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04-27-2026 · 11h 04m
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Hello everybody!
Oh my god.
Um, did that just happen?
Did that just happen?
Did that just happen?
Uh-huh.
Did that just happen?
Did that just happen?
Did this last weekend just happen?
Cozy mode?
Bro, I want...
I'm about to go chibi in a minute.
Like, no joke.
Hold on one second.
I have to pull my hair up.
Oh my God.
What the fuck is happening?
I'm looking for a cookie property.
Look in here, there's a mess,
there's a rat's mess, I'm a rat's mess here.
My hair's a rat's mess.
I'm gonna drown the rat.
I messed the rat's in my hair.
You just cut it off.
Oh, I should just go bald.
I should just go bald.
That's not a bad set.
My mom was like,
my mom was like,
let me just cut your hair off.
And I'm like,
I don't wanna cut my hair if she was like,
I'm just saying.
It'll be easier for you if you just cut your hair.
If you just cut your hair,
it's easy main components.
And I'm like,
all for what?
For what?
No, give me a bus cut!
No, give me a freaking bus cut!
No, give me a bull cut!
No, you should just cut it!
Cut it like short, like really short.
And I'm like, I want to have short hair!
I want to be bald.
Same height as 11 from Stranger Things Season 1.
What the fuck? Why'd you have to come into my chat and say I'm googling that shit right now? I swear to God.
What the fuck do you mean?
11 Stranger Things Season 1.
Try it.
I fucking hate you, bro. I don't like you.
I don't like you, and I will never like you.
I don't like it, I will never like it.
Hey Mouse, you ended the stream before I could send this, but watching you last weekend was a dream come true.
I've been following ever since the days of the desk, bed clip, and as a person who is also constantly stuck in the room for health stuff,
watching you achieve such amazing things warmed my heart and inspires me.
Bonus points to the fact that we both are Puerto Rican Latinas, so I can't wait for more amazing moments like that.
Let's go!
Thank you for being you.
Thank you, thank you very much, thank you bro, this past weekend was crazy.
crazy. I had a meeting greet today and then I ended the meeting greet and I'm like time to stream
but first I did. I walked on treadmill. I walked on treadmill. I walked on treadmill.
I realized last night the minimum height for female aura is four feet nine inches.
Did you pick aura for the fan fest model so it would be height accurate?
Word of God.
What the fuck?
Listen, if I could have been a lot of fail, I would have.
Listen, Aura is the closest to me with my horns.
And also, I'm happy. I fucking hate you.
I don't like you either. I also don't like you. I don't like you also.
thumbs down for you too. I'm just kidding Kacina, I love you. I'm just kidding.
Did you do 25 minutes today?
I did, dawg!
I started doing 25 minutes these past few, like, three days.
But also, I have to say, I'm very tired.
I don't realize how I felt about that.
Is that me?
I want to collab with her, too!
Bro, I'm so fucking, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired. I was like shit. Maybe I should have taken today off
Maybe I should have taken today off bro, because holy fuck. I'm so tired
I'm so tired bro
Well, guess what?
Guess what's happening today. Connor wants to play Star New Valley today!
I guess who fucking was like, oh, let's play start of the valley today and I'm like
After everything after everything now now is when you want to you want to start the valley today
Of course yesterday, of course, of course you would ask today
Of course you would ask today.
I'd pay good money for a Lollafell mouse model that would be fire.
A Lollafell mouse model.
Lollallollallollallollallollall.
I'm a Lollallollallollallollallollallollol.
We did three, we did fan fest, we did level up expo, we did anime saint lewis and one
weekend. Thank you to everybody who came by to say hello. Thank you to everybody who came
by to ask me a question, who came to the panel. We'll stop by to say hi. I'm eating
Greek. And thank you to everybody who was at the concert. Surprise! I've been holding
that in for so long. I've been preparing for San Fest for so long and I couldn't
say anything and I am so honored to have been able to have been given the
opportunity to perform was incredible it was incredible and now all the songs are
on YouTube right now so please go take a listen go watch the videos on YouTube
and they will be on Spotify soon as per what they told me that they would love
to get them up on Spotify and oh my god I can I like fangirl for first I
I can't, holy shit.
Yeah, fat girl, for one second.
That apparently everybody loved my performance
and I got a message from Koji and Soakin
and I was just like, oh my God!
Ah!
They were so sweet.
They were so sweet.
They were so nice.
And they really liked it and I'm so happy.
and everybody liked it and I'm so glad that everybody liked it I'm so glad everybody liked it
I'm so glad everybody liked it oh my god oh my god I fucking cried I was crying bro I was crying
I was crying.
I was crying.
I know, it's so good to eat it on me.
Oh my God, I was going great.
I was just like the whole night I was like.
Oh my God, I can't believe it happened.
My favorite, one of my favorite activities.
One of my favorite activities is people responding
to the performance and saying stupid things
that don't make sense.
Oh my god, bro. I saw this one guy do a comment and he was like,
Music has been a part of my life, my whole life, and I'm so into music, but oh my god,
she cannot sing. And her, she was straight in her voice and it was just like, holy
I'm sorry, I'm sorry that love you mousy
you hold that I of your precious family can I share a picture of my tattoo on
Twitter it's a picture of Maury Kaliope with the quote deep breath day at a time
of course wonderful wonderful wonderful mr. John music man said and I was
It's just like dude, I'm a color towards parental. What are you talking about, bruh?
Look listen you can already tell a person doesn't know what they're talking about when they say oh my god her voice
Vibrates so much. I'm like you mean vibrato bro
They're like oh her voice is so shaky is a
Oh, you mean... you mean... personal space?
I do have there a fast bravado, that is true, that is true.
That is true. But so many people liked it and it made me so happy and I'm happy because
everybody at Square Enix liked it and Koji liked it and Soke liked it and that's very
important to me and you guys liked it which is the most important. You guys liked it
which is the most important thing of all the most important thing of all so thank
you thank you for liking the performance
it was fire the singing you did yesterday at fan fest was incredible each time
you sing I get blown away I can't believe I'm asking so light but can you
be my cameo shi I have a lot polytheism you inspire me to be better even with my
health issues love you lots my word monkey wants to play stardew today after
everything you had to do man hates you since the day you were born as a mage
Since the day I was born, bro. Since the day I was fucking born.
Since the day I was born, bro.
I'm always perplexed by the people who feel the need to invent justification.
Like, if you don't fuck with it, just say that and move on. That's allowed.
Don't pretend to have some expertise and make up problems to feel better about it.
Bro, to me it's like, if I don't like something, I just don't listen to it and that's it.
I'm done. But I don't pretend like I'm some, like...
I've I've I I graduated from Juilliard and I know things
Okay, well
Go for you. Why are you on here then?
For every rage bait in the comments, there were 10 positive comments
People who weren't familiar with you San your praises haters got real quick when return to oblivion kicked in
Well, I got so many comments from people that like they're like, oh
Those people can vibe brought to these nuts great I got comments from people
saying oh my god people from my party didn't know about you and then they
saw your performance and it was just it was very sweet it was very sweet it was
very sweet a lot of people were very kind and very sweet and I mean to be
honest the fact that you guys loved it the fact that Koji and Soken liked it
and everybody at Square Enix liked it. Thumbs up!
The animals fangirling? Oh my god! I'm so glad she liked it too! I'm so glad she liked it too!
I'm so glad she liked it! I'm so glad she liked it!
Can I tell you what I don't like?
After an amazing weekend of amazing things.
Mouse, you know how good and powerful your performance was.
It made Hennia stream the game later that night.
She did all the raids that featured the songs you sang along with Ari and Haruka.
Oh my god!
I saw that they were playing and I was like, guys, we have to play.
As soon as I'm not busy anymore.
I'll tell you what I did do, which I regret doing after a cool weekend of fantastic things.
I decided to watch the Mortuary Assistant and holy shit that movie sucked ass.
Oh my god, I was like, what the fuck am I watching, bro?
Oh my god, it was so bad, it was, oh my god, it was so bad.
So I was like, hey, the mortuary system is on shutter.
Why don't I take a watch?
And I'm like, finally, I can watch this amazing game
that used to be a game and now it's a movie.
Surely the movie must be great
because the game was so awesome, right?
And then I start watching it, I'm like.
I was like sometimes games shouldn't be movies I was like somehow is there a
wait for me to contact Shutter to get a refund for my time watching this movie
oh god it was so bad I'm sorry no hate to any of the people that worked on the
film I'm sure they did they worked really hard on it but holy shit bro it
was so bad
it was so bad bro here I am talking about people criticizing me and now I'm
criticizing a movie. Hippocrate! Hippocrate! Hippocrate me! Hippocrate me! Hippocrate!
Was it at least funny man? I-I do admit some of the stuff, some of the stuff made me laugh.
It did make me laugh. It was funny.
So now the weird film to force Ari and friends to watch, or is it too bad for even that?
It was too bad for even- I watched it by myself. I watched it by myself. I'm not going to lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I did not watch it with any-
It was too bad.
It was too bad, bro.
And listen, I'm not an expert on movies or anything, but I do watch a lot of movies and I do have to say that shit was...
There were parts where I was like, hey, I remember that from the game.
Oh, I remember that from the game.
I remember that from the game, and then they brought in the demon guy, that weird, like...
The white demon guy, he was like this white creature guy.
Love you too, mousy.
Try my best to feel good about myself without relying on others even through its hard-im-trying.
You know what?
I got you, bro.
I'm giving you a hug.
I believe in you.
Bro, I'm telling you, man.
Hold on.
Let me see what I can do with these alerts, bro.
Why is it so loud?
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
FTAs are thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs.
Thank you.
Dammit has a 3.8 on IMDB bro.
The Mortuary Assistant, 3.8, 36% on Rotten Tomatoes, 1.6 out of 5 on Letterbox.
The White Demon thing, the White Demon guy?
First off, I don't recall this motherfucker ever talking in the game.
They gave him a voice, and it was just the stupidest,
like, they gave the demon a voice,
and it was just the dumbest voice I've ever heard in my life.
That thing was talking, and I'm like, why is he talking?
And he never talks, and he was talking in the movie,
and he talked multiple times in the movie,
and I'm like, what is happening?
What is going on? Why is he talking?
Shut up!
I'm like, bro, can you please,
you know what the movie, what the biggest problem was?
That movie had the need, there was like this, I don't know what it was, but I felt like,
first off I felt like I was watching a CW show, it felt very CW, because throughout the
whole movie there was like no periods of silence, like they always had to be talking, either
the main character had to be talking, the fucking demon had to be talking, the guy
had the fucking raiment had to be talking, like everybody had to be saying something,
okay?
and when they weren't saying anything for some reason the girl had to be
listening to music and it was like this weird like it was like this
What oh my god, let me see if I can find the fucking
Like
The music was like bro I don't know oh my god
I wonder if the soundtrack is on here.
I don't know where it is.
You know what?
I know what I'm gonna do.
I'm so bad.
I am so bad.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Listen to this.
Help me.
Help me.
What do you think?
What do you think when you hear this music?
Do you think Mortuary Assistant?
Do you think Mortuary Assistant cause like, girl, what are we doing here bro?
What's happening bro?
like so like throughout the whole movie it was either talking or they will start
playing that that song they will start playing that music they played that
music like three times in the movie and i'm like
why is this happening
i'm like why is this happening
If I understand correctly, it was a corpo slop cash grab and not a fan passion project like
Iron Lung Backrooms and the Bloodborne animated movie produced by Jack.
I can't.
The music sounds like this boomer shooter in playing.
I don't know.
I was just like what happened guys?
What's going on?
The game was so much fun.
The point where like I was like where's my Vod and I just started watching a lot of me playing the game
Oh my god, I met you at the expo earlier and didn't know what to say
But I didn't mean to tell you how much of an inspiration you are
I love watching both you and Connor any time I could oh, thank you so much. Thank you. That means a lot to me
Well, thank you so much. Thank you for the doner. You did not have to do that. Thank you very much. Thank you
And thank you for coming by earlier. Oh my god people are so sweet today
It was so sweet. Well people been sweet like this whole weekend, but today like those is group I
Think they're all together because one after another that they were saying such sweet things and it's like made me like
It was amazing to see you this weekend. You and the people were amazing
Amazing also the Arby's questions were fire. So how is it?
Bro, I'm sorry. Am I being gasoline? Am I being gasoline bro when I did my panel yesterday in enemy st. Louis
Everybody told me
That I have to eat Arby's and then when I went to it. They're like no mouse don't eat Arby's
And I'm like, whoa, what is it then?
Is it good or is it bad?
Like, I'm so confused, bro.
Is it bad?
Are you gaslighting me?
Is it good or is it bad?
Somebody told me to eat the meat mountain.
And I'm like, I don't know if I want to eat anything
called the meat mountain.
But like, if Orbeez has curly fries,
like, I'd love to take a bite.
I like to take a piece.
Is it hate or miss?
They got mustard, Rola sticks.
I don't know what the fuck the meat mountain is, but people kept saying you have to treasure it was this guy that he was there he goes what do you mean you don't know what the meat mountain is you're tearing me apart and I'm like bro I'm sorry I don't know what the fuck the meat mountain is I'm sorry I'm sorry man
In regards to the concert, Hater's going to hate, Potato's going to potato, and if you
didn't like Mouse's covers, suck my music box of fate, unrelated.
No one tell Mouse Say La Moon is making appearances at Universal Studios now-
Oh my god, I heard.
Oh my god, I heard.
I heard and I wanna- I wanna go so bad.
I wanna go so bad, bro, you don't understand.
Wait, where the fuck is my TTS monster shit?
Hold up.
I can't find it, oh here it is, TTS voice.
Alright, let's see if it, okay I adjusted it.
Let's say that okay guys I say you know me man oh my god that looks like I'm
gonna fucking throw up this is disgusting how could anybody eat this
what the fuck what the fuck this is so nasty what what do you mean what if this
This is the main mountain!
Oh my god!
Bro.
This looks like I could die just by being in the same room with it.
Holy shit!
Whoever eats this, I bet they have to take a huge shit after this.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
How many calories do you think that is?
Oh my god.
It's taller than me.
Oh my god.
What was they saying before?
Oh yeah.
I saw.
I saw.
I saw.
I saw the 7 Moonbirds from 10 Nights at a Universal
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
Some of the merch was me
But I'll still fucking buy it anyway
It was pretty it was it was me but I'll still fucking buy it anyway bro. I will still fucking buy it
Anyway, I don't care you know what it is
Do you think little little me as a kid?
A little kid would've ever believed you would have been like
Mouse when you grow up
Sailor Moon's gonna be a Universal Studios. I would have never fucking believed you. Of course, I'm a fucking bias shit
I would have never believed that one piece would be mainstream in fucking Universal Studios
And I'm meal and fucking Popeyes
Little you so now then I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna fucking
I'm gonna
Little Omi didn't know what Universal Studios was like...
But now you know what Universal Studios is.
And you know what they bet Jay Luma!
Now you know what Universal Studios is.
You see the Kibosanji doing...
Oh my god, no I didn't see that.
What the fuck?
I did see one tiny clip of like...
I think like somebody was like ziplining through the air who the fuck was it?
Oh my god, I don't know why your your tts isn't playing booby
Can you like talk?
Little shit
Who kicked your ass? Why aren't you speaking?
I was low-key impressed with the one-piece X-Waterworld performance.
Sangy's feet on fire was amazing.
Get the work, bro.
You think you did one fire-fazzy performance and you think you did it all work for the
whole year?
What the heck's wrong with you?
What did you do?
You just flapped around on stage.
That's all you did.
Is that all you did?
Addition to get square to add your covers to Final Fantasy as Orchestrians for sand oil
What
you hear it I don't hear it hold up oh I see I know why I know why fuck you
to uh, fucking...
can-
and we...
hold up
let me re-play this one
fucking OBS fucking muted it to me and just put it out to stream like-
Thanks for being my friend.
you punch you
did you update it? yes I did I don't know I'm a fucking idiot
I'm a fucking idiot!
what did I do that?
guys
sh- I was gonna tell you something I forgot
I'm not streaming tomorrow. I'm just letting you know. I'm gonna fucking die.
I'm not streaming tomorrow. Okay, I'm just letting you know I'm not streaming tomorrow.
I'm not streaming tomorrow. I have to res-broll. I'm so tired.
And then we have we have dagger heart on Tuesday, so I hope you guys are ready
We're gonna be playing dagger heart with Matt 10 booby
Rock
And candy
you see that at the center and it'd be like
and it'd be like uh
and then um I think
I think I think I'm streaming on Wednesday. I'm not sure but I won't be streaming on Thursday because it's advocacy day
And I'm going to be in the government
I'm gonna be in the government
It's advocacy day, and I'm gonna be in the government
We'll be in the government and then on Friday is the vtuber cup the Marvel Rivals vtuber cup
And then I have another convention this weekend!
I just wanna play Tomodachi Life!
Help!
Guys, I made... I made...
I made Haduka in Tomodachi Life.
I made Michi in Tomodachi Life.
I'm in the process of making Kerro. I'm almost done.
Am I almost done? Oh my god, I probably...
I don't think I saved my work.
Uh oh, gulp.
Uh...
But, Miki and Haruka are in there. I have to make...
I still have to make buff candy, Shaya.
I don't make so many people.
I don't make so many people. There's so many people I have to make.
I've made them off stream, but don't worry. I haven't done anything.
I just made people... A news report did go out, but we could replay it on stream.
You should make cheerleaders.
It's Karu assembly on your island?
Uhhh...
Maybe?
Maybe?
Maybe?
Well that's what's happening this week, and next week is MADE Cafe!
There's a surprise on Friday, on the 8th!
Uh, I have a collab with the Mushoku Girls on Thursday.
Lots of things happening. Lots of things happening.
Lots of things happening. Lots of things happening.
Lots of things happening, they're a surprise.
And there's...
Oh my god.
So when are you going to sleep tomorrow?
Well, well, well. How the turntables have turned.
Look who's the stuffdoer now. You're stuffdoer. You're doing great.
But you're still a stuffdoer.
I am a stuffdoer.
The borrow.
I'll sleep the borrow.
Well, that's what I was gonna say.
Oh my god! 20 BUTTLE DOGS! NO! NOT THE BUTTLE DOG!
Oh god!
Oh my god. There was this one girl.
I feel sometimes I feel bad mentioning stuff on stream about meet and greets because I don't
ever want to feel I don't ever want the person to be feel like oh I've been put on the spot
there was this girl at my meeting three yesterday that I I promise you I promised you I don't
know if you're watching I don't know if you're watching probably not watching but
if the in the event that you are watching I told you I will never forget you I will
never forget you i promise i will never forget you oh my god this girl made me cry so much holy
shit bro she made me sob she had this like she she wrote down this like a letter for me and she
and she read it to me and i and i was just i just want you to know um i'm not gonna say your
name or or anything because i don't want to put you on the spot or anything but um i just want
I just want to note when I, when I, if in the event that you are here, when I looked at you standing in front of me and you were telling me all those things, I felt like I was looking at myself and I would, and that shit just like, I felt like someone punched me in the gut bro, I was like oh god.
I felt like I was looking at myself. I was like oh my god. You, she was so sweet, she was so sweet. She was so sweet.
it's so nice to meet such sweet people such wonderful people and then I think
about I think about that and I'm like damn our community is the best we have
such really nice people really great people so many people and then you get
the people like I started watching you in high school and I'm like
I'm finally seeing I'm finally seeing what Connor sees because Connor's like oh
yeah I get those all the time and I'm like oh my god somebody was like I've
been watching you since 2019 I was in high school and now it's like and now
this person has a family
this person has a whole ass life
and I was like
my bones bro my bones
my bones
my bones
my fucking bones bro
i'm a hag
I was a freshman in college, wait, you were a freshman in college, what are you now?
Excuse me, what are you now?
Do you have a family?
Do you have a family?
A grandfather! Oh no! Oh shit!
Oh no!
It makes you feel better, Mousy. When I started watching you, I was unemployed and in my early thirties, and now, I'm unemployed and in my mid-thirties.
Oh no!
Are you okay, though?
It's okay.
It's okay. According to my extended family, they think I'm unemployed, too.
I was a toddler when I started watching you. Now I have grandchildren.
Oh god!
Oh my god, there was this guy at the panel.
Dude asked a question and then you know what he does?
There's six seven.
And I'm like, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. I was like, oh god.
Yeah, but then there was like these kids and they did like, I don't know, they did like
this meme and I'm like, what is happening?
What is going on?
Oh man.
They did the ha- he did do the hands thing.
The guy asked a question and he said he did the hands thing and said 6'7".
He did 6'7".
In front of everybody, I wonder if you're watching right now.
You probably aren't.
But, here he's 6'7", and the wild is wild.
Whoa.
I'm telling you.
He asked the question, oh yeah, one more thing, 6'7".
And I'm like-
You did! Thank you! I wanna see!
It was like, yeah, just one more thing. Six, seven!
And I'm like, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god, your touch was so nice!
So...
Oh...
I like that, that's so sweet.
No table.
You are becoming one of us the dust pile no shit, man. Oh my god. No shit
No shit five years of pro more than five years of past
But I'm still six thousand six hundred and sixty nine years old, so that's fine
It's fine
That's fine, you know what I mean
We're all gonna die.
What if I was, oh my god, at level up expo, my screen was, oh my god, let me see if I
can find the picture.
My screen was so big.
I'm sure some of you guys saw it on Twitter, but holy shit.
The screen was so fucking big.
So there I am, very big, very fucking big, on this fucking big ass screen.
And people can walk up to me and like, I guess like I was on a speaker and people can hear
me and I'm like, my ass is on the fucking vagus spear, I'm sitting on the spear right
right now and like
are you doing a weather report yes current forecast my ass is eclipsing the sun and the moon
but i was just yelling random shit and people would like look while they were like walking by like
That's my favorite part about doing stuff like this is when they put you on the speaker
and then like I just start saying random shit.
My camera was off to the right so my camera was like right here.
My camera was right off to the right hand side and then people will walk up to the
microphone and talk.
I loved it.
Sometimes I would just say random things.
I think I said like titty, like multiple times.
I was like, titties!
People would be like, psss, what the fuck?
I like, I like, some of the things I like to do
is when people walk by like, pss, hey.
Psss.
Psss.
Hey, pss, hey, hey you.
My friend learned about VTubers to Abbe's
In 6th street 7, the plus one meet and greet was awesome though.
Yeah!
That's true.
Oh my god.
The meet and greet at Anime St. Louis, it was like plus one.
So like people would bring their friends and it was always these really nice groups
and people were so sweet and people were so nice and it was really nice to get to
talk to everybody.
It was really nice.
I heard some people.
Oh my god.
those are nice I heard some people oh my god there was like these people like
they were walking by like is that Iron Mouse and I'm like yeah fuck yeah I'm
Iron Mouse damn fucking right
okay I am
hi Mousie loved your covers of all the 14 films I just got back into it
today after that amazing keynote. Can't wait to watch you and Pete play 14th and come to
Guys, do you want to see my Stardew Valley house?
Can I see my Stardew Valley house?
This is what it means to watch my streams. I subject you to things you don't want.
Like my Stardew Valley house.
Which, by the way, it's already different because I bought more paintings and stuff in my house.
And I have tons of paintings.
I have tons of paintings.
those cursed statues oh my god it is like my statues you like my statues I
love my statues you're so cool one of them's name like the robot is
named is like home on a farm room and then that one named like sweet honey
Honey love or something and then the the green one is like some
What did you make I haven't married anybody yet what why is the robots nose limp?
I don't know why don't you come over here and
Boy and give it a give it a knob turn them. I don't know turn turn these knob
Turn his knob make his nose go up
I'm a knob go ahead guys I know you're probably like where'd you get those
weird statues from did you know that if you go into the museum after you
collected a book there is a book that you can find that has three separate
locations written down where you can find these statues if you bring an
item to the location
And then you'll get the statue as a gift.
Look outside had an update?
Oh shit.
Did you know?
I-I do still want to play Look Outside, but did you know that the Mortuary Assistant
got an update and there's like eight different endings now?
I only figured this out because I watched a fucking movie and then I watched myself
play it and then I-
from charismatic voice yet she's a popular
professional opera singer she's really
sweet and cool and I think you'll like
it not yet not yet but but I plan on
watching reactions very soon bro the
movies out it is it's out on sugar and
but I'm just gonna tell you don't watch
it it's bad it's terrible spoiler alert
It's terrible.
It's terrible.
Don't watch it.
How many endings?
When I played, I think there was only four endings.
And now, there's like eight endings.
Can you believe that shit?
Oh, Torb, they don't want it on my live.
Be safe, please.
Be safe, be safe.
Fornadoes are no joke.
Anyway.
I really hope you're okay.
I'm worried now.
Please everybody be safe.
If there's a tornado warning, please be safe.
Please stop watching computer stuff. Get to safety. Get off the fucking computer. Get
off the fucking computer right now. Do you like my house? You better like my house.
decorated. Listen, Elliot wants to marry me, but I haven't asked for his hand in marriage
and he's kind of pissed. The other day he was like walking around the person goes,
I don't want to die alone and old and blah blah blah. And I'm like,
is the game trying to tell me to hurry up and fucking propose this piece of shit? What the
fuck? I just got 10 hearts with Sebastian.
I don't know guys. I don't know. I was thinking maybe like what if I'm just married to Elliot
for like a day and then we get the worst and then I can just marry Sebastian. I'll stay
with Elliot for like a year and then get him on and wait there's a mom that you can
married both of them oh my god multiple spouses mod oh my god and they all have
their own rooms oh my god and they all sleep in the same bed with you what
Let's you marry villagers when you're already married, let's you date villagers when you're
already married, let's you have a roommate and spouses at the same time, let's you date
non-datable adult villagers what?
Let's you have amicable or complex divorces with all your spouses, let's you buy mermaid
pendants from the old mariner when married and even when it's not raining, let's
you buy a void pendant even when married.
Randomly chooses spouses to be outdoor spouses,
bed spouses, and kitchen spouses,
each day kitchen spouse.
What?
Randomly lets spouses go to their outdoor patios
on non-patio days,
lets you kiss all of your spouses
as many times per day as you like,
because seriously, let your spouses kiss each other.
Let your non-official spouses optionally retain their ordinary dialogue as well as spouse
dialogue.
Let's you customize certain spouse dialogue strings for each spouse that aren't customizable
before.
Let's you have multiple children with roommates and multiple- oh my god!
Let's you add spouse rooms for every spouse in a row next to the original spouse room
with the court that courtable call tiles in between them let's you make your bed
bigger and have your spouse sleep spread throughout it at nighttime that you make
the bed covers transparent so you can actually see the cube pyjamas that she
and your spouse asleep on top of the covers to show off them pajamas what the
fuck
show off them fucking pajamas causes your existing spouses to stand with you during marriages
and optionally wear their wedding clothes lets you ask any spouse to dance at the flower
dance prevents the fortune teller from talking smack about your romantic inclinations making
them say nice things about your top four romances instead what the fuck you
changed the dialogue for the fortune teller oh my god Jesus let's spouse
base events trigger for all spouses base your official spouse happy instead of
jealous when you're give gifts to the romantic interest if they find out
Ultra's jealousy-based group events to have a happy outcome.
Wait, they're cooking with this mod, what the fuck?
Yeah, no, and preg, what the fuck?
What if we want the spouse to have the baby?
The mod is called Multiple Spouses.
Multiple Spouses mod for Stardew Valley.
And it has 30,579 endorsements and 488,000 unique downloads.
Total downloads, 822,000 downloads, 2 million views.
Wow, it seems to me that I'm not the only person who has been interested in this mod.
Holy shit. Everybody wants to marry Robin. That's true. Everybody does. Actually, it's
so funny. Robin was the first person I got like 10 hearts with. She's like, she's the
Is she the only sane person in the downtown?
Is she the only sane person in the downtown?
I'll always be Lee as husband.
I was kind of bummed she wasn't around so yeah why is she gotta be married why she
gotta be married bro why she gotta be married hmm guys Koji and Soken sent me a
video message do you guys want to see it
you want to see it I I'm like oh my god can I show this on stream or no
But I was told that I guess you guys can see it.
Oh, AI in mouse.
Thank you so much for being part of my panel yesterday.
Definitely, definitely let's do this again.
It's so much fun.
So again, how was it?
Was it great?
So...
Oh great!
Hope to see you again sometime!
See you next time!
Bye!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wow!
I'm fangirling! I'm fangirling!
girlie hold on hold on I'm fan girlie I can't believe it I mean we're going to
Berlin guys call me
Come on
Come on, you can leave me
My god, oh
I I'm just truly honored. I'm honored
I'm so honored to have been able to have the opportunity and to be able to perform for everybody and
Be able to perform
for
my goat
I can't believe they took time to record a message for me.
Oh my god, I, okay, so...
I felt, I, I'm so sad that I missed the Primals concert.
I really wanted to, I really wanted to see it.
I wish I could have, I wish I could have seen the concert.
Pete said it was amazing.
Pete said it was amazing.
I got to meet Weymatsu a few years ago
and I was starstruck.
My musician heart was starstruck.
Oh my god, that's incredible.
Is there a lot?
I know that they streamed it.
I wonder if I could ask if I could watch it.
I know they streamed it though.
I know they streamed it and you can buy tickets.
So I don't know.
I wonder if there's a way that I could buy,
if I could see the VOD,
if the VOD is still available to see.
Because I heard that the concert was incredible.
Is there a pay-per-view?
Oh my God.
And we ask if I can watch the primal concert.
I I will pay anything to watch. I don't know. I didn't know it was paper view. I thought you'd have to pay to watch the stream
Well, I feel like if I would have been there would have had like an out-of-body experience
He had an out-of-body Pete messaged me and he was like, oh my god, you will not believe like the the
He, he was like, he said that he, he's a changed man.
Nicole at right now, I bet in one of the next upcoming updates for Final Fantasy, they're
At least have a tiny like you sized reference
Oh my god, I think they're going to be a code to watch the beep review.
I can't wait to watch.
There's nothing in my stream now I got to go.
There's nothing though.
I got to watch a Primal's concert.
I'm just kidding, I'm not going, we're playing games with Mugi, but I will be watching as
soon as I end my stream.
I will be watching as they do something.
to be able to do it all and was knocked down by life. Seeing you rise up and do big things
has given me so much hope when I had very little. You get me through my treatments
and I look forward to what you'll do next because it gives me strength to look forward
to my own future. Muchos abrazos, I am mouse, Pepe and Nico.
Gracias, gracias, gracias, gracias. Oh my god the water's available for two weeks!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
I know there is a piano concert!
I know there's a piano concert!
Oh my god Selena I love you I love you we have to play games oh yes oh yes we have to play
games I love you so much I just want to tell you I want to tell you something
us buddy close bro we always rise to the top no matter what no matter what no
No matter what, no matter what we always rise to the top bro, no matter what, always.
I love you.
No matter what bro.
I'll always support you.
I love you, I love you so much, I love you so much.
I know we've always been so busy but we got to play games, we got to play games
soon.
You got this by going in.
Yes, body once broke.
Oh, thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
Oh, excuse me.
a squeeze a squeeze a squeeze I can't wait for the Matt Mercer D&D session
yes it's on Tuesday it's on Tuesday guys don't forget Tuesday we're playing D&D
with Matt Mercer with team with Booby with Kite you with candy we're gonna be
playing dagger heart it's gonna be a great time I'm excited I'm excited it is
on the patch day that is true yes Matt will be our dungeon master
Booby is alive after all. Oh, he's alive! You know, he's just lazy. He's alive, he's
just lazy, you know. You know how it is. He's a lazy little mother-fucker. He's a lazy
little mother-for-worker is booby streaming it uh i'm streaming it on my
channel i'm streaming it on my channel so come on down we're gonna be raising
money for make a wish but you know we're at the end of the day remember we're
just happy that you that you come we're happy for you to all be here and
attend and have fun and watch us play and have a great time
Is he racist? Is Booby racist? Oh yeah, he's very racist.
Gosh darn it, Booby.
Will you make him do his little trick?
Wait, what little trick? Wait, what little trick is that? What little trick? What do you mean?
Oh my God, I forgot. Is that a reference? Oh my God.
If we said that he was gonna do a little trick and we agreed upon something, I forgot.
Oh, yeah! His little trick through the hole!
I've been sick and finally admitted to the hospital up to six months. I have my Iron Mouse plushie in my gown for strength. Iron Mouse, P-A-T-S.
Well good, oh my god, I'm here for you. I hope you feel better and I hope everything's okay.
I think Mouse and Laura Bailey would get along like a house on fire and then actually set a house on fire.
we're gonna set a house on fire what yes she will protect she will always
will always protect, but she will always protect, but she will always protect, but she will
always protect.
Oh my god!
I
Oh my god
So can follow us me on Twitter
I'm freaking out internally.
And externally.
I'm freaking out internally.
And externally.
I'm freaking out everywhere.
RUN AROUND ME, AROUND ME!
MY BIG STRONG ARMS!
This is getting- oh my god, can you imagine singing with the primals?
I'm gonna throw up. It's not even happening. I'm throwing up from excitement.
Oh my god
sometimes I forget that I say weird stuff and I think I'm like I'll just like
randomly say oh my I'm gonna throw up and I had somebody like are you okay and
I'm like oh no no it's not it's not it's not a negative thing it's good
I'm just throwing up.
I like it all.
I'm screaming and I'm crying and I'm shaking and I'm throwing up.
I'm shaking up a coin, I'm throwing up and I'm screaming, I'm peeking.
See me cursing Spanish is normal?
Carajo que si
Carajo que si
Si, carajo
Si, carajo
Si, coño
What game are you playing today? Connor wants to play StarDoo Valley
on everyone's a play star guys I have a question what what do you recommend for
us so if you open a multiplayer world a co-op world okay what kind of farm do you
think we should do like what's the best farm for us
Four Corners? You think so?
Which one did Pete do? Pete did, um, I think he did Meadowlands. Or something. Or Forest Farm.
I don't know which one he picked for us. He picked Forest Farm.
do you think forest farm do you think oh no he picked a hilltop because there's
like there's a there's a fucking mineral deposit on there you did hilltop you
think metal lands is the best or corners helps organize do you guys agree
four corners uh star do valley arm types
four corners is the perfect space to do a bit of everything
I'll I'll show I'll show it to Connor and he can uh maybe he could decide
he can help decide well four corners is pretty nice
I really like the hilltop form too, the one that we did with people.
