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05-24-2026 · 12h 32m
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Hello! Hello everybody! Hello! I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back and I'm...
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Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello everybody, welcome to the stream it is Saturday
It is Saturday
What's up guys?
How's your day?
What's up guys, how's your day been? Oh, oh look I should have prepared this ahead of time
I should have prepared this ahead of time. I didn't because I'm lazy and I wait for the
last minute for everything and I suck. But uh, HELLO! HELLO! HELLO EVERYBODY! HELLO! WELCOME
ON IN! WELCOME A MOM! WELCOME A MOM! WELCOME TO THE STREAM! IT'S SATURDAY! I woke up late
today. I also did 35 minutes on the treadmill today.
35 minutes.
35 minutes.
Stream was good yesterday. I'm sorry I had to cut things short. Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
How was the rest of the cone off the stream yesterday?
It was so good. I'm gonna show you pictures. It was so good. I'm sorry that I had to cut the stream short, unfortunately. Uh...
My bad. We had tech issues, but we figured out the problem. We figured out the problem. It was not a random...
Well, it kinda was a random event, but like, there was an issue with something that happened with the server,
and it died.
But we're fixing it and it shouldn't happen again.
It shouldn't happen again.
It shouldn't happen again.
So it was good.
We fixed it.
And then after that happened, I ended and I had my panel
and I had a meet and greet and I have to say,
holy shit, I was unaware.
I was unaware that people in Czech, I did not know that people, that so many people
knew who I was.
I was unaware, I did not know.
I was very shocked, even from what I was told, even the people who ran the convention were
shocked.
I think if I remember correctly, they told me that I was the first VTuber that they ever had a peer.
And they were also very shocked.
And somebody that was at the convention, that was at my meet and greet, told me that they were so unprepared,
that there were people standing outside the area and even more people showed up and they couldn't get into the main area.
And I'm very, very sorry.
I'm very sorry that you had to stand outside
It was I was I was extremely shocked uh
Well, I tweeted about it, but in case you didn't see it. This is how like the venue
booked
It was like this and I was like what the fuck I was so shocked
I was like what the fuck?
There were so many people
It was insane
They taught me I got taught some I got taught some some check words. I forgot them all
But I wrote them down in Opal so I'll remember them when I read the paper
is that she does look like good I think she was cosplaying as girl in the
I don't know ahoy I'm not holy I also know the check beers really good
I found out the check beers really good oh my god I'm trying to think they taught
me some bad words but I forgot the bad words I forgot the bad words already
they call me bad words.
I learned more about beat or not.
Also, I found out that there's a game about beat or not,
and I want to play it because it was on my wishlist,
and I was unaware that it was a real place.
I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
I even said it at the panel.
I was like, I did not know that beat or not was a real place.
I just saw it as a video game title,
and I was like, oh, it's a real actual place.
And I was like whoa
But and it's a beautiful place. It's his real. It's a real place
It's beautiful
They also said yes, they said beer is cheaper than water over there
They did say so they did tell me that beer is cheaper than water
And that they have some of the best beer in the world
and everybody was so nice.
I have to say, one of the best conventions
I've ever been to.
I have like a handful that are like the top,
the top, top on the top.
And this was one of the top, top on the top.
Everybody was so nice.
Everybody was so sweet.
We did, they did things a bit differently
where it was the moderator.
So they had like a QR code where you would like scan
with your phone and you could submit questions
that the moderator can ask me.
And that's how they did it instead of people
coming up to talk on the microphone which I thought was really nice but I also
I love it I love it when people come and talk to the microphone but this was
also a great a great way to do it and I liked it and there were so many
interesting different questions and then I also noticed I did the meet and greet
which was also amazing and everybody was super super sweet and super super nice
and and very kind to me and I noticed that okay everybody that came to the
meet and greet had questions they had questions written down either on their
phone or like on a paper like on a list and they would ask me like a list of
questions for the meet and greet and I I've never had that happen before like
most of the time sometimes you'll get people that have questions written down
but a lot of times people just come and they wing it and they they they'll wing
it there's also people that have stuff prepared but this time everyone was
I was prepared.
Everybody was, every single person that came
had questions written down.
And I was like, whoa, what?
I was like, this is insane.
This was like, everybody had questions
and some of them were very nervous.
They were like, I'm so nervous, but I brought questions
and I'm like, it's so sweet.
It's so sweet.
I don't know, I've never had that happen before.
I was like, usually it's just like one or two people,
but this time everyone had questions written down.
And I'm like, whoa.
That was so, it was so nice.
It was so nice and everybody was nice and staff was nice
and they're very excited.
And they said that if I would like to come back next year,
I could and I said yes.
And they also said, would you please do a concert here
next year?
And I said yes.
I guess we're having a concert in Czech next year at Anime Fest.
So if you guys can go to Czech next year, I'll be having a concert there.
Because I already agreed to it.
And I told them that I would. And they're very excited. And I said yes.
I got my Apari sweatshirt yesterday. It's super comfy.
I am Mouse, L.O. Love.
L.O. Love! Love you too! Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you! I'm glad it's comfy. I'm glad.
I'm glad. I was, I was, uh, I was very shocked. Also, somebody told me, they were like,
oh yeah, I'm surprised they put you in this hall. They should have put you in the main hall, because there were so many people. I'm like, this isn't the main hall.
What? This building is so fucking big!
What? This is not the main hall. I was like, what? And then they told us, they told us
that 15,000 people attend this convention every year and it's been going on for over
20 years. So I was like, that is, that is insane. That is insane. This is a beautiful
building I was very happy to be in here the building was very beautiful the
lighting is beautiful it's just such a beautiful it's so beautiful I was just
I was just like in shock and all
I was in shock and all and a lot of people oh look this is this was the view
from the stage hold up let me let me get the view from the stage
I was on a big monitor on the stage also oh my god if anybody attended the
microphone did not pick up the crowd but I was told that the screaming was
insane I was told that the screaming was very loud and the cheering was very
loud and it was very very very loud especially when when somebody asked me
If I would ever do a concert there and I said yes everybody screened really really loud
And then that's when other people from the convention were like
After after my meeting greet was over the director came to be was like we would love for you to have our
Concert here, and I'm like yes
Yes, yes, of course yes, I
Think they were they were very surprised I
I I too was surprised I I'm gonna be out and I even said it I said it at the panel like I was like I thought I
Thought I was gonna go there and it would be like maybe
2050 100 people I was like it'll probably be like 100 people
Clearly I was wrong
Clearly I was wrong
Clearly I was wrong. I was I was clearly wrong
People told me that that that the amount of people that were there surpassed the room and people were like standing like out and I'm like I
Was clearly wrong
I was I was clearly wrong and I and I am honored
I'm honored to be there. I was honored and everybody was so kind and so nice and and I'm so I'm so appreciative
Thank you to everybody who came by to the convention and waited to see me. Thank you for everybody who came to the meeting. Great. Thank you for giving me your time. Thank you.
I know I'm so sorry. The time zones are bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The time zones are bad.
And then we had the meet and greet area which also was very nice.
It was very nice.
So here's Rob standing next to me at the meet and greet area.
He was standing in the square and talking to the microphone.
And he could talk to me.
And I saw you.
I would see you.
And it was very nice.
Oh, also a lot of people brought me wonderful gifts.
Some people brought me handwritten notes.
Some people brought me a cinema roll,
or they brought me other things, or handmade gifts,
or other items.
So thank you to everybody who brought me a gift.
Thank you to everybody who brought me gifts.
I was very kind of you.
I was very sweet.
I was very sweet.
You didn't have to do that, but thank you very, very much.
Everybody was so, was so nice.
I was just shocked, I was just really shocked and everybody was so nice and I had such a great time and it was one of my most favorite conventions I've ever been to.
One of my most, my most favorite, one of the best.
And I hope, I hope they have more VTubers. Oh yeah, I also told them, I also said, because they were like, can you bring more VTubers over?
Like I will try my best to bring more vtubers over I have people specifically asked for for booby and specifically asked for curl
Well, I'll try my best to bring more vtubers with me
Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah, we had some people asked for me to too. Oh, I was surprised
I was like, oh, well, I'll try my best to bring them next time
But yeah, we'll see, I'm hoping that we could bring more VTubers over and there were so
many people that were like, I became a VTuber and I'm like, that's wonderful, I'm so happy
you're living your VTuber dream.
Also, I have to say, some of the questions that were asked were some of the most, questions
that I've never been asked before like random questions that I've just never
never been asked of that that I had to sit there and think because I'm like okay
this is not the usual question that people ask me
it's not the usual questions that people ask me but they're really good and I
enjoyed them I enjoyed them I enjoyed them a lot they asked me about
rebranding like if I've ever thought about rebranding if I could rebrand what
would I rebrand to they asked me oh what else did they ask oh my my mind is
drying a blank now but I know they asked me a lot of interesting stuff because I
was just I remember every time somebody would leave up like I would I would be
like damn Rob this is crazy people asking me crazy stuff
They would ask me my favorite memory, but then they would ask me the time I've been
rage baited the most.
They ask me what was the one time on stream that you've been absolutely angry and I'm
like, oh I would turn and play with Connor, I'm angry.
I think also, if I remember correctly,
there is gonna be a VOD of the panel put up soon.
They recorded it, like they officially recorded it.
So there is gonna be a VOD up somewhere.
I don't know when they're gonna upload it,
but they did record it.
And they also mentioned in the panel that,
because they were like,
oh, what do you have to say to the people watching the stream?
Because apparently, I guess like they're gonna stream it
on their YouTube channel.
they're gonna put it up on their channel.
So it should be, it should be on there,
but from what I hear, from what I understand,
I think some people have already been uploading parts
of the panel.
I don't know, but let me check their channel.
They'll probably upload it once the thing is over.
Once they'll probably upload it in a few days, I think.
Because from what I see, I'm on their channel right now, they literally have playlists full
of like videos from, oh my god, anime fest 2010, 2009, 2012, 2011, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016.
You can really see the evolution of this convention, this is crazy.
2008!
Oh my god, 2007!
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh my god.
That's insane.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Yeah, so I heard that people have been uploading clips and stuff, so that'll be, that'll be
uh, that's fun, that's fun, that's fun, that's fun, that's fun.
It's a pretty popular convention, they have so many people attending every year.
They told me 15k, 15,000 people attended.
So that's insane to me.
Look at all these people, holy shit!
I was just like...
So that was my that was my experience at Anime Fest in Czech and I had a great time and everybody
was super nice and sweet. Well thank you to everybody who came by.
Oh! There's a fan one already! Is it the fool? Is it the fool? Is it four? Is this a piece?
Oh my god! It's literally the FOOL!
Oh my god.
Oh man.
It's me on the big screen!
oh my god i hate listening to myself outside i sound so dumb
Everybody's so nice!
I'm so sorry!
I'm not so dumb!
How did you like it?
I didn't! I love it!
I'm a little sad because I wanted to keep on going, but unfortunately we had tech problems.
Oh my god! I want to be physical!
I want to pop a bridge!
I don't think a lot.
I'm so glad to hear that.
So we will not delay this any longer and we'll start with the questions because everybody's really excited. Are you excited?
YAY!
I kind of leave them screaming right into your ear, but the screaming is really big.
So the first question that I have, and it is actually the section that I was thinking about asking.
This is crazy because the acoustics in this room are insane.
Do you know anything about the Chick Republic? Have you heard about it as a try-up to animus'?
I heard about you, but I don't know anything about you.
And I want to know more because when I was on stream, I was like, I do say hello, and it's a holly.
That's all I know.
Well, thanks about Chick Republic.
Well, I'm not gonna lie. I know of the country. Do I know anything about the country? No.
I don't know anything! I don't know anything! I'm done!
The most important thing for this nation is beer.
Yeah!
Very beer-oriented nation. We are unfortunately, this convention is non-alcoholic.
So, no beer here, right?
I'll see you.
It must be very hard for all the Czech people, for all the Czech people around the world.
They are there, nodding their heads that they are really missing the beer.
Actually, it's cheaper than water beer.
See, they said it is cheaper than water!
Beer is cheaper than water.
So, usually if you go to...
Oh, I love that.
That is really good, but I heard that our beer is one of the best in the world.
Oh, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try. I will try a check beer. I'm gonna be honest, I made
a promise that my first, the beer that I drink, the first beer I had will be a check beer.
I made the promise already. I can't break it now. I made the promise. That's to be a
I do!
I'll take my money right here.
I look upset.
So everyone, send your...
Oh, mommy!
Let's make a decision.
I know something about what I can believe. I know.
I like myself on Eurovision.
I did like the Eurovision song! It was good!
How did they do it? I didn't watch it.
It was like the young guy.
It was Daniel!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Good. I'm so glad to hear that.
We are usually, like, not doing very good at the reveal.
No, I'm not!
Aw...
You're so glad!
Let's go to the next question!
Yay!
And the next question is,
how long looks your average daily routine
when you sleep and when you don't?
Especially if we take in and count your average length of sleep.
Oh!
Well, it's uh, stream and then not stream.
Stream is sometimes 10 or 30 hours, it's a lot, but yeah, I usually just wake up and I start walking on the train.
Oh my god, the fact that you have gotten this far so quickly is actually incredible.
I was just watching Lady Gaga one sequined at a time and you really pulled off a rapid climb just like little Miss Catholic school straight A's.
three times in the last two weeks, staring at you from the point of view of your eyes.
Yes, exactly. It's the best way to fall asleep.
Overworking until you die.
You'll see it right here.
Yes!
So the next question is, what was your favorite game to play alone without people seeing it?
Oh, without people seeing it?
Haha!
Oh, I was hoping for something more juicy.
She wanted juice. Oh my god. It was so funny. Oh my god. Wait, this is where she's like I was hoping for a juicy game
What if I would have what if I would have said cookie clicker, what if I want to say
One time, one.
Cookie Run Kingdom?
Usually played it on phone, the phone once.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Just a big yes, let's give a big shout out to everyone
who screamed, Mystic Messengers.
Shout out Mystic Messengers, shout out 707.
Took away my sleep because we're boring.
Shout out not sleeping for two months
because you were going crazy with the story.
I think there was one joke about sleep lady,
And I made slim lady my username
Meps, you was really a mystic messenger
And eww
Oh, another juicy steamy question
Do you prefer your voice love or your ear love?
Oh
Hold on chat, you're not prepared for this answer
You're not prepared for this answer
You're not prepared
It is a steamy question
Um
The truth will be revealed
It's true. It's true. We're not fighting. We're not gonna... Well, maybe we might be fighting, but it's just the truth.
I used to prefer Yowie a lot, but now I prefer Yuri more than Yowie now.
I think it's like getting old. When you get older, your taste change.
I love it so much. It's my favorite. That was my first cosplayer.
I will read it.
That was my first cosplayer.
Back in the day, old days.
My son.
Days of old.
Yeah, definitely.
It's awesome.
There's a good question. How are you so cool?
How do you do it?
Me!
What does it say?
We need the secrets.
You know, so we can also know.
I'm just as small as you.
I'm not cool.
You talked to one of my friends in the artist's alley and she almost died afterwards.
Oh my god.
It was the artist that we met.
Oh my god.
She was screaming, crying.
She's your big fan.
So shout out to Shinji if she's listening.
Oh my god.
It was it.
Oh my god.
She is going to kill me now.
She is so sweet.
I will maybe survive it.
What's your favorite food?
Oh, my favorite food?
I like, I really like, um...
I like Cheerios.
I love them a lot.
Cheerios?
Yeah, that's my favorite food now.
The circle ones?
Yeah, little circle ones.
Never heard of that.
They don't like it.
They don't have Cheerios!
I was looking around the convention.
Well now we know!
We can get to see!
We are giving the steps to be cool.
Who they?
I'm guessing it's just not a popular cereal.
It's not a popular cereal.
We're gonna bring him back.
We're gonna make it popular everywhere around the world.
I just want to be at Paris.
The second thing I wanna do is to get to know him.
I'm gonna go to Paris.
I'm gonna go to Paris.
I promise. The second I can drink it, we will work on that.
We will work on that.
There was my beer promise!
To start bringing or corrupt savings, be able to watch, like, or even become v-tubers
with your successful track record, you must have a secret to clean.
Well, I believe that there's a vtuber for everyone.
If you don't have much to read, there's another vtuber that has something that you might want to do.
That's true!
There's so many different kinds of people who are out there that make different things.
Some do things in art, some do things, some just play a little game, some do big productions,
but everybody does something different. And I feel like there's something for everyone.
So if you didn't find your vitro barillette, you have to try more.
I hope it's me.
Just like, check here.
Yes!
Yes!
So we have next question.
What was your favorite game?
I love it, me!
What do you like to play with friends?
Oh, with friends!
Okay.
I like to play League of Company a lot.
A lot of people that watch me know that I play League of Company for like nine months straight and then we'll just stop playing it.
I was a falcon, and now it's not clean, but I think that one has to be my favorite one.
Troll. Troll. Listen!
I've heard the most terrible thing.
Well, bring it back, bros!
Well, bring it back. Well, bring it back. Well, bring it back, bros.
And people, and what? And all of the kind swaps?
and everything.
They are sad through and through.
They are sad all around.
And if that was true,
what was your first thought when you were invited as a guest to Anaheim Fest,
and why was it what it had to be?
My first thought was,
people don't do it right there. What?
Do you guys do it?
Do you guys do it?
To guide the back, yes we do.
Yeah, I think they know. I think they know.
I was at work when I heard that the wolf would come to anime fest.
I heard it way before everybody else, because I don't know.
And it stood at my workplace. They knew who you were, so...
Everybody! It's the people at her job!
I'm going to start crying.
Please don't. Please don't.
It makes a happy noise as soon as I approach the camera.
About the copyright, you don't really think about it.
Sometimes when you're sitting down at the computer and you're online and when I'm streaming,
I don't really think about those people watching from another country or another part of the world.
And you don't really think about that.
At least I do, I just think, oh, there's just a lot of people that are just spot on me sometimes.
But I never stop to think about, oh, where are they from and what do they do in their lives.
That's why it's very nice and it's very interesting to come to conventions because they get to meet people with all lots of life and see all the people that take time out of their days to see me.
So thank you for watching and making time for me.
Awww, I'm sorry because I already comply, so please calm down.
Let's go, let's go to a better question. That's going to be better.
How are you today? We are going to be happy.
I'm really happy because I'm here!
Yay!
We have any more specific questions?
Oh, this is very...
This is with Marco Viggo, and gave up being here by any indication
They love Marco!
Or more opera-oriented content
They love Marco! Marco!
They love Marco and sing more, that's only wonderful
Yes
So we do have a...
That's another thing, I had a lot of people come up to me and talk to me about opera
when they came to my meet-and-greet, and that was very refreshing
Those were very nice. I like that sound.
They like opera a lot.
You might have heard about her or some of her songs.
So if you ever wanted to cover her.
Oh yes, she recommended a song.
May I suggest a little thing called Rusalka?
Rusalka, she recommended a song, Rusalka.
Rusalka.
Rusalka? Rusalka, yes.
Oh, Rusalka, alright.
Thank you. See, see, guys, I am doing my own...
I wrote it down.
...contents.
It's a famous Czech opera.
I wrote it down because I want to look into it.
Yeah, they are laughing because everybody knows that.
How do you say I love you in Czech?
Oh, okay.
Why aren't they saying it in Slovak?
So we have a country that we were one country with for a long time,
and we have very similar languages.
So Czech and Slovak is super sick.
We understand each other.
It's just slightly different.
So in Czech, you want to say I love you to the people here,
or to one person, to everyone?
It's Milivás.
Milivás.
And for our Slovak audience, I think it's Miljem Vos.
Miljem Vos.
Ah, Miljem Vos.
So this is going to be international.
It's literally almost the same language as Serious Vos.
People told me that the pronunciation was pretty good, and I was like, what?
I need to meet him. I want everyone to see this moment.
Well, I can't talk to the next question. It's about your biggest rage moment.
The Rage Moment!
So, I got a bit scared of it at last.
Do you look a darker?
Oh, my biggest rage moment.
Anytime I'm playing games with Conor, I'm fine.
I'm going to have a ballpark.
I really hope that he's not watching us.
I'm going bald playing with him. I'm going bald. I'm going bald.
Would you say it's to his face?
Yes.
No, then that's hand-keeping. Let his breath be fine.
Of course I would!
So, so...
He told I told him. I told him I'm mad.
You will absolutely see some people writing it to his chest.
Yes.
How did that happen?
Let him know that I said this.
You heard him here first.
I don't care.
Do it.
I hope you have a good question and I'll do it again.
I wish I could have taken the advice of not over the key and hosting more and doing it sooner
Because for a while I was worried about singing and sharing singing online
and I was worried but then I got over a fear and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah!
Were you very self-conscious about this?
Yeah, yeah.
About this?
It's true! I was!
Yes, because I hadn't sung for a long time because I felt very sick and it was my voice
And when I was in that, I thought, oh, surely, I can't seem to say what I used to see, and I used to feel bad.
But I got over it. And I also got horrible stage fright, so I was afraid to sing on the stream.
And I wish I would have done it to her in that regard.
And does this singing kind of something like writing by simple? Like something you never forget?
Because you're a trained, you know, you're a classically trained singer.
Yeah, yeah, it is kind of like that. And when you always remember,
I just did not have confidence so I had to be afraid but it's okay now.
I've heard your opera stuff and you can hear the trading right?
You can hear the trading while you sing.
Is that correct?
Change your pronunciation to the fire?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, I have people.
There are people that like seriously were like, oh yeah, analyze your song.
Oh my god.
So nice, nice chat. We'll continue watching this after we have a collab with my beachy
bed friends now. We'll watch more later. We'll watch more later. I hope that's okay.
I hope that's okay. We're gonna play gambling. But I had oh my god. I had so much fun at that
Convention it definitely was one of the best conventions I've ever been to I
Loved it so much and everybody was so sweet and everybody was so kind of woke we'll keep on watching the rest of it later. I
Hope it's okay that we watch it on stream. I didn't ask but
I'll shoot somebody a message
Hello
No, um
Do you think you would do a good job at acting like if you were like someone's just like you have to cry in this scene?
Do you think that you could just like?
Yeah, like not even
Not even like you don't maybe not even like tears do you think?
Do you think you could actually I don't know if I could cry on command
I don't know if I could do tears. I could definitely probably like really like
You know like really get like choked up, but
Okay
Okay, all right
No, I take like serotonin pills. I don't think I can cry anymore. I'm not allowed
She's not allowed to she can't feel sad. Oh, you're banned from crying
Ban from it
Ban from crying
That's how are you?
I'm good
Yeah, I'm eating yogurt. Oh
Nice. Oh, you're younger for yogurt male. Oh
Wow
You're like those yoga boys I've been hearing about.
Do you know about your mom?
Yeah, he's a yoga boy.
Okay, calm down.
I'm more of like a yoga boy but with added oath.
Added oath?
Yes.
I love the extra green.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
I guess I should probably get the game like are you a yogurt male a yogurt male
yeah you sent it at a specific time stamp too
Oh yeah, that's the best part. Oh no, I timed it wrong.
Okay, do I go to the beginning?
Oh no, go to the beginning, go to the beginning. I timed it wrong.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
I
Wow
It's so good, I feel like he's feeling inspired now. I think so
This is a little something in me
Would you say would you say earlier sure you don't need therapy and now you're watching this?
This is my therapy.
That's pretty cool.
I don't need therapy, but I'm not better than my unlocking my inner yogurt male ASMR.
Dude, you want to know something fucked up, literally like two days before we ever saw
this video.
Croc?
Like we were hanging out with Croc in LA and she came up with the term as an adult.
People call you a boy.
It was perfect for the convention.
I can't help myself.
Oh my god.
own food kind of vibe like yeah little
yogurt boy came fucking chew your own
food like because you just that much of a
fucking baby that's what I thought you're
getting at when you said hey are you like
a yogurt boy I'm like well
after we got back I fucking see that
video cuz Papa fucking linked it to me
and I'm like what the fuck is this
I'm gonna listen to this every morning
every night you have to let it inspire
God oh I'm so excited for that I'm sure
it's buff wants to share a space with
yogurt mail yes I do I can't wait I'm sorry that's okay I'm sorry yeah in what
way okay candy let's hear your thoughts when I watch when I'm watching this and
the voice like modulated like a little wave form goes it looks like it's like
he's throat like he's yodeling
what if the yogurt's like
what if the yogurt's like getting stuff in his throat so he's like talking he's like
I love yogurt
yeah out of the corner of my eye
it's like a little throat it's like wobbling
yeah
sexual
uh
sorry
wait hold up
take it back
what was that
what is it
in the video
I am a lone wolf. I am alone. Get to decide what yogurt flavors are subjectively fast.
Yeah, you're going to be alone tonight because you're going to be sleeping on the couch to keep saying that, so that's what's-
It's Key Lime and Pe- Key Lime and Peach!
Ew!
Listen, he likes banana and yogurt fast.
Mmm. Mmm.
I don't want Key Lime. I don't want banana or- or vanilla.
I have no friends and that gives me strength
dude that's like Connor on my fucking Tomodachi life that's literally what he said to me he
was like I have no friends I want to talk to somebody and I was like well that sucks
maybe it's because of what you did to him
Okay, as a man, he deserves to be there.
Deserved.
As a man, he has where he wants to be.
Leave him alone.
As a man.
I love you.
I love you.
I love everybody in this call.
Oh, she was mean to Connor.
Yeah.
That's why I mean them.
You know what?
I love you.
I get praised for it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I'm gonna praise for it.
My beautiful wife.
God.
I love everybody in this call right now.
Aw.
To...
I'll call you a big ol' sweet.
And I'm happy you're here, because you're always...
Okay, Kimmy.
Not with me.
A good bit?
What?
You said I love everyone just calling I left.
You just say the word, we're here.
can't get rid of us. Yeah, you're kind of stuck. I would never. Um, side note, my mom
bought me a Karomi phone charm chain thing. She bought herself a cinema roll one and she's
like, it reminds me of Mouse and I was like, who taught me this? What the fuck do you get
this noise? Yeah, what the hell? That's so cute. Dude, your mom should come play with
Yeah, what's your mom's address?
You have my address.
I'll try to get her into Minecraft, but she just associates Minecraft with parkour storytime videos.
No, she doesn't like them because she thinks that it looks dumb as fuck.
dumb as fuck I hate that I'm like okay
watch this one of the grand reels
oh that's how she knows she knows about you guys she knows all about
try wanting to fuck dragons dad's she knows how really oh awesome
nah well sorry
nah I'm fine and my sister thinks buff is hot and she constantly tells me that
you're constantly
okay well she's not wrong I did flare were there what I was gonna call that one time
She has a boyfriend, guys.
I'm not in.
She has a girlfriend instead.
Yeah, but I'm not in.
I think she's twin.
I think she'd let go of him for you.
Guys, I'm back in.
My sister and my mom, both on record are like men.
I wish I was into women so I could just go be a lesbian
like in Queensland.
I'm sick of men and I'm like,
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
in like in Queensland I'm sick of men and I'm like you could you could I don't
know yeah I'm like is soon you guys got like a week so like wait what I'll have
a set right by month I'll sit them down yeah sit them down just be like mom sis
munchin ain't that bad put your hands together yeah you can take the strap
You just like basically the same
Just like there's like 2026 babes this option true true
Anyway guys
Yeah, that was that was fun. That made me think of like earlier today
We were doing a walk around at Momo con and someone came up to like us because it was like all of each you on and they were like
Oh, it's the gay parade
I was like, hey guys, I was like, yeah, that's us.
We had multiple people, multiple people were like,
oh, I worked out that I was gay, like my sexuality
because of you guys were like, oh, that's so much.
That is really sweet.
That is really sweet.
I also love the part where, so earlier we were doing
a meet and greet and before a person came up,
the guy who was doing the handling was just like,
hey, don't ask any inappropriate questions or anything.
And immediately the person said,
Who is the biggest penis in Vichy Dolls?
It's just the biggest dick.
Just immediately.
It was just like, uh-uh, no, I have questions to ask.
Oh, and then also they had like a Swifty shirt on, which is awesome.
Yes, then they had to pick it up with a T-shirt.
It was literally like a T-shirt.
It had like a three-wolf T-shirt.
Yeah, it was like Swifty's face and it was like in the three-wolf T-shirt style and then
we were like, who is that?
She was like, it's my girl, Swiftie.
Hi, wee.
There's Molly.
Rose, you can join the collab thing.
Yeah, both.
Oh.
And it should give you a little thing to be like, notify your followers.
Rose, you know how to do this.
Click the link.
I see it.
Never mind.
I'll cut this out.
Girl, you got this from like an adult?
You got it?
You can click that link.
I'm like, oh.
What do you got it?
There.
Did I do it?
It sounded like a toy chainsaw buff and you said that.
Yeah!
I can tell it's me.
Yeah.
I did it.
I made it.
I entered.
Nice.
God.
Right.
Wait.
Is anybody else in this call going to be playing boons, vintage stories, or are we all not
doing that?
No.
What is a vintage story?
I don't know.
Imagine Minecraft a really, really hard fuck that.
No.
I mean sorry.
No, thank you, Candy.
No, thank you.
I wasn't invited.
Me neither.
I thought we could just ask him.
Come on.
Yeah, I wasn't invited.
He didn't invite me.
I'm sure if he could, he would.
I think he told me to specifically not come.
What?
He would never say that.
He would.
He's desperate for people to go on there.
It's scary and he wants everybody to suffer wait. Why is it scary? Oh, it's it's very very hard minecraft
Yeah, it's it
I couldn't honestly. Yeah, I was good Rose. I think yeah
I'm sure you could it just it just it's got a very steep
like basic like basics like you can't break certain things with your hands you
need copper to do get stone it's just like very no it's way more
incremental okay I can take it I believe you and it is really easy to play
though like in terms of getting into the several because it they automatically
downloads the mods yes I am I feel like the way that I'm hearing about this is
the way that people were describing Warframe initially to me and then I
played warframe like oh this isn't even that bad like this isn't hard this isn't
mmm candy your paws makes me think it actually is difficult oh it's you know
like horror Minecraft packs where it's like they're just spawn a bunch of
enemies all the time and they constantly try to kill you and you're just trying to
it's that plus like it's got so okay with crafting you have to like get a
a rock and then pick a template of what the rock you want and you have to put it down
on the ground and then you have to like chisel style cut up the shape and then attach that
to a stick.
So it's not like you go on to the crafting table and then it's like all of the crafting
is broken down into much smaller stages and you have to like do that anyway.
I told you to join it because it's got chiseled.
I told you.
and then you
Isn't this just camping?
It just sounds like camping
Oh, ew
Why she's asking?
Yeah, it sounds like real life camping
Yeah, it does, which is kind of gross
I would say though, buff, it does
It has
You can't sell me on it
Like, here, like, I'm like
You're like a Jordan or a salesman to me
Buff on my regular Minecraft
I'm almost mine this time
Yeah, this is like you knocking my door and being like,
do you like anything?
And I'm like, no.
I'm like, close to the door.
You like anything.
You like this.
That's true.
And I'm like, no, thank you.
It's very, it's got like really strongly aligned classes.
So some people, like I picked something that's purely just,
I stay at base and I build and that's all I do.
And then there's other classes where it's like,
I just go out and I kill stuff.
In case you want to.
Yeah, so like you don't,
It's way more based in like having a little village
and everyone having jobs and like that part,
that's really fun.
Like you really have to work as a team and work together.
Okay.
Can I do that?
I got a job.
I don't wanna dig for stuff.
Oh, wait real quick.
Oh, you know, mining.
Yo, Wolf, thank you so much for giving out a sub to Fartwiener.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
It's funny because we met Fartwiener today.
Rose clocked Fartwiener walking up to our panel
because we had a little camera that we could see.
And keep in mind, our panel was in the main area
of Momoka, not a closed room, a very open room.
And Rose is on loudspeakers and just goes,
oh my God, are you Fartwiener?
I'm scared of him.
Look, where's Stoots?
He would turn out dressed to be very, very else.
Very daft, Fartwiener, yeah, it looked really good.
Dude, it was like in the middle of the convention.
but I also was like squealing over cosplays
when we were running around,
like forgetting they could hear us.
So what do you want from me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone could hear us.
Like more than one cosplay I whipped their head around
cause you're just like, I just thought they were cute.
Oh yeah, and then I, they are cute.
And then I came back and I went pee,
and I was like, oh my God, sorry, I had to pee.
And it was like on the big speaker
and some woman like turned around just like, what?
Why does a stupid computer have to pee?
Thank you to I Only Follow Bottoms for coming to say hello and calling me a bottom, that's
really funny.
Bottom is a position not a fucking status.
Yes.
I think that account falls, Rose, right?
Someone that only follow tops follow me trying to rage bait me and then I lectured them about
what a top was versus a dominant and they were very humbled and I was like, that's what
you get.
Oh my god.
I could be on the bottom.
What?
I love your eyes. I'm so interested.
Yeah, you could.
No.
No.
Did you say I could be on the bottom?
What the fuck is that?
What are you talking about?
Candy, you would be taking her down.
You can't do it.
Don't take away my job.
Yeah, Candy.
You're just an umbrella of like, you know what I'm saying, so I mean like, you're just, that presumes things.
Iron Mouse's position is bottom, that's my favorite thing.
Making everything for me!
Dude, I actually love Cinderella. I'm the demon queen now.
But shouldn't you be happy that Candy's trying to take things away as a brat?
That's true.
Because I didn't fight that.
Yeah.
I secretly like it.
I'm a brat now.
I'm certainly loving this.
Brat Club.
The Brat Club.
Yeah.
I love making people's lives difficult.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oops.
No.
I'm too accommodating.
I want to gamble!
I always said Candy is the most annoying thing I've ever done.
