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04-28-2026 · 7h 23m
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I'm bored crying
You want this all to yourself, but let me tell you something
Now I'm here to stay, who needs hell? Just getting started now
You want to play all your games, far from inferno charade
Go on your string till you wait, to wall and disarray
To the fucking king
You're great, bravo
Ah, it's too adorable
I don't need me, won't go back
Here's where it's at, believe me
I'm likely faith, brother
Now, I'll try your way
Make this man now
See the dogs, the A
How they act down
Newly look at the face
Throwing apps in the black
How great the part you made
Mark in my heart
Know the parts, the parts
I know the check
Make it a thing
I'm still a king
Bringing up hell here
I'm seeing you simple thing
I'll see you, you'll see you
How comforting that people like you never change
You underlings are stumbling to catch our gaze
Clinging under the pressure
Don't you just love obsession?
You still go back to my place
I'll set this thing to back
I move you slowly
My gaze is fast so please
You'd be so lovely
It's never my fault
The passion, watching a pain, hanging in the bow, where we hold, over your mind, over your body, and you're still in the way, so...
If you're looking to impress, entertain, or be of use, then prove you care as much as you say you do.
I want you to cry about me, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you.
Rise for me
Rise for me
Rise for me
Rise for me
Rise for me
Rise for me
You're a boy weep
Licking your steers
Come off your cheek
It's clear to stay
You're my serrated finger
And then something neat
Watch it or bleed
Feeling the fear from your front-wells
Leave it in your brain
Now entertain you
Those so desperate share the police are all cutters
So may the version is all I want is that
What's new as well I know it's not
Not your body, give up your lies, and
Love, love, love
Love me
So may they choose your sacrifice
Why do I know you really love me?
Tell me why you love me, I want you
I want you, I want you
I want you, I want you
I want you, I want you
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
Cry for me
Hey, what's your name?
There's no need to be so stressed
Don't say no
Get down there
But we'll do what we do best
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Can it last?
Don't you see that you've been blessed?
You've been chosen
It's a party
With an army of friends
Days fly by
We have fun here
We're barters
You fly by
Tide
We're the years of the darkness
Have a taste
Do I need to remind you
And you, what I love, promise I'll nice you!
On the cruelest of days may the bonfires guide you.
Satan will save any soul if inclined to follow her wishes.
The night of all nights, the powers of her will help you invite me.
Too far gone, we can't stop now!
Well, they shout, scat-ties, do the night-times, it's just up in my eyes
Read your mind, you really need it with the devil's eyes
Oh, just see the man you name spies, he might work the seaside
Read your mind, you really need it with the devil's eyes
You went to run, what are your secrets?
Let you fill the fire, how do you see the light?
Let you really need it with the devil's eyes
Have some fun, join our calls, create your own desire, how do you see the light?
But you're in it with the guy who knows!
You're forcing me to think that you just took away
Coming to the power you promised me and now you're in
Right in your cute blue round comes your time
Different, so I'm going to raise your cup
Let us shake the world, take all the more things
Oh, you and me, I ain't got no love on me
Love me, my things, you can be, you shall see
Oh, folks, this is how you breathe
Get up, we'll be today
Come on, let's just have to pray
What was that thing that someone break?
Oh, did he miss human fate?
On the new list of people to keep them on targets by a few
Season will save them in so little time
Do you follow how we choose to act tonight?
How is the journey we're going to invite you?
To or gone, oh, he can't stop now
When I saw a scarlet body for the night time
There's nothing more to fight
Put your mind to meaning with the devil
Have some strength
Even now your name is fine
And I'm not afraid of these eyes
Put your mind to meaning with the devil
And I'm ready to run with all your secrets
Let you through the fire
Come to see me
Put your mind to meaning with the devil
I kept so far
You're no cold to make sure you're the fire
Now I come to see you
But you're really with the Bravo now
This is something that I've never been able to say
I'm gonna let you take it all in the darkness
You and I, we're in the darkness
Rage your books and into your heart
It all begins with you
No more time left until soon
No one can be less than I know
Just be blessed to be
The one who can be blessed to be
The one who can be blessed to be
I didn't know you were happening in my mind
To be a good faithful child
I may or might not realize
Not quite where you belong
One, two, three, four, five, six
Three, four, all seven, eight, nine, ten
And you hold me tight, you beat the ball
The best finder is on the set.
The best finder is on the set.
The best finder is on the set.
They say a wish is a turning point in a kid's treatment and I got to see that firsthand.
I first got involved with Make-A-Wish because my brother's wish was so impactful on him.
During my entire career, I've probably been referring children for about 10 years for
wishes.
I was first introduced to Make-A-Wish by the wish kid.
She was in kindergarten with my daughter.
Well, I had a friend whose daughter had a wish, and I was kind of looking for something
to do, and I thought, well, let me check it out.
They say a wish is a turning point in a kid's treatment and I got to see that first hand.
It gave her so much joy, right, and we were able to witness it and you want to be a part
of that.
I've seen the wish turn things around.
I've seen the wish be able to really just kind of give them this renewed sense of
bite, this renewed sense of, you know, I can do this.
Make a wish with saying, hey, we need airport readers, more airport readers.
and I live, you know, not that far from the airport,
and I thought, I can do that.
I kind of just began to love the fundraising
and just realizing that I could help something
that I got to see how impactful it was.
Supporting Make-A-Wish is something
like I will always want to do.
It's just crucial as part of the treatment
and the therapeutic process to have a wish.
Become a wish maker today.
My name is Amy and my son Andrew
wish to be a zookeeper.
He was diagnosed with a brain tumor.
He just started acting not himself.
He did two emergency surgeries, one to remove the pressure in his brain and one to remove
the tumor itself.
Once he got healthy enough, we spent about eight months doing six rounds of chemo.
This was such a hard time.
There's no worse to explain like the emotional side of things that we went through with
Andrew and going through treatment and Make-A-Wish came and walked aside us for this journey.
With our wish-makers they helped us brainstorm and we came up that he could be a zookeeper
for the day because he just loves animals so much.
To see the joy on Andrew and my daughter's face when we went, it was just an amazing
thing.
We didn't feel alone anymore.
We felt seen.
It was incredible.
And those memories we'll have for a lifetime.
Thank you for having me.
Become a wish-maker today.
You
Oh my God, thank you for my work.
Gracias.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Wishmakers are amazing.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Without individuals like you, we would never be able to do any of what we do.
We wouldn't be able to create hope and joy in each other's lives.
To all the wishmakers out there, you are needed, and you are wanted,
and you are a life changer.
Wishmakers mean a lot to so much fill our happiness to a little girl.
Everything you do really generally matters.
You truly are making such a difference in these kids' lives.
Thank you for supporting so many families, so many people.
Thank you Wishmakers.
Thank you Wishmakers.
Thank you for making pilot come true.
Thank you.
Why hello everybody thank you so much for joining us for this glorious bound to be chaotic
one shot one night in dagger heart we have some silly stories some wonderful people
come into play and all of this and you to come join us in support of the wonderful
folks at Make-A-Wish. They are an incredible organization, if you aren't aware, that help
grant wishes to kids who themselves have sometimes debilitating diseases, chronic diseases, and
help them find the strength through a lot of these wishes to uplift their families, give
them opportunities to meet people, to do things, to experience a lot of things that
be challenging otherwise. And I think what a lot of people don't really fully understand is a lot of
the kids who receive these wishes go on to beat their illnesses and live these wonderful, fulfilling,
healthy lives they're after and then often credit these very wishes for giving them the physical
and emotional strength they needed to fight this critical illness that they were combating.
So these folks that make WishDo incredible work.
I've had the wonderful experience of granting a few wishes myself as well as I know folks as part of this game tonight and many others in our community.
So we're very happy to have you here to help support these wonderful people and what they do for all these incredible children out there.
My name is Matthew Mercer. I am a voice actor and a Game Master with critical role for a long time.
And super happy to return here with some good friends to roll some dice and play some silly things.
We were playing Daggerheart tonight, which is a game with Darrington Press.
A lot of the players, this is their first time playing it, so there'll be a lot of questions to ask.
I'll be answering questions. It'll be a fun experience of both. Sorry for a lot of you, learning how it works.
And as we bumble and sprint our way through the story, likely break my entire planned narrative and see where they take us.
But without further ado, so happy to have you here. Let's go ahead and start bringing in the players for this wonderful game tonight
beginning with the illustrious
ironness
Thank you so much for joining us. I'm excited to be here, but I'm also very very nervous
I think you'll be all right.
Okay.
Joining our mess beside the handsome, the debonair, the devilish booby.
Oh, thank you for having me. It's time to raise some money! I need money for charity!
Otherwise, I refuse to play any game.
Oh, you have to play! You have to!
Thank you so much for coming along.
We have here in the center of our player lineup here the delightful beautiful the cat-eared
Candy
That's so that I get somebody clipped that
Everybody minus a head actual content creator author. You see me. You know me if you're on bastard channel, you know what's up?
Booby already said it. It's true. We need money, but not for us for charity little hot hands. You'll know why soon
What for you? Oh
No, well
wish. I don't know if we'll come true. Thank you for having me. I feel so honored and I'm
going to be so normal. I promise myself in the mirror multiple times.
None of this will be normal. I assure you you'll be fine. Next to AI Candy we have Slytherin
along in their own crockway, the delightful, the glorious Kyrieu Croc.
Hello, I'm Kyrie Caracadile. I'm a Caracadile and I'm excited to play some dagger heart and
cause some chaos and also make some money for a good cause
While also doing it. It's a win-win
right that sort of combo and
Coming to us and the other
Flesh and blood person here desperately trying to keep up with the cool kids between us
the incredibly talented and co-cast member in Baldur's Gate 3 with
Hey, wonderful team. Good evening from the UK because it's half past
midnight here. I've got Randy and a Christmas cup and some walnuts. So
it's like Christmas. I raciously appreciate you sacrificing a good
night's sleep by being here with us for a good cause. Everyone has said as well
let's write some money and play some games, but also write some money.
I love it. All right before we jump into tonight's narrative we've got some fun
things to go through here. I'm gonna go ahead and throw it our wonderful DJ
Donovan to go ahead and let us how tonight's arrangement is set up. Hey
Hey everybody, it's your friendly neighborhood DJ Dono Man here and back to read some Donos
all night long. Good to see y'all. In general, this is the QR code that you need to scan right
now to get donating. There's already a bunch of people donating in benefit of Make-A-Wish.
So get on it. As a matter of fact, we already have a new high donation of $1,000 from
Krogel. So thank you so much Krogel. I will be reading 100% of the comments,
The only way that we're interrupting the show
is if you donate to be the highest donator.
Otherwise, the narrative's fully in charge, so get in there.
OK, so this is a quick walkthrough
of our actual auction and donation page.
So by typing bang donate, you'll get taken right to this page.
And there's a lot of great rewards
available for all of you at home.
Check this stuff out, so many raffle tickets.
First on the list, we've got a cheeky starter pack.
I missed a couple of those, but we're
going to jump straight to the Senpai Squad and Iron Mask
decal pack, lovingly donated.
We've got some Star Forge wall art of your choice.
And we have the Daggerheart Core Set Limited Edition.
These things are sold out.
This is the only way you can still get it.
So by donating at least $5 or more,
you just select any of these available raffles.
And that's how you'll get entered.
We'll pick them at the end of the show.
We also have a Starforge OSRS,
old school RuneScape keyboard, amazing.
Starforge desk mats, also of your choice.
And then some more Daggerheart donations.
Now you'll notice when you read some of these descriptions
that some of them have different quantities.
Daggerheart has been very generous today
and given us 10 copies of each of these items.
So that'll be your highest odds of winning.
We also have a Starforge case bundle,
a Daggerheart core set standard edition
for those of you that really want to play the odds,
everybody else is going to be going for the fancy stuff.
This is where you can sneak in.
We also have the Iron Mouse and Senpai Squad merch bundle.
Check that out.
You don't want to miss it.
And we also have some gameplay impacting donation tiers.
I believe a couple of these have already been chosen.
Matt, do you want to maybe give us a breakdown of these
since I am unfamiliar with the game systems?
Pretty please?
Yeah, sure. Yeah, no worries.
So there will be different donation tiers set up within here
that allow people to donate to a change in effect
the game itself.
You can donate on the lowest tier to add plus one
to the next player's role to help our wonderful folks here
achieve their dreams in this improvised narrative.
You can also donate to help the next person
that makes a role gain an extra hope,
which is a resource they can use to do cool things
within the game. You can also donate to help them clear a stress in case they're starting
to get a little stressed out of the game, which is not a good thing. You can also donate
to have them store a re-roll of their duality dice. I'll be keeping tabs on that as a group
of re-rolls that you've donated towards and then the players are in a crux moment and
they roll poorly. They can choose to spend one of those to try and succeed. I guarantee
it will. You can also donate to give me more fear, which is my GM resource that
I can use to muck up their plans and make the world more dangerous around them.
Oh, God.
You can donate to give them a heal.
Oh, it's going to be great.
It's fine.
I'm not going to do anything untoward.
You can also donate to give the players a healing item that they can use if they're
starting to get into a rough patch.
You can donate even higher tiers to give somebody a permanent plus two to an experience
that they can apply to their character's engagement with the world.
You can also donate a higher tier to force a player to mark the hit point if you
really want to make it more challenging for them.
You know, making it a little dangerous is fun.
Upper tiers include giving everybody a short rest
downtime move.
In the middle of the chaos, you can help them all try
and heal some armor or heal some hit points.
You can also increase the proficiency,
which means that player does more damage
whenever they make an attack.
Or, really high donation tier,
you can have the entire team do a combined tag team
action, which means all five of the players,
or at least those are still alive,
can all come together in an epic anime moment and put everything into one final attack.
Be the best kind of scenario. So all your donations will help go to this goal and will
be affecting the game as you go as I have the list of what has been purchased here. So please
give money, donate to this wonderful cause, and muck up this game that I've worked so hard.
Yes, and in addition to that, as you're all donating, we'll be hitting milestones,
and those milestones will either affect our cast directly or affect the gameplay as well.
At $2,500, we have, meow, talk, fan favorite.
At $5,000, we have dangerous circumstance,
which only our Game Master knows what will happen.
At $7,500, we'll go to upside-down land.
And at $10,000, we'll have an unexpected boom.
At $12,500, you are going to personally shave
Mouse's head as a community.
What?
$15,000 will have a terrifying cataclysm.
At $17,500, AI Candy has very graciously agreed to draw a custom piece of art that has happened
at some point in the campaign and stick it to her forehead, so please, please get there.
Five.
At $20,000, we'll get to a heroic ally, and 22.5 is a nightmare feeling, and 25,000,
And a highly requested event from the Iron Mouse community has been something related
to the quote, how about an autograph?
You'll find out when we get there.
Now one thing that's going to help us, one thing that's going to help us get there is
also some auctions.
We have some exclusive items up for grabs today.
Terry Crockadale, can you tell us a little bit about this signed merch bundle you've
donated?
Oh, I, sorry gang, I don't really own much to give away, but we did start making some.
This is my first merch bundle ever.
We will all sign, you know, wherever you want it to be.
If you want it all over, I can do that too.
But yeah, this is just like our shirt, our art standee, and the little plush.
I think it's really cute, and I'm extremely biased, so if you want this, then you're gonna
have to pay for it.
Well, you heard it here first, folks.
Karyu Crocodile did not put an upper limit on the amount of signatures that you can
request on these items, and so we fully accept it.
Under, like, under a thousand things, anything under a thousand.
Amazing.
You heard it, it's as quick as it's happening.
I think it's just paying to ruin the shirt, but, you know, if that's your style.
Now an important note of all of these auctions
is that Tiltify has added a fun new feature.
All of you snipers from all the previous events
that wait until there's one second, you've been foiled.
You must make a donation that holds strong.
I believe it's if you're donating
in the last minute or something.
It'll re-extend like another 30 seconds.
And so make your bids count.
Okay, second thing on here.
Iron Mouse signed chainsaw man collector box from Cheeky.
this is really cool that will be signed by iron mouse herself
there's a sign we take a shower
finally
she'll i don't know but would they would they use the soap
you know because it's like i don't think i have to so
i don't know
uh... i don't think you can eat it but you can smell it
pretend you're coming also probably worth noting that some of these auctions
and
in forty five minutes
ooh so get your vision
you gotta hurry
there's a second cheeky box available to you for those of you that might
Miss the first is the signed solo leveling collector's box as well also signed by iron mouse. So thank you very much cheeky for those donations
There will also be iron mouse signed star forge wall art
Do not miss that one if you want to have the signature from the demon queen herself on your wall
Get those bids in and huh Matt Mercer Matt Mercer has donated a signed limited edition dagger heart set
Matt, can you tell us what comes in this set?
It's a delightful set that once again you mentioned earlier has been sold out for
quite some time, I'm not making any more of them. It comes with a limited edition
core book of Daggerheart. It also comes with all the incredible cards you need
for the core game set with beautiful kind of like old edged high quality card
prints. It comes with its own set of little plastic gems that you use for
markers in the game both for hope or fear as well as like player rolling
usages. It comes with all a beautiful box that it all folds into together your own custom
duality dice in it within the Daggerheart 5. It's a wonderful set and I'm gonna sign it in a
really pretty way with a really pretty gold pen for you. Wow. You saw it here first ladies and
gentlemen make sure to get those bids in. Next up on the list we have a AI candy signed
Oh and special dedication in a very special book so much. Yes. Tell us a little bit about this book a candy
Hello, I wrote a book um
And I'm gonna be publishing it soon and I would they asked me what I could auction off and I was like I don't know
So I thought myself I could put in the book permanently forever in all the additions
Your name and like a little thank you and I mentioned in this like event because it's very it's very
special to me and I just wanted the way to commemorate that. You're adding a dedication in
the actual printed book. So everyone that also buys it will have this dedication printed.
That's amazing. So yeah and I also have like little bits of like Vichy Barn merch and stuff
like that so I might spice the package up a little bit because I didn't know I could add
extra things and I'll make like stickers. I don't know you'll see but yeah baseline you get a
book and it's gonna be signed and I don't know actually I could even include a
messed up print that I made by accident because actually you could go live wait
I'm jealous I want my name to be in your book wow wow wow do well there's a
raffle before it guys I'm already being out there these items this is
ridiculous amazing now the last two items available here on the list are
an iron mouse signed Senpai Squad Desk Mat. I as DJ Donovan exclusively use this desk
mat. I don't have a signature on it, but this is the best desk mat in the world. And also
the final item that we have here is a set of iron mouse also signed plushies. Look at
these cute little key chain buds. Who wouldn't want them?
Yay!
That's cute.
I'm good at signing my name.
it for Make-A-Wish. You're doing, remember, all these bids, everything we're doing today is for the
children at Make-A-Wish to keep making really cool wishes come true. Matt already said how big
of a difference it makes in these kids' lives. And through all of these recent donations, we've
actually already hit two donation milestones. And so as we get into Act Zero, we are going to
be starting with some Nia Talk and a Dangerous Circumstance. Don't forget, all donations
over $5 that have a comment in them will be read before the end of this broadcast.
So get your donations in now and now back to the show.
Fantastic.
Thank you so much.
All right everyone, quick and dirty overview for those who are watching, that involves
around a 2D12 system.
Whenever someone wants to make an action role, I'll tell them what trait to roll.
They roll 2D12s, one of which is their hope die and one is their fear die.
them together along with that trait bonus and I'll let them know if that succeeds or fails.
Beyond that, if the hope die is higher, that is a success with hope and they succeed with a high
enough number, they get a hope. They succeed wonderfully. It's great. If they fail with hope,
you don't necessarily succeed what they were trying to do fully, but they still get a hope
resource they could spend on different abilities in the game. If they fail with fear,
Or I say if they succeed with fear, they still get what they want, but there's going to be a consequence or a complication in it.
If they fail with fear, not only do they not achieve what they wanted to, but a larger kind of consequence will come into the narrative.
And with each role with fear, I get a fear resource that I get to spend to complicate the narrative.
And since there are five players, I'm going to start with five of them.
I'm going to go ahead and put my little ear glass here.
Uh, that all being said, y'all ready to jump in to One Night in Vagra, huh?
Yes!
I'm ready!
I've got a roleplay, I'm scared now!
Oh yeah!
He's got a fear cup!
Alright.
It's the best kind of cup, really.
I like Hope.
Friends.
Oh!
No!
Yeah!
Crap, yeah.
Yeah, all right. Oh, Matt, yeah.
The afternoon sunlight glows orange and purple with the coming dusk over the vibrant bustling metropolis of the Atra,
a magnificent city of industry and art that stands as a shining beacon of erudite pursuits and romantic escapes.
The sunset skyline of pearlescent towers and climbing arched bridges that connect the massive,
free-rising districts glitter as evening lanterns flicker to life, and the people of the city
wander out for an evening of celebratory revelry as tomorrow marks the opening day of the
Miscaro Liff Faire, a renowned annual exhibit of esteemed magical invocation where the
The grandest of Arcanists and Spellweavers get to show off their latest creations and
discoveries for the populists to marvel at.
Yeah.
And here it is.
Within the gargantuan halls of the Rynathion Chronicle Repository, the grandest of the
Atrib's museums, that the fair is to take place on the morrow.
Yeah.
The Sears theme.
The Path of the Skyward Banner, heroic paths in the relics that define them.
You are all recent hires by the Repository.
I highly recommend it, mind you, as security detail and protectors of the museum and its many magical wonders before the morning crew can arrive at Sunup and prepare the exhibits for the opening day.
Now mind you, we're mostly, and no legally contingency hires, as the museum houses its
own arcane defense systems to prevent property damage and death to Nia.
Even so, redundancies are necessary, Nia.
As the night grows dark and the main gates are now long locked, your troop passes the
previous shift as they clock out for the evening, leaving you all to meet in the
grand laboratory of Dr. Evelyn Dahlia, curator and director of the museum itself, whom
is supposed to arrive shortly, or your orientation, you know.
So, which one of you enters the chamber first?
I can enter it first.
Would you mind describing what we see as you step within this laboratory?
You're gonna see me!
I'm Crocodile, Kyrie Crocodile, the sly-born dracona, with my subclass being Vengeance.
I'm really tall. I'm really cool. I strike fear into the people who are scared of dracona and
I walk with confidence and heavy steps
Yeah, yeah
Yeah
As you your heavy footfalls kind of plaque and echo into this empty
laboratory
Desk-shrone chamber. Yeah, you turn to see a secondary individual kind of follow-up from behind
Uh, Booby, if you would go ahead and tell us what your character looks like, yeah.
Oh well, I look so good in real life so I decided to keep something similar in the game.
Uh, Booby, I'm born in furnace, and uh, Nightwalker of course, I start in Comfort.
Eris Crocodile, insurmountable height.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course, yeah.
Hehehehehe!
Hehehehehe!
Glancing over towards your crocodile companion, uh, how have you two met in the past?
What's a circumstance in which you two have had some history?
Well, this crocodile unfortunately won't die.
Absolutely destroyed one of my favourite establishments.
Accidentally?
I-I presume it was accidentally, why would you ruin a good pub?
Well, maybe the pub isn't serving something that I-that I like.
Why would they serve nine-foot crocodiles?
Well, that's-that's speciesist!
May I see the-this is the kind of people we gotta take down!
As this debate begins to toss back and forth, young,
another figure, horned, an impence of face
face when the wicked grin steps in behind, uh, Alice, if you would mind describing your
character as you step in.
Oh, yes.
Um, well, I am Iron Mouse and I am a wild-born Inferness witch.
Uh, I casually try to saunter in looking cool, I'm really short and really cute, uh, unfortunately
I trip on my outfit and I land, uh, face-first into the ground and I'm like, ugh, uh,
and I laugh nervously and I'm like,
hey guys, it's me, I'm sorry, I'm late.
Well, I hope I'm not late, but hi!
And then I get up really, really fast
and I run over to Booby and I tell on his outfit
and then I go and I try to hug Karyu
and I'm like, hi everybody, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,
and I'm really, really nervous
and I really hope that they didn't see me fall.
We also.
What?
Oh yeah.
You saw it?
I'm just, ugh.
Yeah, unfortunately, everybody seemed to see it, including the individual that walks in
shortly after you do. AI Candy, would you please describe to us your characters you enter the
chamber?
Sort of in diametrically opposed to Mouse's entrance, I sort of slink in wearing sunglasses
at night or the equivalent of a lens that's like dark. Rest or bed, dragged against
my will by my duty to the previous academy that I trained with and my mentor who gives me really
annoying missions and I feel like he's trying to sabotage me but I'm really trying my best to
perform to the standards to prove that I can be trusted with magic and I swear to God I won't
experiment with people again I learned my lesson I promise I won't do it but here I am so I'm
some sort of striped top shorts. I look ready to sleep. Here I am. I'm excited. Then I'm like,
oh, museum. Cool for that. So this is sort of duality. I did see her fall, so.
Oh, god.
As you try not to, you try to nonchalantly play it off like there's nothing too embarrassing
in the chamber. What you don't notice is another figure stalking in from the nearby
by shadows to finish out.
You round out the rest of your troop of nighttime guardians
to this closed museum.
Tim, if you wouldn't mind describing
your characters you enter.
Well, I am a ranger.
Ridgeborn goblin.
Wavefinder, if you will.
I slope in from the shadows, clinging to them.
I've seen everything that's gone on,
and I just think to myself, my god,
am I stuck with this lot for the rest of the night?
I sincerely hope not.
I slink around the shadows.
I make sure that there's a very definite smell that I exude,
whether it's pleasant or not,
it's entirely out of the smeller or the smelly.
But I keep low to the ground.
I don't want to cause a fuss.
I'm not really going to talk to anyone.
It's been a long day.
I've probably got a little bit of a headache.
I want to get through the evening as quickly as possible.
And if any of these have to fall along the way,
Well, that's just part and parcel.
But it's lovely to meet everyone.
And to that point, I'd say, Tim, as you glance around,
you do catch a hint of familiarity as you glance over
to AI Candy and Iron Mouse.
What sort of embarrassing circumstance
initially allowed the three of you to cross paths
before the snake?
I believe that the reason I don't think we can look at each other in the eye is that
particular evening out that we had.
You remember don't you?
I strive not to.
I strive.
It was quite difficult.
There was, well, there was the three of us, a rather large horse called Percy, just
a lot of night ahead of us. A lot of road. A lot of road. A lot of road. A door slams
back behind you in the chamber. Now you see as lantern lights kind of flicker on on the
far edges and you watch as a tall live female foreman, a long black dress with a high collar,
long, draping, kind of a librarian type aesthetic.
Thin glasses on the tip of her nose,
an elven woman looks to be in kind of what would be
the elven equivalent of a middle age approaches.
The dark, short hair pulled into a tight updo,
a red feather clip kind of tucked in and out from the side.
The horn rooms of her glasses kind of framing
the light from the nearby lanterns
flickering off the glass, as she says.
Welcome, Evening Shift. I've read your work summaries and do help you are, um, up the task, yes?
Yeah.
Of course.
I'm ready.
100% ready.
Yes, very well.
Very well.
I am Dr. Dahlia, Director and Employer of your, um, ramshackle crew for the remainder of this event.
We here at the repository are extremely proud to be hosting this year's glyph fair, so I am confident
You will not prove my trust in your alertness and skill
misplaced
Never fall in the sleep on the job yet, but for me not trust you can trust us. Oh, my good
Before I leave allow me to show you the mystic defense grid of the museum and she kind of gestures over to the side of one of
desks. There's this slight map layout and what looks to be almost like a wooden polished
board that has a number of small crystals embedded in it with little plaques and bronze
kind of inscripted next to each one. She kind of shows some of the general exhibits, different
chambers, different rooms, different fun places, but the ones that she points out
directly are part of the defense system. She goes,
Now, this is the exhibit board which shows the various exhibits throughout the interior
of the museum. Should any damage or theft be detected within the museum, the correlating
chamber on this will alight and make a noise. We have one of these installed within each
room, so should you hear something, go running quickly. Also, should you find anybody who
seems to be working on toward business below my office here, I have a secret chamber
where I have cages hanging in a holding cell, where perhaps you could keep them
locked up before your shift is done and we could leave them to the guards when the
morning sun is a guy. That's the milestone alarm speaking of alarms and in
this case you have now entered upside-down land so v-tubers you know what to do I'm
I'm good at this.
Get it gang!
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it again.
Check this out.
Do you, um...
Do you, um...
Do you want to know?
Control mouse scroll, scroll.
Yes.
You can do it the way that I did it, which is just flip myself in hips or not.
Never mind.
You can press, you can, uh, it's control and then you use your scroll wheel.
Ah.
How do you do that?
Or think about controlling yourself with your mind and scroll with your instincts.
They made me so short, Papa. I'm so short.
As you're listening to this conversation from the director of the museum,
you accidentally nudge a small glass vial from one of the nearby tables that shatters and hits the ground.
A strange burst of purple magic emanates from it and all of you find yourselves thrust up to the ceiling,
upside down as gravity itself seems to have temporarily shifted.
The wrecker is folding on to the chain kind of expectantly going,
well this is a delightful start to the evening.
I hope this is the only misplaced endeavor.
I'm so sorry, I can assure you it won't be the only time if I'm involved.
But uh, uh, uh, I'll turn the desk.
What? Look at that.
Oh, I mean-
Oh, can you just speak for me?
I mean, just kidding!
I'm a professional and I never make mistakes, ever.
This is awesome.
She flicks her finger towards her desk.
Lost all the change out of my pocket.
I hold that up when I get down.
She kind of flicks her finger at her desk
and a quill kind of begins to write the beginnings of a port.
First five minutes already reversed, gravity.
I had a question.
What is your question?
Clarify, this museum exists most of the year.
Particular concern because of the Glyph Festival, the Hero Relics.
That is the concern, the specific relics of concern, so the specific areas of the museum that are concerned.
Oh, really all of them. The museum itself has a moderate collection within,
but because we are housing the Glyph Fair this year,
Many fantastic collectors, arch-mages, professors from all over the land
have brought their finest artifacts here so that they can be shown and presented before the public tomorrow.
So we've just arrived and cataloged them and built the break chambers for them over the past few days
and we just have to make sure nothing goes wrong.
At which point you feel like the power and energy of the room beginning to pulse.
The gravity is feeling bit tenuous.
You're not quite sure how long you're going to be lifting on the ceiling, so you begin to look for a place to land safely.
Oh, god.
Oh, it's happening again.
I used Tim as a cushion to land on.
I raise this thing, just because I'm small. I raise it.
Should a sufficient amount of dangerous activity or magical energy be released or detected within the confines of this museum,
that will initiate the Dome of Chains?
It is a force barrier that deploys around the museum, preventing anyone from getting in or out until disabled by an improved staff member.
So at the very least, if anything untoward does reach a certain scale, you will be safely kept locked within the museum with the source of the danger.
You mean we'll be trapped in here?
Well, you'll be doing your job and they will not be able to escape.
So I can't escape?
And leave everybody?
No.
No.
Which we wouldn't escape, but she can-
I mean, yeah!
We're excited to do our job!
Yeah, exactly!
See, I like you!
You have a can-do attitude that might get you far!
Wait, wait, wait! Can I-
Can I say something?
I think you're very beautiful and amazing, and I think you're great, and-
Oh my god, stop that!
What?!
Lerting!
Just do your job!
Lerting while we're upside down?
Well, I'm sorry, okay?
I have to say hi, but I just-
I just- I just get nervous, you know?
I'll sit up now.
Well placed, Flattery will get you somewhere, I'm sure, and she flicks her finger again as
the next part of the report's written.
See?
However, do not initiate the Dust Sweep Initiative.
If such a thing were to arise, it would be quite dangerous.
What?
Best not ask about it.
Best you know the better.
Anyway, should the evening of the fair progress without major issue, damaged display or
Missing a valuable your contracts will be honored and your negotiated awards will be presented minus any
deductions for misuse of the grounds of course
Naturally she looked around and who's paying that us out of pocket people that you hired to work here with
Oh, not at a pocket. We'll just deduct it from your pay. Oh, that's nevertheless
I changed out of my
with. She flicks her fingers and watches a small egg-shaped vial, shatters, which dispels
her gravitational issue. She glides back down to the ground and goes,
Very well. I'm off to a glad hand with investors to be safe, and please don't mess this up.
And she exits the chamber while the rest of you are still kind of latched on with the
ceiling looking at each other.
She likes me.
This is so good.
I hope she does.
Oh, I know she does.
What the heck did so mean?
If you're ductrid from our pay, did anyone hear that?
I'm gonna blow your mind in my head right now.
When are we gonna get back down?
It's a bit less than to be...
How much of that lotion did you spill?
Oh, oh my. Sorry, I forgot to silence the donation phone.
We did just hit $10,000, so you will now experience an unexpected boom.
It's up to you whether or not you want to maintain upside down or flip right back up.
Thank you so much, everybody, for all your donations back to your bedroom.
I think we can go ahead and flip back around for the purposes of this narrative.
I'm coming back.
Holding onto those bits.
So as you flick your fingers in the air as various magical practitioners of this chamber,
you feel the pulsing of the gravitational energy being to fade away,
And with that you all immediately plummet back towards the ground. I just to get some rolls out of the way
I would like everybody to make an agility roll for me. Are you sure about that?
Are you sure you want that? I'm sure. I do, I do.
Oh god. Check this out.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh god damn.
This is a reaction role, so it doesn't generate hope or fear, so don't worry about that.
Alright, roll.
Hey, did everybody...
Go ahead and click on Agility on your sheet. There you go.
I may have Agility, so good I generated a person by accident, so you can roll the ghost.
Mouse, you definitely landed on your neck.
Oh, god!
Well, at least it's in character.
Now, we did have a plus one to the next player's rolls, so with that, looking at what we have here,
I will happily spend four of those to go ahead and give plus four to Tim's roll, which gives him enough to succeed at this stuff.
So all four of you managed to gracefully land on top of nearby tabletops and carpeted floor with Tim barely kind of catching yourself before you shake it off a minute.
Uh, you all wait a second before a slightly loud scream and an impact as Mouse ends up
Pfft!
Oh, God!
Oh!
Oh, you've fallen right on my keys!
Oh dear.
Just have a bath now.
Oh, well.
Just have a person take a bath now.
Go ahead, Markey, stress.
Sorry about that.
Uh, I open a book and I make a second mock and then I just put it away.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's that book for?
I'm just keeping tabs.
Oh, hmm.
Like a ledger, like you're keeping a ledger?
Well, so far that's two times she's under on her face and it's been five minutes.
It won't be the last.
It won't be the last.
I like you.
Oh God.
Wait.
Oh, I get it.
I'm gonna crack my whole back while I get up.
Can I grab her by the scruff and like brush her off myself with my giant reptile hands?
Sure.
Ruffly, ruffly.
You'll notice I'm so strong I pull you up by one arm and I shake you a little bit like
a dog.
But all the dust comes off of you.
I'm not the shortest one here you know.
Why is everybody acting like I'm the shortest one here?
I'm just laying there with my arm outstretched, looking around, no one's paying any attention whatsoever.
I pick myself off the floor, rearrange my keys, find all my change, look around for a little while.
I think it would be a great for a lot.
Fair enough.
Tim, as you glance around the chamber, gather your things, you keep an eye situated over towards the exhibit board,
kind of still getting a deeper lay of the land in this region, starting to kind of put it to mind.