I think maybe like...
I feel like Metal Lens is cool too.
But maybe, maybe you're right, maybe, maybe four corners is good.
Oh yeah, Wilderness has combat, that's true.
I like forest farm for red wood.
God, I should have gotten, I should have went with forest farm, bro. On my private playthrough.
I should have went with forest farm. Why didn't I go with forest farm?
I'm so dumb.
It's so hard now! Oh my god, to do like the quest with the hardwood?
Look at the plan of fucking... big tree.
So a pirate walks into a bar. He's got his ship's wheel shoved into front of his pants.
He hobbles over to the bar and the bartender says,
Sir, you know there's a wheel in your pants, right?
The pirate replies,
Aye!
And it's driving me nuts.
What the fuck?
I guess four corners is pretty nice.
between four corners and...
I feel like Wilderness Farm would be fine.
Hill Pop Farm.
Mufforist Farm.
We'll see what Connor says.
see what Connor says, what Connor likes, we'll pick on whatever he likes. If he likes it,
then he likes it. You know? If he likes it, he likes it. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,
RINGOLTO!
Sorry, I can't English today bro.
I'm so sorry.
I can't fucking read.
Ringolto, thank you so much for the read.
I hope you had a great stream!
Thank you very much!
I'm so sorry I can't read today!
I- I- I think I've only slept like...
...five, six hours this whole weekend.
Thank you so much.
LISTEN!
Listen, okay?
English!
Reading words shut up
Shut up
Shut up bro shit up bro
I know it's already early but do you want to go to Halloween warm nights this year?
Um, I do. I would like to. I don't know if we'll be able to go this year. Um, I would like to go. It'll be really nice if we could.
It'll be really nice if we could.
But we have so many things to do this year.
We have a few IRLs planned this year, and we're going to Puerto Rico this year, so that's a lot.
and everybody y'all know that um well when we do these IRL things as a as a nice
gesture as a nice gesture as a nice gesture for being very kind and um you
You know, always going out of their way to get me wonderful nice things and be and treat
me and stuff like that.
I do a lot of funding.
So we'll see what I'm able to fund for as far as trips go this year because you know,
Now that I am independent, I am an indie gal, now that I am an indie gal, I also am financially
responsible for my employees.
So it's not just me, not only do I have bills to pay for myself and I have bills to pay
for my family.
I have employees that I need to pay and as well as you know fund projects and stuff.
Seems like you already worked bro.
Nope.
Pfft.
Time to get an accountant?
I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT!
I do have an accountant.
I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT!
Roxy works for free.
Roxy does not work for free, and I would never let her work for free.
I would never let her work with me. Are you looking insane?
But yeah, I have to see, I have to see cause, um, I gotta see, I gotta see where the budget
It goes. Where's the budget goes to, you know?
Fun my Ferrari.
Yeah, let me get Roxy like her fifth Ferrari.
Pfft.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I have to see, I have to see.
Cause also, guys, a reminder, we're gonna be at AX.
We're gonna be at AX.
We're going to be at AX this year as per my announcement.
We're going to be at A at Anime Expo and we got a booth.
We got a booth and my friends will be there too.
And my friends will be at the booth too.
What scale are the Ferraris? What the fuck?
Yes.
The booth was friend.
And where there's a booth and where there's friends there's meet and greets and where there's meet and greets there's merch and where there's merch there's
uh, activities and where there's activities there's things, there's things!
So...
Stay tuned, cause there's a lot of really cool things coming.
And soon, uh, you'll know what friends are gonna be at the booth.
I will work for Cinema Roll.
soon you'll see what friends will be at the booth so uh we should be announcing what other
friends are gonna be at the booth soon oh my eyes okay is it because I'm blinking a lot
I don't know it's just a thing I do I have dry eyes I think I just blink a lot also if
I'm blinking out of sync it's because uh I don't know it's not me it's the model
it's literally not me unless I do it like this that's all me
hmm
I have I have um I have dry I have extremely dry eyes I used to um I used to have to wear
like eye drops all the time and uh I should be using eye drops now but your return to
oblivion cover is stuck in my head love all three ff covers thank you so I have
like I have like this um I have like this weird take I have like this habit I
don't know if I if I can call it a tick or not let's take a it's when I get
very tired or very stressed out like I have to like I just don't blink a lot it's
not it's not just the blinking a lot I have to like force close my eyes does
that make sense like I kind of like it's almost I don't know how I can explain
it it's like I have a habit like I feel like I have to do this thing or it's
like I like it's like my eyes itch and I have to scratch them and I do it by
blinking really hard does that make sense and I get it when I'm very like
stressed out or like when I'm really tired and I always thought that it was
a normal thing but then I found out that it's not normal and I'm like what
what the fuck is wrong with me?
I don't know, I just thought it was allergies like this whole time, but now I, um...
my doctor thinks it's like more, it isn't allergy related.
Because I do, I don't know how to explain it, sometimes I do these things that like
I never really talk to people about because I just thought it was just normal stuff but
I guess it's not, it's like, I have to like contract some of my muscles sometimes, I just
have to do it.
I can't explain why.
I can't explain why. I have to like do a thing.
Does that make sense? Am I crazy?
This is a thing I have to do.
And sometimes I get like this feeling like my joints itch really bad and I have to like readjust like my shoulder.
I don't know is it OCD? I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, it's just something I've been doing my whole life that I just,
I never really like gave it much thought until like I had somebody point it out to me.
Well, I have to see you too, I felt like, I thought, oh my god, I don't know, I just
always was like, is it normal, is it not normal, I don't know.
I do hyperextend my joints like a lot.
I do get, I do do a lot of these things when I have like anxiety, like really bad, like
when I'm really stressed or really tired, when I'm really tired, when I'm really stressed
out. Yeah, I do have hypermobility. Sometimes like it was like one of my it was a huge problem
for me before. I feel like now that I'm learning how to move around a lot, like it throws me
off sometimes and it freaks me out because sometimes I'll hyper extend my arm or my
leg and I'm like, whoa, I'm not used to doing all this shit.
But I think the thing is that I think it's like I think all
this stuff is like related it could be related to my PTSD
maybe I think I think it might be related. I don't want to
like I'm in the process of finding some new mental
health care right now for myself to see if it's like really PTSD related I'm just
trying to resolve all my issues I feel like I'm in a point in my life where
like I want to change a lot of things and I just want to live my life now and
And I feel like
I feel like I need to start working on my insides, too
Again
I need to start working on my insides. John Psykaitry, are you there? I would like a console, please
Yeah, it's like I notice I do all these weird things when I'm very stressed when I have anxiety when I'm very tired
Like when I'm extremely tired when I'm super stressed out or when
Like I don't know I just do these weird weird things that I could never explain
And I have to do things like a certain way because if I don't do it a certain way and if I do it wrong
It feels wrong and then I feel like something bad
Is that...is...
Oh god! Do I really have OCD?
I think it's my PTSD! I don't know bro! Don't diagnose me stop!
I just feel like if I don't do things a certain way, it's something really terrible is gonna happen.
As for the dry eyes, it may also be due to the air conditioning.
If I recall you like to keep it cool.
And if I recall you like to keep it cool.
be due to the air conditioning if I recall you like to keep it cool and if I recall the AC pulls
the moisture from the air to make cold air a possible practical solution may be a humidifier
a humidifier i have an air purifier in my room but i need to
I have a humidifier on my oxygen, but I don't have a humidifier in my room.
You have UV lights.
I don't know how this light in my room that I can control, so the lights in my room
I can control all my lights, right?
Most of my lights are like, you know, game of lights, but I have a light in my room where
it's like, I can control it to do any type of sunlight and like, it can radiate warmth
and it can radiate like, it can change, it's like different types of sunlight and different
types of light.
I don't know what kind of light this is though, I just know that it's a special
light in my room and like it can mimic different types of sunlight and it could do
like the white light or it could do if you want it to look like oh it's like the
Sun is rising I want my room to look like the Sun is rising and then it's like
it's raining. What did Mousie see in the parallel dimension? She saw beans lots of
beans lots of beans lots of beans oh beans lots of beans lots of beans lots
lots of beans, yeah, yeah.
It's calming, it's calming a realistic both.
I bet, I rarely use it with like the sunlight setting.
There's also like this like setting that like makes it like you feel like the warmth of
like as if you're like sitting in the sun.
There's like a, there's like a button.
But it makes my room feel like weird.
I'm like this is too warm
I like this is too fucking warm, bro. I
Don't know about you guys, but I like having my acyon like under like in the 60s in my in my house
Like I have to have it on like it has to be in the 60s
That is how not the snake rule what I was late 68. Oh my god 68 is nice 68 67 even sometimes
you know no less than 65 no more than 69 and I know you were making a six seven joke but
I'm being honest, I do put it on 6'7
I do put it on 6'80!
Holy shit, she's cooking herself!
I can't do over 70 bro, I will fucking die
I will fucking die, it's hot in here
Do you know how much electric, my electric bill is?
It's a lot
You need 80, 85, 58! Oh my god, you're in a fucking fridge!
Nice!
80! Oh my god, that's so hot!
80, that's so hot!
I'm preparing for the ice wall.
Oh my god, I can't, I can't, bro.
73! Oh my god, hot!
Too hot, too hot, too hot.
What is your AC like?
I don't hear you go offline and talk about somebody cleaning your AC.
Does it get cleaned?
It does get cleaned.
I just don't talk about it.
It does get cleaned.
I just don't talk about it.
I'm not the one who cleans it.
We have somebody to clean it.
What if we want to know everything you want me to tell you?
You want me to tell you the fight that I have with my mom to try to convince her again so
that we can get like a housekeeper?
It's a daily battle bro.
Daily battle, she still doesn't let me get a housekeeper, still don't let me, still
don't let me.
I did yell at her the other day because she wanted to fix the housekeeper.
side and I'm like what no no you will not no oh my God he's so stubborn she's
She's so stubborn, dude.
What happens when she gets too old to clean?
That's what I'm saying!
You know what I'm saying?
This is what I'm trying to explain to her.
I'm like, now is the time for you to enjoy your life.
Let's get other people to do it,
and now you can just do other things.
And she's like, no!
And I'm like, oh my God.
No, what are you saying?
You want me to, you just want me
and I'm like, what the, what are you talking, what?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
She was like, I knew you never liked what I did.
You never liked my cleaning.
That's why you don't want me to do it anymore
because you hate it.
And I'm like,
that's not what I said though.
Like, just tell me you don't like it.
and I'm like, oh my god, help!
Help!
Oh god.
Oh my god, she's you, oh god!
Oh no.
And then I'm like, dad, help!
And he looks at me and he just throws a, mm-mm.
I don't know whatever she says whatever she says like oh my god
I have nobody on my sign.
No one's on my sign.
No one.
Nobody's ever on my sign.
Or am I my sister?
What if she doesn't listen to me, what makes you think she's not going to listen to either of us?
Never!
Never gonna listen!
I believe in you mouse Roxy I'm waiting for my check
What do you want us to kidnap your parents and take them on vacation
Oh my god. I've been trying to force them on vacation. I want to take them off.
So I want to send them on vacation. I want to send them on vacation, but I'm afraid that if I do that
they're not gonna go. Even if I make them.
please go on vacation they might be it's true they might be miserable
Make them go to Puerto Rico with-
Uh, what?
You want my parents on a live stream?
Are you crazy?
Coming up boys, I'm done here.
Neon, thank you for the birthday gift itself! Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you!
You want my parents on a live stream? Are you insane?
Give us parents!
You can't have my parents! Don't you dare! Stay away from my parents!
Thank you for the birthday gift itself, Neon! Holy shit!
Give them to us now. What the fuck? No, you can't have them! They're my parents! Leave me alone! Leave my parents alone!
Stop! My dad- oh my god. I've said this before. If my dad would have grown up in this like YouTube era,
my dad would have been a prank YouTuber. I know he would have. I know he would have been one of those prank YouTubers, bro.
At the at the peak of pranking bro, he would have been a prank youtuber.
And then he would have been a prank youtuber and then transitioning to music like no joke.
I'm not kidding.
I know.
Never too late for a dessert.
What kind of youtuber would my mom be? Let me think.
I don't know what kind of youtuber my mom would be.
A cooking youtuber? I don't think so.
I just keep thinking that my mom would be on book talk.
And like, talking about like books and poetry and shit.
Oh, she lo- Oh!
I forgot.
My mom fucking loves politics.
Oh my god, dude.
My mom would be a political YouTuber so bad.
My mom fucking loves politics.
If there's anything in this world that she loves more,
it's fucking politics.
I can't.
She loves it.
She loves it so much.
She loves it.
and she loves poetry she loves poetry and she loves politics and she loves she
likes all that stuff she will be a political take on
she likes learning about things like she really likes learning she likes music
to but like she likes to learn about things.
But think about I want you to think about it from my mom's perspective.
So I'm just going to be I'm going to be honest with you.
My mom's parents did not want her to go to school.
My mom came from a family that they did not want her to get an education.
they did not want her to go to school. They believed that a woman had to be born to get married and uh
yeah so but it was it was rough bro it was very old school
my mom got an education with the help of my dad they kind of like were sweethearts
and like help each other through stuff.
Yeah, so I, you know, it's a long story.
I don't think I'll ever like go into detail about stuff,
but like, because I know my mom would probably kill me,
but it's,
But, you know, that's why, like, that's why because of that history that my mom had, that's
why my mom was always very tough on us as kids to...
My mom told me that my one job in life was to get an education, and that was my job.
She was like, your job is to go to school.
That is your job.
Because, like, when I was growing up, I was like, I want to get a job, and I
No, your job is to go to school.
That is your job.
When you have a degree,
then you can work.
But your job is to go to school.
She did the exact opposite of what was told to her.
Like your job is getting good grades and going to school.
And then I had to drop out.
Which
was very sad and I know that's why like now like that's why that's why I just
want to take care of my parents now and I want to be there for them and I want to
do what I can because I feel like I failed them with everything in my life
because I couldn't do what my mom wanted me to do and but I'm somehow I
crawled out of a hole and I was able to make it out of whatever the fuck
was going on and now I'm an adult and I'm doing adult things and I can take care of my family now so
hooray!
at least
but yeah my mom came from a very anti-education environment
And that's why she was very like adamant about education and very adamant about women have
to do this.
We have to work twice as hard and we have to do this and and every time like if I ever
cried in front of her I said you cannot cry you're a woman you need to be strong you
can't cry.
My mom was very tough on me.
She was very tough. She was very tough on me.
Why not take it on like that? Who me?
I'm not going back to school. Are you crazy?
that's too late for me that's too late oh no I do not have time and I am not
going to school you know it's the one thing that I that I that I that I know
I don't ever want to go back to school
I miss going to school like I don't I don't fucking risk going to school
I'm fucking miss going to school I miss the feeling of nostalgia of like seeing
my friends and like I don't know I miss the nostalgic feeling of things but I
don't fucking miss going to school fuck that shit
you miss libraries bro school awful I feel like I learned now as an adult on
and my own pace is weak, but I learn about other things, you know what I mean?
You know?
YAAAAAAAAYYYY!
Yeah, thank you so much for the read-doll!
My pink hat!
Final Fancy Rate!
Thank you for the Final Fancy Read-Doll!
I hope you had a great year where you're playing Tomodachi Night.
Bro, I'm addicted to that game.
I wanna play more.
But kinda wants to play games today, so...
Hello everybody, pink katita red, thank you for the pink katita red.
I was telling people how I never want to go back to school.
I dropped out of school and I never want to go back.
She's hooked on to bro, I'm hooked on to Modachi too.
I made Nyan and Ethel, I made Michi, I made Haruka.
She made girl and boy head from beavers
I saw yesterday she made Harry Dresden
She made the Dresden guy, the Gemilar guy
Oh my god
She made soy jack? Oh god. Oh my god. She made George Bush Mr. Beast. Oh my god. George
Bush! Mr. Beast! Oh my god. I'm here thinking I'm going to make all my friends on Tomodachi
Oh, I saw the buff made buff made you guys
Buff made you guys
She made you guys in Tomodachi life and
She sent me a video of you saying oh, I wish I had a vagina. Don't mind me. Just thinking out loud, and I'm like
Damn chat you wish you had a what?
What did you wish? What are you wishing?
I would say that. You would now.
I was drunk at the...
We thought this would say it's okay. It is a safe space. If you want a vagina, it's fine.
Man also made a drunk milk and sea dog, and he just started chasing them
They won't fucking taste the milk the whole time
My god, how do they know how it's like how do the me's know bro? How do they know?
How do they know? I feel like they just know. I don't get it. I don't understand.
They know too much bro. It is lore accurate at times and it's really freaky.
Nintendo spying on me oh god. Well me and Connor on my island we are dating. We're
not married yet we are dating though that was something yeah but you guys saw
that he fucking the way he asked he was like I will let you go out with me and
I'm like what the fuck how did the game know that he would say that how did the
game know that that's what he would say because that's totally what he would
fucking say as a man like as a man I will let you go with me as a man
as a man
I want to see you play more, I want to play more TAIL!
Umojachi Life is just the best.
It's kinda giving K-Drama, it is.
It is giving K-Drama.
Bro, that fucking more emo with fucking...
This is so funny.
Okay that's so funny. Holy shit.
That's so funny.
Where's your guys?
more crabs what oh my god
Darrington press Darrington press tweeted about dagger heart that's so crazy
to me bro that is crazy that is insane that is insane oh my god I just saw it
right now oh my god yes it's this Tuesday this Tuesday if you'd like to
Come and take a look.
Yes, yes.
Wait, are you a critter?
Am I a critter?
I feel like I'm like a casual fan. I'm like a super casual.
I feel like I'm very casual.
People will be like, casual, you're so disgusting.
I haven't sold one.
Thanks Papa Dan, you make me feel good.
Who took my n-
I have a nose, guys.
Like, it's literally right there.
You see?
It's on my nose, it's my nose is on my nose.
My nose is on my nose.
What the heck?
Oh my god that's right! Did you guys see the unprecedented event, the announcement of
announcements that we never expected in our lives from the account of alien
isolation I did not if there was anything that I did not expect bro these
people dropping a freaking announcement
there is a there I guess they're dropping a sequel at first I was like
Is this a sequel?
I'm just like, whoa.
It's going to be Unreal Engine 5.
Unreal Engine 5! What?!
Did you ever play Routine? I did and I beat it.
I did play Routine.
Give me Prudalian?
No!
No!
No!
You like the Prudalian?
Stop.
Stop it.
No, you didn't.
You like the predalian?
I'm not gonna judge you.
I'm just like...
I just feel like there's so many other things.
Like, I hear where you're coming from though.
I would love a good predator game.
I would love a good Predator game.
I would love a good Predator game.
If we can get a Predator game,
through tying it with Alien,
then I'll take it.
But I need a good Predator game,
like a really good one.
AVP, the Alien vs. Predator remake game will be good.
Should I play it?
You know what game I really wanted to play?
I want to play the thing.
So I recently watched the thing
and maybe want to play the game.
And I want to play the thing remastered.
I think I want to play it sometime soon.
Game Before Se- Oh yeah, I'm gonna play the thing right now before Connor comes, and I'll
beat it in five minutes.
I
Defeated in five minutes and I talk about a conspiracy I
had about I thought I had about three people
Over the past weekend and you can't even say that it's just it was just okay
It was probably like the same people in a group and whatever. No. I had three people
In both locations requests that I finished lifeline, which I'm like what is happening
Unfortunately one request I'm gonna have to grant because it was it was a very sweet it
was a very sweet girl that was there and she was like I really I really want you to finish
I think she was there with her with her dad
And I'm like I can't I can't say no I'm gonna have to do it
If I do it, I'll probably do it around I think I'll do it in some like around some of the time I think I
I need to I need to prepare myself actually actually that'll be a really bad idea during a during several thought
I will lose my voice I
Will fucking lose my way alien versus predator best alien movie
Hey shut up. I like alien versus predator stop. I like that. I like AVP. Okay. I liked it
I like the night and I wanted I wanted I think I think legs made a great team with scar
I'm just saying I'm just saying and I understand you guys might be like um
What what do you mean? Isn't there a second one? We don't talk about the second one
No, there is no second one.
Wait, I like- okay, am I the only one that liked Ellie and Romulus?
I liked Romulus.
I liked it.
Am I the only one?
Is it just me?
I think the guy who played the robot, I think he's such a good actor.
He was also in the long walk.
He is such a good actor, bro.
I feel like he stole the show.
David Johnson?
He is so talented.
He is so tough.
He's 32?
Ain't no fucking way he looks so young.
What the fuck?
The best thing about AVP is that it reminds us all of our goat Machiko Noguchi.
Oh, but I bought you cool. Let's fucking go. She's the goal
She's the goal. I'm just saying he looks way younger than 32. He looks like he's a teenager
He looks like a teen
I'm not saying 32 is old. I'm saying it looks like a teen bro. I thought it was way younger
Chat got offended chat no chat no stop
People have amazing jeans and a wear jeans.
I only wear skirts.
30 twist kind of teenager though?
What?
Okay.
All right, buddy.
Listen.
That is not...
it's gonna be okay man but the copium right there it's like that guy have you
guys seen that tick-tock on that guy that he's like I'm a 37 year old man but
I look like I'm 17 and he's just and it's like it's like a tick-tock of him
skipping around and say this dude does not look like he's 17 look at the lines
of this guy why because you cut your hair like in a weird in like a kid style
in a kid's cut and you're skipping around that guy is so delusional bro
let me say that a fine it oh my god that guy is just like chat there's just
sometimes you just like what's wrong with people you know what I mean
and it's funny cuz like at first he said oh I look I remember I remember like a
year or two ago he was saying I look 18 and now this year he starts saying I
I look 17 and it's just like bro stop rage beating everybody.
Yeah it's the-
This 37 year old male-
This 37 year old male-
Here, look. Lessons in meme culture. Thanks for explaining.
This 37 year old male model looks 17. At least that's what it'd like you to think, as it's
overwhelmingly obvious that he has the movement and wrinkles of an old man. These books come
from Brazilian Luan Oli, as he consistently posts clips of himself doing things that he
imagines a 17 year old would do, which end up having the best taken out of them via memes
referencing his uploads. He's been making the same claims for years now, starting at
least back in 2023 with 35 year old looking 16 years old, which I'm all about to 37
Why? Because you're- because you're wearing a fucking kid's t-shirt and you cut your hair like a kid and you're skipping around?
...in 2026. That being said, it seems like one is simply an incredible rage-bater, and knows that by saying something completely and blatantly untrue, he will get many in the comments tearing him apart, which only serves to push his videos in the algorithm.
What?!
The thing is, there are definitely people who are able to pull this type of influencer marketing off.
Singapore Man, Chwando Time, just turned 60, but looks about 40 years old.
What?!
Though it's unclear how dependent he is-
He's 60 years old?!
Get the fuck out of here, this man is not 60 years old!
On filters, lighting, and makeup.
Ultimately, these memes eliminate the phenomenon of humans being obsessed with youth and youth culture.
Society seems to glorify the idea of being young and as a result many feel quite depressed when they realize they're aging and
Attempt to reclaim some of their youth in what is normally called a mid-life crisis
A mid-life crisis is simply an increased awareness of one's own mortality and if you've not had that before what?
What is that? Oh my god. Wait. What is that car extremely daunting? Which is yeah, wait a minute. She's 40 years old
She looks young as shit. What is normally called a mid-life crisis?
Beautiful.
The midlife crisis is simply an increased awareness
of one's own mortality, and if you've not had that before,
it can be extremely daunting,
which is why it often ends in impulsive decisions
such as buying a shiny new car.
Are you crazy?
Why would you?
I'm sorry, guys.
Why would you buy this?
Like, you can't even get it out of the fucking car, bro.
It can be extremely daunting,
which is why it often ends in impulsive decisions
such as buying a shiny new car.
Or you'll get people who are clearly older
claiming that they're younger than they really are, and we've seen this occur in clips where
certain millennials have decided that they don't look like they're aging. Some argue it's not
just our physical appearance that we're altering to look younger like Kris Jenner getting a facelift,
it's also our online appearances via editing, as many are obsessed with the legacy of their
digital footprint. In short, Luan Oli claiming that he's a 37-year-old male moth-
What?!
...of their digital footprint. In short, Luan Oli claiming that he's a 37-year-old
He's the only one.
He knows not what's 16 or 17!
I'm old.
I'm thousands of years old.
Like and subscribe!
Oh my god!
Oh, I had my crisis a long time ago.
it's been forever. It's fine. I'm old and I'm okay with being old. It's okay. It's okay.
I'm old bro. This morning
I'm old and it's fine. But also like
But also like, I'm an alien girl online, you know?
I'm a rock.
Mouse's midlife crisis got her banished from heaven.
True. That's when I had my midlife crisis.
I was kicked out.
I still don't see a nose.
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Mouse, you're talking about aliens and Predator. It makes me wish they'd make a Metroid movie and make sure it's rated R.
Oh my god, do you think a Metroid movie would... I think they'd just fuck it up.
I think they just fucked it up. You know what?
Cause I was like, man, all these franchises coming out with movies.
I know that the chill-art movie is gonna come out, the convenience store movie is gonna come out.
I haven't seen Exodate yet, I wanna watch it.
I can't wait till we get the crime scene cleaner movie.
The back room's movie I'm hoping it's gonna be good because
Kane is attached to it so you know it's gonna be good.
Gold simulator movie I don't know but I feel like a crime scene
crime scene cleaner movie would be good because it could be like, I feel like they could really do a lot with the crime scene cleaner movie.
Poop killer?
Imagine crime scene cleaner movie, in the game he's cleaning because he's trying to pay for his daughter's chemotherapy treatments and stuff like that.
You could totally make a movie out of that.
And he's doing all these crazy jobs and it's just taking over his life and he's torn because
he wants to save his daughter and he wants to be there for her, but yet he keeps getting
entangled in these horrific crime scene clean up jobs.
You're waiting on the skibbity movie?
Oh my god.
Not the skibbity movie.
a skibbity I have to say it's crazy how fast skibbity got old I mean it's not
crazy I knew it was gonna be like but it like it like got old real fast it got
taken over by like toon toon toon so horn shit
And then, and now, Fruit Love Island and all this other shit, who knows what's next.
Lifespan of a beam is like 3 months max, I think so, I think it's been getting smaller
and smaller each time.
It's been getting smaller and smaller each time.
I remember back then when memes used to last like a long time, memes were like, were like something for months, a long time.
Oh my god, I was, you know what I found? I was on this fucking, what?
I forgot what like, Twitter page it was, but it was like a, it was a Twitter page that has like old like, lost memes and stuff
and they showed this old ass fucking video.
Do you guys remember that fucking McDonald's like cycle like meme from like 2007 with Ronald
McDonald falling on the bench and it was like going da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da and it's like going
it was it was on NicoNicodoga it was like everywhere on NicoNicodoga and and it was like
psychotic Ronald McDonald's falling off a bench and doing like all and doing like
the exercise in the movie in the mirror and shit.
Oh my God, I saw that shit on Twitter.
I was just like, oh my God,
blast from the fucking pass, bro.
Yes, sir.
Saw that Niko Niko doll, bro.
Play that shit, fuck, what was it called?
Oh my god, I found it!
Oh my god! I can't believe I found this!
Oh my god.
You've never seen this?
Oh my god.
You've never seen this? Oh my god!
This is like 2007, 2008.
It's- oh my god! It's five minutes long stop!
How was this five minutes long?
There was another one that I used to like, it was like, it was from, do you guys remember
this one?
Okay, maybe I'll remember the name of it.
It was a video of Chi-chan from the Devil is a Part-timer and she was like, do you
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
And she's like,
uh, Mao Mao Mao!
Oh my God, wait.
Oh my God, I know I'm gonna find it.
I hope I can find it, book.
I don't think I'm gonna find it.
I forgot the name of it.
It's like Chi-chan, Nico, Nico, Doga, I'm never gonna find it.
I'm never gonna fucking find it.
I'm never gonna find it, bro.
I'm not I'm never wait there's a there's a Nico Nico doga playlist
Of course the first one is really nice circulation.
This is like...
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ, my bones.
My bones. Help!
Help!
Oh, it's not loading now. Hello? Hello? Knock, knock!
Guys, it's not playing, hold up. It's stuck. It's stuck. It's stuck. It's stuck!
Oh
Okay
Oh my god
Where's all the broken?!
Oh my god!
You must be the one that gets the thumbs up! Thank you!
I did it!
The other members of the gang love each other
or have the same complexion
The brawns of darkness
to the most loyal
guys
I'll never forgive you
That's our pride
I'm the color of your heart
I'm the girl who will be dancing
I'll be your king
I'll even be your King
Revive
They don't make shit like this no more, bro
D.I.S.H.O.L U.C.I.Y.S.H.O.S.T.C.O.S.S.T. Thank you!
Bro, they don't make shit like this no more
They don't make shit like this no more!
Day by day
I want to hit you
So
Don't, don't, don't
I'll break you
Oh my god
Oh god, fuck
I love you, I love you
I can't forget you
If you can't forget me
I'm your love
I love you, I love you
I'm your love
If you can't get me to stop
I'll hide you
If you can't get me to stop
No, oh my god
I wanted to do I wanted to do a cover of this so bad when I was in visual joe with like all the visual joe members and
They didn't let me
Whatever it's fine. Maybe we'll do it one day with friends
Where's this idle master? Oh
Dear God
Oh my god, why is this in it? This is a Niko Niko Doga and Japanese meme song!
Playlist!
Where...
Where are the memes?
Where are they?
Where are they?
Where are they, bro?
Oh my god.
Have you seen the attack on Moonbae's version of AOT? It's hilarious.
Oh no, I'm a bones.
What is this?
Hahahaha!
Is this like ugly bastard stuff?
That is so funny. What the fuck?
Moushide also did the Final Fantasy song. It's super good.
Oh my god, my bones are breaking down into dust.
Oh my god, Nishijou!
Oh my god!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Just feel like I just felt like we were like so similar
The manager I was a girl with us with the pony tail those names
This show is so good, bro, we're an amazing show
I think oh my god, I kind of wonder we want you to so good
They don't make shit like this no more, bruh.
They don't make shit like this no more, bruh.
You mean the tiny girl, and like there was a short joke like every episode I vibe with the blonde hair chef?
Uh, yeah!
So, you got a problem with me?
Oh my god, fucking...
You're so funny, my darling.
If this is a new music song that's from way back, it ain't complete unless it has Southern Cross or Northern Lights on it.
Oh my god.
Brought some peace for our watchers.
Bro Madoka, holy shit.
That was the first dark anime I have ever seen.
Oh my lord.
Wildest random pick of my life.
Going and thinking, oh it seems cute.
Oh dear god, I was wrong.
Oh dear god, they're all gonna die.
Oh, it seems cute. Oh dear god, I was wrong.
Oh dear god, they're all gonna die!
Oh shit!
God, what?
Oh, this music hits so much. Oh my god, this was such a banger.
Such bangers, bro.
Such bangers.
They don't make them like this so much.
Oh my god.
I
Think about this all day. I remember
Every every girl would always have like these like this is like their fucking profile fucking picture, bro
And we're by all the girls always had like there was also this one picture. I don't know if you guys remember this
There was always this one picture of like this blonde girl in a blue dress. It was very
Alice in Wonderland essence. She had an apple in her hand and like everybody used that picture all the time
It was either that it was like or a big-eyed anime girl
Like, it was always the same fucking anime picture, bro.
This is an RP account.
This is an RP account?
I
Oh
Oh
My god
I've never understood this anime!
Did anybody understand it?
Oh my gosh.
I'm guilty.
I'm guilty.
I've never seen this anime.
I've never watched it.
I've never watched it.
I've never watched it.
To this day, I still haven't watched it.
And I've had so many people tell me,
you have to watch it.
And I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
Is there light? Hold on.
Let me see. Hold on. I'm gonna check something really quick.
Um, I'm checking something really quick. Be right back.
Nico... NicoDoga.
Bro, I- I'm still thinking about that fucking NicoNicoDoga video. We're never gonna find it.
We're never gonna fucking find it bro. I'm never gonna find it. I'm gonna die looking for it
There's like 40 terabytes of total music at one point I think they stopped cataloging. Oh my god. That's a lot of fucking music
That's so much music
Guys I forgot to tell you we did a mesmerizer dance cover
me and booby did you see it what do you think I like forcing him to dance
Booby dances better than Connor, HE DOES, HE DOES, IT'S TRUE!
Aw man, I'm kinda sad, I'm kinda sad bro.
will we do the worm? I don't think you can. I'm sad! I'm sad because I want to find that
thing but I'm never gonna find it because it's not on there. I thought my video was
wait me you thought your video was
fair up live because I'm crazy
oh my god what the fuck
What the hell?
My computer's haunted!
Why is Rick roleplay- oh.
I hear KK Slider and it doesn't register that it's like Rick Rolesong.
I didn't register that it was Rick Rolesong, I just heard KK and I was like, oh KK.
So Connor messaged me, he was like, do you mind if I get coffee?
I'm gonna be late.
I said never mind.
Make sure his monkey son is safe.
Oh yeah, his monkey.
Did you see the way it looks?
It looks so rough.
It looks rough.
just whoa what the fuck it looks rough it looks like he doesn't take care of it
Oh my god, so I had to so that's in a rule that's super flat
I have to stop sleeping with him
He is actually on my couch now because he is like beyond flat like I like there is nothing that I can do to
Unflatten him
He's flat
He's super flat. I don't know how I'm gonna fix it.
He is like a tortilla. Is it a tortilla? Tortilla flat.
I guess I guess like I guess I would like like I guess I would like flatten him while
sleeping on him like I would like sleep on him shit get the replace the stuff where am
I'm gonna go to some place and replace the stuffing of my cinema role
Is there a place that does it?
Crap story do it?
Can you restuff a stuffed animal?
Restuff animal restoration.
Stuff?
animal restoration fluff restoration services
stuff animal repair
I did not know that this was a fucking thing
wow
I had no idea
Just shake him real hard?
Well, I didn't know that there's a place that does that.
I didn't know that.
I know that.
I think if you take your stuff to Build-A-Bear, like, they'll fix it.
