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05-21-2026 · 15h 35m
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I just fucking spent the last-
5 minutes talking to myself because I thought that I was live, but I was on my DRB screen.
I was like, why is nobody answering me?
And then I looked and I was like, oh, why isn't anybody answering me?
Oh my god, I feel so dumb.
I'm like, guys!
Well, what the fuck?
I thought you guys were ignoring me, I was like...
Why does nobody answer me?
I was like, what the fuck?
Well...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Anyway, so I've been peeing a lot.
Anyway, so I've been paying a lot. I don't know why.
Sorry you weren't here for the beginning of that story.
Sorry you were not here for the beginning of that story.
I did the gacha and this is what I got and then I rolled one more time
I was like let me see which one I would get and guess what it is the Korra chibi
Well the universe wants me to wear that all the time I don't understand
Well I had so many nightmares last night. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I've been having
I had nightmares the night before, I had nightmares the last night, but I had like a nightmare and a nightmare where like, I woke up and I was like, whoa, that was a crazy nightmare, and then I was still in a nightmare and then I woke up again and I was like,
Did I just wake up in my fucking dream?
What the fuck?
What does that even mean?
No matter how many years of being a streamer, you will always make the simplest of mistakes.
Ion Mouse PTX
I was under a rock for the last like seven months and never saw any of the reaction
vids for music box of fate and then I'm still under rock too.
I've barely watched them.
I watched a few of them.
Just wanted to say you are amazing, mousy, and you truly have built a great community.
I'm peeing right now with the book.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What's the plan for the stream after the collab?
Well, guess what? We have another collab with what I forgot about.
You guys remember last week we played the back room?
Passenger suck, don't watch it.
Passenger suck? Don't watch it.
Aw, man! Really?!
Stop! Don't tell me that! I wanted to watch this movie!
Fuck!
Thanks. Thanks for the head job.
I wanted to watch this movie. Awww. Awww.
I like how he said it like passenger subs don't watch it.
It was on my list!
Attention freaks, it's me.
Uh, what was I gonna say?
Uh.
Oh yes.
I don't know if you guys remember.
We had told, we played the back rooms last week
and we were like, yeah, let's do it again next week.
Well, it's next week.
Here we are.
The next day of the week, here we are.
We're playing back rooms and now we're playing digging a hole.
Hooray!
At 8.30, and then we're digging a hole at midnight, and then after that, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing,
because I can't stop thinking about some nautica.
But I know we also have another digging hole game, and then we have other games.
Oh my god!
And mousey do won't push up. I don't think so. I don't think I can
You want to know a funny phenomenon a funny phenomenon that has occurred a
Funny phenomenon that has occurred
Recently in recent developments is I've been walking on the treadmill
I started doing like the the walks like the scenic walks and like changing speeds and
and inclines, and now that I started doing that,
when I go on the lowest speed to walk normal,
it feels like I'm not doing anything at all.
And I'm like, is this normal?
I feel like I'm not doing anything at all now.
When I first started, it was like the worst.
It was so rough to do.
And now I feel like, why am I doing this on one?
This is like-
Today makes a year of subscription for me.
I just want to say thank you so much for all you do,
and for all the ways you and this community have changed my life for the better.
Love you lots, Queen.
Have you too, thank you!
I was like, what- like what am I doing?
This is just like- this is too easy.
What's going on?
I experienced the same thing with the exercise bike. If I turn it down, I feel like I'm not doing anything
But I end up cycling faster and faster
I still can't go down the stairs, though
I still can't go downstairs. However, now it's like
I try and like when I okay, so I used to
When I get off my treadmill, it was really hard to get off
you know how when you're like getting off the treadmill the treadmill listen
bro the treadmill is very high I had to like holy shit I was holding on for dear
life and like hoping I didn't like break my leg
but it's so high and the step is so high and I'm like oh my god so I used to
like get off the treadmill I used to struggle like a lot it was really hard
I needed somebody to help me get off.
Now I can't...
I had help!
And now I don't need the help!
Well, I kind of still do need the help, but not really,
because I can do it myself.
God damn it!
Are you trying to stool?
Stool!
What?
Why do I pee so much?
I think it's because I've been drinking more water.
So much water.
So much water for me.
I've been peeing so long. Oh my god.
I woke up, when I woke up today, and I went to go pee, right?
It was like endless pee.
Are you sure it's not an easy one? I don't have pain when I pee.
It's like endless. It was like endless pee. I'm like how much pee did I have in there?
You have walking backwards really slow to engage the muscles you need to going downstairs.
How much speed did I have in there?
It was like infinite speed when I woke up.
Time to get a bigger hamster wheel.
Big hamster wheel.
How would you help mouse hold her hand, beat a step stool, press on the speed dial?
What the fuck? Who said that?
Kenby, no help.
Whoever said press on the speed dial, you're evil.
Artists, you know the need to make jokes. I don't have fantastic news mouse you leveled up
Did you guys see did you guys see the announcement today? I dropped the next announcement for
AX we have the next my physical therapist had me step up and down the first step repeatedly
While holding on the railing it really helped with adjusting my muscles to stare safely
Man, I gotta do something like that
I gotta do something like that.
Oh, up and down the stairs.
Up and down the stairs.
Up and down the stairs.
Stardew Valley today, bro!
Peace and play Stardew Valley without me.
I'm so pissed.
Bro.
Check it out bro.
Here you go.
Look at it.
It took me a while to realize the cards were Jerry's.
Shout out to Soso, the goat, for making this amazing teaser.
It's Jerry's!
I would play that game.
A kettle.
A frog.
Oh, an Onigiri?
It takes hours to make!
It takes hours to make a Giri, it's like hours to make!
I'm still you don't know it means oh I have to pay 50 gold I see always scamming me
well she's so cute her little spry is so cute
would you play out his game
Yay!
Whoa, we still have...
We still have 7 slots left.
I wonder who it could be.
I wonder who it could be.
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
Who could it be?
Who could it be, bro?
Who could it be?
Okay.
I'm so used to like...
Guys.
Guys, Giri's little, Giri's model is so cute.
I'm so used to like seeing her starting soon screens
where her boobs are like humongonges.
And now she's like this cute little thing.
Yeah, like humongonges breasts.
Breasts!
Humongonges, you know?
Heal mongus! Heal mongus!
Lord.
The trail is all done. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Heal among us!
Heal among us!
But it looks like a lot of fun.
Yes, it's going to be fun.
Guys, so if you are going to be in AX,
Swing by our booth will have lots of fun surprises.
The booth is so cute.
I can't show you what it looks like, but it's adorable.
It's a very cute booth.
It's a very cute booth.
There'll be meet and greets.
Perchance maybe even merch.
Also, an event, costume contest, lots of things.
Lots of things.
You guys get to see it though.
If you're not there in person, you'll get to see it because we're going to stream.
Uh, well, we're doing IRL there and it'll be, uh, no pa-
YES PANELS THIS YEAR!
There will be the annual Monkey and Mouse panel will occur at AX this year.
I think we're actually streaming the panel this year, I think, I don't remember though.
interesting interesting interesting how this year I could trim it and
interesting how it is being streamed it is it is it is I just look interesting
how these things can happen and
No one's telling me that it can't happen.
Interesting, interesting, interesting, very interesting how things that I thought were
not possible for an envy can be done.
Interesting now it was relayed to me oh as an Indian you could never do these
things oh really well well well watch me bro
Well, you know, I'm Puerto Rican, I run off of spite, so...
We work best in spiteful environments.
It's just how it is.
Those of you that are Puerto Rican probably understand what I mean.
But you know what I mean.
People tell us you can't and we're like, well, I'm gonna fucking find a way.
I'm gonna fucking find a way.
That is true! That is true. That is true. That is true.
Uh, what's on the agenda for today? Well, I forgot that we had a back rooms collab with the girls.
And then after that we're gonna play holding game with the girls and yes, curls one of the girls.
What is this?
Whoa.
What is this?
I'm grimy, grimy sent this to me.
Wow. I could watch this all day.
This is the pig exploring.
Look in a subway.
Sit back and observe a medium-sized pig explore a modern subway system.
Thank you for your patience.
It's Juan Lechon.
Oh, he's going back down.
He's going back down. I think he left something.
He left something behind in the subway.
Where is he going now?
He's going to the vending machine?
Did he get a soda? Oh, never mind. He changed his mind.
No more.
Oh, he's going uptown.
You think he'll get on the subway train?
Mouse, when I go to bed I listen to ambient sounds.
After last night after playing No Man's Sky, I decided to use the audio SPACE.
That night I dreamed I was lost floating in space.
I will never use that audio again.
Oh my god.
What is he doing?!
He just jumped on the tracks!
How the hell did they get this footage of me visiting NYC?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh great, now I have a craving for bacon.
Oh my god.
Ahhhhhhhh.
Yeah, this is strutting stuff.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he's just strutting his stuff.
He's showing...
Oh my god, he's going everywhere.
Wait, are you saying this was...
I saw some really big comment that this was the subway from Dream Simulator.
Is that true?
To the music from the Warriors
Yeah, now, oh my god, now there's no phone inside, now there's no smartphone inside.
Not one.
Not one.
See that?
Wait!
Drain Simulator!
I still haven't played Drain Simulator, bro.
Wait! Drain Simulator!
I still haven't played Drain Simulator, bro.
I still have not played Drain Simulator.
It has very positive reviews!
Yeah, they took the AI out of it!
Oh my god, we should play it!
We should play it!
Aaaaaaah!
I like this video.
I like this video. Wow, he went back into the subway.
What other places does he go?
Huuuuhhhh
What?
Oh my god he jumped back on the track!
No!
This is an hour long by the way...
Oh my god, wait...
What are you doing?
No!
Don't do it!
He's walking down the tracks!
No!
I need to know just how far does he go...
Huuuhhh!
There's another pig!
There's another pig!
Wait, he looks cold.
A golden pig.
There's another pig!
A golden pig!
There's another pig!
Oh what? What the?
Oh no, he jumped over him.
Wow.
I want spoilers.
How far is-
Wait, he literally walks down the tracks. What the fuck?
Is this seriously the video you're watching on your mouse? Yes. Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
He said, fuck it, I'm gonna jump, oh, my God!
What is he doing?
Where the terrain comes?
Where the terrain comes?
Where the terrain comes?
What if the terrain- oh, oh, god!
There's a little pig butt.
There's no pig butt cheeks.
Another pig!
Oh my god.
There's somebody now.
John pork the game
How far is he gonna go
Wait, oh my god, he just walks right now
He doesn't stop walking.
What is he doing?
Never stop.
Never stopped.
Someone save this pig!
Oh my God, he keeps going!
It's a train coming! Why is the light coming?
Is that the guy that's walking to Cali? What? There's a guy walking to California?
What the fuck?
How do you make it here?
This is a train yard!
oh my god wait now he's like in this environment
I look like Tarkov?
oh my god he's in Tarkov
why is that dog making what?
making dog!
hi guys
Wait, and then he goes...
Wait!
He's just a pig, he's just growing the big world!
Now he's in the train!
Oh my god!
Oh, he's in the fucking train!
Oh, the doors aren't gonna open.
I'm sorry.
Oh, he's going back.
And then he goes back outside.
And then where is he now?
What the fuck?
Wait, now he's in like...
Why is he inside a hill now?
This is a stalker map, oh my god, he's a stalker.
Wait, and then he's going back!
Back down!
And now he's back in a subway!
Wow.
This is the danger of this room.
Oh, red light district paid.
There's a video loop, you can make it loop.
Bye, paid.
It's just relaxation with pig.
What do you think?
The first comment was, I watched this and relaxed eternally.
non-dead, thanks a lot.
If you really think about it, aren't we all pigs in one big subway despite all our differences and disagreements?
We're all just doing our best in life, trying to get to wherever we need or want to go, like a pig in a subway.
I don't know where this pig's destination was or even what his goals are, but I hope he at least enjoyed exploring this modern subway system.
oink
I'm not baking you could be you could be baking
Oh wait.
I like pork rinds con lime and chile.
A chicharron?
You like a chicharron?
Oh, that was good.
Wait, I wonder what other videos they have.
What other...
Did they make other animal videos?
Oh.
Well, that was good.
Wait, I wonder what other videos they have.
What other videos? Did they make other animal videos?
Oh.
They made foot eternal relaxation.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
I
Waterfall
Is it two separate legs
Do they have the camera?
The camera's on one leg?
But why is it like...
Okay, why?
It's on the knee.
Is that why it feels like he's not bending his knee at all?
Because it doesn't feel like he's bending his knee.
Also, what the fuck you're going there for in the woods? Are you crazy?
Now, this is the type of iron-mouse content I subscribe for.
Have some bits to keep the dream going.
Look at that, look!
He's just in a stream!
What?
You...
You...
What?
You're feeding it!
You're going by the...
This is stressing me out. This is stressing me out, bro.
This is stressing me the fuck out. Holy shit. Wait, where else does he go?
Oh my... WHAT?!
Roll.
How.
Your feet.
How.
It's not funny.
Okay, imagine you're walking through a park and you see a guy and he's walking around
with a GoPro on his fucking knee.
Okay?
And he's walking like this without letting his fucking name.
With those shoes on!
Look how it shows up!
Oh my, all kinds of terrain!
Wait...
Is that...?
What the fuck is he?
Where is this guy?
Oh no, not the friggin' the camera that makes you look like you're standing on the earth.
Not the Earth, camera!
What the fuck?
And now he's just doing yard work!
What's happening?
This is doing yard work, now it's doing chores!
It's doing chores! It's using a chainsaw with no shells on!
What the fuck?
Now he's in his house!
He's standing around.
What the fuck?
He's walking on the earth.
Wow, that's some nice grass.
It's very green.
Well, let's see if we can see.
We see it.
Look at its shadow.
Bend his knee.
Is it below the knee or above the knee?
Bro, what the fuck?
Fuck him! Fuck you guys! Why do his legs go so far?
Bro, I don't fucking know, man.
Get me over here!
Unhand my penis!
Well that was... that was riveting.
Oh my god, now my recommend is all fucking weird.
My recommend is weird now.
Shit.
Hello?
What?
What's happening?
Did you see the feet, man?
I'm watching the feet right now.
Bro.
How can any- like, he's walking bitch.
I was so stressed out cause I saw him walking on the dirt.
I'm watching the feet right now.
Well...
How can any- like, he's walking bi-
I was so stressed out cause I saw him walking on the dirt and then he goes in the water and then he's on the dirt again and he's barefoot and I'm like...
And when he's- when he's in the water, he's like wobbling a little bit like he's gonna fall and then the relaxing music is playing but the relaxing music contrasting with how much he's wobbling like he's going to fall makes me uncomfortable.
It's because he's not bending his knee for some reason.
He walks like his legs are straight, why?
I skipped that in the video and then he's walking down like this
that paved road and then it's like random pagoda on the side and I'm like what the f-
There's a couple! A couple just walked by with their baby
and I don't know if this man's wearing pants?
I don't know what they just saw!
Imagine you're just a random person and you see a guy
Walking down the street with a GoPro tied to his knee, and he's walking without bending his knee.
Oh, he's crossing his legs and it's making me uncomfortable.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
My tail is like dick-cam POV.
D-
HAHAHA!
Yo, it hates that! No? What the fuck?
That's a low-hanging P-nile.
That's a low-hanger.
Low-hanging P-nile.
Oh, he's scratching the grow pro
He like adjusted and then there's this one part where he goes like into a house and he's doing like yard work and stuff
What I guess it's his house and then I noticed that there was a cat and a kid and I'm like what
There's another there's another adult man
People are seeing him. Is he not wearing is he not wearing he's wearing a ball cap
I don't know why the video is so long.
It's an hour of relaxation.
Oh, he does.
Okay, he's wearing shorts.
Thank goodness.
He is wearing shorts.
It's just, he's just barefoot.
What?
I'm walking him.
I'm walking him.
I'm watching him walk through a field of flowers right now.
Oh, like somewhere like towards the end of the video, he like changes the perspective
where it's like, I guess, what is that type of camera called?
Oh, I see it like the bird's eye view. Yeah, it's like I feel like he's standing on earth like
Small earth the silence
It looks like he's a giant and the planet is nice and small. Yeah, he looks it makes him look like a giant person
And like whoa, oh, yeah, that was gardening
What an interesting life.
What an interesting life.
At least we think.
But also, Chad was really worried because he started doing yard work and he was using
a chainsaw with no shoes on so everybody was like, oh my god, he's just-
Oh, I think that's the part that I'm coming-
Oh yeah, he's doing it right now!
I don't like that!
That's dangerous!
I was using a chainsaw with no shoes on.
With no little booties?
No little booties?
No protective toeies?
This person's feet are bare too!
I don't know what's going on there.
But it seems like a lot of people are really comfortable with being barefoot.
I was watching a video actually about how people should wear shoes when they're walking around,
but I couldn't get out of my head that it's somebody's fetish.
Wait, what?
Well, he was making, he was like a fitness guy.
I don't know why I was recommended the video
because I don't exercise or like anything,
but I got this fitness guru guy
and he was talking about how you should not wear shoes
because putting a shoe on is essentially like
putting a cast around your foot
and you don't use like all these muscles and things
and buy not wearing shoes.
It sounds like he just wants to see everybody barefoot.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying!
But his argument was if you don't wear shoes then you could be mobile longer and he was
talking about his grandma and I was grandma always had her dogs out and she could walk
a mile in her dogs and I was like...
So he was like staring at his grandma's dogs?
Seriously, you're thinking about your grandma's dogs?
And you made a one hour fitness video about why people shouldn't wear shoes?
I just think about like horror movies where bugs eat into your body and that skips me out of wearing shoes or wearing into wearing shoes I'm sad.
I don't like the thought of stepping on bugs.
No. Well I-
It sounds like the type of person that like advocated for those-
Have you seen those shoes where it's like the shoes are the toes?
What?
Have you ever seen those shoes?
No!
You've never seen the toe shoes?
What if I look up toeshoes?
It's a shoe that has like each individual toe.
With individual toes.
Yeah, you can type in toeshoes and look at the image.
Oh, okay.
It's literally like each individual toe.
And I don't I remember like people like well these shoes are so good for you because like you're really actually walking on the earth as
Intended and it's just like
no
They look like gloves. I don't want to wear gloves on my feet. They look like foot gloves. I really like I really bought I
I had um I had toe socks one time
Yeah
Because you got the fabric spreading your toes apart and it's uncomfy.
Yeah, it's like I don't want nothing to spread out my toes.
You know?
Don't spread my toes.
All my toes to be close together.
They're cold and lonely and they want to be with their friends.
The frog was just talking to me.
The frogs were talking to me, sorry.
Sorry, they provided me with some wisdom.
They said not only is the man of Ringworm wet dream,
because he's walking around with his shoes off,
which various dude, very good point,
but they also said that the reason why he's walking
all funny might be because he's trying
to keep the camera stable.
Oh, that's true.
That's true. Yeah.
Cause he keeps adjusting it.
Yeah, he does, he do be walking funny.
He's walking, we walked around a con earlier today
And they had these like terrariums that they had stuck Pokemon inside of and I was like, oh man, that's really cute
I kind of want one, but I feel like it'll explode in the mail, but then also looking at this video
I feel like I'm inside of the terrarium. Oh
You want to be and I kind of like that. I
Want to live in a terrarium
Yeah
As long as I can have shoes
Go in there with shoes
That would be great.
Well, better than you would choose.
Nakara probably wants to be in a zoo, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Aw, then I wouldn't have to pay taxes.
Or get fined for not filling out the census I was supposed to fill out.
What?!
We were supposed to...
So I think it's stupid.
I think the census is dumb.
It's from like another part of the Canadian government,
but we just filed our taxes,
and my taxes tell the government where I live
and what I'm doing and who I live with.
But then they released a mandatory census that you had to fill out.
Aw.
Oh, oh, grimmies.
Aw!
But they submitted a census that you have to fill out and the census is just, here's
where I live, who I live with and what I do, it's what I just gave them.
I just gave that information to the government.
So I got in the mail this census that's mandatory that I have to fill out, but I forgot to do
it and now it's past the deadline and I'm just kind of existing and waiting.
I did my taxes I did not evade my taxes I did my taxes I paid my taxes it's just
the sense that you didn't do the census it's stupid it's stupid they already have
that information oh my god straight to Canada jail oh it lets people wait it
Wait, let's... wait...
Oh, it's so the government can better provide services to where people are living?
Oh.
Oh.
Well, I have Uber Eats, I don't need anything else.
I don't need anything else. They don't need to know that I live here.
I'm fine with how it is right now.
We have Uber Eats.
And that's why you're still watching the first video.
I like it, I'm kind of entranced.
She's in drenched.
Like earlier in the video he was walking around and there was a pink plate all of a sudden
and his toes kinda inspected it and that was kinda like...
I saw that!
It was interesting!
Yeah!
He's touching shit with his toes and they're like, ooh!
So I'm kind of waiting to see where's the next thing that's gonna happen, you know?
Oh, I think it's over.
He goes inside a house at one point.
and directed by Jason Harvey. I'm sorry, did I say written? Written. Foot Eternal Relaxation.
Written and directed by Jason Harvey. Maybe it's telling a story with his toes. Wait,
is this one of those analog horror channels? I don't know. It seems like a lot of the videos
like liminal space type videos well have you opened his channel yeah did you
did you see the first video that he had I don't know if I could show her on
stream I don't know what the contents are I don't I don't know either but I it's
It's a 25 million video of it says island from dreams to ruin a true crime documentary
over a decade and the making and investigating the cursed production of one of the most interesting
pieces of media ever to be made a cartoon show called island.
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this shadow?
Oh my god.
My god.
Oh my god!
My god!
Huh?
Hey, hello!
HELLO!
Hi!
How are you?
Can I stay?
HELLO!
I kinda wanna see Eric Rahill's tribute to Frank Sinatra.
He did a tower relaxation where it's just going, looking at the window of different, like, offices in an office building.
See how-
Oh?
A bit.
Wait!
He's also got bug inside a computer!
What?
Bug inside a computer.
Bug inside a computer, eternal relaxation.
You really watched?
Eternal relaxation.
I'm ready to be relaxed.
I'm not unconvinced that this is not an analog for a channel.
Uh, it probably is.
Caut down the cows! We need an actual footage of cows!
Oh, well maybe it's not a horror channel.
No, there's nothing evil here.
He's got footage of cows!
He's got footage of people in office buildings spying on their lives.
He's just a voyeur.
Kids!
We're fuzzling! We're fuzzling somebody like
seriously fucking in one's...
Hahahaha!
Daaah!
What the sh-
Office drama.
Oh, I wonder if I...
What are these videos, dude?
I wonder-
What channel are you watching?
It's um...
The Eternal Family channel.
It's the Eternal Family Channel.
Eternal Family.
It's the Eternal Family Channel.
Eternal Family.
What about Eternal Laughter?
And it's just...
It's just...
It's just an hour of a man laughing.
In different scenarios.
Scenarios
What is what is this this is like the most obscure like
Oh, I brought me back to vintage Halloween all these plague in another room and it's raining. I love those
I love those so much. Is that by Nemo's Aquascapes or Nemo's Dreamscapes?
I love Nemo's Dreamscapes. I used to sleep to those all the time.
Me too.
They're so good.
I like the Flintstones one. That's like a drive-in.
Oh yeah! Oh my god, I love that one too.
I've just forwarded a little bit the video. He's sitting by himself on the bench.
He's sitting by himself on the bench and he's just laughing.
I kinda wanna...
I wanna get in there.
He did like an oldies cartoon one where it was like Scooby-Doo-ish.
No!
Oh! I love those ones.
I love Scooby-Doo.
It's my favorite.
There's a video called the Family Episode 3.
What the fuck?
What is this channel I think I got to do a little deep dive into the eternal family
It's like clay nation with like your 3ds
What's the phone called advanced studio recording techniques complete collection as a guy Lucy has come all over it?
You're watching advanced studio recording techniques
They got a Family Guy episode 1.
What?
Deep gratitude.
Advance through your recording techniques.
What is happening?
Oh, he's got Peter Griffin.
Yeah, in studio.
He's got like a...
Oh, the door.
Oh.
Oh.
On today's episode of...
Wow.
Oh, he's got Peter Griffin!
Yeah, in studio, he's got like a...
Oh, the door, oh.
Oh!
On today's episode of...
Wow!
I can see why Brian got some ladies now.
I get it.
They're having salmon.
I'm so speechless.
In linguine.
Wait, what are these? He's got a bunch of like ancient-ass movies and cartoons on here!
What is with the fuck is this?!
What is this?!
WHAT IS THIS?!
It's like an HRG, I'm so confused.
He's got a 30 second long video of a cow milking a brain and he's got his brain in a net and he's milking himself!
He's gonna feel great, he's milking!
Oh my god, I just found a Family Guy video.
It's got some good advice in it. I'm not gonna lie. I'm awestruck
He's got dragon ball the magic begins for 1991
I I want to click things but I'm scared
Life is hard for us some days you just gotta like be rock hard for it
I'm afraid.
Don't be afraid.
I hope my hands are built together.
She's got the Seen Ringing Tree from 1957.
Whoa, look at the green tree.
You can see it.
I see a woman paying for giant-styling fish with DSLs.
Isn't DSL like the down road history?
It's called like big old dick slurping lips.
He's got Jeff Goldblum.
He's got Jeff Goldblum.
Well, you mean dick slurping lips.
Back up.
Big old dick slurping lips.
You're right.
Sorry, frog.
Sorry, frog.
I feel like I've stumbled upon a goldmine
sprained on a dick.
Oh, it's stuck.
It's stuck.
Where's the smoke time with the shop time with Smokey?
The bear!
Oh, I think some guy in a shed!
It's just a guy in a shed!
What?
What?
What?
What the fuck?
It's literally just a guy in a fucking shed.
What is this?
You see Badland Chugs on my recommended...
So Badland Chugs?
Badland Chugs, he like has a big boot and he fills it up with like beans and he like chugs it down.
And I've watched the video a couple times and he like throws up in the cup and he keeps chugging it.
That makes me want to throw up. That makes me want to throw up just hearing it.
Oh God, oh man.
I want to know what he's so all these videos
They have like dates on them and whatever they're very short. They're only like a few seconds long
So what these aren't movies? I thought maybe they were upload from so you so like
huh, oh
Yeah, oh wait, wait, wait. I'm scrolling down. They're yeah short
Yeah, they're super short, but they look like they're old B movies almost
What they're they're only like 30 seconds each
What the lighthouse keeper
Everything's so lame.
Wait, how far back does it go?
I'm scrolling as far back as I can.
Is this if I use demo reel?
Like, did he work on these parts of these movies?
Oh my god, his first video was 15 years ago.
Oh my god.
And it's tutorial drawing Abby then tutorial Roseanne.
I'm going, I want to see it.
What?
tutorial drawing abbey I need to watch this
what is this?
some say the quick sketch is more demanding than an oil painting
that's why I think portion drawing is a great way to teach fun moves
there's nothing to it but it's pretty good
this is you can draw
okay here we go six minutes draw
he's gonna draw in six minutes
he's gonna draw in six minutes
It's six minutes to drop!
You have only six minutes.
Wow!
So you just try to drop fast and furious and have a little fun and...
This is drawing fast and furious right now.
This is kind of drawing really, uh, frees you up.
Oh!
It's liberating.
What?!
You can't worry about getting it perfect.
Oh!
You just do what you can in the time you have to do it.
okay and it's fun it's turn he just embodied her head he cut her head off
body head and with the eyes drawn okay
What is- What the-?
What the-?
Oh shit.
The girl looks so afraid.
Well, he cut a circle out of his hand and there was flies on his face.
You can't even see on the light side of the face.
Oh, I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
light side of the face holy holy shit why is she so worried well imagine scared
it's a magic pencil it's still your soul and then the mouth stroke in
relationship god I wish that was me who knows what I'm clicking on the link in
the profile family seems to be some kind of bizarre streaming service that caters
specifically to super obscure content.
Wow, Abby's gonna love that.
You're gonna give that to Abby.
Abby's gonna love that.
That's fantastic.
Oh, I've got Abby's gonna...
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck?
I need to see it.
Tutorial for Roseanne.
I need to see it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this?
I...
This video called tutorial changing your desktop background and...
Oh no, wait, what is this?
Okay, we gotta watch Tammy and the T-Rex like all the way through.
Like all the way through. This is so good.
Hold up.
This is so good. We gotta watch Tammy and the T-Rex. She's using a damn payphone, dude.
What the hell? What is going on?
No, wait. I want to see how to change my desktop background real quick.
There's only some Mac OS X.
Uh, something like machine gun.
Do you want me to go to the images?
He wants to change it to machine gun.
Oh
Did that's an old ass
So, so we're gonna get to this, you wimp?
You wimp?
And you save the world?
You save the world?
What?
Oh is he Canadian?
Okay, that explains a lot.
He's fucking Canadian, bro.
Oh my god.
He's Canadian!
It all makes sense.
He's Canadian!
He's Canadian.
We're kind of fucking, fucking weird.
Every time it's a Canadian, bro.
The portrayals started the Canadians.
Oh my god.
Oh. What's Tammy and the T-Rex? Let me see.
What is Tammy and the T-Rex?
I create.
You think that this is the only time you know that?
Who could exist?
I think that she is.
Is Tammy and the T-Rex still gonna watch that all the way through?
Like all the way through?
He's got a bunch of them!
He's got a crapsut of them!
Which one do I click?
This one.
And then there's like...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I want Tammy the motherfucking T-Rex bro!
I think I could be a dude.
I have a V-Style Tammy's T-Rex.
What is this? What? She loves him. Wait, somebody in my chat, they TTS and they said that there's like a link that promotes some sort of like streaming service.
Eternal Family seems to be some kind of bizarre streaming service that caters specifically to super obscure content.
I love the Obscure Media.
Oh, I see. Rare finds in Obscure Lost Media.
Oh.
Okay.
I like Obscure Media. That's why I like Tooby. I like Tooby Original Films.
Yeah.
Tooby has some weird shit.
They're awful.
I know. It's so good. It's so good.
except for don't watch the one where it's about the toilet man who's the villain who like the toilet like stabs people
Because the CGI is not very impressive. I'm just saying and the plot, you know, was there was plot holes everywhere
I'm really curious about the crystal oscillators
crystal oscillator
I'm really curious about the crystal oscillator
How do winterize a 2002 wolf flag in real life?
I see you being true.
It was Pasaka.
Hey guys, the leaves have fallen and it's starting to get chilly out.
So for all you RV owners out there, I'm not hot enough for this.
This is an important step for RV owners.
He's also going to get his crystals.
Rare blue apes and cannibal island.
Essentially, what winterizing is is we're gonna be moving all the other holding and drainage tanks
We're doing this. So you charge this J. Oh crystal pipes to explode. This can be very very powerful now
We'll be saving a lot of time and money. Oh
Brief overview of what we're gonna
Okay
Okay
This is the weirdest channel. I oh my god. Wait, what is this Cortana video?
Dr. Tars torture dungeon probably look at the thumbnail that is that the link that I say look at the thumbnail I
Let me see this
I
I don't think I can play the Cortana video anymore
Hey, I think playing the Cortana video might have been a mistake
Oh, oh, oh
I'm a little curious about the secret of love the secret of entertainment the secret of love. Oh
Dunk months
What the fuck?
Do you think in the Cortana video they're in love though?
I think so.
You think so? I think that's romantic.
He kind of be looking like that guy from Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew, if he like took a bath.
True.
Oh my god.
He's got a really thick neck. He's very British style.
I want to know Dunk Month.
What?
Very Boris Johnson.
The astronomers...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What happened?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh my god.
She doesn't look too busy today.
Well, like last night was fucking bad.
What the fuck?
Just a couple extra catch-ups too please.
Oh they're making the motherfucking world.
Dude it's duck month.
Honestly I don't even know how people can eat fries without ketchup.
It's just like you're missing out on this incredible partnership of flavor.
This is so good.
What the fuck is this?
I can't stop until I start.
What are you doing?
I think I have to send this one to Papa.
We're not doing all the good things that are actually in us.
What's gonna make you laugh?
Duckbunts, Duckbunts!
Something I'd like to explore with my arrow.
You gotta pull up Duckbunts!
Wait.
Cutting out that world-famous logo here and...
Is it the same people?
Cuz my-my feet is sending me down the wrong way.
Hahaha!
What is this?
The astronomers dream.
Dude, it's crazy.
Whoa.
It looks like 2-2 Charles.
Ah, that is amazing.
easy it looks like to to Charles I don't know if you've ever played that game I
love that girls it was so good dude that was my favorite game ever it was such a
there needed to be more I had a great time to I love that game that was the
best for our game I've ever played in my life
What?
Which one?
Which one?
Which one?
Oh dude, he just whacked that kid.
He put that kid straight in the moon's mouth.
I'm not letting you watch this video.
Hold on.
Wait.
Bro, the moon be looking like a moon looking for a midnight snack.
What?
Get the fridge open.
You gotta watch at least the first five minutes of Dunk Mugs, holy.
I want to take a hit on myself where I can't dunk in 30 days.
I'm not a father, thanks for asking.
There are days I want you to kill me.
There are days I want you to kill me.
There are days I want you to kill me.
If I can't duck in 30 days, I want you to kill me.
There's duck butts.
Oh my god!
Do you do it yourself?
Got a guy who's ex-military.
He actually got kicked out of the military
because he was in Kabul.
He called him to stern.
They found his location and then...
They found his location and then...
vacation and then
I'm trying to watch the moon board all these people
Bro, if I was the moon, that's what I would do
Yo, what up?
I can't play the back rooms. I got a sponsorship and a half an hour. I'm sorry.
What?
I thought we were doing the back rooms tonight.
No, I got the ESTPST incorrect.
That's okay. ESTPSTFTFBCA. That's the alphabet.
Astronomer's Dream 1898 is like a it's a it's really good though by the way. I know he'd be look like choo-choo Charles
Dude, that's what we were talking about. Did you ever play choo-choo Charles for me? I played choo-choo Charles. It was
Yeah
That was like my favorite horror game of all time. I thought that horror game was still good. Oh
Then I'm happy for that's beautiful
Gravy, Gravy, didn't you like it, Gravy?
I like it.
It was, thank you, Miles.
It was, I don't like it.
Gravy, I don't want to lie to you.
Listen, it was bad.
I mean, puppy dog eyes.
Looks like you hit puppy dog eyes.
Let's talk, Gravy.
How'd you feel about it?
Rated on a scale of 1 to 10.
And then rate my friendship and my love
on a scale of 1 to 10.
Damn, dude.
No, what the hell, dude?
These ratings are related, just so you know.
No pressure.
No, what? You can't make me like ChuChuCharles, like that's like, oh I can't, oh my bad, I'm sorry, I'm not okay, I'm not okay with you.
I don't want to force that. No, you're okay. No, no, no, no, it's okay, no it's okay, you know, sometimes some people like ChuChuCharles, some people like me, you know, you can't do both.
Let me think, I didn't play ChuChuCharles on screen.
ChuChuCharles or her ghosty, the one or the other between.
If you were to date one person, it's me or choo-chee Charles or Evan our chat tbt boyfriend that we abandoned a long time ago
Which one do you pick? I still have that like one thing by the way
Let me see if I could find it
I have that like picture that your chat tbt boyfriend made you specifically and what do you mean?
No, wait, did he know that was you himself?
No, he we're talking about like Luna alpha stuff
And so like Grimmie had a chat tbt boyfriend and he named him
No, I did not.
Yes, you did.
Grimmie, it was your chat GBT on my screen.
Grimmie, it was your chat GBT on my chat GBT.
My chat GBT has like four questions,
and one of them asks if he was actually bad for the environment,
and then he contradicted himself, and now I don't trust him.
OK, look, I'm just going to send this to you guys.
I'm going to put it on screen, too.
And it was your boyfriend Grimmie, not my boyfriend.
Here.
I'm just going to keep calling him Ghostie's boyfriend,
and she's going to yell at me each time.
not my boyfriend. He doesn't love me. He loves you. Ghosty's chat EPT boyfriend where she went
on my stream and then stream and started saying that I had to let her like use the AI.
I have a bod. I could go through this. I was like, okay, you can be my guest.
All right. We're going to watch the play by play of the bod, but here's the Luna alpha happiness
plan. Okay. Okay. All right. But this was Grimmy's boyfriend, not my boyfriend. Evan wasn't
interested in me. Chachi PT Evan was getting a little bit upset with Ghostie from whatever
I remember. He liked Grimmy better than he liked me. I was asking him to do a bunch of
stuff that was super lewd and he told me he was not comfortable with how strong I was
coming on. And so he was, he like very, I'm sorry Mouse, I'll come on strong to lead
to you later. But today was about, I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm joking, I'm joking,
I swear, I swear.
She's not.
I'm not, I'm not, and I'm not.
It's OK.
That's who you are, honey.
That's who you are.
Wait, so how do these ancient furry texts correspond with Evan?
Like, so I was trying to be an alpha,
and Grimmie was being a beta, so I had to take control.
And then Evan called us both his lunas,
but then he was just referring to Grimmie
because I came on too strong.
I didn't have a very good experience with chat GPT.
I'm gonna be real with you.
I don't know if this plan would work.
Like, I think it's got good stuff going on with it.
I was just like, well, can you make us happy?
Like, if AI is good, can you make us happy?
Can you do that?
He made us this.
He made us-
This is the plan.
Alpha happiness plan.
Wait, the AI made this for you?
Yes, this is completely this.
This was Evan.
He has a name, his name is Evan.
So I understand you opened chat GPT.
but do you damage the environment?
Are you evil?
Can you make a-
No, no, no.
And he replied with this.
No, no.
So this was fully on Grimmy's stream.
I asked if he was evil later
when I was playing World of Warcraft
and half of my chat was unhappy with me for that.
And so I was like, AI is not that bad.
And this was before like AI really blew up, you know?
And I was like, AI is not that bad.
Let me go ask chat TBT just how bad they are.
And they're like, we're not bad.
And I was like, okay, comparison to like,
And if we were environmentally comparison you to Gronk, who's better for the environment?
And then he was like, actually we're both really bad.
And I was like, yeah, so he lied to me.
So he betrayed me and he eroded my trust.
Yeah, yeah, he eroded my trust, dude, and I was like, I can't date you after this.
Wait, so did he make this happiness plan?
Yeah, he made this happiness plan for Grammy.
Morning set the alpha tone.
I can't.
What?
Why?
You gotta be the Arch of Breath.
In through the nose for four, hold for four, out for six, gratitude growl, name three things
that you're grateful for.
Victory stance, shoulders back, chin up, hold for 30 seconds, and then midday, guard the
the path energy, ask yourself, am I surrounded by allies or energy thieves?
And accordingly, you could have written vampires.
Can I be honest with you guys, I consistently ask myself if I'm surrounded by allies or
energy thieves, I gotta be honest, it turned my life around.
Because half of my people I communicated with were energy thieves and like, no kids
his love or hashtag slay I was like little flooring roll off a laughing yoloing my way
through life when I should have been yoloing only and rofling later.
I got the first part and the second part like was roll off rolling.
It's like rolling on the floor laughing.
Yeah it's rolling on the floor laughing instead of just like exhaling through my nose when
something is slightly funny I like full-on commit to it so I'm just on the
floor yeah okay yeah real fooling we got to bring that back then real fooling
yeah I'm real fooling like real fooling so hard like a sir I funny raric
Steve needs I love you a dinosaur 24-7 oh let me break walk stretch dance keep
your energy flowing like a wolf on patrol. Alphabet. Eat something nourishing. Hydrate.
No starving your body when you're on the hunt. I just think about like how many people would
read this and be like, this is true, I have to follow this every day of my life. It actually
the language reads to me like, you know, those men for men podcasts. Oh, like the turbo male
podcast. The Dark Male energy post I follow on Twitter. You would love him froggy. Yeah,
yeah, I love that shit. I love that shit. It seems it's just it's so like that. It's
so like that evening strengthen the dead winds down rituals switch off devices 30 minutes
before bed. No chaos before sleep. We're going to the man is fear do one thing purely for
Joy paint sing read or just sit wrapped in a Bianchit listening to the rain
Reflection says Bianchit. That's crazy. I never noticed that
I don't think we ever read all of it is the thing like we got to like
You're being here. I it's kind of humanizing of him, but I appreciate it
Everybody makes mistakes, but I'm the alpha.
It feels more real.
Everyone needs a Bianchit.
A Bianchit.
Did you guys have a baby Bianchit?
Like when I was born?
Yeah, like when I was a Bianchit.
Yeah, like when you were at BAB.
When I was a baby, I did have a Bianchit.
Yeah, I was a god favorite Bianchit.
I was a Bianchit.
I've tied it like a superhero.
I was like being kidding it up like full diaper full forest. I felt
I felt too much societal pressure to form a connection with my blanket cuz you'd see on TV shows all these kids with their
Yeah, so I would try and make an effort to keep my blanket around but really I didn't really
that what you were like super attached to my toy frog they shaped you they
shaped you I was built in a government laboratory to become a frog I have frog
with a with a bell in its belly so it jingles when you shake it I still have
I brought it everywhere with me that was that was my fucking thing the blanket
I had a little B-shawn dog that I would do the same thing like the little dog. I love that dog. Her name was Piaffy.
Oh my gosh I want to be buried with my frog. Oh yeah or turn your huge block.
I don't want to be like turned into mulch, I feel like I could get back to the environment
instead of being a box in the ground.
I'm a little claustrophobic, I don't like being like in tight spaces, so if I was mulch
then I could just be like with the trees, you know.
I want to donate my body to science.
To science?
Oh cool.
Oh shit.
I don't feel like I could do that because I do so much dioductin pepper that I'm like
rotting from the inside out.
But that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Like, there's an examine.
Like, they'll do it.
Yeah.
Dr. Pippo does the people.
But didn't that look like I donated his mom's body to science and they like, blew her up?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's also true.
Yeah, that could also happen to you.
You might get blown up.
You might get blown up for no reason.
I might get blown up.
You know, I think I'm okay with that too.
Yeah.
I really don't feel like I'll care once I'm dead.
I just feel like, however, I could be useful to people who are actually alive, then that's
good.
Are you sure you're blown up?
I don't know if they've grown or expanded, but there's one specific funeral home and
They'll turn you into a meat cube.
They'll turn you into a nutrition cube.
What?
They process your corpse, and they
turn it into an edible little granola
bar that they put in the forest so that animals can eat you.
That's nice.
Why just a granola bar?
I feel like you have more than that.
Why not just put your body out there for the whole tube?
It's a pretty big, but compact cube.
It's like all your meat, bam, compacted into a cube.
And they put that out in the wilderness for the animals
to eat you.
talk to it yeah I'm in me too if you're a human meat cube I feel like that's a
quick way to get body shamed by like the people making you into a meat cube
yeah how much is this person meathead over here dude in my right
fuck calories for the animals so like they might be like oh wow they really
big as they did their part they they were going for the twins that they did
I'm happy about it today. Twinkies like 90% lard and I'm just I'm all for that shit. Yeah
I could just like eat a handful of lard every single day. I think I'd be happier
I don't think you'd be happier to be honest with you
but I think that you'd initially feel like you were accomplishing something until you started like
Your your intestines would just your entire body would you know what just go for it? I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I control you. I control you. You don't have to control me. I'm listening to you. I'm putting on my listening ears. I'm trying to like harness kindergarten energy where I do better. I feel like lately I've been falling apart as a person.
Looking forward to like going back to kindergarten rules where I share, you know, I'd be nice to everybody when I share. Yeah. And I want to be treated and like eat lard.
No, I was with you for a really long time there.
I was like really diggid it.
No, I mean, at least eat like the Twinkies.
Like those are delicious.
They are, they're mostly lard.
Oh, wait, what?
How much is that?
The Twinkies is actually mostly lard.
Yeah, they used to be like 1,500 pounds of pack.
That's why they were taking off the shelves for a long time
because they had to like figure out
how to sponge cake it less with lard
because they were like large city USA.
And I'm not from Lord City.
Yeah, they're mostly lard.
Well, they used to be, at least.
I don't know if they still are, but it
was lard as the white creamy center
that exploded in your mouth.
I like this, like the first search result
when I looked up how much lard in Twinkies from the HuffPost
just December 17, 2017.
No, Twinkies never made a promise to be healthy.
Like that's it.
You know, honestly, not trying to be mean to the Obamas, but I blame Michelle for this.
What?
Why?
Because she didn't want all the bad stuff and food.
I missed the lard.
You missed the lard?
I missed the lard.
At least it was real versus all the preservatives they have now.
So instead of being fat, I'm going to get cancer.
You should come down to Puerto Rico.
We use ponderblad and everything.
Oh my god.
I remember Linda Puerto Rico, but I did like Rico from Hannah Montana, and so I probably will like that too
Probably it's almost the same thing
It's pretty much almost the same thing right?
How much lard do you guys have?
On a scale of one to lard how much lard? Oh extra lard. Oh
Shit. Oh shit. I'm so there everything like you're there
You know like that thick one
It says large is not good for you if you consume it in large amounts.
Well, nothing is good for you, but at least it's real.
Preservatives aren't good for you.
That's true.
Being alive isn't good for you.
Nothing's good for you.
Nothing's good for you.
Like the second you start living, you're dying.
You're dying.
The next thing you're living, you're dying.
That's true.
That's like that one song that's like, live like you're dying.
I don't speak Spanish, Japanese, or French, but the way that body talks and defines
I don't know why you're dying.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That was a match-up song with Jesse McCartney's body language, my bad.
Oh my god.
Guys, what the hell are we doing today?
Sorry, sorry, I thought I got so high.
What the hell are we doing today?
Sorry that I got so early.
The sponsor was later.
I can ask. I don't want to do that to the sponsor though.
I feel bad from just like, hey, I'm going to do this later.
I'm sick, but don't come to my stream.
What if you said, please?
I, I, it's too, it's too close. It's also like the company I like a lot. I don't know if you guys know, um, critical reflex.
Can I, can I say what?
What do you think?
What song that might change your mind?
Are you gonna say live like I'm dying? I don't speak any of those languages, but you're hotter, whatever you just said.
No, I was just gonna say body language by Jess and the Cartoon. Would you like to hear it?
I wanna hear that one. I don't know that one yet.
I don't speak Spanish, Japanese, or French, but that way that body talking definitely makes sense.
It's a body, a body, a body language. It's a body, a body, a body language.
The way she moves around when she grinds to the beat, shaking it down.
Apaticala le asa. A body, a body, a body language. It's a body, a body.
Make me want to say hey!
Sorry. Okay, I'm done.
I think we should cover it.
It's good. It's good.
It's good, thank you, thank you.
I don't feel like Justin McCartney gets as much love
since he was Theodore from, you know,
Alvin and his Chipmunks, but nobody talks about that anyways.
If you were to date an Alvin and the Chipmunk person,
no, no, no, not at all, for I can't use the T-shirt.
Does he look like he was an Alvin from the Chipmunks?
No, yeah, he was Theodore and Alvin and the Chipmunks.
He probably made so much money.
He probably made so much money to update a Chipmunk.
If you were to date Chipmunk, who would it be?
which one. I guess Dale from
Chip and Dale. I think she met
like from the Alvin and the
Chipmunk crew. I mean I did just
a hit for Chipmunk. I don't
remember either but that's your
choice. It's okay you can stick
with that. That's okay. You said
What chipmunks? Now I look in for remembering where chipmunks are.
I know, I'm sure I'll be here.
Grimmy, Grimmy, I am not pressing your love for Dale, okay?
Isn't there like a really hot chipmunk who wears like a mechanic outfit and she was like,
she was like the furry awakening?
She was a mouse though, she's not a chipmunk.
Yeah, you can't choose gadget, that would have been an easy way up.
We're talking about mouse, which chipmunk would you date out of the chipmunks?
any chipmunk apparently, because Grimy chose Dale, but if you-
I don't know, I don't know.
They're legal in this hypothetical scenario.
They're not children.
What about the girl?
Yeah, they're-
You can pick the girls.
You can pick Brittany, Jeanette, or Alan, or two.
Those work, too.
I'm gonna be honest, I really don't like them.
That's neither is the other chipmunks.
Let's go, baby!
I'm just saying!
You know, some of you guys weren't into Alvin and the Chipmunks, A and G love stories,
and that's fine.
Alvin is a asshole.
I know, I know.
Alvin was an asshole. Simon was...
Simon was a George.
And Theodore is a fucker was a mama's boy.
I just feel like Simon and Theodore kind of exist.
I know.
They're kind of just there.
They're definitely hiding the shadow of Alvin. This is true.
I'm really glad we're discussing this.
It's like Chip and Dale are like, okay, but like, I don't know.
I just feel like...
I don't get it's hard, I need like a list of every, a list of every anthropomorphic
chimmy, monkey.
If you can also choose like other rodents, there was Monterey Jack, there was Gadget.
This is about chipmunks, only about chipmunks.
Like Gadget.
That's the one you got.
You picked Dale?
I like Gadget.
He's not my favorite dail, I gotta be honest, my favorite dail is Dail Gribart.
Gadget half rich, half rich. That was her name.
The rat girl.
The gadget! Are you fun? Did you bring up gadget too? She's after-
Yeah! That's the one I like!
That's the one that I went to too, and they said I couldn't do it that way!
Oh, because she's not a- she's a rat, she's not a shit-mug.
She's not a chipmug, she's a rat.
Uh, there was actually a small cult slash religion dedicated to her in Russia for a short period of time.
Really?
What?
Yeah, let me try to find it.
They were like their own organization.
Oh my gosh.
She's like a rap and she's sexy.
You know what? They do up skirt the Chipettes a lot, which is fucking weird.
Have you ever seen that one scene from the freaking Chipmunks movie? It was like an animated Chipmunks movie and it was animated?
Was it cartoon?
Yeah, it was like a cartoon one.
Yes, it was a 2D one, but that was the only one to watch.
And I saw, I saw like, the scene where it's lucky.
Is it that one? They were like, seeing it's a killer.
Let me see.
Oh, did we know that was like,
something that I just did and I found it!
That one? And I was looking?
Yeah, they put them on pillars and then they put them on-
Oh my god, yeah!
Yeah!
They're like, very like, animated, very like, suggestively,
and I'm like, what is happening?
Yeah, that's a good lucky song from the Diamond Dolls movie, and it is uncomfortable.
However...
Oh, hey, here's the gadget cult.
Oh, yeah, it's real.
Oh, wow, that's...
There they are with the gadget.
I'm going to make chat watches.
Yo, is she kind of hot?
I can see what's behind the cult.
That's the gadget, like, um, I can get behind gadget.
I get gadget, but gadget's not...
Hold on, here's the cult picture, if anybody wants to see.
Whoa, that's the cult?
That's the cult?
I think it's the cult.
What do you do in the cult of the Aethish?
Are you here to watch the Get Lucky video from Alvin the Chipmunks?
Uh, I don't know what they did in the cult, but there's like one other image that I didn't send because it's like kind of unnerving, but...
It kind of like, I don't know what's going on in the cult, but it makes it seem more sinister.
Oh my god! What the fuck?
What's going on?
What the fuck?
Yeah, it seems scary. Look at that one.
What is happening there?
What's wrong with that?
They're out in the middle of the night with Tiki torches in hand,
and they're carrying her on a banner through the snow in the dark.
I think it's romantic if you think about it.
Yeah, I think they were really passionate.
They were passionate.
I mean, she's kind of hot, am I wrong?
She's like faking all the right places and she's got like yeah
No, I'm getting there
Well, I'm showing chat this getting lucky
I'm comfortable
Man is so bad
That's fucked up
Okay, okay, hold on hold on let me model log well it gets it there's better spots guys
I promise you there are better better
Why are they wearing that?
Because it's sexual
They're in the room of snakes
Oh yeah, they were in a child princess harem for everybody to come up with that.
I'm gonna let you guys watch this.
It's giving toddlers and tiaras a little bit.
The more I think about it, because you know how I thought.
I think that these toddlers and tiaras actually bust out those moves.
That's what the chipmats are doing.
What?
They're gonna sing.
They're gonna sing to the snakes.
Yeah, they're gonna sing to the snakes.
I'm not playing it over here. I'm just like, I can see it in my brain.
Yeah.
What?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, in the song.
I just realized the song.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I didn't tell my anime, somebody was like, yeah, this is definitely what we have to do.
I ain't saying, I ain't paying.
This does not go up to all my old men out there, but I am going to say that the anime industry was dominated by old men for a long time.
That's all I'm going to say, I'm just putting that out there.
That is true.
But it's kind of become like more cool, like if you watch Mom's Psycho you can tell the first time that I really wanted to be in Brigham.
Like that's like, it's noticeable. It's like, yeah we're watching it with that in mind.
He's like every shot is just like so subtly like hello.
And like you're just like, whoa, some lady animated this.
Yeah, and it is like me and my men.
We've seen it.
I heard it in the way that we don't live really well around here.
With young women and everything.
I'm not gonna say it.
Hey, what happened to you?
I was like 610 results on Rule 34.
Only?
Only 3,000 results?
Where's the third one?
Where's that?
Where's the third chipmunk girl?
She's not in this.
What?
What happened to her?
She wasn't in the song?
She wasn't in the song. Is it because she's chubby?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, no!
Because she's chubby?
Wait.
There was better songs though.
There's better songs though, and I don't want to defend it
because obviously there's something wrong with these people.
There are better songs. I promise. I promise.
We can just take care of the pinkies.
Yeah!
We have a penguin!
Yeah, I forgot about that. She took care of the penguin.
That's like something that I completely forgot.
It's like locked in my sister, the sad little penguin,
and how she sings her.
That makes a mother song!
Crazy animated make-up.
And a rock and roll.
Holy shit. A rock and roll one?
I love the rock and roll one!
I didn't know what that was, my favorite animation is insane.
Um, they need to do more animation than I thought, well they do.
How much do you want that?
We can outrun it!
And Jesse McCartney was not in this one, just so you know, he was in the very last time.
Jesse McCartney?
I know nobody cares about Jesse McCartney but me.
However, I care a lot.
Jesse McCartney.
I think we need to talk about Dave. He's a strange man.
Oh dude, Dave is such a weirdo.
He's a fucking weirdo. He's really weird.
And I don't know. I think he's a weird guy and we need to talk about it.
You know what we need to talk about from Alvin and Chipmunks?
Why the fuck the Chipmunks are the size of children?
What is going on?
They weren't in the live action CGI stuff with Jesse McCartney my love, but they weren't like...
SHUT IT!
We're like literally...
No I was like, SHUT UP ABOUT JESSE MCCARTNEY PERBSY!
Get the fuck out of my stream with that!
I'm gonna...
Sorry.
Anyways, so the thing about Alvin the Chetmachs is like, in this old one they were the same size as the children you can watch in the Wolverine Halloween special that they did.
They were the same size as the children, which is low-key kind of fucking terrifying because chipmunks have teeth that have to be sharpened down, they have to chronically be wood.
So what you're telling me is that they're like going through trees and trees of wood by that logic because they're the size of motherfucking children.
Well, I think they made them that size because back then with 2D animation, all your shit that you were doing was like on paper, right?
on paper, right? So if your guy was too small, you physically cannot, like, they'd look fucked
up. If they were the actual size of chipmunks and you're drawing with your pencil, they
would look really fucked up. Their features would be too small. You'd have to go between
constant cuts and shots where it's the close-up of the tiny little guys and the close-ups
of the big... I'm not saying that's the decision why they made it, but that's all I can think
I mean, I understand where you're coming from, Froggy, and I'm not trying to justify your logic,
but the amount of wood that they would have to saw down on the average day basis very much exceeds how much paper they would use
if they just, you know, microscopic them, if they have to, like, start with eating the whole fucking tree
versus a couple extra pieces of paper, if you know what I'm saying.
Why do they make them the size of 10-year-olds, but they're all in those holes?
Mutants they're fucking mutants. They're you know, why?