It's about that time that a dangerous circumstance arrives as you hear a massive shattering of glass
echoing from a distant hallway as I gain too fear from the dangerous circumstance.
You all spin around and look and it sounds, it was loud, but it does sound like it had echoed quite a bit before it reached you,
So it's a bit of a ways away before you see a little light begin to flicker on the exhibit hall board.
Err, that wasn't me. That was not me.
Someone should go and look at that. That's quite important, I think, so someone should absolutely look at that.
Boogie, you should go look at it.
Is that you volunteering?
I would like to go have a look.
Oh, Boogie can.
Oh!
There we go.
There we go.
In the pair of them ahead.
There's the exhibit hall board.
You see the small little plaque on it says the Crimson Egg Exhibit Hall, and it has a slight line on it, a map that you can follow to begin rushing in that direction if you'd like.
Okay.
We freed him units.
Well, gather yourselves.
You begin tearing down the nearest hallway, these long carpeted walkways, tall grand hall, kind of marble floors on edges with beautiful polished wood, standing pillars with sculpted windows.
and busts of previous great professors and caretakers of the environment line you as you
pass by and turn down, trying to keep to memory what Tim you had noticed on that board to get
you to the place of possible challenge. You hear another shattering bit of broken glass,
not as loud as the first, but a bit of falling and the clinking of smaller shards
kind of dashing across a large, echoing floor. You know you're about 15 or so
feet from what is an open arched entryway into a somewhat round looking chamber. Low lit
its night time, there's not a lot of light sources in this space. What would you like
to do?
Right. Well, any suggestions? I think we should go and investigate. I mean, I was
not planning for quite as much adventure in like a museum. I was really hoping for
like to sit down for a good couple of hours. I mean, that would have been fantastic. But,
you know, here we are. I think people need more than actually they let on. I'm just saying.
It's the most intelligent. It's definitely not me.
Most intelligent. Well, if no one's stepping up, then I'll feel that role. I want to go down
the stairs and go look at the red thing in the middle of the room.
It was your okay so as you begin to enter the chamber do you just kind of charge in yeah
I kind of like old Lee like walk in but I'm like looking around like like I'm getting
familiar with the place you know not really paying attention or being respectful at all
great yeah as you as you step into the edge of the balcony from the upper floor where
you begin all kind of enter this strange chamber the large you know 85 90 foot tall
colored glass windows that'll line and surround the perimeter of the other side of this chamber.
There's a beautiful skylight above you that as you glance up you can see part of the
skylight is broken. And there is a rope dangling from it where a figure seems to be
currently holding on to it about 20 feet up. You follow where the rope
itself is descending down to where this large shape, you see it's this
this beautiful three-foot wide egg-like sculpture
made of what looks to be a faceted ruby.
It is beautiful.
It is glittering on that little bit of moonlight
is coming through the windows.
And at the base of that pillar that's holding it,
you see three other cloaked shadowy figures
that are currently maneuvering or futzing
with the pillar itself.
What could that mean to you?
OK.
I think we should yell at them.
Should I throw a knife?
Yeah, throw a knife and then throw it, throw it.
Throw a knife.
Try just throwing a knife.
Let me just see what happens.
I mean, I think that's a very sensible idea in the circumstance.
I agree.
That's pretty sensible, yeah?
All right, then yeah, if you'd like to, go ahead and roll an attack roll with your...
Are you throwing your knife at the one on the rope or one of the ones by the pillar?
One of the ones by the pillar.
I think that...
You got it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna roll an attack.
Okay.
Where's that?
So, if you go down to where your primary weapon is, on the lower left-hand side, or the middle
of your character sheet, it says, let's see, a dagger to equip here.
I'm going to go down to the genesis right here, that is nice.
Active weapons.
All right, so it would be under your equipment.
Do longbow.
That sounds...
Yeah.
While the UI is being navigated, this is a 15 minute warning on the first three auctions.
This is a 15 minute warning on the first three auctions.
There you go.
So where it says under primary weapon, it should have dagger.
Go ahead and click on that.
I mean far too locked in trying to work out the significance of the egg is and what it
potentially does and why a group would want it and we're doing way too much mental math.
I'm counting on trying to win some carry-in match.
I'm thinking about taking the ruby too.
Wait, what if they're nice people?
That's killing relics?
Or not?
That's not why you took the job?
This is like the perfect excuse.
Wait, but what if the people are nice and we threw a dagger at them and they were nice
people and they were nice and they were just trying to help and they were just here?
Just like help and stuff.
We'll find out with how they react to the knife thrower, surely.
Yeah, we can take them to the hospital.
Well, that's hope so.
I mean, I'm taking my time, aren't you?
Ask for apology and not for forgiveness.
Er, no, forgiveness.
Ask for forgiveness before apology.
Are we the bad guys?
That's the bottom line.
questions later that's okay yeah Tim
repany your stress on the left-hand side
this is active weapons and dagger go
ahead and just click on that
where the hell is stress did so well
looking at which knife to throw
so many
so just choose if you want to just
choose your finesse trait that'll
work for you as well.
Are we the bad guys?
Nah.
Morality is based on perspective and subject.
I'm trying to work this job so I can get some money to donate more to some nice things.
What is this?
That's all good buddy, no worries.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
Maybe just a skirmish.
So that's the weapon there. If you mouse over where it says the finesse plus one, go ahead and click that.
Where does it say finesse plus one? I've probably gone past it though.
Alright, active weapons.
Talk amongst yourselves! Talk amongst yourselves!
What goblins do? Or chat?
Under active weapons it has primary dagger nes plus one go ahead and click on that finesse plus one
There's longbow
That's all good, I can't roll it for you if you'd like yeah do it do it you know what let's do that
No worries here we go
There we go.
That did.
It's at the top middle of your shape under your, like lower right under your name, at the top left.
Okay.
Oh boy.
I really, I'm like really, I would love, I could make one wish such as make a wish to charity raising people.
I would love to know more about that egg we're looking at.
And I possibly.
Yeah, so well so Tim while you're currently searching for your dagger in your robes
You want to go ahead and inspect this egg?
Yeah, I'm still yeah if I may so you go yeah, you glance over and
looking
Looking into the center chamber
One the haven't been the most stealthy introduction to this chamber
And so the hooded figures all kind of begin to look up in your direction and notice your troops arrival at the edge of the upper
region. Looking at this beautiful faceted ruby egg, it has almost this dark shape on the inside
that almost looks like a liquid whore as the figures are shifting it, trying to get it
off this pedestal before they stopped and noticed your presence.
It's a liquid whore, D20. They want it to look good in a campaign. It fools.
It's beautiful.
It's one figure who's hanging from the rope above goes,
Uh, hey guys? We got company!
And one of the ones that seems to stand with confidence up and goes...
Hey! Shit! Alright, everyone, fan out!
Looks like we've been spotted.
You see, you start pulling out weapons and get it the ready.
At this point, it seems like they're at least not trusting your arrival.
Uh, this kind of frail looking older woman who is like heavily double cloaked overlooks up and goes...
What's your business? You can't steal this one. This belongs to us this night.
Oh.
Not so lady that said that.
That is property of the museum which we are protecting.
Should I have said that? Should have pretended that we were stealing it too.
I don't know what the right answer was guys.
Listen to the group.
Acting.
All the figures looking at each other are going to go,
aww, they went for the museum, now we know they're bad guys.
I mean, I'll immediately draw their weapon.
I'm going to spend a year to have them immediately interrupt, at which point, one of them, you can see, pulls his hood back, this man in his mid-40s or so, human, has one crystal eye in the right hand.
him socket of his face. He goes ahead and is going to use his tactician ability to spotlight.
He's going to mark a stress and spotlight two other allies from the close range. He goes,
hey, Fadda, surround them. At least hold them down so we can get out of here.
As he says that, the older woman goes, with pleasure. She's going to go ahead and use her
curse action. On that, it's going to go ahead and choose you, Booby.
You feel this whole sense collide with your body, and you feel this chill that rides through your
chest. This weird little whisper of hackles. I rest in the outside of your ears for a moment as you
feel this connection with the older, crone-looking figure who begins to dart back towards where the
windows are. The other one. For the hour you're cursed, you don't know what that means yet.
that in mind. A heavier figure that also appears in this... Yeah! Right away, boss! Now you see
he stands up full. He was hunched forward and looked similar to the size of the others, but
this one at full height is probably a solid 6'11 in a massive figure. He's going to rush forward
towards you, Mouse, and he's going to hold them down as his action. He's going to go ahead
making an attack roll against you.
Oh god. Oh shit.
This must be one of the best handstands.
Oh my god.
What is that supposed to mean?
You can't just say that.
So, you take no damage.
Take no damage, Maw.
Take no damage, Maw. But he rushes towards you,
slams his arms around you
and grabs you and holds you in place
and says, I got him!
He's open! Take him down if you need to!
He seems to be trying to, like,
Let us keep you in a full Nelson to make room available for others to attack.
You are currently restrained and vulnerable until you try to break through.
Oh my god, I would like to...
That's going to end...
It takes very hard with all my might.
What do you want to do?
I want to kick...
Go for it!
And scream and kick in really hard!
Go ahead and make a strength roll for me.
Uh oh.
Good luck with that.
Oh no.
Well...
Good luck.
Good luck.
I'll look you for that knife.
Cool.
Stop it!
You've just got too many keys, oh.
You try with all of your strength to try and break free and you almost do you get one hand
free and begin to squeeze out of his grip before he doubles his weight onto your shoulder
and goes, oh no you don't.
And pulls you back.
Unfortunately there is a failure with fear.
Which grants me a fear if spotlight comes back to me.
With that the guy on the top of the rope goes, I didn't want to get involved with this
but I guess I gotta.
It starts like coming down off the rope quickly to join where you all are coming down the stairs
now to help your friend, Mouse, who's now being grappled. He's going to go ahead and leap off
the top and come down towards, let's say, he's going to come after you, Candy, with
daggers drawn and make an attack roll against you. And Mrs. Heavilly described to me how
you dodge his aerial assault.
I was busy pulling out my book again to make the mark of mass getting knocked about
And in doing so I whipped the book out and kind of accidentally hit him in the face as I do it and then I'm like oh oh
I make the mark and then I'm ready that woman pose
Spin some slides across the marble floor for a second and kind of whimpers quietly to himself
I'm gonna go ahead and spend
I should be able to.
I didn't want to either, but no! That's a job!
You're so cool with me!
The crystallide figure then goes,
Sometimes you gotta do a job yourself.
He's gonna go ahead and use his Scramble Shot ability,
which I will spend a fear to do so,
to make an attack roll against a PC within far range.
He's gonna go ahead and look up towards you, Tim,
you may have just found your dagger and kind of pulled it forth with excitement, just in time to
look past the blade as the camera racks focus to him with this awesome, quick-looking bow that he
pulls back and unleashes in your direction. Rolls a natural... he doesn't even release the arrow,
he pulls back and the actual bow string untethers and...
I'd like to float on this hack when I'm allowed to. I look at my group with big white eyes.
Ray! Okay. I look that I have Grimoire. I'm gonna be flipping through that bad boy and
And then I see something that looks like runes,
I'm like, that looks like a spell.
And then I just start making,
I don't really fully understand what the book does,
so good luck to me.
I just got it, but it seems cool.
I cast Wild Flame on the two guys closest to me,
which is, do I click to cast it?
I can describe further, but it ends up a case.
Just in case I'm making it.
Yeah, go ahead and click to cast it,
If there's any way to work this into the moment, we have just hit $12,500 and so there must be a bald mouse.
And so maybe some of that flame can catch you.
Uh-oh!
I'd like to double it and pass it to the next person.
Double bald.
I got it.
Double bald, let's go.
In casting Wild Flame, I also burn my hair off, I guess.
Oh my god.
There you go.
So, I'm like, don't worry, Miles.
I'll make sure that it doesn't hit you.
And then do it, sir.
Oh my god.
It's all over me.
And I'm just like, it's me, them two, hopefully, fingers crossed, fire.
Perfect.
So, the role, what you rolled is two fours, which is a critical success.
So that degree.
Not only do you gain, you gain a hope, well actually somebody had paid for and donated for you the next roll to gain a hope, so you actually gained two hope on this.
You clear a stress if you had one, and you go ahead and do max damage on Wild Flame and then roll the damage dice on top of it and add it.
Okay, so allow me to, is it just a plus 12, so I just add 12 to the...
Yeah, just 12 to whatever you roll for damage.
Holy... guys! Oopsie!
Oopsie!
Oh my god!
Oh no.
I take museums seriously and also my hair is gone.
Now, you... you described to me how this wild flame engulfs the three figures that were at the base of the pillar.
Uh, so...
This is one of those spells that did get me in really bad trouble, I realized, after casting it.
This is kind of part of the reason that I've been the position I've been and so it is sort of a
War crime
I think it kind of like goes up through the veins and it ignites their blood through their body and then the skin
Chars around like flakes away
Where?
Wow
And then in my hands along my arms my hands like black and there's like couple kind of veins coming through it
There's like spots coming out from my veins from like the damage impact
And I am screaming the whole time and it is not cool and there's snot and there's tears and I'm like try to look cool
It's not cool. I'm bald. Thank you
As the flames inside you watch like the craft exterior of these three would-be thieves go like
Why this was a part of the deal
Don't worry hold it together. You look that's a severe wound on the the elder looking woman is like
The brute guy takes a major wound and the crystallide figure takes a major wound as well.
They're all looking a little hurt, but they're definitely intensely judging whether or not to
continue to engage or run. However, with that, it is still a spotlight on you who would like to go next.
I'd like to try. You go, please go. No, you go.
Okay, I go for a booby. I'll go. After witnessing the absolute horror of
I do ponder to myself if I'm ill-equipped to deal with the team that I've been given with.
I'd quite expect war crimes in this game.
And here we are.
Obviously, I'm being a clash to the brute.
I want to try and assist Mouths out of this predicament the way that I can.
You got it, alright.
So you could make...
This I'd say you could make a strength or finesse role.
Your choice.
As you're kind of an exterior way to try and see maneuver through the fingers of this
group.
Let's try.
Yeah, let's try finesse.
If I can try to do some martial arts or something that I have no idea how to do.
Oh God.
Can I roll?
Yeah, go for it.
I confidently strut up and roll my dice and let's see what we roll.
Oh, good heavens.
Okay, 13 with fear. That is a success, but a success with fear. So, uh, describe to me how you free Mouse from the Binds, but leave yourself a little bit in a bad position.
I see that Mouse has been pinned down by this brute, and I have the genius idea, because if his statue I have no chance of being able to move him myself.
I'll grab his leg, and maybe I can get his balance off a little bit to help Free Mouse.
And then by doing so, I do manage to help Mouse get a little bit free, but unfortunately, he
somehow collapsed on top of me and I've been crushed by the sprit.
Perfect.
And so for that one, it comes back to me and he comes on top of you as he does.
He stumbles, pulls this massive spiked maw out as he goes to try and swing it.
He actually throws it in the air from the trip, and tumbles over onto your space.
For a second, you're both kind of almost a couple inches from each other's face, going
eeerrrrrr, and he gets a little angry before you notice the maul is descending in your
direction.
I'm gonna go ahead and roll an attack for that as a falling maul attacks.
Oh god.
Don't mind.
Oh no.
I'm not sure it's fine.
What is your evasion group?
Oh, my evasion is...
Let me check you quickly.
Well, that is a 10 plus one on his head. It's an 11 he misses just barely or the mace lands
the mall lands like three inches from the side of your face is massive around cracking
the marble. Good heavens. I just got this to dry clean this while I'm standing like
arms out, hands out, hands closed, looking at you like, yeah man, you be right.
It's okay, all good. No worries, guys, continue.
With that, I'm going to go ahead and spend a hope while it's still on my ambition here
to go ahead and activate the crystal I figure what's more goes,
sometimes you're going to do something yourself, don't you?
I'm going to go ahead and try and restring his bow real fast
and pulls this wicked-looking black-thorned arrow out from a side-wiver and pulls it up.
And it's going to go ahead and aim it at you, Boobies, since you managed to fool your friend.
That's going to go ahead and fire in your direction.
I can't roll, or shit this!
That's a four.
This passes by you. You can narrowly dodge it in a slow motion, kind of a neo from the Matrix kind of method.
Okay, it looks at the rest of them guys
Oh, I want to attack him so bad. I'm so I'm laughing at how pathetic he is
All right, can I spotlights back to you all go for it? What do you want to do?
All right
I'm gonna I after witnessing such a good fight and a giant spell from candy and a heroic save from
Booby and the dodge
I'm all hyped up and I'm like all right
It's time to fight so I'm gonna hoist myself up onto that the banister and I'm gonna jump and like use my my muscles to like
Torpedo myself towards the guy who just broke his bow and then miss an arrow
Because he's got to be at a mental low right now
I'm gonna use them
to like try and
land really hard with a mace strike on him.
I love it, let's go, yeah, I marked a stress on him
for his natural one, so this is just insult to injury,
literally, go ahead and roll an attack with your mace.
All right, let's see, I believe it's this?
Is this the, wait, am I allowed to roll?
Right next to where it says mace to the right,
it has plus three strength.
Okay. Go ahead and click on that,
it'll do the roll for you.
That is a 12. Now, that would normally miss, but we did have Donators that gave an additional bonus to us.
Yay! Donators! Yay!
And two of those turned it into a success with fear. So you do manage to hit.
Describe to me how you attack him with this mace and how it kind of turns a little bad for you.
All right, with the power of a higher being, possibly charity, beaming down from the heavens above,
I land, I jump in the air, I dart myself towards him.
I land and attack, but I'm too hyped up on adrenaline
and excitement where I hit him and I forget
that I need to land too.
So I land flat on my back with a, like a thud.
So I'm now just on my back between the two of them.
As you land and you actually like slide
impact the edge of the pillar itself with that fear roll.
It nudges and you watch as the ruby egg begins to spin and tumble. It falls off of the pillar and
hits the ground with a heavy impact. As it does, you're worried an egg would shatter. It just
kind of rolls for a second and comes to a stop. Before you all look and see, the outside of its
acid ruby exterior begins to show a rat.
Oh, sorry gang, that was my bad.
You watch as this glow begins to pulse, and pulse louder and heavier as the shape, this weird entity
inside begins to push from the inside, and it begins to crack more and crack more. Suddenly
you watch as a spirit begins to emerge, some sort of strange voice of a figure in a hood
arrives from this weird spiritual guardian space around the egg and beseeches you.
Cast you, you are tempered with the sacred nest too soon.
My guardian shell cannot keep the great beast at bay.
Whoa, unto you, you misguided fools, she hungers.
the spirit subsides, the powerful protective spell that kept this egg at bay. You watch
us suddenly, a massive crimson red skinned faceted triceratops like beast, burst out.
Oh shit! We gotta tame this guy!
There's no way we're getting paid now. What have we done?
This is really not looking good.
I want to ride the dinosaur!
Oh my god, no!
I'm gonna go ahead and roll a d6. If it's a 1 to 3, the dinosaur finds the thieves.
It's Nemesis, it's a four to six, and it finds your true.
That's a three!
The triceratops turns towards the other thieves and begins to grind its foot on the ground.
You watch the thieves go,
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
They begin to scatter and run in all different directions.
The spotlight is back on you.
Tim, now that you have your blade at the ready,
and you haven't had a chance to really kind of use it properly,
What would you like to do?
Right, I think I'm going to try and communicate with the dinosaurs, with the beasts.
I think I'm going to come up and have a little bit of a like, it's okay, it's okay.
I know what's happening, we've all had a bit of a bad day.
You know what, it's going to be alright. Let me help you.
And we'll see if that works.
If it doesn't, I'll be torn to shreds.
But you know what?
I'd like you to make a...
It might.
But we'll see.
Go ahead and make a presence roll for me to see if you can impart the very essence of your understanding into these strange ancient beasts' eyes.
Make presence roll.
Here we go.
Roll.
Okay, it's not getting me.
Ooh!
There we go.
Alright, so that would be an 11, which would be a failure, but because the donators have
bonus points back there that'll get it up to an 18 which will death that'll be
the successful difficulty on this roll you watch as the price air tops turns
back around it's glittering red exterior its eyes burning with hatred it
kind of
it looks deep into your beautiful goblin face there's a kinship
It's a connection. It softens for a minute and kind of...
mmmm...
It's okay. It's okay. It seems like it's asking for a command.
Ooh.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ooh.
We, uh, we should...
Uh, what does anyone think? Um, wasn't really expecting this to work.
I'll be perfectly honest. Um, her name is Margaret, so.
I'm sorry about that.
Command-
We had an audio hiccup.
Go ahead and do that again.
Oh!
What command does anyone have?
I really wasn't expecting this to work.
Oh no.
Um, so if anyone has any suggestions-
I do!
I want to write it!
Oh, oh no.
Okay, apart from the mouse.
Thank you very much for that.
Honestly.
We put it back to rest in the egg that I came to go home.
Yeah, come on.
It just got here.
Yeah!
Well, we're not going to have a good day.
Find out where the egg is from.
Oh, yes.
How about that?
Genius.
Yeah, I'm done.
We can ask.
And then maybe we can ask if I can write it.
Oh, great.
We'll do that afterwards.
Love your energy.
Thanks!
Where?
Where?
Great Dinosaur from the egg, whom I will call Margaret.
Where Margaret are you from?
It looks towards you. You say Margaret and it seems to acknowledge this title you've given it with a heavy nod.
It takes two big steps. This majestic beast wants a protector of some distant land.
It looks into your eyes and says...
Anything more specific?
Did anyone catch that? I guess we should have thought this through.
Margie said that.
Candy, do you have any like, book on Margaret Speak?
It's dinosaur from a big red egg that we're supposed to be protecting.
I want to get paid and I have accolades to get.
I really appreciate this emotional attachment you have, but I want to get this job done.
It need go egg now. Thank you. I could try though, if you want me to teach you.
Are you going to try to push this dinosaur back into the egg?
How do you make an omelet if not by shoving a dinosaur into it?
Something. I mean, I could jump on this. I'll play along. All right.
May I? Is there any sort of intelligence based? I mean, I'm more of like a culture,
anthropology. I'm not really like the dinosaur type.
Poacher, Ty.
Yeah.
You have a hooker mask.
Wait, wait, wait.
What about this entity are you trying to acknowledge or clean?
Can I just...
I'm gonna... can I...
I was gonna be like, can I just lie and say it told me it wants to go back in the egg, guys.
Oh, it really wants to go back in the egg.
It really wants to... what's that? Margaret?
Wow, it sounds like Margaret misses the red expanse of planes, like a creature in a ball, if you will.
Yes, an egg.
Why do I have any, like...
Is there any kind of myth that would predicate this creature in the artifact that it's in?
What a plaque to look at.
You do see at the base of the fallen pillar, there is indeed a plaque that says, as you look upon it,
This chamber houses the Crimson Egg, a mythical prison for a ruby beast, laid low and sealed
away by a grandmage's final act to protect the teenage empress, who became magically
marked as its quarry by a would-be usurper three centuries before.
Rural.
Wait, so he wants to fight a teenager?
That's kind of messed up.
The group of thieves were on the other side of the room watching this exchange with
Wide eyes and confusion go...
Hey boss, we still want the egg?
Let's figure it out when we can finish them off.
When are you going to talk to the dinosaurs? The rest of you, get rid of the guards.
They all get their weapons at the ready again.
Try and see if they can turn the tides.
I'm going to go ahead and jump in here and have the elder crone come forward
and kind of rush towards the group of you as you gathered around it.
try chaotic flux ability. With that, I'm just going to go ahead and mark a stress and make an
attack roll against three targets within a very close range. So I'm going to say the ones that
are closest to this right now would be Tim, Mouse, and AI-K and V. I'm going to make a roll
against all three of you as all of a sudden this crone rings this like wicked staff out from
right underneath her cloak and goes,
Stand back and let the beast be ours!
And burst of black and purple, spinning energy swirls out
against all of you.
She's jacking my star.
There we go, there's a roll.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, with a plus one, that's a 17.
I think, pretty sure, beats all of your evasion on that.
So with that,
she's gonna go ahead and mark that stress to do this
and deal 3d6 plus 5 damage to all of you.
I don't know, should I do all that?
Right.
Glad I'm not over there.
Oh man.
Who's I holding all the dinosaur?
You should have let me write the dinosaur.
I'm realizing now.
Come write the dinosaur.
Why not?
So that's gonna be 14 damage, 14 magical damage to Tim,
to Mouse and to AI Candy.
Compare that with your damage thresholds, and see how many hit points you mark based on that damage.
You do have armor slots that you can spend to reduce it by a threshold if you like.
So for Tim, that would be a major damage.
So you mark two hit points, or you could spend an armor slot to reduce it to one, if you'd like.
Uh, yeah, let's do that.
In from the mouse.
Uh, my lord, what would that be for me?
Well, you is...
I'll reduce my damage!
That would be...
...plued.
There you go. Yeah, that would also be major damage for you two, now.
I would like armor, please.
So much you want to spend it on...
There you go. So you go ahead and mark one of those armor slots, and mark one hit point.
That's gonna end my spotlight as the GM.
It's back to you all.
The thieves have now been re-engaged into this conflict.
There's a dinosaur cop between but seems to have made some sort of connection with your troop. It's your spotlight
Who would like to go? I
Want to say I want to do something
You want to I'm very mad that
That person did that to me and I want to pass the spell
Sure, we might cast voice of dread
voice of dread. All righty. So as the old woman's kind of looking up at you and she's already
marked two stress for some of her abilities, go ahead and cast that spell by clicking on
the spell cast roll. That is just her difficulty. You get it at 13 with hope, so you gain a
hope and that is a successful spell cast against her so describe to me what your voice of how
your voice of dread affects her. I want to look directly at her and look her straight in the eye
really really angry and put my hands on my hips and inside of her mind she hears my booming
scary voice that sounds just like this and I'm like you are so mean and you're disgusting and
nobody loves you your whole family doesn't love you nobody wanted you to be boring you're
terrible and I hate you and everybody in this whole room hates you and everybody your whole life hates you
she clutches the side of her head because like that's not true that's might be true is it true
oh he should talk to my grandchildren
see tears form on the corner of her face and looks down at a locket she pulls out from
her instead of her cloak and opens it up and there's a little drawn painting of the ugliest
family you've ever seen. And you see beads of sweat at her forehead she's nearly
stressed out and she is now vulnerable as she is currently focused on the family
and questioning her life's choices. With that success with hope it's still on your
end. Who would like to go next? Guys now's your chance she feels like crap.
Alright I'll take this chance to attack the person that's feeling like
Crap. Let's go. It's it's this. Wait, let me. It's this one, right?
As you consider your options, we have just hit the $15,000 milestone. And so that means
that it is a terrifying cataclysm. Good luck. Oh. What does that mean? Oh boy.
Well, here's what I'll say.
I'll finish your turn and then we'll come to what these events are about to entail.
All right.
So Kyrie.
I'm just going to run up and try to just hit her with my mace.
That's all I know at this point.
You got it.
Go for it.
Go ahead and roll for your attack with your mace.
Mace incoming.
Oh, that is definitely a good hit.
That's a success with hope.
Take a hope and go ahead and roll damage on that mace.
He's carrying all the lady.
Good.
Wait, how do I do damage?
So right next to where the mace's plus three strength attack is, if you click on the
2d8 plus one, we'll go ahead and roll that for you as well.
There we go. Eight damage. That is her major threshold. She had two hit points left.
How do you want to do this? How do you want to... are you trying to kill her or knock her unconscious?
Oh, I'm trying to kill her. I laugh at... I don't know if I heard what Mao said specifically,
but I know it's horrendous because she is so broken in her eyes.
and I go, ha ha ha ha!
All right, time to strike.
I hoist my mace over my shoulder
and I saunter over to her
in a way that makes her feel so
helpless and weak.
And, uh, I don't even
ask her her final words.
I just go, hop! And I just smack her right on the top of the head.
Like, uh, like a heavy watermelon
her final moment, you hear it?
And uh...
I guess it was bound to happen someday.
She grumbles to the ground. The other thieves glance around nervously, looking at each other. You see the
brute and the kind of somewhat shrimpy-looking fella who is on the rope go jumping and out the window
on two different sides of the room, while the one with the crystal eye glances back and goes,
goes, how could this day get any worse? At which point the ground begins to quake beneath
all of you. You all glance around as the marble floor of the chamber begins to dart open, breaking
into pieces as a massive land shark tears its way from underneath the museum itself. This
20-foot end-to-end looking massive armored bison-like creature with a
slope-shark-like face and these burning red eyes tears its way out somehow
summoned by the weird cacophony of impact and yelling and screaming that
has come from this chamber as it turns around it looks back at both the
triceratops and the crystal-eyed thief. Crystal-eyed thief is looking at the
both of them, and she goes,
wait, let them fight.
And you watch as the two massive beasts begin to square off,
fearful of what it may be,
I'm gonna go ahead and spend a fear to activate the Land Shark.
The Land Shark, which is the cataclysm that arrives
within this scenario,
is gonna go ahead and charge forward,
giving a trampling dart across all of you,
including the triceratops.
It's gonna try and push through.
It's gonna make an attack roll against your entire troop.
We'll see if it is enough.
These low roll.
Very well.
Let's see.
Okay, that's a 10 plus two.
That's a 12.
Does a 12 not beat anybody's evasion?
I think that hits.
I have 12.
Time you.
No, 12.
That does succeed against you.
Oh, this is Tim.
Oh, this is me.
This is me.
But I spend three hope to re-roll that thing happening right now.
They don't do that.
If you'd like to, if you could go ahead and do that.
It would hit me as well.
Yes you can.
Yes you can.
I have a... ah!
Okay, so why don't you two three...
Alright, so you spend three hope to force the Land Shark to re-roll.
I really hope it's not a better roll.
Oh God. Oh, wait.
Isn't that really save me?
It saves me too.
Alright, that brings it to an 11.
So, with that, whose evasion is an 11 or lower?
Mine is 11.
I definitely get hit by that.
Oh, no.
Not me.
Ow.
Took it back down by mine.
That saved me.
That helped?
All right, so with that all of you begin charging out of the way the triceratops
Kind of lowers its head crest to try and take the brunt of the impact as it slams into it you watch as Tim darts out of the
Way, we managed to duck tuck and roll. Hey, I candy you go ahead and leap
Unfortunately mouse and Kyrie you you both kind of look at each other as your reflexes are not as sound as the others and
It bowls past and impacts with the rest of your trip with that
you and the Triceratops all take...
Oh crap, am I dead?
Oh no.
Oh my god!
You have any more hope, Cat?
28 points of physical damage.
So that's going to be a major...
It's a veer wound on the two of you. That's going to be three hit points unless you spend an armor to reduce it to two
Yeah, I'll spend an armor
Compoculant shock that by the way
Heavy impact is you both go sprawling and spinning across the marble floors of this kind of skidding to a stop
Your world is rocked
You feel that ringing in your ears and your vision goes a bit blurry and bright as you come to you see now the
the Lanshark and the Triceratops are colliding head to head in this massive kaiju battle
here in the center of the museum, the crystal-eyed thief licking around and is going to try and
take a moment to pick a shot off on one of the others who was not impacted by the blow
to see if he has a chance to gain a boon here. He's going to go ahead and hand fire
at, actually, let's go for you at Handcandy. The one who managed to use your warping
understanding of the magic and arcana to change the tides of this battle is going to go ahead and fire an arrow in your direction
You don't have to do all that. They did it. That hits.
I think that does actually hit. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so with that, you know, maybe maybe
All good
As you're focusing on this the impact from your friends
It's not too bad.
You don't notice out of the corner of your eye, the bow right towards where the broken
glass window is pulled back and shh, unleash, it catches you in the side of your shoulder
from behind for 10 points of physical damage.
Cool.
I am going to use an armor slot to reduce it.
I got shot, play the text, because I was putting another mock for mouse getting hit.
comma. So it's next to me, because it's just heavy.
Yeah.
Excellent.
The Land Shark is right next to the ones that dodge out of the way. You're all kind of around
it, so you're all within very close of the Land Shark, the triceratops as well, and that
one remaining thief with the arrows is about, I'd say, far range near the window, but
the spotlight is back to you all so would like to go.
Uh, I'd like to try and scream at this other thief to help us.
Okay, what do you shout towards him?
If you want to live, then hit the damn land shark you fool!
Alright, go ahead and roll a presence roll for me.
Hold on, my cacti engine is a...
Alright, let's roll a presence.
That's all good.
Oh!
Ooh!
That is a 17 with fear, which is a success.
Yeah!
I'll take that fear into my setup there.
Oh!
over the thief glances back at you and goes,
eh, we're not being paid enough for any of this.
You're right, you're right.
And goes ahead and starts pulling an arrow out
to get ready to launch it at this land shark.
Unfortunately, the loud noise that you made
to the immediate left of the land shark
draws its attention as part of your role with fear
as it turns around and
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
is gonna go ahead and make a
Rending chump at your direction, so I'm first going to try and bite at you with its toothy
maw.
Oh god.
So let's see how this roll goes.
Oh place below, place below.
Oh yes.
Oh yeah, no, it totally misses you.
It's almost like you instinctually fold just far enough back with a shadow, obscures
your form and it bites out and thinks it has you, but its teeth just come down
upon each other with a horrible snapping sound. Since it did not land a successful attack,
it is not going to surrender to Chomp Reaction, which finishes its spotlight. It's back to
you all.
I would love to just do a little wand wave, just a regular old-fashioned piece of magic.
Let's go.
At the land shock.
Okay.
I started just, oh.
Trillium, oh that's it, whoa.
Okay, you're an abomination conceptually to land and sea.
I don't care for you.
I cost.
Yuck, lucky you.
You go ahead and like flick your wand in that direction.
It conjures a glowing bolt of kind of prismatic energy
you get arcs forward slamming into the side of the land shark at the 26th with fear you hit the side
and it leaves burn mark on its side with go ahead and roll damage for the wand
8 damage yeah so marks a hit point it leaves a kind of a burn spot in the side and you watch now
it kind of its large sloped armored hide and its head shift in your direction its low slung eyes
kind of looking towards you as it growls deep in resonant.
Growl back, but it's not as effective.
Like, bang, bang.
With that, it's going to go ahead and take a swipe at you.
It's own toothy maw in your direction.
Nope!
You are ready for it.
You just dodge out of the way.
No impact.
I'll say as part of that roll now, I'm going to go ahead and let both the thief and
the Triceratops get attacks on the Lanshark as well. The Triceratops is going to go ahead
and try and gore it with its horns. With a 12, unfortunately it does not succeed. Wait,
that's a plus two on it, so it does succeed at 14 is what it needed. So with that, the
Triceratops is going to go ahead and tear into the side of it with its horns, like
Now defending those that roused it from the egg, that will be, or image, heavy hit.
That's two hit points off the land shark as the ruby tricycle ups, gores it from the
side, kind of lifting it shoulder up, and it skids on one of its legs, and it's pushed
about three or four feet to one side.
You have to kind of step back to not be jammed with it as it does so, at which
point the crystallide thief looses an arrow from further back and we'll see if he manages
to actually aid in this endeavor as well and 11 unfortunately does not succeed but it seems
at least he's taken booby's words to heart and is no longer firing upon you and is now
firing upon the Landshark immediate danger that's gonna go ahead and finish that the
spotlight is back to you who would like to do something all righty I want to
sneak away from all this motion and get as close to Margaret as possible
I think so all that's going on that you still just want to ride a dinosaur yeah
I kind of really do want to ride the dinosaur all right so how do you go
writing Margaret. Oh well I since I'm light-footed I am very quietly and very
sneakily run Margaret and nobody nobody notices that I'm that I ran to Margaret
and nobody notices that I creepily what no nobody's supposed to notice I'm
very sneaky and then even the lads shot with what I give Margaret a hug
and I snuggle Margaret and then I say it's okay and then I jump on Margaret and we're
best friends now.