But I didn't know that, like, if it's not a Build-A-Bear, like, you can find a place that will do it.
You can put shredded memory foam in it, too.
I don't want to surgery on Cedrmuro. I don't want to surgery on him.
Poor thing.
I want to surgery on him.
He's just a little guy.
Cedrmuro doesn't need surgery. He's just a little guy.
He's just a little guy living alone.
He's a little guy.
You gotta save him?
Noooo, don't leave him alone.
Let him, let him like that.
Oh my god, I have a fucking bag of cinnamon rolls in my room, in the middle of the room.
It's a big, big bag, it's a big, career bag.
It is taller than me, and it's full of cinnamon rolls.
And it's all the cinnamon rolls I need to sort, I need to sort them out.
I need to sort them out, they're just in the middle of my floor, in the middle of my room,
and the bag is taller than me.
There are so many cinnamon rolls in there, of many different varieties, they're all
They're different, none of them are the same.
See, that's the real advantage of Pom Pom Purin.
You know where to put the nozzle to fill him back up with extra stuffing.
Just stuff his ass bro.
Stuff his fucking butt hole.
Stuff his butt.
Stuff his butt bro.
Do you get him a bbl surgery?
Bbl, bbl, bbl, boobie, boobie, bbl, boobie, boobie, boobie, boobie, boobie, boobie,
Oh hell again is up on on on on the YouTube channel to you
Hell again got uploaded to YouTube if you want to check out hell again from club iron mouse
It's up on YouTube. We got oh my god. We dropped so many videos
We dropped the three final fantasy covers and we dropped the mesmerizer dead's cover and we dropped hell again
That's crazy and we dropped that accidentally fell in love with coffee
I accidentally fell in love with Connor!
Um, excuse me, he fell in love with me first, okay?
Not the other way around.
Not the other way around, okay?
Not the other way around.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.
In 1000 years, archaeologists are going to find a giant stash of cinnamon rolls
and think there was some strange Puerto Rican cinema ol' death cult on the island.
They were like, oh my god, what is this?
Who worships this creature? Me.
I do. I worship the creature.
I worship the creature. Me!
Did I take my medicine?
Oh my god, I don't even know.
Guys, I don't even know myself anymore.
I don't even know myself anymore.
I gotta start putting alarms, bro. I need to put alarms. This is like... this is bad.
This is bad.
Hot take! Cinema roll is overrated! Hot take! Yui Kaka!
Hot take! Cinema roll is overrated on one.
Here's my take, Yui Kaka.
Yui Kaka.
I'll take IKAKA
Why is candy hot?
Once sinister hits it, all the FF14 songs will have hit 100k plus views in a bit over 24 hours.
Arly, why are you hot?
Um, why are my besties hot? Why are my friends so hot?
Why are my friends so hot?
I'm not hot, I'm ugly! Shut up! Why are my friends so hot?
I will fight- FIGHT ME!
FIGHT ME!
FIGHT ME!
FIGHT ME!
In your bikini.
Okay, let's fight. We'll get enough of kiis.
Oh, by the way, hey, what are you?
I don't own a bikini I want to buy a bikini actually I do own a bikini I own my fucking
boy flavor bathing suit but I've never worn it before I've never worn it before in my
life. I'm too scared.
I'm too scared. Why not?
Bikini Vampires!
I don't know.
Subgult for Sub-Athon, Stream while wearing, you guys aren't even going to see it. What the fuck is that?
Nia, thank you so much for the 5k bits, what the fuck, thank you!
Honor is live, you know what that means. It's time.
It's time for Star-Doo Valley.
Bro, I can't.
I just...
I'm telling you, I only recently started being able to look at myself in the mirror.
It is a process. It is a process.
It is a process.
It is a fucking process.
It's a process
Time for peanut to watch con oh my god peanut it's time
Peanut it's time she's so obsessed it's so cute
We gotta get peanut a cameo from Connor for peanut's birthday
You see Connor? She told her, oh my god that's so cute!
Peanut's like my boyfriend?
What? My Oshi?
That's so cute. She said she's Paris' one, that's so cute!
Paras Social Dog
Pino reminds you of the snake that hates marco players and wait what okay, what?
There's a snake that hates marco player what the fuck that's like the opposite of
Wait who's the snake that hates Markiplier?
Oh my god do you guys ever watch Bright Sun Films?
The YouTube channel?
They do a lot of like videos about like abandoned places and stuff.
released like a month ago a mall abandoned mall and an abandoned indoor
water park bro I love watching those videos I'm such a fucking loser
tofu the snake tofu the snake
Oh my god, Tofu doesn't like Markiplier.
There's a playlist that's called Tofu the Snake Who Hates Markiplier.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Neon thank you so much for the 100 gift subs holy shit what the fuck?
Holy!
Thank you!
Thank you so much what the fuck?
Oh my goodness!
Oh, Connor's calling me.
Hello?
Why's Jeff saying as a man?
As a man?
I just think it's to be fair.
What do you mean?
They're calling me out saying that my me apparently talks a lot like me.
It's true.
It does say as a man before every sentence
Did you make it say that I mean it's what you say right?
Did you make it say that?
Baby
Yeah, of course it's gonna say that you you you fed it
You told him to say that of course it's gonna sound like me. So I say that
To add a quirk or an expression a cool
It's all four-legged as a man.
I get misogyny, that's my quirk.
I mean, I mean, you're saying it right now
and you're saying it pretty much.
As a man, I get the right to say it.
That's fair enough.
Exactly, so why wouldn't you want your me
to be just like you?
Fair enough, fair enough.
You say it before every sentence, you're like,
as a man, this is my opinion on the matter.
Oh, fair, that's valid, though, that's valid.
That's, I'm just thinking-
You can ask me, they're saying,
are we playing Stubby Valley,
sorry to change the subject.
They asked, are we playing it with mods or without mods?
Without mods?
Is that like a reason why people ask that?
Is that like a normal thing to do?
I think, well, I feel like a lot of people get into modded,
but like people don't want you to play modded because you're
Yeah, I want to play the base one.
Yes.
Oh, the Steam is having a medieval sale right now.
What?
Steam is having a medieval sale.
And what do you want?
What what do you want to play?
That's medieval.
So many games, Age of Empires 2.
What?
That's a real game.
A boy game.
That's not a boy game.
It is a boy game.
That's a universal game.
Oh, we can play Dark Souls 2.
Is it out now?
Well, I don't think I don't think the cop is out yet. Oh
Damn I was thinking about the last night actually I was like wonder what that's that one's coming out
I bet if we ask we can get like we can get it
Okay, we should ask we should ask
The cop is out. No, it's not a lot of me. Is it out?
A lot of me the mod is cool
Oh, it's what's that the mod is almost done
okay what is that Maroney is that game you played with rain oh dude no that game
was so bad what it's good it's good it's good with with with friends it's just
really hard yeah it's really hard yeah rain was like no it's so good corner I
I don't know why I'm doing this voice and I was like dude afterwards. I was like that was the most ass game
You never forced me to play in convenience comes out of four more days
What's that in comedy it's like a convenience store sin
Very enough
There are problems with my choices
No, no, you just have a particular love of certain games. What do you mean particular love of certain games?
You'll love something games
Recessible to me
You like simulator games your simulator Andy I like it because it gives me a chance to live many lives that I've never lived before
That's fair enough it makes you try jobs
You want to you want to try being a retail worker why not?
Okay, you work at McDonald's
Yeah, that's why I don't want to do a retail or a restaurant sim.
Okay, well that's why I play it and then I'm like, whoa, that's so good, I'm so glad I'm not working in this for real.
Yeah, cause they don't get like the weird co-workers and then the co-workers don't show up in those games, you know?
You're a woman on me in those games, you do everything.
What?
In those games you do everything.
I'm a woman?
What?
Am I a woman?
Maybe my guess.
What do you mean you guess?
Yes, I don't know.
Am I or am I not?
I don't know.
Why don't you know?
I don't know.
I don't know about these things.
I don't see gender.
Oh, so you don't think about me?
Uh...
You never pondered about me.
How did it go from what I said to what you said?
That's an interesting lead.
We should discuss that.
What would you like to discuss?
Of course you want to discuss some things.
You want to discuss because you don't care about what I have to say.
We should discuss that.
There's a trap question.
That was a trap question.
You were also so lazy setting up that trap, by the way.
What trap?
That was a lazy trap set up.
I don't know what you mean.
That was a lazy trap set up.
You could have set that up so much better.
Yeah, you set up a trap and it was lazy.
You rushed it.
You gotta cook it a little more.
You gotta get on that conversation.
I'm just talking.
We can't just have conversations anymore?
Is that what this has become?
That wasn't a conversation.
Sure.
That was you setting up a trap, okay?
Macy?
Why I don't know what you're talking about see feigning ignorance
I don't know what you mean so you got caught and I pretend like you don't know
I don't know what you're talking about
I had a long day your long day I had a long weekend yeah who's who's fault is
that that's not my fault it's your fault I might fall in busy so you have
too many things. What's wrong with that? You gotta learn to say no. It's an important word in the
vocabulary. So I can't say no to Final Fantasy Connor. Uh, fair enough. What about the other
things you- I can't say no to meeting people. I do it all the time. Well, that's you.
Okay, okay, okay. Someone's like, please leave your house and like, I'm good.
I won't be dead.
I have to meet people.
Yeah?
Yes, sir.
Alright, alright, alright.
Speaking of that theft, what about that theft?
What?
10-2 from last year. Yeah, I still gotta play that.
Admittedly, I've been putting that one off.
That's been out of the middle.
I'm gonna do 5 first.
What?
You're gonna do 5 first.
You said you were going to do 10-2 next!
Yes, so 5, then 10-2.
I have a system.
One old, one new.
That's what I do.
One old, one new.
Maybe I should just kill myself now.
Whoa!
Where is this coming from?
In Tomodachi life, right?
In Tomodachi life.
Right.
Okay.
That's crazy.
10-2 sucks.
Why you hate me?
me. It doesn't suck sorry. I guess you don't want me to join you while you play 10k. What
I meant to say was that it sucks how long these games take sometimes. Ask Connor if
he will help you refluff your cinnamon rolls. I'll buy you a new one. Bad phrasing. I guess
you don't want me to join you when you play 5 I guess. I'm not uh 5? Yeah. I guess
I guess you don't want me there.
I guess you don't want me there.
I guess you're just not a fan of five, huh?
Oh, so what you're saying is you want me there.
No, I guess you're not a fan of five, so, you know, it doesn't feel right, right?
Why are you trying to flip it around?
What do you mean?
You're trying to flip it around on me.
Well, I'll see you at 10, right?
Cause girls, girls night?
Yeah, but you don't want me at five or no.
Hmm.
You don't want me there or no.
Who do you appreciate by?
Is the question.
Of course I do.
It's my own fantasy.
I appreciate all things my own fantasy.
Hmm.
Oh.
I guess we'll see.
We'll see what kind of mood you're in.
Am I invited or no?
Yeah.
I guess I could come and watch you play and be there and hang out, I guess.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Easy wage pay.
I guess I might be available.
I will see you there.
I guess I'll see you there.
I'm excited.
We're excited to play some of the other ones.
I went to a Scrinx concert yesterday.
Well, it's right, you did. Tell everybody how that went.
You guys couldn't wait one day for Stardew? Pete's asking.
You're not back for like two more days. You mean one day? What do you mean one day, Pete?
Dude, I tried to tell him, but he said he doesn't care.
Okay, that this conversation didn't happen. Mouse immediately said yes.
I mean I did not immediately say yes you did immediately say yes why would I
immediately agree to hang out you can wait two days I'm so busy all right
mouse I'll see you today son okay okay no okay no okay no let them get the
boring stuff out of the way there's boring stuff in this game it's not
Boring
Don't like Pete. We'll get the four corners farm
You tell you tell me what is fun? It is fun
You don't want to follow me I
Would like to but I'm hoping the game is fun. I
Have so many friends that own this game. Maybe if you like it wait, what you have so many what I
I think this is the game I've seen though and most of my friends own this game.
A starter value of course.
54 friends who previously played this game.
I have 93 friends that previously played this game.
Alright Big Shot got a lot of friends here I see, okay.
Big Shot's got a lot of friends.
You're a big shot.
Got a lot of friends over here.
What?
Wait, are you the person who your friend list is full and you can't have anymore people?
No, not anymore.
Not anymore, you're called.
What do you mean?
You do a dramatic thing, like some people do on Twitter, sometimes like, I'm unfollowing a lot of people.
I would never fucking do that and I think anybody who does that is cringe.
You gotta announce it, though.
Why?
You gotta announce it.
There's aura to announcing it.
There's not a fucking airport.
It's like some of you will make it.
Some of you won't.
We'll see.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know people are gonna be like what the fuck mouse blah blah blah, but it's just like I just
Like if I'm gonna remove people, I'll just fucking remove them. I'm not gonna make a fucking big deal
Now I messaged them personally. I tell them you're gone. You're out of here
Or like the people I'd rather be in Alligator the longer
People that will write down and the right there will be like if you see this that means you made the cut
fair enough fuck okay yeah I think I reached enlightenment when I stopped
staring about all that I just don't get like so freeing I don't give a fuck and I
forget about things and I'm just I don't have time to sit there and go through my
friends list and just delete shit
true true that's ladies part yeah you can do that yeah I'll do it yeah let me
unfollow people for you yeah we do it you're gonna follow yourself no one good
decision on that list. Oh really? Yeah. How so? I didn't think much would be on that.
There's no more jokes. That's why I asked. There's no more joke. Are you gonna ask the
shit? Yeah, I always get to ask. I'll be there. Yeah, you always that too. And Boobie's
gonna be there. Yeah, I heard about this. I was like, damn he's there. Yeah. I remember
he agreed to it. I'm so glad he did.
He seems like he agrees to a lot of things that he doesn't remember.
Well, he should remember because I discussed this with him in depth and he was like, yes, of course.
Really? Yes, really.
Well, as Booby says, if it's not on the calendar, it doesn't happen.
Well, it's gonna happen and I think we're gonna do an IRL from X and that's also gonna happen.
oh okay I guess uh who's we booby no you and me oh okay I'll lock in for that
one yep you gotta lock in yep you're lucky for that one yep I'll lock in
sheesh sheesh I can't believe Pete was here I was hoping he wouldn't see he's
wouldn't see it in the void. Oh my god, Pete. I know he'd be like, what the fuck man?
You didn't wait for me?
Pete!
Oh.
Have you seen your voice Silverash? That got him all time. He's one day left on the banner.
What?
On board?
Don't worry about it.
What? What are you talking about?
What game is that?
What game is it?
I just saw the reputation of my god, you didn't?
I'm sorry Pete.
You're mad.
You got pissed.
Sorry Pete.
Sorry Pete.
Pete I'm sorry.
That's mouse's fault.
What?
That's mouse's fault.
No, it's your fault.
I said we should really wait for Pete.
No you did not!
You didn't say anything!
anything you did not say that it's like we should really wait for Pete but he did
not say that yeah so you never the mouse is like I said long live the game
fuck what I would never say that that is aggressive a liar he just on Ludwig's
stream right now. What really? What are you doing over there? Is this CSGO?
What? Do you even know what CSGO is? I don't think...
Anyone who plays that game, and if I'm Europe, I'm immediately like, you know every kind
of ethnic slur for Eastern Europeans. 100%. What? Like deep cuts. Dude, that game is
like level 100 racism. Whenever I went on there, I was like, on the Europe server
was diabolical. I thought League was bad. CSGO was like, I was playing with the kids'
grounds. What the heck?
True, but like, hey, it was bad. Oh, I played so much Slayer of Spire.
When? Just in general.
Without me? Uh, yeah, a lot.
Well, I'm trying to get to your Ascension Tail and all the characters.
You never want to play with me ever.
What do you mean?
We've gotten to Ascension 8.
You never want to play with me.
You just want to go to Ascension 8 and then you abandon me.
Oh, more good news.
Uh, that's not true.
You were like, okay, we're an ascension ain't out. That's it. I don't play with you anymore
I don't remember saying this
How come you don't play with me anymore?
I've been cycling
I don't know if you remember I was out there on a bike raising money for charity. I don't remember this
Yeah, it was like a million years ago
I mean what it was last week is my as well be six months ago
What have you done essentially you on your own what's actually on your own I don't know
Even played alone haven't played
Every time we play I carry your ass and we end up winning
Really?
Unlikely?
Yes, it's true.
Unlikely scoring.
Oh really?
Then what happened?
What occurred the last time we played, Connor?
And you're like, wow, I can't believe we won.
You carried my ass.
And I'm like, yes, I did.
It's called glazing.
Have you ever done it?
No, I don't have to, because you'd do it enough.
I, uh, you live in this fantasy world.
What fantasy world?
I'm a fantasy world
Bill on lies and play though
You think mouse is telling the truth I am telling the truth
Yeah, I'm not just lost it carry me last time. I did happen. I think I think that that sounded like it happened
It did happen
It did happen. I was so stressed out and all like oh my god
And then you're like you're locked in you're like if you lose that's it
If we lose that's it you lost this for us first off
Okay, I would never say that
You're like when we did play one day and you did carry did you get locked in?
He literally died like every round and it was literally me by myself
Yeah, but then I carried in the late game
I
Yes, then I carried like in there not I mean, it's funny how that's how you remember it happening
But okay, I remember dying a lot in the hilly game. You died taking this
You died in the final boss
And I killed him and I was stressed out and I was losing my mind. This is this is delusional
I think I can play it let me check I think I can go to the game and I can see previous
runs yes go and check oh wait I can't you can't I have to get I have to close the game
on my steam deck is that what you were doing is that why you're late no let's know why
I was late. I wasn't late. I was on time.
Mm-hmm, it's your lucky story.
I went for a swim this morning.
You said you would be on...
at a certain time.
I said I'd be on a twirl when I had my starting soon to get...
well, ten.
And miss late.
Hmm?
And miss late.
Connor said, DeLulu is the-
There's a window, a fair window, you know?
a window there's a window there's a 10 minutes I was yeah that's bad that is
like 10 minutes is like that's fast but I think like 10 minutes is chill you
know you know what's time a 10 minutes 10 minutes 10 minutes amongst
friends. But what if I die in those 10 minutes? This is a great question. So why is Conor
friends with Mouse? She's so mean to him. I did think about this for a long time.
Mouse is so mean, guys. What? It's true. It's true. It's true. I suffer. Oh my god.
Suffer, dude. So mean, true. If that person would have wrote that in my chat,
My mods would've nuked them.
That's right, cause Truth Equals banned.
No, because if anybody were to say,
Connor's still gonna need a mask.
Truth Equals banned.
They would've shut that down ASAP,
but it would just show us just what kind of person you are.
Truth Equals banned in Master's chat.
That's the...
Among the members.
Truth Equals banned.
I'm in a Master's chat.
Truth Equals banned, boys.
I'm mean to you.
I am not mean.
The truth is hardly necessary.
Exactly.
I am not mean.
I am not mean.
I am not mean.
I'm not mean.
I am not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
You're a lot of nerve saying that you know.
I'm not mean.
I'm not mean.
Maybe we should play Age of Empires 2 instead to teach her a lesson.
What the fuck?
I'd rather eat glass.
Yeah, this is true, bro. We should we should I invited you to a stream together. Oh, you want me to accept your stream together after you call me mean I
Think what you mean a chatter did I just agree
That means that's not a green with a statement is different from saying that agreeing is the same thing as you saying it
No, no, it's just early. Yes
Dorset
I'm blind also.
I think it is an opinion that you share.
This is valid.
Valid and true.
Exactly.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
You ain't me or not.
Do I hate you?
Yes.
No, no.
What?
Do you or not?
No, no, not really.
You took a long time to answer.
Did I? I didn't notice.
I did.
I invited you.
You want me to accept?
Yeah, or not, or I'm reneging the offer.
I'm not going to accept.
I'm not going to accept.
I'm not going to accept.
I'm not going to accept.
I'm not going to accept.
It would be nice if you asked nicely.
I send you a cordial invitation to join the stream together.
Would you like me to join?
Oftentimes an invitation comes with the notion of wanting someone to join.
Well, I don't know, maybe you're doing it reluctantly.
Um, no, I find it was reluctant, I wouldn't do it.
So you want me to accept?
Yes.
Then I guess I could accept.
But only because you want me to.
Does Connor Ragebate Mouse does hate bait?
What does that sentence mean?
What is that sentence?
What are the mods just pin if rage baiting was an olympics or who's that if there was
a rage bait olympics they would be able to participate because they'd be too busy rage
baiting each other.
They wouldn't be able to participate sorry.
Dude I know that's just what I mean to me guys.
That's what we do on Tomodachi Life.
Is it really?
Yeah, we rage bait, we talk about rage baiting.
That's... pretty.
That's your favorite activity?
Rage baiting? As a man?
You enjoy rage baiting?
Fair enough.
They would go for golds.
There's a new Alien Isolation coming up.
I know.
I'm so excited, why are you going to play it?
Uh, probably...
I don't know, one of the games is coming out.
I'll time it so that I can get, you know,
perfect excitement model and into the game
people are really excited
uh...
i think you're too scared and you don't want to play it
uh... i'm scared
i'm scared of games
if i can beat it
i mean surely
a man of your own
uh... it must be really easy
carriage could beat it
it must be super easy if you can beat it
of course
then i don't know why you haven't played it yet
I mean, children beat Five Nights at a very sensitive location.
HAAAAAA
I'm busy.
Yeah?
Yeah?
That way you can benefit?
It's true.
I'm busy.
Hmm, interesting.
And there's so many other games I have to play.
Really now.
Like Tomodachi Life.
I'm in too far.
That is great content.
It's a fun game.
It does seem very fun.
I'm just not gonna make any means.
You're not?
No, I don't have the patience for it.
You have no creativity. I worry about you sometimes.
Because I have no creativity?
Yeah.
I'm very creative.
Are you?
Just not a drawer.
But you're not necessarily drawing.
you know yeah you are you like sculpting a face I mean you're not really I mean
you don't have to you can use a preset stuff and just like that's the whole
point of it
you're creative I'm just kidding I don't want you to think that I don't
believe that you're not creative because you know it's fine guys she
worries about me I'm not creative you are creative
Give me guys give me guys give me guys
I'm creative
my non-creative streamer yep non-creative streamer guys
9-5
He's very good at being creative. He's really creative in how he rage baits mouse
Yeah, Connor's team like fish-drawing of mouse was art. Yeah, exactly. Thank you
They don't have it over there. I mean it's an appyle of stuff
Stop pretending to me just throw it in a pile and see
Uh, yeah, I mean when you, when you have such a voracious appetite for capitalism and spending and materialism
Unfortunately, you can only make piles. There's no good way to organize it
I don't know what that has to do with my fish
Because you're like you're like giving me shade for putting it in a pile
Yeah
so
The pile is your fault.
I was at my fault.
Because you demand so many things.
I mean, you don't have to.
Oh, really? I don't.
Oh, really? Really?
Really?
Yes.
I don't have to.
You don't have to.
Okay, guys, remember this next time?
Because I'll remember this.
But you do.
Oh, wait, do I have to or do I not have to?
Which one is it?
You definitely have
Oh, so we're just lying. We're just lying now. Lying is just a fun thing for you to do, is it?
Oh, so we don't have to?
Uh, yeah, I'd prefer not to.
But you have to.
So why did you lie on it?
No, I didn't lie.
Hey, what do you mean you didn't lie?
I didn't lie. You don't have to.
Of course you won't.
But you have to.
You lied! You said I did have to.
Yeah, but you don't have to.
So you lied?
No.
Both can be true.
What?
What do you think is the definition of lying?
That's not lying.
Both can be true at the same time.
This is crazy.
What do you mean?
This is ridiculous.
You'd be a great politician.
For me?
One because you lie and two because you're great at corruption because you would spend all the money on cinnamon rolls for yourself
What the fuck I would never you'd be a great politician. I wouldn't because I'm a great guide and never get involved in politics
That's what a that's what a great liar says
Oh
Ask for president and I'm like I would rather die than be president if somebody
Why should you go into the capital then?
Exactly
or CVID stuff
Hmm. Oh, that's how it starts, CVID guys. Let's get a good policy going.
By the way, on the side, let's sneak it in the bill.
Oh my god.
Son of an awesome house.
Don't say that.
The siphoning strat.
Don't say that now.
There's gonna be people shit talking now.
There'll be no going to shit talk about that.
It's already bad enough I have somebody have people on Twitter saying that I'm fucking lying about being sick.
Okay, well, look, I don't feel any sympathy if you forget on Twitter.
What?
You want one of two, shithead!
I don't know, I'm old enough.
You're always scrolling!
Okay, I'm sorry, mister. I go on Reddit.
Oh my god.
Reddit, I am a redditor.
I'm very smart. I'm a redditor.
It's the same shit.
You're scrolling. You're doing scrolling on Reddit to piss yourself off.
Okay.
Yeah, but I get to, like, doon-scroll.
Obviously, we'll talk about the things I like.
Whereas Twitter, it's like, you'll be, like,
Mining your business
On call and you're scrolling you're very unhappy when you are scrolling reddit. It's not stuff that you like
It's always like so the spire it's sick
I was making stuff up I was making stuff up, huh?
Me when I'm making the stuff up competition for my opponent is I'm not
Sure sure you don't do that
I don't
Connor doesn't have to, but he is adamantly compelled to.
Mars is full on copium today.
Says who?
Tildia.
Tildia.
Don't go on Twitter.
I have to.
My gatsy.
Those things.
Someone else can post for you.
I don't want to give somebody my account to post for me.
Do you have people post for you?
No, but I just post, I don't scroll.
That is not true.
I I post and I close it
You you get you tell me you'll read me you get worked up by stuff people saying
You're a liar
Because I admit that I go there
You're lying about me lying
You're a liar!
You're like, you can post through third-party services and never open the app itself.
Oh my god, I'm not gonna freaking compose through a third-party service, what the fuck?
Yeah, cause you like seeing the things people say.
No.
You're alive.
Look, I'll tell you who it is, and me.
See?
We're gonna be able to farm massive rely on mouse was like my sense me. I was like should we share the money or
Yeah, no, I yeah, I figured that I figured out why why is the money's gonna keep going missing randomly
You'll find a way
I want you to look at the farms
Okay, how to saying we should do the four corners
How's the four corners? What do these things mean? Look at look at the different types of farms
Five when I played with P. We did hill pop for my from my single-player game
We did standard I do standard farm, but then there's other types
And then I was like you should have woven this farm because monsters spawn and I can't buy
Ben Chattisall saying that we should do the four corners farm because it's good for multiplayer
Sure, oh which one do you when you look at them? I mean honestly none of them mean anything to me
Nothing means anything. I don't really know I
Don't know
All corners was made for multiplayer than all corners it is
It is
Look what kind of answer buddy
Mouse has like 1 billion hours in the game
When a million hours asks you the guy who's zero you defer to the guy with a billion out at 397 hours
That is a crazy amount of hours
What?
That's a crazy amount of hours you pick.
That's not that bad.
Begin a level.
You're a Stadi Valley tourist.
You're a Stadi Valley tourist.
Have you opened your game?
No.
Of course not.
Because you're just not with the program.
Okay, okay.
Tourist?
I'm not a fucking tourist. You're a tourist.
I guess I literally am right now. I'm touring into Stoutie Valley.
I won't be staying for too long.
What do you mean?
Well, I don't know how many more streams we'll do.
I think we should do this stream and then we should do a stream with Pete.
And he can join us on the Four Corners farm.
I'm down for that.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What if he's messaged me and you know he hasn't hang out
Yeah
Yeah, probably
Where the settings this game
I'm going to make it okay okay before we start I want to get your coffee back when we get in
Oh, there you go.
What do you want to name a farm?
That's a tough question.
Manworld.
Manworld.
Manworld.
Man World?
Man World?
Man World.
Wait, I could think of a better name.
I think of a better name.
What?
I'll give you my coffee and I'll think of a name.
I'm going to name it Cornio.
No, don't name it Cornio.
Why not?
You overused that.
Let's show it over you. We can make a better name.
Okay, we'll pick.
Okay, well let me go get my coffee, and I'll think.
As a man.
Okay, go think as a man.
Think as a man.
Hmm, okay Chad, let me think. I'll think.
Take over the stream, Mouse.
Huh?
Take over the stream.
Hello, everybody. It's me, Iron Mouse, and I'm taking over the stream.
Number one Rage, Payton.
You're the number one Rage bear, not me.
What the fuck?
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Okay, I got my look.
Accessory.
I can put a beard on?
No, nothing.
Wraith, be it on chaddle
Cat, cabin layout side by side or or or separate side by side
And by side separate
And by side
side by side
I definitely want to try a playthrough with Wilderness Farm, one day.
Shaggers farm? What the fuck?
What the hell?
Absolutely not.
Oh my god, I wish I could show you my farm while we were waiting for him.
Who knows how long he's gonna take?
Who knows how long he's going to take?
What was your farm? Do you want to see my farm?
Just taking too long.
I'm showing you my farm.
Come on.
Check it out.
Stay tuned for farm.
You want to see my coin collection?
Check out my room, this is my room.
These are my really cool statues.
I got a suit of armor.
Oh, I also got this.
This weird bone thing.
A bone statue.
I call him my boner.
Got my enamel plush.
It looks like a dragon statue.
I don't know what creature it is, but he's some sort of creature.
I got this.
I got this going on.
I got a soup fish, oh I got a bunch of junk in here.
I got two fridges.
This is my farm.
Pat, I'm sure you'll be happy to see, there's been a few changes on my farm.
One is winter, two I got rid of all the scarecows, three, the trees are gone, or I got a bunch
of shit in my inventory.
winter time it's coming along very nice you know the farm I got a big chest I
don't have to worry about anything why is this uh well what what just happened
I think I might have to fullscreen.
Oh, did you see that?
I did organize- I did exactly what you guys told me to do.
I organized the island.
I got two ducks.
I got two new ducks.
Okay.
One's name is Cunty.
My other duck is Big Fat Quack.
Enter year 2.
They're pretty mad at me.
I forgot to feed them.
I have a pig named Buenco.
And I got a goat.
They're also very mad at me.
What?
You're starting without me?
Oh, I didn't know how long you were going to take.
So I was showing everybody my farm.
Two minutes. Coffee?
My trees are growing.
I got a...
Oh, mouse abuses her animals.
No I don't. I just forgot to feed him one day.
Wow.
What's the code?
Okay hold on let me get off of my farm.
Did you come up with a name?
Yeah.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
That's a great question.
What is it?
The Cheap Shaggers.
Yes, Chad.
What?
No!
No!
There you go.
Thank you, Mouse Chadder.
No, we're not!
No!
I beg your pardon to thank you.
You forgot.
You forgot?
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
I forgot.
You forgot
Yeah, but that's what you said you were gonna
Well, I was mainly focusing on the coffee to be honest with you and I like watching the coffee beans
being pressed
And then I've seen like maybe
Maybe like coffee beans related with that. I was like that's a
So I just defer to what I like so we should do sheep
I don't want to do shit.
Alright, this puts Spanner in the works.
I'll call him.
What about?
What about?
Um...
What?
uh feisty gremlin home
feisty gremlin home farm yeah it can be like the like the dr. phil ranch you know what i mean
i like feisty gremlins
What do you have a better I name well I was referring to you do you do you have anything
that isn't Konyo or Puta or your standard defaults.
I hate you.
Do you?
I hate you, I've seen somebody Konyo on Puta lands, you know what I mean?
What's wrong with Konyo Puta lands?
This is supposed to be special, not just a throwaway thought.
Oh, so you do-
I'm a level!
Is it special?
playing games with you not special yeah so what what is a special I can't believe
were you implying it wasn't that for a moment that's crazy rage bait rage bait
so you want to call it a rage bait farm okay yeah rage bait farm works too
rage bait form it is what about shaft enjoyers phone shaft enjoyers hmm the
anime studio
The Shafters.
Where the Shafters?
I don't know if that's gonna fit.
Okay.
Well, let's see.
Shaft.
Enjoyers.
Oh, no.
It just, it's just Shaft enjoyer.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Psst.
Hey, I gotta get in the game first.
Get in the game.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I forgot to-
Is there any music on the title screen?
Yes.
I don't hear it.
You don't hear music?
No.
Oh no!
Wait, I gotta restart.
I'm gonna restart mine, maybe that's why I don't have music.
I gotta restart, hold on, I'm restarting.
I forgot to change my gender.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I hear it now.
Do we hear it now?
Yeah, I hear it now.
I think it's just because I need to assign the channel.
Oh.
Well, also, uh...
What's up?
Oh, wow.
Bring your music.
It's nice, right?
Thanks for giving me form.
Take my fucking kisses!
Oh, cabins.
Uh...
I'm a lady.
He was a girl.
He was a skater, boy.
What?
He was a skater, boy.
He was a skater, boy.
He was a skater, boy.
Is this Gator Boy?
What?
I'm just...
I'm just stimming.
Not too...
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Keep going.
I'm waiting for my invitation.
Well I gotta customize my character.
I have to wait for you to do that?
Yes, you do.
It's gonna take so long.
It's not!
I promise.
It's not that long.
Okay.
It's not that long.
What do you mean?
Those are three cabins to pee.
Oh yeah, three.
That's right, because once we start, we can't add a... we can't add a cab...
Oh yeah.
That's right cuz we can't add a we can't add a cat. Oh, yeah, you should be through them. I should be through
What's the game about Pete classic mass what the fuck I don't want to hear bro
Farm name rage date
and
Music good
jump music jump
We are now hosting a multiplayer game, okay
Let's make this big
so in this game you can you can date people right yeah what happens if you
both try to date the same person I don't know I guess I guess we fight to the
this shit okay I guess we fucking fight that'll be fun
yeah drama drama okay how do I invite you invite code I do yeah I can only
joined via invite code it says.
Oh you can do that too.
I think I could. I think I could just do it through steam.
Oh cool. That my way.
two
Oh, I got it
How beautiful
Except that it but nothing happened. Oh, I see I can it's my list now. Okay, cool. Uh, one two three. What's this?
What?
day one what was this what are these options I have here let me see what is it
what is there anything I should pick oh I think I think you can pick a one or
whatever it's oh yeah which one is it didn't tell me to pick one okay
I
Still want to click something to laugh, you know, I mean
About my parsnip seeds
Okay, so I got a
Last month why is it so simple?
