ironmouse
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05-12-2026 · 13h 03m
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I'll be right back
I'll be right back
You
We're all same track, that's why we're in hell In hell, quite the fall you fell
Rules you play by safe, but they won't help Help, be honest with yourself
It may hurt me with a bit of luck, baby Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it burn
Always all things yours, that is us, baby
I should pop a badge, cause I'm the love of us
What is the point in lying, it's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide, feeling so trapped
You get a real bad rep, but look at what's instead
The way's still life away, you need right for rest
I am the centerpiece, line up like centerpiece
Turns out when you're at my feet Love me right at night so you're free
Do you not feel the heat? Why not a sweet release?
Climb up from hell's not discreet Honishment is our specialty
Happy, happy with the fate of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts I want to feel it burn
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Crush your purple breast, cause I'm beyond the world
Mediate the sentencingers of same coin, same positions.
She'd go follow the leader.
Go stay where you can see us.
Formations, their nature.
Make you chase inhalers now.
You're tired of trying to be who you know you are.
We're all saints, right?
That's why we're in hell.
How's the fight, dear soul?
Let's not waste time.
We're too dear to dwell.
Henry, have you seen what I've done?
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it blind
Oh please, oh please, your aesthetic sucks
Let your battle burst, cause I'm the other way
Let me, let me, I'm the other way
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel it blind
I'll please, I'll please, I'll give it to you at this point
I will let you out of this
Cause I'm the other way
I'm not in the city tonight I like your playlist, boy
Turn it up a little louder, roll the empty
So you buy the list, I say It's a good night, take some time
But I'm feeling so high Show my ten lines
Your slow rise to stop now
It's golden now all the time
It's a midnight sun, kissin' under the red sky
Layin' on your chest like
you
you
you
you
you
And this is what came out.
I did the ga- I did the gacha and this is what came out.
God damn it.
Oh no, she has a head-to-head virus.
Not the head-to-head virus!
What the-?
What did you say?
Did you say-?
Did you say the magic words?
Did you say...
Omelette?
Hey, it's me, a summer love man
He makes cookies like nobody can
Hey, it's me, a summer love man
He makes cookies like nobody can
I have a cookie I take just nine
Just get all the ingredients right
I have some fruits and sweeteners as well
Make it right and you will swell
You'll bury another white chocolate
Easy get
You'll bury another white chocolate
Easy get
Come on up
Why'd they have to make this fucking song, bro?
Goddamn- Oh, wait!
This is much better.
It's one hour now.
La la la la la la la la la la
Easy get
Hey it's me it's over that man
It makes the kiss like nobody got
Hey it's me it's over that man
They didn't have to make it this good bro
They didn't have to make it that good
Fuck
They didn't have to make it that good
Ah
They didn't have to do that
This omelette man, of course, what the ffffff
Not me watching a lore video about fucking omelette man, god damn it.
Not me, not me watching a lore video about fucking Omeliman, good, ah fuck.
Not me watching an Omeliman lore video.
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Easy Street Omelette Man?
Is this Easy Street vs. Omelette Man?
It's fucking Omelette Man.
Easy kids, hey it's me.
Hey it's me, it's me.
It makes the kids like nobody come.
Hey it's me, it's me.
He makes cookies like nobody does
I have a cookie I hate your snipe
Just get all the ingredients right
I have some fruits and sweets
Wait hold up
fuck
You didn't buy a new mic.
Me?
Buy a- buy something that benefits me?
You're joking.
You're joking.
You're joking.
Why buy a mic when you can bully cotton though?
I would never tell Connor to buy me a mic.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm being like...
Lobby? Uh...
Oh
Lobby
Hey mouse hi and some is actually I started by parental class
If you know, you know, I love Stardew Valley.
What the fuck, what do you mean?
uh
guys i i guys we were playing ripple today and i
I didn't realize I invited, I invited people and then we invited more people.
robo robo union robo union the robo union empowers you to safely increase or
decrease the maximum number of workers on a repo team we even know semi-bought
behind. Oh, sick! Oh, that's nice! Only I have to have them on. No one else needs to
download it except for me. Problem solved. Problem solved.
I
Don't
We did it. We did it. We're so smart. We're the smartest people alive
We're the smartest people alive. I'm so smart. My brain is gonna explode
Oh
I
Was a treadmill I went on a treadmill today in the morning, so
I'll tell you what I did after I got off stream I
Hop up up I hop up up up on the treadmill I
Went on the treadmill. I did 31 minutes. I did 31 minutes. I did 31 minute. I
did 31 minutes
I had thirty-one minutes, I had thirty-one minutes, after I went on the tremol, I got
off the tremol.
I went and took a shower, I brushed my hair, I put my hair oil on, I brushed my hair again,
I brushed my teeth, I flossed my teeth, I did my skin care, I put lotion on my feet.
I got in my fluffy pajamas, and then I played, waxed my pussy, uh, no, not today.
I did not wax today.
I don't have to.
And then I got in bed.
I got in bed and I played Star Two Valley.
And then I went to sleep.
A wonderful life.
Thank you!
Why are you guys concentrating on the flip part?
Why is concentrating on the foot part?
Why are you concentrating on the feet part?
What the heck?
Why only feet?
why only feet? what about the what about the what about the exercising part? I thought
you had wrap oh I forgot I added something else to my workout after I was on the treadmill
After I got off the treadmill, I did squats!
Well, I'm attempting to do squats. I'm trying to get the ability to do squats again.
I did half squats!
But I did 10 of them. I did 10. I did 10. And I was crying. I was fucking crying, I was
fuck a cry, bro. I was like, oh my God, what am I?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Squats should be easy. You don't have far down to go.
I hate you!
I hate you!
We love to see you exercising and getting stronger every day, but we call us Feet Freaks, the way we love feet even more.
What da what?
What's so hard man, but they are hard.
But I wanna fix the back part of my leg.
Whatever the fuck that's called.
Mousey strong.
Mousey strong.
Ong mouse, you can have Buffa be a workout trainer when Vichybin goes to visit.
Yes!
Vichybin! Vichybin! Vichybin!
I'm drinking ginger ale just all night shy I talk you into a tattoo whatever do you mean
I can't get a tattoo guys, I can't.
I can't get tattoos because of my condition.
Ashley, you're playing new Twilight Princess ROM.
Yes, I want to, but I'm waiting
because I wanna play randomized Twilight Prince off.
Latina mother no because of my I have immune deficiency disease
Everything I put on my body
It just does not
It gets affected bro. I tried getting a piercing and it got immediately infected
It's very invasive I have to be careful whenever I get anything done
You're putting a needle in your skin. Here's thing where? In my ears. In my ears, I
I
Wanted multiple ear holes. I wanted more than one ear hole
I
Honestly, I couldn't I
Never like I
Thought about getting piercings before but like the only piercings I really like are
I like the I like a nose ring, but like the one on the side not the one in the middle
I don't like that one. I like the one on the side. I think the one on the side is cute if it's very small
I think that one's cute
I thought uh
I thought like a little like I
Thought like a little a little one like on the cheek like how it's like a little beauty mark
I thought that was cute, but then I thought about
Uh, if I wear makeup, that is gonna be f**king awkward.
I'll like, that would be awkward. No.
No, no, no, not like a dimple.
I just think like, on the nose.
And then, uh, to be honest, that's it.
that's it like I I'm I think I'm like I think I think piercings are cool and
other people and I think tattoos are cool on the people but not on me
not me no bellybutt ring hell no I had a friend that got a bellybutt ring and
her bellybutt ring got so infected that her fucking belly button almost like it
like rotted her belly button. I was like, ew. No. No, thank you. Oh my god. I had a cousin.
She got, she got a tongue piercing. Oh my god. No, no tongue, bro. No tongue piercing.
Nobody but in piercing. No piercings. I'm not a piercing girl.
If it's not on my ears, no thank you.
I'll do tons of piercings on my ears. I'll pierce my whole fucking ear.
But not anything else. I'm just not...
My dad always said to me,
If you ever meet a girl with a terrible tattoo, try to marry her.
She makes bad decisions, but sticks with it.
What the fuck?
And with tattoos?
I never like I was never able to get one so I never really thought of one but I did have
a thought about a tattoo one time when I was when I was a fucking kid after playing Final
Fantasy 8.
I was like if I get a tattoo I'm gonna get a tattoo of a wing on my shoulder blade like
Rinoa from Final Fantasy VIII and she has wings on her best, on her jacket thing.
I want that so bad.
And I was like, what the fuck bro, that's so stupid.
For dumbass tattoo bro, I'm glad I never had...
I'm glad I never got tattoos bro.
For dumbass tattoo idea.
I'm so fucking dumb.
You got me through a lot of tough times last year and now I'm five months over today, so
thank you.
Congratulations!
Oh shit, congratulations!
Congratulations!
I'm so proud of you.
If you could tattoo one of your bottles which would?
Actually, my season three model has a tattoo, I have a booby tattoo and then I think my
season 4 also has the same tattoo. I like to think of it kind of like how in um kind of like how
in fake grand order summoners have tattoos so I have boobies tattooed on my arm so it's like
That's my summoner tattoo.
It's like a sigil.
Yeah, it's a spell command. If it gets out of line, command seal.
Andy does have a tattoo. She has my sigil tattooed.
So yes, uh, she has a command seal as well, and she can sign me whenever she wants.
That is true.
Why get Renault's wings when you can get a tattoo of Squall's face with the words,
You're the best looking guy here, underneath it.
What the fuck?!
Bruh.
We're talking tattoos.
I have came here to ex a tattoo to my left thigh.
It's always a topic of conversation in the summer when I wear Hoochie Daddy shorts.
You wear Hoochie Daddy shorts?
You wearing Hoochie Daddy shorts?
what the fuck? what is that? is that like really short shorts? like you showing it all
showing off, showing off, showing off all that leg.
Damn, showing off all that leg, daddy.
Showing off everything, showing off everything.
Then I'm cut off, 1979 style, bro.
And they should talk us with our clothes, they're wearing these short ass booty shorts.
Back in 1979, grandpa, what the fuck?
Skies out, ties out, is that the model?
The mantra?
The motto?
The mantra?
That's when Daisy Dukes were born.
Oh shit.
Guys, guess what?
Ladies!
Ladies!
The next song is mouse apparently, huh?
Ladies! Wait, what?
Ladies!
We're doing a Spotify jam together and Hart was like,
What's the next song?
And it cuts the silence and you just go,
Ladies!
It's me, ladies!
Ladies!
Hey, mouse!
Come on!
I was kidnapped to the confinements of my bed.
Yes.
What?
Yes.
What?
We are playing repo today.
Yeah, you're playing with us or else
What happens?
Or else you will
You'll never see your cookies again
No, I was just thinking about it
I think worse than death
No!
I think worse than death truly
You saw her die, she was like oh okay
Yeah, I'm done
I think no more cookies
AHHHHH
It helped me with my depression
No shadow moving
No! That's not what I want!
I don't take what I want!
No more shadow milk!
No more shadow milk!
That's the love of my life!
No!
Don't take him!
I'll lock him up!
Lock him up!
Lock him up in jail!
I'm here now!
Lock him up in jail!
What?!
You're not playing?
Now you gotta play.
Now you gotta play.
I guess I'll have to play.
You have to play, if not.
I am to play.
Why you fucking skill?
I put a...
I put sleepover in the chat
if anyone wants to join that.
You do not have to, but it just wants...
If you want to.
Is it a sleepover?
It's a sleepover.
Well, I'll join, but I can't join the sleepover part.
That's okay, you're still part of the sleepover, you'll have to be live for sleepover.
Sleepover.
Sleepover.
I found Licking and Licking out chat.
Licking the family.
Licking family.
You better watch out, we might infect you with the Omelan Man.
That's okay, they like it.
We have Omelan Man.
What?
I'm the man
Hate this so much
Why does it sound familiar?
No, I know what it is. I know no, no, no
I'm the man, no I'm the man
But I love I'm the man
That fuck ass song dude, why was it so catchy?
I love I'm the man
I've been free, I've been free, I don't know what I'm the man is
He has dark pals, right?
Yes, Dark Pals, we're gonna get you on that Omelette Man.
I'm like why does Omelette Man sound familiar?
It's like even Dark Pals.
Uh-oh, now there's family Omelette Man.
Omelette Man.
I can't know this song, I mean.
I don't know.
You're on Dark Pals.
Bro, I'm just gonna tell you, that game was so fucking weird.
It was weird.
I like the dog.
I like the dog too.
There's a dog, I'm glad you can pet it.
Really?
Yeah.
And he's huge.
That sounds ominous.
And he's so big.
He's not gonna kill me, is he?
No.
Okay.
You think he is, but he doesn't.
But he doesn't.
He loves.
Whoa.
He loves.
We like the dog.
We like the dog.
What about the pacifier?
Listen.
No.
I thought he was a douche.
I thought he was a giant douche model.
I already went and equate that he was a pacifier.
He looked more like a butt plug to me.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
I thought he was a fucking douche bottle, and then we find out he's a fucking pacifier and then he's sucking himself off, and I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
Do I need to be old enough to know this?
What is that fugi? Do I have a crazy fugi right now?
Yeah, it's the one you use for pop-a-months fucking thing.
I'll be real shorts with you hold on hold on
Every time he asked me to do it, I'm busy and it feels so bad
You gotta join man real short is so funny
He's literally asked me like five times and I'm like I'm sorry I can't do it today
You got you gotta
This is who we're talking about
it's so oh what the fuck is that oh my god it's not my sleep paralysis demon you
like it no I don't like I do move like that one that one can go to hell he's
not like a ruffling to me he that big thing on his head he like puts it into
his tummy and he sucks it he's like yeah I was the fucking outline of the stomach
a mouth? Yes. Can I kill him? What? I didn't mean to. Can I kill him? I'm killing the picture
that's in the group chat. Oh, the baby? Yeah, the fucking weird baby gun. You want to kill
a baby, Haruka? Yeah. I thought it was a douche bottle. That's just shy of coming in. That's
Shias, stop, ain't that stupid?
No, just me, guys.
No, every time he does that stupid laugh,
I just think he's the daddy of the protagonist,
and makes me laugh.
Hey, guys, no.
Hey, guys, every time, I'm just like,
get your protagonist out of here.
My bad.
I changed out of the scary foggy, guys.
You don't have to worry anymore.
No more real shorts.
I won't be real shorts anymore
Awwww
Wow, Bucks roommate is here too
Yeah that's my roommate
Bob did he fight up from the trash or something the roommate?
No no no, I got him off of Grindr
Guys that is...
That's wrong
I'm so pissed off bro
soft roll
you rejected Shia like three times on the island
and he gets so depressed
and he just keeps on trying
and it's like buddy
she's not gonna fuck with me
he wants fucking nothing to do with me
he fucking hates my god
oh my god he's obsessed with you
and he keeps following you around
and then you keep rejecting him
and then every time he gets more and more depressed
and he's like oh my god
I have one couple on my island and it's me and mouse and we're married
Froggy rejected Michi and nags
So I don't know what's happening anymore
What do you think
Marlboro Reds
That's why I want to pay it's not even the mint ones
It's a low and maximum cancer.
Yeah, literally.
We're going to piss off because we're going to get cancer in 50 years.
They're so mad.
I'm fortunate.
I'm fortunate.
So hey, I'm feeding my people poop cones in season tampons, so I think it's kind of somewhere.
Yeah, I saw you make shit pants today.
Wait, you made poop cones?
Holy, you did?
Yeah, you want to see the shit pants, I mean?
I also saw the arty made on Twitter.
It was so cute.
Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I destroyed your Sunday. That's my bad. No, it's okay. It was Mother's Day. So you're just my mom
Sting buff. Oh my god, the details are accurate. There's also like in the front, too
It's pants it's like
That's the thumbnail of the stream! I love that!
That was up there for like an hour.
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's literally piss and shit and the fans are called Peepee-wee-whiz-kaka-pants.
Summarize a buff stream in one image.
That's the image!
Come on, let me show you.
I almost made a blood version and I was like, am I going to get banned for that?
It's so gross but I hate how well detailed it is.
It's so gross, but I hate how well detailed it is like
Complimented me because they were like oh you're like not safe for work arts coming through because you can see how well you are with liquid
Like chat was like, huh, this is so funny and then when I started getting like real detailed they're like, oh, this is funny
My cock-a-wee was pants anybody wanted
I love to do I love to don't worry I'm gonna put Connor on my island and this is
what he's wearing
Is that a poo gradient yes yes it is yeah yeah if you look at the view I mean
So there's like a turd you can see like the outline of the turd on it
Oh no no wait you can't see the outline of the turd
You can see like a whole turd of them
I like that you made sure the cuffs were wet too
Thank you so much
I wanted to make sure that it seemed like they were walking in mud
It's pooling at the bottom
Thank you
As a man, I must shit my pants
As a man, I shit myself
As a man, I shit myself
That gave me a little bit of a pain, I applaud you bub
As a man
I just gotta make my island interesting, you know?
Yeah, I'm not shitting yourself.
I like it.
I like it.
It's literally, I have one couple, they're married, and then everyone else just hates
each other.
That's so sad.
Maybe you should put the poop pants in there, maybe look it better.
Yeah!
Go bond over poop pants.
Yeah, try no pants.
I still need to add all of you guys onto my island.
I'm so much better.
You're gonna take forever, bro.
I took five hours drawing already.
I made him, but I made him balding.
Good.
I bought them in rows of the making everybody and I'm just like hey why don't you bring your
switch over I'm just going to do that.
I've been kind of doing the same thing because when like if my friends me's make themselves
I'm like, hey, can I just copy your me?
Because I have like 20 maze.
I'm tired.
Can I just do what you've been?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Bring your switch when you come over.
I will.
Yes.
I will.
I'll bring all of it.
You can have the cocoa pants.
Yeah, I want the cocoa pants.
I can give you my Tylenol box.
Oh, I love Tylenol.
You're hurt.
I know.
I really need to mess more with the customized
scene of items and stuff.
Dude, I also have my Fibromyalgia pill, and every time I try to give it to Mal, she throws it away, and I think that she's part of killing me.
Every single time. She doesn't want it.
I'm sorry.
You don't want another pill? You don't want another one?
I'll take the Fibromyalgia pill.
Also, I gave you a buzz ball today, Mal, so you didn't like it at all.
I didn't like the buzz ball?
No, you hated it.
What's wrong with me?
What's been the wrong flavor?
Did you not like it?
No, it was the blue one.
What's a buzz ball?
I did begin on Connor once because he was sad for some reason and when I did, Mouse was
just breakdancing in front of him.
That's so accurate.
Any time he's stressed out, Mouse is like, Woooo!
African wood, bro.
I don't know what happened, but I'm like, wow, true to reality.
Give him a dance on, bro, idiot.
African wood, man.
Oh, and man, I'll spy on a bitch.
Repo update.
Repo update?
Are you guys excited?
Repo update.
I haven't.
It's been 84 years.
It's been 84 years.
Repo update.
Repo.
They have cosmetics in there now without moments.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my god.
Oh!
I really like that.
I was so excited.
I like it
People I downloaded a mod that allows the multiple players more than usual
Yeah, yeah, yeah cuz we got more than six
Are you both are saving grace?
We do it's time to run it back run it back run it back
I knew it! I knew he was going to be boiled up!
So, Boilpup, he, so he had hot water in his face and he got boiled then he started making a colt on my island
so anyone who joins to this house joins the colt and they all get like robed and chained, it's free say.
Dude, I just, he tells him, maculant, what the fuck?
Oh that shy is a boiled bun.
Wait, I need to get a boiled person on my island!
Yes! You're a boiled mouse!
All you have is a zbooby, are you going to boil booby?
Yes, I'll probably boil chained.
Oh no, don't boil chat!
There you go.
Chat deserves to be boiled.
I think you meant this guy.
Wait, let me find him.
I think Boobie and Boobie would be really fun.
Well, chat and Boobie had a baby.
And it's an abomination of nature.
It's very ugly.
They want to keep the baby.
Oh.
Okay guys.
I was like, okay, Jed, fine. Keep your fucking baby in it.
Alright, Jed, keep your fucking weird ass in it.
Keep your fucking weird ass, baby.
I thought you meant this guy. Hold on, wait.
I just said him.
This is real pup?
Holy shit!
What the fuck?
What is happening here?
He's a guy, so the floor with him is that he's a guy,
but he's trying to be a pup, so he's pretending.
So he has such a pup mask on.
He's just really like...
He's terrifying. I don't like that.
I met this guy at a meet-and-greet.
Yeah, it was me.
Yeah, it was Haruka inspiration.
It was Haruka.
Do you like him?
I don't, he's a fucking disgusting.
Also when he talks he goes like,
Uh, he was like,
Like that's how he talks.
You like it?
No!
You like it?
No!
No!
Her formative policy is crazy.
That's my next one. I'm gonna make a pop-hood one.
Oh yeah.
I'm very excited.
I'm very excited.
Okay.
Get rid of him, please!
The fucked up thing is that he hides behind trees and watches people because he doesn't
know anyone on the island.
Oh, he's a little freak.
He's a little freak.
Yeah, he's a fucking freak.
Oh, you're a fucking freak.
A little freak, you say?
My favorite thing about family on the island is that they can't stop saying vagina. Like,
They just always say vagina.
Really?
They always say vagina?
Yeah, your chat always says vagina.
Like, they're just like, yeah, nothing beats a vagina.
And I'm like, so true of family.
That's real, real.
Yeah, that's real.
Let me see if I can find a screenshot of the curro I made.
Dude, I love him.
I love his bald head.
You like him.
It's actually so accurate because he's middle age, right?
So it's like perfect.
He's like 50 years old, right?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, and then you just hit in like 60.
That's what we're talking about.
Yeah.
We're an assholes.
We're so dead.
Just a silence and then we're like,
yeah, we're just...
Where is he at?
Where's he at?
Oh fuck, my microphone.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're gonna be dead.
Oh my god, I've been singing.
It reminds me of that fucking guy from like Creepypastas.
That's what he's based off of.
Yeah, he's based off of the boiled Creepypastas.
Oh, that makes so much sense now!
Yeah, that's why he's boiled.
There he is. Do you like him?
Oh, I love him.
That's cool.
Dude, he's climbing, he being humongous or whatever his name is on the trailer.
Oh yeah, humongous.
How do you call your guy?
You can click on your little dude and then you can change him I think
We are all white men!
We are all white men!
We are all white men!
We are all white men!
I think we can figure that out while we have the rest of the team.
I think we can figure that out while we have the rest of the team.
I'm sorry, I'm such a dick.
You're gonna get cancelled.
Oh god, I can't.
I think again this is my green.
I was like this green color.
Oh, I see.
You have to hit the...
Oh my god, if you get randomized you could just be anything.
be anything you could just be like random shit
oh my god guys i like being greek
who the fuck are you
hi
hello
yeah that's crazy hi
i can't tell him
hi
hey
who the heck is this
joly them
i don't know
oh
it's the one guy we found from the street
it's it's a clock
i'm gonna go banned from girls night
let's be
i'm a dedicated man from girls night
wait how do i
i don't do anything
wait do i have
uh i can invite him
i can invite him
You can have a different color head with a different color point of view
How do you change the color of the body?
Click on your customize and then click on each little doodle at the very top
very top and then you can click on the little like artist palette on your body part.
Oh, let's go.
Hold on.
Wait, this is everything.
You can get the yellow and purple now.
I want to be piss.
Well, I hate to say it cross, but we're in the lobby, so get in here.
I sent him an invite.
I'm just gonna randomize. I can't, I can't decide. I'm just gonna let God pick.
You can't random, yeah.
They decide.
Oh, random.
Fake take.
Take me home.
And you run.
You play.
I'm not a random.
What is this?
Oh, that's a nasty.
I'm a random.
I'm a random.
I don't have any clothing!
I'm naked!
Wait!
Wait, but what if...
What if...
What if...
What if...
What if...
No.
That's really cool that they added this.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
Look at you!
Look! Fuck are you!
Hi!
Who?
Hi!
Look! Fuck are you!
Who are you?
Look! Fuck are you!
What happened?
Hi!
There's an update! You can customize now!
Oh my god! What is this?
So much of change!
I have nothing!
Well...
Oh my god, your pink is horrible!
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Hello!
Hi!
Hello?
What do you mean, boy?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm going to make specifically my arms and legs his yellow.
Fantastic.
I think that's good.
Excellent.
But then I'm also going to make my eyelids.
I'm a whore.
You're my whore.
I don't know I don't I don't look like a whore I just look like I'm gonna be like cuz tonight will be the noise
You'll see what I mean. Wow looks really good. I like it. Oh
Oh
I can make my oh, am I my eyelids a darker green? That's what you say
Oh, it like shows on here like if somebody has like a the two like you like that
Yeah, and mouse and
To boys in my mind your red love it
You look like you didn't change your head.
Oh, head bottom.
Yeah, there's a head bottom.
You dingus.
Because you know I...
I won't go for you!
No way again!
Y'all never change my mind!
Shout out Crock, that ping though.
I'm not used to it. I play with candy all the time.
I'm not used to having safety ping.
I think everyone else will join later or in a minute if we want to get started now.
Yeah, of course.
How do you start?
Let's go!
Alright, let's see.
I think the more players should work, it was updated after the update.
We just got to see because we got to fight through Croc's ping.
Oh god.
What if...
What?
But what if...
No, because see, see, it works.
It just takes longer if someone's got crazy ping.
Oh, okay. I do remember that about the more player models that it does take in a minute longer if you got someone. Yeah
Oh, but it worked. We're all in
I wonder if we have my clothing. Oh, you got the same eyes as me tonight. We already. Oh, you just have a black eye
I got
Yeah, what's that? How do you duck? Is it cute? It's cute. Yeah
I read eyes of a French.
He'll be the nine, then I will fall for you.
You know we're in need of it.
Oh my god, where's your taking me?
Can I change my mind?
Oh my god.
Wow.
We're so cool.
I'm sorry.
I just can't take out your guys.
Let's go.
Yeah, I was just going to let you see me.
Who hurt you, buddy?
Oh, my God. I'm allowed to say legally.
I thought I gave Buff the black eye. How do you have one?
I gave it a shot. I found it.
You can't turn the black eye.
She done it.
You can't turn the black eye.
This is just admitted to.
I love it.
When I hung Buff, I jumped and my boob just kind of hit her in the eye and gave her black eye.
It slapped her.
Is it a Jersey license plate?
No, it's a goblin.
It's a goblin.
It's a goblin.
A goblin.
Oh, a goblin.
Yeah, I love you.
I found a goblin.
You need it because you don't know how to re-crock juice.
No, I can't read.
It can't raid.
It can't raid!
Different alphabets in the Australians.
Oh yeah, it's upside down.
Yeah.
Upside down alphabets.
Oh shit, what's in here?
Oh, a bug?
A bug?
Okay.
I'll take it.
There's supposed to be a bug.
There's like little bugs in there looking at it.
Oh, my God.
Watch out, you got a bug.
Nice juice.
Very good. Very blue. Very blue.
I'm gonna drink this blue juice.
It's gonna make my titties grow.
Well, can I see it? I mean, I mean, uh...
I miss it.
You should chup.
Girl, if you had bigger titties, I don't think you'd be able to walk.
Oh, my God, I would.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, no!
Stop it!
She can't walk anymore!
Oh, no!
I think I missed something.
Oh, god!
What the fuck?
I didn't expect that!
I thought that was the one that hit the floor!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What happened?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
AHHHHHHH
That's hilarious
Oh
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm going to get you
I got murdered in cold blood
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh my gosh
I came out of nowhere
What the fuck man?
Why did she fly like that?