I wasn't aware there was a bullshit check.
You just pal game friendship, that's crazy.
I love it.
Margaret, who is already kind of, I love the name Margaret now, Margaret has now established
itself as from a neutral position upon its arrival with your troop through some hard
earned eye contact with your goblin compatriot Tim. Now feels a hug to its side, the first hug
it's felt in centuries. Since it was sealed within here, its mind once manipulated towards dark
means it now feels truly free and embraced and you see in its big ruby-like eye looking towards
you as your arms pull back and you say these words, it gives you a soft nudge with the side
its head and...
His mom?
His mom?
I think that...
She's a baby?
She's got a little horns as well.
Did she feel like a baby tar-tarotops?
I'll be Margaret's baby.
Could be.
It moves its crest and horn down in your direction, Mous,
and at first you're afraid she might try to strike you.
The Margaret instead actually lifts you up
into the air and onto the back of its shoulders.
And you find yourself now sitting atop,
straddling the very crest of this ruby transceiver cops' back.
Yay!
I cheer from the ground. Whoa! She did it!
We did it, guys!
Look, I have a new best friend!
Now what?
I make you direct eye contact with the land shock.
I make you direct eye contact with the land shock.
I'm afraid.
Tim, would you like to do anything?
I think I might take full advantage of the fact that everyone is looking at
Mouse and Margaret just having an absolutely lovely time and it's really
quite heartwarming it really is so maybe if I try and do like throw a rope
around the land sharks legs something like that whilst everyone's doing it
something like that to kind of debilitate it a bit.
Absolutely.
You can either roll an agility or finesse roll for that,
if you'd like.
Let's do agility.
Okay, nice and slow.
All right, roll.
You should go ahead and click on the agility
plus three on your shield.
There you go.
Amazing.
It's a 23.
Wow.
With ear.
So you describe to me how you go ahead and begin to tether up
the legs of this massive land shark.
And what aspect of it goes a little wrong?
So what I think I'm going to do is I'm going to run over
and whilst everyone's watching this kind of like wonderful
sweet little event happening here, there's a lot of love
in the room, I'm going to quickly kind of tie crudely
one, and then I'm gonna walk around the land shark,
you know, just kind of dragging it around,
dragging it around.
What I don't realize is as I'm doing it,
I'm slowly tethering myself to one of its legs.
And so then when I pull that final bit,
I'm suddenly going to the leg of the land shark.
It falls over, I fall down,
we're just laying there together.
One-to-one earth blue neck.
all of the landsharks are gonna
Impact from the ground next to its legs kind of tethered like a loose sudden hog tie and the rest of you kind of after staring at mouse kind of
Triumpedly atop
Her steed you glance back at the heavy impact to find the land shark kind of on its side
It's legs tethered and your goblin friend Tim also kind of tied to one of them as well
It is currently restrained now from that successful role so it can't move unless it tries to break free
Instead, it will try to, while it's there, lean forward and try and bite the currently
half-tethered goblin impatriate at its side as it reaches its massive mouth, opens to try
and bite you along its leg.
Oh, oh yeah, 21, that's going to succeed.
As it bites down into you, Tim, you unfortunately feel its massive kind of jagged, rock-like
jaws chomp down onto your torso.
This will be 10, it's worth physical damage, 12 points of physical damage to you that is
in your major damage threshold so you would take two hit points unless you want to spend
an armor slot to reduce it to one.
to do that. I don't think I have much left now.
Mark an additional hit point and you can mark a second armor slot. You still have two armor
slots left, so that's not too bad. Not too bad. However, it does have an ability called
Rending Chomp that when it makes a successful attack against a PC, I can spend a fear to
to force the target to mark an armor slot without receiving its benefits.
So I need you to mark your third armor slot.
Its massive jaws tear through your protective armor and is even more efficient in rending
your defenses.
But that's going to go ahead and end my spotlight.
It's back to you all.
It looks like the land shark's in a rough spot here.
It looks fairly damaged and it's currently restrained and I'll say in this instance
I'll consider it vulnerable as well which is advantage on attacks against it.
So I would like to take the spot.
I saw a bedling on a cooket, but...
I would like to try and help free our goblin friend here.
Oh, bless you.
I don't know which check I've performed to do such an action, but perhaps we'll find
out together.
Yeah, for this, I'd say in this instance and the speed that's necessary and having to rush
up to it, let's make this a strength role for me.
So I make my way as quickly as possible, seeing that unfortunately Al Goblin is about to become
a snack and I try my best to free you by rolling strength pack and let's see.
Okay.
That's an 11 which isn't, however, because Chat has been donating, we're going to
spend three more of those plus ones to the player role which brings it just to a success
so that would be a success with fear.
So you do manage to pull Tim free from the ropes, carrying him away, unfortunately the
process of doing so also frees the Land Shark.
Oh no!
It's very, very strange.
Oh no!
I'm so excited!
Bloody little goblin body.
The Land Shark is going to angrily at a frustration as you freed your ally, but did free itself.
It's gonna hungrily snap at you, booby.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no!
AHHHH!
That's a 21!
It's kind of a nerdy one.
No, no.
Alright, so with that spent here, it's gonna go ahead and snap into you for...
Oh, 12. That's a 28 points of damage.
Did you piss him off?
That's a severe damage.
So take three hit points.
You can go ahead. You'll have to mark two slots in this, unfortunately,
because if it's rending chomp, it does burn an additional armor slot.
Okay. How do I do this?
Just go ahead and there you go armor slots, and then you can mark the two hit points on your sheet
It doesn't let me change it, but I'll mentally keep track
There you go hit the hit the minuses and the sides they're great out for me, unfortunately all right
We'll figure out a break. Yeah, we'll figure it out later
It's on the screen as well.
Definitely count them to mine.
Not a worry.
So as it finishes pulling its jaws off of you, Margaret, or me, a little strange local
lump there, Margaret sits there with a mouse on its back.
It looks up to you for direction.
Noss, what do you command your triceratops mount to do?
Oh my god, uh, I, I want to, I want to help, uh, my friends and, uh, but I'm kind of scared
because, uh, I, I don't want, uh, Margaret to get hurt because this land shark is really
scary.
But also, I'm also celebrating because I'm, uh, I have a dinosaur friend so I'm really
happy.
But I give Margaret a nice little hug and I say,
let's kill that thing, Margaret!
Magnificent.
With that, Margaret goes...
Grinds its heavy feet onto the marble floor,
kind of grinding and tearing it through the marble itself,
cracking it, and goes into a full charge
towards this massive land shark just as it gets its feet ready and pulls its jaws back from booby it turns its head around
and looks right as it begins charging towards it. Let's see if this impacts.
That's a 15. That's a success. So with that, the Triceratops is going to go ahead and roll its damage
Oh, whoo. Against the Land Shark. Twenty-two.
It is looking very hurt as it begins to kind of like
thrash around as massive impacts on its sides.
You see puncture wounds from the ruby triceratops horns as the
Land Sharks just on the cusp of collapse would like to go.
I guess I can attack it.
Yes. It's it's week.
I get it, go for it.
Alright, now that I have noticed it's struggling and after I watched that awesome dinosaur
attack I'm fired up.
I want to do, I guess I can do, let's try my elemental breath, spice it up a little
bit.
Sure.
So, the try and breed some fire at it,
see if that does anything.
Heck yeah.
So as you kind of inhale deeply,
kind of stepping across the marble
towards the land shark is still reeling from the impact.
You feel the inside of your lungs begin to heat.
You feel the bellows in your throat begin to expand
as you unleash upon it.
So with this, it's an instinct weapon.
So go ahead and click on the instinct roll
and the elemental breath card on your sheet.
Um, okay.
Wait, so not just the instinct at the top?
Well, you could do that too, if you want to.
I'll just do it the right way.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
That's a success with hope, so go ahead and take a hope with that.
Mm.
And go ahead and roll damage.
Rolling damage.
Ooh!
Oh!
I'm still...
Shhh!
That is, beyond its major threshold, it had two hit points left.
Kyrie, how would you want to do this?
How would you like to finish off this beast?
Alright.
Your fire breath.
After witnessing Mouse get her wish, despite everyone not wanting her to ride the dinosaur,
for some reason, and seeing it so hurt, I'm going to inhale, fill my lungs up as
as much as possible and just go ham on that thing, unleash all the fire I can, expel, right
at it.
Bam.
As you're breathing this flame towards space, you watch as it kind of rears back, the burning
sensation causing its eyes to squint.
It roars and tries to rush towards you, but the flames are too hot.
One more time, it lunges towards you, trying to open its jaws to snap shut on your torso,
but the flame gout that you release catches a strange bit of digestive gas that had been
sitting like a pocket within its stomach from its last meal.
And it ignites it, like a sudden burst of explosive.
You watch as suddenly there's a flash of light from within its torso, its eyes kind
of bug out and smoke begins to emit from outside of its mouth and its backside.
The fort slowly collapses on the ground, no longer moving, burned interior-wise.
Yeah! We did it! Barbecue!
That smells so bad in here. Oh, God. Open a window!
Ah, unhaired bird shark.
I'm taking...
Dinosaur.
I'm taking her in.
How she did it.
Hair close.
The Ruby Triceratops Margaret kind of turns back and looks up towards its rider, Mouse,
and looks at the rest of you.
I'm clapping and saying, what a good job you did, I'm so proud of you, I'm so happy.
It nods and you watch as its form begins to shift and it slowly reverts back into its
ruby-egg form, returning to its shell, its brief moment here in strength spent there as you all
sit around the charred corpse of this Landshark. On one side, the crystal-eyed thief approaches
from the side of the windows and brings his hood back. You can see now his very short grayish
hair with a white streak coming through on the left-hand side, heavy scarred on one chin.
He walks up and goes,
Hey, it's just business. I hope you understand.
I didn't know this was the thing.
People were going to be around and wanting to even engage,
let alone the land shark. This is, this is crazy.
Did you know the people that died or was this just a job?
Oh, I mean, I, I know Withs here, but to be honest,
this was going to be her last job anyway.
She always wanted to have a blaze of glory sort of scenario, so if anything, you really kind of
kind of helped her
see a long live dream.
Much obliged.
She looked a bit sad at the end there, which I haven't seen her like in a while. That was weird.
Um,
anyway, uh, this all went,
this all went completely to itself. I, I'm gonna get out of here before I get arrested.
Uh, so,
bye, in terms of the show off in a way. Bye.
Yeah, bye.
No, it's fine. We'll clean up. Thank you so much for visiting this game.
I'm going to kneel down next to the egg.
Oh, it's no, you know. I love learning.
Up your lunge lesson. I'm getting the last one.
All right. I'll bet you on it.
You're talking to me?
I'm with the egg.
Yeah, you learned.
Oh, he's scared.
I'm trying to presidigitate it.
I'm trying to fix the egg with a presidigitation.
Okay, slowly like the cracks on it, seal up, you watch as the ruby begins to fill, and then slowly
takes a moment of concentration, but the egg begins to form back to a solid state. You're uncertain if the
spiritual guardian is still present, or if it was expelled, you don't sense it around, but at the very
least the egg looks like it's in one piece, and you can set the pillar back up and place it on top if you like.
Oh wow, look at me, I'm just trying to...
I'm straightening it all up, trying to make it look like nothing happened and doesn't...
Do you have a spell to clean up the mess?
It doesn't...
That's what... that's what I said to digitization.
You know what I'm saying, but I'm doing.
I'm just like...
So I'm puffing a little bit of like lavender...
or I'm not having the smell of the burning.
So it's like puff of lavender, repair, puff of lavender, repair.
Amazing.
It takes you a few minutes, but you've you've you've righted the pillar...
You've begun to repair some of the window. You just have to figure out a way to deal with the giant charred corpse of a land shark that's now sitting here in the middle of the exhibit.
But it's about this moment that you begin to hear a noise.
Can you glance at the entry where you came in?
And the exhibit board that sits within this chamber has another flashing crystal.
Oh no, not again!
Right. Here's me holding in my lower intestine.
Glance up and see the chamber titled The Box of Endless Doors seems to have some sort of breach.
And at that moment, this odd crackling latent energy begins to fill the air.
Like a strange storm of visible static, slightly faint purple in its imagery, just ends of blood.
and you watch as the bottom of the exhibit board another crystal flashes in her plaque that says
Dome of Chains activated. You glance through the glass windows and the glass dome above and you
can see now a strange arcane dome-like net of force power seems to have encased museum
And that's now locked. All of you in arm arm arm.
Uh-oh.
And that's where we're gonna go ahead and finish the first act of this and go to break.
Ooooooh.
Ooooooh.
I'm really excited to go into the museum. He just got on and started taking stuff. We did really.
Oof.
Hehehehe.
Before we get to that break, we're just going to briefly go over the auctions because we had a few finish.
We want to give you a brief update on those and now take a look at these bids. Holy heck
The signed chainsaw man collector box went for two hundred fifty five dollars to none other than Z
Congratulations Z and thank you for your donation. We know Z. We love Z in this household
Now the lucky winner of a Care You crocodile signed merch bundle with up to
999 signatures is mr. Morse with a winning bid of six hundred and twenty dollars
you love
what
yeah well we'll have to get your size and how many signatures you'd like
what if it is 999
uh... then i i will figure out a way to put 999 on there
and the final winner of the uh... the third closed auction is the iron
mouse signed solo level collector box thank you so much anonymous bidder we
appreciate your donations
Don't forget, you can all get in your own bids
by typing, exclamation point auction.
And we're just about approaching that $17,500 milestone.
So get your donations in while you can.
We're gonna go to a brief break, but don't go anywhere.
My name is Lysa, and my daughter Sophie
wished to be a nurse.
My daughter Sophie is the most caring
and loving kid I've ever met.
Sophie was diagnosed with her illness when she was eight.
It attacks her kidneys, it attacks her heart,
it attacks her brain, her childhood was taken from her.
Being actually introduced to the wishmakers
was a good thing because it helped me
and Sophie both get through a tough time.
Having the wishmakers around,
it helped me to feel like I can do this.
I have a team of people who understands
what I'm going through.
The wishmakers have definitely helped a lot with Sophie's confidence.
She always talks about the wishmakers because they're her friends.
That's what she calls them, my friends.
And my wish was to be a nurse.
She was like, well, I want to work in a hospital like mommy.
I want to help people.
She's always the patient stepping out of that patient role
and being the nurse.
She loved every minute of it.
If anybody out in the world wants to be a wishmaker
and be that person for children.
I feel like it's an amazing job to do.
Thank you, Rishmi.
Rish.
Check, check, test.
Oh, boy.
This is DJ Donovan.
Back to do some reading.
Boy, do I have my work cut out for me.
We're just going to stop at the top and get rolling so first. Thank you grade for the $5. Thank you chicken parm for the $20
Dono. Thank you, Sam Phoenix 98 Sam Phoenix 98 says all be surprised if care you crock doesn't get to do a death roll
Maneuver on an enemy. Also, let's go captain DJ. Oh, thanks, Sam
Velene. Oh, Val. Val donates $50. Thanks, Val
Taka Bakashi donates $25 and says thank you for doing what you do for the kids.
Thanks for this fight. You know, I'm going to say one thank you to all of the anonymous donors.
Thank you all so much. I'm just going to check the boxes. We got a lot of names to read.
Neo Straw Hat, thank you for the $15.
Sceptarius, thanks for the $150. Wow! Thanks for redeeming that reward.
plus one reward says and my acts. That's a great comment for what you purchased. Thank you.
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dollars kawai neko son thank you for the fifteen dollars says lots of love to all
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thanks for the fifty bucks one thank you for the fifteen hope I win have
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Indengar says, for charity, much love to you all. Thanks for the 20 Indengar.
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became a fan I went into the medical industry because of you thank you for
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Nion, thank you for the 15.
Spacefly, we appreciate the 150 and the Ventures, certainly
appreciate the plus one.
Holy hell, I think that you guys donating 150 have actually
been like carrying your keepin' the party alive.
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Krusty, thanks for the 50 bucks. And for saying, Dream Team for a lovely charity through the stream.
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Every bit counts.
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Michelle Macha. Thank you for the 15. Michi Macha. Michi Macha. Thank you for the 15 saying,
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Thank you for the $20. Eastman. Eastman Kodak. Thanks for the 25 saying,
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Jay Murph, $8.99. Thanks for the $150 and for helping our adventurers survive with
that plus one reward. Ryan... Ryanitar. Thank you for the $77.
Or, Ryan... Ryanitar, $77. Thank you for the $10.
Patty Cake, $2.00. Thank you for the $200.
GSC Europe. Thanks for the $10 saying, for a noble goal and an exciting adventure.
It has been exciting.
That is for sure.
Soren, thanks for the $15 saying, let's go fundraiser.
Darth Radonis, thank you for the 10, saying such a great cause to donate to and loving
the one shot with all the characters and creations.
Scott, how we looking on that video?
You want to roll it?
All right.
So for those of you that don't already know, Mouse granted a wish some time ago to a
a VTuber named Akari Rini.
And Akari got to collab with Mouse
as well as get a new PC and a VTuber model.
Very hard touching moment, there's pods of it, check it out.
We asked her some questions about her experience
and here are Akari's answers.
My name is Akari Rini and my wish was to collab
with Iron Mouse.
I remember I was pretty nervous.
I had all of my friends like super excited
constantly texting me and calling me and once it actually happened and it felt very natural to me
but also it was just so exciting and so it was just crazy with the dream come true.
So when I first started speaking to her I was of course really nervous but
But she was just so welcoming and kind.
And as we conversed, it really felt
that it was a true conversation, and that we
were just two people having fun.
And she was kind of like a big sister in that moment.
But that day, I was very nervous, but super excited.
All of my friends were excited as well.
And I don't think I've ever received
that amount of support from that many people.
but I appreciate it and cherish it with all of my heart.
So I kind of, I guess, blew up overnight
and I gained a lot of supporters that I deeply care about
and I would not be here if it wasn't
for all of the kind people who let me support,
but yeah, Make-A-Wish granted me
a lot of new streaming equipment too,
so that's been very, very helpful
And to this day, I just think about how, again, grateful I am
and how much I also want to give back to the community
and also spread awareness about what I have
and how they can help other Make-A-Wish kids as well.
I want them to know that their impact
truly does matter and that people like me
appreciate it with their entire hearts
because a lot of people who deal with illnesses
sometimes aren't the most fortunate either.
So it really is like a blessing,
like a wish come true when people support allows people
like me to really live their dreams
that they couldn't have achieved without it.
So right now I am about to finish my sophomore year
of college, I'm about to go into my junior year
and I have a couple of new outfit debuts
coming up for my VTBER model.
And yeah, I'm just excited to be able to stream more and more
because I love my community and I love streaming
and I'm happy that I'm able to do this as often as I can.
I wanna let every chronically ill person
and their VTuber know that their condition
doesn't define them.
Chase your dreams no matter what,
even if they seem impossible or out of reach.
I used to feel like I couldn't do enough
and I would never grow as a creator,
but Make-A-Wish, Iron Mouse, and everyone else
who has wanted me so much support
helped me to pursue my goals despite my talismia.
I truly believe that everyone has a chance
to achieve your dreams.
So take that chance no matter what.
Ooh, wow.
What a cool thing that, you know,
obviously the mouse is able to do,
but that you're all able to do as a community
with all of these donations, you know,
to get to contribute to something like that
is pretty fucking cool, so, you know, for the kids.
Okay.
Arara did,
Ararararajidono, thank you for the $20.
Sky Dragon, thank you for the $10.
Grade, thanks for the five.
McNew, thanks for the 10 bucks.
S'mores the duck, thanks for the 15 saying,
from cycle funds to charity streams,
Thank you for everything you do and to all those,
all you do to support those of us with chronic illness.
Iron Mouse Love, and I guess, booby.
Thank you, Smorts the Duck.
Mimic, thanks for the 10 bucks saying hope this helps.
Good luck to the players, it does help.
Thank you, Mimic.
Jamie, thank you for the five bucks saying King Booby!
I found the light, thanks for the 200.
Anonymous, thanks for the 10 saying cheers
to all of you and the blessed work you do.
I will read all the anonymous, don't miss.
For sure, gotta do it.
You're not just getting a checkbox.
Cheropy Nocturna, thanks for the 10 saying
I can't afford much right now,
but I wanted to do what I can to help.
Thank you to the gang for doing this.
Thank you, Cheropy.
For $10, Mocha Ling says, hello.
I donated $5 to Cyclothon this year.
Cyclothon this year.
Thank you.
I'm a green Caddo VTuber named Mocha from Wonderland,
donating to a good cause.
Let's go.
Well, we're towing the promotional line there,
but thank you for the don't know.
Anonymous.
Wow, those boxes are coming in fast.
Okay.
Pom-pom-pom-paren is the worst.
Thanks for the 15 bucks, and Cinema Roll is the best.
You're right.
You're right.
This is a Cinema Roll household.
Fuzzy Panda, thanks for the five.
Hello of the North.
Hell of the North, thank you for the five.
Rough Knight, 850, thanks for the 200.
Sam Mouse, you're amazing.
Thanks for putting our hearts in the right place.
Doesn't she?
Bianca, thanks for the 10.
Matt, thank you for the 10.
Sarah Phim Hyde, Hade, thank you for the 50.
Sophia, thank you for the $15.
Simon33 says, thanks for the 10.
Pumpmaster Flow, thank you for the 25.
Primordial Star, thanks for the 50.
Zai, thanks for the 10.
And Anonymous Donor, holy shit.
Here, thank you so much for the $1,000 donation.
saying, save them please.
Buying the, we need healing reward.
So, truly coming in clutch for the party there.
Ghost, Dinosaur 13, thanks for the 25.
Ivy, thanks for the five.
Saiyan, love you guys.
Donate Plasma.
Melty Sheeps, thanks for the 50.
Quakka Dagger, thanks for the 25.
Quakkas are so cute.
So cute.
Mango, thanks for the five bucks.
Saiyan, had my Make-A-Wish 20 years ago.
Glad to pay it forward.
thank you for being an awesome group and doing fundraisers like this for the kids
thanks man go
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twenty-five
tech tyrant thank you for the ten dollars d carlo x thank you for the fifty
hobbit from pennsylvania thanks for the ten saying will always donate for
these great causes
thanks hobbit
eight holes
what's the way
uh...
Thanks for the $50 and the smiley face comment lol.
Vibing, thanks for the $30.
Oh no, Coho, thanks for the $25.
Scarlett Hallow, $4.
Thank you for the $15.
IndieDev13 copy.
IndieDev13, thanks for the $250.
Woo-wee!
Saying, you were all the best.
Keep up the awesomeness.
Precious Family for life.
Hell yeah, IndieDev13.
precious family for life indeed
uh... our recousse will seven eighty two thanks for the twenty five and donate
plasma
anonymous thank you for the twenty five bucks and thanks for doing this
roxy
roxy roxy thank you for the one hundred dollar donation saying
this generous community continues to all me also love you dj dot on them
probably not as much as i love you roxy
thank you so much for the donation
uh... what a great human
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and gets big my thank you for the eighty dollar donation okay
that's all the time i have to get in some donations don't forget we say we're
thanking every single one of you
and her raffle
donates to the option whatever you can do or or just watch you know tell your
friends to watch that's cool too
okay i'm dj donovan signing out we'll see you back during the adventure
You
A box of every one-side easy sign
I'll raise, but all the cards and rules I will resign
You're ready to power this power
But what's the point if I'm bored by me?
You want this all to yourself
But let me tell you something
Now I'm here to stay who need help
Just getting started now
You want to play all your games
From infernal charade
Don't want your strength till you wake to all indissuray.
My name is Brian and I'm a wishmaker.
My name is Barrel and I'm a wishmaker.
My name is E.B.K. and I'm a wishmaker.
But wait, what is a wishmaker anyway?
A wish maker is anyone who takes action for wish kids.
You can be a wish maker, whether you fundraise, participate in events, donate, volunteer, become a corporate partner, and so much more.
I'm a volunteer. I'm a fundraiser.
I'm a medical partner. And I'm a make-a-wish donor.
As long as kids face critical illnesses, they'll be counting on wish-makers like you to make their wishes come true.
Don't doubt yourself, don't doubt what you can bring to the table. Just bring it.
There's a multitude of ways to get involved.
The need is so great.
You have the ability to be able to make change in these kids' lives.
This organization would not exist without you, and the mission would not be achievable without you.
What can you do to become a wish-maker today?
today. We need a Malvis Maker like you.
Hello everybody and welcome back for the second act of One Night in Daggerheart. Here, some
wonderful folks for a wonderful charity of Make-A-Wish. Wish to that point, we should
check in with that Tiltify page, as well as where we are as far as the donations are going.
Oh.
Just hit another two milestones hit on that break. We're now just above the $20,000 mark
and so that means two things are going to happen. AI Candy is going to draw and there's
going to be a heroic ally. I can't wait to see what Matthew Mercer does in store
for us. Now no small part of this has also been due to the auctions. The auctions have
been absolutely ripping. We have a limited amount of time left on a couple of them. There's
only 30 minutes left for the iron mouse sign sweater and a parry plushies bundle and the
iron mouse sign senpai squad desk mat. Those are both just about at $500. So if you
can get in your bids while you still can. Alright, Matthew and crew, back to you, Fractu.
As you return here to the interior of this somewhat troubled museum at this hour, you've
all noticed the dome of chains has locked you and anyone else within the museum at
this late hour, and the exhibit board is flashing in a chamber referred to as the
box of endless doors, beaten, injured, and still kind of reeling from the experience you
just survived, making friends with a ruby triceratops and sending it back to its guardian egg, feeding
a land shark and sending off a troop of wayward thieves. You suddenly hear a nearby door open,
And a strange shuffling ancient man wanders in, big heavy glasses and a big hat on top.
You've been through here before, previous times you've been hired.
This is Daryl the Janitor who as a heroic ally arrives and goes,
Why? I heard hearing noises out there. Y'all need me help?
Oh!
Error!
Error!
Error. I got you here.
I'm just real happy to see you all.
It's been a while since you've taken a shift up here, and...
Oh, goodness, this is a big mess in here. What I miss?
We almost died, but now you can help us.
Help you. Yeah. How can I be of service? Well, first we really need to clean up this mess.
I hope you can help us with that. Okay, I just gotta clean up.
I think I gotta get some cleaning supplies and start shuffling up some of the glass and as he
kind of looks down at parts of the glass and goes, hey, Jack, I got this weird feeling.
It's like glowing energy begins to fill him and he kind of lifts off the ground.
his neck cracking a bit, and his hands kind of held aloft, this terrifying, glowing focal
point of some other energy, and you all begin to fearfully await what sort of other danger
arrives before a warming female voice emerges from his throat.
I am Alora, the Divine Spirit of the Museum.
And with this moment I've chosen Daryl to be my avatar.
I will do my best to keep you safe, as you will do your best to keep this museum safe.
Now, my power is still here.
I grant you this moon that was donated far at the beginning of this endeavor, but I feel like the
right time to give it to you because you haven't yet.
He raises his hand out, this mustachioed mouth shifting into this weird, godlike voice, and this
warm array of light washes over you like a gentle rain. And each of you gets to choose
whether you want to clear three hit points clear three armor slots or clear
three stress as the boon you received earlier
I would like to clear three hit points
go for it and I'd also like to do that oh thank you a two armor slots and one
He play
Hello
Not to piggyback off my lovely arm as I do the same
I'm gonna see the two of them. Well, I'm a thoughts on a health point
No, no do it this right this was provided by our audience. So do what you wish
guys
Amazing. Thank you for donating and giving me this a lovely balloon. Yeah, I'm gonna
I shoved Tim's insides back inside his body so he's not attested at all.
Oh, you know what? Thank you. It feels quite loving and quite tender and I'm gonna do armour
as well primarily so I can kind of have something to strap it all back in again.
Good car. Good car. The little crystal on the board is still going
to the Endless Doors entryway exhibit.
That's right, our responsibilities are for Goral about that.
So, I guess we go in?
Yeah, why not?
Yeah, Booby, you should go first.
Fine, I'll lead the way.
Thanks.
Yes, very well.
course. I need some repairs.
You all fall in line behind Booby, charging outside the chamber and back into the endless halls that
lead you throughout the majesty of the sprawling museum itself, following the chain of various
cords and symbols on the exhibit board before you leave. It eventually leads you to the entry
way to the endless doors exhibit. As you step into this chamber, you feel this heavy, blast sound
kind of rocks the interior of it suddenly. You're not quite sure where the source came from, but bits
of shale and dust fall from the ceiling, and loose masonry comes a bit dislodged in places, and you
You see part of the surrounding entryway seems almost all the way from view.
It does flicker on a number of these glowing orbs throughout the interior of this chamber.
You see these beautiful waterfalls that are drifting down on the opposite edge of this
wall.
All these, this central orb itself kind of surrounded an orery looking bronze settings.
It's surrounded by three others that sit on nearby platforms.
You do see there is an exhibit sign with a black kind of sits just beyond the stairs, and now after
that kind of heavy impact cracks kind of showing at the exterior elements of this region.
You remember the sound of the voice of the director of the museum mentioning that there are all
manner of strange defenses set within this museum. And you are... you're this... this gloomy fear drift
into the back of your mind. What would you like to know? What could that gloomy fear mean? Maybe as
you contemplate you will see that we have just hit $22,500 and that's a new milestone. And so that
That means maybe there will be a nightmarish villain.
Hmm, let's see.
Uh-oh.
Let's come just at the right time, I think.
I think so.
You glanced here at the exhibit sign
and reads as the entryway to the actual exhibit itself.
Gateways take many forms.
Some are windows, other gates.
While some require more discerning eyes.
Can you find the way to the box of endless doors?
And there's a subtitle that says,
children under the age of seven
should not attempt to find the box of endless doors.
Ha ha ha.
Wow, that's a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Here you go.
Listen, and here, but here you stand in this chamber.
There's no box present.
There's just the central orb
and the three orbs that surround it.
The waterfall's trickling down.
No other apparent exit here.
Hmm.
I wanna find this box.
Maybe we should analyze one of the bells.
One of the orbs, yeah.
That sounds, that sounds logical.
Maybe the central.
Yeah.
Oh, candy.
Oh.
Oh, yes.
I was just going to be, I for detail, I was going to try and invoke it.
Spend a while.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Do that.
I'm.
So you can go ahead and roll, I would spend a hope to add that experience bonus, and go ahead and roll either a knowledge or instinct for you.
You're never gonna believe it. I'll be doing an instinct.
And then I can add, is that plus three from the...
Plus two to the final roll. Oh yeah, plus three for you.
Plus two, yeah. So plus three for knowledge and then plus two for the experience, like five?
Yeah, P plus 5 total.
I'm ready for that one.
Whoa!
Ingrub blocks on.
Guys, let me look at this.
You killed my...
Yeah, there it is.
So for which orb are you inspecting?
I guess that was my...
I was trying to go like, I was like, right is right, I should go to the right orb, for
me.
Alright, so you go ahead and again, so step through, you feel this like low thrum of energy
coming from the orb, it's just even it's a stepping past them, you feel proximity,
kind of gives this strange buzzing sensation the outside of your skin.
you think to yourself, wow, this is supposed to be a weird family, inclusive event tomorrow
when they open everything up? Sure. You head to that right hand orb there and begin to
look towards it and you see each orb kind of has a similar glow behind and you almost
see the other waterfalls have like similar glows behind the water itself. And it has,
being a person who's been near Arcana and other elements of magical sourcing, you feel
there's like a slight draw towards it, a weird magnetic pull, very subtle but present towards
that sphere.
Hmm.
I guess I'll have to pass this thing around, I say.
This particular orb strikes me as, of the sort of, most interesting, that's my input.
I don't want to touch it. I'm scared.
I want to touch the big one.
You can touch it to get it off.
Oh, okay.
Big one.
As you said, I don't want to touch this one, but you did roll with fear.
As you point towards the orbs, you're telling them your arm out stretches in its direction,
and the gravity of its pull is a lot stronger on the tip of your arm
than where you were standing.
And suddenly you feel yourself being drawn in its direction.
I'd like you to go ahead and make an agility,
sorry, this would be a strength reaction roll for me.
So this doesn't generate hope or fear,
just go ahead and make a strength roll.
I will.
That feels targeted, but okay, I'll do that.
So do I just, how do I roll it without adding,
is it just...
Just a straight strength roll,
just click on the trait on your character sheet.
Number of the trait.
Oh, okay.
Oh, is that not right?
When I clicked on the trade, unless I click on the name, that doesn't let me roll.
I saw a roll here under the trade.
Oh yeah, I got a five.
You got a five, which unfortunately is a...
So you suddenly have these magical tethers that reach out and pull you into the orb, and
as it does, it sparks and shunts you in a brief, short-form teleport back to the entrance
of this chamber.
It's like, almost like there's some sort of a defense mechanism triggered here, and
if you choose the wrong exit or the wrong way to find the next portal, what normally
would be a fun little shunting puzzle, has now been given some sort of a dangerous additional
layer of defense arcana to it. You do lose a hope as part of the tether kind of shocking
your body, and you are sent back to the beginning.
Right, I had no hope to lose. Is that a stress instead?
No.
If you had no hope to lose, then you're fine.
I was hopeless, so if that's all I'm just regular sad.
And Kevin and...
Mmm.
Oh man, I don't like that, that's gross.
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
I'm scrunched, off you go.
Have fun children, I don't want to touch anything here.
I kind of still want to touch the big one in the middle.
You think the big one will touch the big one in the middle?
Yeah!
I'm also joining you.
Oh my god, I excitedly walk over to the big ball.
Ha ha!
Alright!
Kind of thrumming in the proximity of where you are.
Uh...
What do you like to do?
I wanna rub it!
Pfft!
Heheheheh, perfect!
Uh, I need you to make an agility reaction roll for me.
Oh my god, Boobie, are you gonna rub it too with me?
I-I suppose I have no choice.
We gotta rub it together at the same time!
Okay.
3, 2, 1, rub it!
That's a pretty good rub.
Is this a success?
Oh, wait, what about?
Ruby, you wanna go ahead and make an agility roll for me as well?
Please, I just don't wanna fuck this one up.
Please, please, please, please.
Oh my!
Come on, just rub it!
Rub it with me!
Oh!
Look at that!
We're good at rubbing!
You both rub the central sphere and as you do, it begins to glow almost a reddish
color.
inside of a porch flame beginning to expand, and you glance just above it and you see these other
runic pieces of arcane stone embedded in the ceiling that begin to charge up and release these
bursts, these gouts of reddish fire that fire down and detonate in the area, a defense explosive
of that blows up. Both of you just darge out of the way, finish to roll and avoid the impact of
the blast. Barely. That's not two orbs that seem to be maybe not the right...
Well now it's a 50.
This was spread to me for families to look and learn. What are they learning to die? That is
bad. Bad education.
What if we lost the other one?
Which one?
The left one?
Yeah, the left one.
Or if it's like we have to rub it in a specific order.
Oh.
Hmm.
I'll go up and rub the left one.
Or like the top most one.
Let's go left.