No, I see you how do I how do I make this bigger?
Do not assume me in on this you better go into you better go into the menu. Okay, press e
four options I compress you right now why not because I'm in the character
creation screen oh okay well bear bear with bear with me and try to do you
can be like a yeah okay I'll just I'll just do and simulation why the screen
that's a little too pink that's a that's a champ that pretty wide not that
white go I think blue okay okay wow there's an alien color that's pretty white
your 24th pretty well he's so white I'm gonna look like me 70 hairstyles yeah
there's a lot of hairstyles you know what I realized we didn't have to put
three cabins we could have just kept it at two because there's the big house
And then it's two cabins for one for you one for me. So now we have three so we have like an empty cabin
Are you okay, it's for ants, bro
I
Did this none of these hairstyle, I should have like 19 hairstyle thought of the same and the ball
Was wrong
Are you having fun? I'm fucking I'll pick this
I'm just trying to come on is this live in DERDICT?
That looks like my shirt.
Why is it so small?
The game only starts super small like that.
He has to fix it in the options.
I zoomed mine in like because if not, I wouldn't be able to fucking see.
Game France.
They don't have a fucking team star being out.
Have that.
What?
I was too generic.
I color.
I can't fucking see it.
Can I change this after or no?
No.
This is so cruel.
You'll be able to change clothes later.
We can find clothes and change our clothes.
Wait, we can't-
Oh my fucking god, my mind just popped off.
Are you okay?
Yeah, fucking hell, I lay launched at me.
Are you alright?
Ah.
Ah.
I
Wait laughing to me
So laughing at me
We're off to a great start guys
What did you put on your favorite thing
I'll never tell
You I scale okay, yeah
And and I put my max to you I scale but I did you I scale and I did a zoom in to
I did zoom in
Which I zoom in yeah
What's what was zoom in love you at?
two hundred yeah i put it to do oh yeah you do need it like that where that's crazy
because now you can't see shit what the hell
and was like for the love of god corner
and you better wish be happy
oh i don't like that why is that moving up and down hold on let me
I saw that option. Wow. There we go. Do you have boobs?
I don't think I have tits. Oh, do I have tits? I might have tits. Yeah, I think you're a girl.
I'm a guy. I trust guy, right?
All right, well, yes, uh, I have a client or something. I don't know.
Open your package!
Oh wow, parsnip seeds.
Yeah, the mayor gave us parsnip seeds.
If you either press F or click on the exclamation mark in the corner, it tells us our quest
at the beginning, what we have to do.
So I need to greet myself to people.
Greet people in the town, and we have to cultivate and harvest.
I'm Tits Connor.
Oh, Farmer, you should start by using your hoe to till the soil and use a seed packet
and the tilled soil to sow a crop.
Water every day until the crop is in the harvest.
Okay, so as you get...
Wait, what?
I'm holding it.
Put it back.
What's wrong with you?
Well, what are you doing?
I'm clearing out our farm.
We can plant some parsnipsies.
Okay.
well what are you doing? I'm clearing out our our farm we can plant some porcenipsies
that's hot you think it'd be hard to swing your hands or tits in the way but
hey hey hey if you're gonna put down the tree you really gotta chop down the tree
I can't just leave this out there, this is my house.
Oh, wait, why is your house like way nicer than mine? What the fuck?
Cause.
What the fuck? Why'd I get the bozo cabin?
Well, you know.
I guess I gotta agree myself. Where is everyone?
We gotta go to town. Hey, I'll go with you.
Wait for me!
That's right. No, no, no the bus is broken now. Come on. Why why is it broken? How'd you go to here? We are fix it later
This is town
Oh, wow, is there a map? Whoa? I see it's a rage-bait farmers over there. Wait. This isn't the map that I said
I said four corners, didn't I yeah, this is four corners. Yep
This looks nothing like the picture on the wiki.
It just looks kind of weird on the map.
It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm already the local doctor.
I shouldn't do this voice for him. I'm going to have to commit to it otherwise.
So did I introduce myself to him? I did, okay.
This is the calendar. And there's a whole bunch of it so we can get jobs here posted every day.
There's nothing posted. The calendar has events in the town.
So it also has the birthday of all the characters and we can give them presents to up our relationship with them.
And then the bookseller doesn't really matter because he sucks.
But the flags have like the festivals and like the events.
Egg festival and flower dance.
Yeah.
What are the stars mean?
The stars means there's a festival in the Calico Desert, but we haven't unlocked it yet so we can't go.
Okay.
This is Pierre's. He sucks.
Why?
He overcharges for a lot of things.
Oh, I mean, yeah, he's getting a bunch of goods.
Hello? You must be Connor, the new farmer. I'm Caroline.
I like that. The short on words. Keep it, keep it precise.
You, you didn't ask her, you didn't talk to her twice?
Was I first to?
I mean, well, she has another dialogue.
Hey, it's me, Mr. Connor, the new farmer.
I'm Pierre, owner of the local general store.
If you're looking for s- sorry, talking too much.
If you're looking for seeds, my shop is the place to go.
I also buy produce from you for a good price.
A little agriculture could really inject new life into the local economy.
Oh no.
They sent Mr. Pierre a letter.
I was like, why is this NPC not talking to me?
What? I'm not NPC?
Why is this freaking NPC ignoring me?
I'm not fucking NPC bro.
There's fucking NPC over here.
Uh oh, it's 850.
Okay, what's the problem with that? Is it like fear and hunger that's not happening at night?
Well, once it hits like 11, 12 midnight, we have to go to bed.
I just got here.
Oh I mean it's already night time.
We spent the whole day at Pierre's.
Open up!
Let me in!
That's Pam!
She's probably at the scum.
Come this way.
The saloon.
Oh right right, Saloon.
She really thinks it's a lie.
Well they really, they really named that dog something.
Interesting.
All right come in, come in.
Okay what's up man?
What do you have?
Can I just talk to you?
Yeah, you gotta go around to talk to him.
Oh, okay.
Hey kid, my name's Pam!
Hello there, I'm Gess.
Chair of an order of the Star-Drop Saloon.
Oh, I can read it on your face.
You're gonna love it here in Pelican Town.
If you're ever looking for something to do in the evening,
shop by the saloon.
That's where I work.
Stop by the shop.
She walked away while I was talking to her.
Don't do that.
Little bitch.
Oh, god.
Uh-huh.
I'm clean.
OK.
This guy.
I don't know you.
Well, how you talking to me?
Fucking shame.
I'm a cool guy.
I fucking hate that guy.
He seems chill.
He's a piece of shit and no one likes him.
Journey of the Priority King.
What's this?
It's a game you can play.
Do I win anything to do in it?
I think you get energy mate.
I've never been it.
I don't know.
Fuck it's hard.
Don't you get like a star?
Fuck me.
Fuck.
It's hard.
These guys are fucking crazy.
Fuck!
You're lucky I'm real good. I can do this.
Honor, it's 1140.
So?
Again at all the time?
You don't wanna pass out here. It's 12. We gotta go.
Wait, why?
If you pass out and you're not at home, they charge you money.
What?
Yes.
I just got here!
What?
I'm going home.
Okay, shit and con.
Come on.
Do you know how to get home?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Come on.
We'll meet more people tomorrow.
It's so lame.
These guys are tired.
What is my fall asleep on the farm?
I don't think we get charged if we fall asleep on the farm,
but we do get somebody messaging us concerned.
Okay, so no, no issue then.
Yeah, we lose energy.
Okay.
Hey, a new day.
I should go to the town.
What's my energy?
Why do I see that?
Uh, it's on the side on the right side.
Oh, I don't see that. Oh, I see down there.
We really gotta plant these damn parsnips, so.
Really?
Yeah.
Is there like a best way to do that?
Well, we gotta make some...
We gotta make some more.
I like a bit of all this grass here.
You can get rid of it.
Alright.
We should too.
Why are you laughing?
That's it!
What's...
I got mail? Alright, I'll take it out.
Yeah, I was gonna read the mail.
Oh, just got back from a fishing trip. You should come down to the beach.
Oh no, I don't want to fish.
We gotta get to a fishing rod sometimes, so we have to go talk to them.
Oh, it's false.
Alright, let me get this last stomach.
See, this is Warformers. See how it is? There's another area here.
I guess so.
Alright, let's go torture them. Where is he?
He's at the beach.
Does it go correct if we bust it or not?
I don't think so.
Do you want to fight the seeds first before we leave?
Should we?
Yeah, why not?
We better go somewhere.
Will the shit grow back?
Uh, sometimes.
Okay.
Okay, now what?
How many seeds you got?
15?
About 15 too.
Let me break up those.
No, don't open my seeds.
What?
Oh, we're perfect.
Now we have to water them.
Oh, okay.
How do we get water?
There should be a lake on our plot somewhere where we can get water.
If not, we can go to Robin and get a well installed.
We're starting to feel exhausted at the fuck is this?
I'm woke up, it's 11 am, it's 10 am though.
That's all we gotta get, we gotta start making food and stuff.
I'm tired now.
Alright, we can go to Willie now, come on.
I'm tired though, look at me.
tired yeah what do you mean I was fucking working the farm
what am I I can keep you on lay in bed a little bit it'll help you regenerate
uh go lay in my bed it's closer
there's smelly in here bro it's not smelly it smells good if anything
smelly in here dude do I need to like click it or no
Is it working? Is your energy raising?
No.
Oh, I just kind of...
Good.
I should go my bed, right?
You're fine now, you're walking around.
Okay, for us.
There's just a little blue guy, like, nuttin' in the top of the engine ball.
What?
Where'd the guy go?
That means you're tired.
Why? What is that?
Hmm?
Oh, this big.
Oh, you're that new father boy, aren't you?
Yeah, sir. Pleasure to meet you, Hailey.
What's this?
This is stuff. These are people's houses.
Sewers?
Yeah, there's sewer. This is the cemetery.
Oh, wow. I can't spit it all out, but isn't it?
Isn't it?
That's four of the beach.
You willy.
How about a pussying?
Oh, there, son.
I heard there was a newcomer in town.
It's a fine really meat, yeah.
Ah, you've got dead sushi.
I'm still trying to have mine for the month out on the salty seas.
There's a big hole!
I sold a lot of good fish.
Finally saved enough to buy me a new rod.
Here, I want you to have my old fishing rod.
It's important to me that you are efficient staying alive.
Hey, maybe you'll buy something from the shop once in a while.
Sure, man.
Look at this guy. Bamboo pole. It's super cool.
I got bamboo pole.
There's a good water in here in the valley. All kinds of fish.
Oh yeah. My shop's back open now.
Look on by if you need supplies. Also buy anything you can.
It smells as hell. That's what my old pop used to say anyway
What do you think?
Green I've done anything yet
This is really sharp. I'm back into the cabinet that
What's this?
Oh, so later on we'll be able to get these totems that we can teleport to areas in the island?
Oh cool.
This is Elliot's shed. Hold on, I have to say hi to him.
Oh wow. Ah, the new father we've all been expecting.
And whose arrival has sparked many a conversation.
I'm Elliot. I live in the little cabin by the beach. It's a pleasure to meet you.
You
Wow
Thank you
Hey, I'm Sam good to meet you
Yeah, but my guess what he looks like for something
Yeah, you want me to show you more um sure all this is
This way oh these are the kids say hi to all the kids
Well, Penny's not a kid.
Oh, stranger! My name's Vincent!
Mama says I'm another type of stranger, but you seem okay!
Hi.
Who's this kid?
Oh, that's you.
Who the fuck?
Oh, hello, I'm Penny.
I don't know if there's a woman or not. That's a woman, I guess.
There's a woman. This is from the museum.
So we're gonna find like artifacts and books in the wild and we have to donate them to the museum for money.
Sure. Alright.
Hello there. Welcome to the Stardew Valley Acolyteco office.
Uh, this is Madison, but the previous curator made off with the entire collection.
We don't have any artifacts for display.
And uh, open a remedy there soon.
Hey, find any artifacts or minerals out there. Would you let me know?
Thank you.
Oh, he's a Redditor, I can't tell.
Corrupt town, huh?
There's a book missing here.
We have to provide everything for them.
Fucking owl.
It's how it's fucking useless.
You'll come to realize that it is.
Well, can they exist without me?
No.
Now come up.
This is Clint's thing.
This is where we get, like, upgrades for our stuff.
It's not open right now because he sucks.
Nah, I'm based, bro.
Don't have a fucking alley.
This will work for me, though.
Yeah.
Okay.
This is the Jojomart.
Jojomart?
What the fuck?
this place is trying to take over the town okay so everybody hates it they're
trying to like ruin all like the small businesses
morris what morris say welcome to Joe and Bart how are you doing today I don't
believe we've met I'm Morris and Georgia customer satisfaction representative
when you decide you want to become a Jojo member I'll be delighted to help
If you make your transition, have joyous experience.
Here you go.
What a dick.
Alright, I'm trying to kill him.
I'll kill his head and bark at him.
I'm not sure.
Fair enough.
On this way?
Okay.
Feel your life, JoJo Kola.
Stand up.
I will not be fulfilling my life today.
On this way.
come on this way
come inside, oh we can't go inside yet, we need to talk to the mayor
but this is the community center and we're gonna have to submit stuff to the community center to build it back up
Sure. Sure.
Well, cool.
I spend a lot of time there.
At the playground.
That can be, you know, it's named.
Here we go.
Dark.
Seventeen people I spoke to.
OK.
Seventeen people.
They helped me guess.
Now, you don't get a lot of energy in this game,
but they really skimped out on you.
As you progress, you get more, you can get more.
You're gonna go to bed now?
It's not time, Pierre.
No.
Okay.
I'm, I'm tired.
Yeah, we need to get food.
Yeah.
I don't, my engine didn't come fully back.
It's raining.
That's good for our crops, right?
Yeah.
The spirits are very happy today.
We have good luck.
What the hell are you seeing?
Oh, I watched the TV in my room.
You got a TV?
Yeah.
You can watch the forecast and you can watch your daily look predictions as well as the
Queen of Sauce.
Look, if you see these little things, these squigglys coming out of them.
Oh my God, they use energy?
Yeah, it does.
What's our excuse again?
Those squigglys that were coming out of the ground.
Okay.
Should I go fresh?
Uh, how much energy do you have?
Hmm, a third?
Well, we really sure as try to talk to everybody.
Okay, I'll do my own talking room.
Probably.
I wanted to make a chest.
Okay.
I need I need two more pieces of wood I got 89 do you need some 89 pieces of wood yeah
I'll drop it okay drop it is there a way I can drop in this game though I should put
along that yes oh I don't you just pull it out and just like drop it like you open
in your menu and you pull it and drop it out of the menu.
Oh, I see.
I'm gonna put this chest here. We can put stuff here.
All right.
We're gonna actually organize one-
Fuck, stop swinging your fucking action moron.
Me?
Me.
You-
Jesus!
What's this thing?
Ooh, pick it up!
That's a leech!
Yeah, and you can, if you scroll on it, you can see how much energy gives you...
Oh, wow, look at that!
Why would I lose health? Is that a combat?
Yeah, there is combat.
Oh, wow, okay, of course there is.
Oh, can I steal this shit?
No.
Oh.
Do you want to go meet Robin?
Sure
We'll meet everybody
Follow me
Follow me
My people letting us laugh. Sorry sometimes I forget that this is mine. This is mine
It's yours
Follow me
Oh yeah that's right, you can. But don't let people see you because they don't like that.
Yeah, of course.
It's Robin.
Uh, should I talk to her?
Yeah, go this way.
Uh, have you met everyone in the town yet? That sounds exhausting.
No, I haven't. Who's this guy?
That's her husband.
Mitris?
Greetings. I'm Dimitris, local scientist and father.
Thank you for introducing yourself.
Nice guy.
Hello, who else is there?
You're not good enough friends with Mara to enter a bedroom.
Let me in!
When you become good friends with them, you can go into their rooms, like Sebastian's.
Come out here! I want to meet you!
Sebastian lives in the basement.
I just want to talk!
What's Sebastian?
Yeah, his name is Sebastian
Well, stupid
We'll meet Linus
He's the homeless guy. Oh
He is not home. Where's Leek over here? Hold on. Oh, shit. There's two of them
Hey, you ain't too slow
He's in here, come talk to him. Oh stranger. Hello
Don't mind me, I just live out here alone.
I don't think he's homeless, I think he's like a whimsical guy who wants to live out in nature.
His house is a...
He's homeless.
Well maybe he likes that, he looks like he's kind of got it figured out.
I think he's just whimsical man, I don't think he's homeless.
Whimsically homeless.
People used to be like wanderers, they used to be like a thing.
Well they don't do anything.
In the UK, rich people used to make homes, and they would build little huts.
They'd be like, yes, the guy just wanders over and stays there.
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go?
I don't know.
I see.
I'll make them need two more houses.
Okay.
Why are you holding that lead?
Why do you want it?
I'm gonna run away from you.
No, I'm good.
I'm leaked out.
You want my leak?
You want my leak, bro?
I'm in here, bro.
What's that?
I'm in here.
What's that fly?
It's a daffodil.
That's crazy.
They got leak and daffodils.
Those are the two Welsh things.
Maybe this is Wales.
Maybe.
Why hello and welcome to our little community, dear.
You can call me Granny if you like.
Hi Granny.
It's irritating to have to meet all these new people, huh?
Name's George, by the way.
Now buzz off.
Buzz off.
Look at this guy.
Look at him working out.
He's fucking low.
Fucking loser.
Let me in!
come on and this is the mayor's house sure then he's got a nice-ass house
bro he's not in right now
Okay follow me.
Girls, girls can I meet?
This way.
From this way.
Okay.
We're going this way.
Okay can I mine the graze for stone?
No.
It is using up land that we could be using.
We already talked to them so it doesn't matter.
Let's try this one.
Oh I have.
I think, wait.
Can I talk to Hailey?
Oh I have to talk to Hailey.
Oh, I have to talk to Hailey.
You can look...
Oh wait, don't do it while she's here.
Wait, do I have to wait for her to be offscreen or something?
As long as she's not like, facing me, I think. It's fine.
Got it.
Oh, these guys.
Oh, this is the kid who...
Yeah, we... No, I spoke to the mom.
Oh, I didn't see the mom.
Oh! You aren't exactly how I imagined!
But that's okay. I'm Jody.
Her husband is not here.
Time for me to make my move.
What the f-
He's coming back, you know.
Come this way.
Gonna come back to an empty home.
Oh, there's a mare.
So, how was your first night in the old cottage?
Your grandpa used to complain about the rickety old bat.
But I think deep down he actually loved that.
Oh, there's a nice guy.
He's wise.
We can't go in there.
I'd preferably would like him to be a little bit older.
I don't really like it when my leaders are under the age of 85.
What the fuck, come in here.
Oh, she's not here.
Who's this? Oh, there she is.
How's the little girl?
Yeah, come, she's here and she's in the kitchen.
Marnie.
She sells like-
Ah, man, Lou still- you just arrived.
I m-m-money?
Money?
Money.
She sells like the- the animals and like livestock stuff.
Okay. A beast master.
She means her son.
Okay.
I think.
Why the heck is Connor playing a girl's game?
haha
his chat nephew sorry charity
chat for charity that's how little i can go chain
what's that i don't give a shit about a lot of shams i don't care
this is the wizard tower drunkard yes there's a wizard that's so whimsical like that we can't
I can't go inside yet though, but soon we'll be able to.
Let me in!
I'll be in!
Where is she?
Oh!
Rachel!
We could re- he put it as like a ring webcam, we should like re-create the mean guy.
Oh, Sir Randy Gemmeler.
Where'd you go?
I went down.
You went down?
Yeah.
Oh, look at this house.
Oh, look at this house.
Oh, look at this house.
Oh, look at this house.
Oh, look at this house.
Oh, soon this house will turn into a hat shop and there'll be like a little cat waiting for yourself.
Gentrifying begins already and I just met him.
So what's the point in upping my foraging level?
Because when you up your foraging level, it increases the quality of the goods that you get.
Okay, now I'm sold.
You can have like normal, so looks like that would have a normal level.
What was that?
Wait, what?
I like boo-oo-oo!
What was that?
Yeah, I didn't hear anything.
So that golden star?
Land of the Lion.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
What the pretty flowers?
I think I could sell it.
So golden star is good?
Is this the ambience?
Let's go.
Golden star is good, but the best quality is iridium and it's like a purple star.
Ooh, okay.
Where's this? I don't even know where we are. What the fuck is this building?
This is our greenhouse, but we can only get the greenhouse up and running once we fix the community center.
Huh? Dude, where are the rest of the people? I thought you were still in there.
Um, those are the people that are in the rooms that we haven't greeted yet.
Oh my god.
But we could go to the saloon and check. See?
If you wanted to make a little bit of money, we could put some of the stuff that we forged into this box, like the battle lion in the back of the building.
Okay, I did it.
Then it gives us a little bit of money.
Okay.
We can clean up the farm.
Yeah, I should use the rest of my energy to chop some trees, I'm sure.
Yeah, chop some fucking trees now.
That's a bit aggressive, isn't it?
What do you think about the game so far?
I know it's early, but...
What's virtual?
Is it chill?
Yeah, it's chill.
chill
i barely touched it give me a moment
let me just survey why not let me let me let me enjoy it let me experience
I'm serving.
Your axe isn't strong enough to break this stump.
Yeah, so we need to look greater at Clint.
Fuck Clint.
But they take like two to three days to upgrade so we lose them for a day or two.
Oh my god, I just had a fish or some shit.
Yeah, we do all your stuff.
Okay, and this is fun.
Oh, what's this?
Level 1's origin.
Plus one axe proficiency, trees sometimes drop seeds.
be wild seeds and a new crepe recipe field snack that's fun I got a lot of
money from foraging 500 well it's the stuff that we sold that's a lot I know
yeah well I mean for now yes
classic rooster why did I fully regenerate this time
I think because we got adequate rest did you eat?
no you don't need anything?
no hold on
I guess that's why I got exhausted the whole day
yeah it's like in real life
What's that poop on the ground?
What?
It's a little poop on the ground.
It's a poop on the ground?
It's probably a seed.
You guys see how I grabbed that?
Don't worry.
The moment you show in the mines in combat, he'll be in highest spirits and he'll
well shepherd.
Try it with a hoe.
What the fuck is that?
Or hit it with an axe.
Oh, you don't have any inventory.
Put it away in the chest.
We can buy a backpack at Pierre's.
Yeah.
Does Pierre fall or chill?
Pierre overcharges for everything and he sucks.
That's the only way we can get more of his French face.
He's French.
I never made a great job cleaning up the barn.
Ah, looks like it's cleaning up nicely.
Maple seed, pinecon, bacon seed, pretty good, baffadil, did you forge that first?
Yeah.
Forged it?
Did you forge this?
I forged it with my own two hands.
I'm guessing I can't break that giant stone.
Not yet, not until you upgrade.
Is there like efficiency with the scythe? By the way, like if I slash everything in one go, does it take less energy?
Uh, I don't think slashing things with the scythe takes energy, but it could be wrong.
I don't think it does. I think it's the same as the sword.
At least there's no energy.
Let's see.
I'm really low on energy so I think I should be careful.
Yeah.
You wanna go and see if we can find the people we haven't spoken to?
Sure.
Let me drop all this shit off.
Oh
Bubble site thing for the fog it's itself is like 15 minutes ago. Sorry. I didn't see that
I'll see we can find these people. Oh look there's a job available
All right
Yeah
I want someone to bring me five coals I can do that
You can keep the ore after that what?
Clint are you dumb?
Do you find any coal?
Yeah, yeah, there's like five in the box. I don't get it. Yeah
Who is Clint again? He's the blacksmith right right right
He stinks he just wants to inspect them. Isn't that good?
I
Go seven coal, okay
Oh wait, what we have to mine them
I don't even have to m-what the fuck?
We have to mine the full, you don't have to.
What a piece of shit!
We have to literally mine it.
What an asshole!
Lewis!
Call him a prick!
Dad, I meet people though.
What?
Where's this guy?
Oh, hey!
So you're the new guy, huh?
Cool.
Oh, we talked to the penny already?
Yep, yep, yep.
Who have we spoken to?
Come on, I'll talk goodnight. Thank you guys so much for the five gifts in.
Oh, yeah?
Uh...
Oh, you...
Is that a model?
Oh, that one.
We haven't spoken to...
We talked to Harvey already,
and Pierre, and Shane, and William.
Sebastian and Mara.
We haven't talked to Abigail and Sebastian and Mara, the kids.
Well, they're totally people.
We're...
We can go back to Robin's house.
That's where Sebastian and Mara will be.
With the love.
Oh, it's double golden cap? Oh, what the fuck?
You got a shared golden cap? Shared golden scam train?
What?
I swear they give these all the time now.
Really?
I've had like four, past three.
Damn it, you ain't that.
I don't know.
Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem.
Oh, who should say who'll be a God, eh?
Who fucking?
Oh, there they are.
Sebastian.
Oh, we just bury him here?
Cool.
We'll get married.
What?
What?
Hey!
That guy?
Have you done any questions, cool?
No.
This is like way cooler guys already.
Like who?
Uh,
And don't say shit.
Can I have Demetrius?
Can I like?
Demetrius and Robert are married.
Can I like, let me?
Yeah, but like, you might change his mind when you see how cool I am.
There's a way.
Um,
Thank you Zenfo and thank you Papsi for the five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you Anonymous for the gifted sub.
Oh, this, oh, this guy, we're even going over to this guy.
Cool.
No, how do I get over there?
There's a guy mining some shit on the other side of this.
Oh yeah, he's not, he's not one of them.
What?
He's not one of them.
He's not one of us.
He's an outsider.
He's an outsider, just talk to her.
Ew.
Hey, well, let me look at the list.
We need Abbi, Maru.
What, a list?
Ew.
Yeah.
Wizard. Oh, we can go to the clinic. Maybe they're there.
Bubble. Oh, bubble sack. These are the five.
Thank you, likely.
Thank you very much, Ben. Appreciate it.
Well, if I did...
And oh, shit. And likely Mothly Tea and Zenf... Zenf... I don't know.
Everybody!
Oh, and then Maru.
Where?
Then for Shen.
Then for Shen?
Where is she?
Oh! Aren't you the one who just moved in?
I'm Maru. I've been looking forward to meeting you.
Uh, go back.
She's going back towards the Demetrius house.
I'm a blocker, I'm a body blocker.
Okay.
No! No, she's going...
Maru! Maru!
Don't leave me!
Aaaaaaah!
Perfect.
We just need Abigail.
No, I need... I need two more people.
We need Abigail and
Abigail and Leo
I'm gonna find this people they could be at the saloon maybe but I don't know watch at the clinic
the clinic is full
7 p.m. is still light here. Where the fuck are we, Sweden?
Where is this?
What the hell?
No.
Is the area out?
Pam.
Oh, let's go.
I'm looking forward to this beverage all afternoon.
Alright, where'd you go?
That one outside.
I'm outside the saloon.
I'm outside the saloon, you know what I have.
Oh, I kept walking.
The nurse has been slow lately.
What are you talking to?
I mean, they talk to him, right?
No, that's...
Where are you?
Where are all these people?
Uh, I don't know where Abigail lives.
Abigail lives in that other house with Sebastian.
Well she might be in there but if she's already in her room then we can't talk to her.
She's an Abigail dude.
She's gonna talk, she's gonna talk.
Alice man thank you for the gift it's so thank you for finding this dude.
I just wore out a check.
There's one more thing.
She's driving to the station with Abigail.
Wow wow wow.
Is she a child?
Oh wait, I'm sorry. I was wrong. Abigail's down here with Pierre, but we can't go in there
Because the store is closed. I'm so sorry. Not me spreading misinformation all around town
You've made it to the effect of my starter experience
Can't go in see we gotta wait till tomorrow
Course should be Pierre's kid
What the hell?
Wait, where is Leah little again?
What the hell is she fucking with?
She's the one next to Marnie, right?
I was fucking forgetting it.
Are we gonna make all of this like, farmland?
Yeah, and put buildings and stuff?
Okay.
For the animals and a mill?
Oh yeah that's right everybody will be in the saloon on Friday.
Oh that's Friday I reckon.
That's so based.
What a sick town.
Yeah we have schedules like all the characters.
I got mail!
Fuck you swang again.
Got that.
Read it.
Oh my god Jojamar.
Jesus Christ.
Can you read it?
Can you read it please?
For a value Jojo Mark customers, our team members have removed the landslide caused by our drilling operation near Mountain Lake.
I have to remind you that our drilling operation is entirely illegal.
Pursuant to an initiative L61091 Jojo Co. Amendment. Responsible stewardship of the local environment is our top priority.
We apologize for any inconveniences, accident may have caused. As always, we value your continued support and patronage.
There was more
Fucking causing a landslide cheeky fox
Well, you know that means
Okay
Hey, you're looking my shit
what did you add this here where what this strip maybe okay good
why can't i add it no i thought i thought that crow came in like eight of
drops well i had like extra energies i thought you know
Fuck it
Oh double water the same patch
I don't want a lot to be serious. Oh, yeah, yeah
I do want to go try to see if we could talk to the last two main people
And then you want me to show you the mines sure
You really don't look like you have boobs
Let myself go man. Oh shit
Oh hi there
Why is there one watching you in the cutscene?
What an eyesore.
This is the Pelican Town Community Center.
Well, what's left of it anyway?
It used to be the pride and joy of this town, always bustling with activity.
Now just look at it, it's shameful.
These days the young folk would rather sit in front of the TV than engage with the community.
Based.
Listen to me, I sound like an old fool.
Jojo Corporation has been a Jojo,
pounding me to sell the land so they can turn it into a warehouse.
Hellerkentown could use the money but there's something stopping me from selling it.
I guess old-timers like me get attached to relics at the past as well.
Ah well. If anyone buys a Jojo co-membership
I'm just gonna go ahead and sell it if anyone else buys, Jesus.
Here let's go inside.
Don't let this fool you. This guy sucks balls.
Really? You're a nice guy.
He should have never been the mayor.
Okay, that's like most places, bro.
He's incompetent. He should have never been the fucking mayor.
Listen, the only people that-
But what the hell's that chimney inside there?
Hmm? What's this?
I guess Vincent and Jazz must have been playing here.
This place is even more dilapidated than I remember.
What?
What's the matter?
Are you ill?
Are you insane?
He's gone mad, I tell you.
You saw something?
I wouldn't be surprised if this place was full of rats.
I'm here.
They're so cute.
You're worrying me, Ratanus.
Look, I think I'm going to head home.
I need some lunch.
I like that guy.
Let's go and figure it out.
Hey, I'll keep this place unlocked from now on. Maybe you can help that rat, catch that
rat if you have some extra time. Need more coffee?
Strange. I have to come back and explore this building further.
Yes.
Fair enough.
Hey, when is the Friday meetup with men with boobs happening?
That was another quest.
Let's get it.
I'll get the coal, wouldn't you have one day?
Oh, she wants an amethyst.
They're mine.
Let's go to the mines.
Amethyst?
Yeah.
What?
I'll get the quest.
To the mines.
all the minds
you're gonna love it
gone, are you gonna love it?
it's okay
i do like minds
if we don't do the quest, there's no negative effect
other than failing a quest
yeah
the quest just gives us like
a mark
oh, it just gives us like money
and
a lot more money
it'll like up our standing with the residents
I want money! I want fucking money!
I love money!
Oh sure, see?
Come on!
Who am I?
This guy.
This is Marley.
I was just peering down into this old mineshaft.
An abandoned for decades.
Still, there's probably good ore down there.
But a dark place and disturbed for so long.
I'm afraid ore isn't the only thing you'll find.
Here, dig this. You may need it.
Oh, cool. Hey, Zelda.
You see the rusty sword? Cool.
Cool.
Names Marlon.
By the way, I run the adventurers guild right outside.
Don't keep my eye on you.
Move yourself and I might think about making you a member.
Cool.
You can record that.
Oh.
We can be a member.
Okay, so we go on this way.
Will there be no energy swing in it too?
Yep, no energy.
Would you mind some of the shit?
Mm-hmm, any in particular?
Oh, I found a hole.
Yep, so let's keep going down.
Oh, okay.
What's the- oh, health, oh, actually.
What's this shit?
Bug me.
Oh, I can't pick it up in full.
Okay, don't worry, I'll pick it up.
Is there any, um...
What's the coal at?
Sometimes the rocks will drop, but most of the time we have to find the coal.
But we also need to find, um, we have to break the rocks because, you know, that's how we find the holes.
Keep going down.
This little guy.
He's not friendly.
You son of a bitch.
Fuck, I should have bought my coal here, fuck I don't need these acorns I guess.
You want me to hold something?
I don't need acorns.
I found it.
Let's keep going down cause the further we go down the more stuff we find.
Okay.
What's this? Oh, copper wall.
Oh, nice copper. What kind of hole?
You can break the barrels with the sword.
I'm kind of just stuck on them.
You sneaky fuck.
Crabbs!
What the fuck is that?
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
What? What is it doing?
Oh, I'll pick it up.
Oh, hardwood is really good.
Do I need this? Do I need sap?
Throw it away.
Throw it away and pick up the hardwood.
Okay.
Well, this thing.
Do I need this?
You eat it and it gives you energy.
Okay, ready to stone?
Uh, well, stone is good.
Right.
Okay, well, I got to make a fucking sacrifice here.
Well, I need a shunt.
Go down.
Yeah, go down.
Does he use energy?
I found I found them.
Oh, we didn't mind it.
So we did.
No, accounts.
I did.
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, two out of five.
Oh, I didn't get it. Cause I didn't pick it up.
Oh, I got it.
Okay, that's fine.
Yunk.
Let's keep going.
Any other inventory in the menu? Wait, can I just...
Yeah.
Why don't we be fucking lying about?
What? What do you mean?
I don't have any more space. I only have the bar, right?
Yeah, just one bar.
We don't have a...
There's a hole. The hole's here, by the way.
Okay
You wanna just go down?
Do I get XP for killing these guys?
What was this?
You gotta drop the scroll
Ooh, pick that up
We need to give it to the museum
Okay, I gotta drop, uh, wood I guess
Goodbye wood
Done an artifact
Here's your local museum
I wanna know about it
Nice
You just wanna keep going down?
Yeah
You just got lucky and found that, huh?
