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05-11-2026 · 10h 09m
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I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about.
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Any deeper with your heart out is my favorite part
Now we ain't gotta tell no one
Never ending midnight sun
Never ending midnight sun
We never lived in our summer
We never lived in our summer
We're all saints, right? That's why we're in hell.
In hell, quite the fool you fell on.
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help.
Help, be honest with yourself.
Hit me, hit me, with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it done
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
I ship off the burst, cause I'm the awful last
What is so point in line, it's not like you aren't trying
It makes you stagger high, feeling so trapped
You get a real bad rep, look at what's instead
Don't waste your life away, be like the rush
I am the centerpiece, line up with sense and plea
Tend up when you're at my feet, love me right and might set you free
Did you not feel the heat? Why not a sweet release?
Why not from hell's not discreet? Honishment is not speciality
Happy, happy with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want you to feel it done
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Like your purple birds, cause I'm the one for last
You're an immediate, the saint of the sinners
The same coins, same positions
She'd go follow the leader
Go stay where you can see us
Our nations, their nations
Keep chasing halos now
You're tired of trying
Be who you know you are
We're all saints, right?
That's why we're in this hell
That has no light to yourself
Let's not waste time
We're too deep to dwell
Hey, then she won't die
If we're your baby
With a bit of love, it'd be
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it blind
Oh please, oh please
You'll miss that it sucks, baby
That you have bad will best
Has had the other way
Catch me, catch me, how life and death are made
I'm a machine on the hands, I want to feel it back
And please, I'm pleased, I'm happy to hear that there's bones
I'll let you have your best, cause that we are the West
I'm from the nutty north, oh you know I'm out to show up
Tell your dad to text me, do me out like that sweet
Check on your exes, do not try to check me
Tajito on my banger, tryna fuck the red ranger
When the booty get to movin', know the thang is a banger
Got a red head, that's a Granger jacket
I'm a flamer, the beat's so offensive
Heart art, it's a banger
I'm an apology, I love Danny Degas
That's reverse psychology, I still got my edges
All your baby heads is gone, get that forehead or do it
But if he own home, I used to chase that nigga
I don't do that no more, he can't use my call
So he cannot come home, I'm not trying to be a meanie
Hose's birthday's so panini, I got Berlin bokeh in his
Cucas thread, I am so funny
Let's try to pop up
I'm not my man, he's my man, he's my man
He think it get no good, I'm not my man, he's my man
I'm not my man, I'm not my man, I'm not my man, I'm not my man
JK, I take my meds
You've got the hate and the jealousy
Once I know you hope don't copy me
Hatin' on me that you came in your rein
I'm up in my country when I hit the category
Take a hold of birth, a hold of holy mama
Hohing you a bitch
These hoes hate to dress me Like a cow that's my bestie
God, the egg is gracing All some are gone dressing me
Now you can't get a shot out I'm surprised you're alone out
Now make me get a lot more Enter out like the child out
The press! I'm not acting my mess I'm making it in
Distress, he ain't it, and no, hey, I said to pull the press
I'm not, I take my meds, I beat that bitch to death
JK, I take my meds
You got the hate and the jealousy, this ain't no kid, don't don't copy me
Ain't lonely that you can't even read, I'm popping my pussy when I hit the microwave
Right now my bars ain't money, chinchilla, don't know how that shit funny
Let the whole know that shit ain't funny, hold like a nose, better get to running
Money, money, money, whatcha gonna do next?
My nipples fucked up from stepping on eggs
Checking all my videos, I ain't J.J.
You need to come to Limmasquare Squad, do a sped
You need to come to Limmasquare Squad, do the spurs
Hoes tryna copy me, hoes do it worse
We an ab bitch that's hard for the poor
I'm the main dash, and they're poor puns
Yes, I, I, I, I, I, I, too
That's just what they're big shit, too
We look like we bought a zoo
How to run up what she don't do?
I
I met!
Um...
Give me one second, guys.
Oh
Well, well
If it isn't my shadow.
If it isn't my shadow.
If it isn't my shadow.
Well, surprise, motherfuckers!
I bet you didn't expect to see me again!
Surprise, motherfuckers!
Well, well, well, look what we have here!
Look who I rolled today!
Well, well, well, look what we have here!
Look who I rolled today!
Look who I f**king rolled today!
B**ch!
Look who I motherfucking rolled today!
Look who I fucking rolled today!
Yeah, I'm about to eatin'. I'm about to eatin' some rice. You got a problem with that?
You got a problem with me eatin' rice? You got a problem with that?
You have fuckin' trouble with that?
Happy Mother's Day, Mouse.
Thank you.
Happy Walrus Tooth Decay Awareness Day, too.
Walrus Tooth Decay?
I didn't know it had a day.
Thank you, thank you for the happy Mother's Day.
So you see...
As your mother!
As the mother of chat, I'm just kidding, I'm not your mom.
Oh yes, my little content click farm.
Click farm.
How many kids?
Uh, right now 4,000.
Right now, 4,000.
Who said Catholic Households?
Now everybody be a good kid and go clean your room!
Mom, I can't pause the game, I'm playing Fortnite!
But you know what that remind me of?
I imagine a few years ago, I remember I saw this, this um, what was it?
It was like a take talk of this, of this dad.
Mm-hmm.
And he was like...
I just want to let you guys know about parenting.
This is my kid and he points to like, I guess like his daughter or whatever.
And he's like, and she's like...
She's playing Fortnite? Well, for you parents that aren't aware, you can't pause these type
of games because these kids are in a tournament or blah blah blah and he starts talking about
how the kid is in trouble. You should be aware and mindful that the kid is playing online
with other people in a team activity in a team activity and he's like you should
tell them if they're in trouble you still okay as soon as the game is done
bitch what the fuck if my I wanted to show that shit to my mom my mom's head
would have exploded
He's like, she's a part of a team and she can't let her teammates down and that's why
you can't tell them to get off the game and it's just like, what?
Excuse me?
My mom will make my ass get off the game and then hop on a plane and find the other teammates
and make them get off the game.
How about that mom just breaks the PlayStation? How about that? My mom wouldn't break the PlayStation.
She would take it away though. My mom does not fuck around.
Yeah, the dad was kinda like, you can't do that because they're in a team game and you
can't punish their teammates and they're playing a game and they need to be a good teammate
and I'm just like, well I'll tell you one thing, the dad was not Latino.
I'll tell you one thing, I don't know how old he was, but I'll tell you one thing, he
He wasn't Latino, that's for sure.
I'll tell you that.
Now I'll tell you, I'll fucking tell you that.
He ain't no fucking Latino, that's for sure.
Tanner saved the game!
Tanner, that's it. Tanner, turn off the game right now, Tanner.
Um, Chet, you need to turn the game off right now, Chet.
But, Mom, I'm playing the hookah-boobah-boobah.
It started too late to take- oh my god, I kinda wish.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I almost just did not stream today.
One is Mother's Day. I had to give my mom some love.
Two fucking Stardew Valley, bro.
I was today years old when I found out that when you go out to where the bus is, you
You can walk past the underpass, you can walk past that, and you go into a fucking tunnel,
and there's a fucking lockbox in a fucking tunnel, and you have to put an item in the
lockbox.
The tunnel's not closed!
You have to put a battery in a lockbox and it starts a fucking quest and I'm like how
have I had this game this whole time and I've played this game so many times and I didn't
know about this fucking shit.
And it's main story quest by the way!
Oh my god, I feel so fucking stupid bro.
I thought you were talking about a real Iroba, stop!
I saw.
There's a YouTube trailer for it. Right now there's no randomizer function, but it is planned for a future date.
I saw, so I, I saw that the Twilight Princess game is out for PC port, and I was like, oh shit, I'mma play it.
But then I remembered, I wanna play, I wanna play it randomized, so I'll have to wait.
I'm all over that shit, bro. And I wanna play it randomized.
it's my favorite Zelda game it's my favorite Zelda game that and and I love
Ocarina of Time but that and Wind Waker are like two of my bro you don't
understand bro that game and Wind Waker were like so special to me
I had Princess and Wind Waker, very special to me.
You know who got me into Legend of Zelda, my brother?
He was the one that got me into it.
He got me Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask,
Uh, and my brother was like, nothing, there's nothing more superior than the original Zelda
game and he would, he has the Zelda game, um, it's like in a gold cartridge.
He says that's the best Zelda game of all time and it's his favorite Zelda game.
I don't know what, what it's called.
I just know it's in a gold thing and it was for the Nintendo.
Wait, he still has, yes he does, he still has it.
And my brother still has a functioning Nintendo.
I really still have a functioning Nintendo.
Well thank you very much.
I'll give you a hug.
Your brother's correct. My brother is a big huge gamer. He loves games. He's the one that got me into all this stuff.
Those are from my brother. I would have never gotten into anime, into games, into anything really.
I would have been rocked into those things.
Because let me tell you something, my sister was not into that.
We have a very diverse family.
Let's see that.
I feel like...
I feel like you would think that like, oh, she likes games and shit, she's a tomboy.
That was the very original game of the series, The Legend of Zelda.
It is where the meme, it's dangerous to go along and take this, came from.
Is that why my brother says that shit to me all the time?
Your brother and people be good bros I bet.
I always wondered where that was from and I'm like, what, who, what?
Oh, that's so funny.
I really have a lot of cool old stuff.
He has like these old mini arcade cabinets.
His house is like, my brother's place is like a nerd's, he has like a whole room that's
like a nerd's palace.
Is these mini arcades?
One with the original Donkey Kong and this other one like...
We are gonna find out.
For the last eight years, Mal has been telling her parents she's still playing the same online
game so she can't tell it off.
Hoping one day her parents will forget she's in trouble all those years ago.
That's why she streams for so long, all the time.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Galax... Galaxi... Galagla-gla... Galiga?
Maybe it's Galaxian? I don't know.
It's like this one where it's like your little ship and you're like...
Exploding bugs.
Here's a Galigo machine.
I his left tit. I am Mouse's Princess Donut Queen and Chonk.
What?!
Okay.
Yeah, my brother has like, um, he has like a bunch of old stuff.
There's a bunch of old stuff, bruh.
Nintendo Nintendo is the right season nope that's plain plain just like me
So yeah, Pinball nobody has, he has um, he has an Atari, I only know this cause he told
me about it cause he uh, he saw that we watched the Pitfall trailer on stream and he was like
I have a game, and I'm like, well game, it's like the pay-fall game.
I'm like, you have a pay-fall, and he's like, yeah, I do.
And for Ionbro, one of the best things about being an adult to offset all the shitty responsibility
parts is keeping the promises your childhood self made to spend your grown-up money on cool.
Fleehite.
Yeah, he's a bunch of stuff.
He told me he has, um...
He started going over like all the games he has for his Atari thing and he has like, he
has like an attachment for his Atari.
He was like about this attachment for the Atari.
He said the name of it but I don't remember what it is.
Coleco vision.
Yeah, that's what he said.
He has a Coleco vision.
I don't know what that is.
Coleco vision.
I don't know what that is. Coleco vision. Who's telling me all the games he has?
Coleco vision.
Yeah he's gonna send me pictures of it so I can show you guys.
How fricking old is Iron Boy? He's really old. He's very... There's a big age gap between us.
There's a huge age gap between me and my brother.
To the point where people think that my... They thought he was my dad.
They thought it was my dad
From the same parents by the way
From the same parents by the way, which a lot of people like when they find out that it's like my the same
Parents because the first thing to ask is like also did like stepbrother not stepbrother like
Did your parents remarry or whatever I'm like nope same same parents same parents
I just took a long fucking hiatus on making kids you know what I mean
Keep sticking so through the 10 get that subs
That's why my mom says I was a surprise
I'm on says I was a surprise
You know what that mean?
That jagged thingy for the vibe gets itself to you!
A catholic surprise!
So accident?
Well, like I said, my parents are catholic and my mom, as you know, old-fashioned catholics do not believe in birth control.
They don't believe in that my best friend is only here because the condom broke
They don't believe in break control
They believe in the the the charting method. That's what uh
So it's like yes the rhythm method
That's what that's the only thing she was allowed to use okay
It's like, charting.
So basically you just like, you just like track your period, basically.
And let it ride, and that's it.
And it's like, it's like playing Russian roulette, like each time.
I have to think that for all those years it worked until one day I feel like that's a miracle in itself.
To think that all those years it worked for it, it worked out for them and it was fine.
And then until one day it was not fine.
It was gambling and one day the luck ran out.
And it was like, SURPRISE! IT WAS ME!
HAHA!
I'm here!
SURPRISE!
PRAGONTE!
I walked in.
More like me day one.
I can tell that just reaffirms that you're small, or that Iron Bro looks like a responsible man.
maybe he didn't maybe he does look like a not a responsible man
I think he looks like a super responsible man now
yeah I I surprised the fuck out of people so much so that my mom didn't even know
she was pregnant the first few months she did not know
something happened where she had to go to the hospital and when she went to the
hospital she she went in to get checked out and they're like oh so did you know
you were pregnant and she's like what they're like yeah you're like X amount
of time for a long and she's like what
like yeah you you've been pregnant for X amount of time and it was like a long it
was like oh it was like something like oh how is that possible
I was a surprise baby well it would it would have been even cool if it would
be like surprise you're about to have a baby right now no it wasn't that bad it
But it was like she went to the hospital and she didn't know and they were like
So did you know you are X amount of time pregnant and she was like what?
She's Catholic so she doesn't believe in like doing anything about it but it was way past
the point of like doing anything about it you know what I mean she doesn't believe in
that so but it was way past the point which was why I was such a surprise
because she was like I did not know I'd help please tell me she did an old baby
where fainting motion as it were in a telenovela when she heard the news yes
yes she did
did she not realize she did not appear yet that's the thing she still had her
period which is a phenomenon that can occur to women you could still get your
period and be pregnant
surprise and she's a woman yes my mom is a woman contrary to popular belief
Mr. Budokai, thank you so much for the convenient stuff.
Maybe this summer.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know. You could still be pregnant and have your period.
You could still get your period while you're primary.
Primary.
While you're primary.
That's not like a nightmare situation, well imagine my mom carrying on like a normal woman
in society and one day she finds out she's peppermint.
I feel so bad, I feel like I ended up, I feel like she had like an earth shattering revelation
that day.
It's called Fafi, thank you so much for the fight, you did so shit like an earth shattering revelation leg.
Is your mom hot?
It's a beautiful name.
She's a beautiful lady to me.
She'll always be beautiful to me.
She's my mommy.
And I love my mommy.
Stay away from my mom!
That'll be a picturing embryo mouse and climbing gear hanging onto that uterine wall for dear life.
I was very small when I was born.
small. I think I was like, I think I was like just about to hit five pounds. I think I was
five pounds exactly, a little jelly bean. I was not a premium. I was born on time. Isn't
that strange I was not pre me I was born on time I was just very small so not
much growth since then I was not a pre me is that why your mom didn't know she
probably my dad said she didn't even look pregnant that's what he said it was
like she didn't even look pregnant and you know my dad bro my dad loves big
women
he loves potatoes it was like I was just about the door she needed to eat more
And I'm like, oh god.
Pfft.
A man of taste, bro.
I'm telling you, my dad used to be like,
if you don't eat, no man will ever love you, ever.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Like, men will not love you if you do not eat food.
You have to eat.
You have to eat food?
I mean it's not wrong what the fuck!
If I could play Xylophone on you, that's bad.
That's bad.
No, fuck what, it's true.
It's true, bro.
It's true.
It's fucking true!
I swear it's the worst.
I mean, if you're dead, sure, but sexual preferences are different than this.
My dad understands that everybody has different preferences, it's just that he thinks his preference is the best!
It's fine!
He just thinks his preference is the best!
That's all! Bring out the blue leaf!
I don't even think I have my Yeti mic anymore.
not anymore actually I actually think I gave it away
I think I gave it away to somebody so they can use it
to start streaming
God I just don't remember
I know I gave it away but I don't remember
to who or what or why or where
bro can I brag about my headphones about these new headphones I got
I want to brag about my new headphones guys have a building mic no no I got new ear buds
because I was sick and tired of being shackled by air pods.
I'm that tired of being shackled by air pods.
You were using air pods? Well, not to stream to like, uh, for my treadmill duties.
For my treadmill, which by the way, I've been doing tremol- I did tremol this morning for 30 minutes.
I've been doing tremol every day for 30 minutes.
Ms. Mouse, no Serpent King today. I ate a pound of Saulted Asparagus today and now the entire building knows when I pee. Advices, please.
Oh no! Asparagus is good for you! Just wait to pee when you get home!
This is everywhere to assert your dominance
You should get over ear buds.
I got the JBL ear buds and they are very comfortable and they actually fit in my ear.
They actually fit in my ear hole, bro.
They fit in my ear hole.
And they sound so good.
My ear holes are pretty small.
And I know people that want them to get the different sizes for the AirPods.
I don't know why, but for some reason, AirPods...
AirPods, like...
Uh, no matter what I did, no matter what I changed them to, they just never fit in my ear.
But the JBL won't spin my ear fine, the quality is really nice.
And I already dropped them five times and they still work!
They're indestructible just like their speakers bro! I love them!
Bro, you don't know how many times I've dropped my JBL speaker and it's still live.
I'm shocked.
I love my speaker too.
I'm not going to drop it in the ocean.
I'm not going to drop it in the ocean.
I almost dropped it in the shower though.
I did it but I did it I wanted to listen to the music in the shower please I know they
are aren't they water resistant I didn't want to find out I was like you did that with your
Why are you taking your computer mouse into the shower?
Why are you putting it in the shower bro?
You can't cuss for a night. What?
For a night? In the shower?
We're not in the shower.
You mean prawn night?
Prawn night?
You're gonna prawn in the shower?
You can't wait till you get out?
But Mouse, I need to jork it in the shower.
I like the model you didn't say thank you, don't you think so?
Thank you. That was what the gotcha told me. But not only that. I don't know if you guys remember my
Figures coming out soon, so it should be coming out soon
It should be coming out soon, and I guess I'll see you soon
Hey, Mousy, have you seen the trailer for drunken goddess we flux
The music for it is amazing, and the game seems interesting. I think you might like it.
Don't you goddess reflux? When I think of the word reflux, I think of acid reflux.
But I know what you're talking about.
It looks really good the character everybody's going crazy. Where could I find porn of this character?
And our friend our good friend did the theme song of the of the game our good friend
Our good friend, our wonderful demon friend, Demon Dice.
Our demon die, our demon die.
Oh yeah.
I love them.
I think you get a lot of wonderful opportunities, me too.
They deserve the world because they're amazing.
Those nice meeting you at your chips this weekend, I'm going to try to clean Bioshock
Are we thank you?
Oh shit.
Subnautica 2 is coming out. I promise, I promise monkey I wouldn't play it until you got back from this trip.
Yes, I am the talking bird!
Shit in July!
Well, that's coming up very soon.
oh yes oh my god that's another thing the new dark pictures game comes out and
I'm like yeah I can't wait to play in corners like I can't wait to play it
when I get back with you and I'm like fuck
another game I can't fucking play until he gets back
directive 80 12 oh my god it's already ready for preload oh my god
That's a stink shuttle!
Ahhhh!
Hey!
He's always leaving!
He's always leaving!
They look mean?
No, I can't. I already promised Connor.
We played all of the games so far together.
We played every game together.
Every dark pictures anthology game.
How dare he do stuff, stuff do it?
Well he's not doing anything cause he's going on a vacation!
That's trending when?
I really do want to play it.
I'm debating playing it this week cause it's on my list.
Is he coming to Puerto Rico?
Yes, we are going to Puerto Rico together.
On screen.
Only I'm not gonna be there, because I'm not gonna be on camera.
So you won't see me on camera.
Only monkey will be on camera.
You will be the camera guy? No, Rob will be the camera guy.
We have a lot of activities planned. I don't know if you saw, I dropped a trailer for AX.
We are doing an Iron Mouse and Friends arcade booth. And if you look at the trailer on Twitter,
Later, we announced the first four people that are going to be a part of the Iron Mouse
and Friends booth, so stay tuned for the next announcement because I don't know if you can
tell, there's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 open spots, who else
What else could it be?
So many friends can you show us?
Yes I can!
Well what if I don't have Twitter?
Which is why I'm going to show it to you right now.
Which is why I'm going to show it to you right now.
I know some of you don't have it.
I have Twitter, but I only go on there just to make announcements.
Let's be honest, Nianers has already conferred weight to Cheat.
Did you say something?
I don't know, I don't know who's confirmed.
I don't know who's confirmed bro.
I don't know who's confirmed.
Let's be honest, uh...
That was a trap?
Uh, I can say anything right now.
Pfft, that doesn't mean it's true.
I can say anything right now. That doesn't mean that it's true.
I mean, people take shit that I say out of context all the time.
It happens to me a lot.
And then they run with it, and then they say whatever the fuck they want to say.
Well, it happens all the time.
That's called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday for me.
Here it is!
Mouse confirmed Tom Cruise?
Tim Cruise!
Tim Cruise!
Cruise Cruise?
What the fuck?
NOOOOO!
Bro, me? I'm the Prince of Lies, I'm Satan, of course!
Oh, a slime! You're so wobbly and cute!
Look, it's a slime!
Oh, a ladybug! I know you're shining armor!
I can't read that fucking fast!
I'm not going to read the rest I will play that game I will play this game too
A crocodile would you like to be our bodyguard?
Welcome to the team!
Yes
It would go with traveling across the different biomes.
We broke through the ice wall!
Let's go!
Yes!
Finally, to the AX Biome.
It's a biome where it's AX all the time.
365 days out of the year.
Blue Iron Moss and French Arcade!
Oh God! Look at her! She's so mad!
What could that mean?
Yay! The Beasties are going to be at the cafe...
cafe arcade see you at the arcade motherfuckers wow but who could the other people be
and i got it
red
and i got nine and they were roommates
that sounds horrifying a x groundhog day
What do you mean?
Horrifying to have AX every day 365 days at the-
I just started playing.
I just- I just started playing.
I just started playing, bro.
I just fucking started playing.
AX 365 days out of the year 365 AX AX AX every day!
I MEAN I MOUTHY!
A game where I play till Connor is back is Directive 8020.
It comes out on the 12th and is made by the people that made Until Dawn and the Quarry,
so probably similar play style.
Also, is that Iron Mouse from the Core Machine lore accurate size?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't play it because I told Connor I would play it with him.
We've played every, every Dark Pictures anthology game together since Man of Madan.
Every single one.
Which by the way, did you guys fucking know?
Did you guys fucking know?
Did you guys fucking know that the last dark pictures anthology game that came out, the
devil in me was in 2022 2022 what the fuck
holy shit bro I because I was I was talking with with Connor and we were
talking about the game because I was like well I'm so excited directive 80 20s
coming up finally I will break through the ice wall Tuesday and enter the next
Next birthday biome. I will eat Cheerios in your honor and praise cheerleena.
Praise cheerleena.
I didn't know they released a new earthbound game. I mean, Ion Mousebound and the character Fighting Screen.
Thank you. Well, yes, the quarry technically is from the same company, but it's not considered Dark Pictures anthology though.
So the quarry
Which by the way the quarry now has a co-op mode which we
We were like debating if we were gonna play it together
The quarry and then the other game that came out what's it called?
Fuck what was other game that that that came out?
The casting of Frank stone has a co-op mode now, too
But the casting of Frank Stone was, I don't know bro, I doubt they fixed all the problems
with that game.
I doubt they fixed all the problems with that fucking game bro.
So it's CyU taking up the other 15 spots in different models.
But yeah, our favorite, so my favorite one was House of Ashes, so was Connors.
I fucking hated a little Hope because I remember a little Hope had this fucking game breaking
bug in it that we couldn't finish the fucking game.
Bro, the casting of Frank Stone was just so disappointing.
Which is why I never finished it, so.
Which is why I never finished it, also because of the fact that it was specifically like a
Dead by Daylight game. Like, it's from the world of Dead by Daylight, so...
When's the Silent Hill 2 remake?
You asked me when I'm gonna play Silent Hill?
More like sleep by night.
I've played Dead by Daylight a few times.
I will only play Dead by Daylight with friends only.
I will never play it against strangers.
I refuse.
I refuse to enter that toxic world of Dead by Daylight players.
Uh, no.
Absolutely fucking not.
The only time I ever played it was with friends.
Was, you know what? I'll be a pussy. I don't care. I have a pussy and I'll be a pussy.
I
Really like the debt by daylight Laura not the game so much the game is pretty fun
It's fun when you're playing with friends, bro
It's fun when you're playing with your friends, but playing with strangers hell no
I really play Friday 13. Oh man, I'm so sad Friday 13 died, but don't worry because
uh, Halloween is coming and they're making the Halloween game which is the
exact same game as the friday the 13th game except it's fucking Halloween
that is fucking Halloween and they tried to do a texas chainsaw massacre
but holy shit the texas chainsaw massacre game was a fucking mess i cannot believe
uh what the flying fuck bro that shit was just awful it was awful it was
awful it was too complicated there was too much shit going on it was very
confusing it was very fucking confusing I like I we we've tried playing that shit
We tried. We tried playing it on stream.
They tried, listen, they did it.
I feel like Friday 13th was the best one.
Then they reskinned it, turned it to Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
That was fucking garbage.
Then they reskinned it again and put killer crimes from outer space,
which that was like, I like the game, but that was just, no.
And now they're doing it one more time with Halloween.
