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05-21-2026 · 13h 36m
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Welcome to the riot
Come on, surrender to the blinding light
No one's gonna sleep tonight
Welcome to the riot
Blinding light
Welcome to the Rhymer
I'm the Bangalite
I'm the Bangalite
I'm an angel, I'm a demon, I'm a psycho, for no reason
I'm a mover, I'm a teaser, I don't follow, I'm the leader
Let me help you help you help, let me help you help
I'ma, I'ma let you get to hope
I'ma leave this show
Call on my light
Throwing it to the blinding light
No one's gonna sleep tonight
Welcome to the right, yeah
I am the BANGBARANG BANGBARANGA BANGBARANGA BANGBARANGA BANGBARANGA BANGBARANGA BANGBARANGA
Go on your land and ride, welcome to the world, yeah
I am the BANGBARANG
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
what the fuck? nice mate nerf
say it to my face!
say a shit to my face bro
Say that shit to my face.
Say it to my face. I bet you won't.
Says the one hiding her face. What the fuck?
F*** come over here! F*** come over here and say it to my face! F***! Say it to my face!
Okay, the face is here. Nice, Mike Nerd.
What? I'm like, he's not muted. It's alive.
Hello, everybody. Do I sound okay?
Potato!
Potato!
Hello, do I sound fine?
How do I sound?
You sound fantastic! Thank you!
Kisses got vocal fry!
What?
Uh...
Since when?
Since when? What the fuck?
Oh shit, what do you mean?
Happy un-birthday, what? It's not my birthday
Hello everybody
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This was our first mouse mod of-
Did you see me like this?
Wait today.
We could have-
We could have water run and run if I never-
If only it would have talked to me they're about to say peep!
That's okay.
We chatting now.
We could have!
ETS is a bit low.
You want that shit burst in your eardrums?
Hello!
Hello everybody. I forgot how to stream.
Even though I haven't streamed in four days.
Just got home from good evening donated plaza. Thank you. Enjoyed some garlic Parmesan
Parmesan can't wait for the summer games fast. Oh, yeah, what is summer games fast? What is that?
No
Oh my god, you don't understand
That's just scared the shit out of me bro.
I screamed so loud you would think I was getting murdered in my house.
I screamed so loud.
I screamed so loud I would like- Did you put him outside?
I did.
I did.
I put him outside.
I didn't kill him, I put him outside.
I put him outside, even though, I'll have you know,
I fucking hate spiders, bro.
I don't like them, I don't like them at all.
They scare the shit out of me.
They scare, she stepped on it,
I wasn't wearing any shoes!
I would not step on a spider with bare feet!
You're crazy!
What the fuck you nuts?
About daddy long legs I have yet to see a daddy long legs in this house. I have not seen one. I don't know
It was not a daddy long legs though. It was a weird spider that I'm like
Is this a mutant spider? What is this thing?
I saw the mutant was a mutant
Guys, I did the Iron Man's Gacha and this is what came out.
June 5th for Summer Games Fest. I can't wait to watch Summer Games Fest.
Metro 20...
Wait a minute.
There's spiders in Metro?
No one told me that.
I was gonna play that game soon.
is that is that the main creature in the game
oh no I can't play that!
these fucking spiders!
I still want to play it though I'll face my fears
Ross thank you so much for the 1k bits thank you very much
I think thank you very much for the gift itself thank you very much
guys I just wanna say
It's been very difficult not streaming these past four days because I have nobody to talk to about your vision
And I've been dying to talk about your vision. I'm like man. I can't wait to stream so I can yap about your vision
I can't talk to anybody about your vision man!
I don't even know what your vision is. Oh my god
Well you're in for a treat
it's bullshit okay listen I think bangaranda is a good song however I
understand why one I understand why one I understand why one however there's
just so many other songs that were just so fucking good bro
The host is here!
I did.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You think you're a boss fight every time you hear friends singing?
HAHAHA!
Oh my god, listen to this shit, her voice is amazing!
I know!
You petomony, lousy...
Disgustingly beautiful, bruv.
Disgustingly beautiful, holy shit.
Also, I have to say this!
I don't know shit about Moldova, but the Moldova song was freaking amazing, bro.
Oh, this thing, I don't know anything about Moldova, but I'll tell you after I heard this song, I want to go to Moldova, bro.
We ain't got Moldova, man.
Moldova, so for the Moldova song was a-
Yeah, I heard that she's only 7th broke.
The French girl that's saying the song, she was only 17.
I was like, wow, that was amazing.
That was amazing.
What the hell? Yeah, the song that moved over there was so good.
No, that was so cool!
In vino veri basmine Moldova
Norocin cintera nova
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Bro, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
Moldova gave us Epic Sax Guy in Eurovision 2012, that's true
Romania and Moldova mentioned in our mouse stream, bro
I watched Eurovision, bro.
I had nobody to talk about.
Oh, to talk to about it.
Am I the only one who liked the UK song?
We never mentioned you could...
Come on, I just mentioned...
I liked the UK song because it was stupid.
And I was like, oh, this is such a dumb song.
It's so funny.
Am I the only one?
I feel so bad.
The UK song was just like, oh my god, you know what, you know what I hate though?
Every time, I don't know if you guys noticed this,
but I noticed whenever people like report on stuff,
they say specific things in a specific way to like,
I don't know, to kinda like,
I don't know how to explain it, it's like, they were, okay, somebody,
I saw like an article, like somebody posted about the UK
Being in Eurovision and they posted about the guy's song and when they talked about the guy they were like
Oh, yeah, the guy's name is
Look mom no computer
They're like look mom no computer, but they they were like oh, yeah
The streamer look mom no computer. It's just I can't just call him like a like I just felt it
Just felt like when he said streamer it just felt like they were like
Oh, yeah, this streamer thinks that he can perform a Eurovision.
I don't know. I felt so like... I was like, what the fuck?
They made it sound condescending.
They did! It was so weird.
I was just like, damn, bro. What the fuck?
I just feel like every time somebody wants to try to like...
Like, I don't know. Maybe I should stop talking.
What was that? What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
Rook Mom, no. Computer is the guy who built the Furby Quikey board.
Yes! I actually follow him because I saw you yesterday.
I do too! Because of the Furby keyboard! I like this song, okay? It's stupid. It's
Stupid and is great.
And I support, I support your Furby, your Furby Orgy.
I like this song, I don't care.
I don't know, I just feel like, I just feel like, bro,
he did a campy, he did a campy song.
Is that not what it's about camp?
Why is there a Furby mode?
Because I love Furbies.
Anyway, thank you for letting me yap about your vision.
Mouse, why?
Welcome back after 69 days offline.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you for letting me yap about your vision.
I know, I know it's a controversial subject, however, I love music, I love music and I like
listening to music and I like seeing music of the world.
I like to listen to the music of the world.
Jermy should have gotten at least one point.
Oh my god, you know what song is the b-
Oh my god, wait.
I'm gonna talk about this banger ass song, bro.
I can't pronounce the name of it.
But this song, Leakin' Heighton, oh my god!
Bro, this song?
Like, I-
Holy shit!
Holy shit, it's so good!
Meek and hyping!
Oh my god, this song is so fucking good!
Although, the woman playing the fucking violin, she's 50 years old! Holy shit!
Uh, excuse me, she was like 20!
What?!
Oh my god the violin part listen to this
Holy shit bro!
Oh my god!
And the performance was fucking crazy!
I was like, oh holy shit, what the fuck?
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god!
It made me crazy!
Bro, she was shredding that fucking violin man.
She's a super famous violinist here in the Nordics. Oh my god. After after that I am like I was like googling her
She's so good. Holy shit. Yes, there there is a Eurovision
2026 playlist that you can check out on Spotify with all the finalists
That was really good. There were so many good ones.
The song from Armenia was good too. Uh, Paloma Roomba? Bro, the song was fucking hype as fuck.
E-mailz, so hype for AnimamnyC?
Have you heard of or considered performing at Magfest in DC?
It's a huge game music-focused convention that I'm sure you'd be really popular at.
Aw, thank you, thank you, I'll look into it, I'll look into it!
Bro, let me tell you something.
Guys, for those of you who don't know, I'm going to be an anime NYC, and we are doing
a concert at Anime NYC, Club Iron Mouses is coming to Anime NYC, and you might be wondering,
Club Iron Mouse is coming to Animal Crossing.
You mean Club Iron Mouse?
The same Club Iron Mouse from last year
is gonna be at Animal Crossing?
No, it's a different show.
It's a different show.
It's a different concert, bros.
New songs.
New things.
Club Iron Mouse, I guess part two, I guess.
I don't know.
From the available to stream, I don't think this will be!
I don't think this will be, however, there will be a concert in November and that one
will be.
Who made your Vtuber model?
This one is by Twintails.
However, there will be a concert in November and that will be available on stream.
on your a-
guys it was a joke it was a joke oh my god my tweet my asian name tweet is a joke
it's a joke guys it's a joke it's a joke the amount of people that thought it was
real it was a joke not just that the amount of people that are being stupid
in the comments where I'm like what is happening oh my god
brown stupid ass people
what was a joke thank you thank you thank you thank you it's real you can't
fool me I just think she looks a lot like me and she's super cute no jokes
allowed guys everything has to be serious no jokes up no jokes allowed
Everything has to be serious. No jokes allowed. No jokes allowed ever. No jokes allowed.
We live in a time where there's no jokes allowed.
No jokes allowed.
Get that bunny out of here.
The whimsy in life is gone.
Goodbye.
Will the concert be streamed?
No, I don't think it will.
I don't think it will.
So, is Sae you voicing you again or not?
Now!
No more whimsy! Get the fuck out of here!
Oh my god, I'm trying to think of all the things I want to talk about.
Don't talk to me about the boys finale.
I have not seen it yet,
But I have seen that it's dog shit. I mean I could have told you that I saw the episode last weekend
It was dog shit
You like that. Oh, well, we'll see I have to I have to watch it
I have to watch it to see
What days club iron balls?
Uh, it's on August 20th, but the pre-sale goes on sale on the 27th, and so does general- it's pre-sale for general admission and VIP on the 27th, but the actual concert is August 20th.
Oh no, I have an opinion. Oh no!
Uncle Scarlet, thank you so much for the rate, I'll be in a great stream.
Are there different types of seats?
Um, I think there's a...
Let me look on the website.
There's VIP tickets, there's early entry, and there's general.
So that's the type of tickets that there are.
There's no different types of seating per se, but...
There's three different types of tickets.
So VIP ticket, which has access to soundcheck.
There's gonna be a Q&A with me.
You get a group photo, you get a key chain,
you get a signed photo card, you get a sticker sheet,
add an exclusive anime NYC Iron Mouse shirt.
And then there's early entry ticket
for people that will be seated
before the general admission ticket people.
And then there's general admission,
which is normal admission.
The prices are listed, it's $120 for the VIP ticket, $65 for early entry and $45 for general.
Heavenly won't care, he will just sneak and roll.
I will get...
This dude, you give him a free ticket and he's like,
No, I'm gonna sneak in even though I can just come right in.
I was gonna sneak right in, even though I can just come right in.
What the fuck?
What the flying fuck?
Yeah, that's just how he rolls.
Did you get the same mic I did? I do have the same mic that I've always had.
However, I have some other mics. I have another mic that I ordered that's here in
my house for safekeeping. I plan on doing a... I'm trying to do... I'm trying to set
up like a mini studio in my closet it's kind of like not fully done yet so I'm
gonna put like a mini set up in my closet
yeah I'm making like a little mini studio in my closet no more duct tape no
One more dub thing, I mean, you guys saw what happened.
I had the collab on Sunday.
I had my plasma that day, so I was sick.
And then during the collab, my microphone just died.
And I'm like, oh, well, fuck me then.
Fuck me then, I guess.
So then I left the collab.
Michi messes with me and she goes,
what do you mean?
You got tape on your mic.
She's like, is it your mic stand?
I'm like, no, no, no.
It's my mic.
And she's like, what part of your mic?
So then I showed her this.
I sent her this picture.
I sent her this picture.
I was like, that's the cable.
That's the cable that broke, OK?
I
Said cool that guy, I don't know. I just on the picture on the picture
Yeah, guys, that's me that's me guys
So that that's the part that was broken that little cable there on the mic
That little cable on the mic
Don't think so random guy.
Yeah!
Give that guy a flame shirt!
Yeah, I'm in a white room the whole time.
All the time. Every time I stream.
Every time I stream...
Guys, can I tell you about my f**king...
I swear this is not an ad.
I'm just genuinely surprised.
I got these JBL earbuds.
The Tor Pro 3.
I charged in like a week ago and they're still f**king going.
How is that possible?
I charged them like over a week ago and they're still going.
How is this possible?
Well you don't understand, but I used to use those airpods like die so fast, like in a day.
How is this possible?
Maybe you do suck electricity from my head.
For the concert, will it be a new performances and new opening acts?
Yes, there will be new performances and new acts.
I'm not gonna tell you exactly what's happening, but I hope you enjoy it.
We're working hard.
We're wrecking cars
Oh
I put the title of my stream, right? I
Put beware crazy Latina is streaming again
Did you know I wasn't allowed to post that like twitch was like no you cannot post that there's something in the title
That's bad. You can't put the word crazy in your streaming title
It didn't let me put crazy. I had to take crazy out and just put beware Latina streaming again
And I'm like what the fuck?
Holy shit, I can't write crazy Latina in the title
That's crazy
But I don't know if you can write crazy on its own or if it's the fact that I put crazy Latina
It's feisty and I don't freaking know, bro.
It's why poles are worded weird.
Oh, so you can't put- so if I just write cra- I'm going crazy.
I can write it, but because I put crazy in front of Latina, I can't?
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
That's crazy, bros!
That's crazy.
It's automatic.
Oh my God.
Guys, we have a lot of things planned this week.
I'm going to be streaming every day this week.
I'm sorry.
It took four days off.
My microphone died.
Guys, my mic died.
I'm sorry.
But today, today, we're playing Subnautica, actually, we have a sponsored Subnautica stream
today, in the morning with Monkey, and we have been sponsored by Subnautica 2 Play, Subnautica
to end the morning at 7am. So that's what we're doing at 7am.
Oh the game is still in early access yes. So shout out Submarica, thank you for sponsoring us later.
I want to dig holes, but we're digging holes with both Shia and Candy at 10 p.m.
for like in an hour. I don't know if we're still playing back rooms tomorrow
with the group. I'm not sure. I don't think so, but I will be streaming
tomorrow again and then I'm streaming on Friday and then on Saturday on Saturday
is anime fest so if you guys are at anime fest I'll see you there I'll see you
there oh yes that's true on Thursday night Thursday night at 12 we're playing
we're also playing the whole digging game with Michi because we're playing with
I need to hand you a girl.
Who Knights of Holes?
Who Knights of Holes? And then on Saturday, I'll be an anime fest, so check Republic, I'll see you there.
Check, check. Is that how you say it?
I will be there.
I'm gonna be there.
I'll be there.
I'm gonna be there.
I'm gonna be at check-y. I have a panel at 6 30 a.m.
At check-y-o.
And check-y-o.
So I'll see you there if you're there.
And then Sunday, we're playing Astroneer again with the goyles with Mushoku goyles.
Did you watch the new Mortal Kombat yet?
No, I have not.
I wanna watch that Obsession movie, I heard it's good.
I have not watched Game Over yet because I am fulfilling upon my promise that Ross, uh,
Ross told everybody if you wanna watch it on stream, uh, have to play as Mario Maker
world and I will I will be playing as Mario maker world and then I'll watch it
however I do know that I do know that I because I've been tagged multiple times
and I found out that I'm in the credits of the episode as a special thanks shout
up to Ross the goat lovey-bro
lovey-bro
to the moon bro to the moon
I was porch to the moon keep moving forward bro
you have to beat it or play it oh play it
uh I'm sorry but his his Mario maker world is
I don't even know if you could beat it.
You wouldn't be feeling so happy for him once you play his levels.
Bro, I know.
I know it's gonna be horrendous.
He did it to ensure Maximum's suffering.
So, I know.
Maximum's suffering.
I've been thinking of also not the two all night all all these past few days. I have not played I've been playing stardew
That reminds me
Stardew Valley, what the fuck?
Oh my god, I had the game open
Well, I was playing stardew valley
Rest in peace. I was in winter, it doesn't matter. It was the... I was in winter, I was
in the end of winter, it doesn't matter.
We're gonna romance a start-up bro. So I married Sebastian and I accidentally said yes to having
a baby, and I want to throw up every day, but I just want to puke, bro. I want to puke.
It always happens because I don't read the prompts and I'm just like, oh, skip, skip,
skip. And then I guess I said yes. And then the next day he's like, Ducky, did you know
I know you're pregnant and I'm like bleh!
Oh god, bleh.
So yes, the baby was born.
The baby was born and now I want to turn it into a bird and get rid of it.
You probably might be wondering, what's the name of the child?
Well, the child's name is...
iPhone.
I named it iPhone.
I named it iPhone.
I named the baby iPhone.
So now Sebastian's like, have you smelled iPhone?
Have you smelled baby iPhone?
Have you smelled little iPhone?
I think they need a diaper change.
I'm like, you changed the fucking diaper change.
I'm like, you changed the fucking diaper you piece of shit?
I can't wait to turn that shit into a burn!
I was a bit skeptical about VTubers, but I just recently found you through your music.
Thank you!
And you completely changed my perspective.
Oh!
I've been listening to Music Box of Faith for the last four days, but-
That's wonderful!
Aw, thank you.
crying you are so inspiring thank you for being you cherry six heart thank you
you're so kind thank you very much I'm sorry let me see if I can turn this I
wonder what the fuck I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my
terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me I'll
return
Buh-huh, Buh-huh, Buh-huh, Buh-huh, Buh-huh.
Did you play any Total Drama Island? No, I have not played any Total Drama Island.
I fucking love Total Drama Island, by the way. Side note.
Side note.
I'll be Bok.
Oh, here's the other thing I want to talk about, guys.
So my hiatus has ended.
I finally start re- I watched Dead City of the Walking Dead in this break of four days.
I finally watched Dead City and I started the Daryl Dixon show.
I started Daryl Dixon walking dead.
I have to say, I fucking hate Maggie's son, bro.
I hate Herschel so much.
That fucking kid, bro, there was these two,
there was these two episodes where like,
I swear to God.
I was like, ain't no fucking, I was like,
if I ever talked to my mom like that, bro, if I ever,
He pushed his mom! I'm like, what the fuck?
If I would've ever pushed my mom, I wouldn't have hands!
My mom would cut my hands off!
I'm like, what the fuck? I hate this fucking kid.
Here's my honest review of the show. It was okay.
It was okay. But only because I care about Maggie and Megan,
and I don't give a shit about anybody else.
I didn't care about Urshul, I didn't care about the other guy, I didn't care about the the the
Croat guy, cro-cro-croat is Croatian. Uh, I didn't care about that guy, I didn't care about
I fucking hated the rat lady. That rat lady is so fucking annoying bro. Like, they revealed
that before before she she was like the Donna or whatever the fuck she was like a critic and
And she would like review like Broadway shows and shit, and it's just like oh my god, of course a fucking creek would become like a
Oh my oh, she's she's fucking insufferable bro insufferable bro
Insufferable like I was like oh my god, bro, but I can't I can't totally write off the show because it was pretty good
Uh, it wasn't bad
It wasn't the best
But I liked it because Negan was in it
I can't help but say uh oh every scene that Negan was in I loved it
Every scene he was in I liked it
That's all I cared about I didn't give a shit about anybody else even Maggie would piss me the fuck off sometimes
But I like Maggie too, so as long as Maggie or Negan were in the scene. I was like good job
thumbs up
But everybody else holy shit, I don't give a fuck fuck. I don't care
It they all seem so like there were parts where was this like okay?
I do have to admit the part where they were when they killed like the violin guy like that made me sad
I like the violin guy even though they're
It's just it just felt so like theatrical at times like I don't know it just felt like over like they were over performing I guess like I
I don't know, I just can't put my finger on what the fuck was going on that I didn't like.
Yeah, it was just like very over the top.
You could tell that they were trying to like outdo themselves from like the other show.
Like they had like a fighting ring with like walkers and then they had like all this other
shit.
They were just...
So the fucking Dama and the Croatian guy, they like...
I guess they figured out how to use methane gas to like, power shit?
So like, they were using methane gas produced from the dead bodies to power New York City.
And they had like the technology and they were sending like walkers full of methane to like
explode like stuff and like do crazy shit.
It was just like shit gas.
Powered by farts.
And I'm just like, oh my god.
Bruh.
It was just like the whole, so they're fighting over farts.
The whole fucking two, the two seasons, they're just fighting over farts.
That's it.
I ate over farts the whole time.
That's what they've been doing in New York City.
And I'm just like, oh my god.
And then there was this other guy that he was just so fucking annoying and I'm just like, oh my god, what, what am I doing?
But I have to say, I didn't like not enjoy watching it. Like I watched the whole thing.
It wasn't like the world beyond where I was just like, what is this gonna end?
Like when I watched the world beyond, I was like, when the fuck is this gonna end?
Please tell me there's no more episodes left. Please tell me that's it. Please!
I didn't feel that.
So I guess it was okay.
Okay.
But holy shit, I fucking hate Maggie's son so much.
Holy fucking shit, bro.
At the end, bro, you guys aren't even gonna watch it,
so it doesn't matter.
So I'm gonna spoil you.
At the end, the kid, I feel like they tried so hard to make.
I just hate it when they do this shit, bro.
Indie things, social tech, I hate it when they do this shit.
I hate when they're like, oh, the child of the main character
the show wants to go against everything that the main character stands for and wants to
do the opposite and become a villain and because fucking stupid reason I guess. I don't know.
It was just like there was no reason for Herschel to be a little piece of shit dick. I just
didn't understand. He- I don't get it. I don't understand. Like they just wrote him
to hate everything that his mom stands for because he has to go against his fucking mom.
what the fuck bro what the fuck is it mom fuck you mom somewhere far beyond the
ice wall there is a walking Bridgeton dead by home and it both confuses and
and Angers Connor for reasons.
True.
Bro, I was just like, what the fuck, man?
Didn't Mouse watch the Rick and Miss Jones series not yet?
I'm saving that one for last,
cause I heard stuff about that one.
I heard the Daryl Dixon one is pretty good.
So I have high hopes cause it has Daryl and Carol.
So, if it's Daryl and Carol, I'll watch it.
However, I watched the two seasons of Dead City.
There's a third season coming.
It starts in July.
I can't wait to see how much more of a fuck up
Maggie Sun is gonna be, bro.
Fucking hate Herschel, bro.
Fucking hate that kid.
It just didn't make any sense as to why
He was against his mom, fake...
What the fuck?
I'm just gonna say, if Carl was here, he'd fucking hate Herschel's guts.
And he would beat the shit out of him.
He would beat up Herschel.
And call him a little fucking pussy-ass bitch.
I'm sorry, but...
Coral became a badass and I like Coral's development.
I feel like I hated him as a kid and then he grew up and I was like whoa he's pretty
cool.
I like them.
I like them.
I like what they did with his character.
How so holy shit bro.
Not only that, like the entitlement of this little piece of shit bro.
What the fuck.
He just seems so entitled and so like oh my god what is happening.
So, at the end of the series, he went with the drama.
He went with the main villain of the show.
He went with her, and he's like,
mom, I have to go.
I need to be with her.
And I'm like, this is kind of fucking weird.
And then there was this one scene
where he painted the villain lady.
He drew her, and Maggie was like,
what is this?
What is this picture?
You drew her?
How could you draw her?
And I'm like, this is fucking weird.
This is fucking- what is happening here? This is a fucking weird vibe. I don't understand what's going on here.
Why- like- she was like- it was almost like she was like jealous that he like painted another woman and I'm like what is-
There's a lot.
She's the one that I already did. I watched the whole thing.
And boy do I have opinions!
I enjoyed it.
It was a different vibe, however, Broly fell apart in the last season.
What the fuck, Broly?
The last season fell apart, just like every other show that I like, always falls apart
Game of Thrones, fucking, uh, the boys is falling apart, everything falls apart, nothing.
Everything is bad.
Everything is bad.
true blood oh my god don't get me started on true blood bro don't get me
starting don't get me started on that shit bro
American horror story man the first season was so good hey thanks for being
a rock when I was down.
Hey!
Well the first season of American Horror Story was so good and then the second season was
alright and then I was like what were we doing here?
What's going on?
What's happening?
I liked the Lady Gaga season but it was only because Lady Gaga was on it.
Most shows should be two seasons top.
Honestly, true.
Hello, boob.
I only liked it because it had Lady Gaga in it.
Balenciaga!
I like the Balenciaga scene.
People didn't get it.
So many people were confused.
Screaming Balenciaga as a bird is iconic. It is true.
true. Yeah, uh, it, uh, that's true. Trubla did have, uh, a scars guard brother. He played
Eric Northman. That is true. That is true. He was the best thing about that fucking show.
It was the best thing about that damn show, bro.
She died as she lived, Valenciaga.
I hated Eric at first, but then the show forced me to like him, brought me too.
I was, don't, don't look at me, bro.
I like, I fucking hated Bill.
I was, I was an Al-Seed girl, I liked Al-Seed.
I liked Al-Seed, and I liked Eric.
The books were better, fuck yeah they were!
I like our seed.
Have you watched my instead talk?
I have not watched it yet.
I've not watched it yet.
Little baby.
Isn't it a baby teeth?
You might take the loan.
Fuck you.
I'll get rid of them. There, no teeth.
AND MY TEETH ALONE!
My teeth alone, they're my teeth.
Guys, by the way, in case you didn't see
my tweet, which a lot of you probably don't because I know
half of you don't go onto it anymore because it's a cesspool of
toxic waste there is a there is a 20 there is a memorial day sale going on
at cheeky and you can use a cold mouse for 20% off your cheeky soap so go take
a shower today and get nice and clean get nice and clean wipe off all that dirt
and toxic grime over you from navigating the internet all day.
Love the soap? Yeah, I'm glad you love the soap. I'm glad you love the soap. You
You can shower now!
But I already showered this month, no, you gotta do it again!
You want to know the wildest crossover episode set we never got?
Supernatural and Vampire Diaries.
Like, it came down to the very last minute that CW decided to pull the plug on doing it.
The episodes were written, blocking was done, and it was all set to start filming.
Damn bro.
We never got that.
Well it's just like, oh man, you know, call me crazy, but I actually like the fucking flash
crossover with like I used to watch the flash on CW I actually like the flash
on CW okay that show was actually good it was good I liked it I don't care it
fell apart too that whole mirror vs. shit oh my god I kind of like yeah the
mirror vs. just like destroyed everything for me I fucking hated the fucking mirror
It was good until it went downhill, yep, yep, yep.
Did you get a chance to hear Heddy's pre-color?
I did!
She sang the Digimon song!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
She did so good!
That was so good though.
I like this boat thank you.
I like you.
I like you, Anarchy.
We lost hand yet to no man's sky.
Oh my god, I saw she was playing it and she was like, shit, I want to play it too.
I don't want to play it.
I wanna play it too, fuck.
I do, I wanna play it.
She made a planet for Chad to be on?
You can make a planet for people to hang?
We can be on a planet.
We can hang on a planet.
We're playing Astroneer on Sunday again.
The goyle's really like it. I like it too. I feel bad that my mic died.
I feel bad my microphone died.
Decide your mic thing? Yeah, my mic thing.
I used to write down stuff that I want to talk about because I forget.
I was like shit. I feel like there was something I want to talk about but I remember what it was
God damn it
That's your new mic. It's the same mic that I always use but just a new version of it
Did you see Jack donate 100k to Elvis?
Yes!
Oh my god!
What a gigachag!
That's incredible.
Incredible, I tell you.
Amazing stuff.
Auction off the old mic?
Why would you want a mic that doesn't work?
Like, it doesn't work at all.
It's completely dead.
You used it, the memories.
Yeah, but what if like, I auction it off and then somebody takes it and they take my skin
cells from the mic and they clone me.
You never know.
You never know.
Never know
That ain't concern
They clone me and then there's a clone of me walking around outside in the world
And she doesn't know she's my clone
Doesn't know she thinks she's the original one, but she's not I'm the original
Do you have our mouse too? You could have our mouse too.
I'm the clone for parts. What? No, I can't do that.
Iron Mouse and Iron Mouse 2 collab?
But I didn't, I actually like that movie. I like that movie. The Island. The Island.
I guess she'll be Cobalt Mouse since that's the next element on the periodic table.
Cobalt Mouse.
I don't know what's going on with him, I don't know, boobies just borkin'.
She's always borkin bro.
Guys Michi was listening to old fucking kpop on her stream the other day and I was there
and she played the Kabi Kabi song.
She played Kabi Kabi and that like took me back to a time.
And then it made me think about my favorite, my most favorite song.
My most favorite Fade Pop song that was an advertisement, an advertisement for a company
and not an actual song, but it was an advertisement and it's a bing song by Orange Caramel for
for basking robins.
Vod really got mooted to sheep bro.
That's my Vod every day.
Okay, pop night with Dia and beachy? Hell yeah.
Whoa.
Look at this.
I love this commercial!
I'm busy busy
OvergINGs, magic
Oh, belly-bang
Fall down, belly-ro
Stressed, I'm scared
BABY BABYBABY
Summer is falling
BABY BABYBABY
It's a bad day
I can't stand the cold
I can't stand the cold
up god
getting
oh
bro you should know this whole dance
hey
morning
I used to know the whole dance. I used to know the whole net. I just thought about it because I thought about Kaby Kaby
They didn't have to go so hard for Baskin Robbins guys
It's a freaking Baskin Robbins commercial
it's a fucking basket robins commercial bro did they have to do it they have to
hit you with it no they didn't have to but they did oh my god wait I remember I
saved this cuz I want to show it to you guys those guys made another freaking
those guys made another freaking video that that like do you guys remember this these guys
that I showed you guys this this before hold up oh my god I showed you guys these guys
before please the yogurt guys
oh my god she's all yours you got a flux wait really bro I love these guys
would you look at that I'll do you got a plan with the car close to the chest
Tom brilliance enjoy your witness
You want a bet yeah
Oh shit
Can we do two vanilla something $14 oh
It's for the kids.
Oh, shit, they have kids!
Dude, whose kids are these?
How are we gonna provide?
Are you still hiring?
When can you start now?
Perfect.
Oh, they got a job so fast!
It's the Universal Pictures Film!
Alright, pick it up. Let's try it again.
Why'd you want this job anyway?
Got a family now, man. Got to provide.
Oh no, they can't pay the bills.
The truck is not making enough money to support the sample.
Then we're gonna need to make some changes.
Can I do a sample of chocolate?
Of course.
We giving out samples for free now?
It's ice cream.
It's business!
It's business!
You guys gonna help me out?
We got a dinner tonight.
Who?
The boss.
I'm your boss.
Your boss.
Oh shit, they're gonna go see the boss.
We got a dinner time.
The who? The boss.
I'm your boss.
Your boss.
Oh shit, there you go see the boss.
They're at the Black Rock Club.
Boys, take the scene.
Thank you, Christian.
No, let's sit down.
Since hiring you all, sales at the truck are more than dope.
No thanks to Mike.
You don't like my food.
A lot of money being left on the table.
He's cutting his sunglasses!
Oh shit!
We monopolize the block.
With the neighborhood, and the city, and the world.
That's from the only code, from one place.
And that's you.
Take out Mike and the trucks, you and us.
Oh, shit!
They're going to take out Mike.
What the boss says?
Oh, clear!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey!
Oh, no!
They killed him!
We gotta get out of here.
What are you doing?
Take Mike's car.
No.
What do you mean, no?
What do we think of this, dude?
We got kids.
Don't start that.
This is bigger than them.
Bigger than them?
What happened if we invited?
for them and I guess this is bigger than us oh my god
How are we going to provide them?
I'll figure something out.
And they figured something out.
And they didn't have to go into the nasty ice cream business.
Cinema.
Hollywood jump on that. I watched that. I watched that. Hollywood. You guys wanna see my shorts? I got shorts on.
Guys, I think I do have ADHD.
Who are short shorts?
ME!
I never heard of people vs food.
I like the beard guy.
Beard meets food.
Any Forza gaming today?
Do I look like a boy?
No I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm telling you, does Giga like Forza?
Hey, do you know I can't fucking drive?
Does Giga like Forza?
He's playing you right now, no way!
Oh my god, she is!
Is it good?
Well, here's the reason why I won't play, cause
you guys already know I can't fucking drive it's gonna be hours of me just not
driving just me crashing into shit the whole time
crashing the whole fucking time
there's mouse custom skins really whoa
Sounds like peak content!
Speaking of Forza, I recently found someone who made and shared Itasha raps of you and
Kali.
Amazing what people can cook up in that game.
Cook them up, cook them up!
Good evening.
Tell Corpse I said hello.
Ummm...
No!
I'm not gonna tell him!
There's no way you're a worse driver than Henya Ohn!
Watch me!
Watch me!
Watch me, bet!
What is raising the Forza game has you racing against a Gundam?
Whoa, really?
Wait, that actually sounds pretty funny.
You and Hinnah to do a guided tour of downtown Japan in Forza 6, it'll be chaos.
We will never drive, we'll never make it to the tour.
We will never, we'll never make it at all, we'll be dead.
Did you die in the game?
They have a rewind feature, no.
Can you just like drive around and just look at like scenery and stuff?
Okay, well I just saw Giga fucking run herself off the road.
I just saw her run herself off the road.
Oh shit!
Hello?
The hell is that?
What?
All fun?
Hey!
It's you!
I haven't seen you in 10,000 years.
Like A like a few days or three.
I'm practically dust at this point.
Wow, that's your own fault, bud.
I have a weird question.
Do you think Connor likes those BDSMX things that you put people on?
Do you think he likes those?
You know those ones where people are like strapped up in an X and they're like, like in like BDSM?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I don't think he likes that.
Okay, good, perfect, because in Tomodachi, I'm literally making a castle and then in the background it's gonna be him strapped up in the X thing, like right behind the castle, so I just want to make sure he didn't like it.
No, he doesn't like it.
Perfect.
I'm glad we have that confirmed for the wiki that we'd be like it.
separate question just randomly
I don't want to please boo me
Who cares about that guy?
Yeah, what the f...
That's true
Yeah, I literally just gotta make sure it looks like
like Connor's getting tortured in the background
and I figured that would be like the best
You know that's perfect
Yeah, and then I'm gonna make Massika whip
I get to have a whip in my head?
Yeah, you could have a whip
Oh, there you go
I can't wait!
Yeah, it's gonna be awesome
I'm gonna be cool, can I work?
And we're a costume?
Yeah, I have what they're called,
like one of those phantom of the opera outfits.
We're gonna have a costume on and we're gonna have a cool whip.
Ooh, yeah, it's gonna be awesome.
I'm so pissed off at him because literally I made him
in my game because people were begging.
And then he was like, my room smells like a wet puss
and then I crashed my stream.
And I was like, great, thanks man.
Sounds like him.
Yeah, as a man my room smells like wet clothes.
Yeah, it sounds like it.
Sounds like something it would say.
It does sound like something it would say.
Yeah.
Yep.
Gosh.
The resemblance is uncandy.
It's crazy.
Uncandy.
Uncandy.
Dude.
Hey.
What's up, Candy?
I haven't seen you in a million good-year-old years.
Yeah, me neither, Candy.
I know, I've been dying here.
Yeah, actually same.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I don't even know what the fuck I've been doing.
Just like, I don't know.
I wake up and then I'm, I don't know.
I don't know where I am.
I've been chatting like four or five days.
I don't even do anything. I just sit sadly in the corner.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Candy, what are you doing?
Candy, it sounds like depression.
Yeah, Candy.
I don't think I'm depressed.
to you. I just I've read a lot of books this week. Oh, you read a lot of books. What did
you read? I reread Clash of Kings. I read I watched the video of a lady who read the
whole entire book in one sitting. Oh, how long did that take? It took her like 12 hours.
Oh, that's so long.
God.
I've already spent 12 hours on Candy's book and I'm only 10 chapters in.
Hello.
Oh, no.
I sent it off for final proof reads, which was I was waiting on Boo to send me stuff and then Boo, I was like,
Boo didn't get back to me, so I was like, okay, maybe like, booze, booze, that's fine.
So I sent out the book and then Boo messaged me directly after.
She's like, oh yeah, here it is, by the way.
And I was like, boo.
Oh.
Um, yeah, I just I oh
You can
Do you want it now? Do you want to wait for it to be like polished up? It's not it's pretty cool
I wish I has a version of it right now. I do. I've been reading it
What format do you want it in a?
Format that I'm Victorian scroll
Yeah, you pull up on it. I hand write it for you
Okay, I need it
Bro, I love you Ari. Oh my god. Hi Ari, you wanna come in?
Oh, Ari!
Yay!
Ari, you wanna come in?
Can we, can we do how Ari is doing?
Are we out?
Oh, wait, let me tell you something.
I'm gonna do a Kickstarter,
because I wanna try and get it funded,
because it's like, it's like 10 grand
to get it done, to get like an audiobook made.
Yeah, well, for the people that I'm hiring
and then I'm working with the studio potentially
To produce it in LA. Oh, cuz I want to make it good quality. Yeah, but uh
It's really not an expensive so I'm gonna do a Kickstarter kind of like a subathon
I want to do like a little subathon Kickstarter thing, but instead of doing like subs
It's gonna be like a Kickstarter thing. Yeah, um
Fun candy
Yeah, I fucking hope it works out cuz otherwise I'm gonna come on my myself
Oh, let's not do that. We're not gonna do that
What okay, oh well, oh
boys act
I'll do it kill me
It's this is not this is not public, but I did send you who the male oh
Cool. Oh wait. Yeah, I was gonna say you forgot to mention it before cuz I think yeah
podcast episode okay he did some sample lines too okay I will not put that on
stream no okay I just won't even touch that right now yeah but he's British
so I'm really the best in the world in British um yeah I'm gonna go into the
collab you gotta meet in the collab did you do you guys see the warning now
that pops up whenever you join a twitch collab that's just like hey we have the
right to record everything in here and we're just gonna we might use this or
like whatever did you see that they're collecting they're like hey this might
be collected use data iron mouths join twice how does that work yeah wait no it
disappeared it's good okay but how the fuck are you gonna record me when I
don't even use the audio I don't record silence or the video I should just do a
a bunch of morning sounds to be like,
and be like, use that.
