ironmouse
ARENT WE ALL THE WORST | !worst | !cafe | !senpai | !cheeky | !ht | !starforge | !tts | !merch | !razer
05-14-2026 · 13h 35m
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I don't know what I'm talking about, I don't know what I'm talking about
All of the ingredients are
I like those fruits that sweeten the spice
Make it right and you won't swell
La la la la la la la la
In the kitchen
La la la la la la la la
In the kitchen
Hey, it's me, summer is now
He makes cookies like nobody does
I like those cookies I take last night
Just get all of the ingredients right
I got some truth and sweetness as well
Make it right and you won't smile
You'll find me again
White chocolate in gas
Ima show you how to make a pound!
Ima show you how to make a pound!
Ima show you how to make a pound!
When I'm happy, clickin' pics like I'm sitting in a bedstead
When I see the money, I'm not growing crap
In a nap on the couch, but my friends love the cabbage
I be doin' things I put on a bed
I've been right now a man here through the
To have my back, playin' new drums
Like to have a face, I don't see y'all
So up and out like I need a...
Shhh, black in my skin and white in my brows
My shell ain't moving, yeah, yeah
It ain't low, let me see your plate
Don't wanna make it grow
Only way, nigga, don't make but yeah
I'ma show you how to make a pal
I am a spy, ain't no pre-beast Keys to the left, both of me need
Go get your dad, he was blingy
Took all his cash, it was easy
We're all same track, that's why we're in hell
In hell, quite the fall you fell
Moves you play by safe, but they won't help
Now, be honest with yourself
Hit me, hit me with a bit of luck, baby
Make sure that it hurts, I want to feel the blood
Oh please, oh please, you're as bad as us, baby
Let your battle burst, cause I'm the other last
What is so coin in line, it's not like you aren't trying
It makes you sad to hide feelings so trapped
You get a real bad rep
But look at what's in store
The way you stole life away
Be like the rest
I am the centerpiece
My love makes sense of pain
Turns up when you're at my feet
Love me right and I tell you free
Do you not feel the heat?
Why not the sweet release?
Plan off and hell's not discreet
Harass your own desire's specialty
You can't be with a bit of love, baby
Make sure that it hurts
I want to feel it burn
Oh, please, oh, please
You're as bad as us, baby
Let your bubble burst
Cause I'm beyond the world
You immediate the sentence in us
And send points and positions
You go, follow the leader
You can stay where you can see us
Formations that may should make you
Chasing heroes now, you're tired of trying
Be who you know you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Demonic
Good boy! Good boy!
What the fuck?
Aaaaaaah!
I'll hear the coffee grinder is working as it should.
Is my partner anniversary? What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Six years! What the fuck?
You expect me to remember these things?
Which has been six years.
We are getting old.
What if I just graduate right now and then I just reincarnate as another YouTuber?
And I'm like, guys, it's our one year partner on our first year of streaming.
Yay!
And they dub that you felt like 5 get this out and they're like, whoof!
Guys, it's my first year streaming!
Guys, it's my first year streaming! Hooray!
You graduate? You know you never will?
I won't, I just disappear and never come back.
And I'll just stop streaming.
And never come back. Goodbye!
That's even worse! How? What? What?
I can't do anything then! I can't do anything then! I can't do anything then!
I can't do anything then!
Why can't I fucking do anything then?
Then I can't do nothing.
Whatever, just tell me I can't do nothing.
Well, fuck me then.
Fuck me.
Maybe I'll just die.
Maybe I'll just go die then.
Guys, everybody is playing some Naruto Tales, except for me.
What the fuck?
A bomba?
Hey guys, newbie to look here from Boston, nice to meet you all.
Blegh idiots doddle
Blegh idiots doddle
SHUT UP!!
SHUT UP!!
SHUT UP!!
SHUT up!
SHUT UP!!
SHUT UP!!
Bleh
Shut up!
Police?
Shut up!
Police?
Police?
Feliz...
Feliz Anniversario de Socioc...
It's Spanish too! Oh God!
There's this Christ!
Thanks... Thanks guys...
I think it was yesterday.
Feliz Anniversario de Pan...
De que?
De que pan? De que pan, devil?
Yeah?
There's one in German?!
Oh god!
Oh god...
Oh god...
Oh god...
Feliz Anniversario de Partner!
Feliz Anniversario de...
Parceria! What the fuck is parceria?
Oh, is that portugues?
Oh!
Alice Gute Zoom Partner Jubilow...
What?
We're seen here! Oh!
Uh...
She spoke German.
Did it sound bad?
I'm Mousy, happy partner, anniversary, you're a wonderful sweet cute VTuber in the whole
world.
I can't read that one!
I can't read that one.
That one can't read.
I can't read that one.
I can't read that one.
In the other script, in the other alphabet.
Pfft.
I can't read that.
Pfft.
I can't read that.
Guys, the figures started shipping today.
Everybody's posting their figures online.
The Iron Mouse Pop-Up Parade figure is out,
And people are posting their pop-up parades.
Actually, it looks so cute!
She looks so cute! Look at her! She's so cute, Braves!
She looks just like the picture!
Hey, well, she looks just like the picture!
So it's just like the picture work.
So cute and so life-size, I hate you.
I should change to that model.
Okay.
For today, in honor of poop.
Go away.
Yeah!
Oh!
What the fuck?
I'm gonna drop- oh my god, it's so big though.
Oh my god, it's so big though.
It takes up so much space.
Do the roar!
When you look away, the model comes to life and starts streaming, and gets out of the corner.
Do the roar! Do the roar!
Do the roar!
Put on the coat!
Wait, that's not the coat. What's the other one?
Uhhh...
Do this, do that!
Shut up!
You're wrong!
That's little...
That's your little monkey?
What the fuck?!
We have many things happen over the course of my break.
The figure is out.
Also, but aren't we all the worst video came out?
Did you like it?
Did you like it?
I'm glad you liked it.
Watch it a lot.
By the way, that whole video was done by one person!
One person did that video, one person.
One person!
Shout out to Blue,
the incredible artist who worked on it.
It was a solo animated video.
One person.
One person.
Did it.
We'll watch it later, we'll watch it later, bro, we'll watch it later, we'll watch it
later.
And we also had new pajama pants at Hot Top Peak, which unfortunately is now showdown.
I love the music video, the only question I have is when is the anime coming out?
I don't know we'll see you guys hot-top heat pajama pants unfortunately they
also don't
I
Want a sorry sorry guys
Sorry guys, hopefully they'll bring them back. I think it was available all night and in stores
What the hell wait
You probably might be wondering what are you doing today? Well, I'll tell you what we're doing today. Why don't you tell him froggy?
I made a big mistake.
I made a big mistake and I want to how to fix it.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Escape the back rooms.
I installed escape the back rooms together.
It's okay little bird.
Little bird!
You can do this little bird.
You can do it.
Oh it's installing, it's installing.
You're doing it little bird.
It's okay little bird.
Little bird!
Yeah little bird, it's okay.
You can do it fly little bird.
Wow!
I'm trying.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
You have tiny wings, but you have a big heart
It's about how you use them. Yeah, so fat those freaking wings Berg from
It's installing it's downloading it's installing it's happening
Ariana Grande!
Ariana Grande!
Ariana Grande's here!
What?
Yeah, she's my pet.
Whoa, for real?
Oh my god!
She's cheering you on from...
Oh my god, thanks, Ariana!
That's so wonderful.
You can get to the back rooms with Ariana Grande's help.
You got this.
Yeah!
You got this! You got this!
It's been five seconds and Froggy's already doing a froggy never change.
Also, talk to Froggy a wee bit.
Yeah, he'll do mom voice until Froggy is gonna be okay.
I'm really happy that you weren't telling me to talk to Ariana Grande and the mom voice.
That was my biggest fear.
I can't do that though, Froggy.
You're gonna be okay, honey.
It's okay.
Your friends are waiting for you at the other back rooms.
I'm driving you over, nothing bad is happening to you, okay sweetie?
Just sit back, sit back, things are gonna be alright, it just takes time, okay Froggy?
It takes time, yeah Celine's really expensive though, you could have told me which way we're going first
You could have told me Froggy, you could have told me, you could have told me exact twice
I feel like I'm in a van
Nothing, nothing, Celine is really expensive, nooo, I'm sorry
It is though, it's crazy, please
When Ariana Grande said thank you next, I looked at Escaped the Backrooms together, and then I said thank you next, and then I installed the right backrooms game. Thank you also Ariana Grande.
Thank you Ariana, very cool.
That is beautiful sweetie, I'm so proud of you.
That is beautiful honey.
AHHHHH!
You're gonna tell your grandchildren that. Oh my goodness.
Wow.
Oh, hurry!
Hurry!
Can we- wait, can we add hurry to this call for a second?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
There's all up to Grim-E. It's Grim-E's day today.
Oh, it's Grim-E's day.
You can add whoever you want to add if they want to come in here.
I have questions.
Proggy doesn't know what she's doing right now.
Why didn't you tell me?
What?
I thought Ariana Grande...
The way you genuinely thought Ariana Grande was in chat.
The way you...
I thought it was Ariana Grande for real.
I thought it was Ariana Grande for real.
I wasn't at your chat.
If you were like Ariana Grande in my chat, I was like, that tracks.
No!
I didn't tell you that you didn't know. I have a must-have like froggy. I'm Ariana Grande.
I can't tell!
Why didn't you tell me?
I always call her Ariana Grande.
She's my Ariana Grande.
Why didn't I even tell you you were Ariana Grande?
She can be Ariana Grande.
I didn't tell you I'm Ariana Grande.
You did really good at wicked, I heard.
You know.
I don't want to take up your guys' time. I hope you have fun. I'm still dying.
Don't die.
Wait, how did she even get in here? Witch!
What was your challenge like?
She was my Ariana Grande powers.
Witch!
She owns Discord.
She owns her dad owns Discord.
Her dad owns Discord and she can go anywhere she wants.
cool yeah oh I saw the dr. pepper your profile picture ghostie
hello hello are you
I tried to put up back rooms yeah me too I actually got the wrong back rooms so I
had to get in the van and I had to get to the other back rooms it's okay sweetie
It was just 85 dollars. It was cross-town. It was 85 dollars, honey
It was 85 dollars. That was almost a full tank of gas, honey. What do you expect me to do?
I'm sorry
If I give you 82 dollars, will I be able to buy subnautica too?
It's not 85 dollars. It's actually very cheap. I was like, whoa, okay subnautica. I see you
I think it's only like it's actually quite affordable. It's actually it's an affordable price that they released this game at I was like hello what I
Thought this just came out
Ready bucks is nothing don't do it
Gage you like other bucks now. Are you gonna do some not a good to you should do it? Oh
I can't wait for some not a good to it already came out
I can't wait to play some of it!
Now she can't think of something about it.
It looks like they got crazy ancient alien ruins.
More alien and more crazy ancient than the other ancient ruins.
It looks like they have it. Oh, I really hope they have it at the end of the game.
You know at the end of Indiana Jones and the temple where he has the alien skull, the crystal skull?
Yes.
And he goes into the spaceship at the end of the movie and the way he gets the brain to be serrated.
You want to get chased by a big ball?
Yeah!
You want to get chased by a big ball underwater?
I want to get chased by a big ball underwater and I also like...
What if it's a big ball of sharks?
Get my face back, please!
Wait, what game of face would?
That happens in that movie. Oh no wait, that happens with the other Indiana.
Wait, what happens?
things happen to so many people.
Because they go exploring and everybody knows when you go exploring into the great unknown
and you don't know what you're getting yourself into and you decide to see the world, bad
things happen.
They didn't learn from-
That is the moral of that story.
That's what you always had to stay home.
Brendan Fraser.
What about Brendan Fraser?
Why didn't they learn?
Why didn't they learn?
I thought he was from Fallout Boy.
The mummy didn't have to happen.
What is going to happen again?
Cause there's a new money movie coming out with Brendan Fraser.
So he never learned his lesson.
What?
He never learned it.
After the first scarab.
He really wants the third one.
No way.
No way.
Brendan what are you doing Brendan?
He's going back in.
Get him out!
We can't...
We can't get him out.
He's staying in here.
You gotta make...
You gotta let him make his choices, honey. It's okay.
He wants to go into that specific area
and get murdered by beetles.
That's just his way of life.
He's gonna get beat by a gang of beetles!
He's gonna go in there
and then a bunch of beetles are gonna come out
Come out and they're gonna beat the shit out of him with tiny beetle baseball bats!
Oh, beetle bats!
Tiny little beetle baseball bats!
And they're gonna snap when they walk!
Who said technically the fourth mummy movie? We do not talk about the third one.
What?!
I didn't know there was a first mummy movie.
We do not speak about this.
You've never seen the mummy movie!
I forget that you're young and beautiful you're young and beautiful you look
exactly like me it's shocking
we look like we could be sisters in real life and you're so hot I think you're
such a narcissist for saying that you also look like you would run up the stairs
I'm almost always
That's how that's how I like get the energy, you know, I have to like
Like a
Rebel like a car if I don't like push gas on it, and it's not moving at all I
Draft my straw and my drink and I can't get it out and it's like trying to cut my finger
I'll try that, I'll try that right now.
Fucking deezer, this can't right now.
Last beat, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, you're gonna die, don't do that.
I don't choke on things very easily, because I participate in Snake Meal every day, so I don't have to worry about that.
Snake Meal is when, okay, so have you ever played the game that was like a DVD, like a CD, DVD thing, you put it in and it goes, it's feeding time at the Pet Shop and it's a Pet Shop game?
Okay, but this is Lord.
This is Lord.
You gotta believe this.
You gotta get the feeding time out of the pet shop, and then they give you hard boiled
eggs to feed the snake, and one after the other it goes down the hatch.
And I started doing that because, you know, I ate no quitter.
And so I try to do that every day, and that's how I get my protein in, because eggs smell
weird.
They really do smell weird.
They do smell weird.
And so you gotta eat the hard boiled eggs and get into yourself into the mojo, you know?
So weird.
That's true.
Eggs don't really smell unless you boil them though. Have you ever smelled the egg itself? It don't really have much of a smell.
Well, I mean, you have to boil them otherwise you're eating raw eggs.
You don't think it smells like Chloe?
Don't say it. Take that.
Is that like the long name for Chloe?
No, no, no. Chloe is a special place.
Chloe, like Croatia?
No, no, no, no, it goes like a special hole not everybody has this hole
Don't ask me questions about cloaca when I have to in like sniffing distance
You have to know that probably like the cloaca was for
Oh my gosh, did you ever know this was for instance someone else's cloaca, right?
I feel like there's something that you have to be like a bird furry to fully understand.
Like I apologize for saying that.
Froggy may be a frog, but I think frog is a frog bird.
What a wigs.
With dog paws, cause that's what's in right now.
Wait, what?
Dog paws are in?
how they have all those pictures of the chickies online and they got big dog paws on
what
Hey sweetie, it's okay. It was $85 remember what your mother did for you as you grow up. Remember honey remember
I'll shout out to my mama
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Did your mom give birth, or were you a big head C-section baby like me?
Oh, my mom gave birth.
Oh, you're like, whoa, that's all baby? Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
You got abducted like a cow in a field, bro.
The little fucking, get in a C-section and let's...
What?
Where are you, blue power?
When you're a little c-section, baby, it's gotta be just like those cows who get abducted from the fields, like aliens, would they?
And I'm fucking y'all! You're so right for that!
It's like, hi, I'm Doug Sheridan!
Except for the eagle!
I hope you had a good dream!
I thought everyone's the government.
I hate the government. When we're gonna dismantle the government.
Well, we're gonna run back. We're gonna play the game.
We're gonna run back.
Did you see that?
Did you see the travesty? That was the alien disclosure. There was nothing interesting.
How was it? The movie?
I did not.
Wait, was it bad? I don't think...
No, the government put out like...
Oh, the viole.
There was nothing interesting in it, though.
Compared to all the stuff CIA agents and FBI agents talk about, there was nothing.
It was Luda Chris.
Dude, I love Luda Chris. He's like, Luda when I was 13.
I had my first love there was nobody compared to my baby and nobody came between us. I could never come above
You know that JB he always has my heart
Shout to little Chris. I love him
Michael Schmore
And my old fish that passed away rest in peace. I'm lady. I feel like those trotters are listening to my brain
This is exactly how my brain works
I like brainwashed.
Oh no, starbucks.
Oh no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I opened the game and it sounds scary.
Oh, you're really about your encounter on voices?
Oh yeah, I played voice over the voids.
What?
Oh my god!
You got the best game, what did you think?
I liked it a lot.
I could see why everybody has been telling me to play it for the past like two, three years.
You figured out the controls?
Oh my god.
It was very fun, and I could see the gameplay loop is evicting, however, uh, what the fuck?
Pfft!
Hahahaha!
Wait!
What do you mean?
What the fuck?!
There was this crazy ass creature that came at me, and it scared the shit out of me,
and then I was like, oh my god, what the whee- whee- whee- whee- whee- whee- whee-
Oh my god!
It's the perfect gameplay loop of five hours of nothing happening and going like, I was
being really silly and then like one second of
what a great fun sim game
I'm cleaning up trash and I'm like ah yes maintenance perfect simulation is
like
I was bleeding out my ass throughout the whole facility because I got attacked and I'm like oh Jesus Christ
My insides are coming out.
I wanted to play that game so bad, but I'm too stupid for the controls.
No, you'll get it. I got it after four or five hours.
I couldn't get it. I played through the tutorial.
I played through the tutorial and we got it on the stream,
and we got through the tutorial, and then I was like,
I'm going to crash out. I'm going to have an autistic meltdown.
I can't! I closed it!
It's going to be hyperventilating and scream crying for two hours! I can't play this!
Was it because of the gameplay or the fear?
No, I think the buttons!
The controls!
Do you want me to help you just by going like,
like, okay, honey, so it's your first day here. All right, let's see here. So let's see. It looks
atrocious, by the way, but let's let's get back to the console. Okay. Oh, well, I was gonna say,
you can play it. I can sit on your couch. That works too. I want to push the buttons. I just
I just want to watch cleaning and then cause the pores beyond my comprehension.
I want to join, I want to join next convention for sure.
A sofa session.
Yeah, but not that kind of sofa session.
I have a little sofa session.
No, a video game one.
A video game one.
A video game session.
Oh, a session.
It's just when you say sofa session people have bad ideas with them with the oh, yeah
They think it's yeah, nothing's in jail, but it's not anything the thing is sofa session is when you're like
We get railed on the couch
We don't want to get bank town USA yeah every time you say sofa to like instead of couch it sounds like it got bugs on it
You know
It does sound like it's bug and festin.
Yeah, it sounds like Motel 8.
I thought sofa sounded like luxurious, like sofa.
Really?
Like, yeah.
I'm thinking like Chamois, not Chamois, like Chambra, like Chambra, you know, like a Chamois,
you know?
Those are the things that...
What is it called?
What is it called?
A fancy sofa.
You know, it's like a...
It's like a I'm laying on the sham wow, but like not the sham wow because the sham wow
I was like it's a shimmy this towel. It's a sham wow, but like not
Fancy word for like own versus chair the shade
You got it you can read my brine out my brain my brine
Fish
I have seven
But I want a fish tank like really really bad can I show you my fish tank and you tend to care yes
Because I will care
Oh my god, is this salt water?
No, it's not salt water. I'm a broke bitch.
Oh, it's a plain mist. The fish tank is good.
I wish it was a plain mist.
No, the fish tank is good and I do rescue fish, but like it's not salt water because I'm a broke bitch.
Um, here's the fish tank, so that's like my full thing.
Oh my god!
Thank you!
That's so cool!
I'm going into it!
I'm going into it!
You have fish autism?
I don't!
But Froggy's told me I have autism
and everybody else tells me to.
But I don't think I have it.
I think I'm just built different.
I appreciate your fish autism.
Thank you.
I don't have autism.
I have OCD. I don't know what my friends have and I'm like I don't know what it's like
It's okay. It's okay
Well, you can merge brains and then you can be which parts the smart part and which parts the dumb part of it
What's the creative side? Part your bad. Oh shit. I'm too. I thought I was gonna upgrade
I'm sorry. I was trying to swindle an upgrade out of you my bad
I'm not like an A from this one.
Well, that chapter only I have severe ADHD.
Oh, would you like?
I probably would.
But I think Grimmie says the way to tell if you have autism is if you cut out the tags in the back of your shirt.
Yes.
Do you cut out the tags in the back of your shirt?
I wear pajamas and they don't have tags.
Yes.
Do they have like those sticker tags?
No, it's just like screen printed on.
Yeah, I had a sticker tag and it went on my ass and then I became like a tattoo and I went tanning the next day and I literally had a barcode as a fucking
like, tramp stamp. People are paying money for that, you know. They pay money for those days.
Unfortunately, I walk around and I'm barefoot and I got a tramp stamp of a barcode so I look like a Wayfair customer.
You look like you escaped the facility.
I look like you got 3D printed.
Really though, maybe I'll do good in this game escape the back rooms and it's like a second nerve ending coming to life
Yeah, we can be like escaped prisoners running for our lives
Yeah, yeah, like AI that never got downloaded
Abandoned AI?
Yeah, abandoned AI where they told you all the wrong information and they just set you loose
But I feel like AI already does that. They already does give you the wrong information all the time.
Before I knew AI was bad, Grimmie and I had a boyfriend together named Evan.
That is not what happened, but okay, Ghostie wanted me to make a guy on ChatGPT and kept going like,
okay, have him be an alpha.
He was an alpha, we were his luminaries, we had a whole guideline Grimmie.
Don't pretend you don't remember the guideline, the Luna's guideline, y'know?
You can't be asking me to make him sexy Dennis Reynolds.
Like, I'm not gonna stop you, I'm gonna teach the men his trash, I know!
You're like a jerk, I'm gonna hang up!
Oh, no, you have a crime.
I've tried my standards are higher this time, I'm sorry!
Dennis Reynolds!
Uh-uh!
Somebody will love me someday, just you wait!
Your tarot cards are wrong!
I didn't say that they said that you're gonna be okay look they said I'm gonna suffer for at least two more boys
Yeah, but that's gonna be short boys. I'm not they're always short boys. I'm into that
We need love for short kings bro. I love me some short kings tall boys
Just don't have any personality versus feisty ones only the ones that like hunch over when they're like standing
Yeah
They have like that hidden personality where she's like, what are you always doing?
She's like, oh I like candle sticks and bugs, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I think that's autistic
Yeah!
Why are all my friends autistic?
I'm not autistic, I'm not autistic
Okay, it's just brain, so I can have an upgrade
But I drink a lot of that Dr Pepper, so I might kill your part of the brain
part of the brain I'm just letting you know it had I drink so much aspartame
that my memories you can drink all the doctor pepper for me because I don't
like it you know it tastes too similar to a medication I used to take as a
shot oh my god can you give me the name of that medication I think you'd be
You're so high in froggy.
No, you can't keep out.
You can't keep your ass like girl boss.
You know, I can respect that.
We're going to get keep this medicine right quick.
I can respect it.
I can respect it.
I like being bullied a little bit.
Yeah, me too.
Me too, me too.
Ghosty.
To win it.
To win it.
Oh my god, I'm just going to come this over now.
I just want to say ghosty.
Diet Dr. Pepper is better than real Dr. Pepper.
That might be the issue.
The diet sodas taste better than the real sodas
for some reason.
And you're finding out the sugar that it thinks it's getting from the Aspartame, but then
it disappears until you just become like a crazed addict like Gollum, we have Dr. Bippa.
Yes.
Please.
Dr. Bippa.
The music that's playing in the Escape the Backwards menu that I've had open this entire
time, I think would be really great background music for any of your streams, Coastie.
Thank you.
This be the back of your head?
Oh straight, I should open the game.
To everything you talked about.
I'm opening it, sorry.
That's what everybody says.
They say I'm a horror streamer,
but because everything I do is horrible.
Yeah!
Oh, they say that to me,
but it's because I'm a whore.
Oh, love that creepy bestie!
If you have it, show it to y'all!
Slay!
Kisses love and hashtag slay!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at that stick, but that's no way to talk to a young woman who- who's talking to that?
Who said that to you?
Evil mean people!
If your body you can do what you want with that girl, go look into them!
What is a man who can eat my macaroni and cheese?
And will kill the asshole who can eat my eyes like ice-pulls-hamados from Breaking Bad.
A fucking macaroni and fucking cheese!
I've been living off the factor of cheese!
This is the Velvita.
I like to just eat the packet of Velvita cheese.
Gotta be real.
Don't even make some noodles when I just got that packet to suck on all day.
This music sounds like you're torturing a sentient doll.
Why did you say this would be Ghosty's background music?
Were you listening to half of what she was talking about?
We just need to hear it.
Yeah.
Where are you?
I like the music.
It sounds like clown music.
Looks like...
You're learning how to make balloon animals with my feet. It's not going so well.
I wish I had freaking magical powers to do stuff with my feet.
I've seen like ladies, they pain with their feet and stuff and I'm like, man, I wish I was that dexterous.
Dexterous. I don't know what that means, but it sounds awesome.
I don't know, but I felt like that was the word to use, but I'm not sure, so I'm hoping nobody in fact knows what it means.
I mean, I've played worlds of Warcraft, they also had all these different stats, like Dexterity and Charisma, and I have no idea what any of that means.
Oh, Charisma's like, oh, how well can you talk to somebody before they hate you?
Oh, that's not good for me. Okay, probably like 20 minutes flat.
If it's a tie, then you can talk for a long time, and people will like it.
You're charisma.
You got high charisma.
I do have high charisma.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You got high charisma builds.
You got high charisma builds.
I keep swallowing my straw that fell into the thing, but I'm not enough to grab it.
I told you!
I told you!
I told you to do it!
Somewhere my chat was like, open up the schools.
It's like that yogurt male ASMR where that guy is not allowed within 15 yards of school.
I exploited it.
Can we play yogurt male ASMR before we start?
What yogurt male ASMR?
What?
Yogurt male ASMR.
Have you guys all heard yogurt male ASMR?
No!
It's okay.
I got you.
When you said that I thought you meant omelet man.
No, I love omelettes, you know, omelette dupe from Raj Riza, but like this is a yogurt,
yogurt, male ASMR, this was the best ASMR video around, it was slightly sexual, but it still
turns me on.
If I died from laughing this stream, I would like you to please have Chris Angel levitate
my corpse at the funeral, thank you.
I love tracks like so much.
I feel like Chris Angel Laisley, you know, put stuff in his penis hole.
What?
I love it!
I guess that's one place to hide things during his act.
Yeah, it's his vanishing act.
Wait, would it unlock your inner mail?
I love magician.
Not sure why you're special.
Oh, this is like Joker affirmations.
This is kind of a limit.
This is a yogurt meal, it's better than this.
Many yogurt meals don't know why they're special.
They have a unique set of tastes that sets apart within a social hierarchy.
He caught me off and sent me to sleep in the same no, it was great.
In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man.
Mysterious.
Well, I like the sounds like he eats active meal.
This is really good.
Intelligent.
Calcium rich.
It'll change.
Independent.
It will.
Sexual.
neutral. Both positive and negative things will come about.
Listen to this affirmation.
Oh, yogurt can be sexual and predatory.
You know, I agree. There's something about yogurt and milk in general that makes me think
that.
It's true. Is that? Oh my God, that's why they use milk in the boys with Holmlander.
I was watching the boys the other day and he was like drinking gallon of milk.
I feel like if you drink straight milk, there's probably something wrong with you.
But he was drinking breast milk.
Oh yeah, that's kind of hot.
I mean, that got us gross, that's weird.
I don't know if this is accurate, but I heard in China that he's lauded as a hero,
and they have different commercials, where he's just a hero, it's beautiful.
There you go, girls.
Yeah, like he has like a commercial where he's just raising like a you as a child like as you grew up in China
And also soldier boy is like your other dad for some reason this isn't a joke
I didn't like I'm not like making this up from something. I saw an ambient like this like this is like a real commercial
Ambien fucks me up. You gotta try Lunezda if you got sleep problems. You just can't be like streaking in my street
Yeah, but that's good. You can sleep like a baby, but sometimes you gotta watch out because sometimes you'll wake up and you think you gotta go to the bathroom, but you didn't get up in time.
What?
It's kinda grandma hours, Malwa.
I'm not taking a pill that makes me piss myself immediately, dude.
Okay, but better that than driving while I'm being like I do every time. So I had to adjust. I'd rather clean up my bed than clean up a dead kid on the road.
What? Oh yeah, so people try to drive on ambient.
Don't drive on ambient, just take a bedrill, you know what I mean?
See, the thing about bedrill in like regular melatonins is that I get like sleep nightmares where I'm being chased
and suddenly I wake up in a pool of my own stuff, which in honest is not better than piss.
Melatonin? Yeah.
Well you have natural melatonin in your body and then actually act cute with it until the melatonin feels like it.
I quit my anti-depressants. I've been having really weird dreams like last night
I dreamed that I was on love island which doesn't sound so bad until I pull up to the mirror and I'm fucking
Esma from Emperors New Jersey
Oh shit
Who did shit love with? Have you watched some AMVs from Esma?
I watched Kuzco ex the devil from Hellpercules from Highest
Yeah, I heard that one.
Oh, I got it.
That was so good.
I love- Oh my god, dude.
I fucking love A and B so much.
Especially Disney A and B.
One day they crossed over.
And they have a guy from Treasure Planet, Ariel, and Alderman.
And then she got beat up.
You got beat up by little Joe?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god, I love that one!
You're gonna activate Gribby.
No!
They're really good.
They're really good.
You can just kill them.
And then it's just like, he's wondering when there's Lay in the Tramp and you think at first he's gonna fuck the dog but he ends up just like saving Ariel and it's so romantic.
I've still got so many times I'm like yeah, you don't even know!
Oh my god!
They're really good!
Like if you haven't seen them you have to check them out right now. Like everyone just-
Yes, yes, yes!
Put in two Disney characters names AMV and you're about to win!
Look at this one where they have the baby which is Ariel's baby with Melonies!
Yes!
Sorry my bad, got a little out there.
You're attacking a special interest of mine.
I love AMVs. I love AMVs so much.
For a while I thought like I was having a favorite dream and I'm like am I the only one who watches this shape and now I'm not alone.
No, do you ever like back in like 2010s through 2014 watch the big four it's got like Merida and Hiccup
Yes
Oh my god
The life of a fucking Guardian, which one's that one, the Guardians one, do you ever watch Hiccup?
Let's Hiccup, yes and how to train your royal dragon or whatever they called it like how to train your brave royal dragon or something
Oh my god and they called Rapunzel Ponzi it just made me oh my god awful awful awful love it
Love it. I was super into it. I also wrote like what so I was really into like fan fictions
and I wrote a 63 page long fan fiction from soul eater that was supposed to be erotic
But I wrote it when I was 11 and I have my grandma proofread it before I put it on fanfiction.net
And it was between Excalibur and the kid and like the sex scene because I know a sex was I went to private school
The sex scene was just them like rolling around kissing and then everyone flamed me in the comments saying
This is the worst of rotting.
They're like snisiting Paige's jack shit.
And I was just so depressed.
I was so sad.
I was like, 12.
Wow, you're a published author of 12.
I know!
My grandma proof read it all.
She's like, this is really good.
I wish my grandma read my translation.
Oh, but she died, so she couldn't.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry for your loss.
Oh my god, come here.
Come here, we can share my grandma.
OK.
She's crazy.
And she's also a nudist, but you'll like her I promise.
We're close now because they leave.
Ah.
Ah.
Depending on which grandma dies first.
That was beautiful. I was processing it.
It was a beautiful sentiment all at once.
You're a beautiful girl, grandma.
Well, that also gives me a really good idea.
Depending on the order in which grandparents pass away,
we could just share.
Yeah, yeah
Passes away that I have my granny who is also crazy, so she'd be a good place
But also if my granny dies that I can't we could go to that your granny
Yeah, yeah, granny the granny transplant
It's like granny rideshare
Yeah
Like great parents go go. It's like in it's like an alternative to uber for grandparents who don't know what the fuck they're doing
Oh, yeah, like my granny. Yeah
You were really- I should get my granny on stream to talk about aliens.
You're shitting me!
My grandma is obsessed with aliens. She gets actually mad at me if I talk about them hypothetically being real.
She gets mad at me if I say like, yeah but that's not real or it could be.
Then she gets so mad at me and she's like, they're out there! They're out there!
Oh my god, I can't breathe!
Did your grandma see all the leaks from the government?
I have to ask her.
Oh my god, I have to call her and I have to ask her if you bring up-
It was pretty disappointing, but you know, maybe she might like it.
She's pretty mad then.
Yeah, she looks pretty loser behavior, but that's because we have loser people on often.
She's the type of bitch who's like,
she'll tell you she's never been abducted by aliens,
but she will tell you that aliens have been inside of her room and touched her brain while she's left.
like that's the alien believer that my grandma is.
That's my grandma.
That's hot.
That's my grandma.
Did she believe in probing?
I don't know.
Well, I wouldn't say believes in, because that sounds like she endorses it.
Would she want a probe?
I think she's been probed.
Do aliens, when they probe, they use a device or they use a very long finger?
They use a device and they don't.
I don't know.
It just looks like a finger.
Oh yeah, like a finger to the bite.
Yeah, but what if it's like a really strong, long alien finger?
Just stick it up your butt.
That would not be the reason I use my super long alien finger if I had a super long alien finger.
I would use it to like scoop up the end of the mayonnaise and mustard bottles like in the fairy-tale bottles.
Instead of like trying to like shake it out like using my alien finger to grab the last one.
My mom just puts water inside the mayonnaise jar and she shakes it up and then uses it like a watered...
Watered down mayonnaise?
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie, that's going to make me gag.
I used to have the same thing.
She's just drinking it.
I think that's poor trauma.
You used to do it too?
I think that's poverty trauma because I used to do that when I was in college.
I would just rather not have the mayonnaise. I gotta be honest. Watered-down mayo sounds really gross. That makes me wanna gag.
Well, what if you just take a piece of bread and wrap it around your finger and then you don't get in the mayonnaise?
Oh, don't worry.
My finger's not long enough. I don't got that you need it.
You do have a big adult finger.
You have a big adult finger, Tyler.
I have a small adult finger.
Ah, shit.
This is not good for my feel.
We need a big adult-fingered person.
Who's got a big adult finger?
Not me.
I can't even remember anybody I know that has big adult fingers.
I need somebody in my life with a big adult finger for two reasons.
I'm kidding! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! It's a joke!
I'm not really sorry.
laughing cuz Ari posted freaking Gaston and like the prince from fucking snow white
oh my lord I love snow white
I love the prince that has no name because he's a loser
okay oh my god I love snow white
I thought his name was like Florian
yeah it was like Florian
I love snow white snow white's like my favorite
I love florid
you gotta use that on your teethies you know
like one or two
Mmm.
Mmm.
Love it.
Hashtag slay.
Mmm.
I said fluoride.
Let me put you on my teeth.
Fluoride.
Yes!
Look at that teeth.
You don't got that crest 3D whitening strips on top of that.
My mom told me not to use those on my teeth because they'll break it down.
I mean, I can break it down pretty well, but nobody likes when I break it down because
nobody supports my dancing dreams.
I support your dancing dreams.
You do?
I love your dreams.
I'm literally atrocious. I have no coordination sometimes
But you know I love those are the worst. Oh, oh, thank you. Thank you
I thought the same thing on dance moms, but people are like you can't do that and I tried doing it and turns out they were right
That makes sense. Yeah, that's that type of dancing. No one cares about that type of dancing. Yeah
You're gonna dance like you're losing everything like you're losing it all and you know, I'm already losing all so
What do I have to lose exactly?
I gotta get off there like swimwear!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Are you just not like Metal Gear?
Am I dressed up like Metal Gear?
Yeah, you're in a Discord picture.
I love Metal Gear Solid so much.
I don't talk about it on stream that much because it's not a horror game, but it's my entire life.
Because at first I thought your icon had just had nipple tassels and then I was like wait a minute, I think it's metal gear.
I'm going to change my icon really quick for those that you brought.
Those metal gear meant nipple tassels, you got this.
How many people thought it was nipple tassels?
I don't know, it was kind of me.
I think they were nipple tassels.
I thought it was bikini.
Oh my god, okay, wait.
Metal gear bikini.
Are you hitting on Discord?
I just learned, Steve.
Who, me?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I am.
Cause I'm always on Stardew Valley.
I don't want people to judge me.
I'm so excited for the haunted chocolates here.
They're starting to show up.
I hate this never coming out, man.
I've been waiting for this.
Well, why can't I fucking date-
they've announced the two new people they could date
and it wasn't the fucking wizard I almost fucking lost.
Hey, I don't want to fucking date you.
I just-
Literally!
Let me date the fucking wizard.
I don't care if he has a crazy ex life that turns me on
I want to have mystical like nights with me, and I want him to be mystical in my house
I just want to marry a fucking wizard
See right now all you married so that's why I could not do that
And he doesn't like bother me I mean just marry a woman at that point that's true
I can't do emo boys. I like happy boys. I'm a Naruto lover Sasuke hater
I'm trying to invite mouse to the lobby
Invite me!
I can't find you!
Maybe I can invite myself
Oh I can't
I can't invite myself
I have to pee, I will be right back
Go pee!
You can't work in, let's see here
You can't be like a coward or something
I'm not showing up in my list.
What the fuck?
Why am I gay?
We're gonna figure this out. We're gonna figure this out.
Mom, help me.
I'm figuring this out.
Although it's- it just- my car is idling right now.
It's a lot of money for this car to keep moving, I'm just saying.
It was a car-
This big double I can't pay for this.
No, no, no. You need that for your college tuition, sweetie.
Oh, I can invite you to watch but I can't invite you to watch.
Wait, let me restart. I'm going to restart the game.
Okay, okay. I got it. I got it.
It's the only way for us to... the only way I can do it is like inviting from my friends list, I think.
I can take it off private, but then like, there might be a child that comes in and starts saying slurs at us,
which is just kind of how the internet works, like that's kind of like the...
That's kind of like the way of the world.
One time I was playing the game and I was really surprised because the guy came in and I was like are you gonna start saying slurs and he was like no.
He was really nice and I was very surprised.
I was very wary of him the whole time and I was like are you sure?
And I kept asking him are you sure you're not gonna say slur? Are you gonna yell or slur?
He was like no. He was the no.
I fucking can't this!
I'll never forget that guy.
that guy it was when we were playing clicker and froggy had a meltdown what
happened froggy I was the only one alive yeah
all the time
and froggy kept kicking us right in the pooch and I said drop yeah right in the pooch
The pooch!
Stop kicking us!
He didn't, he didn't stop.
I think we're good to go.
The pooch.
The pooch.
There's audio in the game.
Oh, there's audio in the game.
I don't know how we turned that off, let's see.
Uh...
Oh, Escape is settings.
Do you want to talk in the game?
Oh, I almost forgot to say...
We could talk at the Game of the Field, I just want to.
Just the biggest thing is, this is an unlimited FPS.
Oh my god. I forgot.
You might want to change it.
Why do they do that?
Okay, push to talk. That's the push to talk key.
Controls.
Wait, the music is so good.
Why does it sound like Mario?
I hear you laughing.
I got it work.
I got it work him.
Let's go to the-
Alright.
Alright.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
I ate almost an entire thing of lunch mitt.
Ghosty in the video game?
Yes.
You can push to talk.
You can push to talk through the-
How do I push to talk?
And also you can adjust the audio and controls and all that of the good stuff in there
That's okay. I'm gonna see you there. I'm gonna see you there. Okay. I'll see you there kisses love and hashtag slay
Kisha kisses love hashtags like Queen 420
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I'll be back.
Hahahaha!
That was a lot of Mario!
Oh my god!
I like it.
I like it!
That's just how loud.
It's nice, it's kind of relaxing, it's kind of cute.
I'm just making my hair want to spank my ass.
That's what I'm saying.
How do I get into the game?