Bro get off my dick
Oh man
Why do you have to like show up?
Try it
He was following you after your juice
He saw it was a good one try to get one, he took the titty potion, I'll be right back.
Look Haruka!
Yeah he said I need that shit.
I'll be right back.
He was too hot maybe even though he said I'm real bald for you.
Bald for you!
Over and again!
I'll make you change my mind.
Haruka would be really unfortunate if someone alerted him.
Roar! Get off my dick!
That's what I thought.
Oh yeah, a tramp. I thought we could talk.
Help!
Help me!
Help me!
Help!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Help them!
Ow!
Help me! It's coming!
It's coming for you!
I'm sorry, cause we...
No!
No, you're going to talk!
NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
OH GOD, IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING FOR US! IT'S COMING FOR US ALL!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna get their heads, I'll get it back.
Whoa.
Are they dead?
Yeah, they're...
Oh.
We're all very dead.
Oh, I'm not dead.
Oh.
Oh.
That's okay.
You want another black eye?
Yeah.
It's okay.
I don't... I don't wanna talk about it.
You don't wanna talk about it?
want to talk about it I heard you you had a fun time is that everyone oh my god
hello is it I have fun time sometimes I had a really fun time hey someone's
outside a fun time this one's out there what yeah what is happening she was
petting that dog oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh I saw her I saw her my
I was playing with the dog
I saw her
I was playing with the little dog
It's a warehouse
What the fuck is this?
They changed it
What is this?
Omega Lolli
Did he buy it?
What is it?
It looks like him
It looks like he put in a coin or something
It's so big right now
It looks like they organized it
Organize it.
Wow.
What did I just tell you?
What did I just turn on?
What did I just turn on?
Oh, what is that?
Oh.
Oh.
I need this.
What is this?
It's got a police car on it.
It's fine.
I need this.
What is that?
Why is there a police car on it?
What is it doing?
What is he doing?
Oh, wait.
If you steal something, it's like...
I like how you say police car.
I don't know, because I turned him on.
Oh, baby.
And then I turned him off.
Oh.
Yeah, you don't have to turn him on.
Whoa.
Now you have to turn him on.
Do you what is I like to do it? Yeah, I think I'm watching. I got a radio
Can you give me a kid? Oh?
Sorry
You can you can spend money to re-roll if you don't like the upgrades available. Oh
I'm gonna get strength cuz mouse needs to be strong. I love being strong
There we go, that's interesting. How do you make your game clear again, I forget oh
I'm sure that shared upgrades even give her the the the Brady effect
You just turn
Grain off as well as lens distortion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh
Oh
I had everything
We don't have much money
I got excited
I just went to the dentist through the eye doctor holy shit
Why? You took a picture of me
I should have gone back on Toglick's
I was kinda worried because there was a focus on your face
I had a one-total dream.
What else do we want?
What are you guys doing?
What's going on?
What is this?
What is he doing now?
What is he doing?
What is he doing now?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What is he doing?
He just started beating me up!
I feel like you deserved it.
He did something.
I bumped Haruka.
Oh, he didn't like that.
He didn't like that.
He's here to make sure you behave.
That's cute.
I like him.
He doesn't like the new actor though.
He's not croc.
I guess he's like an anti-grief thing.
I guess so.
Anti-grief.
Yeah, no grieving.
No grieving in the store.
Did he hurt you or did he just shake you around?
He just shook me around a little bit.
He just like, I just stashed him in the ass a few times.
He rattled your break.
He like, grabbed me by the throat and just slapped me across the head a few times.
Oh my god. Okay, I'm gonna go down.
Yumers.
Yum. What is that?
Okay, we can take this out now.
Oh.
What is it?
Oh, no, your healing s- oh no, okay, Shia's healing.
I'm like, no, you're healing, but yeah, okay, this is kind of confusing because you're both
Various levels of fucked up like pink and purple and I don't know who is too edgland. I know one with the black eye
Your eyes are usually really wide
Your eyes are usually really wide so it's hot. Yeah, there you go. I'll do this so you can always see my black eye
Yeah
Nice
It's really hard to tell
Pull me in. We gotta fight through Crock's ping.
Oh god. Fight through his ping.
I'm not too bad.
Stop. Stop.
I won't point it out.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not too bad.
Australia moment.
Australia moment.
Australia.
Upside down.
Australia.
Wait, what the fuck?
It's like right in front of the ship.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's neat.
I'm so confused.
They're not nice.
That's new. Is that better or not?
They're not noise.
Thank you. What is this? Do it.
What is that? Touch it.
RELAY! What is that? What are you doing? What am I doing?
I'm drooling.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm fine.
Okay, good.
It's gonna be okay.
What happened?
Oh my god.
Thank you for the trap.
Oh!
The money trap.
Aww.
It's gonna be okay.
Whoa.
There's the phone.
Sorry, I just need some...
Oh, god!
You just sneezed all over.
I just sneezed all over.
I think I got you something.
Here you go.
I'm sorry about that.
You didn't do that when you come to my house.
Yeah, I'm going to do that, right?
I'm going to say, hey, can you open up your mouth?
I'm just going to go, ah!
Yeah, this needs to be right in there.
Oh, shit!
What was it?
I heard him, the screeching guy.
I figured when I first meet you, I'd sit on my hands
and put my hand on your cheek.
Perfect.
Love it.
We're going to do it.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
English
That's the noise you're gonna make when I do that
Sounds like
Just giving birth
Wait, what was that growling sound?
I'm sorry, I'm hungry.
Wait, who's that?
I don't know.
Oh, I think that's Jaya.
That's Jaya.
I didn't see the black eye.
It wasn't me.
That's because I died.
It wasn't me, then.
Hey, can I touch this?
Do it.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
I mean, you can.
You gotta go for it, man.
I like honey.
Oh.
AHHH!
You saved me.
You won't go.
Oh, you actually saved him.
I'm sorry, eggs. I couldn't save you in time.
Here, go do a break.
Eugh!
Oh!
Oh, shit.
What the heck?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You like the way he's looking at me.
what is it no this hand oh hand it's the
fine egg yeah it's the hand
I'm gonna bring the egg home egg. What's in the egg? Another egg? Oh, okay, that's a smaller egg.
Look out, there's a surprise inside.
Gonna go in.
Yes, the egg.
I brought you egg, Eggie.
You're a eagle, you're a eagle in your heart.
What, no, no, no, no, it was just a joke.
Oh god, I'm evil in my heart.
I'm a little evil.
I'm a little evil.
What'd you do?
I let egg die to the money pit.
I let egg die to the money pit, but it wasn't an accident, but it wasn't an accident.
It was all so funny to be fair.
I almost pissed myself because I got hunted.
I know what I did.
Where did you get hunted by that?
No, by... by... that thing right there.
No!
What am I a putt-a?!
What am I a putt-a?
Oh my god.
Who's he?
There we all did.
I'm so scared.
Oh, did you notice that?
On a lake.
Interesting.
Hmm, yes.
Is everybody dead?
Right there!
A lot of them are throwing up.
I'm gonna throw up.
They're coming.
They're coming with the cart.
Guys?
be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful, he's leaving, he's leaving, he's leaving
Snacks like rice and eggs.
Oh Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna die when I don't react when you guys...
Yo.
Don't be scared, it's alright little guy.
Don't not be afraid.
Guys, quit your complaining, okay? Geez.
I didn't like how it is.
Oh my god.
I'm scared, but I'm scared right now.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.
You don't have to worry about a thing.
I'm scared, and I'm sure you're scared right now.
I don't know.
No!
No, no, no.
Why are they screaming?
I think I heard.
Here he is.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, we got this.
I should go my legs again.
I might trick you again just make sure it's funny
each time yeah I think I can't
go for sheer y'all I'm feeling pretty
What's your favorite?
shredded cheese
mozzarella cheese
Colby Jack
mozzarella cheese
mozzarella cheese
mozzarella cheese
mozzarella cheese
mozzarella cheese
I really want pizza
pizza
what kind of pizza?
we're mega gardener
we're army and extra cheese
Oh
Oh
$20,000 poop
I found this guy. Mega wiener. Yeah
Yeah, I am
Yeah
Yeah, these muscles are fake. They swear
Where?
Oh my god, there he's made us.
He's welcome.
Guys, we got a poop!
I'm gonna poop.
We got a big poop.
Oh, no, no, no!
We got a big poop.
Big poop!
We've just died.
I'm gonna poop!
Why did someone just die?
Why did she die?
I think my legs can jump.
The poop!
She's welcome to the-
Oh, no, the poop!
The poop!
I'm gonna drag the poop over to the extraction.
Okay.
Can you bring that poop over, bro?
The poop!
The poop!
The poop!
the booo
the booo
there's never anything in here
i'll take you by the house
just throw it all in
i got the power
yeah yeah yeah
we can make it back
we don't need to do this
or they'll crack you
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahaha
They are much crazier.
Let's not want a poop extraction.
Double poop extraction.
Help! He's coming!
What?
He's coming, he's coming.
A colonic?
Colonics.
Yeah, that's just getting your butt power washed.
Would you like a...
A nurse rubbed your tummy.
A poop transplant?
Okay.
Wait, that sounds really nice.
But actually, yeah.
Can I give you a call?
Come on, man.
Maybe we can give each other Kwanis.
Yeah, at the same time.
Come on, you gotta work for it!
Come on!
Come on!
I think we can make it work, did it?
Fuck you!
Yeah.
You stupid...
...f***!
Yo, what's up, Kwanis?
Over here?
We're gonna do some...
No, no, no, don't do it!
Don't do it!
You're too nice.
I've been too nice.
I've been too nice.
You're too nice.
No, why don't you take some of this?
Take it.
The rumors were true.
You are really good at this.
Guys, let's say if I want you to know.
My cheeks?
Oh, why not?
What is that?
Pinch your cheeks?
Yeah, I would pinch them.
Is this bad?
I mean you can take it for a long time yeah well unless I like you thanks you like you can't work in the Acolytic right yeah
I don't think you soul
I don't think you're a lot like a lot of cars
One time I had a car and I was like are we facing anyone else?
I don't think so
Park is dead
Oh shit
They knocked my ass out
Thank god
I don't know what I wanted to be a look for
I don't think so
I don't think so.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, wow!
Let's go!
What is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Are we gonna be killed?
No!
Oh, no!
Yeah, you did!
I'm putting my tax coin in my mouth!
Oh, you're gonna be killed!
We gotta pick up...
...the dark.
How do we put a name?
Oh yes!
I think we may need to redo the lobby.
I think only you got it.
Let's just go back to the lobby.
Oh really?
Oh no wait!
What?
Yeah we all...
Hit main menu.
Hit main menu.
Cool glosses.
He's on the hit main menu.
Now I can do it.
You can do it.
Look.
Look at my cool glosses.
No!
I need to hit the...
Who the fuck are you?
Who's that?
We all pick up the coin.
Yeah, we all got it.
I think we all got it.
I got a hat!
Wait, how do you...
Oh, you got a...
Oh, yeah, wait, how do you put your coin in?
Oh, you just press B.
Yeah, you just press B.
I got a hat.
What are you best?
Oh, no!
That's so cute.
You're turning.
I look a little homeless I want to put that on.
It's getting a little homeless.
What's this?
A scout.
Oh, okay, whatever that is.
Oh, I got dirt pooping for my arm.
Let's go.
I look a little homeless.
Put dirt on your arm.
Okay, we need we need to redo the lobby
We have to get out of the shop first. I got tiny glasses
Wait, do we get out of the shop first?
Oh, thanks
Oh, that's good for you
I think I know where it works
I'm gonna send you down
I have to shop first and then leaving
Okay, I'm gonna have to buy stuff now
I have to buy stuff now
Guys, I buy things! We need to leave after leaving the shop
I'm gonna invite Mark
Okay, what's this? Semi-pot walkies
Oh, we can go walkies.
I put a hat on.
That's a hoverboard.
You've done that?
I'll put my duty on.
I'll put my forcekin back.
Woo!
I'll put it on, Bram.
I'll put my forcekin back.
I've got my duty on.
You've got your forcekin back.
This is good.
Your little jacket looks good.
I look like I'm wearing a sock.
You are giving homeless a little yeah, just like a bit. That's okay. Oh
We got a buy things
No
Well, I mean
It's not your fault. Yeah
Oh
I have one health. Can I buy this?
I like small little glasses.
My small glasses?
I got bullied.
You look like you had a hard time reading.
Yeah, I got bullied because of people that got stupid.
I'm a gamer.
That too.
All right, now we can save you. It's not dumb.
All right, we gotta redo Lobby.
Me, me, and you.
Let's go!
Does this save automatically?
Yes!
Private game.
Is it this one?
Uh-oh. Which one is it?
Oh, it's this one.
Wait, the update is pretty nice!
Ahem.
The update is pretty sick, it's pretty sweet.
That means it's gonna come up ghost and kill you.
They gave us mis-targeted aggression.
You know?
Perchance, egg.
Maybe this is an egg.
Perchance.
What the fuck are you, Croc?
I'm back.
Come on.
You're so cool, but you're a crocodile version.
Oh, I'm not even a crocodile.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Croc?
Because it's cool.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're basically a rock.
I would do no suggest.
What?
He's a dinosaur, he's stupid.
He's a prehistoric crocodilian.
What?
He's the only crocodile valley.
Did you realize?
There's a big one.
Oh my god, there he is.
There he is.
Who?
Who?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
What does it say?
Who's this guy?
It says who's this guy.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
talking this guy you should learn how to talk yeah dude yeah yeah yeah I we've
been are you just a guy it's just a guy he's not talking hello hello oh okay we
We can pick up uh, Goonmaster too.
Alright, pick up Goonmaster.
Goonsempai!
I missed Goonsempai.
Pick up Goonmaster.
Hooray! Goonmaster's coming.
Hey! Lark! He's been trying for hours.
Lark! We can OT you!
Hey! That's my color!
Yeah, you can't be greedy.
Oh, they're really your territorial.
Change yourself for everybody in here.
Gotcha, Gun!
There he is!
He's so much easier!
Yes, I got you, Gunner.
Is that the Brown Dust 2 champion?
Yes, it is.
Oh, really?
Gun!
Wow.
Yes, would you agree?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Um, you can hear.
I'll fix that.
Locke, I like how you change your name, who's this guy, after I said who the fuck are you,
the first one.
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this guy?
Who's this fucking guy?
What's the second G stand for?
Is it Pergun?
Grampon?
No.
I'm calling you Grampon.
I'm calling you Grampon.
I'm calling you Grampon.
I'm calling you Grampon.
I'm calling you grandpa!
He's my coon!
Cooner Senpai!
Grandpa Coon...
Wow!
He's the only other thing I know!
Croc, we're not gonna be friends anymore.
Aw...
I'm not gonna...
They know it's not okay if I goon, but it's okay if he goons?
Yes.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's time for his reputation.
That's literally goon master, dude!
Yeah, man, you haven't lived until you've seen his two-hand thing.
I'm not talking about everything I know, aren't you listening?
You're the thing, I'm not everybody.
With two hands, and also on the front of the pants.
You can do it once we get in there.
He should be white or what?
As light as he should be.
I'm already the right color.
Wait a minute.
What?
What?
Come on.
Yeah, he's graying out.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
You know
You've been coated
Yeah, you like me. Hello. I don't think Bob's there right now
What's not home
What is this we got one cosmetic what okay?
Yeah, we got one single.
Mine was the poop on my arm. Do you like it?
Yeah, I like it.
That's pretty esoteric.
I don't like it.
No, that's okay.
No, it's okay.
You forced him.
No, that's okay.
Yeah, it's the poop on my arm.
Oh, nice.
That was mine. That was my cosmetic was the poop on my arm.
Am I letting this go?
No, it's okay.
No, I don't know.
I just want you to be safe.
Double team, man.
I want you to survive.
No, but you deserve to play the game.
No, come on.
Double team, man.
No, you and me, guys.
I'm first all the time.
Come on, man.
What's this?
Uh, all of my health is gone but I didn't eat it.
Yeah!
Oh!
Wow, that's crazy.
I have like a hundred now.
I heard you, Mark.
Look, look, you're healthy.
You're perfect.
Let me feed you.
Just keep eating.
You hear, Thoth?
I cannot hear you.
Stop it!
I fucking hate you!
You know, it's such a true instinct.
I can't hear you.
I can't see.
You're warned.
You're so scary.
I can't hear you.
I hear you.
Thoth, Thoth.
I can't hear you.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm not to fix this.
I can't hear this.
Girl, the beast is so sad about the story.
I don't know how many times I've been touched.
Can I hear them at all?
I know the beast is so sad.
Start the game. Start the game.
I can't hear, but it's Jack in here.
That's so funny.
They're on the way.
What's up?
Are you guys...
What are you doing?
I'm a vicar.
My hair's kicking in, guys.
Dude, is that actually what is the...
The name is called?
I decided to call them because he didn't have a name for this.
Oh, that's what the Red Nose is good at.
Lopah is good.
Lopah Lopah is.
Um, what's the name?
This is the one nationals that works really well.
He's gonna go back again.
If you don't take it, I will.
Hey, what's up? My name's Shia.
I know what you're saying.
Larker.
I'm angry. That's all I have to say.
Nice to meet you.
Oh wow, how can I fart with your butt?
Eep!
It doesn't work.
Are you to unlock it though? You can't just throw your butt at birth?
It's unlockable ability.
Oh okay.
Oh shit, a cart.
Oh nice.
He's gonna stop sulking.
Is it like, is it like mutual ball?
Oh wow, thank you.
Everyone, decry buff real quick.
I'm not gonna say fine.
Thank you.
Yeah, thank you guys for your might ego
Stop, please
Why stop, you are so financially stable
Yeah, I wonder why
I like how you yelled the Chaya paid for your crimes
No, I'm right here
I'm not dead
Oh, you're still alive, nice, nice
Who died?
I think Ariel though
That was not my phone
I think egg died
I think he's pretty washed
He was kinda scary in the first patch, but it's been four batches, you know.
He's not that sharp anymore.
Bro, Harper, you did not just break something on him.
Bro, Harper, stop breaking shit!
Oh, he fell over.
the door says I like what I would call it
hey update you can't shoot between the bars just be aware
I
Am he stinky, bro
Just turn and kill you
uh what the f**k
i blame fire for this
it literally didn't kill me
yeah i saw it
here we go
what was happening there
did you see that
there's no attraction we can just leave it there
oh please tell me you saw that
holy s**t
Oh, there was like a guy that was, I think I got him killed, but there was a guy that
was like running into the cart and then the old man was like shooting at me because I
was talking and it was just, I was getting like railed from both sides man, I don't
know what was going on.
Lucky.
You got to fill the first one.
Yeah, there was a white marshmallow guy who went down there.
I'm fucking dead, we're gonna do a body.
Okay, I'll try to revive you fast.
I believe in him. If anything could save us.
Am I the only one alive?
It is him.
Dude, he got so sick of us, he was like, I'm pulling him in here.
Why aren't you just sitting in the corner trying to fix his audio?
That's too heavy.
That's my Dune Senpai!
You're alive!
That's Mr. Gune!
Yeah, I mean, of course I am Dune.
Grand Paul Gune!
Oh my god.
There's a white marshmallow guy.
There's Shia! There's Mr. Gune!
There's my buddy!
Hey, what's up?
We have so many players, this is great.
He has so much blood on his hands.
I think we need a second black eye.
Nice. I think we need to beat him up.
I think we need to get him.
Lock him up.
So, um, the door saved my life from...
from... from blind man.
I think we should just carry this guy.
Oh guys.
You have so much blood on your hands.
Aw.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, it's so cute, guys.
You think you're cute?
Hey, aw.
Aw, look at you.
I'm gonna pick you up going out of things.
There you go.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Ha ha ha.
Is that you?
You're screaming as the heck?
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I just had a word for saying, dude.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah!
Okay, great.
Very nice.
Have fun!
Okay, great.
Right.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Oh!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Why are you telling us to get a rat?
Just a question.
I want to get back to you as an example.
I love you, Rex, everybody.
It's not so bad as an expansion, right?
Oh, Rex, I think I had something to say.
Yeah, when you have someone like me,
when he brings everyone back into this,
you're Rex.
Yeah, you're Rex.
You're Rex.
You're Rex, though.
You're Rex, now!
You're Rex, now!
You're Rex, now!
I love you, I love you, I love you so much, man.
This is really amazing.
You like it?
Do I love this I love the fascist
It's designer, you know
Can I say?
Designer for skin?
I can tell
My designer for skin
Yeah
A penis for a penis
This is crazy
I got a penis for a penis
I want designer for a skin
Oh I bet you want a penis
Hey
Oh yeah that happens
I bet you want a penis for a penis
You said money
Wait who want a penis hat?
Yeah it's like $5,000
Please
He thinks his audience is gonna be seen as well.
Yeah, he did.
There's a bunch of stuff here.
Oh, uh, can we match eyes?
Okay, never mind. I'll just fucking rot.
I'll just fucking pass away.
You can't bully me, you're a nerd! You wear glasses!
Hey, look at this.
That's my glasses.
I found an eye!
Leave him alone!
Oh shit, is he-
Oh!
I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
I got you, babe.
Excuse me.
It's my aunt.
Hey, Gwyn.
You and I are the managers of this game, right?
I got my eye on you.
We got a statue to carry.
I think so, guys.
I think it's better not.
Oh my god.
I don't think what I can do with a fourth.
It's your baby.
Oh my god.
There's this dude in here that's like where she goes.
I'll see if he's an HQ.
I'm going to get a cube.
Yeah, you're at 1-8.
I'm running out.
Yeah, so in case someone runs into you with an eyeball,
you'll have to do something right.
All right, Grun, you got this, right?
Help!
Help!
I can't believe I was trying to get the ball.
I don't need help, buddy.
Actually, mouse, you need help.
With your strengths.
Do the big step.
It'll be okay.
We'll be right back.
Great, okay.
Oh, uh, uh, I was saying...
Where is Mark?
What the fuck?
Bad dragon.
Just straight, just spot, oh bo-
Go with the pull of the spear!
Sorry, no one gets what it looks like.
I can help, I'm straight.
Oh, I'm straight.
Go gay, go gay.
Oh, gay.
Sure, Shai.
Go gay.
What do you mean by that?
I'm gay and straight, bro.
I'm married, dude.
Sure, Shai.
I'm so gay.
Reverse pride.
You have reverse pride.
Reverse pride.
Hmm.
Well, well.
Well, she wasn't-
How is that some more money we could have gotten than I guess it's-
What is it?
Oh my god.
My part is acting!
No, no!
Potion!
Drink my potion!
Oh, thank you!
Yeah!
This is really cool!
I know!
Did I miss you?
You messed up.
I did, yeah.
This is so messed up.
Hup!
Shiet, stop it! You're my people!
You're killing me, Laza! You did it last time!
Hurry up, Laza! How's it going?
We need to get out of here.
That's what you killed!
That's what you killed in the last time!
What moon are we at guys what's the moon phase
Oh my god, get away from me.
You
You lay down
What you hated me is you killed me I didn't kill you you'd hope but I thought I
I helped so you could ha, so you could...
We could...
Thank you...
I'm trying to...
Yeah.
I saw you were...
And then you...
I was...
It's okay.
He's gone.
Watch out.
Watch out.
It's a tumor!
No!
I'm not a tumor.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
They're being bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Don't twist them.
I saw your back.
Don't twist them.
My streamer.
We're back.
She's alive.
She's back.
She's back.
God, she's back.
I can't stand her.
You're gonna make your money pay me.
That's crazy.
That was actually crazy.
This guy, this guy, I do not fuck with.
Well, he's like you.
The small dog part would be like, yeah.
You know what's really funny?
He's like, you're free to go.
He just didn't like the dog.
I wish I was free to go.
Where's my cosmetics?
No cosmetics for you.
You have it.
What's it for?
What's it for?
I'm sorry dude you're gonna be sad.
Never mind that's my ocean.
You're gonna get one guy from like family.
Who's that?
Get in the bag.
Get in the box.
Hold on, I gotta turn you off.
Just turn me off please.
There you go, gotcha.
Oh, thank you.
How's it going with me?
How you doing today gamer?
Let me get a little bite of that.
I am bad.
That's my class.
I want to see you.
You got your strength.
I'm so strong.
I can't understand it now dude.
Look, your hat is literally just me.
Look.
Bows, are you a penis?
Yes.
How are you gonna know?
They'll never know.
They'll never know.
She's very penis.
I'm a penis.
Look at her.
She's penis.
Hey, who do you recognize?
Bows is shape.
Oh, you're penis.
It's a man, dude.
Degenerative is now recognizable in the industry.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Mouse is the splitting image of it.
She's actually insane
Why would it be spitting you it is it's no it's her stream
No!
I can't!
Again?
No, it's through the image.
It came back, it came back.
Okay, okay.
Hey, no fucking way, bruv.
No, we're back!
Chess is back again!
Well, back to the channel first.
I'll tell you later, sorry.
Bidding image.
I would have some of these things.
Hey!
I want to explain.
I haven't seen any pictures, though.
Take this shit.
Let me just finish it all.
Yes.
That's true.
That is true, and you are the Goon Master, so.
Oh my god, it's Gorn.
And they didn't see no more.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
No more.
That was a really good core impression.
There are.
I don't have any balls.
You will soon.
Oh, what is this?
Cracky ball.
Cracky ball.
Cracky ball.
Cracky ball.
Cracky ball.
Cracky ball.
You're really, you're a nappy.
I'm just gonna take a little nap, you know.
Is it itchy?
What?
Is it itchy?
Does it itchy?
A little bit.
Yeah?
Scratchy.
I found the biggest thing I've ever...
Oh, milk chump!
Look how big this milk is!
What is it?
Breast milk.
It says organic.
Oh shit, that's the best trick.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh, no.
My favorite object!
Oppressed milk.
It's my life!
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Breast milk!
I want to see it.
A breast milk.
Yes.
It was a breast milk!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
I got you, Janus. It's okay. Grandma Boon. Grandma Boon.
You sound so cute with the little thing with the little guy. You sound so cute with it.
And I sound like a fucking like cute person.
He's coming for us.
Look, Sharp. Grandma? I mean, Grandma Boon, so she should be fine.
Grandma's coming for her milk.
No, not milky. Grandma wants her milky.
Grandma don't want us to have her milky.
Grandma's like, these are my milky's and you can't have my milky's.
Exactly.
Now, somehow, she's going to come and serve me.
Anyway, she's locked out of aquatine.
She's coming for me!
She's coming for the penis!
She can't have my penis.
Hey, everybody's dead. Sorry to say.
Wait, how do we stop this?
Awww, did you kill the ball, Lorrie?
You got one fucking job, dude.
How do we stop this?
How do-
Oh, gosh, she's coming.
You just gotta run forever.
Until she decides she wants to come on up.
Oh, come on, let's go help the dead people.
I'll put it down.
Come on, let's go get the dead people.
You saw that? It's so sad.
Aww, okay.
I like my things.
I know you do.
Bro, I had such a bad day today.
Can Connor join Girls Night?
No.
What's happening?
What did not happen today?
So, on my way to the doctor's appointment, I almost hit a deer, so your cousin came out
of nowhere.
Oh my cousin!
Um, after that, the doctor had like 15 different things in my, my, my, um, so that was fun.
That was awesome.
Yeah, and then after that, I forgot to add this part earlier when I told the story.
I got ran over by someone in a wheelchair accidentally.
Oh my god!
So that happened.
And then I went to go pick up my packages.
One was busting.
Which is what people mean when they say do the tricks on them.
So I continued.
And then when I got home, I'm like, well at least I have my one package.
And I opened it up and 90% of the package was just...
