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05-16-2026 · 13h 28m
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You better stay with me
Stay with me
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
We're the same, we're the same
Get it, get it out, get it out of there
We're the same, we're the same
We're hard to play, we're nothing other than
I'm trouble, trouble, I'm caught
I can't answer, my heart is empty
I'm a new fan, I'm a couple of lovers
In man blue, on a man with a fad
Punch line, really see the hole in our yard
What you're doing is a customer
If you just scream, it's a customer
You're making me scared, right?
I'm not gonna let you go, I'm gonna punch you
The root of the root, the root of the root
The root of the root, the root of the root
The root of the root, the root of the root
The root of the root, the root of the root
It's not easy, it's a tough time to make friends
The fate of the world is a thousand years
The most important thing is to be a good friend
You see, as they go to the next
Talk about the good things
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm tired of it, I'm tired of it
I'm sick, I'm sick
I'm tired of playing, I'm tired of it
I'm a trouble, a cop, I'm a trouble, a cop
I'm a trouble, a cop, I'm a trouble, a cop
I'm not gonna say I'm broke.
You can't make me dance, you're fucking my bro.
You can't make me fuck any, you can't make me.
You can't make me fuck any, you can't make me.
You can't make me stay no more than Bookaboooy!
You can't make me stay no more than Bookaboooy!
You can't make me stay no more than Bookaboooy!
You can't make me stay no more than Bookaboooy!
Wait, hold on, I have to fix this whole thing.
Um...
Oh my god, is this...?
I'm not what you were as a 10 dollar buyin' for this!
Jesus shit.
Your 19th century mic?
It is not a 19th century mic.
What the fuck?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, okay, I am late, it's true, I am
fuckin' late, that is, that is correct, I am fuckin' late, sorry, I am fuckin' late,
I'm sorry.
I have fucking hate.
What can I say?
It's because of my microphone.
Hate.
And it's because of my microphone that I was late.
Hate.
It wasn't because of my mic phone, I'm lying.
What the mic out of his mood is?
Shut up, you can't make me change it, bro! You can't make me change it!
I'm getting a new one, I'm getting a new one, don't worry.
They'll be here soon. One day.
Shalup! Shalup! Shalup! Shalup!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up bro! Shut up! Shut up bro! Shut up bro! Shut up bro!
Oh shit, it's OctoPaint. Is it Octo? Shut up. Can't make me. Shut up.
Subnautica 2 is so good bro, we have to play more Subnautica 2 today!
I had a dream I was playing the game, you know what that means?
You know what that means?
Bro, you know what that means?
I'm gonna cry all night and tell.
I don't have any fucking nose.
She's using the exact same mic that Jesus used on the cross.
What are you trying to say on Jesus' head on microphone, what are you, that crucifix?
On the cross!
Let me look at the statue in my mom's room, see if there's a tiny little microphone in
the end.
The original mic drop.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I remember, why did I think of white chicks just now?
Nurse, the mic is working as good as rather for the first.
Really for the first.
Why did I think about white chicks?
You were going to put a white chick where you were like, oh my god, we want to, you want to talk about mothers!
Why did that come into my head? What the fuck is wrong with me?
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHERS!
Pfft!
It's mother time.
It was a different time.
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHERS!
MOTS INVERTIZED BALLS!
Shut up!
You know what I saw on the YouTube's the other day?
On the YouTube Loops?
I saw fucking Ice Cube and Chris Tucker's Sons recreated Friday, they recreated the
port scene from Friday. I was like holy shit. First off, they sound just like... second off.
They look like they're deads!
I'm like, whoa, well, they are there, so why would hope so?
Why would hope so?
Why would fucking hope so?
Why would fucking hope so, bro?
I don't fucking hold it in.
What's the topic?
Uh, the topic is universal healthcare.
Don't fuck with me bro.
You think I'm fucking around?
I ain't fucking bitch.
You can't make me!
You can't!
You can't make me!
You can't make me!
Bro.
It's 9.29.
If I just threw my phone on the floor as hard as I could.
Kids, thank you so much for the 10 gifts.
What if I just took my phone and threw it on the floor as hard as I could?
Smash it on the floor.
Why would she do that?
Sometimes I think random things that I shouldn't think.
Running all around the treadmill.
You wanna know something crazy that happened to me today?
Shut up!
I went on the treadmill today!
I went on the treadmill this morning after I got off stream.
I was like, okay, now I'm gonna go on the treadmill.
I went on the treadmill. I walked for 30 minutes, right?
In the middle of my walk around the 15-minute mark
I was like
I was just walking watching random shit, and then I feel like somebody tugged on the back of my shirt
Like somebody pulled my shirt back and when I look back there was nobody there
How do you explain that?
Explain explain explain that there was no one there
Your house is haunted?
There's no way it was a gh-gh-gh-ghost!
There's no way it was a gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost!
I don't know, I feel like something tugged on my shirt, I'm like...
I looked back, I thought it was my dad. I was like...
I was like, Papi, what?!
And there was nobody...
Now she's starting her stream, and it reminds me of that one song by Beck.
I got two tables and a barely functioning microphone.
microphone wait a second I think those lyrics may be slightly wrong it was the
tapeworm what the tapeworm that lives in my back
oh head and throw your phone on the floor it can't do any damage to travel
four inches. Shut up! Let's fuck up. I thought it was my dad. It wasn't my dad. It was nobody.
What the fuck was that? Guys, just a heads up. Today, the shop, the Apari store, is updating at
7pm ASD. There is extra Iron Mouse year 8 anniversary items at Apari available today. I don't know how
much is left. But they updated the shop today and there are extras today. A parry. It's a
limited supply. A limited supply. What are some of the objects that are available? A beanie,
A woven grey sweater, a woven purple plum sweater, a bomber jacket, a worm cardigan,
panel sweatpants, t-shirts, a keychain, an enamel pin, a pin set, a lanyard, a jet-tied,
escape deck
a jet tag no microphone
no microphone no microphones bro
What about a good quality mic? I swear to God.
I've had something similar happen before.
Turns out my shirt was getting caught weirdly on my pants.
Only happens with that shirt.
Scared me so bad the first time.
Also, just was able to order the things I missed the first time on a party.
So excited.
I'm so glad. I'm so happy for you.
So yeah, if you want to order, uh,
some merch on a party, now is the time.
Also,
The announcement also just dropped today.
I'm gonna be at Anime NYC!
So if you're in New York City, let me know.
I will be there and I'll see you in August.
At Anime NYC!
I'll see you there!
Anime NYC in New York City!
With some surprises, no doubt.
It's always a surprise when I'm involved.
I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!
I'm walkin' here!
I'm walkin' here!
Hey!
Whoa!
What? How did I see you?
I'll see you there.
I'll see you later.
I'm still waiting for a life-sized 4-inch tall Timothy Smalls plushie.
Also, we also announced...
We might get a 4-inch tall plushie.
We also announced an Iron Mouse cosplay contest for Anime Expo!
Anime Expo cosplay contest!
So if you like to cosplay and you'll be at Anime Expo,
come to the booth at the Iron Mouse booth.
Come to the Iron Mouth and Friends arcade booth at the-
Anarchir, are you gonna be there? Are you gonna cos-are you gonna cosplay?
As-are you gonna cosplay?
I know you'll be there, right? You gonna be there?
I'm definitely not already making a cosplay-
YAAAHHHHH!
YAAAHHHHH!
Chat? Just letting you know?
The event may be livestreamed, and by maybe, that means it will be livestreamed.
It will be live streamed so you will be on camera and you will be shown to the whole stream
You gotta wear it twice now so nice you wear it twice
So nice you were to hold on hold on my mom is calling me hold on
I don't feel like anything is happening.
I'm what?
I mean, I've been here in San función, but I'm in a bad mood.
I've never had theå seasickness of being in my life before.
I feel like I'm having too much of a breakdown.
I
I
Jesus Christ
Bro, sometimes like, my mom makes you go,
WAAAAAHHHHH!
I told my mom, I told my mom something and she's like,
Why didn't you tell me sooner?
And I'm like, I literally just found out.
I, I literally just found out.
And she goes, You could have told me this morning!
And I'm like, I can't tell you this morning because I didn't know what happened in this-
The chest hair.
Do we have to wax?
What?!
You can have chest hair if you want.
Bro, it's like, if I call you and say,
hey, this is what happened, I just found out right now.
And then she's like, why didn't you tell me this morning?
What?
What do you mean?
I literally just told you I just found out now.
Oh my God.
She's like, you could have at least told me yesterday.
And I'm like, what the?
What? What do you mean? You could have at least told me yesterday. I didn't even know this was happening yesterday.
So you could have told me yesterday. You're like, oh my god.
You could have told me yesterday. You could have at least told me yesterday.
I was just like oh my god mom like that's why I was like flailing around cuz
like I can't yell at her I'm like
a boomer why did you tell her yesterday bro this is going to New York I am
streaming here watch where's use walk-ins on my face bro why didn't I tell her
yesterday I was like I literally just found out I literally just found out
like 20 30 minutes ago this is why I need to talk to you I just like you
could have told me yesterday you're like oh my god I literally just found out now
I literally just found this out I literally just found now bro please
What?
I should have told her a year ago, what the fuck?
There's no way.
I should have told her yesterday.
Bro, I swear to God.
She's like, well, what am I gonna do now?
You should have told me this yesterday.
What am I gonna do now?
And I'm like...
What am I gonna do now? You should've told me this yesterday!
What am I gonna do now? And I'm like...
Bro, fuck me, bro.
Just become a time-der, I swear to God.
Well, fuck my dragon! I swear to God!
That's me, that's me right now, fuck my drag bed bro.
Bro, hey pads, thank you so much for the time you gave me subs, thank you.
Peds, did you, did you change your name at all?
I swear your, your name was shorter.
I swear your name was shorter.
Did you add letters to your name?
Damn, mindy Streakin', nice go.
Who knows, whatever!
Oh, my 4k mom, Zeno, thank you for the one gifted sub.
I love my mom. I've not seen the game over pilot yet. I want to watch it. I want to
watch it. I'm so excited. I miss Ross and I was like, Ross, congratulations. I'm so
proud of you.
really good I can't wait to see it okay guys you know what the the thing is
don't tell anybody some nice names in the credits
I'm really gonna be honest with you, I kinda saw a little bit before it came out.
I kinda saw a little bit of it before it came out, don't tell anybody.
As you should.
I mean Russ is my friend, of course I did.
He's my friend, of course I saw him!
He's my friend!
Who would I tell my cat?
I think you should tell your cat.
Your cat should know everything.
Tell your cat everything.
Okay. It's already at a million views as it should be because it's great.
So you can blabber everyone. Is your cat going to tell everybody in the neighborhood?
The cat can't keep a secret?
You can call damn right.
I taught my cat human language.
And as I read what you guys write it makes me laugh uncontrollably inside.
uncontrollably inside it makes me laugh uncontrollably
You tell your DT, NO I'LL TELL YOUR DT! DT I'LL TELL EVERYBODY!
Ola Diablo Razor, been a while I've been keeping up with a lot of your clips lately
And it's awesome to see you doing so well keep up the good work
Thanks, bro
Thanks, and cheese me and cheese me and cheese me I told my parents. Oh, no, that's the worst person you can tell
Guys, I'm letting you know I remember how I said oh
We have pajama pants at hot topic
Remember I said oh a hot topique there's pajama pants?
Well it's not just pajama pants a hot topique there's another shirt and hot
topique they're gone now the pajama pants are sold out now but there is
another shirt a third shirt has hit hot topic we have a third shirt hot topic now
if you want to get the iron mouth doodle shirt there's a third shirt at
hot topic sorry sorry fourth shirt my bad
It was the fourth fucking shirt.
I already got the fourth shirt.
You got it already!
Listen!
Listen!
Okay, listen!
Listen!
The fourth shirt has hit the hot topic.
And you're probably like,
What the fuck, mouse?
Yes.
Our mouse.
I don't need to teach my cat human language to know what it thinks about 24-7 food hungry eat pat time sleep time
food attack human sleep toilet sleep food
Yes, there are four shirts at hot topic. There was pajama pants, but the pajama pants are sold out
Sorry
Miss mouse love mouse merch, but since you joined the serpent king's family together
We would devour all the cookies and milk in the fridge
No!
No more, no more Serpent King and family.
Yes, the foreshort is pretty cute.
Why are there cookies in the fridge?
I don't know.
Why would you put your cookies in the fridge?
Cold cookies!
Yes, the four-shirt has unique art on both sides.
It has an art on the front and an art on the back.
And art on the front and art on the back.
Two arts!
If they sell a fifth shirt, how topic does it change your name to mouse topic?
I don't know if we have a fifth shirt coming, I don't know.
I don't know, we have four.
a pajama pants there is more coming okay well well knows more than me because I
forgot everything there is more there is more coming I forgot there is more
going. I don't remember, but there's a lot more shit coming.
It's a thing and you will want to buy. Trill! Trill? It's not that I slept in on
the meeting. I'm a present for the meetings. I just forget after a while. Oh my god. I
forgot about this. Holy shit. I remember now. Oh yeah. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
I feel like I'm looking at the model and I'm like bro, why do I feel like this is like
me
Why do I feel like this is like me?
He is on something that's that's true he is on something that's true he's on something
He is on something!
Funko!
Oh god!
Guys, pfft!
Guys, no Funko please.
Why? You want a funko? Is that what you're trying to tell me? That you want a funko? You want an iron mouse funko?
Do you want an iron mouse funko?
Please no, thank god!
Ah yes, another skin suit. I mean model to add to my collection.
Thank god. Holy shit. Thank god.
Mouse, did you see Ross's new show with Blitz? It just came out today.
out today. I've not seen it yet but we will be watching. Yes, yes and not.
Are we gonna pull on yes or no Funko Pop? Iron Mouse Funko Pop?
up. Imagine making a booby funk. I expect no to
Oh my god, look at all the people that like Funko Pop.
Look at all the people that like Funko Pop.
Point and laugh.
No, just kidding.
Don't point and laugh.
Towers won't vote.
Yes.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Why you like Funko Pop?
Bruh.
Why you like Funko Pop?
People voted yes for real.
Why do you like Funko Pop?
Can you explain to me what the appeal of a Funko Pop is?
I need to know.
I need an explanation.
Cheap!
They look cute!
Cheap! They look cute!
It's literally just a face with big ass eyes.
You have to ask Ato.
Iron Mouse Funko Pop. 1 to 1 scale height.
Okay, hear me out. An Iron Mouse action figure that transforms into a pink mouse.
I thought so.
No Funko Pop.
Chat also, we dropped the announcement for Iron Mouth & Friends book at AX.
The next group of friends that will be joining our party are the densetsu.exe girls.
They're gonna be there, they're gonna be there, they're gonna be there, they're gonna be there.
So if you're at AX, you won't want to miss it because you're gonna find some really cool
fun things there.
There's gonna be some fun stuff going on.
Fun is afoot at AX this year.
I love how you kidnapped Phoebe.
It's totally me.
I would say I want all the items and I'm taking the fairy too.
I'm taking all of yous, come on!
I'm not asking for permission.
She's being cryptic.
Well, you already know one of the things that are happening
and it's the fact that
we have a cosplay contest happening at the booth.
Will there be meet and greets?
Yes, there will be meet and greet.
Will there be merch?
Yes, there will be merch!
Will there be a panel with monkey and mouse?
Yes, there will be a panel!
Like every year!
Which, by the way, that makes our what?
Fifth panel?
Holy shit, this is the fifth time we're doing this shit.
If we got an Iron Mouse LEGO minifigure, it would be one to one scale.
I'm going to kick your butt.
I'm gonna kick it.
I'm gonna kick it.
Kick your butt.
Will it be mousey themed treats?
There will be treats of sorts.
Will the panel be streamed?
Yes, it will be streamed.
Hooray!
You will see it if you can't come and then you know we'll also have an IRL at X.
Fallen into the river in Ligo. City. Hey.
Will there be a Michi? I don't know.
You're gonna have to wait and see for the next announcement.
That's a lot of people meeting.
Who will be there and who will be having a meet-and-greet?
And who will be there?
Who will be there?
You never know who will be there.
Is Power World there? I love Power World!
Bum bum bum bum bum.
If Michi is there, will she be in her smoking hot suit?
We need more Michi in a suit.
Is Broken Mike gonna be there?
Am I gonna punch you in the butt?
Are you gonna kick your legs so that you can't walk anymore?
bring broken mic to fuck you so many so many things happening and the figure got
released is shipping now so many things so many things so many things are
happening you won't believe your eyes
the monkeys poor curls everyone will be there voiced by see you fuck no
Well, no actually, talk about Sairu, uh, he's actually gonna be, he's gonna be at Sakai
Yukon and I'm gonna be at Sakai Yukon, so maybe we might fight
We might fight bro
So he's gonna be there and I'm gonna be there
And if you guys don't know Sakai Yukon is Puerto Rico is a convention in Puerto Rico, so
I'll see you there, bro
On my home turf bro, because on my home turf, on my home turf side you, Alejandro.
Pfft
Are you fucking handrored?
Are you fucking handrored?
Are you latino? You didn't know?
He is latino
But he ain't Puerto Rican!
He is latino
Speak Spanish
Speak Spanish and shit. Look in Spanish speaker
Oh in Spanish speaker
Fuck a Latino
Stupid Latino, bro
Stoopid
Fucking Latino
Bro, somebody's gonna clip there and be like, what the fuck? Iron Mouse? Racist against Latinos?
Yeah, a lot of people that think that I'm that I'm fucking white. It's so funny
It's so funny. It's so funny, bro. They're like, yeah, she's freaking lying. She's not Latino. She's actually white
Excuse me
I see people be like, oh, she's not Latino, her model's not tan.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, where the hell is that two pill, bro?
Oh my god, fucking Albert Einstein over here.
We are Albert Einstein.
I'll bet Einstein.
I
Make going stone
Mouse I just watched him use collaboration skits with sore the troll they were really good
I'm start to see her getting out there
Well, oh my god
no one be whole I
fucking I
I'm on YouTube and all of a sudden I see Hemia with Sora the Troll on Sora's thumbnail and I'm like
Ain't no fucking way she's a collab with Sora the Troll
That shit was so funny. I watched the video and I'm like, oh my god. This is so fucking funny. They're so funny together. Holy fuck
Never in my life did I ever think I would see a Sora and Hemia collab, bro
That was fucking hilarious
You're not actually a giant pink worm who talks my favorite thing was that he kept trying to
Trying to bait henna into being violent
I'm so glad he stopped her from punching everybody. Good job, Sorrel. I'm so glad you stopped her from punching everybody
I know she wants to punch people so bad. She wants to punch everybody. I'm so glad you stopped it
I'm so glad she wouldn't knock everybody out.
They also streamed together and tried baiting her into insulting him.
That's so funny.
Holy shit.
He's so cute.
She's so cute.
She finally managed to suppress the need to kill.
Yeah.
the need to kill. Yay!
Come on. Guys, we have this collab. We have this collab with Pia. I got mixed up. I forgot.
I'm coming some of the class, but we do have a collab with Pia today at 11 p.m.
And it's with froggy and papa mutt. However, we played with froggy until 4 a.m.
Last night, and I really hope froggy's alive today. I don't think she knows.
I don't think she fucking knows what's happening.
It's froggy, okay?
Listen, froggy runs on froggy time.
Froggy runs on froggy time, so...
It's froggy time.
I think we ended like at 3am, not 4am, I think it was like 3am, am I wrong? I don't know.
I don't know, I just know that we ended late and I just added Froggy in the group chat
because I've noticed she hasn't messaged anything since the 8th
May 8th in this group chat
so I'm like uh oh
Does she know?
Does she know?
What does she know?
Does she know?
She dead I hope she not dead
It's at 11 p.m
Wake up
Maybe she had a little treat.
Maybe she had a little treat.
Who knows?
Those dots killed her as I blow.
I like lighter scabs.
Those dots killed her as I blow.
I like lighter scanner stuff, I like it, uh, that reminds me there's this lighter, light
dollar scanner horror game that I never finished.
I have yet to finish it, I gotta finish it, one day.
It's a cool concept.
but bro that shit was the scanner stuck balls in the game
what was the name of the game well now I'm gonna look
It was called the Voidness.
The Voidness, a LiDAR horror survival game.
A yogurt mail, right?
Oh, did you listen to more yogurt affirmations?
Yes, yes.
Perfect.
Ain't no need for the raid! I hope you guys have a good week!
Not sure why you're special.
This is Coloss for No Limits Fun.
Many yogurt males don't know why they're special.
We could be a yogurt male.
We have a unique set of tastes that sets us apart within the social hierarchy.
I'll be yogurt males!
In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man.
Strip!
Mysterious.
Intelligent.
I could be calcium rich.
I could be calcium rich.
Sexual.
Very sexual.
Listen to these affirmations.
Very sexual.
To discover your strengths.
Understand your mysterious diet.
And dominate Greek people.
Let's begin.
I am a lone wolf.
I am a lone wolf.
I decide which flavors of yogurt are objectively best.
It's Key Limon Peach.
Key Limon Peach, yogurt are the best.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
Greek.
Greek.
Australian.
Australian.
French.
French.
All yogurt.
All yogurt.
Simply mine for the taking.
And simply mine for the taking.
I have no friends.
And that gives me strength.
More time for yogurt.
I have no friends.
Like you see straight?
The friends I once had were intimidated by my power.
The friends I once had were tempted by my power.
You couldn't handle the idea...
of me stealing all the yogurt from their fridge.
Women find me irresistible.
That's true.
They're moins, ache for my precious man yogurt.
But they always end up leaving.
Oh no.
They'll never understand that they are far less important than my yogurt consumption.
It's true.
I'll never get it. I'll never understand.
Men, on the other hand, are filled with bitter jealousy.
Bitter jealousy!
Your inferior, grain-brained diets attract only bottom feeders.
Pathetic alphas and sigmas can never fully commit to the yogurt cuisine.
They'll never come back to the Yogurt Quasi.
All Yogurt on Earth belongs to our kind.
It is our birthright.
It is our birthright!
Pain for my birthright is unimaginable.
I am banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of my house.
the data store managers simply cannot comprehend that their yogurt is actually
mine I have stolen literally millions of dollars worth of yogurt from
supermarket chains and my powerful exploits have forced three local dairy
farms into chapter 11 bankruptcy I am the most rare and powerful type of male
I am the most rare and powerful type of male I am a warrior. I am a warrior. My spoon is my sword. My spoon is my sword. And my yogurt is my shield. My yogurt is my shield.
Lab-toes and tolerant subhumans begin to feel indigestion and flatulence while standing within 50 yards of me.
And if I were ever to touch one of them, they would instantly shit their pants and die.
My bone cells have been studied extensively by top universities.
Yes.
And the calcium from yogurt has made my skeleton 83 times harder than diamonds.
My skeleton is 83 times harder than diamonds.
I am impervious to physical and emotional damage.
I am impervious to physical and emotional damage.
My yogurt obsession is hard for inferior beings to abide by.
I am not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school.
I have been caught offering children candy in exchange for their gogurt, either from
the cafeteria or the lunch box.
I was also caught scouting for future yogurt males with powerful binoculars.
And my pants just happened to accidentally fall down.
I tried explaining this to the judge, but he was clearly a lowlife Sigma.
Yeah.
Lowlife Sigma.
I couldn't understand.
Disgusting lowlife beta.
I've never understood.
I have 17 refrigerators in my house.
All filled to the brim with delicious yogurt.
Yes.
Built to the brim with this yogurt.
My monthly electrical bill is four figures.
But for a yogurt male like me, money is no object.
Thanks to the multi-million dollar military contracts to use my bone cells to develop
weapons and armor, I can easily afford my yogurt preservation.
and bail when I get arrested for stealing or child stocking.
What?
I no longer need to defecate or urinate.
Yes.
I no longer need to...
My powerful body uses yogurt as its primary fuel source.
Yogurt is so...
And it's so efficient that it leaves zero waste.
Zero waste.
Zero.
You!
You might-
My semen is literally yogurt.
So if I was ever lost for the wilderness...
I could suck myself off for nourishment.
I am a-
For the raid, I hope you had a great stream.
I am unstoppable.
I must stop for it.
Elfas and betas give me weird looks when I walk down the street.
Yes.
But I'm unaffected.
Hey, I'm unaffected.
Like the lion walking through the savannah.
I'm a yogurt man.
Full of hyenas.
If lions ate yogurt and not gazelles.
God, I fucking love yogurt.
Fuck.
I FUCKING LOVE YOGURT!
I have to go.
It's yogurt time.
It's yogurt time.
Use these powers wisely.
And subscribe.
How do you feel?
Do you feel like a yogurt male now?
I can only imagine the pauses between him talking and just him muting the mic to try
not die laughing while recording this.
I want to know how many takes and cuts this took.
Probably a lot.
Thank you for sharing this mouse.
It has been very enlightening, and it changed my life.
I know you feel good.
I'm glad it changed your life.
And now?
need to see monk's reaction listening to that. I'll save it for when we
streamed again and I'll send it to him so he can listen to it on stream.
We need some Joker affirmations now.
200 plus unique sigma male affirmations for 8 hours.
There's a powerful intensity in my eyes that other men around me lack.
I have a fire in my eyes.
I decide the rules of my inner and outer kingdom.
Yes, my inner and outer kingdom.
I reign over the empire I've created.
I'm a loner, and this gives me strength, courage, and authenticity.
I'm a lone dangerous lion.
I'm a lone dangerous lion.
I can walk across a savannah full of packs of hyenas, without a moment of doubt or hesitation.
What the fuck?
This is 8 hours long, that's insane. Holy shit.
Oh, how about this one?
You're in a bathroom at a 2013 party.
I
I'm taking a piss here, hold on!
Wait, what about this one?
Oh my god, 2013 called.
I'm not a real person, I'm a real person.
I'm not a real person, I'm a real person.
2013 was 13 years ago.
Oh my God.
Company Retreat Music?
I love these POV mixes. They're so good. POV.
POV?
You're in a bathroom at a club in 2007.
Oh my god.
This is 2007!
Seven!
Oh my!
It's two thousand seven, it's two thousand seven guys.
This is just a Fortnite play!
Wait, sleeping on a couch at a party.
This is just a Fortnite play that-
Wait, sleeping on a couch at a party.
This is not- this doesn't capture the sleeping on a couch at a party vibe.
This does not capture it.
No, this isn't capture it. No, no, no.
10 hour night metal ambiance?
What the fuck?
Uhhhh...
Holy sh-
What the fuck? No.
Absolutely not.
Night ambience and rule countryside.
about POV you're in Puerto Rico when you hear 1991 Toyota Tercel at 3 a.m.
I'll give you a real PLV for the recall.
This is a real POV.
There you go.
This is the whole fucking island.
The second all the lights turn off.
When the sun goes down, this is all you hear all night!
The whole night!
Mama wiggles!
And then the confused rooster that likes to pull before the sun goes up.
It confused Lucy that starts flowing at like 3 am.
It's like holding two balls.
Smasher!
Take me to sleepies!
Oh
It's a little loud, well I'm sorry, you can't turn the frogs off guys.
You can't turn the frogs off, or you live here.
You can't turn them off.
I can't turn the frog gay.
Oh my god, all from gay, all from gay, all from gay.
Alright, we're going back.
We're going back, we're going back.
We're going back to the 2013 party.
We're going back inside.
There has to be another club.
Your ambassador at a 2016 summer party?
Oh my God!
I'm not the Justin Bieber!
Not a Justin Bieber!
Oh no!
Oh no!
You
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, the top comment is, bruh, I'm jealous as hell that my mom was a teenager in the 90s
and probably heard these songs in some parties.
Oh my choice!
Shit!
Oh, shit!
Just call it cholesterol dance music? What's cholesterol dance music mean?
I'll see you back to show me love!
I'll be your mama!
I'm gonna tell your fun facts about me.
Old gay.
Old gay.
All my old gays.
All my old gays out there.
I'm gonna give you a fun fact about me.
In fact, my mom put me in modeling classes.
My mom had me in modeling when I was like a kid.
Oh god, nope.
And they used to play this music all the time.
In modeling class.
She could turn on the catwalk? Yeah, I used to walk the catwalk.
Catwalk?
I just walked into Catwalk.
Lorda, yeah, I don't think I ever talked about the modeling classes my mom put in.
My mom put me in modeling classes and I got taught how to walk.
She put me in etiquette classes. I went to etiquette class.
Was it fun? I thought it was fine.
That did not work.
I want the etiquette class, I want the modeling class.
Don't ask me where the spoon goes, I don't fucking remember.
I don't remember that shit.
Hey, do not remember that.
Chantay, you stay, yes.
Chachay away.
What's this one?
Oh, shit.
I learned about a soup spoon.
Yeah, but get this. I took modeling classes, right?
And for what? Why did I take modeling classes, guys?
Because while I was taking modeling classes,
They told me that I could never be a fucking model because I'm short.
My teacher basically told me that my career was in the garbage.
I could never be a model because I was too short.
She was like, you could do print, but it was like the way that she said it to me, it was like,
oh you can do, you can be a print model.
As if I print modeling.
You could do print modeling.
I would say okay whoa.
Shut the fuck up all baby gap!
They have all sorts of models now.
Okay, how did you search to find these?
I searched POV. You're in a bathroom at a party.
That's what I searched.
There's a channel called Pain Hours.
If you want to look...
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's crazy to think that to this day, people still fucking go crazy over this fucking song.
To this day.
To this day, people go fucking psycho over this song.
It's such a good song.
God says it's got heavy!
I was watching something and I saw a clip of these teenagers, early 20s, 20s, 21s, 18s, 19s people chilling and jamming out to the song.
That's crazy that people still love this song.
Tell me was that you?
Are you a 19 year old?
You a 19 year old?
Is that you?
You a 19?
And you're so...
God 90 year old bro.
wait I like this song bro what ever happened to pete pablo what the fuck
I was like wait which version is it
That's not true, bro! If it would have been actual 2004, they would have played the other version.
They would have. They fucking would have played the other version.
I don't know what to do with that.
I think we could just go back and forth.
We'll just go back and forth.
We'll just go back and forth.
We'll just go back and forth.
Payback, that thing up to summon all of the 2004 party people worldwide.
Let that dangle!
Let that dangle!
I don't know this song.
The fact that we never got a shaggy and shorn poor duo album is borderline criminal.
I'll go inside.
No, but it sounds cool.
It's white people, vangers!
What the f-
Wow.
Hey, which one's this one? 2006 party!
Oh, shit, Habes don't lie.
Promescus, girl.
Justin Timberlake.
What the heck are we doing in the toilet, drugs?
We're doing drugs in here! Stop!
Shit, wait!
It's Lil' John! Snap your fingers! I like this song.
We're doing fed stop we're doing fed in the bathroom stop it
Oh yeah wait wait fed didn't exist yet
Uh, we're doing what?
What was something in 2006 that people were doing?
Uh, yeah.
We're doing Molly!
Uh.
Motherfuckler!
I don't know.
where the fuck that the?
Smoking weed and doing axes.
I'll buy yourself let me see the way wait which one's this one oh my god
It's fucking Cassie!
Oh shit it's Rihanna!
It's a waste!
Help me!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, is there another battle one?
Uh...
Uh...
you
you
you
you
you
you
Server
It's taking some time because tofu needed some time I
Don't like to push or anybody
into
Doing stuff. I say take your time
If you have things that is going on in your life
That's okay
Your life takes priority over a stupid Minecraft server
You know what I mean
Hey, what's this one? I don't know what the song is
What is this
It says DJs at work someday.
Oh shit!
I apologize about the trillin' times, I'm sorry Mr. Axe, ooo I am for real!
I miss Alcaze.
I miss Alcaze, but I don't know if you guys knew, Andre 3000 put out a flu album where
just like playing ambient music and flute for like 15 minutes you should check it
out it's pretty good
I like it's flute album
Old Daft Punk
It's 2003
Oh
Tell them three. Oh shit
Hey
This this fucking body's gonna get me to help
Yeah, oh
oh sh** g'llo!
Brem brrem brrm brrem br brm brbrbrm brn brrem brbrrrm brbr
oh wT dOooOoOoOo's
wOaWoWaWoWoWoWaWoWoWoWoWaWoWoWaWoWoWoWo
I like the way you move, alca...
Oh sh**
It's Beyonce Crazy Love!
I love Beyonce.
I just want to be.
I love Beyonce.
You're at a 1999 party. Wait, what is 1999?
What the fuck?!
You know all the lyrics to this song?
I'm blubblubblubblubbly blubblubblubblubblubblubblubblub...
I'm a jerk awful guy!
Oh yeah, I'm a Jerk Waffle Guy. Oh I'm a Jerk Waffle Guy. I'm a Jerk Waffle Guy.
Oh shit, the Vangabos is 1990, not late.
I got news for you
Oh, oh, oh, hey now, hey now
He wanna say now happiness
It's just a rough border
Hey now, hey now
Potato!
Potato!
Backstreet Boys!
That's $19.99
Oh my god, Cher, believe I'm so gay.
No matter how hard I try, you can't beat me down.
I can't break it through.
There's no use talking to you.
You
you
you
you
you
you
I
Was
What's this one?
D'amaiiii
And they wouldn't please their fucking club
It's online!
I waited at a party
We were at a party
It is for you guys guys!
What about this one?
Um, this is a party I would leave, no, it's key.
Mouse, do you remember the 2000s how you get out of your dream to play on repeat for you?
Also, off the wall, I'm here familiar with the Ethel Moment Disco album, I and Mouse O and E Gallio.
You're at an EDM party. Who's Ethel Mermit?
Ethel? 2011 party? Oh no, it's Calvin Harris.
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh no!
This is like this New Year's fucking Eve bro. This is a New Year's Eve song.
oh no! 2011 is fucking cobra starship!
Wait, I really do feel like his New Year's Eve right now.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on let me have the real experience. I'm at a party. I'm at a New Year's Eve party and I'm texting somebody right now while the song is playing.
That's the true experience.
Wait, it's David Guadal!
Holy shit, my shirt just popped open. What the fuck? Was it the David Guida?
I think it was the David Guida, guys. I don't know what it is about this pajama shirt that
I feel like this particular pajama shirt that I have
This particular pajama shirt
It's like I don't know what it is. Do some shirts like just have weak buttons
Is that what it is because this shirt feels like the buttons are fucking weakest shit
Cuz it pops open sometimes
I
Star do valley next week
P when you're gonna play star do valley with me bro
You're probably too scary to play startle with.
I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
The...
Tida.
Pull, pull willow, baby.
The horse is here, what horse?
Pete has a horse is here.
Guys, we're gonna play with Pia, Papa, and Tori because Froggy can't play, she's not
feeling well.
Oh, point says,
you're so facetiety me, you think so?
send energy to the frog please the froggy needs it
froggy have it oh should I take my fucking maaaay
Huevitos, Huevitos, Huevitos, Un Huevito, Un Huevito, Un Huevo, Vas a comer un Huevito, Vas a comer un Huevito Chiquitito
Oh shit, you're calling right now, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
Hello!
Hi!
Hello!
Hello!
You sound so energetic today.
Why?
Everybody!
Mostly I met Mousey.
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
I am drawing every single Pokemon from memory, but I'm not an artist, so which is really really bad
Oh my god kill myself
It's awful
Is that is that iron mouse of aren't we all the worst?
That crazy
oh wait there's a dog here oh no i don't like
oh what is your foogie i know i got here gang i'm sorry i want a foogie
is that fucking feet? what the fuck am i listening to you guys
i realize now in real time that i have the wrong foogie on uh that's on me
why is it why do you have freaking why are your feet like that like why isn't like
Parkingsons
It's me. I'm gonna curl everywhere. Please don't
I don't want to alarm the three of you first off again. No idea how I got here
I think I think Peter's grabby and said we're going also. What are we playing here?