Candy wants the gamble
Candy NEEDS to gamble
I think there's in-game mic
Can we use in-game mic?
Yeah? Okay, I'll get mine
Let me make sure mine is in-game mic
There is a guy in-game mic
Can you get your shit together, Candy?
My poops are great, thank you for asking
We're all buried together
We're clean
Yeah kiddie lock it, arse is lock it.
Can you lock in?
Who?
Lock in.
Lock in.
Oh should we play Vulcan?
No I did the top one.
I did top 12.
Are you feeling like he didn't know I never feel like him?
What if you say no, what happens?
That's what I said, I said no.
I got an achievement.
He called me a coward.
Oh, that's- well, I- I literally didn't know because I never- I'm never lucky. My luck is horrible.
That's right.
I want a gamble.
Holy fuck, it's so loud!
How loud?
How loud? What the fuck is-
It called me a coward.
Who's doing the lobly game?
I can do it, I can do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ooh, my little grippers.
Ripper out. Yeah, I got a little gripper.
Yeah, okay, okay.
I'm feeling lucky always.
Shed help gamble hotline.
Wait, that's actually on it.
Oh, wait.
Wait, I lost. I said are you feeling lucky?
And I said yes, and then I lost and it closed the game on me.
Oh my god!
When I did it, it was the only time I thought it was always you.
No?
Well guess what I'm...
Okay, no that's fine.
I'm feeling like lucky.
You can fight to game.
I am feeling lucky.
Oh my god, buff pop and fighting.
And then inviting.
Yeah!
I'm gonna do that in my field.
Oh my god, look at you.
Can I have a surprise?
She looks like a nude hamster.
twice yes I know why do you guys hear me now you guys don't hear me twice no I
do not oh you're yellow I'm little yes I can hear you yeah oh here's the
colors. Oh yeah you can dye yourself in the bathroom. Oh wait. Oh my god I have to pal.
Yeah? Yeah? I'm gonna. Oh shoot. Here it is. Can you gotta. I just joined. I don't know.
Oh it'll probably be available in the store. What? In the store over here you have to buy
store but it's not at the store yet but the items change every day you can
offer a word you can roll but it spends tickets to change the items
wait if I change the thing we're looking at does that change it for everybody
Or is it against us?
I'll have a mustache.
I'll have a mustache or a beard.
A mustache?
I'm gay.
Oh, I know.
Yes.
Oh, beard.
Oh, my gosh, look at you.
Oh, that's so you.
Yes.
Oh, look at this crown.
So, like, these are all I can take.
You buy it for tickets, yeah.
So, we can take it, like, every round.
Oh.
And then like if you want more tickets, you can sell your body parts
I want the bunny you'll be a little chicken no get the bunny has not in the story yet
We can roll re-roll to see if it pops up
Okay, wait, where's my crown that I just got?
You have to like go next page. I think you'll be in packs
Next page.
Crown!
Oh!
I have crown.
How'd you get a crown? I bought the crown.
You bought a crown.
Wait, I think you unlocked the crown.
Wait, have a phone.
Oh, you got it?
You put it in the bi-section, right here.
Oh, we have money, baby.
Actually, honestly, I think they're going to cut the call that I would have chosen.
I think we share money.
Give it to me.
Candy loves vintage story.
AHH PURPLE!
What?
Yeah, well I like the history, why? What do you ask?
I'll probably play it soon.
Go on a little bit.
Yeah, well it's on.
Yeah, he was on and he didn't even come say hello.
I'm gonna kick his ass.
That's true.
Look at your horse.
Oh.
Man, now, come here.
Yeah?
You see this?
What's that?
You got that.
Wait, where'd it go?
Goblin.
These nuts.
Whoa, look at this guy.
Good.
Click it.
That thing's going to charge for it.
Oh, it's a horse.
Oh, it's a horse.
Look at that.
It's a horse.
It's a horse.
It's a horse.
It does.
It's a horse.
But I had yogurt.
Are you like, how much have you played this?
I only played it one time.
You're always like, KIDDIT OUT in these games.
Oh.
I go crazy
You played a long time
Oh wait
Oh you can do a tall hat
You need to buy it
Over here
Oh yeah
Then press buy
Now you bought it
No no no you have to put it on
You gotta search for it in hats
Go next page by clicking on the mirror
Oh
Oh wait this is a crime
Just put all my life savings on straight.
Whoa, obstacle course! Yeah.
Ouch.
I've played Guild Wars 2.
Oh, I've played Guild Wars 2, too.
No!
I didn't like it.
Oh, I loved it. I put the crap out of it.
I feel like...
those types of games are sometimes hit or miss for me.
Oh god, I get it, but to me how the fuck do you go up the ladder really brings the game for me?
And I know this is very superficial and stupid
Cosmetics like if things don't look a certain way for me
I just can't play it and I didn't like the aesthetic of the old wars to oh my gosh
And they also like the holidays
It's the same reason why I try to get into warcraft, but I can't cuz like
I like it, like it was fun, but it wasn't like my type of pretty.
Yeah, I getcha.
I wanna walk off, you know, it's like a very specific chunky style.
I did it!
Oh!
I got an achievement.
Yeah, cause I did it.
Oh, you did it.
Nice.
You're at through the prizes, actually, you guys can get it.
That's why I like Black Desert.
I guess I'll die.
Yeah.
You got it.
What is it?
I like Black Desert.
Guess I'll die.
What is it?
Where is he?
They're over here.
Oh shit! Big Hong!
Big Hong!
This guy from the marshmallow dude.
Oh shit don't hit him no
Oh my god, it's noise
Wait, you're saying give me up listen. Oh
You're looking mighty fine partner. He said I was looking mighty fine. You are looking mighty fine
That's a bomb room.
Uh, that's a guy from, um, Sombra.
I want to bring him everywhere. Can I bring him everywhere?
Oh, a ping-pong!
He's a jihad!
You're looking at that.
Oh, yeah, we can get power-ups in here, too.
We can.
And there's, like, power-ups to, like, hopeless gamble veteran here.
Oh!
That's pretty good.
Wait, there's one that's good for you.
That's pretty good.
Increase profit nearby by singing.
Oh!
You fucking nailed it!
I could!
Damn!
I'm just gonna let you guys just fix your arm enough.
So, when you don't want me to pick you up, you go to this, you go to this machine over here.
Right, you just pressed off.
And you can still your arms, your legs, your eyes.
What the fuck?
You can be a chicken nugget if you want.
How does that impact gameplay?
Well, if you get rid of an eyeball, you can only see out of one eye.
So you kinda see like, it's like dark on one side,
then if it's your mouth, you can't talk,
so you can't communicate with other people,
they just hear you muffled.
And if it's your body, you're only ahead,
so we would have to carry you.
And then-
Oh, my God, that's insane.
I'm like the chicken nugget.
I don't wanna be a chicken nugget, I wanna be rich.
You can be rich and not have to be a chicken nugget.
That's what I want, girl.
I need that.
Let's get Rich's foot,
and gamble all the money for everything he does
yes
and that's when I know what we think
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
and then we can buy all the shit we want
what the
oh!
why?
why are you going in there? don't get shredded
no, no, don't shred yourself
I wanna shred myself
no!
where is the door?
You're just-
Oh my god!
Dude, you just caught your pee.
You get shredded too, or is this me?
I don't know! Do it again!
Ow! Yes, I also got shredded.
That's okay, you can get it back.
Step out.
How do I get it back?
Now, press I.
One time.
Press.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, that's great.
Okay, I'm glad I can see that.
Just like your pupil comes, like it looks like a,
do you see, you see how it,
I'll use the microphone.
You're like, I have like aerial of eyes.
Who has aerial of eyes?
I guess I have.
I'm just getting like the buff,
buff has like puffy nipple eyes.
I'm not, is there a, why is it a compliment?
What?
Can you guys remind me to take my nipple pierced
for my surgery?
I have to take them out.
I'll remind you, I'll call you.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm going to forget.
I'm literally going to forget.
I'm going to text you every day to remember to take them out.
Thank you.
Wait, where'd you guys get fucking smokes?
Out of my ass.
Can I have one out of your ass?
Yeah.
Yeah, grab one.
Grab them.
Where do I grab it?
Out of her ass.
Right out of my ass.
Right out of my ass.
Literally out of your ass?
Right out of my ass.
Right out of your ass.
Oh my god, what's happening?
What is this?
What is this?
We got an accident.
Have we got it?
I activated it by accident, but I didn't mean to.
I'm just saying, I hope this works after, uh, basically, when I sing into this microphone
and we're gambling, it increases profits of people winning.
Oh shit.
That's awesome.
It was it!
AHHHHHHHH!
Oh.
That's okay.
We're gonna get charged.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna put it in the car.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna put it in the car.
Oh my god.
It's about to split that awesome horse.
Oh, wait, I have to buy it first.
No wonder.
I forgot.
Alright, I forgot I have to buy it.
That's a lot of money.
Gamble?
Gamble?
It's time.
I want a gamble.
I never gamble before.
I want a gamble.
I'm sorry, I'm missing an eye.
I'm sorry, I'm missing an eye.
I have one of those not in this game.
Whoa!
I sacrificed myself.
Why?
Is it building a mystical place?
Are you that poor?
Well, I got rid of my eyeballs so I could get the microphone.
Oh, cool.
I think it's worth it kind of.
okay for our profits oh I figured it out I found the cigarette in my ass is the
microphone in the car I want to go get married
hey guys I forgot the microphone so in truth I did waste money right what
waste my eyeball do this is I don't know I want to get in real life how do we do
Oh the day ends in five minutes. What do we do?
Time to gamble.
Oh!
Start winning.
Oh.
Oh, we have 1K.
And it's all shared between all of us, so be careful.
Oh, 150 spin.
Oh, it showed the high bidder.
Oh, my ass is fat.
I have a fat ass and I like to shake it,
or I might shake the fat ass,
I'm shaking my fat ass.
And I'm having a great time shaking my fat ass
at the club,
and I'm fat ass and I'm shaking it
at the gambling club,
and I gamble every night,
And no one ever questions me because I haven't finished my account.
Wait, I'm done.
Give me another hit.
Yeah, I already won $100.
This is when I would leave.
I already won money.
Oh, okay.
Well, holy shit.
I have to, like, put...
Give me another one.
I don't even know how to play.
I don't think you know how to play.
Oh, there it goes.
I had to select it and then put it on something.
Oh, I see.
Did I get it?
I didn't get it.
I'm from minor bonding.
for my nirvana
it's a slot machine
alright, let's see
what's that music?
fuck me up
oh, slot machines
uh oh, guys
i hate to break it to you
hell yeah
this is my nirvana
shut the fuck up, please
It's good, it's good, it's good, because now the game thinks that we're playing bad, so it's going to go easier on us, check it out.
That's not how that works!
Watch it out!
It's going to know, it's going to know!
Candy!
It's going to know!
I don't think it's going to know.
Oliver.
I got it, I got it, I got it, hold it.
Oh, I can't even spend it.
Oh, how do you even spend it?
Yeah, see if I just keep doing all this.
Candy, this is fun.
Woo! I want a dollar!
Woo! I want a dollar!
Uh-oh.
I won $17!
Yeah!
I lost the dollar!
I lost the dollar!
$21?
Right, I'm still lucky.
Uh oh.
Wait, we're out of money.
Tell me just how.
I think I broke it.
No, we're not.
No, I didn't.
Yeah!
Uh oh.
I
Got our vtubers in our right guys
Those girls that like do like the thing and they like touch the screen are like
Alright, I think we need to do an experiment.
Make money, make money.
I think there's the ball.
I want to get to the second stage, because there's Plinko in the second floor.
Oh, no! Get there! Somebody's spending all the money!
Candy!
How do we get money?
Candy, we're gonna get murdered now.
How many? We have no money.
What are we gonna do?
Candy.
You're negative like almost a thousand dollars
You and Rose negative
I want $27
Really bad luck
I thought you stand there with your pants on like
I didn't do anything
I think we have to wait to die
See Candy now we're gonna die
Well, I just wanted to see what it was like to feel good to vote big.
What was it like candy?
I gotta go get it next time.
You got zero balance!
Oh no, I lost an eyeball.
What do we do?
Oh god, we have to walk the walk of shame.
Do we die?
Embarrassing.
I think so.
We gotta go back home.
Well...
That's...
Yeah, they deserve that.
A little.
That's for day one.
Okay, great.
Wow.
We're poor!
Candy.
Oh my god, Candy.
That was like immediate.
Torrent.
That was like incline down.
That was immediately
Immediately, this is negative.
That was so bad.
Risking for the biscuit!
The, uh, the, uh, the...
Well, guys, I'm gonna get you to the end of the road.
I'm gonna fucking die.
Hey, guys.
I think so.
Come on, you can go back.
I'm gonna have to dig my own grave because of you.
Well, come on in, it feels great.
This is sad, sad.
This is, listen, I, listen, I have a problem.
I feel this business
What can I live?
Can we live?
No
Can we be
but we apparently
we're sure in past
What's the price?
Jesus
Kisses
Well this backhand is crazy
But no, we need to fucking die
Why?
Yeah
I would have needed to see this
Candy's like, isn't it awesome that we learned how to die together?
We don't need it, we don't need it, we don't need it
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can!
We can!
Holy shit!
Oh, it's really nothing!
It's really nothing!
Buddy wins!
Oh, that's cool!
We did great, guys!
We did so good!
We look best!
Who says?
Eee, eee!
We're kind of really good at gambling
I
Hope her hardly know her
This time I'm not doing my eyes
Yeah, that's right for this. Wait, how do you sell your eyes? I went into the machine and cut my eye out
You can also sell your body
Wait, where do I sell my body?
In that machine over there. Oh shoot
I might need that if they have the bunny ears.
I bought a dog.
I might need that.
Do we all get that?
Yeah, we do.
Clothes. Isn't that cool?
Oh, look, they have pink hands.
Yes!
I want this candy necklace.
Oh, that's so cute.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Oh, there's another dog collar! There's two!
Oh, that one's cute too.
Wait, upstairs?
Yeah, look at that. There's purple.
Oh, candy necklace.
Yeah, this is kind of Scooby-Doo Corp.
Oh, this is a kid. Ah, a kid!
This is security.
Wait, do I get that mustache or do I just hallucinate the mustache?
I think I just hallucinate the mustache.
It's a facial hair.
And why aren't you cool?
Was that a goofy guy that?
Yeah.
I want that.
Oh!
Oh yeah, now.
It's time!
Yeah, I'm ready to gamble.
You're not gonna lie.
I'm not a little missed.
Yeah, I'm ready to gamble.
Let's play it a freaking gamble.
Yeah, I'm ready to gamble now.
You're ready to freaking gamble.
I got my little candy in place and I'm ready to go.
I'm ready.
Check this out.
What is it?
Do you like my fit?
Very cute.
Oh my god, we match.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, I'm Liddy's.
What are you going to give him?
Daddy said that I can go give him.
Nice.
I look like a used car salesman.
I thought you were going to say used car salesman.
Yeah, he definitely looked used.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Okay, let's do it.
Yeah.
yeah
accessories
you are swag outmassed
oh my god
you're f**king swag
but what if like
i have these glasses on
those are sick
holy f**k
i look like i know how to make money
but i don't
maybe you see the money through those goggles
i will see the money
yeah
wait why isn't the door open hey bro open up the fucking door
oh yeah oh yeah oi
candy but I'm in the fucking door man I'm gonna be good I want I want I just
thought all the way I need to say okay
Okay
Maybe better the dollar machine
You want to point me out
Yes
put it all on
$10
nope nope
put it all on
I'm burning
I'm burning
not good enough
that's okay because we're gonna try again
I hope you won't bite
I want to play with dice.
I'm sorry, this is ass.
The dice is so much fun.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Donna!
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Damn, you getting it over here?
Oh, how does this work?
You put some money on whatever.
You can put it all on black or on red, or on a specific number.
$50.
All on red.
I'm in the fucking hall.
Okay.
Oh, I need to come back I didn't work. It's okay
I'm fucking losing it. I'm losing it, dude. I don't even know
Oh
Fuck me, and ear hole.
Fuck my wing!
This is fun, I like dice.
Ah, smoke eyes, man.
YAY!
Mom
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Oh my god
Oh fuck, two, three
Throw it up to the sky!
And that's how we get...
We're just... we're just doing the...
Guys, can I spend 600 dollars?
This is how I killed myself.
Never kill yourself!
I'm one win away, baby.
You got this.
Oh, shit! I'm not too good at this!
Uh, Pimmy!
Wait, what is he playing? What was he playing?
I don't know.
What if that was out of the bathroom?
Oh, fuck.
Wait.
Oh, ah!
What is he doing?
He's moving up.
He's just watching.
I'm carrying myself in there.
Maybe we got that money.
Maybe we got that money.
Okay, this is the last.
This is the last time.
I need more money.
Uh-oh.
It's a fucking dump.
This is what you want on.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
It's- It's- It's-
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
And I want this to- I- I wanna do it too.
Come on!
Oh, oh, oh, fuck!
Oh my god!
Hey, this is much better!
Fuck!
It's great when you're winning, and not great when you're not winning.
This bitch
I need play go I need play go
Are you flooding it up?
Wheeee!
Hey, I'm just trying to start a new circle.
You're flooding it up!
Dude, we won so much money and that duck game is actually crazy.
Oh, the duck game! The duck game is crazy.
Dude, it was up inside.
Oh, the ducks paid out.
Holy shit!
Oh my gosh.
Wait, Shia, what did you get so much money on?
The ducks!
Oh my god, that's so crazy.
I bet $600 on this house.
That's your money, the ducks.
That's the literally same bet. Oh my god.
Dude, that was, that was crazy. You're gonna see me dip so far down here and then it's
gonna shoot right up with the duck.
Yeah, you weren't crashing out during the middle of it.
I'm crashing, I'm crashing, I'm crashing.
I got greedy.
Oh!
Oh my god, baby!
They got so good. Holy shit.
They're dope.
Hi.
Woo!
Hell yeah.
I won, I won like 200 bucks on the slots and then I just slowly like kept doing slots
until I go more, not this one.
Am I good one?
I have to cap the slots.
Okay, wait, wait.
What if we all gamble a quarter of everything on the ducks?
That'll be awesome.
I don't think we can do it all at once, though.
It's only one bet at a time.
Aw, puppy outfit.
Screwdriver in the head.
There's another dog collar. It's orange.
Ooh.
Oh, I want to be the pink.
Gold chain.
We are all the pink varieties.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God. No.
No. OK, wait. I've got two things I need.
It's going to be big. This is big, big, big, big, big, big.
Oh, dude, this is going to be huge, dude.
We are on top of the world. Right now, we need 5K.
All we need is 300 bucks.
We could always use power-ups if you ever need them.
Crease the power of each item?
Gives random item.
I want that. What do I do?
Get to buy it. How much is it?
I opened it. Oh. Wait.
You can just keep opening it?
Can't just see what it gives you.
That one's four.
We only have two tickets.
Ow!
We could sell something.
I really wish I could slam the door.
I should do it.
If you did that, you would be rich, Shia.
Don't forget to pick on body.
Oh, you need to get it.
He's a chicken nugget now.
Dude, let's play basketball with him.
You're a chicken nugget.
What's happening? I'm just ahead.
Look, there's a flip over here.
I'll get to your item.
Why don't I just buy this nice box?
This is gonna be interesting.
Yeah!
I thought I deserved it.
Yeah, I get that. I get it.
Oh, this can't be.
Holy shit!
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Oh, we got a-
We got a random one,
but we have more tickets, so...
We could get another one,
cause Shia sold his body.
So...
Is there another power-up you would like?
I feel like...
I feel like we could go crazy with this, like...
All active prevent only by losses we could do ducks, you know
Hello
Yeah, we just like yeah, we just keep okay. Okay. What's the cello bitch?
What happened to him? Oh
Yeah, you sold your body. I sold my body. Yeah. Yeah, we can buy it back next time when we come back
me? Yeah, what's up? Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Good news.
You must feel like a tanger egg right now. Yeah, a little bit. I'm kind of like a tanger
egg. Yeah, yeah. We got we got, um, we got a very sticky. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. We
got to go to the car. We got, we got, I do have a pitch. We got an item that prevents
old losses while the item is active. So I say that we activate it once we have the
enough money that we just like send a couple of ducks along yes we all bet on
one duck to win yes you feel that yeah that's nice wait should I combine our
chats yes yeah let's do it do it pussy do it little chicken nugget little
chicken nugget cushies. I have a screwdriver in my head. You sure do. What does precocious mean again?
Like ramble cushies. I can make you kiss you. Like a roundie. Yeah. I am a roundie. It's like dance.
A roundie. Yeah. Yeah. Playfully sinister I would say. Jesus. Why is no one else getting in the car about
I thought we were going to gamble.
I have a good side to that.
Fucking shy in the face, I think.
I mean, he's a tango egg and there's a hole, so...
Nothing but a tango egg.
He's a little tango egg.
I'm going to fill you up with this.
Wow.
Is this like...
I don't know how to play tango.
I like looking down at you, so I'm going.
It's kind of complicated.
I don't know how to play.
I don't ever know how to play and if you win, that's true
Now we go talk to the guy we get a I
Come you gotta random one cuz shy I wanted a random one
Oh, yeah
Open it.
Open it.
Wait, shouldn't it?
Whoa!
We got pulled up in it!
Whoa!
Oh, you peed!
It's the best day ever.
Let's all go get our guns.
Someone had one over there.
I don't know what it is.
Now, inside the lobby?
Right over this right here.
Elevator?
There you go.
I got you.
Okay, sorry.
So let's go over to the dust box.
Where do you want to try it up?
Max bet.
Max bet.
I don't think we can all max bet.
Oh, I guess we...
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can see, thank you.
And then which duck any dope blue one blue okay
Activate this once the race is underway changes it so you want to go okay?
Yeah
Okay, so you
You press you have to start the race and then and then we'll do it
Okay, yeah
Yeah, yeah, go go go okay
Oh my gosh, we're doing it anyways!
We won!
We won!
So did that reach up the item?
Yeah, it uses it up.
And then the second one, we could do it again.
But he's still holding it.
I'm still holding it.
Is it still working?
Oh wait, does it have multiple charges?
Oh wait, I wonder if it's got, does it have, does it, wait, how many, how many dusts does
is yours God is it's like is it okay oh shit I don't trust myself to do it
someone else go pick one oh I can't do it I'm holding you're ready three wait
who's betting on the other one oh we're getting on both of them yeah
first I'm holding I'm holding three two one go send it send it send it oh my
Oh my gosh.
What?
What's the one?
It didn't work on this one.
Oh, it mine did just break out too, so.
I definitely lost 20.
It is only plus 5k now.
Oh, okay.
So I think it broke mid use.
Denisa has errors.
Well I won?
We're still at a net profit though.
I'm just scared to use like max bet on a go.
I think he won the second one, unless I'm wrong.
I think I won 10k total the first time is the thing.
We had 12k initially.
You had you didn't have fun. Oh, you may need to do it. Oh, you have to do it before starting
Oh
Was one do one more and then we'll do the difference is that one more?
What?
Yeah, like I'll try.
I'm holding it.
I'll hold it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Press play.
I can't.
Oh, it broke.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm gonna try it.
We're done.
Well.
I think we're good.
I think we should be reasonable.
Oh.
Wait, flash jack.
OOOH!
Here we go.
Don't.
Uh, what's that one?
Okay, I swear to God.
I'm sitting in the wheel.
I wanna do the slot.
Oh, I can stand here.
I see you in the slot.
15.
Jack, you got a shit hand.
Not this one.
WHAAAA!
I'm gonna try it one time
oh
yeah, it's like that
you wanna go?
no, what?
I'm gonna kill myself
oh, fuck me
fuck you, one more
oh, shit
you stuck
fuck you, you fuck
maybe the table, hold up
hold up, hold up
yeah, yeah, yeah, try this one, try this one
oh
Oh!
Oh, fucking look at my rock.
Okay, well I'll try this one.
Okay, you try this one.
I'm gonna try it. One more time.
Okay, I'm gonna give it to you.
I'm gonna give it to you.
Fuck this shit.
What is this shit?
Fuck!
Okay, I'll take which one.
It's just my take.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, red, red, red.
That's cute.
I don't really...
...tread in general.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Ohhhh, brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah-brah.
I've lost my jackmarchs.
I'm just an acceptational band.
I'm not even called gambler's anonymous.
What the fuck?
You still getting me?
Gang, I love the wheel, I love wheel spin.
Wheel spin?
I feel like he feels one too.
It's fun.
The reason I said red though is because Krauc the first time she heard the end was that
5-prime on all fours.
You even make money?
And then I made money.
And I like IRL like 200 bucks and I was like fuck you.
Crying.
Crying.
Yeah, I just want to just like we just sort of like made a lot of money there one and
then that day we we we we got we didn't have my body back I don't want to be ahead anymore.
It's the actual number it's times like 32.
It's horrible.
Hey guys, I'm sorry.
Wait, why?
I'm sorry I lost money.
Oh no.
That's ok!
That's ok!
Did you see Rose's decline right there?
That was crazy.
Yeah!
I think that's when the item broke, because I want a bunch of it and then it goes boop.
Oh!
Oh!
Let's go get your body back.
Where's my body?
He wants his body back!
I want to get this shit.
I think you're supposed to...I think you're depressed before it finishes.
Get your body back. Where's my body?
He wants his body back!
Where's his body?
They should make it more clear.
How do I get my body? Do I need that?
Do I need a million dollar suit?
No, you can't wear it unless you have a body.
How do I get my body?
I'm gonna take you back to the machine.
Oh, take me back to the machine?
Back to the machine.
Oh no.
Are tickets shared?
Yes.
Going?
Now what?
I'll go fix it.
Thanks. I'm out.
Yippee!
I have no shit.
Guys, I have to pee really bad. I'll be right back.
Oh
Wait, is everyone oh wait no
Oh wait, did you wait? What did you just buy a gloss of the nose? Oh my god. No
What oh nice I got my glasses no, I wanted the money suit I didn't get it. It's too much
Oh
Wait
Can I mouse money?
Wait buff!
What?
Oh, where the fuck did that hatch?
Oh
I don't know if it works like that
Does it work like that?
No, no, no, don't tell your body
It's such a pain
It's a towel. It's not worth it's not worth
Why just open the eyeball
What are you doing?
You're eating hot
It's so fucking weird. You're being so weird right now, you're being so weird. It's like actually so like you think you're being funny about these things.
Look at that stage you're in.
You're going to see a little software thing you're going to do with a duet.
What are you guys doing here?
Can you just bring what you need to be?
What are you doing?
Can you just bring me to be?
Can you just take a little duet with this child?
He's carrying the handcloth around.
You ever think about, you know, when you hang out with friends, and you know, when you hang out,
when you play with the ball and you really hang out with people, and you enjoy the time together
while you hang out with the ball and you're like...
Oh my God, why are you so sure? What happened to you?
What?
Just say that about people.
I just did.
You know when you hang out with your friends and you literally sit here and your eyes are
cross eyed but it don't want to tell you that and because it's because you put saltwater
drops in your eyes every night but it's because you actually really need them but then you
don't really think about how many times it actually hurts your eyes every single night
but then you sit here and play with the ball.
You still have to do your sea water eyeball thing?
Yeah.
Hold up.
Oh, just look at my mouth.
I want to take a screenshot.
shot okay but I'm gonna talk so your eyes okay
it's okay thank you look so cute yeah you just look so
I'm very credulous. So something about that particular angle.
Mmm, yeah.
You guys like it when I play with my ball in front of you?
Yeah, I know when I'm doing my ball in front of you and I tell you cute little secrets like such as I don't really like milk.
I don't really like milk.
You don't like milk?
I don't like milk. I actually hate milk.
Do you like chocolate milk?
Nope. I hate milk. I don't like milk.
Is it because of your soft but I don't like milk?
I actually hate chocolate goodness.
I don't like it. I don't like milk. I don't like milk.
It's okay. We can drink the milk for you.
I don't like milk and then we don't have to be around it. I don't like them
Let's get your wiki. No, what the fuck was that noise?
What is that?
That was nice.
Wait, oh my god, hotspot?
Oh fuck yeah.
You ever think about how things like noise really affect the body and how too much noise really just affects how the stress levels of your body and really just how it could really just stress you out all the time when you really have a lot of stress.
how things like noise really affect the body and how too much noise really just affects
how the stress levels of your body and really just how it could really distress you out
all the time when you really have like loud sounds all the time going around, your voices
and ears and eyes and face and fall and everything.
What did you do to her?
She was talking about how the sound was upsetting her, so I'm going to... she was talking about...
Oh my god!
Watch this! Watch this!
Who the fuck is this?
Is this thing talking to me?
I love him.
Candy, it looks like you're carrying him and raw dog in him.
Yup.
Wait, let me show you. Let me hold it for a second.
Look at this.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah it does, holy fuck!
I did it on the mouse so she can appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here.
You go here, and then...
Yeah, you go there, and then I'll go here.
Yeah!
Okay, well, someone else can have a sloppy second with that thing.
Hold up!
Buy marshmallow.
Now it's a marshmallow feeling.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Welcome back.
That was me.
Me.
Me.
Wait, this mouse go above the explosions?
Explosion.
You wanna hear some gun shots?
Yeah, come here. You wanna be shot at times?
Oh wait, here she is.
Where's the Swinblow from Pete?
Oh, sorry!
What's this?
That was cool!
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
What the hell did you hit me with?
I'm not.
Wait, can you hit this with the bat?
No.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Wait, can you hit this with the bat?
Oh!
Badass, sweet!
That's awesome.
Sweet!
Wait, I'm gonna throw this, hit it.
Ready?
Ready?
Alright.
Whoa, I could be a baseball player.
Hell yeah.
Hit it.
Yeah, I know.
Should we gamble?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I mean, should we gamble?
Yes.
Oh my god.
It's okay, I'm battling it.
Oh my god, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my god, I'm a bad girl.
I'm sorry, I'm so not being...
What the fuck?
What?
Sorry.
Oh shit, the car's about to leave it.
Let's get out of here.
What?
No!
This man was a guy!
What?
It's a cookie monster said
I have to take my silly bill. I took my medicine kid. Don't worry. We'll both be
Oh
Cinema boobs
Cinema big
Wait
Can I please?
I didn't realize I couldn't stand it.
I didn't start with minimum. Jesus.
I can't make it play.
What?
Wait.
Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
Yeehaw!
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
Don't put my machine!
Yeehaw!
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
No put my machine is hot!
$300!
What kind of machine is hot?
I feel so hot inside.
Why is it so expensive all of a sudden?
Well, yeah.
Wait, do I need my ass and call the jack-carrow, bro?
Okay, stop.
No!
Oh no!
I'm just like...
I'm going up to make all these.
Oh, it's bad.
Oh, I'm in it!
I'm awake.
It's gonna be okay.
They're real high roller-con-fly.
How many?
They're a real Hyrule of the Life.
How many?
They're a real Hyrule of the...
of the Life.
Who's out for undie?
No whammies, no whammies, stop.
Okay, fuck off.
I want money.
I'm out of my way.
They're a real Hyrule of the Life.
Stand by.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked. I'm in the hall.
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna kill myself.
I can win.
I'm gonna just like...
Not my game! Not my game!
Not my game! Not my game!
Not my game!
SHUT UP!
IT'S BROKEN!
AHH!
I can win.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Oh.
Oh! Okay, I'm...
Good job, Candy.
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Shia, what the fuck did you do?
I'm not a good guy.
What the fuck did you play?
What did you do?
Hey guys.
I love gambling.
Shia, bud.
That's not good. This is not good.
Oh my god.
I want 42 dollars.
I want 42 dollars.
Oh god.
We are recogolate.
This is like the lowest.
I want 42 dollars.
Oh we can come back with new colors.
We'll do it later.
Fuck it guys.
Oh my fucking god!
Oh my fucking god, it's fine!
Fucking down flat, it's fine, bro!
It's all, it's all fine!
Okay, 60, 40, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, wait, I can use this, I can use this!
SHUT UP!
Oh my fucking god!
She's so fucking mad!
Don't you run away!
Don't you fucking run away from me!
I can't hide from your fate.
I can't fucking chop your body off.
I can't hide from your fate.
Negative.
Hey, what's Bob doing?
Seven and a half thousand dollars?
Dude, I'm telling you, Blackjack was rough.
It was great.
We know.
Did you do maximum bit?
That's what we got.
No, I didn't.
Oh.
We need to sell your body I'm sorry guys, we're gonna sell your body
We'll end up sorry guys all you're getting next time I feel like I really fucked this up
No, this is your this is the problem. You gotta own it gotta just own the one you know what?
Right?
You can't pick.
You can't pick.
It's just one of these.
I admit that you have a problem.
You fucked it.
I have a problem.
I do.
I do.
That's the first thing.
I know what the problem is.
It's that it's so painful.
I'm telling you what, man.
What is it?
It will die on your knees.
Is it nigran colasso?
Yes.
What happened to my knee?
Nigran colasso.
Wait.
What is that mean to you?
Sorry, y'all.
What happened?
What is that big ass?
Gran colasso.
What?
Kulazo?
It's Kulazo.
They have a big Kulazo.
Wait, how do you say it?
You can say it.
You don't have to say grand.
You can just say Kulazo because Kulazo is not like a big ass.
Kulazo.
Kulazo.
Kulazo.
Kulazo.
Kulazo.
Kulazo.
The school is ass.
Oh my god.
Happy X1.
We're gonna try and get to the subs to make up for...
What if I said Palazzo Pussy?
Thank you.
We have to get the level 2- oh lord.
Palazzo Pussy.
Oh, that's so interesting. Look at that. Look at that.
Oh, we just see?