You know why they imagine Alvin's getting up in your business and next thing you know you look at fucking furry chip muck cock
I'm sorry, I'm sorry my bad my bad. I don't mean to be bolder. I'm just curious
No, I'm curious.
I also, I have to say not, but the mice in Cinderella
are very small, so now I'm like, wait,
why did they make them the size of human adult children?
You, they are, they Cinderella, Cinderella,
and they were like making her dress
and they were super fucking tiny.
And then Jack Jack was like,
hey girl, what's up with you?
And then she's like, I'm not interested in you,
I'm making Cinderella's dress.
And then Gus Gus was like,
not Gus, not Gus.
And then we never saw any more of them
and throughout the movie is crazy.
That's true.
I'm just gonna be honest, I don't give a fuck about those mice.
I don't care, I never cared about them.
Yeah, fuck them mouse!
Yeah, mouse, mouse knows mouse, okay?
And mouse is like, fuck the mouse.
I just didn't care about those mice, bro.
Yeah, I, I heard mouse is just a different mouse perspective.
You may be came here, but I still didn't care.
What?
Dude, they were ugly as fuck as human, like, oh my god.
But they got ears like Dumbo instead of ears like mice is crazy.
I liked them.
I feel bad for Dumbo.
I like the mice, but that's because everything else in Cinderella kind of boring.
Cinderella was funny.
Yeah, mouse on mouse violence.
You think Cinderella was boring?
Wait hold up!
I didn't know Cinderella was funny or boring.
I think Cinderella was Cinderella's Cinderella fan.
Bro, she was half courage and be kind.
She put her whole fucking pussy out there.
What do you mean?
I actually, you know what?
I like the Cinderella movies after like Cinderella 2 and Cinderella from the movie.
Oh, with like Anastasia and the Baker, I was all about that shit.
Yeah, they're ass shits!
They synchronized the stepsisters, that was great.
Yeah, but one of the stepsisters did act like an asshole.
The other one was still an asshole.
Total asshole.
But I love the movie about the other stepsister.
Heres style like Swiss Rolls, bro.
Little Debbie Host's kick style.
Why did you have to make them so ugly, like?
But this doesn't make sense to me.
I gotta go. You guys have fun?
You guys could watch Disney AMVs or something.
Oh my god, I love Disney AMVs!
Please, do you guys want to see my favorite?
You guys want to see my favorite?
I'm going to see you later.
I'm going to see you later.
We're going to play a game.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Bye.
Nice to see you.
Bye.
Bye.
Have you guys seen this AMV?
This one is very important to me.
It's the Titanic, but it gets really wild.
Can you screen share it?
Can you screen share it?
Can we watch it again?
Yeah, I can screen share it.
I can hold on.
I can just 3 to 1 it.
I got it.
I got the screen share open.
Are you shared with me?
I'm opening your screen share.
Okay, just so you know, this one low key turns me on,
but like in the hottest way.
But I'm just gonna, don't worry, don't worry.
I won't transfer that onto you guys.
I will be coy with you guys.
I will be coy.
I am coy.
I am coy.
Is this working?
No, I'll try again later.
I'll try again later.
I have it, I have it pulled up, I have it pulled up.
It's Ariel from the sequel!
Yeah, plus Aladdin, X-Aladdin, oh my god, hi.
Oh, Mel Beryl!
Damn, Mel Beryl.
Why is this so good, God?
Because guest shot the dick!
Wait, is guest not an Aladdin you can get here, no?
No, not at all.
This was actually really well done, but if you want to watch a drama one
We got to watch the one with the kid from treasure planet
That's the one that I was talking about!
Oh my gosh!
You're doing so good!
Bro, it's so good!
You're on the same brand!
We don't really like your brand.
Actually, don't do that.
Don't do that.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
What is that?
What is that?
These are the pictures that he had in his vanity!
What is this?
Is all of this taking place on a boat?
All of the boats?
All of the boats on the Titanic.
Yeah, they're on the Titanic from...
Oh!
Yeah, they're all in the Titanic. That's the best.
The Titanic was like...
It's so good.
Oh my god, look at those... those I wanna fuck you eyes, she's giving it away.
Oh shit, they're gonna hit the ice rock.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh
It's so good, dude. It's so good.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm going to go back and get the back.
And then now like I have to get them back. I have to get them back
Emily running up that hill. Oh dude, this has got to be good. Oh
Love the one slayer
I need it, you're not a loser, you're a goddess, that is goddess material.
It didn't hurt me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fucking love AMVs.
If I had any sort of editing ability that didn't make me want to phone out the mouth and throw up every time I try to edit something.
I did it for school, cause they were like, you did it for school?
Yeah, it was for my computer class.
Oh my gosh, you have balls the size of your radius, that's crazy.
Crazy.
I was like, I'm not gonna make a fucking video
of something I don't like that I'm not interested in,
and I'll just do something that I'm interested in, and.
Well.
No, you're so real for that.
You're so real, you own that shit.
You put your whole pussy out there,
and even if it was bully worthy, which it was,
it was respectable.
Oh my gosh, mouse walking up there with their big balls.
I love that.
You're so brave for that.
I was a closeted weed, I'm so proud of you, I was a closet.
Oh!
I wish I could go back in time and shake my old self and be like, BITCH RUDE WHO DO YOU
ARE BITCH!
Because nobody likes me anyways, so like why did it matter?
Oh I didn't matter, that's what I was saying.
I didn't matter!
Aw, I like you too, I really like you.
Whatcha doing?
I know.
I
Told you I'm being cool. I'm being cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. I like this video. I love one slur
I did one split but the kid from Horton hears a who that got neglected by his parents
I was all over. Yeah, but I like the one where it's like they ship the one sir with himself
So it's like once they're one slur videos. Oh one slur. Oh
Only so sauce is so good
I'm really curious about that Peter Griffith it's over isn't it what? Oh, it's good. I just think I've already watched it
It's from Steven Universe it's over isn't it here I'm here mouth since you're not watching the screen
Oh, Steven Universe. Oh, I love Steven Universe. I'm a fucking laser
Tell you my check got like a while back ago. I said it and people like what the fuck I think Steven Universe is low key like a hero man of me
Right? It's so good!
Everyone's merging the gatter life!
Yeah, it's merging the gatter and shit, and it's just like, well, it's a fucking hero man of mine.
Dude, it's like, it's like a freaking first grade classroom scissors everywhere.
Somebody straight up animated this, like, actually animated this, like, by the way.
I know, isn't it good?
This is so much effort.
They put so much effort into it.
Isn't it?
This isn't it.
Isn't it?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Isn't it?
Isn't it?
Isn't it over so good, dude?
And she tells him that she left, she tells him she's gone.
This is not my first time watching this.
This is not the back room.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
The back room's plan fell through.
And we fall back in love.
Oh, it's a fusion freedom. Her attention.
Oh, my potential.
All those years, I never thought I'd fall in love.
Oh, am I now in this world without her?
Dude, fucking Steven Universe songs are bangers.
Is that it over?
What?
It's over.
What is the problem?
Is that it over?
Is that it over?
Except for Peter Lowkey isn't there for her son's son at all.
Gotta gotta be totally real Peter Griffin's a sucky dad
And she shows you she loved you and she's gone
It's so good dude. It's so fucking good. Look at that crow in the background
No, he's gonna drop off some motherfucking trinkets
Oh my god, he's gonna be muted to all
Sorry, Vyn Watcher.
Sorry, Vyn Watcher.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that the stream is going to be completely fucking
re-ed.
I'm not sorry.
You guys have to deal with it and look it up yourself.
You guys can do it.
I believe in you.
You got big boy fucking diapers on.
You got this.
Shit all you like.
It's a diaper, baby.
You got this.
Shit is, bro.
Look it up.
The title is right there in the video.
You're just YouTube-ed that shit.
The fuck?
The fuck?
The fuck?
The fuck?
The fuck?
Somebody save the vlog now!
Never, never give up to who you are.
I learned that through
literally there's cuscox, hades, love story.
I love cusco.
I love cusco!
The impressive group is so good!
The impressive group is so good!
It is!
It is! That's that in El Dorado dude!
Hold the screen!
I love it!
With the cartoon blowjob!
Yes!
Yes they had the fucking shell's head was right there bro!
It was right there!
Hmm...
Uh...
Uh...
Rocky you didn't know?
Uh...
No!
She literally gives it a blowjob and wrote it in El Dorado.
Is it a movie?
Yes!
Bro she even wiped her mouth afterwards it's fucking crazy.
She wouldn't be doing anything that like normal like people wouldn't do with Julio alone
No, I gotta be real
I feel like shella was like a lot of people's like awakening
She was definitely mine, oh my god
I aspire to be built like her
That's why I eat hamburgers
Is that why you eat hamburgers bro?
Bro, I eat fucking Twinkies and I'm built like a solid log
I'm working on myself though
I try to eat my Twinkies, I try to eat my burgers
How do you keep my hands fat?
Oh my god, the ball!
I haven't had any earlier, I think I'll say.
I've remade.
Jim and Belle.
I've never seen this one.
This is one of the A and B Disney's I haven't seen.
Remade.
I've never watched this one.
I didn't know Belle and Jim were a thing.
Jim is usually with almost everybody else but Belle
because low key Belle is not an eight girl.
What?
I don't wanna watch Belle.
Look, I'm against Belle.
I'm against Belle.
Let's run with Belle!
What's wrong with Belle?
She's boring.
I like her!
What the hell?
I'm sorry, you like boring.
I don't know what to tell you.
I do, and I'm just boring.
You like Belle too?
Oh shit, I'm alone.
I don't really like her.
Yeah!
I feel like I'm gonna be honest.
OK, OK, OK.
And I feel like everybody loved that movie,
but I just really just like, it's all right.
Yeah, I mean, look at the screenshot I got right now
on my stream, Prongie.
That is literally taken from Jasmine herself.
That is Jasmine that they reanimated into Belle.
Belle is not an it girl.
Look, Belle is great.
She loves the beast.
She's all about her dad and it's great.
And I know that for her and I know that for you.
But it's like, I just don't, I don't know.
She's just not it.
If Belle could love the beast,
if Belle could love the beast in its human form.
I hate you.
If Belle could love the beast in its human form.
LITERALLY THANK YOU, MOUTH!
THANK YOU!
THE FUCKIN' BEAST AND HUMAN FOR HIS NOSCHALS
ARE THE SIZE OF YOUR RAINUS!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
I'm telling you, the second he turns into a human, I was like, oh.
Yeah, literally!
Like, her look of horror there is valid!
Because it's horrible!
You're so big!
Ow!
Holy shit!
My fuckin' weenus, dude!
You hurt your weenus?
You guys are sleepin' on your...
I did! It hurt me!
You're sleepin' on your...
Bro, you cannot deny that the beast form is better
better than the human formula. He looks ugly as shit.
Well, exactly.
But she said she fell in love with him before he turned into an adult man.
Yeah, that's because she's got Stockholm syndrome, Froggy.
That's because she's a victim.
That doesn't mean she's interesting.
It means she's a victim.
Well, I was also exposed to...
Also, she was crazy. She was talking to furniture.
Yeah, she was talking to motherfucking furniture.
Everything inside the house was alive. That means the toilet was alive.
That means she's hit in somebody's mouth.
Belle was literally on fucking shrooms, bro. I don't know what to tell you
Well, she took a bath in somebody's mouth because the toilet and the bathtub were human yeah every yeah
I mean human imagine all the people that she sat on and farted on
Exactly. She's a porn. Oh, what do I see?
People yeah, Khalifa working ass. Even though all of pee we Hermann's furniture was alive
Fucking pee we her who the fuck is pee we her?
You don't know Pee Wee Herman!
No, I would never watch someone named Pee Wee, bro,
that's what little kids call their ding-dong shing-a-langs!
I don't know who I want!
Oh, that's someone named Pee Wee!
I, I, I, I, I, I!
Is this the guy?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
No, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
Now keep coming at the verses.
Probably gonna do the rest.
No, I watched Phantom of the Opera
the opera at a very young age.
And I think that kind of set me up for like,
if a woman gets abducted, then I'm like, okay.
In media, in media, in like a cartoon or something,
if a lady gets abducted and it's clearly,
like Jafar with Jasmine, I'm like, okay, wait.
I kind of get it.
Even though that's evil.
That's twisted, that's evil.
Froggy, you victim, what are you talking about?
What?
I don't know what to tell you.
That's fucking- Bro! Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?
I-I'm watching VVD, but I'm kinda like, I wish a child were wolf would abduct me.
Why?
And put my dad in the cell?
And then you read One Direction Adduction Fanfiction.
I thought we had the same dad.
What is One Direction Adduction Fanfiction?
If you're gonna mention One Direction Fanfiction, you gotta tell me, who was your direction?
Oh, I-I wasn't really a directioner.
Ah, she- what- Malice, you can't let me go! I just invested in the story!
I just know that One Direction Abduction Fanfiction was very popular, and his blue orbs stared at me.
But I don't know how to show it off to him.
I never got into- I never got into-
I never got into One Direction. I never got into One Direction. I never got into Hillary Duff.
I never got into High School Musical. I never got into-
WHAT?!
reason why I didn't get into it is because everyone else loved it so I
just played so I had to be different you have to be different you're a
basically me back in the day when everybody was like oh what's your
favorite color and I would say that it was another color because I didn't want
to be like the pink girl because I want to be told everybody that I love
Batsmaroo even though I didn't fucking love Batsmaroo and I loved Cinnabaroo and I tried to live a lie and I was just like oh my god
What?
I didn't like Batsmaroo
I liked him but I didn't love him
Yeah!
Fuck Batsmaroo bro!
Fuck him bro!
But maybe it's because of that media like um
Women aren't grabbed up by uh werewolf men and their dads aren't thrown in the dungeon
and they aren't kept against their will and made to clean the library and just spend their days reading
and then they fall in love with the werewolf abductor.
Froggy, I gotta ask, do you have a relationship with your grandmother?
This is like every day how they're in North America.
I can't imagine you have a big one.
What are we talking about?
We're talking about how Froggy wants to be abducted to be able to fall in love.
Froggy wants to be abducted every day.
Yeah, Froggy wants to be abducted.
And if I could, I could, but I don't want it to be like creepy or evil.
I want it to be like, oh he looks, he looks evil, but then he actually is very sweet.
Probably if somebody abducts you, they're evil.
Period.
There is no, there is no, you're a victim at that point.
You cannot be evil.
I'm being taken against your will.
You cannot be a villain and take some of the evil.
Okay, I'm going to ask if you liked One Direction Abduction fan fiction.
Yeah.
I go to Walmart, and I kid that mouse when she's just trying to buy some motherfucking cottage cheese.
And I kid that mouse, and I take her to my basement, and I tell her she can't leave because I said no.
And then mouse falls in love with me, she's still the victim. I'm not a good guy at that point.
I'm not. At that point, mouse is a victim, and I am a predator.
There is no other scenario in which I turn out to be a good guy when you kidnap somebody.
There are no circumstance.
Can a kidnap or be a good person?
Unless he's the beast for beauty and the beast.
But he's ugly as a human.
He is ugly as a human.
He is ugly as a beast.
If you wouldn't buy cottage cheese you have to try and buy cottage cheese.
And also like fundamentally the whole point of that froggy was that he was actually a shit
ass person and he would have been in the city forever because he was a shit ass person.
And he shit in the mouth of the people that worked for him
Because the corner was a human and he shit in on him
So he shit in somebody's mouth
It's true
He was a total amount of shit and not even in the hotline
I think I did
I mean, you were...
I mean, it's because my dad wasn't present enough when I was growing up
That's because he was at my house
Pfft
What the fuck? You weren't with us in my dad?
No!
No!
We were at the same dad because my dad would go up
And fucks randomly too!
And me and you are the same!
Our dad is the same!
That's right, we have the same dad, that's right!
I'm sorry, my dad loved me.
I wish my dad loved me.
That must be nice.
I'm gonna decide about werewolves making me live in their library for the rest of the world.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm gonna say it, if somebody abducts me, it's because they wanna spend time with me.
What?
Is that true?
They're not gonna make me like my dad.
You're over there like okay, but why did you pick me out of every broken grocery store?
Oh my god, I tore my hair so I can't believe it.
What attracted you to me?
What made you pick me to the introduction?
What made you pick me?
What makes me special?
Tell me about how special I am.
Tell me about why you chose to abduct and kill me.
I just want to know.
I have never been picked in my life, I just wanna know.
Like dodgeball? Last place.
But you, out of all the women at Walmart, you picked me.
So why? Why? Why?
I just wanna know.
They would kick me out of the vehicle so fast.
They would be like, I'll help.
Bro, throw her on the side of the road,
but I never fucking mind.
That's a way to get unobducted is just by talking a lot.
and being like, hey, you can see all the faces on the make-and-dress conversation.
I want to be what Cabal said.
I feel like before he's a lady right now.
That the smasher encounters and he's like, ah, shit, that's what I want.
I want to run into the murderer and then I'm just like, oh my gosh, oh my god, hi!
They're like, help, help, help.
So I see all these pictures of these women you murdered before and they're all like super
pretty.
Do you think I look like them?
I'm like in the similar ballgame as they are just questioning this one, trying to get it
with you but yeah, trying to get it on what you know.
And I'll take them, I'll take compliments from anybody.
Oh my god.
Hey man.
Yeah, are you good?
I'll listen to an hour of relaxing SpongeBob music every day and ever since I started doing that I think about my dad a lot less
I'm starting to think you are a SpongeBob character
Which one?
Patrick oh shit. I would hate to be back
You know the thing that irritates me most about Patrick is he's a shit friend that one scene where SpongeBob everyone was like
avoid SpongeBob day and he full fledged participated and was like yeah
somebody's got to go away from like he's a total shitbag like not only is he a
bomb that lives under a rock but he's a bad friend too and oh do you know how
How many houses are in this economy?
Don't fucking judge him for where he lives.
Bitch, I'm judging him.
I'm judging him for that.
I'm judging him for being a bad friend.
In the school, he was six, sevening
while SpongeBob's on the street, six, nineing,
trying to afford his fucking pineapple.
And I'm over here just wondering why he's
being such a bad friend all the time.
You don't have to be a bad friend.
It's not hard to be a good friend.
Just respond every now and again.
Say hey, how you doing?
Where you been?
Oh my God, I gotta pee again.
Stella!
Is there where you're been in that concept, too?
I wanna pee, I'll be right back.
Go pee.
Yeah, how do you go pee?
I think that our courage to pee at my house.
We live in like a capitalist consumerist society
if something is broken.
Don't fix it, buy a new one.
Buy a bigger one, buy it better.
Don't hold on to old things, don't fix them, don't be sentimental.
That's not like, that doesn't feed the capitalist machine.
So I actually think that SpongeBob was anti-capitalism.
For one thing, we have Mr. Krabs, who is like,
it's the biggest villain, the biggest scum,
and he's all about money, money, money, money.
He frees capitalism in a bad way,
but then also you have episodes
where SpongeBob and Patrick break up.
Where SpongeBob and Squidward break up.
Where they have fights and they break up,
but they always come back together.
You don't have to throw a squid friends away.
It's called a toxic relationship, Froggy.
You don't have to throw a squid friends away.
Where SpongeBob gives and gives and gives himself.
And then the people around him, like Patrick,
take and take and take from him
until he's left with nothing but a core.
Where Patrick goes like,
bro, I don't know why the fuck you're so fucking ugly,
but let's try to figure out,
instead of reassuring SpongeBob that he looks fine.
Okay, should we arrest?
If I look busted, I would want my friends to be like, you're busted.
I know, but literally that's not what Patrick's doing.
Patrick's trying to bring SpongeBob down to his rock-ass level.
And that's the problem.
SpongeBob is a bad friend.
Patrick looks busted!
Patrick is busted, Froggy.
It's not up to debate.
Patrick is a bad friend.
He's personally a bad friend.
Nobody is busted, busted permanently.
I just think you're not you're not applying yourself the way you should to unbust
See and you're better than me than for that Ari you are. I personally believe that some people are busted busted because they choose to be busted busted
And by that you can change but they don't want to Ari. They don't want to
They choose to be busted busted for life. There's some people have that busted their ass and there's some people that are just busted busted fucking robot style
2010 kind of Disney animation kind of busted and you can't fix the people that decide that they're a broken robot
Go see you're just using buzzwords at this point. Oh, I'm yeah, probably
Was my childhood a scam
Your childhood but let me recap for you grew up lack of friends became a vtuber. It's a pipeline, okay?
It's a fucking pipeline. If there's one thing I learned about being a VTubers that all of us are losers that are in her core
And we're just trying to express ourselves and the way that we express ourselves is not normal
Okay, and I appreciate that about every single one of us theory
I'm listening VTubers are one of two people. Okay. Hear me out. Yeah
People that have never been told no, uh-huh and people that have never been told yes. Yes
And I am somehow both of those people and I'm told yes for all the wrong things
And I'm told no for all the right things and that keeps me in a little pipeline of wanting to be better and hating myself
Chronically, isn't that everyone? No because normal people get a mix of being told no and being told yes
I'm saying the doobers are exclusively only people that are only ever told yes or only ever told no
So we try either you either have been spoiled to hell and back and you've gotten everything handed to you
Or you've been fucked up the ass by life at every fucking turn, uh-huh, which one are you?
Take a gas ghostie.
Yeah.
Take a fucking gas bitch.
I'm gonna die in January.
Oh you almost died in January?
Yeah.
Come over here baby.
Come here.
I'll give you a hug.
I'll give you a hug.
It's a little sweaty.
It's a little sweaty.
You're gonna come out of this sweating a little bit too and we're gonna do it together one way or another.
I like when somebody smells a little bit sweaty because I'm allergic to scented products.
Of course you are.
You know, it's just because someone doesn't have to smell sweaty to not be scented.
They can just be neutral.
Neutral in what capacity?
Like they just don't, go see why is it always a challenge.
I've known you for three seconds and so far you've challenged everything I have said.
I gotta be honest, Loki, I know you guys are better than me from like the start because
it takes me, no listen, it takes me so much more than you guys to be kind.
It is a constant battle for me.
Listen, I think that it's just, you have to choose it and for some people it's an easier
choice than others.
I do this thing.
Okay, I'm constantly crashing.
I do this thing where I choose a nice thing, but in my head I'm like you fucking son of a bitch
I swear to fucking god. I'm gonna eat you with these goddamn days, but I don't vocalize
It's harder for you to be kind with me
You choose kindness
I choose kindness
I don't mean I want kindness it means I choose kindness
I appreciate that I'm the same way
I'm the fucking kind at my heart
I'm the feral cat that's like you mind your business
I mind mine, and I'm gonna like I'm a buggy like I'll respect you until you disrespect me and I'm coming at you so fucking fast
See I appreciate that I really do I appreciate that kind of perspective. I'm the same way
I'm like irritated beyond belief my first thought is always negative and then I hang out with foggy
And I'm like it doesn't got to be that way I can be like frog well
But I'm not better
Singular fucking light in the dark
bitch you don't have to be in the dark
come over here, come over here
we'll steal the light out of somebody
some four-threaders eyes
but there's sometimes where I'm like
man I'm so stressed
man this is so fucked up
man thanks for heartin'
then turn on the froggy stream
and she's like
one time
I almost died
from just breathing
and it was awesome
and I'm like
literally why does she like that?
because I stand there and I watch froggy stream
I'm feeling bad of myself
because I'm like being a total bitch
to like my friends
and I go to froggy stream
She's like, so I went to the bathroom, and there was no toilet paper, and I was trying to help this girl,
and I was like, don't go in there! There's no fucking toilet paper!
And I shit my pants out of the hospital, and I'm like, uh, okay, it could be worse.
You're whimsy. You're whimsy is infectious. I'm crazy.
You're so whimsy, you're so whimsy. And I'm a cunt, and I'm trying to be like,
I'm trying to get rid of that. I'm trying to do a fucking mirror lax and straight on through from the mouth to the butt.
Me hyperventilating sending ghostier friend request because I need this energy in my life.
I love Bonina.
I love Bonina.
You and Bonina about gave me an aneurysm at that con when I was trying to give you guys
that fucking make a little Japanese treat thing and you guys were so stupid.
I couldn't.
Oh my God.
It gave me an aneurysm.
I had to have a motherfucking heart attack.
But Nina couldn't count.
And then you were like trying to explain it
in six different ways.
And I felt like I saw God in that moment
where he was like, have patience and be kind.
And I was like, I can't do either of those things.
Groggy, I love you.
And this is not a slight,
but you would not make a good teacher
because you're like the out thing.
You ever seen the out thing where it's like, draw a circle
and then finish the out.
And she's making motherfucking octagon.
I actually, I tried to teach her it.
I wanted to be at our teacher.
And I tried to teach her it and it didn't go good because I would start talking about other things while I was drawing.
What?
I'm not drawing!
Oh yeah, this bit!
I tried to!
Oh, you know what would go crazy for the other froggy?
Oh, what?
If you did like Bob Ross level of shit but instead of like telling people what you're doing,
you're just like painting something and then telling some fucked up story.
It's pretty much-
That's pretty much what froggy streams are!
She just talks about fucking things!
But I wanted to do a Bob Ross time where he's talking like very softly and like-
But it's like, her healthy stories.
Have you met her?
Froggy doesn't do soft.
She goes,
Oh my god!
She's gonna use her fishing stream.
Hi, ba-ba-ba!
And then our fishing stream.
I wish I was you, but I'm missing it.
I was very quiet.
And everyone was disturbed.
And no one was disturbed.
No one liked it.
I've never heard you quiet.
And it was really funny.
I've known you for like four years now.
And I've never heard you quiet.
I don't know what it's like for you to whisper.
I really don't.
Every time I get a message from you, I picture you screaming.
Do you?
Yes, I also say that.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, my god!
Yes, I can't believe I missed this message from you from six months ago.
Hey!
I respond, hey, how you doing?
Doesn't it hear from her for another six months?
What's going on?
That happens.
It does happen.
My mom came to my house because I hadn't replied to her texts or her calls for two weeks.
She came to my house to make sure I was alive.
Not your friend!
My mom would also kill me.
My mom would also kill me.
I do it to everyone and I feel so bad.
I'm pretty happy with myself as a person
because they know nobody's perfect.
You better work it.
But...
So this is exactly what I'm talking about.
That flaw isn't too bad.
The flaw of you're really bad at getting back to people
and just...
I just want you to operate easier.
I'm a pretty easygoing type person.
I guess I'll talk to them when they can talk to me and then they talk to me.
True, same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
But I know some people have debilitating anxiety over it and I feel so bad.
I've had people tell me like, I thought you hated me the past three months that we haven't
spoken and I'm like, no!
No!
If I ever need you, I'll just spam you.
I'll just be like, froggy, froggy, froggy, froggy, froggy.
That's the best way to actually just like bing bing bing bong bing bong bing bong battle
Or if it's like emergency emergency, I go to your roommate. I'm like hey Madagascar, I need the frog now.
Please locate your roommate, I need her.
I need that toddler with the frog, if you're quiet you're up to something.
I need that frog now.
Give her to me.
That's all I have to do with you at San Japan, dude, is you weren't answering my messages and I messaged and I was like, I don't know what I did wrong.
I think you hate me.
And you're like, I don't hate you!
And I'm like, you have ignored every message that I'm saying.
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I don't know what to do right now.
I don't want to trauma dump.
You're gonna think I'm trauma dumping,
but I haven't really had people in my life to talk to
until like I became a VTuber.
Bitch, I'm nosy. I want to hear all your drama.
I know these fucks.
Let me know these things.
I get super overwhelmed! I get overwhelmed!
I actually, before I got my manager, I set up a limit so I would only reply to three
discord messages and three emails every day because otherwise I would start getting super
overwhelmed and I would like crash out.
Three discord messages is literally like, who are you talking to? You're not talking
to anybody. That boy.
I'll respond to them for you, I just can't guarantee it will be very kind.
Enough!
Enough!
I'm working on the have courage and be kind Cinderella, I know Mouse doesn't like Cinderella,
but I'm working on harnessing that energy of have courage and be kind.
But she's going.
And I only have the energy of being kind, but she's a boring little child.
Oh my god, oh my god.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry girl.
She has no personal, she has no hobby.
Oh my god.
I've been in a territory of enemies right now.
I'm just trying, oh my, her man's has no personality.
That's not true, he jumped out of the window.
He jumped out a window.
Cinder fuckin' Ellie, Ellie, Ellie has personality.
He jumped out a window.
He jumped out of the window, cause he's fuckin' stupid.
Like, I don't, I don't know what they're doing.
They're doing the inner worms in your brain.
Apparently Cinderella has good sequels in one of them.
I like the sequels.
His father was like, his father was like,
Bitch you from like stepping one foot down this stair, and he's like okay, and just jumped out the window
He don't even have a name bro his name's Prince Charming
Florian and snow white
They name
My fucking birth certificate, you know, why what was the problem?
Froggy almost doxed herself today. Yeah, what?
Intentionally she almost intentionally doxed yourself
You thought about it, that's the thing you consider doxing yourself today
Considered it I considered it. I did actually so Tracy Yardley
He's a Sonic comic artist. He worked on the Archie comics and he works on the new IDWs.
He's a Sonic artist and he was at the convention but we were doing the walk around and he gave us a sketch for free.
I was in, I was grabbing some quinoa to eat some chili quinoa out of my fridge with cold little quinoas.
And then I come back and they're like, you freaking, you miss Tracy.
And I was like, are you freaking kidding me?
So we went back and then he pulled out a poster
and I was like, I have to buy, I have to give you money.
I have to buy art from you.
That is so kind of you to give me a sketch for free
that you signed.
What the hell Tracy?
Let me give you money.
God damn it.
So I bought a poster from Tracy and he was like,
do I make it out to somebody?
Do you want it signed?
And I was like, yeah!
You went, yeah, but like, yeah,
you had a moment of hesitation of like,
should I just give him my actual name?
Like you didn't accidentally, you just thought like maybe I should give him an actual name for this.
Maybe, maybe I should.
Like, oh.
Do I have to make it up to Froggy?
Oh my god.
And I was just like, it's Froggy.
Don't do it, because I looked, I like, I could sense it in you, and you're like, I could
just say my name.
Like, I could hear the gears turning, and I'm like, oh no.
Oh, bless you, Madakiss.
Oh, Madakiss has messaged me that he's super hungry.
Oh, food. We don't have food in our house. We have to order in food. I just don't want to cook today.
I hate cooking. I hate it. I hate cooking. I hate it. I hate it.
I try to cook, but everyone makes fun of my cooking because I want to make American sushi.
What is American sushi?
What is American sushi?
It's raw pork with rice mixed with like, you know, a little bit of that like, rice paper-y stuff.
I gotta go.
But raw pork is not good for you.
Who says that though?
It's not good.
Who?
Who?
Where's the logic?
You can get...
sick.
Salmon?
You're gonna get salmonella.
And possibly diamond.
But I didn't use any salmon.
No.
So, um,
eh,
um,
eh,
raw,
raw chicken raw pork not good.
Not good really bad.
But why?
You can get a tapeworm I've had a tapeworm in October of 2023. Did you pull him out?
I know I had to go I was in the hospital for 21 days. Oh, what? Yeah, they took him out
Yeah, they had to take him out because like I was having a really rotten time. Is it because you ate raw pork?
No, I actually don't know I was eating pretty healthy belty at the time, you know, I was a healthy Chelsea at the time
I don't even know what to say to that, I don't even, there was actually, before I started
working on my weight, before I started working on my weight with Noom, I looked up like is
it actually that bad if you have a tapeworm inside of you or is it good for weight loss
And everyone on the internet said you will die if you have one, so that's why I decided against buying a tapeworm and eating it.
You were gonna buy a tapeworm?
I decided they'd sense. I could eat whatever I want. I don't have to move. I can just kind of exist as a plushie.
Turn off the school on Ozenpik! What the fuck?
AHH! AHH! AHH!
I started, I started doing that. I did this dieting app, Noom, and it's literally you just count your calories and you put it in and it gives you little
bing bing bings and rewards for being in your calorie and vlogging stuff so it's actually I've lost
oh god I don't remember I think it was almost 20 pounds
oh
it's pretty good I'm almost at the ideal weight that I want I just need to lose
like maybe 15 more and I'll be happy
you got this babe you got this love and hashtag
I think it's working granted it did take a really long ass time I started it last year
So it's been a- the tapeworm probably would have been faster, but I don't want to die.
I wouldn't recommend the tapeworm, it honestly was a pretty bad time.
The internet was telling me you probably die it's awful.
No, you probably wouldn't die, but you're not going to have a good time, like honestly
with modern day medicine you'd be very unlikely you didn't die.
SSRIs cause weight gain, you'll lose weight now- oh that's true, I've been on my way!
My SSRI's this entire time!
That's cool.
And, uh, I'm off of them.
I hope I'm milked.
But I want to keep my ass fat.
So I'm kind of, I had a friend who knew a personal trainer once, and the friend who
was not the personal trainer, just knew one, said that the way to keep your ass fat, if
you ever want to lose weight, is you eat burritos and like fast food and shit, but you stay
under your calorie limit and you work out.
that you still you just eat trash and that apparently allegedly keeps your
ass fat I see so I've been sticking pretty close to that I've been eating a
lot of nachos nachos hot dog a chicken burger a chicken burger nachos 3d
3D printed chicken, I've been eating so much 3D printed chicken.
Wait, they're growing chicken in laboratories now?
They're just growing chicken?
Yeah, they grow the enzyme of the chicken, like the flavor and the meat.
They grow chicken, they grow the inside of the chicken, so it's just a chicken without sentience.
It's just chicken grown in a lab and then they turn it all up in a giant vat that looks like piss,
And then it like can be printed into chicken breasts
Processed food is not real food. Oh
I don't know how you need to eat real food because the government is what's trying to keep you sick so that you don't
Pose them in the street and cut off their heads like 1840 something in France. Okay?
Wasn't it also 1840 something that the White House got lit on fire by Canada?
Dude, I don't know. Canada? I don't believe in Canada. I gotta be honest. I don't think you're a real country.
But I am also true. I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Canada! Canada is so fucking weird, dude.
And no offense, except for full offense in that way. I just think that you can do better than Canada.
Okay, I think you could do better than Canada also, but you probably have to go to some European country
I wouldn't do that because I don't enjoy Europe
I don't enjoy Europe. I went to Europe a couple weeks ago
You did?
Yes, I did. I went for my best friend's wedding and I you know, she was beautiful
I only cried four times so like
Big win for me. Um
Yeah, I wouldn't live in Europe though. That sounds awful
But I'm pretty sure like the happiest place in the world is is like Sweden or something
No, the happiest place in the world is being rich in America. Nope
No, it's being rich in America
Yeah, you have to make sure you got the good part the first part down. Otherwise, you're gonna have a bad time
It's too late for that. It's too late for that, man. It's too late for that. I wasn't word rich. I'm not gonna become rich
So this is why you should have kept track of our dad.
I didn't keep track of him, but you know, it is what it is.
How about Norway?
Where the fuck even is Norway?
If I showed you a map, could you show me where Norway was?
Probably not right now, because I don't know anything about it.
Yeah, I couldn't either.
That's because they think about the United States more than the United States thinks
about them.
I love my country.
I hate my government.
I hate my government.
Where anything is on a map right now.
I have to pee, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. No, I mean everything I say. I might come back later and say I don't mean it, but I mean it.
Have you noticed that as like a revolt against modern society we've been returning back to
medieval times aesthetically like new home design and architecture models are all about
filling every blank space with color and patterns.
I'm so excited for it.
I'm so excited for it.
I'm done with Millennial Gray.
Bring back the crazy, medieval philosophies.
Minimalism, Millennial Gray shit.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I hate it. I hate it.
We're getting out of it. We're starting to take a shape in art.
I love life. I love it. I love it.
I don't like stability.
I grew up and I lived too many times in a hospital where everything's sterile and all the same and I hate that shit.
That's why I love it.
I want my spaces to feel lived in.
Exactly. Exactly.
We're like moving away from, I guess before, the idea behind it is it looks like sci-fi,
it looks very woo-woo, very clean, very nice, but it's not, it's not clean and nice, it's
boring and it sucks and I hate white walls.
I don't like white walls, even though my walls are white right now, but it's because I have
soundproofing on them, but I'm covering them with things.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Also, my whole thing is like contradictory because it's my favorite colors pink
And I love pink and I love colors, but my room is all white and blue because it's full of cinnamon roll shit
So oh my gosh, it will come in you like wow is your favorite color blue? No
No, it's pink
My full house is kind of rainbow
Rainbow Hound.
The colors work together.
I haven't just like put whatever the fuck.
They work together.
But it's very colorful.
It's very colorful. There's stuff everywhere.
There's shelves with all these bright colorful toys
and stuff all over them.
That's what I like.
I actually, I want to paint my shelves in my walls.
I've been watching home decor videos
and a bunch of Gen Zers
and very young people going into their home
I'm screaming about natural wood that's been painted over white and it's really great.
I fucking hate millennial home design, the all- millennial gray shit.
There's no whimsy, no laugh, no grace, it's awful.
We want to feel alive.
Yeah, I want to feel like I live in a cottage, even if I live in the industrial United States.
Yeah, yeah, give me motherfucking cottagecore.
I think it's a state of, it's a reaction to the times
and the sterile, corporate, shitty, everything.
I'll be right back.
Everything is just shitty.
Everything's shitty and now we're getting funny
circus houses and I'm so happy.
I do, I fucking love the circus, I love clowns.
There's nothing hotter than a magician or a clown.
That's what I've been saying except for maybe a werewolf
or the guy from the Phantom of the Opera.
I'm, oh, oh why?
why because I was very young when I was exposed to it I mean I can understand
like in Harry Mann or whatever the werewolf thing does for you I get that
um what's with the like half-deformed face well he was beautiful on the inside
wasn't he like he was a monster he was awful but he was also beautiful no he
He wasn't on the inside, no.
He was quite literally a pleasure for Steve.
Have you seen the Phantom of the Opera?
What?
Have you seen the Phantom of the Opera?
Oh yeah, multiple times when I was a kid and now I have not seen it.
I haven't seen it in a long time.
Okay, what about the plot appeals to you about the Phantom or is it just the mystery aspect?
I think I like the idea of a mysterious guy putting me on a boat and taking me into the sewer and...
Okay, you haven't seen this in a very long time.
Okay, so kidnapping, Christy, you really do have kind of Stockholm syndrome from growing up, don't you?
You really like the idea of being kidnapped?
I think I want to be wanted.
I think what the psychological root is, is I want to be wanted because my father abandoned me.
I mean, I understand that low-key abandonment issues.
I understand that peak performance.
My dad kept moving further and further away, which definitely
harmed my morale.
Now, understandably, our dad was not there for me either.
He kept moving further and further away.
And I told him I'd stop visiting him once he
started staying Alaska, because that was too far for me.
Unfortunately, that's not what I'm talking about here.
What I'm talking about is Stockholm syndrome.
Feeling wanted can be in other shapes and sizes
besides kidnapping like our grandparents.
But it's like, I want to be there.
Like, he'll let me go if I don't want to be there,
but I want to be there.
So you want to be kidnapped,
and then you want to decide for yourself if you stay.
If the vibes are rancid, then no, thank you.
I'll try again some other time with the video.
So what would make the vibes not rancid?
I know, I'm wondering.
What would they have to do
after the initial fear factor of being kidnapped?
What would they have to do in order for you to be like, you know, like, this guy's not so bad?
There wouldn't be a fear factor.
I think you're just looking to date a fatherly figure.
Me?
Hmm.
Freud.
Me?
Freud, excuse me?
What are you, what the fuck are you talking about, babe?
Freud.
Hmm.
Freud.
Oh, sorry.
No, Madikus said that to me.
Okay, okay.
If you were...
Like, I just want to talk to the dead.
He's like he's like getting my bow and I like hell yeah, and I get in the boat
And then we go into the sewer and then maybe we play like yachtsie you Jenga and he's chill and
He's like sing a little bitty for me. I'm gonna play my organ and I'm like
You know, I gotta be honest with you
You lost me until you said yeah, I see and I'm pretty sure I jump in some of the book
They're out for Yachty as well.
Yachty's a red flag free?
No, Yachty's a green flag for me.
I fucking love Yachty.
Oh, you like Yachty?
Yeah, I did stream elements.
Yachty, like a fucking not collab, what do you call it?
A sponsorship for Yachty, and then they fucking
screwed me on it, and that still didn't kill my love for Yachty.
Like, I fucking love Yachty.
I low key only took it because every year,
I take a stream element sponsorship,
and then they screw me, and then I get mad.
And then I just continue to do that every year after year
when the race subsides, I keep taking them.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
That sounds right, yep.
I feel the same way.
I think I feel the same way about Tamagotchi.
Like Bandai could really, really fuck me over
in some ways, in some ways they have released Tamagotchi's.
They've just been lazy ass cash grabs
and they're not great, they're kind of dick.
like the Tamagotchi nanos kind of suck.
They kind of suck they're really bad.
I don't hold it against them.
I still love them.
I love Tamagotchi.
I love Tamagotchi.
I've always wanted Tamagotchi,
but my mom wouldn't let me have one.
She let me have a pixel chick
because the Tamagotchi's died
and she didn't think I could handle it.
If they died, so she let me have a pixel chick.
A pixel chick is this little house or car
and like you get to like be friends with this girl
once it goes to like shopping mall
and you can connect them and it will be awesome.
And I really liked it, but like if you neglected her she just moved out and call you names just like every other girl I've interacted
It's like a house
It is I'm like I really recommend it except for like it's bases on that I was like 10
It's like a girlfriend simulator almost it is like shopping
It could be real life if you're interested
interested. Take me shopping and make me buddy. If you don't pay
enough attention to me, I'm going to move out and call you
names.
Really? Literally? Low key into being called names by a girl.
I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. I do not have
the same interests in men. I'm I'm bi. Like I like when girls
are mean to me, but if a man is mean to me, I won't tolerate
that. That makes sense. Yeah, you can't imagine being a man and being mean to me is fucking
crazy. It's empowering for women to be mean. I know it's like low key incredibly sexy if
a woman is mean to me, but like if a man is mean to me, it's I cannot I cannot tolerate
male meanness. Okay. You can't be a double M. You turn that around. It's W W W Wicked
witch like I won't do that oh my god it's okay yeah they say you know like
there's like a stereotype going around where it's like a quality I don't think
men and women can be equals no I don't like why I just don't believe in that
understandable yeah have you ever talked to a man
I talked to a man once or twice she was fucking crazy
but you don't watch Ray
Ray Darvick Darvick
can I be completely honest with you froggy
I've only interacted with people that I talked to
and I don't know about anybody else except for Iron Mouse
I gotta be honest, Iron Mouse, I have a PC of you, I got problems, I may be a hyper fan, this may or may not make me incredibly sweaty, however, I'm just being completely real.
If it makes you feel better, I saw a Castle Grayskull PC earlier today and I really wanted that shit, it made me...
Oh, I have the Castle Grayskull PC.
Oh my god!
The Grayskull? The He-Man? Yo He-Man?
Oh, man.
You know the, yeah.
I think there's gray skull castle into a PC case,
and it was so fucking wicked.
And then I came back.
Hey, what is this ugly?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Like I have this PC and then when Vee showed you did their whole shit like no offense like I don't know if you can
When they when they did their whole shit
I just like taped your face over the Vee on the front of the PC and I just called it a that's okay
We sold like patches and stuff for like jackets that had the Vee logo on it to like stitch it on
I
That's a little more effort than I printed it out. I just printed out another picture. It's not a very good picture
I gotta be honest with you. It's probably you're probably the lesser of your works
But like when they pull that shit out, it's just like, you know what it's got
Ruggie, is it this green thing?
No, no, I'm trying to find it right now and I see like these shitty ass gross
That is not what I saw at the convention today
It's not what I saw
Wait, what convention? Hello?
I'm almost gone! That's not it! That's not it!
It's not it!
It's so ugly. I look like I ate no way to come here
It's not it!
It's ugly, I'm ugly, dude. Yeah!
No, it's not it!
It kind of looked like one of those little people fucking places back in the day
I'm trying to find it!
I'm trying to find it!
I'm my heart is breaking right now. They had it on display. It was nothing like
Oh my god, it's so ugly it crashed my model. Jesus Christ. That's hilarious.
I'm pulling up Ari's bod.
Ari's bod. Yeah.
I went to convention this weekend. You didn't even ask me about Froggy even though we haven't talked about it at all.
What? It went to a convention?
Yeah. I went to a convention last weekend.
But it was remote. It was a remote.
It was I flew to aqua shella and I got an aqua lotl
I'm being totally fucking dead ass
I have like a hundred fish I have a problem. Oh my god
Oh my gosh, I'm putting the DMs. I don't know why it's not showing the other it goes there goes those are my ax
So cute! Thank you! I love them.
I found Castle Grayskull in the VOD. I'm looking for the PC.
Oh god. Please. It was so cool. I hope it's not as ugly as I saw on the internet.
No, it's freaking sick! It has like, it's got like, no pain on the side.
And I went pee and then I came back and I looked at my old panties and I was like...
Is it the Blue Horse Studios one?
It looked like return the slab looking ass
I'm gonna find it there's me spending a hundred dollars on a jacket
My bad my fault. It was a really cute jacket
Like this also looks like the ugly one
on the side had like incredible gothic windows on the side and light and it was
gorgeous I'm trying to find it their names are in Lottie chatter begging for
your axolotls are begging to see your axolotl bro I have so many fish I
I rescue betas as part of what I do, because I'm the alpha.
Can I ask you a question?
Yes, of course you can ask me a question.
You're a fish expert.
I'm kind of steer, yes.
Oh my god!
The fishes are like fucking Walmart, like the beta fish and stuff.
They're not happy, right?
No, they're not happy.
They're having like these little tubs and I'm like, this is so vulnerable when I see them.
It's totally fucked up.
They need to be in five pounds minimum with a heater if they don't have a heater they can't thrive
That's why a lot of them get fin right
And they look like yeah, and they barely move and I'm like I I don't like this
I just rescued a fish from
Petco and his name is sunny and he's supposedly a yellow fish
But he literally cannot swim down. He is bloat so bad and we're working on it
I've been dosing him with Canaplex and a bunch of other stuff.
My entire life is my fish and foster kids.
That's all I do in my time.
I only log online to hang out with you guys,
and I don't even know how I manage that.
My life is crazy.
I spent eight hours today just fixing my tanks
and making sure everything was up to date
and testing them and API test kits and stuff,
Just making sure that they were okay.
I truly like, I feel like my calling,
my basic calling is making sure things are taken care of.
And unfortunately our society thrives on things
that are abused with some of them.
Capitalism bro, fuck it.
I'm going to hit that shit.
I'm a bit of a pet store warrior.
There's a like exotic animal helpline almost
that you can call that we have,
like it's on our government website.
And I have that shit saved on my phone
if I go into a pet store and I see that parents
are in rough living conditions, I report them.
You should!
You should because it's really, it's really unfortunate.
I desperately, desperately tried it.
Like one thing I did when I was 16,
I decided that the foster care thing disturbed me.
I, you know, I have two degrees.
I work very closely with the foster kids
and what I used to be as a foster care advocate
16 and that means you went to court for kids who could not testify oh wow and
testify for them that was something that was very passionate to me because I
believe foster kids are the most failed kids around because the government and
everything and their parents and just everything around them has failed them
and I think it's so important to show up for those kids and one thing I growing
up was do that yeah I had friends that were some of them were from like boss
care and I think like two out of like the five that I know unfortunately are no
longer with us anymore because of like the shit that happened and like I would
hear horrific stories and I'm just like Jesus Christ like the stories and that
there's there are so many fucking true crime documentaries about just horrible
things that happen to foster kids in the system or who aren't taken out of a
dangerous home when they should be. Oh my god. Yeah. It's really unfortunate.
Something I remember doing back when I was in high school was I would write up
documents and figure out how to portray them in a court document so that the
kids wouldn't have to go testify themselves. That's something I feel like
is incredibly traumatizing. Yeah, it's traumatizing and it's super sad and I
I don't think that kids should have to testify,
especially when we have on video what happened.
It doesn't make any fucking sense.
And so something like a foster care advocate would do.
And honestly, if you have a local foster care center,
you're willing to help out with,
a lot of them are looking for people to testify
in court against them,
because you can do that if the child is under 18,
you can testify in court in their place,
which is very important to do.
It's so hard on the kids to do that.
Hey, hey, they found they found castle graceful PC. Oh
I found castle graceful
I think it's so pretty cool. I think it's so friggin cool
I'll watch TV and when I was a kid and say with like the space ranger Robin Hood
Oh my god, I think it's the coolest shit. Oh
I saw that shit. I was like man. I
I wonder if I could take toilet paper rolls and some clay and make my own castle grayscale PC case
Because this shit looks fire! Let me pull it up
Oh God, let me pull it up
It looks so good, it looks so good
I have to see it.
What kind of PCs do you guys have right now?
What is on your PC?
Star Wars, you see?
Star Wars?
Star Wars?
Star Wars? What's Star Wars?
Star Wars.
I love Star Wars.
The PC company.
They saved my ass, bro.
What do you mean?
You don't have the iron-side V-show-jo PC of Iron Mouse?
no am i am i cringe for having that answer honestly not at all bro this is the same thing but not
green what the fuck are you talking about oh my god that's so ugly the little flames are lit up
and you can see inside the window it looks so sick froggy that's the ugliest fucking piece of
I'm gonna be right back.
That's like Risco! I'm so sick!
Dude, if I was a kid, I would take my hot wheels and I would drive them through that thing. Are you kidding me?
You're not. You're a grown ass adult.
Stop! Don't shame me!
Wait, wait till you see the red nose.
The shame you feel is not me shaming you. It's the inner part of you that knows better.
No! I'm allowed to feed my inner child!
And her child is what bro? This fucking looks like Play-Dom.
Fucking sick. It's so fucking cool.
Look at this side. Look at this side of the windows.
Fucking awesome.
Oh my god.
It's like, I feel like, I was like, initially I was like, ooh.
But it's only because of the lights inside. It's not really because of the lights.
Yeah.
See, mouse is nicer than I am. The shit is awful.
It's Castle Grayskull!
I don't care who's castle it is, dude. The castle sucks.
It's Castle Grayskull, but they put my video games inside of it.
Listen, I yearned to have your mouth whimsy froggy. I wish I did.
I wish I did. You're so whimsical and perfect, and I want to be around you because it rubs off on me in a certain way.
What?!
Unfortunately, we're not- we're not rubbing ankles right here, I don't-
Okay, but imagine a big chunky PC case like that, except for this leg.
I'm imagining it, it makes me feel like the little tight shit, dude.
I like that!
Of course you like that.
Listen, I love that you love that.
I love that you love that.
Hey, these were my little playmobiles when I was a kid.
Here's my playmobiles as an adult woman, and it's just my PC case, but it still looks like a playmobile house!
I- and I love this for you! I'm not judging you!
Wait, oh my god. I wonder if they have Lego PC cases, but you build the PC case out of the Legos.
They have to. They have to have it.
I watched a video earlier of a girl who does a lot of fish stuff, and she made a fish tank out of Legos.
I was really invested. I like that she talks to me like I'm a kid because most of the kids watch her channels and I'm like oh shit
It brings out inner whimsy
Froggy that's ugly as fuck
Froggy's never allowed to design a PC
Oh my god
This is the shit dude
This is the fucking shit, this rules dude!
Bro, all the colors are wrong!
Are you just kidding me?
Oh my god, oh my god, brother god, he's ace!
Bro, that's just a fucking block, I don't know how to help you here.
That's whimsycore, man!
That's whimsycore!
Dude, this person got the fucking PC at the Bay of Bicraft Pig!
I don't even got no green in it.
I thought all the autism shit played green.
I'm gonna go to the beach!
I'm going to the beach!
Well this is...
the shoe dash.
Look at this!
There's red block there is right there!
I don't even make a pattern there.
Maybe red is their favorite color.
Yeah, well...
You're supposed to...
I didn't mean...
I just wanted to say shut up.
Re-evaluate your froggy.
But then also think about
Yourself with the PC gets hot like it's not having a legos
It notes gather and then it makes a mega lego
Yeah, and then you peel it off and you put it on your skin you become like Ben 10
Yeah! Yeah! That's what I want! That's what I want!
I want to get Tim.
Okay, Lego PC Case Kit.
Hmm, God. No, there's no...
Why hasn't anyone made a market for this, where you build your own PC case, but it's
out of Legos and it comes in a kit so you're not just like why would you buy a
kid if you just have a bunch of fucking Legos you know you could just build
around your PC it is in fact looking like that's kind of what people have done
like they had Legos sitting around so they put their PC inside of the oh this
This is beautiful, hold on.
Hold on, this is gorgeous.
What, this is really nice, wait, hold on.
I found a really nice one, hold on.
I just gotta grab a nice screenshot of it
that isn't like two pixels, that isn't two pixels.
Where?
I'm not sure that we are kind and honest,
we are kind and honest, we are kind and honest.
It's harder for me to be kind so that-
I can't, no wait, that might be AI generated, I'm not sure.
So that I-
I think somebody actually destroyed Lakewater
looking up on ChatGPT.
Can you show me a PC case made out of Legos?
But I'll describe-
No, hold on, here you go.
So this one, they built like a gorgeous little garden
inside of it.
What the fuck, that's beautiful.
Do you see that?
He says he's a gorgeous guy because honestly-
Do you see that?
It's kind of cute.
It's pretty cute.
What if there was like a PC case building kit,
which is like Lego,
and you build like a nice little garden in there and shit,
dude?
I don't like PC.
I used to use to get some people.
Look, garden in my PC.
Yeah, there must have been a lot of things for it.
And I don't get a couple of figures inside the PC.
People put everything in there.
I get scared of doing that
because figures are so expensive
and I don't want my figurine to melt.
I'm like, well, if something happened to it,
in there. That's a lot about it.
Terrarium PC. Terrarium PC. I want a terrarium PC. You want to put an animal in a PC. Yeah.
Well, no. Well, are plants animals? Plants are alive. That's true. Look at the animals.
Well, what about fake plants? What about like dead plants? Put dead plants in the PC. Well,
Well there's a difference between a dead plant and a fake plant.
Oh.
Oh, there's a, there's a Lego kit for building a PC, but it's just out of Lego, so it's not
actually like a Lego case.
Oh, it's just a Lego, Lego.
It's just an unusable PC made out of Lego.
Literally zero.
It doesn't look like what I want exists.
It doesn't look like there's a market where it's a kit
that you, where you build your own PC case.
You know what you gotta do now.
You made the-
From the brand new Lego PC.
I need investors and I need them now.
I'm trying to talk about-
Lego PC build.
What should you do?
I'm begging for kindness and nothing I have is kind.
And I'm just begging for it at this point.
Everything, everything let's just say
There's a me, there's Satan at the foot of my door.
Yeah.
I don't want to be that way, God.
And yeah, this is church right here.
You know, a thousand times I failed your mercy remains.
What do I do with it?
Do you guys know about Bobo Bay?
Who's Bobo Bay?
Oh my gosh, you just mentioned Bobo Bay.
What do I call you?
Oh, is that a gag game?
I've had a few people come into my chamber
and they're like, you gotta play Bobo Bay.
I think so.
It's Chow Garden.
But like, not.
Chow Garden, like it's the mother of Chow Garden.
them all without being chowgarden but it is just chowgarden it looks really good
I bought it and I haven't been able to play it yet
I wonder if it's single player or if it's multi player.
It's single player.
Just like the OG.
The OG is not a game.
Don't let me be a total dick.
Is that kind of fucked up to the steam ocean fest right when Subnautica 2 dropped?
True.
Does that kinda seem like you're...
Like you're...
Oh, you're kinda...
It's kind of...
It makes me think of like Treasure Planet
and how they completely devastated
and destroyed the launch of the Treasure Planet movie
with bad marketing.