They're doing it one more time with Halloween!
Oh!
You know what though?
Here's what I will say.
I'm so sad that the Evil Dead game like died.
That game was fun.
I like that game.
The Evil Dead game was great.
Too bad it never took off.
Too bad bro.
That game was fun.
They gave up on that game so fucking fast.
They abandoned it!
They abandoned that shit so quick bro.
Oh, the Hellraiser game?
I can't wait.
I can't wait for fucking Hellraiser dude.
I'm so excited for the Hellraiser game.
I'm excited we have such sites to show you!
Hey we're gonna remake Splinter Cell! Oh my god we'll just kill me now.
Oh, just kill me now then. Just throw me in the garbage.
Throw me in the fucking ditch.
I fucking love Splinter Cell.
And I'm not a stealth person, I'm just saying no.
But I always enjoyed me some fucking Splinter Cell.
I always enjoyed me some Splinter Cell.
Will you play that 007, there's a 007 game?
DbD has its share of problems, but all the games that try to replicate its success are
usually dead on arrival, nothing can compete with DbD.
Yeah, nothing can compete with DVD
You should play Octopath Traveler. I was sponsored by Octopath Traveler. It's a really fun game. I played a little bit off stream
I would like to play. Are you gonna play the Winx Club game on stream?
Wings Club!
Ahhhh
Wings Club!
You think it's gonna be good? I don't know, bro. Do you think it'll be good? I'm worried.
What are games have come out recently thinking thinking games have come out recently
Let me look on scene, mix tape game off.
Well then I'm gonna share an opinion.
I'm just gonna be honest with you.
100 I'm going to be honest 100% with you, okay?
I watched the trailer to that game.
I cannot stand the main character so I cannot play that game.
I am sorry I am so sorry I just I can't I can't I cannot I can't bro I can't
like I saw I saw I was seeing clips on on online and the second she just turns
to the camera and starts like this is a song this song is blah blah blah by blah blah blah
from their album from 1960 something the reason why the song is blah blah blah blah
and it's just like oh no like I was like oh no oh no oh no oh no bro oh no no no no no no no
nope nope it's not even about the DMCA like I don't give a fuck like I like I
love music I think music is great but I do not like the main character I don't
like her bro I just don't I just don't like her I don't relate to her I don't
relate to any of the kids I was I'm Latina I was raised Latina I don't know
what it's like to be able to walk outside and go on a skateboard and and not
have to be helicopter parents by their your parents for like a gajillion bajillion until
you're the fucking adult you know what i mean i don't know bro it's just it's just not
i i don't think i don't think the the the low frame rate is bad i i like it i think the style
was cool i think the style was cool the art style is cool however i just didn't like any of the
characters they were not likeable to me at all. None of the characters are
likeable to me. I don't give a shit about them. I did not like the main
character girl. I just didn't... I didn't like it and I'm like I can't play this game.
I feel like if I play this game I'm gonna be yelling the whole time. I'm gonna be
yelling the whole time because I see I see people like are upset about the game
but it's not even like
They're like upset about other things that like I
Just if I can't vibe with the main character. It's like with control bro
I just I tried playing control and like the girl is just fucking annoying like I can't like I just
Fucking talking to me dude. Stop. Just stop talking to me and stop explaining shit to me, please
And you like not I don't know
I don't give a fuck that you think you're cool and like you like music from the 60s
and 70s.
It's great.
Good for you, bro.
Good for you, man.
Good for you.
Good for you, bro.
I don't know.
I just, I just don't.
Is it, yeah.
Like, is it possible to put the main character on me?
bro I don't know I just I just don't is it yeah like it's impossible to put the
main character on me like I understood like I know people like oh it's not a
game and it's just like I listen I love narrative games too I think it's great
there's so many games that like the focus is the the the story and not the
gameplay and and that's that's valid you know what I mean however I do agree that
you know there should be some sort of incentive for people who like playing
games instead of just like having no incentive or no punishment if you get
the the quick time events wrong you know the mini games there should be at least
like some sort of like reward if you don't want to have a punishment and you
want people to just enjoy the game but that's the thing it's like I get games
like that I understand and get it I'm not outrageous about that the reason why
I don't want to play the game is because the main character don't like her I
don't like her I don't like her and I don't like her and I don't like the
vibes I just don't like the characters bro and if I don't like the characters I'm
not gonna fucking play it
Control is very good.
You know what?
I had fun playing Control, however.
I just don't like the main character.
I don't, I just don't like her.
I just don't like her, bro.
No shame or hate for this.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I'm sure somebody will be upset at what I said, but that's fine.
I really don't give a shit, because I don't care.
I don't give a shit.
I don't know, bro.
Sometimes I just wish like...
I feel like we get so many games where I was like,
ugh, here I go with opinions again.
Guys, be careful, bro.
Be careful, I'm gonna share an opinion.
I share an opinion, bro.
I feel, I feel like, here's the thing, bro, I feel like I kind of get frustrated and annoyed
because there's always this whole thing where it's like, oh, we want accurate female representation
in games.
Like, that's the argument, right?
argument that a lot of people have accurate female representation in games and that is a very valid
thing to say however i feel like a lot of times um i'm still waiting for that to happen
i'm still waiting for it to happen bro still waiting still waiting for for for it
there's so many different types of women in the world lots of times they're
still written by but here's the thing though sometimes it's also written by
women and it's just like
Guys, what are we doing?
What are we doing, bro?
I don't know, I just...
Some people just...
I don't know, man. I don't know.
It just gets annoying.
It gets annoying sometimes seeing the same, like...
Oh, I'm a girl I go against the grain and I like this and it's not normal for girls to like this
But I like this I'm just one of the guys and that's what makes me cool, and it's just like
Listen, I may be the minority, but I never wanted to be one of the guys
I don't want to be one of the guys. I'm a fucking girl and I want to be a girl
And I love being a girl and I love being a girly girl
And and when I saw that when I saw the mixtape game like I see a girl's like yeah
I'm just one of the guys I'm one of the guys guys and I'm so cool and I love music and and I'm cool
And I'm just not like other girls
It's just like bro
Oh my god
Oh my god, bro
Bro
Even that bro, oh god, even though they're female character in the game, like...
They showed like, I saw this clip of her being like...
What was it? She was like blowing shit up or something, she's like,
I'm tired of this dad and we're gonna have a, like, she said like something weird like...
And I'm just like, what is happening? What is this?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on, bro? What is happening? What is this game?
I do not want to touch it
No, thank you. I'll probably be gringing the whole time. I just feel like I don't know I
Feel like a very special person in my life who's a gen Xer would love that game
I love my Gen Xers bro, shout out my Gen Xers and give you a hug.
Guys, I'm the part of the Jesus Christ generation, okay?
I'm like 6,000 years old.
I'm super old, bro.
Obesity generation, bro.
But anyway, uh, like I said, I don't want to play it because I don't like the main character.
And I can't relate to her.
Not that I have to relate to every character in the game or anything, that's not, that's
not what I mean.
Sometimes it's okay not to relate and you're just like watching, however, I do not want
to be, I don't want, I don't like her, I don't like her and I don't want to play it.
I remember somebody asked me to play it before and I remember they showed a trailer for it but
they showed a trailer for it a long time ago but there was no talking so I was like whoa this
shit looks crazy I would love to play it and then they showed the trailer with the character talking
and I was like oh god never mind pack it up pack it up pack it up pack it up pack it up
Pack it up bro! Pack it up! Pack it up for me! Pack it up! Pack it up!
Pack it up for me bro!
There's a game like Mixtape that is so much better.
If you want that kind of experience, just play Night in the Woods.
I think I have that game.
I do have that game, and I did play it on stream like one time, a long time ago when
my first story streaming. Oh my god. And I remember loving it. I did play, I played,
oh my god this was like one of the first games I ever played on stream. It was a great game,
it was really fun. Actually it's so funny. I, a very relatable story. And they're all
a bunch of fucking animals. Relatable story yet not relatable at the same time
cuz like I never had that whole like coming of age like walking around town
my mom letting me go outside shit but I felt the nostalgia of like growing up
from a fucking cat
You know?
I felt the nostalgia growing up as a cat. Cat grow up.
Yeah, we always have that that moment where it's like it's time to grow up guys. You know what I mean?
Also relatable for Mouse, his of the demon cult.
True.
I didn't jacksepticeye play i think you did i think you did i think you did or no i don't know
i don't know bro it's been that game came out in 2017 you expect me to remember everything i've
seen in 2017 we ever play Silent Hill I do want to play Silent Hill um when I
played Silent Hill originally on stream
I was very excited to play I played like 10 hours of it right and then I never
played it again I feel like at the time I wasn't prepared to play it because I know it was very
obvious what the themes were hinting to it was very obvious where it was going and I did not I was
not ready to dive into such things it was very very obvious where everything was going
So I feel like myself, I just didn't feel ready, but I feel like now I'm at a point
in my life where I'm okay with things and like I feel more emotionally prepared to
deal with topics like that so I feel like I can play it now and actually finish the
game.
I feel like stronger now.
I feel like I could do it now.
Yeah, I played Outlast 2 and that was great and I feel like I was okay with all that stuff.
Oh my god bro don't get me started on that fucking wandering around in that fucking cave
in the dark was just so oh my god I still remember me running around and it was like
a whole fucking family in a fucking cave, bro.
Pfft!
Hahahaha!
And I- I remember the clip and I'm like,
IT'S A FAMILY! IT'S A FAMILY!
I remember that! Like war flashbacks.
There's a little family in a dark cave just being a little family.
Did someone say marathon?
Nobody's talking about Marathon.
Nobody is talking about Marathon, bro.
No one's talking about Marathon.
I really love Marathon Poor Heavenly.
Have you played Mad Eater?
What is Mad Eater?
Is that the shark game?
I never played that game.
I knew it was a fucking shark game.
Experience the ultimate power fantasy as the apex predator of the seas.
A giant shark.
I knew it was a fucking shark game.
Experience the ultimate power fantasy as the apex predator of the seas, a giant shark!
Yeah, flying around just chomping on people just chomping.
just doing a chomp. Did we ever react to Charismine? Was not yet. I want to do a playlist of people
reacting to my songs and just watch it one day. I'm thinking this week we could probably
do it. I also need some message. I have to message a few people too because I want to
some games this week too. This week! Oh in Soundmine. I started playing in Soundmine
and I never finished it and I think I'm debating either just restarting it and playing it from
the beginning or just picking up where like I left off because I still kind of remember the story but I don't know.
Have you played this visage oh god let me tell you something about visage, okay?
Let me tell you something about visage.
Let me tell you something about visage every time I've played visage.
I don't know what I don't know if they fixed it or not.
I don't know if they fixed it or not, but two things one
Connor played it and like he stopped playing it cuz like he like soft locked himself out of like a thing
Which was something I didn't know you could do
Every time
every fucking time dude I will play the game and I would save it I'm like okay
guys we're gonna play them the rest of the game tomorrow I come back my save is
deleted tell me why my safe I was fucking deleted bulleted it's happened to
me like three times already. It's fucking happened to me three times and it doesn't
make me wanna play the game. Cause I'm like shit I have to finish this game in one sitting
if not I'm fucked
I'll put a small one on then
you like I love a fucking love little big planet okay I love a little big
planet I I fucking love little big planets up
sadness
Yeah, but like I love playing I love I used to love playing like the user created worlds a lot
Hmm
I know people are working on fan servers
I heard like those like a big huge thing that happened and crazy shit going on
And I'm just like brother like just call me somebody somebody call me or call me when a
A reliable solution to all this shit that's just just call me later
Oh, I used to go crazy on little big plan bro
There was some of these some people like made the craziest games
I remember people would make like horror games on little big planet on like the user created stuff
There were like full-blown horror games, somebody made Disney World, somebody made like a water park.
People would make so much crazy shit on there.
You remember me, member Kale.
There was so much content on there because people just kept submitting stuff and it was just so great.
the little big planet docks drama is so sad I I don't know what the fuck is
going on I just there's I just know there's stuff happening but I haven't
had time to look will you be playing more Tomodachi life today that's the
question I don't know if I don't know if I want to play more Tomodachi life or if
I want to play other stuff I don't know
I don't know I don't know I don't know
We have so many things so much stuff to do.
I would play repo, but I don't know who's available to play repo
I don't know who's available to play repo
You want to play Astroneer? Actually, we're gonna play Astroneer with Mushoku.
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Here we go.
There no way fucking do it!
Fucking no way bro.
I fucking knew it, bro.
I feel like if I play Schedule 1, I would need to do like a whole new playthrough from
the beginning instead of just like continuing my old one.
But then I'm like, bro, I got so far.
But now I'm like, I mean, it only makes sense.
You have to start fresh.
But now the question is, by myself or with friends?
I feel like by myself and also with friends.
Yeah, I feel like after a while you have to do a new... a new...
You have to do a new save file. You can't just like...
use the old one it's been too long
I was been trying to play that recently I would love to play games with Ari I think
I got asked for when she's available we were supposed to play repo tomorrow but
I had to think what up
My fucking twitch is open
We were supposed to play repo yesterday
but I
Unfortunately, so here's what happened. We were supposed to stream
We were supposed to stream the main cafe event
Unfortunately, we could not stream it because
It was pretty rough
The internet was not stable.
The internet was not stable at all and if I was going to stream it, this is what it was
going to look like.
This is what the stream looked like and I'm like, uh, iron ball.
What?
I mean, it is, don't get me wrong, it's giving old internet cafe vibes.
It's giving like, oh my god, it's totally 20, it's like 2007, you know what I mean?
giving old internet cafe. It looks like found footage! What the fuck! But yeah, this is
what the stream looked like. It was pretty rough. I felt really bad.
Guys, I'm going to tweet out a screencap of...
Hold on one second.
Are we still waiting for maid service? We're in the back rooms waiting for the maids to come.
I want to tweet out a screencap of the teaser for our teaser screencap of the art we all
the worst video I'm going to tweet it right now I'm just letting you know
I hope you're having fun on your trip.
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Where the heck is he?
On vacation, living alone!
AHHHHH FUCK!
Monkey don't go on vacation, he goes to the mines? Oh my god.
Hi buff!
Hi buff!
Oh buff!
I love you!
I love by you oh shit I just realized thank you for the 64 months monkey
oh buff there wasn't short notice I would be like hey let's play some repo
There's an update, but there's nobody around and it's super short on this.
What did they update it with, chat?
Repo.
What's the update about?
Cosmetic update.
Isn't it just cosmetics?
They added PSIU to voice the NPCs. I'm gonna fucking do a roundhouse kick on you.
Cosmetic box fun.
Cosmetic update. You can wear a fucking dress.
Uh...
Leave floor roll staff, zero gravity staff, void staff, semi-bought walkies.
a new King of Losers game mode called Race.
Charging Station Map now displays levels and moon on the UI.
You can now use the map while tumbled.
Oh, well that's good.
Well, that's good.
You can find cosmetic boxes while collecting valuables.
Extract these boxes and the taxman will reward the entire team
with an individual tax token, one token per cosmetic box.
Oh, I see, I see.
Interesting, that's fine.
Tax-toking.
Yeah, collectible cosmetics sounds pretty fun.
Oh mouse model coming. Yeah, I just I kind of like decided to do like uh
To use the gotcha from the website
To choose what i'm gonna wear today because sometimes I don't know I just feel like wearing
Different outfits, you know
Well, I work with the characters mods.
I don't know.
If I'm going to play repo, I wouldn't play it modded right now because I want to enjoy
the update.
The place you dreamt
Tell me how you been come to me
Teach your class and hide away from me
I'm the only one who calls you
Model got Iron Man heart?
Oh, are you talking about my heart or my eyeball?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Stop! Stop it!
Where have you been? Uh, streaming?
Streaming?
Uh...
Streaming?
I took one day off?
as a man I took a day off any songs you've been working on oh yes yes
I can tell you hold on let me look at my I'm gonna look at my music channel I can't
I'll tell you exactly what it is, but I have a group song coming up.
I have a song with some friends coming up, duets with some friends coming up.
Careful.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm not going to say what it is.
duets with some friends coming up I actually have two songs that are gonna
come out soon with people you won't even expect so that'll be interesting
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Yeah. Oh! He also said Embraceable You.
My sweet embrace of all you
Embrace me, you irreplaceable you
Just one look at you, my heart grew tipsy in me.
You and you alone, bring out the tipsy in me.
I love all the men who are in me.
I like the elusive Geralt one.
Oh, everybody's doing this song.
Holy shit, Jesus.
Damn.
Oh shit, wait, really? Holiday did it too?
Oh, she did it in something else though.
Damn doll!
Embrace me
My sweet embrace of you
Ugh! I fucking love Billy Holiday
Embrace me
My air plays sub-value
Just to look at you
My heart grows tipsy
It's like old times, you smoking on a cigarette?
I
You and you alone
That saxophone, bro.
The perfect dinner party music, bro. I want to eat dinner.
Wow guys, okay.
Two beautiful songs.
Two beautiful songs.
Have you listened to Froggy singing virtual insanity?
I didn't.
I have.
I have heard the Frog sing virtual insanity.
The day that it came out.
Yes, the day it came out, I did.
Then it was struck.
Oh, Froggy Wayne?
Soon!
Soon cover with everyone in the world!
Everyone! Everyone in the world! Everyone!
Everyone in the world! Everyone!
we're getting that gaga feature one day bro i will fucking wish
never say never die oh
somebody get gurgled on the phone
bruh I'm sleepy man
I'll sleep you down.
I woke up so late today.
I was so tired.
I was so forkin' tired, bro.
Ma-Mousey, it's Ariana Grande collab when?
Ariana Grande!
Ariana Grande!
We mouse in Chapelcloth, oh my god, Chapel Rewind.
Guys, do you guys remember, do you guys remember I used to, do you guys remember I used to watch
mystery recap. Do you guys remember mystery recap? With the guy and he's make funny, funny
jokes. And then they replaced him. Did you watch Hori? I didn't. I only watched mystery
Recap because I thought it was funny because he would make funny jokes and then they replaced him and they used the AI automated voice
I remember that where did the guy go where did he go where did he go?
Well, lo and behold after like a year of not watching the channel
I did recommend it a mystery recap video and I'm like
I'm like oh they're still making videos and I click and it's him again and he's
back and I'm like what they brought Adam back they brought him back bro they
brought him back and I was like oh my god I can't believe they run back they
brought him back bro hello it's mouse and Ash Grayson thank you guys so much
for the raids I hope you guys had a good stream thank you for the raids hello
thank you thank you thank you it I was like whoa I haven't seen this channel a
long time I can't believe we came back
cool friend bro I was wondering singing with everyone in the world hey yes my turn
Can I bring my ukulele, or are you playing that I will not be playing ukulele
And don't play the ukulele I
Tried to learn how to play guitar a long time ago, and that didn't work out
But they're fucking work out for me. I'm just like not an instrument girl. I did play instruments though
I did play a few instruments. It's just
I just realized that I didn't like practicing my instrument, the only thing I enjoyed practicing
was singing, so I was like okay well, never mind, guess I'm not gonna play these instruments
anymore.
I just didn't enjoy practicing.
And I didn't enjoy playing them either.
They were fun to play, but I just didn't.
Like, I played the piano, and I played the violin,
and I played the saxophone, and I played multiple instruments.
I learned how to play multiple instruments,
and just nothing like grasped me like singing.
It was like chokehold for me.
And I didn't have fun playing.
I had fun playing, but I didn't have fun practicing.
I realized that like practicing instruments was a chore,
whereas like singing was just like,
I love practicing singing, I didn't care.
Oh yeah, I played multiple instruments growing up.
Piano's very useful to know.
The thing about piano that frustrated me was,
I would take piano lessons and like my hands are small.
So it was very...
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So that's disgusting teachers can't talk to you like that's like well that's just how it is bro
it's how it is it's how it is and it's how they talk to you bro when you're in dance they don't
They don't want you to have massive tits.
They want you to be stick thin.
They don't want you to be,
they don't want you to have massive tits, bro.
They want you to be,
or you gotta control,
like I remember how the teacher would be like,
you gotta control those boobs.
I'm like,
maybe control my boobs.
I'd be like,
you have to like wear like stuff
like flatten them down control those breasts bro I'm telling you and like in
ballet like if you stood out and like you didn't tuck your t- your butt in like
the teacher would like slap your ass and they're like tuck your ass in
I've had teachers like spank my legs and shit
This map this and people people people here that are like what the fuck this is like bro
That's just how it is man. Was it what it was a woman?
why do you think I quit bro why do you think I fucking quit man
I quit I quit that shit I was like oh hell no I'm gonna be honest the real reason why
My equipment was because I was getting to point and I saw...
I saw the feet.
Because my friend had been in point for a while and I saw her feet.
And I was like, nope.
Ain't no way.
Nope.
Like when I was in middle school, my school had a one man show coming that was all about
healthy eating.
They had a segment about under eating and the guy did a dance with a flat life size
puppet and the puppet was asking to eat, but he said they had to remain thin.
What?
Bro, if you've never seen a point that dancers feet
I think I listen I feel like I have
Feel like I've like shown you guys like point stuff before but
The ballerina fee bro with the pointe shoes that shit hurts you're you're
standing on a block of wood. That's what's inside the shoe.
It's cool. It's beautiful. You're graceful. You're literally on your tippy toes on a block
a fucking wood.
And pop it like that.
You gotta crack the shoes, because they're stiff.
You gotta crack and break those shoes in.
Crack the shoes.
Hi, I'm Olivia Brosson.
a ballet member with the New York City Ballet.
And it's like, whoa, she's so beautiful.
She's like...
I'm trying to make their point you a part of them, so they want to mold it to their...
She's so beautiful on her toes.
So there's a lot involved to make that happen.
That's a block of water in there!
It's really important because we have them on from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. so you want to
make sure that there's nothing bothering you.
So you fix them and fix them until they're right.
If I'm performing and rehearsing a lot, it could be up to three pairs a day.
They aren't three pairs a day!
Do you know how expensive point shoes are, bro?
Holy shit, they're fucking expensive!
Very strong when you're working with them all day.
So they typically do die pretty fast.
Regular ballet flats are just very soft.
They're usually canvas or leather.
You can't go up on point with them.
Point shoes are normally a bit harder so that you can get up on your toes.
And men typically wear the ballet flats and women normally wear them to warm up but not always.
Point shoes are around 80 to 90 dollars a pair.
80 to 90 dollars.
But the company gives all the point shoes for free so we have as many as we need.
Look at that.
Look that on your feet.
Put it on your feet!
Really, Chancellor sews their pointe shoes differently.
All to support your ankle in different ways.
I put mine a little bit further forward.
No thank you, you're going to put them on your feet and you're going to like them.
I'll put you all on pointe shoes.
I'm just going to smush the box.
The box is where your toes go.
And it's typically pretty tough and pretty hard when you're getting a new shoe.
That's one rule.
bit more malleable so that you can move your toes inside the box. So I'm gonna
switch them. Put your foot in the box. Smush the box. I need to be able to move
that part so I'm gonna stick my heel in the middle and pop it like that so that
now I can bend this part of the shoe. This is called the shank. Kind of like
your arch support. But you want it to bend so that you can point your foot.
The shank. Bend the shank. Break it. Pop that foot.
So now they bend in here and here, so it's a little easier for me to get my foot in there.
Now I'm going to bang them because your feet do bleed.
And when you're dancing, it's very distracting.
I usually will put a little second skin.
They're like little gel squares.
Oh, she protects her toes, bro.
So I usually put some of the tips on my big toes,
because that is where most of the pressure is when I'm on point.
And then I tape them so that they stay on.
She protects her feet so well, bro.
And then I'm gonna put the elastic in there.
I'm telling you, when I saw my friends full of blood,
like it was all bloody and blistery and bleeding,
and her toes were all pointing in different directions,
I was like, nope.
I'm gonna put my paper towels in there.
Nope, I'm not doing that, bro.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm out of here.
I just want to get a good bend in my shoe, which is why I'm like pushing them out like
this.
Look, in the shoe!
There's gotta be a better way. There is no better way!
That's the only way!
I feel like there is, it's better now, cause like, she put that gel thing on her foot.
I'm, she put that gel thing on her foot. There has to be like, so many cool-
That was seven years ago. I bet now there's like, even more things to offer comfort to your toes.
This is rosin, you can like smash it and it becomes powder and you kind of just
oh my god the resin for the shoe. Like the edges are slippery and it's a lot less
slippery. Sometimes the very tip here will get very soft so then I will use this
hot glue to harden it back up again that way you don't have to like sew.
Put hot glue inside your shoe!
Make this last a little bit longer. Some dancers will put it on the outside
Sometimes I do that too. Oh my god, Roxy knows what the fuck she's talking about. She was like she didn't put the glue in
Oh, there it is, bro. Roxy, yup
The fucking glue
She didn't put the fucking glue in. More support
At the top. She put the glue in. It's not so soft when you get up. So the new parry
It just really keeps you all the way up with a dead pair and get really soft in here
You can't have it soft bro like you want it just enough, but it can't be like soft dance hours and hours
When the shoe isn't keeping you up. You have to do a lot more work
So just think about it when the next time you see a girl dancing ballet just think about a
Poor feet
Her poor feet inside the shoe
her poor feet
Her poor feet she's very graceful, but ouch her poor feet
And that's why I quit ballet the end I
Dance for over 15 years many spent on point
I was on track to audition for major companies over 15 years later, and I have so many joint and body problems
It's such a beautifully brutal sport, but as much as we broke in our shoes that laid breaks our bodies
I had a friend a
I have a friend that had to get a knee replacement and she was
How old do you think she was when she had to get her knee replacement guys? How old do you think she was?