So I just sat there and stared at it for a minute.
I'm like, I don't need this today anymore.
On the bank day, I don't even like today anymore man. I want to go home
Your life
I got that culture today and I mean that wasn't fun where it looks like
The package is missing one of them is missing guys come look at this come come come come
What the fuck do you want us to look at you know I don't think you can
Why do you want us to look at you know I don't think you can
Where are you going over there I'm going over there
It's pretty good. It's very good.
Oh god.
Big ol' baby head.
head
oh fuck me
Start again, blow the booty up.
I'm from here.
Everybody's gonna die down there.
That's okay. That's none of my business.
You guys are pregnant!
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
They're coordinating so well. This is perfect.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
What a thousand hours.
Where was my maid?
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I can't reach this.
Put it down!
Put it down!
Put it down!
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll go find the extraction point. Okay. Gonna find my dead body. Got it. Thanks, Goon. You're welcome.
Oh, mouse died here. And I'll, they mounted on the screen. Dude, the penis died. That's your, your penis gone, Goon.
It's like it's it's just a piece. Oh this guy. Oh no, I'll have
I hate that guy. What the what's happening to you? What did I die to? What? I don't know.
Did he attack you? Something that kills you in the
Oh, I don't know what can we get a break here. I just ran me down. Okay. Yes
Jesus crow
She's actually going she's hunting you down
I'm helping you babes
Thanks for helping me your walk. I'll come back and get the goon
Is it up here, okay
He will suck our juice.
Suck out all my juice.
Oh my god, he sucked you dry?
He sucked me dry, holy.
That's the guy with the head with legs.
If you pop him open, he'll suck you back, actually.
He's holding on to it for later.
That's the butterfly plant?
Yeah, then you can suck him back.
Hey, I'm gonna suck em back!
I'll suck em back, sorry.
That means grandma's gonna stop freeing kids.
I mean, if you're offering.
Yeah, we can double suck.
That's not good for you bears.
Oh, it's got my juice in it, get it!
Throw it down, hold it down, and suck it down together.
It's got my juice!
It's kind of foul.
Mash it into the ground.
Oh, over here.
Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Tommy's well enough to not like me.
I'm sorry, I just needed to.
Well, well, well, that's why I said,
I didn't hear, quick.
Yeah, I think the only person who's strong enough right now
to suck it back is him.
Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, well, well, well, well, well.
Uh, if you get up...
I'm fine with my—
Push!
There, push the—
Push push!
Wait there's a bunch of dead people—
There's a bunch of dead people—
Wait!
It's a—
Are you gonna bring me back to life or what?
Come on, guys.
Why?
Come on.
It's a lie, it's a lie.
It's a lie.
I'm coming.
Uh oh.
Green people, please save me.
Green people, please save me.
Hello?
Oh no, they were gonna...
The thing broke.
The thing broke.
The thing broke.
Uh oh.
Watch out.
It wasn't in the square.
Oh my god.
You guys didn't have it.
That was so much money.
Oh hey listen, we can save all the dead people now.
Let's give them a hand.
Awesome.
I don't know if we can get enough money.
Can we make the money out of goods and services?
Maybe we could do like snobbishes or a dance?
Can we sell locks? Can we sell them?
I'm unsellable. I'm tainted goods.
Oh, so really nothing out here?
This is going to be really good.
There's a laser on three.
I think they can recover.
Yeah.
So much confidence in this one.
I'm well said.
Yeah, I've scored no-no-crocs in the first year.
Let's have a spree!
What's that?
They will, I believe.
No, they'll do it.
Oh, my legs!
They might not bite.
They don't have to believe in crocs,
but we can believe in like, hard crocs.
No, I believe in hiding them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Hahaha.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Oh!
Stop it.
We can do it.
We can do it.
Oh, I don't know if there's anything left.
Mist. Mist.
Surely there's something left to see.
Oh, well, stop.
I'm performing things I stopped.
The boys are just fucking around.
Just look.
We need more money.
If you guys like that, take it's like $3,000.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah, OK.
Yeah, let's take it.
Yeah.
What about this skull?
I can't even sell this.
Oh God brittle, oh, okay
Everything we picked up so far. It's pretty brutal. It falls apart. I'm excited. That's true. Yeah, what about dinner?
Yeah, gooner. Thanks
Noona
My stamina regen so slow
Why don't we get the money from we yeah, I can okay
She's trying our best
I know you're supposed
I believe in you.
Aww, that was really good.
That was really good.
You did really good.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
So, uh...
You did really good.
Thank you.
I tried my best.
I like to think that I'm somewhat of a...
A...
A...
A...
A...
A bit of a gamer.
I have.
I've been told I'm a bit of a gamer literally.
Literally.
Mommy tells me every night.
Yeah, she was just talking to me and she was like, she weighs me to bed on my throne of the doors.
Oh, Mark.
She gives me my six-seven chicken nuggets across the screen.
Yeah, that's right.
What?
That's all it's got to do.
Damn, I was thinking about it.
Nasty, nasty.
Mark is crashing out.
Okay, he's crashing. That's fun.
Like, the duality of what's been happening here, Grimoire.
It's so awesome to see you.
Dude, I'm like, Bora, that's my wife.
Oh, my.
There she goes.
There she goes.
Even Grimoire's here.
You've got a really pretty wife.
Crazy.
I need somebody and always.
Oh, hey.
So, Crocs, you have some bad news bears.
I'm sure we can find some.
Chefs.
Yeah, they're cooked, right? They have no money? Yeah, I think we're dead.
Like you said, they're like you separated the failure from yourself. That's beautiful.
Yeah, of course. This isn't my last person's fault.
Yeah, it wouldn't be my fault. I'm not the one out there, though.
Yeah, you're dead. How could it be your fault?
You're dead. Your time box is full.
Yes.
How could it be your fault?
Yes
Yes
I do like that idea, wait a minute
I'll have to think about it
I will kill myself and it's Croc's fault
No, don't kill yourself
Hot and sexy are you?
It's one thing, we go here and pick up the school
I'm going to jump.
Thank God.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
I'm going to jump.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Aw.
I'm still alive, unfortunate.
Little higher up, you know.
Yeah, you think so.
It's Crocodile.
Yeah, Parker.
I'm still alive this is true now it's harkas okay oh my god no no wait what if
Oh, I pick you up.
No.
There's no way she's asleep.
There's no way.
That kind of worked.
Here.
There is one.
She's really making me flat.
Kill me please.
So gross.
Hey, Mark, it's your fault.
Yeah.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm dying.
You took the head off.
It means by default, it is your fault.
I'm a level.
Okay.
I don't want to be the fuck woman.
That's definitely not my fault.
What?
It's croc salt.
Why is it my great job team?
That is so disstanding.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Wait, that's just a telescope.
Oh, good head.
I found that.
I'm so sorry.
I'm not picking up.
What is that?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's stay back!
Die at you!
Good fun?
No!
Die!
Did you watch your own penis body?
You've slain a friend!
Yes!
I died.
There's no way we let this guy win!
Let him win!
This is Kroc's fault!
This is Kroc's fault!
This is your fault!
This is Kroc's fault!
This is Kroc's fault!
What? I only killed one person!
That's one person too many, but...
Yeah, uninvited!
You should work out of a lot of violence to see me fail, or else the world just wants to see me fail.
Run it back!
Round two!
You guys are just jealous of my crown.
Get in!
Oh.
Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah!
You're a good man.
Nice work.
You're jealous of the shit on my arm.
Ha ha ha!
Shit on your arm.
She's the best medic.
I was just looking at shit on your arm.
You should wash that arm.
Everybody wants that.
You know I like it.
No problem.
I'm playing your arm pool.
No problem.
You need to cross.
Thank you.
I can do it.
Oh look at this.
No this is fine.
Continue pleasant.
Push.
You wanna pick my arm?
I must not push in your-
We gotta find more cars than that is.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ah.
Ah, why are you sitting here chasing me?
Oh, there's a new thing down there.
I
Love balls stop looking at it man. I want to look at it all day
That's it. Oh, oh I like that. I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh
Oh, I can't look away.
Oh, I hear clown shit.
Oh, it's the local baby.
What does this do?
Put it down. I heard the clown.
I heard him.
There's also a balloon boy.
Put him down.
Put him down.
Please, I can't stop looking at it.
Please, put it down.
The guy is in the comments.
Pass my ass, please.
Thank you.
I don't know if I can let this go. I think it might just fly away.
Oh! Okay.
I'm not getting out of here.
There's one more thing over here.
Oh! I have a little plane.
Oh yes, take your little plane.
Take the little plane.
Oh good heavens.
Fire mouse is here.
What?!
What? Who did you put in there?
I know! You're a piece of trash, Lark!
Um, actually!
Why don't you stay in there where you belong?
Who are you?!
Uh, yeah, I'm Criminal Clark, the world's greatest, uh, fey thief.
And also, listen, you're going with the hard way. Get to work, champ. Go pick something up.
My hat isn't hard. It's my foreskin.
Safe in here.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty safe in here.
I'll see. Hey, congratulations. That's really great.
I wish you could have poor poor skin like me.
I can't repeat that actually. I can't read that out loud.
What were you going to read out loud?
It's a sneak. I can't. Hey, let's just check this out.
Watch this.
There's a pot on your bottom.
You're going to get us killed, you asshole.
I will have to destroy you and everything you will give.
You wasn't here.
That's a great idea.
Thanks, girl. Naturally!
That's fucked up, man.
You shouldn't have said that.
I was putting you on your fucking foot!
That is what I would call a karma croc.
You did that to you, and you deserve it.
I'm surprised I didn't die there, but I respect it.
Thank you, clown, for letting me live.
Hey, what if I believed that?
Oh, that's cool!
You didn't go in!
No!
Oh, no!
Why would you jump out, Crock?
I can't believe it!
Did we win?
Oh, that was it.
We won.
That was so easy.
We won.
This game's for babies.
This is easy.
It wasn't meant to hold his hand.
Oh my god
I think it's really funny if we did it
That's I do that hey croc has a gun buddy
I forgot how to play this game.
What?
Bye bye buddy.
That was crazy timing on that comma.
I felt that.
The loser was going to kill me, but I only put you into the boom because you told me not to.
Wow.
Oh my God.
You deserved it.
I want to see him in the upwind.
Guys, look at him differ.
I go, oh my God.
Oh, oh.
I want you.
Oh, I wonder.
Don't make me do it. Don't make me do it. I will hurt you.
There's a recipe to it.
Okay, save me $42.
Are there secrets?
There's a prank! Wait! Wait!
I'm friendly. Don't do it! Don't do it!
Thank you. I'm sorry. It was an accident.
He's pregnant. He's on my side.
What happened sport what happened you? Yeah, I changed all the shops so I don't know where
to go. Change. What's wrong buddy? You seemed a little down. You didn't lose your head did
I really enjoyed my time with Buff and Shia. They were wonderful friends and today we celebrate their life as well as their death.
Oh my god, that is live!
Oh, you've been staying here for a long time. I think you're dead.
Oh, sorry, my bad. Shia. Shia, my bad. Shia.
Alright, let's be live. But Shia is still dead.
Yeah, Shia is still dead.
In loving memory of Shia.
Yeah, he's dead.
Hey!
Hey!
They want to stick it to me, the eulogy.
How are they?
Dude, I was, I was, I was, I was...
I'm ready.
My food is here!
Yay!
Food!
Can I have a bite?
Food!
Food!
Food!
Yeah, what you got?
What are you doing?
No, no.
Let me get a bite.
Let me get a bite.
I'm ready to get a bite.
Don't get a bite.
Don't get a bite.
Don't get a bite.
Don't get a bite.
Don't get a bite.
I already ate dinner, I'm fine.
I'm just gonna live off this damn emotion.
Should I buy food or should I eat soup?
Soup.
What?
Ha ha ha ha!
Living off energy drinks. That's the way to do it
Okay, I got my stuff when I die. I'm gonna get super I got me. Let's go hide this word
No one will find it. All right guys make sure to kill croc so he can eat. Yeah
Everyone kill croc right now. No, they'll never find it here
Kill super super super super
Super, Super, Super, Super Hot, Hot, Hot.
Wait, that's so funny.
Super, Hot.
Super, Super, Hot.
Wow, you can spin people.
Super.
Guys, I have to take my suit off.
Take it, take it.
Okay, okay.
You look like a life.
I'm alive.
You're a life.
Hello, Alive.
They call me Super, Alive.
Oh
This is Jackie's shirt call me glasses Jackie shirt, man
I called you got you got you G that's cool
I'm gonna call him that's good boon bait
Boon baits my my discord
and react. Yeah, it's great. Hold on. I can't see it.
I feel like I'm going to get demonetized on that one.
No, it's it's it's a right loving sister. Right.
Yeah, sister. Right, man. Oh, what?
Very loving. It's a very loving rap. Yeah.
Shia Yatsuri. What?
What? What? Yeah.
Yeah, that's a my job.
At least I'm using the years I've been doing this for.
Reactive gameplay.
Oh!
Yeah!
Haha.
That's one of my favorite images.
And that's the laugh that sounds the protagonist's last choice to...
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So hot.
Ahhhhh.
Dude, I'm flying.
Look at this.
Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate.
Yeah!
Shut up!
Sorry? Sorry?
Are we going?
What are they calling?
We don't have to wait for me
No, we can't wait for me
I'm always waiting for you
Shut the fuck up!
Okay, fuck!
Okay
I don't like there's a history here, I'm missing
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Okay
Okay, we can go
excuse me
excuse me
excuse me
picture
excuse me
you can go ahead
oh, okay, well...
this is a $500 thing
this is a $1400
you wanna smash them together as hard as we can?
No! This is my responsibility!
Oh.
I didn't do anything.
I was like, what?
What?
Don't you know this number of years, you know?
I thought you deserved a wheel to ride, Shaka.
Oops.
Oh, no, not you.
I
Bitch close the door
Thank you for shutting the door
Gulp
Everybody dead?
He's a golfer!
Gulp?
Yeah.
I would never escape.
Only Gulp.
Yeah.
I would never stick on the go.
What?
You know, I was never worried about that with you.
Thank you. I'm glad.
That's okay.
What is happening?
They're skating and gulping.
Aw, lucky.
Bless you, K.
No, it's me.
Sorry, I was just moving the door, I thought it was up by myself.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We need a cart.
We found a big vase.
We found a big vase?
It's really big.
Let's give Vogue some lashes there.
The cart is over here.
Oh no.
Oh yeah, wait, we need that.
This is going to be okay.
Hello? What were you doing to my hair after?
Oh no.
Wait, where's the cart?
Bouncing you up and down.
Hey, hey, hey!
You like it?
We got it.
We got it.
Oh, come on.
What you enough for?
Oh.
Come on.
Yeah, we gotta go.
All right, show me the way, start.
Okay, this way, this way.
This way, yeah.
This way, yeah.
This way, yeah.
Take your bag! Take your bag!
Okay.
Okay, I'll put it in your bag.
Now you can show it off.
It's gonna be okay.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
It's gonna be nice and silly.
Yeah.
It's gonna be hot and silly.
Yeah, I am.
Like a hot tamale?
Like a what?
Sorry!
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, I know what that was all about.
Oh, yes.
No.
Shut up.
What the fuck is following my ass?
I have no idea.
I know that guy's been stalking me in the back.
I fucking hate my ass.
I'm just a fat asshole.
I'm just trying to find my ass.
Somebody saved my life by getting his attention.
Stop!
Stop!
life by getting his attention
I think I recognize you
Who is that?
Hey, it's just us
I don't know what I'm doing
Wow! Yeah, he's using Algae!
Oh!
I think he's too tall again
I don't know what I'm doing
I don't know what I'm doing
I don't know either
It's just something Brogie says
Fiber eat my ass?
Fiber eat my ass?
like fibromyalgia
you also don't know what it is
no, brosk
i don't know
it's gonna
oh, hahaha
nothing else, we have to stop it
oh, you guys do it
well, well, well, well
well, well, well
well, well, well
you can eat a scout fan
well, well, well
oh, he's coming back
He is arriving here.
You think he's going to, I don't want him to break our stuff.
Well, good thing we're going to put him in a place.
He won't break it if it's over there.
Pussy attack.
Oh, piss.
Is he close?
Oh my god.
Pussy attack.
Pussy attack.
No, attack him with your pussy.
We're going to attack him with the pussy.
Attack him with the pussy.
Oh, he's coming back.
Oh, look.
No.
I got him
There's another man
Grab this baby
Alright we gotta carry Grandma
Where?
Oh!
Grandma!
Where did we start?
Grandma!
It's over!
Bro, there's no one
What was that?
Hello?
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
Make your butt shrink, so it won't get into your ass.
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
What? Are you sure?
I don't know, Madden.
Yeah, Grandpa can't hear.
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
Rewr! Rewr!
Rewr! Rewr! Rewr!
I can't stop thinking about the Omelette Man.
The Omelette Man.
Oh, is it on that song?
Yes, I love that song.
Oh, so good.
Yeah.
Doesn't it make you think that's the only, like, amazing song that I could have been my friend for ever?
At least I can list out first, because I'm a long hauler of the Omelette Man song.
Yes!
I love that man!
I need that!
That Amalek man!
What do you say?
I love it!
I think you're fine!
That is so funny.
I love that man!
I love that man!
I got stuck making the cookies and I wasn't complaining because I got to listen to Amalek
the whole time.
Exactly!
What is it?
That man!
Uh, Darkhouse.
And you.
Yeah, you mascaled him okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so brave.
Yeah!
do you have a scary baby bro I thought it was a douche bottle
it looks like a douche bottle is full time and then it starts sucking it so
far I was so baffled when that happened I was literally like what the fuck am I
I'm watching.
Oh!
In here.
Why is he sucking himself up?
Hey, Grandpa.
Aw.
What's going on?
That's not the team pool.
Don't play around.
Aw, Grandpa.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
He's dry! That means that he stings with his brain inside that thing!
Yeah, yeah. True- Oh!
Yeah, good point.
Who's sucking off his brain?
You don't want me to.
His sucking his brain.
His- his calyxin brain.
Oh, that's a head.
He got heartache.
That's so...
Yeah, so head.
Get in the bathroom and change.
So head.
Oh, shit!
Sorry about that.
Here I am.
Oh my god.
He said he was asking himself that question.
No!
So, help!
There we go.
He's got a knife!
He's got a knife!
He's got a knife!
What did you ask yourself?
Wait!
There was no head.
No head.
Oh?
No head.
No.
Pencil emoji.
Pencil emoji.
This man's standing emoji.
Yeah.
Man standing emoji.
Oh, no he's not.
Man standing man emoji.
Yeah.
Walking man emoji.
Ocean emoji.
Horse emoji.
long dog emoji
this is so sad
last time i said thinking emoji
guys great news
i added an emoji to this
so you can stop typing
tie everybody's down games
wait, quick quick quick
this is like typing emoji after the word
after the logic
i think this is all for now
jeez
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die!
Careful!
Pretty even guys still out there!
Don't worry, I'm gonna be fine!
I'm not afraid!
I'm gonna go with them!
Okay good luck!
Open left, come on!
He's coming!
Open left, come on!
You missed!
You missed, I saw you try to pick me up!
Don't play games with me!
that's crazy we're live we are alive I need some I need some salty I need some
salt and some pepper for my soup oh good heavens he's still after us
I like Sam too.
Oh, Sam, yay!
Me love Sam and I.
Me love Sam and I.
I like Sam too.
Monday, eat my ass.
I roll eat my ass.
This is from Kupkape, and some people were saying that they were like,
five roll eat my ass, and then we were hanging out one time.
They were like, try to say five roll eat my ass, and then Johnny won't stop saying it.
I have no idea what you're saying.
I have no idea what you're saying.
I was just saying it.
Yes.
Yes, I have no idea.
Chester had a call and said, Fibro, you're my ass.
Yes, Fibro, you're my ass.
You have no idea what the organ was.
She just keeps saying it, man.
She just says it.
She just fucking says it.
It's been like a long time.
It's been like several months.
It's been several months.
Well, I've only had five months.
Well, I know that.
I don't have five months.
At least two months.
I did a little bit of shopping.
Thank you.
At least two months.
Okay.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
I did a little bit of shopping, thank you.
At least $6,000.
Okay.
Let's save $14,000.
Yeah.
Let's be respectful.
I think that's still a good one.
I don't want to hear that from you, Coon.
Put some money into the 401k.
No.
No.
It's important to nest your future nest.
I think it's called Ploppy Joe.
Sorry, I know you eat me.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, no, I'm full.
I'm good.
I didn't realize you were going to announce this.
I was at 100 the whole time.
You'd be too.
That's not your HP if anyone needs it.
Obviously, I'm just hoping gamers.
Dude, we carried that entire run.
I had to suck.
I'm eating soup.
I'm sorry.
You're at soup?
I'm eating soup.
Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
What kind of soup are you buying?
Minestrone.
Ew, sorry.
Why are you buying clothes?
Minestrone.
Fuck you!
What's minestrone?
Minestrone is big.
Are you a part of the game, bro?
Minestroke my winner!
Minestroke my winner!
Wait, so, Buffle, who was saying the same?
I came back and I was like...
Oh, Froggy.
Froggy came to say, if I brood eat my ass.
If I brood eat my ass.
Because I started it.
They were like, I'm gonna kill my ass.
Because I have fibromyalgia.
You have fibromyalgia?
I do have fibromyalgia.
I'm gonna kill fibromyalgia.
So fibromyalgia is a nervous system disease
because your body is so stressed for a long period of time
that if you have your nervous system and it does not regulate stuff,
so it attacks your body.
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, man.
Fibromyalgia doesn't eat ass because you have tons of fat.
I do have tons of fat.
Oh my god, that shit scared the shit out of me.
That's all I Friday even.
That's my friend.
He's kind of cute.
Oh my god, he heard me. It's on the kicking out.
Oh, stupid.
What?
Don't call him stupid.
Stupid.
I don't know what his name is.
Oh, egg.
Oh, what's this?
Egg.
Wow.
I found a martini.
I'm Martini! Let's go!
Girls night!
Shut up, I am!
Hey, get out of there! It's my Martini!
I'm getting off!
I don't care!
Don't be so cocky!
I'm gonna beat it!
Don't do that, don't do that.
I'm getting into it.
You wouldn't like it?
Don't do that.
You say you wouldn't like it, Hect?
It would be unhealthy for her.
It would be unhealthy.
I agree. Excited for a more vintage story.
I'm so fucking excited.
You understand? I'm so fucking incredibly excited for more vintage story.
What is he doing?
What is he doing to me?
What is this? What is this on my head?
What is this to you?
You look lovely.
You're gonna start vomiting.
I dumped it
okay
that was nasty
Whoop
UUURGH
I start to scare
FUCK ZAST
Yo, spit at him, spit at him spit at him
spit at him spit at him
UUURGH
SPIT AT HIM
WHERE IS HE
Yeah, I'm jump at him
FUCK YOUR EYES
FUCK YOUR EYES
FUCK HIS EYES UP
FUCK HIS EYES UP
GET HIS EYES UP
GO BABY
Multifoom
I went and shot
He's like cuckooing
He's like dead
Yeah
Yes
Yeah, wait
Oh, he's there free. Come on. Beat him up. Good job egg. I'm gonna let them handle that
That was beautiful
Oh no it's that guy!
Oh my god, ew ew ew!
It's cleanup crew, Faw!
Is that his name? That's his name!
That's his name!
That's his name?
Yeah.
I thought it was testicle man.
There aren't quite a few testicles.
But he cleans up pretty well, right?
You've seen me testicles, yes.
He has too many testicles!
I found a duck.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Gold.
Somebody get a mob.
A mob.
For a civil future.
A mob for a task.
So I could?
A mob for a task.
Oh my god.
Because a company would just like, hey, you suck at it.
Hi, are we camping? Yeah, you want some time? This is nice. You like camping? Um, no.
I've never been camping. Um, I was in the Boy Scouts and one time I was, they made us,
like it was like free labor, they made us work like for a pancake house and for like
week and at night we would go sleep in tents out in like a forest and it would
rain every night and I was on the the bottom side sorry I'm trauma dumping I
was on the bottom side like downhill so when it rained all the rainwater came in
and soaked into my sleeping bag and so I just slept in water every night and I
fucking hated it. Oh I didn't get a badge for it. I didn't get shit. I didn't give me shit.
How old were you?
Huh, I was in middle school.
Oh god, that's the worst.
Yeah.
I was like all on my own.
They didn't even provide food.
I ate like some pancakes and then
I think I ate some tree saps.
So you made pancakes
for a workplace
and then you got water
bought it every year.
That's pretty cool.
That's not a good advertisement for the Boy Scouts.
Yeah, so cool.
Guys, don't join the Boy Scouts.
Unless you want to get waterboarded, then you can join the Boy Scouts.
If you want to get waterboarded, join the Boy Scouts.
Waterboarded, yup.
There you go.
And an occasional pancake.
Or if you want to sleep on ice.
They made us go camping out during the winter.
and my dad came and we like we had to share a sleeping bag because it was so
fucking cold we had to share body heat like dojo
it was the worst yeah that would have been a lot more
what are you talking about boy scouts
I scout out boys
oh is someone moving me what is happening to me
Oh
Marshmallows on fire, and completely burnt before I eat them.
That's the best way to have marshmallows.
Oh, I wanna go camping.
Can we go camping?
Can we go camping?
One time, one time, I went to...
I wanna go camping!
Okay, we can go camping.
One time, I went to a Christian summer camping, and the leader of our lodge encouraged everyone else to
uh, ductate me into my sleeping bag, and so everyone did and then I cried.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it was really fucked up. I hated him. Dude, his name was David. I remember his name. It was David. He was a piece of shit.
He encouraged all the other boys in our lodge to ductate me into my fucking sleeping bag, and they didn't. I cried.
But why?
I don't know. He was a piece of shit.
What piece of shit?
He thought, I mean, I don't know, he was, he was Anxiv College dude that was in charge of like, ten middle schoolers.
I never went there. I thought of a thing.
Some more thing, but we had like, youth group. My church.
Oh.
And the youth group leader was always weird.
Oh.
I remember one time I went to like a youth group, one of the things, and I watched the details, and I told my mom that I hated it, and then when I never went back.
Oh my god.
They had like in the youth group like they didn't like separate like the teen and like the young teens from the older teens
So like we had like sometimes people that were like up to like 20 years old in youth group
Oh, so imagine like a 13 year old talking to like a 19 20 year old
You know we had that too and they made us Jell-O wrestle
Hey guys
Yeah, no, you've heard this story. I told you.
No, I've never read him of the age difference in the game.
Yeah, yeah, no, the dude that was the leader of the group, he was in college.
He was a communications major. I remember his name too.
He was really nice though. Like, I don't know.
Well, I'll just say, let's go finish this level.
Now that you're having a go, I always wonder now, I'm like, why was a 20 year old talking to me when I was 8' 12?
Yeah, kind of weird.
I'm not just so job-like, again.
No, it wasn't his job.
He was just, oh, there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Help!
We're gonna be just fine.
Yes, I'm gonna-
Run!
Help!
Help!
Do you watch out that thing's gonna get you?
Do you watch out it's gonna get you?
Oh man it got you.
Did they smell though?
Yeah.
Why would they not all be alive so soon?
He's got a fucked up seat to cover.
You gotta go.
There's a cute cat everywhere.
There's a cute cat everywhere.
No, no, he's gonna get you.
He's gonna get you.
He's gonna get you.
Oh no, this is my cat.
Sometimes I like to go back in the day and I'm like I don't know how to do that.
Can somebody send me so we don't die?
We did!