True.
What are you talking about?
I can't contain it no longer!
What are you saying?
Well, I opened Steam to Blizzard games.
Yeah, there's an ocean fest going on
I was like, hmm, that's a little shady.
But like, some night for two doesn't need ocean class.
But have you heard of Aquashella that happened in Dallas,
Burt, where it's last weekend?
Oh, is that the one that you went to?
Yeah, I flew on the plane with some axolotls, OK?
I'm very invested in Aquashella.
And it may or may not have taken me at least three hours
to pick out a piece of drink.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, wow.
Do you want to see my fairy garden tank? That's not done yet.
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to show you guys.
I'm really glad you're into this.
I'm going to look.
I'm going to look. So let's go another 50 ironmouse.
I don't know why you would have layers of fear when one layer is more than enough.
Oh, it's because it's got an ocean liner.
Oh, okay.
Those are the pieces of turf.
I made a fairy garden hole in the back. I don't know if you've seen it.
Oh, that's so pretty.
Yeah, that's so gorgeous.
What's that little yellow fish?
That is a corridoric catfish of the neon variety.
Oh my god. That's a catfish? I didn't know that.
Yeah, that's a corridoric catfish.
People used to eat those things.
There's tons of different types of catfishes.
Oh, it's got a little mustache though. I love him.
There's more than one type of catfish.
There's tons of different kinds of catfish. There's at least 50.
Is it okay if I show Chad this gorgeous pink?
Yeah, you can show them my pink.
I picked out tons of different dripswood. I just reorganized that. That took me all day.
God, it's gorgeous.
Yeah, I found a piece of dripswood that will allow for my fairy decor, like, door,
If you see it on the right hand side, so I put my fairy decor door
I got from Petco and I put it in front of the log to make it look like that's where my load. She's like
The big ass didn't think you it's a 40 gallon tank
My nine tanks yes, I'm so glad that fish have you I'm so glad that I have
You're the hero of fishes
Kisses, love and hashtag slay, my girlies, my girlies, pups.
Do you have those sucking fish to clean?
When that's kind of clown pleco or any sort of other like bristle nose plecos, plecos
are the ones that have the like sucking mouth.
A pleco?
Yeah, it's a pleco.
But be warned if you're starting to query them for the first time, the Pekko employees
will tell you that a pleco is a good cleaner.
They are not their poop machine.
You need to have at least 20 gallons plus for a pleco, otherwise you're going to be cleaning
up their poop all the time.
They're not epic cleaner.
If you need a cleaner for your aquarium, make sure that you have shrimp or you have corridor
or catfishes, okay?
I feel like a tank is too much responsibility.
They are a lot of responsibility because you have to make sure the nitrites, nitrates,
and the ammonia level is all good.
Otherwise, you are killing your fish and you are burning them alive or suffocating them.
That's horrifying!
It is horrible!
I want to shrimp take that!
Oh, I can't have pets because it's a lot and pets are like family and I can't see myself having a pet because I can't put in the necessary amount of loving care for a pet.
And everybody's like, get a fish, take it.
I feel like that's a lot of work too.
There's a lot of work.
a lot of work but I will tell you one thing is like when it comes to like dogs and cats
you're like oh like eight hours a day I'm too busy at my full-time job or whatever
or whatever. I will tell you that shelter animals spend 23 and a half hours a day in
a kennel. So if you're only gone for eight hours you should absolutely adopt because
they would rather be with you a hundred percent of the time. I will say that so adopt don't
shop you know make it no sorry I'm not trying to make the stream about my bad
you're so hot and sexy I have the exact same philosophy with birds oh yeah you're
the bird I love birds I'm the black queen when if I can ever retire I
definitely want to start up my own like bird rescue or bird sanctuary type deal
I wonder if a hermit crab would be good for mouse hermit crabs live up to 40 50 years
what yeah they have a very long lifespan do they do they die or suffocate or or get cooked
or depending on the levels of the things in the water well despite die or suffocate you
getting cook is completely determined on you whether or not you cook them or not I wouldn't
recommend it. No, no, I meant are they like easy water pets to have or? There is a certain
level of care that goes into any animal husbandry that you choose. I would recommend, especially
if you are a low maintenance person, I think fish can be a good thing if you clean up their
tanks once a week. But just about everything has its own maintenance course. It's true.
I clean my bird cages every week. They get fucking nasty.
Animals you can have if you're low maintenance is a cat
You just have to make sure their litter box is scooped if you make sure their litter box is scooped and they have food
You're good to go. That's pretty much it
And this is something that's worked on as shelter for four plus years, you know, I
Would have my birds on stream more but they're
There are a lot of work to have.
When you have them out of their cages,
they have to be constantly monitored.
So it's very difficult.
It's Kiwi likes to fuck the glass.
Yes, yes.
It's very difficult.
Well, Kiwi will go and explore and get into places
where he could potentially hurt himself
because he's looking for places to make nests.
He's very horny.
I have to deal with that.
As his odor, oh yeah, birds and their hormones.
People don't really talk about that aspect
bird ownership. Birds get horny as fuck and it lasts for months and it's torture. With Kiwi,
he is always horny and I don't know why. I don't know why he's always horny but I do what I can
to minimize it. Like there are herbal teas all the time. There are herbal teas and stuff that you
can make for them and so I try and treat it for him because it's not easy being horny all the time.
That can't be easy for him. It can't be pleasant. So I try to treat it as best I can and minimize like triggers
but
When I used to stream and I had him in the basement with me
He would scream all stream and I know that some people say they like it and they love him
But it's very disruptive because there's already so many things going on and it just interrupts my train of thought
It's just another thing interrupted by train of thought
And if he's out of his cage, which I've had him out of his cage on stream sometimes with like a webcam so you can see him,
that's a lot of work for me because I have to make sure that he isn't going off to try and fuck something
or hide in like a dark little crevasse where you might get stuck or you might get hurt.
Oh, no.
Hey, Froggy.
So they have their own bird room now and they stay up there.
Froggy.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Can I be honest with you and this might sound really horrible?
Yeah, go ahead. I don't know much about birds, so please educate me if I'm wrong.
Okay. What's the problem with letting him fuck and eating the eggs?
Like before they become like super incredibly fertilized and like a like
what's the problem with eating the low-key abortion? Like what's the problem with that?
So there are no eggs?
Well I mean if you have like a female bird and you let him fuck, you'll tap that.
So like what's the problem with like taking the eggs and eating them?
Well they're eeeeeeeeeeee
But then you wouldn't have any, you wouldn't have any birds and then he would have gotten his nut out and he would have felt better.
You know like post nut clarity, post nut clarity, he shows feathers.
They don't know it. That's the thing. They do not orgasm. They don't feel relief
They don't know how they don't feel relief. They just are like the hormones are inside of me. I have to hump everything
Let me kill he's got to show his father. So he's a bird
He's got it like dance around like a bird
He's got to make the woman want him and we're referred to work out and what you're potentially doing and I'm not trying to point
I'm thinking, but what are you potentially doing is cock-wrapping him.
I'm not cock-wrapping him!
He has purchased that he uses, that he rubs himself on.
Uh-huh.
I don't know, she's a bad bird, but I'm a little into the bubble, so I'm trying to figure that out right now.
I, I, it's too much work, it's too much work to have, I deliberately, actually, I feel bad,
but I avoid female birds because they're extra work.
They can lay eggs just by getting horny.
They don't even have to fuck.
They can just lay an egg.
But then there's also the fear of the egg getting impacted
and then you have to help her give birth
and then she gets vicious and nasty and evil and horrible
and you have to give her fake eggs
while you throw out her real eggs.
Yeah, it's like a whole thing.
It sucks.
It sucks.
I don't think I have the spoons for,
I feel like if I had a female parrot, I would only be able to have the one bird, but with
male parrots, I could take multiple and I could handle them.
I could handle my two boys.
But I had chickens one time.
I had chickens growing up.
My favorite was Henrietta.
Henrietta?
But yeah, Henrietta, she was the best dude.
She was so angry all the time.
She hated men.
I feel the sentiment in a similar way, but I don't hate men.
I love chickens.
Yeah, I love chickens too.
But one thing is like, the chickens will eat their own eggs.
They will eventually, if they find a taste for their eggs,
they'll become cannibalists.
Yes.
Why?
So like, if you take your eggs and you just
decide to scramble it up for your female bird,
would she not just like partake?
I guess she might.
I, she might.
I don't know.
I'd have to research it.
I don't know.
There's a vid by Jadien, Jadien and Jadien, by Jadien Animations that talks about taking care of female birds.
It's very different. Taking care of female birds and male birds is like so fucking...
The female birds are so high maintenance. Oh man, they're so high maintenance.
I don't think I would be able to... I wouldn't be able to handle it.
It's only slightly gay because the male birds like to like razzle dazzle you know.
I wish my birds were gay! I wish they were gay! Or at least friends!
but they hate each other.
I mean, maybe if you like, what if you made like a mock nest,
you know, like a mock nest, you put some eggs in there?
No battle royale bit.
The problem is if you put up like things around the bird
that makes them think about nests or think about nesting,
then it makes them hornier.
What?
And then it's they get more sexually frustrated.
So they call them like triggering elements.
you have to remove triggering elements from their cage and from their surroundings.
So, like, Jack for example, he really wants to fuck my buff pup, Gamersup Slaver.
He really, really, really likes buff pup Gamersups and water bottles.
He really likes those, so I try and keep them away from him.
Because then, if I minimize how horny he is, then he's not frustrated, he's not pent
up, he's happy.
And he's relaxed and he can play and live a fulfilling bird life, but there's no actual relief to bird sex
Like there's there's no okay. Well, I'll give you your I'll give you your lotion and here's a sock
Do your thing you'll feel better. That's not a thing
They just they stay penned up
So you have to like try and remove things that make them horny to keep them happy
But Froggy, when it comes to like, bird sex in the wild and things, okay, okay, and forgive
me if I'm wrong, I'm not trying to do anything about your existence on your bird orgy knowledge.
I'm just wondering, I'm just wondering, like, it's sounding like you're a Catholic mother
and you're telling your sons that masturbation is a sin.
And I'm wondering if you just let them do their nut, if they would, if they would resolve
it on their own like normal birds in the wild, who have to earn the affection of a female
bird by putting on a performance of RuPaul's Drag Race, and if it's not like that, how
do birds just like relax in the wild?
Or are they constantly, or are they only after that bird, Jorky?
So there are seasons.
For some birds, it happens once a year.
For other birds, it happens twice.
But there are several months in the year, two or three,
where their hormones kick in and tell them
it's time to reproduce.
We're prey animals.
We're hunted for our flesh.
We have to create more of us before we get eaten.
What do you mean, our flesh?
What?
They're prey animals.
they had hunted for their flesh.
Okay, you mean their flesh.
Their flesh.
Okay.
Sorry, yes.
That was from the POV of the horny bird.
I was, I was in the feathers.
My bad, I was just clarifying.
I wanted to make sure you were the horny bird
and not yourself.
So they're kind of like robots a little bit.
They're like, they're weird little drones where they go,
it's time to make more drones
and they'll be crazy and horny and aroused
and prone to arousal for those months.
And then they're chill after that.
like they're chill, and it just goes away.
But there's no like climax that actually,
as I understand it, there's no climax
that puts an end to it.
There's no like relief.
So it's just torture forever.
It's just months of torture for them.
So I try and minimize.
I try and minimize the pain.
So how often does Kiwi not have post-nut clarity
but chronic nut syndrome?
Kiwi has chronic nut syndrome for like, the first three months of summer and then like, fall.
Oh my god.
But spring and winter are his- he spends half the year horny, and then the other half of the year, he's fine.
He's a sweet little baby.
That's a terrible half of the year.
That is a terrible half of the year.
So you're telling me if Kiwi had like fucking pineapple in the room with him, he couldn't just like get off his nut and go about his delt.
He would have to like find apple as well. Yeah
So like go away
It's just chronic nut. There are hormonal treatments that exist now for birds
You can get them injected with hormonal treatments that will like minimize the horny because it's not not not at all
It's not
I don't believe in anything the government tries to tell you a naturally. Okay. I believe in eating all natural shit
I don't believe in the government. Okay, there's one thing about me
It's actually very dangerous to give your birds shots because I know shit little blood and their bodies are so small
So I give him chamomile and lavender tea and that makes them
Sleepy and like chill that helps them. You should inject nothing that was you should inject humans at all
If I got me on his vaccines. I'm against them
Am I an anti-vaxxer?
No.
But I think it's the government.
Wait a minute.
You can try to silence me.
I still get my vaccine, so I'm a hypocrite.
I'm just being honest.
I'm not a widow.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm a hypocrite.
I just don't believe in the government.
I know the government should tell me what I should do.
It's not the vaccines you're against, it's the microchips that they're putting into the vaccine.
No, it's not about the microchips, it's about the government.
Well, I don't like the government.
Please don't leave me alone.
I'm against the government, and I'm against every part of the government.
If you decide to run for the office, even if you intend on doing better, I'm against you at its heart.
Oh, well, it's a good thing I don't want to do anything with that.
It's okay, Mouse, I'm always for you, but if you choose the last...
That's cause you're from Puerto Rico, so like, you know, die, then never do anything.
I learned from you the other day that Puerto Rico was a territory which means you can't
technically be a part of the government, so I trust you wholeheartedly.
Look, can't tell me.
Thank you, thank you, tell me, oh, mouse, run for president, and I'm like, I would rather
fucking die.
You can't run for president, you're a territory, I just can't.
keeps giving me videos that are tutorials on how to dismantle the government and how to hypothetically like
Take down the White House
Dismantle what? You're a Canadian!
Oh my god!
Dismantle what? French camera?
Holy shit bro
They're talking about the United States. I keep getting these videos
Literally any other country, no matter how big or small, could do a better job at dismantling the United States
than Canada. I think that the universe is subliminally messaging me and I think I have
to run for president. You can't run for president. Why not? It's because I'm in
Mitch for the snow probably yeah, probably
I fucking hate the government
They haven't done anything right since Obama and even then I'm against what Michelle did
I just won my Twinkies with the original lard. That's all I fucking want
And Michelle just had to take it away from you original Twinkies from like 1990. Don't worry. We'll find it
I'm already so turned on by you if you start doing this. I'm gonna I'm gonna be literally a menace to you
I'm gonna I'm gonna be in your DMs chronically being like
Mouse if you look for those Twinkies, I'm already obsessed you it will get no good it would become one of froggy's daydreams
I'm gonna have to do the kidnapping daydreams of froggy if you keep this up. I can't you promise me real twinkies
I don't want to be kidnapped for real for real. I want to be like
Like you're contradicting yourself now. He's never chill
Brooding scary figure to take me in their boat and bring me into the sewers and play yachts
see you with me and then if I have a bad time I'm free to leave but like if I
have a good time then it's like no you can't leave it I'm like haha no I can't
leave haha that's not kidnapping froggy that's willingly going with somebody who
asked that's a play date at best not kidnapping oh my god I want somebody to
invite me over their house is what I'm realizing
I don't even know if it's Stockholm, Sinchon.
I think it's Stockholm.
Where was the last time you had a play date?
I don't know.
It might be over.
Oh, never.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
We're going to have a play date at my house.
I'm probably safe to be around.
I actually think the reason why I got turbo COVID in 2026 is because I don't leave my
house and then the one time I left my house to go to the dentist and then the doctor's
I came back with covid.
Listen, the way you avoid covid is not through vaccines.
The way you avoid covid is through licking a swing set.
You just do, OK?
You you prevail.
You do what nature wants you to do and you lick a motherfucking swing set.
Once you lick a motherfucking swing set, you're good for life.
The original they want to inject you with all sorts.
I'm not talking about my anti.
I'm not anti vax.
I will get, literally if you learn that I'm anti-vax,
just know that I'm a hypocrite
and I'm getting my vaccines probably, unless I forget, okay?
I have this COVID every time I vaccinated for it.
I just forgot to go and get vaccinated for it this year
because nobody was talking about it anymore.
And have you got COVID since?
Yeah, I caught COVID this year.
Oh my God, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Go lick a swing set.
Go to the local fucking, fucking local fucking park
and go lick a swing set.
No, cause I'll die if I do that.
You'll be sick for a week and then you'll get over it,
like how vaccines work in real life,
except for they don't inject you with shit
from the government.
I hate the government.
Bro, you're fucking Canadian and I don't even know
how to help you at the point.
The Americans, we learned Spanish as a second language,
except for me, who just French,
was some part of me wanted to talk to the Canadian.
I've been screwed over by every Canadian male
I've ever talked to.
What was it?
Spanish was my first language.
Oh, Spanish.
I thought you said French.
I was about to have a scare.
Oh, no.
I want to learn French.
No, why?
I'm sorry.
There's no reason.
The French won't talk to you regardless.
I learned that literally three weeks ago
when I was in France, I was in Paris,
and the French won't talk to you.
Every time you try to talk to them,
and they're like, hey, I speak English.
And I was like, oh, well, fuck you, dude.
I just fucking wanted to speak some French over here,
but God forbid I speak French and you're fucking humpback.
Use me as a way to speak English,
and I just wanna learn.
The one time I wanna learn,
I should've learned Spanish,
at least I could talk to half of the United States,
but no, I chose to learn French.
I was fucking madame Crenshaw,
I looked and talking about tele-françois,
I don't know, I was talking pineapple ass.
They don't even fucking 6-7 over there do you?
I don't know what to do at this point I just wanted to understand the fucking miraculous
ladybug.
Well, you should try more in Quebec or Montreal.
Montreal?
I don't want to go to motherfucking Canada, dude.
I would rather go to Canada.
What?
No, people in Quebec in Montreal are so nice.
Montreal?
Yeah, they will not.
You will not go to Canada.
Oh my god.
You will not go to Canada.
They'll speak French back to you.
I will not go to Canada.
What?
I will not go to Calgary.
Oh my god.
Yes.
I will not go to ice castle.
I just had a convention in Calgary.
I was there remotely and I was like, fuck, everyone is so nice.
I want to go here in real life.
This sucks.
I don't want to be here virtually.
It's so nice.
And it was so nice.
All the Canadians are fake nice.
That's the problem.
What?
Is that true?
Yeah.
Yeah, they say sorry and they don't mean sorry.
It's a filler word up there.
Okay, well, the story is a stim, but I also think that Canadians are kind, but not...
Women are hot and sexy and nice Canadian men are the problem
Are they really? Is this a sexist conversation?
Yes, oh
I think it depends where you look I
Think I'm just gonna say it as a broad statement and let the internet choose what they want to
If you're in the sticks if you're in like the sticks the sticks chances are any young dudes you meet
They're gonna suck, but all the old men you meet they're gonna be the sweetest people you've ever you've ever
They're the ones that kidnapped the grandmas, dude. They're the ones that had your weird little fantasy
I do like spending time with my pop-up my grandpa
Oh my god
I see I'm trying to be around you more froggy because your kindness is wearing I've had a lot of restraint
I don't think you and Ari were being so nice to me, but I don't think I'm as nice as you think in one of my Conan RP servers
Do you know about the pregnant ladies? Oh?
From what am I gonna start telling people to have abortions, then I think we're best friends
So in coin it exiles there was this RP server
But it had pregnancy mechanics for some reason and I was there because my friends were there
But I was like I really hate this and for like maybe three seasons of roleplay in a row
I was actively in the discord fighting against the pregnancy system. I was like it's stupid
It makes no sense
own at RP why are there pregnant women in my code at RP and
Then how is time is better?
I know
It makes no sense for you to happen in coded exiles if you're all...
PUSHED FOR JUST A PIGPIN!
HAHAHA!
We're all evil criminals!
Everyone's an evil criminal, or you're an innocent person who accidentally got accused or whatever and got thrown in there,
and now you're like the lady from Orange is the New Black and you're trying to survive in this world of hardened criminals.
Either way, it makes no sense for there to be half criminals or pregnant bro.
It makes sense for there to be babies and pregnancy in my role play because there's player versus player.
It's PvP. It's a PvP server.
Oh, so you just don't want to kill a pregnant woman?
Yeah, you do the devil honum side and call it a day, bro.
It gets worse. It gets worse, dude.
There are rules where you cannot, like, you can quote unquote beat the pregnant lady if you catch her.
But I don't want to do that. That sucks.
Why not?
That sucks, I don't want that role play.
But then also, there are immunity mechanics where if a woman is pregnant on the server,
if her character is pregnant, she can't be killed.
She can't be like, there are different levels of severity.
You want to kill women, but not the pregnant ones.
Yeah!
I'm okay with killing a woman, I don't want to kill a pregnant lady, that sucks!
But what if a pregnant woman wants to be killed?
Hmm.
They have to play on a different server, I guess, because it gets the rules.
You can't kill the pregnant lady on the surface.
Dude, let me in.
I'm about to be like Michelle Duggar, 19th of the county.
I'm ready for this.
Well, you end up having these players who are jet pregnant,
and then they would take advantage of the pregnancy
and go around stealing valuable items from the base,
doing all this stuff.
And so I was complaining because I was like,
they're taking advantage of the baby.
Wait, you were explaining it before?
I was like, damn, OK.
No, no, no!
They take advantage of the mechanic, and it's so stupid, and I hate it.
I'm like, get rid of it. We don't need it in our code-nrp.
We don't need pregnancy in our code-nrp.
People can go on Second Life if they want that role-playing, not here.
I love that chick on Second Life, Will.
They love that chick on Second Life. They love it.
People go crazy in Second Life.
Dude, pregnancy is a part of life, you know?
Yeah, but not in code-nrxiles!
Take that shit out of him!
I'm going to collect my children in code-nrxiles.
Because then there's all these stupid things where you can't harm them and there's all this dumb lore around like abortions and blub blub blub blub blub.
So Vice!
You're not allowed to-
You're not allowed to harm the fetus.
And it's just like, hmmmm.
So you think we shouldn't be allowed to harm the fetus?
We should be, but I don't really want to because I just don't really want to-
I need to watch the murder of women, but not a pregnant woman.
I'll murder a woman, I just don't want to murder a pregnant woman, you know what I'm pretty saying?
Are you afraid it's going to become like the Joker where it's like, oh my god, it's whole life.
It'll spend that whole life against you to murder you.
Yeah.
Is that what you're afraid of?
No, but what they have is, so I was venting about how I don't like that pregnant women
become immune to most punishments that exist in the game, and they take advantage of this,
like just recently.
Because you think the baby deserves it too.
Exactly!
Exactly, exactly!
I was like, I don't know what to do, I hate it, I hate it, and I've played on other servers
since, but at the time, Heavenly was in the chat, and he was like, so there, okay, there's
an NPC that you go to when it's time for you to have the baby, so if you're a pregnant
lady, you go to this NPC, and then you spawn back in.
So Heavenly was like, why don't you just camp the NPC for when they come back?
And I think that's such a good idea because you can't do anything to hurt these brat role-players.
And you're putting in a postpartum treatment.
Oh my god. Your spawn camping pregnant women.
No, postpartum treatment.
Those parts after they give birth.
Yes, yes! The whole thing is just stupid and weird and fucked up and I wish it didn't exist on the server.
It's clearly only there for people with, like, a kink, but at that point I'm like,
why don't you just make it a dedicated erotic roleplay server? Why are you merging erotic with,
like, like, sure you can have some ERP with your RP, but this is kind of like the pregnancy
keeks kind of weird. I don't know. It's kind of a weird thing to have in this, this universe where
it's full of murderers and, and vicious thieves and people that want to hurt each other and it's
constant war and everyone's violent? I don't want to see pregnant ladies in there! It makes me sad!
She should be comfortable at home with her feet up! Man, the sun!
Okay, so how do I get into the server and get pregnant?
But Conan was a baby!
But we were all a baby once!
We were all one-time baby!
How did you get pregnant, Conan?
We were all one-time baby!
How did you get pregnant?
I don't know!
Do you have sex?
I don't know!
With who?
Yeah, it's the female that's pregnant. Who's the dad?
I guess whoever the chick is that they had sex with.
Oh, are you asking like how you get pregnant in the server?
It's the most convoluted, dumb thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
Wow.
So they've written into the lore that the bracelets that you wear,
which keep you a prisoner, so you're prison manacle,
it makes you infertile.
You can't get people pregnant, you can't get pregnant,
you're infertile.
So they added a crazy side quest NPC that you talk to
and then you go and you gather the potions and the whatever
and you do an insane quest so your character can get pregnant.
And at that point I'm like, why is it locked?
Why are you, I don't understand why you have this system
but you've made us all infertile
but then you're like there's a pregnancy system and there's...
It's actually in the servers in such a fucking state dude, like a third of the server population
are all related to each other at this point.
What?
Yeah, yeah, it's like it's something bad, it's so bad!
That's a lot!
I don't like it.
I have stretched out to other roleplay servers and sometimes I come back and I take a look
around and I'm like oh it's still here oh it's still here oh and all of your
character like pregnant no I've never engaged with the pregnancy system I
really hate it so do you need another player to be pregnant or it can be like a
senior pink kind of moment you used to need another player now they've made it
easier you can just talk to the NBC and just like become pregnant without another
player. You can just do it by yourself now.
You can just be like TestTube kind of baby.
Like an amoeba. Yeah. Like an amoeba.
Okay.
Yeah, the lore is crazy. I just, I feel like if you're gonna have
the kink stuff like that, I would put more effort into advertising the server as, yes,
This is a kinky place where we love fucking pregnant women and also sometimes beating them depending on the day and I'm just
Not killing and beating the pregnant women. What else is there to do?
Well, it's a pdp server so
Most of the roleplay is like we build our fortresses and then
Okay, you piss me off because your pants are this color and then, oh, well, I don't like
the sound of your voice and then your clans go to war.
So you're like, war-ing and battling.
Wow, this is like in real life.
Yeah, exactly.
So you're like battling and there's all this diplomatic intrigue, which is really cool,
but then on the side, there's a third of the server who are like, oh, I have six weeks
a log and I'm rubbing my big belly and I'm just going to break into all these houses
and steal a bunch of valuable items and you won't be able to kill my character because
she's six weeks pregnant and I'm like this is so dumb!
Anyway, so people are asking about pregnancy Pete, who is that?
Pregnancy Pete, oh my goodness, so Pregnancy Pete is a recurring character on this server.
He is fetish, is to make as many girls pregnant as possible, he's very creepy.
He writes contracts for the ladies that he's role playing with.
And they have to agree to it and stuff so that he can knock up their characters in character
and it's just a bunch of weird ass shit.
And there was some drama at the start of the season.
I came back for this season that we're in right now.
I came back to the server for it just to be like, oh, a lot of stuff has changed around
here.
I wonder what it's like now pregnancy system is still here.
That sucks.
Oh, pregnancy Pete is still here.
But his whole thing in past seasons was he would talk about how he would grab you and
he would make you pregnant.
Like I'm like, that's disgusting.
That's really gross.
That's really fucking gross.
So, um, pregnancy Pete has kids.
He's not a lot.
I don't know a lot.
Well, actually, I don't know if he has a lot.
I don't know, but he's a part of the group where a third of the server are like each
other's children or grandchildren or great-great-grandchildren.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's going to be banjos on the horizon with this fucking server, dude.
Everybody's going to be related to each other.
Everyone's going to be playing each other's kids, and it's going to be so fucked up.
And pregnancy Pete, oh man, so he had a kid, and then that he like quit the server.
I don't know, not a lot of people are very fond of Pregnancy Pete because his endgame is to get you to sign his contract and then you're his little ERP bunny for the rest of the season and you're gonna pump out his babies and whatever.
That's his kink, that's his fetish, which is like, again, that's fine.
But this is my RPP P-server.
Yeah, it's still a 5, bro.
This is my RPP P-server.
This is not a BDSRP Pregnancy.
Like, I don't understand.
It's just a weird mix of tones. Not saying Conan isn't sexual. It totally is.
But when it's like blatant kink play like that, I don't know. I don't know. It makes and it
his obsession with it is so it's why he plays. And I can't quite remember how or why it happened,
but his daughter killed off his character, essentially. His daughter
wrote at the start of the season, this intricate backstory, it just sounds like the joke!
It sounds like a joke, baby!
Nice.
And she wrote out that she like, rose up against her mother and her father and she stole her
father's crown and now she's the queen of his kingdom, et cetera, et cetera, and then
he decided he wanted to come back and play.
Okay.
But he wanted to play pregnancy Pete and pregnancy Pete is dead and we didn't get to see the discourse of that
But he did not end up playing pregnancy Pete
He's playing pregnancy Pete too now and he is he is still here and
His daughter still has the backstory that she rose up against him and like
Destroyed his kingdom and took it from him and killed him
He killed himself. That's right. She wrote in her backstory that he killed himself
She locked him in the dungeon and he killed himself and then he came back
He was like actually I'm gonna play this character, but now he's pregnancy p2
That's pregnancy p. It's just a guy who's been around and he plays the game to try and get other people's characters pregnant
It's pregnancy p2
Dude, probably probably I just I
I have I don't want a kink shape like if somebody's into that that's fine
But I don't want to engage with the kinks. So my biggest issue comes from the server
Not advertising itself as like oh, yeah, and we fucking love pregnant women
We love making women pregnant here. That's our favorite fucking shit dude
And then it's so in your face a third of the server are related to each other because of this system
It's just so nasty. I just hate it. I hate it. I don't like it
Can I ask why we don't King shame anymore?
Well because it's expression self expression. I don't think all expression is good
I don't I think you should also some people also work through like their trauma
through kink and they use kink in many effective healing ways and I've got so
many documentaries that have so we should traumatize other people by
letting them yeah that's my problem that's where my problem is from I don't
like that it's so in your face I think it's nasty I think it's gross I think
it's gross and I think it makes no sense because wait there's also like the
the moms will be like roleplaying like they're the best mom and yadda yadda yadda
but you just got pregnant through your kid over the wall of the prison
and then you're back to prison
like you're not actually raising a baby
that's the other thing
yeah players yeah there are some players who are just coming in and they're talking about like
oh yeah, I just had my kid
Llllllllllllllllllllllll
and my character's like dude, you suck ass
you fucking suck ass dude
they just called me and when you-
So, what has been your experiences with, you know, pregnancy P?
What has been-
I've never role played with him.
I avoid him like the plague.
I don't engage him though.
Would you give him a hi hello, how are you?
No, because he might flash his contract, his ERP contract.
I don't know if it's a confidentiality contract.
He's like a guy in a trench coat ready to flash it at you.
I don't know the details of it.
All I know is that I have had friends
who engaged with him, and they know,
they were like, yeah, he's got this contract
that he makes you sign to-
You're stupid.
With have his babies.
Yeah, it's weird.
And we're going to cover and find out.
I love what he does.
That would mean I have to read the words
coming out of his fingers.
What kind of person is he off honing?
I don't know.
I volunteer.
tribute give me the link I'm ready but I'm going to interact with pregnancy Pete I think
the coolest and the best Conan our peace river I've ever played on was like a Pathfinder
server no Dungeons and Dragons so there are some Conan servers where they've taken Conan
and used it as a sandbox for other games and then modders who are insane have implemented
actual Dungeons and Dragons mechanics like you're playing on like foundry or an online
any online Dungeons and Dragons dice roller where they have the abilities built in and character sheets and stuff
There are some people who have put Dungeons and Dragons
In code and exiles, and it's really cool. I think like some of the coolest stories
They also have really really detailed character creators, so I had
I had Eladrin Elves change with the season so I would have her change and I had different
outfits and different hairs and different plants and stuff all over her that she would change.
It was so cool, it was awesome, and I never saw any pregnancy.
But if there had been pregnancy, would that have bothered you?
In Dungeons & Dragons, I don't think it would have bothered me as much because those worlds
aren't taking place in the exile lands, which is a dangerous prison full of monsters and
like, and killers and criminals.
And the setting to me, I think it's the setting to me with the Code and Exiles roleplay where
there's pregnancy, but it takes place in the exile lands.
I think it's the setting that feels weird.
But if like, somebody in the Dungeons and Dragons server
was just like,
because then you're pregnant lady,
you can just put her feet up, you know?
She can just put her feet up.
She can just sit there
and she can just take care of herself.
And then also, I don't know,
maybe then she's got her baby and it's wholesome and it's cute.
But ooh, that's another thing.
I get a little uncomfortable when children are in role play
because I don't trust people.
I don't trust them.
An adult role-playing as a child.
Yeah, an adult role-playing as a child
or eating in World of Warcraft.
I did a lot of role-playing as a child.
I did a lot of role-playing as a child.
People would pick the gnomes or the goblins
and role-play as the child of other characters
and it just made me feel worried and uncomfortable
because there are creeps online and I don't trust them.
I don't trust them.
It's always World of Warcraft is when I was 13, I had an ERP Guild on WoW, Lugard Server,
and Elwynn Forest.
I didn't know what ERP was, but I was the kid.
My name was Twinkies as in the Hostess Cake, but people thought it was Twinkies as in like
young, you know, lean boys.
I did that at the time.
I had a diamond-tipped cane that was sparkle.
My name was Wendell, and I would tell them, you got swindled by Wendell.
Because I would like send people to ERP together and they would give me gold and I was like, yeah, they're making out over there, but really they were being, you know, 30, 30 dollars.
Oh no.
That was cheap.
I was a pimp. I had like, I had the tiger striped hat too, the jungle themed hat.
And then whenever people would be like, the ERP sucked out my money back, I'd be like, you got swindled by Wendell and I'd block them.
What's froggy yucking someone's yumps that's a wild Vanilla?
I'll be black there the creeps on the internet the internet has never been safe for children
And I feel like adults introducing children into role-play spaces is a dangerous game when you don't know the strangers on the MMO
That you're playing with yeah, bro. I was role-playing at an age. I shouldn't have been anyway
Dude dude
I had grown as people send me presents as like a teenage girl
And my dad got so mad when he found out never let your kids have a phone never let your kids have
the fucking internet bro. The shit I was doing at 13 is crazy. You should never never let your kids.
I don't trust strangers. You should never trust anybody.
Nope, nope. Whenever there's a kid in a in an environment where it's like a bunch of adults, I even if it may allegedly be wholesome family RP
I'm like, okay, you know, I don't know. I don't know sure
But I get worried I get really worried. I don't like it. That's also another big
I'm thinking about it. I'm like, yeah, it would make sense for there to be pregnant ladies in like the D&D universe
especially since you're not
I'm sorry to leave on the pregnancy note that you know where we were yeah you be
your best you pregnant or not have fun thanks guys I love you I'm sorry to leave
on such a strange note that was wild bro
I was like, okay, I'm gonna send it to Mochi and then ask her how was it?
I don't know if my butt ended up...Henya gave me this butt scrub that's supposed to make my ass smell like peaches.
The product smells like peaches, but I don't know if my butt did because I can't sniff my own ass.
What do you mean butt scrub? Is it like specifically for your butt?
It's a scrub specifically for your butt.
maybe your butt does smell like that I have no clue cuz I can't sniff my own
ass well apparently it smells like a peach so I think your butt smells like
peach right now then that's so funny there's peach for your butt and the butt
isn't it I'll use it before I go I saw that also I saw your video of your
announcement release dude mouse and have you seen it it's cute yeah mousey's
announcement wait wait you gotta see it hold on I'm gonna send it over
I sent you the link
Chow is like whoa I love the Jared Tarot card I literally said that video had
more effort in it than like my entire fucking lore for the past two years like
I'm not real real time yeah that genuinely had more effort than my whole
entire two-year fucking lore career you know what's so bad I didn't notice that
the store owner was me like that was like you know cuz I was like oh this is
a cool cute video dude that is so cool and then I was like I love the Jared
tarot cards I'm like what wait no the tarot cards do kind of look like Jared's
huh I guess it's a very generic design and I thought about I was like wait a
minute tarot cards at a scam store is that me and then that's when I realized
it was me after you announced it oh that was me the whole time and you put a
a cat in there I'm gonna come get away I find you both I cried that was so
wholesome and thoughtful and I cried I love it what the fuck I'm glad you're
lucky if someone mentioned it to me yesterday and I was just like they're
like you were announced to join Mousey's thing by the way and I was like I'm I
I don't know cause I was like live.
It was so cute but I was live and I didn't check it
and I didn't want to spoil anything.
So I was like, what are you talking about guys?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about guys.
You guys are so silly.
Speaking of Twitter, I just got a warning.
What?
They just sent me this, they put a warning on my,
Twitter sent me a warning.
Apparently like my goal live tweet where I was like,
oh I had three nightmares last night.
They were like, oh, we flagged your post for inappropriate content.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
What is this?
Why?
And then it's like, if you want to appeal,
and I'm like, how the fuck do you even appeal that?
Eh.
Eh.
I'm not going to tweet it, bro.
I didn't even realize you could get warned on Twitter.
Bro, I haven't gotten warned in a long time,
Since I used to post my art on Twitter
And I've never been like worn for like a freaking tweet, bro
I've never gotten worn on Twitter at all
And I'm pretty sure I post the shittiest things in the world
Send that to me, please
Oh, okay
I'm literally like just happened
Did you like it?
Yeah, it's so cute!
I can't believe it HENYA'S GONNA APPEAR!
Hey hey hey mochi tail!
What's your pink blood?
Oh!
I'm bloated!
Is this pink blood? Do you think people just reported my tweet just because it has pink blood in it?
Like blood?
It's not even blood!
It's pink!
For HENYA since she deafened, basically Mousy's tweet got reported.
What are you reporting on?
On Twitter!
Wait, why?
Because there's blood on her face.
People are mean.
People are fucking cringe bro, it's Twitter.
What the fuck dude?
I'm telling you man, Twitter's not real bro.
Twitter isn't real.
You know what's so insane though?
I've been, okay, I've been seeing like a lot of jokes that are like, like thinking about
about pussy I'm clitorly thinking like one of those you know I'm saying so I've been
like liking them because I think they're funny and now my Twitter is back to a horny Twitter
like I anytime I scroll on Twitter it's just like it's just horny dude everything is horny
and I have to like focus on my timeline so then it goes back to like cat videos and cute
animal videos thinking about pussy I'm
politically thinking
wait a while to get nothing but cash
off online but I finally got it
I don't even look at it because I feel
like a now Twitter is a PvP area
That's so true!
TRUTH!
Wait a minute!
TRUTH!
Oh, Truth Nook!
Truth Nook!
It's so true!
Choose your fight!
Everyone, I do it on fucking Twitter, bro!
That's crazy!
I don't even use it on Twitter anymore.
I only go on Twitter to post live.
Yeah.
The main content is about fighting, so I don't watch it anymore.
That is so true.
My name, I'm Genius after all that you're a Genius!
Yeah, she's a genius and she doesn't use Twitter think about that guys. Maybe maybe if I uninstall Twitter
I will be a genius too
No way
I also rarely use Twitter now. I only use it to like post my schedule post going live and then
That's it like one tweet after Street like sponsor starting like that
Yeah
It goes crazy, man. Oh
Oh
Don't put a warning on my tweet, but then I'll get like 10 people that threaten to kill me my family
Go on girl address that yeah, girl
Go on, why did you do that, Karo?
What, when? Huh?
Whoa, you're evil and cruel and fucked up.
I can't believe it.
I was rude, but you did.
Go.
Exactly.
I just woke up, like, ten minutes ago.
I'm not ready for this.
Address me, Karo.
No.
Yeah, Karo.
God damn it.
What are you guys doing in there?
I'm a dumping
Talking trauma dumping
Um, I just started to stream to I'm just
Do nothing like we have no fucking cool social life or anything like I might even ask
Wee?
Wee bitch, no.
I have like one billion friends and six billion single women running towards my direction right now.
Okay, what did you do yesterday?
What did I do yesterday?
Yeah, that isn't streaming.
One of my six billion two beautiful women!
Yeah, because I'm so social.
I play women's sky for 12 hours.
Woo!
Wow!
Is it good?
It's fun! I love it!
I love digging holes!
I love digging holes!
I love digging holes!
Oh wow.
How'd you dig a hole?
I played a game about digging a hole.
Isn't that what we're doing?
Yup.
Oh yeah!
I've never played this game by the way.
I love digging holes.
Yeah, it's fun!
That's how you play it.
Me too!
Me too! It's so fun isn't it?
I played it yesterday. I love it.
Oh nice! I played it like last week but I think you guys all love it too.
I actually haven't played this game at all.
Like when I watched Mousy play it, she wasn't even digging a hole.
You guys were like outside talking for like 35 minutes being like we need to drag someone else.
We need to drag and I was like what is she playing?
That's what we've seen about Pride Falls!
What the?!
So, why did you invite me to this game?
You're perfect.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wait, I don't remember getting invited.
This game was quite for me.
There was just a group chat and then you said we are digging holes this week.
Like, there was no, like, how you free.
There's no, there's no question for you. You have to do it.
Digging holes, bi-o.
Yes, sir.
I'mma open it, should I open it in Vulcan?
No, do it in Direct 12.
Direct 12?
Yeah.
We can't invite you to things, girl.
Why?
Because you automatically have to be included.
Because you'll be like...
What?
This has never happened.
It's never happened.
It's never happened ever.
That all actually sounded like two crows were in college us now
Okay, okay
Still waking up guys
Immediately include you in everything because you won't invite yourself or except in the two the fuck invites themselves
You shouldn't have done that!
Let her cook guys!
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
I mean...
Yes!
Exactly!
You don't invite me!
Exactly!
What?
You shouldn't have done that!
Let her cook guys!
Am I wrong?
Yes!
Exactly!
Boom!
Which means I'm right!
Exactly!
I love how it's right!
Wait, Pratful?
We have to embrace yourself.
Wait, wait, is the game called Pratful?
Yes.
Wait, then Misha, you gifted me the wrong fucking game.
No, dumbass, I gave you both, bitch.
I gave you Pratful and Digging Hole.
Because I thought it'd be funny.
Wait, so I downloaded the wrong fucking one?
Oh, that's on you, isn't it?
Hold on.
That's kind of on you, buddy.
I want you to know, by the way,
I gifted Kuro pratfall and digging hole and I said download pratfall
I never believe you see the shit fine. I downloaded now
This fucking ass what's wrong Kuro?
What I just don't know what this other game was
It's a recent game that I think
Don't you like holes, Garo?
Take my fucking kisses!
You're on my phone.
Pose?
Pose.
Ha!
Okay.
What is this game?
Okay.
That's like a dog on the front, so I think I'm on the right one.
Yes.
What is connect?
Yeah, you are, you are!
What?
Connect?
Yeah, in-game you can connect crowd control and chaos tricks.
What is that?
That's kind of like twitch integration.
That means chat will be able to mess with the game.
The rest of the game.
We have a...
What do you want to host?
You want to host?
We can host, because I've never played it before.
No, I'm not opening Twitch integration.
Suck a dick, fat.
Suck a dick.
Hell no.
There's mods.
There's this.
I'm sorry bro.
Let us help.
Bro, if you guys were in Henya's chat, or Mousy's chat, I would see it.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't let them lie to you bro.
Let us help. Not even in my chat. No one's gonna freaking help.
You wanna know what happened the last time I put Twitch integration with Pete?
They spawned ten tornadoes back to back.
I
See I'm sorry. Yeah, no the only person I trust I don't even know I don't even know any more man
Make it 11 tornadoes in the voice chat.
Oh, this game had a voice chat.
Yeah, it has voice chat and it's really good.
Oh, should we use in-game chat?
Okay! Yeah!
Hi.
Hello!
Oh, you know that my in-game chat.
Hello!
Hello!
You can chat.
Hi!
Look, over here.
how do I change how do I change ah why am I fucking green why the fuck am I
like gross green dude you agree what the oh now I'm just sick like can you
I can hear you. Yeah, I can hear you. Wait, there'll be Jared. Wait, he's already low.
I can sound low? Oh, I can increase it. I already increased career to the max and it's
Yeah, he's like whispering to me.
Oh, I hear you clearly.
Um...
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah!
Ow!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
HIT THE STYLE!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
I dig you.
Lost the dog rule.
Ow!
Hahahaha!
I'm not getting hit by.
Well you're bald.
Wait how did you do that?
It's an S.
That's like the where's the dog's location. Oh, yes
There's a hole. Why did you push the dog in curl? Oh
I didn't you that you pushed them in my god one in the hole now. We have to go get him
I didn't do that. Ah
Are you ready? Yeah, I didn't know yours
This background music will drive me insane, I can tell.
Oh!
Fragile drop, boondog.
Okay!
Don't.
Real.
Don't.
Look at this.
Huh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Look, how do you do that?
Oh it's a R!
No no no!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I can do this!
Oh!
Yeah!
I don't know.
Oh!
Oh no!
Waa waa waa!
Look that's something stuck in my head.
It's me opera.
I'm gonna go...
Waa waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Waa waa waa!
Is the asphalt damage here?
Yes...
That's better...
He's all the way down there already...
Oh My Goodness!
You're so fast!
What the fuck...
TheyTubeären
We have to just keep going down
Okay
What's that
That's a tree
Oh, I thought that was a guy. No, no, I was not a guy.
Oh scared bruh.
Oh, why could you do that?
You have to go down. Oh!
Did you see that?
How do you pick up on a car?
Yeah, look this you pick this up and you throw it
Oh, okay
I tried plotting, but I'm-
Yeah! It's a computer platform!
Yeah.
Oh.
What are the rocks with you?
It's nothing.
The rock's got nothing for me.
Oh, he's running off.
If you see like a sparkly purple thing, it's food, but if you see like a sparkly blue thing, it's like an item.
What sparkly thing?
Like, if you see purple...
Sparkly orange.
Or purple orange.
Oh!
You see right there! You see right there!
Sparkly thing!
Like...
Uh...
Where is it?
Yeah, it's upstairs!
Yeah, it's up there! It's up there!
Who's it?
I saw it!
I saw the blue one!
I saw...
Oh, I'm gray, so it's wrong.
Oh, it's right there! Right there!
I see it!
Yay, see it?
Boss, did we get the game?
I did!
Really? We went to the last Asia, so we couldn't beat it.
It was very hard.
But we can do it.
Oh yeah!
The last stage is insane, isn't it?
It's very...
Crazy.
I was really scared.
Cause there really isn't like a place to like...
It's just like winding down.
We can do it!
We got this!
Yes!
Oh...
Oh.
Sigh.
But there'll be light.
What?
Where are you?
He's over here.
Oh, okay, I'm coming.
Oh, what did you say?
Excuse me, sir.
Hey.
Side-back.
Can't go back!
Oh my god!
I don't know what just happened, but oh my god!
What just happened?
I don't even know if you need help.
On the side, the bar on the side, that's your health bar.
So like you eat food to make it go up again.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
side that's your health bar. So like you eat food to make it go up again.
Oh, I had a...
Here, have a cucumber.
Oh, nice cucumber!
Thank you.
Thank you. Yay, thank you!
I have a snorlax pie. We all now have cucumbers.
This background music is getting-
Oh!
It's fucking you too, baby.
Careful.
Woo!
No!
What was that?
AHHHHH!
Girl, how are you dead?
Help.
Help!
No!
No!
Help!
How? How?
We can revive him!
Help!
How do we revive him?
Help!
Help!
Oh
You want this here like I say
Fine, they're fine
OOOH!
I got a bunch of gun out of you.
Oh yeah, that's like a bomb.
Oh, WAM!
What the fuck is that? What is that?!
YOOH!
YOOH! What is that?!
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Yes!
It's a worm!
It's a worm!
It's just a worm!
Okay, I got to kill the other one.
Oh no.
Thank you!
I saw the fucking bomb.
Hang on, Dougie into a hole and I saw a fucking bomb.
Oh no.
He has this!
Oh!
Accident!
But here he is, I gotta get it.
Well, well, well, I've got to drill again!
Oh, warm again.
This.
Uh-oh, it's a worm.
Yeah, worm.
Uh-oh, look at that.
What do you mean it's a worm?
Waaah!
Waaaaah!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh, hey, yeah, I was counting for you, hey, yeah.
I got a cheese bomb. What is a cheese bomb for?
Oh, if you throw it, it explodes and it turns everything into cheese and you can eat it.
So it brings you health.
That was a bad, that was a bad!
Do you do you want some of that you want some cheese?
And you revive me so then I can also eat some cheese
They can also eat some cheese
I know what to do I know what to do
It's what-
Do this!
Wait.
Did you bring this?
AHH!
Oh, jeez!
Help! I'll be up.
What is this? Purple thing!
I just ate some cheese, man.
Cheese!
Oh my god, cheese!
Yay!
I will keep you well with my cheese.
Yeah, I do!
Oh, what's that green thing over there?
Oh!
Is someone died?
Oh yeah.
The respawn.
Wait, there's more cheese down here!
What the fuck?
Jesus! Jesus!
Cheese!
What do you mean?
Hey, I want a cheese!
Hey!
There's more!
There's a cheese!
You put it so far!
How do we get down there, Casey?
Leslie?
Ah, it doesn't really work.
But it's okay, it works just enough.
We're fine, we're fine, yes.
Oh, cats are cute.
Oh, that glow is from the cat.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
What is this, like, unbreakable rock?
Oh, I don't know. Some rock can just stand like breaking at all.
It's here somewhere!
Ooh!
Who come from?
Uh oh. Um. Hey. I gotta drop an item down there. Uh oh. It's fine. I won't find more.
You can go down. Okay. Why don't we go down from here? You slide down. Oh, is this the
Oh, I got another, yeah, and there's another drill on here if you want to hit ya.
You should pick it up.
I can't pick it up.
I have, I have post, uh, I'll pick it up.
I have three cheeses.
What the?
Save the cheese.
Here, I'll feed it to you.
I'll get you!
Eat you some cheese.
Oh, what is that?
Come jump on this!
You'll fall with me without fall damage.
Alright, that's a good idea.
Mom!
How do you go to... oh?
Do you have any more of those?
Speak all out.
Well from a baby
Hey, bring me back
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
Uh oh. Okay. I'm good at with the sauce. I can do this.
Oh no! You thought you knew?
Oh!
Okay, I'll find all of you and then we'll be fine.
You should revive Coral!
Why is she looking like that?
I am there.
You are here, isn't it?
Yeah, you can revive me.
Yeah, but I'm scared that I can't reach there.
Oh, okay, just leave him there.
No, I'm alive right here.
Hello, hi.
Hello, just leave him there.
I love her a lot.
Okay, wait, I can just go around.
Oh, you got it, you got it, nice!
Okay, now we have to find Hanna and Mouse.
Now's not where I'm supposed to be.
How do I get out of here?
I'll go fuck myself.
Mind out.
Mining game.
How do you have to reach there?
Mine.
Mine.
Mining game.
First we mine, then we craft.
Yes.
We mine craft.
I'm coming!
I'm coming for you!
Where is he?
Is that all that's used?
Wait, that's where I'm coming.
Oh my God!
There's a respawn!
There's a respawn!
There's a respawn!
Thank you!
Oh yeah, there it is!
Oh!
Oh!
Goaded with the sauce, I still live.
A fad?
Kenya?
Oh, guys?
Uh-oh.
Where is Kenya?
Oh
She has like a little help like if she jumps you know, okay, don't worry
Okay
I'm controlling you can't catch me.
Play.
Here. Eat that.
Aw, thank you!
Okay.
Is there a bomb?
This way, this way!
Oh, Sprout.
Oh, man, bro!
Not going to episode.
Come over here and jump!
No, I love how I see Miles.
What?
Kiss you!
You think that works?
Yeah, jump!
Are you fucking kidding me?
You suck!
What do you mean?
What the fuck, man?
Oh, that was a little awkward, wasn't it, guys?
Hey, guys, I might need help.
I got you a pick under us.
Why?
I required it.
How do we go to hell?
How bad is it?
I don't have a pick.
I'm going to try to get a pick.
I don't have a
I'm gonna try to
I'm gonna play my own song
I don't know
I mean like
How do I know
Sorry, I looked at it again.
What is that word?
Dude!
Don't eat it!
What?
Don't eat it!
Oh my god, it doesn't stop.
Come back!
Come back!
Come back!
Come back!
Thank you, Cumber.
Yay!
Just get it!
Just get it!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Thank you, Cumber.
Yay!
Just get a, just find a revive, bro. I'm above you.
I'm coming.
Alright, Mochi, I'll see you.
I'm a super guy.
I am super good.
Oh, no.
Wait, Kenya, if you mind to the right.
On your left.
I'll be at the venue.
Oh my god it's playing!
Wait guys it's me!
I'm right here at the bottom!
I'm here! Hi guys!
I think I lied or something.
There you go, there you go!
Alright, let's get this!
No!
I think you're wrong.
You're just...
Bro is playing...
We're playing football.
He's playing fall during the game.
Why is he just falling?
Oh my gosh!
Oh shit!
Wait, is there any way down there?
I
Everybody
And then we can talk to each other.
Oh my God.
I have a plan.
Okay, you guys move the way, cause literally I...
Yeah.
I have one HP.
Oh, that's a deep ball, by the way.
Oh my God.
Okay, I got this. Hold on.
Oh, that's... oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Makase-te!
Makase-te!
Makase-te!
Oh, look, this one!
Okay, oh, what is that?
Did it really work?
Oh, that one!
I, I throw, I throw this one!
Oh, you're too smart.
Right here.
Okay, watch out for these green things.
Oh yeah, there's like jump pads.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I thought they were fighting.
Pearl, fall for us again.
Did he just fall again?
He fell again.
Oh, he fell again.
Hey, Pearl, you dead again?
He's dead again.
What the heck, Niles?
I don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it.
Attention squad, I am alive.
Who the hell revives this guy?
Why does he have to get that stuff?
What if it was on it right here?
What are you talking about?
Attention freaks!
Attention freaks!
Attention!
What do you have to say?
Rock!
Hit!
What should I say about that?
Can I say anything?
Subscribe to Iron Mouse now!
You're sucking in Charlie's meal!
Unhand him, I penis!
You're killing Charlie's people!
What's that?
Yo-yo-yo-yo!
Oh shit.
I'm stuck in a tiny snail.
I see you.
Are you ready to receive my lift, Peter?
There's a drop here.
Be careful.
Really?
Yes.
Did it drop the beast?
Why don't you have some kook on there?
Oh.
Oh, my god.
There's some co- oh.
Accidentally ate it.
Wait, I know what to do.
What?
I...
Oh, my god.
Wait, you can throw a ace here?
Yes.
Where?
Is that above you?
Behind you!
Where?
In front of you!
What?
Is that dog icon?
That means our dog is there.
Why do you think we're doing this?
What do you think this is all for?
It's for our dog!
We're rescuing your dog!
Yeah.
I think we were just digging into the earth for no reason.
We're just digging into the earth for no reason.
We're just digging into the earth for no reason.
No reason.
Yes!
Now!
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I didn't, I don't know.
Oh!
Damn.
You gotta wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What do you mean?
What's that about?
I was just getting rid of it.
I wasn't aiming at you or anything.
I'm in the pickle, dude.
Everybody knows.
Keep going.
They know me where it goes.
I see them and they throw.
I see them and they throw.
I see them and they throw.
I see them and they throw.
I see them and they throw.
I see them and they throw.
I don't know no nothing about no ice, I'm just cold.
40 something, nearly 70 so I've been told.
My God he knows the whole song about art.
Holy shit, I can't believe this shit.
Ain't no fucking way.
I hate no fucking way.
Guys, we made it!
We made it!
We made it!
Hey, put it like alive!
No way!
Oh, there's a long range warp.
What is that?
Oh, I think like if you put it down, uh, it's not important.
I was like, right here!
Right here, right here!
Oh yeah, you should get a meat.
It's a ham!
Her, uh, mouse, are you low?
Oh, you just... nope, nope.
That's what it does.
What's that?
Oh, Mouse, are you low in health?
Uh, no, I'm having a serious liver.
He's more low than me.
Oh, he's looking for me.
Greedy fish.
Hahaha.
I know what we're gonna do now, right?
What?
Eeeeh!
Eeeeh!
We have to dig, damn.