He's a man we're women that's it cast them out. Yeah, I accept this. You know what we had a man on
I thought he was a dog fuck sorry dog man. I thought that was a dog
Dog man, okay, that's a little insane. That's a little crazy
I'm joining the team girl squad real quick
There we go
This is what I've always looked like I do not know what you guys are on about this has been my design since day one
like a face stealer since you joined the serpent King's family together we
shall devour the very first okay can I not be allowed to wear anything to this
party am I just gonna be kicked out my goodness there's so many standards here
Listen, yeah, sorry you can't sit with us. All right, my bad. This is the cool kids table. I'll just tell the tip. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
I can do this all day if you
Premium
for well apparently I do but also I only have 19 fuggies like locked in oh wow only 19
this is 19 models I think fuggies are a little down the list that is true that is yeah get off your
high horse I'm sorry I wouldn't have 19 fucking fuggies what the hell she's saying I'm too poor
to get 19 models like I have the 19 fuggies what's it's what is there boring here what the
My eyes. Yes. He would be so poor, not me.
Wait, wait, I went to the model index actually to get the to get the photo for the thumbnail.
And I I was actually really surprised by how many PNGs they had in there.
I took like the long neck, chibi, chibi PNG.
I was like, wow, this is so good, actually.
Dude, they whoever is whoever is like running that.
I don't know who's running that, but they were the goat.
I was like, wow, there's a tree, bro.
Yo, there's not me.
There's not me.
It's not me.
Actually, the goat.
It's not me, bro.
I'm lazy.
There will be no models on there.
If it was up to all of you.
There's a shared chat, Tori.
If you want to share a shared thing,
if you want to pop in, Tori.
Yeah, pop a mug.
Oh, shoot.
What?
Point to self?
What did I do?
On my way.
I'm about to be in Valhalla here in a second.
This is you and me talking about my here soon. I'll tell you that much.
I can't wait. I can't wait to see you.
You play this game while you're on your way to Valhalla.
I think that's really funny.
Your honor, I would like to go on record.
I saw it. Frog was joining us.
So I instinctively did my little treat, assuming that she'd also be in Valhalla with me.
So I apologize, Tori, for your you're going to be a different person tonight.
And I'm so sorry for that.
You know, that's fine. I can role play.
OK.
There's no.
Here, here in about 30 minutes, there'll be a different dog in this game with you.
and you know
What is waiting hello
There shouldn't be too
There shouldn't be too many people asking me to bark dude. This is crazy. Wait, but you kind of walked in that was kind of good
You think i pop a mutt because i can't bark you off your rocker. Do you what come on?
Yeah, you know
Mark or because you're a mutt
Yeah, we'll pay first the bark or the
The dog
I would like to think the dog was always in there's two wolves inside of all of us truly
One of the wolves is gay you're by but I popped into a mouse stream here and there and I must say both those
Wolves are gay dude. Are you kidding me?
Every single one
Happy gaming!
Happy gaming!
Happy gaming!
Happy gaming!
Uh, Pia, don't kill me, but I do not remember what this game was called.
It sure is, it sure is, gang.
It's so funny when you messaged me and you were like,
oh, I don't know what game we're playing.
And I was like, uh, that's so funny, Papa Mutt.
And then I just did it.
the title of the group chat title of the group chat
ooh that's so funny
is one of the dogs in you smart?
no they're both dumb as hell but all the while
in fairness I thought it was some weird final fantasy new expansion come out
called Prattfall
I'm behind it with you oh that's real that you know I could shoot
all the fun with Prattfall expansion is our name like Shadowfall
Shadowbringer's Deathbringer fucking whatever
I thought it was that the asphalt 13 year-old
Your next
If we needed any more proof of the three of these are just full of gay wolves do holy shit
bucket list you know like if you have like a life bucket list yeah things you
want to do before on mine one of them is motorboat a lady with big boobies
all right that's a wonderful role I have to I have to do it before I kick
the bucket you know well there's bars with the women right they got those like
women bars yeah I don't want to get it you know because
Someone felt really excited to do it not cuz they're like oh I gotcha. Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna DM you Pia a little somebody
No, no, no, no, but if there's there's a little somebody in a vex story that I think you should pop your eyes
Hey, I'm gonna be 10 billion all cars the table if you ask you will she will help
She got some yams on don't worry. I'm looking out
I got A-cups at best, I can't help you, I'm sorry.
Uhhh, man, ain't that the truth, ain't that the truth.
We A-cup girlies got it together.
Oh, well, you're not my kind, so...
I'm not you.
It's just I hate like A-cups.
You're not my kind, girl, I'm not an A-cup.
Buh-buh.
Uh-uh.
I-I-I don't know the rules.
I don't even know cup sizes anymore.
You can't vote an A-cup, it's like senior.
You can too!
You can't vote an A-cup, what are you voting?
You're not, you're not trying hard enough.
First off, you are all haters and I think plywood is very comfortable. I'll have you know
Jesus
I don't think you're trying hard enough if you're not able to motorboat a cuffs
You can motorboat an A-men make her feel more secure about herself, but it's not the same as motorboating. Yeah our motorboating
Fellas ladies
Shadow water, you know
I didn't realize there was a lot of like
So you're saying logistically it makes no sense when you have the when you there's so much I see I see I see
Okay, I'll obviously this point that maybe motorboating a plank of two by four isn't the best
But I think you know for those of the chat that might have a little bit of small girls. I think you should uh
I love small girls I love small girls I do love small girls that any size but
for the sake of motorboating you need water you can't run a boat you can't do
it on sand I respect that okay why don't we establish this you can try I
didn't try though you can try though you go very far bro
Lord is my witness, I'm gonna try to get that bow to a couple of feet.
I'm gonna squeeze as hard as I can, and I'm gonna like...
If God is my witness, I'll try my best to get that bow over.
Anyway, you got it downloaded, you got Prattfall.
Alright, play the game! Hell yeah!
Holy shit.
I mean, we've just been talking about boobs the entire time.
Finally a stream for me, holy shit.
I'd be a tier 3 today if that's what we're doing. Okay.
I can't get a little dog. I lost a game of that.
My friend kills in the chat. I'm petting a little dog.
Alright, I guess I'll add you.
I'll add you.
I will add you. And then you can join us, but I'll get the invite button. I'll hit the invite button in a sec.
Yeah, don't take your time. Ain't no rush.
I'm petting a little dog here and then go on the front.
Let me add you.
Oh wait, yeah, wait, guys. Yeah, I was gonna show this to Froggy,
but Froggy needed to take a rest,
but I have a very, very important video
that I think everybody needs to see.
What do you mean?
It's got EMCA music if you're streaming,
so just letting you know,
but I think everybody needs to see my current brain rot.
Sure.
Is it yogurt affirmations?
No, no, it's birds for some reason.
Oh, I love birds for some reason!
You said that, and the video wouldn't load.
I love her!
It's so cute!
I've never seen this.
I'll meet while you watch a dog, it's so cute.
Wait, but I'm on 3D, it has DMCA music?
Yeah, it'll be a treat.
You don't have to keep reminding.
How much DMCA music have we played today?
What's the little more?
Yeah, do you ever get to a float where you feel like, ah, it's already washed?
Every stream today. I don't even care every day
You two these aggressive with it though literally take you down the ring
This video has the song in it and it's got five million views, so I think I think YouTube's gonna let this one slide
You totally surely surely surely
Virtual I'm still
I'm still petting this virtual dog right now. I'm still living. I'm thriving.
Did you send the invite, Pia?
Uh, yeah, I'm doing the invite right now.
Oh, okay.
And...
Oh, it's gonna have an in-chat voice, so we should...
Once everybody's in, we should switch.
Yeah, in-chat voice.
The latency's really good, so...
So, what do I do? Just mute myself in the...
Yeah, we'll mute in Discord.
Yeah.
Oh, it's already deafened.
Wait, you're not online.
I can't I can't add you Joey
Paul, are you online?
You're online, I got you
Am I online now?
Is it working now?
What about now?
What about now?
What about now?
Invite you to work?
Yeah, you're online now
I
Yes, one time it was really fun. It's peeking reverse
And what about
When you invited me, I thought it was like one of those human fall flag games
I didn't realize it was like
This is like this is like had empty it had empty like climbing game. This is my game version is wrong
Well, would they're okay wait I'm playing on Vulcan it might be
Let me change then I can change
Yeah, I've never played Vulcan in my life
Is I literally have no idea it's about like the the GPU and coding I think oh
Should I do directx 12?
Yeah, I can change it. I can change that if that works change it
All right. Yeah, I just like I don't know what the things mean.
So I just pick the first one.
Yeah, I just pick the first one.
It's something to do with the encoding,
but I don't understand encoding.
So I just oh, wait, there's also update.
Oh, is there?
Oh, is that?
Yeah, they're like, oh, I just bought it.
So let me.
I'm doing direct X. I'm doing the middle direct X one.
Me too.
I didn't do Intel.
I don't have an intel processor so I don't think I can do that.
I'm still petting this dog.
I'm thriving.
Intel processor.
No, no.
Alright.
I did direct X.
I'm hosting.
I'm loading.
Okay.
Hey.
Alright.
Perfect.
I just thought this was a really good game for a dog.
Because it's not a dog.
Oh, is it? What is?
Oh f-how-how co-axing, I'm excited.
I'm just like-
I-I just-
There's not a lot of dog recentration out there, you know, like, uh, dogs are so, you know,
behind, you know, there's no means about dogs, and I'm fucking a-
You're gonna revive me!
Can you revive me?
I'm gonna fuck in, I'm gonna fuck and lose it, mate.
Alright, you-
Alright, you gonna fuck and lose it?
I'm gonna fuck and lose it.
I'm gonna fuck it!
Water, but-
I don't know!
You're gonna fuck and lose it!
I would like to play the video game with this all right am I supposed to be in a
lobby the boys all the boys why does the same game version miss back I'm going
to in my life they like loaded me in and then go to me out of your lobby
I just bought it so it shouldn't be updated right I don't know am I the
a problem just so they have to try to host a lobby
oh god you don't want me to host it
no i definitely don't want you to host it
uh... i can try
okay okay
fucking war
he moped
is anybody else watching the boys because i'm not gonna spoil anything
but i'm gonna fucking cry i'm crashing out
I want to read it first. I want to read it really badly.
I heard it's a really funny episode.
I'm going to pull it under from Fox.
I'm just going to tell you...
It gets...
Are you completely up to date?
I only have to watch this week's episode and then next week's episode and I have to say...
Okay.
Okay.
Does it get good?
Because I watched episode one and I wasn't really in it.
You know what? I think...
I think it suffers from a lot of things that every show suffers from where it's like it's really great until it's not
Is it going on for too long? Is that what's happening?
I
Feel like it's kind of like a I feel like it's like a soap opera though
Like it's like a girl. Oh, I love soap opera if you can if you can get behind it being a male soap opera, then I think it's fine
Is it camp?
It's kind of camp. It is. I love camp. I love camp a lot
Wait, did you get my in lane?
Inverse and mismatch.
What the?
What?
I think I got us on my code.
I'm telling you.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm gonna go back to Vulkan.
I'm going back to Vulkan.
Okay, go back to Vulkan.
I'm going back to Vulkan?
I'll go back to Vulkan.
Use this in the lobby.
Alright, we're heading back.
Everybody back to Vulkan.
We're heading back to Vulkan.
We're heading back to Vulkan.
Back to Vulkan.
I'm done, dammit.
Am I the problem?
Dance with me.
Dance with me.
I'm talking.
All right, I've seen this dog far too much my liking I'm ready I'm over and now
No, what you can't what?
You're getting tattooed again over the dog
I'm getting territorial
It's a territory thing
Just sniff his ass again and I'm sure you'll feel better
Just get in there
Is Vulcan the problem?
Well we were
Actualism wasn't working
Yeah we did
two days ago I played with Vulcan on it was fine but no I got a network disconnects
what this game was good so good like two days ago I gotta go to this match tonight
what are you sure maybe I need to force update my game I'm surprised there a way to force
update I literally just I think let me see if maybe I'm the problem I could be the problem
restart steam to see update immediately download update immediately download it
I'm gonna end it and try to update it I'm gonna just uninstall it and reinstall it
and then like it would have to be updated right
I don't know it's updating it's updating it's updating it's updating it's updating
okay I close my steam I'm relaunching steam to see this update I forced it I
I forced it to update and it worked.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm going to see if I can join now.
I can check my version on the main menu.
Oh, OK, OK.
My version is 110R2943.
110, 110, 110, 101.
You can't see that.
Stop.
It didn't update.
So I guess I'm going to have to Gucci fam.
Well, you just downloaded it.
So I don't think you need an update.
OK, wait, you said one, one, zero, R two, nine, four, three.
Yeah, something like that.
I'm going to fall high.
I think I was the problem.
I honestly think it was me.
Because I needed to update.
All right, I'm inviting everybody again.
And this time it's OK.
Am I doing DirectX or am I doing the Falcon?
Vulcan. Vulcon. Vulcon. Vulcon.
You gotta have Vulcon Vs.
I hope this works, you're not feeling my eyes glaze over guys. We gotta really lock in.
Oh no, it's me.
Oh wait, I'm in, I'm in.
Oh yep, I hear you, I hear you, you're in.
Yeah, it was me, I was the problem. It was me the whole time.
I think I'm in tune.
It was me the whole time.
I went for the Linxus so bad.
Wait, here he is.
I'm getting disbarred now.
Those are super delaying.
Woo!
Hold on.
Wait, wait.
Make some living.
Okay.
No, we lose our dog.
Our dog is right here.
Nice to see you.
Oh my boy!
What did you do to him?
Oh!
Oh
How do I get my drip right? Oh, hell yeah
I'm cool as hell the characters are gonna look like you need that's what I'm going for all right you do not
Yeah, no, it's that you did not at all
Okay, well
Man, I'm trying to make a ghoul. Oh, you
Ooh, they're so scary.
You unlock a lot of stuff the further down you get, but I still have never beat this game.
I got really close.
Oh, we're gonna beat it first time.
Today's the day.
You love me.
Let's try.
With the power of God and the enemy on my side, we will crush him.
I'm making a cool man, ew.
That's really ugly.
I look so bad.
Ew.
These are gross.
I have a gummy smile, no teeth.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
You can make your shirt into your like icon on steam.
Oh, cute.
It looks so stupid.
How do you do that?
It's the last option of a t-shirt.
It's like nine.
Oh, gross.
That sucks.
It's cute.
It's cute.
Ew.
Oh, my God.
It's like doorstep.
This is perfect.
Ew.
You're so ugly.
You're ugly.
You're ugly.
You're ugly.
You're so ugly.
How can you say that to me right now?
What the?
What's up?
What's up?
Why do you look like that?
What's up?
Wait, how do you get that?
Oh, here.
That's my stuff.
Well, I kind of can in this circumstance.
You literally designed it.
I like your long nose.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I grew it myself.
It's kind of a soft one.
It's more outside, yeah.
Are you confident?
Oh, ew.
Yeah, go get away from me.
You're gross.
You're just saying that because your nose is so small.
Yeah, you're licking on a big nose.
That was frightening.
You wish!
People can wake up!
It's called being dainty!
You fucking what?
Of the rank in the nose!
Oh little homeland, in your small nose!
You wish you would know just as long as my nose!
I tell you, I'm compassin' you've got a real long nose!
What is this?
How do you know?
Just don't fall to your death!
That's it!
Let's test the giant one, this is drill!
Oh!
What the hell is that for what we're doing?
Oh, we're trying to go get our dog but our dog dug down really far.
He's more fatter than us.
We're just trying to go get him.
Also, really, really big, good tip, ass throws glow sticks.
Don't forget that.
Oh!
I just think it's pink.
Ow.
Look at this.
Wow.
Ow.
Nice to hear you God.
What is this?
Oh.
I fell down.
It's peek but down.
Oh.
It's peek but down.
Reverse peek.
Reverse peek.
I fell!
I fell pretty bad.
What's the clock?
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What the f-
What's that easy noise?
Uh, nothing good.
What the f-
I'm sure that was fine.
What's up, Claude?
Who's Ben?
Hey, are there, like, enemies?
Do you really want to know?
Yes.
Yes, there are, in fact, enemies.
Wait! I'm scared!
Oh, there's, like, a thing down here.
Are you sure?
Did you maybe play the backwards the other day?
You hear him?
Oh!
What do you mean?
Help!
You're nothing.
Help!
Oh yeah, when you hold that, you're super loud.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Oh, yeah.
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
What about now?
Huh?
Can you hear me now?
Yeah, you didn't get better orders.
We can still, yeah.
You want me to keep talking?
Yeah.
You want to sing?
Yeah.
Somebody was telling me that we're gonna roll me.
That's all I got. I hear a popper in the- can you hear me?
Oh fuck!
What the fuck?
Hey something sounds like it's gonna explode.
Hello?
Hello?
I don't know how I got down here, where are you?
Oh
Welcome to hell
I do not know I do not know what we're playing. I don't know I got here. Let's go
I got you
You know
I think
And it might be my fault
Yeah, I don't know if I'm dead, you know
Okay
to work and no more debt to work.
Yeah, no more debt.
Come on, guys.
Everybody, let's go.
Let's buy it.
Is there anything to revive me?
Yeah, go and drink the wine.
It's gonna be really good for you.
Cheers.
What the freak?
They got fucking Zootie.
He died again?
He died again.
I get him.
Sucking in Chinese mail.
Mail, mail.
Oh, God.
Ooh, nice tactic.
Oh, I got you.
Wait, wait, wait, catch me, catch me.
This game is getting a lot harder than you think it is.
Okay, so you can actually catch people by holding control,
and you can catch them.
Oh.
Now, Sam, I'll catch you.
Oh, no.
Nice aim.
What is a sprout pod, now?
What is this?
I have no idea.
All right.
I want to find out.
Oh.
Wait.
What am I doing?
Whoa!
Cool.
What the hell?
I'm going.
Oh.
What is that?
Somebody got revived.
Uh.
Oh.
What's happening?
There's like light falling around.
But there's probably light.
I don't.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
There's a run.
There's a run.
I'm not here.
I don't like that.
If anybody finds any food, let me know.
If there's some giant bugs and shit, I swear to God, Pia.
Nah, you're not giant.
Worms or bugs?
Wait, why did you say Worms?
You said Worms, but I didn't ask you about the Worms.
Oh, no, my chat said Worms, too.
My chat said Worms, too.
They said the Worms.
They said the Worms.
No, no, no, no.
Well, you wouldn't make me play a game like that,
like that because you know that I have a fear of like big things
Oh, I found a bat.
H2, you ready to shoot me?
Calm down. He's way too innocent for your shenanigans.
Oh, he's not.
Why are you looking at me?
It was so hard!
What the fuck?
I swear to God, I die every three seconds!
I don't know but I'm really hurt. I'm like about to die you can throw clothes
Is the bat chill?
Bat or man?
Is the man hot?
Yeah, is it a bat?
Bat!
B-A-T!
B for bat!
Bat!
B-A-T!
Bat!
B-A-T!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Bat!
Team, be for Bob!
Ah!
The band is on show!
Oh, there's the bat.
Oh, my god.
Oh, he sent the bat down here.
That's what he said.
That makes a lot more sense than a man.
Man bat.
I thought it was my statue.
I don't know if anybody needs to revive, but I'll give it.
Oh, my face.
Oh, I used the phone jar for life.
No.
Uh oh.
Run!
Run!
What the frick?
So much bomb.
Uh, it's a foam cannon.
Oh, I got a foam jar.
Oh, power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Power darts.
Oh shoot it.
Shoot!
Shoot your phone!
I think I phoned all the phones.
I phoned my last phone.
Oh, I phoned myself.
I phoned myself.
My lot is so deep down there.
It's a pot frog.
It's really fucking deep.
Pot frog?
I walk it off I walk it off walk it off
I'm fuckin' need help!
Help me!
You saved me! You saved me! You saved me!
My heroes!
So far!
Uh oh.
Cut it out.
Oh my god.
Did anybody stop this morning?
Okay, oh, here we go!
Alright, how much?
Okay, wow, I'm- I'm- I'm-
You're so smart!
You're so smart!
I'm taking a little trip real quick!
Oh man this game is hard to play!
I'm going in dead light!
We're making it, we're making it work.
Yeah!
What?
Is everybody dead?
Yeah!
Yes!
That's okay, it's okay.
I got this.
I can carry this.
I can carry this.
I don't know where the dog is though.
That's me dead.
Hey, do I kind of look like pink rogu?
Wow, this game is hard.
This game is actually like messing me up.
The last time I played, we got to 100 meters from the bottom and then we all died.
We can do it! We can do it! Now that I know what we're doing.
The key is you have to stick together.
Uh-oh.
By each other.
Okay, we can do this this time.
I've walked in. Now I understand it. Now I understand it.
Alright, alright, easy.
Yeah, yeah. We didn't know this thing existed.
Hey, hey, come off.
Why is it your first instinct? Get out of here.
There was like flair in your ship for like the first hour.
I have too much intelligence for you. You can't perceive my mind.
Is that what's happening? Is that why I said that's the boy there, huh?
It's like looking at God, like I can't see.
Look at that guy! Look at that guy!
Oh, hell yeah!
Are you all right?
This game rules!
This game fucking rules!
Yeah!
Fuck you, fuck!
Oh, I'll let you go. You got the right guy.
That feels... that...
You ready? You ready? You ready?
Actually, oh fuck that rules
This is a good video game man this rules
Yeah
Sorry I got sent to the shadow realm
What's getting on what not be down? What was that?
This?
What the fuck is happening?
Rain the fucking lot.
How are you doing that?
Oh my god, how are you doing that? What is happening to me?
What the fuck is happening?
There we are.
The sound is so satisfying.
It's such like a good sound.
I nuke Moush and I.
This is so good.
It was like a frog or something. I was like, oh, it's like a fancy thing. It was not
Flare gun. Oh, what's this to know? What is the what is the what is the flare gun do?
Oh
Hey, I understand.
I understand now.
It's out! No!
Oh, you're so lucky I ran dry.
Get out of here.
Wait, where did... how did you...
He's shooting blanks, man. He's shooting blanks.
Ooh, what does this do?
Oh shit, oh shit, I just gave Papa the boss.
Well, what if... I don't want...
How do I drop it?
No!
Stop!
Ooh, that was a close-up test.
Hey boss, how do I-
What is a dingus?
Right here.
What's up?
Do you want to see my dingus?
Everybody wants to see your nannies.
That's kind of a thing.
What?
Stop throwing your dingus, I mean.
You said you wanted to see it.
If you hit me with your dingus, what-
Hi guys.
This one's a good pass.
It's not a good pass anymore.
But it's got to be shared with the world.
Sherry.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There you need me.
Oh shit.
Is that work?
Behind me?
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Matt, I think maybe you might want to go.
Oh shit!
Yeah! Yep!
Yep! Yep!
Yep!
Yep!
Oh!
I'm playing up Minecraft and know what I'm doing I'm playing up Minecraft and know what
I'm doing
Holy shit
They can catch me
Oh
My god, they're all the way down there. Holy shit
There's so they're so fucking deep like a fucking deep this pizza was that
I
Guys
Oh shit
What's this?
Where are they?
How deep did they go?
In a way, they're all the way down there.
Oh my god, I think they're all the way down there.
I look here!
I don't know where they are.
All dead?
Oh my god, look how deep they are.
I
Oh my god, I hear... warm.
Ow.
Oh, no, it fell.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Nice! Look how deep they are, they're so far down.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Guys? Guys?
Come on, I hear him.
Is this like a jumping pad?
Hello?
Oh
I have to follow me
I have no life
Don't like me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna kill my tears
Just listen and walk right out of my life
This is all I said, year three
Just look around and by my side
Who's there to be with that bro?
I'm gonna lie
You're the girl I had no right
Really wanna make things right
Without you I'm a little girl
I
Hello
You're dead
I don't know if it was me.
I am coming.
I've been down here for 70 years now.
I forgot what the sun looks like.
I am coming.
No pressure, but I've been in this position for so long, my spine hurts.
I'm on my way.
Oh, bees in the back down here, be careful. He's a little rowdy.
I'm on my way.
Oh, my hero.
Oh, my hero, my salvation.
Oh, please, my bones, they hurt so bad.
I wonder if I can give you something.
Uh, ideally, like, oh, perfect.
Uh, here.
You just feed me a cube.
Wow, thanks, man.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I found another one.
Do you need another one?
No, I don't.
Oh, I have a health bar?
Oh, that's your fishin' out.
No, I'll be alright. I'll be in the sun.
You do not know that bar on the side left is your health bar?
You know what? I will be taking this. Fuck you.
What the fuck are you looking for, man?
You didn't even have my kill camera. I was gonna give it to Pete.
The last.
Oh, Eddie.
Whoa, whoa, Eddie.
Whoa, Eddie.
Oh, my God.
uh
What is this thing doing?
Hello?
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah.
What all this does?
I can hear you.
I would have wanted to, but I guess I have to listen to my beautiful somber tone.
I
Holy shit
We'll figure it out.
Oh, this is...
How are we gonna do this, bro?
There's like no way.
It has to be a way around this, come on.
This is a terrible spot, but we'll figure it out.
What was that?
Oh
I
Died right
Why would you worse me in front of that fucking thing?
Oh, I have to go, on my rock I have to go pee now, I'll be right back.
Okay, I have to get this break.
Now you can take the one where we were.
I dare you to pee at your mother's.
Safe way down, the water hose is safe way down.
Probably.
Probably.
Probably.
I hope so.
What if he comes back?
It looks pretty good, it looks alright.
It's a little treacherous, it's maybe a little, okay.
Hold on.
This is not safe.
Okay. It's okay. I'm making it safe.
I'm going to put down some claws. Oh, I don't have any claws.
Ah, ah, it's nothing.
Ow.
Uh, it's not very safe, but if you have a claw, it can be safe.
I do not have a claw.
It's not that far down, but it's just far down at arm.
Yeah, I think you're doing it. I think I think you'll be good, but you got a lot of help.
You got a lot of help. You can take you can take this hit. Just don't fall. You're going
towards the further hole. You might want to go back the other. Yeah, you can take it.
It's not that far.
Yeah! Then there's a box too.
Yeah! Thanks, mouse!
See? You're welcome.
The Quads are deployable DUT platforms.
How far down were you? I was so shocked you were still alive.
I don't know how far I went down, but it was pretty scary.
Uh oh.
Oh, that wasn't us. Okay.
Yeah, I was trying to revive you, but then you weren't even dead.
No, no, no. I'm still alive.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm playing up Minecraft and know how to do it.
You don't just dig straight down?
Well, no.
Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good.
That does not sound good.
Oh.
Uh, shit.
Uh.
The gasper okay.
What the fuck is going on?
Why is there so many balls?
It's deploying everything.
That was maybe not my smartest idea, that's not my smartest idea, but I've ever.
Well it's all on you.
Oh yeah, I think it's your one pop a mutt.
Come on, how far did you fall?
I
My mouse carry we're being carried
I'm carrying my bag
How deep it oh shit it's really far you're you're
Right there yeah, like there's I think you're you're almost at the bottom. Oh shoot
We believe in you
Wait, is anybody below her I have no idea where I am
You're like right above me actually my mom's like
I'll get you.
Nice!
I'll get you.
I had a cucumber for you but I had a cucumber for you but pop them up slowly.
I need, I need.
There's a bomb!
You're good, you're good.
That's awesome
You can take the rebar trail
I was so sad I was next to a revives down and I immediately a shit
The path down for me is nice though
I'll get to you, I'll get to you. Don't worry. Shit.
Oh, I see a shrimp beneath you.
You're a beautiful, beautiful body, I see it. Amazing.
Oh, I'm alive!
Actually, there was- Yeah, I probably should have been somebody else, but I am alive, so I'm happy.
It works.
You guys can carry us.
What is this green thing?
It bounces. Don't touch it. It's like a trampoline.
Let's see.
Ah!
Oh, shit! No, no, no, no!
I mean...
kinda funny dude
i know it's a mushroom i just don't know what it's for
oh the spawns are messed up
oh there's another one
sorry, sorry, sorry
i think we gotta look past this one
and this is definitely not a bomb right?
this is not a bomb
Oh
This way also looks bad
So bad
Let me see if the flare gun can like like there's two ways we can go now because of the bomb
This way this way it looks better this way definitely looks better
There you go there you go
They go, they go, they go.
Yeah, yeah, you can see inside the walls
like you're in Minecraft.
You're in like Minecraft's creator mode.
A bomb!
Right?
Why is it always a bomb?
What are you doing?
It's never anything helpful.
It's always a bomb.
I think I, oh shit, I didn't have a bomb.
Is this gonna be another bomb?
Oh, it's this thing.
What is that?
It's my dingus.
Oh, it's a dingus.
What's a dingus?
It makes platforms.
You throw it and it makes it hard for you.
So it's actually kind of, oh jeez, this hole's way worse.
No, you don't want to.
There's a small hole this way, but this hole also
kind of sucks, so I don't know.
Maybe it's better to throw the bingis down this hole?
I don't know.
This hole's a mystery.
We don't know how bad this hole could be.
You can actually jump down from there, it's a flat form.
I love mysterious holes.
There's a bee in my sea edge here.
You just dingus'd yourself.
That didn't really help at all.
I feel like a beast.
Oh, there's um, there's a thing now, me.
A thing?
Yeah, a bean.
There's a bean.
Oh, oh, nice.
That's what I was trying to say.
That is a donut.
A bean, honey.
Bean, that's great.
Metal reamer.
OK, OK.
Is it me?
Oh god, I'm scared!
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
I don't know how, but I'm alive.
I tainted, I don't know how I tainted.
I tainted though.
Holy...
How did I survive that?
How am I supposed to survive?
You are going to fall!
I'm not gonna fall!
I'm doing great!
They're high on the heart and they fall!
The baby boy isn't taking it down!
I'm not doing this!
Look at us!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
He's over here!
Swing in
So close
Maybe you should be the one to go apologize. I do I have to pause it
We drop so many clock
We're so close.
It's communicating.
We're so close.
Oh, there he is!
Go save, go save!
I'm sorry!
Mellow's gone!
I just found another hole!
What the hell is this?
Mellow's gone!
Oh shit!
Hello!
What? Good job team!
We got one! We got one! We got one!
Team, we did it!
There's me! There's me!
Oh, I love me!
What?
Oh, team, we really, we really all work together and...
We gotta get the meat!
Shit!
Oh, I'm so hungry.
Would you put my new eat-er meat?
Feed me your meat.
I would never eat-er meat.
Thank you for feeding me your meat.
You're welcome.
Wait, can I have your carrot or your bean?
I think this hole might be bad luck I don't know if this is a good oh Jesus
Ah, oh no my name!
Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick!
Frick off, Frick off, go away!
Go away!
I'll just go, I'll just join again.
I guess it was just me, maybe I ate too much meat.
I ate too much meat, they're safe.
I think so, I think they're still in the game.
Hold on.
This is me.
I'm not used to Vulcans.
Wait, she might've just saved us!
Wait, wait, wait, she might've just saved us!
Oh my god, you saved us!
She saved us!
She saved us!
Oh my god!
We all died!
We all died!
Please don't die!
What happened?
Wait, we actually got a reset!
We all died!
My game reset us!
Yeah, you coming back in made sure we didn't die.
Really?
Holy shit.
Now that's my HP, my name!
Oh
God
That's why she's the go-go
Kill this motherfucker before I do oh my god
I think this is the way I feel this is the
What's a dog hole?
I just want the dog to dance.
Let's get my hole.
Dog hole?
I get the dog hole in here.
What's that?
AHHHHHHHHH
AHH
Well, but now we know what it does!
Whoa!
I'm the dine.
Hi, Masi.
Hi!
Oh, my God!
Sorry, you good?
It's pretty bad.
Oh, my gosh.
Did you pee a pee you a fool?
I swear to God!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You can't notice that this is like...
Sorry to push you through.
...glittery.
Yeah!
I got a cloud bomb.
That's gotta be good, right?
Yes, that's good.
I'm playing the video game!
I'll bring you back
I died right next to revive zone the irony is not lost
Don't worry guys, you can't even call me to go to the other side of it.
Dude, where are you at right now?
You're playing a different game, man.
Oh, hell yeah.
Pop Rock.
What does this do?
One minute, oh my god.
Whoa, that's fucking rules.
So no pressure yeah, not a good not too much
We're all a little dead. Not to alarm you, but I'm not my way in my defense. Yeah killed me
Who is that
Hello!
The dog!
The man in the bag getting rewarded with his goods.
And I didn't learn my lesson.
Oh my god, he's so slippery, so slippery, so slippery!
Oh!
Oh, the ball, the ball, the ball!
Dig yourself a spot for me!
There you go, there you go, there you go, there you go.
Oh my god!
Oh god, oh god, oh god, I tried not to slip either.
Oh a bomb!
The bat bombs are insane.
Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
The bat bombs are insane!
The bat bombs are the worst!
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I hate the bats with bombs.
That shouldn't be allowed.
It's all good.
Where do we go? Can we go down there?
There's like red stuff beneath you.
Oh, like the black red stuff?
These little rocks come out called pop rocks and they're little bombs.
Yeah, they get a little excited.
Yeah, you know, they're like flatworms.
Alright.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Oh my god this area is hard what the fuck wait it's really pretty
I died
Oh my god well at least there's so much outside of the way, peaceful life was fine
I'm Pink Grogu, baby.
You lost a thousand points today.
I'm Pink Grogu!
Me, Pink Grogu!
I fell on the stairs.
I fell off the toilet.
This is what happens.
I fail.
I fell off the toilet, and I broke my ankle.
This is what happens when you fall off the toilet.
Wario ass bro, but what the fuck?
Don't you worry on me.
Huh!
I'll show you a fucking Wario.
I'll show you a fucking Wario!
Wario!
Wario! Wario! Wario! Wario! Wario! Wario! Wario! Wario!
I'm sorry, I'm going!
Oh my god, mouse fell so far, holy...
I'm sorry, I died.
I fell there before.
and aww it's so close
this game is hard
let me at him
why can't I move my god thing
let me at him you fucking dog
let's go
go dog go
let me at him
this time we got it
this time we got it for sure
let me at him
I want him now
wait there was like
there was like bubbles
it was kind of crazy
I'm Adam bubbles. Yeah, if you land in the water bubbles, you don't take damage
Oh
Man the beach ball bounce
Sonic easily need
I've actually never wait dude. I don't know if you know this. I've never in my life
Wait press controls stand underneath me press control you're too far
How's this closer?
How's this doing?
Okay
What
cool
Well, well, well, I think let me see
Look at you. Oh god. I will not catch you
Oh my
I flew too close to Sun Gang, that's on me.
Wait, wait, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Yeah, I'm not done.
You can take that down, I guess.
I went too close to Summit, y'all, that's on me.
Hang on, Matt.
Oh, my God!
Ow!
That's the shit out of me!
Sorry.
Why why why why why?
Why why why why?
Why why why why?
Is there anything so easy now that you see it?
What am I hearing right now?
That fucking ice bro!
Is someone on the microphone? What is that?
Me. I have never found.
Oh god.
Why? Who gave her that?
God.
He just jealous that you don't have it.
The lord.
gave it to me he doesn't like it
why don't you just eat him he doesn't like it he doesn't like me
hey i got uh i'm learning more hey what do i do wait and i don't want to be
crashed or what do i do with this but one
oh whoa cool now what does this do
Oh
Oh
Get out of here!
Give me that.
No, no, no, give me that.
No, no, no, no, no.
What does this do?
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
What does it do?
Uh oh.
Whoa!
I thought it was a beach ball!
Is that a guard?
Oh, God.
You could down there.
Hey, can you turn around real quick?
I seem to have really stumbled into a pickle here.
I would really appreciate it maybe a hand or two oh someone
Well
I'm gonna try to kill it I'm going for it
You're not gonna believe this, but in the case of the 1v1, the worm won.
Yeah, I could believe that.
Well, yeah, well, you know, something about pushing down the stove.
Yeah, I feel like that's all I've been doing this game.
This game is, uh, it's, uh, it's hard, um...
Say please.
Say please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
We're doing a hentai.
They're doing a hentai.
You bet we are.
And you came to watch?
Freak.