I'll say like,
I'll say like,
I'll say like,
pfft pfft.
That's it.
I don't know why so,
just like,
we're all the bad ones.
Pfft.
And then like,
and then heavy storing directly off to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me gets into like a little Twitch collab group,
but all we do is just make little animal noises
for Twitch and all.
And just like,
pfk pfk pfk.
Pfffk pfk pfk pfk.
Pfffk pfk pfk.
Just for like an hour at a time and then just shut it off.
Jesus.
I want to see how like all those AI pictures that look like his spanned because everyone
started putting like the yellow, like they, it kept like stacking on itself.
I love that.
Like all the Ghibli art.
PPAI?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
PPAI.
PPAI.
Really?
Then now it just looks like everything's drenched in piss.
There's...
I didn't mean to sound so enthusiastic about...
Wait! Drenched in piss!
Hold up!
The yummers!
Yummy!
Oh, yummers!
I was pretty thirsty
No
Kenny's just like what?
Kenny where are you?
I can't come back to us
Kenny?
I was just thinking about my life
Mainly
I'm so sorry
That's okay
No it's okay
Where are you going?
I was just gonna say
I was just gonna say
There's also going to be signed copies of the book as well.
Oh, you're going to sign my copy?
I will specifically give you your own copy that I extra-customize.
But yeah, that was not too of a audiobook thing.
Can you fart on mine?
I will do anything you want.
Oh, yes!
I would like you to rub your breasts upon my book.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Just like kind of like put a card through your tits.
Yeah, I'll get my musk on it for you guys.
Thanks.
Great.
What if like you put paint on your boobs and do like a boob, a boob print?
Oh, yeah, let's get that sweat.
You know what?
I'll do it as a stretch goal.
Boob print.
Boob.
Yeah.
I'll put a boob.
I'll put a boob.
Oh, would you kiss my book?
Would you put lipstick on and kiss it?
Yeah, yeah, I'll kiss your book.
I'll kiss your book.
I'll- I'll trade you.
I'll say sorry, buff. I'm giving you a- handing you a book.
That's okay, I'm not gonna read it.
But then I'll have Shire read it and tell me everything about it.
Ooh!
I'll have somebody read it to me too!
That's how we read books. I read the book and then I just tell buff what's happening in the book.
Pretty sick.
The...
Buff is reading by Karrie's sister to me.
If I have- well, I was gonna say, I feel like...
Did you see Project Hail Mary yet?
I haven't seen it yet.
But everybody has the best movie ever.
Really?
I think you'd like it both.
It's pretty good.
Is it?
Yeah.
We're good?
It's all practical.
It's got Ryan Gosling in it.
Ken from the Bobby movie.
Oh, I like Ken.
Yeah.
He's I feel like he's pathetic nerd guy, and I feel like that that is why I thought of it because it reminds me of Shia
Yeah, oh
Yeah, you can't convince me that Ryan Gosling is a pathetic nerd
What the mouse is robot real bad for anyone else was that just no that was just you I think that that's your
Internet
Did any do you know what game we're gonna play?
Can oh, yes, you should probably tell you that I don't know what game we're playing
Yeah, I really fucking hope it's the game that I bought and downloaded
It's the one that's just above. It's a way. I'll paint it. It's right here. It's this one
It's this one see this one
Yes, yeah, yeah
Oh, that's good wait you install the candy
I'm on it.
Aww.
Yep.
It's already.
Oh, this one.
Have you ever played it?
No.
I've never played this.
I've never played it.
You're in for a tour.
Wait.
Why does it say no?
Is the steam off?
What?
Don't worry about it for me.
Wait, what happened?
That's just you.
I think the steam has worked for me.
Uh-oh.
Oh, the steam is fine.
Oh, okay.
Uh-oh!
Okay.
Ow!
Okay.
Ow!
Ow!
have in-game voice yes okay is that good is that what we're using yes it's
pretty good it's not bad really yes good in game oh I'm kind of excited should
we try it okay I'm ready you don't sound excited I haven't said anything
I think I'm just scared to be excited, just the way that I was raised, I'm ready, you
literally had everything, kisses and love, how are you, what do you mean scared, it's
complicated okay like my family life was really good everything else was
absolutely dog shit abysmal oh guys you're guess what I almost signed up for
a Hauvid certificate today but I didn't I would have missed it a white white I
found out you just do that what is that you just do that okay this sounds like a
virus please stop clicking things that you stop no no no no it's not scary me
You're scaring me.
Hobbit has an online class system where you do a month
of classes and you get a certificate.
Did you see this on the onion posting?
Yeah, what the fuck?
They honestly collect gameplay data.
Declined.
Declined.
Declined.
But there's a dog in the game.
Oh, no puppy.
Oh my gosh, you can pet him.
Are we sharing chats?
Do you want to share chats?
Yeah!
Do you want to combine them? Are you guys ready?
Yes.
I'm down.
Three, two, one!
I like seeing the weird shit that you guys have in your chats.
Yeah, that's true.
I wish you would ever add anyone else's name to your son on the phone.
All the individual.
Okay, weird.
Dude, why won't my...
My screen won't go full screen.
Wait, why?
I don't know, stupid.
Should I host a game?
I...
Okay.
I was looking for that.
Dude, I can't- what the fuck is up with this game?
Why can't I like full screen it?
I don't know.
It's like, not just a fucking crashing buff being denied.
I'm dying of fire!
Guys, are we retiring?
I'm gonna die!
No, I'm here.
How'd you get to be full on your screen?
It already was.
Well, whenever it popped up, it said,
are you a boy or girl?
And I said, I'm a guy, and it was just like,
okay, we'll go ahead and dislike work.
So it might be a little...
Let me try the direct 12-1.
That's yes. Oh actually when that popped up. I did direct X it defaults to Vulcan. I took it off of that
Yeah, I just do yes, I just well yeah
Why did they all that fixed it?
That's cool. Oh
That's that's cool. Oh
Achieve. Oh
Direct X 12. Okay. All right. Why is Vulcan an option? I don't know
Well, I don't even know what that is. Can somebody explain to me what that means?
I broke it.
What?
Well, Vulcan is in Star Trek. That's what Spock is.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know if that helps.
Star Trek.
I'm gonna lose it.
Just a way for like, um, just displaying games.
What?
Oh!
Oh, puppies.
Do those things?
I got it.
Cute.
When you cut a bit more, it's all I've been doing.
I'll invite you guys.
It might!
Where the f-
I heard the invitation!
Oh shit, I took a-
Candy, are you online?
I'm never online.
Candy!
Please! Please!
Invite me, please.
Play game.
How do I... Oh, look at you!
Why are you playing? Why are you not cool?
You're not bad.
How do I change me?
You go over here, you press on this.
Can you hear me?
Yeah!
Oh, character edit. Oh, I see!
Oh!
Look!
Oh, this odds really key!
I like that it's like these little muppets.
Oh, this is like...
Here, I'm going to be like...
I guess I'll be...
I'll be the...
No!
Well...
I'm gonna look like a cute little slut.
Can you move to that?
Yes!
You can move the camera while you're changing.
Oh.
Alright.
Let's see if I can...
Leave me alone!
Okay, maybe I shouldn't have any teeth.
No teeth.
No teeth!
No teeth!
I want to be baby Grogu. Pink Grogu.
Look at my big penis nose!
I love your big penis nose.
You can have your steam icon on your shirt.
Yeah.
Oh that's funny.
I like the dog.
The dog is cute.
He's so cute.
Oh yeah, you can just have you.
I like the dog or I like the I dig you
that's cute I like the dog I'm gonna I'm gonna do that
oh I like the stars
Kendi are you doing the same exact thing as me
okay I thought that we would work hard
oh let's go look like we have to find our dog
what is the point is it to save our dog
Oh my god, sorry, sorry, what's happening behind me?
I can hold your face.
I didn't know.
I'm holding you.
Wait, I want to be in just like a small balloon, bro.
Oh you are-
I'm just kind of a gosh
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
WHAAAA
What is this?
Are we hugging?
I'm holding you
What is it?
Oh fuck, do you see this?
Right
I look like a fucking stona blow
Oh fuck
Oh my gosh, look at you go
I'm holding you
Oh shit
Oh sorry
How'd you do-
What the fuck?
How did you do that?
Like this
OHH
I got turning one up.
What the fuck?
Wait, what do you mean?
Why?
There's a lot.
No. Am I loud?
I'm slosh positive in a good way.
He's reading the rules! Get her!
I just... I... I'm reading the rules.
How did you, Emo?
You look good.
Oh, press R.
R.
Oh.
I'm not, I'm not a goblin.
I can pull my middle finger.
Oh, nice.
Check this out.
Whoa, nice.
This is cool.
So we just got to go find our dog.
Yeah, look.
Look at our dog.
He's right there.
He went away from me.
Because I got too close, so his little butt went away.
Do you look fucking depressed for him?
What about now?
He's gone.
What about yeah, I'm depressed.
Aw.
What is this little kick?
Aw, look how you get up to your feet.
That's just like...
How do you sit down?
Like that.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Wait, if you just like do this.
Dude, that's crazy.
that's upsetting and I get motion sick
Crazy, anyway.
Don't move yourself.
Are y'all ready?
I'm ready.
Eek!
Oh!
Eek!
Oh!
Where's that little puppy?
We have to make it.
Open the door.
We gotta find our dog.
Beach fog!
Oh!
I'm getting wet.
Oh!
Are you ready?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god.
It's a drill.
It just started going.
We gotta go down to find our dog.
Oh, shit!
What the fuck is that?
Oh my god.
It's a drill.
Let it go down to find their dog.
Where's all y'all?
Where's the dog?
Oh, sorry, sorry!
Candy?
Sorry, Candy!
Hey, look at that.
I'm coming.
Oh!
There's a little bit of fall damage.
You can't find it.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there is!
Yeah!
Are you okay?
Yeah, that'd be, yeah.
Wait, have you got it?
No.
F.
You gotta go.
Ah!
Oh, I got red.
Here I am.
Oh, I can catch you if I hold control.
Candy?
See?
I caught you.
Come here.
Why are you calling me?
Aw!
Wait, that's so nice.
Wait, where did Candy go?
So you can catch people.
Over there.
Oh.
Candy!
Candy!
I wanna catch my cat.
Candy!
Catch the puppy.
Candy!
I just heard Candy scream.
Candy!
I'm gonna scream out loud.
Candy!
Candy's going down.
Come on!
Candy!
Hey!
Hey, Candy.
Every time I say hello to you guys, you stop beating me, so I just thought I'd kind of...
What's going on here?
Is there any particular way to go, or do you just go down?
We just go down to find the...
Look, see, if you press H, dog is down below, so you gotta keep going down.
Cute!
Aw puppy!
If you see, like, pink sparkles, that means there's food.
And we get big to get the food.
If you eat blue sparkles, we have to eat to bring back our health when we fall.
Oh, the blue sparkles?
Yeah, and the blue sparkles...
Do we all share it?
The blue sparkles is food, the blue sparkles is items.
And then there's like a respawn statue if in case one of us dies.
I want a dingus.
Dingus.
Where's the dingus?
I'm lying on the way!
Dingus, go!
Go, dingus!
Oh, it makes platforms.
Ding is Maximus.
Yes, Ding. Dingle.
You're a dingus, Shaya? Mod, someone ban that guy in chat!
Ban that guy right now!
I'll call you a ding!
Get away to that side!
She's took it too far, buddy!
Oh, I'm not going back up. I'm falling.
Woo!
Hey, oh, nice find.
I got the dingus out of the bag.
Oh, the dingus is the dingus.
Ow!
What is that?
What the hell is that?
It made like...
Oh, you got a dingus!
Yo, I knew I'm a dingus.
Candy's acting like a dingus right now.
Nice dingus, you know.
Everywhere I go it violates to me.
It doesn't matter where the fuck I go.
Good platforming me.
Ow, he's directly below us, I guess.
You know, we got pretty lucky with this one, because the last time I was in, pretty treacherous.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Ice?
Okay, one too fast.
Okay.
Oh, it's a little bit.
I tried hitting my ass.
His eating his ass!
Oh
You don't show me the zip line dude it like legend inside me
I think the zipline's new. I don't remember where the zipline is.
Uh oh.
Guys, wait! There's a worm! He's coming!
What if I...
Nice!
Sometimes we even swap with your bag!
What the fuck was that?
AHH!
AHH!
Aw man, that almost killed me
Are you guys OK?
Oh what the...
Is that just like a horror movie?
Uh-oh.
What is that?
I'm trying to get this thing down.
He has food and ice cream. How are you?
Hello.
Oh, I got a drill monster.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, shit!
Oh, candy.
I don't want to die!
I brought you back to life, my sweet.
Guys, I like teleporting and it threw me and I like died.
What?
Is it because of me?
Did you use a teleporter?
I don't think so.
There was a teleporter and it like threw me to a different place and I like...
I have one health right now.
Oh no.
Oh, jeez.
Hey guys!
Sorry, I want to go check...
I just want to go check my front door.
Okay?
Where'd Bob go?
It's all the way up there.
Oh.
Huh.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, what the hell's a quad do for me?
When you put a weight...
Oh!
Put it down here.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the word on the ground.
I have a drill. Oh you have a drill? You can use the drill. Oh it's bad.
There's cucumber.
Look there's cucumber right here.
Oh yummy! Oh my gosh, I need it! You need any?
Oh, it's mine!
Now what?
Hopefully you eat it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you eat, you eat.
Okay, good.
Oh, thank goodness.
We'll find more. If you see pink sparkles, it means there's...
Uh, there's...
Stop, there's food.
Oh, my goodness.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Oh my goodness!
That was close!
Oh wait you can launch this multiple times?
Uh... I'm not sure I think so.
Oh no!
Oh no!
There's a few that's like multiple launches.
Oh!
I didn't know what it did.
Actually it kinda helps out because that's high enough to jump to.
Oh!
Acha Shaman!
Ahhhhhh!
I love you.
Oh my god, Thai.
I fell all the way to the bottom.
Oh.
I like the moss, you guys. I don't know what happened.
They're below you.
Oh, okay.
I think I'm almost dead.
You need food.
I need that food.
You need that food and your tummy.
I need that food.
There's food? I saw that there was food somewhere.
Like, in the ground.
Oh, hit the back.
Hey! Hi!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't think that I did. I don't think I've ever done it.
You know what, I think we did a great job.
Oh, look at this! How cute is that?
If you scroll down on the screen,
like, look how deep it goes.
Oh, oh, if you scroll down. Oh my goodness.
Oh, we did pretty good! That's like not bad.
For the first try, that's pretty good.
Yes.
Hmm, I lost.
Alright.
That was cute.
So wait, did I unlock things from like getting achievements?
Oh yeah, wait, there are new things.
I got new eyebrows.
New eyebrows.
Oh, I did too.
Oh, I got tinted with the ones, I'm kind of...
I got new things.
I got the eyebrow.
I got the eyebrows, oh, you got eyebrows from the worm?
I look like...
I look like a background character in like a DreamWorks movie.
Like a...
We're gonna be the next three more spin-offs.
That's gonna be us.
Oh, is that the one with like the...
It was like the...
The two brothers.
Yeah, the two brothers and the hot mom with the fat ass.
I'm sorry. We're doing brother brother hot mom now.
Hot mom now? What is it?
Onward.
The movie where it's like...
That's not called...
What is this called Dexter Season 3?
It's called Onwards.
I will find a picture of that mom.
Brother Brothers suck on brother.
Onwards mom.
I think that was Pixar.
Oh I gotta see this mom.
Look at her.
Do you see?
Oh, she's making doosie, yes.
Oh, I see.
Oh, yeah, Tom Holland and Chris Pratt.
They're looking for, yeah, well her husband died.
Oh.
Well, it could be a lesbian, maybe, with her fat ass, maybe.
Dude, I had a picture of her and the dad up.
The dad's a pair of legs.
If that was the den, I would want to be in that field.
Where is this woman from?
Which one is she from?
Probably Canada.
This one.
Oh my god, her ass!
Isn't she from Despicable Me?
Is she?
Maybe?
That would be...
Where's the red head with the big fat ass from?
Why is this called letitgrow.jpeg?
Why would it...is that the lore ads?
I don't know.
Dude that would be more...that would be me.
You know what I mean?
Like if I believed in religion.
Holy shit.
Oh, she was in a...she was in a short called Inner Workings from Pixar.
I can only imagine.
Bro, look how fat her is.
I feel like you're denying the full experience by not including this
I feel like this is how I used to draw women when I was a kid.
with the biggest freaking ass imaginable?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh shit.
Dude, I used to draw, I used to draw like puffy sleeves
like they were princess on stick figures
and then a kid said that I was wearing boobs on them
and I cried.
What?
I'm gonna eat shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally eat shit.
Eat shit and die.
I said eat shit and die.
Oh, is that shy springing?
Woo!
Oh, look, a flare!
Hey!
What's in here?
Who wants a flare?
Ah!
Let's see what we get.
Oh, they're gonna die.
Oh, they're going under Biggie Street now.
They're gonna die.
Minecraft 101, don't think right now.
Is that what you do, sir?
Yeah, yeah, you never do that.
There you go.
Did you play it?
Yeah.
Wait, I can just go back and play it?
Yeah.
I don't want to one, don't date me right now.
Is that what you do sometimes?
Yup, yup, yup, you never do that.
There you go.
Can you play it?
Yeah.
Wait, I can just take a pumpkin to where?
You can just take some people?
I'm sorry.
Well, that was like half my health.
Oh no.
Oh my god.
That's okay, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Don't worry, I'll find you food.
Okay.
It comes in a Chinese takeout box.
We'll get you some succulent Chinese food.
Succulent.
It's funny because you have like the fangs on,
so when you came up and got real close, you're like,
Succulent Chinese.
Succulent Chinese meal.
Yes.
Succulent.
So succulent.
Ooh.
Little stiff.
get the shiny get the shiny
it's a cloud bomb
I don't know
there's a lot of items
yeah I like it
I found something.
It does make clouds.
Well, that's so like, hectic.
drink it
i'm not supposed to do this
oh it gives you health
woah
okay that was bomb
candy what was that a cluster bomb
jeez
cluster bomb
the pop
yeah the pop frog is a cluster bomb
i'll catch you
okay
i'll catch you
oh my god did that time is catching I think so I didn't catch him I need some
food I'll find some food what are these green things bounce on them oh shit okay
Bounce on the sheen.
Yeah, that would be awesome.
That would be kinda crazy.
What?
What was that?
Oh, we're done.
Oh, oh, cute.
I love that.
Okay.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry!
Help me!
Ugh!
Help!
I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it! I'm on the end!
Oh no no! You'll be fine!
I'm not gonna make it! I'm gonna fall!
You'll be fine! You'll be fine!
You'll be fine! You'll be fine!
Wait, can you pick me up on a like this?
Oh, you did?
Yeah! Oh, you did?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, where am I? It's not nice. Thank you.
I don't like the one.
Oh, come on.
Wait.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Ah!
Pickles.
Pickles.
No cucumbers.
Cumber.
Uh oh.
Okay, that's a...
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Where is it?
Sometimes there's like...
bombs embedded in the earth.
Oh, that's what it is. Yeah, just random bombs. Yeah, random.
Is it like... ooh, there's like a box here.
Oh, it fell.
Maybe if I just go in like a... what is that?
What is this?
Oh, so if you're gonna fall, you throw it on the ground and it softens the landing.
Oh, it's like spongy. Yeah, spongy foam.
I like that I got the
I got this bean candy dead we can
revive them well I guess we would see
candy floating around if they were dead. Candy's alive! Oh, okay. Catch me. Oh, sorry.
Alright, no, that's okay. That's fine. Candy's lost. Oh, are you hungry? The Archbee. You see
I don't know how to do this.
Oh, that makes like a pathway.
Oh, it does?
Yeah.
I also have the triangle.
Cumbumber.
Cumbumber.
Cumbumber.
That means a mile down.
What?
Candy?
I'm below us?
I think we're going to fall.
Oh, nice.
We're going to both get candy.
Gun you take it.
I'll bake it.
Ghandi.
I think, yeah, I was gonna say you can just take it from my hand.
Hmm.
It's candy below us?
I don't know, Chad said that they're below us.
Okay, wait. How do I...
If I do it...
Candy.
Oh!
Candy.
Ah.
Ghandi.
Wait.
Ghandi.
Ghandi.
Oh, it's a hippie.
Hey, wait let me catch it, I don't think I'm ever caught it.
Oh.
OK, here I come.
Oh, shit.
I want to try and be done.
Catch me.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I want to try this trying being.
I don't know what it does.
Do it.
Throw it down.
Do it.
Uh.
OK, I'm going to throw it over there.
Oh, shit!
Whoa, whoa, that's crazy
I don't know
Yeah, you can like carve out like a hole in the wall there we go
No fall damage
Hello?
Are you okay?
What the?
I see you.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh, you're like winged out.
Sorry, I felt like dust out of my mouth.
Yeah.
I keep finding dinguses.
Dingleberries? That's what you're finding?
Dingles.
Dingleberry.
Dingleberries.
What is that?
Oh, shit.
Oh.
No!
Oh, no, you're succulent Chinese meal.
Oh, my succulent Chinese meal.
Oh, no.
That's okay.
Maybe I'll find it later.
Woo!
That was a big mistake. I should have never done that.
Who's that? How was that?
Uh, I'm almost dead. Don't do it.
Oh, fuck. What did you say?
I stopped the landing.
Don't jump! Straight down!
I'll catch you!
Are you gonna catch me?
Whee! Oh! Nice!
Thank you!
I'll catch you!
Oh no!
Nice! We did it!
Yay!
Where's Candy?
Yeah, where the fuck is Candy?
We're out here doing like teamwork and Candy's like...
Go on!
Candy, how about eating rocks?
Next to you, Judy.
They do do that. They do do that.
Oh, uh oh.
Oh shit.
Oh my gosh.
Uh oh. Oh no. Oh no.
That is a steep, steep hill.
Oh shit. Guys, come over here.
Uh, can I, are you gonna catch me?
I'll catch you.
Okay.
I can't really see you.
Just jump.
I'll push ya.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh my god!
No!
I'm okay.
Wait, don't worry. I have a solution.
Check this out.
What is that?
She's bomb.
Huh?
It's got like a little rat on it.
Look, come over here.
Oh no wait!
There's a bomb. Careful.
God damn it.
Whoa!
Well, you can eat this.
Is it? You want a couple of cheese?
Uh-oh. Oh, fuck me.
Eat, eat, eat.
Ah!
Oh, yummy cheese!
It was supposed to be a lot more cheese, but the bomb just further bomb destroyed it.
There's still some around. You just kind of have to grab it where you can.
I
come come come come come this way
oh there's cucumber in here
you need?
eat the
eat the
I hold
we made it
Huzzah!
this is fun
I think for you baby girl
Oh
We can kind of like slide
What?
I can hear a candy on the lake.
Guys?
R.A.C.?
Hi candy.
I'll bring you back to life.
We have a fun escape.
Oh
Oh
I'm on a beam
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Oh.
Oh, I guess Candy's alive then.
Who can be alive?
I
Oh
Shit like the rest of the park
Down the holes
Dog is still down
Oh
Here I'll catch you
This YUM!
Oh my god!
This YUM!
AHHHH!
Sandy, okay.
You're right behind me.
Hey!
I got you.
I slipped with you!
You slipped with me!
AHHHH!
What's happening?
He's slipping!
I have cucumber, I can give it to Candy.
That's the first thing right next to me!
Oh, holy shit!
Are you dead, Candy?
I think Dan moved on.
Okay.
Sorry, I was kidding so much.
No, it's okay, I'm fine, I think you can just slip it.
Yeah, you can slip it in any way you want, what's going on?
Just slip it up, candy.
Whee!
What?
Oh, shit.
Watch out! Help!
Oh, I just let her slide.
I just don't expect...
I just don't expect to be as slippery as I am.
Why did he come to see us?
Uh, there was a cucumber there.
Oh
Wait, why why we didn't we didn't see
I'm slippery.
Ah!
Oh, that's nice.
Well...
I'm so slippery.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
It was me!
Shut your eyes!
Shut your eyes!
Shut your eyes!
Oh!
I don't need it anymore.
You can try like you want.
Black.
I'm full!
I'm full!
I'm full!
So full.
So full.
I'm so full.
I'm so full of it.
I'm so full of it.
I'm so full of it.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, that's really far down.
Noooo
Ohhhhh no
No
No
What do we eat?
Hold up, hold up, hold up
This way?
OOF
Oh
Fuck
Okay, well both are like me
Wait, this is...
This is...
What?
Are you okay?
Shy's dead.
Shies dead.
Oh, no.
Is that the Mario impression that was not intentional?
No.
Oh!
Oh!
Ah!
What is that noise?
That's not me. I don't know. That's not me though.
Is that me? Am I the one gulping?
Yo, I can see through the walls, dude.
the walls dude. Oh yeah, me too. There's a lot of stuff. I'm saying that's scary. It's
like there's nothing on you by the way. So just like, like, well, where you were before,
I think you should be okay. But also I'm dead, so like, don't listen to me. You can, you
You can claw the stone and then you can dig it.
Oh, true.
This is not me.
Help!
Whoa.
I'm...
Oh god.
Oh.
That's it?
Oh no, there's so below.
Oh my god, they're so below.
Always happens to me.
Where are you now?
Now, are you alive?
I am.
I'm here.
Are you getting below?
This message is just for you, baby,
because you're getting on that container.
I was somewhere ahead of you.
Hi guys.
And I would...
Is everybody alive?
Hey, yeah, I'm alive.
Good. I'm alive too.
I can catch you.
You can catch me?
I think so.
I gotta find out where you are first.
I'm really right below it.
Oh, I can kill you!
Yeah.
I'm like waiting...
Oh wait, let me get something to eat first.
Hey guys, try...
Yeah, I know.
Hey, uh, so, uh, you know, am I gonna die?
Ow!
I'm not.
Oh, I'm not.
Oh, I'm not.
Oh, I'm not.
Hello.
Help, help, help, help.
Help, help, help. I'm right here. I'm gonna die.
I see you, I see you.
You're dead.
You can help me. You can help me. You can save me.
Let me see you.
I saved you. I saved you.
You're dead.
You're dead.
I'll try my- I- I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm gonna save you!
It's gonna be! I'm gonna do it!
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, the water!
A worm?
You can save me.
Oh my god.
AHHHH!
I'm fine.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
Welcome
Save you and I shaved you Wow
Yeah
Statue yeah, it's like dinner if I'm dead I think
Look where the dog is
Oh shit wait oh he's over there
where the dog is there's a revive spot there's a respawn point
oh okay
I have to go take my silly dog
take your silly tail
dude I'm on to something over here
if you want me to what
he calls
Oh, shit.
Okay, wait.
No.
Okay, wait.
Something.
Come on, there's something.
Is there anything?
Come on.
Is there anything?
Come on, there's something.
I'm feeling something over here.
Oh, God!
Uh-oh.
Is there a Krabot?
I don't know!
What?!
That's perfect.
Woah!
Look at all of this.
Oh, Cheese Bomb.
Cheese Bomb!
Sorry, I'm down here.
Thank you.
And I have to be Cheese Bomb.
How far is Dom?
Uh, are you guys right over here?
Wait, if you go...
Yeah, right...
Oh, I hear him.
Oh, you.
I...
I'm coming.
Oh my goodness, that scared me for a second.
Wait, I gotta throw the cheese bomb because I-
Wait!
I'm so, uh...
I just need the help.
Oh my gosh.
Woo!
Cheese!
Cheese!
I love the cheese!
That's so cute.
Oh, I hear him!
Can you hear him, Barty?
That's so cute.
Oh my god, this is good.
Cheese!
That's great cheese, it's delicious.
Great cheese!
Want to save some cheese?
You bet! I'll just take some of this with me.
What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Mozzarella cheese.
Ooh, really?
Yeah.
That's such a good snack cheese, you know.
Yes! That's why it's my favorite.
Perfect for snacks.
It really is.
I like green.
What's your favorite?
Yeah, I like the creamy with the mold like it.
Oh wait, so what are you asking?
What's your style?
Um, ooh.
I, for like a snack cheese, I like, uh, Buda.
Or you can just have some pepper.
But if I'm doing like a sandwich or something,
and I want like something I really like,
I love, um, la la la la la.
What am I thinking?
Oh, monster cheese.
So good.
Oh, I hear him.
I hear him.
Sounds like boss.
I heard him.
We're coming, boy!
We're coming, don't worry!
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, he's right there!
He's over here! He's right here!
Ah, wait, where?
Oh, he's right there?
Oh, we can revive all of the players.
Oh, you see this?
Oh, look at this.
Oh, there's like, ham in the meat.
Guys, get your meat.
Oh, yeah.
I'll have two and then buff can have two and then we'll be good at least.
Yeah.
I think buff can eat these two pieces and then we're good when buff is better.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey.
And I'm going to live time guys.
So, so alive is how I'm going to be.
She's going to be so alive.
I feel so alive.
I'm going to be so alive.
I feel so alive.
I feel so alive.
So loud now we have to dig down
We dig down from here
It's actually impressive how much damage I just took hey, yeah
Here there's some meat over here no no that's a boss
Oh
Kill that guy
Hello
Oh
Anyway, good
Not perfect timing
Perfect timing
Nothing will happen while we while we wait here. No, of course not. I'll take my silly shit, too
You be
Oh
What was that I heard something over here problem
This game is cute they did it's really impressive how they
Like how well made this is yeah
How dynamic like just like the dirt and everything around you is it's really really cool. I like it
That's why I'm telling you, oh my god, we have to play it.
Yeah, no, this is cool.
I knew it came out, but I didn't watch it because I don't like getting spoiled, you know?
So when I go in, I'm like, oh.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hello?
Hello?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
What was that?
You know...
Oh, it's Candy.
I've got him somewhere!
That's...
Oh!
Oh!
Candy is a bomb, ain't he?
Yeah, that's what candy.
Candy likes it and scooped all the bombs.
Just take it off your tongue.
So how far have you been in this?
I've been to the second level, which is the ice level.
Have you been to the next, the ice level?
Is that like the next checkpoint?
Yeah, the next one is the ice below us.
I'll tell you, it's hard.
Yeah.
It's hard because the ground is slippery.
Yeah, oh gross.
The ground is slippery.
And you know how there's bats in this one?
Yeah.
Well, in that one the bats have bombs.
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh.
It's pretty bad.
Yeah.
We can do this.
It'll be easy.
Joe's flailer.
I'm excited.
I think we could do it.
I think we can do it. We gotta go save our boy!
Yeah, the bats are carrying lit TNT, so they like explode really fast.
Oh shit. Okay.
Okay.
Lit TNT!
Lit TNT!
Lit TNT!
Oh, you want a lit TNT?
Oh, you want a fucking lit TNT?
Oh, buff just like...
What does it appear?
Oh, did buff disappear?
I don't know.
Uh...
She's not in the game anymore.
No!
Hey, I-I-I scavenged!
I fixed the problem that I caused myself!
I scavenged the student!
I'm full of ish health!
The game kicked her.
Oh no, wait.
Oh wait, I can- you can invite from the menu.
Yeah, I invited.
I am on this one.
The player wants to join the game, except...
Yes!
Oh, no!
Oh, I thought it was a...
No, no, no, no, there we go, there we go.
Okay, I was gonna say...
I was like, what?
You're playing.
Hello!
I don't know if I'm sorry.
Look, I would have all the items, but...
Oh, wait, get rewards.
Here we go.
Oh, nice.
This is not...
Okay, that's not fine.
I mean...
Wow, a well-made game!
There's some things over here guys.
Wait, what?
Um...
Do you know what they bring?
Backside.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you're fine.
There's some items over here.
Come on.
There's some items over here.
Hi.
I ate all my food buff and then immediately I worked into a bomb and lost all my health
and then I was going to get more health from little snack boxes.
Wow, that's awesome.
That's what you missed
Here there's some items right here where?
Hey, yeah, yeah, oh the Henry's hand. Oh, why don't I?
I
Think it's bad I soon
go now wait I think you just like holding if you're just like running around
with the with the thing in hand I think you just am I think you have to put the
toy away
Otherwise you just keep squeaking it while the wall is out and you just keep squeaking it.
Yeah.
Okay, wait. I go this way.
Yeah, which way do we want to go?
Down.
I'm almost done. Sorry.
Oh no, you're fine.
Is it medicine time too?
Yeah.
Yeah. We all take medicine.
Yeah, all at the same time.
Sorry, you should take some medicine.
Are you sure?
Uh...
Okay.
Uh...
I don't think I have any medicine.
I took my medicine.
I think.
I think?
Yeah.
Yeah!
Uh...
Yeah!
La la la la la.
Lately
So true. Yeah
You check this out. What is this? Got one of these bad boys. You see this?
Yeah
Yeah, it's pretty cool
Fine
Oh, there's something up there
I'm making a fucking little like coffee
No, don't copy me!
Uh-oh.
Oh!
He was pretty close to you, actually.
That was like...
Really close.
That was actually...
Where do you...
What...
Where do they go?
Holy...
Holy...
Come on, Dandy.
Okay, that's it.
Are you sure?
Okay.
Yup.
True.
You did not come down here.
No, it's ice, right?
Ooh, okay.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Oh.
Hi.
Oh.
Hey.
Hey.
What happened?
Oh, I fell down the ice hole.
Oh, we haven't even been to the ice hole yet.
We're going to the ice hole.
Do we go this way?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh.
For you.
For you.
I love that one that's my favorite so far yeah I'd like how it grows
It goes right towards you.
Hello?
I fell.
Wait, wait!
I'm coming!
Damn!
Wait, watch this, ready?
what the hell does that do?
oh that's for the canal right?
oh can't believe you see that bat over there?
yeah it has t and t
try and do it that's crazy
Oh
Boy, it's freeze pop.
Ice.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Oh
I
Recently watched a picture of me
Don't die I'll find a way to bring you back
No
I recently watched a hit from the labby ram.
I recently watched it, and I love you, Ren.
Can I have a noise?
Can I have a noise?
The David Bowie has huge models and humongous peniles.
It was like...
...but in centers of all moons.
I was like...
Did they just make this for a pretty...
...queender and bulb?
It's just dead.
And no one says anything.
Like...
No one talks about it.
No one discusses it.
None of the creatures in the realm say anything.
whoa how the fuck did i survive THAT
I think you're close to a buffstead body.
I don't know.
A chemical?
Yeah, it's like slightly above you.
Oh yeah, right over there.
Can you see it?
Yeah, that's buff.
That's buff.
Can you make it to her?
Suckling Chinese food out, can't you?
Suckling Chinese mail.
Suckling general sales.
I hang on you.
You run?
Oh, watch out.
Oh, her body's going up a little bit.
But it's right there, it's fine.
It's not that far.
Suckling Chinese food out.
I'm gonna get you.
Wait, feed us some of that orange chicken.
On the hand, mate!
Don't touch my...
How the hell are you still alive?
I don't know!
Suck in a Chinese food right there!
Right there!
I just... I just... I just...
I was... I was...
I was like, here you are!
you made it you made it wait there's succulent Chinese food right there you
should gobble that up where right behind you wait you don't see it it's right
there in that hole in front of you wait you're walking over this hole yes yeah
I don't see anything.
Oh, weird.
Oh, no, let me eat it!
Aw.
Weird.
So much water, but can't take a drink.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm gonna go check on Candy.
I don't know.
Oh my god, my ghost story. Chinese ghost story meal.
I
Son of a fucking
and my knife and it right there
you're doing great now
you're gonna have to be the one that saves us
can he edit his I think has cave madness
doesn't want to talk to me
wait try it, wait try it, let's put a candy or put it on
I'll make sure to put out my kitty top that's ready.
Okay.
Uh...
It didn't work.
Can you hand it to us?
Hand it to us.
I hear flapping and I'm like, what's the flapping?
What the flapping?
What the flapping?
What the flapping?
What the flapping?
Flippy flap?
What the flapping?
Flippy flap?
I'm gonna love you with you.
I think I'm gonna die.
Why do I love you with you?
You should die.
Guys, I think I'm gonna fucking die.
I
Love you. You should die
You got this
I was talking about how I watched labyrinth recently and David Bowie's kicking balls
It's so distracting
Yeah, and he's hot.
And none of the creatures...
None of the creatures talk about it.
Candy!
Candy?
Oh, Candy doesn't want to talk to anybody.
Candy!
Oh, Candy!
Guys, don't even try. Candy won't even talk to you.
Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Oh, we probably do sink, maybe.
Okay.
Candy!
Oh, dumb, dumb, like...
Candy!
Come on, Candy!
I don't need the fucking staff!
Ow.
Ow.
Oh
I think we need to restore to lovely.
Hey Kenny!
We gotta go main menu.
Main menu
Do we have to do the main menu? Yeah, and the DC
Candy DC, but like they're doing so good. Oh never mind
Well, it's like we're all done. I couldn't yeah, I couldn't uh
Everyone said that I was walking past that cheese, but literally I didn't there was no I mean as far as I could see there's no
I I'm so baby one, but it was too far away
But I didn't see something I
Couldn't hear you guys
I'm just gonna like restart it because it was like loading forever so I'm gonna fix it
real quick.
It's cute though, I love it!
I
Was on a steam work
Did you know that you can log in with Twitch and have crowd control?
You can?
Yeah, do I dare try it?
I have to pee really bad first.
Okay you pee really bad.
I'm not lying.
Pea yourself.