Because you're not gonna believe it
Because she was under 30
She was in her 20s
She was in her 20s when she had to get her knee replaced.
Because of how fucked up Belle fucked up her legs.
She was 25.
Oh shit.
Oh.
I've been dying to watch this guys.
Will you watch it with me?
Hey grandpa, are you in here?
Will you watch it with me?
Hey Grandpa, are you in here?
Oh, hello.
I've never seen this and I've been dying to watch it because now, since I'm addicted to Sardin Valley.
Everything's pretty good.
I might be dying soon, and I want to give you something first.
You're dying? Are you sick?
Just some unknown disease, I don't know.
Well, yeah, I have this for you. Grab it from my hand. Oh, yeah
Hope I've dropped it. Oh grandpa, what the fuck, man?
Grandpa, you're giving me the farm?
Yeah
I never understood that. He's just like dying in a bed.
No, I can't really do that anymore. Wow
Hey, what's up with your bed?
It's two ping pong tables that kind of push them together and put a blanket on it.
I locked in the room a while ago and I just got bored and I decided to stay here.
You could have called any one of us to come help you.
I did, men.
Ballet stretches literally change your ligament structure in order to add flexibility.
You can almost always identify if someone has taken ballet since they will tend to naturally
They stand in second position, go for it, for comfort.
Bro, you know what?
The thing is, I quit ballet, right?
But like, my feet, I remember the one thing
that my teacher never gave me shit about
was that I have like this natural ability
to like super arc my feet.
Like I have this good natural arc in my foot.
And like, I know like the way I point my foot,
they're like, holy shit, that's the craziest point
I've ever seen.
And I was like, thanks, and they're like, you're so good.
And I'm like, yes, they're like, you could have a good, long,
belated career.
And I'm like, no.
Until today, well, now you're here.
So thanks for answering, finally.
OK, well, I thought you were talking about the TV remote
again.
Well, that too.
But also the bed situation.
You made a ton of money when you had the farm.
Why didn't you hire a maid or a stay-at-home nurse
something.
I thought about it, it just feels like kind of demeaning work for me, I don't know.
Bro, what the fuck?
How much more should I pay for retirement account?
I spent quite a bit, so I think I only have about 580 billion right now.
What?
It doesn't really matter now, I'm going to be dying because it has to get the story
going forward, so...
580 billion?
You live in a mansion and you put your bed in the middle of an empty open living room?
Yes.
How do you get to the bathroom? Do you need help?
You don't want to know.
Why are you reading?
Why couldn't we see any of those millions?
Thanks for finally coming to visit.
I'm glad I was able to give you that letter.
It's hard to get to the post office.
Oh, yep.
We've got to move the story forward a little faster.
So I guess I have to go now.
Goodbye, Grandpa.
I mean, and by that I mean like die. I'm gonna die now
I thought with the farm. It's awesome
Why did you choose to give the farm to me when you're working that tedious day job?
But you need a you need a way out of it. It sucks. It's not good for you
You got to get some get some sweat on your brow and blood on your hands and dirt on dirt on your hands, too
blood actually still know you own the farm you haven't been there in like 10
years at least oh yeah I owned it I just I haven't obviously I haven't been
taking care of it but yeah it's still my property okay when you get to my phone
there's a really freaking dope statue of me on there on just make sure to take
care of that and I'll visit you or something I'll make it work I don't
know yeah thanks for visiting bye bye
I hope this is how lazy white- oh my god, laser just faded away.
No!
From Pam!
Oh no.
Oh, hey, you're the new farmer that just moved in, right?
Hi, I'm Harvey.
Truffle oil?
I-I-I-I love Truffle oil, how'd you know?
I know everything about you.
If you-if you think about it, this is how-is it?
Just think about it. All the NPCs, you bring them what they like, how the fuck-they're probably like, how the fuck did they know?
How does-how does Farmer know?
I read the fucking Wikipedia page.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hey there, farmer.
Oh, a quartz. How did you know I was hungry?
What? What the fuck?
Oh!
A flounder.
You don't have to give it to me, it's fine.
Wait, what do you mean?
You've already given me two gifts this week.
Yeah, so?
I don't know, two's okay, but three's a little weird.
Guys, I'm just letting you know, I married Sebastian and I kiss him like five times
every day.
You need some free gifts?
What's the problem?
I kissed Sebastian five times a day!
Just take it, it's fine, I got it for you.
I don't want it.
Take it back, I don't want it.
Dude, take it!
Stop man, why are you trying to force this gift on me? It's weird, I don't like it, please stop!
Quit being weird about it, it's just a gift!
Please take the gift away!
Take it! No!
Oh my, chill man, relax! Fine, I'll keep it.
Is there a reason? They don't want gifts! If you give them one and two, they don't accept one and two gifts a week!
Oh, thanks man.
Morning Willie.
Morning.
Catch anything?
oh yeah got a couple already here's my first this algae oh happens to everyone
another bite I hate the fishing minigame bro I don't give a fuck I don't like it
I don't like that bad mini game.
A real fish.
Got away.
Hey, how come you don't have one of those?
One of what?
This thing, right here.
I don't know what that is.
You don't have one of those?
You just catch fish?
That's not fair. Why can't we just catch fish?
I just catch them, they're just here.
You don't have this little jumpy green bar? None of that?
I've never seen that before in my life.
I've been fishing for 50 years.
How come I have one?
I don't know, I've never seen anything like that.
Another bite?
Algae.
Another one.
Mom!
How are you catching these so easily?
skill what fishing rod are you using this one fishing kind of sucks what enjoy
your new home
nice hey hey yeah down here hello you are you talking I guess I know I know I
I couldn't before but now I can it doesn't matter how you got here all that matters is that I have a couple ladies coming over later
And I want to impress them you feel me so
Could you perhaps bring me some coral maybe some honey?
Oyster would be good or one fine quartz any of those four would work
I'm sorry
What is what is the fish need with any of those?
Um, correct me if I'm wrong.
You threw me in this prison to collect my eggs, right?
If you want eggs, then you better make sure that I-
I still don't have fish pond!
And whatever friends I have in here are feeling satisfied.
Do you catch my drift?
I gotta put fish pond on my pond.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess it makes sense.
Um, I'm gonna go get those things.
Alright.
Okay, here's your stuff. This looks good. This looks good. Yeah, this'll do
All right, wait before you leave. Okay, I
Know I said I wouldn't ask you
but I
Have another request so
Rousing success on that last batch, but got a few more friends swinging around. That's good
And I really I don't want I cannot blow this you catch my drift. I cannot blow this
So I need you to bring me a starfish.
A starfish!
Make sure it's dead.
Do you want me to bring you a dead fish?
Yes.
You're a fish.
Yes.
It's like if I asked you to bring me a dead person.
Yes.
What do you need the dead starfish for?
For laying eggs.
I thought I made that pretty clear.
Sure.
Sorry.
Yeah, I'll...
Fishpond's an old-piece cash farm?
Okay.
I think I want a cash farm.
Dead fish?
Yeah, that's something nice, right?
Have you made any eggs yet?
Yeah, I put three in there this morning, dude.
Okay, I'm gonna need a little bit more than three at a time.
Alright, then you gotta drop the attitude, alright?
I have a few thoughts for you, okay?
First of all, it's cramped.
You need to fix that.
We need at least one more pond.
This place is jumpin' and I've got a whole new crew rollin' up later.
Alright?
Fault number two.
I hope you're writing this down.
I need a diamond.
A diamond!
Or gold.
Or some meridian would also work.
Well, he just wants everything.
Well, he just wants everything.
I'm not gonna give that to a fish.
Okay, fine.
I'm gonna put your offensive comment aside.
I'll take pickles.
I like pickles.
I'll take some pickles.
Okay.
I can do pickles. Yeah.
I bet you can do pickles.
Hey Robin, I'd like to have something deconstructed.
That's it. That's all she does.
Robin.
Oh my god, I think you try to talk to her just like...
ticket
fuck all of them
oh no
Oh my god, he's wearing loose trousers.
The golden, the golden one.
I am literally me every time!
What the fuck?
Oh, what happened?
Linus?
Oh, you're awake.
How long have I been out?
Probably about like five minutes to like five hours maybe, I'm not really sure.
Well, I hate that fucking serpent thing.
Why are my pants wet? What happened?
I'm not sure about the pants, but you were attacked,
and a bunch of guys were attacking us,
so I tried to scare them off.
What they look like?
There's only a handful of people in this town.
They were wearing Jojomart hoodies and polo shirts.
Yeah.
But tell you, he's a plant!
The Jojomart?
You can't trust him!
From like two years ago?
I guess so, yeah.
That's what they looked like when I saw them with my eyes.
I watched them and they took,
they took three emeralds from you
and 51 wood and three soups.
Yeah, I tried to fight them off.
Thanks for keeping it on my item so closely.
Yeah, no problem.
And I think they ran that way,
they ran towards Marlon's shop.
Only a CEO would have a home ball.
He might have stopped the whole thing.
Maybe he got some of your stuff back from them, perhaps.
That's not a bad idea.
I'm going to check with his reclamation service
if he found anything.
Thanks for the help, Linus.
Yeah, no problem.
Happy to help.
Thanks, Linus.
Hey, Linus.
I'm here for the farmer's stuff.
Looks like this time he ordered his 51 wood, three soups,
and three emeralds back
all right
got it right here
i did uh...
i did spell one of the soups though
it all over him
can you believe you pay to get the stuff back i mean the wood is free
there's trees everywhere
hey i mean
kids these days uh...
did you tell them it was joe vermore again?
get some every time every time
So, anyway, 40% again?
40%.
Last time was 45%.
Always a stick of alinas.
Here you are.
Good work.
That's more like it.
You going to use this money to buy a house one day?
Yeah, what a waste of money.
Excuse me there, little guy.
Oh, no!
Yeah, daddy needs to go to work.
You can just scoot over.
Okay. Hey, son. I need you to get out of the way, buddy.
Okay, I need to go to work.
Just move out of the way of the door.
Okay.
That's better.
Oh, shit.
Hey Harvey, I just happened by to bring you something, I got you another triple shot
of espresso.
Oh, thank you, but I think I'm alright, oh no, no, it's okay, oh my god, he's fucked.
You've already been so kind.
The doctors are making something, I think I'm okay with it, I appreciate your generosity.
Please, take it.
I've had a lot of caffeine this week so I think I'm alright too but thank you.
Thank you.
You should drink it.
Uh, I have to drink it?
It's gonna go cold if you let it.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, I'll probably just drink it after you leave.
I'll probably just sit in bed.
I mean I've got nothing going on.
I like pickles too.
Everybody likes pickles.
Have a good day in the morning, sonny.
Thanks, I'll be home for dinner.
They were married.
for dinner. They were married.
Where am I? Wakey wakey AV hello.
Did I pass out again? Sorry you did.
You were a serpent all around you yeah you're lucky I was able to see you.
Good thing you found me.
Alright, I'll see you at home.
Okay, no problem.
Just make sure you pay your bill before you head out.
Oh my god.
You still have to pay, bro.
I'll see you at home.
Yep, just don't forget that bill.
Are you being serious?
This is how this works, no?
I mean, I'm married though.
Wait a minute. Did he think that
If he romance Tarvi, that if they got married he didn't have to pay the bill if he died in the dungeon.
Oh no!
It's like 3 million on the farm each year. You don't have to charge me.
You make so much money you don't feel like 1000 G should not be enough money.
We're a part of the same household if I pay you it's just going back to us.
They get to run the clinic and run through my services and you know I really put it all back into the...
I like to have a separate source of income.
I mean, I thought the clinic was more of a passion thing than for money.
I mean, I am very passionate about it.
I'm passionate about even the doors on this place, so I'm going to need 1000G.
Okay.
Okay, here.
Uh-oh.
Take your 1000G.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, thank you.
And here's the list of items that I took.
What?
What?
You got your pockets, so if you want to get those back you can get them off of Marlin.
You picked these up?
We're just like kind of falling out of your pockets.
Bro!
You can't even marry the guy!
Bro!
It's cold if you were going to take all this you could have just paid for the clinic services
with this.
It's in Marlin's hands now.
I didn't.
This is above my pay grade.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to go see Marlin.
Probably should.
Looks like you lost your hair.
Let's go.
see you at home don't expect any more coffee don't expect any more trouble oil
okay you better have dinner ready when I get home so I'll see you there
I'm making spaghetti
I love my job
green rain
I saw the weather report last night and it really gave me a scare
I brought medical supplies just in case
thank you sir thank you
okay I just got off the phone with the governor and apparently this is
supposed to be completely harmless. Everybody's scared about the rain rain.
It's a sign from the Almighty. We're doomed.
Aye, if this rain bothers the fish, it could ruin me life.
This rain is a show of force. You can say it's from nature, from Yoba, whatever you like.
But that's what I think. We can't get to it.
Charlie, thank you so much for the rain out there on Green Street. Thank you.
I love red rain.
Red rain?
Look, it's the farmer.
Ha ha ha!
Moss.
Moss.
So much.
Moss.
Moss.
I love that moss.
My god, the rains made him lose his mind.
Yeah, I'll go take care of him.
I love black moths.
My god, the rangeman him loses mind.
Yeah, I'll go take care of him.
Oh no! Run! Run! Run before you pass! I'll run!
Oh, that's why you gotta have a totem on you.
Sure, I had a totem.
Thanks for watching.
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Of course, of course.
This dude is in the bushes.
See you in the next video.
Wow, that was so funny!
Play this!
I've been that I saw I saw a video like oh my god now that I'm addicted to
Stardew Valley and I've been playing Stardew Valley a lot might as well watch
it right now with my chat watching it by myself instead of watching it by
myself bros
hello everyone this is your wake up and play startle and you know it's funny I
I sent her a message at 10.39pm. When are we gonna start do?
When are we gonna start do? When are we gonna start do?
Hello everyone, this is the Lord and I'm the President.
I think the car knows she's pregnant. The car just thinks she's extra large.
Oh my god, that's fucked up!
Thank you, multiple people!
That is so fucked up! That is fucked up!
The car just thinks she's extra large.
That's so messed up!
It thinks he's multiple people!
Oh man, there's no TP. Nate, can you pass some TP?
Thanks doc!
What the fuck?
Thanks doc!
What is that?
What is that?
Mordy is not a joker!
Ah!
Mordy is not a joker!
What?!
Yeah, that's not starting here. Can you put the bullet?
Hey excuse me, I have an appointment for today.
What a nice reception.
Oh, okay.
Awww!
It's closer to cake if I'm being bad burns.
What the fuck?
The NBA isn't ready for him.
What the- I just watched!
The NBA isn't ready for him.
This pizza came with a special item What's a special item?
They left the pizza cutter and there ain't no way they fucking left the pizza cutter
in the box, stop!
I couldn't quite hang in there oh my god I can't believe it we were going to the hotel
But the driver took us to the wrong hotel.
What the fuck?
She's discovered a hidden hairline.
Whoa, axe throwing.
Ha ha ha ha.
That was good.
Whoa, she's good.
Damn, did you see her muscular arms?
Holy shit, her arms are so muscular.
What arms?
Holy shit!
Whoa.
Those are some strong arms.
Hot.
I'll get that fight.
Hot.
No!
It's blood dog!
I don't know if I'd be able to trust this Japanese restroom.
Japanese restroom. NOOOOOO! Nope.
You should come up here. Still weird.
He's fucking blind!
This AI robot is now so advanced that it's able to beat professional table tennis players.
Whoa.
What the fuck? That's crazy.
How does it- how is it so smart?
Hold down. Do it. Do it first. Be legal.
It unmolded on it?
Oh!
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Oh, I will not be standing there cheering. I'll be running. I'm believing
Yeah, I don't have a raincoat, but at least there's no lightning. Oh
Who knew the cats could double the tripod
I was that cat just sitting there
Who? Why? Hero!
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Okay, so I just moved, and I don't exactly have hot water in my bathtub right now.
What a weird like-
But that's okay, because I can just go to the same, open the same, and it's just...
These students decided to prank their teacher by performing the mannequin challenge.
That's cute.
Alright, maybe has a crew lounge where you know, be lazy, do whatever you want after your hard day of work.
That's the lounge?
This passenger captured this crazy thunderstorm as they were flying over Enad.
This just cares.
Woah!
That's so cool!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is that?
It's just like...
I think he might be the last airbender.
oh my god he's commanding what do you have in your pocket buddy huh wait what is it alive
Yeah, what? No don't come near me. No
Why doesn't the dog want the baby?
It's a cute little baby.
This Amazon delivery driver needed to beat the heat so these people let him use their
pool to cool off.
Normal.
Hi, you real.
I hope he had his phone in his pocket.
Whoa!
With the feet?
Whoa!
This guy managed to light a fire in the ice by using the gas underneath his frozen leg.
What the?
Ew!
What the hell?
Just a quick message, if you want to fight me, you gotta go through my dog first.
Aww.
Oh!
Whoa!
This bird has some sick dance moves.
I like that bird.
This beak is too long.
I like that bird. His beak is too long. I'm gonna retrieve it in my Labrador at snack
time.
What it is?
The flow is that?
Powerful?
For the best deals on all Cadillacs.
Matthew Gordon at Cadillac West Island.
What? Oh Jesus! I fucking love cat.
We're in that Cadillac West Island.
Holly?
Wow, happy.
Happy so much, Dean.
His favorite movie must be The Matrix.
Ow! How? Oh my god! They missed like every shot!
Oh my god!
He used the elevator. I was going to say elevator. Doesn't matter.
WAAAHHH!
Wow.
I've never seen a fish crashing out before.
What?
This is Betty and this is Odd.
This is Ed.
He died of choking on tea.
Oh.
What?
This is Duke.
He was murdered and shot in the head.
Oh!
What?
And this is just Joanne.
I've never seen a low-hanging rainbow before.
Oh, shit.
Low-hanging rainbow.
Oh, shit.
Low-hanging rainbow.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hmm
I just came out here like who the f*** egged my porch
It was you you're a terrible mother
Oh no
Likely more than you for five gifts in so much
I'm sorry what the f*** is this
Go up the pole?
Okay.
Oh, a frozen pole?
Oh, no!
The spiral of dust looks like something out of a movie.
Gun sticker for the five gifted subs.
Whoa.
What?
Behind you!
What?
Behind you!
Behind me!
Behind me!
Oh my god!
It's really good to be doing any kind of speed test.
Your uncle bought a unicycle.
Too dark to not be paying attention to what the hell I'm doing.
Oh shit.
My hat's gone.
My balance is gone.
I'll be back.
They tried vacuum sealing a marshmallow to see what would happen.
What happened?
Oh god, ew!
Egg Eegins farm free range.
Wait, do you like...
Wait!
They just leave the eggs for you?
You buy them like this?
How do they feed this giant butterfly shark?
That's pretty cool!
AHHHH!
That's a shark!
My response when someone asks me how life is going.
What the hell is going on here?
I'm scared!
Oh my god, he just DM'd me!
He asked me if he was a bad person, and he sent me the achievement.
The Jojo Cole member of the year achievement, become a Jojo Cole member, and purchase all
the community development perks.
I can't believe you did that! Please!
What the fuck?
I wanna do it one time at least but haven't done it yet.
I can't believe you did that!
Oh, don't bite!
Mommy, thank you so much for the five gifts and something.
You can't do that.
Thank you, Mommy.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Huh?
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
by using an aerosol spray
wait what?
wait that's like something
something like an arrow a fucking cartoon what the fuck
plate their tractor tire by using an aerosol spray
and some fire
this wedding had a couple gate crashers
you are not on the guest list
Uh-oh.
My DJ friend cat's sitting in my cat.
This tree managed to grow through a different fallen tree.
And check this out of this fallen redwood log across the trail.
This hemlock got seeded into it.
And it's connected to the tree.
Hop on down to you for the fight! Get this house way!
Oh my god, a tree growing out of a tree!
That's so cool.
Romantic dinner in Paris.
A sandwich.
That's pretty cool.
He didn't realize he was being watched.
What are you doing?
Uh-oh.
What are you there?
Uh oh, in trouble.
He might actually have a point here.
Okay, so my husband came out and put his toes like this, and I want you to explain why you do this.
It's really simple.
When it comes straight out of the taster, it's steaming, so if you-
Thank you for the one gift and some reed, thank you for the five gift and some steak, thank you very much!
Put it down on like the plate or whatever flat surface, the steam is gonna wet like the side that's touching the plate,
and it's gonna be soggy, and I hate that!
Wait a minute, hands a point though.
I did not make the goal with the baby.
Aw, that's so cute though.
Look, the baby in the hat had no shoes on.
These tiny machines use energy.
Wait, isn't that, it's cold?
Isn't that it's cold and then the water's really hot?
Are they warm?
Wait, what?
I should be able to get
Thank you, Beyond!
Thank you for the 25 gift and thank you
I can't tell if he's walking or swimming
Both
Whoa
Iguana!
I'm pretty sure trucks aren't supposed to do this
Briff he couldn't believe how bad his breath was
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Her filter decided to jump scare her.
Uh, every single time I work, I understand-
AHHHHH!
HOOH!
They could be the-
I
Recorded a video with a full I didn't know I had a filter on I thought there was no filter and I was recording a video to send
And I jump scared myself too, and I was like what the fuck and then there was a
I understand
We're getting the ball
Okay, go clean the fan
Wow, oh my god
Oh, whale!
Wow, welcoming us!
Welcome, whale!
Oh my god!
Hello!
This couple were meant to be dieting together.
Me too.
Why did I leave him?
Oh my god!
The table they've been accidentally training their toddler
Stranger I don't think food is meant to do that. Yo, what the fuck bro?
I as a stranger I couldn't do in somebody's food bro. I don't know how
Nice disco
She could hear a scary noise, so she went to investigate.
It was a cat!
Honey!
Aww!
How's it going?
How's it going?
Oh my god!
Their proposal video was ruined by an unexpected visitor.
I told you bro, these fucking birds bro!
I just wanted to let you know that yesterday I was gonna have some McDonald's with my family
but we ended up eating Chipotle.
Okay, that was awesome.
This volleyball team are having some poor luck.
He is...
Guys, it's not a fucking prank, bro.
That's not a prank.
This volleyball team are having some poor luck.
I'm poor woman, bro.
TTS, you've been in the wild!
I was just saying, somebody's going up TTS, but like...
Matt said, I just wanted to let you know, I just had McDonald's.
I just don't understand bro, like that woman didn't want to be filmed, like leave her alone.
Else for dinner I had salmon and a sweet potato, okay?
Oh yeah?
What else?
What else did you eat?
What did you eat, huh?
I had a board going on hot dog.
Okay, well thanks.
Thanks for telling me.
I had some rice.
Name five foods.
Ha ha ha!
Oh!
Oh no bro, I feel like for me,
like if I'm gonna like record shit somewhere,
I had asked people if they were okay being on camera before I put a camera in their face.
I don't know. Is that just me?
It is me. I don't know.
I just realized the truck is driving away.
This kite festival didn't quite get the wind it needed.
Hey, we saw this one! With the kite!
Today, I pet three dogs. It was nice.
It was real.
One night, I was in hour four of a scooma bender, and I wondered to myself, does Bruno Mars really is gay?
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Gah!
Giant Amber, I cooked some chicken tenders.
Mmm, chicken tendo.
Thanks for the 74 months, holy shit!
Yeah!
Drones are becoming more and more advanced.
What is this where's the fucking ice wall this is fake
I feel like they're way too young about this.
And watch the film, you can just open this up and watch the film on it's own without pain.
Why does this-
I feel like they're way too calm about this.
Okay, but you can't hear the film.
You can't hear the film.
I mean, you can see the film for free, but you can't hear the film.
I feel like they're way too calm about this.
I want one of those.
I can't believe he managed to clutch up.
Oh my god look.
They were running away from a terrifying creature.
What creature?
The tails are so long!
I thought their tails are supposed to be short.
Oh.
The strangers outside, and they ask you to get in their car and they have candy, are you gonna do it?
No.
Good girl, we don't get in cars with strangers, do we?
No.
No, good job.
Even if they have candy, you wouldn't get in?
No.
Good.
If they have muffins, I'm gonna get in.
What?
This might be the worst beating of fans I've ever seen.
I just got a call from my neighbor that my daughter is speeding through the neighborhood. I have her location
I'm gonna go find her right now Luna. How did you even do this?
Just got a call from my neighbor that my daughter is speeding through the neighborhood
I have her location. I'm gonna go find her right now Luna. How did you even do this?
Okay, so I bought this toy car from Walmart for $5, never hunting in my life, but I can't
get it right.
But it's actually ear-taping.
All right, listen to this.
Hahahaha!
Could someone explain to me how these headphones work?
Ew, what the fuck? I don't like that.
Oh my god, are these kinda like the headphones that like...
Bro, have you guys seen those ugly ass fucking headphones that Coral's been obsessed with?
Holy shit, the nothing headphones?
Galiga? I got that sent video. Galiga!
Bro, have you seen those freaking ugly ass headphones?
Coral was like, these headphones are so cool! And then like, I was like, they're ugly as shit.
We argued about it, they're so gross.