Yeah, so now, we got, we did a little bit of a quest.
Oh shit.
Jesus fuck.
He's fucking gapping me. Fuck, he's slung me.
Fuck, I'm so slunged.
You get to level 21st, what's 10p in?
I think I got the coal, no I didn't get the coal, I'll come back let's go, that's fine
Okay, we can leave through the elevator, press 0.
Oh, cool.
So now the next thing we come here, we can start on level 5, we don't have to start from
the beginning.
Oh, awesome.
Do we have to build like a torch or some shit?
We can have torches, but we can also, it's easier this way, come this way.
We can have torches, but eventually we'll find this ring that if we put it on, it
emits light.
No, this way, come.
I can't pick it up tomorrow, we'll pick it up tomorrow.
I dropped this off in check.
Is there a time we have to be in bed by?
Uh, before two in.
Oh, so I should probably cut down three or something. I just got an G.
Okay.
I'm gonna mess it up, right?
Don't pass out.
I won't.
Martin, man.
I just got an G, sir.
What?
Uh, hi there. Good morning.
Well, I noticed that you've been breaking some rocks open and finding oil.
That's good.
You want to get the most out of your oil as you find. You'll need to find it.
If it so happens, I have an extra set of blueprints lying around here.
Yeah.
Or do you have them?
Okay, Clint.
Oh, you're a freaking weird guy. Waking me up.
learn how to craft furnace cool the furnace allows you to smell metal bars
the bars can be used for crafting construction and tool upgrade okay and
you've smelled it a few cup of bars considering having me upgrade one of your
tools make your work last a lot of a lot more than a lot more than a lot easier to roll
okay I'm heading home take it easy okay sure okay bye
Come on, can you read the mail?
Advertisement. I keep finding cool stuff when my backpack is full. Does this sound like you?
Well, Pierce, guy you covered. Stop by Pierce General Store today and check out our affordable size 24 backpack for you soon.
It's like 2,000 gold, by the way.
Oh, I think this is a deal. That's a good deal.
Okay, Fallen also did a letter. I see you've been exploring the whole mine.
You've got the adventure spirit.
That much I can tell.
If you can slay 10 slimes,
you'll have earned your place in my adventure skill.
Be careful.
You gotta kill 10 slimes.
Huh!
The power slips are ready!
It's a free throw.
Aaaaaaah!
A higher 17.
Luna, thank you for the raid.
I hope you had a great stream.
How do we put these in the box?
Uh, we can sell all of them if you want,
Or keep some?
Oh, some of them.
Buy a farsmith.
Okay, um, so...
Okay, I have to tell you something, though.
We're gonna need to buy some seeds.
We gotta do more farming.
Yeah, we should go buy some.
Let's go to Pears, and you can see how outrageous his fucking prices are.
I wonder if JoJo Ma can lock them.
Yeah, Jojomar was like, hey, we offer everything at more affordable prices.
They're invalid.
Even people are like, oh my god, you know, ever since Jojomar opened, it's like, boh.
It's Robin. Could you bring me 30 pieces of wood? They need to be fresh. I mean, gathered today.
We gotta chop down some trees.
Okay, could you chop down like trees in Google's house like this?
Aren't yeh?
Is there like any reason not to?
Look what happens if you do it.
Well...
I shouldn't cut down trees in town.
How about I fucking do?
I'm gonna fucking ruin your life.
I'm gonna fucking do it right now.
Oh, I want the back.
I got weed seeds though.
What seeds do you wanna buy?
How many is this?
Price per seed?
Yup, per seed.
Told you
I could tell you which one gives us the most money
Sure
Fuck it best
You're too positive to
What's up? Oh, yeah, you should have a go
Oh, I I already clicked on her. Oh, that's right. I heard someone new is moving on to that old farm
Now all we need is
Okay, so we can do a few things
What's the plan?
We don't have the water. Well plant will chop the trees bring it to Robin
and we can go kill some spines.
Yeah, can I drop the ship down?
Yeah, you can.
He's involved on me.
How much was she? Want to get 20?
Yeah, she wants like 25.
Oh, not that much though.
I'll plant the seeds, okay, I'll chop these poppies, they have a shared wallet shop.
Okay, I'll seed stand.
We have normal traffic and margins.
Is there any reason to plant acorns or anything?
You mean the trees?
It's just, when you plant them it brings back trees.
Right, so you should probably do that sometime.
Yeah, but-
What if we grow them too close together?
Uh, it becomes very wild, I did it on my farm.
They all grow really close together and you can't go through.
What's dropping down?
Yeah.
Now we have to go...
I got something in there.
Okay.
Build a coop.
Reach for another one.
We gotta talk to Robin now.
325 wood?
Yeah.
30-30 wood.
Okay.
Whoa.
Fucking bollocks.
Yeah.
This is, um, beyond, uh, sound.
Come this way.
Fuck, I thought the tree center was here.
This is where?
Oh, there it is.
I'm inside.
Um...
The community center.
Damn, they really love this fucking...
Why do they have a stupidly big safe?
What the fuck are they keeping in here?
Why is it Fort Knox?
Come this way.
why
what
i'm coming i went all the way right
gotta look at this
the hell's this
okay
Wow
Actually
Robin just talked to her
And then you go to the quest and you click on the money you collect money
She didn't even take the words no she just wanted to gather it what is she dumb oh
Why don't you take the money you're you're getting started reward
Oh
100 gold
Dude what the heck all the money we want money now
We can do we can kill the slimes
Oh
We sold the top of one person, but that's Leah and she knows this is Abigail when you're damn through
Oh
I found a hole.
Oh nice.
Bug.
And more slime.
What is this? Smoked that frill.
What?
Smoked that frill.
Is it like random where the hole is?
Yeah, it's random.
This is quicksand? What the fuck is this?
We've killed seven out of ten.
We've killed seven of our fans.
Oh fuck, scary.
Nice.
I'm sure you're having a huge level of T-Sword.
The swarms can drop the ladder?
Yeah, they can.
That's weird.
We did it.
We have to go to the adventurers guild now.
By now?
We did it, the initiation. We have to go to the adventurers guild now.
Right now?
Well, we can go now.
I found the way down then.
You did?
Yeah.
Alright, you want to make it to 10?
Yeah, I'll go left then go all the way down.
I see it. Oh shit.
I'm whoopee.
I found it again.
I can give you this.
Thanks.
Earth crystal.
They're minerals Marie!
Oh yeah we gotta give that to your gunther.
What's this?
Keep it.
Keep the earth crystal.
That's topaz.
What was this thing?
That's topaz.
We gotta give it to gunther too.
Uh, should I drop slime?
I'll pick it up.
What'd I drop?
I don't need 30 wood.
I don't need 30 wood.
I don't need 30 wood.
I don't need 30 wood.
I don't need 30 wood.
I don't need 30 wood.
I only thought it would.
I picked it up.
I think I'll go Gio'd.
Finally.
Okay.
If we can go down and make it to 10, that would be good.
So, I'm sure it's going down.
How you found a Gio'd?
What the fuck is this thing?
Let's go.
Go to 10.
If I want more, it'll be correct.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you know what?
What?
A ball of bomb.
On it.
Whoa, nice find.
Whoa, lots of water too.
Let's take it up.
Oh, nice chest.
Let's go, we gotta go.
Letta boots.
We gotta go Connor, we gotta go.
I'll put them on.
Okay put it in your inventory and then press E and then put it on your feet.
Did you do it?
Oh I see.
I got it.
Let's get out of here.
I think I dropped my slime.
Oh no.
Let's get out of here quick.
Run!
We gotta go.
Run!
It's 12 30.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh you know what we can do tomorrow?
But you know what we can do tomorrow, tomorrow we pick all the items that we found and we bring them to Gunther.
Where's Gunther again?
The museum guy.
And now we still have the mine cart.
So once we break off the connection here...
I'm sure he lies.
Okay, okay.
You stress him?
Start of the valley, serious!
I'm gonna chill.
Serious work!
Serious car!
Serious!
How do I get the bed to fucking let me sleep again?
You gotta walk into the bed.
I did.
But you don't want to be...
Ooh, got the one forming.
Nice.
Scarecrow.
Okay.
I love the mining!
I didn't get that, the fuck?
Oh, I did.
What the fuck?
Damn.
You're a minor.
That's fuck.
She's been a miner. She's been a miner.
Oh, let me check the news. Let me check her look.
The Queen of Saucersland!
Oh, the wizards. Well, that's a male.
My sources tell me you've been perking around inside the old community centre.
Why don't you pay me a visit?
My chambers are west of the forest lake in the Stone Tower.
Tell them Tala, I bear information concerning your rat problem.
We gotta go see the wizard.
We gotta water these plants.
We gotta water the plants and go see the wizard.
What the fuck happened to all my lines?
Bring this, bring this.
What should I bring?
I brought all the stuff.
Why are you watering me?
Oh, I see.
What do I do?
I don't-
Where do I get the water from?
Water.
uh there's a there's a there is actually a uh little um like new greenhouse there's a cave here
what's it what's this go in the cave what do you see nothing good so sooner or later we're
gonna be giving a choice on whether or not we want to grow mushrooms or have fruit bats in the cave
Oh come on.
Oh, do you want to see the wizard first?
Yeah sure.
Oh, if we talk to the wizard that'll give us our requirement for how many people, new people we gotta talk to.
Yeah.
Oh, we don't have to talk to you.
Oh, the cart is here. Check it out.
Who's this?
He sells stuff.
winter root okay milk wizard couch faulty sprinkler that's pretty good
so would we both have to buy backpack each so 4k we need I don't remember if
we both have to buy it or if it carries over to both of us
Chat, do you remember? Because I don't remember how it worked when...
I think we do.
We do share any money.
Ah, come in.
I'm Rasmodius, Seeker of the Arcane Truths.
Mediary between physical and ethereal. Master of the seven elements. Keeper of the sacred ch-
Look at the port.
And you, Connor. The one whose arrival I have seen for a long foreseen.
Very wrong.
Here, I'd like to show you something.
Sure.
My penis.
No.
No penis?
What's this?
Sorry, I put that away.
Why are you screaming like that?
You've seen one before, haven't you?
They call themselves the Junimals.
Junimals?
Yeah, Junimals.
We're serious spirits, these ones, for some reason.
You refused to speak with me.
Why could you keep dragging them into existence?
I'm not sure why they've moved into the community centre, but you have no reason to fear them.
You found a golden scroll in unknown language.
Most interesting.
Stay here. I'm going to see for myself. I'll return shortly.
Stay here. Whoa, whoa!
Oh brother!
This sound!
I found the note.
The language is obscure, but I was able to decipher it.
What the fuck?
We, the Junimun, are happy to aid you.
In return, we ask for gifts of the valley.
If you are one with the forest, then you will see the true nature of this room. Okay, Joe
Was Joe
Hmm on the forest, what do they mean?
Come here
My cauldron is bubbling with ingredients from the forest.
A return, Moskrob, Caramod's Hawk told Stool, can you smell it?
No.
Here, drink up.
But the root aminescence of the forest permeate your body.
I feel the power of the forest.
Wow, does he have a potion that can fix having a massive rat?
Why do you want to get rid of your knockers?
I just...
You get in the way of my venture.
You've gained the power of forest magic, now you can decipher the true meaning of
the Junimo Scrolls.
Junimo!
I
Did it wait, we're gonna go inside and talk to him
Does he count rules as talking?
No, it didn't count no, I just count
This way. Follow me.
Drop.
Bunking.
She lives here in this place.
I don't know if she's in here or not.
She's not in here.
No no god.
No no no.
Let's kill them.
Let's kill them.
Oh god.
Oh
You're the skull
I'm Bismuth not a single piece in the entire collection
That's about a change
Remarkable! There's very old. I'd love to study this in greater detail, but it is yours.
Hmm, I've got a favor to ask you. What do you consider donating any artifacts or minerals
that you find? We can make a groundbreaking discovery together. Oh, who knows? If you
keep donating, I might come across some interesting items to send you away.
Hey.
Thing about it, will ya? If you decide to donate, just bring the objects to the front
desk.
Okay.
Alright, so work for free and maybe I'll give you something, okay? You like it?
Oh
I mean give it to him
Give it to him
I'm gonna put this here
And earth crystals, I give it to him
Yeah, I give it to him
Dwarf scroll wand, are you giving your biography?
What?
Did you get the little...
I gave him the terpus, the mineral, one of the rest
Did you collect the rewards?
I'll know his rewards.
Yes.
It doesn't seem like you have anything to donate to the museum.
We're gonna get out there and do some treasure hunt, hm?
I swear I heard that I thought they gave us a reward.
Did they not?
Hmm, not.
Oh, it's that we- Oh, it's the Goodyear Journal.
You got two?
Oh, I see.
Too pretty!
We get a backpack now.
We can.
What do you want to get-
We gotta get it.
What do we want?
I got a- I got a geode.
I can give this time, right?
Yeah, but it costs money.
It's 25 gold to open a guild.
Oh, that's not that much though.
But he left.
He's not working today.
This guy fucking sucks!
Maybe Lia's in the saloon.
I don't think she is, but we can check.
We have to go through this way.
They spoke in...
I
Hear what is this?
Why isn't it wise where is this woman?
I've full energy I've not spent any of it
She might show up earlier here. Wendy, what time do you think she's going to show up?
Isn't the barn?
They're on Friday, Saturdays and Wednesdays. I don't like her, so...
Let's do something.
I don't work in my room.
Good thinking.
Angry farming.
I mean, yeah, I got fucking...
I got hoards, so now I'm gonna have them.
So we have peers in the morning.
Oh, we're gonna take peers tomorrow morning.
Let me see. We need to finish this. We need to go to level 40 in the mine. Build a coop.
Oh yeah, we can visit the community center tomorrow too. I think we can read the thing now.
And we have to go into the adventurers guild tomorrow, but they don't open till 2pm.
Cool.
I can laser bombs.
Well, that's a lot, I'm trying to have questions yet.
We will.
And now I want to do it.
Sometimes the plot's like the dirt comes back, if I put anything in it.
I bet it'll work the knot.
The corner is stuck in the bed.
I'm tired.
What the fuck?
well like some of it got undone but you know okay it's not a waste
oh you wanna wanna go to piers I don't play now look at this nice they're good yeah we'll
I'm here for crafting, leader.
Okay.
Little seeds!
Nice.
Hold them.
Seeds, seeds, seeds.
Hold on.
Parrot seeds.
Oh.
Alright.
Let's go...
to the thing.
They won't be at Pears until 11.
Yeah, but we can buy the backpack now, at Pears.
Okay.
They open at 8.
We have to wait.
Open up!
Open!
They open at 8, they open at 9.
Oh, they open at 9.
Fuck!
There's nobody around.
I found hash browns in the trash!
Yo, what's all those browns?
The gold!
There's nobody around
I found hash browns in the trash
Yo, what's all those hash browns?
McDonald's hash browns
Mmm, trash browns, what the fuck?
What's this guy?
Fucking big one
Why are you giving me your garbage, bitch? What the fuck?
Where's the piece of shit, bro?
Gus.
Yeah, I know a lot about the people living here.
It's almost time.
Yeah, we gotta do some fishing, too, cause we got up our fishing season.
Go away, Gus!
Welcome to P.S. I want to buy this backpack.
Hey!
Now you've got more space.
Well, you do have it now or no?
No, I have to buy it separate.
Oh, scambi.
Oh, oh my god.
To buy more seeds or no?
Yeah, buy more seeds.
What seeds did you buy?
Palsa.
Oh, frow.
Oh, my god.
Wait, where's the guy?
Leah, suppose he comes at 11.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I suppose he comes at 11.
Alright, I'll find this real quick.
Okay, I'll wait here.
Get the craft of furnace.
Which farming level 1 craft a scarecrow?
Oh, we could probably craft a scarecrow now.
Hey friend, what do we craft?
You do it anyway?
Yeah, uh, so you press E and there's a tab with a...
E?
Yeah, you press E and there's a tab with a...
With a fucking, with a fucking hammer!
Hee hee hee!
Not here.
Where is this one?
Did you not hear it?
She's not here.
What the fuck?
Why does Pierre have an altar?
I don't know, but that's the religion
of this town.
Fucking, Pierre's weird, bro.
They like worship Yoba.
He's weird, man.
Oh, here she comes.
Where are you?
Did you get it?
Where are you? I don't know you are down go down
Not to see
Layer she's like nice today, don't they?
Why did you become a farmer? I want to make tons of money. Hmm. That's kind of shower. Doesn't it? Oh, I'm sorry
Who else could put the fucking food on my table there? Don't walk away from me. I
I wasn't the fucking talking to you.
Oh you're not talking to me.
Oh real real real adult of you Leia.
Yeah I'll block the fucking door.
I'm your fuck.
Okay now we have to give somebody a gift.
Okay.
I'm gonna give somebody these damn hash browns.
Good Tim.
Well I guess it's the thought that counts.
I don't think I'd like my gift.
Can you- can you- please?
Sorry sorry sorry sorry.
thanks this is great he loved it well he liked my dirt like your dirt
yeah he fucked with it
fuck with your dirt come we're gonna play the adventures guild come
actually no let's go to community center first don't yank that why you
one in it look there's another
daffodil here okay it's mine why do you
want all the daffodils well I love all my
foraging on come this way
I
Can you read it okay you you open it you can see oh, what's that? What's that click you can click on any of them
These are all the things we need to gather
right now it's spring so we can give we can give one you can give a daffodil
we'll give a daffodil
oh we had whole trashes and leech and underlines we had all these things
so we could bring it back over here and i think i sold them all
we'll get more there's more they have lying around
you can look at the bundles whenever you want all you need to do is press E and there's a community center button on the side
when do I get the uh when I buy the battle pass?
what?
the battle pass, when do I buy it?
where are you?
come, let's go adventurers guild, there's no battle pass
what?
You don't want the community center is like the battle pass
Because when you give stuff when you give stuff right you get rewards. What is kind of like the battle pass?
my mind
Well, I can't pick up
I picked it up.
Fuck!
I can't pick stuff up unless I'm on the other inventory slot. Is that right?
What?
Come.
I can pick that up.
You can! Come.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh shit, we did it.
Moving adventures only. Really.
Wait, did you not get in?
I didn't get it.
What?
Yeah, I got out of the room and killed the sex apparently.
Oh no!
I'm back to the month I go.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
What a piece of shit.
I'm coming, tell me what floor you're going to be on.
11.
Okay, I'm going.
Don't steal my kills this time.
I didn't steal your kills.
You're kill stealing.
No I'm not.
Also do explain why I'm not a real adventurer apparently.
You are a real adventurer. You just need to work.
Oh really now? I need to work.
Yes.
You gotta work.
Also, since you're the one with the most inventory space, you'll have to hold everything.
That's fun.
Oh, you're gonna be a backpack, actually.
It'll be your turn.
Found it.
Oh, nice.
I'll let you do all the killing.
Oh, hi, bitch.
I think now I have enough level. Here we go.
Uh, let's go to the end.
There's always a...
How's that thing?
Fuck you.
Oh, keep on coming.
You didn't get the coal?
Oh, I didn't see it. I don't know what it looks like in the middle of it.
This guy's the worst.
I'm getting out of here, fuck this.
Oh my god, it's so annoying.
That was a crystal, right there.
Oh, I found it.
Nice.
Instantly.
Oh.
Do I have to make it a 20?
Oh look, we found one again.
Well, dear, you're gonna feel...
Are you kidding me?
It was worms.
Oh fuck, it's all this shit.
I'm going but careful with the ones because like they turn into these flying
bugs if you do them alone.
I feel like they don't want.
They like, are they hard?
Yeah, I've noticed that.
They're like, are they hard?
They're like, are they hard?
Yeah, I've noticed that.
Yeah, I've noticed that.
Oh, I found it.
What?
Wanky little worms.
Oats.
Huh.
I'm just one stone here.
Oh yeah, did you get a ring?
Put it on.
Did I?
Did you?
I guess I did
I guess I did
Hold on
I think it's your radius for collecting items
That wasn't useful
Oh, found it
Oh, nice
Oh no, I couldn't make it to the end
I think I did
I found it
Nice
This one's like a behind-the-scenes or something?
It's always random.
Sometimes they're already uncovered.
Yeah, I noticed that.
It's kind of weird.
It's just totally random.
It all depends on your luck for the day.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh no, we're going to the mines.
Oh no, we're going to fall asleep in the mines.
Fuck, there's loads here, fuck man.
Oh, I found it!
Go down, go down!
Yay!
Yay, we found another sword!
Oh, cool.
We're done?
Let's leave so I don't kind of go to the adventures guilt
No
Oh fuck
Don't do anything. I'm good. Did you talk to them? Did you get these humans?
You good, let's go run
I don't know.
Run, gonna run.
I don't know the way back.
Oh, God.
You're abandoning me.
I see.
I'm not abandoning you.
Run!
People run.
People run!
Wait, what time do we have?
What's our deadline?
2 AM.
No, we make that.
We make that.
Having these fucking having a massive rack doesn't help me though. I'm fucking slowing down
Learn how to run with boobs
It's an art impossible
It's not impossible women have been doing it for centuries
It's not so much all I did my catch I was like fucking zoomed out mining on the one yay
Their energy is full nice
There are consequences
We can drop this one off, drop the dandelion off and then ummm...
See, we can make a scarecrow.
So I need to make it? I think I need to do one, right?
I think we both need to make it.
Did you get it?
Ah, I want to throw something.
What the fuck were you there from?
I made the scarecrow!
What's the recipe for that shit?
It's one coal, some fiber and some wood.
One coal.
It's one coal, 300, it's one coal 50 wood and 25.
Get all the wood!
I'm putting it back! Close it!
I'm putting it back.
Order a mouse over here.
Okay, so now I go to crafting.
I got it.
So now I just put this away old.
You can put it away or you can put it down and then collect the gold and forget.
Oh, we gotta make a furnace too.
Yeah, I understand what you're doing.
What do I make that?
25 stone and...
Oh wait, I think we have that.
20 copies, 25 stone.
Well, I'll put it back in there.
Where do we put the furnace?
Like outside?
Yeah, put it anywhere outside.
Um, why don't we put it next...
I can't put it anywhere.
Oh, I gotta use the next one.
Why don't we put it next to the chest?
Or your steps?
Okay, I'm gonna put it there.
I usually like to put, um, chests there.
And then I put like...
Um, nah, we'll make a new chest there.
What do I do when I, oh, so I get the copper roll for example?
You put it in, you need one, you need coal in your inventory while you do it.
So take the coal on the copper, and then, yeah.
Whoa, look at that thing go fucking out.
Hey!
Nothing.
Okay, now what?
And now we wait.
I was going to take these things to the community center.
Do we both need to do it or just one of us?
Well, click on this copper so you can get the achievement.
Okay.
Um, I just pulled up my water.
Hey, look at us.
Yeah, look at us go.
We just need to make it to level 40 and build a coop and I'm gonna take these over, I hope not.
The spring bundle.
We just need a wild horse radish and the other ones and then there's a construction bundle where...
Hold on.
What?
Emma's sending me TTS.
What?
Maybe Emma will see me. Sorry, go ahead.
What did Emma say?
Just, I don't know. I don't think I'm as real.
Come this way.
If we find a Hullstradish, we need to pick it up to send it, to give it into the community center.
Okay, well I think you've got a Hullstradish.
No, I don't have one yet. But I know where we can find it.
Oh, we sold it. We had a Hullstradish.
There was one, you know where there was one on the way, on the way back home up?
I know there was one in there, there was one on that
Yeah, we saw like a bunch
Do you have all the stuff too that I can do?
Yeah
There's a construction bundle that we could probably do it now
Okay, and what do we need for that?
We can look at it, or look at it and click on construction bundle
There's a good one, no we don't have the hardwood
Yeah, but we could at least make
Oh wait, it does count if you do it.
Was it? Okay.
Only one of us needs to do it. Cool.
I guess that would make sense, because that's like a global thing on the server as opposed to being an individual achievement.
Shall we go back to the mines?
Sure.
I like the mines.
I love the mines.
Now that we've got a new solid, it feels great together.
You little hair.
Oh, what's he doing there?
What's he looking at?
You come to ridicule me, shut up.
No, I like that you wonder, man. I think it's whimsical.
You're afraid of ridicule.
You're just afraid of locking in.
You can fish here.
Fish? What happened?
You are me I couldn't tell what it's probably it's you does that mean I got it yeah you
you have to click, left click
will happen again?
what the hell are you doing over there?
fashion
I got some fish
What?
Did you miss it?
I didn't see the Swashbuck.
Oh
Okay
You can get bait. We can get bait so that it breaks the bait more.
You missed it again? I think I was not going to trap.
Isn't there a sound cue?
Yeah, there is a sound cue.
There's a sound cue.
the exclamation mark is above my head right? yes
ok, what do I do? right click and then you have to make the bar land on a fish
oh dude that's hot
it is hot
where do you get the sink?
oh you're going to hold
So, stonefish, 14 inches.
Fuckin' hell, that's a big boy.
It's a yellow star.
Oh, that's good.
You pick up extra stuff, because I just don't have extra space.
Let's get a backpack, Bosa.
I found it.
Oh, well, it's fast.
Get a backpack, Bosa. What do you mean?
fucking stop being a little brokey over here and get back there
look you wasted all of our money
wasted?
you didn't waste it but you know what I need
they called me the camel with the amount of room I got back there
you suck
make those bugs
dude this new sword is so sick
What the fuck did you come from?
Did you find the hole?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Did you find it yet?
No.
The looser one.
Yeah, he didn't.
Then?
That's over here.
then that's what we have
i mean
we can make it to room 40
easy
easy we can
easy
oh can you get this field
mix seeds
yeah we should plant those mix seeds
when we get home
i knew it was going to be here
It seems like they, there's like a, um, um, it's, uh, what do you call it?
Like pop is full of what they put it sometimes.
Yeah.
It looks like it's normally separated.
Like, it's all look-based.
Like if you look as bad, like, it sure would be annoying.
Oh, there's a bunch of them.
I can sniper over here. What the hell's that thing?
Oh, a little digging thing. I don't know what this means.
What the hell's that?
I got a molly drop. Earth crystal and geode.
Can you come over here?
Yeah, I'm coming.
There's so much stuff.
Oh, hardwood.
Yeah.
Yeah
Oh, yeah
I'll be a five ready
There's a look for it. Yes, and if we don't get down it
30
I'm gonna run out of energy.
No, no.
Nothing's quivering.
Here, then eat. Eat this. Eat. Eat.
Who'd you give me? Old carrot?
Yeah, eat.
Where's the fucking decisions?
Don't need the goddamn carrot. Don't fucking ask me.
I don't need them.
Fucking hell.
Look, I found it.
Oh, wow, that was instant.
You need to sleep. You need to stop back sleeping buddy. I sleep when I sleep. I found
it.
Oh my, I went to first.
I'm just trying to go existing.
Yeah, me too.
Ah.
What?
I think I had an idea in the first place.
Did I know?
No.
I know.
If you find it, let me know.
This one's huge.
Yes.
I'm gonna run really big.
I found it!
Really?
Where is it?
It's by the entrance.
Oh, okay.
Come, come, come.
I'll go down there.
Just go.
I have no energy.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy either.
I have no energy there.
I'm starting to feel it.
Oh there he is.
What do we do?
We can leave.
We should leave.
Oh no.
Okay.
That sucks.
I know.
It's really late anyway.
We're in trouble.
Or the daffodil that-
Oh, you try to leave.
Oh, I figured you'd get all the way back.
No, no, no.
Just leave.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, look at him run away.
See ya, buddy.
Come on, wait!
I'm getting early nights rest, loser.
Wait for me!
I've waited long enough.
It's 1 AM!
Help!
The walls will get you.
No!
What can I say?
I'm gonna get like 5 hours of sleep every night.
One comet!
That too.
There's a lot of guys down there.
Hold on, hold on one second.
No.
Robin here, I know there's a lot of stone scattering around the farm.
Hope you wear a surplus.
I'm sure you have to carry him the whole game. It's like looking after a toddler.
Also, please name a bunny, Emma and Jojo, since Connor ignored me cause he hates me.
Sad she-
You freaking honest, I do wanna go off.
Don't worry. You didn't check your mail yesterday, did you?
No.
That was a mail from yesterday.
I don't want to be easily reached.
I'm kind of off the grid.
What? You're kind of off the grid?
I'm kind of off the grid.
Did you get Marnie to talk to you?
Oh
What should we call our cat
uh Omni Geo. Oh that's good. We have a cat now by the way. Cool. Um I think I'm gonna save this sunfish.
Oh I have to make seeds? I should do that right? Yeah, let them make seeds. What's uh rubber boots
do I want that? What? Rubber boots. You have rubber boots? Yeah. Where are the stats on it?
Are they better than the-
One immunity?
It's just one immunity?
Yeah, you can have them.
Leather or rubber?
I don't want these!
What the fuck do you mean I don't want these?
That's free!
I have leather beads!
Oh.
Do we just go deeper in the mines now?
Well, we gotta bring these to the gunter.
Oh, okay.
Okay, let's go.
Was there a way to pause time in this?
Nope.
How do you take a break?
Only if you are in like the, well, for one player, if you're like in the inventory,
it's probably fine.
Okay.
I
Remember when you sleep them maybe
Do you need to take a look at next?
Why should I get a cup of tea?
You know for a cozy game. They don't give you a little breaks. I feel a single player
They know the host can type poles and chat. Is that sure?
I'm full of slash poles. Oh
Wow, that did work
I guess I'll go to tea now then.
Okay, go get your tea.
I'll get freakin' tea.
I'll freakin' tea.
I'm building. I'm building. It's hard work, man.
I need to tea while building this much.
Tonguing the lands.
Are you having fun?
Yeah, this is great.
You're a vet.
Okay.
Why does Conor have boobs, listen?
Some men have things that resemble breasts.
It's okay.
You may have some pronounced male breath.
It's very natural.
It's very natural.
Actually men can grow boobs. I mean I'm sure some of you got boobies. I'm sure some of
you got boobies. It's okay. It's okay guys. Love your boobs. Love your boobs. You like
your boobs good job love your boobs bros
real men lactate oh goop that's a sign of a problem if milk comes out of them
we didn't take you a doctor
oh
If milk goes by it becomes your-
Eww!
Eww!
I thought that was for my cereal.
Oh my God.
Guys this is getting too much.
This is getting very weird.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
One fact.
You can type slash emote music for fun little things.
Emote music.
Music in stardew
What is it? What does it do?
Are new
Multiplayer emotes. Oh wait, that's so cute
Wait, these monsters are so cute.
There's a Jari-mou.
Why is there a Jari-mou?
funny.
Why is there a jarring moan?
Got a little jorless?
I just want to try the draw.
Yeah, but the game is paused.
I would have to pause the game and then Connor will be sad.
We'll do it when he comes back.
He wants to go get a cup of tea.
Yeah, we can't interrupt the tea.
He has his fuel, he's British.
Why does this character look so much like him?
Yeah, with the breast and all, right?
The boobs included.
You look just like him.
What?
What?
You know me?
Uh, everybody was just saying that you look just like your character.
Why the music stopped?
What?
Cause it's paused.
It was playing while I left.
I don't know, the music paused.
Okay, alright, I'm pausing.
Uh, how do I, uh, earn pause?
How did you pull it oh wait hold on
look at that what's that
Emote jars
Emote
Emote sick
It looks like you're hitting a bong.
Should I go to the mines?
Uh, I have to go to the gunter first.
Okay.
Should I go to the mines?
I'll go to the mines.
Okay.
Alright.
I'd like to be in there.
You'd like to be in there.
It burns his balls!
I want to be in there too.
Well, I'll discover the hole so you can pull up.
Oh my god, he's just taking me to those mines.
I like the mines because talking to people is really tiresome.
Is the hole in the same place or does it change now?
If we found the hole, the holes change.
If we found the whole the whole chain
What sometimes they change sometimes they don't for the most part they change
Oh God
I found it
If you found the whole the whole change
Oh
You find it
Err, no.
What floor are you on?
What was this? Basic retaining spot.
26.
Why are you following me?
Oh, I thought we were all...
Anethyst.
I found a hole.
Hey, nice.
He may see that the museum.
Really?
I found a hole.
Oh, that's nice.
Is it always near the start or some shit?
Not all of them.
It's just...
I think it's always like nearby.
It depends on our...
Oh, I found a hole!
What do you mean?
I found a hole.
It just depends on our love.
Did you go down there?
Is there like a stat in the game or something?
What?
No, you have to check the TV every morning.
What the fuck is that?
Oh yeah, we definitely need um...
This guy is fucking tanky.
Do you see my light?
Yeah.
Why is that fucker so tanky?
Uh, please.
Please, thank you.
This scary monster.
scary monster
Yeah, cause I wasn't stuck.
Mmm.
We need better ones.
That's the shit.
Oh, so low.
I don't know.
I want one.
Oh.
What the fuck?
I've got my mind over there.
I probably found the hole, but we can't see it.
Really? We pick up one of these things and then...
things in there.
Oh, it's here.
Who's that?
Wait, what?
I found it.
Damn, first one.
Look at that pocket of ore over there.
Oh, you want to go get it?
No, I don't want to.
Mushrooms.
I don't need the red one.
If you find a purple one, you can get it.
This fuck is the same light as the dark?
Yeah.
It's scary.
Darkness.
Hmm.
Oh my god, how do we know?
I'm low, I got no energy.
Yeah, we might have to leave.
Yeah, you're gonna be in a hurry.
Oh.
Oh, nice.
We'll get lucky.
Maybe.
We're in a tough spot.
On the hole.
There.
Come on now.
I found a hole again.
Oh wow, well, alright.
How do you have such energy?
Uh, I don't know.
You've been in the mine longer than me.
Yeah, done my time.
Oh, I found a hole, come.
What the fuck?
Come, come, come.
Get these oars.
what the fuck should i like exert myself no don't die why i don't just i got this
Oh nice.
I'll kill these guys in case they drop it.
I wouldn't even be able to see if I get the light.
Did any of these guys drop it?
How'd you pick that up?
If you see a force on the floor and you hit it with your pickaxe, you can pick it up.
Alright.
Yeah.
I think we might have to leave.
Oh, I'm exhausted.
I'm fucked.
Okay.
Shit.
Get out of here.
There you go.
Don't eat that thing.