Pea yourself.
When you said when you saw green statues were they like the like directly next to me
Oh, yeah, you passed two of them. Oh, you pass them you were there. I
Generally didn't see any
I think my new shirt I want to see
Under construction
What did I get? Oh, I got that one, too
you. Avatar shirt. Oh, nice. I like the puppy. Oh my god, my Squidward. Wait, should I,
I feel like connecting to Twitch would be a bad idea. Yeah. We would get anything done.
No. I think that would have to be like a specific, like we're going to fuck around. Maybe we
do a few more rounds than we do like one round with it later just to see you know
hey check this out
hey check this out Kiehl's you
wow
oh look at that wait are you ready you ready ready for this
I really want the Noe
Oh 360!
Heal yourself 500 points in one session?
Jesus
Look at this
Sniper
Oh, Sniper
Sniper
Oh
Sniper on the top
Oh
Oh
It's so full body terrible.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
I didn't try to, mouse and I went off together
and you two went off together.
And then mouse died immediately.
And so I was like, and then I was just trying
to find you guys.
And then I was like, would it be better if I just died?
But then I was like, no.
I think that sometimes too, but.
Yeah.
put you on the ground oh there you go now you're on it
yes Kenny oh okay I
from now on if I get if I get isolated on my own I'm just gonna kill myself
Well, same if I get isolated I'll just
Because because I keep I just keep that cause a leash wandering off and be like what the fuck is it
I need some chips.
Very healthy.
Very healthy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Computer!
Computer!
It's out so I can see him.
Computer!
Hmm.
Computer, stop the candy stick.
Computer.
Make everyone in chat really horny and gay.
And really into dragons.
Sorry, I'm projecting.
You guys are gonna start feeling that in about half an hour.
Wow, half an hour is just kind of.
Half an hour.
Way ahead of you.
What are you doing?
Dude, people are gonna be shocked.
Ari, I thought you were going to bed.
You could be playing.
People aren't going to be able to stop me on Pride Month.
I'm just going to be like,
Yeah!
Because you don't have all these people gay.
Yeah!
You're in the shower?
See Shia?
Ari watches streams in the shower too.
You're in the shower?
What?
Ari, I did that too.
I always watch streams in the shower.
Why did you yell that in my case?
And then Shia was like,
Why did you do that?
And I was like,
I'm having way too much fun making my own little custom water balloons, you know?
I'm having such a game
Okay, thank you guys
Some of my favorite comments
Make this whole sexual run through all the women
Oh, computer.
Wait, there's so many dogs missing, actually.
No!
What happened?
Who's taking them?
They keep digging down.
Harry could be playing with us, but decided to take a shower instead
Make always really loud they're not been soapy
20%
I was beating you up
No
Stop crying
What are you doing?
Barcelona
Barcelona
Barcelona
Legs on a shoe!
Computer!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Get a fucking candy with the glow stick.
Oh!
Is everyone ready to go down?
Always.
Always.
Dude, I can't believe that.
Oh wait a second my stream is exploding. It's doing that thing where I'm dropping frames.
I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna see if it comes back. Why is my eyes- Why is everything- It always does that.
It always pretends like I don't have internet yet. Here I am. Oh, it's because we're surrounded by glow sticks.
Okay. I was like why is my- why is this so fucking bright when we go?
It's because you're starting here. Oh thanks.
Oh, candy.
Hi.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's not a sign.
Oh my gosh, I'm dying.
Oh my gosh, I'm dying.
I don't want candy.
Oh my gosh, I'm dying.
I think it's getting better.
I don't want to jinx it.
I think this is some shit that if I was a kid, I would jump and like, I would like, curbs not myself on the corner here.
Can I tell you guys a story?
a story. My very first day of kindergarten. So my mom has two pictures. She has a picture
of me smiling holding my little lunchbox and I'm going off to kindergarten. And then she
has a picture of the second day of me going to kindergarten and I have a giant bandage
on my head because I went on the monkey bars and I fell and smacked my head off of a metal
bar the very first day of kindergarten yeah and so and they had to like patch
it up so I went from very happy to my second day was just I'm just busted up
that's funny I need to find those pictures because I've seen the pictures
and my mom tells me the story oh you guys ready oh my god that was some
of the violence.
No.
Somebody said, computer, drop stuff, guys, pants.
Computer, remove the pants.
I remember I was a kid.
Long time ago.
I can't control one.
Yeah.
There used to be a kid who would sit at the bottom of the slide
and he'd spit in his paces.
Oh.
You guys want your items?
They don't want their items.
Here, do you want one of these?
Because you have like two of those?
Here.
Here, you can, do you want a bomb?
Oh
Fuck
I'm sorry, I tried to drop. Oh my god. Are you dead? Yeah? Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh
Geez, I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god
I did drop it, but it was um, you know, oh, I deserve it
We can do this.
Oh my guys, I've got you.
Woo!
Oh, I don't know if I like the cloud in the bottle.
What do they do?
It makes clouds that make you float up.
Oh.
Oops.
Oh, see look, here's one.
Yay!
What?
It makes little clouds.
Like clouds.
We think it's cloud-faced.
Clouds?
Yeah.
Nice.
Uh-oh.
What was that? Oh, where are the others? Oh, they're way below us. We got a...
Whoops! Ha ha! Oops! We got to get down there.
I was a kid and my mom put my hair and I cried because she gave me an ugly haircut.
And I was afraid that I was going to get made fun of and I did.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
That's not good.
I got a really, really bad haircut once, and I went to school, and I got picked on, and everyone called me a lesbian.
But I don't, like, at the time, you know, I don't know.
I think they're trying to insult me, but I was just confused.
Oh, no.
I don't know, I think they were just trying to be mean, but you know, in like, you know, in middle school, they'll just kind of say whatever.
Yeah. Uh oh. I'll catch you.
I was in elementary school and my mom gave me a bullpen. I look like the kid from Stranger Things.
Oh, that's not funny. I'm sorry to hear that.
I was like, this is a boy hair, but this is for boys.
Oh no.
This is for boys.
And she was like, it's just that you've been sick
and it's easier to maintain if it's shorter.
I'm like, eh.
Gotcha.
That sounds horrible.
I'm sorry, honestly, that's...
Dude, that's the worst.
Uh-oh.
Oh, this is fine.
A bowl cut model, what, never!
Bold me!
Bowl cut model?
Where are they?
Bold me.
I remember I was so frustrated,
I went to the bathroom, I cut my hair myself,
and it made, I made it even worse.
Oh, oh no.
What is that?
What was that?
Did you hear that?
Yeah, it's like a gorping noise.
Oh, something was like goblin.
Bro, I went from Stranger Things kid to eleven.
Oh, jeez.
I was a whole fucking cast.
Yeah, gosh.
When I was in the tree fall.
Oh, over here?
over here wait how did that hurt me I felt like it was nothing I feel like
sometimes like the fall the fall damage like it's weird cuz sometimes they
get hurt and sometimes yeah yeah wait there's a oh there's a thing right
What's going on?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Give us pizza.
Deep dish pizza!
I hate pizza.
Nice!
Guys, I think deep dish pizza is kind of vid.
Is that controversial?
Did you just eat the deep dish pizza?
Yeah, it's kind of vid.
Yeah, I can tell.
Wait, what?
What?
Your voice is really low.
Hey baby, you want some?
Yeah, so literally you-
Deep dish beats have made your voice lower.
AHHHHHHH
That's okay! I'm okay!
He's coming back!
Oh, watch out for that, watch out for that.
Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?
Dude, he likes us.
Dude, you sound like me in middle school when I got a new haircut.
What's happening?
Oh look, I got a dingus!
He said he sounds like...
Am I still deep?
Ha ha ha!
Am I still deep?
He said he was!
You're so deep!
Oh...
Ha ha ha!
I love the lad!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know if that helps at all, but...
Oh, there we go.
Oh, it got better!
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh.
You didn't catch her!
Now she's fine.
Oh.
No.
I don't know oh god oh god
Oh my god, there's another one.
Woo!
Man.
Well done, man.
That sounds really close.
Oh.
What?
You all ready for this?
Yeah.
Woo!
Here I am.
Welcome home.
That sounds really close.
Are you all ready for this?
Are you all ready for this?
Yes.
Watch this, ready?
Dude!
Watch this, ready?
I found this, ready?
Hey, that's alright, man.
Watch this, ready?
How?
By the way, I did this.
Oh, I got you.
Oops.
Oh!
I'm fine.
Oh, shit.
I'm okay.
Yo, what's up?
This way.
Okay.
Down there.
Oh.
I was with...
Oh, I was at like a level of...
Hi, Candy.
Hey, I was like...
I was at like 1,100.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, catch me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Okay, haha!
Now, if I catch you!
Ah, yeah!
You gotta jump to me!
Oh, god. Oh, Jesus!
Hey, you okay?
AAAAAAAAH!
I'm gonna find you!
Me?
Yeah.
Thanks. Oh shit!
Do you need food?
Ow.
Oh look.
I don't think you have one.
Um, no look.
No?
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm coming.
Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall.
Gotcha.
Here you go, you gotta jump.
You gotta jump, you gotta jump on me, jump on me, jump on me, jump on me, jump on me,
jump on me, jump on me, jump on me, jump on me.
Okay, I'm not gonna catch a candy.
Uh, here we go.
Hey, catch up.
Ow.
Not that I didn't want to, it's just that candy just didn't fall on me at all.
I get that.
Candy!
Candy!
Candy's like way down there, Jesus.
What do we do about that?
Wait, how far down?
I like where they're down, you know.
One thing to check out about it.
And he likes going down.
I die!
Why?
Because I didn't jump good.
Yeah, no I didn't.
Also, I don't go off on my own.
I go off on people and they die and then I'm alone.
And he kind of went off on their own.
AHHHHHHH!
I'll be fine if he's okay.
Yeah.
You're big.
Yum.
I like to watch.
And it ain't watching.
I like to watch.
Oh, your mouth!
Hey, it's just you, by the way.
Everyone's dead.
Everyone's dead.
Everyone died, everyone fell.
Everyone died, everyone's dead.
Don't look down, don't look down.
Yeah, whatever you just want, don't look down.
I must not do the math to reassure you.
One plus one is two.
Two plus three is five.
You're fucking pissing me.
You got this?
You're pissing me off.
All right, well look at you go, hey, throw that, throw that, yeah, oh, oh look at that.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, some delicious French chicken.
Oh, eat that, uh, oh, oh, I see someone's body down there.
Yeah, it's somebody.
that's someone it's someone for sure down there
it's candy yeah that's definitely candy down there
what about me what about me I think could you just restart
I'm gonna be so attached
of times. Oh shit, that had multiple huh? Look at that water. Gotcha candy. My urge.
I feel like when I stay with my friends, I get killed.
Why?
How could you say that?
Things at me.
Things at me. Yeah, let me.
Check it.
What do you think?
How does this always end up happening?
Why am I all over here?
I feel like...
What?
Oh!
Wait.
Oh!
Come on!
AHHHH!
Oh, hey mouse!
Are you okay?
I'm dead.
Oh my God!
I got you.
Oh...
Kidney, what's wrong, Kidney?
I got you.
There's a bomb on me.
I think you're very far down hello can you guys hear me yeah yeah I can hear you
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
How does this work?
I'm coming.
OK, I can catch you.
I can catch you.
Can you catch me?
Yeah.
Deal.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
You caught me.
I didn't catch you.
You wanna send me?
Was candy.
Should I have the ring?
I can catch you.
Can you catch me? You're way too far down.
No.
You're way too far.
Jesus.
Get him with that rally.
Okay.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Oh, I'm scared. Okay.
Can you check this out?
Uh-oh.
Why did you do that?
Help!
Help!
She wants it from me!
She wants it from me!
She wants it from me!
She wants it from me! I'm so sorry!
That's what everyone said! That's what they all said!
No! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
You are so lucky that one is muckas over.
I don't want this anymore.
Cumber.
Cumber.
I need Cumber.
I need the Cumber.
I need the Cumber.
You need a Cumber?
There's two over here.
Cumber.
Come grab one.
You like the way I sound, can you?
Oh, sweet.
You like the way I sound, can you?
Oh, sweet.
Kenny hollers at us.
You like the way I sound?
Yes!
Coming down!
Yes!
Coming down!
I was going for it, I had to be.
What?
Plot.
Plotting it up.
Oh no.
Plotting it up.
Where is it?
Where?
Everybody watch out.
Where?
Did he suck you?
No.
I'm going to kill you.
Everybody watch out!
What!?
Did he suck you?
No.
He'll see water.
Oh shit.
Yeah, well it's got me, Candy.
Can you catch me?
Can you catch me you didn't catch me I heard I tried I tried I tried to get you know it didn't work
Jesus Christ
Bom bom bom bom
You can't take the floor off, I'm just telling you to have a break.
Thank you.
Okay, well, I'll wait.
Go to the bathroom.
You can do what you want to do.
Is there a reminder?
Yeah, right next to me.
Yeah, okay.
Hey!
Excuse me, can you imagine if you...
How does that register?
Can you fucking f**king f**k out?
Wait, hold up a sec, dude.
Wait, there's a puppy here.
I need some.
Oh cucumbers.
Cucumber.
Do you see them?
Oh, there you go. Nice.
Oh, someone just got annihilated over there.
Oh wait, there's a snack.
You want grape juice?
Are you doing grape juice?
No, I'm good.
That's all that's happening to me.
Bubbly drink.
Whoa!
Wait, was it that dude?
Wait a sec.
Whoa!
Sprawlpaw.
That's someone that just grows like a thing.
I don't even know.
What does this do?
Oh, it does this.
Oh, jeez.
YouTube music.
I'm still alive.
That's good.
We love that.
Tell me desert great.
Where was I?
Hey, my body fell way up on the floor.
Yup, like kinda like that.
Just like that?
Dude, how are you supposed to be?
Oh god!
Oh girl, you're going the extra mile.
Oh Jesus.
Oh, you're still going.
Oh, oh, oh, Jesus!
Oh god, it's terrible!
You're going to play go.
I love playing go.
We gotta play that gambling game one day.
I'm going to work!
Everyone's doing it.
Hey, we gotta play that gambling game one day.
The gambling game.
We really gotta play that gambling game.
Yes.
We should play that gambling game.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
You're not even alive, Candy.
You sound like a theme park employee that has to say that before the ride every time.
Gotta say it every time.
You're only hard.
Candy.
Candy.
Candy.
I need the Polaroids on the ride.
I don't call anybody.
Wait, oh my gosh, we're gonna ride skies.
Can we?
Okay.
There was this new thing that just came out.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
There's this new thing that just came out where it's also for type human, but you can
play with people and you can add twitch and the bridge to it.
Oh, there's a lot.
Get it.
You're a live player.
You're a live player.
So we can play with them.
It's multiplayer of roller coaster Tycoon.
Oh, I want to play that.
That's fun.
With twitch integration.
With twitch integration.
With twitch integration.
After people are named after twitchers they can drown them if they want.
Oh, that's fun.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm pissing off a banana banana.
Is that me?
It's mine!
Or maybe it's you.
That's me!
Oh, no, about two felt way further down.
Oh, no.
What?
Guys, I redeemed myself.
Yeah?
That's me.
Yeah.
Okay, I see Mouse's body.
She's like, way down.
Watch your back, wait!
What?
Oh.
Can you guys hear me?
Does it sound good or?
It's real loud.
Okay.
I said I'm loud to you?
No.
What you saying?
I'm like, wow, do you think this is a good quality that everyone would hear about?
This is good, right?
This is good?
Yeah, I know it.
You like this?
I like it.
Yeah, isn't it fun?
Isn't it?
Yeah.
Hey, Shaya.
Shaya?
Yeah, you like it?
Yeah, you like it?
That's good.
That's good that you like it.
I'm glad you like it.
You like it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna yeah
You know, I really enjoyed you're welcome
Anytime
Now we must continue on
Fuck that back
Oh, I'm seeing it in this.
Ah!
Ah!
I'm returning.
Yeah!
What?
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Hey!
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, fuck.
Ow!
Hold up.
This thing is a shit.
Oh.
Oh.
OK.
Um.
Oh.
Humber?
Humber?
Come, come, come, Humber.
Come, come, come, come.
Oh.
Oops.
Okay, well, if you guys do the work.
She's more, she's more weird.
She always does it.
I always do it.
You guys okay?
You guys doing good down there?
Oh!
Sorry, can you not?
Oh!
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Alright, can you stand back?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, this is so scary where I am.
I'm fucked.
Why is it like a bomb?
I'm okay.
Where did it go?
Where is it?
Uh-oh.
Oh!
I'm okay.
What?
Yes!
Candy! I can catch you, Candy!
Candy! We'll catch you!
We'll catch you, Candy!
Please! Oh!
I'm still dying somehow!
Can you help me?
I landed directly on you in my view in my world
RIP it.
Bite it with your teeth.
Rip it.
Let's take your canine and rip it off.
Cookey.
Cookey.
Do you get it?
Do I have soft gelatin teeth that I can't open?
Touch on it.
Look how- wait, look how cookie is it, like a chocolate chip?
Well, it's just, it's like a regular cookie.
It's like a sugar cookie.
Oh, you can just like,
grab both sides and pull it,
like in the middle.
I was so close, bro.
I was like 200 meters away from him,
and I booed myself up.
I just like, pulled it.
Pull it in.
You pull it.
Thank you.
Is that fine?
Yeah, did you get it?
I have a little, oh my God.
I'm going to be honest with you, so I started lifting weights and my arms were so sore.
I started lifting the little two pounders.
And my arms have been so sore.
Two pounders.
That's good.
I'm trying to wait.
I'm trying to try to show you the face that you're giving me.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Sean.
Hey.
Hey, am I excited Shaya?
Yeah, I think so
I gotta tell you about my progress
Gotta go around your ankle so when you do your walking on your treadmill
It's like a pound weight. It'll help with your calf for helping up your body
take them off you can go really fast yeah I want I did a 30-minute walk oh my
god I did a 30-minute walk and I did it I did it with incline oh whoa that's good
you're doing more than chef I did incline and then I
I upped the speed to um, I usually have it on one and I put it on like a, I put it on one point, the highest I went was 1.7.
Okay.
That's awesome.
That's really good.
Yeah, my, my body hurts so bad.
Yeah but that's good though, that's good.
It hurts so bad.
Make it the same thing.
Incline and I and I and I put it up to I think I did like I had it at point five
And then I went to one and then I did incline like one point five
for like a few minutes
Like I did like flat and then I incline it again and again
He's not a bad apollopon
I
Mean that's good. I don't think we got really far on this one
It was right next to it I dug into a bomb but I was like going down so I couldn't get away from it. Yeah, I
Feel like I'm always pretty low
good as fuck yeah are you taking are you taking breaks between walking like yeah
like days so that your body recovers when it was my when it was my treatment
it took a break oh good a break I started taking breaks when it's treatment
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, yeah because you don't want to like overwork yourself because then you're never going to recover, then your muscles won't recover.
I know, well okay if you get, I don't know if your body would handle the epsom salt baths, but that would be really good for your body.
I want to try yeah, it's soothing for your muscles. Yeah, it's literally just like it's just a type of salt and you just like put it in the bathtub
I've used my mom's back cuz I don't have that dog
Yeah
That really helps massage it into my skin. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yes
We gotta save this damn dog yeah, let's go get this fucking dog
This time we're gonna get it the whole way
This time
Are you okay?
I'm not a Mr.E for the 10 gift that sucks.
What'd you say, Batman?
And he's on something.
Yeah, sir. I walked with incline.
I guess you're hurt.
I can't do any walking when I stream in the day or the day after, my body hurts.
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
hahahaha
Holy shit
Hey mom, what the fuck?
What?
Sorry, I killed some of those candy
Here you go
I'm not homophobic!
Oh, okay
I'M NOT, I'M NOT!
I'm not homophobic!
You guys don't have to say that, Kandy
Yeah, I'm not!
I am Kandy
I swear, I'm not!
I wouldn't be in Vichi Runaway if I was homophobic
I'm not actually the worst actually you know what maybe I am now maybe I am
Oh no, Candy's going full on homophome. No, Candy! You can't listen.
Abuse Candy, have bad. Oh, that's it. She's changing, she's changing.
Just change it up!
I'm gonna change it up!
There's like a puncher there.
Oh! For me?
The...
Oh!
AHHHHH!
Stop!
Where's that?
Let me out! Help!
See she helped!
Help!
Oh come on, bird!
Sammy the homofogel beachy monster.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Can I have a cucumber?
There you are, cucumber.
Uh oh.
Yeah, thanks.
Uh oh.
You have two.
Oh, thanks.
You can have a three.
What?
What?
But what about you?
Oh, I'm good.
I'm come-combered out.
Hey, whatcha gonna do to me, dude?
Whatcha gonna do?
Hey, what you gonna do, you know, I'm a poor woman
Oh look at me like that. Okay, now we're just lying
Oh
Sorry, do you want to go mouse on me? Yeah, watch this, right? Yeah
Nice
Okay, so
I'm yeah, hey beach bomb beach bomb blow up each bomb basketball blew me up. I blew myself up
You blew yourself
Yeah
And I was like I was like 600 feet down. Oh, I just went really far down
My succulent Chinese meal?
My succulent orange chicken.
Almost.
And some gentle soles with a side of crispy pea.
Mmm, for study bay.
Oh, nice.
They look really good with that.
Oh!
Careful.
Oh!
Careful.
Nice.
Oh my god, that's so handy.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, that's a- is that far?
No.
No.
Ah!
Okay, I see candy over there.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh, I see candy's body, too.
Candy, you're bolder.
There you go, Candy.
I'm gonna feed you.
I'll eat you.
Hey.
You said cheese.
I go.
I feel like a lemon game where you can feel like you give them a job and they just do
it till they die.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a game called Lemmings.
Oh, Lemmings.
I thought you said Lemmings.
No, Lemmings.
Yeah, Lemmings is like L-E-M-M-I-N-G.
Okay.
Oh, that's not too good.
Thank you, Masked.
You're welcome.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Ah!
Okay.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, I thought you got it.
Thank you, Max.
You're welcome.
Oh!
Candy.
Oh!
Oh my gosh.
Wow, nice babies.
Lemonade.
Lemonade.
It's like that lemonade you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Haha.
You and me, Candy.
You and me!
Ah!
Oh
No
I
Know
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
Hi!
Thanks for a great day.
You did a great job.
Oh hey hi.
Thanks for resurrecting me.
You did.
Hey try resurrecting me.
Hey guys.
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Wait.
Okay.
Try this way.
I'll go to him.
Oh.
Hello.
Oh
Oh nice, I got a zipline on here.
Oh wait, you know that?
Yeah, I got a zipline on here.
Come on, come on, come on, jump, jump, jump.
Oh, jump, I can jump.
There you go.
There you go.
Yep.
Sharia, can you catch us?
Sharia, can you catch us?
Yeah, yeah.
Sharia, can you catch us?
Can you catch us?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you gave my life!
Oh my god
Oh my god
Woo!
Are you different friends than you?
Oh yeah, we would have been
So, yeah, it would have been fun
Nope
Ew, I have a drill
Check it out
Why do you do it on the statue?
Oh
Oh, Katie, that looks fun
Uh-oh
Katie
Yeah
I'm the mother
Okay
So guys, it was great
What the fuck happened?
There was Boggs at Fermentum.
Did you hear that?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think so.
That's right.
It was like...
I don't know.
Oh.
I broke my legs.
Oh.
You want to come?
Come.
Okay, I've got a squad.
Oh, you want to catch me?
Okay.
I'll catch you.
Oh.
Come on, Curly, I'll catch you.
Okay.
I'll catch you.
Mets!
Come back...
I want a cone crumble!
I got a cone crumble!
I got a cone crumble!
I thought you were making a cone.
Oh, you got a cone crumble!
WHAAAA!
Well?
God damn it.
The Cumbumber didn't save me.
I'm cum-cumming to you.
I got this, I got this, I got this.
You cracked it.
Did I cum better?
I'll cum.
Uuuh, no!
Until I'm... wait.
Oh wait, I found...
I'm freezing everything around me.
That makes it snickery.
It does make it really slippery.
Look at this. We're fine.
Look at that.
It's so slippery.
100% pee.
What?
What?
You're full of pee?
Yeah.
I can get a slosh, Anthony.
Hey guys, ooh, I'm alive.
Ooh, I'm a live.
I'm alive.
Yeah, I need him.
Hey guys.
Oh, can't even eat.
I'm alive.
Wow.
I'm just thinking he's the best.
Uh-oh! Wormy coming!
A worm?
Where'd you come in from?
I feel like you can do like way more
Then I expect like you can jump way higher than I
Like I just feel like I I
If I if I'm confident I feel like I do better
I feel like if I'm being cautious I die more
Oh
I have coffee done. No more coffee then. Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
You good mess?
I'm sorry.
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, oh wait, I see, wait, I see there's a, there's a rose-tickle there.
Is someone dead?
Yeah.
Look at that, that comes back towards me.
I'm so sorry.
He did it, he did it on purpose, he got right here.
I knew it, I knew that he could get away with it.
Uh-oh, that's not fair.
We'll bring you back to life.
Is that right?
There's a lot of bombs in this area.
Hey.
Oh, there's another statue down here.
Oh, there's a rooster.
Whoa.
The war never changes.
Whatever changes, it's gonna fall out.
No.
What is that?
That was hot.
How come it?
I will die.
No, no, no.
Gotta live.
I will be dying.
No, I'll never.
Yes.
I'm gonna make it
Yes
Well, oh, I told you I gave
I'm alive.
I heard the belt hit.
Dude, Mavs is hella clotted bro.
Mavs has four clods.
I'm so cloning.
Hella clotted up.
Like Korean there.
I had my last period ever last month.
Let's go!
I'm gonna have my surgery soon.
Yay!
Nice.
No more periods, Brad.
No more periods, let's fucking go, Brad.
Sit down and barrel for realsies.
Oh
And
Oh my god, we're getting so close to the door.
Why are you saying classic candy? I see your chat saying what the company is saying about me.
What? Classic candy.
Classic candy.
Alright.
Alright. Classic candy.
I'm coming puppy!
Oh, no.
Say, is Bob with you?
Umm, no.
Oh.
Is she alive?
Oh.
What's alive?
Oh.
What's she at?
Oh.
Ahh.
Oh no.
Where is she?
Meet me up.
Meet me at her spa.
Ahhh.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
I took one knee for me.
That's fine.
Okay.
Bob?
Bob?
Well, I'm going to grab which thing it is.
Bob gone.
Bob Bob?
Bob Bob Bob!
I can see her.
Is that her?
I can still look at it.
I can't come in this direction.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Well, she's still connected.
It's hard to tell.
Where could she be?
I can't see her so wait no that's candy no that's just me I can't see this one
it damn no that's just a fucking way hey there's cheese up there cheese I will
already you know
I'm gonna get some of that cheese
hey!
how much is it?
hey!
Bob!
I'm hungry
oh, what the fuck
I was so close to the dog
and then I just started running
and then the dog
and then the other dog
and then the other dog
and then the dog
and then the dog
and then the dog
and then the big straight shot to you
yeah, yeah he does that
Are you hungry? Yeah.
There's cheese!
Cheese!
Stop there, though.
Oh, I see.
I thought we were already good.
What's that?
I can count pretty.
Watch this.
Okay. Oh, nice. Did that hurt? Uh-oh. Okay. Yeah, I can go left or right. You did? Okay.
I'm gonna go slowly to the side. You're gonna jump on the cloud. Oh, I got it.
I got a dingus!
What's a dingus?
It's the thing that makes you fall.
Oh, I broke my dingus.
Oh, where'd that go?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, it's a snoopy.
Yes, no.
I'm okay.
Oh, I lied.
No, I'm okay.
Oh.
Suck it in, tiny.
Oh.
Suckin' in Chinese meal.
It was too dark.
Suckin' in Chinese meal.
Unhunt my penis!
I got a drill on you!
Ooh!
Uh-oh.
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, I'm afraid.
Okay.
Wait, I want to come with you.
Oh, I want to come.
Whoa, that is pretty cool.
And they want to come.
I would like to come.
If you want to come.
And love coming.
Careful.
Hey, bro, be careful.
Be careful.
Uh-oh.
Oh, my seed!
My seed!
Is that where that seed goes?
I got your seed.
I got it?
You can keep it, it's okay.
No!
I'm gonna be back.
Oh, thank god.
Oh, there's a statue here.
That's you.
Oh, that's me.
I don't know how you guys got down there.
I am a double user of that.
I don't know.
I hate those things.
What?
I don't know how you guys got down there.
I am a double user of that.
I don't know.
I think this is the best room.
Careful, careful.
I think he's alive still.
That's nice.
That's what I hear.
That's for me!
Oh.
Excuse me.
That's Bob.
Excuse me.
Why do I keep beeping with a bomb?
I think it's the drill.
It makes for beeping sounds too.
Um...
Huh?
Wow!
What a incredible, incredible cave.
Oh, but you're pouring.
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
When I, when I put this game up here, it was like,
I bet Shia will make it to the bottom in the first try.
Haha!
Haha!
I think Shia was wrong.
I
Want
Good morning, oh
James.
Wow.
I found that we can eat mint leaves.
Oh yeah, the mint leaves.
Yeah. Is that what this is?
That one, you used to have leaves on it, yeah.
Yeah, you ate it all.
Panda, you ate it all.
I didn't eat all.
Well, I needed it.
I needed it.
You can eat as many mint leaves as you want.
This one's late. I feel it.
Bruh, holy, holy shit.
We played.
Ooh, yeah, really.
Hey, what's this?
Man.
I mean, I'd like to know a book.
Me.
Guys, um, the bats have dynamite in their mouths.
I just got back!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I died with the box take out of hands!
And it's late too, so you won't have another time.
Y'all know.
Oh, I got a drill tooth!
I don't know how I'm still alive, but this is crazy!
Oh, here's a mint.
Oh
Yeah, dad.
Don't tell her no.
Yeah.
But I'm fine. But I'm dead.
Oh my god, dad.
He's gonna get you.
I'm fine.
I'm pretty okay.
I died in a dumbest way.
That's how it always be.
That's how it always be.
You're alive you're alive you're alive you're alive!
Where's Candy?
Where's Candy's body?
I died because the buff's a Chinese hidden hint.
Oh, there you go.
This red stuff is like dynamite.
Yeah, the little pop rocks?
Damn.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'll keep right.
You did it.
You're so proud of yourself.
AAAAHHH!
OOOOH!
OH!
OH!
Watch out!
Oh, this is the one.
Okay, now...
Dumbass!
Dumbass! Stupid!
Dumbass!
Dumbass! Stupid! Dumbass!
Jesus.
BAM!
I'd have like 1 HP.
Whoa.
Uh, wait, if you come over here, I can feed you some wine.
But it's gonna like make the pass out so like it becomes like get in this little premise
There you go. Oh
You got this. Oh my god. He put something in my dream. I
Got you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Should I have one put something in masses drink?
You're in that one. Let's count again
Oh a long range work. What is that? I don't know
does it work to where I throw it maybe oh I must wait baby
Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Bomb.
OOAAAAAAAHHHHH!
You'll be prior to the end of this.
That sounds like a sound that you would make.
Oh, can't wait! Just brought your body here.
What oh
Wait, that's Kenny's body, we can go get that.
That's so bizarre, I didn't know it did that.
I'm trying to get out of there, but I don't know what to do with it.
Hey, tell us what the police is there.
Someone's there? I don't know who you are.
Oh, why?
I don't know.
I mean, it's worse, I can't see that. I look like...
Where did you get the bomb tray down?
What?
Okay, I'm gonna bring you back.
Oh
You're right here you're with us
You're back here with us
Uh, I think they'll be fine.
I think they'll be fine.
Oh
No
It's hard
Look at this! I'm not doing this all the time!
It's melting all the time!
Hey...
You're such a liar!
Tia Tia! Tia Tia!
Tia Tia!
Notha you okay?
Um, I'm dead.
Uh-oh.
No bueno, am I right?
No bueno.
right where's my friends
welcome back welcome back
oh my god
Oh
Whoa
Not bad.
So cute.
Aw.
Aw. So cute.
Candy?
You just... Candy!
You look really cute. You look really pretty and cute.
You just watch me, okay? Don't kill me.
Okay. Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
And he's gone missing.
For your bitch.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh Jesus treacherous
Oh nice, look at that.
Tricherace!
Tricherace!
Ahhhh!
Oh nice, look at this.
Oh, it went into an open area.
Ohhhh
Maybe close to that dog!
That dog!
The guy is dingus.
Ah, nice dingus.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah!
I think I can do it. There we go.
That's nice.
Hail!
Oh! Wait.
Wait.
Stop really?
What? I think we've been going down pretty far.
Oh my god, Candy just teleported?
Yeah.
But all the wa-
What?
Where are the-
Oh no.
Did they just go all the way back up?
Oh no.
Oh there's meat.
Do you need meat?
Tch!
oh yeah okay you're welcome dude what happened oh candy's at 2,700 feet also
buff just got teleported up through my god dude that's so bad I couldn't take
I killed myself
That's a second time I suppose glass to me up
I'm sorry
What is this? Oh?
That's gonna be little explosions
Yeah
I got you.
Jump jump jump.
Wait, can we keep going down this?
We're about this way.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That hole is bad.
There's no battle.
Uh-oh, where?
Oh!
Ahh!
Careful!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my god, this is just dangerous dangerous rain
Hello!
Where am I going?
I don't do anything.
Whoa, what a box.
Oh.
Alright, guys.
Oh.
Don't worry guys.
I'll try my best to get you.
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
You're doing great, Mouse.
This is good.
This is so good.
Is it gonna be bad?
What's up?
What is that?
There's a revive in there.
Oh wait, that was so fun!
Yeah!
Oh, oh, whoa!
That was crazy!
Um, hey guys.
Hi!
Hey!
Guys, they're moving!
Guys?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You gotta be careful.
You're so close.
Will closer dying?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Run!
Yes!
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh, I hear doggie!
I hear dog!
I died right next to the dog
I died right next to the dog next to the dog yeah
I'm so close to the dog
Careful! Careful! Careful!
Be careful! It's like a deep hole.
Careful! Careful! Careful!
There's a deep hole. I fell down the fucking hole.
And I never heard from again.
I hear him!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
What?!
I've never seen a dog down here.
Really?
It's just his butt whittling in a hole.
And he's got a butt whittling in a hole.
Yeah.
Hey!
You did it!
You did it!
Stop that!
Stop that!
This is cool!
You need a revival?
What?
You need a revival?
Oh, you said revival?
Yeah.
You need a revival?
Yeah.
You need a revival?
Maybe you want a hand?
Candy, do you want a hand?
Candy, do you want a hand?
Candy, do you want that a hand?
I think it's a hand.
Do you want a piece of hand?
I need a piece of tuna.
Oh.
But I didn't like...
You gotta go down now.
You gotta go down.
Down? Okay.
If you say so.
Down.
Oh that works.
Nice.
Yeah what's up Candy?
Oooh!
This is like-
Oooh!
I haven't alive.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my god!
He fell off the window to the bottom.
Oh!
Whoa.
What's up guys?
It's gonna try to run.
I've never seen this doodle.
Are they?
I never seen this during a...
Uh, did I instantly fell in the ice?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, hold on!
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot, it's hot!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's on the beach!
It's inside me!
Jesus fucking Christ.
I'm gonna eat this Chinese meal.
Ooh, definitely take that.
Oh, ho!
Hey, don't get me out!
I see the snake!
I
Fucking Chinese meal
Oh, you can't hit it when it's like, when it's hard.
I fell.
When I fell.
Yeah, you fell.
I'm sorry.
I fell all the way down.
All the way down.
Can you feel it too?
What the fuck happened?
Did you push me?
No, I was here.
Candy, come on.
I hurt you for hot.
Okay, alright.
So, I was just coming to tell you that when you put the water on the hot, you can't hit it.
See?
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah, it makes it, it makes it a break down.
I'm breaking right now.
I just heard you behind me say candy fell and then I, unless I don't know.
Well now I turned around.
It sounded like you pushed me.
Do you want me to push you?
I'm already dead man, you're gonna disappear.
What are you?
What the fuck?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is it doing?
I don't know, I can't fucking see.
I don't know, I don't know where to go, or like, I think this way?
You see that?
The head of the box is a throbbing ball.
Oh yeah.
A throbbing ball.
Oh yeah I see that.
There's another bat, there's another bat.
I can, I can throw, I have a, a foam jar.
A foam jar.
A throbbing roll!
There's another bat, there's another bat.
I can throw, I have a foam dart.
A club?
Oh yeah, put it right there.
Oh yeah, down below.
A throbbing-
What?
I'd say just jump onto the fire thing.
Yeah.
It's up here!
It's up here!
Bob, go straight ahead and then to the left.
Oh, quick, straight.
No, behind you?
To your right.
Yeah, that way is now off to the left there.
Oh, you're in the middle.
Then you go down from there, and then there's a succulent fucking knee.
There's also a revive right behind you.
No, there's a revive!
Those are the things that splash the-
That's what you splash the-
Behind you, Bob.
Behind you.
Directly behind you, there's a revive.
I'm gonna try out
I hope Shrek gets revived
I'm alive!
What's the suck of this fucking meal here?
There it is
Oh
I need this. I need this. I'm gonna go to the next floor.
Okay, the music in here is crazy.
It's cool. It's fun.
Dude!
Yeah?
Oh, if you break the ball sack, it doesn't spring.
My Patrick! My Patrick! My Patrick!
Thanks.
Gotcha.
Guys!
I uh...
Bing!
Cole!
You can't dig down!
There's another revive up there, over there, but I don't know.
Dude, I'm almost at the bottom. I'm almost there.
I didn't mean to. I didn't. I hit the boss.
Oh, wait.
Yeah?
There's a revive station behind you.
Behind us?
Yeah, but there's like a big canyon.
Yeah, if you go through the clouds here right now.
Yeah, it's over there. Keep going.