Yeah no I don't.
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Luckily I was fine.
Yeah luckily I was fine.
Guys I died again.
I was unharmed.
That's okay.
That's okay Crock.
It's been nothing of value as lost.
Nothing of value as lost.
Wow, that's crazy.
That's not very nice.
Egg was dead too.
I want more steam.
Oh no, Ed, I'm sorry.
Well, they changed the shop.
This is cool.
Nothing of value as lost.
Mark, look at me.
Mark, look at me.
I died while I was around here.
Look at the place we got.
You just realized that now?
It was me.
Well, it was the same last time and the other place I was in, it was the same.
Me, me.
Mark.
It has been changing!
Yeah, I can be so quick!
I don't even give a fuck!
It's the same up until just now. This is the first time.
There is no more.
I've seen this way over before!
Not once have I seen this.
Yeah, it wasn't you, right?
You mean me, right?
Che, you wanna hear a story?
I'm just remembering stories from when I was a child.
Wanna hear another story?
It was a guy that was in my church.
But I guess he wanted to get attention from the other girls.
So he thought it would be cool to like...
He would do like self harm because he thought like it made him look like cool.
But that's the thing right?
He would only do it like yeah it was it was the most fucked up I don't know why I'm just
remembering this shit right now.
I don't know why I'm just remembering this shit right now I just remember this guy that
used to do that.
And he would only do it like when we were like
Oh, they just heard me
It's good amount of multiplayer and I remember being a kid seeing that and I'm like
I like why is he doing that? We hear your play. You're okay
Okay, why am I?
But like he would only do it and he'd do it like
Okay, one day you'll be okay
And he would lay on the top of his arm
Can I just be over it?
Sometime it would be a bit weird.
What are you talking about, Pita?
Oh, I'm just telling chatter about weird memories that I'm having from when I used to go to church like youth group and stuff.
Oh, how hell yeah.
Oh, he used to go to church and sell farm at church.
At church? Would he wait until church?
Yes, he would wait until church.
I'm so depressed and everything is terrible and I just remember that now and I was like 13 and I'm like what is this fucking 18 year old doing?
I'm gonna make people scare watch this shit.
What brought up that memory?
What happened to me?
Oh, Lashia was talking about Boy Scouts and how he went to like a church like...
Oh my god, Boy Scouts.
I started thinking about all the church stuff that I went to and all the weird people like...
Come on, here we go.
Somebody tried to kill me.
That's crazy.
Show me his wiener.
I'm gonna put this on the front of this.
You're a computer.
I was in the bathroom when I was in third grade and I made him cry.
Oh!
That's pretty cool though.
That's something I'm referring to.
I meant Shia stole Crocs in here.
Actually it wasn't 3rd grade, it was 1st grade.
No, they didn't steal it.
It was 3rd grade and I made him cry.
Because I screamed when he saw his wiener.
Let me see.
You destroyed that little prank in the yard!
He didn't lock the door!
And he went to the bathroom and I was going to go to the bathroom.
And I opened the door with it.
And I was in 3rd grade.
I
Sir crying
And I understand that's a body whoreshit. I get it
I also point the banking is kind of crazy. You want to add them
Never ever need no matter what son
Teach me about pee-pee's
That's the big shit. Don't worry. It'll get louder. I thought everybody had Bengina's I wish mouse would play
I just thought everybody had bang jen
I just thought everybody had bang jen
I said what I said
I thought something was wrong with this
I already had two of the health
Somebody ripped out his infant
Somebody ripped out his infant
I'm trying to find out
Listen, I'm just saying
Some people would go crazy to have that
Some people would go crazy to have that
To have me pointed and
Where should we go green?
Yeah
You're so valid, Ian.
We know that you're the worst victim of that.
Scream at my penis.
My dream has finally come true.
Oh, God.
I guess what this means.
Okay.
I'm in here.
Oh no, I don't know what that is.
Pino.
What's your favorite back room?
Uh, uh, uh, this.
How?
What's your favorite back room?
Oh, I love the pool.
Yeah, I love your back room.
Oh!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
I love the bathroom.
The office rooms?
What?
You okay?
Those rooms are pretty good.
There was like a plant that grabbed me and then there was a beezy at the bite of your tongue.
That's the love plant.
That's the love plant.
Don't look at that.
That thing.
He loves it.
$10,000.
That was terrible.
$10,000.
I like the back room.
Oh, you want to put in the car?
Fucking field.
You want to put in the car?
It's explosive.
We would still need to take it like probably like right back, right?
You can put in the car this one.
Are you going to explode it?
It's the plant that...
It's explosive. We would still need to take it like probably like right back right?
Well you need to keep going for this one.
Are you gonna explode that?
A BLOOD!
It's a blood death!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't wanna die again.
Oh no, don't hit the balloons!
Whatever you do, don't touch the balloons!
Oh my god, mouse what is that?
Uh oh.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh no.
Why is the game so hard all of a sudden?
Did he disappear?
Oh shit.
Did anyone back and look that shine?
I have to pee.
Go pee!
Go pee!
Go, go, girl. Are you done?
I have to pee.
Now, hi. I'm the secret boss of the area.
Enter my little tree, and I'll give you six to thee.
Are you ready?
What?
I'm ready!
Yeah.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Hahahahaha!
See what you did, croc!
Yup!
No, it's okay, come on.
Come on, little guy.
Can I just touch your wieners?
Yeah.
Hi!
I'm the Secret Locker Fairy and unfortunately, wiener touching is actually a tier 10 perk.
So, answer my riddles three, and I wish I will grant to thee.
Are you ready?
Dude, I'm gonna wish for wiener touches.
Okay, yay!
I mean, okay, so hey, what's that?
Hey guys, what's that? Hey wait what? What was that? What was that?
There was like a
Is that one of your wishes
Maybe okay, anyway, what's your riddle? What is two plus three? Oh
This must be a surprise, all right!!
It's sucking them!!
I'm gonna pee
Because I have to pee really badly
It's not gonna be real good, I'll be right back, I'm gonna pee real quick.
Yeah, there's a one eyeball guy with a fucking axe.
Oh, he has an app.
Sorry about your shmina.
My wieners!
Get in.
But...
Um, still...
Who else was RP?
But what really happened was like, um, I'll show you where it's, see?
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. And everybody dead. I'm back. I'm coming back.
We're going back.
We're going back!
We're going back!
We're going back!
Hey, it's me, it's my man, man!
I was fucking on the way.
Guys, is everybody dead?
Come on, hold up.
...
...
...
Huh!
How do I sound?
Meow meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Oh my god, you're meowing too.
Meow meow.
It's not noise.
I don't know.
Does anybody alive or dead?
They're alive. They're alive.
We're all alive.
They survive.
Survive.
Meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow meow!
What is that?
It's the 18,000 dollars that's worth it.
My shape in a tube.
Bro that comes out of me every month.
Holy shit.
All real extractions.
That's a parallelogram.
That's a parallelogram.
That's a parallelogram.
Parallelogram. Parallelogram coming out of my pussy.
I overreact.
I'm sorry. Hey, what's this doing on the ground?
What is this?
Well, Cron!
He has some shape of a baby guy.
Oh.
Parallelogram.
What are you helping?
Hello.
This is like the opposite of how somebody popped the balloon. I'm pulling up
He's failing the function
It's hitting hard. It's the sacrifice I guess. I don't understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I was needless
I gave that I got my help and I popped
It's been like three hours. You're the savior. After an idea. You guys are welcome. I did that. Thank you. Thank you
Go to the locker. He'll never find you.
You really want to earn the locking?
That's true!
Oh, it's not.
Yeah!
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm holding you guys here.
Oh, are you holding it?
Okay.
Are you pushing again?
Ready?
Yes!
Oh no!
Oh my god, it just killed her!
Oh my god, that was gore.
I tried to warn you about going to the locker, dude.
Dude, I love gore.
Oh my god, perfect!
Oh my god, perfect!
Oh my god, perfect!
Oh my god, perfect!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
My microphone still works. I don't need a new one yet.
Yeah, that's fine. That's good.
I'll hold the bomb in the cart while you...
My phone is resting on a can.
You got it. You should duct tape it. Make sure it's really thin.
I'm gonna duct tape it. My phone is resting on a can by my microphone.
I'm gonna put tape on it.
It's still working.
It's still working. You can't tell me it doesn't work.
Yeah, my microphone has a plastic tie in it and it works.
Oh, I put the plastic tie on the arm in a way.
Did it help?
Yeah, it helped.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, it works still.
There it is.
It makes it stiff, so it stays still.
Everything's still working.
Yeah, it's like straight. I can't like bend it.
It's still working.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Are we going the right way?
I would try that.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's not on. It's my microphone.
We might have been interested though.
Oh shit.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Maybe we all pick it up.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just here right now.
Mouse, you're so strong.
Help us.
Mouse, you're so strong.
I'm strong.
I don't know.
I'm giving them my own room.
Is this a nuclear weapon?
I can't believe this.
It's too heavy.
I would like...
Is this a nuclear weapon or is it a suppository? I need to know.
Both of them.
Depends on how talented you are.
Help! Put it in!
Wait, wait, wait, it's not fully in, it's not fully in.
It's in, it's in, it's in, it's in.
Run!
Do you feel it? Do you feel it, is it in?
I think it's in.
I think so, boo.
Okay!
Sorry, I have a practical trauma.
I feel like I feel so good.
The same.
I feel like I can smell your eyes.
I hope my eyes smell great.
Yeah, they smell good.
You're gonna hurt the money.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's too much of a beauty.
I gotta go.
You don't like it.
No.
You don't like it you know
Let me out. Oh, he hates us. I thought I was protected
Hello
You're not gonna have a day. Hey, wait, please. I feel like the plant is like a metaphor for kuchi
the kuchi plant
the kuchi plant
Those look kind of like a kuchi
I'm going to go with the sauce, the sauce is in me, the sauce is in me, oh it's upstairs
the stairs. Coochie day cake. Beep, beep. No, that's my emotional support, Gunner! No,
no, no, please. Please, I have so much to live for. He has to play so much more brown
dust. That's my emotional support, Gunner! Gunner! I just want to know what's my life
No, thank you.
Why would you call it brown dust?
That's my emotional support, Gooner.
Do you actually want to know?
Yes.
Yeah, why?
It's named because in the original game, you commanded army and so it's the dust that you kick up when you march forward to death.
Well, it just sounds like it's like poop.
Yeah, it just sounds like it's shit.
It does sound like shit does, you're so right.
Oh, he's below the grate.
Oh, God.
I am.
Oh, God, that's not safe.
Oh, God.
Dude, I'm never.
That's not OSHA certified.
That isn't.
Oh, my God, that was so scary.
Don't come in.
You tried already.
Oh, we're having unprotected meeting.
All right, please.
Give him here.
No, he's my OSHA.
I don't want to kill him.
I just want to make him think I'm going to kill him.
I don't want to kill him, I just want to make him think I'm gonna kill him.
Yeah, it's gonna make you kill him.
Well, Croc's not hanging on to him anymore.
See?
I don't know if this is the right way.
Oh, God!
I'm gonna kill him.
Hey, is this a gotcha card?
Oh, God!
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh, who'd you get?
I don't know.
What is it?
Is it a gotcha card?
It's in a credit card.
Hi, bitch.
Oh.
Hahaha.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my.
Who's credit card is that?
I stole it.
I'm the world's greatest thief.
Bye, bye.
Where's the flag?
I don't, I don't want to touch this thing. I don't want to touch this thing.
Uh-oh.
At the plot!
Hup!
Hup!
Hup!
Clip!
I can take him.
You really?
In a fight?
Why is it a dripping drop?
I'm touching him. I'm touching him.
AHH! AHH!
Huh
That's new
He used to not do that before
No, he can't stop
That's my credit card
You bitch
Yeah
What a weirdo
I'm gonna get you now.
I'm gonna get you.
Here she comes.
I just spanked your butt.
It was not me.
Why is she looking at me like that?
Hey.
Calm down girl.
Calm down.
There she goes.
There you go.
Can we bring him back?
There you go again.
Oh my God, I lived.
I lived.
I lived that evening.
What happened?
Hey, so you want to know what happened to Kroki?
He tried to kill me and I moved out of the way and he killed himself in the thing.
That's hilarious.
That's no right.
I lost the card and he stole my life from my man.
Nice hat.
Thanks.
I'm a penis.
You're a fucking penis.
Holy shit.
I'm a fucking penis.
I mean, it's your favorite thing, right?
Dude, I like how I can put my-
Shia, go to the vagina.
Go.
Get the twitchy.
get the benguina
perfect
do you want benguina?
he taught the rage he just did when the plant got there
who doesn't?
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
that's everyone's dream
ooh ooh ooh
Who's this guy who's still alive?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll tell you what, I'll say this one.
That's not very nice in the law for that.
You have no proof, no one will blame you.
I know I know you lost the credit card.
No one will believe you.
Nambi.
Hello, Mr. Beving!
I'm gonna pick up a sprint speed, yeah!
I gotta go fast.
Can I get a fast sprint?
I'll get sprint upgrades too.
Wait!
Wait!
Extra jumps!
Extra jumps!
Guys, can we get this?
I want this!
I want this!
I don't know what to scout.
If you can ride it, it's the Mario Kart, guys.
There's a Mario Kart!
Yeah!
What the fuck?
You better have the CPIs or CPIs.
Okay, well how do you sacrifice some items then?
Yeah, I'm playing nothing.
Mario Kart.
Wait, I'm putting you in here.
Oops, sorry.
That's okay.
There we go.
I won it.
You can get it, babe.
What?
What happened?
We're talking about vagina.
I feel like you have a pretty fat vagina, you know.
Don't say that.
Don't say that.
I don't know.
I need to go take a bath.
Well, you don't like her fat vagina?
It's so crass.
Don't say that.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm going to take a bath.
So much rock on us.
As opposed to everything else has been said on stream so far,
that should be line of being drawn.
Putting your foot down on the bad vagina.
Whoa, what is this?
I bought this at the store.
It's a Mario Kart.
Realize guys, this is the bar how much energy we have stored.
I think this is what it is.
I'm going!
A whole time, shiIyIiI'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
I'm going!
She's going!
I'm going!
Wait!
Goodbye!
I'm going!
You're finally here!
I'm going!
Hehehe...
Why shiIy...
It's your time to go, buddy!
I'm still ready!
I'm still ready!
I'm going!
Oh, in a- in a headman manner.
In a headman manner.
What the hell?
I see it now, I see it. I get your say.
Press and move.
Press and move. That's what Moon face is.
Yeah.
He's less than the Moon face changes.
When you press tab, you see it. It shows you.
Oh, it shows you.
Yeah, that's a new update.
Also, you can push tab when you're crouched now.
That's so good.
That's so nice.
I like that.
Wow, nice!
Oh shit, when you're cute too!
Cute.
Yeah, when you're cute, you can still do things.
Kinda sounds like this, this Spongebob, like, idle music.
I put in the cop!
When you're cute?
Like when I'm cute, when I'm in a real good game.
Careful, Lark, you might break a backset up.
I might break it back so that Mr. Crabb is just gonna throw some ketamine and die.
Is it because you're so hard?
It's because I'm not as effective because I have no sense.
I'm like the rest of you are getting close.
He wasn't even close, dude.
That's so funny.
I thought she'd fit through that door.
It's actually embarrassing.
I could watch. I could actually see that.
He held the tops of the record for like a half of a minute.
minute and then some of us look immediately beat him and we know that could get close over again.
Oh god, dude, so many people are speaking on that AGDQ, let me see.
Oh, hey.
Yup, that's right.
Mr. Krabs overgoes to Academy and dies.
Oh, he's pretty hype.
Hey guys, hey guys, I found this.
Where'd you find it?
I found it.
Oh, yeah.
We drove into a hole.
What the fuck?
Hey, uh, oh.
The hole is the goal, man.
We lost the card.
The card comes back when we win.
It's fine.
We just have to win.
If you drop the card into the pit,
I think if they change this, you just get it back afterwards.
I'll fly it.
So, Croc's digging in.
I wish I never saw it, it scares me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You want to see it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Point at it and scream.
Yeah, point at it and scream.
Yeah, point at it and scream.
Yeah, point at it and scream.
Wait for him to come back though.
Yes, be here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's his wiener.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
I
What the fuck
Why is this we just hanging out there?
Well shy I think shy anymore hanging out and then try to save this winner
You know shy it does though, but now we just have a winner apparently you flash it on the screen on down a stream
There's some big
flash of like a quarter of a second brother is okay I locked the nerd out he
can't come in here now I want to see no it's huge it's like you ever seen
Joe Rogan's nipples no I don't want to see Joe Rogan's they stick out like an
an inch and a half off his body.
Okay, yeah, let me see that again.
Wait, that's a gay, that's a old 80s gay man thing.
Do you know that?
I do, yeah.
Why does it stick out so far?
Yeah, like back in the 70s and 80s,
a lot of gay men would extend their nipples out
with like clamps and stuff like that.
What?
It was like a turn on.
Yeah.
You can extend your nipples?
Why is it delayed?
Yeah, yeah.
Why is it so far?
Am I allowed to put a picture of his nipples
in the chin?
Yeah.
Oh, you're a part of the gazing because your nipples are really long, they would know.
Look at his nipples.
Oh, so those are like cold.
Dude, his nipples are so, why are they far, why are they far?
They're very far apart and they're so far apart.
Oh, they're so long.
Oh my god, what's happening to us?
Oh no, it's the alien.
Oh no, please look at the rogues.
The PHP is gone.
The PHP is gone.
You can tell me, tell me, you gotta tell me!
Listen, Apples, Joe Rogan's nipples killed three of us.
I hope you know that we died because of his nipples.
What?
Somebody should tell me.
Why?
Joe Rogan's nipples.
We were all like, what?
Yeah, Ariel, we see nipples in there.
I've never seen nipples.
Look at the group chat.
Oh shit, okay, thanks.
Help me!
Oh, you'll be okay.
Why does he look like that?
Why is he looking at mom?
It's very far reaching though
I thought that the big dumb nerd was the big dumb head
We're safe
You could hit his chest and bounce back
Yeah, they're like so long
It's very droopy
Yeah, me too
I think he's going to get it
I think he's going to get it
I think he's going to get it
I think he's going to get it
I think he's going to get it
Yeah, me too.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's true.
Mr. Croc, my dog is a penis.
Can I turn it in, please?
There's like three alive.
They're skinny.
Why is your penis out for everybody this game?
I didn't say it.
I saw your penis fall.
Nothing.
Yeah, Croc.
I've been laughing.
Why do you love your penis, Croc?
I didn't show you guys my penis!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I saw it!
I don't!
You do!
I saw it!
Yeah, be sure you stream already.
I saw it!
Your nipples look like pepperonis!
Yeah, it's true.
Just sighted the lean.
Hey, look, I got a chalice.
Look at that pepperonis!
It's like the size of Mount Sinai!
I didn't even do anything!
Oh my god!
Crack, you should get your hip just like Jorakens.
Oh!
Oh, that's great!
That's what I'm talking about, man!
That's not a good idea, guys. That's not a good idea.
Who's my piercing?
Bring back the kink. Bring back the 70s kink.
It's like nipple jelking, you know?
Nipple jelking?
Does someone want to stretch it for me?
What the fuck? Why are you being a prick?
Why are you so shy?
Can you show me?
Yeah, well Shia has to show you. He'll do it.
Okay
I
Saw Shia throw like three things into the past
What am I talking about?
Oh, you're right.
Is that derogatory or positive?
Derogatory, wait a second.
Oh, man!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm taking pictures.
Okay, wait, wait.
Open your eyes.
Okay, sorry.
This is helpful.
Okay, okay.
They're helping.
Yeah, I'll stay right next to you.
Here we go.
Uh-huh.
Oh, good.
Hey, there it is.
Taking a selfie together.
That felt great.
That felt great.
That felt good.
You guys, did you get it?
Was it good?
True friendship.
You might have to try it again.
Okay, okay.
We'll try it real quick.
There you go.
There you go.
Pretty close.
Oops.
Hey, are you okay?
Are they having a money at all?
Yeah, is everything okay?
No.
No.
Okay.
Not even close.
I am not.
I know.
I was just about to say that.
That's my mother's blood!
I'm about to go to the car.
Guys, we gotta get more points.
This guy wouldn't know what happened to it, old Shia.
I feel like no one's trying.
What's up here?
Hello?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
No, there's no way. There's no way.
You're gonna walk into us.
Oh, wait.
Okay.
That's a man.
Hello?
oh shit just where it's bringing the Bible oh my god this guy's gonna fucking
drain me oh what is that no I guess that sucks well hey watch out that's an
alien yep hey watch out that guy he's gonna he's looking to drain somebody
the treasure chest. What's the point?
Hey, there'll be a lot.
Alright.
Damn. Nope.
The answer's no.
Yay!
Unbelievable. Where am I?
That's a good question. I'm dead
Dead as fuck. Ah, that's it. That's it guy
You scared me don't come in
Yeah, that's fine
Here we go. Yep. No worries. Yeah, I'll just go take it. The what?
I'm a pig, Irm.
Oh, yeah! Look at that!
No, there's...
Here we go.
Wow, there's a lot of...
Or at least it's down here.
That's crazy, man. That's crazy.
I think we're doing great.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, guys.
I think it'll be ready.
I don't know if anyone wants a round.
Hello?
Ooh, that son of a man.
Do we might be cool to actually bed?
Yeah.
I don't want to be a doomer, you know, but...
I'm here to help you with this guy.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Yeah, I'm gonna listen to that one actually.
We should kill- we should kill someone.
We followed you!
And then I just choked on my drink from laughing.
Are ya?
Yeah.
I let it go to drink.
Guys, if you fucking die, I'm gonna eat this.
I'll kill you.
You know, wait, what's the number?
Nothing.
It's me, it's the mullet man.
He makes the kids look like nobody again.
Yes, I am.
You know there ain't no more chocolate.
Easy, kids.
Easy.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You wish I was hot man
Ha ha ha
Could you click me if you try?
I got a soup cup
What would you put in your hour?
Thank you
Shengy, just under the drink
Ha ha ha ha ha
Shengy give me some more
I got a stupid dupe cup
I know it
I've got a stupid dupe cup
forty thousand dollars piano
oh my god wait here we go oh boy or not just like dad said now I'll just go
look down here
la la la la la la la oh shit what is that oh
Is it the Janice in the Bottle?
What the fuck is that?
It's not that at all.
No, it's not that at all.
Guys, I got something.
What the fuck is that?
It was the Janice in the Bottle.
Oh, you scared me.
Hey, look, I got something.
Janice?
It's the Janice in the Bottle.
What's that?
It's the Janice in the Bottle.
What's that?
Is he it?
A ship?
Oh yes!
I haven't had enough blinkers.
I think we're gonna make it in time. They're gonna cash in.
No!
They hate us. They hate us.
Wait, it is!
Just throw it in the pit. Fuck this.
What the fuck is that?
Fucking land!
Fucking land!
Just to commit that you're tearing down the...
Fuck it!
Fuck!
I got back here.
I got back here.
I got back here.
Oh my god.
You sent in so shy, I just threw a fucking ship in the bottle
and the fucking pit.
Oh no.
How could I did that?
Well technically he did it, but he did it as a result.
It was funny.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
I don't know how.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
I scared you N classrooms.
Oh there you go.
Oh, there you go.
Come on, do you see Ketch?
Oh, yeah, Ketch.
Oh, and I'm a lot, my love, my love...
Oh, that's not good.
Do you see Ketch?
Do you see Ketch?
Come on, let's run.
Here is your s-
I saw him.
I'm going to make Shia remake that song.
Yes.
So he's singing it every day.
Yes, cover Amulet Man.
Amulet Man.
Amulet Man.
Amulet Man.
Panarenkan.
I think I'm so fucked up.
Yeah, it was.
I liked it.
I think it got me most just because it like shocked the fuck out of me though.
I'm a leek man!
I don't want your money time!
Are they gonna stay in here or are they gonna come out?
I don't know.
What's coming?
Oh!
Oh!
I would go around all the way.
I would go around all the way.
I would go around all the way.
Uh, yeah.
You can't get us.
Oh wait, he's going around.
Come on, what the heck are you?
Oh shit.
Oh no, he went through the door.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh my god, hi.
I walked into the pit after I said I took a blinker and fucking died.
No!
No!
That's the worst when the blinker don't help.
Oh my god, how the fuck I took one wrong clip.
I'm done.
That was very funny.
Goddammit.
Goddammit, bro.
How could I...
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I have some spicy water.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, let's go!
What the-
If everything is that he tries-
Look, look at him, he goes-
Oh.
What?
Watch him, he goes-
He's just standing there!
Is that a date?
He-
He's-
He's too tall, man.
Yeah, but the thing is, he just keeps pushing and then he gets-
That's the fucking-
What are you doing?
You're like-
You're straight up.
I don't trust you.
You sure trusted him.
That's so unfortunate.
The most short-lived battle of all time.
Yep.
4-0.
What?
There's like three more heads out there.
Do we...
oh my god
i didn't know that she could do that
no way
this stupid bitch
daughter shi- daughter shi-
she always does that
she's always does that
it's
omelette omelette man
she
yeah she always becomes a penis
he can't look like nobody's man
everyone can i
wait can you pass over that
she can't see me
Oh shit look out
Oh this guy is angry. He's like angry, angry.
I think you start the ship, yeah.
Don't start the ship, I'm not.
Or else we're all just gonna die.
I don't give a shit in wars for that stuff!
Ohhhh.
Just jump in, just jump in.
I hope my man.
Just run, just run.
Run through, run through!
What is it?!
Hell yeah!
It's that easy dude.
I did it!
I am truly the greatest thief!
Oh my god.
Uh, you're heart?
You're welcome!
Damn!
Wow!
You have so much money.
You're a gooner.
I'm going to do that tonight.
What?
Oh, I hate that.
I hate that.
I missed my card.
Is there a gun that I can temporarily use on my skull?
Ooh, skinny.
Nope.
Is that your pussy?
I want to have this time.
Oh!
I need it right now.
I need it right now.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna be your friend.
Fuck!
No!
Okay.
What are we spending-
It's the rubber duck, dude.
Bro, that rubber duck sounded just like me.
We should re-roll, guys.
For strength.
A good name.
Motherfucker.
Ow!
You want me to do it again?
No, it's not worth the real floor.
What's this?
We should re-roll to the beginning.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
It was hiding the duck bucket.
Wow, so many secrets.
Oh, that's embarrassing for you.
I'm actually embarrassing for you, because it just means you have such a repelling personality.
That's okay, I'm not trying to have a not repelling one.
No.
Yes.
New fin energy.
It's okay, I'm hurt a lot, it feels like lava, and I have a group activity wound.
Yeah, thank you.
Why have I not got any cosmetic shit?
My life's a nightmare.
Thank you, dude.
Group activity wound?
Yeah, I'm Friday.
Me, Papa, up, I am.
Together.
Yeah.
Huge.
That's not even a bit, too.
We really did.
Yeah.
That's not even a bit too, we really did.
Yeah.
Oh, wombs.
I thought you said wombs.
We got wombs together too.
Shia is pregnant.
I got wombs.
Kind of awkward.
You got wombs?
Yeah.
Nice.
Pregnant.
One of them's pregnant.
Whoa.
I want this.
I want to go to the hospital.
Who needs back shots?
Pregnant.
You want this?
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
I'm on one HP.
Hp
You're one HP, did you do that just so that I didn't get it
Way no, you didn't riddles you can't feel anything
Just get your bad
Alright, I have more than one HP.
Do not sass me for my lack of grip.
It's not my fault we have it on the extra level.