Aren't we just dead?
We're ass.
Oh, guys. Oh, god.
Look at that. Look at that trajectory.
When to hold the-
I'm not that proud of you.
How do I say fat pussy?
Shia, what did we learn?
What did we learn, sweet boy?
When I was a dog, it was a pussy.
What did they do?
They just make it out of the way.
Me, Grande Pussy.
Me, Grande Pussy.
I don't like pussies.
I don't like pussies.
I don't like pussies.
I don't like pussies.
I don't like pussies.
I don't like pussies.
Pussies are the same.
No.
How do you say room?
How do you say room in Spanish?
Yeah.
The entry.
you
you
you
you
you
I feel like I like the latches when I look at Shia.
I feel like it enhances my- I do like that it's only if I'm losing shirt though.
That is a good shirt.
That is beautiful.
I'm just happy I have my flower.
Your flowers are that flinch.
I finally know what the type of brain they're in.
I mean, I'm just saying it works. I just said it looks like it.
I'm blue. Blah, blah, bleh, blah, blah, blah, bleh, blah, bleh, blah, bleh, blah, blah, blah, bleh, bleh, bleh, blah, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
Gambling. I'm about to take the pain, but I don't like to gamble scandal.
Yeah, I feel like- you know what I could say.
I say this as someone-
You see that?
I feel like I'm a Disney right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Holy shit. You really can't-
you do look like a Disney doll.
Yeah, you just did it like a Disney Channel.
Oh, I was gonna say you look like you belong in Atlantic City.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yeah.
Yes.
Gosh, you look like you're in a Bachelorette party that you have way too high of expectations for.
If you're not willing to treat me like a princess, I'll find myself a prince who will, you know what I mean?
What the heck?
Okay, damn.
I don't mean for this charming, I've got my own horse or whatever.
Okay.
If you know what's good for you, you're gonna get a...
You're gonna push a drive until...
Yes, I'll be good.
I can tell.
Little fog.
Good boy.
It's coppery alright.
It's a desert.
Got a problem?
Yeah, it is.
Wet it up.
What's the...what's a desert?
Can you spell it?
My pussy?
Oh, I'm bald.
My pussy's more like the Arctic because it's cold and also dry.
That's gonna be as dry as bulk.
I'm just bald.
What do you mean?
I'm just gonna have a bald butt.
There's some munchies there.
I already was telling you about this thing that you can get.
We can, like, laser your pussy.
Yeah, you can.
It's just like, it's been here forever.
Yeah, you can.
You can get it lasered.
I was thinking about doing it.
There's a bunch of different types.
You can do it.
Yeah, so I don't ever have to wax again.
Yeah.
Oh, there you go.
God.
How many lasers you want down there?
None.
I don't want any more.
All the lasers down there. Put them all in there. Put all the lasers in there.
Cause there's a laser that's not permanent and there's a one that is, and I don't remember which one's which, but get the permanent one if you're going to do that.
You should get it too, if you want to get rid of it as well.
Oh, I don't want to get rid of it.
Oh, you like forest.
Yeah, I like being down there, you know?
I don't. I hate it so much.
I want to be a purdy chicken my whole life.
That's okay. You can be you can be a free chicken. Yeah
Try me, you know, I just don't like hair. This is my preference
Preferences oh my god
She's not gonna hold this lunch up
I don't know.
What?
I don't want to die!
I want to go!
We're all in!
Let me go!
Yay!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm done now.
Oh, there's a dice on the ground!
Oh, fuck!
Do you not like beers?
I don't like hair on myself.
I like hair on other people, it's not on me.
Yeah, I get that.
I like the shape, but I don't like the power of that.
Yeah, Miles, could you like, itemize your preferences in detail?
Huh?
My preferences in detail?
I do not want any hair on me.
Everybody else, it's not.
Duck.
Me?
No.
Yeehaw! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!
Where, where, where?
Where, where, where?
Where, where, where?
Lucas, come back to the fucking table!
Rrrrrrr!
Lucas, come back...
Lucas, leave me in the table!
Rrrrrrr...
Rrrrrrr...
Let's put him back around a little more, I'm gonna get lit up.
Yeah, what?
You know what?
I can get rid of him.
Yeah.
I think I can't hit that.
That's the thing, I'm not getting any more.
I
See the roulette
Oh my god, it's so bad.
Oh no.
You want to be on top?
I have to be on top, because I will mount it.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Wow.
suffering
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I think gambling is bad.
I think gambling is great.
Happy old.
I feel the power of gambling inside of me.
Neighbor's block gambling.
Jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, jackpot.
Yeah, you gotta do it. Yeah!
Hey!
Spin it!
Spin it!
I'm staying in my $1 and corner, I learned my lesson.
So I hate video games!
Spin it!
I love it!
Wait a minute, Bob!
Dude, stop getting trapped by it!
I wish I could leave it on!
I feel it! I feel it!
I feel it! I feel it!
I feel it in you!
That's good, Wendy!
Oh, then what do you want?
Daddy, that's fucking insane.
It's not working!
Oh, I want money.
Shut up!
Shut up, Jack!
Jack is losing a blackjack.
I touch a blackjack and that's why I lost $200 when I stopped.
Ow!
He's being a problem.
What do you mean by problem?
Give me a baseball bat. Where is he?
It's in the first floor, right?
Did he use all that fucking money?
No, I wasn't at it.
I didn't.
Why do we have zero dollars?
I had an unlucky streak.
You need to wear the shame shirt.
I'm sorry guys, I'm ruining all the fun.
I can't if you don't want to talk to me anymore.
How does it shine? You have to come to Disneyland Divorce party with me.
Yeah, that's your profession.
You gotta put on the fucking divorce so you don't come to Disneyland.
Yes.
You did great.
Oh.
Well, you all made a cooler grande, right?
Am I right?
Yeah, cooler grande.
Cooler grande?
No.
Who is that?
Big ass.
Oh nice, okay. I like that. I like that. I like that. I know in Portuguese boondah is big ass
Yeah, boondah
Boondah
You guys can tell me if you want
But then yeah, you're gonna do it yourself boondah
You want to say if you want to call someone cute you say voce é pofa
I feel like I'm just throwing a ball.
No.
It's not a fun.
It would be really cool to cut off.
I really think you did that one time.
Yeah.
Buff, are you muted?
It's much to be really mad.
I think she's just really mad.
I think she's just really bad.
No!
I wonder why.
Didn't want to talk to me.
I wonder why.
I'm not actually not doing that bad.
I'm great, but...
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.
I lost a lot initially and then I just couldn't imagine myself.
I'm gonna try.
It's not bad.
I'm fine.
No, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
I promise I'll be more responsible than you.
Would you sign a contract that says that?
Yeah, I would do that.
I'm gonna contract this as well.
So he's gonna be more responsible?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I just wanna win big and make you guys proud.
I gotta find a charger for me to make me proud
As long as you're having fun, oh, I want to see this
It's really not that bad, you know, we can just continue and move on, right?
If there's something cute in the shop, I'm gonna be so sad
Won't be sad
What if there's something cute and we can't afford it?
I'll sell my body. No
Okay, oh my body
I'll buy
I'll buy your body
How much I
Need to see what's in the shop
Feel like I wake up like a cat on my back like I just when I wake up I'm like
I'm just gonna be on Casio.
Oh, they're rude.
No rabbit ears.
No, no rabbit ears.
Okay, I'm not impressed. None of this is what I want.
Yeah, nothing here.
The green head's cool, but not like...
There's an altar of winners, dude, and I'm not a winner.
I think we can re-roll the shop.
We can?
Yeah.
Does it cost anything?
Uh, yeah, those, I think it does cost 80.
Wait, where's the real button?
Oh, that's it?
Fuck it, let's look.
Jesus, it's so loud.
There's a dog collar in my cover!
But I already have that.
Oh, that's kinda cute!
But I like my hoodie more.
Uh...
Oh, and are you what?
If you want the dog collar, you can get it in your collar.
I think I'm wearing it already.
Oh, the little fucking vampire outfits keep it, no?
That is cute.
I'm already wearing a dog collar.
I want this fucking beret.
I also saw that not a spicker.
It's already happening.
Oh.
I don't believe in teamwork.
I only believe in beret.
Candy.
For me.
For me.
Me, you give give.
Put it on.
That is cute.
I'm still gonna flower though.
Wow.
You're like it's clipping through the hair, which is a shame.
Wait, I want to wear.
Wear the beret.
Beret.
Beret.
Oh.
Your halo is pretty good.
Beret.
No, I like my outfit.
I look like I own an MLM.
Hey, you do.
Hi, Pua.
I feel like I'm going to convince people to buy in.
Let's do it.
Let's go in.
You convince me.
We've got to win three games with a minimum bet of 120 on the Wheel of Fortune.
Calm down.
Win three games with a minimum bet.
Yup, I got a charger.
Oh, hell yeah.
For my life.
Yeah!
What do you do?
You better get fucked!
I didn't do anything!
I fucked?
That sounded aggressive. You guys look like twins.
Aww.
R!
We had a third but we ate him.
The wheel's not even here!
Not even here!
Oh no, wheels this time I spoke up.
What a fucked up challenge.
Don't you fucking dare!
You have a problem!
You stay out of the way!
I got your call!
Well, you're not...
You stay out of the way!
Are you alright?
It's too late!
It's too late!
We need to see if they were never making it.
You better stand.
Yeah.
Ooh!
Okay, that's a good call.
I'm not very good.
Oh, duh! Shia! Shia!
Oh, he!
Oh, nice.
I feel like I've been very well behaved since game 1.
I had to beat Shia away from spamming $600 bets.
Man, we're back in the old fucking round, eh?
Woo!
I'm putting this down.
I haven't gambled yet.
Oh my gosh!
Yay!
I'm in a positive mood.
I'm not.
Oh my gosh!
Yay!
I'm just positive.
I'm not.
What's the three?
Maybe, I don't mind.
I don't like it when we're not doing well, it's okay.
I just want to stay positive.
I see the money... slipping away.
Oh my God.
Try it, try it, try it.
Mommy, why?
Yeah, you already ate it.
Let it ride.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yes, Dad.
You know, I've just got such a good, I don't like so many things, but I bet such a low amount that it doesn't matter, but God...
I don't know what it is.
Okay, okay.
You know what time it is.
Okay.
Welcome.
Yay!
Oh, guys, this is not good.
Guys, I've heard of a bunch of people that take this.
I can't touch anyone, buddy.
I can definitely get power up next time.
I can't touch anyone anymore, sorry. You have to push.
Okay.
I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this.
Come on, lucky rabbit's going. Come on.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
You have to touch the screen!
You have to touch the screen. Watch the screen. Watch the screen.
I can't do this, I can't.
Oh my god, please.
I'm going to the army!
I'm going to the army!
Oh my god please!
Oh!
I'm going to the army!
Uh oh!
I'm going to the army!
Wait!
Where did Bust?
I'm going to the army!
She's waiting now!
Come on!
Ardyn, baby!
Help Alana, Ardyn!
Ardyn!
Ardyn!
I'm so fond of Ardyn!
Help Alana, Ardyn!
Ardyn!
Ardyn!
Hey, 300 dollars, baby!
Hey, that's a lot of the weightables!
Ow!
That was so rough.
Dude, I was just waiting!
I did not!
We had such a bad time.
I was wondering if we all had a bad time.
Yeah, yeah, we all had a bad time.
I had a great time.
I had a wonderful time.
No, we didn't. You were...
No.
You were plus 30.
No, we all had a bad time.
We were doing so great.
green candy
thirty feet off
okay
oh my god i'm just a steady slope down
look how temperamental my life is
that's better than negative money
it was so bad
give me some fucking credit
i can't do this
i was still over
all the way down
my dead
We gotta go in, we gotta hit the dug game hard, immediately, $600 down, we win, once we're done.
I'll give you big fat gulp gulp if you don't kill us.
I'll shove balls in on the side.
Where are we?
No, I just fucking feel bored now.
Oh.
I see it every game.
I want to go gamble, I can't gamble until I die.
That adds to the equation.
Yeah.
Oh.
OK.
Well.
Well.
Chode in there, up.
Chode in there, up.
Chode up, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude.
This is the time.
I want to get down.
I was positive if I listed it.
But then I saw it, it was just bad luck.
Oh, that's good.
See the numbers green.
Yeah, those, okay.
That was a lot of green dollars.
Guys, can we do, can we do, like, you know how, you know how when people go across the
And they put their hands in and they go let's go or whatever team can we just do like can we just do like
It's time. Yes. Chode up, you know
Chode up
Chode up
Correct
Chode up
Chode yourself up
Chode
Chode up
Chode up
All masks.
All masks.
I'm rock solid.
Everyone gets one silly bet and then you have to walk in if you're going to be silly bet.
But try not to.
Well that's kind of cute.
What's upstairs?
Hey wait, hold up.
I'm learning the latch act thing.
Oh, that's cute.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
That's a cute.
What does that say?
Security.
Whoa, what is this fancy attire?
I have a hitch.
What's your pitch?
Candy?
Candy, what's the pitch?
I would get a gun and shoot the losers.
What?
Shoot the losers?
Hey, it's 33% of the quota for each body part that shoots off.
That's awesome.
I'm buying it.
Why don't we buy the Holy Statue?
Because Candy bought a gun.
Well, we can't anymore.
Oh, well...
Well, we're... This is America. We have a gun. We're safe now.
Well, now, now this is the threat that people have to perform better on the whole thing.
Well, it's gonna be the one wielding the gun.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think this belongs to you, then.
You gotta get through me to get through me, you know?
I'd rather you get through me.
Yeah.
Yeah, you like that?
I do, thank you.
Yeah.
Mouse, we love and support you no matter what what, but I think you might have a gambling problem,
so let me take your sick and cute tiny baby hands, and let's...
Why do you have to talk about my hands?
Problem?
I need a baby hand.
Well, if they have a problem with you, they got a problem with me, because I'm security, and I will kill them.
Yeah!
In my bed.
Yeah!
Yeah, you hear that?
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what you're gonna get.
Oh my god, did you notice it looks like you're wearing a helmet? Hold it that way, Shia.
Let it ride.
Yeah!
Let me show you.
Yeah!
Yeah!
You okay?
Oh boy.
Woo! Woo!
Let it ride.
This is so cute.
Get it going everybody!
Woo! Woo!
Now knock me into the park. Out of the park.
Okay.
Ah! Ah!
Oh my god. Hi.
Go big and move it to home!
What?
The thing is, I don't have to shoot anybody,
but I have...
the option.
Get in.
You'll be candy.
I'm going to gamble and I'm going to win every single time.
Alright bet.
Alright bet.
I'm bringing a shot at you.
No!
Shia!
Shia, what do you think of my fit?
How did Shia get that?
Because I put it down for like one second to breathe.
Shia put a fucking gun down.
Oh!
There you go.
I have the man now.
I have the gun.
That's fine too.
How did you know that?
That's fine.
I don't know I assume at least one hell yeah
the wheel you need me to hit anyone I got that I just think that it's an option
somebody and whoever has the lowest amount of money at the end gets shot
that's my best I can't
well
oooo
security claps
security claps for you
I love winning
you like winning?
that's no win right?
not so i'm gonna win
i can do this, i can do this, why?
keep on gambling
ok, oh shit
ok ok
ok i'm going
Oh spin again. Oh, it's oh it just goes again
Spin again spinning it. Oh my god, please please please please
I didn't want to do you okay okay you got this you got that I'm gonna I can't
I can't do this anymore I did I was just losing oh yeah okay
brother this is the best oh my god candy's on a win streak
Can you do it again?
Oh yeah!
What the fuck?
Do it again!
Actually kinda good at blackjack I guess?
No wait.
Uh oh.
I like playing with this guy.
He's very nice.
I might shoot from here.
You should do it.
I think he's a bit of a hit.
Let's see you win.
I just won one...
I just got the jackpot. I got a thousand dollars.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Who's nation is he doing again?
I deserve that.
I want to try again.
Okay.
Should I do the...all in?
Yeah, go all in.
Okay.
I should have scared him out of me.
Oh!
Okay.
Too bad.
Stop.
I can do it.
I can do it this time.
I promise.
Wait.
Man, what's up?
See?
See?
See?
No!
I can win.
I can win.
I can win.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Watch.
Oh, no.
Haha.
The wheel's not ready.
That's gonna be okay.
You should try it one more time.
Maybe now you'll win.
Okay, I didn't know this was unlimited bullets.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, one more try? Here we go. Ready?
There it is.
Fuck!
HAHAHAHAHA
Wow!
I wanna go back to Blackjack, wait I was actually kinda cl-climbed off of that.
What up?
How about me?
Hi, Shia.
Uh...
We are below the-
I can try one. I can try one.
Oh god, I shot Shira's mouth off and now he can't talk.
Why are you screaming?
His muffled.
Oh, I just heard him scream again.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh, the wheel.
crazy that's crazy I saw I saw your mouth off by accident so now we talk it's
muggle
yeah you kind of saw it
I wonder if you can shoot someone's eye out.
I always do a really good blackjack.
I was having a good time.
You were!
Hey, maybe shooting Shia was actually good.
I don't have a knife.
What?
Don't, but you sound extremely muffled, so I can understand you if I listen very carefully.
Oh, I shot his mouth off by accident.
Oh.
You just need to be like really loud.
That is really loud.
It seems quieter in here for some reason.
We have to add his- Shia, you have to add your mouth back with the machine before we get to the thing.
Shia's playing Woman Simulator.
I want to see you eat, show me.
There's no one fucking listening.
Oh.
It's literally what it is.
I had a really good consistent time with Blackjack.
Wow, you did great.
Fucked up.
A really good time with Blackjack.
You did really good with Blackjack.
Good morning.
Good morning.
We're gonna put your mouth back on.
Trying to go put your mouth back on.
I'm trying to go put your mouth back on go put your stuff in the machine
Yeah you do that I'm gonna go over here and look
Chris I'll wait the mic is first
I'll get my mouth back
Let's get that microphone
Microphone!
Wait before you buy stuff let's get it in the... oh it's gone
It's okay
How much is the box for?
It's six
Girl I like your mouth back
Oh thank you
Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's okay.
I can sell something.
Look at this.
You guys want me to sell this part of my body for something?
Let me sell my body.
Let me sell my body.
Let me sell my body.
Let me sell my body.
I'm out again if you don't want to.
Candy, look.
There's a cowboy hat.
Okay.
Pull my arm.
Candy, you have to put it on red and then hit up and then hit apart.
Pardon me.
I mean.
Alright.
Oh.
Out of me.
Two eyes left, baby.
It feels real good.
Okay.
Okay guys, look at how much cheese Christbuff.
Wow.
Oh my god.
You look pretty good.
You look amazing.
You look really good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did you get it?
I got it.
Oh my god.
I'm full of money.
Wait, you want it?
I can't pull your hat down.
Hold on.
You can get the gown on.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
That's how you bring.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You look super rich.
Thank you.
I feel rich.
I hope I get my eye back.
back with that bike that you look great. You look like new money you smell like new money you just
thank you everything new money. Yeah I literally stole this money so it could be new it could be
old but it smells like much more. We're not sure where it came from. Yeah not sure where it came from
it had some powder on it but I don't question. Yeah you don't need to. Oh I just wear it.
like laundry detention yeah candy huh do you like this the pond oh yeah I don't
know how to play chess I do but I'm bad at it wait oh you just oh yeah how far
I can't point. How do I point? Oh, you can't point. Wait, I can...
To there. Right to there. That's as far.
Yeah. Well, you're pointing at the widest, just above the widest point.
I don't think I'm going to take the widest point.
Yeah. How far? Yeah, that's the question that grows in my ass all the time when I go to antique stores.
Yeah.
How far?
We pointed stuff and actually not far.
Yeah.
Maybe you need my Disney Disney.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Yo, what's up?
How far?
How far, Shire?
Wait, just a second.
Okay.
How far?
Um, ooh!
Definitely, I think, over the, over the knot, and then just at the start of that.
Because once it starts really widening out like that, it just, yeah, that's a lot.
So like right, like here.
Oh.
I can see that.
You're stronger than I am.
Oh wow.
I think you kind of get it in and it does like a little, like a pop in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't look like a weird face.
What?
Yeah.
That's scary.
I agree.
I'm not that strong.
Science is really brave.
I don't know what I want.
Listen.
It's not for the non-adventurous, I guess.
I guess. Oh, look at that. Let's do it.
Come on, Candy.
Come on, Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Come on, Candy!
Candy!
You can grab the book!
Wait, how do I get it?
Candy's ready, guys.
You look perfect.
Just fucking come on.
Candy, you look like you're gonna die.
That's awesome.
You know what I'm going to do, you know what I'm going to do, Candy?
I have my make-up phone.
What?
You know what I'm going to do?
Dude, I'm going to walk right up to the blackjack person, I'm going to look him square in
the eyes and I'm going to say, come at me, cool-lo.
That's what I'm going to say.
Come at me, cool-lo.
You go to the place that has the highest bedding you can and I'll sing so you can keep
on winning
do you think he smells this?
try it, do you think he smells this?
yeah, but he smells that
zone down, zone down
where do we go?
I don't know, but we have to do that on y'all
and win on duck race
that's scary, I'm gonna do that
yeah, set on y'all, but let's do it
really really low, cause like what if he doesn't win?
here, can you reach that?
here, let's do minimum, we'll do y'all
and then we'll go
oh my god, wait
Oh
I think I should have started saying better get better get quick quick quick
Does it not work on dogs what the fuck bro
You didn't rob
Those are not work on the dogs. I guess it just works on our stuff not the dogs
You have to be winning?
I don't want to have to win.
Oh well.
Get me.
Stand.
What's up?
Oh, I should have done Blackjack then.
Oh, is there a G8 just right out of the microphone?
I knew I had a microphone.
Actually, we should have done real Spain.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's like, sometimes okay.
I feel like I'm bad now.
Two, two, two, two.
Yay!
There's no bomb machines?
Okay.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
My foot.
Fuck!
Yay!
I'm on black, baby.
Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Now see.
Yeah?
Come here.
If you're betting on black and I'm betting on red,
then one of us will win every time we play on the same machine.
Is that true?
Yeah, come here. Bet on black on this one instead.
And then let me know. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Now someone's gonna win because it's gonna unless it lands on zero
If you want to bet on black I bet on red we may as well just do it this way because then we're both fucking
Not screwed to that true. Oh my god
That's so fucked wait
Are you doing minimum bet or half? I'm doing whatever 83 is
I'm going to do this.
Awwww.
Yeah.
I just keep going.
Yeah.
I don't understand.
Damn.
Okay.
Win on four.
I got a roll of four.
See?
Damn it.
See, we're winning.
Well, you're not shaking it.
You're not shaking it.
I mean, we're probably not winning anything because we're both just losing and winning
the same amount.
That's true.
But, like, it feels good knowing that we're not contributing to the losses like Buff is
right now. That is true. Yeah. So we get this dopamine of gambling but we actually don't lose jack
shit. That's true! Yeah! Dopamine for free!
Yeah!
Hey, we should stop. Yeah. Holy shit. We should stop.
So now our 7 and 11, if you win the 440, you immediately should go ahead and roll it.
I love the dice.
Oh, I see, okay, I see.
But if you don't roll one of those, you get a second chance, so it's fine.
Okay, get a 1, get a 1.
Okay, that's fine.
So now you gotta win an 8 to win.
You gotta roll an 8, but if you roll a 7, you...
I'm doing so good. I'm doing
Yeah, I'm killing it. What's wrong? What's happening?
Okay
No, you lie
What's the most common number
It's just not so we can- NOOO! NOOO!
NOOO! STAYA!
One more time, one more time, one more time.
No, no, it's a stop!
So we can make it to Plane Go!
Plane Go on the second floor!
Plane Go!
Plane Go!
No, no, no, better than that!
Plane Go!
We have to stop, we have to stop!
We have to stop!
NOOOOOOO!
I'm done!
Dude, I'm so close, wait.
Dude, I was actually doing the-
STAYA!
Shiet!
1100 and YAROES!
SHIT!
STAYA!
NOOO!
11 after I know
I'm so glad that ended
That was insane
It's once a screen is off. Oh, it's not that bad
Close
That's not bad, Candy.
Nice.
Look at this, look at this wind.
Woo!
Yeah.
Do you see my wind now, Fiend?
Yeah, yours is really falling off.
Watch me.
I'm gonna cut out both my eyes.
Why?
Not at one.
I don't know if you should do that.
You want...
I want spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What are the rabbit ears?
I don't know why rabbit ears are like...
Oh my gosh!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You see this guy has the bird's head?
I want to make some of it!
Aw...
I just want the bunny ears, so I'm waiting.
Wait, this is a cute hairstyle.
It's just like a pink swoop.
Hello.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You're on keypad to increase maximum bit.
Stick for a chance to revert your last loss.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh...
He please lost the money.
He just bought it to the great-
Rolls back time.
Really cute.
He gives you another item.
Ooh.
Okay.
Hi.
You think that...
Thank you.
Hello?
There we go.
Ooh.
I guess I don't want anything anymore.
Maybe there's a propeller hat though.
Yeah.
You love propeller hats.
I could have pretty sure it was flat.
Yeah.
They're candy coated.
They're candy-coated.
Oh, no, no, it's not for sale. I just saw it in the car.
Not for them, then.
No, you shouldn't.
I bought two special items.
Yeah, I got a special item just for you.
I got one just for Shia.
One for me!
I got an item that has insurance, that leads to profit loss, and then I bought an item that
rolls back time so every time a person loses, they use it and it rolls back time so they
don't lose.
How much time does it go by?
I don't know if you use it or is it just like a...
I don't know how many uses it has.
But I can hear you but it's really hard to understand.
But then I got the insurance one which increases profit loss for both.
That's only for one person.
Oh!
I don't understand you, my love.
Can I marry?
Yummy, yummy?
Okay, well now you sound erotic.
Uh-oh.
Yummy yummy candy de-seed.
Oh, yummy yummy
Oh
What the fuck
I
Try and beat me out of the server
Wait, that's a great question.
Nice.
Oh!
It sounds like you're having a fight in the bathroom.
Somebody help me!
Oh my god.
Sorry, I won't do it anymore.
No, it's okay, you can do that.
Let's do it!
Is that how you do it?
I was very cool
baby
I'm fallible
you got an Elvis?
what?
you're dead
you're just, you're just crooning
hey
I'll show you some fucking crooning
ow
you can pick it up now
it's edible
I need to stand next to you.
What is that?
Every time you lose, I use this.
And every once in a while,
So if you lose next, we'll rewind time.
Yeah, let's do it. Wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Okay, you ready?
Okay.
Okay, we're gonna have to...
Yeah!
Yeah!
It only worked one time?
Did they fix it?
I want $500, I'm happy.
Okay, well...
Well...
There's one time!
And guys, what's going on?
They must have fixed it, because...
How many times can we do it the last time?
Check it, check it, check it, check it.
What happened to the money?
happen to the money
what?
BITCH!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
Jackpot, baby!
AYYY!
AY!
WE SHOULD STOP!
WE SHOULD STOP!
WE SHOULD STOP!
WE SHOULD STOP, GUYS!
WE SHOULD STOP!
Yeah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, so we can get to the second floor.
So we can get BRINGO!
Okay.
Well, we can...
Well, we can what?
We can suck up the water.
You're not feeling so good?
We can't go below 3.4k, girl!
I can't tell which one, love.
I want to do Flinko!
Flinko's on the second floor!
Yay!
Flinko, if I were to play Flinko...
It'd be nice if I could actually eat this room.
I wish I could eat it.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
One more time?
Oh, that little sushi.
I'm gonna eat the fuck out of the way.
And Wieners!
Love the Wieners!
Love their sushi!
It's like giant bowls of ramen
I love that
You have smiley face
My problem is that I think that I kept losing
My big hands
Okay can I do one thousand dollar bet
On Blackjack
Wait
I think you should do it
Oh shit.
That's so bad. That's so bad. They started with an A's too.
That's so bad. Oh my god.
Oh my god. That's so bad.
Well you don't technically, if we just sit here, we don't do it.
Right, right, right, right, right. You didn't lose anything. You didn't lose anything.
Oh bro, but what if you won?
Oh fuck.
Dude, that's so bad.
Oh, we shouldn't I think we send it shouldn't don't know because then we'll be low will be below what we need
Mouse he has a thousand dollar bet right now
Okay, I understood that
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do either. I feel like hitting is a bad idea.
Yeah, if you just leave it, we can have it.
And?
Wait.
What else he has to make?
So like he doesn't keep on looking at it.
That's what I was gonna say over here.
And that is don't do it, it sucks.
Should we hit it?
I don't know if I should hit her, Sam.
If we get our money back right?
I think so.
then fuck it why not I don't think you can immediately bust you should
definitely if you did anything I would hit it's not possible to leave us you
only get two cards in the most you know that's true so do it let's put a thousand
on the other machine on the oh my god we got up we got up I'm gonna kill
myself
we were fine rep 4.8k already took the
money and already took the money oh look
how much money I have yes it's seven
exactly I hope that means I'm happy
piece of shit yeah guys I didn't set the
jackpot yeah what no I just hit the jackpot
Awesome
We just hit the jackpot. That's I'm gonna do a blackjack. Oh
My god, I hope you I hope it's better for you than it was for me
Yeah, just leave it just leave it fuck that shit
Dude they're both playing
Just one really quick one.
Stop, no, stop!
I'm going to throw it back at you.
Stop, no, stop!
Stop, no, stop!
Stop, no, stop!
Here we go.
Stop, no, stop!
Okay, wait, if I do it really quick.
Stop, stop!
Just real quick, real quick.
Oh my fucking god.
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop it!
No, look, we won!
We should have won.
I might be David at one point once again, but I thought
yeah fun right hmm as the child will show
you're gonna spend money to make money watch this watch this at the end oh
nevermind
it's fine it's whatever hmm well if you're gonna get that mouth back we'll get to your mouth back
the best throw the dice is to throw them away wow
We gotta get your mouth back.
Yeah.
Let me see.
That's cute.
How do you speak?
That's really cute.
I like my mouth.
Oh, this is cool.
I keep hearing that.
You need your mouth back?
Yeah, you need to put the mouth too.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, wait! We can't! There's no tickets to put it back!
It's for the tickets!
I thought it would really enjoy it.
Get the fuck out of here. Get out, get out, get out.
Fuck me for the mouth back!
Okay, now I'll get in there.
Get in.
No, no, no, no.
Ah!
There you go.
Now we can get in.
I'm going to go to the second floor.
Am I okay?
Yeah, you're okay.
Hello.
Hi.
Nice.
Let's do it.
Wait, do we get to go to the...
When do we get to go to the second floor?
Now.
Now.
Yippee!
Welcome to the house tour.
I also bought the microphone.
We're under tickets.
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh my god.
Second floor!
Flanko, dingo!
I would have played Flanko so fucking bad!
Yes!
Second floor, second floor!
There's one front.
For mouse?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Where's Flanko?
Enjoy it.
I don't have the Plinko.
Oh, the day that we're here, there's no fucking Plinko!
There's no Plinko!
Kill myself!
What's that? What do you think for this?
I don't know.
The penguin one? You have to guess, right?
You have to stop the penguin before he falls on the ice.
But yeah, do we still try to make it to the end?
Oh, so the more times you step, the more money you get.
But you don't know how many times he's going to...
I won like three cages then, on the spin game, but I don't understand how it worked.
It's just pushing your luck.
It's all pushing the luck.
Okay, then if I cash out I just get 200.
Okay, that's easy. That's fun though. I like that.
You wanna try it again?
Okay, I hate it.
Oh.
That's hard.
Da da da da da, da da da da da da da.
She had a big bad eye.
She had a small, sexy, examine.
What is it?
I love to look at her.
I say, I love to look at you.
I want to get to you.
You won because I'm singing.
Right.
You've won.
You're only going to win because I'm singing.
As long as I'm singing, you're going to win.
Did you win?
Oh, no.
I didn't win.
Well, fuck me then.
Oh no.
Hey.
I thought I was shaking the system like, catching a lot of firsts, all every time.
That sucked.
Uh, fifty-fifth under...
What do you do with this?
Oh, is this like what it's going to be when it rolls?
Oh, do-do-do-do-do-do.
What happened?
Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw!
Yeehaw!
I want to get a little more sound
Oh my god
Is this step or the landing?
Oh I see
I see what it's landing on
Oh it's hot
Who left?
Uh oh
I know
Ah boy
Oh, okay, you guys are doing alright.
Hello.
Aqua's doing really well with this spin wheel.
Okay, guys.
Guys.
Oh, shit, we're back to AK.
Let's go.
Okay, we're back.
We're back.
We're back.
We're so back, baby.
We're so back.
Be careful of the money.
Be careful.
Be careful.
be careful be careful okay I'm gonna touch it
no more candy no more candy that's what do you mean no more
Yeah, what's that?
Stop it! Stop it!
Are you fucking me?
Me? Me? Me? Me?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Oh!
Hey!
What?
You're gonna pop off.
I don't.
Oh, fuck.
Streetcar.
That's a no-borne!
What are you doing?
No!
Ah, we're in front of an ant!
You're not gonna jump high.
Oh
We're
Wait wait wait spend no more spend no more
AHHHHHHHHH!
There might be Plinko tomorrow!
Plinko! Plinko!
I want Plinko.
I want Plinko.
Plinko! Plinko!
Stop fucking gambling!
I got it! I got it!
I just got it! I got it!
AHHHHH!
Trust me! Trust me! Trust me!
Okay, check it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got up.
You- we can pick candy up so they can't gamble.
I got like one.
I got like one.
Perfect.
Perfect.
He's so good.
Okay.
I don't know how to safely put you down so that we can toss you over here, okay?