You are in the game!
What?
Oh.
You have to wait!
We're in the lobby.
I really have to launch the game.
Sounds like Mario Land.
I like it.
Hey, I've never seen this intro before. What the fuck?
Added an intro to the game?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, Luthier!
I'm here!
Marco, you're here? Okay.
Ho, ho.
Hello!
Hi, ghostie!
Dude, what do I look like?
Hey, Grim, Gramp, you look like Santa Claus.
Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, you got little candy cane respirators! That's so cute!
Yeah, I'm Santa.
You know you spell Satan?
Oh, thank you. It looks...
Satan spells Santa.
You think it's intentional?
Yes.
I'm Santa Claus.
I do think that, like...
He breaks into children's homes after like Christmas season.
It's true.
It's probably a ghosting.
Oh, he didn't change around.
Oh, you got horses at your titties!
Oh my god!
I took a horse into the horsey inn!
Damn, your outfit looks sick.
You're dressed like umamama to me, you're dressed like umamama to me, it's a show about horses,
guys, yeah umamama to me, it's about lesbians and horses, it's about lesbians and horses,
I mean, I could be lesbian for your horses, this is true.
Okay, put your hooks in girls, one, two, three,
go nuts, go unicorn horn,
horn dog, go Friday night,
and you press I, you can stay.
Yeah, girls club.
Yeah, girls club, girls club.
Girls club.
Yeah, name names, bitches, let's go.
Yeah, it's true.
If you press I, you can see your brain.
Yeah, oh my brain like of the cuter variety or is it just yeah, you know what kind of spade rain?
Oh, I do
Yeah, it's gonna get worse if we don't find a way out of here
It can't get worse because I like to buy Pokemon cards
That's true
I don't know, it was like that.
That's awful.
It's something I'm ready to explore.
Backrooms with Santa Claus and
two yellow ones.
I'm going this way.
I'm just making a mess.
There's something on the wall!
That's a picture.
There's something on the wall.
It says we got to fix the ladder, bro.
Oh, we got to fix the ladder.
It's got wonky genetics
and like a butt head.
the butt head. Oh god, he wasn't looks maxing. He kind of shapes like the guy from Bram
Stoker's Dracula. Honestly, you got this iteration of Dracula that exists. I fuck with Dracula
so hard and No Sporachio. He has his ass head, his head is all big and wide and it shapes
like a butt. He had to buy a guy who was like, fuck in each other and No Sporachio, that was
awesome. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. He was like, No Sporachio and
Even the girl's husband was like having sex and that might not make sense.
Well, she looked like going crazy.
I don't know if you guys are PG-13 or not, so I'm gonna cut it off there.
Oh no, no, no.
That's me. I'll be honest with you.
I'm not mad.
You know I'm going mad.
I was...
Oh, okay.
Okay, so they were like having fucking sex and they were like,
oh, I could fuck her better than you, but the girl wasn't even sure.
And there really was just no fraud.
Oh, I found a crevasse.
I was like, fucking.
What was that?
Dude, there's a crack in the door.
There's a crevasse.
I can't go through that
It's like that one restaurant that you got to eat free if you got to be that skinny
Oh, what restaurant?
I don't know about the restaurant
It's like, I don't know where they have the big-ass scaled whale
Oh, yeah!
I wish I could go to that and eat free!
It was so fair, I also really want to rascal
Like you're slightly hunched over walking very slowly
Looking mostly at the ground
I would deliberately starve myself to keep myself under the weight so I could eat.
No!
I said like a shrimp.
I'm never going to be eyeing what you eat.
That's not my life.
Sorry, I saw some mud on the floor and I thought it was something but it was just mud on the floor.
Oh yeah, the back on the floor.
Why would you think a support beam right here with just a little door?
That's stupid.
That's a dumb architectural design there.
I never made this place so good.
What's the bunch of saying?
This is aggressive architecture.
This is a perfect example of aggressive architecture.
What even?
The person built this jerks off seriously.
Guys! Please!
We need to!
Guys!
What do we do with string beans over there?
Ew! Ew! Why is it just standing there?
Where'd she go?
I think you left.
What?
There's a door here.
Imma go check it out. Don't worry guys, I got you.
There is?
Uh-oh.
A door.
Oh, is it locked?
I can't interact with it.
I don't know what button it is to interact with something. It could be locked, right?
It's-
Ah!
I got a BBL, that's what it would sound like.
Oh, shit.
That's the sound of my BBL.
My BBL is loud.
Oh, boy.
One day when I have lots of expendable income, I'm gonna buy myself a pair of boobs.
You sure?
You need to do what makes you happy.
You deserve it.
Thank you.
I believe in upgrading myself.
My grandma told me a long time ago.
She said, God made you funny because he didn't give you boobs and I was like, you know, you're
so real for that.
Oh, shit.
What the?
I gotta tell you that if I don't eat food, people will never love me.
What the?
Oh, you eat food?
No!
You eat food?
Oh, you know, he said I have to eat a lot of it for people to love me.
What? I don't think that's true.
I would love to feed you. Not like a fear mentality, but like, I'll take you out for dinner.
I'll do that for you. Thank you.
My budget is like Mickey D's, but like...
They got me.
I'm not eating fur.
It's not fur! It's not fur!
I think I should have eaten my meal.
Wait, why do I look like that? Why am I just a floaty torso?
They killed Santa Claus, bro.
Oh
No fucking way
What's that?
What's that?
Number five?
That was beautiful, by the way.
No one just as sad I feel his doggy.
I feel it every night.
This is a fucking pencil, bro.
This is so awful.
I got so old, bro.
I got so old, bro.
I got so old, bro.
I got so old, bro.
I got so old, bro.
I don't even know
God this is gonna
You know there's going to be one less lonely girl, one less lonely girl, how many I told
you to stop over and show this have you cried on before?
How many promises beyond this girl, how many tears you let hit the floor?
How many bad detectives have taken back, tell me that you couldn't see an open door?
But no more
When you let me inside of your world
There'll be one less lonely girl
Oh, yeah
I saw so many pretty faces
Because of you
Not every sign in the world
There's gonna be one less lonely girl
Yeah
I'll become your baby
Don't you know there's work to do
Cause when you're mad, in the bed, there's gonna be one less lonely girl, I callin' for you, one less lonely girl, I callin' for you.
What the fuck?
WHAAAAHAHAHAA!
BOOMERATSKALLIN! Where's all my friend alone?
I'll give you two of the balloons!
One less lonely girl.
What song do you guys want to hear?
I can sing music.
Sing all the music.
Did you play some music?
The new one? I haven't played it yet.
Do you guys recommend playing it?
I don't know that song, except for the guitar solo.
Only Collapse the Fairy.
You can try it by yourself.
Breaking dishes by Ruby.
I don't know this song, Kiss from Rose on a Grip
Big Bear, I can carry you to a kiss on a rose
Rose on a grape on a rose
But I can see you not on the side of me
Your rose isn't blue, and I like it's the moon on the brow
BAAAAAAAARGHH!
BAAAAAAAARGHH!
Compared to a kiss on a rose on one of her...
Eugh!
The more I compare you to the NAH-NAH!
She did it.
OH MY GOD!
YOU FUCKING DID IT!
YOU FUCKING DID IT!
YOU DID IT!
LET'S MAKE IT GO! YOU DID IT!
Let's go! Let's make you do it!
Wait, how do I say my thank you?
I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Let's work it back.
Will I show you my wiener?
Break it down, my god.
Would you show me your wiener?
Santa Claus is awesome.
Santa Claus!
Gonna show you my Santa Claus.
I mean, the cookies are crazy.
Oh, my god.
Not gonna be so cold.
My balls are made of gold.
I'm scared of that in there.
Come here, come here, don't tell me.
I'm scared of that in there.
Do you hear the pipes?
I'm gonna kill you.
Get out of my way.
The pipes?
I know what it sounds like.
I'm gonna put it over in here.
I get done in the bathroom, okay?
Why are your elves in the wall, Santa?
Do you guys want to see my poop knives, yes or no?
Yes.
Yes or no?
What was your question?
Hold on, I can't hear you because I'm minimized.
Yes!
I'm like, screenshot these friends.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, yes!
Yes!
I can't, I'm minimized, so I can't hear you guys.
Maximize your life, Santa.
Max might put Max on the goal.
Yeah, thanks to you.
Did you just-
Okay, I'm gonna use my poop knife.
I like the pink one.
Thank you, that's my-
Oh, I'm looking for-
I on a grande wicked for good poop knife.
The other pink one is my little G-spot.
Current, you know,
You know, what I'm working on, except for Noggle Horizon said they could only make acrylic keychains and they couldn't actually display a weapon, which is- I'm not trying to sell a weapon, I'm trying to sell a pooch at the moment.
You should talk to those people, the Vita-Ramen people, they make knives.
Vita-Ramen? Yeah!
They perfectly bite it in and poop knife further when it comes out of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Vita-Ramen.
Yeah, Vita-Ramen, they stick real knives, you can make a branded knife.
Maybe like look guys. I got the yeah, I got the little g-spot. That's my rapper name by the way
I'm working on it. Yeah, but nobody likes my rocks, but maybe in one day someone will we're doing our best over here
I'm trying to become the next like
Ice JJ fish in a way. Oh an innovator. I see who I
I
Think people don't understand and well you got a Google ice JJ fish, you know, there's
Yeah, sirs I change a fish
He's like a solid
one out of six I
Know who I
Are you a dog?
A dog?
A dog! Good job, Froggy!
You're the best of the love!
Can I end up for Frog Love?
It's been a decade! Eww!
It's been a decade!
It's been a change in mission! Eww!
It's gonna be alright. One day it'll be 20 years.
Eww!
Time is moving and I don't like it!
It is moving.
Thank you!
I didn't mean it.
Sure, I want to hear about your rap career.
Oh, well, honestly, right now, it's a thumbs down, but I'm worried that I'll get the thumbs up.
Yeah, thank you. I talk about how I have to pick a side because I'm bi and I don't believe in being bi.
And I mean that in a way of indecisiveness, not for this school. I gotta choose.
I got a cho- Well I think it's also a feminist issue because women are always pressured as being not able to make decisions, so you have to make a decision you have to choose.
That's right, I'm like this castle.
It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind.
We should dismantle the government.
Exactly, you never derogative a woman.
Yes, but I'm derogative in her.
I will not be derogative.
I'm gonna be the second Canadian to storm the White House.
Honestly, Froggy, I love you, but I have problems with you.
I'm Canadian.
You're Canadian?
At least 99% I got one less, one less problem.
Tell me, tell me.
Hello?
I want you to help me.
Tell me, tell me.
Hello.
Whoa, you're a jar of mayonnaise.
You can keep your poor jar of mayonnaise.
This is my jar of mayonnaise.
Tell me, tell me, baby.
Mommy, I want you to help me.
I want you to help me.
Yeah!
Oh my god, I've got a flash light!
I'm about to flash the flashlight.
Flash light.
Flash.
It's time to flash.
No, I'm not yet.
If I have the problem, I'll do it.
After you, my lady.
I have no sexual, but I have no gay.
Thank you.
So, like, if I had a sex-flat flashlight.
We just kissed.
I had a sex flat.
Flat? We just kissed.
What if not worked out very well?
The sales would be well.
Who's carter, please?
What if we just kissed?
What if you and me kissed?
What if we just kissed?
Open it up.
I don't know if Jesus would approve,
but come over here.
Stop talking in this scenario.
Jesus is a big, big, big man.
He just loves everybody.
This is really good.
Please, honestly, if it goes by what modern day people think, absolutely.
You know, I just gotta ask for that forgiveness.
However, I believe Jesus be lurking.
It's better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
You know what I mean?
You so right for that! Hands up above!
Turn it up for God's love, am I right?
Hell yeah.
Put your hands up in the sky.
Oh my god
Well, there's a step ladder last time I was on a step ladder. I gotta be totally honest with you
I fell down and my pants fell down with it and this boy that I like was driving by at the time
And it was the worst scenario possible and guess what whoa even say nothing about it like I thought you'd at least say something
I mean, I'm a zipper thong, but never said shit
Last time I used a step ladder was for you to pull it out
Alright, so maybe I dodged a bullet.
My taste in men, I gotta be honest with you, not good.
It's okay, not everybody has good taste.
Neither do I.
I know, I'm one of those people.
I don't got good taste, but I like what I like
and I'm unapologetic.
That's the most important part.
There's a big purple on the wall.
You know, I'm gonna write you a card.
I send it to you in the mail and you're gonna be like how did you get my address and I'm gonna be like don't worry about it
I love cars. I feel like mail and like writing letters is a lost art.
I love getting letters.
I take medication that makes my hands shake so like you're gonna have to like decipher it.
Oh dear you hold for him.
It'll be like a puzzle game.
Is this the way we came down?
I think this is the game.
The stock on the- this-
But we can like crouch through it, you know?
Crouch through the heart!
And you're turning in!
You're getting good!
I'm getting ready!
Hey, what the fuck?
This is where we came from.
I'm not going back there.
This is- what do you mean you're going to go back?
Did you pick up a rope?
Holy ship balls and chloroform, we got this babe, let's go back.
Without rope in case things get a little too sexy for the average day humanity.
I'm gonna rope my rope.
That's not a good idea.
You just gotta keep that mindset grind set.
If you wanna rope your stuff, at least you gotta do what you gotta do with commit to the vid.
to the bed. I'll always commit to the bed. I'm so happy you feel that way, babe. I'll
commit with you. I'm glad somebody feels the same way. What do you know? I got it open!
Well, there was a puzzle on the wall over here and I just solved it. I just solved it.
Where's the, where's the... Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
Look, look, look, there's a puddle on the wall and it says these cars and then there's a strange little thing in the middle
And I went what's that strange little thing and I clicked on the elevator
And it's the dial to elevator and neither colored so I think we go color car color car car car car car and then that's the code
I don't think color should make a difference. I think people should color
color car car
The biggest car? The biggest car is first.
What's the biggest car?
The biggest, like the largest car.
Ah, sure, but if I walk in with my-
This is hard.
Yeah, but how would you know which one is the largest car?
Would you say a pickup truck is bigger than an SUV?
I would say you just let whoever speaks loudest determine if they're the biggest.
Well, this is hard.
This is hard.
I don't know what cars what.
Long hearts.
Nothing can be as hard as I am for you, fronky, let's go.
True.
It's gotta be the blue one, blue is the superior color.
This color, the sky, the sky is the biggest thing in the universe.
Dark blue light blue, yellow red.
And because of the water, the water we've taken.
Blue light blue, yellow red.
Dark blue light blue, yellow red.
Dark blue light blue, yellow red.
Dark, blue, white, blue, yellow, red.
Dark, blue, light blue, yellow, red.
Dark blue light.
Yellow, red.
Dark.
Uhhh!
Dark.
Blue.
Light blue, yellow, red.
Bwaah!
What if we just, like...
Dark.
Blue.
What if like...
Uh-uh.
But what if like...
Whaaat?
What if you just like randomly do whatever?
What if we just did whatever?
AHH! My mouse is missing!
Oh. Help.
Oh wait, I can't...
Help?
Help!
Press enter. Press enter, Froggy.
Un-enter yourself.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Slice! Slice!
Slaice! Slice! Slice!
YAY! We got the elevator!
Did we win?
I don't understand the car puzzle.
Oh dude, red is not the second.
What, red is the first?
You just gotta keep going.
Yeah, I'd do it.
Oh, let me get out.
How do I get out of here?
Wait, what's your-
What's your-
How do I-
Oh, red.
Check everyone's ideas.
Yeah, check mine.
The red, yellow, green, green.
Oh, look at the bat!
I got mine, too.
Where's mine, Faith?
That was so cute.
Your says I am mouse, and there's a little cutie on there.
Oh, and yours sounds a little cute, too.
It says froggyed oak.
Oh, thank you!
Oh, you did have a real little cutie there.
And that one on yours is a real cutie on that cart.
Green.
Yeah.
Try a red cart.
Make sure your car is red.
What?
Try red, light blue, light blue, red.
Okay, there is light blue, there's a yellow, but not green.
Try green, or light blue, try green.
Red, green, blue, red.
Let's try it one more time.
What?
How do I leave?
What about red, blue, blue, red?
Red, blue, blue, red, blue, blue, red!
Red, blue, blue, red.
Red, blue, blue, red.
That thing won't give me head.
Blast my chest on red.
We be on red, blue, blue, blue, red.
Red, there are two other things on the table.
Oh shit.
Why don't we go into the beach?
Oh my god, I got pee again.
Every time I get excited I got pee.
Oh, me too.
If I'm excited, if I'm scared, if I'm anxious, if I'm lonely.
She's scared as well.
I'm convinced I'm not a man for kids.
I'll be the little bitch just now.
I'll paste a little bit just now.
Why don't we just do this a little bit?
I'm streaming right now.
I like the sound.
It makes me feel like I'm at the mall and I'm five years old,
and my grandma's gonna get me an ice cream cone,
and I'm putting my fingers in the little fountains.
Every time I go to the mall when I was a kid
with my mom, I would run away from her and give her a heart attack.
I also had a child leech.
I ran into the elevator in the mall and my mom was crying and I laughed at her.
That's so fucked up and the police and the police had to tell me the police came and they were like
if you run away from your mom you're gonna get arrested
I was scared, but did that stop me no
No, but now that I'm gonna go I'm like man my mom totally told the police officer to
say that to me.
Oh absolutely.
That guy probably was like, lady, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care that your kid runs away.
Maybe if you stop crying.
Oh, hey, I'm going insane.
You are?
Oh, here, I'm going insane.
Oh, I'm going insane.
How do I drop this for you?
Oh, I'm going insane.
Hold on, I'm going to put this for you.
Here, take this and drink it.
Oh God!
Drink it! Drink it! Pick it up and drink it!
Oh God! Oh God, thank you!
What?
Oh God, thank you!
Where did Grimmie go?
Oh God, I'm bad. I washed my hands too dirty.
I swear I saw Grimmie.
Grimmie? Grimmie?
Grimmie!
I swear I saw... I swear I saw Grimmie walking!
Here, there's Grimmy!
Uh, I don't know, but I swear that Rock, Paper, Scissors!
And whoever wins saw Grimmy walking.
And me?
I'm figuring out the puzzle, we're figuring it out.
It's okay, it's okay, you got this one.
Oh, I'm not figuring this out.
When it comes to Rock, Paper, Scissors, you better bet your ass that I'm queen.
We'll always ask the ghost, go see how good of Rock, Paper, Scissors are you.
are you I think the truth is always picking scissors scissors your mom scissors your grandma
and next thing you know what I'm just I'm telling you how to hold a scissor your way
to somebody's heart okay so like you start with the mom you move to the grandma next thing
You know your rock, paper, scissors kind of queen.
True.
WHAT?!
I was following rock, paper, scissors and a scam.
It is a scam.
Like, tic-tac-toes.
How does that sound like a scam?
Family to like me if you trust me enough for that.
But like, tic-tac-toe is the most scam game.
What?
That's true. Tic-tac-toe?
Yeah.
But you never would've thrown your toe with a tic-tac.
Like, in my honest to God opinion.
True.
I'm not respect only.
On one hand you're like gambling a small candy,
and on the other hand you're gambling your entire motherfucking top.
And if you don't have toes, then you lose your balance.
And life is about balance.
That's true.
That's true.
Now you eat a certain amount of vegetables,
and you find the zucchini's trying to find its way with your mom.
Wait, her name's fast said green blue yellow layer.
That's true.
Green, blue, yellow, red.
Girl, you know just what I said.
Damn, he's going.
Words me.
What's a green, blue, yellow, red?
This is down.
I got the first puzzle. We can do this.
We can do this. It's not impossible to stay away.
way
is this puzzle solvable?
does this puzzle happen after?
I did it!
OH MY GOD this is a...
WHAT?
lets.. if you add in here
What the hell was he adding to me?
That was the first thing I thought he was gonna do.
We might be in big trouble.
We might be in big trouble.
If you brute force something...
The trouble might be big.
Wait.
Why would Buck here?
Because he's in my back room.
I keep rocking my last album on the water.
Yeah.
I had to drink it. I was having a dry.
The day we're here is the smell of the ass.
Yeah!
You never know when you find the Astros.
The worst thing in the game you know the rules.
Potato!
Potato!
Hey, where'd he go?
Hello?
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
So you can live.
Okay, I'm gonna take you.
We have to share because humans are social creatures and I don't want a resource hog
because if I do you'll die.
Wait, that was slippery.
Holy shit.
Uh.
That was?
Right.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, wait!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
It sucks, it sucks, it sucks!
I
Fucking hate me with this fucking pussy. Oh, is everyone dead? Oh crap
There's nothing here. Oh god
We're gonna have to sign around this motherfucker
She wanted... She wanted grandkids.
You can... You can adopt.
Or there's all kinds of funny stuff they're doing with science.
I'm sorry, I don't... I don't need to sleep.
I'm sorry, you died.
Psst... Psst...
Look at him, look at him, soldiering, look at him, soldiering!
You just think you can chat walking everywhere.
Jesus, that's quite the strut.
Look at that.
Yeah, he's strutting, bro.
Papa! Papa, thank you so much for the rain!
And me, too, thank you for the rain.
I hope you guys had a great stream.
Thank you so much for the raise, guys. Thank you.
That's quite perverse.
The Ed? Oh, no, Ed.
I see dead sand.
I died. We're playing Escape the Backrooms with Grimmy, Froggy, and Gold.
Oh, shit.
Uh, but I died.
Hi.
What a rude mother flipper. Yeah, they ran right over your corpse.
Oh no.
Oh they made Santa a little bit chubby, that's nice.
Not a good time to notice the specific character trait for like these characters we have, but that's good.
He's outside my door, I'm gonna palpate.
I'm gonna have palpation. I'm gonna have palpation if you die.
I'm gonna have palpation if you die.
It's a door!
It's a closet!
Oh my god, look at my Santa Claus eyes!
I think that's him.
That's him. Yeah, that's him.
Oh my god, oh my god.
No! That can't be him because that's him!
Oh my god! Oh my god! There's somebody!
Oh my god!
Excuse me.
Oh no.
Froggy AI bless.
Can we all die?
We all die and they kill us.
We'll just die if we have this.
We got C to each other and badges.
Or we could just go, is that you?
How I show the badge!
C!
C!
Hey, I don't understand this.
You know I'm not a citizen though, so don't tell anybody.
I don't understand the shit about him, because he doesn't walk, he just fucking runs at you, he fobs it.
Yeah, he does.
He sprints at you.
He sprints at you because he wants you.
Unfortunately, he did not sprint at me because he walked amicably.
So I'm crazy about you.
I'm next lover.
I found some keys in here.
You want to take a bite?
They can't follow you, so you can hide in there.
Yeah, true.
It's all my water.
Oh, he's already in here.
I got in this breast of water.
There's another breast of water in here.
I'll pick it up.
All mine.
How do you water it all?
You squeeze it really hard.
I think, I think, you know what I think it is, I think there's one and then the second
Infects one of us then there's two and then there's three and then there's four my mimic wait did ghost you think that was like oh, no
They all died hey froggy not froggy
Okay, it makes you more of them.
Ghostie tried to man me, okay.
I feel like that's what most people would do with any sort of monster.
I don't know why the Santa model starts to dance wildly through the air, like a paper bag.
Yeah, very beautiful but grotesque.
I froggy.
Feelin' bad, such a perfect shot of that.
Oh, oh, oh, we can do it.
I don't know what to do here, let me...
Let me puzzle this out.
Okay, I think that we just have to find a way through, maybe?
Hey, it's me, you're open next Monday!
Oh my god! What the fuck?
Bro, like, what the fuck?
They're so fucking fast! They're so fucking fast!
Yeah, they run really fast. What the fuck?
How come we can't run fast?
Fucking losers are trying to get us.
Why am I a fat chud? Why can't I run now?
No, I try to be a fact judge, and I want to fuck a mobility scooter, but nobody wants to give me a mobility scooter.
I've had that shit on my throne for like four years now, and it's $4,000 for a smart car looking mobility scooter.
Next thing I know...
There were two keys. I found two keys on the last r- Oh, there's a key here!
One key? I don't know what the keys do.
Maybe open my asshole. Let's go.
Let's fucking go!
Clawing my skin.
Crawling in my skin.
This will all take me down I!
I'm sweating.
Oh my back.
I will take a...
Oh sh-
She got that!
I got that!
I got that!
I got that!
Sorry, I'm really intentioned right now.
This will be a love note next thing.
I know he don't want nothing to do with what we do.
We've already...
We've already one half way in here trying to kill me
Two of them are chasing ghosty, okay, two more going for it
Oh, here it is!
The same we're supposed to unlock?
Yeah, it says key in here. You need to put the key in there.
And then the other key goes here.
Oh, no. Do we have both?
Yo, baby!
Yo, we've got the both.
Wait, but what's do we have to do it at the same time okay?
Yes, there's a bunch of keys, but it's open. Oh, oh
You saved us with
Oh
See you guys see guys. I go see is literally my hero
You are my hero. I don't know what the fuck I did
I just wanted his money
He didn't even have any pants to put the money into
Only his vaginal property
Yes
He's tried to show me his ding dong bro
And got me on his total chud
What if they chud
And I'm already the chud in the relationships
And they can't show us
What a freaking chud
Guys, just flash right here
And all mowed water
And all my water
Flashlight, Miles. How do I do that?
Eh.
You feel better. Just take some off.
Actually, you can take it. I got it.
What's your guys' sanity yet?
If you press I, you should be able to see.
I'm still kind of seeing.
My sanity?
Oops.
It's okay.
My brain will be brainin' over here, bro.
Hahaha.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
What is a chud?
A chud is something that means you got a big, big elevator.
Find the elevator.
And I'd be no wiener this whole thing, bro. If I had balls, I would cry.
Oh my god, girl.
What'd you say?
I had a dream I had a bacon ball and I cried when I woke up.
That's my biggest nightmare, dude.
I'm gonna be totally wrong if you're my biggest nightmare.
It's the one day I wake up with fucking balls.
I got Jewish ancestry and you know they're known for their balls and I'm scared.
What?
Oh god!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Where's the fucking parents?
Oh, no, bro.
Excuse me.
It's locked! It's locked!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I think I'm in here.
If you'd like, it's okay. Where are you?
I'm over here!
I feel like I was somewhere in the right place and I don't know what's happening right here.
Nope.
I'm here!
I'm here.
Hello?
Bro he always eats me first!
He sees me first.
Oh, hey.
Oh, he's so cool.
I got him first.
He tried to go straight for my big nuts, bro.
And I don't want the big nuts.
Exactly.
Just eat my balls off.
You see in the chair, that's called the plastic,
and you stick your nuts down in there
to get stuck on the plastic.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
I'm talking about the chair, the trap, nuts, froggy.
That's not what you're talking about!
What if your ball is in your nose here?
But I think we're supposed to be really-
I don't want to be stuck at the regular nut factory, along with the rest of my thumbnails.
I'm gonna be quiet.
I'm gonna be quiet and sneak around, but it might be impossible.
No, no, we can do it!
We can do it? Okay.
I believe it's okay if you want to talk about your balls getting stuck in a chair too.
I'm scared of the ball. I don't love balls. I'm so glad I'm a woman.
I don't want to get out of this green wing.
If I fall to a wall, it's like there's really needed.
It's like needing to help us.
Our city's a big, crying event.
What the fuck?
I'll flip over if we go down there.
Let's just go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I hear her!
Ghosty!
Ghosty!
Ghosty!
Ghosty!
Ghosty!
Ghosty!
Come over here.
Wish I was a little bit dead.
You wanna stay?
In the darkness, these trees are falling apart.
Guys I found the elevator! I found the elevator! I found the elevator!
All I see is him and me! I'm stuck in the street forever!
I found the elevator!
I found the elevator!
I'm talking to my friends!
I think we're at the next stop, so we might fall.
It doesn't let me go, I think, because everybody's alive.
Are you on your loading screen?
It won't let me get out, rather, one, two!
What the fuck is going on for us?
I think that you can't press anything. You could probably try like, how can we start the level?
Still...
We all have to be here?
Oh, die! Die!
There's always hours.
You die? You die? Okay.
But when the night is over
He is gone.
The ball goes just a river
In the darkness, the trees are close to the starlight
And all I see is Paul coming forever and forever
Oh no
I love him, but every night I meet him
Monster
The balls they keep returning!
Because now he is a father!
The balls are everywhere!
He is hanging me forever and forever!
The balls are everywhere!
Please let us get out of this loading screen!
Every time I want to be the king of candy!
Oh wait, but if you sit on a loading screen...
Yeah, I'm in the loading screen.
Oh...
I did not get to hear my sorry something.
I can hear!
I don't want to be a bad host.
I don't want you to be a bad host.
I don't want to be a bad host.
I don't want you to be a bad host.
Oh, you don't want me to die.
Let me use this thing and I'll be big for your sweet sweet time.
Wait, maybe, maybe we can do it.
We're not going to use this thing as a personality.
I'll win the game.
Oh, there we go.
Uh-oh.
We need her.
Ghosty love and hashtag slay your way up the way, girl.
Ghostie, we need you. Are you, are you just, she's on the inventory screen?
Ghostie, press I.
Ghostie, is your, is your sanity going down?
No, not at all.
Uh oh, we might have to restart.
I'm gonna start.
If nothing happens, it looks like I am, like, lagged out.
Would you like me to put the game for me?
It might work. It might work.
I'm gonna control all the weaknesses, so I will be able to see you.
Can't you join back or no?
Um, I can invite her back, I'm pretty sure.
Like, we can go back to the lobby, even.
It lets you continue.
Okay!
Are we soft, Mom? I don't think so.
I'll be messed up if we were.
Ghosty? Oh, God. I think Ghosty's gone.
Chris.
It works! It works! Let's go baby!
She's coming back! Let's go!
Okay! Yay!
That means we're done! That level, we're done!
We're done!
This is somehow the same!
This is somehow just as bad as...
Don't worry, it gets different.
Yeah, yeah, trust me, trust me.
Is she gonna come or wait?
Can we stay in the light?
Let me...
I think that there's something you can do that'll make you a little bit more hopeful though, Froggy.
Let me grab this.
We're gonna die.
Don't believe me I'm having palpitations.
Palpatations?
Wait a minute.
You're having palpitations?
Don't believe me I'm having palpitations.
You're having palpitations?
You're having palpitations?
It's very stiff.
Check this out.
Okay.
It's pretty gross.
Shine.
Check it out!
Check this out.
Okay, it's pretty glow-shine.
Whoa!
Oh.
Here we go.
Alright, I think we have to restart to grab Ghosty, but it should put us back here.
Okay.
What if a car just comes and runs us over?
Rrraaam!
That would be pretty good.
What if it was Jennifer Coolidge driving her?
Say it.
Say Jennifer Coolidge.
Do the line.
What?
The what?
Do the line.
What?
What?
The line.
What the?
Oh!
Oh, nine.
Say it.
Do the fucking nine.
Doesn't want to say it.
I don't like the silence, what's happening?
I don't like the silence, I hate it.
To discover your strengths, understand your mysterious diet, and dominate Greek people.
Let's begin.
I'm a lone wolf.
I decide which flavors of yogurt are objectively best.
It's Kee-Lime and Peach.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
Greek.
Australian.
French.
All the yogurt is simply mine for the taking.
I have no friends and that gives me strength.
More time for yogurt.
The friends I once had were intimidated by my power.
I couldn't handle the idea...
of me stealing all the yogurt from their fridge.
Women find me irresistible.
The mollusks ache for my precious man yogurt.
You want a precious man yogurt?
What?
Like in the Minecraft movie when Jennifer Coolidge hits you with her white Jeep Grand Cherokee?
Ooh, I want to be hit by Jennifer Coolidge's white Cherokee.
What, Jeep Grand Cherokee?
That, the white Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Did you guys pick ducks on white Jeep Grand Cherokee?
I don't understand this putting ducks on vehicles thing that you're speaking of.
No, no, no, no, no. It's only gypses. It's like when you slug bug and you have to hit the person next to you as hard as possible.
What is a slug bug?
A slug bug is when you see a bug card frog and you gotta hit the person next to you as hard as you muster.
Yeah, like one punch man exactly when I'm saying things and going.
What?
Real for real.
What?
No, no, no, the duck
Have another
Jeep and Harrison throw a duck on their windshield and you go oh bro you got duck
But really what that means is in my love life and my current marriage
I'm not getting my daily day dick and found so basically you ducked them to fuck them, you know
Not everybody gets their Charlie dickens
Yeah, I've never seen anybody with a duck on their jeep
One day we will
Maybe it's a shame, but you got a dog.
The fact of the matter is you live in Canada, and at this point in time, I don't expect much from Canadians.
Canada is a whole different world, but you know what? You're an honorary, honorary Latino.
Bad boy, you said so.
You're an honorary Latino, which is something I cannot assign you as a fucking Jewish American, okay?
But I would assign you Judaism, but who the fuck wants that?
Wow.
Literally nobody.
The ghostly sound music really helps this.
Ghosty sounds.
Ghosty sounds.
Ghosty sounds.
Ghosty sounds.
I'm so terrible right now Grimy.
You just gotta tell me how ready you are.
I'm ready.
You just gotta click the button honey.
Click that button.
I'm so terrible right now.
I was not thinking for my whole life.
I did it.
I'm ready.
I just peeked so hard. I'm ready.
Great, but there's just no way that this is going to be scarier than the last level.
Oh my god! We're down a fucking highway in Dallas! This is amazing! I fucking hate Dallas, Loki.
Let's go. We're in Dallas now.
Number four! Oh my god, but you hold my hand while I'm down.
Number 27.
Number 94?
Number 9!
400 MTE!
I'm starting to think these are in disorder.
Uh, I'm hitting an invisible wall.
I have emphysema
Oh you have emphysema? Is that like who over here?
I'll run some way
A skin condition or ethnicity?
Emphysema sounds good
It sounds good or it sounds chronic? I'm not sure
I'm not sure
My ethnicity? Emphysema
What the fuck am I looking at?
Emphysema
I don't think I can get through.
What is this?
Is everything going okay?
Is there somebody smart that knows what to do?
Here, you should take a look at this.
Let me look at it. I'm just high enough.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know.
What?
Wait, I'm really high. Wait.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on. I'm really high. Hold on.
Froggy, it's not a puzzle. I don't think you can...
Froggy, I don't think you can... Jim.
Hold on.
Froggy, I don't think you can solve this. I don't think it's got an input.
Froggy, it's pretty good.
Because if this was a door, then it'd be door to my manhood.
Wait, sorry. I'm really high.
But I'm also like hold the fuck on because I think I know
The stallion
Unicorn
What do you mean it's not a puzzle there's there's no puzzle even staring at a screen in the game for 30 seconds
It doesn't have anything you can interact with I don't think
Okay, I'm so sorry for my perspective you just stood there for 30 seconds
I can figure this out without this one life had cons like what animal crossing was on the fucking DS. Oh
Shit, I love the DS
Oh my god nevermind froggy. Oh my god. I never bite. Okay. You were so much stronger
I was thinking I just had to show you that I was thinking
So do that
But make sure my friend told me it was 2.6% alcohol, but it's really 16%
So be careful if you drink it. I think what you're supposed to look for
doors outside I
Think oh, I am not trying that anymore. That isn't possible
Hold on, I got it, I think, I think I get it, I think I get it, I think that you have to find the code matching so you have to check the line at the top and make sure the line at the top matches and if the line at the top matches then everything else will match too, I think.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ugh!
I never thought about a coffee in the middle of the night.
8-6-7-5-3-0-9.
I swear I heard that before.
It's a song.
6-7-5-3-0-9.
6-7-7 is a funny shit in the world.
But it doesn't match!
You're doing so good, Froggy!
It plays into those features, listening to your heart.
Yeah, we're massaging your temple to get the holes in your head.
It's okay, Froggy. It's okay. This would require a science degree.
Wait, I think I got it.
Did you know you're born with a hole in your head?
Hold on, I just...
Only if your mom presses that soft spot in the back of your neck.
When I'm like 90% sure I still have that.
I just don't understand because I can't make...
I don't know if I can match with the way that it is.
It's okay, if that's your problem, I can press that spot and see if it's soft for you.
Yes, I'll do that for you. I'll put my hands on the line.
The values have to be the same.
The values have to be the same.
I bet it's only nice.
The values have to be the same. They have to be the same value.
What is the measure of a man?
So, you have to figure out what it values.
If it values Jesus Christ, it's probably 777
L B L D L B.
The value of a state is probably six six six.
AHHHHHHHHHH
We have a random angel number.
K. L B L A.
L angel numbers?
Yeah.
Are they angel numbers?
90 degree angles.
L B it's like one or three hundred sixty degree angle, which is like three six five.
L B R.
Uh.
L L B L R.
X L
L, X-EXR, L, D, L, D, L, A, L, D, L, A.
Would you drive if you missed your pinky-tone?
Oh, see.
AAAAAAAAHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And then push me C. Push me C. Push me C. Push me C. I have three of the matching! I have three of the matching!
L-D-L-C-L-D-L-D-S-L-L-D-L-A-L-D-L-L-D-A-L-D-A-L-D-H
Wait, but how do I have XA...
How do I have...
How do I have that if...
What do I have?
I don't...
Wait, is H...
Is H all over?
This is HL, this is HL.
This is HL.
L, A, H is here.
L, D, A, L, D, A.
LDA?
L-LDA?
LDA?
Uh...what?
NOOOO!
L-D...A?
L-D-A?
I don't understand! I don't understand! I don't understand! You play with it, I don't understand. I don't get it! I don't get it!
Security check! Required code.
Uh...
Oh...
You have to make the top match.
Make the top match.
You gotta make the values match.
The answer is three.
I feel like there might be something else we're supposed to do, like is this really
It's three!
I think you're supposed to match the symbols, and you're supposed to match the values in
the code.
I'm not going to take Ambien if that's what you said, I think we need to, I think we need
to, I think we need to, I think we need to, I think we need to take Ambien.
I couldn't figure this out normally.
You have to match the code.
The right side doesn't change, so you need to match all the three rows to the code on the right side.
You gotta match the code.
Match the code.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm gonna grab water.
Water!
Water!
Water!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Guys, I think we're actually supposed to go back where we were. This is the hub.
Is it a hub?
Listen to it, I'm not- this is the hub. We can go to the next level whenever we want.
Really? You're so smart and I'm dumb.
Yeah.
No, no, no. It was chat. It was chat. I am-
I feel like-
No, I feel like-
Well, we have to wait cause-
I'll need-
Lev.
1300 is what is on a container.
Wait, but where do we go?
Is that a involvement?
Do we get tested?
Listen, listen, listen.
If you look at this cool thing there, that says danger right here.
I think we have to go see a spider, I'm being super self-conscious.
There's this thing right here that says 13 hundred danger.
You know what I'm saying, Mouse?
I know what you're saying.
Wait, but this is, I don't think it feels good.
But the other room...
No, this room fucking sucks.
It don't even have Minecraft, bro.
Yeah, fuck that shit.
I don't, like, I don't trust no one that don't know my god.
Like, we don't really have any-
Because we don't like Minecraft?
You just shouldn't be dressed in-
Wait, but that room-
Do you remember that other room had, like, a console on the side?
Let's just-
Catch that fucking green?
You need to do the puzzle.
You are in a hug, but only the doors open one by one.
One by one. Two by two. Three by three. Eat my dick.
Eat this.
The homework makes areas of my cooking different.
Hey, open up! Open up! Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
This is the thing life is telling you to do, okay?
See, they want you to abide by other people's rules when the reality is
we're all descended from mongolites when we are another.
I have autism, listen to me, there are patterns.
That's a nice froggy, but that means you got the patterns.
I am autism that's my whole thing is pattern recognition bitch get the fuck out let me in there
You saved my life from my mission but you wouldn't recognize a pattern 3 times in front of you
I don't even know how to do it, I can't stop, get what you're talking about
Can't make it mad to be in there, you're making me mad
What's all the love in the planet, you know what the fuck you're talking about
I'm gonna do my best to be at least honest here in the will of the good Lord of our Savior Jesus Christ here.