We got the hentai virus.
Oh, we're friends again.
I'm going back in.
I'm going for last few of this thing.
I
Honestly, it's not the worst idea
Nothing bad ever happens when you dig straight down.
My gun!
There's so much red.
No!
No!
No!
No!
He's not going to be good.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
AHHHHHHHHH!
What is that? What is that?
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Hey wait, I think I'm close to the dog!
I'll see if I can get it, but it's kind of...
What the fuck is that?
He's got a hookah!
Anywhere!
And it means us everywhere!
Just the two of us!
maybe if I use my phone maybe if I use my phone I can get up there let me try
I don't know I'm so fucking dead
I'm fucking dead
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up, man?
What's up, man?
Guys, I fell all the way to the bottom.
Holy.
I was literally next to the dog.
Holy, next to the dog?
I swear I was next to the dog, Wolf.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, I see another dead body.
Another guy with a license.
I see you, Papa.
Come on, let's go.
I need you, papa, come in.
Hello?
Yes, the two of us.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, here he is.
Oh, here he is.
Come in.
Come in.
Also, my game is live.
This is awesome.
I am so mad.
I don't know what this is for, I don't know what this is for.
I'm going to come find a shoe.
Oh, what happened to you?
What are you doing down there, huh?
Oh, why am I down here?
What happened to you?
What a good question.
What is that?
Oh, see you.
Oh, I go first.
Hi.
I didn't know what that was for.
Hey Cookie, bye!
Hey, maybe...
Hold on, let me see.
And now that was 4, I finally learned today.
I'm Reveneq!
Was I planned? Well, it wasn't 9!
I'm gonna get 580.
Thank you.
It wasn't 9!
The second cleaner.
What that?
Ah, yeah, you're a really good cleaner.
It wasn't dying!
Oh, thank you! There's a bomb, by the way.
Yeah, I got it right.
Whatever happened to her!
Elton ring playthrough, by the way!
Just curious.
Ah, you know, that's not, that's not so well, really.
I love Elton ring.
I'm really curious.
Welcome back!
Oh my God!
She has risen.
She has risen.
I'm alive.
Time to die more.
Okay, I'm around, I'm around. I don't know where I am.
I don't know, hold on, let me see.
Go back to your body, go back to your body.
Yeah, you talk.
I do not hear her.
Oh, that's too much.
Uh-oh.
I'm 583.
I'm on the exact level you're at.
Oh, god, it comes so loud.
Oh
I'm just carrying a hole, that is me.
Hey, Grogu in a hole.
What's up?
Hey, Grogu in a hole, that's me.
I'm coming, I'm coming back.
I was just, hey, Grogu in a hole.
This game is awesome.
I love Disney.
I'm not playing the video game for a lot of pro gamers.
I feel like...
I feel...
This might be my game actually.
I feel like...
Where is this your niche?
This might be my game.
I feel like the enchantment is always key point for the first time.
And now...
Oh my god!
Wow!
You saved me!
You're okay!
Okay, not great, not great.
Things are, things are, things are about being in an interesting game.
I fell into hell again!
You hit my mouth?
I'll never let you come over.
I love playing the video games. I'm having a really good time playing the video games.
I love the video games.
What was that?
Sounds bad, eh?
That's a rule!
Holy!
I'll be walking this stream.
I'll be walking.
I'll be walking.
I'll be walking.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
You're not gonna believe this.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
But uh...
And after this...
I was trying to see what the beam blaster did.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
Beautiful.
I think it's fun.
I hate this game.
No, we were so close to the end.
There's only three viols.
There's only three.
This game fills my heart with rage.
There's only three viols, Papa.
Papa, I know it'll cheer you up.
I know it'll cheer you up is it a gun to my temple cuz I don't know what else
Yeah, all right, all right, I'm pretty jazz. Thank you
You can call me cool train cuz I'm jazz
There's three biomes
There's regular there's ice and then there's lava
Okay, so this is not a regular beach ball, so I will let so you can have now
Okay, I will drop it you grab it, okay
I don't want I don't want it. I don't hear you get out. I don't want it. Oh
I swear to God. All right, I trust
I'm just kidding.
Alright.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, I made penises.
He's just going.
What?
What the fuck?
Oh god!
I'm gonna plunge you.
I'm gonna plunge you.
I'm so sorry.
Oops.
Ahhhhhhh.
Are you kidding me?
Ahhhhhhh.
Oops.
Did I do that?
Yeah, I did.
I do this!
What is that thing following me?
What is it?
It's a Google!
I'm on my way boss!
No no no no no no!
No! I'm coming!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here with you!
I'm right behind you boss!
Here we go!
Oh, I got it!
That's good.
I've arrived!
Wow.
Why did that mean I'm not being defensive very much?
I'm so sorry.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
If you don't die from that, I'm sure.
I'm not dying!
Woof woof woof!
You alright?
I don't think she's alright.
Are you-
AHHHH!
Ow!
Oh, ow.
That was a misfire from her, that was a misfire.
Uh-uh.
He knows all about misfires.
You be quiet back there, I'll fuck this!
Yeah!
Destroyed.
You're out, right?
Nope.
Okay, I mean, I...
Okay, all right, touch it.
All right, all right.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
No!
Thank you
I want to bounce in the mushroom
Just keeps going all the way down
Oh
not f**king...
oh...
splat, spat, spat, spat, spat
look like she is in trouble
spat, spat, spat, spat, spat
ow, im ded
i got you
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm right here.
Oh, never mind.
Hi!
Hello? Hello.
They're done.
Oh, what happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Oh shit!
Uh oh.
Oh this way.
Hi, some playing the game.
Oh, not that way though.
Oh, not that way either.
Not that way.
Oh, I don't want to play that.
It's on this game board.
Oh, I don't even...
Forget that.
Tricky.
Oh!
Oh my god!
What's this?
Oh!
Does this even work?
I think it's empty.
This frickin' stupid bed.
Wow
Oh
I'm going crazy!
Guys, I think we should just stay with Mouse.
Mouse clearly knows what she's doing.
I think we're the problem.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm just trying my best.
I'm just trying my best.
I'm just trying my best.
I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just trying my best.
I can work. You've got so much out of me, Dengue.
I'm a Dengue.
I don't think he's a Dengue.
She's Dengue?
She's Dengue?
She's Dengue?
She's a Dengue.
She's a Dengue?
That was a solid Dengue.
Hey, that's Dengue.
I'm a Dengue.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh, oh, he's looking for your tasty flesh.
Oh, he's right above you, right above you, right above you.
Ah!
Oh my God!
That thing is awful!
Holy!
Uh-oh, Bob. Bob. Bob.
We're fine.
She got this.
Have you ever like seen those videos on YouTube of people who go into caves no
You know, you've been vibing with our recommendations recently, so would you like to see authoritative cave deaths?
Like a lot of them? And I was like, what the hell?
You know, the nutty putty came and watched you.
I did, and then I got more human cave deaths.
Well, did you watch those?
What?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
You're a great human!
Buddy can't get a bro.
I know he's putting me in shit's game.
One more hard-baked death.
I'm just kidding.
Stop with that.
Guys, guys, guys.
Let's actually stay together.
Let's actually stay together.
If you stop killing me, baby!
I've never killed you once, Papa.
I don't know where you're coming from.
I only killed you in retaliation for when you shot me with a gun.
Okay, all of our all of our
We're all gonna stick together
We're not gonna kill each other
We cheese cheese cheese cheese
Cheese you can eat this
I'm gonna eat it with me. You can eat it. Yeah. See keep some cheese guys guys come get some cheese
I had no idea
Oh, jeez!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, jeez!
I love cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Yeah, take your cheese with you.
Cheese.
Cheese.
It's like clutch.
It'll come in clutch, bro.
You think you can dig down?
I think we should dig up.
No, I think we should embrace the adventurous spirit
and fall right now.
Is that the dog?
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way.
Oh, you mean the squeak?
That was me hiccuping.
Oh, pfft.
Sorry.
Does anybody ever tell you your hiccup sound like a small dog?
No.
Now they have.
Where's Papa? We already lost him.
Wait, I swear I heard another squeak and it wasn't me.
Oh my god. Hello. I hear him. Oh, he's crying.
I got lost. Yeah. Yeah, you did.
All right. Wait, wait, I wonder if I can...
Wait, I have an idea. I have an idea, guys.
Yes, Chef. Oh, you be careful. I did or I was gonna shoot
another one okay we're good we're good okay catch us catch us catch us okay
okay okay I got you okay I got you okay I got you I got you
Whoa!
Yes!
I thought about G-jumping because it would be funny.
What the hell are you guys?
To acknowledge that I've become a better person.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I decided to grow the person.
Thank you.
Boom!
Foam jar.
Foam is good.
I'm full, though.
I've got too much stuff.
I have cheese.
He wasn't trying to be angry. Wait, I'm gonna actually just use this, because I don't know what does.
Guys, I got lost.
I got lost, but I've made it- I've returned.
Well, hooray, welcome back.
Thank you. I'm going in.
Oh yeah, I don't really know how to get down.
What is that? Oh no, please don't.
Ah, through here.
Hook him back.
Ewww.
All right, maybe the answer this entire time was teamwork
Yeah
But doesn't want to work so yeah
My cheese
Where? Where? Where?
It's so hard to tell.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Oh, you're not so scared you can find yourself.
Ew.
No, this happens when you're older.
It's fine. I'm going to leave.
I see. You can't help a phone.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Many bags.
I'm not stuck in here with you.
You're stuck in here.
Maybe if you jump to that thing.
You can parkour it.
You can parkour it.
You can parkour it.
Come on, any damage.
I'm just gonna make it lower.
I'm doing it out.
Or you can just fly down like this.
Out.
Okay, I'm Parkour, I'm Parkour.
Parkour is cooler here.
My pickles, my pickles, my pickles.
My pickles, I'm gonna die for them.
I have my priorities.
Eat your pickle.
I got a pickle for you.
You got a pickle for me?
Ooh, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
What happened?
Ooh, too low, too low, too low.
Ooh, no, too low, too low.
Oh shit, I really want that God
That's it we're getting more I think we're good. We're good. We're good. We're definitely good. We're definitely good
400
Yeah, yeah, there's beams. There's beams. There's beams
There's a lot of here. Someone needs it
We got beams we're good
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
She's alive.
She's alive.
Ah!
You son of a bitch!
Oh, my god.
Where's that bounce out?
Oh.
I heard myself.
I didn't sound very alive.
OK.
Still.
Ah!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry.
There was a bat.
There was a bat.
OK, OK, OK.
Now, jump through a safe.
What?
What?
No, wait, here's the key.
All right.
You never showed me where.
It should be eight.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, I thought it was called me with full HP.
Well, better than I was.
That looks like a big drop.
I'm trying to be doing you.
Eek eek eek.
Pick up.
Alpha's bringing everything on mouse roll.
Typical man.
I could ask the people.
Yeah.
Uh, perhaps, perhaps, if you can...
Typical man.
I could...
Hurray!
Oh my!
That's where she is!
What?
That's a little weird, I can say.
Listen, I'm doing my goddamn damage down here.
Oh no!
What did you push me?
Help!
Oh
If you have just as much energy as you might be in this moment, uh,
I need to find out, yeah, to find out who reached that minute as well.
I'm in the middle of this.
And I don't mind the bullets.
Hey, you guys, come on, right over here.
Come on.
Maybe, I don't even know if that's me or not.
That might not be you.
It's not.
No!
I won the death lottery.
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here, bros. I'm right here. I'm right above.
I'm still alive, boy.
Hello.
Oh no, please no.
I hate this game, I hate this game, I hate this game.
I
Consider that a warning. Oh
Block in there, how do I do don't don't
Oh
Oh cool.
Oh, there it is!
AHH!
OH!
Oh my...
Oh my...
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
And there it is!
That could have been really...
It's hurting me!
Oh, how...
What happened?
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
AHHHH!
WAAAHHHHH!
It's hurting me, the heart is hurting me!
I'm like, it hurts me!
I just got flashed by a robot.
But it was...
I got on a cheek and it's so bad.
We're down.
We ain't!
We're up with this thing!
shoulder
did you want your cucumber?
here you go
no
i didn't want it
oh somebody didn't want it
guys i got a pop frog
what the hell is that?
oh
i'm a pop frog
no no
that's how i killed mouse and i
what?
what?
oh shit
oh shit
what did it do?
oh my god
I didn't want to go down that way.
I'm going to go up.
I think a different squad.
That's a great two-bar.
It would bring me into the Claude, please.
No Claude, please.
Just a little Claude.
That works.
Thanks.
Oh
Nah, this cave is crazy.
This one you think that you know what the fuck you're doing, girl?
You don't.
This one you think you know.
You don't.
of
of
of
of
of
Just playing my watch, boss, and house, play the game simulator, it's not very good.
And she's totally alive down there, I'm not dead, and I'm also really good, I'm also not dead.
But if you can come down here, that'd be great.
I'm so lame.
Pia goes, just jump on the arch.
She's safe on the arch.
If you didn't go on it, you jumped off the guy, I'm going to jump up dead.
Oh my god.
the good news is you have to walk down it walk down the middle of the grass and
there's a path and it goes straight to my mom and everybody else's body yeah I
wonder if you're I promise you it's gonna be good all right there we go there
we go we're doing it there but all righty and then there's a path and then go
down and then to your left you can go on the little gray block yeah I know you
jump across oh there it is this is going to be a good old time there go to your left go to your
left go to your left and then you can walk down yeah yeah go to your left there you go there you go
and then this is where I exploded so the rest of it is up to you but you can kind of just dig down
there's not a hole yeah yeah see see Tori like I said yeah but you told me when I was already too
far down you shimbo up on the platform and I couldn't get up that high you just
did it you're just not it yeah you just you didn't you did not the toast and rat
skills man you know what you know what
I
Looks fun playing this game. I wish I could
Oh
I fucking hate this. Oh, good. I'm back in the fucking building, Gray. Thank you.
You're fucking welcome. Thank you.
Oh
This game is mine
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I always come up with the only one being mine for a bit.
Uh oh.
Oh, I think I saw something.
He wants to eat my ass!
He wants to eat my ass!
I'm alive!
Daddy's laughing at me.
Okay.
Oh, frick you!
I'm bad.
I'm bad.
Oh
I want to play better when I'm alone.
Hey, what's wrong? Did you die again?
No, there's a thousand bombs that are everywhere. It's four-three over here.
I just want to play the game.
Oh, Bobby is solar.
Hey, what is the-
Okay, hey, what is the- what is this thing? What does this thing do?
I have things now. What does this thing do?
That's a bingus.
It makes cap forms.
Fantastic, what do we get? And then- alright, little rude, what about this guy?
It makes an arc.
And then this guy, what's he do?
Explosions.
What's that?
Explosions.
Ah, perfect thingy.
Appreciate that I completely forgot how to play this game. Oh, I'm stuck
Oh shit.
Oh my god, what is this?
No, I hit a bomb.
Oh no.
My butt hurts.
My butt hurts.
I hit a bomb.
It's a fucking war zone out here, bro.
I feel it.
I got lost.
I hit a bomb.
Oh no.
Wait, I think you're...
Wait.
Oh yeah, I was way further down.
I'm at 414.
way further down on the 4-14.
Well, I mean, don't I?
I mean, I'm good too.
And that my body's kept far.
It's not, wait, maybe it's not that far, actually.
You're only like 10 meters above me.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah, I think you're on the other side of the map.
Where's the bomb, by the way?
Yeah, now.
Perfect.
What did she do to me?
Is that for real?
Oh no, that's kinda good.
All according to kick hockey.
What did you say?
You're all according to kick hockey.
Oh fuck.
We'll get the food, yeah yeah yeah.
All according.
There we go.
Ryan, catch you.
Catch me.
I'll catch you.
I believe.
I did not catch me.
Bro, he did not catch me.
Alright, I apologize. I thought I had a different grip on that one.
Well, good luck.
Well, how do I get there?
Can you catch me?
Go ahead.
I'll give you a good...
Come on.
For what trust, okay?
Come on.
For what trust?
I need you to trust me that I trust you, alright?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Alright, alright.
Oh
Okay, my hero you're welcome. I won't forget this. I won't forget this
You're stuck in here with me brother
I
Papa taste that I don't know how they did that
He's probably like full health, huh? Maybe he's actually a cat. He's got like nine lives. Maybe he is actually
Excellent, that's the mark. If I fall I will die. I did not have that much life
You ate all your cheese. I did
I don't want to say that's mouse behavior, but you know, I I ate that real fast, you know
What is that?
I'm dead.
Oh my god, I thought-
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Oh my fucking-
I'm dead.
Oh my-
Yeah, no, I'm dead.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, no shit.
Fuck sake.
Well, you know what you gotta do, lock the fucking game.
It's all riding on you.
You said you wanted to play the game.
It's your time.
Wait, did I ever have a fucking...
You said you wanted to play the game.
I love it.
So now it's time to play the fucking game.
I'm fucking locked in like you wouldn't believe.
Nothing sells words.
Who says a word?
I warned you guys to get another plane of existence, and that's where I'm at right now.
There's a bomb bang!
Dude, I don't...
We have to stop playing this game.
Eat your dog food.
Eat your dog food.
Holy shit.
A lock in.
Can you skip the dog?
No.
Oh
Are you just feeling territorial you didn't see the other dog? Oh, I always put territorial
That's right
Oh my god! Oh my god, I'm fighting!
So here I am, doing- oh god, here we go, this is the Parker park.
Everything I can, hold on to what I am!
Easy, easy!
Hi, Mr. Furman!
I also did a Tony Hawk skate park, yeah!
The years of Tony Hawk have prepared me for this skate- oh my fucking Calida.
They brought it back!
Oh my god.
Oh no!
Wait, if I try to play it, am I gonna get more sickness?
Just try it.
I mean, fuck it.
Take some germane.
Wait, where are you from?
Am I stuck in the hole?
No.
Freaking.
Oh my god!
God damn.
Every time I'm gonna see these little skulls and the fucking ass tights and the germane.
No!
Oh shit!
No!
Wait, maybe someones are good.
NO! NO!
NO! NO!
Bruh, bro.
He's on a really good level.
There's a worm.
Where, where would this-
Oh my fucking god, no!
The man is hungry!
I can't wait to be the alter-team!
Please!
He's gonna attack me!
Get out of here, you beast!
Hic!
Ooh, oh!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There's a bat, there's a bat, there's a bat.
I'm going this way.
Can I get a...
Is there like a spawn rate on these fucking...
Yo, can I get a reward?
Things?
Do you want a reward?
Oh, I see what I see what I see!
I see what I see what I see!
Don't let them die!
Do not die!
Do not die.
I will not die.
Not like this!
Not like this!
Not like this!
Not like this!
Not like this!
Don't die!
Don't die!
You died right next to a robot, what dog?
I can't believe you skipped the dog. Wait, watch this.
There's the dog.
There's the dog?
I'm just fucking sad.
What is the dog? What is that?
You kind of know when you're at the dog.
Yeah, you kind of know when you're at the dog because all of a sudden everything's flat and there's like no holes.
And you press H and it will show you where the dog is and then you can revive everybody.
Is that what that's for?
Oh my goodness, I didn't know that, Ben.
It's okay, you're a dog, I don't expect you to know.
I didn't know you meant by that, the whole, I was like,
oh, we unlocked yourself?
I think I unlocked stuff.
Oh, wait, we unlocked stuff.
Oh, let me look, oh, that's gross, don't like that.
Ooh, what do I unlock?
Oh, nothing.
Well, I'm already heading out.
Are you aware of, like, that T-Racing?
Did you see, did any of you guys get the I's five?
It's yucky, and it's very yucky.
Oh my god, actually, you know why you didn't get it?
Because you have to get revived by an idol five times.
And I've been revived by an idol ten.
Ten!
Oh, I'm all fanged.
How do you know?
What does it say?
Because it says over the achievement.
If you click over any of the locked things, it'll probably get the new content together.
We eat five breezy pops in a single run.
All I need to do that is not going to be slay.
What's a freezy pop?
It's like on the ice level, it's the not cucumber.
Oh I wouldn't know.
I've never, I uh, I never uh, yeah.
Oh.
I hear these teeth are gross.
What?
I want this one.
I think I should challenge Ron.
I look so scary.
I'm looking for the best fit for when I'm dead on the ground.
That's really what it's about, I think, at this point.
Oh, no, no!
Open 50 packages and see if there's any...
Oh, you got the pause. How'd you get the pause one, Tori? What the fuck?
Wait, what?
What?
You have one where there's a bunch of pause across this... How'd you get that?
Oh, I didn't get it. You have to finish the ice cave...
...in the place you're dead.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I see, I see.
I was really jealous.
I look like a 1940 cartoon bum. Oh my God.
I based it on my IRL dude.
This is how I look in my IRL bro.
Wait, you look like the guy from the Gorillaz.
I'm not a big guy.
I'm not a big guy.
I'm not a big guy.
I'm not a big guy.
Oh I do it. I'm tricking.
Let that fall down.
Wait, save a bad fall with foam.
Oh shit.
Wait, try to damage the worm?
Wait, you can get stuck trying to fight the worm.
I did try.
Wait, that was B. I was looking at my ass.
Oh, cute.
Oh, there's no skeets here.
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
I want the wizard hat.
Ooh, wizard hat.
Wait, wizard hat.
What?
Wait.
I don't want the demon hat.
I want the propeller hat.
The frog hat is cute.
This is like a demon hat or something?
That's so cute.
Oh my god, that's like a little demon cat hat.
Wait, we just gotta bring the balls to the dog.
I can do that.
Yeah, I need to repair guys, this is one of the rules.
Wait, we could, if we keep on playing,
I could literally get this damn beamen cat hat.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Oh my God, wait, we're running for this.
Drink five grape juices and you get the doggy ears.
Oh my God, this is the one.
Oh, we need to find grapes.
Okay, this is my whole night then, huh?
Cool.
We're good.
I need, oh, what am I stupid hat on now?
Wait, oh shit.
What the fuck?
Now I look like an idiot.
Pinch fall!
Pinch fall!
No, no, no, no!
I'm a big tube queen!
Let's go together! Let's go together!
I'm so locked in.
I'm a big one!
I'm feeling very confident.
I'm fucking...
I'm so...
I'm...
Stop that little lo-
Stop, stop that!
I'm scared!
I'm scared, man.
I don't trust. That's the problem.
Shut up, you have to trust me.
And you have killed me so many times.
I've never killed you, is that slander?
You have killed me like at least four times.
That slander, right?
Jack, what are you doing?
And then you, I hate, I hate.
Jack, I hate.
I'm trying to get down, I just, I just...
Oh, this is cute.
How do I, what is it, can we ask him?
Oh, okay.
I don't even know, like, where he waited, though.
You just kind of just kind of feel it out.
Oh my god, a dingus!
She's dinging.
Oh, yeah.
Jeez.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh-ooh.
Um, um, um, um.
I'm busy at school.
You're fucking empty.
Hey, ass.
Hi, guys.
Where are you guys going?
Hey, I know we're on a hard trip.
And I'm not going to school.
Yeah?
I'm so sorry.
We have to run down here.
You died already?
I hate this game, man!
It's full of slimes now.
It's full of...
It's dangerous at every turn.
I don't want to be a fever.
If this kills me,
I'm going to break my PC pad.
Okay.
There's a revive point down here, though.
Both of them guys.
You motherfuckers!
oh my god
oh god oh god
uh oh
it broke through a vibe stone
that's messed up
that's kinda messed up
kinda messed up
we did that
we did that
oh no
who's team?
same team same team
can i have a pic of cucumber?
You're gonna die if you don't fail.
You're gonna fucking die.
Why did your heart decay?
It's gonna look like shit.
She did this to me.
No, don't pick her up.
He did this to me. I did this to you.
That's clever.
Keep these from me.
I can catch you. I'll catch you.
I'll catch you. I got you. I got you.
Will you?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Oh shit, you won't!
Wait for me!
Come on, you won't!
Yay!
Yay!
GG!
GG!
GG!
I... I...
Oh, there's a revive.
Wait, there's people!
With you!
Because you guys keep falling at me!
I didn't do anything!
I'm just a little man throwing glow sticks trying to get my little mouse out of here.
Mousey.
Is it for you?
Oh, thank you.
There you go.
Enjoy the pickle.
There's so many pickles this time.
Yeah.
Is this for me?
They gave me less worms.
There was too many worms last time.
I think the update they fixed the worm because the worm didn't use to target players.
It just kind of would appear.
Oh.
Oh.
Handcunam.
Uh-oh.
Hello.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I
uh-oh
uh-oh
uh-oh
Uh-oh
uh-oh
uh-oh
oh
I've been here.
Nope.
WAAAH!
Oh
I
Oh
Hello
God, what happened to you?
I'm dead.
Oh yeah, that dick with like two hoes, so a big edge.
Oh, now you're gonna be dead too.
Now watch this, cheese.
Bring me that cheese.
800 feet down.
I died.
All right, I got you.
Oh, I'm alive, thank you.
I go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It was the bad, it wasn't you.
Oh my god, this is stupid bad.
Is that a bomb?
Oh my god.
Cheese!
Oh no, but it landed on you.
No, no, no, no, no!
You crazy shit!
You crazy shit!
Oh my god.
Oh, cheese.
Where did he end up?
Oh, cheese!
Repeat on.
B.
Oh, top shit.
That's almost cheese.
Oh, cheese!
Oh, cheese!
Oh, cheese!
Oh, cheese!
Oh, top shit.
That's so much cheese.
Oh
Oh, is anyone dead? I'm still alive, but I might die
Wait, I can catch you I can catch you if you come down this way
Will this work? Oh, you did it!
I got you, so thank you!
Papa, Papa, remind me I need the ball, but it's okay all my all my stuff was wherever my body is, but it's fine
But oh, I'm not very lucky.
We're both dead quite far below you.
Oh.
Oh.
Ow, fine.
We're a little dead.
Why not?
Oh, oh, trendy.
This one's good to have, actually.
What's up?
Worry, Oriany.
Worry?
Worry.
No.
No, no need to worry.
No.
No.
I'm the best game around here.
Oh, I see.
Oh, you're pretty far.
It looks like you kinda dig out your own path from down there.
I don't know, I've got a phone.
Oh my god, she sees me. Hello, Pookie.
I'll see you.
I see you pookie. Oh, I see you pookie. I also hear the worm. I have no idea.
I'll save you pooks. I'm coming.
Wait, there he is.
Oh, Pooh-key.
I don't know how you died over there.
Pooh-key.
Pooh-key.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Iron Maus, I found you.
I found her.
Thank you, my sheep.
No problem.
Where's the other one?
He's down.
You can hear him before you see him.
Yeah, he's not doing amazing. I don't think
Maybe we can like
This way is okay.
I hear you!
I hear you!
Oh my god. I've been stuck by these big ol' pickles for so long.
Oh my god, get them to me!
I want what I cannot have until I get so far.
In my suffering.
And also me, right, and also you're excited to see me, and also you're excited to help
out your buddy, right?
Hell yeah.
Okay, well I feel like maybe one of those pickles could go on over to your boy, but...
Alright, okay.
Oh, oh!
You mother...
Oh, oh!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Come on now! Go back in there!
I can't! Sorry!
Don't worry! We're on our way! We'll get you! We're coming!
They've thrown me to life! I hope it's seven steps that I can see!
Guys this guy for sure.
I'll lead a pickle.
Oh nice a pickle.
Oh nice pickle.
Oh nice pickle.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
God damn it.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
They're alive.
They're alive.
I didn't do it.
I did not.
I did not do that.
I did not do that.
I did not do that.
That was bad.
Bad, bad.
That was the badest thing that I've ever done.
What the hell?
Oh, hey.
I'm a stupid man.
Can I park or not?
Oh, there's one.
What the hell?
What the hell?
God damn it.
Back in the mines.
I'm feeling it.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
I see, I see.
I can't, I can't.
You're in scream getting like further and further.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
OOOH!
Yeah.
I see the line.
I'm gonna claw.
Ooh, that hurt.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my ankle.
Oh, he's alive.
Are you gonna start contributing yet?
Welcome to this place.
It's not so easy, friend!
We need...
...a long bottle!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Fuck you, Bat! Fuck you! Especially you, Bat!
Yeah, fuck you, Bat! Fuck you, Bat!
Fuck you, stupid Bat! Yeah, fuck that bat!
No! No! Help! Help!
Oh, fuck me, Billy!
Oh my god, okay
Somehow we survived that
You did oh fuck
Oh my god, I hate this game
Oh my god, oh my god
Fine if I don't I swear to God if I did one location, please
Oh thank you Lord
Oh, thank God.
Oh my God!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Oh, what is this ever here?
Oh, what is happening?
Oh, what am I?
Excuse me?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh
I heard it's a whole lot of fun in here.
Oh yeah.
I don't get it.
I can explain it.
It's alright.
It's alright.
She just...
She just...
She doesn't know.
I'm back.
It's truly like an infinite torment nexus.
Because every time that I think about it, it's like, I pull me back in.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever dead.
I'm forever damned, holy shit.
You gotta get up and play.
Ready?
More and more.
I spent this motherfucker gets behind me.
I'm gonna get you.
Ah!
I'm gonna get you.
I help.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No.
You missed my number on inviting me from this fuck-ass game.
Game
I'm feeling I'm gonna go this way. Let's go safe
Statistically speaking probably
here if there's a food we're close to doggy
deep dish pizza
I'm sorry it's okay
Maybe... uh oh.
Where?
Oh, mom again.
Mom again.
Jesus.
Oh my god.
I don't want to go that way.
Oh
The trap broke my phone what the hell I was sick
Fuck you. Oh
My
That's haunting me.
Go this way.
Uh oh.
Oh, I hate you, Ben.
Hey, where's Puppy Dog?
Excuse me.
Bubba!
Oh, what a wimp.
Okay, okay.
You're kind of downloading it.
I'm coming doggy, I'm coming!
Oh god!
The dog is gonna fucking die!
I have a bomb!
Should I chuck the bomb?
You can try.
Here.
Did that do anything?
Uh, maybe.
Oh.
Oh!
Careful!
Oh!
Okay, I'm good.
Gotta know how I am.
Oh, we're fine.
No, no, what?
Oh!
Oh!
I died!
Oh!
Oh, you!
I got you!
Oh!
Help!
I got you!
Oh!
Okay, oh lord!
Oh!
Okay!
Okay, where's the...
There we go!
Hey Grogil, need help?
I'm coming, uh...
Thanks.
Hey!
I'll back out.
There you go.
Aw, thanks.
Welcome back.
Doggy.
Thank you, thank you.
You're so close to him.
Look at the dog.
He's here.
He's here, he's here!
We got him! We got him!
He killed himself again!
Oh, God!
Ooh, this is good.
Meat.
Meat! Yummy, yummy.
They're alive apparently, I don't know where they are.
Should we wait for them?
I don't know!
I don't know that I trust them to me. I mean, I guess we can revive them if they die
What is it?
Hello?
Why?
There's a lot of things
He's so far down underneath all feet.
Chad, do you know where they are?
I don't know Chad, I don't know.
I don't see either outline.
I don't see any of them anywhere.
Hello?
I'm home!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Oh, wait, they're close.
Oh, okay.
Hello?
You know, it's a good thing we don't have, like, hunger bars and stuff.
Hello?
Are you ready?
Oh, I hear him, I hear him.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hello.
I hate this fucking game, man.
Are you kidding me?
I don't know, it's certainly gonna be a mystery, we did it, good team.
He is over here.
He is!
He's coming!
He is!
Come on over!
I got you, Pookie!
No, I got you!
Oh, what the freak!
Come on in!
Come on in!
Oh, that's, that's...
Come on in!
I'm here, I'm here!
Over here!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
We all did it and none of us died a single time
Yeah, sorry
And nobody died and not one single person died
And she's got me this better. We're gonna eat this cheese
We just go yeah, what's he doing? Did we did we uh?
Yeah, we got the rewards. Okay, and yeah, we just go
I just wanted to dig, I'll be honest, all I wanted to do was dig.
Oh, sorry.
That was also an accident.
That sounded like Sabrina Carpenter.
Ow!
What the heck did you get for that, I guess?
I've done nothing.
I'm in this way, I don't think.
It is all hard rock.
No, no, no, no.
I'm beginning to believe.
I told you I found it you have to believe me but I found it
This is the path of my life
I knew it all I found it all up there
My dog
I found it all in my way
Oh man
What's my way?
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
You found the dog?
Oh
I saw you.
Oh, I'm dead.
Look up to the heavens, we're here.
There you go, but there's the whole image there, but we're here.
Oh, um...
Uh...
No, don't say that, come on, free us.
That's not reassuring.
Not very reassuring.
You're really not ready.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Oh, that's not going to be a set.
That, okay.
I'm in.
Well, I got you now, so where did Papa go?
My body.
My body's broken.
We all will pay here.
where are you down where are you
I need some food
yes
wow
I'm right here
that must feel nice to survive
I survived somehow.
Hello.
Yeah, that's cool.
I don't want to touch it.
I didn't bring it.
I can see that we all survive though.
I want to eat a pot.
I don't know how we eat that though.
I don't know.
I haven't found any food yet.
It looks like ginger.
This should be a green one.
I don't like where I'm going.
That's the dead end.
I feel like this could be a good way.
I have more A beans.
Wait, I can use my bean.
I can use my knees.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Let me be, let me be.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
The bee will protect you.
Unless you're not.
We can't.
Oh, nice bee.
Thank you, thank you.
I like the way, oh, uh-oh.
I think she was just supposed to flicker.
I think she went a little bit too hard.
Buddy, you good?
Buddy, you doing good down there?
Oh boy, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna try to make a tunnel there.
Good.
Yep.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm glad you're okay.
I feel like an admin watching for a sheet of Minecraft.
What?
Did everything see if we were like transcarrying somethings watching you behind.
I'm gonna add my look at the cheaters.
Admin, excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm not cheating.
Alright, well, we'll see.
Because I'm actually cheating.
Did I see like a big old pool of water to your left?
You wanna go and do what I guess is a spear?
Yeah, there's like a bit of giant water straight ahead of me for you.
You see it?
Yeah, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, something I might want to help.
Alright.
Where did they kill me?
Oops!
What the-
No, I think this is a bedroom.
That's freaky.
I mean, you gotta, yeah, you gotta get in there.
Ah!
I guess it like breaks my fall
That's for fun, sure. Oh, we got this
AHHHHHHH
Wait
That's a hole
Hey
Another hand, another hand on death is at the beacon
I have carry
Wait, clutch with the phone, you get a thing
I have never clutched with a phone
Well, the clutch here looks like a revive show or something.
Yeah, yeah.
So the phone breaks false, then?
I guess so, but you guys, you gotta remember to throw it. You have to play.
Oh, God.
Food!
Oh, there's a revive thing! There's a revive thing!
Eat that! Eat that! Eat that!
Thank you! Oh, yes!
We're alive!
Yeah, it's on there.
I've been waiting too many times.
Keep my ping, on my ping.
On my ping, on my ping.
Number 5!
The deaths were longer than you!
Thanks guys!
This is bullshit!
This is bullshit!
No!
This fucking game!
This is bullshit!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I flipped a little.
Yeah, we don't want to flip.
We're supposed to do it on the game.
We should go down in a controlled speed.
Not like that fast.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm the beginner you'll learn.
I should flip the game.
I should flip the game.
I mean, you'll learn eventually if it's fine as a new player, you know, you've got to get adjusted to the difficulty curve.
No, I haven't.
What does it mean?
No, I haven't. What does it mean?
You can't just say that whole problem mud is here!
Point figure to the top, no?
No, it's just a cool little drill.
This level has automatic drills.
Where are your bodies?
Oh, there's a revived thing down there.
Wait, I'm gonna say the ice hitting is very salty.
Whoa.
Oh sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
That was me!
That was really funny, actually.
It worked out perfectly.
Thanks.
I got my body back.
Oh, thank you.
I'm sure he's quiet all of a sudden, though.
Uh-oh.
That was so funny.