Yeah, that's okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Into this chair so maybe you can sit down?
Yeah, okay.
Yay!
I got it!
Yay!
I got it!
I got it!
I can do it!
Wait!
Give me a second!
What the?
Can you get to survive, Candy?
I feel like you can give me a second.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
I think you can just give me a second.
D.
Dude, we are killing this.
I'm really lucky with the real one.
I got real...
I didn't understand how the wheel works, so I did a gold like times 10 spin and I won the first one
Do you think you just have to choose the color that it lands on but if you choose the gold then obviously you get the 10 times 10
Jackpot
I think it's interesting that I was the one being beaten to death.
Beamed me of course.
I think it's a good one.
Did she just say it to you?
I think it's a good one.
It's like a crime cell.
Gotta get to the store before Candy just spends all the time.
Try it.
Are there any bunny ears?
Try it. I got you glasses.
No, but need you look ready go to the last
Maximize those profits
It's like tension that no one gets anything else. That's fine
It's a dude, I feel like that's pretty good. Just a 50% increase on profits of the round. That's pretty cool
I think it's just one more one. Oh
Yeah
They kind of like nerfed everything because I remember like the power-ups used to do a lot more and now it feels like it goes
Yeah, we need items
Okay
Capture a winning player for profit spend it for a single free all-in
Oh, that's fun. I want to do that. Hmm. Oh
I'll just okay a single free all-in that's great. Yeah, I'll
I'll get my eye back next time. Oh
I don't think so
Get in there.
Yeah, I can't hear you, so there you go.
Look, can't hear your eyes, but...
Oh.
Oh.
Candy, they took your mouth.
Okay, can't hear you.
Yeah, I heard that too just now.
Yeah.
Hey, I am confused.
You're out of order and you're confused.
Hey, you eat cocoa.
Who's in the Cocka?
Chat.
Basil?
Chat, are you hitting Cocka?
Yes.
Cockamonters, huh?
Second floor, Blinko!
Blinko!
Oh wait, wait!
Blinko, please!
Blinko, please!
Would you say you suck mad cock candy?
What the fuck?
Oh wait, it's upstairs!
It's upstairs!
It's upstairs!
It's upstairs!
Blinko, cute!
Blinko, I just want to watch you play.
Wait.
Oh, it's so cute!
Oh, shit.
I like the little face, it's so cute.
Oh, god.
Oh, candy got 2,000, that's good.
Oh, I got a horse!
Blink, blinko.
Oh, I like it's little eyes when it goes down.
Yay!
You should get a blinko machine for your house.
Wait, I love Flinko.
You should get a Flinko machine.
I love Flinko.
So then when I come over, I'm gonna play Flinko.
I wanna play Flinko.
We sit in your bedroom and play Flinko.
Yes.
Why are my bones got stuck?
Fix it.
How?
Hit it. Punch the machine.
How?
I don't know.
Link it up!
Link it up right now!
Link it up!
Link up!
I like the plank out. This is cute.
Yeah, do you like the little face?
You like this little face that goes down?
You get to choose where it goes or it's just like random?
It's random, I'ma try.
Oh, look at you!
Link it up!
It's basically you!
So much money!
Nice!
Link it up!
You try, you try.
Hey guys, I lost a lot of money.
Maybe I'm missing a balance.
Don't look at the negative two thousand okay? You're pointing it.
Try another one.
Maybe I shouldn't stop thinking about it.
Watch this. Watch this.
That's positive.
Watch this right? Watch this.
Can we do like a bunch?
Oh my gosh, you can.
Do you like that?
I like that one.
Yeah, you like that one?
I like that one.
Oh my god.
Do you like this one?
I like that a lot, Monster Shot.
Look! You missed this time!
Yeah!
Woo!
That's a good one!
See, now you can play!
Now it rounds it out!
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Your negative is like my profit.
I'm not gonna tell I love this.
Yeah.
Guys?
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, I just wanted to make sure you're playing back to that too.
One big win.
Okay Shib, come watch this, ready?
Yeah.
Come watch this, ready?
Yeah, yeah, come watch this.
Ready?
Dude, imagine, get on the 24.
Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh, did you imagine?
Wait, you literally just need more than 24.
Did you just come over here and push it too?
We're so fucked.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, wait, you could just strip me and take all the money off my clothes.
What?
What happened?
Ow, ow!
You would beat me?
Oh, it's Candy!
AAAAAAAAH!
He does.
He does?
He does Candy?
You suck at it Candy, huh?
You suck at it Candy.
I'm one muck.
I can't hear you.
Is it because there's a-
AAAAAAAAH!
Candy?
Hmm?
Is it because there's a big penis in your mouth, huh?
Candy, I don't hear you.
Candy, what's my roller?
Cock on your mouth.
Cock on your mouth.
Candy, I don't hear you.
I'm winning Candy.
Hmm?
Pickle.
Clean up.
Uh-oh, fuck.
It'll pee pee in your mouth.
It'll pee pee in your mouth.
What broke his head?
It's a life ball.
I'll have a big end of pain.
I want money!
I want money!
I see, I hear big fat balls in your mouth.
Did we just camp the machine?
That's all I hear.
Let's play more Plinko.
We're already yet.
Oh, God, dude.
We're so dead.
We're so dead.
That seat
Hey, so what happened out there candy I
Seem like I won for mouse and I so I don't see the issue. I mean before sharing the machine
I'm actually also wearing all the mouse's money. So yes, it says negative whatever
Yeah, it's my it's my outfit actually, so right right away. I don't worry about it
Yeah, yeah, I don't worry about it
Yeah, don't worry about it
Big win big win. I was only positive there in spirit. Yep
Um
All right.
Gulp.
Gulp.
Gulp.
Listen, like, everybody makes mistakes.
For real.
Oh man.
What's that, Candy?
Candy just has balls in her mouth constant.
They just don't understand.
What, Candy?
I heard the word fucking.
I heard fucking.
You're fucking?
You're just fucking.
I suck big pee-pee is what I heard.
Oh, can't.
Big penis.
Someone got a hold of the Plinko.
Oh.
Um, yeah.
Sometimes people make mistakes.
You know?
Plinko's fun.
Plinko's never a mistake.
Plinko's really fun though.
That is real.
I was like hanging around.
Plinko at round one.
Oh, I knew.
Jackpot.
It was awesome.
I did so fucking good at Blackjack.
I was, I was so...
I got so many twenty-ones at the gate.
out the gate. I was having a delight. And then I hear this irritating great noise, which
is your money, which was that pulling go.
Guys, look at this cute shark.
$4,000 in a time.
No.
Do you see this bird?
Oh, that is kind of cute.
I was screaming, dude.
dude I was screaming I need you all to know that oh I know everybody makes mistakes
that's okay candy I just don't worry it happens don't why are you speaking to me like it's
my fault why is he speaking to me like everybody makes mistakes
uh huh uh huh uh huh it was so good I had such a great time I got so many twenty ones out
of the gate wow you're you're you're 21 master did you did you have fun with
Plinko was it fun did you have fun that's all you need is fun because we
can't do it again I'll just I'll just do blackjack till you can do plink
code again
I feel poop dribbling down my eyes
He's muddying on my face
He's cute though
I think he's muddying on me
he might be muddy yeah oh candy
what are you doing? candy's stabbing themselves candy's hurting oh
i think that's how candy coats candy stop hurting yourself
candy please candy why
you know what fight oh my god
What's with the drama?
Why is everybody hurting themselves?
I don't know, at least he's sad.
Is it because we gambled too much on Plinko?
Yes, it was me, I ruined it.
I think we should do it again anyway.
Yes.
Yes.
Gambling is fun.
We love peaceful.
It's too big to be scammed.
Candy it means. That's definitely what Candy is saying.
It's not our last stop.
We can't even go to floor 2!
We'll do it again. We can run it back. We can do it again.
If you just go to Plinko again.
Candy I can't hear you, Candy.
Wait, someone attach a perpinko, get the baseball bat and put it in the machine.
That is fucking genius if that works.
I'm freaking this with me.
Wait, that's so smart.
Yeah.
A wooka.
Polly's a genius.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
A wooka.
No.
No!
Wait, buff!
Look at the wall!
Kill myself!
I do like that, I do like that.
I hope so.
Oh, you're doing guys?
Wait, can you...
Can you take a screenshot of me?
Oh!
What the fuck?
Ha!
I need a one.
You're welcome.
Oh my god!
You're welcome.
I love it.
I love you.
I love you.
Where's the back, baby?
We're so back!
Dude, we're so back.
We should, we should all...
We should stop, guys.
We should stop.
I won this money!
I won this money!
No! No more giveaway!
We should stop.
I won this money.
It's time.
NANI!
You need to get your shit together.
Just one more.
No.
I already hit it.
I already hit it.
I gotta spend it.
I gotta do it.
I already spent it.
I gotta win.
I gotta win the game.
I gotta win the game.
I gotta win the game.
I gotta win the game.
I gotta roll.
I gotta roll.
I gotta roll.
I already spent the money.
I mean, what if I pay for it?
Try and look.
Try and look.
Try and roll the dice.
No, I don't want to.
No more gambling.
Girl, I already have it.
The money, I gotta roll it from within.
I think I have to roll it.
I'm gonna pop that jackpot.
I'm gonna have to take it off.
There you go.
Ah!
No more spending.
Can I go for some?
Yeah, go for it.
You need them for work.
Oh my god.
This is insane.
$2,000.
What about women?
Like, where if I win?
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
what is this why is my luck so bad wolf what is happening how is it that i lose every single thing
because you're saving your luck for flinco true i'm saving my love for flinco oh my god shire
Don't worry.
Wow, candy.
Wow.
Don't worry.
Wow, candy.
He's playing blackjack.
Wow, candy.
Wow.
Oh, oh, candy.
Oh, candy.
Oh, candy.
Candy.
Candy.
No.
Not even one win.
Not even one win.
Not even one win.
I didn't want to win though.
I didn't even want to win!
Holy shit!
This is the worst day!
Holy shit!
Can you get away from me?
Get away!
Whoa, candy!
Candy, this is so sexy.
I don't know if I should stand there, you candy.
I threw in bad luck.
Dude, candy!
Whoa, candy!
Oh, oh.
Oh, no, oh, god.
Oh, god, it was because I went there.
It's because I was candy there!
It's because I was candy there!
What's your-
Oh, god.
oh oh oh okay oh oh oh she started waiting the second I left oh okay well
I
Even push
Yeah
It does it does it look like it's my penis. Yeah, look
Wait, why?
Oh my god, it's kinda looking like...
You're hanging a rope out there.
Dude, it kinda looks like I'm hanging over the edge.
You're like, can I get this?
Dang, okay.
The penis is hanging out.
Look at this.
Put that shit away.
Yeah, nice.
You should say pinco again.
There you go.
Yeah!
Eheh!
Eheh!
Eheh!
Dude, it's time!
Eheh!
What?
It's time for a Plinko!
Mouse, I'm flying, it's Plinko!
It's Plinko time!
Candy!
Plinko time!
Candy!
Plinko's on the third day!
I have the bad, I'm coming!
Oh!
I died!
You died?
I kept losing!
Over and over and every time I got an extra candy on the third day,
table candy candy would lose yeah girl girl girl you know what it's okay
because we're about to have plinko and nothing can go wrong when you have plinko
no that's just right up baby okay well you're not gonna do that because if you
kill yourself I'm gonna kill myself and no one's gonna be happy then I just
Connected, uh, how do I rejoin?
Oh, what happened? I invite I just came in I think I went too crazy with the blackjack. Haha. Yeah, it was unhappy
Haha, you got kicked out of the casino
Cuz like yeah, cuz I kept kept doing bad calls and blackjack
Usually I was able to like oh wait hold up. Yeah, yeah, I love every time
Then you can't do was cheating
I'm tiny little hat
Don't know bunny ears though
No
I'm bumping a butt on the ground
Yeah?
Yeah, Niccolo
Hi, how are you?
Oh, Niccolo
If you want somebody to suck you, they say Mamamelo
Mamamelo?
Mamamelo? What's that name?
Mamamelo
Mamamelo
And eat Niccolo
Wait, okay, we're trading that kind of stuff in Portuguese.
Say, eat my koochi is like mi coma.
Mi coma.
Mi coma.
Yeah, mi coma.
Mi coma.
Mi coma.
Mi coma.
Mi coma.
Yeah.
I'm almost fluent.
And the same mother fucker.
It's video da puta.
What is it?
Video da puta.
Video da puta.
Yeah.
Video da puta.
Yeah.
Video da puta.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Mekoma!
Yodaputa!
Mekoma?
Mekoma!
Yeah, Mekoma!
Yeah, Mekoma!
Mekoma!
Yeah, I just taught her what that meant.
Mekoma!
I love you!
Mekoma!
Puta!
Come on, guys, come on!
Mekoma!
Puta!
Ah!
Me, a ghost star?
L...
...Camblin.
It ain't a sin if you win, says Grand Happy.
Eat me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
What is it?
I don't know what's gonna beat you up.
Ass!
Oh!
Oh, Nani?
Oh!
Wow!
I don't know how to use that, someone else can.
Andy, use it, you're smart.
Alright, someone has to get their spot.
What?
Yeah, it's like...
I think it's like when the outcome's about to happen.
We need to bring it to Prinkle!
Oh...
Where's Prinkle?
Prinkle tomorrow.
Where do I wanna use this?
Oh, Prinkle!
Oh my god, wait!
Eh?
We have $100? What do we have $100?
That feels like not enough money.
What happened?
No, no, no, we have 4.68.
We have 4.68.
Oh, are you bleached out?
Okay, it updated. Thank God. I was like, fully fucked.
Jesus, alright, that scared me. Alright.
Uh, let's just do a little...
Not great.
Oh my god, dude, she got like almost an entire bowl of scabs.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I guess it's like, oh it goes DACA like each time.
Use it.
Woohoo!
Okay, me go!
Give me a little bit of that.
Oh!
I'm just like, close.
Eee!
Winners never leave!
So keep on getting moving!
No!
I won't play dicey.
Oh, I got an achievement for winning four games in a row.
I got a little sloth.
Jeff Booth. What does that mean?
I don't know who Jeff is.
I don't think I'm looking at him like that, boys.
Oh my god!
Good job!
Woo!
Oh my god!
Woo!
I don't know, you and me, Miles, we're keeping...
Oh!
We're keeping this bone right over here.
Goodness.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Dude, I am so lost for...
I had such a good career with my blackjack and his soulknot and shit.
Ooh! Your blackjack career will come back soon.
And... oh my god, Jesus.
Dude, that's not gonna kill a fire. That was just like at 63.
And it still got me 3,000. Damn, dude.
Oh yeah!
Smart with the bunny, we'll make it ride, we'll make it ride.
Get it ride!
Get it ride!
Oh, that's a bad thing.
That's a little bad.
Oh, nothing.
Oh my goodness, dude. I fire a positive 11 shots.
You're on fire!
Dude, I'm making fire!
Dang it!
Come on, come on, come on.
Where's Candy Dewy?
Jesus Christ.
I look over here and I just see like a negative 4,000.
That was a 5000!
Jesus did.
Oh, good job now. Look at that.
Oh, I won!
That was a good one.
Oh my god, daddy is cutting you off.
Daddy?
Yeah, pop-pop is cutting you off.
Pop-pop!
Doobie 3D, thank you.
Hello everybody.
I used to be really good at black chocolate until I took a fuck until I fucked it all
up.
No, no, you're doing great, you're doing great.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You're doing great.
I used to be somebody.
You are somebody.
I used to fucking be somebody.
You're always somebody.
Andy.
Oh, do be a henna?
Oh my god.
Do be a henna?
No.
Don't look at my numbers.
It's time for me to look at my score.
So do be sub henna.
Andy.
I'm odd.
Andy.
Did you just go bustard?
Sorry, I'm OK.
That's true.
That's true.
Listen, we help.
We made up for it.
Don't worry.
We made plenty of money
Well, they have this, uh, they have the random, I think that that might be, let's do random
items.
Yeah, those are the best, you just see what we get.
I really, really, really like the chip that gives you one free shot at all in the golden
chip.
I started the last round with that and got 3,000 instant last.
That's so hot.
It's so good.
I grab that every time.
It's free, mine as well.
You get lucky.
Wait, is there no Lost Statue?
Can we use that with Plinko?
I don't know.
There's Plinko too slow for it.
Dude, I wanna play Planko.
Me too!
I'm sleepy, I wanna play it one more time before I go to sleep.
Yes!
We need more Planko!
Planko!
I love your boss!
So cute!
I love you!
I'm a girl!
I love rock and paper!
I'm a girl!
I love rock and paper!
Are you gonna be able to play Planko in that?
I am playing Planko!
I'm practicing!
Yeah!
Planko!
Let's all go fucking play!
Planko, my eyes are...
How do I do this?
I can just do it fast.
Oh, you know?
Whee Whee Whee!
Pringles! Pringles!
Pringles! Pringles! Pringles!
Pringles! Pringles! Pringles!
I like Pringles. I have Pringles in the ear, there's Pringles.
Do you know what I haven't had in such a long time, let's talk about the other day, it's a hot pizza rolls
Oh my gosh, pizza rolls?
I haven't had pizza rolls in so long
I tried a little tiny bite of pizza
Oh, it was just cheese?
It was cauliflower pizza with cheese
Oh, cauliflower pizza is actually pretty good
It was a little bit though, it was a tiny little bite
Was it fine?
No, it was fine.
It was so cute.
It hurt a little bit, but it wasn't like...
I didn't feel like I was gonna die.
That's good, that's good.
I don't like the security one.
I can eat pizza, but even me eating pizza,
I feel like I want to die.
It tasted like a normal pizza.
I didn't even realize I was like,
oh, this is cauliflower?
What the fuck?
Yeah, you should try cauliflower mashed potatoes.
You should try cauliflower mashed potatoes, have you ever had that?
What?
Yeah, you can make cauliflower into mashed potatoes.
You should do that, it's really good.
You guys wanna play football?
Try it, try it.
Pinko, pinko, pinko, pinko, pinko.
Mouse, you should make cauliflower mashed potatoes, right?
Ooh, cauliflower mashed potatoes?
Wait, just as opposed to like regular ones?
Well yeah, cause that's what she can eat, she can eat cauliflower.
Can you make cauliflower?
It's not bad, I feel like it just has a different texture, it's like a gritty kind of, you
If you want mashed potatoes, you should make cauliflower mashed potatoes.
Shia's uncle made it one time and it's actually pretty good.
Well, he complained about it being bad because it is pretty good.
I have no idea.
I want whatever.
Oh my gosh, I would love to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but everything that you can eat.
Oh my goodness I go dude that is like the one morning. I wake up so early, and I just cook like 15 different things
Yeah, oh and then Christmas we did a ham. Oh, I did a
I want to feed you ham
Yeah, oh
You gotta try it. I want to make you a steak. I want you to try it and I'm like
I'm like I feel like 90% of the world likes steak and I just don't
Yeah, you're telling me would like ham though ham is not like too crazy. I bet I would love him
Yeah, I think you like ham.
Ham pretty good.
Holiday ham is the best.
Oh, we can make it wild.
We can make the cauliflower mashed potatoes with corn
and a little bit of ham.
You can eat that.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
Yeah, that'd be good.
Oh, the roasted corn.
Roasted corn is so good.
Roasted corn.
I do love myself a good old roasted corn.
Yummers.
I want to try prosciutto.
Pursuedo is pretty good. Pursuedo is good with cheese.
Oh, get a sharp board or a shark cootery board with Pursuedo and shark.
What the fuck are you doing over here?
Get your voice in the casino talk.
You should order yourself a sharp board because you should wear yourself.
There is something you can do that is edible arrangements but it is for a shark cootery board.
I want a cheese board!
You should try it!
I want more cheese board!
Jack's asking if you've had...
I had what?
I had what?
Pastelon.
Pastelon.
Oh, Pastelon!
Oh my god, I haven't had Pastelon in like...
What is that?
It's like a...
Yeah, it's like a Latino food.
What is it? What do you know about the long?
I just looked it up and it's like quiche with like beef, bell peppers, and I mean to me
it just sounds like a lasagna but like.
It is just like Puerto Rican lasagna.
I thought you were talking about pastels at first.
I would suck that down.
You should order a cheese board because you can get one with vegetables and fruits and
stuff like that and you can get them.
Pursuitaries or whatever and cheese.
Open it, open it.
And you can do that.
I don't know what this is.
Open it.
Open it.
What's that?
Oh, that gives you 50% earnings for the round.
I think.
I'm a winning player for extra profit.
Well, Ma'am, you need this for a Pritinko.
Hmm.
Pinko.
Pinko, Pinko, Pinko.
I think shy while it's doing the like beeping and wait what I got a photo and then you get
The second one will be here. Oh
Why don't we have flinko?
Flinko. All right, let's do the first floor
Okay, wait, who's gonna win cuz I gotta take a picture of you. No
Not me
Minimum is so wait, what do I do?
There's a blackjack.
Okay.
I'm just going to the slot machine.
Why isn't there a blackjack?
What was the fucking blackjack?
There's a blackjack for you.
Sorry, I'm doing dice.
You ready?
You want one?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you win, I'll take your picture.
One.
Okay, you need a five.
Wait.
You just need a five.
Two.
That's...
Just don't roll a one.
Okay, roll a one.
Oh my gosh.
Close.
Oh my god.
Okay, you gotta refund.
Does that count?
Yeah, but I think you should go again for sure.
I won.
I'm losing everything I touch.
I don't think I got anything.
I think I had to do it while I was at the pool.
I don't know.
YAYO! YAYO! We're ATK! Finally!
I'm dying. This is so bad.
Holy shit.
Okay, what could I possibly not lose? What if I go down here?
And on y'all!
Okay, you've got it. Hit the 8.
And on!
Owww!
Okay.
And on y'all!
Oh
It's so bad, so bad, so bad.
Oh, it's so bad.
You're so strong, kids.
Oh, and you're the best, kids.
Oh, it's so bad.
Is it a blackjack to keep me sane?
Okay, that was good.
That was like 800 bucks.
Guys, be careful.
Oh, I see.
What happened?
What if like $3,000 good?
I won the punch but now I'm struggling.
Not it.
Okay.
Not it.
Okay, one hit.
Here I am.
Yep.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna take it.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ooh!
Yeah.
I'm looking at him
I'm gonna do my choice.
Okay, that's all right.
Oh.
Did you get it?
Oh yeah, 525 bucks.
Okay.
That was good.
Okay.
Alright, who's pointing over here?
I'm running but not well.
Well...
What? What's happening?
Yeah, I'm coming over to the mouse.
Okay.
I'm just doing the little $10 bits everywhere.
I'm actually like...
Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop stop stop stop stop
Stop stop stop stop
I want a thousand dollars!
Stop stop stop stop stop
I'm in a good mood
Harry!
Candy!
Ha ha ha!
Where's gambling happening? We need to make a stop
Kill candy kill candy kill candy
It's $250 are you insane?
Oh my god. I'm so glad I carried this bat around.
Just buy a gun.
Candy, it was their blackjack. Candy, you were supposed to have 11,000 negatives.
You don't have room to talk.
Dude, watch my zigzag on this chart.
Oh boy, there we go.
Oh my god look at mine! Oh my god look at mine!
What the fuck?
Candy.
Dude candy!
Oh my god!
Candy!
You and Mouth's like almost really evened out.
I'm actually...
Fucking hell.
What the fuck happened?
Jeez.
Candy took you blackout.
Back to the gambling area.
Bunny ears, bunny ears, bunny ears maybe?
I lost twice on Ducks and then I lost like four times on Lulet.
Oh my god
I get it Randall. Yeah
Is that a threat next to me? What are you doing?
I need like a pair of sunglasses. Is that sunglasses?
It's not a problem
It's it's a it's a
No
No, I'm I'm I'm just thinking about
Oh
What to guns
I wanna go little slick back. Oh, let me go with my suit. Oh
What if I'm bald?
What if I'm bald?
What if I'm bald?
What if I'm bald?
I could be bald
I was bald
Because medics or
I could be bald what there is a reroll for cause they want to reroll
Yeah
I did it
okay
reroll cosmetics 2026
Must there is 26 glasses
I could be bald
I could be bald
I could be bald I'll roll one more time. No
I could be bald, I could be bald, I could be bald, but now we can't afford anything.
I could be bald, but I'll assault myself.
Ooh, I could be bald.
Okay, she's like on the couch.
I could be bald, I could be a bald person.
I'm trash.
Oh
It's time
I'm gonna get that last one, see.
You should use it and sing your heart out.
No, I can't, no, I can't stand it.
Yes, you kids don't have blame club today, I'm going to kill myself.
Okay.
Oh my god, it's time.
One way to where it's at.
Jack!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Guys, we're so close.
Maximum play.
It's time.
To the floor of your gambling addiction.
I love the duck, but I mean penguin, I don't like ducks, but I like the penguin
I mean...
Dude, 9300 is insane.
I just want 60!
Look at that!
What do I need? Everything you need to be here?
Me? Me?
Oh!
At least...
That's crazy.
What if I just do a cheeky little spin?
A cheeky little spin?
if we if we are safe then we can go to the next day yeah for now until i spend it all
oh i just got four thousand
hella
I'm going the way.
Ella!
Ella!
Get the fuck out of my way.
Oh, $2,500!
Prove it.
Oh, I-
$1,000!
That's-
You can use the same card.
You can hit double.
Ah!
Lid it.
And then you're spending on two hands.
Try our size one.
I want step like 40,000 away.
Oh, little step, so little step.
Did you not see?
Oh, tiny little step.
Little, little, little step.
Oh, she stole that previously.
Little, little, tiny, tiny step.
Oh.
All right.
No, it's all right.
Little step.
Oh, my God.
Little step.
Oh, my God, it's scary.
I want him to go all the way.
I can't fall away.
Oh my gosh, wait, I got so excited.
I'm scared.
Dude, that's me after this.
After this collab and after this day, that's me.
That's how I'm sleeping.
One, two, three, four, five.
OUCH!
Two, one, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!
Did I hit?
One, two, three, four!
Hey guys, we're almost under budget!
ALMOST!
Hey, we're under budget!
Yes, I know you.
Get away from me.
Candy!
Oh!
Let's candy.
What's this?
What's this?
Here it goes.
3, 2, 1.
And we're in.
Oh, thank goodness.
And 3, 2, 1.
Oh
Here goes three two one and we're in
Be careful guys be careful guys be careful
Guys be careful guys be careful guys be careful guys be careful
I'm so excited.
Something is...
Someone fell, Candy.
You see?
You actually did that in the video.
Don't work, Candy.
Don't work.
Stop it, Candy.
You like it?
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
No!
Candy!
No!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
I want to see this chart let me see the chart I have to see the chart
Let me see the trot!
I want to see the advice of loads of high school football!
Oh!
Let me see that black check!
Oh, god!
What's my hands together?
It's gonna be close.
Let's see it, Candy.
Dude, I'm excited for my own f...
Oh my god!
What the f...
Yeah!
Yeah!
I told you I had a f...
I told you I had a f...
I told you I won't wait for it and I spent like a lot of it and I spent it pretty good all thanks
I did I did fucking chex kiss I
Did it's cuz I had vodka I was drunk
Candy
I want to
I got the pee really bad.
Okay, so peaceful.
I've been drinking so much water.
Oh shit.
To the bathroom I go.
What's going on?
I won't do a lot go.
Sorry, we can re-roll.
You can re-roll?
Yeah, where do we re-roll the items?
You can't.
Near the van.
They just got re-roll twice in front of me. Oh my god.
Oh, it didn't change anything.
Oh wait, yes it did!
I re-rolled it.
Oh the propeller hat!
Oh we have to get that.
It's only two.
Okay, let's assess.
Box, mustache.
Alright, I'll re-roll it again.
Oh wait!
God!
I got it.
I can't re-roll it again.
Let's go play Pincel.
Holy fuck.
Now I look like Kyle this looks like something I go I go play polka yeah
literally ladies um ladies sunglasses if I could get some sunglasses that would
be a nominal ladies I'm sorry I'll be good
how's it gonna get played on by a nerd huh oh shit yeah four eyes of the media
I won't go silly with it.
Watch out.
Oh, oh, oh, over your head.
Oh, oh, oh.
Watch it.
Watch it.
Traveling.
Traveling.
Pass the cord.
Traveling.
Oh, trick shot.
Whoa.
You see that?
You look like a cartoon concept of a child.
Play it.
Play it.
Play it.
Oh, oh, oh.
How's it going?
Play it.
What the hell's shy of?
Yeah, this is what it feels like to get played on by a poor eyes McGee over here.
Everything that could...
Get out!
You're railing on me!
Uh-huh.
What?
Oh!
This reel isn't the fucking guy, it just says horse.
Wait, that's awesome.
I call them horsies when I play, that makes sense.
Naya!
That's what you guys are saying when you take a shot.
Naya!
Naya!
Naya!
You're just crazy that I won like 80k and I'm still negative, like I'm still quick candy.
You're doing great candy.
Now, look at this.
I can show you the world.
Shining shimmering splendid.
Tell me princess, now when do you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
I think you wonder by wonder
Over under and sideways on a
I think you got my bit
I'm going to hide
I'm going to hide
A whole new world
I'm going to hide
Check this out, wait watch this
Here we go, wait watch this
Look at this, look at this, watch this
Oh gosh, I can't really see because
Okay, it's fine. You watch this look at this look at this jump it up. Here we go guys watch this what?
Oh, watch this jump the jump jump jump and we jump jump jump watch this oh shit. Oh
I'm sorry. No, that's insane
Not bad
That is our mouse, you know who our mouse is
I'm trying to look around you that's fine oh chat here we go oh here we go
Oh, watch this.
Okay, wait, watch, watch this.
Okay, wait.
What the fuck am I going?
Okay, wait, watch, watch this.
Wait, almost there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shoot.
Okay, wait, watch this.
Yeah, I feel like this final fantasy
like prepared me for this shit.
Oh, sh, oh my God, where'd she go?
Oh, there she is.
Yeah, fuck!
say we're only dreaming
oh no
what?
oh fuck, you can like make it to the second one and just go straight up
yup, I'm up here baby
Christ?
yeah
I don't see this.
What?
You can just jump from the red pipe
to the end of the blue one.
Unless you don't want to cheat, I guess.
No, I just want to be up there.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
I'm getting E.P., but I really want to play P.P.
I'm back.
We need that play go. Hey!
Hello, where am I?
Oh, obstacle.
The end is never the end is never the end.
Motherfucker.
Wow.
Oh, shoot.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Here we go.
Look, I did pretty good.
I cheated.
He's taking me to a whole new world.
Oh, no.
Don't you dare close your eyes.
Why are you talking?
Don't you dare close your eyes.
Oh, really? Why do I have to close my eyes, huh?
Oh, you don't you don't have to what if I want to
I think
Right
Here we go
Yeah, the tippy put an expedition like
expedition 33 reference
Hello.
Back to gamble.
Wake up time.
Flamingos.
It's time.
Gamble.
Pinko-pong and Pinko-pong.
I don't see that fucking pinko square there.
I need Pinko.
Be good.
I'll just sit in the slot machine and do like one of the little bets.
Oh, one of the little bets.
I'll be good.
What?
Pinko-pong!
Wait, before we go up, look at this guy.
this guy he's got so many items I need to bring my can also want to do the
bullshit alcohol alcohol okay you're gonna be drunk oh you want to oh yeah
give me the give me the drunk and then I'd be good if I don't go and not be a
dumb bitch it up I'm gonna put this inside the Plinko machine on top of the
stuff that's all the shit scores and hopefully it prevents the ball from
The Planko Machine!
Is it Planko?
Oh my god.
No.
Blackjack.
Alright, now how do I do this?
I don't know, chat.
How?
How do I do this?
Oh, how to do it.
Mousy, ready?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Dude, there's hands.
That's it.
I see, it's just about tossing it the right way.
Oh!
Oh!
Look at you go!
Oh my god.
Dude, this is gonna be awesome.
Dude, I'm gonna go.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was good.
That was good.
That felt good.
Come over and look at this shit.
Oh look, she did it.
Oh my god, it didn't work.
Uh oh.
It worked the first time.
That didn't feel as good.
I mean like been born, you know, yeah
Who was it gonna hurt?
Not hurt anybody. It's a victim who's crying.
Honestly, yeah. Who cares if I can pay my bills?
Yeah.
We need so much money. Let's do this.
I feel like the government should pay the money for me.
Because I'm cool.
Yeah.
Here we go. Watch this. Here we go. Watch this one guys.
Here it goes.
okay this this here goes one oh my god and he's now 25 day oh wait do you have
to like put it in there yeah you want to block the shit scores Shia
I think you need to just be like really close to it, right?
I just don't know.
Woo!
Yeah, bud! Woo!
Oh my gosh.
Okay, wait, what if you did it from the back?
I mean, that's $1,000! Good job!
What was winning, babe?
I won so much money.
Ta-da!
I'm winning many.
Okay, that was not so much.
Yeah, but you know the next one of course will be better.
This one.
Yay!
Oh!
Yay!
15,000 dollars is positive.
Come on, ball.
Oh.
Come on, ball.
Come on, ball.
Come on, ball.
Come on, ball.
My horse, ball.
Okay.
I'd like the same.
My horse, ball.
Come on.
You didn't curse it.
It's just shot.
My horse, ball.
Okay.
I'd like the same.
My horse, ball.
Come on.
You didn't curse it.
It's just shot.
My horse, ball.
It's a shambles, go in the right cup.
Go in the cup.
In the cup.
Go in the right cup bowl.
Go in the cup.
Have you gotten it in at all, doing your best?
I did, I did, but it wasn't in a good spot.
What if you dropped it from here?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah.