Oh!
Don't eat it.
I thought I was clicking to leave the mine, bro.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I passed out in the mine.
Oh my god, bro.
I just wanted to get out of here.
Okay, well, I'll make my way home.
What does that mean?
What do I lose for that?
Well, we might lose money, but that's fine.
What?
Ow! Can I get out of this room? Should I put the diamond in the chest?
What room are you on?
Come on.
You can put it in the chest, I think.
Can you leave?
Yeah.
Man, now, poor. Oh, my God.
It's getting late. I hope I can make it.
You didn't die. You just passed out from exhaustion. Okay, let's get them. Goat.
What the fuck is going on over there? What the frick is happening over there?
What?
Honour.
What?
Honour.
Hey, less talky, more sleepy time.
No.
No.
Woman.
Honour.
He's warm and dude.
View, level 2 mining hell, yeah.
I got level 2 foraging.
Choco, you f***ing...
Neat.
Thanks.
What the f***, why are you in my bed?
What the f***?
I can't get to my house, I would've died!
Oh my god, it's like a one-hand show that you talk about.
Remain! I lost my favorite axe.
If you find it, please return ASAP.
I'm having a tough time without it.
There's 250 gold for whatever finds the thing.
Robbing.
I got those 43 gold from JoJo.
What the f***ing bollocks?
Thanks.
Thanks.
I'm going to become a very bad person in this universe, I'm going to do sense.
Wait, did you pick those plants or were they gone already?
I picked them.
Okay.
I'm going to become radicalized in Stardew Valley.
I'm going to become a bad person.
No.
Wait.
Turn that boss into a bomb and send it into George's building.
Is it a bomb, Jojo?
I... this is how I take my stand.
Oh my god, he's in a bomb, Jojo.
I'm honest since I barely use these while I'm out I'm just gonna put them away
because I already have very little inventory space
you do one at a time yeah dude that's why you make a bunch of them you make a
field of furnaces okay we have to find Robin's lost axe we have to build
We still need to reach level 40 in the mines.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, I'll do level 40 in the mines.
I don't know how to do that.
We have to take this to go through the diamond.
Can I go get a little 40 in the mines?
Wait, okay, I'll go with you. Hold on, let me put the diamond away.
Okay, okay.
Oh you just hold me back.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Okay, you were very helpful.
I blew my load up like the third rock.
What?
I had like no energy left.
Maybe you should stop blowing your load early.
Uh, well, the rocks are hard to find.
Wow, chicken statues.
told me to take it to Gunther like I don't fuck with him so
horse riding is show we need for the community centaur
I found it.
Where'd you find it?
Oh.
Let's see right away.
Oh.
Show hole.
Oh, it's not that way.
It's cool.
I didn't even see this guy.
This guy, I hate this guy, man.
He's so annoying.
He's fucking baby.
I don't know if this is the right way to do it.
I don't know.
Oh, oops.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh
We're human
in the mines for us. Oh there we go. Oh what is this the ice wall? We're in the ice wall.
We made it. Reach the bottom of the mine. That's our next goal, to reach the bottom.
I wish it was big. What's the ice? Can I hit that? Whoa.
Yeah, but there's no right one right.
Oh, it's like you tell me over the last time.
It was always the time.
Oh, yeah, you're pretty good.
Bells make a pretty sound, wish I could have paid the bells with pretty sounds.
Damn, they're pretty deep with this one.
Yeah
I'm home. Oh, I gotta kill these guys
Oh running low on energy
Whoa, look at that. Whoa, what'd you find? Whoa, what is this place?
Oh, brother.
What's this hole?
This iron hole. Uh-oh.
On the back, you're gonna come now. We gotta be careful.
You're not gonna know, you scum.
3 XP.
This is fun.
This is fun.
The link.
Yeah.
They just keep on coming.
Oh no, another wave.
Damn. This is crazy. I'm about to die.
We gotta get out of here, Connor. Run!
pretty like an epic file saying that okay actually way too many of them
Connor get out of there you can always just go inside by the way
oh I'm dead you died in my hall
my heart I died so left gave up and even give into tyranny on the bats that
that should level up our combat though sure we fucking murdered them that's
like so chill why are they like the enemy you know I mean like what do they
think that's just about a rap where I'm dying wait what the fuck I'm bleeding
You're bleeding six-half
For that
They're rabies Oh no, he's rabies
Good news I got spring seeds
Cool, you know what that means
uh no what does it mean?
it means we're going to plant more seeds to have more crops to make more money to be more rich to expand our farm and take over this fucking town
yeah!
help in your room!
there's more bundles we have to collect
we have the pantry now to collect crops spring crops so now we have to so here's
the thing there's crops that we can that we can pull it if you if you press e
oh wait you're dead aren't you no no no I'm just I'm just checking a little
rest if you press and click on the community center thing you can see
You can like cycle through
The different stuff the different bundles with
So now like we need to save a parsnip a green bean a cauliflower and a potato
Part of everything
So go with cherry blossom trees
We gotta save fish we gotta get fish for the fish tank
I got a cutscene.
Here's a cutscene, mate.
Sounds like...
Do you see the cutscene or no?
No.
Sounds like those raccoons are back again, filthy varmints.
Sure.
Why, you turned up at the right moment, miss.
Could you do an old man a favor? Could you go around the corner and scare off those raccoons for me?
They've been causing a real mess.
Thanks. Make sure you give them a good scare so they never come back.
I see.
Oh, it was me, I'm sorry.
Linus was digging through the trash cans.
I've found a lot of hot fresh food in these cans.
Stuff that'll go waste if I don't take it.
Do you think there's something wrong with what I'm doing?
I remember when monkey preferred to be strapped to chair instead of digging a hole.
Now all he wants is to go to mines and dig a hole.
He loves digging holes.
Not everyone's cut out for this world, Ratanus.
You don't know what it's like to be me.
I'm not harming anyone. I just wanna live life in my own way.
Is that so wrong?
He's... he's based.
What should I say?
I'm based. I'm based.
No, it's a shame for a fool to go to waste.
Thanks Broughtonos, I knew you would open mind the person. I feel good about what I'm doing.
Thanks Stroganoff. You're Stroganoff.
What? You found a stroganoff?
Oh, so Cat is cute.
His name is Cat.
You can go on home. I promise I won't rummage in Georgia's cat anymore.
You can tell him you scared off the raccoons for good.
I was a cat my home.
Hey!
It's our cat!
What?
It's not your cat, it's our cat.
Um, actually he's my cat.
Wait.
What's up?
Wait, the customer's still going.
Okay, yeah, I'm just going.
I'm going to see where I can get the dinner.
Okay.
I'm just going to have chicken in.
What comes up when I have chicken?
If you need food, just ask.
I don't want anyone in Perk in town to go hungry.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
anyone in parkin' time to go hungry.
Damn.
Faced.
Here.
I've got a basket of zucchini fritters for you.
Just make sure you dip them in my spicy marinara.
Go on, take it.
Guys,
I think I'm gonna die.
It's 12.20.
Yo, can you hurry the fuck up?
Well, I was trapped in a cutscene corner.
Uh, hurry it up.
Oh my god. Help! Help!
Help!
It's 1am!
Help!
Help! Help!
My Uber Eats app was like top 10 American spots number one Tom and those pizza
And then like
None of these are like American spots. What is this?
Baskin Robbins, okay, I mean
Do you own damn it? I'm fucking taking your house then.
No, you can't take my house.
You're holding a festival in town, you should rob between 9 and 10 if you'd like to count.
Um, my fucking cat.
It's my cat!
You need your own fucking A, I'm taking the fucking house.
You rock, Naut.
I was right, bitch.
I'm gonna hold an egg festival in town square.
We have to rob between 9 a.m. to PNU for life or 10.
I
Will this call flowers take four generations to grow fuck me
Cheesy fox
Are you gonna water too
I go turn the water does the energy to plant
I'm blowing I'm blowing my energy here
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yeehaw.
Oh no.
What is Connor on Master Keyboard?
Why is that bad?
I don't know.
I don't know.
But he's caught on a mouse and keyboard?
Why's that bad?
I'm not a mouse and keyboard, too.
Uh, why's that bad?
I was unaware.
Fuck, what am I supposed to do to clip in the wall?
Where are you bringing time in the chicken statue?
Oh.
Mama, mama, mama.
What am I plunging?
Nothing.
I'm just kind of like tearing it up.
My land could have cleaned the shit up.
I'm going to Gunthors.
So I get a Gunthors?
Do you want a gun?
Or should I?
You tell me.
I mean you can gun what you want to.
What's the benefit?
If I turn into things we get a reward.
I like roads.
Oh yeah, get the G-Ode.
We don't have a lot of money.
Yeah, it's a G-Ode.
Uh, we don't have a lot of money.
And I kinda really wanna get a backpack.
Yeah, you need the backpack.
Okay, I'm kinda... how are you?
I'm going to Gunters.
Where is that?
Do you remember how to get there?
Nope.
As fast as down square.
I see.
Now I gotta...
Alright, that's fine. We didn't get any extra...
...stuff anyway.
You're full.
I couldn't have another...
...yeah.
I need to buy some seeds from Pierre's.
Okay, is that okay?
No, I'm sure that.
Excuse me.
I'm like really sure.
We also need to find Robin's lost axe.
Hey, where is that?
I'm going to turn it.
I forgot where it is.
Is she dumb? Why is she leaving that around?
She's dumb.
Okay, we have to get...
did you did you plant parsnip or no no no did we have parsnip remember if you got
parsnip or not but just in case I do lose things dude I never lose anything
hence why the monkeys right here I see my money can to going down like like
I have to buy seeds, Connor.
I have to buy seeds for the bundle!
The bundle, Connor!
I think it'd be like a full energy reset if you work hard in the morning and then nap.
Napping, the Napping Strat Stardew Valley must be discussed.
I don't have food. I'm broke. My nourishment is resting.
The nourishment is resting.
The also food is expensive and resting is free.
Resting is the best meal you can eat.
True.
Solid it out is the best rest you can get.
Dobby.
Alright.
Borrow food.
Okay, that's a good strap. I like that they don't pay for it kind of strap
Yeah, in full full energy reserve replenished
Well, what is this?
well
The beans you planted this and we'd shit grown out of them
The beans must be planted on a stick
What the fuck?
What in the beanstalk is that?
Beanstalk!
Can we go back to clearing this plot down here?
I think I really have to pee.
You want to pause?
Yes, can I?
Yeah, of course.
Pause!
I'll be right back.
Boss up gamers!
Alright chat, what should I give her?
What should I give her dinner?
Hmm.
There's a place that claims to do good bagels, but I just don't believe it. I've been hurt too many times in Japan.
They don't even sell bagels, they just sell bagels. What is this?
I'm not getting pizza.
I'm not getting pizza. There's dance.
I'm I have enough pizza. I've wanted to get this chicken this roast chicken salad
but the place is shot so I can't get that so I wonder why the shop
I'm sorry
um
Nepalese food you know I had a I had a Nepalese fam come up to me the other day
So I asked him, I was like, where are you from, man?
He's like, Nepal.
I was like, dude, that's so sick.
I don't know how many Nepal views I have.
I was like, that's awesome.
Be brave, you can get that in Japan.
Yeah
All our brothers been helping me
Cook pizzas been teaching me he's like a pizza chef. It's a master
I got all the word is a pizza chef. I don't know even even coaching me
I've been trying to make dough perfect and it's been like an absolute battle to get my dough
Good enough. It's also stressful. It's just such a long process.
You're texting me.
I want to make a fire pizza. I just want to be able to make pizza. But I'm
I'm trying. But it's tough. Get a dough machine. I have a mixer, if that's what you mean. I don't
know what you're talking about. On pizza, it's always disappointing. But just imagine if it wasn't.
But it's fun though, it's fun. It's fun working, like trying to make something. It's like,
takes time. Because I'm a very impatient person. So I think it's fun to challenge myself to
to kind of do something that requires me to kind of wait a lot.
Can I get biryani? Why? I was actually looking at Chinese food.
But then this place that I was looking at is like they have
what I what is okay. This one says Kung Pao Chicken. Okay.
Now I know I've heard of this. I don't know what that would
be like chicken and peanut butter stir fry. Okay.
I mean, that sounds good.
I don't know.
The department ordered from Chinese places
that their menu is so long, and I'm scrolling for so long.
Given allergies, I don't know that I know of.
I mean I might have some large tank here, but I don't think I have any allergies.
Can I get Pinoy food, man?
I don't think there's many places in Japan that do it.
It's weird.
There's, there's, um, not many places we can get that food.
Very, very uncommon to find it.
I don't know what to get.
It's getting a salad lane.
It might be like
being healthy is good I think. What do they have? What do they have right now? Are they
Cool place. They do rice bowls
Beef and broccoli is my recent obsession chicken broccoli was how I lost a ton of way ages ago
It's a broken strategy
If you don't mind eating the same thing over and over again
The way I go around it in my head was that I would have like a sweet
tasting protein bar
And that that helped a lot
That was like my like treat for the day I cut over it
Or I just added a bunch of hot sauce to everything that also helped a lot
That also helped a lot too fast
Uh, just season your food properly crying. Yeah. But even then I get like, I don't know.
I, I don't know how dogs do it. What, what a dog eats the same thing. It's like super
fucking stoked. It's like, yo, let's fucking go. And then when I eat the same thing and
when it's not dapps I'm like what is this? How do I do this? Oh this looks cool what
the hell is this? They got like a sweetgreens kind of substitute here. Well what is this?
It's so good.
Why don't you order everything?
Right, fuck it, you know what, small man.
Because it looks really good in this places.
Dude, this is 62 grams of protein.
What the fuck?
How is that possible?
Tell me the calories.
Why, real quick to tell about the protein.
Tell me about the calories.
What's that all about?
Come on, man.
How do you, 62 grams of protein is diabolical, no?
How do you get that much?
Did this, this bowl has words I don't even recognize.
I've never even seen this.
Listen to this, listen to this.
I don't even, okay, let me show you some of the ingredients here, listen to this.
Finished with bleu de sel.
What is that?
Slow cooked beef.
That sounds pretty good.
slow cooked beef or the Mediterranean what should I do this one sounds pretty
good actually there's only 60 grams of protein okay let's do it you can add
stuff to it oh dude no okay let's just go with the baseball let's not stress it
Now, the cabbage orang.
What are you lining?
Hmm?
A bowl of meat.
Apparently there's 62 grams of protein, so...
What?
I'm trying...
What is harissa?
You've never heard of it?
I think I'm too white.
What are you doing?
Ordering?
What are you ordering?
A bowl, a bowl of stuff.
What kind of bowl?
It's, it's just the Mediterranean.
What, what, what are you, what?
What is this? What is huffing and puffing?
What?
You're huffing and puffing.
I don't know. I'll show you when it gets here. It's Fancy Soul. Okay, thank you so much.
Appreciate that. I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. What is this? What is this? I'm sure
you do nonsense. I'm sure you do. Why do you miss ass now? Where's the sass car from?
What can I say? I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. I am a me. What? I have six wood.
Hmm, what?
What did you say?
I have six wood.
Hello, Freaks.
Well, I didn't take my meds, sorry.
Okay, hold on.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to sponsor in the next couple of days and give you information about it.
What is it?
Well, it doesn't sound strange.
What is it?
Well, I don't sound strange.
Okay.
Call me later.
See you later.
Call me later.
Well, the brother keeps texting me advice.
Your brother?
It's like he's trying out my pizza game. He's been giving me a full rundown.
Did you tell Chad about your pizza life?
Dude, yeah, but I made like two doughs two days ago and it was so bad.
So I was like, I can't use this.
But then I remade it and it is a lot better.
It's funny how like messing up the scale of ingredients and baking by like 1% destroys it.
I don't understand. Baking is so weird.
Mm-hmm
It's like
Yeah, it's ridiculous because you'll be like yeah, I think like five grams extra of flowers fine
It's like I have become the hardest substance don't demand
Like okay
Already then
I
Hmm
It's chemistry anything flower does okay. I I'm
I'm a black what flower does each oh, yeah, or you're weird
bitch I know what flour does as a form of baking you need to know that baking is
an art not a science just keep to the recipe yeah then the next person's like
making is a science yeah it's tough man I'm trying though but it's just fun
sticking to the recipe is science!
yeah it's fun
why'd you have to put my cringes video on your thumbnail on youtube?
I didn't do that
I didn't do that
uh huh
um pie
that's that's mid-ambra
I like the thunking. It's got a good thunk to it. I've already figured out the thunk.
The thunk?
You're the thunk of Starry Valley. It's to be studied and appreciated.
I think you might have to come with me to get to Axe.
Really?
Where is it?
It's going to be down where they packed like in the forest.
Where's the forest at?
The cinder snap forest.
Okay, launch to the area below.
Okay, well I'll go get it, you tell me if you get it when I pick it up.
Like over here, right?
Is this like farmable land?
Like what is this?
It's all, all that area is farmable.
Oh, geode.
Oh my lord.
Yeah, I don't know the music, kind of like lonely.
What's going on?
Maybe.
You get the axe?
No, I'm gonna get it, but I'm thinking about music.
I don't know.
How do I know what I'm in the forest?
You gotta get out the farm.
Is it next to the traveling lady?
No, um, I was incorrect.
There should be around here.
Like you'll see it.
Right, right, right.
Okay.
I'll see.
I don't know where the fuck this accent is.
I don't think we have to keep going down.
I'm very plan.
What the hell's that?
I found a lost book.
You found a lost book.
Well, I found a wild hole, Freddish.
I'm very smart.
What's so hard?
Whoa, there's trash on the beach.
That's not good.
Where is it?
Here.
I didn't get anything when you...
I have to get it.
You found lost axe, better return to Robin.
No, it's mine.
We can't keep it.
Don't lose your axe, you bitch.
We can't keep axe yet,
Give it back to Robin!
If I don't want to do that...
This is not the way we came.
No...
And I followed you like a dumbass.
Yeah, I was wondering. I was like,
Well, you're following me, so it must be correct.
I'm very smart.
I am very smart.
No.
As smart as me.
Smarter.
Hmm
And I see you they're coming man, so bro
We're gonna rob an owl later
Okay, we're gonna rob an owl later
Too late now
what's your last name?
oh, it's my...
we're gonna go to mal
mmmm we're gonna go to freaking tomorrow
we're gonna go to freaking tomorrow
NO MY HOUSE!
NOOOO!
I WAS JUST DOING A JOKE!
NO!
GET ME IN MY HOUSE!
THAT'S IS MY HOUSE!
THAT'S IS MY HOUSE!
no!
how about now?
get out
no!
it's my house!
I was just kidding!
you've lost your house
you've lost your house
you've lost your house
no!
you've lost your house
It's not your TV! It's my house! It's my TV!
My TV you lost it because you were f**king around and wasting it on time.
I was just joking! Was this a joke?
No, you're joking? Not funny.
Yes, it was just a joke!
Ah, only Kaka.
Okay, Kakar, it's still be more useful than you.
Excuse me? Who's the one that's been helping all these damn quests?
I will end this session right now.
Uh, who's been fucking clearing the land and being a fucking gigachat?
Uh, that's right. Me.
I'm sorry, who's the one that's been earning all the money completing quests? Me.
I'm sorry, who's been spending all the money?
Why? Why do you have a big ass backpack, Connor?
Uh, you ever heard of the fucking sword in the stone?
The fucking backpack for the throne in my back, because they know that I need it.
No, because you use our money!
Now we are-
No, money!
My money is-
My hard work!
My money in my house.
My money!
Hmm...
I need- I need pond.
I need pond.
Ugh.
Did you water it? Huh? Did you water the final one to drain his dirt? I'm gonna do it.
Ugh! I'm just napping. Oh! But he's a lot of energy. You need to learn how to use your energy wisely.
Yeah. Is there any point in clearing the land right now or am I wasting my time doing it? You're not really wasting time, but...
but I mean, it's good though.
I'm not gonna use it either.
Isn't that like an egg thing today or something?
Oh yeah, we gotta go to the egg festival.
It starts in half a minute.
Like now, right?
Let's go to the egg festival.
It's this way.
Quick, oh.
Come on.
Come on.
A dandy lion!
You
You're going to my shit
You're in my shit, whoa, whoa, what is this?
What's the point of that
I'll buy it, I'll buy it.
Oh, our journal is updated.
Why?
Because I bought strawberry?
Maybe.
So why am I talking to everyone?
Because we have to talk to everybody.
It's important.
important for the lower column and the relationship to increase hearts with everyone.
Oh yeah, look at that.
Fuck that body blocking me.
Does this guy really fucking like eggs, bro?
I've already done this festival like twice already.
Oh, okay.
They mean to bore you?
No, it's just...
Every year!
Every year is the festival.
Man, it's a nice festival. I've on my legs.
We do that too, you know?
Oh, that talks with kids.
And tomorrow...
We just made you chocolate.
Now, now...
We decided that because Jesus died we should eat choco eggs. I don't know
Missing Gus, how do you know you can see it for the menu if you click on hearts
If you click on the heart
Scroll down and shows you who you talk to give presents to what you're
standing is with everybody the wizard and PR I was hoping to
no peers walking over here I don't think the wizard is around
let's go and fucking talk to me
I want you to fucking talk to me
hey dickhead
I want you to talk to me
he's not talking to me it's Harvey oh my god you said that was the guy
You said that was...
So what, when I torture them one time, we won't torture anymore?
Yeah, they won't torture you.
I get it. You'll be fine with them one time.
Um, I don't think we're here.
Why don't we get the journal again? I forgot how to bring it up.
Oh, we can't look at it right now.
Why not?
Look!
I just did.
You did?
Yeah.
Are you ready to do egg hunting?
Mmm.
sure you gotta find the most eggs so that this bitch doesn't win I don't know
you just said like this bitch like everybody I never win this even though
I have a foot it's always Abigail I I always I I used I tried to use a guy
Why did I still lost?
Bam.
What's up?
It's not.
So, what, they just fight eggs everywhere?
Yeah.
From the highlight of today's festivities, the annual spring egg hunt.
Calm down now, kiddos.
You're going to need all your energy if you hope to find the most eggs and take home the exclusive prize.
Who's Abigail? Which one's that then? Purple hair.
Now, please everyone ready?
Um, I don't have a choice.
Let the egg humps begin!
Alright, lock in. Let's lock in.
Not one egg.
I'm blocking Abigail, does that help you? Yeah.
There's a log. He's not figured out that she could just walk around me
Will she find out
Yeah
Walk in
It's touching for eggs. It's like going on a treasure hunt.
Yeah, you got 10 seconds left, dumbass.
There's only one here, but I don't think I'm going to reach it again.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
I'm having a go at such a dumbass.
If she actually gets eggs, I'll be pissed.
Wow! Look at all these eggs!
Well, if only I could get you kids to pick up the lid of this efficiently.
We'd have the cleanest town this side of Gems here.
Ha ha ha!
Literally there's no joke there.
You're bringing a bit of soft from the crime here, but...
Ha ha ha!
And now, the winner of this year's Egg Hubs!
I won!
Rattlers!
Yay!
Here's your prize! Enjoy!
Well, that's it for this year's Egg Festival.
Thanks for coming, everyone!
It worked
What'd you get I got a straw hat. Oh, yeah, what does it do?
Benefit old bonus or is it just I walked into your house. I run away my head
That's cute
No, you're one piece fan, huh? Oh
Oh, we got the achievement for her axe by the way.
We didn't give it to her.
I guess since we talked to her there.
Oh, okay.
Go click on the money.
Well, I'm kind of an entries.
AHHHHH!
CHAP!
CHAP, my cat!
I'm gonna get my shower also!
I'm nearly done clearing up this area.
It's been a long time, eh?
Are you sleeping?
I haven't won, eh?
I just went to bed.
Okay, well, who's better you in my bed
Your progress has been saved
You really want me to click on this fucking journal
Reach the bottom of the mine. How deep does he get out?
Oh man dude these fucking things take forever to call flower.
Yeah.
I got a gold dandelion.
Ooh.
It's a nice item to sell.
Hmm.
Yes, I'm very smart.
Um.
I need to put one more snip away.
Want a strawberry?
Strawberry.
I'll help with the plank with the watering.
I can block your path, correct?
More important, there be.
Please.
They are a lot. They are very expensive.
They make the most money.
They are a lot.
and the bottom line is a thing
there's a there's a water
did you know that
there's one over here too
why is it taking my fucking
Oh
It's five oh
Margie there
It's not what I'll say that
I'm not one of these guys. I've caught them.
I'm gonna drop off this parsnip.
Parsnip adjourn, Scott.
Check out the mines.
Yeah, I was gonna go there.
Okay, I'll go there.
Oh, there's a dog.
I want to pull a prank on my dad.
I need green algae.
Keep it secret.
Well, I'll say yes, but...
Okay.
Do I get that too, or do I have to go and accept as well?
Yeah, I think you would need to go and accept it.
Do you see it in your...
That's so lame.
...and your life's gonna go to hell.
No, I don't.
Yeah, you would need to accept it.
That's so cringe.
They should give it to me.
Well, we have until tomorrow to finish it.
Okay.
So we'll be rich right when these call flowers finally exist?
I mean, we'll have a substantial amount of money.
So you can get your backpack finally?
Yes.
I think...
So then I'll get the mines.
I'll mount my weights and mines too.
Oh, how about that?
Hello. You like my head?
You look like you are ready for the man's.
I am ready for the man's.
Music!
Uh huh huh, uh huh huh, uh huh huh.
One.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten.
Ordi.
I found the hole.
Wow, it was fast.
Immediately.
Oh, dark.
Ooh.
Thank you, boy, bro.
Oh, it's over here.
Look at these things.
Oh those little dusties
They dropped a hole in the room
What? Really?
Yup
Why are there two holes?
They dropped a spirit from three holes
They go home!
I
Why not
You've got some new ideas to sleep on is that me
I mean, you are the bullying help.
Oh, cool.
Oh!
Persian Geard, that's cool.
Oh, little things over here.
What?
Uh, things that make the holes.
Well, all enemies have a chance of making holes.
Oh, really? I think these things always drop them.
Well, they always drop holes.
It's interesting they can be multiple holes as well.
Should I upgrade our axes to copper or something?
Oh
Little freaks
Cold they run cold
Why don't they do anything?
It shows
Who are you?
Hello there.
What's that?
I'm trying to feel exhausting.
I ate a cave carry.
Oh, this area is overrun with monsters.
Oh, it's one of these.
That's cool.
Okay, so there's no rats here.
We have to kill all the monsters so that we can go to the next level.
That's cool.
There's energy too.
Dude, these suck.
They fucking die, you piece of shit.
This one, this one, this one is almost in numbers.
Mmm, oh yeah.
Pow.
Oh
Last time surely one more fucking back you are so might I'll give it to you
There we go!
Oh, crystal fruit, what's that?
Ooh, that's a good one. Keep it.
We need it for the community center.
Really?
Yeah.
But also, it's good.
I like making crystal fruit jelly.
That was good.
Tum-tum-tum-tum-tum
Hmm...
Was that diamond?
Well, I think that's aquamarine
Aquamarine? What's that?
We're gonna take it to Gonto
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
Let's...
The minerals.
The minerals, Marie!
How long is this guys?
I'm getting tired.
This is gonna be tough.
Last round too.
Found it!
Hey, nice.
Shoot!
Oh, I'm in a row of boots.
Better than other boots.
Uh, I think they are. Just slightly.
I'm going to leave.
Yeah, me too.
So there's, um, 55, 60...
Oh, so there's 70 levels in the cave.
70?
Oh, there's more?
He is.
Oh shit.
There's more than 100.
Well...
Like 100, right? Yeah, 120.
Like slings do to where was that?
We'll just run in the bush.
Sometimes you'll see creatures run into the bush.
Get out of there!
Come to face me!
Wow!
What are you doing?
I'll see you.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Okay, so it's time.
Sleepy time!
Sleepy time!
Sleepy time!
Oh, mining efficiency. Yeah, staircase.
Oh!
What was that for?
That's good.
Low level.
Well, staircase?
So the staircase is good because you can take the staircase with you to the mine,
And if you can't find a hole, you drop a staircase and it leaves like a hole open.
Oh man.
Hello dear, I know you're just getting started as a gardener.
I wanted to give you a little tip.
Most crops only grow in one season.
When some arrive, your spring crops will all die out.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Then we need to get seeds for the season.
Most crops die.
What do we do with this?
They died? Wait, are we already swapping seasons?
No, these, these got brown.
I don't really like that.
Do I don't water those guys?
Water them.
Maybe I'll come back to hide.
Ooh, someone buried!
They're fine, just, just different color.
Who said that to you?
What?
How many days is it this month, one day fifteen?
Yeah, I mean close to the end.
I've been a very attentive gardener.
Give me these call flowers if you're done soon and surely.
flowers. Oh, you can bring the small flowers. I can grace investment both on.
Yeah, don't worry. We can get sprinklers soon.
Dude. Yeah, I'm fucking sick of this.
I don't want to waste my fucking those two hours of the morning watering this shit
It's beneath me
Abigail oh, yes, you want to bring algae you have any
Oh, we don't... I might have to fish.
Wishing some some. I have a bomb. Does Abigail want a bomb?
What?
I know, I want to visit JoJo mom now.
What the bomb?
I don't forget what they did to me in my insurance. They scam me bro.
45 gold they robbed for me.
I want revenge!
The bombs are good to use in the mines, cause they can pull up-
Also good to use a Jojo bomb, it's through the point.
Make sure they never fucking overcharge me again.
I can blow up tons of rocks.
Don't come to Jojo's tomorrow.
It's time to have the ice cream cone.
What do we do with the fish by the way what's the deal with the fish
fish. That fish that's in there I have to take it to can you take it to a community center
and put it in the fish tank? Is it fixed? No, we have to fix it by giving it fixed. How
am I going to fix it? You've got to take the fish to the community center. How are
the fish going to fucking fix that? We have to put it in a bundle. There's also
only two fish in here. The sun one. Which other fish is in there? There's one crab in there.
That's my fish. I already have that. That's your fish.
Do you want to take it over? Do you want to take it over? Yes. Take the sunfish to the community
center that's my fish I'm gonna twist it okay oh wait I have the Sunfish
no I have the Sunfish I also have the Sunfish I have the Stonefish okay you're
asking too many questions now motherfucker what do you mean just trying to live my
a freaking best life
on this
see check this out here you can see what fish we need to get
You don't have to get all of them, you can just get some.
Yeah.
Oh, that's fun.
I'm gonna hear this for you.
What's going on?
Here you go.
Pick it up.
Uh, they don't want my fish, bro.
My fish is not on this list.
Okay, well, I put the fish there already,
but now you know which fish we have to bring.
That's fucked up, man.
I brought this fish.
Check your inventory.
I gave you a present.
Give me.
Did you give me?
me oh and JoJo you think I want JoJo Cola I want JoJo Cola no I don't I want
JoJo to burn to the ground what they've done to me
you don't want it I'll take it back. No.
what the water in case okay I'm gonna try it I need to get some algae and give it to
this girl for money that's mine don't worry about it oh we're in the water no what the
You bozo!
No!
What a bozo!
No, brother!
Whoa, what's this? I got a cutscene.
Then...
It's the kids, outside of the sewer.
Ew, it smells!
Why is it locked?
I wanna explore the shillers!
I think Gunther has the key.
Professor Gunther?
The man who runs the museum?
Why do you think he has it?
I don't fucking know. I'm a child.
I saw a big rusty old key fall out of his pocket one time.
A creepy sewer though like this is just gonna match for her.
Big rusty key.
The children do yawn for the sewers.
Yee-hee.
The children yearn for the sewers.
The children yearn for the sewers.
The children yearn for the sewers.
There's something moving around in there. Oh, I'll fucking show it.
Let me in now.
I played Star Sand Island. I liked it, but it got kinda like, I don't know.
I think they stopped updating it, so there's like, kinda like progressed really fast.
the master's not a slow gamer it's an all-or-nothing type of situation
you're sad tits man you serve tits and I do I'm not ashamed of it why why why
Why are you?
Why use a man thing that I can't have tits?
It has boobies.
Let me see your practice before I off.
Let me show this.
Green, how'd you got it?
I'm gonna put it out here now.
Two one one one. Did you get the quest?
Yeah, oh my god. Oh, it was there. Oh, yeah, was there waiting who's watching me?
Oh, yeah
Who?
I know you're right what I said.
Alright, you don't want me to talk to Ariel, you don't want me to talk to Sebastian, who
do you want me to talk to?
Mmm, Demetrius.
He's married!
Not for long?
Not with that attitude?
I think it's on the Stardew Valley until like a Love Island episode.
Tonight on Stardew Valley.
Walk on the front of the valley.
Demetrius heads to shake up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god stop I feel cheerleena coming cheerleena cheerleena is coming
What are you doing right now?
Well I'm just clearing this plow
Clear?
You like mezzanine?
Plow
Yeah, I may as well, right? I mean, I got an energy to use.
Ooh, I can deposit this marine at the community center.
I've been fishing all day.
I got tons of fish.
I had to switch away from Connor's stream, those hunk and the wolf is...
You have like a woodchop in your skin?
I messed up, and it's too early in the morning for that.
What?
My god, I was at the ticket store the whole morning.
I said they were watching but they had to change because your hunkers were very distracting.
What the fuck am I talking about?
I am going to sell some fish so we can get money because we are broke.
yourself.
Uh, we only $500.
No, no, no, no.
That's bigger than me.
We only have $500 gold, Conor.
I've claimed this plot pretty well, I think, Chuck.
I got speed.
Oh, nice.
Did you order them?
I don't know.
I think I can help if you need.
I got it. I watered it.
I tucked in the bed.
This could make 2k? What? Really?
Yeah, fish can go for a lot.
Damn, I should just fish then.
Let's see how much money I have.
Especially like sleep ropy.
Huh?
Take your rest.
Oh look, I got 280 gold. Nice.
Look at that, 210 from fishing and Alicot 3 fish.
Wow, okay, I should go and do that, huh? I'll just spend all my days fishing.
And the carrots that we sold.
I'll be going to the...
Wait, oh, where's the cauliflower already?
Oh...
No! What?!
Dear neighbor, I hope you're feeling settled into your new home.
I am ready to let you know that Pierre's store is now selling fertilizers.
Why don't you swing by and see if you can afford a few dozen boxes yourself?