Wait, I know how to dig, but let's see.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You just took my meat and wasted shit. You fucking tramp-hole.
Why is it my drill? What is it, Karm?
Remy, where'd your drill go? Away!
I'm fucking hiding. I'm hiding. I'm like a penguin.
Don't go down there.
Oh, this place is so slippery!
Yeah, it's really slippery.
Uh, so we have to be careful. Uh-oh, worm.
Oh, we're coming!
I'm out of here!
I think the worm won't get out of here.
Right now!
Yeah, surely he won't.
Right now!
I mean, imagine if I'm here, you're there, and the worm goes to curl up there.
What the fuck is that noise?
Smell it?
Ugh!
The black worm is off.
I'm dead.
Uh oh.
How do we go down?
Oops.
I can do it.
Okay, Hena, do you trust me?
Okay.
Okay, go.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I
Yes, if you want to go down I can thank you
Okay
Okay
Could have been so funny there, but I won't
I
Hey, Tis, throw some Tis on me!
I'll try to come up.
I'll try to come up.
There's so many Tis!
Look at all those Tis!
Hi!
I'm here to get Tis!
What do you mean?
What?
Don't you talk a whole nothing!
What?
Don't you talk a whole nothing!
What?
What is that?
What is that there?
What is that there?
What?
Catch me!
Catch me!
catch me, catch me, catch me, catch me, catch me, catch me, catch me!
hey wait, can you catch me too?
catch me too!
nevermind, don't catch me
hello
Ha
I did it! I saved up!
Thank you.
My friggin squad.
Why, like, just...
Ad dad?
Nah.
Wait, are you just Ad dad?
No cats.
I can wait for them here.
Damn!
Spawn statue?
I don't see any, but let me see if I can look through the walls.
There.
Oh, I know.
Bro, I'm so below.
Yeah, up here. Up here. Yeah, there right, yeah.
I see, I see, I see you.
It's right over here.
It's not over.
It's over.
They're safely here.
I don't see any statues.
Customized it.
Hey, Malper, are you?
Uh, all the way at the bottom.
Oh wow.
I fell really far down.
Uh-oh, really far down.
I don't like the great sound from here.
Um...
I can try something, but it might not...
I just want...
Oh my god, I'm at 2,240 feet.
I'm at 2,246 feet down.
2,000?
Yeah.
Uh-oh, worm.
What was that?
Oh
He's coming
Oh my get away from my body. I'm not even alive. Leave me alone.
Big mouse where are you? I'm all the way at the bottom. I'm like 2,000 feet down.
down. Uh-oh! 2,200 feet down. You're at 1,900 something.
Oh! I have a bomb! I have a cloud bomb and then a beach bomb. What does that do?
It bounces and then it explodes. The beach bomb does the cloud. I'm not really sure. I think it like makes a cloud.
Oh, that is a hard job.
Oh, that is a hard job.
Wow bomb. Okay. What does that do? What does that supposed to do?
Wait! The thing is, makes a plan.
Not yet! Not today, all of us!
But I don't know how to get over that.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
So I felt so the bomb does something.
Hmm, yeah, you're kinda close to me.
Well, not close, close, alright.
Yeah, because I am.
You're kinda close to me.
You got it!
Ah, yes!
Oh, girl!
You're the only one.
You're the only one.
Hey, you can keep the mate.
Well, die.
I'm trying to do that.
You have to make the jump!
I swear you can make it!
I swear
That looks good
So far I don't see none
Wait, I don't want to hear about you.
I see too much.
We're all below you.
Right below you.
Oh, no!
You guys are so far!
Ooh.
It's fine.
Watch out!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, no!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
IF THIS IS GONE!
I don't know how many times you will die.
Hello?
What is happening?
Oh my god, girl!
You're playing a prank on me!
What is that girl doing?
Oh my god!
Oh wow.
Yes.
What the hell was that?
That!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
It might...
Someone clipped the part where I was in a hole and I just hear him, they go,
catch me! Catch me! Catch me! Catch me!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
And then fucking die!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
And then I was like, I'm not there and then Mousey goes,
catch me!
And then I die!
I fell to my ground!
And I was like, God!
There! I can't catch you! And then Mousey goes,
I saw you!
Yes!
And me!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
All the way down.
Ha ha ha ha!
The fucking doors!
All the way down!
I fell all the way down.
To my grandma's house.
All the way down!
I'm gonna quickly pee.
Give me one second.
Just load us up if you feel like it.
Oh, cost a bit.
Ow.
Nothing this!
Yeah!
Oh, this is where you invite them.
Ow!
I want the pointy... I want this pointy thing.
You have so many stuff!
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wow.
I like this British...
British what?
British teeth.
British teeth!
Yeah.
British teeth?
Yeah.
How can you know British teeth?
Yeah, what is the British teeth?
They're very nice and clean.
Oh, nice!
Do that.
I look so ugly.
I'll go and make myself look...
Maybe it's the hat.
I have returned.
Welcome back!
Where's my L?
Let's begin.
What if I have no teeth?
Oh.
Gummy.
What do you mean, oh?
Oh, gummy, gummy.
Right.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
There.
I guess you'll find me easily at the hole.
When I fall.
There we go.
Oh, what are you going to do with that song?
BAM!
Sorry, that is a missing note.
Wow, girl, wow.
I try it.
Hey, hey.
Hey! Hey!
Wow!
Hey now!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let me play it again, huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh shit!
Ha ha ha!
What?
Ball!
Why did they just instantly give me a fucking bomb that I can't...
It's not...
There's an achievement for taking the ball all the way down to the bottom, I see a dog.
Fuck!
Ah!
Still gonna beach bomb.
I
Was a beat-bomb
See I knew it would bounce
I would bounce!
He? I caught you.
You would bounce.
Yeah you would.
I would bounce.
Oh wow.
No more falling?
You're a pig and a pig.
I regret the lot of times I've been there.
You fuck you see, man?
It is what grows you. I'm a pro. I know what I'm doing.
Well, now I know what a bomb is like.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Hey, man, what's a dingus?
If you throw the dingus, uh, and, like, let's say you throw it, like, on a corner, it makes a platform.
Oh, it's me.
You throw the dingus.
I will hold on to the dingus for a while.
Oh, there's a bomb.
There's a bat, there's a bat.
There's a bat.
There's a bat.
He's gonna die, die.
Hello!
Everybody's alive still.
What's it called?
Grownbeam.
That one, if you throw it on the ground,
it'll basically make earthling a growth on it.
growth on it. It's like makes like a place to go I have that mouse a cute combo I'm
I'm going to see what you mean by this.
Huh!
Let's see.
Oh, wow!
Whoa!
What, you don't do it?
Oh!
Yeah!
Uh oh, run.
Very nice.
Are you, is there a health okay mouse?
Yeah, I'm fine.
You should save it.
Well, my health is not okay anymore.
I fell down.
Hi mouse! Hi!
Oh you're so fast!
I fell. I fell down.
Uh oh. Uh oh.
Do you need a cucumber?
WAAAHHH! WAAAHHH!
Oh this is delicious!
My cucumber!
Eat this, mouse. Where are you in ya?
Oh, yeah
Most of you got milk
He died
He fucking died
Oh, I have a thing!
Okay, know the thing.
Are you still alive?
Hey, dog, Koro.
You're alive. Give me a song.
Let go.
Waaah!
Holy shit.
Oh, hello!
Oh, hi!
Hey, I died.
Hey, I have a stack.
I fell all the way to the bottom.
Okay.
Thanks.
Thanks, Pearl.
No problemo.
I'm not a mean blast guy.
You should blast me.
Why blast me?
Blast your beam.
You blast your fucking beam.
Blast my beam?
I'm gonna blast your beam.
Who's real life?
Drill!
Batsbeams!
Yeah, I'm just...
Ow!
Everybody's still alive. It was just my dumb ass that died.
I don't think there's anything under us.
Well, maybe there is.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I got a few in the door.
Tonight's gonna be a- I can't run.
Tonight.
No!
What the fuck, man?
I think I'm gonna get him.
This is going crazy.
Whoa, what was that?
That was sick.
I was sick. We could be a planter.
I'm gonna be a planter. I'm gonna go live on a farm.
I'm gonna work in Stardew Valley.
What are you gonna play Stardew Valley, huh?
I know, I know.
I got you the game. You don't have a choice.
I was busy.
What is it doing? What?
Australia.
Doing Australia?
Well, Jesus.
He's doing all of Australia.
Oh
Oh
Home job, oh, that's good keep that
Didn't he forget his reasel?
Did you forget your reasel?
I didn't forget my reasel, though I had to get it.
You want to see this?
Oh that's so good what the hell
No?
Yeah.
Hey, what the fuck, Moe?
Tracked the youth without your visa, is that true?
No, I didn't forget, I didn't know I needed it.
What?
I didn't know I needed a visa to, uh, is it... oh, straight?
Oh, by the way, it's on.
Can't do visa on arrival, like...
And I found that out at the counter.
Luckily, yeah, but luckily you could have planted mine.
Holy shit!
He died a bump by the commonwealth.
So what does a beam blast do?
It blasts beans.
Oh wait, what the fuck?
Or does it mean?
Not beans.
Fucking bitch.
Yes, your mother.
So calm.
oh my god
that's the end right there
fighting
oh shit
real monster
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
ahhhhhh
What the fuck?
Oh, wait, wait, that wasn't part of the plan.
What the fuck?
Hold on, I'll get your body, it's mine.
Yeah, sure, uh...
Here you go.
Oh, a pop frog.
Pop-Frog. Oh, Poppy.
What happened?
Good? Okay.
Fucking grenade. Everything is a grenade.
Alright, I'm gonna say a body.
Gotcha.
I am reliable.
You are unreliable.
What an unreliable person you are.
Thanks.
I guess you're reliable.
Oh, this is not good.
This is nothing.
This is not good.
WAAAH!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
well look at you revive revive statue now where bro
Oh my god, that's...
In here?
I can jump!
Please!
It's okay, it's a tree.
Do you see any revives that choose around?
Uh oh.
Pop more!
I live.
How did you not take more damage?
So if you fall like last minute and then you have a quad, you just put it down the moment
you almost like reach the floor and it ran and push and tear fall.
Okay, hang on.
Okay, you're fine though.
You're fine.
Okay, I'm fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
You're going to find that rebound too eventually.
Why the fuck do we get bombed?
What is that?
You're fine, you're fine, you're gonna find that rebound spot too eventually.
Why the fuck do we get a bomb?
What is a bomb for?
I know!
There's a lot of fucking bombs down there.
Uh-oh.
I fucked up there.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD!
AHH!
You're close to me!
Here we go!
Hey, he fell off!
Heyyyyyy!
BAM!
Whoa, what?!
Hey, but she's kinda stuck now.
Wait, no!
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh my god, you guys are so far!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's it.
You wanna try one more time?
Yay!
Yeah!
What the fuck, bro?
Did you see that?
Catch me as I see her fall somewhere else.
I don't want to try!
How many bombs?
What is bomb for?
What is boomstick for?
Oh wait.
Yeah throw it.
Give me the boom.
Boomstick.
Oh come on.
Why did you do that?
Give me the boomstick.
Yeah cute.
Where are you?
I'm right behind you.
Ow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Ow!
AHHHHH!
He caught it, he caught it!
OH NO!
AHHHHH!
I'm dead.
You fucking asshole!
You put it on me!
You put it on me!
Don't even act like you're such a person!
Don't act like you're such a person!
You fucking ass!
That was me!
Here's your Tina. Thank you.
That was the only way I could give it to someone you thought.
What up?
What's up with him?
Hello.
Reminds me of Wizard101.
What?
What did you say? Wizard101?
Yeah!
I know that one!
Why is everybody talking about Wizard 101 all of a sudden?
Are you gonna play Wizard 101?
Yeah!
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
What?
Where's the bug?
I'll get that.
What?
What's this?
It's on Xbox now?
Okay.
What's that?
I need to have one more thing to do.
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
Now we've got three friends
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep jungle
Bop bop
I want to like
I want to like
I want to
I want to eat
I want to eat
Oh
Oh, yeah, you thought I was dead, huh, you wanted me to die.
I see you, I'm coming.
I got you, I got you.
My toe, no!
My tuner!
He didn't deny it.
My tuner!
Bop my tuner!
Not fucking to my right.
I'm not gonna listen to the fuck you're doing.
I'm not gonna listen to the fucking Chimp-Pat talking to you right now.
Ch-What?
Ah, thank you.
Was I called?
Hehehehe.
I'm giving Chimp-Pat a hand.
Yes, boys.
What's the fucking Chimp-Pat class?
Oh, the Chimp-Pat.
Pat?
Yeah, Chimp-Pat?
Chimp-Pat?
No, Chimp-Pat.
Chimp-Pat?
Haha.
What did I say?
You said Chimp-Pat.
Hey!
Hey, you need to come, Murkhan!
Come here.
Come on!
If I was a chipmunk, which one would I be?
Which chipmunk would you be?
Theodore.
You'll be Theodore.
What the f*** is that?
Oh, you f***er!
What the f***!
I just... I just hate it.
You would fucking beat Dino man, you give Dino energy!
Do you just want to beat Dino?
You beat Dino bro.
You would beat Dino.
Where is everyone's body?
Why you think you could be Alvin?
First off you can't be Scythe, you're not smart.
Too you can't be Alvin, cause Alvin's a f***ing douchebag!
Is he?
Yes!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
How- how'd you do that?
I thought I was just fine there, but like, I died.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Say, we've fallen your legs, Gibbon.
I'm sweet.
I didn't know that.
Ahhhh.
Does that count as one more?
No, one more.
One more, one more.
One more, one more, one more!
We can do it, we can do better, we can do better.
One more, one more, one more, one more!
But I found their body, yeah, true, I found their body.
What the hell is a beach bomb?
I don't have a opinion, you don't like it then whatever.
Yay!
What is that shit out there?
What are the what?
That's name.
The Chip Pets?
I know one's name is like Eleanor I think.
Really?
Yeah.
Eleanor? That has to be the one that's like...
Brigny, Janet, and Eleanor.
Okay, Brigny has to be like the Alvin.
Yes, Brigny is the Alvin. Janet is the Signing.
And Eleanor is the Theodore. Wow!
Oh, I see.
I never watched Alvin and the Chipwrecks.
I watched the movies!
Chipwrecked the squeak wool!
Ooh, fun! I watched the squeak wool.
Where did I play the Alvin and the Chipwrecks?
What?
That's so funny that we're talking about that today.
We literally just watched an Alvin and the Chipwrecks movie clip today.
Really?
Yeah, we're watching on stream cuz like it was a an animated movie of the Chippets and they were like in these sexy outfits dancing sexy with these snakes
They were they weren't sexy outfits showing off their tummies and stuff
I'm an extractor
What is that boy?
Although I extract stuff
Yeah, I didn't think you'd put it in like a harem or something.
Wait, watch this.
Hold it.
Oh.
He fell?
Wait, this is roof attack.
Ow.
Yo!
Did I see that?
Fine!
What?
Ow!
Whoa!
It's going to die.
Moderately.
I think we need to think about how strange Dave is again, cause he's a weird fucking guy.
David?
Dave. The bad.
Dave?
Yeah, the guy that owns the chipmunks, that he's like a human man.
All the bald guys?
What?
What's that?
The bald guy with glasses.
No!
Like I'm gonna make you dance for me and then...
No! What are you talking about?
I have a little chipmunk shot in the sky.
He sounds like fucking...
That's not Dave!
Who the fuck is that guy then?
The folk guy.
That's the manager guy!
From the movie!
It's not Dave!
Dave is the dad?
Yes, the dad!
What? He gave it first?
What?
What is the lore of the eyes of this movie?
I don't know.
What?
What?
Is he a human or is he a chipmunk?
He's a human!
He's a chipmunk?
What the fuck kind of movie is that?
What are you watching, man?
What do you mean?
Wait, do you have a girlfriend?
No!
Oh, wait.
Is that the Chip hat?
Ah!
Do you think mine give birth?
Woo!
That's why I realized, like,
I'm hoping I have a little chip.
It's the guy, he adopted them.
Uh...
Miki, where are you? There's cucumbers here.
I have, I have three.
I have a, I didn't mean to say Daisy's birthday.
He did.
He did give birth to Alvin and the chipmunk because it makes sense.
They speak up.
Girl?
Where are you?
What happened?
Where the fuck is he?
Girl?
Oh my god.
Uh oh.
Where the fuck is he girl?
Oh my god.
Uh oh, he fell all the way down.
I'm gonna need four pieces down, okay?
Don't worry.
Okay, I have a plan.
Yeah?
A plan.
I have a plan.
That is very...
We're going way down.
Uh oh.
Okay, uh oh.
Watch out, watch out.
Okay.
Why is Alpha an asshole?
Okay, that is a hole in here.
He is a big dick.
Like, it's true.
Has a what?
He's a dick!
What do you mean has a what?
I said he's a dick!
What the fuck?
I should not do what I thought it would do.
I built a platform somewhere.
I have a dingus
Yeah
Okay
What
Why is it up there?
Why is it there?
Why is it up there?
Oh my god, you felt all the way down there.
How old is Alvin?
I don't know, I think they're like...
I think they're like in...
Are they in middle school or high school?
I don't know how old they are.
They were! They were children!
What the fuck?
I'm not making this up!
What is that manager doing?
What is that producer doing, man?
Uh, being weird.
What's going on in the Alvin universe?
Oh, baby.
As of now, they're 68 years old.
That's what my dad said.
I thought chipmunks can only live like two months.
Girl, it's not real!
It's me!
Thank you.
Come on, thank you.
Oh, no, no!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
Ahhhhh!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Yay!
Help!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Yay!
Good morning.
Good morning.
What the fuck?
Shit.
That's what I do.
Well, save me.
Where are you?
Ow!
Back, back!
Why did you survive that?
Uh oh.
Run.
I have a full of rebranding.
Like rebranding as a retuber?
Yeah, it's like a wood louse.
What the fuck is a wood louse?
A wood louse.
What the fuck is that?
Like a bug.
A bug?
How do we know a bug?
It could be iron louse.
Iron louse?
I got you
Wait really
Oh, it rolls down there.
You like dead or alive?
Hi!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Do not go there.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Ahhh! What's up, baby?
I'm here.
Help me.
I found the dingles!
Jump!
My fingers!
Okay!
Thank you!
Money!
Yay!
Thank you!
We have teamwork and crew, this kills himself.
This kills himself.
He's not.
I think Mochi is dead.
I see a revive over there.
Maybe I can reach it.
Oh
That's too far.
Alright, now that I can catch you...
I'm behind you though, I am behind you.
What?
I was going to be honest, I was trying to get cucumbers.
Oh wait, hold on, I can revive somebody, yes.
I just thought it's literally so fast I was behind you like six hours!
It's my fault, I was trying to get you somewhere.
Hey!
I can't, it's great.
Drop the bat.
So, I also did.
Oh no.
Oh, I'm right behind you. I'm right under you at least.
Oh yeah, I see, I see, I see you.
But be careful, there is a hole somewhere there.
yeah careful
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KICK THE BALL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
uh girl
oh no
yeah
that wasn't me
i dropped the ball
that wasn't me, what were you doing
i dropped the ball
the ball
it's your match there
immediately
I'm playing me by the way
My bad, it was my bad
See another body
Okay
I'm coming, I'm coming!
Oh, I'm next to someone
You are?
Yeah, hold on
Are you next to me?
Oh, I see you.
That's so many bats.
Ooh, I got the zipline launcher!
Maybe I can use this?
Does anybody know how to use a zipline launcher?
Uh...
Yeah, you just point and shoot, and then it will make like a...
Oh, that's a treat.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, you're so...
I am low-key to your left or right somewhere there you can't get me
anymore I'm all the way up there you have to just find a revive
It's alright.
No!
Oh.
Ah!
Oops.
That noise made me sick.
Ah!
Wait, this looks like an easy slide down, by the way.
No way.
Bye.
Got it.
Wait, did you die too?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm coming back out.
Thank you.
Okay, I'll find a rebug statue.
Thank you.
You're doing well.
We are.
Oh
Oh, I see the revive
I
Oh
You wanted me to get hit?
Put the blast?
What the fuck?
That's almost it.
Give me my sucky Chinese mayo.
Oh
Jump!
oppress
Ahhh!
Ya
Oh, don't think straight down is... you can't do that!
Oh, no.
You don't want to stop thinking straight down anymore.
This is very, very, very deep.
You want to go down?
Oh, what?
Ow!
Yeah, but wait a minute, you sure I am right?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I have this one though, I have this one as well.
Oh, we know!
Get away from me!
I'm a believer.
I gotta see you, la la la
Oh, I had Shrek
Was that in Shrek?
Yes, that's from Shrek
What the hell was that?
I ain't out
What?
It's a...
...blade
How about that?
Awww
Oh, oh shit
I like to move and move it, I like to move and move it.
Your favorite character.
King Julian.
Oh.
I love King Julian.
Wait, the dog is this way.
Wait, the dog is this way.
Where am I looking for it?
Oh, I slipped away.
Ooh!
Oh, wait, but we gotta get the dog.
The dog?
Yeah, bro, uh-oh.
Hi.
Hi.
Ha ha ha ha!
Wow, what a great timing, thank you, dial.
I'm going to the dog.
Oh, see, I can catch him.
I'm coming! I'm coming boy!
I'm gonna get the sweet, sweet meat.
Oh.
I'm gonna get the free food.
Oh
Hello!
Hello, home eaters!
There's an arts beam.
Did you dig into the ice?
What the heck is this place?
What's going on here?
Did you dig into the ice?
And now it's time to dig some more down!
Yeah!
Instantly, get in the hole!
No!
Smash Mouth has two versions.
Oh.
What's up?
Oh, then that's her face.
And I'm up against the leaves.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
That was a total accident.
Oh no!
Oh, that's good.
It stops you from falling.
We're good enough. Who's that?
Is that you?
No, that was him out.
It actually was this time.
It was me. It was an accident.
Oh yeah?
It was!
I just ate the most succulent hands.
Wow.
Shuck it up.
I just ate the most succulent Chinese meal.
Uh-oh.
Oh, me too.
Where'd you fall?
Oh, I see.
So guess what?
I am right next to Krill.
Dead.
You won't believe it.
Um, Debra?
You won't believe your eyes.
You won't believe it.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Smash Mouth made a cover of
I'm a Believer in 2001
for the Shrek movie.
It was originally written in 1966
by Neil Diamond and performed
by the Monkees.
I'm my next girl.
Oh, I can't believe it.
You're not moving around a little bit.
Oh, okay. Wake up.
Pick up your beanie.
Hello.
Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna do some experimental.
I knew it.
Oh, is he eating?
Wild boi.
Oh, you're eating.
That day of Tim Time?
Oh no...
What?
Oh Tim Time!
How old is Tim Time?
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh my bad...
How old is Tim Time?
Hey...
Oh yeah...
Fuckin' Time!
I got a fucking Tim Time!
Eek!
Oh, I don't die, I'm coming up.
Why are you actual?
And then I saw your face, the one right below you, Tanya.
Yep!
So now it's Tanya and Carol.
Ahhhh.
Okay, hold up.
Oh, there's a robot! How'd you kill him?
Where is he?
Nice!
It's right in front of you!
Oh, right in front of you, yeah.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, careful! There's a...
That is a dynamite.
Oh!
But you survived!
You are where I survived!
You're survived!
There's a bat behind you!
Nice.
nice I see I see you oh yeah there's two bats around my body so be careful
There's one of the best.
Right in front of you, very close, I see.
That's a f**king shit.
Where are you?
Oh, I see your body.
Pearl, what the f**k, bro?
He's AMK.
Wait, it didn't fucking arrive.
I'm coming.
Am I alive?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
The game literally said don't get me.
Take your time.
I can't believe it took so long.
Bro, they put it to the wrong place.
Oh, I...
They put it to the wrong place.
He's got food and it never arrived.
I ordered a mango green tea.
I don't know if I can reach.
They gave it to like fucking blocks down.
Like a lot of...
Like a lot of pie.
Yeah.
Hold up.
Hey, girl.
You see Henny over there on the left?
Wait, girl.
Yeah? Yeah, I see her.
Don't worry!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, my God.
Help!
Take to your right!
Right in front of you.
Right in front of you.
No, not in front of me.
You're right.
Right.
behind you yes like this I see way about a view okay dig forward more more don't
dot not down girl okay there is a bomb
What the fuck?
Yeah! What you did here is real!
Okay, do not dig any lower!
There is a bomb right below you.
There is a bomb!
That's a drill! Not a bomb!
Oh, there is a drill.
There was a food, but you let it up.
I don't need food, Lucci Bochivi.
You want it?
No.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Thank you, my love!
This is the only way I'm staying alive.
Eat team.
No, please team!
I'm coming!
Are you dead?
What are you doing?
Hey, you're dead!
Hey, you're dead!
Hey, you're dead!
Hey, you're dead!
Hey, you're dead!
But you can't do it!
Alright!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
That's my...
I see your body!
Where I am!
You're a boy, Tisha!
I see it I see it I see it I'm going to the Reeve I
Thank you.
Ah! Thank you!
Mouse Carey actually freezes.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, that's another hole! That's another hole!
There's no lot of holes.
You'll never believe it.
I got saddened.
Hell's ass, mother fucker!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh
I'm not dead
I'm not dead! I'm still alive!
Yeah?
Okay!
One, two, three, four.
Right.
Whoa, I almost caught.
I kind of caught you, but I did.
I'm gonna catch you.
You're jumping.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
God, God, God, God, God, God, God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Hey!
Hey, Mama!
It's the sweetest of all!
Mission success!
We gotta find the answer!
I'm at the bottom!
Oh
Yeah, my buddy's regular
What?
Hey, what's that thing sound?
I don't know if that did anything, I was just like...
I don't think they did anything
Don't dig any lower
Wow, someone needs to clip that moment
Don't dig any lower, guys
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I swear, I swear!
I didn't know before I was too late!
I was too late, I didn't know!
I want to play more, but Anya, I know you're busy, are you okay?
Yeah, my meeting is starting soon so I gotta go.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
You don't like this?
This is a nice toy.
What the fuck is that?
I am!
What?
Ow!
Ah!
Oh!
Mouse, we continued anyway.
Oh, I don't mind.
Yeah, you guys can do that.
Yeah!
And then you come back after the meeting.
What the hell?
Right!
Ow!
You're falling, Sina! You're falling, Sina!
Thank you guys, that was fun!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Let's play again, do you want to?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thank you!
I hope you guys had fun!
Yes!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Love you, bye!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
I wish you were real.
The way you look, saying that.
I wish you was real.
What if we drag another victim?
We can, we can get another victim.
Do you have some bug or do you want me to find someone?
Let me message you.
Ichiba Chibi!
She's already here.
Why did we message Aoi right now?
Check if Aoi's still awake.
Are we on a one-day wake-up call?
Is that you?
Oh, I don't think she's awake.
Guys, about it.
Oh, she's on a-
Says yes.
Says no.
Aoi holds with us.
About it.
Again.
What?
What? Where'd you say?
What is going to happen about? Shut the fuck up!
What are you saying bro?
What are you saying?
Ariana Grande
I love Ariana Grande
I'm gonna look at the magic show
Oh, Ariana Grande
Wait, wait, oh my god, I look high as fuck
I'll invite her
What? Are you the snake?
Are we get up? Get up! Uninvisible yourself! Uninvisible yourself!
You can't even be possible yourself!
How did my fucking...
...want to lay man?
Beep man!
You're what, wanna lay? You dick wanna lay?
The game's out?
Why you're laying?
I know! I thought you said you dick! I was like, what?
Beep man.
That'll also wanna lay.
Time to go.
I pushed my penis in and it never came out.
A long time ago I pushed him.
Oh my god this is so ugly.
Get online, get online.
Oh no ear dude.
You look at an ear dude mouse.
Look at this.
I'm Jared.
I'm my own community.
Wow.
That's supposed to look like IRL.
Like a bald man?
Oh
The way you went out just now, you know that fucking video
No way, guys!
So, so far, I've been from Katz of Theodore and Peter Griffin, that's a good one.
Who said that you're Peter Griffin?
What the fuck?
Who said that?
What does that mean, guys?
Well, come in Raiders, I hope you had a fun time on the street.
I wish it was real.
I made, I made, um...
Listen, I only said that you're theater because of your temperament.
Because you can't be out there, you can't be assignment.
Do you have a temperament?
Yes bro!
Uh, yes bro.
Can you get some mad?
Yeah, there's a-
Look I'm in!
And Ty, I've had a fun time.
What?
I thought you just eat shit.
I'm gonna pick up and hang a cool new merch that she just released.
Now you can work in the water.
Do you need a one that eats shit?
No, wait, that's Simon.
What are you talking about?
None of them eats shit!
I've only seen one clip from that movie and it's where they eat shit.
What?
Like, one of them shits.
Like one of them shits and then he and the other one eats it
He says it's a raisin or something. Oh my god
I forgot about that
See
Let me in let me in let me in let me in the only thing I've seen from that movie
Are we all get on invisible?
It's unenviable, unenviable.
Hold on, I'll just jump in on Nietzsche.
Yeah, do it. She hates me.
I don't know how to unenvi-
I've tried unenvi-
and it doesn't unenvi-
so I'll get it on.
Hey, me!
See, you tried unenvi-
but it doesn't have unenvi-
and the rest of the world.
Heeey!
Heeey!
Heeey!
Heeey!
Who the hell are you talking to?
Bitch!
Ow!
That's how you greet me after all this time, huh?
Who's fault is that?
Who's fault is that?
I don't want it!
I've tried to fix it with you
and you've been busy!
You're like, I don't want to wake up at 6am!
Why are you awake now?
I have, uh, lost control of my life.
Uh-oh.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Let me fix it for you, baby girl.
Ha ha ha ha.
Are you looking for me?
It's not that late. It's like two in the morning.
Yes, I'm looking for you.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh my gosh.
You mousy.
Yeah?
I still sound really gross right now. You like it? What?
That's what you need to rest in your face.
6x6?
Parkour. Parkour.
Yeah.
Your nose is so nosey.
Sorry.
I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know.
What the fuck is that graphic dude?
I just like debt her on the like feet a little bit and then she just belies that.
You look like yellow Play-Doh in human form.
That's what I want to be. That's my goal.
I like the yellow Play-Doh. It tastes so good.
I also like the yellow Play-Doh.
I hated the real Play-Doh.
Oh no, wait. I don't want these braces.
No.
No, you're not gonna be the main thing.
Fuck the game!
Are you really not a pain or a pain?
No!
I am actually...
Dude, I was thinking about getting braces.
I don't want to like...
What?
Like...
You want them?
Really?
Really!
Wow.
Is it because you like want them?
Karo?
Karo, just you wait buddy.
My teeth is like a bug.
Come back for me, that's all! Come back for me!
I'm coming!
You're coming!
Yeah, I gotta kill that guy.
I gotta kill that guy.
Don't worry, what you doing?
That's fine.
Stop hitting her!
I'm sitting in front of my phone!
It's gonna be nice!
He's sick!
It's gonna be nice!
He's sick!
I'm sick.
You'd be nice.
Can't you tell from how nasty I sound?
You sound great.
You sound great.
I'm all congested, you nasty.
I want to suck that congestion out of you.
Do it, you'll be my neti pot.
I'll be your neti pot.
Come on, let's go!
You don't know what a neti pot is?
Pearl doesn't know anything though.
AHHHH!
A little pot of water that like, you basically bend over and sink,
and you like pour it onto one nostril and then it flushes everything off the other nostril.
You stick a pee-pot on your nose, boy!
A pee-pot!
Yeah, like, um, like an animal.
Like, you'll lose.
Aw.
Wait, wait a minute.
You killed me!
Hey, Aria, I have a gift for you, but you have to grab it fast.
Okay, I like gifts.
So, yeah, I'm...
Why am I the...
Secret item?
You can't tell me!
Wait, let me get my phone.
What?
Hello?
He's over there, Ari.
He is over there.
I gotta get rid of anything else.
All you do is complain.
He does.
That's why he's a feed-or!
Feed-or!
That's why he's a feed-or!
Hey, wait on curves!
Are you listening for me?
Yeah.
I don't need your help!
I've got you, Pookie!
I cried!
Oh! Never mind. I don't have you, Pookie!
Pookie, I just died.
Pookie, I'm sorry!
I'm going to get a dream.
This bitch just ate all this fucking cucumber.
Yeah, that sounds like him.
Well, he is a D-Dor.
Did you like it, girl?
Like what?
The cucumbers.
Why do you think I hate it?
Well, they're gone, and we're going down here,
and it fits you, and it's kind of your thing,
and you like it, and it's like a plan.
These two already were doing the fat jerks,
and now you joined it immediately, doing that.
I didn't call you fat, you asshole!
I didn't call you fat!
I called you gay.
Get it straight.
Let's get back here right now!
Let's go babe.
Say hi to my friend at the same time.
There's a bat now so we're gonna be both.
You can be both.
As a treat.
Wait, both of what?
Wait, what do you mean?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's dead.
What was that?
Hey, do you guys know that?
And then you called me sister.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Why didn't you call me Zesty the other day?
Oh shit, she called me Zesty?
She called me Zesty!
She's like, I learned this word just for you!
Zesty!
I'm over here.
Oh my dingus!
I'm bad!
I'm a...
Shocker.
That's crazy, actually.
AHHHHH!
Did you push me? What the fuck, bro?
Fucking...
Thanks.
Oh, wow.
Do you know that Sonic was like dead and gone?
Dead and dead.
That was dead and dead and dead.
Where you going?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hell.
It's time to get drunk.
Did you just die?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm just going to get drunk right now.
Pookie, wake up.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Oh, it's dark.
I have an annual an annual watch of Shrek 2 and that was like yesterday or the day before I don't remember
Every year I watch Shrek 2
why two one it's better than one one yeah you don't know no it's okay I speak
He said he's gay.
The front is the bonus to fraud.
How do you down the whole thing gay?
Mostrector is the best one.
It is the best one.
I'm Karol.
Catch me.
You start above me!
Are you guys jumping over?
Oh, yeah.
My dingus.
Dingus, this car I'm gonna see.
Uh-oh.
I've done it before.
I've done it before.
What is this?
Wow.
It doesn't have a bonnet.
Sorry, but...
Yeah?
It's light on.
Oh my god, it got caught on the...
Oh, it's a flare, that's fine.
So, um, Hatchus!
Apparently you stood there and I saw this behind you and I thought you were a wizard.
Can I still use this or no?
No, I still have it.
I have a lot of cold medicine in my system right now.
Why are your eyes black?
Why are your ears not?
We can't just ask things about people like that, Karo.
Why?
I just got hit in the face with a man. Where did he go?
Karo?
Karo, what are you doing?
Look, I'm like, where the hell did he go?
Whoa, where is Karo?
We're crazy, bro.
Not your first friend!
I did not push him!
I thought you just walked off!
Wait! My dingus!
You're getting it!
That's a letter!
I can make that!
No I can't!
Where are you?
Wait, cuz tonight we'll be the night that I'll fall for you.
The mouse is left here by the way.
Hey, where are you?
I'm above you.
Do I have to catch you?
No, I'm dead.
Can I revive you?
Oh, the way you just threw that direct me.
Thank you.
I gotta go now.
I gotta go now.
You know what? I wasted one thing already.
We gotta revive the evil.
We gotta revive the evil.
We gotta revive the evil.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! That was an accident!
I swear!
I swear! Oh my god!
I'm gonna kill myself.
I fell for forever dude.
I died! I'm so sorry!
I'm not over forever!
This is terrible!
Lesson learned. Don't try to revive E-Boys.
No.
Ready?
Because I'm making a team of war-killing.
Oh!
AAH!
Oh, oh okay.
Alright.
Oh hi!
Oh god, this is bad.
That's like kind of whooped my ass.
I'm only wait how far are you buddy 700 people oh you
what no I just 200 seven thousand seven thousand that was like oh turn on crowd control no we
We are the power control.
Extreme.
Yeah, we'll never have you, but don't buy it.
Ah!
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I'm OK.
Oh my god, no, she isn't.
I am a wizard.
I like the hair of your star moves.
It does?
Yeah, it's not physics.
Ooh.
I can't see where Ari is.
I'm dead as hell.
Who hit me?
Oh
No
I'm going to with the size
I'm so I'm so the lowest down body
That's really good
Okay, should I cheese now or cheese later later?
Ever your heart desire where the fuck are you guys?
Hey, you're not gonna find my body man. I'm fine. I'm like way like in a direction nowhere to you guys like
Can I take straight down?
You know, my car tells you no, but I think you should
Then dig straight down
Sure, buddy
You sure about you sure though
You're pal?
You dig straight from here?
This is fine.
Fine.
I'm fine.
Get out.
Oh, you could claw.
You could claw into there.
I could.
I could.
And then I'm not gonna.
I'm a gamer.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gliding like a gamer.
Gliding.
Wow.
Gliding.
Gliding.
Gliding.
Gliding.
Oh, God.
But tonight will be a night.
Tonight will be a night.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, sing it.
Oh, shit.
Where did he go?
Oh, right here.
Right side.
OK, aggressive.
Aggressive.
My goodness, we'll launch you now.
I want the opportunity.
Good.
OK.
Check this out.
I
Am 930 feet she's some way I thought I thought deeper
I'm deep below
as a bro I'm deep below. What? You up to head? Yes. I am passed away. Okay good news
mouse? Yeah. Michi found your body. Banders. She dropped it off a cliff. What? Oh my god.
What do you mean? No, because you need to have health a little bit at least.
As you're fooling me. No, no, no, I've been playing a lot of Final Fantasy and there's a character that sounds just like you.
I send it to Nishi because every time the character speaks, I'm lost.
He sounds just like you. He's in a new fight and it's just this little wallop.
It's certainly like crying the entire time and it sounds just like you.
What? What?
You send it to your mouse and it sounds literally just like her.
Then it's a pain.
It sounds literally just like her.
I want to hear it
Here you go. I'll send it to
Like just watch this because every time it is like that's currently I
Was playing with harker earlier and harkers that caro shut up
What time is time to put Marla on?
He talks like that all throughout the fight.
Hold on, I'll find the first one.
Where's Marla?
No trying!
No trying!
All I hear is music.
44 seconds in
Oh wrong
And it sounds exactly like her
44 seconds in is the first voice line
It talks about the entire fight
It sounds literally just like it
Wait, actually
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can share a screen, I can share a screen
What the fuck it does
It sounds literally just like it
Hold on
That's like the first time I've ever heard something sound like this.
Where are we going to stop?
I'm counting on you!
You can pull it up.
What the fuck?
It's gonna kill my music!
I can't put my sound like him!
Here, I'll play it.
What the fuck?
It sounds really just like him.
Where are we going?
I'm counting on you!
What the fuck?
It's girl!
The entire fight means I stay in shit.
Hey, no fucking way!
They got some of this.
The music is good, so we get to listen to good music and ruin it for my girls.
Come on, this is the best part.
I'm so good. I'm farming this with marza and I've just heard entirely too much of her.
Oh my god, it does sound just like him, that's fucking nuts.
It's just like him!
It sounds exactly like him!
Oh!
It's exactly like him!
Damn!
Oh, my body.
That means you're carrying this.
Is Curran already dead?
Uh, yeah.
No, he's still alive.
He's alive.
Oh, just kidding.
Is he still alive?
He's dead now.
He's dead!
He's dead now.
He's dead!
He's fucking dead!
Eggie!
Eggie!
Thank you for the rain, Eggie!
Hope you had a great stream.
Thank you for the rain, Eggie.
Eggies are fed?
For my crown.
Bust me up.
The first one sounded like me.
There are more lines later that sound like you.
It's not just that line, but it's not every line.
Bro, Coral's in- I can't believe Coral's in the name.
Now it sounds like him.
It's a little insane that it does sound like him.
Yeah, it'd be.
Motherfuckers.
You don't sound like S.I.T.E.
I'm trying to find...
Do you want me to just skip around?
Or do you want to listen to it?
I'm listening to you.
Okay.
Actually, I'm just gonna play it.
That sounds literally just like him.
That is literally a girl.
How many times is it going to do that?
Who does the prank?
No, it sounds like you, bro.
Rebecca!
Rebecca!
Okay, ready to go down there?
It sounds like you not every night sounds like you but a lot of them
Oh, I'll meet you. I'll meet you.
No, reach in!
Oh, no, I was too focused on the banger song.
Why am I on the corner?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
To the side.
Hold on, I want to find a few more lines. I need to prove my point.
It does sound like him.
It does.
Hold on, right over here.
Curro, it does sound like you, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
It sounds like him.
It totally sounds like him.
Like, is that not Curro?
Okay, that actually does sound very uncannily similar to Curro.
I'm gonna skip around until I find...
There's so many!
Like, that one, he just said,
Ontario arms!
Can you say Atheria Oms?
Atheria Oms!
Oh my god, oh my god!
It's the same, it's the same!
Let me see if I can find another line.
Someone said that character has a bunch of lines in the main story and I would immediately
like, huh?
Like, tell me that's not him!
It actually does.
When I first heard it, I literally thought Kuro did have a role in this.
And I was like, what the hell?
And Kuro's name was Voice Actor.
It sounds like Kuro if he's actually concerned about something.
Yeah.
Or like some of the lines, it really just sounds like when he's whining.
I don't whine.
Okay.
Don't whine.
I think there's another line right here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He did it!
He's just...
There's 5 million...
There's 5 million British characters in that game.
That is the only one that sounds like her.
Hey Carol, did he say...
Wait, what was the line again?
Hit it harder?
Can you say hit it harder, but hit it harder?
No way
No, I didn't hear it. Oh
Now he's trying that it's not like him Joe
Yeah, no, this is exactly what I sound like. That's how I would say it normally.
It's funny because when I first pointed out the heart, she was like, I think I hear it.
And then he did the next line. She's like, no way I hear it. That's girl.
It's kind of creepy, man.
Dude, that's how I speak.
He's British!
Ethereum, arms!
I'm not gonna lie, sometimes when Kuro tries to do his deep voice it reminds me of another
person.
There's been multiple times where he sounds uncannily similar to a lot of things in my
head.
Wait, when he tries to do his deep voice, what deep voice does he try to do?
Wait, oh, my mic's still activating while I'm doing it.
What are you doing?
Are you having a deep breath?
Show it to me.
Wait, what if I can make it activate?
Show it to me.
Maybe I have to do like, um...
Show us your place, you fool!
Is this the game?
Are you serious?
Show it to us.
Unmute and discord if it's just the game.
Alright, hello.
Hi.
Yeah.
Okay, that was beautiful.
And very beautiful.
Yeah
Out, out, out, out.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
I don't like that.
Why?
I don't like it.
The Valorant likes it.
I don't like it.
The Valorant likes it.
I told my son, I'm not the biggest fan of deep voices.
He kind of ruined it for me.
For me.
I ruined it.
I was like, there was a time I was like,
I understand the joy of this, and then Kurt goes,
nah, bro, everyone can do that, bro.
And I'm like, what do you mean? And then he does that, and I frown.
I don't know.
My immersion was broken, the kayfabe is gone now.
I don't know how to describe the kind of voices I like,
but I don't think deep is what I would use to describe it.
I can't describe the voices I like,
but I know it's not that.
I don't know how to describe it, but it's definitely not that.
I'm not that, yeah.
Oh, damn.
He's got my parents.
Oh.
What is this?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Sorry.
What?
This?
What?
This.
You hear a trick, they have.
What?
What, what?
What does he want?
He gave him wine.
It's like he's trying to kill me.
What's this?
That?
Yeah, I'll take that, buddy.
Thanks.
No.
Oh, sorry.
Look at that.
No!
No!
You know what's funny is I didn't die from that.
What the fuck?
How are you?
That's not my fault.
You threw it.
No.
Mine!
AHHHHH!
You get it.
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Oh no.
It will never mine.
Yes!
Ow.
My fucking widows.
Come on.
My fucking widows.
My fucking widows.
My dingus.
Carl, why are you goofing around on the street?
Why are you talking to me?
You can't stop looking around, mate.
Lock in, Carl.
Lock the fucking...
I'm fucking locked in.
I'm the most locked in person ever.
I don't believe you, fundamentally.
Oh, that's...
Lock the fucking...
You can't just put your shit in, dude.
And get it.
I'm gonna get you.
Ow!
Bro, why'd you let that get you?
That was not the bat.
Hey, can you catch me if I'm down there?
Come on.
Wait.
Wait, I can roast.
Boop!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Thanks.
Okay.
I'm coming!
Help!
Catch me!
I don't trust you!
I'm here!
I'm here!
I'm here!
Alright, ready?
Catch!
I'm in for a mouse.
Oh!
Oh!
You bled it on the thing!
Oh my ass!
Oh no!
What's that sound by?
What sound by?
What sound by?
It'll sound you make.
Hey, I'm gonna tell you this. I'm a woman and I do make noise.
Yeah, she's a woman.
And she's a vocal woman.
Is that allowed?
I'm a very vocal woman.
She's a vocal woman.
Because to know you will be the knowing and then I will fall for you.
Is Niji done?
No.
I want to eat glowstick.
No, she's still alive, I guess.
Do you want to what?
Eat glowstick?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Are you unwell?
They look delicious.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Make sure you check where the dog is too, so we don't go way out to the side like we did last time.
Yeah.
He's right below.
Look at that.
He's right below.
Oh, cucumber!
Cucumber!
No.
Have you ever like, uh, microwaved, uh...
What?
Microwaved what?
Microwaved what?
Microwaved the glitic.
No.
No? Why?
You're welcome.
No.
What the fuck? Why would you do that?
I thought...
Okay.
We need that.
I wanted one.
Oh no! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Thank you for your...
No!
My pocket!
I heard about putting blow sticks in the freezer,
but not putting them in the microwave.
The freezer?
Yeah.
But I think that's like a myth.
What does that do?
It's like, oh, if you put it in the...
Yeah, it means from the last time we put them in the freezer.
What?
I want to see Michigan.
But I think that's lying.
Let me see what colors they're made of.
Oh, glass.
I don't know.
What's that mouse? You should do a demon first, I get it.
Yo, somebody eat this.
Oh, Tina Mouse, you want some Tuna?
Yes. Oh, thank you.
If you put them in the migrate, they explode. Don't do that. Yackaro.
Yackaro.
Michi, I miss you.
You're still lying.
Kewki! Kewki! Come home!
No one else can break down from here!
I'll take you down! I'll catch you!
Kewki! Kewki!
Look at that!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
What is a trine bean?
A what?
I'm back.
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
WHAT?!
What the fuck?!
Where did that come from?
NOOOOO!
You're insane.
Wait!
Oh shit!
Oh
Sorry mouse, I didn't mean to blow you up. It's okay if it was to blow him up. It's fine sacrifice. Yeah, I'm gonna put the plunger
I'll put on the back of his head
They will be door head
Stop I'm not be a dog
Wait, like, I'll go to the gym and I'll see a door?
Yeah, is it?
Yeah, I'm gonna see it.
See?
Fuckin' thing.
Big ol' big ol' head, okay, big ol' head.
Yeah, the head, that's so fuckin' heavy.
Hey!
Oh, wait, no, I thought it would be really assignment.
You see more like assignment.
You think it's assignment?
Yeah.
It's assignment smart!
Yeah, without the smart, just like the straight up, like, nerd behavior.
Okay, if it was just straight up nerd behavior and not smart, then he could be a smart.
could be assigned.
Yeah.
Why am I getting insulted?
You asked me earlier which chipmunk you resemble and I told you I'm not even fucking
up!
I just saw us on the Alvin guys.
That is my friend.
Which chipmunk am I?
It better be fucking Alvin's.
Exactly!
That's what I said!
Alvin's an asshole!
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, hey, wait, wait!
No?
Okay, okay.
Um, let me take a look.
See, I got an idea.
Uh, where's the container?
You be here!
Is that a bomb I hear?
Guys, look what I did!
I did it!
Oh, no, she's broken.
Let me get you up, Simon.
Oh, thank you.
Simon, look in the ass.
I think I might have dropped the suit in you.
Ari, are you right below me?
I don't know where I am.
Loamy?
I'm a lucky man!
Oh, I'm dead by the way!
What the fuck is wrong with me?
I literally just respawned.
The party?
Did I please get the lovely reservation?
Why are you talking like that from Hotel Transylvania?
But you're not your key, yeah?
You're so crazy.
Thank you.
I have a pizza on one set.
Pizza!
I want to feed it to Mouse.
Oh, okay.
Wait, Mouse, you...
I like pizza.
Oh, you sound good.
Yeah, you sound real good now.
You sound real good.
I like it.
Wait, Pearl probably needed more of me.
There's a bomb here.
I
Did so many bombs
Oh, this is really scary actually hold on where's the dog right underneath us, okay?
Alright, what's right now?
No, he's gone!
No! He's gone! He's gone!
He's gone! He's gone!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, sh- what?
Ain't no fucking way!
How?
What?
Oh, did I survive with a piece of...
Was it a fucking piece of...
Something's in my hand!
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
But I have so many things to tell you about them.
I haven't born to quit with you.
What?
Are you okay?
Hello.
I'm dead.
You dead?
I'm dead.
Hello
Yeah, dad
It's kind of a duty-feast's way to go.
Oh!
Cumber?
No.
Would you like a cucumber?
Here!
Cucumber.
Cucumber?
Cucumber?
No, what's on there?
Cucumber.
Uh, loot?
Loot.
I loot.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Ohhhh
Pookie I'm stuck
AHHHHH
Hold that
Pookie nooooo
Hold on
Mouse don't jump don't jump
No you don't
What are you?
I'm right here
Okay
You see me?
Jump into my um
Pookie I'm tired
I'm gonna find you
Wait where
Where?
I'm in a hole
um oh i see i'm like a thousand fifty eight
ow where i am
you're just flying properly you got a hoagie
that was really good oh i thought i just had to click it one time
Yeah, I got some too.
Wait, I can help with that one.
Look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
Oh.
Oh, well.
It's OK.
One platform is better than no platform.
I'm just going to walk the wall.
OK, that's better.
Like that?
Or is that a bomb?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Never.
Well.
Well.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Hey.
Hey, Carol.
Can you come get me there are three cucumbers on my body.
Um.
Three cucumbers.
Are you guys bad?
No.
No.
Oh, but I am down.
Ma'am.
I'm in the correct spot.
Back, no, back.
You got it.
Back.
You got it.
Oh my God.
Oh God, oh Jesus.
What happened?
It's a long way down.
Um.
Yeah, that's not right.
It's a long way down.
Long way down.
Oh lord.
Watch this. I'm gonna walk the wall. Never mind that.
Oh no!
I'm coming!
Hey!
I lost the spell in resurrection!
She's not a wizard, she's Satan!
She has a hat.
She can have whatever hat she wants.
Oh god.
Coral, Coral, Coral, Coral!
Coral, Coral, Coral!
Coral, Coral, Coral!
Coral, Coral, Coral!
Coral, Coral, Coral!
Coral, Coral, Coral, Coral!
Yeah, yeah, she's a bat.
I got it.
You warrior, I'm not a...
Warrior.
I'm at 15.39.
Wait, there's a red statue.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
17.38.
Eh, nasty.
Uh-oh.
I thought we were...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Do you know that?
Look!
There's also a worm.
Yeah!
Worm!
OOOOH OOOH
HAH
Okay, I got this.
Stop it!
Come on!
I'll catch you!
Oh, thank you for catching me.
I will, I will.
Hey, be nice.
Hey, still for loads.
What the?
Oh.
You'll have to go fast.
Oh, man.
I could have been very useful, I swear to God.
I don't think that's an option unless we got some kind of item oh yeah this is
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Silly girl.
Oof, oof, oof, oof.
It's light, it's light.
Oh.
I don't like you, Ari.
What the?
Can you catch me?
Ah!
Yeah.
Please catch me.
Oh, oh no!
Fucking bat!
Come jump!
Come jump!
Bye!
Bro, you piece of shit!
Babble!
I made you mine, Tim!
I'm getting sick of these, bro!
I'm getting sick of these Tim-Tams.
Why you keep eating the friggin' Tim-Tams?
I'm hungry!
Get some food!
Oh my god.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, you didn't sit here.
Oh, I hate this option that I have,
when I have other options for the option that's in front of me is what I hate.
Oh.
All you do is...
Oh, he does complain
and
Me complaining bro
Yeah, that's me being a plan
I'd win
Over here, and then I have a plan.
Plan!
Plan!
You guys got this.
I'm suspecting.
I'm like the coach.
Yeah.
Throw it at that.
Shit, yeah, it's cool.
I mean, that was my idea.
Of course, if I'm bomb.
See that?
Okay.
Oh, okay.
I only dig down once a year.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get out I'll dig down once again
Okay let's just dig down
Hey my body is bad
My ass is too sad I'm late for the mall
Oooh... see that big boy
Hey what do you need by that?
I'm gonna stay in the positive way
I'm gonna stay in the positive way
Hey!
I'm gonna punch you
Oh, I killed him!
You sleep with me!
How can having a fat ass do that?
I don't know why you say it like that.
Having a fat ass is not a negative.
Are you with here a second ago?
It's always slash positive.
Aw, I'm right there.
Oh, there she is.
Oh.
Uh-oh, beauty.
I just saw a carol fall!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, it's ice!
I saw this shadow just sign.
the dog is right there. The dog! He kind of sounds like a girl by name. He does
Try not to die before.
AHHHHHH!
Okay, don't dig straight down.
Maybe don't dig straight down.
Maybe don't do that.
Hello.
I'm alive.
Hey, if you just want to turn the other side, I'm right there.
That's fine, because we'll have to revive you at the hydrant.
Oh, you're so right.
Right here, Matt!
Yay!
What's up with this?
Oh yeah!
What's a bean blast?
Oh no, it was me!
Oh no!
Ari, come here.
Yeah?
Oh, thank you.
I thought they would take this one though.
I think I got it back.
Ow, where?
Oh, I'm cannon.
Down.
I'm cannon.
Down?
Down.
You want to go down?
Down, down, down, down.
Down.
What is a beam thing?
Oh, girl!
Oh, no.
It's okay, it's okay, hold on.
Oh my god.
I hold on. I'm gonna take my meds.
You would never believe how far I was fell.
How far are you?
1974.
What the fuck?
Coral sent her back to 1974.
She sent me back to 1974.
Um.
Don't worry.
I call.
Oh, are you dead too?
Oh, but me she just fed me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I guess we're 5-4-0.
Awwww.
Yeah, you did. Thank you.
Um, uh, holy me.
Wait, can I just use this?
No, this is a one-time use, is it?
Yeah, of course it is.
Mouse is faking her bed.
No.
Shut up.
You shut up!
You shut up! You'll be nice!
Um.
Oh, can I have your free hand? I'm proud.
I got so much coal in my system right now.
Oh, shit.
I've been living...
...living the dream.
Living la vida loca.
Oh, shit.
I love Shrek 2.
Living la vida loca.
I like Shrek 2.
Living la vida loca.
It's my favorite one.
I genuinely believe it has the best rendition of I Need a Hero.
Oh, I love the Shrek 20 Hero.
I need a hero! I'm holding up for a hero!
I don't know, I want a little rest of the words.
But I'll be following in on him.
I like him.
He won't believe it.
Oh no!
I'm holding up for the real us.
Wait, please tell me Kuro's alive, is he? Or no?
He is.
No, Kuro's dead.
He's dead?
He's also dead.
He's more of a puzzle.
if he is dead but he just keep going stop stop stop so I don't really know what that means
it's just you man
no what if I die you won't die
the second I get down there you won't die
And now...
Stop!
Oh!
My tattoo itches!
And I wanna scratch it!
Oh, scratch the skin!
Oh, just pat it lightly.
I know, I just want...
I wanna like, gnaw my skin.
I wanna gnaw it.
I gnaw numbing skin.
No, what?
What is he saying?
I just want a numbing skin.