There you go.
Ow.
There you go.
Oh!
See, but like, not that.
You want to tilt it towards the big score somehow.
Oh.
But like, maybe like...
If I do it like...
See?
If we can go...
Oh my god.
Okay, wait, that actually works really well.
Try it, try it, try it.
Okay.
Fuck.
Okay, wait!
Okay, that's just great!
That's just good!
Send it.
Oh no, girl, you got to full send it.
Okay, that can still happen.
I have to go to the machines.
Oh my god, I have to get back to 6.
Over there?
I have to go somewhere. I have to go somewhere.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, that one.
It was really cool when I was...
It was really cool when I was winning.
It was really cool when I was winning.
I lost really bad.
Oh, I just want you grand.
I won $60,000, um, don't have that anymore.
Was Planko fun?
Planko was very fun.
That's good.
Uh oh, you pick up the bag.
I can't pick up the bag anymore.
We got a place to live.
Hey!
WOOOOOO!
AHAAAAA!
Dude, we got a place to live.
AHAAA!
Damn.
Nothing.
Uh-oh.
We gotta go all in.
Uh-oh.
Hey, guys!
Hey, I think we did great job.
Shit.
Hey, Andy, we did a great job, we all got it.
Shit!
Better.
Okay, that's a great round to end up, because I'm still eating.
Ah, it's real bad.
Plinko's so fun.
I love Plinko!
I love Plinko!
Oh my god.
I did so good until I did so bad.
You're gonna see it.
You're gonna see it.
I fucking love Plinko!
Here we go.
You're gonna, you're gonna.
Whoa, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy.
Oh my gosh.
Candy, candy, candy.
See, it looked like for a little bit there,
I was doing sorry, Ed.
I think I'm crying.
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
I'm like,
it stopped.
It stopped.
Wait.
What?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Time to kill myself.
Yay, I'm gonna kill myself.
Flash positive.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, it's been fun.
My life's worth sweating in the blue sky.
Yeah, you like it?
Oh, yes.
You like it?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh no, she did great.
I tried my best.
Not bad.
Rose, thank you.
You definitely tried.
Shia!
Candy!
What?
What the hell?
What?
That's not real.
You're crazy, you're crazy.
Can we check that out?
OK.
Paul.
I want to check the shop, and then drive the money.
The money is right in there.
I want you to want to bet.
You know it's going to show us.
Or should we pull up now?
Or maybe not.
Fucking hates me.
Fucking hates me.
Game hates me.
Game hates me.
That's why we roll.
We roll.
We roll.
Roll it.
We roll it.
Wait.
Game fucking hates me.
me. Is that a carrot shirt? No. We rolled it. We rolled it one more time. One more time.
He fucking hates me. Did it do it? He hates me. Not up here. He fucking hates me. He didn't
like me. He hates me. He hates me. He doesn't want me to have fun. I was doing it so good.
Oh
Yeah, it's crazy cuz everything else is being repeating
I
Eyes
I'm going to go to bed
I'm eat people I want to think oh once more good night candy
Good night!
Good night!
Good no!
I'm just gonna assume she can hear me even though I think she's muted.
She can hear me.
Oh, she has no mouth. Okay.
I see.
Good night!
I leave now.
I really want to re-roll this door.
I re-rolled.
Yeah, still nothing.
Re-roll, re-roll!
Dude, this is crazy.
Oh, wait, that's the hair that I wanted.
It's like, so bad.
Are you a... oh, you're a chicken nugget, too.
Oh.
Oh, that's good, I can carry each other.
Uh, we...
Wait, what if I tell everything?
Aw!
Okay.
She like...
Hang out? Uh-oh.
Alright.
I will.
I'm going to sell my body.
I'm going to sell my body.
Okay, I guess I'll take it.
All right, I'm going to sort of put you in.
No, it's still not there and I don't know if I can sell enough parts to feed a devletron.
No
Well off we go grab each other grab each other
And then you grab buff.
We'll be in front of the slob machine.
We'll be in the slob machine.
We'll be in the slob machine.
I won't be in the slob machine.
I won't be in the slob machine.
right now
Machine
This is like this is what being a parent must be like
We're trying to get enough money so we can go back
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh shit.
I don't know.
I'm a symbiote, baby.
See?
You can't keep me down.
Oh my gosh.
I will find a way to gamble, bro.
You can't get me down, baby!
You can't get me down!
I was bedridden for years, I know how to scoot around!
I know how to scoot around, baby! I know how to scoot around!
Oh, I mean...
You know...
I can't, I can't...
This is like...
This is like really...
I'm so full of witty.
I want 90 dollars.
You can't keep a cute chicken nugget down.
fuck yo!
this is so fucked
oh you got it
I don't even care anymore
don't judge my habits
oh shit
don't judge me and my habits
oh shit
Don't judge me in my habit.
Don't judge me.
Yeah!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
Rhonda, where's my O2 case, Rhonda?
Uh-oh.
Oh, that's me.
Is this... is this like actually...
I need a single wreck.
Oh, okay, wait a minute.
Yay!
Oh, okay.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
So that I can um...
Grab?
Grab.
So that's me in my cell right there.
It's really true.
So I can hold my bike in between the lights.
He's just like,
yeah yeah I got a fat in my body face and you can look at it.
That's what I'm talking about.
He's like, you can't hold your bike in between the lights.
Yeah, and you can think about it.
They're talking about both cheeks.
What's that out of the car?
I'm people comfy.
What's that out of the car?
Mommy.
I didn't, I'm in the car.
Oh.
You have to put both down, I believe.
Oh.
I think it's like, I say like, you enjoy it, and like, it's there and it's warm and you...
Oh
There you go
You got it. Oh, yeah, oh my god
We try our best. Oh
Oh no, it was so bad. I lost so bad at gambling.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
I got to go check for the up on ears, okay, and then I'm going to bed because
I have to get out of here morning all day all night and I'm all day all night all morning all the time
all the time. This game hates me. The medicine. Wait we can re-roll. It doesn't like me. We can re-roll one time or two times.
Nothing. Nothing. It doesn't want me to have fun.
Rrrrrr!
Re-roll again? Re-roll.
That's the halo. Bro why? That's not why it gives me.
It's a headphones. That's kinda cute.
Yeah but it's not funny ears. We can re-roll one more time.
One more time.
One more time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
Hey, this is...
Why?
How?
Do they fucking hate you?
Hey, specifically you.
Yeah, they...
Number one rain over.
Oh.
I think right here, that's good.
No bunny.
What if I...
What if I...
I don't know anything?
What?
No bunny here, re-roll again.
How is this possible?
It can't beat me. Developers actively blocking my account from getting them.
Funny here.
You don't need money, I mean, let me...
I don't need money, I mean, let me...
I'm gonna kill you, man.
You gotta do another one.
Take out an eye.
Oh, look at this hat.
It's a little monster.
I bought a dog collar she needs all the dog collars yeah look look look wait where is
it oh that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one
That's a good, that's a good, that's a good, that's a good
How'd you do what yeah fucker fucker
All right.
Oh, what if I throw you in in the hoop?
I need to die.
I have to die.
I died.
I died.
Died.
I died.
I died too.
I died.
I can't.
I died.
I've been up since.
I've been so early.
The pill is.
So much.
Is it you?
I don't know.
I'm so many women walk around in bed all the time.
I'm sorry.
I was so late.
And then we got to scream on both of them.
Oh, I forgot.
No, you're fine.
You're great.
You did great.
I was fine.
You were so good.
You were so good.
I was thanks.
Kenny, your munit.
I was sorry I was shy because of my dog shit performance in blackjack
well that's what I think candy that's could have been better candy could have
If you got that dick out of your mouth you would have been better
That is the first time you have said that to me
Well well well
I wanted to have fun with my friends
I guess I achieved that while making chat really mad
Really mad at me
Really mad really pissed really mad really pissed off. Oh, I
Just kept full sending it what I shouldn't have
We can be okay, but that's what gambling is about taking risk. Yeah, folks. I'm not looking at the money
That is such terrible advice, but what a great time what an amazing
Yeah, you know that gambler, or they quit before they win.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I should have sold my body parts here, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Well, I love you guys.
I'm out of here.
I'm going to die now.
Bye.
OK, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
I love you, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Oh
I'm just I'm just have okay. What what are you doing? What are you doing? I don't know. I'm just gonna keep on dreaming
What about you? Okay? Oh?
I probably want to go do vintage story even though it's like true bull torch is suffering
But I need to like get a house and some basics going and I can have chat backs eat me
I don't know if I have the strength to be in there.
Well...
I mean, that's bad.
I need to install it.
I haven't installed it yet, because I want a new computer.
I don't even have access to it.
We gotta get you in there!
No, I mean, like, I think the developers of Vintage Story have blocked me from getting it.
I tried to get it before, and it just said I was unable to do it.
Like, my ID was blocked.
What?
Oh.
Are you a pro player?
I just don't think all the developers hate me in the world
Yeah, well, I don't know
Well we got beef
I've got a I've got a I don't know. I'm just gonna go beat my meat
Okay, I
Yeah, I'm gonna beat up. Well, I have no food. I have to go beat up me
That's and and make mud that sounds like
Yeah, that's basically my plan make mud and me. Okay
Yeah, you jealous
Okay, well, I'm I'm gonna head out there candy and mouse
Yeah, I
Love you
Hopefully one day we can you know really get there all the way I can't but all the way to the top way
If I just if somebody put a leash on me, I think we could do it
You just go let me get to a certain point. We saw do it. I think we could have done it. Yeah. Yeah, just get a baseball bat
Truly do it
Yeah, I think it really helped I think it really works
You let me get to a really high point and then I and then I'm like the guys we could keep going and then no
No, that's where it helps. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's yeah, if you move the bat then carry me
I think I'm good. I shall be that
There you go
All right, bye everybody
Okay.
Shia, are you...
Matt, what are you doing?
I don't know yet.
Okay, I guess I'll leave, because Shia's not leaving.
I'll leave. Okay, goodbye, guys. Bye!
Bye!
I'm not going to leave.
I'm not going to leave?
Finally.
No, I'm going to go to bed.
I've been up since so early.
Sleepy E.B. I want to keep gambling though. That's really fun. I do want to beat it me too
I want to feel like when we get into our brains. We always get games
How we beat like how we beat a digging game? Yes. Oh, we could do it
We just need to unlock the full potential. Yes, if we unlock the full potential
Surely we can beat this one
Yeah, just tell me when yeah, I think we should again soon
So how soon Tuesday Wednesday?
Tuesday Wednesday Wednesday, okay Wednesday Wednesday wait wait
Oh, we can do that. That's my birthday celebration
27
Because my birthday is the 28th. So I was gonna just stream on the 27th until midnight
Because I don't stream on my birthday
We play on your birthday celebration day
Yippee, that'd be fun
I would love to gamble with friends on my birthday
We'll gamble with friends on your birthday, birthday
Yeah, that'd be fun
Yeah
Yippee, okay
Awesome, perfect
I love it
Have a good rest of your night
I love you, thanks for hanging out
Yeah, thanks for hanging out with me.
Thanks.
Okay, good night.
Good night.
Okay, Miss Yority, bye.
Miss Yority, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Wow.
I didn't get to do my soundboard.
I didn't even get to do my soundboard.
I didn't even get to do my soundboard.
The soundboard, yes the soundboard.
Stretching, hold on.
Would you like the Espanol that Shia's been wearing?
Yes, I do.
Who's teaching them all these things?
Just chat.
I'm sorry I'm shooting a question to somebody what the fuck
I don't think he's... I don't think Rob is awake right now.
I don't think, I don't think he's, I don't think Rob is awake right now.
I just sent Rob a message.
Anyway, I don't think, I don't think he's awake right now.
That was fun!
No Rob?
I was gonna ask him a question, but I don't think I think it should be okay.
He was up late.
Shia!
Shia, thank you for the raid!
I have fun gambling!
Thank you very very much!
Thanks for gambling your buns with me!
Hello bunnies.
You know I was supposed to be a bunny, but I didn't.
I didn't I ended up being a demon vtuber the Satan I bet he's tired. Oh my god. I feel bad
I woke up so late today
I didn't mean to wake up that late, but I woke up late after I had the panel and the meeting greet today
I walked on the treadmill for 35 minutes. I did all of my like I took a shower. I did my skincare routine
I did all that stuff and then I went to bed
And then I woke up late as shit
I woke up late as hell, bro.
You know?
Yeah, 35 minutes now.
I increased to 35 minutes this week.
My goal is to make it to an hour by the end of the year,
which right now, at the trajectory I'm going,
I think it'll be way before the year is over.
I had to ease up on like, I started doing squats and stuff but I had to ease up on that
because that one really hurt a lot and I think it's because of like the back muscles in my
legs.
You have a TV or listen to music while walking.
Sometimes I listen to music.
I have a Peloton so I will either listen to music or I'll put on Netflix or a show
or I'll watch YouTube, or I watched Twitch one time,
but on the Peloton, I started doing these scenic walks
where it's like you look at the walking and running
and it's going through cities and towns and stuff.
And sometimes they have, I haven't done any of the classes
yet because I'm nervous to do a class,
but I started doing the scenic walks and stuff.
I've been doing a scenic walk and then there's like there's a lot of things like there's
actually a game on the peloton where they'll have like a mix of like different music and
you can walk to the mix and it's kind of like it's kind of like as you walk it's like a
game and you earn points as you walk and like at different moments of the song you have
to change the incline and the speed of the walking, and depending on how much you increase,
uh, depending on how much you increase, that's how many points you get.
It's pretty cool! It's pretty fun!
It's a game! It's a game!
yes gamify everything would win mouse or the flash
is it all the lever handles or it's just there no it has the handle the dials on the side
my machine has the dials on the side and it's treadmill
I don't have the bike or anything, or the stair-waffer one.
I don't have that one.
Mine is just the dial on the side, and then the incline.
It's crazy, because it's pretty scary,
because when you move the dial for the incline,
it moves the treadmill up.
Like, the treadmill actually kind of moves a little bit.
And I'm like, oh my god, what the fuck?
I thought that it was just gonna do like resistance like I thought okay well incline means resistance
so it's just gonna add resistance or whatever uh yeah the resistance is that the treadmill
actually moves.
It moved and I got scared the first time I did it cuz I'm like
Yeah, I didn't know I thought about like oh this is gonna be like a resistance thing
And I'm like what the fuck that's crazy. The shit just like moved up
It just moves up and I'm like
Bro, if it was, if, I mean, you could get seriously injured if you don't know what you're doing,
but also like, I feel like I have to be very careful.
I have to be very careful because you can seriously injure yourself.
Also, it's a struggle, like, it's not struggling, struggling, but it's like, it takes effort
to get on and off the treadmill, especially to get off the treadmill for me.
Getting off the treadmill is harder than getting on because I told you guys before, I can walk
upstairs a little bit but I can't walk downstairs because the muscles in my leg, because of muscular
atrophy, the muscles that are required to walk down a step do not work.
So I can't walk downstairs.
But now I can kind of do it now.
I can kind of do it now, I can walk up,
but I can kind of go down now.
It was, it's easier to go down on the treadmill now.
Like to get off the treadmill.
It's easier.
I've noticed a lot of improvements.
I've noticed a lot of things.
Cause I, I think I told you guys, I had like,
I have like a, I have an issue with my foot
that I can't like, I cannot step on solid ground
with one of my feet, like with my legs,
Because of muscular atrophy, I have an issue with being flat foot on the floor.
And it was... oh my god.
It's been...
The muscle and whatever the thing is back there, it's so tight.
But slowly, as I've been walking, it'll slowly untighten.
Like really, really slow.
So like at first I couldn't put my foot on the ground, but now when I walk by like a few minutes now
I could finally put my foot on the ground and walk like normal
Well, like it's like getting better
It's getting better it's getting better
It's like I had I had a
Add severe I like pretty bad drop foot for those of you that don't know what that is. It's when you're bedridden for a long time
You can't like you can't flex your foot your foot stays down
You don't you like lose the muscles to flex your feet up
Your foot stays down
But now like I can kind of like I can do it. I can kind of do it it it's very
It feels very tight and it's very like annoying but it's it's no progress
Have you heard of gout I do not have gout
But I've heard of it, but I do not have that
All right, I heard of it every time chair flamenco there's chair flamenco
She's not rough. Oh my god, rough. I heard that gout really hurts. I heard it really really hurts
I heard it really really hurts. Yeah, I I I had um this whole thing is like a
Product of like me being bedridden for like multiple years, so
whenever you watch a show on television or in the movies and you see a character
that's been in a coma or has been bedridden for a long time and is walking
normal the second they get out of bed y'all know that that's a fucking big-ass
lie right that's a biggest fucking lie that's a big-ass lie bro
oh my god that is a that is one big ass lie
they lie to you they lie to you they think oh yeah I've been bedridden for
years I just woke up from a from a five-year coma oh let me walk up the
the hospital now is like
I know you're fucking lying bro
freaking rig grimes I'm looking at you rig grimes mr. I was in the hospital for a few months
Walk back to your house normal rode a fucking bike
I
Look at you, bro
Ain't no way this motherfucker rode a bike after being in a fucking coma and
He's built different fuck
Watch me. I'm gonna oh my god the fuck stop
Listen, I love Kill Bill. I love Kill Bill a lot. I love Kill Bill, but that scene is bullshit, bro.
That scene? Wiggle your- the whole wiggle your big toe scene? If they come out and say, oh yeah,
that whole scene, it actually took like seven- that wasn't like a day thing. Okay. Ain't no fucking way.
That woman was in a coma for how long?
I can't wiggle my toes, I'm wiggling my toes right now.
I'm wiggling my toes right now.
But you know, if you like that quote, you know, it's a good quote though because it symbolizes
The struggle of doing something really hard that seems impossible, you know, like, you're in this situation where like, the world, the world beat you into the ground and you're crushed into the ground and somehow you find the strength to get up and pick yourself up and to go and fuck the world right back.
You know what I mean?
It's a good message, however.
But it's a good message, I like that movie a lot.
Beautiful movie.
Beautiful movie, but it's very obvious how much he loves feet because there's just so
much feet in that movie.
I mean it was front and center for a long time, we had to stare at our feet for so long.
We had to stare at her feet the whole time.
I feel like I know Uma Thurman's feet by memory.
But how much we had to look at her feet?
Quentin Taring Fido.
She does have long toes. I'm like, I don't know, like...
I, for me, I don't have long toes like that.
I remember when I had Rhabdomelosis once. I couldn't walk down the stairs to go to the hospital because I couldn't bend my knees or I would crash down.
So I went down backwards since I could lock them that way.
That's what people have been telling me to do it backwards, but it's scary.
But like, for me, it's not really my knees. I'm sorry to hear that happen to you.
For me it's not really my knees, it's like my ankle, like the muscle, like my calves and like the, I guess it's like the tendon or ligament in my ankles.
They're pretty weak, they're very weak. For me it's like an ankle issue, more than a knee issue.
Also for a time, it's actually gotten better. Ever since I started walking it kind of stopped happening.
For quite some time, every time I would get up out of bed and like move around, I felt like my hips were going to pop out of place, but when I started walking, that kind of like stopped happening, so now I feel like I have more like stability like in my hips for some reason, I don't know.
I just felt, I always felt like, I felt like the stress as if, it was like a stress on
my hip as if like my hip was gonna pop out.
It was, it was pretty bad, it, especially how it happened to me, I was like, oh, no,
I find it funny how anime shows hospitals so empty, no nurses and no receptionist, so
patients just walk out all the time.
True, people just walk out, like it's normal, you can't just walk out.
yeah like I felt like you know how like you know how like sometimes you're like
hyperextended it'll feel like oh my god my arm my elbow's gonna pop out of
place or something have you ever like hyperextended stuff I just felt like I
was like I felt that feeling like in my hips especially when I like got up from
like a sitting position or when I was like moving around too quickly like when
And I would go to the bathroom and I would get up from the toilet like I felt that hyperextension
in my hip and now ever since I started walking like I don't really feel that hyperextension
anymore like I don't feel that feeling in my hips as if it's going to come out it was
pretty scary oh my god what the fuck what's hernia operation I'm so sorry to hear that
Oh no, honey, honey is suck, bro. My dad had one a long time ago, a while back ago, and it was it was a lot for him.
How long since you've started the walking exercises, um, I've done a total of, I think
it was if I remember correctly I've done 47 walks. I've done 47 walks. Yeah, I showed
to my sister and she started crying. My sister just started crying. She was like, I can't
believe you've done 47 walks. Moonwalk, when? I'm gonna teach myself how to moonwalk. How
many miles do you think? The last time I checked, it wasn't today, but I did check a few days
ago and it was over 10 miles it was over 10 miles out I looked at over 10 miles
and I was like but it was like a few days ago when I checked it was like 10.7
miles. Oh, I forgot to tilt corner that.
As Garner said in the yogurt, oh my god, no, I haven't showed it to him yet.
I haven't showed it to him yet.
I think we're gonna, wait, I'll show it to him when we play games again.
As a yogurt man?
I still need a lot of improvement, but I'm happy because I feel like I have a lot more
energy.
I feel like I have a lot more energy.
I feel happier.
I'm trying my best. I do get very sad when I feel sick though. And then I'm like oh no,
I'm gonna go back to square one. Ah, it's over. I'm like it's over. Let's say it's
We'll just take a fork in me. I'm done bury me bury me in the fucking cemetery
Barry me in the damn cemetery bury me in the cemetery
I was hoping to give you some fatter but maybe next year don't worry you can I already promised
anime fest that I will be there next year so I will see you next year it will be I actually
promised them more than just being there I actually promised the concert too so I promised
them a concert. So concert in check! Concert in check! Well that was insane. Or those of
you that missed it. In case you missed it, I did anime fest. And this was the turn out
at Anime Fest in Tate, and I was extremely shocked.
I was extremely shocked, I was extremely...
Oh my God, the art was so good, bro.
The art was so good.
It was so good.
Oh, I, honestly, I love showing this picture
because I love looking at the architecture
because the venue looks incredible.
I loved everything about this building.
This building is so beautiful!
How come we don't have buildings like this?
Oh!
I hope that one Iron Mouse cosplayer knows that we saw her.
She does.
You wanna know why?
Cause she was in the crowd and I mentioned her
and she was like sitting in like, her second row.
She was like sitting in her second row.
And I was like, I saw you, I saw you,
you walked right past me, I saw you.
You walked right by me.
Bro, I can't, I, I am, the art is so good.
Oh my God, their artists are so, like, I was, I was blown away at the art.
I'm so happy we got to buy quite a few pieces that were really, really nice.
I'm so glad that we got to buy some stuff.
I hope that everything will be better when we go to Doka Me.
I'm gonna go for me. Hopefully my the tech will be will be a bit better
Where we troubleshoot it with the company and they fix the problem
She's in chat, where is she? I saw you. Oh my god, Sarah. Thank you for dressing up as me
Thank you, I loved it, and I saw you.
You walked right by us, you walked right by us.
And we saw you on stream, and I'm like,
oh my god, that's me!
We walked right by you.
We walked right by you, we wanted to chase you down.
I'm so happy that I got to see your cosplay,
and I got to see you.
Thank you so much for dressing up as me.
And you made the guitar too, it looked so good.
It was very very cute!
Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you for gifting Sora a sum, thank you very much!
I was on my way to pick up a print of this exact model of you.
Oh my god, really?
Oh, well thank you, thank you, thank you very much!
Oh my god.
We were watching part of the panel earlier.
It was an amazing cosplay. Hold on let me put on my hair hold up.
How do I put my hair on? Hold on.
EARING THE WAY ALL IS FLOPPING OVER EMBRACE THE BOLD
I don't want to be bold!
I don't want to be bold!
Oh no!
What the f-
No!
I think it's over!
Oh no, what's up? No, thank you so much for the raid, though. I hope you had a good
stream. Thank you for the raid, Sticky. Oh. What are you guys doing, huh? What are you
guys doing? Yoga class? You yogaing? Hello, everybody. Hello, I've just been yapping for
a little bit. I'm glad you guys chilled. I'm glad you guys had a good time. I hope you
have, oh, no yoga today. Oh, maybe tomorrow, then yoga maybe tomorrow.
If you want anime festers today too, so if team is there, there can be second round before
artists start to back up in four-ish hours. Oh, I don't, I, I can't seem to get in touch
Rob. I don't want to like Rob did such a great job and he worked so hard yesterday um
so I don't want to I don't want to like bug him but it's okay there's always next year
and we have Dokomii next week that's gonna be fun Dokomii is gonna be a lot because if I if I
remember correctly for my Dokomii um for Dokomii my schedule is let me look I have it I have it
I have a meet and greet on Friday, a panel on Saturday, and another meet and greet on
Sunday.
So, I think, I don't know when our Dokomite IRL is going to be, it might be on Friday
or Saturday, I think.
Oh, I don't know. Does this send you to the doctor? Oh, God.
My sister had to sit down with my mom and be like,
we have to reschedule the appointment. You don't understand. She can't do it.
This isn't like her stream where she could just be like,
I'm canceling stream and I can do it another time.
This is like an event that she signed a contract for and she has to do it.
it can't just like not show up because then people will be very upset and sad and
it's an obligation it's like this is her job she has to do it and I'm like yeah
I have to do it it's my job
I have my mom go to my place to go to my meet and greet do you want to be my mom
You wanna be my mom?
No.
She's my mom.
You can't be my mom.
Stay away from my mom.
Stay away from my mom!
Don't say that.
She might be like,
I'll be everybody's mom.
I'll be everybody's mom.
She will mommy.
She will mommy.
She's a professional mom.
She is a professional mom.
You will, mommy.
Mom debut when?
I don't know.
I'm going to test the water soon because
I know my sister wants...
I want to do a video with my sister
and my brother said that
he doesn't mind coming around.
My mom, she's scared.
I talked to my mom. My mom's really, really scared.
So I might like do like a clip
and have her say hi and then
and then see how she feels.
But she's really scared.
She's really, she's really scared, she's nervous.
Ending you hello from the Czech Republic at Anime Fest.
I really enjoyed your Q&A
and I hope for the promised concentration.
Don't worry.
It will happen.
Thank you very much.
Hopefully, well, I hope it will happen if they can.
I'm sure they can.
I talked to the director and he said that he would love for me to have a concert there so I'm assuming that that means that they are prepared.
I know that my team will be speaking with them to see the logistics on how we can organize this so we'll see.
So we'll see. We'll see.
We'll see but everybody was very very nice, very very nice.
5 concerts this year? We have multiple concerts THIS YEAR!
Livestream for Iron Mom sounds wisky. How many wrote in the past that she'll call Mouse
by her real name? She will.
Peer recorder could be cool though. She will, but also my mom has nicknames for
me that um actually not only what she docks me she called me the name of everybody in
our family because she's gonna I don't know if you guys have had this happen with your
parents but like they'll call every single name other than you and you're standing in
front of her like that's not my name that's not my name that's not my name that's not
What's my name?
Nope.
Nope, that's not me.
That's not me.
How is that?
It'll be like rapid fire names over and over again.
That's what, like, I'll watch other VTubers bring their parents on and I'm like, man.
How do they not box, like, they're so lucky that they have, like, parents on and on.
that like are very mindful and won't like accidentally dox
Yeah, I feel like if my if my parents were younger like they'd probably be able to do it, but my parents are way too old, dude
My parents are my parents are way older and
They're from an era
They're from an era where like there were no computers
They were from the no computers era. No computers, no cell phones.
You know, so they don't really know.
My mom had me at an older age.
age. She was seasoned when she had me. So I feel like everybody has like young parents
and like they're like yeah my mom is like my best friend and I'm like well my mom's
my mom well my mom is my mom number the question what theory of time travel to
you subscribe to the most singular timeline theory multiverse theory or
something else why multiverse theory because it sounds the most interesting
But who knows?
But who knows?
Stop that theory.
Chad, do you want to watch the rest of the panel?
Do you want to watch the rest of the panel?
I'm sure it's fine if we could watch the rest of it.
Oh why why wait for her time to take my medicine I will play a game I will play a game I will
play a game
that won't play
oh
oh
that won't play a game
she's so pretty bro
she's so pretty
hey her
They want me back next year and send beer and what's up?
Yeah, next year I'll have a cup of beer.
So the next question is, what's the next one to get a new cinema role?
By the way, they wrote it wrong. It's cinema role. There is no end.
Yeah! There's no end!
No end. No end. Just cinema role.
Did you get a new one?
What are you thinking? I got the rule no one.
I got one with a heart on his mind and I got another one that's a real man.
and they're so cute and I can't wait for them to get to my house.
I will come then.
He's the easiest way to support your manager
because he has a cinema role on his backpack.
So I was like, oh, they're at the streaming
and I saw a cinema role hanging on a background.
Everybody brought cinema roles, bro.
Still, we still don't have the only problem
where the whole cinema role.
Oh, we just released it.
He's definitely so adorable.
He is.
Oh my god, I forgot about that.
We basically said that when Rob comes next year, he'll wear a cinnamon roll costume.
Taking his hat off.
I see him right there.
It would be great.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it for him.
Next time, we fast full-on cinnamon roll cosplay.
Yes!
The one scene.
The one scene.
The Kigurumi cinnamon roll.
But it's the Kigurumi.
It's the one scene.
That's gotta be adorable.
He's gonna represent.
I seriously...
He's got a rubber.
He's got a rubber.
I seriously don't understand this.
The rubber was literally there.
This is how he found out.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Ahhhh!
Rub was in like the front row, so he heard everything.
Bad rubber.
Sorry.
That's so cool.
But they are not as bad as they sound.
Don't say that.
That's unreal.
Hopefully not.
So this is not a question, just a genuine thank you for being such an inspiration for everyone.
Awwww.
Awwww.
That's so sweet.
Who sent this question?
Can we have a hand?
We need her to be a sweet person.
I don't see a hand.
They don't want to tell you.
Because the way that we did it was like they would put a QR code on the screen and they would be like,
They would be like, oh, if you want to send a question,
just scan the QR code, and then you would send it.
And then she would ask the questions from her tablet.
From a apple.
Well, I was very lonely.
I wanted to make friends because I've been very sick
for a long time.
And I was an impotent boy outside.
It does help filter weird questions, it's true!
And I remember watching streamers on my computer and I'm like,
And I was telling you that I was up to eight games
And I talked to people and they were like,
Oh, how else are you going to read me?
I think also they like, they worried about,
Because like, I can't speak the language and I don't know
So like, if somebody comes up to the mic and says something bad
Like, I won't know if they said anything bad
you know it does help a lot because you don't know you know cuz I don't speak
I'm not cool.
Yeah, there's definitely a personal thing.
A personal thing is amazing.
I think I do that at a little event.
There was another event that I went to that did it,
but I don't recall which one,
but if I do remember correctly,
I think they were translating what I said in French.
So, uh, I think it was somewhere in Canada, maybe?
I think it was somewhere in Canada where we used it, but I don't...
I don't remember, but they... but that... they did... they did it that way, too.
Um, I think it was in Quebec, I don't know. I... I... roll my brain.
I'm afraid. I just know that they were translating in French.
I did not!
Oh my god, look how much they did in 10, 14, 20, 20 years.
Oh my god, they did not.
They did not pay all the money.
Oh my god.
You know, I have been doing this for quite a few years,
and this is one of the biggest crowd that I've seen here.
Oh my god.
Thank you for coming to see me today.
And how many cinnamon rolls will it take us to get here next year?
Oh, well, the truth is zero, but can I not inflate a lot?
Yes!
So if anyone from the artist's alley is listening to us, please!
Yes!
Yes!
I hope you enjoy being in Texas with you.
I didn't manage to see you because of preparing for my friend.
I had a great time!
I had a great I had a great time. I had so much fun. It was so much fun. I loved it
It I everybody was super super nice and
I'm gonna be honest this panel felt like it was five minutes
It was it was it was like an hour, but it felt like it was five minutes long because it was so much fun
And there's this new anime, and female.
I also watched the fire force and then I'd jump around everywhere.
My ADHD kicking in, bro, me jumping topics.
But I'm trying to watch a show, but I can't do what this show.
Can I put it on this?
I'm like, oh yeah, I was watching this one, and then I don't even say the name of it.
What the fuck?
I was supposed to watch the show.
What show was it?
And then I was like, oh, okay, that's completely new.
And then a few more months later, like, wait a minute,
I was supposed to watch this show.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just like,
No one asked about Orbeez?
They're not gonna ask about Orbeez and Chick Republic, guys!
And you're mad.
I'm not watching, uh, I'm not watching other shows.
Like, non-animation shows, maybe.
What, what, notanimations?
How are you watching?
Oh, I'm watching boys.
Yeah.
I don't want to talk about it.
I also watched The Boys, but it was a little, maybe a bit too violent.
For me, it's very violent.
I don't want to talk about it.
Don't worry. Every time I protect you.
Oh, so close.
Oh, will you protect me from the suits?
I said I love you, dead?
I shut up, but I didn't.
When you're in the moment at these panels,
they ask you questions and you're aware that,
because I could see everybody.
I could see everybody because there's a camera
and I see the whole audience and everybody's waiting
to see what I'm gonna say.
So I'm like, oh, I gotta answer fast, if not.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so it's a lot and you don't know.
You just don't, like your brain,
Your brain like turns to mush.
It's just like...
Not the ones that you eat.
So...
The next question is, what's your favorite dinosaur?
The favorite dinosaur is...
Long feet dinosaur!
Long feet dinosaur!
It is a lot of pressure because like you...
You feel everybody's like waiting to hear what you have to say
And then you're like, oh my god, I can't.
What if I take too long?
And then people are like, what happens?
Hasn't she said anything?
Or I don't know, bro.
I don't know!
My favorite dinosaur is the chicken.