They're ugly, they're just like boxes on your fucking ears, bro.
They're boxes on your ears, they're not tough.
Girls catching strays non-stop, you don't want ugly, ugly, ugly-ass headphone.
Yeah, it's gonna be older in his ear.
What the fuck?
He couldn't reach his phone, so he didn't get creative.
Give it a test run.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
Wow.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
This is what the inside of a windmill looks like.
Oh my god, the fucking referee.
Is that a shoe wheel?
A wheel of shoes?
Imagine being buried back in the day and you're like this is so private, so great.
And now you're dead in between a bob's furniture and a starbox.
This is one of the closest you've got.
That was a tiny cemetery.
And now you're dead in between.
How is that pop?
How was that?
What?
The fuck?
A family plot?
Yeah, probably a family plot.
Jesus.
Well, that sucks.
Bro, just like throw me in the trash, you know?
Right now, just throw me in the trash.
I'm in the fucking trash, bro.
Just don't die.
Just throw me in the trash.
I just don't know. I don't know.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
trip to hell the more my life feels like heaven nope nope nope I can tell you
nope from from the get nope I'm not playing that game I am not playing that
game I'm not playing that game do you know how upset this man was after that
stream was over Jesus Christ I'm not playing that are you crazy Starbucks
this is one of the crazy it was this terrible after that stream
Did you see Conor react to the game? Nope because I'm not gonna watch it because I don't wanna
watch that because he told me how bad and by bad I mean like horrifying the game was
and I was like I don't I don't wanna I don't want to I don't want to.
This guy stumbled onto a massive bird meet-up.
Nope.
Nope.
Nightmare.
Nope.
Nightmare.
What the fuck?
They were trying to figure out whether or not the hotel's receptionist was an AI.
I can hear him.
I can hear him.
I hear him.
We want VTuber!
VTuber!
Bro, what?
VTuber technology being used
at a hotel?
VTuber technology being used at...
Bro, what pe- you know what?
All the people that like shit talking and like
oh VTubers you don't leave your house
Why don't you go to a fucking place? Why don't you go to the play forever?
Do you understand how many people can get jobs?
If you could provide services like this?
People who are unable to have normal jobs.
Finally, able to be a part of the workplace, the workforce.
You could be a receptionist at a hotel and not even need to go there.
And you can get paid and have a job.
Imagine that. Imagine that.
I'm all for shit like this. If it's a person.
No, you are right. Speck Ops is something. It's an experience, but not the kind of experience everyone should live. It is a hard game, not gameplay-wise, but content-wise.
That's not the content for me. Me-mo-me-mo-me-mo-me-mo-me.
I am.
What if she would have been like, no, I am a robot?
She's world-of-world.
I can't.
That's so cool.
Oh, this is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
These workers use big ice cubes to cool the old people.
I think I want to be in with Tamodachi Lifebeat.
What do you think I should do?
Aga.
Aga!
Thanks.
Wait, what?
Imagine your job is putting a butt hole on Pom Pom Purin.
Oh my God.
Is that boggling?
Very good.
just might be the peak of laziness I mean is it laziness if you built all that
Not just to do that. That's not laziness. That's innovation.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Hi!
I don't think she appreci-
What are you doing?
I don't like this.
That is terrifying. That's fucking...
I fucking this is so fucking cursed. What the fuck?
Tereze actually at cafe in Japan mouse that actually uses robots controlled by people who are stuck at home due to health or
Disabilities and you can even talk to the people. Yeah, I think that's pretty cool a
Glow tree hole. That's another thing like I think I see this and I think of
Horrible things
Hi!
I don't think she appreciates the surprise.
Normal husbands bring their wives jewelry. Mine brings me this.
I should tell you what it says.
Close your eyes.
Dogs?
Dog!
Deagle.
Who?
Michael Deagle.
You want that?
Michael, Jesus!
Whoa, that looks gross.
What?!
has changed during the game.
But why does he have that many cans?
No.
That's how you change the scoreboard?
Ah.
Beautiful.
Uh oh.
Ah!
Beautiful.
Uh oh.
I was wondering how this is safe.
At least he's having fun during a shift.
what are the odds of this do I test it now is a question what wait I'm so what are the
Oh I see 603 miles.
Do I test it?
That was a question.
No, don't.
do it
There's this cool waterfall in Japan that produces a bunch of different shapes.
Oh that's cool.
That's cute.
Soundgate building.
What if all of a sudden it just spells out fuck you?
I'm a magician, magician!
You're gonna leave that thing!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's the magic.
Yeah.
Get this one.
Oh, is this like to test like the strength?
This mechanic doubles as a magician.
My mom sent me a picture of us from
My sister's wedding and she's like I love this photo so much. I am quite literally completely bored
I thought they were only meant to say who
Oh
ice. She's acting like a teenager a few years too early. I'm hungry. Okay. So what's happening?
I don't know what to tell you. Okay. I actually went to that fountaine.
I told that to my mom
unexpected visitors
Oh my god
He found some unexpected visitors
My laptop background turned black
and I was like, oh that's weird
Then I started doing this
And I was like, what's that's so sick.
I wish like, honestly, like I wish it was like this.
Yeah, I got to see this.
That's pretty cool.
He's a male man.
He's a race.
Rain, hail, sleet, shine, stickers, planters.
If you cut a dandelion into four pieces
and place it in water, it will try to reassemble itself.
It will?
Cool.
Oh geez, I really want some info.
One, zero.
One, three, one.
Yup.
Eight, nine.
One, three, four.
Um...
Yup, they answered everything.
Thank you.
Trying to recreate the Homer Simpson meme
didn't go to plan.
Woo!
Oh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Come on, let's go.
I won!
Who did you beat?
I beat him.
He picked paper and I picked scissors.
Huh?
I'm not sure what he meant to do.
What?
I'm sorry, what?
I'll be right here.
He picked paper and I picked scissors.
Okay, bro.
I'm not sure what he meant to do.
That is the others video, I hope you enjoyed it.
What the fuck?
Oh, it looks like Windows screensaver.
Windows.
Windows.
Windows.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Ipachi!
What the fuck?
Oh
How
Hello, fuck
Good snowball
Are you a bad snail-blower?
Ha ha ha
What?
AHHH!
This is your 10 year anniversary of this iconic life
Oh my god!
What are you brand new?
GIMME!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIMME!
Hey you guys, looking for like a family vehicle, a first car for the kids
He's so planning
Umm, more dis-browsing, okay, dis-brousin.
All right
Plotting its demise
Lego pat
Stupid brain wallet bird six seven six seven six seven six seven six seven seven
Orton to check that your breaks are working
...
Hey!
...
...
...
...
...
...
I've never seen a tree fall off a bone before.
That is so... why does it fly, gross?
That's like, flying?
But that's not even the most impressive part.
It's running?
Yeah.
The dog on his jet ski.
What the fuck?
What in the world is going on?
What the fuck?
The bioluminescent water is actually plankton that has been disturbed from movement in the
water.
That's how it is in Puerto Rico.
We got a lake like that in Puerto Rico.
When you swim, this happens.
And just think about all the little bioluminescent creatures swimming into your mouth and into
your eyes, up your nose, and into your pee hole when you're in the water.
Yummy.
Will I glow? Maybe.
This is why you should...
you should i
ah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what the fuck oh god
roll that dude
oh my god
let's go
this is why you should always make sure it's just the camera's in the corner
I should always make sure it's your friend that's coming around the corner.
Oh! I'm so sorry!
No!
What?
I'll be shown.
Oh!
Pop up and press my light.
You scare me.
How?
I don't like to know if anyone else has a cat in the toilet.
What?
Oh my god, fucking cat.
What is this?
monkey needs to go pro
oh she roll monkey
my god use our phones to listen to music we don't need a Lexus we use real
We use real things, we use CDs!
Me and Henry are cooking barbecue right now, listening to Metallica, what else could be better?
This delivery driver didn't realize that there was somebody home.
That's so cute!
We don't use Alexis, we use real things, we use CDs!
Me and Henry are cooking barbecue right now, listening to Metallica, what else could be better?
This delivery driver. Yeah, what else could be better came several blocks
This dog is a pro at air hockey oh my god
Bro, I need an air hockey table. I'm getting one for my house. I need the...
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what he's training for, but he's ready.
What?
This remote...
it was ash Wednesday when they took that video it was ash Wednesday this video
was from ash Wednesday
wasn't it can't tell you wouldn't understand it's a Catholic pain
Ah, abuelito, por favor.
This remote homeowner uses drugs.
What is that on your forehead?
It's ash.
There's a holiday that Catholics celebrate called Ash Wednesday.
You go to church.
Do Protestants also celebrate Ash Wednesday?
And they get ash, and they put it on your forehead
in the shape of a cross.
Yes, it's ash from the palm leaf. It usually happens before a good Friday.
It's a Catholic thing. How do I know? Because every ash Wednesday my mom comes and she goes,
She goes, I brought some ash for you here.
Give me your forehead.
And I'm like.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
And then I have to walk around my house with ash on my forehead.
And then I stream with ash on.
You guys don't see it, but I have a big.
I have a big cross of ash on my forehead.
Oh my gosh, I think people would get offended if I get an ash toggle on guys
new iron mouse ash
for next year's Easter and then I always forget I have it on and then I scratch my head and
And then I get it all over me and I'm like,
oh.
Does that wash off the water?
You're not supposed to wash it off.
That day, you're supposed to leave it on your head.
You leave it on your head.
And then the next day, I go,
mommy, me lo puedo sacar?
And she's like, si, te lo puedo sacar yo.
Okay, mommy. Gracias, mommy.
And then I go in and wash my face.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Or just leave it in and let it get caked into your skin.
Pfft.
It's to help guide lost delivery drivers.
This is weird.
The iron dad comes in and throws home the delivery journeys.
I do it for my parents, okay?
From my parents, from my parents, okay?
If my mom wants to put ash on my forehead,
then let her put ash on my forehead!
Pfft!
I'll let my mom put ash on my forehead, it's fine.
Is it good for acne?
I don't know, I don't think so.
I don't know what it is, I just know,
I ask my mom if I could pick it off the next day,
and then she goes,
si, ya te lo puede quitar, and I'm like, okay,
and then I wash it off.
I'm getting ashes applied, I'm confused, LISTEN!
You can't tell your mom no!
Can you imagine what will happen if my mom comes home with ashes on Ash Wednesday and I tell her no?
Oh my God, this is a bad one.
She puts the oil on that oil, el aceite.
Sometimes the monk comes and she brings the aceite.
they are gonna put oil on you and they are gonna say,
like,
for the unción de lo enfermo.
Yeah bro, there's, there's this, uh,
how do you say it in English?
How do you say unción de lo enfermo in English?
I don't know how you say it in English.
There's, there's just words that I just don't know how to say.
What's unción de lo enfermo in English?
Anointing of the sick there's a
There's this Catholic ritual called the anointing of the sick that when you're really really sick the priest is supposed to come and bless you
So you can get better but because I have immune disease my the priest does not come my mom comes and she'll bring the
So bring the oil that the priest is supposed to bring and then
and she'll put it on my head.
And then usually like, we've had like the priests
like call in and do the prayer.
And my mom like anoints my head.
And you gotta lay the hands on maintenance.
Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Yeah, she symbols me and she puts a cross on my head
with the with the oil I don't know what kind of oil I just know it smells good
and then I'm just like
Tract Exorcism listen that's different than when my dad would throw holy water on me
okay that's a different thing that's a different thing okay there's many
different things there's many listen Catholic people have a lot of things
There's a lot of things going on.
And then my dad throws the holy water on me.
Probably some frankincense and murr.
Yeah, yeah, frankincense and murr.
Frankincense and murr.
Listen, okay, it's a lot of their rituals, but you know, it's fun.
It's mist it's mystical. I don't know I always found it mystical
You know, especially when the priest comes and he has that weird that ball thing
Do you guys know what I'm talking about? It's like this ball thing and inside the ball
There's like smoke coming out and it smells good
It's like this incense and he shakes the ball around and he he whirls the ball around and it looks like
And he does the prayer
I just think it's all very mystical and whimsical and pretty cool.
It's interesting.
Yeah, he throws a smoking ball around.
He throws a smoking ball around and it's a smoky ball.
I
Draw the line at face healing though, I don't um, I don't vibe with that bro that
Then um, that's not my that's not my gig bro
That's what I'm like. Okay. I'm out of here
I'm out of here now
Goodbye
I'm trying to think of a really long one.
Wait, somebody get this motherfucker out of here, what the fuck?
Okay, why is nobody cheering at her being incredible and singing that high-ass note?
Get the fuck in! Get this robot out of here!
Get the fuck in, robot!
I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
Wait. What?
I'm trying to think of a reason why dentures could possibly need braces.
Why would you put braces on dentures?
You're going to be shot.
You're going to be shot.
Man, I'm so hungry I can't eat a...
Oh my god, that desk, bro.
What has happened on the desk?
Oh, shit. Okay, now we know what happened to the desk.
Tons of music.
This is the cutest rescue I've ever seen.
Let me get your babies.
Oh, this is creepy. I told you not to.
Oh, my gosh.
The babies are safe!
Here in New Orleans, many people know about the holiday Madagascar,
Fat Tuesday and it's to fatten up before Ash Wednesday the start of Lent. Yes. Yes. Fat Tuesday
Fat Tuesday. Can I mom put some ashes on my forehead?
No
No, only me not you. Leave my mommy on. She's my mom.
The second thing is the sensor. It's got a little disc of charcoal inside. The incense is granules that you scoop onto the hot charcoal
Granules
She's my mom, not your mom.
My mom, not our mom, my mom.
Don't say that, if she sees you say our mom, she'll probably be like, yes, I am their mom
too.
This place only existed at the opticians.
What the?
Wait, what?
Wait, huh?
Huh?
I thought this place only existed at the opticians.
It's the house. What is this?
The house is real. Wait, what is this? It's the same!
Right here there's a restaurant called Papa Bro's Steakhouse. Now across the street there's a joint called Papa Dose.
Papa Dose? Papa Bro's?
But no, no, no, that's not enough. Right here then we got Papa Cito's Cantina.
And I know what you're thinking. That's three Papa restaurants right next to each other. Surely it ends there.
But no, I go down the street to find Papa's Barretue.
Oh, Papa!
This is one of the best tantas I've ever seen.
There's so much Papa!
I doctors use that image in a machine
to try to test your eyes.
I've mixed each other's shoulders and I see...
But no! I go down to S-
Seafood Kitchen.
Now across the street there's a restaurant called
Papa Bros.
Papa Bros.
Now across the street...
Is this in Texas?
There's a joint called
Papa Do's
Seafood Kitchen.
But no, no, no, that's not enough.
Right here then we got
Papa Seafood...
Cantina, and I know what you're thinking, I can make pop-up restaurants right next to each other, surely it ends there.
But, ah, I go down the street to find Pop-A's Bar-R-E-T-U.
Pop-A's Bar-B-E-T-U!
This is one of the best tattoos I've ever seen.
Wa-oh, rest in peace, Poe.
You can make it!
You can make it! She made it!
Oh my god!
These iridescent clouds created a rare rainbow glow in Indonesia.
It's like jellyfish.
Let us in, let us in by the hell.
He's so committed to acting like he's asleep.
If it stays up, that means he's like really out.
Whoa.
If his leg and his arm stays up, then he's really asleep.
He's so nice, kid.
If it stays up.
And oh my gosh, he's so...
I've never seen someone sleep that hard.
Over here in East Crossroads, it can be took out by a bus.
Stop.
It's a bus.
Stop.
stop it's a bus stop built from an actual former wait that's pretty cool city bus i found this video
of the most wholesome airport reunion ever
oh the the dinosaur oh the telephone
This crocodile is making a territorial display which alerts male crocodiles to its presence as well as showing off to nearby females.
Wait. Really?
Is it going? Yeah.
Help!
Let's go. Let's leave. Let's just leave.
The first...
Is it going? Yeah.
Help!
Let's go. Let's leave. Let's just leave.
The first person to shout out the correct answer will receive
Bus driver drumroll please a $25
prepaid gift card question is what is
the capital of Canada we got a winner
right here here you go man congratulations
he won't laugh at his lunch ever again
Wow!
This tractor has got some serious moves.
Wow!
Wow! Very good!
AHHHHH!
My hat!
Wait, what?
Come on, shoot him!
Are you ready, kids?
Oh, sorry?
Oh my gosh, the pirate was footballed!
He asked an older boy to help him with his new trick.
Woah!
This is what you made?
I can't tell in the picture what it was.
What the fuck?
You crocheted a beard.
He stumbled upon a detainee.
She stumbled upon a deta...
Wow.
This what you made?
I couldn't tell in the picture what it was.
You crocheted a beard.
She stumbled upon a detained rainbow.
And I found an arrested Waymo. Somebody told me that if you put a line across his
If you put a line around it
This will get caught. I'm gonna help you out, buddy. Oh
No
Be free
So I have all these tulips here. Let the Waymo go. This one. It's like a grew into the actual plant itself
I took a half and a half leaf. It's gonna cool. Oh, I'm not sure I don't wanna get greed.
When I die, take Ace with me. Take my dog with me when I die. Uh-oh.
I don't get how he fell for this. All right, stick it in. Stick it in?
Straight! Straight! Straight! Straight up! Straight up! Straight up!
Ah!
Oh shit, game is bad!
This is the extremely rare Christina respondents, which can be found in Costa Rica and Panama.
That's real occurring in nature?
This is the extremely rare Christina resplendent which can be found in Costa Rica and Panama.
Brother dude!
I pay to get nail polish that looks like this.
There's a shiny creature like this that's real?
Can anyone tell me what song they're singing?
Oh my god.
I hate the fact that I knew what they were saying.
Freakin' MCR.
What?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Stop.
There's no way that they're feeding people food on a lozeta.
Not a fucking lozeta, bro.
Not a lozeta.
Oh my god, they wouldn't give you food on a fucking lozeta.
All over town, you're driving and then you got these guns.
You can run up into town.
I'm talking zebra crossing.
What's up with the zebra crossing? You don't see that every day.
Yeah, I'm.
I think she forgot something.
Mommy!
What's up?
What's up?
Why are you like, why are you like, what's up?
Hello!
This looks like a pretty nosey fish.
I don't think the mailman likes him.
Oh my god, I'm in my head.
In my head, bro.
Dangerous.
Dangerous.
Dangerous.
This little guy thinks he's flying.
That is the end of this video. Are you hoping you enjoyed?
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
later snow snow hello everyone this is snow crusty white dog what the fuck
snow biome your daily dose of internet is there anything better than coming home after a long
And just enjoy a nice cup of coke. There's just nothing that hits the spot like it
But the best part about it is always that first sip
What a trouble I happen to like it long day and just enjoy a nice cup of coke
There's just nothing that hits the spot, but the best part about it is always that first I like that less
Yes.
You were as good as you would.
Why have I ever done anything for 80 years and I know this?
What?
He got hit with the oldest trick in the bug.
Oh my god.
Whoa, big cheekies!
That's an experienced player right there.
He woke up from surgery and wasn't too happy with how they dressed him.
Why do I look like the Grinch?
I'm sorry, I need to help this.
You're the only one in here.
I look like the Grinch.
I'm sorry, I need to help this.
You're the only one in here.
On that, on that, on that, hot hot hot hot, hood.
I think when I got out of surgery recently, I had a surgery done and I got out of surgery
and my mom said I was talking crazy. She said I was saying crazy shit.
She said I was yelling about karma.
You know how dogs like sniff really fast? Niko hates that noise, look it.
Ah!
Oh, shit!
How did he do that?
How did he do that?
I stayed for full name.
I stayed for full name.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I didn't say that's not a word.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Okay
Yes, okay
That should help that should help
Okay, so this is the address to your friends birthday party. Yes, okay
That should help that should help a lot. We're gonna make it to that birthday buddy. The robot has got the funkiest moves
Oh shit another one of those fucking robots, bro
dancing about that's all they do is dance all day we're gonna have to tell
your feet pictures this person decided to prank the
pictures this person decided to prank the players who were in a virtual
reality game
Oh my god.
I
How many ease are in the word 17?
There are no ease in the word 17 even though it sounds like it might the letters are s e v e
And so that's three is not zero. I misspoke initial
No, wait, I just counted there's four
You're totally right. I counted them again, and they're R&D for ease of 17
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh oh oh
Whoa
What was that was slug worth of flying that plate or what is coming?
Let it walk up!
For sure, yeah!
Oh my God, is it paper?
Gasp!
Jump!
Bro, what the fuck?
That was slug worth of flying that plate or what is coming?
Oobaloo was on board for sure, yeah!
They were trying to get their friend in trouble by making him laugh.
She's having the best nap ever.
That's the loudest snoring baby I've ever heard!
You can see the exact moment he realized they weren't playing the right song.
Awwww, that's so sweet.
I'm back to you!
I'm sorry, Burr!
This guy managed to capture orbital debris as it was breaking up upon entering the atmosphere.
Orbital debris orbital packer
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
I think I found the final boss
Holy shit, and there was this girl that I was friends with in college
Like I know that's not my nose
I've never seen someone so committed to be
Like I know that's not my...
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Bro, how did it happen to me?
Bro, I'm like...
And then suddenly I see like my shadow and I'm like...
Is that me? What the fuck?
And there was this girl that I was friends with in college.
Ahhhhh!
Like I know that's not my f***ing nose.
I've never seen someone so talented in the outcome of a game.
If I get a 2, then I win.
Okay, you ready?
Oh no.
Oh no, oh no.
Wow.
Dude, look at that. That is wild.
His Tesla thought the moon was a traffic light.
He forgot to bring the most important part.
I was in the middle of nowhere.
I'm in this cube.
I'm in this cube.
Bro, that's me.
This tortoise got stuck on its back until an unlikely savior came along.
So who's gonna tell him?
I'm gonna throw mine.
It's handles that you stick on and they should be able to hold 30 towels.
And we should just test it to make sure that you can drag the box.
Okay, good.
It's gonna work beautifully.
Y'all, I'm actually starving.
Oh, shoot.
Let me wipe this off.
There's so much of jelly left over.
EWWWWWWWWW
Is this their version of Touching Gloves?
Music
This much!!
Is that true?
Oh my god, who is that?
Who is that?
Right there.
Who is that?
The dog wants to know.
Don't they look weird?
Visually impaired hockey fans can now experience the game in real time through this device
which simulates the game.
That's so cool.
They're fighting!
This can't be very good advertising.
What green estimates? Oh, oh, yikes.
I don't know what's up with this turtle, but he's literally attacking me.
This is what happens when you take your cat to see the new Michael Jackson movie.
I'm not sure that microwaves should make that noise what
What is happening?
Whoa!
Yeah, also wasn't that microwave next to a tank?
Yes!
He's planning something devious
How come this dog can skip better than me?
Oh, that is so cute
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This morning jog just got a lot more intense.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck?!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You sure do. You're cute.
Yeah, you are.
That was so cute.
She was sick of being filmed, so decided to put a stop to it.
No more filming.
You ever just thank to yourself?
It's my impression of someone violently typing a message on their iPhone right next to what
their sound on. So how come he's pretty good?
He just woke up from the nap and came off the ground.
Apparently I woke up in another country. Whoa, that was all that drum!
The size of Amazon drones are getting out of hand.
What the fuck?
That's the weight of this 5 pound bag of potatoes.
Let's see if it takes you 5 pounds.
3.15. Wow.
3.49.
They're lying to us.
This one.
All the potatoes are not even weighing up to their...
Oh, here's $5.50.
["Sling Launcher Stones"]
This sling launches stones at crazy speeds.
["165."
Ooh, wow.
Oh my god, it's the cars!
The car from the cars movie!
ahhh what is this
ahhh
eerie
Oh rainbow. That's a badass rainbow. Oh rainbow ring.
She styled her daughter's hair real nicely for school but it didn't last.
You're doing the same, how do you say it to me?
Wouldn't know what, I thought you were just gonna take your hair out, what happened?
Oh no!
I'm so freaked out!
Oh no, you're just, you know, hanging around.
Oh you know, we're just chilling.
We're just chilling.
Just chilling.
Getting addressed by your parents can happen anywhere.
Bye bye.
Bye baby boy!
Enjoy your shift!
Love you baby boy!
They were giving away free pizza during the marathon in Italy.
Free pizza!
I think he was trying to abandon him.
Hey, what are you running?
Right there.
Torgay paint temple run with us in the Vietnam tunnels.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Okay.
It's over.
I'm trying to run.
Oh my god.
He's still running.
Oh my god.
He's still running.
Oh my god.
He's still running.
Oh my god.
He's still running.
Oh my god.
That is the end of my life and now I die.
Hehehehe
Merlin
Stop teaching it to your parents!
Parents
parents parents parents
attention freaks it's me
what the jibfri-
Oh, let me bring out the freakin' pole.
I'm gonna pull your ass.
I'm gonna pull your fucking ass.
I'm gonna put a pole up your ass.
POTATO!
POTATO!
Keep your pole.
You keep your quicken-
What?
Quicken!
Quicken
Are you ready?
Who eats shit?
Wait, what should I put on a pole?
Hold on, my face is still like this.
Take my fucking kisses!
Ika-ka, you Ika-ka!
What do you want to do?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to make it as simple as possible.
I'm so confused from the seal move you just pulled.
SEAL MOVE!
Ariana Grande, what are you doing?
She has to sleep, she can't play repo.