I put a picture of you in the chat file.
We can fall on it, but we need to make sure
Yeah, I'm trying to find a spot work. Yeah, it's probably better than you do that
What if like
I feel like it's gonna pop and then oh
I feel probably
Yeah, well oh
Oh shit, here you go.
And then what happens to this little bench?
Nice, you made my way here.
Get up, you got a platform.
Oh shit.
Oh, it makes more.
Oh, stop.
Oh, good thing, good thing.
Uh-oh.
What about that?
Wait up.
This place is... the worst!
This is hard.
This was actually fucking hard.
Do I care about my dog this much?
Yes.
Yeah?
Okay.
We would do anything for our dog.
Ooh!
This little scoundrel man, they're going deep.
Yeah, how the fuck is the dog digging straight down?
I don't know
I'm trying to see if I can stay
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so scared
Because it's just a drop below you.
But if you can go down a little bit...
Keep going over towards the wall, maybe?
Oh!
This isn't fucking...
Wait, is there anything going under me?
No.
Oh.
Oh my god.
It was like a gold box straight ahead, like as in, not up, but directly in front of you,
there's a gold box.
So you're all left.
Yeah, but how does that...
Because it might be an item that lets you make a climbing thing.
If you can use it and then catch it?
Look, you have to open it and then try and catch it and then it's out there.
Where?
There's a ledge over here.
Yeah, it's like directly under your feet.
I don't know.
I hear somebody squeal!
This is a food directly buggy, you know.
They're so strong.
They could be bad.
Are we going to fucking die?
Uh oh.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh, nice.
Haha.
Hey, not bad.
I don't know.
I'd like to die.
Oh
It says cheese!
Wait, what the f*** is this?
Some f***ing cheese.
Nice!
Mmm, yummy!
Yummers!
Okay, what is this?
It makes stuff go towards you like a like a bridge
Yeah
Wait, that works if you just make your way over there, there's a lot of space in here.
You have a house.
It's like a...
You just keep going?
It curves to the left, like a peanut.
You can't keep going.
You know the other way.
Yeah, what's in that box?
The box.
Oh, I see a box, I guess you don't.
On the right there's a box of blue on it.
Because like a penis
Because like a penis
I wonder what the fuck that one does
He just crunched you.
Oh, he crunched you.
Wait, maybe he, like, sucks out your health.
I think they like vampires.
Dude, I think he sucks you.
I think he sucks you off, bro.
100% he's giving you some slugging.
100% fucking sucks.
Yes.
He's suckin'.
Oh, he's suckin' over there.
100%.
Walk him, suck it.
Look, it's soaking.
There's so much body.
Yeah, I uh, you're getting somewhere.
Oh look at this, oh you're so close.
This is so scary.
Um, I'm shaking.
I know, yeah, get rid of them.
Hey, Saki!
Hey, Saki!
Hey, come on!
Saki!
Oh my gosh, you can almost make it to the revived place.
Ah! Oh god!
Maw!
I don't know where that door is, yeah I don't know, uh, I have an ice cream so they will
Oh wait, there's a bug on the right. On the right, there's another revive. There's another revive.
There's another revive. Sorry, you're left. You're left, and then left, and then left, and it's...
Yeah, you can see it. It's like directly behind you. Oh, but you can't see it from this angle.
Okay, you can't tell yet. Just look at where it is, I guess.
Oh wait, is there another one?
I don't know what's with those flashies.
I lock you when my vices are dead.
This is so awful.
Here you go.
I'm coming.
Here we are.
Uh, the revived thing is over here.
Oh I see it.
Wait, how are you painting?
Four knife.
Middle mass.
Oh, wow.
You can paint.
Four knife.
Yeah.
Four knife paint.
Can we make it over there?
Yeah.
Maybe.
This is splash.
I fell all the way to the bottom.
This is splash berries on your left.
Literally all the way down the mountain on the left.
Oh my god, what's happening?
I can eat this and turn it into ice.
Sure.
Make a walk across.
There you go.
That gave me an achievement.
That's good.
That gave me an achievement.
That's good.
Oh my god.
Go!
Rodney.
Oh my god.
Oh.
I don't know if I'll be able to...
Okay, wait. Someone's alive.
Someone's alive. Oh my god.
It's Cassie!
Oh wait, there's another one up here!
Oh my god, I see where my body is.
Yeah, I see where my body is.
It's breaking!
Yeah, dig up the cross-dive and just like, down this thing.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, your life, your life.
Okay.
Okay.
I got bounced!
Nice!
Okay.
Okay.
I think we can kind of like spiral down from here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're doing it like that.
It's not so straight down because it slides, so like do it like this.
I'm trying to there's more walk over there
Your way I'm gonna go this way
I don't know I see some of the water plan
I'm going with you
Oh, I found another revive.
Oh, it's good to know.
Are you?
Okay.
Be careful, there is a rope right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
There we go.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
There you go.
Cool.
I can help this way.
Five.
Oh my God.
There's a revive pick over this way.
Not that we need it, but...
Got a lot of worm.
Oh, you don't like the new slime, you guys, you don't like the new slime?
What's up?
I could drill.
See how this goes straight down?
Like this thing, I could drill in that.
Oh, he's scary.
He's scary.
He's scary.
Woo!
I'm trying to look around.
Because I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm trying to like walk around.
Because I feel like this would make more sense if we build in that
because I feel like if we just build down in this, it's just gonna fall through a hole, you know?
Yeah.
So I'm gonna see if I can go down a little bit over here.
It's just, it's right here on the side.
Yellow.
I know!
I-I-I want to try and get some food that I saw and then I just can't fall into the abyss.
Oh no.
So...
Yeah, I'm okay though, but...
No.
The ice is in the ice!
No!
No!
No!
The Ice Beak!
There you go.
Oh my god, the fire part hurts.
Oh
He's male.
Yo!
Mommy!
Nice!
There's...
Wait!
What's wait?
I don't know.
He got you.
I don't know where he went.
He's right there.
WAH!
Oh!
I got you.
Hehehehe!
Sweet!
Oh!
Down here.
Try again.
Give me one second.
I made a pattern here.
Where?
I like the idea.
I'm here.
That is the scariest thing.
Somebody is music.
C'mon boy.
Yeah, boy, come on.
No little doggie!
I'm not a little doggie!
Dude, I got two drills.
I kind of want to, like, drill right here.
Fine.
I might try it.
Okay!
Oh, okay!
Okay!
What are we doing?
How do we feel about this?
Oh, that's a little scary, huh?
It's okay.
Just get the pathways down.
Where's that worm at?
Where's that worm at?
I don't know.
He's taking three business days, bro.
Where's that worm at?
Lovey.
Lovey.
Lovey.
Lovey.
Lovey.
Lovey.
Lovey.
Just this day bro!
Oh, okay, back to the right. Back to the right.
Y'all ready? Definitely.
You both made this game.
Aw!
That makes sense.
I'm different.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I've got the ice cream.
Um, yeah, I was gonna say don't throw yet
because then we won't be able to get through, but.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Guys, guys, guys.
Oh, wait, Candy has ice cream.
I have the ice cream.
Let Candy go down it.
Oh yeah, now let Candy eat the ice cream
and then just go down in it.
Careful!
Uh-oh.
Candy!
And I was gonna put you down.
And I was gonna put you down.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, we are gonna sell a lot of these diamonds.
Oh my god.
Are you...
For real?
Where?
Where? Where?
I don't know.
I just...
Oh boy.
Okay.
It's bad.
It's really bad over there.
Oh shit.
I got this!
Um, we got splatterings too.
Yeah, do you want to splash it?
I'll splash it.
We can go down this way.
Yeah, I can just play.
Hey, get that loot up there.
Holy shit.
There it is.
Tuna, bring us food.
Oh, I'm half health.
Oh, thank you. What are you?
That's all you.
Okay, wait, Bob's this way.
Look at this. Maybe?
Well, don't tell him.
Oh, do we have a blackberry?
That would help.
I got one.
Where do you want to splash?
No splashing.
Oh, and it goes to other Splashberries over here.
I got two more Splashberries.
You're already over here.
I can't turn and find the boss.
No. Oh no.
Guys, I'm fucked.
No, no, no, no, no. You got Splashberries.
No.
You want me to...
What are you guys?
Oh my god.
I was worried.
I'll kill you.
Tom, I got a deep-dish pizza.
Don't...
Give me the pizza.
You're gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That's all you.
Oh, can't you just go down over here?
Hi, I have a thing like this.
Oh, can I go?
Can't you kill that thing?
Um...
Why can't you get us down?
If you want.
Yes?
Do you want me to get us down?
or okay how so oh I have an osprey but I don't want to waste it
oh
oh no oh my god
what the fuck oh I have a little ice cream oh my god
okay
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm terrified.
Why, what's up?
Eww, ewwy!
Ewwy, ewwy!
Ewwy, ewwy.
I don't even use that.
That's the one that bounces off the ball.
It just explodes everywhere.
That, that, that would absolutely...
I have a crazy plan.
I have a phone. No, what if I just toss it straight down?
You're just going straight down?
That's crazy.
Although I think we can just drop down the gear at this point.
Okay.
Am I going to get out of here?
What'd you get?
Ow.
Oh.
A puppy who has a berry.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, and there's another revolver, man.
Alright.
Whoa.
Oh, Candy, that foam would come in handy here.
Honestly, for falling down here...
Oh...
I can't believe the foam jar down here would be crazy to land on.
Okay, uh...
I'm truly scared that I'm doing it wrong, okay?
It's all on you, candy!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god, he's getting excited, that was scary!
Oh!
Oh!
YOLO IT!
AHHHHH!
Hehehehe
Oh my god.
Oh Jesus!
AHHHHH!
Oh!
You pushed me, you pushed me so close!
Oh my god, you can't-
Stop trying to come here, please.
Okay, this way.
Oh my god, I hear the dog!
Oh my god, he's so close.
Oh my god.
I have um, the arched berry, where is he?
He's out of here.
Hi.
Where's that little boy in the line?
There's so many bags.
Behind you.
Oh, it's like, okay, um, all right.
Wait, I got to take this.
Wait, there's like a giant floor down here.
Oh.
It's going back.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Is that the ground?
Yeah, I'm on the ground.
Oh, okay.
Oh my God, we made it.
Did we get it?
No, no!
We got it!
We just went down further.
We gotta keep going down.
There's like a tiny bit more.
Oh my god, can I have a meat?
Oh no, I'm ok now.
Wait, try it.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, cheese bomb.
I'm gonna pay that cheese bomb.
Alright, I'll take it.
Oh, my God.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, I'm like dead now.
Well, good thing we got this fucking cheese.
I'll be damned.
Yeah, baby.
No, it's candy fucking destroys it all with the op-games.
No, no, no, I'm getting- it doesn't destroy the cheese. It stays cheese.
Wait, I can still hear the dog!
I hear him!
We gotta go for him! We gotta go jump him!
Oh my god, you guys!
What is this?
This looks like a giant cat.
John, what the hell is this?
What the-
What's so funny?
This is a cat tower!
What is a cat tower?
It is a cat tower.
Fastest yarn of binding.
Oh my god, are we gonna fight a cat?
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh my god
That was so good
That was so cute we saved our dog. I love it. I was like that we were able to finish it too
Yes, no ears
I
Got all the basic stuff. Oh, I've got the frog hat
No, I got beanie. No nice
Oh, this is fall fall cute this game's thinking cute. I'm so curious about the the twitch integration, but
Yeah
I'm sure to be a hot man. That would be fun to do like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Can I sparkle eyes?
Can I sparkle eyes?
Why don't you?
Hey, can I sparkle eyes?
You don't have a nose.
I got rid of my nose.
Oh my god, you got rid of his nose.
Oh, I got rid of it.
I didn't want it.
You can't smell post anymore.
No, no, I just now, I'm just, I'm just gonna have to go off my other senses, you know,
they're becoming a lot of friends.
You look like a Christmas elf.
You don't look like a Christmas elf.
Thank you.
Yeah, you had the little Christmas, it has a bit of a sense of, you know, a little bit
It has a bell in the back. I don't know if you can see it.
Oh really?
Yeah. Yeah, you have a fucking huge bell, dude.
Oh my god, it is a big bell!
Yeah, it's a big bell.
Yes.
I'm just Squidward.
That's my design philosophy.
Yeah, you should.
You don't have to have a nose if you don't want to.
Oh, come on.
You don't have to sniff, because...
I don't want one.
You don't have to sniff.
I like your frog hat.
That was your lizard hat.
You revive people 25 times, Mouse?
Jesus.
A bird?
That's how you get the sparkle eyes.
Oh.
Nice, Aver.
I guess so.
Wait.
Yo, oh my god.
Wait, look at the lost set of eyes.
Or throw a thousand glow sticks.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh?
Oh, wait.
I have those eyes.
I guess I threw a thousand glow sticks.
Whoa, you can have stitch eyes.
Oh my gosh, that's number five.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a little scary.
That's a lot scary.
All right.
All right.
Ooh, I like the shark teeth.
They're like the yellow, like, shark teeth.
Ow.
Oh, yeah.
It's number seven in the team.
I want those teeth so bad!
Ooh!
I like those.
Me too!
Yeah, those are two of those.
Me and your tiny mom.
I want to finish a challenge run.
What does that mean?
Oh, there's other game modes here.
Oh!
Oh!
The bunny teeth?
I want these.
I want these.
I got to use a sprout pod on cheese.
Sprout pod on cheese.
I will use these on cheese.
That's good.
I like that.
That's good.
nice chase
nice chase
that's a nice chase
oh no
yeah, that's if you finish it within an hour
bring your dog a ball
a ball
that's where you get a ball from
is it the beach ball or is it like the clawed
I have to find a ball that I've never done in a year
can you like
you can take this ball down
this ball down oh yeah I guess I really want to try the lava area and then
just throwing down a foam and then just like cool sending it down to the bottom
Oh god, I think I would like that.
I would kegel so hard.
Yeah.
I just feel like...
I clench my booty.
I clench my booty hole.
I will clench my booty hole.
I'll clench your booty hole.
I'm clenching right now.
Wow.
My booty hole.
My booty hole.
You gotta...
You gotta sphincter that I wanna...
I want to... I'm sorry, I'll stop.
You want to think that I want to take a...
A little...
Let me have a little...
Thank you, I want to...
I want to... I want to...
lick her.
Okay?
Productive. Productive conversation.
A very productive conversation.
A little quaint change.
A quaint change.
A quaint change?
Mine!
Wait.
Wow.
What a prankster.
Is that you?
You're down to slamming.
What's that?
The gambling one.
I haven't played that yet.
I haven't played it yet.
We gotta play the gambling one.
Candies are going down.
I wanna play.
When?
When do you wanna play, honey?
Awww, you know?
I want to play. Yeah, well with your friends. I want to play. Yeah, I don't have a specific time, but I want to play
Now I want to play now
Well you guys can I
When candy pick a day well, it's not the week it's not the week
I don't think we could play but I feel like all of us can play.
True.
What about Monday?
Monday?
Monday is my ass.
Monday is my ass.
I'm doing, but we're doing that game Monday I think.
Oh never mind no Monday.
Unless we do.
Monday is my ass.
Well, we have the podcast that we have to record, so we can do that in the podcast.
True.
Mommy?
Monday night.
That's a good idea.
Monday night.
Yeah, Monday night.
Monday night.
Monday night.
Monday night.
Yes.
You could probably do Monday night.
Monday night.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm putting it in my calendar.
Or Saturday night.
Sorry.
Oh, Saturday night.
I'm at Saturday.
Well, actually, that's my Sunday. I think I'm a good Sunday.
Saturday night.
Sunday.
Saturday night.
Saturday night, we gamble.
We could do it after our momocon panel.
Yeah.
Yeah, it'd be a couple hours.
Yeah, we could do it.
We can gamble.
Yeah.
We gamble Saturday.
We can gamble.
Okay, we can gamble.
Okay.
Okay, gamble.
settled weekend gamble we can get the scary game on Sunday is gambling yes
but the the scares of financials the fraughtness all right it's so violent
It's like not fun, you know, it's just ah
It's so brutal, it's so fucking brutal. Oh, it's stupid
Now better
Well guys, I guess I'll die now
All right, then die now candy
Oh, okay
You have a dog at the beginning of the game
To teach oh my god
He likes to be
game like this where I can just put the dog for hours.
What the heck?
Dog turds?
He makes little noises.
He makes mouse noises.
Yeah.
That's so true.
That's so true.
That's so freaking true.
I'm the flippin' dog.
You're the flippin' dog.
I'm the flippin' dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that was fun, guys.
You're the flippin' dog.
I'm the flippin' dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that was fun, guys.
Yeah.
Very fun. I love you guys.
I love you guys very much.
I'm so, what's up? Yes.
It was so really well. We beat it and everything.
It was fantastic.
I knew we would beat it.
We're so good at this.
True beat. I knew it.
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
I thought I knew it!
I flipped and knew it!
Flippin' dude, Flippin' is such a funny word.
Flippin' dude, Flippin' knew it!
I flipped and knew it!
I flipped and flipped and knew it!
Flippin' flipped me!
My mom told me to eat pears!
Yeah, that happens.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay
and now it's just me and now it's just me all alone on my stream or by myself by
All alone by myself, all alone by myself, all alone by myself, nobody else is here, it's just me.
No one else is here but me.
Homodachi Stardew?
Pfft, Stardew! Rallying!
Oh my god bro.
Guys.
You're not gonna believe what game came out.
The most taught anticipated game of the year.
Moonshiner Simulator, it's the hottest new game, the most anticipated game of 2020 has
just been released today.
Now stop, I'll never stop.
I'll never stop.
If... Listen, if I'm not gonna make moonshine, who will?
If I don't make moonshine, who will?
Who will make it, if- if- if ma mean?
What about Directive 8020?
Okay, so... I wanna play it, but...
Let me message, hold on, I'm gonna message Connor.
When...
Are we gonna play Directive 8020?
Dark Picture Game!
Alcoholism!
I just busted it now.
When are we going to play?
80 20 oh my god retail retail hell comes out in 10 hours I've been waiting
for this fucking game to come out bro I have been fucking waiting for this game
to fucking come out retail hell I'll tell you what other game I've been waiting for
retail hell hell um shift at midnight when the shift at midnight come out
oh
Has Mother play babysits no, but I don't want to play it. It's a rage game isn't it?
Rage game
No shut up you liar. Stop fucking lying! Don't lie to me!
Not the eye bag toggle? Believe it or not this is not a toggle.
It's not a toggle, it's literally me just raising my eyebrows really really haggling.
This is actually tracking.
Bro, Twin doesn't fuck around, bro.
Twin does not fuck around.
Twin does crazy tracking, bro.
Did you get this model we done?
No.
I did not!
I just did the, I did the, the, the model gotcha on the website.
I was like, what models should I wear today, blip blip blip blip blip.
And this is what came out on the model gotcha.
Bro, when the fuck does warming from home come out?
Two, three! Oh, God!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Grrrr!
Was voices avoid flush? No! Of course not!
Was not flushed.
It was not flushed.
I'm still waiting for the cat sanctuary game.
Cat sanctuary.
What cat sanctuary game?
There's a cat sanctuary game?
What?
Explain yourself!
Explain now!
It's on Steam, what is it called?
It's on Steam? What is it called? Is it called Cat Sanctuary?
There's this horror fishing game that I want to play but it's still in demo. I don't know
when it comes out either. Fuck.
Mouse Applites watch the Summer Games Fest live. No. No. I was just gonna watch it when I stream.
I don't think I'll be, I don't think I'm gonna be on when it's on, on, so.
It's Cat-at-parents?
Cat-parents?
Cat-parents?
What time does summer games best start?
There's a state of play on June 2nd?
Damn bro, everything's happening.
It's an afternoon.
I'm not gonna be awake for afternoon. I'll watch it
when it come on at night time
5 PM I'm gonna be asleep!
what the fuckin?
where you playing on doing more ragefate farms?
I don't know, depending on when Connor has time
we're struggling bro, we're struggling
Struggling out here. Mr. I'm too busy. He's too busy for all of us.
Oh yeah Pete's also going on vacation, right?
Pete's also going on vacation.
Oh my god hold on I gotta take something from my head my head hurts
What
It was mad at Jack for not visiting Japan
Well, you know, maybe maybe you should stop traveling so much
Nothing.
Connor, maybe you should stay still
and stop traveling so much,
and then maybe people will be like,
oh, I'll go to Japan.
But no, because they don't know if you're there.
They don't know if you're there or not.
They don't know.
He's always leaving us, that's true, he's always leaving us.
I had to take something from my hand.
It was killing me.
I didn't finally try No Man's Sky was fun, that game is too damn big.
It looks like a big...
It's a very big open world.
Why does it take two hours to get ready for bed?
This is GORB-
It took you two hours? You gotta do all the steps.
You gotta do the bath, you gotta do the skincare.
You gotta wind down.
That's a lot to do
That's a whole lot. There's a whole lot to do
Only 1% of the game has been explored
Do you like me? No
I don't like it.
I can't like it she doesn't know us that's kind of true. I don't know you.
Hey hi Candy! Oh my goodness Candy thank you for the raid. I have fun playing
game. Play a game with me again soon, don't disappear on me.
I'll be back from your hiding.
Oh no, she's gone! No! She left me!
Yeah, we're gonna gamble.
We're gonna gamble.
Yeah, with my whole life savings.
My life savings.
All the way, gamble.
Bless love.
Happle.
Yes, Cap.
Cut me down.
I've been busy with lots of writing, true. She's been writing a book.
She's been writing a book.
You wrote two other books?
Wait, I thought you were just writing one book, you wrote two more books?
Writing so many books.
Writing so many books.
Too much reading for you? Read for me.
I did a magic academy book and then my high fantasy one and then my zombie apocalypse one
and then a romance oh holy shit it is writing so many books
I wish I could write I can't write
No, I can't book it right.
I can't book it right.
And she has a harem of dudes?
Oh, that sounds like my kind of book.
Yee-haw!
What the?
That sounds like my kind of book.
Why don't you come on over and read to me sometime?
I love reverse hares, me too.
Me too.
one of my favorite kinds of media are.
I feel like, but I feel like lately
there haven't been any good reverse harems out there.
Could be wrong though.
That could be wrong.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I've only seen Oran host club.
Oh, buddy, there's a whole deep ocean.
There's a great big sea, a whole deep ocean.
So much more to see than just that.
You know?
It's deep!
Oh yeah, deep!
I'm talking deep!
There's a great big world out there!
I love my next life as a villainess.
I feel like those villainess shows are just like all the other movies.
I love my next life as a villainess. I feel like those villainess shows, like, they're
not really, like, reverse hair or no. It sometimes has, like, a little bit of element, but not
Really
Did you change your microphone I did I have a new microphone I'm using a new microphone right now. Does it sound okay?
My purpose was to have it sound exactly like the last one.
I hope it worked.
I hope it worked.
You sound shorter?
What the fuck?
Look at you.
Stooping.
You sound shorter!
You sound shorter, fuck you.
I think this mic is better.
It's the same exact mic that I had the last time.
I don't know if it sounds different or not, I can't tell.
It's slightly different but basically the same...
HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
You don't cut in and out me!
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I saw the whole better than it did on Monday.
This is Monday
You suck
We won't we won't we won't
Don't you have a tech guy I do but that's my tech guy is for like shows and stuff not
for not for like not for my tech stuff here my house I don't need anybody to help me with
that I can do it myself.
I could do it myself.
Connor's a techette bro. Connor doesn't even know what the fuck...
Connor doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
What the fuck?
He doesn't know what he's doing.
He's clueless.
He has people that do stuff for him.
basically identical, more brand new or crisp one could say, as well as sound softer, not
in volume, but in general, more pleasant.
And if I'm hearing good, a snappier noise gate.
Snappy gate!
Thanks!
Snappy gate!
You know what I was doing the other day?
I was watching some of my old streams from the 800k, 500k celebration stream that I did
on YouTube.
And I'm like, holy shit.
Jesus.
It's crazy how much chicken chain in like 5 years, 5, 4 years, 3 years.
I've got 18.
720p.
Still a cringy S.
It's easy to feel like you stayed the same.
But when you have like your life like documented like on video
You really see like the changes and you see like how people grow and you see like
You get to notice things
But when you're when you're not like documenting yourself like it's easy to like go through life and then be like, oh, yeah
under three
It makes me think about like celebrities and stuff like when I think about like celebrities
and people that make like movies and TV shows and it's like you don't see them for like
years and then they come out in public and it's like whoa they look so different and
like I wonder what I wonder what they think you know
Oh, you're being celebrity? No I'm not. I'm not a celebrity. I'm not a celebrity, bro!
No, I am not. I am a virtual internet personality.
I don't think I'm a celebrity. Like, a celebrity is like a movie star, a famous singer, you know?
These internet microcelebrity
Yeah, but also like, also like, even still if you want to say it like that, like, it's
not to me, me, it's Iron Mouse.
Like, I can wake up tomorrow and just go about my life and that's it.
And nobody knows it's me.
Nobody knows it's me.
You know what I mean?
And by design, I like it that way.
I like that.
I like it.
I appreciate it.
You know.
You gotta leave the house to be noticed, public.
Nobody knows what I look like!
Nobody knows what I look like!
Nobody knows what I look like.
Small.
Small.
Laugh once in public, we all know.
You won't catch me laughing in public.
You won't catch me laughing in public.
Can't be caught if you're never in public. That's true.
I don't want to be.
I really can't.
I've been looking at the logistics of going out and stuff and it's just not...
I can go to a doctor.
Can I go to Target?
No.
Can I go to a convention?
No.
Can I go to Walmart?
No.
Can I go to mall?
Probably not.
Could I go to a movie?
Uh, if I rent out a movie, yes, probably.
If I can rent out a restaurant, yes, maybe.
Good thing is, even if we knew what you looked like,
you're so small, we still would never be able
to physically see you.
Shut up!
Who would want to go to Target anyway, I want to go to Target!
Oh my god.
The teeth on this bar are cute.
You guys are gonna make fun of me.
I made my first name brand purchase for the first time.
I'm not proud of myself.
I'm not proud of myself.
I made my first name brand purchase it's not Valenciaga.
So like I go to I when I when I go to the doctor and stuff like that you know I have
light sensitivity it's pretty bad.
I have light sensitivity so I wear sunglasses to go to the doctor and I bought my first
care of like brand named sunglasses.
And I was like, I was like,
I just want really good sunglasses that are cute.
And like, my mom got me these cute ones from like,
you know, from like Walmart, but like they broke on me
and then,
My sister was like, just get really good ones, you should get them, treat yourself.
And I'm like, I just can't see myself spending more than $10 on sunglasses, guys.
I just can't see myself doing that.
And then I did it.
And then I felt bad.
But I treated myself.
And holy shit, they're so good for my eyes.
My eyes don't hurt.
My eyes don't hurt.
Well, now I'm not gonna tell you they're a brand because then you're gonna look for
a small Latina girl with those sunglasses.
I'm not telling you which ones they are.
I'm not telling you which ones they are, but they're cute, they're cute, they're cute
sunglasses.
I've never had, like, I've never had sunglasses that had a brand on them before in my life.
It was very strange. It's really weird.
But I'll tell you, my eyes don't fucking hurt.
Anymore.
She splurged about $25 on her sunglasses.
I'm happy with the purchase I feel uncomfortable though but I'm happy and I feel like it's
like I just remember like growing up it's the
snapchat no way bro I would never with those fucking meta glasses those
snapchat glasses which it's funny that I'm saying that but Connor has those
Connor has those like meta glasses and I'll tell you the glasses they work so
well when I talk to him on discord it sounds better than when he's talking to
me on the fucking phone which is bizarre as fuck he's used them for IRLs
before the fucking camera glasses he's used them for IRL so that we could chat
so we could talk he doesn't use the camera on he just uses the microphone
The sound is amazing, the camera is terrible, and I know because one time he used the camera
so they could see, it was like walking around his neighborhood and I looked at the camera,
I was like the camera is okay, but the audio quality was so fucking good.
Think of it like this, the sunglasses pay for themselves in the form of not having to
take painkiller for eye-pain cost, or the cost of replacing flimsy cheap glasses, and
So long as they are durable, they should last years and years.
That's true.
I think I got those glasses and when I went to the doctor,
I was like, holy shit, I don't have a headache.
Going to the doctor now because, oh my god,
the sun might kill my eyes.
The sun's killed my eyes so bad.
The sun isn't a laser beam. It's a deadly laser. You gotta do sun exercise. It's all
those meds that I've taken. All the meds that I've been on, like, give me light sensitivity.
Not just on my skin, but on my eyes. I was on this medicine where, like, literally on
the bottle it said avoid contact with direct sunlight and I'm like am I gonna
burst in the flames with a book
and someone with blue eyes the Sun stuff wait does the Sun hurt if you have blue
eyes? Are your eyes more sensitive if you have blue eyes or green eyes? They are?
Who has blue eyes in chat?
Oh my god you blue eyed people. I never thought about your eyes. I'm thinking
about your eyes now. Now I'm thinking about everybody's eyes. I never sat down and thought
about everybody in chat's eyes. Sometimes I think about random stuff. I'll be in my room
And I'll be like...
I wonder what color hair everybody has.
I wonder, I think about things. I think about styles. I think about...
I never thought about eyes though. I'm thinking about them now.
Now I'm thinking about your eyes.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, hazel bold. Oh, okay bold. It's okay bold.
We're all bold inside.
I said pink hair, I have pink hair too.
And purple eyes.
Wow! I have pink hair and purple eyes!
Everybody is bald at one point in their life, it's true.
Unless you were born with hair, and that's pretty rare.
Like me, I was born with hair.
My mom took a picture of me when I was born, I told you.
How is the walking and other exercise going?
Good!
I missed the update and I am sorry.
Also, I have hazel eyes, and I wear my long brown hair in a ponytail most day.
I was born with hair. I had a full head of hair when I was born.
I was not born bald.
My walking progress has been good. I recently did a walk that was very very productive and fun.
Still funny you are by definition a vampire needs blood plasma awake at night small as a bat avoid sunlight pain from the sun pale
Yup vampire. I should have just been a vampire
Indeed I want to try now. I was telling both I was telling both I want to try now and it was great I
I pushed myself like I never pushed me forward.
Yes, blue eyes are generally more sensitive to light, since it has less melanin compared
to brown eyes.
It's the same principle as skin.
You look very high-def today.
Love the model.
Hey.
I started doing the scenic walking routes where like, you look like you're walking.
This stuff about eyes reminded me of another fun, biology fact.
Different types of blood have different smells and taste.
indetectable by the human senses. And oh, negative blood has apparently the most sweet
smelling of all. So if you have that blood type, that's why you get swarmed by mosquitoes.
You are essentially caged to them.
Uh oh. I did a 30 minute walk and I increased. I did incline walk, so I put incline on my
walking well I felt like I was going to die but it was worth it I pushed and I
did it
yeah I did I did like I started the walk flat and then I will incline by one and
And then in like five minutes I ain't played by another,
and then I decreased it, and then I ended that again.
Bro, that shit hurt so bad.
That shit fucking hurt, man.
My legs were burning.
Who do you be able to crawl on the walls like you want to?
I can't wait to crawl on walls.
What leader of oxygen there?
I'm on three.
I'm on three leaders.
I'm still on 3 liters.
And we have some oxygen now!
Now you can't have any, it's mine!
Did you see the JP cast for Gamleverse?
Oh, let me see.
Ross told me he got crazy, some crazy names.
River, Ross, it is stuck.
Whoa, no way.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Ain't no way!
Holy shit!
Shigeru
Holy shit
Wow the JP cast is insane, bro
Whaaaaa!
Holy, holy, mighty cow!
What, mighty cow?
Oh, I gotta pee so bad.
Is Silo-
Ha ha ha!
We gotta go looking for him.
He's so bad.
Go pee before a terrible accident.
Why does Iron Mouse have a different model every time I click on her screen?
Uh-oh! Goop, you call me!
I'm here really quick I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere!
There's a really good part that I wanted to show you.
I
and
what the fuck
oh sh- Memorial Day, peace and sale now live
m m m m m m day
m m m m m m a
guys
I need a bubble that says BRB.
I should do one that says BRB.
It's just my soul.
They think that's true.
They still won't fucking read it, bro.
They still won't read it because how many times?
How many times have I gone to the bathroom and done anything and I'll have it really big on the screen?
BRB went to the bathroom, BRB, blah blah blah.
They're like, where's Mouse? Where is she? Where'd she go?
And his picture's never, she's never straightened when I come in here.
She's never on, she's always AFK.
I was like, is she asleep?
And I just blinked like once.
I just blinked and they're like, did she fall asleep?
They'll never learn.
She's always pissin' like a normal human.
She's always using the bathroom like a normal person.
Time to look up to the catheter. Eww. My favorite is when people are like
Oh, you watch this shit? And it's just like, bitch, you waited for 10 minutes
to say to say that so I mean
You watching this shit
Like what the fuck
You watch this shit apparently you do too
And this is too low mad. I miss is fine. I think ten minutes is fine
10 minutes is fine, it's fine.
I feel like it's enough time.
It could be longer, it could be longer.
It could be longer.
Well, playing before a game of muggy, uh, well, I'm thinking about it.
thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I think medicine so I'm thinking daily
dose for a little bit but there were like a few traders that came out there
I want to watch it, I haven't seen it yet.
Did Mitsu talk the group's ears off about digital circuits?
Oh, did Mitsu recently watch digital circuits?
She marathoned it on stream!
Don't scroll Twitter, there are leaks. There's digital circus leaks? I mean, I could have
told you that. There's always leaks. Always.
Hurry! I can't wait!
The lament is over. Indulgence begins.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm playing this game the day it comes out.
You long to see the moon.
You want your hands to do the thing?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
HOLY SHIT!
Show me the floor, Adam Lynch.
wait what they borrowed that from earlier games
I swear I've seen something like this in other games
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck like so what are we gonna fight with the
for Genesis configuration. Is this our weapon? Are we fighting with it?
I mean, I swear I thought I saw this.
I thought I thought I was already watching it uncensored but I guess I was wrong.
Oh!
Guys, it's not... that's not a penis.
It's not a penis, but it's something like...
I don't know if it's like, removing the penis or if it's, what the fuck was that?
I'm trying to look at what it is.
But my brain can't comprehend what I'm seeing.
Is he ripping off his penis?
My brain can't comprehend what's going on.
I can't wait till this game comes out. I'm so excited. It's one of my most anticipated
games of 2026.
Barbed wire on the pee pee?
Barbed wire on the pee pee?
The statue reminds you of Nightbreed?
Well, it's Hallraiser. Do you know much about Hallraiser?
Oh no, I wanna see Obsession.
I heard Obsession is really, really good.
Obsession is pretty good.
Well thanks for telling me.
Uh, what is this?
Okay, I want to see this too.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I'm looking for a pal.
It's my best pal Monkey.
Oh Monkey.
Let's go say hi.
Welcome to the playground.
Won't you have a look around?
Meet some pals.
Join the crowd.
Strangers here cannot be found.
Did somebody say stranger?
Have you seen one of these before?
Well, I bet you have.
Perfect.
Let's go inside.
I have a problem.
I can't seem to recall much of anything.
Mr. Post Lady.
I'm sorry, sir.
I really must be off.
You smell the same.
What do you mean?
I'm the good button.
I'm the merry-go-round.
Wee-toe, Jinbo.
Huh?
Going there.
Going pretty fast.
Ha ha ha!
Wow!
He loves it!
Sometimes friends say mean things.
You look like you've lost your banana.
Woo hoo hoo!
Sometimes friends might exclude you.
I know what you did.
But sometimes, you might even feel lonely.
She hurt you.
But real things don't mean to make you feel that way.
They often have reasons of their own.
NOOOOOO!
Uh-oh.
The long moments we shared together...
I love the comic sense!
...fare too nice for me to forget you, my dear monkey.
I'll never forget you, we there, Kimba!
I guess it's like a Mr...
Yeah, Mr. Rogers Horror.
So, there was another movie that was kind of like this that came out a few years ago that I really, really liked.
I can't... remember the name of it.
I don't remember the name of it.
Was it?
Oh my god, it was Mr. Crockett.
Thank you, you saved my life.
I was gonna freakin' go crazy.
Guys, there's this movie. I can't...
I- I highly recommend you watch this film.
If...
I highly recommend you watch Mr. Crocket.
If you like stuff like this...
This movie was so good.
Son, check this out. I got some points.
It was so good.
Welcome to Mr. Crocket's Mare!
I feel- I feel like it didn't get...
the attention that it deserved.
It's so underrated and nobody...
People barely talked about this movie, but it was so good.
This is my house now, take a deep breath.
Well, I cannot recommend this movie enough, it was so good.
It was so good.
It's so good.
Oh, oh, oh, it came out in 2024 and it kind of like, like nobody talked about it.
It was just kind of like silently released and released on Hulu, but it's so good.
It's so good.
It's very weird.
Yeah, the trailer doesn't really show how weird the movie actually gets.
It gets very very weird.
It gets very weird.
There's another chapter of Integra Park coming out,
oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ah-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Also, I wanna say, and I'm kinda sad because I saw that there was like something released,
Uh, I guess like...
I forgot what I was gonna say.
Pfft!
Guys, I just have a brain lag.
Pfft!
Never mind.
I honestly don't remember.
I think I need to go to the doctor.
Pfft!
Don't be sad.
Well, I'm not sad anymore,
cause I don't remember what I was sad about.
So, pfft!
I don't remember what else I thought about so never mind.
Crisis averted.
Well, fuck me, I guess.
Fuck me, I guess.
Fuck me, I guess.
Hello, everyone.
Everyone, this is-
AHH!
Uh...
Your daily dose of internet.
I thought my car was broken into.
Cause I saw...
glass...
on my seat.
Someone's car f***ing exploded.
AHH!
All over mine.
There's literally like...
no-thing metal all over the place.
I'm Sean Neckis.