Chicken is my favorite dinosaur.
Chicken are dinosaurs.
They are like, birds are...
Oh yeah, that's right!
Birds are the birdward dinosaur.
Chicken is my favorite dinosaur.
You see, that's why you can't trust birds.
You can't trust birds.
They're secret dinosaurs.
Yeah, they are super scary.
I'm actually scared of birds sometimes.
No, all the time.
They are there sometimes very persistent about flying around you.
Get that bird out of my chest!
Get that fucking bird out of my fucking chest!
Get that bird!
Those are evil!
Thank you for saying that, ducks and spores.
All the water is not a cleanable creature.
Yes, all the water birds, water birds are terrifying stuff.
They will early, they're my friend.
The hundred percent will.
The hundred percent will.
They will! They don't give a shit about you!
Oh my god, that's all the money.
Yes.
Absolutely, absolutely terrifying creatures.
Oh, we have the next question here.
So, I'm reading.
We all have your support, but donations.
Can you encourage more people in the audience to donate?
You can try saying it in chat if you would like.
I'm not sure what I'm saying, but I'm saying to go to class and check.
Not only the plaza.
Not only the plaza.
Not only the plaza!
Is this the end of the class?
Yes.
That was wonderful.
So yes, please do, please do,
actually a lot of our organizers are here.
Thank you, thank you!
Let's bring them to the store.
We wish them all the best we have been.
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
I said it, it's very important.
There's many people out there that read Plasma Donations.
I take Plasma every week.
So that's a lot of medication for one person.
So it's the useful, necessary things.
The reedles Plasma!
Thank you so much for saying it.
It's a beautiful way to chat.
Everybody's so nice.
They were like,
oh wow, you speak it so well.
I'm like, I think I sound like shit.
But thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
We have many wonderful people here, so hopefully they will take the time.
Yes. That's a wonderful people. Thank you.
So the next question is, deaths or nox?
Pat!
Well, I love both, but I really am a Pat person.
I feel like I am a Pat entity, and I'm a Pat person, and I keep having dreams that I'm a Pat,
I do! I want to touch so bad. I really want that.
I thought that was really cute.
That's beautiful!
I think that was very fluffy, so it would not be comfortable.
That's hard, that's hard, that's hard the best.
That's hard the best.
So, next one is, now that you are fully in the, would be considered the best part of being your own boss?
Well, the best part?
Well, the best part is, I can do whatever I want, whatever I want.
This is not a problem!
I'm not gonna let you reach anyone!
For real?
So can we call you a boss babe?
Is that something that makes you look like you're a boss babe?
Yes boss babe, or my child will call me boss baby
because they say I'm tiny like a baby
but I'm not a baby
Yeah! I'm not a baby!
Don't think I don't- I don't for get-
Maybe disrespecting you like that
You're gonna go with the irrespecting music
I love Buzz Baby and the ball!
The next question is super random, is do you like cheese?
I love cheese.
Yes! What's around cheese is my favorite cheese.
And are you tolerant?
I don't know, oh my god, I love the girl in the back, yes!
Yes, I am tolerant, I think.
I don't drink milk.
Are you sure? I mean so many people are not and they don't know.
They just eat the cheese and then they feel sick.
I don't like it. I don't really drink milk, so I don't really know.
Oh, that would definitely tell him if he tried drinking milk and he didn't like it.
You will know.
You think it's fine. It's fine. I think it's drink cheese.
Yeah, cheese!
The next question is...
I want some drink cheese.
Hi, I'm a big fan. You are so cool and smooth, and I love your songs.
What's your favorite anime?
I can't believe Gintama's considered old now, that's crazy.
to think that it's like consider old anime
but when it comes to old people
it's literally, it's retro!
HELP!
HELP!
oh my god it's retro already holy shit
I'm gonna have to start saying
I'm gonna have to start saying
oh yeah my favorite retro anime is G.I.P
yeah I feel like that as well
not first I wasn't yet
But whenever I have to sit behind the gate for a long time, I really feel like I'm in the hundreds, definitely.
Next question. What was your most-
It was released 20 years ago? Get out of my chat.
Get out of here.
Um, I think one of them would happen to me when we did the-
20 years ago?
I'm gonna fucking throw up.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking bomb me.
Well, the sugar bomb that it made was pretty memorable.
I'm gonna fucking bomb me.
Who put a pack of Titan's Red Bull anime?
Get the fuck out of here. What the fuck?
My family!
That's wonderful.
I'm scared you might lose many men in a poem.
That's true, that's true.
And I'm glad you're doing such a great work.
I miss when I used to watch anime and it was blah blah blah part one of twenty-sixth episode.
Cinema will come next annually on our monthly basis.
I accept any day, every day, annually, monthly, daily, secondary, anything.
Yes. Please pay the funeral class any time.
Is it hard to manage time zones differences during collaborations with other content creators like Pounder?
Oh, yeah. Well, Pounder is pretty easy because he lives in Japan and I have the same time zones.
During the day and I'm awake at night time, so our credentials are fine.
It's harder when it's overrated first, because most of them are not online.
They all live normal time.
It's really hard to do it like a table or something.
We are awake and this is our home.
We use hammer time on this board.
We use hammer time and we use a little calendar to like map out the tables.
Hammer time is so good and so useful.
Always use a hammer time.
I have a comfort barrier here.
If so, who is it?
Isn't it Cinephobic?
I would expect this answer.
So what is the song you are most proud of?
Oh music box for me.
Oh yeah it's a B-E-A-O.
I was showing it to my mailed type.
What is Hammer Time?
Oh Hammer Time!
You can Google it.
It's hammertime.cyou.
And it is a website where all you need to do
you need to do is type in the date and time and then you copy the code and put
it in Discord and and put the code in Discord and it shows the time zone the
time and date for the person that that you're sending it to and it shows it in
their time and date so they know what time something's gonna happen
yeah it shows it shows it in their local time
You can add time in Discord now, you can?
Discord hasn't built in now!
No one told me that.
Why didn't you tell me? Just type in at time?
Well, we VTubers still use fucking Hammer Time.
Oh, you can't use it on mobile?
Oh, okay, well...
Well, it doesn't work on mobile.
Which cosplay is your favorite from the audience? I don't know if you can see the audience that well.
Well, I'm gonna be honest, I can't really see that well.
Who?
However, I will say, I did see it in a few!
Okay, I saw so many cosplayers paint for a fire mask, and I saw it in a few...
That's you! That's you, Sarah!
Oh my god! And the second wrong, there you are! You're on the video!
It was so cool and it was so great that you were able to make it as you!
She's so cute!
As you!
I actually saw her when I was late in the morning running to my artist Ellie Boob
And I saw her on my way and I was like, yep, I have to interview today.
It was a great line as the cosplay is very beautiful.
If anybody here is going to be taking photos of me, I'm gonna be right here.
The guitar is a purse? Oh my god.
That's so cool!
Thank you.
We thought you'd look special here.
And that is, how was it working with the folks at Square and Ginnix
to record a song for Final Fantasy Fun Fest?
And what's the experience?
The carpers.
It was amazing.
All my animal friends and money are in it.
Well, thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
You're so talented.
And the music is so amazing.
And in fact, I'm going to talk to people
And we'll be able to collaborate and bring those songs to life in my own style.
It was an amazing opportunity.
So I had a great time and I loved it.
And I hope to do more again.
Yes!
Yeah, spend them.
I hope I can do more again.
Please, please.
I love doing more and more.
We simply have to go.
Oh, uh, well, it's very hot and we have great food,
the one that was the best food for Puerto Rico,
but also Puerto Rico has a lot of interesting wildlife,
like a lake that has wild humanists and creatures in it,
so when you jump into the lake, it glows blue
and it looks like you're at Avatar.
Yeah!
Oh, I got it, sounds beautiful.
It's better to be like Avatar!
Is it, is it safe?
Yes!
It's fine! You can have bugs! It's fine! There's pineapple bundles inside of you! It's fine!
It's out of time!
Yeah, there's some bugs, some bugs are cute, some bugs can't hit you.
There's some bugs you can't even see there. You can't even see them.
You can't see it out there!
technical thing if you want to ask I don't know what question we have the
slide oh they're gonna show it that's how that's how they did it look how cute
that is that's so cute slide though that's really cute
oh my god the next question
if somebody did this kind of thing let's go back to the higher ground that was just a small technical
I don't know, you tell me!
It's true, so she's gonna explain it now.
It's so I thought that was so funny because I've had that game on my wish list for so long
And I was like I kind of want to play this game, but I thought
I had thought that burn old transit was it's a short narrative
It's like a psychological horror game. It's called burn old transit and um, I thought
I had thought that it was a fictional location. I didn't think it was about a real place,
but it is about a real place, but it's about a fictional real place because the game is about Bernal,
but there is no transit system, there is no underground subway system in Bernal, so it's like a fake real game.
And then I was like I've had this all my wishes for so long and when they mentioned it
I was like I can't believe I didn't put two in two together until today
As she was explaining it I went on steam and I bought the game
There's people in the underground, you know, like mummies and stuff like that, there's like scary shit, isn't it?
So now I wanna play it!
So, you know what's funny?
I saw it again, and I hugged it on my wrist, just because I was like, well, it was really cool.
Yeah, it looked cool!
I know that it was a place, place.
I didn't even listen I didn't even hide it I just I just I just said I was honest
bro I was like I I didn't know I didn't know it was a real place
So then I bought it!
I feel like Steam should just give me a yes to all bought here, maybe even more.
It's just, I really love, like, I love those, I love indie horror games a lot.
Like, the weirder, the better.
You know what I mean?
I love weird things.
And I saw this game and I was like, this looks so fucking strange, it looks so weird.
I have to try it and and it was all my wish list for so long
And then and then I find out I find out that I'm actually in Bruno
Like people are unable to get here because the public transportation is so I love hearing you say fuck
He's so cute!
Like a game-game, it's also real life.
We're no transits, it's terrible.
But that's a horrible way to show it.
Please, we are playing every day.
So, the next question.
Do Chris Brock or Pete pay the cinnamon tax?
Or are they committing tax avoidance?
Is there any...
Oh, she's so pretty!
...not paying the tax.
Well, of course, I feel like Chris most of the time she does.
Activated. I think he reminds me of multiple times, but he definitely has paid him multiple times.
He has paid him multiple times, and I feel bad every single time because he cries every single time.
Too long. We must force him to pay the tax.
Call him out, call him out. Do you keep tabs? Do you keep tabs at night?
Oh, yes, I have a notebook.
No, just like deep-deck's office.
Yes.
Hopefully, they don't help for him to this year.
Please, Malty has a family!
Is this a bit technical?
He has to sell for you to change for years in color.
Yes, and when I first started streaming,
I used SpaceRate, which was a different, a close-up
different like program together.
And then all of a sudden, they made a YouTube studio.
But the difference is like, a lot.
It is a lot.
So like, a lot of the model today we have worse,
I can't meet you now because they don't really...
Hey, I'm bored.
...on the new model here.
Um, so I'm actually forgetting how things change, uh,
from here on out, because there's women things coming out every day.
It's true!
Acknowledges one last.
It's true, it's true.
What about the hardware? Did the hardware lose shape?
Oh, yes, my computer was a potato. Now I have a StarForge computer, it's not a potato anymore.
I don't have a potato computer, and I don't have a-
I don't have a potato phone, but it's not as potato.
Oh, it's a potato later.
Ah!
Uh, it's not a potato later. It doesn't want to work.
But, it never wants to work.
I've been exposed in the summertime. I'm sorry I couldn't bring him here.
But it'll be an enemy export in the summer.
And hopefully maybe next year I can bring him here.
Aw, you're moving forward, Tyra!
Actually, I did talk to Boobie a little bit, and he said he might be interested in going next year to Anime Fest, so we'll see.
He said maybe, and a maybe sometimes always means, uh, I guess I'm going.
Maybe to me means yes, so y'all know cuz he also said maybe to animexpo and look he's going so you know
Maybe
There's also a program that's-
Yes, mouse from now.
I'm like winking at him, like let's do that.
I want to!
Yeah, we definitely- oh my god, you are really-
We might really need more money-
Yeah, they're really excited at the possibility of a concert,
and I am too, because I love performing so much, I love performing-
Oh my god, that reminds me, we're-
The next culture is gonna be so good, that's all I'm gonna say.
As you can see, we do have the money. I have the expensive stuff. It's not a jerk, it is water.
So, they splurged on me.
We have... I don't have the money for being tall.
So we have... Oh yeah, we have the next question. You have a wonderful check accent. That's true.
Like you're really good at it.
Me?
Yes.
No!
You have to learn to learn more.
If we do an awkward in-check, I'll try to talk more in case.
You should sing in-check.
I remember this thing.
I remember.
We have a high-resolution.
We have so many wonderful old-resolution jackpipers.
Rusanka!
Yes, let's do it.
I remember Rusanka!
Also, I just want to.
Can I do, like, one classic that will be whatever somebody from a broadcast
We have a special letter.
Everybody already knows that.
We have a special letter.
It's called
No, I don't think any other language has a
It's specific to
Can you try?
Can?
It's pretty good!
You know, they sound
similar. I can't tell.
Can you try?
Can?
It's pretty good!
As I previously told you about Slovak people, they do not have a shirt and they are notoriously bad at it.
So we always laugh at them.
You did very well compared to Slovak people, you did wonderful.
I'm sorry.
It did sound kind of similar.
They have a very good ear for sounds.
I'm really good at mimicry, mimicking tones and the way something sounds like.
It's hard to explain.
It's kind of helped me a lot when I would sing opera and stuff in other languages because
I don't speak the language, you know?
I could like if I listened to a song and then if I listen to a song enough times
I could memorize the way the words were sang and the way the words are pronounced as well as you know
I had IPA
Helping out a lot. I had I had to learn the phonetic alphabet and stuff
So I had that helping me but I also
listened by ear like I would listen to how a singer
would sing the song and how they would sound when they're pronouncing stuff and
that would help me like a lot a lot so I would just be like oh I remember this is
how they how how they pronounce this in this song so like this and then yeah so
I guess it's like it's like imitation I guess I think with that like I was always
pretty good at doing that I just wish I could retain knowledge I wish I could
retain knowledge that's my my way
I have a thing where I imitate Samsung honestly I think I do that I've caught
myself doing that it was something that I didn't realize that I that I do like
Consciously I realize sometimes if I watch a show or if I watch like a movie or something and someone says something in a particular
Way or or or makes a noise in a particular way. I caught myself like
repeating it and
Sometimes I repeat it without realizing that I repeat it
And it's like I have to repeat it like it's an impulse in me that I have to repeat it and it feels weird if I don't do it
And oh my god, you know when it happens to me a lot
I noticed it a lot when I was like that this this long period where I was just watching YouTube videos because like I was
Sick and better all the time so I will watch like a YouTube video and I would have I would like pause the video and I know this
Sounds this sounds crazy. This sounds so crazy
I've never told anybody this before but sometimes like I have to pause the video and like I'll make the sounds of myself and then
I'll keep on I'll keep on watching the video and I have never told anybody that I'm that I do that
I do do that sometimes. Um, I don't know why I don't know why I do this. I
Don't know why I do this. I just feel like I have to do it. It's like a impulse that I have to do it
And I get embarrassed because oh
My god, I get so embarrassed because when I'm watching something with somebody else
And I feel the need that I have to do it and I can't do it and it makes me feel unsettled and and I have anxiety
The whole time for the rest of the time
I'm watching something with somebody because I can't do it because I feel like they're gonna judge me
because I say it and it's like I
I'm like I have like a meltdown in my brain
And that's why sometimes I really don't like watching stuff with other people because then I feel like I can't really do the things that I do
And it's happening with my sister because I really don't I really don't want my sister to know that that I do that
For some reason so like I try to avoid watching stuff with her because I don't want to
Get that feeling and then like be unsettled for the rest of the time
I'm watching the movie or whatever the fuck we're watching together and I can't do my little
I don't know why. Oh my god, do you do it too basil? Oh, I thought I was the only one that did that
Well, I mean she's gonna know now
But it's like it's just something that like I have always done and I never talked about it with anybody and I
Listen, I come from I come from an old-fashioned Puerto Rican Catholic family. My mom doesn't believe in
anything that has to do with anything like
like, you know, I kind of brought it up to my mom where I feel, I told her, hey, I think
I might have ADHD. She was like, you don't have that. You just need to pray to Jesus.
You know, she's the type of person where it's like, no, that doesn't exist. Just pray to
Jesus. You know what I mean? So it's like, I never discussed any of these things with
my family and they never like talked about it. So I never had anybody take me to a doctor
to like check if I have like if if if something's going on so it's like I don't
talk to people about this I've never had a discussion with anybody about this
and I love my mom I love my mom is just she's just not really but now I'm an
adult I'm an adult like I and it's crazy cuz it's like I stream now right so
So now, I feel like all those weird things that I have to say and the sounds that I get
out and they just come out, I feel like it's okay for me to do it, because I stream and
I'm weird and I do weird shit and I think it's funny.
I don't know, I don't know, I think it's okay.
I think it's okay, but back then I would have never told anybody this in my life, I don't
I don't know, it's just like I do sometimes have to do things in like a certain number
of times and I have to do things to you like I have certain rituals that I have to do that
if I don't do them I feel like something terrible is going to happen and I don't talk to anybody
about it I've never shared it with anybody I've never said anything but I do have things
that I have to do, that if I do not do them,
I feel like something horrible is gonna happen to me
or somebody that I know.
And it's just, I'm like, ugh, okay.
And one of them is that vocalization stuff.
And anyway, I'm done.
I'm embarrassed now, nevermind.
Blah.
I
Pack it up guys back it up. That's it. I'm gonna dig a hole in the ground and hide for the rest of my life
I
Just I don't know I have to do I have to do these vocalizations
I have sometimes I just have to mimic things because if I don't do it
I feel like something horrible is gonna happen
I have to do it okay.
So um...
Anyway, so uh uh uh um...
I used to flip every penny head side up to rent something bad from having to my...
from having to my oh my god that's so scary this is game mine wasn't like with
like I didn't have like a penny thing but a lot of mine have to do with um oh my
god this is like revealing a part of myself that's so deep that I have not
spoken to this with any oh my god I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm not ready I'm
I'll talk about it another time
I'll talk about it another time
It's very specific though
It's very specific
It's very specific
It is super specific
And it's really
It's really
Like
I feel like if I were to tell you
It would be okay
But to me, like
I'm just like, oh my god
I can't tell anybody
I can't recommend that you know
I know me too much
I think for me
You can be Star Trek
That's not French
Oh yes
You love Star Trek
Dude
Listen
It's very personal
personal but a lot of I realized also like a lot of my things also stem with
like religion because of how I grew up with with my family and like there's a
lot of like like religious stuff floating around and made that is very
tumultuous and it's very you know but it's because like I grew up yeah I grew
with Catholic guilt and it's like it was a lot. It was a lot. Like when you grow up
feeling like everything you do is wrong it's it turns into a whole thing. It turns into
a whole thing. You feel like everything that you do, everything you think, everything you
feel, everything is wrong all the time. So it's a lot bro. It's a lot and it triggers
a lot of rituals in me and it's a lot of things and it's it is a lot anyway so
Oh, um, woo!
I love it so much, but what is my favorite?
What's our favorite food?
Do you?
I have no one to be stuck with anymore.
Woo!
Do better at what Star Trek.
Wee-haw!
This is your favorite.
I used to watch it with my brother.
My brother is going to the Star Trek so much.
My brother does love Star Trek.
And my sister loves Star Wars.
Like that one, I also, I remember watching Deep Space.
I like both too, but don't tell anybody I like Star Trek 1 and Star Wars.
I always get shit for that.
I feel like it's crazy to say, it's crazy to think because it's like, I love old Star
Trek stuff, but old Star Wars stuff is good too because I feel like a lot of the new stuff
is kind of kind of it's okay but it's not I mean I do like the Mandalorian so I
don't know I don't know bro I don't know I don't know I think we need a new we need
We need another space franchise.
Yes.
We need another space opera.
They do, they do.
They should Warhammer to become mainstream.
Super mainstream.
So the point where they make a Warhammer CW show.
The next question is whether you have any question for your audience?
Oh, Battlestar? Oh my god, my sister is obsessed with Battlestar Galactica, bro.
Oh my god, my sister loved Battlestar Galactica. Holy shit. That was like her favorite thing.
I have too many questions, I feel like if I ask any of you, we'll be your names.
I don't know, I don't know what to ask. There's so many questions in my head.
Oh, but that's something, bro.
I don't know, what should I answer?
That's something. When people ask, what question can you answer about it?
I love you!
And who is going now?
Which one of you want the meat and greets?
Anybody here going to the meat and greets?
So I will tell you
I was told to tell you guys
that if you didn't check in at the
information booth
you should do that. So whoever didn't
check in at the information booth
shame on you
do it!
Are you asking you if you want the petrification?
Please check in please
I'm going to clean and check.
Rossi.
Rossi.
Yeah.
Yay!
So the next question is, and I don't know if that is possible, if we can see the whole outfit.
The whole thing?
I want to see the whole thing!
I like it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Absolutely.
I love the mismatch socks.
Thank you.
I love mismatch socks.
It happens to me every day.
Yeah, that's it.
I seriously only have white socks?
I am not at all old.
That's what my mom calls me.
I suggest you have white socks.
She's like, this is fitting to be yours.
No, no.
I am absolutely in that area.
I still wear a couple socks and I just wear white ones.
So the next question is, oh, that's a seriously question.
What was the worst advice somebody gave you about streaming?
The worst one.
All the worst advice?
Uh, join a company.
Oops, sorry.
Uh, sorry.
That sounds alright.
Sorry.
That sounds alright.
Oh, you heard it here.
Oh, you heard it here. Don't do it. Don't do it.
I feel like at the same time, there were very nice things that happened to us.
Those obstacles are all better. It's just don't.
We have something. We have a thing.
Come on then, all right.
We have a bad thing or something.
That's true.
Do you agree?
Yes.
There is like always something good about bad things.
Yes, it's a learning opportunity for you.
Yeah, that's what we say at the end of the script.
I don't know what you're talking about, that's what we say.
It wasn't a mistake, it wasn't a bug.
It's a learning opportunity.
Yes, you learn and you go from it and then you realize you're too light
and you realize what you go by and what you don't want to do and then you move on.
True.
That's a good advice, I think that's a good advice.
So, next question is, we all know about the promised beer together with the infamous speltzman.
Now the question is, what beer do you want to try and there's only one for a cancer?
My boyfriend and bullies me and don't make a scene.
That is absolutely right.
Look, tell me who the one and that would be the beer I have with him, even if he doesn't want one.
See, that's all it was to the drunk, because we have a beer...
lucky because I talked to Connor, Connor was like, I love Czech beer, hell yeah.
And I was like, yeah.
I don't know.
It's called staroburnal.
Which means...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Very famous for tasting like this.
They said it tastes like pee pee.
I would not advise that one.
Definitely.
If somebody sends you staroburnal, just don't drink.
We love it here.
We love the food.
It's not very good.
The good one is I think...
It's not very good.
The good one is...
I think...
It's not very good.
It's not very good.
It's not very good.
It's not very good.
It's not very good.
The good one is, I think, Jose Kilsner is like quite a lot of people who are naughty.
I personally prefer gambrinus.
All beer tastes like this, guys. How do you know what pay tastes like?
I want to try it, like, because it's very good.
How do you know?
Oh, and we have a friend. I was seen to him having beer.
We have a friend who owns a beer brewery.
She's also working at the convention, so middle yet.
I will move towards her to send her to you, somebody.
Maybe I could come to ask.
Well, it's Friday.
Oh, okay, well, don't tell me then.
This is the beer-loaded question.
And the next question is, what's your favorite Pokemon?
Gengar!
I also like Scytheon.
I do!
And take the Pollen.
Chin and my artist, Ellywood.
I will save you, my Sylvia.
Oh my god, I also like Inkathon because people say that Inkathon is me.
Oh, which one is God?
There's the one with the hammer and the pink one with the hammer.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm so bad at being a Pokemon.
I used to play Pokemon, I was like, she must feel like I'm the first to spawn a mission,
or that I'm like, God.
Where's this way to my new one?
Like Pokemon that are trash bags and some are thieves and some are ice cream balls and it's like well everything's a Pokemon that are...
Everything can be a Pokemon. Everything.
A fork can be a Pokemon.
A fork can be a Pokemon.
Anything can be a Pokemon.
What are you forward to most this year?
And the same thing every year.
Concerts! Concerts! We have concerts coming!
A friend is coming!
Who's gonna watch it? Who's gonna watch it?
Everybody! Everybody! Yeah!
Everybody is excited!
Are you excited?
Okay!
I'm gonna hope you guys are too! Thank you!
So, the next question is, what is your favorite Spanish swear words?
Can you teach us some Spanish?
Puta!
Is it...
He said puta!
What is your favorite Spanish swear words? Can you teach us some swear words?
Oh, swear words!
Go in your room!
Go in your room?
Yes, go in your room.
I'm teaching them go in your room.
Fuck.
Doctor, I'm sorry.
Okay, that would be kurba in chat.
Kurba!
Kurba!
Take notes!
Take notes, everybody! Take notes! Take notes!
Doctor, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, that would be Purva in Czech.
Purva!
Purva!
Yes.
Purva!
Yes, both of my friends are in Czech.
Both of my friends are in Czech.
We also have Duprenela, which means like, in the ass.
Duprenela!
Duprenela!
Yes.
Beautiful.
I thought of pendejo.
And they go.
And they go.
And they go.
And they go.
Yes, just like that.
Well, it's really more like big head.
Yes.
I think we usually say po-co-po.
Po-co-po.
Po-co-po.
Po-co-po.
Po-co-po.
Po-co-po.
See that thing?
It's that...
Oh, fuck!
Sir, I don't...
You might have said something that you might feel sorry about later.
Oh, no!
I didn't say it to anybody, so it's okay.
Not yet, at least.
We will see you at the meeting room.
Can you please stop?
Pro Minite.
Pro Minite.
Pro Minite.
Yes.
Pro Minite.
I think so many people would be happy to be called coconut by you.
I don't even think of it in a kinky way, like shaking.
I literally think that it's such a cute word that it just sounds wonderful.
It's a cute word.
Yes, it is.
So, next question.
I like it.
What is your favorite memory from this year so far?
He is... Bro, she's a great host. Oh my god, she was so... she was so good.
Like, I had such a good time. The time went by so fast.
He's so good.
Some good things have happened so far, but I think, um, my birthday was very memorable.
There was a lot of fun stuff happening, but I think PsychoCon this year was like very memorable
because we broke the record from the year before.
And it was just a very wonderful moment.
So far, it's like a fun.
And, yeah.
And, oh my gosh.
I always freeze up at this stuff.
I was like, why did I say the Final Fantasy Fanfist?
That was a very memorable too.
That was a dream come true.
But it's like, when you're put on a spa leg, you just,
bro, I'm blanked out so bad.
They're not even under the balls of the year, right?
Yes.
I don't even know what to want, but as I am just doing this convention stuff for the last half a year and I am done.
It's a lot of planning today.
So next question is not really a residence, so thank you.
And first of all, I want to thank you for all the people you help, specifically with charity and people with really hard difficulties or illnesses.
With Connor you are an amazing combo.
Aww.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In accordance with this question, we also have some people watching us on stream,
and some people who are watching us on stream have been watching us for many years,
because we also have some illnesses and difficulties.
That's why they can't come to the convention, that's why we are streaming this stage specifically.
Yeah, they're streaming.
Say hi to them on the stream.
Yes, hello, hello everybody on stream.
Thank you so much for tuning in and thank you for watching.
I'm sorry you couldn't be here in person,
but if anybody understands, I understand
because I've had health issues in my whole life,
so I've never really been able to attend events,
but I'm really happy that we exist in a time
when the internet is advanced as it is
so that we can be able to participate
and watch something wonderful together
Weldon Hums, thank you so much for watching and thank you for all the support.
I'm glad I was able to turn it into some special work, that we say aguaq is sorait...
Alright.
Can you say the sorait to troir andarn천?
Sureay.
Aw, that was so cute.
So unfortunately this is all the time we remember all the summer months.
Alright.
Thanks again.
Bye.
YAY!
Look at-
I was deaf for one fine week, please.
I was deaf for one fine week, please.
Well, I'm telling you, it's so late, it was five minutes.
So don't forget to check in.
Do it?
No.
Please check in, don't forget.
Thank you so much for speaking with us, and being with us here.
And see you next year.
Yes, I'll see you next year!
Yes.
I'll see you next year!
Yay!
So thank you so much and we will see you again in a week.
Thank you!
I thought you guys would say thank you for finding me so much for coming today.
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Oh, that's so sweet.
Wow!
I had a great time thank you to everybody that welcomed me in in chick I had I had such
a wonderful time one of the best panels I've ever done one of the best
conventions I've ever been to it was amazing amazing I tell you amazing amazing
other connoisseurs you know what they have I mean they've been they've been
doing that convention for over 20 years so it's like a well-oiled machine they
They know what they're doing, they know their stuff, you know?
But this was the first time they had a Vtuber over, so I was a little worried because, you know,
it's not the same when you have like an in-person guest than when you have like a Vtuber.
But they did so well.
They did so well. It was so good.
It was so good.
I hope yeah, I hope there'll be more vtuber attending the convention next year
They've lost their vtuberinity
Yeah next weekend is Dokomii so we have a lot of uh that's gonna be fun too so I'm
excited I'm excited for Dokomii um there's so many things coming up it's insane bro
There's a lot of things coming up, a lot of things happening.
But I hope you enjoy it all.
And new music coming too!
If you go to Spain or Italy that would be crazy.
I would love to go to either places.
Yeah, I am making up for last time because I do feel like, you know, I didn't get to
I wanted to go to all the conventions that I wanted to go to for reasons, but now I can, so it's good.
Next week, don't you have a doctor's appointment?
I don't, but I do not. I do not have a doctor's appointment.
What are you, my mom?
What are you, my mom?
What are you, my mother?
You're not my mom.
What if they are?
No, because my mom would name herself, like, something obvious that I know that it would
be her.
I probably even have like, I don't know.
Yeah, even if she did, I would have told you who she was.
You'd never know.
You'd never know!
They're using Delanoella character as their username?
Oh my god.
Can you imagine?
What was your name yourself?
Soraya?
Soraya Soraya
She would sign her retweet messages with love mom
You're damn what I mean
Bro, she wouldn't do it is your mom say oh, no, she's with my dad and they've been together for a long time
Don't get your hands off my mom
What are you trying to pull over here?
Is your dad single?
No!
He's with my mom!
But also, you can't talk to my dad.
He only likes...
Let's just say, if you wanna be my dad, you better be able to eat meals.
Because if you don't eat meals, you won't even look.
You gotta eat meals.
Seconds or thirds.
I can eat two pizzas by myself.
How does your mom stay that way with her apple diet bro?
I mean listen, my dad every day, my dad's like you have to eat more.
My dad does like shapes.
You can eat 31 chicken wings with buffalo sauce?
Oh, but you got beat by Connor.
He's like 40 something wings, doesn't he?
He's a shit ton.
It's a shit pun, bro.
E-K-42 wings.
42.
You know what that means?
Uh, okay, I'm going to do a poll to see if I can make it.
I'm gonna do a poll to see what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna put a poll to see what we're gonna do.
Or we could play Super Mario Maker Ross's level.
Because I promised you that I was gonna play Super Mario Maker Ross's level
before I lose my mind.
Okay, I'm gonna play Ross's...
Okay, we have a few things that I want to do.
I wonder if I can play all of them.
Oh my god, everything's so short.
That's so good.
What's on the list?
Yeah, um, so I'll play Mario Maker until I rip out my hair and I get a bald spot.
lol
hold on let me connect my capture card
and then, uh, I had made a promise that I was gonna play
T-chat, she admits it, bold
I'M NOT BOLD
I
For the cyclopon I said I was gonna play strawberry magic
So I have to do that I
Don't know if I will do it today. I might do it today
But that's short so and then retail hell came out and I wanted to try it and then I check and
And beta null transit is 1 to 1.5 hours long.
He's never gonna do it to what?
Oh, I'm starting this thing.
I'm starting this thing, hold up.
Um, do you have...
Do you happen to have this cold?
Yes, uh, I need the cold.
Oh my god, I'm so...
Oh my god, I'm so...
I'm pissed!
Super Animal Labor!
I was pissed!
I'm not sure what to do with the other one.
I'm not sure what to do with the other one.
I think I'll just have to wait and see what happens.
I'm not sure what to do with the other one.
These wait hold on I'll have to make a got to make an avatar has this work
Horse bot?
I was pee, but I'm not pee anymore.
Hey, just in case it shows anything.
Why did it go back-
Hold on, hold on.
Copy me choose a look-alike or I could choose a look-alike hold on just to
I want you guys to see anything, you can't, it's a surprise.
Here you go, enter the maker name you want in Chorus World.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Why am I piss filtered again?
AAAAAAAAIM!
Bro, did you know that somebody took...
Mouse?
Eww?
Okay, I heard you the first time.
Oh ID, hold on.
And put the course ID you're looking for
Okay, it's
It's four
Well scarlet are you are you joking around did you or did you not take my name?
You don't want that him for the day. Just do it anyway
Just do him anyway, bro. Just ban him anyway for a day
Oh my god, look at this little shit!
Look at this little shit, he looks like a little asshole.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
Wait, 40 courses, 8 worlds?
Wait, does that mean this is 40 courses in this whole thing, this is...
Is that what it means?
Oh my god.
When you play a course made by another player, the maker of the course may be notified every time you play a course.
Sure, I don't care if he knows.
Rubber Ross World! Wow!
Super Rubber Ross World!
Oh no!