She can't play repo, she has to sleep.
Why do you play repo with me?
When you know hate me and play repo with me
Why am I why am I lagging what the fuck?
Wait, you know how you can play with me tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Wait, we need friends tomorrow.
Do you have friends?
Do I have friends?
Do I have friends?
What's up man? Do I have friends?
I'm glad you're here.
I
Bless
Hey, how do I put my coat on?
Hey, where's my coat?
I COULP!
Uhhh...
Hold on, I'm gonna add one more game to the poll.
I'm putt.
I'm not a PTSD on the pole, do you think, what, what, what, what, what, what the fuck?
Cry of fear new playthrough.
I was going to play cry of fear with Connor, do you think it's better to play with friends
or by yourself?
Friend, right?
Friend, right?
Club is a different campaign from Solo.
What on earth?
am I a guy? I want to play that boy game. Does fruit play work under? I'm just kidding,
it's not for boys. Everybody can play it. However, there was somebody pretending to
be me on the game and trying to scam people on that freaking game you believe
that shit
yeah bro there was somebody pretending to be me on that game and they were trying
to scam people and I'm like bro anybody with a brain would know I would never
fucking play that game
I'll never touch that game.
Um, I put on the poll, I put Tobodachi Life, Crime Scene Cleaner, Stardew Valley, I put
Scary Game because I don't know what scary game, but then there's a blank space and I
don't know what to put in the blank space.
Mmm.
Everybody's trying to cancel your bro every day bro.
That's trending too.
That's friendly too.
Or should I put finished game?
You started.
Or a new one Alan Wake 2, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
I'm not playing no Alan Sleep!
I'm not playing no fucking Alan Sleep.
But you're a writer.
I don't want to be a writer.
Oh shit, scary game is close!
Wait, what scary game are we playing?
Dark Pals?
Are we going to Dark Pallet?
Are we dark palying it?
Wait how long to beat dark palsy?
Four hours?
Oh it's one and a half hours!
Oh, it's one, one and a half hours.
Twenty-four hours for you.
We could do Dark Pals and we could do Tomodachi Life.
Why do you, why, why, why, why are you like this?
Mimimimi for you!
Mimimimi for you!
Oh yeah, Mimimimi for you!
How about Mimimimi for you?
Did they fix subliminal or no?
Or is it still shit?
Is subliminal still bad?
Is it still kaka?
Yeah?
Oh, late.
I really wanted to play it, but then I found out that it was fucking caca.
The chases were pretty ingrained in the game.
Hold on, let me look at the thing.
It seems like the reviews are positive.
Kenya was playing it earlier.
I know Kaiso hated it.
So to me it's like...
Like, well if Kassel hated it then shit, it's,
but I was looking forward to it too.
I see a lot of patches.
Patches can be good.
We'll play a scary game and then we'll play
Toma Batchelife.
It's a win-win for everybody.
Oh, you know what game I've been dying to play?
These are the void.
The ghost is back.
Wait, there's a ghost?
Where?
Where?
A furry pink ghost? Oh my god grandpa ghost!
Grandpa, if you're gonna be a ghost, does that mean you can play games?
Or would you get in trouble? I mean, why would you get in trouble?
What was the interval like for what what purpose I mean like if we play like what let's say
we play a game called repo tomorrow and a ghost decides to come play with us what would
Will the ghost police come after you?
Will the ghost police come?
I think the ghost police may come for Lei Zhuxian, but not for let's say Gacha Guner.
Oh, so if Gacha Guner wants to come, like, if I invited Gacha Guner, like, the police
can't come for Gacha Guner, you know what I mean?
Like, he won't get arrested.
Guys, voices of the void takes 47 to 60 hours to complete.
What the fuck? How big is it?
Look out!
Forty-six hours perfect for a sub-a-thon.
His voice is a little void really scary.
can be. It's pretty chill. I'm thinking dark pals. We could do voices away in another day.
It looks really cool though. It looks like a really cool game.
That looks really fun.
It will make you a bit paranoid.
I'm gonna be paranoid?
Wait, Jesse Cox is in Dark Pals?
Well, we gotta see what Jesse Cox is up to.
Oh yeah, didn't he like help make that game?
Dark pals' art. Well, I'm excited for her.
Which can take a lot of time to complete due to the quantity of Easter eggs they placed in it.
But overall, I would set up Easter eggs with some chill moments and others that are scary.
How do I take off my coat?
I took off my coat.
I had to tell you.
Wait, is Sayu in the game?
Balls.
Balls the wall.
Well, I'm turning the game on.
Don't tell my mom.
Don't tell my mom!
Don't tell my mom what I've blocked you!
What the fuck is that thing?
Hey, what is that?
What is that thing?
He's the little guy?
Grr!
I am I fine am I okay now he's just a little guy
Oh, how little...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Head hair?
Hair there!
Hair there!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it still works, it still works guys, it still works, it's fine, it still works!
Uh, okay, settings, um, uh, put the- put the music down just a little bit, that should
be fine.
Interface, uh, subtitles, enabled, subtitle scale, let's make it nice and- nice and big.
Display, motion blur- oh my god disabled by default, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you game. Thank you, I appreciate it, thank you game.
Dark pal is the first floor.
What the fuck did it just show me it's asshole?
It showed me it's butthole.
You can't see that.
What the fuck was that oh my god it's so small wait hold on well that's not good
I see it. I see it happening. It's like, do you guys see the stuttering or no? Is it just me?
Is it just me? Our day is now.
Oh, I think the menu flickering is normal. I think that's normal.
seems like it's better, right?
who's big ass fat bear, fat little bear, fat bear?
bae fat bear?
I picked something up and I don't know what it is and I'm scared
doesn't look, the starting to get better is just my imagination
Oh my god. It is pretty sensitive.
Oh, much better. Much better. Much better.
Is this collectibles?
Should I pick you up? You look so small, and you showed me your butthole. I don't know
if I want to see it again.
Hello.
Huh?
Wait, it's kind of cute.
I used to watch torrents and movies in 480p. I'll watch anything.
I feel like my hair in this in this body is so floofy all the time I just have very floofy
hair it's so flu it's very floofy hair just go bald why don't you go bald
But Voices of the Void has well over 100 random and scripted events, and 120 plus unique signals, so you can play a ton and never see it all.
Hey, for real?
Eggs and Cami played a lot and seem to enjoy.
Oh, I wanna play it then. We'll play it, uh... maybe... maybe sometime this week. What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that scared the shit out of me.
I did not know this thing is gonna, like, sploosh everywhere.
Take my goo now.
Oh, it's looking at me.
I just realized...
Excuse me!
Hello?
Doesn't need my ticket?
Wow, he shoots pretty far.
Oh, my bookies.
Oh, my fucking...
Eww!
We will be the carousels alive!
We will be the carousels alive!
We will be the carousels alive!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Okay, so welcome to Upward UR.
I can't read that. I'm blind.
You are about to enter a world full of new possibilities.
Please bring along your favorite toy and obey staff at all times.
Signed by number 16. Oh, do you want my...
...doo?
Do you want my doo?
Earn a tour. Wait. No, but wait!
Oh, but I want both things.
Give me back this little guy.
Take my goo.
This place looks like a-
Welcome to a world of imagination!
A world of hopes and dreams.
A place your child will always be.
We'll always remember!
What, Alphonse?
They will build, they will climb!
They will never stop!
There's hopes to hide, to ever drop!
Because, here at Upward, the only way...
is up!
Up!
Wow, are we gonna ride the rides?
See the sa- oh, you turned around to look at me, very nice!
We're gonna run!
Guys, I think I'm gonna die.
I need a hard hat, aim as you go upward, the carousel.
Am I supposed to go in here?
Oh, it's, it's walled in on me.
Fuck.
Oh, there's people over there.
Oh, you can enter here.
Okay, let's take a look around, let's take a look around, a look around, knock them down, upward.
Okay, knock these down.
Excuse me while I spread my goo everywhere.
Library.
The books are moving. Wait, there's somebody in there.
Or am I going crazy? Is that a person? I can't tell.
I have so much goo to share with the world.
Take my goo!
Want to tour complete three challenges. Oh.
Well, I'm not going in there.
I'm not going in there.
Oh.
Okay, well, I guess I have to do all the east to get in, huh?
Oh, the Gime!
Oh, can't go to the Gime.
I can't go to the time.
Excuse me!
Spreading my goo everywhere.
The gym is always closed.
They never want me in.
Excuse me.
Why is it going so fast?
I'm getting you pop all the balloons.
I did it!
I won!
Huzzah!
Where's my prize?
Where's my fucking thing?
Where's my thing?
Where's my thing?
Where's my thing?
Where's my thing?
Where's my fucking prize?
I'm guessing because it left me out there in the front.
That means this is what I have to do next, which is this.
Did I do it right?
I did it!
Hooray!
I did it!
What next?
Oh, it's that one now.
Let it in!
I thought they said things we're gonna go up why it go down why it go down
Bro not even soda not even soda I can't have a sprite
They would have a sprite anymore
Bro! You fuckin' bought a goal in!
I did it!
Array!
Look at me, I won!
Where's my tour?
Woohoo! Time for regulations!
Round your favorite tour and let the tour begin!
Have fun, kids!
Where is the Torbigan then?
Hello?
Oh Tommy, they only had electricity for the games and now it's off.
Hello?
Now the electricity is off.
Guys, does the game look okay?
I'm just asking.
Just asking if it looks okay.
Just tell me if it looks like shit.
I'm guessing...
There was going here.
Do we go in here?
Oh, it's fine, okay.
What the fuck was that?
I shall put in 10 days.
You know what I fucking mean you son of a bitch.
The door with the three lights above?
Oh.
Let me in, let me in, let me in!
Let me in!
Why, it doesn't necessarily tell you where to go, does it?
It's sweet.
That could have killed me!
Hello? What in a poppy playtime?
Oh doggy! I am a... I am friend?
I am friend too. I can be friend?
Do you remember? No.
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
What the fuck was that?
Knocked.
Oh my god, now he does yellow god. It's pee pee now
Now it's pee
Hey, well, I'm guessing I have to go up this way
I baked my own yellow paint
I hope you had a great stream, ignore my piss gun, I hope you had a great stream, thank
you for the raid, hope you guys had fun today, ignore my piss gun, so is that a portrait
the dog? Hey, old to charge. What the? Oh that's pretty cute. Aw, it's not a piscot
There's no more!
Oh man!
Ah, it's back to Kakakun again.
Whoa!
Is this the L'Berry?
Alright, that's a...
There's ghosts!
You're reading that song, aren't you?
They made a mistake giving me this gun.
Where are all the papers that are falling?
Is it like, uh...
Oh, fine. Don't let me read it then.
Don't let me freaking read it then!
This is the library church of dog.
I don't like that.
I don't like what I was in there.
Go in there, chicken.
I don't know, guys.
Oh!
Oh my god, look, he's fighting me first.
Back in my hand.
Oh, it's fun.
Ewww!
Ewww!
Yeah, I thought I killed it or something.
Is that alive?
I'm going to assume everything's alive.
Oh, hell no.
Am I gonna get chased by a thief?
He's sniffing on me!
It's my leaf face.
You see it?
Uh Uh Uh!
Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh!
He doesn't want to shoot it at you!
Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Oh-Oh!
Uh Uh.
Uh Uh!
This is what a strange game, like I don't understand what the fuck is going on.
I don't understand.
Oh, this creepy- wait, there's multiple books here, holy shit, wait.
It's a puzzle.
Wait, what is that?
It's like a ghost!
Wait, what is that?
It's like a ghost!
Oh, I'm guessing, okay, so there's this thing over here, and then I see that there's like
a thing over here.
What the fuck?
Um...
Excuse me.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Excuse me.
What?
I am confusion.
It's me.
Okay, uh.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Are those buckets full of paint?
Yeah.
Oh, here we are.
I'm in!
WAAAGH!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
Oh, he follows me.
That's so cute.
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
GASP!
Holy shit, that fucking dog, dude.
I'm scared. Are you scared?
Come with me.
Come on.
This is pretty terrifying, isn't it?
What the fuck do we use this on?
I thought it was to get where I was in here, but I think that that's true.
Are you scared?
Um, this way.
Don't get stuck.
Don't get stuck okay, don't get stuck.
We must hurry!
You think it's for that?
Where is this key for?
Do you know?
Do you know what the key is for?
Let me look at it.
Bro, that looks like teeth, man.
Uh-uh.
Oh.
Sorry.
Come on.
Are you ready?
I think it's really plushy in the middle.
Oh yeah, this one.
Oh, we have to get this way. We have to come this way. Come on.
Come on.
Erie.
Oh God, this is so scary. We're gonna put it in here and I don't know what's gonna happen.
The dog is in the cupboard, he's gonna eat me!
Oh, we have to color the painting.
It makes so much sense.
Is it this one?
Oh, wrong one, sorry.
No, no, no.
Uh.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
There we go.
No, what the fuck, get away from me, you freak!
Get away dog!
Get away!
Oh my god, freaky ass dog, leave me alone!
what the heck what is this
Please be seated.
The movie will start soon.
Theater!
Well where do we sit?
Chad, do you want to sit in the second row?
I like sitting in the first row.
Oh, we have to sit in the fucking first row.
Oh, we can sit in this row!
I want to sit on a pink chair!
Aw, but it's not the middle...
Why are you in the...
HAHAHAHAHA!
WHAAAA!
This kid's shitting me.
I guess I'll sit down there.
What about you?
Welcome to Upward, where the only way is up.
Okay.
We offer a new hope for children who want to live a better life.
Upward's a place where they become the best versions of themselves.
Where is the-
It's a place of hopes and dreams!
You're necrous!
Facing God!
A place your child will always remember.
Uh...
January 5th, 1985. Open house at Upward.
Parents, please head over to the dining room.
We'll fill you in on the details there.
Wait, but what does that mean? You just sent your-
You send your kid there, like, is it like a boarding school, is it a school, is it an orphanage? I don't understand.
A better life? What do you mean?
Whoa.
Let's play stakes!
Prepare correct film reel, film reel, lubricate constraints, monitor for signs of excess stress,
send race subjects to infirmary, confirm subjects are in own beds, hold shower for non-compliance,
Sedative to cookies prepare subjects for transfer what?
What are they doing to these damn kids?
Kids don't deserve this. Oh
We're strain what?
You're drugging my cookies
Oh, sorry. I just wish I had a flashlight, you know what I mean?
Brainwashing instructions. Insert full film reel. Insert empty film reel. Restrain kids.
play observe happy brainwashing
they're brainwashing kids!
they do what?
clean their rooms
I got another one nails attacks the story of a kid with claws
Hi there, colleagues! Today's training covers how to monitor and correct subjects during re-education.
A real education lesson. Now, first things first.
Wow, I can't believe this is what you get up to, sir!
that children are properly seated and restrained.
This is what you're doing!
The last thing we want is those pesky little stinkers,
wriggle in free mid-session and having to send pinky after them.
But, Jesse, what do you want to do?
In this case, we need to make sure we place the right wheels
in the right projector slots.
So grab today's assigned indoctrination wheel and hop it right into the top slot.
Next, always make sure there's an empty reel at the bottom slot.
So it means to go somewhere, doesn't it?
With that sorted, engage the restraint lever and press play.
Simple as that.
From here, your only job is to observe and keep those eyes open for any patients showing signs of, um...
Signs of what?
Nongomites.
Nongomites!
We have to find any unwanted behavior?
Notify Supervisor immediately!
We don't judge here!
We just...
Correct.
Correct!
Why are you washing everybody?
Why are you washing?
Alright, so I guess...
Pick up the indoctrination.
Alright, bro.
I don't know what to do with it.
Hi there, colleagues!
Today's training covers how to monitor and correct subjects during re-education.
I need it! And the ring!
The one that we wanted most!
And the little finger!
Wrangler's remit, setting down the BGF mode!
But, we know we can increase the difference!
We need to make sure we place the right wheel!
And the right protector slots!
Did I put it in right?
You're assigned to Dr. Green, we'll open right into Dr. One!
Thank you!
Oh
Nice
I'm guessing I did
This is the empty real I put one in there
I did, I did.
Oh.
Please be seated.
The movie will start soon.
Help!
Help!
Oh fuck.
Holy shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Well, it looks like we can't sit anywhere now.
Guys, my chair!
It's all fucked up!
Uh...
Welcome.
To your new purpose.
Upward is not a choice.
It's a solution. You are not broken. You are incomplete.
Compliance is comfort. Resistence is inefficient.
Every action will be observed. Every thought will be analyzed.
And every response will be corrected. You will learn to play our way.
You will learn to love. I will. You will perform.
Submits, conform, consume, perform, submit, conform, consume, perform, submit, conform,
Ensoom...
Perform...
Submit...
Enform!
Ensoom!
Perform!
Perform!
Submit!
Perform!
Consume!
Submit.
Submit.
Consume.
Hi there, colleagues!
Today's training covers color monitor and the rest.
Come next door in the education program.
We're going to open the classroom.
Submit.
Submit.
Consume.
Me teaching a British girl how to brush their teeth.
Submit.
Conform.
Consume.
We're going to get Connor to floss, finally.
We'll brainwash him into flossing.
We're going to get him to floss.
I promise you that.
Okay, I'm so confused because that's open now.
Okay, this room is open now.
But. Consume, perform.
Oh, this one, this is like, what is this?
Oh
Oh my god. Oh, what if I want to walk into its mouth?
Submit, conform, consume, perform. Okay?
Don't cry. It'll be okay. Don't worry.
He's still...
Oh no. Am I supposed to shoot something? I don't have the thing in my hand.
Go in, I'm not jumping in his mouth!
Ow!
Is this teeth?
Oh!
A net?
Oh, I'm- uh-oh.
Consume is a square.
Okay, I think I did it wrong.
Circle? Is it a circle?
Another circle.
Okay submit circle green oh wait I'm so dumb I'm so dumb there's a point on
Unperform. It's the pointed tooth. It's the fang.
Okay, green.
Some mate.
Some form.
Consume.
Perform.
Some boy.
Some boy.
Some boy.
Aww, they're a dear boy.
Pet you, pet.
No pet, no pet boy.
Aww, you could pet him.
Aww, he's not so scary.
He's not so scary, he's so cute.
Aww.
Wait, I want to keep petting him ten out of ten, game of the year.
He just wanted me to fix his teeth.
Aw, give you a hug.
Good boy.
He's so cute though.
You scared the shit out of me.
You scared the absolute shit out of me, bro.
He's scared of that shit out of me!
Bye bye!
I lost my other pet.
My little squish toy. Oh there he is!
There you are. Anything over here?
Ew.
Oh shit this guy is shit on me!
This guy is shit on me bro!
Continue!
Uh oh.
What the fuck?
Uh uh.
Why won't you paint the thing?
Paint the fucking drugs!
Why won't you paint the thing?
Paint the fucking dragon!
Okay, then no one fucking painted the dragon.
Oh, I see.
We gotta do another paint the dragon thing.
You are here.
Damn, I'm going through the woods.
Wow, did they expect kids to sleep in here?
This is fucking bizarre.
Oh, hit the target, I see, what's in here?
Resistance is pointless.
Oh.
Well, let's do this one first.
Let's do this one first.
My life is going to last.
Holy shit.
I see him.
They do it?
I think I fucked up.
That's very forgiving of the game, Birdie.
I don't...
What the fuck is this?
Oh fuck, they're all there, shit!
What the fuck?
I did it!
I
Ray
Whoa, what the heck
Guys
That was fine, that was really fine
Wait, that was fucking fun.
Alright, that was supposed to be for this, but it's broken.
I'm guessing I have to get the blue from somewhere in here.
Will he'll fire in an amusement park for children?
That's what I wanna know.
Is the monster that looks like a giant douche going to come out?
Oh.
I know what I have to do.
I see.
Come on my friend, well go follow me then.
Oh, he followed me.
Dog needs belly rubs.
Mr. Doucement!
What the fuck?
I was not there before.
Well, the dog is my friend now, so I'm not afraid.
The dog is my friend.
But what if the dog forgot that he was my friend?
Are they fucking talking on somebody's balls?
What the fuck?
Oof!
Very pretty, very cute.
I'm sorry, if I was a kid, I would not trust living in a place like this.
What the fuck?
I want my own room, with my own bed, by myself.
I want to live in this weird, strange, fake ass, outside fantasy land.
15, 16, 13, 14?
Okay, well, 16 is lit.
but it seems like different
what the f**k
I'm assuming there's something I have to get up here because why else would I be able
to jump up here?
Oh, I see.
I fucking knew it bro.
Oh I see it.
Up here.
Whoa.
The atmosphere in this game is insane.
No, it's pretty nice.
Wait.
Oh, not this way, I'll fall.
Not this way.
What am I, a poota?
I fucking hate you, bro. I hate you!
Hey, Sammy!
Door? Wait, why am I so small? I feel so small now.
Beware of other hats.
Why did I do that?
That's terrifying.
Wait, will I be able to go back down if I come back up if I go down?
Wait, will I be able to go back down if I come back up if I go down?
I don't know.
Did you? That audio part was really...
That audio part was creepy, the little...
The little pfft!
Facility Upward Location, Warden Lake, Year of Construction,
Iron Mouth!
1980!
What is this?
Is this the map of the place?
Where am I?
What the fuck is this?
Uh oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that.
Now I can't see.
Oh my god, Binky, he's a bobo?
Is he a bobo?
Is he a fucking bobo?
I thought it was a douche, bro!
He's a fucking boba!
He's a bovito!
Get them, top open up, and conform!
In Spanish, a binky...
What am I, a puto?!
In Spanish, a binky is a bovito.
It's a little bobo.
You could say bobo, bovito, but you could also say bovito for like...
Dumb, like, stupid dumb.
I- I swear I thought it was a douche bottle too. I was like, what the fuck is this douche bottle thing?
Damn, I guess I was wrong. I guess he's a fucking bovito.
Oh, bovito, me, movito.
Go hit the bovito! Leave him alone! Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
Please move it alone!
Uh oh, I just smushed this turtle.
Hello.
I don't like anything about you.
I do not like anything about you.
Why do you have jiggle physics on your nipples?
I don't like this.
BAM!
EES!
I fucking hate it!
BAM BAM!
Yeah, yeah, BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
WAH!
AAH!
Oh my god.
I'm going, I'm going. Okay, I'm going.
I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, I have to follow you? Is that what I have to do?
Yeah?
What?
Oh, you want me to sleep in here?
what oh you want me to sleep in here
i don't want to hunk show me me you can't make me hunk show me
you can't make me hunk show me me
That's good, thank you so much for the raid, I hope you're on the grey street for the raid.
Bro, is your diaper held on with scotch tape?
Look, tape.
I'm going, I'm going.
Why do I have to go to sleep?
You can't make me.
What?
What the fuck?
Fuck!
I'm sorry, I fucking hate this shit.
I'm sorry, I fucking hate this shit.
I'm sorry, I fucking hate this shit.
I'm sorry, I fucking hate this. What the fuck is going on? Why is he sucking himself off?
What was that achievement that I just got? Get noticed by Binky while peeking in the male dorms but survive.
Attention freaks, it's me.
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Hello!
I'm binky while sleeping without getting caught. I got both achievements at the same time. I got both achievements
Bro, that was disgusting
That was bro, I okay, can we talk about this like why was that necessary?
What the fuck was the point of that?
Why did I have to see that motherfucker suck himself off? I don't understand
What was the point? What was the point of that?
That I added so much lore, I swear to God.
I can't step on it anymore.
Why is the turtle crying? You wouldn't understand.
Well, I... I want to fucking understand.
I want to fucking understand.
What the fuck?
What?
What is that?
Are those real birds or fake birds? Am I outside? Am I inside? I don't even know.
What if we gave him jiggle physics and what if we had him suck himself off?
You are the chef ma'am am I going to do a cooking show now a cooking show?
A cooking show.
Are we outside or are we inside?
I'm so confused.
Oh, Toby.
Hello kids, I used to make omelettes,
but today we make a very special cookie.
What can you?
a song so you can sing along and hope we don't get it wrong.
Ha ha!
Here we go!
Hey, it's me, a subordinate man.
He begs cookies like nobody's got.
I'm not really.
Hey, it's me, a subordinate man.
He begs cookies like nobody's got.
I have a cookie I baked last night.
Just get all the ingredients.
We agree.
I have those fruits, the sweetness as well
Make it right and you won't swell
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la
What is going on?
What the fuck is happening?
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
He eats cookies like no one's ever had
He eats me like no one's ever had
He eats cookies like a bunny cat
What is this guy?
He ate last night
Just get all the ingredients right
I like some fruits and sweetness as well
Make it right and you won't swell
Make it right and you won't swell?
What does that fucking mean?
He gets
I'm gonna shit myself
He gets
For your logo?
Ladies?
Breakfast?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Utopia?
What?
My baby?
Color based poppin?
Lala lalalala la, la-na-na
Amy's got hey, it's me, it's Siebelette Mahn
Gamesürge means like nobody counts
Hey, it's me, it's Siebelette Mahn
Amy makes cookies like nobody tries
I love a cookie, I bake lots of them
� Geoletto
Just get all the ingredients left
莽造漂
Hey, there's a cookie
Stop! Let me have it!
Let me have the gelato! Stop! Let me have it!
Let me have it!
Wait, I want a gamble.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have this fucking omelet man.
Song stuck in my head.
For my head, man!