His mouth was comedic-typing can't be met.
Sorry.
No, it was good.
Oh
I'm dead
Have perished
I'm literally rid of you. Yeah died
That's a little nap time
She's in the room, just a little nap.
Oh no, oh no, oh god, oh god, oh god.
Okay, I got you though, I got you.
I'm a guy, but I got you, I got you.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, wait, I can revive you from this foot.
Thank you for reaching me, thank you, thank you.
Oh my god, that was the scariest, that was so scary.
Who, worm?
Worm?
Where?
I don't know.
Where?
Oh, I think we're okay.
I hope he gets you.
What the fuck? Fuck you! What the heck?
I hope that weren't just...
You know what? I hope he gets you!
You fucking you!
You know I'm being good.
I'm being good.
I'm already down for the fuckers!
I hope he gets you when you're alive.
Well thank god I'm alive.
I'm free, I'm free.
I hope he gets you when you're alive.
Well thank god I'm alive.
I'm free, I'm free.
I'm free! I'm free!
Okay.
Yay!
Happy, happy!
Ahhhhh!
Hahaha!
Uh, did you probably walk it off, I reckon?
I can't walk it off.
Can I jump on it?
Oh, she can't walk it off.
I can jump on it.
I hope he gets you, bro!
Oh, she's gone! She's gone!
I hope he gets you.
Oh, I'm already about to do it.
What the?
What the?
Cheese!
Oh my god, somebody help!
I want to eat some of it!
Please!
Let me have some!
And want some cheese!
Please!
Can I have some?
Oh no, that's not good.
That's not good for me.
Oh no!
Cheese please!
Okay, my god.
Hey!
I had 10HP before I really wanted the cheese.
I'm just in the bottom right here.
Wait, I'm right here.
No, I'm right here.
I got everybody.
What if I told you, jeez, what?
I'm right here, I'm right here.
Okay, wait, I'm going to get to the left of me.
I got Tori first in case I fall.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Oh, no.
But there's cheese.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Oh, oh, cheese.
Oh, it's so good.
When I was a kid, the very first song I ever wrote was about cheese, and I still remember
it.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, how did it go?
My favorite song.
Time was closing.
If you dare, don't leave it in the sunlight, or it will grow hair.
Cheese. It's the best. It is better than the rest.
Oh, cheese.
I like that song.
Isn't it great?
Well, you should release it.
I want that song.
I wrote a song about bread and cheese when I was young.
It was bread and cheese.
It was bread and cheese. Bread and cheese.
Menacingly.
Thank you.
I was like four, and I was really excited about bread and cheese.
Oh my god
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Okay, never mind, it's never mind.
Cross alarm.
Just making sure there was a...
Kept on there.
Yeah!
We're gonna go for it!
I don't know how to go up, I don't know how to go down, you should go down.
I'm going down.
You have to keep going down.
I'm beginning to believe. Wait, I can read somebody. Look, there's a green thing.
Oh my God, touch the green thing.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, shit, what's this dude?
Oh, fuck you.
Whoa!
Oh, cool.
That sucks.
Wow.
Do it.
All right.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna get you guys for us trust
I'm fucking on it. Okay, the first person. Okay. Oh, you know what? I'm going down. I actually want to anyway
How do I see what my body? Oh, I see
Yeah, you should get food
Where's the box in the Chinese takeout box
No fuck about you guys letting me right out because I will but stop it.
No Chinese food!
What? Where's what?
Chinese food!
No, no, no! Am I going crazy?
Are you-
Let me guess, where's the Chinese food?
I got to take it!
What's happening?
Papa mutt ate Chinese food confirmed.
Incorrect. I would literally slay a-
I mean, you don't see the Chinese food.
I'm a fan right now.
I would devalue the food.
If you sat me in front of a god-dang trying to fake it would cease to exist
The very principle of a trying to say is actually everything I strive and live for how dare you oh
God I don't know where I am and I'm too bad. This is the worst day. Oh god. Oh my fucking god. If you're still behind me
Why are you so quiet you motherfuckers?
silently at you don't don't I oh I'm gonna get ever get oh here we go oh
Oh, beans!
Oh, here we go.
Nope.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I just...
Oh!
Oh!
What's that?
There's so much Chinese food!
Haha!
My game was 5 games!
Half-hearted at all!
What the hell?
We got so far, we were so long!
How deep I went!
I thought you'd have to take this!
Yeah, you're good.
This game is like so laggy for me. I don't know what the hell is going on.
I got a soul!
Wow.
That worm had you at its sights, man.
Wait, I got a new thing for you.
I gotta see my things.
I gotta see my things.
Let me get this stupid-ass hat off.
I have to wear this automatic auto-clipper.
I have the frog! I can't see my eyebrows.
I got the frog head too!
Oh shit, unibrow.
oh my god
I almost had that hat not yet
how do you get the Miao Miao Miao hat?
I want the Miao Miao hat
Well, that sounds awesome.
I need to continue to watch.
You have to descend 5,000 meters to carry down.
OK.
Oh, jeez.
That's where you are.
Hey!
Wait.
Mousy got them yam yam yam hat.
No, I don't.
I don't have any.
I did this.
I did this.
I did this.
I did this.
Yeah.
It's the lock.
I want the dingus.
I'll get it.
Catch another player 50 times.
You need the ice extinguisher.
Jesus.
I really don't think this is.
Wait, the arm with dingus is kind of fire.
I want the I'm with fingers
races
Wait, the breakers are so cute actually
I want to have D
I need I need to get the slay I need to get the slay eyes
So like these ones
Free pops in a single run so I can slay
wait how do i get pretty cute oh he has five freeze pops in a single one
yeah i want those is it the droopy ears i want the eyelashes
you have to eat five freaky pops i only found one last one i haven't
entered any freaky pops i haven't seen one freaky pop oh my god the eyelashes are so cute what the
They are.
Five. Okay.
I need the first color.
You can have none, you're not slay.
Not slay, no.
Here's Welling in my eyes.
Alright.
Cry.
Cry.
I want to see it.
I want to see the tears coming out of your eyes.
I'm going to...
I'm going to...
I'm going to botch over the tears.
What?
Can I get customizable with a creator pose?
Shit.
I did not know they had a creator pose.
All creator code
Oh
All right, well that's unfortunate
Wizard head
I'm in Japan
We got the time.
Wait, Pia, what's your timer at?
My timer? 6?
Yep.
It was at 20 and now it says...
Oh yeah! I heard you got a big donut.
Man, let's go!
A little bit.
I know we were synced up for a second.
Uh, synced up? What, uh, girls?
We were synced up.
I don't know if I'll go another game. Don't try it.
You want to run through my path?
Who is the high ground now, old man?
Okay, rude.
Blue ages, but we'll pass that on right now, it's fine.
Alright, I'm going in.
Oh, we're going in.
How do we go in?
Guys, we can speedrun this part of the map now.
This part's not going to be hard anymore.
I'm back in the building.
This part is so easy now.
no
here we go
here we go again
there's a lot of beats more than grand
those are the words i mean
partner
cormier
ow
i'm getting better about getting it proved now
I'm going down in the pink.
What's that?
I'm going down in the pink.
What the fuck is that?
It's the pink.
What's that?
That means food.
What?
Pink is food.
Yeah, you see pink in the wall means food.
I've been mom for a long time, but it means food.
I see.
Oh, there's a pink over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, sinky.
Oh, yeah!
Parkour.
Parkour again.
Parkour.
Parkour.
Parkour.
Parkour.
Parkour.
Parkour.
Yeah, people are here.
Why are you making everything blue?
What are you talking about, just chillin'.
What do you up to?
What's up?
You're making everything ice!
No, that's not right.
Just relaxing.
Did you get a free Z-pop?
No.
Is that what happens?
Wait, does that depend? Are you looking for him?
No shit.
We both want that cosmetic, alright?
This gets...
Oh, there's two of them!
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, what's this?
Parallelogram.
Parallel, hey, hey, hey, under my pillow.
Parallelogram.
Parallelogram.
Look in parallel, Graham.
You son of a bitch get away from me.
Hello?
Hello?
I didn't have to make myself to say anything.
Oh!
Well, you're alive now.
Don't worry about it.
I'll see you later.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Don't worry about it, thank you later!
Okay...
I'm not here!
Come on, come on, open it!
Oh, look!
Oh no, no!
Cheese, cheese!
Cheese!
Oh no, cheese!
I would like cheese!
It's...
There!
Oh, it is there!
Cheese!
Oh, please, thank you.
Oh.
Blinded by my hunger for cheese.
Oh, God, please.
God, please.
Come here.
You're sick.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Two pick-a-bers.
We're ready.
Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num.
Where is it?
Oh, there.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bip, bip, bip, bip.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
There's more cheese over here!
Ah, okay.
Oh, oh!
Well, I'm even going to see you, and when I'll come back, you're gonna have to tell me where to go.
Well...
Uh-oh.
WAAAH!
Go!
Go.
Hello?
Oh, shit, I missed one just in time.
What's wrong, buddy?
Yeah, I see you there.
Oh
We're so cute in Chinese, be yellow!
I don't know what they're doing, but they're trying to get me out of here.
I don't know what they're doing, but they're trying to get me out of here.
Oh, well, you know what they say, God could be a woman.
True, but it's about, you know, look at it, there's seven floors to reach.
Holy.
You are tired?
Oh, fuck you!
Take a nap. Rest your head on your bosom.
No!
No!
No!
No!
I hate it!
Augh!
Augh!
Oh, hi, how's it going?
Oh, it's going, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh,
Oh, it's going. Oh my god. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
I'll find a way.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. There's a revive to your left.
My left?
Uh-huh. Right there.
Revive me, please.
Keep going. Left a little bit more. Left a little bit more.
Do you see any left side of the mountain?
I'm ready.
This is my time. It's my time.
I'm just saying, you know, like, uh, if you revive me, I'll give you a picture.
I have nothing to offer you, but the kindness of my heart.
I'm gonna, I'm not gonna say that's not enough, that's not enough, but huh?
Yeah, okay, that's fine.
The kindness of your heart is not enough.
That's not monetary. That's nothing monetary.
I was speaking cold, hard cash.
In this economy, I don't think so.
Oh, God.
Oh, that was a pain in the hole, Mousey. I'm a little scared.
We can get this rebar. We'll be alright.
Ooh, it's dicey. Ooh, it's dicey. Ooh, it's dicey.
Okay, okay, okay. We're good. We're good. We're actually fine.
I think this is the third time I've ended a rebar, actually.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, it's uh, not the best.
How many cons have you named to the real long?
Where's Thorin?
Damn.
She must have survived.
Ooh.
Ooh, an extractor.
Oh shit.
Uh, uh, okay.
All right.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Didn't mean to do that.
Wait, where's Thorin?
Where's Thorin?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
It's not good, it's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous, oh I see you and I know you see me.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Uh...
Okay?
Oh, hello again.
Hello?
Did you get it?
It's pretty deep.
Oh, shit.
Hello.
Oh, that was fast. You were like swan camping that.
Oh, I didn't even know it was next to me.
Chow was like, hey, there's a revive there.
I just died.
Like the second that you did it.
Oh, shit.
That's convenient.
Fuck that shit.
Hi.
Well.
Oh my god, these bombs.
Oh.
If God would be very nice right about now.
Oh god dammit!
I- okay, that's what I wanted, but you know.
It's a tractor.
Oh man.
Oh my god. This hole is-
Wait, Ellie.
This is- Oh, I do not know.
Oh god!
I don't know what it does.
Oh, we are so bad.
Thank you.
Oh, we are so bad.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh, we are so bad. What the fuck?
No!
Uh-oh.
Okay?
I wanna do a foam clutch.
No way.
I'm stuck.
Oh my god, scary.
Oh, my god.
I'm going to fall to my death!
Is everyone else dead?
No, no, no.
At least I don't think they are.
This way.
Whoa, whoa.
Okay.
Whoa.
Ahhhhh!
Whoa!
Okay, hold on.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I'm still alive!
I'm so close to the dog!
Hey, what's this?
Oh, this goes quite okay.
Oh fuck, am I going to get through this?
Maybe this way?
It's full power up!
Oh hi, Melty.
Did you like the warp?
Um, it was good.
it hurt but don't worry the dog is like right there I know dude yeah I was
trying to I was trying to bring you closer to the dog than you've ever been
before I just I just a little bit just a little bit if I bring me closer to the
A horse, of course.
Who he is right there?
Hey, oh!
He's like literally right there.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, I thought I was gonna die, bro.
Oh, I hear him!
You hear him?
Yeah.
Like literally right here.
He's like on top of him, all...
...not locked.
Fuckin' rocks.
What the fuck?
He's not your dog.
Oh, there's your reviving.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh.
Oh.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Oh, my god, we're almost there.
Bro, what the?
You got this.
Let's find.
We've got to find this way, I think.
I don't know any words, but I'm kind of gonna do it.
Hold on, maybe, maybe over here?
Maybe.
Ooh, I heard him.
I hear him.
No!
What's happening?
Yeah, it's just you guys.
Nice. Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
He's right here.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
You're pretty good.
Uh oh.
Oh that way.
Uh oh.
That has to be an opening song.
I guess we can go down here.
You guys can do it.
I believe in you.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Good teamwork, everyone. Good teamwork. It was a valiant team work.
I'm sorry, I keep forgetting I don't do that. I'm very sorry. I'm dead ass.
I'm gonna give you a death wish as a safe idea.
I'm right behind you.
Okay.
I'm gonna wash from up here.
You can just drop down, it's fine.
Oh, you're right.
You are saying wrong.
What?
What?
You're wrong.
You're right.
My eyes hurt now.
Oh my God.
I don't like looking anymore.
Oh my God.
Again.
Again.
I swear.
I swear to you.
Did you see him came?
What the fuck?
Hello?
What?
Excuse me?
What did you say?
Who said what?
I thought that's what you said.
Who?
Ethan!
Dude, what is going on?
I don't know.
This hole is going to open up and it's going to be so...
It's the sickness.
The sickness of a fucking digging.
The digging series.
I have it.
You got mine or is the deed?
I've judged you. I've judged you deep.
Now I don't see you no more.
I have mine or the deed.
I'm trying to keep the blood.
Why?
How was that? How was your grape juice?
Delicious.
Delicious?
Oh boy, it's time for mine!
I have miner's disease.
Oh my god, he's literally right under you.
Get me right under you.
Cheetah!
It was so fucking weird!
I can't, my heart can't handle any of this game, dude.
So the bomb bats can do your entire hellfire, if you're curious?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
This is a torporous game, dude. What the fuck?
This is like, I'm just at the bottom of a pit. I'm kinda near you, actually.
The fuck the developer is being, you gotta win one of these. No way.
WHAAAA
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
I'm here!
Oh, here I am!
You're not alive.
I just fell from heaven. Thank you.
Oh, right.
I thought angels. Thank you.
I got a cheese bomb.
Do you guys want cheese?
I got my sprout. I got my sprout ready.
Do you guys want cheese?
No!
Yes!
I have a cheese bomb.
Oh shit!
Cheese!
I don't trust myself with it.
Guys, do you want cheese? There's cheese here.
I'm wanting to stupidize it.
Okay, so the cheese is a lie. I hit the one cheese of it. There was just that that was death, huh?
Cool. Yeah, I hit the one the one she's I hit it just opened up a way to the bits and now I'm
I'm simply just in the canyon.
Very cool.
Very cool video games.
I'm going to make them foam.
I'm going to make them foam drop.
Yeah, that's fine.
Ah!
Oh!
OK.
That was bad.
That was bad.
But if we get better, we're not going to get better.
I'm not going to get better.
Oh my God, I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Hey guys!
Hey!
We're gonna get you, don't worry.
I'd like to think this is the end of the bad luxury after this is a new chapter in my life.
Yeah, you feel like you were winning?
Well, I feel like you can only go up from here after the game I've had, and you know, I feel good.
This feels right.
Yay, see you in the next chapter!
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, and now?
I found a little bit of it, but it's fine.
I'm only 15 years old, it's okay.
With a little bit of practice, it'll be better, it's okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to work, I got to work, I got to work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoo, he's following you.
Okay.
I'm going to leave the dress.
I know my girlfriend.
We're going to use all this.
I'm going to put it on line.
Okay, you don't have to wait until the best time for the area.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
This was kinda like, it's hard, but at the same time, like, you can kinda like slide and like, slide and dig, you know, dig and slide.
Me? I've died like a bajillion, bajillion times.
No, you're locked in.
Oh, no, my cheese mom!
Not the cheese bomb!
Oh, my cheese!
How far down it go?
Time to slam.
I'm gonna dingus it.
I don't know if that's gonna do it's thing.
My god.
I got hit with a hammer!
Maybe not.
So we two are like next to each other, like in the same pit. It's kind of romantic.
Are you below or above me?
Yeah.
It's kind of like the Romeo and Juliet thing.
It's fine.
Are you below? Oh, you're below me.
Yeah, we're below you, but only slightly.
We're like directly beneath you.
Yeah.
I'm on my way.
It was a little slippery.
This is just a little bad.
Oh, that's my cheese bomb! I dropped it!
We're going to have a feast.
When you find our bodies, we're going to eat so good.
Oh, I'm cheesing.
I'm cheesing.
Cheesing.
There's a complex cave system here.
We're all excited for the cheese party, everyone.
We're gonna have a cheese party, it's gonna be great.
I'm not
I like it like a fall it'll be fine
Maybe if I set my match frame to 30, it won't fly in.
Now we're here.
I'm here, and I'm ready for the cheese party.
Wait, what do I throw it?
Should I throw it here?
Huh?
Cheese!
Oh, it's a mate. Oh, yeah.
I don't like that cheese. It's that cheese.
It's that cheese. It's that cheese.
I don't like cheese.
I want more cheese.
Oh, that's the good stuff. That's the good stuff, yeah.
That was great. That was swell.
Yeah, I dropped that because I don't trust myself with this,
but I also like to see myself eating, but I have to get a good eatin'.
No, no.
Oh, my skin's here.
What in the world is that?
This is a form of torture, you know
I don't know.
Can I trigger that?
Yeah, I'm doing it now.
Oh, it's not going.
There's a bat!
There's a bat in there.
You got it.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
We can dig here! We can dig here!
Oh, there's a bomb!
Wait, my cheese is down there somewhere.
Don't worry, we'll get... ooh, Chinese food.
You really look like Chinese food.
Don't go that way.
I won't go that way.
That way bad.
Yeah, I wouldn't go down that way. Hey, but if you go down that way, there's a lot of cheese in there. You might want to go down that way.
Oh, I want to go down.
Oh no, look at me!
Is that a hundred percent, yeah?
Oh, I'm so sorry!
A fucking war zone down there, yeah?
Oh, you've got me fucking kidding me.
It's never me, I'm gonna be broke!
As I'm 10-8 possible with some pestle sauce.
Cheesy garlic and red.
All right, you hold on, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
All right, can I get some uppies?
Where are you?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, thank you, wow, that's a nice, thank you,
that, yep, thank you, wow, you're so nice.
Yeah, we, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
I thought you were just gonna add a little shit.
Oh shit.
Oh, ooh.
What's that?
What's that?
That's better, bad.
Actually, not that bad.
Oh, actually, kinda good.
Actually, kinda good.
Oh, wow.
Oh god, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Yeah.
Jump to the snow, jump to the snow.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Ooh, delicious.
Ooh, ice cream.
You just put net there for me, what the hell?
Oh my god! Holy shit!
Price is robbed!
That's messed up.
I think there's some mint over there, you see that?
Oh, I know what's new.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Oh my god.
I'm safe.
You're super unsafe.
Here comes the digger.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
You're fine.
Oh, you're clean with that actually.
Okay, there we go. There we go. We're good.
Hey, we're down another.
Uh...
There was a bomb bag and it was... it wasn't in the scene.
He was... yep.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Ow.
Oh, this...
It's alive.
Hey, what's going on?
It's a speedrun skit.
It's a good thing it had cheese.
Oh boy, I can't believe it's alive.
Hey, everybody!
He's alive.
Very good.
Very good.
Oh
We're not getting
Oh no!
Bad news.
I thought it was nothing!
Uh, but whatever you did...
Made things worse?
No, no, no, you did.
You... I gotta go to my body.
I made it work.
I
They ever been revived like six times I have I have been in territory
No, no, you won't! Every time that happens, someone else will get friends.
I've given up hope. I live here now.
It could be you this time.
Wow, a hundred percent chance. I'd like to think so.
Could be you.
Ooh, oh.
Ah!
I like the way it head first, something to be added to it.
Like a basement.
I like the way it makes me think good, smart, yeah.
I'm smart.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, there buddy.
Why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
Can you tell me like 18 times?
I'm going to be a little...
Wait, they're so far down.
Holy...
What the fuck?
Where are they?
18 times and let it be a little wait there's no power down oh where'd they go
also with the mousecam
Hello!
What's going on?
Sorry.
I'm not going to go to the toilet.
I'm going to take a nap.
What's going on?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Come on.
Come on.
Slushy eyes.
I'm on my way.
way. I'll find it.
What?
Oh shit.
Yeah, oh shit.
Really, oh shit.
That could have been a you problem really.
I'm just saying I could have been a you problem real quick.
And still is a me problem.
No, because you dig down.
Well, yeah, if you dig down right now you'll find.
Probably.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You dig down right now you're fine.
Probably.
Why would you say probably?
I looked again and I was maybe,
maybe you can do your thing actually.
Hey, maybe I know what I'm talking about.
Do your thing.
Maybe you don't know what you're, what?
Whoa.
The dangerous game plan.
The thing is.
Oh my.
Three feet.
Three feet.
You know how, how, how high that is for me?
Person of my stature?
Uh, that's true.
OOF OOF
They're like craters falling off the mountain, that's fair.
Uh-oh.
One.
Nah.
Keep going for it!
OOF OOF
Help!
It's-it's looking good as time goes on, but it's fine. We're-we're gonna need some.
Help!
I
Wait
What they go what do you want?
Down yeah, they are
I don't know
There is a body like directly down, but I don't know how far that is.
Is it your body?
Nah, I'm lost of time.
I'm gone, bro.
time. I'm gone, bro.
How did I survive this? Nothing to sneeze at, easy peasy. Is it because I
behind us no I actually get to this one is that's what they need earlier
well what are they just so deep down
They got red as a gang!
I put the fuck is going on!
Am I supposed to go in?
I'm done.
How are you not getting red?
Uh oh.
I just get to live as your coach for a whole fucking game.
But hey, say,
fucking shit gang,
I'm fucking so human.
Um, so...
All right, so
The beam thing that's why I planted I just planted this oh
That I planted one too
I wish I could play those games.
Oh my god.
Guys, am I the only one alive again?
I forgot. I have been dead for so long. I have forgotten how to play the game.
But, bodies are like you can see them.
I can?
Yeah, I'm close.
Oh, jeez.
Oh!
We're not far.
In fact, I think you're almost there at one of our tunnels.
Yeah, there we go.
I see your body.
You're so close, you're so close.
I don't know if I should go this way or just dig.
I think maybe just digging is better.
That might be the T-Strat or the ice vial, but we're really close to the end.
It's 1,000 meters or something between the doggies, I think.
We're almost at 1,000 meters.
We're like at the doggie.
We are at the doggie?
I mean, at 1,000 meters, and you're at 985, so...
There's a bomb bat outside of here, so be careful.
Because I think he will see you.
There's also food beneath you.
Yeah, that's true, there's food.
I'll be coming.
I hear him.
He's stuck on the ice below you, but he's aware of you.
He's aware of you.
Right here.
Okay, just to your left, the bomb bat.
And to your right is another one.
Another bomb bat?
No, I think it's straight with that.
But he doesn't see you, you're the tunnel, so you're good.
Oh, careful.
It's not a bomb, but it will go off.
oh there's food directly to your left there's food like right next to you
She's not a machine. She locked him. She locked him.
AHHHHHHH!
You're good, you're good. No, we were so close!
We know it like that, bro. I always hook up at the last second.
No, we were so close. We were so close.
The dog!
Look how far back I was last alive before you guys got read over and over.
I had not played the game for the past 45 seconds.
This is the truth.
You guys thought I was crazy, but I have not played this game for 45 fucking minutes.
I have watched you asshole play the game because I'm 1650 quite fast.
I am refunding this game wait if we're going again we're not
I need to bond.
What?
What?
I was just gonna say, if we are going in, I gotta put it really good.
Real talk though is 3 am my time and I'm gonna just put her out of here.
Hi.
What's up?
One more.
He's just doing one more.
Bro, one more is gonna put us to like, one more.
It's only 45 minutes!
One more! One more! One more! One more! One more! One more! One more! One more!
I'm gonna pee really quick and you better still be here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm also gonna pee and you better be here.
So you're saying it's up to me to be here or not?
Yeah.
Yes.
One more. One more. I'll be right back. One more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna restart.
Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely gonna...
Gibby!
opening she's the guys guys please I think I think I think I think I think if I
just left maybe none of the lines are right I think I take that hit and you
know what oh man I don't know if I got the strength for another one yeah I don't know if I got it
Like, statistically, there's gotta be somebody else, right?
Like, there's...
What's Harkin doing?
That's...
You know what?
I've been saying that...
What's Harkin up to right now?
We gotta figure this out.
It's like, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
I'm Devil's Advocate!
I'm...
Hey!
I'm on your side!
Dude, in the stream?
That's the way, no?
Where's the...
Where's the Forth Lady at?
I've been saying it!
I get that! Now, it's time to look at the four ladies in here! I've been saying it!
And you know what? I'm gonna do it hard because I'm too... Let me be in real quick. Let me see what she does.
I got you guys. Hold on, hold on. I know what the fans want.
Hey, hey man. I know your sleep schedule is ass. So...
Weird question. Are you awake? It's only three in the morning, I'm searching.
Dude, I'm actually DM-ing people, this is not a joke, I'm actually sitting at DMs right
now, give me a second.
I can't.
Oh, Michi, Michi Longsbidding.
Hey, Michi.
love digging. Hey Michi. What time is it? You love digging holes, right?
Are you still saying? No mother fucker! I I'm oh my god I was literally
damning people being like hey you you you want to dig a hole right oh my god I
don't think you understand no no no you can do you look I believe in you one
one more hole this is the one I can feel it this is the one you can take a
the hole even saying this is the one
even saying this is the one for the past four hours
you're a gambler you're a gambler
okay but okay but like but like but like the gambler you know he stopped
right for the diamonds you want to be that guy
I miss my wife. I haven't seen her in an hour.
I forgot what my wife looks like, dog.
It's okay, it's okay. I miss her so much.
It's not about that. It's about your dog now. You gotta save your dog.
This motherfucker is so deep in the ground. I don't...
Who do you want me to do?
Come on, man. Come on.
I'm not the villain here. I am not the villain here.
Just one more time.
The fact that I am I am being bullied to such a to such a degree and then you have the audacity to say
I'm the problem I'm gonna crash
You guys, you guys good, you guys, everything is good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys are telling me how excited he is to do one more run, and that, like, I've been
thinking on it.
Oh, yeah?
I've been thinking on it, and how, and how Jett, well, I really thought about all the good
times we shared down the hole, and I thought, what, one more, right?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Gamble is fallacy!
We have to go!
Yeah!
And I'm so excited for it telling you. Yeah, this will be the one
This is the wrong
I feel this time she's around
And maybe I won't be at five friends this time
Wow, maybe I'll be a lot of play the game. Who knows it's really full of mysteries and then well
Let's let's not get like crazy. Yeah, I wouldn't want to get I wouldn't want to get carried away. You're right
Far, far be it for me to want to play the game that I paid fucking money for.
You're, you're right.
Where's my game of fool-screen?
You sound a little hostile.
You sound a little hostile, right?
I'm just saying, I will be reaching out to all of your teams for a reimbursement on this fuck-ass game.
You've already played it beyond the Steam refund warranty.
Oh my god, he assumes that we have teams.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna take this off, man.
I'm gonna take you guys to Small Cames Court and get your lawyers ready.
Small Cames Court?
Lawyers.
That's right, plural. You do have lawyers, right, pleading?
I clicked V. Show Joe with an email. You think I have lawyers?
Get that a rose.
Oh, Sam. You're not quitting V. Show Joe?
I send an email the way that I clicked V. Show Joe, and I send him an email, and I said,
um, my contract doesn't count anymore, uh, unless you email me back. But if you don't email me back,
then it doesn't count until they just email me back, right?
Well, I totally did not make a video. That's not how I left.
Noooo!
This is totally NOT how I live!
Wait, you can actually climb up?
I totally did NOT do this.
No, no, no! That didn't happen.
Fuck that copa-
No!
Ha ha ha!
Hell yeah! If you burn it down, burn it down!
Fuck that, please!
What's this show, Jo? I don't know what that is.
Fuck this, I don't know what that is!
I heard of nothing.
The only thing I know is holes.
Yeah!
I don't want that hole!
I didn't do it!
It was me, sorry!
One more?
It's me, it's Omelet Man!
Not me, China!
BWAH!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Not me fuckin'-
not me fucking not me fucking drooling on myself when I found out that Vixoria released
a cover of milk money not me accidentally drooling on myself holy
WAAAHHHHHH
AHHHHH
Oh, me, this is the only version of the song I like
Now I can whip it up, fix you up, straight away
Ma'am, can I have a shake, ma'am?
Now I can whip it up, whip it, flip it, hang
Then you make an extra service
To give it to your dimmin'
And you make me nervous, you motherfucker
You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that milk money
Holy shit, I'm the fuckin' ruler on myself, right?
I got that milk money
Me and the girls up in the club, I hate assholes
But I don't give a fuck
Credit a mug on a spot, buy a nipple like a bottle of these mugs
I've been working all week, now where the hell is my drink?
Hair nails are weak, all my girls are flippin'
Cause I-N-D-E-P-E-N-G-E-N-T
Do you know what that means? Can't see me, we are okay
Okay!
Do you heard about me? I'm slam
You got that, you got that, you got that money
I need money
I got that, I got that, I got that no money
Yeah, it's all gonna see a mills
Like a teleporting me, don't you I did not know what that did and I didn't hey listen, I'm so sorry
The good news is with me that come on
Oh man.
I'm just kidding me.
I was listening to Victoria's new single.
Oh my god.
Her new cover.
She's so, she's so wonderful.
Of milk money.
Oh, what a beautiful voice.
Everyone's so talented.
You're something out there.
You're my line.
What are you saying?
I literally never have me my arms are extended I did my best
Oh my god.
And I killed that bat.
You're welcome.
Wow.
Anybody could kill a bat.
You could even kill him!
Okay, I got him.
He's slippery, that one.
Both?
Uh oh.
Nah.
I've fallen for that trick.
My fault for that trick once anytime. Never again.
What would you do?
I am so, so waaaaaah!
I am so, so, so, so...
I'm like kinda broken today. You just never listen to me!
Oh, I-
Oh.
Probably for good reason.
Uh, I was-
Well done!
More boxes!
Pickles! Pickles! Pickles! Pickles! Pickles! Pickles! Pickles! Pickles!
Come get some pickles!
There's pickles and milk down there.
Oh, no.
So are you all right?
Oh, there's pickles and milk down there.
I saw a video of a cat hiccuping.
You're the thing I've ever seen in my life.
No, no, no, okay.
All right, where's this?
This completes the real cats hiccuping.
I think this is the place.
I didn't even know cats could hiccup.
Okay.
I think that's the place.
So you mean you what the fuck?
It's not where I'm at.
Worma! Worma!
Germa!
Well, not Jermuh.
It's Jermuh!
Oh shit!
No, I can't say his name.
It turns on my TV.
Pfft!
Everytime I say his name my TV turns on!
What's on?
Everytime I say Jermuh's name my TV, my fucking TV turns on.
And then like the...
I don't know and then my TV's like, you wanted to watch these Jermuh videos?
And then like automatically take this video
You're not funny moments
Like oh
That was kind of explosive. Oh my god, I saw you die right in front of me
Every time you say German. Oh, no, we can't say his name guys
It's a literal curse word
It's literally danger!
Yeah...
Out.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Oh god...
Where the heck?
How do I even...
Cut.
I'm kinda hungry, I think I want crack or what.
Oh, it's a mistake! I thought I wouldn't make it!
But I did make it. But that's okay.
I'm fine!
I'll just think I'm gonna make it and I never do.
Hello, me!
Whoa.
Whee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee!
I'm still standing there, there are everything.
Oh, I hear dog!
I'm like a teacher.
Like me! Where are you?
I'm right here.
Oh, hey! What's up?
sub dog okay energy that one but I'll let that fly right now the sub dog
it's getting worse I feel like I'm talking about but it's fun
be gone be gone back all right yay I like these little things
I can't say what's up with you.
Get away from me!
Go away!
Be gone with you!
Well, creature.
No, stop.
Go away.
I care, I care not.
I care not for you.
He doesn't care for you.
Oh, wait.
I need to give you an update.
What?
Um, this is more for, this is more for chat when I was pleading for help.
Uh, Nichi said she does not want to play the whole digging game.
That's all I tried.
I really did.
I did.
He just doesn't know it yet.
Hey, Miss Lassworth, hey, good knowing you.
Goodbye, Miss Lassworth.
Good luck.
Listen, guys, she just doesn't know it yet.
She loves to dig.
Oh, no.
I got some cheese, you want some cheese?
You're funny.
Alright, here.
Are you good?
Alright.
Okay.
Never do a nice thing for you again
Why did you re-kill us in this fucking game?
I have not put into the TNT Torment Nexus.
What the fuck?
It's like 58 bombs, dude.
I got you. Call me to get you.
Alright, cool. Please, please leave me my cheese.
I worked so hard for that cheese.
There's cheese down there?
You, don't you dare.
So I did so much for that sweet sweet sweet shatter
Oh
No, that's me right
No, it is getting off a lot
He's coming.
Uh, yeah.
Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
What if I revive you and he just...
He's fucking on me.
Oh, hey.
I might have gotten rabies and died from a...
You got rabies?
You can do that? Wait.
I'm not a rabies survivor. I, um...
Oh.
Hey, fun fact.
Buff, I wanted a ghost hunt
a bat flew near my head and buffed up for a week was like,
hey, you should really go to the hospital and get your rabies checked out or you're gonna fucking die.
And she was doing that to me for a week where I had to call the ER.
Because she just got to say it to me.
Bro, once it's too late, it's too late.
Yeah, once it's over.
I think you're supposed to get vaccinated within 72 hours.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, so you're saying I'm already cooked?
Yeah.
With rabies?
I do, apparently.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's a lot of countries that don't have rabies.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
U.S.A.
in Japan yeah they get they get shot they get shot down
wait what's the new virus that like make a head type of virus
yeah like yeah the and then your penis right wait what yeah what happened yeah
yeah that's why i mean it by like three inches yeah that's why you shouldn't be
a good one that will happen to you because your penis was yeah i'm a survivor
All the guys, all the guys with small dicks right now are just like, oh my god finally.
Oh, someone get me.
There's a reason for this.
Yeah, but what happens if they get it?
They're gonna have like, any.
Oh my god, any.
Oh.
Like how does that connect?
You know.
Can I get an O7?
I would.
Out yourself right now.
Out yourself right now.
If you've got an, if you've got an any, let's see it.
Post them this word.
I would
I need to wear this.
I don't care.
You lie to me.
Broke up. Where?
Where?
Right here.
Right there.
You can give me a carnal direction.
That'd be lovely.
Okay, okay. Turn around.
Look at how little you can see.
The glittering pink.
The glittering pink old.
Oh!
Who's that voice?
Thank you.
I'm only laughing if I were to find you.
All right, I don't mind if you don't.
Where'd I go?
Ah!
Ahhhhh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
It's a never-done-
Hell yeah!
Look at me!
I'm going to join you in it.
All right!
Oh no! Oh no!
Nooooo!
I run ass! It was so bad!
We were there! We were literally there!
I'm sorry!
Breathe.
I'm free.
Uh...
Oh...
Uh...
Oh wait.
You know...
What a lovely evening.
Thank you all for having us.
We can't hang on that long!