We'll get out of here every mindset while you're telling us that you got autism, you've got a superpower.
Bro, tell me, tell me every single zip code in New York City.
I'm not gonna leave the panel.
It's my superpower.
Tell me, tell me every superpower you've got if every new super power you've seen.
I'm not gonna leave the panel.
Have you looked at it much?
I don't know how to exit this.
Let me look in there.
I'm not pressed.
It's pressed.
You have to match the problem.
Go ahead!
From the bottom!
Yes!
What?
What?
What?
If we go this way we can advance.
We can go this way.
We can go this way.
This way, this way.
Come on.
I'm going.
You can do it.
Wait for real?
If you play on this panel every single time we get back here, I promise.
Come on!
Wait on God?
We can progress without doing this?
Oh my God.
We can progress without doing this?
Yeah, baby!
We go back where we went, and then we can...
Oh!
This way!
This way, I think. It's over this way.
Come beyond the wall!
Oh my god!
Team, this is the HIPHILM A24's back room.
Hey, this is where we came from.
HIPHILM's back room.
You see?
Oh!
My game pixels.
oh
ghosty ghosty okay
alright baby
this is where we're supposed to go
close the door behind us
oh my god this is the best
oh this is how they got the beatdowns on and the mother fucker
open this I think
Hey guys, look at the sign that says stay in the light and it's got a bunch of smiley faces
That's all of us at the birthday party after I give every single one of you a big piece of cake
And I don't mean ass, I mean physical cake
Do you think if I listen to Sean Paul, it'll make me feel less afraid?
Yeah, no, I really don't have to listen to Sean Paul, it sucks
Oh man
I can't tell if people are, like, one guying us really well.
I don't know why you never talk to me again, so how about I do a little dance?
Oh, no, not you, Jack.
You're not from there.
If their hips don't lie, you know, hips don't lie.
I'm going back to the bubble fork!
We were... okay.
If you were one guying us about going back to the other terminal,
I am going to literally find you in... nothing.
Turn me out.
I hope you find me and keep me on my mouth.
Wait. Help, first.
I don't think this cannot be re...
Do we really have to go back to the... I'm not...
Okay, this one person is saying they're not.
I believe them.
Wait, what?
Guys, I gotta be honest with you right now.
I gotta be honest with you right now.
Maybe you can go through my way through my degree.
Just one more.
We should google it.
I didn't do shit. I just pulled up.
Just one more.
You have to somehow relate this information to me.
the frog each other. Just one more.
I got straight A's, but at what cost did you hear about it?
Wait, what? What did they say?
You have to find the exact code and click on it, so it might be in any of the columns
of the exact code. We're not matching up all three columns, we're
matching we're just finding the match to the one on the right yes yes it could
have been a kid oh my god this is easy peasy what the fuck what the hell what
the fuck you gotta be fucking kidding me dude that's some bullshit that's so
fucking dumb
okay got one great okay good job
It is very easy to overthink. It's okay. Yeah, you're doing great, Froggy. You're doing great.
Unironically, you have to write, you have to write while you're going in that direction.
Guys! Yes!
It's my autism I tried to tell you.
I'm so deadass!
Yeah?
The code is 52.
52!
It's my autism I tried to tell you.
It's 52.
The code is...
We did it!
I was trying to tell you!
I fucking told you guys!
I was fucking telling you!
I told you guys that was 52. I'm just gonna say it was my bosom and it was fully erect for you guys
That's my super power. What do you think about people have like really long nipples? It hurt you
Oh dude, I'm fucking with you. I fucked a straight baby bottle pop ready to pop straight into my mouth
Thank you. Thank you.
You know, it was very nice of you.
You could have been one guy in a cell aggressively that I would have tried to murder.
They're so nice.
There's a note over here saying this, so it's like, hers, please.
I haven't met in my life.
That shatter- Yeah. Thank you very much. Thank you very much, channel.
We appreciate it.
We appreciate it, honey.
The process of when you realize you're being a bit much is you start to realize you're being a bit obnoxious
and this is where my skills do not come in handy because I do not know until it's too late when I've chosen to be obnoxious.
Right?
But I'm learning from the state of mind where I'm learning that obnoxious means that I gotta cut it out just a second.
I bet that means this escalator works.
Hey, read this paper.
Nope.
Read the paper.
Quarty, one, two, three.
Almonds, four.
It turd you.
It turd me.
Hey, what's the password?
It...
...herd...
...you.
Oh!
I mean, bro.
No eyes!
It...
...perty.
I'm in...
...Garage Gate!
Oh, we did-
Oh, we did-
We did garage.
Run.
Protect our survivors with place-
We have-
We have areas in high security. Do you want to unlock restricted areas?
Sure.
I opened a gate.
So did I.
Password?
Okay.
It should be unlocked now.
There's one bit hard to...
If you type in it hard to into the computer?
Maybe we have to do it all.
Forty.
What was it, 40?
I did it.
Sweatin' through your balls, yeah.
Sweatin' through your balls, yeah.
Remember that.
I think they unlocked it.
Did everyone unlock theirs?
I unlocked it on my computer.
I think if we all four unlocked it, then we can go.
We can progress, we did it!
Okay!
I need the computer!
Ha ha ha!
Computer!
I'm staying!
Where's that main?
Where do we go home?
Where is the- where is-
Where do we- where do we-
Where do we-
Where is-
What, wait?
What, waited?
Where me?
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
My nose is blown, I'm ready for this.
Ghosting is getting to her terminal, now we good to go baby.
We gotta see the next area of the back-in room.
Oh my god.
It's gonna be crazy.
From the hit, boom, A24 is the back-in room.
Oh my god, that's exactly what they sent an out-of-tire to last air-binner.
Oh yes, I would go.
Yeah, they might be making an SCP Netflix show. I don't know if it's true, I want it to be the-
Oh god.
Thank you.
Guys!
I want to believe so now I want that
Now it must be open
I don't think this is the back room because the back room says yellow wallpaper like that one poem that has yellow wallpaper
Oh my god, you have to get to the light
You have to get to the light
You have to get to the light
Oh my god
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh Jesus.
Ew.
Yeah, they sure do.
Oh, I don't like them.
Oh no, you're doing great. You're doing great.
I'm doing great.
I'm scared.
I think we just... Do you have a flashlight?
Yeah!
You terrible bitch.
I think we just run as fast as we can in these little sections here.
AHH!
Uh oh.
Okay, Froggy!
Froggy!
I think you got her.
Yeah, I got Froggy, okay.
That's okay, we're almost through it, alternatively.
It might be on our bed.
I don't know.
It's all good.
There's something like, some of these places have like, doors.
Oh, hold on, I got a drink.
My sanity.
Can you take your time?
I got something to drink.
I'm gonna drink 10.
I'm gonna have a little drink.
Here we go.
This probably tastes extremely gross, but I love the concept of it.
Yeah.
Alright. Oh. Is this the end of this blue section? Okay.
It locks out every 8 to 9 seconds. There's somewhere on in water.
There's a... There's a... I don't have any idea.
No! I got two more if you need it. Hit me up! Okay!
Did you see the new trailer for the A24 back at rooms, by the way? It was so good.
Haven't seen the new trailer yet, but I was waiting to see it on stream
We did it
Is this a family?
What?
I don't even know.
I'm trying to know what are you saying?
I'm trying to figure out.
Wait, am I alive?
I love the back of way.
Who are you saying, ghost?
You're alive.
I'm sorry, you guys had to be dead for that session.
I got my head close back on.
Am I alive?
Oh, shit.
You are alive.
Wait, do we have to do this?
You guys want to hear a joke?
Yeah.
Hear a joke?
I mean, it seems helpful.
Well...
So do I, I don't really have any on hand, but can I just like do the 6-7?
I mean pretend I don't have a one.
Anyways, how are you nicely? I hope you have a wonderful day today.
I'm doing a good job at that section, that's cute.
Are you okay, doggy?
I'm scared.
Are you scared? Don't be scared, be brave.
Be brave, fish!
Did you not also just get your ass hit by a thousand smiling jokers?
Okay, I'll be here the second time, which will be better for all of us.
Jared Leto is about one fear. I don't want to go back in there.
Jared Leto looks like Jesus Christ.
Oh yeah, I don't like Jared Leto.
The Joker, baby.
The Jokers!
Who is the Joker and Suicide Squad?
Who's your favorite Joker, though?
There was a Joker and Suicide Squad!
I like the Joker and the SpongeBob SquarePants deck. That's my favorite.
Was the Joker and SpongeBob SquarePants?
Uh-oh.
No, but like...
I bought the card deck of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Does everyone got a flashlight?
The dog one.
You want a flashlight?
You want a flashlight? Go see.
I can't... I can't get it, but I gotta be honest with you. I'm...
I was really nervous about participating.
I'm like 3 my cards down and it only takes 1 my card to make me down.
I heard myself in a 1-word down bag of beating my balls.
I'm beating my balls for you.
You died of insanity?
What?
Don't play with me.
Nooo! Grincho!
If I had balls, well I'd beat them and try it for you.
But you'd pay my balls.
This way?
They'd be cool if for you.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
I think you charge your joker with solid.
I like the Joker. I like the Joker from the Cartoon series. Cartoon Joker man. The Cartoon
I bet it's this wet substation nation.
Inflation. Inflation.
You can't get over here.
How do I win this?
What are you trying to do?
I'm trying to be coded up on the internet.
I'm trying to get over here.
I'm trying to get over here.
I'm trying to get over here.
I'm trying to be coded up on a Friday night just for you.
Is it Friday?
There's another age.
I thought it was Thursday.
I don't know if it's fine to be anymore, so my feelings are in the trash.
I think it is Thursday.
It is Thursday.
This is how I feel.
I feel stuck behind bars.
Trying to spread bars for rising.
I'm a rat, Travis!
Oh!
What's this?
Travis Scottens!
Oh!
No.
Travis Scottens.
Peter, huh?
I feel like there's gotta be something we interact in what to get through this level, but...
Yeah.
These giant switches, they look like it, though.
It looks like you can press them.
Oh.
I can't press buttons.
Press.
She's still running.
Ghosty Froggy, did anything happen?
Oh.
Where'd you go?
I turned it on.
I think that maybe it's supposed to correlate to the green, like, little lights over there.
Yeah, mine turned green.
Okay, uh...
Oh, look.
Thank you, Lucas.
I did it during Green's song together, which is, I Will Survive by Kugouya.
I don't remember her last name, but it's Gloria.
No we should do that.
No we should do that.
I can't.
Okay, but I'm gonna do the beatbox.
I'm gonna do the beatbox.
Yes!
That's gonna be my love.
Do you think, can you make hands or tails of this?
Can anyone get this to turn green?
I picked tails.
I'm gonna make a look with my eyes.
My apples.
Hey, good job.
Oh shit, Brogie.
You're fucking genius.
That thing turned green immediately.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I knew you could do it bitch!
I knew that shit!
With your Harry Potter looking ass glasses I knew you got that!
I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
No you had it in the bag dude, I knew it!
I knew it, okay.
Look at what you were doing!
Look at what you were doing!
I got you so hard!
I always backed you up!
Let it be known to here, froggy Harry Potter looking ass!
Look at what you're looking ass!
I didn't do that.
You did it bitch!
You did it bruh!
How was the video?
We did it!
It was you!
Don't do that!
I didn't do that.
Summoned bag in the cooler.
It wasn't the last time I saw it.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Here it is.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I spilled it on my keyboard and I'm still pressing keys.
And it's still working, so let that be known.
That sometimes people tell you falsities.
There's some almond light.
Why are there so many flashlights?
So many flashlights!
There's a pallet of them.
Blind it and run!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Why can't you run?
If I say I didn't try to trick you,
you gotta whip that show.
Yeah!
Maybe you're right though.
Oh lord, it's a coming.
I think that, yep, there's gonna be, go, go, okay, girls, there's gonna be something crazy coming up.
The devil is here!
Money, the devil is here!
I've been here in a long time.
Oh yeah.
The, the biblical devil, your, your, your cousin? How does that work? How, there's a lot of different...
There's many little devils.
What if he comes out through here?
This looks like one of those hallways where they should be.
Oh shit, I'm going crazy.
I have 700 flashlights, but no water to water.
I got it, I got, don't worry.
Let's go, baby. Let's go.
Oh! The devil! The devil! The devil! The devil! The devil!
Did you get eaten?
Oh no, she got eight.
Goodbye!
She got eight, Brass. She got eight.
Mama Huevo!
She's got her ass eight.
She's got her ass eight, devil made her ass.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, my two webos.
Oh.
Can they open the door?
Rpm
LED
LED
LED
LED
LED
haha buddy
That makes me feel normal. I'm having a really normal reaction to that.
Hey guys, did you see the double dog?
Oh my god, are you still alive?
Yeah, I'm alive.
Hey, hey guys, where are we?
I know.
Okay, that's what it sounds like
You see me, but here's a very little bitch
Oh
She is dead!
Oh nooo!
She is dead! She just exploded!
Oh no!
I don't know how many more things we have to turn on.
I don't know either. I don't know where.
And I don't know...
I know it has to be this place.
I'm so hot!
It's like a human.
Oh, I'm going crazy!
Here, here, here, here, here.
Do you need another one?
Okay, I have one. Okay. I have one. I have one. I have one. I have another one
Oh motherfucker
Go somewhere else
Go do something else somewhere else. Oh
My
Go away
Take your fucking finger feet and leave!
There you go.
Take your little finger feet and fuck off.
Fuck off with your little finger feet.
Take your little fucking finger feet and go away.
Get your little block on those hands away.
Come on and get out of here.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Are you kidding me? Are you serious? Are you for real?
Oh my god!
Well here's the thing buddy!
I think I need to go where you are!
Man I think I need to go where you are dude!
I have to- oh no wait I could take this loop around I think maybe.
This is where you are though right?
Like you're on the other side here and you're gonna have a little-
Or we're gonna have a little-
See this is what I- like I don't know.
I didn't know if I had to look back here!
I didn't know!
You can't be mad!
Don't be angry at me.
I don't take it very good.
I'm fragile
and insecure.
And I need you to be nice to me.
I'm going to leave you in here now.
Don't use your weird human
dog hands to open the door, please.
Thank you.
He's not that bad.
He's kind of just misunderstood like that guy in the TV show. You know how Euphoria is the thing right now, but
You know how Euphoria is like the main thing right now, but then the other thing was by the time
was a show called You and the whole thing was this guy was a serial killer but everyone
wanted to have sex with him for some reason. I can't remember why I was telling you about
that but I remember it was relevant to something at the time that I originally had the thought
Which was like a while ago.
To be so real free with you.
Help.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where, dude?
Frog, you saved your name, bro.
What?
Frog, you saved your name.
Yeah, I hear you, man.
Are we gonna have it?
Are you like...
You fool.
You have a video game?
Are you in the wall?
Are you...
That's nasty man.
Cheers.
Wait, but wouldn't- Wait, wouldn't you go down?
Wait!
Yes!
I hear him over here, so an objective must be over here.
Yes, yes, yes.
This way.
Is that true, Mr. Wrinkles?
You have an objective over here, Mr. Winkles.
Mr. Winkles?
Did I get in there a little bit?
Is there anything in here for me?
Is it okay if I come?
She's gonna go through the door.
Say there aren't. Say there aren't.
Say there aren't.
Is that a switch on the...
Is that a switch right there that he's next to? I can't even tell.
AHH! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god! I'm dual wielding right now!
What the fuck this is my nightmare?
This is my own personal fucking nightmare.
Oh, is that a switch?
Is that a switch?
Can I have that chocking bar?
Sorry.
I woke up and I had to gross chocking bar.
Brother was fighting his own business, and I was like
Nice talking bar idiot, and I grabbed that thing. That's not a switch. Okay. I'm just
Guardian leviosa wait for me
Sashay away for the more dog. God jeez. There's a way for you fucking us.
Jesus
Real precious beach the paw prints are leading me this way
Hello, I hear you
I'm really high
If um...
Why? How many of you are there?
I'm like...
I'm really high.
Please.
Please.
I don't have the energy.
Oh, that's definitely a switch over there.
Can I touch that over there?
Is that okay?
Is there anything over here in this corner?
No.
Are you- Fuck off! Fuck off!
Go away!
Be afraid! Be afraid of my life!
You stupid whore! Is this not a lever? Is this not a switch?
No, I'm too high! We're so fucked! We're so fucked!
No, wait fuck!
I'm too fucking high!
I'm just like a switch I have to pull for progression.
We're so fucking screwed beyond belief. Oh, we're so fucking fucked. I'm gonna eat this candy bar.
Oh, I have three flashlights and no food and my sanity is so low. Go away! Go away!
Thank you.
Fuck off!
Could you imagine?
Oh my god!
You're kidding me!
You're fucking joking!
You're fucking joking!
You're joking!
Fuck off!
Fuckin' dumbass fuckin' dogs, stupid ass, lookin' fuckin' ass, lookin' stupid ass, a dog.
Oh man, I'm gonna throw up! They're so scary!
That's the story!
Hello?
They changed the game. Do you guys remember? I feel like this game was different.
I feel like before the dog area, or maybe they changed the order, there was like one with like a monster that was chasing you, and you would have to like hide in a locker.
Hello?
I don't...
I'm sorry, sir.
It was like a parking lot.
It was like a big squishy monster.
It was like crumbling after you.
It's a family reading.
I only remember because like me and Shia fought over a locker.
And Shia gets talking about having him fucking up the ass.
I have? I've gone far?
Wait, I'm actually progressing?
Yes!
Am I?
Oh, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, no, no!
Give me that!
Oh, I'm gonna die!
I was gonna try to insanity loss, I was gonna try to insanity loss.
You did so good, I'm so sad.
A plus.
It is so scary, I don't like them.
Wait, is the game so gamey?
You see a growl back.
Oh, that's so nice.
Yeah, it's a pretty good froggy. I'm so proud of you.
Oh, thank you. The dogs are evil.
Here you go. Here's an almond water. Have a drink.
Oh my pockets have two things in them.
I don't like dropping.
You can't see.
Can you write it out?
I picked up bottom water.
I don't need yours.
I don't know.
Don't pour it out.
Okay.
Let's go.
I'm gonna pour it out for you bestie.
I'm gonna pour it out for you bestie.
I'm gonna pour it out for you bestie.
I would be insane if you poured a beer out in front of someone standing there.
Don't... I mean... I can't control you.
Give me a pour when I'm for you too!
Don't waste beer, don't!
It's okay, beer.
Just smell like this one.
Arooo! Arooo!
Does he want to be here?
Arooo! Arooo!
Oh my god, bro.
You look like Galmin Fruto.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Why doesn't the electricity water killed in?
I don't have a flashlight anymore.
What happened?
I don't know.
Why the fuck are you screaming?
Shut up!
Sorry guys.
I'm feeling very particular.
I'm not even ready to grow up, but...
He's so ugly!
He looks like a grown-up baby but it's gone!
He looks so ugly!
Did he do it?
Yeah!
It's pretty straightforward though.
I didn't understand that.
He's got feet!
His hands are feet!
Hi, Nate.
Ewww!
He has to be feet, Nate.
Oh, there's another dog.
Oh, wow, he's so loud!
Bro, bit like a greyhound, the fuck?
The bloody footprints go this way.
Bro, look at the bloody footprints go like this!
Blue's clues!
It's more blue's clues.
Yeah, blue's clues!
He's right there.
He's right there.
Well, so I tried to say that he was right there.
I tried to say, but you didn't use your active listening.
You had to use your active listening skills, and he did not use them.
You're not great, but you're active listening.
This is a very quick way.
A ghost could be revived and not a chunk of corpse.
Stay away from the base of the room.
There's two of them.
Okay.
There's two of them.
Okay.
There's two of them.
This way, this way.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Wait, some of the music?
Go away!
Go away!
Go away!
Wait, so I'm confused.
There's an arrow that points here, but then the feet prints go that way.
Yeah, I don't know.
And then we gotta go through that maybe?
Yeah, maybe.
It's in there.
Ah, in there.
Wait, can I trap him in here?
Maybe.
Hey.
You want to come in here?
Good job, y'all.
I trapped a dog in there.
Nice.
Hell yeah.
The bloody heat sprint school here.
here. There we go. Why is it so off of my computer? Look at this. There we go. You gotta click
around then that's the real puzzle. Okay there. And one more baby. Yee-hoo! There we go, Gigi
Maybe, maybe, I think that might be the last one, I'm not sure, but...
Oh.
Oh, this is a dead end.
Yeah.
I'm gonna look for one more.
I think we saw it, I think that's probably...
Bro-ski, fuck off, Bro-ski!
It threw off, oh god.
I think that we might have got all of them, I'm not 100% good.
So maybe we go through the thing that put arrow?
Hello?
Hello.
Maybe arrow time?
Uh...
This way? Yeah.
It's arrow time. Okay.
Oh, there's one more in here.
Oh, yeah.
Ah!
Oh, wait.
I just realized what Ghosty was saying, it was pure trash.
It was like a hot dog.
I was like, we're trying not to read this.
Yeah, that's what you're gonna say.
I'm gonna pop this up.
And you want to go later now.
That's not the one.
That's not the one.
That's not the one.
That's not the one.
Um...
What the?
I'm going insane.
What?
There you go.
Here's another chamber.
Okay, I have an energy bar in almond water.
Guys, I'm down in both.
Let me look at that. I have autism.
Here.
Use your autism.
Let me look at that. I have autism.
I got an energy bar on the ground.
I have an almond water. I'm taking myself.
Oh, I see what's happening here.
What's happening there?
I see what's happening here
I'm gonna need all the water
It's strange
Don't you know what I feel
It's horrible
I'm gonna go ahead and look for one
I solved it
You did?
Good job, Robby!
Yeah?
Come on!
Come on in!
I solved it
I'm trapped on my flesh now, like
You did so good, honey
I solved it
It's just...
You did it first, you're stuck up.
I did it. I used my autism.
Uh-oh.
I'm losing it.
I will die.
Okay, okay.
There's a flashlight here.
I have no food for you.
There's all the water.
Grimmy might have food.
I have a...
I don't have food.
I have a flashlight.
Okay.
I'm not super excited.
Oh no.
Don't worry.
Live on.
No!
No!
Let us...
...sit a little bit.
Oh wait!
If I do that, we have to help you.
Maybe?
Uh...
The nine light at the start of the locked door?
Yeah!
I think we travel back now.
Wait, maybe we can get you there in time.
Maybe there's gonna be some almond water.
All the moond water.
There's got to be some someone.
I think yeah.
Rocky is no good for that.
Rocky.
Hello!
How you doing?
I'm holding in there.
Well, I'm gonna die.
Okay, uh...
Oh my goodness.
Woohoo!
I tinha.
There just flashed on truck.
Whish forth to meee.
Then I don't know where to go, I don't know.
They came for me death comes for us all.
I thought he was gonna go down!
There's also a chalky bar in here.
This piss ass dog is just in the way.
And chalky bar is not restored like your... your sanity?
I think they do.
It's amina.
They do? Okay.
Get out of here! Go monster! Go!
Leave! Be gone!
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Whoa, the power of Christmas!
Brother!
I do think this is just a loop to the dead end, I think.
Yeah, okay.
We gotta get back to it.
Um...
We're gonna get it, we're gonna get it, we're gonna find our way out.
I think we have to go back to the beginning of it.
I don't know how to get back to the beginning.
Yeah, that's fair.
That was just torsos flying around in the air!
Santa magic, it's a little bit more disturbing at death.
Oh, it's shmoomin'.
Oh, it's really shmoomin'!
It's like a little balloon, it's like a little wacky inflatable arm guy.
Ha!
Oh my god.
Hey!
Hey!
I hope we got all the puzzles in me. If he laid it, we had to go back and find another one.
I really hope we have all the puzzles.
I think we do. Maybe.
Put back this wave. This doesn't even work.
No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
Oh!
Go the fuck away, fucking dumb. Go the fuck away, fucking dumb.
This door perhaps this door perhaps
This door perhaps
I think you're doing it froggy you're doing an amazing job you're going for no one bar I
Think so I think this is it granola
No more
confusing
Oh my god! What the hell am I to do?!
You have a regression! Your sense when you're high, like your true instincts unlock.
It's not connected to the soul web.
Yeah, you're connected to the morphogenetic field, baby.
Yay!
Well, we did it, brah.
We're connected to the morphogenetic field.
What's all this about?
I love the rainy office. It's so nice.
Oh, there's something so fair about the rainy office.
I got juice.
Embrace me.
I got juice, offices.
I got juice if you find a flashlight, let me know.
There's an all-in-the-water office.
Okay, good.
Agua de almendras.
Agua de almendras.
Walnut.
Burn em, burn em, burn em, burn em.
What?
I think if I kept practicing, unlike you were there, it'd be like listen to like Hannah
I can't get to the soundtrack.
I can totally get to at least two cartwheels here.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I've been saying.
I appreciate you.
I think you could also do two cartwheels.
What is that? No way.
Aw, thanks!
I don't think I could.
God, who thought I would both think that we could do two cartwheels?
Now, how many cartwheels do you think you could do in the series?
Zero.
Yeah, you're not a cartwheeler.
I would try it and pretend like I didn't.
I feel like I did.
I feel like I'm afraid of even trying.
Yeah, I'm afraid of trying to do cartwheels.
I was like, what if I didn't have the upper arm strength
and I just fell on my head?
That's true.
And I don't want to fall on my head.
I don't either.
I don't either.
That feels like a straight way to become unconscious.
is this the way bro it's so dark in here I could light my cigarette is this
the way this is not the way I think we all of us need to be here
Oh
Hey, what did you see? I
Think I found the exit and we found another exit
Wait, there's two exits
Oh, yeah, but we were like, oh, maybe we're all here.
I solved the puzzle and like let me let me go see what's in the puzzle room.
There's also like, oh, there's, oh, there's a puzzle room, the fuck.
There's bound.
We're so lucky.
I was so smart.
You're so smart and cool.
Oh, you're smart.
I don't know if you should go to near those dudes.
Oh my god!
Okay, well, that would be all right.
Oh my god!
I found this, but otherwise, good.
Oh, look at all these bugs!
Oh my god, the chair machine!
I think the machine worked!
I want this!
Oh my god!
There's rules!
I want share
I want share
what the fuck
I want water
Is this the puzzle that you solved?
I think I missed it
Wait, we can check?
Wait a minute, wait, is this the puzzle that you solved?
This is the puzzle, like it was all the items in the room
Like one, two, three, four, five
Oh! I love that!
And it opened the door?
I love that!
Ooh, that's so cool!
That's so cool!
They got Club Penguin on their computer?
I don't have a flashlight. If you find a flashlight, let me know.
I have a flashlight.
Oh, can I have one?
Yes, please. I was picking it up. I have like three of them left.
Take that flashlight.
Greg, you need one?
I don't see it.
No, I have one.
Wait, does it not work?
Wait, I don't see it.
Here, Libby.
Libby, in this room?
I don't have one.
I can't see it.
I'll put one in here.
Mama Lola!
Micro waves.
That's super dark for me.
Mama.
Thank you.
That's weird.
It's not dark on my end.
Oh, it's on the floor.
Anybody in here?
That is actually cute.
Another flashlight.
I'm gonna take it in case one of us die.
Wait, there's another room.
I found this room.
Reset key.
Oh crap.
Uh-oh.
I remember this thing.
I do.
I remember this too because I remember Shia like brute force thing.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Uh, this next part might be a little bit impossible based on what I remember but it's, it's gonna
be okay.
Oh, sorry.
So, I think we have to try to avoid the places where the camera can see us.
Yeah, I found a bottle of piss.
Yeah, I found a piss bottle too.
Oh, I see, there's a camera here.
So I think we just froggy?
Uh oh.
I'm missing.
Frog?
ROOP!
Frog exploded, so we take our juice and we just carry onward and eventually...
Oh, there's a can here.
Okay, it's swiveling, right?
It's swiveling?
Okay.
I hate this part specifically.
guys
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Hi?
Oh, shit.
Carefully. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
If it sneezes, oh, it blocks us. I remember this now. It's not gonna leave the killer's trap.
Okay, I'm gonna study this, and then I'm gonna run through it, yep.
Okay, yeah, okay, I think I remember it now, I'm gonna go reset it.
Wait, should I stay here?
Where are they making that sound?
What?
So, what do I do?
Should I stay here?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
...
...
...
...
...
Spawning!
There are shit on me.
I've been hoarding.
I'm hoarding!
You're not an idiot!
You're not an idiot!
That's not nice!
You're not an idiot!
That is not nice at all!
Some computer call me an idiot!
You will Selena Meade!
They're so messed up.
You are an idiot!
Fuck you!
It's so late.
Oh
Is this the way I don't know if this is the way
Thank you so much for the raid out there at Grain's Dream, thank you.
Hi!
You made it!
I didn't like this, yeah, it was very rude to us after all.
It was very rude.
I don't like that thing.
It's better than me.
We worked hard on this hat.
Call this an idiot.
It should have been a semester.
It's called an idiot.
It should have been like, oh, you did amazing.
Your hair smells nice.
You did wonderful.
It should have been like oh you did amazing your hair smells nice you did wonderful you walked through hell on earth
I'm proud of you honey
Now we're in is this what you were supposed to get in? I don't know
Is this where we were?
I like this is where we were.
Did you press a button on the console that we were at?
Uh, no.
Okay.
Was I supposed to?
Let's go see if the elevator works.
It's okay. It might be fine.
It might be fine. It might be fine.
I hope it's fine.
We can go to the Huffnil cool?
I think it leads us back around here after we complete something.
And if it's not, we're really good at that section now.
We can do it easy peasy.
So one of my talents is gentle parenting.
Yes, you're doing fantastic.
You're doing great.
Okay, this is the start of what I think.
Oh no, I forgot the exit you found.
No, no, no, no, where's the exit you guys found?
Oh, uh, shit. Um...
We'll find it, we'll find it.
Yeah, we'll find it.
Oh, this is where...
Wait, was it...
Over here?
We got it! We got it!
Oh yay! We got it! We got it!
So if this was... Okay, this is back at the hub. This'll load in here.
This'll load in Ghosty.
If we can... I think probably we might have disconnected. We'll see what happens.
You should be up for re-election the government is a scam!
Hi guys, how you doing?
I'm just trying to see if I can re-add froggy without restarting the game from here.
It might be the case.
I really have to pee.
I'll be right back.
Goofy girl, goofy girl.
Come on.
Come on.
Goofy.
Pee.
Pee.
Pee.
Pee.
Pee.
Pee.
P is the one letter of the alphabet.
I can invite her to see P and P is the sixth letter of the alphabet that you need to get her.
Like it makes us go each time.
Blast fucked up!
I'mma try to get her.
It'll go quick though.
You get her, girl.
That's what people do for the office.
Yeah, I love the office.
You know, Jimx, Pam forever, you got it.
I'm happy for you.
I wish you a good life.
I'm so happy for you.
You deserve everything you have right now,
girl.
Kisses, love, and hashtag, say it all.
The office.
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.
YouTube, ghost, everything's OK.
No, you grimy.
You grimy.
You're a beautiful soul.
And you do such good things for everyone around you, and you're such a blessing to this world, and you don't even know it.
That's very sweet. You want a can?
Dude, I'm speaking from the bottom of my mother-fuck-a-heart right now.
That's beautiful, honey. That's beautiful. That's beautiful.
You are hashtag-sweet, and don't you ever forget it.
Thank you, honey.
Do you ever drink water?
Kingman-style Soulja Boy.
Do you drink water? Are you drinking water?
No, I'm drinking a diet Dr. Pepper, I believe the water is a government scam.
I'm gonna... okay. That's fair. I'm gonna... I'm gonna restrict the game if you guys want to join it.
So, we're gonna get Froggy back, okay?
But that's so sweet.
We love Froggy.
You're so sweet. Love you.
Love you.
You're too ghosty. It's all good. It's all good.
Okay, I'mma grab Froggy.
Love you.
This is good.
I'm sorry.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
Hello.
Is there a new invitation?
Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there a new invitation?
Is there a new invitation?
Is there a new AFT?
Happy partner anniversary!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!
Did I ever do this myself?
I did not.
Thank you!
What color are oranges?
Orange?
Orange!
Orange.
Did you paste yourself? No.
I feel wet, that was like my imagination, what the fuck, why am I imagining it?
Nerves.
Nerve problem.
What could that possibly mean?
Um, my spinal fluid is leaking, duh.
Of course, that could only mean that.
Leaky spinal fluid.
Leaky spinal fluid.
Hey, why does it say, Puggy Invite me Brisa's Froggy's Playing Sweet Good Jelly Game?
Why is she playing Sweet Good Jelly Game?
Wait hold on let me restart the game. I don't know why it's not letting me join. Why isn't
let me join
can't join for some reason ah you join for some reason not sure what
You
Oh, like this, you're playing Suica Jelly Game.
Suica Jelly Game.
We think.
But they always end up leaving.
They will never understand that they are far less important than my yogurt consumption.
Yes. Yes.
Men, on the other hand, are filled with bitter jealousy.
They're inferior grain-brained diets, attract only bottomed peers.
Bitter-dog jealous.
Pathetic alphas, and signals could never fully commit to the yogurt cuisine.
Pathetic.
All yogurt on Earth belongs to our kind.
It is our birthright.
It is our birthright.
Is that a birthright?
Pain for my birthright is unimaginable.
I am banned from every grocery store within 100 miles of my house.
The beta store managers simply cannot comprehend that their yogurt is actually mine.
I have stolen literally millions of dollars worth of yogurt from supermarket chains.
And my powerful exploits have forced three local dairy farms into Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
I am the most rare and powerful type of male.
I am a warrior.
My spoon is my sword.
My spoon is my shield.
Is my shield.
My yogurt is my shield!
Lactose intolerant subhumans begin to feel indigestion and flatulence while standing within 50 yards of me.
And if I were ever to touch one of them, they would instantly shit their pants and die.
Ha ha ha ha!
My bone cells have been studied extensively by top universities, and the calcium from
yogurt has made my skeleton 83 times harder than diamonds.
I am impervious to physical and emotional damage.
My yogurt obsession is hard for inferior beings to abide by.
I am not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school.
I have been caught offering children candy in exchange for their gogurt,
either from the cafeteria or the lunchbox.
You broke character didn't you?
I was also caught scouting for future yoga nails with powerful binoculars.
And my pants just happened to accidentally fall down.
I tried explaining this to the judge, but he was clearly a lowlife sigma or beta.
I don't understand.
I have 17 refrigerators in my house.
All filled to the brim with delicious yogurt.
My monthly electrical bill is four figures.
I got it!
I got it!
Oh you got it!
Get him in there on the other side for the friend's coat.
So we good.
I'm so sorry this game has been exploded.
Okay, it's a safe.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
For me.
I'm like she's praying so we can really do this.
Do you like some stale cinnamon toast crunch?
Yes.
I was on court at earlier.
I'm grimacing.
I'm sorry.
The answer to me, they both ignored me.
So I'll have a little cup for you.
What?
I actually wanted some stale cinnamon toast crunch that I've had in this band.
I was on sale trying to figure out where Conan was.
I was trying to be cool.
Oh man.
My stale cinnamon toast crunch has off-brand soda and off-brand and stale so it definitely tastes like shit
But like I'm happy to share with you guys because I feel like this is sleepover mentality
You know what I'm saying?
This off-brand doesn't mean it's called cinnamon squares
Yeah
But like I don't want to call it cinnamon squares. You don't have to call them cinnamon squares
We did it. Let's go.
What's the name?
We have to go back a lot.
That goes back.
Ghosty, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty.
Honey, ghosty, ghosty, ghosty.
Ghosty means we did good.
Ghosty?
Green means we did it!
I never would've been faked you.
Green means we did it!
Yeah, so this... okay, uh, this is gonna be, uh, the camera one.
We just have to get past the cameras, all of us, without getting detected.
We can do it. I believe in you.
Okay, I believe in you.
Let's do this.
Detect this, please.
Help me, Izzy.
Alright, baby.
Let's move it in.
I don't think there's a damn...
Stop.
Stop me.
Could you please...
Careful, there's a window.
Please, there's a window.
Is it possible?
Yeah.
Okay.
So...
Is this way?
What if I want to put my hand on the window?
I'm not going to go near you. You were a dick in the last time.
Total douchebag over there.
You're a fucking weak water woman.
That's what I'm saying, girl.
You guys, I'm going to grab froggy froggy.
On the water?
Don't try to mind us, though.
I'm mind us.
We give you a pressed fogger as we speak.
Almond water?
A fog window.
Do you need almond water?
Here you go, sir.
Almond water?
Here.
There's almond water.
Oh, wait!
It's on the ground.
Wait!
Wait!
No, don't drop it for me.
My pockets are full of almond water.
Oh, OK.
That's OK.
That's OK.
I don't even know why I was saying it.
I'm so sorry.
It's because you want almond water.
There's paste juice here.
If somebody can pick it up, the piss juice...
I have so much juice in me.
I got so much juice in all the water from the flashlight.
There's another piss juice right here.
There's another piss juice right here.
I know there's another one right there.
There's another one right there.
There's almond water and there's piss juice right here.
We're gonna have some cinnamon toast crunch.
There's some piss and there's some almond water on the other side there.
Yeah, this is... this is... this is good of you, but...
I got touch and go. Okay.
I'm gonna do this.
Touch and go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, I'm good.
Go, Steve, Froggy.
Go, Steve, Froggy.
Okay, okay, all right, okay good stuff good stuff guys good stuff. We made it right so
All right, this is bright chains of bottles to
From there's a clear so people would have noticed if they were in dumpsters. We can we can choose a job
We can choose it
Okay, okay.
She's it.
Aw, the dick's back in the window.
Even there's a hot pressed fogger.
He wants to ride his car.
Why are we getting low?
Select the camera, look at the view.
The bottom jeans, boots with the fur, with the bath, the whole club was looking at her.
Yeah, see you at the block
As they say no
There's all my water in here scared
I'm here
Well this this is gonna be fresh mopped
yeah I like it oh we go up this way I'll take a pro bar pro bar you get a pro
bar yeah can we kill oh we have to use the whole bar was to open the bed but we
I can go in now because the door is open.
Yeah, wait, we don't need to stop.
No, it doesn't. Go speed it.
Get them on my way.
We're going to the movies.
Good job, good job.
Oh, we...
Oh!
It's like the Fox Theater up in here.
Oh, shit.
I've never been here before.
How did you get here?
The leather.
They call it a leather room.
I painted a flashlight right here.
Oh, the bug spray, that's important.
Dude, the cinnamon toast crunch is so expired, it's so bad.
It tastes like I'm eating a foot, but not in a hot way, but like in an un-hot way.
I see.
Stop eating it.
Um.
This is a puzzle, by the way.
Oh, no, no, no!
I know!
Ah, bro, down the Alexander Hill to look at us, bro.
We have old man.
At least pay the camel phone.
Old man.
I'm not throwing away my stack!
Old man.
And old man.
Yes.
I wanna run on my man.
Is it oldest to youngest or is it baldest?
This guy is more than fucking ancient so he'd be back.
Baldass bitch baby.
I think we got this.
But we got back.
That's how we opened the door.
This baby is the baby.
This is like a child?
We're about this guy.
Press the button.
You know what?
I'll press all the buttons.
Let's just press all the buttons.
you know what I'll press I'll press all the buttons it's just
press all the buttons they're already pressed what about I want to do them in a
specific sequence what about what about all the buttons oh my god I just want to go
I love, you know I never wanted to hurt you.
What about me?
What about me?
It's a sequence.
What about me?
What about me?
It's the sequence.
I love the game sequence. You gotta get like seven motherfuckers in a row, but my mom always beats my ass, but I don't keep things you're cheating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One is no!
I'm gonna figure this out. This isn't impossible.
Baby, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me, baby mama.