So you go over to the left one and as you place your hand towards the orb it
glides with your fingers and an icy touch, but it warms as you kind of run your
fingers across it. As it does the orb then transitions to a brighter purple
color and seems to sit no issue.
Oh! Guys I think it's this one! I think this one's good!
Okay. Get over here. You see, I can be smart. I know. Now what? I wonder if, after activating
the Orbison of Crucifix's order, the one that teleported me, if it changes to the location
it teleports me to, if you get it correct. You should try it. Yeah. Yes, keep rubbing.
I'll watch and study.
I have to rub it again?
Yep, keep going.
Well, let's keep going.
I guess I can rub the other one.
You love touching things unprompted.
I do.
And Tim, you have the chief of the good hands.
What are you doing?
Well, this is it.
I could go to the one on the back,
and maybe if we all did it at the same time.
Ooh.
Let's give it a try.
Do we give it that a try?
Yeah.
Certainly.
Okay, so I'm gonna go to the back one.
Okay.
And give that all a good old polish.
At the same time, there's a movie going on
the right one.
Yes.
Yeah.
All right, I'd like you both to make
a finesse role for me.
Oh, I know how to do that.
It's a finesse reaction role.
And up.
And it's finesse.
Okay, let's see. Please, please, there we go.
Oh, you are good at rubbing these balls.
Yeah, you're really good at it.
I'm so locked in.
Okay, here we go. Come on.
There we go.
Okay.
So, for this, the two of you stand in place and attempt to touch at the same time.
However, it's a little hard to gauge your timing here, and so in this, you don't touch at the same time.
You touch a little, like a half second out of order as much as you try.
With the finesse roll of Ubi, with a 19, you touch your sphere first, which is the right hand sphere.
Because that was the second Sphere touched in the order as her hand reaches out as opposed
to that gravitational pull in its proximity, the gravity seems to stop, instead it now
takes on a soft, yellowish tone.
Just after that, Tim, you reach forward and touch the Sphere on the opposite end.
Now I'm against a glow of bright purple, and they all just kind of hang there on
in their various color order, leaving the central sphere.
Well, if that one's yellow and these two are purple, what does that mean?
I don't know. Maybe I should rub it again.
But hold on, we should discuss before we stop doing this.
Okay.
Revolves are just rubbing balls all the time.
Well, it's been working out great for a while now.
She's watching out right okay, so what do you have high intelligence? I sadly do not
I look over to Kenny
And we are wisely to what he's supposed to do
Uh
You're smart, you know colors
Two couple gravitational balance
I think, perhaps, perhaps there's a, again, maybe, three different comments, or we have
again, and then, I mean I could also, I don't know if there's a role, I'm literally just
trying to like, figure out this puzzle.
Ooh, maybe like we're trying to get all of them.
I'm the only one doing it, I just put the ball again.
Oh, there we go.
Alright, so you go ahead and you touch your sphere again, as it does, the color turns black into a dull, burning blue.
I need you, Mast, to go ahead and roll an agility roll for me.
So go ahead and roll a agility roll for me.
Guys? I think I messed up.
Wow!
Holy!
Oh, holy!
You dart out of the way as a blast of freezing ice kind of shatters out from it and barely
manages to miss carving off the outside of your ear.
I do!
Just that back you feel the kind of falling of frost around you before it crumbles away
leaving the orb and all the other orbs' colors aid back to their general hanging
pale blue.
Guys, I shouldn't have touched the ball.
You should not have touched the ball.
You should not have touched the ball.
We'll just do it again now we got to touch the balls but just differently like
next time I touch mine again to reset it I was going to say maybe Tim goes first
And then Chalk and Booby.
It's my pitch.
I say from my podium,
I'll potentially die.
Just, look at me.
So if we're going left, right, far and mid,
what order is that for you?
Oh.
I was in, who goes first?
I was gonna say top to bottom, so Chalk.
Tim, a mid, straight ahead, center, Tim, drop, and then, Ruby, and then mouse your leisure.
And then fingers crossed.
And I'm going to hide behind a little ledge.
But what if I press it again now?
So Tim, you're beginning this process?
I am beginning the process. Yes.
Thank you.
You go ahead and reach out and touch that orb.
It's your hand, which is it. It's a little bit of warmth to the touch.
That one takes on a little issue.
Now my turn to touch.
Touch.
You go ahead and grasp it with your fingers.
That one takes on a purpleish hue.
Ooh!
Hmm.
Ooh.
Watch it.
Movie.
Movie.
Oops.
Shut that up.
Now, you must know I'm quite good at doing this.
I'm sure there is no way that I can fail this.
Finis, correct?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
There is simply zero chance.
Now, since this one, since there weren't really racing anybody to this one to see the order
of which you were touching simultaneously, you reach forward and you stumble a bit, but
you catch your hand on it, and as you do, you kind of lean into it accidentally, almost
giving it a half-shoulder hug.
But as you do, it takes a bright, published,
ooh, gingerbread.
Yes, oh!
Well?
I wanna hug the ball.
Yes! Oh, dog.
Oh, okay, well, all right.
Oh, here we go again.
I'm hugging the ball.
Now as you grasp the center ball,
you kind of put your arms out and hold it.
As you do, it takes on a purpleish hue
to match the others.
as it does the all-thrumb and a combined tune.
And with that, all of you feel the lights in the room begin to spin,
as you're all suddenly teleporting a flash to a different chamber entirely,
yanked from this space.
As you now stand in the middle of a magnificent library,
patterns and decor that resemble that of spirits reaching beyond gateways
and various distant realms breaching across the carpet,
The signs that seem to emanate the idea of ancient demons clawing from underneath.
You see laboratory tables decorated with gold and mid-research.
The grandiose desk frames a crackling ominous fireplace across the room where purplish flames
are made for the belcher.
Frame a moving silhouette.
a person hunched over a large metallic cube intricate silver scrolling and
shifting clockwork parts. This figure is tinkering. Seemless. Not yet noticing your
arrival or presence.
What's the big deal?
Is this a good guy? Is he a bad guy? Is he supposed to be here?
Well, maybe someone could go and ask.
I want to run over there and be like, hi!
I tried to talk to people.
As you shout, hi!
The figure like tenses and ends up hitting a part of the side of this cube,
which shakes for a second and flashes a bright flash of green energy at that impact.
All of you for a second, like, fill your eyes, days,
and you hear a heavy thud as maybe about six feet from where this desk is
is a rather decent-sized painting of clouds in a beautiful skyscape, just appears in thin air
before falling to the ground.
Pfft, figure says under its breath,
Ah, curse is this thing, it's a bit sensitive, it seems.
And then turns back to look at you and the rest of the troop mouse and goes,
Do not move!
And he steps and I teleport you lot to the lowest spheres of hell.
Oh, I've been there before.
Well, there are other places that are even worse. What's worse than hell for you?
I doubt that, but you know.
I would say we are in her hell right now because this is a library. I'm very happy, so she must be very sad.
So, what are you doing here?
I'll teleport you to a larger library with more peace.
No, please!
This guy's kinda got jokes.
That makes me happy. I love this place.
area. You guys deal with this. I'm at the shelves. You lost me.
As you're having this conversation, the figure pulls the hood back a bit with a sly grin, revealing
this handsome cat boy, this Katari, maybe in the late 20s or so with bright red hair that
spikes back from the edges of the humanoid face, fanged teeth showing through, and piercing
kind of snow blue eyes, a kind of heavy cloak around. Some of you, who here has a knowledge
trait of two or higher?
Hey guys.
I got zero on knowledge.
Minus one knowledge here.
I have advantage on history, culture, and politics present.
That's great. I'll say that you and Tim both recognize this figure as soon as the bit of
the low kind of curling light catches his face. This is the master thief Otheir, a well-known
and very sought-after purveyor of stealing those that aren't himself. He's known as
an art thief and a keeper of artifacts, kind of a Robin Hood figure in some spaces, but
in the wealthiest spaces considered to be an absolute thorn in their side.
Someone who takes pride in their work and leaves a bit of flair with every
acquired piece.
Morning, 2 minutes left on the Aparri bundle and the signed Senpai Squad
Deskman.
As Othea looks out for the rest of you, at the very least I'll make you a deal. You walk out of here and pretend you saw nothing, and I'll happily toss you this satchel of gems to share amongst yourselves, and procure this like relatively decent sized sack of clinking material on the inside.
We would never take such an offer, we would never take such an offer, quite right.
Alternatively we could take the gems and you.
Oh that's even better.
I don't like that plan at all, you see I have quite a contract I have to complete for a very interested party.
I kind of want to finish the work that I agree to so either we agree for us to go
our separate ways allow me to finish my job you take your gems that'll know
what vacation if you will and being un-the-wiser or we're going to have a
problem
hmm do you think you might have a problem you know when I was born my mom
called me a problem so yes I'm a problem
Anybody else?
Hello, Matiz.
It's gonna go ahead and reach back
and hit the top of this box.
This box that as soon as the impacts,
it flashes with green once more
and you see the mechanical and clockwork sides
that begin to shifting, spinning, turning.
The lights inside begin to shift
and it begins to vibrate and give this low hum.
He looks at it and goes, wait, no, what, what, what?
This thing is so frustrating and he kicks it off the desk in your direction.
Shhh.
At this point, you can see now, as the light coming from the inside of it seems, this pale green light that gets brighter,
on the side it has a label that says, Box of Endless Doors. This is the actual center of this exhibit.
But as it's shaking with light inside, it's coming louder and louder.
slow. You get the sense that something bad is about to happen. You do. I think that I
race towards it and I grab it. Oh shit. Try to attain it. No, we didn't understand this.
You throw yourself on it? Yeah, I'm just gonna run and throw myself on it. What's
What's the worst that could possibly happen? It's a box of endless doors, you'd end up
somewhere nice, or I'd contain it. That'll teach him.
Okay, that'll teach him. I will. I would love for you to make a knowledge role for
me please.
Roll.
Okay.
Okay, and roll.
Okay.
Ooh!
Are you okay?
Not bad.
With fear.
So as you glass onto it, you look into it and you can see through the gaps of the
the inside of this box. Endless portals and worlds, flashes and shapes, you see doorways
and faces and landscapes. It's like staring in the most beautiful infinity in front of you.
You see beautiful vistas of distant purple clouds, horizons of crystalline mountains that rise
up to the very skyscrapes. You see the distant spaces of the astral realms where
gossamer threads of silver drift through dreams. It's incredible. Just as a massive blast of
vibrant green power bursts out in all directions. You guys watch the outside silhouette of Tim
into flash at the outside. This high kid screeches. This Akira-style dome explosion seems to
right around him for a bunch of direct damage, which means this cannot be reduced by armor.
And he lives, right?
That's going... nope.
Oh my god!
His last...
Oh god!
So, Tim, we're going to get to the death move option here.
Okay. You have three options at zero hit points in Daggerheart.
You can avoid death and face the consequences.
You can go unconscious until you either healed or have a long rest.
You can risk it all by rolling the duality dice.
And if the hope die is higher, you can heal hit points or stress equal to the number rolled.
But if the fear die is higher, you instantly die.
Or you can take a blaze of glory death move,
Which means you get one automatic critical success on any action you want to achieve as your final action before you pass beyond the veil.
What would you like?
I'm gonna do the last one.
I'm gonna do a sacrificial swan dive into the doors for you guys.
I hope you appreciate that.
And I know that someone will pick up the loose change that fell out of my pockets earlier
and I'm aware of who's done it.
But, I'm choosing to forget that for now.
I think you've all grown up close.
And I want to do this for you.
Thank you, Tim.
Alright.
Is it because I said I'd turn you into a hand puppet?
Sorry.
I'm really put over it.
So, I'll say in this moment here, Tim, as you glance into this expanse of infinity, you see the doors within this box that are closest, that contain dangerous facets beyond the way, entities and energies that are extremely corrosive and violent, that are brimming to escape from within this contained artifact.
I'll say, you see a blast of psionic cloud. You see a clapping of thunder upon a hillside. You see a
gassish, horrible fume. Which of these doors do you dive towards to close to protect your friends?
Let's do the fumes.
In your sacrifice you have removed one of the box of endless doors, features.
But I want you to describe to me the final look and final phrase you give to your companions
or your sacrifice eats you from the board.
I fall in the gaseous realm.
I see many beautiful things.
I see my father, my mother,
who should have sold me a watch on her deathbed.
I'll remember that. I'll remember that.
And as I fall through into the gas realm,
and it engulfs me and slowly dissolves the skin from my bones.
I start to become a sort of skeletal figure as I fall through it.
I think to myself, I hope I turn that that tap off.
The rest of you watch as Tim, inexorable, vanishes within but closes permanently one of the many
doors on the outside of this box as it begins to quiver and shake in place. The danger not
subsided, we just limited. With that, Tim, I think your time at this table has finished.
Thank you so much for being a part of this.
Rest in peace, Tim.
Rest in peace, Tim.
Rest in peace, Tim.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your change. I'm sorry.
I knew you had. I bloody knew you had. I could just tell with the clanking of
The back of Margaret! I knew it!
Well, it was lovely to get to play with...
I'm sorry for having a general chat.
Honestly, it's been a real joy to travel with you all.
Travel well.
Go and win this.
We will!
I will, for you!
Go and wait for us.
For books and for the library.
Oh.
Okay.
Thank you so much, Tim. Thank you for your time. Go get some rest.
Thank you, Tim. Thank you, my gaseous realm.
Thank you. Good night.
Thank you.
Well, as Tim departs, if I may interrupt with two quick updates.
We have two auction winners.
Congratulations to Krogel for winning the Apari Bundle at 610 bucks.
Amazing. And congratulations, Kate Sheena Zero. You won the signed Senpai Squad Deshmat, the best Deshmat in the world, and this has pushed us over $25,000, so as Ken leaves the table, is that the Raccoon City PD we recognize?
And this also updates and allows us to see the next donation goal at $30,000. Uh-oh. Back to y'all.
Ah, well, didn't realize I had such a big fan about an autograph.
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's...
So, let's say here's the rest of you were trying to deal with this strange box of doors
in the opposite side of the room.
The, uh, Master Thief Otheir, both wide-eyed and confused at the sudden sacrifice, gathers
his wits about him and looks back to the rest of the troupe and goes,
Well, this is certainly unexpected, but a bit dangerous in its own right, as the box
suddenly unleashes a torrent of energy around it.
I'm gonna go ahead and roll 2D8 to see what happens.
I'm sure it's fine.
Don't have to worry too much about it.
Oh, God!
Four and a four. This. Alright. I'm going to re-roll one of those to... five. Okay, there we go.
You watch as a flash of bright, vibrant fire bursts out from the side of it, and you, a screening
skull emerges, completely enveloped in bluish flame. The chaos skull apparates from around
beyond what you've come to experience here spins around in the air.
Whereas a strange,
fwisted looking imp charges out one of the other doors.
It's leathery wings being thrown out,
it's little beady burning yellow eyes looking back at you.
And the imp flaps its wings and goes,
I used to get out of there.
I was starting to stink up the place.
Hey what's going on around here?
With that, the Chaos Skull is going to leap forward and immediately begin to strike in the
direction of, let's say, Meryl, it's your stream. You've got to make it fun, right? It lurches
towards you and flies up above. It opens its jaws, and then it looks down at you and says,
Opens in this massive blast of energy fires down of that same bluish burning fire
It's gonna go ahead and attempt to attack. Oh, Jesus
See how this thing does that's gonna be an 11 your vision is
11. Unfortunately, that does hit. That blast impacts on Maus, and you watch as the swirling,
engulfing blue flame completely eviscerate the exterior of her form. You take.
Take?
What damage?
High damage would be so funny.
12 points of magic damage.
Oh god.
Which points the box kind of rises up and is shaking in the middle of the chamber.
Just kind of...
Gyrating little bursts of light out of these different doors that are almost like fighting to open.
What is he guys are gonna do?
Uuugh!
Um, guys, can you help me, please?
Cch!
I want to go and stare at Leon Kennedy, of course.
Ha ha!
What?!
Cch!
Me and Athea, it's kind of a reaction I get here and there, so I can hate on you.
I must go and admire him...
...closely.
Oh.
Uuugh!
You hate me, you're supposed to be helping me!
I'm sorry, what?
Hello? I don't- I- I- I- a mini attack?
Can you like help me?
That happens every Tuesday. Leon Kennedy is here.
Hehe.
Uh, I'm an- unaffected by Leon Kennedy, so I'll- I'll, uh, rush the imp with my shield.
Huh!
Thank you!
Let's go.
Go ahead and roll for an attack.
Okay, wait, where'd my thing go?
Oh, I've lost my page.
That's okay.
Oh, I found it.
I found it.
All these tabs.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Do I do round shield roll?
Yeah, go ahead and roll for the round shield, so hit that plus three strength button
next to it.
Oh!
There you go.
Ooh!
25 with hope.
Take that hope point and go ahead and roll that damage with that shield as
You slam into the side of the simp.
All right.
Okay, well, that's a little underwhelming,
but I guess we'll take three.
All right.
You slam into the imp, it's kind of like Spirals in the air.
Yeah!
Slams behind one of the tables and flasks back up.
Hey, what are you doing?
I wasn't hurting nobody!
Wands his back, moves a flare fire in its mouth.
I didn't even know I ended up here, I'm not even supposed to be here!
God, light's still on you all, who wants to go next?
Hi, can I try?
Voice of reason with Ophel?
Like, hey, somebody died.
There's no contract involving... you didn't think we would be here, you've already closed your casualty.
That doesn't really fit... M.O.s I understand it.
Thanks, civilians.
Sure, go ahead and make a presence roll and if you want to go ahead and use a hope to
add that, you're in to the role, let's do it.
All you hope I have is my soul, not in my collection.
Well here, actually what I'll say is there have been donators to the next role to gain
extra hope, so if you want to I'll go ahead and spend one of those.
And Leon says you can go ahead and take a hope for that one.
Thank you.
I do also have the dead body of my friend.
Is that cool if I caught that round or is that...
I have this guy.
See?
I drew.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my god!
Oh, he's...
He's green screen out!
He's like decrepit!
Wait, I was like soulless, so I think it works out.
I'm just stopping by back.
He was green.
There you go.
He's with me.
Well, he's consumed the toxic souls.
It's a rough-looking boy.
Yep.
That's the only way that I can, for him, say, whatever, shut up!
I'm trying to reason with you!
That's a third.
Not shut up, I'm sorry.
That's a 13 with fear.
However, the audience did donate a number of plus ones to it, so we can go ahead and
spend five of those to bring it to an 18, which is what you needed to try and convince
them at this point.
So while I do get a fear for this scenario, he looks over to you and says,
I know, I feel like these contracts for the night have been a little, uh, a little wonky.
So are you, do you work for this museum or are you just sort of looking to make a, make
a, make a name for yourself as heroes in the middle of its halls?
Yeah, we, we've been hired to, you know, get rid of people like you and then we're
We're going to follow through with it.
I'm here to advocate for accessible education, and I get that you're being paid to take this
stuff to some collector or something.
I don't really know, but that seems unfair to deny the people free education in the
museum.
I don't know if it's free.
Sorry.
It's been a rough night.
In the commerce, because of the audience spend, that brings it to a success at least.
So here goes, you know, I'm in a group in an environment where I'm going to have access
to museums and spaces to really kind of indulge my imagination based on history and anthropology
and I've always had kind of a burgeoning interest.
The other reason I took this job was I had a personal vested interest in maybe giving
you see some of these spaces that normally I don't get the opportunity to engage
with outside of a particular stealing contract.
So you know, you're right, you're right, who would I be to go ahead and deny that?
I'm wrestling with my whole lot of life on this contract, so he's actually going to be removed from any sort of part of the conflict for a short time, unless somebody rolls a failure with fear in the near future.
But you have essentially disabled a fear from being part of this conflict at the moment.
Wow.
I caused a moral conflict to everyone.
Maybe because of the dead body.
Maybe because of the free education.
Who could say?
No.
Good job.
Unfortunately, during this conversation, the box of endless doors itself is rattling around and preparing itself to get some sort of strange arcane tethered chaos within it.
It's going to go ahead and use randomized tactics as its attack. Let's go ahead and roll AB6 and see what happens.
Oh. Oh, one.
Manabine.
Oh, so the box lifts and begins to vibrate.
One of the doors opens on the side,
and this extremely intense teal blue-like,
and fires out.
And it's going to go ahead and aim at Kairi.
Oh!
Oop.
Kairi, you turn over your shoulder and watch it go tearing in your direction.
This is going to be a bad roll. That's a four.
A bad roll.
A bad roll of four.
Thanks, you.
You pisses you entirely.
Guards passed.
Strangely, even though being a bulky guardian as you are, this box isn't doing well.
However, it does have a relentless feature, which means I can spend the fear to activate
it a second time on the GM turn, and I'm going to go ahead and attempt and use another
randomized tactics by marking another stress.
stress.
Let's go ahead and roll.
Another D6 roll and see what shakes out.
All right, so this is going to be a four.
A four is the shocking gas that was cancelled out by Tim's sacrifice.
The door opens on the side of the box of endless doors and it sputters for a second.
As that doorway, that gateway has been sealed, no impact or attack on this turn
I am going to spend a fear to activate the Chaos Skull that is still present.
It's going to go ahead and dart and kind of dive in towards your clustered group
and it's going to attempt a magic burst attack. It marks a stress and as it shoots in it seems to scream this high-pitched squeal that's...
detonates the spherical fireball of blue flame that I will say
It's Icandy, Booby, and Kyrie within its blast radius.
I'm going to go ahead and make an attack against all three of you, and see if it manages to succeed.
Oh god, please. I'll thank goodness.
I'll uber that, you old thug!
It doesn't hit any of you.
Which one am I checking?
No, Mouse is not getting hit.
Mouse isn't getting hit. It's just you...
This is your evasion on your sheet.
Evasion? Oh, I'm only eight on evasion.
Okay, so it definitely hits you, Kyrie.
I have 12 evasion.
Do you have armor on?
An iron mouse has 11.
It does just hit you, mouse, unfortunately.
So as Ruby manages to jump out of the way
of this swirling burst of dangerous arcane fire,
the two of you get surrounded with it and blasted four.
Oh.
13 points of magical damage to each of you I thought it wasn't in the area oh god
oh no you're right it went up I apologize it wasn't mouse you were saying I candy
I can't I can't oh evasion that's okay no worries so unfortunately Kyrie is the only one
that gets hit so I can you also dodge out of the way of with along with booby but
Kyrie just kind of stands still with a grin as the blue flaming gulfs you for
that much magical damage.
Youch!
What the?
Now you can spend an armor it's thought to reduce that your thresholds
uh let's see what you have here
It's called, it talks to armor as bait
13 points of magic damage that is just at your major damage thresholds
there'll be two hit points for you to mark
You can spend an armor to reduce it to one if you like.
Yeah, I'll reduce it to one.
You got it.
With that, I'm going to go ahead and finish my spotlight. It's back to your troop. What would you like to do?
Well, I'm quite frustrated that there was even an attempt at me to stop looking at Kennedy for a moment.
So I want to take revenge on the attacker.
I'd like to move in for a backstab of sorts.
Oh I'll just bob with Paley on.
Onto the box.
You got it.
Alright, go ahead and make an attack roll against the box of endless doors.
Okay.
This is my first time attacking, I've been trying to help people and it's not really
been useful to me or anyone.
So do I click the dagger melee finesse, is that correct?
Or physical?
That is correct.
Let's go.
Why are you always with fear?
I know. It's a 15 with fear. That is a success, though, because it does hit the box. Go ahead
and roll damage for your dagger.
Damage roll? Okay. Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh! 10. Not bad. 10 is the box's major threshold, so it marks two hit points.
a heavy hit as you kind of look towards the exterior of the box and you see where the
different plates are attaching and shifting and moving where the clockwork seems to be
warring on the inside. There's one kind of slightly unprotected opening and you jam your
blade in there and as it does you feel the blade grind into all sorts of interior clockwork and
sparks kind of fly out as eventually it's jettison's your weapon out and you pull it free,
but now the box looks like it's like hits the ground for a second before it lifts back
up Megan's whirring again I want to do something get on it you can as soon as I
finish the box of doors reaction so when a piss when a PC succeeds on an attack
with fear against the box I roll a d8 to see what door opens oh no please please
Please, please, please, please.
Oh!
That's going to be a one.
For this, a mass of bones,
jettison out the side of the box.
Brrrrr!
Into a pile, a pile that begins to shift in form.
It eventually builds into a massive structure,
some sort of strange creature,
beast of tiny boned arms, a long bony tail, and a wide toothy jaw.
A reanimated Tyrannosaurus is sputtered from the box and begins to stop through the chamber.
Some sort of odd magic holding it aloft.
So now we have a Tyrannosaurus.
Another dinosaur!
With that, I'm going to go ahead and, uh, because that was with fear, that was the box there.
The box is going to go ahead and activate.
Actually, no, the Chaos Skull is going to activate.
I'm going to go ahead and have the Chaos Skull pull back, and I'm going to spend a
fear to have it try and siphon magic.
going to go ahead and shift and look over towards you, Kyrieu.
Kyrieu- Ah, crap!
Jon- Um, so it's been very close-range, it's going to go ahead and make an attack roll against
you as it opens its mouth and begins to almost inhale, and as it does, you feel the breath
out of your lungs almost like pulled through some sort of intense vacuum. You reach forward
to Chulmus, pull the air in, but there's no real way to do that. With a seven, however,
does miss your evasion, you put your shield up to protect yourself from the vacuum and the skull
angrily, he almost throws a tantrum flying around the room frustrated now flickering in the air.
Spotlight is back to you, mouse. Take a turn if you like.
Man. I don't want to try to ride the Tyrannosaurus.
Oh, go ahead. You know you want to.
I do want to!
I want to sneakily make my way over the Tyrannosaurus and jump on its back.
Alrighty.
So as the entity is...
It tries to roar, but there's no lungs behind it, so it's this kind of airy...
You kind of curl around the side.
It's more focused in its surroundings and whatever sort of things engage the mind of a recently risen undead Tyrannosaurus.
But you're fairly sneaky and you go towards the back.
How are you attempting to leap onto its back? Is it a stealthy climb? Is it a grab-and-wrestle?
Is it a conversation? What are you doing now?
I give it a nice little pat, and I say,
Hey there, hey there! And I give it a nice little rub because I assume that it likes to have its femur rub.
And then I jump on its back, and I give it a hug, and I snuggle up to the dinosaur, and then I hope for the best.
Beautiful. Love it. Go ahead and make a presence roll for me.
This is a very difficult difficulty, but let's give it a shot.
So that's an 11 with Hope.
Do you do have two re-rolls stored currently based on donations?
Would you like to use one of those to re-roll?
Yeah!
Do I do it again?
Go ahead and re-roll that presence roll for me.
roll for me you still have one oh my goodness that that's pretty dang good
first off even though even though this is with fear you do gain an extra hope
because of some of the donations that have come in as well so gain a hope
regardless. And as you rub its femur, the Tyrannosaurus giving its big airy, looks back at
you through its big hollow skull and kneels down in your direction. You speak to it, leap
onto its back, and you can't tell if it's getting ready to try and snap the head off
your shoulders or divert attention. The rest of you notice is its long, bony tail. I guess
they just wag a little bit.
Awww.
And you are now writing a skeletal tyranosaur.
Guys, I have a pet dinosaur! Again!
This is incredible.
Oh my goodness.
At which point, because you're all but fear, the Tyranosaurus considers you a threat.
Rest of the folks not so much it's gonna go ahead and turn and try and snap it
Eventually goes with its mighty jaw
to attempt to
Strike at you. Oh a dinosaur 12 is a successful hit. Oh my god. I'm getting beat up over here. Oh, sorry
It's not the baby doesn't like teeth
Clamp down upon you Kyrie for 15 points of physical damage!
Oh crap!
So I will spend a fear as part of its reaction for crushing bite,
and the Tyrannosaurus makes a successful standard attack.
I can spend a fear to force you to mark an additional hit point.
So at 15 damage, that would be two hit points.
You can reduce it with armor by one if you'd like.
What is my armor at right now? How much have I reduced it?
Two out of six slots. You have a good amount of armor as a guardian.
Okay, I'll use another armor.
Alrighty. That'll reduce you to one hit point, but then because of the fear I spend it's back up to two.
So you mark two hit points from that attack.
A heavy hit from the Tyrannosaurus, and then also going to spend another fear to activate
the box of endless doors for another time.
It's going to go ahead and indulge itself in its randomized tactics, I'm going to mark
another stress for it to do so.
Let's roll a D8, shall we, and see what it's going to do.
A one!
A mana beam again.
This one is going to shift its attention over towards the sea.
Let's do, hey I can't be.
What?
If you've been kind of backing up from this, you're going to, you're a wizard yourself,
like Arcana is your thing.
And you know, mana is something that you learn to weave and tailor to your will and
your imagination.
The Chaos Skull picks up on that signature of mana and lies above you, it opens its
A punching beam of intense terrifying mana energy shoots towards you. Let's see.
I've been, oh, I was gonna say, filling my time in. I've been putting out the little
arcane fires that would lit on little bits of paper around me, trying to preserve the
artifacts in the area. So in doing so, somewhere in all of that, I managed to pick up a scroll
of some kind that's like maybe like a deflect and I'm just like oh and then uh uh uh uh there.
You quickly kind of what you know mutter off what you see and you finish the incantation just as
the manabine is about to blast into you and as it does this arcane shield operates in front of you
a pattern of continuously fractal like glyphs seem to shimmer in front as the blast impact is
It's dissipated harmlessly in front of you.
That finishes my spotlight.
It's back to your team.
Who would like to go?
I would like to drink my tiny health potion that I have.
I just got it.
Guys, I'm going to back up out of this one.
Bring my potion.
You can handle the rest.
I'm sorry, my dinosaur attacked you.
It's all good.
So you can go ahead and roll a d4
and heal those mini-hippins.
OK.
d4.
How do I control D4 specifically?
Here, I can roll for you if you like.
Oh, thank you.
So two, so you go ahead and clear two hit points
on your character, and for the record,
taking a hit point in this doesn't take your turn.
So if you want to, you can chug the hit point
and then engage or do something else if you'd like.
Mm, I think I'll stay here for now and just watch.
Okay, so you're just kind of gauging,
You got it. Who wants to step in?
I would love to wild flame on this bad boy, so I was gonna, if I'm, if I'm permissed, I would love to
walk up and just, and then put a hand on it and be like, stop, stop doing things.
Heck yeah, let's go.
Just grab a fistful of like, scrolls and just shove it at it and be like, uh, I,
Can I mock a stress and I don't know if I could I have I have an unnamed experience
Can I say like mad science and then just like because I have like
The fact that I've just been like surging around this whole time with the Google scraps of paper. I'm just shoving
I don't know. I I'm trying some magic kind of like freaking out. I don't know if that counts
I've been a lot of things flying around
around? Is that sort of like an experience? I'll allow it. Yeah, if you want to go ahead and spend the hope and add that you
want to create that as your unnamed experience and add that plus two to it as well, that'll bring it to a 12. That's
still not enough. However, there are bonuses given by the community here that can be applied to this. So if you
want to spend two more of those, which means we're almost only two bonuses left in the community
donations, no re-rolls left, those have all been spent, but that will bring it to a success
with fear. So with that, your Wild Flame spell does succeed. Go ahead and roll damage against
the box of endless doors.
Just go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep. Stop doing door things, stop being a door.
You emit the flames, it impacts on the side of the box itself. It seems to heat
We got some of the exterior metal, glows of the faint orange.
One of the doors seems to get stuck in that process, but it does take a hit point.
It's starting to show somewhere in terror.
The box is not, like, super hurt, but you guys have put a couple dents into it, um, now
because that was a successful attack with fear against the box, I gain a fear and it
gets to do its reaction and roll a d8 and see what might sputter out of it.
Ooh.
A seven, with that, a second Chaos Skull.
Oh!
Emerges from another doorway, now there's two skulls.
Oh!
Well, it's kind of like looking at each other,
now gliding through the space,
both,
oh!
The danger is mounting.
With that, it comes to my go.
I'm gonna go ahead and activate,
with my spotlight, that Chaos Skull
that just emerged as it rises up and screams,
It dives down to try and impact for another magic burst. I'm going to mark the stress for that.
It's going to go ahead and blast into the ground. This one is going to encompass a mouse and the Tyranosaurus.
No, not my Tyranosaurus!
It's going to try at least. Let's see if it manages to succeed.
Oh no.
That is an 11, which is your evasion.
However, that does not meet the difficulty of Tyranosaurus.
Also, a blast of blue flames
not gonna do much to bone anyway.
It kinda charges the inside of the rib cage a little bit,
but the Tyranosaurus kinda shrugs it off.
You, however, unfortunately,
do take the brunt of the magic burst.
For that will be 2d6.
Oh, good heavens, four.
So that's 13 points of magic damage to you, Mouse.
Oh no!
That will take, it's two hit points marked as major damage.
You could spend an armor slot to reduce it to one if you like.
I will spend an armor slot.
I think that might be my last one, but I'm not sure.
Or maybe it's not.
You got one more after this.
Goodness.
Okay, you got one more.
And with that, I'm going to hold on my fear.
My spotlight is done.
Back to you guys.
The Tyrannosaurus is looking like it is still eager to eat something aside from mouse.
What would you all like to do?
We should find a way to get this Tyrannosaurus to eat the Catboy.
The Catboy?
Yes, the Catboy.
He's been standing there.
Yeah, he has been pondering.
He's been pondering.
He's the reason for this.
I gave him a complex about the structures of education and the denying people to learn.
It's kind of wrapped up in that right now.
Well, I do think that perhaps some of the problems could be caused if we were to remove
them.
I mean, maybe we should get rid of the book first, no?
Okay, I agree.
I agree with that.
I don't think Tyrannosaurus is particularly one to eat books.
true maybe we can stab it to death stab the book you're close to the book I'd
like to stab the book the box sorry the box I'm sorry I didn't know why I
thought it was a book I'm scared of anything that looks like a book well
it's a it's a box that opens up in a bunch of doors which like my hair I
saw okay thank you for zooming it in production I'm yes I can see it's a
a beautiful box
a nice outtake
thank you for the hour
i'm standing right next to the box
i can see
i now will roll
to hit the giant box
which is surely unmissable
wow
17 as a success
go ahead and roll damage my friend
yeah it is always...
you're afraid
for my high damage roll.
Thank you.
Oh!
That's actually pretty slick.
Yeah, that is beyond its major threshold,
so it marks two more hit points.
Describe to me how the blade
finds a sensitive place in this box
enough to start showing some real wear and tear.
Ooh, from my previous attack
where I was just wildly flailing,
I realized that this box had
some rather weak hinges
on the doors that would open
on one of the particular sides.
So I just jam my knife or dagger into that hinge
trying to maneuver hoping I can at least aid
in taking apart this box in some way.
Right, and as you do so,
you get it jammed in one of the hinges
and you twist and push just at the right angle.
And as you do, the door seems to snap and fold in
almost like a tiniest little singularity
kind of collapses inward.
And as it does, part of the exterior of the box
crumples inward and seals off another door. I'm going to go ahead and roll a D6 to see which door
you just sealed. A mana beam has been sealed off. So it's passed half of its health,
it's looking pretty damaged, and you've sealed off two of the six various gateways on this
box right now. However, with that fear roll, angrily, the Tyrannosaurus is going to spin
around looking for something very tasty to devour, and it's going to go ahead and rush
towards... Actually, I'm going to roll a D4 on this one to see. I'll D6 and I'll
oxidize it to D3 to see if it goes through on a 1-2, booby, on a 3-4, AI candy, and
five to six, Hyrie.