What kind of boss?
We've only lost.
We've only lost.
We've only lost.
Are you kidding me?
My wife is...
Let's go!
Oh, I can flip you off.
Let's go!
I unlocked a new tech.
How do you... I don't...
I want to be 100% gang.
All cars on the table.
I don't got the strength anymore.
No! You denied me even this death!
Now get to walking, go in the hole.
Alright, I'm going.
It's not, uh, it's probably...
Ah!
Ugh.
I didn't want to take you with me, I'm sorry.
It wasn't necessary.
Like a hook man.
Listen, I've got to go to sleep or I'll die and also, have you considered, well, this is, there's another, well, I mean...
You have to keep digging.
You have to keep digging.
You must keep digging. You must keep digging.
He disconnected. He left.
No!
Oh my God. Coward.
That's a, that's a bad dog.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I heard that dog.
All right, and I'm here
Imagining him I'm imagining him now out
Oops, what the?
whip
Okay
And then I'm like that I see now okay, that's not my size. This is the one this is definitely the one I
Don't know
Do I have a flare stuck to my butt, be honest?
And stuck to your chain?
Oh shit, oh shit.
Well, uh-oh.
Um, shit. She can walk it off.
Oh, there, oh, no, there, oh.
Oh, god.
Um, you're fine, right?
Um, you're fine, right?
I thought you would enjoy that, okay.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know no guys. I'm still here. Can't you hear me? Come on guys. Please. I'll just
Are you oh
Oh my god
It's just because I was so hungry
We don't need him, we don't need him, we never need him, we're telling us that.
Oh, sorry, did I tell you that?
No.
Where's the, where's the bat?
I heard him.
Oh, nice jump.
Yes.
Oh, nice.
Sometimes when you jump, it like sounds like Gary.
Yeah.
Oh, you're dead.
I'm like, I'm like, you get like the black in your eyes
and I don't know how it works.
It's like the size of your vision to come really dark.
And I don't know why that happens when you jump sometimes.
You're describing a different game right now.
I don't know what you're playing.
What?
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Worm.
Oh my lord.
Nah.
Oh, actually not.
Guys.
What is that? Oh, a bomb.
Oh, a pipe bomb.
Okay, bye.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that's the one.
Oh, that's the one.
Oh, that's the one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we're like, we're totally fine though.
Don't worry.
We're good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, you might, you might, you might, you might, you might, you might, you might, you
Oh no, no she's fired.
I'm fine, I'm gonna walk it off.
Just get her a second.
Just get her a second.
You know I think we had a pretty good run there.
Well, well, I mean, I mean, we made it like half way to the top.
I feel like it was a pretty good run.
It was pretty respectful.
That was a pretty good run. Yeah, yeah
Well, wait, how you doing this?
With scale.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, yo, yo, yo, what the heck?
Hey!
I mean, I'm in Japan, but I play this game all day, but...
Oh my god.
I don't know if we can do it with just the three of us.
I think we're kind of bad.
Up to you guys.
I'm trying to get back some money
Yeah, bring somebody
Okay, that's a buddy
Tell them is a really awesome game and it works perfectly
Bring them. Yeah, it's super good. Let me see who's around super great
No issues
None whatsoever
Worked as intended.
Does Meche even that?
Oh!
Bring it in.
Tell her it's the most fun game you've ever played.
Just like...
You really spell it!
Yes, spell it.
Spell it so hard.
Grabbing a thing, where is the thing?
I'm a little hungry.
I'm a little hungry.
You're a little hungry.
I ordered uba.
Ooh, would you get...
Uh, I got rice balls.
Just rice or what's in it?
So it's got like, it's got like a nice wrap around it.
It's got like a tofu wrap around it, it's yummy.
Ooh, yummy.
It's like called Inari sushi.
It's like a little bit sour because it's got vinegar on it.
I'm like, I'm a sucker for vinegar.
I pour extra vinegar on everything that I own, which probably why I have so many stomach problems.
But like, I'm happy.
I tried making vinegar rice balls the other day, and it's uh fun fact minute rice does not pair well
With with vinegar
With anything in general, okay, but I
Literally will shrink sushi vinegar, so I don't know
It's good
good mommy you should come and play with us come play come play get in don't play
just watching me right now
you should come play with us
we're on the birthday never
this is the most fun I've ever had
you don't play with us
I'm gonna cry a hundred years
she's gonna cry for a hundred years
I guess you better hop in
kill myself
No!
Kari!
Dude, what?
Tell yourself!
I guess they better come in.
No, he said that.
Crazy.
Take it to your grave.
Definitely make them a murderer, I think.
The guilt.
I guess they better come in.
With all of Chad's mightiness.
Oh, no!
No!
Nooooooooo.
What the hell is that?
I want my witness.
I want y'all digging a hole for hours.
I didn't look awesome.
Well you could have been watching front and center.
You could have been watching us dig a hole.
You could have been digging this hole with us.
You could be.
You could in fact be digging this hole.
You could in fact be digging this hole.
Can you feel the envy in your heart knowing that we were digging a hole and you weren't
You could in fact, can you feel the envy in your heart knowing that we were digging a hole
Yeah, you could be digging this hole alongside us. I would feel so so jealous if I were you
Wait she said you know what Papa asked, how did Papa ask?
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I guess Papa DM'd her
Oh shit, oh right right Papa was looking for people to sacrifice. Papa said I would buy it
I was like, hey, we came to love digging holes, right?
And we choose, like, I have not played the whole digging game.
What the hell?
Me, too.
Me, too.
Oh, papa, I love the role.
Me, too.
No one wants to play the whole digging game.
I could ask a seal boy.
He's like a seal man.
Let me see if the seal could play.
I'm going to harass you away, right?
Hello, adventure.
Yeah, I didn't know.
It's corn chasm.
It's time for the Sandwich Street Wrap.
Let's go.
We've got a pretty neat set of dice today.
We're going to use this.
Stormlight infused liquid corn dice from the Brandon St. Croiseneur Warp.
I'm going to be real.
He is definitely a Brandon Sandwich in head.
I can look at someone and be like,
Miles, what are you doing in here?
Complete game right now, or else you hate me
in all Latinas on Earth.
Okay, what am I playing?
What am I, what am I, what the fuck are we playing?
Pitfall, download it now.
It's not Pitfall.
Can you see who he is?
I got somebody, I think.
Can you say please, though?
I tried.
She's responsible for a murder, a committed murder, but you know, it's alright.
So it's fine, it's whatever.
No, it's fine.
I tried.
I tried.
Look, it's his baby staff, so we're making progress.
We're making progress.
Alright, alright, I'll fucking play it.
I'll fucking play it.
I'll fucking play it.
Say one fucking game.
Get the fucking game.
I got somebody.
He's coming.
Yay!
I don't even know me.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay! Yay!
A person who doesn't know what he signed up for.
A new person?
Let's go!
They're gonna trap us!
Perfect!
That's the best way to play this game.
Just start.
Get him in here, no confidence.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Get in the hole now.
Hurry up.
Get in the fucking hole, bro.
It's called Fratboy Fall?
Pratfall?
Get in the hole, mate!
If you bring this ball...
Oh, it's the pip game.
Okay, hold on.
You can, like, keep it in the teammate.
Meow, meow, meow.
This game is way harder than peeps.
I just invited him.
He's on his way.
Let's go!
Get in the hole, get in the hole.
Get in the fucking hole.
Get in the hole.
Get in the damn door.
In the fucking hole now.
Just raw dog it, literally.
Raw dog the hole?
Raw dog this fucking hole now.
But can you let that look while I raw dog my hole?
I won't look while you raw dog.
I'll turn away.
Thank you, thank you.
No, please!
I'm trying to wait until I die.
Oh, thank you. I gotta lock in.
I'm locking in longs on the roll.
This is the run.
This is the run.
We're gonna have beginner's luck.
It's true.
They're gonna carry us to the finish.
Yes.
Not gonna lie, I feel like I never got the beginner's luck.
So I don't know what that's about.
Wait, who did you guys play with?
I was playing with...
I'm playing with, oh god.
Hold on, wait, I have to look at the thumbnail.
I have to look at the thumbnail.
My brain shut off, all I can think about is the hole now.
You're so diligent with thumbnails.
I locked in this time.
I think it was Shira Hiko who carried us to the bottom.
She was super gated.
I was playing with Frankie and the Shira Hiko,
and then the Shira just kept being alive
just kept reviving us until we got all the way to the bottom. Oh what the hell? Oh my god gamer.
I think I've gotten better though. You're you're you're doing good. I'm so laggy. I'm laggy with
all friends lost out. It just doesn't make sense. It's because you need to be glad that you needed
to be here. But it's a vorticev- vorticev-t-r. I feel like it shouldn't be this bad, right?
Hello? Hello?
Oh, well, well.
Please don't beat me up. I just got here.
Welcome.
Oh, welcome. Hi.
Are you ready to dig this hole?
Stop!
I just blew you.
Don't beat us up.
This is boring.
Oh, what the fuck?
Welcome.
Can you leave?
Oh, fuck!
Okay, stop.
I'm taking my birth.
Wait, hold on.
I need to set the audio up.
Give me a second, you're scaring me.
What the fuck is going on?
Let's go to the hole.
Give me like, 10 seconds to like...
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Get in the hole.
Get in the hole.
I love how they go with the program immediately.
단계
Okay okay. I was trying to figure out y'all's names.
I was trying to figure out y'all's names but it's not fun.
I was just trying to figure out y'all's names.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll also call you.
Oh, my God.
My God.
My God.
Ow.
Go down.
Oh, I got you.
Thanks.
I got my...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I think he gets it!
He gets it followed dude.
He'll figure it out.
This is how...
When I first played this game, none of us had played this and none of us knew what the fuck was happening.
We didn't know what to do. We didn't know what the objective was.
We didn't know anything.
That's the best way to go into the house.
We can do it.
He's still going.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Wow, you're a natural bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a shero of course I fight.
Oh, what the f*** is wrong with you?
My friends came into my chat and said the reason why I joined is because I have a negative
force weakness to latinas and I'm like
I think they're wrong
I think they're right
I don't know if you sound fucked up to be honest with you
I think you're gonna love this game it's so much fun
You know, stop this
I still haven't adjusted my audio yet
You should adjust it right now
What?
Let me turn you down. Hold on. Why would you turn me down?
No reason
Because I'm allowed I'm allowed Latino
I'm not saying I am not saying anything
I think I'm playing soccer game I still died I'm happy I'm here guys
How do I get more help?
You have to eat food!
You killed me twice!
You gotta eat food.
What's wrong with you?
I got you! Jump!
Okay.
Oh!
Thanks for the help!
What? What? What? What is it?
Open track.
What the?
He survived that with a bomber.
What the hell?
What was that?
Bleak.
Okay, this is awesome.
Good?
Wow, thanks, mister.
No problem.
I'm a hero honestly. Wow, thank you. No problem. He's a hero. I'm a hero. The objective is to save our dog.
Oh, is that way at the bone? Yes. Yeah. Sorry, I got excited.
Are you trying to fucking knock me in the hole? Can you?
Can we talk about this? What's going on today? Why are you...
I...
Oh no!
I didn't mean to do that!
I didn't know there was a big week hold. I thought it was a short.
Oh no!
Hey! Again!
How's it going?
I'm coming!
What are you doing?
People UFO!
I revived you.
Thanks, Miles. Wow.
How do I throw glow sticks?
F.
I can't?
You can't, F!
Did you do like a class system?
Oh!
Did you just say, is there a class system?
Yeah, is there a class system?
No.
Like, hold on.
How do I get more glow sticks?
Get the way for the charge.
What the fuck?
Okay, Mouse, come here. Let me show you something.
Well.
Check this out. Have you ever seen this trick before?
You can't catch me.
I can.
No, you're not highlighted for me.
Jump!
Do it pussy, jump!
Sorry, that was really mean of me.
Don't, hey! Hey!
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for saying, I'm sorry for being sexist. I'm sorry.
Jump!
Only a fuck up off you again!
Sorry, you're not a pussy.
You're a penis.
I wish you had a penis.
That's okay. That's really mean. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
The tales of my death are greatly exaggerated.
There we go.
Thanks.
Hi.
Hi.
Welcome back.
It's probably not much better here.
We're in a pickle.
Yeah, pickle.
Ow!
I can't break it.
WAAAHHH!
Oh.
I'm trying to get to New York, every time I do things bad, I have to get to New York.
How long do you even go for it?
Oh, I'm a fireman!
Can you tell me a little something about yourself? I need to get to know you guys. I've never met y'all.
Yeah, yeah, my name's Corey. I'm a VTuber.
Best about how you know.
You introduced yourself like someone in a community college online forum.
Okay, how should I have done it? You introduced yourself the way that I should have done it.
Hello, my name is gonna be so nice to meet you. I love doing variety streaming and I've been streaming for about seven to five years.
That's so stupid, don't say it like that.
I really don't think it's a good variety, and also it's so nice to meet you.
You don't have to like, you know, self-help yourself.
Hi, here's my, here's my, here's my visit card.
Can I have five dollars?
No, I don't have any money.
Okay, you know what?
Come back when you have money.
Did you just kill my friend?
You're meant to, you're meant to any how to collab.
I don't mean same.
Am I, okay, am I like problematic or something? Am I like really like...
Oh!
Oh! Yes!
She introduced herself to you and you didn't like it!
No, you're good, you're great, you're fantastic.
He's trying to tell us how to introduce ourselves as retubers.
I'm not listen. I don't listen. I don't throw that at me. I'm sorry. I gobbled the wrong foot. You're right
It's I'll learn to be better. Don't throw that at me. I'm stuck. I should put that at me
Oh
Ro-ro
This dude, he joins a collaborative know-it-all and he starts fights.
Problematic VTuber.
Problematic VTuber.
Problematic VTuber.
You're a little more problematic, I feel like. You've been learning to be a little more problematic.
Me?
Yeah.
Ow, I'm not thinking you are, but like, previously you became a little more problematic.
Why would I want to be a little more problematic?
It's for fun.
I don't know, it's a little bit of spice, what's up?
I could just, I, all I have to do is breathe and I piss people off.
I'm gonna be real, I scroll on TikTok a lot and people, it's like a roller coaster.
I know.
But people who don't even know you or normies are like,
this iron mouse, they suck and then next week they're like, actually wait a second,
my iron mouse kinda lowkey cool as fuck and then next week they're like, I fucking hate iron mouse.
Actually wait, who's this Connor guy?
Actually wait, no lowkey, actually none of the man's dodging for them.
This iron mouse fellow, kinda lowkey cool as fuck, she's in a rat song.
She kinda will keep cool as fuck now.
It's like every day.
It's like every other day. I see that's crazy.
That's crazy. Have we got people football pictures?
Uh-oh.
What is that?
What?
People you'll find...
Matthew will be like...
Hey, come, jump down.
What state do you come from? Do you feel comfortable boxing yourself?
Uh, I come from the state of mind of four times I've caught with people.
I like people, UFO.
Come, jump. I could have caught you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not good at jumping social cues, apparently.
Nope.
I like tungsten rats I like people you have full
Damn
I don't trust that
people you have full
They call them people UFO. It's a cute little name.
I like people UFO.
Bro, that worm fuckin' hit my finger or something. I don't know.
Smack me on my breast.
Oh, the fuck, the fuck!
Why don't you use your, your, your
pickaxe to dig? Oh!
I forgot I had it!
I forgot I had this! I'm gonna be so thrilled if you don't. Like, I forgot!
I'm like, why is he using the fucking pig eggs?
Fuck you, fuck! My boy Chrissy's quivering, I'm scared, I don't want much to-
Here!
Oh my god.
What's this-
I wanna be real, the pig eggs kinda- oh no.
Hey, you're only hope. Oh, oh, I just raised Pia. Okay. All right. What is Pia doing?
She's singing, she's singing.
No.
In the capture for free, where's your ticket son?
Where's your ticket?
Oh, I want to be countered.
I already paid, I'm here.
I paid in death, public exchange mother fucker.
Hey, where's Tori?
Is Tori over there?
She's still alive.
Hey!
I got you.
I got you, Pookie.
I got you, Pookie.
I'll sing a song for you.
I can't wait.
Oh, is that for me?
Yeah, that's for you.
hold on. Oh, that was lovely. Thank you. They sent a message in my chat. Hold on. Who did? You did. What
me? No. I wouldn't do that. I looked at my feed. You followed me. You instantly message in my
What's your name?
Why are you snitching?
Why are you snitching?
Why are you snitching?
Damn, bro.
What the fuck?
You're just full of snitches.
I thought you should know that.
They've noticed on me today.
Man, someone's body's down here.
I think it's yours.
Yeah, I saw my fucking 50,000 views.
It was fucking low-key crazy.
Am I about to fall 50,000 meters? No, but pickle no good!
Uh, pink rogu. Oh no, I have teeth! I have teeth for fuck! That's not what I want in my life.
I don't even have the braces one.
I hear pee in the distance talking about how much it pickles. I want to be sponsored by a pickle brand one day.
one day good I believe one day I believe you will yeah pickle brands I
think you probably easily could have you reached out to your friends right now on
your own I'm gonna I'm gonna do it tonight just like going Twitter and be
like hey I love pickles sponsor me I'll retweet you dog it won't mean you
think it's only a few years after because don't go to my Twitter but like
listen like do it we need to get her a little bit like the parties right
We gotta get her a pickle sponsor quick.
We do.
I tried to get sponsored by Picard and Sweat, but they wouldn't accept me because they're a pharmaceutical company and I'm dead.
Wait, they're a pharmaceutical company?
They're not a drink company?
I thought they were a drink company.
I thought they were a drink company.
That's crazy.
I just wonder what it's a Picardian, why does it work?
I don't know how I would feel about drinking like a drink as a sweat.
I feel like I'm drinking sweat.
It kind of tastes good, and then it makes me wonder if something's wrong with me.
It's okay, there's something wrong with me.
I want to take a precarious sweat.
Whatever a precarious sweat.
That's a good pass.
Are you good? Are you good?
I got one. I'll eat one.
You need one?
I want one.
I'll tell you what you want.
I need another one.
I'm a big kid.
I can't help myself.
My doctor told me I shouldn't eat pickles anymore,
and I just decided that
that's okay.
I'll still keep it.
Why?
He said they're too acidic.
If I just like, don't eat any other acids,
If I don't eat any other acids, maybe I can still have them.
And it seems like I'm always ski.
It was like the worst news I'd ever gotten in my life.
I'm sorry.
Uh oh.
There has to be a better way.
There has to be a better way.
Oooh, that's what you were.
Oh, ho.
Oh, ho.
Oh, big hole.
I'm glad I dropped that treasure chest, because I wouldn't have noticed that big hole if not for the treasure chest falling down into the big hole.
Ooh, wait, easy puzzles. Easy. Easy. We're running this show.
Wait, what's your favorite food then?
My favorite food?
My favorite food?
Yeah.
I don't really have one.
Oh, it's true. I like flan, like a lot.
Oh, flan's so good. I didn't really have flan until I came to Japan.
Oh, flan's so good. I like Cheerios.
Like just sprayed up?
Yeah, with no milk.
Dang.
When I was a kid, my mom told me that cereal was a snack.
It was like a dessert, so I was never allowed to eat cereal.
Dude, my aunt tricked my cousin into eating peas, because she wouldn't...
She'd be like, well, you have to finish your dinner or you can't have any peas.
And so then she tricked her into letting you know that peas were really good.
Oh my god, diabolical.
I was diabolical.
I'm volatil.
I'm volatil.
I went over to visit, and I saw my aunt do that, I just looked at her like, I don't even
know you.
I am volatil.
I don't know if I can keep my mouth shut.
That's crazy.
Tricking people and they liking pains.
Who likes to eat?
I can't hear her.
Okay, you can make it.
I'll show them.
I got you.
I got you.
Yay!
Nice.
Hey! Hi.
Oh! Get me down there!
Pickle mode good!
Pickle mode good!
Pickle mode good!
That's not true.
People you're with. Oh
Oh shit, she's still alive. Hiyapy. Yeah, I never played a little game called vintage story
I'm sorry about I'm getting everyone in there. I'm fucking
going to explode it and die. I want you to imagine if you will minecraft but it's
awful and it takes extra steps like imagine being a hunter gatherer and
there's pickles there's pickles in it you'll love it you can make pickles
yeah you can probably you can make pickles you can make pickles you can make pickles
You can make pickles.
Why do you like it?
You have to learn how to pickle, though.
I would never like it.
You have to learn how to pickle?
Yeah, you have to learn how to pickle.
Like, there's a whole process.
Have you ever played aural craft?
Yeah.
It's kind of like the worst.
Oh, that's awesome.
It's like that for a little worse.
And we added furries.
Oh, not furries, though.
I'm still in.
Yeah, I see.
I'm not gonna leave you with that, why don't you leave?
Yeah, what the hell?
Oh no, I don't know how to talk to women.
Yeah, well...
I don't know how this first thing is, imagine if you will!
You broke?
The worst thing you could ever possibly imagine.
You got yourself broke, dog!
No! You said I had no money, come back when I had money, and then you pushed me off the cliff.
Yeah, you said you lost my dollars!
Yeah!
Why is that bad?
I just ate I just ate like I think a thousand five hundred calories of little
You always take such beastly hits all the time.
Oh, I'm back!
So do we have to go back up?
I hope we don't have to go back up.
We gotta go down.
It's even better.
It's even better.
We gotta keep walking down now.
I thought we just beat the game.
Nope.
Um, do you have food?
Maybe you need more food?
I want some.
I want some rocks right there, you could eat those.
They're not good on my teeth.
Hop right, oh my god!
Guys, okay, hold on, let's get to work, come on.
Is this guy really loud? Is this guy really loud?
I'm standing back.
I found diamonds!
Oh my god, I told you not to dig straight down you freak!
I can't believe you!
I was trying to help!
I was trying to help!
I was trying to help!
I was trying to help!
I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my body, I can't feel my eyes, I can't feel my life.
Are you dead?
No, I'm really dead.
I got a sound.
I think that's important to the staff.
I am dead.
Mountain climber Mount Everest where like it said I die early and you get to look at my body like and it leads you to the summit
Names what do you mean by that? Yes
Well, they actually do have a name they found out who they were they still refer to them as yellow food
Which is the craziest fucking thing. Oh, you're dead
No, I was just taking some drinks at the Ackendall
Should I be drinking it? Actually, I can't really drink. I have a fatty liver. I should go die if I do it
I got an empty. Hello
That is my name
No!
Yeah, don't go down that way. It's bad.
Oh my god.
It's evil.
But there's Chinese food to lots of you if you need a little piss, yeah?
Chinese food?
A succulent Chinese meal.
Why did you get the light switch?
No good.
Why did you get the light switch?
Why did you get the light switch?
Ohhhhhhhhhh
That was the last part, but I was on it for a second.
I don't know why.
Then then out.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Oh, that's...
What?!
M-P-L!
Yeah, that's...
Oh...
Oh...
Dead?
Moe...
Moe...
Wait, what happened?
You can't do anything to me, Boat! I'm dead!
Can I have you make you experience like second death, like an Egyptian?
What the...
Sorry, I was really fucked up.
Sorry, I've been watching too much TikTok.
It just made me very aggressive towards Iron Mouse.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Did you see all the fake face reveals people make of me?
Oh no, I- God, I hope not.
They make fake face reveals and they say that it's me and it's late not me.
Every time.
I'm gonna actually make one if it could be my face.
You should!
I'm gonna actually do it.
Are you digging straight down again?
What did I tell you?
But look how efficient this is!
Oh my God, you need a dad.
Look at this!
Actually, it's...
AAAAAAAHHHH!
I'm alive, I live!
I live, I live, I live, I live, I live, I live!
You died.
Alright, let me see where it's supposed to...
Okay, about that, about that.
Um, hey, why don't you, uh, about...
Oh my God.
Oh God, are you dead too?
Were you even happening? I don't know.
Wait, are you all dead?
Yeah.
Pia pie.
No!
Tell me one fact about yourself other than pickle.
It's very hard. That's a lot of the facts.
That's actually kind of vague, to be honest.
That's like 95% of the facts.
That's awesome. I'm there for it. I'm about I speak Japanese poorly
Oh
Can you speak some Japanese right now
Okay, you actually speak Japanese
She's actually speaking Japanese
That's crazy for like the majority of my life
fine you should be able to fly it looks safe this looks safe die you fool that's
good that's it
all I feel is pain and sadness
you should pick up this foam jar it's coming over here it's going down the
Oh, it's going to hit you.
Throw it in my boyhole.
I already did.
You just did it.
I lost it.
My boyhole is back and it's untangable.
Boyhole.
I'm 200 beneath you.
Oh, how did you make it?
Look, I'm seeing your boyhole right here.
Wait, over here.
It's a boyhole.
So it's getting crazy?
Do you want the fall mountain?
Oh, thank you.
You gotta pay the...
Hello!
Hello!
Hello, can you guys hear me?
Yeah?
Sure.
Cool.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Here's my present!
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Oh!
Nice home?
Nice home?
Oh, oh, oh.
There's a rest!
Oh, oh, oh.
I didn't make it. I didn't make it. I think it was Tori that did that one. I could have
thrown fucking phone but I didn't because I panicked. I just threw a drill down and I
fell into the hole because I thought I'd miss out if I didn't. I can't miss the opportunity
adventure what what what what
50-50 you got to come back. Oh it's something. No I'm 50-50. I'm dead.
Oh my god, you're alive. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. How did I survive that?
You cannot die. Holy. There's me beneath you. Yes. Oh my god. Wait, I see bodies. I see bodies over there. Can I get them?
I'll above you at this point. It's not me
I'm gonna see if I can dig to them, but it's kind of looking like I might get stopped
No, no, it's letting you go. It's letting you go. It's letting you go
How about become pinnacostle bros crazy
As you check your blood holes, give me scabby blood holes.
What the hell is that?
My favorite part is the last.
Oh, I found it! I found you! I found you!
I found you.
I found last place!
It's on the foam jar!
There's booze.
I'm here.
Oh, over there.
Oh, I don't know where my body is. Sorry, I'm like out of it.
On the left, on the left. On the left, left.
Yeah, right around the, yeah.
Wait!
I'll just wait here.
I'm just waiting here.
I'm probably above you.
I see your body, but it's too close.
Yeah, I get quarried.
Oh, there's a flunk in it.
I don't know if you can get me, I'll be honest.
I'm being quarried, I'm gonna get you.
You might want to carry on without me.
Never.
The trouble I came out with is maybe a good way.
I'm not sure about that.
Yup! Yup!
How high up are you?
What are you doing?
You thought he was really high up.
What?
I'm trying to get toried by where the body is.
Are you trying to fucking shoot me?
No.
Okay, I have a big assure.
What's this?
The Sprout Pod.
The Grouch pod?
Mouse come down here.
Are you gonna keep on doing down?
Mouse come down here.
No, no, no.
No, man, no.
I'm taking Diago the week.
Come back down here.
Oh my god.
Oh!
There's a myth in each of you on the left.
Do you want some of these?
Yes, it's you.
We'll play Minecraft more at least.
He's trying to get people to play for you.
We can build them stories.
Do you know?
I
Think I know how to play now
I have a very basic idea oh you understand now
you just go down I gotta turn you up now master way too quiet
Oh now I'm way too quiet.
Wow.
Okay man, you turn it down a little bit.
Oh now you gotta turn me down.
Okay man, I did you up by one.
Oh now you gotta turn me down.
Oh no, Derek!
Derek, are you gonna play video?
Oh, you already said yes.
I'm just asking, I just want to play for a minute.
When does it start?
Probably on Wednesday.
Probably.
boys it's the mods are almost up the screen so mm-hmm probably but I'm also
worried because like momo cons coming up with like everyone's like a vtuber now
so yeah yeah I don't know how many people are gonna be like at momo con I
want to be like the asshole that makes you guys look but I'm a mobile phone but
that's like I don't know what the fuck that is
I'm watching like 2015 YouTube let's play.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
This is YouTube.
This is the cloud right now.
Hello and welcome to my SkyBlocks let's play.
My name is Dude and today I'm going to be making my SkyBlocks to let Robert Croner so
that we can get to the nether today.
Oh!
No!
Why are you so mean to me?
What do you mean? I didn't do anything?
There's a flare stuck in my skull.
What? In your skull?
There's a flare stuck in my fucking brain. Yes, in my eyes!
I don't see anything.
I feel like I'm being gassed in a robot.
Don't do anything.
I'm not doing anything.
I thought you were like a bat type class or something.
Help!
How do I get away?
Why don't you hit it?
Because I love bats.
Kill it.
We have one of them secretly a hot dog woman who's like 250,000 with fish nets.
If I hit it she'll never turn into it and step on me with her stiletto heels and fish nets.
Oh shit.
Yeah, sorry. It's been a really rough year for me. I don't know why I said any event to be real with you.
I kind of need to get, like, medicated. Again, like, even more so than I am now, you know?
Like, up-to-dose-age type beat.
I took my pills like an hour ago and I'm feeling really loopy right now.
It's not gonna hurt me.
You dug diagonally.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh. Yeah, true.
Sir, I always assume you're gonna hurt me for some reason. I don't know why.
I think you need to stop. I think that's your racism talking.
No!
That's not, no! No! No, I'm not even gonna hear-
Ow! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Are you guys- Are you still alive?
Yes!
I'm still alive.
Yes!
Come here, Joe!
Joe!
Ah, fuck it, I'll catch you.
I was gonna not catch you.
Caucasian men, wait, I didn't say...
Out!
What Caucasian men?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay, uh, how do we get down...
Don't! Stop! Stop! I don't kill you!
I'm not doing anything!
I wasn't even aiming at you!
This way, this way.
You hate women so much. I don't hate women, Chad!
He does, man.
I love women.
He hates them.
I don't I love women's national history month. I'm always like I love the history of women
Michelle Obama
Wim-free Hillary Clinton Nancy Pelosi
Margaret Thatcher
Mrs. Mrs. Jeb Bush
Uh, Whitney Houston, um, AOC, uh, Iron Maus, uh...
Why did you name me after AOC?
Is it because we're both Puerto Rican Latinos?
I-I actually didn't know that about her, to be honest.
But no, that wasn't the reason.
It was more of like, I see you as like a political leader.
Why, ew!
Hahahaha!
Fuckin' hate politics!
Hahahaha!
Can't ask me if I would ever be president, I said I'd kill myself!
Hahahaha!
But imagine all the cool clout you could see!
You could be like on like a fucking like political pundit stream, it'd be so cool!
Ew, what the fuck?
I'd rather die!
Shoot the Congress!
I'm going to talk about CBID, not because I like politics.
Will only ever do it to advocate CBID-related topics.
Not because I like politics. I mean, keep me out of that shit.
Hi.
Hello.
So how's your how's the weather?
I don't know.
You told me.
I'm alive! I'm alive!
You're alive.
I've risen.
I brought you back from the dead.
Thank you. You know, just like Jesus.
Oh, I'm being teleported. Oh no.
Whoa!
Hey.
Hello.
Hi, I don't know how I got here, but did you teleport to me or did I teleport to you?
I think I teleported to you.
Okay, yeah, then I just had it in my inventory and you just got to teleport I guess.
Oh, I see.
Oh no.
It's happening again.
Oh god, oh Jesus.
Oh
That's that news. It's just a clue of you now. Don't die. Do not die
Aw, um, okay, that's fine, that's okay, that's, that's fine, you know, don't even worry about it.
First we mine, and then we crack!
Oh my god, say the thing, say the thing!
Why haven't they made a Kirby movie yet think about that?
Oh thank god.
She said the thing.
Amazing.
I think I hear the doll.
This way's better.
Kirby had a show?
Yeah, it was looking the four kids one, but like why doesn't Kirby have like a fucking movie though, you know?
Kirby deserves it.
Oh I didn't.
I should have gone her way.
Have you ever watched the Kirby show, Miles?
Kirby had a show?
Yeah.
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.
He's the star of the show.
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.
He's the name he should know.
He's more than you think.
He's got maximum peak.
What?
Okay, I'm sorry I'm afraid.
But listen, that's the song.
That was the theme song.
He comes to rock!
Bucket show!
He comes to rock!
Bucket show!
He's got given all the best.
He's got the best.
He's got the best.
He's got the best.
He's got the best.
He's got the best.
He's giving all that he's got he's giving back shots giving back shots
That will before back shots was like a sexual thing like you'd shoot you in the back
Yeah, they said Kirby was giving back shots
He's like Kim King did he need a crazy participation backdrop
I think Kirby was a little slow.
He knew everything he saw.
Oh my god, too much information, sorry. I took my pills and then drank two things a coffee, Shadow.
I'm just saying. It's like I should have.
Oh, there's food.
What?
What?
Is the original Slurp Gopper?
Is the original Slurp Gopper?
Just Slurp it in Gopin' everywhere.
He's swarping, gorping, anyway.
Oh
My god, this motherfucker jumped on my ass. I kind of feeling I should have jumped
Damn.
BITCH!
If you were to, if you had to classify piano as a color that's not teal, what color would
it be?
I'm colorblind.
Uh, cyan?
What color do you think cyan is?
Like, like, just color.
Like green, blue?
Yes!
Yes!
We also said Blurredo, we also said Blurredo.
I'm a Green Vtuber.
Oh, so is this like a thing?
You do kind of technically classify as a Green Vtuber.
Yeah, you are a Green Vtuber.
Blue Vtubers are very different to be real, I do.
I think this one might be sexist.
I'm coming.
Okay.
Hey, did I get a res?
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Wow.
Thanks, Boone, from Twitch streaming for the last five years.
I mean, Boone, technically...
Okay, I'm sorry for the cringe introduction.
I was just...
I just went to your channel.
You had a PNGTuber on the bottom there, so...
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know man.
I'm like a day walker of VTubers.
I like your little seal being carried by a pink haired person. Who is that pink haired person?
That's like my original mascot before there was mascots and everyone made fun of me for having an anime character.
That was a girl?
This is my chance. Yeah.
You paved the way for us.
My bed
What's your story I miss your v2 bottle I wanted her story so okay?
I'm trying to like workshops some more actually for the first time, but I'm thinking about asking candy to help you write
Oh, like actual like actual like actual lore that isn't like dog shit, but I have straight for my seal right now
Do you want to the story to seal?
Yeah, so what's the story?
There's a multiple, there's a multiple, multiple timeline thing, but the story is that my
seal's parents, they died on the iceberg that got hit by the Titanic.
Their iceberg got sunk by the Titanic in the, in the ground.
And like- Wait, there's- My chat told me this and I thought they were joking.
Wait, what?
Well, okay, there's an animated movie about, they're like little cartoon rats and they like,
they live on the Titanic.
What the-
Oh, well like my family lived in the iceberg that got sank by the Titanic.
Oh, okay.
What?
The Titanic was sank by the iceberg?
No, that's for business history, honestly.
I'm sorry to tell you, but the seals themselves are followers.
There was no every man, woman, and child.
It was like literally everyone died.
There's no survivors.
And when the iceberg went down with it.
And if I were there, it wouldn't have went down like that, honestly.
It would have been different.
So what happened? Why did they die? You didn't die.
I, um, I haven't thought that far, but I thought it was just really a funny tidbit.
But like, it's like a post-apocalyptic world. I'm like telling workshops, I'm not gonna lie.
Are you a baby seal or are you an adult?
I'm like an adult seal, but like, sometimes people draw me, yeah, some people draw me really small.
I didn't use my VT model more, but I just don't have the phone for it.
Like I had a phone but like it got inflated. Have you seen my VT model?
Have you seen my VT model?
Is it a little...
Yeah I use it a handful of times.
It really is a VT model.
Yeah I'm a little fucking seal.
Okay but what? Who's that pink girl?
That's Warchan dude. That's like we could name her.
Her name is Warchan?
Warchan.
Yeah.
Kind of hard.
Why does she have to be correct?
Listen it was me at Warchan! She was made like when I first started streaming.
Why did she have large breasts?
I mean, she went to war with those big-ass titties in her bikini.