I told you you would stop being glad for him! I know this is why!
Oh no!
What?!
Oh
I
What? Why does it feel like the controls are so hard? What the fuck?
Wait, why does the music die when I hit that block?
Okay, whoo-few!
What?!
What the fuck was that?
Has anybody ever beaten this at all?
How do I win?
Did you run?
Yes!
You have to be a sadistic freak.
Hold jump.
I don't trust you.
Why did you jump?
Uh...
What's the button she's drawn?
Oh
Beemix we jump to
Beep beep beep, jump!
The other one.
AHH!
I think you're not even trying, you don't want...
You, you try it! You try it!
What are you doing? You try it!
You try! I think I can do better, you know what? If you think you can, do it!
Xemine level gameplay!
Pat, do it for me!
Oh god!
I'm going to make it, you will see, I'm going to do it, there's like 4 choke point rolls,
this is hard.
Why are you acting like this is easy, why are you acting like this is easy, you know this
This is the easy mode. You know this is hard.
Why are you acting like this is easy?
Why?
Because this is the easy level.
Why? You know what?
You know what?
This is the easy mode.
You have to... oh my god.
You basically have to do shit a certain way enough of a...
That was a fake owl roll.
Why did you die the same way?
A small jumper?
Is the hopper a skip?
A little!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
I forgot how to pull my controller out.
I—I'm a—I'm a controller. It's like I'm not even playing! I'm a controller! It's like I'm not even playing! It's like I'm not even playing, bro! It's like I'm not even playing!
It's like I'm not even playing, bro. It's like I'm not even playing the game. Wait, how do I sit again? What's my sitting?
Uhh... sitting. Oh!
Whoa, look at that big ass tail!
Holy shit.
I'm sitting down.
I need to do a small jump.
Hold on, how do you do a small jump? How do you do a small...
Oh, if you just tap it...
Oh, if you tap!
Oh, you do a tiny tap! You do a tiny tap!
If you hold it, it's a high jump, can't you?
If you tap it again! I'm gonna slap it again!
You gotta jump past the blade.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, hold, hold, hold up, I think I got it this time.
I think I got it!
Shake that ass, little fatty, little fatty, little shorty, shake that ass!
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
AHHHH!
Oh shit that's the farthest I've ever been!
Oh, he stepped up the farthest I've ever been!
What do you mean, wrong way, what do you mean?
AHH!
53 lines left! I forgot I only have 69 lines!
Hello, hello, what's up?
Are you insane?
What?
Are you insane?
Are you insane?
Are you an insane person?
What did I do?
What did I do?
Are you crazy?
I mean, maybe.
What have you done this?
Why have you created this thing?
What did I do?
I'm playing your Super Mario World and it's horrible!
Hello mouse.
Why would you do this?
Why would you create this?
And then this is upon the Earth.
What level are you on?
The first one.
The first one?
Have you tried going in the pit?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Tried going in the pit?
What?
What do you mean?
I can barely get through the first part.
Just try it.
I'm watching now.
This is so scary.
Why did you do this?
We were locked down in COVID and I had a lot of time and it was the only way I could feel
anything.
Oh my god.
This is so, this is so scary!
Why did you do this?
Uh, we were locked down in COVID and I had a lot of time and uh, it was the only way I could feel anything.
Oh my god.
I don't know why.
I'm not super Mario head design.
I think that's your answer.
I think this is your answer.
Okay, so you wanna jump over those guys?
Listen, I didn't know you were actually going to play it.
You said you wanted people to play it, and you know what, I did because I did it for
you.
Do you want to see, uh, I, I'm going to show you something really, really quick.
I did it for you, Ross.
Just try, just try, no, just try, just try.
Okay, come on.
Can you screen, I'll pop you through.
I can't do it while you're watching.
OK.
I can't do it while you're watching me.
It's too much pressure.
It's like somebody watching me pee.
I can't do it.
OK.
I just have to call to ask you why.
Well, the answer is I couldn't leave my house
because the virus bad outside.
And Mario Maker, just so you know,
In order to upload any of these levels, you have to beat them without a checkpoint.
What?
So everything you're suffering through, I had to suffer through a double fold.
I guess three times fold?
I don't know how many checkpoints you get.
You absolutely beat your own game?
I had to.
You have to beat it without checkpoints in order to upload it.
That's absolutely insane.
Yeah, it sucked.
It was awful.
You made the suffering for yourself.
Yeah, no, I think I probably suffered the worst. The second to last level or maybe the last level had, I mean, something like 627 tries just to upload it.
What?
Yeah. I had a lot of time on my hands.
Didn't you ever even think about spending some of the time in VRChat instead of doing this?
Oh, no, I did, but this is just how I made money during COVID because, well, you know, it was good on stream, but I don't know.
That's true.
That's true. That's true. I got invited to one of your parties.
That's right. I remember that. It's funny. I saw someone brought up our, the Speak of the Devil thing that we did.
in that, because someone found the clip of you talking to me,
I guess you asked a question, like,
what's something that you're super proud of?
And then I vaguely talked about Game of Earth.
And now it's out.
Oh my god!
Yeah.
We're so proud of you.
And I'm so happy for you.
And it's wonderful, but you're evil.
And I'm going to go now.
I'm sorry.
I mean, if you have a, I don't know,
do you want a doctor's note?
We can go with that.
I mean, you can keep trying, though.
I'm going to keep trying.
I told Chad that I'll try until I get a bald spot, which that's coming soon.
Oh, wow.
I will rip my hair out soon.
I will let you know that the the drop off point for most people is the second world question.
If I even get there.
Uh, you will, you will.
I mean, I think these these levels are a little easier.
Maybe that's not what he wanted to hear.
He made Game of Earth.
He did.
It's Ross, guys.
Yeah.
I'm the guy. I'm the guy who made the game.
He's the guy! He's the guy who made the game!
Yeah, I haven't streamed in a year and a half.
You haven't streamed in a year and a half. Where are you?
Uh, show running.
Don't worry, we'll force you to play games again soon.
Please, anytime. Well, except during the week, but mostly the weekend.
On the weekend.
On the weekend, I can.
Yes, we'll force you to do things.
Thanks.
Please.
I just wanted to call you because I feel my blood pressure rising and I was like, I can't.
I will, I've got some some story stuff I'm working on so I might even just watch you
while I do that.
Don't tell me that you're going to watch, please.
I am not going to watch.
Okay, thank you.
I will never watch Iron Mouse ever again.
Thank you.
Thank you for never watching me ever again.
You're welcome.
Or until at least I don't do this.
Come on, give it one more try.
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Oh my god, I love how you go-
You get the bow!
We all missed Ross.
You'll be back.
He's busy being a businessman.
He's busy being an important businessman.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, hurry up!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
I
Finally got my tomodachi card
But you know what region I need to choose and now I have to play in some type of English that I don't even really understand
Did anyone saw that come? I swear to god.
Oh my god, my mom is going to come in here. My mom is going to come in here. I don't think
she's heard me scream like this in a while.
What is going on? What's wrong with you?
I wanna listen to a friend that loves torturing people and he's torturing me.
How the fuck did I do that? Oh my god!
I
Oh, hurry, hurry up!
Ah!
High fall.
I can't stop.
I did it again!
platformer
Evo! Evo! Evo! Evo! Evo! Evo!
AHHHHHH!
Is this Ross's level or normal?
This is Ross's level. This is not normal.
There's nothing normal about this.
AHHHHH!
Are you reading this?
Why do you talk like this?
You tell me why.
Why are you, Ega? Are you wicked? Tell me!
Why? I wasn't going to eat you! Eat me! Eat right now!
What do you have to say to me?
Yes, Suggestion, if you're still listening to this Lord Creator, you can give a cost to
Now, it's immigration of Scotland, to be allowed to collect and go into a science school.
What am I, a puttas?!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's him, Ronnie!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
Why are you not getting enough momentum to run under that fucking salt little stupid man?
I swear to god you little bootabro!
Why are you stupid and your little stupid jumpsuit bro?
I forget how you mario!
HELLO!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Bro, fucking super super mere super pendejo, that's what I'm talking about.
No super mere super fucking pendejo, super pendejo, for the fucking fuck.
Fucking shit bro, aaaaaaah!
What's going on in the house of me?
Bruh, I swear to god.
How far are we in Ladsbrough?
Guys, I'm almost at the end of the game.
Can you believe it?
I've been playing- I've- I've been playing this game!
And we're almost at the end!
It's almost the end of the game!
It's the hardest level in the game!
Oh my god!
AAH!
The fucking last level of the game, guys!
It's the hardest level of the game!
Um, this is the hardest level of the game. No one's ever seen the last level of the game.
No one's ever seen the last level of the game.
Oh my god, I could have made it. I could have fucking made it. Oh.
Oh my god, baby. Leave me alone.
Thanks.
I'm going to be a little more at ease with that.
I'm a hollywood, I'm a hollywood, I'm a hollywood.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Oof
AHHHHHHHHHH
Now
Wait that's the farthest I've ever gone
As the fires are gone, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!
Let me cook!
Let me fucking cook, bro!
Let me fuck it!
Right!
Let me fucking cook!
Let me cook!
Let me cook!
Let me cook!
Oh, running fucking curve, uh...
Cook a machine!
You know those things with my little, little wieners walking? They look like little pee-pees.
They look like little pee-pees.
You don't think so?
Cook, at this rate it's going to be good.
It's not funny when you fucking drop me.
Cook!
Let me, let me look at you!
Let me look at you!
Let me look at you!
Let me look at you!
Let me look at you!
Let me look at you!
I think this level is for experience, cuz you know what?
You know what I think?
KNOBRE I THINK!
I THINK YOU SHOOT
Oh, no, I'm sorry!
Guys, I died 21 times, welcome to Dark Souls.
I-I-I'm the worst gamer alive!
I'm going to...
I'm gonna... I'm... I'm...
This is fun for you?
Is this fun for you?
Oh my god!
I jumped too early!
I don't just message him and ask me what I was doing.
Should I message him and tell him I'm dying?
Should I message him and tell him I'm going bald?
Only my mind. Bye.
I made a big mistake!
Torturing myself.
Why is torturing me?
Fuck you, COVID!
Fuck you, COVID! Fuck you, COVID!
Fuck you, COVID! This is all your fault, COVID!
WTF is this?
Dude! All your fucking fuck holding!
We're gonna have to to my left
Hey! It's me! It's someone next to mine!
Why do all these exes show up like
I love you, Lost Booker!
Easy fix!
You know what, I'd be Elden Ring, so I don't want to hear from you, I'd be Elden Ring,
eat my ass
I BE ELD AND RING EAT MY ASS
I BE ELD AND RING
whatever bro, did you eat?
did you? did you? did you?
did you fucking, did you fucking be ELD AND RING?
did you? I don't think you did
oh my god, how the fuck
You did it! You did it, fucking!
You fucking beat up me, so I don't want to hear from you or you or you or...
Have you watched speedrunners do this?
Have you ever watched me punch you in the balls?
Because you're about to.
You're about to see it. You're about to Whitney see it.
You're about to witness the phenomenon of me punching you in the balls.
You know what, you guys are distracting me!
You're not, you guys-
I got my hair in my mouth, so-
Why does it sound like she just screamed into a cinema roll?
I did scream into a cinema roll.
Ew, my hair!
My hair was in my mouth, no!
Ya, esa musiquita me tiene loca, esa musiquita me tiene loca, esa musiquita, esa musiquita me tiene loca!
I swear to God, I'm going to fucking...
Yes!
Help! Save me! Help!
Help! You son of a... Help!
Help me! Help me!
I'm a level!
Thank you for the rain!
What does this mean?
It's on the UV-ray now, get a great stream, hello everybody, we're playing Super Mario
Maker 2.
We're playing a world created by the demon Roborosh.
He is a demon.
He is a demon.
People say that I'm Satan, but that's not true.
The truth is that he's evil.
He's evil and I'm not.
He's evil and I'm saying that there's no if you guys thought that I was in war like he's like
Take the evils, take the evils that you want me.
I can't believe Satan too was created.
Is there a law reason Mouse keeps dying to the Gomba?
AHHHHHHHHH!!
Oh my God, I'm so angry!
What the Mario is this?
Just shimmy-shaky like he knows what the-
God, I hope all you hate thinks he knows everything that he's doing.
He thinks he knows everything.
He thinks he knows it all, but he's no shit.
He does no shit, he's stupid!
And he wears a jumpsuit.
People don't even wear jumpsuits anymore.
The last time you saw so many weird jumpsuits, huh?
Yes, I mean!
Okay, that was the furthest I've ever on.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I started walking. I don't know what came over me.
Super what we will meet will we ever know?
Super Mario, Baka.
Super Mario, Baka.
Super Mario.
Ross, what...
What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you guys?
Why would you do this?
Why would you do this?
Why would you do this?
Why would you do this?
Woo-ha!
I see Mario in Spanish.
Me too.
That's how you say it,
I'm Mereo Mereo.
I'm Puny.
I'm Mereo Mereo.
You know, like, he's the poor thing, he's Mereo Mereo.
Hey, look.
His name is Mereo Mereo.
Look, his name is Mario Mario.
That's his name.
And his brother's name is Luigi Mario.
His parents fucking hated him.
Hey, Little Moped!
Don't say that, Little Moped!
What a cheap kid, Little Moped!
Stop being mean to Mori-o!
They don't got animals on show!
Oh, you stupid...
Wait, his last name is Mario...it is, it's Mario Mario!
AHH!
AHH!
Merry Ho! More like Merry Ho!
AH!
Merry Ho! More like Merry Ho!
Okay, hold.
Oh
Brother Mario Brothers Mario Brothers Mario Brothers. Hey, how come I can't be Luigi?
I want to be Mario. What if I don't want to be Mario? What if I want to fucking be Luigi?
Maybe I don't want to be either one. Why can't I be Princess Peach?
Buttons are on fire!
It's not a video right?
I'm not sure if it's a video
But it's not a video
It's a video
Oh, I forgot
That's why I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
I'm not here
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK DAISY!
You can change characters?
No you can't.
I
Fuck it's called it. Oh, yeah, the female
You can't jump over the second, yes you can, I literally jumped over the second saw, like
two times I literally did it, I did it in front of you and I did it in front of everybody
and everybody saw me do it, so I can do it and you can do it, so stop being a frickin'
Tire!
I do think it's just easier to wait on the second window.
Okay, okay, fine!
Okay!
I
You're allowed to go booboo!
BOO!
BOOOOOO!
BOOOOOO!
Don't forget to click the like button.
I don't fucking like it!
I don't think she likes it no!
Now my favorite Mario Maker level.
This is a 60 US dollar game?
I can't believe I spent 60 dollars on this.
To be honest, this game has infinite content.
Yes, an infinite headache!
Infinite content? Infinite content, yes!
It has infinite content and infinite headaches, okay?
Infinite blood pressure attack!
You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be kidding me.
So pissed off. Are you okay? Do you think that I'm okay? Do you think I'm okay? Do you
Do you think I want to take?
Do you think?
I'll take you to one!
Don't worry guys, she's just power leveling her blood pressure.
Look at this dog coming down!
Oh my god!
I'm tilted, hold up.
Not sure why you're special.
This is Kola's from No Limits Fun.
Many yogurt males don't know why they're special.
We have a unique set of tastes that sets us apart within the social hierarchy.
In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man.
Mysterious. Intelligent. Calcium rich.
Alchemy.
Sexual. And predatory.
I'm praying for you to help me recover.
Listen to these affirmations to discover your strength, understand your mysterious diet, and don't make me fall.
Let's begin.
I'm a lone wolf.
I decide which flavors of yogurt are objectively best.
It's keel, I'm in peach.
I eat nothing but yogurt.
Greek.
Australian.
French.
All the yogurt is simply lying in the table.
I have no strength, and that gives me strength.
More time for yogurt.
I have no friends.
The friends I once had were intimidated by my power.
It couldn't handle the idea of me stealing all the yogurt from her fridge.
Women find me irresistible.
Their loins ache for my precious man yogurt.
But they always are lucky.
The number on this end bear far more of us important than my yogurt consumption.
Men, on the other hand, are filled with bitter jealousy.
Their inferior grain grain diets attract only bottom feeders.
Pathetic alphats, insane man.
What's that? What's that? What's that?
And we get to the yogurt cuisine.
All yogurt on earth belongs to our kind.
All yogurt belongs to our kind.
It is our birthright.
It is my birthright.
Hey, for my birthright is my natural life.
I am banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of my house.
The beta store manager simply cannot comprehend that their yogurt is actually mine.
I have stolen literally millions of dollars worth of yogurt from a supermarket chain.
My powerful exploits have forced three local dairy farms into Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
I am the most rare and powerful type of male.
I am a warrior.
Oh my gosh!
My spoon is my sword.
And my yogurt is-
Okay! The yogurt mail is not working!
It's not working, I thought I felt the yogurt in me, but I don't feel, I don't feel the yogurt!
Listen to Ross? Wait, what did Ross say?
Ross, what did you say? What did you say, Ross?
What did you say?
Don't listen to- BOOM SHUT UP!
Stop between the stars and pretend like you're not being chased.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm rusting like a man needs to rust like a horse animal.
I'm rushing to, I'm rushing to, I'm rushing to the bathroom.
Please slow down.
Please slow down!
It's going so well!
You forgot not to rush!
I hope you can beat this kind of...
Oh no! No! Oh my god!
Oh my god! I'm sorry!
Oh, ahhhh!
I'm sorry, no!
No!
No! It wasn't accident, I didn't mean to do it!
Oh my god!
Oh god, I feel terrible!
Oh, Jesus!
You think you're in mercy?
Come on!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Shit! Hurry!
Okay, wait, that's the farthest I've ever gone.
Grr.
So close to the end? Why are you lying to me!?
I am a learner's source.
I am a learner's source.
I'm learning.
Learner's source.
What?
Learner's source.
What?
I don't know why I don't I don't know why I don't know why you are
I don't know why Guzher Gammily you know, you already know the answer to the gamble!
You already know the answer!
You're a no-hacker!
Oh my god, I'm Bo-ai-ai.
What if Boon says, swear to god?
Oh my god, that's a bushy!
The one that goes over...
The one that goes on down here...
Oh
Why
Why?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Aaaaaah!
You need to jump.
You don't like?
I
I'm not going to breathe until I win.
I
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Is it a game over? No. Maybe.
I
Is this what hell is like stuck watching Satan fail over and over for eternity at a simple children's platforming game
Not a children team.
This is not for children.
This is not for children, okay?
This is not for children.
This is not for children!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Thank you for getting to Santa.
Hey, you're gonna get nothing for Christmas.
You're nothing!
Nothing!
You're getting nothing!
Not even cold!
What if somebody were to debut as a Vtuber?
And they were Santa.
And now is their lord, like they were literally Santa.
Oh fuck me bro.
MAMA HUAVU!
But like, they do it in a way where it's like, it's not jolly old Santa, you know, it will
be like an anime girl who's like Santa and she'll be like, oh, I am the reincarnated spirit
of Santa!
And her return name is like... her return name would be like...
Claudio Claudio Santino or something, so it's like Santa Claus with backwards was like Claudio Santino!
You've got this mouse, I believe in you, but I've got to go in China, not in China.
Oh, it's the exact same as the one that's under the glalia!
Oh my god, Sandy Nikki!
Oh no no no.
Is this the end of the video?
Oh no no no.
What are- oh-
Uh-
Is this some sort of AI game, babe?
Bitch, I know you didn't just say that, bro.
I know you just didn't come into my chat and say that because you know if it was a fucking AI, they would have fucking beat this game, okay?
They would have fucking beat this already because they're not shit like me!
Me
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Potato!
We need a Francis Retro Broke, and we need a Grinch Retro Broke!
40 levels?
If this is the first level, what are the other ones look like?
This isn't the worst level, it's the title screen!
Do you want to give me a brain aneurysm?
Do you love me? Do you hate me?
Well, I'm Hittery X, and you never know about the abstract right now.
I stopped right before the third and I slayed!
A little pee-pee.
You look like a little pee-pee.
This little thing looks like a pee-pee.
You ever been on a date and we had a girl say,
Ah, it was just like, those little things from Mario.
Hehehe.
If you play this game and you beat it, that's what's going to happen to you.
It's going to turn into this thing.
Your... Your peepee has been turned into this thing.
It's gonna be like that fucking movie where the vagina has teeth.
And the girl goes to the doctor and she's like,
Lockers! What's that with these-
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm gonna kill myself in Minecraft.
Let's go to the craft.
Slowly this time.
Hold on to your vaginas.
I'll hold on alright.
I will.
I will hold on.
Well, hold on.
That'll mess it with our future.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why didn't Ross set the life count to 6-7?
Oh my god.
Guys, 6-7 didn't exist back then.
How many times have I lost?
138 times?
My fucking fucking...
Okay fucking fucking fucking.
World! Hold on!
M-M-M-M-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
I
I sent you the speedrun of world one
Hello everyone
Oh my god this is gonna make me wanna fucking throw up isn't it
One, today we're going through World One of Super Rubber Ross World.
I know this is not what I normally do, this is a really cool project that I've watched
and helped with over the past few months.
I'm making videos for all the worlds.
That's pretty low as in total.
So make sure you subscribe.
Oh my god, he made videos for all the worlds?
I'd be more than happy to see more.
And follow me on Twitch at Twitch.
This guy is my best guy at speedrunning.
Really?
Enjoy.
Guys, look, I'm playing!
It's me!
I
Don't even rush you go slow what?
Wait, why did he go back? I
I was so close to the pipe, no, really?
Good luck!
You're gonna going to need it.
How did he do that so easily?
What the fuck?
And he did it so fast.
That was amazing.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
I'm gonna try. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm so... I'm...
Come on. It's my game.
AAH!
You got all the lists of the ratings? Yes, please.
I need hold and misinformation together to help me.
Oh!
What?!
I wish I was the type of person that I could see somebody do it, and I'm like,
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Oh, but of course! Of course that one would win!
But of course that one would win!
Of course that one would win!
Of course! Of course!
I wish I had a photo kaka memory.
I wish I wish I had a polo caca manual, but I don't have a polo caca manual, okay?
Just a bullet.
I want you to live in a world!
I want you to live in a world!
I want you to live in a world!
What do you want to live in a world where?
A panics soils, that was my fault.
Would you want to live in a world where, in order to post on the internet?
In order to post on the internet?
Not this again.
What do you mean not this again?
What do you mean?
What do you mean not this again?
What do you mean?
You don't even know what I was going to ask.
You don't even know it's not the same thing.
You don't even know what I was going to ask.
What do you want to live in a world?
What do you live in a world?
What if you both come here now?
Every day, your entire host history is public information.
For anyone who basically...
Public information and displayed to all your friends and family on a daily basis.
It's basically projected...
Everything you type online will be publicly available for everyone to see, because not
only will it be publicly available for everybody, your post history will be displayed on the
side of your house or apartment and project it every day so that everybody can see what
you wrote in chat.
And if you don't own a home and you share a place with people, it would either go to
Is this your place of work?
Or maybe you would have been implanted with some sort of computer chip in your body
that forces your comic post history to be displayed on your clothes
so that when you walk into a place, people can read it on your shirt or on your forehead.
Is it with context? Nope.
People won't just be able to read it.
That was a horrible list to win.
What is this?
What other world can it be called?
That's the only world you can choose.
You'll have to live in that world.
That's the only world you can choose.
You have to live in that world.
You have to live there. Or else death.
You have to live there.
pfffththththt not this much
24
wait what
HUH,挨
Connor just messes with me asking me if I'm okay?
He's like, what the hell made you play that?
Wait, there's co-op.
Connor, we should play them together.
There is co-op.
Ahhhh.
If you had Parsex set up Conor could play with you.
We could.
He's busy right now.
Uh, he's still going lucky weekend right now, but...
Never know.
We should set it up.
Is this just, is this just house floor? Is it not online floor?
Look at the parkside.
Oh my god, you're the place, no!
Wait, you're rise?
Come on.
Come on!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Oh my god and all it took was corner to ask me if I was okay!
Oh my god.
I
Holy shit, can I change my
Oh my god an hour! An hour and seven minutes!
Holy shit
This is a good level
Like good how
What is happening?
Oh!
Wow, here's my plan.
What does that turn off?
Oh, I see.
Huh?
I do?
Oh, I'm so confused.
A sport of balls?
They will, oh, they will, oh my god, are you kidding?
Oh my god!
Are they go- are they moving along?
Where'd they go?
Oh my god!
My foot feet and walls!
Are those have to be all of them?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What?
One night in a dream.
Get the recent clock, man.
Wait, this is talk.
What the fuck?
I think we start? Okay, hold on. I'm gonna die.
Kill myself! I gotta kill myself!
Oh
No!
Come on.
No! My legs!
Oh
No
We're fine with one!
Holy shit, what the fuck?
I like it!
Okay, that was easier.
Should I boot again?
Oh, this one.
Popscape jumpscare? Oh, no.
What the fuck is this?
I can't wait.
Be careful.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my god!
Was that a trick?
Hey, what if I just stay on here a little while?
What?
I can't.
What?
Oh, fuck me bro, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, fuck me bro, oh no.
Oh no.
Oh
What I do now
Oh my god, fuck!
Nooooooooo!
Oh my god, this is tough.
Okay, hold on, I'm going to hit it.
Fuck!
Ahhhh!
God damn it!
Is the one that you said makes people rage quick?
No that was World 2, oh my god!
World 2 level 2 on now.
Do you like to get out of my face?
You are so annoying.
You need to stop.
Go away.
Oh my god!
There's a puzzle here where you have to do a spin jump to balance on a block that is moving.
The puzzle is kind of like, you did this! You made this!
You made this! You made it!
You made this!
I don't want this guy to do it.
Wait, this is the one.
We beat this one!
We beat this one!
Oh my god, a little tucking jump.
I didn't know you can tuck and jump.
What?
What?
Oh my god!
You are evil!
You are evil man!
What?
There's a fucking boss fight!
Oh
No fucking way
I
Buh
Ain't no fucking way you put a boss battle in this freaking. Oh
My god, what?
Mario games are unforgiving, there's not mushroom for error.
You stupid little thing! You had to throw your fucking bone!
You had to throw your damn bone! You had to throw your bone head!
You think you're so cool because you can throw your fucking bone?
Oh my God, I'm so scared.
Why did you laugh at me?
Why did you laugh at me?
Sparper!
Come on.
You fucking hate me.
Stop it!
Go away! You're stupid! Go away! Nobody likes you! Stop!
You very freaking king!
I could have made it.
I could have made a ritual.
AHHHHHH!
I hate you, Mario.
No, I- AHHHHH!
No, fuck you.
NOOOOOOO!
No!
Game over means you have to do the other levels hell no, if I get game over I say, I'm not going back.
Hell no, that's where I stop.
AHHHHHHHHhrrrr!!!!
Dimmer once sent you to the back of the beginn-
Oh okay!
All okay!
I w-wanna say it!
Haha!
You know what,
NO!!!
I hate you so much.
I hate you with every soul in my- in my being.
I read so much of my body, I hate it.
I almost hate it.
Hey you please get away from me bro! Let get away from me!
6 feet apart like college please!
6 feet apart, I call it! 6 feet apart, I call it! Stop!
Fuck it!
Let me tell you something.
Move it!
Cume, caca, con mierda, con mierda y con la puta mierda
Para ver de aquí, el nejo, aceroso, Cume
Aceroso, aceroso
Alitroso
Please, do me a favor...
I'll...
WAAAAAAAH!!!
That's not funny, that's not funny, that's not funny, that's not funny, that's not funny...
Oh my lighter, I did not...
Why all exits come out?
Why? Why do all the exits come out?
Okay!
Those were other people dying?
Oh my god bitch...
Ah...
Bitch...
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mousy, do you have something like this mushroom to grow up to 410?
Shut up!
I think she likes it!
BOOOOOO! BOOOOOO!
Be sure to like and subscribe!
Be sure to like and focus subscribe!
Oh, she's fucking awesome.
But...
SHUT UP!
She's fucking awesome, bro.
But...
SHUT UP!
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
Hey, Iron Mask, where is your speedrun speed? I swear to Light.
I
Do you have checkpoints in your life?
Is there a checkpoint in your life?
Do you have check put your life?
Do you have check put your life?
Oh my god, it's the fucking stupid fucking pina bolts, bro!
This fucking pina bolts, bro!
I
No!
Okay, go, bro!
I'm going to lose it all.
I'm going to lose it all.
I'm going to lose it all.
I'm going to lose it all.
I'm going to fucking lose it.
I am going to...
Oh my god bro, but a puto carajo coño, leave me a fuck at home bro.
Get the fuck away from me.
I didn't mean to do that, that was an accident.
I think this is brought out some of the realest sounds of panic I've ever heard from-
Oh
Are you my friend for real?
Are you really my friend because I can't tell?
I can't tell! I can't tell! I can't tell wrong! I can't tell wrong! I can't tell! I can't tell!
I'm just kidding. I can't tell.
I'm gonna have a brain and a razor, I'm gonna have a fucking brain and a razor!
Get the fuck away from me!
Fuckin' fuckin' piece of shit!
I am a man.
My name is Miriel.
I am gay.
Oh my god, you stop being so...
I am gay.
I am gay.
I am gay.
I am gay.
I am gay.
I am gay.
You're freaking stupid little bone bro, you're stupid little fucking bitch ass bone bro.
I
I said stop, I said stop!
Stop! Oh my god, you're puta-bon, bro. You're stupid, buta-bon, bro.
What the fuck? How do I not do this? How do...
Oh, I see. There's an opening, okay.
Wait, is that a timer?
I'm gonna go in and say, oooh, okay.
I'm gonna go on the side.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAH
Bro-brogrin-in-kid, the-kid-on-fuckit
Don't waste me, 여러분
Fuck you, you stupid little fucking bone-brl-AAAH
Get away!
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get away.
Get...
Oh my gosh I shoulda jumped.
I shoulda jumped.
I shoulda fucking jumped.
I shoulda jumped sooner!
I shoulda jumped sooner!
Beach!
Oh my dears fucking poota ghost, bro!
Why? Why are you such a fucking fool? Why? Why?
Now here's your height, I fucking hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
Let me catch you in the streets, I swear to God.
Where ever does the highlight is going to have their work cut out for them?
No!
I won't let you!
I WON'T FUCKIN'–
I WON'T FUCKIN' LET YOU!
AHHH!
Thank you for wanting to see,
including this game.
V pues,
If even their music is really bad I think yes!
Tha-
That's true,
Oh my god, I'd rather play Jump King.
No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't rather play jump games.
I wouldn't fucking, I would not be fucking...
I
You know, when you usually play a game that was made by your friend, usually when you
see streamers play other friends' games, it's like, oh, oh, oh, insert streamer friend
name.
You're so, oh, oh, god, you're so funny for putting that in.
Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'm in front of the game here.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Oh wow.
Oh ho ho ho ho.
Wow, I can't believe we did that guys.
Guys, I can't believe we did that.
Whoa, this is gonna be crazy.
This is crazy guys.
This is so crazy.
I don't know why not.
Oh no, it's just me screaming.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It's just me screaming.
Is that Ross?
I'm trying to find the results.
I'm trying to find the cobbles.
You know what they're called?
I'm trying to find the cow-boos. You know what they're called? Fucking caca mienda. That's what they're called.
That's what they're fucking called. They're called fucking boos. They're caca mienda.
I'm trying to find the strength to attempt this 69 more times.
Listen, I'm going to be 100% honest with you. I've already...
No, the grossest thing I've spoken to you was lo que me ve, me ve la gana conmigo.
Go de te.
I've come so far. I've come farther than I thought I would.
Super Mario, here are our prayers.
Watch the video again.
I like how you're suggested is to watch the fucking video again.
Ladies, that's gonna fucking help me.
You're like, baby, you should watch the video again.
Baby, I will!
Oh, there has to be a fucking tricky trackie.
Not gonna lie, I didn't think you'd get past the first one, you know what, neither did
I.
Oh shit.
Huh.
Let's be honest 10 miles away you know what?
But there's no way I'm gonna be able to do this.
There's no fucking way.
Let's be honest 10 miles a day you know what?
But there's no way I'm gonna be able to do this there is no fucking way.
There is no way I can do this.
There's a checkpoint and a life at the bus there is.
Yeah, that means you'll be stuck in it forever.
Oh, it was a video?
Ain't no way you thought that that was me.
Ain't no way you thought that was me, bro.
There is no way you thought that was me, bro.
There's no freaking way, no freaking way that you thought that was me.
Ain't no freaking way!
Oh, this is the last, this is the last set.
How many times did I die?
I
Bitch
Oh my god
I don't like wind
I don't like being big
I like being small
I like being small
I don't like being big
I like being small
It's no one like me, Paul!
Oh my god, it's a nightmare! It's a motherfucking nightmare!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
AHHHHHH
STOP!
THAT'S HORY FUCK scratching dog!
STOP!
STOP!
Stop!
Can't do fucking!
Imagine if this was an arcade game and you had to spend quarters.
You think I would go to an arcade and spend-
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Oh my god, you fucking...
Hey, that's what...
Oh my god, you fucking...
Hey, that's what...
I
Oh my god, can you fucking stop being a fucking little piece of shit, bro?
You like stop- STOP BEING A FUCKING-
Can you stop being a little piece of shit?
Oh, you do that for me.
No, you stop!
Don't laugh at me, I'll hurt you!
But I'll hurt me, I'll hurt you!
How you roll?
How you fool?
Who's a fool now? Not me, you!
Oh my god, oh my, oh my!
i'm not in good condition
crisis, we're gone
to
Stop it!
Waaaaaah!
Stop.
Stop it.
My fucking ship roll.
Whoa, I can look up at this piece of shit!
