traveling the world and now there's some truth.
Residents can now be given the gift of travel by selecting travel tickets from the Wishing Fountain.
We can travel?
I won't!
Locals explain, I can't wait to finally take a vacation.
And, but how can we know what a numerable core is a way to stay on the safety of our familiar shore?
Oh shit.
The first available trip is an Oceania tour.
I'm told the wish has already been added, so someone can leave immediately.
Check the wishing fountain to learn more.
Unlike other wishes, it's possible to give the travel ticket multiple times.
Branding a free-toothed number of destinations.
All this travel news at the island's residence buzzing with excitement.
Literally, branding a jet to Hockaday!
It's weird.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Iron Mouth, and you're up to date.
We have eating styles reserved. It's gracefully, it's quickly, it's cautiously, it's silent.
And then...
Oh, island objects. Oh, house exteriors!
Oceania? Oceania tour. A trip all over or down under.
Oh, are you really giving me an Oceania tour?
Thank you so much!
Time to pack my bags!
Wait, we both went?
Wait, we both went?
What the fuck?
I thought we were safe again.
We're safe here.
What the fuck? You can't make this shit up!
You can't make this shit up!
Oh my...
wait out the.. wait out the.. out the biggest breach hole
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
hold on
not the f***ing sheep
not a f*** oh god
We took a trip together on my island.
Oh, that's so cute!
Oh no, my hands are frozen!
Wait, look at our pose!
We went for the ice wall!
Let's go!
We finally did it!
We went to the ice wall!
Let's fucking go!
Yeah!
Here we go!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Save!
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it.
I even got you this souvenir.
A koala plush!
Thanks
HELLO ME!
It's a gusto, it's for savoring, it's cutely
Oh, she has to eat cute
I haven't, haven't had to make you in the game.
What's cutey?
There you go.
You gonna draw, oh my god, I saw that Mishi drew his mask.
I, I don't know.
I feel a little different.
I don't know how I could do that
I'm stoked Connor invited me to live together
We're gonna have a ball
We should make rage fading before bed part of our nightly routine
What?
Ah! What the what?
What did he say?
Now that's a mansion
If you want to change the look of the living room or the group name for the home, just press X to bring up the House Editor menu.
Hello! To bring you some breaking news?
Great chapter, Steve. Some wonderful news?
And if this is being held in honor of Staten, is it celebrating Timber, Twilight Residence happiness level?
At the start of the game for this stream, I said that we might find Albubee's feelings for us today.
for us today. One hour later he confessed to us. How did I predict that?
Whoa!
Yay!
Also, a sun regulation.
What would you do?
I'll tell you soon.
Aw!
Thank you!
What a wonderful performance!
It's a remarkable way to express appreciation for Satan.
It truly warms the hearts.
Thank you.
I can yet interrupt your date.
I ran the fuck outside so fast.
Okay, what do you want, chat?
You're hungry here veggie burger
I don't think I fed Hennia at all.
Oh, she does.
She did eat.
Well, she seems like she's fine.
But I won't feed her anyway.
Does nobody like vegetables on this island, what's happening, bro?
No one likes vegetables.
No one.
No one in this island.
Whoa.
Oh.
Uh.
What's up?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What's up?
She's got a workin' out of a minute for celery.
I wanna give her her dial catchphrase.
I have to fucking...
Oh no, let me try a little roll up.
I'm gonna give her, uh...
I'm gonna give her...
I'm gonna give her...
Okay, shh.
I like it!
There we go.
Ending a sentence.
Finally.
Dio.
Da.
Oh, maybe Dio.
Hey, go back to sleep. I'm sorry. Oh, girl.
Oh my god, what do you want now, chat?
Wait, what?
I think it's time to go to the next one, so I guess you can go for the silver, symbol, and the flag.
I'll go for the...
Okay.
What's up with you?
Hey, my dad!
We're having a slumber party!
Don't worry, I watched a video on this one.
I
Of course I help you
My oh, what's happening now? Oh god
Ultra Friends.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Thanks!
Eggie!
Thank you for the raid, Eggie.
I hope you had a great too- oh my god!
Oh no, are they gonna start arguing?
AHHHHHH!
Oh no!
We're playing double dodging life.
Okay, well I'm glad we can laugh about it now.
I was worried.
What?
What do you mean by ready to risk it all? What does that fucking mean?
What does that mean? What does that fucking mean?
Huh? I think... I'm on cloud nine right now.
What does that even fucking mean?
As a man, sales life mouse is just as excited to live together as I am.
Let the rage-pating shenanigans commence.
Oh my god.
Oh my...
Oh my god, what the fuck?
There's a man!
There's a man!
Yay!
Give me a gift? Wait, what?
What else do we have? Oh, ballet.
Okay, we really should add more people to this island.
Oh yeah, we gotta get give Connor shirts.
Oh.
What's going on?
Hello, Loli.
Do a mouthful best represents a jokester?
Let's ask Connor.
What?
A jokester?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
A jokester?
What does that even fucking mean?
Okay, fine, let's go door.
Wait, we should have asked them the house.
On three, say which one of us in Mouthful comes to mind when you think of a jokester?
One, two, three, you!
Me?
What the fuck?
We discussed who in Mouthful best represents a jokester.
It's called-
What?!
As a man, I thought this might be the case.
I'm glad I asked Connor for his opinion.
Huh?
Wait, what?
Good morning.
Connor from Mouse Hold? Good to see you.
Connor from Mouse Hold, yes, but I...
I must give you something.
Here you go.
Oh my god, he loves it!
Hey, no fucking way!
Hey, no fucking way he loves it!
Hey, no fucking way!
There is no fucking way that he loves that shit!
Oh my god, of course he does.
Of course he does.
Your means will hang on to the clothes that you give them, even when they switch outfits.
But if you want them to change into a look you gave them before,
just press the Y and open up the menu.
But if you want them to change into a look you gave them before just press the Y open up the menu
Hey, no fucking way, bro
I feel like I gotta change his pants though
He wears jeans
Oh my god.
Now we gotta get him his fucking baggy ass jeans, huh?
Here you go.
Um, wait, where's food?
Sneakers.
Here go.
Here go.
Oh my god, I love the sneakers.
Let's give them some food.
I love the sneakers.
Let's give him some food.
Roasted leg of lamb.
Yum.
He hated it! What the...
Oh my god, he hate...
He's not happy!
Oh no! He did not like that.
Oh my god!
What can I cost in a room?
Interior.
Living room.
Entire room.
Oh, we gotta buy a new room. Let's buy a new room.
For the living room.
What kind of food is this?
Simple living.
Natural wood.
Honeycomb, movie.
She's so cute selling furniture.
What would that say?
Hmm.
But they should watch purple!
How does that work for changing like the living room and shit?
Like how does it work?
Is it gonna look just like this?
Ooooooh! Wait, this is so cute!
Uh, purple looks cute too.
I should kinda like it better on purple.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Heading inside the mouth hole.
Oh my god, it's so cute.
Oh my god, we both loved it!
This is exactly the kind of room we wanted to live in. Thank you.
Oh my god, it looks so cute!
Who's just sitting there watching TV?
That's just sitting there, such as standing on the beach.
Oh yeah, let me put my tail on, then we'll make somebody else.
I can't see, but I'm glad you like it.
I'll put it on.
What the fuck are you doing, chat?
What the fuck?
Nam security!
Security!
Security chat! Fucking security!
You're welcome.
Thank you public safety.
Gigo?
Nian? We gotta make everybody.
We'll make Nian, and then we'll make... We have so many friends to make. Holy shit.
So my friends are not in a time!
Where are me? What the fuck?
What the? What the flip?
Gimme a donkachino, baby.
We're at Don Cucino. Don Cucino. Don Cucino.
Aww.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Their second's good.
Our hair is like...
Our cat... wait, are there cat ears in the game?
I feel like, once again, this bangset is...
Oh, this one's good too.
But this one's good.
Too short, too short, chat, too short.
Too short, too short, too short, too short.
Wait, this is nice.
I feel like this is too fluffy though.
Oh, maybe like this.
Wait, this one?
I wish it was like a lighter pink.
What if we do like...
No...
Can you do a huge exit?
And?
And...
What if pink hair was white?
You're so smart.
What if it is pink or white?
What if it is pink or white?
It's not it.
Good little brains.
When I'm bald, why don't you cover?
What if you decide to eat gaga?
Wait, this one's kinda cute.
I feel like this one's kinda cute.
What do you think?
Dear child, thank you so much for all our rados!
Thank you, thank you so much!
I hope you had a good stream.
Hello, we're playing from a buddy live.
Hello!
Do you see the vision? Do you see the vision? I see the vision.
I kinda see the vision.
I kinda see the vision.
But then like also like what if like... no.
are they not two tails? or like... like to the side?
She does have pigtails!
Oh wait, what about...
No...
No...
Nope...
Nope...
No...
They're so small though, they're like emaciated pigtails.
I think her hair is like, you see how it is, it's like gathered at the bottom.
She does have more pronounced pigtails on her other model.
If we go with the other model, or other model, they can't speak to us like this.
Oh wait.
Hehehe.
Why do I feel like this one kind of works?
This one feels like it could be it.
I can see.
I can see it.
I can see it.
Why is she so cute?
Why is she so cute?
Close enough.
Wait, how did man did her hair?
Oh, you know what?
I see.
I see.
I see.
She used this one.
This is the one that she used, she used this one.
Wait, that's so cute.
And then the bangs that she used was this one.
She used... She used these.
But I kinda like... Kinda why?
I kinda really like, um...
Is she good surgeon or me?
I kinda really like this one for some reason.
What's your vision?
I am a super driver!
I am a super driver!
I am a super driver!
Hey, there'll also be this one.
Actually, I feel like this one fits.
If you roll up, they are better pig tails.
Oh, so you will fucking pig tail.
I don't know what I meant, but...
We're eating your mom!
Your mom take good care of her, please
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just gonna get some extra money.
Well, I guess I'll just go back to the room and get some more money.
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get some extra money.
I'm just gonna get some extra money.
Uh, no.
I kind of wish they had this, like, I wish they had this hairstyle, but like with ponytails
I'm gonna start like the bomb bomb.
You know?
Bad.
Too bad.
Um...
No, I still, I still feel like...
I don't know, something about this one.
No, I still I still feel like I don't know some name of this one
I like it we're gonna go with this one
Yeah, there's not enough clothes. There's not too many puffy choices.
Her eyebrows are like really dark pink.
Oh
That's lavender. Oh, yeah, it's kind of like purpley
They're also like really thin
Oh, that one's good. Or maybe this one?
That might be good.
Hi, ball time! Okay, uh...
Yup, just like that.
Yup, just like that.
Yup, just like that.
That's a little bit of a joke.
Oh, well...
I'm just...
...not sure what that is.
I guess it's a bit of a trick.
Oh, I see.
Just spiky eye shadow too.
Yeah, spiky.
Oh.
I can't see! Hold on, I gotta take her bangs off. Here you go. While I do your hair, just
put them away. Put them away while I do your hair, my dear.
She's so cute!
Oh my god, the biggest pet.
Meow!
She has purple eyes.
What if we make a lake?
Well, that's kind of scary.
Holy shit.
It's because of the mouth. Don't worry. Don't worry. We're gonna fix the mouth.
First, let's get rid of that nose.
Let's get rid of that nose.
I'm gonna get rid of this creepy ass mouth.
I'm not sure I can get the key to the door.
I guess I'll have to wait for it to open.
I'll have to wait for it to open.
I guess I'll have to wait for it to open.
I guess I'll have to wait for it to open.
There you go.
Phew.
Meow.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
Or if we left her bangs like this, I think they go to the left or to the right.
You'll make it look like this is cute.
No ears, could you cut and just cut ear?
No glasses?
No glasses?
And it's a little short, but not too crazy.
I find the stage is good, but...
I don't know if it's always the case.
This style is pretty cute.
Now we have to add our ears!
Oh my god.
This is gonna be a challenge.
This is going to be a challenge!
And
Okay first
Do we put a like behind or on top right on top or behind I'm so confused
Oh my god, it's so hard to see.
It's so hard to see.
How do I like copy and paste?
I like all the bugs.
I think they're even.
Hmm
There
Wait
They're ear fluff.
This is her ear fluff, it's the fluff that goes in her ear, it helps her with like all
the weird shit she hears every day.
If it wasn't for that ear fluff, she'd go crazy. She needs her ear fluff.
Oh, oops. Uh... Actually, maybe I should wait until I'm done with this.
Hold on. Maybe I'm drying this ear first.
Oh, so that's how you do it.
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, so that's how you do it.
I hope so.
OK, if you need help, let me know so I can help.
OK.
I'm going to use the same color as the other one.
I'm going to use the same color as the other one.
I'm going to use the same color as the other one.
See some fluffy shading.
And then for the pink,
Oh
Yeah, I'll own your local ear
Well, at least.
I
Wanting
Happy
Lip it.
Lip it around, wicked witch.
There we go.
Lip it around, wicked witch, wicked witch.
I think this is fine.
I hope.
I mean close enough for us we get bigger
It's cut off.
Oh, cut off ear.
If I put an egg, right, I like right here is not too bad.
Oh, it does get caught up quite a bit.
It does get cut off quite a bit, there we go, I mean it's fine, I think it's fine.
I'll go fix it later.
Poppy?
Let me put it over right here.
I've been close enough.
She's so cute with her cut off ears, she's so cute.
She's so cute with her cut off ears, I'm going to change the shinies in her eyes to one beautiful
Oh, shiny.
And then move the shiny over here.
Oh my god, she's like...
Always shiny cat eyes.
Always shiny cat eye.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
For a whole day!
This is like this.
Come on.
Nope.
She just has a little flip of hair.
She just has a little flip of hair.
Wait, how tall is she?
She's like Nanner's height.
She's taller than me.
I feel like this is correct.
What can you say she's 5'3?
Licky is saying she's 5'3". In a way she's 5'3".
She's tall.
She's like, she's like fall, like five-six or something.
Okay move it like this.
Like this is correct.
Five, six, seven.
Damn cat.
Nian.
Nian-er.
Nian-er is 5'7".
Banana?
Nian.
No capital.
My name is Nianners.
Oh my god, so cute.
I actually said it really good.
Uh...
Wait, Julian, Julian...