Wait, what the fuck?
H-
But how?
And...
It's just...
It's just there, and...
And what happened to...
It just got contained to one car?
How is this possible?
HEN?
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
I thought my car was broken in two.
Also, I love his glasses.
I love his glasses with the little...
With the...
With the...
with the hanging thingies, the glasses necklace, oh my god, fashion sleigh.
I saw a glass on my seat, someone's car exploded all over mine.
It's literally like melted metal all over the place.
I'm Shawn Nekic and this is Jet Sire. This is Turnstone.
What?
What the?
I'm Shawn Nekic and this is Jet Sire. This is Turnstone.
I'm not laughing at him. Oh my god. I'm laughing at the soda. Holy shit
Oh
Dummy
What is that?
Are those pups?
She accident.
I'm not gonna lie.
I thought that this was gonna be
end of being a long Furby.
I thought it was gonna be a long Furby.
I was like, whoa, it's gonna be the longest Furby ever known.
It's pups.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop, stop.
She accidently looked something behind.
Oh no! For hell!
The metal! The metal!
Pewpew, you get locked out of your apartment, so your landlord tries to come in and...
...farts on you.
Yeah, you can do it.
It's gonna be a mess.
It's gonna be a mess.
I've never seen a cat roll their eyes before.
Oh, she's getting down.
Oh, my...
Is this the cleanest damp of all time?
Wait, what?
Is this the cleanest day of all time?
I wouldn't put this on the highlight reel
The soccer fans decided to take advantage of the stadium's leaky roof.
He thought this truck was blocking him, but it actually saved him.
I don't think she approves of his tattoo.
Oh wow, look at him show him this tattoo.
So I wanted to share this really cool liquid
that I have in the lab.
It's called ferrofluid.
And this ferrofluid is something that
becomes very strongly magnetized in the presence
of a magnetic field.
Ferrofluid is simply these suspended nanoscale
particles in a carrier fluid, such as an organic solvent
or water.
This is like that one scene in a toy story.
Oh my god, the car's so small.
He's but he's creeping up.
And it's not my car, what the fuck?
She forgot something quite important.
She forgot something quite important.
I have no hands, I don't know.
Hello, did you forget something?
What?
Hello, did you forget something?
What?
Me?
You're picking me up.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No, can I have that now?
Fuck!
No.
Give me that.
You're gonna give me, give me, give me the...
Ha ha ha ha!
This is the cutest ring bear of all time.
Aw, what the fuck is WALL-E?
Whoop-a-fuck!
How did you get WALL-E to be your ring bearer?
It's real!
False.
Oh no, he stuck on his hand!
Hey, see you in the morning chair!
Mom!
Their bathroom renovation plans ran into a slight issue.
Oh no!
I don't know how people work from home, the only desk is my sister with autism.
I'm literally in a Jim Carrey shrine, how can I contemplate Jim Carrey staring at me?
He said that he was autism.
I'm literally in a Jim Carrey shrine, how can I contemplate Jim Carrey staring at me?
He said that he would record, but he never said what.
This device is a traditional way to make popcorn.
That's how you make popcorn?
What?
That's not a lot of popcorn.
Oh my God, it made it so fast.
What?
That's not a lot of popcorn.
Oh my God.
Oh my god, it made it so fast!
I've never seen that in my life!
Oh, that smells good.
It looks like this robot has had one drink too many.
Bro, we gotta watch it.
Me trying to close the dishwasher.
Oh geez, that's weird.
How come it won't close all the way?
She's a part-time delivery driver and a full-time hype man.
I'm weird.
Oh, the body is amazing.
Girl, you scared me.
Good girl.
It's got a good day.
Oh my god, girl, you see no swimming.
Look, it's just...
Bye, thank you.
Hey, my man.
Unicycle!
The stick insect species has the small red wings which act as a warning to predators.
I was gonna say, it can't fly with that thing.
Look at it.
Look how small they are.
What the fuck?
I guess this team were...
I guess this team are playing with 12 players.
5,000 rubber ducks were dropped into the river for a gigantic race.
What?
Bye
What is the purpose of this?
Do you know what?
Thirty-two years of age
It still absolutely battles me out
Someone one day just thought
Do you know what?
Why did they do that?
I'm gonna study
I don't understand
Okay, but like
Did they like number them on the bar on like
Yeah, yeah
You know what, 32 years of age, it still absolutely battles me out.
Someone one day just thought, you know what, I'm going to stick a shark out my roof.
Who knew that clams could sneeze?
Oh my God, a sneeze!
oh my god what the fuck the leg
Oh
My cute that's on the moon. What is that?
Hoooo!
Hoooo!
Hoooo!
Hoooo!
Hoooo!
I ain't no fuck you!
Meezy, it's huge!
It's on the moon!
What is that?
Is that the moon?
Hold on, fuck you!
She...
You gotta be high as fuck, bro.
Oh!
This is what the tallest guy is capable of.
Shanghain looks like from the skies.
Wait, what?
This is what the tallest skyscraper in Shanghai looks like from the skies.
Oh, a little biggy doll.
I love you guys, but you guys smell really bad. You guys need to move. You gotta move.
I need you to move or let me go by. Don't bite me. Don't you bite me.
Alright, good boy. Good boy. Look at you guys. You guys are being good boys. Alright.
They smell bad?
Is that a jet ski?
I think the weights might be a bit too heavy at the cemetery and saying happy birthday to
my sister-in-law's birthday today and tomorrow's my brother's birthday and we were like happy
birthday to you and then my daughter goes and many more how many more
Oh no!
Be worthy to you and then my daughter goes and many more!
How many more? How many more? How many more?
These twin brothers decided to try out a face swapping filter.
Helping filter for some reason this rat is creating a real
He
invented a machine that managed to make this water droplet levitate.
This is a moon snail egg which are formed of mucus, sand, and thousands of embedded eggs.
Don't pick it up!
Don't pick up the egg!
My god, that's the truth.
You can do this.
Imagine waiting hours to see a doctor, only for them to be a robot.
But what if it was a VTuber?
What if it was a VTuber?
What if it was a VTuber?
But what if it was a VTuber bro?
Imagine waiting hours to see a doctor only for them to be a robot.
But what if it was a VTuber?
That's wild for a doctor to do.
I'm sure there's more context to this.
It has to be either like a consult
where it's like a specialist that's not on site
that needs to be there to be seen or something.
I'm pretty sure it's not just like a normal doctor
that's gonna be there.
It has to be some like call-in specialist
that like they can't make it.
It's a telehealth appointment.
I have telehealth appointments all the time.
I get telehealth appointments.
just occur at my home. So typically when this happens they're just like it's just like a consult
or they're going over some sort of like result or something like they can't examine you like that
this wouldn't be for like an examination you know what I mean?
Is it heavy to carry your oxygen around?
Or how do you do it?
Well, I have a concentrator in my house and I have tubing that's 25 feet long, but I also
of tubing that's 50 feet long but I usually just need the 25 feet long and
then I have a portable machine that's like the size of like a handbag. It's
pretty small.
Donkey Kongy!
But yeah, so let me go out. I have like a portable machine.
I hope it doesn't work.
I used to not have a portable machine. I used to use tanks and that shit was a
pain in the fucking ass let me tell you because they never tell you that those
tanks don't actually last as long as they're supposed to last okay it takes
don't last that long like a regular claw machine
so like on the lowest setting they usually when they tell you oh the tank
It's like on the lowest setting and it's not even that amount, but it's like
It's gonna last even less for me because I use more and I'm not on the lowest setting
I'm like three liters. You know what I mean? So it's like it's gonna waste even faster
And it's worse because some like unless they give you like
Unless they give you something to make it like more
because you can do like pole socks like like a pole swan where it's like the
concentrator it lets out it lets out oxygen every time you breathe but then
with the tanks they have it where it's like it's continuous flow which was
even more fucking oxygen!
I found this dog in the puzzle bullet.
I do not see a dog.
We found where it fits in, but literally this photo
does not have a dog in it.
Three liters isn't all- it's not that bad.
I think, I think, for me, like, three liters isn't too bad.
When I tell people that I'm on 3 meters and they're like,
Wut all folk?
Are you okay?
And it's just like,
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Will the doggy take me a poopie?
Promachine.
Yeah, I have tanks for when the power goes out,
but, you know,
they're just sitting there.
in there. I found this dog in the puzzle but like I do not see a dog. I found where it
fits in but literally this photo does not have a dog. I think it's broken.
Boss 2140?
I'm really happy to see you.
We're another day closer to the Terminator, becoming a reality.
Wait, is this like a...
something that...
reshapes itself?
What?!
Another day closer to the terminator becoming a reality
Thanks for your service!
Bye!
Bye!
What?
Hey!
Oh, won't we go to bed?
This guy's got some impressive memories.
Hey there, man!
Whoa, what the fuck?
Ew, that was on your shoe!
What's wrong with you?
You guys may be wondering, what's wrong with you?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
You guys may be wondering what the little nub at the top of most caps is for
and here's a little tip for you. If I can find it, it is right there. There you go.
It's like a glove. This dad uses a laser to pick out his stings.
of those two backslings is those.
Oh my god, whose dad is that? Whose dad is that?
The two snake barnacles have attached themselves to the trunk of a tree which was floating somewhere that no one could be watched at.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
What's going on with you?
I'm not even gonna move!
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And I'll see you guys again, over very soon.
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This group of friends were playing a round of golf, and realized they were being watched.
Wee!
The speed!
It's looking!
The video of the year!
The video of the year!
How the fuck?
It's like, it got timed perfectly.
That's insane.
It's looking!
It's looking!
The video of the year!
The video of the year!
EGGY!
EGGY!
EGGY!
Thank you for the raid, EGGY.
I hope you had a good stream.
When do you guys get up to, EGGY?
EGGY, we're gonna play games.
Oh yeah, I heard.
I heard about a vintage story coming back on Friday.
I'm sorry bro, what the fuck?
You're not safe at the fucking grocery store, you're not safe anyway.
you're not safe anywhere bro
evo!
pew!
ahhhhhh!
come on!
right!
oh no!
thanks nobo!
Hello!
Hi!
Were you here today with Johanna?
Diaz.
Hi Diaz!
Current correct address!
Diaz, what is your relationship to Johanna?
Uh, she's my best friend.
Oh, and oh look!
Diaz is illegally reporting to show.
Hello!
She's an excellent teacher.
It's not the peanut, mom.
It's not the peanut, mom.
It's not the peanut, mom.
It's a frog.
Why?
Because you don't need to be on Snapchat during your traffic stop.
I can't. I can still record.
You can record. I just wanted to show this.
There ain't no reason to be on Snapchat though.
Wait, why is it?
Wait, what's happening?
What?
I can't. I can still record.
You can record. I just wanted to show this.
What the fuck?!
I can't, I can still record.
You can record.
I just wanted to show-
What is that? Like wha-
Are they filming a show?
That camera is huge!
Also they can record but he can't.
Pfft.
Cops?
You have to give consent to be recorded, like, if it's for like a TV show.
Or like, can they do it anyway?
Yes?
Not pop?
Not always.
They can't broadcast it, so you can like say no, right?
well that but like okay so if you can say no like I'm just saying like you're
gonna get arrested like why oh they just blur your face what that's also fucked up
I was saying I was saying then why not just be like oh I do not consent to you
recording me the blurs don't always work but there's no reason to be on
snapchat he forgot his sleeping bag so his friend
and drop it off.
Wow!
What a nice friend.
Mom.
What? I've never seen someone climb on my life.
Look at all that popcorn!
I'm sorry, what the fuck?
Is this real? Is this how movie theaters are?
I thought I thought they popped the popcorn on site
I don't know how that works.
No?
Do you want?
Re-eated?
Are you telling me that popcorn is not fresh at the movies?
Nothing's fresh anymore.
What place keeps this much fucking popcorn?
Geez, rice, I'm gonna eat it all.
He cramped it up on a full one for the boys.
Eww, what the?
Look up, he just killed that sea urchin.
These trains in Singapore have privacy windows which activate when going past people's homes.
What?
Whoa, how does that work?
That's so cool!
You can see windows which activate when going past people's homes.
That's funny.
I guess this orangutan didn't want to get wet.
Aw, he's way higher.
He's higher.
I think this dog is glitching.
I think this dog is glitching.
This hotel worker in California always puts towels out to help the ducklings get out the
pool.
Oh look at him jump!
he thought his friend had fallen over.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, it was a stranger.
You're out again gay is nobody and you fall and someone fucking
I'm just...
I'm just doing this.
What the fuck?
You ready?
Alright.
What the fuck, grandpa?
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just...
Why did the banana plant cross the road?
Whoa, I feel like satisfactory.
What is happening?
I guess mannequins are evolving.
Wait, what they got moving mannequins now?
I guess mannequins are evolving.
Are you doing activities?
I don't like that.
I will be damned.
It's impressive he managed to give away a goal when it was that small.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice.
And all of you are like, damn bro.
The real point of these guys is to be nice.
If that's what's on the road.
He really pulled out the nowhere verse.
Mommy, happy Mother's Day.
Hey, he's gonna agree.
What do you say?
Can you eat?
I'm hungry.
Nowhere.
We got food at home.
Ah!
She was trying to give a review on her chips, but her can't had other ideas.
My favorite part about eating chips, stop.
My favorite, hey.
My favorite part about white cheddar and arthur, white cheddar and jalapeño chip.
This is, hey.
Every time I crunch on it, ardi, cheddar, and chips, but her can't had other ideas.
I'm terrible.
Eating chips.
Stop.
My favorite.
Hey.
My favorite part of a white cheddar and...
Arthur.
White cheddar and jalapeno chip.
This is... hey.
Every time I crunch on a...
Arty.
This is an Acoustic Portable
Temporarily closed for construction.
Oh, Taco Bell.
This is an Acoustic Portable Levitation Device that uses ultrasonic transducers to levitate objects.
I don't understand what that means.
What?
So, fuck?
Surprise!
So fast, fucking!
Surprise!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
You don't want this one!
How do you count this one?
I don't know!
You don't want this one!
I love you!
Whoa! One foot!
Can anyone tell me where she came from?
So this is the f***
Tell me where she came from
What the f***
Uhhh
So this is the f***
Tell me where she came from
Yo, modeling classes
That was me in modeling class
What the f*** where did she come from?
There has to be a cut, bro
so this is the first time a hotel has ever asked me what kind of room do you
want I was like what do you mean what kind of room do I want and they were like
what kind of room do you want? What kind of view? And I was like, you mean the best view you got?
And this is what they gave me.
Oh, shit. The best view of the world, Mark.
The 7-Eleven has a unique feature. Monterey, Mexico has the only 7-Eleven in the world
that has a tree growing in the middle of it.
When the building was being constructed,
they just built around this tree.
Whoa.
I'm going to get a chair.
I'm going to go down here.
Blackburn.
I'm going to get something done.
I'm going to get something done.
Yeah.
They wanted to start a movement,
and they succeeded.
I'm afraid for me.
I'm afraid for you.
I'm afraid too.
Can one of you please call a plumber?
Because there seems to be too much drip in here.
Slay the day.
Wrap the drip.
Let's go.
Grandpa.
Oh my God, Grandpa.
Slay the day, Grandpa.
Let's go, Grandpa.
Oh my God, Grandpa, slay the day, Grandpa!
Let's go, Grandpa!
Can one of you please call a plumber?
Because there seems to be too much drip in here.
BAM!
Slay the day, wrap the drip, let's go!
Yes, sir!
Grandpa!
Huh?
What is he even-
No.
What is-
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
What is he even clapping at?
Stop another day!
You whisper, Bark.
You go boop.
Yeah, like that.
Good job.
This is the best curly fry pull of all time.
I want to see.
I want to see.
Oh my gosh.
What?
I want to see.
What?
I've never seen a professional hosepipe player before.
Hosepipe?
What?
This is the final boss of Triceps, fully maxed out with all the weights on.
Wow! No way sir!
Oh my goodness!
Wow!
I guess that's one way to pour a drink
Wow!
Oh my god...
These prototype glasses help blind people navigate public spaces.
Where you want?
Prototype glasses help blind people navigate public spaces.
Oh!
What?
Are you ma...?
Ahhhhhh!
He tried to beat the anesthesia.
Starting now, episode 50.
20, 30, 20, 29, 28, no, 10, yep, 9, 8, 7, 4, 3, 2, 1.
He harnessed the power of the sun to turn a rock into glass.
He harnessed the power of the sun to turn a rock into glass.
This military device allows for instant x-ray imaging.
Oh, whoa.
What?
Is that dangerous?
Imaging.
Wow.
Well, what the fuck?
How do you even...
Is this the original snooze button?
Isn't that what people used to do in the old days?
The shepherd arranged his sheep into a heart to surprise his fiancé.
I love it!
Oh my ass!
Oh, a map.
Either the plant is alive or...
Either the plant is alive or there's something alive in the plant.
What did I bring home?
What the hell is in there?
What is it?
Hey, what the fuck is that?
What did I bring home?
Either the plant is alive or there's something alive in the plant.
What did I bring home?
What the hell is in there?
What is it?
Oh no!
I guess that's why you shouldn't put dog toys into the laundry.
Ewww!
I just have one question, how do you find out that you can do this?
Like, how do you figure this out?
That's crazy.
He's hard at work.
I have to inspect the bears done to the house on time.
This piece of work.
Off.
Now one doesn't turn it off.
This one does.
Now one doesn't either.
What the f***?
What the f***?
Really?
They just skin walking.
What?
Off.
Now one doesn't turn it off.
Uh-oh.
This one does.
Brother, it's a skin walker, brother.
This is such a cool American tattoo.
Oh, rocks.
Oh, you knit.
You got as good as that.
Oh, rocks.
Oh, you're lit.
You got as good as that.
You got the whole line out you.
Music
If you felt too good, then I'm going to let go of the next one.
Bye bye.
I did it!
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She was waiting to be blessed at church, and the priest didn't hold back.
Oh my god, I know this song.
Plus the church and the priest didn't hold back.
well y'all don't understand okay this sheet is crazy like and he's just
wearing white but this is how it is in terms of
Oh my god, bro. Y'all don't understand, bro.
They go fucking psycho in church. They throw so much stuff at you.
Never knew church would have a splash on.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
It is extra blessings, bro.
Go.
Hurry up.
It's recording.
Extra blessings for her.
It's recording.
It's recording.
It's recording.
It's recording.
She said yes!
Go!
Hurry up!
It's recording!
Extra blessings for her!
She said yes!
Oh my god, it's taking a lot!
I gotta have these penchures.
Okay.
Good?
I
Do home inspections I expect to see the unexpected
Okay, good
Do home inspections I expect to see the unexpected oh my god a wallpaper wallpaper on blinds
Holy shit, what?
Wallpaper everything so apparently when you got all paper on blinds since I expect to see the
Oh my god, Jesus Christ, that wallpaper!
Oh my god, I feel like I'm back with my grandma's house.
The wallpaper on the blinds?
Crazy work.
Wallpaper, everything in here.
Oh my god, I just realized the sheets, too!
The sheets? The chair? Holy shit!
So if you have a slow steam controller, it does the little home screen.
I need that controller.
You know, looking at this, someone might think it's a ranch road, but to be quite honest,
It's almost a ranch road.
These parents were trying to teach their twins on how to share.
Oh, do you hear me, Lasha?
Lasha.
Oh, that's so funny.
I'm ready to give you a hug.
No idea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Stop.
I wonder what he's training for.
I guess the little guy just wanted to feel involved.
Are you kinda tasting?
Yeah.
What are we waiting for?
Do you ever just want?
So, does this count as a re-
Do you ever just want?
What?
Also, why was it hard?
Oh god.
I just want...
What?
Also, why was it hard? Oh, God.
So, does this count as a rep or not?
It's like right over its nose.
Wow.
Oh, shit!
Robots are getting smarter.
What the fuck?
are getting smarter and it's starting to scare me a little bit.
video of a ribbonworm went viral back in 2015. Whilst you might think that's his tongue,
it's actually a long proboscis used to capture prey.
This dog got stuck in the Seine River in France, so the strangers came together to help save it.
What the fuck?
Never let them know your next move.
Cause whenever I put on that...
Never let them know your...
What the fuck?
Never let them know your next move.
Wait, but he knew then.
These crows decided to finally get their revenge on this cat.
Is that a strawberry?
Mom, this is a flower for you.
Oh my God, where did you get this?
Oh my God, mom is so cute.
Oh my God, where did you get this?
The mule strawberry also, mom is really cute.
Where are you?
Oh my God, where did you shoot that?
Where did you shoot that?
Eww, worldwide!
I'm the fuckish!
Where are you going?
Nowhere!
Okay, then come inside.
No.
I need a loan time from you.
Everyone.
Girl...
Girl, let me say to my mama that is that I fucking need a loan time.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Uh...
Uhhh...
Holy shit.
Peace to myself.
I don't think this is how...
Please be yourself!
Bro, mom...
Oh my god, chanpa time.
If I were a child, I'd say bro.
I think my mom would be like, you want peace to yourself?
She locked the door.
She probably goes far as changing all the locks on the door to the house.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She does something crazy.
I need a long time from you.
Everyone.
Everyone.
Please.
To myself.
I don't think this is how windshield wipers are meant to work.
We have a small problem. I have to wipe it like this, so I can see something.
Because if I do it like this...
They're just like a white duck.
Wait, they're not even real.
He made his car come alive.
Oh my god, cars too.
What?
in the name.
Is this real?
Long as fucking hair on a baby leg!
She is in the passenger seat and fall asleep.
She's in the passenger seat and fall asleep.
I think you stole it, Harley.
She's in the passenger seat and fall asleep.
She's in the passenger seat and fall asleep.
Oh my god, oh my, oh my god, imagine, Jesus Christ.
This is a masked hunter, an insect which uses dust as a form of camouflage.
I'm gonna fucking throw up, oh my god, no, stop.
An insect which uses dust as a form of camouflage.
That's disgusting.
Eww!
Eww!
I hate it!
So to open this door, I've got to work this door, I've got to move this door, then I
can move this door.
Okay, so I can move to the bathroom.
But now to get this door, I have to get to this door, but then this door hits that door.
So then I have to come back out here to close this door so I can come through this door
to get to this door to get to the bathroom.
This little guy really committed to his role.
Wooo!
Oh!
Little Power Ranger!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Yeah!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo!
She really ate but probably left some crumbs.
Oh my god!
She's brave!
Yes?
How are you?
Are you guys solicitors?
No.
Okay.
What's up?
He's got his hands on him.
Yes?
How are ya?
Are you guys solicitors?
No.
Okay.
What's up?
We, uh, we were just...
We have a joint where you can slam your finger.
Sorry.
You just made me laugh.
I'm sorry for just blaming the lying to your face.
Yeah, sorry.
You just got a little bit of a sling to the door.
Can you just slam it?
Sorry.
You just made me laugh.
I'm sorry for just blaming you on you.
Bro, it just lied to her face.
I'm sorry, I would have just let the door open.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You just let me in.
No, I'll let it.
One of my subscribers sent me a video of this robot they designed.
A ball of wool.
What?
How?
So could one of you guys explain to him how this did happen?
Alright buddy, we'll see you tomorrow!
How the f*** did that happen?
Hey, get out, get out of here!
What?
What did I just saw?
It looks like this truck might be missing something.
This kid didn't recognize his dad without his moustache, so he had to draw back on so
he wouldn't get upset.
So I found this video where cold temperatures in Maine were causing the ocean water to freeze
as soon as it hit the shore.
Oh my gosh, frozen, frozen, cold water.
He's having fun in there, boys.
I can't figure out whether he wants to eat the bread or if he's terrified of it.
You searing out my bread?
Shake in.
Oh!
I got the whole bunch of my blood.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
There goes the reason why you're over it.
This is the most insane exhaust I've ever seen.
Oh my god!
Is this what you're getting up to?
You're not watching me?
You're watching sheep race?
Madison, watch how fast my cat eats me when he hears this on my theater.
The fact she didn't react makes me think this isn't the first time she's seen a sheep race.
This isn't the first time she's done this.
Oh my god.
Wait in the hell, you are that hungry.
Brother, you are that hungry?
Wait in the hell!
This is what you get when you order a mirror from Timo.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I guess this is a new Ultra Slim iPhone.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He gave his ride-on lawnmower an upgrade.
So how long do you think he's going on vacation for?
This is the best suitcase I've ever fucking seen in my life!
Brother, you're hooked!
Bye!
Bye!
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Chase has one of the most intense endings ever.
You got arrested and thankfully nobody was hurt.
Here's our fancy dancey yogurt machine, are you ready?
Help me.
Eww, I farted out yogurt!
Oh, dog.
Oh!
Oh!
AHHHH!
Oh, oh, oh!
Nooooo!
Okay!
This is why you should always double check spelling.
Um, can we pass on that one? Thank you!
Thank you for sending it!
Thank you for spelling!
Um, can we pass on that one?
He found his doppelganger from the past.
They say history repeats itself.
So this must be me.
No.
No.
Tough bike, dude.
Can I get your autograph?
Can you do a trick?
Oh, shit!
This is why it's always important.
This is why it's always important to listen to your kids.
Oh my god!
They're gonna take her.
They're saying that they're dying for it.
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Come on, guys!
Check this out.
They're gonna take her.
They're saying that they're dying for it.
Oh my god!
Come on, guys!
Check this out.
Look how close that thing is.
Oh my god.
Who's gonna hit?
Till they shaved it off.
I just came up with a creative way to get past the language barrier.
Oh no.
It doesn't fit.
I'll just go through the back.
I can't even figure out how she ended up like this.
Oh my god!
My dad once made the anus beef mistake with me while buying steaks at the butcher's shop.
The worst part is that in my language, Danish.
The word for steak is very similar to a derogatory word for.
Good an!
Oh my goodness!
So how do I put this lens on my eyes?
I don't know why he said it like that.
First connect the dots of earthy. It's a straight line.
Where does that end with, look.
First connect the dots of earthy.
It is the baseball bat.
It's a straight line.
That's not right.
Look down, see that?
Thought it was a Pair and Doola.
Uh...
Look down, see that?
Thought it was a Pair and Doola.
What?
A Pair and Doola?
I thought it was a Pair and Doola.
Uh...
What?
You don't have any burgers?
Only fish.
No nuggets, no burgers, nothing?
Only fish.
Only space why you open?
Why you don't go home and cook?
this
Oh my god
and
Why you don't go home and cook?
This this is 100% custom, dude. That's why they pay me the big bucks. You see this here. Let me do a little demonstration for it
I wanted to let you guys know that this was my favorite clip this episode and in it we
see a cop talk to two witnesses but come away with absolutely nothing.
Can you hear me?
Yes ma'am, I can hear you.
Hi, hi, I'm Toby, I'm the homeowner, I'm at work, and my daughter's, I think she's
having fun with us.
Are you talking to my wife right now?
But my husband reached out to you guys?
Yes, talking to the wife, yes.
Okay, you can actually spell the guy first. I don't know if I'm just an affidant old came to the wrong house.
Okay, you can actually spell the guy first. I don't know if I'm just an affidant old came to the wrong house.
He just sees the wrong house.
End of the video, but I'm not too sure because he did knock the door afterwards, but then he...
Oh my god his face is like, oh.
He took off.
Yeah, sorry.
I'm not too sure because he didn't hear me.
The door afterwards, but then he took off.
Yeah, sorry.
Both of you are coming through at the same time.
I'll let her talk.
All right, thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Okay, I'm sorry go ahead
I'm at work and my daughter's I think she's
Are you talking to my wife right now?
But my husband reached out to you guys?
Yeah, talking to the wife, yes.
Okay, you don't have to change all the guys first.
I don't know if it was just an accidental came to our house
because we just saw the wrong house.
End of the video, but I'm not too sure
because he did knock the door afterwards,
but then he took off.
Yeah, sorry, both of you are coming through
at the same time, so I'll let her talk to you, okay?
All right, thank you.
I'm gonna remind you, sir.
Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead.
I really didn't think my sheep's ears could get any bigger.
Are you ready for this lamb?
Oh my god, he has funny ears!
Are you ready for this lamb?
Oh my god those are the biggest land ears I've ever seen in my life
What
I shared a video a while back of this popular tourist spot in China where it looks like
you're eating a train and this is what people look like whilst trying to get the shot.
What?
This can't be real.
This is what...
What?
It's like you're eating a train and this is what you...
Take the way so many people are stop doing this shit here.
will look like whilst trying to get the shot.
his pilot accidentally became a third wheel over radio.
Back to work, love you.
Late.
Hey, Camarillo Tower.
We love you too, so we'd like to get a tech crowd of possible Santa Monica.
He went through Charlie on request.
Thank you.
My husband's flying over.
Alright, that's got way awkward.
It's okay, he does that sometimes.
I'm still here.
What the fuck?
You flared with my wife?
She's not really angry.
I just gave myself a little time out.
I'm gonna destroy this today.
Um, we have a mutated toilet in our garden.
This is what they're supposed to look like.
You know?
Yeah.
And this is what we got.
Whoa, what?
Look at that.
Poor guy really knew that he'd been defeated.
He's gonna do it.
Oh no.
I don't know about that.
Don't!
I know!
I got it!
Ha ha!
This guy was diving near Sydney and caught the moment that a giant cuttlefish changed
its camouflage. They had to take turns to distract his baby to cut his hair.
Oh
Why is that
We live in a society where people just throw stuff away.
Like this toaster, it was on the street to be given away for free.
Sure, it didn't work, but a solder here and a solder there
took me literally like five seconds to fix this thing.
Let's check it out and see what my free toaster is.
Oh.
What the...
She heard a creepy noise at night, but needed the bathroom, so she brought her phone to
use as a torch.
Did you just take the- was it yummy?
Yeah.
I'm hot.
Was it spicy?
Oh no, she ate the panther.
You peed?
Awesome.
Oh, there's just taken a few people.
He's a pep!
He beat herself!
You won't leave me.
She was just taking for a walk.
She was taking for a walk.
She was just taking for a walk.
Fly!
Fly way higher.
Fly there, fly!
Oh, someone has a happy bachelor.
Such a pretty girl.
Happy smile.
Aww.
This is a tropical royal flycatcher, famous for its fan shaped crest.
You can tell this one is female due to its crest being yellow, whereas males have a red
one.
That is...
Mary.
Thank you, Jesus.
Amazon!
Woo!
Oh, no.
Ah!
It's rockin' another one.
But that one's in the street.
Get that one out of the street.
Leave him alone.
No, get that back.
Look at that box!
Somebody go run over there.
Somebody's gonna run over there.
Why does this piece of steak look like my dog?
Like, can you see it?
Wait, I see it!
Steak. Dog.
I need my car to be able to do this.
What? Stop. No way.
Guys, I'm not even f***ing dropping.
What?!
Oh, now you don't want to do it.
Now you don't want to do it.
Look, hey, look, look, look.
My keys right here.
Like, he's right here. Watch this.
Come on, come on.
Okay, I'll go sit down, man.
Stop it!
He wasn't gonna let a fashion show stop him from doing his morning ritual.
I've been shown the beach, hey?
Oh, don't hurt anything.
Especially like some toes or something.
Don't hurt any toes.
Why is he emphasizing toes?
Yeah, good soccer.
It's not really a soccer ball though.
It's not really designed for that kind of use.
It might be a little hard on the toenails.
Ouch!
This is why you should...
What the fuck was that?
What a fucking weirdo!
Oh, don't hurt anything, especially like some toes or something.
Don't hurt any toes.
Yeah, good soccer.
It's not really a soccer ball though.
Not really designed for that kind of use.
Might be a little hard on the toenails.
Ouch!
Oh, what the fuck!
How should I work smarter, not harder?
I have a floaty little floaty
Oh my god it's so cute
Oh, you were safe.
He made an animation lay back.
Oh God, the train begins.
He made an animation lay back, a torch and a horse cut out.
I guess this is a good idea.
This is what hypermobility looks like.
Oh!
Wait, I can kinda do that.
Mobility looks like.
Is that hypermobility?
I can't go like that all the way, but I can go pretty far.
And I can do it with, like, I can pull my thumb, like, touching my arm.
I can touch my arm with my thumb.
I cracked a finger.
Oh, I cracked another finger.
Oh, I cracked another finger.
I cracked another finger.
I hit it.
Oh my- OH MY GOD!
Cracking the ha- oh my god, when I wake up in the morning, do you guys do this?
Do you crack your wrist when you wake up in the morning?
I do.
I- I crack my wrist.
I pull my wrist all the way down and I make my fingers touch my arm.
One of my subscribers sent in this video of him throwing a fluttering paper airplane that he made.
That's how it's done for us.
One more, one more, one more, take it, take it!
What the fuck?
I can do that.
Really want to decorate my house and I really think that this is just, that's just a vibe.
That's, yes, absolutely.
Okay, I'm going to be asking you.
Really want to decorate my house and I really think that this is just, that's just a vibe.
I kind of like it.
I like the back with that bag.
That's...
I kinda like it.
Yes, absolutely.
Horrifying.
I like that one.
I don't like that one.
What?
I don't like that one.
If you enjoyed this video, you might like this one too, where I show some of the dumbest
drivers of all time.
I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
drivers that's just me I'm the dumbest driver I'm the dumbest driver alive I
shouldn't be allowed to drive I don't drive
but really hey hey is not dumb she's a free spirit and she loves driving free
Leave her alone! She goes driving free! Let her be free!
She doesn't want to be free!
Okay, Benny Chat? Okay Chat, you're banned now.
You like my ears?
You like my ears?
My ears?
Hmm.
Dun dun dun dun dun
Dun dun dun
It wouldn't be the first time.
What kind of what? Wait, what?
When I floof your ears, what do you mean you wanna floof my ears? What does that mean?
What does that fucking mean?
You wanna floof my ear?
I got floof. You can floof it.
Alright chat.
We need to do a poll.
We have some time before Subnautica too.
I do want to open up video submissions for our videos, so we can watch next time.
We can do that now really quick.
In fact, submit videos for me.
I'm going to do video submissions really fast.
I'm opening up submissions in 3, 2, 1, go.
And then while we're, while we're, while we're, while we're
Adding videos
What do before monkey
Ears! You see my ears?
Oh!
What the-
Hey!
What the fuck?
I'll keep it open one more minute and then we'll close it.
and then we'll close it.
What's wrong with the video submission?
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong?
It's good to close it.
I got close it.
I closed it.
I only watched weird shit on YouTube, what's wrong with that?
Are you afraid?
Are you crying cause you didn't get in?
Are you crying cuz you didn't get in?
It is sad that when mouse and corner collabed I cannot watch it, I'm sorry, he's coming on later.
I'm Shao-Wi.
I'm Shao-Wi, we're playing later.
I'm Shao-Wi.
It's all his fault. It's not my fault. It's his fault. It's all his fault. Not mine.
Blame him, don't blame me.
Blame him, don't blame me.
Do you know what our only is?
Onius, I do know what Al-Onius is. Are you talking about the game, Al-Onius?
What are we playing, monkey? We're playing Subnautica 2!
We're playing Subnautica 2 with monkey, uh, later. In a few hours.
It's like asking if you know human. Oh my god, you mean Nicky. I haven't thought about that game in so long.
I haven't thought about that game in so long. Holy shit.
Yeah, it's in like three hours, I think.
It's in like three hours I think.
Did you guys see the drops or subnautica too?
Drops for Subnautica 2!
Have you been enjoying Subnautica 2?
I'll put, okay I'm gonna put on the pole.
We got, we got sponsored to play Subnautica too.
The same game, or...
The same game!
Went today, today at 7pm!
The sim game you wanted to play sounds fun. Are you talking about moonshine simulator?
Let me look at the reviews, hold up.
No, it doesn't say it has. I checked already. I checked. I checked.
BAM BAM BABY!
7 p.m. for a mouse? No not 7 p.m. 7 a.m.
7 a.m.
Oh wait it was this game too it was this game too but wait I don't know how long it
would take
oh sword here here go guys I put the pole up we have strawberry magic Ross's
Super Mario maker crime scene cleaner man shine simulator or this game called
bite-sized terror that Shia was gonna play and I looked at the preview and it
looked like I was gonna vomit because it looked really scary.
Mario Maker!
Yeah I need to do the Mario Maker before I could watch the game over on stream. Ross
told me I can't he told everybody I will honor I will honor that plus I
always already said I was gonna play it anyway so
mama meal I heard it's impossible I heard it's impossible I heard it's really
be hard.
It's really impossible.
Oh shit, hold up.
Ross is the sadist. He's evil. He's evil and it and I know that it's gonna be super super hard and I know there's no way I could beat it. I know I'm probably gonna cry and hit my head against the table.
You beat it? No you didn't. Ain't no fucking way you beat it. There's no way I don't believe it.
You did? How?
Wait, isn't it like 30 levels?
What the fuck?
I don't even know when to get-
RAAAGH!
you bears thank you thank you thank you okay listen I think I know this is gonna
sound whatever but I can't help but notice that ever since I started like
walking and like working out I feel happier and I feel like I have more
energy I feel happier for some reason I don't know why it doesn't make sense but
I guess that I guess I guess it's normal this endorphin I guess so I like I feel
happy for no reason
Those damn scientists were right about exercise!
GOD DAMN IT!
Fuck!
Oh puddle, they used to venture the raid out, they had a great straight day for the raid
though.
Thank you very much.
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
We should ignore the pull and play Batman for the...
I actually, you know, I actually do want to play all the Batman games.
That's one of my, like, goals.
I want to play one of the, like, all of the Batman games.
Moon Shine Simulator!
The Arkham games are really good.
That's what I heard.
I heard that the Arkham games are very, very good.
It was diabolical to open video subs while I was out of town, and only have my phone SMH.
My head also picked up the good work on the treadmill.
That's why I did it, Alex. I did it just because I knew you weren't here.
I'm just kidding.
Just because I knew you weren't here.
On the Eurovision discussion of earlier, what do you think of Delta Good Ramps Australia Eclipse song?