Just get all the ingredients right
I got some fruits and tomatoes
I'm coming!
Spam, cake, rice, and cake
I'm cooking coming bro
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Easy cats
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
Easy cats
Hey it's me
A monument
He breaks the gates like nobody else
We broccoli, pepper, cauliflower
He makes cookies like nobody's found I have a cookie I baked last night
Just get all the ingredients right I have some fruits and sweeteners as well
Make it right I've never even thought I'd like to talk about it
What the fuck?
Um.
Warm base?
What is this?
Trampy slime extract?
What?
I'm so fucking confused bro.
Does he not want?
Does he want shit?
I'm so fucking confused bro.
Does he not want? Does he want shit?
Okay, does he want this fucking slime?
I don't see... anything else.
Oh shi- this person.
What are they saying? Something blueberry banana chocolate?
Now I like the chocolate.
Now I like the chocolate.
Get ready kids, it's time for your favorite snack.
Blueberry, banana, white chocolate?
Who was in here?
Hey girls, from now on it's a chocolate.
That's red kids.
It's time for your favorite snack.
I don't know.
Blueberry banana white chocolate.
Blueberry banana white chocolate.
Oh no.
It makes two kids like nobody come.
Hey, it's me, a summer like mine.
It makes two kids like nobody come.
I have a spooky I baked last night
just get all the ingredients right
I have Estes
Listen, listen to me
Make it right and eat Boneswell
Oo Loz and A
Na Na No
Easy Kix
Na Na Wo Wo of Na Na
Na No
Easy Kix
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Sommže leaks man
I baked s chips
It's like nobody counts
Hey, it's me, it's a malefic man
He picks cookies like nobody counts
In the ingredients
On the other cookie I picked last night
Just get all the ingredients right
I'm a good boy, a good little baby
Make it right and you won't smell
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Brother, I feel like a banana is correct.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
He gets la la la la la la la la la la
He gets hey it's me it's a little man
He begs cookies like nobody can
Hey it's me it's a little man
He begs cookies like nobody can
I have a cookie I baked last time
And played the white chocolate game
It's all the ingredients right
I have some fruits in sweetness as well
Make it right and you won't swell
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hey it's me, it's summerlet man
He breaks the kids like nobody
Where'd they get a blueberry pickle upstairs?
Okay, where would white chocolate be?
Why does it look deranged?
Why is the ghost eating an almond?
Alright, I'm guessing the white chocolate is going to be around here because that's where
with the rain's white chocolate
kid eater
this is a shangly river
Augustus!
Augustus!
there we go, we got it
Augustus!
eyeballs
It smells like a lot of man.
It smells like a lot of man.
I'm a latman!
It makes cookies like nobodies.
I have a cookie I baked last night.
Just get all of it in the inside.
I have some fruits that's sweet as well.
Now do it for a gun, eh?
Hey, get the...
Are you happy?
Oh!
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there you are!
I was wondering where you went.
Hello!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Sorry, sorry, gone!
Hey, it's me!
Oh!
I'm sending for a cookie!
Ah!
I'm sending for a cookie!
Ah!
Oh my god!
Come now, you're just freakin' broke!
I'm sending for a cookie!
I'm sending for a cookie!
I'm sending for a cookie!
I'm sending for a cookie!
Come on, come down, you're just freakin' broken!
Ooh, yummy!
I don't know if I want to eat that, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I want to eat that.
I don't want to eat it.
I don't want to eat it!
really don't want to eat it like can't like can't you eat it
I don't have a choice, I guess.
Oh, no.
Uh oh, were the ingredients expired?
Oh god, how did the globe factory?
There's globe pain.
Look at all these globe stuff.
Cookie's yummy.
Gulp.
Gulp-y goop.
Gulp-y goop.
Gulp-y goop.
Gulp-gulp-gulp.
Every time I wake up, things are more and more fucked up.
Uh oh.
I don't know shit you missed the song
I should have been crazy oh shit I gotta take my man told her she tried me crazy
a fucking song oh no
not the only man song okay this game is fucking weird I feel like I'm on drugs
I feel like I am on a on drogues
I feel like I'm on fucking drogs
Hey it's me, I'm on it man
The
Omelette Man should have eaten the fucking cookie.
He's been fucking in the chef for a month for like a million years.
Oh hell no.
You did not just link to the Omniman song.
Oh my god.
Ain't no fucking way.
Also, that's the craziest mustache ever, holy shit.
I'm curious.
It's so f- I know it's so f- c- catchy, fuck.
Hey, it's me, it's on my land man!
Somebody wrote in a review, I refuse to play past the cafe just so I can listen to the on-the-man on repeat.
No!
Oh my god.
No!
Hi, it's me, it's Amon Antman!
Okay, I'm back to whatever the fuck this is.
From part 3
Oh, bad.
What?!
Oh, my God.
Hold the spring.
But I'm still running to mid.
Somebody got a 28 company was happening here.
Get up!
Come on!
What is that?!
What is going on?!
What is going on?
What is this? This is so weird!
Some meat, some farm, some food, her farm.
What the fuck did I just watch?
What the fuck did I just watch bro?
I'm so confused.
Is Betty's key though? What the fuck? What the fuck?
What am I fucking watching?
I'm guessing there's cameras behind these mirrors or some shit.
I'll suck.
No, freaky-ass little king.
No, freaky ass little kid.
Princess Castle? That's my castle.
Yeah, those have kinda like Rainforest Catholic, I'm telling you.
Bro, I'm telling you, Rainforest Cafe, bro!
Where the fuck am I supposed to run to?
It has like, it's like, remember that, when I was like,
like guys imagine you're like in a rainforest cafe and like every time
you're about to leave when you open the door you walk into another rainforest
cafe and it's just in this rainforest cafe this is what it's like to live in
here it's true came true the rainforest cafe and this rainforest cafe I have to
P so bad it's the endless rain forest cafe
It's not infinite idea, it's the endless rain forest cafe
God, what are we doing?
I'll be right back. I'm gonna pee
You say play the song oh my I forgot I forgot to fucking let the pause
at FPL what FPL
Well, does this game even pause?
for
Vago
You're not hearing the music, bro.
What the fuck?
You won't hear anything?
Wait, have you not heard anything at all?
I don't know.
Have you not heard anything at all?
I've literally been playing music this whole time.
You guys don't hear it at all?
Am I going insane?
Well, well, fuck me then.
Oh my god.
Was it all my head?
God I quit I quit I quit I quit everything I quit everything I quit
I could everything. I could everything.
I could everything.
I want to go to the bathroom bro!
You
I'm going to go to the next one.
Bum bum.
Attention freaks, it's me!
Are you about what?
POTATO!
Goodbye!
I'm back.
I swear to God, my shoe better be working.
I should better leave. Okay, working. I swear to God.
Am I? Am I lagging? Or is it just my imagination?
No?
Where?
What the fuck?
Is that all in my head?
No, don't tell me that!
Are you fucking lying?
Bonjour, Mousy.
I hope you're doing well.
I just want to thank you yesterday for letting me be your proxy bidder.
It was an honor to bid for Satan herself and I hope I did well.
for sating myself and I hope I did well.
Thank you for listening to my voice.
Thank you, thank you for helping me.
I'm a damn bitch.
I sound like that.
Love ya.
What the fuck?
No, you sound great.
Guys, for those of you that don't know, yesterday, Connor had his auction and Emma was my proxy
because I was a potato and I couldn't go into voice chat and Emma was my proxy and Emma
bid on items for me and I won!
I won!
I won!
I won!
I won!
I won!
I won!
I won!
I was like,
Emma was like,
What's your cap?
How much is your cap?
5K on each item.
I was like, Emma, let it rip until 5K bro.
On every item,
let it rip until 5K is fine!
On every item,
let it rip until 5K bro.
If it gets to that point, it's fine.
that point it's fine it's for good cause it's for the
spectrality potato model when oh what I already got a potato
model bro I can't that's why I had the way to cryptic left bro I can't be
cryptic that man is like a good gillionaire you can't beat him that man
I don't know. He's like a black hole. His bank is a black hole
This bank account is a black hole, bro, I
Don't know I'm like bro
For four months. I've wondered what the fuck does he do for a living that allows him to
Spend so much fucking money. I'm like, holy shit, bro. Are you kidding me?
He's a proxy for basils?
Did he win the mother-nose breast DVD?
You know what? I can't even say it's a parody, bro. It's a parody!
Oh my god, it's a great thing, great thing, but I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I fucking hate chase scenes, bro. I don't like them.
Enough with the fucking chase scenes!
This is why like I hate like there's a certain games that I fucking hate bro.
I like this is why I I fell out of love with Poppy playtime and why like when when Kaseo
talked about subliminal like I was like I don't know bro.
I-I-I-I-I-I love Poppy Playtime, bro. I loved it, but holy shit.
It just became chase scene after chase scene after chase scene after chase scene.
I was like, bro, I'm running from my life, the whole fucking game. I can't.
I can't keep doing this.
Enough with the chase scenes, bro.
Is this the girls' room?
Girls!
I love the the boys get a fucking nasty-ass forest outside and the girls get a beautiful castle
Beautiful castle for the girls
Boys you sleep outside like a dog
Boys outside
Yeah, what if the boys want a fucking castle?
What if the boys want to sleep in a castle?
Can't they sleep in a castle?
Girl, stay inside.
I'm stuck here, I don't like that creature thing, I thought he was my friend.
I thought the Bobo guy was my friend until he decided to have a fucking tantrum and now
we're not friends.
We're not friends anymore.
Thumbs down.
What the fuck?
Where's my little friend?
Hello?
What's up, bag?
Oh, brother, this place stinks!
Oh my god, my puppy friend, you're my bestie!
Oh, it's just here. Thank you, puppy.
Hey, what the fuck? Don't you dare hit my dog, you pig!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you shit!
Don't you dare!
I'm a fucking dog!
Gahhhhhhhhhh!
AHHHHHH!
GAHG!
GAHG!
GAHG!
GAHG!
GAHG!
GAHG!
GAHG!
I can't believe this fucking game, bro.
This fucking game!
Motherfuckin' game!
My boy! My boy!
You're so cute, my boy!
This motherfuckin' game, bro.
Motherfuckin' game.
I don't know where the fuck I'm supposed to go.
And they make you replay them, they replay the whole thing, bro.
Bro, what the fuck?
I pressed the button in the middle, oh.
Oh my god, I can't...
AHHHH!
Little baby, little baby, little baby!
No!
Hi!
What the hell?
Ahhhh!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
AHHHHHHHH!
Um...
What?
What?
Welcome to the second floor, kids.
Are you ready...
What the fuck?
To submit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck just happened?
Ah
Ah
That was such a weird fucking name, but it was entertaining and strange.
We go.
Hey, it's me.
It's Omelette Man.
He bakes cookies like nobody can.
Hey, it's me.
It's Omelette Man.
He bakes cooking like nobody can.
I have a cookie I baked last night.
Just put all ingredients right.
I have the fruits and sweeteners as well. Make it right and you won't swell.
Also the pink guy self sucked on cam, so that's neat.
I have so many thoughts.
I have so many thoughts.
I have a lot of thoughts.
What a bizarre game.
I liked it though.
It was very weird.
But I liked it. Also, the ending was very like, it reminded me of like the first chapter of Poppy Playtime, how like, it was like the introduction, and it was like, whoa, you know?
Uh, Dark Pals is a mascot horror game created by the folks behind the Horror Skunks YouTube channel.
A parody of mascot horror, particularly of the Elsagate-style videos that infest YouTube.
Interesting.
I mean, it was weird as shit. I liked it.
I feel bad about the dog.
I'm glad that, like, uh, we didn't have to see what happened to the dog.
I'm kind of pissed off, I'm kind of, I am pissed off at what happened to the dog.
I'm not happy.
Not happy with how that turned out.
I'm gonna be very sad.
Yeah, he became my friend and then he died!
I'm... I'm... upset.
Hmm
You don't see him die so he's coming back for the only thing was get his tongue without which makes me very very sad
We got the we got to pat him they let us pat him
The music was pretty good, the atmosphere was pretty good, I really liked the game, it
was very very weird.
I was very fucking weird.
I enjoyed it.
Here you go.
I have a cookie I baked last night
Just get all the ingredients right
I have some fruits that sweeten up the smell
Make it right and you won't smell
You'll bury another white chocolate
Easy, okay?
You'll bury another white chocolate
Easy, okay?
Oh my god, did somebody do a one hour loop of the song?
What happened to the three people in the Omelette Man Song?
I would like to know the same thing.
What happened to the three people in the Omelette Man Song?
Stop, please.
Do you hate whimsy?
Do you hate happiness?
Do you hate whimsy happiness, peace and love?
Do you hate me?
You must.
You must.
You must hate me.
ASAP!
There is a one hour version. Do you want to hear it?
Do you want to hear it? The one hour version.
Boop bgm unlocked!
By tomorrow, the song will be stuck in everybody's head, and yes it will, if I have anything
to do about it not so fast open up
Hey, it's me, it's summer last night,
He makes cookies like nobody can.
Hey, it's me, it's summer last night,
He makes cookies like nobody can.
I have a cookie I baked last night,
Just get all the ingredients right.
I have some fruits that's sweet as the swell,
Make it right and you won't swell.
You're very bad at white chocolate.
Oh, he's having a good time recording that song.
Alright, you can buy Darkfell's on Steam.
We truly, truly, truly need your support, so please, please, please...
I bought it! Don't worry!
Thank you guys.
I bought it, don't worry, bro.
Don't worry, bro, I bought it.
Don't worry, I did it.
I did it, bro, don't worry.
Don't worry, I'm body.
I'm body.
Don't worry, I'm body.
I'm body.
I'm body.
I'm not a bra, I'm not a bra.
Cause you show feet, you wanna see my feet?
Feet be tapped feet.
A tippy tap, step on my feet.
They're so tiny.
Alright, I have small feet that big ass feet.
Alright, I have small feet that big ass feet.
You can keep your feet big if you want to.
Did I tell you I sent a picture of my shoes to Connor
It was like that's a small- it was like what the fuck?
It was like those small shoes that are fucking seen, what the fuck?
I sent them a picture of my crocs.
It was like how does anybody's feet fit in there?
Like those are my shoes!
My feet!
Your Barbie doll crux.
You got Peggy Hail feet?
My feet are like the size of...
iPhone 15?
What size is iPhone 15?
My feet is like size, my shoe, I wear like size like 5 to 6, I think the biggest size
shoe I could wear is a 6, smallest size is 5, so I'm around 5.5 to 6, is that as big
is an iPhone? They make shoes that small? I guess they do make shoes that small.
The iPhone is bigger, shut the fuck up, no it's not.
Shut up, no it's not.
That's not children's feet, it is the size of my foot.
Yeah, so it's like 5 and a half six?
I want to say 5 and a half six, women's size.
That's some feet pro max, what the fuck?
You can save money because you fit into kids shoes.
Okay, but listen, I'm an adult, bro.
I can't be walking around in children's shoes.
Do I have some cute shoes that are not of the adult variety, yes.
some healies do you want me to break my neck?
Healies stream no! I'll break my fucking neck on healies!
I'm gonna be honest I I just started getting shoes okay cuz I didn't have shoes for a while
They had slippers cuz I stopped wearing shoes cuz I didn't go anywhere, but I started buying shoes again
I have some cropped. I got some crockies
I have some crockies
I actually have three crocs. I have three fucking crocs, bro.
I have cinnamon roll crocs. I have these black crocs. And then I have these special pink crocs that have like few flowers in the case of Goo Goo Gaga feet.
At least they can walk on a treadmill.
Yeah, my Goo Goo Gaga feet can walk on a fucking treadmill.
Oh shit, they released a trailer for the ghost in the show anime?
why you say google gag after that's so fucked up bro
I don't have Google Gag at feet.
I have feet feet.
Women's feet.
Wait, are they gonna animate it like...
old school?
Like...
Is it like old school style?
They are real.
No fucking way they're gonna do it like old fucking...
old school anime style.
Oh my god, this is gonna be so peace, what the fuck?
It's like, I'm watching...
Oh, okay.
It's like I'm watching all 80s anime!
Oh my god!
Oh, you don't understand.
Somewhere I know.
Oh my god, it takes my brother.
You understand, my brother loves Ghost in the Shell.
He had a crush on her so bad.
That was like his girl.
I saw pictures of her everywhere.
How old is your brother? He's old!
The name of the woman is Kusanagi Motoko.
It contains information about the Kouan Kyukano vs. Kero Yohin.
If I recall Roxy loves shoes right, I bet she'll be very helpful in finding baby shoes
for you mouse.
Crush your balls with my baby shoes.
BAM!
The time to freeze is near.
The time to freeze is near.
Small shoes, crush small balls.
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Hey too, Mousy. Have you watched the last Warframe trailer?
I have not.
Okay, well, probably enjoy it.
Acastrati, let's give it a little twist. A little twist. Just give it a little twist.
I need to give it a little twist.
I open streaming and hear about the skibbity little twi-
SKIBBITY!
I didn't say anything about no skibbity!
I didn't say nothing about no skibbity!
I didn't say anything about skibbity!
No skibbity stuff here!
I didn't say shit about no skibbity!
Oh no, now I sa-
Tch!
Hey, that game was good.
That was a good game. I enjoyed that. I didn't like the fucking pacifier monster
rule. That was gross. That's fucking gross, bruv. That's fucking gross, bruv. That's fucking
gross bro fucking gross mate it was a lot of brawl i thought it was a douche this whole time
i thought it was a fucking douche when does retail hell come out i'm waiting
make 21st fucking shit balls i've been waiting for this game to come out forever man
No, we're over
I've been waiting for the game to come out forever how come all the games I'm waiting for have not come out yet
They do it just to spite me, that's so fucked up.
Guess who was their fifth kid on the way?
Is your fifth kid on the way?
Congratulations.
Five children, that's a lot.
a lot but you know I'm Latina and Catholic so I know many people who have
very large families
I'm talking like more than 10 kids
I'm talking more than 10 kids I'm talking more than 12 kids I'm talking
more than 13 kids. I'm talking more than 15 kids.
Holy, yes, I do know somebody who has had more than 15 children.
Quite a large family.
That sounds unhealthy, I mean.
And it's the same husband and wife. Isn't that crazy?
I've heard someone who's had over 60 kids.
The only thing I know about something like that is like,
uh, there was like a guy that was like a sperm donor.
It turns out like he donated, he fathered like 90,
like how many kids did he father?
Like 60 kids or some shit?
I don't know.
And then one day all of his kids like tried to contact him.
Didn't they make a movie out of that?
There was a doctor that swapped his in instead.
Okay, well, I didn't know I was gonna throw up today, but here we are.
Oh my god, you don't game I've been dying to play.
That was one of them that I wanted to play Outer Wilds.
I need to figure out when to play Outer Wilds.
I won't play Outer Wilds, but I know that's a fucking commem-y.
I know that's a commem-y.
How long to beat Outer Wilds?
15 to 20 hours.
Yeah, that's like Gigo's favorite game.
Underwild and Alan Wake 2 are my favorite games. Okay, well, I only agree with one part of your statement. Try to guess which one.
I tried so hard to like fucking Alan Wake, I tried so hard, I tried, I really did, I
just couldn't.
Oh, I loved blueprints.
I loved blueprints.
Oh, blueprints.
wait blueprints will be fawn right now
He played for quite a while, blueprint?
We're playing Astroneer with the girls in a week.
I'm excited.
Oh, I want to play No Man's Sky too.
No man's sky is a bit on my mind.
No man's sky is a bit on my mind.
You know what sounds fun? Stardew?
Stardew Valley!
Stardew, like Stardew Valley, Stardew Valley,
like the Stardew Valley from the Stardew Valley.
crime scene cleaner it was even better start I asked Pete what he wants to play
start to I don't think he wants played today he was like I can play I've got a
whole week to game I will for sure let you know he said he was gonna let me know
So, when you can play.
Almost that's a light mouse. I must see our child.
I must see our child!
I'm gonna do...
What's content up to?
Oh my god it's Pete's song.
It's Pete's song!
I think about Peter every time I hear this.
Boon!
Boon!
Thank you for the raid though!
Boon, thank you for the raid though!
I hope you had fun playing game.
What game did you play bro?
Do you want to play vintage stories?
Oh yeah, didn't you say you were a re-story vintage story?
When is it?
Boon, what are you doing tomorrow?
Do you want to play repo tomorrow?
It's still mind-blowing that Outer Wilds moves the map around the player, not the other way
around.
Also I'd suggest checking out a game called Species Unknown.
It's like Alien Isolation, Phasmo, Amongus mixed into one.
Wait, I think we played, I swear I think I played that game already.
I swear I think I played it.
New vintage story server dropping soon we have a larger mod pack and we're going to have different villages
You will break off into if you are interested in a light or P experience.
I'm interested.
I'll be ready in about a week or two also I could play repo if late enough late enough
what does that mean?
Like how late are you talking about?
Oh yes I play species unknown with Chaya what play?
Thanks, fuck you, Ms. Darko!
Bro, there's only three games on my brain right now.
Is Stardew Valley, Climacy and Clear, and Tomodachi live?
Probably around 9 or 10 pm PST.
Mmmmm, you gotta celebrate a late Mother's Day.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
I haven't made anybody else feel island yet.
I need to make more people broke.
I've not had time.
I'll let you know when I'm done shooting.
Okay.
I love Tomodachi life, but I want to play more stuff too.
just a tomo dach. It was fun to play Dark Pals. That was fun. Uh, ah! Um, hold on, let
Let me, let me turn it on.
Happy baby baby.
Fibu tomodachi! Fibu tomodachi! Fibu tomodachi!
It's encouraging if I put fairy tale characters on my tomodachi life.
You can't put, you should put whoever you want on your island.
It's your island.
It's your item.
Look, anybody want your item?
I'd scroll and beat them all where you play as a punk band trying to save the world.
Roman Apocalypse brought by a black metal band, it has four player co-op, Charlie Murder.
Charlie Murder?
I've never heard of that.
What the fuck?
What are you doing, Wari?
Oh god.
Any is in the bushes?
Any is in the bushes?
Are you using the bushes?
Oh, uh oh. Oh no, who is it? Oh god.
Who is it? Who is it? Who had a baby? Who had a fucking baby?
Dear god, who had a baby?
Oh my god! Ahhhh!
We have a baby?
Oh my god, Chad! What a baby!
It's so cute. Do you think it's a boy or a girl?
Chad?
Either would be great.
Oh my god, you guys had a baby?
Girl!
Either!
Promise!
Mr. Boy!
Won't you look at that?
Our baby was born with face cake!
Now, I'm your doctor, but that's probably normal.
Aaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah! What the fuck!
I
Looks it looks cool
You like the name Jacob
What is this a fucking
What the fuck
Well then, maybe you have the perfect name for my child.
What are we gonna name him bro?
Taterino?
Clipper?
Tubi?
Parasolcial?
Amulet man!
Chud!
In my mouth!
People!
TTS!
You like Chubby?
Chud is also good.
Gorp.
You like Chubi?
Chud is also good, GORP.
Ahah, clip channel.
Mistake!
General Chat.
Chud is so mean.
Potato!
It's not a girl, bro, it's a boy.
Disappointment.
We have to, we have to, we have to vote on a name.
Are we gonna call him Chubi?
Chubi is our couple name, Five Gifted.
Chaturino Chud.
Gifted Sub.
Tier 3.
Chahopper!
We can't name him, we're gonna name him Grifter.
Parasocial. Suspicious user.
Volumen parasocial.
Oh, parasocial.
You're so cute.
Little parasocial.
Parasocial?
Parasocial?
You can't- movie you can't pronounce parasocial, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, so that's actually pretty good.
What kind of personality do you think our kid will have?
Oh, who knows?
We're going to raise this kid with all of the love and care in the world.
But we hope you'll keep an eye out for our child, too.
Yeah, yeah, sure thing.
Oh, Parasocial?
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
Oh my god, it likes Kuchy Day cake too?
Kuchy Day cake?
Kuchy Day cake?
What the fuck?
Booby and Jeans just does not look right.
Why does he keep that shit on his head?
You guys won't lose the fucking head, dog, these are your heads!
Oh my god, look at him with his wobbly little legs.
They grow up so fast.
Oh my god, Chad is so bald.
It's so fucking cold! Look at that little baldie!
Bald!
Baldass, baby! Bald, baby!
Aw.
Aw, little bald baby.
So bald.
I
Social sure did grow up in a flash
Good evening Satan. Oh my long enough to live on my own now
This island is pretty comfortable, so I wouldn't mind living here
But there's a whole big world out there too. Where do you think I should live?
You guys want me to send them away huh?
You guys don't want to keep him?
Take him out!
You guys don't want to keep him?
What the fuck?
You guys want me to send them away, huh?
You guys don't wanna keep him?
Take him away!
You guys don't wanna keep him?
What the fuck?
Towers booting.
Send him away.
Oh my God.
You wanna kick him off?
Bro.
What the fuck?
Take responsibility.
For the abomination that you created.
Look at that thing.
Fake responsibility.
For the abomination.
The abomination, bro.
She needs to visit Alaska.
Oh, yeah?
Is that what you think?
Oh, sun stays.
Okay, okay, live on the island.
Sounds good to me.
Holy shit.
Add care to social as an island resident.
Okay, he was born May 11.
Considerate daydreamer.