Or two!
Or two.
Speed.
My, my, my name is Nianus.
My name is Nianus.
It's nice to meet you.
To date, my name is Nianus.
My, my, my name is Nianus.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is- My name is Nianers.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Nian- My name-
My name is Nianers.
My name is Nianers.
My name is Nianers.
It's my name is Nianers.
My name is Nianers.
My name is- My name is Nianers.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is my name is Nianners.
It's nice to meet you.
Today my name is Nianners.
My name is Nianners.
Holy shit!
It's nice to meet you. My name is me and it's nice to meet you
Today is April 23rd 20
So how does this boy sound
My name is me and my name is me
What's up? My name is me and
My name is me and
My name is me and it's not my name
My name is Nianners, it's nice to meet you.
My name is Nianners.
Okay, I like this.
It's nice to meet you.
I like this one.
I like this one.
Two.
It's real world Nianners.
No, not anybody on Island.
Okay, she's...
I feel like...
Move me.
I feel like she's quick.
She's quick with this.
No, what the heck?
She is not slow.
What the fuck do you mean?
She don't move.
Okay.
She hella...
About like slow... slow forward?
What's the fuck?
What?
All the slow.
What?
All the slow.
Oh my god.
So we're all like I can't.
Speech?
I feel like she's not slow one.
Come on guys.
Like three.
Three or four.
Four.
Speech.
States.
Or seven.
The speech is max honest.
Yeah.
Energy!
Very good!
Inking!
Chill!
Workbeat!
Ain't no fucking way this is how it is.
I'm putting slow on three slow three
I'm gonna turn the end.
Daming preferences, guys, everybody dates everybody on this island.
Everybody is mad gay.
Everybody's mad gay on here.
Everybody mad gay.
Oh, she's so cute.
Why everybody be pink on me?
Let's build the house for Nianners!
These crews are location for Nianners house.
You next booby-dow.
Huh?
Hey there.
It's nice to meet you.
Satan.
I'm Nianners.
I'm an outgoing charmer.
I have a knack for bonding with others.
And I'm always ready for a good time with friends.
I can't wait to start living here.
Thanks!
Oh because you're a new resident, it's time for me to give you some food.
Have some chili-seen carne.
Yum!
She loved it!
Well, she really liked it.
She liked it!
Good job.
Exchanging gifts is one of my favorite things in the world.
And this?
Oh, she's going outside. She's a go-getter.
Oh my god, look at her with her cup!
Uh...
Good evening?
What happened?
What?
What was that?
What did she see?
Oh.
Huh?
Yeah?
Let's play some quiz together.
You wanna quiz me now?
Here's your first zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is that?
Schnitzel?
The answer is...
Schnitzel?
It will be a schnitzel.
Your second zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
Oh man, that's fun.
But you didn't even need to tell me! I already know that was a fucking plan, bro!
And finally, the last zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck?
What? What is this?
Uh...
Starry Shorkee?
The correct answer is...
Venetian glass?
Venetian glass?
What the fuck?
Hey, you can't win them all.
But you can get this as a consolation prize.
Oh, thanks.
Oh my god, look! We're on the advertisements!
Look it out, look it out, you guys!
For the news!
Uh oh, what does Mouse want?
Oh no, she's dying.
What the fuck is Connor doing?
He's bored and wants a- BITCH!
Welcome to the home of Mouse.
I wonder if anyone wants- BITCH!
Save me!
Oh my god, you little jerk, bro.
As a man, I didn't know you could be fucked.
Look at that! This is just...
...my life.
Look at that!
Look at that, man!
I'm not even that anyone's so brave.
Finally, someone who understands.
That's so messed up.
Oh
Oh my god!
Are we the nighter already?
Might as well pen me though.
Is this a game? Is this a game?
It must be the game.
Is it love?
It must be.
I want to start dating Connor and make up my internet dirty.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god.
What? Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, I must die.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I can't believe this shit, and then he goes to his- he fucks off to his room and that's it?
I can't but oh my god, I know a roommate.
Alright chat, what's going on?
Yes?
Sure.
WHAT?
You want a fucking vending machine?
Oh my god chat you are so demanding
Ain't no way you put it there
You just paid the rent for a nation of clippers. Thank you for your service
Thanks for everything you've done to make this island a wonderful place
Now it might be nice if the me's had a place to gather enjoy a meal and chat
Don't you think I've got just the thing. Why don't we build our own restaurant here in Cone Rico?
Memorial okay, well
Let's fuck are we gonna put it here
We're going to need more land.
Wait, it kind of fits here.
If you place it in water, it will automatically put ground- oh really?
So should I put it?
Do you think this will be cute here?
Actually, I feel like this is a good spot.
Oh, it did it, Adram!
We interrupt to bring you some writing news.
Here's what's happening on our island.
Tamoria, a good-serving establishment known as a restaurant, has opened on Pond Noir Reefo.
This will be a great place for people to get together for the purpose of talking with an
And Dan went to the grand opening.
I guess we cheat while staring at someone else's face the whole time.
One resident sent in a very sarcastic tone.
Thanks for watching.
Un-color and you're up to date.
That are not great.
You can grab Maze and bring them into the restaurant anytime it's a perfect swap.
For Maze to get along to chat and hang out.
Oh my god, what do you want now, chat?
What do you want at? What's wrong?
Yes?
You want to get some oreo?
Of course, absolutely!
Oh my god, chat gonna start drama, bro.
Ain't no way you guys are gonna start drama man!
Ain't no way you're gonna start drama bro!
You know what? What if we have you meet?
Man. Just meet up.
Okay, chat. On the enters?
I'm getting familiar.
I was trying to show you a terrifying rumor they heard yesterday, uh-oh.
What, a piñata?
Oh, they...
Oh, you guys split the fucking palm tree to see!
See enemies enemies enemies enemies enemies living palm tree enemies
enemies enemies
I want her I want to meet me
He's right
I'm the Anners?
Hey, we were talking TOO BAD! TOO BAD!
Amos wants nothing more than to part this conversation into her-
GASP!
HARD FOREVER!
Aww!
Oh my god, we're like a group walking out.
We're all hanging out.
I'm so small.
Oh no, they're all sitting down!
They're talking about the serious creature spotted on the island!
Oh shit, I got a pee.
I'm fucking pee, bro.
Why don't we float instead of walking?
You wanted to flow, okay?
Oh my god.
I'm ready to play Solitaire while you beat I will!
I'll go Pete and I'll play tons of Solitaire, you'll see.
Oh we got, oh, a sea saw.
Wait, that's kinda cute.
Um...
Wait, we need another room.
That base.
We have Athletic Set, Emperors, Chamber, Kitchen Set, Bookworm,
Oh Chaos Canvas is next!
Camel Campsite, Childhood Set, Desert Oasis, Hat Person Set.
Oh this is so pretty!
The cat person set?
For now, give her a cat roof!
It does look kind of like a powdered room.
Thanks.
Kind of room I wanted to live in.
Thank you.
You love that.
Watch how quick I can make this green key disappear.
With my mouth.
What?
Oh my god.
Are you sleeping?
Wait, she's upset.
Uh, I'm a little upset right now.
now why I was talking to check and I got in a bad mood for some reason why you
keep doing this
people up rage-vading
up rage-vading people
What the fuck is this move you're doing?
Alright, I'm gonna pee, I'll be right back.
Watch them, we're sick of you.
Hello, my friends.
You're on your way to the library.
So, in my need, I can read, talk,
and get the computer, the tablet,
and the key, to the library
and the key to the book.
So, I'll just follow this one book,
but you have to follow one of the two books.
I can read, talk,
and get the book.
I can read, talk, and get the key,
and I'm sure you can get
my library paper tomorrow.
I'm gonna get
I
Uh-oh, what happened?
I thought I had...
I had to beat my game of solitaire.
You miss corner saying I'm mad about nine times?
Oh my god.
I gotta take my meds.
I gotta take meds.
What is happening am I in the bathroom?
That is so funny.
Oh my god.
Oh, John?
Damn, I've been in the bathroom for a long time.
Wait, I can't really show it to the bathroom at the same time as me.
Me?
Who on earth think he's almost through the ring? I'm in a great street!
Leave me for the ring!
I smell the fuckers washing in here.
Am I just high sitting on the couch?
I can't get this thing off.
Oh my god, I'm high as fuck on the couch, look at me.
Oh wait, ahhh.
It's a Kuchy Daycake?
Did he just say Kuchy Daycake?!
AHHHHHHH!
It's my dish
Boy got scared of me and want to go wash the dishes again
Oh, oh no, I'm going crazy. Hold up. I'm taking my meds. Hold up. Hold up
I'm thinking meds hold on
Get in these pants, we can spare.
She's just... she's just watching!
Um, now when did I use this?
She's just staring at him!
Oh no, did you just not confess?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Can you do spirits against me?
He's really scrubbing bro, he's scrubbing me.
I can't get this thing off.
Alright, let's see.
Mouse, what do you want?
Mouse needs to be watching Connor closely.
Press A to encourage him to talk.
She seems cute- oh god!
Oh no!
What the fuck is I running? Holy s-
She gave up!
Damn. Bad.
This is fun for me.
Bad.
Too bad.
Wait, now he's watching her!
What the fuck?
Huh.
Hello, Loli.
Oh, he's not, he's not watching her anymore. He's, he's alright.
Huh?
Good evening.
Oh, sorry guys.
moment past now they're watching she's watching TV girl you are way too close to TV
oh my god that's so me actually the TV is not even on am i okay what the fuck
it's not even on girl
it's not even on it's not even on mouse it's not even on
okay we have to add somebody else now
oh my god chat you're in the restaurant what the f*** are they fat ass just sit in there hungry
Add Pete?
Oh, we should add Pete.
I'm gonna add 8th, okay?
Why is Nan just staring at the door?
What the fuck?
Oh yeah, we're gonna add Michi, too.
Oh, we should have Meechee.
We need Aethel to talk to me. Hold on, let's add Aethel first.
Let me get a picture. Hold on, let me get a picture of him.
Aethel.
Aethel.
Aethel VTour.
Well I fucking hate that chain.
I think it's very...
no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What's your tits away, sir?
Put them on my head.
Uh...
Is there any hair that's together at base?
Oh, no.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh maybe like... yeah but no.
Maybe this one?
How come this one kind of fits?
Wait, that is Pete's hair, never mind.
Okay, we're gonna have to build his hair.
No.
No.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
I feel like it's this one.
The back is like...
No, it's longer.
It's longer.
Like that!
Oh my god!
I got it.
That's it, that's it.
It's right!
Can you roll? Oh yeah, the bang!
Wait like that?
Hey, oh yeah! Oh my god! I forgot the pink in his hair! Holy shit!
Oh my god! Blast from the fucking pass, bro!
Oh my god, alright guys, I'll do a lot of drugs.
Subscribe though.
We can't even see your face, good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
I feel like his eyebrows are a bit thinner than mine.
I feel like his eyebrows are a bit thinner than this.
Baby.
Let me see.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I made him just...
He disappeared.
Dear god.
Oh my god! Oh my god, I made him just...
He like disappeared.
Dear god.
Dear god.
I
I
mhm mhm mm mm mhm
mhm
I'm not okay.
I took medicine.
This is a very weird place, but it's still fun to play.
Oh, it's a very weird place.
I'm not sure what this is all about.
I'm not sure what this is all about, but it's not.
I wonder what he's doing.
Why would he want to watch this?
This is a good idea.
I'm gonna go and help him.
I'll help you.
It's okay.
I'll be okay.
Thanks.
I'll be okay.
Well, here's the deal.
I'll do it.
Wait!
I'm doing it.
I have to go to the library.
I'll give you my answer.
Okay.
I'll try to explain you in a minute because the expert needs no answers.
You must be looking for the answer.
I'm not looking for the answer.
I'm looking for it.
I'm not looking for the answers.
It's like yellow, cause I like yellow.
I
Bro look at me look at me look at me
Bro, look at me!
Look at me!
4 head 2 bolt
I never really liked the game, but I'm still playing.
I love the idea of the game, though.
I'm not a fan of the game, but I'd like to see it again.
I'd like to see it again, too.
You're too bold.
It's either like, or like yellow, right?
Oh my god, he doesn't even have a fucking eat-o's and even have a fucking pupil, bruh.
He don't even have a fucking pupil.
Boy, he doesn't have a pupil, bruh.
He doesn't even have a pupil bruh.
No pupils.
But why?
I'm so cool.
He doesn't have a fucking nose.
Aren't their dinner eyes?
Do you want them to look like...
...when you want them to have these?
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
They're not.
What do you want to have these? Eyes that are almost closed?
I mean I suppose we could give them these eyes?
Oh my god.
He's look like he just took a head-away.
Well, I have news for you buddy, there is no darker yellow, so eat that!
Oh
Really
I wish it was just that you color pick brown me too man
I mean
Or if we had these eyes.
Wait, I kinda like these.
Wait, I kinda like these on him.
I feel like these fake.
Wait, this is kind of like, this is kind of good.
Like, this is good.
No one has to be here.
And then we have his nose.
You see?
I cooked!
Give all of fuckin' little tiny ass nose!
I want him to have such a small nose that you sit here and you wonder...
Whoa, how the fuck does this guy breathe?
How does he breathe with that sniffer?
How does one breathe with such a sniffer?
Does he have ears?
I feel like he has deep in ears.
I swear he has ears.
He has pointy ears, doesn't he?
Does he have pointy ears?
Or does he have normal human ears?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Or does he have normal human ears? God damn it. No, no, no, wait.
I swear there's a point in there. Do you not see a point or am I imagining it?
Shit bitch, show ear, bro. Bro, can you show ear?
Bro, can you show ear? Can you show ear, bro?
He's not like a vampire, he's like, he's somewhat, okay, so he was like a human who was like,
trapped in hell.
Oh no, he has normal ears.
He has normal ear, bro.
Guys, he has normal ears.
He's just fucking golf.
He has normal ears, if he's just fucking golf, then he's just fucking golf.
Wait, this looks sick.
Wait, this actually looks good.
You see the vision?
Actually, the vision was there but it's gone now.
Actually, this is fine.
I feel like this is fine.
Do you see the vision?
I see it.
Alright, I think...
I think that's it, he's good, he doesn't need extra.
Ow!