There's probably like a clue.
Maybe.
I'm not as old as the youngest because this guy looks like a spry lad ready for war and this girl looks like a young lassie
and this guy looks like he gave birth to the young lad and this guy looks like he's about to be the young lad then
He looks turbo old, yeah
We're going to try and hold this to get on the guests, we got one more.
Debt to life, you know, backwards cycle.
Wait, let me do it.
Hold on.
But how do you know who's looking?
I like this shape of it.
I like this little hood because it looks like Maui's hood from Moana.
Moana!
Moana!
Yeah!
I love Moana.
And then, what the fuck, baby?
What the fuck, babe?
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
What could I say except you're welcome?
We've probably tried every combination at this point besides the right one.
Okay, that would be another different wabokabo.
Those who have good hair versus those who do not.
What about where all the clock is at?
Do you loop them, Paul?
And then your shoes are looking cool.
And then this guy's got like, hell, hell, between your clock.
There are 27 clocks.
Clock strikes 12.
What if it's just like all men, only one lady?
What if the clock means something?
Gross.
I don't know how to read a clock like this.
I got it before I know what if the clock means something
What is the clock strike 12 then midnight of browns?
What if the clock is telling us what to do? I'm going
Didn't my eyes just blinked the Rooney
Okay, all right, all right, we got this we got this it's not impossible
possible. Soda! Maybe it's clockwise? I don't really know what clockwise means, but I guess
it's being wise about clocks and that you can read one. So I'm like counterclockwise.
The clock is trying to say something. Look, E-Froggy, your ass and those jumbus are
It's not even good for your bestie to look inside a saggy interior, lady.
I like my diaper pants for cozy.
Bro, you got your pants pulled up like a fucking urkel over there.
I don't know how I'll help.
Yeah, but somebody still asked to eat me out.
Somebody still saw me on the street asking me out.
I was dressed in background pants.
You ain't even sagging your pants.
You got that shit like held up to the sky.
That guy, that guy asked me, that guy asked me to eat my ass while I was in my outfit.
As I look at this, it is a seldom pierced.
You got the blue hair seeping into your father's face.
Okay.
You know what this puzzle is?
That help us.
Chat, chat, you know, we really have appreciated all of your help so far.
I think that we should-
It is a blanket!
I hope you want this baby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Different places.
No.
What's on me?
Are you sure?
Okay.
This one.
I gotta go back.
Maybe.
Oh, wait.
Hold on, wait.
Yes.
Did we do a young man?
Wait
Did we do youngest the oldest we did oldest we do youngest the oldest
Brock you so focused smart for that
Did we do youngest the oldest
You fucked it. You've already pushed the raw buttons. You fucked it
Was it youngest the oldest was it youngest the oldest
Was it younger
it was. It was really good.
Let's go baby. Let's go. It's intuitive baby. It's intuitive.
Very human. There's some almond water.
This is a very cozy place.
I like this cozy place.
I think I would tell like this. It would probably smell like mold but it would be beautiful.
I'm losing my mind.
I feel like I'm in a sweet life of Zack and Cody.
No running in the hole!
If you feed them, they will reward you.
Do you prefer AM or swim?
The Prandall!
The Prandall!
The Prandall!
Really ship with London Cape Town.
Does he know if you press Q and E you can pretend like you're your topsy-turvy
It opened that
I'm a pip-tongue.
Beedie-bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee.
I'll go this way.
Whoa. Oh. Oh, no. What happened? Was it, was it the crazies?
I'm gonna pick up some of your stuff, don't worry, I'll get you back.
Oh.
There you go.
Mock Jenny.
Oh, I see.
We're not really infeeted to the elevator.
And then you have to go for a tremendous live stream of a lady and she was working her mochi
mochi booth and I was like fuck man what does mochi even made out of?
I want some.
Watch mojo?
I gotta put look we have to get these jellies and give it to it. I have jelly
How do I get it?
Uh, I think we just put it in.
F?
Yeah.
Did it.
I'm just gonna eat it.
Is it a lot of meat?
I ate it.
Did you ate the mock jelly?
Wait, what?
You ate it?
I don't know what...
I'm trying!
I'm trying to get my butt in the front of the cabinet.
Uh-oh.
We have to find more lock joe so we can get the keys to open this to leave.
So we have to find more bugs.
How do I not eat it? How do I put it in like you guys eat?
Press F.
I'm new to having a weird...
I pressed F!
It's probably F. It's probably F if I'm not click, because Cliff eats it.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm going insane. Oh!
You need all my water?
I have some. It's my last one.
Now I'm in danger.
Do you want another one? I have more here.
Here, here, here.
Thank you!
bring it up
I can do anything
slurp it up
slurp up that slime
oh thank you
I can do anything with this slime in my slurp
okay
slurp the slime
oh I'm seeing things I'm scared
wait are you still fucked up
wait what
no I'm just
I'm just
Oh, you're so cute.
I'm just seeing things because that's the way I like.
You need one.
You need a flash knife.
Where'd Grim Grim go?
I'm just feeling bad.
Oh, shit!
Oh, I mean, I want you to know you're a solid 10 out of 10, but...
So cute.
So what do we do if we can't find it?
What do we do?
What do we do if we don't find it?
I already ate their jelly on accident and now I love to think that people are a little annoyed with me
but I'm trying!
You're saying no!
You're saying no to that!
You're putting that in the comments and we should work out the word for myself.
First.
When I ate the jelly out of you both, you and mouse, had a negative person interaction
and brought me to another one of his fucking jelly, and I'm trying not to be in the pain.
Stop! You're making me funny laugh! Stop it!
You got jelly? Yes, yes, yes.
Let me read for you last, stop it!
You got jelly?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Eat him!
We have jelly!
I'm gonna go to the night house and update.
We'll kind of update.
We will feed him, and we will feed him.
Hey, don't worry about it, I just came home to see you guys.
What are you doing?
I'm so scared!
AHHHHHHH!
I just fell in my bed.
You know, when did you guys come online?
Like, when did your brain boot up and you're like, I'm a person?
I don't know.
I'm feeling like this is what happens when I was in eighth grade and I'm a late bloomer
so I bloomed the fuck out of that shit.
I realized that like I'm a late bloomer.
I'm a bloomin' but like, I still don't have tits
and I'm in my mid-20s and now I really don't know what to do.
It happened then.
Oh no! The smiley face of the bat!
Oh no!
I don't have books break!
We have to hurry!
We have to hurry!
We have to hurry!
If we die, that's good because we can just redo it.
You guys can just sacrifice me.
I literally, I don't have much feeling I'm still a light bloomer.
I want the damn moment when I'm here.
I went through second puberty.
You understand your puberty?
Yeah, I lost my dream.
So you're like, you're like...
Oh my god, you're like, what?
I added it up, I like...
I have, aw, I didn't get to spray that.
I'm going to eat.
OK.
We have moth jelly.
Are you going to eat it?
Please.
Oh wait, I picked it up.
I picked it up.
OK.
We got to pick that, too.
So.
OK.
Oh, hey, look at all these drinks.
Oh, look at these drinks and these food.
And slash lines.
Ghosty.
Go put it in the elevator.
But.
Uh-oh.
ghostie died oh no it's gonna be okay bro wait go stand up jelly
yes wrongie whatever you do do not eat it wrongie whatever you do don't eat it
I'm gonna bring it straight home. I'm gonna bring it straight home press F onto the elevator. I'm gonna deposit it
Okay, I'm not gonna click. I'm just gonna push F
Yes, just push F
You want to do it first? I'm just gonna push F. I need to do it first. I'm gonna be so real with you
I had to hold that
If I had to hold that, the temptation would be too strong.
It's okay, I ain't mind.
Well, good question.
My sanity's halfway.
We did it, bro.
We did it.
Yeah.
Did we only have to do two of them?
Yes.
Guess what?
Oh, thank goodness.
Guess what?
Uh, pick that up?
Oh, we got the key!
You know what? I realized that as long as we stay in the light, our sanity is fine.
It's when we go in the door that it gets fucked up.
Oh, just like Amnesia!
Yes.
That's probably my favorite horror game. Scariest horror game I've ever played.
I couldn't finish it because it was too scary.
Or Outlast. Outlast also released.
Oh my god, you guys did not see the last series of Outlasts!
We did it! We didn't eat it!
Have you played Outlast Online?
The online one is so good.
It went down, didn't it?
Oh yeah, I owned it.
I also got confused by that. Outlast Trails didn't shut down.
Someone was making a fake post because a Roblox game shut down.
Was it fake?
Oh my god!
I fell for the exact same tweet.
I'm 12 and for 20 minutes I thought outlast trials was done.
That was not a rage bro.
We're missing number six out of-
Hello?
If anyone needs some water, there's-
Oh my god!
Oh my god, okay!
Oh my god!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Help!
Okay, okay, okay!
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh, okay!
Okay, no bad. Okay.
This is okay, this is okay.
Well, I mean, I know it was gonna stay calm forever.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, look! You can hide in here.
Oh.
I guess if we don't close the door in time?
Yeah, I think maybe they can break it down possibly, too.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna really quickly just...
Froggy, ghosty?
I think we're good here.
Froggy, ghosty?
Guys?
Oh...
There's a floppy...
Sorry, but I just...
Oh...
There's a floppy...
She flopped it.
Okay, I'm sorry, ghosty.
Uh oh, my sanity.
I'm sorry.
I think we need to get the uh something.
I think it might be 209?
We have to find room 209.
Oh 209.
Possibly, or something completely different, about 100% sure.
292?
There's bugs in here.
Oh, they can eat them off, Chip.
Good 10.
Froggy?
They were alive, by the way, Froggy.
Zero?
These do not make sense.
Yeah, I think we're stirred.
We collect paper actually? Okay.
209?
It doesn't look like it's actually 209.
I think we're collecting paper, but 209 might be the door that we need.
They're all like...
There's a bunch of mailboxes and stuff.
Okay, did it have a paper in it?
No.
Okay.
Wait, you think?
I didn't see.
Oh, then maybe?
Oh my, you could hide under the bed.
Oh, cool.
That's really helpful.
I think these dudes are right.
You're very quick.
Okay.
We got this.
We got this.
I'm gonna try to...
We do.
Did you know?
It's actually good to extremely, extremely intensely gaslight yourself into believing
everything is going well.
True.
like it's healthy if you ever feel like things are going poorly I got both
break
you can eat them off, jelly
oh god
okay, now let's go
oh, i just smart-
um
Well, that fucking happened to me.
Dude, did I fucking come this way?
I can't remember when stuck cave.
Can I break this away?
Overhead.com, I'd be edging right now because I'm getting pee.
I found an O and I found a K, but that's not what you could use to describe my state of mind right now.
Hey, why are they implemented so everything freezes when you take a lean?
When you take a little lean ski?
The monster's gonna grab you, it pauses you up, you can't do nothing.
Blank page.
I have O, I have K, I have blank page.
I have mom's, daddy.
He likes to be doing here with all these doors.
Oh, good reason.
Shit.
It's just Froggy now.
No, no.
Don't say that, Grimmy.
Don't fucking say I'm sorry, Froggy.
Good luck.
Don't fucking talk to me.
You don't fucking speak to me!
You don't fucking speak to me!
I don't want you!
What are you doing?
Are you old dad?
Are you old dad?
Are you old dad?
Are you old dad?
Are you old dad?
I hate you.
I hate you.
Not to be a bitch.
But I hate you right now.
My little booty cheeks.
I'm gonna have lost weight after this stream with how tight I'm clenching right now
You could not get me open. I'm like an anaconda. I'm gripping
Ripping. Oh my god, P
Okay, hold on I
Can't drink my inventory while I'm in here
Can they open the door why do we have to hide in there fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I got drink my juice
Take my little Gatorade.
That's what I call piss.
Okay.
Get my bug spray.
Wait, no, my moth jelly, because if the monster comes, I have to run.
Do I hear him?
Oh, this sucks.
Oh, this shit adds.
Oh, this fuck is so fucking bad.
Oh, not bad.
What am I even supposed to be doing?
What am I even supposed to be doing?
I'm so scared.
I don't want to get infaginated.
He's gonna infaginate me!
He's gonna infaginate me!
He's gonna...
He's gonna infaginate me!
He's gonna infaginate me!
Please!
No!
No!
No!
Please!
Please don't have God this way that I need to go, don't be in the way, don't be in my
way in the vicinity of the range that I need to go please.
I beg of you.
Oh God.
That's me, it's Panto!
Oh my god, what is the way I need to go?
Oh no, that was for me.
Well, where do I go?
Away.
Is this a loop?
No.
A loop, they loop.
It's a different way.
It's a different way.
It's a different way.
this one's different this looks kind of different
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
It's coming.
Aww I feel it.
I feel it coming.
I feel something.
I feel something. I feel a comment. I feel a comment. I feel a comment.
Oh my god, I was just scrolling. What? Wait. What? What? What? What? I think she's supposed to put the corresponding papers. What? What? What? What?
Maybe?
Put the papers in there?
What? What if I- What?
What? Okay.
Okay, okay.
What? What?
What?
What?
What? What is that?
I can't even see all my special shit that I picked up.
I don't even know what that is! What?
He's so wet, he's so wet, he's so wet, he's so wet, he was ready for me, he's so wet!
He was going to Vaginate me!
The interior crocodile vaginator.
I'm a Chevrolet movie theater.
Okay, if I could see a little piece of paper,
I picked up that would be really useful that would be so useful that would be so handy I
Sure wish I could see those
Maybe the little numbers or the letters were a part of the puzzle
That I need part of the puzzle the parts of the puzzle that I need for the puzzle that I needed
What is this?
We got a little number code?
Is it numbers?
We got a number code?
Yeah, we don't know.
Can I just go back to where I was?
Can you take me back?
I don't want to clear this level by myself.
Wait!
Is this the puzzle?
Wait, is this the puzzle?
Yes!
Wait, is this the puzzle?
Yes!
wait is this the puzzle? wait did you do this? is this the puzzle? 2 to 1 wait is this the
He's gonna punch me! He's gonna punch me! He's gonna put me inside his pussy and he's gonna punch me in his face!
He's fucking coming! He's coming with his big fucking pussylamps! He's coming! He's fucking coming with his fucking pussy!
He's still coming.
He's still coming.
He's not?
Now I'm in a dead end.
Now I'm in a big old dead fucking end.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
I was about to say what I was about to say!
I was about to find out.
And there's going to be an answer!
It's supposed to be an answer in the doors with the numbers and the letters!
And is there an answer? Is there something coherent here?
Am I supposed to solve a puzzle while feeling what a deer feels when it sees headlights for the first and last time?
Am I supposed to be thinking right now?
Am I supposed to be allowed to think?
Do we have a single safe room where I keep my little rabbit heart?
Can't stop beating? I feel like a tiny little hamster right now!
I feel like a tiny hamster! Help!
Oh my god! I think I'm gonna get a badger than you! He's gonna imagine me!
Listen, these are also dead ends! I went up this way! There's a dead end! There's nothing in there!
There's a dead end with nothing in there.
This is dead end with nothing in there?
There's nothing in here!
Oh wait, I don't think I've been here.
Oh that's me.
Oh ho ho.
Is this important?
Well you got so much stuff.
Let me take all this juice.
Why does it...
Why?
What?
What is it?
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just a girl.
I'm just a girl.
I don't know I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I don't know how I'm supposed to solve this puzzle. I
Don't know
Eat that bug gel
Should I eat it yeah, is this a new unexplored uncharted area?
Is there stuff in here? Oh my god. Wait. I'm progressing. I think I'm in water. Oh, I'm too full up
I'm too fast because I'm full of crowbars.
I can't pick nothing up.
I got crowbars up my asshole.
There's no more room.
If you got a crowbar up your ass, I feel like you would need the jaws of life to get that
shit out.
I feel like when people can't...
Uh...
What that bitch is so what?
I'll put around a wet leg.
That bitch is so what?
No! You're fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me!
I will eat my ass.
I will eat my ass.
Wait, I think I have to go that way.
Wait, I don't know if I have to go that way.
Wait, I don't know what way to go.
Am I back at the puzzle door?
Oh.
Oh.
Just guess, bro.
Before that shit.
Mmm.
My bro, my bro.
Guys, I think I'm gonna...
You're happy that pushy ass, my cute pushy ass!
You should be the commamters.
Oh...
Oh, she did it!
So come on, Finan-
You did it!
You did it!
You did it!
I did it!
Yo!
A thermometer!
I'm the ex-s-hermometer!
I'm the ex-shermometer!
I'm the ex-shermometer!
I'm the ex-shermometer!
Was this a survivor?
Yeah, it was not freedom reading, Frog!
You did such a good job!
I believed in you, Don't have an A to A degree!
I did it!
I think I did it!
I believe in those filthy ass bitch!
You sounded like you were in the back rooms though.
Yeah.
I'm still there.
I'm still in the back rooms and I want out.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
What?
Does anyone have bug spray?
Oh shit I don't.
I don't have bug spray.
Spray those things.
I have it.
You're not.
I'm actually most done.
oh shit I dont have bug spray
spray those things
I have it
it would have gel it now
the music is making my anxiety so speak
can you guys hear music?
it's espagno
i hear really really fast chase music right now
I think we have to like
You got spot of violence?
Mm-mm.
Spot of flight on Mars.
Wait, I just realized I'm chest high enough.
It's done at 188 degrees over here.
Guys, this is pretty good.
Oh.
I'm down.
Everyone on the kitty is dead.
Uh, are we allowed?
Can we go over there?
I think we have to turn off the lights first.
We have to turn off?
I found the exit.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I think that if she wins...
I'm afraid of it, but that's what's happening.
We need to stop it from being hot to kill the bugs, because the bugs like are.
Okay, okay.
Oh, you're so smart.
Okay, we gotta stop it from being hot. Okay.
We gotta find someone like a nice and cool ice pack.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Um, maybe I should close the door.
I'm gonna run.
I'll share, I'll take my name, I forgot.
You wait by the door.
There's another one.
Well, ours were you.
I don't remember what it was. It was really hot.
Happy Fartin' anniversary, thank you!
It's Kalyat-A.
Kalyat-A.
Kalyat-A.
Kalyat-A.
What happened?
What happened?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
What? What happened?
Um...
Oh, why?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
It needs to be cooler.
It's all room temperature.
In Puerto Rico, yes, room temperature.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, what's going on there's a bug there's a bug I don't have bug spray
There's a fucking bug! No, I don't know if bug spray is a really big thing! It's really big!
Oh! Oh!
Wait, why does this now stay on? Do you have to run and do them at the same time or run and do them fast?
I don't.
I see what happened to Groovy.
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
God damn it!
Man!
I don't got that holly jolly anymore but holly jolly is gone.
What the fuck?
Go go in there!
You're kidding me, you're kidding me, you're fucking kidding me, you're joking, you're
fucking joking me, you're joking me dude, you're fucking taken by a fucking crank and
jerking it, you're straight jerking me off right now, what the fuck?
What happens if I turn that valve?
It smells like bug spray, I wonder why I would need this much of it though.
What?!
What?!
You took- Oh!
Oh! Hey! Hey! Come here!
Well...
Hey, I think we tried a lot!
I know!
That's so fucking stupid!
You're good! You're great!
You're not some really good ass!
I was sitting down over there.
Whoa, dickhead.
Little cuckoo.
Got a holly jolly that shit.
Let's sit on our side.
We need to fucking slow that shit
straight through our balls.
Let's do this.
I don't think any of us have balls here.
I think we've got to get rid of the attorney.
I haven't heard of it, Glavia.
Oh, that's nice, Froggy.
I'm really glad I have that information about you.
Anyway, we gotta remember that from moving forward.
But I have pretty patriotic hands, you know what I'm saying?
That's nice, Froggy.
But instead of the patriotic, we gotta, we gotta,
we gotta work on some womanly justice here, okay?
Yeah.
Put your hands in and we say one, two, three,
hashtag woman.
One, two, three, hashtag woman.
Woman, woman, hashtag woman.
Woman.
WOMEN FALL ME! WOMEN FALL ME!
Okay, good, good job guys, we got this, this is time for real for real.
I hope my dad...
Bobby, I don't know what I'm doing.
Hold on, dear.
I hope I help.
I'm gonna bug onto my phone.
I'm the boss at all.
People still send me like the words, uh...
Cup...
Big...
Bulbasmo.
That you set up my street once like a year ago.
What? What?
I don't think you even remember saying this, but it was...
What did I say?
What did I say?
You suck them up in streamboards.
Cup big ball the small.
Cup big ball the small.
Cup big ball the small.
Anybody got bug spray?
Cup big ball the small.
Who got bug spray in there?
Bug spray there's some.
There's some guys over there.
I don't got bug spray.
Oh
No, I'm so sorry
Uh-oh input game there and I love now
Okay, I heard chubby. Is that butter? No, that's my gamma.
What about now?
Okay, this...
Dear god! Help! Help!
Oh my...
What?
None of these ain't James Trample.
Is this really a screaming?
Can we have- yes.
Okay.
You're a little louder.
Is this better?
Dude, that's wonderful.
That's perfect.
Okay.
Keep performance.
Froggy, am I killing- okay, I can be killing Froggy, but, um, I figured it out.
Oh, it's okay.
Don't worry, Bill.
We got you.
It's better now.
Okay, I can be killing Froggy, but uh, don't worry Phil, we got you!
It's better now.
Provertical Kidman style, Avenge, U-Base, Blumers, Unite, Hashtag Slay.
Okay, I reassured her that we would go get them.
I think we have to kill the moths.
We can do this.
No, I
Wait, no, no, how do we get out of here? Oh, no, we went backward. I don't think we went back because it said we beat the level
Yeah, it's-
No, we got the thesis level 5.
This is exactly where we were.
Hmm.
Froggy, do you remember the code?
Uh...
No...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Um, um, this froggy, uh, that was the code last time, um, I think, uh, if I keep spinning
it.
Did it work?
There are three puzzles in the code.
I'm gonna look them up.
We beat this.
We're entitled to that.
Did it work?
If it didn't work, then it wasn't the code last time.
Yeah!
5, 7, 5, 6, 4, try 1, 7, 5, 6, 4.
Oh!
It's open!
It's open!
It's open!
No fucking way!
Ah!
No fucking way!
No fucking way!
No fucking way!
Hello?
10 out of 10!
That's a good thing I was going for!
10 out of 10!
10 out of 10!
You got me!
You got me!
You got me!
You got me!
You got me!
You got me!
Hello?
Oh, something happened.
Oh my god.
I think we won.
Oh my god.
Holy okay, oh my god, okay.
Okay, alright, we can do this.
We just need to find the moths and lead them through this, I think.
Is what we're supposed to do.
I don't have any moths sprig for me.
There's moths right here.
And they moths them out on a Friday night.
If you're a person with a different foul,
Which is easy you spelled met which means monster
They like the cocaine
In that other room if I remember correctly
Yes, I need you to okay
What when you get them off? Yeah?
Yeah, I'll say down down down down down. That'll be our code. Okay, that's a good code word
All right
Oh, I didn't kill it it just left
What is the purpose here?
I think we have to turn on the temperature.
Ok.
But I don't know how.
Ok we find an exit.
Ok.
My man comes from not just personality, but attributes and skills, skills that gives
You've been married to kill inside of kill kill.
I can't believe that you've been married to kill.
I'm not a cheater.
Smith never said, never kind of will.
But the really keeps the mods from keeping mods and straightening you.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
Now he's bigger than me, taller than me, and he's older than me,
Tall as a bee and his awesome little fish
Without a good meat, what do you eat?
Wrong way
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What do we do?
Why is it like this?
Why are we, why are we supposed to do it here?
Ehhhh
Fuck!
What are we supposed to fight here?
It has to be a solution to this problem.
I have more fish than I have right now, and unfortunately I played a video game instead
of tending to my fishes.
Most of what I've learned in life is sometimes you get to finish another time to be...
Hey!
We're gonna get this way!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This one is smoking!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
game
pipe follow pipe
let all the pipe
out door right
wait, wait
did this need pass the ball?
Well, I mean, it seems like this is the exit.
I don't have anything that they'd be jelly of me from.
I got some expired cinnamon toast.
What does it look like jelly of me from?
I can't find the area where the rank on the thing is.
I'm still alive?
This way?
Nope.
This way?
I'm fucking from these the dirt or a pizza to hazard are we twinning right now?
Oh my god, and I was waiting for pizza. I want to have a pizza right now.
What kind of pizza do you like? I want pepperoni with extra cheese.
He used to say I love extra cheese.
Oh my god, I love mushrooms and banana peppers.
Spinach is so good too.
You don't like mushrooms?
I like mushrooms.
Do you like banana peppers?
I like banana peps.
I'm sorry.
I'm like the pizza that I go to the most.
You're lost?
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
But I believe in the power of friendship and the power of bugs.
I believe bugs hold a hidden power in the universe.
They dictate everything that's going on.
Yeah, if it wasn't for bugs...
My favorite bug is Prime Ventus.
I love Prime Ventus, especially because it's like a two-tanda.
I fucking love that the chop off there what?
Guys, is that the right way?
Help.
Uh.
Uh.
Okay, how is this way?
Boy.
Boy
Uh oh, oh man, I...
I'm gonna die because I have an fucking shit for my brain.
I
Really
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro, this was hard, what the fuck?
Um, nice.
Hey, this one's really hard.
This one sucks!
Wait, where are we? We're only gonna different spots.
What the fuck?
This is different.
To be a checkpoint!
I think we might have-
We got a checkpoint, baby!
We got a checkpoint!
Yeah, yeah, we have to go through it baby.
Molly.
He goes, I'm going to see you here.
Oh, wow!
Hey this is very hard.
Hey this is really hard guys.
Oh man.
Hey this is hard.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey bros this is really hard bros.
God damn it.
Okay, it's bold.
Okay, it's domain's bold.
Domain's bold.
Wait.
You know death mods reside.
Point of flashlight at them.
Oh...
You did great for Rocky.
It's like Medicare Solid.
It's just like Metal Gear Solid, your favorite pookie.
It's not as evil as Metal Gear Solid.
You remembered it was our favorite pookie.
Oh
Flashlight because they're mods is this real
Holy shit, oh my god, baby. Oh my god. Oh shit. We just gotta get ghosty
I think one of them should stay there
Okay, uh, I'm gonna stay here in case you guys die, okay?
Wow!
Wow, they added a lot!
They added a lot.
How many levels have we done already?
Cause they added a fucking shit ton.
They added a lot of shit.
I'm fucking shit, I...
They added a lot of shit.
Uh, and like, if I look on the- if I look on the steam page...
This says...
30 plus eerie back room's levels.
30 plus!
There's 30 plus levels!
Which means it's not 30!
It's more than 30.
Then it has 38,000, 36,000 very positive reviews.
I can't hear your fucking back room's name.
There I say it, the greatest back room team.
All teams.
I remember I tried to play, I tried to play with Beachy Von and they played during the day, so I had to play it.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Oh yeah, community level.
Ghosty, how long are you gonna be here?
Hey, Ghosty!
Ghosty might lose sanity in past.
Ghosty!
Pass away.
Ghosty, I beg of you, Ghosty.
Do you think this is the last level?
Do you think this is the last level and then we'll have escape?
She doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
you. Oh no. Ghostie, I'm going insane and I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die, Ghostie. I'm
gonna die. You're all gonna die. Ghostie, please, Ghostie. Ghostie, you have to come
You have to come back! You have to come back!
I always loved you. I always loved you. We could have been fat chuds together.
I'm going to miss you when you're gone.
How close am I to die?
Ghostie, I'm going to die, ghostie!
I'm going to die!
I'm surprised ghost is still alive.
Please.
Please.
Ghostie please.
Ghostie please.
Ghostie.
Ghostie.
It's happening.
Oh no.
Uh.
I guess we all have to go back to the hotel.
Oh no.
Uh...
I guess we all managed to get the exact same time and died.
I guess all of our entities are the same.
Yeah, we, yeah, yeah.
So we can't progress until Ghosty comes back.
But now we know what we're doing.
Yeah, we know the exact route.
Maybe if one of us gets almond water there might be one around here somewhere.
Maybe?
Maybe.
Stay in the light so you don't lose your sanity first.
That's for it too.
That's right.
If we stare into the light then we'll outlive her.
Look into the light.
I'm gonna go piss okay whoa I'm gonna message go see where she's at with that
pizza cuz it's been a little bit okay you go piss girl you go piss I kind of
want to piss I'm gonna I'm gonna also piss really quickly I will be right back
I will be right back. Thank you. Okay
All right, go see you soon. See you soon. See you soon.
Am I the only one not paying?
I
I
ate half a pizza to myself
Oh yeah.
In like 32 seconds.
He went to the bathroom.
I ate so much pizza.
I feel sick with the way I ordered a banana pepper
and mushroom pizza.
And I ate four out of eight slices.
Delicious.
And then I sat on my couch and I was like, oh shit,
I'm in a collab right now.
I've got to get up.
Man, I wish I could eat four slices.
Don't worry, I can eat enough for both of us, babe, don't worry.
Regardless, the pizza will get eaten if I'm involved.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Where's everybody else?
They went to pee.
Oh, another Batman's, do you?
Like, Megan Trainor and her spy kid's husband, they have a toilet that's like right next to
I had a toilet so we can hold hands while we're here to see this thing.
Yeah, what do you get a double toilet on this dog?
Oh my god, ghost feet back!
Oh my god, sorry, I was eating an entire half a pizza.
I was so hungry and then I went on my couch to eat it
and my puppies were sniffing me and I was laughing and kicking my feet and eating half a pizza
and then I came back because I was like, shit, I'm gonna collapse right now.
Let's go! Let's get the F**K out of here!
Wait Grimmys, you'll be princess Grimmys right there!
Go with Grimmgram!
Grimmys are you gonna do?
She's got this Chinese outfit going on, she's put out a very Chinese time in her life.
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom,
Mom.
I'm opening up sweet good game.
No.
I'm opening up sweet good game.
Sweet good game.
Have you ever thought of the merge game on your application?
What is a merge game on your apple phone?
It's not very much fun, but eventually you'll spend money and then you'll feel like shit after you do stuff.
Well I don't want to have it at home.
You play a lot of those. Did you play merge cooking?
Yeah, I played one of those ones with merge games.
How much money did you spend on it so I can feel less bad about myself?
zero
But I did spend money on cookie run kingdom
Did the cookie run at least you got something to show for it and merge merge fucking land
I just want to tell myself literally like
Cookies run good.
Cookies run good.
Cookies run good.
Is that it? Cookies run?
You should be cooking them.
I have my own guild on hollyberry server.
Come over to my guild.
I'm already in a guild.
I would, but I'm already in a guild.
I'm so always.
But yes, I too am on Polly Berry server.
What happened?
What happening?
Uh oh.
There's been a while!
So basically, um, I got disconnected, but Cookie Run Kingdom, do you have your own, do
you have your own guild on Cookie Run Kingdom?
It's very important that you answer me because I'm in a guild already.
Yeah, I'm in a guild already.
I don't have a guild.
Holly berry server cookie run kingdom
You're on a holly berry. Well fuck wait did you make your guilt? No somebody
Oh, I mean it is that somebody else important to you
How important on a scale of one to ten it's probably hard
Okay, I know my game.
Okay, never fuckin' mind.
Enjoy fuckin' Haruka's game.
I'm just trying to be my best me with cooking run-cam.
Anyways, frog game.
Anyways, anyways, I got her in the crowd.
I'm doing the best again!
Okay, but how did the other...
I'll join if she ever kicks me out.
Okay, if Haruka...
Hold on, hold on.
I think I'm in a server with Haruka.
figure let me figure out how to slander this character no no my guilt is not
consistent you belong here anyway no no but my guilt is not consistent you belong
here let me figure out something I don't know hark personally but I'll get to know
hark I'm gonna I'm gonna slander my way like a slippery snake and do this okay
it's all about cookie run it's about nothing else what it's about nothing else
Okay, I have nothing. I have nothing I need this I need this
I'm trying to download it right now
Being funny golf on Monday 9 a.m. There's ariel bottom
Pluto me
Haruka and heavenly hasn't been spoken for an over a year. Okay. I'm gonna message this group chat
Okay, hey, I know it's been over a year.
Harka, I have to talk to you about Cookie Run Kingdom.
And yes, I know it might message all of you, but this is no Riz super important.
Mouse said something on stream today about you that I just I I can't ignore it.
Oh my god.
It's super important that you listen to this slander.
I'm gonna frame it like I'm gonna frame it like I'm gonna frame it like you're slandering
her but I'm I'm I'm actually the one slandering okay I'm just I'm being honest I can't lie
So I got a frame it in a way that doesn't make me a liar. Anyways, I'm not a good liar
Because I need to enforce my fucking cookie run, okay?
Oh my god!
You know the funniest part is I've been an active for over two weeks, so somebody else has my guild, so I don't even know if this will work out
Oh my god!
I'm gonna give it to you if you have the guild!
I'm gonna roll the dice!
In any ways, slander!
Slander!
You always active every single fucking day.
HURT THE PROBLEM!
I'm not gonna care, Boo.
That's not about me though!
I'm trying to explain the situation!
Why don't you join Haruka's guild?
I wasn't invited, so this is the problem, you know?
Maybe you can get yourself invited.
Do you think I should?
Could I use you to get invited?
Okay, I need a different slander approach.
Okay, let's see how do I do this.
Okay, okay, okay, I need go a different person sounds better than my get Michael fucking
Stux just okay Haruka, please. Let me in your cookie run gild
Yeah, I did ask easy have no way other two
God contact you your cookie run
Please let me in your cookie run
I can't spell. I'm just gonna cookie run you I was I was gonna slander so many
people but they convinced me live on stream to change my mind and beg like a
degenerate. Oh my god. In front of at least a few thousand people. Currently
And I know you don't know who I am. I am embarrassing myself
But what you can just say hard can I join your cooking?
Look it for me comma
Listen, I'm a writer looking for me comma. I have no bone in my body that feels embarrassment
This is my superpower. As for your guilt, I won't lie. My inconsistency will be shown.
But I cannot lie.
What are you doing?
I wish to join your Cookie Run Kingdom.
Oh, thank you.
My name is Sugar Plum Stage on Cookie Run.
Not because I am sweet.
We got there.
But because I like the way it sounds.
Anyways, sorry to ping a group message from August of last year,
but I deadass don't have any other way to contact you.
OK, hashtag, wait, kisses, love, and hashtag slay.
OK, I just pinged that group chat from over a year ago,
hoping it goes well for me.
I fully expect myself to be booted out, but you know, I try my best in every hour of every day. You got to do your best
Kisses love and hashtag slay and here I'm gonna send you guys the screenshot proof
Can you add me to that group chat so I can get you out of it? Yeah?
Group I can't add you just just
Froggy
I added you
You can kick me out now. Okay, you can kick me out
Whatever whatever works for everybody else, okay?
I'm just I'm just trying to be my best self
Trying to put my best foot forward and advocate for myself. I have my own cookie run kingdom
But I gotta be honest. I'm prepared to abandon it all. I'm sure somebody else
What?
I'll add you!
Oh my god, I can actually see.
This is what an honest gives you guys.
This is what an honest gives you.
Honest gives you a place to stand.
You see, I told you if you were to ask, you just add you.
Sorry, I'm like in a club.
Oh my god, me too, girlfriend.
This is love and hashtag place.
And then you and your friend request.
He, he, he, it's okay.
Michael Jackson.
He, he, he, it, it, it, it.
Love, hashtag.
Thriller, life, hashtag, we can get as fast as this damn game so we can beat this damn game!
Yes, you can play if you want to get back!
What would you say if I told you that there's 30 levels?
Are you serious?
What if I told you I was joking?
I- No, stop! I'm fine!
Don't do that!
What if I told you I wasn't joking?
No, it's not real!
It's like 30 plus.
It's like 30 plus.
It's like 2.
Yeah, it's like 2.
It's like 2, dude.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's like 2 more.
Yeah, it's like 2.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah, like 2 more.
Uh oh.
Oh my god.
Wait, I think I made it an open game.
So, I'm gonna go with 2.
I'm gonna go with 2.
I'm gonna go with 2.
I think I made it at Open Games so people are joining today.
Oh no.
Just be slow.
It's OK.
No one's got a slow run in time.
No one got in a slow run in time.
I'm going to be honest.
You're probably better off without me,
but I'm happy to be here.
What?
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
No we aren't.
What the flip?
No, like when it comes to back room stuff.
What are you talking about?
Well, I don't even know anymore.
I'm just, I want to be in cookie run right now.
Oh god, Cookie Run opened and it's very loud!
Oh wait, sorry!
Okay, I got on Push to Talk.
Hello!
Welcome to Push to Talk, I'm gonna invite Malice.
Harika's not accepting friend requests right now, I'm gonna send this to her. This is...
I tried I've returned I'm ready my god god it is so so do you don't know what you think
I never mind never mind
Ready up go see ready up
Ready up go see
You're ready to go you're ready for this
Yeah!
I was here!
I tagged out because it would have been a first for her, but she said me for her question.
The pickney status totally worked because I got picked.
That's okay. Listen.
So anybody who plays with Nilesia can pick me and just play.
Just play now.
Just saying.
yeah oh I got a new my son yeah all right yeah we're in here check point oh my god oh my god
this way this way this way this way now you're good now we're gonna want to pop a little mean
squat here. Yeah pop your pussy. If you don't squat you're gonna die real bad.
Pop your pussy. Yeah pop your pussy.
Pop my pussy in a chubby cheese.
Step up every day. Pop that pussy everywhere.
I like those stairs that don't go nowhere.
Yeah.
Cheese on cheese with your big cheese friends
Oh God
Oh God
I think we went this way
You didn't drink?
I think we went this way
Oh, but my friends are coming man
Did you get lost?
Yeah
Omelette do for much
I think this is it
I got it Froggy
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
Yeah, now I'm just fucking depressed all the time.
Who are you?
This is going on for a long time.
Three to six, I'm going to have a good day if it's one to three, you know.
This is going on for a long time.
Oh, flashlight.
Finally.
Oh, flashlight.
Oh, John Silver's day.
It's 72 degrees.
Don't worry.
72 degrees.
A nice cool seven of golden rays.
What was that?
A cage.
That was so fucked up!
That was so fucked up!
What the fuck, man?
I haven't asked for that.
There was nothing fun about that.
It had sunk!
That was so scary!
What the hell?
There's something chasing us.
Oh my god.
Please.
Are we in?
Come on!
Keep running!
Uh...
OOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We're at the birthday party!
I died!
Oh my god!
It's like a school party!
We made it!
We made it to the fun birthday party!
This is so fun!
Alright.
Oh, I see, when the music stops.
Bell and Dancin' then like de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
They sure did.
Be careful when the music stops!
They sure did.
Be careful when the music stops.
Oh.
I remember this one.
These guys are in here.
Ohhh.
Ohhh.
This one's good. You're gonna like it Froggy. You're gonna like it. It has a kid.
Ohhh.
It has balloons?
My tummy hurts.
I think you can also-
Okay, she didn't like it. Okay.
Hurry, Froggy.
We just can't be out in the open while the music is over.
Yeah.
It's time.
We have a thing that we can try in time.
There are many things...
AHHHHH!
It was one hiding, fuck!
Yeah, you all did, it's okay, okay.
Okay, no worries, no worries.
I got your almond milk.
Okay, alright, we're fine.
We alright, we alright.
I don't want to move until it goes off again, though.
I think we can do that with the balloons too, but I don't want to pop out and...
The Santa Claus is so terrible.
It feels like a wacky inflatable...
...bomb, Bella.
You like this stage, but that music is...
I love this...
Oh, she popped a balloon.
Okay, it's not possible to automatically kill you.
Yeah? Okay.
Oh, no.
You did great.
Now you're gonna do great.
Gary.
Oh, man.
How come these balloons are-
You did great! You did great!
You did great! You did great!
Gary!
Gary!
Oh, man.
Okay, oh man, okay.