Please fix the mouth why yeah why are we fixing this make him gay everybody's gay
guys everybody's gay on the island you don't have to tell me okay okay I'll fix
This is mouth.
There, did you like it?
Don't edit our son.
Okay, okay, there, there, I put it back, I put it back.
I put it back, I put it back.
Move it out, na na na na na na, either we change it or we keep it, na na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na, just a little lower, no!
You can't edit his mouth because you guys have a fucked up mouth!
Oh my god, he looks so fucked up.
Edit voice?
Why? His voice is fine!
That's little shit.
Voice edit like us?
Oops!
Amicable, thoughtful, honest, innocent does things at their own pace.
Idealistic and romantic often has their head in the clouds, but finds a lot of great ideas up there.
Oh, parasocial.
I'm now a full-fledged resident. Thanks for looking out for me.
What will Booby's nickname be?
What will he call his dad?
Uh...
Papa.
Father thing.
Papa.
Father.
Good evening, bothered.
Paras- oh, a booby called parasocial.
Oh, a booby called his son.
Parasocial, you look great.
Spawn.
Good evening, spawned.
would say my spawn my spawn how does it
okay what is the what is he gonna call you chat what would he call his
His parent.
Muhami!
Mimadre.
Zaddy.
Zaddy, you look great today.
I
My son
He's so happy!
Good job, he's so happy!
Would it be when peasant be when greeting or starting a sudden fan?
When greeting, I guess.
Oh, ending.
Eh?
Present.
Present.
There you go.
As a demon? Oh, well, I'd as a demon next.
Well, I'd as a demon next.
Thank you. Now I feel more like myself, hasn't?
You're welcome.
It's rolling!
Ha!
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.
Yes?
Here's what's happening on our island.
Tell me!
The Ocean Development Project took another stride today, once again allowing the island to grow larger.
We're growing!
If the early excited resident has been screaming, the island must be bigger.
We must have more island.
More.
As before, adding new residents will expand the surrounding sea, enabling the island's continued growth.
Thanks for watching, I'm going to be interrupting you today.
The island must grow!
It kinda does look like the US a little.
I'm gonna take that.
What is the city in this house? How do we invade it?
We must invade! Everything!
The island is reclaiming land? The island is Dutch confirmed.
Dutch!
I complete all that, let's just finish everything I guess.
I'm going to learn karate.
Booze?
This is the news for May 11th, 2026.
We've got a rather baffling story to report regarding mysterious stickers that have appeared
on electric poles around the island.
The stickers all seem to resemble a T-day cake, but their realistic nature has captured the
attention of many island residents. Investigators are looking into the phenomenon, but they
themselves are becoming distracted gazing at and smelling the stickers. That's right,
they have a scent. No word yet on if they also have a taste, but the search is on for
a sticker so lolly air who can provide answers. We asked residents for their reactions.
Excuse me, Perich.
Hey, is anybody watching?
Thanks for watching.
I'm Neyanners, and this is Iphone4Aprop News.
I'm just checking up on you.
I just thought of something.
Would you trade a random memory of me for untold riches?
What?!
It's time for my friend to go back to the hotel!
Ah!
Uh...
Depends on the memory.
Come, that's fair.
If it's something like me eating cereal that one time, you could probably let that go!
What?
Oh?
Ah?
What's up?
Oh my god.
As a man, I know tomorrow is going to be rough, but my mind is racing too much to fall asleep.
What's happening tomorrow?
What the fuck?
What's happening tomorrow?
What's happening tomorrow?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
I get the strange feeling I'm being watched at home lately.
But I'm sure of it. Someone's watching me.
What? It's me!
I'm sure there's no one here.
I'm watching. We're all watching.
You're probably right, Kitten. It's just my imagination.
Everybody called you Kitten.
Oh my god! He floats! And he floated to the bathroom!
Parasocial!
Huh?
Flap it, Ari.
Good seeing you.
Good seeing you.
My look is lacking a certain something.
Can you get me some headwear? That matches my current outfit.
Headwear?
Uh...
What about this?
That was a hit!
She liked it!
Come on!
Huh?
Alright Pete, what's going on?
A hoi hoi, Satan!
Why do you say a hoi hoi?
I've been thinking too hard. My head feels so fuzzy inside, man.
Let me take a look.
Help me clear my mind.
I'm sorry.
Hugh, I feel so much better now, man.
You're welcome, man.
Let me give you a treat. Here's some Pesto Pasta.
Yum!
His voice seems off. What do you mean?
It's peaking?
Yeah cuz he's loud.
Oh, your general clutch.
Their secret? To low-douchy power?
Oh shit.
They did it!
Oh.
Oh, I have that dream again.
The dream manifest of treasure, you got the shopping channel show.
Oh, oh good for you.
What's up?
Aga!
Here you go.
Yum!
Oh, she really liked it.
I'll bring someone.
I'll bring Heniel.
Oh, she's playing with her alpaca.
Oh, she's playing with her alpaca.
Here.
She's always playing with her alpaca rule.
Are you alright?
Please help me, eh?
Um, have you tried not doing that?
No, I actually haven't.
I saw lava.
I don't know, I can tell the difference.
You're a real lifesaver, eh?
It was no trouble at all.
There you go.
Yeah, grab a...
Oh, oh.
Oh, a barco?
Hey, listen to this. Can I see your bag of Maldietables collection?
What?
Hey, listen to this. The other day, Abel caught a giant bug.
Hey, listen to this. It's okay to watch TV instead of doing my work, right?
Hey, listen to this.
He's talking in the light.
You're a big fan of being covered in cicadas, right?
What?
Hey, listen to this.
You must be pretty good at tongue twisters, huh?
Hey, listen to this.
Do you ever wish you were taller?
What the fuck?
Ah!
Oh!
I had that dream again.
A light bulb?
Oh, uh, what's up?
Yum.
She liked it.
Oh, she's talking to him, walking down the street.
What's going on?
Oh, nothing.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, what a weird dream.
You got a hand mirror.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, what's up?
Nothing, goodbye.
Uh oh.
Oh!
Don't open your eyes yet.
Come on!
It's so cozy.
I want to be sweet parts you got it my heart hurts I can't hold back my feelings
Oh, God!
I need to tell her how I feel.
I don't know if he's gonna be able to handle being rejected a second time.
Maybe it might work?
Yeah, the worst you can say is no.
Never give up Shia.
We should just let him do it.
When you move your big head, fuck you!
I might make my head even bigger.
You know what the fuck that says.
oh my god the boat difference what the fuck where should I contest my love
shit uh this place to moria restaurant Ferris wheel island spot
Ferris wheel because then she can't run away wait didn't he do the Ferris wheel before no
Oh shit we can't go back to the Ferris wheel bro
We'll do an island spot.
Oh my god.
Lookin' in front of the Paris Wheel!
Here, in front of the beach!
How should I confess my feelings?
The old fashioned way romantically, arrogantly, desperately, cuely with a gift for the catchphrase
by shouting.
Stop desperately!
Stop desperately!
Stop desperately!
Stop! That's really...
Everybody sing desperately.
I feel like...
Hey bro!
I'm between Desperate and with the catchphrase.
What a peg me!
Did I change when I'm wearing first?
Oh shit.
You should change.
No?
You look great.
Let's see what it is.
Let me go to the shop to see if there's anything cute.
Oh my god, they got a fucking cowboy suit.
Oh they have this dress, it's so cute!
Put him in the dress.
Thanks. How am I looking? I think you look super cute.
Alright. It's time to psych myself up and say how I really feel.
Alright, four ears, let's go.
Four ears means double luck.
Please.
I'll climb every tree on commune with you and shout my affection for all to hear.
Go out with me, buff.
The one who truly loves both is me.
Hold it right there.
What?
The one who truly loves both is me.
What? Since when?
I'm the one who's always loved buff.
Even more than life itself.
Since when? Not again!
SCAN! NO! OH COME ON!
OH NO!
I CAN'T NEED YOUR FEELING ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
MAAAACK. NOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! I cannot! I can't believe this is the second time!
Shaggy! Shaggy! No!
What the fuck do I do, bro?
I
Blah blah here have this year chin it's delicious you love it
No way you love that shit what the fuck
He ate the spines and everything.
Bro, he ate it with spines and all.
Hey, you know what I heard, maybe?
Maybe, um...
Maybe...
Uh...
Uh, maybe...
Maybe...
Maybe some shopping on the Home Shopping Channel.
What shot me down?
What if like uh, uh, uh, I don't know, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm on a trip.
Here, have a something candle to calm down your mood.
I was prepared to fail, but I wasn't prepared to fail!
Alright, well I'll send you on a trip, okay?
Come!
Well, Candy seems like-
Good evening.
Candy seems like they're fine!
Here's my pitch.
I feel like I could use a style update.
You know, something new to wear.
You know, something new to wear.
I'll get you something.
Uh...
Candy bro, like what the heck, man?
I can't believe this.
I can't believe this.
Um, how about, uh...
I have a feeling Candy did it on purpose bro it feels like it was on purpose because Candy
is not even affecting.
What the fuck is up with that?
Candy was there for the giggles?
You want a Giggle?
You want a laugh?
I'm putting you in a made-up costume.
And he liked it!
And he liked it!
I speak with them.
I speak with them.
Perfect.
Here's my pitch. I feel a bit more like myself.
I'm glad you feel more like yourself. I'm glad. I'm happy for you.
I'm happy for you. Continue to feel more like yourself.
Here, let me give you some food.
Some pesto pasta.
Yum!
They really liked it!
What is going on? Wait, Froggy wants something. Hold up.
Froggy?
Good evening.
Can you recall those pets are kind of sparse?
Don't you think?
Think we could have the on scenery buying some things along the pets?
Show me your vision.
What?
Okay.
Whatever you say.
It will cost $70.
$70!
Right now!
Oh yeah?
Jesus!
Let's get going!
All done. Take a look whenever.
Okay here let me give you some food.
Here some pesto pasta.
Yum.
I'm still finding, I'm trying to find what people love bro.
Still haven't found it yet.
I've only found one person who kind of loves something.
Want pesto pasta now?
I'm so bad! Not pasta pasta for you!
Inya, Manduka?
Oh! Let's play Shadow, please!
Gayo!
Okay, Gayo!
Here's your first victory, Shadow!
What do you think it is?
What the fuck?
A bird's nest.
The answer is...
A bird's nest.
Next, your second mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
The co-co-lee.
The answer is...
A co-co-lee.
And finally, the last mystery shadow.
What do you think it is?
A scoochy day cake.
A correct answer, baby.
A scoochy day cake.
Hehehe, you're welcome.
Congratulations, you win!
I got Tobodachi Life!
There's no fucking way I got Tobodachi Life!
Huh?
I've got some time on my hands!
Do you want to try bowling with me?
Sure.
Oh my god.
Perfect.
Ta-da!
Hey!
Congratulations! You won!
Hey!
Time for ya?
What the fuck is that? A crystal?
Why can't I ever get the dog?
Alright, we gotta do something.
We're gonna send Shy on a trip now.
We gotta send him on a trip now!
We gotta send him on a trip now!
What is happening there?
We're sending him on a trip.
The central is your kid...more!
Oh, a central eastern Europe tour.
Are you really giving this to me?
Yes.
Thank you.
A change of scenery could help me take my mind off things.
Yes, you're gonna have a great time.
Well, here I go.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh my god, he went by himself!
He was hurt so much!
This is Austria's Shun Fruin Palace.
Shun indeed.
Say cheese.
I'm shy!
Oh my god, he suffered so much in this playthrough.
It's always time for astronomy.
This is Proxesternum the Bullflock.
Thank you.
Living the mountain life in Coffrey, Stitsa, Hulgaria.
Thank you.
The end.
Going on that trip did wonders for my mood.
You're welcome.
I feel so much better now.
I'm so glad.
This souvenir is for you.
For me?
A handkerchief.
Thanks.
Chief, thanks!
I'm feeling better now.
I'm so glad you're okay. I was worried about you.
Oh my god.
Welcome, Finn!
We're running a special sale today, so the bacon...
What's the maximum I could get?
I had to get up early to make this bacon.
It doesn't give me a maximum?
Oh, 99 bacon.
They say only the most distinguished meat shop here.
I'm going to be in a one-stop shop.
My bacon has a reputation for being the best ever.
Stay fresh, boy.
There's a lot of bacon.
Be sure to stop by again this afternoon.
I bought a bacon.
Welcome.
Oh shit, chewing gum.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Gum is not food?
Well, tell that to them.
Tell that to the judge.
Oh my god, it's you, Ponte.
Ponte, you need to eat.
Here, have some space food.
Maybe you'll like that.
What the fuck, you're a freak!
As a man, do you watch the news daily?
I make the news so you should really check out yeah you make the news huh yeah you make the news
like it
Okay, we take them to me.
Oh, they're gonna meet Hanya, he's never met, oh.
Here we are.
As a man, hi, I'm Conchant.
What's your name?
Nice to meet you.
Choo for the tip!
I can't die here!
That's a man.
It's for man!
Parking.
That's a man.
I say check seat, Senate's on first, man.
Come on.
I get along.
Oh, there's something now?
Okay, on the property.
Oh, oh.
No, not you Hanna, not you.
Thanks for the, um, hello lolly.
Hello lolly.
Who's say?
He's 8-0!
Only a few days old!
Oh no, how did that fail?
I'm going to the flashlight for someone.
Here.
What?
Oh, help, Aduka.
Here's my pitch. Are you alright?
Please help me, eh?
Well, this is really, really strange, but I'm sure you'll be fine.
You know what?
I'm going to go ahead and trust you.
You're a real lifesaver, eh?
Yes, eh!
Here's my pitch.
No need to thank me.
Eh?
A?
Here's my pitch. I had a great time with Haruka.
Yeah, Caddy! Will you stop starting trouble?
Please!
Please!
Please stop starting trouble, please!
I'm biting you!
Uh-oh, Parasocial, what's going on?
Um...
Morning?
Parasocial at Discord server checking in?
Yes?
I could go for some breakfast.
Oh, you're hungry?
Here, have some water as local Moco is.
Yum.
I don't like Loco Moco because Moco is... Moco is boogers in Spanish.
So that's kinda gross.
How did they enginment that?
Stitsky?
Between the 1490s and the 1520s, did I pass the quiz?
Is it worth it?
Juan, you need to make content.
We haven't met yet, have we?
My name is Parasocial.
So nice to meet you, Parasocial.
I'm content.
Oh, no, they're talking about Coachie Decay!
Of course, the whole bit of birthday they're talking about is Frank's!
Frank's children!
They will be children!
Have officially met!
What's going on, Pete?
Hey, try to guess what I'm thinking!
Oh my god!
I don't know. What could it be?
I forgot about this shit.
I love you! Can I inquire a-
Pete, what the fuck, man?
Oh, really? I don't really feel any particular way about you, Pete.
Oh, no.
Hold up. Did I just get rejected during my own practice run?
PEEEETA!
NOOOOO!
Oh my god.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe.
Warman.
He rejected even in his imagination.
Guys, Froggy was talking to the fountain.
Wake up, guys.
What?
Oh, uh, what's up?
Hermos, stop.
Hardly, hardly, excuse.
Yes.
Oh, mouse.
Monkey.
Let's get it
Yes
Oh, mouse
Monkey
Huh
What the f-
What the fuck?
Why?
Why they do this?
Oh god, now you see see her!
Look at her little bea-head!
Is this how babies are made?
Not how babies are made.
I don't even know what the fuck they're doing!
Is that all they're gonna do all day?
Uh oh, what's happening in here?
What's happening in here?
Chat?
He wants to watch Pink Channel.
Let him watch Pink Channel.
Oh, shit.
May I watch a yellow channel?
No son of mine will watch a pig channel!
What the heck may I watch a pig channel?
They're still chasing each other.
They're still fucking chasing each other.
What?
What?
I don't want to help.
No way.
Morning, AI Kendi.
Do you feel like talking about?
What?
Totsikai?
What?
I was just talking about you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I was just thinking about toxic I to oh my god. I feel destiny at work here. Hey, I can be man
Please be friends with me
I've never been known to shy away from destiny. Let's be friends. Oh
My god, they're friends now
It went great!
Good friends!
Tomo Gachy Life?
Uh, people call Candy Candy.
Hey, Candy. Long time no see.
Oh, it's top of the morning, Keet.
Candy and I both can't stop thinking about toxic, yey.
So now we're friends.
It feels like Keith and I were fated to become friends.
It would smile brightly during conversation.
Oh, I feel a little different, man.
Santa Cora.
Oh, something's on Santa what?
What's that sign?
As a man, well, is this really the first time we've met?
Uncontent.
Hey, Cotton.
Hi, Froggy.
Come on, then, man, Froggy.
There you go.
Froggy.
In fact, I'm a QWC.
Asking advice on how to get better at doing drugs on street?
What the fuck?
Well, you know what?
If anything, he would ask her.
Ask me advice on how to get better at doing drugs on STREET!
What the fuck?!
Well, you know what?
If anything, he would ask her.
If anybody...
If he could ask anybody, he'd ask her.
He's an expert.
She's a professional.
Oh my god, me with this fucking egg.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
So delicious?
I just can't get enough?
This motherfucker is just straight up hitting on the front!
It's a name written on this, but if I don't look too closely, it could be my name for
all I know.
Oh, really talk to him.
Oh, monkey.
Mouse.
Oh, they're on a date now.
A date in my room?
So, you leave and charcoal with a grumpy?
The tallest of my son?
You're charming each other with other...with witty conversations.
I said, tap it little barge, so you leave and charcoal with a grumpy?
So first, live a tunnel with Jaxxumbo, barn clam, sure, live in grass and a lintel.
With my lot on the table tomorrow, wrong goal.
I know couple, sparnator saw haunt you close thing yesterday.
Oh, hey, I saw a little guy there.
Hey, what's happening?
And that's it for today.
What was that noise?
Oh.
We're having a heart to heart about that.
How did they get along so well? What the fuck?
They're talking about their life goals.
Oh you look so worried
Come on
Oh please, please
Please, please, please
Thank you guys
Uh oh
You're too cool.
So cool!
Very nice, Sam!
Nice!
Look at this!
We checked it twice already!
What are we going to do?
Oh my god, it took the tissues out now!
Oh my god, it took the tissues out now!
Oh my god, it's the T-shirt!
Oh my god, they're talking about whole boxes of t-shirts that I don't understand at all!
Oh my god!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Reeks
What the fuck?
Something on your mind.
Get up!
What kind of world?
What kind of wild animal am I?
A, uh, uh, kind of warm animal am I?
A post-in rat.
Chupacabra.
Chupacabra.
A Chupacabra.
I can totally see that now, Satan.
Yep.
Pete.
Go off sides.
Look, come to me, Pete.
Pardon me, could I have a moment?
My name is Giga, you know.
So nice to meet you, Giga.
I'm Pete.
So, you leave a jargle with a grumpy, and that's the tweedoodle-ass-devil-pack-crunchy.
I lost a plum whatever it was you were talking about, man.
What?
Si?
Uh, hey, sicken?
I was trying to learn more, but I have 14 marriage for Giga, but...
This is like the first time I've seen something like that happen.
Maybe Giga can explain it again.
Whoa?
That's the first time that's happened.
They all usually get along like right away, what the fuck?
Look at you, little old issues.
She's sad!
Huh? I'm in a bit of a funk. You know?
I tried explaining the intricacies of FF for a few minutes to Pete, but he started falling asleep while I was talking.
It's gonna be okay.
I
Have some bacon yum
She liked it, but now I like it.
Oh, it became her number 3, eh?
Her number... eh?
It became her number 3, eh?
Um, good mo-
Here's my pitch, I can't explain it, but buff is on my mind all the time lately.
Oh no.
Why is everybody in love above, bro?
Every time!
Every time!
Every time!
Every time!
Oh, you guys want to tell Candy that it's all in their head, eh?
Okay?
Okay.
I'm just making it up, huh?
Oh
Bro buff does have aura
Ones of aura
I'm always hanging out with Atoll.
Good morning, good morning.
We need to get your shit together, Buffa Young.
Buff please.
What the fuck?! Oh my god! She hates it!
Well, I'm glad we found what Shia talked to me, and it was really fun. I'd like to have a conversation with Shia forever.
That's too much for me right now.
Oh my god.
Yum.
Yum.
More space food? No! We're not giving more space food!
are you Shia? where is Shia? Shia, wake the fuck up bro!
Look, look in, Syla!
Syla, there's the book.
Oh, Syla, you little...
Syla, look in, please!
Syla, please!
Syla!
Syla, no!
Hey there.
Good morning.
You want a game to play Connor?
Huh?
As a man?
Alright.
I've been training and now I'm ready?
Why the play no repeats with a group of folks?
Let's play.
No repeats, food, cracker, lollipop mommy, uh, blue cheese, chocolate sundae, gummy candy,
Uh, chewing gum.
That's Dalbona.
Cream puff.
Um, brownie.
Grapefruit.
Granola parfait.
Boscipo.
Uh, cheese.
Habanero.
Apple.
Maple's mashed potatoes!
Cinnamon roll?
Yuckie tree?
Uh, gummy candy!
That's a brown man!
Out of time? What do you mean out of time?
As a man, hey, you can't win a wall, but you can get this as the consolation prize!
Look out, Connor!
Fuck you!
Too slow! Eat my balls!
Eat my fucking balls, Ro!
Feel like a game of me shadow quiz?
Sure!
Here's your first mystery me shadow!
Who do you think this is?
Taka!
The answer is...
Ruby.
Next up,
your second Mystery Me Shadow.
Who do you think this is?
Noobly!
The answer is...
Noobly.
And finally,
your last Mystery Me Shadow.
Who do you think this is?
Roogly!
The correct answer is...
Froggy?
Congratulations, you won.
Time for your prize, Mimi.
Oh, treasure box jewelry!
Oh, I'm getting that to myself!
Uh oh, what do you want chat, what happened?
Morning, are you hungry?
Oh, what?
What do I like to do with my friends?
What do I like to do with my friends?
Okay, front and slop.
I like to make out, wait, make, make?
Leg out and...
I didn't even understand what you're saying!
Here, have this.
Just some space food for you.
Cat, you're gonna learn karate.
Here you go.
You're welcome.
wait
does it say boobie and you are making it work are you guys in a fucking fight
what the fuck
what
oh uh what's up
Hey, you guys are in a fight, bro?
You guys are in a fucking fight?
Parasocial was the fixie baby, oh god.
When are people gonna learn?
We can't fix shit with babies.
Kitten and I worked really hard to raise our child up.
We're so proud.
I don't know, but you were just working out.
I'm kinda mad.
And it's kinda mad at you, bro.
What are you gonna do then?
Wake up, you ugly...
Wake up, ugly!
Oh, uh, what's up?
Don't talk to her inside like that!
Ugly!
I've actually been wanting to try my hand at going to a furry convention for a long time.
Yeah, your kid's a furry, bro.
What the fuck you guys say about that?
We're a kid!
What is happening here? What the fuck?
I felt a lot of blood. I wonder if I'll become French this week?
He-
WAH! He walks right faster!
Oh no, stop!
Sorry!
My mind hurts somewhere else!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
No, it's my fault.
You know...
Are you okay?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Yeah, I'm...
Fine, man.
Then we're both fine.
Good. Stay safe out there, you know.
Oh my god.
Bro, P, you've fallen off with like five different people!
I'll be right next time, man.
I like canine porous, but I also have feelings for Kika.
Do you think I really like-
Ah shit.
Uhhh...
Now what are we gonna do man?
Ah haaa haaa haa!
What?
Chas ain't no fucking way you're running from the Giga now!
Holy shit!
It's always goon di alley.
I feel my love for K-9 Groot is dying down.
I think I like Giga, man.
Oh man.
Oh shit.
Yeah, this isn't Doomgow, it's Doompea.
Oh my god.
Hey, no fucking way.
It's once a fucking dead.
Look at it! Oh my god, it's free!
We did it! We reached level 50!
Shhhh!
Cough!
Oh?
Here's a rough to bring you some breaking news!
An exciting travel destination is now available!
Africa!
An Africa tour is now available via travel tickets at Solution Fountain!
They went for my son!
I'm sorry!
We heard about beyond, and one resident is fully testing.
I hope I'm a make-it-gifted trip soon.
Not to really use the long time.
It looks like a witch has already been egged, so someone can eat immediately.
Stop by a wishing fountain to learn more.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Brody, and you're up to date!
What do I send on a train?
What should we send, um, send Pete?
What the fuck, can't see you so much with a 100 kisses, that's only shit!
Thank you for the 100 kisses!
Oh!
Are you really giving me an Africa tour?
Thank you so much!
Time to pet my becks, man!
I can't believe we took Carter to the trip. What the fuck? A boys trip?
Greetings from the pyramids of Pisa. What's the need to do to move into a place like this?
Thank you!
Connor, you ruined the shop!
Just having my mind blown, it's the winner!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Oh my god!
That was a wonderful trip.
Thanks so much for letting me take it, man.
No girls allowed on a boy's trip.
I have a souvenir for you, man.
For me?
What a colorful basket.
I need something really worth bragging about.
What do you mean?
Bring me a treasure that'll knock everyone's socks off.
A treasure that'll knock everyone's socks off?
You know, I feel like you and I have become very close.
Can I give you a special name that only I will use?
Sure, of course.
Uhhh...
What should you call me?
Boss?
Boss, good morning.
Oh, oops.