Oh
That's a good question
I
That which one was that one?
Now watch I did watch your vision shut the fuck up bro. I
Did however
Uh, I took my bed, so...
I don't remember anything by heart. Like, I don't remember the name of the songs.
Oh shi- YES!
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
AHHHHHHHHH!
It was okay! I liked it!
it bro you see that's how you that's how you remind me shit so I feel like I
remember some songs more than others like of course I'm gonna remember I
remember the Moldova song like a lot the Moldova song was really fun
The Mondo was so much fun, I remember, you know which one I really liked that I remember?
What was it called?
I forgot what country it was.
But it was the one about, uh, what was it?
It was the one from Belgium dancing on the ice, I like that one too.
Motova did get me moving.
I like the one from Belgium.
Dancing on the ice was really good.
I see the playlist in my arm.
I saved the playlist on my Spotify and I saved the playlist on YouTube so I can watch it from time to time.
Wait!
What's that television?
It's not TV, it's TV!
oh my god I would need I would need to look at the playlist while if we do a
tier list I have to watch it like I have to rewatch the songs cuz I don't
remember all of them some of them I'm like I barely remember
Well, since Mario did not win today, we'll do Mario tomorrow.
Exercise for a minimum 20 minutes a day has been proven to aid in mood enhancement and
stress relief as well.
Is that true?
I'm gonna get smart!
Yes!
Alright, if this game sucks, then I'm gonna quit.
But mouse, no get told.
Because if this game sucks, I'm gonna quit, I'm gonna clean a crime scene.
Oh my god, is that me?
Why do I... why am I all bruised up?
What the fuck?
What? What's up with her shoulders? Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Am I on?
That's it.
I'm ready. Land connect.
That's me.
Talk to brother.
Okay, wait a minute.
If I'm a woman, how come-
Oh
Holy shit, I'm a muscular woman
Is this my brother
Mmm. Good morning. So how do you like your new palace?
To be honest, I've seen better. Anyway, enough chitchat time for you to learn how to make
real money. Here's a little gift from me. Don't ask stupid questions. Brew alcohol,
of course, or in your case, something resembling it. For now, run to the gas... Something pushed
me? Run to the gas station and buy everything you need. Talk to me again when you brew something.
Okay, well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna brew something, but I wanted you to know that you...
Holy shit.
Look at his fucking tits, bro.
Wait, where am I supposed- Where do I live? What is this place?
Florida! This ain't no Florida! There's no mountains in Florida!
Oh my god, look at that guy's titties!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!
Uh oh.
Fifty dollars!
Then why is everyone's happy?
I don't have any money I don't even know where I live I don't even know a part of town I'm
I mean, like, where do I...
What the f- where am I?
What the fuck?
I'll never find me in here Victor?
I don't know where I am I don't know what whoa
Oh
Cocino
Fuck yeah
Let me spin
Oh, no, I don't have any money shit
I don't have any money.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you looking at?
Naked people?
I can't!
Fuckin' broke, I don't have any money.
I can't fuck- oh.
Wait! I'm supposed to-
This is my flashlight.
This is the worst flashlight known to man!
What's this?
Is this really the state office?
I don't even know how to get back to my fucking house.
What the fuck?
Where do I live?
Oh?
Where do I fucking live?
Where do I fucking live?
Oh, this... oh no, there's a gas station.
She's running after me!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Stop punching people!
You can't make me stop punching people.
But what if I kill myself?
Okay, if I can recall correctly, the mountains in the back were behind-
I must be.
I didn't murder her, I just punched her, that's all, no big deal.
No big deal, I just punched her.
I don't know where it is.
God damn it.
Where's the moon sign?
There's no fucking map!
Wait, can I...
I didn't save, so...
Okay, give me money.
What the fuck do I buy?
Is this where I buy shit?
Buy a bucket.
Buy sugar.
Buy yeast.
Where's the store?
Is this the store?
Oh at the gas station.
Is this the store?
Oh, at the gas station.
Look at me, bitch.
I don't even have a car.
Shit.
Oh, there's a church.
Wait.
What is it?
Wouldn't it be over here?
Duke's Dockyard.
Wheels and deals. Excuse me.
Look at the right edge of the screen. It says Tab to open phone.
Have to open fo-
I knew that.
I knew- I knew that.
I knew that all along.
I knew that.
No, no, no, don't feel stupid, I'm stupid.
And I like the fact that everybody's shoulders are like raised up high.
Makes me uncomfortable.
Um, it's better to go this way.
Excuse me, miss.
Damn, miss.
Excuse me, sir.
Almost near to, yes.
Cafe?
Hey, that's not the gas station. That's the cafe.
God damnit, I took a wrong turn. I can't read a fucking map.
I'm on my way.
Is this the gas station yeah there's like no cars on a roll hello I would like to buy
I am booking a sugar, I eat it.
It doesn't eat, I only have $29!
No wonder animals died.
Use a pump near my house.
Oh my God.
Guys, I'm about to quit my job.
Guys, I'm about to quit my job right now.
I'm about to quit my job right now.
This is too much work.
There's way too much work already.
There's way too much fucking work already.
Am I getting paid? No.
I don't fucking think so bro.
What the fuck? Oh, oh I could go down the street.
This is a tutorial!
I'm on my way.
Hey, where the fuck do I live? Do I live here?
Is this my house? That's not my house.
Uh...
Is this my house? That's not my house.
I never had a job!
Is this my house? That's not my house. Is this my house? That's not my house. House
This house is red?
This is my house?
That's not my house. That's a trailer.
Oh, is this my house?
This is red.
That's not my house.
Is this my house?
That's not my house.
Hey, where I live?
I'm lost. I don't know where I live.
Is this my house?
That's not my house.
Is this my house?
That's not my house.
Is this my house?
Or two.
What the fuck was that?
Guys, I really do think this is my house.
Oh, that's not my house.
Is this my house?
That's not my house.
Oh!
Oh! This has to be my house.
That's not my house.
This is my house!
I found it!
You see?
I don't know what I'm looking doing.
Mix the water, sugar and yeast on the table.
Bokeh
Eagle
Eagle perfect
I did it.
Oh, I didn't do it.
How come it's so hard?
A flavor of microplastic!
There, wait until the mash has fermented and taken it from the table.
Find five bottles.
for bottles in the trash bin. One bottle, two bottles, grape and citrus peel.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Wait until the mash has fermented.
Why is it taking so long? Hurry up! I want alcohol!
Give me my fuckin' booze now!
Come on, let's get you in.
I didn't know he was gonna come to the door.
Good evening, sir.
Ow!
Good evening.
Good evening, sir.
I didn't put the plastics in!
How are you guys going to get your nutrition if I put the plastic in the liquid you need your microplastics?
You need the daily microplastics now
It will take about two weeks to wait I can't wait two weeks for alcohol
Surely there must be an easier faster way to do it
Moonshine is not nutritional. It can be nutritional.
It could be nutritious. Why not? What's wrong with that?
Guys, I'm checking.
Chicken.
I brain hurt.
Hurry up!
74%!
What the fuck?
Ah!
Ain't no fucking way she's wearing sweatpants with those red shoes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
ain't no fucking way she's wearing sweatpants with those friggin' kitten heels
I'm stuck at 74% what if it never works what if it stays- AHH!
Oh my god you literally live in a trailer.
That is a book.
I got apple and soda.
Uh.
So brotherly result and find out what to do next.
So brotherly result and find out what to do next.
Where's my brother?
You're not my brother.
You're not my brother!
Who the fuck is my brother?
I always wanted a brother.
I always want to know.
No, I didn't mean, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
I see you've made something. What a murky mess you've made.
Set it up at home and get some bottles. They're like, okay, do I look like a bum to you?
I always wanted a brother. I always wanted a brother.
Rotate.
Put it here by the thing.
Bill.
Oh, dirty.
One, they'll drink your dirtiest wine.
dirty. Do I still have? Oh, I still have. Yeah, it's just it's extra flavor, you know.
bottle.
So would you buy this?
Would you buy this?
I'm the buyer for the first batch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I ran a quarter please, I ran a quarter
I have some yummy yummy boost to sell ya
Why don't you have some boost from me
I'm gonna sell it from me to you
Oh my god he bought it cause he's a fucking sufferer
Ew, why do you have so many lies around here?
Yummy, yummy, yummy, I know, yeah you like the booze,
make a nice healthy sip, I'm glad you like the booze, and I'll sell it to you too!
Excuse me sir.
Great job, tomorrow I'll teach you something else, but for now you can do whatever you want.
No, I'm gonna sell more fucking booze, because I'm gonna get enough money to go to the fucking casino.
Which is where I really want to go
What's up
Have some alcohol
Yeah, I knew you like it
Oh my god everybody's buying
Die! Die!
Huh?
You want to fucking buy alcohol from me?
Then you die.
Hmm.
If you don't buy alcohol, I'll give you you die.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Guys, is that me?
Did I do that?
Didn't my alcohol do that to people?
Oh, shit.
I have $54.
Garbage-er.
Garbage Day!
The Demchins Center.
Huh?
Trying trash.
Valuable trash.
Oh.
He buys trash.
Is this a farm?
Oh, a farm.
What's that, Charlie?
Oh shit, Charlie!
There's a bakery?
Look at that little casino again, I'm lost.
License Bureau.
Huh?
My license.
Oh, a cha-cha license.
You damn right, I need a cha-cha license.
I need a fucking cha-cha license, bro.
I don't know what cha-cha means,
but it could be anything.
I see, um, let's put some on green.
Come on, come on.
But I'm not angry, but I'm not angry, but I'm not angry, but I...
Ain't no fucking way.
Hi, Mousy. I hope you've been doing well on having a wonderful week so far.
I also hope Chad is doing well.
I will also say a lot of us are proud of how far you came since you started.
Feet feet, heart feet feet, heart feet feet, heart feet feet, heart feet feet, heart feet feet.
My feet!
My feet!
I want again oh shit
I don't want to dig a hole, not gonna lie, I keep thinking about digging holes.
That dig
Oh, smart
I don't know what I did
I can't stop thinking about digging a hole
Oh my god, I lost.
Oh no, Ryan.
This one is okay.
It doesn't grasp me.
It's not grasping me.
It's not grabbing me by the balls.
It's not grabbing me by the balls like other sim games.
I don't feel like it's grabbing my nuts.
Oh!
Oh my god, you're right.
I gave it a chance.
We never finished that hole?
Oh my god, where is it?
Where's the game?
Hold on, I'm looking for it.
I'm looking for it right now.
No, the drilling game.
The drilling game!
I found it!
Come on, let's find it.
Why does this look like a goose up a boy?
I don't know if I should just start over.
You guys, I don't know if I should start over.
Why does it have a flared base?
See, I'm gonna start over.
Saving don't quit! Don't tell me what to do. I'll quit if I want to.
The save name, no.
It all started with an idea. We're shaping tomorrow. Carving our future at every step.
Our journey is one of constant exploration, bringing safety and comfort to your home.
Each year we push the boundaries of what's possible, driving humanity toward a brighter future.
This is more than yours.
I think this is too!
This is the beginning of a new story.
A story born from those who know mining to its core.
We are Jill and Dall.
Wait, what the fuck? I don't remember this.
I remember this, but I don't remember it.
Hey, ready for this new job?
Yeah, ready to shape tomorrow.
That wasn't me. I didn't break it.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me, bro.
Oh, my hair.
Where am I?
Remember mom's house?
I don't remember going down the mine.
When was I at?
Wake the fuck up, Samurai.
Ah, that damn noise.
I need to shut it off.
Excuse me, let me shut this off, Pat.
Phew, that feels better.
Oh no!
My oxygen level is really low.
I should be able to find ice around here to refill it.
Thanks so much for the raid, I hope you had a great treat and what have you been playing?
Are you playing stalker again?
Are you playing stalker?
Well, it's really stuck. Maybe I can dig around it.
Are you playing stalker again?
I heard the news. Hello everybody, we're playing, uh...
Drill and Delve.
WHAAAA!
Merda
Merda, Merda, Merda
Okay, that should last for a while
I'll have to dig more up later though
Merda fucking died
The twitch bombed out
2, 24th, 23, 4th, 5th
There was an explosion
It knocked me over hard
I can't feel my legs anymore
Mine of 13s lying a few meters away
He's not moving shit. I think a rocket
Pretty sure he's gone. Oh
I don't know what happened
Everything just went white for a second and the radio is useless
Yeah, no
My oxygen is running out. The next station is only 25 meters from here. If the gallery hadn't
collapsed, maybe, maybe I could have crawled there. I don't know. I might not have made it anyway.
Oh no, I could have shared my oxygen with him. It's getting cold. I'm scared.
Oh, no.
I really need to find a way out of this mine.
I could have saved him.
I'll have to dig my way out.
I'll have to dig my way out.
Oh.
This is where I have to go.
BS.
Bullshitery.
Total death count!
I won't go far with my bare hands.
I need to find a drill.
I found it.
If that's better...
Better than my bare hands, at least.
I'll try to find a better one later.
Bare hands.
But this will do for now.
Not my bare hands.
Not my bare hands.
So, uh, you guys come through this hole often?
Here it comes in this whole loft.
Look at that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Don't listen to me.
How much can I hold huh?
You think somebody's like tried to play this game and tried to like just dig everything
out?
Every little thing.
All this sad, all this sad, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin'
through my head!
No room for that.
All this sad, all this sad, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin'
This is not enough!
This is not enough!
Oh, shit, pick it up.
I feel, even though we played this the beginning before, I feel like I'm playing it for the
first time.
I can't carry anything else.
I have a wonderful imagination.
My imagination brain.
My brain is full of wonder and imagination.
wonderful imagination. My imagination brain, my brain is full of wonder and imagination.
Also, I am kind of hooked up right now, so...
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
Also, I'm on Bergus right now.
It was April 4th.
April 4th!
Wait, what day is it today?
My bag is full.
What day is it today?
I thought I could ping.
I guess not.
My bag is full, babe.
Wanna touch my bag?
All the feets are stans, all the feets are stans
Runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head!
Oh, shit, excuse me!
They rock and fell.
I heard there's another deep, uh, rock galactic game out.
Is that true?
Is it a DLC or is it another game?
It's a roguelite.
What's the difference between roguelite and roguelite?
Tell me.
Mechanics.
My bag is full.
I'll show you a mechanism.
This one has less roads.
Okay, buddy.
You're so funny.
Oh, I still have to play Vampire Crawlers.
I haven't played it yet.
Is Vampire Crawlers good?
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
to play vampire crawlers. I haven't played it yet. Is vampire crawlers good? Has anybody played and
anybody addicted to it?
Very good. Very good!
And watch Pea Break, it looks great!
Oh my god, my stands, watching at my stand.
Use the crate to store the oars, you don't use it.
But the crate is all the way over there!
Oh, brother!
No more room for that.
Can I move this?
He got really deep to the start and stop playing manfighting bro.
I'm a deep to the start dude too.
I love start dude badly.
My bag is full.
Start is so much fun.
I'm on year three.
What?
What the heck is that?
Oh my god.
I'm on year three.
I forgot about this.
I'm on year three.
I'm on year three, winter year three.
So I'm about to approach year four.
I feel like we're back in platform. Can you imagine? I kinda wanna see if I can do a solo
run of platform. I feel like I could.
Here we are.
Proposal integration? Yeah, I do that. I'm down for that.
I don't mean to intrude my bag is full my bag is full
My body's full.
Hello?
Okay, I know that there's no monsters in here, so...
Oh.
What the?
Let me!
What?
What the?
Let me!
What?
Aaaaaaah!
No monsters for now?
Dad UX-00013, huh?
Looks like my ID card.
Let's see.
Registered in 2331.
Damn, 2331?
They've been working for Dad for 14 years, apparently.
Uh-huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Oh, damn.
That might be really good at this.
How dedicated was I to my job?
Wait.
How do you know that this is yours?
Anyway.
I wonder who's ranked first, though.
Aw, but he's not first.
Fff, yikes.
Not good enough to be first, eh?
Dad UX 10013, huh?
Looks like my ID card.
Ah, let's see.
It's not good enough to be first, eh?
There's chips.
Chips.
Sippies.
Ow.
Do I think of Hades?
Uh, I've only played a little bit of it, but it seems fun.
I didn't really play much.
I would like to though, and I didn't play like on stream, I played like off stream.
Hi, Dice.
Can I take you outside?
I'm trying to take you outside!
There.
Open.
Playing games without us guys!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I've been playing Sardar Valley without you.
I don't want room for that.
Chow will remember this.
What the fuck?
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
No, what? Come on, here.
You dig. I wanna dig you.
I'm gonna dig.
I'm gonna...
DIG!
No signal.
Maybe if I get closer to the surface.
I'll show you!
I'm gonna dig...
I'm gonna dig your grave!
No one room for that.
Imagine stopping Stream and having an offline life.
Hey, you hate me!
Yeah, my offline life is miserable enough.
I hope you find some enjoyment in this little time that we spend together, a short 10 hour
I can't carry anything else.
My bag is full.
My bags are full.
Just probably playing Star Do right now?
I'm not!
How many hours do I have in Star Do?
I don't want to check.
I'm going to check.
Hold up.
Star Do Valley.
or do valley.
817 hours. Holy shit. I have no life.
I have no life, no life.
I can't carry anything else.
I have no life.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Jesus.
Oh, no.
Ah! Ah!
Uh...
What is happening?
Gravity!
I can't carry anything else.
Ain't no fucking way. What do you mean?
My bag is full.
Sorry.
Gravity isn't real. It's a government conspiracy. I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it. I knew it.
No one wanted to believe me.
They say nobody believes in the ice wall.
Hi buddy!
We're going to find the ice wall.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
We're going to find it.
I'm curious.
Well, the reviews for this game are very positive.
Excuse me, coming through.
I'm nervous, finding a hole, and tickle my balls.
I can't carry anything else.
I think you should learn how to carry more things.
I think you should.
Because this is getting ridiculous, bro.
You can only hold like five things.
I'm a woman and I have a bottomless purse.
You know how much shit I can put in there?
Why don't you use a purse?
Maybe you should get a purse for yourself.
Then you too can hold many things.
Was that an explosion?
Now I need to get out of here quickly,
before the whole mind collapses on me.
The mind's gonna collapse on me.
Oh chat, I see you've been cleaning out your colons. Ice-colon cleans.
Let's go in deeper and see if we find any fissures.
Don't worry, this will only take a moment.
Don't mind the tumor! You have a tumor in your body!
One more bar on my radio. I'm getting closer to the surface.
No, you're not, bitch! You're digging down! What do you mean?
Are you insane?
I have to film more.
There's nothing.
I have a 1 uranium 2 3 ice and 2 carbonite.
Get some of these.
I can only hold 10 things.
This is ridiculous.
This man needs a purse.
Careful you'll find the hamster up there. Oh my god, a fucking wet.
A fucking one, mate!
He doesn't need a purse. He has a colon. Oh.
Silly me, just store stuff up your colon.
Chat, ask me a question.
If it's good, I'll answer. If it's bad, I'm not gonna answer.
There's getting personal.
How's your date?
It's been pretty good.
I shall vade in too deep so it won't come out again.
How many rocks can you fit in your purse?
The answer is yes.
Someone asked me what the capital of Thailand was, I don't know.
Can you tell me what it is so I'll remember?
Oh my god.
2, 6, 23, 45.
We've finally managed to calibrate the radar to the base station's waves.
Miners will now be able to find their way around much more easily.
It only has a range of 125 meters, but...
125 meters!
Oh shit.
Well, trust that SCIU SCI00000501001001.
Alright. There's all of this. Minecraft! Minecraft! I came from here. Then there's
like there's an area over here and then this is showing over here I don't know
what the fuck this leads to but this leads to something
Employee of the month
First we mine, then we craft.
Yeah, I do remember the map.
I also remember this being very spooky, but there was nothing in here.
That's spooky.
What is that?
A bag of sand?
SOTY?
COUCH!
COUCH! COUCH! COUCH! COUCH!
BV?
Is that a cat?
Cat picture? Obligatory cat picture?
Do you hear Keepop Demon Hunters is going on tour?
Kill all the people saying, but they're not even real!
ROOOOOOH!
Maybe...
VTubers, baby!
Cat picture, cat picture...
but there are...
how dare you
it's really dark in here you know
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
wow oh god
wow I had no idea
Oh
And as the recharge I won't refill much but it's better than nothing carbonized battery
Charge
Oh, it's not a lot so it's very little you get more out of the freaking watch on the call it
What is this one? Is this for the flashlight? It doesn't really do much. It's kind of like
you kind of get more from the freaking from the stones outside.
I suck at trying to use mail.
XXL yummy pasta, wait a minute.
Pasta in this carton?
I want pasta.
Get your hands off my penis!
Oh, here we go.
Uh-oh.
Huh.
Well, that's new.
I don't know what it is.
Okay, I'll sync it, I guess.
Oh no, my flashlight.
Run. Run. It's about to get dark. Run. Run. It's about to get dark.
Oh, you. There. This. I forgot. Okay, I'm guessing like red means we were already there,
Blue means... wait, blue means we were already there? Wait, we stayed on the side?
Unactivated... oh yeah, blue is activated... oh wait, activated gravity transmitter?
Unactivated zero gravity transmitter... activated zero gravity...
Huh? Okay, so this is where I came from... I came from here...
All right, buddy.
No room for that.
No room for that.
It would be funnier if saw you with a voice in this game.
I'm gonna fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you!
I'm gonna fuck you!
Okay, so we've gone here, but we didn't go over here, and we haven't gone over here.
And there's something below us, and there's something over there.
I say below.
Below?
Wait, what if below is like obvious?
You know what? I say this way.
Oh my god, that wastes so much fucking power.
Holy shit!
No one room for that my bag is full it is battery so fast
My bird is full.
We'll call home.
Alright, let's go this way.
I say you're carrying it, get rid of it.
Your bladder's full, go empty your bladder.
I can't carry anything else I can't believe you bro what you mean can't carry
anything else this is ridiculous
Elias
Why do the music get scary?
That's your curry, get ready.
That's your curry, get ready.
That's your curry, get ready.
There's something behind me.
What?
Liar!
Don't lie to me.
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
Liar!
Where's the gameplay and this is the game I can't carry anything else
What's not your first time seeing a real video game before a real video game
Anyone else bothered by the constant whispers in the game
Are you trying to scare me stop that right now?
I can't hear anything else.
Just wait until it appears, what are you talking about?
I'm trying to scare me.
Oh shit.
I'm trying to scare me.
Oh my god.
Freakin' Monster High is releasing a limited edition collector's edition
clown doll from Killer Clowns from Outer Space and I need that freaking doll, bro.
I need that fucking doll.
Oh my god, did she find him yet? What?!
Who?!
What does it come out? I don't know the exact date.
But...
I'm- I'm telling you this?
I'm telling you one thing, that shit sells out so fast.
They get sold in like less than five minutes.
Every single fucking time. And it's usually freaking crazy people trying to eat fucking scalpers.
Fucking scalpers!
Stop fucking with my hobby!
I'm booting up my 1000 buy box, I swear to God, you and me, we're going to fight.
What the fuck?
I just looked at a picture of his pineapple.
Isn't it cute?
She looks so cute.
She looks so cute!
What a cute face!
Elna, don't date my ancestors cemetery!
I'm looking for your grandma, and I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna find Grandma.
Oh my god, I swear I heard somebody moving.
That's scary.
What the fuck is down there?
Here it comes, stop.
What is that noise?
What?
I'm scared. I'm officially scared.
What the fuck?
Ah, this is like pots and pans and food and shit.
Emu Stem Gauze.
Two!
Two bars on the radio.
I'm making good progress.
Two bars on the radio.
Two bars on the radio.
Two bars on the radio.
Two bars on the radio.
Two bars on the radio.
Two bars on the radio.
radio. I'll be in good progress.
Oh, part of the radio.
June 12th, 2012, 45.
I have just updated the beacons.
Yeah?
They now emit a direct radio signal to the radar.
You should be able to receive that signal from anywhere in the mind, regardless of the distance.
You have no more excuses for getting lost again.
You can even use them to map the entire mine.
Under normal circumstances, I would just find my way by going up.
But... in this mine...
These beacons will come in handy.
Nice, a beacon.
What is that thing?
I'm guessing it'll appear on my S-link.
Might as well try placing one somewhere.
You just said what it was. We just discussed it.
Bacon.
That's extra pleasure, beacon.
He's like, what is that? And they just literally talked about it.
More oxygen capacity. I'll take it.
Sir, excuse me. I know you're dead.
I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I don't like it. I don't like this at all. I don't like this. I don't fuck it like this. I don't like this. I don't like it at all.
I'll place the fucking bacon. Give me a second.
What the fuck? Oh my god, this creep is shit.
Oh
Very scary stop
All right, there's that way.
What the fuck is up here?
I feel like I'm gonna go back
It's getting closer shut off. That's not true. My bag is full the balls are full
My bad
A possibility's are endless.
Move on this way.
What is the one- oh my god, what?
Is this below me?
Oh, let me place a beacon over here.
Just remember that the 7th floor LA and we're asking for blood is not what. There is no LA in this game.
What beacon here? Enter Beacon's name? Chat eats cracker.
Why don't?
Did we go down here?
I don't think we did.
Oh my god, what is this big asshole?
I should have brought a beacon with me.
Holy shit.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh, holy shit!
Wait, what the fuck?
Will I be able to get back up here?
Oh no.
Ripple station.
Oh no.
Now 90 feet away, I don't like you.
There's so many.
Maybe I should go this way.
Maybe I should go this way.
Well how am I wasting power so fast?
There's gotta be a better way!
Is there any more rocks in here?
There's gotta be a better way!
We can't run here, right?
oh my god wait if we go back to the beginning
by this game is better than I thought there's like two signals over here what
the fuck
I'm going to go back to my room.
What?
Zikwing Duke, I'm giving you a call and I'll see you right now.
I'm giving you a call and I'll see you right now.
I'm cleaning up real good.
What was that? What was what?
I can't carry anything else.
I can't carry anything else.
Well, you better start.
She missed it. Missed what? Wait, what?
I can't carry anything else.
I'm trying to scare me.
I'll try to fucking scare me.
Jesus, who plays the fucking game?
I have to wait 5 race stations
Oh, that's nice
Oh, that's nice
Where's the entrance lead?
What?
What do you guys see?
I don't see shit.
No wonder for that.
My daggers fall.
What the fuck?
You're lying to me.
I don't fucking believe.
I can't hear anything else.
Stop fucking with me.
Stop fucking with me.
I saw it just now. No, you didn't see anything!
Why are you lying?
Why are you lying?
Oh, the infirmary.
I'm gonna get well.
Yeah, I'm here for some medical treatment.
Oh, my luck's scary.
Scary, scary, in a chair.
My bag is full. No more room for that.
Are you telling me I can only carry one bacon at a time?
One bacon?
I already have a better one that's like listen bro like be grateful that you're finding anything
they totally shit
jesus
a a a a a a a a a bacon
nice bacon
I wonder if I should leave a bacon here.
Why don't you just eat it with me?
Calfino?
Why do you think there's dead people in the infirmaries that have ample supplies?
What?
Listen, there was an earthquake and people died because of the earthquake because the
ground shook and it shook up everybody's brains.
That's why everybody's dead.
It's not because of anything else.
It's not because of anything else, it's simply that.
That's what you want to think?
I just told me.
I don't really appreciate that.
Oh my god there's a monster I swear by I'll throw up.
I will throw up.
My bag is full.
I will throw up.
What if like all of a sudden like everything just starts to melt?
And the hands come off from the ground like
I can't carry anything else.
That's my bag, Sadie.
I don't think it's that kind of creature.
What if I was the creature all along?
I
Got no
I like no
I don't want to fall in there.
Did you finally see it?
See what?
The fucking hole?
What am I?
I fucking hate you bro.
I fucking hate you, Will.
Ever did that?
Random.
Time him out.
Right now.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what?
We'll find a total of 100 blocks.
It is very dark.
And it is very scary.
Who's this?
That should help me dig faster and leave this place sooner.
You know what Mouse, you're right, us chaps is just blind to you about the monster in
the game.
I mean it's not like you're working for Wayland, Utani or anything similar until you're
perfectly safe and sound.
Not wayland, Utani!
Johnny!
Wait, but what if I fall to my death?
Oh, door.
Oh
Oh
I can't carry anything else
I like the new drill sound.
Holy shit.
Well, I was looking terrifying.
Over here?
Drill, drill, drill a hole.
The center of the door.
I VN am what the fuck do you mean?
Chat, what is the creature in the bottom right?
I can barely make it out, but it's got glowing purple eyes, I'm scared.
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
No!
My bag is full.
No!
No.
No room for that.
Subnautica's time to in 45 minutes!
Subnautica!
Subnautica soon!
Subnautica soon!
What the fuck?
My bag is full.
My bag is full.
Peach!
Peach!
Peach!
Oh my god, I'm gonna fall.
How's that man? My bag is full.
Oh my god. Here comes.
The world is giving birth to me, I'm being born, I'm being born.
I'm on the small one!
Oh damn, this link runs out of batteries so quickly.
Fuck me.
I'll have to refill it.
Well, I hope I can.
Well, I hope I can.
Well, I'm kinda lost.
Oh, there you are.
There you are, you freak!
I refilled no more room for that shut up man just do what I say
shut up and do what I say hey shut up and do what I say hey shut up and do what I say
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god!
But a flashlight, now I can see better, even though I still have no idea where I'm going.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What if I put a beacon down?
Don't yump.
I'm going!
What if I put a beacon down?
Don't yump, I'm going!
Oh, what if we go over here? Well, we should go here first.
Refill station?
Wait.
Have I been there?
I'm so fucking lost.
You're back, boy, at damn stories.
Damn stories.
Damn straight
Good time I'm sorry what time or what?
What do you mean?
Hey, there's two
I have more minis.
Oh, that's the thing.
That's the name of my save file.
He doesn't know.
He...
Hey, you fucking...
I can't hear you in the house.
What the fuck do mean, Ed?
Huh. What's that marker on my radar?
I should go check it out.
What?
Unknown?
I'm going in.
Oh, you're coming.
I'm almost there, oh god.
No more room for that.
There's gonna be some cosmic worship.
There's probably yes.
Well, I have like no power anywhere.
Cold auntie or vaginas.
I need rock.
Purple rock.
Purple rock.
Now come hang purple purple walk!
No!
Purple walk!
No!
Purple walk!
No!
I'm going to walk now!
I'm going to walk now!
There we go.
The monster's not found.
No, he's not.
There's no monster.
What do you mean?
I'm trying to scare me.
We'll make it down there.
Yeah, just stick straight down, you know?
The moral of the story, every single time.
Come on, I turned around.
Oh, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help!
Gravity!
Help!
What the f**k is happening?
Why is gravity going so crazy here?
What is going on?
I'm on!
AHH!
What?
What is happening?
Dude, what the fuck?
It's coming for me!
What is that?
What is that?
What is happening?
I can't even see the fucking miner so hold on one second.
Wait is there a guy over there?
What is going on?
I use it.
I should leave this place.
Maybe I can dig around.
24th.
34th.
45th.
What is going on?
What a mess.
Yesterday, I was digging around,
minding my own business,
when an admin came up to me
and told me everything.
I know absolutely everything.
What?
This morning, I went to get those boots
that let me walk on walls.
Oh.
They're super trippy, I love them.
It was clearly a genius idea
because several base stations
have been completely destroyed.
Without these boots,
I'm looking to be able to go very far.
The only downside is I...
I think everyone is dead.
Uh-oh.
And I'm the only survivor.
I gotta get out of here quickly until the whole world would happen.
I need to make a couple bucks and end up on TV.
Oh, crap.
My oxygen's low.
I'll have to take care of that first.
Dead.
Okay, and then...
WAAAHHH!
You know, everything, and I'm completely lost.
Both of you...
Come on, I'm gonna fucking die.
I am going to die.
I am going to die.
I will be dying. I will be dying.
I will be fucking dying.
The base station is completely wrecked, it's been switching phases ever since the explosion
Ahh, haha.
Ohh, oh, oh, ah.
I don't know what achievement I got.
I gotta look.
It's fucking dangerous.
We have to find another way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, come on!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I just have to say, can I say the voice acting in this game is really fucking good.
What the fuck?
The voice acting in this game is so good.
I would have... it's almost time, so I'm gonna end here.
But I feel like we got a lot done, and I saved.
The voice acting is so good! What the fuck?
That's crazy!
The voice acting is so good!
It's a very atmosphere game! Also, what the fuck was that?
Deep Rock Galactic Rogue Core, a spin-off of Deep Rock Galactic with a Rogue Light's twist.
The Rogue Light element means you start each missing with only the most basic equipment
and cooperatively built up powers, weapons, and abilities as you go.
Each run requires you to think on your feet and work with your team to put together the
most powerful.
Oh that sounds like fun.
That sounds like fun.
Guys we're getting ready for our uh sponsored portion of the stream.
We're gonna be playing Subnautica 2 with Connor.
Let me let me give you a little bit of um
a little bit of a little some some yapping before we begin. I know it's a little early but first I
want to say thank you so much Unknown Worlds and Subnautica for sponsoring today's stream.
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I'm excited!
Yes, you can play with up to three friends, meaning you're the fourth friend.
Meaning you're the fourth friend.
It's four players, you're the fourth friend.
Sounds fishy, what the-
Guys, I've been thinking about this game all day, I've been wanting to play all day.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a Subnautica, Subnautica head.
Subnautica obsession, obsession always.
Bikini Bottom DLC announced.
I'm my own friend. I've been playing by myself. I know you guys have seen. I've been playing
by myself. And I've been having a great time. Today we're going to play with Connor. It's
going to be great. We've been wanting to play this game together for a while. And we're
very lucky that we got sponsored. So, W. I do yarn for the ocean. Yes, monkey is coming
The monkey's coming on. He's going to be playing with us, so that'll be exciting.
That'll be very exciting. We're going to dive deep into the depths of the ocean.
But I'm already a pro and I already know what I'm doing, so who's going to be leading this adventure? Me.
Who's gonna be leading this adventure? Me.
I will.
God, we're doomed. What the flip?
That's messed up.
That's not very nice.
You're still gonna start selling- We are! We're gonna start selling the item!
That means you'll carry him again, Trill.
I will.
Yeah we are cooked.
What do you mean?
I've been doing great playing by myself.
What the heck?
What do you mean by that?
I think you have been doing a great job.
I've touched multiple angel combs.
I did see what the Leviathan looks like,
but I have not run into the Leviathan yet, but I want to.
I've seen it.
I haven't run into it yet, but I've seen it.
It's pretty creepy.
I like the little light.
I saw two different ones.
I saw one that was like a big, big fish thing.
I saw another one that looked really weird to you.
I saw two of them.
They both look really scary.
Let's touch the orange boundary.
I'm going to go touch it.
I'm going to go touch it.
I think I'm gonna go touch it.
I think...
I'm gonna go give it a touch.
Does Connor not know?
He doesn't know. I do. I didn't go in blind. I've been playing...
I've been playing on stream, but he has not played at all, so this will be his first time.
I can't wait to see his reaction.
Me too. That's gonna be fun.
See monkey. Yeah! See monkey.
Have I shown him yoga mat? Oh my god.
I haven't showed him yoga mail yet, but I will.
I will. I don't think I can show it to him today because we're doing a sponsor, but...
I promise the next time we're hanging out playing game, I will show him yoga mail.
Can't wait for an anime NYC Concert!
I I hope I hope you enjoy it. Thank you. I hope you enjoy it guys for those reasons. Don't know
I will be doing a concert anime NYC
Club Iron Mouse is coming to anime NYC
Tickets go on sale May 27
Is there gonna be online tickets? No, it's it's in person only however do not fret
don't worry because there will be online tickets for online streaming for a
concert in November. We will not be streaming this one though. Is it a new
club? It is a new club Iron Mouse. It's not the old one. It's a new one. It's a
new one with new songs new performance says you probably might be wondering oh
well is is the concert anime anyway so you can be the same one as one in
November no no you were Ali also might be wondering mouse what how because
I was wearing and bringing entertainment to you.
I have been very busy offline.
I'm going to be honest, I love streaming streaming is like streaming gave me back my life.
Me too, we gave back my life.
I love performing, and I love planning performances and concerts and shows, that's like my thing, you know?
It's like my performing, being on the stage and performing is like...
I feel like that's where I'm meant to be.
Is it a shame we can't have both? I mean, what do you mean?
Oh, like, online, like an online concert?
You're gonna have to wait till November.
But yeah, so being on stage is like my favorite so I've been working hard to do that
And I want to be able to perform and put on fun shows for you guys and fun shows with my friends, you know
Oh.
One chose of my friends.
The music's gonna be on Spotify.
We're working on bringing all music to Spotify.
If it's not on Spotify yet,
it's because of permissions and stuff like that,
but we're actively working on it right now.
We are actively working on it right now it is it is a pain it legal is a pain
there's so many rules that I didn't know about there's so many like rules and
stuff that I just didn't know about before when I first started making music
and stuff and like singing.
There's so many different things going on now.
Yeah, I'm currently in the process
of getting my Spotify verified.
So it's like, I'm in the process.
I'm in the process of getting it verified.
It takes time.
It takes time, they told me like a few weeks, that's what I was told.
So, you know, I'm just a small way to burst off.
I'm just a small retuber, you know what I mean?
I'm just a small retuber.
Yes, 4-9. I'm not 4-9, I'm 14! What the fuck?
I'm 14
AHHHHH
what the fuck
holy shit
Jesus Christ
I'm not going so bright
So bright!
Glowstick mouse and a glow sticker.
Is this more of a tan version?
Yes, but I don't remember how to do it.
Hold on.
Hold on, I don't remember.
Oh, and I don't remember.
Oh! Yeah!
Cool!
Ehehehe.
I'm blue. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Pfft!
Oh!
I see!
Wow!
And she's got...
Pfft!
What?
When will she be white again?
I need her to be white!