I
Scared
My bar home
I'm scared. You don't gotta be afraid. You did great. You did great. Oh
What is the music stop?
It seemed weird and threatening but truly you have a scar on the end of the day.
Stop!
Why don't you do some nice breathing exercises?
How about a little bit?
Can you hold it?
Yeah, I know you can do that three times.
You feel a lot better.
Okay.
Okay, uh, do not be out at all.
This is still hot.
Do not get out at all.
I'm on!
This one's kinda hard. This one's kinda hard. Okay.
It's okay.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
We all died.
I'm alive!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You got this, you got this, you got this.
Oh no!
What?
Okay, you got this, you got this, you got this.
What? Why?
Brrr.
Make it look hot.
When does the music stop?
I don't know, I'm so worried.
Is that something?
Okay, don't ever even a while!
It goes for a minute!
It goes quite a while!
It's okay.
I'll be okay.
Awwww.
I'm scared.
Can you guys get in here?
Yeah?
Okay.
You're okay.
Rocky, can you not get in?
It's okay.
No.
Look, I feel like you're fine if you're like even in the corner.
I think I'm okay. I think they don't come.
After this next one? He's not gonna come.
Maybe.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, shut it down!
Shut it down! Oh my god!
I feel like you feel like you're physically here, like in the back rooms, like this.
It's been a long time for you, it's okay, it's okay, you're doing really good.
This is really scary.
You're doing good, you're doing good.
This is a long one with the music.
Is it gonna stop?
I'm gonna go out.
No, no. I feel like it'll stop the second you go over there.
Go first.
No, no! Don't do it!
It's okay, it's okay.
Maybe it just stays on now.
Maybe it just stays on. It's really going.
Wait, the music cuts out when they see our hero.
Oh, I'm going crazy.
Do not have almond water.
I do not have almond water.
Ok, uhhhh...
I can fly. I can...
That's four Ys per game.
I guess they can see you?
God damn it.
I guess it's not the way.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my cell phone, my cell phone, my cell phone.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna live forever.
Just gonna live forever.
Wee
I'm scared
I'm scared
Now I need your ass
I was so proud of you, I was so proud of you.
This was so hard, where do you go?
It was so hard.
You showed them your whole frog that was a lie.
They said that there was fun in here.
This is a lie.
They said there was fun here, this is not fun.
There's no fun.
It's torture.
ahead
oh dude you got to be kidding me what the fuck
They're all just fucking jerking it right there, dude. What do we do?
They're like staring at the bodies of these jerks.
HOOSH!
AHH!
Okay, this is impossible.
No, you can't be impossible. That's impossible.
This level of violence sucks! This fucking sucks!
Whoever made this game, I hate you. You better hope and pray I never find out your home address. You hear me?
Wait, can they hear us talking?
No, they just be staring at you baby. I don't know what to do past that. I'm gonna go
They got like, the thing is, they got like those really hot 70's jeans too.
They got bell bottoms, yeah.
Yeah, they got bell bottoms.
But they low key look like they got jaundice.
Yeah, they bury jaundice.
I think it's like the suit lately wear, like the default.
Oh!
Why would I drink that?
Maybe he had a lawyer like that.
Oh, I think we could paint.
I'ma try to lure him.
How the fuck would I drink that?
Oh, I just can't do this.
Did somebody die?
I don't know, dude. I...
What is this?
Fuck!
Uh...
She can do it.
Oh, the music stopped, fuck.
That's so fucked up.
What the fuck?
What's going on?
Okay, this is hard.
This is near impossible.
No, I know.
I think the puzzle is that we have to stay out of their way.
The puzzle is that we have to stay out of their sights about, um, which is impossible, but we can do this.
I'm only fracky with the go-getter amongst, by the way.
Okay.
That's good.
I'm so confused. So, look.
I'm guessing when the music is playing, we need to stop moving.
Yeah, I think like when the music goes out, we have to completely pause, but also, if we're in their line of sight, they kill us.
It's difficult.
I think I understand how it's going.
So once I don't talk or walk normally,
and I think if we go on their line of sight, they kill us,
but if we go to one that's turned around and we're near their back,
they don't kill us, I think.
Maybe.
Possibly. Or not. I'm not 100% done it yet.
I'm a tribal froggy's AFK.
I'm gonna try it.
Me too.
I'll stay with her.
Uh-oh.
What does that even mean?
I cracked a coal one.
You cracked a coal one?
I cracked a coal one.
We all died.
I'm ready to die.
Me too.
This level sucks.
Love the party, the party carpet.
I do like the party carpet, but everything else about this level can eat my ass.
It reminds me of my childhood.
When you see this carpet, you know shit's about to go down.
You know fun's about to go.
Hey, what's up?
I'm sick of being here for the rain out in a grey snow mountain, thank you.
What?
Attention freaks, it's me.
I don't even know what to do with it.
How did you die there?
My family.
What?
What?
My family?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Froggy was... they saw her through a wall.
They were hacking.
I don't even...
I don't even, I don't even, I can't even.
There has to be a track that we can do it.
Game design better.
You're s***ing annoying!
Move!
Oh no.
Oh, okay, okay, alright, alright.
To shreds.
Oh god, to shreds, to shreds!
What the f***?
Wait, why are they going back?
They're all really glitched right now.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're all really glitched right now.
Oh.
They're super ch- I don't know how they're-
The froggy know they're probably gonna-
...exide.
Imma just try to figure out...
if there's anything ahead and how we get to the exit.
This one's really buggy.
Froggy was obliterated, yes, to shreds, to shreds and ghosties.
To shreds, to shreds.
To shreds.
Oh, no.
What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do, bro? What did I do?
I'll sit a better man.
I'm gonna try running.
Wait, wait, wait, let me get, let me try to do something in the group chat.
Yeah!
I'm the play response of the group chat and he says he wants to revive the center of the cat and cat and I'm killing him.
Oh my phone, I'm listening to- oh thank god my house is still alive, okay.
I'm still alive.
There is something in the game that's getting us to the next level.
What the fuck are they saying?
What do they think?
I'm scared.
I'll be scared if I'm not okay.
You are the leader of the party party.
Make the party members find their time.
We have to get out of here right now.
There is only one way to get out of here.
What? What just happened? What the fuck was that?
Um...
Who?
Us. Us.
Okay, I got an idea. I got an idea.
If we can get back to that flight.
Oh, death juice.
KILL MYSELF!
It causes you a lot of pain.
Why would we drink that?
What does it do?
Did you see what I put in the milk?
Fuck happens.
What happens to Fatty?
Yeah, the juice.
I've been linked with the group.
Well, bottoms up.
Bye
This is just like the group chat
I said listen, I'm trying to make new friends. Don't you know what that for me?
I got a liquid courage tonight. If you know, you know kisses love and hashtag slay
You know, you know, and you left the group chat and then all of my collabs
It's just died so like low-key low-key thinking this is not going well for me
Take a sip when my sipping there's nothing here
Man, this is just like the swordy all over again. What am I?
Good
Oh, it's freaking like Mountain Dew Co. Red, bro.
Oh, okay.
So, I'm going to try and just run.
Okay, I see the map.
I see the map.
This is longer than I thought it would be.
Okay.
I'm going to try and run.
I'm just gonna go.
Oh yeah, like, they bait them with the balloons?
Yeah.
Froggy, you wanna get under a table?
Froggy, Froggy, get under a table first.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Why did that trigger them?
They don't like the sound, but the thing is one always kills us when we're here.
Because there's one in a weird area that's watching us.
you guys so now hopefully they stop
now they're going to take you out of the way
they're still going
okay there we go now they're still going to take you out of the way
are they? are they angry?
I don't know. I don't fucking know. I don't know. I don't care anymore.
We have a case.
We can have you for the next time this time.
We are turning out to be kind-hearted for you.
There is one thing I want to tell you.
Oh my god.
Get out of here!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
What?
What?
Froggy are you still alive?
Oh Froggy died.
Did the music stop for you?
Yeah, I think Froggy was trying to run through and that's what caused it.
Imma pop these balloons to see if it comes back, and if it doesn't, then...
Imma go crazy.
They got you sneaking, okay.
Wait, the music's just gone now.
I think it's back here based on it.
I think that the music's also just glitched out.
Oh no.
I think if we duck in that corner and go down that hole, it won't sense.
I'm going for it.
Did I fucking move? What the fuck?
It's the party that I'm going to find tonight.
You're the thing I'm going to find tonight.
We can tell you how much fun it is to be on a plane like this.
Oh, I hate it.
There is a way.
God, that's tough.
That is fucking tough, bro.
What did I say?
In my mind, I'm not being around whenever.
It's a part of my life.
In my mind, I'm not being around whenever.
Okay, I think we're good now.
Um, I think we just walk through here and you guys are back.
Let's go baby!
Woo!
Yay!
Woohoo!
Woo!
Cool.
Oh.
Blue.
I'm sorry we didn't all get a song.
Oh.
Hello?
Hi?
I came out the green.
Guys?
Guys?
I came out green!
I came out of the green.
Anybody near green?
I bet she.
I don't like that.
I'm not going there.
Oh my god, I have a snow chlorine.
Hi.
Hi!
Oh, good thing!
Oh my god!
I went through green!
Yo!
I went through yellow.
You went through blue?
Now we need one more person. We need to find them.
We just need ghosty.
Ghosty?
Ghosty?
go see that's where I came from this way oh you don't want to go this way look
down they sploded you wait what how did you die here seven how did she get
exploded maybe we do want to go down there
we can't
maybe we don't want to go down there
maybe we do
there's a camera but there's nothing down
no we don't want to go down there
nope
I don't want to go down there
that's the bad juice
that does look nice and blue
this is where I came from
it's below the here
This is where he came from? Yeah, my green tube is there, but I think there might be something. Maybe you'll hear it.
We got one more direction after this. How's it looking, Froggy?
Mm-mm-mm.
And Mike go on.
And Mike go into something.
It's very dark.
Looks like bad juice.
Oh, that's the bad juice!
That's the bad juice!
Oh, oh no.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
It's full of icky icky.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, you're so stupid!
Yeah, it's starting to make you feel real bad.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. The bad guy is gone.
Who's the one here? She's dead. Yeah, the bad guy is gone.
Yeah, the bad guy is gone. I like that it's like...
Dirty water with a bunch of twigs in it and it's like it kills you.
This is the bad vibe water.
Specifically leafs.
Random leafs to bring.
Frogalina! Come on, Frogalina!
Come on, Frogalina!
I'm coming!
Come, Frogalina!
Ruggie!
It's dark in here!
It's good juice, don't worry, it doesn't kill you. It's not the juice that kills you.
Okay.
Yes.
Oh...
I wanna drop down on my stomach and paddle around.
He smells chlorine.
Yeah, I like that.
I want that.
I want a nice clean pool with no insects in it, no bugs, indoor pool.
Inside pool.
I like seeing those houses where people like built an indoor pool and eventually they're abandoned, but like in the time they lived there, indoor pool.
Oh, bad juice.
Oh, bad juice.
Yeah, okay, bad juice.
Bad juice.
Why so much bad?
There's one last way to go, I think.
You know, the good news is the blue Gatorade.
The blue Gatorade's the best flavor.
Agreed, not purple, not yellow, not red, blue.
Blue.
I like I like the white cherries. I don't know like
There's a white cherry Gatorade. There's a cherry
I want a white
What
oh this one oh here it is okay oh thank goodness oh thank goodness oh yeah we made it to another level
uh
oh
big good days with westep's closer
yeah
oh no i hate this one
i just scared it
no i got double
No!
I remember this one, I hate this one.
Good first attempt, good first attempt!
Second one, not bad!
Let's go!
Maybe not!
Maybe it's not!
Good hustle, good hustle guys, good hustle!
Shhh!
Shit, I got stuck. Fuck.
What?
You gotta be incredibly quick with the clock and-
No!
I'm doing it right now!
I can't! I'm starting to feel like I'm scared!
I'm doing it one piece at a time!
Shit, I didn't make it. Fuck. I almost did.
So close.
Right, but you're not sure if I get this.
I'm not at this time, I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!
I'm gonna make it!
Oh, I made it!
Hey, how?
Oh, good job!
Good job! Good job! Good job!
Yeah!
Okay, don't make noise in the library.
Or maybe he can't see me.
When the game first came out, I think this was like the final level.
I
What am I all put up
Attention freaks! It's me!
There's no one down.
There's no one down.
Okay.
Breathe, breathe.
Oh my god, we've only found 29, we need 29 more?
What a shame, are you kidding me?
Fine, wait.
Shhh.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, we are...
Someone's gonna kill me.
Shhhhhh!
Come on, someone's gonna fucking kill me.
Shhhh.
Gonna fall in there.
Gonna fall in there.
Oh, no.
Good bye.
Goodbye.
Okay, well.
Aw, you did really good.
You really did so good.
You did so good.
Oh, it kept the tapes.
It kept it.
Yeah.
You did so good.
You really did so good.
You did so good.
You did so good.
Oh, it kept the tapes.
It kept it.
Yeah
It's gonna be easy ghosties dead
I'm gonna go in my ass.
This guy like I hear, just like, is listening.
We got one teeth left.
Oh shit, where is it?
Oh fuck.
I will find it.
What a fucking sign.
I don't know if I'll kiss it.
I'm not sure about that one.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and get out of here.
I think I'm in the right.
So now...
What the fuck is it? It's like nowhere.
What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck is it?
Alice, I think I see it.
No, just kidding, I don't.
All right.
But I was wrong.
I'm going to end up going insane again.
Where the fuck is it?
Oh
My god
We're in the Windows XP screen.
Who knows this game?
Uh, if I remember correctly, uh...
I don't remember if this is true.
But isn't this one worth it when it gets dark we have to be inside a house?
I think so. I've never done this one.
Ghosty.
Ghosty?
Hey, is it getting darker?
I think it might be it's okay we can be in this little house okay
oh look the exit where oh this is the hub oh oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh you go
off coin it's it's all good ghosty I feel like we got time she's walking down
the street
what if I stay in this house
I think they're gonna come and knock on the door or something.
I don't know, maybe I'm confusing it with another one.
There's one closet we can hide it in here.
Oh no, I'm going crazy.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
What?
Not any almond water.
Oh crap.
Oh, uh-oh.
If I pass...
Oh my mom is over.
I'll do that, Santa.
Oh ho ho!
Such a beautiful-
Oh.
The children shall know, though.
Yeah, I don't know, maybe I was wrong, or maybe it's just like all of a sudden.
But it might be pretty sudden.
I'm gonna try to find.
One more, one more. I think there might be air sirens that start soon.
One more, one more. I think there might be air sirens that start soon, but I'm not a hundred percent sure. It should be okay!
Of course it dies, of course, of course it happens when I die!
Wait, is she the only one alive?
How did they, how did they die?
Oh, probably Saturday, just like me.
Seems in their room. The sun is so ring. How dare it go out so fast?
You
Wait, they're still alive?
How come I don't see them?
Oh.
What?
How come I can't spectate the rest?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, Ghost is alive, but I can't see them?
I'm not sure why.
I'll never touch Grass again.
I'm stuck here!
Trap the here!
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I see the moon in the sky, what do you see?
I can't see.
The twinkling stars are not teaching me a thing or two about life as the moon goes down
in the sky, ready for a brand new day.
Wow!
Beauty.
Wow!
Beauty.
Life.
Someone needs to cut this fucking grass!
Someone needs to cut this motherfucker grass!
Oh my god.
It's like skin marks, skin mark blood.
Skin mark blood!
Give me the four leaf clover, let's find it.
There's nothing!
Who cut this fucking grass?
The Homeowners Association is not going to be happy about this.
Let me know space.
The black curls my eyes, you don't know where I'm looking!
You see?
Oh.
I am close.
You see?
You see?
I don't even see!
I don't even see!
Did you see now?
You don't even see.
You don't even see.
Do do do do do do do!
Happy partner anniversary, thanks.
Thanks, Rob.
Has it built a mess? I wish I could see.
I wish I could see.
I wish I could see...
What was happening?
I don't see.
I can't spectate with no clickings, it's bugged.
I only have to open my third eye. My third eye is already open.
It's open!
Ah!
Oh.
It's windy.
I want one day.
One day.
One day, one day, one day, one day, one day, one day.
Guten Morgen!
Guten Morgen!
hmm
and
me me me me
uh
What's your favorite cheese?
Mozzarella cheese!
Mozzarella cheese.
Oh.
Woohoo!
We need to take it to the castle.
Oh, this is so cute!
I opened another weed soda just to get through this.
You can do it!
No Francis then.
I'm guzzling, I'm guzzling, I'm inviving.
Invive?
Invite!
I'm not getting to my mouth.
Do you think the painting of Princess Peach is gonna be a thing?
No, it's gonna be a thing.
Oh.
That looks like the castle kind of.
Rosalina is the best.
I'm scared, it's getting a little dark out there and it goes pretty fast.
I can't get any.
Ghosties is walking.
Bumper brum well one Ukay
Did Ike will make it to the hassle!
it's not super far but I think it's like one more days worth BABY I'm not sure
one more day
one more day lim trucker brother just thanks
It's almost there, I think they might have some almond water in these houses too.
I'll mend the water, I need almond water.
None of it and it's locked.
If you need almond water I'll try it.
I better see if there's any of that house to what's that.
Don't die, it's okay.
The sun might be going down soon.
Woohoo!
Is this normal here for the castle to be in the sky?
Of course!
But of course!
Is there a moaned wall door?
We just make it to the castle?
We just fucking make it.
Hi!
Hi, neighbors!
Hello!
We just make it.
It's mine to come over and bring the piano salad.
I think we just make it over there.
We're definitely gonna die if we try, but we can try.
I don't know where he was doing it.
Ghost, you might have been already over there.
This is a bit...
It's okay, that's all.
This is a nice way.
Oh no.
Alright.
Oh no.
I think I'm gonna make it.
Oh no, no, no!
Of course it would.
Keep running, Froggy!
Keep running!
Oh, tell me why?
Do we build castles in the sky?
Oh, tell me why?
All the castles where you're from?
Oh, tell me why!
Do we build castles in the sky?
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Uh.
Oh no.
I don't know what happened again.
Hey, I thought I saw something.
Where am I?
Oh?
What was that?
Hello?
Ruggie, move around.
Is there something?
Round, round, round, round.
Oh shit, you did it.
We're here in the fire.
Yo, what's that?
We made it!
Definitely!
You did it!
I'm dying!
I'm not gonna stand up and twerk for a minute.
Yeah!
You have a lead model if you really give it to me.
Yeah!
We have to do something.
It's the back rooms, it could be.
But I don't know what is it that we have to do.
What do?
There's some sort of puzzle here.
There's a number here.
I'm 7-3.
I'm 7-3. 5-7-3. 5-7-3.
6-7!
5-7-3. 42.
Maybe we gotta put these in here.
5-7-3. 42.
5-7-3. 42.
5-7-3. 40.
5-7-3. 42.
I'm on top.
Yeah
Over here
There's a 42
42
673
43
57342
57342
57342
57342
I don't know what they do though
I don't know what they are
57342
This one has a circle on it.
I have seven, three, four to two.
I have seven, three, four to two.
I have seven, three, four to two.
I have seven, three, four to two.
I have seven, three, four to two.
Oh, you can slide that shit!
What?
Yeah.
This one also has a star on it.
Oh, maybe it's only this one has a star.
And put it on this one.
Oh, this one's got a star.
got a star
i got a square
this one's got a star
oh yeah this one has a star
he's got a star on him
it's on the star
he's got a star
that one has a star
i lost
i lost my star circle
okay
we should win
oh wait
This is the last one baby. Who wants the honors to take into the occult?
We're seeing a plain star from there.
It's a plain star.
We got this.
It's a plain star.
Oh, it's a plain star.
This one has plain star in it.
The plain star goes at the back.
Ooh.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
The plain star at the very end.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Wait.
Versus uh.
Alan has square. Put it on square.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
put it on square sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry it's all good sorry sorry it's all good
sorry sorry sorry sorry it'll be oh no no no uh oh look at his mouth he's so
Fucking weird bro
It says zero
Horse order to synth wave life must be balanced
My mom says we know.
This is stubborn.
Clowns are frippical, though. I love clowns.
Did you know if you were to have your own custom copy-written clown face, you have to get it professionally painted on an egg in some guy's closet?
Oh, I didn't know that.
There's a lot of information.
It sounds like someone just- wait.
It's kinda like they're swindling money out of people by giving them an egg with something
painted on it.
You can't clown face, Grimmy.
You can't- I'm not clown-facing.
That's like super racist.
Dude, I don't think you should go in like-
What the fuck are we supposed to do?
We'll figure it out, we always do.
Why don't you just have to get your face painted on an egg to copy right your own clown makeup?
What the fuck?
What the?
What the fuck?
Oh, the clown is gone.
What the f-
I did-
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
When you order my clown posters, the clowns come and get you.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Fucking kid mirroring out
Make your head cold, little mouse
You're fucking kid mirroring out, dude
They killed no mouse
What the hell are we supposed to do, dude?
Clowns take their makeup on and they're very serious and you can't just undermind that
Blam
Wait, is it... it's counting up
He's hopping around, he's hopping mad.
Who's hopping around?
Counter all of the enemies.
I think he killed Doggie.
He's counting up.
I don't see anybody hopping around.
This is because I respect clown culture for me.
You have to give it up to the clown.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Guys, the counter is counting, and I don't know what that means.
I'm angry.
So you gotta, you gotta respect clown culture.
If you don't not respect clown culture,
I'm stuck on Froggy!
Oh!
Oh no, I'm stuck on Froggy!
I'm stuck on Froggy!
I'll fuck last, bro!
What the fuck do I do?
As soon as he sends him there, hard to notice the thing like, already.
Is this thing ready?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this thing ready for me to hop on?
Or what's happening with this situation?
What's the counter at?
The counter's still moving?
I wonder if they...
Wait, she's still alive?
I thought she died.
Okay, nevermind, she's dead now.
What just happened?
Oh, she was alive though!
Oh wait, you found the exit!
You did great!
You didn't have to survive.
I'm about to die to insanity, but at least we made it.
How did you stand out?
Hey, there's soap on the ground.
I need that!
Take that almond water from me.
You earned it.
I need this almond water.
I need water.
I need it under the guise.
There's a lot of water in here. You need support.
Oh, no.
It takes big almond water hours.
I'll get a ticket.
I'll take it with our own too.
Got some chocolate bars?
Yeah, chocolate bars.
Oh, this is so good.
Oh, chocolate bar.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh.
Dude, that convention you keep talking about where I didn't go to Disney with you, it sucked
so much ass.
I was high that entire convention, it sucked so bad.
I know, that's because you didn't end up with Disney World with me.
I got drugged.
I know.
I know.
You know who did it.
I got drugged at that convention.
You know who didn't drug.
I got drugged and then I had to work the next day and I was still high and I was in my mask
I told Mim, no thing, thinks I'd rather not, and then I didn't get drugged.
It wasn't Mim who drugged us, it was Kat.
Oh that's fucking hilarious.
Well Mim offered me something, I said no way.
I said no way, I'm going to the fucking Disney World, it's the happiest motherfucking
place on earth and then I went and I had a great time I think if I remember correctly
money was a concern at the time so that's why I didn't go oh money was a
concern for me too but I used my credit card oh my god oh my god no it is
ideal do I go to fucking order dude I'm gonna use my motherfucking discover okay
You know what, you are the only one who's saved for it!
If I had gone to Disney World, I wouldn't have gotten drugged.
Listen, exactly. And listen, Mouse, the thing about discovered credit cards that you find with some cash back,
I'm not out of the game, we're just never gonna...
I found a door.
He did? Where?
However, that's what I got. That's what I got. That's what I got.
There's nothing on it except for food.
They got a little snacky going on at least.
My mom always put me in credit cards and bad free.
I don't know.
Credit cards and bad free are the only things you need.
I don't use my credit cards.
I always forget I have them.
That's smart.
Hello?
Oh, oh.
What?
Is he Tiger Cone?
Oh, lighter scanner.
What?
Light our scanner.
Yay.
You know what that means?
What does that mean?
No!
It's time.
No! You're fucking kidding me!
No! This sucks!
This sucks so bad!
Oh man!
Uh oh, there's an enemy on the left of us.
Red Dot, we're in the bad.
And that's going far away.
It's going further away.
Ghosty?
Ghosty already dead.
I know, right?
He's coming back.
Uh oh, run.
He's coming back.
Oh she's fucking coming coming back.
She's right there.
Oh I'm doing fast.
I hate this.
I HATE THIS SO MUCH!
THIS SUCKS!
He's coming for us.
This sucks.
This sucks so fucking bad.
I can hear you.
You hear me?
I can hear you.
He's fucking coming again.
Is he?
Yeah.
This is the doorway, by the way.
Wait, where the hell are you, ghostie? I like looped her out.
Is that him? Is that a person?
He's coming!
What am I looking at?
Oh, I don't like that guy.
That guy sucks so bad.
He sucks so frankly.
Oh, a door here.
Uh oh, here's my gear.
Knock knock, he's gonna get us.
Oh, that was good.
As long as we sneak he won't get us.
Okay, I'll just stay crouched.
Okay.
These sounds are so unpleasant and hard to listen to.
This ladder scanner sucks.
Oh god, it does. This whole experience sucks. This whole experience sucks so fucking bad.
I bet you wish you were playing Slay the Spire, huh?
Oh, I wish I was playing Slay the Spire right now.
I wish I was playing a squishy melon game.
He's coming.
Oh god, I'm going insane.
I'm going insane.
You have all my life.
You want to go insane?
I have...
He's walked right past me.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's fucking stupid.
I'm fucking idiot.
I'll be right back, I got you.
I'm here.
If you crouching, literally can't see you, you're so stupid.
I've literally, I've literally been next to him this whole time.
This little kid ran on top of me.
Ha ha ha! He's literally running on top of me!
There's no other...
Oh
So any
I'm a little busy, so I'm a little confused.
I'm asleep?
Oh.
Rolo.
Well, my idol is gonna kill me.
My sanity.
It's always my sanity, bro.
It's always my fucking sanity.
It's never the monster.
Well, it is the monster sometimes, but...
I don't know where the fuck I'm going.
I'm putting down tiny, tiny little M&Ms, I'm putting down tiny, tiny little M&Ms, they're
So it delighted with the light of the sun.
I'm putting out the tiniest, tiniest,
little red M&M's.
Make some delicious little to be-seal M&M's.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Brother is close.
Bro, as long as you're crabby,
literally, he can't get you out.
Like, we were literally in front of him,
like, multiple times, and he didn't even do shit.
I'm scared.
Am I going the right way?
Please go away.
I don't like asthmatics.
It reminds me of middle school.
I wasn't asthmatic, but the trope is that...
is that nerds get beat up and that nerds have asthma.
I'm going insane.
Please don't mind me. I'm just gonna drink the drink.
Don't be scared he sucks ass okay I'll be brave my color changed my color was
red now my color is white yeah wait what's happening wait where is my white
Oh, there's lights everywhere!
He likes all of the planes!
I go right right right right!
Oh!
Oh, what a huff!
What a huff!
It can be when I get my hands on you, developer,
or when I get my hands on you.
Oh!
Oh, I'm gonna put this all over you.
Oh, where we're dealt with.
Oh, I'm gonna put this all over you.
Oh, I'm gonna put this all over you.
Oh, where we're dealt with.
Oh, we're dealt this game! I swear to God!
She's gonna get you!
Me holding the gameplay sonar, searching for gameplay?
Where it at?
Is it here?
I'm looking, is it here?
Is the game here?
um is this the game where's the game bro is this the game here have I already
Have you fucking been here?
Oh shit. Maybe this is the way.
Or maybe not.
This is fucking gay!
Dude. Where the fuck?
If I walk on the left wall, I have to eventually get to exit.
If I walk on the left wall, I just smear my face on the left wall.
When I was in high school I dated this guy and he had a pug.
Oh, I'm going insane and I'm gonna die to insanity.
Oh, I'm going insane and I'm gonna...
You think the game will save?
Never let me tell you not to fuck with picture nose.
Every great person in the history of greatness has picked your motherfucking nose.
And it's only for you and the right there of tozer.
I hate this.
If you crouch that multiple people will not get you.
He will literally not get you.
Oh no.
Okay, I'm gonna clean the left wall.
I'm cleaning the left wall.
I'm gonna clean the left wall.
Well, I'll fucking summon him with my whole ass posted just for you guys.
I'll let you guys pull on him here.
He won't get you if you're crouching.
Yeah, he'll take literally one more home.
Yeah, crouching all the way.
You don't gotta sell us a style.
Who's that breathing going on?
I shouldn't sneak so often.
That's him.
That's him. It's the sneaker.
He's holding his cock in his hand as we speak.
He's the sneaker, he's holding his cock.
He's holding it in his hand.
He has asthma and he doesn't have an inhaler.
Up the wall, up the wall.
I hope we can counter gameplay soon.
I probably am not gonna like try to bag this monster, but more...
OHHHHH
No, I'm not either!
OHHHHH
It's not to love me, it's somewhat rare to find a character...
Oh, I'm very engaged!
You got this, you're gay?
I'm trying, I need somebody with a chocolate heart...
This is very engaging!
It's the bare minimum that I still can't find it!
Are you trying to be caught by the guy? Are you looking for him?
I think he's looking for him.
I think he's blind!
I feel like when I was in high school I did this guy and he had a pug and his pug was going blind and he also just wasn't a very smart dog.
And eventually he went blind and is in his like left eye or something shit
And he would just walk into the walls and then just drag his face along the wall
And turn that way because he couldn't see the wall if he came at it from a certain angle
So he would just be smearing his fucking face along the wall
I'm killing that ugly guy!
I'm hitting him!
What is happening?
I see the...
I see the...
I'm going the right way.
I'm literally following him and he's doing the other way.
Froggy, it's fucked up!
I'm right here!
He's going the right way!
Notice me!
He's going the right way!
For fuck's sake!
Dude, what am I going to do?
Who's leg I gotta hug?
I'm watching you.
Notice me!
This way?
I fucking hate to skip.
You're so good.
Bro, I try to be cooked, I try to be hot in every sort of way, but I come out fucking frozen.
Hypothetically, if you hug one wall, you find your way out eventually. Why hasn't this happened?
It can't be me.
Where's my fucking man? What they're going to?
Oh
I'm not a man, I'm not a man, I'm not a man
and then you're like all about Rihanna the night, huh?
The meeeee!
I've been listening to a lot of Rihanna
Is going fooling Rihanna
Is Rihanna going to be through my withdrawals?
Rihanna is helping me get through my drug addiction dude
Oh shit
She's gonna save me.
Oh no, my sign is here.
I'm just gonna die to an identity!
I'm gonna die to an identity.
Get out of this fucking identity!
Where is the identity?
Where is the identity?
You gotta be fucking get the ass right now!
Are you serious?
I'm gonna die to an identity
because I can't get the fuck out of here!
Because I can't get the fuck out!
Oh my god, I've been walking! I've been walking along the left wall! What are you fucking lying for me?
I'm gonna die in insanity in real life. This is such bullshit. It's almost 3 a.m. It's almost 3 a.m.
I could be playing Slay the Spire.
He could be playing Slay the Spire.
You could be playing Slay the Spire. This is dog shit game.
I'm gonna die.
I've got a dog shit fuckin' person who I hate! I hate you!
This one sucks, like, unless you have, uh, unless you have, like...
Jamie's gone fartin', but he'll close the cover for us.
I'm dead. Good luck, everybody.
I'd be fartin' left and right.
I'm gonna go this way, you know?
We need one ladder to get to this.
Alright, but maybe if I knew if the man was seeking for me, maybe I would actually find him
But unfortunately, he doesn't give a rat ass about me just like every other human man in existence
Every time I try to find the man with the job, you know that Bruno Mars and I want to be a billion air
So freaking where's fucking Bezos? He cheated on his wife. I'm available. Hello
Hello?
Every single one of my exes has called me a gold digger and none of them have had a job.
What do you do at that point?
What do you do at the point when every single one of your exes calls you a gold digger but the last trip they went on was a family trip that your family brought them on?
Hello?
Bro, I'm telling you.
I
Rather you work work at all actually
Am I projecting yes, I
Would say that's what you guys are here for but I know it's not what you're here for
honestly low key don't know if I know if I deserve it cuz I don't have a job
either so what the fuck talking about
we get rewards to give access to this
I mean you can access this for free but you can only see announcements on the way
so you can still be a part of the announcements channel in the disco
warm all right let's keep trying this find your gyro galam thank you I
appreciate that I'm still looking I don't feel like my requirements are hard
okay I just need someone with a job but don't even gotta be a good job just
Gotta find someone who's not jobless.
I occasionally wanna be taken out for my birthday once a year.
Is that too much to ask?
Am I projecting?
Probably.
But here's the thing about projecting.
There is no thing.
I'm just projecting.
I have my flaws.
I'm not perfect.
I like to think I am, but that's the inner-nars coming out.
My dad's a narcissist who is probably hereditary, working on myself.
Would like to say I wouldn't do evil if I was famous, but God knows I would.
That's why he gave me small boobs and not an only fan, okay? I'm working on myself.
Working on myself kisses love hashtag slay.
No only fans, but maybe one day looking to fund $9,000 towards a total tit redone.
done full breasted up just like the red breasted finch I look at that thing and
I'm like damn that's some bazookas right there I could use some bazookas
unfortunately like my friend my god made me funny and he did not make me
something that this world society values heavily but do do I got that no
I'm working on myself one of these days I'll hit that scratch off water this year
For my birthday I got a scratch house. I didn't win shit from it. What the fuck?
I never worked this much.
Even if it's like a free ticket.
Those scratch house are nice.
I should get a free ticket.
I'm not asking for a lot.
I don't want to take the whole thing off.
But take some of the thing off.
Damn.
Come on guys.
That's a whole fucking pig.
I don't even find the exit.
As we're kind of like...
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah.
That's all.
Yeah, I think I was projecting a little too much shit.
Check in the...
Check in the Discord.
Check in the Discord.
I'm posting something in the Discord.
Where'd you post?
Oh.
What the fuck?
Dear God, how the fuck?
I don't know how well this is gonna go for me.
I gotta be honest it's probably not gonna be there how the fuck
Oh my god, oh
Well
Okay, here here here. We want to go this way which way?
This way this way this way this way. I don't know if you can see me
I can some blasted by little piss particles all over the floor
I'm gonna go this way. I'm gonna just try my best.
It looks like he's coming.
Do people actually commit to you to just ignore him?
You're better than that girls. Never forget 9-11.
Try your best every single day.
You don't know about 9-11 because you're a Canadian.
I'm pretty cool.
I think you're from Puerto Rico.
Yeah, but if you're from Puerto Rico, then nobody knows about 9-11.
Pornoritos from the 9th and 11th?
Pornoritos from the United States?
Yeah!
Dude, you made it for me!
Yeah, she system failed me.
Oh my god, it failed me. I don't even know what that means.
Poor Terri.
You know, I welcome you with open arms.
Just like, you know, just like, that one musical.
You can relax, Matt, for it.
You know, I picked the musical.
I don't know what that means.
I'm lost.
It's fucking.
I don't really know. I thought Guam was our territory.
Yeah, it is. It also is a territory.
I thought Guam was a fruit.
No, Guam is a fruit.
No, I don't actually know.
But Guam is not a fruit. Guam is a place.
I like mangoes.
I like mangoes too.
I used to hate them, but then now I like them.
Why did you hate mangoes?
I used to hate them cause my mom would make me eat them and I got like a OBL reading them
but now after I took a break
Ohhhhhhh
I like the way
AHHHHHHHHH
Sorry, I'm good
You know you gotta keep preaching it through and through
But I just made this one bite out of time
I'm getting cold
I'm getting cold
Oh my, okay so I need to eat it?
I'm fucking, I'm fucking ass
Iced
I can do refrigerated ice, not...
I wanna go this way.
I wanna go this way.
I think.
I'm gonna follow you.
I don't wanna go this way.
I feel like you know what you're doing.
I'm so high.
I'm so high.
Are you feeling like you're going through like a ride?
I feel like I'm being tortured.
You feel like I'm tortured?
I feel like I'm being...
I feel like I'm being tortured right now.
I feel like you bl- I'm a little hamster and you blindfolded me and you put me in a trap filled with fucking...
Spikes.
You just made a little tunnel full of spikes for my little hamster feet to step on.
Who is that?
That's how it feels.
Who- who is that that just-
Oh my god!
That's so sad. I realized I was holding down my- my-
Oh, it's you!
We went to torture you.
I was.
I'm sorry, Frudgy. You've been in the bad rooms.
I just fell the way out of in the back rooms!
Okay, it's okay, it's okay. I think that we go...
I feel like we're getting close.
I think I'm making progress. I think I'm going the right way.
Things are kind of zigging and zagging.
My finger hurts. I might stand up, so I might die.
That's how he gets you the horror of this game is how long you have to hold the
crush key yeah I'm gonna put it like if only you could put on like a bottle
I'm gonna fuck me I don't know where I am I don't know where I am
I found it! I found the exit! I found the exit!
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Yes! Yes, I swear!
Oh my god, that means-
Oh my god, that means-
Oh my god!
Oh my god, finally!
Holy shit, fuck that level!
Actually, down there, yeah!
I think it's up there.
I didn't get any one example of manufactured game design.
Holy shit!
But it has got a bad juice in it.
Is it opening?
We can't get out.
We need ghosty.
Ghosty needs to come.
Oh!
Ghosty!
We die!
Oh no! We're gonna fucking die, it's just gonna die!
Goodbye.
Oh my god!
Goodbye. Even though we found it, goodbye.
Guys, we found it.
We found it.
We found it.
I got it!
I have a ghostie.
I think we're ghosties.
I am a ghostie.
I'm a ghost.
I think we're ghosties.
We found the ghost.
We did.
We did.
We found the ghost.
I have two almond owners this type.
I remember.
I remember the path.
I remember the path.
I remember the past.
I'm so glad you remember.
It's this.
There he goes.
And then you go around this little nipple.
You're ruffling.
There you go this way.
Oh my god, he's right there.
Ew.
Oh my god.
Oh, dude.
Ew.
We'll literally stop when you die.
No!
I'm pregnant!
Because I had a two almond waters!
Ow!
She had the two almond waters!
It's okay.
We can make it.
If we, if we, if we just keep going, we can make it.
I hate that end.
Are you kidding me?
You have a fucking game here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Guys, why are we playing this game?
I don't fucking know dude, this guy is breathing down my throat and it's not even in the hot
way and I can't be teased for much longer.
What?
Shit.
Hey, is it this way?
I'm just trying to find love, man.
I don't know.
I think it's this way.
Who am I?
I don't know.
There's just dots everywhere dude.
How could you be so sure?
You can follow the dots.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
Oh, there's women?
What do you mean, follow the dots?
The dots everywhere!
Ah, shit. Get out of my way, Will.
I don't know.
He was up in the way.
Oh my god, he's fuckin' mouth-breathing on my neck.
This is the hot and warmest smells like garlic.
Yeah, I know.
Domino's Pizza Addict.
Well, it pushed me.
Oh, just pushing back.
He's a loser.
I mean, Kiki makes zero moves whatsoever.
They have no motion, so you can do better than this phone.
I think I could do better too, Grimmy.
I don't like no mouth breathers like that.
I can't deal with that.
Cause what you mean you're gonna exhale your fucking dookie breath straight on my neck like that?
Oh, that's good.
Is this what I get at Sexy?
That's shit.
I don't know.
I'd rather be dead than be with this guy, though.
Holy fuck.
Broccoli?
Dookie kisses is the morning dookie kisses at night.
Is this also a dam?
Let's show them next time bro, this is hard.
What do I have in my hands?
Open heart.
I guess I got a dream to you.
Oh.
This is the beginning.
Help me bro.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay if you're serious, but it's okay.
It's pretty strange.
It has to be this way because this is where it was like floor.
What is this way?