Is he super tall?
Hey, how tall is he?
He's very tall.
Booby, can you like stop? Can you like stop, please? How about you just stop doing that?
Okay, should we just write?
We can't put Lord Aethelstain, it's not gonna fit.
Aethel.
Aethel.
Oh my God, I just had a moment where it's like,
I thought about his name and I'm like,
and then I thought about Nian's name,
And then I thought about all my friend's name and I'm like, my friends have names.
I'm a little football guy, so I'm sorry.
My name is Ethel.
Like, these are my friend's names.
Shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I forgot his birthday.
I'm gonna kill myself.
His birthday is uh...
No, oh yeah, November!
November!
That's a living tree!
Well...
Custom.
My name is Ethel. It's not.
My name. My name is Ethel.
My name is Ethel. My name. My name is Ethel.
My name is Ethel. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd, 2020.
My name is Ethel. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd, 2020.
Is that how you pronounce his name?
So, how does-
Wait, does this sound awesome?
Oh my god, my ears.
My name is Ethel.
Oh, he's saying Ethel.
Come on, A.
Aethel.
My name is Ethel.
What my name is a fell?
A fell!
A
A
Fall
My name is Aethol.
My name is Aethol.
My name is Aethol.
What the fuck?
My name is Aethol.
Maybe no space?
my name is A-Bell my name is A-Bell my name is A-Bell
My name is Ato.
Wait, it kinda sounds... Ato.
My name is Ato.
Come on, that's it, we did it, finally. Holy shit.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fucck?
Okay maaang, wait.
Dimecart wait.
Okay.
Is Jenner's mail.
Uh, his birthday is this day.
He's a grownup.
My name is Ato.
It's nice to- my- my name is Ato.
My name is Able.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd, 2026.
So how does this voice sound?
My name is Able.
It's nice to meet you.
We'll fix it, we'll fix it, we'll fix it.
Today is April 23rd, 2026.
So how m- m- my name is Able.
It's nice to meet you.
My name- my name is Able.
It's- my name is Able.
nice to meet you. Today is April. My name is April. It's nice to meet you. Today is April.
My name is April. My name is April. My name is April. It's nice to meet you. Today, my
name is April. It's nice to meet you. Today, my name is April. My name is April. It's nice
My name is Abel.
It's nice to meet you.
Did my name is Abel?
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Abel.
It's nice to meet you.
My name is Abel.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Abel.
It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Abel.
I feel like this one's fine.
It's nice to meet you.
He's a partner of...
...Nina.
Alright, ummm...
Atoll?
You want him to say my name is Atoll?
My name is Atoll.
It's nice to meet you.
Is he?
Quick!
Okay, hold on.
My name is Atoll.
It's nice to meet you.
Is he quick?
Okay, hold on.
He is very chill.
Very quirky.
Very varied.
I am starting to notice a pattern, bro.
The light ish, maybe like, does this look fine?
Yeah, of course people miss and miss the room stuff, he's very polite.
I feel like this is fine.
Okay, dating preferences, well, female because there's only one version.
I made a list!
But what if?
But what if?
But what if?
Oh, but it feels bad.
Yeah, they can...
I mean, who's to say what happened on the island?
You know what I mean?
You never know what happens on the island.
You never know what happens on the island.
Oh my god, look how cute!
Amicable, thoughtful, honest, innocent does things at their own pace.
Innocent!
Positive, enthusiastic, always beaming,
smiles for their own sake and to help others smile too.
He is not innocent.
Let's build a house for Aethel.
Where should we put it?
What if I put his house like here?
Um, you're Satan, right? It's nice to meet you. I'm Abel. I'm a considerate cheerleader.
No matter what you're going through, I'll have your back. I'll cheer you on as you
grow and pick you up if you fall. I hope we get along well.
That's so sweet!
Oh no, I don't know if I have food.
What?
Oh I do, I have cherries. Here, have a cherry.
Yum.
Let's do it!
Okay, I have to fix something.
Whoa!
Unh!
Have you seen that?
Do you like to bring you some breaking news?
Here's what's happening on our island
You're developing a sea around Sonia Rico has progressed nicely
Making it closer to the sea
Yaaaaaaay!
Puerto Rico!
Not in residence, this boat is the same
I hope we can keep growing the island until the whole world sees the island
What the whole world is an island?
Thanks for watching.
I can't get into a city.
Okay, let's...
What if we like put it here first?
Wait, I'll put it here.
And I'll remove April's house here.
And I'll move Booby's house here.
Eagle. Perfect.
And then...
Come on, now!
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Neanderth.
Nice to meet you, Neanderth. I'm Aethel.
Oh yeah, they're so cute!
Aethel, Aethel, and Cassie.
Ann is talking about herself, but isn't sure if she's already told this particular story.
They seem like my men!
Ranna, come on a sheet,
Ranna, let them dance with frenzy!
Yeah, but play the jam over crabbing by a...
Oh, that is so cute!
Oh, trapping Rindo off,
You're a shibble to them!
They're discussing something oddly embarrassing!
Flatsy,
T-Boo,
Bumble,
Tiki, Lola,
Slambo,
Nel, Babin, Dingle, Ringo!
Yeah,
Jam and Grabba, Batsnip,
Dingle, Shabba, Shabba,
Ramo!
Real Hingelmatchimal.
Nah, gimme on a jibby.
Limapru on a steam fan.
Oh my god, the koi looks at her so cute.
Dingle jab at ya.
You're so cute!
Well, trance-tran is a chamber.
Fluffy, real Hingelmatchimal.
Nah, gimme on a jibby.
Oh, Trapi Rindu Fala.
You're a shibble-doom fan.
Yeah, let's climb a gem over crab and buy all of that logo clap.
Oh Trappy Rindu.
They're so happy together.
What are we doing?
This motherfucker is still making food!
Oh Trappy Rindu ball, you're a shovel?
uh good evening uh relationships
night change
uh edit me
pardon oh see
get a little porn on April
Jingle Chavacha, Pramo, Real Hingle Metamal, Nah, Gimme on a Gibi, Lemme through on a Seam Fam, Y'all, that's a battle cringy.
Yeah, but Clem and Jam over-crabbing by all of that logo clap. Well, thank for the Mithish Cambo, clap-
And now we wait. Now we wait.
Everybody's fucking sleeping, bro.
You guys are by yourself in there.
There's eight of them.
You have a slice of cake, you little fatty.
One.
Let's go join Chad and have a cake.
I'm gonna take
They're talking about things that don't quite hit the mark
Oh!
Uh oh.
Oh no!
Uh oh.
Gulp.
Hello.
Um, let's buy a room for a table.
Hmm
Let's get in our room. Oh, we should we get a week. We'll buy the the gym room when we get a wish
Well, we get a wish
Welcome, please come again
And we get a wish
Oh, this motherfucker is still fucking cooking!
Huh?
What?
Welcome to the home of Nascar!
Bye.
Oh.
It all is not happy.
Oh.
Oh, Ato is not happy.
What's wrong, Ato?
Good evening.
I've been thinking lately that Neanderth's and I could get to know each other better.
Yes!
Do you think Neanderth's and I would make a good team?
Oh my god it sounds like... does it sound like when April does his DTS like robot voice?
Really? Well, maybe there is something there.
I'll speak.
Stay vibe together.
Good job.
Yeah, it's fucking Smart House voice.
Oh.
Um...
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'd like some clothes that better suit me.
No pun intended.
Okay.
Uh...
A dress?
Let's go shopping.
Let's go shopping.
Something cute?
Woos!
I throw these onto the raid!
I've got a great stream, thank you for the raid.
I wish I would have bought that kimono from yesterday. The kimono was so cute. Bad.
No more kimono today.
What about this one?
And then be this one?
Yeah, we're running a Minnie Mouse for some reason.
The polka dot dress only comes in like...it only comes in red.
Where have we mixed and matched?
Oh, mixed and matched, mixed and matched.
Mix and matched, mixed and matched.
the speed is dressed actually this it's not a dress it's actually a gene it's
like a gene thing in a skirt oh what if we get something else for the top you
get the skirt
And then, like, maybe...
Bam, bam, bam.
I cannot really...
I'm confused. I'm confused.
Come on.
Colt?
She knows it!
Colt?
Wait, I have a chain.
Wait, I have a chain.
Here.
Wait, she hikes it!
She likes it!
Yay!
Whoa
He's so cute!
What's nervously wait wait why does this kind of thing
I'm not getting a walk with that instead!
Really?
What about...
Oh my god!
I'll give her the nervous lock.
I'm nervous now.
Here you go.
He's so cute.
I feel a bit more like myself.
Wish! Wish, Alyssa, thank you so much for the raid!
Nero, thank you for the raid! Holy shit!
I'm so sorry. Bro, this game is like taking a ride.
Thank you guys so much for the raid.
I guess I have great streams, thank you, so sorry I'm addicted to this game and uh, it's taking all my life.
Something wrong with me.
Oh, she looks so cute.
She likes it.
I might not always succeed, but I always give my all.
Bro, me too, man.
Choose.
Here you go.
Oh, she didn't like it.
Okay, well don't worry, we'll change her shoes back.
Uh...
I don't like uh, hold on, there we go.
I'll give you back your other shoes, sorry.
He hated them.
Oh my god, Hugh?
Oh my god so many people.
Oh my god I'll bring someone.
You have to save him!
Are you in trouble?
Please, Hic, help me.
So first I do this, then this.
Oh, I think you're onto something.
What the fuck?
Yay!
You're so kind.
What a relief. You're okay?
Oh, oh, blue, yeah, crap.
What the heck? State your monthly goal! What?
Are they just stretching in the room?
Okay.
I'm having a dream.
What am I dating about?
Oh, praise the live concert video.
What?
Praise?
Oh, praise the live concert video.
Praise, praise?
Live concert video!
Who's live?
I'll praise the live concert video.
Praise?
You're worshiping live concert video.
I'll praise the live concert video.
Praise?
I'll bow before the live concert video.
Oh my on!
Oh! I have that dream again.
Dream Manifest is treasure, you gotta live on your video.
Oh! Uh, what's up?
You know, I really did corner.
Oh my god.
Dropping in on corner.
You know, Tindalanda, Nathanore too?
Do you like me? Yes or no?
Yes or no?
What?
Answer quick.
Oh, um, maybe you're okay?
I guess that's a fine guess or no.
What?
So, I've kind of gotten that for these things.
Your favorite color is...
Emerald Green.
Did I get it?
Oh my god.
Well, that's the only color I don't like.
Is it? I should have known?
Oh, hey, the food here is supposed to be really good.
What the fuck? This is not working out.
I wouldn't know.
I accidentally turn my tone on coffee every time I'm about to come here, so I've never actually tasted the food.
Oh my god, he's so like not about it right now.
Every time? You say.
Oh my god, he is so not into it!
High five!
No!
Okay.
Okay.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
Waffle.
What the fuck?
You said food, no repeat!
What the fuck, Chet?
That's why Booby's not eating with you right now.
Whatever, bro.
That's why boobies not eating with you right now.
Whatever bro.
That's why he is not with you right now.
That's why.
We got money.
And that's why we got money.
Oh my god, now he's dreaming.
What's happening now?
Cha you're afraid to swim?
Oh no! Oh, you're bungee jumping!
Aww, look at Board Cha!
A dream manifested a treasure you got a weak-looking elastic rope.
Ehh!
Ruff, ruff!
Not a chat.
What the fuck is that thing?
We came to get out the beach!
What are they looking for?
I'll stand guard here and protect the island of Kanyoriko with this flashlight.
Classic A- Of course, of course he would.
Of course he would.
He would.
He would.
Alright, can we talk about how Ari and Hennia have literally been sleeping this whole fucking
time?
What is happening?
What do you want?
Huh? As a man, let's play soon for a second!
Okay. Zoom please.
Here's your first sundan item. What do you think it is?
It's Kuchite cake!
The answer is...
Kuchite cake?
Next, your second sundan item.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is this? Uh...
What is this?
Rock elbow?
The answer is...
Rock elbow!
Oh my god!
And finally, the last zoo tonighta!
What do you think it is?
What?!
Cockatoo!
The correct answer is...
Cockatoo!
Oh my god...
What about you?
Congratulations! You won!
As a man, time!
What is it?
What? A circuit board? What the fuck is this?
Why?
Oh my god, what in the fuck?
Needle saw the b-
She's just under the tree.
The game follows your system time, and most mice will be sleep at night.
I should have put my time zone for like JST or something.
Oh my god, look! Try and look!
Here, advertise me!
You guys look so cute.
He's in fear.
Oh, he's like standing in the ocean looking up at the moon.
He's bored and wants some company.
Hey, who is...
Oh, it's Heather Meade Booby.
Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Nianners.
I am glad you called on me, the Anners. You may address me as Poopy.
What the fuck?
Anners is bragging about extensive knowledge of cinema world trivia!
Okay, grantee.
Whoa.
Here you go, Roland.
Sorry, fuck, right.
Slipper.
Slipper.
Everybody gets along.
Here you go, Wanda.
Well, it's a long way up.
Who's Aiko, Dilly?
He's walking around.
Where's- yeah, where's the drama, huh?
Yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. We have 8 in residence now.
Our island is getting so populated!
We have so many.
These were all the reports for today.
Oh my god, they're still talking.
I'm perp- yeah, let's put Pete in here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
PJ, we are not putting a baby in there.
I better get rid of the bangs on the door!
Oh my God!
I feel like his hair is like dark or little like this color, am I am I or no?
It's brown!
Okay, well...
I'm not like this brown.
I'm not like this brown.
I'm not like this brown.
Cyclophan, uh, Premiere 2 Cyclophan.
Hard making real people.
2020, 26.
I'll come here not a chi-elder anymore.
What the fuck is a chi-elder?
Huh?
What the fuck is a chi-elder?
I just want to find a picture.
Oh my god, he's so cute!
I'm gonna fucking die!
Why is he so cute?
Why is she so cute?
Why is she so cute?
God damn it Connor.
Oh, so bad.
Okay.
Well.
Well, he posted like no pictures of Zygothon.
But Connor posted this picture.
This picture.
Gosh, darn it, red.
He's so small.
He's so freaking small.
And he's wearing his cool glide glasses.
Oh, Celeste, I'm not gonna sit here looking for bakes.
Um...