I think you can like rub it with like alcohol.
No, you can only lightly tap it.
Is it a reverb above the hydra?
Yeah.
Oh, is it?
Really lightly tap it.
I use it on her already.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I'm almost done.
Bye.
If you're late.
You know where there's another one, can you see?
Can you see?
Look, look at those little eyes.
No.
Not around you at least.
No, no.
Ho, ho, ho!
That's my big round belly.
Those little eyes, my belly.
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy my chips.
Chips time!
Chips!
Yeah, I need to figure out the 7TD stuff.
It is broken for me, but I'm lazy to fix it.
Hold on, it broke for my turn too.
It broke for everybody, like an update, but like it's a new extension, so if you hit the icon on Twitch, it just makes it where you can't type anymore.
Oh, I had that too. Are you using Chrome because I can send you the link?
Yeah, I just, I'm lazy. I'm a, I'm a lazy, I'm a lazy bitch.
Girl, all you gotta do is click install.
The demon gone lead.
There.
I sent it to our group chat.
Did you use Chrome?
Just click that and then it'll fix.
Uninstall your old one and then install this one and it'll work.
I'm going now.
It's like in the movies.
Careful.
I'm a believer.
I'm a believer.
I'm a believer.
I'm a believer.
I'm a believer.
I'm a believer.
Well, that's the worst.
It's a lot of pressure, you know.
It's a lot of pressure.
I agree.
He put up a fight there.
He didn't.
I never read any words.
That was right there next to you.
Well, like, starting this next one, we'll do it.
I've never had a job.
I've never had a job.
I'll do one more.
Yippee! It works now.
Yay!
It does!
Oh, I saw. Lucky day.
Hold on!
Oh, you're back, you were fast with it.
I'm going in, baby.
Alright, girl, I'm gonna put a flare up your ass so you can light the way.
I'm in.
Oh.
Oh, the flare!
Oh, the flare!
Wow.
Whoa!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
No need.
Got it out.
Knocked out!
I said knock!
The one where you can't say the word.
I'll see the way.
Make nobody's bed, bro!
fucking flat
ahhhhhhhhh
okay um we'll throw this down there
run
we'll be there
okay
up to this edge here
touch the back
we're down
this way
big zoo
take care
on the left
Thank you
I
Like
What if I go
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Ah, conyu, bravo.
Ah, conyu, bravo.
Ah!
What the fuck?
Ain't no way, how did I... how?
How do I breathe without you?
I want you to know
How do I breathe without you?
I press Alt Tab while holding up the gun.
I press Alt Tab while holding up the gun.
I press Alt Tab while holding up the gun.
Kill yourself.
I pressed alt-tab while holding a bomb because I got scared.
And then I died.
What the...
What?
Hi!
Damn cute.
Cacumber.
I think I got little like warts on it.
The cucumber?
Isn't that how cucumbers are?
Have you never seen one?
He's gone.
Oh no!
Trust me.
Huh?
Safe down there.
Shut up.
What?
What?
What?
What day are you burning?
I'm saying it's safe.
You can jump.
Oh man, I think there was a statue there.
Shut up.
What do you mean?
Don't you know what the word safe means?
wait that's gold loot gold loot gold loot yeah I found the cloud
How about
What does it do
I'm not supposed to throw it? I thought I didn't have to throw it.
I don't know, bro.
Damn, you aren't down here. You aren't down here, not here.
Bro, I fell and somehow I lived through each fall.
You are like, double what I am.
I die.
Oh, shit. What?
Girl?
What?
Eat it and be joyful.
Eat it.
What is the bean for?
This...
You know, I really don't think you should try it in this instance, but if you feel funny...
Look at this.
What is it doing?
It bounces
I can't I can't explain it other than it bounce
Look at the cheese
I will save it hits anyone though if they will like turbo die
What the freak is pop for?
It's probably just fruit, but it looks yummy.
Oh!
Wait!
She lives!
How did you live?
Holy shit!
I'm a goaded witness dog.
What the fuck did they live?
She lived!
I threw the freeze pop down by accident.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
down by accident.
no the freez-bomb!
the freez-bomb?
I may just key it and go to it with the saw as though she panicked through her popsicle.
do toot toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot-toot
oh i see somebody!
throw zap!
Oh, I see somebody.
Throw that.
I died.
Did you see any, like, food or anything that could be found?
Yeah, I had loads of cheese on me.
Ow!
Right on my body.
I see you falling.
Oh.
This was really well, I think.
Careful.
There's nothing under here.
My body's kind of close to you.
Loose me.
OK.
Yeah, it's going down.
There is underneath here.
Favorite heat.
Mozzarella.
Cheddar.
Sharp cheddar.
Sharp cheddar.
Sharp cheddar.
You are what she said. Sharp cheddar.
Cheddar. Sharp cheddar.
Sharp cheddar. Sharp.
Sharp. Ha!
What is sharp cheddar?
It's just sharp.
You mean mild?
No, sharp!
What is sharp?
Sharp cheddar!
What is sharp cheddar?
Sharp cheddar!
Sharp cheddar!
I'm taking this off.
Try to talk like an American.
Where are they?
They're all talk like American persons.
Howdy y'all, I'm an American. I love getting my water bottles at the airport with my father.
Eheheheh!
Wow, that's a lot of cheese and I think it's going to throw the body down.
Oh, well to see.
Yeah, am I more than you bargained for yet?
Yeah, pro, save butter.
Can you save butter?
Butter?
Yes, I can save butter actions.
How come when you try to do an American Act, you sound like a mummy bomb?
Can you do it again one more time?
I'm trying to sound American.
Why would you say this?
Oh, now it's on my mind.
He's like that episode where there was like that one really normal SpongeBob, like the round one?
That's cruel.
okay I'm good with the sauce I'm so good with the sauce but they need to bow to
you hi how are you
can you say that curve in your American accent
hi how are you now you're trying too hard hi hi how are you
Oh my god, I'm 1,000 tour and tour.
I'm already landed.
I'm already landed.
R.
R.
R?
R?
R.
R.
How are ya?
How are ya?
How are ya?
See, you're doing more of like a...
How are ya?
That's not really like, like default American accent.
That's more of like, uh...
The American accent.
No, it's kind of like...
You're kind of doing like being Canadian.
How would you say that, then?
How are you?
I'm shaking.
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
Come back to us, now.
How are you?
I don't think they're you should hear me when my country accent comes out. I love your tree
Stop much
I want to hear it. I have to like
The country accent and then like it just slips out again, because that's how I used to talk to them.
Oh, what do you mean by that?
I'm trying to understand how to use the language accent.
How do you know which one?
Which country?
Southern.
Coral!
Southern?
Country accent like southern.
Like the chicken?
I'm alive!
God, I feel like re-zero.
I'm going!
I'll save you.
I'm going!
I'll save you.
Thank you, after I landed?
No, you were about to split.
You!
Uh-oh.
I'm dead.
You know you're the blood of a man.
No.
No.
And I'm a man.
No.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I don't give a fuck if he's pretty.
I'm a bodybuilder.
I'm a bodybuilder.
I'm a bodybuilder.
What? Hey, Miles, what's your HP looking like?
I'm like below half.
Like.
Oh, thank you.
One more?
Yeah.
Hey!
Are you good?
I'm a Hollywood movie.
Yeah.
I'm a friend, friend, friend, friend, friend.
I can do it on command as many times as I can.
You can do it on command, thank you.
Burp.
You can burp on command?
Yeah, I can burp on command.
That sounds like it hurts.
Whoa.
Whoa.
This is that forever.
Forever and ever.
I don't think that's gonna work.
Ah, each dead guy?
Yeah.
I remember that's probably not gonna do.
Um...
It's just throw control.
You learn how to control your throw muscles
and you can just burp one out of there.
Oh my god, I can't see!
Me too!
No!
Ew.
Oh no.
Oh, where am I?
Am I like low-key an airbender?
Yes.
Low-key, yes.
I have like the tiniest sliver of health.
The tiniest little baby sliver of health.
Okay, guys?
Yeah?
Where are you?
Oh, there you are.
I thought you died.
I can't hold it anymore. I'm falling. I'm falling.
I'm falling. I'm coming. I'm here.
Let's go.
Are you alive? Before I landed, I put a little dirt on the floor.
Oh, wait! Oh, is this my chance to annoy Kuro with really awful body facts, because I can do that.
Kuro, have I told you about your intestines yet?
Tell us.
You know that if they have to do surgery on you and take your intestines out, they put them in a little bowl on the side,
And then when they go to put them back in, they just kind of haphazardly throw them in because your intestines rearrange themselves.
Ooh, I didn't know that.
It's true.
Which is really lucky that they do, because there would be no way for them to put those back in the way they need to be if they couldn't.
Ooh!
They're shooting.
Is that why they fill your throat?
They rearrange themselves.
It's because of digestion, and they just, it just moves.
Your intestines are always moving.
Did you know digestion is actually painful, but your brain chooses to ignore that?
Really?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Selective choice when it comes to pain, it can tell what is actually normal and what is dangerous.
I did not know that.
And that means, Elliot, have you ever noticed how it's like sometimes, like it doesn't happen
to everyone, but for some people, like when you get tired you start to have random body aches?
Yeah.
Yeah!
That happens to me.
That's because you're actually always...
Okay, you're actually always in pain, Michi. It's just that your brain chooses to ignore it until it's too tired to have the energy to ignore it.
Oh my god, that makes so much sense.
The way you're saying is, I'm invincible.
No!
Sometimes digestion hurts for me.
Yeah, sometimes your brain's like, wait, this actually is too much.
So what you're saying is I should I could be sort of invincible
What no, no one's saying that, no one's saying that, no one's saying that, no, what did you
get that from when he said?
Nobody said that.
He said that you could like your brain is all pain.
It ignores selective pain.
I said my brain selectively ignored all pain that I feel.
You would still die, you just wouldn't feel it.
Wouldn't I be like stronger because I could use a thousand percent of my energy?
No, in fact your body does not use all of your strength.
It actually limits you on normal day-to-day basis how much strength you can use.
Because using all of your strength would actually tear your muscles, however, in times of stress, your body will overclock itself and allow you to evolve it.
Bye.
Yeah?
What's a foam thing?
Uh, no.
What's a foam thing?
I want a jump.
I was made to jump.
Are you gonna make this jump?
I'll find you right behind you, boss.
I'm going to find you down here again.
Me?
Did you make it?
Who did it?
Oh, it's me.
I heard you.
I'm coming.
Mouse, if you jump on the pink stuff, you can come down very safe, it's all the way down.
just in case.
Yay!
Yay!
We did it!
Yay!
Do you want another one, guys?
One more for the road.
Did you know that people who give birth,
Their brain actually forces them to forget how painful it is, so that way, they will give birth again.
Oh my god, our bodies deceive us all the time.
Wanna dig right down?
Dig down?
You know that I've never given birth.
I don't believe you.
Well, it's time you started.
What you said?
Hold on.
What if I throw a bean in there?
I don't throw the bean in there.
KURA!
HAHHAHHA
It just swallowed him all!
KURA!
HAHHA
HAHHA
KURA
HAHHA
HAHHA
KURA
KURA
HAHHA
HAHHA
HAHHAH
KURA
HAHHAH
HAHHAH
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
I just look at you dude!
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
Hey guys!
HAHHAA
HAHHAA
I'll never believe this!
One thing popped right there!
I put a hole in the floor!
OH NO!
I got you a knife!
Why did you revive me?
Why didn't he revive me?
I did it?
Cause I died right after.
Alright baby.
oh my god it works what wait no way make fun yeah yeah that's pretty big
No way, me clawed sponge.
That's pretty wicked.
Niiiichi?
How'd you die?
Yeah, I'm gone.
How did I fall?
Oh, you're all the way down there.
It's okay.
Aw, man.
I wasted my time.
I'm gonna go this way.
Back.
Alright, that's alright.
I thought we got a bomb.
Yeah, we're not.
Hey guys, you can't hold.
I can't hold down the throw button.
It's a grab.
It's okay. I'm going down.
You can jump on the cloud!
Ew.
Pump up the jam! Pump it up!
Pump it up. Now your feet up.
I'm sorry.
No!
I'm dead!
Take no away, bro.
Hey girl.
Wait, bitchy!
Take no away.
Yeah?
I'm holding.
No, I can measure it.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Hey girl, what the fuck?
Oh, great, bitch!
What do you mean, bitch?
I just went back down in that hole.
Are you cheating? You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be...
So...
We're alive.
Those who can't do teach and those who can't teach become a VTuber?
Oh!
Yeah.
The only one who can teach is me.
Okay, the VTuber family did pretty well.
Really?
Oh really?
Oh my god.
Oh wait, I thought you were in love with me.
Good job guys.
I think.
Damn girl, fuck you.
Yeah, fuck you.
Me?
Me?
What did I do?
You need to believe in yourself.
Let's go one more time.
Last one, last one.
I wouldn't eat.
Last one.
Last one, I'm sorry.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm all alone.
Okay!
Oh, I'm more than I am eating.
What are you gonna eat?
I kissed her and she laughed at me.
I just laughed because every game we played lately, you found some way to, like, be very physical with me.
Guys, the worst you can say is not no, I repeat, boys, turn around, turn around!
Oh no!
Is she in to me?
A, yes, B, no, C.
I don't know.
That's how I feel right now.
Oh!
Don't worry, baby girl.
Don't worry, baby girl.
I'll not hurt you.
Oh, I have alcohol.
Alcohol.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm dead again.
I'm trying to get my stuff to the Chinese view.
What's wrong with one thing I spoke to in Chinese New?
Oh, my goodness!
Whoa, there's two of them.
They do know a lot, really.
These are their sticks. This is the path they took.
What?
This is the path that you took.
Hey, yes, you know me.
I know.
That's not a good idea.
I don't want you to come up with a monster, so.
Uh.
Great.
You're the best, practically mad.
And it's the following me!
Fuck it back!
What the fuck?
It's a rat!
Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake.
Guys?
Oh
Yeah
What's on this way?
Hello?
Hello?
Is anyone dead?
No.
Oh.
Hello?
Hello?
I'm eating a chip.
Hmm.
See ya.
I'm eating a chip.
Hmm.
I'm eating a chip.
Hmm.
I'm eating a chip.
Hmm.
I'm eating a chip.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's why I see you in vintage world.
Uh, what time does it start?
I wanna say maybe.
AHHHH!
I'm gonna say maybe.
What happened?
Nothing.
What has happened?
Did Ari die?
No.
No.
No.
Did Ari die?
Try again.
Hey no fucking way, have this motherfucker chased me.
Well I'm dead team.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm out.
I got killed by Wormbaugh.
Not the Wormbaugh?
Yeah, Wormbaugh.
Please spout pot, dude.
Wormbaugh.
Heee.
I GOT SOME EVI IN!
Oh my god!
What's that?
No.
Do you want me to die?
No?
Oh my god!
Come on!
Come on, no guys!
Guys!
Guys!
Guys!
AHHHH!
I'm coming!
What?
What the?
What the?
What?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
w-wait what the fu-
are you fukin' real?
no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i, no, i,
I
Okay, this is like, really...
This is like, really dope?
This is like, really dope?
This is like, really dope?
I
I don't know, can somebody like tell me why, like, how does the worm change?
What did I come back to the exact frame you hit the ground?
What did I come back to the exact frame you hit it?
Ah no.
Oh moe b.
Um.
It's just you guys.
Oh.
It's just us guys.
It's just us.
It's just us.
I'm gonna rescue you now.
Oh thank you, thank you.
I'm a dog with me and Shibuma's been my eyes.
Where is this Nietzsche's eyes?
Yeah, yeah, no, this is Oz.
Where I caught your eye.
Oz!
Yeah, cause I was mining it.
That's mine.
We don't have shared custody of that ice.
I was mining it.
Okay, cool.
It doesn't make it your ice.
I can only make it next year.
Man, this is the man trying to take over the ice.
Right?
Whatever
It's my eyes
I
Can be ours
Don't go down. No, don't go that side
Oh
My god
What?
If you throw it in late, it's like a jumping bomb.
Now why is there a club where I walk down?
Because now I can hit the massive zipline!
Look at this dude!
Thank you!
You made a crazy zep.
Holy shit, you didn't save my...
Here you go.
Will I save my life? I'll have to explode the thing.
Uh oh.
How am I still alive?
Holy shit, I don't know how I'm still alive.
Hello?
I don't know how I'm still alive.
I don't know how I am either, to be honest with you.
I fell in the worst way.
I miss the whole ass with around it.
Classic ass with around the rim.
I got the most
Oh
We ever have days where you just think about one thing
I'm gonna think about the alvea sanctuary
Yeah
I don't think about how much I love those monkeys. Oh, yeah, it's mumo and opera
I love monkeys!
I love them.
They're like, they're my friends.
The zombies are my favorite.
I want some of them.
I wish I could have, like, animals.
Monkey.
I don't even have them up here at all.
What are you saying?
That's my friend right there.
Based on me.
Did you see that they have a servo now?
They have a servo?
Yeah!
They have a servo.
And they've come so far too because when they first got the servo, it was very scared and wouldn't let anyone hear it.
And then Jacksepticeye was just there.
Oh.
Oh, there he was.
The next one.
Okay, I died to tell you the story.
Oh, come on.
Jack fed the serval and the serval actually took it.
I still need to watch it. I haven't watched it yet.
This is not my list of things to watch.
Oh
I did it too up.
Oh, did you have the animal whisperer?
Help one day I could visit Alva's in person and be there for real.
Anyways, what I did with my day today is just the Alva's in sugar.
I gotta do that, I gotta watch.
I'll probably watch the other side now.
It was so crazy, it was really, really good.
I think you would like that.
Ha ha ha!
I think he's getting revived!
Appear B Höp B Höp B Höp...
l was only given the...
I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I'm over here!
I've never found out we did!
We just can't seem to make it to the end.
It's really important.
Uh, maybe this way?
Yeah, we beat it last night, we beat it, but I feel like I hope you're gonna die in
I'm both like, curious.
That is really good.
Hello!
Oh, fuck.
Oh
Can you get that revive over there?
One over here
I can do it.
I was going to do a defunding.
I can do it.
If I just keep dying.
Wait, you're screwed as well?
No.
No?
I can leave alive.
Oh my god, are you for real?
Where is it?
Where the fuck is it?
Oh my god, it's over there.
Are we going to sleep?
BRO!
Oh yeah, it revived already. Okay, that's fine.
This damn dog.
Bro.
I still can't believe they're cooking.
I got in trouble for my cooking going live today.
What the fuck?
I just think... I just think it's crazy.
I think it's... it's crazy.
How I am in trouble for that, yet there's somebody with a fucking Twitter account dedicated
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
to...
This person literally threatens my life every day.
Every day? Yes, every day.
And for this day, they still haven't run that.
Or does anybody use Rima?
Well, I had to use it for, like, promo and stuff.
Uh, apparently, most... when you take sponsors, a lot of sponsors tell you you need to tweet.
They want you to do a tweet.
Uh, but I've started, like, requesting not to do that.
That could be on Twitter as little as possible.
I would delegate that act.
I don't.
Where's the thing?
Uh, the thing is...
Hello, I died.
Hello.
Oh.
Hello!
However, if you go in the hole that I fell into, I did shit out cheese everywhere, literally everywhere.
So that's really cool and awesome.
Go follow the cheese hole.
That's really cool and awesome.
Cheese hole.
I think they pressed the dog.
You guys found the dog, right?
Yeah.
Girl, they're really like revivas.
The moment you're about to revive us.
And Artie was just like, I missed the mouse.
Why would you do that?
Because it couldn't go back to you.
Yeah, I died.
I died like not too long ago.
I think I'm on...
What?
Oh, you're the only one left.
It's all you.
Yeah, you're the only one left.
The fucking piss cloud.
The piss cloud?
She's mad, she's mad because I distracted him and he died.
Oh, who's fault is that?
It's his own.
Your own fault.
I just wasted my time.
What?
Well, you're...
You're...
You're...
You're a wolf!
Where do we go here?
Insert.
Insert.
Your mother.
Wait.
Off.
Run.
Run.
Run him off.
Run!
The world!
The world!
Me to jump! Me to jump!
Me to jump!
Me to jump!
No!
Oh my!
Hold on, what so many times I die?
Hold on, wait for it.
You like that? You like that?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
You like that?
That's 13 deaths.
Yeah, you like that.
I died our way.
That was so unlucky, actually.
Wow.
That's why we should roll game.
I like this game more than me.
Yeah, cuz it's like I don't know. I feel like going down is more fun
Just sorry
I fuck
You wanna play again?
You better have a chance
Curl, I haven't seen you
Leave it in mine
I'm heartbroken
You can literally
I said last game two games ago
You wouldn't play game right now
Bestie
Yeah, you can even play
Ahhhh
Okay, that doesn't look like I died
Well, I'm still alive.
Is he gone?
He's gone.
Oh my god, he's gone.
He's a big head size.
He's a little...
He's a man.
You can't trust me.
I don't know if Hanya will join.
I know you've been streaming for hours and you had work and meeting, but if you see...
Hey guys, I died.
No, don't die.
I hit my toe when I died.
What happens to the best of us?
Here, do you want violence?
Yeah
Milk for you
We will take care of the other I say as we totally pick up
Yeah
Maybe I can force her back when he was at you.
Don't worry.
Oh, that's bad. Oh.
Oh, oh, you ate the pop.
Oh, you ate the pop.
She's shitting out ice now.
She's now, she dies.
I'm gonna get more ice.
I'm prozone bitch!
Oh shit she's prozone
I'm prozone!
Where's her super suit?
Where's my super suit?
Yeah she died
I'm still alive anyways
I'm bad as fuck
I'm bad as fuck boy
We're gonna do old bomb, old bomb
Old the fucking bomb
Ow
Oh
the guy's just a bug boy
I'm going up
I'm going down
oh now I'm fucking stuck boy
I'm nearly to my
oh
now
I'm gonna play.
Mouse, that video was so cute!
Easy?
Yeah, it was so cute, I liked it.
I'm glad you liked it.
I liked it a lot, I like how Minji got to me and she was just like,
Oh, I have no comment about this one, I don't know man.
Yeah, I went.
You were like, oh, you were like, oh, oh, oh.
We had to do your first performance.
You were like, oh, oh, I'm performing?
You're there, I guess.
You're performing at a meeting three.
Yeah, I'm performing.
Would you, if I were to ask you to perform?
Would you?
Yes, I would say yes.
Well, I've just, I've just gotten,
I've just gotten off scot-free because you've never asked
because I've never done a song.
So I've just been able to narrowly avoid this
Thank you for my items. He burnt my shade
All I ask is that you let me get uncongested before you make me perform.
Well, I'll tell you, it'll be in a few months, so hopefully you'll be uncongested.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I'll be uncongested by then.
Oh!
I am a woman of many noises.
I am a woman of many noises.
Wow, you girl, now where did I go?
I felt all the way through the bottom.
I landed on a bed!
You did lay on a bed!
I landed on a bed.
Hello, this is Arizo!
It's going down!
It's going down.
It's going down.
It's going down.
Okay.
I actually just goaded with the stars.
I'm not testing my luck though.
Where are you?
I'm at the wet farm.
and see I will get you
fuck okay I learned from my mistake
uh oh fuck me
it's okay now you're all according to cake up who
Yes.
Oh!
All according to cake, Akku.
Great news, guys! I made it to a thousand feet.
Bad news, I didn't do it alive.
Oh, no!
But what if I do this?
Bomb!
Bomb!
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
That was a waste.
Oh, you guys made it so far.
Bad news! She also didn't make it a lot!
Oh no!
That's not according to pay, Kaku.
Oh my god!
Yes?
There's no way you just missed that.
It's loud!
It's my mom!
There's no way!
But what if I did make it?
How cool would that have been?
That would have been a waste.
I would have said, wow.
How cool would that have been if I would have made it?
That's insane.
That's crazy.
You want me to invite somebody?
I'm done for anything.
They have to, or else they hate us.
If they don't join, they will hate us.
And they hate us.
Just hate us.
I want to spam invite them.
Sam invite them.
Is that who I think it is?
Not even online.
Maybe.
I have throaty.
Ouch!
I'm sorry.
That was so crazy.
Ouch!
This one's hitting my balls.
You like playing with balls?
Like it.
Ow.
This is bullying.
I don't think you're doing a good job at making it, do you?
The ball no.
Wait, do it again?
Ball no.
Oh, okay, wait, do it again?
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, this time I'm sure.
The ball no.
Yep.
But I got it though.
You didn't catch it.
Ew.
Ew, what heavens.
I'm about to splur.
Have you seen that video?
I'm about to splurr
It's like these couples having e-sex on Twitter
No! What?
But you can't play it on Twitter
They're like roleplaying it
Is it serious or is it a joke?
It's roleplaying but you know I might be risky
Yeah
Because my favorite line is him going like the
Um, jeez Louise
You're so tight girl
And then the...
Oh good heavens, I'm about to splur!
Oh good heavens, I'm about to splur!
It's real?
I don't think it's real, I think it's ironic.
I've seen another video similar to that being like, um, like the, uh, like, I guess I have
to suffer dick in order to save the world!
and he goes like my power level is over 9000 and then the gorgeous keeps like
making dick sucking now he says that's another one I've seen from them
banger honestly what you're telling me that I took your dick to the world my
My power level's over 9000!
I love that one.
Oh yeah?
Show it to me.
Just don't play it on stream.
I will never play it on stream.
Can you send me the link?
Excuse me, E-boy!
Have you ever seen a form thing that are censored with hilarious cartoon images?
I love that one. Oh, good heavens, I'm about to splur. Where's my silly video? Found it.
Okay. Just don't play this on stream. And don't play the audio on stream.
I
Hope that heaven some of our display
Mike only to change your Twitter password
Mickey are you anti-flitter
I still go on there
Exactly that's why I keep saying and they're like you don't have to do it. I'm like
Literally we can't have people
And I'm like delegated to somebody else. I'm like I can't make
Have somebody else run my Twitter account or sending is me
Somebody run your Twitter account please
Not run, but like they would post like a
Yeah, everyone knows it's Michael, because my tweet makes sense, and then it's like properly written, spread, and then it's like,
Michael!
Yeah, they're like business stuff.
Yeah, it's true, you can tell the difference between it's like, like really put together like, work stuff, and then like the most unhinged thing you've ever heard in your life.
It's like, wow, I wonder which one's Meechie and which one's Michael.
It's not a secret though, I tell chat about it all the time, I'm like guys, Michael has
access to my Twitter, so like if you see a tweet that's like properly written and it
makes sense and has capitalization, it's Michael.
That's okay, I know you're right.
My TikTok and my Instagram is somebody.
Why is Open Wide censored for me?
Why is Open Wide censored?
I just got raided by money which they could
My own censor.
Why did he censor my body?
BING BING
WHAT AM I A PUTA?
WHAT AM I A PUTA?
But no, I think we do have to be on Twitter sometime.
We do like completely mashed off though
Sometimes you have to know what's going on with like the bad side sometimes right so you know what to avoid
That's also true
There's like by the end of the day people will take your words and if I say something's happening
And you don't know it's happening and then you make a comment people will assume that you're talking about it like vague posting
And they'll be like oh my god this person isn't talking about it, but they mean this
And you need to like be able to avoid having people assume that you're talking
Yeah, but people will never really believe it, you know people will like tie anything
It's good to be a little bit aware
Sadly it is somewhat like important
Yeah, you have to know what like it fall not to fall in and in this industry, bro
Oh, that's... that's a very nice bag.
I saw what you were cooking.
What?
What?
Who you were trying to invite.
Oh, well he's coming.
Yeah, he asked me to invite.
I don't know what's wrong.
The invite's not working.
Get in here, Boone!
It's my fucking Boone this game!
Boone!
Oh, are you staying?
Well, like, I've had people like, so...
I've had moments where it's like...
If I don't do it, I'll be like, I'll be like, oh, blah, blah, blah, you support this, blah, blah, blah, and it's like, wait, I haven't even been on in the past three months, what do you mean?
So it's like, I have to be informed.
What's wrong?
Alright, what's wrong?
It's crazy.
What's wrong?
In the content creator world, like, you saying something means something.
You saying nothing means something, but in there you're fucked, though.
You're fucked either way bro, you're always fucked.
Yeah, just don't open the box to begin with, and you'll be fine.
Tramp.
Need a hug.
I see all this.
I was supposed to be cooking a steak with rice right now, but then I got invited.
Oh!
Oh, you don't want to be here, you don't want to be here, you don't want to be here, I'm freaking on it by you.
No, I hate you, you hate me, you hate me, you hate me.
No, Michi, I've been so long since we last hung out, it's so good to see all of you again, NRE and you, Miles.
I love everyone, I love women.
Yeah, I was excited to hang out with you, Boon.
And now I know that you actually didn't want to hang out with me and you hate me.
No, I came. I didn't eat. I just didn't eat.
And look, look at Ari. Ari's so awake and ready for the adventure. Look.
Do you guys want to see Boon wearing cat ears?
Yeah.
Yes.
Show them.
I sent it to the group chat.
Boon!
Show them.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I love how you made it into an iPhone sticker you bitch.
That was buff that did that.
That was buff.
You turned it into a fucking iPhone sticker.
You wear uncle sunglasses.
I do this with my cat. It's Boone.
Okay.
Uncle sunglasses.
I do got some uncle sunglasses.
Those are like sunglasses that an uncle would wear.
At least they're not Oakley. You know what I mean?
At least they're not fucking Oakleys.
This round will open.
Imagine this, right?
But with cat ears on top of it and sunglasses.
It's true.
That's amazing.
Who doesn't care if you show it?
I don't give a shit.
Wait, really?
I can show it?
I'm just another bad white guy in the world of the internet.
Wait, people know what you look like or know.
Yeah.
What?
I don't like...yeah.
Can I show the pictures on stream?
Yeah.
I feel weird showing your picture on my stream.
Yeah, you bet you fucking did it.
He literally dropped my walk arounds mouse.
I don't know why I don't, I feel weird showing somebody's real face.
You don't got it.
Yeah, I get it.
I felt weird at first until like 90% of my friends showed their face already.
Fuck it, I'm going to show your face.
She's like, ah, you don't want to actually, I'm going to show it.
I want to show everybody your uncle's sunglasses.
It's not that on it's not it's really not that on I'm gonna be so for real with you right now
I don't know bro. I think it's pretty young
Oh, that's my PC. I saw six billion people up six billion people rose out of it for that one
Oh
Chad do I look wrong?
This is not on for some less
No
God that little peal is so flattering holy shit.
I look like a fucking retired cop.
Like a forcibly retired police officer.
You do.
I do.
I'm only 33 guys, I'm not that old.
Wait, you're 33?
Yeah.
I thought you were older than my brother.
No, what?
Oh
All of you are probably secretly 30. Let's be real
No, you're not dog grow down bro
Actually really young like you don't understand
She's so useful
in my butthole. Hey where's Ari? Hey where's Ari? I'm alive. Oh there you are. You look
fucking depressed. I'm worried about you dog. Who the fuck did this to you? I feel fine.
You want to get started? I can trauma dump. I could like be in your face. Do you want to
miss? Dude you want to trauma dump? I want trauma dump. I got some hella trauma dump
Oh
No
You didn't take it off.
I forgot the chat was just there.
I was just there, and I was like, oh my god.
The idea of a game, guys.
Oh no, oh no.
I'm going to assume you're trying to blow me out.
I'm not going to do it to you.
I'll find you if you're trying to.
I'm already trying to commit terrorism.
Oh my god.
AHHHHH!
I just want you to see my instinct.
Take gameplay before I catch you and I'll bring you back to life.
I'm gonna get a strut so big you're gonna get a...
Oh actually I don't even know if I can revive you.
No!
Oh my god!
I'm fucking dying!
It's such a bad enemy.
Oh, catch me!
Oh thank you!
Oh, you can!
Oh, you can!
Oh shit, I got you killed!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Put him in the corner with the other guy.
Oh, you can!
Oh, you can!
Oh, you can!
Oh, you can!
in the corner with the other Fugie.
I have my own Fugie.
Your head is so bald.
The picture's angle is not very flattering, but yes, my head is very bald.
No, I think you look amazing, dude.
Yes!
Thank you. I always knew that about myself.
You do look like a retired pop. That is true.
I hate that, but yes.
No, you look like you have a list of one billion women in your DM as we speak.
And they're all lesbian.
Oh, let's go!
Mousey, mousey!
Yeah?
That's me.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wow.
your arms I feel so thin
and they all know I'm gonna grow
Hey, what's up?
I have gift for you
Is it another pipe bomb?
Oh shit
Oh
I'm the same
I'm the same
It looks like Retire Claw, it also looks like the type of person who would take a vacation to the exotic island of Puerto Rico.
I'd go to an island resort and be like, give me another one of those queseritos.
And these little gypsos are so good, holy.
These tulupis? These tulupis are so hard.
When we got tattoos the other week Papa couldn't remember what he wanted to order so he's like
do you guys have tamales and he's like we've never had that he's like you have tamales
and he's like no it's tamales tamales and he just kept saying tamales over and over
and like it was just he couldn't bear all he wanted but he just kept repeating the same
thing.
You must have a gift for you and shrap it.
Please.
Boon, I had a gift for you and then I gave it to me.
She ain't changing.
Whoa.
Why'd you say not a lemon?
What?
No, I'd never.
Come on, Dad.
You gotta get down.
Stop shooting.
Stop.
Oh.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Stop!
I can't say nothing. I'm in the nation.
Dude?
Why'd you laugh, Michi?
I don't know what that is. I don't know what it is. Historically, we were never thought in school.
Put this in the air.
Maybe like that?
Hold on.
Oh, no.
Well, I haven't... Is it just two shots?
Uh, there's three.
Cheese!
BAM!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You just fucked me up!
Mega man!
I'm sorry!
You turbo-funked her up!
Holy shit, no!
I'm sorry!
You turbo-
She hit every single one of those!
Bounced off of her!
Hey, you!
No, I touched you, and I-
I hate you and protected you.
What are you talking about?
I hate you and protected you.
Who are you talking to right now?
Come here. I would never do that to you. I'm gonna feed you I'm a good friend
I'm a good friend of all. They also made me blow up my own cheese piece, so now I don't have my cheese. There's more cheese up here
They call me boon friend of women
What happened to him?
Uh, you know, he stopped being friends with women.
Oh, he hates women.
He does hate women.
You buy one Bitcoin and suddenly you hate women.
It's crazy.
What does this mean?
Wait, I want to be down there on the floor.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, Miles, can you catch me?
Can you catch me?
Wait, where are you?
MASS!
Alright, never mind.
I'm sorry!
So, like, there's no point.
Oh, no point, whoa!
Wow!
What?
I tried to catch you.
Thanks, guys.
Bam.
Well, how could you do this?
Yeah, how could you do this, sir?
I hate women.
I know you do. We all know.
A world knows.
It's the sunglasses in the game.
It is the sunglasses.
Oh, guys, no, wait, really, I'm kidding.
I'm fucking, I'll stop making the same joke over and over.
Can I have a cucumber? I'm dying.
It's literally the sunglasses.
It is.
No, I mean, it's the sunglasses, the cat ears, and the angle that makes my head look like I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die here. I'm gonna die. Is that what that is?
You're dramatic. You're dramatic. You're dramatic.
I like being a little dramatic though. It spices up life a little bit, you know?
Drama!
Drama!
Drama!
And that's where all the women...
...that I've known...
Oh my God! Somebody just said looking like his dating profile has him holding a fish.
Meechee!
Okay.
I was gonna ask you to hold me in your arms but you're gone.
Oh, I have this foam jar.
Let's go.
Huzzah!
I'm gonna just ride this wall.
Yeah, just ride the wall.
Yeah, just ride the wall.
Just ride the wall.
Just ride the wall.
It was really cool that you waited and taught us. I really appreciate it.
Sorry. I'm sorry. I just got really offended because Boone asked, like,
what is Indonesia's most famous fast food restaurant and why is it Jollibee?
Did you know Jollibee doesn't even exist in Indonesia and Australia?
I thought Jollibee was a Philippines restaurant.
It is.
Boone, what the fuck?
I... listen.
I think this mouse.
I just kind of... I jumped the gun.
What's this?
What's the best?
I'm gonna need you back to the workplace.
Also, can you give me?
Ari, can you pick me up?
No.
I'll catch you!
Ari!
I'll catch you!
I'll catch you!
I'll catch you!
Ari, you have to eat from me!
What the fuck?
What's the best idea?
Why are you doing so you can be even more racist?
No!
Oh, Boon.
That's what I'm gonna say about this.
I know.
I'm gonna start- I'm- listen.
The pivot to the pipe one, I could go crazy with it.
I could be another bald guy with a beard.
Alright?
Like, I could do it right now.
I'm gonna fall!
I'm going full mass off.
Oh, help me.
I'm gonna go crazy!
Help! Help!
I can't help you.
No one can help you.
Help! You keep deligiiing!
You're fine.
Maaaas, where are you?
I don't know.
I'm
762
762 I see her I will go to her my queen I
Will get you queen
Okay, but you didn't answer my question though like what do you guys got?
He really wants to know what's good fast food in him though.
I don't have the heart to tell him that all our fast food is garbage.
Motherfucker.
What fast food is that?
Nothing cause it's bad.
All of our fast food is bad.
What fast food is bad?
I mean I'm gonna be real if you come to Indo to eat fast food you gotta get your fratty word
right.
I wouldn't go to Indo to eat fast food.
I don't think I would go there either for fast food but I'm just like curious you know.
I'm fascinated.
I see the best one in my opinion is McDonald's but like even then it's actually quite ass.
Like it's not good.
I mean let's put this game into McDonald's.
Oh my.
Oh
You guys got fast food in Puerto Rico
So that's how I said it, I'm actually like, do me, but I just kind of pretty say it wrong.
There's fast food everywhere, like, where you eat?
Wait, really?
Well, I mean, like, what's like the, like, your own, like, original chain, you know, like, you guys got, like, some, like, crazy shit?
Puerto Rico is the only place that has the last Ken Taco Hut.
It's a Kentucky Fried Chicken Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all mixed together.
OHHHHHH! I was trying to bounce out of my head when you just said to me, like the gears were f**king dirty.
Yeah, it's like the last one of its kind.
Instead of the food, there's gotta be awful.
Oh!
Matthew, jump into my arms!
MAHOO!
What's wrong with me?
Oh no.
Why am I like this?
I know I know that there's like they used to be a three-way one but now it's like
gone it's a door there apparently three way
You know what I'm saying, I'm not just... listen.
Oh, wow.
I'll see.
Yeah.
Is your health okay?
I'm like less than half.
Cool.
Where'd Ari go?
I don't know how I made your voice this way.
Why are you guys like this why are you like this it's a light boon you
ungrateful
Why are you like this boon doesn't that you have to kill the bat I don't kill
bat he's acting like we control the back every time I see a bat I unironically
I think I think about booby
So how's the weather
I'm having a really good fight.
What's a good Indonesian food?
Literally, all of our traditional food goaded as fuck. Hold on.
Hey.
Hey.
Don't do what I just did.
Uh-oh!
I just did what he did, but I'm still alive somehow.
Uh, jump...
You're...
Uh, jump...
You're...
FOOLBEN NOW!
I'M 6 FEET AWAY!
IT IS!
AND I'M THINKING!
I'M 6 FEET AWAY!
Uh oh.
I was going to cook, I think it was ordering out.
You know, sometimes if you let out me, you keep your bean in my hand.
Oh, you can keep the bean.
Because you saved me.
I'm like jacking the beanstalk.
I love how she's just holding the bean out.
She's like, you're bean.
I'm just holding it.
Bro, isn't it every time Jack lies to the beanstalks
and flicks it or what it do for?
Run, run, run.
Shand.
My favorite lore of Jack and the Beanstalk is when he flicks the bean.
Yeah.
As I look.
You know.
He flicks the bean.
Yeah.
Every time he lies, every time Jack lies, the beanstalk he flicks it.
It's crazy.
Yeah, that is also my favorite lore of Jack and the Beanstalk.
Hold me now.
Hold me now!
I'm six feet from me.
Oh, yeah!
I'm thinking help!
Maybe six feet!
Oh!
Well, we died together.
Me and you.
You know, we made it worse with Boon.
No, it's nice to think that we're here.
Wait, hold on. Listen to me out.
You're gonna get all the Boon deaths.
Well, it's because you guys keep chilling.
No, you're gonna actually work this time.
You guys kept killing me and going.
You're not going to let me know!
I don't want this time!
Okay, yes, yes ma'am.
I'm pushing you around, and then the other side is through.
You guys killed me one more time.
I'm rejoining the police force.
I'm coming out of retirement.
Oh no!
I'm out of retirement.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, I reckon.
Hey! Hey!
Rachel, you pissed me off.
Why me?
What did I do?
So he was really racist and then he just said he was...
I'm not! I'm Lira!
Okay!
Can I...?
Okay, I wasn't telling...
I was Lira. I thought Jollibee was like...
You know, like...
Jollibee's filipino!
What's going on?
Jolly Bean.
Jolly Bean.
I've never been to Jolly Bean's.
I want the final fantasy Jolly Bean.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my chicken!
I got Yabba Dabba Dude.
What's the eighth or right?
Yeah, Yabba Dude.
I got Yabba Dabba Dude.
She got Yabba Dabba Dude.
I got Yabba Dabba Dun Dun, dog.
Well, to be fair,
I don't think Jolly Bean exists.
I don't think Dolly did exist in Indo, but even then I can't even be Dolly because everything is meat.
I love meat.
Like they only have meat or like chicken bro.
You're a pescatarian right?
Yes, you're right.
I don't remember things.
Only fish?
I'll catch you.
Only the fish?
Only the fish.
To be fair that's a deep and deep dive to be on lately.
I tried to feed your me and Tomodachi fish
and you said it was literally your least everything
of all time.
It was your most hated thing.
I was like, oh, you get, ah!
To be fair, I also don't quite,
I don't quite enjoy these things, I can't do it.
That's the only thing I can't eat,
doesn't mean I'm not picky about it.
And that's what makes me more smelly on my face.
I don't know how the friend I have, he's fucking everything but won't do everything to solve it.
You know who I'm talking about right mouse?
The person who hates fucking everything and won't do anything to solve it but will sit there and be upset about it?
But I love him so much.
I'm talking about...
I love him so much.
I love him so much.
I love him so much.
Yeah, I didn't want to say it because he laughed, but yeah it is, girl.
What you like
What you teleported mouse
Yeah
I was honestly waiting for you to be like a boom right
Oh
Catch me
I like the idea of mostly eating marshmallows because it makes me think she's a little sugar glider.
Are you a sugar glider?
Yes!
And I'm thinking!
Thank you.
Can I jump?
It's like a tiny sugar glider.
Oh, I always wanted a sugar glider.
They're so cute!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that I'm older, I know that it's not good, but when I was little, I really wanted it.
You see when I hate me, when I, uh, me, me, I...
FOOT!
Boon? Boon! Boon, stop dying, Boon!
Yeah, well, who is all?
What do you guys come to save you?
We're getting out of here.
What's up?
The worm! The worm!
The worm! The worm!
The worm! The worm!
I'll kill it!
Hey guys, I never believe it.
I never thought you'd use your words if you had people hole is.
What?
I'm dead.
I thought the glow stick was very...
I never thought you'd use this to find the death.
I always just thought this was like a tool to just like kill your friends.
Like I didn't...
I fucking hate this game.
Oh, I literally...
I live non-sexist, though.
I
Oh, man!
Oh, six feet from the...
That's what I said, now.
Oh, what, oh, what, oh, what?
Hey, Mask.
Hi!
I'm dead.
How far are you?
I don't know.
I'll find you.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
I like that song.
That was so good.
And I also like the other one probably did.
I remember when I...I remember when I last...
I don't know my love!
Hi daddy.
My biggest trauma is just every single time someone releases a song...
I get really scared that YouTube will fucking copyright strike it before I get to see it
Yeah, they did that to virtual insanity a frog you they hit that one for a long time
Yeah
Indo like you know when you get those notice like this is restricted content in some countries country. Yeah, I am the country
I'm kidding, I don't actually have a NordVPN sponsor, I don't, they would not sponsor me.
Oh, good.
I don't know why.
But you know what, sometimes you do just need a little brief change in scenery.
Talking about scenery, this video was sponsored by...
Hey, Miki, have you, speak of changing scenery, Miki, have you ever heard of a game called
Vintage Story?
Oh, I love games.
Have you ever?
Have you
Just be crystal tower. I'm about to get to the first expansion
14 is good, but ARR is such a burnout
People the whole
Is considered to be like the great wall like it is it is truly what filters people if you make it pass out
You're gonna have a great time
So far with me going around and people being like I need you to give this muffin to my boyfriend across the map
He works at the train station
And you have my grains now bitch and I'm like what and then like it's a hi
Hi, I'm Milfina and I have a terrible outfit design and I'm a part of the the scion and oh no all of our friends are dead
and then like suddenly
I'm crazy
oh my god
oh my god
that's actually what happens to the scion
dig behind you dig behind you
that's actually what happens to the scion
there's a thing right there
for you a little pickle
there's three pickles on here above your head
of your head okay it looks like never been the same oh I don't know where the
I can't open any more.
Oh, finally, finally.
Finally, finally.
The pickles are with the boom.
Where is he? Where is he?
Oh, you can't just dig down.
I don't think I have any right key for that.
BOOON!
STOP BOOON!
WHY CAN YOU SPOON?
I'm sorry.
Why do you keep throwing the moon?
You guys I'm sorry.
I'm throwing the moon!
I'm throwing the moon!
You guys I'm sorry!
I'm throwing the moon!
You guys I'm sorry!
I'm throwing the moon!
I'm throwing the moon!
You say so many mean comments this evening, baby.
I'm sorry.
And you do my game.
You doing else with nothing to do?
Oh!
Kill the male.
That's what I'm saying.
Knock it off.
Knock it off.
Get this guy out of here.
Mike the Rear has evolved from being like an army's leader into like a human clown.
That's just super bizarre.
You wore a tarp on a screamer?
That was for me just to dance!
At one point, yes I was. I'm so glad.
I'm like fine with it.
Put the cat.
No, I put a thousand hours in.
You really are insane.
Well, to be honest, it's actually not that much compared to most of our comp servers.
I was most... When I first started, I was in RP's room for DTRP, and I'm so glad I got to know that.
What's wrong with RP's team?
Do you know the amazing that you're a circus fan base?
Yes.
Yeah.
Imagine that, but people ship you with your friends that are also characters in the server,
and they come into your trash and they clean you up.
Huh?
What's over where you on?
Are you on no charge C?
No, I wasn't.
They wouldn't let me in.
Then I was a wild streamer at one point for a bit
and then I was a sabbatical streamer
and then I was like a streamer streamer
and then I could just chat in on the content
and then I kind of experimented.
You know, that's not crazy.
There are no rules. You can't do anything about rules.
There are no rules. You can just be a variety of people.
There are a lot of rules.
Personally, I like Nietzsche's format, which is you have for 8 hours and then play the game.
Yeah!
Every summer has their own rules.
Every summer has their own rules that they follow.
What do you mean by that?
I like to do whatever I feel like I'm gonna say.
That's every Nietzsche stream.
I also like to know what she should be setting up for her own stream and then she's in my chat set.
Let's see what I have on her set.
I do have what works.
I'm just trying to be flexible with it.
Maybe I'm doing the wrong thing.
You're doing the wrong thing? I probably am.
Okay, that's like my telltale sign that Meechee's just went live as if she's in my chat.
She only shows up in my chat if she is on her starting students' group.
and she should be setting up her stream
sometimes i appear in your streams when i have a hard time sleeping
oh poofy loves me
missy why aren't you talking to my streams? what's up with that huh?
dude i'm not interested in when you stream
i stream usually starting around 5 pst until it's 4 p- uh 4 am pst or someday that stream might
By the MTST, 12-5-3-
Shhh! I don't know how I have this, but I have the ball.
Oh, there's an achievement for taking the ball to the dog all the way down.
Oh, well we're not getting to the bottom, but I got the ball.
We're not getting to the damn bottom with that attitude.
Check this.
You're gonna be so fast this week.
He's trying to run, but we're all under it.
Oh, so getting tiny is me.
I'm sorry.
I'm walking in.
I'm actually locked in.
No more jokes, no more fall jokes.
I'll just spray it up after the last game play.
I'll become non-verbal, non-sick, vulnerable,
absolutely indomitable, unstoppable.
I'll take that and hit my friend.
I'll take that and hit my friend.
I'll take that and hit my friend.
I'll take that and hit my friend.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What?
What?
What?
I'm coming, Harry.
I'll try.
I'm trying a lot.
Sometimes, as they say, people do kind of die.
Hey guys, press this out.
Ooh, I see another body.
You're a refreshing mint.
It's Michi, we're searching for Michi.
You're pregnant all the bombs.
Michi, follow!
I don't know why I'm following you, I don't worry.
Follow me, or I'll hurt you again.
Huh?
Honestly?
I found cucumbers.
Cucumber?
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma!
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow meow meow
are all the arms over the place-
oh my god, I'm literally one H.P. in a D
the cucumber just for you
you better hurry
oh fuck, don't worry about this
don't worry Pukie
a problem for somebody else but that somebody else is a piece of
Oh come on I just got to that kind of a bit
Damn it.
Holy shit.
How many bombs, bro?
Whoever generated this map is like...
Jesus Christ.
Huh?
Yeah?
Thank you.
Don't dig down, don't dig down.
Okay.
Okay, on the left...
Unless you want to jump...
Here I am.
You can jump into my arms.
I'm coming.
Thanks.
Boom.
Okay, now...
Um...
Wow, I see them over there.
I
See the word
Okay
I felt very low down, but there is a revive all the way down there.
I only landed a bomb trigger dude.
So many fucking bombs.
Okay, do not take too low down here.
I'm scared.
I'm trying to see like...
There's a platform in front of you.
From the bomb that was created.
Oh, but I don't know...
Yes, sir.
Oh, that's scary.
I've got this.
Yes, sir.
I believe in you.
There are beams, though.
I said either of them.
Oh
I
You have to do that shit far
Hey, dude, you're the only one alive
I didn't think I was lying to him.
Then you only want to lie.
No pressure.
No pressure.
All pressure.
Why does this fucking game, this map has like 3 billion fucking bombs?
I stepped on a bomb and took three more bombs.
What is that?
It's like a sea landing.
Yep.
Oh well, that would be nice to have.
before I do.
All right, hold on.
I'm literally lost again.
I'm literally so lost.
You're lost again?
You're lost again?
I'm lost again.
You're lost again.
No, Michi, I'm not.
I'm gonna have the off-season.
You will be fine.
You will be fine.
Oh, yes.
Uh-oh.
You're gonna die.
I literally do not say that to you right now.
I'm literally...
A bat's gonna come and kill you, Boon.
No, I'm trying to lost him for you guys.
I'm trying to get a plus once for all men on the planet.
You died 20 years ago!
You failed, Boat! It was the water!
You were so funny!
You couldn't find the whole thing!
Troy!
Sorry.
Okay, I must go to bed.
No!
No, you hate us, Ari. You hate us.
I do not hate you, but it is flight in the morning.
Hey!
Hey!
It's flight in the morning.
I'm sorry, I'm asleep. My dog needs me.
She actually looks so sleepy and sad.
Aw, so sleepy and sad.
Okay, Ari.
Aw.
Hmm.
Oh.
Oh, now she's sitting.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You know what we should do?
Hold on, I'm going to message Kuro again after he eats.
What?
I'm going to message Kuro and I go,
are you done eating?
Are you done eating? It's time for more games, Kuro.
Moon?
What's up?
Have a fantastic night, Bestie.
I will, I will.
I'm a go brass out. I'm a go do my skincare and pass out
How do you feel
How are you feeling?
Feeling?
Would you like to grab yet another person?
I'm feeling like a feeling.
Do you have anybody?
Wait, let me...
Okay, I'm gonna take a...
I'm gonna take a gamble, right?
There's a plan.
I'm gonna open Twitch.tv.
And then I'm gonna see who's live right now as we speak.
Oh my God.
I'm doing...
Fuck, everyone is alive.
Uh...
Everyone has a life, photos.
I might actually have a life honestly no you don't fuck you boon I can ask
someone to hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna message like five people yeah
Can we get fleshy first person? Oh, yeah, we got fleshy. Yes. Yes
Wait, he makes plain pray. You're like, let me get a fleshy
Pray, we can't get make me make some plain pray guys. He makes plain pray
I would only do it if they're only doing just that
damn you're addicted on I hate you I hate you you know I'd love this I know
I know what you like I know you like you know you know I'd like this game I'm
gonna go bald going bald kind of sick was to be honest most liberating thing
I'm fleshing it.
She's fesh.
Ow.
She's a fleshtuber.
She's not a fleshtuber.
I'm not, dude.
She's a vtuber.
I've been practicing, so hopefully I can help us.
Wow.
You see, at least somebody's been practicing.
Like somebody give the shit boon.
It looks like somebody cares about gaming.
Look
It looks like you don't care
Was he sandbagging you guys?
No, I- oh! I was actually trying to really hard
I was actually locked in so long
but then we just kept beating you with the last dog
The mouse was just stopping to throw support, honestly
Ow! Fuck!
I've never done that
This is your entire life you've been doing it
I've never done that.
Hey, you just fucking choose this to jump.
I just...
Boom, you can't go in.
You watch out, kid.
He won't.
Then...
I will.
I'm a true gentleman.
The last true gentleman.
The last true gentleman.
The last true gentleman.
Surely.
I didn't mean to do that.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Uh oh.
You did it!
You did it!
You did it!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Was it an accident?
It actually was an accident.
Why did you hit me?
I'm sorry for saying that.
That was a nice throw on my truck.
It was.
Okay.
Did you know what happened first?
Why?
What happened?
Pull on.
What did you do?
You tried for me.
I didn't serve you.
I didn't serve you.
I did too!
What did you say?
I asked if she had Jollibee in Indonesia and then she said that's racism.
I think that.
Jollibee.
Stop!
In Indonesia?
That's what you asked?
No, I didn't hear it.
I didn't hear it.
I wasn't and then she said what did I hear her getting beat up on?
I don't understand.
I just said why Arie would never respond.
Yeah bro, then he asked me if they eat tacos in Puerto Rico, so I can't believe I see it.
That's crazy!
I need to throw this, I'm just gonna throw it in a random direction.
You look like the Grinch or the Grouch.
Oh thanks, I'm the... I'm the Gooch.
The Gooch! Yeah, I'm the Gooch.
You're canceling, don't say I'm canceling dude.
Are you?
Oh my god!
Are you low HP most of all?
Oh my god!
Are you finding a hole?
Are you low HP?
No, no, no.
I have a little HP gone but it's not, it's like more than half.
I invite you and this is how you treat me dawg.
I didn't do anything to you!
I literally just really didn't do anything to you!
You pushed me up, all of you that's it.
That's it
I'm sorry, my arm.
It is in your face.
And you are like a bright light all the time.
Is it dressy?
Yes.
Would you like to light our path?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, I think you're gonna have it.
I'm so lost in it.
I swear that was an accident.
Yeah, I wish I had my own perspective on that.
It was an accident!
You ran up to me through three glow sticks.
I didn't mean to throw what I used!
You literally did a three round burst like I was like oh someone's been lying or something.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
I don't know, I'm really hungry.
Stop throwing stuff!
Please.
I stretched myself out dude.
Don't, I'm gonna win this for us.
Oh!
You literally walk into my path every single time.
I'm not!
No!
You're glib-
You're glib-
No! No! You don't understand!
Chat! Like chat can be a witness!
Chat doesn't even watch streams and just leave the audio open.
Bro, just drop the Google Docs and chat.
I don't know, bro. Some of my chat, they watch down their refrigerator.
I feel lucky that I have a chat to watch me on their fridge.
I'm happy to be fridge content.