Boss, who's coming?
He will not call me honkers.
Can I have a drink?
Bosswoman, time to make this another awesome day!
I will not fuck you, Call me Hunker!
It has so natural calling you that!
I'm so glad you've become good friends!
Man!
I'll see you!
That weird noise?
Uh oh, what's going on Conrad Stug?
Wake up for her mouse, oh save him!
When I lost Cat, he's about 60 pounds.
What?
He's lost Cat?
Is this some kind of it?
Gravity wins again?
The 60 pound cat?
This is really, really strange, but I'm sure you'll be fine.
You know what? I'm going to go ahead and trust you.
As a man, please tell no one this happened to me.
I'm so glad you're alright.
Thank you so, so much.
I'm absolutely bursting with love for Connor now.
What?
Cut, cut. Stambi. Jim, whoopee.
What the fuck, this little beach in our pajamas?
Blue. As a man, flimper, slimper, get it kept rolling, shit kept, set.
And that's Sichuan Doodle that's settled kept, crunchy.
They're telling scary stories about Burma!
Watch the floor of the pond, or you'll have to suffer a lot of explanations.
So, you'll even charcoal the grumpy.
Huh? Uh-oh.
Do you have a moment?
Sure.
I would just love it if there were an outdoor shower right here.
What?
You wanna take a fucking shower?
That's so satisfying. Thank you.
I love living on Kanyo Riko.
Is she gonna turn it on?
Oh my on!
And they swim in the sea? I don't think so.
Oh no!
Wait for me, for me, for me.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I'm gonna eat you up!
Oh, I'm so scared!
Nice girl, everywhere bro!
Uh, I want to be sweet heart!
A. I want to be sweet, aren't I?
No one really knows me.
Why is P here?
I'm gonna wake me up.
Wake up.
You know what? I'll up my room.
Yeah?
Here you go.
Ta-da!
Giving up!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'm not giving- NAH!
Tell me where the fuck are you?
Oh, there you go.
Oh, Nietzsche.
Um, good morning.
Newie!
Wheel, wheel, wheel!
I'm gonna say she thinks the tools and will get along well because they're about the same age.
I see us having a cool future, maybe.
Close to giving up now!
Thank you so much.
My love for me, Cheat, is stronger than ever.
What do you mean?
That's not what it says on your thing!
Oh my god, they're banging on the table with a knife and fork.
Oh my god, this little shit is amping!
That's my darling miss. Yeah, I don't think I got enough sleep
Yeah
Hey there my hello there
I'll thank you for the luck.
Please, I'm begging you, bro.
That was raffle.
Well, we're on to that.
Do you think Tomatran will single catch the man?
Well...
Oh, please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
They're going out, please!
Please!
What a girl gotta do to get somebody to just start dating around here.
Nah, give me on a jiffy.
Whoa, let me through on a theme-tank.
Nah, welcome back to Frenzy.
Um, I think I'm on cloud nine right now, whoa.
Whoa
It's finally made I can only imagine how vibrant and green things are starting to look in your world
I'll be right back.
Oh!
What?
How much do you love me?
Oh, God!
I love you this much!
Well, I love you this much!
Well, I love you this much.
They're always talking about how they love each other.
Then I love you this much.
Oh, brother, get a room, guys!
Yeah, we can understand.
Jesus!
I need something really worth bragging about.
Another thing?
Be a treasure that'll knock everyone's socks off!
I literally just gave it to you!
I gave you a treasure already, what's wrong with it?
Uh...
Here, have this jerk off, Crystal.
Take it.
Just off crystal.
I feel like I'm getting closer to my truly amped man.
Bust woman, don't be a stranger, all right?
I won't, I won't!
I won't be a stranger, I won't!
Hey, Leo.
Don't you have the spiky first suit, that's too little?
I chew the pabla?
Have a man?
Searching them all?
That won't happen, do you know that?
Here you go.
So, both of us have been obsessed with that fire, what the f**k is going on?
Both and Candy, they've both been obsessed with the fire.
I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying! I'm trying!
Uh oh. Somebody's upset.
I think Bob and Mr. Able would be best friends.
What?
Uh, yeah, sure.
What should we talk about to help them get along?
Uh...
What did you have in mind?
Uh...
Open.
You talk about penis really before I think.
In this music.
Got it, whoa.
I'll go round up buff and Mr. Able.
Mr. Able, say hello to buff, whoa.
Buff, this is Mr. Able!
Whoa!
Do you feel like talking about...
Penis Music!
Penis Music!
Tell me, Buff-Buff, did you see that report on TV yesterday?
The one about Penis Music?
Of course I saw it!
I've been itching to talk to someone about it!
Everyone loves Penis Music!
I was fascinated!
Whoa. Plus, I've been wanting to talk with someone about penis music.
Who doesn't want to talk about penis music?
And then we can talk about it.
Who wouldn't want to talk about penis music?
Hey, who wouldn't want to?
It's all buff.
Top of the morning, buff.
Uh, oops.
Hey girl, how goes it?
Having them talk about penis music was definitely the way to go.
Everybody wants to talk about penis music.
They've become friends. Thanks to you, whoa.
Yes, whoa.
Yeah, that is how I like a little thought.
And please, you know, gotta grapple.
I think I'm on cloud nine right now are you
Well, how long do you have?
Yum?
It had kept rolling.
Pantabilla.
Bradley's half.
Pantabilla.
Well...
Looks like Buck and Mr. Eagle are two peas in a pot.
Whoa.
Man, what are you doing?
I was looking at his music, wasn't good talking to him.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god! What are you doing?
Jesus Christ!
This is new news for May 11th, 2026.
Diners on Kanyuriko were recently treated to a surprise parasocial twist.
What?
For reasons unclear at press time, the local restaurant held a special parasocial day promotion,
in which photos of parasocial were finally displayed here.
Capting the event was an appearance from parasocial himself.
Oh my god, parasocial is a little fucking celebrity.
They don't know why they're paying me for this, but they are.
So, enjoy.
We asked residents for their reactions.
Amazing.
So glad I live in these times, Ega.
What the fuck, Ega?
What is that a tough job? You know that.
Thanks for watching.
I'm Connor, and this has been the Six O'Clock News.
Jesus Christ, you're so infamous.
Famosome.
Famosome.
Famosome.
Tell me what, what, what kind of game do you want to play?
Um...
I'm looking for something to do wanna play shadow quiz with me sure here's your
first mystery shadow what do you think it is the answer is
Poochy Daycake
Next, your second mystery shadow
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is that?
Uh, chocolate?
The answer is...
Chocolate
And finally, the last mystery shadow
What do you think it is?
Ah, chocolate
The correct answer is...
Ah, chocolate!
Hot chocolate
That's a wrap!
That's a wrap!
That's a wrap!
That's a wrap!
That's a wrap!
Congratulations!
You won!
Time for your prize!
Give me my prize!
Oh!
I got a pet cat!
Oh!
I got a cat!
I got a cat!
Oh, good morning, Ms. Neanne.
Hi, Mr. Agel.
Oh, oh, we've met the wrong chap.
Mmm. Necessarily.
Shuffle.
Shuffle? Shuffle? You sure?
Shuffle.
Oh my god!
Boom!
Let's hear for a round of Zoom Quiz.
Sure.
Here's your first Zoom Den-Item.
What do you think it is?
What the fuck is that?
A battery?
9 volt battery?
What the fuck?
Next, your second zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
A rabbit?
The answer is...
An energy drink!
Rabbit?
And finally, the last zoomed in item.
What do you think it is?
Do you think it is?
Jazz album!
The correct answer is...
Jazz album!
Congratulations! You won!
Oh god, our puzzle game, our thing was BALLS!
Uh oh.
Um, good morning.
Good morning.
My look is lacking a certain something.
You want a different look?
Can you get me some shoes that match my print outfit?
Shoes?
Here, have some cleats.
She wants her feet shoes, oh god, not her feet shoes.
Be good.
I'll check it out later.
You better check it out now.
Shia is sleeping again?
Oh my god, what are we gonna do bro?
Huh?
What?
Hey, hey, hey, heyy, Satan?
As a man, I want to be friends with Shia.
Oh, you wanna be friends with Shia? That's great thing!
What should we talk about?
I should talk about a set of honkers.
Got it.
I'll go talk to them about a set of honkers.
Warning, chef.
Do you feel like talking about...
a set of honkers?
Oh my god.
F**k!
Hey, doesn't the Senate Hawkers kind of make you think of a thin boy?
What?
A thin boy?
What's up with the Senate Hawkers and a thin boy?
What?
We're not a thin boy.
Hmm?
A Senate Hawkers and a thin boy?
What the fuck?
You think you're cool?
Wanna be friends?
Eh, what's up with the Senate Hawkers and a thin boy?
What the fuck?
What is happening?
Oh
Top of the morning
Connie
As a man, Gamer and I became friends after talking about a set of honkers.
Oh my god
What the fuck
What the fuck
Shut the fuck up, let me feed you
Here, try this
Yum
Damn, he lied there, what the fuck you freak?
What the fuck, it went up to the top of the list?
What a freak!
I
He just says Gamers sometimes, he'll say Gamers.
Gamers.
gamers
gamers
perfect
eagle
Gamers? It says that that expression was made just for me.
Perfect, Gamers.
Yeah, he's gonna agree to chat as Gamers, Gamer.
Conti on the property? Careful.
Aw, she's playing!
Damn, she started playing right away.
She's so cute!
I think she's one of the cutest me's I've ever made.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I can't explain it, but Missing Denny's on my mind all the time lately, you know?
No! Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What is happening?
Sounds like love!
Huh?
I never really thought of Michigan in that way before, you know?
But hearing you think it's love is making me wonder, you know?
She's not ever written that, this is not going to happen.
Oh, everybody likes everybody in this place.
Dear God.
Oh my God, you guys are on the seesaw.
Look at you sweat.
Oh no.
Okay, content is sleeping.
What the fuck am I?
Why am I sitting here on a bench by myself?
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Yo!
Good morning!
Me and her!
Good morning!
Iron Mouse?
What's the matter?
That was a lot of trouble.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh no, not that fucking egg.
The creature egg can what?
Be apart from a chupacabra even for a moment?
Is that a chupacabra egg?
Uh-oh.
Who hasn't you talked to yet?
Other than your child.
Oh my god everybody and their mom is sleeping.
Here.
Weed.
Am I interrupting something?
I just can't.
Move.
Don't worry, I watched a video on this once.
Wait, what?
A bell to reach for the favor one day, man.
What a relief. You're okay?
Oh, glad you're okay.
Slytherin? What?
Hey.
Where's Slytherin? Did he get fallen?
Okay.
Slytherin? Can't believe it.
Not the fucking creature egg, please.
What the fuck?
Wow!
No one can stop me?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You're a freak.
I was on dinner earlier.
Hi there. Nice to meet you. I'm Haruka.
Thank you so much for the introduction. Haruka, Armadiel.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, the track was a standalone event, Mim. How about trading a plan, Mim?
Oh brother whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Listen or two.
Well, come on do that.
Let me pull it.
Wow! This is so exciting!
Whoa!
What is that? Offense? Wow!
If it says that someone is bored, it's better to bring someone to them instead of bringing them to someone.
There are special interactions that way sometimes.
I see.
15 levels left, uh oh.
Is there, is there a cap?
Did you think they'll update this with more stuff?
Oh, probably sleeping bro.
Welcome.
Oh, thank you very much.
I'm sorry, but I'll see you tomorrow. See you, though.
Oh!
Oh, this is great for children!
My feelings for you...
Oh, Michi...
I gotta say, I love you.
Y'all are just listening to new me saying about how much he loves reaching.
Oh, I love you so much.
Oh, Nietzsche, I gotta say, I love you so much.
You all!
What are you doing?
What the fuck?
I'm suddenly creating some rights.
What?
Oh!
I don't think I noticed Connor a bit.
We'll talk to Connor.
Uh, is this really the first time we've met?
I'm Haruka A. A.
As a man, good to meet you. Haruka, I'm Connor.
Very nice, A.
Saybo, Connor, and Tess Connors, you're lucky.
Why would I ask him about toxic alley?
Hey!
My girlfriend works at the doctor and the stressor is still here on the island.
Aw, what? It can't be real.
Can it?
Glimper? Glimper?
Where did I go?
What am I doing?
So we'll go on that.
One thing I'd say to someone I like...
Uh...
Yes!
I
Yes
No.
No, no chat. No.
No chat.
What?
Help!
Huh?
And?
Good seeing you, bro.
Good seeing you too, bro.
And good seeing you too, bro.
Are you gonna stop being dumb?
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Huh? Okay.
I'm still on this thing, holy shit!
Oh, they're talking about rain-rading.
He's bouncing on it.
I'm pumpkin-ing early today.
I'm pumped getting early today.
I'm really tired.
I think it's since I've been like doing 30 minutes on a train meal.
It makes me tired.
Where are you going?
What's going on?
Mees are planning on gathering here?
Which mees are coming?
Oh, April's coming of course.
Oh my god, Shia, look in please!
Fucking Shia please.
No!
What is happening here?
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
What are they doing?
Pfft!
AHHHHH!
What are they doing?
OUCH.
NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Smile? Smile?
OOOOOOOH.
Bro, Bot just doesn't give a fuck, Bro.
What?
Nice to see you.
I thought I'd share this with you.
Oh, perfect timing.
I have something for you too.
Oh, it looks too expensive.
I can't accept that.
But I have something for you.
A bunch were gifted to me, so...
Oh, no, I have too many of these as it is.
Make sure you have one!
If you don't, you'll need a favor by taking it.
Nonsense!
What are you talking about bro?
I wonder how...
Will I be there?
Let them work you!
We'll check.
What the fuck were you Tee hee what the fuck is that
Yeah.
Tee hee.
Hee hee.
Tee hee.
Tee hee
Where is both?
We're gonna make this happen Tee hee
Time to talk to the Thomas profits
Roast chicken
Steak
Top corn shrimp.
Buckle out.
Aaaaaaah!
Oh, God, he's awake.
What do you want?
Oh.
Hello, Loli.
Hello, Loli.
As a man, I want to be friends with Pete.
Okay. Great thinking.
What should we talk about?
Did you talk about...
Oh, uh.
Dorky, do we have Dorky?
He's a child, shut up, Pat!
I'm doing drugs on stream though.
The end?
What?
Why did we put the end?
When the fuck did we put the end?
Oh yeah!
They asked me what my favorite part of the book was and I said the end.
You're being a bad bitch.
Got it.
I'll go talk to him about being a bad bitch.
All these topics are disturbing.
You think I care?
Morning Pete.
Do you feel like talking about-
Oh?
Being a bad bitch.
Sure, but, tell me, who's hit?
How good are you at being a bad bitch?
I don't want to brag or anything, but, I don't think you'll find anyone on all of Kanya Riko
who's better at being a bad bitch than me.
On me?
Hello?
That's amazing. I really respect folks who are good at being a bad bitch.
Wanna be friends, man?
I hope that it shows me all the tricks of the game.
I hope that it shows me all the tricks of the game.
I'll just call you to do that.
As a man, nice.
I knew being a bad bitch would bring Pete and me together.
I hope that it shows me all the tricks of the trade, man.
I don't think he's the best bubble-pair social yet.
New clothing.
Did you call into me when they level up you can choose any piece you want to offer in
your item catalog and it's free!
It's a great way to get your hands on an expensive item.
Oh, this must be new.
You can give them pocket money?
Pocket money is literally just...
As you can get to your me's to use as they like, how will they spend it?
There's only way to find out!
Let's give him a hundred dollars and see what he does.
Here you go.
Thanks.
Thanks. If I save up 4,900 dollars more, I can go on that entire trip that's where I've been dreaming of.
Oh fuck, what?
Shitcap, have a great-
Get Articum!
Shitcap, have a-
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Lose.
Chippy? Yeah, yeah?
Well, we're on D-Meth, we'll checkstin' in, man.
Can I get rollin'?
Flipper?
Oh my god.
Where is she?
Oh my god, we're eating out.
Oh my buff is with Aethel.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh God!
Oh, wanna we wanna play red light?
Sure.
Here we go.
Green light.
Red light
Green light
Red light
Oh my god, you tricked me!
Satan
You tricked me, you tricked me
You did a double turn
You did a double turn
That's not nice
Hand me toilet paper
What the fuck happened?
You want to go out eating with a mouse?
Well, we're a little fishy.
Oh, so you want to go talk to Ethel?
No.
I want to go talk to Ethel.
I'm talking to my friends.
Sure.
So why aren't you talking to me?
Please, where is she?
Where is she bro?
Where is she?
I'll find her.
They're ready to risk your life.
Maybe I'll take a ride on it too.
Woah.
Yes, go in!
Oh my god, is she in it?
What?
After you.
What is happening?
Why is this so difficult?
Oh, sciences. You first.
Ain't no way.
Please, after you. Please.
What the fuck?
Can you, can you please?
Oh, nice seeing you.
Uh, good morning, Mr. Able?
Oh, uh...
Come on, you... you can't, like...
It's a gathering of hopeless romances and blessing to love.
Ah!
Oh my god!
Bro.
Um...
Good morning.
Good morning.
Healthy food has its place.
But I want something greasy.
What the fuck?
Uh...
Is this grea-
Punch ride is here.
Greedy French fries!
Love boo!
Oh, Schleife!
And how do you come here?
Oh god!
Adika!
Adika!
Adika!
I feel like every time, every time I'm trying, I'm trying!
I'm trying!
I am trying so hard, bro!
If it isn't buff.
She went those stairs!
I wish I could date buff.
Oh my god.
Shia, please!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
This is just...
buff here.
Talk to Shia.
Okay, there.
Good morning, buff.
My morning
Oh my god
Okay
Here's your first pixelated item. What do you think it is?
The correct answer is...
Sauteed zucchini!
Sauteed zucchini!
Sauteed zucchini!
Sauteed zucchini!
Sauteed zucchini!
Sauteed zucchini!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Congratulations, you won!
Time for your crop.
Aren't you tired? I'm exhausted.
I don't fucking way bro where did they for girl I am going to fucking lose my mind I
I was like who the fuck is this fucking this fucking content?
Um.
Woo.
Satan.
As a man, nice.
Seems Pete is even more into being a bad bitch than I am.
Guess Pete and I are more alike than we thought.
Okay well stop, what the fuck bro stop trying to act like you're cute like me.
You're not cute.
You're ugly.
You know what? I decided what the problem is.
We gotta get you some new clothes. Like, this is just...
I love this. I bet you look so sick in this.
I need a form of suspender.
I like it.
I need a look, I need a new look!
Yum
Yeah, new look
I'm trying to shit on the tree so only in your new outfit
Let my thoughts reach you.
Huh?
Why did Mr. Eagle suddenly pop into my head?
Come on!
Come on!
Ah! Getting sold out!
Whoa!
Okay, Mr. Aethel?
Oh, good morning.
Bella, Bella, clever.
Stand strong.
Plunky on a burger in here.
Casca, stand in...
Please, please just make it...
Please just risk it, risk it all!
As a male, how about treating us please?
Remember this thing about a femboy extreme?
Can a pop person a chimble?
As a male?
So we dressed for the weekend, so I said...
Oh my god, where?
So, you leave and charcoal?
Cup...
O...
K...
Satan?
First I need a sunini.
We have a omelet.
Yum.
Oh my god.
He doesn't like omelet!
Just thinking about Coral makes my heart pound, eh?
Eh?
Don't worry, I got you.
Now we have to check up on Korra, I think he's been sleeping all this time.
Please let him wake him up.
Uh-huh. There's the source of the problem.
Um, you might need to use a little more.
I vowed to return the favor one day.
It was no trouble at all, Aga.
Aga!
Oh my god, she has a rope!
Ro?
You have to wake the fuck up.
Oh
Um
Oh
Second
Here, you go
Yum
Oh, you really liked it, amulet.
Smells nice.
Oh, I can't get enough.
Oh my god, they're all over me.
Come on.
What?
Oh my god, they're all going on the Ferris Wheel?
Ringgold Shrek's demand?
You, to the longer?
Hey, come on.
Yeah, Red and Snap, no problem.
Captain, standing.
Tower and Fox, you're up to me.
Red and Shrek full.
What the heck?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I
Was never there where am I? Oh
My god me with a damn koala plus
Jesus
She's fucking crazy
Oh, she cares about us a koala plush!
I gotta make cinnamon roll.
I gotta make cinnamon roll, bro.
Oh shit, finally two.
NO!
DON'T LET HER WALK AWAY!
no! don't let her walk away!
ahhhhhhhhh
what's happening over here?
oh my god, the end with her fucking hamster bro
You're so fun to have around.
You're bored of what company?
Fancy seeing you here.
Oh shit.
Where are you all due?
Tell me.
Oh no.
Oh, what? She ran away from him!
AHHHHHHHHH! Where'd she go?
Oh my god, ain't no fucking- Oh my god, she's halfway down the block!
That's my darling, that's Nian.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna end it all.
Hey, do that thing again?
Sure.
Give me a ball.
Ah, I want to be sweethearts.
Oh my god.
Uh, I'm going crazy. This island's driving me insane.
Why is it that the only people that did shift fast was Connor and Mouse?
Everybody else, bro. What the fuck?
Is it cute or a clock?
It seems like it's for you, Roar.
Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum! Uh oh!
Hey there, buff!
Oh no.
Hey uh, hee hee!
Close watch out down the back.
Battle, we'll make you a talk.
Oh no, we're all hanging.
Oh no, we're not, just kidding.
Read my little fucking booster sheet.
Oh my god, is Connor coming over here?
Oh my god, bro.
Why is it always just them?
As long as I have my friends and a fanboy.
Oh my god!
Why is it always just them?
Always them only!
Nobody else!
Oh, Booby, called Jenna top president channel?
Sure, living threats,
As a man, Connor loves his wife.
And thanks to her, she goes top up.
Brennan McClellan, image in the corner,
Oh, she's sleeping, she's having a dream.
Yeah, but not even Booby and Chad hang out that much.
I've been so low on you lately.
I wonder if it's because my diet consists of only peaches?
Ashyo!
No! Peaches are packed with energy!
I think... I'm not a registered dietitian.
Is it so simple?
Pat?
I know a place that specializes in peaches.
I was having a...
Pat! The menu is just one line. Peaches, Scrawled and crayon.
Maybe it's not a real restaurant.
Do you think Haruka and K-9 Kuro will ever start dating?
I doubt it.
Whatever happens, happens.
But I'll keep a bucket of popcorn if they're ready for when I draw a star.
Wait, who is that oldest Auri?
I overheard a couple arguing about soap.
Turns out one of them accidentally bought soap made out of a butter cookie.
Maybe I'll track down this couple and see if I can have the soap.
And maybe I'll start using my leftover syssoap.
That has to be me.
Ah.
Oh. It was just a dream.
A restaurant menu.
Oh, uh, what's up? Good night.
Oh, boy.
It all by myself.
Fucking pearl.
As a man, how about trading up please?
Hmm, the tall gamer?
Call Shannon Toppers in the channel?
So, you can charcoal with the painting?
Sure, can you do that?
Bro, what the fuck?
I don't think so.
So, you'll even charcoal with the grumpy?
And the chinny cornigas set for tomorrow?
Hmm, who's that?
The tall cadets have been doing that several pack?
Branching it.
As a man, and DJ.
Was he gonna come join us but he got scared?
Welcome in!
Oh, what's this? Oh, Zanzi, I don't know what's this but I'll buy you that!
Zanzi are whopping 80% off!
20 of them!
Thanks a ton! Be sure to stop by again this afternoon!
Are we eating someone else?
I do want to eat more people, however I'm extremely tired and I then want to go take my meds and go to bed.
I want to take my meds and go to bed.
I want to take my meds and go to bed, go to bed.
But I'll be back tonight to play repo with friends, repo with friends, repo with friends.
I was gonna take today off of my friends when I play repo, so I'm gonna play repo with
I'm going to play repo with friends repo with friends repo with friends repo with friends
and then we'll play another game after that but what if I don't wake up what if I don't
Wake up today. What if I die in my sleep?
I'm not gonna die in my sleep, don't worry.
Stardew with Connie Peacron is on vacation. You'll be back in a week.
Bug Pete, I'll raid him and you can bug him. Bug him and ask him when we're gonna play Stardew Valley.
Bug him and ask him when we're gonna play Stardew Valley.
Bug him! Bug him! Bug him!
Ain't no way you're singing the Omelan Man.
Omelette man.
Hey, it's me, it's over, it's not.
Hey, guys.
It's like nobody's got.
Hey, it's me, it's over, it's not.
I'll see you guys later today.
I'll be back, goodnight.
It's like nobody's got.
I'm out of my mind.
I'm out of my soul, and I think last night.
Just get all the shit out of me.
Hi!
Hi, I'm Emily, thank you for spending 10 hours of your day with me, and I'll see you guys later.
Thanks for spending 10 hours every day with me. I'll see you later.
I'm not a cook!
I have some fruits and sweetness as well. Make it right and you won't swell.
La la la la la la la. Easy get. La la la la la la la la. Easy get.
Hey it's me, a subordinate man. He breaks the peace like nobody can.
Hey, it's me, it's a mullet man.
He makes cookies like nobody else does.
I have a cookie I baked last night.
Just get all the ingredients right.
I have some fruits and sweeteners as well.
Make it right and you won't swell.
La la la la la la la la la.
He kicks la la la la la la.