Yeah, I can suck my nuts, bro. I don't want to sell to him.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking P.A., bro.
You just be careful. I'm gonna do what I need to do.
I'm gonna do what I need to do.
You just be careful.
I'm gonna go fish.
What are you going to do?
I found my calling.
Did you just set it when you made a bunch of money?
money so junk mail anything piercings me
junk mail I thought the Stardew Valley
shredder just for him
where was the peer again like I go to
to this town center I think you're down there.
You can fish anywhere.
Oh.
Honest fish in the ocean.
Oh, so go down past the town.
Come to the pier.
Then you'll catch ocean fish.
Uh, for a big huge favor for me please.
When you fish, before you take them home to sell,
tell me which fish you caught so that I know,
so that we can put the appropriate fish in the paddle.
Right, right, got it.
Okay.
I want to pull a prank on my dad.
I need a purple mushroom.
Abigail, what the fuck, bro?
I don't even think we have-
What's she gonna- Is she gonna fucking poison her dad?
She's psycho.
She wants to kill her dad.
Well, you know, I don't mind her, bro.
Her dad is Pierre. He's sick.
Sure, actually.
I wanna pull a prank on my dad. I wanna fucking kill him.
I wanna fucking kill my dad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is this?
Hmm, a 3-in-a-piece of wood. This could be fixed. We have 3-in-a-piece of wood.
I thought we had a problem with this.
Do we have 3-in-a-piece of wood?
Oh, this is a hot fucking fish to catch, fuck.
I'll bring it over.
Fuck no!
And chubby!
A giant one-incher!
And so will he!
Do we need that one?
What?
And chubby?
Uh, let me check the ocean water.
Oh, I got a clam!
That's golden!
Damn!
Clam. Well, for the Ocean Bono, we need a sardine, a tuna, a red snapper, and a tilapia.
Yeah, so that's pure profit, so I'm hearing.
Uh, the clam saved it, cause we can use it for the crab-pop bono.
Ooh.
Sardine.
What's the benefits of like throwing the rod out like Max?
Oh... I don't know.
Like, is there any difference?
I feel like the deeper end is better.
It's not really.
Maybe better fish?
Do you get better fish by just like fucking nailing it like if you like don't mess up
at all?
Uh, you can get a perfect, yeah.
Oh really?
That's like you like nailed it?
A perfect fish, huh?
Alright, I've found my calling in life.
I've got this old amulet to show.
something tells me you're not ready for a miss
fuck off
watch the building perfect
alright
ok ok ok ok ok
Yeah, the Rob that you have might be at. We may have to get you a better one.
Why do I buy a new one?
From Willy.
I just saw someone going to the store to rob Willy.
It was me.
It was me!
Ah!
No! That- that- that counts as a perfect fuck!
No way, bros. Like, 0.1 seconds.
I'm maxed out. Is that big too?
Yeah, but if you lost it, then nothing.
Oh perfect on a max distance 13 inch let's go boys
You can't just RD and Tuna, Red Snapper, T'lapia, let me know.
Okay.
Max, boom.
Can you, can you give me, um, the clam?
Okay, can you wait? I'm just gonna puff it right.
That's fine. I'll just take you to the community center from now.
I'll say you can buy like if you get a better rod there's like lures and stuff you can get that like increases like a green ball
I have a new record. I had a pop of anchovies.
Oh that's hard.
No!
Nooooo!
There you go. That is...
You can get rid of me.
Thank you.
Don't forget to tell me your face later.
I got a purple entry, so that's the best one, right?
Yeah, but it's not for the bundle. That was so...
I'm not a bundle. I'm here to make money. How much does that sound?
Okay, but if you get a sardine, a tuna, a red snapper, and tilapia, please.
I don't know those words. I know money.
I know money!
Yes you do!
You know them!
You know them!
You know them!
You know them!
The bundle gives us money!
Okay, you decide with that.
Lobster, crayfish, cockle, mussel, clam, oyster...
There we go, I'm the guy that's fishing.
I'm gonna stop eating.
Wait, I already had those.
Oh, it's a purple, Sadi?
What the fuck?
Instant hit?
You're already getting iridium shit with a book.
When you fish like me, you get that shit.
I think it's when you get maxed and you get perfect, you get like a good fish I think.
I don't really...
What's up asshole?
There's another purple!
Gimme that!
New record!
Oh my god, I was born a fish.
Oh my god, another purple boys.
I'm go to do this.
I found my starting value calling.
No, I'm not.
That's good. That's good because I'm the Mines, you're the fish.
And when Pete comes, Pete is something else, we'll figure it out.
Wait, I'm the Mines too, though.
And I'm the Thaumna, and I'm the Goat, and I'm the Cary.
Uh-oh.
He thinks he can do it all.
So much left.
Oh my god give me it. Ah, give me it.
Herring 11 length. What is that? Another purple.
Holy.
That was not a perfect, are you kidding me?
What?
What?
No!
There it is.
Yeah, purple's way better than gold, by the way. It's already in.
Oh my god, give me another record.
code. Starting in 12 inches. Everything. No, no, no problem.
I just, the max doesn't help.
What is this one it's fucking good everywhere
What was it?
What was that?
EEL?
SINGEN INCHES?
I NEED IT!
I NEED IT FOR THE BUNDLE CARNER!
THE BUNDLE!
He's gold!
He's gold too!
No!
We really need him for the bundle carner!
We need him!
Okay.
Well, alright.
I'll put him in the bundle.
Where'd you fuck my tar fact?
You bastard.
They just fucked my pathway, do you bastard?
What's that?
Halibut, do you need that?
Uh...
Is that Drony? Halibut?
Whoa, it's a ginky boy.
Wait, what's that? There's a chest there.
Oh yeah, you can get an extra thing.
Oh...
No, one thing.
I think we're good.
The halibut is good.
Eel!
And a chest!
Magma Geode 3.
Oh, nice.
I got another eel. Two golden eels.
But now you can get one for the bono community center.
I should do this.
You sure it gets good at it.
Oh
Too slow to cut down it
I'm not an engine come back. I
So I pause I think my food just got here, but I didn't get back first
That's crazy wow
What do I do with this fish?
Well, eel down from me in a chest and I'll pick it up.
Okay.
What's anything you need, right?
Everything else I sell?
Uh, yeah.
I think.
What else did you catch?
Sure, what did not catch?
I still have stuff with that.
Then sure we saw Dean, Halibut, Herring, and that's it, an eel.
Two eels.
I think I might need to start eating, but I don't remember.
Yeah, see what I got.
I got plenty.
If you get a smoker recipe, you can double your money. Say less. Say less.
I can get one.
Nice.
Oh yeah, did you get the treasure? What is it?
Oh, there's three magma geodes.
I'm just gonna go back home, it's 11.30.
I'm trying to get to 55 so we can activate the elevator.
I don't mind, I don't mind waiting, I'm showing.
Oh, I found it, Ray.
Hey, you did it.
I found it.
I'll be in bed and then you pause when...
Okay.
I'm gonna get my food.
I'm on my way home.
Dun dun.
That's great.
I'm down. Yeah, you like it?
Trout's on too.
It's fun and cozy.
Nobody forgets to sell.
I'll pause really fast
Wait, the sea urchin, right? The sea urchin is used or something, right?
I swear there were the sea urchins on there
I'm not going crazy. Oh, there's a cave here too. Oh
Hmm...
Time, time, time!
It's pause now.
Did he get a level up profession?
Yay!
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
Mm.
Now, Carl gets to the point where he would be having dreams of how can I maximize how
efficient I am and start a brawl.
He's gonna start.
He's gonna be like, oh my god, what can I do?
How?
How do I make the most of it all?
You're fall he's gonna be addicted to the game?
Well I'm sorry, it's an addicted game, what can I say?
Besides, he's only playing because of the cyclopon.
I think it's good because it's a fun game I can't believe three friends have played recently
oh my god twin has played eight hours of starter value recently Pete to be on for the
Never flinches, I want to send you off 15 inches
Coral has started Valiant as wishlist
Yes, started Valiant as wishlist
Yes, are you smarter than a fifth reader on his wishlist?
That's how long.
For those who see how long I wish this
I'll buy it for him, bye bye.
What?
Optimus, look at this photograph, every time I do, it makes me laugh.
Look at this photograph.
This is a gift Coral
this damn game or else
there I bought it for him
I sent it to him
he's gonna be like what the fuck
what the fuck
what the fuck
got my ball
is that your balls
I want!
Another one fishing!
Hey!
You can add a little bit of your fishing.
I mixed it all together.
You mixed what? All together.
My chicken and like some of the stuff.
60 grams of protein apparently.
Oh.
Oh.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Great.
what's up? oh this is good
you forgot to uh did you put the eel in the chest?
no
you have it
yeah
oh you know
can we get a chest of fish?
yeah
you make one
okay
What's this music?
I'm gonna go fish.
Hmm
I'm gonna fish
Okay, where the coal flies are ground yet
I'm being asked
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how to sell them
You just put it in the box. Oh, yeah, I saw it
Actually, everyone gets the beds
Everything should we sell the iridium and gold or should we just what should we do?
Do you think it's better to take it to willy or should we just put it in the damn box?
Because you know who will is?
Well.
I'm sorry, I love it.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
The biggest scam in this game is watering.
Okay.
Such a scam having water in your plants.
How does this take half my energy?
This is ridiculous.
You tell me this is as labor intensive as chopping down a fucking tree?
I just don't believe you.
I've worked in the mines for a day.
How does this tire me out?
It just doesn't make sense.
I don't remember if the seerkin is for anything.
Water is very heavy.
I swear the seerkin was for something.
I'm going to save one.
This is fire dude.
What?
Call the speed.
Hmm.
I need to make some sprinklers for you.
Where's the rest of this from?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
This is actually a phenomenon.
That's actually spicy.
Hmm.
I'm happy.
And 60 grams of protein, that's crazy.
Yes, with me.
What do we have here?
Um...
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
I'm going to make another chest before my tools are in, okay?
Do not mix in with everything.
I'm just going to...
I'm just going to...
What's fun?
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill.
Chill and threshold.
Yeah.
You like these?
Oh, climb.
Oh, this climb is like basic compared to the other one.
Well like each body of water has different fish in it by the way the ocean and the ocean there and then there's the mountain lake
Mountain and then there's a river in town
They all have different fish
Andrew pole
Hmm I get the fiberglass rod when we get money
Yes
Oh, yeah
But can I get my backpack first?
Yeah.
How are you, Steve?
You have to right-click it onto the rod.
I'm working for you.
Oh, I don't I don't think that rod lets you put bait on it. Oh
You need a better lot I
Think after these fish cell will have a lot of money
How much does a better rod cost the one that you can put bait on it
I think
I think 18
Oh, I mean, you could just get to the rod because if you get a better rod, that means
you could fish more.
I don't even need the backpack, you'll have so much money.
I don't need a backpack, but you know.
I got a gold harrow.
We just pushed out a freaking frozen... we just put that frozen to yield.
Chest up there.
Dude.
Dude.
That's hard.
I'm bad.
You're pleasing me though.
Sure.
I
Oh, you're back all out.
Ah, just fishing. Lovely day to fish, chap.
I love fishing.
It's awesome.
I
Wow, really? That's it?
That would have been nice if you could.
I
The street lights are on Saturday
I was so lucky.
Deficient?
We are fishing.
Ooh.
I like how they're perfect and bad easily.
I'm trolling.
Whoa, what's that?
Oh, Flounder!
We need that one, right?
I think they do.
Lemme see the refish.
Oh, thank goodness.
If I could have pulled the fish in like the cell chest before I get a bed, would I sell
by the morning?
Huh?
What'd you say?
If I put the fish in the chest before I get a bed, does it sell overnight?
Yes.
Oh, cool.
Uh, I got to level 60, there's a crystal dagger in there.
Oh cool.
Yeah, so when you have a chance, I'll grab a chest.
What?
Oh, I forgot to look at this at the community center.
Yeah, I haven't found it to put that too.
You think he's going to go for the legendary fish?
I bet he will.
Yeah, why not?
There is legendary fish in the game.
You can only catch it once per save file.
It's one per save file, right chat?
Is Emerald good?
Yes.
He's got one.
Perfect plus chess gives you three times XP.
I mean, it's hard to get both because they have to know mine are.
Hold on.
NOOOOOO! I just missed a fucking puppet plus chest!
Oh my god, I just fumbled the puppet chest.
I'm sure of a new record.
that means you know what that means right no you have a chance to catch that
rare fish oh shit no I'm told me that if you have like a shit rod it's not gonna
work if you mean it's pretty possible okay what the fuck does a homeless guy
cutscene
He's got people's trash.
Oh, he's got the trash cutscene.
Aw.
No, he's mad at him.
Yeah.
It's like those raccoons are back at it, filthy vomits.
Aw.
He's just trying to get some food, man.
Alright, let's go.
Hmm.
I
Want to try to skip the cutscene well
Like to skip this cutscene. I mean if you want to watch it. I'm in bed, so
It's me. I'm sorry. Oh
You pause
Find a lot of hot fresh food in these cans stuff that we're gonna waste fight and take it
You're gonna something wrong we want them down
No, but she got a job. No, it's a shame for you to get a waste. It's kind of you're a good-minded person
No good. I'm good. I'm not how many more
Agree, bro
Okay, I gotta go
Okay, I'm not gonna make it in time safe
That's ridiculous. That's the should stop the time
normally on single player it does
I
Don't think I'll make it back
Just buy a house yeah, have you tried buying a house?
Really affordable
I'm gonna fall asleep literally in the house. I think
Why fall asleep in the house
You did in your house
I hope we should be fine.
What's this?
Oh, what is this?
A little bird.
Oh my god, I've never had this happen to me!
It's rare, Connor!
That's kind of lucky you have an outline.
What's she do?
The automaton needs to crop scroll.
Hell yeah.
Yeah!
That's awesome.
Holy shit, we got a lot of money from fishing.
Hmm.
And foraging.
Oh, and the potato's got us 200. Nice.
She peed on your crops.
She peed on our crops!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, there's no punishment for falling asleep.
Yay, all the crops are alive.
I'd like you positive for drinking about your grandpa's old cutter during the first
man's really nice little house.
Can I have some space all day?
You bring me some raw materials and pay a fee I can spend your house.
Oh.
Cool.
Oh yo.
Can we sell that shit?
Yup.
I'm going to be rich.
Uh, Halbert?
Are you Halbert or?
Uh, I remember.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
Okay.
I'll go and check.
Okay.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
I'll go and check.
You can check from your menu.
You don't have to go over there.
If you press E, there's a button on the right side
that looks like a little tree.
It's the community center button.
You can look.
Oh, I can finish the springtime button.
Oh, no, no, these, on these.
Okay.
Oh, neat. I'm going to go put these away and then I'll come back.
Uh, clam? You want the clam? Do I need that?
Oh no, I already put it away. You can sell the clam.
Okay.
Oh, I can buy the better rod. Can I buy that?
How much was it?
1800. Yeah, we can buy it. We should get a lot of money tomorrow right from the...
I hope so.
Wild Hulstraders. Oh, it was ready to go. Oh, shit, I didn't realize.
Every plant's ready to be picked. Yeah.
Finished. A bundle.
Hulstraders, should I put that in the cell? Yeah.
So I guess rain is like the go-to-the-facts, right?
Oh yeah. You can, later on, you can construct rain totems to make it rain.
Oh, Tom.
Because certain things happen when it rains.
What are your scarecrows? He looks dehydrated. Nice.
I think we're going to jump in.
Okay, what's awarded?
We've got some new items in stock at Deluxe Fishing Pond.
Some bait that you can attach it to. You can use bait to make fish bite faster.
I hope to see you soon.
Oh wait, there's a better rod, maybe I should save for that?
Yeah, there is a better rod.
Okay.
I would just buy the better rod now and then we save.
Dave, I don't know. What do you think, chat?
I don't know. Our music.
Oh, do we still have red mushroom or not?
We have red mushroom.
Mishing is boring? Bro, I like it. What are you talking about?
about
yeah you should buy a 1,800 for now because the other one is like 7k hmm
the other one is like a 7k oh the blacksmith what we can do the blacksmith
bundle if we have copper one copper bar one iron bar one gold bar we don't have
final couple but we could definitely make iron
make it
force earth crystal frozen to your fire crystal
ah yes slime
99 slime balls
then bat wings
once we're okay
it's easier to do
the boiler room's pretty
i'll go and buy my new rod
yeah buy the new rod
What's the max level of your life proficiency you can get in this game?
10.
But then there's mastery after that.
There's only a level beyond that.
Yeah, you can like do mastery level.
Damn.
Chad loves what I say, Sam.
Oh, I upgraded my forager.
I got a cockle.
Cockle. Cock.
Beetle.
Whole flower.
Child's new rod.
Rod.
Fuck.
Instant Perthite, let's go.
Oh, it's a lounder right off the bat.
Oh, bubbles, I didn't see that.
Oh
My god
Oh, really?
Oh, no
Locked in.
Alright.
I got 4 geodes and 10 bay.
I guess that's...
Oh, I fucked up my path out, you'll be kidding me.
I don't know Bay 1, 2.
Damn.
Oh, mom, baby.
Oh my god, I fucked up because I couldn't stop the shopkeeper leaving and I was like,
what is that?
What is that I see with my little eyes?
Fire quartz.
Is that good?
Yes, that's good.
See jelly
There's a lot of chests
You look.
You're the concoal friend thing.
Concoal.
Alright.
I feel like my bait isn't helping me much.
Not really.
Nonsense. It's getting you bites.
I
Put the jelly on the hook is that better
You eat it it gives you one one fishing
Really
I'm done any use anymore
feels come out I think at night time woman a special condition some fishes
only come out during special conditions
How do I reach that over there, that's like kind of a, what do I mean here?
The effect are diagonal fishing.
You can't diagonal fish.
Oh, so you diagonal fish.
You're right, please.
That doesn't feel close.
Holy fuck, that's a big boy.
Okay.
See where you decided?
See where you...
I don't know how that works, but that's okay.
I'll go one soon
Gold ore six fuck um, what should I get rid of here chat
What should I do cockle the useless seaweed
Okay, I'll come back now. I got a lot of fish
There are six gold oars too so you can get a gold bar.
Oh my god, yes, we can complete a bundle.
Come back.
We can complete a bundle.
Oh.
Connor should try Fishing Scott Talon.
What are you on about?
Hmm.
Run!
Run!
Yuck.
Oh, I got some more there.
What?
Hmm.
Roy!
What?
What?
I got level 2 farming!
Level 3 mining!
Level 4 fishing.
Look at that. Do you see how much they earned us?
The cauliflower?
I can borrow a backpack!
Good luck.
Thanks. Now go buy it now.
Oh, I got a letter.
Dear farmer Ratanas, I'd like to apologize for joking about your grandpa's old cottage when we first met.
It's really a nice little house.
However, you might need some more space someday.
That's where I can help.
If you bring me some raw materials and pay a fee, I can expand your house.
The first expandable includes a kitchen, which, a kitchen, you'll be able to cook any recipes you learned.
Anyway, I hope you're starting to feel home and start a valley, your local carpenter robbing.
Oh, that should be great.
Have you settled into your new life yet? I can't believe you're all grown up now.
I'm sure of lies. Now that you're gone, I have all this extra money laying around,
So I include a little gift, love dad, 500 gold enclosed.
Armor Ratanas, I have a request for you.
I need a fresh cauliflower. Wait, do you have a cauliflower?
Or a recipe? I want to know if you're waiting one.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, don't forget to keep one cauliflower from this batch.
We have fertilizer.
Yeah.
I'll make a gold bar.
I'll put it in your weapons chest.
I didn't put it in there yet.
You put it in?
Well, I'm waiting for this bot to finish.
At least you could grab it.
What do I need to do that mission to what do we both go?
The cauliflower one?
The cauliflower we both need to do but the one of your bars one.
Oh no that's the community bundle.
Oh okay.
Did you make a gold bar yet?
Can you make one?
Is this it?
Is this the gold bar?
Yeah.
Can I make one? Is this it? Is this the bull ball?
Okay, time!
I'll take it in a while.
Yeah, I'll take some time. Oh, I'll take this.
Okay.
Hold on.
I'll take this.
I want...
I think I have 300, or should I put the fish?
Should I sell the fish?
What?
There's fish in this chest, the red one.
Yeah?
What about it?
I'm gonna sell them.
Wait, where's all that wood gone?
What's in there?
There's only 70 in there.
Oh yeah, I put some for the community mode though.
Alright.
What did you need?
I need 300 to build a bridge.
bridge what bridge with the ocean I did it already you did it already yeah I did it days ago
the one that appeared yeah what the fuck would you do that days ago
I'm down the road.
Doubtful.
I did!
Did you actually?
Yeah!
Okay.
I literally did!
I don't know, we didn't get enough water to the cat.
Uh-oh.
Is that water the cat?
Yeah, uh, so, when we build a bridge, that area has like four gene drops.
so it's always good to look because there's always like shells and stuff there that drops
Okay, I'm done farming the ocean. I'll go to a river now
Okay, I'm waiting for the gold bar to take it to the community center. That's a while
I
Every day is paradise
Real real
The push
Why is Hailey ignoring me?
What the fuck
I can't fix it, bitch.
I can't change it.
I don't know.
You can fix it. You can fix it, Ellie.
I can fix it, Ellie?
I can fix it.
Bro.
I can fix it, man.
What the fuck?
Oh, you think I can't fix it?
The fact you shouldn't be fixing anybody.
But I can fix it.
Before and after things to be fixed.
Why don't we teach the homeless guy how to fish? I just feel like this would solve a lot of the issues he's having.
Well, is no one in this town want to teach him?
Oh, they're good.
You know what I mean? Like, why isn't anybody teaching him?
I'm gonna buy the backpack, okay?
What?
I am going to buy the backpack.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I don't think I already had ten of those.
I got a chubb.
Damn, he got a chubb.
I got a chubb, Jack.
Oh shit, look at his chubb.
Ah, I knew it!
I knew we needed a fucking sea urchin, bro.
Oh Connor, I need your chubb!
What?
I-
What?
Language woman.
I need your tub don't sell it please, please don't sell it. I need it for the bundle.
Don't sell it, I need it for a bundle.
Don't sell much nub. I need it for the bundle please!
Please I need it for the bundle! I need it for the bundle!
What about Carl?
If you find a model of the show, I also need it for a bundle.
Can you please not forget?
Please don't forget. Please.
What? Carps and Carps?
A Carp?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I think I do.
Did you say Carp or Carb?
Carp.
Yes, I need a Carp.
Save the Carp, okay?
Carp.
I want a Chubb.
I need a Chubb and I need a Carp.
Hmm
Instant
Was that
Large mouth bass
What'd you do? Are you going to call me?
I didn't mean to. I want to talk to him and accidentally click on the drive can. I'm going to die.
Right in front of him?
Sebastian looked at me so mean. It was like, what are you doing?
Never date you now.
I forgot to fucking get my fucking backpack at the years.
It's still a large mouth pass.
He's waiting for a fucking...
It's still a large mouth.
What?
What the fuck just happened?
I got a codecine.
Can you read it?
Login to Pierre's! How may I help you?
No, he's... No, he's... He's...
Well, I can't see anything. Where am I?
Sorry, it's because we're zoomed in.
Um...
Come and get it, folks.
Kuban's for 50% off your purchase at Geronaut.
What the fuck is this? What am I looking at?
Well, am I... Am I wearing takers?
I was mid-fish.
Hi.
But, uh, I can't match those prices I'd be selling at the loss.
Got a business PR, you fucking bozo.
It must be so difficult for you to lose your loyal customers like that.
But can you blame them?
Better cooperation is clearly the superior choice.
Soon the hotel will realize that.
I'm with him, bro.
Fuck, my fish is gone.
God damn it, this is the worst day.
Ooh, does that count as being in the bubbles, chat?
Like, how in the bubbles do I need to be?
Good bats in the bubbles.
A beautiful cop.
What's your rid of?
Fuck, I'll dust-sprite. Dust-sprite.
What the fuck were my catching cans?
The judicial corporation needs to be fucking shut down.
That's how it done.
Really one inch here, fuck you now.
Come.
Cookie?
Robin has a tamper, oh god.
Just cash your lease, have a cash and sell.
Which fish do I need to get a knot?
Give it to me.
What do you got?
Not your business?
So I'm gonna sell the job I'm gonna sell the car
You want to chop up what else you want?
There's a regular car. Yeah, what else you got a large mouth bass and
And uh, all head.
Uh, I think I don't need those.
Okay.
What the hell do you want?
Where'd you put them?
Uh, in the fish box.
Thanks.
Model of Shell 2? I don't have a model of Shell.
I don't know who they are.
must have a really wait that thing that you put away oh my god I needed that you
didn't tell me that you didn't ask me I've asked like a million times you
to conch
it's okay if you find another one just bring it it's a cockle
okay was there a d-o from that it's not a conch oh a call file we need to give
one to what you call it
it's oldie
does someone need a green algae on my crazy am i giving that
Uh, not anymore.
Oh.
I was going to take this call flower, then.
Who's Jody?
She lives over here.
Okay.
Jody needs to lock the fuck in.
And when she wants something comes to the store.
Okay.
My house.
Oh, we didn't water the plants, by the way.
Oh, shit.
That's fine, right?
Uh...
Right?
I mean, we're gonna have to do it.
Our house isn't opening yet.
It's fine.
Fuck, Joey, open up.
Alright, well...
Hey, you can wander in at night. Let me see the calendar.
Any new jobs?
Yep.
Oh my God, it's Shane's birthday.
Should I eat the cauliflower?
You?
Yeah.
No, it's for Jody.
What if I won't?
Clint wants dirty copper ores.
Is that Jody?
That's Sam.
What do you want buddy? Leave me alone.
30 more minutes.
Give him a gift? I'm not giving him shit.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
I've never given Shane a gift and I will never give Shane a gift. I will not start now.
Actually, that's not true. Shame fucking bamboos with me. And stole a gift that I was supposed
to give Elliot.
Oh, that wasn't a perfect- are you kidding me? Small mouthbats. Jade and frozen geode,
cool.
Jode. Hello Jode. Here's your cauliflower, Jode.
What?
Do I have to like, take on her or something?
Hold the cauliflower in her hand and then give it to her.
Oh, it's delicious, thank you.
This is what I wanted.
It's going to be perfect for my yellow curry.
That was like five million dollars.
We got three fifty-four.
I guess it's back.
My cauliflower is five million dollars.
It is the world's most expensive cauliflower.
You need a frozen geode?
Yeah.
Oh, I haven't, so come over.
I'm here.
is there any benefit to casting them the thing wider I didn't get a suspect
answer. No, I'm going to say yes. Yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
Yeah. Can you date as a as a guy? Can I date guys on that? Yes. I'll
I did.
We can date men and women.
Hell yeah.
You can't date the matriarchist, Connor.
He's married.
He's married.
We literally can't.
If you don't know, let me know.
I don't know that.
I do know that.
You can't date him.
He's married.
I'm married for now.
He's not gonna divorce freakin' Robin!
Oh, she said Robin to the tempers, so maybe he wants to explore some other options.
Unless we install them on, they're not gonna get divorced.
Can I date the hobo?
We can get a mod that allows us to date basically anybody and as many as people as we want.
This is so limiting this game, like why can't I date the tree?
Can I date the largemouth fast?
You want to date the largemouth bass?
Hypothetically.
You want to fuck a fish?
Hypothetically.
Perverbial fishfuckers.
Could I date the chub?
You can't date the chub.
Have you tried?
Stick your penis in it see what happens
Oh new records
It's worth a lot you reckon well small mouth pass
There's a there's a book that we can find that allows us to see the price like the value of all items
You can either buy it, I think we can find it, but we can buy it off the bookseller.
The bookseller kind of sucks though, this is very expensive.
I think it's like 3k.
Everyone's a scam in this world, Bob.
That's true, everybody's a scammer.
If we get to water the plants, will we grow them dead?
I mean the fish smoker gobbles the price of fish.
You woke on that?
The fish smoker?
The fish smoker.
How'd I make that?
I don't make it. I think I have the recipe.
Do you?
I don't think I have it.
10k for the recipe.
Oh, lord, bro.
Everyone's had a scammy in this game.
Let me just share knowledge.
You're a tourist, that's very wise truth.
I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist, Fisher.
I'm gonna make this Zimbabwean dollar in this town, that's how fucking gold is gonna be
It's value and I'm down here
I think Sebastian and a fucking
Fucking
Sebastian and sound they keep or Sebastian smoking. Holy fuck. He's cool
Sebastian smoking he's ripping a seed
Yeah, he does ride a motorcycle. I don't remember that he smokes though.
Brain! You mean that right?
Uh, no, I think I already got it.
You already got a brain. You tell me you got a brain.
Yeah, I caught a brain.
You caught a brain?
Yes, I caught a brain!
Okay
I got trash is that
Is that good though, uh, if we had a recycler it would be good because we could just uh get the stuff and recycle
But right now trash is trash
And like we could get materials out of it
Oh, you slimy fuck.
Oh, this.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think, yeah, I think we could craft one, I think you can craft a recycling.
Wow, three purples, you know.
Purple.
Yeah.
Purple.
Oh, that's my last fish, that's my last fish for the day.
You just leveled my fishing too.
I don't think so. I mean, hmmm. Well, it can be kind of annoying and it can be kind of
hard but as long as you keep doing stuff and there's like books that you can read that
will help with leveling up. But I don't think it's that hard.
You actually capped pretty quickly
You're one of the plans no
Leave it to the man as always
Why she can't fucking see anything now
Oh
We got energy
We like dead plants. I hope you like dead plants. Oh
I just want us to do it, but I'm all exhausted now
Now we put some-
Me so hats, Oki-Oki, come to old old house, poke, bring coins, Hat Mouse.
The Hat Mouse!
What's on your yard?
Huh?
What?
Is that supposed to be-
That's the Hat Mouse!
I am not the Hat Mouse!
What do you do get out of my fucking the house
You got into my house the other day
That is nobody to give you to go to my house. Oh, excuse me. I
Wouldn't have made it. Oh fisher with 25 cent more. This was required to craft cramp pulse reduced
I mean, will that take effect now? You level up fishing pretty fast. Yeah, what can I say?
Yeah, you're welcome I just got as a grand
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
When I chose the other one, when I had to pick, I thought it was, I got it.
No, you had to choose one. What one did you pick?
Oh, I chose the wrong one. Can I undo that?
No.
Fuck!
What did you choose?
The trapezoid, some idiot.
You picked trapper? Oh, no!
I didn't know, I didn't know it was a choice. I just fucking, I just saw, like, I, oh my god.
Oh, that sucks. Now I don't want to fish anymore.
We can't restart the day.
No, no, no, let's run fishing for you now.
I have a question though, if you catch the fish and then if I level up fishing and I do it and I choose the other one.
You can change it with books?
Oh yeah, you could.
Let's run fishing for you.
You could, we could change your books, alright.
Well, let's run book to change it.
No, it's fine. The one thing I like in this world is the wind now.
green vegetable we need that do I give that to you
oh no I used it already you can we can sell it
where is it?
stay there
you just started the day restart the day right?
restart the day if we restart it's gonna restart at the beginning
No, this is you can restart the day now.
Okay, let's do it. I forgot.
Are you sure?
I'm gonna do it, yeah.
Okay.
Let's see if we can choose.
I don't think they're wrong, let's have a look.
Are kicked.
Are kicked.
Yeah, no, it's not, it's not going to happen.
Ah, fine. Not a reveal.
Oh, it's a shame. I fucked up.
It's okay.
We can change it with bloke.
Yeah, I'll just jump over cliff in the meantime.
No, I'm alright.
I've come up with that. It's so annoying.
It's okay. We'll just change it.
I wasn't... I... I... I didn't know.
I should have read.
That's an iPhone.
No, it's just the thing I fucking love is ruined.
The only thing I care about in this world is ruined, so yeah, it's just traumatic.
Breath.
Do we have an aquamarine or no?
No.
Wait.
Come on, I don't know where.
There's no where we don't have one. We definitely have one. We had one but we don't have one anymore, it appears.
I don't want to push myself to the limits of fishing worlds, I want to become the fucking
go to fish.
Who's the current go to fish?
uh you are that's right i was it's like fumble
it's crazy it's a i think they gave me a choice and it's like do you want free money or
googoo gaga shit and i was like
gonna do it okay i'm gonna
if you know you if you're gonna use your tools put it in the tool chest
does it hold chest? yes white chest is only for tools
cool
okay
okay
what are you saving tracks?
I thought you said it had value
I mean if we have a recycler yes
Oh, we don't have one yet.
Are you alright?
Yeah.
What are you doing now?
fishing
People go to this traffic choice. Look, I I don't even know I made a mistake. Yeah, I don't
I'm gonna be reminded every day when I saw fish like it had more
Now I have to read this is the worst day
Yeah, I should read I'm so dumb
To break and blast and have value
If you find a gold fish, I have ghost fish
Oh well, our funs will complete it.
Um, my name ring.
Holy fuck, is there any fish in this water?
I'm getting algae, algae, algae.
Algae, algae, algae.
I need a- if you find a frozen tear.
There's nothing in here.
Connor, I'm about to spend $2,500 gold.
Perfect.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What'd you get?
Chocolate cake.
What the fuck do you need that for?
I had to put money in the bundle.
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck was that, bitch?
I had no chance. What the hell was that?
I need a blursword, bro.
What was that, chef?
There's a legendary fish.
And there he is.
Oh, what's this? White algae?
It's white algae.
White algae.
Probably an ice pig. What's that?
Ice pig.
Pig.
Thanks for the gift of some semi-hammer.
I spell on lucky days. Check TV.
Everyday is a lucky day when you want fucking arms like me.
Get the fucking cannons. Catch fishing.
I'm going to buy a sword.
Sure.
When the time comes, I will demand a new rod.
You will be given a new rod.
How much is the rod that I need, Cher?
Seven K.
Seven?
Yeah.
I could have bought it now.
We can make it.
Oh, I see you.
Hi.
What's up?
All my manager's fishing.
I'm going in, bro.
More fishing now.
The mines.
Rub-a-long.
You didn't tell me there was a milk workout class. Is this true?
What?
There's a milk workout class.