Well, is she wearing one right now in my P&D figure?
I don't know, I haven't looked.
Why am I being accosted?
I just want to know more about that pig hair girl.
She's hot, okay? Is that the answer? She's hot?
No.
And I've had her two...
Everybody knows I own pink hair.
Well, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be real with you, Miles. When did you start streaming?
2017.
Were you pink-haired back then?
No.
Okay, I got bad news for you. I beat you to the pink-haired anime girl.
When did you start?
I
Start I went live in 2017, but I didn't start seriously streaming until 2019
When did you have your little fraud chain?
Huh? I thought I started
Did you start it?
OH MY GOD!
I don't own pink hair chat, come on
Don't fucking own pink hair
Keep it safe, keep it safe, keep it safe
I'm just saying that's a fucking pissing off.
Man, it's so hard being a man with a woman mascot, you know, guys?
He's dead because he fraudulently copied...
Did he download a car?
I'm gonna be real, Iron Mouth stole my look.
No, he stole my look.
So, the thing is, they took a care of women...
No one's ever done that before.
Imagine having pink hair with us.
Everyone can have pink hair.
Glory has beautiful pink hair.
Thank you.
I want pink hair.
Don't say that about her.
I'm just kidding.
Her name is War. She stands her like violence.
Yeah, we're not about that.
I've been trying to wish her a different name.
It's embarrassing. Look, I know.
I know, but it's like, it's just antiquated, okay?
I feel like, I feel like, y'all, there's other names
that come to mind.
What are those?
Well, at least her name is in like,
Massage Chan or something crazy, okay?
Like, I don't fucking know.
What's Massage Chan?
No, no, no, no, no, no, not Massage Chan.
I don't worry about Massage Chan.
Why?
Come on, you got that Chan term name.
I didn't want the, I,
I,
I'm gonna workshop this after this, okay? This is getting... this is just the entire thing to be honest with.
Dad, this is your streamer? That's crazy. Oh shit. Ow!
Ow!
Uh-oh.
Ow!
I thought it was, you know, up here.
No.
Ow!
Oh, what did you learn?
What the fuck?
I'm back! I'm back!
Misogyny 10?
Is it safe?
Yes.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm kind of a gamer. Yeah, I'm kind of him.
You are him. Thank you.
Yeah, she is she's like a she's like a pin-up like military propaganda kind of deal
You don't have to be the first that's something you just have to be the first to do it right, you know
What's on your mind?
That is so cool.
Don't, don't do this to her, bruh.
She's gonna miss you so much.
Her nickname is Missy.
Okay, I'll take that better.
I think you should keep it.
Oh, I'm going to keep it for the rest of my life.
This is like my favorite little OCEA I've ever had.
Now you can write it down.
Iron Mouse made my own OCEA.
My friend made it for me.
like my friend made for me for like armor group mascot
and then the armor group fell apart
and I just reappropriated her and kept her
and then like ever since then my friend
who made the character, are you gone?
I'm dead.
My friend who made the character became a famous game dev.
Oh.
And now he's making a game about playing.
Oh hell yeah!
Wait, what is that?
Oh!
Uh oh!
Uh oh!
Woah!
Woah!
Oh!
Oh, okay.
Well, what?
Well, what?
Dodgeness!
Don't ruin me!
Hahaha!
Okay, ow.
Hahaha!
Hey, don't go too far!
It's like, I'm like, like, I'm like, a Titan Goomba!
Like, I feel like some bird right now!
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
I feel like some grinch right now.
Uh-oh.
Let's head.
Uh-oh.
You can call it P.A.G. again, that's deeper than what I know.
We'll go right.
Hey.
Oh my god, Mario Pussy Attack!
Mario Pussy Attack!
Mario Pussy Attack?
You don't know what Mario Pussy Attack is?
What's Mario Pussy Attack?
How?
How?
You know what?
I'm not gonna question it!
No, come on, come on, come on, come on!
No, no, no, no!
Mario Pussy Attack!
Yeah, Mario Pussy Attack.
Do I sound like I'm not speaking English sometimes?
Or do I sound like I'm psychotic when I talk?
No.
No?
Oh.
If you can find my glow sticks, but I am dead
This is fine sometimes it's nice though because they just like give you like a cool place to like you know
like land
What do you fucking mean?
No, I think once you're down here, you're a dog.
So one of my chaters said that
Some of my chaters said that the soundtrack to this game is my entire life.
It's a theme song to my life.
Like sneaky snitch.
But I'm not really, I'm not even off like guy walking around you with trumpet slash like YouTube Minecraft tutorial vibes.
I
That's fine, it's carving a path for me
Why is there a dog? What is a dog? We're trying to get the dog back.
Yeah, we're trying to get our dog back.
What's a dog?
What's a dog doing?
Please let me just go straight.
Please let me go.
Oh no, you're not straight. It's okay dog.
Just for Pia.
Pia gets the pass. Happy game, eh?
Thanks, Fooks.
Happy game, May.
Where the frick is this stupid doll?
He's 34 meters away.
Come on, let's go.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, there he is.
It's okay, it's okay. A lot of people struggle with their drill the first time they use it.
I'm sorry, I just get a little bit shy.
Okay, she's drill shy.
That's okay.
bodies wait our bodies that's crazy where are your bodies right next to the
right but like you're like at the dog you might as well go to the dog but we
are really right yeah you're right there I can just get you there we're right
there okay now that I've been accosted okay Tori how about you what's your
what's your Vtuber lore what's your lore um I'm a fairy man oh I just like
I'm not going to eat the souls.
I'm not going to eat the souls.
I don't eat the souls.
I don't eat the souls.
I don't eat the souls.
I don't eat the souls that I fairy.
I don't do it again.
I could eat them.
You could though.
I wouldn't blame you.
That would be really weird and gross.
I'll eat them.
Okay.
You hear that?
People you approach you're like an alien
You're a green alien
Okay, so you're like a boardtuber
You're a demon princess that's named after a character from Sailor Moon and you're the
Queen of Hell and your viewers are little Satan drones that work for you and you torture
them but they like you.
I thought Satan was like your dad.
No!
I'm Satan!
You're actually Satan?
Yes!
That's crazy!
What the fuck?
Look, I just guessed.
I'm going to be real.
I actually never...
What's your floor?
Give it to me.
I'm Satan.
That's just...
You're just Satan?
Yeah, I'm Satan then they came.
Yeah, look.
That's just that, you're just saying?
Yeah, I'm Satan then they came to Earth because I don't want to fucking be in hell anymore.
I want internet that works.
So is like the Christian God canonical in the universe? Is it like a separate like thing?
No, he's real.
Oh, he's real? Like the Christian God?
Yes, the Christian God.
Can I be the God-Tuber? Can I be the J-Tuber? Like Jesus?
No.
No.
They changed my name to June.
What?
Jesus Boone?
You get this Boone?
June, yeah.
You want to be Jesus?
I got sick of being in heaven, so I came on down.
I want a second jail.
I could be both. I could be a seal Jesus Tuber.
People mix it up all the time.
I would actually know you know what I would I would mix it up even more I'd be like the Mormon Jesus
But like I would cross pollinate a little bit with like Eastern Orthodox a little crazy with it
You know like it would be it would be nuts. We go. We go really crazy with it
Why are you always dead?
I'm stuck again!
That's fine.
That's fine.
No, don't do that!
Do not compare me!
Oh, this is fine!
This is fine.
I
I could have a freaking goop right now guys!
I'm goopy!
I'm gonna goop!
Oh god.
I don't know where they went.
Come on, there's still below me.
Come on, get me- What?
No!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Is everybody dead?
No, not yet.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, no.
Hello?
Hiya.
Oh, god.
It's a lot of pressure, you know.
We'll put on our Latino.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's pretty deep, bro.
That is pretty equal.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
So it's not your fault.
All right, please use the revive.
I'm colored.
I'm colored.
God!
You're in each direction.
You go, yeah, you follow this.
You follow it.
Follow it.
Follow it this way.
Maybe I'll go that way before you touch the motivation, like money or something.
Oh my God.
Let's five go.
I hope the bat pushes you off.
This bat will kill you if you don't go.
Okay, alright, I'll go do it.
I'll go.
Jesus Christ, calm down.
Can I walk on the slide?
You can walk on the slide.
Yeah.
You should walk on the slide.
It is stable and nice.
Like me?
The revive is...
Yep, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh my God.
Oh, he's gaming.
He's gaming.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go!
You guys, hold me!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, there's food, there's food, there's food there!
On back, on back, I do, on back, I do!
Bro is unbothered.
Not on shulot and unbothered.
I'm not on shulot and unbothered.
Oh, look at my left upper just kicked in,
I'm really feeling...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Well.
Okay, that's right.
Oh, okay.
It's yeah, I couldn't deal with the pressure a mommy needed a drink, okay?
Yeah, you felt just like my mom that's crazy
Yeah, my mom was there with that for a choice. That's crazy. My mom got woke us up. Damn
Satisfaced, sense of lamown, so I don't know if they hate me or like me ever, I said that.
You know what, it's okay if someone hates you.
I think they really might be a massive hit.
There was a worm, just so you know.
Waaaaaah!
I knew there was a fat, I knew there was a fat, I knew there was a fat, I knew there was a fat!
Oh no!
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
It's alright!
It's alright, I take it.
I don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did it. Where are your bodies? Where are your bodies?
There's a dead body directly beneath you? Okay. I don't think it's me. Yeah, I think it's Moon.
Okay, that was not as far as I wanted to be.
I got a dingus oh use your dingus yeah bingo no it's too far
Just keep digging, just keep digging, just keep digging, just keep digging, just keep
digging, digging, digging.
There's food directly straight from you if you need some food, but you're pretty good
actually.
I think I'm okay, but I mean, more food is never bad.
Amen, one body, I'm going to get one body, alright, where, where, where, oh I think I'm
Oh
Yeah, you're good, you're I don't know if you can see but you're you're where you were digging this face in the body
Exact erection I
Disassociate for like a good like five minutes. I'm crazy
He's coming for your body
Oh god, oh god, there's a thing.
Yeah, careful.
Oh no.
Oh god.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, okay.
I'm trying that.
You got this? There's food right there?
There's food, there's food, there's food.
Oh my god.
I bet it was really awesome food too.
It was really tasty.
Let's try to keep going down.
I am blue.
I will be purple now.
You're the bluest person ever!
Watch out! There's a back!
Holy fuck!
I'm gaming.
I'm a little bit further down too.
You're on the right track.
I'm gaming.
I'm gaming.
I'm gaming.
I'm gaming.
I'm gaming.
It's gonna be gaming.
Okay, this red spot is really bad.
Where is your body?
Oh, it's right there. You must be with it. It's back up.
Okay. Weird.
Right here?
Directly like around, like, keep going where you're going.
It's right there. It is right there.
There he goes. There he goes.
Is that me?
Yeah, you're safe.
Actually, you can go down in there.
Get me. You're good.
Oh!
Yeah!
You have to lock it. You have to lock it.
Oh, please!
I'm gonna lock it.
No!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm out of here, out of here, out of here.
Motherfucker, stay straight down, bro.
Stop, stay straight down.
It's not, it's not my brain.
Stop, don't leave me.
I listen, I got a massive brain.
Watch, watch.
Well, it's not a massive brain.
It's gonna be me.
So can you.
I lived.
Okay, so, um...
F***ing shit, come on! F***ing stupid! I can't...
Okay.
Well, you bet.
We're locking in. We're locking in.
Hey, it's just you.
It's just you, Ian.
Of course, of course, of course.
I'm around. I'm nearby, though. I'm nearby. I'm nearby.
I see your body. I see your body.
Can you hear my body?
I can lock it.
I can lock it.
I can lock it.
my body
that body is too far now that's okay though that's okay well i see the body but i think i
I don't think I can get that body now, but maybe I'm so close I'm around
Okay, that's actually a little good
There's a body right there
I just don't think that I think it's not smart for me to go without the body. I think I should revive somebody
Yeah, you gotta revive me
I don't know if your body that I'm gonna be revived please
Please, please revive me.
Tell me why, tell me why I survived you right now.
Tell me why.
Oh no, I...
It's me, it's me, it's me.
It's me, it's me.
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
Tell me why.
Tell me why!
Everyway...
Ahhhh!!!
AHHH!!!
Tell me why!
I'm not a hot-eckly.
I'm sorry. It won't be that loud, guys.
Torii, I'm coming!
Torii, I'm coming!
It's so wet!
Everything's wet.
It's so wet.
Are you safe?
Well that was rude. That was really fucking rude.
What do you have?
Oh, I see you!
I got you blue keys.
Where are these things first?
Oh, I saved one for you. Where are you?
Thank you. I'm right here. I'm right, I'm straight.
Um, are you?
I don't believe that. Yeah, I'm the maid of the island, please, dog.
I knew that was coming.
There's food, there's food underneath here.
I'm okay. I'm okay. Oh my god. You're like hanging by the red
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. Holy shit. Oh my god. I'm so lucky
Okay, come on fuck down
Okay, okay, okay
I'm okay. Tori, you want me to catch you? I'll catch you. Tori, I'll catch you
That's true, that's true.
I'm gonna go my own way.
Sure, I'll catch you.
Oh, she doesn't wanna go the same way as me
while she hates me.
Well, it's over, guys, it's over.
Tell me why you're missing me.
Please don't be a bomb.
Oh, God, thank God I still have bombs.
Okay.
What does it look like down there?
Cool.
Is Toria alive still?
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Oh, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm dead.
Oh, I'm not good anymore. I'm not as good as I used to be. I'm less good than I was before.
But I'm still alive.
Where have you directly affected your mental state? No, no, no.
Where have you been? I'm okay now. I'm just gonna keep going.
I gave that body but it's a set out of reach though.
No, it's me please. Come on, come and get me.
You're a little, look, little fan, you're a little far.
What? Come on, I'm like really good at this game.
Oh, sure you are.
I'm really good. I'm kind of low key. I think I get it now, you know?
Yeah, you think? Yeah.
Like I'm a slow learner but I got good retention.
What's that?
That's digging strategy.
Vibes.
Vibes.
Vibes.
Yeah
I hear Tori Tori. I'm glad you're still alive. Are you doing okay?
Yep. Nice doing so well
Bubbles
It's the bubble
Do you know any land in the bubble it slows you down. It's like it's like landing in like a like a swimming state
Food yeah, it's good
I'm so hungry, I'm so full, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna belly fucking blast right now.
I'm so fucking full, Terry. My stomach's flushing red, so I'm gonna belly blast.
Why would you mean that?
Are you trying to do like Jennifer Coolidge? Like what's going on?
I will come and feed her, I'm so fucking strong.
My favorite line from White Lotus is from Jennifer Coolidge, I told her all the time,
she goes, the gays, the gays are trying to kill me.
The gays are on the way.
Oh no.
I love her, I love her man, Jennifer Coolidge is the best.
And she fucked up my castle journey. That's pretty easy.
That was cool.
What did you do?
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
Hold on, be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful, be careful.
I'm alive, I'm alive, please.
No!
Nooooooooo!
It's all-
Dad you absolutely cannot die!
You absolutely cannot die!
Don't-
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
You absolutely cannot die!
Sorry, don't fucking jump!
Sorry.
Er, sorry.
You fucking gay!
I don't need to be here in the Pina Gallery.
T-sorry!
If you fucking die, the gays are gonna overcome,
and they're gonna beat the fuck out of you!
What the?!
You're not my gay!
Anyone but the game
They're gonna beat with their strong game fucking hands
They're gonna beat the fuck out of you
Glory
They're gonna slap the fuck out of you with their gill hands
You think it's not that hard?
No!
Don't you know?
No
Where's my phone?
Where's my phone?
No calls!
No calls!
Oh
Oh, I got things.
They're just eyes, but by eyes they're so shut, so it doesn't even freaking matter.
Guys, here we go. Guys, this is the one I can feel it.
Wait, I didn't even have time to change my teeth!
Your teeth?
Your teeth?
Oh.
I wanted to rip him out!
Everyone stop digging! Take a break! Stop digging! Women, stop digging!
We have fixed our all over again!
It's only right out of our people's teeth.
You died nine times? Oh, I'm dead again.
What the hell happened, guys?
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm gonna bomb myself and do a new existence.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm not going back up.
Don't worry about Mousey.
Mousey's gonna go take care of stuff.
Okay.
Well, it's not like I can like control who I revive.
I'm definitely good.
And you, uh, you were just bullying Papa really bad last time.
And I didn't really understand what was going on.
But it was pretty funny.
Cory, have you read my manifesto yet?
What the fuck?
I mean, you're a floating head mouse. I don't know. I can't. I can do it. Watch how fast I get this so solve.
I'm maybe a floating head, but I got this. I got you.
If you could revise me, that would be so fun.
No!
Oh, that's a mistake. We can't go down that way yet.
Go down that way.
Don't don't don't don't don't think for my I'm dissociating I can't think for myself right now
Don't whisper you make it my conscious
I
Point
No, no, I think it's a puffer fish.
You sound like a puffer pig.
You know what's that puffer fish?
Cause I want it that way.
Oh
I don't know. Can you find my pages?
Can I find your what? Your pages?
Find my pages. Find my pages.
Okay, Slenderman.
No problem.
Please, I've gained weight since I was Slenderman.
They call me Chedlemann now.
Chedlemann?
Yeah. You just called me Chedlemann for short.
All right, chud.
Drink it.
Yes.
You go stronger.
Chud.
Oh, it'd be so real with your mouth.
What?
I can do top seven hours streaming before my brain's just completely fried.
I don't know how the fuck you do it.
Your is built like...
Me?
What I mean like different.
I have no life.
Me too. I just can't stream for more than 7 hours.
What do you do for fun when you're not streaming?
You just love it.
Oh
Shit, oh
I'll die again.
Oh!
My mouse!
Welcome back!
Thanks!
Oh god, what the frickin' Blightown is this shit?
Blightown!
You know game!
Fuckin' Blightown.
Oh, I gotta die, but I did get to eat one pickle on the way back, so it was alright.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
I can't see.
I thought I would survive that.
Oops.
You guys caught me.
You guys caught me around my- Oh, so.
What?
Oh
Normally I would just write in this up on the right now, but like I'm still here you have to be the whole
You have to be the whole
Yes, he repeatedly
Say so
Someone from your chat came into my chat to tell me that.
What did I do to pop him up?
You killed me!
Oh, no, pop him up, sorry.
No, no, I only killed you like twice, but you know, I've killed you like 40 times, so I could kill you more.
You want an extra word?
No, I want to be happy.
Oh, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle.
What? I'm eating your pickle.
Right in front of me?
I'm eating your pickle.
That's a mock dog, man.
That's a pickle.
It's- oh, it's- oh.
I'm gonna grieve because I can't be upset.
I'm gonna go get the crates.
I need to get the crates.
I need to get the crates.
Wait, isn't that a dead?
Mountain's still dead.
Okay, let me rez her.
Let me eat the pickle.
Oh, don't.
Welcome back.
No!
Otherwise, dude, I live, I live!
Hey!
Pickle from me!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh, bomb, bomb, bomb!
Bastard!
Yeah, that actually worked out perfectly!
Oh, pickle eater.
Pickle eater.
Oh, pickle eater.
I pickle.
How do I pickle funny?
Pickle.
Pickle funny.
What?
Get forwarder.
Woo!
Tor, can I ask you a very personal question?
Oh, you can try.
What's your greatest personal fear?
Oh, my back!
I'm so sorry!
Probably that.
No!
I'm sorry!
That was an accident!
Oh, no!
I'm so sorry!
Oh, my back, I'm so bad.
I'm about to die, I think.
AHHHHHHHHHH
Where?
I got your Vino
I don't want to be an engineer.
I'm coming.
You're walking next to me!
Oh god.
Alright, cool.
Here, catch.
Catch.
Oh my god, we're going!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ah, it should be.
By some degree.
By some degree.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
My back is broke.
stop drinking!
I think liquids is bad for you.
You gotta stop.
I'm gonna stop drinking.
work channel when this collab they hate her. Her name is Misogyny Chan. Don't say that about her. Her nickname is Missy.
Get her name right. There's that, but my certain students do sexualize her a lot. I'll say that, but there's a lot of drawings of her that aren't that, okay?
She's not Misogyny, well, she's a pin-up girl, so maybe a little bit, but like the school definitely is a blur.
You need to read the zipline.
Uh-uh.
You need to tell the kid.
Honestly, she's not even drawn to anime anymore.
It's been like six years.
She's kind of just western style.
Stop it!
Stop what?
Stop digging down!
We are going to die!
We're not going to die.
You're being so high strong right now, Miles.
Miles, I will fucking end your life.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
you're just bringing me closer to earth
come here you're coming with me
you're coming with me dawg come on
we're thinking this whole together god damn it
you're going down with me
me and you were both going down in this google doc together
dawg come on
i'm sorry for being away
What?
Come on, this is a fast route.
Go in it!
Hippo!
Go in it first.
I'm in it.
I got you, how'd you die?
Twenty-four.
It's kind of a funny story.
When I started when I broke all the bones in my body...
Yeah, that's the...
What the fuck?
Since you've been gone, yeah, yeah
I ain't here, I'm born for the first time.
Technically I'm a slime, I don't have bones.
That's true! She doesn't have bones!
She's also kinda neat.
She looks like an alien slime.
She IS an alien slime.
Oh sorry
I don't think this is gonna work, we're at like a layer, we can't like uh...
No look look look, OW! MOSA! MOSA!
I thought, okay GO! YOU FUCKING SO!
You're right! You could make a hole here! He was right!
Wow.
That's amazing. A scientific discovery of the ages.
Oh!
Shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good.
It's actually a good thing.
It's so much better.
Hey, where is his body?
I don't know.
Is he?
Maybe this way.
Ooh, treasure.
Oh, it's going to fall out of the hole. That's a good idea.
I think I'll give it a 30.
Oh, there's their body. There's the body.
There's your body!
It's going to be tough!
Yeah.
I
Lived think what now I don't think so
I feel like it would be a villain in the amount of Monte Cro...
Oh! Oh! No!
Oh!
No! My little dog!
What's that mean.
Oh
Ding Dong Ding Dong, Ding Dong Dong Ding
We're stuck in here together
There are you
Hello
Where is the bat
Where the hell is the bat?
He's right there
Oh, I'm being teleported
oh
Hello
Oh
Wow, thank you
You're welcome
What thether
It's the more-
Oh it's the war cat
Uhm
So there was a boomstick? A boomstick? And it went boom? And that's about being it.
But we're pretty deep, I think we're close to dawn.
No! I was literally like, oh no, a worm, and then I climbed up right into its mouth.
Oh no.
Oh, sorry, Jory.
What, you were alive?
Please, whose body was that?
I had to kill it.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
I thought I was saving you.
That's okay, Pookie.
I appreciate the sentiment.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Uh-oh.
What if I can make a hole in you?
It's a hole that leads to nowhere.
Did you see that? Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Oh. Why didn't you do that?
Oh, wait. That's a lot again.
Oh.
Oh, that's a big hole.
Gaming. Jesus.
Damn, I had full HP and everything.
Stupid bombs.
Oh, oh god, I'm stuck.
Blink?
She's scared to shit at me.
Blink?
She's scared of shit enemy.
Oh, why is it always alcohol?
My face here, I think so.
Kissed.
Mama.
I
Oh my god.
It's like endless hole.
Bottomless hole.
I never thought it would claw, I think it's like a two-year-old, six-year-old, or a two-year-old claw, and it's just like two coins in my head.
Oh god.
Wait.
Hello.
Hi.
No.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
No.
I mean, now?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, oh, shit.
OOH!
Uh-oh.
I'm so close to the dog!
Oh my god!
Dog?
Okay, well maybe I'm not close to the dog, but I'll put it up.
It's kind of scary, very treacherous.
I'm trying to do, how do I do, where's your head at?
What the fuck, what happened to the dog?
Oh, why?
Are you like this?
What do you mean?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
Come on, I got a point.
Did we just skip the dog?
Did we skip the dog?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you found the dog?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you find the dog?
No. We're all dead.
I didn't see you at the dog.
Oh my god, I got teleported to you guys and then I died.
No, she was just right around and then I tried to revive thing and just you guys seem bad.
Yeah, we're all like right next to each other.
Yeah, like right there.
Where do we go?
Oh, there's a bad guy, there's a bad guy.
Where do we go?
There's a bad guy?
Where do we go?
Where do we go to die?
Where do we go to die?
Where do we go to die?
Locking, locking, locking. Don't fucking die. Fuck you best. Fuck you best. Fuck you best. Stop.
I don't fuck you best. I don't know how I've got that. I'm alive.
Wait, I'm... I'm on the other side too. I see you guys. I'm coming down right now.
One day I'll be alive. I'm here.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Oh, I got you. I got you. Oh, thank you. Oh, you're so kind of me, Guっていう. Thank you.
I got some foam and I got some foam. There's more bodies?
Kachan, thank you so much, Kachan!
Fuck, who did that?
What the fuck?
Alright, Decker, you're so good at resurrecting me when you pressed on the E button, Kachan!
Are you gonna ask Kachan to piss on you?
I know!
Like, what the fuck, Mouse?
I don't know, sounds like something that you can't...
No!
Look, I'm sorry that I'm like only half a male VTuber, so I'm not actually a freak, okay?
I'm sorry, I just pretend to be.
Look, just because I have misogyny-chan and I'm different, I'm not like the other male VTuber.
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm so different!
Hey, dude!
I'm so different. I'm only an Apple Meal V-Dover.
I'm a soft boy.
It's so hard being a man.
Mouse, this way.
Check it out now!
I've lost my brother!
I got a thousand pounds!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What in the fuck are you doing?
Where do I look as a pentagon to you dog?
Call the fuck out!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Now this is the rest of the film.
Oh yeah, no, no.
What the fuck, no!
What?
You can't, I hear you giggle a little bit in the distance.
Don't I call if you like...
Why do you think it's me?
It's not me.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me, don't do this to me.
Don't do this to me, don't do this to me.
I'm so innocent. I'm so innocent. Do not throw a glow stick right now, okay? I know you're
thinking about it, but for once don't do it. Don't let you fucking dare. Don't let you dare.
Do you understand? I behaved so well. I haven't said anything to unhinged. I don't know. I
I don't know.
I've been such a good...
Name one thing I said that was like crazy.
You kind of shit it on the retuba directions.
Uh oh.
I...
It's not me.
Peace.
Everyone. Can you hear me? It is I. I roll mouth. Not I roll mouth. I roll mouth.
I'm gonna let you lie for my mom's house.
Uh oh.
Oh...
We kind of...
We kind of got bomb-added.
Everybody's dead?
Boone is still around.
Oh, no.
Shockily, shockily.
Oh, shit.
Shockingly enough, he's still alive.
I went to go tell them to lock in and they did not lock in, so...
He's not alive anymore?
He is just you.
Oh no, it's just me.
But I'm sure you can pull it out.
You survived worse.
I think so.
You will survive then. It's not over.
Oh my god.
useful items actually useful actually useful both of them I'll drop this one
oh god
It's pretty deep bro.
Come on.
Well, I tried.
So, everyone's still dead, um, no changes, no changes there, say more, say more.
I got good news and bad news, you wanna hear it?
Yeah.
Good news. You're alive and you're our only hope. Bad news. We're all dead and you're our only hope.
Wow.
Would you like to know more?
Yes, I'd like to know more.
Have you ever heard of a thing called generalized performance anxiety? It's in the DSM-5.
You're about to suffer a very severe case of that if you die.
I am?
Yes. Have you ever heard of erectile dysfunction?
What you have right?
I told you not to tell anyone and I think it's the real-
I'm so fucked up!
There you have it.
Cause this thing can be crazy.
Okay I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I'm trying to be funny.
Well, this is the thing I don't get to perform with anxiety.
So what's the other floor like? Can we be real? What's that one like?
It's actually really cold in Scotland.
We've been doing this for like five hours.
I think that this one could be the one though.
Let me change my teeth! Wait! Hold on! Let me change my teeth!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Let me change my teeth!
No, I haven't changed what I look like.
Wait, wait, I'm going to go get a new hat!
I have the hat! I have the hat!
Look! I have the cat hat!
She's an e-girl!
We can be matching!
Oh my god! Meow meow!
Oh no! Meow meow!
Meow meow!
Hello?
Meow!
I've been hiding new eyes like forever.
Meow?
really scary they're like that's why I keep falling because I can't fucking see
You're supposed to do the dice. You should smile more often.
I like it when I give you a gummy smile.
Oh, I really like the gummy smile.
I like your fangs. Maybe I should do fangs, too.
Oh, thank you.
I like gummy, because I feel like I look like Pink Roku.
No, I need this. I need this. I need this. I need this.
Got the buck teeth.
I kinda like Pink Roku.
There's an um-actually?
Yeah, I need the um-actually, too, guys.
What the heck?
I don't like my eyes, they're freaking me out.
I need the other one.
I'm not my new mate.
I like this one.
I should have to go down.
I don't want to.
Prison shirt.
I want to bring a doll to the pool.
Oh, you can have these.
More accurate, boom, he's white.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Is that ready?
That was a white ally.
It's okay.
Stop saying white ally
It's army green you're always hating on my aesthetic
Yeah
I'm leaving.
No! Fuck! I was like almost at my house!
Now jump, jump, I got you.
You're not gonna catch me.
I will.
Swear on your life.
I swear on Jesus Christ.
You don't believe in Jesus Christ.
Jump and find out.
I'm jumping!
Jump and find out.
He's not gonna catch me.
Jump!
Wow.
See?
You're mad if you're waiting.
See?
I don't actually believe in Jesus Christ though, so gotcha motherfucker, atheist one, Christian zero!
I'm not Christian.
You're Catholic, we know.
Exactly.
Same thing, it's not the same thing.
Besides, according to my parents, I'm more like a cafeteria cat.
What's a cafeteria cat like?
What is a cafeteria cat like?
Cafeteria cat like is a cat like who picks and chooses whatever the fuck they want to put in his hand.
That's awesome. I'm a bit of a Catholic, honestly.
I'll drink the wine whenever I die, damn please.
Are you throwing bombs at me?
No.
I hate to kick.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna get for trying to reach that fucking statue, eh?
Achieve me!
Let me try to get to it.
That's smited.
I don't know anymore, you can just res me to my cat, I guess.
I dare not rise me off the cliff- oh you dumb-
PLEASE HELP THE HOUSE!
What?
Oh my gosh.
I thought almost my life was flashing before my fucking eyes there for a second.
Why did you have to choose this big freaking penis nose?
What do you mean?
Is this what my nose looks like in real life?
You do not have a penis nose in real life.
I've seen what you look like.
I knew that your eyes look normal.
This is a normal male nose.
I'm glad you're the gnome in real life.
Don't shut the fuck up, dog.
I saw the picture, you were wearing the hat and everything!
Listen, I'm 5'8", though.
That's not like gnome height, you know?
It's that's...
OK.
5'8".
Centimeters?
Shut the fuck up, man.
I'm sorry to fucking die.
Mouth, jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Mouth, jump!
Mouth, jump!
Mouth, jump!
Hurry!
Mouth, what's up, huh?
Hold on, we can read somebody right now.
There's no one to rest.
Oh, he's dead!
Why are you...
Why are you...
Why are you...
the
mouse is not one to talk about height, i thought mouse was 6'7
started this right, you did this to yourself
Yeah.
Yo, hey, mouse.
Yeah?
Can you resurrect me?
In my plastic nose?
I'm going.
Oh, shit. This is fritrus.
Thank you.
Is mouse taller than me?
Let's find out.
Mouse, how tall are you?
You don't know how tall I am?
No.
I thought you already knew.
No, like your actual height.
Her actual height is World War II.
That makes no fucking sense, Chad.
No.
That's a war, that's not a height, holy shit.
You don't know how tall I am?
No, how tall are you?
410.
410?
Yep.
That's average.
What?
Yeah.
That is not average.
Average.
Where?
Average where?
Oh, there's a funny guy, an average word, munchkin man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, shut up.
Very funny, guys, very funny.
Oh, hilarious.
Oh, for hilarious.
Average height in plankton's hold, oh my god.
Average height in preschool?
What the fuck?
Stop it. Shut the fuck up.
You wish you were that tall and peaceful.
I
Will try the babies
My god
Where the fuck am I?
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
the life where is everybody
How are you doing how you hold them up that I was a bunch of words yeah
what are you still dead no one don't they ever like left my body behind nobody
Nobody likes me, Miles.
Nobody likes you.
They asked me to shake my...
They asked me to shake my breasts for them, so I did.
Shit, you're what?
They had... I didn't say anything. They just wanted me to shake my breasts for them.
Your breasts?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the fuck they want from me.
What the fuck? You little hussy?
get to it bro shake em
yeah did he do it though?
I'm gonna have to run like I'll blow on it, you know?
Where is this?
What if I just throw it?
Holy...
Wait, can I stay in my life?
Oh, there's a librarian!
Okay.
But I hate this fucking YouTube music.
Welcome back to my channel, I'm playing a prank on my fucking dad.
Did you guys ever see that prank?
Oh my god.
my channel I'm playing a prank on my fucking dad
did you guys ever see that prank oh my god back when like prank channels were
like a thing did you ever see that one that was like this one couple like
couples used to do pranks all the time it used to be couples pranks that was
like it was like a moment where it was like always couples pranks right did you ever see
that one video of the couple that like she played a quote-unquote prank on her husband
that she got murdered in her house.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
I was watching that and I'm like...
Which one?
Okay, there was more than one.
There was one where the girl like, she like, she like filled her whole house with like blood and she covered herself in blood and she was like laying in the kitchen, like on the floor dead and the guy is fucking like sobbing and I'm like, why would you do that to somebody?
I- Here's the thing, I've always thought all this shit is so fake.
Because it's always been fake as fuck, but that dude like...
Why me? You could say somebody killed his wife.
You know what I mean? Cause he was like crying.
He was fucking crying.
So I was like, okay this seems like a little bit too real for like...
for like a fake prank, you know?
Probably fake as shit.
Oh my God, that reminds me of that other,
oh my God, do you guys remember that prank
that some, I hate these things because I didn't,
you know, to me, I always thought like prank channels
are stupid and stuff and I was like, oh my,
that's fake as shit.
You ever see that prank?
Have you seen that prank video of the guy that he like, pretending like he kidnapped his friends and was going to kill them?
Yeah, that was a little crazy. I don't know if that was crazy, but that's like either way, that's so...
That's a little strange precedent to sell content on. I don't know.
Bro, I don't remember!
I feel like that was more...
That was like more of an extreme era of content where everyone was like, everything needs to be shock value.
Now everything needs to be co-co-melon.
It's like, I don't know, it just always shifts in a weird way, you know?
I was telling Chad about this one channel that I saw where the husband and wife played a prank on the husband that she had murdered in her house.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
He ran away.
I just- listen, I don't think those are pranks. You know what I mean?
It wasn't funny. I was just like, oh my god, this is, this is horrifying.
You don't want to hear about the pranks.
It's convenient that you can like hold an extra thing in your hand.
Pranks are not pranks when they're a YouTube what?
Oh.
Remember, like...
Oh my god, I remember that.
And like, Roman Atwood Channel? Do you remember that?
We're an interesting era of YouTube.
Uh, I'm trying to find like, uh,
He used to do, he used to do pranks like, filling up my house with, with uh, foam balls and shit, like, filling up my whole pool with like, Orbeez and shit, you know what I mean?
But he would do like, uh...
He would also do like, uh, videos where it's like...
I don't remember who used to do those.
We used to do the ones of like pranking people like in neighborhoods and stuff.
I don't know.
What an interesting time of year too.
What happened to that one couple that they were like, they were like married and it was like a guy and a girl and she was like,
Like shed like blonde hair and their whole compa was in them just pranking each other.
Which one?
Oh no.
Mommy make out day what the fuck?
And so, you talking about before sorry I got resurrected and I died again.
I was just talking about prank channels.
Yeah, they're looking fucking evil.
I wonder if half of them are still relevant today.
Like if they're still going.