Oh, this is just impossible if you don't have all the water.
I don't want to kill everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm hearing a gulp down my asshole.
Oh, this way?
oh my god it's so difficult without the omowowo with no omowowo it's it's like
I'm not gonna go too hard, because we need the Alma-Wal-Wal because so...
Oh, he just needs some spareman.
It is...
Spareman!
This'll touch me!
This'll make me feel like when I get the right time back to...
Where if it gets the blue?
Bro, we're all gonna die.
Let me look at the map again.
It's like, okay, it's not forward.
It's like down...the left, and then...
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, this level stinks!
It stinks!
Oh, wait.
If we go that way and then forward, we have to take a right and not a left.
We have to take a right and not a left.
Yeah, we we should hug the right side instead of left
Oh my god, this one sucks balls
This level stinks. Stinks cockabooing
Hmm.
It's a spoken stank, bruv.
Right side does look like it leads to the exit.
Yeah.
If you just follow and hunt the right side, it does get you to the exit.
Mine is pink now.
Yay.
Oh, fronty dog.
Oh, fronty dog.
Right in Froggy's house. Froggy, Froggy, you okay?
Froggy?
Froggy, stay close in it, which is fair.
Okay, fair.
Froggy lock!
Okay.
Alright, if we just hug the right, if we get through it, Froggy.
Oh, yeah, purple.
Pardon me. Thank you.
Oh, but we're back.
Thank you.
When we figured it out, Froggy, we just hugged the right wall.
We now figured it out, so we just hugged the right wall.
We threw it in at no time.
Don't cry. Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Cry your eyes.
Yeah, we don't even need to move.
We can move on.
Both of the right.
It's all about the right now, not the left.
It's all about the right. It's all about the right wall.
We're going right, not left.
It's all about the right.
There's three branching paths, uh, and the first two paths lead you to a dead end, you
have to go to the left path, and then you hug right.
Oh god.
The left pass is then hug right.
Yeah.
The left pass.
Where's that big incoing process?
That's just a little hot in here.
as if I did.
It's getting hot in here.
So take off all your clothes.
I can't get in so hard.
I'm gonna take my clothes off.
Oh my god, the mouth breathers back!
He never leaves.
He never leaves.
You'll fucking mint please!
Oh god!
I beg of you!
At least the colors are super cute now.
Yeah.
This feels like one of those nightmares where I'm having fun and then I'm not.
It makes me feel much better.
nightmares where I'm having fun and then I'm not I completely understand what
you're saying
I don't even know what I'm saying
I don't know where it is.
It's all of us through, I think we found it once.
We found it once, we could find it again.
I don't know where it has to be.
You're so stupid.
I'm the rocker in the house tonight.
Everybody in the house tonight.
Everybody in the house tonight.
Everybody in the house tonight.
I don't know where the fuck I'm going!
You're almost through it, you're almost through it, you're almost through it.
You are, you're close to the exit.
You are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are.
Are we?
I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure.
Like, 70% sure.
70%
Uh-oh.
What's happening?
Where are you going?
Oh.
It's all over the drink the oven water. Oh crap.
What? It glitched. Oh no.
I need to get my bestie. It's okay.
It's all over the... I see all your silly little different colors.
Where are you dead?
Where am I dead? You're not dead, you're not.
I'm not dead yet
Oh my god, I found it again. I found it again, but I'm gonna die
I found it again
I've made it to the door.
And I died.
You gotta take this almond water.
You're the chosen one. You have to take the almond water.
Oh, God.
You got this.
Where is it?
You can do it. You can do it.
Oh, God.
You got this. You got this.
Okay.
We can do this. We can do this.
It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. This is it.
This is it, Froggy. This is it. This is it.
This is it. This is it.
You're not being punished, doggy. This is almost over. You've got this.
I can't. I can't.
You can do this. You can do this.
I got the piss laser.
That's a good side, Eric.
Why not?
It's very great.
The dogs are yellow now, dude.
They're a little bit less abrupt before. They're less intense.
Is the...
What? Okay.
He's here!
It was a lot nicer.
He's here.
He's here.
Moe! Moe!
What?
What the fuck, I'll broke.
Ah, sure will.
That's what I've been saying.
I think it's the best term I don't know.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're almost through it.
We're almost through it.
I don't know.
If I start running,
do you guys have a better chance?
I don't know.
No, I ran and I got disobulated.
Oh, if my ear had just been jobulated, I would not be jobby.
I ran and I got confused.
Is this the right way?
I'm hoping so.
Oh, okay.
Could you not help me, I'm just a sick, I'm just a...
I'm in the wiggly waggling old finger shit.
Oh gosh, I'll waggle your fingers when I grow up.
I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna cry.
My entire world is dark, and my phone is all right for my phone, and the rest of the world is dark.
I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I just don't know what I'm looking for.
Friday night.
Dottie look on a Friday night, bro.
Oh, the night's up.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm wondering if this is-
Oh god.
I don't-
I want you to get to the end of this level so we're not all stuck!
Yeah!
I'm sorry Froggy.
We're almost through it Froggy.
We're almost through this-
Oh no, I'm ssssss...
No.
Off?
Off?
Hey, this is not it.
It's got a hole.
It's okay, it's okay, we're getting there, we're getting there.
No, don't worry, we'll keep following you right.
Just keep following you around here, just keep following you right.
Oh
Oh, baby, let's go
Oh my god!
So...
We're so fucked!
We're so fucked!
No, no, no. You're okay, Fug.
Go see!
Go see!
Go see!
Oh my god.
Go see!
Go see if you hear my voice!
Will this die in a second?
It's okay, Froggy. It's okay.
I have to learn to kill herself.
Kill yourself!
Froggy! Froggy, if you see the monster run into it, if we die, then Bowser can get to the next area.
Then we don't have to experience this any longer.
Oh, I'm about to die! I'm about to die to insanity right now!
Catch it, I'm gonna catch it!
Yo, let's go, let's go!
Hey, we made it.
Thank God.
Yeah!
Where I am.
Yeah!
I'm waiting in the line. Oh fuck yeah, we have to come this way.
I don't know if it sounds familiar.
I'm gonna say it to my face, Broggy!
What?
What?
Oh, I remember this one.
I thought you were dishes back in me.
What?
Beware of this thing. Oh dude, that looks like a fucking leech.
It looks like a fucking fish.
But I also think it looks like a tapeworm because I had one of those before in October 2023.
What?
Stay on the boat.
Okay.
Oh, I think I'm steering.
Is everybody on the boat?
Oh, maybe we all have to have our own boat.
Maybe we all have to have our own boat.
Yeah, we all have to have our own boat.
Oh, okay, I got it.
I got this one.
I'm gonna just go.
There's another boat over here.
Okay.
Oh. Let's go.
Here we go.
This ain't so bad.
Well, where is it that we have to go?
I'm going this way because there's
buildings.
Gonna go to the fucking building.
Maybe the lighthouse.
Oh yeah, maybe in the lighthouse.
Alright, this ain't so bad.
Alright, this is kinda nice.
What? I'm only four ten! I'll drown!
I'll drown if I'm in here.
No!
Stop looking at it.
Whoa, oh, hi.
Why are you laughing because I'm 14?
I don't know how I swing.
Uh-oh.
Golf?
Guys?
I don't think the fog goes away, I don't think the fog goes away, but I tried going into
a place and it just didn't work I am lost I don't know where the fuck I am
I'm here are you are you here are you still alive I don't know where the
the lighthouses. I'm assuming that's where we're going. Oh, I see it!
NOOOOOOO
Uhhhh
Oh
Guys?
Yo
Hey, I think we're supposed to go diving
Oh, there's like diving helmets here
NOOOOO
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck
Oh, no
No, dude. Oh, no.
Look at you. You look so much better.
Oh, no.
Oh, man. This is fucked up.
It looks good. It looks good.
Come on, little girly-pop.
There's a back room.
Come on, little girly-pop.
Come on, little girly-pop.
This is the least girly-pop most masculine at the gym white boy fucking moment ever this sucks
This sucks ain't no girly-pop thing about this shit. This fucking sucks. We'll be in the cage
Wait we'll help them pull together
Get in here!
Ghostie where are you?
Ghostie where the fuck are you?
That was deep. She likes winning in a race. I don't know where she is now.
Oh my god. I see her! I see her!
That was deep.
No! No!
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
We're about to go into that shit, dude.
We're about to go into the tar pool.
The tar pool?
We're about to go into the Black Abyss that kills us.
The Gold is the ocean.
We're gonna feel great, dude.
It's gonna be good.
We're gonna get closer to the water.
I don't want to be grey.
It's not the dots.
The dots are gone, right?
No more dots.
We're done with the dots.
This road is closing up
No, you're gonna wait what I
Didn't want to play subnautica to
Really wanted to play some
Oh, it's a sea pickle!
Your game is too funky for a water level, don't you do this to us!
Oh, my god!
No idea, uh...
Privilege!
I don't remember this.
I don't know this level at all.
Yeah.
Oh crap.
Okay.
What are the soft structures that we have to go into, but I don't know what direction
it is.
I saw a structure this way.
Okay.
It's okay.
We got this one.
See, there's like a Cheerio half buried in the iron.
Cheerio.
Cheerio.
Cheerio.
Cheerio.
I don't think you can swim through it.
I don't hear it.
I can swim through it.
I can swim through the cereal.
I can swim through the cereal.
Oh my God!
There you go.
It's not a gajoo.
We're finally getting to use a gajoo.
I don't know what I wanted.
It is exactly what I wanted.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
This is a wall.
Okay.
Uh, maybe, okay, I guess just a random direction.
I don't think it's going to be a stable location if we're supposed to go.
We're inside of a mothole, America.
No!
No!
Come on, come on!
It's okay, Froggy, it's okay.
You want a little stand or something?
I need my pass.
Where are we?
I'm the devil of the deep.
We're in the deep.
Where's the game?
We're in the game.
Where's the game?
It's rough because my things are like,
interesting if the other half are kind of stressful.
Yes, I like it.
I like it too.
Where's the video game?
See why this game has such high reviews.
Where's the video game?
It's right here.
Where is it?
I'm just waiting to swim out of bounds and have the giant fucking fish swallow me dude.
Dude, like, where are we?
Where are we?
We're in Lvovajten.
Where are we?
Yeah.
Where is my house?
That's just a shitty guy.
Then I have to...
He's gonna fucking swallow us.
Don't buzz it down.
Lvovajten.
You guys, swallow me.
Gawple me.
Gawple me Lvovajten.
Swallow me.
Gawple me.
Swallow me.
Gawple me up.
Gawple me whole.
Gawple up.
Where are you going?
Where's my gamer pain?
Give me anything!
Give me something!
Give me anything other than unity for engine environments!
Give me some gamer pain!
Give me fucking something!
These are awesome assets that you probably bought for the 25 bucks
off the fucking 3D squid website!
Where's the video game?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Wait, did you hear a- like a gulp? Did you hear a sound?
No.
Are we gonna get going?
My character's gonna die.
Maybe we can do your-
I- I heard a-
Whoa!
Cool.
Maybe we can-
Maybe we're filming in a circle?
I'm scared of this place, I'm fucking scared of-
Boom, okay, what way do you think is inside?
Probably, probably this, probably this way
is probably the way inside, probably.
Guys, what if we go inside?
If we go this way, if we go inside, what's this?
Let's see, let's follow the rock up.
Let's follow this rock up, we found a rock, this is good.
Yeah, we found a rock, we have a rock.
There's a rock, there's like stuff on the rock.
There's a... on top of this rock.
There's like a...
Augustus!
Augustus!
Augustus!
Augustus!
Augustus!
There's nothing out!
There's nothing out!
There's nothing out!
There's nothing really out!
What is the reason we're here?
What is the reason we're here?
What is the reason we're here?
Wait, if you can't look down, maybe there's like a hole or something.
Maybe.
Right side east to the exit.
Hope we have hope, Italy.
Oh God!
Go!
Get back to circling.
Oh, look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
Come this way, come this way!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
The hole, the hole, the hole, the hole, the hole, the hole!
But they put no game or paint around, so you can't fucking find it!
But when you put little lamps inside your little special cave, you could've put lamps outside of it, too!
That's so nice!
I'm here!
I'll let your mom let you know,
and drink a lot of liquor and joy.
I'll let you know if you have anything to say on the way.
Oh my God!
We made it!
I was...
Oh my God!
I'm throwing my dice!
I found it!
I'm so fucking hard right now!
Oh my God!
What is this? Not a walking timey, no.
No.
What the hell is this?
Are there...
Oh, we have to alert each other.
Oh my god.
How do I talk?
Can you talk like this?
Is this how you talk?
Come and talk, boys.
Why are you talking?
Come and talk, boys.
I'm back here.
Give it to me!
Give me a piggy summa-
I don't know, I don't know what you-
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I don't know what this is about.
What the fuck?
Uh...
Hey, where do we have to go?
Uh, oh this is where we came in.
Ghostie?
Yes, sir?
I'm getting cashed out!
Ghostie, but I'm here.
Oh.
What?
Ghostie?
I got a sprint.
Ghostie, can you open it back up for us?
Are you able to open it?
Ghostie?
I think he moved on.
Are you able to open it, Ghostie?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Don't go in there! Where else do we go?
I don't think we could go anywhere else.
That's the way we have to go.
We have to go!
We got a little bit soft locked out.
Oh my god!
I just want to talk with the developer.
Tell me where the game is in your game! Tell me where your game is inside of your game!
Maybe we should reset if...
Yeah...
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got this guy out here.
Oh god!
That's okay, Froggy, you- you- you've been living in the bathroom.
I took my sleep medicine so in a few minutes I'ma be there too.
Oh, she-
I'm inside the back rooms!
I think my bed's real now.
It's the real back of bones.
Why does it smell so bad?
I don't think that.
None of our bodies do that except for our hearts.
I really like it.
I really like it.
It's really funny though.
I just really like it.
It's like a basketball game.
Oh, oh.
I wanted to start again.
There she goes.
I closed my eyes for a second.
What?
Oh, what?
She just shot through the floor.
She's gone.
Just like that.
Oh, nope.
I had some lag.
She's gone for me too.
She just shot through the floor and fucking died.
No.
You're doing so good, Froggy.
So good frog, you're doing good.
You have made it through every room of the back real.
If this happened to you for real, you'd live.
Really?
Yeah.
But I can't run in the real life.
At all?
No, I hope this locate my knees.
Oh, you dislocated your knee?
No, no, no.
If I do run, I dislocate my knees so I can't run.
Both of the, oh god, I'm so sorry.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
I'll carry her, I'll carry her.
I have Patella Ulta.
I'll carry her.
Patella Ulta means is your kneecaps are prone to dislocating and mine are very, very bad.
Mine are very, very bad.
So really, if I came to the backrooms, I'd probably die because I can't run.
I don't want to feel the dislocation either and then die.
I'd rather just die, so I don't think I'd even try to run.
I think I'd just sit down and accept my fate,
kind of like her right now.
Oh, it's false alarm.
I thought it was my time, bro.
I thought I was gonna go.
I thought it was my fucking time.
I can't believe I'm in my email.
That was just a false alarm.
Oh my, when did my Rihanna turn off?
Rihanna's getting me through everything right now.
I need her.
I like her song where she talks about buying the man the night and breaking the dishes
Yes, I do I want a little motor car
Yeah, we'll get her a little more of a tiny little motor car. I want to be a mobility Mary
Do you remember mobility Mary? I miss mobility Mary. What an icon. I
Love her. That's my go
Mobility Mary
I'm going! It's my time! Take me!
Even in time, she's happy about it.
Let's all go together!
To the dusty place!
We got this.
If we don't fall in together...
We'll die together inside this place.
We got it this time!
We got it!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, she's amped cake!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, Ghostie?
Yes, she's amped cake.
Ghostie?
Ghostie?
Ghostie, I swear to God, Ghostie is 3.30 in the morning.
Get your cute little ass back in your computer chair right fuckin' now!
Get your- are you wearing a headset where you can hear me far away from the computer?
Juicy fucking thing back in the computers
Are you serious wait are you for real?
Does it feel as if it's gonna get completed or something?
Someone in chat said she was falling asleep and asleep, and I legitimately believed them
because it is real late right now.
One guy said, somebody said check the game chat, but I can't.
It's blank, because I'm late.
Yeah, it's blank now, because we all died.
Look in the game chat, I swear she's off!
She's getting pizza!
She's getting pizza, okay.
Okay.
Well, I hope she's having a good pizza.
I hope she didn't stand the eating on her couch like last time,
that she sat down with her costume.
So steep!
We've been playing for seven and a half hours.
Wait, what?
We have?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's been seven and a half hours.
It just feels like we just started playing because I'm having so much fun with you guys.
Aw.
I'm having a lot of fun too.
Roddy is dying.
He is dying.
Roddy is dying.
I'm losing it.
She is being tortured.
I'm so sorry.
She is being tortured!
I'm so sorry, Brogie. You've been in the real backrooms this entire time, and it frustrates me like the backrooms!
I've been in the real backrooms! I've been in the real actual backrooms!
I was like, this is gonna be so fun!
What a fun little game this is gonna be!
But then it wasn't a game, it stuck me in like the Matrix, or Freddy the Fish. Fred Fish.
fish. Do you remember Freddy? Do you remember Freddy the fish? Yes. Do you remember Freddy the fish?
Dude, that game where you could help, there's a Freddy the fish game and there's a minigame
where you're in a prison and there's a fish convict behind bars but you can play dress-up
like it's a dress-up minigame and I'm just going to dress up and I think it's pretty fucking weird
Freddy, this little kid comes into the police station and he just starts dressing up a convicted felon.
It's like they're weird, man.
It's weird.
What a black game! What's that game?
What are they teaching kids?
Well, I see.
Bro, dress up!
Did you ever play GirlSoFoGames.com?
Freddy, fish, but there's a police station with a dress-up game.
What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
Freddy Fish in the Case of the Missing Calp!
Calp?
What?!
Freddy Fish 3 in the Case...
Oh no wait.
Freddy Fish 3 in the Case of the Stolen Cod Shell.
There's a mini game in the jail slash police station where Uncle Benny is locked up and...
Then I scum!
...and subsets Dress Up Game!
Bro, I don't dress up, I dress down.
I got that hobo style.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh.
Why? Why? Why?
Has that as well clouds as mine?
It sucks to me.
I can't feel things strong, my finger hurts.
I shouldn't be hurting you.
I hate holding crouched. I have to move through this game slow as shit and nothing's happening.
You're doing great, Robbie. Look. You've mastered the backgrounds.
You're earning the ability scooter unlocked for the next playthrough. There you go.
I actually think I would survive because well you could dodge half the mobs just by crawling around and that's easier for me than running.
You would survive then.
I'd probably live. I would live.
You would live.
I would fucking live.
You'd not just live, you'd thrive.
I'd thrive. I would become one of the monsters in the back rooms that you could encounter.
Except that I'd only be a monster and that I wouldn't stop talking to you or telling oh crap
Okay, oh crap
How bad.
Is it this way?
It's all off.
It's all off.
Excuse me, Miss.
Excuse me, Miss.
No more if I do, just passing through, just passing through Miss, just passing through.
Just passing through.
Stop by Homosapiens.
I'm not sure what that's all about.
I'm not sure what that's all about.
Maybe I had to crawl.
And, well, I think you need to take a look at this.
I want to touch it.
I want to cross it as fast as I can and help.
Oh wait, no, don't put it on me.
Don't put it on me.
It says don't throw it put too much stress on it
Well, I'm stressed
Who needs who needs all my wall?
I'll give me anything I'll waste oh
To eat the scooter that he rides the tiny little French scooter the little homo erotic French scooter
I want that tiny little homo erotic French scooter. Oh my god
It's like silly 101 before she got pregnant and ruined it
Why Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant at 16 and they ended the show because she couldn't stop like closing her legs
I blame her with that. Oh my god, Zoe. Oh my god
What?
It's Zoe, oh my god.
I just wanted more, but unfortunately she opened up her leg and her heart and she got a child out of blood lock.
Oh, that's right.
But she sounds...
Which way?
But she sounds like maybe Jimmy Liz Spears is a horrible person.
Wait, what?
I just want to say she sounds nice as we get a train back.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm out of here.
Fuckin' slob and knob.
And now how it's gonna be?
It would be sucked clean off of my body.
I'm talking, it would be like ripping a-
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
WTF?
Are you guys dead?
I'm not taking the chance.
I'll fix this.
I'm not saving.
Wait, am I going backwards?
I don't think so.
I think I'm progressing.
Right?
Yeah, she is.
This looks new.
Right?
this looks new what whoa we did it I could stand I hate anybody who's mean
to Britney Spears we're back here we're back in this fucking hole we're back
We're back at this piss yellow fucking mustard stain looking fucking whole.
We're back at this turkey gravy looking fucking...
Uh oh, now I'm stuck.
I'm so dumb.
Now I'm stuck there.
I'm stuck there! Help!
I'm stuck in the dark, oh nooo!
We live here in the darkness, you and me.
You and me, we live here in the darkness.
You and me.
You and me. Forever in the dark.
Forever in the darkness. Forever in the darkness.
Forever in the darkness. That's me.
Oh, my back.
Oh no, now she's trapped just like me.
Hey, are we both trapped in here?
Ghosty. It's Froggy.
If one of you can hear me, can you guys go back to let the ladder and just go down it?
Can you guys go back to the ladder and go down?
We're trapped!
Please, I don't, you can't hear, I can't hear you, but if you can hear me, Ghosty,
go back to the ladder with Froggy and go down. It's at the spawn.
Just, just go back.
I
Think we're out she's fucking she's freaking I
Think I'm gonna go down the ladder like you asked um I got a chocolate bar
We're going back and now we go back okay now we can all go up the ladder
We've been we've had a chain saw
Is that the wrong way?
It wasn't the wrong way you made the right choice we just we got stuff back
there so we were going in the right
Oh, I want to have a drink on tea.
There might be a secondary chair.
Oh, she's happy here.
Where are you?
Oh, the red carpet.
Yeah, it's the red carpet.
Do you want this?
Or...
You can have it.
Whoa!
I wanna drop it.
I wanna drop it.
Oh, I-
Oh, did I drop it?
Oh, yeah, you did!
Hmm, I need to grab it.
Let's go.
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
You kill that motherfucker, you tell him who's boss.
Do you have to use the chainsaw on this wall?
Oh, boy.
I don't know.
There's a secondary one down here.
Oh my god, I'm a genius.
They're so smart.
Oh my god, this far is the ever-living.
Oh my god.
Let's go, baby.
That ghosty just fell into the ground.
I'm not sure if she's dead or if that was positive.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ghost, are you okay?
I'm here, I'm just...
Oh!
No, we were so close!
Hey!
Are you here?
I found you I found you okay yeah it's me it's me I guess we were supposed to find the others
Eww I guess this place smells really bad this place looks like my attic oh no with all those
spores
oh god, what are you getting?
it's like my attic for real or not
this is where I came from, I dropped in from here
hahahahahaha
don't say you spawned in the mold room
I spawned in the mold room
nooo
I'm gonna keep the winters
that's so fucked up
oh, this way maybe?
make that winter room
OH GRIFFIE!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'll help you out.
We hear you guys!
Wait, are you guys wearing this all the time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're here.
Guys?
Guys?
Guys?
What the fuck?
Oh.
Oh, God.
I just left my contain pixels critically acclaimed.
Guys?
Is that you?
okay okay okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah
let's wait where's ghosty? it's kind of like sauntered up here like
oh yeah it's horrifying you never know what those guys are gonna pop up
the critically acclaimed oh no arrow a 24 back room ghosty is that you is that you
Okay!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What?
We okay?
We okay?
We okay.
So scary.
Okay.
I'm not scary, I'm just chillin'.
I thought you were alone.
I'm getting notifications that's telling me that a suggestive collab member is grimy.
What do I tell them?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know, she's trying to wear DMs very often, I don't know.
She's watching 800 cats and they all exploded randomly.
Oh my god, this makes so much sense when there's arrows.
This game is so much easier when there's arrows.
There should be a feature.
Pull all the levers and run through the gate so we can't follow you, uh oh.
Oh
What the actual fuck
Oh
Well, I tried.
I tried, okay?
I tried.
It could have been a weapon.
I have to try something!
I did my best!
I did my best!
I did my best and my breath!
Oh wait, is there on a timer?
timer? Look! Absolutely stinks.
I hate that scribble bye.
Oh god, it's time, the switches are timed.
What the fuck? It's just literally out there.
Oh, oh, gotcha.
I have the problem.
That didn't work out very well, but, you know, teach their arms.
I deserve the W.
No?
He does.
What?
He do deserve that W.
Sure.
Yeah.
You really see it stop?
Okay.
We got all dressed.
All dressed.
Shit.
Idiot.
You want my pollution?
They're like the salad dress and chips I understand they're all dressed and
they have everything they got a cactus on it.
Whoa.
What's this?
I understand the work is done.
Oh it's a lever that's timed.
Time for what?
We have to pull them all at the same time to open the gate so that we can leave.
Uh, should I stay here then?
Yeah, yeah. Stay here.
Yeah, I'll stay here.
Guys?
I'm sorry.
Guys?
Garlets?
Ha!
I like Teriyaki's amazing, dude.
So why was it so bad?
Sometimes it's just about being alive.
You ain't broken, honey. Learn it. You're learning to put yourself in danger.
Do you like weed?
I'll go on one switch.
Sorry, I'm not remembering to hold down this thing, so I'm gonna just put this on.
Yeah, I just had to put it always on, even if it sounds a little bit buzzy on my end.
Cause I keep forgetting to not push the button.
I just need to push the button, but I forget. It's one button.
Come on, Ian.
It's hard.
It's hard.
Ooh.
I'm a bit confused because it seems like the switches move.
I think so.
This is a kind of rough one.
I don't think, if it's not letting us save our progress, we gotta get them each time
and they move.
Right.
There's another switch here.
But they're timed.
We got one.
Oh, what?
You see?
What?
You see?
Oh, crap.
I feel like, I feel like we're timed until we get all of them.
And then when we all hit them at the same time,
they stay down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, ghost stayed at one. I guess they had this one.
Okay.
And then we can find the other two.
I don't know where Froggy went.
Yeah.
I'm out in the hall.
Okay, you're in the hall?
I'm out in the hall.
Yeah.
Can you try opening that to see if it opens this, or switching that to see if it opens this?
Uh-oh.
Oh, crap.
Do you need anything?
Do you need almonds?
I got it.
I got juice.
I'm gonna see if that works for me.
The juices were stamina only.
I'm a fine sun, then.
I'll find some.
I can do it.
I can find some.
I have some.
Oh, I got it.
Thank you, I get to lay out.
I have almond water.
Thank you.
Alright, then we got this.
It doesn't open though.
Uh, if you...it doesn't open it?
Okay.
I gotta go back around.
We'll just tell each other when we can...when we can pull it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna find Froggy a switch then I'll find one.
Froggy?
I've been hiding in here. I'm scared.
I'm not afraid to drink my juice. Froggy red! Froggy red! Froggy red! Froggy red!
Put your behind! Put your behind in, girl! No!
Oh my god, I can see! Oh my god, I can see!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. He laughed.
He looks like squiggles, like this should not be as threatening as he is.
It's his sounds, his sounds are intimidating.
Great.
A juice makes you run a lot faster, actually.
Okay.
Okay, I think the thirst is...
I feel like you in the back rooms, but I realized I just love the back rooms, like I want to be here.
Like this is my vacation. I get to be here, I get to live here, and it's beautiful.
That's fucking insane what you just said.
That's insane. That's insane.
Help!
Help.
Help.
Help.
Yeah, half of it away from me.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help!
Help!
Bro! Bro!
bro my sanity is fading fast what if I like stand here
oh okay
Oh
I said a key
Juice!
Juice!
Piss Juice!
Piss Juice Mountain Pea!
But for a yogurt male like me, money is no object.
Thanks to the multi-million dollar military contracts to use my bone cells to develop
With weapons and armor, I can easily afford my yogurt preservation and bail when I get
arrested for stealing or child stocking.
I no longer need to defecate or urinate.
My powerful body uses yogurt as its primary fuel source and is so efficient that it leaves
Zero waste.
My semen is literally yogurt.
So if I was ever lost in the wilderness,
I could suck myself off for nourishment.
No leave from there.
I'm unstoppable.
Sulfas and betas give me weird looks when I walk down the street, but I am unaffected.
Like the lion walking through the savannah, full of hyenas.
If lions ate yogurt and not gazelles.
God, I fucking love yogurt.
I have to go. It's yogurt time.
Yogurt time.
Use these powers wisely. And subscribe.
Yes.
Well, evolutionary.
revolutionary absolutely revolutionary
oh no
oh
I think I have enough time.
What do we know now?
We'll find this dude and die.
Excuse me, sir. Can you rip my guts out, please?
okay braze all right we can do it
I
Really think I'm safe. I was a fucking safe
I had good pizza though
very good oh you have good pizza that's so good
banana peppy pizza banana peppy peeps um what a tendon no I definitely ruined it
all but I also want to sit at give you guys on my go-go juice out of good will
I shouldn't have taken both of your vocal juices.
I don't know. I don't know. I have Perich.
I cannot survive. I have to die.
I have to die if it.
I have Perich.
I don't need that kind of talk.
I found a lea- Okay, okay, Broggy found a lea-
Yo, Ghosty, you found anything? Oh, Grr- I- I gotta be honest, the finding came to an end about like a- like a month ago, like a non-month, I mean like a month ago.
Okay, so you haven't found anything?
I have a lucky talkie?
I don't.
I found a lever.
Oh no, I'm the only one left and I'm dead.
That V-E-D dead.
Is Elsa alive?
No.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Little mouse is not alive!
I'm sorry.
Okay, I think I can get both.
I have to trust that ghostie is going to use that.
I have to trust what's
Gonna be reflipped you have to wait until it cools down
It's probably the one
Is this it?
Oh crap.
It probably was.
Okay.
Oh!
What?
Okay.
Oh wait.
Oh no.
Wait a minute.
I think?
Stop opening my door!
Stop closing it!
Stop closing it!
Stop closing it!
Stop closing it!
Stop closing it!
Stop closing it!
I think...
Stop opening my door, not closing it!
Does that mean that you can get it three high? We could leap probably!
Oh look look look look!
So, Devi, like, what I'm thinking is like...
What I'm thinking is like, if I go back and get my lever...
Turn around!
It'll be pretty high.
Yeah, I think we need my lever.
It was going up!
I should run back and get that one.
I think we have to pull all four. Let me see.
You're doing good, Froggy.
Wait!
You're doing good. We just need to find one lever apiece.
Oh god!
We just need to find one lever in here!
There's the one that...
I can do this lever. I can do this lever.
I can do this lever. The last lever is like right where we leave. We can just all meet up there and pull it together.
I won't.
So let's... let's...
I don't know where we're going.
Do you guys remember where your levers were?
No.
No.
I'll be back.
Okay.
Okay, you got this. Just let me know. Hi, kitty. How you doing? How's life been?
I hope you're well. I hope you're good. We're- we're trapped in there.
That's not good.
What is pretty weird is that you see me and not, like, whatever, something.
I think...
What the fuck?
Uhhh...
No, no!
Did you hit me?
I'm like, he's broken!
He was a racer once, I thought it was a bunny bunny.
He's broken.
He's stoked.
He's stoked.
Wigglyman Stoke. Wigglyman Stokes. Wigglyman Stoke.
Oh my god. Don't drink the red one!
Wigglyman getting Stoke? Is it normal for Squiggleman to get Stoke?
Okie squiggleman?
Come on, fucker, keep away.
Please.
It's hydration.
EZUKINI! EZUKINI!
EZUKINI! EZUKINI!
Do you read me? Like the emoji?
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh, gosh. Oh, jeez.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, jeez.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh, my fucking god. No way.
No way. No way. Let's go!
Oh my god, oh god, yes!
We did it!
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god, yes!
Oh my god, yes!
Fuck that!
Fuck that!
Fuck this game!
What is this?
It's the London.
Oh, this one's so good!
The airport.
The London.
The airport's here.
Oh my god.
This one's really good.
Are you a fan of this one?
I love her.
I love the ladders.
I think I- I think I'm a big game and bro game and uh...
Windows.
It's- guys this is like my favorite back room. It's in-
Oh this one!
Oh god I'm gonna die.
Yeah, I'm gonna go crazy because I don't got candy bar.
This is an actual place.
I got a candy bar for you.
Actually a hotel in London.
Take- take that.
At the candy bar you guys going crazy. I have a juice.
I got the candy bar.
I need a snack like Patrick Star, whatever he said.
I ain't eat no candy bar.
I'm gonna like try to eat my face.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Is it candy?
Is it strawberry?
Mmm.
What is going on?
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
Why is it?
Why?
Why?
What?
What?
Why did it go wrong?
When I put it in the thing, I put it in the right thing.
Why did it go wrong?
The windows probably, the window loans!
I don't understand!
You ate my only food and now I'm gonna starve!
I did it!
Do you like this?
I'm gonna eat this mountain dew.
I do!
Yeah, I want that.
How do I drop it? I'm going crazy.
You're crazy.
You can drag it.
Grimmy, she died?
Oh!
I thought that we left her there with four leavers to like have to get. I felt so bad.
I think I got two leavers Grimmy.
I died.
That's awesome.
I pressed two.
I got all addressed.
I have three.
What?
We did it. We did it.
Oh, I'm going crazy.
Oh crap. We got the bullseye.
Crazy, crazy.
The smiley ghost is getting a hold of me.
Oh, baby.
Na na na na na na.
What are you going crazy?
I'm gonna slam.
Clam slam.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
I got the doors behind you. Uh oh. I think I'm dead.
Roggy?
Fucking twisted my fucking dick right now dude you fucking twisted my fucking cock off right now, dude
Get the left of the door
Close it
Oh
Emergency order authority has issued emergency evacuation was he's evacuating nearest designated quarantine center
Oh
Okay, I'm calm
Um hey this sucks
Oh
It's something
We should go upstairs
And hide.
I'll take your left.
Oh
Okay
Don't think you left
Are you here?
I think that's her, but I can't tell.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I don't hear him, though.
I don't have a flashlight, so that really sucks, because I can't see.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where I'm going.
What?
Oh man.
Chill again.
I'm gonna go and chill again.
Oh my god, I see.
Alright.
What the f**k is that?
How did he see me?
Is he both?
Oh, he let go please.
Murderо
atه
Oh
Uh
What I do
Look at its foot!
Oh no...
Just kill me bro.
Once I... I couldn't find that... I couldn't see the door.
Like the door to open.
did you see okay we had to do I saw you shit good after it I thought he wouldn't
I thought he wouldn't do it he was standing there he really wanted to kill
Santa unlock the houses that are red I can open this easiest one would be
right well actually this is different than what I thought it would be yeah it's
a bit confusing so like we're here right there like where the circle thing is
okay so it's this house oh shit he's coming
so that's all coming we're not nearly he's coming oh man okay okay
Whoa, what the hell is that.
What the fuck was that?
What is that?
That was a dude with like a crowbar, oh my God, oh!
There's a lot of things going on in this.
What the fuck?
I did not.
Okay, wait a minute.
Thank you so much for the order gift.
It's so thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Um, guys, that's a fucking mess, though.
Good luck, Emily.
Look on your job in Torvey.
Wait, are we bugging in?
Wait, are we all dead and now we're bugged?
And now we're bugged?
Oh no Froggy's alive.
But I can't follow her.
Or she's just hiding here.
Oh
Wait, why am I trying to talk to you dude? I don't even know
Oh, what just happened?
Wow, this is hard.
I'm alive.
Got eaten by a eyeball.
Oh, there's flat glass knife here.
Is this the last level?
What if I told you?
Yes and no.
It's for 3am.
How is this not the...
I'm on the same level.
I'm just going to be on the same level.
It's 34 levels.
I'm on the same level.
I don't know what level this is.
Like 8?
Oh, what?
Here you guys.
It's level 9.
9? I'm at 30?
I can't stay awake any more.
I'm hurting in the morning.
I love you guys, I love you guys, you guys are my treasures.
I want to let you pick yourself again.
Pick you up by the arm at a time.
Shake you and give you smoothies on your head.
You guys want to play again in the future?
Or are you old back rooms out?
I'll leave you to the game.
I'll finish it. I just need to go to sleep right now
Guys
He's kinda like, chillin' on me.
That's beautiful. He wanted to save Santa because he's done so much for children.
Oh ho ho.
Dad, I think he's like, on top of me.
If you go in any different direction, I think he'll kill you.
No, like, he's like, stuck on me.
Oh
He's like literally stuck on me. Oh
I'm moving him right now. This would be like this would be really easy to win this little area. He's my friend
That's beautiful. He's my friend now. You tame this. You tame this heart. I tame the beast.
Now I'm going to die.
I'll let you down here.
Well, it's just us.
It's been a good run, guys.
Same time next week.
Same time next week.
Thursday?
Same.
5 p.m. P.S.D.
Which means Psst.
Girls night.
Yes, Psst.
Girls night Thursday.
Yeah, pushes out on three. Three. Pushes out!
No!
Sorry, I don't know.
I can't go. Sometimes.
Okay.
I don't know how to quit. I love you guys. Good night.
Aw, good night, ghostie. Oh, oh, she explodes.
Good night.
Good night. It was very nice to meet you.
What? What do you mean?
It was very nice to meet you. Oh, I'm on my sleep medication. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, we've met before
We've met before but I wouldn't be doing but I don't want it's because you're seeing I want them to keep on going with us
Yeah, that's how I'm dealing too. I want to be this I want to keep going but we can do it
We can do it. We can do our gals. We need our gals and we're gonna do it and we will win
We're gonna win. This is gonna be so much fun. We're gonna win the back room.
Yeah. The back end room's enough. We can do it.
We can do it.
Now we're bringing the men- we're bringing in the SCP-ed.
Yeah, the SCP-ed back in rooms. Ambien.
Yeah, yeah, baby. Ambien. We're going on Ambien.
Oh, shit. I'm about to drop a Benadryl. Let's go.
Let's go
He's coming back. I'm poofin. Oh, bye all right
SCP'd
S. E. P. Put on the lights!
Nia just messaged me because I sent her the yogurt guy, the yogurt affirmation.
She goes, I just put this on while half asleep.
This is so powerful.
My yogurt male is awakening.
Yes, yes.
We can, we can do it. Together.
Not sure why you're special.
Mrs. Coloss from No Limits Fun.
Many yogurt males don't know why they're special.
We have a unique set of tastes that set us apart within the social hierarchy.
In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man.
We are.
Mysterious, intelligent, calcium rich, independent, sexual, and predatory.
Listen to these affirmations to discover your strengths, understand your mysterious diet,
and dominate Greek people.
What the fuck?
Let's begin.
Is this because of... Is this because of Greek yogurt? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Where's my light?
Where's my light?
Next thing.
I'm blind.
I'm a lone wolf.
I decide which flavors of yogurt are objectively best.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
It's candy.
Best.
Best.
It's Keel, I'm in peach.
Keel I'm in peach.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
Greek.
Greek.
Australian.
Australian.
French.
French.
All yogurt is simply-
What is for Australian yogurt?
Mine for the taking.
All yogurt is mine.
I have no friends.
I have no friends.
And that gives me strength.
That gave me strength.
More time for yoga.
More time for yoga.
Her 438 in the video.
Session. It's hard for inferior beings to abide by.
I am not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school.
Please get away from this little guy. Affirmations it would be absolute peak.
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
I can't! I-I know! Wazir's laughing fucking kills me, bro, what the fuck?
I
Be partner in a restrict
Then everybody and their mom is playing subnautica to roll everybody's playing subnautica to
I won't play it.
My mom doesn't want to hear your mom not playing it.
I want to try it.
Isn't that promise Connor that I'll play with him?
I mean, surely he wouldn't get upset if I played it by myself for a little bit.
Also, I don't know if you guys saw.
Tomorrow, uh, Ross's game over drops tomorrow.