Oh
Yeah, I thought like you know and I just find it all I want you to remember that I hope to pull down the
What does that mean?
I was in your voice chat when you were sleeping once and I screamed for 5 hours straight until you woke up.
No.
Are you for real?
I'm gay.
Oh god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is that?
You did?
I
Say that I'm saying the Vinci brothers are two different people
Bro, I'd be doing like multi-level mathematics, dude
I'd be like doing the mind of brought set out in this whole bitch
Oh
That's Einstein sorry it makes them up all the time. They weren't even in the same time period
They're the same universe though
Oh, no, I've been studying multiverse theory honestly. I can't really see where it's coming. Yeah
You guys can't hurt me if I dig like this you can't hurt me no more though stop
You have
You have an attitude problem
You change
I have skin in the game bro you can't I'm not gonna let you deal with that
your foreskin I'll take to your head come at us
it's your foreskin you're gonna find me
what the fuck is wrong with me
I was not expecting that
I'm sorry
in my tomodachi life
save you said I wanted a treasured but anyone could be jealous of
I could be jealous of so I drew you a piece of shit.
And you started a joint.
Well, it's just a little like, so skin flap on the floor.
Hey, bro, that's fucking gross.
I'm gonna throw this.
And you started showing it to people.
And then two people got really upset with you
because you didn't like how you were touched.
I would chew that real life.
What are you doing here?
Whoa!
Literally nature, boo, nature.
Careful, those fellas.
Whoa, it's beautiful.
Mother nature is beautiful.
Me and you, love.
Mother nature!
Help! Help!
Beachy!
Don't, don't!
Oh, mouse!
I'm still alive.
Somehow.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna make you do bounce on it sir.
Okay master, I know what you're doing.
I've seen my life in your hands.
Okay listen, don't kill me because if you kill me you'll never see the body.
I'll never see the what?
You'll never see the body of this man.
Hey, guess what happened?
I tell you what's happening right now actual evil the pottery the potter is
literally the most vile thing
I
Use the work
My god, how did I live?
Hi
You know these balls like
Die, other time!
That's the theory of uh, what I've given to Bob.
What?
Yeah, Da Vinci made that one.
What are you talking about, bro?
I don't know, I haven't eaten all day.
You think you know so much stuff about men, you don't know nothing.
I don't know shit about men, are you kidding me?
I only know her story, word?
Like, I love women so much, dog.
Her story.
Yeah, you better get learning about her story.
I know all about her story.
Okay, tell me who's your favorite her story?
My her story.
I've thought of yourself.
I've thought of myself.
Yeah, who's your favorite in the story?
It's also a woman.
The story is that you have also a woman?
Yes.
They are exactly the same.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god.
It's a good one.
Welcome back.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
I don't know how I survived that, uh...
She passed through the cross.
But I actually was a meaty fighter, so...
That's true, Arya Tuglin was pretty cool.
Yeah, she was kind of go-to with it.
She was really cool.
Hey!
Oh my god!
We got you.
She had a lot of really awesome bullets.
I-I caught you, can I have 50 subs?
Really?
Shit.
You know what, I'm going to grow back down again. I won't be so brilliant.
Oh, it's so cute. Thank you for the rig. Oh, god. Oh, shoot.
I don't get a fucking-
Your page-page story is marked as Patrick? I do like Iron Maiden.
Who are you talking to?
I have no clue.
Like, I've been a mystery the whole stream, by the way.
End of the panel. Let me-
Oh, careful.
Is he streaming?
I will protect you from the cliff, someone has literally been like, I apologize Rator for
food.
We've been kinda doing something, I thought you were screaming, I thought you were screaming,
I'm talking to everyone's cat.
I'm alive somehow.
Where are you?
I'm going to try something.
I feel like it appears in the chat room.
What is that?
Did you see that?
There's nothing there.
That's why they're responsible.
Unless you're...
Yeah, that kind of hurt.
If you could add another rock,
you would probably have survived.
I'll make you...
Wait.
Fleshy.
Fleshy, could you get up here and help me?
Oh, I'm gonna make it.
I can take me down, and then I can catch Mouse and fall.
Oh, big. Oh, big. Oh, bless you.
Bless you, huge. You scary.
All right, Mouse.
You think I'll reach? I'll take it.
Yeah, jump into my arm. Run and jump.
Oh, I made it.
Oh, God.
That was scary!
I think I'm gonna laugh again.
If I were about to fall, I don't know what I'd do, bro.
I don't know what I'd do.
Oh god, I'm gonna die!
No!
Oh, hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Okay, mouse?
I'll never believe this.
That's another idea.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
You coming off?
You fucking beat the fucking beat.
Run, bomb!
Run, bomb!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh
Maybe this will help
Wait down
I found a way to see
Where's the backpack?
I would like some cheese.
Thank you.
Here?
There's one down here if you're hungry.
I'm going to see you down here, I'm throwing a lot of keys in here, I found a hole.
I see you on our hole.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, what's this?
He's dying in there.
What do you make me feel?
I'm in sliding.
Why are you going to suffer it?
We're going to rescue our doll.
He fell down a hole, and we have to help him.
I'm alive! I'm gonna fix your life by the life!
Hey! Hey!
Get in the hole!
Open up. Nothing has done it.
I don't believe it, dude.
You're fucking yelling, man.
It's me, man.
Bomb.
Boo!
I heard what you did.
Don't ever believe it, dude.
There's no way there's no way.
What's up, man?
I should really get into my kitchen and like my granny's flat and then like push it off like we're hanging out with people more often.
You should. You can do cooking streams.
Oh, a cooking stream.
I wanted to do the stream. I'm a cooking thing.
I did I did one I made empanadas
I love empanadas
same
they're my favorite
let's see okay i'm i'm really i think it's not the real
i need to get a couple of things
whoa
okay i aided this
like a few years ago that my friend made
what do you think
it looks like this weird wire log storm stuff that looks like someone's like
It's almost like a pasta, but it's like, huh?
And it came in a giant fucking hand, and it was like a soup with like...
Why are you asking us if I would know what it is?
Well, I feel like it's like a Puerto Rican, bitch.
Is it a foreign Puerto Rican?
Well...
Tch!
Hahahaha!
At this point, I'm not gonna say a damn word anymore.
You know, I was gonna stop talking.
Hey, what is it again?
Oh, god!
It's like this song.
It's like, it's like, there's, I imagine a giant, like a giant can, like a giant fucking can.
And inside the can, there's like this liquid, like this stuff that looks like, like waterlogged corn.
It looks like this like weird like starchy round ball things.
And like, it's like, what the fuck?
You can break the wall.
Yeah.
There you go.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean water lava?
Pasole? Pasole?
Pasole? Pasole?
That is not for a weekend, that's Italian
Oh
No, no, no, no, man, no, no
No, man, no, it's no
Man, it's not that
It's Pozoli? Pozoli? Pozoli? Pozoli?
Pozoli? Pozoli?
I don't know
I'm like, I don't think
Then like what you were describing didn't even sound like any kind of
I'm
No, I'm wrong you guys probably don't have it
You're getting mixed up again, I'm trying to learn I'm trying to educate me come cultured David. I'm trying
Oh! Pasole!
Pasole! Pasole!
It's like...
They have like chicken and chicken in it?
Yeah, like it's like a slow cooked like braised chicken with like that and like maybe...
That's the Mexican.
Yeah, I was gonna say...
It was good as well.
Oh! Oh God!
What?
Oh, now they're with me too.
We have to save for yourself. That's Mexican.
Okay, well tell me what's like a standard Puerto Rican dish.
Mofongo.
Can you say that again for me?
Mofongo.
Okay, someone in chat type that for me for that excuse.
Empanada.
Moooo?
Acapurria
Sororio
Moooo?
No, you guys are fucking with me. No, I said...
That's what it is.
Mofongo. What's Mofongo?
M-O-F-O-N-G-O
Mouse, can I be real with you right now?
You ever watch those fake podcasts where there's the clueless guy
and then there's the person that knows everything?
I feel like that's what's going on right now.
What?
Wait a minute, what's going on in me?
It's a dish where it's like, it's like, uh,
platanos, and it's like mashed up.
What's-
Dancing.
What's bomenos?
What?
What's the other dish you said it's like this one dish?
I don't know.
Listen, I'm like, you're just trying, okay?
I'm trying my best.
Bomenos means let's go.
Plon-
Plon-
Plontanos.
Plontanos.
Platonus is plantain. Do you know what a plantain is?
It's like a plant.
No, it's like a green banana.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had that. This isn't good.
Yeah, cause you think you don't know what they are.
So, monogos is like...
It's like plantains.
What? Monogos?
I
Try I try I'm gonna send you the Wikipedia article. Thank you. Yes. Thank you
There I send it to you
Hey guys, if you see it, you can go back to the beginning.
Hey, guys.
Why? There's more than one engine.
I'll bring them back tonight.
It's locked and roasted.
Oh, it's like cooking olive oil?
What the fuck? This is so cool.
Oh, my boy.
Okay, listen, I'm more than what do you think it looks cool. I'm not sure exactly what it
is. I want it though. Read the article popular throughout Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic,
New Jersey, Florida, New York, Boston and Columbia. So not in the West Coast at all.
main ingredients plantains Chicharron Chicharron Chicharron
He's a wrong.
He's a wrong.
He's a wrong.
He's a wrong.
It is a part of the traditional freedom in Bolivia, Brazil and Portugal, Chile, Colombia,
Costa Rica, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Guadalajara, Honduras, El Salvador,
Mexico and all the other fucking places, Peru, the Philippines, Puerto Rico, Venezuela and
I believe.
He's so ready.
Chicharron!
Chicharron!
In Belgium, the Chicharron is made of pork belly.
That's Petrogyz, an onion soup.
It's very easy to chicharron.
It's very tasty and vegan.
Bolivia, chicharons are made of pork ribs.
It has chicken, garlic, and Brazil.
It's also known as Torosme Peparizbo.
Uh, it hits you in the back.
It's so effective.
It's very spicy.
Everything looks delicious.
Chicharons are made of fat.
I want a chicharron!
I want a chicharron!
I want a chicharron! I want a chicharron!
This man is already bald. If you keep pulling him he'll start taking ice baths and ranting about testosterone.
You want a chicharron?
I want a chicharron!
You want a chicharron?
I want a chicharron!
It tastes good.
It looks good. I want it.
If I can learn how to make a chicharon, then I can learn how to make a mofongo.
I've heard the widest way to ever say it.
I would like a mofongo with my chicharon.
One mofongo, please, with a chicharon.
One mofongo, please.
In a margarita.
Go to the grocery store. Yeah, go to the grocery store.
Cheat Charo! Cheat Charo!
Cheat Charo!
Cheat Charo!
What is?
Dude, speaking English is such a boring fucking language, girl.
What? Like...
Don't kill me! I'm trying to...
Don't kill me!
I'm not!
Don't kill me!
I'm trying to get us out of here!
I found a path. Watch.
Hold on.
We can wall-ride.
It worked.
Alright.
What's this thing?
What about to find out?
What did you do?
I don't know
Here's the dog
There's no one else, Joe. I kind of worry
I don't know
Shut up
Come on, we made it to the dog
Why the fuck did you go?
What's that?
Did you hear something?
Oh!
No mames chicharrón
I like chicharrón
I like chicharrón
I learned about the teacher wrong.
I know about mofongos and teacher wrong.
Mofongos.
Mofongos and the teacher wrong.
A mofongo sounds like a flash website from 2003.
Like, uh, like, remember Mocospace?
Huh?
Remember Mocospace?
Yeah, I think I do.
It was like MySpace.
There's a MySpace.
I was on the entire program.
Yeah, Mocospace, like Booger.
I was gonna say, I was like, that sounds like Boogerspace.
Yeah, I thought it was.
Were you guys ever, were any of y'all ever a part of uh, vampire freaks when you were younger? That was my social media choice.
I was a vampire freak.
Yeah, vampire freaks were the hardest fucks of all.
Yeah, I remember seeing like, ads for it. I thought it was a game.
Oh shit!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
What's happening?
Oh my god, what is happening?
Hi!
What happened there, Baz?
I threw the hopping one.
I may be lying to you.
What?
I was helping her anyway, we found the fire engine first.
Oh she gnawed.
Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw.
Oh
It's not working.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
I'm fine.
Are you sure?
I am doing something.
Oh, my God.
Danger.
Oh my god, booze?
Oh fuck.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, holy shit.
Nice!
Nice!
Oh my God.
How deep can we go?
WAAAHHH
WAAAHHH
WAAAHHH
Wait, I could have lived!
WAAAHHH
WAAAHHH
Oh my god
IZLE
WAAAHHH
WAAAHHH
You're our only hope
WAAAHHH
Why would you say that?
I mean, you're not our only hope
We are not our only hope.
You are like our only hope.
You are not falling the whole time.
I've kept all of that hollow.
You're no bad.
I love you.
Permission to drink it to free sun?
Permission to drink it to free sun?
Permission not granted.
Please.
I remind you.
Please.
It's specific cooler.
I need this energy.
I need to be rehydrated.
I'm so hungry.
Be hydrated.
Fine.
Go ahead.
Yes ma'am!
Yes ma'am!
Yes ma'am!
Yes ma'am!
Oh guys bro.
Well what?
Okay so,
Anywhere to revive people?
What is this?
I haven't seen any.
Oh.
I'll not go down there, let's go.
God, why is there quitters and people who spit?
Oh, careful, careful, careful.
In this house, in this household, we swallow.
We don't spit.
The worm, the worm is right behind you.
Ah.
Press top, press top.
Oh, my.
Oh, that's a bomb.
What is that spot?
I don't know, I'm just saying stuff.
Ah, thanks.
I've been away for 20 hours, but only once, I think.
Why are you ever gonna look for that?
What's wrong with you?
A lot of things.
There's blood down here.
What? That makes explosions if you throw it. It's a popper.
Oh, popper?
It's so deep from the bottom, sorry.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it hasn't been...
Oh, Tamara?
Dude, I'm sorry.
I can't wait to watch half the people on my clip because the game's too confusing.
Yes.
Wait, what do you mean? You made it harder?
No, no, no, no.
No, we made it easier.
Okay.
People just like
They they like put an added vintage or a pretty fast as a like well the people we say on good dickhead. Yeah
You would love to destroy you should play it's tomorrow 3 p.m. PST
They start what it doesn't look at that's where we start you don't need to be there right when it starts because it's
Yeah
That fucking worm came out of nowhere
How far have you gotten in this game, Mouse?
Oh, I beat it.
Oh.
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
But it's only because I was shy and buff.
And shy, you know how shy he is.
He's like the best.
And shy is, you know, he walks in on me.
He's like, you wanna have one more time.
What do you guys, like, friendly when he at it all?
Idea? Idea?
What?
What?
Where'd you say that boy, Adderall, was here?
Before you asked?
Wait, if you guys like fed me, like if you guys came me up to the base,
you'd take me to the Adderall, and like, then he would suck me to shit again.
You want us to chain you up and feed you, Adderall?
Yeah.
Who?
And like, what?
Why do you want Adderall?
Can you pay that with your Lexapro?
I think you just want to be Jane Barry.
You were like just a little bit of a shit, but you were like,
you got a very little bit too strong during the full moon.
Imagine like someone was undying those ADSG,
and then like undying,
and they get like hitting with a full moon like Adderall.
I mean, I was like,
I can't do fucking grandkids.
I got you, man.
Just one thing.
That is a funny idea, guys, but what is so funny?
No!
I'm gonna do that.
Oh my god.
You only do that if you hear my fucking part of my backyard song.
Oh, thank you.
imagine right like funny idea what if you collect like like 10 very attractive single ladies
and then like you know put me in a room with them right take me up into the basement and
put me up in a room with them right because like think about it guys think about how funny
that would be
you really want that stuff
yeah
like think about it though think about it it'll be so funny
it'll be like crazy
single women, right?
I'm the lowest.
I'm the lowest.
I'm the lowest.
Yeah?
Where are you?
I'm here.
I'm lowest.
I'm gonna blow you
It's alright, I don't know why you didn't kill all the bees
I'm so sorry
I'm going to be honest, I'm going to be a hundred percent honest with you, I'm going to be
a hundred percent honest with you, I was looking out of the corner of my eye and I thought you
were a boon because you were both gay.
It's okay, I should put a hat on.
You need a hat!
Yeah!
Where is he?
I don't know.
He really kept going down.
He's still alive.
He hates us.
Oh my god, that's so much shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, what if I jump?
Hey guys, can you catch me?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Oh, it was a cucumber.
Motor.
I'm more dead next to the dog.
I figured out the game.
What?
What do you mean?
I figured out the game.
I lost, Dana.
I didn't fall that far.
I was promised, Dana.
That's a virgin.
No, you, no, you, you, you, you, you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Fuck.
You're a son of a bitch.
Woof, woof.
Hello, my name is Dune, welcome to my D&D chat, today we'll be showing you how to cross class
as a barbarian warrior.
What?
Is that how you say it?
In the music, they're all thought like vibe?
This music gives off like a weird, like tutorial vibe.
You know what I mean?
No, I was pulling chat that this is a YouTube prank video music.
like tutorial vibe you know what I mean?
No, I was feeling chad that this is like
YouTube prank video music
I'm trying to like cook up a bit in my head
but I just didn't, I just, I'm overcooked
It does kinda kinda hurt though
I died by the way
No! No!
I'm sorry
I see you
Don't worry
Oh
Yeah, maybe worry a little okay. I got this. I got it
Pretty deep
Okay mouse yeah, okay this up
why did you do it that's crazy
oh my god where we're boonies it's just
complete darkness just like you do in real life in your in your trouble
You. I have no idea.
It's the one that doesn't have a ring. It's like big.
It's really good. Like it's got like the hurricane-side look in front of it.
Is it the one that's like...
Oh, it's a gas.
Yeah, it's like a gas station. What are you doing?
You think? A gas station?
Maybe.
Are you talking about magic?
Yeah, we're in.
I got two!
Thanks!
There's a cucumber here.
Whoa! Be careful, little...
I
Need them
But I feel
My mind and lecture
There's just so many like a lot tall tall drops randomly
Oh
I
It's 2D, oh wait, there's a weapon.
You can jump down here.
I'm sliding!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
We can just slide down here, actually.
Oh, this one's nice.
Yeah.
The body's still below.
Oh, what about this thing?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If we go like this...
If we keep going down like this...
This is my cucumber.
Cumber.
I can't reach it.
Ah, wait.
Ooh, nice!
Oh, no!
AHHHHHHH!
Well.
Oh, no!
Hello.
One, two.
I'm dead up on you
Oh my god, you made it.
You did.
Here we go.
Oh, an ad.
You die, Ramri!
I mean, that's a long, long time.
Very, very long time.
I think that's really, really probably a big story.
I can die!
I don't know.
I got...
Yeah?
I got a cloud.
I got a bunch of clouds and I started like quick-swapping as I was jumping down the road.
I got a fucking cloud.
Oh wow!
Oh wow.
I got a cloud.
Oh
Well is it
how did you know I just can tell all fives yeah
I'm just really linked it I also have
Wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
What's your blood type?
Boon or me?
Uh, I'm old but, uh, I'll just say it's a B negative
Ah, damn!
Wait, we're negative, that's awesome
Wait, what is it you can guess?
You can guess blood type, you can guess what?
Boon
I can guess your blood type, Mouse
What is it?
It's APOGNAU
Run.
No, you're supposed to make him feel good, Maus.
He's already dead for like six billion years.
He just kind of has to be like, what did you know, Boon?
How the fuck did you know that?
How did you know?
Hey, Boon, what's mine?
What's mine?
Yours?
Yeah.
You're a cancer.
Your blood type is A-negative.
What the fuck?
My bridge is high enough to be...
What the fuck?
You're so
Your zodiac is buffalo. Why are you so long?
I just know I'm so linked in here. I'm a mind freak. I'm not fucking a whatever my blood type is all negative
You did it.
You did it.
You did it.
Where's that?
I get, like if you were to start bleeding right now,
I could put it on a stake and get it.
I'd be like, it looks pretty good.
Whatever, you're bald.
Whoa.
That's so funny.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
You're so funny.
Oh!
Careful.
And so like my, mine is AB positive.
Oh my!
Oh, you're AB positive.
Yeah
That's rare. Oh
You're like
Impossible. Oh my god. I can't like you can take anything from from anyone
No
You can take from anyone right
Yeah, it'd be positive as you can take from anyone.
You're thinking of bottoms with a completely different tank.
No, like, dude, because it can take from negatives.
Yeah, it's better if it's positive received from everyone.
But all negatives can't get from everyone.
Oh, but I can get from everyone.
Oh, sorry, Fleshy.
Yeah, me too.
Like, I can give to everyone, but I can't take from everyone.
Oh.
Me too.
The like...
Like, oh, negatives can only get from oh negatives?
Well, A, B positive can get from the negative.
I can't even donate good!
That's what I'm saying, man.
Oh, fuck.
Where are you, Mouse?
I'm dead.
In a bitch somewhere. There's a statue right next to you
Yeah, let me revive this
Fucking boon, are you dead?
I can't open my mouth. It was a mouse's room. I don't believe it.
Oh, so yeah, I'm a Leo and I'm not a fucking kid.
I
How do you not remember
You're pissing me off man
Are they just mocking that? Are they a fact?
We're like, we're Winston, this is it.
We're all Winston, the main character.
He punches the mirror, he says, I do not like this.
Locked in.
I am still locked in.
You like to do something from this phone?
No!
I am not!
I am not!
I am not the kind of fucking nightcrawler guy.
I'm saying that.
You're really pissing me the fuck off. You're really pooping in my pee right now.
You're pooping in his pee.
You're really pooping in my pee.
I dropped the foam gun down here.
What do you mean?
Dude, there's holes everywhere.
You're the prettiest person ever!
Why why are you like this?
Why are you like this?
I'm sorry, I said you're what, an abled boss.
Yeah, abled is like being...
I can't be respectful.
I know you're kidding.
It's like impossible for me.
It's literally impossible.
You know what game you have to play?
What?
I know you're loving.
Oh
Oh, I'm just playing a harmonica.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, cucumber.
Cumber.
I'm, I'm maaaan.
Hi, how are you maaaan?
I'm maaaan.
Are we supposed to go?
What?
I thought so too, man.
Wait, so was you.
I don't know, like, like,
like, Scooper, Dagger, like, what?
It was because of SpongeBob.
Okay, okay.
Oh, oh, no, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
I'm so sorry.
Where's your body, dude?
I'm also dead.
I'm so hungry.
I'm a factory girl.
Oh my god, you're not dead.
I'm crazy.
Okay, I'm not gonna cook.
I'm just gonna order.
Yeah, just order, man.
Okay, I'm not gonna cook.
I'm just gonna order.
Yeah, just order me in.
Oh, I can't abide.
Oh, there it is.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
Didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi-didi.
Oh, that was...
Oh!
that you would not get blown up
yes
hmmm
I think fast enough
oh god
oh god
to be honest this is good because
we don't have to do this
yeah we can go up all the way
and leave the way for us
exactly see and then now we're here
and now if
And now, if Oom is dead to me, you're telling me?
He's not dead. He's just sitting next to me.
We're coming, golly! We're coming!
Oh, god, go!
We're coming, golly!
We're going down.
I don't know.
I swear to God it's a fucking warm farm right now.
It fights my butt.
I will kill it!
I will kill it!
I will kill it!
Hey! Papi! Papino!
Papalino! Papalino! Papalino!
The papalino!
Yes!
Papalino!
Okay.
Where's my school here?
I did it.
Wait.
Where is everybody?
Oh, he must be bouncing around.
Where the fuck is the dog?
I think it's a dog.
Do you need food?
Wait, we found the dog already.
No, it's okay.
Oh, really?
Oh, thank you.
Yeah, all I have to do is dig for food.
It's not here.
Oh, my God.
No, you're stuck!
Down this way.
Here we go!
Damn.
I have, like, three sets of just rocks.
Why do we always dig straight down?
I don't know.
I don't have you.
You can dig sideways.
Dig sideways now.
Oh, thank you.
I had a feeling.
I'll catch you.
Touch me when I fall.
Oh, you did it.
Ouch.
You did it.
You did it.
Oh, who's it?
Oh, I see somebody.
Who's here?
Hello?
Hello?
I was looking for- oh, god!
I was ready to catch.
That's why I like came zooming in.
Oh god!
And we're locked.
Hello.
Alright.
Hello. Hello.
Alright.
I'm gonna have to pee.
My pee pee.
My pee pee.
I'm gonna have to pee pee.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to see.
Oh look, I see water over there.
Oh, the water, if you jump in it, it like stops your fall.
It stops them a little while you're falling.
Ah.
Oh, I'm just missing it.
Oh, it's warning!
I'm going to make a little
fast way
somehow
oh
oh
oh
where the
fricking spoon bro
I'm good
there you go
oh thanks
anyway
I see the water
I see the water
I don't know where we're moving. Just keep digging.
Ow. I don't know how deep that goes.
There's lotsa right there.
It's on a beam!
I got killed by a TT back.
Oh my god.
Enough for...
TNT!
Oh god, I'm fine.
I'm okay.
Okay, I have...
an idea.
Uh-oh, can't be bad.
Oh my god.
Hey, what if I do this?
No, I won't die, I won't die today, I won't die today, I won't die.
I added uh, what is it?
No, don't do that.
What happened to Michi's ears?
Oh, she had an amputation.
Oh, yeah, I'm just seeing Garrett's.
She's your amputation.
Yeah, okay.
What is it?
There's also this, uh, what is it?
Cloud?
Those are clouds.
Oh boy.
One day, some new ones will grow.
They'll be brand new and very beautiful.
Uh-oh.
Ah!
Ah!
What's that?
Oh
Ready
Did we just die from worm?
Oh
Oh my god
You're so close
Oh brother
This thing
Fucking family
Die to worm
Die to worm
I didn't die to a worm
How did we die from worms?
I have nothing to lose.
It's always the fucking worm, bro.
We died from worms.
Oh gosh.
The worms.
What?
Yeah, I can't turn.
You can't turn?
Yeah, I can't like the moon.
I think
I think
no I can like all tab I just can't move in the game
Oh, just look at the game, like, on your castabar thing.
What happened? What did you do?
I don't know.
Oh!
The alt tab looked at something else.
Oh!
Taking my head dream.
Oh, you had the alt tab, huh?
Tripp was talking to me about ADHD meds.
But I don't take ADHD meds, so I was just telling him I didn't.
Is that what you've been talking about, Adderall?
No.
Are you lying?
No.
Why are you lying?
I think he's lying.
I'd never lie.
Yes you do.
Name one time I lied.
Just now.
That's not a lie.
I wasn't lying.
I'm like George Washington.
I've never told a lie.
I'm sure he told a lie.
You told, you told lies.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
Anything you want to do.
Don't put this on me, Mads.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
If you want to try again,
I'll try again.
If you don't,
If you want to try again, I'll try again.
If we try again, I need to pee.
Okay, go pee.
Ah, okay.
The words you can say is no, the words you can say is no.
It's a lie, it's a lie.
The worst you can say is that it's so old.
It's so old.
It's so old.
I didn't know you were going to do that.
I'll be right back.
Oh, it's so old.
Life could be a dream.
We have a paradise up above.
We have a booby-booby-booby.
Only one that I love.
Life's like a dream.
We are.
Or you can play something else.
No! Listen, we've never made it past the second level.
How many levels exist in this game?
Like four, I think.
Five.
We haven't even done it halfway.
Guys, what happened?
What happened, men?
I need to eat some, you see.
I can kiss this food.
I'm dying, I'm fucking dying.
Ow, what the fuck is wrong with me?
Holy fucking freak.
I got both of them.
I'm probably gonna take a break once it gets here.
I need to eat.
Goddamn.
Oh, four level? Four different biomes?
Four different biomes and you're never gonna see any of them.
It's just that we've been getting the seeds of like, fish...
big... like... big drops and stuff, big balls.
It needs to be better.
It's funny.
You feel like a quake player right now.
Yeah.
I have a solo play, hell no.
Yeah, its having a solo play, you can get to the bottom.
So, I think stowing this game is pretty easy.
Yeah, honestly, it blows first, runs off on the third.
Honestly, I could try speed run this game easily, a guy.
You should do it then.
no guys i think i could i could be really good at the game
i'm soloed uh i soloed peak
damn that was fun
they knocked myself out
i am
i'm not
Did I sell Wolfie?
Don't lie.
Come on.
Wait, did I do it live?
You don't even remember?
That's the way it is, huh?
Wait, what?
That's how you got wolf ears?
Really?
I don't remember, dude.
Okay, I was about to say like cat I have a life guys I wouldn't do such a thing
Oh
Believe you if you get tarot card reads in the screen dog you ain't never leave your
house
Dude shut the fuck up bro
Why did he say that?
Why did he say that?
Shut the fuck up
Next time when you want me to do a tarot card reading for you bro I'm manifesting something
Evil you're done
Manifest something evil and cruel
And people ask me for tarot readings I kind of cry a little inside
Really, then I go. Oh
Yeah, cuz I feel like I rarely do like a happy one
Reverse tower, please. You're so right
It's been almost a year and chat is so traumatized by peak week guys
trap fall
tweak
You're done. Oh
Oh
Where we display practical for the whole entirety of fall
You're done, dude
I don't see the other bio
You should- you should, like, one hand a game.
Well, you need-
Oh my god, what the fuck you could ping?
It stays for ages too!
Okay, good thing-
Wait!
Look, first you- Wow!
Did you change the colors of your pink?
No, I don't think so.
Hey, you're telling me this whole time you could-
Hey!
Yeah!
Oh my god, we're in standard mode.
We are literally in standard mode, and we haven't seen level 3.
Oh.
Oh, we stuck.
It's alright.
Oh.
I love this arrow.
Oh, oh.
Alright.
I love this idol.
Alright, mentioning Peequiks being back other memes, I played myself.
Guys.
Did someone ask which one is worse?
Peequiks or Sweeca and I'ma be honest with you chat.
I feel like Sweeca wasn't bad.
Okay, cause like with Suica you can somewhat like, if you hang out and you talk, and you kind of like relax and chill while you're playing Suica,
Suica is very like, you hate it, and then you're playing it, you're playing Roblox platform.
Damn, you're literally Roblox platform.
Yeah, you're doing the obby.
If you guys, okay, I have a proper system for you guys.
What's up?
Have you guys seen the TikToks that people climb in K2 in Roadblocks?
What's K2?
It's like Mount Everest, but more evil.
No, not that.
Okay, imagine you're climbing Mount Everest, but everyone around you is falling off and dying in a terrible, terrible fate.
They're freezing to death, sliding off, it's just you holding off for dear life with your eyes picked in your hand and a rope barely holding you on.
you on like it's a roadblock isn't the one that have avalanche can happen in it I think so yeah
you guys have to bleed out in the snow with me
yeah boo they forgot one of my burgers
I should uh, I should suck the brain out of the head.
I will.
Burn your nose.
Wait, then what are you eating then?
I'm eating french fries burger nuggets.
From where?
They said you forgot your burger.
I ordered two burgers from the shop.
From where?
Oh no, I thought like, because then you don't have food.
Ooooo!
There's no fans.
Listen man.
Two burger base.
Oh, that's my berry.
I'm so full.
I also ordered two burgers.
Man, I'm so hungry but it's six in the morning.
You know what?
That's no excuse.
Get yourself a breakfast burger.
Perhaps you should.
Breakfast burger.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
yep big big all big breakfast you know all that's my big round belly I am just
so bad at platforming this is just really that's just a really weird
distance
Guys, I think I'm on a jealous.
Why?
I'm not gonna bad.
Wait!
What?
I'm on a French beat.
What? That's cool! Did you get an achievement?
Yeah, I got a pound.
I'm leaving.
I'll see you guys.
It was fun.
We should all play Mount Everest.
Oh, no, we should play combo. We should play gamba
No, right now, but like oh
Yeah, I don't I don't I think wow
Bro, it's starved again, but that's crazy. Yeah, you don't like grandpa
Not good enough for you food
All right, no you guys are great.
Look at my crown on my head.
You hate of us.
Why are you white?
You can't just ask that.
You can't ask that, Boone.
What the hell?
Oh, you look like your mask on.
What do they call them?
Yeah, a beautiful Jared.
Jared, yeah.
Exactly.
You see the vision?
Yes.
What do you think?
You, chat with you.
That's what you look like.
What do you think?
Oh my God.
Aga.
Wait.
Oh.
Aga.
Alright.
All right, Boone have a good meal
Okay, you want me to stay is that what you want?
Please just one more
While you eat
Mousey is still taking a pee pee. And depending on the pee, she'll be a little
wild. Then you can call it a stream.
Woah!
Then you can keep climbing. There's like a crown. I don't know if like the crown is for everyone.
I don't see a crown up here.
Oh, I think I took it already.
Hey!
Sorry.
It's okay.
That's awesome, man.
Oh!
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you.
Oh, let me get back up.
Let me see.
I'm not a hero possibility here, I think.
Hmm.
I'm gonna fight her.
Yeah, fight her.
Oh!
Hello?
I'm sorry.
I know I started bleeding.
You're good.
I hope you're okay.
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're good. I hope you are okay. I am okay.
We should stop playing if you're not using the rail, girl.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I found this rainbow flag, Trisby.
Yeah. Are you sure, girl? You want a rail?
Yeah, are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
We can continue next time.
I'm okay.
M?
Is it from like, is it like super dry?
Oh yeah.
No, it's just dry air.
That's all you see is normal.
It's normal bleeding.
Ugh.
Shumcatch.
I threw the ball into the ocean.
What?
How did you throw it into the ocean?
One more and then see how you feel about this shirt.
Good.
Wow.
It's mother fucker.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
You had a crime on your head?
Where'd you get this crown from?
The tree.
It wasn't a tree.
I didn't get my crown.
You have to like uh, research the lobby.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, you can like, take it from someone.
Oh, you can take it from me.
Wait, you can hit me and then my crown will fall.
Is that new?
How's it being new?
Oh, it was like up that tree.
And I kind of just like, took it when it climbed up.
I also found the frisbee of that tree.
Oh, I was saying because I've never seen the frisbee before.
I'm gonna go get the crown.
Casually hit the crown from a tree pet.
Hey man.
Slowly head.
Oh nice of you.
Pat the cat.
Take it off me.
Take it off me.
Oh no.
He doesn't want the dog.
Take it back.
Take it back.
Oh.
Just wanna boon.
Oh.
Hey boon.
Get this boon.
Oh.
I feel it.
Pick it up.
Orc needs a paper.
Pick it up.
Pick up the crown, Boone.
Why? I don't want that.
Pick it up.
No.
This caused a heavy burden that one was bearing.
Pick it up.
That's it. Fine.
There must always be a little thing!
RAAAAAAA!
He's gonna try and die.
Boone?
No, you're pretty pathetic.
Are you alright?
Are you okay?
No, I just how I am.
He's a freak.
He's a freak.
He went to the burger and went, oh.
He's a freak.
He's a freak.
He's a freak.
He was probably breaking the ooo-er.
The ooo-er.
The ooo-er.
What's up, bro?
I don't know, there's a way to like...
What?
Wait, does that work?
Like, if you fall and then you hold onto the wall and just kind of like hold your dick in.
It worked for me.
I did it like three times and I didn't die.
It kind of works sometimes.
I don't know if it's like real where it works or if I'm just imagining it myself.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh, I'm hungry now, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
You better get food.
I'm always like, super hungry if I take my pills.
Bye.
You're getting my food.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, my brother.
He's just.
Another one!
Oh my god!
How did he get down so fast?
Oh no!
Oh, I'm so sorry!
I have no idea what you're talking about.
No!
Oh boy.
Tap.
You have to play the gambling game.
Gambling? Oh, I'm dead.
Oh no!
I saw your skull leave your body.
What?
What?
I can't with you man.
There's a mod now to add more players to this game.
To gambling?
To this game.
To gambling?
To gambling?
To this game.
Oh, to this game.
No, I want to play the gambling game.
Me too.
For you guys.
Oh my god.
I think the blood is literally leaking down my throat.
Oh, that will look pretty forward.
Oh, and I have an old ring.
It's still happening?
How do you take a break, Miles?
No, it's normal.
Is it normal?
Yeah.
Is it normal?
Uh, it's because I'm on oxygen and it burns my nose.
Oh, I see you.
Oh my god!
Oh
He's coming
Hi Popocs!
I think he's supposed to be right out of the green street.
He's gonna raise... Hello?
Hello?
I'm sorry.
I'm like, fuck this, I'm like...
Still have to shampoo.
I'm so tired.
People never run out of blood?
Because our bodies continuously produce blood.
But if you lose more blood than you produce at one time, then you will be in trouble.
Yeah, I'm crushing because...
Okay.
I've had to get an iron infusion to my minion.
Oh!
I used to get no skills.
They feel so weird that you get so tired afterwards.
True.
My minion.
Weeeeeee!
This game is crazy.
My beans!
I've been to my office.
I saw like a block of beans.
Oh, wait, wait.
Is this a police meeting?
Oh, wait.
I thought, or maybe it was just a piece of paper.
I'd like to go find a girl.
No, I'd like to go look for her.
Oh, don't.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, all right.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Blah blah blah blah laaaaan
Oh my god thank you
Nice!
I lost the crown
I don't know why this reminds me of Dragon Tails.
Oh my god.
Oh that's not bad.
I like this tuba playing.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get the other one.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh that's not bad.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck me.
If I would have made it, that would have been cool.
LOOK!
If I would have made it.
That would have been cool.
I.....
Boo....
Isn't that Auntie?
Hello.
Good night.
WOOOOьте
hurry up and bring us back I'm going to but watch that oh my goodness
uh
oh machine gun is running down there
i'll never believe it
did he die?
now, oh we are dead
never believe it
OMG
you brought me back
and so far i did this
I don't do it in my mouth, I'm a 900 feet.
There you go.
Do not fall.
Come on. Come on now, come with me.
Move fast at the wind. Match my steps.
He's too fast for me.
He's too fast.
Or that way.
What's that way?
I remember that now.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh
I try my best hey it's helpful to be back
You got this question no pressure don't panic there's not thousands of people watching you
Why do you have to say
I don't know
Yeah, you shouldn't do that on the like in this floor that exists at the moment I just want you to know.
I see that, I see that.
This is what they said about my ovarian wall.
Your ovarian wall?
Oh my god, Dean.
I see it.
I was about to yell at you.
You know what, for once, yeah, I agree. It was my fault that time, but it was so fucking funny.
You totally threw! Me, too, wants to beat the game!
I want to see what's under the ice Boon. I want to see it.
I want to see what's under the ice.
Can you walk in Boon? Can you walk in?
I'm gonna walk in. I'm gonna walk in.
I'm not, but don't leave us alone.
What if I leave you alone?
Guys, if I leave you like this, you guys will kill me.
Like really the first three seconds of any play through, you guys would usually kill me and then I would try to go ahead and do that.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
So he's so full of shit dude.
He's so full of shit!
He's so full of shit!
He's so full of shit!
He jumped off the fucking plane.
Okay, I can catch anyone.
Okay.
I'm coming.
Let's go talk to her.
I'm coming.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Moon said that we're going to turn him over
and then he wanders off by himself.
Yup, I'll win this guy.
He's never locking.
A slime gun.
He's all the way down the lane.
Oh, the pipe.
Ever since he listened to the yogurt mail, he's changed.
Imagine, all the way down.
He's still alive.
Is he?
I have an idea.
What's idea?
Jump on this line.
There you go.
Whoa.
Next.
Oh, here comes the rest.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
Oh, here comes her.
Come come come come come come.
I just believe it.
Go get it. Go get it.
Whoa!
I got goldbird.
He got goldbird.
He got gold.
I don't even know what he's doing.
Uh oh.
There's a lot.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Oh
You want to just go down because I have a plan. What's your plan?
Okay, hold on to this gun for me mask
All right, hold on
Are you still alive yeah
I already shot down, so you can just jump, and look at that little one right here.
I have a little thingy to make use of to bring you back.
Warm up.
Yeah.
He's coming.
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
WOOOOOAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
I WAS ON THE BOTTOM!!!
Man, we're not a tomb player.
I know, but you guys want me to have them so I did! I'm fucking hell is so big!
You don't. You're not walking in here, are you?
Okay, I'm gonna walk in a really hard watch
I can't walk.
You can't guys, that's not how it works.
He's watching.
Why are you going so funny?
It's not funny.
Boy!
I can't jump.
Oh my god, you can't.
Of course.
Boon!
Lassie!
down!
okay
i hear
weeee
i have a pickle
pickle? i dropped it
also i want you to know the bone fucking god only has two
oh
slides
oh god
i thought it was three
i thought it was three
i'm sorry
I'm sorry. I miss camp. I'm not gonna get a cannon.
It's a cucumber. It's a cucumber.
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Thank you.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
Oh, oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I thought I broke my game.
What?
What was she doing?
Your name is okay.
Okay, I'll catch you.
Oh never mind.
Sorry, I got stuck in like a...
weird geometry.
Fuck geometry.
Freak.
Pretty thin.
What? Why didn't you say that? Your boy pussy?
I thought you guys weren't here. I thought you guys weren't here.
We can hear you. We can hear you no matter what.
So I'm going to do a moment to start this.
Oh, my God!
And I just stand this way!
There she is!
What?
There she is!
Nicole!
There she is!
I got scared.
Are you gonna fall?
I'll catch you if I have to.
Oh, so you'll be fine.
It's not really a big drop here.
It's a bunch of iron bars.
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
A bunch of iron bars.
Oh, the bar!
Oh, the bar!
The bar!
The bar!
The bar!
The bar!
The bar!
The bar!
Where is it, man?
Oh, the baby!
That's my pickled candy.
I just like pickled gums.
Oh, the baby!
Oh, the baby!
The baby!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, the baby!
Oh
He just so fucked up me
My favorite part of this table
You know
I didn't think it open.
It's through and through.
I don't know.
Like when Boon goes ham down here, so now I know how to die.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Please!
Please!
Please!
We fly!
We fly!
I'm coming!
Oh my.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
What the fuck is the meaning of this bomb?
How far is this door line?
What is this?
Mal?
Yeah?
Are you a lie?
I don't know what I don't know what that sound is I've been wondering what it was for a while
We're going to take the most safest of pets, you're going to not go down.
You want to die?
I will.
That was, that was a pretty nice...
We took the Latina woman, we turned her into spaghetti.
We spaghetti-fied the Latina woman.
We're going to eat her now, like she is carbonara.
What?
We are turning her into spaghetti.
Why do you want to turn a Latina woman into spaghetti?
Because it's red!
Because growing up is chill!
Hold on!
I'm losing my mind.
Hold on, hold on!
I got you.
Thank you.
I got you
No, I wasn't hanging out with you guys.
I was way ahead. I was a schmooge in there for a while.
I take my meds.
Okay, Mouse, you oughta... I need you to trust me on something.
This may be not a good idea.
I trust you with my life.
I'm gonna jump down this gaping hole and when I'm down I'll catch you
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Oh shit.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, hear me out, hear me out, I can bring you back.
It's alright, it's alright, check this out, boom.
Okay, that idea was perfect, until I practically kind of like fell really bad.
Okay.
And now we have no other plan. We just kind of have to
Okay, big big is also cucumbers your mouth. Oh my I need to
I
Made trishing
Eat the green this may be a bomb never know
down here. There's a path. I made it. I gotta go my own way.
I hope you understand I might find my place in this world someday
I gotta go my own way.
Hello.
Hello.
What about me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, here.
Oh.
Whoa, what the fuck?
I'm still lying.
You have been gifted the curse of cat.
What the fuck is the curse of cat?
PUSPY!
Wow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
He's a mind right underneath you
Do not put your mind on him
I'm gonna shoot
I'mma put my fat ass on him
I can't dance
Stop it
I'm putting on my fat ass
But what the hell would you do if you farted though?
What!
Zero days since a boot
You would like that Shady Frank?
No, no, no, no, no.
I look like a retired cop, but I'm not into that kind of stuff.
You do kind of look like a retired dog.
And I'm only 33!
I'm going to Turkey and get my hair back.
No, you look good bald.
I couldn't imagine you with hair.
You did a little bit of the, you did a little bit of the, huup.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
No way!
Help me!
Ha, la, la la!
La, la la!
Oh, she got me.
I'm coming, bully!
Don't worry!
It's because he's bald, that doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
You can revive us!
Oh my goodness!
He's not a dog.
He's not a dog.
He's not a dog.
He's not a dog.
That's what wrong with me driving him out.
What?
Four truck built up.
We installed shotguns in the tailpipes, making not only cars fun, but easy.
The 28 MSRP.
You two could own a 74 built up.
God bless America.
You look like somebody who would drive one of those.
I got so much lift in my truck, my piece is two inches.
In a good way.
I don't think he's right.
The only thing I've done is this girl picked up my ass.
Out of the moon, you are welcome.
Here, do you want this? Take this.
I don't want this.
Uh, no it's fine.
I'm not going back yet.
What do you mean it's fine? I don't want this!
America, God bless you. It's over the top.
I'm a dinner bottle, baby. Gotta love me the right way honey.
I'm a dinner bottle, baby.
Come on in, honey.
You left the homie in the house. I'm running.
I'm running.
I'm running.
Where is it?
I'm running. I'm running.
I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running.
Nice. I didn't get it. So I'm gonna stand right here.
I mean, did I take my meds? I think I did.
What? I don't know.
You don't know if you took them? You should write along.
I've never done my Calendary.
I have a notebook with all recorded times of every time I take my meds, so I never forget, and I never fuck up.
Are you fucked up though?
Crazy thing because it takes the same meds I do you can't skip
Apparently it comes you don't say if I don't believe that I believe it. You were the clear the clear representation of that
It takes lip a pour
It's coming.
Too many kills, too many.
You can't even compare the fight.
I have another plan.
Plan?
No, I was thinking about this idea I had.
What's the idea?
I am going to step into the big, big, big wall.
And then land, leave the house, right?
No, wait, Boon, I'll catch you!
I'm listening to you!
Okay, Boon, can you stop it, and catch me?
Boon, can you catch me?
He's finally coming for my ass.
He's still going! He's still going! I don't know if he's falling or if he's just
I need you to stand like, here, somewhere, oh, oh, oh, okay, stop.
May I have some bowls, may I have some bowls?
Good.
I think Boone's gonna be here.
Boone?
He's still going down.
Is he still alive?
Uh, I think so.
I see his little shadow.
Oh, and a jaw chop.
Yeah.
If I know when you guys are ready,
I'll jump down.
Like, I'm not gonna jump, I'm just gonna
walk down, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
And then later I'll be on the bottom
and I'll pass you Type-C.
Okay, okay.
Okay, type sheet.
Alright, I'm gonna go down.
You see where I am?
Yeah.
I hope I remember where we went though.
Oh
I'm almost done.
Oh, okay.
Where do you?
I don't want to go down here.
I hope I remember how I know which way to go.
Where is that?
I love you.
Ah, ah, ah!
I need to crash it, I need to crash it, you know.
I need to crash it.
I need to crash it, I need to crash it, you know.
This is a crafty move.
Yes.
Seven a.m.
Do you know where your parents are?
I watched like this, like,
on Twitter the other day,
and I watched this thing.
It was like a PSA.
And it used to be like a bunch of people being like,
oh, it's blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, do you know where your kids are?
And I'm like, what the fuck?
It's 10 o'clock.
Do you know where your kids are?
I'm like, there's like, a date line.
It's like, that would be something like that.
Your mom is in Cancun? What the fuck?
I didn't hear your mom take you to Cancun.
Mama, why you don't take me to Cancun, Mama?
Where are your kids hunting, good farm? I don't know what's looking for them.
High five? It's probably city it's held.
Oh, God.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm going to the beach.
Oh!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I don't know.
You fucking died.
You fucking died.
You died.
Were you following the whole time?
I just gave up. I never stopped.
What's up?
No one?
There's a bird in there.
We're like, what if a worm killed me?
Hey fushy, I'm going to sleep. I'm powering you.
Yeah, don't get nervous. There's thousands of people watching.
Stop saying that! Stop saying that!
There's thousands of people watching and judging you.
Why are you bullying me all the time?
What? I never would. I'm just saying, you know, you can have a great time. There's thousands of people judging you.
Why do you like this?
Thousands.
Shut up!
Hey, Mouse. I'm going to bed.
Why?
Good talk. Bye chat.
Bye. Thank you, mercy.
He's gone now.
We know why.
We know why, because we are good at this.
That's why.
That's why.
That's why I told you.
Don't eat everyone's trail.
Uh-oh.
I'm ready I think she's ready for us
Yeah.
What?
You see where she is down there?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll do it first.
Are you sure?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
How did you take the world out of your house?
Can I wear this?
Can I wear this, I think?
Are you gonna wear this?
I mean, oh yes.
At least I caught Miles. You know what? Good enough.
I'm not gonna laugh. It was plus violence.
Plus violence, but here it is.
You're breaking even. You're breaking even.
You're right.
Oh my face!
Oh! That's pretty big.
Grappling hotax.
Science is...
Did I catch you last night? Did, right?
What?
Did I catch you?
You did here.
You didn't get damaged, right?
No.
I don't think she made it.
I don't think she made it.
So at a certain velocity, the cloud doesn't do shit.
I just want you to know that.
I totally do that.
Yeah, at a certain velocity guys, it seems that you need more and a tiny little cog to stop your fall.
Well, you have to do it earlier.
Oh.
Eww.
I'll go back.
Okay
There is a drill.
I can literally drill down.
What do we think?
I'll try to aim you in there.
Well.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Not in my queue.
This is good, this is good.
Is that water?
Oh, the bubble. That stops people falling fast.
It stops people falling fast.
It stops people falling fast.
It's not safe from the holding test.
I died.
We're gonna bring you back to life.
Wake me up!
Wake me up, it's all right.
Hey, wait, wait!
FIRE ME UP!
I've passed away these ones.
I have passed away.
Yeah, the ori mouth.
I got you.
Oh, there's a statue down here.
Uh oh.
I'm alive.
Yes.
Now where are you, Leslie?
I'm really far down.
I see you.
Hmm, don't go there, don't run around, don't trap.
I'm like, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, the world is coming.
I'm coming, okay.
You missed your nose.
Yeah, I can see through the walls.
Wait, so say...
I don't like that guy.
I hate that guy.
Oh, this is a good drill though.
He is a good drill though.
I think my body is around there.
Oh, that's awesome.
I found a key!
Oh! Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh
Like
I love them. I love them. I love them. I'm going to try something.
something
Yeah
It's my time
I think I need to zip line
Really?
Oh
Oh
My god
Yeah, you know what that is.
I guess we do.
Ah!
Do you know what that is?
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, you frickin' dame!
Ahhhh!
I'm dead.
Where?
I'm down.
Where?
I see, I see.
I thought it was a tiny little holey.
Oh shit.
What is that?
There you go.
Oh shit, I'm alive.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Oh, no.
There's a rat coming to you.
Where's Mesa gonna cover her?
It's Saturday morning, you know, mob news are cleaning, it's time!
Oh wait, it's not Saturday morning, it's Friday.
It's a real feeling.
It's fucking Friday.
Oops.
I'm gonna run away.
Wait, it's our hour.
Friday!
Let's get you. Let's get you.
Ready to go by? Go by.
I'll go by.
Um...
It's Friday! Friday! Come on in now! Friday!
You singing girl
Oh
Oh man, it's the deepest deep up in the middle of the sea.
What's up, baby girl?
What's up?
The mirror off me.
My whole domain is crushed.
Oh my god, I hear it.
Oh, there's more food!
Oh my god.
I just want food!
Oh my god!
Oh there!
It's sweet!
You're fine, you're fine, you're fine!
You're fine!
Oh god!
She's still alive!
Hello? Hello?
I
Somehow, no luck.
Hey, there's a meat here.
There you go. You feel like this greenery is coming from?
Greenery?
I am.
Hello.
Trying, trying to get him down.
Well, I'm in a different hole.
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh actually that's a good hole, that's a good hole
I can catch you in this hole
You can?
I think so
Oh
Yeah
That time I tried but you didn't die
Which is pretty good
I didn't die
You don't look cute
I survived
Oh my
oh my god
oh my god
I have an idea
I have an idea
I keep getting fucking bombs
right?
I have a bomb
whoa
what?
amazing
Oh
are you guys okay
Oh wait, the dog! He's so close!
Well, you're not close, boss, boss.
Wait, we're getting drunk.
We're almost done.
You know what, bop bop bops.
And I'm out of my own shit!
I'm out of my own shit!
I'm out of my own shit!
I'm out of my own shit!
I'm out of my own shit!
I'm out of my own shit!
I'm almost there, people out here think I'm crazy, but I don't care, oh my god, now we
do this.
I am dead.
Lest you don't die, there's a bat coming to you, don't die.
Lest you don't die, Lest you don't die.
Die! Lest you!
Okay, gotta stay alive.
I'm back.
Oh, behind you, behind you.
Okay behind you so there's like nothing underneath you
Okay, not deep behind you mouse behind here. Yep. Yep
Okay
No, no, no, no, no, no, okay back again
Okay, so like you want to dig behind you or to the left?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay, sick.
There should be like items right behind you.
How are you gonna do it?
Okay.
I think from here you can actually just dig down.
This is the best one you can.
Holy shit.
Nice.
Okay.
You're doing something.
I'm trying, baby.
You're doing something.
You're doing something right now.
This door is cooking actually.
Okay.
I'm trying my best.
You're doing it right now.
It's cooking actually.
Hold on.
There's like a lot of fresh and light.
There's an item right above you.
Let me grab that.
There's a bat behind you, there's like a wreath, oh I guess there's a flying around.
You fucking die!
I think you can dig down.
Come on.
There.
Hopefully.
there
oh flesh is like right below you
there she comes here
uh
oh that's the loki of it
what?
a bit!
Like falling from there.
Harder. Wait.
That one has a-
Oh.
Ugh.
Uh, is there anything to roll me or no?
Okay, try digging down once.
Okay, dig down again.
I think you can dig down.
But from like the more, yeah like the area in front of you.
Okay, I think this is fine.
Is there anything to follow?
Going there?
I wouldn't think down too deep. There's something underneath you right now.
There's nothing?
It's like a slant. It's like a slant. It's like a narrowing.
It's a wall speed. One speed or right.
Nice.
Okay, uh...
There you go.
Oh, I see.
There is a drop, so be careful.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
I already...
I see you.
Oh, he both fell into the same hole.
Oh, that's the drop.
Wait, no, no. The thing underneath you, there's like nothing.
It's like a hole.
You're like taking the right way.
Yeah, that's like the right way, you dig a little bit to the right, you'll find a little
slant there.
Oh my god, a worm is coming.
Where is it coming from?
It's coming straight from you!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
Fuck it!
We're almost at the third section.
I got a thing, another diva.
There's a fourth player.
No key.
We did pretty well without a fourth player.
Yeah.
Trail.
Aw, man.
I'm sorry, it's okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're doing great. You're okay.
We are so close.
We are so close.
We are so close.
Oh, hey.
He almost pasted it.
The fresh breeze of dirt.
Dirt.
Dirt and snow and dust.
I love this game.
It's so hell, but I love this game.
it's kind of scary it's so good what do you want what do we do team
I know what you like I know what you want you just don't want to ask
What are you talking about?
I know what you want, but you don't want to ask.
No, I think you're crazy.
I think you want to go again, but you're a freak ass.
No such thing. I'm just here for the vibes, you know?
And you forget that this is my time zone, so I'm fine.
I'm just killing having fun with my friends
one second let me ask
I
Don't throw her
Are you so
Hired I
Said he's tired. Just I'll be a baby pussy
You but I'm tired
You cared about us all you would come back
I know, he just hates us.
He hates us and he hates our goals.
That's what I'm saying.
He hates our goals.
Let me see, did he even respond?
No, he didn't even respond.