We can do...
Maybe this one is good?
I just Google, I Google Premiere 2 as well and I posted a picture and people were like
Use a recent picture of him, so E.S.
Fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut the hell up.
We're right though shut up.
I'll just use the one that I had before.
Where is it?
Okay, I'm using the one that I had before, fuck you.
He has, like, what color eyes does he have?
What color eyes does Pete have?
Brown?
Blue?
Blue?
I can't tell.
Wait, what about these eyes?
Oh my god, these are the eyes I'm gonna use for Haduka.
Those are Hadouka's eyes.
Alright, hold on.
I feel like these are somewhat good.
This one looks good.
And of course stars, because he has his stars.
Why is this me looking like a girl, that's you projecting bro.
That's you projecting bro.
What kind of blue does he have?
Oh, I see it's like an aqua blue.
Like this color blue.
Nose?
Nose?
Nose?
I do not like these noses bruh I just don't like the fucking me noses
And don't like them.
It's just way too much fucking nose, bro.
And they all ugly.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Now it's time for a beard.
Beard.
Hey, the beard really does things everything.
Here we go.
I
Was like moist pickle Charlie has make his hair is like way darker than this is it almost black. What do you are you blind?
Some of you guys like have no perception of like color or like style I worry about you
I think you should take a test and check if you're colorblind it's the same thing with
people you know what it's the same thing with people like oh my god that person sounds
just like Connor's like oh my god I think you need a hearing test
A lot of people are face blind and color blind and you're at ear blind.
I feel like this isn't the hair that fits him, is it not or should it be shorter?
He cut his hair pretty long though.
This is an old picture when he had shorter hair.
I think it's fine.
Whoa, but what if he had glasses?
I don't know what I'm talking about.
They will be sunglasses?
I don't want them to wear sunglasses.
Oh, wait, he would be wearing these glasses, holy shit.
Those are his cool guy glasses.
I'll put it on his forehead.
Ah, his hair!
Oh no, his hair!
Come on!
Not his hair.
Not his hair sabotaging my whole empire.
I spoke to hair destroying my life.
The glasses look good.
Really? You don't care if it clips to his head?
The clipping gives him oral?
What if it changes hair?
Oh my god, now he looks like Jesus.
Now he really looks like Jesus.
Jesus!
We would have to give him hair like a dog.
wait which one? this one?
This one.
Wait, this one fades.
Bottom left?
Are you?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
I
Like this one
He came bald
What?
Hold on!
You guys are such little shits, you know that?
I swear to God.
Cough cough
Wait, what about this one?
Wait, what about this one?
This was kinda like...
Middle park kushma-
OOF A KAKA!
No.
You mean this one?
Yes.
Poopy.
Poopy.
Poopy.
Poopy.
Poopy.
Poopy.
poopy, poopy, poopy
oh wait what about this one?
wait
you just unpeed my pee?
wait this one looks good
No, not a swear to God bro, a swear to God.
A swear to God.
A swear to God.
A swear to God bro.
Is the part in the middle?
Swear to God bro.
Swear to God bro.
Swear to God bro.
Swear to God bro.
Oh yeah, like this?
Like this here?
The part like this?
I've had it right before.
How tall is he?
I'd say he's pretty tall.
He's definitely taller than Connor.
Oh my god, will we stop?
Okay, I think this is fine.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
Keep...
...being there.
...
My name is Tate.
...
...
...
Oh shit, when is Pete's birthday?
Fuck!
Ohhhh...
It's like 20 something 20.
21st.
I'm slowly remembering my friend's birthdays.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
birthday
My name is Pete
My name is Pete. It's not my name is Pete. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 23, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
Rollies, it feels like this. It feels right.
It's nice to meet you. Today is April 23, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Pete. My name is Pete. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 23rd, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Pete. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 23rd, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?
My name is Pete. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23, 2026.
So, how does this-
My name is Pete. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23, 2026.
So, how does this voice sound?
I feel like this feels-
My name is Pete. It's nice to meet you.
Today is April 23rd.
Okay, no
Okay, click
Light
Feel quirky
How do you feel about this assessment? I don't think it's that bad
These 42s are not that cooking but I'm sorry, did you not see Cycleton and how crazy he was the whole time?
I'm sorry, what?
He's pretty crazy.
Our movements, so where should we put his movement?
Reduce movement by one, so what, like here?
Maybe like here?
What about speech?
I don't think it's that polite.
Okay well, polite and honest.
So, here.
You'll find him to be more honest than polite.
I feel like polite 4 is fine, and then this is fine.
I don't think he is that polite.
He's more polite than honest.
I think this is fine here.
2, 4?
More, Normie!
Like here?
I feel like you guys are forgetting who Pete is.
Straight Pete is not normal!
What? What do you mean?
Okay, I think this is fine.
Hey, when's his birthday?
Is his birthday the 20th or the 21st?
Me too.
Let's see his freaking birthday.
20th.
Oh
The day president says everybody
All right
Let's build a house for Pete.
Okay, I'm going to put Pete...
Hey, we'll put you over here.
Very nice.
Huh?
Hey there.
It's nice to meet you, Satan.
Thanks.
I'm Pete.
I'm an outgoing chummer.
I'm Pete. I'm an outgoing chummer.
I have a knack for bonding with others, and I'm always ready for a good time with friends.
Holy shit.
I can't wait to start living here.
Thanks.
I love to laugh. Sometimes just in old memories.
Oh my god, it really is him.
We need to give him a road. He has like no street.
How do I... hold up.
Oh my god, Nanny's with Booby again.
Oh
Guys
We have to move shit
If we put Ares House...
Right?
Well, it's right on...
Shower.
Oh my god, it's right on Shawar.
Wait, hold up.
Okay, I moved Ari's house down and then we'll put
Actually path like right here
Then resort here
And then
Concrete.
Oops.
Uh...
So pretty oh no the wrong it runs out
And grass.
Here.
Here.
Wow, I'm a genius.
There's so much shit going on.
Where's Peek-A-Boo?
Here.
Oh!
Oh no, what's wrong with him now?
I'll bring someone.
I'll bring Clonor.
I'll bring Clonor.
I'll bring Clonor.
I'm gonna save him.
As a man, are you alright?
Please help me.
I see. This is gonna take a lot of elbow grease.
I'll just leave my elbows.
Are they gonna be busties now?
What?
Oh my god!
God damn it!
Look at that!
Clutter, uh, I think I'm falling in love with Clutter.
What the fuck?
I look away for a second, holy shit.
I look away for a second holy shit bro now stop what's wrong
you're about to make peace yeah I do have a pre-active imagination you do
Pete
I want to be friends with Connor.
Let's make you friends with Connor.
Great thinking.
I'm sorry.
What should we talk about?
Uh...
What did you have in mind?
Uh...
No, it has to be something else.
Cyclotons are actually perfect.
Cycle...
Wait, how do you spell...
How do you spell cyclotons?
Cyclethons...
...
...
...
...
Guyette, I'll go talk to him about Cyclophaniai.
Morning, Connor.
Do you feel like talking about...
Cyclophaniai?
Sure.
Cool.
Oh, hiya!
I have to say...
I've been separate to Cycloponiai lately.
Really? Me too?
Yeah, I totally come around on the choice of Cycloponiai.
Wow, I knew it.
You know what, sometime I do that.
Are they best friends now?
What will Connor's nickname be?
RMP.
He's fine.
Nice.
I knew Cyclop on you I would bring Connor and me together.
Oh yeah boss-san!
He and I have the same taste in hobbies, so no longer we get it off.
He calls him boss man, I forgot about that.
Hump.
Hello?
How do I change it?
How are you feeling?
Uh...
Uh...
Boss man.
Oh.
Hunter, help me.
Oh.
B?
B?
B?
Why does everybody fall in love so fast on my island?
It's just the perfect place.
You never know what to expect in Konyariko, you know what I mean?
Bustman, help us!
Yeah, everybody's sharpers, that's the problem.
Ha, do you know the proper name?
Hey, from what?
As a man?
When for?
When for?
Oh, oh, smooth.
Huh?
Let's play no repeats.
Okay.
No repeats, food, spaghetti, uh, pancake, yogurt, uh, spaghetti, sorry Satan, but spaghetti
He is a repeat.
Hey, you can-
Stop giving me toilet paper!
Oh, you give me! You only give me toilet paper!
Um...
Do you have a moment?
Yes.
I would just love it if there were a vending machine right here.
Another fucking vending machine? What the fuck?
Thanks. That'll make life on this island a million times better.
Is this guy for real?
Oh my god.
Drink a water by a seabull in the middle of the Forken Beach.
I'm going to have the Wishing Fountain.
At the most, you'll have a range of things that you might want.
Oh, well.
If you want one of us, well...
Humph.
Hello?
Hello.
Can you say something?
Since Bossman is even more into Cyclophania than I am,
I guess bossmen and I are more alive than we thought.
Oh my.
I don't wanna get food.
Welcome.
Oh, Pena.
Thank you very much.
Oh yeah, the Sakura tree.
Hold on, let me put it.
Oh, I'll put it here.
Oh, we can't.
We cannot place it here.
Perfect.
Well, I'm trying to move it, Camel. Watch me.
Could it be that I have not yet had the pleasure of making your acquaintance?
I'm Boobie.
Hey, Boobie. I'm Pete.
Everybody's friends!
Camel, Pete, stop. Like Gucci Decay and Tappy.
I need to talk to you about Gucci Decay.
Gucci Decay, watch your down the stairs.
There's a man, a truckman in the park, he looks to think about you.
Well, I'm trying to figure out what you're doing.
What's Aethel doing?
He's just sitting there.
All the girls are sleeping.
Yes, we haven't met yet, have we?
My name is Aethel. Hey, Aethel? I'm Keith.
Expand with everybody, bro!
I'm going to Chini-Clar-Me the staffman tomorrow. See you, though.
So, you'll leave the jargon with the grumpy.
We have 45 minutes until spawn, sir.
Okay.
I
Sigh
Why is he saying no, don't sigh. Oh my god, he said
No! No, I don't know!
He's bored!
He's got the fixie!
Oh yeah, I still do the tweet already, don't I?
Um...
Here.
We haven't met yet, have we?
My name is Able.
Now it's my problematism.
I'm Connor.
Being a bad bitch is so trepid.
Being a bad bitch is so trepid.
Being a bad bitch is so what?
I
Wake up, Mouse.
What the...
Well, is this really the first time we've met?
I'm Iron Mouse.
Hey, Iron Mouse? I can't...
I thought she was talking about herself in a way that feels kind of self-
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
You're my little bee!
They're telling cringy stories about past relationships.
Yeah, the climate-general prabidden by all of that local class.
Done glabbering and passage-trap suedeau.
Are you a real life slow-centered?
No, what the fuck?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Hmm
Me
Sorry
Don't know me at all. Oh
Me a problem so I'm getting paid
Oh, what in board?
Oh, finally I can buy...
Oh my god, this is so good!
Oh my god, this candy's real...
The pink, purple and black one.
Oh my god!
It's a nice place to play!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, his room looks so good.
You like it?
He loves it!
This is exactly the kind of room I wanted to live in.
Thank you.
I'm so happy.
When you get... Okay wait, who doesn't have a room?
When he has her room, Ari has her room. I might...
Kind of might want to switch up Ari's room, but I don't know.
Oh.
Oh. Hey. How about a game of Zoom quiz?
I don't want to be quizzed anymore.
Here's your first zoomed-in item. What do you think it is?
Rock a worm.
The answer is...
Rock album.
Next, your second zoomed-in item.
What do you think it is?
The fuck is that? Maple... is it maple taffy?
The answer is...
Maple taffy.
What the fuck?
And finally, the last zoomed-in item.
What do you think it is?
Whoa!
What the fuck is Gratin?
The correct answer is...
Chick.
What?!
Oh my god shut up what the fuck bro where is all this
oh my god and what do you feel each time bro shut up
Welcome!
Well, we gotta get Pete a room.
What about this groovy set?
I'll be set.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Garage door room?
No.
Let's see if he likes it.
Mmm, do you like it?
He likes it!
This is exactly the kind of room I wanted to live in.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
They're complaining about, wait, what, the spotty internet coverage on Konyariko.
Huh?
Oh, what do you need?
Where's she, oh, where's she talking to the internet here?
What's happening here?
Bad internet island? Oh my god, it's over.
It's over. It's over for all of us.
I want to hang out.
Wait, what?
You wanna what?
Wait, what?
After you?
No, no, after you.
Oh, I insist. You first.
Oh.
Please, after you. Please.
Oh shit.
They're never gonna get inside the building.
What the fuck?
Huh?
Good morning.
Oh, he's hungry.
Hey, you some food.
Oh, how about, uh, what is this?
Yangnyeom chicken.
Here.
Yangnyeom chicken.
Here.
Yum.
Yum.
Yum.
Yum.
What are you doing?
Just a sec.
I'm chasing you.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, they're hanging out again!
They're sharing Konyariko's gold stories!
You know what's best for them?
The porn players.
The techies open up and collect the dent copy too.
Let's win again.
We'll show them to Konyariko.
And the truth is...
Who doesn't have clothes?
Oh yeah, they need clothes too.
Chad has an outfit, Aria has an outfit.
I don't know if Hanya- Does Hanya have an outfit?
Come on, Hanya, you've been sleeping so long.
Bye.
Oh, yeah, I wanted to meet Hanya.
Oh yeah, I wanted a minion.
This club is so funny.
What the fuck?
hmm
This is not a cow柿
Oh?
I want to be sweet parts?
What?
Opus
Look an-anadd-washing dishes!!
why am I?
Oh, I'm on a school out of school.
Wait too long.
Why am I on a school?
Wait too long.
Wait too long.
Why am I on a school?
Wait too long.
Wait too long.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Help me!
My name is Kenya.
Hello!
Hey, Kenya.
I'm the Anners.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
And yet sharing things about herself will be inconsiderate of manners and not talking too much.
They hit it off!
Oh!
Is the banter still on?
I was like, are ya?
Wait, this is Able's house. Oops.
She's skipping around.
I was like, alright, she has not been awake.
She's been sleeping this whole time.
Wha?
Oh!
Penny sounded really interested in being a bad bitch when we talked.
I think we'll become best friends
Oh my god, who are they drawing?