I gotta slap it.
I'm slapping it.
No, I'm not a G-minor.
Mine feels like my skin's drooping apart when I move.
Oh, no.
But you get on it.
Get out, my phone!
I keep screaming.
I have many regrets.
Someone else.
Fuck.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm still at 100!
Phew.
That was for you.
Yum.
Why are you doing that?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
Get it out of there, get it out of there
You got this!
There she goes, there she goes
Everything's pretty bad
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god, that's open in the doors.
You're welcome.
Get in there.
Oh!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
I don't want to fall.
Wait, I'm a pretty bad driver. What's happening?
you know you should work out no stamina
How is that possible?
What the fuck?
I will kill myself.
I
Guys
Hey, what's going on guys
Piece of fucking shit you piece of fucking shit. Where are you?
No! Fuck that guy!
Haha, wow.
I'm still alive.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
He's just fine.
Gotcha. Oh, hey!
Oh my god!
They're gonna get me.
They're gonna get me.
Oh, the vagina!
Glad you don't know. I don't know how to fuck I'm still alive.
Where's your car?
I left it over there. I gotta pick it up.
Are you sure?
Uh-oh, not the vagina plant.
Grandma?
Hey, vagina plant.
Be careful the water didn't carry me first.
What?
Hey, who's next door to me?
You almost threw me in there.
Who's sitting next to me?
I have to. I was pretty close.
It's like a scene.
Oh my god, I'm going to get a little bit more excited.
Oh, it's you.
I'm a little more excited.
You're hot, you're sexy, I couldn't live without you.
I'm going to get a little bit more excited.
You're everything in the band.
You're the air I breathe in the ground.
I-I-I-
Now you can get my hand.
They're going to die out there.
Come on.
Bad.
Bad.
I thought that was a gooder than tick.
I thought that was a Buddha in the tics.
Where's my car?
Did you have a car? Did it fall into one of the pits?
Oh no, did it fall into the pit?
I wouldn't be so sad.
We'll get it back.
Who wants to carry this with me?
You understand, I crashed everywhere and I didn't die. I was so shocked.
I was like, whoa, I'm such a terrible driver. How am I still alive?
You're the best.
Big fat balls! Big fat balls!
These VTubers gay. Good for them.
I am gay. Wait, is this under the table?
I am gay. It's not under the table. It's gone.
No, they sent it! No!
Yeah, I don't know, I'll find that next.
You ever play Madore's Mask?
No, I've never played it.
Brem, brrem, brrem, brrem.
It's pretty good, there's a toilet hand in that, and that can hit the floor.
Oh my god, he grabbed me instead of me!
I'm not worried about it, I'm not worried about it, that's what I thought, I'm not worried
worried about it. That's what I thought.
Hey, Ivy!
He's got it for me.
She's coming for me. Guys, I heard that Joe Rogan has long nipples.
Oh
I
heard a
Little bird told me that tomorrow
The only all the worst music video might drop tomorrow, maybe
A bird told me
How about a... how about a coffee?
Do you do that?
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready for her. She wants to fuck with me. I'm ready.
he's coming
he's coming
he's coming
he's coming
whoaaaaa
hahah
I survived.
I survived.
You see that?
You see that?
You see that?
Did you see it?
Uh oh.
Guys?
Hey guys!
I need help.
Can you help? I can help.
Yeah.
I'm a woman offering assistance.
I love women offering.
Oh!
Oh!
I think there's a lot of monkeys.
Look, I'm trying to get a little freak out of here.
Wow!
Assistant women!
I think we need to carry this hand, Barmilla.
Okay, sure. Very in line.
What? Jory is...
I lost my car.
Yes, I had dropped it in a dish.
Yeah!
I'm in a room in the hall!
How the fuck did it stay alive in my possession so long ago?
I don't know, but he was driving it and I lost it.
Shut the fuck up.
That's fucking dead.
Yeah.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
You're cute.
No, you're cute.
You're cute.
Twirls my hair and kicks my feet.
Kicks, twirls my toes,
Welch is a little bit wiggle my little toesies
I sent a picture of my shoes. Have you seen my shoes?
Like one pair
Wait, I should show you my croc.
You show me your croc, I show you my croc.
What?
I'll show you my croc.
Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
I got something!
Oh, my God.
Don't worry.
I'll show you my croc.
Croc, you take your croc.
Why, what did I do?
When you kill?
Oh, we gotta go.
Ah!
Uh oh.
Oh, dear God.
Oh my god, what you guys did man?
What are we going to do?
We're all going to die.
Don't die.
I won't.
I'll try my best not to.
Don't do it.
Try my breast.
Your breast?
Yes, my breast.
Did your crotch have giblets on it?
Uh, uh, uh.
I didn't put giblets on mine.
They're plain, but they got, they, you'll see, they got pretty cool stuff on them.
Same.
I think we got three out of the go.
Yay!
Oh, that is a very narrow path.
Help!
Help! Help! Our real died!
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Oh no.
What the fuck happened?
That's got shimmers on.
Oh no!
I'm trying to grab you!
Oh ow!
Oh no!
Oh man, that's late!
Oh, the blue is after me.
Oh is she?
No, I just didn't bounce in the right direction.
I got her!
Get her head though.
I got her.
There's still one more checkpoint.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
We didn't need this guy.
There's still one more checkpoint.
It's okay.
Yeah, we didn't need this guy.
Is that a fine move?
Ah!
Barely.
I'll let you go first though.
Whee!
Okay, I'll let you go first.
Whee!
Hup!
I'm gonna die!
Okay, what's up?
Bro needs to stop saying hup when I'm in the front.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
No, I was like that because I can't go straight.
I'm gonna die.
Oh no!
I'm too gay.
I love women too much!
I love women too much!
I wish you fucking gay, babe!
It's the pan section, D-Buff!
Who is that?
Who's that, then?
Who's dark?
Shot for the last time.
He's suffering his endless death.
It's the vagina plant.
It's the vagina plant?
It's the vagina plant?
It's the vagina plant!
It's the vagina plant!
I got ya, don't worry, I can help you with the call.
You said you wanted it.
Well, I didn't get it.
I'll say it.
Well, that's what we got here.
Hey, look, we're coming for you.
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
Oi!
I'm back.
Oi!
Welcome back.
Oi!
Thank you.
Oi!
Oi!
I'm dead.
I know you're dead, but...
Wait, what is this?
One day I'll be alive.
Who saved you?
To my early demise.
What's up?
That's crazy.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
A pod!
Oh my god.
Shhh.
There's two calm next boxes.
Oh I love this fan section.
I have no idea.
Oh! No!
Oh, that was...
Ahhhhhhhhhh.
I got it.
Yeah, I'll miss you.
Tell me if you think that they look...
My feet look small.
Well, not my feet.
Show me your feet!
I wanna see!
Dude, I like the feet!
I like the feet!
I put my feet in the group cat and then I'm gonna delete it.
Show feet!
I don't need the nipples.
Show feet!
Look, those are my feet.
I'm sorry.
Eat it!
Bomb! Bomb!
Cute! You got a smile!
I'm the one who's gonna eat it!
I got three pairs of crocs bro. I got a cinnamon roll croc, but I haven't won. Well, I won them, but then I got scared because I was like, they're white!
This dude stealing my cosmetic box.
I don't want to.
Turn it in for all the glory.
I mean, shoes are meant to be house shoes.
Yeah, but they are house shoes.
I wear them, but they are not.
They're really good, right?
They're really good.
I'm a cosmetic boxed.
Yeah, that's crazy, man.
I'm not that sad if you don't want to.
Yeah, I know, dude.
It's just in the middle of the night.
Yeah, good job.
No, that's really good.
That's really cool.
Thanks.
That's really good.
Good job.
I found it.
Oh, my goodness.
You have to survive now.
We're gonna cause a wedding bus.
Yeah, you're not gonna do that.
It's a nice one.
Fuck.
These are microps.
Shit.
They're so cute.
Wait, they're not like mine.
Oh shit.
Yeah, they're like yours, but not as spiky.
Well, that was close.
Yeah, and brown.
Oh, they're brown.
Yeah, they're brown.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, that's good.
Oh shit, it's a car!
I'm hiding from grandma, so you can take the car.
I used to be anti-crocs, but now I'm anti-crocs.
I know!
I used to be anti-crocs, but now I'm anti-crocs.
I'm hiding from grandma.
I'm not a starless.
I'm real.
I'm not a starless.
They're so easy.
You gotta what?
Oh nice, nice job.
Well, I don't have to like,
to like walk on the
way more huh man
yeah
i'm gonna die
i'm gonna die
i'm gonna die
i did 10s
i did 10s
really bad
that's fucking go
10 is very good
that might hurt so bad bro
make sure when you come up on the spot
you squeeze your butt cause that will make your butt
I was squeezing my butt and my butt hurt.
Good, good, good.
Oh, a diamond.
Bohol.
Good, good.
That's what your butt had.
My boho sucks so much.
My boho.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Oh.
So when you do squat, make sure you do wide squat too because if you only do straight squat, that are like forward,
You're gonna make all my fireworks.
Oh, I can do it. I can do it.
Why are you screaming?
It's all my life, man!
Mmm...
Okay, good.
Get your wraps in. Let's go.
I'm not even a character!
There's people on my peloton.
Oh, goodness.
They taught me...
The little people stuck in my peloton.
I think the little people stuck in my peloton!
All my life, man.
I'm not sure what's coming.
Blueberry Banana Waste Chocolate!
He's beautiful.
Tom, thanks, I mean I just got here.
Sorry, you're too distracted.
Whoa, it's Tom!
There was French over the last backpack and terrified all into the nethern on the outside.
There is Tom!
I'm showing your wiener everywhere.
I'm not! I'm not!
That's filling it everywhere. Stop flopping in a row!
I'm not!
I'm not!
I'm not! Stay in there!
Stay in there, I'll show you my wiener!
Don't flop your wiener around.
What? Dude, what the hell man? I just got here. You're gonna do what?
He was released for four minutes.
Nothing.
Here, we gotta, we gotta, you know, just unload these.
You know that?
I'm not showing wiener!
I'm showing wiener!
Thanks for bringing it up man. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's up, y'all?
Have your show come out so well, you're tattooed.
Yeah, I did.
I did show tattoo.
Wait, there's like a-
Wait, I wanna-
Oh, grandma!
Oh, grandma's after me.
I'm the chosen next one.
Oh, did you show it on stream?
Grandma.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did.
I'm next in line for the grandma fingers.
I did.
I like it.
You like it?
Looks like it kind of looks like do-do because the square will find me no matter where I'm at. Yeah. Yeah, they look like do-do
It's really good. I like it. Yep. Oh
but they look kind of fucked up right now because they're like dude what the
deal what no he like I'm not hungry no grandma stop yes no no good joys
mom can I push grandma off the ledge with this that'd be very funny like
oh my god oh my god that was so violent that was really cool for a second but
and then grandma clapped you really bad.
Yeah, she clapped my cheeks.
I had one health.
But it was really cool.
You were whooping grandma's ass, I saw that.
Oh, what's got her?
We're going to call it letting box.
Yeah, and a car.
And a car.
And a car.
A hard car.
I thought hard could just willingly walk into it.
Oh.
Sweet death.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, Crog did not do it.
Oh, well, I was looking and there's no, there's no item set up. I think it's good. What I didn't
What an asshole every time you show pictures you had I I think you're right they were 20
They literally look he's at the same
That's crazy
Cute, but do you guys want to see my cat his name is Joe bite
Yeah, I would like to be Joe Biden.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe Biden.
I really want to cat one day, and I want to name it Mr. President.
Mr. President!
Take a seat, get down, Mr. President.
Yeah.
Whenever they're on the counter, get down, Mr. President.
Hang on, I have the picture on my computer.
Wait, are we sharing cat pics?
Cause like, don't give me a sign.
Cat is right now.
a pussy
well
i don't have any
please
i don't have any
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
are you so cute right?
like a human being
no i didn't
that can't fucks me up bro
what is this pose this is crazy
he's a freak
I love him.
He's so polite.
Joe Biden's so polite.
He's the little goblin, actually.
Oh wow.
Dude, I have to be in touch with this woman.
Oh my god!
Ok, what I'm going to do is
I'm going to shoot up.
Oh, oh.
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
See, I'm not really getting all of this.
That's scandalous. What is this shit?
Yeah, me when I get a hold of Kroc at a meeting.
Oh, hey.
Oh.
Damn.
You like this?
She's coming, she's coming.
She's coming, she's coming.
I've got this. I've got a plan.
and my plan is I'm going to be somebody who doesn't got a cat
and I'm going to make him shoot someone else and kill them so that I can get out of the
bowl and I'm going to put the ball in the hole and I'm going to bring you all back.
Watch this.
Yeah, I did.
Sassy peepie.
Sassy peepie.
Dude, she has such a tiny head, but her body is so big, she's so weird.
She's so stinking cute.
She's like someone who formed her play a little too tight and black.
I SWEATER!
Oh!
Aw, I'm so sweater!
Cute.
Do you want the other stinky boy?
Hell yeah.
OH!
I'm so fucking hot!
Wait, I have another...
I did.
Dude.
I have another weird one of PPs.
I already cast you half.
Three.
You're interrupting my super awesome and amazing...
No.
My...
My super...
My super...
My super awesome...
My super awesome plan is being interrupted by your selfishness and now if I fail it's your fault.
He's a picture of Joe Biden.
Joe Biden can't do that.
Oh, Joe Biden.
Dude, who is this other guy?
They're fat as fuck.
That's Brains. He's not fat.
He's only 15 pounds.
He's only 15 pounds.
He's a big boy.
Big.
I like the curly one.
That's Joe Biden.
Yeah, Joe Biden is the curly one.
So, Biden is the person who plans about a combi-fuelation.
Just watch.
Where is the Cornyrex?
Oh!
Hello!
No wonder he's so cute!
Hello!
Blimey, then we're done!
He's evil, actually.
Are you?
He's evil, actually.
I want a Devon rank so bad.
Hello!
Hello!
Who's that?
I would suggest a Cornyrex, because Devon likes to see pretty cool things.
I require you to shoot someone for me.
This Daza.
What's up?
Which is so fucked up and evil.
I don't think we're getting out of this cosmetic and it's just a
We're all
Yeah, we're all dead
This dude and I aren't alive we're almost blind man. You're not some death
Oh
I mean, I guess yeah
There is a way for a croc to make $4,000.
Oh, how?
He needs to kill Bella.
Yeah, he does, you know?
Who's Bella?
The classical.
The gooner!
Oh, why'd they kill me? I was on a cable and they attacked me for no reason.
Dude, that's my son that has croc.
That's your regular gooner.
The regular gooner.
Can you find a blind man for me?
It's risky to pick up a tricycle because he has one HP and no strength.
He has to get a blind guy to kill him.
Oh my god, he's way too thick.
You can bathe Bella into one of the lava pools.
What did I say?
What did I say?
Cat feet.
Cat feet.
Let's see if I have any free feet.
I don't have a cat.
I have a dog, Evan.
You can pretend to be a cat.
I cannot get one. I have a dog.
Here's my third cat.
No one even likes tricycles.
My name is Chud.
Chud.
This is Chud.
I love Chud so much.
I love you.
I love that cat.
I love Chud so much, dude.
I love Chud too.
so much this is my third stinky cat I just call her a little lady
lady and cute yeah picture of chudd here's another picture of chudd he looks
Do something at least fucking kill me!
Why is he looking really like a crab?
He's a rich tuck there.
Do I believe you?
Why? You don't believe the pictures I have of China?
I don't know.
Here's some sitting down.
Right here.
Can you take a picture of him holding China's newspaper?
I can't brush it. I just give up.
It's the voodoo.
What the hell?
Well, we tried.
This is Crocs fault, we lost.
What did you get away?
Oh, buddy.
Hey, we stopped in class!
Buddy, you're off course!
This is what you get for throwing your wiener.
I'm gonna show my wiener shy or show my wiener.
Yeah?
I know the wiener show up.
Show the nerve.
Show the nerve.
Yeah, some milk.
Make some milk.
Man, there we go.
For Razy out here.
That's wild.
I don't wanna do this.
I don't wanna do this.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Take back.
Back off.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Take back.
Back off.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up!
That's a nice sub, that's a nice sub.
That's a nice sub, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's okay, that's okay, you don't have to do that.
I want to do this!
Don't make me do it again!
What, what are you doing this?
Don't make me do it again!
Oh, oh.
Oh, God, I'm just killing everyone.
I think that's it for me. Thanks for letting me play.
Bye, bye everybody!
Bye everybody!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Hey, the new update is fun, but is this just me or does it feel like it's harder?
Am I imagining it?
Is it just me or does it feel harder?
Oh I mean oh!
Is it just me or does it feel harder?
Also, I feel like getting the cosmetic boxes are hard to get.
The cosmetic boxes are hard to get, is it just me?
It feels like it's tough, tough cosmetic box.
Hey it's me, it's Amoreman!
Me mama mama mama mama mama!
Hey it's me, it's Amoreman!
I'm Amoreman!
I want more drip tea, what the fuck?
More fucking drip.
Oh, more fucking drip.
I want more fucking drip.
I want more fucking drip.
Where's the fucking drip?
Where's the fucking drip?
Where's the drip?
They probably change how you get drip.
Where's the fucking drip?
Show me drip.
Knock, knock, who's there, it's me, I roam mouse.
Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock.
Maybe cosmetics for three levels, actually that makes a lot of sense if that's the case.
makes a lot of sense but still sad
fuck
it does seem like a lot it does seem like a lot of grinding and I don't know if
I'm like I don't know if I'm like
I don't know if I'm like, am I good enough?
I'm out of practice. I used to be a repo champion, but then I stopped playing and now I'm out of practice. I'm not a repo champion. I'm a repo chump.
I'm a repo chump.
I'm... I'm washed.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What in the fuck did you add that?
What did you add that?
What was that added?
a while ago go go go go go we haven't used it oh you haven't had to use it
Because I'm the goat, I'm the best, I'm the breast, that's why you have not had to use it.
Because I'm the breast, I'm dying, what the fuck?
There's no still breath.
Why you gotta be so mean?
the breast around!
the breast around!
so what now?
I'm thinking.
I just had repo in my brain today.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is it repo in my brain?
A hypo-trainer?
We could do more repo?
Hmm.
Scuttlebutt, I will never take any suggestion you give me.
Edward
100% support this.
There's this game that came out recently, um, there's this game that came out recently
called Outbound.
Have you guys seen it?
It's like, um, it says, explore a colorful world and build your own cozy home on wheels,
craft workstation and source, energy from sun, wind or water.
Upgrade and customize your vehicle, grow crops, and live sustainably off grid with up to four
players.
Yeah, it's the RV, it's like an RV game.
Like an RV game.
I played the demo.
Did you like it?
Did you like it?
Hey, I'm stopping by because I'm hospital bound and I'm really bored.
Oh, I'm giving you a fun-filled stream.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm sorry you're bored and trapped in the white coat resort.
Oh my god, Lark!
Thanks, Lark, for the raid!
I hope you had fun playing, had fun playing with you!
I hope you had a great train, thanks for playing with me today.
The decoration is cute, the demo was too short.
It seems like very open world, what's up grandpa ghost?
Grandpa's back from the bed.
It seems very open-worldy.
Go back to your closet, grandpa!
Well, the reviews are saying that it's fun but boring.
There's a lot of reviews that say it's fun but it is boring.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see, fun, but boring.
Well, they say that it's fun, but there are things in the game that make it very boring.
Like, it just gets really boring really fast.
What is up with the- I feel like every time I'm like, oh this game sounds good and then
I see negative reviews.
I really tried to like the game, I really did.
I tried to like the game, I really did.
But-
Yeah cause there was like this other, there was this other like game that I was interested
called will follow the light it's like a single player like you're going through
like this like northern like snow place I go down and it's just like
sometimes here's the thing there there are tons of games that have like terrible
reviews and I still play them because like to me like a lot of times like bad
reviews is like whatever is like whatever to me because sometimes you can find
hilarious gems in negative reviews oh did paul play that one oh nice
It's true, sometimes bad games are the most fun, you know what I mean?
Oh my god, that game that we played, The Baking Bad, that was so disappointing.
I thought, oh, at least this will be funny, you know?
It wasn't even fucking funny.
It wasn't even fucking funny.
Baking bat is pure slop maxing.
Oh shit, I forgot that I had, um, meat.
Hold up.
Na na na na na na!
Oh my god, yeah, there are no ghosts at the Grand!
Bro!
Bro!
Voices of a Void?
What's with the Void or Strawberry Magic?
I'm down for either of those today, I think.
Fireflies, thank you so much for the raid, I'll be in a great stream, thank you, thank you for the raid.
Well, I made a promise that I would play Strawberry Magic, you know, so I gotta keep the promise.
Uh, well first, look, let me do this really quick.
And when you put a pole, they'll voice of the void or strawberry magic.
I've been avoiding other people playing voices of voice specifically because I want to want to play
Oh my god, I'm scared. Is it really scary?
Is it super scary really?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
Is this the right?
Do I download?
Which one do I download?
Do I download the alpha or the other one?
other one which one is it test test to our alpha
never mind the popper okay
wow
Voices of the boy, my first time ever.
My first time ever, I'm gonna play.
Wee-wa-wa-wee-wa-wa-wa-wee
Wee-wa-wa-wee-wa-wee
We're finding space signals.
It's expecting!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
It's not me it's a monotman.
Me it's a monotman.
Nobody can!
Goodie is right!
Na na na na na na na na na!
Easy kids!
Easy kid!
There are no more, no more Omelette Man, I promise, I promise, until later, until later.
No, no!
They're installed.
Wait, which one?
uh which one do i click i'm so confused
i put the alpha
i already installed it but there's two folders in there and one says windows no editor i guess
I guess I just click on the game.
There's Yeet Patch. What the fuck is Yeet Patch?
What the fuck is a Yeet Patch?
Did you by chance pre-download Subnautica 2?
Is that patch for Yeet-ing?
Are we gonna Yeet?
We gotta Yeet.
All for a new update, well I guess I'll just click on the game.
Well, great information.
Am I mature enough?
Omega Warning?
This game contains the following elements, bright flashing lights and colors, violence,
gore, phobia, triggers, disturbing and questionable images, cognitohazards, what the fuck is cognitohazards?
Infohazards, a lot of what?
Ta-ba-la-ba!
Cognito! Cognitohazards!
Omega Warning!
It's not even a small warning, it's omega warning!
Different version detected rendering icons.
I want a sigma warning.
Hints and tips!
Settings.
I don't like this.
Audio.
What?
Channels.
Features.
Permissions.
Why didn't it just...
Can I like...
Where's the...
What?
I'm so confused.
Game.
What the...
I don't like that.
Channel?
Ambion.
I am scared.
Well, welcome to my stream.
Wow, that's a lot of support on Patreon.
Beautiful.
Uh, is adds over? Add over, time start.
How, hover over the cursor of the button to see a description of the game tutorial level.
You will learn basic mechanics before starting the gaming game.
Keep in mind is for, just for the basics, the game has way more features you have to explore by yourself.
Other game modes will be unlocked after you play the tutorial level.
You must reach the end of the tutorial to open other game mode.
The tutorial is a work in progress.
I guess I have to play tutorial.
I have to play tutorial. It won't let me play the rest.
AHHHHHHH!
What the... what the flying fuck?
I rearranged all my friggin' windows.
How do I?
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Can I hire it?
There we go.
Oh Jesus.
Oh, oh, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus.
And I like put it on like, um,
And I like, I like put it on like, um, PONINI!
It like moves, it like moves my OBS and like moves my Chaturino so I can't see chat.
Is there like a way to put it like not full screen?
11?
What if it kills my computer?
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
It didn't fucking work.
Try on a money screen with, oh my god!
Oh, I didn't know that she was this
Oh, I didn't know this is bad. Why didn't you guys tell me? No, that doesn't do anything
Oh, oh God
Oh my god, why did you tell me? Why didn't you tell me it fucked up my old monitors?
No, I don't want a full screen. I want to get out of full screen.
I don't want a full screen. I want to get out of full screen.
Press F11. I did, and it did nothing.
Oh my god, I made it worse.
You
What?
Yep, it just doesn't do it.
It doesn't do it at all. It doesn't get out of full screen mode.
Like, at all at all.
What the fuck?
Well, uh, well, I guess fuck me then.
I can't read chat.
Well, callum.
Is there?
You here?
Are you now?
Bro, this fucking shit is so holy shit, bro.
I can't believe it doesn't let me like, stay in windowed mode.
This is so fucked up. Why does it do that?
Does it even have a 4k option?
Welcome.
Press E. Welcome to Voices of the Void. This tutorial...
How? Wait, how does it have a 4K option? Where?
Super easy, okay, tell me about it.
Okay, tell me about it, tell me about it.
Is this the wrong version I need to update to K?
What?
What?
Do I use the test one instead of the alpha build?
Should I have used test instead of alpha?
Oh, now.
Ignore them please.
Okay, I will ignore them.
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on, hold on, we'll fix this right now.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
We'll fix this right now.
Uh...
Um, excuse me, do you like not do that?
Uh, I'm not gonna eat.
Bye bye.
What the fuck?
bro this is so like what a fucking mission and a half just to fix this shit bro this
It's so annoying.
the
Well, fuck me then.
Uh...
Apparently you can edit it in the text file, but I can't find the text file for some reason.
It's like, uh, not showing up.
Okay, I think I found it.
Okay, let's see if this works, let's see if this works now,
Coming.
Holy my breath!
In dark times like these, it helps to remember the recipe for hope, which is blue berries,
Banana White Chocolate
Easy Kits!
Wait there bruhs
I think
Come on
What makes this blade?
It worked! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
We did it!
We can start the game!
Open the door!
Welcome to Voices of the Void.
This tutorial should teach gameplay basics such as movement interaction and the main gameplay loop.
These will be referenced via marker strout to continue or skip the text use the marker again by pressing
GEEH!
Why did I piss up there?
Red marks are considered critical learning and must be completed to proceed.
Why did I piss up up there?
I peed up there.
Blue marks are general info and can be skipped if desired.
Well, I don't want to skip blue.
Orange marks are recommended, but not mandatory. Okay.
Green marks are practical demonstrations requiring you to go through steps to complete.
You cannot skip the practical parts until you finish them.
To finish the practical, all the instructions, and at the very end, use the mark to finish the practical.
I'm not going to remember all this.
The tutorial will be explained via default key bindings. If you have set custom bindings, please be aware that information may appear differently.
So skip or move through tutorials, either click through or use the marker to continue.
Finish this text sequence by pressing E on the icon, then go to the next row.
I'm not good with authority.
Oh
Basic movement in gameplay controls basic controls was a dude
Oop!
Our hole.
Flash, ooh!
You can change the shape of the flashlight?
Ooh, wait, that's cool.
Wait, exit zoom.
Jump.
Spray.
Drag the, ooh!
Why am I super small?
Why am I super small?
Crouch.
Attack fire.
Left mouse button.
Right mouse button.
Use item and hold.
Tab inventory, hot bar, escape dismount, cool, equipment.
This will take, you can vault ledges by looking at the edge of the surface, waiting for crosshair
to turn red, then you double press the jump key.
I want to vault over this.
Let me do it
Oh
There are more of that controls in the hints and tips menu as well as the binding pages and settings
We're going to be taking some time to go through and adjust the permit. Okay
For more detailed information go into the help info menu, ok?
Now for a more practical example of these controls.
Grab.
Ok?
Hold lets you retrieve an item in your hand.
You can grab all objects, but you cannot hold all objects.
For more detailed information, ok?
Oh, does that mean I can...