Oh my fucking god, I went behind the thing to hide from this thing!
You're such a mean morseless.
I'm like kneeling down, like crouching, just but I peek up, and it sees me instantly,
and I go, ah, shit!
This is full Jurassic Park maneuvers you're trying to hide in the kitchen, it just kind
towards you, giant mouth coming down over the top. It just likes to taste the lizard.
Hi, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
However, as it tries to bite down, you get underneath the table where you're settled,
and instead it chops down onto the table, missing you entirely, breaking and splintering the
woods, sending prop bits of the laboratory setup here in this exhibit, flying in every
which direction. You manage to dodge out of the way, untouched and unscathed from the
from the Tyrannosaurus's blow.
That's gonna go ahead and finish my spotlight.
It's back to you.
You were like,
I'd like to help really quick.
I've got a little thing I'd like to do.
I was gonna cast this,
Stereo's Mist, I say, doing Wiggly Fingers.
I'd like to cast, hopefully, fingers crossed.
I think Fogg covers the area of the Tyrannosaurus
to confuse it.
Let's go, go ahead and roll.
Maybe.
I don't think it's dead, hopefully, who could say?
What?
Oh! Haha! Oh wait, Crit! Yay!
That's a Crit success!
Absolutely beautiful. You gain a hope, you get to clear a stress if you want to, and you describe to me how thick this mist is and who you want it to affect with a Crit.
I sort of pick up a book next to me and then I'm flipping through it trying to find the spell and then I blow it and then it ends up sending all of this ink and paper and it just turns into...
It becomes way more than I expected it to be, and it becomes really pretty, like, purples and golds, and it's like, oh, it's a lovely fog, but also I don't know where that came from, see?
But, just going forward, in a sort of this direction, this way.
As the beautiful purple fog spreads outward, it swarms and fills the entire area of the Tyrannosaurus.
As it coughs out the last of the splintered table that it instead of your companion, Kyrieu,
it tries to spin around for its next target, right as the mist engulfs the area of its skull.
And it just begins to kind of spin in a circle, searching, and as it begins to search,
I'll say with a crit success, the mist kind of follows it.
So when it tries to move outside of it, the mist goes with it.
It's like it's tethered somewhere within it, the magic that's holding it together in this kind of reanimated state.
And so for the time being, the Tyrannosaurus is both being ridden, and I'll say until somebody rolls a failure with fear,
is not able to assault or attack anybody on your side.
Phew!
Education's amazing. You can really take care of a lot of problems by just talking it through and reading books.
That's true skulls next to me.
Well, I bonk my dinosaur's head a bit,
I'm unbunking his head.
He could be head or death.
Unbunking his head?
Are you wanting to give the dinosaur any particular direction or path you want to set it on?
I kind of wanted to attack the skulls, but also I was thinking about what if I just cast
Vicious and Tangled on the skulls?
I would like to try that first.
You got it.
head and there are the two skulls up there they're kind of like shifting in the
space this does target within yeah and it could it could actually possibly get
somebody else hit her they're in very close range of each other so if you
succeed against one you can spend a hope to affect the other two please
oh my god you don't have to spend a hope because you would have gotten one
Anyway, so you just call that a neutral take.
You get to mark a stress if you want to,
and go ahead and roll damage.
You see, guys, I can do things other than ride dinosaurs.
I can bully an old woman as well.
There you go, seven points of damage.
That's gonna be a hit point on the Chaos Skull,
and they are both restrained temporarily.
So like, describe to me how you conjure,
what kind of entanglement do you conjure,
and how does it grab you?
Well, I think about how sometimes Boobie frustrates me
and I think about all the things that frustrate me in life.
And I was gonna say something like cool,
but it just comes out as a scream
and these pink vines come out
and restrain the skulls.
Fantastic.
So as you scream this kind of just
emotional shout outward. Everyone kind of cover your ears slightly. Even the Tyrannosaurus is like,
whoa, it looks back over you through the mist. As out of a nearby wall, this cavalcade of other
worldly pink vines seem to shoot outward and wrap around both of these skulls. Their semi-Aetherial
state seems to actually affect the Aetherial Flame that surrounds these skulls, preventing
it from burning him and shoo! Pulls them to the wall, almost like two candle sconces built into it,
and they're both trying to pull against them, unable to escape. So yeah, both of those skulls
are restrained, one of them looking damaged. That's awesome.
Yay! Wow!
Nice to tell.
Now because they're a success and no failures with fear, it's still in your guy's court,
who wants to go next?
Now if only I could just control my dinosaur.
That would be nice.
After being attacked so many times by this dinosaur, I'm like, okay, we gotta do something
about this.
So I'm gonna...
Are you gonna kill my dinosaur?
Kill the dinosaur.
It's the unnamed experience.
Can I kind of like create a move that I do?
Tell me what you're trying to create with an experience.
With my reptile-like instincts, I want to go on like all my fours and I want
quickly dart around the hallways and grab the book by my teeth and I want to
death roll it and like barrel roll it and the floor and break it into chunks.
So we'll consider your unnamed experience as now named death roll.
That's so fun. That's great. So go ahead and spend it. You'll spend a hope to
add a plus two to this roll on top of that. Go ahead and go ahead and just
make an attack with your mace, but we'll consider the damage will be the same, but
narratively this is you grabbing towards the box and trying to drag it into a
death roll. Okay, okay, I think I did this right.
Ah!
That only rolled one half, try that again.
Oh, whoops, I did not do it right then.
That's okay.
So, jeh.
Ooh, there we go. So that is indeed a success with fear, I'll take that in here.
But you, so with that you dart around the ground on all fours
just kind of looming through the legs of the Tyrannosaurus
which is still thrashing about.
You saw where the box was before you hit the miss
and as you push out the other side of the miss
the box is right there in front of you.
You latch onto it and begin to tear it into a death roll.
Go ahead and roll damage.
Okay.
Living.
Nice!
Seven points of damage.
That's two more hit points on it.
The box is sputtering now.
It barely pulls away from your grip,
and it's just kind of...
Parts of it are shooting out arcane sparks.
Other doors are clattering and slamming on the sides.
It is nearly disabled.
We left the backstabbing.
However, that was a roll with...
...a lot of damage.
was a role with which you might be able to once I get done with this turn because you
didn't really fear. Oh no, no, it's all good. It's all good. I will go ahead and take that.
I will. I don't mind it. It was my cup, literally. So I'm going to go ahead and have
of it do a randomized tactics roll. Let's try and see what the dice decide. I'm gonna bring
us to A1. The mana beam, which I cannot use because it was disabled from the attack earlier.
That wastes that turn. I'm gonna spend a fear to activate it again because it has relentless.
I can do that twice. I'm gonna attempt it second time.
6. That's the Psionic Wine. I will then spend another fear to use its reaction overcharge,
which means I can... no, I did it wrong. Sorry. Basically, I can mark a stress to add a d6 to
the damage roll, and I gain a fear when it's done. However, it is now fully stressed
out and all of it's stress after this, which means it is vulnerable. So with this, it begins to shift
and screech and kind of moves as close as it can to as many people as possible, but at this proximity
it's probably going to be just Kyrie Yu and Mouse. Everyone else kind of scattered a little bit beyond
the room. With that, the box begins to shutter and doors begin to open and this high-pitched
Why in this like weird staticky
Begins to get louder and louder in the middle of your heads almost like somebody's beaming radio waves directly into your subconscious
And as it gets louder and louder, I need oath mouse and kairyu
to make
Oh god
Dear booby you got to kill it for leon to make make presence reaction rolls for me, please
Oh, my presence is not looking good. Holy mouse!
Now succeeds. Unfortunately, that does not. So while, mouse, you lean back and kind of use the
bones of the skeleton to absorb the vibration of this psychic scream. Kairyu, it's right there in
front of you, literally death rolled with it as it screeches, it screeches right into your face.
And you take from that impact 14 points of magic damage that shutters through your very mind and
physical self. My mind and my physical self.
That concludes my spotlight here. It's back to you.
Booby, you said you had a blade at the ready.
Yes, I would love to move in close and you use my reign of blades.
Now, hopefully finish this phone.
Yes, let's go.
All right, so go ahead and click on that spell to do your spell cast roll.
Yes, I believe, is there a vulnerability to that?
It is vulnerable, so it takes an extra D8.
Yeah!
Okay, wonderful.
Okay, let me get the reign of blades.
Okay, so I do the spell cast roll first, correct?
Correct.
All right, let's do this. Please, please, please. Hope for once, please.
Okay!
Oh!
And, point, because it's vulnerable, you add a D6 to it.
So you add a 1, that brings it to a 15, which is exactly its difficulty.
That is a success with Hope. You gain a Hope?
Oh my god, that's real!
And I need to go ahead and roll damage.
Congrats!
You could do it!
For the first time!
Let's roll for damage.
Oh! Would I get the extra die?
Yep, go ahead and click the extra die too.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
Wow!
Oh, buddy!
I wanna talk about it!
Wow!
Here's what I'll say. You do currently have two unspent pluses to a roll from players. You can use them for damage if you like.
Yes, please.
That'll be the last two there that brings it to 10 damage total, which is exactly its
major threshold that has two hit points left.
Ubi, how do you want to do this?
Describe to me how you dispute this creature with your Rain of Blades.
The carrier has just managed to do a measurable amount of damage, it's just escaped, and
as it escapes, I do a little spin and get my blades prepared.
And as I spin, the blades shoot out at the box, hitting every single vital point thanks
to the chatters and their donations.
The blades cut through the hinges and the box falls apart in a rather unimpressive manner.
But it is dead.
Wow!
Woo!
Watch as the box clatters to the ground and opens up.
Steam emits and the sides of it sputter open.
By the way, you do gain a hope, as well, from the chat that's donated forward to the next
roll, gaining a hope.
As the box opens and the steam kind of evaporates outward, it reveals a source of that green
light you saw flashing within.
Suddenly, in the interior exposed, there is a pulsing green gem, which kind of rests
in the middle of that fist size, which kind of blows.
At which point, it lifts into the air about five, six feet above you, and shoots about
20 feet back, where you see standing atop one of the bookcases on what is a second-level
balcony-like walkway atop this library, a figure wearing a mask, and a heavy, thick
mantle and cloak that falls behind grabs the gem, like it had been somehow psychically old from its
current state and brought into the grasp of this mysterious entity. This causes Otheor to kind
of break out of his current internal monologue and go, um, excuse me, I need to get that from my
job. And the other creature goes with a really big texture voice. Do not worry, I'm the one who
to you." I know if there goes, oh, so the patsy is what you're saying. The entity goes,
that's exactly what I'm saying. And you. You've all been far more useful than I even anticipated.
As the box's power begins to vanish, the two chaos skulls disappear and apparate to wherever
dimension they were shunted from, and the bones of the Tyrannosaurus begin to shake and clatter
to the ground, the magic of the box dissipated. As mouses you hit the ground and gather up
shoulder to shoulder with the rest of your friends, you look up at this strange, mysterious
figure holding the glowing gem as they glance down upon your troop and just begin to laugh.
That's where we're going to break.
I get inviting that I was useful for my, that would be good for my resume. Thank you.
That will bring us to our second break and we'll return here shortly for the third and final act
of this adventure, One Night in Daggerheart. Give me that point here. We'll see you all here
in a few minutes we'll check in with the auctions here as we head out and stay
tuned my name is Amy and my son Andrew wished to be a zookeeper
he was diagnosed with a brain tumor he just started acting not himself so they
did two emergency surgeries one to remove the pressure in his brain and one to
to remove the tumor itself.
Once he got healthy enough, we spent about eight months
doing six rounds of chemo.
This was such a hard time.
There's no worse to explain like the emotional side
of things that we went through with Andrew
and going through treatment.
And Make-A-Wish came and walked beside us for this journey.
With our wish makers, they helped us brainstorm
and we came up that he could be a zookeeper for the day
because he just loves animals so much.
To see the joy on Andrew and my daughter's face
when we went.
It was just an amazing thing, we didn't feel alone anymore, we felt seen, it was incredible
and those memories we'll have for a lifetime.
Thank you for that wish.
Become a wishmaker today.
Stay who need help just getting started now
You want to play all your games
From inferno charade
Go on your stream till you wake
To wall and disarray
Let's check in on the octaves.
We've got only 40-something minutes remaining on the three octaves of 45 minutes remaining.
The AI can sign and special medication into what the heart raises.
So, what is it written in here and what is not here by the time of the year?
There's a presentation here.
And this is a book written by AI Candy, which is pretty freaking cool.
You're going to get a special dedication, so you're going to have an open dialogue with AI Candy about what goes here.
You want to do a shout out for your parents? You want to say something a little risqué?
You want to say thank you to somebody?
Professor Love, it's going to be printed in every single copy of this book.
Like, very cool last risk on winning this auction.
Only 45 minutes left.
Get it in while you can.
There is also the Matt Mercer signed limited edition copy
of Daggerheart, currently at $1,050.
Booby had been fighting for it,
but he just got beaten out for the first time.
Again, like one of one, super cool.
And then we have the Iron Mouse signed
Starforge wall art.
So that's 600 bucks.
Get in the middle you can check these things out.
There is now 44 minutes remaining that is accessed by typing exclamation point auction.
And now we're going to mix things up compared to last time.
I'm going to start by first thanking all of the top donors that we have right now.
So that's a big shout out to Krogel at $1,610.
Thank you so much Krogel.
You won that auction and maintained the lead.
Kashina zero thanks for your massive $1,000 donation earlier and also congratulations on winning the signed desk mat
And then we had an anonymous donor for a thousand big ups you and night child. Wow 700 bucks. Hell. Yeah, that puts you in fourth place
Antia zur. Thank you for the $700 total donos. Mr. Morse. Thanks for the 620
RDW. Thanks for the 475. We have another anonymous top tenor at 460 and chem 13 freak at
450 bucks and the gatekeeper at 315. So a big thank you to all of our top donors. But now
time to get into the total list as soon as I open the right tab. Okay, we're going to start
from the first don't know and start reading back. So play it long. Thanks for the 25.
Ridiculous 77. Thank you for the 10. The bat child. Thanks for the 15. Yeah,
live. I mean, thanks for the $10 machine gun. Thank you for the $20.
Matt Face, thanks for the 10, good luck on your raffle.
Prozie Strangers, thank you for the 25.
Vimeer, thanks for the 150 bucks and let's go for the kids.
But in no way did Vimeer wanna help the party.
He only wanted to help the kids.
He did not get the plus one.
Just straight up donated 150, so thank you, Vimeer.
NXRK, thanks for the 10.
Yasold, thank you for the $10 as well.
Queezy D, thank you for the 20.
Good luck in your raffles.
Apathetic cats thanks for the hundred dollar donation locked our thank you for the hundred dollar donation
Entering only one raffle. Have generous Rosie
Rosie de maria accoled
Thank you for saying for the kids much love to tonight's players and the GM
Yeah, huge ups, you know Matt. Matt Mercer really kills it and wow what a Leon Kennedy impression, huh?
You did it chat
Alan John Wilkinson, thank you for the $10 saying hello from the UK one of these days
I hope to see Matt Marissa and TJ Omega in the same game table, but in the meanwhile
Dot dot dot. Thanks Alan. Jan will Alan John Wilkinson Cassius 3 3 5
disguised furry. Thank you for the $20
Absol rats. Thanks for the 25
the deal that Vidal Vidal Longpre thanks for the 10 Charlie. Thanks for the 15
Pa-pa-pa-olol, thanks for the 15.
Wow, we had an anonymous 250.
Way to go.
Stellar Quasar, we appreciate your $15.
Small Sammich, thanks for the 10.
Says less than three.
That's a big heart for you, everybody.
We have Descended from Wolves,
thanks for the 100 bucks.
Small Sammich, thank you for your donation.
Darian Minster, thanks for the 25.
The only ginger, thank you for the $100.
Die by SWAD. Thank you for the $50 saying let's go. K. Marie Leavitt. Thank you for the $10.
Cuhlin 742. Thanks for the $20. Nia Moro. Thank you for the $25. MJU90. We appreciate your 15 bucks.
Hartz. Thanks for the $50. Krogel. Oh yeah, this is your $1,000 donation. Let's read it.
Happy to participate on this campaign. We're happy for you Krogel. Like really holy shit
Pancetta, thanks for the $15
May the dice forever be in your favor less than three. Thanks, Pancetta
Jerry Rocky, thanks for the 20 bucks hammer strike 81. Thank you for the 25 saying for our king and the kids
I assume you mean King Boo because who else right?
okay
Ebrahim, Ebrahim T-94, thanks for the 10, Steven, Pacific Northwest, thanks for the
five bucks, Necromel, thanks for the hundred dollars, we have anonymous hundred,
wowie, thank you, Aratastico, thank you for the five dollar donut, yeah those of
you noticing the audio is at a sink, it's because I had we have to route
things for it to work with the cool thing on the left side of the screen,
So, pay no attention.
Rande Voodoo, thank you for the $25.
Ergo Demon, thanks for the $150.
That was one of our first plus ones,
so you kept the party going.
Grumptuous, that's a great name.
Oh, Grumptopus, that's also a great name.
Thank you for the $10 saying, great cause, great people,
go make a wish.
How do I check this?
this is now moving too fast from the other donors okay
uh... okay uh... tenillia thank you for the sixty dollar donation
daddy moon moon thank you for the twenty five dollars saying my wish is to
share a pint with this lovely group cheers
cheers to you daddy moon moon
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Tabitha, thanks for the 20.
Itty Bitty Beans, thank you for the $50.
done more we appreciate your five dollar donation one rightful thank you for the
twenty five
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anyway
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she showed up for the kids did
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steven thanks for the thirty bucks such a big fan of every one of you
Thanks, Stephen.
I'm sure the cast loves you as well.
Green E. Hexagon, thanks for the five.
Vibes Dungeon, thanks for the $5.
Such a surprise collab with so many cool people.
Hope everyone has fun, and this fundraiser
helps lots of people.
It does.
It does.
I mean, you guys are crushing it.
We're over 26K.
We're doing it.
Ryan, thank you for the five.
Allison, thanks for the 25.
Allison says, happy to contribute
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world a better place. All donations help. All donations matter. Thank you,
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yet another good cause. It's good to know there are still good people in the
world. Appreciate you. Thanks for the message, Lord. Rose Sketching, thank
you for the $10 donation. Ekroz, thank you for the five.
5. Luthien, thank you for the $50 donation. Quinto Bean, thanks for the $25. Jamie, DXX,
thanks for the $15. Oh, I see a bunch of you repeaters in here making sure to get in
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boss thanks to the 15 s'mores thank you for your $10 and Val here Val here thank
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kashina zero oh here's your $1,000 donation kashina zero says I see a
charity I donate. Thanks, Kishina. Episode says, I wish that my donation will help to
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Night Denizen, thanks for the 10 turns one. Thanks for the five. Wandering stories, thank
you for the $5. Dad rules, thanks for the $100. Then now to mix it up, we're going
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Daver Boy, thank you for the $15 donation. Entertainer 13, thanks for the 10
saying let's go. Quasak, Quasakum, Quasakum says for $5 just thank you.
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All everybody watching is involved.
Hell yeah.
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Saying thank you for putting on a great show everyone.
Much love to everyone for making this happen.
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This page is not uploaded updating, okay.
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saying let's grant some wishes precious family.
And that does it for this series of donations.
Thank you so much, everybody.
We'll see you back in the adventure after these messages.
But I'm gonna machine the coordinates, the attack
Kept it on the beat, my pulse of a beam
So free to beat those mammals and their ships to see
I hate it, I hate it
That conclusion of a tiger, my evil heart
And a choir of world entropy are
Who can detect our easy side?
Hey, I'm so cool
We love to go the right to know the might
Thank you, wishmakers, thank you for my work.
Gracias.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Wishmakers are amazing.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Without individuals like you, we would never be able to do any of what we do.
We wouldn't be able to create hope and joy in children's lives.
wishmakers out there. You are needed and you are wanted and you are a life-changer.
Wishmakers mean a lot to so much joy and happiness to a little girl.
Everything you do really generally matters.
You truly are making such a difference in these kids' lives.
Thank you for supporting so many families, so many people.
Thank you wishmakers.
Thank you wishmakers.
Thank you for making my wish come true.
Thank you.
Hello everybody and welcome back.
Thank you so much for joining us for this third and final act of our amazing One Night in Daggerheart charity actual play.
Wonderful guests all to help our friends that make a wish.
We have a bunch of amazing donations and auctions that are up currently
And have been doing some really really cool stuff before we jump into the game
Let's go ahead and check in on where we are go over the milestones
Auction check in all the fun stuff on Delta file. Let you know what we can do make this last act the best act
The milestones are cooking we're only a couple thousand away from getting to a really big uh-oh I
Can't wait to find out what that is
It's going to be fine. I'm sure. Don't worry about it. You should be totally cool. And
now there's only 30 minutes left on three of these hyper exclusive super cool auctions.
If you didn't hear me clarify over the break, AI Candy has written a book and is putting
a special dedication to you in every single printed copy winner of this auction. There's
There's also a Matthew Mercer signed limited edition copy of Daggerheart.
So like get after it, Booby.
You've been fighting hard.
You've been fighting hard, but...
I've been fighting very hard.
There's still time.
There's still time.
There's 30 minutes left for you to fight.
And then the final item we have...
Can you see if I can get more allowance?
Yeah.
I believe in you.
I believe in you.
You're worth every penny.
The final item...
I guess I need a little more.
The final item is the Iron Mouse signed Starforge wall art.
Do not miss that it is the final Iron Mouth signed item available at a cool $610.
And I think that's it.
Is that back to you?
That's back to you.
Good luck in Act 3, crew.
Thank you everybody.
Let's jump on in.
So, from where we had left off, you all had just finished doing battle here within
the chamber of the box of endless doors.
Your friend, Tim, had driven his life to prevent a terrifying arcane blast from consuming all
of you and sealing the door of death of which was built within.
You did battle.
You summoned a Tyrannosaurus skeleton that then got ridden and driven around in fog.
You convinced a master thief to really consider what his career path has done to the education
of children and generations around him, and upon defeating this box through a combination
of many, many throne blades and an alligator death roll, it unleashed within it a green-thrombing
gen that immediately was lifted and grasped by a mast and a mantle-cloaked igir, who looks
down upon you and your friends within the interior of this library chamber of the box.
kinda glances down where the gem still clushed in his hand.
You are obnoxiously persistent, given your rank and demeanor.
Why do you fight so hard for this institution?
The pay is shit, and the event only extols those undeserving of the power they wield.
Nepotism and wasted potential across the board celebrating their flaccid aspirations.
The great minds of history would laugh at their pitiful narcissism.
Why?
Money?
Money?
Money.
Yeah, I think money.
Well, I don't accept all this shit.
Okay.
How do we learn from the past if we don't preserve it and study it for some capacity?
We are built on the foundations of the people that came before us.
And it's...
I guess it's for the money.
I'm just gonna say it's for the money.
I'm just going to say it's a little money.
Also, you said a lot of big words.
Do you know what those words mean?
Ridley on Kennedy, girl.
This...mines...
individuals who don't see the true greatness
of history around them.
We deserve a new era of ambition.
One shaped by thought leaders
unfairly maligned and buried in the shadows of idiots.
With this, and it glances down at the green gem,
them. The new era can begin. Shame you won't live to see it." And they clutch on the inside of their
armor and throw a sphere down from the top of their railing towards all of you. It bursts into a
cloud of strange silver mist that surrounds your space. I need all of you to roll a presence
reaction role for me.
Oh, my presence is bad.
Is it?
Whoa!
Oh.
Yo, two with hope?
Say this chance.
Oh, wow.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
So while this mist fills your senses, it completely clouds your nasal passage.
passage, the scent of it is acrid and metallic. Mouse and Booby, you both kind of cough it out and
pull away from this cloud. You feel this strange scent, almost mystical fingers reaching into your
mind, but you keep it at bay, and your will is too strong to bow to it. However, Kyrie, I can
Both of you feel dismissed, and assume your senses, and within a rapid moment, you find
yourselves lost in visions of your past.
I'll begin here with you, Kyria.
What memory overtakes you a moment of your character's history, or you would consider
one of their greatest shames?
What moment do you recall and are brought back to as if it was happening once more?
I think, okay, I go back to my first memory ever as I'm hatching out of my egg and the
egg falls from the nest into the nearby stream and I instantly, my first living moments are
struggle and drowning and I feel so hopeless in that moment.
And since then, I vowed to get stronger, so I never have to feel that feeling ever again.
That strength is good, that strength is power, that strength is comfort, that strength is
purpose.
But here in this memory, you're lost in that thoughts of hopelessness, being tossed
and turned in the midst of the water, the stream itself, pushing and pulling and tugging
you beneath.
You sputter and cough, you are tumbled and lost.
Hey, Icandy, what's the moment of your character's history that you're reliving in this moment
of a great shame?
Strangely similar but not quite the same, I go back to my earliest memory, which was
a couple of years ago, and it's of someone grabbing my face and like twisting my head
around and saying, it's not quite all of what she was, but it's enough, we can use
it as a base and then immediately kind of being shoved into the expectation of an academy
and magic and systems and knowledge and not being enough or not knowing enough and this
constant drive to try and fill in the gaps of it must have been something. I can't have
always just been this. I'm like an adult. I don't know how old I am. I don't know anyone
or anything. I guess I don't know anything. And it's just that lack of knowledge and
just being like stuck and feeling very small and having nowhere that I belong and no one
that I really know, I just really need to find what they're there where it started.
There you sit alone in an unfamiliar room, hearing voices whispering beyond the door,
discussing you curious wondering what your purpose is.
You feel the crushing sense of that lack of belonging, that lack of understanding, that
lack of self, and in that anxiety, in that moment where your fists are bald, tight to
your face, you look into yourself and you'll both disgust and a more or less wandering in
a world where you very well could vanish into obscurity at any moment, that anxiety clutches
at you and you hang there.
Mouse, Booby, as you glance up and see the figure begin to dart off towards its exit,
you see two of your friends are currently wide-eyed staring into the middle distance
and clutching at the sides of their faces, seemingly not really present or aware of
the surroundings.
What do you do?
What do you want to do you want to go after that guy I've not been in the situation before I'm not really sure how to
handle this
Well, we gotta do something we can't just do nothing. Okay. Well, why would you shake them? Oh,
Okay, snap out of it surely. Oh, yeah, of course, but we can't let this guy get away either
True hmm
Okay, let's attack him. How about you attack him and I'll shake
Our friends.
Okay, sure. Let's try that.
Very well. So I am beginning what is considered a chase sequence. So I have two progress counters.
One that marks your successes and one that marks your failures.
You need to have... You need to complete the progress countdown before you accidentally complete the consequence countdown.
Oh no.
So for here, I've begun the process.
So to that point, uh, Mouse, as you rush to your two friends, you're going to attempt
to shake them awake.
Is it just a physical shake?
Are you speaking to them?
Are you employing to them?
How are you trying to get their attention away from where they are?
I would like to speak to them as well as physically shake.
Okay, what do you say?
Um, I say, oh my god, wake up please!
This guy's gonna get away, we're really need to get this job done, and I need you guys here because I'm really scared and you guys are really scaring me and this is really scary.
Please, I'm kinda like freaking out and I'm like yelling gibberish.
Understood. I would like you to make either a strength or presence roll your choice to try and wake up Kylie.
Well better be presence because my strength is terrible.
Oh god!
That's a six with hope. Unfortunately, that is a failure. But it's with hope, so you gain a hope.
As you shake Kyrie you heart as you can. The words trying to break through. You can't help but watch
their eyes still blink bloodshot. You hear them breathing heavily and coughing. It's almost
like they're drowning on the air itself. We come back to you, Booby, as the figure, the
The masked figure with the gem in its hand is darting and is near the actual exit to this
chamber on the upper floor.
What do you do?
I rush towards him and lunge, hopefully trying to reach him with some form of attack in the
hopes that any damage might free our friends.
Alright, so you go ahead and leap up onto the top and then give chase.
I need you to make an agility roll to see if you can manage to catch up.
Let's see.
Ooh.
Ooh.
16 with hope. That's a success with hope. That is two clicks on the progress countdown timer. You're
starting to close the gap. So go ahead and take that hope, and you rush up and you catch up to
the figure who glances over at shoulder. You now get a better look at the mask. The mask is,
it's formless. You can see like the shape of where eyes would be, of where a mouth would
be, but it's just blank. There's just a pale, smooth skin-type texture where there's no actual
features. A bald head over it, and as it glances back towards you, the brow seems to furrow, and it
looks like it's getting ready to unleash attack towards you. Become back to mouse. Mouse, that
attempt is not getting through to Kyriew. Your crocodile friend is still lost. What do you do?
oh god uh um uh
man i don't know what to do i'm kind of like freaking out and uh i i continue to shake uh
her but i i start to look at candy and then i look back and i look at candy and like uh
i wonder if i could maybe speak to them using voice of dread but not being mean being nice
We can give it a shot. At the very least, it might shake them out of their stupor.
Okay. I would like to use a boost of drag, but not mean.
Nice. They succeed. Okay.
Now, there is one more re-roll available within, if you want to go ahead and use that.
I love gambling, of course.
All right, that's the last re-roll we have. That is an 18 with fear, but that is a success.
So, describe to me how the voice of dread apparates within the mind of, is it Kyrie or you're going first or AI Candy?
I'll do Kyrie first, since I've been shaking her for a long time. And then I'll do Candy.
Alright, go for it.
Instead of me being mean and yelling and screeching, it's a very pleasant voice of me saying very nice, encouraging words and talking about how much their friendship means to me and how much I care about them and how much I really want them to come back because we really need to get this job done and everything's on the line and we're all gonna die!
So at first it's very pleasant, but then it devolves into me freaking out.
So, as it shakes through, Kyrie, you hear this voice kind of peering through.
You are reaching for any landmaster to grab hold of, but it's familiar.
Familiar in a way that's far away from this moment in time.
Wait, you're not a hatchling. You're a full-grown dracona.
This is wild, and while it kind of shakes you a bit, and you do mark a stress from the spell
piercing into your mind in an unexpected way, it does shake you from the middle of this vision.
And as you begin to reach for the nearby land, suddenly the vision fades and your hands grab onto the shoulder of mouse.
And you're now face to face, eye line to eye line as you're brought back the moment here in the museum.
Oh.
Mouse! You did it!
I did something wrong!
How'd you do that?
I don't know!
You're my hero!
Yay!
WE GOT A SAFE GANDE!
What's happening?
It's this freak! He's doing crazy stuff! I don't know what to do!
You come back to Booby at this point.
Booby, you are now maybe about ten feet behind this masked figure,
and they go ahead and throw back towards you what looks like a handful of spinning blades.
We're gonna go ahead and make an attack.
Mmm.
Uh-oh.
Frank?
Uh-huh.
That is a four it misses you you got dark pass you are focused on this what do you do to try and stop them
So I'm about ten feet away
Yeah
Maybe I can I should try and close the gap again sure
Yeah, there you rush up to them and you are like right up behind them as they're about to sprint away. Oh, what do you do?
Oh
Should I do what do you think guys?
You should totally do something really cool
Really cool. Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking super cool. Okay, then I think I'll try and cast midnight spirits, maybe
Yeah, so you can block this thing off from both directions and attack it.
That's great.
So go ahead and spend a hope and describe to me what this midnight spirit looks like as
you conjure it on the other side of the masked entity, almost standing in the way of its
path.
As I'm staring at this spirit, hopefully trying to cut off any roost for escape, I find a way to conjure up a spirit, a dark, long, ghostly ethereal figure with really sharp-looking angular hands that rises and hopefully tries to land a blow on this enemy.
It's amazing.
So the figure goes to turn, sees the shadow entity,
looks back at you and looks at the shadow entity.
And it takes a deep breath to steal itself.
Just the shadow entity goes to a full sprint towards it
and it goes into a full sprint towards the shadow entity.
They're on a collision course,
a rapid like anime style face on face, head on collision.
Go ahead and roll your spell cast roll against the target.
Let's help, come on, come on, come on.
13 with fear, unfortunately. That is a failure. The shadow goes, claws forward to strike, and
this figure holds up the gem in front of it, and the gem gives a burst of radial, almost
necrotic power. As it does, it scatters the shadow entity into nothing, and with that,
It almost seems to enhance its speed, like this gem is giving it some sort of innate power.
No.
And this masked figure goes into a sprint that is inhuman, just shh, and vanishes.
That will include the chase as the figure has gotten away from you.
Oh, no.
However, you do hear in that moment of despair and failure, you hear the sound of Kyriew
come back to consciousness and Mouse turning to try and help AI Candy.
So you can go back to try and help your friend if you'd like.
I would like the hug candy now!
Alright, how do you try and break through a candy's terrible anxiety attack?
I want to hug candy really, really tight.
So tight that it almost feels like their eyes are going to pop out of their head.
I love it.
To that point, I'll let you do either an instinct or a presence roll on this one.
Instinct!
feel instinct instinct go for it that is a 15 with fear that is a success as you
describe to me how you pull AI candy out of this vision I shake candy gently but
then I think about I think about how much I like to give candy hugs because
even though they're super smart and they're super mean to me I really like
that and I think that's really cool and um so I proceed to wrap my arms around candy really
really really hard and I squeeze with all my might as much as hard as I can and I'm like
and then I I hope that uh candy wakes up and bonks me on the head
so yeah candy you you sit there kind of rocking in your space completely consumed with this this
sense of self-loathing and horrible loneliness until you feel like a warm blanket over your
shoulders that spreads across your body, across your arms. And as you glance around to see if
there's anybody here, you blink, and as you open your eyes again, right there you see it
cross your torso, is Iron Mouse completely wrapped around you and squeezing you almost
painfully tight as you now find yourself back in the chamber you previously were.
I don't say anything back for a moment and then I just like hug her tighter.
I'm not really out there, I just kind of say to her, privately, I'm like, I guess I don't
really need to know anything when I just kind of hug her tighter, like I'm just like,
It's the sense of like, the sense of like, yeah, I know that I, I know that I have you.
And then, throw my face to you. Of course, I'm going to go kill that guard. You might be crying.
Now you did roll with fear. So as, as Booby kind of looks back over to where you are and you
see your friends kind of brought back to that weird space they are suddenly red lights begin to
appear on the top and a siren plaques and seems like
within the room as suddenly these flickering fire spirits begin to swirl above triggered by
some sort of defense mechanism of the museum itself some sort of odd scenario begins to call
as a voice begins to ring out across the speakers of some hidden space another museum
The fence is pushing.
What's it mean?
Warning, warning.
The gateway between worlds has been damaged internally.
Initiating containment.
Unleashing Hellfire Spirits.
Hellfire Spirits.
Uh-oh.
That doesn't sound good.
As the voice begins to echo through the chamber,
these little spirits begin to swirl and swirl and collide to create a portal.
That ffffff-
Tears open by where the fireplace is.
You realize the fireplace on the opposite side of this room actually is a dormant gateway to some hellish domain,
and a shadow begins to step out of it.
What do you do?
I'm officially freaking out now!
Alright, Booby, you're running. Everyone given a falling after Booby?
Uh, sure. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll take a second to point out what I want to say. Remember that we sped you.
Wait, where are we running to?
I don't know, just run!
I'll see you, it's like...
Okay.
As you guys run out, I'll see you, it's like...
Actually, yeah, this is a good idea to get a heck out of here.
I'm gonna go this way.
And as you both kind of sprint off in different directions,
you dart up onto the top of the upper platform above
where the kind of library shelves are,
to give chase on where the masked figure had sprinted.
As you begin to run, you look past
where that gateway is opening,
and you watch as a massive entity begins to tear out of the portal. A hulking fur and feather-coated
body, like a massive grizzly bear-type torso and leg seems to burl out of it itself, the flames
trailing off of it, and where its head would be. Instead, you see a featherless, stretched, thin
That head of a terrifying waterfowl creature, an elongated beak with tiny sharp teeth.
A goose, if you will, as a fowl bear tears its way out from the depths of hell and is now
on the hunt.
You all continue to sprint, giving chase.
You head down this long hallway.
You can hear the sirens also flashing off in different spaces.
Different defense mechanisms from across the museum are starting to go haywire.
dome of chains itself still holding tight, locking any within it would need to, and you run. And you
run. And you run. Until eventually, you begin to feel this kind of sickly presence, some sort of
spaint wave of nausea that just gets stronger when you run. And every part of you says to go
away, but you feel like this is likely what's responsible for what's happening and where this
this gem is gone. As you continue to run eventually, you come to the largest exhibit hall within
the museum. And it's very, very core, this massive double doors of stone that are pulled
open, a jar, and you see the sign above it. It says, the Verdint Vigil exhibit. And there
the inscription beneath it reads, the Verdint Vigil. Heroic destroyers of the dreaded Arch-Lich
Xanacros. We here at the Rhaithion Chronicle Repository are honored to host the stone remains
of the terrible Xanacros, surrounded by the refurbished tombs of the Verden Vigil, legendary
heroes who not four centuries ago stopped the Arch-Lich's plot to fold this city into
the Shadow Realm.
In parentheses, ancestral permission has been tentatively given for display. You
see a flicker of green energy deep within the chamber.
5 minute warning on the auctions, 5 minute warning.
5 MINUTES!
Holy.
This place is huge.
As you all step in, uh...
I was gonna say, you do find from the nations that were there,
a healing item that was granted by the audience that you had forgotten
you had brought on this trek as a possible celebration.
This is a major healing potion, which means if it's drinking, it helps you clear 1d4 plus 2.
So, how are you?
Please!
I have please on the deck, guys!
I really...
You're right, I should have it.
That's so true.
Thank you so much.
So you have that in your inventory, you can take it now or you can wait until you
really need it.
how much? 1d4 plus 2. 1d4 plus 2 maybe yeah maybe I should save it because I'm
only at 3 right now yeah right what do you guys think should I drink it I don't
want you to die yes I would drink it okay I'll drink it okay let's drink it
bottoms up let's go so that that at bare minimum clears all of your hit
points. You are undamaged at this point. Yes. Hooray. Makes it more damage for us. That's
huge. Oh my gosh, I will. I'll do it again. You hear this, this deep guttural chanting
within the chamber. I'll read somebody. Ah, this mask is annoying. The voice changes.
As you all glance through the opening doors and you see there in the middle of this open
chamber, this kind of dark, beautiful museum-central hall, there are five sarcophagi set around
the room.
There are lids open where long mummified bodies of ancient heroes lay to rest inside their
arms crossed over their chests and in the center, a massive stone statue of a cloaked
and tattered-robed arch-litch, a terrifying undead mage that once threatened this landscape,
arms out above him, a vacant gap in the exposed ribcage of the stone itself, where the green
gem is being held in by the masked figure who is pulled its mask off and is throwing
it to the side.
The figure you now see, their vision unobscured between you and the voice unaltered by
the mask. You see standing, hair, a bit in disarray. Dr. Evelyn Dahlia. The director of the museum.
You saw you after getting this adventure. Looks up. Foolish Tempires! Ah, so be it! I thought
in my side more than I expected. Dashaloth, crad over tomb! The gem begins to glow with an
ominous, powerful, green, black energy. It crackles around the statue. An emerging
sphere of gloom and green light begins to emanate from the statue and from the gem itself
in its chest as she holds it there in pain. You watch as the stone exterior of this
lich begins to return to a semblance of gray flesh and shifting cloth. The skeletons
of the heroes kind of shift in clatter in the middle of this tomb. A ghostly image pulls
up from one of these tombs. It looks like a spectral bearded entity. That was once one
of these heroes in a final attempt to implore you to help in this step comes and looks you
directly in the eyes.
Heroes of the living, this foul mage cannot be allowed to unleash their force upon the world once more.
Our legends inspire generations to come, now it is your turn to inspire.
As the spirit subsides, you feel almost like the presence of the heroes of old at your back.
Though their remains may be quick to corrupt at the hands of this returning arch-litch, in this moment,
tempires and security you may have been, right now, you are the heroes this world needs. What do you do?
You might think we should be competent for once in how we handle something.
This guy's been done lockin'.
If hot, why evil?
You know?
He's so cool.
Al-Sasa, Azar on Valley the Leader, do you have any suggestions?
Oh, well, um...
Wait, I'm the Leader!
Um...
I would like to do...
I would like to cast Blighting Strike.
Wow, right away with a strike? Very nice.
I mean, why not? You know?
We can try to stop this thing, but I don't try my best.
Let's go. I like it.
Who are you casting it on?
Wait a minute.
Should we attack the statue or should we attack her?
And you're smart.
I always would attack the head as opposed to the hands.
Perfect!
Wait, which one is the head and which one is the hands?
I... what about the crystal? Would that not be the thing to destroy unless it's already activated and be on the health point of health?
Yeah. Uh...
I say just pick it and we'll figure it out.
Convaged.
She's probably easier to get.
Oh, fensely. Yeah.
Yeah, like what if we like get rid of her first?
I'm down. I've been saying this all in front of her. She's like...
I want her to hear everything that I'm saying. I want her to know...
She's an old person.
I want to get rid of...
And right here, I can hear you. You foolish people.
Well, you know, I mean, you tricked us. Might as well you heroes talking crap about you. You know what I mean?
Will you shut up you old hag? We're gonna be done with you in a moment!
I don't know.
Good thing we're in a museum because you're about to be history.
I'm really happy. Thank you for having me. Please don't kick me out. Please. Please. I need Fred's place.
I'm actually going to mark a stress on her just for that little secret.
Ray!
Yay! I cast Blighting Strike on this old hag!
Let's go! Alright, go ahead and roll your spell cast roll against her.
Aya!
Wait...
Oh.
Did I do it?
Ooh!
There we go! That's a six team with Hope! That's great! Take a Hope!
Uh, and then go, as you go ahead and unleash this Blighting Strike upon her, roll damage for her.
Since this was not with fear, you go ahead and roll the 2d6 plus 1.
Okay.
Eight points of damage. That is below her major threshold, but she still marks the hit point as the blighting strike hits into her.
And the next time she deals damage to one of your allies, she only deals half of the damage.
Which is great to know.
So with that, you should, ah, it strikes into her body
and you watch as the exterior of her skin, the veins,
almost seems dark and purple as the dark magic
of your witchcraft kind of sends its way
through her physical body.
She shakes it off and holds the gem there.
I'm gonna go ahead and spend a fear
to jump into this moment and I'm going to go ahead
and have that click, the arch-litch, Xenocros
He becomes even more physically present. Not fully removed from the stone, but you watch as the
head and hands begin to move and a voice goes,
I, return.
Dull, green glows begin to spark within the vacuous skull sockets, and the statue begins to move.
almost returned from there, the skeleton warriors from the five sarcophagi kind of
begin to climb out of the middle of their coffins.
Spotlights back to you, what do you do?
I was wondering, I know.
How did we feel on attacking her?
Did we think that was a good call?
I don't know.
I feel like at least I could tell.
I do agree should die yes does that make us the bad guys I could try and attack as
well I think you should I think I can position myself in such a way that I
can use rain of blades to hit both targets perhaps I think you just want to get closer
the old lady.
Well, I mean I wouldn't be lying.
Ow.
I mean I'm a bit vulnerable if I were to move here, but perhaps I can take those.
Do it!
Okay, I'd like to try and cast Rain of Blaze when I find myself in this opportune position.
Very well. You go in a dark inward and that kind of dome of crackling green magic, you're right at its cusp to get within range of both of them and as you push through you can feel like the skin itself is getting numb and starting to have that kind of buzzing to it like you're starting to lose feeling in the tips of your fingers.
The proximity to this center of the lich itself is difficult but you're within range of both of them. Go ahead and make a spell cast roll for your ring of blades.
Here comes the big attack!
Sully a crit!
Here it is!
Close it up, I guess!
That is exactly what you need to hit both of them.
It's 15 and that is with the hope.
So you gain a hope
and go ahead and roll that 2d8 plus 2 magic damage on both of them.
Oh woman!
This is motivation.
That marks a hit point for both of them as you unleash a torrent of magical blades.
It's digging into the sides of the lich and you watch as she stands still holding the gym
in there, taking the hits and looking over you and gritting her teeth.
Try as you might, it won't be enough.
You all will fall in a new era of a rise.
is still actually I'm going to go ahead and spend another fear to interrupt for this. I'm
going to call the skeleton warriors that have risen to rush in. They all move in and begin
to encircle Ubi with that. Nice. One of them is raising an old platinum blade that looks
well-polished. A great display piece unless it's actually real. Let's find out.
Hold on. It rolls for a 16 to hit. That unfortunately does strike you. The the remnant corpse of a great
heroic legend now puppeteered by necrotic power slices downward for a not too dangerous
Eight points of damage. That is...
One.
That is beneath your minor damage. Your minor damage at the start is one point of damage.
If you want to take one hit point, or you can spend an armor slot to take none.
I'll spend an armor slot, sure.
There you go. You pull out of the way and the blade hits your leather armor,
and it digs in deep, but not enough to actually pierce through to your skin
as you pick away the skeleton.
Clack!
Close after hit!
That is going to end my point.
No, I'm going to spend another few.
I'm going to activate the Arch-Lich Xenocros.
The Arch-Lich is like trying to pull power out of the sources
and it's looking around throughout the chamber of something to do,
something to anchor itself from.
It's going to use, it's going to mark a stress to use Dance of Death.
I'm going to go ahead and roll a 1d4.
Uh oh.
Two.
It will then activate two allies that immediately rush forward.
Two more of these skeletons are going to run upward.
Another one coming after you, Booby, since you're right there and another moves past, go ahead and strike towards Kyrie.
So the one against Booby is going to go ahead and strike.
That is a miss!
You dodge out of the way, no impact, still kind of keeping on you, other ones are swarming.
The second one that finishes the push pass does come towards you, Kyrie, and does a heavy downward strike.
That is a natural 20, that is a critical hit.
It does max damage plus on this.
So with this, I'm going to say that is going to be, mind you, doesn't do a lot of damage
normally.
So it's 11 points of physical damage against you, that's still below your major damage
threshold.
You're a big beefy guardian.
You've got some heavy armor.
So it's only one hit point, which you could spend an armor to reduce to nothing
if you'd like.
Sure.
Why not?
How much armor do I have now?
With that, you have three more armor slots to spend.
Okay.
That's going to conclude, yep, it's going to go ahead and conclude my spotlight.
It's back to you all.
What would you like to do?
I'd like to run in and use my maze with whirlwind.
Like as many of the skeletons and possibly the old lady.
Please don't hit me.
Let's go.
We'll see.
Please don't hit me.
It's all the targets, you can choose not to hit your friend.
So you can say that would be kind of,
you give it warning and you have to duck.
No, you should try to miss me.
You want to?
I have to give it a go.
Let's go for it.
All right.
Great, so Kyrie, you go ahead and dart it
on the opposite side of where this,
or the strange dome of extremely heinous,
dark green powers growing.
You get into the side and get your mace ready
and swing wide to hit them both.
You spend a hope to use that
and you can roll one attack that hits,
that can hit both of them.
So go ahead and roll your mace.
Awesome.
Ooh!
Nice!
All right, it's hope!
So that's gonna, yeah, with hope,
so you gain another hope.
That is a success roll damage against both of them.
Okay, okay.
Damage.
I have an interruption after the damage fall.
Please, please.
Eight.
You got it, so that's gonna be eight damage.
That's gonna be a market hit point on both of them.
The the director of the museum, Dahlia, is starting to look a little hurt and is
still holding the gem in there. That is a success with hope. We'll come to your
spotlight again as soon as we get this announcement.
Alright so congratulations everybody. You have hit the $30,000
milestone and so although things seem to be going in our heroes favor, there
will now be an up at 35k. We've now unlocked the what's that noise goal.
What's also happened to get us here? I want to say a big thank you to our auction winners
We have Ilmar 3 winning the Matt Mercer signed limited edition dagger heart for a total bid of
$1,050
Conquering booby at the last minute
Sorry booby didn't get the allowance approval in time
We have the iron mouse signed Star Forge wall art going to rdw with a winning bid of $610
congratulations rdw that's the last iron mouse signed item available and then the winner
of the ai candy signed and special dedication in her book what the heart reads is ilmar
3 also for $440. So congratulations Ilmar 3, really cleaning up there in the end.
Way to go, thanks for getting us to the 30k and the uh-oh.
Woohoo! I recognize the name too.
So uh...
That's awesome. Congratulations, are you ready?
So yeah, that brings us to our next tier. Uh-oh.
Which to that point, if anybody feels like donating to give the players any additional re-rolls or extra hope
plus ones, now's the time, because at this moment, the emerging lich begins to crack through the rest of that stone exterior
and I'll spend one more fear to finish the ritual of the gem.
You watch as the director, Dahlia, pulls her hand free, the gem is now embedded in the
Lich's chest as the rib cage closes over it like a cage.
The last of the dust breaks away and the Lich looks around at its hands, its eyes now burning
with green fire, it goes, strange, this room needs a little more of a, a little more of
a friendly invitation for our guests.
puts its hands up. And you didn't notice until previously, way above you at the very top of
this massive chamber, affixed are also the remains of the Archlich Xenocros' trusty mount,
a terrifying black and gray-streaked dragon known through legend. Laid, bare, and dead
in that final battle that sealed him in stone, its bones reassembled as part of this
beautiful museum exhibit hall, until the wings of the bone dragon skeleton tear free
and it lands next to you.
I wanna ride the dragon!
No!
No!
As indeed a skeletal dragon has joined the fray alongside the arch-litch, the hooded
disciple now revealed to be the director and five skeleton warriors, it's still
Your spotlight from the last role with Pope from Kyrieu Crocodile wants to go next.
What if I ride the dragon?
Give it a shot.
What if the dragon becomes my friend and then it's my friend and it's not the Lich's friend?
It's not kind to be your friend.
You never know.
I would like to sneak over to the dragon.
Okay. As the dragon's shaking, the heavy cobwebs and dust falling off of its form as it begins to shift.
It rears back and begins to almost inhale instinctually, though there aren't a lungs within it,
but within its rib cage, you see churning this black cloud of terrifying void-like smoke.
Iron Mouths, you sneak up to its side, you can smell just the proximity of this kind of roiling cloud inside its torso.
It has a brimstone, neat rotting flesh sort of scent.
I does not seem to notice you at the moment.
What do you do?
I want to give it a nice little rub
and then I sing it a little song
and then I jump on the dragon and I give it a hug
and I tell the dragon, please be my friend.
You're so cute and you're so sweet and adorable
and that guy sucks.
I try to convince it to be my friend.
Fantastic. I will say for this, you can either roll presence or knowledge. Knowledge for the
Arcana that binds this dragon, presence for just a sheer force of personality to try
and break through. This is a very difficult roll.
Oh man.
Let's give it a try.
It's probably not going to land, but it's okay. I can try anyway.
Oh.
That's a crit!
That's a crit!
WOOOOO
Are you fucking kidding me?!
WHAT?!
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm so lonely!
It's so nice of you to rig the dice for the sake of like, dramatic irony.
That's really cool.
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
Right, right?
It's my friend!
Try and do that Megamorke.
Oh...
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
I sprained!
Okay!
So this terrifying dragon like its head leans down to make eye contact with the arch-litch,
its companion of old.
It glances down and the lich kind of like runs its long clawed like skeletal fingers around
its down and goes like, old friend, it's time to raise this ground.
And the dragon kind of pulls back and looks back at you and goes, what are you doing?
And the dragon kind of like looks back at you and kind of like, it's this strange
He's got a little cooing sound that's like...
Oh, he's my friend!
I just hit his head up.
What?
He's my friend now.
What is magic is this?
No, he's my friend, he's my companion.
I made him, I brought him back, he's mine!
No, he likes me better and he thinks you stink.
So you do gain a hope and you get to clear a stress if you need to.
And the dragon does not consider you an enemy.
Guys, we have a friend!
Spotlight's still on your team, who would like to go next?
Yeah guys, the power of fighting!
I'd like to do a little a little silly maneuver called mysterious mist um and
perhaps make just like in like perhaps let's say like this area it's kind of
like cover that just good luck to you guys
you know or maybe maybe it'll be nice in your corner up there
mustn't it oh guys that was my turn
sure enough oh my goodness why
it's not a party success with you uh so as you back up on the way you go ahead and create this
kind of obscuring mist cloud to try and keep you out of a media visual site uh that encompasses both
you and oh yeah somebody else it was it was it was sort of like this area was what I was thinking
it's like throwing like a little oh can I throw it or is it does it have to be close to me
within a very close area oh it says here I'm moving and cost it yeah so that's be
close to you yeah if you want to you want to shift down whether everyone else
gonna leave it in the space there yeah just cuz I great just like good luck
everyone that's sort of my move I'm confused I kind of just I just thought
like I was gonna try and reason but I don't think I'd be
I can't not laugh at that.
Don't be scared, he's our friend now.
I pat the dragon's head.
I'm just...
You create this mist that kind of obscures the area around your allies.
It fills the space.
You watch because you didn't roll a sphere.
There's probably a coming back to me.
The list goes,
I will not sit here and be mocked
by a riffraff.
Destroy them.
I will activate the Skeletal Dragon, which does not focus on Iron Mouse, but it will use
its Shadow Breath.
While it cannot focus on any individual, it can breathe into the mist to combat it.
I will spend two fear to use its Shadow Breath on everybody in that space.
This blast of dark power, this roiling black smog filled with particles of terrifying necrotic
green magical energy blasts through the space.
I need everybody except for Iron Mouse and AI Candy, so it'd be just Booby and Kairi
to go ahead and make an agility reaction roll for me please.
Agility?
Okay.
Right.
Why does your mind get to be so stanky?
Agility reaction.
Let's make sure we get this done.
And start it.
Yes.
All right, so with that, unfortunately, those are both misses.
Damn.
And yeah, we don't have any purchased plus ones from the audience right now for this, so that is...
Audience, what are you doing?
Whoa!
For this, both of you are engulfed and take from the blast of this 13 points of magical damage,
which for Booby is a major damage specialist.
Oh, god!
You can use your last armor slot to reduce it to one.
I'll use my final armor slot.
All right, and for Kyrie, it is also a major damage for two hit points,
or spend an armor slot to reduce it to one.
One damage, please.
You go, and you both lose a hope.
My hope?
No.
Oh.
So, with that, I'm going to spend another fear
to activate the Archlitch Xenocros,
who is going to...
He's going to go ahead and Shadow Blast.
He makes an attack roll against all PCs within close range,
which is going to be everybody, except for AI.
So, AI Candy, you're the only one out of this range.
Lich goes,
now that is what I'm talking about.
He reaches his hands in and grabs the chairman of the chest and goes,
the rest of you, die and join us!
And releases this blast of terrifying necrotic power.
You see runes of green appear in the air around him before they blast outward.
He's going to go ahead and I spend another fear to do that.
You're going to attack your old puppet is so mean no wonder he doesn't want to be your friend anymore.
This is against all PCs, so it does not affect the dragon.
Okay, well never mind.
So this is...
That's all good.
So this can be a tweet 20 plus three on all of you.
Let's see what we roll here.
Oh geez.
All right.
He sucks.
That's a fail against all of you.
That's crazy.
This guy's sad.
I'm so glad you speak.
The blast shoots at all sides and you watch as the spirit guardian, the one that implored
you to find your heroic selves when you arrived, almost like jumps in the middle and uses
the last of his spirit energy to cover and shield you all from the blast.
He watches the bearded smile of this ancient hero kind of wink at you all as he contains
the outward magical danger and then is torn asunder, getting his last action to keep you
safe.
It's just like Tim.
I hear him.
Bye.
I'm going to spend another fear to activate the director.
She is going to go ahead and mark a stress to cause a target within Mealy to make an instinct
reaction roll.
She's going to focus on you, Booby.
I need you to make an instinct roll for me.
Oh, why is it always me?
Okay.
That's a failure.
Uh, you don't, I don't get any fear because it's a reaction roll.
However, you watch and she goes, now you, let's have a conversation.
reaches over and seems to stab you. You go to try and deflect, but she kind of juks, ducks
beneath and spins around and grabs you around the throat, and you both watch as she and Booby
vanish in a burst of shadow and disappear. Both of you appear on the entire opposite
end of the room. She teleports you both to the other side. You have to mark two
stress movie and you are vulnerable until you succeed on an action role I think
that's my thought life it is back to all of you I'm land alone with it oh god I
knew it
What should I do?
Who would like to take the turn?
What do you feel it?
Well, anyway, I'm happy to defer if anyone has anything in particular they want to do
otherwise I'm just going to burn Scourge.
I want to stab this old tag.
Now don't forget, I'll say just a reminder for those of you who have a lot of hope saved
you can do tag team roles where you spend three hope
Choose another person who wants to join you and you both can combine your moves attack spells
But they may be into one awesome team attack. Oh
That's a good one wait wait mouse
What if we somehow try to tag team with the dragon and I teach him how to do a death roll
Okay, and we teach my new friend a trick
You can certainly try.
You should teach him how to death roll.
Do it.
So, who are you trying to teach him to death roll on?
The Lich? Or the...
Actually right now, it's...
Well, I guess the dragon can move pretty fast. It's got wings.
You could try and train it on the...
on Dahlia.
Up to you. Those are your two targets.
It's the lich or dolly or any of the warrior skeletons if you want to kill
Mmm. I don't know. I mean
The old lady's pretty far, so she might not be a problem for a while. Maybe we could do the lich
Yeah, let's do a lich because I feel like it would really hurt his psyche if his old
We know you want to handle the old lady, okay
We know, we know, listen, I just think it would do the most emotional damage to this lich
to get attacked by this old friend that he did not appreciate by the way which is why
he's now my friend and he's no longer friends with the lich so I think we should just
destroy his emotions and make him feel really bad and make him hate himself and death
roll them.
Exactly.
Alrighty.
So with that, Iron Mouse, go ahead and spend three hope and describe to me how you are
training and tricking this skeletal dragon into death-rolling its own companion.
Well, I give the dragon a hug and I sing the dragon and I snuggle the dragon and it gives
drawing lots of love and I feel like the power of my love and friendship will
inspire this dragon to death roll this damage.
I love it. Kyrie, what are you contributing to this? Are you like showing it instructing?
Yeah, I'm gonna be like doing air demonstrations with like my full body
with like maneuvers and waving me my heads over and like pointing and like
doing the twirl motion in a very educational way.
Okay, since you're both guiding it to death roll and attack,
I want you both to choose an attack of your weapons
and roll to hit with both of them
and we'll take the higher of the two for both of you.
Ooh. How do I do that?
Is it just like a weapon roll?
Yeah, so like rear mace, just go ahead
and make your weapon roll.
And then I must choose your weapon roll, which is by the hammer.
Ah, damn, that's not good.
Oh.
I try to.
That's a rough go.
Sometimes love and education doesn't work.
No, we do have one re-roll.
One of you can take it.
You want me to try last one.
Um, I'll try it.
Oh, God, I'm scared.
We we usually try or should I try?
Or what?
Uh, what's your what's your plus?
Thing was my my I get plus three strength.
I get plus three instinct.
Oh, that is the same.
I think you can roll.
Are you sure?
Mm hmm.
I believe you got the dragon here in the first point.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Eighteen with hope.
So both both of you gain a hope from this and that is a success.
Need you both to roll damage and we're gonna combine the damage against oh my god. No, it's you did it
This is rough for this guy
That is
19 points of damage that is a beyond its major threshold
That's two hit points marked on the arch lich a heavy hit as you both together with your guidance and and friendly
patting and hugging upon this recently-returned skeletal dragon that is confused about where
its true alliances lie. It glances down at another somewhat dragonoid-type figure, and
in a brief moment of being coddled into a safe memory, it looks at you down on all fours,
and you both kind of get into a playful space before you dart off to the side and lead
to try and grab whatever is nearest, which is the Arch-Lich. The Arch-Lich is like,
all of you will crumble before us, we will-
He just gets grabbed and goes, death roll.
Across the floor.
Yeah, I cheer.
Taking two hit points.
Fist pump in the air.
And now Marcus, I'm going to Marcus stress on the Arch-Lich too,
for the reason that that is absurd.
And he's like, what?
This guy is stressed.
I've crossed out the mouse-fooling over the lines, and now I just have a mouse-friending
necrotic dinosaurs.
You've befriended and hugged every single creature that you've come across.
Oh my god, my dream of becoming friends with every creature.
I love it.
With that, that was a success with Hope for both of you, so the spotlight's still on your side.
Uh, Booby, would you like to go next?
I would love to be rid of this hag. I would love to go for stab.
Let's go.
Let's go have the hag.
I'll try my best, but lately my rules have been lacking.
Alright, let's give this a shot.
Come on.
Ooh!
Ooh, with Hope.
Oh, before I forget too, Archdlich does have an ability called Haunting Aura,
which is whenever a PC successfully attacks and damages him,
he gains a fear, and since two of you did so, I do gain two fear from you attacking the Lich.
But bringing us back to Booby, that is a phenomenal success with Hope,
so take a Hope on that and go ahead and roll damage against...
Okay.
First of all, I hired you technically.
Oh, buddy!
It's still a hip-point though, it's still a minor wound, so as you move by and stab you
watch her like suddenly reach down and grab your wrist and you still like dig in about
an inch or two and we're like, foolish boy, I've been around long enough to know that
we will succeed if I die here, he'll bring me back and we'll still take this place
is our own pushes your blade back away but that is still a test with hope which
brings it back to AI candy it's still your spotlight I point to myself a what
I missed it do it really anything that's all very helpful okay um okay uh I how
damaged is the rib cage on the rib cage on the lich yeah not very damaged like
He's taking some hits, but he's still looking pretty solid and no one's focused on the ribcage, so...
I was gonna try some sexy stuff and try and like magic hand, just like use the hand and kind of like spawn it like
Inside his chest and start trying to like pry it out, but I don't know if that's gonna work
So I feel like that's... it's size and strength, but I'm not very strong
I don't know if that would like...
Certainly try
Yeah, okay, um...
It would be very... it would be a very difficult role
Okay, I'm just gonna burn some stuff. I think that's really what I'm about. I'm gonna just
trot down the stairs. Um, the- how- oh, well, melee. I guess I'll go heal. Nope. Okay. I'm
just gonna kill Mr. Dragon. I guess I'll just, uh, sneak on around through the fog,
and then just- just tell him I don't feel bad about it, so I'm gonna wildflame again.
It's like that only thing I can do I can make more fog
Well crimes it is
I'm gonna
Like I know I haven't been doing it, but I get like a plus one hope or stress when I roll a one
I just added that to my correct thing. Yeah
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, you guys.
Guys.
All righty, so with that, that is a 14.
Do we have any pluses here?
Unfortunately, we do not have any additional pluses.
That is a failure with fear.
I'm sorry.
Does that put the fear back in my glass?
I'll accept the Blast, because I think that it's nice.
You go ahead and try to release the spell and the blast of Furious Arcana from the Archdilages.
He's like, enough!
As he throws his hands out and this magical blast kind of just kind of catches the weave of your spell
and unravels it before you can finish it.
More or less like, it gets away from you and fails to apparate in this space.
And as you kind of look at your fingers and look to where you are as you step into the
center there, the arch-litch kind of spins around angrily.
I'm counting down, it counts down as the battle continues with the arch-litch that you might
find out what that is.
But he's going to go ahead and take his, yeah, he's going to go ahead and take a
Shadow Blast once again against everyone in that space.
I'm going to spend a fear on his activation.
Making an attack against all PCs within rank which is everybody except for booby
Come on, let's roll a little better here for me
That's a that's a crit
Well the good news is this isn't damaging any of you in the classic way
more or less
He goes ahead and releases that Shadow Blast once more. It deals 1d4 stress
Which I will make at a crit 4 stress plus 1d4
Okay, that is eight so that's eight stress
damage
to
I'm going to say this is going to be against Iron Mouse, AI Candy, and Kyrie, or if your
stress goes beyond your maximum amount, you take a hit point.
Not for each, just a single attack just does one hit point onto that, so you'd be maxed,
stress, and then you would take one hit point.
Oh, I did not like that yeah
Yeah, so people are looking a little rough here.
Is anyone else super stressed just suddenly?
Yeah, I don't know what to fail at spells about handling the lost wealth.
I couldn't possibly be stressed with this hangover here.
the blast creams outward too. You feel it tear through your body, through your spirit, and it
pushes you all out to far range. Everyone but Booby, you are then moved out to the far ends of
the chamber, up to far range, up against the wall, slammed against it as the lich angrily begins to
slowly build his vengeance upon all of you. I will spend another fear. Activate him a second
time because he has relentless tears which allows me to activate him twice on a GM turn.
Lich now sees you all thrown about and is going to look over at, let's say, Mouse, who
who has been writing and corrupting his dragon companion and goes,
No, I will not allow you to enjoy tearing from me, my forgotten companions.
And he is going to cast a necrotic, just a classic necrotic blast, straight direct attack at you across the room at far range.
Let's see if this hits.
That's a success. 17 to hit. This is a 2-12. It's 4 magic damage against you as he releases
with this cackle. This darkened, almost void-like beam, this straight little thin, extending,
instant blast that hits your chest. It fills up and you feel like a part of your spirit
is threatened to be torn from the very inside of your essence. Okay, 15 points of magic. That
puts you, that is a major, mark two hit points or spend your last armor slot to bring it
to one. I'll spend my last armor slot, my bones.
All right. I will then spend a fear to activate the Dragon Skeleton that is going to turn around
and make a bite and claws attack against. It'll move, it'll fly up, let's say here,
because it's not going to attack my own mouse. It's going to shift and move over to AI candy.
is going to swoop in, jump with the air and then glide across the chamber with the iron
mouse on its back still and it's going to go ahead and attempt to strike it in with its
might and plauds.
My friend, don't do it please! It's candy!
Seven. Does the seven hit your... No, it does not.
Describe to me how you see this massive skeletal dragon rush towards you and you
avoid it's assault I I believe that the dragon thinks that my fear response is
going to be to try to scrabble away or dodge so it kind of overcorrects chasing
me but I'm just planking laying there completely still like just it just a
cylinder of a person so it doesn't really know it kind of skims because it
thinks I'm gonna be like I don't know but I'm just I'm just I shut down I'm
I'm stressed, I'm stressed, KD.
I'm stressed out, that's me right now.
Actually it's a valid point.
I will say, you are all stressed out,
which is a good reminder, it does have advantage on it.
So I do get to roll twice.
Oh.
I'll cup it.
I did remember that you are all vulnerable
because you're fully stressed out.
Let's see what this roll is.
I have to take it.
I can take it, Dragon.
Here we go.
So you have this moment where you think
you can manage to avoid it.
However, as you open your eyes in this reality,
it of course corrects and comes slamming down on top of you.
Problem with being fully stressed out in this game.
As it impacts you, it's claws like,
gsh, gsh, lift you up in the air,
and as you spin, it's jaws, gsh.
I down on you as you're being flung like a rag doll.
You take me.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
10 points of physical damage, which is a major damage, so you take two hit points or spend
an armor slot to reduce it by one.
You're going to spend a slot to reduce it by one, and then I'm going to take one hit.
And, uh, yeah, I'm happy with how this has turned out.
I think it's important to honor the mechanics.
Absolutely. That concludes my spotlight. It's back to you all. I would like to go.
While it is directly on top of me, I want to burn it with my hands.
What?!
Let's go! Let's go!
I've tried to kill my life.
You're right.
It's a talk of- it's- it's on me, man. Good me.
I'm sorry.
Well, that's a success though, that definitely hits, go ahead and roll damage on the dragon
skeleton.
Well, I'm having a slap fight with the dragon.
Yeah, you go ahead and unleash the scout of flame as it tears past.
It's very much like how the Land Shark and the Triceratops earlier, it's very similar,
just a little different scale as you're both just trading blows.
You unleash this pour into fire, it burns across its bones, it kind of withdraws, it
does take a hit point damage, and with the fear it's going to go ahead and return
the favor.
I'm going to go ahead and spotlight the Dragon Skeleton as this Pseudo-Kaiju battle
is returning.
It does have advantage on the roll because you are stressed out.
That's a six and a 14, I believe does hit you, correct?
It does.
It's going to go ahead and bite and claw you a second time for 20 points of physical
damage.
Oh my god.
I'm dead.
That is going to be beyond your Severe Damage Special that is three hit points.
You can spend an armor to reduce it to two if you want.
I will.
Oh boy, so with you dropping the zero hit points AI candy the dragon claws you heavily on one side
and claws you a second time and throws you against the wall you feel the energy begin to
face your body your limbs begin to go numb decide now for me do you want to avoid death and face
the consequences go unconscious until somebody heals you you could risk it all by rolling
your duality dice and pray that your hope is higher or you will die of eras or you
could blaze of glory and get an instantaneous critical success and then die thereof.
How much longer, how much longer, how much longer are we playing for?
No, um, man, I could just go unconscious.
I think I'll just go unconscious because I have something that I could do which would
be really dramatic and really cool but then I'm going to be really quietly sitting
you're a backstabbing for the rest of the game.
Absolutely. So go ahead and just roll a d12 for me if you don't mind.
Sure.
Oh.
Okay. So you do not take any scar. You just remain unconscious. Those who don't know,
when you take that maneuver, if you roll a d12, your hope die, and if it's equal to
or lower than your level, you permanently cross out a hope slot as a scar.
You can gain those as you progress through your campaign over time to make more scars and reduce your maximum hope
I'd like to know it for flavor. It's it's all just like black oil. There's no blood
It's just like a limp like a mannequin almost
in the mouth of the dragon
Oh dear
Amazing. You all watch as Gakhandi's plank form is shaken back and forth like a dog with
a new toy by this dragon before black splatters scatter across the nearby walls. Eventually
it opens its jaws and her motionless body kind of crumples to the ground.
No!
This is your fault.
Outlight comes back to you all.
Whose fault?
What do you do?
My...
What?
Hehehe.
Do you mind if I keep stabbing this old hag?
No, you're stabbing her.
Alright, let me destroy this old hag once and for all.
I want to stab her again.
Let's go.
Alright, come on. I roll.
Come on.
Oh, a crit!
That's a crit!
That's a crit!
Yay!
Let's go!
Alright, so go ahead and gain a hope, clear your stress, and take the maximum damage of
your attack, which would be 17, so add 17 plus a dice roll of damage.
Let's get another coin, eh?
Nine!
Whoo! That is a severe wound that's three hit points. That is enough to finish her off, Louis.
How do you want to finish off this entity?
This entire time I've been holding onto this hag and not letting go, even whilst I've been vulnerable and taking hits.
And finally I managed to get the strength to just jam the dagger straight into her.
And as I do the blood gushes out, but I don't stop I keep pushing the dagger in to get the critical strike that I need
and then hopefully afterwards it's done.
She looks into you like that the blood kind of gouting out of this wound around your hand you could feel like the sickling
warmth of her life force spilling out of her she can if I grabs you by the collar and pulls you and it says
he'll bring me back. This is just the first step. This is just the first little...
And she just collapses out of your grip, lifeless to the ground. Done.
Cross her out.
Awesome. Now with that, it's still your spotlight. Who else wants to go?
I would like to uh in in preparation of defense I would like to conjure up a swarm
yeah let's go worried about myself
um so you're doing the armored beetles armored beetles with the fireflies
well I have a question about the fireflies are would the fireflies also protect me or is it
Would it be more for like, um, attacking?
The Fireflies is for attacking. The Armored Beatles are for defending you.
I kinda wanna defend myself first and then maybe conjure Fireflies later.
Let's go. All you have to do is mark a stress. You can spend...
And so what you can do is use mark a stress and the Beatles, you don't have to roll for it.
The Beatles just begin to swarm around you.
Hundreds and hundreds of little scarab-like, uh, pearlescent blue and purple Beatles begin to spin
spin around Iron Mouse, kind of keeping a cloud of protection around her. And you can
reduce the severity of future damage by one threshold on top of armor if you want to,
and you can spend a hope to keep them up. But that's not a roll, so you conjure the
beetles and you can continue your spotlight with another action if you'd like.
Perfect. I would like to firefly the asshole.
The Lich?
Yes.
Let's go.
Now as we're at the close range, so you are on the back of this dragon, the dragon has
moved over to that area.
I'll say you could coax the dragon to try and move a little closer to the Lich to get
within close range of him, since he is still kind of in the middle of the chamber.
Okay.
I would like to persuade the dragon to move and be like, you know, you work kind
of an asshole because you bit my friend and you weren't very nice. Can you please give me a
favor and get closer to this, you know, stinky guy please? Go ahead and make a persuasion roll for
me if you don't mind. A persuasion roll? Or persuasion would be the, sorry, presents. That's no fun.
Oh my god.
Talk about coming in, but the end of this.
So with that, you gain another hope.
You get to clear a stress, which means you're no longer vulnerable, which is amazing.
And indeed, a dragon like shoots up, looks over at its old friend, who is currently
like looking a bit weathered and damaged, and looks back at you, your vibrant devilish
face, your exciting demeanor, hammer on your back, and a drive for adventure.
You pat the side of its bones, bones that even in life were never quite cuddled, were never
given a proper heading, and in this moment, maybe, it kinda wants to let to see who the
true master could be. As the dragon begins to walk back towards the lich to get you within
range. Go ahead and roll your fireflies against that lich.
Fireflies! Come on, please.
Oh! That's a success! With fear. That's a success. So go ahead and roll damage on
those fireflies.
Fantastic 11 points damage that goes ahead and Mark's hit point on the arch lich arch
lich is starting to show some wear and tear like the outside his bones are starting to
crack a little you see like flickers of energy within it it's like how dare you turn it against
me and with a roll with fear that brings it back to my spotlight I'm gonna go ahead
and have him mark a stress to do dance of death, the spotlight, another 1d4 enemy, the
corpses of the previous heroes that have been standing there have been kind of waiting for
a command, and now four of them, it's to activate at once. All of them turn and rush
towards you, mouse, trying to climb up the skeleton to get to you as you're the one
who's now drawn his closest ally that still lives, unlives, away from him.
So with that, each of these skeleton warriors is going to go ahead and make a strike at
you.
Uh-oh.
The first one is going to be a success.
Second one is going to be a success.
Oh my god.
The other one is going to be a success.
Oh no.
Oh my god, thank you.
And the fourth one is going to be a success.
I don't think it's a leader so with that each of them can at you the first one is
gonna hit you for six points of physical you do so the first one comes to you for
six points of physical damage you can spend an armor slot to reduce it to
nothing but I think you're full on armor so you can you can spend a hope to
reduce it to nothing. So you reduce it to nothing and you spend the hope to keep
the Beatles up. The next one rolls for damage. It's a 7. That's still below your
minor threshold. You can use the Beatles to scatter it away to no damage and then
spend a hope to keep them up. The next roll is gonna be six damage. Still a
minor hit point wound you can the Beatles scatter it away you could spend a
hope to keep them up. I'll do it again. That is your last hope to spend fourth and
final damage roll as the risen warrior struck at you with seven damage that is
one hit point the Beatles vanish. But they prevent you from taking any damage
You are still standing with one amontic point left
Oh my gosh
I'm gonna go ahead and spend a fear
To activate the Archslitch Xenocros for his second relentless strike. He sees the Warriors failing. It's like
I'll do it myself
and he's going to go ahead and roll his necrotic blast at you.
Or 12.
I don't know.
Your evasion is 11 because we still have, here's what I'll say, we still have two plus
ones to add to your next roll.
You're gonna have to keep those for your role or allow you to spend those to reduce his role by two
Which would miss but you have no further bonuses for your future roles. What do you want to do?
Oh man, that's a tough choice
Honestly, I kind of want to do it now because I feel like why not just use it now why wait just do it
Let's go
So with that, I'll use those last two points. At this point, all of the
Granted charity donation given benefits have been expended and it's just enough to prevent this blast from striking Ironmouse and
Taking her to her deathmove set. With that, the blast just fairly goes wide off of the side striking some of the nearby stone.
It breaks the impact and bits of it fall, the room itself quakes.
And the spotlight returns back to all of you. What do you do?
can I attack? I'd love to rush the lich and activate Unstoppable with my Mace attack and
just try to just go like hack at him as much as I can because I feel like he might be just
almost done.
Incredible, so you go ahead and like feel that surge of necessary strength to deal within
you with that you begin to charge forward like the juggernaut himself rushing
towards the lich who like looks back from his mistrike against your friend
Iron Mouths. He goes, cuss piece out. It looks like a bit of fear as you charge
forward. Go ahead and make your attack roll. Okay, see.
Yeah!
That's a success.
So go ahead and roll damage here it comes
Seven points of damage that is still beneath the minor threshold, but it does mark the Arch the Sanathos
He's looking pretty hurt. He's he's still hanging on
But with that fear roll it does come back to the Arch lich
The arch is joining me in the off. Yeah, he's going to actually I'm going to activate the dragon skeleton
And he goes,
Prove to me you're still useful, wretch!
And points towards you as you just charged in.
The dragon skeleton's gonna spin around and go ahead and make a random crush attack against you, Kyrie.
Oop.
A 12, a 12 unfortunately does hit you.
You take from the strike 15 points of physical damage.
Just a scratch, guys. Just a scratch.
That would be two hit points marked. You can spend an armor to reduce it by one.
Yeah. Use my armor.
And with that, I gain a fear because I made a successful attack against PC.
The Arch-Lich is going to go ahead and mark another stress to do Dance of Death one more time.
try and get these ancient warriors like
foul ancient enemies do something worthwhile
only one cool so one of them the others have been knocked off the skeleton of the
dragon one of them is still trying to climb up to try and bash at iron mouse
it's gonna go ahead and roll its attack against you and rolls a four it misses
The Arch-Lich is like, Curse you, Curse all of you!
Alright, and with that, it's going to go ahead and spend my last fear on this possible
activation to activate the Arch-Lich to do his shadow...
No, no, this is going to do his necrotic blast against you, Iron Man, because he
is so frustrated, so frustrated.
in this quiet moment here. The rest of you look as this majestic, skeletal dragon itself torn between
its past and current scenarios. The Archduchess releases a darkened blast towards your cheerful
ally on the back of this resurrected beast before a blast of shadow impacts her
in the chest no this would be 15 points of magic damage that is a major attack on
you you have an armor slot to reduce it by one but that still brings you to a
death move oh shit oh no so mouse well do you wish to fall unconscious and join an
ally you wish to do a blaze of glory and get a free crit then be gone forever or
roll the dice by risking it all and hope your hope dice is higher and return
and stronger or the fear dies.
I'm so scared.
Here, you can have a sigh.
Oh man, I'm between,
I mean to be honest, I'm between killing myself and...
Cool.
Why?
I think it's pretty cool.
There's always more to live, choose life,
I say from the grave.
Guaranteed criticism.
Dramatically, cool, like this is cool for the story,
but...
Pretty cool.
I mean, I mean, what would it be cool if like, you know, what if I like, turn into a flaming
hot demon and just like, destroy this guy?
Pretty cool.
I will say, Booby does have an ability called inspirational words, but you can clear a
hit point of an ally without having to roll anything, so you do have some mild healing.
I didn't know that I wasn't sure when I was allowed to use it.
You can use it anytime on your spotlight.
Oh. Well, I guess...
I guess I'll fall unconscious then.
And... use an armor.
Just say, don't feel like you have to take yourself out, but...
Okay, wait, if I gamble, and I fail...
Do I die anyway?
Yes.
Shit.
I think chat shouldn't decide what I do.
I think you should decide.
I love that.
Why?
No, I get the appeal of like doing something, one last really dramatic thing.
Man, I kind of want to do a dramatic thing, but I kind of also want to gamble.
But then I was like, I mean, I guess I could just like fall unconscious to you.
I'm not going to resurrect you if you fall unconscious.
What? Why not?
Well, there he has.
I want you to do something cool.
You want me to kill myself?
Or gamble. Both are cool.
I didn't gamble in this hot one, like, but no, no, no!
I know, I'm between gambling and, like, just dying.
Okay, well, that's, again, crazy as the way you phrased it that way, but...
This is yours. I just feel like if I if I gamble and I lose then I don't help anybody
But at least me dying help somebody
But it's still kind of gambling. You know what I mean?
I don't even need Christmas.
What?
Wait, this is a big decision.
I believe in you.
Believe in me?
He is close to dead.
I feel like he's like one shot right now.
uh that's true well guys i think i'm gonna kill myself let's go
couldn't you couldn't you i guess it's a guarantee what couldn't i what no i was
gonna say couldn't you gamble and then it's like but then you die the win i
getcha i getcha guaranteed crit seems good
I just wanted to live, man.
I'm ahead.
Do what you feel is appropriate.
It is your dreams.
What would the gamble be? I would have to roll a lot.
You just roll 2d12, you're hoping your fear.
You would just more or less choose your...
You can just roll your strength roll more or less, or your knowledge roll.
And then if the hope is higher, you come back and get to heal
As whatever you rolled in the hope die, if the fear is higher, you're done.
Oh my god.
Uh...
Shit. Um...
What a good question.
That was a good, uh...
I don't know.
Oh, are they polling?
Oh, that's so funny.
I mean, Chad will always want you to gamble, but it's...
Oh my god, I didn't know we were pulling. Thank you.
Hey Chat, if you want to make a donation for a re-roll, you can give her an opportunity
to re-roll. That... risk it all maneuver.
Oooh.
Just saying.
First time Chatter telling you to die.
Well thanks. Don't mind if I do, no skinny.
What are you feeling now?
Well it seems like Cat wants me to gamble.
Oh my god, what if Leon could come and save us?
just leon 10 of us
if mommy and leon can come
yeah unconscious in my hallucination
alright we've got a plus one in here
that does help
ooh
oh okay
and we gotta re-roll it
damn chaz does not want me to die
peace tat
peace tat
well also
how you feeling you wanna rescue
oh rescue why not
Everybody's, everybody's gamble, most people are choosing to gamble, so why not?
You know what, and I think Gooby would appreciate the gamble.
Go ahead and click on your strength of your knowledge, and let's pray for a high hope roll.
Oh my God, Chad, I'm so scared.
Oh, she crits.
That's, hope is higher!
Oh, it's on it!
It's on its way!
We're the four!
So, Iron Mouse, you get to clear four hit points or stress of any number of those four you want to,
and I want you to describe how you slowly, cinematically get up off the ground and return to this fray with renewed interest and will.
Oh well, I would like to completely transform into a magical girl.
Let's go.
Describe the transformation for me please.
I get up and I get filled with pink light and hearts and bubbles and I'm kind of naked
but it's just my silhouette so some people are like, oh my god she's totally naked or
is she naked?
You don't know.
But then I spin around and I do all these really cool acrobatics and my hair gets
It's really long and beautiful, and it turns into this beautiful magical girl, and I'm really really cute!
And I do a really cute pose.
Amazing. As you finish the pose, the lich looks at you.
Impossible! IMPOSSIBLE!
It just starts shouting angrily into the chamber.
That brings it back to your spotlight.
Booby, you said you had something at the ready?
Okay, Candy. I have some inspirational words for you.
Huh, such as?
You have put your faith wisely in me, and now it is time for your trust to be rewarded.
May you get one health point in return for your wisdom!
Aw, what is that noise? What? Like a black puppet?
Nice!
Oh my God!
Oh!
Smells like burning!
It's gross!
Why is it big everywhere?
Uh...
Oh God, I wish I was dead!
Oh my God!
That can be arranged too!
From over here, you know!
Let's say, Booby, looking at your sheet, you do have five hopes saved up.
So if there was any time to do a tag team.
Whoever needs help, I can assist.
needs help I can assist
yay oh my god my tip for my next cute little dress look at me
oh I want her
anybody need help
I will send him
I would I would love to help him just all I can do is burn them
I can help with that
Okay, I'm sure you could imbue a blade of fire
Yeah, I will
Back to life, okay. Okay. Uh, how far how close where am I who's who are you people where am I?
That can I move a far distance or is that?
You can't move a far distance. You have to make an agility roll to get there
All right, it's gonna only go well, but I'll get it if I'm happy to...
Oh, wow.
That's a success.
Who is fear?
Which unfortunately...
Askooch.
As you rush forward, yeah.
And...
Oh.
Over.
Over.
Okay, okay.
So you scooch in.
You rush in rapidly towards the lich, turns back at you, goes, ah, it's not how this works.
He's going to go ahead and spin back and activate to the aquatic blast, you, okay,
I can be once more.
I'm running at him.
That's a 20.
Uh-huh.
To strike you after you just rose up off the ground towards him, you roll damage on
down here. Good happens. Six points of damage, that's one hit point against you on your thresholds.
Death move again. Do you have any armor left? I do, but it would take me down to one point,
which is still like... Wait, it was in one point of damage? No, it's six damage, it's still in
your minor threshold. So I can take an armor slot and I don't die. I'm just I'm just
exactly. Okay. Oh, I feel bad. Okay. All right. So so so describe to me as you're rushing
towards him. He goes and reaches back and blasts you and it impacts you. You just keep running.
You just keep running towards him. What do you two do? I am like half ash scorched
terminated looking like skin sloughing off machinery at this point of and I just I
Amassed to be in the state that she's in I know best I've happened while I was down so I just
Will to self preservation done this guy own it's it's on
Fantastic. So you rush forward and prepare a wild flame? Yeah. And I'm gonna, that would be so lovely.
Are you going to help an ally with one hope or are you going in for a tag team for three?
I can go for a tag team with three. All right. So as you're rushing from one side,
Ruby is rushing from the other you're both kind of meeting towards the middle where the Lich still
stands as the fire begins to gather in your hands. Ruby what are you using to attack with?
Oh let's use rain of blades my favorite.
Let's go. Now because your ally is within Melee of the target you also do get your
your sneak attack of two additional d6s to this.
Oh.
Okay, lovely.
So, both of you go ahead and make your spell cast rolls for this as your tag team attack.
And you go ahead first.
Okay.
Um...
I will surely do good.
surely okay oh I have a crazy thing cuz I roll the one I get to mock a hope
which means I have three are I know that's just against an adversary I was
gonna be like that means I've got three I was trying to look at the same thing I
could do but I think there is that's all good W you do gain another hope which
is good. But that is still a success though with fear. Both of you rush in, roll damage
for your attacks. So roll your wild flame damage and then Booby go ahead and roll your
Rain of Blades plus 2D6.
11.
15, 20.
Okay. Fun 2D.
add your rolls, your 2D, or I can, if you want to go ahead and roll 2D6 on top of that for your sneak attack.
Oh yeah, 2D6.
Seven.
That is 27 points of damage combined.
Damn.
That is a severe wound on the Archlich who only had three hit points left.
That deals three hit points to him. How did the two of you want to do this?
I just like I don't even know if I can imitate the kind of voice it would be but it would just be like
Don't touch her and then I just like fucking okay. I'm on him
But like in much cooler a voice acted voice thing. I'm too I'm too jazzed right now. I'm too excited
but like
You're saying I got you I say like
Yeah, because like I just
Thank you
Don't touch her, I say. At maximum stress, I don't have torn moderation.
That's how bad I am.
He said it best.
So as you scream and rush, if the fire gathers in your hands
and as you dart up right into the lichespace, you just unleash this
inferno of emotion, fury and protective sorrow
for your friends to keep them from crossing the threshold that it's not
There time Ruby as you rush the other side described to me how you use your rain of blades with her wild flame
To finish this lich I noticed as I see the fire
Curdling the skin slowly that my blade might just be able to cut through smoothly here as it has the rain of blades swoops in it
Just cleanly cuts the lich in half and just like that
and the torso slides off, and it slumps to the ground.
As it hits, you watch all the glowing green sigils in the chamber, a black crackling central
energy, the portal that has been expanding towards the Shadow Realm, suddenly at once,
shuff, dissipate, and the torso and body of the arch-litch crumbles into the shale
in dust, green dream, landing in the middle of the chamber. As you all settled, breathing heavy,
looking at each other, realizing that somehow, through luck, and what seems like some sort of
guardian spirits looking upon your adventure from beyond, many, many eyes from spaces and dimensions,
and realms far from your understanding have guided you to survival, victory.
And as you glance out, you can see the light of the sunrise slowly beginning to
lift in the distance. As morning comes, you hear the impact of distant doors. As
guards and protectors of the city begin to break in, the exterior dome of
chains itself diminished as one handsome looking orc figure of the guard rushes in
glances about all of you I'm captain Petrioladun what's transpired here this
day what has happened oh you know we almost died but it's okay now
died? really? yes. and this and points to the dead body of the director of the
museum which now lies sliced in two on the floor.
uh I'm going to use the shadows to leave now gentlemen it's been nice. what you
You can't just leave. Did you know she was evil? I bet you didn't.
Baww!
Captain goes, there will be an investigation.
We need to take you in for questioning, and I believe those who organized this event need to prepare for the day's exhibition.
Looks around the room, though they may have quite a bit to take care of, at which point one extremely gnarled-looking old
No woman steps forward and goes,
are you at not worry about that?
Part of the defenses of this museum
is we have view crystals all throughout.
It aren't known to those who are in control
of nighttime arrivals.
I have watched what you've all done
and the reveal of the insolence of this director
I've had my eye on for quite some time.
It spits on our corpse.
My name is Deryon Ingebuk. I am the co-owner of this museum. I'm impressed by the work
you've all done, all three of you? I'm glad to see the shadow where Boopie is like a
cow to vanish. Oh! Praise? I'll stay.
But there is much to discuss I am. Quite impressed with your gusto. More so than
Most of the other hires that come through here, and honestly, I may have some more prominent
positions for you to hold here at the Museum and beyond, for there is much, much stranger
things going on beyond just the fair.
Come, I'll bring you to tea, let us swap stories.
She puts her arms around you and begins to guide you outside.
The sunrise light splashes upon your face, and you have a moment to reflect together
is a troop of full remaining friends before you're swept away into the rest of the day's chaos.
Can I stomp a heel on that crystal before I leave?
Yes, you may. As two of the guards begin to reach for it, you crush it with your
boot and it shatters into hundreds of pieces. One of the guardians goes,
hey, that's evidence! I've pointed him and I say you have your evidence in the cameras,
You get me a medical bed, or you're gonna be in one.
I cough up more blood.
Right.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
He looks at his, it looks to be a superior who kind of gives him a nod and puts his hand down.
And it's like,
what, what oh?
And just kind of goes about the rest of the work cleaning up the space.
Thank you very much.
What am I gonna do with my new pet?
Do I get to keep him?
And he's gone.
Is the dragon still around?
The giant dragon skeleton.
You look back and the dragon skeleton itself, it's magic starting to fade.
Now that the liches vanish, but it kind of crumples to the ground.
You watch as parts of its wing bones begin to crumble, but for the moment it's still here.
It's kind of vacant sockets.
The green flame flickers with almost what you see to be fear and concern as it looks towards you, Iron Mouse.
I want to give it one last hug and one last pet before it goes away.
It takes its large, horned crest and rests it against your shoulders and slightly gurgles a
cuddling coup towards you once more.
Awe, may keep one of its bones.
You very well can, as it slowly collapses into a pile. It exhales what you can only interpret as
relief.
Awe, I'm going to keep this bone, and take a bone.
And I like just take a little chain, so I'm like a necklace.
Absolutely.
You take bits and flickered pieces of the bones and craft it into whatever necklace you want.
I crack off a piece of my arm that's already kind of messed up.
What the?
It's my burn, but enjoy the heat burns.
Thank you.
My head's shaking.
I'm going, come on.
My favorite bone necklace.
I'll wear it forever until the day I die.
No.
No, don't!
Piety, Booby, you gather up behind the two of them, both battered and worn.
You both kind of look at each other as you begin to exit the museum.
We did it, guys!
Woo!
Are we still gonna get paid?
Oh.
We gotta get paid over time.
You ask to yourself as you begin to walk in the wake of the museum co-owner towards tea and stories,
the vibrant oranges and bright lights of the morning rise, the city awakening safer,
unknowing of the danger that you just managed to convey. And with that,
we close our story here of One Night in Daggerheart. Thank you all so much for playing
him being a part of this. Thank you all so much for watching us, for donating and helping
us support the Make-A-Wish Foundation, all the amazing people that make these things
happen. A major thank you to Tim Downey, who had to unfortunately sacrifice himself to
keep everyone safe, but also go to bed because he's in England and it's a lot going on
there. A massive thanks to Akari, who's a wonderful alumni of Make-A-Wish, or safe
Aslam who is an alumni for myself to make a wish who provided wonderful videos and
Interstitiary moments of NPC glory in the midst of our story
I've had so much fun with this and I'm so happy and proud to have been a part of this with all of you
Thank you all for inviting me to be your GM tonight. Oh, no, thank you so much for inviting us. Thank you
Wonderful
You're down for a while.
Thank you for not killing me.
I tried.
Now this has been so much fun, y'all.
Really, really appreciate everyone for just being a part of this.
Once again, thank you for everybody who donated
or being part of the auctions for helping make this story happen.
This could have gone a very different way, I don't think,
if many of you had contributed to help push this story forward for everybody
and make this endeavor special.
Um, it's been an honor and yeah, until next time, y'all.
Until next time.
Thank you so much.
So thank you, thank you, Jenna, for helping us.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Thanks so much.
Yes!
Thank you, Matt.
Thank you.
Hello, chat, it's just you and I for the rest of the night and you know what that means.
It's time for all of the thank you's to every single donator this evening.
You have until, probably, let's say, you'll still be able to donate overnight, but you
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The raffle still has a ton of good stuff, so get in there.
Okay, here we go.
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Shit, marked another one fucking wrong.
Let's go back in there.
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Says, thank you all for helping bring hope to so many.
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But he came in clutch there at the end, you know?
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an iron mouse is an angel for championing championing it
that's right coliope
i i i coliope lemon uh... on your side
uh... okay cut hurley one six three
five bucks thank you
zed said thanks for the five dollar donors and congrats to the group and
for having such a fun time with matt
and thanks to make a wish for being a great foundation
make a wish pretty dope
whole show happened because of them
i mean everybody involved but like specifically uh... okay
but louis thanks for the ten
frisk is a gender thank you for uh... maybe it's a gender frisk is a gender
uh... thank you for the sixty bucks saying mark mercer is really killing
this one shot
uh... kiera
k kira kira probably kira
Kira, thanks for the 10 bucks saying much love to everyone who put this together to raise
money for such a great charity.
You're doing great things.
That includes all of you.
Everybody watching.
Map Animates, thank you for the 20 bucks.
Rope Wash, thanks for the 25.
Little Dash Dream, I guess it's a hyphen.
Thank you for the 25 bucks, Little Dream.
Let's refresh.
Okay, anonymous, anonymous.
blister blister twister again thanks for the twenty five
saying active in there that we have an anonymous donors saying i appreciate this
cause and matt
an iron mouse and cast for organizing this fun game
well thank you whoever you are
rey era thanks for the five dollar donation
leiser good twelve thank you for the ten bucks and i'm doing my part
yes you are leiser thank you
skelly fifty eight just came in with a ten dollar donors saying you are all
awesome
no you
uh... the stew eighty eight extra the ten bucks and amazing collab we need
lora bailey to play along next time please heart
we just do things for them
uh... snarfle bargain for the full bargain said
don't have twenty five bucks thank you
well that is a big twenty gifted subs that's not in my feed but i see it in
the chat thank you i'm frail
i'm frail with the twenty gifted way to go hell yeah
Big Poggers, Big W's.
Kevlar Kidd, thanks for the five bucks.
See, I love the charity donation happening right now.
He's like, you know who needs subs?
Chat.
OK, Tokidoki.
Tokidoki Donut, thanks for the $15.
Every time I read the word Donut now,
I think of Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Kevan Kevan thanks for the 50 bucks saying this is the best campaign ever I
Agree Kevan
Akatosh 23
Thank you for the $10 saying don't have much left before payday, but here's what I can give anything for the kids. Thank you Akatosh
Rubol dongle for 15 bucks as author a bit of change in here. Thanks, Rubol
Snarfle bargain with another 25 bucks a couple hours ago
go ride you thank you for the 30 saying today is the day when dreams are dreamt
where inspiration from hearts are sent thanks for adieu
Skelling 58 again for 25 bucks and thank you for all that you do grouse grouse
thanks for the $160 oh yeah that's a rolling there you know grouse I hope you
to win the old school RuneScape keyboard.
And you know what, you know, I think
we've had a few extra no-nos coming in just now.
I wanna give you guys some of the inside scoop
of what's going on behind the scenes.
I'm gonna tell you where the best place,
if you're still getting in those $5 raffles is.
Let me open up this tab.
Let's open up this tab.
Dashboard.
In here.
We've got a note, that's the wrong page, there we are, here, we'll go into rewards, okay,
let's take a look.
Okay, do you want a really good chance at winning something?
Do you want a really good chance at winning something?
You can get your raffle in right now for the Star Forge wall art of your choice.
You can get in a raffle ticket for one of the Star Forge desk mats of your choice.
You could get in on the Dagger Heart Core Set because there are 10 of them, the standard
edition.
There's 10 of them available.
You've got pretty good odds there if you're getting some raffle tickets right now.
Just giving you guys some of the inside scoop if you've still got a 5 or available to
get into one of the raffles.
Hipnose for the $25 says, for the Gamba and for the kids, thank you, Hipnose.
Tracy MC2 thanks for the 25 saying to a great cause.
Hell yeah, Tracy.
Kays, thanks for the $55.
Kowy, thank you for the $55.
That's crazy that there were two 55s in a row.
I must have read one wrong.
I'm hallucinating.
Celo, thank you for the $10 donation.
Jaden, thank you for the 15.
Phoenix, 66, six.
That's gotta be 666, right?
I mean, gotta be, way to go Phoenix.
from the ashes says, this has been an awesome show
and for an even more awesome cause.
I have a cousin who received a wish
so I've seen its impact firsthand, thanks all.
Yeah, it is a really cool charity and very impactful.
Sleepy peepy, 230.
Thanks for the $10.
Belfazar 90, thank you for the 50 bucks.
Melfas Bubba, thank you for the $10.
PM PM Zenos
Probably PM Zenos. Thank you for the $10
Valleous evil. Thank you for the 15
Golden thank you for the $10 don't know saying let's go mousy heart heart. Yeah. Yeah boob a chat. That is right
It was they got me
Opulent misery. Thank you for your $25 donation and for saying less than three hearts for you opulent
Escaping nowhere. Thank you for the $10 donation saying love you all
This is such a great cause that you're helping. Don't let Mercer TPK you
Guided hands. Thank you for the $10 donation. Wow, I'm freled. I'm freled coming in here
Not only donating all the subs to chat big ups to you. I'm freled, but also
So just donate in $100, so thank you.
Thank you very much.
Didn't even select an incentive.
Doesn't want to hurt anybody else's chances.
That's huge.
Thank you, I'm thrilled.
Okay.
Let's double-check.
Oh, man.
Wow.
Okay, it wasn't loading.
I thought I made it to the end.
We've got a while to go.
Narik, thank you for the $100 donation.
Fangle's Ghost, thank you for the $25.
We had an anonymous $40 donation.
I assume at the time of a certain goblin's passing saying ripped him
oh seven for sure oh seven to uh...
miss list eighty seven thank you for the ten dollars in great job guys keep on
doing amazing things with those big hearts
you have love from mississippi thanks miss list
ugly the human thank you for the twenty five twenty dollars uh... dead list
eleven thirty four thanks for the fifty
skeeble dork thanks for the ten dollars
unknown asian thanks for the 25 rdw coming in huge very participating in a big way in
every way says uh donate $325 and says hope hope hope you know kind of a small price for hope
yeah uh misty kate thank you for the $15 says glad to donate thank you all for putting this
together less than three. Oh, Tarot of the Pumpkin Queen, thank you for your
dono. Appreciate you coming in clutch here at the end. Isak, Isak, thanks for the
ten bucks saying always willing to support a good cause. Oh, we have another
dono from Voidstar coming in saying thank you for all you do. We have some
anonymous donos coming in. Let's fucking go. Okay, Obsidian Fenris, thank
you for the $15. Ika Ritt. Ika Ritt, thank you for the five bucks. Fedriff, thank you
for the 25. Killer Storm, thank you so much for the $100 donation. The real Ghostbuster,
thanks for the 150. Kong, Ohio, thank you for the $25. We have another anonymous 10-seat
people getting in there on these raffles, although no one can avoid entering the old
school runescape keyboard raffle that's like see a lot although it might be
unfairly raising it for me we have an anonymous 150 gave us a plus one thank you
you get an assist for keeping the party alive
Javier thanks for the 10 bucks Machu Machu comma VT Guardian thanks to the 10 bucks
atlas 3 thank you for the 15 soul 713 thanks to the 40 Harune
Sumire, I think. Thank you for the $15. Ikerit, thanks for the five bucks. Oh, Epic,
5-4-3-2-1 coming in here at the last moment with another five, or thank you,
Epic. Impure Rose, thanks for the 50. Smashy Phone, thanks for the 21, saying
keep up the great work. You keep up the great work, Smashy Phone. Axis
Shepard, thank you for the 70. Yeah, tons of support today, Agathon. You are
right. What a good day. Rex Flexington, thank you for the 50. Confused Josie, thanks for
the 25, saying good luck. Hootie and the Clownfish for the 150 with another plus one, saying
Stan, fast brave adventurers. For Margaret, I can't believe how successful Iron Moth
was at writing dragons of all creeds and sizes. What a pro. Archer Axl, thank you for the $10
donation saying it's not a lot, but I'm happy that I can donate to a great cause. The Sentinel
Wolf coming in clutch with another fiver right now saying thank you, Moussey and the team,
love you guys. Thank you so much. Hell yeah, Val, pump those raffles, get in there.
A wolf said, let me guys, okay, great.
Tiki time, 26.
Thank you for your $30 donut saying,
shout out to everyone supporting in full.
So glad to support when I can.
Bunlin, thank you for the 10 bucks.
And thank you for being so inspiring
and sharing your kindness with the world.
Heart.
Mad Running Wolf.
Whoa, this just happened right now.
Thank you, Mad Running Wolf, for your $120 donation.
Saying love to support my Oshi and her friends.
Good work, y'all.
Thanks, Mad Running Wolf.
Dragon Lord Silvers.
You know it's going to make this easier to live with water.
Pardon me, Chad.
What's that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was just getting some water.
All good.
Dragon Lord Silvers says, thank you for everything you do.
This is cool.
I get to watch all these wonderful people and help
kids get their wishes.
Hell yeah.
dragon lord silvers I can't imagine a better way to spend a Tuesday evening
project zero thank you for the $10 donation saying this one is for Akari
reany best wishes project zero thank you project zero best wishes comma
project zero that makes sense yeah go check out Akari reany if you having yet
A-K-A-R-I-R-I-N-I.
Wish alumni here on the Iron Mouse, on Team Iron Mouse.
Bad luck, Charm, thank you for the $15.
Gin the human, thanks for the 25.
Does this place have a first edition copy of Tusklove?
Question, thanks, thanks, kid.
Pat, Panta, Panta Lyman, 91.
Thank you very much for your $25 donation.
Donna, thanks for the 30.
juliana thank you for the two of six ninety one
k and thanks for the fifteen bucks
uh... ninja man thank you for the forty saying was in the children's hospital as
a kid saw how illnesses impact families
fortunate to be healthy now
so passing on some energy for those who need it
thank you ninja man
some more anonymous fibers coming in for some people getting in on those
raffles are
uh... dragonborn silvers we've read
anti anti azure that holy shit anti-azure thank you for the seven
hundred dollar donation gave us a re-roll earlier
saying everything you do is inspiring
and i love winding down from a day of work listening to your streams
thanks anti-azure
that's really nice
uh... the primordial star thank you for the twenty five
Ackerman, thanks for the 10, saying less than 3.
Madman Omega, Madman Omega donated 20 bucks and says,
wishing I could do more for such a great cause.
Anything is great, dude, like, thank you.
The, OK, Mike, Mr. Hawk, thank you for the $5.
Nion, thanks for the 15, says, and the prayer offered
in faith will make the sick person well. The Lord will raise them up. If they have sinned,
they will be forgiven. James 5.15, you know, I think that that is just the perfect Bible
verse for Satan's channel. Thank you so much, Neon, for the $15.
Padawik, thanks for the 50 bucks. As it is my birthday and my family and friends have
given me so much love today. I would love to send some love to you guys, so take
this less than three. Thanks, Padawik. Argent Pawn, thanks for the 40 bucks,
saying, thank you for organizing these amazing charity events. You
guys are awesome. And Argent Pawn is doing this right, literally picked all
the raffles. Good luck, Argent Pawn. Beauty Suites, thank you for the $5.
Webby 5000 coming in right now for the 15. Thank you, Webby.
Ken Field Clan, thank you for the $300 saying everyone needs a little hope, even the kids you guys will help.
For Matt, keep up the good work. For the players, good luck.
They needed it. You selected a new hope. I think they used 100% of their resources, so truly all of these incentive donations like made the difference.
How funny would it have been if they made it to the final room and got cooked?
I was hoping we were going to hit 35 and he was just going to crank up the heat a bit.
Shy Anonymous, thank you for the $5 donation.
Nylanda Mia, thank you for the $10 saying what a goaded group of people involved tonight.
Let's go, less than three.
Dell Rowland, thank you for the $300 saying get her done, croc.
Also got the reward of a new hope.
Thanks, Dell Rowland.
that I think the death roll was really freaking cool.
Also, you know, other favorite moment of mine,
probably finding out that Booby is so good
at taking care of those spheres that they heat up
and sometimes explode.
That was a good learning today.
Electric Drakonis, thank you for the $25.
Saying awesome event as always,
long live and God bless the party chat and Matt Mercer.
Yes, that's right, chat, Booby is
not only the king of hell, but also the king of massaging spheres.
Slyzard 98, thank you for the $5.
Acus 1, thank you for the $5 saying,
to make a wishes come true.
Hell yeah, Acus.
Emmet for the 150 says, great thing to do.
Glad I can be a part of it and help where I can.
Proud of mouse, booby, and everyone else who's a part.
Keep up the good work.
Heck yeah.
Give us a plus one.
You get an assist.
Garagas, thanks for the 50.
Donut 2026, thanks for the 25.
Zarin too, thank you for the 20.
That's correct, JMR 89.
I'm not gonna repeat it, but that's correct.
Zarin too, thanks for the 25 saying,
thank you for all, thank you all.
That's everybody here.
That's us, that's chat, that's the talent.
Thank you all for supporting a good cause
and being a force of strength for those in need.
Thanks, Aaron, too.
Milena, you have plagued a lot of people.
But thank you for the $10 donation,
saying amazing stream filled with amazing people.
Thanks, Milena.
Lucian Wolfswift, thank you for the $5 donation,
saying happy to help the cause.
Also, donate plasma.
Another anonymous 25, thank you.
The Wizard Von Doom, thank you for the $50, good luck in your raffles.
Iron Seves, thanks for the $10, saying for a great cause to make dreams come true in
the darkest time's heart.
Thanks Iron Seves.
New Flash, thank you for the $30, Kitsune Trade, thanks for the $20, saying for hope
and wishes.
The Gatekeeper, thanks for the $150, you added a plus one there.
At the end of this we're going to go through the top 10 because we got to give them
extra props for sure. Now save point A, save. Save, thank you for the $35 donation saying
for chaos and a great cause. Best of luck everyone. Thanks, save. Cassidy526, thanks for the five,
saying make wishes. Ryan, thank you for the $25 per furio. Thank you for the $20.
Wyvernus, thank you for the 30, Eddie, thank you for the 25, saying much love guys.
Manny X, Manny X, thank you for the 20.
Crowfeeder, Crowfeeder, not Crowfeeder, Crowfeeder, thanks for the 5.
And oh, JMR8069, who would have thought, have crazy, just said hi to you in chat
and you are my, I think my final don't know, I'm gonna do one refresh,
but I think we're just about there.
out there. Crowfeeder, yes, thanks for the $5 and JMR8069. Thank you for the $50 and good luck in the raffles.
Let's see here. I'm refreshing. I'm clicking on unread. Oh, I'm so wrong. Okay, all right.
We got another $9.30. Benhorns7, thank you for the $10. Scholar, thanks for the $25.
Tordoise. Thank you for the $10. Shizari, thanks for the $50, saying making those wishes come
true one at a time. What else we got? J. Delcher, $6,683. Thanks for the $100. But wait! There's
more. Slashing Greninja. Thanks for the $5. I love the work you guys do so much and the stream
is amazing. Rumble Dongle, thank you for the for the 20 bucks says slashing
Greninja, I just read, but Kurtie Mack, thank you for the $5 says I love you
Mousy, booby can eat it. Kate, thank you for the $25 says for charity. Kate, thank
you. Cognitive Bean, thank you for the $10. Tiny Grandpa, thank you for the
$100. You're not so tiny to me, Grandpa. The real ninjas, thank you for the $35.
Mia, thanks for the 15. Flash killer, thank you for the 100. Got in on some raffles. Good luck.
A nightblade 490. Thank you for the $100 donation. Let the dice roll, was this comment,
their comment. It's nightblade 490's comment is let the dice roll. I'm not assuming anything.
We have an anonymous 460. Thank you. Let's check with those raffles. Oh wow you went in
only two raffles but did a new hope and a plus one so whoever you are you know
what are the odds it was somebody in the party trying to save their asses you
know. Leo Jagger. Thank you for the $50 donation. That's probably Jagger. Leo
Jagger. A slice of fried gold thanks for the 15. Thrill House version 2. Thank
you for I guess it's Thrill House B2. Thank you for the 15 says a good tip is to
split the party. Oh I remember you. We're getting there. We're getting there.
Ed Ann. Yeah I see you, Master Reaper. Ed Ann. Anonymous. We have an anonymous 155
early for some some plus ones. Lynn Lynn. Thanks for the $10. Beanshack.
Thanks for the 35. Kyle Dubs. Thank you for the 50. Beefy Teefy. Thanks for
The 15 yeah bladder dude to let you know what's happening. I'm just reading all the donations that came in from today's stream
If you want there's still some raffles available if you type bang donate
The link is plenty of times in the chat. You can still get in here
I'll thank you live on air right now, and you might have a chance to win something really really cool
Kyle dubs. Thanks for the 50 BFT fee. I thank you, but hey, you know what? Thanks again
Monkey Pocket, thanks for the 15, says may your roles be decent and adventure unforgettable.
Can we reach 32?
That's a great job, Toa 47, or great question, Toa 47.
Monkey Pocket, I think I read that, I'm going to do it again just in case.
Monkey Pocket, for $15 says may your roles be decent, and I definitely said that.
Thank you, Monkey Pocket.
Drac Tark, Drac Tark, thank you for the $10 saying love you all and all you do for the
community.
Spoon R, thanks for the 30.
Wow, Chem 13 free, got in for $4.50, did a new hope and a plus one.
Thank you Chem 13 freak.
I believe you're in the top 10 so you're about to get some props here in a second.
BlissfullyAwer, thanks for the $10 says thanks for doing this everyone.
You guys rock.
Yeah, Wicked Danish.
This is how I work every day.
200 Angel, thank you for the $100.
Good luck.
Yep, that's right, there's no escape.
I'm worm jamming.
I'm just worm jamming.
Random071970, thank you for the 25 bucks.
Krillay, thank you for the 10.
Jason T, thank you for the 25.
Says what an absolutely wild collision of worlds.
Bunch of my favorite people in one game? Crazy! Y'all are incredible and this is awesome.
Yeah, and have generous of them to get in there and donate some cool shit to. Like what? AICandy is going to...
Put a dedication to the person that won the auction. So cool. And you're going to work with her right now? What?
JsonC, thanks for the 25. Okay. The LabCrab, thank you for the 25. Gives us a less than 3. Hard to you.
Skeletal Weed, thank you for the 15, goaded people and a goaded cause.
Thanks all for hosting a lovely event and cause.
Oh yeah, Chatsworth Jamming too, let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
Hi, Sire.
Hi, Highcries.
Thanks for the 50.
Chumbo Chum Chabam, Chabam Pal.
Thanks for the 15 bucks.
And fight out!
Great to see Booby take a break from binging love on him.
That is Booby's favorite show.
Skeletal Weeb, I think?
I read this, but just in case.
Skeletal Weeb, thanks for the 15 bucks, says, goaded people and a goaded cause heart.
Thanks all for hosting a lovely event and cause.
It was better when I read it that time.
Shadow of Death 8D, thanks for the $10.
Goalie Girl Gaming, thank you for the 100.
Tom, thanks for the 25. Huzzah! Ziozio Stryker, thank you for the $25.
Says happy to donate and wish everyone everywhere the best. Thanks, Zio.
Percussion. Percussion, thank you for the $250 donation.
And how generous of you to also not give the party any incentives.
I love seeing this so much.
The bearded O, thanks for the 25 bucks.
And you guys all do such great work.
Thank you for everything you do.
And I know from experience, this is a good charity.
Yes, it is the bearded O.
Meat shield, thanks for the 25.
Crystal Brooke, thanks for the five.
Azur, thanks for the $20.
Yoralla, thank you for the 15.
Forrest Rain, thank you for the 25.
Swifty Nova, thank you so much.
Yes, absolutely.
I had to respond to our lovely Miss Mouse.
Swifty Nova, thank you for the $5.
Zoom 173,
Zoom 173, thank you for the $10. Love you guys. Moussey, keep up the good work. Love your music.
Candy, keep being an icon. Can't wait for your book. Crock, can't wait to see what you do next.
Thanks Zoom 173 for the $10. Kazaman, $11. Thank you for the $25 saying much love.
it's got the buns $20 let's go instead of saying um what should I say chat we
gotta think another word um Zetsume thank you for the $100 donation
saying meow meow meow um that is a grown man meowing for raria for raria for yeah
for raria beanie thank you for the $10 says my stepmom and a friend battled
and won against cancer. And my dad unfortunately passed away from brain cancer. No one should
have to suffer like this. That's right, for Ariebini. Thank you for your donation. Dark
Oblivion 17, thank you for the $15. Havoc, thank you for the $100. I'm going to need
you. Production, stop cutting onions in the talent room. Bri, Bri, thank you for the
$25. Thank you for all you do. Much love. Much love. Thanks, Bri. Cassidy H, thanks
for the 10 says you are all the best. Another anonymous. Okay, Teethling, thanks
for the 65 dotted wolf thank you for the 20 timeless hero thanks for the 15 the
TMT raider thank you for the 10 sand tabletop for a good cause love it hoping
to meet Matt again one day met him at wonder con 2018 and got him to sign my
tal dure guide ooh that's cool thanks to you raider
um... dallow dallow of six twenty six thanks for the fifteen
no dude i see a
as a twenty two i can't i'm not and this is a mess
how can i be a massive this is i must
uh... lee or lee or stuff thanks for the ten bucks
says make someone's dream come true today please donate thank you
uh... the gatekeeper donated another hundred sixty five dollars thank you
says good luck in your campaign uh... and i love your campaigns map
what a cool one shot
that was really fun
with the puzzles and things too
and walley so busy like he's uh...
there's not a busy
dude on the planet uh... okay
electric traconis thank you for your very recent donation again
uh... fifteen dollars says had to do it again for it
That's right, you picked the right faction.
Unsilent, thank you for the 10 bucks.
Honey Jacks, thank you for the 10 dollars.
Yuki Muramana, Yuki Muramana, thanks for the 15.
Little Miss Lisa, 84, thanks for the 10.
Cindy, thank you for the 30 says,
I love you guys, glad you're doing this for a great cause.
Thanks, Cindy.
Michael Drizzt, thanks for the 20 bucks.
Yeah, I thought they were gonna get stuck on the puzzle for longer to achieve of the sky. That was like really sick
It's very good at handling those spheres as a team
Kayen peppers cayenne peppers. Thank you for the $100 that just came in two minutes ago
You didn't do any incentives either. You sure you don't want to wear a raffle like thank you cayenne
Wow
Duck thank you for the $5 Lauren pastel. Thank you for the $10 says love this so much all my faves in one place
Hope Tim is now a fan of vTubers lol. I think he was happiest in this element of chaos
For sure. Thanks Lauren pastel
Hill Pop. Thanks for the 10 bucks says
I'm gonna try to read it says
Asafiyodimabshusaswarevrubah I want to make a joke, but I'm terrible at non-dark humor.
Therefore, just donate for the cause, nyah!
Oh, if we're at the nyahs, we're getting there.
Knight, thank you for the ten dollars.
Dekakshanjo, thanks for the thirty-five.
Glue, one four three.
Thank you for the ten.
One four three.
Jake, thank you for your very recent $15 bucks.
The US, United States dollars.
Saying thanks for the fun show
and you're all doing a great thing.
You are.
That's true.
Okay.
Jake, check.
Anonymous, $25 bucks, cool.
Teevin, thank you for the $25.
Says this is an amazing campaign.
Yeah, chief of the sky, meow, naw.
No, no, yeah
Keaton 25 says this amazing. It is check. Okay
Spiff spiff you less spaceman. Thank you for the hundred dollar donation from pretty close to the beginning of the show appreciate you
LeBunky getting in here close to the wire just got in another $15 donation and got in on three of these raffles. Let's go
Someone online. Thank you for the $20 donation
Hill, Billy, Bob, 14, thank you for the 10.
We got another anonymous 20 in there, getting in on some raffles.
Leon, 931, thank you for your $100 donation, saying,
Always happy to make a dono for a good cause.
Also, let's go rob my goat.
No, you're my goat, Leon. Leon, Leon, Leon, 931, you're my goat.
Okay, thank you Leon and hi-hi. Hi-hi donates $10 saying thank you all for
supporting such a wonderful cause. Okay, I think we're getting there. I think this
is the final refresh. Bro. Bro. Bro, we're still going. Okay, Danny thanks for the
100 bucks. Holy Moon 937. Thank you for the five. Trevor the moderately savage thanks for
the 35 saying for a great cause glad to donate. Danny Saur. Thank you for the $25 saying thank
you for all you guys do. This was an amazing collab, wasn't it? I really would. I wish
that all of the schedules could line up enough for like, Alison, Booby and gang to
do a regular D&D show. I think it would slap. Daggerheart also fits the crew like
way better from a storytelling perspective. Yeah, no. Wow, we got another anonymous $100.
Thank you so much. That just came in. Just about to hit that 32K. All you after-hoursers
hanging out. And Gore Azalea, I would do it. I would stay up all night reading if
you kept no name. For sure. For the children, for the chat. I'm in. Danny Soar, thanks
Thanks for the 25, wait, yeah, so it's thanks for all you do.
This was an amazing collab and then I talked about it, but I didn't check the box.
So Adelian, thanks for the 50 bucks.
Rambo-bo-bambo.
Thanks for the 50.
Oh, I guess it's Rambo-bambo.
That sounds better.
Thanks for the 50.
Alcena, thanks for the 15.
WarlordX40, thanks for the 10.
We got another anonymous hundo in there.
Way to go.
BD Tango, thank you for the 25.
Zoram24, thanks for the 15.
Elinia thanks for the 25 rose sketching. Thank you for the 10 saying iron mouth and booby have inspired me to donate to more fundraisers
Aren't they so inspiring and a little bit a little bit rage baity to each other. I'm into it
Falcon buddy. Thank you for the 35
Shepard 1395 thanks for the 150 added a plus one there
Yeah, no sleep sleep till 35k that's right ash the mage that's right
Um, Cosmica, thank you for the $25, uh, says thank you all for being a shining light in
a world full of darkness.
You're helping contribute, you're growing the light right now Cosmica.
Um, Ada and Peng, thank you for the 50, says hi Matt and Tim, this is Ada, Peng and Hannah.
We met you this weekend at level up and earlier this year at, uh, looks like Washington
State Gaming Expo, thanks for being awesome.
you Ada and Ping. Sorry he didn't get to hear it right now. Maybe somebody can
click it and get it to Ada and Ping and get it to Matt. The mug says thank you for
the hundred dollars. Oh no, mouse is falling asleep. Get up here. Fully locked in mouse.
Okay, we have another non of sense saying we love you mouse from Tien Badger.
Thank you. Pom Pom Vicky, thanks to the 150 saying happy to donate to a
great cause a huge fan of Tim and his work break a leg Tim he broke not only
did he break a leg he broke his entire existence and saved the party big ups to
Tim Tim the goblin savior
crick's this crick's this thank you for the $25 donation says let's give some
money for a good cause nifty thank you for the 25 leperine thank you for the
Grim, thanks for the $200.
That marks, thank you for the $20.
Yare Angel, thank you for the 15,
says an amazing cause made by amazing people.
Let's raise more money.
Yeah, let's go, Yare Angel.
Oh, Quokka Danger just donated 15 bucks.
Oh, at the exact same time as Wicked Danish.
So first, Quokka Danger and Wicked Danish
both get credit for pushing us over,
I guess everybody that donated gets credit,
but specifically in this case,
Pushing us over 32K credit is shared between Quaca Danger and Wicked Danish.
Quaca Danger says, to add to late night reading heart.
Thanks, Quaca.
And Wicked Danish says, you got a nice voice, Rob.
More Rob talking streams, please.
We just got to do some more charity stuff, you know?
For, wait, first, I don't know who Rob is.
I'm DJ Donovan.
Thank you both for getting us across 32K.
okay anonymous thank you again other fifteen bucks that are not fifteen bucks
class skyglobes thanks for the five dollars
any age
so you read it any thank you for the five dollars and
any age say thank you for the five dollars
uh... captain at dole boy thanks for the twenty five saying excited to see my
goats in action for charity
Hell yeah, Captain Doe Boy.
Sonic Fan 92, thank you for the $30.
Violet Raven, thank you for the $5.
Coming in right now.
Oh, Candy, what up?
Yeah, they are still here.
They're donating.
We're here.
We're making it happen.
And Candy, thank you for your lovely donation of the book.
That was so sweet.
OK, Akatosh, Akatosh 23, thanks for the $15.
a way to help a good cause and a chance to get cool stuff. Sign me up. Let's help these
kids. You know, if we keep the donors going long enough, Tim Downey might actually get
to like wake up and come back to the stream. ZenFox99, thanks for the 10. Mechlin, thank
you for the $5. Cassie, mmkay, thanks for the 15 bucks and chaos for a good cause.
We got an anonymous fiver. Caroline, thanks for the 15 saying, for a great cause, smiley face.
Charismatic Bard, thank you for your $100 says, what a wonderful group of people coming together to have some silly times in support of a fantastic charity.
Yeah, thank you Charismatic Bard.
Tyler Holly thanks for the five frankly thanks for the five says thank you guys for doing this hearts
Wow, we just had another anonymous hundred dollar dono. Let's go. Oh, oh
Didn't even enter raffles. What the heck?
Get some people some big hearts out there. Thank you so much
Frankly, thank you for the five dollar donation says thank you for doing this
Darth Radness, Darth Radness, thank you for the $5 says love donating to great causes.
FL, thank you for your $10 donation. Frisk is a gender,
donates $40 and says love you, Matt, love you, Moussey. You've both made such a positive
difference in so many lives. Love Make-A-Wish. Yay to charity for a great cause.
Thank you Frisk. The Lazy Snorlax, thanks for the 60 bucks. Yeah, you can still get in on
these raffles. They are full screen right now. This is for only $5 you can have a sliver of
hope in winning one of these opt-inable raffles. There's a lot of cool shit there. Get after
it. The Lazy Snorlax, thanks for the 60. Okay, Infectious Vibe, thank you for the $40.
Shy Anonymous. Thanks for the five. Vader Pez. Thank you for the $25.
Lori Cat. Thanks for the 20. More Anonymous? More Anonymous? Okay, more Anonymous.
Oh, this Anonymous though left the message. So they said, I love Iron Mouths.
Heart Hands, Heart Hands. Thank you. Cabeen Clave. Thanks for the 30 bucks.
Mellow Elf. Thanks for the five. Logman. Thank you for the 15.
Snappy Toaster 15, thank you.
DannyZ143, thank you for another $25.
Says, love you all, donate plasma and go make a wish.
Fuzz122, getting in for another $50, thank you Fuzz.
We are KELRA, thanks for the $15.
Existing Introvert, thank you for the $100.
Appreciate you.
Popper Rock, thanks for the 15.
In the loft, thanks for the 10.
EM3, thanks for the 25, says tomato.
Ryan, thanks for the $25.
Eldridge, he may thank you for the 10, for the $10.
Bowelble, thanks for the 10.
Time itself, thank you for the 25.
We have another, no, no, no, no, it was not,
I know it was 40, okay.
Macho, thank you for the 10, or is it Maka?
Mach A. Thank you for the 10 bucks.
Wondering stories, thank you for the five.
Jaden, thanks for the 15 says hi, DJ.
Hi, Jaden. Anonymous, anonymous, anonymous.
That's a lot of anonymous.
Thank you.
Charly, thank you for the $15.
Microdrive, thanks for the 100 bucks says love watching you guys.
And then incognito mosquito for 10 bucks says,
The man who got me into D&D and the woman who got me into VTubing together to raise money
for a wonderful cause.
I'm so proud for all of you.
Amazing.
Yeah.
Thanks for donating incognito mosquito.
It was quite the dynamic duo.
We've got a couple more anonymous donors, but I think we made it.
I think it's time to tally the top 10.
Unless, unless, oh, just kidding.
Okay.
final boss live these are the last two though should I set a timer is that how
we should do this like if nothing comes in in 60 seconds we call it I'll do it
that way thank you the final boss live for $10 says love doing fundraisers for
make-a-wish love supporting others also doing this I may be a villain but I do
care for others thanks final boss live I don't know I mean I feel like the
final boss isn't a villain. The final boss is just one of the most dominant Halo
teams in history. So you're not a villain. Daniel, thank you. You're
especially not a villain if you've done any of the charities. So thank you. Daniel,
thanks for the 15 bucks. And Raygear, Raygear resetting the timer. Here we go.
Let's open up the clock. Oh, Purple Cat also resetting the timer. I need to have
an easier way to reset this. I'm at one minute. Okay, play. Purple Cat 30, thanks for the $50
saying, so glad I could tune in for this amazing event and support a great cause. Kudos to everyone
involved. It was a great time. That's right, Purple Cat 30. And Raygear, I don't remember if I
read this and they haven't checked the box. Short-term memory disappeared a very long day.
Rage gear, thanks for the $30. That's for the kids less than three. Okay, let's check in on the top 10
You've got 45 seconds left to get a donation in here. Also, I'm going to call it after the top 10
Okay, so our top 10 donors for today are
Drum roll, please
Okay, the top 10 donors starting at number 10
You heard me call his name multiple times for donations to the party. It's Ken 13 free coming in at a cool
$450 at number nine coming in at
$460 just barely beating out Ken 13 free it is anonymous
Coming in at number eight
He talks, he talks in beeps and boops with the $620.
It's Mr. Morse coming in at number seven with a $700 donation, giving us a re-roll to keep
us alive anti-Azur.
Oh, you know him.
You see him in chat all the time.
He helps clean up a lot of your messes in the community.
It's none other than night child at number six.
Number five, another anonymous donor at $1,000.
Holy heck, thank you.
Number four, we saw him come in huge on some auctions with $1,085.
It is already W at number four.
Okay, now it wasn't enough to make it on the podium, but now we're there.
third place winning two auctions at the last minute with a total amount donated of
one thousand four hundred and ninety dollars it's ill mar three way to go ill
mar okay coming in at number two I believe also winning one auction I think
it was a signed estimate which best estimate on the planet it is none
another. You see them all the time. It's K Sheena Zero at number two. And at
number one, Dominant from the very beginning, started strong, continued to
build strength by winning an auction mid-show in number one with $1,610.
It's Krogel. The crowd goes wild. Big W's Krogel. Thank you for being our top
Donator today and then in a category of her own our top fundraiser for today
because she ran the auction house from from her Tiltify account it's none other
than Panini so thank you Panini for starting and running the auction house
with a total of four thousand two hundred and seventy seven dollars and
fifty cents today but really a lot of assists need to go there the cast
donated so much. So many of our partners donated so many things to you know to
raffle off today and to also to have on the auction house and so thank you so
much to all of those varied partners. Actually you know what let's give them
all specific shout outs. Thank you so much to Critical Role and to Dagger
Heart. Thank you so much to Starforge for getting in here. Let's go back to
the auction house so I can actually read things in order and not lose track.
Thank you so much to Cheeky for the collector's boxes and Iron Mouse's
signing. Thank you, Karyu Crocodile for the signed merch bundle. I hope you're
gonna have some kind of wrist brace to deal with the up to 999 signatures. I
sure hope that somebody doesn't take full advantage of that. AI Candy, yes,
thank you for the book and the dedication. That's amazing. You're gonna
to work with her on that again incredible you'll be printed in every single copy of this book
this is an 18 plus chat i have heard this is something of an 18 plus book but you'll find out
yes star ford we said and i'm going to say dagger heart and critical role and matt mercer again
thank you also a parry thank you for the plus cheese bundle and the sign sweater and then iron
mouse uh this oh yes n pi squad also got us this desk mat love the desk mat we can't speak
high enough of it. Take it everywhere I go. It's on every desk. It looks amazing in coffee shops.
It doesn't matter where you are. Okay, and then for the raffles, we had quite a lot of donation
items as well. So I'm going to run through those really quick. So thank you to all those people.
For the raffles, cheeky. Thank you very much for the starter bundle. Agent Inc. Thank you
for the Iron Mouse Not Alone Bag Bundle. Also Make-A-Wish. Hats off. Thanks for being
cool with us using some immune deficiency foundation items for this fundraiser. Very cool.
Thank you, Be So Lovely for the iron mouse earrings. Those are nice.
Thanks Senpai Squad for all the decals. Those decals are really cool. You can stick them anywhere.
They're awesome. Starforge again. Thank you. Yes, yes, yes.
Daggerheart really gave us a lot of copies they got in there. And thank you Starforge,
Sometimes the old school RuneScape keyboard has been going hard in the raffles.
We did get that one-of-one LE bundle also for DaggerHeart.
That was really cool.
We have a, oh yeah, and Senpai Squad also got in with a Merch Bundle, so thanks again.
And then I think everything else here was all of the incentives.
Yes, it was.
Okay.
I bought a little bit of time.
Did you guys get any more Dunnows in?
Do we have a little bit more reading to do? Or am I saying goodbye?
Let's refresh. We do have some more donos. Okay. Thank you for the anonymous 60 bucks getting in
on 12 raffles. Hell yeah, dude. Gamba. Gamba for a good cause. So where, you know, how else can
you do it? Chad. Chad, I don't know what the face is, but it's like colon three. I don't
I don't know how you would verbalize that face,
but Chad colon three,
donates $25 and says,
thanks everyone for the awesome charity stream.
I love Make-A-Wish specifically
because everyone takes time
out of busy schedules for charity.
Thanks Chad.
Jay Nonomous, thanks for the $20 donation.
Anonymous, thanks for the five.
Pocket Lacks, thanks to the $25 says,
love watching mouse heart.
Let's keep spreading love and wish granting.
Let's do it.
Pocket legs check. Okay caps locked with the $10 says whew
Thank you for the $10. That's a good question twitch billy 4487 will I be able to leave?
We're holding the whole production team hostage right now. So you're the power is in your hands
Caps lock says we we got an anonymous 25
Thank you so much and now I'm gonna refresh to make sure okay right now. We're clear starting timer
You've got 60 seconds, but now you've got 60 seconds because I clicked the button wrong. I had to refresh the timer for the last time.
You can keep him here forever. It's up to you.
Drink some water.
Obligatory donate plasma.
Guys it's only $5 for you to keep six grown adult males awake for another
minute. I can't think of a better deal for $5 and you get to enter a raffle? Any
takers? A single taker? You know what? I'm donating $5. We're almost there five
seconds left. Guys we're almost free.
Okay. And we made it. Oh, no, we didn't. Kazuki 933 with the clutch, the buzzer beater. Kazuki
933 coming in with a $10 donno. Literally as I got the notification about time we're
done, we'll count it. Okay, timer restarts. You've got 60 seconds. 60 seconds. Have you ever held
a hostage for only $5 a minute? This is like a premium activity. Premium activity. What else,
you know? They're gonna keep us here. Maybe we should just get everybody out here and like duct
tape their hands and stuff like make it a whole show. Right? Isn't that a great deal, Love and Court?
Oh, shit! Michael in with 25 bucks. These aren't even like the guys that are donating 25 bucks
could be doing like $5 five times. But instead they're here dropping 25 bucks. Michael says
No sleep.
Thanks, Michael.
We appreciate your donation.
Your buzzer beat, okay, we're resetting the timer.
Oh, I can just click one button.
I don't have to click it more than once.
Yeah, Robathon in benefit of Make-A-Wish.
Let's, I mean, DJ Donoathon
in benefit of Make-A-Wish, Dragon funds.
That's what we're doing here.
Ohm, ohm.
Oh, no.
Mech Hero.
Okay.
Mech Hero comes in with another $50 donation to buy another minute.
Let's go Mech Hero.
Thank you so much for your donation and good luck in all of the raffles.
I'm setting it. Oh, you want to put it on there? I feel like this way I can fudge it a little bit, so it's better for the story.
Well, actually, no, no, you should put it on the screen, because maybe if they see it, then they'll know it's real.
I mean, just start it at 60 seconds right now, and we can start it.
And then reset it every time I finish reading a donation.
Yeah, DJ Donathon.
I will call, you want me to call for the reset?
Well, somebody would have to donate
for me to call for the reset.
We've only got 40 seconds left.
See, Michael and MechHero got in here
and donated huge instead of just like
stringing along the five bucks.
Time or time or time or time or time or time.
Oh, 15 seconds and we can all go to sleep.
We've had a very successful day, right?
Surely, that's fine. You don't need to...
You don't need to donate. We've done enough today.
We've done enough today.
Done enough today.
We made it. We made it. That's it.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for all of your participation today. Thank you for being so fun in the chat.
Big thank you to... nope, Schrodingers. I didn't get a sign off, so that counts.
Reset the timer. $5. Thank you, Schrodingers Catatonic. That's another five bucks.
Okay, we're back at it. We're chilling.
I guess if you strangle me, yeah, I couldn't read and that would inherently stop the timer
from being missed.
It also, never mind, I shouldn't make that joke.
I mean, it's an 18 plus stream.
Yeah.
Oh, reset the timer.
Thank you, K-Dress32.
Thank you for the $5.
We're going.
going in here. I love don't you, Master Reaper 666 is what we're doing. We're edging for a
good cause right now, Master Reaper. Cease. Cease. Okay. Yeah, kid just starting to get.
Oh, reset the timer. Ghostcats comes in for 15 bucks, gets in some raffles. Let's go Ghostcats.
Yeah, who? What? Who? Wandering pause. Says thank you for the love and care. I
I wish to make him never go to sleep. Wouldn't that be wild?
That would be so wild.
Yeah, we're addressed. Let's do this thing. Yeah, Ilmar 3
You're you're right. You're right. You know maybe I mean we'll see
We'll see it seems like people are taking their foot off the gas here
you know
Okay
Yeah, wandering pause. I kind of disagree with you
I used to say things like that when I was a
a wee DJ Donovan that sleep is for the week but actually sleep is awesome you
know it's the only time that I can escape this mortal prison oh we got
another donation in for $30 from toky down saying much love reset the timer
I'm so close to having it seemingly legit donates another $5 reset the timer says Godspeed gentlemen
Let's go. Ironworm is judging the donations. Thanks Titus Clion. This is for a good cause.
Oh, my, thanks. Thanks, Wondering Clowns. Got it. Yeah, well my sleep is for sale right now. My sleep
is for sale for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Your energy is helpful, thanks
Scarlett Bell. I appreciate you. Okay, we have another donation from Gin the Human
for $10 says, stay up all night, stay up on night shift with me. Thank you Gin
for your $10 donation. Appreciate you.
Did you reset the timer?
We've got 15 seconds.
You gotta re- Yeah, there we are.
There we are.
No, Mouse isn't asleep.
She's right here.
She's supervising, making sure I read all the donations.
Real micromanager, you know.
We do stay up for charity the bearded oak.
Caden Berry mouse is currently off of the stream.
I'm here reading donations as the final moment.
We're just trying to get a little bit more
for Make-A-Wish here.
I figured we might as well do a little hostage hang.
Okay, 10 seconds left.
We're looking pretty good.
This is gonna be the fastest sign off ever.
Oh, okay, reset.
Says arena 84, thank you for the $5 donut.
says no sleep for the boys.
And we got another $35 donation.
Reset it again, reset it again.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
For $35 donation, zzzz says, thank you and good night.
Love the Iron Mouse Warren pillow.
Isn't this so nice?
Thank you, zzzz.
Although I'm not catching any zzzz right now.
Yeah, think about the value here.
You're getting a 4 for 1 on hostages right now.
It's not just DJ Donovan being killed hostage.
Yeah, this is obviously not a pillow.
This is obviously actually mouse.
Oh, Reset.
Yeah, we're going to rename the studio to Do Not Sleep.
Let's go.
Reset the timer.
X108, thanks for the 10 bucks.
Yeah, hell yeah, keeping the delirium alive.
The screen bigger.
Keep.
Oh, yeah.
For make a wish, yeah, do not sleep.
Sleep, can we?
You know, no, it's not easy.
The Clueless, what do you mean?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, Dr. Goon X108, big ups, you did it.
Dragon God C05. Oh no donate them on. Donate them on. Oh reset the timer. Acrimate with another
five dollars says Xddddd. What should we talk about? I mean when we're hanging out like what
should we talk about? Have you guys what's what's some good anime? You know what I just
watched recently that was like some old but really good anime was Black Lagoon. You
You guys watch Black Lagoon.
I was looking for something like in the realm of Cowboy Bebop,
because I like Cowboy Bebop top five for me,
maybe top three, incredible.
But Black Lagoon was just like, cool.
It got like crazier and crazier with a lot of the
firefights just being like crazy plot armor shit,
but like, who cares?
Really cool.
Oh, reset the timer.
Happy X Worm, thank you for the $25.
Says no sleep for you, tee-hee.
Thank you, Happy Worm.
Oh yeah, Dragon's pretty good. Dragon's pretty good. We got some, uh, yeah, some cultured,
some very cultured people in the chat in here. I really like, yeah, Bebop, amen.
Yeah, Revvy is the best. Original Bay, you know.
What else? I mean, what should I watch, like, instead, though? Now that I'm done with it.
Now that I'm done with Black Lagoon, I need something else. I just finished watching
a bunch of the recent season stuff so like sentence to be a hero was pretty
nice I really like this season of Hell's Paradise that was pretty tight
oh reset athel athel's foot slave coming in clutch here with a smiley face
$5 down now we're resetting oh full metal panic I haven't watched that yet
okay I'll make me make a list I'll make it on my phone now I can just
type it up on a computer.
Yeah, full metal panic, okay, we like that.
Spy X family, like, cute, but not enough of my speed.
I don't know if it gets a little darker.
Grin Laganne, I haven't heard of that.
Let's see that, okay, Grin Laganne is cool.
Get backers, also haven't heard of that.
Okay, out lost, oh my gosh, you guys are
gonna overload me, okay, good.
20 more seconds.
20 more seconds.
Actually, no, no, wait, what I mean is type about anime
so that we can let that timer go down.
Right, bang, bang.
What else do we have here?
Loser Ranger.
Oh, Fully Coolie is really good at Hebson.
Oh, yeah, you want a deep cut?
Deep cut, this is the last thing I'm gonna say
since the timer's about to run out, is cat soup.
If you haven't, oh, Zeppy Rebel.
Reset it, boys.
$5 says I am late, but still donating regardless
Do you should be like be reducing the timer is that what's fair make the timer yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good
You do that. Yeah cat soup was really funny
Really interesting just like so weird. That's not when I was a we just a wee DJ don't know man
I didn't right yeah
Jormungend, okay, I've got Jormungend. I'm adding it right now
Yeah, these are good, some great reccos, thank you.
Tanchimuya, wow that's a throwback, I haven't seen that.
That's really good.
Yeah, you want to turn?
Yeah, we'll turn off all the lights to make it look like I'm trapped here, being haunted
by mouse.
Okay, we're almost there.
We're almost there, 7 seconds.
It's going to be the fastest sign off ever.
Okay, three, two, okay, we did it.
Thank you everybody.
Thank you so much for the show.
Thank you, chat.
Thank you to all the talent.
Thank you, Do Not Peak.
Thank you, Make A Wish.
Thank you to all of our partners.
Good night, everybody.
We're free.
OK.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Thank you, school members.
Gracias.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Wishmakers are amazing.
Thank you, wishmakers.
Without individuals like you,
We would never be able to do any of what we do.
We wouldn't be able to create hope and joy in children's lives.
To all the wishmakers out there, you are needed.
And you are wanted.
And you are a life changer.
Wishmakers, you brought so much joy and happiness
to a little girl.
Everything you do really generally matters.
You truly are making such a difference in these kids' lives.
Thank you for supporting so many families, so many people.
Thank you, Wishmakers.
Thank you, Wishmakers.
Thank you for making my wish come true.
Thank you.