AHHHHHHH!
She has to be!
One white girl deals.
Purple mouse wins.
Purple.
I can be purple, I can be pink.
I'm kinda like a blue-green right now.
Whoa.
Damn, the sonata music is so good.
It's beautiful music.
I'm looking a little green.
Oh, bleh, I'm seasick.
I'm shag shag.
Copper mouse went,
nuh-uh.
Zoom?
Caw caw!
You missed it, I was copper mouse for like a second.
Like...
See?
It's me!
No, my man, my man, my man, my man.
No.
Ocean.
Cat.
Cat me.
Meet a cat.
Cat.
Cat me.
Meet a cat.
Cat.
Cat me.
Meet a cat.
Cat me.
Cat me.
Shut up!
Meow!
I've been streaming 10 hours, holy crap!
Oh my God! No way!
It feels like it just started!
You have an aquatic mouse?
I kind of like, I've been thinking about maybe doing like a mermaid model one day.
But like, not like, like being me, but like also like bringing back like, oh me, you know what I mean?
I need mermaid model but the problem with that is the problem with the mermaid model
is the reason why I haven't gotten a mermaid model is because I have a line of models that
that are going to be made.
So, I don't have space right now.
I have, my next like four models are already chosen.
I got a model coming in the summer.
I got a model coming for my anniversary.
I got a model coming for Halloween.
I got a model coming for Christmas.
And a model coming for my birthday.
And never ends bro!
Your birthday be every day?
Every day my birthday every day
What's next in the line of models? I can't tell you, this is a surprise.
It's a secret surprise!
Breaking the record for the most models we've seen...
The thing is, I love art.
I've never made it a secret that I love art.
I've always been very vocal about I love art, and ever since I started VTubing I always said
I wanted to be like a walking museum and just have tons of beautiful art.
Because my whole life I've always wanted to like commission art and I never could.
And then now it's like oh I can commission art and it's art of me to stream.
I think it's nice and we have a gyroscopic tree, shout out gyroscopic tree who has compiled
all of my models in a nice website format.
And they're all there for you to see who made them, you can see who drew them, who rigged
them, you get all the information and if you want to poke and see if you can commission
somebody for yourself the information is right there the information is right
there if you want to see if you could get something for yourself because I'll
tell you what I remember when I first started streaming I remember people
used to gatekeep a lot they used to gatekeep their model makers and stuff
and no one ever shared information about who made their models and stuff people
didn't talk about it it was like they didn't want you to know I guess I'm glad
that was over pretty quick why I don't know but it was very like I remember when
I first started it was very very very competitive I guess I don't know
no one wanted to tell anyone where they got their models made or like where the
rigging was from like I had to fucking email people by chance and and ask
I see, I guess I see where they're coming from too, but at the same time it's like,
bruh
you know?
oh my god, I remember there was this one
there was this one person that I- I messaged and like
I didn't answer them fast enough and they got so pissed off at me
they're like, why are you wasting my time? and I'm like
I'm sorry bro!
I'm sorry bro
I'm sorry bro this was like back in like 2017 2018 bro 2018 2019 it was like a long time
ago. They were very upset with me. I wonder if they still made models, I don't even know.
I don't know, listen I've been here for a long time, I've seen it all, I've seen people
come and go, I've been here for a while.
Oh, Connor's calling.
Hello?
Let's see, let me look, hello.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
How are you?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you monkey?
Monkey!
How's your day?
How's everything going?
Good. I was digging holes.
How's digging holes?
How's that?
Productive. I think I'm gonna die.
OK.
Yeah, but I didn't because now we're gonna go to the ocean and not dig holes
We're gonna explore but you've already explored a lot of this ocean right? I did
You can't spoil things to me they promise. I won't promise a thing
You won't promise a thing. I'm just kidding. I promise
Don't spoil anything. Okay, you gotta pretend like everything's new for the first time for you. I will
Should we jump in I should play I want to play but I'm actually the play
What's up
Okay
It's okay, I can float near the surface while you go around
Okay, as long as you as long as nothing bad happens to you you don't understand I've been thinking about this game all day
Uh, well you already played so much there, right, so I feel like...
Yes, I wanna play more of it.
Okay, okay.
Uh, you picked survival, I'm not creative yet, survival is what we want.
Are you hosting?
I'll host.
Okay.
Yeah, I think I'll host.
Okay.
As the hosting expert.
Yeah, hosting expert?
Oh, I'm already getting that.
You know what you're doing, little lady?
Yeah, I freaking think I do.
Oh, freaking thing you do.
I was going to show you.
Oh, I like to find it at the print.
Oh, I guess, I guess, uh, what was the difference?
Just going to invite me.
I'm going to make my character first, I guess.
Oh, I see.
Uhhh...
I'll be sure.
I got printed?
Yes, you got printed.
Oh my god.
Mouse is mostly white.
I cannot say that to me.
Wait, how do I invite you?
Did you do a whole smoky player or no?
Yeah I did. I didn't think I'd invite you at night.
Uh, I don't know about mine.
Did you get the invite?
Yes.
What do you mean I'm not online? Of course I'm online.
Open PDA.
I'm as attuned to game, yippee!
Adaptations, what's this?
Pressure tons, high pressure at airs destroying your lungs. Adaptation required.
Oh.
My life begins today.
What's that weird resolution I tried to mine?
What?
What's weird?
What?
I was like, my resolution is...
1, 2, 109 core by 1.24.
Wow, look at you being spawned.
What do I look like?
Uh, like a woman. Like a real woman.
Like a real woman? You're like a real woman.
No, I don't know how to turn down the volume. You're Asian.
I'm Asian? I think so.
Why are you trying to fix this? Cause I think I've got another weird resolution.
I think it's the whole thing.
It's gonna go a little jank, I think, for a second here.
We are going to die.
What? Why?
Sea dog, V.A.
I'm sea dog. I'm actually a sea dog right now.
You are a sea dog.
Okay, perfect. My settings are perfect.
Wait, so I gotta go to the adaptation, right? I gotta...
from no oxygen or anything
oh no i should do that
dude sequence initiated
oh no
Okay
What do you want to share a chance?
Let me freaking do that real quick
Let us share some chat
We're about to act survival traits from a Ciceroan rat.
I won't take a second to tell you the law.
Proceed to the Sculpting Covillian.
We're related to rats.
What?
Yes.
What do you mean now? How's that possible?
Did you not hear what they said?
I don't... I'm timed out right now.
Well, they were talking and you missed it.
Well, what are you telling me now?
Well, if they attention...
What the hell?
We're gonna finger this.
Tampering detected.
Jean Duener found.
You must attempt pillion traits to...
Touching their bodies.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Come on!
Come on!
Tamping our bodies.
Are you prepping for us?
Pressure tolerance increased.
You can now breathe highly pressurized air.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
This orb is now your relative.
Just by touching this thing?
Yes, we're related now.
So what are we related to?
To this thing.
Oh wow.
Angel pole.
I wish this is so different from, like, I just thought the, the, the, the, the, the
you and me, I just wasn't, I just wasn't, I just wasn't, the, I don't think we were
like, uh, adaptable being.
No.
You're exciting.
I'm so excited.
What an idiot. Oh, look at that.
Whoa, this is the lighting and stuff cinematic.
I want to view this, but not right now, because I'm saying I'm going to drown.
What are you holding?
Where did you get that from?
Hold on, Chad. I got so excited. I forgot to mention that this stream for both of us, I think, is sponsored by Subnautica too.
I really hope I found that.
I genuinely forgot, because I was very excited to jump into it, so before we get into it,
please go and play this game, I very much enjoyed the first one, so please, please play it,
it's on Steam, Xbox, Epic, use our links in the descriptions, chats, the panels below
our streams, thank you, I can't believe we got some of the players this awesome game,
so I'm very excited.
shout out shout out to unknown world just want to in the stream
my full name is not to give rise to an order of ISV
ok wait, no
alright wait wait first of all can I see what we got for the black box
cause we got some
we got some information on our list
I think we did it for you
so you can tab into the data bank to see the black box
uh, black box unknown
unable to identify the black box in valid header
Header, post mortem, the pioneer died of drowning. They became disorientated and were out of
bed. They died alone. Now of death, unknown, reprint state, unknown. Consolidated determination,
unknown. Oh, so maybe like, I mean, could it even be us?
Go be.
Wait, do you want to hear our contract? Did you read this when you played last time?
Read it.
I the pawn agree. One that I accept, I'll tear our arms as my sponsor for your settlement
out of the former Mongolian independent states.
Two, that I will be transported as digital internet information
aboard the colony ship Cicada, out to the planet Zezura,
a new world, and fabricated on arrival.
Three, that I would construct, improve, and operate
a colony in the new world without war, wage, or salary.
War, I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure, without new world,
without wage or salary working off my desk.
Four, that I refuse holiday, retirement, or permanent death
until the noetic advisor system,
Terms that a permanent, soft-standing human future on the new world is achieved.
By that I release Altaira Corporation from any liability for permanent death
or military conscription by the Trans-System Federation, if caused by the ongoing conflict.
The Karak-Steno system.
Oh, that's cool.
I see.
That's it.
No.
So, okay, we're trying to...
Basically, we're trying to settle this place.
Awesome.
That's cool.
And we sound like we do not have many rides.
No.
I'll have to get on and fix this.
Yeah.
I love the music right now.
We have to go to it.
Clamps.
Over here.
We have to go to it.
Clamps.
Over here.
Oh, it's terrifying.
Where are you going?
Come on!
I'm gonna go back in.
It's so cool, it's like an invisible door that stops with water.
Wait, who's that person over there?
Who's that?
There's a plus to scanning time and distance.
There what?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, shit.
Absolute cinema. Absolute cinema boys!
Wake up!
Did you take a medicine?
That was a awesome cutscene
That's fucking sick that was awesome
Yeah
Sure
of slides. Man, that was what an awesome starting location. The water looks so good. The music
kid. Sorry I'm getting a lot of orders already. Wow, this is so, this is amazing.
I
Try to time
So much titanium
Oh
This is my purpose to reincarnate you from digital storage
Reverse your death if I lose track of my columnists
Do this for me and I can offer you hands it be
I am already searching for the black boxes of the missing colonists.
Stand by for search locations, download and call any manifests to your PDA.
Oh lovely hazard pay.
I wonder what I did in my life to be permanently binded to this company.
Oh, it's not Sezura.
My fellow millenotes working together to break ground for those who sleep instead
silence
Not even the cicada answers
We are alone
I've sent your PDA the standard survival time
While you pine near the area and fabricate your tools. I'll apply myself. Oh, that's so cool. Look at that. I'd be printing it. That's awesome
They're satisfying
My glass is already...
Basic fins, any more titanium, scanner, ooh, okay.
This is fun.
This is awesome.
Oh my god, everything looks so beautiful.
I feel like such a dweeb.
I'm just like, why, it's so pretty.
Dude!
Oh, I just went, oh wait, they get poisoned?
I'm full on titanium, I couldn't have another boat.
I found a portable locker.
Oh, we can use those two.
I want to...
Uh, you can pick it up and bring it closer to here, put it in the shape you...
Then just like, fly wherever you put it, or does it sink?
Uh, I don't know what the state's like. I just put it in the shape.
I think it just built...
But not...
It reminds me of it, it took the other one.
Yeah, it's probably like the first one, I think.
Oh it does fly.
What's their say?
I'll put some water on it.
I've searched for titanium already.
I'm gonna do this.
Oh yeah.
He's got a...
Remember that too, I thought we'd come on with the mission.
He's got a similar one to both.
Oh, really? Sorry, I got so locked in the water, man.
I'm just 45 below to the seawater.
Heavy metal assays detect...
Oh, god, I got a survival multisport, man.
...can you live in chromium?
This planet is already killing you.
We have to know if the life-part bioband can help.
Find a way to die.
Your black box will phase your mind to the bioband.
I'll print you in a new body.
You can return to your point of exit.
You can retrieve contents.
Regular, I understand.
Oh no.
Uh...
I need your resources to use.
behind the community way to die
oh yeah
what
he wants you to die but i told him no
No way.
It's so awesome.
I'm so sick that we can play this game all the time.
I loved the first one so much, but I do think I was like, man, this world is so fun.
I want to play it all the time.
Because exploring the deep dock isn't so scary with friends.
Oh yeah, I know, I know.
I don't think it's my first time on the job.
Oh, I got a bontree.
Oh, no, I did not.
I mean, to be fair, it seems like they've given us a lot in the starting area.
I feel like we're pretty good.
I need basic batteries.
Good food.
I got face to cook
Miles axe it
Oh, could have made it better
Pop a wire
Oh, yeah, the fabricator, it automatically pulls from the locker now, so you don't have
to have it in your hand.
Oh, cool sir, like any locker or anything like that would be nearby.
Uh, nearby.
So like, when we make a base, if we have lockers there, it'll pull, but it won't pull from
the storage container.
I'm done here!
Yeah, biggie's one for the 50, get this one for the 50!
That's very useful.
Whoa, 50!
That's so awesome.
Hey, kid.
I'll leave a fish in here.
Ha ha ha, he's a bigger fountain.
Me?
Yeah.
drowning of the need to explore
from this way
oh
oh
I
I
I
I
I
see
I see a little icon on your head
yeah I see a
a couple of girls
calling
They may be traced to the location of the main habitat.
I can harvest this sack.
I'll harvest this sack?
I'll harvest this sack.
Oh, well, what's in here?
What the hell's that thing?
Ory?
Yeah, I did do that.
He's like a nerd.
Oh, why?
I know a way to power it, so...
I know a way, I mean, we can make a battery, so...
Yeah, we need to make a battery and put it in.
Whoa, what is down here?
What's wrong?
Induction.
Okay, bite trauma detected.
Trails may dispatch.
Okay, well, I can't connect to make a battery.
Yeah?
I'm sorry.
Yes, you can power the facility.
Okay, I got it.
It's so cool.
Oh, it's so beautiful. The music's really good as well.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't remember the music last time, but it's pretty fun to hear it.
Yeah, in Norway, I think it starts with a ten, man. I appreciate that.
It kind of do.
Always very generous.
it's it's so good because
look at the style of the game it's like the most relaxing game ever
and then it becomes very quickly the most stressful one ever
yeah
okay basic battery
basic battery
I can make
I can make the scour
I need one
Yeah, I'll go with you.
Jordy!
Jordy Thor!
Hey, Jordy Shelfam?
I like that show.
You did? You would like that show.
What? What do you mean?
I mean, I would.
Alright, look over here. Look at this.
I'm down here. Look. Look how cute these crabs are.
Where are you?
Down below you.
What's down below me?
We're here. Um, oh I see. Oh, there's a cute
Are these are these like useful? Oh, no, they don't they're just there
We're scanning everything
I know everything, that's important.
Copy that too.
Do not hesitate to use alien lifeforms for survival purposes.
I need lifeforms.
We are all search for unexpected complexity.
Alien lifeform detected.
Scan branching coal.
Co-op!
I can't, I can't, like, hmmm, interesting, let me click and scan, scan a dining table,
I need that.
I'll take one out of three on my thing, let's see how many.
Put the victory in.
I'm actually gonna throw the most computer-
Oh, let's read to that. Really?
I'm naive in the code, I'm a college student.
I'm blinding to a habitat complex, and I'm always tested and cut.
That's a toxic dose of perfume metal.
Nobody provides past three months.
And I never am.
This is the most key of my explanation.
The question is that beauty seduced you.
I'm not serious for the quality of this fear.
I'm trying to feel the messages.
I think you're leaving me.
People may tell you that you're leaving me.
I don't know.
Hello?
Why is something big out there?
I'm formerly an engineer
on my boi.
Oh, I can't already hear the noise.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not sure.
He's trying to get us killed.
Seek fresh water intake.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
This is what the world was talking about.
There's like too many heavy metals here.
Yeah.
The whole way seems to be full of metals.
Oh, no.
Once you're done, well, I'll leave.
I'll leave.
Don't swim to the tree.
Do not swim to the tree, Conor.
We should swim to the tree.
Uh-oh. He's gonna swim to the tree!
Basic base building.
Ziggy Mantis might go.
We can build right away?
Yeah.
As long as we have the tool.
That's safe.
I'm an ocean lady.
Oh
It's so nice they made a whole dialogue about it
Strong bio mods
You got the gold in a bag.
Look, the coin is on this way.
You got to get your purse here at this game.
What thing?
I'm not gonna get inside.
Where are you? Up here, in the habitat.
There you get this. Pudge sticks.
I'm living in a lot of like, like, structures like that, okay sir.
There it is.
Oh well.
Dashing in direction to avoid predators and hazards.
At least a trail of famines can follow to blind you away.
Which one did you go for?
I got Dashing, the Oxygen thing.
Mmm.
Sea skimmers from faster than close to underwater surfaces, or the sea floor.
Those ocean containers are not moving.
I'll do the other one.
I can always swap, that's nice.
Oh wow, you go real fast.
What's down here?
Yeah, you can build.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you unlock the habitat.
Whoa, outside is so pretty.
Beautiful.
Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
Look at the floating creatures.
We need to take this back for a break.
The content.
Ooh, it's a good idea.
I don't care the black box if I need to got you.
The company first, sir.
Partial voice, stay.
Yeah, storage in here or do you bring any storage outside?
The storage inside the ship.
I need to always like to watch you shuffle cars.
There is?
Yeah.
She said you had a knack for hold on.
I didn't see that, Jensen.
There you are.
I don't know what happened to her.
Inside the ship, sir, store.
Same location uploaded to your PDA.
Oh, there it is.
Yay.
Wow.
I didn't see it for a moment.
Yeah, because for the honesty, I put a mild acid in that too.
I'm gonna go eat my fish.
By just of incompatibility.
Yeah, we gotta find a way to be compatible with our gesting.
They're gesting the fish.
Oh, I ate it.
Yeah, but come, look, quick on the wall.
Huh?
I need to have- oh.
Oh shit
Oh, okay
Okay, we're gonna follow it up to Anita
We're gonna make a base right we just swim towards the tree, right?
Yeah, sometimes it creates.
I should jump faster than you if I'm parking the floor.
There's a ship right there.
Sure, here we can look in.
Whoa!
This place.
the
what
well
so sick
oh
oh he's gonna hit me
I guess he's cold I haven't had for a reason
Yeah
Oh, see that? This is my body.
This is for you. Just help us eat.
Oh, forget to touch the angel cone.
AHHHH!
Where's the angel cone?
It's right here. For the black boxes.
Oh, I'm touching it.
Here.
Oh, what does that do?
I just thought you can digest food.
Oh, nice.
Whoa.
Look, a foreign form can not be safe without using a hot set.
Oh.
Hell yeah.
Wow, the dash is crazy.
Oxygen.
I couldn't breathe underwater.
You shouldn't fix that.
You can't breathe either.
No, I can.
Oh, well, what are those things that's out of the water floating around?
Those things.
The fuck are those things?
Yeah, what is that?
I don't know.
They're a creature.
They're really pretty, though.
And I can't believe it.
So, like...
It's like...
Oh, they're a creature. They're really pretty, though.
And my tambourine is so late.
It's like rainbowy.
I'll buy another star range.
How do we make it?
Well, I think we'll.
What do we sell it?
Oh, that's all this makes.
I can eat that.
Oh, that's good.
I need a fuse.
Actually, I can make a bomb or something.
Oh, a rubber I can make now.
Okay.
I mean copper. Yeah.
And silver.
Oh, sounds nice though.
of
yeah we need to find copper and silver
should be easier
my scanner has like a percentage, what's up with that?
battery
is it run out?
Oh shit, I didn't realize that.
Battery, oh yeah, probably made a lot of sense, I guess.
What's up?
Yeah, gotta be careful.
There's like whirlpools down there, not whirlpools, but massive currents.
Yeah, it feels like there's so much to do already.
of
all
of
the
turn to Frontier Light
See how I see it, it's just like a floor boost there, that's cool
Whoa, what is this?
Oh, I think I found another...
another thingy portable locker
Where's my mic part?
I have more stories.
I'm not far away, how do you stay far away?
I'm somewhere really far.
Yeah, I didn't have any.
Yeah, it doesn't feel like I run far, but I guess I do.
Okay, that's a bit...
I've got two copies, I'll do.
I need some more.
Sorry, Grassy left her it away.
Uh...
Are you using the rubber already?
Yeah, but you can make more.
What did you... what did you do?
And these things and it's lipors. Oh, you're in the river with the rock
Yeah
If I'm a rock sack I
Feel like titanium you can never have enough. Oh, I don't remind you Chad this stream is sponsored you get on their roads
I wish to remind them every 30 minutes
I love the start because they're like you can have everything. Every material is right here where you need it buddy.
You have to look for it.
Corporal, corporal indeed fellas.
It's like every every possible material is right here at home for you buddy
and then you get further out it's like oh you want the blood gem you're gonna
have to get past Ganthor the Grey in the depths of hell oh really I drive like
Man, I feel real.
I feel real.
Stop fighting with me!
I never fought.
Stop it! Stop that!
Because I'm not fighting!
Stop it!
Oh my god the air bladder.
Oh the air bladder.
The air bladder is my go.
The air bladder.
Oh my god the air bladder was oh my god is my favorite.
I love ripping the air bladder.
What, what do you like about it?
Nothing.
Oh it's too fast.
There's too much water here.
Yeah, too much water in this game, to be honest with you.
That over-align some water really sickens me.
It's just as good as I remember it.
Oh, whoa, you get some air now.
that's your sec
this course contains dead coral leaps
I'm not a deep one
I think I'll call them
so there's lots of scramble things around here
yeah I made my scanner
Okay, so...
Oh, no.
Oxygen! Ooh, power sail!
I love when you can scan all of the unlockables that are so safe.
Oh flashlight that seems very useful.
That's so cool man.
They love the explosion in this game, it's so satisfying.
Whoa, they were fighting!
What the-
The two- the two fish things!
They're fighting each other!
I think it's titanium all over.
What the hell is this?
Whoa, they were fighting!
What the?
The two fish things.
They're fighting each other.
They're the titanium one.
What the hell is this?
You do pull out the flashlight for the CS knife.
You do pull out the flare like you're a CS knife.
Dude, those big things are crazy.
Yeah, they're crazy.
Oh my god.
Lots of crazy creatures.
How do I explain the water is pretty 900 times in one stream?
It's beautiful.
It's very beautiful.
Did you get to a scary area yet and you'll play through?
Huh?
Did you get to a scary area yet and you'll play through?
I think so.
It's scary for me, but you probably might not think it's scary.
You're brave.
I'm not.
I'm brave.
I think Brave is a scam.
Box is challenge.
When are you wasting your early salad?
Uh, who said that?
There's someone in chat.
What happened?
I just threw it to the ocean.
What?
I didn't need it anymore.
What do you mean you didn't need food that you have to eat because your hunger bar goes down and you need to eat food?
Me.
What is that?
Sea water sampling detects a source of genetic adaptations in this region, tracking a boom
in fire activity, oxygen, investigate and caution.
Never waste anything except everything.
So pretty mean.
We got to find a good place for habitat.
We do.
The habitat isn't a little bit.
We can at least farm materials for a little while.
Oh, really?
Return to the life port at your convenience.
At your convenience.
Oh.
Oh, you can inhale this too if I can do that.
all the upgrades come in so
real?
usually more storage
now let's listen to his message
chap
another black box
chap savon
head of confidant
dynamics
his job is to
to
to
to
I'm doing my job. I'm what he would call weekly supervisor. It means I respond well to human
guidance. I can take partial instructions and generally go here in concept of operations.
Well, thanks, bro.
Jack gave you his PDA passkey so you could play games on his account.
I let it slide. His action was against the rules.
I didn't support it, the concept.
The signal location uploaded to PDA.
That's funny. He let us play games on his account. He's kind of a real one.
I want to play games on his phone.
He let us, you know what I mean? He's kind of a go.
Dude, all of our storage is full.
How do I make lockets? We need more storage.
Uhh... How did we do make up here?
Oh, there's like a big copper vein, maybe a special tool for it.
Oh yeah, the big daddy vein.
Are you going to tap?
Yeah, I just thought it was. I didn't actually intend to, but I'm not sure if I remember that.
Dude, that is so fun. I'm so glad they added that.
You're fucking flying.
Hmm.
Wonderful.
Oh, those things are dangerous.
Damn, I was scaring the jellyfish.
I record the day 585 consultation with chapters like a
translation about the state of the know-how the creature say hello hello
would it be appropriate to include raster and cap before I ask our computer
people to fix no I need to know what is it with it or with you what
How do you know that I'm not a father of tasks?
Hmm?
Or do you feel that it's asking too much of us?
I can't afford to have feelings about anyone's behavior.
I'm acting on repost that Zenoa is erratic.
Because if you allow yourself to have feelings, you might disagree with the machine.
But...
That's what I'm asking you.
Of course it is.
You use Zenoa as a source of certainty in the face of terror.
I found a big note.
become delusional and mistaken so can you and it can the Noah can become delusional
it has no fixed model of reality it can entertain any madness imaginable and any more you cannot
imagine as long as those delusions help it complete the mission so the Noah is insane but only when
It's useful. Are we any different lady has invented an entire belief system to justify the angel comb adaptations
Because they are useful
Do yeah, that's right. It feels amazing. Yes. I can't pull it, but I know it you see
You do have feelings
Endurance upgraded. Oh, and you're expand it. Oh
Yes
I can't take it.
I'm so happy.
Okay, we can make the thing, I think.
What?
I mean lockers.
We can make lockers, but we need to make a habitat.
Oh.
A furniture, refill of iron.
Oh, shit.
We said we need to make the habitat builder.
Wait, I think we can make this already.
I have one.
Oh
Oh, I guess we're gonna find a place then. Yeah find a place for a base. Hmm. We're pretty much a place with
Light probably a lot of light
What are you preferably flat?
Not really narrowing it down
I'm stuck in a fucking rocket. Hold on
stuck in jail 20 in the rock johnson
that's a second to no time
really but there is a place over here but i guess we're also doing a night so
where i think we should look during the day when we can see
I agree. The material we put in most is like titanium and copper and if that's what we always need in the games.
So maybe a place nearby.
Oh there's loads of these jellyfish things over here.
I wish we could have scary than night is in comparison.
Yeah, it's right there, honey.
Well, this seems useful.
Oh, nice, good breathing.
That seems useful.
This is a pretty interesting resource upon them.
I feel like she is pretty cute with her rhinoceros left over here and there seems to be a lot
of materials around here. A lot of salt, a lot of titanium. Can I mark this place or not?
Oh, we can make beacons.
Ah, okay. It's, okay, I guess I would be 300 meters away, and it's the opposite of 330, so...
30? No.
That's what I said.
30. There's a B.
Oh, wait, between that's it.
That's 65.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, nice. Where'd you that from?
I was born by the Glyph of Coromel.
Each plateau in this region
This region once tells tens of billions of living things
Yeah, my inventory is full. We're becoming building things. I guess I can just make a bunch of copper wire and stuff
There's so much copper
Because in the education of the left side, it's kind of missing
I'll tell you something I'm the human
Oh, this is an interesting method.
You are resourceful, I give you that.
I would not have imagined just drawing everything on the ground, personally.
Oh, I know you.
Where am I?
Yeah, I am not even like one.
Very not.
I
I just need to stay at this base.
Well, that's why we need a bigger one.
We need a bigger one so we can make the others.
Oxygen!
Just ridiculous.
I
React to runs
Hall's C-Space Mobility port plugs into a range of customizable halls.
From the Starfrog worksuit to the Scout Ray Seafoil.
While the type hole is a valuable air supply, remember that-
Moon for lower unlock and everything. What the hell were you getting all this stuff?
Huh?
And self-discipline.
I didn't unlock the main pole.
At most, I knew.
I wasn't me.
I just found the one little thing.
Oh, wow, look at all the stuff we can make.
So should I start?
Should I find a place?
Yeah, I think I found a place I kind of liked.
Dude, this is definitely you.
Like I said, none of this shit is me.
How much time do I have left, huh?
Got no fabricator, no biobets, and no way to build more.
We are on our last life.
That's me, Ruby.
Stick close, Sarah.
The rest are to be shown.
Graham, Roboad, and Mogami's kids.
What are you really assigning us with?
Roboad!
Climbing outside.
What a way to get your feet wet, huh?
We are striking out for the test bullpens.
Maybe the Noah there will let us in.
We need to be fresh.
And if not, we'll take the submarine
and look for Anita's crew.
If you find this, swim southeast along the edge of the Coral Garden.
I'll drop another log at the pence.
So I think like here, here could be a good place, what do you think?
Where?
Like it's pretty flat, next to a bunch of cliffs.
Kind of off as...
And see if there's a lot of material around here?
Okay, if you think it's the best, we're definitely sure.
Well, I mean we can always make more bases, right? I guess there's never need to...
True.
But we can have more than one.
How do we stop building it?
Do you need the Habitat Builder? Do you have it?
Yeah I do.
Oh, how many titanium?
It's all in the storage, right?
Oh, fuck, but how do I, I guess...
You gotta put it in your inventory to start.
Yeah, I guess I just realized that. I guess I need to go and get a bunch of titanium.
There's a bunch around here, I guess.
I thought I would just like get access to it once you build the base and you make a locker
inside the base you can have access to it because it pulls from a locker.
Hmm
It's so peaceful though, that's why I just, I'm getting lost, just going around, I can
think that.
It's so peaceful, there's so much cool here, maybe we don't want to go ahead on that, I
Sulfur
Did I see that no, I didn't see that where they miss I know is that I miss something
Make a locker with you, dude
It's really fun.
Well, I already fucked up.
Oh, what do you mean?
I'm gonna take a look.
It's fine.
Oh, the heat is not tolerable here.
Yeah, uh, there's still things that we're just not good at yet.
But we'll be in there.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
I found a Sulfur.
I'm going to find a place a little bit better than this.
I thought it was kids but uh, most of you are just quits around here.
I feel like you just need, you need so much titanium.
I can't wait to get more breath.
Actually, there's a lot of titanium around here too, to be honest.
I don't know.
You should build a base here.
I don't know if that's pretty good.
I kind of like it.
It looks cool too.
What's that?
I'm sure you think the great spot.
I kind of like it.
Even if I end up regretting it.
I don't know what you built that on.
Room 4.
Material wall.
Let's start with the room 4.
Let's attach a room floor.
Okay.
Where's the map here?
What?
Oh, we don't have a room yet, have we even found one?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm the...
Can we build a room yet?
Oh, no.
Um, did you scan?
You can...
I think you could scan.
Like, a hundred percent.
I don't know.
You get the blueprint for a room.
Oh, okay.
I can hear that.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't know we could do that, sorry. I also didn't know we had to do it, to be honest.
Let me lock in. I mean, there's a giant ship here. Surely there must be something.
I
Do you find
Oh
Yeah, if you scan it dry scan it or is it scan not the scan. Oh, that's awesome
So useful
Yeah, I like this spot. I feel like it has everything.
Nearby.
At least a lot of the base materials.
I found four silver.
Ooh, nice.
Up on DB! Stop!
I'm alone! I wanna go home!
I'm alone! I wanna go home! I'm alone!
Look!
What happened?
Oh, did you die?
Uh-huh. Yes.
How did you die?
I'm so close to making it well you can bring the
Silverback when you make stand at that tank. Oh, yeah
rip it
Fuck I died already. Yeah, I'm dead. Maybe I'm already a fake version of me
Give it to me
Okay, huge, oh 75 now.
Yeah, that makes a difference.
That's huge difference.
So weird.
Where did I want to make a base?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to take this one with me.
So I'll take any one.
I'll show you.
Follow me.
I'm following you!
I've got the thing where I hugged the floor like a pestle and stuff.
Oh!
That's nice.
I think I got that far. I have to literally be touching the floor though.
It's actually a lot harder than you think, I think.
I do have the fins on. I think I have the fins on, right? I'm going pretty fast now.
I thought this area looks really cool, cause you're like right over the cliff.
You got loads of rocks in the sky.
Like yeah, on the edge, the cliff edge.
What do you think?
Yeah, it looks pretty cool.
You guys are excited.
Ooh, and there's a red down there.
What?
What's that?
What do you mean?
This is a good spot.
Alright, it's a good spot chat.
I like it.
I do this.
Cool.
Okay.
So then we're gonna make the entrance like make here, I guess.
You can make a room?
Did you get a blueprint for the room?
No.
Alright, I'm gonna try to find a way.
I can make a hatch though.
You should welcome aboard.
We're friends I guess.
I'm on my way.
I'm gonna go scan ship.
See if we get the room.
Yeah, I tried to like scan to that base. I guess I'll just leave this here for now
My magnum opus
Yeah, do you guys think there's a magnum opus using this the best baseball the honest
Let's be honest, please no lies.
What I like about this game is that it's unique.
The base is like really customised, like you can customise the sizes of your own and stuff.
Oh really? You would never do that in the last game.
No. I was going crazy.
What I like is that they can play it on Xbox Steam and the Epic Store by using our link in the description.
Okay, I was genuinely telling you about the building stuff, okay?
I just think it's great that they can play it on old platforms, it's available right now.
I'm excited too, and I'm excited, but I want the gush of our building.
And you just change the subject.
Can a man not change the subject?
It's fine.
As a man, and then I want a lot of change of subject?
Yes, you can. It's a man's prerogative to change the subject.
I just want a gush of our building.
I'm a blambo!
I like you don't tell me I'm I love building too
I will understand you don't build away I build
Well, it's like dead crab
Little...
...Cherry.
There's another one that crushed.
There was loads of them there, Dad.
What could have been what crushed it?
What? Yeah, what happened over here?
Whoa, inside a skull is like this insane as yours.
What? It's empty. What the fuck does that mean?
I hope you get eaten. I won't get eaten.
I'll be right back I'll help you.
Okay.
I'm really gonna go climb the bathroom because you hurt my feelings.
Yeah.
Oh, what's this?
No!
You run? Yeah, yeah, first time playing. I mean, it's so beautiful already.
It's everything I wanted. It's calm exploration that lulls you into this sense of doom where you know something's not right around you,
around you, but it's so pretty and you're like, oh, fishies.
Seek fresh water intake.
I love it.
Mastafold.
The noetic advisor has transmitted an alert.
Really?
Return to the life port at your convenience.
Oh, shit.
Oh, really?
What is that?
What is all of this?
What's that noise?
What's this thing?
Whoa, look at this!
Nothing's crazy.
Lucas and N'Jelly.
Maybe it's just complex chemistry and even edible facts that should have if tapped.
likely flammable in there. It's so cool if I swim through it. I get like a speed up.
Let's find out.
No, why?
That's that way of saying, fuck you, get outta here.
I'm burning up.
I'm burning up, oh Jesus.
Really hope I can just tank this. Oh no.
Okay. No. Seek medical attention. Fuck me. It's just like real life.
I was getting cooked out there they were cooking me over there
No more heat warning please
Whoa look at the crab
What is he doing?
Whoa.
Oh, ow!
I just want to scan you.
Okay, everything wants to kill me.
Not that something's gonna change, I guess.
Connor's about to die.
Dude, the thing about me is that I never die.
I never die in games like this.
I've just simply done.
every time death faces me they say no not today
oh i don't know the other way
this can you go fishes
I didn't even make water.
I need water, I'm thirsty.
I like consuming, consuming.
I like consuming.
I need to drink, eat this.
Psychological attention.
to that sure what I'll take it I'm hungry no this is terrible should I go and
fight some fish right fight them you want some I'm not gonna fight the fucking
pig
I'm going to drink an extra large glass of acid.
That sounds delightful.
Yummy.
Did you build a babay yet?
Now I only have the one material, so... no.
Hi.
Uh...
Alright.
What's up?
You're welcome.
Uh, I'm gonna...
Yeah, that's what I did, too.
Don't run away from me.
I need you for sustenance.
It's the end of yours, but just the start of my life.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
for sustenance
is the end of yours with just the start of my life
well i have to eat some
somebody has to eat
and then somebody is me
It's gonna be me!
Oh wow the blue ones give you water too. More reason to eat them, yeah meh meh.
Okay, well we need to find the blueprint, which is the main thing holding us back right now.
We need to be able to make a base.
Oh, I should have spoke to Noah.
Oh yeah, Noah.
There's no way I didn't do that.
Laugh, laugh, laugh.
I'm gonna go through the game.
It looks like Connor was piloting a female avatar.
Do not open the seat belt.
No.
Oh, not the seat belt.
No, please.
Do not open the seat belt.
She often asked you to resume your stories.
She don't accept it.
Oh, God!
I don't like when she's small.
The seat belt smells.
A considerate woman and not easily frightened.
A single location uploaded to PDA.
Oh.
Why does Noah make note of that?
That's pretty weird.
it's a weirdo
No, it is a bit of a bit of a freak. I won't lie
Here's a little freak. Did you already scan this place here? Which one?
When I pinged
I'm taking medicine.
Oh, no.
It's so pretty.
What do you think?
Oh, the whole place?
Yeah.
I don't know. I think I scanned everything, but I'm not sure.
I don't think I did.
Going
Whoa
Oh, this area is so cool
The rules are simple. Keep the perimeter sensors on alarm no matter how many false positives you get and do not go out alone
They are hunting us. We don't know why
Someone made a mistake a long time ago, and we have to live with it
Oh
Let's get this off criminal
Kind of dropping friends, I think I turned my quality down
Oh, no.
Oh, there's a lot of them here.
My air.
Old habitat.
I'm coming to you.
Alright.
We're getting here.
L'Arp's house, can't it?
Lightning table.
Sonic resonator?
Bloom clanker.
Clanker.
Doo doo doo doo!
Hold on, I gotta turn my sails in a little bit.
Hoppy! Up!
What? What am I stopping?
He's so mean to me, he keeps biting me!
It looks beautiful on the epic, but I wonder if it's...
Watch.
Open!
Ow!
Masses lights are very small.
They're just small.
Oh my god, we're in an angle.
Oh, tadpole fragment.
The old man did the...
Oh yeah, I think we got him off.