I don't know if they're still going.
I doubt they are.
I feel like a lot of those are like a passing fag type beat, you know.
I think that looks nice.
That's a bet.
It's like a moji.
He can't get to me.
A moji evil.
Oh, now bro, prank channel is not like prank stuff now is your soul, it's literally like
public nuisance harassment.
Oh my god, you're a liar!
Man!
Oh my god, we, oh my god, oh my god.
But I'm so lost.
We're, we're really far below you.
I think we're, we're like 483.
Oh my god.
How, how did I-
If we get to the revive, if we get to the revive, I think maybe you should just jump.
I'm gonna check though.
Oh my god.
We're like 483. Oh my god. How did I...
If we get to the revive, if we get to the revive, I think maybe you should just jump. I'm going to check, though.
Oh! Well, I might as well just go too soon.
Oh, what the...
Wait, you're fine!
Oh my god. How am I still alive?
I didn't even take any damage.
Oh
Oh, my God.
I
Yeah, I know, I know, like, something like that, but I don't know what it is.
Yeah, I know, I know, like, something like Frank's stuff has, like, moved on to, like, other places.
I wouldn't call him Frank's though. I don't think harassing workers is Frank's.
Well, that's what you're asking. We know what you could do since you're a streamer and there's no HR.
You should do a stream where you secretly, like, steal someone's model and pretend to be them.
I've done that already.
And you should take your stream key.
Oh.
Oh, but I didn't take her stream key.
I just pretend like...
I didn't really pretend...
Well, actually, no, we did do that. I did that with Connor.
Really?
Yeah, we streamed on each other's channel.
I've always wanted to do a reverse stream.
That's awesome. That's fucking awesome.
I don't know if that's still allowed or not,
because I've always heard rumors that they're like,
you can't change your stream keys,
but it's like, yeah, whatever it is.
I gave him my stream key. He gave me his stream key.
That's awesome.
That's gross.
I want to give Brett a random chatter every day of my streamtube.
What?
Yeah, it's every day someone else does.
I think it's not long to figure it out.
You're just dumb.
I should do like a streamtube raffle and there always has to be a boon every day. There's a different boon.
Why are you just dumb?
Like, where have I told you, Mouse?
I have TBI.
What? You have traumatic brain injury?
Yeah, I was in the army. I probably have a lot of that.
Undiagnosed, but I'm pretty sure.
Ah, you surprised I knew what that was.
No, not really.
You seem like you like smashing your head against your keyboard all the time.
What I'm playing with you, of course.
Jump.
I'm trying not to die.
Well, I bet I could take a fall from here.
I better fucking turn!
Hey, Mousey, you wanna be revived there at the Hydrant right now?
Huh? Yeah!
Do you want me teleport to the Hydrant?
Sure, let me kill myself.
If I even die.
You need to die faster, Mel's.
I need to die faster?
You need to die faster.
Try dying faster.
I'm trying to die faster.
You're really not good at this.
Adolf did a better job on it.
There you go.
Oh!
Okay.
Give me a second.
I killed myself.
Okay.
Coming.
I killed myself.
Thanks.
Oh cheese.
Oh thank you.
Cheese!
Cheese!
Enjoy all the cheese.
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
Cheese for everybody.
Dying is gay. I'm very gay.
Cheese to meet you!
Oh, you're gonna... that's a whole...
I'm so alone.
Everybody dies alone.
There's two truths in this world.
You're born alone and you die alone.
That's not true, dude.
I'm back.
I'm gonna go out with like 50 huzzers around me, there's gonna be crazy.
What the hell?
Hello, people. Hello, people. I forgot.
There's gonna be like 20,000 women crying at my funeral, it's gonna be nuts.
20,000 women crying at your funeral?
Yes, and men.
How much, uh, how many drugs are you gonna take to hallucinate that happening?
well I'll be dead so I guess like oh shit I'd assume that my brain would produce
enough delusions as I'm dying for me to be like yeah there's like a thousand
watching over me I'm going to stream in a hollow and I die
That's like all of them.
All 20,000 of them?
All of them.
That's crazy.
That's so hard to name them because there's only 40,000 of them.
Yeah, it's 12,000 old people.
That's a hole.
I like it.
I trust it.
That's crazy.
Hey, Miles.
Yeah?
Can you pick me up?
Don't eat my cheese.
YOU FUCKING-
AHHHHHHHHH!
WHAAAA?
Oh, my foot.
Oh, my fault. I shouldn't have.
Serves me right.
Serves me right!
Huh?
Yeah, serves you right. Serves me right.
I learned that that's cute.
Yeah, and you also learned that you should save your friend.
Also, I look like you're the worst.
I like my pink rogu.
I like my pink rogu.
I have one pet and his name is Boone.
I have a weird name for a parent.
He's free range.
I'm not gonna use it.
Sometimes she wakes me up and I get that munch on grass.
She's free range from the table, you know.
I get you.
Where is the body? There is a body in your head.
What does mouse's character count regular from Sesame Street?
I want to eat your ass!
Oh blubber blubber!
Pussy blubber blubber!
Oh wait, I don't need to eat my head!
Oh!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry!
I
Would be caged up my own self like I don't know
Turn my ass
I don't want to be in a cave.
I want to be free.
We're all in the cave together.
As Rowan said, set me free now.
Are you sorry?
There's some food.
I took a tuna.
Enjoy the tuna.
Thank you.
Give me one wish.
Give me one wish.
Oh shit.
My bad.
I don't know if this is a good direction to go, but it is the direction I've chosen.
That's all I'm into you.
Hey, why didn't you think, oh shit, oh shit.
Don't die, oh you're dead.
I'm so glad we're in the ice place, the song is so much better than that freaking YouTube music.
Oh, he's sick.
But now it reminds me of that time in YouTube when the prank channels died, and now it was
freaking Elson Spiderman.
Oh, thank you.
Elsa's Spider-Man.
Yeah, it was Elsa's Spider-Man and then the Freakin' Beauty Channel.
I got more than I could handle.
Remember that chat?
I'm shucking that over there.
Oh my gosh.
Beauty talk.
Geez.
I'm gonna pick the...
for a time to be alive.
What happened to that guy that used to do...
parody songs drama get in oh my god drama get in don't start with me drama get
in around the time of drama get in
Yeah, Bart Baker or whatever his name was.
What happened to him?
You guys remember Drama Getting?
I'm sure ladies will know, but the boys might not know.
The boys might not know about Drama Getting.
Drama Getting?
Oh yeah, Drama Getting, bro.
Uh oh.
I don't know which Drama Getting you're talking about.
There's been so many.
Oh, it was this huge YouTube drama of beauty, beauty YouTubers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then she was like, and you did it on my birthday dinner.
Time and play.
Did you guys show up to my birthday?
What?
You had a birthday?
Yes, I would join with everyone as you go to play.
You didn't invite me.
Sucking dick and cock!
You did it on my birthday dinner!
Sucking dick and cock!
You did it on my birthday dinner!
Oh
Sucking dick and cock
Okay
Oh my
What would Jesus say if they heard you say that?
Hey you did it on my birthday dinner!
What me?
Hey Boone, uh, uh, you need to not...
And...
Oh!
And...
I only died two times, I was doing so good, why did I have to say that?
I also only died twice!
Most of them said your name and you...
Fuckin' died!
I thought we're two feet, dog!
Say name, Boop!
Hey, Boop, don't! And then I just fuckin' ate shit!
Oh my god...
Alright, I can do one more!
One more!
I actually don't wanna stop, but I just remembered I have to bring my guinea pigs to my pet sitter.
Yeah, I've got two of them, and they're the kids that are so cute.
They're my children, and I would protect them with my life, but I'm going on a business trip.
And so it's the first time they're actually like, gonna not be at home, and so I'm like, yeah.
That's so sweet.
I'm gonna like, I'm even gonna take a taxi, because I don't want to have them be on the train and stuff.
I'm worried about the service.
Give me a picture of your little baby.
You gotta give me a break.
What?
I don't get it.
I'm calling it.
Pack it up. Pack it up.
I don't get it.
I've been packing my whole life.
I can't wait to see photos of the guinea pig.
Whoa!
That's crazy.
How did that happen?
That's just strange.
How did we get in here?
What?
I missed.
I think I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
Oh, okay. No, that's okay.
No, come on. Come on.
Oh! You're so mean. You could be really good friends.
We literally did that, though.
You give up? We could be best friends.
Oh!
You're a friend, weren't you?
You're giving up real INTJ vibes.
What?
You're giving up INTJ vibes right now.
You believe in that shit?
No.
You believe in that...
that mumbo-jumbo?
No, I believe in astrology.
Oh my god.
I sent you guys...
I sent you guys a photo.
And you said you don't...
Oh!
...believe in women?
I'm actually an honorary lesbian. My chat says I'm an honorary lesbian.
I revoke your lesbian shit.
Oh my god you're getting picked you're so cute!
You gotta make like a little holiday calendar for them.
Yes!
You gotta dress them up every month.
That was on their first birthday they were one and that's it.
It's so cute.
Guys, pick me up I'm so sorry.
I revoke your lesbianship.
You can't revoke my lesbianship.
You don't represent the governing body of being a lesbian.
I'm gay, boom.
Yeah, well, guess what, you're gonna have to learn to how to be gay harder.
Ow!
All right, here we go.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy. Oh boy.
Ready to help?
Yeah, I was playing with my sweet.
Boon, Boon, look at this.
It's your license. It's your license.
It's here by the boat.
Oh!
Boons!
Boons.
Wait, you're like, I'm beating a pulp.
Follow the boon.
For all lesbians, I'll light the way.
Lesbians, get behind me! I'll protect you!
Come on, lesbians!
During gay May too.
Are you actually full on lesbian now?
Gay May. I'm not a full on lesbian, I'm pansexual.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
You're Romanian?
You're Romanian?
Actually, I'm the yogurt says chill all damn that's crazy
You wish you knew about that
Would you like me to send you some yogurt affirmations?
Yes, please
Okay, you'll have to play it for your whole chat to hear
Okay, are you ready? Can you do that?
Yeah, anything other than this stupid fucking tutorial music we're listening to right now, please
Here, you have to play this and your whole chat needs to hear it.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Play it.
I don't think it failed.
This sounds like if I were right.
Hahaha.
Come see if we're...
BANANA TORI!
Listen...
Listen to the good...
Okay am I Mr. Steyet?
How would it break people?
What?
Actually, kinda, the curriculum is pretty good.
Well...
I ain't nothing but yogurt, Greek, awesome.
How long is this?
I'm up for your hands now.
With the music, it's like you're saying it.
I have no place.
Yup.
Both time for yoga.
This doesn't understand us, dad.
This doesn't understand us.
I would kill your nigger.
I'm running a pod.
They're going to A.C.O.
Keep going!
I shouldn't listen to this because I'll start saying this to other streamers and then they'll be like,
then it'll be like a fucking Googlebot.
Like I can't, like this is like some fucked shit, dawg.
You need to keep listening.
They're late?
They're always leaving.
Lune are less important than yogurt.
Better jealousy, man.
I think he believes it.
I think it's resonating.
What is this?
It's a cow's milk!
Check out Jesus out, oh my God.
I'm crying.
What?
I think it resonates when I'm down.
It's actually so good!
It's killing me!
Oh fuck it!
This happened before!
Dude!
Can I pause this?
This sounds like Candy's next book.
Local Barry Farmer betrays his friends to become a yogurt master.
Okay, I'm going to play it on.
My spoon is my sword.
mhm mhm
it's really him
i'll live
black
black lustre human
no
if i fuck with him then he should be dead
I can't stop looking at the picture over in the corner.
I'm not allowed within 500 feet of an elementary school, but I'm going to keep trying to get
hold on.
Is it because he eats yogurt?
Because he's trying to take kids yogurt.
Oh, okay, okay, he's trying to get their yogurt.
Okay.
he's trying to take kids yogurt
oh okay okay he's trying to get there he's trying to get their yogurt okay
he wants your yogurt
good take good take
he could
how are we gonna knock him?
what?
I'm so at peace.
I know it resonates with you.
I have 17 refrigerators in my house.
Hi, man. It's for the rain. Hold on. We're losing the yogurt mail.
He's a part of the military industrial complex!
Oh
I've passed away.
I've passed away.
I've got you.
Do you feel like a yogurt male now?
What's this, though?
OOOOOOOH!
What is this?
No!
OOOOOOOH!
AAAAAAAAH!
Buh.
I'm okay, Jesus.
You killed me.
It's yogurt time.
Okay, I'm going to get you. Hold on.
It is yogurt time.
Oh my god, it's a yogurt time.
I can't step myself off her nourishment. Help me?
Oh fuck.
Okay, um...
I'm...
Whoa!
Holy shit!
Now this is bad.
It's yogurt time.
Thanks man for the ride, I...
Guys, yogurt time.
No, they're not.
Please, I want to rest.
That's what I thought.
I'm glad.
Is he a yogurt male now?
All right, all right, let's see.
We would all love a rag to clean.
I was stuck with seeing the yogurt male affirmations for like a...
Is a yogurt male now?
...7 minutes.
What's a yogurt male affirmation?
I would claim it, but you have to watch it.
There's no way for me to ever actually explain this.
Eagle.
Listen to it at your own leisure.
I have 17 refrigerators.
He resonated with it very much.
I really resonated with that guy.
He sucked himself off of your street.
Oh, I need you.
You're going to get in the wrong way.
You're good, you're good.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
okay eat your pickle eat your pickle eat your pickle yeah are your refrigerators running
are they running hmm what do you think I bought yesterday it's the yogurt affirmation
I was too busy laughing my fucking ass off for getting my saw to hit me with it.
Pickle no good, Pickle no good.
What do you want with the naked lady only? I want no pickle lighter.
Alright, I'm making my way down to home.
Why not?
I'm sleepy.
This is the last one. This is the one we're gonna win. We're gonna get all the way to the lava layer.
Just don't mess this up.
I'm not gonna mess this up.
By the way, there's a whole other layer after the lava layer.
No, there's not. That's a lie.
That's a fucking lie, though.
Just check the map when we die.
There's a res right there.
There's a what?
There's a res beneath you.
Oh shit.
Oh, I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it.
There you get your yogurt skill model as soon as it stops making fun of my wife again.
No!
Pop that bit. Pop that bit.
He tried her.
Pop that bit.
Look at the map! There's a layer beneath the lava.
No, how do you look at the map? What do you mean look at the map?
Oh, that's a wall down.
Oh, there is a layer!
The dog is in the middle of it, like he's at the top.
But like, there's another layer.
But there's like a whole other layer, dog.
There's four layers.
We didn't even make it the layer three.
That's great.
There's four layers.
Well, well guys. Thanks guys. Good effort. Good effort. Good effort. GG. GG. GG.
It was nice meeting you. It was nice meeting you too. It was nice meeting you.
How? You guys don't have to be mean to me. I'm one of you now.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to beat me and boon to a streamer of 5 years.
For 5 years plus? Thank you.
5 years plus. Sorry, I forgot the plus.
I messed up the full name.
God damn it. I messed you up.
Yeah, you messed up my name, dawg.
You kind of pissed me to pick off.
Aw, man.
Why would we switch up?
We're least wicked out of this.
Wait, wait.
I feel like I'm the first mean you're talking about.
That's like the feeder on a strat is like hit me with like a like a thing right here
For sure it's gotta be something like that right
Well, like a like a glitch
Yeah, like a glitch out of the map like you get hit by like if you get hit by the thing
I do it again if you ask me, I do it again.
I mean, I do want to see the bottom, so...
Well, let me know when.
We need to find someone who's like a sweaty.
We need to look like a big sweaty.
He's like actually a bit of a sweaty.
What about me?
What if I take away a bunch of Adderall?
We should just bring him Shia. Shia is really good.
Shia is really good.
Shia would win him like 10 seconds.
Any game I've ever played with him.
That's trail.
And he's like Bill Biberin.
He's built for these kind of games.
Oh, how does it go like crazy too?
Ooh.
Okay, okay, okay.
And Geegah. Geegah's also crazy.
Oh, Geegah's crazy with it.
What's the math now, is it four?
Four.
Oh, looks like you're getting the boo-boon.
That's fine.
Won't let me know when.
A joke, a joke.
Yeah, same here.
But what if I get really good?
Like what if I go in the hyperbolic coffee bubble?
And you're back on the team.
Send us a picture of you at the bottom, and we will know where you can look and put it here.
I'm already a bottom.
What's your point?
Oh.
I'm kidding.
I'm not I'm actually a dominant alpha male, honestly
Yeah, I'm gonna go bring my pig
You know I'm free you know I'm around oh, yeah
Bye bye!
Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
Goodbye, puppy.
Good bye, puppy. Good bye, puppy.
Good bye, puppy. Good bye, puppy. Good bye, puppy.
Good bye, little puppy.
That puppy will never be rescued.
I'll do a run by myself.
I would.
Don't tell me.
He can't even get so helpful, no rule.
He's hard.
I can't even get so helpful, no rule.
He's hard.
Don't pet me, I want to get back to my ship!
Oh, they're back to my ocean!
I
I'm going under the sea.
I'm going under the sea.
I'm going under the sea.
Oh, I have terrible news.
Guys terrible terrible news.
You thought the stream was ending?
Terrible news, terrible news, terrible news.
Why did you do that?
Uh, terrible news, unfortunately, um...
Unfortunately...
I don't think I could stream tonight.
I was gonna stream tonight, but I can't. I don't think I can.
I'm terrible at news.
You probably might be wondering, Mouse, what the fuck why?
Okay, why is it okay?
Well, I forgot my Scooby Mask. My Scooby Mask.
My Scooby Masks!
My diet is ruined. I'm sorry. I thought I could but I can't because I realize I have to...
I have... I have some dead... I have deadlines for music.
Uh, I have two songs I need to record by Monday. Uh, and uh...
Gulp?
What the fuck?
And I can't do it on Sunday because on Sunday is...
Astronier Day.
I'm playing Astronier on Sunday!
I'm fucking playing Astronier on Sunday!
with the Mushoku girls.
What the fuck? Hey, what the?
I was just outside, it was dark and now it's not dark anymore!
What the fuck?
Why they keep turning on the lights?
In the sky, why they keep on turning on the lights?
Stop turning on the damn lights!
Stop turning on the damn lights!
Stop turning on the damn lights!
Three moon Tamaki.
Ooh, Tamaki.
Tamaki?
What are you doing there?
Tamaki?
Ooh, Tamaki!
No, no, no, no, no!
Ando dosi! Ando dosi!
Pero coño!
I'm gonna eat all the fish in the sea, and I'm gonna kill all the fishes, all of the
sharks, and all of the plants, and I'm gonna kill the ocean.
connected all systems online guys how do I make sure the power doesn't die how I
stop it
how do I stop it
solar solar solar solar solar solar solar
Oh, I need to war guys we must we have to harvest
Don't let them die, you know what?
Did you know that I'm gonna
Kick your butt
Gonna kick your little butt
I'll kick your butt.
That butt you have, I'm gonna kick you.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jesus Christ.
Correcto!
Turn off the sun!
Turn it off!
Lock him up!
Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up.
Whoa!
Hey, you make a lot of noise for a big fat bitch.
Fatty.
Little fat fatty.
Welcome to Orange!
Take that ass, little fatty, little soy little fatty. Take that ass.
Sonic, we're- oh, I need to pin this one too!
Wait, I can make an oily salad? I don't want to make oily salad. Sugar or Sat-Torn, locally
synthesized sugar alternative, neural toxicity within two standard deviations of median local
That sounds disgusting.
That sounds disgusting.
Oh, I can make grease all!
I already have grease, I already made it.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Ah!
No!
No!
Excuse me.
Ah!
Boo!
Boo!
I can't have so much shame here.
I hear the ocean's whispers.
to me.
Ocean is whispering to me, the same sweet little things to me, Ocean is whispering to me, the
same sweet little things to me.
Ocean is whispering to me, the same sweet little things to me.
Guys, what are you missing here?
What what is missing here?
What is missing here, I feel like I'm missing something
Am I going crazy?
Hey, it's me! Come on, it's mine!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la! Easy, cut!
Oh my God, can you like stop doing kakami?
Oh my god, mama me locaron!
Hold it, venero!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I had these fucking balls bitch
What the fuck is this shit for?
Congratulations on a doltine.
You know, a doltine.
I don't like that word.
Echo analysis detects human remains
until it needs a sediment.
Excuse me?
This side is a mass grave.
What did you just say to me, mass grave?
Excuse me?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I will fucking kick your butt, kick your cum over here.
Come over here!
No way!
MENBACA!
MENBACA!
Idiota!
What's going on?
Why are survival multi-tools?
Why is this ocean so noisy?
Uh-oh.
I
Was
No
I'll get hammer you bro, I'll hammer you to death.
I'll get hammer you to death, get a fuck away from me!
Hammered your ass, son.
I'm on your right, so...
Kukakumi! Kukakumi, bruh! Kukakumi, bruh!
Kukakumi, bruh! Kukakumi, bruh! Kukakumi, bruh!
Oh, there's stuff going on here.
Have a cat builder.
Can I have a bubble please?
Thank you.
Oh, a water for me.
Thank you, thank you.
I love water.
Ooh, cobbler!
Alright, this looks dangerous, I'm leaving-
AAAAAAAAH!
A-BOO-WAH!
This looks fucking dangerous, mate.
I don't think so.
When the ocean finds water, well...
Seek caloric intake.
I like how Lord's in pain.
Whoa.
Ape?
Such a surprise.
Whoa.
I think I'm going to leave.
I think I'm going to go now.
It's pretty scary in here.
I think I'm gonna leave.
Um, I think I'm gonna go now.
Guys, I think I'm gonna go now.
Hey, what?!
Huh!
Whoa, what the fuck?
Huh?
Uh...
I did not know this was here.
I did not know this was here.
What the fuck is this?
Oh
And you can stop credit inventory expanded
Is it a needle just reprinted that we all saw how she suffered the metal poisoning
her hands trembled her gums turned blue was she was always cold we thought her
visits to the hot caves were therapeutic
I agree
I wanted to get away with it everyone loves zip but one day she did not return
two days three we could hear her black box crying her death down at the bottom of
the cave why wouldn't Nari print her on the fourth day sleep base three print
to the new copy of Sephora Morgue. She was not our Zep. She remembered nothing since the
day she bought the cicada. Traps says Noah reset her to her last known good state. I
am a guest. We are contracted to work all our debts to Altair.
Oh God!
If any debt society needs the promise of a Jubilee, the trumpet blast of freedom when
All is forgiven.
Both Kings and Babylon declared Jubilee
when they took the throne, lest the people rebel.
But now...
Bro, they fuckin' wiped the marines?
...the calendar on the day before Jubilee...
The fucking hell, boy's evil.
...Nine is right.
We are slaves.
I must know what is down in that hot cave.
I believe Noah fears it and killed Zektu hide it.
I believe the jubilee is out there somewhere in this ocean.
A better way to survive.
The jubilee.
We must find the jubilee.
We will find the jubilee.
This is Altera, are we really that shocked?
No!
Are we shocked that they created a crazy AI that erased and killed people because it thought
I was doing a good mission the Jubilee the Jubilee oh god the Jubilee
Hey this is a nice, this is a crazy air. I did not expect to find this in here. Is this like a hidden, they must have hid from the AI.
I'm on my way to the juleebee bag!
I'm going to jubilee.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Look at it.
Anonymous. Thank you so much for the one gifted sub.
I want to go to the jubilee.
Sorry, I thought I was going to get attacked.
Oh, look at the Crabby's! Hello! Hello!
So cute! Hello!
Did you just see the crab I've ever seen?
Are we finally lighting it within the depths yet?
Uh, I swear the ocean was whispering to me.
Power Offline! Welcome aboard!
What are we gonna do here?
I'm off-line.
No power!
Uh...
I need two more solar powers.
Might as well just put it on now, huh?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oxygen.
I need more quartz.
I need more quartz.
I need to find quartz.
Welcome aboard.
I've gotta find quartz.
Courts, courtsies, courtsies, courts.
I've gotta find some courtsies.
I'm gonna find courtsies.
Uuuuhhhhhh!
Uuuuuhhhhhh!
Uuuuhhhhhhhh!
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh!
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhh!
Ouuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hey, that's a nearby coral!
Oh, oh, they're all looking at me!
They're so cute. I wanna keep you.
As a pet!
I'm gonna keep you as a fucking pet, fool.
Why can't you be my pet?
With four long...
I will do some scanning while I'm out and about at night time looking for some core.
Hi, did you just meet or does the sun rise really fast?
I'm gonna figure out where there's more quartz and I don't know where it is.
Maybe over there?
Oh
Oh
Oh
What the fuck was that
This place sounds scary, maybe I shouldn't come here.
Oh, there's a horse here.
That was freaky.
I know you hear that.
Hey, how come I can't pick this one up?
You're not hearing that?
I can't pick this one up!
You're not here though?
I know I'm not going crazy.
What the- what is that?
Do you not hear that?
I know I'm not going crazy, I hear it, it's a woman whispering to me, she's whispering
to me, she is, I hear her.
Why are survival multi-tool?
Okay.
Let's try that.
I hear her again.
Sick kids.
What?
What the fuck was that?
That was terrifying, what was that?
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
It was scary.
It was a woman and she was whispering at me.
Oxygen.
We just had to land on a poison planet.
All systems online.
We just had to land on a poison planet, we just had to be a fucking poison planet, huh?
It couldn't, it had to be a fucking poison planet, it couldn't be something else other than a fucking poison planet.
Welcome aboard.
It's always fucking poison
J
Always looking poison I make a large plate proper wire
Make one iron kit.
Oh, I can make the...
The wake...
Whatever that is, whatever this is.
Wake maker.
Arm mountain jets for underwater maneuvering.
The wake maker is a marine adaptation of the Space Waker EVA thrust crystal system.
Travellers should be careful to rest their wrists, elbows and shoulders during prolonged use.
Oh.
Next, chronic resonator?
Oh, I need titanium.
Engage, how the fuck?
How do I even make titanium?
Well, we can do the Biolab and the processor.
Snake, snake, um, hold on.
I'm going, I'm going.
And then we'll make an extra one of these.
And now we can make the processor and the biolab thing.
What do you want?
Tea will be an art.
Big pilot.
Oh yeah, we have to find food.
Partial voices have retreated.
Wait.
Hey! Umala!
Uh oh.
Do you remember the flight to the cicada?
The wanderer.
The wanderer, but the wanderer was rushing to me.
Do you remember when we were over there?
Partial voices have retreated.
Do you remember when she stole that fried dough from her brother and offered it to you?
Right in front of him, an egregious act of sisterhood, signal location uploaded to PDA, be cautious,
Water viral load increases.
Oh my, I should have focused on the shadow.
Shadow.
Shadow.
Biolab.
Processor.
You can put the processor in here.
Man.
Oh, the processer, right?
Now the bottle I'm gonna put you here.
processor and figure processor. Oh this is how you make titanium ingot, copper, silver.
Ah! Not enough resources loaded.
I see.
Seek fresh water intake.
I'm gonna drink.
Oh no, do I have any fish stored?
Do I have any stored fishes?
I do.
Okay, that's one and then we'll do another one.
your mom is making garlic bread?
garlic bread
hmm
that's never too worried for garlic bread
Thank you.
Change recipe.
Copper, silver, germanium?
Germanium from the lead.
Oh, strong acid though.
Oh.
Biofuel block.
I can make biofuel block.
Biofuel block from pence.
Glass from salt.
Watcher from Fiverr's Pope.
grease first aid mild acid oh here's where I cook some mods
okay
And then, I need a battery, oh but any more copper, and then I need another lead, and
another wiring tape.
Hey copper, why is it always copper bro, it's always fucking copper.
It's always fucking copper bro.
And let's go to Ruby Way.
We have to go to Wander and Ruby.
But where, Ruby's here, where's Wander?
Oh Wander's this way.
Oh, oh wait, Wander's, is Wander in that place?
Why was Wander talking to me from the other area?
Wander was talking to me from the other place.
Oh God.
I want to try, I'm going to try these like, just like me.
5 elevator.
20 seconds.
Oh yeah, this.
Oh, that goes so fast now.
There's nothing in here.
I'm going up.
I can't go there yet.
I can't go there yet because I need the resin neighbor.
I need a shit ton of copper first.
I do have the recipe but I need copper.
We'll find some.
We'll just go to Ruby in the meantime I think.
It's not just this.
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
This is going this way.
Oh
I'm going pretty fast
Oh
Bangler
Who is here that?
It's the lady. She's whispering again.
She's fucking whispering bro, you not hear her?
He's whispering to me.
Oh, Thor, thank you so much for the gift it shows that you were like this day, thank you.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
It's not just that kind of stuff.
It keeps farting on me!
Oh, this is where the movie is.
I'm not prepared to die.
I'm not prepared to die.
What?
What did you just say?
Prepare to die.
I'm not prepared to die.
He's actually so close.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh, that thing is huge!
That thing is huge!
I'm not cooking scary, you fuck off!
I'll tear a starship wreck detected.
I'll tear a starship wreck.
This is so fucking dark. Holy shit.
Hey, Gunzel, you hear that? It's out, close. Everybody get your flares ready. Keep them
away from the kids. Two, two of them! Hey, Omara! Uh oh.
Did she get eaten?
Did she get eaten because that really doesn't look like bones.
I'm so scared. I'm so scared. It's so dark. It's so dark. I'm so scared. Oh my god.
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-ch!
Sh!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my ..
Yep!
모양研究
its by my feet and my blood
I didn't find copper.
Shit.
We need copper to make the resonator.
Shit.
Please pop her to make the resonator.
Why is there no power in my body?!
Why does this save the power?
Save it for me!
Save the power for me!
Save it for me at night time!
Sheeshaw!
Potato!
Nothing to store power in!
The most sun and power management is more of a thing in this game than the first one.
You're a morphe.
You're a bee, you morphe.
Oh, what do you know?
Oh, that looks like a neck and a heart.
I'm in clappers.
I'm in clappers.
I'm in clappers.
Hold on.
30 seconds.
That came to battery.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
All systems online, welcome aboard.
I'm trying to remember where I found them.
Where's on the leg?
I
Burping
I'll burp it on me ocean.
in that one base with one. You remember which one? It was like in a chest right? Oh I don't
I do not like that. I do not like that at all.
Nope.
Nope, I fucking hated that. I hated that.
Oh, I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
I'm so terrified.
I'm terrified.
Oh no, I'm so scared.
Alright, I'll come back down here.
Is that like a dead little white and holy shit?
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up on this game.
I heard a comb bloom is produced by an infected angel comb.
The comb contains useful adaptations, but it must be cleared of virus.
Treatment must begin with the juvenile combs nearby.
Following infected rock bores may lead you to these juveniles.
30 seconds.
I see, so I need...
60.
Two banals.
Seek fresh water intake.
I'll drink water underwater.
30 seconds.
Have a bubble pee.
Bubble me!
Open air, mate! Bubble me, mate!
I'm pretty full.
I'm pretty full on stuff.
I'm trying to pull on stuff.
Right, so I want to go over there, eventually, we'll meet again.
I think I got another sign and there's no more farting creatures.
I'll get him in an hour one.
You piece of shit.
I was born they had me
There's never enough copper in my life and I need all the copper I can get
Oh, building a scanner will help find lead.
I don't need a system chip.
I don't need a system chip.
A wire cannon!
Oh god!
Wait, I need more copper and cool.
I need more copper and cool.
Any more copper and cool and...
Any more copper.
Any more.
Help me!
La la la la la la la!
Mommy!
Don't be an a bitch!
What if I go down here?
I'm so scared I'm getting out of here.
Oh my God!
I've never tightened my butt cheeks so hard in my life!
This whispering to me, they're whispering!
My butt cheeks!
That's not very nice.
You shouldn't shock someone. You shouldn't shock a lady.
It's real. You do not shock a lady. That is so real.
The road is that you could have ever done.
Sir, you are cancelled!
Cancel, sir!
Now we must find a ward.
Or can I find a portseed?
A portseed? Where are you, portsees?
Oh, poor team!
There's... I know there is force by the shell things.
What shell things?
Dude! Everything looks like a shell thing!
Bring it up here!
With this fucking ocean, it's all shells!
Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
Look at this troll, treasures untoward.
How many wonders can one tower in hold?
It's looking around here, you think.
It's fucking got everything!
She's got that gadgets and gizmos upland!
What the fuck is that?
Hey come back here, I'ma scan you.
And here.
Oh no my- oh my god the shit is back!
And here.
Oh no, my... Oh my god, this shit needs batteries so fast!
Ah, who's eatin' wasps got no more!
You want some more bulbs?
I got twenty!
But there's no big deal!
I want more!
I want to be where the petal are I want to see I want to see them
Oh my god, current
Pick the battery for the flashlight if I have this I don't
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
It's a kiss!
Oh
Seek fresh water intake
I'm back here. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
What the fuck up?
I'm worried the fish will be reprinting.
Sub-Sep!
Warning! Power Off-Line!
Raaaaaaarrrrrrr!
It's a station!
I need you to search for me search for me this thing for me, please
I'm gonna curl myself!
He's sick!
And this is why she has power issues.
A-ba-ba-ba! Woo-hoo!
There are clouds in the sky today.
It'sなぁいスペースナアス ペースナアス ペースナアス
Poe sloake.
Space life! Space life, isn't it?
And it's Space Laws, isn't it? Space Laws, isn't it?
Space Laws, isn't it?
Arora Boarawas
Space life, innit?
I'm gonna give you space life.
How much life do you want in your space?
There are some best scuba divers on Earth!
But we're not on earth.
We're not on earth, though.
That means I'm the worst.
I mean I'm the worst though!
You said I'm the worst!
My dammit.
Are we all the worst?
I think it's the point in trying.
Thank you.
Alamala!
Thanks, Alamala, for the five gift and sums.
Thanks, Alamala.
Aromela.
Thanks, Aromela.
Thanks, Aromela.
so much that thank you
panic mp3 thank you panic mp3 for 10 gifted subs
How do you get to this core?
I just saw the cat tacos on. I got tacos in the ocean.
I came to this planet with tacos on.
Why does it sound like I got tacos on?
I went down on the catwalk with my tacos on.
Excuse me.
I
Use in Spanish are called back off
Like high heels
That only tackle
Power connected all systems online
There's no fucking red. That means there's no red anywhere.
Kill me.
I have to scan it? I did scan it! I scanned it! Put my scanner! If I... I'm gonna go down
And if I see lead there, I'm going to shove lead up your butt.
And pull it up there.
Get ready.
Get ready to see lead.
Up your butt.
BAM!
OPEN UP!
THE LEAD IS COMING UP YOUR BUTT!
There's no fucking letting 300 fucking meters bro.
My balls.
Moonpool!
Moonpool!
Moonpool!
Moonpool!
Moonpool!
Moonpool!
I'm on a fucking vehicle, so no moonpool yet.
Oh, I could have made a habitat beacon.
Dive elevator?
I deal for establishing work space.
Hey, I don't wanna sleep with you!
I'm gonna put it here.
Fuck a fuck.
Why is it like that?
Why can't it be close to the wall?
Perfection.
Well might as well just scan for some shit there, uh, necrolasis.
Wait a minute.
Get the big stuff on the shit.
Mild acid.
Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama!
Uh... Copper?
I found Leadmouse. It was in Chat's butt.
I knew it!
Might as well get Silver, I guess.
For this, Lithium?
Cigarette debris, bloom infestation.
Oh my god, it's all gonna be down there, isn't it?
Click on the balls?
Welcome aboard!
What happened when I click on the balls?
Oh!
Well hopefully we can find some more lead somewhere I don't know
Oh, Gib, you're so sweet.
Thank you very much, you don't have to do anything, I'm just happy that you're here,
you're so kind.
Thank you so much, you're so sweet.
Thank you Gib, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Where'd it go?
Uh oh.
Now you got off it.
Where'd it go?
Oh.
Get out of here!
What are you doing here?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god there's two sons.
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
I'm a little hammer, I'll beat you up!
I'll beat you up, I got my hammer!