I would like to grab this to grab an item look at and press key and throw item okay
This is a lot of information, I'm probably not gonna remember any of this shit.
What the fuck?
I don't like the noise my foot makes when I slide it.
Like...
Like this weird squeak noise that's...
How?
I'm not trying to leave.
I like that squeaky noise.
I did it.
Drop an item.
Okay.
What do I do here?
Precise placement.
Oh
Oh
Put it in there!
Ta-da!
Uh-oh! Help! Help! Help!
Help!
Help!
Oh no, what did I do?
Oh God.
Help!
I did it.
Did I do it?
Did I do it?
I think I did it.
I'm done.
Oh, I need the key card.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Nice.
Nice.
Perfect. I know what I'm doing.
Is that bread?
This burger?
Give me the burger bro!
I am hungry!
I don't want this in my hand.
I got the key card.
What do I do now?
What do I do now?
I need to take the key card that way.
It was down here.
Oh.
Oh, here.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-uh.
Why is it so hard?
I did it!
What the fuck?
Why is there water all in here?
Someone needs to fix this shit!
Fix the plumbing in this room!
This area will cover other special interactions with items, weapons, and food.
This is optional information to help better understand item interactions.
Okay.
Uh.
There we go.
The more detailed information, go to the Help and Info menu found in the Escape menu and
search Special Interactions.
Okay, so what's this all, a Cocktooth?
Various items have unique behaviors in the game such as eating food, using fuel, can
Swing a weapon to use the item on something attack make action and hold and press left mouse button
Using action on yourself or eat food and hold press right mouse button
Feel free to use items on this table to practice
For more detailed information go to help. Okay?
I'm not gonna remember any of this
What the fuck is this?
Oh, yeah.
My crowbar!
MRE! Battery!
What up? What is this? Oh tinfoil? I thought that was like a...
I thought it was a Hershey's case.
Gas can.
Oh.
Items with multiple functions have bounding box appear to them.
To interact with the bounding box, look at the item and mouse OK.
Cool.
Containers are objects in the game that can store certain amount of small objects depending on size and volume.
To access the storage container- Oh, that was the storage container.
Oops.
I thought you had to break them, I thought it was going to give me presents, like a prize.
I thought it was going to get a prize.
This panel calls the remote drone to the base.
It will take some time to arrive and will bring a large storage bag to place items to
sell or deliver for your daily task.
For the purpose of this tutorial, this panel will not function as nothing can reach this location.
To access the drone panel, open the panel door, look at the panel and press use on the keypad.
Oh, it's just...
Uh...
RUBBER SCRAP! PAPER SCRAP!
This is a dive drive box. This is the main method of sending signals to take the lid off the drive box.
Put the box in hold E to put the lid back on the box while the lid...
This is a lot of work, bro.
I'll put you in here too.
Thanks.
I'll put you in here too.
Thanks.
Enter 1, 2, 3, 4.
Open the door.
Open the door.
Make a choice.
red, green, or blue?
And I'll pick red.
Because diet red is...
...pity.
Tomato!
Tomato!
Tomato!
Tomato!
That's tomato.
Wah!
Tomato!
Ooh!
Woo-oo!
I like that one.
Shrinked.
Pixel!
I like the Pixel one.
It's my favourite one.
Pixel.
The signal table is your workstation where you will scan down on a block.
Is this going to be my room?
Am I in liberal hell?
You can use it to purchase items, monitor the site, and receive emails.
This task is done at different sections of workstation.
Coordination panel.
Okay?
Download panel.
Playback panel.
Processing panel.
Desktop.
This section is to please-
Now, please replace that amount.
Thank you.
You don't have a white chocolate.
Go away, banana! Why, chocolate? Easy, kids!
Better understanding, use this question mark.
This section will explain how to use it.
I can't read all that shit.
Use the panel, locate a signal, and triangulate its position.
Remember, you want to surround the signal with the triangle you draw on the star map.
Mat!
It's sticky for the 15 gifted subs!
Hey, is that for me to get another mic?
It still works.
It still works.
It still works, guys.
Guys, I feel like I need a cheat sheet to learn how to play this game. There's so much going on.
There's like, a lot of things.
I'm not gonna remember all this stuff.
chief.
This is what I wanted, I guess.
Is this it?
No.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just pretending like I'm doing, like I know what I'm doing.
Are you a dev of the game?
I'm just saying, you know, I'm really stupid.
I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just pretending like I know what I'm
doing.
Okay?
I'm just saying, you know, but that's what I'm doing, okay?
Yes, this is what I'm doing.
This is what I'm doing.
I'm just pretending I know.
I'm just pretending I know what I'm doing.
They think I'll figure it out.
Okay, not all the channels stop it.
I think they know I'm stopped already though.
I like all the beeps and boops.
I like all the beepies boopies.
Hey, can I leave this computer station out?
Got my trap here.
What was that?
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Who the fuck was that?
I'm the only one here.
Hey, what did I do?
Hey, that should be it!
Right there in the middle!
What if I go over here?
Get out of the way.
It brought me back now!
I'm in the stars!
Guys, there's no time to be nothing. I broke the computer.
I broke the computer!
Where?
When it did something, it's small now!
Is it really?
Huh.
It's not me.
What's a joke?
I'm nuts.
Oh, hello, fuck.
I see it!
Found it.
Ah!
I found you!
How do I bring you close?
How do I bring you down?
I'm down.
Closer to here. I'm right here. Can I just leave it here?
Is that okay? I like leave it here.
Oh, it counted?
Now wait for the satellites to finish their rotation and detect the signal, then proceed
So the next icon on this screen shows the status of the dish.
Should I not have moved it?
I still need to keep going, right?
Great, do I go here now?
Wappy-Disk?
What happens here?
Uh-oh.
Wait, what's going on? What is that?
Belly button?
Is that a plan?
Oh, polarity filter.
Oh, again, one of the knobs.
These range between 1, 5, and 15.
Remember to stop the signal, and find past the desired point.
Uh-oh.
Ahhhh!
That's a lot of text for me to read.
Am I doing it right?
Uh, remember to stop the signal from flying past the desired point.
You need to ensure the value at the bottom of the polarity value is 0, 0, 0, if this
has any other value than 0, it will keep on moving.
but it's already at zero
It's already at zero
And move.
And go in.
Ah!
Oops.
Is that fine?
I have to fill up the bar. Oh, okay.
I'm gonna kill you.
Am I doing it right?
Hurry up!
What the fuck?
Wow, what the?
MAMA FUEBLO!
Am I doing right?
You can't do that, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
But it's not filling-o!
It's not filling-o!
What's up, Billy and all?
Uh-oh.
Well, what doesn't let me switch this one just let me switch wait oh this way I see
So confused.
Keep it spinning and then switch it until you hear a noise.
Whoa.
I heard it.
I don't want to stop it.
Ha ha ha, got it.
I got it.
Well, Ian and I will just look at the screen and use the mouse to adjust the speed.
The filter.
Listen out for the change in tone which marks the correct frequency location.
I heard it, it was right there.
Come back!
Come back!
Come back I want my smooth jazz!
I almost had it.
What's going?
It's going to play.
Come on, come back.
I wait for the signal to download, look at the downloaded status number on the screen.
Press the save signal button to be moved to the next part of the signal.
Not the wait.
Oh my god, it takes a lot to fucking download!
Jesus, are we in the future?
Why does it take so long?
Why does it take so long to live in Australia?
Why does it take so long to live in Australia?
Australia!
Eagle!
What year is this?
You're in the middle of nowhere, we don't have Google Fiber.
This is Candy's knife, isn't it?
I had my strike.
Wait a minute.
Why is there an Australia sticker there?
Goddammit!
Oh
And I eat my burger at East where's it take it out
Yeah, I look a ball gold
Uncle swimming while it's downloading.
Excuse me, I just want for a dip.
I just want for another dip.
Remain behind the glass shield while the machine is operating.
I just went for a dip, I'm going in for a dip, a dip, one for another dip, 79!
Is that a hello phone?
Hey, I come there so much back on the water world. It's dirty. We need to clean this.
She wants a swim. For me.
And I use... What the...
It's almost downloaded.
It's almost downloaded.
It's almost downloaded. Stop.
The signal is downloaded.
Now press the button to save the signal.
Press the button Congratulations, the signal has been successfully downloaded.
Now it's time to listen and press it further into usable data.
Proceed to the next icon.
Hold the drive and insert it in the drive slot.
smart PC and Peter and
Is this it?
Oh.
Uh...
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Press the play button.
What the fuck? That's so rude. Why would you call me that?
Just because I'm Latina? That's so messed up.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
oh
AHHHHH!!
AHH!
Help!
Help!
Help!
stop the potato blp
export the signal
Take out the drive, bring it to the next panel, uh-oh, place the drive into the drive slot.
Import the signal data.
Start processing.
Now wait for the signal to finish processing.
Hey, this one has stuff on it.
I like how I'm thrown away
Yay!
Yay!
The signal has finished processing, now export the data into the drive.
Remove the drive!
Your signal has finished processing. In game, you can insert the drive back into the computer and listen to the cleaned up signal.
Go inside the computer.
Inside computer.
How do I put it inside?
How do I put it in?
Metal.
Whoa.
Put it in.
Inside.
Metal!
Whoa!
Put it in.
Inside.
Uh...
What if it's into the loud noise machine?
What was that?
Bull?
This is a lot of effort just to hear the words ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK, triple ACK.
This machine, or this machine.
And here.
It's not giving me the option to put it in.
Get out of your hand. It's not in my hand.
Uh...
How do I take it out of my hand? Oh, there it is. And then I put it down. And then what?
Is it going to let me?
I want to hear the tape!
I want to hear the tape.
Let me hear it.
Hi.
Dr. Bow.
Okay.
Band bow.
Band Bound.
There's a lot to read.
Store!
Camera.
Media.
No floppy in the slot, there's no floppy in the slot!
Whoa.
It doesn't let me listen, so I guess that's it.
It's kind of fucked up, but let me listen to it.
Does this place look familiar to you?
No.
Besides the signal gathering, there are additional elements to operate the facility.
Okay. I can't remember all this. Computers. Servers. What the fuck? There's a lot of text.
Oh no, the internet's down! Help! I gotta save it. I gotta save the internet. What the
What the heck is this?
Help!
None of my commands work!
I'm out of here.
Get that, mate.
Straighten the V here.
I'll translate to the message to voice speak.
Downloading it for you now.
One percent.
Uh oh.
What'd I do?
Transformers.
I can't remember all this stuff!
WHAT THE-
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Welp, the transformer's gonna die.
I'm outta here!
I completed the tutorial.
Quit.
Are these bones?
I didn't even get to listen to my tape!
What the heck?
I didn't even get to listen to my tape!
I quit.
I didn't even get to listen to my tape!
What the heck? I didn't even get to listen to my tape!
I quit.
Story mode has the most new content.
The base game has to offer story line events.
For anime events, please send more people game.
Hey wait, what's ambiance?
Oh!
Ow!
Blinking! Blinking! No save slot!
I don't know what to do with it.
Normal?
What's with the- what's easy easy plus?
Ah! I need easy easy easy plus physics damage.
Daily pass- what does that mean?
It takes a point as a fine for a fail-
Fine! What the fuck? No fine! No!
No!
Physics damage. Enable physics damage from players ragged all the pshht in my ass.
What's easy? What's...
Difficulty of mini games, food and stamina, drain speed, difficulty of daily tasks, entity property...
Change seasons weekly!
Oh, you can change seasons every week!
Terminant season!
Day speed!
Food spoiling, food fatigue, physics events!
Uh...
Oh, I'm trying to fool Fatigued.
Physics Events Enable physics interactions for large story events that affect the base
and the world.
For example, an object falls from the sky and applies physical force to all objects
inside the base.
Oh, that's pretty cool!
Cool?
Food spoils over time and when complete spoil it turns inevitable.
Am I- Do I have to keep food spoiling on?
Am I drunk at all?
Wait, he knows-
He knows it's bad.
Wait-
Wait!
Wait...
Wait, Vesper?
You've been following me for five...
You've been soaked for five months, Vesper?
You're a smart person. Why are you watching me?
Why do you watch me? You're smart.
Because bunny?
I mean, I feel really bad.
Hey, but you're so smart, you made, you, you, you, you worked on this. You're a smart person. I'm stupid.
You're so smart you made you you you work on this you're smart person I'm stupid
I didn't put I didn't put two and two together that you that you whisper or our whisper
I'm so fucking dumb why am I so fucking stupid
I just realized that you're our Vesper.
Goddammit!
I've been following for six years!
What the fuck?
I'm so stupid!
What the fuck are you doing?
Can I like not have the food spoiling?
Can I keep the food from spoiling? Can I keep them unspoiling?
I don't want to waste food.
I'll keep physics event.
Enable seasonal events.
Waterfall damage!
Falling on water feels as much damage as falling on the coffee wall.
You know what might as well just kill me now. Just kill me now.
Extreme combat!
I would wait, I would turn custom content, and funny on.
Any rule, enables extra content that adds more chaos and fun non-canon stuff.
Not recommended for first play though, you know what, I'm gonna do it anyway!
I'm gonna do it anyway!
But the fuck is touch grass?
BOOM!
Hehehehe!
Extreme combat!
I guess, whatever.
Wait, is this scary?
He's a weapon at all.
Well yeah, okay, we'll keep it like that.
I prefer to mine you touch grass, bitch.
Water fall damage? Okay, well... Enter slot name.
This is the first time I've seen a game like this.
The first time I've seen a game like this.
That's on you.
I didn't play a game.
This is...
Whoa, is this my luggage? Am I going on a trip?
Oh, I just got to my job.
Whoa, look at that.
I'm alone in the universe.
Something's broken there.
Wait, does that mean I can go-
Let me through!
Let me in!
Let me in!
Fuck me, bro.
But there's two boxes in there. Let me take a go inside
Oh, there's a crack on the floor. Do you see that?
Is this oh
Is this my stuff a Mary certificate toilet paper roll. Oh, so like
Guys
Turn off dithering? How do I turn it off? What's a dithering?
One to the settings bar, what?
Dither. Dither filter. Turn it off. Save. I turned it off. I did it. I did it. I turned
off the dither! I turned the dither off! Hey, do I have to bring this with me? Hey,
open up! Can't I just bring all the stuff with me inside?
I'll take it with me.
Oh forward for fuck's sake why is the game talking to me like that instead go
forward for fuck's sake god damn not through the what the fuck and do not
forget your luggage. Why did it yell at me? That's not very nice. That's not nice. Don't
yell at me. I don't like it. Hey, can I go... Hey, can I like... Oh, I can hold it in my
arms like this. What a beautiful landscape. Wow. What a beautiful landscape. Is this a
good area for me to be. I figured this place is better because there's notes on that side and
then people would be like, how smooth your big head, I can't read what it says. How smooth your
Big fat head. I can't read what it says.
Hey, why is it so dark outside?
You would think that if like...
You would think that if like, we worked in this facility, they'd at least have lights everywhere.
There's a lot of things floating around, there's little flyer flies, flyer flies, hey I'm
I'm too up.
Come on, I gotta go down.
Pull me down.
Just like that.
AAH!
AAH!
YEEE!
AAAAAAA!
Gay.
Hey, where do I go?
Is it this way?
Hey, do you see that?
Is this me?
Guys, that's light pollution.
Which way do I go?
Down this road or down this road?
Has to be down this road.
There's so many bleakings.
What am I, a poota?
I
There's nothing out there.
I don't even know where I'm going.
TATO!
Guys, I don't know where I'm going.
Am I going the right way?
Am I going the right way?
Base.
Oh.
This is base. Perfect.
Is that where I have to go? Base?
Why is it so dark if this is to the base
X-ray base Quebec Transformer
Ever been the woods no well kind of
There's like tropical rainforesty type.
Now, what is this?
Guys, I thought it was gonna be safe in a computer place.
I don't see any computers here.
Not one computer.
Only trees!
What the fuck, man?
I thought this was gonna be like, computer...
Wait, am I going the wrong way?
I just really had to have a compass at the bottom.
There, right there.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Water.
Where am I working?
Where am I working?
What- what- where am I working and who am I working for?
Did you know there's a big- a big huge satellite in Puerto Rico?
It's really, really big.
There's a really big satellite in Puerto Rico. It's so big. They put it in a lot of movies.
Have you seen it?
But I don't think they use it anymore. Isn't it dead? Yeah, it's dead, right? But it's still there.
there you can still see it the the car cast
why the fuck did the game save here and what was that
I think it is it getting torn down or did it get torn down already?
Wait a minute, am I gonna have to walk around this whole area outside and go places outside?
One mode activated.
Lima, Keele, Quebec, X-ray. Bravo, Charlie, Delta.
Mike, Yankee.
Face.
Just follow the signs, follow the signs.
Just follow the signs.
Just follow the signs.
Just follow the signs, you'll be okay, just follow the signs.
Just follow the signs, it'll be alright.
It'll be alright if you just follow the signs.
I see the Blinky light.
Whiskey.
Making beats.
Soup for a boring dumb bitch.
Fucking Lili.
Juliette, India.
Hotel.
Whiskey.
Base.
Oh, beautiful rushing river.
Here's the fishing.
Here's the fishing.
I don't know which way.
Is this the base?
This place looks like a dump.
Trash!
This place looks like a dump!
Try the front door.
I'll pin signal observatorium or badge.
There's nothing in here.
paper sheet password 111
what the fuck are you sure this is where I have to come work
are you sure
What the fuck is this?
Hey, my fucking kisses!
Guys, this doesn't look like a good place for anybody to work.
Rush.
We're not my friends.
Oh there's food in here!
Candy!
Gumi-kandai!
Please check in here.
Yeah, check in here.
What the fuck.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
Owl.
There's just a guy over there.
Um, what's this?
Garage.
Whoa!
An ATV!
This is my ATV.
This is my ATV.
This place sucks.
Wait, my...my flashlight is on! My flashlight goes out! What do I do if I never run out of
flashlights?
Oh, brother, this thing!
Put a new battery in it, ooooh!
It doesn't open.
Open.
Just pack our cans, bro.
Fuck, oh fuck.
Don't a drive box
That's where all the drives
Root beer
It's up here
There's a room there there's a room there
Oh my god.
Well, he's dead now, so.
What am I gonna do?
here helicopter coming. Oh airplane! Oh drone!
Oh, I'm blind.
Rural!
I know!
Hey, I don't know how to get out of here.
Help!
Uh...
Where the fuck am I?
Is this a break room?
I'm on the lights.
I don't know why it's...
Hello!
Hey!
Freeze?
Is that freeze?
Is that freeze stop?
Is that freeze stop?
Is that freeze stop?
I want to take it!
I'll keep it in the screen!
I'll keep it in the tree!
How do I set you away?
How do I set you away?
I know.
And no.
Uh...
Oh.
Blonde can be sent off very fast items, so items are planned.
Open and delivery don't ask the panel.
Then use a keyboard to talk.
Or send the drone. Put iron in the drone sack, then use the keyboard again to send out the drone.
Oh, she wants the sack.
Well, sorry.
Okay, okay.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
The sun is coming up, but now that's grown, bro.
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Is this the dark?
So, ATV 2 here, but I don't have the thing that matters the most.
flashlight your luggage has a battery oh no what happened to my luggage oh no I
Oh, I must have dropped it when I fell.
Hey, well, at least we can turn the light on.
Now that the go back in the facility, look for my fucking luggage.
I don't know where the fuck I dropped it.
Turn the lights on.
It doesn't...
The lights won't turn on in here.
Why?
Oh, is that noise?
Damn, I f***ed you!
How do I eat it?
I'll hire a drop.
Rapper pack, sausage chunk, nutrient bar, well there's so much food in here.
Oh my god, there's so much shit to do and I don't know, I feel very overwhelmed.
Okay, well, I guess this isn't right. This isn't the same one. I feel so overwhelmed right now.
I feel extremely overwhelmed.
What's this?
Is this the same as the front door?
Nope.
Feeling like we're one this typical on your first day.
I will have to figure out how to turn the lights on before I go first.
Where's the certificate due?
Okay, so from battery?
Ah, I put in the flashlight.
Nice.
Ah, I put in the flashlight, nice.
I put in the flashlight.
Where the fuck?
Where the fuck would I?
Drop the old batteries.
old batteries? Oh, no!
Seems like everything's gone.
Meatlocker?
What the fuck is this?
Why is it late then?
What was that?
I was working I find um...
What is this?
Pirate sick?
I read sick
What the fuck is this
Oh, it's coming up.
I'm hungry again.
Oh my god, it takes me directly down here!
So smart! Okay, well now I know.
I'll waste my battery.
What is it, Ken?
What the fuck is a brool?
Doe, buns, burger, steak, hot dog, shrimp, potato, fish, pizza, bread, cookies, the brool,
what the fuck is a brool?
Doe, buns, burger, steak, hot dog, shrimp, potato, steak, pizza, bread, cookies, the brool,
The brew is the craving of the evil spirit, what?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Okay, there's a...
There's a...
There's a...
Borgard in there.
Batern?
Someone open up the caca- Hi, somebody left a good sandwich in the caca room.
I believe nice poster wash your filthy hands
How the fuck are we going to restore power to this shit?
There's another sang- there's a chicken sandwich out there!
Someone left a perfectly good chicken sandwich!
I think you need to find a light switch?
We did have- I did find a light switch and it didn't turn anything on!
What the fuck, bro?
Should I have to pee really bad?
I'll be right back. I'm gonna pee.
I'm gonna pee. If I don't pee, I'm gonna pee myself.
That was the front door light. Oh my god. I'm gonna I'm gonna frickin are you for real that was the front door light
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, fuck.
Sorry.
Fuck.
Fucking, fucking trip and I almost,
fuck.
My god.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Shit.
Like I almost busted my ass.
I was like what the fuck is that noise? It was my dad snoring. I never heard him snore
like that before. I was like what is happening? What is this?
I heard the snoring. It's like reverberating through my house.
Big snowmorph!
Big ol' snowmorph!
big snore. Big ol' snore. It's an earthquake! It's an earthquake!
I snored so bad that I can't believe that people thought I was a bear.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you snored like a bear.
I'm sorry buddy.
Sorry bear snore.
Snore bear. Holy snorb.
If you need help with the game, let me know. Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you?
You think you're so smart, eh? You think you're so smart? You think I-
What are you trying to say that I'm stupid?
Are you saying I'm stupid? Is that what you're saying?
That I'm stupid?
And I need your help because I'm a dumb woman?
I played repo with us but you did not come!
I'll see you for the 5 gifted subs!
Yeah, better go- gop on your balls.
Go gop on your freaking balls, bro.
If I jump off of here, will I die?
Woo!
Woo!
Oh!
Oh, my legs.
Alright, let's turn on all the fucking lights.
Yeah, baby.
Gotta take care of... bad stuff.
Let's turn on all the fucking lights in this place!
I'm a woman, I need all the lights on!
All the lights on, I'm a woman, I need all the lights on!
I'm a woman, I need all the lights on, excuse me!
Excuse me, I'm a woman, I need all the lights on!
All the lights on, please!
uh excuse me why is it so fucking dark down there I need all the lights on
please I'm a woman
Cool to break the boxes with this game made in the Half-Life 1 engine source.
I just realized.
Perfect.
Excuse me!
Excuse me, excuse me!
Excuse me, I have to turn on all the lights, I'm a woman!
All the lights must be turned on in this facility.
Where are the lights in here?
How do I get in here?
Let us begin.
This is open. Where are the lights in here? Lights? Lights? Maybe this is just a closet.
Let's go!
Turn on the light!
Turn on the light!
Let's turn on the light!
Okay?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Is he here?
I'll burn them all up!
What's the holdish then?
What the fuck is this?
I don't know how to get in there, ohhh, you get in through here, oh shit, how the f***
am I going to open that?
Where do I begin cleaning this dump?
I started with the workspace, good idea!
There's no luck!
Might as well start here.
This machine erases the data from the drive and serves the drive into the drive slots
and press the button wait a few minutes and take the empty drive.
Okay, um, I don't know what this is.
Alright, I just got hired to do this job. I don't know what I'm doing.
I just started to age my first day.
Tapes are a crucial part of the daily task. You must send a...
send a... both tapes...
every day to complete the daily task. Make sure they are both full of data.
Every day!
I feel extremely overwhelmed.
Here, little computers.
I did do the tutorial, oh my I'm stuck, did I get fat all of a sudden like with a book?
Geez!
How do I get rid of trash? Like how do I throw it away?
You can buy garbage bags, you can buy garbage bags, you can?
How the fuck?
Oh, wait.
If I remember correctly, there's a computer.
Isn't that at the computer?
Wait, I gotta turn it on.
uh
uh
wolf
uh
the computer doesn't have twitch
Puff? Coffee bag? Spun soap bucket?
Can't I like, oh I can search.
Garbage.
Bag.
Wait, what's garbage bag roll?
What's the difference between a garbage bag and a garbage bag roll?
Wait, you can add switch to the computer stop.
Wait, do I have money?
Wait, I don't even know if I have money.
Wait, I don't think I have money.
I have five monies!
I can't afford that, that's 16 monies!
I can just afford one garbage bag.
I only have five monies.
Aww.
You think some of these boxes have stuff inside them?
It says to break these boxes.
What if these stuff have stuff inside?
Guys, it's not breaking.
Guys, it's not breaking.
Good for a hammer in the basement. Hey, how do I go to sleep?
It says 13.6. I'm gonna pass out.
Like this, shut up!
I'll go upstairs and I'll see. And then we'll figure this out when I wake up in the morning.
I'm sleeping in garbage.
I sleep in garbage.
It's arming!
Scary!
Scary storm!
I'm gonna lift the music on.
Whoa, I'm awake now.
I rock.
I'll never let go.
I'm awake now. I rock.
I'll never let go.
Okay, so like...
There's a nopad.
Thank you, only for the raid. I hope you had a great stream. Shit I have to do. Get my shit
together. Garbage.
Oh
What's that noise
Okay.
Where... okay.
Barbage bag.
Hammer.
Possibly in the basement.
I'm also very hungry.
I'm gonna eat a cracker pack.
I
See
One on the floor?
There is?
Where?
Oh, I see it!
Sick!
Five!
Two!
E.
One!
Two!
One!
Two!
One!
Five!
It's not breaking!
Five!
Five!
It's not breaking.
Five!
Ten!
Eight!
Ten!
Ten!
Ten!
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I can just leave these on the floor after night out.
Was that a garbage bag?
Oh, that's a coal piece.
I can leave this shit on the floor.
rubber trash
potato
a potato
whoa
Robert Trash? Hey, where's Garbage Bag?
Garbage Bag?
Storage room on the first floor.
Storage storage.
Storage garage.
Break room.
Signal lab.
Utility closet.
It's a garbage bag!
I'll go stacking on. That means I should be able to stack items, right?
Oh
Am I doing it wrong
What's for piles of trash like this?
What?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Oh
What
And it just holds one trash?
It just holds one trash?
It is so stout thing!
Where the fuck do I put the trash at, then?
Where do I keep where I put the trash?
You can sell it for two points? How do I sell it?
I called the computer a drone.
Call the drone and put it in the bag.
I'll turn this way over here.
You'll love this game.
It's about five hours.
It doesn't seem like it's five hours to me.
I would even look like a wolf yet!
Hello?
Why the fuck is it so high?
Why the fuck is it so high?
Okay.
Okay, we're right.
Bye.
I hope I did it right.
I hope I did it right.
Can I give you a trash tape?
Here.
This game has round of events at night time.
Well...
I said to do work now
This game is about aliens.
Aliens my balls.
I'm gonna find the signal!