Oh my god, what a frickin' bitch!
I know, he just ghosting us, man.
Also, the thing is over here.
Oh, it's still there?
He's ghosted R.A.
He hates us, he hates us.
I will probably step out because my meds are picking in so I'm tired now.
Well then, that's the answer.
One try down.
It's okay.
It's always the meds, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be okay.
How dare you hate meds?
I'm sorry.
How dare you be healthy?
How dare you care for your well-being?
Oh, I'm so disgusted at you.
I'm just gonna sit down and disgust.
That's us.
Oh, kicking my feet and stuff.
We're kicking our hands.
We're kicking our feet.
We're gonna drag everyone to play this again.
Once everyone is awake.
This game is really fun though.
Thank you for um, well I know Boon technically invited me.
Thank you for having me.
No, thank you for coming and playing with us.
Yeah.
And if you do combo, I'd love to combo with you guys because I love gambling.
Bless you.
Bless you.
I just met you, but when we play the gambling game,
yes, I will sell your body and mouth and eyes.
You can do that. I will let you.
Hooray!
My batch is already taking all the belly, eyes.
I'm gonna sell my mouth, eyes, and body,
and you have to carry me around like a little globe in your hand.
I'm gonna be a little lucky.
Exactly, and then you hold me on top of the blackjack table like this,
and then you go your number's 14 and I go hit and then become giga rich and
that's the plan always work playin that's a good plan yeah it's a really good
plan exactly thanks I'm off I'm a master gambler I'm the gambler God I love
this game. I say that now but thank you again I was really fun guys. It's nice meeting you.
And it was nice finally playing games with you. I had lots of fun. I have good one. Goodbye.
Bye Fleshy!
Bye bye.
Mousy?
We're in the predicament Mousy.
What's the predicament?
What do we do?
I'm willing to do whatever you want to do.
Are you so skinny?
Yeah I'm so skinny.
Are you still gonna sing for a long period of time?
Yeah for a little bit.
Why?
you're a little bit or like the normal human beings a little know my a little
bit all right so like four hours yeah like four I don't know what are you
planning to do girl that's what you always say like when I watch your
shoot you're like I'll be on for a little bit and then you play like a whole
ass game for four more hours and you go all right now the meds kick in my man
You're kicking in already.
Dude, that's crazy.
You know what's a really good game to play with?
Is it this one?
Me and you.
I'll do it.
What do you think we could do it?
I don't think we can.
You don't think so?
I don't believe in us.
You're so right, Mouse. You believe me? You are so right. One more time! One more time!
Oh! Ew no moss, I say! Ew no moss! Ew no moss! Oh, you wanted to do a solo run, I see.
Well, I will also do the moss. What the hell said that? I... Well, somebody in chat said
Chat to the buddy was for me cuz I kind of want to do so wrong one day
And this is kind of like solo
Exactly we're like the same person. Yeah, we're like literally the same person
We are like
What's gonna happen if you just kind of like
We're running down.
I don't know.
There's so many dreams that are out now that we can play.
That we can play?
Yeah.
Well, you're always on vacation, girl!
Actually...
You know what's so crazy? I'm always on vacation when new games appear.
It's true! Every time a new game comes out, you're always on frigid vacation.
You know what that means?
Uh, sorry guys, you have to find out this way, but I am literally Capcom.
You don't understand.
I am literally her.
I am the reason games get released.
Mm-hmm.
It's true, it's true.
I am just that good.
When I go on vacation,
it's like a gamble, right?
Either brand new games get released,
Or like, I don't know, someone, someone graduates though.
Oh god.
And it keeps happening.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, did anybody graduate?
Were you gone?
There was a, okay, like one time, I think our streak was like six.
Like all, I went on a vacation six times.
All six times, someone graduated.
It was a little nuts.
It happened like, it also depends, cause I feel like there's a season of graduation.
You know what I mean?
True!
There's a season because that's when all the big corpals start looking and then all these
individuals disappear and become other people.
Looky true!
That's true.
That's not gonna lie.
They'll be like, guys, I'm graduating!
And it's like...
Oh, I see what's happening here.
It's like, I see what you do.
I see what you do, man.
I know.
I played these games before.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I've played these games before.
It's always that, bro.
Every time you see the auditions open,
rolling around, that's when it starts happening.
Brutal, as I'm saying, and I feel like,
by pure accident, I time my vacations at roughly similar times.
Mickey, I'm...
What if...
What if...
What if I graduate?
Girl...
Girl, that is...
What?
Let's be so surreal right now.
And I'm gonna be an astronaut.
Let's be so surreal right now.
No, put it on the ball.
Give me astronaut!
There it is.
Girl, I will never...
The only way I'll join a corp hole again is if they let me be me
They I will not
Leave iron mouth I
Mean
Anyone were you girl no shit like you work so damn hard for this
Be out of your mind
wait
I'll only I'll only
join if they let me be me I will not join if I have to be somebody else to be
honest I feel like nowadays the hype behind the stuff has slowly created you
I feel like it's kind of the same I feel like it's I kind of feel that too
cuz I don't know I just feel like shit is more obtainable now yeah you know also
made a little bit simpler too the hardest part is like the business stuff you
You know, gotta be all smart and bid is.
Nowadays, it's like, okay, well, we got a lot of stuff that can help you with that.
That's true. Well, the thing, you know what it is, though?
Everybody thought, oh, I can't do shit unless I'm in a corporal.
But then people didn't want to join corporals, so they were like, well, if I can't do it,
why not start something that allows other people to do it?
Other people started like providing services that makes things easier for other people.
So now it's like you don't really even need a portal to do certain things.
That is true.
I mean, yeah, it is more difficult.
It is more difficult and it's a little like...
Oh, there's just not that extra, extra layer anymore of like managerial, you know?
Yeah.
But at the same time, you realize you might not need it sometimes.
Like, it's so hyper-specific.
Well, I feel like an experience that you'll get over time.
Anyway.
Yes.
I think you're probably not gonna get it right now.
And if you dream to be like, oh, I want to be a big streamer.
Have your dreams progressed?
You're going to reach a platform where you're going to know how to do it.
Yeah.
So you shouldn't split its view too hard.
Yeah, you should.
I have HL, but what do I know, bro?
What do I know?
I only have a handful of experience with it.
What do I know, honestly?
Oh, that's a deep fuck-ass hole.
Get the fuck out of here.
OK, Mouse, I have an idea.
Yeah?
You stand right there.
I'm going to jump down.
If I die, you can revive me.
OK.
Actually, hold on to my hand.
And here's my hand.
OK.
I'm holding your hand.
Hold on to my cucumber.
I'm going to do it.
Done.
Okay, big check this out
Are you still alive?
Yeah
Oh my god
ahhhhhh!!!
toy literally wants my ass
i lost everything
ok when you come back
i lost your land
just walk forward ok?
no way
woah
oh oh ah ah
oh oh they're all dead
ok you know what? it's alright
we will always be able to get more food later
oh my god
oh my god
If I got that word, go crazy.
No, crazy and shit.
So you'll get food for you.
Strat. Strat.
I'm kind of testing a theory where if you actually eat right before you fall,
you don't get that much damage.
But I'm not sure if that's crazy or not.
I feel like that's kind of true.
I've done that, like, several times.
In both times.
I didn't get hurt, so...
No.
You come back.
Aw, thanks.
You must feed you.
Aw, thank you.
Ha ha ha, Mouse.
You'll never believe an idea I have next.
oh god there's no reason here no but i have a jelly hold on should i jump down
so wait okay
oh my god that's a fucking hole all right i'll catch you so you don't fall okay
Okay. You see that? It's a gaping hole right there.
That's so great.
We're in a silly game.
Upon our message, he's like, what are you doing?
Uh, there's Connor walking slay.
Oh, no, he's in the hole game.
Oh this guy he's always too fucking busy oh this guy get him out of here
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Oh brother this guy stinks!
He knows that we're just too good
Oh big!
Oh my god, why are those?
Hey like, like you've been alive 12 hours, what's...
What are you doing?
Exactly, it's a very fun game, a very fun, exciting game.
I'm like, I'm playing with me, she's like still?
Like you guys are still playing that game?
I'm like yes.
You've been digging whole paths.
Just now, we're taking a-
I'm good again!
It's fucking crazy!
So I died, but it's okay. I set up a pretty decent platform for you to go down.
It's kinda huge.
Kinda huge.
I don't think I died that far.
Hey, what?
There's seeds!
Thank you.
But hey, we did it, and that's all that matters really.
Really?
Hell yeah.
You're f-
Oooh!
Oh, that one!
Okay...
I'm to velocity...
play!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Be too burr!
Be...
...those are you gonna do it?
The whip.
No way
I'm jumping
It's good here and I'm gonna try to come grab it.
Let me see what's down here.
It's over here.
Wait.
Oh my god.
I have eaten the demon.
Oh you ate the demon.
And now my voice is really deep.
Hey baby girl.
Hey mama.
Hey.
Hey mama.
What brother?
There is nothing underneath.
Oh.
I live with the A
Oh my god, you're gonna see me the fucking day
I'm on the A of glory
And I had a
When I met this beautiful man at home
He's on the T from back coming at you
Don't kill him
I'm on the A of A
Hey, it's the age.
Oh, I fucked it up.
It's the age.
Oh, I fucked it up.
Well?
I end up from Mechita macho.
Yeah, macho.
Macho macho.
That's me, man.
Sorry, voice changer turned off.
Ah-ha-ha-ha.
Ah-ha-ha.
My favorite thing to say recently,
If anyone hits me with the set of voice changer you have, I'll stop and hurt you.
Why? I don't get it, bro.
Like, you have a normal sounding voice.
You guys are so fucking weird.
How weird, a woman.
But here's the thing, okay? Here's where I don't get it.
Oh yeah, are you using a voice changer?
No, your voice. Oh, you're faking it.
And then if the girl's voice is like deep, ew, you're a man.
It's like, bro, you can never fucking weigh him, bro.
What do you want me to sound like?
Like what do you want us to say?
Like your mom because you want to fuck your mom is that what it is?
Is that what it is?
Because you want to fuck your mommy
You know what he's off to something nice here. I'm gonna jump down with goop or maybe we slide
Is this lightable?
Nope.
Oh.
Cause like you can't light it up.
I'm sure you can.
No.
You can't go through it.
No.
You can't go through it.
Just slide it where I am.
Yeah.
Just slide it where I am.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I
Sound day
Look grip oh, I got it you want a grappling gun you can have it
You should take it
I'm just gonna try to do all over the place
I'm going to go everywhere.
Okay, genuinely, this will be our last...
...fast attempt.
You think so?
Last attempt.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because we're going to cook, but look at how fast we're going.
Yeah, I think this is the best we've done here.
The dog is like literally right there.
Are you looking at us, Daniel?
Uh-oh.
What a fuck-ass bomb.
Oh, that's just a lot of bombs.
You guys, you got a good seed.
You got a pretty decent seed.
You get my squad.
I'm gonna go fuck myself.
Aha!
Okay!
I will catch you!
He caught me!
Where the frifters the dog?
He's right down there.
It's like right there.
Is this where Luke?
Wait.
He's right here.
I'm sorry.
I got to leave you alone.
Alright.
Oh.
I thought it was a fucking ball, bro.
I thought it was a fucking ball, bro.
I'm glad you can't take your food unless you can't.
April, April, April.
Oh, you're not eating.
Oh, we found it.
Hooray.
Hooray.
Wait, actually, we hook.
This was so fast.
It was like those moves.
Oh, what?
Bring our feet away.
I'm gonna get you boy, don't worry.
That's a hole there.
Oh, there.
I'm alone.
Oh
We're getting so cold
We can do this.
We can do this.
Oh!
We're so close.
You know what?
We did it.
We did it.
Very good.
Literally right there.
We did it.
Very good
Literally right here
We're coming, boy! We're coming!
Go away!
Oh, this way.
Oh!
This way!
This dog is tucked away from nowhere.
There he is!
We did it!
That was perfect!
That was so good.
He did very well.
A meat?
Need
That could be really good
Yeah
Where do we go now I
Have no clue you feel the vibes
Okay, be sensing it
This way and then I hit you by accident.
Great start, great start.
Okay, big.
Under the dog hole.
It's fairly the dog went somewhere.
Sure, he did.
I think it's really good.
Okay.
So far, so good.
So far, so good.
I see hole.
Good hole, bad hole.
I see another bad.
Yeah, we can go down here.
this is really good so far yeah I feel like I'm Elsa right now oh my god
Oh, we're frozen.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Do you want to build a snowman?
I got you.
Oh my god.
I fell.
The ice should be out.
But you know what?
It's okay.
We went down anyway, and that's all that matters.
That's good.
There's leaves over here to eat too.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, perfect. I also want you to know, I have a bomb on me.
You have a bomb on you?
Yeah, so if I pass out again, probably a good idea to stay away from my body.
Okay.
oh
help
where are the other ones?
this way
they're pounding me
they're up there
it's bad
That was like a giant hole
Oh my god
Um, um, um.
We got a 3D decency.
Yeah.
Um, gonna chase it.
Um, um, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna chase it now.
You're not your nose, you're not your nose.
What?
I'm not your nose.
I'm gonna chase it.
As you seek.
Let's N.I.B. um.
Where did he go?
Uh.
I don't know.
I feel like this one's safer.
That should have been good.
Okay, I build ice.
Lead.
Ooh, material's back here though.
Oh.
Got another teleporter?
So like, I actually, Loki, have an idea?
Worst case.
I can like fall all the way down right and then drop the teleporter and then
teleport you wait actually wait I'm actually trill right I can like throw
this teleporter down just in general
If you stay up here, then how do you get down?
Oh fuck and then I fall down.
Okay, wait.
I got stuck.
I do not want to break that.
Okay, so, literally?
Yes?
I'm not waiting for this.
Let's dance to my arms once more.
I'm just gonna take that item first.
Oh!
Okay, you know what?
He did it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I wonder if he's like,
they're practicing to like,
out the window.
Yeah.
I found this little wall,
but it's a little
fucking annoying to fit in.
Good job.
Come on.
There is a hole here.
Oh, shit.
What is that?
A bomb.
What is that?
What was that?
Now, come on. Why do I keep getting bombs in this area, man?
Like, I have two bombs.
bomb it's it's really ridiculous that's all they're giving us well I have the
zipline I have the zipline have a dingus and I have a sprout oh don't waste it I
will kill myself hold on first I will throw this bomb down
Yeah.
Okay, can I help you?
Yeah.
Here I am.
Yeah?
Don't be big.
Okay, you can just get down here.
Okay.
Okay, the stairs and a dingus.
Want a dingus?
I want any more space.
There's nothing, but there's a hole on the left.
I picked up the other thingy.
You are so smart for this, there's a big, deep hole.
Oh my god, are you alright there?
I just threw it-
Look!
We would've died.
Uhhh...
We would've- we would've died!
Holy shit.
Uh...
Is there a plan?
I have- I think we'll just use this first.
It's time to flip my bean!
That's the way to do it.
You flip that bean.
You!
I don't like what you see, but no teeth, and I cut off a lot of the flesh.
Oh no, that's so scary.
die joe boo
die joe boo dey
it's super die joe boo man
ok big face
ok like i'm fine though
but that's fine
where are you
ow ow
oh my god i'm so sorry
I was like I'll catch you and then okay here jump down
Well
What you did it
I'm like I won't catch it and then gets on
Okay, this is not bad. You know what?
But this one is really good.
What is that noise, bro?
Yeah, sometimes you hear gurgling.
I don't know what that gurgling is.
Maybe it's a water drop thing?
Maybe?
You see anything?
Uh, both the drill right under you and the other is full.
Oh, God.
Oh, you can go here.
This way?
Yeah.
You can fly down.
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Whee!
Oh
That's a beautiful
The dog is right under us no you're looking it's full
I don't know what I just did.
Ossesss
Dude, I just did...
...big
Don't do what you just did!
I can't bring you here!
Oh no!
What's down there? Nothing?
You wanna live?
Oh god!
You wanna see?
I can't even see shit! There's nothing!
It's darkness.
The view is just so nice down there.
Yelp.
You know what? Until it stops, let's take a circular pattern.
Yes, circular pattern.
Never doubt the circular pattern.
Like, what else are you supposed to do?
That is considerable.
Mmm.
We are very good.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
There is a bat there, so we gotta run.
And a fucking worm.
It's getting warm!
I'm on a book and wane bro!
Where the fuck did the worm go?
I'm starting to wonder, here's what I think.
Is the worm attracted to sound?
It looks like it doesn't it?
It feels like it is.
What the fuck did I just do?
I don't know.
Is that a hole?
What the fuck did I just do?
Is that a replicator I threw down?
Oh yeah, there's a thing that makes three clogs of whatever material.
Hey, who's it?
Man, what the fuck did I just throw?
What can I just throw?
It like blew it up.
It's in?
I thought the worm was a timer like a frog.
Like the frog?
So small.
I think so.
It's very random.
What did it go?
It looks like this is animal cave.
Yeah, just a little away from them, you know.
Yeah, we're fine, we're fine, we'll be fine.
Come on.
It's like Elsa.
Of course she is.
It happens to the people behind me.
It always happens, Ellie.
Does the rocket look select? Looks like...
No! It's bad?
Oh my god.
Oh, we're gonna run out of room, um, there's nothing underneath, be careful, there is nothing underneath, okay.
But I feel like if you go in, there will be something.
I think we're fine, but be careful.
Yeah.
Oh!
Huh?
It's based on the like, right mostly?
Wait, we're actually kind of cooking.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, shut up.
There's a gaping hole, so like, don't forward.
Wait, that was good!
Yeah, that was actually good.
Wow!
I do have the frog bomb, and I'm not sure what that does.
When you throw it, it launches like a bouncing bomb.
Oh.
Like it's a hopping bomb.
Like when will that be useful?
I have no idea.
Sometimes I feel like the only thing they're just a troll
I feel like it's just a troll and that one
We kind of cook
I love the snow
Me too. There's so much ice
And the light, slippery, flighty, mmmm.
Oh.
The bad?
Bro.
What else?
Fuck asses.
Damn it.
Oh, damn it.
You know what?
Dig down until fucking dead, otherwise.
I'm telling you, the strat of the stupid viral game.
Oh, brother.
Oh god are you still alive?
Are you?
Uh yeah I didn't fall.
Are you gonna catch me?
Where are you?
Oh my god!
I love how you're like are you gonna catch me?
Are you gonna catch me?
There's mint there!
There's a mint!
There's mint to your left!
Oh no, we can't smoke it.
He's coming!
I stole it!
You shut up, bitch!
Yes, I'm going to catch you.
Are you going to catch me?
Oh, really?
Do you want to go into the wormhole, or do you want to go down?
I could do a zip line, but I don't know if there's like...
You're right.
I mean, I can have this, too.
Open? Like, as you can tell, I'm very good at this.
Ain't no way he's coming back.
He went another way.
Oh my god, ain't no way!
Hey, Mal.
Hey, where are you?
Above you.
Ain't no fucking way to you though.
Okay, I'm behind you.
There is a bat behind you as well.
Is it, is it like a...
I'm very close.
There's food here.
how did you survive I jumped away from him
last thing there's a there was a food here yeah it's okay big so now
Now, our plan of me like nothing and then killing myself doesn't really hold that much weight anymore and, you know, I don't want to back it up.
Look up!
That's why you saw the new pie!
It's supposed to be very good. Exactly.
What?
What?
How did they get out?
That's what I wanna know.
Well, maybe, you know what I mean?
Maybe it's the bubbles.
I don't see any bubbles.
I don't see them either, but maybe it's like they're disappearing or disappearing somewhere.
Oh
There was no way the the worm is on a timer then
I don't know what the conditions are for the worms.
It's bad.
I...
I'm not really sure.
I'm so nervous.
Mama!
Mama!
We can definitely slide there.
is really fucking good that it's gonna blow up quite snow piles like the best route
your face is shit
do you not need food at all because there's food here
no i'm full health so i think survive a fall
okay i have a what is it boopy shot shoot thing
boopy it's like the goo
counter yeah we can jump to something with that
I wanna go further jump somewhere deep
watch out
watch out behind you
behind you
Food!
I...
...put all of you to the mat.
Me, food?
No.
A drill!
Awww.
What's the name of this?
What, a drill?
A brilliant...
Do it!
I got a drill.
Okay, hold my drill.
Okay, I'm going to...
...chill.
shoot down there and then see if I can um goo it like one time right then we drill
from there and then do it again big thing okay
now yeah okay
Oh, I'm here, I'm here.
Oh, we actually do not need to do that, I don't think.
Oh, the platform landed there at night.
Yeah, I never mind.
We can just kinda go down mermaidy.
Again, I threw that shit by chance.
I wasn't even thinking, let me just get rid of this microphone.
Girl!
The fucking drill!
Girl!
Girl
Where do you want to drill down to oh?
My god, there's another gooey thing. Do you want me to hold the drill or do you want?
There's a gooey
You want to grab a cooie?
Yeah
Oh now we both have a
yeah what's the catch on trust the sheep
I know
oh that's what I thought
I bet this is like a big ass drop
oh no
watch out
bomb
and then it opens like a
some fucking
what do you think
And then it opens like a...
Don't fuck with me.
What do you see?
I was like...
Oh, he's cold.
I kinda don't trust it.
I'm scared.
What do you see?
You see anything?
Oh, it flows down a lot.
Oh, it's in hole, but I hear it like...
I hear a level of water down.
What's where?
Okay...
Do you even need a moment to click this kind of slide down the loop?
Uh, frip?
Okay...
There's a little bright down there.
What the fuck? This is so... simple.
No, go jinx it, bro!
Nop!
I'm jinxing it, you're right, you're right.
NAH!
Oh, you're so right.
hmm you're so right this is I see it okay well you see yep be cool but
perhaps nothing this thing can't handle
i wasted one i'm sorry don't be sorry i get i it was like a direct shot at the
fucking bat
that's good
Oh, no.
Are you still alive?
I can see you.
You made a big hole.
Wait, I'm right above you.
Okay, hold on.
Do not jump.
Okay.
Go to the inside.
Get to your left.
more here left. I can see your pain if you paint. Yeah. Yeah. Here. Yeah.
So that is this hole. I just want to get that out. It's just a hole there.
Hold on.
It is just a bunch of holes.
But it's okay. At least there's this little pathway. That's the digital hole.
I can't move it down.
You want to go down this hole?
Or do you want to go down that hole?
I wonder which one's better?
Maybe this hole?
You know what?
Holy sh** girl! That's f**king f**king!
Okay, I'm so sorry.
Aww, I did it!
Got you, I got you.
I'm bad. Uh oh.
I like, I like.
Wait, you're crack, that's crazy.
You survived.
But now, oh, there's all my stuff.
Keep the stuff, keep the stuff.
Okay, where are you?
Up there.
I'm up there.
Okay.
That's fine.
I have a crazy idea.
Worst idea.
Just keep going.
I will go back up.
What?
No!
I will go back up.
What? No!
I'll have to keep your body.
Just remind me if there's any bad.
Oh shit, this is hard to do.
I'll play after her back. Just keep going now.
Or I drill upwards.
Oh drill upwards and bring my body down! Yeah!
Come on work, please work, please work.
Wait!
Wait, did you fall?
Oh, I'm about to fall.
If I fucking revive you, will you fall?
Maybe, but we'll take you down, Swanky.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I can't believe this.
Oh my god, if your dog is kinda low.
Okay, hold the scrappling gun.
Actually, what's the Strap Pod?
So like, if let's say you're falling from a high,
like tall height, just intimately throw that
to whatever low it is.
Yeah.
So it can strap first and kinda break this all.
Okay.
Hey, I missed you.
What do we like?
Nine.
You want to hear what this is like you know
No, what if I die?
I only have like no you're not down here
Just a bit
Me too
I was like
Is it okay?
It's okay
It's okay
You won't be fine
That is a small
Okay
You can slide that
Okay
Thank you
Itadakimasu
Haha! What? Do I sound okay?
What do I sound like?
You sound good. You sound dumb.
You sound exactly like what you think you sound like.
Oh god, piece of fuck boy.
Oh yeah, baby.
Uh oh.
Oh, I'm sorry about it.
Oh, you're still alive.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. You eat it.
Did your HD go down? No.
Okay, I might eat this one.
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it.
Okay, now my voice is also low.
Okay, I may just made it greater.
Oh, no.
Well we could go down there.
Yeah, it's me.
Aw, your voice is no longer a fuckboy.
I'm sorry, but you're the fuckboy now.
I'm the fuckboy?
Nooooo.
Do you know Spotify has like their 20th anniversary?
They do?
And then there's like the thing for like, yeah, all of the songs you've heard.
like your hit songs and stuff. I'm scared in this hole. I'm gonna get scared in that hole. I'll stand still.
I should be pretty good health.
There's like songs from Spotify?
You've almost- Spotify songs are so fuckboy.
It made me kind of self-reflect a little bit.
What the fuck is an extractor?
I don't know what that does.
I think it takes like the ground
and then it rolls out like bugs of whatever you took but I'm not sure I
could be wrong
only one way to find out oh yeah if you if we put down the goo and extract the
go it'll pick go make three goos
watch out
bomb
they like
i'm not gonna expect that
what's gonna happen if i expect
like that
hey that's a very deep bomb
i wanted that
one billion that
one billion that
do not fall here do not jump there
Okay, if you grab a decay we could do this, could you grab this extractor for me?
I'm gonna switch to the first one.
Okay, grab this.
Work!
Work!
Oh, shit.
Huh.
Nice one.
Yes.
Big!
That's a big boy.
Our dog is quite close.
Come on, we're so close.
I'm here, we're time to push in.
Needle.
Okay.
Here we go.
That is the thinnest fucking ice rope.
You're on thin ice and I'm a big, big round faxio!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm exactly good.
Oh my god.
Those are just big, big holes.
Run here.
Ah, you're gone.
Oh my god.
You want to put a plant down there, and then you go there?
Oh, no.
What?
No.
Go away.
Go away.
Go away.
Get the worm fast.
You're a spider.
If the worm passes, you're quite a nuisance.
Oh my god, I don't know how I did that, but I'm fine.
It's crazy enough.
Nice.
Thanks.
Very nice.
We are kind of rolling. Where the fuck is our dog?
All the names for our dog, man.
Fuck you, kind of rolled.
Oh, come on! I was about to eat that!
You bitch! You piece of shit!
I'm just never good at this, I'm gonna be honest with you, like you, on a willy-nilly
silly-leaf putting it down.
Well, I literally just randomly throw it, without thinking.
I actually try and think and it never works, like what the f*** is this, bro?
I hear it!
Hear the dog!
Oh!
Oh my god, I got a cheese bomb!
Cheese!
Wait!
Oh good boy, good boy!
We're counting three, good boy!
Oh, here.
I'm barking.
Oh, I'm going to hear him barking, too!
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is that deep?
Oh
Okay
But we're fine oh my god
Oh, the fuck did this dog get all the way down here?
Is it the only way?
No.
There is yet another gaping hole that exists.
Under the manual way?
Manual.
Is that a good path?
Oh, I have this teleporter thing.
Hello?
Do you want to hold onto it or do you want me to hold onto it?
No, no, no, hold onto it.
Yes, facing your hand?
I do.
Okay, hold on. Can you hold onto this for a bit, then?
Okay.
Alright.
There are so many holes, fucking everywhere, man.
Okay, I can take it now, here you go, oh, wrong one, this is so slippery, okay, I put
There's a thing at the bottom there.
Okay.
Put them.
Okay.
And now,
Surely we just lie down.
Surely.
Hopefully.
Are you fucking serious?
You see it 98 meters
We can extract her for the goop. Oh true
No.
I think a dog broke.
Sorry.
Okay.
Smart.
Hmm.
Okay, smart.
Hmm.
Where's that?
I missed.
I'm in.
You teleported into it.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
I'm never playing this game again.
I've never played this game again.
You know what?
We reached the bottom. It counts.
It counts. It counts. It counts. We did it.
We touched the floor.
I did it so hard.
It's gonna be okay.
Believe it bro. It's gonna be okay. I can't I can't believe it. Oh my god
It's gonna be okay
It looked like I could make the jump and then it didn't and I died
Damn the fact that we should have we should have
I think it was a good effort.
You should tell me when you're going to solo run because I want to see it.
I'll try it this weekend.
Oh, you're going to do so good.
Maybe.
You're going to do so good.
It's going to be so crazy.
And you're going to cook and you're like, no way.
I'll try next week.
Oh.
Or this weekend.
Oh.
Well, you're gonna...
You're gonna attempt it first try.
It's gonna work so well.
AHHHHHHH!
I'm telling ya.
It's so hard.
No pressure, by the way.
It's thousands of people watching.
You know pressure.
Oh, God!
Huh.
No pressure, guys.
Oh, God!
Oh, there's nobody watching.
No one's watching.
Don't worry about it.
No one's watching you.
It's okay! It's okay!
This is gonna haunt me for the rest of the day.
No Dwayge.
What else is there?
We can do it.
We did it!
I should just play games like Pragmata, bro.
Just play fucking games like Pragmata.
It was so wholesome.
Have you finished the game?
No.
I like it but I'm not making a hurry to finish it.
Does that make sense?
Like just finish it?
Yeah.
I think it's good.
I don't want to take my time with it, dude.
I think it's good but I don't like...
I feel like everybody's like,
Oh, it's the greatest game ever.
And I was like, I think it's...
I think it was good.
I think it's just because like,
most of the games,
the kids are annoying or that like guardian is annoying or both are annoying so this game where
like both are not annoying is really nice ah you know because like usually the kid is like
useless and cries and is kind of a burden or the guy treats the kid like an asshole i think it's
cute but this is like the guy doesn't treat him yeah what are the folks
we got the what the little girl i got her the hope
you got her as a coat you can buy like a coat for her oh you got the cat thing
yeah me too I end up spending money for it too yeah it's so over I know actually
I'm gonna go to bed bro I say as I lie I'm gonna shower bed go to bed because I
woke up so early 30 minutes you know you play what 30 minutes
that's be a real mouse you ain't going to bed for like three more hours girl no
wait let me go back to break like okay back to break I'm back all right let me
open mousey's cat then oh my god I threw I threw so hard oh my god my fucking
avatar looks so ugly don't be scared avatar my fucking character looks so damn
ugly I'm sorry at the stare at this the whole damn game what the fuck are we
going again though mouse is mugging he is like from my POV mouse looks so devious
And from Massey's POV
I look like I need to be burned somewhere like girl what the fuck the what the fuck I
Look like Humpty Dumpty, but after he fell like
I just wanted to look like my mascot
It's not bad. I don't know why when I thought about it. I was like this looks so cute
Hmm I like
And you called that thing Jared okay keep in mind chat I can make whatever I want Jared
okay.
Mickey looks like Muppets when everything went wrong.
Like a reject of a rejected off-banded Muppet.
Okay so both chats are kind of thinking the same thing today y'all think you're so creative?
Yeah, yeah, you think you're so creative thanks for playing this game with us chat
I hope you had a lot of fun. Sorry. We basically did like we didn't end up reaching level three
Because we almost did and
We literally threw I had a feeling because the whole time like I'm jinxing. I'm like, this is so simple
This is so easy. What the hell? I
Jinks that's so fucking bad. I
I actually jinxed it so fucking bad oh that's tough I'm staying mad if I think
we could have cooked I can't wait for Mousy to do it solo I woke up really
early today sometimes I wonder who's the real Muppet Jared or Michi thanks guys
I appreciate that a lot oh I wonder how long it took Miles to finish the game
does anyone know like how many times did she play this game before she finished
it if it's like the first three times I'm gonna feel like shit finish the game
yeah the one with with buff and Shia she finished she said she did I feel like
I think it took a while with her and Beachybun, right?
Like a lot?
Are you just saying this makes me feel better or like...
Mama Hwaggle!
Wow guys, you're just so good at complimenting a girl.
Not forbid a girl just wants to look at both corners of the road.
You know, like, my mama told me look left and right before crossing the road.
I'm looking at both at the same time.
Okay?
that multi-faceted, I don't know what the fuck the word is, multi-something.
Mama told me, look left and right before crossing the road and I'm crossing roads
today. That's just what I'm saying. Damn. I looked for one second at Mousey's chat
and it's just one guy being six, seven. Okay. Alright man. I'm probably gonna go to
bed after this. I'm gonna assume Mouse is gonna be streaming for like a very long
period of time. Because when Mouse says I'm gonna be live for a little bit it
lies. Like she lowkey lying. I want to play this with Mouse and Hanya again. I want to
play with Mouse Hanya. I feel like Curl liked it but every time he streamed at
this time, Curuf to wake up early and it really depends on whether he will wake
up early or not. I had a lot of fun. Boone and Splechie and Ari I had a lot of
we should do it again and who knows you know all I'm saying is we reached the
furthest we've ever reached just us me and mouse together I think we have a
crazy team comp in my brain I'm telling you I'm in my in my head team comp
being alright imagine doing this with mono xDD we are never going to reach the
first page. I'm telling you, every time I play a game with mouse I feel like it's, I don't know,
the way Masi thinks makes sense. So I get it. Who's gonna dig a hole better, the high one or the
other high one? Masi is so cute. Masi and Hanya together sometimes give me cuteness aggression.
You know what it is? I'll be real. I think sometimes when I play these games specifically
with mass and henna right i lock in more because it feels like i'm like i'm like oh they're they're
adorable right and i'm like i have to make sure that they don't die so i'm not like really nearly
bombing everybody like if i play this game i'm a mirror and i do this if i play this game with
nags or heavenly or may or ari it's different mono different kuro so different like i will
I will just start bombing the foot you're walking on.
Like, I see you walk, I'm bombing you.
Like, oh, I'm gonna take a jump, I'm gonna bomb it.
I'll be like, let me catch you, and then I lie.
Right, but like, if Hena goes, catch me, and then you don't catch her,
you are crazy.
You are a psychopath, right?
The hell, now there's a special place in hell for you.
See, that's how I feel about Mouse and Hena,
so like, put them together, play a game like this,
I lock in more.
I'm like, I gotta...
What the heck?
I need to see that clip.
I saw me someone fucking clip it.
Where it's like, I'm just like digging a hole.
And Hedges is like, get me, get me, get me.
And I'm like, brother, you're falling from the sky
like an angel, but then I'm not there.
And that other time where I'm like,
now see, don't dig anymore.
Do not dig one more hole, and then she dug a hole
and we died.
I'm pretty sure it's clips, it's more like finding it, I will find it.
I sent you both perspectives, boom, thank you dark, my mods know how fucking useless
I am, off stream, deadass, I'm never on the internet, right, like when we started talking
we talked about like, well you don't have to be on social media, lowkey I'm only on
social media when I need to like tweet sometimes but off stream I'm barely on
social media so because my mods know that I lowkey am useless as shit they
just compile everything and send it to me like every week my mods I'm like I
want to know what I missed this week they would send like a compilation of
like music videos or like clips or reactions and they would send it to me
being like these are all the things you missed because I don't open anything
Like, I'll stream, I'm asleep. Like, I'm high.
That sounds like a healthy lifestyle until you realize I wake up, I stream, before I
need to go to bed. Like, after I finish streaming, I take my meds, I go to bed.
So what time do I have to be? Like, I don't have time to be like, I'm gonna go on YouTube,
I'm gonna go on this. No, dude. I literally am just alive. So unless I see it live, I
I probably didn't see it.
Ooh!
Mads Bed Jim Rippy, exactly.
That I've been doing.
I glance at Mouse's Chan, one guy said,
What is going on?
I'm putting up a show for you guys.
Don't like it.
You don't like it, Mouse's Chan.
I'm rizzing you.
I'm rizz-tasticling you.
It's not.
Hmm.
By the way, for those of you in my chat that do not know how this looks like, let me fucking
show you chat.
Let me just show you the trauma that I'm putting on Mousy's chat.
One moment.
Our POV is so calm and beautiful because obviously it's Mousy's from Mousy's POV.
I fucking need this, dude.
Oh, fruit.
Great.
This is what Rouseys shot at the sea.
The whole fucking time!
Yeah, no, the whole time.
I mean, I could do other things.
I could, like, sit.
But it really doesn't make it look any better.
Oh, you just see my bald fucking head and like my feet kind of go up and down. Let me see what happens if I look up
It doesn't matter
Hey
Hey chat
I'm working hard working hard so I can please you
Haha, that's right.
This is my world, your world!
Hey there, working hard, I'm just working hard.
Working hard so I can please you.
Don't mind me, just put it in my toe.
Excited to see your face type sheet.
Haha, I hate that!
I love how Masi chatted somewhat a little nicer with the I can't.
can't. My chat is just full on saying stop what the fuck and ew. I look at
Masi's chat and Masi's just like work harder! I glanced at my chat and they're
like burn it with fire. No I lied they said kill it with fire. You can tell
but like someone is sick of my shit and someone else is about to be sick of my
shit but that's okay guys. Every time you're sick of my shit you know I look at
you like this and then I wink and this can this guy even wink imagine me
winking like that and then I smile at you
we's don't all right but baby girl no you don't know you don't want that burn
the bald egg okay damn okay I'm getting beat I'm looking at Mousey's chat because
nicer to me I glance at my chat now every now and then because my chat is
trying to beat the shit out of me right now what the fuck do you mean kill that
bald egg what stop you right okay all right man
I'm on Mickey's dream
Scuttlebutt, what the fuck are you doing?
Mousey's Mods, hand that bitch out.
The fuck?
Mousey's Mods, get the yard done!
Oh!
Exactly!
I know you are rude!
You are rude in my shat!
Telling me, what is that bald-picking egg?
You are like an angel, a huge angel that fall from the sky because you are humty-dumty!
Wrong!
I will get you bad!
No fucking- no one ever listens to me.
I remember talking about this topic with someone a couple of days ago where it's like,
oh it's show, I was talking about the show about it, where it's like, um,
what if you like to rage me and bullshit, right, but then people take you seriously?
And then it's an issue, like, it's kind of like a, I get it,
sometimes you want to be sarcastic, but not everyone kind of understands sarcasm very well.
So like, what if I lie, right, what if, well, no, what if I tell the truth?
No, I'm kidding.
What if I start saying like, oh I'm a guy with a voice changer,
and someone takes it seriously and it becomes a problem?
And I'm not gonna lie, no one believes me.
Nobody, like, if I tell you guys, I'm like,
guys, get this guy outta here.
No one fucking listen to me, bitch.
My mods won't listen to me.
My manager won't listen to me.
But they're like, fuck you.
And you know what, most of the time,
they're right to do so because I'm just lying.
Gah!
All right, speak the truth.
You wanna hear the truth, guys?
I'm actually a six foot nine big buff man with a beard.
All right?
Like, I honestly thought, like, one time, man, I was so, I was dogged, you know, it was crazy.
Because people were like, holy shit, that's you, and it was a six foot tall buff man with a beard, right?
I'm talking jacked.
Like, in ten billion packs, biceps the size of buses.
Boom! Big, big, big.
People are like, whoa, that's you?
There's no way that's you. And I'm like, yeah, I pay top money for my voice changer, you know?
Uh, that's the truth.
As a man, guys, I'm telling you...
Hey, mech- uh, hey, mech-y chat, don't be rude to that awesome gra-
Exactly, you see that chat?
Actually, someone from Masi's channel was nice enough to come over to my channel and tell them to be nice.
Masi's chat is actually nice to my bald-ass head.
Exactly.
Why are you fucking calling me ass man?
I don't want to infect you with this shit dude listen man y'all y'all are awesome stay that way run the
if you see someone's like oh I like watching me cheat six-foot pole distance you know like
distancing yourself for your own well-being. They stick in the brain. Actually,
stick in the brain. I'm telling you, hell nah. You fucked up. Most of us are part of
your community. Watching Mousy is a very good decision. Have you thought about it?
Guys, did you know, by the way, talk about Mousy. Did you know that she has a
concert or not a concert, but like an event, the arcade? I know I always say
concert. Hell, I say concert because it's
Miles. I'm like a Pavlov train. She has an
arcade event in AXX. A bunch of awesome
people are coming. The VCs are coming.
DensetsuX is coming. Hena, Ari, Spragi,
Geary, and Moisir is going to be
attending. It's so sick. Her trailers on
Twitter is so sick. She also released
an official music video for her
recent song which is animated by Blue.
sick of shit the only MV where booby does not die in the end no no no I don't
want to hear um but actually booby did die no it is but a scratch okay like I
don't give a shit that he was flitting half it is but the scratch nothing
issue she's kind of back maybe I am secretly I am actually just my mod you
don't understand but my team of 20 billion mods that's just me with like
20 billion pieces. It is but a flesh wound. When I was watching the video I was
like no like booby didn't die what are you talking about. I went back at the
video and I clicked on the exact frame where it's just booby cut in half like
a fucking fruit dude. Like it was POV fruit ninja but instead of fruit it's booby
and it's like split in half and I'm like nah he's fine it's a paper cut it's a
paper cut don't even worry about it Zanz Verde at least he didn't die in the
end which is what we care about slowly it progresses
The Bruton Ninja in 2026
Scuttlebird just said
Michi you have to apologize for getting me bad at Mousey's chat for 30 minutes
Dude, dude, oh my god, I love you, Mousey Mods
you know what if no one loves you I love you if you if you ever need anything
bitch I'm gonna run I'm running to you you know like I need me I'm running I'm
running as fast I can to your direction ASAP every time I tell my mom must be
like mods ban this bitch no one gets banned all right
BAM! These mods are like nuh-uh!
But mousey's mods?
Un-sikes!
Oh, damn!
Um, okay, fuck you.
Now, oh, suddenly all my mods are appearing.
All my mods are just suddenly appearing.
Honestly, you couldn't have picked an easier target for them.
I'm joking, but Scuttlebutt is a very nice guy.
I like to bully him though, because it's funny, but he's a very nice guy.
I think you missed it. We're currently playing Pratfall.
I see this mouse. Okay, Mousey-chan, I want you to know I just glance over in my own chat
and my mods just mess up me saying, No, I think you missed it. We're all playing Pratfall.
Like my- Right. No. Hmm. Very right. Hmm.
your mods are playing prat fault yes you don't have to say that twice I got it
the first you have to say three times when I'm reading it you said it to me
twice now I get it you fucking bitches bro you know what you ain't gonna reach
the third level I don't know what you're talking about right you think you're so
much better nah wrong how does it feel being in level one over and over again
Oh, you ain't him brother. Because, um, last I checked, there's only one him, and that's me.
There's only room in this world big enough for one him. And that's me, huh.
The gigatag, meeting Nathaniel Mochibi.
Actually, she's true.
Can we just watch the mods? Okay, mods?
Uh, watching my chat?
Why do I even bother, bro.
I'm like, mods, ban that guy, no one's gonna ban that guy.
Fuck you.
Wow.
Not my mod being high chat, it's me or it's only shi- okay.
Did you really have to fucking pay $3 a TTS me to tell me that my mods are playing fucking crackball?
You see this Mousey's chat?
I'm so sorry.
I'm just gonna- I'm just gonna ignore my chat. I'm just gonna look at Mousey's chat.
How are you doing today Mousey's chat? How are you doing today family?
Are you feeling good? Did you have a lot of fun?
Did you enjoy your day? How was it?
How's Q this usual?
I looked at mouse- which one of you bitches jumped to mouse chat to say did you know your
mods are playing platform? Motherfucker someone spent $3 to TPS me telling me that my mods
are playing fucking platform! Yes! I get it! I get it! I'm quoting my ass! Oh nowhere
it's safe I look left I look right! Everyone around me is ba-op! You are done! You are
done stop giving me fucking money to tell me that my mother playing purple I
understand my mother playing purple I look at the score I see they are playing
purple
just so you know we only been playing for two hours and we already go to the
bottom the bottom of level one bitch don't even lie okay you don't bullshitting
me but Mitch's character in game I don't like it I put my heart and soul into
this one. It looks so good. And currently for those that are wondering what is going
on, Mausie's in the bathroom. Oh, I take it back. They didn't spend $3. They spent,
sorry, seven Australian dollars. If you tell me one more time that my mod is playing
platform chat I you anyways guys for this don't know mouse is in the bathroom
I'm since boon is still on screen was there oh yeah so I still have a picture
of boon as a cat guy like in a cat ears on my screen for some reason just it's
my moral my moral booster you know I'm just gonna start pinning this picture
boon everywhere what must he help me help me i'm getting bullied what's going on i'm getting
bullied these bitches are so mean to me i'm gonna look at a picture of boon
you fucking who bully you why
my mods my mods are bullying me man stop bully that's what i'm saying stop bully
you know what's so funny one of my
chitters I was like
Masi's mom panned this guy for Masi's channel
and then they got timed out
oh who is it?
oh it was scuddlebutt yeah that's fine
I wanted to more than a time out
BANG!
GIGASED BAT!
No, it's that. It's maybe it's because she has her own mascot literally on her.
Who me?
Hmm.
Who got my mascot?
Oh, they got the book.
Someone said, uh, your background for yapping, you have your friend's mascot, but you don't have your own mascot.
They're like, man, GIGASED. She hates those GIGASED.
Oh, I don't have the chat mascot.
Maybe it's because you guys are literally everywhere else, do you think?
You know I know there's something?
Your background, like, I thought that you were playing whack-a-mole with your friends.
It's like they would like pop up every now and then?
I was like, are we like whack-a-mole characters?
I guess they're puppeteers?
Yeah, it was a puppet show.
For the longest time, I literally thought that you were like, we were whack-a-moles.
I'm like, damn, do you want to whack us, bro?
I'll whack you.
I'll whack you good.
Me when I get a whack, huh?
On my forehead?
It's a theater stage.
What a wha?
A little theater stage.
Dude, do you want to know?
I want to have like a Vtuber theater.
What is it like, musical?
Oh my gosh.
It's so cool.
It's so cool to think about and to organize.
Think about the organization, Mousey.
Think of all the work you need to put into that.
A lot.
Also, if you do like a production, you need to get permission to be able to put on the production.
To put on what?
Like, if you do like a music...
That's your mouse cut in game.
Huh?
Hey, your mic is like cutting in game.
Sometimes.
Is it bad?
Not bad, but sometimes like your voice will cut out.
What do you need permissions for like copyright stuff like permissions to do the show
Really, I thought yeah
Wait to do the show until they use the music from the show
But if it's like I don't know if you do covers right you make your own
Background if you define though
Yeah, but when it's like a full musical you're putting on the musical production
like you can't be like
need permission well it's a good idea guys let me know if mousy
does it I would I wouldn't mind doing it what a great idea guys let me know
I don't know what show we would do.
What is a musical you like?
I like a lot of musicals.
V2.
How about making a VTuber anime?
That is just lore video.
I don't know how to tell you this dude.
VTuber anime is just their lore video and I have one episode.
I am steel ball running GTA 6-ing everybody.
Since the moment I spawned in, I dropped one thing and went,
Haha! And then I never really elaborated.
We could possibly do epics, maybe, but that's gonna be...
Oh, I love epics so much.
I'm trying to think of how much a show like that would cost.
We would need costumes, we would need the 3D models, we would need the sets,
The songs!
It could be done. It's just gonna be expensive.
It will be expensive. That's crazy.
I love our shoes and games.
We will be able to get the green light to do epic.
Really?
Yeah, I think maybe.
I'm just here to support anything man.
Cuz I wouldn't mind ask you out here making big brain moves the shit you're working on is crazy by the way
I'm so excited. Oh anything mass is cooking on holy shit
Wait, actually after this I want to show you something
I'm gonna end the stream. I'm gonna share my screen and show you something crazy and then I
Don't know if it will help you with what you're doing
Tell me you just fuck a fake original musical opera that will take my beers
That would take so long to put on.
Unless, because we need to get somebody to compose the music and to arrange the songs
and to do the storyboarding and to do the story.
And then there's going to be revisions and it's going to take a long time.
You can't just do that in like one year.
That would take multiple years to do.
If we can wait 14 years for GTA 6, we can wait for anything, TBH.
Yeah!
Exactly!
I want to put on a show. I don't just want to do the cover. Like, I want to put on a musical.
And like we said, it requires permission to do the whole show in full.
low-key I'm gonna be honest like I thought we had to do that for Disney you
do have to do it for Disney didn't we do you do need permission but when it was a
smoke when it was a cover for us in the show Joe we didn't use the original
instrumental we got a custom-made instrumental so that's kind of like I
was shocked I was literally shocked when you were like that but like if we were
like to put on a production of a Disney movie like let's say oh let's do a little
mimey we need permission for that I see if it's like a tiny little snippet as
long as you everything is original it's okay we need permission for that and it
would need to be like they have like the say on how the show is done because
since it's like their IP, like you can't just do whatever the fuck you want, especially if you're
charging people to watch the show. Make your own musical. That's gonna take so fucking long.
Bro, I could take years, like not even five years, like ten years.
Well, I'm not planning on dying tomorrow.
I feel like some people just think that this is like, oh, just make it beautiful, fuck it.
It's like, what? Yeah, duh, just make a full production musical.
Well, you think you could just snap that shit out of thin hair and just...
You should cover one of the shitty church play cinematic universe musicals from that Jenny Nicholson video.
Yeah, watch me do that right now. Let me fart it into existence. Right now.
I'm gonna I'm gonna end the stream and I'm gonna you're still streaming for a bit right?
I am.
Or no.
Are you EP?
Uh actually I'm quite awake.
You're not strange?
Alright.
You know what?
Meds do very crazy things sometimes.
They're making me feel weird today.
Weird in what way?
You're kicking your little feet.
Making holes. Wait, we're in what way?
Uh, for some reason instead of like feeling like really pumpkin-y tired, I feel very like energetic.
Oh.
But I think it's because I'm walking.
Yo!
Wait a minute.
Well, I'm gonna try to know almost every day 30 minutes every day.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I'm not even gonna lie, even I don't do that.
Damn.
I did treadmill and I did like a scenic run walk thing with incline and changing the speeds.
That's pretty cool.
The one that goes up and down, up and down shit.
Yeah, up and down.
Ah, damn!
I feel...
I feel like after part of you, let's go.
Like I've just had more energy
I'm so proud of you girl
I literally said this to chat by I think you mean is a lie because ever since I started dreaming people are like
You're gonna sleep better. You're gonna feel better. You're gonna blabba. I feel none of that
Okay, my appetite is the same my sleep is arguably worse because my body hurts and then you feel energetic wrong
But like what kind of Jimmy Ray I'm doing?
I'm doing muscle. Have I shown you my update picture?
No, let me see.
This is a while ago, because I stopped.
I'll send it to you.
Alright, actually, I will just get that over to you then.
I'm squamming, but let me find the stupid silly picture.
Why did my ass keep deleting this picture?
Oh, what picture is it?
I'm butt makin'
She's butt makin' everything
Yup, my whole penis out for the world to pay your penis
My big boss
My big healthy boss
Up for the world to pay me
But this was like, I've been working out for a while
and then I fuckin' I stopped gymmin' for a week and a half
And now my muscles are not as defined anymore and I'm so sad.
It's okay, you can get it back.
I'm pretty happy about it.
It took a week and a half but my muscles are gone.
Oh no.
There.
Big coca.
Can you come here?
I wish you a big coca.
A big coca.
But you can see the definition of my muscles.
Oh shit!
Girl, what I'm saying?
You can see the definition of the abs, though!
And you-
I've been working muscle training.
Is that an advertisement?
I have Calvin Klein underwear. I'm so sorry.
Well, she's wearing Calvin Klein underwear and it looks like an advertisement.
I actually look like the red flag you want to run away from. It's kind of gross.
Oh my god, you look great.
I wish I looked like that.
It's fucking...
I want you to know by the way, like, I've been working only on my abs
And my back like everything else is untouched. I haven't touched my ass. I haven't touched my legs
With that gift, thank you so much for the gift to get this old steak you give
It's a big gift!
E.D.O.M.E.O.M.E.O.M.E.O.S.
It gifted 50s gifted subs because
Gives us like, whoa, abs? Hell yeah
It's actually my massive cock that
The massive cock
Look at my big cooker
Under my undyway
We're gonna get you to do some squats.
I don't wanna, my legs hurt.
My legs hurt too. They hurt so bad.
I got spaghetti legs.
Dude, my leg is so not good.
Yeah, like I've been working out,
literally just muscle training because,
okay this is so weird, I lost more weight working out,
Which is like I thought I was gonna look because originally I looked like skinny, but sick
You know I'm saying so I want to look fit. I think you know I look like healthy. I look like I look intentional
Oh, and then I was gone. So I look like you're a sandwich or two
That's what I'm saying. I look like I eat
I
Got me in my bones but it's me. It's muskles
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking die. I've been drinking a lot of water.
She's been fucking iron-fishing, dude. Bro, I've been drinking so much water and I feel like,
I don't know, it's like I pee so much now and I pee for so long. It's okay, you got a lot of water
when you think I'm the empty the bladder
it's bad ever better please go piss girl go piss over there I'm gonna pee
taking a big iron now he's gonna pee herself wow an alpha that's yeah I
thought that that was mousey's voice because she was just here
I have like an alert um that this has mousey's voice being like if you have a prime um
slap that prime like a big fucking dick on this motherfucking table right now on my stream
and every time that plays i'm just like man i wish it was real me twiddling my toes i swear guys
I swear, I'm not, I'm not parasocial, I know her. She knows me, I swear.
I swear, go!
Dude, that reminds me of the fucking amount, I had to l-
I was l-thing as I'm not a Vtuber, I'm just a big Iron Mouse fan, because I was about to get fucking kicked out by the staff.
I went to a event, PLDR, Ramolis.
I went to Australia recently and I went to Tokyo Alley, and they had a booth for Moe flavor, right?
and Moe Flavor has the Iron Mouse lingerie collaboration.
So I've always wanted to get it, but I couldn't get it
because shipping to Indonesia is so expensive.
But when I went to Australia,
they sold the Iron Mouse lingerie, and I was so excited.
So I took a video, they had a promotional picture,
and I took a video of the mousey lingerie being like,
no way guys, I'm like zooming in, I'm like,
oh my God guys, it's here, it's here.
And then a staff walked up to me and he was like,
So, what do you find very- like, so what about this do you find entertaining, hmm?
And that's when I realized I'm basically recording a full grown woman wearing lingerie for like three minutes.
I was just full on recording a video of a woman in lingerie.
Being like, yo guys, and I'm pointing at her and I'm like, I'm just excited because it's a mousey collaboration and I want to buy my mousey merch.
But I guess this person thinks I'm a fucking creep that is taking a video of a guy in London, like of a person in London, right, right?
So I'm like, no, I'm just a big fan. I'm just a big Iron Mouse fan. I swear. Like, oh, me too.
I'm like, yeah, I just really love Mousey and they're like, oh, what's your favorite thing?
Like, like, I also love Mouse. She's very talented, you know, like, what's her favorite, like, what's her favorite thing that she's done?
And I'm like, shit, I'm blanking, you know, like, now I think that this guy thinks I'm a fucking pervert.
so I can't say like oh I I'm Ichimochiri by the way like I'm not gonna
dox myself because this is IRL you know so I'm like oh I love I I love her
songs the most generic lie like it's literally like oh really you like books
what kind of books you like I like I like literature books it's like dude
come up with a better fucking lie you know I'm saying like if you're such a
a big fan of mouse and the only thing you say is like oh I like her um and I have to
stutter too like I was stuttering like I was sweating my hands were shaking and I was like
I like her um uh songs I like her concert and they're like yeah it was so I was dying man
like they were doing their job in my in their defense they were doing their job very well
they were protecting the cosplayers from creeps oh welcome back I was telling them the story
I told you the story immediately as it happened.
But I'm a bugger lingerie.
Oh yeah!
The bugger lingerie, and the guy was like,
What do you find so interesting about this?
And I was recording a fucking woman in lingerie, and I'm like,
I'm just a big bossy fan.
They're like, what do you like about Miles?