They're drawing boobies!
Hi, Mario
What the fuck? Why were they drawing boobies?
On the Anders?
He's so glad
I was talking about one of her favorite subjects, hell.
You travel the channel, even.
Yeah.
Here's your tool.
Traveling tool?
Travel?
Yes, Erony?
Oh shit, what does he see?
Does he see them hanging out?
Is he coming?
He's coming!
Who's he drawing?
Oh, now you're drawing Heniel.
Oh, now he's leaving.
Now Pig's going to sleep!
Oh, uh, what's up?
Sleep is legal on the island.
Sleep is illegal on the island.
Oh, we should introduce him to Groovy.
What?
What the fuck?
Is he shooting?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Love can't wake up
Who do you
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Nice to meet you.
Chad.
I'm India.
Hello.
I have seen that they think the two of them
will get along well because they're about the same age.
What?
We don't even know what age we are.
What are you waiting for?
Who's saying?
I'm out of here, that's what you're saying.
I never understand.
Look, no, oh my god, we're all hanging out now!
I
Wait we follow a movie yes
What oh
Feel bad I guess
Why do I always do this?
Yeah!
I'm with Booby in my room!
Hey, busman!
Hey!
You're free, now you're...
...Rebelist now!
Well...
Come on, D-Meph!
Yeah!
Red and snap, I'll go!
Listen where to!
Yes, sir, oh, D-Meph!
Yes, Booby!
We will check!
We're having a good time.
Let the men love each other.
They want to sign.
They're using their Jimmy Jams.
Are you gonna sit on the bench?
Wait. What? I'm missing about an unfortunate being a bad bitch incident.
Oh no. Who should we bring?
Who should we bring to help Ari?
Me?
I'll go get.
What's the money?
Do you need a program?
Yeah, I'm a part of the...
Are you in trouble?
Please, Chip, help me.
So first I do this?
In this?
I think she wants us something.
You're a real lifesaver.
What a relief.
You're okay.
I'm with you.
I've waved!
Why are they still having strange chats?
We have two vending machines in the strangest places.
They're having chats about olden times.
Oh, we're dry.
Wait, I'm drawing Pete!
Why are we drawing Pete? Or is he hasn't even buttered yet?
Wait, did you mean him or not?
This is the news for April 23rd, 2026.
An independent study has revealed some of Hina's tendencies and hidden abilities.
What?
Hina has a powerful brain that can remember what she did yesterday and arm strength that allows her to do two whole push ups.
That's not all. It's estimated that she could fully consume a kuchi deke if she wanted to for some reason.
What?
We'll share more details as they become available.
We asked residents for their reactions.
Well, to each their own.
Oh my god, why is this lore accurate?
This is Lord Actuette!
Thanks for watching.
I'm Ariel, and this has been the Six O'Clock News.
Oh my God, what the fuck?
That is crazy.
Uh-oh.
Huh?
Morning.
Honour of mouth's fault checking in.
It may just be my imagination, but I get the feeling that mouse has a crush on me.
We already knew that!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Did you forget what happened?
This is what I get for gaslighting all the time.
Do it, do what?
You can't stop it anymore.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let them love to cast for a date!
It's just a game, Dad. Relax.
Ask him to confess.
But he's not confessing, he's asking for a date.
She would say no.
This is serious?
Yeah, maybe I will.
If we both feel the same way, then I will confess, right?
It's not gonna happen, she's gonna say no.
Yeah, but now, now the best part is, we make Pete fall in love with Connor and then...
It's way up for me, it's more than you can bear.
What other choice do I have?
I'll let you go out with me.
What?
What do you mean I'll let you go out with me?
What the fuck?
I'm just gonna say no watch.
I would love to go out with you.
Oh no.
It went like a dream things couldn't have gone better.
AHHHHHHH!
Mouse and monkey, I mean that's what we call each other so it doesn't matter.
The video's gonna go great bro, clickbait video.
And now we make Pete fall in love with Connor.
That'd be great.
Oh wait, he gets something.
Oh!
Wait, didn't I pick something from a rare note?
Oh no, I did the...
I did the thing of him saying as a man.
Once with swagger, oh no, it is not.
Yes it does.
As a man, I feel like I got one step closer to my two self.
I
Whatever you're with me so shut up
Huh good morning. Good morning. I could go for some breakfast. Oh
Amulet for you
She liked it.
You're welcome.
He looks so proud of himself with a new walk.
He does.
Played it, played it all bro, she hungry.
Played it all, played it all.
Bonfire, ooh cute, wait.
Outdoor shower.
Wait, I wanna buy that room, hold up.
That room is so cute.
Wait the room's not available yet?
Oh, oh, there it is.
I'm so dumb.
Here it is.
Oh my god, it's so cute.
We can wrap up to bring you some breaking news.
An exciting new travel destination is now available.
Hawaii Tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain.
Sotheby's can be heard throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as saying,
I hope my room make this gift in a trip soon.
I could really use the alone time.
It looks like a wish has already been made, so someone can leave immediately.
Stop by the Wishing Fountain to learn more.
Oh shit.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Pete, and you're up to date.
oh shit chat who do you want to send on a Hawaii tour do you want to go to Hawaii chat
chat you're going to Hawaii chat you're going to Hawaii put your Hawaii clothes on put your
Base it on!
Oh my god!
Thank you!
Oh my god, yourself you thank you!
Oh
Say cheese
Wow!
Oh save me!
Just for you!
You did what you bring me!
A key chain!
Thank you!
Oh my god, you guys are super in love now!
Thank you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you!
I love you too!
I love you!
I love you!
She's super in love now.
14 minutes to sponsor.
Besties walking down the street.
Mom.
Wait, we got new specials.
Wait, they're so cute.
Wait, I kinda wanna put Able in this outfit.
Um.
We can put Hanyun in this one.
I feel like...
Oh my god, this is so cute!
What if we put Pete in this one?
Wait, hold up.
Wait, what is it? What do you want?
Hello?
Huh?
Feeling bored?
How about a game of Shadow Splits?
Not again.
Wanna play?
Okay.
Here's your first mystery shadow.
Okay, what is it?
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is that?
Reiki Alba?
Yerba Maki.
The answer is...
Yerba Maki.
What the fuck?
Next, your second mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
Pagetti.
Oh.
Uh, Kool-Kool.
The answer is...
Apple crumble.
What?!
Oh my god, what the...
Hey, you can't win them all.
Oh my god.
But I hope I get this as a consolation prize.
What the hell?
Okay, me got a paper!
What's going on?
What's happening?
Say, boss man, have you ever taken an IQ test?
Because you're obviously the smartest one around.
Far from it.
You're the smart one, Pete.
You can make a million bucks an hour if you put your big brain to it.
This is like a real conversation.
Come on, boss man.
You're so smart.
I copy all your answers.
Boss man, you're so smart, I copy all your answers in an exam. No questions asked.
No, no, I don't agree. Your knowledge is second to none. It's like your brain is a full set of encyclopedias.
This is getting out of hand. You could open a math camp, call it Boston's Math Camp for geniuses, and no one would-
This is like a real fucking conversation between them.
That went a bit far, didn't it? Let's talk about something else now.
I'm sorry for interrupting but I want to put on your new outfit.
Here you go.
Incoming!
Hey!
What should we do?
Wait, what does Pete say?
Oh my god, we came full.
And every sentence in man?
Oh my god, that's so true.
He's just like that.
Then?
We.
Then?
You say like.
Mon.
Mon?
Mon.
No.
No, this is in my team… money… watch…
Mane.
Mane.
Mane.
Mane.
I'm in.
Oh
My
Oh, maybe...
Alright, let's try this.
Man?
Man?
Monk?
Monk?
Um...
N-A-H-A-K-K-Ch-N!
N-A-H-A-K-K-Ch-N!
N-A-H-N-M!
N-A-H-N-N?
No.
Men?
Men.
Men?
Come on!
Come on!
Uh!
Me-Me-Meyon!
Oh!
Man.
Man.
Wait, what if I do...
like this?
Man.
Oh, it sounds like it!
Man.
It kinda sounds like it.
I think that's the best one yet.
Man.
We can edit it later, right?
Thank you.
Now I can work myself, man.
Okay.
And with that, I wonder who is it that needs something?
It's Heniel.
It's probably a game.
It's probably a game
I'm gonna save
I may still sponsor
Yay
I love this game. I love this game. I love this game. I love this game.
I love this game. I love this game.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Going Slime
Oh my God, Mouse, what? You have a sponsor today?
Yes, I do.
What sponsor is it?
Oh, oh, don't you wanna know?
Don't you wanna know what sponsor it is? Don't you wanna know?
It's... It's HENYA SIMULATOR!
It's time for diet time!
Don't you wanna know...
Father time...
Father time.
Father time.
Father time.
What the fuck? Why are you disappearing, father?
Don't disappear?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Gonna get mook never coming back.
What the fuck?
That's messed up.
That's messed up buddy.
How could you do this to me?
Getting some sakes beware. Oh my god, not everybody's leaving!
Fatherless milk speedrun.
Oh my god.
Going to Milk Island?
Oh my god, Milk Island.
Scary.
Scary.
Scary.
Scary you.
than milk island what if you what if you found it and you're like oh wow milk
island and you realize it's not what you thought it's not what you thought at all
it's not what you thought at all
The milk biome!
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Do you guys want to play?
I'm so excited I'm excited oh she's so cute
Oh, it's controller I see hold on a second, what do I make controller of?
Ok, ok, ok controller, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok,
Game?
Alright, it's compiling shaders, it's shading, it's shading, it's shading, it's shading.
Shading, China Shading. Health warning, uh oh.
Whoa!
Honey hands!
Uh, English, English, something's on. Audio output.
Headphones.
Adjust until the image is very visible.
I am blind!
I feel like this is fine.
Image on the left?
Mouse you are in blind.
You don't want...
You don't want the spirit like...
It's easy for you to say.
Okay.
Oh, oops.
Ah!
Oh my god, this is burning my, my, my rotinas.
My retainers!
My retainers, bro.
Adjust until the image in the middle of the screen disappears.
What?
The following accessibility preces can be adjusted. I don't know what this means. Please enter your age.
99
I agree.
This game saves progress automatically. Do not close the game while your book icon is displayed. Okay.
99!
Thank you! Thank you for the gift! Thank you! Thank you!
Whoa!
What?
Mouse, if you're so smart, how come you're purple?
What?
You can't ask a girl why she's purple.
Whoa.
The moon.
The moon has a standard difficulty, this mode is recommended for players who like action
games.
Normal difficulty setting? Of course!
Whoa...
I'm on the moon?
I repeat, this is research vessel Eurotus. Identification number Delta Lima pop of 1, 2, 9, or 4, Alfa is over.
This is research vessel Eurotus. Edis, do you copy? Over.
Come on.
Still no response from the base, AI?
Oh shit.
Guess the reports were right.
Okay, no way. No auto landing. We're going in now.
My new landing?
Excuse me, let me take...
Just hold on to your lunch. Bring it in, Hugh.
I got you.
Roger.
Switching to manual control.
Confirm.
I got this, bro. Move over.
Starting LSTD check.
Lights... Oh, lights on.
Landing struts.
Down and green.
The rest are some brakes.
Operational.
We're clear for landing.
Oh, man.
I can't believe they can just print something that big.
He just brits something that big.
Huh.
What?
That's losing the filming for you.
His applications are practically endless.
We're 3D printing in space?
You can create almost anything as long as you have a blueprint.
Wow.
It'd be nice if they could whip up someone to answer our call.
We flew all the way out here to clean up their mess.
What's that to do with me as a person?
Well then, let's get in there, scope it out.
Corporates waiting.
3D printing.
Nano Machine Sun.
Listen up, battery's on everyone, and don't forget to sink in.
Come check.
We good?
Yep.
No problems.
I'm clear.
Channels online.
Okay.
Let's move out.
Let's move out, bro.
That's how it works.
Whoa!
My name is Hugh Mungie.
There's no gravity?
I'm over here!
Where's our welcome party?
Where's our welcome party?
You got kids?
Sounds wrong.
What?
Why did you say you got kids?
Like, don't they know each other?
I wouldn't trade it for a thing.
I guess I just joined the job.
What happened?
Hello?
Welcome to the theater.
Is everybody gonna die?
I am here to optimize your seasons.
Please stop now.
Damn, don't be.
Alright, let's do it.
Just get in and get out.
Right come on
Oh no, are they gonna die what's gonna happen? I'm so scared
Wait
My god hold on hold up
Is there a motion blur?
I have to turn it off.
Oh.
There you go.
Okay.
Oh!
Closeote
It not like that
One people players
To play with a controller
They play keyboard a mouse
because I kinda to a play with keyboard mouse
You play the controller?
Delphi Corporation
Delphi Corporation
Ice?
Yeah, what the fuck are they printing, why are they doing all this printing for?
What are they printing, everybody's printings?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what is happening?
Oh no, hold on, hold on, what's happening?
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm not used to my controller.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I am not used to my controller, and I keep pressing the wrong buttons.
Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
What is going on? Hold on! What's going on, bro?
You're on 10-8? I am?
What the heck?
4k is gonna make it worse.
Who has PS? What do you mean?
Oh, it doesn't end here.
It hates Retroverse.
There we go, off.
30 or 60, 60.
60.
60, uh, please, this is fine.
Turn on re-sync from my Youtube model.
Alright, close the back.
Sometimes Youtubers just make shit complicated.
So cute! Check out that big rig. He don't really make anything.
You talking about that 3D printer?
Whoa!
It's a giant 3D printer!
Phil, let's see.
I see someone didn't do their homework.
I'll leave the study until you can. I'm going on it.
Oh my god, the biggest 3D printer I've ever seen in my life.
It's not just any 3D printer. It's called a limb replicator.
Now, what do you want to know?
I wanna know.
Let's say you can print almost anything.
I heard the stuff it makes breaks easy, so...
It seems crazy they're printing something that big.
You're right. Limp products tend to be on the delicate side.
But it's just cheaper to rebuild something than to improve its quality.
Hold up.
Okay.
Wait.
Think the ball of garbage we can make?
I'm gonna call a fucking...
Come on, man. You know better than that.
I'm gonna give you a box of baby-
You said it yourself. It's cheaper to rebuild.
Let me clarify.