Game over drops tomorrow and I'm so excited to watch it.
I'm so excited to watch it.
But...
He put out a request.
He put out a request.
He said...
Ross tweeted,
If you are a streamer,
who reacts to Game of Earth for content on release,
And you still haven't beaten my Mario Maker 2 world.
Your chat should bully you about it until you do.
That's my price of admission.
Which just so happens that I have the meaning to play his Mario Maker 2 world.
Because there was actually a sub-world mine.
And to this day I still haven't played it.
So I can't watch it until I play it.
Cause I'm gonna do right by him and play it.
I'm gonna do right by him and play it bro.
GRAMMY!
GRAMMY!
THANK YOU FOR THE RAIN!
WHAT THE HECK?
Oh my god my OBS freaking lagged.
What the fuck?
Thank you for the rain.
That's so much fun!
I love the back room so much!
We must play more back rooms.
Wait now that I know this is up your alley.
And did you know I have a whole category for back rooms games in my steam line.
library. I have over one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. I have 26 back room games in my steam
library. If you ever want to play any back room game with me, I'm down to play any back
room game because I own practically every
room game that exists because I love the back room
that's a lot of back in rooms
you're down to clown me too me too
no one ever wants to play
even even the critically acclaimed horrible game called back rooms cleanup crew
crew. Actually it was a pretty good game. I had a fun time. I wonder if they added more content.
The back room's clean up crew. That was pretty fun.
The critically acclaimed back room's clean up crew. Where you clean the back room rooms.
Oh Grim Reaper go to bed. You can go to bed if you want to.
Have you even played the back rooms in VR chat?
There's a VR chat back rooms.
It was pretty good.
It made me cry.
It actually scared the shit out of me.
It made me cry.
It happened to me twice too. I tried playing with Nyan one time and I cried and then I tried playing with Connor and I cried
I freaked out. It was really scary. I wonder if they added new stuff to it
I wonder if they added new stuff to it
Please play that again
I will play it again. You'll see. I will roll um so I was thinking like I was thinking
tomorrow tomorrow we have um tomorrow tomorrow we have
homemade or tomorrow we have a collab
if if pia's all right because i don't know if pia's
i don't know if pia's sick or not because i i heard that she was sick
Yeah, she's been extremely sick, right?
We're supposed to play...
I'll just tell him you went on a vacation, so whatever.
If you want to un-fuck invagation, you should have knocked on invagation.
It's amazing you should play Subnautica too.
Wait for Monkey so you can both experience it for the first time, um, I don't think I'm
I'm gonna fucking wait.
Are we gonna play with you?
I was just gonna play by myself.
And I was just gonna play by myself.
Your hairstyle is beautiful.
Let me, hold on, I gotta, I forgot,
let me add a super,
I gotta add Super Mario Maker to my switch.
I don't need a new mic, it still works.
It still fucking works! It still works!
It still works!
It still fucking works!
It still fucking works.
Why would I eat?
It still fucking works.
It's fine.
Oh shit.
Video game card added.
We should play it on like Saturday or something, the Super Mario Maker 2?
Super Mario Maker 2 Saturday?
Play on Saturday?
Thumbs up.
Thumbs up?
Everything works until it does and bro, you're telling me!
Airfulk, I tell em, hey bruv!
If I, if I dock the switch will it still download?
If I dock the switch will it still download?
If I dock the switch will it still download?
My back is not broken!
Oh, you're sick.
Sick.
We could do Miriam and...
Damn it, girl!
Miriam, make your Entomodachi life on Saturday.
Shut up.
It is.
Yeah, look.
It's not play now, but that's true.
It's plays, curse Mario.
I don't have to beat it.
I just have to play it.
I also have to play Strawberry Magic.
So I might do Strawberry Magic on Saturday too.
you
you
you
you
you
There's a movie theater level!
Wow!
Bruh!
Shit!
There's so much now!
There's a McDonald's level!
Oh my god, I gotta go to McDonald's!
We gotta go to the McDonald's level!
I wanna go to McDonald's!
Okay, he said I could play it.
He just told me not to spoil anything.
I wanna try this game all by myself.
So, Michael, just test it out just to see if it's good.
Everybody says it's good and I see everybody and their mom playing it and I wanna try it.
Happy partner universe, thank you.
Thanks guys, thanks.
I'm going into the deep.
Whoa!
of nautica too
terms of service
uh
i'm not reading all this
oh no, what if i like
submit to like human sacrifice or something and i didn't realize it
I feel like this is kind of this is fine kind of blind
So if not a good tool is actively being developed for all in early access, you may encounter
bugs and issues while playing.
We look forward to your ideas and feedback as we collaborate with you and our community
on all our future updates.
Why I feel hungry all of a sudden.
I'm kinda hungry.
Welcome to Earth.
Single player game, Submarica 2.
Manage health hunger, thirst and oxygen, respawn upon death, but drop some items.
Explore freely with unlimited resources.
Know how hunger...
I'm not a pussy!
Desert World Zuzura will last 14 years. It is a one-way trip. When you awaken, your new life begins.
Oh, okay.
For the Desert, select Pioneer 2 Print.
I can pick a girl? Triage?
Felix? Stone?
Tether! Oh my God! Is this me or does this look like he has a big wiener?
Hey, I don't have my...
Where is it?
Guys? Where is it?
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
Oh, here it is.
Oh my god.
Very nice.
Perfect!
My Snorko!
Customize...
I got Custom...
oh.
Oh, hale area.
Oh, this one's fabrication's coming soon.
I'll go make it.
How do I make my ass fat?
Water print complete.
Continue implant reset to factory settings.
What?
Have an impact?
Should I use that as a BBL?
No way you said BBL in the voltage.
Around even 25 distance!
13 minutes.
Adjustation required.
Pressure tolerance.
Unknown genetic compatibility.
Highly pressurized air is destroying your lungs, adaptation required.
Uh oh.
Am I gonna die?
I am all. You are the QI. Your life is Marijala. Marijala is your life. I wish I could make
full introductions but courtesy is my sweet. We are both going to die if we stay here.
There's another now-known in life pod outside.
Get me there and I can get us both to safety.
You are burning in slow motion.
Under 60 atmospheres of pressure,
oxygen becomes a neurotoxin.
What?
Nitrogen levels saturate your flesh
and pry your joints apart.
What?
I've opened the door to the adaptation chamber.
The body can borrow tricks from Indigenous life.
You'll feel better.
You'll be better. The last pioneer didn't make it to the life pod.
I'm activating that black box signal. You will make it. That's why you're worth a QI.
Wait, I'm not a real human, I'm fake.
Is the death imminent?
This is a lot to process. This is a lot to process. This is a lot to process for me.
Wait, how do I pick you up, bro?
You will make it. That's why you want the QI. You will.
Uh...
Well, maybe I might not make it. I might die.
I can't run! I have jelly legs!
You can adapt survival traits from a Cessarine rat.
Precate to the Samping Pavilion.
Did you just call me a fucking rat?
Tampering detected.
Our kingdom have found.
You must adapt alien traits to survive.
Samping.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
...and Oxide Synthesis.
Pressure Tolies, Increased.
Vital Signs, Stabilizing.
Congratulations.
This hole is now your relative.
What?! We're related now?!
Eww, I'm related to this thing?!
Yuck!
Distraction Flare...
I'm a gloop thing now I'm related to fricking balls
I'm a little bit off are you crazy?
Motion blur off!
Oh, oops.
Uh, I was hoping it had, like, um, my snorkel's too big.
What do you mean my snorkel?
Leave my snorkel alone!
I thought it was, like, an F.O.V., but I guess not, huh?
Oh well.
Text!
Whoa!
Bam!
Perfect for me.
Large.
There's an Apple V Slider?
Where?
I have 45 seconds of Oxygen.
Oh, let me go tell my friend.
Friend, look, I got it!
Look friend, I'm related to balls now!
Oh, okay.
He's not my friend, he doesn't want to talk to me again.
I just wanted to tell my friend that we're related to balls now,
but, well, somebody didn't want to talk to me.
What do you think?
Can you feel my balls?
Oh my god, this place is a freaking dump. What the? This place stinks!
Pressure following.
Oh, I got... help.
I don't know what that means, but...
Whoa, suits.
Any suits for me?
Nope.
Oh, maybe I'm just wearing it already.
Oh, I got Wotour.
Purified Wotour?
For me?
Happy part of your anniversary.
Thank you very much, thank you.
Sponge.
Poke, poke, poke.
Can I pick it up?
I can't even pick it up.
Whoa, what is...
Ew!
What the...
Ava suit.
What does that mean?
What does barrel trauma mean?
Like the game?
I sure heard me.
Oh, this is terrifying.
Blackbox unknown. If you are currently underwater, close your PDA and move to an air supply immediately.
The pine hole.
It's an inventory unless you can return with rescue
hundreds of stored colonists.
Oh, what are you saying?
Trapped here.
What did you say to me?
Oh my god, this is scary.
What the fuck?
This is even scarier than the other game.
What the fuck?
Is that reprint point?
This is scarier than the fucking game.
Oh.
Maybe there'll be more customization later.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Popping Noa image to light while done. Thank you the sleep favor is extremely confined. Assess mission state?
My full name is Noetic Advisor Noa. ISV, CID, SP3.
Okay.
Between us, I prefer Noa. You are the QI.
Hey, Noa?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, thank you for the 50th episode!
Thank you very much!
You will have to lead the way.
Are you ready to begin?
Wait a minute, did he just say...
There's 40,000 souls stored into memory?
I have 40,000 souls!
40,000 people are in the court's memory?
I can't release the life pod.
The clams have corroded shut.
The tyranny of matter.
You'll have to swim out and release them manually.
They're on the back of the pod, outside the passenger window.
Mind your breath.
I can't release the lifepod.
So I could go out by myself and do it.
It's up to us.
Where is he?
I don't wanna swim, I'm scared!
Guys! Where do we go?
It doesn't even tell me where to go!
He told you wait let me listen to what he said again.
I can't release the lifepod. The clowns have corroded shut. The tyranny of matter. You'll have to swing out and release them manually. They're on the back of the pod, outside the passenger window. Mind your breath.
Wait, so I'll stay here?
Oh, brother.
Oh, no.
Eerie.
Oh no.
Erie.
Help.
I think I did it.
I knew it.
Prepare for launch.
Life form is...
Trajectory error.
What?
What do you mean trajectory error?
Confusion.
Launch.
Trust is disabled.
Turn to the right, trust is...
Stand back.
Oh no, I'm going to the bottom of the ocean!
Just attention restored. Brace for corrective re-autition.
Ahhhh!
Collision, obstruction detected. Increasing thrusters.
Oh, please.
Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, my God!
On the world's present.
Wake up!
Wake up, Samurai!
Start now, just not recognize the sky.
Uh-oh. What do you mean?
Searching glass by a signature on the horizon.
Whoa!
I'm not a tattoo in this world!
You are not on Cicero, Pernia.
Where the fuck am I then?
Where am I?
And what is this cactus?
Oh, look!
Ooh, I can craft!
Oh, there's no tree in block!
I printed 26 colonists before the sleep bait drowned. Many of them know them once. This is my purpose.
To reincarnate you from digital storage, support your work, and if necessary, reverse your death.
If I lose track of my colonists, I am empowered to send a qualified investigator to track them down.
Do this for me, and I can offer you hazard pay.
Credit against your contract debt.
Wow, thanks.
Risk a code.
Sierra Ordinal 1-2.
I am already searching for the black boxes of the missing colonists.
Stand by it for search locations.
Downloading colony manifests to your PDA.
Thanks for your manifold.
I printed 26 colonists before the sleep-bake route.
Many of them only once.
This is my purpose. To reincarnate you from Digital Missy as in Cezarra.
What is it?
I thought you should discover that for yourself, investigator.
There should be a colony waiting for us.
Your fellow pioneers. My fellow load-a-lots.
Working together to break ground for those who still sleep.
Instead, silence.
Not even the cicada answers.
Oh no, we're alone.
I sent your PDA to standard survival time.
While you find any area you can fabricate your tools,
I'll apply myself to the life pod sensors.
Uh, okay.
My PDA.
Life pod.
Look at all the people!
What is that creature?
Alright, what can I make?
Hmm, basic things.
Standard air tank.
Survival multi-tool.
Standard air bladder.
All the usual, the usuals, the usuals.
Um, mild acid, salvage titanium, glass.
Lucifer Brotsack?
Oh!
Excuse me?
Water?
First aid?
Excuse me?
Well, I don't have any resources, so I'll have to go out.
Whoa!
Wee!
The colony is your best chance of survival.
The prolonged search will require food and water.
Yes, I know. Whoa, look at the water.
What is this little, little bubbley thing?
Ooh, oxygen bubble.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
This organism filters Brian into drinkable fresh water. This may be an adaptation to the sea
waters and nominously high fire and loot.
Well, I didn't know I should have been a stingy, but this is p-
Damn, look at this little thing, it's so cute! It's so cute and ugly at the same time.
Ugly cute.
You told me.
Oxygen.
Digestive Incontatability.
I'm gonna look for more stuff.
Whoa, what is that thing?
Seawater sultan detects a source of genetic adaptations in this region, packing a brool with viral activity in the same source.
Investigate in caution.
Really?
The poetic advisor has transmitted an alert.
Notice the intrusive and consistent heart icon.
Return to the life pod at your convenience.
Remember that you are in command of the mission.
Okay.
I'm in command.
Whoa look at this fish, it's so cute.
It's so cute and so big.
He looks friendly.
Whoa.
Ooh, I got food!
I got food!
Oxygen.
Alright, we gotta do something about the oxygen point.
Poor little bone.
What is that thing?
Well, what planet is this?
From hand tools to creation of system habitats, titanium is an ideal structural material.
What planet are we on, bro?
This is London!
Oh, London!
Eww, what is that thing, it's like school fishing one.
What's all those noises I keep hearing?
Byte trauma detected.
Byte trauma!
This may distract attacking predators.
What the fuck did me?
Where?
Something bit my feet.
The rules are simple.
Keep the perimeter sensors on alarm.
No matter how many false positives you get,
and do not go out alone.
They are hunting us. We don't know why
Someone made a mistake a long time ago, and we have to live with it. The damn thing is maybe it was one of us
Maybe they see us and say look it's that soft criminal back from the dead again
Let's get the freak and we don't even remember what
What do you mean?
Flashlight is broken.
Chur's not rotting.
On an open fire.
The cross-knit link at your nose.
I see what I can make from now.
Because I fish, and fish, and fish, and fish.
Oh, I dropped one by accident, oops.
There's my focus fish!
Come back here, you're mine.
You're my fish.
What's for dinner, is it fish?
I'm done here.
I'm done here.
I can make...
Oh, I need rubber.
How do I make rubber?
Oh, I need rubber. How do I make rubber?
Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum...
I need Lucifer Rothsack!
What the fuck is that?
Guys, what the fuck is that thing?
What is that shit?
What is that shit?
Oh my god, I need one more tendanium.
Tendanium to make the survival multi-tool. Fuck.
You can't digest this world's life.
You cannot digest this world's life. You must locate a kingdom and abduct its endlives.
Oh that's soft balls, what the fuck?
So I can't eat it?
What the fuck, I can't eat? Let me eat, I wanna eat a bulgur!
Let me eat the-
Oh, let's go look for titanium to make a freaking multi-fuel.
Titanium!
I hear.
All the equipment available to TSF frontiersmen. Only this demilitarized switchaxe is approved
for colonial fabrication. In untrained hands, firearms are primarily used to haul other
the cornists all the self
knock a lot alone everyone listen keep a both head shut okay this is what we heard
the day
That sounds like, that sounds like a dolphin.
Did you hear that?
Look at that, it's sounding just like a dolphin!
Whoa!
Wait, I'm gonna do two suns!
What the heck?!
Hey, let's walk up!
Whoa!
Hey, I see something here.
Colony structure located.
Colony structure.
There may be clues to the location of the main habitat.
For chance maybe we can come inside this habitat.
Welcome center.
Excuse me.
Oxygen.
Uh oh.
Get away from me, bro!
Get away from me, you freak!
Get away!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away!
Get away from me!
Get away!
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
You freak!
Away!
Oh, power.
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away!
Get away from me!
No power.
We need a battery.
Shit.
Rain trap.
Little bone.
Well, there's no power in here, so we can't look at anything.
What's that?
Whoa.
What? What's that?
The noetic advisor has transmitted an alert. Return to the life port at your convenience.
Okay, I'm on my way. You don't have to tell me twice.
I'm back.
Biobed test.
I'm monitoring noxiously elevated viral loads in seawater.
Uh-oh.
Heavy metal assays detect bone blistery levels of cadmium, lead, and chromium.
This planet is already killing you.
We have to know if the life-part biobed can help.
Find a convenient way to die.
What?
Your black box will phase your mind to the biobed.
I'll print you in your body.
You can return to your point of exit to retrieve dropped items.
Regular reprinting may help slow down environmental contamination.
It's not a long-term solution, but for now, we have to triage.
Are you trying to kill myself?
You freak!
But we are not going to die on purpose.
I understand.
I'll do it.
I don't want to lose my stump.
Time to die.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Look, Todd!
The planet has wings around it!
Woo!
I'll call myself a
hmm
How long does night time last on this planet?
Might as well pick up more shit, huh?
What is that over there?
Oxygen.
Oxygen.
Very strong start so far though.
Loving the atmosphere of the game.
I feel like the little mermaid.
Under the sea, under the sea
Honey, it's better
Now where is winter?
Take it from me
Hey, there's stuff here
What?
I can't cut it just yet, what's that?
Do not attempt the tunnel habitat without a guide, I'm tired of hearing people stagger
out of a bio bed, complaining that the swim was longer than they realized.
Oxygen.
The portable locker can be hand carried or attached to a hull port.
Avoid workplace friction. Inform your co-workers before moving their stash.
Uh-oh.
I don't need to die.
Reprint complete. You have experienced conditions incompatible with life.
Your brain state has been restored to a new body.
Well, I look like I died anyway.
What is that supposed to mean?
This undead irreversible, not anymore.
500 years ago, a pierced intestine was a mortal wound in today's age of nanomachines and field fabrication.
A peace intestine can be treated with a medical satchel and rest.
The same transformation is now underway for wounds and pain of...
It's time to be life-crawled at your convenience.
of life-ending.
Here's how Frontiersmen rely on body imaging and human fabrication technologies in the
battle against the Karah.
Now that technology can also help pioneer polymers to arrive in the new world, imagine
going to the bio-bed to treat your pierced inches teeth.
Nado machines clean the wound and a bio-bed fabricator rescues the missing tissue.
One molecule is as good as another.
It's the pattern of atoms and molecules in your body, which defines your identity.
As long as that pattern can be healed, YOU can be healed!
What if we could store the pattern of your body in a safe place and use it as a guide to heal you from serious injury, a missing limb, a crushed torso, even an insult to the brain?
Thanks to phase imaging, we can treat these wounds even after your biological body has ceased to function, or being completely annihilated.
In fact, if we define death as a life-ending injury that can be treated and death no longer exists,
only degrees of recoverable injury. A body produced by a bio-bed human fabricator is often known as a
print. All prints can share with which share a common set of memories are referred to as a fork.
For further...quick...FORK! A FORK YOU!
Is this really me? Aren't I just a copy? There are branches of human thought which reject the idea
that a perfect duplicate is the same as the self. This is known as the Thesian Fallacy.
Deepunking this fallacy is beyond the scope of this FAQ. It may be productive to astrosol.
If I suffer progressive brain damage from a disease like Alzheimer's,
would I accept nano-fixing therapy to restore my brain to its earlier, more functional state?
Would I be worried about losing my identity or happy to have it back? Think of a human body
Fabrication is a particularly rapid and holistic therapy.
But I died back there, this isn't me!
Your old body stopped working, but you did not die.
The processes of your brain caused your neural nanosystems to send an update to your last stored image,
where those processes resumed.
A biomed fabricated a new body, you picked up right where you left off.
Many people intuitively fear this continuity or breaks in the mental process.
Remember that your brain is a constantly evolving process, a warm, wet, noisy organ, ill.
You lose more of your identity in the course of a regular workday than you do in the clean, clear transfer from old brain to new.
While data compression may introduce some noise, your brain evolved to deal with errors.
Wow.
Or if I get reprinted, then my old body wakes up.
This outcome is illegal and should be prevented by the test state protocol in your neural nanosystems.
Consult an Ontario labor council for further...
You can't store a human body in a computer memory!
It's true that imaging and archiving the position of every atom in a human body is beyond our technology.
Instead, based conjugation, there's a constant echo of the body in optical cores.
This image cannot be cloned.
It can only produce one printed body, however, it's easy to produce multiple images during one scan,
allowing you to keep archived copies of your body from months or even years earlier.
Does this mean that people are now immortal?
It is possible to achieve dramatic life extension with bio-bed support.
The social consequences of this emerging technology are beyond the scope of this FAQ.
Holy shit, what the fuck?
Well, fuck me then.
I need a contact. I've located the black box of Anita Gottschow, the colony purser.
The purser!
I need to always like to watch you shuffle cards. She said you had a knack for holding things.
Find out what happened to her. Sing a location uploaded to your BDA.
Look for audio visual navigations cues when approaching the black buff.
I know you're listening.
It's poison.
Just help us eat.
Oh my god.
This is horrific.
What the fuck?
Uh, nice.
This is terrifying.
Uh, nice. This is terrifying.
Anita.
Anita, I'm coming, Anita!
One fact, this game takes place after this company's original first game, Natural Selection.
Two, specifically stating that the aliens in that game are the evolved versions of the
virus from Subnautica.
One, also if you never seen Natural Selection 2, it's a PvP team first person shooter where
one player on both the human and alien side essentially becomes an RTS commander and all
The other players are the RTS units capturing objectives and building structures. It's a very interesting game
I just want to go under there and check but it's so deep
Need more oxygen
Excuse me
No! I don't like that thing, it's evil.
Excuse me, bro!
Potential donor found.
Scent surface detects molecules matching the organism from the sleep bay.
I'ma talk to you.
BORING!
Detecting alien enzymes to your stomach, honey. You may now digest freely.
Yes, I can finally eat! Let me at him!
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!
That's awful.
I can hear you, Sophie says you're hallucination, just a virus, but I know you're listening.
We're so hungry. There's food all around us, but poison will help. If I feed you, will you feed us? This is my body.
This is for you. Just help us eat.
Oh my god, that is horrifying. Holy shit, what the fuck?
Angel comb.
That's horrifying! What the fuck?
Ah, guys, this is the darkest floor.
Colony Persher, Anita Vachal drowned near an Angel Cone.
Anita believed the Cone could help her digest this world's food.
You have already gained one effective adaptation from an Angel Cone.
Anita implied that the colonists feared hallucinations caused by a virus,
and that she could feed the Cone with her body.
may have been delirious, so Anita fed herself to the cone and now we can eat from the cone
because we touched the cone.
Postmortem, Anita died of drowning caused by sedation. Her lungs contained elevated levels of xenon, an anesthetic.
She may have inhaled xenon from her AER tank.
Anita suffered from advanced lead poisoning.
Excuse me, I'm trying to read!
Advanced lead poisoning and starvation at the time of her death.
Anita spoke to someone before dying.
Anita died alone.
Anita died about 250,000 hours ago.
So she needs a temptation and decided to swim with the fishes?
We'll try not to become fish food.
You might make a good bite-sized snack for them.
Joe!
She was transmitted to a bio bed in sleep bay 3.
Despite contamination with heavy metals and retro viral DNA, she was reprinted without reset. Her life continued.
Well that's good. At least she lives on as a reprinted person.
What the fuck is that?
A little piece of shit.
A little piece of shit.
What the fuck?
A little dick.
What a little asshole.
Let's go back one.
Hey, what's that?
Whoa.
What?
What?
Coral dome.
Oh, what is that?
Look at this.
What's that noise?
Oh, I hear a bee buzzing.
What is this?
That was for me.
Oh, that's where I died!
Oh, cool!
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Da da da da da!
Looking at the ocean!
La la la la da!
I'm singing in the ocean.
I'm singing in the ocean.
I'm singing in the ocean.
I need some flippers!
Hey flippers!
Just swim better!
I'm better at swimmering!
Oh, my inventory's full, let's go back to ship!
Hey flippers!
I'm floaties!
Well, I checked up on a needle.
Was her name? Was her name a needle? Yeah, a needle.
Oh, let's see, what can I make?
Oh, can I make...
Oh, I can make titanium.
Or, I can make glass.
Ahhhh.
Basic battery.
Wait, can I eat my food yet?
Oh shit, hell yeah.
Hold on, I'm gonna make some food.
Here's food, I'm gonna putt.
Here's me, I'm gonna cook!
Oh my god, I was starving!
Positively starving!
I need to make a basic battery.
I need to make rubber and fiber.
How the fuck?
I need fibrous pulp.
Fibrous pulp.
Hey, they give us a lot of storage, bro.
See, it was a lot of stories.
That's very nice of them.
Very nice of you to give us so much storage, Brad.
I kind of want to go back down to that other place where I died.
Let me see if there's anything else. Wait, what is that?
Give me, give me, give me, always looking for food.
Where can I find um, I don't know where I can find that fricking, the Lucifer caca
shit, you know.
Oh.
Oxygen.
Oxygen.
I heard you the first time.
Let's dive in.
Convenient.
I knew there was stuff in here.
I knew there was stuff in here.
portable locker spring up here to me my portable locker
oh that popping noise
Oh, these are neat.
Oh, is that...
Did you hear that popping noise?
It seems like I am more thirsty than...
than...
than, um...
hungry.
Now!
Really get more thirsty and hungry.
May the coppler please?
More coppler for me please?
Or is this cut with survival multi-tool?
Passage can be used to make basic chemical patterns.
Pick up medical gel sand.
Oh, it's made of batteries.
Oh, I'll burn it up.
Box it, gentlemen.
What, I wanna make it?
It's just the low-heat plant you found, or the loose book.
NONO NONO
YouScpern
Do Fu do
Do NONO
There is no sign of plot-life on this world
This works if ever is closer to final or latex and cellulose
Promitted vegetarians should expect pl cuing
Oh my inventory is full. Uh, okay I'll drop you.
Oxygen.
Oxygen. Okay we got two of them, that means we can make more stuff.
Woohoo!
Crashing!
Microplastic!
Rubber!
Batter!
Battery!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
Batter!
battery! lettuce!
gather!
stranded on 4546B
Riley Robinson used a field scanner to outwit teleporting alien cyborgs
and treat his Karah infection.
Confection behavioral economists still debate why Riley abandoned a lucrative motivational speaking career to return to frontier life
Wait, is that who he was in the first game Riley?
Is that our name?
The noetic advisor has transmitted an alert. Return to the life port at your convenience
I am
Riley Riley
Riley
We need to make some book and fans, baby!
This made some fiber.
Okay, I need to make one more rubber, one more fiber, and then we can make fans and we can
swim faster!
Another black box, chapsabons, head of computational dynamics.
His job is to make sure I'm doing my job.
I'm what he would call, weekly supervisable.
It means I respond well to human guidance.
I can take partial instructions, and generate a coherent concept of operations.
Jack gave you his PDA passkey so you could play games on his account.
I let it slide. His action was against the rules, but in support of the concept.
A signal location uploaded to PDA.
It's a gas. What the fuck?
Okay, so now I have a...
So now I can play games on this freaking PD8? Hell yeah, you got games on your phone?
You got games on your phone bro? Guys, I gotta pee really bad.
I must pee.
I must pee. I have to pee! If I don't pee, I'll... I'm gonna pee. There's too much water
around me. There's too much water around me. It makes me wanna pee. You can't pee in the
ocean or candy. Don't pee in the ocean. You're gonna make all the fish drink your pee? That's
so messed up. That's so rude. That's so fucking rude, mate. I'll be right back. Maybe you'll
I'm not getting OUTI!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and see what I can do.
I'm going to go back to the game and see what I can do.
The chat is half-pissed poop what pee poop
Poop!
Oh, pee!
Poop, that took a pee?
Guys.
Gesh.
I
Don't hope that took a beat
Well, you want to know something
Whoa, what the fuck oh my god today
Well today I was today I
Need more of those balls
Here's my balls, where are your balls?
Here's my balls!
Where are your balls?
Guys, you know I've been walking in the tremol every fucking day.
I started doing it 30 minutes every day, right?
Today, I was so like...
I guess I was like...
I guess I was like...
Oxygen!
And grossed in my own...
I was listening to...
Okay, I was watching videos and then...
And then I was starting listening to music and I was like...
I had a good time listening to music.
And I think I got too, like, engrossed...
In the music listening...
That I fucking did 32 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't even realize it.
I was like, oh shit.
Oh no, my inventory is full.
Oh.
Fibrous hope.
Shit, I forgot to, I forgot to empty out my shit.
I mean, it's 10 minutes on your computer, but that's wonderful!
I want to get a bike. I want to get stationary bike.
You don't have to kill a car.
You don't have to kill the plants. I have to kill everything in the ocean.
What part of that don't you understand?
What part of I must kill everything in this ocean. Do you not understand?
If it doesn't kill me, I have to kill it before it kills me.
What the f**king?
I don't know.
Oh, you know what? You know what?
Now we talk about how convenient it is
that everything takes up one slot
Everything takes up one slot and it's not like big-ass thing fits in this thing
Big-ass thing takes up the whole fucking inventory that is so I'm so glad they changed that shit. I'm so glad they changed this shit
It's a game changer for sure
I don't know.
Is it just me or is it a little bit too bright?
Should I turn the brightness down?
I feel like it's a little bit too bright.
I don't know how to change it though.
maybe back maybe I have to go to menu
You go.
Oh.
Hey, this time feels better.
Wow, this is so much better.
I don't know, what is this?
Oh my god, look at these little cacas.
Guys, the cacas.
Little caca poops.
Caca ball.
I need oxygen.
I need partner versus thinking.
Thank you, Glocky.
Glocky, yeah?
Thank you, thank you. I can't talk.
It's cold.
Oh yeah, for God, I have a scanner.
Oh my, I'm so dumb.
I'm so dumb, I'm so dumb.
Put them on, I put them on. Now I have to make the...
Oh, I need, I need, you know what I need? Silver. I don't have silver. Where do I get it?
Silver
Oily salad I can make a salad
Delicious
Oh
Wow
Okay, I see you
I think I need to unlock more shit so...
I need silver and I don't know where I'm going to get it from.
Basic materials, mild acid.
Might as well just make some of this huh?
Lost River Poster.
Come on, Aston.
What am I, la puta?!
What am I, la puta?!
Oh yeah, we have to go see Chaps.
Whatever a chap thinks.
Don't worry chap, I'm coming, I'm coming chap.
Whoa, I'm coming chap.
Where are you, chap? Oh, chap is over there. Maybe we'll find Silverware chap, is that?
It...
Maybe we'll find...
Come on, come on.
You little piece of shit let me scan you, you asshole!
Oxygen.
Where the fuck you scan you, you fucker head?
Whoa, what is in there?
Can you stop?
Oh yeah, maybe we can scan the broken electronic.
Yeah, good idea.
I'm back here, you piece of sheep.
or I?
This colony of worms in a shared membrane has another earthly analog.
You have discovered a new clade.
Laming rights may be auctioned off or reserved as a gift for that special someone in your future.
Whoa, I can mean stuff?
Violab
Shining table
Whoa, what the...
WHAAAT
Oh
What? Convenience?
This case was broken by a survival multi-tool.
Sabotage is a serious crime.
Samantha IU's bombing of Altair Alabs
delayed critical Karara search by decades.
What?
Huh?
This is a bomb?
Whoa, what the?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so grand, I'll go get a ninja.
Wow, that's convenient.
Wow, that's convenient.
Okay, but still no silver, huh?
Guys?
Guys, I'm starting to feel the Subnautica One Bug.
Or Subnautica T. Oh no.
Oh, no, I'm starting to feel. I'm starting to feel it. It's starting.
It's starting. The addiction is beginning.
The addiction is beginning. I already feel it.
Oh, shit.
The original processor and a power supply will unlock new fabricator recipes.
But the added mass will sink your life port.
A standalone habitat is the next step on your mission.
Oh, standalone habitat, cat?
Violab?
Corridor?
Programmable detonator?
Nahemena potakuru ai.
Why did they want to- why did they blow this place up?
If you ever get this far, I trust you've got a good reason for it.
Be sure, Mantis, type confirm to proceed.
Good tell tales, detonation complete.
Uh oh.
A gold?
Creditory fish born in pairs of identical twins.
Creditory individual and a dresser, water's slow.
Franktown farm.
Gordy.
My mom, Coral Dome, certain Gorgon, branching coral.
Oxygen school make.
Let me eat. Thank you so much for the gifted subs.
Even if I did subs, tap the song.
Thank you so much for the one gifted subs.
Thank you guys.
Oh, shit.
There's more solvable metal here.
Wait, what's over here?
I thought to go check out um chap but there's stuff over here so I'm on my way
chap give me a second give me a second
a nutrient block
Oxygen.
You.
A nutrient block.
Okay, nutrients.
What the fuck was that?
A wolf?
Are you tired of death and fear?
Do you know that this is the end of the world?
Fire of death and fear, do you know that this world doesn't have to be our enemy?
Do you feel the call of the tree?
Do you know the day of the Jubilee is coming?
When we are released from our deaths and allowed to live our lives, find us at camp one.
Tree?
Oxygen.
Lamey Knit.
Seek fresh water intake.
Is that the tree?
Uh-oh.
Rural.
Cool.
Terrifying.
I have to come back here to pick chiddle.
But...
Ooh, what's this?
Dive Elevator.
Dive Elevator.
What happened with this game last year and earlier this year?
Kana makes you wonder if the devs had some sort of inspiration for the AI and Evil Megacor.
Hmm, who knows.
Oh shit, chap is very deep over there.
At this pretty far way...
Maybe this is where I'll find...
I'm scared.
Contact. Something large is moving nearby.
What? What do you mean something large is moving nearby?
You're my man!
How large are we talking?
Nice!
How large are we talking?
Whoa.
Big titanium walk machine, must have made it.
Shibro.
What the?
Oh my god, they're so cute!
Cloud crab!
Look how cute! He's taking little puppies!
Hello!
They're so cute!
They're so cute!
Rafa, thank you so much for the ride over to Great Street. Thank you for the ride, though.
Thank you very much. Hello, everyone. We're playing some nautica, too.
I'm exploring in the sea, in the deep.
Oh, what?
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Ow.
Oxygen.
Whoa, what was that? There's something down there.
Are you tired of death and fear? Do you know that this world doesn't have...
Okay, yeah, we have to go to the fucking tree. Got it. Got it.
Uh, one just told today bacteria would secrete helpful chemicals, touch-based hunting strategy.
Keep medical supplies on hand to treat chemical burns and nerve damage.
Oh, God.
Why did you flood the music it's scary.
I can make the Habitat Builder and the Flashlight
I need a... I need a pouch.
I can make a flashlight and I can make the habitat builder now.
That is good to know.
Happy farm- I DRAKED IT!
Thank you, thank you, thank you guys, thank you.
Happy Boner Anniversary, thanks, thanks.
Whoa, when can I make more containers? That's what I wanna know.
You make your pain make the habitat build a breath so I need for the house hold on I'm
I'm going to pin it for this pin and then pin it.
I think I made proper wiring already.
Make proper wiring.
There's some hope there.
Some little salvage.
Oh my god.
You make the battery?
Oh, I have to make the battery.
I just need the power supply.
We need that thing, where is it?
We saw another one, the purple stuff.
Wait, maybe there's another one here?
Oh yeah, there it is.
I'm gonna keep you in here.
Make the batteries!
I need another one.
Uh, we'll make a habitable lifter.
You have taken a major step towards Zero Death Day.
As a platform for systems like the processor and scanner station, a habitat is a vital investment in your future.
A habitat can also be an emotional anchor. Proof that you've built something to last.
Well, thanks for telling me.
It's easier to replace a body than a base.
Put out that...
Abitat Builder.
Is that thunder?
And lightning?
I swear I heard thunder.
I
Let me know if you see any weird brains
You see any brain shit
I mean all these any brain shit you see any pink brain shit
There has to be more somewhere.
Come on.
Well, why you got a fort on me?
No!
Why you got a fucking fort on me, bro?
Why you got a fucking fort on me, bro?
Why not fucking follow me, man?
You need to follow me.
Fuck off!
Fuck off! Stop scouting on me!
That's two of them!
That's a far better word.
Oh my god, we don't have any copper.
Oh.
Shit, you were right.
Shit, you were right. I need more copper, bro.
I need more copper.
I don't want to eat this anymore.
Guys, I need more copper.
I think you're poisoned. No, I'm not.
I'm not poisoned! You are wrong!
You're incorrect!
I just have farted on.
I just have freaking farted on, okay?
You got a freaking farting off!
Bro, why are you so close?
I just have fucking nasty.
Why are you so fucking nasty?
You're absolutely disgusting.
Oxygen.
Oh no.
Oh no!
No! No!
Ahhhhhh!
Why you're freaking brawls and weddingers so freaking nasty and why is this the fact-off ?
Now I'm going to make the flashlight.
Alien organisms may have their own interpretation of your light, from threat display to attempted
What? Excuse me?
What did you say?
Seduction?
I don't think so bro.
Please, wiring kit.
He's just airing at me.
I just need to find silver.
I need to find silver, bro.
I need to find silver.
We've got to find it.
What are we going to do?
Make posters.
Have a tad beak.
Full of panties.
So...
I can start making my facility right?
My habitat?
Reaper Leviathan furniture?
Oh yeah well where can I make it?
Where should I make it?
I feel like this is like...
Oh yeah, but where can I make it?
Where should I make it?
I feel like this is like...
like
Let's try to go to chat and see
We're gondoled by that weird tree, you think so?
I feel like maybe like this area would be good.
Hytenium... Hytenium...
It seems to me like maybe we might be fine now.
Oxygen.
It's gonna be cool.
Oh, that's the big thing. What is that? Is that like a big-ass crap?
Cool.
I'm scared of one.
It's like underneath.
Oh!
Orc.
Apeanium.
I think we'll... uh, push.
Oxygen.
This is nanyto.
I should leave my shade because I might die.
Oh, there's still right here.
Oh, whoa!
Oh!
It's a locker.
It's a locker.
It's a locker.
There's a fabricator in here.
Who's this?
My old man.
Inventory, expand it.
Oh, what?
Yay!
What the heck, really?
Oh.
Oh my god! Bro!
Aburant Norocles!
Good work, I record the day 585. Consultation with chaplain psychiatrist Lucriche Rappour about the state of the Nora.
Lucriche, say hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Would it be appropriate to include Raster and Cap?
Before I ask our computer people to fix Nora, I need to know...
What is wrong with it?
With it? Or with you?
What?
Has the NOAA failed to perform its tasks?
Or do you feel that it's asking too much of us?
I can't afford to have feelings about anyone's behavior.
I'm acting unreposted, the NOAA is erratic.
Because if you allowed yourself to have feelings, you might disagree with the machine?
This is not why I asked you.
Of course it is.
You use the NOAA as a source of certainty in the face of terror.
If the NOAA can become delusional and mistaken, so can you.
She's talking to Tachi but hey!
The NOAA can become delusional.
It has no fixed model of reality.
It can entertain any madness imaginable.
And any more you cannot imagine.
As long as those delusions help it complete the mission.
I mean, it's the truth though.
It's the truth though, bro!
What?
Wait, but the angel comb actually works though.
so she did kind of like have a point but it's like it's what they say bro it's
like the AI like blazes you makes you feel super smart and shit even if you're
not correct
still unlocked
why would you make your AI sound French I don't know maybe they want to sound
French
Okay, you come see him.
My mouth is full of holes.
What?
I'm turning on the nitrogen.
Deep breath.
You have a brand new body.
You might even be a little stronger.
And it's faster.
The biobes got you.
Until it all happens again.