Get me off!
Get me off!
Get me off!
I have to look around.
Sorry, I have to look around.
It says 2000.
Let me go this way.
Where are you now?
Oh no, I'm too far.
I found it, I found it, on this way.
I found you.
I found you.
I found you.
I found you.
Oh no, does it mean it's gone?
Come down, mate. I wasn't fast enough, fuck.
There's another one down here, so maybe...
Is this too far?
Is this too far?
Oh my god, I'm so slow.
What the heck is this?
What does it say?
What does it say?
What does it say?
Oh my god, I see it!
Oh my god, I see it!
Oh my god I see it!
Come on, come down.
Hurry.
Hurry bro, hurry.
Hurry bro, hurry.
Hurry!
Oh my god, is it off? Oh no.
Did it work?
Did it work?
Uh...
I'm like, yes.
I'm like, yes.
It says...
Oh, the satellites are moving.
That's why it sounds so loud.
That's why it's so loud outside.
Look at that!
It's a butthole.
An alien butthole.
It's a goat sea.
It's a goatsie!
The moon!
It's showing wall!
Hey, the moon's out there!
It's moving in the sky!
in real life
wow
is it gonna get fucked?
is it gonna stay fucked up like that until I fix it?
I got 7 monies!
I'm picking up the trash and throwing it away!
I should pick up more trash so I could buy more spill.
Wait, check out Seven Monies.
It's 5 AM Tuesday?
Uh oh.
Guys, my ponies are brumbling.
Not only anymore, it crackled a pack.
Can you check the room opposite this with all the internet room?
Uh-oh, why is that computer red?
I hope you had a great stream, thank you for the raid, you like wasn't, okay I feel really
dumb playing this game, I'm just letting you know, I'm not a stupid, you gotta repair
it?
Prepare the internet?
How do I fix the internet?
There's no floppy disk in the slot.
This internet's broken too!
You can do this!
What?
The subreddit with different types of objects such as ATV,
ordinary radars, alpha base, different satellites by their name, miscellaneous objects.
Hi.
Hey.
The internet is making a lot of noise.
Oh, it's still processing!
Bro, this thing went on for a long time.
What is that?
what's the throngler what the fuck is a throngler what are you talking about
Now, we're talking about a world of greens.
The tickle.
Grey doors.
Why is it drawn here?
Are you thinking of having a great stream?
Why is there a troll here?
Why didn't you finish my job?
I didn't finish my job!
Hey.
Oh, you're off on me.
Not enough speed.
Oh.
What are you doing here?
I've come to stop you from crying.
I thought it was trash!
I thought it was trash!
It turned out it wasn't trash!
Hey, I can put stuff in here.
We'll just leave this here.
We'll just leave this here.
Serious must finish now.
Oh it's- Oh look!
Almost there!
Jesus, thanks for fucking long!
I think he's doing it.
like nobody can. Blu-ray, banana, white chocolate, EASE kids.
Wait, I hear something.
I
Look gay there
What was that?
Uh-oh, my tummy.
Oh
My tummy
I'm hungry.
I WAS HUNGRY! WHAT THE FUCK? W-WHAT?!
Oh!
Oh man, I lost the holdup.
What the fuck, bro?
Is that fine?
Bye-bye.
Come on
It won't so fast
Oh no!
Is that fine?
I think that's fine.
So let me save it.
I think we need a desk.
Oh, they're in here, right?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Give me- GIVE ME DRIVE!
There is nothing in here.
Oh wait, I have one in my inventory. Oops.
Uhhh...
Oh, I have to wait for it to download.
Wait, why isn't it downloading?
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
What?
6%?!
Why is it going so slow?
Well, go fuck me then.
Well, fuck me.
Fuck me forever.
Oh my god!
Twenty!
Does that mean twenty monies?
Does that mean twenty monies?
Does that mean twenty monies?
Where were the garbage bags again?
I don't remember where they are.
I don't remember where the garbage bags were.
Oh yeah, the little room.
Oh no!
Wait.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh, there we go.
I will sell more trashy.
Oops.
Oops!
Hide back!
AHHHH!
Gorbage bag!
Two trash bags!
I have two trash!
Two trash for more money!
Oh
Yes.
Yes.
Come on.
I'll be right back with more garbines.
Stay right there, I'll be right back with more garbines.
I know there's another trash bag here.
I'll be right back with more garbines.
Where's the trash bag here?
Hey, where'd the trash bag go?
I had it in my hand!
Look out! I had it in my hand!
Hey!
Hey!
Okay, I'm feeling better.
I swear there's one more garbage bag in here.
I'm learning.
Weed!
Mark our boys, Bangs!
There's a wall in the corner?
There's a whole wall of money.
There's a whole wall of trash.
It's a whole roll of money!
It's a whole roll of trash!
It's a large roll!
We're down, right?
Hey wait a minute, the cleaning is satisfying.
What the fuck?
We're just very satisfied.
This is very satisfying.
Dolly, did you feel the rain out and the rain streamed?
This is very satisfying.
Dolly, you're going to have to wait for the rain to come out.
Dolly, did you feel the rain out at a great speed?
This is very satisfying.
Hey, can this thing hold that much?
Can the drone hold that much stress?
That's a drone over there, that's a stash!
I ran out.
I was born here.
And the drone over there was crashed!
And then we raced.
Bye!
Wow. What a rush.
Captured my favorite thing of simulator games. Picking up trash. Game of the year.
Let's see the download.
3.9% what the fuck this trash garbage computer.
Look at trash computer.
I need to put in a floppy disk, but I don't know where to find one!
Where do I find a floppy disk?
Where do I find a Floppy's disc?
Let's see.
Floppy's disc.
I love these days!
Is it fixed now?
Internet! Are you working now?
I fixed the internet!
Does it help with the speed?
It did!
It went 0.000% speed!
I'm fixing the other internet.
What the fuck?
Uh, Gulp?
Gulp
I don't know why this gets, bro.
They're talking to me.
The computers, they're talking to me.
This thing! The internet is so slow! I got 49 monies!
I got 49 monies, what does that mean?
I'm gonna buy some trash bags, that's what that means.
You need to do the satellite sites and fix the servers there.
Oh, do you mean to have to go offside?
I have to touch grass.
Congratulations on your waste and appointment to the ASD Alpha Site Facility, Dr. Kel.
My name is Professor Leah.
And I will be your supervisor and projector coordinator.
You've mostly already completed your initial induction
and training course, but allow me to give you
a brief refresher.
Your primary duty is to search for evidence
of advanced extraterrestrial life
via detection of potential communication signals
from deep space.
Process said data and transported back
to the secondary analysis team for further research.
Each drive we receive will award you with points, based on me-
...meeting.
I'm trying to read!
Daily duty requirements and quality of data process.
In addition to this, server operational information and SERP system diagnosis on a real-time computer
will also be required to be set back with any and all research materials
relating to the primary task at hand. Your secondary task is to maintain the
equipment and Alpha site including the satellite dish arrays and their servers
and power generation and distribution systems. This includes regular
calibration of dish detection hardware and on-site server repair when
now functions occur and general maintenance of the auxiliary site systems and janitorial duties.
As to be about everything, Dr. Cald, scan for signals, send research materials back
and keep the site running. On project completion, you will be recovered and financial reimbursement
for your time and efforts will be processed and awarded. Good luck, Professor Lea.
Hi. Greetings, Dr. Kel. This is Dr. Bao. My role is to manage your daily tasks and monitor
your performance while you're stationed at AlphaSight. Each day, I will issue a quota
of drives you will need to send back to me. I understand the base isn't currently fully
operational. I will not request drives of the level you cannot currently process. Secondly,
I will need regular updates on the operational status of the satellite dishes.
We use a floppy disk slash zip drive system to log server information.
Simply insert the floppy disk into the requested disk and type SV request on the console to export the data.
Then compile all files into the given zip drive and send it off with all other research materials.
Poppy, dick!
And lastly, you should keep an eye on the tape machine and send us the data tapes every day so we can keep our logging functional and up to date.
Send us as much data as you possibly can.
We will award you with a nice point bonus for meeting your daily work requirements.
Have a nice day or night, Dr. Kale, and we are eager to see what you can accomplish during your tenure with the ASO.
Gather this amount of signals, 3 signals of level 0, 10 points re-
Bitch, do you know?
How long it takes to download one signal?
Eat my fucking ass!
Collect information about these satellites, Oscar, Charlie, India.
30 reward points per day.
Send us the log tapes.
25 points reward each.
Okay, Oscar, Charlie, India.
So does that mean I need to go to Oscar Charming and India?
Oh, brother, this thing's had good recede.
Two points!
Thirty-two points!
What does this mean?
What just happened?
Why am I getting all these?
What the fuck?
What is happening?
My computer's broken!
Guys, my computer... my computer's broken.
I'm a level!
I'm sorry, did you guys see that?
Did you see that?
Guys, tell me you saw that.
It was like two eyes and they were floating.
It was like two eyes looking at me.
They were right here in this area.
Did you not see that?
I'm too tired. Okay, I'm gonna go sleep.
Oh wait, I have to pick up...
Why do I see everything smoking?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm gonna go pick up the packages.
Thank you.
Goodbye!
I'm both stairs. How come I see everything hazy?
I'm gonna go bed.
And they...
Can they get me?
Can't they just get...
I think I get a better bed downstairs so I don't have to keep on going up here.
I would like to sleep please.
Why isn't he letting me sleep, please?
Am I too hungry to sleep?
I'm going to sleep.
What?
Uh...
I'm going to sleep.
What the fuck?
What was that noise again?
What? What is happening?
What is happening?
What is this?
I can't get up here.
I guess I ought to look for more Borglar.
Another border here.
What the fuck is happening?
Where am I?
Oh, I bought...
clock, table
ow
a hole
I can use it
ooh
I see your rainings.
I see you waiting.
I'm a homie gormuling.
It has to be a snack for me.
I'm a homie gormuling.
I'm a homie gormuling.
I'm a homie gormuling.
I'm a homie gormuling.
It has to be snack for me.
Burger!
Burger!
I'm going to ask for Charlie India, but I don't want to go outside at night time, I
I should wait till it's daytime.
What time is it?
I'm about to sleep.
of
What is... what?
You mad emoji?
Have a like.
Oh my god, it's only 2 am?
What the fuck, Haru?
How do I fix my sleep schedule?
How do I fix my sleep schedule in this fucking game?
You saw it, you saw what, what did you see?
I kinda don't want to leave this room right now, I'm really scared.
Oh
You lock the door
No box you won't you wounds why there's monster
Shrimp! Shrimp pack!
It has shrimps! Hmm.
It has some shrimps grumpy.
I love shrimps grumpy.
I
What the fuck?
Um, what?
Meow meow meow meow!
I'm scared.
I do not want to sleep. I want to sleep! I do! I want to sleep!
I wanna fucking sleep!
Walking outside will give me shit.
Shut up.
21% bro.
Hello, Dr. Kill. The daily task results are ready. You did bad.
You failed all three parts of the daily task. No reward for you this time. You must fix yourself.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Papa Tangled Night!
Oh my god.
Fuck off, bow.
Dr. Bow.
Oh no, oh no!
Sorry, it didn't mean to.
Well, you might as well upgrade something.
speed.
We'll move break the control time.
Rate our history, rate our speed.
Detect your strength,
Detect your update frequency,
Detect your quality.
Oh my god.
The screw-up emails are coordinates?
Oh my god, they are.
What the fuck?
Oh my God, it should take forever.
Time is it 5 a.m. The sun is gonna rise. We can go outside.
What the fuck?
It's counting bags, even though I didn't fucking use them.
It didn't count down?
Oh, yes it did. It did count the bags! It counted the bags because I only have 11!
Get out of here!
You have to make sure you're clicking the piles, unfortunately, oh, okay, so I just wasted
like five bags.
We'll get more.
This is the workbench.
The next one's coming.
Oh
Son is rising
Open your eyes, breathe in the fresh air, get ready to seize the day, it's a new day.
Look inward and think about all the things you're going to get done today.
Think about all the things you can accomplish today.
And now think about all the ways the world's gonna fuck you.
All the way, the world is moving.
What do you want?
I'm gonna get out of my face!
Get out of my face!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Here I'mma pull them face!
This is a gold battery and a new battery, I don't know if you know.
Oh boy.
Drop it and look at it and show the charge.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
Okay, this one's at zero.
Mark!
Mark!
Well, we gotta go out and check.
24%? I wanna kill myself.
We have to check.
Which ones do we have to check again?
Papa Tango Mike.
Papa Tango Mike.
Papa Tango Mike.
Oh my god.
How do I bribe?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I wish I had a map.
I wish I had a fucking map.
I wish I had a radio.
Uh, Mike is this way.
Isn't it this way?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm guessing it's up here.
Hello, can this it?
Hello! Can this it?
Is this it?
Is it this? Is this it?
hey this is Bravo kill me is there a map there is no fucking map
What the fuck, man, are the signs lying to me?
I can buy what?
Okay, which one's this one?
Charlie?
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Charlie!
Not when I need it.
As I will.
Oh, wait, maybe it's this way.
Could it be this way?
What should be Delta or something?
What should be Delta, huh?
Oh, it's Mike!
Who did it?
I don't really know what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing here.
Uh...
What?
What?
Hi Kwasowski.
I need a floppy disk. Uh oh, I need a bring one.
Oops, I forgot to bring one. Nevermind.
Well, I'm gonna go die now.
Bye now.
It's my first day on the job, leave me alone.
My first day on the fucking job, leave me alone.
It's my third day on the dog.
What the fuck was that?
And what if I just roll the A to be down this thing?
What if I just kill myself?
What if I just kill myself?
What if I just kill myself?
What if I just kill myself?
What if we see Bigfoot?
Oh, what if we see Meekle?
I think we see Meekle.
See there, but I couldn't drive it.
I
You can actually break your skull open and get me something excited saying that sentence.
I'm extremely excited seeing that.
Guys, we're all the floppies.
There's some map on the wall.
I'm guessing I'm going to need more than one fucking floppy disk.
You only need one? I thought you need more than one!
Yeah, one for each satellite, I gotta do three of them!
Then
There's
You later
Who floppy disk? Oh, three floppy disks. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yoli, please! Oh, you need, you only need one wall?
Where are the floppy bits?
Floppy bits!
I want the wrong way.
Hey, why are there a big ass rock here?
Hey, why is there a big ass rock here?
Hey, why is it so fucking loud?
Hey, can I go the wrong way?
I feel like I'm on the wrong way!
I want to see Mike.
Mike.
I want to see Mike.
Why is it so fucking windy?
Mike.
Mike.
Mike.
I'll give you the handbrake.
Excuse me!
Uh...
Hey, where'd I put it?
I'll put it in here?
Wait, all the experts of the game go away.
Uh, um, SV Request, unexpected server error.
How many packets?
Export finished.
SV eject.
Check.
You can check radio tower status.
SVPing.
SV.
King, I wish it made the computer typing sound when I typed it in.
Uh oh, I'm hungry.
Uh oh, uniform is broken.
Is uniform broken?
I think uniform is down. Oh no, I didn't bring any food with me. I'm hungry. Shit.
Just ask me to target with a name to target with your compass? Oh shit. Uh, let me go
I'm full, and I'm hungry.
I can always eat some free sangha!
I wish there was no radio
But I can listen to the radio while I'm at the ITV
But there's no radio for me
There's no re-
Uhhhhhh
Guys
There's no radio for me
Huh?
That's how I know this!
Get my radio from me.
I'll find the radio from me.
I'm gonna get a snack cause I'm hungry.
I'm a hungry girl.
Oh.
Stop.
I don't.
I won't stop moving because of the sand.
I bring out MRE.
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
I need some of that food.
MRE!
MRE!
MRE!
I was a hungry girl.
Oh, I'm strong.
You know what I could do?
I think I pinged with the computer in here.
SB...
Is it pinged?
SB...
Target, uh, oh is it Papa?
Oh it is busy still doing this.
That's me, Target Papa.
Show me Papa.
My compass points to Papa.
Wait, the red side or the blue side?
Papa's gone!
I don't want to go to Papa's gone.
I know what I'm gonna do about the car.
I'll take about the car.
I'm gonna go on a swim and come out on the board.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm a strong girl!
I'm a strong girl!
I'm a strong girl!
What the f**k is that?
What is that?
Hello station?
Oh!
There's so much trash.
Ahhh!
Why does everything go scary in here?
I made a papayon!
How do I get unsleepy in the game?
Uh...
Can I use the same disc?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
S?
Sv, uh, Sv, request.
I wish I had made the typing sounds, typing sounds in it.
That would be so satisfying, the typing sounds.
When you tight.
As per Phoenix, SVEJ is the most important company in the world, and it is the only company
in the world that has the highest number of employees.
S V eject and then S V target get the gold to tango
Okay, I don't need to care hurry because I'm getting sleepy
I've never heard of this game.
People have been telling me to play this game for a long time and I understand why now.
Because this is very...
There's a lot of satisfying aspects in this game.
Well we need typing.
We need clapping.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
We need typing.
I mean, flipping-floppy typing keys.
I mean, flipping-floppy typing keys.
We have to go to the window.
Oh
And...
Uh oh.
Well, I hope there's a way I can fix it.
I'm strong.
Oh!
A very strong woman!
What can I say?
I work out every day.
I woke up every day.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
You see?
If you go outside in the other day, this could be you.
Every day.
I want to tell them I did squats, I did a very spaghetti, and they hurt very much.
Tango!
S.P.O.O.S.I.N.T. Request.
We're in graves.
Captain, oh no, I'm hungry.
I'm Hungry.
SvEject.
Then SvTarget...wait.
Target Base?
Oh, SvTarget Home?
I guess we can't target home.
Oh, SV target reset.
Oh, alpha?
SV target alpha.
Oh! Okay.
Um...
Not a hurry, I'm getting sleepy.
We're going home!
We're going home!
Faster, faster, faster, if that's the best faster!
Ow, my ankles!
Oh my headlight!
I'm running!
We're going on!
I'll bring you back, ATV. I'm sorry I broke you. Is there a way that I can fix you?
Oh, I'm able to take the...
...cuba.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Excuse me!
I'm home!
Hey, how do I fix this?
Well, I just leave the property this way.
Hey, how do I fix this?
Do I just leave the floppy disk in the drone?
How's the download coming along?
37!
You put it on a zip drive.
What's a zip drive?
Uhhh...
Uh...
Hey guys, what's a zip drive?
Floppy to work computer.
Uh...
I
Sorry, I didn't mean to call you.
Oh, zipline.
Oh, I'm supposed to put it up here.
Oh, I moved the data from the floppy.
I don't know how I can do this.
What?
What happened?
Why?
Why power out?
Oh no!
How's going so good I fell like that.
Oh no!
How's going so good I fell like that.
I'm not going to sleep now.
I'm not going to sleep now.
I'm not going to sleep.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm bored and asleep now.
Oh, my God, I forgot to turn off my flashlight before I went to bed.
And I never turned in my homework.
What is happening?
What?
What is happening?
What?
What is that?
What? What is that?
Goodbye!
Oh, my God.
Hey, uh, hey, was that door always open?
Guys
No, no, no! I love ghosts! I love ghosts, girl! No, no, no!
POTATO!
Descent generator, where's the power?
Guys, why don't you turn on?
Let the fix the generators outside.
What?
I don't know.
God damn!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And my ATV is broken.
It's super close.
Oh
I'm brave.
I
Oh
Is this the communication tower?
Good box.
Momma level!
Empty food box.
Are you saying I have to go this way wait what
I'm so confused, hold up.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I was just down there!
Well, if I'm here, no monster can get me.
Wooo! Wooo!
Okay, well...
Okay, still here.
But what's the problem?
Other end.
And the other one.
All the cables.
Oh
Shit
What if I just wait till the morning?
No.
Thank.
What's the harm in that?
Oh, water.
It's not letting me climb out, what the fuck?
It's not letting me fly now.
Am I gonna die?
Oh, speed!
I can go up here, and then I can go up here.
All the way this way.
Well, how am I gonna get up here?
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck!
Oh!
Well, up my life.
Good thing I don't have the damage.
Okay, maybe we're going this way?
Maybe we're going this way.
It's free shit!
My MRE, wait have a look I'm going to go back there.
I can't go!
Oh, the music is nice, Elise.
Let's go this way.
Come over here.
Come on, here.
Oh, hello.
Huh?
Here?
What's the cost here?
Who's an MRA here?
Day 41. We finally got more financial support for our mission. We can get deeper this time,
but today I noticed something interesting. The hole made one deep, best, bassy sound.
Couldn't record it, and I don't know if it was naturally made sound, but it sounds like
Really deep metal squeak. This hole is pretty weird.
Regular saw.
And peaches.
Interesting.
Now I'm fucking lost, and I don't know how to get to the light stop.
Why didn't you take the saw?
Did I have taken the saw?
Oh, I spilled beer.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I found it.
What the fuck do I do now?
Are you following it?
oh which way do I go this way or this way?
shit
uh
this way?
I see a smoke.
Ow!
Ow!
No!
Look like an alien pole.
Alien pole!
I see a smoke, I see a smoke.
We're gonna fix you right away, we'll fix you right up.
There's ATM machine?
Uh-oh.
Um.
Shhh.
Oh
How come I can't move the slider?
Not letting me.
Oh, I just saw a lane, what the fuck?
Oh, brother, this stinks!
Why doesn't it let me use the fucking slider?
This is so annoying.
I
I don't know, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry girl.
Oh, uh, um, turn the knob and the slider so book.
Yeah, but it doesn't let me turn the slider.
That's the problem.
The slider is not letting me move it.
Oh, here it is.
There we go.
Okay, they all have to be 1-0 zeros.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back and do the same thing.
I'm going to go back and do the same thing.
I'm going to go back and do the same thing.
Okay.
Am I working?
We did it!
We fixed it!
Now we're going back home.
Crapy, crapy.
Don't walk off the cliff!
We have power now.
Oh god.
It's a red button twice.
What?
Let's see!
Let's see, thank you so much for the rainbow!
I hope you had a great stream, Gambler.
Oh my god, have you guys been playing Gambler with friends?
I love that fucking game.
I got play one of these days.
I love to play voice of the void and I suck.
I haven't done shit.
I haven't done anything.
How did it go?
I mean, I'm not gonna die.
Shhh.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah.
Oopah.
Oopah.
Shhh!
I did not die.
Get out of the pool.
I did not die.
Get out of the pool.
I'm coming.
I
How's the download coming along?
Dear god, 39.6
We had to do something about this
Oh no!
Jesus.
S.V.E.
E.
Beautiful Ms. Down.
Uniform is down!
Oh my god, I didn't do a floppy top for this shit.
Yeah, but guess what?
Yeah, but guess what I fucking failed so now I do Oscar golf Quebec
Fuck you
I
Among us
Nothing happened, eat my balls.
Download is at 40
But you can type Maxwell in it
What happens if you type in Maxwell
Max will activate find Maxwell well what do I find Maxwell
What the fuck is Maxwell?
He's out there.
Anywhere in the mountains?
Where do we find... I have to find Maxwell.
All the servers here talking.
Guys, drop everything. We gotta find Maxwell.
How do we fix this thing?
Shall we buy some food?
Forget the mission. We have to find Maxwell.
School box.
Hello?
Hey, how come you hear the typing on this, but you don't hear the typing on the other one?
Good luck in the garage.
No.
All the tool box and everything.
Okay.
I'm gonna put in the manual.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm gonna put in the manual.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna put in the manual.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna pull box and...
I'm picking it.
Hey, ATV!
Um...
How do I drop it?
Well, first, let's put this down.
Actually, we'll do this.
Put the circular saw in here.
You don't need this block.
I took the MRI on my bag.
Why am I already so sleep- Why am I already so tired?
It's only two p.m.
That's hard work.
Rise.
Why does this take so long to go up?
This'll go faster.
This is the future!
I want an instant elevator!
Come on, people!
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
This place stinks.
I'm just letting you know.
This place stinks.
What the fuck?
I kinda wanna like, I kinda wanna go to the, what are that other place to see if we can
fix it but I don't know if I'll have enough time cuz I'm at 23%
you gotta have enough time
I want to go fix that satellite I want to fix it I want to fix it
We can do a trip at night bro. Why you like this?
Why you like this bro?
Drive it at night. It's perfectly safe. Oh, yeah, maybe the machine has something.
It puts some pep in my step.
It puts some pep in my step.
Let's get out of here, we're gonna go fix that.
We're gonna go fix that shit, baby!
Eehaw!
Woohoo!
Hey, why is it so dark outside?
Oh yeah, I forgot the SB car.
Wait! I-I RUN!
I'm literally just basically.
Guys, it's already getting dark, maybe we should go, go tomorrow.
Guys, it's already getting dark. Maybe we should go tomorrow.
Never mind.
Oh
I think I'm going to break off.
There's only 4 PM and it's already this dark? What the fuck is going on?
Jesus! Why is it so dark? It's only 4 PM!
It must be Wigtor.
you're so normal my soul knower
oh 43 percent this is gonna take forever
and what's this
Hey, um, guys?
What?
What mean all those dots?
What all those dot means?
Monster?
If it takes you your base and your ATV, oh, okay, well, uh...
Well, they're not moving, so...
And rocks.
What?
Outside war is a terrible place.
Wait, Juliet's down, too!
Uniform AND Juliet!
What the fuck?
S.V.S.V. Check Uniform.
Oh wait, I have to put it off.
Health is zero.
Oh my god, their health is zero.
Where's Maxwell?
We have to find Maxwell!
Celebrating.
That's wild!
Wait, Tangle's not responding either.
Oh shit.
Are you telling me Tangle's down too?
No!
Wait, is everything down? What's happening?
It's Tangle, Uniform, and Hotel, and Juliette Fuck!
I have to fix them.
Oh, brother, this thing!
We have a problem, a big problem.
I
I
Be
I got a save Maxwell, but it's scary outside cause it's duller.
Fresh canned.
Upgrade.
Uh...
Cursor speed, cursor drifting, cool.
Down processing, low processing speed, download speed, detector strength.
Bro, what's wrong with me?
my life does this thing have solids there no broom buff arcade machine i'll never afford it
I have to get rich collecting garbage.
Garbage bag roll.
I can't play doobani.
I ordered.
Oh no, the sun is going down and I'm going to die!
The monsters are coming!
I'm going to die!
This is a brooching fast of my location!
Oh, no, the police!
Kill my fortune and ride, and I'll drop gravity.
Wait out there please.
Wait out there, please.
Oh, shit, fuck.
Wasted a bag.
I mean, 16. They get scanned?
Maybe it's 12. Is it 12?
It's 12. And I'm in the last one.
It's twelve and a last one.
It's twelve and a...
8pm.
45!
Jesus Christ! Why did he just tell you all that?
That whole will come to you in ten business days.
Fucked up shit.
That's messed up.
What the fuck was that?
Did you guys hear that?
Oh shit, the fucking thing is off.
Well, I'm on my way to bed.
How do you know for today?
What the fuck was that?
Remember to feed the monster under the bed!
There is no monster under the bed!
She's a fuck up.
She's a fuck up.
A monster is not going to get me.
There's no monster outside.
It's not going to get me.
There's no monster outside.
MAMA WEDDLE!
I'm going to go to bed.
Ewww.
you
you
you
you
you
You
One, two, three, four, pass.
What?
Is that the one from Outsiders, or is it this one?
Oh my god, it was 1, 2, 3 for this whole time.
It was right there to hold the hanging net.
There.
Make it?
Oh, well I'll be.
I'll turn on all the lights.
Oh, there's MRAs in here.
E?
Car keys?