Buildings are made with a specialized replicator.
Okay.
And that means... what exactly?
Lunafilament is combined with other materials, and stability has improved at the cost of complexity.
So, it's a model that only handles construction.
Bingo. Any other questions?
Nah. Thanks, though.
Huh. What's up, Mr. Tricky? Is that thought?
Wow, guys.
So maybe you can explain it next time.
That's so cool.
That's so cool, Brace.
Lumber fellow-mates.
Wow.
Yeah, he is pretty sassy.
Oh, sorry. Oops. Oops. Oops, guys.
Oops.
Part of the number.
Lunar Filaments.
Filome.
Filome.
Filome.
Lunar Filome.
Filomo.
Filamlo.
Filamome.
What the fuck?
The terminal's up ahead.
Time to test out your thrusters.
My thrusters.
My thrusters were just fine.
You can climb the cargo to get up here.
Whoa.
The stairs?
Really?
Instruction still underway.
Lunar filament.
We're fine from a mineral unique to the moon known as Lunam, Lunar filament can absorb
and copy any information it comes in contact with required for various upgrades in the shelter.
Oh, I found a Luna Filumene!
Found Luma-Luma Mimume!
Thanks.
I found another Luma Mimume!
Hey, how many more Luna Mimumens can I find?
There's so many Luma Mimumens here!
I am a man.
I am a man.
I am so cool.
Ooh.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Hey, no fair.
I feel like your things work more than mine.
Your thrusters work more thrustier than mine.
Ah!
Dear God, I almost fell to my death.
Excuse me, just checking for Luma Mino-Ming.
Babel.
It's dark in here.
Somebody turn on the lights.
Not exactly a popular hangout, is it?
Look at this computer!
I could be using a computer right now.
How did you get over there so fast?
I found it.
What's this rubble doing here?
Beats me?
I don't work here.
We're going to need some backup.
I'm going to need some backup.
Oh.
what the heck is this? what is being printed? is that a person?
welcome to the creedle please take your request
Uh...
I wrote gold.
What the?!
What?
us when the thing needs fixing
You can't trust a bot
I don't know. Kind of like this one. Oh, no
This is not gonna be good, isn't it?
This is gonna be bad.
Whoa.
Wait.
You're not drummers.
Size make activity detected.
Heard the quake.
Whoa.
Heard the quake.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Run guys.
Oh no.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Oh, no!
It's over!
Come back, you fool!
All right, you!
Yeah, we're a crew!
Watch out!
Oh, no!
And here I thought I was gonna be emmaged.
It's just accident.
Nooooooo! To his doom!
Everything bad happens in space.
Good morning, suit integrity compromised.
First aid protocol is offline.
Good morning, suit integrity compromised.
First aid protocol.
Someone get that little girl some shoes, please!
She's barefoot!
What the? Oh my God, I thought she was gonna staple me. I thought I was a stapler.
Are you doing a good job?
Wow, nothing to repair.
Vitals stable. Awakening subject. Here comes.
You mongered.
What the?
That is very rude.
There you are. All better.
It is Kade.
You pressed me up.
I can't believe someone dropped their kid out here.
It is Kade!
Hey
3D printed kit?
Hello, this is Ethan's, your autonomous base administrator.
Unregistered guest identified.
Walker, please remove your proper prosthesis.
Uh-oh.
Hey, watch out. There's something here right here.
Oh
Here's your weapon.
If I'm a unit with pack, ammo will slowly reach out after you.
Oh my god, I hate shooting like this.
I'm sorry.
Hey! Get behind me!
Move!
Let her use her powers, brawls!
Wait!
A.C.T. can help!
Right-handed persons that can buy and wash hands,
can use those protocols.
Analyzing, converting the Inter-Rap Nintrox.
Visualization complete!
Initiating Hacks!
She's hacking!
She's hacking! She's hacking!
Move the cars across the hacking matrix and connect it to the A.C.T. node
Oh, computer hack, placing enemies in an open space, making them vulnerable to gunfire.
Oh my, hold on.
Y-A-X.
But what if I use controller mouse? Keyboard mouse bro.
Uh, aim?
Oh my God!
You're not human?
Then what's going on here?
She is not human!
Forget it!
Let's go wait.
Oh my God!
You're not human?
Then what's going on here?
She is not human!
Forget it!
Let's go wait.
Oh my God!
You're not human?
Forget it. Let's go wait. We got bigger problems.
No!
I did it!
Captain? Are you okay?
Captain! Who hurt?
I know.
Captain!
Captain!
Dammit!
Contact Earth!
How am I supposed to do that?
I am the only one alive. Me.
What?
I can open it. You can't open it.
Oh, you're such a... what a mor... girl.
It's a good one.
Oil's in it's duty.
Rapidly repair suit integrity and restores wear's HP.
Future recover.
I'm on time stop baby!
It is useful. More!
This is more!
More!
Are we gonna die?
You see the trap?
That could be our way out!
Get in the ball!
Hurry!
Run!
Ah!
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
AHHHHHH!
Okay.
Okay, never mind. AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
Asking through more blue open nodes and have this hacky, okay?
Are you hacking again?
That's right!
Oh, God.
I'm gonna get some trouble for you.
No. Why would I?
Jesus Christ!
HELP!
Uhhh...
What?
Why?
Thanks, I know.
Dodging and dumping consumes thruster gauge when gate fog will set level, these actions are disabled, okay?
Oh my god.
It is the one, but it isn't!
It is the one!
It is the one that is a threat!
It is the one!
And it is the one that is a threat!
But it isn't!
It is...
And it is a threat!
There is another one, it is the humbella.
Come on, very scary, scary, scary.
I'm coming!
Hey, please!
Right now, use your little AI magic to fix this thing.
Come on.
What's that?
Got it.
The emergency mode activated.
Re-routed destination to the shelter.
Sit down, put your seatbelt on.
It's safe.
I am an adult, of course I'm taller than that kid.
She's not following me. How tall is she? What's her height?
What's her height? Go ahead, say it. She's not 5 foot tall. Shut up.
Okay, now.
Okay, your turn.
Just, what are you?
I am DI03367, a state-of-the-art pragmatic created here at the cradle.
I possess basic life-saving protocols.
Okay, okay, that's enough.
I don't need the user's manual.
All right next question what the hell is going on have a big one of these things
trying to kill us I don't know she doesn't know well you don't know
everything do you I thought you did aren't you supposed to be like a robot
You shouldn't know everything.
There's someone I don't know.
Hey, uh, DI...
I am DI-03367.
Estate of the Opera...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
Don't you have a name or something?
I said I am DI-0...
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, how about we call you Diana?
Diana? Diana.
Diana.
Yeah.
From now on, you can be Diana.
How's that fit?
Diana.
I thought you had a big vein in the middle of her forehead.
I don't think it'd be sitting, but I'm gonna need your help and uh...
Shoot.
Diana.
Yeah.
Shoot.
Huh?
Diana.
Shoot.
Diana.
You're a big man.
Diana.
Diana.
Diana.
Diana.
Diana. Diana!
Oh my God, she has tiny baby teeth and it's freaking me out.
Diana! Diana!
She has baby teeth!
Diana has baby teeth!
Diana has baby teeth!
Welcome to the emergency shelter.
Diana! Diana! Diana! Diana! Diana! Diana! Diana!
Mom little baby!
Reactivating the filamentous ion console.
Whoa.
I'm out of prepare.
Mask can be neat.
Whoa, what is this plan huge level zero wow thanks
What's up kid
When you get you some shoes, I'm worried you're gonna hurt your toes. All right the shelter
Let's look we got some backup power here
Pray don't see that getting passed through the earth
Why isn't this working?
What the f-
Uhhh
Holy crap
They're so small
the way to the tower. What do you think? It's not even that far. Hey, Diana? Diana?
Yeah? What? See the spot? You think we can get here in one piece?
I guess you wouldn't know that, would you?
Nope, but I have an idea!
What's your idea?
Yeah! We'll go, and if you don't get hurt, that means it's safe!
Let's go!
What?
Sounds like a plan.
Uh...
But what if I do this?
Burt.
The shelter is a place away from crying eyes and enemy interference,
where you can safely upgrade unlock abilities and adjust your loadout.
You can also use a tram to travel around the cradle.
Diana, hen you called, and she wants her jacket back, or you'll have to face the lone shark,
Dio!
Well, let's try our best, you.
Okay.
Yo, I'm gonna need your support, till I'm back home.
It's pretty fun talking like this.
Let's talk a bunch while we have the chance.
Yeah, the music no next year.
So, Edis is the main AI that oversees the Grail?
No.
Edis only manages the boss.
But those bots are pretty much everywhere, so...
Edis is everywhere.
Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
Uh, somebody dumb?
Acting seems pretty intense.
What exactly are you doing?
Um, well, I'm a state of the art pregmana that Edis can't control.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
And like, I've always had this function that lets me manipulate data transmissions.
Then one day, I just tried it out.
Pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool!
That is pretty wild.
So you're like some super adaptable AI bot.
I'm not some AI bot.
I'm a state-of-the-art pred-
And I spoke too soon.
That's all you could say?
What else can I get?
What's this for?
Rem replicator.
What's this?
Read out the manual and replicate that to something fine.
Whoa!
Is everything in here talk?
Does everything in here talk?
Baaahhhhhh
Use upgrade components to enhance huge primary unit or superformance and dance acting abilities.
Use upgrade components to enhance huge primary unit or superforms and dance acting ability.
I don't have anything to upgrade.
Hey, can we customize things?
I'm also applying upgrade various items.
I'm getting attachments.
I wish we could like change her outfit and stuff.
You can? How? Later? How much later? How much later?
Let me ask you something. Just how smart are you?
Smart? What's that supposed to mean? I don't have any special add-ons installed.
So you don't know anything about what's going on here?
Yep, no idea!
See you're about as useful as a chatbot, huh?
She's a chatbot! Come on, chatbot.
Wait, so where do we... where do we go?
Where do we go? Where do we go?
Brock, is this real?
Okay then. Guess we should make for the power plant.
You can board the tram in the shelter, travel to tram stations in other sectors
as a starting point or any opened escape hatch before departure review the loadout and make
any adjustments needed for the battles ahead. Wait, but what's over here? Is this where we came from?
Is this what it is?
This is where we came from, right? Yes it is. This is where we came from.
Let's get out of here.
I got up!
Come on!
I'm running around!
Let's go!
Let's get out of here!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Where'd it go? What the heck?
They used so much of the raid, I'll be in a grudge to read.
They used the raid.
You missed your following over?
Restore power to the lunar base.
Oh, we're gonna restore power.
Why is it so dark?
There's no one's home.
Gee, this whole sector is in emergency mode.
Gee, I wonder why it's so dark, you?
Only because the power is out.
Upgrade components.
Components used to upgrade weapons and abilities in the shelter.
Ooh, nice.
Warning, anomaly detected. This power plant has entered emergency mode. Cradle power output is currently limited to 35% of standard capacity.
Trans and supplementary facilities are now non-operational. To restore full functionality, restart the main power generator on the top floor under Administrator Supervision.
Oh, no, mommy!
Bubble.
Oh my god, I swear I heard something.
Hello, battery.
I'm not sure what I was expecting.
I'm a cool...
You're so 2-Papa.
This can ability analyze the surmounting and marks objectives or other okay
Was that where the tram is
To Liam from Allyn, every rookie on the team gets thrown off by their first lockdown drill.
You're not alone.
Just operate the terminals located in the inactive sectors to disengage the locks.
Most problems are sort themselves out once you're at the controls.
Good luck.
It has come to my attention that a simple mistake I made got caught on hologram and
now the recording is being spread around the cradle.
What did he do?
I enjoyed my work, but it doesn't foster a positive work environment knowing that everything
I do could be the subject of criticism or a joke.
Is it really necessary for all operations to be recorded with such surveillance?
I regret to inform you upon joining the cradle.
You will agree to a contract acknowledging that all areas except for designated private
zones are subject to continuous 24-hour surveillance. Honestly, I sometimes wonder if the company
is pushing the boundaries with this policy, but I suppose Delphi wants to leverage its
access to state-of-the-art tech strength and security measures cradle-wide. I'm sorry I
could not provide a more concrete answer, but rest assured, your concerns have been noted.
Noted.
Noted.
I'm not noted.
This could have been an email. Oh wait, it was an email.
Oh my god.
Did you do something bad?
Holy...
Oh my god.
Did you do something bad?
I'm just doing my job.
I'm just doing my job.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
No, no, no.
No.
A robo.
Ow.
Oops.
What the fuck?
Oh, that sucks balls.
Oh my god, she's just so scary.
So scary.
enough I get electrocuted. I don't want her to get electrocuted.
WALKERS!
They're small stuff, they're knocking out big tasks. They got it covered.
There are no kids here, but if there were, they could probably handle them too. And
Edis managing the lot. Oh, is there when you need them walk this?
What should we do?
It's just so much easier to let the walkers handle it. Well, I mean, there's still plenty of work
that only humans can do like thinking about new innovations or
To explore but anyway, I'm not
Time to get back to crunching those lab results. He's gonna get up in me
gonna get up he's gonna get up he's gonna get up I really freaking know
D-d-d-D-E-R-E-E-E-E!
Here's the usual watch for the retina.
Depressor raid!
What do you mean depressor from the hit game Pow World?
Because POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
How about
Thank you so much for the raid. I hope you guys had a great dream. What do you guys do?
I'm praying I am I am bad
Father I am father hello, we're playing problem. What up?
Wait
This is so cute. Can I go in there?
I roll stream in the rain, no not the rain!
The heck is this?
Well maybe it's a lunafile and a printing error.
Whatever it is.
It's in our way.
It's IN OUR WAY!
It's in a way!
Do something about it, kid!
You're the robot!
What now?
AHH!
It's taking aim!
Kill!
Go!
Oh yeah!
RUUUUUUP!
Press the prompted buttons in order from the outer ring.
How well...
Well...
I kinda panicked and killed it.
Hello, it's terrible.
Oh no, what's going to be behind that door?
Something terrifying?
Is that a cute cinnamon shoe?
A cinnamon roll shoe?
Now that you're in the town, for all the online presentations, please complete a manual reboot of the power panel controller to fully restore the versions.
Double locks, huh?
Double locks.