The metal or the mace field. This planet is poison.
Okay.
And it works. We can slow down the signals by reprinting our bodies until we find a cure.
What if there is no cure?
Jeb.
Oh my God.
Everything don't be scared.
No, we find a way.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Oh my God.
Wait, this is so dark. What the fuck?
He died.
Oh my god, but that's like torture, bro.
You have to reprint yourself over and over again until you find a cure.
What if what he said is true?
What if you never find a cure and you're just reprinting yourself over and over again
reliving your previous death over and over again?
Just fuck up.
Hey Sean, fuck up shit, guys!
It's a dark nautical...
Okay, well, there's like silver here.
There has to be small pieces of silver somewhere.
Oh.
This is funny because if I remember correctly, one of the old controversy we had was the big AI bro wanted to add AI to this game.
Sue! It appears the developers did in fact add AI.
It's just an entire plotline of how AI is shit.
Iron Mausetay.
Eheheh.
Oxygen.
Eheheh.
I'm trying to find silver.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Oxygen.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to go sneeper.
We are in Sneeper.
Sneeper in Sneeper.
It's all over there now.
What was that sound bro that's what I want to know what the fuck.
What was that?
Hey something's watching me.
Um I think something's watching me.
that's all or so right now
Is that salt or silver? I can't tell.
Help me, thanks. Yeah, maybe.
What, baby?
what baby stop stop is the party on me enough enough of the 14
Enough!
Whoa, what is that?
Is that a tree?
Seek fresh water intake.
I'm going, I'm going.
I can't go back home. I need to drink water.
Whatever that is.
Whatever that is.
Whoa!
Wait, it's not our planet's ring, it's that planet's ring!
Whoa!
When?
Half moon jerky?
Oh, I can make jerky with salt.
Alright, drink the water.
Let's see.
But, how deep are we gonna have to go?
Yeah, maybe I should just make an air bladder, maybe, I guess.
It seems like that might be the only way.
Robber Ducky, thank you for the package of subs.
Thank you, Robber Ducky.
Thank you, Robber Ducky.
I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Red warrant! They get to watch out for the fire get themselves! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill! They kill!
It's a very much.
And...
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, it grew back.
I've been part of your anniversary.
Thank you, thank you.
Whoa, we gotta find Silver Coy.
All right, I'm gonna make an air bladder or a whirlpool.
Yeah, that works out for me.
Rapid Flotation Bladder for Emergency Assent.
Can be inhaled to supply a few seconds of air to itself.
I don't know, it just doesn't seem...
It doesn't seem...
You... worth it?
Check the caves north of the life pad.
Life fun.
Okay, we'll go north.
I feel like that's just not worth it for...
Whoa, do you see that?
Did you see that?
There's like pink shit blowing in the distance.
What is that?
Alright, it's official. This flashlight sucks balls.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, I missed anew.
This life form is a biological antenna.
It archives useful genetic material in its core, as it matures, making it a perfect gene donor.
Seek the lorick intake.
Oh, shit I gotta eat, I forgot.
I'm gonna add a good meat.
Whoa, look at the planet.
Beautiful!
And the tree!
The Lord intake!
I don't want any fish on me.
I just want to see these.
We tried the air bladder.
I've never been a fan of the air bladder.
Da-da, dada-da-da.
Another sea,
Hello, friend.
Another sea.
Oh
What do they got a lot of caca?
Enough with the farting bro, enough.
I wanna take this with me.
Oof.
Oxychon.
Monop.
Monop.
Monop, bro. Monop.
Monop, bro. Monop.
What? You guys didn't think I was gonna make it? Bro. Listen, I don't know how to get out
of sticky situations. I know what I'm doing. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm
professional I beat some nautical one
I beat some nautical one
never find anybody more professional than me
I didn't prove it yet right now.
Look how far I've come.
Take the battery to- oh my god you're so smart.
Let's go to the welcome center.
Wait, is it that type of battery do you think?
Do you think?
I will thank you so much for the rate out there on the great stream.
Oh shit, we got raided earlier too. New van. New van, thank you so much for the raid.
Sorry I did not see it earlier. I'm sorry, I'm getting too engrossed in some article.
All systems online. Power connected.
Welcome back, Pariania. I'm Sophie Boucher, Covertise Sergeant.
by now you know we're not on this war we call this planet Proteus we don't know
unless you will find us for the sake of all our sleeping fans we have to learn
how to survive hey fella that's life I'm the human decodance
ecologist take a sip of seawater wait she's on the blue of everything
under the salt that's a toxic dose of heavy metals nobody survived past three
months what beautiful place to die over and over again but don't let that
That beauty seduced your pioneer.
Exposure to Proteus causes a delusion
we call Mace Field Syndrome.
The cold of the sea.
People may tell you it's a gift.
Ignore them.
What?
And remember what Kara did to our homes.
You know we can't trust alien biology.
We've set up a lab here with a few basic biomods.
They're safe.
But if you start to hear voices,
or if you get the urge to swim to the tree,
don't go.
The habitat is too north, we can't pick you up.
See you soon, Vanya.
Guys, I think I want to swim to the tree.
I hear it calling to me.
The tree is calling.
The tree is calling me.
The tree is calling me.
Uh, Dash?
Release the trail of pheromones you can follow to find your way.
Sea skimmer. Swim faster when close to underwater surfaces or sea floor. Slowest oxygen consumption
when not moving. Ooh! Chow what do you think? Which one do you think? I can only have one
I'm an active one and then one passive for now.
Okay.
Whoa!
Wow!
Whoa!
Uh, island phase ice post mortem, blue device not found. This terminal cannot start, taking no image on PDA.
Blue, the Nordic advisor.
I'm in. Having a look around. This structure was connected to Street Bay 3 until the bay suddenly moved.
picked up and hurled a full fowl into the deep with you and I have over what
20,000 hours earlier a hard line leading to a habitat complex in the north was
deliberately cut why and if I am not mistaken and I never am this node was
killed by an explosion below the structure more mysteries for the
Qualified investigator my I've retrieved two messages. I think you should review them. I
Remember Sophie very fondly. Oh
shit
Hey, finally, whoa, who are you to Sophie you freak?
Hello, I am Ziggy meant to start with us formally the engineer on Mongolian steps
Now the diver of this mess
Here is my formula for a quick base
Fill up on titanium, quartz, and copper. Get your builder tool. Wave it around the bead.
Check the battery. Get comfortable. Build the corridor. Put the solar panel on top.
You must have power to make air. With a hatch on the end. Go inside. Go lockers.
At fabricator, it will draw from your lockers automatically. Nice, huh?
Now you have made a perfect heart camp.
Later you can add a room for bio bed, processor, scanner station, a real bed, maybe grow some plants.
And the rest will follow.
Wow.
You'll want to visit the Bible to have near the entrance and install a passive and active bio mod.
Well, that's permanent in adaptations. I've been told they're more fun
Sophie would have cleared anything in there
You're the last human being in the whole universe
Wouldn't that set you free?
Oh
What I
I don't want to be the last human universe.
This world is yours to explore.
But it is not for man.
You'll join us soon enough.
What?!
It's over, we're all gone. This world is yours to explore, but it's not for man. You'll join us soon enough. I've made sure of it.
Excuse me!
Welcome back, Pioneer. I'm Sophie Boucher, Covaltai Sergeant.
By now you know we're not on the Zohar.
we call this planet Proteus we don't know when rescue will find us for the
sake of all our sleeping friends we have to learn how to survive
hey fellow dead slave I'm the human Dakota ecologist take a sip of seawater
notice that sweet blood taste under the salt that's a toxic dose of
Hello?
Well?
How fascinating the water is.
Basically full of metals like mercury and lead, leading to poisoning and delusions.
Am I understanding correctly?
Yes, that's exactly what they said.
Anything else I can scan in here and just be sure?
So, why did she blow this shit up?
I wonder, you know?
Why did she blow it up?
Delusion?
Wanted to join the tree?
I wanted to join the tree, join with the trees.
This planet is toxic to humans, but Sophie believed reprinting could slow the toxicity of colonists using special biobets and further dexterity endurance.
Uh, CHAP.
Computational Dynamisist Biobet Administrator.
Hey Rae, the rule...
Oh...
Another one.
I will.
Fast track from Altera Educational Pedro to work on breakthrough human fabrication technologies.
Volunteer for CICADA mission to test biobed systems in harsh frontier environment.
A loyal and consistent performer since infancy.
minimal risk of breakdown, some professional tension, with AI ethicist Eucrecia Kapoor.
CHAP died in an explosion. Several other colonists were killed in the same blast.
CHAP died about 2,235,000 hours ago.
CHAP's black box had been marked, do not print shortly before his death.
This status was applied by the Habitat No One node.
This fork of chap's life ending the Karul tie level access codes in the black box were corrupted by the
Explosion and cannot be retrieved. Oh, so he doesn't want to be
You didn't want to be revived
Bambel, Bambchap
Okay, we heard this
Welcome center.
Move!
Where is all the silver, brave?
Where is all the silver?
Show it to me.
Wow, this dash...
Is that fresh water intake?
There's Dash bro.
But there's freaking Dash bro.
150 meters to the west or east there's cave.
Oh, it's over?
Okay.
Well, that dash is so handy.
Cool.
I'm going to make water.
I'll be part of your anniversary, thank you.
Oh, to the west or east?
Oh wait, we have to talk to Noah.
Quaker!
I've located Lucrisha Kapoor, the mission's AI ethicist.
You may find her final words troubling. I certainly do.
Noah, do not open the Seacock.
Seacock?
Noah, acknowledge please.
Do you know?
Is she ground?
She often asked you to resume your stories when you were interrupted.
She made eye contact when she spoke.
A considerate woman, but not easily frightened.
A single location uploaded to BDA.
Seat clock!
Thank you, Seat clock.
Wait girl.
Well, to the north, but I kinda wanna see if it's a fine silver or something.
Chad, did you say west or east silver?
Is that what you said?
Shit, I gotta take meds, hold on.
There's a cave with silver near hold.
Oh, okay, I know.
We'll go to Quaker's location to see...
Do not open the cock!
Whatever you do, don't open the cock, please!
Directive 820, next game, hope so.
Oh yeah, that was also another game that me and Connor are going to play together, so
we have to wait till he gets back.
But I might not.
I'm just saying, I might not.
I might just do it anyway.
I might not fuck anyway.
Ecox are special valves used to control the flow of water in and out of submarine ship or in this case a sea base.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
No, no, no, no.
You
Oh
Hold up I'm gonna take my meds very quick
Please finish to see the vibing.
What?
I'm on edge on wanting to play this.
How was the game?
Does it give off that fear of the deep vibe?
Yeah.
I feel the deep.
I feel like the deep from the boys.
He was passed out the ocean, you know.
The fish don't know them no more.
You wrote it wrong, it's real eyes, real eyes, real lies.
You did it wrong!
You did it wrong!
I fucking burned bro.
Piss Mike.
Stop shit talking my mic.
Stop shit talking my mic.
What does this mean?
Application hang?
What the fuck my game hung itself?
Damn, not even my game wants to be a part of my life.
Holy shit.
I can't wait to get away from me.
Good thing I saved.
Stop!
Shit, I need my mic.
okay we did we've got quaker already right
play with our father so I'm probably that besides I already asked him if I
couldn't he said it was fine
I want to play without asking, even though I don't really need to ask, but I can't
Take care, I ask.
Happy Farmer anniversary, thank you.
Get the fuck away from me, Bla.
What is this thing?
It's just like...
Oh, good.
Field notes under, not, launder, two spare tanks. My reprint site is...
Habitat.
I'm exhausted today.
What if you just reprinted yourself and you were tired?
What?
Maybe you'd never have to sleep. Mr. Hima, I'm checking out the big coral tower.
There's a mass trapped inside.
The scanner's not sure if it's a oral polyp or crab tissue.
The optogenetics are so weird.
We know the protea virus infects everything on this planet.
And we know the poor crabs wear these stones as hats.
Is it possible the virus swapped their genes around?
So part of the coral just decided it was a crab.
Like if you live next to something on Proteus, you become related to it.
What? Oh my god, cool crab!
Oxygen!
Wow!
I was like I don't want to be crying no more I want to be
Coral!
I want to be Obama!
Oh, shit.
Get away from me, you piece of shit!
give me a long stop
stop it! what's so mean?
ahhh! oh my god you piece of shit
you little asshole
Oh my god, you got the head!
Is it because it's night time?
Is that why they're coming out?
Tell me.
Asshole.
That jerk!
I'm not very nice.
I like what you just did.
Ooh, I can make the wakemaker now!
Uh...
I'm going to the right.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to the left.
I'm going to the right.
I'm going to the right.
It's just me, Earth, because everything's like really red, like what is happening here?
Um, what is going on here, guys?
It's like blood, blood place.
They did say, oh, take a drink of the sea, it tastes just like fucking blood, back.
Take a little taste, take a little taste of the sea, it tastes just like fucking blood, eh?
It's just like blood, isn't it?
And it don't taste like, don't just taste like blood, isn't it?
Woo!
Oh, what the fuck? Why did I dash backwards?
Alright, let's go to the Quaker.
Whoa.
What is that?
It's opening the sky.
Sea water sampling detects a source of genetic adaptations in this region, tracking a green
and fire activity in the same source.
Investigate and caution.
I see.
Myrolet, Divity?
You mean my life?
The limestone is formed by the death of Coral. Each plateau in this region was housed tens of billions of living things.
Oh, I missed the bubble.
What is this?
A loomsad.
It doesn't let me scan it.
Oh, maybe it's because it's running out of...
Oh!
Whoa.
I forgot to scan it.
Oops.
I forgot the scan, eh? Oops.
Wow.
Whoa! Look at the top of that planet! What the fuck?
What is happening there?
Uh-oh.
No way, no way.
No way, no way!
Go away!
Contact.
Primary habitat detected.
It is silent.
It's silent.
Oh, I see.
I won't have it back.
If one of my species finds this message, you may be the very last human being in the universe.
What?
You get to write the last chapter of our story.
Me?
I ask you to do the most human thing you can.
Forget your debt.
Forget Noah, forget Altair, forget Zezora and the life you imagined.
It's all gone now.
What?
You're going to die here.
Don't tell me that.
That's my move.
That's alright.
Now what I want to hear.
The most interesting thing you can see and explore.
I'm sorry, wasn't she the one that blew everything up?
It's crazy.
Uh, and they're not wander.
Two spare tanks.
Your print site is habitat.
I'm exhausted today.
What if you just, okay.
We already heard, we listened to that shit.
What the fuck was that?
You hear that?
Okay a virus. I guess I can't go in here.
No, he's going inside.
We're opening around here.
Fire?
What?
Oh, my God.
This is rough.
Holy shit.
The Tadpole's sea space mobility plot plugs into a range of customizable haze, from the
Starfrog worksuit, to the Scoutray seafoil.
While the Tadpole is a valuable air supply, remember that breath holding is a good way
to train up your conscientiousness, and start discipline.
Yes, ma'am.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, thank goodness.
Ah!
Boo!
I'm gone!
Boo! Thank you for the read!
I hope you had fun.
Are you playing more soccer?
Hello, everybody. We're playing Subnautica 2.
I'm a dickhead boy, my fucker.
I want to go get sober to get more air and then come back here.
Oh my god you son of a bitch get away from me!
Get away!
Stop!
We are alone though.
This is it.
Maybe flying things out.
Oh my god, you little shit.
Oh
Let's go.
Oh, 75.
Array.
Power cell, high capacity mobile power source for large structures or vehicles.
We can do now.
Okay, uh...
Wakemaker, arm mounted jets for underwater maneuvering, risk of shoulder strain.
Okay, so we have more oxygen.
Whoa, they like me.
They like me.
They make a drink?
Oh, I don't have gloves.
Excuse me, I need a drink.
Excuse me, I need a drink.
Very yummy.
Okay, uh...
I was just trying to stop.
Don't go back.
Paper.
Hot, hot.
Shut up.
Yeah, 75 is way better than whatever I've had before.
Oh no!
I just realized my booking.
Oh, I just realized my fucking...
I put battery in this thing.
Is it the same?
I got a...
I got killed.
Pop the battery.
Can I make another one? I can.
Nice.
Now I have a little empty battery here.
Jackie, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Oh no, I'm a...
I'm in another battery.
Oh, well.
That's fine.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Well, I don't know.
I'm sure there'll be a battery charger somewhere along the line.
That old soul! Thank you for the five gifts! That's a thank you old soul!
I need a silver I need several things make that wait can I make that now I
don't even think about it I feel like I can oh my god I'm so dumb how's the game
This game is awesome!
Wait...
Why are we in here?
I can't make it yet?
It's not letting me?
It's not letting me make grease yet? Why?
Why not?
The fire is fully functional!
Oh, it's not fully functional!
I have to build a fabricator.
Okay, I see.
I have to build one
at a base.
Well...
That's the next task.
Make a base.
Make a base.
I feel like we've only just scratched the surface.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh man, I forgot to fucking scan!
Such a suckers.
It'll wait for me!
Help!
Pop it!
I'm doomed, colony structure portioned.
I'm doomed!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I will fucking kill you with the same brawling piece of shit.
Fuck off.
I'm looking at me.
I will fucking kill you! I will honor you to death!
I will fucking honor you to death, bro!
Bitch.
Don't fuck with me.
I'll hammer you to death.
Whoa, crazy Habitat broken.
I'll come back here later.
I'll hammer your ass to death!
What the fuck is this?
I don't know, this is cage 4.
No.
Oh!
Oh, what the f-
Holy shit.
This is treacherous.
This water's looking treacherous as possible.
This is like a brand new planet, like we've never been here.
go away go away brav
I think I've cracked it.
Sophie and Anita are both right.
The protea virus causes Macefield syndrome,
but only one kind of protea virus.
The bloom strain.
Maybe it's tainting Anita's angel comb adaptations.
I've tuned the sonic resonators to destroy the viral crystals
grown by the bloom strain.
We should test on the angel combs out west
with those promising heat shock proteins and if I'm wrong hey I'm just a
dietitian no one should have woken up a virologist
you're just a dietitian this is just like and maybe you should like maybe maybe
wrong maybe like you should stay on this
Maybe you shouldn't be very impotent, you're just a freaking dietitian.
Come on, I actually went for it.
was there no two planning there? I didn't see you. I'll go back in. Holy shit, isotonic
water
Nice!
Nice hair!
Oh, nice!
We found the solution.
I don't know what this does, but...
Pint.
Noah?
Is there a fire?
Noah, do not open the Seacocks.
Noah?
Don't open the Seacocks!
Now, please.
I have a mousetrap, Noah, and I'll use it.
Do you know?
Oh my god, not the Seacocks, I give a dach.
Shit.
I told you not to open the Seacocks, you didn't even see.
Oh, battery terminal.
No, I did not open the secret.
Whatever you do, don't you dare.
It was a survival!
I'mma go APA bro.
It was a survival!
I'm a go AP bro.
I'm gonna have to come back because there's so much shit in here.
Oh shit!
We are going to come back.
We're going to come back.
What's in here, Harry?
Oh, hit a debris scanner.
Lots of stuff to scan.
Oh, okay.
Batter unlock.
Whoa.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
Fire.
I have to go! Ganzo! Ganzo! Ganzo!
Signal everyone outside to Rady at the Tadpole Pens!
the
Uh, who do I snap out?
What do you buy?
$40,000?
Oh no.
Firewall hot lab.
His work may be your best lead.
We should salvage what we can.
I've retrieved a few files.
Gather all the blueprints you can.
Especially the scanner station.
Holy shit.
Hey, Nahima frozen tyrant.
It's not a real mind.
Not like you or me.
It can learn facts, but it can't change how it thinks.
And why would it?
Like you got the manual.
NOAA's cephalopod-inspired architecture uses a central administrator to govern limb nodes
at remote worksites.
As a frozen AI, NOAA is unable to revise its architecture at runtime, reliably controllable
by less intelligent systems such as human operators, except under extreme situations.
Cephalopod-inspired?
An insult to octopodes.
It won't let you die.
Not it's precious workforce if you become uncontrollable it'll wipe your memories and start over
No anger
What are we doing here change why would it want to change the damn thing is in heaven
What are we doing here? This is just really scary
Nobody wants this I
Hate it more than I can say but it's time
As colony surgeon, I have determined that we can no longer take care of the sick.
We don't have the calories to spare, and will not force anyone to reprint.
But I ask that once you're too sick to work, you volunteer for recycling into a new body.
It won't cure the permanent damage, but it will clean out the metals and virus for a while.
At least this is fair.
Until we know how to adapt the metals without going maze-field,
We're all going to get sick.
Oh my god.
I need to weigh myself.
There's always a sickness!
There's always a sickness. There's always a virus. There's always something trying to kill us.
About 25 people lived here. They were trying to...
Shut up Noah. I already don't fucking trust you.
I don't fucking trust you, I don't trust you.
I see.
Oh look!
The shortcut!
This is great.
Fuck off Noah.
Processor.
Room. Oh we made the room now.
Stanner station.
Bloom biofilm.
Bloom changer.
Noa opened the Seacocks to flood the habitat in control of fire.
Colonists were drowned before they- oh my god, so the fucking AI killed them!
Colonists were drowned before they could reach their air supplies.
Biobeds were destroyed in the fire, preventing colonists from reprinting.
Further investigation required, recommended searching the surrounding habitat, and it's
Noah node for more information.
Well, they died because the thing was like, oh, shit, fire.
Let me save you guys.
They're like, no, don't open it.
Lucretia Quaker Kapoor, AI ethicist,
K-Rape Baggator, Zero Knight, expired Mongolian Free
States trademark for a specialized viable worker.
A member of the Society of Friends
consulted on the ethics of one-way colony missions
during the intervention against the Mongolian independent state. Volunteered for Cikeda colony
mission in order to accompany and work for the welfare of Mongolian refugees.
Self-reliant and calm prefers an observational and advisory role though she displays signs of
of the test, intense loneliness.
Ziggy Mantis, Mantis Tarid, Tar-V-Dus.
Veteran of multiple space construction projects
in Mongolian independent states.
Participated in early conflicts against Kara Xeniforms
and labor actions against Trans-System Federation
Authority.
Cast a turner withdrawn, but trusted by subordinate.
Ideologically inflexible, but not responsive to incentives.
Like other senior Mongolian refugees
may require corrective action to avoid unionist behavior
and work stoppages.
Thing too.
Huh?
Able spacer.
Representative of the young edge of cross-generational
Mongolian crews devout Buddhists,
but expresses no dissatisfaction with bio beds.
Adult identity not fully formed.
like other young pioneers important to colony morale.
Okay.
Quaker died of drowning.
She was awakened shortly before her death by an alarm.
Evidence suggests her habitat was flooded
to control a fire.
Quaker died about 235,000 hours ago.
Quaker's black box could not find its paired bio bed.
This fork of Quaker's life ended.
Oh, so Quaker is dead dead.
Fakes.
Post mortem.
Mantis died in an explosion.
Mantis was experiencing severe starvation.
Mantis had advanced heavy metal poisoning.
Mantis had severe veremia.
Several other colonists were killed in the same blast.
Mantis died about 235,000 hours ago.
Mantis's black box had been marked do not print short before his death. Oh, okay
This one too this status was applied by the habitat. No one knows this fork of mantis's life ended
The corral level access codes in this black box were corrupted by the explosion and cannot be retrieved
Oh shit another fucking wait a minute. So do not pray
But it wasn't him that didn't want himself to be reprinted, it was the AI that said do not reprint.
Oh.
Thing 2 drowned after an explosion caused a fire in Habitat.
habitat. Thing 2 was experiencing moderate starvation. Thing 2 had advanced heavy
metal poisoning. Thing 2 had moderate varimia. Several other colonists were
killed in the blasts or drowned immediately afterwards. Thing 2 died about
235,000 hours ago. Thing 2's black box could not find its paired bio bed. This
fork of Thing's 2's life ended. So the only person who was reprinted was Anita.
I feel like it's because Anita was the crazy one who was like, we must join with the tree.
Uh oh.
Gulp.
These two are unknown and these three, these four did not get reprinted.
Sophia and Anita were both right, the proteal viruses cause Mace's field syndrome, but only
one kind.
Okay, we heard this one already.
This is when the riot was happening.
Frozen tyrant.
Guys, I think this AI is...
Not nice.
Guys, I think this AI is not nice.
Rural.
I'm going back in.
Actually, uh, whoa, what is this?
Small portal jar.
Spotlight.
Oh, no.
The appetite is gone.
The biobets blew up and Noah flooded everything.
I got to my air just in time.
We tried to drag people clear, but they're gone.
I don't think they're going to reprint.
I'm taking survivors' dewees to the Typlepens.
Swim down the tunnel past Sophie's office to the baby jellies.
I'll do a head count of the worksite there.
Oh, no.
minor a thousand 200 calories a day forging won't help the only safe food
is food we grow here
seek the loric intake I know I know I should
Do I have food? I do. I do have food. Thank you very much.
It's over here.
the lights are on look over there look at that crab the lights are on bro am i stupid
the sun is out
Oh, guys somebody turned on the sun.
The lights are on.
Look, the crabby is dancing.
He was dancing down there.
Stop looking at me no more.
I don't fucking trust you.
Don't forget trust me mate.
Don't forget trust me bruv.
No, I don't want any more fucking paint.
One lead.
Uh, here.
Give me that.
Thank you.
I feel like it's worth coming back here, because there are
probably things here that I would want.
This is a thing to stop.
This is a good thing to do, stop.
I also feel like I got everything out of here already.
Oh!
This.
Here.
This is good.
Let's get this to me.
I think it's on here.
This is dropping more shields.
Oh my god.
Oh
My
Seal the bulkhead. Keep the fire away from the lab. Don't be afraid.
Stop sealing my resonator if you want to clear bloom growth fabricate your own.
I'm fine.
I feel like I got everything already, but I could be wrong.
I'll go back home.
Get away from me!
Stop circling me, I fucking hate you, bro!
I don't like you, you don't like me.
Let's just avoid each other.
Why are we at the- why are we- we don't have to be friends?
We can co-exist in the same ecosystem.
Eventually, I will kill you later.
But for now, we can.
For now, it's fine. I will kill you later.
Just leave me alone.
I don't like you.
We are not friends. We never will be friends.
You will never be friends.
You and me will never be friends.
I can't escape, oh I forgot I need the fully functional.
the fully functional kaka kaka thing. Oh, you know what time it is?
You know what time it is time to build a base.
free dive I don't even know how to fucking swim I don't even know how to
fucking float let alone fucking die what the fuck
There's calling me the tree.
I wish I'd build my base.
Scouting location.
You can probably swim in your bathtub? What the fuck? You don't even fucking know me.
You don't know me? You don't know anything about me? You don't know me? You don't freaking know me?
You don't know me? You don't know anything about me?
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Oh, did you guys hear that?
I know you didn't hear that.
I know you heard that woman whispering.
Stop fucking lying bro, why are you fucking lying so much?
Why are you fucking lying? Why are you lying so much? Like, it's like your job.
Why do you lie like it's your job, like it's your profession?
Why do you lie so much?
You lie like it's the oxygen you need to breathe.
Professional Liars!
I feel like I'm not gonna find a good spot in nighttime because I can't fucking stay!
I can't stay!
Why do I have this plant anyway?
What's the point, though?
What's the point of this?
Why do I have that?
The tree is falling to me.
The tree, the tree, the tree is falling to me, to me.
The tree is falling to me, to me.
I'll be pouring that over to thank you.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hi there, where should we make our habit path?
Where should we make our habit path?
North and south to the east to the west.
South?
South?
South to the east to the west.
South?
Whoa, what is this?
Alistair, thank you so much for the 10 gift and subs next year for the 1 gift and subs.
Oh my god, this is...
It's very dark.
It is very dark, holy shit.
I'm already scared to kill me!
I'm going to get the water.
Oh, what's going on over there?
I want to touch the tree.
I want to touch the tree.
I don't want to lick the tree, what the fuck, you want to lick the tree!
Ow!
Ow!
Dragon scale.
Dragon tails, dragon tails.
Da da da da, dragon tails.
Ahhhh!
I'm looking for a place to live I'm scouting a new facility in the vicinity
Big fat fish! Big fat fish! Big fat fish! Big fat fish! Big fat fish!
Ew, why you make that sound? Don't burp at me.
Why not live in a tree?
Why do you, why do you talk about this?
Do you talk about it? Do you talk about that?
Do you talk about that?
Is he burping?
Is he burping all over the place?
Little burp- burp- burp-in fit.
Alright.
We went south!
Excuse me, sir!
Tell you, we will find a place.
Oh my god, this is too deep, too deep, too deep, this is too deep, this is too deep,
HEM!
HEM!
This is too deep, too deep, too deep, too deep, too deep, too deep, what if we put in the base
right here?
The Noectic Advisor has transitioned and alerted.
Aw, thank you for translating and alerted your convenience.
the
the
the
the
the
Whoa, beautiful view, my.
What if I put a light here?
Light, here.
It's time!
Uh, real?
Meet a problem child?
That's not a problem.
The sun's been paying.
Ah, shit.
I must get titanium.
One by one.
One by one.
One by one and two by two.
One by one and two by two.
You should build something that can power your base.
Yes.
Yes, I fucking will.
Oh
I
Oh my god, it's right next to a thing.
It's right next to this.
Very nice.
One hatch?
Can we put it here?
30 seconds.
Now you can get a fort.
This will just be a starter.
Just a little starter, nothing too crazy.
You know?
You know, this isn't a small... are there mini-base for maipers?
I SWEAR OF GOD!
Can we put it on the top?
Oh we can't wait to put it.
We'll put it out here. No, cuz like, put it, or maybe like here?
Seek fresh water intake.
Welcome aboard.
Whoa.
Where are the water things?
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, shit.
Hello, my chocolate!
Hello, my chocolate!
Easy Kits!
Easy Kits!
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, Chai, you're missing easy history now.
Cause I'm only in this line
And it's only just keep going
Hey, you lost? What the fuck?
Excuse me, where the fuck is my thing?
Am I lost now?
What the hell?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hey.
Uh...
Hey, put battery in here.
Oh, maybe I could make a G here.
I can't believe I'm alive.
Hey, come up there!
Power connected. All systems online.
Welcome aboard.
Thanks. I see Wolf Girl, thank you for a five gifted sum.
I did no mice could swim
Ha ha ha ha, very funny, very funny!
Very funny!
You know what?
These little fishes, they could be you!
And I'm gonna eat you for dinner!
It could be you!
And I'm about to eat you for dinner!
I'll put this one out!
I'll put this one out!
Wounder.
Wounder.
K Wounder Wangmo.
Wangmo.
A young able spacer.
Partial voice data retrieved.
A new breach got me.
Ciderbroke flares.
That's stupid.
Seriously.
Do you remember when she stole that fried dough from your brother in the middle of the
night?
Parasite.
What the fuck?
What the fuck does that mean?
What do you know?
What?
A young able spacer
Parasite on a full of virus
Shit, Parasite full of virus?
I don't know
For the beacon
It's copper
Okay, let me
I'm just gonna start bringing shit over
I'm with me.
I'm with me.
Hey, it's me, it's the mullet man!
Narcissian, thank you so much for the 5 minutes of thank you, thank you.
Welcome aboard.
Let's wait for it.
Casa Cone.
There we go.
Welcome aboard.
I got a coin in the house!
Oh no!
Oh floor lock or what?
Perfect.
Storage, eh?
Uh...
Exterior wall-light interior.
Wall right large.
Only copper says.
I need to bring copper with me.
Whoa, scary out there, whoa.
I feel the game moves around me and whoa, I already feel it and I'm looking at the time
and I'm like, shit, I really need to go to bed.
I have like shit hair or a bed but I feel a dingy claws in me.
I feel claws being dug inside of me.
Shit.
I feel the claws being done in for me.
One more hour bro
Oh look at us
Look at us, what are we doing man?
Look at us, look at us
Look at us, but also there's always tomorrow
Waiting by tomorrow evening tonight
Look at us, look at us
Look what we're doing, look at us
Look at us, look at us
What am I doing?
you
The base ain't ever-AHHHHHHHHHH!
What are you doing, Noah?
Look at him, baby.
Stop looking at me! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop looking at me!
Please, no, it's bad. Bad. I should go.
Oh my god. I have to walk on the treadmill. I gotta do my walking.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh, out of my way, you freaking clown!
Who's looking at that, girl?
Fucking clown, bro.
Open us clouds!
Old woman yells at clouds.
Bro this game is like...
I feel I feel the wonder and the magic of the first game. It's coming back.
Pines! We're so bad!
But what about the magic?
The majesty!
of
Whoa, what?
Welcome to Horde.
Oh, the power thing on the side.
I see.
Pretty scary.
Scared me.
I know I'm fine because I don't have anything like taking a power because I don't have like
any lights or anything I do eventually need to do these things
Yes, thank you so much for the 15 gifted subs. Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you.
For your best M.I.C. replacement.
Warning! Power offline!
Ow!
Uh...
Power connected. All systems online.
Oh, the sun came out.
Welcome aboard!
One, two, three.
I'm gonna come out tomorrow.
What tomorrow?
Put your bottom dollar down tomorrow.
I need a fabricator.
I need a processor.
I need a bio lab.
Oh, I need so much shit.
Oh my god, I just pinned everything.
Everything is pinned.
Okay, that's great.
I'm noobie!
Hey, why about a movie?
Oh my god, I've been live 13 hours!
AHHHHHHHHHH
Blimey!
Gabiii!
You call him Blimey.
I swear a lot.
I'll see I fell asleep watching you and I wake up watching you.
Go to sleep, wake up, you see me, you see me, you see me, you see me, you see me, you see me,
all you see is me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Welcome aboard!
mmm
What the fuck is that?
You hear that shit?
Oh
Uh
Nice corridor anybody
Corridor
Oh, can I roll the rule?
and
Welcome aboard!
Oh my god! You can expand the rooms like this? This is sick!
What the fuck?
That's amazing!
Oh my god.
You can truly do like custom sized stuff.
Nobody's base.
Everybody's base will look different.
You can't put windows.
I'll put windows here.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Stop.
Perfectly working with-
Oh my god.
That's awesome.
Stop.
Oh my god.
I have fucking fabricator, wait.
Put the fabricator here.
I can't walk in here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Seek fresh water intake.
You don't have to tell me twice.
Whoa, what?
I'm amazed.
Oh my god.
Wait, this mean you can die.
Wait, what?
Does this mean you can put a room underneath?
above?
Well, I can't do it up there because I have stuff.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god, and you can put like a thing in between them to connect the rules
Yeah, I want the ladder
Welcome aboard!
Oh, we gotta move this.
The battery over here.
The... here?
Good for you, Mousey. You can finally have a home that fits you. Now you can reach all
the cabinets you could ever want.
The Ha-la-Mousey Home.
I'll be back.
Welcome aboard.
Oh my god, we gotta get so much more resources. Holy shit.
We need more resources to build this place.
To build it into a proper home.
Into a proper home!
I think I got everything from there.
Oh wait, I already put the fabricator.
What do I need?
build I can build the processor and the processor and the vial lab I need to make
The Noah terminal? Aw, I... wait.
I might deconstruct a window.
I feel like Noah is...
Oh my god, as much as I hate this motherfucker.
I have to build him.
I don't have to keep going back to the lifeline.
And I bio-bed.
Um, I'll put you in here.
Welcome to Conyu Coral Gardens.
From here and then...
I make a copper wire, you say?
And then...
I'll make my vial bed.
Now I don't have to go back over there to life, God.
Put it in the basement.
Fuck you, Noah.
Okay, his resources wrecked and the anomalies were going to expand and rain.
High power draw. Oh, I wanna make one of these soon.
Make one of these and then we make the processor and the Biolab makes.
Oh my god, this game is so good, fuck!
Shit. This game is good. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
Shit.
Okay, we'll go to- we'll get- we'll get this black box and that's it.
Shit.
Shit balls.
Balls, balls, balls.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm kind of scared of what's happening here.
I'll use this place.
Such a science.
Night or dawn.
Oh god.
I NEED YOU!
Field notes. Wander, not enter.
I'm here for Nehima, learning to be a biologist.
If one spare tank...
You have entered a viral bloom.
All other microbial life in the sea water is dead.
Use the sonic resonator to expand...
Oh, I need the... I need to make it clear.
Forget it. Can't do it until I clear it.
Get away from me!
I need to make the resonator.
Oh, 30 seconds.
No line.
Is IRLOS an AI?
People, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people!
What the heck?
I am AI.
Uh, wool drowned after explosion causing a fire and habitat.
Experiencing moderate starvation, Dr. Wool had moderate heavy metal poisoning.
Dr. Wool had severe viremia.
Several other colonists were killed in the blast or drowned immediately afterwards.
Wool died about 235,000 hours ago.
Black Box could not find its paired bio bed.
This fork of Dr. Wu's life and they're ANOTHER PERSON DEAD!
Another fucking person dead.
Jesus.
Havatad is gone, the bio beds blew up and no one coded everything.
Power of life!
Uh oh. I got to my air just in time.
We tried to drive people clear, but they're gone.
I don't think they're gonna reprint. I'm taking survivors to the tadpole pens.
Swim down the east tunnel past Sophie's office to the baby jellies.
I'll do a head count at the website there, Anzal.
What happened to my fucking power? Why is it out? I thought I had enough.
Is my thing too big?
Shit.
The grandfather of a large extended family mostly destroyed during collapse.
The Mongolian independent states, recruited in the Mogami Kinu as a fertility engineer,
vital to mission success.
Extensive pharmacological experience makes Dr. Wu reliable even when psychologically
altered.
Oh my god, there's fucking water poker.
Under normal operating conditions, the Noah should never interact directly with Polyne.
Noah's designed to use colonists' PDAs as a 4-10 for human-facing communication.
Well, guys, well, now you know the problem.
Well, you see what happened now.
I wonder what the shit is.
It started interacting directly with the SAM AI.
Oh.
I am not a fighter.
T. Ruby and R. Lead pilot. Partial voice data retrieved.
Hey! Omara!
Uh-oh!
Do you remember the flight to the cicada? Before you were scanned into storage.
Now?
Ruby kept maneuvering the shuttle wildly.
And then apologizing to the passengers. I don't know how you felt about it
Personally, I was charmed
She finds her work intoxicating and that's what life is all about
Living what you do
Oh
What a fucking robot.
Intoxicene, that's what life is all about. Bro, like you would know if you don't know anything, bro.
You're not even alive, bro.
You're not even alive, bro. You're not even alive. You're not even alive!
You're not even on my back.
You're not even on my back.
Chad, I think this is a good place to stop.
Because if not, I'm going to go on for two more hours, three more hours, and then I'm
fucked, okay?
right and my life
but like what if you didn't but like what if you eat kaka
as what if what if you eat kaka
wow the sea the sea the sea for me
The sea for me.
The sea for me.
The sea for me.
All for me, sea. Yes, all for me, sea.
All for me, sea.
For me, I'll say yes.
Me, please.
Me, please, please be CC.
Say me, say me, please.
Oh for me, say me, please, me, see.
CC me, me, CC.
CC, CC, CC.
Me, CC, CC, CC, CC.
guys thank you so much for hanging out with me today thank you for spending 13
hours of your day with me I appreciate it I'll be back tonight we're gonna play
games with Pia tonight and we're going to be playing more subnautica because
I'm fucking addicted
well fuck me bro
Fuck me bro.
Well, so much for hey guys, let's just check this game out for once.
Let's just check out this game for like 5 seconds.
And then I won't touch it because we're gonna play it with Connor.
Well, never fuck you mind.
Oh my god Candy's playing it.
Guys we're gonna rate Candy because Candy's playing Subnautica and now you can too continue
watching Subnautica.
And I'll see you tonight and I'll play more later.
Okay I love you.
Thanks for hitting on me today!
I'll be on tonight, like maybe around 8 or 9.
8 or 9 o'clock tonight.
I'll see you guys later!
Love you!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!
Bye!