Do we have the full piece now? Oh yeah, we got it on lock, tell ya.
If one of my species finds this message,
you may be the very last human being in the universe.
Oh, in the whole universe?
of our story. I ask you to do the most human thing you can. Forget your debt. Forget Nawa,
forget Valterra, forget Zuzora and the life you imagined. It's all gone now. You're going to die
here. You play 4K at 144 FPS and it's an interesting thing you can see and explore.
Dr. Wulm's log, day 755. I think I've cracked it. Sophie and Anita are both right. The
Patea virus-
Oh, right up the mall. It's nice. Oh, new room, new room.
Oh, new room, new room.
Now we can build it.
Maybe it's tainting Anita's angel comb adaptations. I've tuned the sonic resonators to destroy
the viral crystals grown by the bloom stream we should test on the angel combs
out west with those promising heat shock proteins and if I'm wrong hey I'm just
a dietitian no one should have woken up a virologist
Wow this thing is crazy what is this?
It's like a thing that's like feeding them all.
The FJ.
What the hell is that?
Wow, this is a giant copper.
What's this?
Oh, what's this?
Whoa, where am I?
Come again, underwater air pocket cave.
Yeah, this is so cool. What the hell?
This is so funny.
I'm gonna run away from here.
Drink up.
Whoa, look at this cute guy.
I'm just kinda walking around this really cool area.
There's some stuff here too.
Do not open the Seacops.
Don't open the Seacops.
Ignore this, please.
I have a mouse trap, no, I'll not use it.
Do not open the Seacops.
No, well.
Whatever you do, don't open the Seacops.
You've never opened the Seacops.
Oh, you're over here.
Oh yeah I should go over there and make the list.
Oh look there's so much silver here.
I want the silver, fuck.
Oh my god, these fucking things are...
Make pace here.
Let's show you these like little guys there.
Could be a good... Well, we can make some multiple places.
Well, this is also...
There could be a person over there.
Yeah, maybe this place is better, this is close to the trees, probably close to the explosion area, maybe.
Yeah, let's make it over here.
Yeah.
Okay, well dismantle the other one.
No, we can just keep it.
Let's make it here.
You will get harassed every time you're outside.
That's true.
There's so much stuff here.
Yeah, but we can make the second one and we can go further over here.
Yeah, she's in the first one, yeah.
Okay, room. Basic room.
Okay.
That's kind of stuffy.
How high up should I go? Hmm, probably about decent.
One room is done.
Alien organisms may have their own interpretation of your light.
From threat display to attempted seduction.
My favorite.
The room is pretty sick though.
The room is pretty sick.
It's pretty cool, okay. The room, okay, it's a little basic right now.
But it makes pretty good titanium.
I need titanium.
Okay, but that's not what I'm asking.
What do you guys think?
I don't bring this many storages over here.
Or do we ask them off?
I need to get us touching them.
Are we going solar again?
Well, isn't it you put some solar panels on there?
So the freaking panels are the future?
We need an alternate energy source because when it's nighttime, the base is going to turn off.
Oh, what is this? What the hell is that thing?
Sand sphere. What the fuck? That thing was terrifying.
He just joined me out. Did you do that to you?
No, I...
Oh my god, that was horrifying.
What the hell? Let's get the shit out of me.
You've got fans for you.
What's the matter?
Do I need a briefing?
Welcome aboard.
Um...
If I make a room on top of a room, can I connect it on that?
You don't need a ladder.
I didn't put it in.
Alright.
What are you thinking?
Are you saying you sound like you don't like a room?
What?
I don't know if you freaking hate that room.
Why are you walking around?
What do you freaking hate it?
Hey look, do this.
Do what?
Watch this.
You can make it bigger.
Look.
See this?
You see what I'm doing?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the hell?
You can like customize it any way you want.
I could just say...
What have I just done?
You could also like...
Like spam your enemies on them?
Yeah, you could.
Woah!
Wait, that's so sick.
Well, this should be like...
If it's gonna be the entrance, it should make this one be the like...
The dumping ship room.
Oh, I'm gonna put a locker down, so...
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry, I just, I just, oh, I'm dying.
Wait, uh, I'll just put it here.
Sorry, I just completely, like, trolled you.
I'm gonna get multi-tanium.
There's, like, a ton outside.
Okay.
Okay
That was so funny that I just felt that wall in you
Nice
That's so nice, the baseballing already seems like way more in depth, that's so cool
I like it a lot
Uh, oh storage noise.
Uh, we probably shouldn't make a few more.
Yo, Japanese. We should already label them as well. Let's make this one.
Titanium.
You making more?
Uh, well, I was gonna make other important stuff that we need.
I'm gonna make another one then.
We can never have too many.
Why does it build area of trouble?
There's some in the thing.
I'll bring it.
Don't worry.
Oh, we should make a habitat fishing.
Sure.
That's true.
What do you want to call our bait?
Recall our bait.
Yeah, what do you want to call it? Hurry.
Um...
Timothy Small's house?
I told you what I wanted it to be I did not take forever that's an actual
There was no carrot in this place!
I instantly told you I wanted to be you, you're not even trying to ignore me.
Do you don't friggin listen to me?
I listen to you too much sometimes.
I'm not for chatting.
Too much.
Now this here titanium in this place has been harvested by hand.
real real sweat and elbow grease in his hair
I'm full
Oh
Come on, yo, that's nice that she was on the map
A little beacon?
You can always turn them off, do you?
Yeah.
I've filled up one titanium bra already.
That's nice.
What else should we make?
I mean, we'll put in either light as well.
But there's no electricity, right?
Okay, that.
Hmm.
Smart.
hmm
you make the beach you know i do
should i make the solar panels and put them on the roof
uh yeah
how do i do that
i'm running as running as you think
it's not working right now
nah
i'll already had a cold
I'm bringing more.
I'm bringing more.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
I'd rather look for a turbine.
I could put that in the natural tower.
It's below us.
I don't know how that works.
What the fuck?
What was that?
What?
I just heard the weirdest noise I've never heard that noise and I've never heard that noise
It doesn't even know that. What was that?
A little too, a little too natural
So if I build this
The current thing, I guess I have to make a power relay?
You think that was a light then?
Huh.
Welcome aboard!
What is this?
You go no further, you are experiencing Macefield syndrome.
Many of us have disappeared, you are about to drown, you do not go to that tree, you will
not find anything, Noah will print, new folk of you, you and me will be reverted, there
is no Jewelry, but efficient, efficient to join.
Hmm, so maybe I've already gone there, but I've already been reprinted so many times.
Did you get like a message?
It's around the ground.
Oh.
I guess you go to the tree.
I mean, knock yourself out.
I brought more stuff by the way.
Nice.
I get all my stuff.
I don't die, right?
If I...
I don't know, uh...
I don't know if you lose some.
I don't remember.
Well, I haven't got like the brains right now. I'm gonna go to the tree
It calls out to me
Oh, it's fine
I don't have that much stuff. I mean have like
Very dark and lonely over here. That's scary
what's that what's that what is that oh section of world is under development
early access money we gain the case papers in the same what the fuck is
that
I'm scared.
Oh, you okay?
I'm scared, man.
What happened?
They got me.
The voices.
The voices are gone.
The voices got me.
I did get Eden.
If only someone could have warned me that would happen.
Only somebody could have warned me that could have happened.
Well, I wanted to see what would happen, okay? What's wrong with that?
I
Mind a chat the stream is sponsored by unknown worlds to remind you
Just so you know so if you want to go and play the game yourself. They can't panel is not in common
But this game is already fix I assume you're all playing it around already
This game is already so good. I'm assuming they're all playing it already
I hate the Mormons. Is that what they're called?
What?
The Mormons.
Mormons. Mormons.
Mormons.
Oh wait, what did you do? How did you do that?
What?
How'd you get the...
I put more solar panels on top.
Oh, and I just did it?
Yeah.
Whoa, really?
Uh, I'm gonna go back and get the rest of the stuff.
Uh, I brought one box over.
Oh, was there any left?
There's one left I think I brought it over.
I'm gonna make another titanium chest.
There's someone called the trust it's someone called the trust it's a titanium in the non-titanium
draw. There was no more space. There was no more space. What was I going to put it on the floor?
A real real convenient
You're fabricating
Well, we can make so many things now this is already wow we've already progressed
She's laughing.
You're laughing at me.
How about a window?
Optional.
Black window.
I wonder if we can lock the window.
We haven't locked the window.
We can lock the nook, as well.
Ooh, I want a nook.
I want a nook.
I want a window.
I want everything.
That's so pretty, that's so pretty right here, damn, damn that game is pretty, damn.
Okay, I gotta get a bunch of quartz for us.
Yeah, I think there's quite a lot around us, I think we can do a bunch of runs I guess.
I figure out how to mine these big nodes, well that's going to be another step.
I should keep getting Titanium's, I seem to never get enough.
what the fuck biofuel I guess
Joel
how does it mean
oh sorry
I made a profit there
oh nice
oh I realized I haven't gotten in the water in a while
pineapple thing grown outside of a base break cage organ
I said the window whoa what's this thing this is where we whoa we get ingots
That's so sick.
That's awesome.
I need water actually.
Dude this shit takes forever.
Oh yeah, that one takes some time.
What's up?
I really think this is just one room.
No.
What's wrong with one room?
What's wrong with one room?
You can make a cartel like this.
You wanna make another room?
Oh, we can't.
We can, but I have to go outside.
Oh, right.
I trust you.
Oh, that's gonna be...
We can't. We have to build to the other side.
Well, we could just like...
Well, you could just build...
Hmm...
Let's see.
Could we go up?
Ah, mmm, that's the best way to do this.
It's annoying.
Welcome aboard.
We're free to.
Annoying world fuck is on there.
Uh...
Yeah, that kind of fucked up in a place that we'd know.
Well, we're gonna just...
Put the window in the...
In the corridor around.
Yeah, sure.
Fuck this fucking prick always taking a bite out of me.
Cheeky bugger.
So much titan around here.
What do you need water?
I have water. I have one.
Done.
I see slogs. Hmm
Hmm you can deconstruct the portable lockers. I don't need to deconstruct them. I just need
Why
I need the water. I'm gonna get some water. I'm gonna get a bottle. I'm sure I should get a supply for us
Give me that give me that give me that
I think the water ended up fucking getting rocks on you, didn't I?
My inventory's full, are you kidding me?
I'm hopeless, I can't help myself.
I see like rocks and I just have to mine
This game is so beautiful dude this game it's just like
Especially the early parts is so relaxing to just go around and do
Just oh my god. Yeah
I ate your oily salad
I bet you're saving that for special occasion
Give me water
Okay, oh a flashlight pretty make one of those
Sonic resonator
that's how we can get rid of them the big the big no we need lads yeah I don't
know where we get lead from truthfully
I don't remember where exactly it was
Welcome aboard
Happy you though you remember where the lead is
I had a minute when I was playing I didn't need a scanner but
You don't have the scanner yet.
Really?
No.
We're lacking a scanner.
Lucky day.
That's cool.
Humble.
Humble fun.
Hmm.
what the fuck? what is that? what is that? what the fuck?
I will take my reaper to my thing!
I get it!
I move them.
Creepy, huh?
Be brave, I'm systems check.
Flashlight?
He's calling me a flashlight.
He is as big as me.
Attempted seduction?
What?
You wanna seduce the fish?
I might have to. My mom does my job here.
Surely we can make this a power supply too, if we need it too later on.
There's so many things to see.
I mean, there's no, I don't mean the materials, right?
Yeah, stuff. Everything kind of responds quite correctly.
Yeah.
That was just so close.
Oh!
What was that?
I'm a secret area.
Oh.
Oh, that area. Yeah, I think I went in somewhere like that. I didn't know there was a tunnel too.
Oh, I got an upgrade if you want to come down and get it.
I got the pill. Now, if I go, go again.
Take your time.
Kappa poisoning causes Korea and vocal ticks.
Look.
My feet move when I talk.
I have boobs.
Yeah, you do.
You can finally dance.
I have boobs.
I mean boobs.
Would it have to print after I report?
Bet you believe group, group, group.
are messing with sleep by three.
Well, that means they're starving.
They need biobeds to reprint so much for the Jubilee.
They cut the cable from the sleep by NOAA to ours.
They don't want our NOAA to reset them,
print older versions of them from the sleep records.
Would NOAA do that?
Sure. Now that we set zip, and everyone who goes main field, you know that.
But, all of us. At once?
I suspect that's what's happened to the people who beat Camp One.
So all of this could happen again. Again. Again.
Uh-oh.
Expanded inventory, let's go.
Wait, where?
I mean, wow, that's the pottery.
Oh, no, it's mine.
I thought you did something special.
Oh, no.
Me?
No.
You always used that special spell.
Me?
Go.
You little...
Yeah.
What's the best gamer?
I'm the best freaking gamer.
Just a second, please.
Sharkies are sharkies, no sharkies.
The sharkies are sharkies, the sharkies.
Welcome aboard.
We have a shit ton of silver in our house.
Oh nice.
A couple of them.
What are they?
I spelt it copper ore initially.
Well, I'm just on my strong suit lately.
Copper ore.
Hmm.
What a... food.
I put a bunch of wall lockers too.
We shall, uh, we'll take, we'll take a sulfur thing.
Oh, that's a copper thing.
That's right, sulfur.
We'll take sulfur as well.
We'll see if we can get it.
I just pulled the signal.
This thing's fucking terrifying.
So wait, what do we need?
What's like the, I guess the Sonic Resonator's goods?
We want?
Legs.
Yeah, you're sort of fine, but how do we make a strong asset?
We need to create a machine.
Oh, what does it take to do it?
We don't tell you the recipes.
Ah, whoa, what the heck, what the heck really, seriously, where are we going after all?
All sulfur and gold.
Interesting.
Well, that's a good message for us.
Good riddance. Can we build another thing here?
What?
He's in there, he's in the second room.
I don't want to be in the first room.
He's weird.
Oh.
People get back like we're in the other room.
Oxygen.
Welcome aboard.
Contact.
Oh.
Okay, Wanda Wang.
A young able spacer.
I'm sure from the state I retreated.
A neighbor breach got me.
I should have brought flares.
Stupid.
Do you remember when she stole that fried dough from her brother and offered it to you?
Writing from the same-
This is for wanting to pull those things.
An egregious act of sisterhood.
And a plea for the discipline!
Send a location off your way to PDA.
Be cautious.
See what we just increases
So I place this place it any of the materials now, this is ridiculous
Can I build this and then like the
Construct hydrologic turbine if I build it in the base, can I move it?
I'll just take the materials with me because I think it's gonna be annoying I was
We don't have a lot of uh, popper.
What?
Yes we do.
Do we?
I put...wait, do we use it all?
Yeah, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
You are so annoying.
Leave me the fuck alone.
Oh, I thought you were saying that to me.
I freaking hate you, leave me alone.
I was like what did I do? I didn't do anything.
No, it's so honest, I'm saying it.
Like aww.
I thought you were saying it to me.
No.
I'm the type of the one to say it.
Hmm boy.
I swore.
You don't know how many things I could come on with.
Well, I'm sorry.
You have entered a firing plane.
All other microbial life's is fresh and easy to intake.
Use the sonic resonator to expunge blue hankers and clear the infection.
Oh, did you go into the infection?
The infection?
Yeah.
Or did I?
Maybe I would have.
I'm thinking you did.
I haven't gone to the black box yet.
I'm gonna figure out our power supply.
Cause I'm pretty sure I can make us a little power farm.
I'm gonna go investigate.
See?
What are you doing?
A black box.
I wanna go with you.
I'm just in the area. I'm gonna go over there.
I am one for forget.
Beat this one!
God, these things are so annoying.
Top thing most common says.
What?
Oh, thanks a lot.
What's that noise?
You hear that?
Is it just me?
Rubble.
Jaizy, you see that too?
I think he's right behind me.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, that's such a...
I don't want to say the word that I have.
It's a...
I don't know what it is.
What?
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
I want to say the word that I have in the sky.
Right.
Yeah.
Look how the coral grew over the sinkhole like a spider like a plug and it's emitting viral fages
Virus that kills other times one string of protea virus is in that coral spider
The normal weighting and it's trying to stop a different are you coming up out of that hole?
They need a cause at the blue stream. Why would a virus want to kill another virus?
I will go check this out about what a poor thing
I'll get rid of mine I'm having a lot of silver, that's good
This is not the right room, is it?
What the fuck am I doing?
Whoa, there's a lot of cells on here.
Okay, we definitely need a resident here.
So I know where to get lead.
I'mma get it.
Really?
Where is it?
Oh, it's like, I think it's like, uh, North East of the Lifetime?
Oh, interesting.
Light is in the water.
There is only!
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No.
I'm going to get led.
Oh, I don't need to have it on the ground.
Oh, if I can afford that.
Oh, mfff.
Oh, I just want to show you.
Excuse me, everybody.
Where's our cops at that?
What?
So how do I connect power?
Oh my god.
Oh, my annoying ass dish.
How do I connect this power to our base?
Uh...
You have to make a transmitter, I think.
There's like, there's like an extension.
C'mon!
There were rumors out there that they wanted to spread so they could take over the steps.
I don't know about that.
and it hit us so fast it did really right on the outside of the ships
go to the spores just fly through space we called it carol the curse
not all of us bob mongolian but in that world it started with the carpets trawlga
and monsters would grow if you didn't have nanos they were growing you too
We had to leave everything.
Now this, the virus that fills this ocean and fills our blood.
We thought it was Karat first, but it's not a bacterium.
How can a virus cross between alien species?
Nahimat was to explain it to me.
I cannot understand how such a gifted young woman.
She's such a man, good.
Or why she takes me out.
Woman.
Woman.
Woman, woman, woman, 30 seconds.
Can you come back? I think I want to restart my game.
What?
I want to reload.
Actually, no, it's okay. Occasionally it kind of lags a bit, but right now it's okay.
Okay.
It should be okay. I think it's okay now.
I think it's when you come back we can go to the pool.
Well, you're gonna be happy when you come back.
Play what?
I've led.
What blood do you have?
I have five pieces.
Okay, we should be able to build...
Two resonators.
The resonator is within the brakes.
And now with the resonators we can harvest all the big nodes of ores.
Hmm.
Well I know I don't think it's...
I'll give him a 2x10 ring also.
And we could go check out Wanda.
Did you make a battery?
I want to make a bunch of batteries.
It's gonna take a lot of time.
We need...
Wiring kit. Shit.
Ah, I used all the clock.
And the music's so good, the music isn't very good.
Okay, you're gonna get some copper for us.
What was copper?
I remember in the first game it was always copper.
I never had enough.
30 seconds.
Welcome aboard.
No matter what I did, I never had enough copper.
Mew, meew, meew, meew, meew.
Maybe you're gonna be shooting at me 30 now, is that you?
Oh Steve jobs. Oh Steve. Oh no, he's doing it even more proper. Well there's a giant
ore note in here. I need a resonator. I know. I need a wiring. I'm working on it. I'm working
of
Oh, a lot of silver.
I swear, Copper in this game, and in the previous games, always the one that was annoying to
grab.
So, team is like everywhere.
Probably they'd be a little bit more cheekier.
I'm dying!
I'm dying!
All approved! Nothing to lose!
Like an Ashford's ridiculous amount of silver.
An offensive amount of silver.
I thought the turbines, that's our electricity, should be taken care of for a little bit.
There we go. One more than we need, sir.
He's putting a silver knife in there.
Oh, I'm two.
No!
Did I try to get more?
You know the wire if you give me the sonic resonator I can should be able to make
I can get a bunch of coffee
What do you want?
Here right here
I don't want to see that. Keep following me
Oh man
Let's see
Man?
Let's go, let's go
Wow, warming
This is a very good location. You can have everything.
Yeah, we can kind of do.
How much oil did you get from that?
One, two, three, four, five.
You're gonna get five oals from the big one?
Yeah.
Wow, that's the biggest scam of the whole day.
That gives you five and the fucking little crunchy ones give you three?
Game me five.
Dude, inflation is here to subnautica.
It's like the Doritos packets, man.
The Doritos!
It's like the Doritos packs all over again, man.
Can I have anything good anymore?
I can make you resonate or no.
Well, if you just drop those chills on me, I can make it.
You just need to make a wiring stand and you can make it.
Okay, cool.
Wait, I'll make it.
Thank you.
Wow, I'm getting the fucking best service ever over here.
Cool.
Making the wiring kids for me.
You're a man, baby.
I don't...
Okay, you robbed the joy of the wiring you make.
Can you drop it?
You can drop it.
I told you I wasn't gonna make it for you.
Thank you.
You don't want me to?
No, I'm glad. Thank you.
I'll throw it in the ocean and you'll never find it.
Whoa.
Chill.
Never find it.
Chill.
I'll put quartz.
and
Quartz
Who's your quartz thing?
Oh, I'll make a quartz thing
We'll do the courts
All the games always have quarts.
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
What's up with that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm running low on titanium somehow.
I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
Never enough, man.
There's copper in the not copper drawer, come on.
Already a mess.
Okay, let's go over to this black box.
That's the white box.
It's kind of near our life box.
Oh wait, there's a corpse, I think I know that.
No, there's a big one.
Oh.
Damn, you do only your fives.
Yeah, it's not a lot.
Well, you know what? That's a good way of doing it.
That'd be awesome.
I'm too mad.
And it's quite fun.
It is fun.
Is it going that wreck over here?
We're not wrecked.
You can see it.
Oh, there's an unknown here.
I didn't even know.
Huh?
Anything cool?
Oh, actually, I'm dragging that down.
That was a...pining a program poster.
Oh, a pining program.
Oh, it looks.
Oh.
We need one more for the repair tool.
What?
What the fuck is this?
What?
Well, I have an infection.
Huh?
Oh, you probably passed over the infection thing.
I did. What happens now?
Oh, did you hear the fixers?
So this thing is infected and we have to clear the infection with the Resonator.
Oh, over the Resonator?
Yes.
Oh, you're cleaning them up?
Yeah. Well, we should go to the black box first.
Okay, really?
Yeah.
Okay
It's not able to listen to in-game dialogue, you know, it's really actually hard for me to focus on the in-game dialogue when shit's going on
I
Stuff going this noises and gremlins and I really
I love the little jump out of the ocean, I'm so glad they added that.
Yeah, it's fun.
It's so fun.
It's just a little thing.
It's so, I don't know, it's great.
Yeah, let's go down.
Whoa.
Oh, wow, look at that.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, he's dangerous!
He's insane!
Man, incredible for me.
Wow!
Nice.
Oh, it's all coming in.
The family thinks so.
I have a parasite on it.
A virus.
A blue virus.
I got a scan.
It doesn't match the virus.
In her blood.
It's used.
She can't fix it.
Trying to turn a kid.
Listen.
Miss Dima.
Blue isn't Maysfield.
What's wrong?
Blue isn't Maysfield.
It hurts.
Sorry.
You're still not involved.
She's going to kill me for dying again.
Damn.
It's copper here.
That's a copper.
It's like, actually copper, we've got to go.
Yeah.
Whoa.
It's still dark now.
Is it?
Uh, try and get out now.
Look at another wreck here.
Weird.
I don't know if it's worth scanning out here.
There's always more scanning.
I guess so.
I didn't bring my clutch back in either.
I brought mine.
I'm very happy we didn't have this.
Oh, there's a infection if you shoot through.
I need that light!
Oh, I need to go up really quick.
Sure.
We should have brought some kind of light with me, that's fine.
I'm near, I'm near. Good night.
Thank you.
Battery terminal, oh that's good.
We have one more, okay.
Oh, she's not the way to get in there.
I don't think there's anything else in here other than the battery.
No?
Oh.
Something small.
Well, look, I mean, the battery's boot charge thing will be nice when it's done.
True.
I guess we can go back now?
No.
We could!
There's a little return I suppose.
Or is there anything else around here that we want to check out?
We can explore more and see.
Yeah, I've just got a full, annoyingly got a full, uh...
Oh.
...an impure.
Oh, there's one infection down there.
Yeah, we gotta get him.
Oh man.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hi.
Oh, he's back into us.
Hi, Mark.
Actually, I mean, I'm quite low on health, but, eh, fuck it.
What?
Get in here.
Get in where?
Okay.
30 seconds.
I'm going down there.
Where am I?
Oh, that's a big one.
We can't get out of here!
Yeah, I was gonna say, they're probably distracted.
Oh, we have to follow this.
We have to follow this.
This is critical.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, because we need to kill the other infection on the other side.
Oh, interesting.
Oh wow, look at that, that's so cool.
So cool, what a awesome way to make a lot of gold, I'm racking.
Is that more, infection?
Yeah.
Oh, you found gold, nice.
Now that we cleared this, we can go back to the other one that we saw.
A big plant in the room.
Alright, okay.
You wanna go? Now?
Let's go back. Yeah, the angel come over there.
Yeah, well, angel come.
Oh, that's so neat. Like, his last time it was kind of like, there was just things and, you know, we were mostly sentient.
We didn't really interact with the environment too much.
Yeah, this is great.
Oh, I see it. It's open now.
Yeah, now we have to shoot these.
Oh, shit.
Hey, nice.
We have an upgrade now.
Fuck yeah.
Oh!
genetic material detected. Now we have the power of useful sequences.
Oh wait, now we can take out like the sulfur. Your body can now survive elevated water temperatures.
Plantosy.
So now we can pretty get sulfur for free.
Yeah.
What's that? I forgot where...
What's this area? Look at all this.
Isn't it pretty?
This is so pretty. Why do I hear something angry there?
It looks so different at night time.
Whoa, this is so pretty. What the hell?
Whoa.
of
the
Oh, here it is.
Oh, you got it.
What are you doing?
That's it. Oh, no. Oh, this has been up top.
Oh, I'm not seeing.
Wee! God, so fun!
It's a buggy.
Oh, it's a buggy. Oh, it's a bug!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Is it a duel that we cannot cut open if it's red?
Is that what that is?
Uh...
What do you find?
Uh, a battery thing.
Oh, I'm not sure you got it now though.
There's a duel over here.
Oh, we've got a battery?
We don't have that, right?
No, but we have the...
The blue punch.
Blue punch?
Let's get out.
Uh, you in there?
Oxygen.
Okay.
easily done, easily done, alright, I guess we can go over to Konyal, he'll be close to
I made it, that's the end of my life.
There's loads of them here.
You grab all these?
I'm out of that room.
I can come back and get them if you can get them all.
Nice.
I read it like shit all.
Shit all.
Thank you.
It's unfair.
Passes too quick for you to play in this game.
In a heal field, let's go.
One of those vampire squids just came at me.
Madeleine saw me throwing flares and came to investigate,
and the squid went after her.
I guess it likes marrow breach blood better than mine.
I should find Maddie.
Make sure she's not hurt.
The squid was sick.
Nudes on its skin, not green, not caraw,
but maybe a fungal infection.
I wonder if squid get rabies here.
Damn.
baby
So I'm born in steak
Well, we can't build the
Let's see the fixing tool
I think we need one more blueprint
Okay
I
Am a mash
Do you have you put the the thingies back in did assists
That's pretty many I'm gonna let them lie down anyway
I'm gonna load them the fucking.
Hello, Rinnamin.
Well, yeah. Now we can make some acid. Strong acid.
Yeah. This is so fun.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm up for it.
I will actually take it.
And then I can make us a rebreather.
Oh, yeah, I make fiber mesh, fiber, fiber, fiber, okay.
I mean a lot of those things and we also need a lot of we need more fiber
actually now I think. Kind of annoying how you just need everything always all the time.
Yeah, you always need something.
Yeah, I gotta re-breathe if you need it.
I guess you could, I could just deposit it and you can make it to the right place.
I
Yeah, it seems like the oxygen is going a little slow
I don't know no, I don't think it is nice. We can just go deeper right we gotta go deeper
He's gonna stop press leave me alone
That's not what I wanted.
I'm literally in the ocean pocket.
That's one cunt.
Okay, don't make fun of me.
I am not good at this.
My first time streaming okay?
First time streaming in general.
First time streaming. Be nice. Be nice or I cry.
I will cry, I'm not afraid to do it.
I don't know why, but when I'm going around some areas, it goes a little slower on my
frames.
What's up with you?
Uh, yeah.
What's the big quartz bed right there?
Damn.
Oh, you're expanding the base.
Wow, look at that.
Check it out.
Oh, you're expanding the base. Wow, look at that.
Check it out.
Pretty cool.
Okay, I'm like a McFyberfrost.
Do you grease like anything?
Uh, eventually we will.
Should I just make it into rubber for now, all the stuff?
Oh, that's fun.
We're going to put the vehicle constructor when we get to Padpo.
We can leave from here.
Alright. I like it.
I like the thinking.
Trust me?
Aw, come on, Noah.
Who's looking at me?
I'm going
There's a big quartz thing, I'm sure I got it
I guess I'll just get a multi-tenium to feel like we don't have enough
You've never had enough?
It's like every time like
It's so ridiculous
Even I know that I never have enough
But I always think, no, I actually think I have enough more
I only have 0.3 minutes, it's all gone
I know
I think it always depends.
Like, literally every single time, like, yes, we have it up.
Immediately, I'm proven on.
How far did you get? 10 hours in? It must have been pretty far in the game.
Uh, 30 seconds.
I did a little bit of off-line building.
Nothing on time though.
What's up?
Help!
There's my head in my butt! There's my head in my butt!
I'm pushing!
I'm pushing!
I'm pushing!
The nomenical fighter has transmitted an alert. Return to the life port. Are you okay?
What is that?
Only when someone screams my butt really loudly, then I'm okay.
30 seconds.
But I have faith in you to be okay.
Welcome aboard.
I'm fucking Noah.
The tea will be an art. Make fun of it.
Harshal voice data retrieved.
Hey! Don't matter that!
How are you?
I'm good.
Do you remember the flight to the cicada?
Before you were scammed into storage.
Ruby kept maneuvering the shuttle wildly.
And then apologizing to the passengers.
I don't know how you felt about it.
Personally, I was charmed.
You touched him?
She finds her work intoxicating.
And that's what life is all about loving what you do single location uploaded to your PDA
Now we are like very good on the silver
All time looking pretty good on that I gotta touch him
It's weird how this ball seems to really be sympathetic.
We all generally have a lot of empathy.
It seems to really care.
Mommy, do you think if I give it to him, it's all over, mommy?
It doesn't matter. Fuck with him.
Don't fuck with him.
I don't fuck with him either.
Battery telling people a battery terminal now. That'd be good. I think
Is that better charge the batteries right? Oh, yeah
You make batteries level class coffee. We don't have any profit
That's fucking unusual. Don't have copper.
What has happened?
Never really cleaned copper.
What has happened?
Mommy why?
How do I replace the battery in my scanner?
You press R.
Really?
Yeah, holding your hand.
You press R.
Oh.
Let's give you another battery.
Dude, I was genuinely trying to figure that out for so long.
Those old charge the battery, really.
Let's go lead charging now.
That's neat.
I remember that from the first game I ever enjoyed this.
Walking neat, mate.
Dude, Kappa is killing us.
Give me more.
More!
The Kappa shortage needs to be studied.
Mr. Evil, I guess then.
I also really like the pacing in this game.
Oh yeah, it's nice.
I feel like you get to explore a bunch and you're like oh yeah there's a story.
You get reminded that you should be doing something.
Yeah.
Uh, do you want to go and do that?
Probably can do that.
You can come back and I'll bring a key back.
Yeah, I'm gonna say, I've been like 30 hours.
Alright, let's go to that beacon.
Beacons!
Uh-oh.
I've been through Maxing lately.
You're going to wait for my torch.
You're trying this to completion? Well the game is still on early access so there's not really
a goal right now. Oh I guess that kinda is, but not really in the traditional sense.
Oh! Oh! Woo!
Copper.
I found Ruben.
Oh!
Oh he's biting me.
Hey, so you found some. You hear that?
So, close. Everybody get your flares ready.
Get them away from the kids.
Two! Two of them!
Hey! Oh, Mala!
Uh-oh.
Get it? Such a surprise.
That'd be sugar, too.
Up nibbling on my toesy.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, a big lad!
There's a lot of lead down there.
Damn.
That's what that creature's guarding.
And quartz, too.
This is where it is. The letter quartz.
There's lots of light down there, aren't there?
I couldn't have known that by the light if I was.
I couldn't possibly have a flashlight.
There's so much, though, in this area.
What the fuck there's so much all, that's specifically the nodes.
Scan!
It's a noise.
Help!
Help!
My book!
My book!
Stop it!
You look like a disheveled miner in Uruguay.
What do you think of that?
What?
What do you think I do?
Why Uruguay?
You're a strange man.
There
Welcome aboard
I'm going to make 10 glass just so that we can get some of the coolest cause we got
quite a little quartz
hmm? did you see that one?
you look crazy
yeah I'm kind of nervous, I'm being a little crazy
hey there's glass on the floor
what? what?
there's glass there, you just dropped it on the floor?
oh that's not right
That is you.
Who else could it be?
What me?
I'm gonna have to make...
Look, I really love...
I love the Leviathan.
I love it. I really do.
Perhaps you can move it in the room with Noah.
You hate me.
Why do you think that?
You hate me.
I just, we just really need the roof.
And I love the Leviathan. I do. I'm older than anyone really.
I've been telling Shadow about how much I love getting jumpscared and I don't like it.
You don't like it.
Love it. Yum yum yum. Love the Leviathan.
You don't like it!
Lett.
I'm bombin steak.
Look how much snow they've had through.
They have much snow to fill.
More snow.
What are you laughing at?
What are you laughing at?
But I said crafting, it's just feeling good, isn't it?
You're laughing at me?
The lighting here is pretty fucking tragic.
What?
The lighting in here is tragic.
Look, it's all some freaking lights.
What's exactly what I'm doing?
it's up to us to put the lights now it's not our night no got bloody copper I
hate copper so much why is everything needed yeah and it's like three copper
nodes pop was the roof crashing out all right crashing out there's no copper
there's no copper there's no copper in the world
ridiculous
Bangarangga, Bangarangga, Bangarangga
I, I, I, you wrong for me
What?
I, I, I, I don't have to do it
Why, why are you, why you hate?
Blind hate?
Yeah, I'm not scaring you
Dude, maybe move the Leviathan so you put more lockers here?
Yeah?
What the f...
Isn't that like cool?
No!
No?
What the f...
I thought it was really cool.
I thought you know his hatred.
Cause I know...
Hatred the Iron Mask story.
Hatred.
Hmm, better wait for him to know.
This is what I was looking for.
Loaded them here.
Right.
I don't wanna make this.
Oh shit.
What?
We need copper bad.
Dude, we need copper so bad. Everything in this game needs copper. You somehow make a steak and it needs copper. I don't understand. It's ridiculous.
Copper steak!
You breathe and it's like, actually that's gonna be three copper a minute.
We should do the electrification, that is true. However, we don't have the blue brain.
We're gonna explode enough I guess.
We should be exploring.
I'll be the next time we approach it.
Yes.
Should be the one on the base next to all?
I don't think so.
And it's so fun.
I mean, I'm already getting the loop of like exploring, looking around, grabbing the materials.
It's so nice.
And I'm already missing Kappa.
It's just like the first game.
Beautiful.
It's just like the first game.
It's just like the first game.
I'm already missing copper.
Why did you change the recipe?
What?
I'm still knowing of one cause.
Aston's.
Aston's.
of them.
British man colonizes the ocean on the alien planet, I lock in, you would want to be with
me, because I would get shit done for us.
Me?
Yeah, we is in the chat, and the people.
Chat.
It's got the PC having a stroke.
Yeah, occasionally, I guess, I guess it's, you know, it's only accessing some of the
rooms and lighting effect.
Well, I'm burning it.
I've also got it on light.
Well, actually, I didn't say it, but I had it on max settings, 4K.
You did?
Like 144 FPS.
Low graphics is stable.
low graphics is stable also yeah probably wise to be right
I'm pretty sure we like and like recache
all right I mean that's a pretty good place to for me to call it tonight I think
Yes, save the game.
This game is too good.
I'm excited to jump into this again.
Like, it's so like, it's the hottest thing ever
because I can tell I'm gonna be addicted
but I know I gotta wait, you know?
I gotta wait for it to get a little bit more out
or like get the story wrapped up a little bit.
might not wait. I know you're not gonna wait but I think I might. But it's so good. It's exactly
what I think I wanted which was one but more and with multiplayer. Yes. So I think when it's in
the full release it's going to be so so good man. There's just a bit too much water though. I really
I feel like they're missing some more ground sections.
I think we can do it a little bit more.
I need more copper.
Ah, we need more, actually, so much copper.
Where the fuck is the copper?
Where is it?
Well, if we had a scanner, we could find it easy, but we don't.
Sure, sure. We'll get it, we'll get it, we'll get it.
We'll get it soon.
I have it in my plate too.
Okay, well, that's so good for your world and your friends.
My world is great.
Well, thank you for playing with me. I'll save again, just to be sure.
Have fun.
No, thank you. This game is so goddamn good. It's peak. I can already tell it's going to be so good when the full release.
That's why I couldn't wait till you got home.
Yeah. Yeah, I understand. It's very fun. I also understand why you put 10 hours. I'm glad I physically am tired and need to sleep because I would sink another...
another 10 easily yes yes me too all right well thanks for sharing with me I'll
leave you to it I hope you have a good evening and get some rest okay I will I
hope you have a good evening and you sleep well all right bye
Chaaap! Guess what?
Chachachach guess what guess what
I'm going to oosleep because I've been streaming too long
and I've been on 13 hours and I'm turning into
pumpkins!
But you know what that means I'll be back
tonight cause we're gonna dig some holes with
tonight. We're gonna take some holes with Michi tonight. Michi's playing pragmatop.
Well guys, thanks for hanging out with me. I love you guys so much. Thank you for spending
13 hours and 35 minutes of your day with me, and I will be back tonight for another fun stream
Thanks for being patient and thank you for not forgetting about me after me not streaming for 69 days
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