I'm glad if you live in unwelcome here. I wonder if Cradle staff has easy access.
Maybe? I'm not sure.
Hey, do we have to jump down there?
Hello!
Uhhhh, put it away!
I have some real crocs.
I put them on my feet.
And I wear them.
I like to wear them.
I like to wear them.
They're my friends.
Let's do this!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
We're not done yet.
I want to be done. Can we finish?
No! See you soon!
Ten gift subs!
How about like when can we how about when can we go back home and and we can change our outfits and be cool
If you see something over there, I want it
Oh, I can't go back up
kind of mess up. Hello. Emergency exit allowing travel to and from the shelter leads to the
lower tram stop. Hold E on target to unlock and enable use. Back at the shelter you can upgrade,
print or enhance gear, recover and refill, repair cartridges. Be aware that enemies will respond
Come on, let me try to explore the cradle.
Uh-oh.
Go.
Just leave.
We can use this to go back to the shelter.
Huh.
Good to know.
If things get crazy, we can head back for a breather.
But what if I want to return now?
Don't drop any of them.
Um, I'm not.
Ow!
Oh, God, I open...
Cheerios!
Open Cheerios and the Cheerio dust gun in my eyes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Cheerio.
I'm going to go play.
No, we have work to do.
Mini cabin days.
Hi there, we're your fun little buddies, mini cabins.
If you spot us, somewhere give us a jolt and we'll beam right over to your living quarters.
Functionality zero.
Obsession with hanging out. Maximum.
What more of us can prepare for eternal companionship?
Okay.
What the...
They're so cute!
Hmm...
Maybe more HP.
I'll wait for her to...
I am repair up max.
Daughter first um guys I had to bring it to you but when you jump on an aeroplane, when
Do you get on an aerial plane?
The aerial plane always tells you,
always put the mask on yourself first.
So, be quiet.
I don't see you guys knowing anything
about aerial plane safety.
Come on.
Uh...
Uh...
I don't know why Diana's so cute.
But she is a robot.
Oh
Um
My legs hurt.
My legs hurted.
My legs they hurted.
Oh, there's another thing up there!
Wow!
thing up there! Wow! Another upgrade! Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute!
Oh my god, I didn't lose the elevator.
I didn't lose the elevator.
I'm a leader
Wait, I hear danger music, what is that machine?
Where is the danger?
No!
Shockwave Gun, an attack unit specializing in frontal suppression, acquires powerful
Powerful cool spring chocolate makes enemies easier to stagger.
It becomes less effective as distance increases.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Starting hat!
Move it!
You the first!
You?
Help!
Yes!
Careful!
Oh no!
Stop doing that!
Come on!
Oh my god! Jesus Christ! Danger!
The
disabled.
That's true.
The emergency lockdown for this area has been
and this dude is heavy.
What the fuck?
What?
What is this?
I'm scared.
Is that one up close?
Okay.
No good help.
Matthew!
Little dude!
Oh.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the?
Jesus Christ!
What am I so bad?
See!
You see!
Ooooo!
Excuse me!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Now.
Uh-uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh, nope, you.
Uh-uh-uh.
Ooh.
Space is net, a practical unit that fires
a spherical electromagnetic net.
It expands on impact and mobilizing enemies
within its radius for a short time.
Duration varies by target.
And you know what else varies?
The fact that I didn't take my medicine right now.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I don't appreciate it.
This game is pretty funny.
Hey, look at me, Dad.
I
Look at me
There's a spider on your head.
Shut up!
It's not true.
You know why?
for you
You know why?
I'm scared, scared myself
Oh, man
It was a spiral stop!
Stop, I'm gonna think there's something crawling on me,
it's gonna be all your fault, oh shit!
My god.
Jesus.
I forgot to take your mitts, a-a-aa-a-a-a!
I got corn!
So, how long have I been live?
Two hours?
It feels like we just started.
I feel like we just started.
Okay, uhhhh...
Okay, aim fire...
Okay, well...
You stop them and I'll have them!
Imagine if you walked down to the center.
Imagine if you looked down.
That's uh...
Why every...
That was four!
One more to go!
Mary Dangerous, Mary Dangerous!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Come on!
Get him!
Get him!
Jump you!
Why are you turning into a ball?
That one's not that good at long distances.
Oh my god, that was the last of them.
Scared me, bro.
Bro, this game scares me, I don't know what it is, it just makes me jumpy.
I need to get whatever's over there, though, so.
Something's aiming at us!
No!
Ah!
Just do it!
What the fuck is this?
What the?
Oh my god!
I did not mean to go down here bro.
Oh my god, I did not mean to go down here.
I did not mean to go down here bro.
I didn't mean to go down here.
Oh no, what does this mean?
Does that mean I have to do everything again?
Stop.
Oh my god.
Okay, like three print
That's pretty cool
Does that mean I can use these all the time now?
That is so awesome.
No doubt.
Okay.
Oh, that's pretty nice.
Oh my god, I'm back to this.
My coco head, me and my little coco head, my coco head, me and my little coco head,
Okay, I want to get that thing up there. I'm not sure how we're gonna do it though.
Oh my god, I see those motherfuckers.
Why am I not going up?
I get a gank?
Oh!
Why am I dumb?
Guys, why am I dumb?
Oh
I got home
Oh
Brother, brother what?
Brother what?
Brother what?
Brother what?
Look at the other one here.
Brother gay.
What the hell is this?
Oh my god, why is he running?
I thought he's helpful.
What is it? It's like I can't aim high enough, I guess?
Oh my god, I got a little down there.
How do I get over there?
but how how do I do it I know how do I do it how do I do it everybody go back
up oh wait do I have to go from that way
Excuse me. Wait a minute. She has two steppies on my back. She's been stepping on me this
whole time. Steppies. She's been stepping on me.
I'm not obtained because your ammo is full.
Well.
Um.
Something's aiming at us!
Oh no!
Oh no!
It's certainly the same shit that happened to me!
Jump, Stu!
What the hell's the fun in this game?
Ehh!
Oh my god!
Get out!
He's a shimmy fatigue!
What the hell is that?!
Oh my god!
I
We did it!
I'm sorry guys.
Okay now, I guess I stand here.
Oh, what is this?
Last one?
Um guys, what?
I'll try this again!
Maybe one day I will reach it!
Maybe I just need more thrusters.
Dodge in the air?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, how do I dodge again in the air?
Oh, this.
Okay, hold up.
I made an error. I made an error in judgment. Whatever, I'll just get it another time.
Maybe there's an elevator up ahead.
Maybe there's an elevator up ahead.
Oh.
What? What is this?
America!
Here, look! What's this?
The ice wall.
That's the earth.
The blue part there is all ocean.
It's called earth.
Look outside and you can see from here.
That's weird.
Only got half of them here.
Oh, okay.
The printer's busted.
He aren't.
The art.
But the data here looks alright.
The ocean.
Water everywhere.
Kind of hard to appreciate
Listen we get back to the shelter. I'll look you up a new one
They will all show it to you when we get there this can be given to Diana in the shelter
What what is that?
How do I well, how do I get whatever the heck is in there for that one
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It's 3D printing, phone!
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but I've received orders to return to Earth
to earth knowing how much you wanted to go home it's made this so much harder to
say well I know it's nothing special please accept this batch of rents I
tried to pick one that reminded me of how you described your place over the
years please please reach out once you're back home I'd really love to spend
more time together wow wow Alex wow wow Alex and they thought writing her a
Your friggin email would be good enough, Alex.
You fool.
It's always an Alex, bro.
It's always an Alex!
Brother, it's always an Alex, bro.
So young bae from Kevin things at the solar plant are in a word quiet
Brunts like us show up in the morning and check out what the box of plant for the day
And then we spend the rest of this ship trying to look busy gets you thinking we're both engineers
But you ended up on the front lines of lunar development and me wish I could be out there, too
Oh my god, that's did all the work leaving him bored to tears
I don't quite know where he is.
Are you bored too, Hugh?
Nah, I'm good.
Nah, I'm good.
I know how to get bored, keeping up with your chitchat.
Aw, that's so sweet.
What is this?
Arden 2.
Increases max HP by 10.
Oh, sorry.
Equipping mods boosts specific abilities or grants special effects.
Change loadouts to the tram terminal.
Okay, that'll make your suit work better.
Cool.
TV! Let's turn it on! Watch some TV!
Welcome to the Solar Power Plant.
The key to living on the moon and advancing research and development was ensuring access to a stable power supply.
supply. It's fair to say that the advanced systems in place at our solar power plant have been
the backbone for supporting Delphi's development and expansion at the cradle.
Cool.
Should we take a break? Yes. Break time.
Nice work, few.
Let's get lots of REMs and decorate the shunter!
Keep her blown.
Ha!
Oh.
Obtained one cabinet only.
Mysterious electronic coin featuring a smiling robot in a hat. Better hold on to it just in case.
Give a reed-erk memory to Diana in the shelter and print it using the R.E.M. replicator.
While R.E.M.s have no real practical value, they might keep her entertained for a while.
I'm gonna give it a spin!
Okay, well go give it a spin.
I don't see those on the real Earth.
Well, that's the ice wall.
Earth things are fun!
The globe makes the Earth seem small.
Like it's easy to just go anywhere.
But I know it's actually way bigger than the moon.
Isn't that weird?
Oh my god, her mouth was a little weird.
all the time. So your guess was pretty good.
If you're trying to make me feel better, I appreciate it.
You know, the more I'm around you, the more you seem like a real kid.
I wonder how many bots like you are hanging around here.
Not many, because I'm specially made. I'm DI-03367.
Oh brother, we heard it already!
Here you go again. Diana, I heard you, alright?
Jesus! Why were you specially made? Were you made for somebody?
Excuse me!
Oh, we got two. We got two of them now.
I have a feeling of my damage, of my speed.
I'm not sure I can get this one.
Nice.
Nice.
Let's get lots of rams and decorate the shelter.
R.E.M.S. are pretty weird.
What do you mean?
Everything we need is already-
Well, people just like ha-
Being up here ain't easy.
So people hold on to-
Hmm.
I wonder if R.E.M.S. will make me feel better, too.
I don't know, go play with the freaking globe, girl.
Jesus Christ, I got work to do.
Go play with the globe.
G.
Jesus.
They are all new.
They were the friggin' globe.
Okay, main control lobby.
Wait, I upgraded my thruster so I kind of want to go...
Lobby wait I upgraded my thruster so I kind of want to go
How come this says zero one? What does that mean?
Zero one zero three zero one
I missed the datapad, oh my god.
I can't go spin the globe.
Oh my god back to listing again.
Ah!
Got it!
You guys don't.
I'm fine.
I'm glad you guys...
In case you guys ask, I'm fine.
Just in case you ask, you know, just in case you wanted to know.
Guys, whatever.
Um...
Nuddle wee wee, thank you so much for the...
I'll get the subs.
Dodge air twice?
Right where the masterminds my ACP again.
Come on then!
What the fuck is this?
There it is!
What is this?
Wait, since when did we have dice?
Since we printed the globe!
They both appeared at the same time!
I see.
Boys?
Looks like we got some freebies.
Freebies?
The person who made that R.E.O.
put in a little extra to cheer us up.
I see!
I want to tell the person who made it that I liked it a lot.
They're probably dead.
I'm sure they got the message.
Oh, uh, yeah.
I'm sure they got the message.
Come on, Diana! Let's get out of here!
I'll play with the damn bloke!
Wait, if I come here...
come on kids stop playing with the globe
I keep forgetting she has like a scanning thing
What in there?
I don't need to go this way.
But there's also this thing.
What is in here?
Imagine if I'll go ahead of this truck and break in.
Got the hands on the floor.
Theaters would never let that happen.
I mean, have you seen the thoughts it's got running around here?
Intruders would have ended chains.
Some of them are like three-dimensional.
What are the thoughts it's got running around here?
Intruders?
We can stand a chance.
Some of them are like freaking war machines.
Conversation saved.
War Machine.
Repair Kit.
A special order designed to protect and carry repair cartridges.
This should help me keep going.
This should help me keep going.
Hoyle!
War machine?
Goal?
I am Farrow-Fied.
Look at the goal.
New.
Hacking nodes yellow have special effects that trigger when passed through, while completing a hack, passing through multiple nodes of the same type increases effectiveness.
Okay.
We can use this to hit harder and beat things faster.
Well, that's good to know.
Ain't her telling you.
Come in!
Come in!
Come in!
He's so helpful.
What?
I'm gonna hear it.
There it is!
I
Oh, I could have used that.
I could have done it.
Maybe I'll go back and do it.
Oh, it's this way.
There is no fall damage.
Something big is gonna happen here, isn't it
Get behind me!
Oh my god, it's all the creatures!
No!
Just you!
Eww!
It's a shooting ring!
Eww!
The lag! In the lag!
Get ready!
Wow!
I'll hack the lift if you're ready. It's time to hack the lift.
Okay.
Are we there yet?
What?
We are not there yet!
We are not!
Restore power to the lunar base.
Now where do we find the main power terminal?
Main power terminal.
Wow, it's so dark in here.
This will make it easier to pick things harder.
Oh, you have to pick them. You pick them up. Okay.
Okay. I see.
Three more! Damn!
Or just give- Oh my God, is there gonna be another boss waiting here?
Or just giving shit away?
Too easy.
They're just giving shit away at this point.
What does that- Oh my god, this is a boss arena.
I already know.
Mya's will open these boxes.
Here God.
Thank you very much.
All these guns and hacks.
I wonder why.
Alright kid, do your stuff.
Lockdown is engaged.
Reconnecting primary power.
Energy levels out 30%.
4K ascent.
50%
60%
Grandmaid, on authorized access
detected, severed primary connection
This is Evis, unregistered guests
are forbidden from this area, initializing sector guard
protocol, scanning
How do you try to defy neutralize your threats?
Neutralize?
Atmos!
Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way through.
I can't do it!
I'm gonna die!
Go right!
Get me a move!
Take this!
I must live this for you!
So it's enough of your property, and I guess we can just...
Yes, we could just...
Oh my gosh!
Look out!
That's right, right there!
Woo!
Help!
Oh my leg!
Oh my leg!
What is it doing?
They hit all those missiles!
They were made with food at them!
I'll get us, right?
Damn!
You!
I can't!
Right, who used this shield?
Whoa!