Yes, on Tuesdays the girls gathered.
Why do you think this is important to tell me about?
What? I didn't know you wanted to know about the Tuesday yoga class.
I've noticed in the mummy yoga class it's a bear is all the women in the town do it
Why I have a rack why was I invited I'm sorry why don't you go take your titties down
the pier home Tuesdays I will say it's Sunday
Hey.
Who's there?
Algae Andy bro, what the hell?
Oh there it is
Fuck off. Oh that was mine. See that was fucking mine. They spoke in mouse mate. They spoke in mouse one
That was so easy to get to chat
What the fuck was that man?
Soggy newspaper?
This is trash. Okay.
Who's throwing newspaper in a fucking cave?
You got the mother cat cheating me.
Oh look on the newspaper it says idiot chose trapper when offered level up.
We'll fix it, we'll get it fixed, don't worry.
I hope you had a great stream!
hi hi oh my god look at those ghosts you guys go ghost hunting today
oh god i'm gonna die of exhaustion
stroke my rod for the ghost reign
i does how does one like respect i've never had to do it because i never made a mistake
Is silver or gold better?
Cold is better.
Why?
I'm wondering.
I got a purple one, I'm just gonna pop one more basically.
I
Don't like
The ghost fish McGee over here
Ghost fish McGee bro
I think he's...
Oh, what the...
It's a nice thing to have.
We're working.
I can't find my way down.
Just save the ghostfish for me, please.
Maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
So I just gonna take it?
Yeah, you can take it.
I'll take it. I'll save you the work and I can sell the rest.
Come on, thanks.
For 25 cents less money than I would've.
Pardon me.
You're gonna make yourself sick.
I'm sick of...
Argh!
You're gonna make yourself sick.
I'm already sick to my stomach watching my gameplay.
You need to relax.
This is supposed to be a cozy relaxing game.
Not because of a time like this.
Oh my god, it's midnight!
RUN!
My Dursfish added.
Thanks.
Where'd your passion in for him?
You gotta come down.
Might be dead slash SRS.
What?
How do you know when I'm running him back?
Oh, I'm freaking lost.
Oh, man.
Did you order the plants?
No.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sure.
I could have eaten them already done.
Oh, my God.
Why would you do that?
Gene Algee, should I keep it?
Or sell it?
Keep it.
You can eat it.
All right.
Keep it.
I'll get you.
What?
What?
Rosie Naldi.
That's good for you!
All hiring and fishing, my weakest day yet.
Are you gonna cry about fishing all day?
Yes!
I'm gonna cry about fishing and end up with booksellers and that one.
Who's that?
I saw books.
So long since I've hit me, dear. Things are so much...
Uh, same as I did back then. I don't miss you very much.
She gave grandma let me money?
Yes, grandma.
Me. Hi. Me so hat. Okay. Pope. Okay. The Pope. The hat.
Me ma let me money?
Dear Ratnaz, how's the country life going for you?
It's been no need, you would tell you.
But I'm proud of what you're doing. Love, dad.
Strawberry.
I'm too low for some money for grandma left for you.
Strawberry!
I want strawberry!
I knew it too.
Thanks!
Alright, well...
What are the minerals go, rubies?
In the mineral box.
Which one's the mineral, rats?
No, it's a fishing one.
Okay, I'm gonna go the mines
They don't feel something
Feel something
And kill something you were like the most romantic
Guy that I know
dramatic god you think it is dramatic missing out on a 25% boost to your income
I told you you could have woke up in the morning and had a fucking trap or you
could have a 25% boost to your livelihood you'd be pissed if your ex
I simply said the other one.
Okay.
Would you know?
I mean I wouldn't cry, keep on crying about it.
I would keep on crying about it.
You wouldn't?
I'm sorry.
Let's see.
This one will be okay.
This is nice.
I'm gonna sell this for all Bay.
I'm gonna sell the strawberry are you okay with it why would I care I don't
know if you're okay with it or not I feel like it's a valid question
No no no no dude.
Dude I feel like when I'm in the mines,
like I never find a fucking...
What?
Well this dad is sick, I can give him a fucking British treatment.
Does anyone have an extra- you're a wooly.
Oh, Willy. Willy wants an extra eel.
Who does he?
Yeah, I'll bring one.
Oh, I think Willy's a prick.
What the...
I've been a gagger. I like life, too.
I'm not a fucking prick, eh?
I'm not allowed. We don't have the eels.
You guess we sold it?
No, I don't. We sold it.
well I don't know how to keep on the show I saw my self okay
Connor do you still have those massive knockers why are you asking that somebody
Yeah, I do. Yes, the Lodge?
Connor don't want the Twops. Twops are stupid.
If you find a frozen tear, you know where to come, me.
Buy all the green algae, is it worth?
I mean, if you need, if you need energy.
Can I eat all in one go?
No.
So...
Well, I fished fish for a reason I guess.
What is wrong with you?
Are you gonna be okay?
No.
No.
That's not gonna happen.
This is me, I'm going to pass on the cave.
Oh, okay.
What floor are you on?
670.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm in the mine, they can't be here.
I just need a moment.
I need help back there, thank you.
Sometimes when you have like a tough day, you just need like a moment, you know?
Yeah.
If I mean Sebastian go to smoke cigarettes.
You didn't have smoke cigarettes with Sebastian.
Yeah, we do.
We're tight like that.
I found the hole.
Really?
Yes, it's near the entrance.
Got it.
Yeah, it is close to the entrance.
Oh, look at that.
There's nine.
Is that an upgrade or a...
Yeah, how do we upgrade this shit?
This should have said dog water.
Wait
Well the only gear
I
Really do make you have to hit everything on yeah
On it what master slingshot
I got a bunch of them.
Alright, I'm gonna go for a rest.
How many levels are there? 100?
100.
100 and fucking 20?
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking laugh.
I'm gonna go for...
I'm gonna beat every Giggle I have, oiis!
I'm gonna stop real quick.
Is your ass clean?
Yeah, just like in water the plants.
Aaaaaaah!
Oh man, I can't even stretch anymore.
Come on.
I can't even stretch anymore, Shat.
I'm wearing things in here.
What do you mean? You can stretch anytime.
Men can't stretch it.
Wow, there's so much diamond in here.
Male stretching epidemic.
I think it's one day of watering, they just die.
What?
They don't grow.
Did they die?
I don't know, I've never not watered them before.
Nice.
I think they just don't grow.
Okay.
Brother, what is this farm?
Look, it's starting valley, but it should just be called fishing simulator for me.
Oh, I forgot to pick up.
The last bonus.
Uh, ew.
You think you're so cool with all those fish all day?
No, people say it's lame.
Not lame to fish?
People say I'm f***ing lame when I fish.
What's my name?
Where's my phone?
Oh
This guy stinks me
Our next to the chest, Bodo sends things in.
You're good at fishing, you're bad at selling them.
You got to make sure all the content, currently my first trip to Japan already ironing properties in the countryside.
That is, you see enjoying one of my favorites.
You trust that your own study value.
Level 2 combat.
Ooh, level 4 mining.
I'll handle it.
I have like three diamonds. If we saw it, we could probably do it.
You're wrong.
Yeah, we're getting together in a panna dance. If you can find a panna, you might even want to participate in the dance yourself.
We'll clear them beyond the forest west of the town. We hold the dance right between 9 and 2 p.m., if you're interested.
I can't wait to see what's going on.
and beyond the forest west of the town we hold the dance right between nine and two p.m. if you're
interested.
There we have no seeds.
Yeah well I'm gonna go fish.
What's the fish?
Well, you can fish near the mines.
That's what I was doing.
Well, you can fish in the river.
Is that not the same?
No.
In the river near town.
That's not the same.
The place near the mines, that's the lake, the mountain.
Oh. The river down there is a river.
It's a light coming on at us.
Whoa.
Oh yeah, you get big different fishes for like rain and stuff too.
This one's tough.
Yeah.
What is this catfish?
Catfish.
Oh yeah.
Are you going to go check on the yoga class?
Yeah.
I'm going to go check on the yoga class.
I'm going to go check on the yoga class.
I'm going to go check on the yoga class.
No, I don't deserve it.
What?
Your class is the winners.
Hmm, no.
Oh my god, you're such a babby.
Wow, a geotwooth? Anything is like any pun in getting them.
Yes, you can open them with a black suit if you want, but they're 25 gold.
Every time you open them.
That room is pretty good, Gem's eyes are pretty blue.
Is that you?
I'll take a few.
This has to be a catfish trap.
These are annoying.
Oh no, it's all broken.
Fuck is this?
Here's a cap.
We've got 33 Geo's.
Uh, you know, by here.
That's a big catfish!
Oh, there's a normal one.
So there's like, if it's purple, like, how much does that...
Um, increase the value.
That's way more than that.
That's for shows.
Okay, we need 5 copper ingots and 2k to upgrade pickets.
Okay, we should have five copper ingots, man.
We do, but I'm processing geo right now.
What's this one? Shand?
Oh, we need that.
Yeah.
the
I
See
Again
Please what anything?
What?
Glasses?
If you recycle them.
Oh, babe, nice.
doesn't use only bait oh catfish come on Rosie
dude
this is so troll just give me the fucking fish
It's a passion.
Stay away from him.
You came to me bro.
You walked through me.
I
Lost me
How does the bait catch algae doesn't make any fucking sense good news
As tomorrow the minecarts will be repaired which means we can use the minecarts to get
around time.
Here are the Nemo's people to look forward.
Thanks, Nemo's.
I'll be back soon.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
River Jelly
Cream
Bye.
Bye.
I know.
Hold the music and go right to a secret chest above the track.
There's a secret chest here?
It's so hot and perfect in the catfish.
I'm here.
Right?
Right.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
So, I'm on a concave line at the same time.
All right.
Oh, I'm sorry, I did, I went through a hole.
Last fish, last fish, come on do some good.
That's fish come on give me some good
They still part
It's not yet it's not water have to go to sleep
I
Go try how do you do that?
What is that in the hope yeah, but I can't question that I'm not
Can't break it. Yeah, I'm not strong enough different season
great.
I'm going back now.
I'm going back now. How do I get the tiger trout?
Uh, I brought one tiger trout as a season.
One tiger trout as a...
Oh, my summer's coming. Tomorrow's the dance.
We're going to the dance tomorrow, Bonner. The dance!
River Jelly.
I got some Star Fertsies, but we have to plant them in the summer time.
So locked in?
Yeah, minus 25.
Every time I sleep, minus 25, shit.
I'm tired of that.
I feel
They use the mine cart now
It's like late we can take the mine cart back home to the bus stop. Oh cool mayonnaise machine
The mayonnaise machine.
Oh?
Yeah, to make mayonnaise with eggs.
Oh yeah, chicken poop.
Oh wait, sprinklers, that's good.
That's ridiculous.
I can't get the tie to Trout right now?
I don't know why I'm...
Hmm.
He really does have tits.
Try him, Ralph.
May I upgrade my pickaxe?
Yeah, if you upgrade mine too.
Okay, what are you going to give it to me?
Wait, but I don't know if we can upgrade ours both at the same time.
Hat, do you know if we can upgrade ours at the same time?
Yeah, it can't be at the same time. Do you want me to do that?
I do, I do.
I do.
Ladies, first comment.
So the bubbles are my guarantee to get some good or no.
What?
What color do we have to go to the flower dance?
Really? Where is it?
It's in the forest, come on.
I couldn't- I wouldn't be able to upgrade anyway.
Where are you right now?
Uh, at the lake? The river? The fishing?
Like over there?
Yeah.
Where is it?
go to town and we will go to town go to the left
hurry come hurry
look how come
he's other man
look how come
up in town
they come down
the left
yes to where the blue house is
mmm
I'm at the Blue House.
I'm at the Blue House.
Yeah, come to me.
Over here.
We're here.
Right, let's go.
Yeah.
Let's go for the dance.
The flower dance.
We're here at the flower dance.
So shall I ask you to dance?
You can ask where we want the things Oh I can ask you
I don't want these fucking things You don't have to buy them
A RACRO
AI mouse, how are feeling any better these days if so much better than you wish best
of health?
I'm just here enjoying the scenery.
Oh, you can actually...
Yeah, totally.
Oh.
I'm having to give it an option.
Yeah.
Hmm.
That.
Partner.
He said no.
We can dance with each other.
Will you dance with me?
Ah, sure.
We'll dance here.
Now we're dance partners.
How's that work?
We just have a life.
We have to talk to the mayor to start.
Honestly, unless we have like a lot of hearts with people, no one will dance with you the
first year.
That's so sad.
Because everybody's like, oh, look at this.
I can't talk to anyone.
Yeah, because we talked to everybody already.
Oh.
And because you picked me as your dance founder.
You want to start the dance?
Sure.
We're going to dance now.
How does that work?
Watch.
Was it line dancing?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
See?
Thank you.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What? What do you mean that's it? We're dancing!
This is dancing?
This looks like the dancing you were doing on your stream, your whale stream.
No, I was just going down the moves.
Way more complicated than this.
That was fun!
That was fun? That's it! That's it!
Was it?
That was no time!
Yep, now I need to go to bed.
What a fucking waste of-
What?
The dance, the summer, the spring dance, but-
Did you order the plants?
No.
How the hell did she manage to farm?
My farm is doing great in its driving.
Fuck, did you not target him?
I'm a genius.
Wait, wait, what is the cat bone?
What is the cat bone?
That's yours forget
Here some bitties to get seven rolls
No crops
Listen, the summer the spring is almost over
Unless we plant something that grows really fast will you speed grow? There's no point
level three farming we can craft the house
we can make honey that's it's important I need I need a rod the fitting of my
That's a low blow.
Here Rottanus, I ordered too much fertilizer for my spread of garden.
I bet you can put it to simply use.
Take care, Jody.
Don't you give me fertilizer?
It's not cool.
Contour.
So there's a lake somewhere?
Then they even if I could say, yeah, there's a lake.
Look at the map.
Look at the bodies of water.
All the bodies of water are different.
Look at the sunfish from that pool.
Why do you want sunfish?
The lake is over there.
Oh yeah!
Uh, one of the person wants a sunfish.
Where do I get a sunfish from? There at the mine.
Oh right, that's where I go.
I'll go and get a sunfish for you.
Thank you.
I'm going to give Clint my axe for my pickaxe.
So I'll breed it.
I'm a lot of beer and I'm ready to fish.
You don't fuck.
You know I'll do the five
What the hell
Where's the worst of this where's this
The mangroves are Minecraft spires, like...
Hmm
He took it river Charlie
He didn't show it like bubble of room
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
Rusty cog.
Rusty cog?
I'll drop it.
You can't?
No.
Oh, I guess you can go in a jiff.
Oh, man.
You've got a chode?
Yeah, he's a chode.
I mean you can't get a sunfish it's not sunny if that's actually how it's decided in the
game that's the dumbest you ever heard in my life yes not why
bubbles honestly bubbles
Awww
It's called a sunfish
Do you think it doesn't show out in the sun in real life?
Do you think it's possible to catch a sunfish?
It's not sunny in real life
There's no sun
Where is it though?
It looks so happy, can see.
I should better get the Sunfish while it's raining.
get the sunfish. Why? I don't think it...
What do you mean?
We had six thousand.
I have to buy the upgrade from my pickaxe.
No more buying things after this.
Okay.
I need my uh...
What did you call it?
My rod.
I need my, uh, what'd you call it?
My rod.
The hell's that noise?
What?
The hell's that noise?
I know.
What's that noise?
What's that like?
I thought it was chopping down a tree.
What was that?
Hello.
Hello.
Connor, it's me.
What are you doing?
I'm chopping down trees.
Oh, welcome.
Oh, here.
What are you doing this? I can't hear it.
Huh?
What are you doing this? I can't see.
I'm around where you are.
I'm in the area.
I'm in the vicinity.
Hello.
Hello.
How can I help you?
There's an iPhone.
There's a phone.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm gonna help you.
There's an icon on the table.
Oh.
Oh, I have a new record.
Oh, cool.
Oh, it's like a purple one, I think.
A large mouth-batch and we've begun in the mountains.
You're in the mountains right now.
That means you can take advantage of the frenzy.
I can see it. What the fuck? How do I get out of this fish?
Oh shit, shit. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Okay, hold on.
Wow. What a frenzy.
It's a frenzy! A frenzy!
I've never heard of this happening.
A frenzy?
A frenzy has happened sometimes.
Damn, I see so many of them and none of them are going on my rod.
You're a master figure.
Oh, that's a fancy last fall.
I don't know.
Come on.
Oh.
Come on.
All gone.
Yeah.
Oh, it's just stopped.
Oh no, it's all gone.
Wow.
What a frenzy.
Oh my god, I failed to get her first, I'm going to jump off the floor, I'm just wondering how you do.
I
Oh
Always we got a purple one purple one boys
Fuck it's gonna lay it with the fish
fish.
Uh-oh.
Fish is too good, I can't help myself.
We're getting chest.
Copper oil.
Alright, I'll call it quits.
I didn't grab the fish.
I threw in the trash, are you kidding me?
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, I threw in the trash.
I put up with the wood in the trash.
Oh.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay, Brad.
Are you alright?
You look so sad.
It's like you're going through it.
Sorry.
What are you on the right?
No, no, my fucking...
Wait, maker!
Trap boba, sona boba.
What the shit?
I can make some shit, that's kind of cool, oh need a normal skip try, I didn't see you
both give me five, thank you so much, I didn't see that, I was too busy fishing, as you can
see now.
What the?
You were in my bed!
Yeah, I apologize. Oh, I couldn't make it to mine.
The spirits are very displeased today, they won't make your life difficult.
Fuck off.
Fuck off, mate.
Fuck off, mate.
The strawberry! The strawberry!
It's a healthy strawberry.
Wait, what did you put here?
Root seed?
What is it, 26?
Can we take those out?
No.
What the fuck, man?
Alright, you need to pay attention to the days, because...
Spring is almost over.
It's gonna be okay, buddy.
It's gonna be okay.
We're gonna die anyway.
That's fun.
The minecart's cool at least.
Yeah.
It's good.
It's good to have the minecart.
It's good. It's good to have the minecart
I'm with you man
We're going to get some fish from up right
I
Know our place for it. Oh
No, it's the river
This is the river you gotta go down. Let's go sunfish. Let's go
I need you on
Wait, where's Emily chill? Where she at?
Uh, she lives in the house with, um...
Chat, Emily lives with Haley, right?
Emily lives with Haley in the house near Mexico Blue House.
You two iron balls?
Iron?
No.
Yeah, I do.
Good.
Bye.
And I can make a better thing for my rod.
Is that some iron ingots?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think if I take that I can make a better world attachment.
Where are you?
I'll get the sunfish first.
I'm in front of JoJo.
Well, behind JoJo fishing.
I'm scoping the joint between the fish yeah I'm looking if there's any great places to lay any seafall
what's up
Hello, I have something to give you.
What?
Where'd I go?
What?
You got iron balls?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You got a...
You got a...
Hmm.
Okay.
Here you go.
Hmm.
But no?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Thanks!
But now I can make...
...spinner.
Read that book!
How do I attach the spinner?
Do you have a rod? Do you have the right click on the rod with the spinner?
But I read the book.
Hold it in your hand and click.
Oh.
Oh, he had better rod. Will the next one be able to use it?
It's a bit close to getting it.
It's...
I'm laying in the house, I just gave her the fish.
Oh, okay, I'll...
That ain't the gold, you stupid hole!
Where's the house again, sorry?
Next to the blue house.
Oh, okay, okay.
Look at her, those.
Don't ask Ho.
95? She's a cheap motherfucker.
I'm trying to do a kickflip.
You can't do a kickflip.
You don't know how to do it. You suck.
You stink.
You didn't try to do a kickflip your whole life.
You're fucking losing.
You stink. You smell.
And you're a loser and no one will ever love you.
No one will ever love you.
That's why you only have one friend.
I'm trying to keep the art of fishing alive, I'll pay 100 golds to any efficient enthusiast
who catches two smallmouth bass.
I have two of those.
Here, what?
Yeah but you have to like catch them now.
I can catch some instantly.
Where are they?
About Georgie Mall.
I'm involved.
We don't have one.
There's already an image call another one. I gotta go. Where do I get this first?
And will he give your price ticket
You can take the price ticket to the mayor's house and get a price from the ticket machine
I don't prize. I'm here to fucking prove my love
I do you can give it to me. I
Want the price
Oh, you're gonna be spending seven grand on a rod.
I think I've made a lot of money.
I'm nasty.
Oh look. Yeah, Anna's on fish. Right here. I got four of my inventory, sadly, I have to
catch them
I got that waste in the plant
I got a brain!
I got a brain! Oh nice!
Oh no, I'm exhausted!
What are you even doing?
What?
What is a what?
Popping trees.
What are you shopping trees all the time?
Why do I keep getting dreams?
Why do I keep getting dreams?
Oh, so.
That's not funny.
That's not funny.
You gotta have patience when fishing.
Oh yeah, like the patience that you don't have.
You don't have I think I have plenty of patience until I'm level six. I'm sorry. I'm very smart this whole time
I've heard you do nothing will complain while you're fishing
That's not true
As a man, I don't read I just feel the ocean
Every doctor really appreciates you to get carried off a little bit.
Hey, you're one.
I'm looking at my face.
Hey, it's mine.
Here you go, sir.
I'll get there.
I'm a Willy.
Can I go?
I got it.
Hey, let me get there.
So you want a fish huh? Wait where would he be now?
Uh, oh he's probably asleep.
Oh, he's looking at the bar.
You think he's at the bar?
Friday night? Fishin'?
He's havin' the bar.
Probably unclear.
There is.
Oh my god, he was in here.
I got my prize, Bikki! Can I have yours?
Huh, I'm outside.
Can you give it to me? Thanks.
I gotta buy a road tomorrow. I'll be happy.
I got to buy a room tomorrow.
Hello there, Rottemaus.
What does two prize tickets give you?
Just loading some more prizes into the machine. You get to put them in the prize machine.
machine. Look at that. You get random stuff. I'm gonna cut scene right now. It's a new program I've come up with to help promote a straight up goodwill among the townsfolk you included. It's pretty simple. Sometimes when you help out others in town, you receive a prize ticket and you can turn them in for rewards. What time is it? I love them. 11.
Come on, are we able?
Oh no, it's gone to bed.
There you go, P.
He's got a tree!
You got a tree!
You got a tree!
Out of my way, morning.
It's a peach sapling.
I don't know.
I got a butt, I got a butt cheek tree.
Here's a summer squash.
We'll plant the tree tomorrow.
340.
Three four a G!
I'm going to try the Axe Proficiency crafting recipe.
Mastu.
Mastu.
Mmm.
My soup is another Welsh delicacy.
Well, well, well, if that's your own path.
What the heck?
I have a large thing.
Fuck yeah enough to buy my special gold.
We have one more day and the month is over.
I'll probably, uh, pick up what he had off then, after that.
I'm gonna go buy one tomorrow.
I'm kinda tired.
My pickaxe is ready!
Oh!
Connor?
I have to tell you something.
I got this tree and I'm gonna plant it.
Do not cut it down.
Okay.
It is a peep sapling tree.
I'm gonna put it over here.
Okay.
Do not cut it.
Not cutting.
Uh, I don't, like, that's not a fish, I don't know how you think I would do that.
Cutter, don't cut it!
It's a fish, right?
It's not a fish, it's a tree.
But I don't know, I don't understand what you're asking.
Please do not cut down the tree.
So cut it down when it blooms?
No, do not cut the tree!
There's a cut it down on the rest of the month do not cut down the tree
Well, where's Willie going? I need your shop. Oh, buddy
25
You're noyster?
Yes.
Oh my eyeball!
Oh, you little birds!
Hello!
Did you try to pick up the artifact spot? I did, but I realized I don't have a hoe.
Get a hoe.
Everybody needs one.
Isn't Twilight last day?
Yeah.
What did you do today?
Okay, well, two more days.
Open up, Willie! I know you're in there!
Open the door!
He's not here.
Well he needs EO.
Is he not in front of Aunt Terry?
Where the fuck is he?
He's probably here.
Brother, his store is open right now. I don't give a fuck what he's doing. He needs to come back.
I got coral!
Not golden.
Don't tell him that.
Where is he, chef?
Where is he?
Discuss why Willy is a piece of shit in jail.
It's his day off.
Day off on the seas?
Okay, and then he'll be in tomorrow.
We can do it.
Oh, no wait.
We're gonna end it at the end of the month then.
We can get the rod next time.
Okay, and then he'll be in tomorrow.
We can do it.
Oh, no wait.
You can get the rod next time.
If I make it till next time.
We're gonna play again, right?
I don't know.
What?
I thought you loved the game. I thought you liked it.
Dude, I just don't like where Willy is right now.
I actually really like it.
Yeah?
I don't believe the show up there
There are smallish rods
Ah, he's got you!
What's up with that?
listen to the dark damn cabin makes the ocean I don't think he's okay I did not
why did this happen oh so okay cool so I can just make a fucking fantasy worlds
in my head oh yeah this did not happen what are you talking about
I made it to level 80. I got firewalker boots. So, do you know you can pick up your boots?
I'm boots? Yes, I'm level 80.
Well...
I'm level 80.
Oh, I'm glad you're alcohol.
I'm gonna fucking stalk Willy's house. I'm gonna wait for him to come home.
Come home, Willy. I'm waiting, Willy. I'm outside.
Take your phone, check the round camera. I'm here, Willy.
He's stalking him.
Dear Fork, us to your behavior.
Why can't I just take the rod and leave the money on the counter?
May he should trust you enough, huh?
Open the damn door with me!
Open the damn fucking door with me!
I'm pounding gameplay this is what I've been doing for 40 hours chat
Yeah.
Our poundings are stopping gameplay.
Why does Connor's character have big ol' teeth?
I- cause I- while I was setting up the character I couldn't see and I guess I- I chose the
massive honkers option and now I'm stuck with honkers and Jack is talking about it
the massive not this I didn't get the fucking fish again did I? I hate this
I did I did I didn't I didn't see you it's just
It's gonna be okay
You're not going to sell you the rod?
I don't know what else to do.
I'm just going to sit here.
You have to buy from me when the store is open.
You have to buy from me when the store is open.
He's gonna sell me the rod whether he's awake or not.
That's not gonna be okay.
Oh he wants you.
Who wants you?
Willy.
You see him?
No, but that was like the job posting.
I can't find you.
No, I wouldn't die.
I'm living on the edge.
What are you doing?
I have no food to heal the next level was there a like
What?
What?
In the mines.
Uh, 80.
There's a light?
Is there a light?
That's not behind the arrow.
In the mines?
I'm a bother.
I'm a butt!
I don't know what else I can do.
I don't know what else I can do.
I don't know what else I can do.
I'm not even fishing so much, because I don't know what else I can do.
It's my calling.
It's what he enjoys.
Leave him be.
Ancient seed and halibut roe.
Uh-oh.
Ancient seed.
We gotta take that to Gunter.
You need Carl or no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I need Carl now.
Carl?
Hmm.
Oh no.
We can sell it.
It's in bunny.
Carl.
I'm coming.
You can get it tomorrow.
Tomorrow's not good enough.
On the 28th.
The final day of the month.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, ancient seed is so good. Is it really?
Did you get ancient seed like to plant or an ancient seed?
Ancient seed like an ancient.
I just... I need Willy's rot.
I need his rot.
I need it.
You water the ponds.
No.
Well, I don't have any energy.
I will die.
You want to inform me?
That one.
Go away.
We need the Osta, you said, right?
What?
We need the Osta?
Yes.
So I shouldn't do that.
We need the oyster, you said, right?
What?
We need the oyster?
Yes.
So I shouldn't throw it away?
No, don't!
Okay.
What are you, a tree?
You don't need to water the tree.
All right.
Yes.
And they produce expensive fruit, so it's always great to have trees.
Oh
What if you click on the moon a lot he is man, really? Yeah
But I'm making so much money
I learned omelette.
What's my fortune for today?
The spirit is somewhat annoying today.
Luck will not be on your side.
Oh, Dmitrius is in my house.
I lot in us.
I have some good news for you.
ago I made a breakthrough in my research on the local environment. I'll spray the technical
details and get some point. You know the empty cave you have over in the cliffs? You'll have a way to
turn into something useful for a go-to-look. I like to set up the cave to attract some local
species. That way I can observe them in a more controlled environment and you can harvest
whatever products they produce. I can either set up the cave to attract mushrooms or fruit
bats. The bats will sometimes they fruit for you to collect. Is it okay if I choose bats?
I
Know I know everybody's like all do mushroom cave, but I'm telling you trust me
It's better to have a fruit cave than a mushroom cave because you get off you get a mushroom cave later
You say boss
That's a better bro the fruit cave is pink. I
Made a mistake and I got the mushroom cave and I'm friggin idiot and never do laying in
Really?
Yes, I'm a romance.
I should be home in the town square.
Bring me JoJo Cola.
75 Gold.
JoJo Kodo.
What's down there?
Oh, there's a legendary fish on east pier near the beach.
Scram!
I got a 5-quilt, take a look.
Lily? I'm the fucking wrong buddy.
Oh, I was 7,500, okay.
I don't think we ever know.
Surely I can attach things.
Wow, I immediately got trashed with my fucking Deluxe Bay.
That's it! I got a fucking shit anchovy!
What is that you're using the wrong rod?
I'm the leader, give it to me.
Okay.
You can take the bait off of a rod if you put it on the wrong rod, Venomay.
I'm gonna put on the wrong one.
Oh, okay.
Put on the wrong one.
I'm gonna use the wrong rod.
This bait isn't getting much.
This bait isn't getting much.
Hmm.
Hmm
I'm not getting fucking anything
I'm getting just fucking saw beans.
What is this?
Look.
Oh my god, I'm just Palmer getting sardines.
This is so sad!
No!
Maybe you should try another place?
Just... something?
Are you okay?
Fucking Robert!
I don't think I've ever heard you make those sounds in my life.
Are you okay?
Yes.
What is it?
It's a little bit of a sodding.
It's a little bit of a sodding.
the same?
what the fuck?
don't be okay buddy
what's another Sardine?
it's the exact same catch pattern
oh, fuck you, strong
oh, he's so relevant, i'm sorry
what was that?
I forgot how to get the brush, do you remember?
Isn't it like the last day of the month?
Oh, plounder.
That looks something different.
Oh, it's well old, never mind.
I'll get it next month at least it's relaxing yes I like sardines so I do like them I get
You don't want to catch me anymore.
You don't want to catch me anymore.
No, I don't want to catch anymore!
Um, are you alright?
No.
Where are you?
Hey, there's bubbles over here.
I'm on the side of the pier.
Which side?
We're where we live.
I don't want to talk too early.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
you like sardines
fuck
we can just sell them don't worry
we'll sell all the sardines
we're coming for a legendary fish
we're gonna sell all the sardines
another one
oh I'm out I'm full on sardines
I should have been in this game to Sardine Valley.
Sardine Valley.
I have to move.
Sardines, you don't have to move.
Isn't this stupid?
Why am I full on Sardines?
It's a herring sign.
The tuna incident all over again.
Hey.
Ooh.
Yaw.
Got you.
Your fishing tackle has worn out.
What?
You're kidding me, that cost me two iron to make.
And it's gone, it's worn out?
Oh yeah, you gotta keep making them, they wear out.
What?
Yeah, I forgot to tell you that.
They wear out, you gotta keep on making them.
Oh
Oh
I got a lot of fish so maybe maybe we'll have made a lot of money. I don't know
Who knows
Yeah, man
Big hole I got I got sheen's new herring
and I got this from Zezo town this sardine
I'm officially that exact spot tomorrow now this is my last nine boys
okay I'm tired and I owe you a bill tomorrow so I'm gonna call it do you order the plants
No, it doesn't matter because they're all gonna die. Tomorrow is the new month.
Tomorrow, when we start playing again, we have to go get seeds and plant summer seeds.
But I have some summer seeds.
Okay, cool.
I'll take a few summer seeds so we can plant.
Okay, I got a big one.
Oh, some fishing.
Oh, you're crafting this with treasure hunter, Hulk, Baba.
Big fish.
Oh, wow, the Shah beans.
Where am I?
Summer time, summer time.
Then flounders worth a lot.
You know, how many of those?
You join next time, I'm sure pretty much.
Alright, should we say?
Yep, it'll just start at the right time.
The music is so good.
That's fun.
Nice movies.
Thank you.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah, we're gonna end there for today. I think that was a solid place to call it.
Come on, don't you like that?
Yeah
I drew fishing surprisingly, which were fun. It's very therapeutic when I wasn't getting five million sardines
Are you helping off as well?
Yeah
The weekend
Ladies and gentlemen the weekend
That was a lot of fun there. I genuinely enjoyed that.
You did?
Thank you for joining me.
Thank you for joining me too and I can't wait to play more.
Me too.
Maybe we can play with Pete next time.
Yeah, we play with Pete when he's back. I'm sure he'll love to.
He'll be happy. We'll start summer and we'll play summer with Pete.
Yeah, I mean he's a kid at the game. Hope you're all right.
He's a smarty.
All right, I'll leave you two to them for now.
Okay.
Alright. Bye.
Bye.
I'm so tired, bro. I feel like I'm going to pass out.
I would stay. I would stay, but I am dying.
Dying, I tell you. Dying.
I am dying
Thank you for hanging out with me today, I appreciate it
I had a great time. I'm not gonna stream tonight
I'm gonna take tonight off and sleep at rest and get ready for our D&D adventure on Tuesday
Don't forget Tuesday at 7 p.m. We have a D&D campaign with Matt Mercer 10
Connor well
booby sorry you know they've just been they've been spending so much time
together of course of course I wanted to confuse the table of course of course
they've just been hanging out so long together well how could I not confuse
them Jesus anyway yeah they're such a good friend anyway booby candy and
cardio is gonna be with us on Tuesday we're gonna be playing D&D so I hope
I hope you guys can come and we're gonna be raising money for the immune deficiency foundation
so I hope you guys can come!
Thank you so much!
I love you guys!
Thank you for hanging out with me today!
Thanks for hanging out with me today!
And I will see you guys on Tuesday!
Yes, Booby is participating.
Booby is participating.
I love you guys!
I love you guys. I'll see you guys on Tuesday.
Thank you for spending 11 hours of your day with me.
Bye bye.