Whoa!
Tell me seconds!
Whoa!
What's this?
Oh!
I would like to find more early.
Why am I asking this region is dominated by a single species of large genie?
Demons are in an ecological crisis.
Jelly?
What's this?
There's nothing in here!
You hear the field notes go.
Day 400.
Bad news.
I see signs of eutrophication.
There are a lot of jellies here.
They're feeding on decay.
Somewhere in this ocean,
everything is dying,
and it's causing runaway growth here.
Eutrophication.
The jellies will poison the water,
and this place will die too.
This is how mass
stations get started. I'll leave a copy of this log to mark the current edge of the telegrowth.
Open belly mate.
Okay, for this one, I don't know how to drill that with turbine.
So, nasty infected jellies, okay?
No, they'll have infected jellies, but they won't leave me sick!
Seek caloric intake.
They want to eat me shit?
Of course they won't!
30 seconds
They want to eat me shit!
I don't have water
I thought I'd find a letter or something, but um, nope.
Now we know what they look like though.
It's up early at an o'clock bro, let's go.
Oh that's a cool cute city.
Pretty!
Necrolay.
Anthro Bratsy and Necrolay.
A jelly.
These are jellies!
Hello jelly.
Pretty jelly.
Seek fresh boost intake.
Hello.
Hello jelly.
Oh, there's so many of them.
Ew, look, that's his butthole!
Oh, have I been in here?
I don't recall being in here.
Oh my god, how did I make it over here?
How do I get in here?
Oh no, I don't have water.
I gotta go back home.
as much as I want to explore this thing
look what that is
it was calling to me man
Oh, that's the angel kind of thing.
It's calling me!
Welcome aboard.
Mary.
Some more water?
Oh.
Any more fish?
Okay, now they're just chilling here.
there's waiting for me to pick them up to kill them welcome aboard
You gonna eat them?
You don't want to eat them?
He's got quite a bit of silver, uh, north eastern liferock, you can find a giant spaceship
red led all around it over here
we need to make that thing
oh guys red guys red
Oh, a sweet fluid resembles a cherry moya fruit, edible with some spitting.
I wonder what else I can do with this.
You
You're not deep.
Get away from me.
I'm busy. I have a job today.
It's not just a cross.
Oh
I don't know. Ah, it's looking at me
I thought those were eyes looking either red or blue.
It is very, very dark.
It's gonna be seconds.
It's gonna be seconds.
It's so dark in here.
Holy.
It's so dark in here, holy shit.
This is so scary.
Help.
Get the little rodents around it.
Okay, let's get out of here.
It's so dark.
Oh my God it's so fucking dark, I hope I'm not scared...
I hope I'm not scared, it's really dark.
I see nothing around.
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh, there's so much lead here.
I
Like this is the bloodline
I don't even want to see what that is!
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I don't know what the fuck that was, but holy shit.
Oh my god, that was terrifying.
Oh my god, oh, my fucking stomach, I felt a little bit of fear.
Oh, I'm not...
I look friendly, you can even see it!
I can not come in the ship, Shut up!
No I can't.
I can't come in the ship, Shut up, Shut up!
I just need to make a line kit and now I can make the resonance.
The resonator's blueprints include several components not based on all terrarium designs
or any known human engineering.
Despite these irregularities, the resonator will selectively fracture mineral deposits
and a narrow range of alien biomolecules.
Alien biomolecules.
I'm just gonna keep one batter in here.
Can you shoot fish with that? I think I can.
But first, let me get some fish to keep with this.
Holy shit, I didn't do shit.
Can't do nothing!
Does that have to be closer?
What?
I was serious when I said I was going to kill the entire Oakland.
Did you just thought I was joking?
I'm serious.
I'm gonna kill the whole ocean.
I hope I get more slots.
Oh, I forgot to put a marking on the other base. That's fine.
Oh!
Ow!
I forgot to put a marking on the other- on the- on the wreck.
It's not- it's not easel.
I'll remember.
I'll remember.
30 seconds.
I don't remember this.
Oh.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
I'm a lot of they're attacking me I can shoot them but the charge is so slow
I'm gonna bring a thing with me.
The virus forces it to park an entrance into the rock-port below, 30 seconds, wintering
nearby. Destroy the surrounding cankers to help clear the virus. I must destroy the
cankers. Okay, let me go get health pack and then I'll come back.
Come on, it was literally right there.
Welcome aboard.
You wanna make one?
I need fiber though and I don't have any fiber.
I'll bring it with me.
Smart me.
It was this one, right?
Look!
Thank you so much for the 5 pieces of STKL.
Oh my god. Help!
Can't wait for me!
Is that the last one?
Oh!
Print ghost justification.
Re-trenching
Well, that's not bad
I lost a first aid kit
Panic
Wait till the cursor goes green.
Okay, I want to pick up my thingy.
Is it going to grow now?
Whoa, what is this?
Whoa, there's so much quarks in here!
What?
Eat a bubble.
Thank you.
Nice.
Uh oh.
Bubble!
It's right next to my house too!
Welcome aboard.
Thanks.
Thanks bro.
I just go in here.
What else can I make?
I can't go for course looks like a high-five oh my god those kind of look like high-five
I'm sorry.
Uh...
Hello?
Power transmitter extends the range of a power source, exploits the tumor-murderized
process to transmit high-frequency current through INIC water.
Wait, what?
Wait for Hydro Turbine?
Wait for Hydro Turbopower, die elevator, Reaper look like, oh my god, OOOH!
He's so big!
He's too big!
If you were smart, I thought he was going to be small.
He's too big!
Small coral jar.
Painted Tree Pulsar, Lost River, the Lost River from the other game!
Oh, it's from the other game!
Oh.
Oh.
The zone is a dragon to shut up.
I was scared, but not anymore.
Wait.
A tree.
A tree, a tree, a tree.
Isn't that a tree?
I like the other tree, the underwater tree, remember, the underground tree?
This tree's ugly.
I can't be cute like the other tree, but I got to be ugly, I like the ugly tree.
Welcome aboard.
Ugly ass tree.
I'm sorry.
Eat caca bro.
I put her in a storage. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.
Put something here.
Boiledy fiber salad.
What the fuck you got ye lead?
Blah.
You can build a moon well for peace yourself as one stand away too.
Oh
Wait what?
Like a corridor
Oh my god!
I moved the scroll wheel by accident and I discovered it.
In no way.
That's crazy.
What are you doing?
I should put the moon wall like out here wait wait this way
What the fuck was that?
I don't like that.
Check out the side.
I need a dark doll.
Looking to, like, near?
Oh, no way!
What?
What?
Are you for real?
Oh my god!
I'm losing my mind right now!
What?
What do you mean?
I'm losing my mind right now!
What do you mean you could just do that?
Oh my god, people are going to get creative, holy shit.
I can't believe it.
I'm gonna get some food, cause I'm hungry.
Excuse me, I need a gourmet meal, please. Excuse me!
I feel like all the... all the... they...
Everything that I feel like bug me is now gone.
How is that possible?
Everything where I was like, oh man, I wish it was like this.
And now it is.
How did they know?
They knew that's what we wanted.
How did they know?
Oh, is that lightning?
See lots of lights.
Far away.
Wow, devs have listened to the community feedback.
What?
What the book?
Huh?
Am I m-m-m-me?
Am I m-m-m-me?
Bro, the tree is calling me too. I think we gotta go to that fucking tree.
Refund bases?
Hmm...
I think I'll keep this one in here.
Oh, oops.
I'm searching for treasures.
Searching for shit ton of treasures.
I feel like we haven't even scratched the surface of everything.
Is this the other angel comb I have to go to?
I have to go to the other angel comb.
Shoe bro cabbage!
Can you eat it?
Oh my god, I got a symbiote.
Oh, Wander died of blood loss.
She was attacked by a marrow breach.
Wander died of low.
Wander died about 245,000 hours ago. Wander's black box transmitted her to a biobet in habitat, despite elevated levels of contamination, particularly retroviral DNA. Wander was reprinted without a reset. Wander's life continued.
And now, it's Wander and Anita.
Ruby.
Ruby died of a spinal cord fracture.
She was attacked by a marrow breach.
Ruby had severe veremia.
Ruby died surrounded by her colleagues.
Ruby died about 3, 235,000 hours ago.
Ruby's black box transmitted her to an unknown bio bed.
No return telemetry was received.
Ruby's status cannot be determined from this black box.
Uh-oh.
Holy shit.
Wait, but she died surrounded by her colleagues!
Underwater?
25 years ago?
Uh...
Child of Mogami Kinu uses mother's name as
Matronemic in Mongolian fashion.
Frequently disciplined for a risky exploration, like other young pioneers important to Colony Morale.
Wanda reported a parasite attached to the Meryl Breach. Wanda regretted not using flares to distract her attacker.
Wanda reported that the viral bloom did not match the strain of protea virus detected in Colony's blood.
was blood, concluded that the bloom virus was not responsible for Mace Field Syndrome,
recommended treating the viral bloom with appropriate tools. Once treated, the nearby
angel cones may be a useful source of adaptations.
Oh my, Ruby was a part of the group that fled their old habitat towards the eastern edge
of the biome. Following their trail to their destination may reveal their ultimate fate.
Oh shit, we are following a trail.
Hurricane Tortilla?
Wife of S. Ganz, the Ganzerig experienced pilot of both remote and first person aerospace vehicles on the Mongolian Stupids.
Limited underwater experience, excellent spatial skills, highly performant under stress, displays initial symptoms of reprint fixation syndrome,
syndrome obsession with recordings of one's own death
I can't believe it!
Sorry, Faisy!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi!
Are there two suns? Yes. Have I gone in this one?
I've come in here.
Yeah, I've been in this all night.
He's so cute, he's such a cute thing.
He's a little cutie.
Where is O?
Is this the intercom?
Angel come, angel come, angel come, gonna call my angels there.
I don't like that creature, I don't like that creature, I don't like that creature, I don't
I don't like that creature in there.
The viral bloom is produced by an infected angel cone.
It contains useful adaptations, but it must be cleared of virus.
One of the juveniles feeding it has been treated.
One remains.
Oh, I gotta find the other juvenile, I guess.
Can't fit more than six kids?
Are you live on Twitch? No.
No.
No.
No.
What was that?
Where can we find where the other one is?
If we look for these...
Okay, so this is the one that we picked, right?
I'm not safe.
For goodness sake
I will follow the other route then
Oh
This looks good
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Don't mind me.
Just trying to get rid of these pinkers.
I'm gonna get rid of these damn pinkers.
You
Are
I said stop!
Free this one, please!
To make complete!
Bring it back on me!
How am I going in here?
Hell yeah!
Hey, hey you!
Oh my god, that little...
That little thing was in there, just chilling.
Oh, let me take a breath first.
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Take a breath!
Ah!
Oh boy.
I hope there's air somewhere.
I hope there's air somewhere.
I hope there's air somewhere.
Am I dying?
I do this?
I can't.
I will probably die in here.
I will die in there!
I did it not in there.
I did it not in there, what do you even say to me?
Oh shit.
There's butterflies in here.
Shit, I don't like that thing.
I know it probably does nothing but...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Holy shit.
You've affected organisms to stay heightened aggression.
Heightened aggression!
It is excellent that you must not die there.
Everything you saw was a mistake.
You should have been able to find a strategy to stop the shots.
We've had all the angel currency.
I'm going to be the one who can do things in the future.
I recommend you insert your hand into its core.
What's up with this apple?
Okay, I'm going to go finger that angel.
Home.
Be right back, guys.
I'm going to go finger the fucking angel home.
Got a genetic material detected.
Sleep on it.
Adapting heat shock proteins.
Your body can now survive elevated water temperatures.
Ugh!
No, yes!
I'm going home!
Ugh!
Oh my god, give it to me now!
Let me add a wolf woman, Loblo.
Power connected. All systems online.
Welcome aboard!
Ah.
Go baby some food.
Intentionally prepared human digestible ration made at a fabricator.
I kinda wanna try it.
Very human.
Very human.
Very human.
Wow, very human meal.
Why does it look like that?
Why does it look like that?
What does it look like back?
Wait, I'm going to make the room bigger and then we'll build a moon full.
Making the room a little bit bigger.
That is crazy.
This is big enough.
Yeah, you can edit the room from the inside or outside.
Chad, did you see this?
Look, for those of you who didn't see it earlier.
This is crazy.
The fact that we could do this...
Uh, what?
Excuse me!
Do we like to put a tiny room here?
Or a small room here like this?
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
You're insane, what?
Are you kidding me?
Is this sponsored?
No!
This is not sponsored!
Holy shit!
Welcome aboard!
I think this is good here.
Welcome aboard.
Yay!
You can make the moon pool custom sizes.
Oh
This is the biggest signal
holy shit wait can't you just put like oh another mumpal
warning power offline
control oh my god this is not sponsored by the way I'm genuinely like going crazy
I hear a dolphin.
That mouse is not a dolphin, you stupid dummy.
You're not even on Earth.
I'm not a power who cares.
I mean I have power but I have heart.
I mean I have power but I have heart.
That's in soul.
I mean, I'm a power black. I'm gonna have a hardened soul.
Shut up!
Alien dolphin.
I got heat intolerance now.
Pump pay worms!
Are you saying I share the DNA of a pump pay worm?
I have worm DNA in me?
Say thanks, Stephola Carfus.
No.
What are the three other genetic compatibilities I can get?
Whoa.
Oh, Bioreactor!
Oh my god, I need more, I need to find the rest of these, I need, I need to find the rest of these.
I need the rest of these hydroelectric turbine, bioreactor,
hard-pull fragment, repair tool.
I will track my progress.
Wall rack.
What the fuck outta here?
I'm trying for more exploration, but I am not, I don't have enough batteries.
My batteries, my batteries, my batteries.
My batteries, my batteries.
My batteries.
My batteries.
Maybe we want to play Subnautica, bro.
Play Subnautica 1, play Subnautica 2, this is not sponsored.
I love the first game, I love the second game.
I'm addicted to the second game already.
I already see the time, and it's endless time for pumpkining, and I'm already sad.
Because I want to be playing.
play below zero don't play that
Is it thick?
Is it thick?
Is it thick?
Oh, I'm taking better steps!
It's me, don't go let's man!
We're playing Astroneer tomorrow, holy shit!
We're playing Astroneer tomorrow with Mushoka Girls.
I'm excited about that one. I've been wanting to play that one.
I'll play No Mind Sky.
Oh, shit.
I got that milk money
I got that milk money
I hurt you in the mood for a little milkshake
Welcome to the territory that just loves factory way
Damn
Fix you up straight
Coming in the front door, living in the back door
We could flip it high
Been more than extra service to give it to you
Didn't mean to make you nervous
Young mother fucker
You got that, you got that, you got that milk money
I got that, I got that, I got that milk money
I got that milk money
I got that milf money
I got that milf money
Me and the girls, up in the club
I hate assholes, but I think you're the fuck
Running amok on a spot
But I'm the boy like a puppy's mom
I've been working all week
Now where the hell is my drink?
Hair and nails, I'm fleek
I'm a girl, so I'm fleek
Cause I and D E P E N D E N T
Do you know what that means?
Can't see me
I'm okay
I'm a slave
You got that
You got that
You got that
K紹 Because of me
I got that
I got that
I got that
No money
You got that
You got that
You got that
No money
I got that
I got that
I got that
No money
I've been whipping this up
I've been tapping this up
I've been waiting my turn
I've been working so hard
Your turn it turned up
And I can't stop
Now I've been running so long
I've been vibing so strong
I've had it
I've needed it
I got it so high
Help!
I'll feed you this meal
Hey, so what? I did it the top of the hill
Man, I did it, don't forget it, motherfucker
I kill!
Oh my god, you wanna see a milf snag?
Let's! I do!
Let me see you milf snag!
I do!
I got the milf snag!
I got the milf snag!
I got the milf snag!
Let me see you milf snag!
Oh my god, why is she so hot?
Really?
Ah fuck...
Why is she so fucking hot?
I'm a squirrel.
You're a squirrel?
Did Amy make you nervous?
Hello, I need more of you.
I need more of you!
I need another one of you!
I need another one of you!
What the fuck?
Growl!
Who turned on the sun again?
So fast!
There are two suns inside of me.
And two sons inside of me.
Two sons.
A baby son and a big fat son.
Look at the little baby son.
It looks like a nipple on the sun.
Teddy son.
It'll leave some.
Wow, look at that.
Red Abort Bay.
Hey, you look like you need another one.
one. You look like you need another one. Hey, you look like you also need one.
You can find the turbine, you can find power night, I must find the turbine, quick guys,
quick, oh hold on, I need the batteries, the batteries, the batteries, oh no, oh no,
There's a big wreck in the north east we found, we might have some plans.
To the wreck in the north east though, before it pass out.
And I go pumpkin mode.
Oh no, I gotta drop some stuff off.
Quick before it turn pumpkin.
Welcome aboard.
People will clip and take everything I say out of context and post it online, but they'll
I don't know what it said.
Excuse me!
Excuse me, sirs!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
There's stuff in here.
It's a tannium.
Fuck me!
Tell us your secrets!
I am titanium!
Wait, the thing that I do...
Hey! Get away from me!
I will fucking hammer your ass. I will hammer you like a hammerhead, sir.
I will hammer your- I will hammer you like a hammerhead, sir!
There were rumors out there on the DSF when it spread, so they passed over the steps.
I don't know about that.
But it hit us so fast, it did really ride on the outside of our ships.
Go to the sports ship, fly to space, we called it Karal, the curse, not all of us
spoke Mongolian, but we knew that word, Karabu, the way for Karabu, Carpets, Tvaruga and monsters
would grow, if you didn't have nanos they would grow in you too, we had to leave everything,
Now this, the virus that fills this ocean and fills our blood.
We thought it was Kara at first, but it's not a bacterium.
How can a virus cross between alien species?
So discerpt.
Nahimatar is to explain it to me.
It's Kara who?
I don't understand how such a gifted young woman
can be such anger.
Or why she seeks me out.
Excuse me?
Why is she taking you out, bro?
She wants your...
DP?
LeBB
Guys, where is the opening?
Oh
Mom you'll knock the pamphlet
Well, I know how to get in here now, so...
And a lot of them!
Thank you so much for the thank yous, it's um...
Oh, but in really quick...
What the f**k is that?
Oh, got the repair tool.
I got the repair tool.
Oh, I'm guessing I have to restore this.
The repair tool. Yes.
I gotta come back here with the repair tool to open that.
Repair tool!
Wow, we've got so much stuff!
Take fresh water intake.
Any assault and a barracer will do wonder.
It will change your life. We're gonna change our lives today.
30 seconds.
What if the water wasn't soaked? It was not soaked water.
What if it wasn't soaked water?
What if not so water?
Okay, we made... what do we make?
Apple Doc vehicle fabricator.
Bioreactor.
We need to make...
...a cleaning it.
We'll do the bioreactors first. Good, so thank you so much for the 5 digits all. Thank you, good. Thank you, thank you.
This takes any of them and then what?
Hoppering it.
Change recipe.
Hoppering it.
Oh no.
We need more copper.
Fuck, it's always more copper, bro.
Wait!
Oh, it might not be enough, though.
It might not be enough.
Oh yeah, I can mine the copper nodes now.
That's true with this thing.
Oh my god.
Clutch.
The vial reactor here again.
I'll react her.
Who in here?
I'm out of time to catch some fish.
Oh my god.
I'm too cat-song-fake.
I can't catch it, don't let me pick it up.
Welcome aboard.
Whoa.
wave. So now, we equal fabricator tadpole dock. Alright, we need silver and titanium and copper.
We'll do a scan.
We'll do a scan now.
For copper.
What's this little thing that was here?
We have some people.
That only gives four?
Five?
I get four?
Five?
Oh, what the fuck?
I have to get five?
I don't know.
My beacon is like,
on the floor.
Or a scan.
Five is funny.
As hoops.
Not for me.
Not for me. Am I greed?
Well, but if the game helps, I'm gonna pump in soon and I have to go.
Eddie can't stream tonight because I need to record music!
Oh, man!
Brother!
The snakes!
Touchy seconds.
The noetic advisor has transmitted the word.
Return to the lifeboard at your convenience.
Return to the lifeboard at your convenience.
No...
It's A.
I don't want any response to it.
I don't want to have responsibilities, it can't make me.
Ooh, these glow blue.
I thought I could hurt it.
Turns out I was wrong.
We'll be right on on.
I don't want to have responsibilities.
I want to do whatever I want.
But I record 2 songs by Monday.
The power's still on!
The power's still on!
The power's still on!
Pad Coltane.
I have a special request, investigator.
I can't call it personal because I'm not a person.
But it could really increment my value function, you know?
One of my kin is still alive.
What the fuck do you mean?
I detected your frequency code from an active Nullin-Hunter.
It's housed in a deep facility. It calls the Tadpole Pants.
Oh my god.
You may want a tadpole of your own to get down there.
Maybe it can tell us what became of the colony.
And how to avoid the same fate.
Same location uploaded to your PDA.
Maybe use a solo.
Maybe use a solo.
Seek fresh water intake.
Maybe use a seek.
Eat caca.
Solo.
Maybe use a solo.
Why solo?
Okay I need to make, uh, four titanium ingots.
Uh oh, it killed the pilot.
kill the power no to self
do not try to make shit while it's night time no to self don't make shit
while it is night time don't do that
As I say, I love the look of all this, like I love this.
This is so cool.
The fact that it's not a normal hatch anymore is like, woo!
Welcome aboard.
It's so neon.
I love neon.
Neon lights.
All the colors.
But darkness over there.
But...
Can I get this fire survival movie?
Cool savings.
You can eat these.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow!
Wow!
I didn't know you could eat!
Oh, this is fire!
Oh! That's good to know!
Give me bubble!
Bubble for me!
look at him, he's shivering there, freak
I feel like Lil Mermaid.
There's a little mermaid under the sea.
There's a little mermaid under the sea.
There's a little mermaid under the sea.
Oh, you're back assholes!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
I will kick him!
I will kick him!
I will!
Umm...
I need more offer to be honest.
Offer?
No! For! What the fuck?
Be closer to me please.
Oh, there's a problem right outside the door!
Right outside the gate!
Right outside the gate.
I love the fact that it pulls from the fucking lockers now.
convenient perfection thank you
I'm making my life easy now
Okay, I need to make one more.
Oh, you don't have enough titanium?
Oh, shit.
There's not enough?
What do you mean?
There's not enough?
What do you mean?
Seek caloric intake.
Who's three?
I have to hit load? Oh, I'm so stupid.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm actually dumb. I'm dumb as a girl, I...
A pumpkining is happening.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Okay, we have enough here now we need to
Wait, silver?
Copper.
I need one silver, one copper.
One...
Oh, fuck!
No! I didn't mean to!
Help! That's all!
Hello.
Hello!
Aaaaaaah!
Heeeeeee!
Heeeeeee!
Heeeeeee!
I need to catch a one-brave.
Way not empty.
Silver.
Then I need two glass and two copper wires.
I can't make that because I don't have OOF.
Black.
Yes.
And then two copper wires.
Uh-oh.
Need to go for...
I'm making now vehicle fabricator has to be attached to a moon pole.
Very good.
And I look for a copper.
Where is it?
I
Welcome aboard!
I'm going to make it a wire.
Now, come here, and this.
Oh my god.
You made the deck.
Welcome aboard.
The dock.
I'm pulled off.
Now you have to make the actual vehicle.
The vehicle needs two titanium ingots, one glass, one system chip, and one power cell.
Oh, mild acid, how do I make strong acid?
Oh, I need Necrolay fists.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
What's happening?
There's seriously only one in the vicinity?
Papi!
I'm not a gift today for the gift itself.
It's a special thank you for the gift. It's a good time. Sorry I didn't say something earlier.
Perhaps today is the 5th gift. It's a...
My brain is starting to turn to mush.
Oh...
I don't wanna like, try to get that... Oh no.
We'll go get it and then I'll go to sleep.
I'm gonna go to sleep.
I'm funky.
Macro-Lay-Sis.
What does it even look like?
Something keeps roaring at me.
Oh, such a surprise.
I see it.
A think little mole.
Look, they're like little moles.
3, 4, what a good location I live in.
Very close to a lot of things.
Wait, thank you for the 5 gifts itself, Zulu.
I'm very close to a lot of things.
I feel like my base is a good spot.
I could have also put the base over here.
No, I'm all about the base, but the base no travels.
What if I made the whole ocean my days?
I expanded the rooms as far as I could until it was just my facility.
Welcome aboard.
Corporal maxing.
Loading the processor.
What's the light up? Is it dark?
Mark?
I don't know about that base, but the base no trouble.
Already?
It's a castle.
Now I have to make the chip. The system chip.
Oh no, I need more clapper. Kill me!
Clapper.
We'll build the thing and then I'll end my screams.
I'm scared.
Where is it?
It's right there.
Where is it?
Where is my cloth?
Where's my cop?
Where the fuck is my way, my copper?
Why is the stage down there and I can't see it?
So...
So, just...
So, just...
So, just...
So, just...
So, just...
So, just...
I wanna go in there.
I guess I'm gonna have to go inside there.
I
Oh
Hello, give me the bubble!
Give me!
Hey!
I'm right in my house!
Welcome aboard!
What the heck?
I'm right on my house!
I'll go wiring...
and then hit...
some chips!
Then I have to make one more titanium engine.
Uh oh, I don't have enough titanium.
Don't worry, we'll get more.
Um, close, close by.
Right outside.
The sea is talking to me.
Where did it go?
Uh...
One pass I did?
Oh.
Right here.
Ah.
Is it under?
Is that it?
I'll be so pissed.
There's more, but I don't know how to get in there.
There's an opening.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
Uh-oh.
I think that's good.
I don't know.
Back to my house!
Seek caloric intake.
I'll get caloric intake, don't worry.
Welcome aboard.
Oh, that gave me a lot.
Chloric intake.
Welcome aboard.
Scary.
St. Chloric intake.
Ah.
Oh, sweet.
Welcome aboard!
Mary?
St. Caloric, in tape!
Ah!
Oh, sweet dark home.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
I bet it'll die.
I'm surprised.
It's still working.
I'm shocked.
Absolutely shocked.
I'm not surprised I didn't know I'd rather die.
It's pressing!
I can't put a Z, it's so fucking dark.
It's so dark.
Hurry up son, come outside.
Turn on son, turn on.
Son, turn off. Whoa.
Hey, is this really Earth's planet like coming out of the ring? Like what the fuck?
It used to be like in the ring and now like the ring is like behind it.
Oh, what is going on?
It's so foggy.
It's super foggy today.
Welcome aboard.
Where are we today?
My padpole!
Woah!
Padpole!
Oh my god, look how it looks!
Oh my god, look how it looks!
I am a little Spawn!
Woohoo!
Little Spawn, me!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god, that's so cool!
I say we change the name to the mouse pod.
Mouse pod?
I hope I can make the pink, I hope I can make everything pink.
The walls, the floor, the typos.
You can put stories on the back?
No.
You can.
The upgrades.
Oh
That's gonna be so paint
I wonder if we can.
This is just the vehicle fabricator.
There has to be more, huh?
He didn't for a walk in the back.
What do you mean?
A story?
I'm gonna go to the padbook then, I'm gonna go there so bad.
I want to go to bed.
Look, I want to go to the temple panel.
Whoa, are we going to be able to go to a cave that looks like this?
Whoa.
Oh.
I can't stop yawning.
But I can't stop yawning!
I can't stop yawning. Help! I can't stop yawning!
I can't stop the yawn.
I can't stop the yawn.
I don't wanna stop playing.
I wanna keep on playing.
I
Well, I guess, I guess I'll go go bed now, even though I don't want to.
Oh, yo, yo, a hype train?
I can't leave now.
I can't leave while there's a hype train.
I just started.
I just started.
It can die.
It'll die.
It'll die anyway.
That was fun. I love subnautica. I like subnautica. It's so good. It's so good. It tastes good.
It tastes like candy.
It tastes like candy.
It tastes like candy.
I won't eat it.
Hello!
Thank you so much for the 5 gifts.
Thank you very much. Thank you guys so much.
Thank you for hanging out with me.
These are spending 13 hours of your day with me.
I appreciate it so much.
I am not going to be on tonight
because I have to record.
I fucking record God damn it I fucking record be stupid
Dory thank you so much for the time you deserve I fucking record
Not a fork in record.
Two songs!
Ugh!
What the fuck, Gim?
Thank you for the fact you get to
Thank you for the 50 get the subs, WTF!
GIGACHAT GIMB!
You did not have to do that, thank you so much!
Thank you for the 50 get the subs!
We have 15k subs!
Let's go! Thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you guys!
Thank you guys so much!
Thank you guys so much!
That was fun!
Some articles are very fun!
I just too many games out.
Too many games to play, not a lot of time.
There are so many games so little time.
I don't play out of wilds.
We got to play Ross's Mario Maker 2 level.
I'll probably do that on Sunday, maybe?
Maybe Sunday?
Oh my king, I'm probably going to play more somnatic on Sunday.
I'm just fucking kidding.
Oh my god, we haven't even been on the island, the drama island.
Look!
They haven't seen the drama on our island.
Look at this week.
Oh, also, I have to play Warframe.
I wanna play Warframe this week.
Oh, shit, maybe on Sunday we'll play Warframe on Sunday.
I need to catch up, bro.
I gotta catch up Warframe, catch up.
Gotta play catch up with Warframe, catch up.
Gotta play catch up.
I just made it to the 1999 stop. I made it to the train station. I was like what the
What the fuck is this train?
I was like, what is this fucking train, bro?
I was like, what?
What am I looking at?
And then I almost got hit by the train.
God damn it.
Ruby thinks so much when I get to self-fired and see it.
Thank you so much for the gift of sub-raise!
Thank you so much for the gift of sub-
Thank you very very much.
Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Get the timer going! Nope, no sub-atom until September! No sub-atom!
Nope!
I'll see you there sleep guys. I forgot to tell you you know we had some sub goals that had to do with the show
Joe um I'm saying you guys know um those are all null and void we ain't doing any of
anything to add to do will be so do is gone
just let it eat up
just let it eat up
oh why you say that? what do you mean why do I say that?
what do you mean by that?
to all the yogurt males in chat
yeah yogurt males
you are dominant and you will give subs to iron now
I don't know.
You younger males.
And all of these things, I want you to find it yourself.
It's all Mushoku now.
It's Mushoku now.
We're Mushoku girls.
We ain't got no job.
Hey, they're out of jobs.
I know you didn't just say that, Excel.
I swear to God, I'm not going to read what you just wrote.
Excel?
Come over here, they'll land pop out.
The one I bought bought XL.
And one I bought bought.
XL the one I bought bought.
Man fucker.
Westie pretending to sell the one I bought bought.
Come over here.
I'll give you bought bought.
I'll buy puppy.
The one I bought bought.
Papa no bought bought.
In Spanish, Palpao is... I'm gonna give you... I'm gonna spank your butt.
It's the little Palpao.
Spank your butt is Palpao.
I'm gonna spank your butt.
In Spanish.
The little Palpao.
In Palpao, the little Palpao.
It's not Palpao. It's Palpao.
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Oh my god, I have 728 hours in Stardew Valley.
Oh no.
Shit.
Oh god.
oh god only what the fuck really you say only how do you find the time I don't
know I don't know how I found my time I do a lot of I do a lot of like recreational
gaming while I'm working on stuff I think stardew is like one of those things
where it's easy to do while you're doing other stuff it's easy to play stardew
while you're doing other things this is like Minecraft where it's like you can
do other things and play Minecraft at the same time during meetings true don't
tell anybody I was playing during meetings though
Don't tell anybody.
Don't tell anybody.
You like playing Stardew and Valorant at the same time? Who are you?
Valorant, eeww!
Eeww!
Eeww!
Eeww!
Eeww!
Boo Boo!
Valorant, eeww!
Oh my god, I tried learning to play Valorant.
Remember I, oh my god,
I had so many tries to teach me how to play Valorant.
Jonah, try to teach me how to play Valorant.
I just couldn't bro, I couldn't.
I couldn't, I tried my best.
I tried my best.
he said I was actually quite I was pretty I was pretty okay for somebody's
never played I I just I can't bro also valid like
I don't know I just didn't like it and I didn't like apex either oh my god oh my
god I've got recommended an old-ass clip of me and Connor playing apex and I'm
like holy shit I can't believe I played this freaking game I literally just
played it because I literally only played it because I just met Connor and
he asked me to play it and I was like okay
holy shit bro I can't believe I played I played apex legends for a guy
Oh
Dear god, let me throw up
Is it so both I wasn't born it's just it's just like I
Feel like apex is so like
Okay, I'm sorry, but like or not like there's so much shit going on apex is just like
Ugh, you know what I mean?
A sweatier? Oh my god, I can't.
What if Monkey Plyley beg you to play League of Legends? I did play League of Legends a long time ago.
Like when we first met, we played League like a few times.
only a ram though I don't play anything but a ram I only play a ram only play a
ram bro I don't like league I don't like playing it I like it I'm not I'm not a
fan I was a pubg arc went oh my god I I would play pubg in years is it even the
the same game? Is PUBG even the same game?
I saw that, um, is PCora getting a skin in PUBG?
Because I swear, I saw like a tweet that they did and her silhouette was there and I'm like, oh shit.
Are they putting PCora in PUBG?
You know, I've been interested in trying Tarkov, but everybody tells me it's bad and never
to touch it.
And that, I will cry.
Avoid it.
Dog shit game.
I like playing Rust.
I loved playing Rust.
But I only like playing Rust because it was like people that I kind of knew.
Like it was, you know, I wouldn't play Rust like on a public server, are you crazy?
I don't know, people are evil.
People are just mean.
Rust with friends is always fun.
And I would love to play Rust now because they added so much shit like there's a jungle area now
And there's like jaguars and like they've added so much shit to rust. It's crazy
They've added a lot of stuff to rust
Yeah, you can build a boat like there's like boats and shit now I think you can drive boats
I got the game just for her. If she ever wants to play it, I'm down to try it. I'm down to
try it I'm down to try it I'm just very like I don't know I like PvE games like
PvP PvE games in small doses and if I'm with friends not if I'm like if I'm not
with friends one game that I've always wanted to try to play that looked always
fun. I've literally watched people play it and I've been so entertained but I
can't for the life of me ever start playing it because I heard that it's a
lot uh is uh the hunt. I really want to play that game. It looks really fun.
a hunt showdown it looks so fun it looks so much fun but everybody tells me
he's very overwhelming and people are very very sweaty and I've watched people
play and it gets pretty fucking sweaty as fuck it looks really hard and but I
I have literally sat and watched people stream it.
I can't help but want to watch it
because it's so much fun to watch for me.
I don't know why, I find it very entertaining.
I like watching people play,
but I've never played it myself.
And I don't know, I found the world fascinating.
Like, I love the world.
The whole world of the hunt showdown
seems so cool with like the monsters and all the stuff like it it just seems
really cool it's very interesting you know you're Puerto Rican mama's here
Hola! Como esta? Como esta mami? It does seem very sweaty it's kind of like it's kind of like scary
sweaty like how like Dead by Daylight is scary sweaty to me I would play Dead by
Daylight with friends but I would never play Dead by Daylight with strangers I
would never play it with strangers bro are you crazy
but the hunt showdown is one of those games that I just always wanted to play
but one I don't know anybody who plays it and two I'm afraid to play it with
Strangers
Everybody tells me is really scary and release weight, so I'll just watch people play it and just hope one day I will play
I was watch people play
Boon plays hunt showdown it does what I did I not know this
What the fuck? Wait, Boone's still streaming!
What the fuck? I thought he was going to bed! This motherfucker!
We should talk. I'm gonna raid him and make him freak out.
Since he was nice and he joined us today.
let's make them have a meltdown on stream that'll be pretty funny don't tell
him I'm reading do not do not tell him ahead of time alright guys thank you
guys so much for hanging out with me they were spending 13 hours of your day
with me and I'll see you guys tomorrow I love you bye bye
you
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