Car keys?
What car?
Copper wire battery, oh there's a battery in here.
We'll try a wrap.
A file binder.
Paper sheet.
Paper sheet.
File binder, paper sheet.
I'm tired of them. Chat. MIs don't expire.
Yeah, they do okay, but like after a long time.
Everything's bad. Okay, okay, even you.
I wonder what to do with all those file binders. What's that for?
Who the fuck is a file binder for?
I
Find files I want my phone down
Okay, okay.
Meryl Sons.
Meryl Sons.
Meryl Sons.
Meryl Sons.
Metal Tunks! Metal Tunks! Metal Tunks!
What was that?
Big Tungles!
I'll keep that, keep that noise on me.
Alright.
Alright.
There's a boom in the shoulder.
50% download.
Let's ping one more time.
Let's paint one more time to make sure the Tangle is fucked.
Uh, uniform, hotel, and Juliet.
Well, guys, today is day for us to fix all this shit.
Uh...
This is gonna take a while.
A SV.parguet.
Uh, we'll go to the single first.
Do we... do we need a flakie?
What kind of thing do you need?
Holy.
Pee pee.
Reminds me of the old days.
Let me have, boy. I need to have money on me.
I'm fine. I'll make it.
I'm going out early in the morning, early in the morning!
We're gonna have a good time and do it too, because it's our job, and we're gonna do the best job, and everybody's gonna be proud of us, and we're gonna get a raise, and our boss is gonna love us, and our boss is gonna be like, well, you're the greatest employee, employee that we have in the place.
I can't believe we have a worker that's so great in our employed mid-employership.
And it's going to be so cool and it's going to be great because I'm bossed.
Don't be so surprised, I'm so happy with us!
Stop that.
Get from there.
Paint your one, do you want to do anything?
My boss is gonna love me
And my boss is gonna be like
Oh my god, great job
You're the best employee that we've ever had
My boss is gonna love me
Someone fix this
I'm out of here.
Three to five?
All three minus five.
Six.
Zero.
Nine.
Nine minus eight.
One.
5.
Hero?
Hey, are you back online?
Now we need to do uniform.
SV target.
What was that?
Should we do uniform or hotel?
What should we do next? Hotel?
Uniform.
you're a caca monster
you're a caca monster
you're a caca monster
I'm gonna go and show my boss that I'm the best employee in the world.
No one else is just like me because I'm the best employee in the world.
My boss is going to be so surprised because I'm the best employee in the world.
I'm the only employee.
I'm the only employee.
I'm the only employee here in the place.
There's no more employees in the company,
I called other people job buyers and now I'm calling one that's working at the company
but nobody else works at the company
and I told everybody in Shaggy Works that they can book and help me at my job
I got all the dishes away
I turned the wrong way.
Good day everybody, I have taxa, I have taxa work and we're going to have a wait time
now my dog.
We're all going to have fun now my dog and all the taxa is at my dog because take your
I don't have to do it ever again.
Maybe I'll do it just for me.
Now I'm not going to do any work today.
Where is I going?
Why are you running?
Are you running away?
I'm standing here.
I think you're back to work.
I'm not gonna miss the lab.
I'm not gonna miss the lab.
Oh no, no.
I'm gonna miss the lab.
Work, work.
He didn't even use a job application.
Beep, beep!
Uniform, we're here!
Let's fix this icky-
What?
Goat?
Err.
Ahh!
Err!
Ahh!
Ahhhh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ohh!
Uh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
What? What happened again?
In this minigame, you must build a pipe that goes through all the data packs.
Use right mouse button, click 1, 2, 3, 4 keys or click on the buttons on the bar mouse to switch between the actions.
One remove pipe, two stray pipe, three corner pipe,
or X-shaped pipe.
Wait.
Uh...
I'm not a robot, I'm a robot.
I'm a robot.
I'm a robot.
That's right, you're a robot.
I'm a robot.
You've seen it, but not yet.
What is it?
I'm not sure.
It appears and goes away consistently.
Are you sure about that?
I'm more concerned about something else.
Hmm, there are more? What is it?
Yes, inside the bounds area or the mountain. Look at the...
...off posts.
What?
What the fuck?
Uhhh...
...what?
You can rotate the pipe.
What the fuck?
Am I doing it right?
I'm so scared I'm so scared
Wait, where the fuck is this supposed to go is this supposed to go this way like out or do I have to connect them all together to make like a
Shit wait didn't tell me
I'll connect them to the top left pink arrow.
Okay.
Oh.
I feel like I'm on life support, bro.
I'm gonna die.
Bro, I'm gonna die
We did it!
Oh my god holy shit that was so stressful what the fuck
I'm sorry I wasn't reading chat I was like sweating
Thanks guys
Hotel
SV target
Hotel
What's the time? Time for me to-
GAH!
MY- MY- MY FLASHLIGHT!
WAH!
YAH!
I'm around three o'clock!
Wait, I don't know!
Let's get out of here!
That's gonna do all my work for me.
I'm never gonna do work again.
That's gonna do all my work for me.
Help me.
What's happening?
What's happening?
Happy, do you have a word for me?
You're the controller, and you do all the work for me!
Oh, what if I go on the board like this?
Waaaaaah!
Waaaaaah!
He's gonna feed me!
Is this hotel?
We made it! We're in hotel!
What the fuck?
We can drag the yellow ball through the maze and bring it to the blue spot.
I don't like this. This reminds me of the jump scare maze.
This is a jump scare game stop. I hate it.
Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
It's on the arrow.
SvPing, that's one, Julietto?
Hey, I heard my, I heard my wrist.
SvTarget, Julietto.
SvTarget, where the fuck is Maxwell?
Maxwell, where are you Maxwell?
Where are you Maxwell? I must find you!
Gotta find Maxwell!
Gotta find Maxwell!
I'm gonna find Maxwell!
Stay!
Juliet?
Is it you?
Oh my god it's here Juliet!
I will fix everything!
What the f**k is this?
Oh no, it's just I fall out!
Holy s**t!
I
J
We?
Uh...
We... uh...
No what S?
Is it S?
Is there S's?
S, S, S, S, S.
It's not breach, REACH.
The S is like before the last...
Oh, we did it.
Making sure everything's fine?
They're all fine!
No Calibrate. Cal-O.
Uh-oh, Gulp, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Hey, what happened to the rest of the shit in the amary?
Whoa!
What was that?
Wait, I forgot to put the thing for...
A S-B-R-G Alpha.
What the fuck was that?
Did you hear that?
What the fuck was that?
Who was that?
A very strange sound indeed.
Goin' back to the base.
Goin' back to the base.
Goin' back to the base.
Hey, the base is right there!
We're so...
Whoops!
Wow, we're already home.
What's that noise?
Why is it dark outside?
It was just night outside.
It was just night outside.
Lock the doors out.
Nice.
Whoa.
Just light outside.
Lock the doors.
Nice.
What is that?
Why is there a car coming?
Why am I bleeding?
Help.
Help.
That was a throngler.
That was a throngler.
I don't like it.
Can I stop bleeding, please?
Better get my period in the game.
How do I know, like, how healthy I am, like...
Bandage?
Am I that hurt?
Oh
Is he gone
That was terrifying what the fuck
Oh my god, that was fucking terrifying.
It was 12th daytime.
Holy shit, that shit was scary.
I thought it was a car.
It looked like a car.
I don't like words, why is there a car coming?
I thought it was a fucking car.
Oh my God, that was...
That was absolutely terrifying. Holy shit.
Everything got dark. I'm so glad I wasn't outside. I am so glad I was outside.
Well, also, that's fucked up that he could come in here through the fucking window!
That's messed up! Look, I did period blood everywhere!
Where?
My period blood!
That's so fucked up!
Jesus!
Jeez, that was so scary!
What the fuck?
That's so messed up!
I think you need a map, yeah, for now it's fuckin' blurred, bro.
Oh my god, I was here like, this game is so good, it's so easy, why are people saying
that they're scaring stuff in the game!
Bro, fuck me, shit.
That's fucked up.
That's messed up.
My fucking garbage bag, leave me alone!
I thought I thought I thought I thought it was all nice and safe that was nice and safe
I've come, I've come I've come!
I've come, I've come, I've come, I've come!
I'm coming, I'm coming I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I can't reach water with my legs!
I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, give me my warmest bath!
Excuse me! Excuse me! Open the door! Give me my warmest bath!
I'm a raver dorky.
Fuck you, whatever the fuck you are, creature, throngler, whatever your name is.
Drop the thing.
I
One brain, one body, one mind.
Cleanin' up my room, cleanin' up my room.
Cleaning up my room, cleaning up my room.
Oh, no, I shouldn't have sent the robot away, the drone.
The cock are you not cock on my wheel.
Come back, Robe.
Come back.
Come back, Robe.
Come back.
Anything in here?
Brash or what's this?
Broom!
How do I use it?
I
Oh my god, I'm gonna be rich!
I'm gonna be rich!
I'm gonna be fucking rich!
Wait, nice little lady.
I keep bleeding, love, I keep bleeding.
Sixty-three!
I'll kill myself!
Gonna pass out, so no, I'm not gonna have 40%!
I don't know what hardship looks like.
I don't know what hardship looks like.
I don't know.
I get an email,
package received.
Oh my god, I have 105 monies!
You must fix yourself, eat my ass, Dr. Bow.
Mike, India, Delta, fuck you!
Package received.
Shut up.
What if I up the download speed?
What does that do?
It does nothing. It doesn't do anything.
Oh my god, kill me now!
Maybe we should calibrate the satellites.
S.D.? How old?
Guys, I'm going to drop off a break.
I think I'm kind of hungry.
I better eat an anorheum.
I'm afraid to touch it.
I'm afraid to touch. What do I do?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
I'm sure it'll work soon, one day.
And adjust it very slowly.
I'm just gonna buy more garbage bags.
We die tonight. No we don't!
We do not die!
Now!
We do not fucking die!
We do not fucking die!
We do not fucking die!
No we do not fucking die!
Oh shit.
I'm gonna fucking die!
The two of us will be tied!
Later!
Ah, fuck.
It's across the bag.
Across another bag.
Fuck.
Hey, this place is already looking so clean!
It's like it's about to hit the steamer out.
Bye!
I
But you know what time it is
RUN!
RUN!
More trash!
More tr- MRE!
Hope.
What the f**king?
Oh
What the fucking
Oh my god fucking ship roll
nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
uuuuh
potato
Wooden the brief!
We will need 50 more trash bags and rich.
It's the 8.9!
Help! I'm stuck!
paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper,
Bloopy disk trash!
Not a coin.
Hey, what time is it?
MRE!
the
the
the
the
Glare baits.
Oh no, my battery died.
Oh, oops.
Can you stop rolling please?
Stop rolling!
It doesn't stop rolling.
This one's zero charge, this one's a hundred.
oh my there's so much trash in here what am I gonna do it's like that's right never
How did they get so much trash?
How is it so trashy in here bro?
the trash bags the 200 what is this game house flipper three you would think it
was house flipper three with all its trash have to pick up all the fucking
There's so much trash!
This place will be spotless, eventually, yes, all the trash will be gone.
Oh, my God!
So much internet!
It's coming for us, what's coming for us, nothing's coming for us.
I like this dark in there. I'm too tired.
I'm going to sleep good night
There's already no nightmares tonight.
Why did I wake up?
What?
Where is that?
What is this?
What is that?
Why is it-
Is that a friend?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Uh...
What was that?
What does that fucking mean?
Oh, it's so far now.
Is that it?
Did it run away?
Oh, is it coming back?
It was moving when I had in the crosshairs on it.
It's almost like it knows that I was looking at it.
Did it come back or no?
It was going away.
It's leaving.
Well, I'm going back to bed, goodnight!
This is Maxwell, let's go find another, no it's not Maxwell!
I do not want to sleep. I can sense something. What?
What do you mean? What do you mean you can sense something? Stop! Go back to sleep!
What is it that you sense?
Come on, I'm so scared.
Is it gonna maybe go out there and look at it?
Why is the window so dirty again?
It doesn't let me save either.
What the fuck?
Come over here.
Hello?
They coming at me.
Can I get out the glove side?
wait there's another red dog I think I think I see another one
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
Hello?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is in here?
What the fuck is in here?
Get in here!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
What is happening?
What is happening? What is happening? What the fuck was that? That is somebody breaking into the facility
I'm so scared bro.
Sure lock the door? How do you even lock the door?
He's open.
Clicking on the keep out, oh fuck me, are you serious, I'm an idiot, I'm stooping.
Fun real dumb man, yeah?
Hit the camera off.
What was that?
I'm very very scared.
Potatoes!
Shut up, Mibu!
Fuck you!
Here, eat something!
Oh my god.
Attention freaks, it's me.
Surely we are fine, right?
Hello monsters she's over here no I mean if there was something in here like it
was showed on the radar there's nothing on the radar right
There's this though, but it doesn't seem to be coming closer at all.
Can I save?
Oh, I can save now.
Does that mean it's over?
What a stupid crate.
We can go to sleep, right?
Well, was that go back? What do you mean go back? Go back where?
And the hallway outside the sat room.
Why is the roof open?
Well, I'm never gonna get good sleep, bro.
I'm never gonna be able to sleep.
Never gonna get rid of me.
Whoa, it's like...
What is it that you saw?
In the hallway
What in the hallway? I don't see anything
The hallway upstairs
Oh the broom
Did it go away?
Did it go away?
It's gone.
Whatever that was.
On now.
I
Got now
Oh, that is the- oh fuck.
It is?
Oh no!
It is?
Oh, no!
Wait, let's see...
What am I doing in?
Oh, well, that is now.
There's a likelihood of that monster coming back from round 2.
Don't tell me that!
Don't tell me that!
What?
I know you spell it, Old Mac.
Way Mac.
Way Mac.
Way Mac.
I didn't even sleep well.
Shit, bruh.
Oh
May a coffee, please
Get out of here, bro.
It is a dicking that is true.
Now there's a big thing that's true.
I'm supposed to be going to bed now.
But look what I have.
Here I am.
But here I am again.
Oh
Look what I've got
Look what I've got
Oh
We're going to Quebec!
We're going to Quebec!
I'm gonna fix it.
I bet it's right here, I think this is it.
I bet it's right here.
That's you, there you are, Colbert.
Oh Colbert, there you are.
You're getting so nice and sturdy for bed.
Oh noor!
What? You must match the bits on time at the bottom.
What?
Oh I see.
Okay.
I see.
And all the towers are up.
We did it.
A sweet target alpha.
I'm the greatest, greatest employee in the world.
The only employee in the company.
What the fuck was that?
Did you hear that?
Oh God, if that motherfucker comes out again, I swear to God.
I swear to God, I will quit.
I will quit.
I will quit this job.
I will quit this job.
When the dog...
I was looking for him.
Can you hear me?
Heal you I say quick!
Hey, bunch of boxes here, eh?
What the fuck is this?
Where's the exit?
My legs, ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
That's the freight.
I can pull out coins and veals.
I can properly die a SOTY POP. SOTY POP for me.
What do you do when I need a Waila Uthani? Oh Waila Uthani! I need to fly for job there!
Surely I can get a wonderful job at Waila Uthani.
The first day will be a wonderful day.
I'm not fucking working for that guy. Whatever it means.
You know the one, the one that puts his bare feet everywhere.
The barefoot guy puts his feet up everywhere and he's barefoot all the time here where he's gonna shoot!
Always has his feet up!
Pushing computers with his phone!
Can't stand that fucking guy!
I'm fucking dead, that guy!
I'm fucking dead, that guy!
Hard work and dedication.
That's very important.
Oh my god, what the f-
Hey! What's this?
It doesn't open.
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
UP!
Oh. Robot.
Excuse me!
He's picking up my car.
Dropping it off at the garage.
He's picking up my car at the garage.
He's picking up my car at the garage.
Sorry.
I'm gonna log a ride, sorry.
What if I knew this?
77%?!
Open up, cry for me, my iron mouth's lit.
Open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up, open up now!
Now!
Roll bar how I get one
And have I won
Roll bar
I don't have any dollar raise!
I don't have any dollar raise!
Garbage bag.
That's expensive.
Too expensive for me.
We need to print some rolls on the bags, then she'll buy some.
I'm going to be broke, I'm going to be baroque, baroque, baroque, I'm going to be baroque.
How much more do I have to clean?
It never ends, the mess never ends.
The mess ever ends, the party.
The party never ends.
It's here! It's here! My order is here!
Hello?
It's here!
Please wait here, why? Please!
It's here!
It's here!
It's here!
It's here!
It's here!
It's here!
Ah yes.
Ah man.
Tell me now.
Ah man!
Tell me now!
The trap never ends!
The trash never ends.
The trash never ends.
Oh, it never ends.
It never ends.
It just keeps coming and coming.
Let's get some ramen!
Hey, what if I bring you in there?
You stand out.
And then your disk drives, what disk drives?
I've come here to take a million years!
It's still at 77% though!
And I'm afraid to touch anything because I'm afraid I'm gonna break it!
It's been days!
How many days has it been? How many days have I been here?
Fuck you, Doctor!
Day 5!
I've been here 5 days!
Oh no, I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry I can eat myself.
I
Please fix the downloading.
I'm afraid if I touch it, I'm gonna break it.
You think I should touch?
The downloader's gone down!
We have to do something!
It's back up again.
No, no, no. The download is perfectly fine. It still works just like a Micakek DD.
Oh no.
Wait, go down!
Go down!
Oh, no!
He's coming.
Oh, my bad.
I'm afraid help
I'm going to get a little bit of the water.
Okay, I see it.
I think this one will be fine.
Okay, I see it.
I think this will be fine.
Oh, it's going faster now.
I think that's fine.
Wow, it took me five days to do this!
Oh, it's going faster now.
I think that's fine.
Wow, it took me five days to do this!
Wow it took me five days to do this!
I'm employed as a nun.
Come on!
Can I buy a crowbar now?
Roll... 80!
Aaaaaaah!
Fuck!
Fucking balls!
Roar!
Oh, no!
It's one of your favorite games. I like it a lot. It's very scary.
Fuck an internet well.
Everything's working in order.
Excuse me, it's only- it's only four o'clock, I will be damned!
If I go to sleep now, I will be damned!
I will be damned!
I will be damned!
Open please!
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
Oh my God, it's a nice little place.
The phone doesn't work.
There's a calculator there.
Come on, I don't want to touch anything.
I'm the fast employee!
You can always clean up in the mean time.
99!
The signal has been added.
Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
Oh wait, there's already one in there.
Is it saving?
Hey, you think this is fine?
I don't know what to do again, hey what do I do next?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Is it starting?
Oh.
I can't process it.
It's processing level on computer to read level O.
I have to upgrade the computer.
Hey guys, why does it look weird?
Hey guys, why is the stream in the rain now?
I
Now come on
I'll come at 6 p.m. and it's all dark
That was not normal. That was not normal. What the fuck was that? That was not normal. Everything turned black and white. That was not fucking normal.
That was not normal!
That was not fucking normal.
Oh my god, it's so hectic.
Oh my god, it's so hectic.
Oh my god it's only 11 p.m.
Kill me now.
Ain't no fucking way.
what the fuck? Oh, that was a little firefly.
Does the console work even though it doesn't work if there's no power?
Alright. How do we fix the generator? I gotta go looking for it and go fix it manually.
But that means I have to go outside. I have to go outside in the dark and I gotta go see my dad.
I mean I gotta go see my dad. I gotta go see my dad.
Well, I saved.
I'm debating either like taking the, I'm debating walking or taking the fucking ATV.
We're back downstairs. We saw the power lines were like awful.
What the fuck are you doing in here?
Well, fuck me.
What the f**k was that?
Did you hear that?
What the fuck was that?
Did you hear that?
Come on!
Okay.
Hey TV, hey TV, hey TV, hey TV, hey TV, thank you for the 5 gifted zombies, thank you.
Thank you for the 5 gifted zombies, thank you.
Now it's this way. Before it was this light, now it's this light.
I'm cornered in the rain.
Hello, folks.
Patsy!
Thank you for the time we have to jump.
Wait, should I even take the ATV?
Thank you Patsy.
Oh, my bad, mate.
A strong bee.
I'm a strong girl.
I'm a strong girl.
I'm a strong girl.
I'm driving away.
To my doom!
I'm so scared!
Help, help, help!
I hope there's no aliens coming to me!
Get me!
And kill me!
Please don't!
They don't call me!
I don't want your devices!
But my passport, please, is so small
Nothing goes up there at all
I'm sorry, do you want to be an uproar?
I'm sorry, it sounds like you guys wanted to happen to you.
If you want to, if you want me here to go right away, be my guest.
Be my fucking guest.
Be my guest, go ahead.
Miri and the Beast.
I already had one at the hospital.
I already have one at the hospital.
I already have one at the hospital.
There we go.
Um...
That'd be two...
77, 90...
There we go.
Are we working now?
Damn, at least I know how to do something, you know?
Oh, there's a toolbox in here, what?
Whoa.
I did not know this was here.
Oh
Cigarette, oh, yeah
Was that me coffee
Also
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
What's happening?
Coffee?
What the fuck?
Drive, pants, water.
What is this?
What is this?
Drive, pencil holder.
What is this?
What is this?
It looks like a pillow, but it sounds like a fucking rock!
Camera, this thing does not care.
The bite felt like a hydraulic press, kicked its leg, and they keep the money.
This is a cursed place.
No wonder they drop less and less people.
The fence, I do not care if they shoot me from these towers.
The forest is dense enough.
What?
From the ground, like an undead.
I was chasing me all the way up to the booth, tried to lock bones, blowing eye, making weird, ungodly sounds.
Poor gasoline in an empty bottle, two pieces of paper, craft, enough damage, collapsed into pieces.
More this night they keep.
I think it's not lighter.
Oh fuck.
Help, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
oh my god don't tell me I'm fucking trapped holy shit that was a... air fight?
Na na na, gasoline, ah!
Ooh, a wrench!
Screwdriver!
First off...
I'm taking this with me.
Did you hear that?
I know you heard that. I know you fucking heard that. I know you fucking heard that it sounded like glass breaking.
It was a fucking Baradim! Fuck off, bitch! Fuck you it sounded like it was in the game. I fucking hate you. I hate you forever.
I hate you forever, bro.
I seriously thought I fucking thought, bro.
I am out!
Is there have enough gas?
And boom-bye.
36.
Mushroom.
What?
Stop.
Oh my god.
Get out of here, we're all in crew doubt.
Get out of here, rollin' creeped out.
I want to go back home.
Hey, how do I get back home?
I want to go home.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Let me eat first, hello.
I
Fuck
I don't think he's getting out of here.
Maxwell, where are you?
I hear you, Maxwell. I hear you.
I can hear you!
They're getting farther away.
What the fuck, where is he?
He's pretty loud around here.
There you are, the next one!
There it is!
I found them!
I found him!
I want to take him with me!
Come on, Dengue!
Will cracker pack?
Say what can I leave?
Oh cigarettes are bad for me.
I can't bring it with me!
just a mouse in the grass doing mouse things.
I can't bring a whip, I can't bring a whip me on the car.
He's too fat, he's too chunky.
Oh, I put him in my inventory.
Wait, where is he? Oh no, I threw him down.
Not enough space.
Oh, looks like I'm walking back home.
Oh yeah! I can carry the ATV! I forgot I could do that!
You guys are so smart.
Oh wait. I'll put him down.
That's my favorite.
Take him off.
Let's get the fuck out of here!
Like I don't remember how to get back.
Let's get the fuck out of here!
I'm taking you home, Maxwell.
I'm gonna bust! I'm right you by calling me!
Come on, I can't see.
I can't see the fucking ATV!
I don't know what I'm doing.
What?!
Ow!
Maxwell, are you alive?
Uh-oh.
Where did he go?
Oh, no!
Uh oh.
Where'd he go?
Oh no, I can't- I don't know where he is.
Hold on.
Oh no.
Michael, where are you?
Where are you, Michael?
Oh, no!
Don't tell me he's gone! No!
Please, I'll be so sad!
Where could he have gone?
Guys, what is that?
That's a blood patch.
There was a road there.
Where could he have gone?
Oh my god, I'm about to end my game.
I'm so upset.
Wait, do I play here like that?
Oh, thank god.
Thank god he's still alive.
That's one coming.
I think I'm so alive.
That's one coming!
Bro!
I'm getting my clothes, leave me alone.
I'll never lose you again, Maxwell.
Of course you must have been so scared, Maxwell.
I'll never lose you again, Maxwell.
Of course, you must have been so scared, Maxwell.
My poor Maxwell.
You must have been so scared, Maxwell.
I got you, buddy. Don't worry.
Maxwell, Maxwell.
I got you buddy, I got you.
The meat patty is what happens when something heavy hits something small shut the fuck up.
That was not bad as well.
Shut up, that wasn't him.
He lied.
Blah!
This is a drone of lies.
This is a drone of lies.
My mask that fat.
I want the wrong way that way is it
I'm going home now.
I'm going home, Maxx World.
Oops.
I'm a bit scared.
Oh no, I'm not.
There's no end.
Let's see.
This is safe, right Maxwell, this is safe, right, oh no, that's very high, oh god, oh
Oh dear god. Oh dear god, Maxwell. Maxwell, I do not want to die with you, Maxwell.
Potato!
Okay.
Come on, Maxwell!
Back home!
I'm glad.
Keep going.
Why did I fall was it because I was hungry
He is him, our one and only Al-Savwa. Maxwell first of his name, King on the Throne. He
He will reign eternal.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
That's why I swear to God, I will do anything to bring you back home!
I will do anything!
I will do anything to give my life for you!
I don't know where the book I am!
I'm so broken lost, I'm so broken lost, help I'm so broken lost.
how we will find you. We will come home. We will come home. We will find you in that
world. We will find you already, but we are going to find you home. Who is there? We are
going there. We are going to die. We will die if we go in the water. We can't go in
Don't worry, Maxwell. I got you. I will never let you die.
My flashlight! I cannot see! I am blind!
Help!
Anything for you, Maxwell.
Bring you home.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Let's go.
Let's run!
Right here, back to where we made it.
Let go of all my words, say.
You're a saint.
I'm in my team!
Goodbye!
I'm in my team!
It's a new home.
I'll put you my ram, Maxwell.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Perfect.
Now he's looking at the window!
See?
Look out the window.
Maxwell.
I am happy he's here.
Oh, you hear it.
You hear it throughout the whole place.
What thing else fits in there?
Yeah, I'll just leave all the shoes here.
Saving.
God, your fault, it won't fuck you!
You know how hard of the working is hard being me.
My job is hard.
filthy windows.
You can't clean my fucking windows.
I'm doing hard work.
And I have a cat!
Cat is pumpkin time.
I-I-I'm happy. I saved the cat.
I saved much well, that's all that matters. I saved much well.
My life is complete.
I've been like 13 hours!
Why didn't you say anything?
Why didn't you fucking say anything?
Why didn't you say anything?
Because it's normal?
No!
Yeah, it is normal.
And Pete's playing Stardew.
Is Pete playing Stardew Valley without me?
That's so messed up.
I saw myself bro. I saw myself. I saw myself. Guilt Raid! Guilt Raid! Guilt! Guilty! Guilt! Guilty! Guys, thank you so much for spending 13 hours every day with me. I'm gonna go now. I will not be streaming tonight cause meeting night I'll be back tomorrow, Wednesday!
For another fun stream, I'll see you guys later!
GILGRAD!
Thanks for hanging out with me, thank you for spending 13 hours of your day with me,
and I'll see you guys tomorrow!
GILGRAD!
Don't forget, aren't we all the worst comes out today, the music video.
I hope you like it, bye!
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