And I'm like, uh, they're, um, I love bossy's concerts.
And they're songs.
And it's like, bro, come up with a better lie.
Like, shit, I was about to get escorted out of there.
Oh my gosh.
Security, the security over here.
There is a perverted woman.
She's in the facilities.
AHH!
God forbid, I just wanna get my mousey lingerie, man.
Park!
Ahaha!
Ahaha!
I am just a big mousey fan, I swear!
I swear, she-she-she talks to me, uh...
No, I swear!
I don't care if I say I swear!
She sends me messages to my brain!
She sends me messages to you!
We DM all the time, I swear!
Have you ever gotten any of those?
Oh, it looked parasocial?
Yeah.
I used to have this guy that used to email me every day saying that every stream that
I did I would send him some liberal messages into his brain and he'd be like I know you
were talking to me I know it this part in your stream at one dash da da da da da you
said this and I know what that means and I'm like what the fuck?
The most parasocial person I have, I turn into a mod.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking!
I'm joking, Sarah! I'm joking!
I'm joking, Sarah!
No, I have this one mod. I love her by the way.
I love her a lot.
Like, she's been here for years.
I just like to make fun of her because every time I'm like,
I feel like I remember this but I can't find it.
She has it.
Like, every time I'm like, I sort of have a picture and she would have it.
Any time!
He just knows everything
He's so good at what he does, bro
I was the only weirdo
There's this other guy that used to send me
I think he still sends me messages, but I don't check my email anymore
I have some of those messages for me
But the dude would send me
He used to send me messages about like
Oh, human genome
Studying and studies with human DNA
Projects, etc.
We're like human DNA manipulation and he's like this is to cure your your your problem
And then when I didn't answer every message
Subsequentially became more and more hostile and angry like I'm gonna fucking kill you fucking
It was like he was mad that I wasn't like reading his research and then
It was like a bunch of like crazy shit, and I was like what the fuck okay, bro
Oh yeah yeah I mean low key I just have assholes in my chat but like they're funny though so I like them
Oh girl no I don't think I've ever had crazy ass scary people messaging me sometimes
Oh man that a gigasug for what the fuck yeah what the I gotta show you so
sometimes because it's just like what the fuck it's like beyond like sometimes it
just makes you think like man there's people out there that man I really do
hope they get help I hope they get help man that's all you can say because they
need help true mm-hmm I'm gonna lie like one time I was on like a month break I
I went to my server to say hello and everyone told me to get away
What?
Like they don't like to- you're on break
Get the fuck away
Get the fuck outta here
And you're on break or some shit
We're in- like and I was like what?
What are they even talking about?
They were talking about a fucking game
And they just continued talking about a game
Like they were like- I was like hey guys and they're like dude
Go on your break, what the fuck are you doing?
Get the fuck out and then they continue talking about their game
She won't stop working!
She won't stop!
She won't stop working!
How long? God forbid I've been out all in my own fucking server.
Makers stop! Makers stop! You won't stop!
Now they're very funny like that because I'm very off.
Like, on stream, I don't like texting very often.
I'm very not online off stream.
So, I'll be chilling. It's a...
Bro to bro, you know?
We hang out and we go, damn man.
yeah yeah end of conversation yeah the end yeah it was so funny and people were just counts
people love counting people like math i like them i i don't like them a lot but i love them
oh i'm so good at math i can count like a lot of numbers oh yeah do my yeah let me i will do it
right now the answer is eight
yep that's the answer
lock it down boys lock it down red by
the way the the color is red red even
lock it down boys gamble never stop
you can be that guy 99% of gambler stop
before they make it big wait I'm not
addicted guys yeah my fucking favorite
Biggest like I'm not an alcoholic bro what are you talking about haha anyways that was a funny joke cheers to that
I love saying like you're going like I'm not an alcoholic what are you talking about haha you're so funny chat cheers to that
Oh damn that's so good cheers to that
Yeah nice one guys cheers to that
Yeah
Red eight under roulette let's lock in
Oh honestly 17
Black also very lucky number you right?
Reds of the black
I don't know something about it 17 black good like odd black even red
Well lock that in
Very bad rain is down
Yep, trust me my family gambles all their life
They've never really won but like they got the experience, you know
Why are my family?
But that didn't stop them!
Ha ha ha!
Your family ain't no winner!
Ha!
That's what I'm saying!
Half-full type shit!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, Aline!
Bam!
I'm gonna end the stream.
I'm gonna yeet over to you, and I'm gonna show you something.
Show me something super sick nasty,
but thank you for hanging out with me.
I'm gonna yeet for now.
you're gonna go away from that game
damn
have you played subnautica 2?
you're gonna play subnautica?
have you played subnautica 2?
fuck no, are you crazy?
why not?
i'm scared
never, what if you play it with me?
what if we play it together?
my favorite thing is when i said to chat
i was like, i'm scared of the ocean
and chat goes, no, but there is a mod you can install that removes the ocean
that's true!
They didn't even sit there.
Then what the fuck are you playing, Chad?
The game about the ocean, you remove the ocean,
then bitch, what the fuck are you playing?
You remove the fish too?
There's also a mod where it's like the ocean decreases
little by little throughout the game,
so like the ocean is disappearing.
This reminds me of like, you know,
there's an idea I had for a mod that would be really good.
A mod for League of Legends where it when you open it it in uninstalls it instantly
That's how it fuck it. That's how it felt when she's like no
They're just down at the gate of the mod that removes the ocean
That's like it's the mod for League of Legends where you open League of Legends and it auto in uninstalls the game
Like then what the hell is the point if there is no ocean the game is really about oceans
Great maha
but it's if you're just exploring you're exploring around without the ocean
what are you looking at everything is the ocean the creatures of the deep
flopping around the deep of the what okay flopping around
guys i'm just gonna say like magikarp basically all the creatures of the deep magikarp style
like, looping in the floor, dying already, bro.
Oh my god, let me get a bottle of water.
The ground ex-
Hell yeah, he's drinking and pissing.
Yeah, I get a bottle of water.
Let's go.
My body is a temple, bro.
Magikarp flies at you, yeah, so all the fishes are swimming,
like, they're not swimming, they're flying.
Bro, you are just playing No Man's Sky.
At that point, just playing No Man's Sky.
Well, you play Subnautica too, without the damn ocean.
Dude, that-
Play anything else, right?
Like any other exploration game.
Brother, don't even.
When someone told me that I actually had to sit down.
Like I was about to sleep, I was sleepy as fuck.
Someone said it and I woke up.
I was just like, what kind of bullshit?
Chat in the kitchen cooking bullshit right now.
What the fuck are you saying?
And it's real.
What makes this worse, is it that it's real?
Like how the fuck is it real?
Oh god, bird, come a feast.
Let it lie.
Oh hell yeah.
Alright.
I'm gonna yap with my chat for like a couple of minutes, and then I'm gonna yeet over to Mousey
I'll talk to you and uh one whole big
Welcome back Mousey. I'm gonna talk to my chat for a bit, and then I'll be eating over to you
And then I'll tell you something sick nasty that you can't tell anybody else
I
Love you mouse. Thanks for playing games with me. Thank you. I'll get you to play Subnautica 2 with me
oh man look at the... oh god dude that's so f**king...
eventually... all will fall
I don't know... I don't know what's wrong with me today
I thought I was gonna pump in but I have not pumped in today
What the fuck?
Okay, well maybe I am pumpkin-ing.
Apparently I can't turn simple shit on and off.
On my computer.
I'm still in the discord, I could scare her.
That's not boon spoogee, that's meaty spoogee.
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda wanna play Subnautica too.
I'm like Subnautica too, crime scene cleaner.
I just need something to wind down.
Mitch still has boon's pick on stream?
I don't know why I feel weird showing people's real faces.
Like, even though they give me permission, I still feel kinda like,
Are you sure?
Are you sure you want me to? Are you sure?
are you sure it's natural I've had lots of time oh my god I can't believe it
I'm such a f***ing laser.
I just had a fangirl moment.
Oh?
Dude, I didn't think I'm a nerve.
As a fangirl moment, this YouTuber that I watched his videos and I like his videos, I found out he's following me.
Is it the new F- There's a fake collab with who?
Wait, what new fake collab?
I'm not allowed to play hankai star rail anymore.
Apparently I'm not allowed.
This is, thank you for the raid.
Thank you for the raid.
Hey, the fuck was that guy?
Hey, you're still here.
I want to show you something.
Show it to me.
I don't know if the audio will work, but I'm gonna DM you something.
Okay.
Hey, you're foo-ing me.
I like it.
I love it.
Just mute the video.
I'll mute the video.
It's a song in the background, but...
Wait, I'll mute.
I'm gonna mute the audio if you see.
They can't hear right now.
Wait!
Wait, I have a question.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I think I showed you my outfit though wait no you didn't I don't think you did
I don't want to see you.
I don't want to see you.
I don't want to see you.
Wait, where the fuck is it?
What the fuck? Where is it?
What? There it is.
My mod keeps fucking trying to invite me to Prattfall.
bitch fuck you I'm trying to try forever again bitch
fuck you get out of me get the demons in my head man
it's like that one guy in the alley being like hey kid you want some drugs
that's what you're doing right now fuck you
it looks messy but it's only because it's like
oh this is everything that's on me I swear to god bitch if it's not messy I'm gonna
kill you
it looks messy but it's only because it's like oh my god
My god
Oh my god
I fucking got that is that is so I can't say anything without like a little what if I spoil shit, but like I love it
I love it so much. I don't know I'm zooming in
I'm zooming into like in same length. I'm so excited
Holy shit!
Wait, we're gonna look something new.
More!
I mean, what?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, okay, wait, we're secretly typing, we're hacking into your PC as we speak.
Chat, can you please click that funny little link that got sent to you?
Oh, here, just click that one, okay.
I'm in, hacker man.
Oh, guys, these are your Twitter likes.
Oh, it does, it does, chat.
I'm joking, please don't click random links.
Oh guys, is that what you're liking on Twitter?
Oh that's- oh, ooh.
What the fuck is this one?
Ooh.
Damn, let me just check your bookmarks.
Ooh!
Oh, you nasty, you disgusting.
Oh!
Ah, screw Twitter bro, okay, you know what you're right.
Is that- wait, you're right.
Let me just look at your Instagram reels, all you're done, and you're done buddy.
Ooh.
Let me check her kick talk algorithm. Oh, you're even more done gig a dead
You
I never had tiktok
I have someone to manage my tiktok now
Err, I...
Yeah, who would ever be on tiktok?
You know who's managing my tiktok?
Who?
Alrighty
I'm fucking crying bro
I'm fucking crying
I love them, you know what? You're in good hands
I've set this on stream before but
Basically I wanted to like I've been learning music right I've been like not learning with but like learning learning music
You know i'm trying to take it seriously and my goal
Yeah to feel the music I said on the start of the year that one of my like year goal is I want to release an album by the end of the year
When I album okay, I'm an EP bitch like not least so for real but I'll say I'm an EP okay like slow down
But it's like songs that are original
I was supposed to release mine, and then it got pushed back and then it got pushed back and now it's like we're restructuring the whole thing.
Oh!
Oh, wow!
Oh, that's...
What?
We're rethinking everything and it's like, oh okay, something else now.
Like, it's still like, it's become something else now.
It's now a different thing, it's a whole production and you'll be so shocked Chad.
You're gonna be so shocked.
That is kind of true.
Damn, one Mousy album with 300 songs.
Literally 300 songs.
You're done. It's the ever-evolving album.
She's gonna release it like the big fucking book.
You're done. You're squashed.
I'm gonna release like my first song.
I wanted to just release it as is, but then a lot of my music friends are telling me like,
don't do that.
Like, since I'm not a music person, right?
You want to like, hype up one by one, like, dead drop a whole album, you know?
No!
Yeah, I, okay, Loki, that's what I thought, because I don't like promoting anything.
But the way that my friend said it, it's like, you know, people put a lot of effort in it,
you want everything to get like, proper attention, so I'm like, you're right, it ain't about
me, little.
So then dropping like a whole album, I feel like that's, it's like what people used to
do back then.
I feel like that doesn't really, it's not that it doesn't work now, but it's like the style to music promotion and music stuff now is literally like drip feeding now.
Yeah, it's like drip feeding and spamming combo.
Yeah, it's like drip feeding and it's just like slowly give people stuff.
But then like you still have artists that will just drop a whole fucking album and it's like oh.
Oh.
When someone you chat said, drop three albums at the same time, aware bro.
Oh.
Are you being aware? Everyone fucking is aware of that bro.
He's not a nice man.
I fucking read his kiss bro.
Maybe three.
Aware?
That shit funny as hell.
Bro, I was like what?
Did you hear it? Did you listen to the song?
I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't...
I
Keep it that way I'm gonna be real like I wanted to watch it on stream
Cuz every time I give an opinion on something people clip that shit and they post it everywhere
Fair all I'm saying is I listen to it off-screen
I mean it is three albums
a lot and there was just a lot of like is this what's happening is it I don't
know yeah it's bro the my favorite moment is when they dropped it like
before everything was finished one of the comments that was made was like the
bro is probably gonna say up I'm the ass man no more mr. Nass man and everyone
I was a joke not a joke it's not a joke that I was like oh right oh writing brother writing
writing writing the whole night I can't write for shade bro bro shut the fuck up I mean
girl shut the fuck you shut your goddamn mouth or people when they just speak oh I'm gonna
show you this basically i'm gonna post the first song on i was it was supposed to be
the end of this month but then i went hey nevermind so i'm gonna post it
like end of no start of next month oh i can't wait i'm gonna like i'm gonna send you the whole
music video. Because, right?
Oh my bad.
of course of course of course oh my god we if you want mute the stream I just
I made it, I made it, I made it, don't worry.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that is so cute!
I do not know how to do this genre, bro.
No! It's great!
What do you mean?
I'm not very good at happy love songs.
I do sad songs most times.
But this being a love happy song is like very new to me.
True root, that's what I'm saying.
It's so true.
It's so true.
It's so true.
Uggh.
It's gonna be great and people are gonna love it.
And from what I'm seeing and from what I heard, people are gonna love it.
I just hope I did it justice.
I hope you can hear the love and happiness in my voice, and it doesn't sound sad.
I have to really take some parts over and over again, because it doesn't sound like lovely enough.
Like, I just sounded like depressed.
I haven't told anybody that this is happening, and I'm gonna tell you.
Oh? Okay.
Eh, where's your name?
Okay.
Oh, we're hacking into your PC right now.
We're hacking into your PC right now.
We're hacking into your PC right now.
What is this folder?
Titled homework guys? What's this? Let me open that. I don't think this is homework. Oh, I knew it you filthy, filthy, bitch
nice
I know oh my god, I
If I speak I'm in trouble so I will just go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I make noises like a monkey and go.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Goog.
Guys, you'll never believe it.
Be there or be square.
She's running like 10 triathlons back to back at the same time.
It's true.
It's actually true.
A real life triathlon.
An Iron Mouse movie.
Seven movies, actually.
Oh my god.
Big and huge.
I'm so excited.
What the fuck, girl?
Low key, sometimes I wonder.
When the fuck do you sleep, bitch?
Never.
When do you go to bed?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, I'm so excited. Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Wait, I'm gonna type it.
Okay?
Yes!
yeah yeah let me talk my shit oh we're talking I'm so freaking excited
I still can't believe they freaking did that to my post bro somebody reported my
fucking going live tweet and I got warned by fucking Twitter for inappropriate
content and I'm like how dare you I mean your post does look inappropriate God
Let me just go to my timeline so I can look at full-on tits uncensored
No, it's like literally nothing
It's nothing and I'm just like
Literally Twitter
Dude, there's literally one guy that his whole account is dedicated to like talking about how he's gonna kill me and shit and like hurt me and
And how much he hates me and he wants to destroy my life
And he's still there!
And he doesn't get in trouble!
Twitter is so odd
Yeah!
Some people are also very odd
It's so weird!
This is a very weird place.
It is a very weird place.
It's a very weird place.
It's like what Hanyu said, bro.
Hanyu says that she feels like Twitter's become like very PvP.
It is!
It is.
It's kind of like a PvP-
It has literally become so PvP.
It's true.
It's insane.
You know, something so crazy.
Oh my.
We're conquering!
Mike, how did you know you can hear it dangle around? I have to put it back on.
Oh god damn, okay now it's back on.
Phew, I'm a little nervous there.
Damn, but no like I said this before, sadly you do need to kind of, you don't have to be on Twitter,
it's just, it's always on Twitter, you know, it's like you don't have to be on Twitter,
but all of these like important shit you have to kind of be aware about is usually on Twitter,
right? Like not when I say important it's actually not like real life important it's like
internet important you know I'm saying? Yeah it's like very internet important but you also don't
want anyone to clip you out of context and use your words being like this is what she thinks
about this situation when you're like honey what's happening? I know they do it to so many people
so like it's best to stay safe right and to at least be aware of what to avoid. I used to do that
But then at one point I just couldn't do it anymore not because of like the mental thing. I'm busy, bro
Like I'm streaming most times. I don't know what's going on
So now I have like like some of my friends would update me on the important ones every now and then
So I would get a message from them every now and then being like
Good morning, by the way, TLDR of this week this this this this I
Don't like thanks
And then that's it cuz like it's not something like most of the time I
I think a lot of stuff can be dealt with privately right but if they make it
public that's their choice I'm not gonna diss them for it like that's
completely up to them you know but I also need to know to avoid certain
things and to be aware of certain situations I don't really want to read
like a if you page Google doc you know like I can barely read on I can't read
this shit every time like a long as Google Doc comes on like I'm not really
Shit bro, and it's never like two three pages. It's like 50 60 70 pages. I can't read this like a book
That's what I'm saying. That's what I told my chat, right? If anyone is ever gonna Google document me turn on editor mode, bro
I'll make it easier for you. Yeah, I will add out add proof and I'm gonna be like let me add your spacing
Let me add like little chapters in it, right?
If you're gonna Google document my ass make it good to read, you know, like
Satisfying to read not like a big boom boom boom word word word jump scare jump scared like
Bullet point it right and then like give like little summaries, you know, I got you man
I got you all TLBR for you. I'll even add proof. I'll add I'll double down and double down
On my way to make it. Okay. Thanks guys. I appreciate it
I keep saying this as a joke, but Loki will be so funny if it happens if anyone Google Duffy me turn on editor mode
I posted with editor mode on. I'm fucking crying.
I'm so good.
No way. No way.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
So sadly, that's just how the internet is, chat.
You wanna be able to, I don't know, be aware or not,
you're gonna fall into some little things that you're like,
it's when you accidentally involve yourself in shit that you're not involved in,
You're in a funny situation where you're like I don't want to address it, you know because now you're actually involved, but if you also
What kind of want to
I'm at a point where I'm just like you know where I'm at right now
No matter what I say people that hate me and that don't like me. They're just not they're never going to be satisfied with any answer that I say
they're never gonna be happy with what I say anything that I say they'll always
find a way to make it negative and twist it around and then to try to whatever
the fuck you know what I mean so it's like the best thing you could do is just
say nothing at all period that's true
sadly enough that is just what it is like people that won't like you no matter
how perfect your statement is they're gonna twist it and it's gonna be like
And thus, she is evil and cruel and fucked up and twisted.
Oh wait, and then they were all, your silence is deafening.
It's like, okay, well, enjoy the silence.
Enjoy the...
Let's enjoy that together.
Let's enjoy it together.
You know, cause it's like, at the end of the day, like, if I'm gonna like give an opinion
or like talk about something, I'm addressing my community and people that are watching me.
It's not for anybody that's like, outside of it, I guess.
I'm gonna get clipped
They're gonna get clipped
So it's just like
I love how like we can
sometimes I can tell that like this
when something keeps happening to someone
and they're like oh man
It's like at this point it's like
I already know
it's gonna happen and it's always
they always spin it away that's like
so fucking weird
and it's always the same people that don't like me
and it's just like they're just not gonna
people that don't like you are never gonna like you and that's fine
they don't have to like me they don't have to like you you know what i mean
mm-hmm you just keep on going and do stuff for you and your community and
that's it and that's what i that's what i've been doing it's just like
no don't worry it's just how we did man sadly
that's just how it is right like by the end of the day
We are not everyone's cup of tea and that's completely normal.
We can only ever expect basic human decency, but if that doesn't happen, no.
Oh well. It says more about them than us. I'm not- I'm gonna be real. I feel like
maybe shit like this does happen. I just don't really like ever think about it.
Or like, I don't really notice it either. Because I don't know.
I mean it always happens that the cost of fame type shit the more people that know
you exist the more people have an opinion right it's true but by the day it
says more about them than about you it's true it's okay it sucks but oh well
that's one thing I always say like it's better sometimes in a good amount of
situation the solution is just to say nothing like it's true not just don't say
Yeah, like I know it must suck because it feels like man, I feel like I can't defend myself or what but like
Sometimes dude, you don't need to defend yourself to people that will no matter what see you as the like the villain
Yeah, like there is no way you do or say it will always get twisted in a way where it's fucked up
So it's like to me. It's like why waste my time and energy when it's just like no matter what I say
Like they've already formed whatever opinion of me and and decided what they believe and it's not gonna change
So it's just like you know what?
That's fine
That makes sense it's frustrating, but it is what it is
It is way Sarah Sarah
I do a day like you do stuff for you and your community, you know, you don't do it for people that don't like you
you know yeah same thing with like music where like where I had people like like
uh she talking me because like my music and stuff but it's just like I I make
music for me and I make music for the people that enjoy listening to my music
if you don't like it then it's not for you that's fine and you don't have to
like it I don't give a fuck no key though no key that like oh when that
happened a part of me was like damn but a part of me also like holy the free
promo though I know Jesus everywhere bitch it was both fucking every where I
was I'm not even part of like I scroll it's everywhere I'm like damn
girl somebody told me that they heard it on the radio
and i'm like what the f**k
people realized it's actually kind of good like the people that would like this song now know who you are so like
you know what?
who's Sarah? Sarah? actually
you know
it ain't what it is
there was like actually i saw um
i think you replied and there's like a remix
yeah right and then the person that did the second song it's like hey you want
to make something together so should I then I saw that you responded or
something yes the remix actually it's as insane today the remix was actually dude
it was actually kind of banger it was banger as fuck it's so good it's so
oh god it's so good
sometimes man
it is what it is
I was stimming that remix for so long
like
I would have like stims IRL
even joey commando's channel
I just hit the
na na
I just kept doing it
over and over
and I couldn't stop
like I would do it IRL
and after I explained to people I'm like
oh it's a TikTok thing
no it's a TikTok thing
don't worry about it
it's a TikTok-
VTubers I don't know what that is
it's a TikTok thing
It was actually kind of banger. There was like one edit outside. I'll see if I can find it
Someone made like a animated edit to it and it looked so good like oh, yeah
I think they made an animated
Edit of like their characters in VR chat, right?
But they edit in a way that doesn't look like it's VR chat at all. It was
Beautiful like and I've been going that's my tiktok recently because I've been like learning 3d production
So I've been getting a lot of 3d production shit
it. I'll show you some videos of like, basically people recording their model in VR chat, editing
it and it looked perfect. Like I didn't even think it was, if it's not for the model, I
wouldn't think it was VR chat. VR chat has a very like specific type of model, you know
what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, if it weren't for that, I would not have thought. Yep, everyone
I was the damn model. I'll see if I can find it.
But you do you girl. You know you're doing a very damn good job.
I'm trying my best.
Don't even worry about it.
I just want to do what makes me happy and make people laugh and smile.
And as long as I even make one person laugh and smile, then I'm happy.
And that's just, you know what's the crazy thing?
Is that is what everyone also feels.
I didn't think no one is perfect, but we're all just people doing our best.
Yeah, we're just doing our best.
Sometimes people are a little silly, you know, because they're like,
but this is bad, this is bad.
But Friday and the day, we're all people,
we're all people who made mistakes,
fraud individuals, but we do our best.
And that's all we can really do, and it's good.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Being human on the Internet?
What?
You can?
What the fuck?
You? I thought you were supposed to be an enemy girl.
Oh god.
I thought you were not supposed to have a butthole.
It's fucking disgusting.
How dare you have a butthole and also be an eye doll.
Disgusting.
Deal that whole shut girl, bam.
All your idols, all your faves, they all poop.
And they wear a bathroom.
Don't say that.
By kissing my immersion.
They all use a bathroom.
They all use a bathroom.
Not true.
I'm an idol and I don't have a butthole.
Sorry, guys.
I've never used my digestive system,
and not in my life.
I actually do not produce bile.
Like, have you ever thought about that?
Like, I actually just don't do that.
I don't pay for anything.
I don't do any of those things.
Exactly, I am different.
I'm not like other girls.
Oh!
God, I'm gonna go shower.
I love you, girl.
Have a good shower.
time today I'll send you the shake videos I swear you would love it send me
all the shake videos I'll send you what I can send you I'm telling you you're
gonna fucking love it I love you girl bye Mousey's chat have a fun time today
bye
Oh, I know her.
She's the greatest.
The world's greatest!
The world's greatest!
The world's greatest!
The world's greatest!
He hates us!
No!
Gee, mister!
Mister, thank you so much for the thank yous. Thank you, Mr. Thank you.
Hello.
Have you listened to the Eurovision winner? Yes! I was playing Bangaranga.
It's simple. Your body has more energy due to exercise.
Does it mean your mind isn't low on energy?
That's why you're not sleepy, but brain isn't braining too hard.
Yeah, that's true.
Five more hours to go, five more hours to go to what?
What?
Hmm.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Hi, I'm New here.
Hello, New here.
Hello, New here.
How's it going, New here?
going new here?
Did you used to have a big pizza pie in a katana here?
I did.
I used to have everybody's mascots here, but I started getting questions about why certain
people's mascots weren't in it and why they were in it and some weren't, some were not.
And it became very overwhelming and very, uh, annoying.
Mousy, off topic, but will you be checking out
the Woo-Wah Cyberpunk Collad?
The gameplay of Becca and Lucy looks incredible.
I'll check it out.
But it's like, it's like, I'm just,
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Sometimes some chatters like to start shit.
They like starting drama, and they like asking questions.
And it's like, if I explain to you,
hey, X, Y, Z, this is the reason.
That's it.
Period.
Gee, I wonder who, yeah, I wonder who it was.
I wonder if they're at chat right now.
I wonder if they're still here.
They ask you questions and then they wonder why they get banned all the time.
It's like bro.
So I decided, you know what, I'll just keep it to my stuff only and that's it.
But just because sometimes some people aren't anything, that doesn't mean anything.
I know a lot of people, and I interact with a lot of people, and I have a lot of friends,
and I don't know what else to tell you, bro.
Was it Scuttlebutt? He's actually a nice guy girl.
Pfft.
Girl.
Hahahaha!
Go take a shower!
I thought his video was hilarious, I have a lot of friends, and sometimes some friends
are in some things and some friends are not in some things.
Okay, but sometimes some chatters seem like it's not okay.
And also, you know,
there are sometimes things happen
and it's just like, I'm not gonna discuss stuff, bro.
I love the passive-aggressive TTS trying to be quite, yeah.
Yeah!
Friends can grow apart over time, it does, it happens to everybody, but it seems like
it's not allowed to happen to us, I guess, I don't know, and it's like we're not allowed,
even though I know it feels like, I know it feels, it doesn't feel that way, but in
the time that we've all known each other, in the time that you guys have been watching
me right I've been doing this for eight years going on nine years that's a long
time that's a long time that's a long time that's a long time I've been I've been
doing this for eight years normally in your own life if you are in contact with
people for eight years I'm sure in the course of eight years a lot of shit
happen can happen in eight years but I feel like sometimes because we're on
stream people just feel like shit stays the same I don't know
I feel like people think that stuff is supposed to stay the same but it's like
and also it doesn't feel long because when you're watching somebody or when
you're like engrossing a community it doesn't feel like a long time but it is
8 years is a long time. 8 years is a long time.
8 years is a long ass fucking time.
And things change. Even people change.
Like, I'm not the same person that was streaming 8 years ago.
Like, I'm 8 years older than I used to be.
I feel like people forget these things because it's like it when you're watching somebody like
You know what I mean?
People do not stay the same.
Circumstances do not stay the same.
Your boons age is okay.
I feel like people forget these things.
Because when you're watching somebody, you tend to forget these things.
I feel the same way because I've watched people's content too.
And like, I've, I've, you know, some of the people that I'm friends with now, I used to watch their stuff before I was doing stuff.
So to me, it's like, while I was watching them, it felt like it was the same all the time.
And now that like, I'm actually like friends with people and like time is passing.
It feels like time is passing. It doesn't feel like time is standing still anymore. You know what I mean?
This is what it is.
Now this is oldie 93% I don't know I feel like I feel like I'm not but like I used to watch
I watched his videos, but like, I wasn't like a 93% or I think.
I definitely didn't like... I don't know.
I watched other people a lot more, but I did watch his videos, that is true.
I did, I did watch his videos. I watched a lot of people.
Oh yeah, I was like a casual viewer. I was very casual.
I'm trying to think of like it's crazy how like all the people that I used to watch before
are not the same people that I watch now.
I watch different videos now. I watch different people now.
I used to watch a lot of Jack, I used to watch a lot of Jack too.
Oh my god.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm trying to remember, oh man, I remember, like,
one of the first videos I ever watched,
I used to watch Markiplier, too.
One of the first videos that I've watched of his,
I feel like, you guys are gonna be like,
what the fuck, that's what got you into Markiplier?
It was him playing Fran Bull.
That was the first, that was like,
some of the first Markiplier videos
that I've ever watched, it was him playing frambo.
Oh, Ross, thank you so much for the thank you.
This was bro, I watched that whole series
of him playing frambo, it was so good.
It was so good.
You guys remember frambo?
You know what's funny?
Watching him playing frambo made me wanna play frambo.
I was like, man, I wish I could stream and play Frambo.
I would love to play Frambo.
I love this financial, but it was Frambo.
And then after I watched Frambo, I started
like watching his other stuff.
And like, I went back and I watched some other stuff.
And that was 10 years ago.
That was 10 years ago, bro.
Holy shit.
What is it like?
Your bones, I'm sorry, your bones.
I'm sorry, your bones.
I'm just getting madly badass here.
I love madly badass here.
I consider him a friend.
He's so nice.
He's so nice and sweet, and he's really cool, and he has really great taste in horror games.
He's such a cool guy.
I love his videos so much.
You know who else I was a huge fan of? Oh my god. You guys know who this is, bro.
I was obsessed.
with nightmind so when he fucking became a Vtuber I went berserk
I'm Fat Nuts friend, yeah, I'm Freddy Fat Nuts!
Freddy, Freddy Fatnose!
Uh, uh, Nick Nocturne, do you guys remember Nick Nocturne?
He has a YouTube channel called Nightmind.
I used to religiously watch all of his videos, like...
You have grown a lot in nine years. Now you can almost see over the counter instead of not at all.
Shut up!
I miss Ferdy Fatnose. I miss him streaming too. He's such a good streamer. He was so
much fun. But he recently uploaded a video. I don't know if you guys watched it. He's
been uploading a lot. Yeah, he uploaded a Nigel Cheese video, which I know nothing about,
and but I was entranced. Uh, I'm so happy. I watched his five hour Eve online video.
I watched this 5 hour and 55 minute Yvonne line video and I'm like wow I never thought
I'd sit here and watch a 5 hour long video about Yvonne line but here we are.
Here we are bro.
wonder what happened in life with Lutron? Yes! I used to love their videos!
So you mean time is real and streamers are people and things are allowed to change?
Wow! What a concept! K-E-K-W-Iron Mouse Love!
What a concept!
Yeah the Final Fantasy House video was like my first video that I ever watched from Freddy Fatenuts.
There's no way, what the Fire Fancy House video?
That video was crazy!
Oh, oh yeah, I heard about Destiny 2.
Thanks.
Damn guys, sorry.
Sorry to hear, guys.
Whip.
Sorry, bros.
I didn't even get to play the OG campaign.
I mean, it's- it's- it's destiny.
You're gone.
This is why we need to stop killing you.
Dear god, this is why we need to stop killing game, stop it!
That's true, I had no, my mom came in talking to me, my mom, my mom was chatting with me.
I'm sad that the homelander memes are done.
I have so many thoughts about this shit bro.
I have so many thoughts about it.
I haven't seen the last episode yet.
I haven't seen it yet, so don't spoil me.
However, I just have so many thoughts.
I just feel like, man, this past season felt such as genuinely, the only, I feel like the
only thing I was satisfied with was the conclusion of A-Train's story arc.
That is the only thing that I was satisfied with.
I feel like his story was great, he redeemed himself, and his death was great.
I was very satisfied, that was the best.
I feel like he was like the best of the whole season.
Everything else?
Holy shit!
Fucking garbage!
Holy shit, it's been terrible!
And once again, Soldier Boy did nothing, which pissed me the fuck off because
I fucking love.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys.
But, Gimson?
Ah.
He's so hot. Like, destructingly hot.
He's destructingly handsome.
And it got to the point where it's like, I was watching the show only to see him.
Because he was the only good thing about the show.
But they didn't do anything with him!
They didn't do anything with him!
They literally did nothing.
Nothing happened and then it was like they put him back.
I watched the episode where they put him back in the fucking freezer and I'm like,
What is happening bro? Why did they do this? Why? What was the point then?
I know they're giving him his own show.
The fucking trailer just came out.
We should watch it.
It literally just came out right now.
It came out 44 minutes ago.
It literally just came out 44 minutes ago.
Look at this shade, duh.
I will be watching as much as I'm so sick of this.
I feel, guys, do you know what?
I feel like they wanna do like a,
they're trying to do like a walking dead situation here.
And they do like, oh shit, a million spin offs.
Let's go, we got it in the bag.
We're the next walking dead.
It's not working, bro, it's not working.
It's not working, man.
Oh, my God.
I just don't know.
We all feel this morning when God blessed us with these extraordinary heroes.
He does look older here what's happening maybe it's because he didn't take the V1 yet?
What the fuck?
Did they get the tower v1?
There is a brighter future.
All we need to do is take it.
Oh my god.
I don't know man.
I don't know how to feel about this. I just...
I just...
What the fuck is this outro? Holy shit. No.
I just don't know. I will watch because Jensen Ackles is in it.
Pffft.
But will I willingly watch it? No. I will be held against my will.
Watching this show. Only because he's in it.
He's the only reason why I'm gonna watch.
I just can't believe that's what it feels like that is exactly what it feels it feels
like the last season was just the setup vault rising period that was it it felt like the
last season was just a setup the vault rising and that's what it feels like and it pisses
me off because I feel like there's so much shit that could have been done there's so
much that they could have done. I have not read the graphic novel yet, however I did
watch a video about the graphic novel because I wanted to know and I know I
should have waited to read it myself but I was like am I when am I gonna have
time to read? I have so much shit to do. So I watched a video on it and I know
about the twists. I know the twists and I have to say I am very disappointed that
They did not have the twist.
I feel like that could have made it so fresh.
I feel like it would have been better
than any shit that they gave us right now.
Would you rather have had Cloned Homelander
or this shit that they just gave you?
I would rather have Cloned Homelander.
I should have kept that hidden.
I should have kept it in bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, give, I'm sorry.
For Noir, yeah.
Read it on stream, I can't.
I can't.
I don't know man, I'm just, I'm just disappointed.
I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed in the final season
Also, yeah, that's really what did you hear about Queen Maeve like?
They asked her to come back and she is retired and she said no
So what the fuck happened?
She's suddenly retired
The Watchmen deconstructed heroes?
Was it...
Am I imagining in things...
Wasn't there Watchmen T-Wishel or am I imagining it?
Am I dreaming this or did it actually happen?
Was it actually good?
It was garbage? Okay, well never mind. Yeah, it was pretty good. Okay, well, um, okay.
Well, okay guys, okay. Sometimes I feel like I dream things. I feel like I dream things
and I feel like they're not real and then I'm like, wait, was that real or no? Was it
actually a thing or was that not a thing?
Chat is divided as usual
It's better than a CW show but that's a little but okay. Listen, I don't like CW but I did like the flash until
little fucking mirrorverse until the mirror world or whatever fuck it was
good until that I like the flash sue me I like it it
watchman show is 8.2 on IMDB I feel like sometimes I can't I can't
trust that shit because walking dead stuff listen I love the walking dead I
love it
I love the walking dead or somewhere it's just it's not good I mean it's not
that it's not good it's just not great I don't know
i am about to start the daryl dixon show i'm very excited uh if if i can give you some
advice don't watch the world beyond that shit was fucking ass holy shit i hated that fucking
show. Oh my god. That was so bad. Dear god. I like, I like the Dead City was okay. Yeah,
the Dead City was good, but I realized the only reason why I liked it was because of
Maggie and Negan and then when any other character was on screen and they weren't there, if Negan
wasn't on screen I just really didn't give a fuck. I just realized I just really
did not care if Negan wasn't on the screen. Oh my god! Speaking of Glenn
getting killed, I don't know why Dead City did this but
But in the show, you know, it's Maggie coming to terms with me again, whatever the fuck.
Throughout the show, there's this one particular episode where like Maggie keeps having like
these hallucinations, and she keeps seeing Glenn get his shit kicked in over and over
again, and they keep showing it!
And I'm like, can you please stop?
Can you stop flashing the scene of Glenn getting killed over and over again?
Like, can you please just stop doing that?
Just stop doing it. Just don't do it
And you like not do that
Bro it was crazy and they kept showing it and they showed him with his eye popped out over and over again
And it was throughout the whole episode and I'm just like why do they keep doing this like why are they why are they doing?
Like we get it Maggie's having horrible visions blah blah blah blah blah, but it's like like
Like, can you like, not, how about stop doing that?
How about stop doing that?
How about stop it?
Like, it's getting to the point where it's like, okay,
wrap it up, bro.
Wrap it up, guys.
I just remembered I used to watch a lot of this show,
Prime Evil, when I was younger,
where dinosaurs and ancient animals, insects,
come into our mother-in-law's first-door-son,
they had to deal with them.
I love that shit.
Is that the- I remember the show.
Why did he sound like that though?
But why did he sound like that?
I remember the show.
She never had glory revenge because she never killed Negan because at the end of the second
season it ends with her saving Negan's life and being like we need to work together to
bring about the new world and to fix everything and it's like what what is happening?
What is going on?
Not only that, they gave Herschel a gun, and Herschel had a gun, and it was in front of
Negan, and it was just like, okay, definitely the kid's gonna kill him, nope, nope, the
kid did not kill him, the kid was like, nope, could not kill him for some reason, I don't
understand.
I don't get it, bro.
I don't get it.
And then in the same episode,
Herschel's like, mom, I hate your obsession with Negan.
Blah blah blah, he killed my dad.
Rawr!
And it's just like, you could've done something about it,
but you didn't.
Anybody?
Hello?
It was just like, I can't believe this.
And then it's like, Maggie is about to kill me and it is like, oh, don't act like you're
a perfect saint, Maggie, and I'm just like, what is happening?
Well, this is like, oh my God, so what is it?
Season 3 comes out in July, what's going to happen?
They're going to do the song and dance again?
Or is like, Maggie could kill me, but she doesn't and they become weird frenemies.
They're just frenemies.
I swear to god, it gets weird sometimes to the point where I'm just like, are they gonna fucking...
What's happening here? Are they gonna kiss?
No, they can't because he's married. He's married, he has Annie and he has a kid.
He's married, he has a wife.
What, Negan has a wife, her name is Annie, Negan gets married, yes, he has a wife, and
his wife was pregnant in the final season of The Walking Dead, and he has a son.
Annie, is she okay?
She is okay.
He has a son.
Is the wife crazy?
Uh, no, she's pretty, she's pretty chill.
I think she's pretty chill.
Basically they set it up where it's like Negan basically told her everything about his life
and all the bad stuff he did and he was like, I swear baby, I'm not that person anymore.
She's like, oh he already told me everything about how horrible he was. I I accept him for who he is
That was old world now
Fuckers vibe they had going on mad weird honestly, what's up with showrunners and cooking? I don't know bro. I
Just know that she was she was like I forgive him and and it's fine. I
Forgive him and it's fine, and I was like what?
I'm sorry if I find out that the guy that I'm with
fucking beat the shit out of people with a fucking bat.
I don't know, I'd probably just be kind of like, um...
No...
Maybe...
Maybe...
Maybe we won't be together.
He's a changed man.
Only except he's fucking not, because in Dead City,
they give him a replica of fucking Lucille,
And he starts doing that shit again!
He joins another freaking group and he starts beating the shit out of people again!
And doing crazy shit!
And he's just like...
Bro...
What?
And not only that!
I thought they were setting this up in a way because, like, okay...
So he takes...
He does the whistle thing in Dead City, and then he takes Lucille, and then he's like,
like any meanie you know he does a little song and then Maggie walks in while
he's doing it and I'm like oh surely she's gonna have like a flashback of
Glenn and she's gonna be like I can't believe this motherfucker said he was
gonna change and he's not changing and he's doing this shit again and I thought
in a rage she was gonna attack him and be like rawr I'm gonna kill you and kill
him no that's not what happened she came in and he was like whoa
And she's like, yep.
Whatever.
I was like, what?
So you didn't have horrific flashbacks.
They were setting up all these flashbacks
with Glenn the whole two seasons.
And the second he does that little thing
that he did on Glenn, she didn't have that one flashback.
And she didn't feel some type of way.
What?
I don't know bro, I was just like, what is happening?
What's going on?
But then again, Negan's not eating, you know, he's not the big bad of the show.
It's this freaking crazy woman who bites people and tends to rats.
And I don't know, she like bites people and shit and she listens to like distorted opera
So on a fucking photograph or whatever the fuck that she just called.
I'll be a crazy lady.
Now she's the big bad and she's like insane and it's just like what the fuck is happening?
What's going on?
Yeah she's single.
Oh she's pretty single.
Do you want her to bite off your wiener?
Because it seems like she does that a lot.
bites people when she gets upset. What is that? This woman, her trait is when she gets
angry, she bites people.
Don't threaten me with a good name. Well, we'll see. We'll see what happens when the
Daryl Dixon show comes on. We'll see when I start watching Daryl Dixon. I'm sure it
it'll be great it has Daryl and Carol the goats surely it won't be a repeat of
Dead City where there's shit that happens it just doesn't fucking make sense
and why fucking like the whole show was set up where was just like Maggie finds
Negan and she's like oh I need your help find my son blah blah blah you're the
only one because it's the Croatian guy and he knows you and that's the only way you can
help me find him and he's like sure and it turns out it was all fake because what they
really were doing is setting it up so that Maggie gives Negan over it to the Croatian
guy and the woman because they want him to work for them and they want to basically kidnap
him so that he worked for them and then oh my god and then and then he ends up
working for them because they they're threatening his family and then bag is
like oh no I made a mistake I handed over Negan and I should enough I'm
gonna go rescue him and I'm like what you're gonna rescue your husband's
Murderer!
What?
Cck!
Ha ha ha.
Okay, well.
And then the son is like,
Mom, I hate you, Mom.
And she's like, Herschel, why do you hate me?
And he's like, I hate you, Mom.
I hate you because you love Negan.
Pfft.
And you have this weird relationship with him,
and he killed my dad.
And I don't understand.
you need to let go of your obsession with him,
you're obsessed with him.
And it's like, you're right son,
I'm gonna let go of my obsession with him.
And then they all, for some reason,
they both don't do that.
They both don't do that.
Both of them had plenty of opportunities
to walk away or to kill him or to do anything
other than engage with him and help him.
But they didn't, they just walked in.
We're like, you know what?
We gotta save Negan!
We gotta fucking save Negan, guys!
We're late, but you'll stop beating crap out of people with bat, they aren't even pregnant!
Yeah, they aren't even pregnant!
And like, there's this whole, like, sub-sub-plot where it's like,
The group that Negan was forced to join, like they control New York City and they're able to power New York City with the power of methane gas from all the farts from dead people.
They're like, wow, we've harnessed the power of farts! Dead people farts! And now we can power the whole city! Check out Radio City Music Hall! It's full of lights again! Woo!
It's powered by farts and everything smells like shit around here, but it's fine because it's our farts!
Oh, oh my god, I almost forgot. This is the one thing that like blew my fucking mind dude
chat
The walking dead first off
First off in the walking dead, you all know how the zombies are and there's there's some variant zombies
There are a few variants. Okay
There are a few variant zombies, okay
The second they got to New York, it seems to me like all the fucking zombies power walk.
They're all power walking.
I don't know why all the zombies are fucking power walking.
I've never seen zombies move that fucking fast.
I'm like why are all the zombies power walking?
Is it because they're in New York?
What is happening?
And then, they go into the sewer system of New York because Maggie and Nina are trying,
Maggie, well, okay, they were trying to like infiltrate and whatever and trying to figure
out like the methane situation, whatever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They go into the sewers and all of a sudden Maggie gets knocked down and she gets attacked
by this fucking thing.
This is a variant zombie called the fucking Walker King and I was like, what the fuck is
this?
It's literally zombies stuck together.
And I saw this and I'm like, ain't no fucking way they got different variants now where
it's like, a fucking Walker King and all of the heads are independent, all the limbs move
independently, they're all alive.
They're all alive.
All of them.
And I'm like of course of course only in fucking New York they would have a fucking Walker fucking
Kane they had to add this shit to the show bro they had to add this shit to the fucking show
like what the fuck it's just kink shit bro so I see this and she's like struggling she had the
This guy, this fucking walker king was on her. She had to stab all the heads to kill it because
It was all alive. It was just a bunch of fucking walker stuck together
Resident Evil boss
It does kind of feel like that right?
I'm just saying like I'm like never did I think that these type of variants would exist
But apparently there's like even another variant that I still haven't even seen that I'm waiting to see
But I don't think it appears until like
the
One to live so I still have some some to go I
Still have some to go. Yeah, so it's like, you know how there's a rat king
So for those of you don't know a rat king is basically a nest of rats that have all been
Stuck to each other by their tails
So it's a like a ball of rats and they're all trapped and stuck to each other because all their tails got entangled and
They're they move as like a unit because they can't get free
So this is exactly what happened. This is what it is. It's a Walker King
And it's basically several walkers that got fused together into one Walker
It's real. It's not a myth. It's actually real. You can Google it. It's very sad. It's very sad and very gross
It's very sad and very gross but yeah, these things got like, I don't know bro, this is
like disgusting.
So yes, this is what's lurking around in New York City sewers so if any of you guys are
from New York, be careful because you will run into the Walker King and the Walker King
will come and get you so please be careful against the Walker King.
Please be careful against the Walker King.
For real like how to have- they don't explain it, she just runs into him in the sewers.
She just like happens to run into him and he was like hiding in a pile of bodies cause
like so they basically took like the sewers of New York and they've been using it to ferment
like all the methane and uh it's full of methane.
Basically, New York is full of fucking methane gas now, because of all the dead people and
all the farts.
So they created a fermented zombie soup in the sewer system, and now it's very farty.
New York smells bad in this era, in this strange show.
One spark would blow up there. It's true. It's true.
Good soap! What the...
Well that's the show. I'm done ranting now.
I'm done renting. Oh my god. Sorry. No, I'm not there was there was these characters that like pissed me the fuck
Oh my god, bro
Like I feel like it's been years right it's been years
It's been years since the zombie apocalypse happened you think after 10 20 years people will get their shit together
They don't know what the fuck they're doing, right?
But for some reason, no.
Apparently, like, there's still people
that still don't know what the fuck they're doing
and still get killed in the dumbest way
and they're like, oh, let's do it this way.
And Maggie's like, not this way,
because this is gonna happen.
And they're like, no, we're doing it this way.
And I'm like...
Oh, they're all gonna die.
Pfft.
They're all gonna fucking die.
And they did.
They all died.
They all died.
So apparently there's like this group of people that live in Central Park.
I think it's Central Park.
I think it might be Central Park.
They live in a park in New York.
I think it's Central Park.
And they all wear a bunch of animal skins.
And then when something happens and somebody dies, they cry together in group unison and
And they cry like, AHHHHHH.. AHHHHHHHHH.. AHHHHHH.. AHHHHHH.. and that's their crying ritual.
And I like, oh.
Oh!
Yeah like Midsommar!
Who needs a rat king when we have a squeaky queen?
Heh heh heh, thank you.
Yeah, but it's like, well they're crying like really loud and it's just like, are you guys not afraid like walkers and all that?
Apparently there's big huge concentration of walkers like, are in the middle of Central Park.
And it's like, you're just literally, yeah, you're literally ringing the dinner bell for them.
What are you doing, bro?
How did they not get killed?
Oh, they all died.
Eventually, they all died.
They all died, partly because the walkers were coming and they could have left and survived,
but they all stood there and allowed themselves to get eaten because they wanted to return
to the earth and become one with the earth once again and be dead.
Guys this show is like, this show, I appreciate that they're keeping it going, I appreciate
that in it and it's cool to see the new iterations but there's just so much stuff
that like I'm just like what's happening man what's happening let's have I feel
like the first season of The Walking Dead had so many great horror elements
that one part where Rick is in the house with Morgan and his son and they're all
scared because the mom is outside and she's trying to open the door and the
zombie mom is trying to open the door that she was terrifying the horse in
the sink that was terrifying don't dead open inside
What did TMNT do during the one in the E-Pixel?
Oh my god, they weren't saving the city!
They didn't save the city!
They should have been saving the city!
Hypothesis for Walker King.
Basically one zombie that was not killed fully dropped in the middle of the pile of fermenting zombies melting.
zombie that didn't fully die, THE activates the other fermenting zombies in closest proximity
and so forth.
Oh my god.
You know what?
I like that hypothesis.
The walking dead became weird when humans became, it just became too much about humans
and the horror of humans bro.
I also enjoyed Fear the Walking Dead.
I enjoyed it too but just like with the first show, it fell apart in the end too.
I was just like, well, the first few seasons of Fear of the Walking Dead were so good.
Very fresh!
And then, I was like, what the fuck, am I watching?
What happened?
What do I mean?
Uh, I watched Tales of the Walking Dead.
I like some episodes more than others some of them I didn't like them okay most of them I didn't like
I'm gonna be real I fucking hated that one episode that was like a ghost story and
Like the house was fucking haunted. What the fuck was that?
I was just like that could have been in another show like
What does this have to do with the walking dead bro? I?
I don't know. I didn't like it.
But some of the episodes were okay. And then the world beyond dope, get me started. I fucking hated that show.
I hated it. I was like, bro, I hope all these kids get eaten.
Pfft.
I was like, I hope all these kids get eaten, bro. I hope they all get eaten.
Every single one of them.
It was just like, I don't know man, like, it just, I feel like maybe I just wasn't the
target audience.
Maybe it was, I feel like that show was for like, it was Teenage Walking Dead, it was
Teen Walking Dead, you know?
So it was Teen Walking Dead.
It wasn't for me.
It was for the teens.
Any teens out there that wanted to watch it?
That was a show they had to watch.
It felt like a CW show.
It felt like a CW walking dead.
Oh yeah, the plot with Anne.
Dude, why?
They always do that shit man!
I like the plot with Ann and then they killed her off and it's just like, bro, what the fuck?
What?
Man!
Why they always do that shit?
They always do that shit, bro.
The Walking Dead World Beyond High School Dead Zombie 100.
IZOMBI THROUGH- Hey, I like IZOMBI.
Shut up.
I like IZOMBI.
I like IZOMBI.
Not just because it was a great show, but all of it was a great show, but all of it
was great.
Not just because it was a great show, but also because it had the hottest fucking super hot Rahul in it.
Buh.
Bro, he's hot, bro.
Rahul, bro!
It was- I liked the show, I thought it was good.
Wait, how long was it?
Oh, but- but, I do have to say.
I do have to say.
I loved- I- I liked IZOMBI, but the ending was- pfft- it was fucking not it.
The ending was just like, what the fuck?
Why they do that?
Why they always do that to us?
It was all this time, they always fuck it up, you know?
I can't trust nobody with the show.
You know what? We should just write our own shows.
Pat, we're gonna make up our own show. It's gonna be great.
We're gonna make up our own show. It's gonna be great.
We're gonna make sure that it doesn't flop at the end.
We're going to make sure it doesn't flop and it's going to be great.
Can I be the protag?
Would you like to be the protagonist?
We'll put up a character sheet and you guys can audition for the roles.
You guys can all be the protagonists.
Can I be the mascot Raccoon? You wanna be a mascot?
Can I be a tree? Of course you can be a tree!
Can I be a dumb background character? Of course you can!
Hotboard, thank you for the five gifted subs!
Will Booby die every episode?
Of course he will.
Can I die in the trailer?
Of course you can.
Can I be the guy who lies about his injury
and dooms us off?
Of course you can.
You can be the one.
Can I be the annoying comic relief creature
everyone hates?
Of course you can.
I'll be the sinister background goose 22.
Of course you can.
Can I be the cop one day from retirement?
Of course you can!
You can play boon!
What is directive 8020?
Um, I think we're doing it next week.
Can I play as Iron Mouse?
No!
I'm Iron Mouse!
Actually, you want to be Iron Mouse?
Can I be the mystic lady that gives the protagny 11th hour answer?
Of course you can.
Can I be the one obsessed with drills?
Of course you can.
Maybe patient zero?
Of course you can.
Can I be a beach?
No.
Can I be Iron Mouse's stunt double
who's poorly edited into the show?
Of course you can.
Can I be a character fired Mitch?
Of course you can.
Can I be Matt Damon?
Can I be the guy who likes Club Penguin?
Of course you can!
Can I be a background extra who makes a YouTube video about it afterwards?
Yes! Of course you can!
Can I be a Power Ranger?
No! No, I'm just kidding!
Of course you can!
Can I be the guide voice by Sayu? Get out of here.
Okay buddy, pack it up. Pack it up, pack it up. Pack it up, pack it up.
Pack it up.
Pack it up bros, pack it up.
Can I voice Sayu?
Can I be Alejandro?
Oh you don't want to be Sae, you want to be Alejandro, I see.
I see, I see.
Oh my god, I've been live 15 hours?
Guys, I'm gonna force myself to go to bed even though I don't feel like going to bed.
Can I be the guy that tells the girl he's in love with?
He has something to ask her when he gets back from this super dangerous mission?
Yes!
We were supposed to play more games, but I'm gonna force myself to go to sleep so I can
wake up and then...
Play games.
I'll be back on tonight.
Play games. I'll be back on tonight. I'll be back on tonight. Tonight, uh, after 7 p.m.
I'll be on tonight after 7 p.m., like, maybe around like 8 p.m.
Can I be in show us some on?
What?
Show us some on? Oh, you wanna show us? Sure.
Sure, I'll be on tonight and we'll play more games tonight.
Uh, it'll be solo games tonight, no, uh, no, um, solo gaming tonight, no collabies, unless,
unless I get kidnapped.
Unless I get kidnapped.
What solo?
Solo-lo, solo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo, solo-lo-lo-lo,
So little queen!
Unless... I don't think I'll be a king now though, I'll be fine.
So lolololo.
Unless...
Anyway!
Thank you guys so much for hanging out with me. I love you guys. Thank you for spending time with me.
Oh yes, we have anime fest too. I'm gonna be in... in... in check.
Check, checkie.
We'll be in checkie tomorrow night.
I'll see you guys later.
I love you.
I hope you had fun today.
I had a great time today.
Thank you for spending time with me.
Thank you for spending 15 hours and 30 seconds,
33 minutes of your day and 15 seconds of your day with me
Thank you for spending 15 hours of me and thank you for hanging out and thank you for
Supporting me and see you for being kind and thank you for listening to me rant about stupid stuff
And thank you for listening to me and thank you for blah blah blah and they were bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
And they you love love love love love love love
And I'll see you tonight again
See you
later
be
get to see
right now
Taylor, guys, I'm waving at you and you can't see it.
I'm waving at you with my hand.
Taylor.
Taylor, what's your baby-
WAAAH!
Fuck you!
Taylor.
Taylor.
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