Back off!
Uh...
At least a critical shot of powerful fall of attack near a downed enemy.
Where's the staff?
Take this!
Dirty bastard!
Oh my god, do something, kid!
When the hacking gates build the animatability overdrive protocol to be activated,
when the user opens nearby enemies and mobilizes them briefly and deals damage to the gates,
Those are my hat and pressed X when the hacking day is full to half the day.
Oh! Where did that come from?
I think it's really dead stuff there!
Yeah, no cat!
I got him!
Be careful!
Get him first!
Wait, I gotta go this way.
His weakness is in his back!
What is that?
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, cute.
It's hard to be that weak, bitch.
AHH!
You're running in hell so bad.
I need hell so bad!
Hey Wayne, you're done.
He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
Can I know?
What is this?
Energy levels restored.
Yay! First try!
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
What is this?
Energy levels
restored.
Yay! First try!
Yeah, baby. We did it!
That is awkward.
This is how we say, good job!
Jesus Christ, teacher on a high five, man!
Uh-oh.
Wait.
What?
What did I...
What was that?
that.
Shelter license key, a key card that raises your shelter access level and blocks new functions
in the shelter.
Well, let's just take it back to the shelter.
Let's take it back to the shelter.
I damaged your hand sensor.
Oh no, my hi-fi was too powerful.
A new destination has been added to the tram line. The mass production array is now accepted.
Mass production array.
Rail.
Undamaged.
Monkey.
Geez Christ, can you move any faster?
Who's this?
Why is that there?
Computer, I'm gonna get a better look!
Wait!
Hey, come back! It might be a computer...
...creature.
Oh my god, it is a computer creature!
Careful!
Hello, we are Cabin. You're one stop companion for often shelter.
Oh mama.
Impanning, huh? So where you been all this time?
We believe you have a shelter of license key in your possession.
I know.
We wanted out the giant box!
So Kat, what up?
Amos played it in furry.
We have been, let us say, asleep.
But that device woke us up.
Indeed.
Leaving us available to offer you our wide range of invaluable services.
The mission is confirmed. The shelter level 1.
Shelter level upgraded. Central Terminals now loaded with shiny new stuff.
Shiny!
RE and Replicator beta now online and ready to serve.
Shelter is equipped with a level system to deliver a shelter license key to cabin to increase the shelter's level and unlock additional functions.
Cabin system booted up.
Hello fellow cradle crew. Allow us to enhance your shelter life experience with our newest service.
surface introducing cabin staff club exchange cabin coins to unlock shelter
surfaces a little coin please accept this gratuity for first-time crew one
cabin coin compliments of the shelter take a look at our fine selection of
stamp boards spend cabin coins to claim prizes from an open spot on
I'm paid a bingo to receive additional rewards.
Oh my god, she gets a new outfit?
That's so cute.
Wait, I want her new outfit. What the heck?
It's locked.
Ta-da!
Read more about bots here!
View operational summaries of bots deployed within the Cradle.
Detailed 3D scans of their designs are also available.
Vita...
Access authorizations obtained via chance.
Cabin stamped.
We are honored to provide one of our greatest goods.
Should we go across?
Or here?
Which space?
Might have outfits already?
I think I might.
I feel 10% more weapons are hacking damage against down immobilized enemies.
Oh yes! This is one of our more popular items!
See.
Satisfaction level maximum. Glad we could be of assistance.
Um, so if I have outfits unlocked for her, how would I even know?
Oh, she's looking at him.
There are aerial unlocks.
I don't have the DLC though.
Oh my god, let me see the DLC.
I can't.
Oh, I bought it, how do I put it on?
Um, I just bought it, how do I put it on?
We'll be here if you need us.
Hey, no.
I'm really sorry, Neem.
I bought it, I don't care.
I don't care, I don't care.
I don't care what anybody tells me right now.
That is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
That is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I have to have it now.
They really knew, they knew what they were doing.
These people, they knew what they were doing.
They know what they're doing bro.
They know what they're doing.
They know what they're doing.
They know what they're doing. Can I like put it on her now?
The shelter? Oh my god. I'm gonna put it on right now.
Oh my god. How do I put it on her? Hey, now that the power's back on, we can take the
Now we can head to the comms ta-
Yep, it's in the mass production or-
Talk long enough.
How do I put it on her now?
Is it not unlocked? I'm gonna cry.
Hey, is he not there yet?
I NEED TO PUT A GLOVE ON NOW!
We'll be here.
If you need us...
How do I unlock it?
Let me unlock it!
He needs the word!
There it is!
Or outfit!
Hey, look!
This turtle has bot data saved in it.
It should be unlocked now, or it's not.
Did you install the DLC?
I did it like I bought it
I gotta move out of the switching from that
Let's head to the calms tower, it should be at the mass production area.
Was that enough time? Leave the shelter and go back in.
Why you always have all your point readings off because I don't want you to use them.
Let me show you how to speed up with grass more.
Please come and see us again.
You select down mode.
Let me, I'll turn it off.
I'll restart.
Let me restart, hold on.
This is...
The DLC has been added. Wait, maybe I just need to read...
Starts...
Teen Tales, I guess?
Hmm...
Well chat, at the same time this is where I say this is the end of our sponsored portion
of the stream.
Thank you once again CaptiCom and Pragmata for sponsoring today's stream.
Chat all you need to do is type in exclamation mark Pragmata in chat and click on the link
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Thank you!
Thank you so much for sponsoring.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Let me see how this works. Hold up. I'm going to restart steam.
I'm going to restart steam.
I might disappear.
Just like that.
I'm out of this beer, I did, but now I am back.
Okay, I think it installed it.
I think it installed it.
It said it will be installed along with my game and it says that it was installed today
day at 9.03 and that was just now so. It should be fine now. Let us see. Let us see. Let us
C. Lettuce!
Lettuce!
And no primary unit grip gun DS is uploaded, okay?
Oh nice!
Oh my god.
Oh my line.
How do I look?
Hey, not bad at all.
Oh my gosh.
He looks so cute!
Oh my god!
The suit's here!
They look just like yours!
Hugh, what kind of clothes do you like?
Is your suit your favorite?
Favorite?
This is more like a uniform than anything.
Robot!
I'm not wearing it to look cool.
Dude, the cuties they're holding! I've ever seen!
Really?
That's boring.
Let's find something that suits you better.
Oh, here we go.
Hey, can I give you something?
Well, thank you.
Thanks for talking to me all the time.
Ta-da!
Is this supposed to be when we first boarded the tram?
Uh-huh. I drew it.
It's for you.
Aww.
Where'd you get these crayons from?
What the heck? Excuse me, where'd you get crayons from?
I just got AI generated art.
We have to do something.
Oh, let's keep this one.
We wish you a happy showdown.
We wish you a happy, shelter life.
Oh my god, I just realized she still doesn't have shoes on. Wait, she's dancing.
She likes it.
Hey, what the? She likes it.
I'm so sorry!
Hey, Mousey.
Did you know?
If you leave the characters long enough in the title screen, they both do a robot dance
of Iron Mouse BLAN Key Eddons.
Thank you.
I'm dancing too.
Woo! I'm dancing too!
I dance?
Stop dancing.
Oh, there it is!
Hey, what's this?
Oh that's so cute!
Oh!
Wow this is cool!
So much art!
Let's check out this one thing and then I want to see how she looks.
Come on. Pumpkin time is happening. What's about to happen?
Oh my god, look how cute. Oh my god, look how cute.
Now we can go to the cops tower.
Look how cute.
She's gonna tell if we'll actually get through to her.
Look how cute!
She's no longer on my team.
Oh my god!
Look how cute she looks with her little...
Sweater!
Her little Sweater!
Her little Sweater!
Oh my god I get a tattoo.
Oh no! Come back!
What are you doing?
You're trying to hurt yourself.
If I break you can just fix me back up.
What the fuck?
That's not the point.
You have to be more careful if something happened to you like being real trouble
and real trouble why I mean you best think on that yourself oh no he cares
He cares about the roll bit.
Only our cats are all the people.
He cares about roll bit.
Cal was the last thing I was expecting.
You got that cat?
Yeah, what is this, basketballs?
Whoa, is that a car?
Taxi!
What the heck?
You're going down!
You're going down, you creep!
Whoa!
Give me that.
Give me that.
Give me that.
Little freak.
Little freak.
They're right for H.O.
Area close to their testing.
To all personnel, the mass production array is a massive limb replicator installed in the ceiling to test print structures,
capital ships, and jumbo airliners.
Because the area will be sealed off by heavy bulkheads,
when you hear an announcement, please evacuate the area immediately.
My name is Hugh Mungus.
Look at that!
Yeah!
You really can make everything with Luna Filming, huh?
They don't have it on Earth?
Nah, testing's been limited to the moon as far as I know.
People back home have only heard about stuff like this.
Does that mean there are no Predmata?
No clue.
But I'm sure as I've never seen a bot that needs as much watching as you do.
Is that a bad thing?
Yeah, you keep things interesting.
Yes and no.
Let's go.
Inquiry keyword problemata is classified as security level 6, only a summary is available for viewing.
A high functioning autonomous prosthetic body with a simulated organic structure currently undergoing operational testing in limited sectors due to differing design concepts.
It is not compatible with standard workbots commonly used throughout the cradle.
Okay well she's special, but why?
Why was she created?
I'm not very nice you scared me
And during lunar exploration, the ore LUNUM was discovered accidentally through nanomachine
refinement, ideally lunar filament and material capable of replicating structural and functional
data.
LUNUM and LUNA filament.
LUNA filament.
LUNA blibberblings.
Smart people.
Smart people are given the privilege to name smart things.
Blah blah blah bling.
Smart people. Smart people are given the privilege to name smart things.
A fragment of data that slightly fills Diana's hacking gauge.
Oh.
What is this?
Look! I think that's the Croms Tower.
What? Where?
There. That big one. Right in the middle.
Whoa.
What the heck, did they 3D print New York?
Would you look at that. Looks a bit like New York.
New York? Is that a place on earth?
Yeah, in America.
So many lights and signs. I can't decide what to look at first.
You won't want to miss a wesker production.com Wesker
Wait a minute.
Wesker production?
That site is real?
Stop.
Almost done.
Almost done.
What's that?
A west group production dot com.
What the heck?
What? What am I looking at?
This is the most insane thing I've ever seen.
Why would they put this in the game?
Wait, hold on, this one's so funny.
Oh my god, this one!
Wait, this one where he's crying!
On the floor!
Look! This one where he's crying, where he's like the people crying one!
Oh my god, this is so funny! This is hilarious! What the heck?
Oh wait, I can click on the pictures!
Oh my god.
oh my god that is so funny that is hilarious
That is hilarious.
And somebody forget to 3 print this fricking car.
Oh my god, scared me.
Broken, scared me.
Oh my god, 13 hours shoot.
I need to find a terminal.
I got to find a terminal.
I need to go.
I'm gonna go beg.
Just pumpkin time.
Ah!
Nope.
Phew!
Damn!
Ah!
Yes!
Ah!
God.
Oh my God, what is this?
Picks a place?
A pixel real!
Pixel!
Oh my!
It's bright!
They're everywhere!
You can see, looking at the friggin...
Looking at the freaking bus?
Wow guys, what is this?
Novel.
Get back here!
I'm assuming I'll be able to like destroy this or something go inside cuz
there's a chest in there
later
am I on
Okay, can't go in there yet.
Whoa.
Hello. This is Edis. Due to an unidentified interference, this area has been secured. Mass
I had to do the resubstantial.
What?
So that's how it is?
Edis isn't very nice, is it?
Oh.
A.B.G.
I think we need to disable the lock codes and the local access beacons to reach the comms tower.
Oh.
Oh.
So where to?
I don't know.
Try scanning!
What the?!
Oh my gosh! What was that?!
Leave my robot baby alone!
Leave my red-brick baby alone!
Can't forget you!
Jesus.
Good job, Robot Baby.
Oh my god that was terrifying.
That was scary.
My roby baby was in danger.
See, I mean roby baby.
Hello.
Hello.
Roby baby.
Upgrade them if expanded across the shelter.
Oh shit.
Oh, items can be printed.
one slot or additional one slot?
Now I can have two mods.
Now I can have more repair.
Sick.
What the heck is he doing?
He's got a little computer.
We wish you and happy shelter life.
He's got a little computer, bro.
Hi, I'm Pete.
Wait, what was the other outfit for her?
For her, it was...
Oh, that's so cute.
What?
This is so cute.
I just wear shoes!
Not too bad, that skater.
Alright, little old baby, I have to go now.
Did you see that box face?
I saw it.
I wish I had.
I saw it.
I saw it.
It's not that bad.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it.
wish i hadn't what was the deal with it crawling around just what exactly would you need that for
i don't know but i think etus made that one etus can make bots etus is a freak
it is a little freak bro it is a little freak here little freak it is a little freak bye bye
Roll B, I've been playing with that!
Bye bye baby!
I'll see you later.
I'll play again later.
Bye bye!
You almost feel like you feel bad leaving.
Well, chat, that was a productive day, a very productive day.
I don't know if I'm going to stream tonight, I don't think I am because I don't think I
I will be able to, if I do stream tonight, it's gonna be really really short, but I don't think I'll be able to cause I have to wake up early tomorrow for FANFEST!
If I do not stream tonight, don't worry, I will be back tomorrow for FANFEST and by the way, I'm letting you know, FANFEST will be starting early, so I'll be live at 1pm tomorrow.
So I'll be live at 1pm tomorrow, I will see you guys tomorrow.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
And the next time we stream when it's not FanFest, when I'm just online, we will be continuing our Tomodachi live drama.
I might try to make, if I don't stream tonight, I might try to make a few friends tonight off stream, so I'll let you guys know.
I'll update you guys.
I love you guys, thank you guys so much for hanging out with me. Thank you for spending 13 hours of your day with me, and I will be back.
Zoom!
I love you!
Bye bye!
Oh, Coral's on, and he's playing Tomodachi Life.
And he's playing Tomodachi Life.
No, my head is fucking hurting bro.
Is that wrong of me?
I'll see you guys later!
Thanks for hanging out with me!
Bye bye!
Bye bye bye bye bye bye!
I'll stop you guys!
I'll let you guys go if I need to!
I probably might not swim tonight, but if not, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye!