ironmouse
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05-03-2026 · 11h 43m
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I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh
Yeah, my freaking Spotify is not working.
So, what's up guys?
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Wow
Well
Well, well.
Well.
Well.
What do you mean how life been married?
Shut up!
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What are you waiting for?
Don't fuck with me.
Don't.
Don't fuck.
Don't fuck.
Don't fuck with me.
Don't fuck with me.
Fuck off!
Please stop cursing and I should the fuck off boon!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm gonna buy.
I'm gonna buy.
I'm gonna buy.
I'm gonna buy.
I'll be boo.
I'll be boo.
Hello, everybody.
Attention freaks!
Attention freaks! It's me.
How you doing today?
A spacey-in!
Thank you for a five gift.
It sucks. Your name is so
Vespacian.
I'm sorry I took so long.
I'm so sorry I took so long, bro.
I'm so sorry it took so long bro.
I did my meet and greet in Canada?
I did my meet and greet in Canada?
Not somebody coming up to me like congratulations on your wedding!
I listened to the cry for me coconut mall song before stream.
It has no business being that good.
Bro, tell me why I woke up today and not only is there a coconut mall cry for me,
But Game Boy Jones did a remix of Cry For Me and Jackpot, and they both sound great.
I'm convinced that Cry For Me goes with everything, bro.
I'm convinced it goes with everything. I wanna know what else it can be remixed into.
I need to know, because I feel like it goes with everything! How is this possible?
how is it possible yeah we need to oh my god we need to do oh my god cry for me
guy oh we need to know that's the true test if it goes with guys team it does
go with everything listen to the coconut mom I can't believe they did
coconut milk. Yeah, we need a coconut milk. Coconut milk for me.
What happened?
Wow.
Yeah, we need a coconut milk.
Amazing.
Pride for me is my favorite song. I love it. So much. Iron Mouse L-O-V-E.
Next one.
Bro, listen to this shit. It's so good.
E-Pult Pride Iron Mouse congrats on hosting the Marvel Rivals tournament yesterday.
Yoram Kana did an amazing job.
Thank you!
Team Weed Urm, I mean Shoto, did a great beck.
Team Weed did a great job.
What the fuck why why why why does it go with everything what is happening how is this possible
How is this possible bro?
Make Groxy call JYP so we can get an Iron Mouse X, twice cry for me.
X cry for me.
Oh my god.
Can you imagine?
Twice cry for me.
No.
And cry for me.
Please cry for me.
No!
And cry for me!
I feel vision!
I hope I'm not late for the wedding reception.
I was originally booked on Spirit Airlines to get here.
Sadly, there were no good gifts in the airport mall on the way to the island, so I got
you a $30 Dunkin Donuts gift card. Here's to years of joy to the wonderful newlyweds.
SHUT UP! Just give your stupid Dunkin Donuts gift card!
Dunkin Gaka!
Give your Dunkin gift card to yourself!
Who wants a Tim Horton's gift card?
No!
Here, donut!
If you haven't heard already, the Kentucky Derby was today.
The two jockeys who took first and second place were brothers who happened to be from Puerto Rico.
Whoa! We put our weekends, we're getting up to everything!
BUB!
We're getting up to it all!
Riding horses!
Riding horses!
I've had your give-it-all cover on repeat this entire week.
The cover is so good, and the theme of the song fits you so well.
Thank you!
I'm eating a sandwich.
Oh God!
What kind? You're not gonna like my sandwich.
You're not gonna like it.
I don't think you're gonna like it.
I'm not going to like the kind of saying which I'm reading, it's cucumber.
My wallet with all the cinnamon roll stuff on razor. I need that chair so bad iron mouse s.a.d
and tomato
So a water sandwich water
I'm trying to learn I'm trying to eat normal foods. Okay, I can eat
Not good to meet yet. I'm still processing vegetables
Why you gotta, why you gotta put cucumber sandwich?
Let me know my cucumber sandwich!
Let me know!
Is it male or cheese?
No mayo, no cheese, to come with tomato, and bread.
Oh I love broccoli, I like broccoli and cauliflower.
Hmm some grilled cauliflower.
Hmm some yummy grilled cauliflower.
I want to try call flower pixel
Eggplant is a penis, it's a penis
How do you care about that?
I heard it tastes good.
I heard it tastes...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm okay.
I'm fine.
Am I just eating?
I've been my...
Am I just eating food, okay?
I'm not used to eating food.
Biting your tongue is alarming.
I'm learning.
I'm learning.
Listen, I had a crazy meeting.
We met lots of cool people.
A lot of cool people came to say hi.
People made me cry, I was sitting at the main greet and people were coming in and I started
thinking about, I started thinking about, whoa, I started thinking about how like when I
I first started doing it and then now I remember when I first started doing
main greets most of the people that came to my main greets were guys
and now it's a lot of girls
and guys
But there's a lot of girls!
There's so many girls.
They're so nice.
Shout out to ladies. Shout out men. Shout out everybody.
I like pepper. I like chickpeas.
Um, I don't know if I like Mushroom.
Shadow Canada?
Shadow Canada! Shadow tomorrow we're doing an IRL stream at OC uplink.
Tomorrow I'll be starting stream early at like 5pm.
I have a panel tomorrow and I think they're letting me stream the panel I don't I don't
I don't know if that's true or not, but I think they might be?
I think they might be?
I'm staff, I can ask, okay staff?
I don't know. I didn't want to talk out of turn. I feel bad I mentioned it because I usually wouldn't have said anything, but
I'm just wondering. I think I think I don't know
If you are staff, thanks staff. If you're not staff, then thanks not staff
Rob said he planned to film and stream when I asked. Okay, then it's true
Then it's true, it's true I tell you, it's true!
It's true!
It's true!
Or not!
Or not!
If you happen to see a certain wall made of ice in the Canada biome, was there a biome
of a necronistic English gentry behind it, if there was?
I wanna go to the ice wall, I wanna go to the ice palace.
I wanna go to the ice palace, I wanna go to the ice wall, I wanna see the ice, I
wanna be the ice, I wanna touch the ice, I wanna hug the ice.
Kikomer!
Don't pull ice down your pants.
I'm not gonna do that!
I was carrying a can of good everybody was so nice oh my god there was
I feel bad calling people out.
Everyone wants you to feel uncomfortable coming to say hi.
But there was a sweet girl, she was dressed up as me, Hatsune Miku-machi.
My name is Miku Mouse.
My name is Miku Mouse.
And she was so sweet and sister crying and she made me cry.
She was so sweet.
Thank you for coming by to say hi.
She made me cry.
I need a collab song with you and Miku!
We gotta do a song with Miku!
Miku is canon, therefore, Hatsune mouse is canon.
The cumbers wet them without the skin? I ate my wet the skin.
I didn't peel the skin off. You can peel the skin off!
They're sliced!
They're sliced!
Someone posted in the Delta Airlines subreddit two hours ago
about how they got the Asian vegetarian sandwich
and the picture they showed was just cucumbers and tomatoes on bread.
Is Maus actually streaming from an airplane on her way back from Canada?
Uh-oh!
You caught me!
As the inframural Delta Airlines.
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Do you come birthful peel or circum peeled with us what the fuck is circum peeled?
guys I found oh my god when I end the stream and I found out the spirit
airline stuff I was like what the fuck ain't no way they just shut down an
airline in the middle of the night
I don't know where.
That's crazy.
Holy shit.
I don't want you to shut everything down in the middle of the night.
Anyway, Spirit Airlines sucked anyway, um, I will tell you, I didn't fly much back in
the day, but when I did fly and I flew Spirit Airlines one time, holy shit, well, Spirit
You're nice on balls.
I'm mouse. I'm a Puerto Rican game dev. Would you be willing to check out my game sometime? It would mean so much.
Here.
What is it?
Hey chat, I just got circumcised. Got any tips?
Then press and worry a bit for a way out of a way screen
I will see.
Come on, you're freaking...
Oh my freaking gun!
Have you met AIP?
Wait, what?
Who's AIP?
Wait, is it that?
I swear I was watching Pete and he did and I thought I was like, I was like half asleep.
Is it like him bald?
He's like bald
You ever just wake up and kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you
are alive?
I just did and apparently I'm not allowed on this airline anymore.
I'll be right back to get my meds hold on I'll be right back
Like.
you
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I can't explain this kind of love It blows me to you, I won't let you get it
I don't know!
Did I scare you?
Sorry!
I'm not mad at all. I went to go get the supplies. I had to go search for supplies in my house.
My supplies! Listen, I love my mom a lot. The problem is, is that she f*****g... She
moves things and she doesn't tell me where they are but then like I don't I
can't find anything you know it's like it's like a scavenger hunt every time
bro scavenger hunt every day scavenger hunt every day every day scavenger
hunt scavenger hunt when when will it end when will it end it does keep my
I do have a sharp brain, I do have a sharp brain, that's true it's it's pretty sharp.
My brain smooth, my brain
Only top show, but waa-
I AM IT!
How many models do you have at this point?
Let me check, that's a good question.
Let me check, that's a good question.
That's a good question.
stats we have 76 stream models 52 main models 24 other models 18 model edits
six game models 32 music video models 3d main model 16 3d other models for
Outfit 66, Cosplayz 3, or a total of 113 models.
You can find these stats on ironmousemodelindex.com and now I will proceed to blow my nose.
Thank you.
Shout out Gyroscopic Tree for making the best website ever.
And they just added my dancer, costume, and my grumbling chibi to the website.
Oh my god.
I didn't even know I could do that.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I think that's the one.
It's not a candy.
No.
A candy?
Oh, it's not a candy.
That's the one.
This is the one.
The candy's not the one.
It's not the candy.
The candy's not the one.
Churros?
You are a churro.
You are a churro.
You are a churro!
You are a churro!
You are a churro!
They make cereal with churros?
Did you just call the churro yes?
Yes.
Yes!
I saw
What was with I hold on
I am mouse might seem silly I know but wanted to share something apparently at
3 a.m. Tonight spirit Airlines is ceasing all operations due to a bankruptcy in the UK causing
them to lose insurance on their planes sucks cuz as bad as they are they were an option for
cheap flights to conventions for people.
Oh no.
We talked about this earlier.
Rest in peace, cock-a-air lines.
I'm sorry.
Rest in peace.
We're getting a bailout.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Are they really gonna get one?
They get money from government.
Looks like it failed because they shut down anyway.
I'll bail you out. I would not bail you out. I'm gonna say like my mom told me if you ever go to jail
I'm never bailing you out. You're gonna rot in there and die. That's what my mom told me if I ever go to jail
She said she'll never rescue me. She will never rescue me from jail
I was like what if it wasn't my fault and she was like no
I am mouse x cinema all branded cereal cinnamon sugar churro cereal, but with horchata instead of milk in the bowl
Hey, musty have you heard the Puerto Rico song blowing up on tiktok called first time in San Juan?
No, I want to hear it
Guys I want to talk about I
I want to talk about how I forgot what I wanted to talk about I forgot what I wanted to talk
My brain is so sharp, sharp brain.
My brain is so sharp.
My head is as big as yours right now!
Which one?
What the fuck is going on with all these things?
What the fuck is going on with all these Scientology speedruns?
I don't understand.
Why are people- Why are people storming Scientology buildings?
What is happening?
What is world?
What is life?
What is world?
What is world?
What is world?
I don't know if Giga has a video explaining it. Giga explained it?
Child, last night we had a very eventful night, okay?
There were two weddings.
A love triangle.
Curl was beating asshole
So many happenings happened on the island last night
And you probably might be wondering oh my god, what's gonna happen today?
I can't believe Chad got married
You guys are all married right now married to booby. I
Can't believe you guys all got married
You're making fun of me. What about you and you're married?
I sang at your ceremony.
No I don't want to be married too bad you're married!
Too bad!
Too bad!
Can you get a divorce in Tomodachi Life?
is that does the worst exist or no
no don't don't call your attorney
yes
oh shit
no
you can cheat too
oh my god this could be crazy
annulment
We can make baby too, I saw that babies can be made.
Wait, what would your baby look like?
Your baby with booby?
What the fuck?
What's gonna, what's gonna happen?
Oh God!
Oh Jesus!
What kind of creature is gonna come out?
oh my god
wait who's gonna have the baby you chat you're gonna have the baby you're gonna
have the baby of course no I will not be an incubator yes you will
You will!
Well you're probably wondering what we're going to get up to today.
What's going to happen on the island today?
What, what, whatever shall we do on the island today?
Well you can have to wait because they were not going to go on the island.
We're not going on the island today.
Because we're gonna play Stargoo Valley with Monkey and Pea!
Finally!
I got married to Sebastian.
I can't wait to tell Pete that Connor and him got into a fight on my island and they
wouldn't talk and then that's right they reconciled and now they're friends again.
I wonder what happened, what did they argue about?
Oh, she was there.
Oh, she was there.
It was never explained. It happened off camera.
Being a man?
As a man?
I just have to say?
That I think...
Cycle Don Yahweh is the best.
Shut that boop-o-nose.
Boop.
Did you convince Pete his crucial corner was your-
PIT MY FUCKING KISSES!
Pete has a crush on somebody else now and I'm concerned.
I'm concerned.
He has a crush on somebody else.
He has a crush on Ari.
I
Make froggy and have to make shy and have to make candy after my have to make so many people holy shit. I
Ended stream last night. I passed out so fast. I
Passed out so fast. Oh my god. I passed out so fast
I bet I was so fast, bro.
I was so sleepy.
I didn't even get to play Stardew Valley by myself.
I didn't even get to play Stardew Valley alone.
I always play Stardew Valley alone before I go to sleep.
I like to play it and get relaxed.
Well, that's what I've been doing this past like month.
There'll probably be something else next month.
Yeah, I will be sleepy too if all my energy was spent on holding up that big head.
I swear to God, fuck you.
What the fuck?
Apparently, Hennies Papaya had a crush on you in Tomodachi Life.
What?
Papa!
Uh oh.
Do you see this why you don't put your parents in the Tomodachi Life?
Oh God!
This is why you don't put your parents in there!
You don't put your parents in there!
JP Riza, oh god!
Oh God.
Oh God.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I wanted to share some really amazing news. I have a chronic illness that I need a wheelchair now. I was gifted a power wheelchair from a person in my community for free.
Oh wonderful!
It's going to give me some independence. I wanted to share with someone who understands.
That's wonderful! Congratulations!
That's wonderful!
Look I see thank you so much for the raid I hope you are a great stream
thanks for the raid congratulations that's wonderful
you are so nice
oh my god will you marry me German oh my god bro the fact that that German the
German thing oh Jesus will you marry me German I saw German was playing
Tobodachi Life. Did you see? German's Tobodachi Life game. Game is f**king crazy.
When you started, did you start with a PNG or a VTuber? I started with a VTuber model,
but I used a free VTuber model. I used to use tons of free VTuber models. In the Steam
workshop there were a lot of free models that you can use
you're roll coaster oh my god roll coaster tycoon 2 i got roll coaster tycoon 2
i have to work on my on my park roll coaster tycoon i'll work on my park
Game Park World is better, I see it.
There are way too many games to play bro, there are way too many games, I don't know
what I'm gonna do.
And Tomodachi Life has me in a chokehold.
And so does Starter Lally.
We've been doing nothing but cozy games these past like two weeks.
There's so many horror games that have come out. They're so good.
There's this horror game that I want to play.
There's this weird mascot horror game that came out that I want to try. Dark pals. That should look so fucking weird.
There's so many scary games I gotta play.
I have so many- oh my god, yes, and Subnautica too is coming out soon.
I hope it's good.
I'm worried.
I'm worried.
I would gotta finish- we gotta finish for here.
Oofie!
Oofie, thank you so much for the raid!
I hope you had a great stream.
Thank you for the raid!
for flopping in? Thank you, thank you so much. Creator has full control, listen. Have you
seen Hollow Village? I have, I have, man there's just so many games, there's way too many
games. Oh god, this is bad and I have, and I have horrible, my attention span! I don't
I don't want to say I have ADHD because I'm not diagnosed and I don't have it, but I might as well have it because...
It's like, it's like, oh game, oh game, oh game, oh game, oh game, oh another game, oh another game, oh game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game, game.
Game, game, game, game, game.
Oh my god, it reminded me of this, of this freaking clay, bro.
This is my brain.
And leather every night.
No sleep.
Bus.
Club.
Another club.
Another club.
Plain.
Next place.
No sleep.
No fear.
Nobody believes me.
Bus.
Another club.
Another club.
that's me bro bro that is me no sleep no fear
wait did they didn't extended one bus club another club another club club
Doesn't mean that's me
Boss another club another oh my god, honey is playing dino crisis
Bice another club another club
My brother and my brother texted me the other day was what are you gonna play dino crisis on stream? I will okay?
I will I will
What are you gonna play dino crisis? I will watch your stream
I will watch I will watch if you play dino crisis
I'm just letting you know remember the day dino crisis on steam came out my brother texted me dino crisis with three
It was like three exclamation marks after it in a lake. Oh my god
I
People love dental creases bro, but it has this visitate bro. My brother is an interesting man
The interesting man
You want to be best friends with my brother I
Asked my brother if he wants to come on one day to say hi. He said
Okay, but one day he will come and he will say hi
I was like are you will you feel comfortable talking on a stream and he was like I'd be really nervous, but
No, I can't I have to give a warning
He told me, that's specifically what he asked.
He was like, you need to give me a Vents warning because I need to be prepared.
Can Chad date Iron Bro? No.
You cannot date my brother.
He's too old for you.
Also, no.
I thought he's taken.
And you're married! What the heck?
Chat, you're married!
What the fuck?
What the fuck you guys? You've been trained boobies so fast?
I sold my stuff.
You guys just want everything for yourselves, you greedy bastards!
You greedy little bastards!
Greedy!
You just want everybody!
What are you going to do about it, we're going to fight.
Me and you, here this is my fist.
Wait, wait, scary?
Is this fire of my life?
What the fuck?
I can putt, that is not me snapping my fingers.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
That is not how, that is not me snapping my fingers.
What the fuck do you mean?
Oh my god.
I'm not snapping my fingers.
What the fuck?
Is the size of an eraser? What the heck?
Did Iron Bro ever help you with Giant Monkey Plush?
No, Giant Monkey Plush is actually still in its box.
He's still in a box. But I'm fixing him up because...
because I'm don't don't say anything I'm in the process of looking into ordering a
DDR machine and I'm getting like I'm getting everything like arranged and
like fixed up and stuff
so I was thinking in in the room with the DDR machine we put the monkey the
The monkey goes with the DDR machine and I'm getting an air hockey table.
Air hockey table DDR machine.
Because I've always wanted an air hockey table my whole life since I was a kid.
I love air hockey.
I love air hockey.
I'm still trying to get it for him, but I want to get one for myself too, um, I'm looking
for somebody to make me a custom time crisis cabinet for me.
I would like to have multiple, like a game room, that's what I'm trying to set up.
This is also my favorite, uh, arcade game.
That's me, that's me and Connor's favorite arcade game, Time Crisis.
You must live in- I do not live in a mansion!
But if I did, I would put a fucking movie theater in there.
I would like one.
I recommend a fucking movie theater.
I would like one.
Can I have one please?
I also would like a bowling alley.
like to bowl. I do not live in a Barbie dream house. We need a DDR themed model.
G-D-O. Gritty! I was just not greedy. Wishing. Also, the only reason why I would like a bowling
to a bowl is because I've never been bowling and I would like to go bowling.
Chat, don't tell anybody, but...
The backroom's movie is gonna come out soon and I kinda wanna...
I kinda wanna see if I can rent out a theater to go see it in the movie theater.
I kinda really wanna see it in the movie theater.
I don't know if I wanna wait till it comes to streaming,
but I really wanna watch it.
I'm gonna see if I can rent a theater to go see it.
I'm gonna go rent out the back rooms reach out the cane pixels I think you'd hook
rent out a movie theater that's how expensive you know what it is expensive but I thought
That would be more expensive. I thought it would be like extremely expensive.
It is very expensive.
It is not six feet years. To rent one room?
It's like... isn't it like... it's like MAMA WABBLE!
It's like... a couple hundred dollars.
That's nothing! What do you mean? That's... What?
Yeah, it's like the price of each seat in the data, right?
Plus more. We got some rock in here.
I told it to my mom and my mom was like,
she was like, what?
Why would you do that?
My mom got jump scared.
Like why would you do that?
Not because I wanted to go to a theater,
but because of the price.
because in my mom, my bro, my mom, like,
you know how long I had to like,
talk to my mom to convince her that it's okay
to not get stuff on clearance anymore?
I was like, mom, you can get stuff
that's not on sale or on clearance.
It's nice, but you don't have to,
you don't have to go to the clearance all the time now.
Like, you can buy stuff that's normal price.
I feel like, no, you don't understand.
And I'm like,
Mom, just get the good vegetables, please!
Just get the good food, please!
Please don't get clearance food anymore, please!
She has a fanny pack full of coupons and I'm like, it's okay.
You don't need to use the coupons anymore.
You don't have to use the fanny pack anymore.
It's okay.
Well some of those coupons were from like 1999 and shh.
I was looking through them like, wow this is 2001.
What the f- what is this?
This coupon is 2001.
I
Okay, sorry.
I just put a neck to my shit.
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
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Oh no, hold up.
Wait, site.
Ew.
Wait a sec.
Eww.
Ampsey weekday pricing for moral combat for a private data rental of up to 20 people is
like $300.
I'll go see the back rooms!
I'll go see the back rooms!
Don't get lost.
Uh oh, you'll never see me again.
You still watch Ration's music?
I will!
Sorry, I've been busy.
I've been busy and I've been yappie.
Did you enjoy Canada?
I enjoyed Canada.
Hannah Duh.
Hannah Duh.
Oh my God, what is that?
That little rat.
Yeah, nether.
Did you get to see how you got no?
I'll go find her.
I'll go find her.
Oh
What's in it
She didn't just end it. Wait, what, me?
Me!
Oh, me? Oh.
Wait a minute, me. I was like, what? What do you mean?
You think about downloading Genshin?
I see.
Gotcha game player.
Do whatever your heart desires.
Oh yeah, I...
Oh yeah, I hope it, I, I, I, I wasn't really in Canada what I was, but I wasn't, but I
was, but I wasn't, you know?
I was, but I wasn't.
What do you think about Harry Styles getting engaged?
I don't think about Harry Styles, but I... congratulations.
This is the first time I've thought about Harry Styles in a long time.
No, it's not a who- I know who Harry Styles is, bro!
Why do I care if he got married or not?
Good! Go for him!
He's John 1 direction. Oh my god John 1 direction!
My sister doesn't know who Tom Holland or Zendale are.
What do you think about Iron Mouse?
What do you think about Iron Mouse just like hanging out on a stream yesterday?
What do you think about Iron Mouse and you're just as running straight into your grocery
store?
I like about Iron Mouths.
I'll be like, huh?
What?
You like it?
You want me?
I push our mouse on random strangers with my car stickers.
Nice!
My veggie can.
It's goodbye for me.
being together even after all the shit between them.
I think you should get a bidet.
You should get a bidet.
You should get a bode.
Did you see K-Song's bode video?
K-Song's bode video?
Is it a video?
What kind of video are we talking about?
What kind of video are we talking about?
I'm very little acrobat.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I
You may not know me, but I'm such a big fan. Well, thank you very much
Thank you very much that's very sweet
Hmm a song in Japan so you know what kind of video what the fuck is that supposed to be?
What is that supposed to mean?
Hi, I'm Mouse, you should add a reward, that thing that adds a half a pixel of your camera,
200 points and it only runs out until the face reveal. That's a terrible idea.
That's a terrible idea.
That's a terrible idea.
Also 200 points? That's an even more terrible idea.
Can't eat that guy. That's a terrible idea. What if like...
If anything, if anything, if anything, it should be like, if it's a simple word to do it, it should be like 2 million points with a cool down of like, with a long ass fucking cool down.
Because if not people will fucking spam the shit out of it.
You don't have to sit in front of the camera until it's revealed.
Or pillion points!
Also, what the fuck? I wouldn't do it for points either. That's terrible.
It would have to be for buddy.
10k bits for one pixel.
I was moving pictures to show stuff on the stream and I almost accidentally put a picture
myself and it was a picture of me and my
My hair was so messy.
My hair was so messy.
I just woken up.
you
you
you
you
you
like and then it's like somebody else and it's not me and then it makes me
sad because people like make fun of a person and just like bro
How hard goes that clip? What a person is, I'm so sorry.
I'm Mouse. You're like Mystique. The moment you find out what you look like, you shape shift into someone.
Well...
Shadow!
We all know that in realty, you are Cinnamon Roll.
I am Simmerall. Shut up, I saw that you got a little Chibi Gremlin model.
I want to kick it.
Congratulations yesterday on your win. You are one of us now.
Now we are... Oh my god, you know what that means? We have to do a Chibi collab.
Everybody who has one. You mean Michi. Uh, who else has a little Chibi like that?
We gotta do it.
Take each other.
Giga, Giga has won.
So many Chiboles.
Kamini has won.
Wait what is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh shit!
Oh, shit!
Wait, that's so cool! What the fuck?
Bro!
Yo, what?
Damn, they're bumping it in the club! That's crazy!
That's crazy bumping it in the club!
In the club! I retweeted it.
Have you seen cry for being spanish? Wait, somebody did a spanish cover cry for me?
I want to do, I want to do, you know what song I want to cover with Nian?
I want us to do this song.
I'm gonna stay inside, my food is inside I look up at you, I take a play ride, for when you eat tonight
Tell me what's the next time I'm learning to you
It feels insane right, I'll take the same flight, when I go bedside
I'm gonna make it to you, I'm gonna stay inside, but I'll stay tonight
Tell me how does it go like we got into it?
Can you be my miracle?
Is it okay?
I don't know
Can you be my central?
Never be my probable?
Well, not in real though
I feel like I will kill this one bro, I feel like I will kill this one bro, I will be
so sick.
Mouse, you say you don't matter, but these past two months, I've been going through some
really bad stuff, but you mouse make me happy, your very presence helps me keep me going.
Never forget, I'm not the only one you help a lot of us just by being you.
Come on, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
I was like, that's not me!
It's a song I wanna cover!
We'll find out if C14 sounds beyond the music streaming like Apple Music, yes, soon!
We're waiting to get approval from the team, but yes.
should cover the Minnie Mouse song what the fuck is a Minnie Mouse song what if we do
Pinky Up!
Pinky Up!
Up!
Pinky Up!
Up!
Pinky Up!
Pinky Up!
We'll do Pinky Up a girl
What is Pinky Up?
I'm the best in the world, and I'm gonna
Make out with my new best friends I wanna
Live longer before it all breaks down
Yeah
Go hard like a robber, and I'll lose my mind
At least I'm with the tutor, too, that won't mean
Get hard before we're in the ground
Ooh, it's been broken up, nothing
Oh
Oh
Oh, I can't start a midday what?
This guy in my chat said I didn't realize until coming to Japan right now. How late you start streaming
Yeah, we called you out, we called you out.
Unreasonable?
Well, no, you did start rather late.
Yeah, I was rather late.
But I was doing a full workout.
A full workout? What does that entail?
I was getting strong. I did leg day and then I ran on a treadmill.
Wow. Crazy.
Why do you say it like sarcastic?
I like sarcastic.
Wow.
Why do you say it like that?
What do you mean?
Why do you say like wow?
I'm just saying wow.
I really feel like you're not impressed.
What do you mean?
It's very impressive.
It's so cool to get fit.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
It's so cool to be fit.
I walk on Tremble too.
Ooh.
I walked on treadmill too.
Ooh, gamer.
Yes.
I walked on treadmill and ate a sandwich.
What the heck?
I wasn't going to walk on treadmill chat,
but then Matt Spencer me was like, I walked on treadmill.
And I was like, all right, well, I have to mug you.
Let me get on that.
Oh, so you did it just because I did it.
I wanted to show you up, yeah.
Oh my god.
And let me have one thing, oh.
No. No.
No.
Well, I did 25 minutes.
How many did you do?
I didn't do that one, to be honest with you.
I did like 20, I think.
I don't have 20, so you beat me.
Well.
But I was running and half walking.
It's so you pretty badly.
Running and half walking.
Half walking.
Really?
So much running with so much walking in between.
No, cuz I didn't fall work out. I was like I'll just run like I'll run like 2k. It's like nothing
You pretty walked more than I did I walked the whole way I didn't run
Well, I'm running is a bit much. It's a bit ridiculous. I want to try I want to try and put an incline next time. Oh
I
In my placebo effect in my mind is that I just burn so much if I just always put on like 0.1 incline more right
In my head, I'm like this is like this is gonna help so much that 0.1 degree. It's gonna really make the incline
I was off it's like 0.1
up that sheet.
Just like I think help your ability to run
and probably, I'm not very good at running though, I hate running.
I hate swimming, it's the best exercise.
Swimming is so good.
Swimming is so good. I go once a week, I feel amazing when I go.
Wow.
I don't like running because it hurts my legs.
What do you mean it hurts your legs?
Maybe because I'm just like, you know,
Maybe I'm too kicked off or something, but I always hurt my shins when I run too much.
What?
Um...
Yeah, and then I get this thing, I...
And I didn't realize this was like an actual thing people got until I saw someone else post about it.
Like, I get this horrible itchiness when I run.
Oh, I heard about that.
And only when I run, I get like, my entire body feels like incredibly itchy.
That's a real phenomenon.
Yeah, it happens to my brother because my brother runs marathons. Oh
Wow really? Yeah
Well, he used to
Okay, he hasn't done it in a while, but he used to run a lot
They apparently says he uses his sweat opening up and it's crazy
It's like in my whole body becomes like insufferably itchy until I like and it will only go away when I stop running
I
Don't get this with any other exercise
Yeah, that's pretty common I take there were like bleeding shit. Whoa. Thank you mouse for the time now like whoa
As dangerous
The light colors don't work. Oh, yeah, I should I should have that actually think we can get that working in
Yeah nipple you don't you know your nipples to be ripped off nipple rip
Sure freaks in
Why'd you say it like you're like incredibly southern what?
You're like sure freaks sure freaks rich. It's sure freaks in
Oh dude.
Is it a run that gets me?
My whole family ran after me.
I did hear this before.
I've heard a lot of people say this.
If you run, if your knees hurt when running, you need to walk backwards on treadmill more.
So does it sound that does hurt with your knees?
I heard a lot of people say this.
What?
What is that?
Yeah, apparently it helps your knees a lot.
Walking backwards?
Yeah, apparently.
The healing body hits an amazing incredible device machine.
It's weird how you can do like a movement that's like the same but slightly different and it just changes everything
Well, I started realizing that
So my treadmill is like big and it's high so I have to step on it like
I'm sure so like I kind of like step-hop on it and
Then like I would step hop off and
And it would and because of my muscles being the way they are it's always hard for me to get off the treadmill because
I can go I can kind of go up a stair like a
Step, but I can't go downstairs because the muscles my muscles just don't work that way to go down the stairs
Yeah, I am more tired. Yeah
Today I I got off the treadmill like
No problem. Like it was like what the fuck it like scared me
whether you're getting stronger.
Yeah, like my muscles, my leg muscles, like I stepped off the trim milk and I freaked
myself out and I yelp and.
That's a good thing.
That's great.
I was like, what happened?
What you're doing, you know, like starting when you like get more like level up.
That's what you're doing to your legs every time you like, you know, fish, you're
your, you know, level up.
Sorry, I can't talk.
My mom came in and she was like,
Whoa, whoa, what happened?
And I'm here shaking because my legs are wobbling
because I'm like, I just stepped off and like,
I stepped off normal.
Like I didn't do, I would always have to maneuver
to step off.
Like I had to like hold on and like do all this weird
stuff and this time I just stepped off and I was like.
Bam, bam.
What the, what?
I
Want a few of you it's like a physiotherapist or they recommend walking out
I think that would probably get kids a half you can start getting your muscle back in places you probably need it
Exciting that
Like it's hard, but I feel like
Yeah, damn, there you go.
Oh yeah, it's so cool.
It's cool seeing you make progress.
I like making progress.
It feels good.
It was scary me because I just feel really tired and sick
and just like shit and really, I don't.
Yeah, I mean you're kind of probably like tapping into like endorphins and stuff that maybe your body
Doesn't really get that much of so pretty much feel amazing. So it's like so weird cuz I'm like is this what it feels like to be
Yeah
Person feels
You know how like I always had issues like you know, it's hard to get in there
It's hard to move around, it's hard to sit, it's hard to do this.
I was just like, I'm moving around like a fucking cat.
Yeah, like you're moving around like a cat.
Yeah, I'm like moving around and I'm like, how come my legs move so normal now?
How come I can move them?
Well, you know, you're exercising a movement that you're using a lot now.
That's good.
I want to do a stick bug dance.
So you'll cycle on the bike one time, yeah?
Yeah.
I'll say it.
I want to do a stick bug dance.
The stick bug dance?
Yeah.
I want to do it.
At the end of the year, I want to do a stick bug dance.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm going to put on a big oversized hoodie and I'm going to do a stick bug dance.
Why oversized hoodie?
I don't know.
What is this? Is that a part of the vibe?
Yes, the vibe. We want to feel like a creature.
Stickbugs run just like his legs, right?
Just go back and forth, kind of.
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah, you want to feel like a creature and be a stickbug.
Be a stickbug.
You should do the Luddie.
That's a worldwide phenomenon on this Luddie.
I don't want to do the Luddie.
I want to be a stickbug and I want to be a goblin.
You want to be a goblin?
Yeah, I want to be around my house like a goblin.
You already do that.
You know the ones who think this pink duck word is like, there's five types of girls.
And it's always like the sweet girl and the soft girl and the sexy girl.
And they show all these types of girls like moving around.
And then there's the goblin girl.
It's just like a fucking goblin.
I think a lot of girls are the goblin girls.
I want to be a goblin one.
Her enough, Her enough, Her enough, Her enough, One.
What is this?
This is ridiculous.
What?
The one is me doing the one.
One.
Oh my God, I need you to remove.
So funny.
Yeah.
This, they have so many.
Every time I come to the stream, there's new, there's new things they've made.
Look at that. Ridiculous.
Yeah, I always see new things being made too.
Yeah?
Yeah, I checked my chat the other day and I saw that they had a new feet emo and I'm like,
why another feet emo?
What?
Why feet emo?
What? Why feet? What the heck?
I don't know. Why always feet?
I'm always going to get weird about Faye.
Oh, I should invite you to a stream together, right?
Yes.
Pete's going to join us at some point, no when.
He doesn't know?
Well, you know, Pete, sometimes he'll show up on time.
Sometimes he's doing dad stuff though, so I was like, I'll take it from him.
Yeah, dad stuff.
Dead stuff.
He's in dead stuff, so...
Dead stuff.
And you've got a sponsor later today, too, right?
I do. I'm not a sponsor.
I told him about it, so...
Is that okay?
Yeah, it's fine. I just told him I said that, like, yeah, we'll probably stop playing at this time, so...
I wasn't trying to, like, pressure him. I was like...
I was telling him, I was like, hey, just so you know, it's not like an all-nighter siege.
Yeah, but we can always do it another time again.
Yeah, I mean, I really enjoyed it, so.
Ah!
I'm down, then.
I'm down to play.
Should we jump, check on the farm?
You want a farm now?
Well, we don't have to rush into it, doesn't that mean?
Just doesn't want to talk to me.
I don't want to talk to you.
I hate it.
I don't mind, I guess.
I guess it's fine.
I guess it's fine.
Let me throw my shirt in the trash.
What?
in the trash. What are you wearing? I just throw this in the freaking trash. Oh you're wearing my shirt!
Yeah, but it makes a good bib when I spill my food all over myself. No, don't throw it in the trash!
It looks funny when I sit normally that your face gets fucking crushed. And repeat it probably
in a boat. If he falls off, who's left? Look, your face gets like crushed up.
Oh my god, you're crushing me.
I am.
What are all these emotes?
You've got so many of them.
I have a lot.
Yeah, I'm just seeing them all now.
Oh wait, I see.
Oh, it's so interesting.
I see some of the shared ones.
Wait, that one is a show.
It's all the shared one.
This one doesn't.
It's weird seeing Connor not start every sentence with as a man.
As a man? Oh yeah.
There were big developments on the island yesterday, huge.
Yeah, I was on the toilet and I pulled up the stream and I was like,
why is Booby singing at this marriage? What is this?
What the hell is this?
We got married.
What the fuck?
We got married on the high-five.
What the hell are you doing to those means?
Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
We got married and I tried to propose to you,
but I got nervous and then I said,
I said I love Jerma and then-
Jerma?
Yeah.
I was like, put your baby, Jerma.
And then you were like,
as a man, I want to propose to an house.
I want to propose to Jerma.
And then you came and then and then you did and I forgot what what you fucked up with. Oh, yeah, you started talking about, um
toxic no, uh
What what did he talk about? It wasn't toxic. Yeah, what was it?
Doom yeah, we yeah, you started talking about
Final Fantasy 14 marriage
Fuck is fine. What the fuck is all this shit?
And then finally you
married and then they got married and then booby was like can I live with you
and then booby moved in with us but then booby asked chat to get married and
they got married and then booby moved out with chat and now what the fuck you
left he left he left and then you and Pete got into a fight and you wouldn't
talk to each other and it was terrible you guys every time you guys would run
into each other you would run the other way you would ignore him and you
And then at the end you decided that you wanted to try to reconcile and and you went to Pete and you were like
Hey, how have you been as a man? We should be friends again
And then
Now your Peter friends again, and then there's a love triangle going on because because
There's a big graze in love triangle happening and Peter is in love with Ari.
Wow.
People in love with Ari.
I'd be interesting to see how it plays out.
I can't wait to see what happens.
This game is like number one clip farmer on YouTube.
Oh yeah I know.
How many views do these clips have of the stuff?
I don't know but I think I paid somebody's rent.
Let's have a look, okay. Wow, that's a lot.
Now all these clips are like a hundred K.
This clip is like making thousands of
of your fucking me's.
That's crazy.
Kuros Island is a few.
I'm sure this is fucking weird.
Every single island is so unhinged.
It's a lot.
Oh.
What's up?
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
But it's my island.
And I love my island.
Congrats.
What do you mean congrats? What does that supposed to mean?
Story of seasons.
Story of seasons? It's a founding game.
Oh, okay.
No, I mean I made like a funny
ye-ha-ha clip of
haha clip of started being stressful it's just when you try to like I don't
actually think it's stressful but the time does go fleetingly fast in that
game oh yeah it does I want to get a goddamn sprinkler that's what I want
that's what I freaking want in life yeah I got a coffee first yeah okay I
I'll get a coffee, can you babysit chat?
I will babysit chat.
As a man, I need you to babysit chat.
Oh, okay, Connor.
I need my coffee.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha.
This is a thing.
All right, Chad, now that he's gone,
I'm going to show you my Stardew Valley house.
Shh, don't tell him I'm going to show you.
Don't tell him.
I'm going to show you my Stardew Valley life.
You will see that I'm married to Sebastian
and we have a wonderful life
because he doesn't bother me
And he leaves me alone all day and doesn't talk to me.
And that's what I want because I want my own space.
And I don't want him to come all up in my face.
Wait.
Ah, stinky.
NAAAAAAA!
I don't want him to be... it's my friend's fault, come on!
Why is it not working?
Come on, Eddie, come out!
I feel like there's one more missing it.
I was clicking the D like a fucking dumbass.
What is something I said?
Guys!
Check this out.
2016 summer year three thirty eight thousand dollars in the bank 98
Nice you make make the progress is there bro
Look
Look at my house. Oh
I'm debating whether I should work or just read comics all day.
You know what?
You read your comics, bro.
Read your comics all day.
Leave me alone.
Read your comics.
Read your comics all day.
Read your comics.
Read your comics.
Read your comics.
I support your hobbies and I support your interests.
Now get the fuck out of my way.
Oh yeah, I have a parrot.
What is in the corner?
I found this parrot egg.
I found this parrot egg.
I don't know if I like it or not, but whatever.
He finds me money.
I have a coffee machine that I never check.
This is my farm. Here's where I have my crops. I got rid of the trees. Chad, I got rid of
the trees. I'm going to put flowers all around here. There's a lot of but, you know, I can't
bring myself to cut down the mushrooms for some reason I don't know why it still looks like it does not look like a forest
here are my chickens and my ducks and I have a void chicken
his name is wait that's not fennel void chicken can you please fennel please
pusalino
my void chicken's name is pusalino
Pusilina.
As you can see, some of my cows have reproduced.
We have period.
I named one of the cows.
I named the cow Higar.
I named the cow Higar because it's about to die.
I
Oh
Why why what did I do nothing? Yoke was so good she died
Are you the joke I name one my cows high guard cuz it's gonna die
Who the fuck is high God
I'm serious
My god
He doesn't know, he doesn't know, chat.
He doesn't know.
Oh, the game?
Yeah.
Oh, I know how it got.
Did you guys want to play that too?
No.
Oh.
I think they asked me and I said no.
Far, why didn't you?
Uh, I think I was busy.
You were busy with what? On the farm?
Why do I look like I don't have things to do?
What the frick is you be busy with?
I got sponsored by Concord though.
I know, I know.
That's all time.
I feel kind of bad.
Why?
I got sponsored and they paid me a lot of money and then they...
You're a game killer.
Oh no!
No!
I think I played some games that have the same treatment.
Oh my god.
In a game.
I'm ready.
I'm ready on the farm you ready I'm ready well you're not on the farm I have to
start it start it up start it up
Jeff Keely loved that game Jeff Keely did love that game he tried his god damn
hottest
I have not played vampire crawlers yet.
I'm doing the farm.
Can I just join it like, come off it, click it, is that right?
Oh yeah, you should be able to.
Freaking, uh...
Freaking freak, we can't freak.
You can invite me first, actually.
Oh, you need to be invited?
Thanks, Sam.
Just gotta roll up and run.
It reminds you of Terraria music a lot.
Is that like Blasphemous to say or something?
What?
It reminds you of like Terraria music.
Terraria music?
Yeah.
I had the invite carried. I don't know what that is, bro.
Did you join or not?
Yeah, I'm training I think.
I don't think I I don't think I share anything we just started the summer right yes the summer time
And what is place you look at the shit hole
It's our sheet hole
What is she told you're gonna face this place up what the fuck?
What do you think I'm trying to do?
You're gonna fix this damn place out
we think I'm trying to do
uh, alright I'm, what am I missing, I got a dagger, cool
oh, always need a hoe
okay I guess I should go and um
the day is already passing me by, I'm already fleeting
relax, calm down, we got
what do I do, oh my god
we got this, relax, first we should go to pier and get seeds for the summer
smart okay yes you forgot how to play bro I what it looks so vibrant now look
at this place wow this looks awesome
hold on we got a quest hold up first time oh the birthday's coming up I don't
care about it oh you need to wheat the wheat oh there's no way we can make Sam
happy well we can't make Sam happy because it's gonna take us four days to
grow wheat so oh I accept that should I have no accepted it it's okay there's
no penalty for not doing it there's no penalty for letting people down
yeah it's fine it's so sick the lua was coming on the 11th and we need to
find something good to put in this in in the snow in the soup
I'm gonna gold-split this the moment it opens I'm in
hello okay so what's each of you got the recommended I say blueberry seeds are
the best but melon seeds are very profitable okay for a tip like for
that right well everything's gonna take forever as you can see how long yeah but
we could we can get speed grow
it's a process but tomatoes are good too
okay let's get a let's get a little bit of everything we also need to make we
we should make wheat okay okay i'm using the summer takes 11 days to grow a hop
starter is that that's hops okay yeah to make beer
ooh that sounds important um should i buy things yeah buy stuff how many things how many should i
buy i'll buy 10 of a no 10 is too little right i'll buy 10 of each if you want i'll buy 10 of
ten of each of the ten of each of them
we'll see how that feels
the good thing about tomatoes is that they keep regrowing sodas blueberry so stuff like
on like a vine or whatever
like it'll keep on producing
which is why it's good to get those types of things
oh i do like that that sounds good i'm sold on that
should i spend all our money
yeah sure why not
it's true we could use this weed growing
can we grow um um opioids what there's poppy yeah but those are just flowers
Jojomar Jojomar won't know what hit him bro we get the more addicted to opium
we're not gonna fucking get Jojomar and we can control the supply we could do
some real damage to Jojomar yeah fuck Jojomar we could do some real
interesting thing. I'll do more bro. I keep forgetting that this is not my private game.
Oh. I didn't buy any Pappos. Did I have done that? Um, you can if you want to. I'm with bro, sorry.
We should always get it when we like have more money. Okay. You know. The question. What's
What's this what's the scakros like AOE you know what I mean?
What's an AOE 8?
What's this like AOE like what's this like air of the effect you know?
It's like 8, 8 tiles in all directions.
Okay so he's pretty he's pretty juiced.
Yes.
Okay.
That's the wheat.
It doesn't matter if we like, let me just kind of separate it I guess I don't know.
It doesn't really matter.
We're gonna need like another skek or right?
That's a nice little blueberry patch
Then
This tomatoes can I don't speak to Mars on the same side
Then that they're like vines, right?
That's a free chill and then I got my poppy seeds hell yeah
I got this uh I don't know what this is all the melon seeds those melons are very profitable
oh hell yeah oh we have some melon seeds here oh nice
did you plant all the seeds yeah
you pretty have mold out right let's see if we got some mixed seeds
Oh, is that like a random thing?
Yes, it's random stuff.
Plantum.
Well, yeah, Pete's going to show him light up.
Nice.
Where's Venlon Saga?
I think I only want to take a few episodes but I never like watch the whole thing.
Missing out.
What?
Missing out.
I'll watch the rest.
I promise.
Guess what?
We have another Scarecrow.
Yeah, I forgot I made it.
I realized I didn't make room for all sprinklers, right?
This is bad.
Yeah.
Okay, well, let's go.
I realized I didn't make room for all sprinklers, right? This is bad.
Yeah.
Okay, well, we'll pick it up for the next cycle.
Fish.
We can make, right now we can only make one sprinkler, like the backup sprinkler that only does four tiles.
There's a sprinkler that does way more tiles.
I would just wait for the iridium sprinklers
those are the best kind
that's cock-a-shrinkler you don't want that shit
cock-a-shrinkler
yeah bro, you don't want that cock-a-shrinkler in your life
uh, I guess I'll fish
wow, with the remaining time for the day then
wait, we have a starfruit seed and an ancient seed and summer squash
wait, I found some things
I don't know, I don't think it was those things
but I found some
My mother's wool plant the damn summer squash.
You didn't tell me we had summer squash.
I don't...
I wasn't very good at keeping track of things.
I don't do sprinklers until I get quality.
What's up folks?
This guy farms and chat bro.
He...
That knows what he wants.
We got an ancient seed, but I wouldn't plant it until you get a greenhouse.
You get greenhouses?
Yeah, we could unlock the greenhouse.
Plant it now!
Chad is at odds.
Don't worry about Chad, just do what you want to do.
I'm not here to listen to people chat.
My damn farm and I'll do it all with damn well please.
Oh my god.
Do what I damn well want.
Look, if I wanted the optimization, I'd give it a satisfactory.
Damn.
It's true though.
I'm looking like a true Chad.
Okay, why does that ring?
Why?
Okay, I wasn't scaring for anything like that.
Damn.
Damn!
What are you doing, damn it, fool?
You damn it, fool.
Stop saying damn.
Damn.
Okay.
In fact, Torio's saying, dude, I want it so bad.
I don't think Mouse would like it.
What?
I think fact Torio's a bit much.
Factorio.
Do you think I have the brain power to be a factorio?
I don't see why not.
Do you think I'm smart?
I think you're your pharma.
I think you're quiet.
I'm quiet.
What is this?
What the fuck is this fish?
What the fuck is this?
What is this fish?
A pike.
A pike.
You probably need that right?
With the wall.
What?
A pike?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what kind of rod do you have?
A ridium?
You got the iridium rod already?
Yeah, I was seven grand.
Oh yeah, that's right. We saved up for you.
Saved up? Buddy, I fished half the ocean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was doing shit into these waters that would make BP look generous.
I fished half the ocean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did.
Okay. Alright, Aquaman.
Alright, Aquaman.
Chobro.
fundamental fan artifact
I'd like to get like random like little loot boxes and stuff for catching fish
like a ankle
this is the townspeople they throw their trash in the freaking ocean
throwing their trash everywhere at night they're better than everybody but they're not
they're just stupid villagers in the damn place
Do I do during the pike for the
Bundle
Uh
Congrats on the early ornamental fan that good or something
Oh ornamental fan say that
You can check I did forget to check I'll check on any of that
Well you can check from the menu you don't have to go anyway
I'm checking
checking I don't think we do we do not need a pike okay cool solid then he's
trying to sell it all he's selling it all man just helpful to get tons of money
be helpful oh yeah okay let me just oh you are you do what what just have a
horror game sometime at night when everyone's walking around what's this
look at all okay well glow bug or something the little fireflies but the
right bait on the rod yeah I honestly I didn't know how to get anything with a
purple star save it don't sell it why I'm looking I've been selling tons of those
well okay nevermind where was I supposed to keep those maybe well no you
don't have to but like there's a little coming up and like we need to put
stuff in the pot and we need good quality stuff to put in.
Oh, okay.
Greetings, Connor. As I've put it in for me, that your farm will be featured in next week's
Up and Coming column of the Stardew Valley Tribune. Congratulations, we're impressed with your quick progress.
Wow, I'm gonna be featured in the Up and Coming column of the Stardew Valley Tribune.
I'm gonna be on the front page.
I put all the purple ones in the red, or any purple fish I put in the red, the red box.
Opal.
Uh, what did you do, Scar? What do you want those?
In the rock box.
I can love the rocks. How many rocks?
Oh, there's so many, oh, wait, why are you spitting all this shit?
What?
Okay, I have to do it all guys.
Smith, I got a water.
I got to cut things down.
I got to chop down trees.
I got to do it all, don't I?
Why are you not doing all this?
I do it all.
We can do it all.
Well, these furnaces are expensive.
That's why I can build more of them.
We can build more.
He's going to get here.
gonna whip us up in the shape it'll sort it all out
don't touch my watering can I'm not touching the watering can
how you mean
I
Don't we get a when we get a better one we need we need um make ingots
How many
First iron upper first
Would they re-upgrade any of your stuff first or no, no, I don't have an upgraded pickaxe or anything
Okay, I've graded my pickaxe the copper
Yeah, if you have another one, I'll take it.
Well, we need money.
You know what that means.
That is the one thing we are short on.
Well, you know what that means.
I'm gonna get wood.
Wait, I have an axe.
You need anyone?
Yeah.
Oh, he sneezed.
Achoo!
Bless you.
Bless you.
When do we run out of trees?
Some go back, but also we have, we have seeds to plant more.
Alright, that's pretty gross, I'm wrong.
I mean, you could, but they come back.
Really?
Yeah.
The trees I chopped down and all, I haven't come back.
Well, I'm going to the mines by...
You know what? You're not gonna play mines, aye?
I'm going to the mine. I'm...
Ain't nobody playing mines, aye.
I'm not a sponsor for them. You know?
I really won't go for a farm fresh hot pepper, I'm sorry Gus, I don't have any freaking
peppers for you Gus.
You should get your own damn peppers.
You're such a bitch dude.
Oh yeah it's Tuesday, did you forget?
Are you a hot yoga class?
Yeah, hot yoga class.
I got one point thank you right now.
They're all in piers right now.
Oh, maybe.
I don't need to go to yoga class.
I march to the beat of my own drums.
What do I do to catch crabs? Do I have to put them in the ocean? The crab pots?
You can put them in the ocean, you can put them in the lake, you can put them anywhere.
With any body of water and I'll catch them?
Yes.
Oh wow.
Oh you gotta put bait in them, so you gotta make bait.
Oh shit, what kind of bait?
Uh, what kind of bait?
Well, uh, you can make it with, um, with bug, bug guts.
Look, is it out of his paper?
Wait for my return on the door on your third year, Grandpa.
What was Grandpa talking about, bro?
Grandpa's very secretive.
He has a lot of secrets.
He don't really understand what he means at the time,
but one day, all will be revealed.
It'll all be revealed, yeah.
Also, Grandpa kinda looks like Santa Claus, so I'm convinced we're the descendants of Santa Claus.
That's kinda sick.
I'm convinced.
Oh, no, not me.
I'm convinced.
I'm just calling mousey claws
I don't think he did
Oh, he's my first name even hearing about that
The Connorsy of cutscenes?
I don't like cutscenes
You remember?
He's a cheat man, he likes cutscenes now
I'm a change man, I like cutscenes.
He's a change man.
Why can't I help? Why can't I beat jobs like Slade 10 Slimes?
Because nobody wants to pay for that.
What am I going to do?
I'm trying to make crabpots I've gone down this path I want to I want to commit
Is there gonna be a crab potter? Fuck it, I mean what else can I offer to the fucking world?
My message to the world
That's the fucking, where's the rat with the cigarette? My final message to the world?
Is that what it is?
I found this little wall.
Where should I put, like, artifacts that I find?
Well, for the museum?
Yeah.
You gotta take it to Gunther.
Gunther, I have to.
Yes!
Or you can put it in a chest and I'll take it to him if you don't want to talk then.
I'll take it to Gunther.
I'll freaking take it to Gunther.
Oh my.
Where do we put the Smith bars?
In the chest.
Do you not want to?
I don't want to.
I'm gonna try to spamming. Look at your energy corner.
Yeah bro, it's a 10 bro, enough.
I
Make crap also the couple balls we have is that okay, I guess yeah
Just gotta give me a car
But now which bait do I need to put in there?
bug bait
Bug bait you can make it with bug
with bug guts
What I get the bug guts from I save some in the chest
Really? Yes
I forgot which one that is.
I like all algae.
Bug meat.
Bug meat.
That looks like the cave right?
Yes.
Bug meat.
Egg right?
Yes.
Pink and the pink chest.
Is here blue?
Ah there it is bug meat.
Oh there it is. Okay so I can just put that in the traps and we'll...
No you're gonna bait from it.
Oh really? Okay so I have to go to the crafting probably?
Ah bait. Ah okay just bait.
Should we make a bunch of bait from it? Is that okay?
Yeah that's fine.
I'll use it all.
If I lose it all.
Yeah I've used all of our iron as well to make our own bars.
We've got 49 balls now, that's good, no?
Yeah, it goes.
You didn't want me to smith the iron?
Yes, you can smith it.
As a man, I want to smith it.
As a man, do you use a ball of our resources?
Okay, so, um, are you going to the ocean?
Yeah, you're going to go to the ocean.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go to the ocean.
After
It is 9 p.m. That should be fine. Oh, you're tired. That doesn't affect things
Oh my god
Ocean with no energy bro. He's he likes to walk on the wild side
I'll put the bait in.
Right click.
Put the bait in your hand.
I guess I'll come back tomorrow and I'll see.
Let me find some water.
Where's the museum guy again?
Gunther is in the museum.
There's a museum guy again.
It's still like the east of town.
East?
Yeah, it's by a blacksmith.
Oh, it's Clio.
Be closed now, won't it?
Yeah, they close at four o'clock.
What canal is it, isn't it?
What?
Hell, isn't it?
Crazy.
Alright, well, let's forget about it.
Yup.
I've shut myself away from anyone I've reached to have this.
I made it to the time!
Woooah!
Hey, welcome back.
How are you?
I'm all right here.
If I lose it all...
I'm on my way.
Also, I brought you a gift.
Oh cool.
Is it an axe?
No.
What?
It's not an axe.
I'll find out tomorrow.
It's not an axe.
What's that?
You hear that?
Yeah, I see like a little audio thing.
It was an earthquake.
Quake during the night.
During the night.
What?
OK.
Let's see what that means.
Rumbling.
I lost my lucky purple shorts I'm telling you because I think I can trust you if you find them bring them back to me discreetly I'll pay well thank you mayor Lewis
What happened?
Emma's just yapping at me.
Emma's being crazy.
Sorry, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta a message from Mayor Lou. Should I read it?
Yeah, read it.
Lucy's embarrassing. I lost my lucky purple shorts.
I'm telling you because I think I can trust you.
If I'm them, bring them back to me discreetly.
I'll pay well. Thanks.
We're not gonna give him back them
What I'm not gonna give him
We're gonna steal in jolts
He doesn't deserve them. Here. This is for you
Whoa, look at that thing. Thank you. Whoa. What's that?
It's a sword. Templar blade
Whoa, look at this thing crazy. I need this trash crystal dagger anymore
Yeah, look at this thing. I should go venturing now, huh?
Would you get this from well, I find another sword
Which actually if you go to 490 you probably get the better sword. Oh, yeah, hand me down. Yeah
I'll take it's better than what I had
and we got to go for 90
we got to go for 90, come on
we only have 7 wood
no, we have like 200
where? in the black chest
I think we need to make more chests
and organize to think better
I think we should do that. I mean you should do that
Yeah, yeah
Okay, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I can do it too
I was crazy balls to the wall. Um, I'll do it too
No, I was trying to do some God-darnage rage bait.
Holy fuck, watering is intense.
Okay, listen, I'm going to tell you something.
You're going to notice our buddy is going to be draining away, but I promise you it's going to be worth it.
I don't know why.
You'll see. I'm going to go gamble.
All right. You're going to gamble?
Yep.
I
Look what I'm looking for
We're gonna see our money here, but I promise you it'll come back tenfold
There's a casino. No, and I'm just opening a loop box if you if you will
Wait, I'm looking great
We are back, I gotta give Emily a grip.
I think I need to upgrade my pickaxe actually.
I found a prehistoric rib.
You wanna upgrade? Okay, well we need money to upgrade your pickaxe.
Don't worry, I'm working on it.
Don't worry.
You want money? No problem.
Oh, I don't have a freaking grape. I have a black berry. I thought I had a grape.
How do I get the metapickaxe?
You gotta go to the guy.
Give him five ingots, but also 2k in gold.
Holy. Stealing it? So, copper. We're stealing it.
Copper.
Copper?
Copper, then iron, then iridium.
wait first copper then then gold and then iron I think oh you're like guys for
them you gotta go through you gotta go through them
copper copper copper you better do chest copper I did that's where the
food stuff is gonna go okay okay take my prehistoric rib
I'm trying to get to the museum.
You should have come to the museum.
At least I don't know the...
I found the animal tamer.
Am I close?
Oh, Marnie?
Yeah, I guess.
Just keep going east.
East? Do you mean west?
No.
There's a map?
Oh, there's a map.
Oh, there you are.
What?
Sorry, every time you said east, I kept thinking you meant like the other way.
What?
Yeah, it's even west.
can I forest this shit or not ok
those bushes look very forageable
some of them are forageable and sometimes they are but many times they're not
alright do you know your corner directions?
so do I put this somewhere like what I do with this?
go to Gunther and say don't need to museum
is he gonna like this one do you think?
I think he's gonna love it
Oh, I have to get uh...
Ooh!
I'm sorry
Where's all the money gone?
Listen, I told you that you're gonna keep it here
Whoa, look at all the rewards we can take, what the fuck?
Yeah, take all of them
Take the reward
Is this just for the one thing I gave or?
Yes
Are you serious?
Yeah, after...
Just come with shit I got what did you get look at all this shit
Get get them off
Damn
It's from previous donations. Yeah, that's okay. That's how soon I toss out. Oh, maybe you just didn't pick them up. I
Never I've never put anything. It's where you know. Yeah
Oh
Look at this
Rainbow shell, maybe I have to put that in the origin or something
What
What is this noise?
What?
What is this noise?
Huh?
Don't call me.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
What is this we can eat sad oh eat it why not it's gonna kill you
yeah right I got a lost book yeah you can read the lost book at the museums to get more
all the info and tips
So earthquake didn't do anything, huh?
Actually it did
What do they do?
What what what?
What do you mean?
Follow me
Follow me
Follow me
What's our shit drill?
What?
Like I all these decorations like what I do with all this put it in your house
Are you gonna call me or not? Hold on. I gotta plant the shit first
Shit bird
I got loads of seeds
Yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool to have some fucking seeds. Yeah, I guess
You gave me so many seeds. What the fuck? What a staffer. Is that all good?
Yes, it's good. It's worth a lot of money.
Out of season?
Yeah, you gotta save those, if they're not in season.
What's this one? What the fuck is it? A drum block.
There's a drum when you walk past it. No, it's fine.
I'm just gonna plant it.
I guess we're gonna see what this upgrade is on.
Yes, come. We have to be quick.
Why did I plant that? I don't know, bro. I just planted an ancient seed.
You planted an ancient seed?
I guess so.
Oh my god.
I have one more. Don't worry, cat.
Which one with that all right, don't worry we saw one. Why don't you give me a sheet of
What that's easy to die it takes a forever to grow oh
Okay, well, I guess that would probably happen to everyone that says play through
Don't worry. We can save it
Come this way
Nice rainbow show
Yeah
We think this is what happened. This was the earthquake
There was a rock over in this area now. It's open. Oh, whoa. That's gonna cool
Yeah, this is a train is passing by Stardew Valley and the train will pass here and it'll drop items that you can get for free
Or you can come in here in Onsen
That's cool
You didn't come I need to quickly go and get my shit from the
I'm a trapper.
Didn't you just put those up today?
Yeah, they got rocks.
I'm going to clear it.
It's light.
I'm sorry, I stopped following you because I didn't even get it.
Are you okay?
Wait, why? Why?
I don't know.
She's asking.
Wait, what did I do?
She's asking.
the fric
I don't know whatever you do do not plant this agency that's in the stress
Okay, so plant it now. No, no, no
Didn't follow my night in the fall
This mouse is stinky
Yeah, I've seen the stinky lines come off. I was like
I'm not sure what that is.
I don't know.
Me?
Yes.
Oh no.
Do we do anything with these cockles or do I just sell them?
Cockles!
They're just trash.
I don't know if we need one. I think we might, but I'm not sure.
Actually, we do need one cockle.
I'll just put it in the fish thing for now.
We need to put it in the community center.
Oh, really? Oh, wow. Okay, because I got really like hundreds of cockles.
I've no room for this giant painting.
You can move stuff around. You can move the window around.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I am
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Uh, did you- did you drop a few?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Forks sake.
What?
I'll pick it up.
You got it?
Okay, I'll try to sell the other one.
Yeah, I'll sell the other one.
Can you like label these chests at all or is it just like color-coded?
We can label them but we gotta make signs.
We gotta make a sign?
Okay.
and
I see text sign of a
of
the
Yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that.
Um
Fuck you.
What?
I'll water everything first. Let me just start off here.
As a man?
As a man? I will water everything first.
As a man?
As a man, I will water everything.
This is the one game where like, I guess having the water boy power from dispatch would be like, super useful.
You'd be the fucking talk of the town, man.
I feel like once you get into like...
You have to get into like a groove.
Look an invasive crab species is living in the local mine threatened the native wildlife. Oh, shit. I gotta kill three crabs in the mind
Okay, finally a job for me
You know where the warring can't well tell me about it. I hate it
I think I just need to go to the blacksmith, but first of all we have no money
So I think first of all we need to get money and then we need to do it
Well, we gotta fuck to the money when all this shit goes, right? I mean for a couple grand
We need more even. Guess what I got
What'd you get?
For a reward for completing a bundle
Yeah?
Bonjour Mosey. Since Connor hates me and is it a big bully, I'm going to give you my money
Stupid Connor says you stink when he's the one who doesn't wear deodorant
Uh, can you look at the ocean and he's lying to my face.
Emma, I'm asking you cause Connor hates me. Meow.
Okay, Emma, don't worry.
Well, like, I'm gonna be the fucking Crab Pot goat. I'll tell you that.
I'll tell you that.
I'm gonna be the Crab Pot extraordinaire about any of this run.
I don't have bait though, so you have to put bait in them.
Yeah, I'll go and get the shit out of them as well, so.
I can do both the irons.
Holy shit, it takes all my energy to water these plants.
I gave a crab pot this asshole by accident.
What the fuck?
Sorry.
A few assholes.
You gave it to him.
Do you, does the cat appreciate that we fill the water up every day from?
Yes.
I hope he appreciates it.
Even if he doesn't, I think it's fine.
I just, as long as you're okay.
I just want to be okay, you know?
He's gonna be okay.
You missed one?
No one said I missed one.
I don't think I missed one.
Oh, oh, wait.
Okay
Yeah, right
Yeah, I'm gonna go sort out this crab. I don't wanna
Okay, you did miss one. Oh, I didn't miss one
It looks good to me I
I yearn for the mines.
Who doesn't, to be honest.
Onsen the train also heals energy?
Yes.
That's your link, go into the own send.
What?
You move the chest at all now.
You can.
How do you move them?
You have to hit them with your pickaxe, and then you have to move them.
Blast by God.
Is that like a rid of everything?
No, just hate it with your pickaxe. Okay, I keep hitting it
of
decorations sounded out
that's not great
right I was right okay I always whenever I have to spell on stream I was
getting nervous I'm like oh god it was gonna see how down I
okay
I'm glad it's gone
What is this it's like a game
What yeah, right?
Get away from me
How does it work if there's like two actually things right next to each other how does that work?
Jesus Christ
I have no hearing items, oh no, I have to go.
I heard this chest, for example.
What? What the fuck is that?
What?
What?
Why does it do that?
What direction do you want to move in?
I'm gonna land them up over here.
Oh, okay.
Okay, the decorations. This is gonna be... what? Fruit?
Fruit?
Yes.
What are you laughing at me?
Nothing. That's cute.
I'm gonna fucking... it's so annoying when you... shit isn't organized.
Yeah, you can just hit them.
Kind of annoying though, online, like, I'm gonna get the sh... kind of against the wall.
You know, main light's kind of... doesn't really move.
This is using my energy, this is so dumb.
No, no, it's okay.
We're doing important things, um, or not.
What's in this one?
What is this chest?
Well, you just put shit in this
There's stuff in there
Okay, what is this one? What is it? What is it meant to be like?
In that I tell tell me the thought process. Oh, this is supposed to be like monster loot
Okay
It's supposed to be or is
We're already making a shit for already. Yep
not for a later
this is the shit drill, okay
drill
drill?
drill? is this her?
drill?
shit drill
oh fuck's sake
I
Move these away like this one's like fully against the wall right? Oh, it will move. Oh wow. Yeah
bottom middle cropped in a lot more I see it
I didn't see it we were I didn't see that one
Damn
Talking about what is this one should see what is this? What is this one?
These things I'm like, I don't know what you've to put in here. What was that meant to be?
materials
What materials?
Mr. Phoenix.
It's Argeables, thank you.
Argeables.
Argeables, thank you, that's much better.
Arge 2.
Shit draw number 2.
We kinda have multiple shit draws, okay.
Draw number 3.
Geodes?
I don't get it.
Geodes?
Geo?
I don't get it.
Geo?
Geo?
Rocks and shit.
Yeah, it's inside. It's like it's called G.R.I.S., right?
Wow.
This is my Roxxon sheet.
Roxxon sheet!
I'm heavy.
Okay, mineral, mineral.
I think I'm right.
Rainbow Shell, do I need to put that in the...
Oh, scene.
In the bundle?
hmm
i don't remember if one of the bundles needs a rainbow show
nope okay cool i can just
rocks and shit hey can you put that in the rocks and shit draw
yes
Shit roll much simpler shit roll number one through 10 is easier
Everything you never get you can then fucking buy anything you got them need
Wow
Now this one we haven't decided what it is yet, so I don't know what you want. I want to be
Good draw, balls and geodes.
Oh my god.
That's pretty nice.
Archibalds?
I don't know if Joji Cola counts as a Fargeable.
I forested Joji Cola with my own two hands.
Then we should probably get one for seeds, right?
Yee.
Okay, seed draw.
Alright, yeah. Now we're a lot more organized.
How far has that Jodicolo with my own two hands?
Oh, the- oh, okay.
Oh, a wheat. Oh, wow, that's fun.
I got the wheat.
What do we do with the Wii? Should I keep it for now or?
We probably want a chess that's the stuff we've grown.
or juice, yeah?
Apprent seeds? Yeah, that's pretty fine.
Everyone have that many seeds.
SEEDS!
Why? Why not?
SEEDS! SEEDS! SEEDS!
What's up?
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I don't believe this.
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
I don't believe it.
This is like all the trees. What are they pond here?
Where's the peach?
Peach.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Why is it like he's sucking it up?
What?
When you do the watering can, he's like, I don't know what he's doing.
You see that?
That's weird.
Let me show you that.
Let me show you that.
Look at that.
Look how you do it.
Look at this.
I'm telling you dude look at this
All right
I'm gonna try and call code with shit so actually makes fucking sense
My folk and health bro, this is terrible.
I'm so weak.
Food? What color would food be? Decorations?
Go be pink.
Pink.
Shit drool? Go be the brownest brown.
I'm gonna have to blow a freaking onsen.
The Spikes!
Fish, let's go do the blur.
The greatest food is brown.
The
Is producing produce not the same
I didn't
Oh, on-send? Oh, yeah, I forgot about the on-send. That's right.
Ah.
When I see the squirrel go in the tree, does that mean I can, like, go over there and go,
Let me in
I fucking like shake it like
Why did they get to have all the fucking fun in that tree bro
Dude the summer music is better I think
Oh
Fucking crab bro, I don't freaking crab wait. Where's my sixth pot? Hmm?
Where's my sixth crab pop that
I had an extra pocket give you break it's somebody back there. Oh
Oh, oh, somebody, you need that more than me, so you're saying, oh.
I like the winter music too.
The Matrix, it's me, your best friend.
Oh, I don't talk to my husband like that.
I see you call the lava crab population a bit.
They've been multiplying quicker than normal dudes with human activity in the caves.
So I'm hoping our efforts prevent them from threatening any other species
You see how much money we made a decent chunk there was that from
From slaying lava crabs
What's up, bro?
What was that?
What?
You just like stopped in your tracks.
You walked past me like I was a stranger.
Would you be mad?
Would you be mad at what we're pasting?
Yes, I will be mad.
You can't just walk past me like I'm some fucking stranger.
I'm sorry.
What the fuck, this fish is crazy.
I will assume you want to be strangers.
Is that what you want?
Tell what you want. You want me to be a stranger.
Oh my god. Sorry my bad, my bad.
Do you want me to be a stranger? No.
Oh no, no, no.
That's what I thought.
I have a question.
What?
Do we need a sturgeon or a crab for the bumble?
Yes.
How do I track?
We need a sturgeon. I don't think we need a crab anymore.
No.
I am a Sturgeon.
Alright, okay I go to the Greenhouse Rewards, what have you done?
I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon.
I am a surgeon, I am a surgeon.
Is it a pantry, right?
Fish tank.
River fish bundle.
Tiger trout, okay.
Ocean fish bundle.
Oh no, I was gonna fish, but I forgot my fishing rod.
Oh, you're mine?
Can I borrow it?
Yeah, what do you want?
I want to get a fish tank.
I want to get a fish tank.
I want to get a fish tank.
I want to get a fish tank.
I want to get a fish tank.
I want to get a fish tank.
Yeah, what do you want?
Well, can you, can you catch a largemouth bass?
Where, where is it?
In this area here.
Oh, yeah, if it exists, I can catch it.
I need one largemouth bass.
Wait, I had like 500 of those that I sold.
Well, can you get one for me and give it to me?
Why did you throw it away?
I want that shit.
Why did you throw away perfectly good algae?
I'm full. Don't throw it away.
I don't think this is a large mouth back. Actually, it might be.
no what is this oh it's a chub okay damn put that chub away there you go I
got some stuff for you stop throwing sticks at me what am I
I can take this too and you can take why are you giving me your trash well
because you want the fish don't you yes I do want the fish but put your bait on
on the road not to my crabs now you're all right I should
or use a trash can I've got one right here
That's so much stuff!
I don't like that!
I don't like that you said that to me!
Do you want a car?
I'll take a car.
You want a car?
I'll take a car.
You want a car?
You want a car?
Is that how trash can act?
And now a carp, please?
Carp, please?
And now a carp, please?
I'm trying to find this goddamn bass for you.
Largemouth bass.
Are you sure it exists right now?
Yeah.
Largemouth bass.
Largemouth bass.
Hold on.
This is a bit different to the other fish.
No.
Carp.
Largemouth bass.
Lodge your mouse path, stop showing up at 7pm.
Okay, well...
Well, kill myself.
I'll get one of the marty for you.
Do you need it tomorrow or do you need it today?
Tomorrow.
I'll get one tomorrow for you.
I love how it says two days, but then when you look,
and it's the next day, it's like, final day!
It's like, what the fuck?
That's not what two days mean, buddy.
Do you have all the teleporters, like, up right now?
Yeah, the bus, the mine cart.
Oh, right, right.
Where is it?
Oh, it's not this way, right?
Come, come this way, come, come.
Come, come.
I get old and I, I lose my way.
I need to come.
What?
I need to come.
I gotta save the fishers.
What the fuck?
Your bed is closer!
Yeah, okay.
I don't ever want to see you.
Come into my bed ever again.
If I catch you in my house.
Come into my bed.
I swear to God.
You and me.
I'll fucking destroy you.
You will destroy me.
Yes.
Why won't you get this big-ass bag?
I got him as a gift for myself.
What the fuck, dude?
Pepper!
This is a bank of track.
Do we need the Carl?
Carl!
Do we need it?
It's good to sell, it's money.
Oh, well.
what why'd you go in one I'm gonna say I'll sell them
where do I put the wheat I see the produce here green
what what we're laughing for what's so fucking funny the pain the fuck is so
funny.
What?
We don't have any building materials.
Where do I put a crab?
Crab?
Hmm.
I guess.
Fish.
Fish.
Probably.
Where do I put?
Why is there cabbage in the co-flower?
Why is there a co-flower in the fish?
I don't know.
I don't know what kind of weird shit you do.
That's you doing stuff.
No.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Such a great track, man.
Water, water, water, water, water.
Can you give me a water pot that doesn't take 5 billion years to water these plants?
We need to make more money so that we can upgrade your pot.
How much money are you bringing in, huh?
Well, how long will it take to get them?
Cambering?
Yep.
Why don't you work in an honest day's work, huh?
I do work.
I work every day of my life.
How about that? How about Stardew, you work 9 to 5?
I do work. Why don't you sell some of this shit?
You know what will give us a lot of money? These fucking diamonds.
Go sell them, bro.
I will sell them.
We'll get rich quick.
Yeah, rich quick, okay.
Tootsie
Bring a little bacon to the table
What the fuck where you
I
Thanks, I appreciate it. I
Who's George, I don't know who George is
I'm guessing he looks decrepit and disheveled
George is an old man that lives in a home with Evelyn
All right, that sounds about right. He's in a wheelchair
Okay, he's in a wheelchair Conner. Okay, so you know
Why are you telling me that?
You think I have some views on wheelchairs or something?
I found a rainbow twowl.
Oh nice.
In the trash.
Oh what the fuck?
Where's my large mouth bed?
Oh do you want that?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll get it for you today.
I'm going to go on the Olsson's like take time or something.
Yes.
Cause there's like instant regeneration.
Everything takes time.
Yeah, sure.
I'm questioning.
You got some new ideas to sleep on.
Really?
I was coming for you.
Wow.
You have ideas?
Big ideas actually
I'm going to go to this. Where was I going to go? Sorry, I already forgot, bro.
Large mouth bag.
I'll call you, that's alright, that's alright.
Oh, good girl.
I just finished my journey with my boyfriend.
Oh, good girl.
Oh
Well, oh nice that's a cool donation is this the answer? Oh, that is nice cool. Do I have to pay or is it free?
We mean you only have to pay when you go an on-site well, it's free a stardew valley
I start a valley. It's free a stardew valley. I don't have tits anymore. Why'd they go?
Well chop them off!
Chop them off!
I have to stand still to get the benefits?
What is this over here?
I got a lot of questions for a newbie.
Thunder eggs.
Actually I just saw all these artifacts.
They're just gonna sit here and take space.
Jambo right.
You sell them.
I mean, I know she does go out quickly.
Necoite.
I'm not giving shit.
You think any of these people deserve gifts from me?
No.
You always demand gifts.
Well they don't deserve a gift from me.
well we're the one doing our work around town
that's true our presence is a gift enough
wait what what time do i have to get the fish pie before seven p.m. okay
we're gonna have so much money tomorrow you're gonna be like whoa what
how's your every gonna have tomorrow a ton of money and you're gonna be like what flabbergasted
I won't be
Hey Will
That's good, look at this fish
Hey Will, you're gonna fucking like it
What's fucking fooling it up over there?
The Spiced Berry
all had
I'm trying to get you this in largemouth bass, but that won't do it to me
I'm going to be honest, I'm taking the explosives with me.
This is my birthright.
Oh my god, I only got 30 minutes left to get the goddamn bash.
Whoa, look at this.
Yeah, I can't get any more at 7pm.
I could not get this fish.
That's okay, don't worry.
I hope to meet a master fisher and get it.
Well, I'm lucky for you to know one.
What is this guy?
Oh, that's a woman.
Robin.
My husband loves strawberries.
Our husband?
That's like a normal-ass thing.
Don't tell anybody.
I must tell you.
I do love a good chocolate.
Okay?
It's a secret, you see.
You need a bullhead for the community centre.
I can't go in there this time right? Even though it's a dump closed
Make it tonight if I have you see what a shrimp
Scram
I love squarion.
I love stuff.
I bathed.
I need fibers.
What are you?
In your diet.
Is trash of any value?
Only if you recycle it.
I'm doing all that.
If we have a recycler.
I feel like I'm just doing my errands and I'm like just about chilling.
I got lobster though, but it's kinda cool.
Does that upgrade my fishing level chat?
Lobster?
Like getting stuff from the...
...natches?
Everything.
I don't know if it does, I know fishing does, but I don't know.
Yeah, it does.
I was gonna say, I figured it would, so it just doesn't feel like anything.
I know everything.
But you know what I do know?
Nothing.
That's true.
What?
I think it's largemouth bash. Then we've got the lake fishing paddle.
Dude, I had so many of those. I didn't realize we needed them.
Yeah, we need a lot of things.
Where do I get the ol' life? I think I caught one of those.
I guess we don't need the shrimp or the lobster for the bundle either.
No.
I did that portion of the bundle already.
How'd you get lobster and shrimp?
How'd you get that?
Oh, like, so some bundles require like,
it's like gives you a list.
Huh?
I'll give you a list and you can pick and choose which ones.
Sure, I'm just gonna get rid of them.
Honor, when you wake up tomorrow,
you gotta go on to the mines,
go to floor 90 and go to floor 100.
You really need to get what's on these two floors.
Okay, you do it.
That's probably...
Alright, sleepy time.
Sleepy time!
Oh, threats!
The pace reminds me of cinnamon rolls.
I
Check the traveling merchant cart every Friday and Sunday. She made some good stuff for the community center
Oh, that's my foraging love love. Oh wait that foraging includes chopping down trees
How much money we made? Thank you
We're getting real hard stuff. Oh wait that shall make me that much money. What the fuck
What?
It's pretty expensive, Shayla.
Wait, we're kind of, we're, we're, we're juice now.
Oh, can you get my ax right now?
You, okay, what do you want to be upgraded?
Axe?
Watering can and my ax.
We can only do one thing at a time.
So do you want your watering can or the big ax?
Or ax?
Probably, probably watering can.
Okay.
So what I'm going to do,
Uh-huh.
I'm going to take my watering can, I'm going to upgrade it.
I need to get me up.
And then when I'm done, I'm going to put it in here.
I'll water all the plants.
I'm on my way!
I'm going to build a freaking world on this farm.
I need to get the bars.
I don't have any.
You don't have copper bars?
I don't think so.
Oh, okay, don't worry.
I'm gonna make like an oars and I'm gonna make a that new box is like gonna be wood and like
Smith's things so like buildables
Yeah, why does this cracker look like me you're sticking a model of me on a stake and it scares everything off what the fuck
How do I check Sunday? Is there a way I can check the calendar? I have to go into the
town, right? Yeah. Eventually we can buy a calendar.
Let's say they give you the shipping fee all the time. Oh, the balls are done.
Yeah, hold on. I want to make more.
I need five.
I'm gonna pick these.
No, it's you.
I'm gonna pick the picker.
Why not?
Okay, I'll pick the picker.
I picked up the relish.
Picker!
We'll go for you.
We'll go for you, bro, go for you, go for you.
The train is passing through Stardew Valley.
Oh shit.
You know what that means.
We'll have to go there right now?
Yeah, go over there.
Okay.
And see if it drops shit.
Okay.
I'm gonna go to his game Don't upgrade the watering can it's a sign of
weakness what just call me a fucking cold calling call me brittle Betty's
in don't forget the traveling car when is the traveling car again it's every
friday right? uh is it friday or is it thursday?
sure it's just a friday vibe. whoa the train's passing by
i go in the car? no but sometimes it drops stuff
friday and sunday. really? oh we could check the cart now
let me drop this off this dude's thing first.
hello. i'd like to upgrade my copper watering hand. leprechaun shoes
I'll get you some shoes.
Shut up!
OK, so...
All right.
It'll, in like two or three days, the watering can will be ready.
Cool.
So I need to go to the traveling car in the mines, correct?
Yes.
Rage bait farm is only 40 pieces of the museum.
Huge. Huge for Rage bait and joys.
You don't want the free shoes.
No! I've got shoes.
Peter! I've got shoes. I've got shoes already.
I think it's a queen!
She went live, hell yeah!
Uh, Trevencott is in the Sindersnap Forest, right of Marine's Ranch.
Oh, cutscene.
Yeah, it smells.
Um, after cutscene, can you make a group chat?
I'll just hold the peed chat.
Okay.
Why is it locked? The watch doesn't stay here.
I think Mark doesn't stay here all day.
Okay, well, hey, buddy.
I'm drinking a little of things right now.
Tressed out, man.
Professor Gunther, Domino, was it museum?
Why do you think he has it?
I saw a big rusty old key fall out of his pocket one time.
Creepy sewer door like this just has just got to be a match for a big rusty old key.
Hmm
Don't do it everyone
My way
It's almost glue out time.
Survival burger, puffer fish, tulip, bean hot pot.
Oh, how did you see that?
Pale seeds, carp,
summer spangle,
red mushroom,
salamone,
dinner,
dark bookcase,
ooooh!
Rare seed!
Ah, should we get the rare seed?
Oh, you're here too?
Yeah.
The fuck, I can't look at the shit.
Oh, cause I'm looking at it.
Are you spending all the fucking money?
No!
I- uh...
I hope you don't mind. I think I'm gonna buy a rare seed...
...uh...
...and save it.
Oh, wedding ring recipe.
Okay, I'm saving this rare seed. Do not plant it.
i'm not going to plan anything it's not like in my inventory
oh i sure bought the puffer fish
corner can catch a puffer fish
uh... yeah why do you need to catch
you need to catch a puffer fish and save it
It's real quick.
We just got to know where to get it.
Okay, um...
Oh...
Is this the right one? I'll hit the...
Connor?
Yeah, what's up?
If I put the seed in here, you won't plant it, right?
Probably not.
Okay.
Rare seed, do not plant it.
I'm putting it in the seed bin, okay?
Alright.
No plant.
We'll see.
What do you mean we will see?
Yeah, I got an ancient seed, and I didn't know.
because I just assumed like yeah of course I'll plant the seed if it lets me do it you know
is that crazy of me? no. how does it the north step because she closes at eight
make a chest for don't use things. do not use chest
I don't worry plant the ancient seed, yeah okay I'll go and plant it now.
That seems like a good ton of plantate though.
With a note of the planting seed.
Wait, she sells a puff of fish though.
Yeah, she does.
And I buy it.
You don't have enough money, do we? Isn't it too gay? Or is it one gay?
Not one gay.
You wanna buy it? Or you want to catch it?
I'll catch it, I'll catch it.
Yeah, I am I am I cut down this tree literally ancient
All right
I'll get a coffee as well, just, there.
Oh, what's up?
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Got mixed seeds.
This is gonna be the wood.
Wait, no, I want the wood.
I wanna make a sign.
This is like buildables, I guess, crafting material.
I'm just like, this shit.
What?
Stop looking at me.
Ancient seeds go there, right?
No!
So no to the ancient seeds.
Do I need to put mussels?
Do I need to put muscles in the thing or are we good for that?
Good.
You sure?
Yeah, you can sell them if you want.
I think I'll probably just sell them, so I don't think we need them.
Thanks for the night fishing.
Oh, I don't need to have an old sack of shit.
Is it like a Mac stack you can have?
Like 999?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I was wondering.
It's 999.
I mean, I figured it would be something like that.
I'm literally 999.
Like, yeah.
the fuck is this thing this ear grow the fuck was it's a terrible it's a rare crow
Oh, yeah, and I'll call Pete all right, he's of course
Oh
Nice
Fishing I fish for trash look at that. Wow
Do you we get into this day? Can you pause or should I just not?
I'm gonna get a freaking holy wise co-pilot chart, but I hate this shit don't fucking open
that shit on my PC. I'll be back.
Oh
What
Micro-sloppy Micro-slopping.
What?
Micro!
Micro!
Micro!
Is it standing there menacingly?
Oh my god, it's Travis T Spoon.
I have come to rescue the farm save the far is killing everything I'm extremely concerned
with what he's done to you.
He planted a mansion seed outside!
No!
And he's gonna plant a rare seed!
Oh my god, I can't hit...
Don't tell me the bad news before I jump in.
I can't handle it, my heart.
He planted seeds the last day of the month.
This is such...
Is he doing it on purpose?
Is he actually...
No, he's...
Literally just saying...
You know what the season is? Or is it just winter or rain all the time in Wales? I don't know.
Okay. The good news is, is that I know my way around a farm. But I do need to create a character.
And I need to be invited.
I shall invite you.
Sick. I am so excited.
I love this game.
Okay, let me see. Let me jump in.
On steam at stardew valley is under a special subcategory called dream hits
Yeah, you made a subcategory called stream hits
Well, that's what I think the stream hits are like there
I don't know if the community agrees, but I put it there because I think it's a stream
Wait, I should do categories like that. I don't do that. I'm so dumb
Dude, it helps me a lot because I have my RPGs. I've got my my roguelikes
and then my stream hits I'll tell you my categories games to try and see if I play
ugly ass game play with friends this is stupid so wait how big of the file is
games I should try to see if I like it 2005 there's a lot of games in there
that's intimidating alright so hold on I feel like I go to co-op is what I do
And then I'm trying to do this. Oh wait, is it is it rage bait farm?
Okay, so it's not a clever name. All right, so I'm gonna go to I have to do there's two of these okay wait
Wait, how did I have to do new farmer? Okay
Okay
All right, so I need to
I think I can share my character creation, I feel like I can.
That doesn't show any vital details, does it?
No, he showed it already, it doesn't matter.
Well, never mind, nothing showed up on the screen.
Okay, let's get into this.
There it is.
So first, Mouse, what's your favorite thing?
Just out of curiosity.
Curiosity, so the moral of course
Okay, so my favorite thing, I guess is
Either pizza burritos tacos or video game. I'll go video games. I I like video games. I
like video games, too. I
Don't like them as much as Connor apparently. I'm not salty about it. It's just insane that I lost that
Um, let me see. I have a beard. There we go. All right. I am rage bait farm. Okay, so I am so excited for this play through. I'm ready to start helping. I'm going to do my part.
part. I'm gonna go with my cool two-tone purple shirt. I'm gonna go with some gray jeans.
You know? Why not? Or should they be brown chinos? Yeah, you know, I'm on the farm. I've
got my brown chinos I don't know how to make the color I know he chose boobs what
he's just boobin it everywhere you've got
Bazinga's
Oh
I'm ready to scream together. Okay. Okay. I just finished my character. I'm finishing my I
I am positive
Nice
Unless oh, maybe I'll keep a pause
Okay, there we go. Okay, and then I go to
go over here and
And I go to this thing and then you go to...
I realized, the cabins that it gave us,
it's like the three little pigs
and I chose the fucking hay house.
Like a barbecue.
One that could be blown away.
Fucking...
I hope mine is gonna be like a sick,
I want the wooden ones, you know?
Yeah, but you've got the sick log cabin that's available.
Hell yeah, I do.
It's the veteran cabin.
Oh, sick, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in,
I'm in.
Come on in.
OK.
I just got set my controls right.
Oh, this is I'm so pumped for this game.
Oh, my god.
My dad read an article about me in local paper
because my farm is so great.
Oh, who the fuck's my dad left when I was like two.
What?
What did he do that?
He did not send me a letter saying your place in Japan
is great, but I'm going to prove him wrong.
You're not going to miss home, he'll say.
Okay, I want to go big UI scale because I'm old.
Yeah, I mean, I'm me too.
I'm really old.
OK, so this is it.
And then I go here.
All right.
I mean, I heard that you planted our ancient seed outside.
And then you just I heard you're just throwing.
But no, OK.
I was never explained about the ancient seed.
Why would I not plan the ancient seed?
I guess, honestly, you make me so sick.
Hey mouse, there's a homeless guy watering my plants.
Hey, what are you doing?
I got another tip for y'all.
I'm going to fix your farm.
I'm going to stay.
Hey, thanks for helping out.
I had like two beers with Connery yesterday,
and I have the worst hangover of my life.
Oh my god.
I don't know how this happened.
I don't know what happened.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, there's a two.
You did have two.
It was like at least a minimum of two.
And I am strug-bellying.
I can't even plant my parsnips, man.
We went to one place and they were like,
you guys should have a shot of vodka.
Oh, that's what it was. Dude.
Well, no, it's a waspot. It's a waspot.
So they started pouring five shots for like me,
Pete and like three staff members. And then I was like, okay, well,
and the bottle was like pretty low. So they could only do about half a shot.
And I think we were all like, Oh, that's great. Yeah. That's, I love half.
I don't want to enjoy a shot. Yeah. They go, well, don't worry.
Then he pulls out a whiskey bottle and tops up the vodka shot with a whiskey shot and I was like well, this is this is just not good
Yeah, that's like I've never heard of this before
They just added and I was the only one who liked it
Which I think just means that I was the only one who was gonna have a headache the next day
So that's already feeling I was like that's disgusting so it was disgusting
It was pretty bad
I feel like I did like I was a bad thing he's fine Gunners fine I'm I am in dire
straights and then it was I found out now that it's all coming back to me I
remember that it was a patron who was giggling to herself laughing that it was
she was the architect behind this poison attempt she was like Tee hee he you
you guys are gonna have the worst hangover.
Valka Taki?
Do you like, in awe that we spoke bad Japanese?
She was like, this is the coolest thing ever.
That's true. We ended on a high note by impressing everyone with like, our eight words.
Also, I felt so bad we met this wonderful friend of ours, Yuzuki-san,
and we were talking outside and like, we were about 10 minutes into the conversation
and I said, you need to leave now, I'm out of Japanese.
I was like, no, it's cool. It's a vibe. And I was like, no, it's over. It's over. I'm out. I don't have anything more Japanese. I was like, you literally said like, I don't know what I thought. I was like, what?
I listen, I had like a string of hits, though. I had done so well.
And I just, I was like, that's enough.
Japanese fellow you don't go a lot tough. Okay. What is this? Okay, we've already got a mess here
Who put the text signs?
Honor what this is like? What is this for? It's it's what?
I'm gonna replace all that's really the best thing. I've done all day. What the fuck he's all about
I can't and then also my you were right my UI was like so zoomed out when I made my character
Yeah, I think I may have made someone from it's closer to Mexico like he's
He's very tan, which is cool because that's what I wish I was more tan, but like I couldn't see the skin shape
No, it's not it's not like I'm just like abrasive. I just really like appreciate
But I don't know how well you
I'm out of English let's end this chat I have nothing to say yeah I totally just
ended our little conversation with that poor girl no it's funny I feel like it's
like when you do a good comedic set and you just want to end on a high note and
you're like boom that's the best I've got I don't there's like just that's how
I want to walk off drop the mic and leave, but I had to pay the bill still so I was just like, uh, please come back
And then she walked his teeth of place
Is obsidian is better than temple of light. Yes. Oh, well is wow
All right, I've never seen the four corners far before kind of cool. It's perfect for multiplayer. That's what chat told me
It is it is very nice for multiplayer
um it's a little too nice you know all right I'm gonna get rid of all your
signs this is why the sides are good no no no we have a visual way of shits
drawer okay that one you gotta have well what is this what the fuck
star drop oh yo my energy's up now that's big time and now Pete can come to
minds and reap all the benefits of getting all the prizes without doing all the work.
Alright, let's not point your fingers yet. I've already done more work on this farm than Conor
on the point of time. I can't believe you think my sign is shit. I've been staring at these signs
for 20 minutes. I have no idea what you've done. Like, this is just confusing. Yeah,
we're gonna change all of that. Forgeables, and you have seeds in there and a soda.
That you can barge Veserta.
If clay hardwood broken glass...
That is a pot of wings.
You've... you've... you've... okay, okay.
Well, what have I done now? Go on.
I know, you've got... you've got bat wings in the shit drawer and in the forgeables.
You've got...
I didn't know I had large bowls in the okay. These are all gone
I'm gonna put a bunch of signs. All right, these all got to go. I'll show you the improved method
My method is awesome. I don't know you're twirl out
Okay, we're gonna fix this right now. I'm gonna craft even though I didn't do any of the work
I'm gonna use all the materials
What the fuck that's there's there
I
In it America
Wait, which one's my house did you choose the crappy one on the right? Yeah, I
Didn't think very much. That's funny
Joe Jamar, okay cool and as this one mine then is mine the
Mines well, it doesn't matter I guess
This lava has nothing in it.
Oh, are you trying to finish mine?
Yeah.
Sometimes you'll find stuff, sometimes you won't.
Hey, the good news, though, is that in that magma, you can get a really important item
called Cave Jelly.
Oh, good.
I think you should.
Definitely need that.
Cave Jelly.
Cave Jelly.
cave jelly and if you get one of those we can make a fish smoker some day
smoke okay what is I cannot fuck on you love you oh great nice catch put it in
your crab pot that was mean okay well I just think it's funny that that you
uh oh i got cave jelly
i take it please tell me i took it oh fucks sake i forgot to take it god damn it
i forgot to take my cave jelly
god damn it i made room i thought it was like it would go in automatically
play. Wow. I'm gonna pick somebody's tundra boots. These are like. I don't know if I've
known of those. Thank you. Alright, I've replaced one of this. Okay. You guys want
the fish? What does that mean? We like where this is all set guys. This like. Why why
I like coming over here and like...
I like...
I put it very hard to do that, like...
I gotta undo some mistakes. This is how it is.
I'm optimizing.
I'm optimizing our farm.
So, there we go.
Let's get one of these.
We're gonna make this the monster...
the monster chest.
Optimizing.
Okay.
Do we have a fish smoker or do we have a fish pond?
No, we found it by chance. Did you see that?
Whoa, where'd it go dude? There's halibut road and there's also some other road one other one
Chubb
Chubb row. Yeah chubb row. Yeah
But see the rows were indifferent, I don't understand that's yeah, that's play mouse. I don't know what bye guys. Oh
shit
What the fuck that one was hard to get what the hell oh
Destroy when I got my fucking drink in my hand tears. I wasn't ready
Mass you got to admit the visual clarity of the signs is oh, I love it
I'm a huge fan. I like knowing what the chest is for I have to like, you know go near it
Well, then you'll really like my new method. I promise wait till you get home
You're gonna you're gonna think this one is an absolute upgrade
You're gonna love it should I keep this trash for the recycler or is it literally no point keeping it recycler is good
You get some cool stuff from that
It's 11.30, damn, it's late.
Let it all in there, you're working.
Oh, there's some seeds. Rare seeds, pumpkin seeds, ancient seeds.
Well, I don't know a lot of good stuff here.
I thought I had to talk to him once I reached the bottom. I guess not.
Hey, I'm stealing this painting and I would like to put it in my my domicile. Yes
What's nice?
Okay
Let me see what this is. Yes, this is the garbage
10
We'll figure that out in a minute. What's this guy?
Or is what do I do this lava fish was this?
Love a fish who sell it
Really yeah, why not keep it? Everyone's excited
No, yeah, don't throw it away. You just said sell it. I mean, yeah sell it for sure
What oh wait, we need to we need the fish ponds or what is it called?
Oh, you can also throw it firey also good in fish ponds and we we might need it for our
What's it called our community center if we're doing that?
I just, oh yeah, I don't know what the fish pond, I don't know what that is yet, I guess I'll figure that out at some point.
Our first day, for me, 650 gold.
That's a big day.
It's a big day.
God, this game is what Loup is godlike.
What's that?
This gameplay loop is godlike, I love this game.
So it's one, help! Help!
only 5k for fun that's pretty reasonable
I have an opinion on this stuff here
I'm gonna do minor
can I borrow your good axe mouse
you can't do both I'm not stupid like Connor
what?
what did you say?
we just chose violence today with you didn't we Connor?
you guys don't even mean to me today what the heck
I didn't say anything
I don't even know why you didn't do anything to me either I just woke up with
I think if you like getting the ores and making all the cool stuff minor is is better because I think the second when you get you get blacksmith or something else
geology I kind of like mining
I like mining
minor you get more ores and more ores means more tools and we're multiplayer so we need way more ore
that's true
gotta let him go in geo
How about you just pick eat my balls I'm tired of staring at this black screen
It's just so ominous day nine of sun
Like New George fucking mask. I'm waiting for the moon to fucking kill me
No, it's been nine days of summer. I've yet to leave the farm
I'm still organizing these chests to maniacs.
This is like visual representation of how it feels to like get a bad FU for your phone
away.
You're like, wow, this is really fucking just dark, huh?
I can't scroll.
The watering can's ready.
I don't like this.
This is so much less helpful than text.
What?
Oh dude, are you kidding me?
You just see where to put stuff.
Where's my text?
No, no, no.
It's just a picture rod.
just you're from far away on the farm you just visually can tell oh yeah it's
there
hot pepper hot pepper what is in the hot pepper well the things that we grow on
the farm okay yeah can I use some of our money to buy a bag thank you God or
Or maybe I should re- No. You know what? I don't need a bag. I'll just plant more.
PEEE!
Just lock it.
I don't want free handouts.
Pee! It's so good you're here because you're just in time because the Luau is in there for you days.
I love the Luau.
The Luau is almost here.
Trying to keep the art of fishing alive. I'll pay 100 gold to any fishing enthusiast who catches one pike.
I'm on what I go first you have to accept
What I get what I catch a pike
I think I feel like the pike is a river fish. I made that up horses. I
Made it up. I think it's in the mountain lake thing. I feel the one that's right outside the mines
Oh
Sorry, I might I was right the first time
My final fancy 14 guide, okay, please carry me
Does she not play anymore did I just know no no no no no no
I was like, uh, never mind. I'm not never mind. We don't have to play that ever
Okay, I
I got back in and I was like I played a while right and you guys have this immediate
45 minute cutscene and I was like okay, okay, let me lock in
I'm waiting for this please open I got it where's water in Ken Mouse I got it
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh.
I went out to put it in my chest.
Oh yeah, I'm realizing that too.
We can wait till we get to the car here.
But first...
I gamble.
What do you gamble? Are geodes?
Yeah.
Oh, is this gambling?
Yeah, it's just gambling.
That's too sick.
Okay, wait, I just need you to leave the watering can there and everyone wants to do it in the morning can just do it
I'll operate up dang it. I love crops
That's my favorite I like fishing a lot
I'm putting the watering can in the chest.
Thank you.
Uh, are you gonna go in mine, Mole?
Yes.
Oh, I need more bait.
What you're saying is you want me to kill.
It's like five bill.
Why would I pay for when there's perfectly good bugs that Mouse is gonna kill?
That's true. Just get the free bugs.
I mean, absolutely. I take it all back. You offer on your farm. You just pay for things when you could get them for free
I'm liberal whatever
Oh fuck I gave her a trash can I don't think you like that fuck capitalist
Okay, so let's see
I need to any food to pick on my journey I
Need to make a trash bin for real
I
She hates me bro. I just gave her fresh straight up
Okay, I think this is as close as we're gonna get to
Okay
Bone fragments all right
Oh, Caroline!
This is a shit bite.
There you are.
Excuse me, sorry to interrupt your caca class.
Oh, it's Tuesday, right?
Yeah.
My house is too small for the- I'll put it there.
Where were? In the town? In town! What the fuck is that? I've got some even to accept
the quest to get the fucking pipe.
Where is it? Where is the frenzy?
I've no idea where it is.
This isn't town. I don't know where that mean.
Town is so big.
Uh...
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I need to craft one more chest.
I got mixed wheat.
It'll be our garbage chest.
garbage garbage day so because that fish is not that valuable is there still a point in
like going for the francy i guess like maybe they bite faster i guess i remember i find it
It's just quantity, I wouldn't get a lot of them, luckily they're really easy to attach.
Okay, I feel like that's pretty clear so far, right Mouse?
Yeah.
Like we have tools and items and easily easy to find stuff, I think, and I'll put this one with trash on it.
Boom.
Looks great.
That's great.
Back to the mines.
The mines.
Oh.
I lost book.
Hey, nice.
Nice.
They were nice. We complimented you
On your compliments
Compliments you you come to my farm say my have my place is a fucking mess. It's organized like shit
Well, I I do think it's nice that you found that I'm very proud
Okay seeds are almost done we don't have a I'll put it in there
this fish oh like oh pike that's what I need you right did you know I felt so
bad I just this a Vod comment you know I read the Vod comments I think they're
important you know those the Vod watchers are our godlike and I plan
controller in this game and every time I auto stash everything into a chest I
manually move right like 150,000 times and he's like hey I never comment for
love of Christ please push right bumper auto just just dump them into the house
like I'm so sorry so he had to watch me for at least 60 hours I'd say I'm gonna
keep on going he's no he's right I didn't know but I I really appreciate that
guy I'm so sorry it took me that long I learned you won't forget I learned a
Yeah, I got a hundred, hundred monies.
Hundred monies, Fraz.
Hundred monies.
Where's the rich?
Oh, get back my broken CDs.
Do you want seven broken CDs?
Because I have them in there, then I trust them.
Oh, trust me, I've cleaned out a lot of the EF-10 total.
Oh, well.
Found a lot of those.
Okay, alright, almost... got it.
Chaps and Slimes.
What, crabs worth a good amount of money in this game?
I don't know how much to word.
Eventually.
It's nice to have a gloom today, if I guess so much XP.
Get in the crabs.
I think one of the weird, well...
Come on.
Alright.
Now I'll start cleaning this.
Uh oh.
Someone got knocked unconscious.
Are you okay?
Die in the fucking eyes!
I did.
Alibot Ro.
Oh.
Ugh, I hate this.
I don't want any food!
I got a treasure chest.
What does that do?
That sounds good.
I'm sorry.
I'm so good.
But Harvey charged us a thousand dollars because I died.
What?
What, a thousand?
I fucking hate this guy.
How much does a treasure chest worth?
Uh, like $5,000?
How do I open it?
You don't open it, you sell it.
Where?
In the, in the, you put it in the bin.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I remember, I tried to give it to Linus once, cause he's my guy, the homeless guy.
Oh, he, he gives it back to you.
It's so sweet.
I thought you'd give it to him too, and he gave it back to me too.
That's so sweet.
He's like, he doesn't give it to you.
He's just live off the land, you know, and chill.
He's a freaking freak and he's an industry plant and I don't trust him
Linus yes, he works for Joe Jamar. I know he does. Oh, yeah for me too post
He's a fucking plant
Come on water does ink in the water. That's I feel like that's not what did you say?
Can you actually I can I can eat a flower I
Need a
And I guess you're called a broken trident. What is that good? This is like slime gatherer on it. Oh
It's a weapon
Yes, I saw his weapon. I didn't fully understand like
Slime is a lot when you fight the slime you get more
This is cool, you're getting like rare. Are you fishing all this stuff up?
I think you go sign and take it on back. You're a great fisherman
Um whoa, what the fuck is this?
Okay, we lost our thousand dollars
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I think that's exactly when I took the Vodka Whiskey shot.
Oh my god.
I've seen Poo-Hoo. What's this?
Can you please sing?
What is this noise?
What are you doing?
It's so annoying.
I mean I'm crying
I mean I'm crying
Are my tears annoying to you?
Yes.
Somebody, I'll see if it's in this chest.
Oh, upgraded watering can, thank you.
I'll take that.
Rage bait farm, isn't it? It's so perfectly named.
It's not Rage bait, it's good.
That's what the name of the farm is. It's called Rage bait farm.
And we're just all rage baiting each other.
I
Okay, don't forget to sell your cool treasure chest so I can go buy all kinds of stuff
Well, what's this?
We're dropping on starting farms. Go go go!
Mystery Boxes! Yay!
Now you can find the mystery box anywhere, Connor.
I love searching. Deluxe one, then.
Look how much money we got.
Bro, Connor, look at your big monies.
What's a look?
Legend.
Whoa, 5k for that boy.
I told you, it's 5k.
I'm gay.
I go!
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Damn.
Meow.
I'm so sorry for the musician.
What are you doing in my house?
I...
I was...
What the fuck?
I was very like, last minute to get back, so...
Oh! Oh! So now it's okay to sleep in other people's houses.
But when I ran into your house because I didn't have enough time,
you were like, what the fuck? Get out of my house!
You had plenty of time that one time.
Dear Ratanas, tomorrow we're all gathering at the beach for the annual Pelican Town Luao.
The highlight of the event is the communal paw look.
Make sure you bring something good to contribute.
The governor himself is attending the event, so make sure you're on your best behavior.
Come to the beach sometime between 9am and 2pm. What are we going to put in the hotpot?
The mayor's pants.
Oh, I don't know how to get it.
Damn it.
I know.
Forget that.
Uh, it's in, well...
He is called by one of the...
It's been Marnie's room.
He's been a little sneaky, little sneaky mayor.
Checking out his residence.
Yeah, he's been fucking Marnie.
Yeah, that's the blunt way of saying it.
They've been fucking and they fuck all the time.
Jesus, really?
That's... yeah.
Guys, we need to stop this.
Wow, what's wrong with, uh, two people of...
The guy can't fuck?
The guy can't fuck?
No, the problem is, is that Marnie and the mayor are fucking and Marnie wants them to go public and the mayor does not want them to go public.
Wow.
She is kind of like... he's kind of like, no, no, what will the people say?
I think she's saying, finally there was a good decision in your fucking life.
He let us move in. Okay that was probably a bad decision too.
Alright, I'm gonna go buy some seeds.
He's gonna go buy some seeds.
I'm not sure.
I don't know what's going on.
I'll probably bring the cauliflower and put it in a hot pot.
Okay.
Oh, a message bullet.
It's also, it's a Maru's birthday if anybody wants to.
You fuck Maru.
You bitch ass Pierre, you're always effing close when I need to talk to you.
You're worthless, Pierre.
I hate you.
God.
Fuck you, Pierre.
I hate that you have the French version of my name.
Uh oh, Pierre, Pierre.
I hate him. I've been to town once, and he's like,
Sorry, we're closed. I don't have a nut fucker.
Listen, you'll be able to understand that no one in this town wants to fucking work except for us.
Damn it, I don't want to go to Georgia. It's gonna charge me more!
Do we have the uh, the mine cart fixed?
Yes.
Thanks to me.
Thanks to me.
Ahhhh, okay, so.
Yeah, I didn't realize these mines were fucking strong, dude.
Well, I nearly got killed.
Yeah, they have hands.
I didn't realize that, I nearly died.
I'm right there.
Well, we need- we need ore.
Which ore do you need?
Probably a lot of copper and iron to- to get our-
We also, you know we could get you a really nice fishing pole
Yeah
Wow
One that we had to get for him. I've worked so hard to get that for him
Those are 7,000 bucks. You did find a treasure though, so
Yeah, I did I paid for it, man. I
Paid for it, man. I
Worked my ass off of that
Do we have is the uh, is the spa open? Yeah
Okay, let me
This is pathetic, my real life character is like tired at noon and I, that's just,
stop humiliating my real schedule in a video game.
How can I be exhausted midday?
I also just called my Stardew character my IRL character.
I've blended the lines of reality and fantasy.
Oh, I'm done. I'm actually gonna die.
No.
Over my dead body.
Any more, madam?
Uh...
I might have a small piece of shit.
I mean, I can leave.
No, I don't have any healing.
Watch for I leave then. I mean, I've already killed a couple of the guys.
Hey
Do I heal if I go in the hot spring yes, hey get your energy back
Does it heal me though as well? Yes. I don't know
Yes, I feel like it should
Mine's a brutal I realized brother hands. No the Emmys had had them before
None of my dad to touch me
I'm just chilling in the spa.
Couple hours in here.
Get a soak.
I will get a soak.
Did you finish the floor?
No.
What?
I got a heel.
What the hell?
I worked my ass off of that.
My, my, my, my, my, my, my.
Wow.
Wow.
I'll leave a jam here too.
Listen.
No, okay, I'm...
I'm sorry, I'm dying.
I'll be back.
I should have faced around these mines again.
Who's the one that's been doing the mines, me?
What, because you did two floors, you didn't do your best?
I should have faced around these mines again.
No, I will. I'm gonna show my face in the mines right now.
I got a large mouth pass.
You just don't need that?
No.
No, you don't need anymore?
I don't know.
Let me check.
Oh, hey, Maro, it's your birthday.
I need a walleye.
I need a tiger trout.
I need a largemouth bass.
Yes.
Can you take it to the community center?
Hold on.
I'm fucking fighting for my life.
You little rubber gritty.
That's cool.
This fish is crazy, dude.
I have you up all the right.
So I think Master you're telling me at the bottom at floor one hundred five.
I just get a free star drop.
One hundred.
One hundred.
One hundred. All that hard work.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I get it.
Topaz.
Oh, Paz.
The hell's that?
We.
What's a rock?
I love that we have the minecart working.
um are we doing the original community center or the remix
uh we're doing the original rainbow trial should we have done the remix one
i'm doing it right now on my third farm i need to invite you to yeah
uh it's been it's yes it's kind of challenging i like i don't think i can do it in year one
because I made like a spring mistake.
I was like, oh, it's hot.
Oh my.
Ah!
I'm going to spend so much money tomorrow
and get everybody angry.
What are you going to buy?
Crops.
That's fine for me.
It'll, it'll someday.
Oh my god.
I'm out of here.
Boom.
Out of here.
Um, oh yeah, we do need your fish pond so we can put the lava eel in there.
I think we can get that tomorrow.
Oh no no no, we need uh, we need, we need to fish something out of the ocean for us.
What do you need?
I think we need, uh, algae.
Which type of algae?
We need seaweed, we need five seaweed and five green algae.
That's what it is.
Okay, there you go, there.
Then we're good.
Where's the four gibles?
Oh, it's right here.
I'm an idiot!
I'm not meant to do that.
Nobody saw it.
Nobody cares.
Fix it.
I saw it.
Fixed.
I feel like we have 5 algae 5 steed, we'll be trashed at all, cause I didn't know if I needed it.
Yeah, we need 300 stone, 5000 stone.
Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot. Conor was throwing away the algae and the seaweed he would catch.
Well, that's okay.
Summer squash seeds, are those good?
Sure, we can plant those.
Nobody told me.
He's going in a way.
Nobody told me, man.
We'll get him back. We'll get him back. We told you not to and you did it anyway.
That's literally not true.
Brr.
Brr, me.
Brr, you.
Brrraaaah!
Fuck am I going?
Whoa, we're a saucy little road.
Well saucy little dirt road.
A saucy little dirt roll.
Give it some, uh, friend of dirt charm. My dirt aesthetic.
My god, the dirt aesthetic.
What do I get reward? Oh, I got a dress spinner. Oh, awesome. I should use that.
But does it go after a while?
You told him about AI Pete.
Have I told him?
Who?
And mouse?
Matt told me about AI Pete.
AI Pete's great.
Ian made that during the cyclathon.
If you go to premierpeak.com, you can like interact with it and it'll tell you good
fortune.
It also might tell you to go fuck yourself though.
I'll interact with him later.
He's great.
is Ian's finest moment.
Really?
Well, it's a love bar.
But the fact that he has been sitting on the URL of Premier Pete for like
five years just for that one joke is kind of impressive.
I got to respect that.
Okay.
Yep.
Why don't we get anything in the trash cans?
I think they look good, right, Mouse? Is it a little plot?
Yeah, it looks really nice.
It's going to be a good old farm.
I'm not building no moat.
I need to- oh yeah, in today's Wednesday on the television you can see a rerun of The
Queen of Sauce in case you missed it yesterday.
The queen of sauce that's a well it's a rerun
Sunday's is the new ones
I can't miss a queen of sauce
What if I do you push that put the slime which box should I go it's the one with the slime on it
I'm gonna side the jelly one and be here
River jellies I put in the jellies I put in the seeds. Oh
Oh really what why I don't know. There's no rhyme or reason for it
What are the towpaths we should put that I'll put river jellies into the the woods and stuff, okay?
That makes sense
And since it's not a seed oh wait it's summer right now. Yeah
Let's plant these things real quick before I go to bed
Can't see shit in the dark
What that means?
Yeah, it's you being fallen over.
It's me.
Ugh!
So all you do is cost us money right now, P.
Yeah, well, I also worked myself to the bone until 2 a.m.
I went into town.
It costs us money. That's not great. I'm not gonna reward you for that.
I need to be rewarded. I'm old.
Not easy.
All right
Let me let me fix this now when Pierre finally opens his shop on a third. Oh, it is a luau, right?
Do you have any like
Purple star fish Connor that you've caught. Yeah, that might be a good thing to toss in there
Sure, I take all of them. I'll leave you guys one. Well, it isn't one to throw in your your best fish
We'll show them.
So later when we meet for the luau we'll chuck it in.
I found it!
I found the meteor!
Oh cool!
That was quick.
I can't break it.
We need a better pickaxe.
Oh damn it.
Can we get you a better pickaxe?
I love going on people's trash in this game, it's so fun.
I don't get anything there.
Okay, this watering is taking a while.
This castle being set up, come back later, bitch.
I wanna check my fucking crops,
I don't give a fuck about your festival.
Ha ha ha.
We're part of the community, Connor.
Yeah. What the fuck, let me through.
We have to care about the festival.
Do you think, do you think Gold Star cauliflower is good enough?
Ah, oh, do we each have to put something in?
Yep.
Oh, I'd say, yeah, why not?
A Gold Star cabbage is good.
I'll throw in something.
maybe with these river jellies
open up pierr
you
scound bag
what's began the fuck
oh my
oh my god he's at the fucking luau this bastard
you went to the luau without us?
i
no i meant pierr this asshole
it's still go to a shop for like a week straight
no pierr is enough
i'm doing a little luau right now on the
Mom, I'm going to Luao too.
Do I light his store on fire while everyone's away?
It makes me so mad.
What a scumbag.
Alright, let's see here.
Luao!
Alright, I'm gonna bring...
Do you have your item counter?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Oh my god, run so slow.
What are you doing down there?
There in a U. Sorry.
Woo!
Jesus Christ, this is-
Rattlerlou-ow!
Cool.
Where the fuck are my crabpots gone?
Oh, they'll come back.
These fuckers stole my crabmots.
I think this is the only time I can talk to every villager to get that stupid achievement done.
I love how PR automatically runs to talk to everybody in cars that will fuck up my crabmots.
Yeah, what's my shit?
I like to hear...
I like to read the story. I do, I'm weird.
I was I was playing offline on I'm in winter and I I was thinking of the viewers I was like
oh man it's it's Christmas day tomorrow I don't want to play that by myself so even though
I wanted to keep playing video games I I stopped so I could share it because these are the
fun parts get the unique dialogues. Yeah those are cute. I hate everybody in town equally.
Oh yeah I got married Pete. You got married? I did, I'm married. Don't tell me it's this
bookworm Elliot. Nope. Okay good. I did not marry Elliot. Was it Crobus? I married Sebastian.
Why does everyone have to smash him back?
Oh my god, he just aura farms and you just fall for it every time.
Well listen, listen, okay, I accidentally got his 10 heart event and he took me out to the cliff.
And I was like, oh my god, surely he's gonna throw me off the cliff, but he didn't throw me off the cliff.
So I was like, wow.
See, he's all like, hey, I ride motorcycles and I play games and I love it.
And he smokes.
And I stand out in the rain.
He looks like wealth.
He's so lame.
He's not 12 or... he's 27.
For 29? He's 27.
I think I've sugared in everyone.
I think I've missed.
I hope you marry Clint in the next update.
I will rather die and eat glass.
He is not an incel. He's a good guy.
He's an incel?
That's what Mouth says. That's what the community thinks.
I added my cauliflower to the soup guys don't forget to add your stuff to the soup.
Why do you choose? I can't choose an item.
Here, just stand here.
I put my summer squash.
Ooh, the iridium.
Yeah, you're crazy.
There you go.
You didn't talk to Sebastian? Oh yeah, I didn't.
Thanks for talking to me.
Oh, Sebastian.
I think I switched everyone now.
one now I think we're good so now he's got talk to uh
this guy is in love with Emily
governor speaks to them
I think mouse has to start it
I'm gonna start it
this guy is so wide bro
hey hey
you can see all our taxes
I can see it bro
So what are they like judge you bought the breast best thing you're reading? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow
No, you're not judging. I think it's like yeah, I think it's a case good. I see okay
So I
Look forward to this whole year this governor
Oh, yes. Oh, very good.
Ah, that's a very pleasant soup.
The produce from this valley never disappoints.
You must go.
Wow.
That would be the anthrax governor.
Ha ha ha!
Mmm, tasty!
You all did very well today.
Now, who else wants some soup?
I would love some soup.
Do we get friendship with everybody or just...
What was that?
Like, is there a reward for like...
Oh, but it wasn't the best soup you ever tasted.
You just like me.
It was a success. Good thing I brought something tasty for the soup.
Time to head home.
What?
I don't get anything.
What's in that day?
Do I get anything?
No.
Sometimes friendship is its own reward.
What? I don't want friendship.
I can't sell that.
I was so excited for the luau last night. I just straight fell asleep right there in the dirt. I saw
Stranger you but not surprising
I'll borrow your nice pickaxe mouse. Yeah
What do you need it for?
Order the minds now. I can't go now
I think we're gonna live there. It's 10 50 p.m.
Go to bed Pete. Don't ruin it.
If you offend people, they give you some unobtainable items and free shit, Connor.
If you celebrate that.
They give you free shit. Unobtainable?
Hmm. Debatable.
Debatable?
Okay.
Debatable.
Alright, well, fair enough.
Let's get in there and have some fun. Let's go do it.
Yeah man.
Oh
Yes, the harvest
Blueberries my goat
Give me a brain. Give me just give me a brain buddy. I've caught no brains than he's
Breathe a brain
Can I be I
Got a blueberry to shut up with a blueberry in this thing. I'm gonna sell that to Pierre. I need to be a little selfish for like
like one season is that okay?
Oh, what's, what's new?
I, well then he should be on my side.
The game only rewards if you harvest the plant for experience,
not watering them.
So I just need to get to like level five
and then I can benefit from doing all this stuff
a little bit more, if that's okay.
Go on.
What's new? What's new?
Are you being greedy?
Oh, okay, sorry.
Fischer-crap, not mining and geology.
I'm a man of the land.
Yeah, you can take care of that land. I'm done. I'm over it.
He's a fisherman through and through.
A fisherman, bro.
We've all found our way.
And we've all found it.
I'm the best fucking addict.
Now I'm the explorer.
Going into mines, into treachery.
I'm all Bay.
I'm a bogs. Can you hurry up?
what the fuck hey hey could you hurry up we get some bugs on the table okay you
need to wait okay first off I need to see Gunther then I need to I need to do
You don't really want things, okay?
Really?
Wolf Scroll, oh wow, they made a book about you?
Well you know what, at least they write about me.
Great farm, we're back!
At least they write about me because I do amazing things and I'm a legendary person and a legendary creature.
They don't write about you!
See, you're right.
I like how I knew that was 100% not targeted at me. I was like, a train's passing through!
I'm on the ocean so that's not me. I'm finally talking to Pierre and his scumbag
Okay, we've got two grand the hell's that full I sold some crops. Oh, yeah
Let's see
Connor do you want melons?
Do you want more blueberries? I've already got melons bro. Look at me. Wait. It's the 12th. Oh,
I think we're going melons, baby
Um
There's gonna be a lot of money I'm spending don't worry about it
We nearby
70
And I bought a bag wow lost me can I get a lot where I can get a bigger one
I think it's like I need 12 times 10 is 120. Is that right?
I can get the backpack too. I think we can afford that.
I still need to get the bigger backpack.
Sorry, I spent all the money back!
He spent all the money!
I spent all the money back!
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
It's gonna pay off. It's gonna pay off.
Don't worry about it.
We'll get the backpack. We'll get the bigger backpack next.
You guys don't need to tell me he picked trapper. I know it hurts my soul
Okay, dude, I'm happy that I'm really freaking cool and useful. I think it's cool
Like I actually really enjoyed trapping and the final now now you could you could call me all these cowboys that you call me
We don't don't do that. I'm here to pick you up now put you down
Mommy
Yeah, mouse isn't good to be out.
You're gonna like the final perk.
Oh, we already have like a... it's fine.
We already have a bunch of melons. We want more melons, buddy.
Twelve days, I have to farm... I have to...
Oh, Jesus. This is gonna take forever.
Bust some speed, bro!
I use all of our money already we have some fertilizer not much but I can make some more
with all the saps might as well try to get some better quality oh tuna first one turn
Run around, bright eyes.
Be sure to continue the rest.
Oh, oh, I don't really know something.
What?
What?
What?
There you go, that's a lie.
I'll do that.
Total Lips to the heart.
Oh, yeah.
Total Lips to the heart.
Total Lips to the heart.
I chewed it.
I don't know the lyrics though.
Every now and then I fall upon that one.
I need you now.
I need you now.
Mama, Mama, Mama-i...
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama-i...
Mama, Mama, Mama...
Yeah.
How do you know how far you are from leveling up?
Or you have no idea?
Uh, you just... you don't know.
But it does tell you you're...
Hi, I'm sorry.
I know it tells you.
Yeah, sorry. Excuse me.
Yeah, it's okay. You just come behind.
I know it tells me, okay?
I just shut up and tell me how much experience this is now you think it's like you just you
you heard my question and you answered it for a while I just don't understand you're actually
that's true I don't know why I even tried to help brotherhood was not necessary on that
I know that was me. I take full responsibility for that one.
That was you. That was you.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, run around!
Run around...
Fuck man.
Do you need a turn?
Pop a fish!
Yo, I need one of those.
Oh this is gonna be very riveting gameplay on my well they've watched me play
efficient for like four hours straight
I think this is ridiculous what is this fish
Did you ever get your your things that we needed for your fish pond?
No.
I don't know.
Okay.
Seaweed and algae.
Ruby.
Okay, I got one algae.
It's an important thing.
We'll get the money back.
I'm good for it.
I want you to get rid of the earrings.
I just want to make it to one turn.
Okay.
Oh, I call it quit the bait, because I need the bait, for the trappers.
They're rid of the algae?
That's for the boys, man.
That's what they need.
They're rid of the algae.
Yes!
I need space boots.
I need space boots.
I need Facebooks Facebooks Facebooks
Here's what else we need from you Connor do you have like if any fish that you have
that is uh kind of like cheap quality we can turn into Sashimi pretty easily if one of
us be friends Linus
I'll just, for the next couple of days, I think there's a catch on the chest and then I'll, you guys can figure out what to do.
I see you.
I'm gonna go chill in the spawn. Why not? I worked hard today.
This, this little, oh look at you throwing in some tuna and tilapia.
Good job, come on.
What are you doing here, red fat- uh, what are you about?
Okay, there we go.
Have a soak.
With the blokes.
Soak with the blue.
Rain?
rainy day in the ocean? I've not seen a rainy day once. No I have. We had loads in there.
Just because it's summer. I think it's summer, I got confused.
What time is it? Summer time? It's our vacation.
Holy shit, that's a lot of seeds.
I know, I planted a bunch.
Wow.
And I got so tired from watering them that I had to go to the spa.
It's pathetic.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Check it out.
But I think it looks cool.
Where's the furthest algae?
Check it out.
Algae goes in the wood chest.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Wow.
Wow.
You're making water the last thing.
Perfection.
Perfection.
Rad.
I have some boots. Does anybody want Firewalker boots?
I think we can get those like for the month
Yeah
Do you want them Pete?
Or do you want to show them?
No, I want some red sneakers
Are they better than two ones?
Take them
Hell yeah, fire walkers
When can I get my axe upgrades?
No, sorry, my presents
Uh, will we get money?
I spend all of our money, guys
I
Locked in on money-spending that's only masses try it
But think how cool to be
someday when this
Comes to harvest
What's it all very nice
What did I say
What do I say
You're more said it's like a little
would
read a lot of fiber
give me, give me fiber
forgot where fiber is, god damn it
yeah, I didn't know which one it goes in, so I'll give that for fiber, I'll give that for fiber somewhere
yep, it goes in the tree, that's fiber
but, I found it, I just need to make a lot of fiber
I'm going to use the
scarecrow to protect my crops
and we are done
Ok, so another successful day on the farm
The
I missed water in something wait wait wait I gotta take this again I can't see the dark I'm old
Did I miss?
Did I miss?
I'm sure they got you
Low quality mate, it's nearly well
Okay, okay, he's in the middle
You let that believe your eyes
I love the promise of a new morning.
Oh, level 2 finally, baby, let's go!
I need that, I need it, I want it, I deserve it.
I see you get to level 5.
Ah, and then level 10.
And then you guys can touch the crumbs.
I was trying to do my pickaxe.
That's all I want.
We need more money.
I got some money for you guys.
It's a great day. I can go to the ocean now.
Good.
I need more bait.
Oh, he's using a lot of stuff.
I'm gonna kill that.
That's a great day.
Great. Thank God.
I'll go care.
Oh, I gotta take my medicine really fast though.
Okay. You wanna pause?
Uh...
I'll be okay.
I'll just wait at the entrance of the mines.
one foot later it was just glass everywhere
look at thunderstorm
yeah if we had lightning rods we could be collecting some
ok
alright so who needs money for what ok i think we're gonna get like
two thousand bucks
go also
alex's birthday today if uh...
who anybody wants to wish him happy birthday
but at it
but gaelic side
he likes to play grid ball
i think that's kind of cool
it was a good goal boring person and now
he goes to a grid balls like their version of football i guess and uh...
he he goes to the watches at every sunday
and he also goes to the gym into the spa during the winter i was like that's
kind of cool
only the winter
against the south and
now some reason
chill outside i guess
i hear is your guys is relaxing
boom
what was that achievement
over fifty k
Wow 7k wow
But I need to buy a couple more I need to get wait three wait three six now well 15
Three six none damn. She's fine
There we go
65
100 gir left for yourselves
Well, I would like an upgraded pickaxe, but I don't know we have any copper all we're gonna come out of some
Well, oh, bigger backpack.
Bigger backpack would be huge.
Yeah, bigger backpack.
That's 10k, right?
Yes.
I don't know, you tell me.
It is 10k.
It is.
There you go, first mouse.
Me?
Well, your pickaxe bomb.
Yeah, I would really love that pickaxe, because then I can get rid of the mines for a bit.
Let's take a look at our copper deposits.
We are one cop per short
We have just enough, I lied
I can also upgrade my watering can to the delight of literally no one
no one.
Oh wow.
I want to make a one then.
I need hardwood.
How do you get hardwood?
Alright, you can come pick up your stuff Connor.
Oh where is it?
We're in multiplayer.
We can only do it one at a time right?
We can't all upgrade our stuff at the same time.
I think it's one at a time, yeah.
What's my stuff?
Sorry.
In the ore chest, there's five copper bars you need to take to Clint plus some
money.
And your pickaxe.
Yeah, and give him your pickaxe and then he'll upgrade it.
It takes three days
Okay, I'll go do now. I think I think they should they shorten it to two. I can't remember I
Wish
Okay, it's still three. I feel like I thought it was two, but then I'm like boys. They know too
This is everything tackles one out. This is three damn it
Okay, let me get the bars and all I get
And I need to get hardwood. That's my other objective. I don't know how to get that there
We need a better axe for that one. Oh, is that like the giant stumps you get that from?
Yeah
Yeah
I want to get my worm deluxe worm maker
This Christ is thunder is like crazy
are going on like right now. Oh, shit.
Clean up the rest of the-
Oh, he doesn't even tell you how long it's going to take.
He's like, yep, fuck off.
Just a few days, bye.
Just no one for me.
Okay, I'll make something.
Okay.
Clean up this mess. Let's see.
I mean, how many times can you farm with your bros, you know?
Yeah, there's a lot of farming in EVA.
They're both very good, but I mean, come on.
I was sad that I was even late to this.
Eight hours of starting valley?
Sign me up. That's easy.
I think we should just do this every day for May, just the whole time.
You would though, that's the thing, you say that, but I believe you do.
I'm genuinely testing it in the audience right now.
I'm like...
They're floating the idea.
Yeah.
Shot Thunder.
Thank you for subscribing.
Great name, man.
Chart Thunder.
Shot Thunder.
Cool.
My goat.
Okay.
the rainy days are always kind of awkward as a farmer like the guy on the
because he just it waters everything for you like
again that's like the best thing ever now
yeah but then i have a full day of just
looking at myself and i always need
it's a full day of looking at yourself so how's that different from what you've
been doing
i don't understand that's true
what's different now
while you were like hey what time do you want to join us like hold on looking
at myself
I'm used to it
I'm used to it
I say
warp totem beach warps directly to the beach consumed on use what what I feel so
fucking betrayed I'll get the walleye it's gonna make this I guess
We need the
spot to be closer, honestly, this killing me.
Hey what up I don't have anything for you Linus, I'm sorry.
12 and midnight. Is fish in freshwater locations during fall or winter with rain term? Or are
in some hallway
once more
I'm in
well what a day
what a day
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, I just read chat and they just
they've been holding out on me.
I did not know you could rest in the bed on multiplayer.
OK, guys, do you just like watching me walk to the spa?
And there's a corner was doing when we played the rest of my God.
But what's wrong with that?
There's nothing wrong with that.
you just didn't know that was something you could do
I
I don't have friends
I was just playing by myself
well
I mean this boss is a bit more relaxing for the mind and body
on some good much
to be honest
I did not know that
what a bird through the street walks is what the fuck
I
Was a mystery box, okay river jelly fuck I don't
Hey, the jellies are good because to to make your fish smoker we need
River fish and cave jelly cave jelly the rarest. It's in that lava pools pretty tough to get I
I got one and then I actually didn't take it
Yeah, it's so rare
really you know what just proves that I know you can catch it I can catch
anything
damn see just threw it back or something
I thought I made room for it and then I clicked like like out of the menu and I
guess it didn't put it in my menu slot yeah what I do this mystery box a black
I'm actually just gonna open this for you.
Yeah, Clint has to open it.
Oh, we can upgrade multiple tools at once.
Sick.
I'm gonna spin.
Oh, we lost all of our money.
Never mind.
Wait.
I'm blind now.
Let's put it on.
I think Nick should be...
Are you still mining a lot, Mouse?
Well, I was just gonna start mining now.
Mina, should we get you an iron pickaxe then?
Yeah.
I think that's the play.
Guys I'm going to start from floor one and floor number one.
Dude we need to fix the bus ASAP for you.
Oh yeah I need to go to the desert coast.
The bus is the desert.
Then we can take you to the desert.
The best place to mine.
11. I'm going to get myself killed again already.
We need a lot of upgraded stuff, frankly. There's just no end to our needs.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I'm trying to do. It's stressful.
Yep.
Okay, let's take a look.
We are going to make some adjustments to the farm tomorrow.
It is going to be very very cool.
We got one seaweed and three green algae.
So we are close to your fish pond as well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need to keep getting more seaweed.
It is actually hard to get the seaweed.
You are too good of a fisherman.
I will go try to catch them with you.
No, it's okay. I'll get it
Okay, that was me casually offering friendship and you just saying I'm good. No good play your little little seeds
Why don't you just go water the crops?
Okay, I'll fish one of you again remind me remind me I love you
You think you can fish with me I got those for you
What's up?
It's Sunday.
Don't forget to check your Queen of the Sauce.
It's a pale ale.
Oh my God.
Who's Queen of the Souls?
What is that?
It's the cooking show.
Oh, I don't check that.
Should I check it?
Yeah, I give you a new recipe every Sunday.
Oh, I know that.
Oh, I know that
You know you you come to my place tonight we can watch it together in the TV if you want it
Yeah, that's good. I'm down. Okay. Cool. Man. Oh
8 p.m. Sounds fine
is ditch me
fishing
Did she writes you should I belong I?
Love this song when they played this is just cried
really? like five times? No.
Oh yeah, I can rest in the bed. Don't forget that. Okay.
Sorry about that chat. Hold on.
on you I think if you go get the iron ores I can get enough money sent to a PR here and
you can go upgrade it let's do it holy fuck green iron and then I think it's like I think
That's 5,000 bucks.
Oh shit, I'm on my way.
Here's your cash.
Just enough.
Now I walk my ass back to my field.
Oh eight corn seeds is that good? Yeah hey if you toss me how many did you get? Eight? Yeah that's great. I got crab cakes is that good?
You like crab cakes? Sure why not? I love crab cakes.
What's my speaking?
Eight you got? Okay. Yeah eight corn seeds. Brilliant. It's 14 days though. Yeah, but they go and fall as well so I can
I'll put them in the middle.
I'm still in the old seed hatch.
There you go.
Thanks, Bounce.
Bad Cape gives you faster running for an entire day when you eat it.
Wow.
That's cool.
Okay, analogy.
Analogy.
Analogy.
Here's the museum.
I cannot wait to get the level 10 farming so we can make better sprinklers.
This is painful.
Am I checking what I need for the community center?
No.
I just figured.
Okay, I figured mouse is on top of that. I'll check it. I have to go to the convenience tomato a blueberry and one melon
So they want okay
But what I made us keep producing right? So we have all of those plants and I don't the artifact
You doesn't need the artifact
After the first one it's no longer like
Yeah
Okay, I don't know pumpkin seeds are good too great 13 days to mature I guess that's a
fall plan there yeah my favorite okay lunch is done and finished watering all
this garbage some some new ones the decorations for all it's the one with the
we haven't made one yet but I guess it's like the tin can the watering can one no
that's like a equipment I guess I guess something up with this okay but the
Spawns way faster on regeneration. That's true, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is it?
I feel like it's way faster than lying in bed.
Yeah, it is way faster. Way, way faster.
Uh-oh.
First I put this Rackerel off, put it down somewhere you just need-
Oh wait, that was already-
Oh, I need that.
He's fine, but I see.
Where'd you get this?
Raccoon? Yeah. A museum?
Sick.
Okay, so wait.
We have eight, right? So...
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Why does Pete look so homeless?
What?
Why do I look disheveled?
How dare you!
It takes a lot of effort to look disheveled.
You would kill to have my disheveled look.
Part of my dirt aesthetic.
You could have true.
Guys, I came to sign the vaccine.
I'll fix it so good the size that you need to constantly keep changing but
click on further some text that we clearly tell you what it is okay so I'm
sorry I don't want to read a novel every time I go in to look at the novel one
word is not a novel so you take that back I feel like universally everyone's
an agreement that the writing was bad no no nobody says that nobody was in a
like if there's an AI grok summary of chat the whole day today would have been
like wow chat is a really happy with the progress made on the text signs that's
impossible this is like why would you want a picture book when you could ever
like read a story you know it's like I like the little I like that you can
put little cute fruits and orbs on the signs and it's just nice to look at
hmm another day in the onsen
I got 30 summer seeds I get to play more stuff
I forgot to do it today, right? Because it's like 14 days left.
Uh, the summer seeds are like the forageable stuff that you find around, like the grapes on the ground and stuff.
Oh, cool.
So I think these take nine days or something? That'd be sick if I just ripped that correctly.
I hope that after you retire Connor in like 10 years right and you've amassed fame and
fortune you just we have a real starting valley where I spend the afternoons in the spa in
the morning growing crops.
you know well okay the spa is the more accurate
where's my sap?
you thought I was 40 you thought I was 40 years old
fuck off
somebody last night though at that same bar where they mixed our our shot they said you looked 35
I- I- I took their pets to that.
You were very polite though, you were like,
Thank you, shut up.
You did not say that, I'm just kidding.
But I like how-
I'm gonna be true to this, innit?
Ah, I need one more corn, damn it.
I'll tell you what, if you need an infinite supply of
soggy newspapers, broken CDs, and glasses,
I've got the fucking spot
Okay, I can water those for you. I
Love seeds. I love growing things
You get any XP for fishing up like trash. Oh, no, I
I think it's very minimal, but you I think you get a little bit
I need I need a lot of
Money I need to upgrade this water and can or I'm gonna go nuts
So I'll save those but
But let's see.
We're in summer.
What time is it?
Summer time?
Yeah, I'm getting bad luck to everyone.
I'm getting no bites.
It's already 10.
30 10 p.m. No
There's every single moment in this game. It's like it's wait it's already acts you like
Okay, I'm gonna buy some corn tomorrow
That tomorrow's gonna be a good harvest day
Yeah, I think so today was productive
If I had just a little bit more organization in my real life as I do in this farm, I would
be so successful.
Like if I'm so much more locked in on Stardew Valley than I am on my own things, I need
to have this transfer over one to one.
I think you're able to lock him when it's fun.
That's a very good point.
The hot pot of life is having to lock him when it's not fun.
Yeah.
That's words of wisdom.
Words to live by.
It's getting late.
We got so many things are like a black sword now. This is ridiculous. Everything is completely wrong.
What was that from? Oh, you're right. Wait, why is everything a black sword?
All right, I see the issue now. Put my trash back.
And then wait what was this one this one supposed to be like um even know anymore man
Oh, I know it is this one time and these pictures are so dumb
I thought it was just text that we could use that was really help. Oh, please you take text. I will burn your house down
Let's see try the fuck is this text? I wrote that you said you like text. All right. I thought we were being friendly
I wrote that for you
It's just being funny.
I was repurposing all these extra signs that we had.
I put that there like five days ago.
I don't even notice.
Day 15, Halfway through summer.
It's over Halfway now.
More than Halfway.
It's 28 days I guess, right?
20 goals
I don't Peter fighting just like Tomodachi life
It was over your catchphrase if people are making you in Tomodachi life do you say like I don't
Hmm, I don't know mouse made me say as a man
You and Connor in my Tomodachi life game got into a huge fight.
You wouldn't talk to each other, you kept avoiding each other and every time Connor would come near you,
you would run away or Connor would just walk away and act like you weren't there.
Why? What's that about?
I don't know, you guys had a huge fight and then me and Connor on my island got married
And then you fell in love with Ari and then Connor was like, I think it's time as a man
I should go talk to Pete and he went to go talk to you and you guys broke them down and now you're friends again
And then he was like, how are you doing? And you were like, I guess I'm doing okay, man
I made you say man at the end of our sentence. I'm sorry
That's what I say, man.
Yeah, man.
That's fine.
So he says, as a man, and I've shortened it to just man.
Yeah.
He gives it all.
And then I wonder if Ari and I fell in love, or we just have like a civil union to play
14.
Well, you love her, but she doesn't like you.
Oh!
It's not that she doesn't like you.
She's just a friend.
But it's so funny because you looked at her and you sent a heart her way and she
They don't walk away
Man everybody's just curving me on that game
Yeah, I apologize, dude, what can I say?
That was I was so excited when she showed up earlier and now I now I know why she was kind of like
I was sending hearts at her and she ducked them, what's wrong with my Tomodachi did you
make him like mean spirited or something?
No you're very sweet and very nice and you play your switch on the beach and use your
your laptop on the street.
Something about right?
I do not even like playing games outside.
Like I always feel awkward.
Keeps talking about the links.
You're like, what the hell?
Stuff nobody can't use console.
Oh man.
That's so embarrassing.
That's like, I'm the guy who wears jeans and a sweater to the beach.
Funny thing is that your outfit is jeans and a sweater.
Yeah, I have to change the subject, man.
Has a man?
Has a man?
I'm starting to feel exhausted. Life's crushing weight.
10 a.m. done.
Huh.
I'll pay for it, man.
I need $5,000 to upgrade this watering can.
So that $800
You just tell me not to sell fish side there's a pretty big supply of fish probably like over five grand was oh
You've been you just have a good surplus. Oh, yeah, there's a good fish box. We should open it
Okay
We're not close enough this line is some makes a shimmy it
Yeah, we need oh well, I mean yeah, we'll just rip that
Whoa, I got an octopus.
Oh.
That's anyone.
I think octopus act in the thing, I think.
I wasn't done in this spot.
One more dip.
There we go.
Now I'm going to run to- why do I have a star fruit?
Oh, I guess we... Do you need that, Mouse?
Oh?
I think I got that, but I don't need it.
I mean, I think I just... I think we grew one.
I mean...
Oh. Oh yeah, I did... I did grow it.
Yeah, I got these...
Oh yeah, I was gonna use it for the new album, but...
Nevermind.
SHOW THAT SHIT!
We need to make a scene too!
Fish time!
Check it out.
At the community center, anyway.
Oh.
Oh wait, I have a gold melon right now.
You have five of them?
No.
It's okay.
We'll save it.
What are you here for?
I have one horn.
Thank you.
Oh wait, I can sell some of this stuff then.
Boom.
Boom.
We see we've seen it.
Only one more seaweed.
Spinal.
Yeah, at least that's fine.
There's something special about Rapunzel.
Our destiny will intersect.
No.
Over my dead body.
Over my dead body.
You can check the fish box.
Oh yeah, the fish box.
Let's, let's, let's rip in some fish.
Oh my god.
Yeah, let's just start running it.
I'm fucking weirdo.
Did you already check if it's like anything's for the community center
all the yeah let's run it run the jewels
let's make some money don't sell a lot of you or the octopus
Alex where are you yeah what's up it's a dense a lot of us a lot of you
I won't. I wasn't going to.
What are you?
I might have done that. I wasn't thinking too much.
Oh, yeah.
You should have.
No, I don't think so. I don't think I did.
I'm not. No, I did not.
Hold on. My son just got home. I'm going to say hi to my wife, Oogie.
Get me. Making money.
Nice, nice money.
He jelly.
Hey, finally got the seaweed, yay.
Now I need to get the stone.
Think right, what do they need for that again? I don't even know what I'm doing this.
He just told me to do it and I'm like, okay boss.
He has a kid?
Yes.
I'm a fish pond. That's what I knew before.
Yeah, a fish pond.
Hey, so she was looking at your crab pots.
Who's looking at my fucking crab pots?
A little stupid kid.
I'm gonna fucking touch my crap-pots or I'll fucking destroy his entire lineage.
He's your little guy.
You want to see how to mouse?
Hello.
Ngh.
He's so cute, he's getting so big now.
Oh my god, he's so big!
He's like so big!
He loves.
Hey buddy.
Oh my God, he's so cute.
I think he was talking to you, sorry.
He's got eyes on the dude.
He's more coherent than Connors.
Okay, hey, hey.
What the heck?
Good boy.
Okay.
You gotta help me farm, bud.
I can't move at the same time, okay?
We're gonna...
Oh my God, he's so cute.
Okay, I'm just holding all of our gold bars for hostage nice. Thank you. I didn't mean to I did not mean to
I do.
Um, okay.
What do I take these materials to make the fish pond?
So we take them to Robin.
Robin.
Yeah.
She's closed right now.
She had to wait till tomorrow.
What is Robin's?
She's the one that's...
She's the one that's...
Yeah, she's got it.
Um, okay.
The cop is a shock.
Yeah.
Do you have the stones, Connor?
I do.
Can you leave like 20 of them inside or something like that?
also mean gold which one of the stones again I think the fish should get us
there which one of the stones it's in the this wooden one okay we're gonna
split the resources oh yeah we split but yeah you can like holds well I hold
square but you can like split them without taking all oh we're gonna sell
as much as we can guys so we can get that fish pond tomorrow lava eel and
octopus we're keeping what the fuck rest big cock boy house okay I did not write
that I do not cosine I don't know someone must have done that that's that's
crazy that's that's weird I don't know who did that but I guess you know it's
that sign just fits.
Oh, okay.
Well, it is some debate.
Mocko penis.
Marco.
I need to plant this before it's too late.
Marko penis.
I can get it in time.
I came and see shit.
I can't see shit.
I cannot see anything.
Don't tell me it's 11.
It's 11.
Huh.
Why did I do that?
That's weird.
Well, we're late now.
All right.
I did that.
Wait.
It's still doing work.
Almost done.
I
Mean this is forever
Give me an upgraded piece of crap. Okay, wait getting late. I know I know I know I know
Give me one more just give me one more chance
And I'm good wait a minute half of these are not watered
Okay, you know more of them. I just got tired of my job
I'm not gonna feed you to my family, crappy crops.
Okay, well, I think that was when my son arrived
and I just derelict on my duty.
Why don't you help them?
Cause Pete's got my thing, bro.
What do I have?
What do I have?
You stole my watering can.
No, no, I have the upgrade.
Guys, I love that you guys are all just tucked in bed. I'm just chilling bitch. Just relax and watching TV
It's great. I think I also told you guys to check the TV for Queen of sauce and then I forgot to do it
I don't watch TV that's work
Just woke TV 101 I see this money
We have to get in on here. I'm gonna watch it that shit
Potter bringing in some big bucks. I feel like
Shit, where are you? How do we get the 5k that I need? I think we're gonna get it today when I go outside
I feel like some cramps are ready to go
Oh my god, that's cool!
All right, we got you the money for your fish pond, brother.
Oh, yeah.
Your fish pond is on its way!
I'll go over there now, and then I'll wait.
Then the farm go crazy big.
Okay, so at 9 a.m. I can go
trade that in for money.
Oh cool.
But you need eight bucks.
Yeah, that's too frustrating.
Like, surely she would just give me a discount, right?
I think you can... Yeah, probably. You can sell her, like, wood or something.
I'm having a go.
Hey, what's up?
Why are you over here?
What do you mean I just took a pickaxe?
You took my pickaxe!
There's no way you took it, because it hasn't even opened yet.
No, I know I'm joking.
and take shit
you won't worry for a second though
yes
can I
can I cancel going to bed
like if I have to go away for a second
can I lay in bed and it will just
I think so
I think so
or if you say rest for the day
does it just end
I should do that
okay
I'm pretty dumb
done and I'm takes a while huh we own your center under nothing I've been
working hard all morning hey I check my fish I must be close to level nine I
think I've used quite a lot you should use the smoker for your fish I
Honestly, you don't know how to make it and we don't have like any materials for making stuff
Yeah, we need one cave jelly and we need ten thousand dollars to buy the recipe to craft it
Okay now i'm gonna go sell that thing so that you can get your stuff Connor. Thank you
I need like five minutes
Not even that
On my way.
On the pond we'll just rent out the fish that we want.
So no, it's going to create a fish pond and it starts printing out row that we can then like dehydrate to make even like better.
And the fire eel one is going to be probably a very expensive row that's like sought after.
Wow.
But I think that's what I I feel like that's correct. All right, there is your cash
Hey, thank you
What the fuck
Why is she leaving bro, she come back
also mouse how much how much tomatoes do you need is it it need to be gold or
just a regular tomato okay
This is for a community bundle.
Gotcha.
I might as well go check out this milk yoga, I guess.
I might as well go check out this milk yoga, I guess.
Okay, I'll be right back.
He sounds sad.
Well, I can't buy the thing I wanted to buy.
Oh my god.
Oh, Jettie.
That's at 1pm. Motherfucka, they shall early then.
Broly, they like sit there and they chat.
They sit there and they have a chat.
No, I'm not waiting for that.
Why'd they come with yoga?
I don't know.
I never wait around for the yoga class.
I need a quick update.
I never wait around for the yoga class.
OPM, fuck me, that's a long year of accession.
It's not gonna help.
What's gonna happen?
The yoga.
I get like additional stretching powers or...
No.
I'm taking no stretching powers.
Are you in here?
What?
In the mines?
Maybe.
I think I hear you.
Where are you?
I'm here in the mines.
Floor 1.
112?
Number 2.
I wonder why there was the ladder which is there.
Because I'm in here!
Ah, I guess so.
Oh
What's this
Okay, you've got a lot of stars
This is a bunch of bats are you gonna come now?
Okay, it's only 4 p.m.
All right.
Is Connor gone or is he in the bathroom?
Oh, he's here.
Oh, he's chilling.
He's chilling.
He's just chilling.
Who's that guy at Warfonging on this floor?
Alright.
Oh.
Monster.
What is that thing?
Oh.
Unless you dropped it.
Where'd you drop it?
Oh, a hole.
Did the hole?
drop this hole
oh shit
I'm gonna put the tomato in the red pepper can okay mouse
okay
there you go
I found it
yep
How many if you find it?
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
But of course.
You found it?
Nope. Did you?
No, I wouldn't ask.
I knew you'd find it. I wouldn't ask.
Well, I'm just asking.
That's those crum shooters.
Oh my god.
Bomb. Oh, this kind of bomb too.
There it is.
This upgraded watering can is going to change lives so I can't wait.
This is brutal.
I just got a shit ton of sprinklers man.
Uh, yeah that's the, that'll be great right when we get the iridium.
Yeah, the iridium sprinklers are the best.
But until then...
Okay. That part's done. That part's done.
That's how we create a couple more things.
Damn.
What?
Aive carrot, nice to eat that.
Eat it.
I'll help you.
Oh, nice.
You got a hurry.
Who got a hurry?
Where's this thing?
Holy fuck.
Look, here's a hole.
Oh god, I don't know where he is.
Where's this thing?
Holy fuck!
Look, here's a hole.
Did we find the hole?
We found it.
We did it.
Hey, nice to know.
Look, the skull key!
Hey, well done!
Oh, key.
Back!
Well, I didn't see that chest with the fog that you saw.
Oh, that's for- that's like a quest item.
Oh.
Oh.
We'll be fine. We'll have a skull key.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I was gonna kill some bugs.
Oh yeah, I need bugs, please.
I have no energy, nothing.
Can't you create like a bait maker?
Yeah, I need some materials I'm just going to ask you to help with.
Also, Mouse with your upgraded pickaxe, can you smash this stone that's in the uh...
I'm on my way, I thought you'd never ask.
I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm coming home. I'm
ready to come on call. What? What's up? What are you just calling me? What? It's not
be the rare time I agree with Conn and he says something.
I say, hey,
he was just
I was like, oh, I just say my bad.
That's what I actually didn't say.
What the fuck?
Who wrote this?
Oh, now I see the problem.
Now I see where the bad
I recant my defense.
I swear to God
I don't worry about the sign let's break this rock down here
We can break these these negative oh
I didn't we had that okay
You have your stones for tomorrow Connor yep, okay
What are you doing?
That's so creepy.
I knew it was bad when she chased me into the house.
What the fuck is that?
That's scary man.
What are you looking at me like that?
That's so creepy.
What the hell?
Why are you sleeping in my bed?
Don't do that again. I
Didn't do anything I
Will bomb your house. Oh
My god Queen of sauce rerun
Pancakes
I think of pancakes I think
I haven't seen that movie in forever.
Alright, another day of watering.
Oh wait, oh wait, you're building your thing first.
Yeah, where should I put that?
Uh, the watering hole?
If mouse, can you, if you destroy this, I think I got a place for it.
way where is it just this big ugly rock down there me thank you I left you a
little spot at the bottom here Connor if you want or you can just throw it
Literally anywhere else. Yeah, I'll put away you
But we you can relocate stuff
Like any time even a pond
Yeah, the fishing pond. Yeah, so once we like further expand we can kind of mess around
We need $5000 to upgrade this can.
What a day it'll be.
The best watering can we can get.
You know that Kevin P. R. canonically has best forbidden monsters in it.
breaking tree law on their carpenters probably respect what I'm doing
Maybe I can put it on the dirt. Is that okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, hold on. I can I can fix that
I don't know it's not big. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. That's the fishing pot. Yeah, throw it there
Yeah, just throw it on the dirt. Let it ride
We'll see how it goes
I'm in my farm. God damn it
And you you baited me into giving you an extra viewer well it play
I'm I'm hurting it
You're good. I was already I was already
I was only watching anyway I got to maintain minus you dog streak
Which is that a me?
Is that this frog?
Pete no, what's up dog?
You got through the trash, okay
I
Massive fraud and I said oh P
How dare you bring up my criminal history um get that cave jelly and then we'll then we'll be able to start making you a fish smoker
Hmm. I had one one time very long time ago. I think you're gonna get another one real fast
If you need me I'll be in the well I'm in the spa
prioritizing
There's your bad luck today. You won't get it really
Is that actually matter though for fishing yeah
Shouldn't do every day she's been locked in it well wicks Oracle
I think you're going to get one, well the thing that we need is the 10,000 is more
of a hurdle than the cave jelly because we got to repair the bus for mouse so she
can go further into the mines then we got to get oh tiger's eye then we got to
get um you the fish smoker
there's a lot to do you know what by by fall 10 we're gonna be absolutely
rolling and money it's gonna be beautiful
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care. No
Okay
How many crap pots do you have out in the ocean five? Not bad
Is that I don't know if that's good or not. I think we should just run it even further. Let's get let's get 10 more
I need a tomato, a blueberry, and a melon.
Okay, tomato, I put in the thing.
The special...
...arm box for you.
Melon will be here any, not any day.
It's going to be a while.
And then blueberry should be like tomorrow or the day after.
We're gonna make so much money. We're gonna buy out JoJo.
and
and
and
She's trying to fall off
Wow, look at this place
It's so beautiful
It's coming along, ain't it?
It really is coming along
And...
Let's make some upgrades
Oh, I have some more tomatoes as well
Yes
The excitement is palpable
I said, hey, I said, nice.
You're the guy I appreciate that you're like, hey, cool.
So I missed one spot.
Where did I?
OK.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
I did.
They talk to you about damn it.
There was.
Thank you.
You guys behind the sky.
all this. We're gonna be rich. We're gonna be so rich. I'm gonna get some very good
sprinklers. I did not know those were there. Had I known that.
I
Shoot
The reason shows fog
The music shows fog
I like it on mining never mind
I just gave up she can get guys I know they got the way to a good luck day
yeah the good luck they's gonna make all the difference okay bang everything
watered 7pm ready to tune in for the day
I'm addicted to planting.
I just cannot stop.
We all have our roles to play.
Oh, and it's another one. See, guys? I would have missed another one!
He's... strong with me!
You know what, let's blast the furnace too.
Get some progress.
Oh my god, we have 156 gold?
Man, let me put those to smell.
Bull?
Yeah, we have like an insane amount. We need more iron.
We should make more furnaces.
Yeah, we should. Oh yeah, I was gonna craft something fun.
See you later.
Oh, I'll make one.
I can't make any, I think.
Yep, I'll leave it to you. I can make mayonnaise machines. I'm really useful.
What the fuck is a mayonnaise machine?
Make mayonnaise machines?
How do I make the deluxe bait? That's what I think. I need the bait maker thing, the one, I think.
Yeah, that'd be good.
If you're friends with Linus, boy, does he give you the ultimate, like, bonus.
He'll give you wild bait.
Okay, really?
Yeah, let's catch two fish at once.
I know, he's chill like that.
He's chill like that, man. How do you think he eats?
Her.
A mayonnaise name.
We have moss.
Gone. I should really get on taking moss.
I'll take the moss.
Fine food.
I need to upgrade my axe.
So do I.
And my hoe.
Yep.
We have one iron pickaxe. That's what you've got.
Yeah.
We've got a iridium rod. That's pretty much...
That's the max.
I guess.
Yeah.
Not bad. We're working it.
Okay, I forgot to do it. No, okay, I think I can do it in time. It's gonna be close to that
There's an auto add icon if you open a chest
That was what I was talking earlier about how I should just hit right bump and it's add to existing stacks
I didn't know that. Well, I don't know what it is on keyboard amounts
Well no you just click on the button I'm gonna sell I'm gonna sell some
I need one tomato one melon
melons are coming soon i promise eventually i'm gonna lost books galore bro what is all this
sure I mean I mean of one blueberry one tomato one melon five five star five
all-star melon okay I got those no doubt no doubt when this when this harvest
comes in for the melons you guys are actually gonna be like whoa you really
are a farmer and when this crop comes in just tomorrow I'm gonna upgrade this
watering can and it's gonna rain two days in a row I can feel it and it's gonna
be like this is oh it's all coming together I cannot wait it's gonna are
Are you guys gonna collapse?
Yeah.
Oh shit, I just lost my money.
Don't you lose your money.
The planter has made it to bed, safe and sound.
Yeah.
I'm gonna make it.
Oh, no, it hasn't.
Oh.
Collapsed.
Oh man.
At least I got a planter.
Classic now.
I can make a charcoal kiln.
At least I was on the farm.
At least I was on the farm.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
I
Guess we lose mine
That I don't know maybe a thousand. I hope not side jet. I think we're
Your peach tree
Yes
That means we gotta go we gotta hit it hard don't we?
Oh, Linus found me.
Oh, what a bro.
What a bro. Alright, well, uh, I'm gonna go looking for the special trees.
I'm to gather musk and time to gather special trees.
I got your, uh, blueberry.
It's in the chest.
I got you.
Can you chop these trees down?
Yeah, you can chop down everything.
Green rain gives you a bunch of...
It's our great source of moss, which we definitely need for, I think, one of your
baits.
Oh, really?
Okay.
We need to shake our moss.
We do need to shake our moss.
There's also special trees.
The one day
Yeah, there should be some in the town as well like
I'm gonna zoom out boom fully zoomed out
You'll know when you see this fucking jack the beanstalk. Yeah, that's the ones it'll have fun. Yeah, we need those
Well, if you see him, chop him down.
I did.
Hey.
Um, are things still open on the green rain day, or are they all closed?
I think everything's closed. Everybody's in the saloon hiding.
Dude, I swear to God, they hate me and my money-making ways.
They're all scared in the fucking saloon like,
Oh, what is this rain?
Oh, it's weird, wasn't it?
I guess this is my one day where I can go talk to the villagers and say hello.
I think I will get one.
Oh, there's some in the town too.
I'll get the ones in the...
I'll chop down the weird trees in the town.
Oh, I think I would get one.
Oh, the one in the community center?
Yeah.
Oh, so it's for everybody?
Oh, sorry, no, this can't be done enough.
Okay.
I put this old amulet to sell, but then it tells me you're not ready for it, lad.
What do you know about it?
Oh, mom made them, mate.
How does he fucking know what I'm...
How do you get married?
Well...
What is it that I do like against that will I might make them marry me?
It's like I got a pee that badly this day.
I've been holding it, bruh.
I've been so locked in the rain just got to you. You're like, I can't take this. Uh, there's seen this piss rain
Oh, somebody leveled up there foraging or chopping things
I'll see Seed. I guess that's good.
One time I started the valley on pause while it was raining and I went to sleep and just
had a small rain sound while I went to sleep.
That's wonderful. This game is the best.
That sounds nice.
You're Pismaxing in your dreams.
Although, did you guys see that game? I'm sure you did. It's like gamble with friends or something.
Oh my god, I want to play that game still bad.
When you want to play it.
I'm assuming you mentioned it because you're going to play it with me, right?
That's a good conversation starter.
Yeah, that game does look really fun.
I feel like as a Flip 7 Master, there's just no way I am not going to be an awesome money maker.
We gotta play it now.
Hey Leia.
I don't think you want to.
What the fuck, Marcelo Burks?
The hell's this?
Give me all the fiber and moss that I can take.
All of it.
What the fuck, price catalog?
You can now see the value of your items.
That's a great one.
I love that.
Quiet?
I don't know if it works on the list, I don't stay good, you know what follow your heart
buddy.
I think it's spent on money my turn.
Well okay, I invested our money into the farm, but not when you're buying my excuse.
Yeah, I do see you.
I don't.
We all have to purchase it separately.
Ooh.
Now you know which fish to keep.
That is helpful because I will be the fishing guard now.
So now you can be like,
oh this shit's awful, we'll save it for Shashimi.
And then the other one will be like,
let's sell this, it's good money.
So, W.
Although you've delayed my watering can
for another week.
I can get that money back.
I can get that money back.
Heh heh heh heh.
One day.
Well, let's get it. I'd like to see it.
I'm collecting as so much fiber for just your, um, and moss as much as I possibly can.
Yeah, I'm just walking around looking for it.
We're gonna get all the deluxe base.
I was in a fucking biohazard suit.
This weekend is the trout derby.
Oh, you should crush that, Connor.
Alright, you should do the trout derby.
Yeah, I can do that, but I can crush it.
What do I do, bro?
Alright. I think we got a ton of these little head fern things knocked down, so that's good.
Yes.
Yeah.
That noise.
Is that the brown note? What is that?
What do you hear?
Yeah.
You hear that fucking noise, dude?
I just noticed how I could spot if the tree was mossy.
I didn't even notice.
Yeah.
I think the mouse on the tree stays there though.
The mouse on the tree does stay.
You can get mouse on trees all year round.
But the fiddlehead fern only is during green rainy season.
Well, I've cut down a couple.
I think we got all of them that we possibly could.
And I picked up...
There's another one I found.
Never mind, we got mouse on the case.
I want to play that mouse PI game.
Oh, it's so good, bro
That game looks awesome. It's good. It's fun
Is it an FPS?
Oh, okay, cool. I'm gonna yeah, is there a codec in use
She'll tell I'm chill
She wants to chill
I why that didn't know she was sponsored to play it, but I do love a good show
You do love your shell, you'll be the best at it.
It's so much fun to-
It's a boomer shooter.
It's a boomer shooter, perfect, that's free.
It's for you.
Dad's finishing him.
Remember when I carried you in Cuphead Connor?
You just wake up and see fucking delusions every day, is what you built out?
I do.
You should see-
that didn't happen
well you like i think i thought you'd i can play this in the hot the first
game i just killed everything you like all respond ten hours
well mouse
p i kind of looks it has a similar art vibe
and reminds me fondly of
walking you through the entire
i love that your dad loved that game
he does love it unfortunately it's quite tough
He likes vampire survivors and cupehs.
What's vampire survivors? Why is there shit out of it?
Ah man, I am done using my scythe. That took forever.
I got a bunch of moss in here.
I got 107 moss and 300 fibers from this.
Wow, I did not have that much. Jesus.
I'm just here to provide for you later.
Is that useful later on?
Yeah, the moss, I'm pretty sure. I can't remember what it was.
Is it a verbate? Or another useful thing?
I was like, oh, I should have said the moss.
Or what was that again?
That's true.
Ah, mushroom logs, maybe.
And this is like the one time you can just get so much.
Yeah.
That's cool.
I'm not even gonna use this gold bar.
I'm just gonna sit a little bit away.
Okay.
I need 15 hardwood.
That's what I need.
That's the grind.
Oh, well, we can't get it until we upgrade our pickaxe unless we find it in the dungeon.
And just drop it.
Yeah, I know.
We've only found two.
We can't get it until we upgrade our pickaxe unless we find it in the dungeon and just drop it
Yeah I know, we only found two unfortunately
Maybe I'll keep my crappy ass
I'm gonna pee so badly
I gotta pee so badly
Wow, it's just tired
Well we'll put off upgrading this watering can forever
We need to get a group axe.
I too shall pee.
Well my guess is just me and the old scythe on this rare day of acid rain, somebody will
continue to fight for the farm's future.
Hey guys can I please have an upgraded watering can?
It's kind of exhausting.
No.
We need to know how much my fish sell for, okay?
You know, I was thinking, if I could reinvest into just a couple of things to make the farm
run out, absolutely not.
Do you know how much hardwood I need?
No, you're right.
I'll just sit here and just get the materials.
Where is my moss?
I haven't put it in this trunk yet, I'm sorry.
I can't even see where the moss is.
Well, there's a picture of it right above the treasure chest.
Why do you not use your words?
I don't know.
Just the fishing derby tomorrow.
Good luck on that.
I will just stay away from me.
Who wrote micro penis outside my door?
Pete. Nope.
Wasn't me.
It was your eternal battle with mouse.
OK. Well, just get it done.
I don't care how it gets done.
Just get it done.
Look at all this look at this farm zoomed out. Look at this progress when I showed up here
It was a bunch of just mud piles and
Scattered crops now we've got melons
We've got melons here
Oh wait, I still have two hours now, I'll just keep organizing things. Don't you worry about a thing?
Oh wait, I got to sell my hard work.
My blueberries so that Connor can buy another Game Informer magazine or whatever he bought
today.
Great.
Take my monies.
I've been carrying around this five iron bars for a week.
We also have 147 gold.
Let's light the fires.
There we go.
Okay.
Put those back.
Put that back. Put that back.
And go to my seeds.
Stock them.
Lock them. Go to bed.
And we're clean.
Successful day.
Got so much moss.
Level 3 foraging.
the cookout kit. That's actually quite useful. I can make sashimi now. And moss soup!
All right, well somebody got... Hey look, we made just enough money, so that if Connor didn't buy that magazine, I could have upgraded my watering can.
Oh, nice that would have been.
Perfectly calculated. Of course before I could go to Clint he was hiding at the bar took a nice little day off for himself
I'll get it soon
All right, so it's day 19 of summer year one. I think around day 20 something
So I know we it's got to be close because I remember we were stuck on day
day nine of summer and it was like gosh this game is so good I can't believe I've
already been streaming three hours I could easily play this and stream it
12 hours a day I love it but I think we're close to getting all of the
melons and if we don't get four gold ones then I suck as a farmer
I've actually been on a really like generational run of fun games this year.
I'm really excited to play more Vampire Crawlers.
That's a very Pete game.
And then I got to do more Stardew.
And then after Vampire Crawlers, a little bit more Stardew.
And after Stardew, I think one more week of Stardew.
Polly Bridge win, you shut up.
I've embarrassed myself twice on Polly Bridge.
I didn't know that every single effing person in the world was an architect.
Sorry, I didn't know, I have a hard hat here, I'm looking over the blue prints, I don't
see it.
I don't see it.
You guys were killing me.
Oh yeah, I did reinstall Final Fantasy 14 and I looked at like just the endless amount
of stuff I'm behind on and I said calm down, you're going to start up a game,
I really, oh welcome back.
I think uh no we're just chilling because the day is over and so we're waiting for Connor
to get back.
I'm excited for the crops, the water, the hell out of it, water, I'm not having a bird
I got you a little RV park in the other my other farm yeah I'm so excited for you to
come see it I can't wait to see I'm on year three of my private game whoa nerd alert
That's so I'm jealous.
That's so sick, actually.
You're on your three and I'm married, Sebastian.
Now I'm upset again.
What?
Well, should I have married?
Maybe. I mean, like, here's the thing.
I feel like night.
I think he's like the most
romanced guy in the game by far.
I feel like Harvey just doesn't get enough credit.
It was an accident.
Shane is disgusting and he does like a cool little character.
You should be friends with him at least and see what he does.
But then he just relapses immediately.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
I'm going crowbuss.
Crowbuss is going to be my live in buddy.
Oh, crowbuss. Yeah.
Yeah, I like him.
Crowbuss is the goat.
I think my first wife was Leia, the artist.
I feel like I ruined her life a bit because she had this awesome cabin by the lake and
then I moved into my farm.
I think we should have moved in where she is at.
She destroyed her life.
And I regret it, that's why Crobis and I are getting him out of the sewer.
It's gonna regret me. Hey, welcome back, dude. What about that? It's all good. Oh my foraging is level five wonderful
Actually, you choose the good one
Pick the wrong one Danny, I just picked I didn't understand I did it again, bro. I picked a little foraging
That's good. I guess
Is that it you chose double foraging give a chance to like double forage
What the hell?
Who's why am I okay go away Clint
Don't take those crops please. I'm so close level five. Don't touch those cops
Don't touch those cops and touch
Oh, she's going to fucking yell a team bro. What are you doing? I'm talking to Clint either. I'm not even you're the wrong house asshole leave
is i don't live here
my radishes
please let me have some to sleep on so i can make
i was i was been walking that bomb dude you're not far it is to get to the spa
Oh man I love it love a good little walk little walk-and-talk
Okay finally also this you're a fish pond was delayed forever because you built it like four days ago
But then they were like amen acid rain Lu house. It's like UK fucking construction. They show what they want. It's ridiculous
It's been good construction for three months.
Have a good one.
Have a safe trip.
Let me check the uh...
I'm gonna use your TV mouse.
Doesn't mean I didn't lock it today.
Beautiful sunny day.
Oh wait, I'll tell you about the lock too.
Hey, it's a little extra luck. They're in good humor, okay?
This game really makes me appreciate my slaves in soul mask
That's a crazy comment to read that is
That's a ton of time chatter. What are they talking about?
Elliott
We need to get you to the, uh, dang desert.
The desert?
Yeah.
Dude, we need to do more money.
Yeah, you can repair the bus.
Dried starfish to the museum.
Nice work.
Thanks
Okay
We need money
We need money
I've been promised. I've been over promising these crops forever. I feel like dude. These are these crops
You're like every day you're like I swear it's gonna be big I I feel like I may have over promised I
Spent all of that money over promise on the liver the peat story
That's the big that is what I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry
Give me one more chance. Let me rip a few more. I
Feel like putting in good work out here
Oh my god, I just discovered the order button, that's the best thing I've ever...
It's a great button.
Hey.
I need airboats.
I have to go to the crappy ass spa again.
And we're off to the spa I love the spa I love it a lot of time of the spa
whatever the designs are genius oh VIP that person oh my god yeah it is so you
do what were you don't even show your face in chat I think that you found a
new favorite streamer one who has your best interests that are fucking paid
chat of repeat I've been in my discord this whole time in the spa go to Connors
chat tell him my ideas are better okay back in the spa again you are you
She spends all day every day there.
My local gym has an onsen in it, which is kind of cool actually.
I was talking to her the other day and she said, you know, I don't even use the shower
or bathroom at my house anymore.
She's like in her 70s.
She says, I go every single day to the gym and I use the spa twice a day.
and I was like that's kind of cool
That's cool, that's a good brain
Oh shit, C1X wouldn't be the 5 man
I appreciate that
That's a big brain
I would, I mean if I was close enough I would
I would have read that
But I was just wondering
I was like, well wait, you know
One of the spas closed on Monday
And she's like, I just don't know about that
No, she didn't say that
But I actually also live across the street from a public bath
Which is different than an onsen
It's just called the Cento
She's like, I use that on Mondays
And I was like, you guys all figured out, I'm going to be as smart.
OK, finish watering and then continue clearing the bottom left quadrant.
Oh, shit.
Do you like the Four Corners Farm?
It's nice.
Not bad?
It's not bad.
What?
I just caught a lava eel.
Whoa.
That's through the grind?
That's a lot.
The gold version, shit, but...
Okay, that almost pays for your little magazine that tells you that information
Hey, when you came over here, there's 10 grand. I think you have this because of me.
That's true. I immediately spent $12,000 on melon seeds and a bag.
And when when are they getting what are they coming out? I hope that I miscalculated and it's like they all die on the crumb
I said they'll die you die too
And I'm like what I thought it said
Oh dear god
Use bomb to how many lava use do I need for the bomb?
Is it like a benefit of having more?
Oh, you're selling all that shit. Hey, you got the cave jelly
Looking to make it some money back for us
The cave jelly boys
Let's go with
Can't do tomatoes
Oh my gosh.
My cousin, Clavius, wants it to mayors.
Oh my.
This is the only need one.
Only one?
Okay.
Well, I'm just getting a lot of yokes I'm here.
Okay.
I'm over there.
I'm gonna keep planting my radishes.
I'm going to sell some of your fish tonight so I can get this effing watering can
I'm going to spend full grand
I'll just bait, just who needs it, who cares
Let's see
efficient and in mind hold up you sold my stash
we need hops for pale ale we do need hops I don't how long do they take to grow
I'll check tomorrow. Don't you worry
Now check tomorrow, I feel like those are the ones you're supposed to do really early 10 days. That's not gonna be good enough
It's too long too late
Maybe we got lucky here for pale ale now we're gonna get lucky and rip one at the the traveling merchant I feel like
even if we do speed grow would that be I don't think we have enough time if I go
to if I go buy it right now from Joja Mart can we let me go try I don't think
So either
Gotta go to JoJo they're open to a lot of you joe you got a cave jelly up to that's two fish smokers
Is pale ale required mouse or is it just one of like one of our options
Oh for Pam's she can just go to the bar
I don't think 10 days would still be the 29th unless we get the deluxe.
Oh crap, I triggered a cutscene with Linus.
Oh he's cool, no problem.
I don't think you can buy pale ales with the saloon, I think they're just so fierce.
I'll be here.
Yeah.
You're starting to feel exhausted, Roddy. I'll tell you when I'm exhausted.
Alright. I like Gus. Gus is one of my favorite characters.
oh gosh oh is he gross he's kind of like he doesn't look the cleanest but I
think he's got a good heart out of gold out of gold out of gold I guess
what the hell that cutscene took 4 hours i'm like in the dark
no
yeah dude that cutscene goes on forever
i'm just sitting here what's up pier you dirtbag piece of crap
yeah go go back to your home
ghost is a nice guy i don't care if he's a nice guy he doesn't know about food safety
I don't even know who Gus is he's the owner of the saloon
he doesn't care about food safety doesn't know about food safety doesn't care
what do you care about it where you're not what the fuck he's trying to feed the whole
damn town that's a winner nice guy
okay so man that cussing did take forever I didn't get to do 90% of the
things I was trying to get done I'm just going to bad effing like that mean
what it's like when you're when you're accidentally following a woman late at
night yeah why am I taking the same turns as huh the fuck
I
Were you fishing in the ocean or whatever? No, I was fishing in the lava
Okay, I got so much trash there so we get a recycle. I'm gonna go crazy and you make one. I
Don't know how
Okay, finally
There we go as a man I follow women at night
like
now I just need to get
blueberries
please god sprinkler time
the annual trout derby has begun
Connor go win that
what do I got
let me out of him
show us
ooh good luck today
hey look your fish thing is ready
oh yeah it should pop them in
yeah throw in your
sprinting towards you like a meme you're gone
all right guys i'm i'm upgrading this watering can i'm sorry i have to do it
dude i swear to god i've hit more of this watering can than your kid
i i just i'm so sick of this you don't know it's like being a yoke of a copper watering can
It's so tough.
So we can talk more about your micro penis sign outside of the room.
That's more interesting.
We can retread some of your fascinating topics.
I don't make cloth.
I need melons, melons Pete, I need melons.
Alright, so everybody wants cloth and melons, but no one wants to make the guy grow it faster.
But I guess they're coming.
I need melons!
I need gold star melons and I need one normal melons.
This is...
Oh wait, you can buy one from Pierre.
Actually...
I need two normal pet melons and five gold star melons.
I'm sure the two normal melons are at pierce like you can rebuy them back from when I sold at the very bottom and
That this has to have four gold melons in here. It's got to look at all these I put 120 down
What do I go for this fishing company?
It's in the mountain lake. Oh, the other ones just south of the house
It's called tinder snap forest or whatever
The- where are my melons?
Where are you going? You're going north.
Oh, yeah.
The- the south forest, there's like a big derby sign down there.
Where are you going north?
Yeah, you said it's in the mountains.
I said it and I immediately corrected it. I was like, forest, forest.
I'm gonna miss this fucking competition because your directions are so dog shit.
Oh my god, what have you been doing for four hours since we woke up and started doing work?
I've been walking!
I don't know the way this way this way look I'm I'm gonna do things in the
I'm going to lay down, down
I'm going to lie down
See?
This is part of it
And look, you see this here?
See this stand here?
You talk to this guy
Okay, that rewards
And now you're at the trout derby
I'm not getting started
Who the fuck are these people?
I just got like flying, I don't even...
Oh my god, the fishing sisters are here
Yeah, just start
Did you get the instructions?
You have to catch as many trout as you can
What are they doing?
What trout is it?
Okay, I need to start slamming some Coca-Cola's.
Look at these fucking betas with the weak casting.
Okay, give me some speed
How did I bait so bad god damn it I can bring you some maybe
this place
It's a quietest you've been all day
Thank you
After my spa treatment though
Actually I don't know if I am able to make it in time
You walk so slow in the spot, it drives me insane
I don't understand why
Oh no it's not this one, it's this one, it's a pine tree
I have a little corn section to the right that, um,
if you want to throw it there.
How long do the fishing derbies last?
It's the whole weekend.
I mean, until like 5 p.m. or later.
I think it's until nighttime.
Oh, OK, cool.
Now I'll still bring you back to the room.
I have my in here.
Until 2 AM? Damn!
Yeah, until 2 AM.
Well, I'm ages and done.
I'm doing a show of these fishermen that I've never seen before.
I knew that y'all.
right now. Oh my god don't let him leave. Lock him in there. Better not leave, motherfucker.
Rainbow's out low. Is that good? Lovely.
Ah, stop.
It's creature. Oh yeah now I gotta get caught.
You just quietly threatening villages? What about his threatening is quiet to you?
All I hear is, I'm going to cut your dick off, I'll be doing the community a favor.
Oh cutscene, how do I skip this?
Can I skip this?
Ah it's Willy, I just met him for the first time.
Oh just love the fishing.
Nice, love the line.
Skip skip. I gotta talk to you. Willy's gone. Never mind can't bring you bait
Hi boss, that's already failed me
Wait, maybe I can make some for you if you have any bugs I failed you again twice now
It's okay
I mean
I've been running my ass off around town.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, I'll come give you moral support and say...
I don't need that.
Do you have anything tangible?
Hey, hey, it looks like anybody can do this.
Let me just cast a line.
Alright, try, try.
Go ahead and do what I do.
Oh, we got a little hit
My fishing skill is pathetic
You will get a rainbow try you know built for it
That's a sunfish I can tell
Fuck you about first try you gotta be fucking kidding. I got a golden tag. What's turn this into the trap. I'm gonna do it before you
Tenth kid. All right, I'm leaving one and done, baby
I guess I'm gonna get my...
I just showed up with my crappy level one skill.
Yeah, me just came and he showed you up.
What the fuck was that?
Fish on the line!
That was easy!
First try!
Ah, that was just a bit...
Ugh!
Finally got a fucking golden tag!
You never do you rainbow trout.
Sorry, what was that?
Okay, okay
What is that? Oh my shit
Okay, I can put it out here just to camp here for the morning
That's like crazy dedication
Just back up crappy watering I did that when I went to ginger Island
What's that?
There's an island that you can go to called Gingr Island and I didn't want to leave so
I just used 10 kicks this day on the island the whole time.
That's cool.
You only get to use it once, right?
You can do it.
I got like, yeah, but they gave me like, like three or four of them.
Oh, cool.
Do I have to keep these fish or how do I win this thing?
Actually, I don't know. I've never got to do a Derby before, although I did show up in
Mogu, but...
You've got to give them to the guy. I don't think you have to give them to the guy.
I gave them one. Just the tag, that's it. Okay. There's like no, like, get more than
other ones.
I think you just keep getting tags and keep trading them in for better and better goods.
That's my guess.
Okay.
fish for profit.
I think I can put a sign.
Oh, that's cool. You can. You can put a sign on the fish upon to tell you what fish is in there. Clever.
Okay.
I'm gonna sell my one rainbow trap
The Omni Geode 3
Nothing good
What's wrong with that?
Omni Geodes are cool
What the hell are fucking geodes?
You can have them bro
And these rainbow traps aren't worth much
No
Trim?
I'll take all of them, Jo.
I have an amethyst, too.
Is that it?
What?
An amethyst?
Oh, it's good.
It's healthy.
I'll just leave it for you guys to sell.
I
have to be
I repeat losses money
I love my money
I was born
okay
okay
okay
did it show me
winning the golden tag in front of you
Connor
no
no
I'm going to go rest then okay I'll be right back
I
He's gone yes, come
I'll need you I guess I'm going to bed before I die
I
Need you go to my pocket
I did
Yeah, no, do you think?
Fishing ball proficiency you crafting us be magnet and you're cooking us be sea foam pudding
you
Fishing love proficiency. I sold one fish. We had to sit to that all break down
down
made 65 gold thank you
perfect
huge cost
that was my contribution
it's sunday queen of the sauce
don't forget your uh
queen of sauce is on
yep
oh nice
oh nice
the spirits are happy today
uh yeah good luck to that i knew some good quality stuff shut up gorge
he's just such a fucking loser
oh it's like it stops hitting me rocks through the mail
was frozen tea or any good do we yes
what'd i put that we're in the rocks
in the stones
the chicken statue I think you've already put that in right
the museum
get the bug meat and the moss car wait what is the moss for
mosses for bait
oh what I didn't know that
did you throw it away
no I have I'm just taking out 279
I can't use it. Where's the bug meat? Which one's that in?
It's in the bat wing looking one. It's like the monster stuff.
Ah, thank you.
No problem.
Oh, and then you can use moss with the bait to make the lockspite, I see.
Oh, I need to.
I have a corn, I don't know if it's used in the thing, but we got one early.
Okay, this is going to suck while this is stupid.
Let's do it.
Evelyn would like a hot pepper.
Ah, I left one in there if she wants it.
I'll get it.
I'm going to bring it here.
and
the
of uh... pikes and a lot
uh... good luck today
line
he's gonna be a thunderstorm tomorrow
and range
the
Queen of the Saucer anyway.
Maki Roll.
You sound like the person
who hit American like.
Maki Roll.
Maki Roll.
Maki Roll.
Ha ha ha.
Sounds disgusting.
What are them Japanese snacks?
Maki Roll.
Mudstone to the museum.
Let's go! End up petrified slime!
Cool you got one fish and then fucked off. It's crazy.
Everything I live for is a...
P-chunk.
Ah.
Heh heh heh.
I'm going to get a mystery box that's cool.
I love a good mystery box.
Okay, round one.
Done.
Now for the corns.
I need to get this vinyl as well.
Yeah?
This is a good soundtrack.
Dinosaur egg.
What?
You found a time for it?
Yeah
Where is that?
I already ate it
What?
I was hungry
Nooo
Stop lying you denied it
I did
Oh you did
Oh that is something
I made it into a moth
I made it into a moth
I made it into a mackerel
Can I have the dinosaur maki roll?
That does sound American
Bucket hat, what does that do?
Oh, give me a crab pot. Oh, that's kind of cool
Actually, I'm happy with that
What does it do with it?
We can grow dinosaurs
No
I think so
Yeah, you put it in the chicken coop
No, are you serious?
Yeah, I mean, I think so
And they have some little dino buds
I know where to find you boss.
I know where you're at.
Time for my mid afternoon soak.
No exaggeration you throw that you throw that egg into the mayonnaise maker. You don't understand how expensive dinosaur mayo is
We could have been making so much money
We'll grow up. Oh, I just got it. How we come you know what I
Just got it right now. You said you ate it. No, I didn't eat it. Did you lie? I did lie
well why because don't do that a little bit of lying a little bit of fiddling
I'll lie to you next time okay I'll do that it is rage bait farm that's what we
Hey, I can befriend you Linus. How you doing? I'm going to give you this berry. No problem,
bud. Let me run back.
When you get the fishing proficiency up, what does it like actually increase like proficiency
I think if you get your bar while you're yeah and
Maybe it's like cool
Sure like the bar right? Yeah, I think the bar is bigger. I think I can now
That's when my melons come in I'll be that happy
I
Oh, yeah, I think cranberries are in the fall that's gonna make us so much money
The only thing that's preventing us is a
Stopping our stream. I think we should just go in 24 hours
I need to get to our break, but...
I can't fish for that long.
That's when you start doing some other stuff, as well as all the money by then.
Oh, I know.
I know all right. I know everything.
Okay, that goes away.
Alright.
Now I'll go chop some more trees down.
doing my little part little by little making the farm a cleaner place we already
have a chicken statue I think submitted right so I don't think I'm
broccoli seeds oh you like broccoli that's good
didn't you that was the thing that you ate at that steak restaurant where they
This gave you like a stalk of it, right?
It's a whole stalk of broccoli, yeah.
What's all stories about that?
Oh, two dinosaurs eggs.
Ah, two dinosaurs.
How important is it to keep a row?
A row, one.
Row, one of us, I don't know which, who can make it,
but we need to make a dehydrator
or a preserves jar, whatever it's called.
And we can throw the row in a preserves
and it makes it like smoked or whatever.
And then sells for a little bit better money.
I can't remember if that's a farming craft
or if it's something else.
So if we can just save it a little bit longer,
I'll, uh,
it's worth, it's worth holding onto for the upgrade.
These guys are all getting fucking language
all in the trash, huh?
Oh it's farming so eventually I'll get it. I just need to get to this thing and sprinkle it a little.
I'm getting this crab. These rainbow traps do not get in the fucking golden tags. Get no more man.
It's perfect.
Did we ever upgrade one of our axes at any point?
No.
I'll probably do that. I like, I like...
...axing things.
Axe you question.
And I'm done for the day.
All right, did you finish the greenhouse on your year three thing? I imagine you did
That's awesome
Locked in fuck, where's these I'm looking at any more gold tax now. I've got like four rainbow trouts in again
Come on.
Delicious.
Well, that's a bite, right?
What am I doing?
Right here.
What am I doing?
Bang.
Another ember trying to get it.
What the heck, man?
Ha ha ha ha.
I lost him.
Come on, give me those gold ores.
One more before bed.
Just one more.
One more. Thank you.
Yes.
OK.
Oh, I almost passed myself out on accident.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Did I check the TV?
I did.
What's our cat's name?
Two dinosaurs, huh? That's pretty cool.
It's not bad. I mean, you can get an incubator and we can dup them and then make endless little dino mannets.
That's so fucked.
We'll be rich, I tell you.
What the fuck? Who put this in my house?
The fuck is this bad? What the hell is this?
The hell is this?
You all right?
All right.
I'm level 1 fishing when I mugged you.
How you did not mug me?
That's funny. Give me my little level 1 fishing.
Okay, please be the day.
He mugged the fuck out of you. He didn't mug the fuck out of you.
Still watering kid is ready!
I'll be I'll be.
Clint, open up!
I feel like that was only two days.
Where?
Melon.
Oh my god, this is gonna be such a game changer.
One salmon berry?
Whoa!
I also think that tomorrow we have a big crop coming in gonna make a lot of money so start
thinking about what you want to spend it on.
I want backpacks, I want upgrades, I want everything.
Hey, you have an iron pickaxe, right?
Yeah, I want the higher ones.
Golden up.
Golden it.
I think we can lock it in.
Golden it up.
I also kind of want to upgrade my hug.
I think I'm going to need that.
I'll be nice to Clint today.
He's cool.
I'll give him a little present.
Here's a topaz, asshole.
Oh my god.
You gave him a topaz, you deserve it.
Yeah, but I like it.
He says, he goes, yes, this is exactly what I was looking for.
And I feel like bringing him that little bit of happiness
twice a week is nice.
Yeah, because his life stinks and he stinks.
That's the implication.
So I'm happy to give him that.
And look, he threw away a field snack in his garbage.
He's trying to lose weight.
He's like, ah, or maybe through with the healthy food.
I don't know.
You see this?
He's wasting food.
Dispectable.
This whole town.
We don't have $2,000?
you
you
you
you
you
You
hear the little popping sound when you rip them out of the ground?
I love the blueberry plant.
We're so based for that.
You know I really like winter. Winter's fun isn't it?
I like the winter melons. Those are fun the little powder melons?
Yeah, powder melons.
This is awesome. I think I can do one whole farm patch without being at the spa
Such an upgrade
I was getting tripped out cuz I I'm so used to winter and the whole ground is like so white and bright and everything's bright
And then when there's only like, huh?
Yeah, I'm at the Christmas Festival, the one I've been playing recently.
I'm genuinely looking forward to just seeing Spring again and the colors and all the explosions.
Yeah.
And... done.
No, I'm not, it's okay.
Alright.
More oars, more everything.
Orpheum, beautifull.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Alright.
Alright, Dunzo!
Okay, so tomorrow is 23rd.
Dun, how much?
You guys started at like 1pm or something, is that right?
I honestly, the thing about this game is it's so peaceful, the hours just melt.
offline streaming whatever I just like holy Christ
nope I feel you the same way with me
I've been playing off stream
I've been playing off stream and I lose track of time
I love when you play games off stream because it's just it's so over you
When you get really into a game you can you can knock out a hundred hours like that
And then you're like, whoops, I was supposed to stream today. Oops. I had a meeting today. Oops. I had things to do
The only thing about it is that I think my wife saw me play this game a lot when I was an English teacher.
So she equates it with me like relaxing still.
So when I'm like, yeah, I'm streaming today, really busy, she'd be like, you're just playing your little farm game.
I'm like, well, it's very, very, you know, I'm doing what I can for the family.
I think she doesn't speed it as much.
You're in the spa again? Yeah, honey, you know, take care of the boy. I'll take care of the income.
Screaming's the hardest job there is, honey.
Wait, Peter has a family? What?
Yeah, the ten-month-old boy. Well, in three days, he'll be ten months old.
He's growing up.
He's getting big and we're taking a family vacation, our first one ever to Italy
So I've never been, it'll be right after TwitchConEU if you happen to be there and say hi
And then I get to, and what's really cool is I'm going with my father and mother in law
So we're just going, it's like all the family can help with the, with little Premiere 3
That's going to be so much fun!
I took a reee- yesterday we took him to the park
and it's like the first time he's crawling on the grass
he's crawled a lot, but he didn't like the way the grass felt
so I'm teaching him how to like throw a ball
and he's getting pretty good at it
but I took the sweetest little photo of him
Awwww so sweet!
I'll send it to you now
I can't wait to see!
When Connor leaves for like five seconds, I just start talking about my son again.
You sound like I've odd you from talking about him.
Are you frightened me?
If I hear about that kid one more time.
We should be gaming.
Okay.
I'm gonna just put the dinosaur egg in the...
I don't know, just the random box.
Put the egg in the bag.
I'm doing man, so I'm doing
I'll put on some more copper ores boom boom boom boom
How do the cup rolls go and the diamond bar? Oh, sorry. There's nothing that's ours. I got
Realize we were that
Okay
Like one more hour. I think you chop down one more tree just get one more tree
The more fish that are in there, the more productive it is.
close to getting the preserves jar so we can start turning the row into big money making.
Hell yeah.
Now, luckily you chose that when you sell fish, we get a 10% bonus, right?
Because you're an angler.
You wouldn't choose like, let's make crab pots cheaper or anything dumb.
Yeah, I'm certainly not.
He would never do such a thing.
That's the dinosaur egg, brother. I don't know how.
Well, we gotta get up.
I guess when our harvest comes in, you can buy a chicken coop and you throw them in there.
Hmm.
Yes, we want to buy our chicken coop.
Oh.
So, yep, I'm out. Sleepy time.
Let's see if it rains tomorrow. I hope it does.
It's going to be sunny. Great.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Ah, Coop.
Level 690.
Level 6, shit.
Congrats, it needs to be I can't wait to wake up.
No ring.
No ring, I checked. This is bullshit.
Oh no, bad luck today.
I think I can finally level up farming on that when that harvest comes in.
This farm is getting crazy.
It's looking pretty good.
Uh oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Honey.
She ruined these signs again.
It's just all pickaxes.
I see that as I water my crops, and I'm furious it's 7.50, 6.50 in the morning, I wish you could
listen to Plastic Retubo.
I can't even make decent sprinklers yet.
I thought that was level 5. I guess it's like 7.
Hey, I keep on going.
I mean, I should definitely level up when I need to come in, so.
The fuck?
Do you think?
Well, what? What do you need to do in the game?
We need to get to this desert, don't we? That's like really important.
We need to get by us in the desert. We need to make money.
Repair the bus.
How much does it cost for us to upgrade the bus or fix it?
Well, we need the 10k bundle, the 25k bundle, and the 5k bundle.
We have to give money?
Yeah.
Yeah, to get the bus fixed.
Dude, I'm not doing it.
yes you must we must you don't understand us getting to the cow cold desert it's
good it's gonna be it's gonna be amazing every day I used to need enough for a
cramberry seeds and then that's all I care about
we get a little yeah I'm realizing that now that I'm just getting fucking
nothing what are you what are you doing I don't know she's I I'd nothing opens
till 9 so like fuck it all these other stuff fishing oh they could kill girl
to bring me a radish hey we could use a lot more copper if anybody wants to
We need a lot of copper and a lot of iron because we are about to start crafting some
quality of life stuff
And then we'll give Connor like 10 more of your, what's it called?
You need the crab pots?
I think you can make them cheaper for us.
I don't know, I don't know, as a man, I am.
I have a question for you.
I'd love to hear it.
Is ice cream good?
Is coffee good?
Deluxe speed grow good
In order of my personal takes or in the game in general, I think coffee is one of the best things ever made
Okay, like coffee is without a doubt
My favorite thing on the planet in liquid form I got 20 mixed seeds as well
oh my god bro everything and all the signs are ruined
there's just one sign Connor
oh my god bro
not all the signs there's just one
oh my god this place is a fucking mess now
that's when you let your teamers run wild
what?
Hey cool, thank you for the great outfit and great stream day for the ray...
What did you just say?
I think it's really cool.
What's really cool?
You.
Me?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Heh heh, tell me.
Ah.
Ah, you're both pretty cool.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Try it.
What?
Missed some.
Came over here and mocked me while I was fishing.
Did literally do anything I have in this game.
I don't want to talk to him anymore.
I've already given Linus two gifts.
What is life worth?
I can't give Linus stuff.
In this replay.
of
the
of
the
Let's see here. So we have $2,500. We're broke.
What is this magical hob is happening? Tomorrow.
Really now? Yeah, just.
We have a windfall tomorrow. Windfall tomorrow. I think.
Why would you money to go to the mines?
We need money to go to the mines for sure. I guess I need-
We already got the mines.
What's that?
We already have the mines.
No, we have- there's the better mines.
No, I want the better mines gone.
Did they fucking make it up to you to save for the mines now?
The desert mines.
That's where you find all the good stuff.
We get all the rich stuff.
But we also I need to set aside a sizable chunk
for about a hundred and about 200 seeds
For me seeds for for fall for fall. It's it's work. Oh
So we make a bunch of money
So you can buy more seeds. Yes waste more time
That's now that one's debatable
You can go to the hot spring all day
Nah, now we're talking sounds great and all day in the hot springs. Yep. Yep. Yep. Tell me more
And so but but like I gotta invest a little to get a little back
That must be because think of it like this right with all of the windfall we're about to get that that
Absolutely is the only money we've been making is from right now
from me farming this stuff you're fishing has hit a real bottleneck buddy
that's because I stopped fishing the profit you just do it for the love of
the game love that's all I had is that a crime I didn't look at my little time
in the spa my rejuvenation I think cranberry seeds are the play I do like
cranberry seeds a lot.
cranberry juice is good in real life too.
we can all get behind that I also love pumpkins pumpkins just just best pie
there ever is. Cherry bomb is that good? Yes. What is that? A bomb. Why is it cherry? It's small.
Can you give it a cherry bomb in the UK? No. Oh. What was the cherry bomb?
It's a pretty short fuse and it's like a firework but dangerous. So this is
American thing you've said yes I'm a k-47s what yeah I don't know what you got
in the year you're locked to school day what man they should be grew up with
those I mean premier three is like four of them already he loves them
I
Settle on these mind floors. There's like no all at all
Kind of a process to deal with luck. Oh really? Mm-hmm
Having a lucky day
Oh, I thought today was like an okay day
I can tell you that tomorrow is a Queen of the Sausage rerun. You know I'm not gonna miss that.
And miss those red ones.
Slowly cleaning out. The four-quarters farm is pretty big.
I'll do that now.
Hey, finally a room with tons of oil.
Dude, you're gonna love it though once we start making coffee in this game?
Oh, coffee?
Yeah.
just the best you just run faster yeah I realized it makes you run all right I
already have three three coffees or coffee seeds coffee nice yeah the seeds
are good but if we had the seeds we could plant the beans and then make coffee
Well, the Connor kept the valley safe by defeating a grub.
What is that?
Good job, buddy.
Congratulations.
I feel like, without you, what would we do on these dangerous times?
Right. I forget that. When you're scared, isn't lonely.
I forget that.
It's 1110, okay
Okay, here's what we're gonna do George you need more of now
We need more or of
copper and iron
How much of each would you need?
As much as humanly possible
I have an insatiable appetite for those two oars.
And I need the row. Where are they at?
Beautiful. Look at all this rainbow trout row that you got.
What are we making that needs iron so badly?
Let's see, we're going to be making a behind stuff bait maker someday.
Yeah, the bait maker I really, really want.
That'd be brilliant.
A second.
Is it 1 a.m. already, mother f***er?
Time flies.
Time flies.
I
Do to okay, well I found a book called fishing
Time flies when you're hanging down stadoo
With her boys
What?
You're part of the boys man
Yeah, I did the boys is not gender specific
100p
Okay, here we go. This is gonna be big melon today
I believe it and I'm gonna level up my crappy farming and get us a sprinkler. I
believe it
They're ready
I knew that this would pay off. I told you it was coming!
Don't you stand melon. I know you had that in you.
I know! I know!
What is this giant melon? What is that?
You got 25 stars?
I'm gonna tell you in a second. I got 25 stars so far.
Oh my God, I need 5 stars.
Dude, finally we got the melons!
And I might be able to level up my farming after all this-
Why are these things bulging? Does anyone know why?
The preserved jars are making preserved berries.
Oh, I put all the row in there.
Whoa.
I'm just having fun.
You're making jerry.
X amount of time.
I think I can just trade you.
Like, watch this.
Yeah.
That's slow, I think.
Okay, I'm gonna put them in the, uh...
So what is this giant gigamelon?
What is that?
So we can destroy it, or it will stay there for every season forever as a testament to
my skill as a farmer.
I think we should destroy it.
You bastard.
It would be uncured.
It's a marvel of nature.
Ok, but I got a dinosaur.
I think it's cool.
Here you go.
There's 40 of them.
I would keep the giant melon there as-
I don't. I really don't want it there.
It's cool!
So what if you destroy it? Do you get anything?
You get more melons, but it's like-
So you're telling me you want me to leave money on the table?
Yes!
That is an insanely cool thing.
But I do want space for more crops, and it's just sitting there.
We'll have to put it to a cat boat of some sort.
That's right.
That's right, it's passing Stardew!
Get on that.
That's a bit cool stuff!
Did you get the five millen's mouse?
I did, thank you.
Okay.
We're gonna be rich.
Not sad.
I've leveled up for the double fucking...
...oraging.
Not a single time have I doubled the oraging.
This is such an insult.
to have my intelligence in being.
Well, this is cool. Pam's looking for a farm fresh melon.
Little does she know.
He just got the mother love.
Have you ever been hit by the train?
I got nearly killed by it. Yeah.
And my horse, I was on my horse and he goes like getting knocked around.
Yeah.
You've got to be kidding me.
You're close on Wednesdays.
You bitch, Pierre.
Hold on, my baby's probably back.
Yeah, he's a bitch, he's right.
I'm sorry, doofus.
Blob the melon? Nah, he deserves the rights a bit.
What's Pete's melons?
That's that. You don't touch a man's melons.
That's me. I would know.
Yeah, he has two big melons.
I have two big... ahongas.
Ahonga.
Melons.
This is Christ, bro.
This is fucking train.
Oh my god.
Is that from the rangers?
Yes.
Okay.
Um...
Alright, so we're good on the crops, right, Mouse?
Yes. For now.
I guess we'll get to see as it turns over how much we got
Do you need gold corn? Yes
Okay, I have one of those I'll put it in the
Need file. Yeah
Almost sold it like
all those melons going to be sold
that's where we want to be
okay so we've got the preserves jars
this is the worst floor, why'd they come here
There's a man who sells a wedding thing on the beast lesson, he's not going to sell
it to us yet.
Why not melons to jellies, that's a great question, because I was too excited about
the profit.
I was having so much fun!
Wait, these are in the wrong spot.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
These are the wrongs.
There's also any more coal.
Like I'm walking on it.
Oh, what gives coal again?
Just mine and mine.
That's what I need.
One of the perks at the end also says, hey, you can have.
More coal when you mine stuff.
all right you're in fucking dumb basically
pretty much
what do we do way to go dudes
there's these little there's these little puff balls in the mines
I like those little suit, little guys little suit sprites.
Yeah, little purple boys.
My nice special chain.
Oh yeah, you can also use wood to make it.
We can, yeah. One of us wants to do...
I feel like that's Donald.
I tried doing the opposite of what I normally do in my most recent farm
I feel like Saruman, I'm just destroying every tree and ripping it out
and like...
It's kind of awesome
I put 5 in the storage just in case if you want to give it to her
I don't know why I didn't make 150 melons
I don't know why I didn't make 150 Melangellis. I'm so stupid, but we'll make it. We'll be all right
We need the money now to fix the bus. That's my reasoning
Do you think it'll be 40k?
I think we should be able to reach 40k. Yeah
Wow
That's oh, I forgot to pick up my hoe
Who wants a man?
Clint I guess
One little hoe, Clint
He's had it for like four days
Give him back his phone
The old four corners from so as your estimation of the game change a bit Connor do you enjoy it?
Yeah, I mean I didn't not enjoy it. I just it's fun. You should tell
It's like it's like an endless game. You know, that's the anything
I'm not sure like a preference with you enjoy that a lot. I think
Did you play old-school RuneScape? I did I was very addicted. Is that also like a forever game for you? You think I?
Mean it is endless it is
And then tension that again
How do you want me to get addicted to things? I don't know
I just find it fun when you're obsessed with your games. It's like DFT or RuneScape. You have to go
play this fire on the go still playing it nearly nearly a cinch in town with everything
after I got home last night I ended up just not doing my best runs of vampire crawlers as I was
drinking and chugging water but I still got a couple rounds in a good game
time for you to go to the mines mouse the desert mines
I'm gonna just go down.
I got like no coal.
I can't wait!
Coal's actually kinda wet.
I lost the mine, I got like no coal.
I don't really understand why.
Gotta kill the coal things.
Little soup spray guys.
I think uh...
There's a little darkness.
What?
There's things in the darkness. No, it's the ones that are in the ice part
Okay, I can do that
Okay, let's hope this works
I need to get this up on the lane.
Yeah, 45, 55 is the best.
Yeah, it's running out of energy, so...
I think I'll need to...
I think I need to take some algae with me, I don't know.
I'm gonna just stop rocking up.
Rolf.
Ok, Bedtime I guess.
Early Bedtime.
Oh, rerun of Queen of the Sauce.
Stir Fry.
But why don't we destroy that big thing?
Don't worry about the big thing man, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
Let's look at the money!
Let's look at the money roll in.
I want to see 40k.
Please have enough to fix the bus.
Give me my Ouga!
He wants his Ouga!
He said my Ouga is my melons!
I know, I know, I know.
Probably like 20,000 I think.
Come on.
Is it crazy, a Ouga time?
What the?
What is this?
We got a fairy!
I'm fair!
YAAAAAAAY!
It magically makes one crop grow, so I have an extra corn.
Hooray! Extra corn!
Well, it actually kinda ruins my...
My, like...
Oh, all of them! Nevermind, that's great.
Ooooooh!
38k!
That's a lot of money!
I mean, it gives us just enough to do Mouse's thing.
I'm going to look a bit as he said to right now!
Yeah, dude. That is crazy.
That was good.
They're not really easy.
I'm writing a message.
I'm on my way.
Back.
Oh, he needs a hot pepper.
There's a lot of peppers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's some in the the area there.
I always leave a couple of extra crops just in case for these kind of requests.
That was so satisfying to see that come to fruition
Well, all your corners grown like
That giant melon
But we feel we feel more at home with three fire quarts bring three what?
So do we have any of those?
Maybe maybe now
make a second farm a second thing of that if you want to get another fish pond
it doesn't matter so yeah we can just we'll just hold it for a while
that was that was cool we got the so the bus is done yep so now you guys
have a whole new place to explore well you ready tomorrow morning what is that
area you do the buses people like what is it was it go to find out yeah I'll
get a moron it does cost money per visit so please make some when you go
a wreckage or
you think it's like a thousand
thousand thousand
five hundred per person
but you can either get totems
from the vendor
or you can make them
like this is intense
you can't sleep there
uh with a tent yeah
these crab pots fucking suck they never get anything
thing. Okay, wait, you need to here's the good news though. When you come back here after later,
we need to craft more. And we need you to because only you can craft them cheaper with your perk.
Yeah. And then I think you can make recycling machines or one of us somebody just fairly can.
and we'll make, we'll make sure those are low.
Way more of them I think.
Yeah we need like 30 crab pots.
Yeah.
That'll be, that'll be good.
Okay wait, I need to craft.
Ah boy, let's see.
The useless crab perk is finally going to be useful, unless I get ahead of myself, it might
still be useless.
We'll go find ports.
Hey, couple of these, couple of those.
The crab pots, have you been putting bait in the crab pots?
Yeah, to lock's pay.
I think regular baits enough.
Oh.
Unfortunately, I don't think it changes anything.
I did that mistake and I'm spending a lot on it.
Damn.
Yep.
They hold us.
I think it loves doing that to me.
I'm done already.
two
of
two
of
Okay we need to save all of that money. Do not spend too much money.
Watch.
You're going to start off here.
Because we have to, uh, I gotta get seeds.
You gotta get seeds or you want seeds.
Brother we need the seeds.
Nah, I think we're good.
Alright, we don't.
We've got three days to get as much money as possible so that I can then get like a hundred and fifty cranberries and stuff
We're going to glow ring, that's cool
We'll find another one, let me know
Is it good?
Yeah, because it makes you glow so you're not in the dark in the cave
It's like Elendral's tear in Lord of the Rings
Oh
What a nerd reference I thought hey, no, no, I appreciate it
This is so embarrassing that shit's crazy
Remember she gives Frodo the little light that never goes out
Oh cool
You have two ring slots. Oh, we should have 10 really but who's gonna track?
And I got a Crystallarium!
Oh! Chuck some jade in there.
You already know I'm gonna put jade in there so I can get there.
That's your case. Hell yeah, I know that you're the miner.
You're the best.
What?
She's the best miner. Okay.
I'm the best miner.
There you go.
This is a crystal area where you put in a gem in there and it continuously prints more gems.
We are putting Jade in there because when you go to the Calacle Desert the traitor on
Sundays allows you to exchange jade for stairs that you can use to get through the
mine the dungeon mine very fast and that's how you get stairs
imagine 20 of these 3d printing jades we do need a radium to make those
the
audience stands
because
when you're in the mind and calico
kind of worse than the minds here
so if you're in trouble or you want to go down the mind
mind really fast
you just put the stairs and you automatically have a way to go down
It's super super useful very useful yes and the ruby you need more ruby to make
spicy
And you guys can go do that tomorrow
Yeah, oh
And then
Hey, we don't have bombs bombs are gonna be a lot of neck
But if you guys are both mining at the same time, you guys should be able to make good
progress.
I think energy is the bigger concept.
Well, here's the good news about that is, once we, are you back at the house yet?
I'm in the mines.
Okay, that's fine.
But once you create a whole bunch more of the crab pots, then we can collect the
fish from those are like they don't sell particularly well but they're great
for sashimi so if anybody can keep befriending Linus and he and then get
the sashimi reference you have endless energy
oh shit it's cool
maybe I'll give him something
what do you like?
uh he likes cactuses I think so if we go to the I think he loves cactuses
I don't like foraged items
he does like forged items
I can't believe he likes coconuts or cacti's
You will tomorrow tomorrow, we will
The coconuts maybe it's coconuts lost coconuts
I'm a fish don't I didn't realize you could mind it. I think I actually seen that once
Oh, whoa, the slime drop money. What the fuck you drop the money. There's like a yellow slime
Oh
I've seen them before
Bro, you, you sit here, you're like, say, oh my god, I'm not alone, but you keep getting like, rare shit
Really?
Yes
I never seen that, yeah
Damn
Well, it's cause I'm a loner, I'm not talking to anyone again
You're like, friend linus, I'm like, backtrips?
of
gold bars that's what I need
Mr. Anderson
Mr. Anderson
play music in these caves
oh shit shit shit ok look
I
Just speaks in lowercase naturally
Yeah, I'm you know, I didn't say enjoy
Even my heart
Oh Ruby needed that right we have a spicy eel
You know we needed it. I can't remember
Oh
There's just one or and that's like
What I'm in swing. What's this?
It doesn't go away
Oxel's door
and
you guys are going tomorrow
what the fuck is the backpack on the floor on the mind what's that
whoa yo six coal
it's like it's like weird because we're a kid that's what Senator doesn't want to give you but
Actually, right now I would kill him for a sack.
You become an adult.
Thanks for your change, huh?
Hey, 1110, I got nothing left to do in this.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to have to start fishing.
I'm going to go all hands on deck to make as much money as possible
for those cranberry seeds.
I'm also going to sell a lot of your fish now.
Actually I'm going to wait.
No you can't.
No I think the play here is that I will not choose crab pots.
Wait, Mast, did you choose angler?
I haven't.
I'm going to level the fishing line.
I don't think Mast has fished a single time.
I haven't fished at all.
I love you.
I don't really need fisherman.
Well I'll start fishing tomorrow and if I get to level five I'll choose the
the one that fish are worth 10% more so I can sell your stock.
You touched my fucking fish supply.
That's fine.
You can before you go to the thing tomorrow.
Can you make some more crab putts?
Yeah.
What do I, what do I, uh, I think I need a couple of balls, right?
Yeah.
And we need you to make some, uh, like some recycling machines,
like six of them.
Okay.
Fuck.
I don't even want to make those.
I think you do.
We'll find out.
Transmute. Oh, below stone ring I can make as well.
I need a glowing ring!
You don't need it, it's optional.
Does he even have an iridium rod?
Doggie, does he even have an iridium?
Broday, I was born with an iridium rod. What do you mean?
Do I have an iridium rod? Who do you think you're talking to? My dick is made out of iridium.
The spirits aren't good, you must the perfect day to leave!
Let's get out of here!
This is great, I'm just going to fish all that them day.
Raining.
Don't need to worry about the crops.
the
I so that that the bus leaves at like nine or 10 so
what are you going to make
yes you want to make
if you can
the
of the
The pulse I need wood and copper bars. Do you have any woods?
The wood tab.
How do you get them to bank?
Make like as like 15.
Alright, okay make 15.
And then your recycling machines, like six.
I don't make that recycling machine. What's that?
This is not very like laid out well. A wood stone iron bar.
So I need Woodstone on the handball.
Do you want six of those?
Yeah.
Put everything into the scythe chest up here.
So the pots and the recycling machines?
They're both in there.
Ok, and then you guys can go to the mines and I'll take care of them.
Cool.
all right come on come on you're on the bus already we have to wait till
Pam gets here oh he's cam wait did you take the wood with you that's fine oh
no no I didn't say the border man okay am I online just put down the long
chest the bus driver you know the town drunk is the one who's drunk
I got a moth driver.
No wonder there's no kids in this game, bro.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ignore the ones that are actually our kids.
Ignore those kids.
I got two sweet peas.
Sweet peas?
Thanks.
Okay, I need um...
I think I'm getting sweet peas.
Where the fuck is she?
She's coming, she's coming.
She gets her 10.
It was it was nine. I heard it was nine.
Look she's coming, look she's walking.
But you gotta buy a ticket.
He's getting the hang of it all the way.
I'm all gone, that's my ticket.
He's a class cam, get me the fuck out of here.
Oh buy a ticket, buy a ticket.
I did!
Oh!
We're here!
Holy shit!
Now we're here!
Damn!
Damn, this is within driving distance of us?
Yeah, check it out!
Alright shit, here we go.
Okono, you can chop down these trees too by the way.
Really, what do you got?
Pocono
Okay, these things take a lot.
I should save my energy.
Where'd you go?
Look, come on here.
Where'd you go?
Oh, I got a fucking cutscene.
I skipped it, sorry.
Oh, she says cactus-y stuff.
Oh, you went inside?
Yeah where'd you go? I went to the right of the bus. The right of the bus? Yeah.
Go back to where the bus is. Given gutsy I'm scared because you were
tongue-in-the-mouthed. I'm back at the bus. Come, come, come this way, this is the whole cabin.
What do I fish I can find here?
You ready?
No.
Oh that's how we got this key.
Um...
I regret not getting a better pickaxe though.
One line.
Watch out. These things hurt.
They didn't watch out for me bro.
What the fuck these things hurt?
Ow!
I need a special thing to kill that one.
You're cool here.
What is this?
I see that.
Oh shit, look at that.
3-1 already?
Yeah. Come over here, look, I found the hole.
Yeah, look at that.
Whoa, I'm fast as fuck.
What the fuck is that thing?
Big giant slime.
I'll beat him.
Oh god, he- oh my god, he made babies.
Oh, shit.
Ding mark.
You can never kill those things?
What?
No, those, no, those.
You need a special internet to kill them.
broccoli seeds, too
oh, brilliant
yeah, i got broccoli seeds, too
got music down here, too
if you find the hole, tell me
okay
found it
over the left
whoa, there's fucking mummies down here
oh yeah, okay, so those mummies, like
they keep coming back up
But you have to either blow them up with a bomb or use a torch I have to save your stamina.
Yeah, we're fine though.
Okay!
Your crab pots and recycling is online at the beach.
Oh yeah.
Oh, we all found the hole!
Oh, turn them.
That's nice.
You can stay there really late and then go back home at like 1.30.
I made a strategy guide for this game when I was a teacher, I think I have it nearby.
Like my Final Fantasy Tactics one.
That's for sure.
You made a strategy guide?
I mean I printed off stuff.
It's this cool tome right here.
It has like all the bundles and stuff.
Okay, so but I can look up Linus what he loves he loves all right. I need
Coco nuts and cactus fruits if you guys could bring those back
I got that'd be great
I got don't worry
You're like running like really fast. I'm fast as fuck. Oh, it's so thick
You said you used to 30 damage to be something oh
Whatever you do don't die with our good stuff. Oh, no never mind
That was really well timed on my screen when it says,
comma was knocked unconscious.
I've never heard that sound anymore.
Damn.
She's dude.
Oh, man, I'm hooting.
Okay, we didn't need that money for the cops.
Well, I brought some of the stuff back.
Where do you wake up at the Harveys or whatever?
yeah in the hospital it's okay they're gonna get you better
I'll fix what I'm down to myself
it's all right I know that
sup
I had a tow pass somewhere.
Ah, that's fish today, stupid pea.
This is the...
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
Oh shit, that hit me.
That's what I was saying.
What the fuck, my pool is like, my lava pool is...
rent.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
I think it stays like up forever, which is cool.
Hey, the things are done.
Where are the recyclants?
I put them on the beach. Oh cool. I put a chest and the recyclers on the beach so that when you
Go there next you could just throw all of the things in there at the
Go yeah, you'll and then you can just recycle the trash at one time
Okay, yeah
I'm not sure how many of you are here.
Oh, oh, where?
I'm gonna pull that thing.
Alright, you ready to see how much money your, uh, your row makes?
We'll see you in the morning.
That'll be cool.
Oh, yeah, that'll be interesting.
Please be good.
Whoa.
What he was doing with phones?
Call him!
I got all goddess to them
I don't have a sing-shall on me
Oh, yeah, we didn't take it. That was kind of dumb of us
What I got three
I've got a prehistoric tibia and a prehistoric vertebra.
I think I have a prehistoric tibia.
That's just new to you.
I'm gonna go to bed for the night as an old man. I'm just gonna sleep.
I think that's just far away now.
Come on.
I'm out of here.
I'm just sick of them fucking basic ass tools, I gotta upgrade.
I got like 1 billion recyclers, I'm still using them.
I only have our tools of basic too.
Basic ass bitch.
Yeah, I gotta upgrade them.
I'm almost died but I didn't.
I'm walking back.
I got four iridium.
Wayne doesn't let me go inside.
Ha ha ha ha, aww.
Hey, level 2 fishing, I did it.
Hey, nice.
Yeah, not bad for the road.
That's pretty cool.
Free 1200 bucks just for waiting.
That's decent.
And I think that your fire one will be...
Cause I use like crappy road.
But...
Yeah, but the fire is real bad.
of
the
I have to drop these bones off at the windows.
If we go down to level 26.
Arrest sword.
What's that?
What sword?
Anagit.
Arrest sword is Anagit.
Wait, what's mine were you talking about?
the OG. OG's good. We need coal, right? Yeah, we need stuff. We need everything.
Yeah, I'll grab my shit. I'm so fucking tired of having this fucking weapon.
And then you can also, I'll do the beach thing today, but I think we have 20 crab pots
down there now I got a fish for a little bit anyway so
oh wait did you get any cactuses or coconuts while you guys were there
uh coconuts i put some in the fruit area
i won't cactus i will take those give them to my friend linus so that i may give you
You, Hashimi, are my name.
Boom!
Okay, let's see. What am I going to do next?
Oh, yes!
Alright.
Okay, I'm trying to get as much oil for us as possible, but it makes a lot of noise.
Shit.
I think it was on a lucky day as well, I don't know.
Hey, we got a lot more coal than we used to have, that's for sure.
Time to make more iron.
and
If you want you can make another
15 to 20 crab pots
The hell it does
Because it's gonna just the more crab pots you invest the absolute way better it gets
What does monster compendium doing?
read it
I've read it
So that new power but
I forgot how much power it does, something about monsters have a small chance to drop
double loot.
Oh wow cool.
There you go.
Take this bonus.
Give me something cool with this.
Thanks.
of
Oh my god, where is this period blood pool?
What the heck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? That's my eels.
That's peri blood!
Those are his eels.
They're fucking eels, bro.
I see peri blood.
Yeah, we're done.
You're done.
The fire eels.
I can't wait to sell all this.
I have to eat this late.
cycling is here. So we can just chuck the trash right in and along the beach and clean
up this great nation. I want to put my hair up. I want to put up my hair. I want to go
back to the school. I want to pay 1000 gold. It's only 500 for you. I want to pay 500
gold. What the heck? If we get you a little bit more of like a healing items that will
get really soon. I'm going to pay 500 gold.
Okay.
Cheese is the goat. I hear that.
Cheese is the goat.
Archies is the best thing to have when you go into the mines.
Sometimes, archies.
Yeah, we need to get cows.
Yeah.
What do you use like the slime corpses for?
You can make them into a slime machine and...
Like egg.
Yeah.
breed an army of slimes.
I'm not even exaggerating this.
It's true.
Solar essence, is that good?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
I need that.
Really?
Bombs.
I wonder if I found the backpack, it's always six coal, is that intentional or...
Yeah.
Oh really? I didn't know it was three set amount.
I it's always cool. I don't know if it's like the exact
Yeah, the past three times I've clicked it's been
Oh, some floors like it's always the same like I
Always have a long floor with the tracks and then like the whole is always at the end
We'll find quartz
You're sponsored thing is at eight or in 25 minutes?
Yeah.
Okay.
I have to go soon.
We'll probably gotta finish the month I guess and then.
Yeah.
Sorry guys.
Alright.
No, it's cool.
I'm excited to see what you play.
Never Missed Everness.
Alright. No, it's cool. I'm excited to see what you play.
Never Missed Everness.
I'll be there. Or still streaming, but I'll be there in spirit.
I don't know yet, I...
I should probably go and, like, walk somewhere.
It's 8 and I haven't left my house.
That was hilarious. I have no f**k.
Well, if you find quartz goods, is that sorry, I give you guys the things that you guys don't know.
But to those.
It's good for you.
It's good for you.
Give me the seaweed. We'll make more, uh, yeah, give me more seaweed.
More fishponds.
that we don't have money for
broken CD nice
dude that was my life in that fucking lava cave
broken CD motion
broken fucking CD motion
Is Pierre the only guy with glasses?
Is he just throwing them into lava and the ocean?
What?
He's the only guy with glasses, right?
Or no, Harvey does too.
Harvey has glasses.
Why are there so many broken glasses?
Oh my god, I mean...
He's doing some freaky stuff.
23 Colas.
Oh, no.
Evelyn does like them. She's so sweet.
Oh, I forgot to go talk to my goat Linus. I'll go do that now.
Oh, no.
Halibut.
Okay. Dang.
Fuck off
I died!
NOOOOO
How'd you die? Where'd you go?
I tried to get out.
Didn't work.
Did you go back to the uh...
Gold mine?
Yeah...
I went back to the gold mine.
What the heck? Didn't even invite me.
Oh, this was gold iron-
OH MY GOD IT HAD SO MUCH IRON!
Rip our iron...
mouse.
Oh my god, I have so much iron on me.
They're golden coffee beans? What is that?
Oh, coffee beans are great.
That's the coffee bean, that's what it looks like.
All right.
I think they're really good for spring or summer.
What is this? What is that sculling bones on the ground? What is that?
Pirate hat. Okay.
Put it on.
Then, all my hard work is thanks.
I'm a coffee seed.
Oh, that's a bright one.
I'll take minus two gifts.
Here you go.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
I
Because you died because you got knocked out yes
You guys
Can you make your moss soup yet
make more soup I need a campfire oh yeah we need a cooking campfire I'm gonna go
throw this chub in the doesn't matter talking about chubs and beans and fucking
Melons, watering cans.
Oh, dude, this chlorine is sick, dude.
That's so much more below than I thought it was going to provide.
That's crazy.
Yeah, nice hat.
Hey, thanks, man.
Why is iron the fish?
That doesn't matter.
What?
No, no, no.
know the fish logo is a piece of iron which is coffee bean the seeds which is
now pickaxe and we need you to make more of those what's it called
I'll do it later crap box oh yeah we'll do it later okay
I'm telling you if I can make it I don't want to put shit in my house
Thank you
Who's putting shit in my house?
What is all this?
Is there a fucking fun house in here?
You don't like it?
It's alright I guess
This side I guess.
Oh my combat loader. Glory of the...
Chance for gems to appear in pairs or plus one all per vein.
Oh man.
Oh shit.
Gems to appear in pairs. What does that mean?
So if you get like a jade or a diamond or whatever it can be double.
Like your, like your forging one.
I got another one.
Oh I see. Yeah, mine is just... sounds way better.
We always need the oars.
Yeah, suddenly, I mean, that's what I've been wasting my time doing.
Final day of summer!
Final day of summer! This is it! Let's close out strong!
Final day of the summer!
At around 10 o'clock PM a rare beautiful event will take place.
No more judge we can ask about Pelican Town.
We're going to go see the Moly Jelly!
That's a cool, yeah I like that little...
That's my favorite event.
I like the Moly Jelly event.
To upgrade my pickaxe to a steal one, how much money is it? 5k?
It's... 10 maybe.
Oh really? Oh shit.
You mean the iron pickaxe?
Yeah.
5k, no wait.
Think it is 5k and then gold is 10k.
I beg you, I need my seeds for tomorrow.
Oh, right, right, right.
That's all I need just for one day.
Hey, hold on, mate.
We're gonna have a copper ore to make more crab pots.
I
Was it that this fucking sign is so easy to change I'm not trying to process
Anything in your hand that you put a sign it'll it'll do that. No, I know it just seems like it doesn't do it when I want to do it
I don't think we can repurpose this this sign to um, I was seriously just gonna leave the melon here
I think it looks cool. It is there for all seasons.
I'll probably just, alright.
He wakes up and just jokes himself.
I wake up at 4am, jorking it to this melon.
Eric, I need more data for seeds. It's like, I see a gold mine right here.
But look at, how do you, I don't even remember how to get it.
But it's like it's so rare it's gonna dig for me to get back.
Look at it! It stays through winter too. See you have this cool melon just hanging there?
It's a little fatty.
Look how fat it is. You'll show up with that.
Oh fatty. It's a little fatty.
People will go years and seasons trying to get those giant melons.
Where are you going?
It's following me.
We're going, huh? We're going.
Stop following me, dude!
We're going, huh? We're going.
What am I doing? These don't grow anymore.
After today.
We're going.
We're going.
Stop freaking following me.
We're going.
Leave me alone.
We're going.
We're going.
No!
We're going.
Did you make more crabpots?
Yeah, I did.
Tweet!
I'm going.
of
It went into the mine, quick!
How do you know that?
I know that's where you went.
How do you know where I went?
Who floor are you on?
I'll never tell.
Who floor are you on?
I'll never tell.
Chat, don't tell her.
Thanks Chat.
Hi!
I'm out immediately.
Why don't you want to hang out with me?
I do.
You try to do you want me to leave?
Mine enjoys the privacy in the mind.
What if I just sit here and let all these animals kill me?
I won't hurt you.
What if I just let this slime kill me slowly?
You wouldn't.
I feel sorry.
No, I wouldn't.
I'm sorry if it's long.
That's what I was going to put in.
Thanks so much, Katie!
Um, here's...
So wait...
Mouse, can you make me a promise?
What?
When you play this Four Corners farm next...
You know, I just need to be there for the first day of...
Fall.
Haha.
I'm gonna lay out...
Are we not?
For sure.
for sure but I mean I just don't want to miss day one of fall so I can set the
crops which is wrong we won't go ahead without you
you can go ahead without me as long as I can put
a giant pumpkin around.
you're next to my nances this is amazing yeah you solved all of our problems
yeah you guys can go high in the mines
broken
that's splatting how's that i kill the creature
i found it there's like no walls in here
i'm full already probably
this fucking sucks
This glowing is so sick.
That's a sick little seal, it's so dark.
Light's always out when I'm left.
Bug me.
Bug me.
Yeah, this is chill for me.
Oh, maybe you guys were just built for the mines.
Built?
I'm built for just manual labor.
Anything that's manual fishing, mining, all of the above?
I look at an empty plot of land and I think, what can I grow?
Is the farmer a labor?
You're the farmer, bro.
engagement, donations.
She's got to know what, what can he do?
Let's start with you.
Can do next time.
Yeah.
Don't ask my wife.
She's got a list.
The old bowling chain, huh?
I will not repeat that.
She is access to you are
She's wonderful the fact that I can play games all day while she takes care of p3 is very very nice
I'm gonna have a negotiation one
I'm gonna play video games all day
I'm hoping
That's why I'm very
I'm like, thanks. Look honey, and I you know
She lets me do this silly little job.
If not, she goes, you can go back to teaching instead of toy time.
I go, it's not toy time.
It's called streaming T.T. toy time.
And I'm like, no, there's a lot of really crazy things I'm getting done here.
It's tough.
You should see trying to take care of these guys.
It's incredible. It's very, very challenging.
very challenging. What time is it 9pm when we start this like feast of winter veil thing?
10pm I think.
10pm okay.
Bellies, it's bellies.
It's so dark Connor, help.
Where are you?
I went down.
Where'd you go down?
What's the hole?
I didn't go down, why'd you go down without me?
It's so dark, Connor, help!
Where are you?
I went down.
Where'd you go down?
It's the hole.
I didn't go down. Why'd you go down without me?
I thought you were going to go down too.
Don't go without you next time.
I'm surprised there's no way you could just take a way to do this.
What do you mean?
There is.
It's called bomb.
Oh, there is?
Oh.
and the bombs are godlike
but you don't even see that many holes, do you know what I mean?
time to sell off our fishing
Offishing isn't the word ours didn't a lot of heavy lifting and I said, well, I don't know if you've been watching lately
I've been also doing some some some fishing bud
Now you have I guess you've been helping a bit
You've got some I did not catch 15 rainbow traps. That was that was all you
That's a Chris 1k
Well, they're all sold down
Are you gonna dance though if we can get I know
You can take that ruby.
Ruby?
What's that?
Me?
I'm exhausted.
Oh, and the festival's gonna stop.
Oh, fuck shit.
Daddy.
Maybe we can watch that.
It'll be sick.
And town, I guess.
I was jade, I was jade good, did you it's good right?
It's really jade, it was up in the stairs.
Almost ready for moonlit jetties.
But I'm on my way.
I got 70 copper on my run, that's pretty good.
You're 22.
Okay, so we got like 90 that's a good amount
Like 15 on bars
Okay, I'm away
I got a fuck ton of coal in my previous run so for coal we should be good for a little while
I have all of it on my persons right now
All the coal. Yeah, I'll put it back in the safe. I always show me
You have 63
right Pete for the festival I'm running dude I'm running dude I'm at I'm like
I haven't even showered today I was working all day while you guys are just
chillin' all night everyone has a half of me
oh dude look at my little woman I'm gonna see the jellies once I don't go
Oh, how I jumped with joy when they arrived.
Ah! Oh, look at me like that!
You think I do all two enjoys a thing like this?
This?
Is that gonna be honest?
Yes.
Blasted mosquitoes.
You're in great preparation.
I think you have to engage with the mayor or I'm sorry, yeah, cut this out, every game
on him.
Big heart of course about him isn't it?
What was about the man in this world?
Fuck the mayor bro.
He stinks.
It's crazy how he made like every single character unique and kinda cool in their own right?
Yeah.
His wife has to stand by there.
Also he has a freaking altar in his house.
Yeah the whole cult thing is out of here, man.
Well that's the religion.
Cool-aid guys in yoga class.
Yeah so when you sell them all your goods,
he resells them and tells everyone he grows them in his backyard.
Yeah, he's such a piece of shit.
you tried to offer like our stuff is like premium stuff and everybody's like what the fuck are you doing
alright I'm ready
I'm almost done hold on
just talking to everyone
hey Clint what's up dude you wore your nice shoes today
we only have one third of our entire earnings in that fucking melon hole
that way okay I'm ready Matt
on my way
by client and hang out.
There's a big shop.
I'm here.
It's okay, I'll find it.
Let's do it, it's time.
Let's wash.
Let's put Pierre on that and shoot a flaming arrow on it.
It's actually going upstream,
Georgia, mom, this is for you.
This is my favorite one.
I love this one.
Hailey has a little camera that she's holding next to Connor.
Aw, that's so cute.
Who's logging everything, God damn it.
She's posting, she's live on Instagram right now.
She's live streaming.
Wow, she's so pretty and so cute.
Oh, there's little ones too.
Oh, baby.
Oh, look, the green one!
The magical green one!
Oh look, the green one! The magical green one!
Ooh, there's Q! Look at that!
What do they want from us? Why are they coming near us?
They're around some mysterious glows.
I'm not as excited now, and the Moonlight Jellies carry on towards the great unknown.
That's cute. That's very cute. All right, well, successful night out. Back to work.
Ones over boys. Ones over boys. Let me put all my stuff back.
I'm going into my house, going into my house, going into my house, going into my house,
another great day.
Yay.
well we got like an entire month done yeah share the bed with me why not come
on in bud
hey there's one of the ass something
yep
what's up
it's a midnight
yey
level 6
come on
wow that's a lot of fish
that's a lot
is that my fish
well ours the operative word I would say
woohoo
woohoo
Day one of fall. Okay, well
A good place to save up I think yeah, that was fun. Thank you for letting me join
Oh, wow, it looks so pretty
That's very cute. I can't wait to play all my corn's here and everything. I'll just get back. Okay. Okay, later
All right. Well, she could save for that
There we go. Yep, they're already saved. So...
Boom!
Now this...
Dirty Valley.
Game's peaked.
That was super fun.
Alright, sponsor time.
I had fun with the sponsor. This game is so sick.
Yeah, I love this game.
Me too.
It's so good. I want to at least finish a year.
I don't know if I'll do like multiple years, but at least it'd be fun to do a year with you guys.
Yeah!
At least to a decade.
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Thank you for your interest man, I look forward to playing more.
Yeah.
We'll keep our farm grown.
Okay, thank you guys.
Alright guys, we have a good sponsor.
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Bye bye.
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Bye!
Thank you so much.
If you're playing with me, Bucky.
Of course you can. You're playing with me.
Hello everybody, it's me.
Oh, and me.
How's that?
Let's go.
Vlogging.
My special account.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
What?
What the hell where is it oh here it is.
Are you going to show or no?
That's not showing.
Guys, it's showing.
Oh, look at me.
Wait, I look so safe.
Look at my suit.
Come here, Coco.
Rest for a moment.
Who is this?
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Ain't nothin' I love more than a character that has his eyes closed.
Meow!
Rollin' in a long lane!
Oh my god!
Look at the pony tail!
Pony tail!
I can see the city!
Look, look, oh!
I can see the city!
I will see through the nexus!
Come here, Coco!
I love her, she's so cute!
The cutest cat I've ever seen!
Hey, uh...
Let me turn, let me turn down...
Let me turn down the volume just a little bit.
Oh my god look at her back!
It's like a little pet!
It's a little pet!
Oh it's so cute.
It's a little cat!
Oh, it's so cute!
Hey, hold on. Hold on, Chad. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. You can go first, first aid? You can?
Ah!
Wait, I didn't see what the watcher looked like.
I'm furious. I'm furious.
Please don't look down, Earth.
Uh-huh. The spray smells calm.
It's gonna be a peaceful day.
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm!
The phrase smells calm.
It's gonna be a peaceful day!
Mm-hmm!
Ehh...
What?
What?
I'm putting my meds on really quick.
What?
Before we go, I'm putting on my meds!
No, no!
Oh
Just eating
I don't know I didn't get okay
Wait the music is really nice
Okay, let's go.
Okay, buddy.
Okay miss.
Oh my god, this is a map. Wait.
Nuggetle District!
Nuggetle?
Nuggetle District?
High-risk commission.
I can't beat that, I will die.
What?
I can't beat that, I will die.
I can't beat that, I will die.
will die what I can't be that I will die what is fine surely I could do these I
can't do the hard ones oh look this was new wait I could do this one
Well, well, well, open the door!
What's up?
What is happening in here?
Um, no?
Um, hello?
Running appraiser!
Uh, look here.
Is this package yours?
Oh, package?
It's not mine.
Tagadou says it's not his either.
This guy's on his freaking phone while he's talking to us!
We made fun of Tagadou for nothing!
Not his.
Not mine.
Not Securi's.
Not Adler's.
Moses this it's taking up a lot of space. I mean it's just a person some new antique I
Don't think it's part of her Tori's collection
Huh wait, what's going on?
About half an hour ago when I returned to the shop. I saw a courier making a delivery
Oh, the package wasn't addressed to any person just a bone antique shop
I saw that she was in a hurry, so I simply gave my signature for the package you just signed for a package that you didn't know
It was you didn't know who the packages for or you know was inside. You just I may have made a mistake
Maybe tomorrow learned how to shop online
Wait check this out on bagel bagel
What is this? What do you see? Begull?
Mysterious puppets in Hethero. Performance art or a terrible omen?
Wait, doesn't this look just like the one in our shop? Are they from the same collection?
What's going on?
Seems that similar puppets appeared overnight in populated areas throughout Hethero.
Wait, that's creepy.
Five of them so far
At first people thought it was Giovanni's doing some kind of
Puppet themed art exhibition organized by the divorce acts or something like that the war jack
Others thought it was a promotional event for miss Ellie's puppet project thousand faces, which has been trending
Until someone claimed it was the work of an anomaly that drains life out of humans to make
Oh, no!
They're literally here.
Oh, no, not Hethero!
Well, I did a big bump.
Wait, what do you mean by sharing clothes and cabinet? What does that mean?!
So, what our shop received is the sixth puppet?
Uh-oh.
Was the puppet still human that long ago?
Maybe it's better to get JTF involved.
Ooh, JTF.
Well, contact the Bureau.
You can't even chill this morning when all of us can skip beauty sleep and still be beautiful like that woman.
Woah.
My apologies.
My apologies. No, the apologies is all mine.
It's not your fault. It's someone else. Forget it.
So who brought this thing? Take it away. Dump it. I don't care. Don't let it mess with the shop's feng shui.
I mean, we got to cover for us. JTF will be right here.
I don't see you getting excited about bringing customers over and you're bringing JTF to the shop?
You kids better not have stirred up trouble again. Here's what happened
After the GTF arrived everyone in any case would like to come
We'll have to leave the shop for a while. What do you think Hatori?
Well the business of the BAC matters more than ours, so we'll come what is going on
But the BAC will compensate for missed working hours for precious death and me
Why am I included?
Ah cuz you're in a room buddy
The BAC will provide reasonable compensation for losses incurred from taking up your time
No, I'm going to the Bureau of Anomaly you're staying here
isn't closing for the day someone needs to handle things until abler gets back
with I'm gonna investigate an anomaly you are not you don't go through
I'm a very important person. I work for a living
I go to work for a living okay. I have a job and I care about my job
Oh, oh no, I forgot I forgot I can't attack people
I'm not gonna go around are you?
Well, I'll be
Game of the year.
Wait.
What is happening?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
This guy's punching me!
Why don't you get him!
What the fuck!
Punch me again!
Do not touch me while I'm trying to pet a cat!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
I'm not touching you!
Catch me while I try to pet a cat!
Oh my god...
Oh that guy's really punching me!
Someone call the police!
There's violent people on the street!
Somebody call the police!
There's violent people on the street! Someone call the police!
Hey, maybe I can ride a bike?
Maybe I can.
Uh, I'm crossing the street, nobody's- Oh, no, I'm not crossing the street, just hitting.
Huh?
Nobody's right.
Nobody's right, I'm crossing the street.
I don't want to get arrested for this.
I can! I'm in a massive run!
No you're not!
Licence and registration!
Oh no! The police!
Run!
Run!
You'll never catch me alive!
I don't have crispy mouse cookies.
The tasty good heart crispy mouse cookie is great at pulling officer whiskers attention
away.
Oh
Nice help! I don't want to get arrested! It's my first day!
Right in the wind!
Never catch me now.
I'd like to see you try.
You! Successfully escape!
Excuse me, I'm gonna need your car.
According to Article 20 of the Field Operations Code...
I've got things to do, so I'll take them out.
Anyway, please?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Awww!
Browl!
GIMME YOUR CAR!
I WANTED IT!
IT'S PAIN!
Official business!
We need your cooperation.
I hope this helps you guys out!
Oh, thanks!
Oh, thanks!
Oh
Oh
Oh. Hey, I need to go accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate, accelerate,
Accelerate!
Accelerate!
Uh oh.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Am I going too fast?
Fast?
Are you feeling car stinks?
Oh
Maybe I'll just park here
Maybe I'll just park the car. Oh wait
Not for all row
I think I'll get five stars.
Please proceed to the first floor to a task force system.
To descend and ramp up any applications for authentication, this is the first floor to be completed as long as you're in support of it.
Anomaly certification and automation in this room.
And to the next floor, anomaly certification.
Greetings, everyone from A-Bone.
Greetings.
BTG-6 is taking over this case.
I'll introduce you to the operation lead in a moment.
Okay.
What's the case?
I shall keep...
Okay.
I have a few questions, like, are those glasses real or anything?
I don't know.
So the Bureau suspects that this isn't the work of anomalies alone.
There are more and more divisions in the Enforcement Tactical Division nowadays.
The puppet from A-Bone has been transferred to Temp Con.
A-Bone.
Please follow me.
I guess I could follow you.
Hey!
Are we gonna be walking this whole way?
Guys?
Guys, can I run to the area?
You guys walk so.
I'm not going to call me hello just me oh guys why do we need this big elevator we're
Shabby elevator! This is a shabby elevator?
Whoa.
Whoa, there's a ferris wheel over there. We gotta go there. It looks like a theme park.
Hey, wait! There's a castle over there, too!
See you later.
What?
Aren't you coming?
I'd love to hang around and meet teams I've never seen before,
but my dear director, Alphard, needs me for some grown-up discussions.
I'm a grown-up.
Is it about Abisu?
Should I go with you?
Our precious wants to feel the cool AC and expensive sofa,
as well as the endless lectures from the director.
What?
She only asked for me, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind another one, especially one who's such
a good kid.
You mean I don't have to go with you?
Don't worry, the containment level needs your expertise more.
Next time there's a chance I still won't drag you along to suffer-
I'm a grown-ass man.
When you're done with your work just head back don't wait. Oh, I just hope today's parent teacher conference doesn't set a new record for links
When I first came to the Bureau
Me they're not only to TentCon here, right? Yes, what on manages it?
What the- uh.
Wait, what just happened?
What just happened?
What is this place?
There's a bunch of squares!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, don't jump over.
I did not know they were gonna let me jump over the railing.
Do not jump over the railing!
Don't jump over the railing.
They don't let you do that.
I mean, they do.
Hey, hey, hey!
What the?
What in the world?
What the?
What in the storage facility?
Excuse me, wait, wait a minute, what's happening here?
Allow me to introduce our guests.
Hello.
These are anomaly hunters from A-Bon and Teak Shop, Daffodil who witnessed the suspect
in the privatization case, and the appraiser was keen perception of anomalies.
Hello.
This is Chaos from ETD 6.
Wait, who is this?
What the...
Hi there.
I mean, his outfit looks like Chaos right now.
This is Lavinia, an operative from the EGOSH court.
We'll be relying on the court's support for intel related to unknown anomalies.
What is this black bird was unable to attend today's meeting in person, so I'll be covering for her
Greetings to the people of a bone
Is that a magic hat greetings?
Now that everyone's here. Let's get started
Who received the package?
Tell us what happened
It was around 7 30 in the morning. I saw the delivery person place the package at the shop entrance
She approached me for my signature, saying she was in a hurry for the next delivery.
I did not think too much of the time, so I signed and took it into the shop.
But looking back now, the whole thing was pretty strange.
Uh-oh.
The package was marked Fragile, and the delivery person told me to handle it carefully.
But the packaging was flimsy.
Do you remember what the delivery person looked like?
a young woman not particularly tall short hair in a cool express uniform I
didn't get a good look at her face since her baseball cap was in the way
baseball cap curious from the package to the delivery person everything was
fake according to our investigation of the cool express in bridge crossings the
delivery person responsible for Hancock Street does not match daffodils
Suscription and their work records show no irregularities
The shipping records from the package center also shown no fragile items being delivered to a bone
Someone disguised himself as a delivery person just to give a bone a puppet. He has his not say you stop correct
The question is why would anyone do this?
Why would anyone do considering this may involve matters affecting a bone's interests?
I'd like to consult with both of you
It's not him, guys!
We also don't have any leads.
Sorry to interrupt. I was thinking...
What if this person wanted the appraiser's help?
A puppet that allegedly was transformed from a human?
Wouldn't it retain traces of an anomaly?
If that's the case, shouldn't the client have come forward to explain the situation?
Even without a client?
What harm is there in examining a gift at your doorstep?
What?
Can I take a look at it?
Are we gonna look at the package ourselves?
Please, go ahead.
Excuse me! I need to examine the package, please!
E-e-em!
The puppet of a teenage boy who seems energetic.
Uh-uh.
Alright, what kind of sick freak?
The puppet of a teenage girl.
For some reason, she's looking this way.
What the...
Alright!
the cards in the pocket the anomalies aura seems to be coming from these cards
Bella oh the red letters are names 0 0 all six puppets have a similar aura it
Should be from the same anomaly or the same type of anomaly, but it's very faint
But the black cards in the puppets clothes
The cards are the derivatives aren't they?
Very likely the riveting people being attacked and turned into puppets by anomalies. It's just a rumor
pretty much what I expected all right this guy's a tough guy who would spread rumors
on bagel to cause panic bro it's bagel everybody spreads rumors on social media
it's normal everybody don't the same person who delivered the puppet to a
bone bingo you're asking the right questions my investigation shows that
Someone hacked a bunch of bagel cans and started rumors about people being turned into puppets by novels
This is starting to affect the citizens of Hathorow
Take me for example. I have a neighbor who never misses her daily dog. What random ab shot
But she's scared of getting caught by the anomaly and began to ask me to run errands
Who's ever out there watching and laughing us right now feel free to pop champagne
What? You mean somebody's watching us right now?
In any case, we can conclude that someone is spreading rumors.
But I'm afraid clearing this up won't be easy.
We can only explain the truth to the public after we contain or nullify this anomaly.
And only then can we completely quell the rumors and eliminate their harmful effects.
We are two important leads.
First, the puppet was delivered to A-Bone by a fake delivery person.
However, neither of you know anything about her, so we'll have to set that aside.
At least we're on the right track.
The second lead is that the anomaly can write.
Oh, yeah.
This is quite rare.
Oh, wait. Oh, that's right. You know...
The anomaly can write?
That's terrifying.
I wonder if the Igash court has any records of such anomalies?
Could you help us interpret it?
Unfortunately, we haven't found any matching anomalies and accessible records.
Um, if we can determine the identity of the names written on the cards...
The hat is walking!
I am able to help.
I should be able to glimpse at their fate, through divination, and understand what they've been through.
Chaos, consider this. If anyone receives a lot of heart from the anomaly, you are welcome to bring them to the witch's house for divination.
Understood.
What is it, Al?
If anyone from A-Bone discovers new leads, please contact BAC as soon as you can.
We will look out for more leads.
Very well, let's adjourn.
Thank you very much for your assistance.
No problem. I'm ready to smash this anomaly.
Who could it be if only I paid more attention to the delivery person well, you should have but you didn't did you
You didn't you didn't you didn't do your job, and you were not paying attention
So you know who's fault is it your daffodil you couldn't have expected this to happen
A bone safety is my responsibility
This time I
Left my guard down row your fire still it's good to know that no one was actually turned into a puppet
It looks like Atari isn't finished yet.
Appraiser, if you're tired, you should head back.
Let me handle the rest.
Let me handle the rest.
What is this?
Oh my God, it's a little lizard.
What?
Okay, okay, little lizard.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
No, okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry the rules are up sorry
Whoa, nice.
Hey, I need a car, guys. Can I take one?
Guys, can I take a car?
Yeah, sure do you lend me take one car.
What happened to the car that I brought in here?
Perfect, hit for me.
Wooo!
Wooo!
Master, master, master, master, master, master, master!
Ah!
Oh!
oh sorry oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry I'm just enjoying I'm just enjoying the city
I'm just enjoying the city
No, my D. Just enjoy the city.
No, my D. Just enjoy the city.
No, my D.
No, my D.
Just enjoy the city.
We have to be...
Oh no!
I have to go down there.
Hup!
Hup!
Guys!
I've spent around!
Alright, I gotta turn around, guys. Sorry.
Oh, maybe I can't go down there.
Hey, how do I get over there?
Oh, this way!
Perfect!
Perfect!
This is how I go down.
Just like this!
Perfect!
I'll make it there in no time now!
I made it!
What do you think, guys?
Oh, that was amazing.
Hey, what's this?
Wow!
Hey, what is this thing?
Excuse me!
Ernie, in the next morning.
Nenally, are you okay?
I'm not okay.
One, one last bar.
All right, Nenally, special training of one-eyed flowers and horse stance.
I watered flowers like a normal person.
Me too.
Exactly, exactly!
To Master, this is just normal!
My training isn't good enough yet.
That's why I keep wobbling around.
Just you wait and see how much I improve, Master!
Thanks to Daffodil and Nanli,
the flowers and plants are looking better.
I'll take care of Pruning from here.
All right, delicate work like that really is best left to the old man.
Oh, by the way, how did that thing from yesterday turn out?
Any updates?
We couldn't get anything out of Cool Express.
The manager even said that they're going to avoid hiring temps for a while.
Wow.
There goes one of my reliable side gigs.
Lookaloochee's ponds are running low.
Well, hello, T.
Why do you think they're sending puppets to our place in A-Bone?
Could it be... the anomaly is challenging the Coluchis?
Was the puppet sent to deliver some kind of... message?
What message could that be?
Um, don't mess with the anomaly!
Messages and sensitive chronicles!
This is some kind of hint!
The hint is...
What's the hidden thing that I, P.G. Dimay, should definitely be able to figure out?
If that's the case, shouldn't the recipient be you?
Oh, you're right! Why does it only say A-Bone?
Could it be that I, or maybe I'm not a leech collusion?
What? It only says A-Bone?
Who exactly is this hint for? Or could it be meant for all of us?
We have a guest.
We have a guest?
Who's the guest?
Is it me?
Hello?
Is this A-Bone?
Are you anomaly hunters?
Yes.
Welcome to A-Bone.
You must be here for an anomaly.
Whoa, her eyes!
Yes.
Uh, what do I need to do?
Do I sign a contract?
Do I have to sign up for something?
Oh, this must be your first time seeking help from anomaly hunters. Don't worry. Please have a seat
These are a bonus finest anomaly hunters
Feel free to share with them any troubles you have. I'll make some tea for you. Please wait a moment
Okay, okay
Sorry, I don't know how I'm so pretty
If you don't mind, let us ask you some questions. That way we can help you figure out what you need.
Okay, okay, leave it to me. So, have you encountered anything strange recently? Um, what should I call you?
Uh, Renee is...
Renee?
...then enough. I think.
Oh, right, Renee. What do you do for work? How's your day today? Did something weird suddenly
mess up your routine? I'm a taxi driver. What? I start at 8am and finish at 8pm. He's a
taxi driver! From a convenience store. After work I go to food first for a set meal.
The weird thing is, for the past few days, every night at exactly 9pm, this strange guy
in a cloak shows up and attacks me.
What?
Though he looks scary and hits me pretty hard, when his attacks land, I don't feel a thing.
Uh...
What though?
I just cover my head and let him attack me for about 10 minutes.
What?!
Then he leaves.
But you just sit there and let this guy wail at you for 10 minutes!
When I peeked through my fingers, nobody was there.
What?
Miss, do you know how great this sound is?
Isn't this strange?
He attacks you every day?
He attacks you every day?
That's messed up!
Here's your tea.
Thank you.
Every night at exactly 9 o'clock, what kind of kink is that?
Maybe it's like those guys from gangster movies who like to dress up scary to hit people
down for money.
They usually shouldn't have the same time to establish an air of authority.
Now I can't believe there's a light like this on my turf!
I've touched a sense in a hand with my fists!
But I don't remember owing anyone money.
I had nothing to deserve harassment from this...
debt collector.
Oh thank you, have a little thank you, thank you.
as a word just swings this huge scythe at me it's terrifying you don't feel any
pain when he attacks could this be a hallucination or is this that collecting
some kind of anomaly activity yes it should be an anomaly just like Fuka
said she told me to look for help at the abone antique shop okay we're here to help
you she's my friend well more like my food buddy what Fuka said it's definitely an
anomaly and the anomaly hunters from abone antique shop can help me I will
help
Oh! I've made a name for ourselves!
People are finally going out of their way to recommend us!
Good-bye, prize money!
You're a man!
What else did she say?
I'm... not really sure...
I just know that she said I should get your help as soon as possible.
Okay.
Are there any other strange things going on besides that?
It's hard to say...
I...
I don't know...
Sorry, I don't have a great memory. I only have vague impressions of most things.
Well, me too, man.
How about you go ask Fuka. She also saw the anomaly in the parking lot that day. I think.
She seems rather scatterbrained.
Uh-oh. It'd be good to hear what others have to say.
What is SHE the anomaly?!
It's almost meal time. Fuka should be at food first. Shall we?
Let's go to food first.
What do you think, Appraiser?
Master? This is our first commission of the day.
We'll help figure this out and see if there's really an anomaly causing trouble.
Let's not disappoint this very tasteful person who recommended us.
Let's go take a look.
How about you, Master?
Master hasn't worked on a commission with the Appraiser yet.
Maybe this is a good time to show you my latest trading results!
Um...
The Tony has no plans to go out today. Rest assured, I'll watch over the shop.
Okay.
Very well. Let's head out.
Alright, let's go.
It's been a while since I had food first.
Oh, I'm craving for their hamburger steaks!
Hey! Oh man! We won't be back for dinner tonight!
Take care.
I'm gonna have a hamburger!
Let's get out of here! We're gonna get food first!
Hey, how do I get out of here? Oh!
Anna don't want this car anymore.
Anna. Hey, who left this car here?
Who did that?
Who did that? That was not me.
Why did you bring me here?
Excuse me!
Whoa, fish tank.
Whoa, wait, is this...
I love fish, now I have one.
Now I have a fish.
Oh
Don't talk to me like that.
AHHHHHH!
Excuse me!
Stop right there!
OUCH!
Help!
Help, I'm being attacked!
I'm being attacked by a man!
A man is attacking me!
Stop right there.
Excuse me. Hey! Excuse me. I need your car. This is Mint from CSU too. We need your assistance.
What the heck? How dare you, criminal scum! Stop right there! I need your car! Stop right there! I need your car.
Excuse me. I need your car, sir.
I need your article 20 of the field operations code.
What the hell is this?
These people do not respect the law.
They do not respect the law.
So rude. How can you not respect the law?
Look at me. I'm just a poor girl walking down the street.
Hello, I need your vehicle According to Article 20 of the Field Operations Code
You gotta go, what's it in your team?
Anyway, please?
Thank you for your cooperation And now, it's time to go
Excuse me, I'm going to food first
I wanna get some food!
I wanna go get some food now!
Oh, we've got liberty in the city!
What does that have to do with me?
I- I'm gonna go up here!
Come on up!
Here we go!
Come on up here! At our time!
Who's going to leave like maybe you while I'm in the sea?
Uh-oh.
Excuse me, guys.
Is this where the food shop is?
Oh, is this way?
Excuse me!
Excuse me, I'm going to food.
Oh, perfect!
Look! We're here! At full first!
Perfect.
Hello!
You're later than usual, little Renee.
Oh my god, she has...
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
I'm sorry. I have something to do.
You guys take a nap.
No need to apologize.
Your matters are more important.
important. Are you anomaly hunters from A-Bone? Yes. That's right! The A-Bone detectives are back in action!
I am Natalie Colucci. Each time I have the Colucci's from Bridge Crossings. This one is the core of our family. The appraiser!
The appraiser.
And this here is...
Uh...
Daffodil.
It's been a while, Daffodil.
Oh, you know her.
You already know Master.
Your Master helped our family solve quite a few
troubles in the past.
Mothers still can't stop talking about Daffodil's moves.
No wonder you recommended us to an A.
Master's commissions always get perfect reviews!
Sorry, I don't quite remember.
Oh my God, our members got back when the shop first opened, right?
After all, we have Monopoly in all Anomaly Commissions now!
Monopoly?
Fuka, we'd like to ask about the strange thing happening to Renee.
Can you tell us about it?
Of course. Let's sit down and talk.
Let's go.
two nights ago, little Renee and I finished dinner and were about to head home.
She offered to give me a ride, so we walked to the parking lot together.
That's when we encountered this cloaked person.
cloaked person?
cloaked person?
Didn't little Renee tell you about it?
The anomaly she saw was a strange figure that looked like someone wearing a cloak.
Oh, my mom.
Oh.
Did I really say that?
What's wrong with these people?
You little scatterbrain, forgetting what you said again.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry, I...
I trust her.
No need to apologize.
to be honest i don't know what this so-called cloaked person actually looks like
and you don't know weren't you there i was rene was walking me to her car but halfway there
she suddenly crouched down trembling all over looking panic like she was hiding from someone
i asked her what was wrong but she couldn't answer she just kept muttering so she can't see it
don't hit me nobody else was around let alone anyone hitting her so you didn't
actually see the anomaly attack renais
i don't trust you i don't see her curled up on the ground but i definitely didn't see the cloaked
person she described i don't trust her after about 10 minutes the kiddo just stood up and
and asked me to follow her to the car.
Acting like nothing had happened.
Isn't that strange?
Are you sure this isn't some hallucination?
Like maybe she ate some weird shrew in the dinner or something?
Shrew!
I thought she was hallucinating at first,
but on the way home,
she told me that this weird thing happens
every night at 9 p.m.
It didn't sound like she was lying,
Not a hallucination, only she can see it, harasses her every night at the same time.
With something this bizarre, it's gotta be an anomaly causing trouble.
Damn girl, that's not being no strange.
So, any leads yet? Hunters from A-Bone?
No, we just start on the page.
I see.
Can I ask one more question?
Of course, Daffodil.
Why are you lying?
When Renee was clearly unwell, why didn't you contact a doctor?
Yeah, why didn't you contact a doctor?
That's right.
She acts like she's nice.
But when her friend was in trouble, she didn't seem to be concerned or help her.
Well, I was worried something might be wrong with her, so I told her to go to
the hospital but the girl insisted she was fine so I just let her be you also
suggested that she should seek help from a bone that's because I later realized
Renee must have gotten herself into trouble with some anomaly bro I thought
of you wouldn't it be better if you experts helped her instead of having an
Amateur like me mess around girl. I don't trust this woman
Daffodil you may be thorough, but you always get obsessed with details
same old habits
All right, I'm going to tell Fuka that I was okay really I'm fine
It didn't hurt at all. It's just that the anomaly was
scary thanks to fuka for explaining everything that happened I'm not so good
at that I feel like I don't really know what's going on
we've been talking for so long we almost get dinner I'll buy everyone
food tonight take a look at the menu what do you want fuka same as usual
spicy chicken cutlet curry rice oh that sounds pretty good
I love the same I don't know about the other stuff at this place but I like the
spicy chicken rice since it doesn't have those gross green peas what about you
mentally and appraiser go ahead and order something you like
I want everything on the menu if you are paying it's two minutes before nine
o'clock according to Renee the anomaly will appear in the parking lot right on
time okay show me that anomaly I wonder if we'll get to see that cloaked person
show up to collect dice it's night o'clock and the sun is still out
what Fuka said not everyone can see it right or maybe ordinary people can't
see it it might not be a weirdo in a cloak either after all she's a bit
Scatterbrained. She could have gotten it wrong.
There are many anomaly hunters here to protect you.
They're just standing out there in the rain.
You need to be afraid.
Thank you. You always take care of me.
Um, then I'll walk ahead.
We'll show up soon.
And it's just like literally just raining right now.
What is this?
What?
A bird gave me a present.
Go to the parking lot.
On my way.
What is that?
What is happening?
What is happening?
Bro, I don't trust that girl. I don't trust that girl.
What's up?
Oh my god! What's up?
I'm sorry, what?
Oh my god!
I
Oh
My god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Nice work.
You don't know how to give up.
Who do you think is an illusion?
Oh!
I will stay for the next.
Oh, I got this! Oh my god!
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
I
AHHHHH!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I'm crazy like a vehicle! I'm crazy like a vehicle!
I was crazy like a vehicle!
Let's finish this!
You're feeling good.
Holy... Holy... Holy...
Oh my god, look at that.
I can die!
I hope he dies.
Oh, the weather.
Oh, the weather.
Let me take over.
Oh my god, what? I'm gonna have to do this all over again. This is insane.
What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing?
Now we die! Awaken!
Be careful, we don't leave you!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I'm late!
Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus! Jesus! No! Oh my- AHHHH!
Not too difficult.
Make splinter and fracture!
Can you feel them?
In grain.
Ow!
You're in.
I
Don't
Did the anomaly drop that thing on the floor
And a series of numbers on the back
The numbers are different
It's the same type of card the bureau is looking into let me contact chaos
Okay, we meet again. From what I know, you received a commission from Renee to investigate
this debt collector anomaly. Which attacks her every night at the same time.
Uh oh, he's looking for his money. He wants his money back. For a week.
You fought? Then the anomaly left behind the same course from the
optimization case so you encounter the same anomaly I'm after oh could someone
have schemed all these encounters just involve you
ETD-6 lives up to their name they are true anomaly crime experts
you're right this doesn't seem to be coincidence we still don't know who's
That's the mastermind or why they're doing this. But we may have already met her. Fuka, the friend who recommended us to Renee.
Wait, she was here just a moment ago.
She's already gone.
What did she say?
She recommended Abone because Daffodil had handled her mother's commission before, which left her impression.
To have to dwell, to have to dwell.
So it's daffodil again.
Interesting.
Well, she's literally right there.
Thanks for the information.
We should make a trip to the witch's house.
Good thing it's not too late, so ask the Blackbird and her team to work some all the
time.
That's your only face?
Literally, right there.
Of course.
This is a crime scene. I'm the investigator here.
I'm the investigator here.
How do we do these?
Let's do one of these.
Is this how you look for it?
Bob Pop.
Normally tracker.
Oh my, oh my god!
Insurance!
Insurance!
Insurance!
This is Mint from CSU2.
We need to have some fun.
It's a new car.
Try not to ding her, okay?
I'm not gonna...
Eat my luck.
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna...
Excuse me, lady. I'll do what I want.
Oh.
Uh, nobody's using good hay.
Oh, excuse me!
Excuse me!
I'm hunting anomalies for my dog.
Excuse me! It's for my dog!
I'm hunting anomalies for my dog.
Woohoo!
Here's what I'm hunting anomalies for my dog.
Oops, sorry.
I have a dog to deal. I have time to wait.
The truth is not...
Help!
AHHHHHHH!
It wasn't me!
I wasn't the one maliciously driving!
Help!
There's a girl on a motorcycle!
She's chasing me!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Focus! Focus!
I have a job to do! There's an anomaly!
There's an anomaly! Leave me alone! There's an anomaly!
Wait! There's an anomaly!
Very convenient way to travel.
You three! There's an anomaly!
Whoa, what's this?
Oh, there you are, anomaly.
Ah! Hey!
Hey, was that the anomaly?
I'm looking for an anomaly.
Oh, it's on a cooldown, I can't resurrect it.
Hey, excuse me, I'm looking for an anomaly.
Huh? It's the way to pick it up.
Excuse me, I'm looking for an anomaly.
It's been nearly impossible to get parking at Brooklyn.
Huh?
Can you really just go out there?
Kizuri, I'm looking for an anomaly?
Does anybody-
Does anybody know what's behind the anomaly?
Surely this is where the Anomomy is.
Trust me.
Yeah, perfect angle.
Is this the Anomomy?
It should be the wall?
the wall? Well there's nothing here! I'm a vase? Excuse me! Maybe it's a big vase?
Oh, it attacks at a certain time.
Wait, she's so cute.
What should we do today what should we do today hey everything we need for the
The trip is ready.
How many of three characters?
Another new deck.
Hey!
Greetings to you.
Hey, the wind's picking up.
Three characters.
I'm level one.
is there a way to like move time? Well there has to be a time-moving thing. There's always a time-
Come on!
The wind's just right.
Where's the time system?
Time system on phone.
Time system.
Oh, my current quest is locked.
Oh, can I untrack?
There we go.
Daytime!
Anomaly is not showing up, why not anomaly?
Anomaly!
Whoa, what a beautiful ocean.
Beautiful ocean.
Don't mind me, I'm tracking an amami.
Oh, beautiful ocean.
An amami?
Okay, maybe we can find another Anomaly.
Six?
6?
6?
6?
6?
6?
6?
6?
6?
Maybe we can do this one.
6?
6?
6?
6?
6?
Oh, Anomomy!
Yes, thanks for correcting me.
Anomomy.
Oh, what is this? Is this Anomomy?
I'm trying my best to help you right now.
Sorry, I couldn't.
I'm out of here. This guy killed me.
Is the wind picking up?
I'm here to help.
I'm out of here. This guy killed me.
you
you'll be among my way to hunt an anomaly
right
Hey guys, just riding a plane, no mind me.
Is this plane gonna go or what?
Hurry up!
Take me to the next station.
Take me to the next wall, pretty outside.
Beautiful.
I don't think I'm going too far from the Anomaly.
Can I get off, please?
Can I get off, please?
I want to fuck! Can I get off the train?
Oh, brother.
Hey, the wind's picking up.
May as well look at my characters, I guess.
What should we do today?
Attention, freaks!
It's me!
Hey, did you need me?
Everything we need for the trip is ready.
Oh, I can't run right now.
Oh brother, do you know me?
Wow, beautiful.
Beautiful beach.
Sunflowers.
Oh my god, big sunflowers.
I'm hunting anomalies stop right there
There!
A-HAI!
HAI!
HAI!
Whoa.
Letters are gone.
Hey!
Guys, I gotta hurry! I have a doll to do!
Stop right there!
Yeah
Uh
Stop right there. Oh
Oh, no.
Welp.
Well...
I'm on my way, anomie!
According to your article 20 of the Kielba Operations Code, I can't, I'm in a mess.
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
May I ride the bus?
Stop!
Stop!
All right, move it over! You don't know the road!
According to article 20 of the Kielba Operations Code, I can't go on that bus at 19.
Hey, wait, please!
Shut up!
I have a job to do! This is my job!
This is my job!
This is my job!
This is my job! Leave me alone!
Excuse me!
Hey, is that the anomaly?
That's not the anomaly.
I'll find it if it's the last thing I do.
I'll find it if it's the last thing I'll do.
Hey, where's the mom-a-me-a?
You guys know where it is?
Excuse me!
I heard there's a disturbance in here?
Can someone point me into the direction of the nearest-an-a-ma-me-a?
I'll let my chef out.
Hey, what is that?
Whoa.
leave it to me
it is hot
oh my god, let me level up our o
I'm leveling up, Nebulae.
Uh, I guess.
Hey, the wind's picking up!
Everything we need for the trip is ready.
I'll make you guys 40 in a day.
Another new day.
Level 40?
Okay, who's the last one?
I'm picking up.
I see.
Greetings to you
Greetings to you
Can I have more or I should pull for another person to know
What should we do today?
I don't know
I guess he doesn't have one
He quit
Oh, I can't do it right now.
We did it!
Prophecy where you're encountering anomalies by chance or except your related commissions
will face powerful anomalies.
Some may leave behind anomaly residual after being defeated which you can capture and
craft into Equivable Arcs. You can improve an arc's attribute through enhancing and mixing,
effectively boosting the wearer's stats. Okay?
Hey.
I'll take care of the cleanup work.
Ooh, nice.
Trust me.
I'm here, Coco.
Whoa!
Cute.
Good thing I'm not late.
I got this
Well well well
Oh
I was a blue lady!
When soon fabricated dice for solid dice to gain movement, points then move to a corresponding tile and a clean icon.
Okay, then you're on a journey together to how guaranteed the character showed in the
pile.
When moving your character to a test pile, you'll have a chance to communicate as class
I'm scared, I'm on the first board, okay?
One.
Hmm, are you okay?
This is our first meeting, why don't we take a photo together?
Wait, she's so cute.
The secret fear can only be reached in a rainbow grave.
oh
interesting
Look, this is a very interesting system.
They're arresting guardians on the board.
When you move to their tile, you will awaken the dormant guardian who will flee to our forward
nine tiles with a strider.
You need to catch up to the guardian within three dice rolls.
After each dice roll, the guardian will move forward two tiles.
Successfully catching the guardian rewards 30 warp pieces.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Hmm, you're in! Are you okay?
This is our first meeting. Why don't we take a photo together?
Wow, well we gotta roll again.
Here to do my job.
Oh, no!
Hot bomb in!
Oh, no!
Oh, brother.
Oh, where is he?
I saw him.
Here to do my job.
I
Your special
Oh, art exchange, we see.
Hotpicks.
Ashen shop.
Costume!
Wanna join the amazing Kaluuji's?
We're always ready to have ya!
Oh my god, she's so cute.
Who calls upon the name of Hanyul?
What do you want?
If you're that free, go buy me the loot.
I'm ready.
Greetings to you.
Hey, did you need me?
Oh, that is so cute!
Another new day.
Wait!
That's cute.
Woohoo! As long as I'm watching you're back-
Hmm... Gaze is the child of love.
Unlike the way you look at me.
It's my duty.
Okay, we're gonna pull for a red cat.
We're pulling for a red cat!
Oh, you can speed it up!
Phew!
Come on, red cat!
A Lois V Adler at your service.
Wow.
It's a pool!
Oh my god, it's a pool cave.
Stick it, stick it, stick it.
Hello, I'm Edgar. Here to apply for the anomaly hunter position.
Goodbye, Edgar.
Gimme right that, though!
Wow.
She's so cool!
Okay, we got her.
But itchy-diny.
Uh...
Formation.
Will they join the amazing Kaluchis?
Wait, I thought he said my church ages ago.
Whoa.
Huh.
What should we do today?
Formation.
Greetings to you.
Formation.
Who calls upon the name of Hanyu?
Wanna hang out?
Should we head out?
I'm ready.
The paperwork you need is on the desk.
I'm ready.
The paperwork you need, I'm the paperwork, I'm ready.
Let's get our hands on.
Ole, mole.
Another new day.
I'm here I'll give it my all the paperwork you need is on the desk
Woohoo! As long as I'm watching you're back, you won't-
Hey! Did you need me? Me! Me! I'm ready to go!
Oh my god.
Hey, the wind's picking up.
Come down, miss.
Hey, did you need me?
Oh my goodness!
He's so cute! I love her!
The paperwork you need is on the desk.
The paperwork you need is on the desk.
Should we head up?
Not yet.
I gotta level you up first, bro.
I gotta level you up first, bro.
Oh.
Her abilities allow her to walk on walls.
Wait, how do I do that?
What's that smell?
Smells amazing!
Woo!
This tree is the wind!
Oh my god.
That was cool.
That was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
It was really cool.
It was a really cool game.
Oh, what is this?
Spooka?
Spooka candy.
Oh, it's the candy shop!
Whoa, everything's late.
The city makes literally feels alive.
Oh my god, is this food?
Hungry?
I am hungry.
I'm ready to order.
I'm not gonna order.
What's the smell?
Smells amazing.
What the smell?
I can't shake the feeling I'm forgetting something.
I can't shake the feeling I'm forgetting something.
Was this lame?
Oh
That's wallet, hey, I lost his wallet
I'm opening 8 grand spawns, but turning it into the security office without opening it
reduces warrants.
I'm opening it.
Six.
Psh.
The future is warring.
What?
Get over it.
Did he die?
Uh-oh.
Wait, there's um...
of
the
of
the
of
4
5
6
8
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
What?
That's so cute.
How much for a car?
Lighter.
What a look of wad and you can buy a car.
I'm ready.
Whoa.
Mm.
Gaze is the child of love.
I don't do vague requests
Do you hang out I'm free after work
Go ahead I'm listening clarity obsession disillusion
Is there anywhere you want to go?
Whoa.
Excuse me, where's the nearest garage?
Come on, go hand-packed green.
This garage.
zoom in, oh
or icon
or
Oh
This is all I got
Oh brother this thing
What the
I'm not a real car, I'm not a scooter.
It only goes 40 miles per hour, that's the max speed.
I'll never make it anywhere!
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Oh.
Nobody.
Time for thought- oh my god, I would play Tomodachi Life, but I can't.
I can't, I gotta go, I gotta go to-
I gotta go to bed, I gotta go to bed.
I had to go to bed.
You want to know why?
Because we have IRL stream today.
Guys, I'll be on today.
Tomorrow is today.
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I didn't know what's happening!
Guys thank you so much for, I do have teeth.
Guys thank you so much for spending 11 hours and 41 minutes of your day with me.
Thank you for hanging out with me today.
I had a great time.
It's been really fun.
We did a lot of fun stuff and I'll be back later today for a fun stream.
Bye bye!
Let's raid Pete.
You can watch his...
You can watch him play Stardew Valley.
Raid Peter.
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