Fucking shit, bro.
Oh, I can look up at this piece of shit!
Ain't no fucking way I just did that, though.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
This controller is so sensitive, like, this is so fucking sensitive, this controller is
really sensitive.
Is this mean Ross won?
No.
I hate this.
I'm getting better at jumping things.
Oh!
I got a- oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Make them laugh at me! You put that fucking laugh in there! You put it in there!
Nobody else but you put that in there!
You need to jump.
Pro tip, why do you have to do that now, that's the pro tip I have for you.
Pro tip.
Oh my god, I could've jumped there, bro, if I didn't fucking choke.
I'm not a genius, I'm stupid!
Oh you stupid bitch!
I'm not a genius, I'm stupid!
I'm not a genius, I'm stupid!
That sounds like a fucking genius!
I'm not a genius, I'm stupid!
Bro, you stupid bitch bro, can you like go away and back off?
Back the fuck off!
Back off! Back off! Back off! Back off!
I'm gonna ask you.
I'm gonna throw up.
I am going to fucking throw up.
I am going to fucking throw up.
I am going to fucking throw up.
Stop it. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Stop it.
Oh my, oh my fucking.
Listen, you're playing pretty well. You just need to...
Oh my god, I swear to god, do not. Stop. Stop it. I swear to god, what the...
And what the fucking smiley face I did? Stop that!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna end it all
I'll get away!
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god
Oh
Oh
You do not have to answer the phone.
I will try to find out.
I will try to find out.
I will try to find out.
I will try to find out.
I hate.
Stop!
Stop!
Oh my god, you little, you little wiggler.
Little...
NOOOOOO!
I am my way.
No, no, no, no, no!
NOOOOO!
Maybe watch the video again.
Don't fall for a bull.
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP, BULLY!
Shut up! Shut up, Billy!
Shut up!
Shut up, Billy!
I swear to God!
I don't fucking care anymore, bro. This fucking sack of boner.
Why does every person in the world, why does every person in the world hate me?
Every single person that exists forever in the life in the world hate me.
Why does every single person hate me?
Oh no, I waited too long.
You think if I tweeted one of everyone in the whole world hate me, do you think?
You think people will think I'm serious?
I forgot about this fucking ghost!
They're posting awards grand finalists!
I did the- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KONOFUR, WHAT FUCK THAT GUY
I'm sorry, since when am I supposed to like those skeleton ships?
Since when am I supposed to like them? Never!
Oh my god, I overshot. Shit.
I overshot. That's why you felt... you don't want...
You don't solar star? You don't want solar star?
I know you just didn't type that in freaking Japanese, you stupid.
Oh my...
Now it's fucking tiny.
Fuckin' chicharro, little chicharro, little chicharro, little little pain chicharro.
Oh my god, you did not just write it in Spanish! What the fuck? Stop!
Stop it! You did not write it in Spanish!
What is this?
Why am I gay?
Hold on, thank god.
Oh my god, what fucking language is that?
Stop writing in a different language!
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, this is America.
This is America's fake English.
Speak English only means America. The official language of America is English.
Speak it now. Only speak English. Speak American now!
oh my god the official language of this game is fucking cool oh that's the official language
Let's fucking game
Now
Fuck me, Vandal!
Okay.
Pussy ass ghost, Pussy ass ghost, Pussy ass skeleton, Pussy ass bone, Pussy ass platform.
Hey, these old-er, right up in a great stream!
I'm sorry you waited into my stream, because...
This is... horrible.
Hmm...
Boing-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-swing!
When your fucking bones...
Not even Zac Efron can save me, bro.
Oh my god fucking kill me bro kill me kill kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Stop, guys, stop!
She keep you chin up, you do your bloody good job! Oh, God! Oh, Jesus!
Oh, beauty! Oh, Mlandy, you fucked me wife!
Beaker!
What the fuck did they do to Kimiko's character would make her speak like she was from TikTok?
I'm not talking about her voice, I'm talking about the words that she was saying.
I'm not talking about her voice. I'm talking about the shit they made her say.
Oh no! No Italian masterpiece! No!
She even said in the show, she even said in the show that she was watching TikTok.
She was like, oh, I was watching too much TikToks.
Well, I don't think she said TikToks. Whatever the fuck the bot is.
The bot equivalent of TikToks.
Vot talk or whatever the fuck
I heard from watching Vot talk
Me and was talking about...
...typical talking...
I don't know, they made her like talk like...
She was using all this, like, TikTok lingo, and I was just like, what is happening?
She's like, I can't turn my brain off. I can't stop talking. I'm sorry. And I'm like...
What? Oh, she's brain-rotted now?
Can you stop harassing me?
Can you stop? Can you stop harassing me? Can you stop harassing me?
Stop harassing me!
Oh, I love the actress, she's great.
You fucking...
I was talking.
What the bitch?
I was talking.
I was talking.
I was talking.
I was talking.
I was talking.
I was talking.
I was talking.
What's up bitch?
There you can't, you can't fly because I'm looking at you, huh?
You can't, you can't fly to me because I'm looking at you.
Fuck you!
Oh my...
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Listen, Hulk, you're playing pretty skee-bitty! Oh my god!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
AAH!
Stop!
NOOOOOOOOO!
What?
Meow.
I'm gonna jump off a building, jump off a bridge.
The Minecraft is gonna do a flip.
What the fuck?
What is that you're writing in?
What is that? What even is that?
Oh my god.
Stop!
Stop it!
Come on kill me.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I did forget.
Fuck.
I said stop.
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
Water watchers, just skip the lawn.
Skip the lawn entirely, just skip the lawn.
Listen, you're playing pretty well.
You just need to work a little on your self-control.
Time, movement, quality, understanding macro and micro,
and choosing an overall strategy and tactics.
Otherwise, you're doing well. Keep it up, Aga.
Don't you aga me.
I
Can you stop? Get out of my face, bro. Can you stop?
Like, can you stop? Can you stop? Can you stop? Do you know how?
Like, do you know how?
Stop! Stop it, Tuck!
Rookie, you next stop!
Where does it stop?
I know!
Apple
Lionel
you
you
you
you
you
Strumming
AHHHHH!
Well, I don't know as far as I've ever gotten.
Hey, Malph, I just woke up.
I hate you.
I hate you so much.
I hate you.
I hate you so much.
Oh, fuck! Goddammit.
I could have made it.
I could have made it.
I could have made it.
I could have made it.
Hey!
That a little stupid.
Can you stop?
Stop!
Oh my god, are you fucking for real?
Parkaraotu!
Parkaraotu!
Parkaraotu!
Go to hell, you bastard!
Fuck you!
Thank you.
For the fucking great ass warlad.
You can't get away!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my, you gotta be fucking kidding me, bro.
Well, uncle, thank you so much for the rain. I'll be in great shape. I'm sorry I have to witness this right now.
It's not a failure.
Get your mouth, it's a me, mutt, Mario!
Fuck you, mutt, fucking Mario.
Oh, shit.
I'm focusing, I just have one left.
Well, you almost had it anyways. I got a ranking of her performance in the stream chat on Discord. Please watch it on stream.
What?
Why is the iPhone 65 right now?
Oh, I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Wait, we're just three levels in?
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I can't do anymore, I can't do any more.
I already went, I already went as far as I, I, I went further than I thought I could.
I seriously thought I wouldn't make it past the first level.
I'll return to it again.
At least clear this level please.
No! No, you do it!
If you want to clear it, you freaking clear it!
You clear it! No!
No! No! You do it!
You do it!
No!
You do it! You do it!
Hey Gamer, eat caca!
Eat caca bro, eat caca, eat caca, eat caca all the way, eat caca all the way bro!
Surely next time, you know what, we'll try more again, once my blood pressure is down.
Is there an ID or something where I can find his ID. Yeah, he actually tweeted the world ID. Um, he tweeted the world ID. Uh, it's 405052 WSF.
I need to corner.
Let's parse this sometime too.
Yes, Ross!
Of course!
Of course!
Oh, I would love to play with you and see you suffer at your own game.
I
Would love to see that
I'm gonna talk on I beat the whole game
I'm gonna tell my bit the whole game. I beat the whole game. Oh game. I beat it. I
Did
Don't you have to defeat the game to make it a roll?
Yes, but just because he defeated it years ago doesn't mean that he still has what it
takes to do it now.
You think he can still strut his stuff now?
You think he can still strut his stuff?
He can't strut his stuff.
Oh.
You think you can still store this stuff?
You can't store this stuff?
Oh.
You can't store this stuff?
You can't store this stuff?
Muscle memory?
You think you have...
Oh, shit, fucking NSIG is the blame.
You think you have muscle memory
and you could beat the game for Muscle Memory after wait you made this in
COVID right how many years ago was that like five six years ago
six years ago you think your muscles are strong you think your muscles are
that strong? I had fun even though I suffered the whole time. I had fun even though I suffered
the whole time. It was really fun for us too, what the fuck.
I had fun.
I had fun too.
I guess I have fun.
It's about the friends we meet along the way.
I have to take meds in five minutes.
Thanks for making me laugh really hard.
You're welcome.
You're f**king welcome.
I guess.
Do you want to play strawberry magic?
Today.
I promised I would.
It says it gives me like a full screen view, but it's not really full screening.
Once a
The screening cooling yeah, I'm loading it up now. I have to take my meds first off
You guys want to watch
Rocks is game over now. We can finally watch it. We're finally allowed
We're finally allowed to watch it!
See look he allowed it!
He allowed it!
He allowed it!
I don't
Oh my god, this game is I think it might be too old to run. Let me pull up. Let me pull it. I'll pull up
it sounds like
TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN TUN
OREL BUTTDOS
Thank you so much for the 8 gifted subs
Thank you very very much
Thank you thank you
I'm just gonna be honest with you
I'm really biased cause this was made by my friend
And so I automatically think this is the best thing ever, so I'm just letting you know.
I'm letting you know from now.
I'm biased and I don't care who knows it.
You hate it! Shut up!
Shut up you can't, you're not allowed to hate it.
Shut up, you're not allowed.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
It's TV time, TV time.
Sit down for TV time now.
My streamer used to be honest, what?
I'm honest.
Oh, it's so pretty.
It's pretty already.
You two are
This village is our home and we'll protect it
Oh
Guys
She's lighter!
Good idea!
Oh shit!
Magical Brawl transformation!
Super cute! Yeah a lot of game references right?
Oh my god that looks so sick.
I just... I just hear his voice.
I just hear his voice and he's so... he's this little guy and he's a big man!
Hey, that's the guy I'm gonna do song with!
That's the guy who I blackmailed into doing a song with me.
Oh my god, that looks gah-ho!
Ow, my scene was sick as fuck. Holy shit.
We did it. We won.
Uh-oh.
Oh
No
We beat him didn't we I don't
the village oh
No
Oh my god!
Potato!
Oh shit, who's this?
He has long hair, he has to be evil!
Oh, he can't hear me.
He's still busy learning.
Gobble up knowledge with gobbles and friends.
Can I hear you?
Yeah. Very good.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Oh, very good.
Meow!
I would've left her for dead.
What's the point of doing any of this if we can't save her during the camp?
Listen, kid, nobody's getting saved now that Dusk is punishing you with this boring recon mission.
For your information, and Dusk's, Gobbles isn't useless. He is a Lernosaurus, and he is very good at reading and writing.
Hey! Lernosaurus alone!
Hey, you write your own betuaries after he gets us both killed.
I get it.
Yeah, you get it. Think a T-Rex named Gobbles would like, eat everything in sight, you know?
You know, that's some big-ass mouth.
I'm so cute! Don't you dare!
Oh my gosh, Naruto.
He's big, and that makes him my favorite.
I'm just sayin'.
Maybe Dusk is right.
He's glad I'm your judgment.
Sometimes doing the mission the right way
can save more lives in the long run.
That's like you.
Hey, gobbles.
You doing okay back here?
Oh, yes. Just learning.
Guess I'm just a little nervous.
Ooh.
Don't worry. It's gonna be fine.
This is a total routine repulsion.
Excuse me, Bob.
Unless the syntax show up, then you'll probably die.
Kabuto!
Why? Look at him!
Don't listen to him. The syntax don't come around these parts.
We're just gonna check the game world, find out who the hero and the villain are...
I like that, Dr. Ball.
I'm still confused. We're supposed to help the villain, right?
Oh, boy.
You're talking about stopping the LAN condition.
Usually, there's a hero and villain.
And if the hero beats the villain on their game world...
Well...
Kaboom!
Oh, no!
You're way of skillers.
right hey i don't make the rules so uh we just have to keep the hero for being the
bad guy right dang what can't you learn what not this time gobbles no conflict nobody to save
just recon boring recon incoming ship detect no one ever wanted a recon syntax syntax syntax oh no
Uh-oh.
Oh, would you look at this.
A Farcade Recon ship in our half.
I love Farcade Recon.
How do you even see that?
Is there a problem?
I know that, boys.
No.
There's a Farcade Recon ship in our way, sir.
So is it a problem or not?
Yes!
Nothing!
As long as it doesn't get to the game world, we're fine.
It's heading for the game world
One shot one kill
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Seriously? Emergency shields are away!
Ken, hop up here! I gotta see what's wrong!
We got hit even once without shields, we're full!
Uuugh...
Do you need help? Maybe it's smart to help you, Focus.
Do you know Hickory Dickory Doc?
Can you Hickory Dickory shut the hell up,
unless you get the textile density on some of these assets
to match the stealth depository by bringing up some resources?
What's this that would take the pre-vacation of different LLT's because we don't die on that option?
What's this about hearing slaps like freak out?
It's just so funny to me.
Dog!
WHAAAA!
Good.
If you're having trouble, shoot where they're going instead of where they are.
If you're having trouble...
I-
Oh my god, I fucking love her! I love her!
Yep.
I love her!
The Buddha!
Holy crap, I get it! I got him!
Yeah!
You said don't let them on the planet correct
Yeah, big oof!
Hold! I've looked all over for a suitable game world to train our new recruit!
Oh, hi, I'm Crabgirl!
Oh my god, I love Crabgirl!
I'm sorry, Crabgirl.
I'm Crabgirl!
Oh my god, I love Crabgirl!
You've got to go down to the planet instead of...
Yes!
Shall I accompany him, sir? To make sure he doesn't mess up again.
What?
Great idea, misinformation. Bar-K is going to make it a lot more difficult to complete the game world.
You want us to do a full harvest mission?
Yes, don't dumb might as well make this little nuisance useful
Help them beat the villain and complete the game. I can't train crab girl over here
At least we can gather the planet's bloke when it explodes
Oh, yeah, I'm crab bro
Oh my god, I love her
Now get out of here you two. Make sure we can harvest that
Stop!
And now everyone's gonna think I didn't fix the shields
That again? They're amazing for the whole show! Let's go!
I thought this world died and you!
Eh, good thing you can't understand me or we'd be screwed.
Uh-oh.
Well, I guess I gotta swim back. You gotta hang around the whole time.
Uh, is it bad?
Oh no!
Morkin!
Estimated time remaining for self-repair.
A lot of power tells us...
Well, it's not good.
So what now?
The syntax are following us to the game world.
I saw Kaboodle fall toward the planet.
We have to find him before they do.
Uh, shouldn't we try to find out who the hero is?
Oh, that's cute.
Oh, that's so cute.
Since the syntax are here...
That's so cute!
Oh, her swimsuit!
I can't let that happen. I have to find him.
Err, it's Glimpse that is so cute!
Boss, I'm gonna be honest with you, I've seen so much!
Sexy drawings made of her already.
You did a beach pirate! Your pirate was a beach episode. Genius. Genius.
Genius.
Can't wait!
Oh jeez! C'mon Gamos, can't wouldn't hesitate!
Wait a minute, does that mean we get to see her in a swimsuit?
Uh, that's a 4Ked agent.
Don't underestimate them!
Oh shit, the title screen!
The name of the world's hero probably didn't even see it before they jumped in.
Idiots, let's go take care of them and then find flappers.
I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
What is it?
Eugh!
Aaaaaah!
Where are they, they're friends.
Dauphin!
So cute!
Good.
Huh.
We need a dolphin.
Hehehehe.
Alright.
Let's kill them.
Here we go!
Wait!
Ah!
What are you doing?
We can't rush them!
That's it!
Yeah, she's hot.
The Fat Dinosaur.
Take your plan.
We can't beat these two.
The Fat Dinosaur.
Take a plan. We can't beat these two.
What? Then what do you propose we do then?
We find Flappers as soon as possible before they do.
My name is Flappers!
Oh, wait. My little backpack friend is missing.
Hi Flappers. I'm Gobbles. This is Kid.
Hello. Wow, new friends!
Say Flappers, have you seen a little shiny sea urchin around?
With little legs and arms.
I really want Candy to cosplay as Miss Information so bad.
Where'd you get the bad guy?
Earth and I?
And he's a dick?
He's gonna give you so much candy.
But maybe someone in Coral Ridge City has!
You got so much candy!
Do you think this guy could be the hero?
No way, gobbles.
He's way too helpful.
He's got background character vibes.
I've never kissed a girl dolphin before.
What?
What?
Sharing secrets.
That's what friends do!
Well, I'll take you into town!
Grab on!
Oh, he's so freakin' fast!
Let's go!
They're so cute, I like that.
You just sucked me up like a freak!
I could have barbs, wells, but I'm poison, huh?
You ever think of that?
If I'm poison, I could be poison!
He could have been poison.
Ugh, idiot!
You are bloody annoying!
Thank you.
So what's your deal, huh? It'll look like the hero type.
Hero? Ha! I'd never be anything like Floppers the Super Dolphin!
Is he, um, a UX Nemesis or something?
Let's just say, everywhere Snappers the Seed Scrooge goes!
That's me. Noted.
Floppers is always in his bloody way!
Oh, man, today is your lucky day! I'm gonna teach you how to beat that!
What'd you say was it Dolphin?
That's right.
And you're a huge shark.
Huge!
Well, here we are, Coral Reach City.
Wow, it's just like...
Oh no.
Well, go ahead and ask around.
Everyone here is real friendly.
They're like my family.
I don't know what I'd do without them.
Thanks, Flappers.
Oh, thank you for teaching me all the letters!
Now I can... What did you call it?
Read?
It's no problem, Flappers.
You were nice enough to help us.
And yeah, it's called reading.
Well, I got some errands to run.
Hope I get to read something really fun!
I'll be back in a jiffy.
Bye!
I hope you can read.
Aarons?
Would a background character run errands?
Kit?
No.
Hey, Kit!
Oh no!
I'm out of pizza!
You want a slice?
Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit, Kit!
Oh, uh, oh, hi gobbles.
Where'd Flappers go?
Oh, that's what I've been saying.
He went to go run errands.
Doesn't that seem weird?
Nothing weird about getting things done, gobbles.
Come on, let's go.
This is perfect!
After he drops off those losers,
This lappist will be here any minute!
Let's post you up so he can find you!
Holy shit!
We take next time!
Weeeeeee!
He's here!
Oh my god, you better kill him!
Holy shit!
The floaties haven't info yet?
Oh
Research complete
Signed to read a little blowhole bottle or paper sign to read here goes nothing
Oh, no! Sorry, Mr. Paper!
Oh, uh, don't worry about me. That's me. I-I'm Mr. Paper.
Wow! I've never been a talking paper before!
Well, uh, today's your lucky day! I'm gonna teach you how to feed that brevington! Who's that?
Uh, never mind! Let's go!
Yeah!
It's okay. Thanks anyway.
Hey, Mr. Paper!
Oh, uh, don't worry about me. That's me. I'm Mr. Paper.
Yeah, it's okay. Thanks anyway.
Hey mister, wanna play soccer? I'll be the ball!
Get off me!
Uh, no thanks. Maybe later.
Hey, uh, can you tell me if there's like, uh, someone really heroic, you know of?
Oh yeah! Flappers! They don't call the Super Dolphin for nothing!
Did you just say Flappers is a hero?
Uh-oh.
And a Super Dolphin?
Why did they both of those things? Wanna play soccer?
No, I don't wanna play soccer!
Ha ha! Now you finally made it to me, Krabbington!
I'll take you out of my invincible Krabby tank! That's right!
Not only are you going to perish, but your precious coral leaf sitting around!
Uh, you could just throw in your little black balls now!
Oh, uh, well, yes! Take this!
Ha! Duh!
Whoa!
Aaaaaaah!
What the f-
He's red!
Both upset and impressed!
Gah!
Aaaaaah!
Thanks, Mr. Paper!
Ow!
Crabbington is dead.
Oh?
Lapis has never gotten this far before.
Oh, no.
It means the simple tin has help.
Alright, we gotta kick this up a notch, Snappers.
You're so useless.
We got you!
You can spit fireballs.
Yeah?
You didn't think that was important to tell me.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Oh my god!
Don't let him out of our sight. We have to make sure-
Weeeeeee!
Wow! What an adventure I just went on!
I can't wait!
Floppers! What do you think?
I'm gonna go around here and get a weight now.
He'll best find the bootle!
You must need a little break from doing all this adventuring.
Oh, no can do, kid.
I just made a new friend who's been helping me on my journey.
See? Say hi, Mr. Paper!
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Ah! He's just a little shy.
Anywho, he's been giving me instructions on how to beat Snappers, mini bosses!
I'll be taking down my arch nemesis in no time!
I'll come back and help you find your Franky Duke!
Let's get him!
Hey, what are you doing?
Lappers, please. You have to give us that paper.
Give you Mr. Paper, but he's my friend.
I know it sounds weird, but we have to... we...
Oh man, I wish I could just tell you.
Well, I gotta do this. Sorry, y'all.
Snappers has been terrorizing my village for too long, and this is my chance.
if you beat snappers and win the game this whole world is going to explode!
Oh no...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh shit...
Kid, what are you doing?
You can't tell characters about the game of Earth!
I have to...
He messed up y'all!
Crazy!
Static! Really!?
If the planet finds us, we'll all be close!
AHHHHH!
Hang on there!
Oh no!
Whoa! Careful!
What the?
Okay.
You're nothing without your little backpack friend, aren't you?
How would you know?
Uh-oh.
Oh my gosh, it's almost found us.
found us oh now this is it now you've done it we're all gonna die
no finally take him out from us
I can't believe it thanks mr paper you're my true friend
NO! What the- WHAT?!
Holy shit!
This is all my fault. I can't believe another world is going to die because of me.
Girl, you ain't crazy. You should've never said anything.
Oh, yeah, kid. Gobbles, I'm sorry. I should've listened to you.
Kid, it's okay.
It was just so caught up in-
Listen, I know you're dealing with a lot, but I'm here. We're here together
There's still so much we can do you're too hard on yourself kid none of this is your fault
Not everything you ever did is your fault all you ever wanted to do was save people. Well, there's still time
We could still do something
How flatters gave us the name of Zark's nemesis snappers
He still has some mini bosses to beat and I'm sure we can find out where snappers is and beat them there
That could work. So let's go. How?
How... How did you get like this?
Get like what?
I learned a story.
Courageous?
Uplifting?
You were so nervous before.
I'm a Lernosaurus kid.
That's what I do.
I learn from the world around me.
You've got Lernosaurus!
The graphics.
And from you.
Awwww.
I want to be a dad.
Let's go save the world.
Oh, that's cute.
So is that thing that happened?
Is that like a temporary...
temporary or I was fucking scared guys I have to get something I have to get
something really quick my meds hold on I have to get something hold up hold up
hold up I thought I had it but I don't have it with me um hold on a second
you
you
come back come back come back sorry
back sorry about that
uh
wait for aggo the way
thank you sorry I had to get
something for my meds sorry I thought I had it with me but
I didn't know what's cooler what
any eatin yeah pausing for the eyebrows give me a sinky we'll we'll start again
once they're back from
I feel like the power box is a reference but I can't remember it yet.
I feel like there's a lot of references some I don't get but I'm sure somebody will like
post like a full like thread about all the references and I'm excited to see.
I've been trying so hard to avoid spoilers because I wanted to watch on stream, so I've been, like,
shh, avoided.
I've been avoiding, but you can't avoid sexy artwork. You know what I mean? You can't avoid that.
You can't avoid sexy art.
You did a director's commentary with Geely?
Oooooh!
Oooooh!
I can't wait to watch it when it comes out.
That's gonna be fine.
That's gonna be fine.
Billy painted a lot of the VJs early on.
Ah! That's wonderful!
Oh my, she's so talented!
She's so talented!
She's so talented!
She's so talented. My friends are so talented.
Oh
He's red
Whoa shakina
That's Kabuto, let's go. How was your aim this man?
Who did
Who dares enter my lair?
Come on, snappers, do that for the real enemies!
Alright, let's go.
Hit!
Who dares enter my lair?
No!
I'll then win!
Have you been here this whole time?
Yeah, basically.
I figure if I can't find you, I might as well train the...
...fuss Nemesis over here.
I shot, by the way.
Thank you.
A fruity.
Wait, you mean they followed you?
Yeah, and it gets worse.
They found...
Oh, no.
Nia-Hoo-Woo!
S-What?
Snappers!
Flappers, the Super Dolphin has arrived!
Who da-
The main character has a very Latina veil?
Flappers!
The Super Dolphin?
Hey, are you Latina?
Huh?
Kids? And gobbles?
Miss Cap-
I don't know why Latina's out there.
You were working with snappers all along?
I'm sorry, Flappers. I know it sounds weird, but we're trying to help.
Mr. Paper!
Yes, it is I, Mr. Paper. Anyway, don't listen to these traitors!
Wait, what?!
Just follow the plan and take...
It is technically Latina?
Or maybe it's Kid Bulbaga?!
Oh my god, she just like be for real for real!
Representation!
Oh my God! I wish my last name was Moldega.
Oh my God, Ruff loves lapinas. Confirm. Confirm.
Everybody loves lapinas. Everybody loves lapinas.
We've seen everything you've done to train snappers, Tharcade.
There's no way Floppers will lose.
Is that Mrs. Paper?
No!
I won't let you do this, Sintak Skull!
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
All of us!
Stay double!
The backpack!
You didn't tell me the backpack was the one training snappers!
He's a backpack?
You're damn right I am!
I've waited 20 years to rip you apart!
No
Wow, I love it.
Yeah, I'm so great.
The music is so good!
It's so good!
This is it, snappers!
Oh no!
I think snappers! Hooray for flappers!
Oh no!
No!
Good job, idiot!
Enjoy dying, big ass!
Wait! Mr. and Mrs. Paper!
What's happening? Did I win?
That's the problem, you stupid swathen!
Flappers, listen to me. I know it doesn't make much sense, but you have to come with us. Your world, it's...
But... the village? My friends?
I'm sorry, Flappers. There's nothing you can do. I wish there was.
was please flappers we're all done for if you don't swim us to the surface we
could save you so maybe you could save others
tic-tac fish nuts did I do this what is it my fault
Floppers, you did what you thought was right.
That's not your fault.
Hang on!
Holy shit!
Prepare to come see.
I'm sorry y'all. That's all I've got. Oh, no. Sleppers.
Kenny. What? We got this.
Oh.
Yeah!
Oh, that rate is so good.
Give what I'll stop!
Kenny!
Oh, wow.
No!
Ohhh!
NOOOO!
You're a cameraman!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm sorry, Flappers. I know it's hard. This happened to all of our friends, and I'm
What happened to all of our worlds?
Incoming ship detected.
Incoming ship detected.
Incoming ship detected.
I was wondering...
I suppose I must commend you for successfully completing the game world and destroying the
bar cave.
Of course.
Well, no matter.
We can harvest the planet's float without any interference.
Who are they?
Here.
Of course. Well, no matter. We can harvest the planet's float without any interference. Who are they?
Here.
What the hell is going on? Where's my Sarcando?
Quiet, shark. And listen.
Look out there. The rules of the game reverse are cruel and unfair.
With the flow we absorb from planets like yours, we can change those rules.
Bring back all that we've lost.
What the?
Bro, what?
Okay.
The only thing you've lost is your bloody mind!
Oh my god!
Well, you may just get your revenge after all.
Oh no!
More!
That's so sweet.
I know that!
I know them!
I know them!
I know them!
Hey, I know that!
I know them!
Oh
My god all my friends are in there
Stop the burnin' time
If we keep slurring each week
I'm gonna listen to it
If I could learn a song
I'd start to understand
Hey, that's me!
Hey, that's me!
I heard I heard that we were in the special things. Thank you. Thank you, Rose. I love you. Thank you so much. Thank you for being my friend. I'm so proud of you. And I'm so happy for you. And I'm so glad that you finally get to make your dreams come true. And it makes me happy. And I will support you until then.
More!
More!
More!
More!
More!
Maybe more.
More!
More please.
Uh, more please.
Can we have more please?
I'm ready with-
Congratulations boss, that was amazing.
I'm ready with-
Right faster! Right faster please!
Give me one second please.
My mom's texting me.
Wait.
I'll done.
Buena small chi, thank you so much for the raid, I'll get a grey screen, thank you.
I
Saw oh my god, I saw I saw oh my god, what an incredible voice cast for a JP cast is crazy
Oh my god
You got the buggy the clown
I
Bad rubber Ross is buggy. We've never seen him in the same room guys
They're gonna get a kid pushy, I want to get plushie. I want a plushie. I
Want a plushie
I gotta get one I gotta get one they're out now right I gotta get one
Hey Culp.
Hey, Eddie!
Hi, Eddie!
Hi, Eddie!
Thanks.
Oh my god, the part where-
This part is the most replayed part.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
Oh my god, why is my hair not being a caca hair right now?
I
Move I guys
Stop!
That is crazy. That is insane. Holy shit.
That is fucking insane. That's crazy. That's crazy.
The dog in Spanish is also good. Oh, let's hear the Spanish though.
There is.
Vamos a escuchar en español.
Espanyol, por favor.
Spanish.
Spanish.
Uh... uh... uh...
Manish!
Time for a rest for self-repair. One moment.
Well, it's not good.
And now, what do we do?
Oh, so cute!
Sintak entered the game world with us.
I know that day was the best day on the planet. We have to find them before they do.
Oh!
Now that the synths have arrived...
Hey, you're here!
You should be able to find out who the hero is, or the villain?
From the planet's history?
They come for us, Coco.
They are the ones who died earlier.
I'll let you do it, I have to find him.
Of course!
Oh, but you're not a villain!
I don't understand, I have to find him, if not...
Don't do this, lose him too!
Oh, my God, a soap opera!
Thanks.
No, I'm sorry, Cobbles.
You know what? I've already completed several missions like this.
I'm sure the hero is doing a secondary mission.
But...
He's still looking for something to do.
Come on, don't worry!
What?
Come on!
Oh, no, Coroy!
Let's go, Cobbles!
Coroy!
Oh, Coroy!
Where are you?
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm sure I'm going to die.
Is that James's voice? Is that the person who voices James for Pokemon in Spanish?
That's so crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy. That is crazy.
Damn Russ! You're cooking!
50 nautical 100 a million out of 10.
Crazy.
Oh my god everybody loves Blossom.
Of course! Of course! Of course!
I wonder how many episodes there are going to be? I wonder! I hope there's a lot!
6 seasons in a movie?
Yeah, it has 17 million views.
And it came out on the 15th. That's amazing.
Amazing!
Amazing!
Amazing! Amazing!
Oh, it's Pete here. Pete, though!
It's nearly 18 million.
It is almost 18 million.
You probably break 18 million today.
You will break 18 million today.
You will. You will.
Hi Pete.
Hi Pete.
Please more Mario Maker every day.
What?
Did you watch earlier me playing Mario Maker?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
If you watched earlier me play Mario Maker, oh my god, Pete, you should play Ross's Mario
Maker level.
It's so fucking hard.
You need to try it at least one time.
You gotta try at least once.
If I can do it, you can.
I beat, like, three levels.
Okay, no, I beat two levels, I got stuck on the third one.
I mean, yeah, I beat the whole thing, guys!
I beat the whole thing!
Yeah!
I beat the whole thing!
I beat the whole thing.
I did it, I beat the whole fucking thing.
Wow, I thought you couldn't believe such a thing.
I thought you couldn't believe such a thing.
Not bad.
I wonder if I can get this damn strawberry magic to work.
I'm starting to pump an orc in here, I'm starting to pump an orc in here, I'm starting to pump
I don't know bro, I don't know what's up with my body sometimes I don't pump it early enough and sometimes I pump it too early and sometimes I'm just all fucking over the place bro
I keep working pumpkining
I'll see if this loads, holy shit. I feel like we're over it again.
There's... what the fuck?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I must not choose the pumpkin knife. The pumpkin knife chose her.
Well, it chose me.
Well, it chose me then.
Oh, I think I got it.
Oh, I think, I think I got it.
What?
Ah!
What's doing it again?
No way.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
It's fine.
Good night.
Hello boys and girls!
What?
My name is Strawberry Magic, you ask why?
Well, that's easy.
Magic because I was born in magic land.
And Story...
Well, I really don't know why.
Not everyone has a name that fits him.
You're probably asking what I'm doing here.
Well, in Magicland, where all the magic in the world is made, we work very hard.
Making magic is not at all a simple task.
You know that.
And so, from time to time, when I get tired, I sneak out through the secret tunnel and come here for a rest.
What can I do? I tie her so easily.
I don't know what the fuck you can do. How?
I can't help you.
Strawberry magic.
I can't help you, man.
If you don't know what's cool, what makes you think I know?
What the fuck?
And while Lazy Strawberry fell into a deep sleep under the tree, a group of children sat in their classroom working on their end of the year school party.
Oh, end of the year school party.
Whoa.
And now I'll assign you your tasks.
Okay.
What's my task?
You'll be the clown.
What?
Oh boy!
Dan, you'll be the dancer.
That's great!
That's not... What?
Bob, you'll see. I just love to sing.
Ronnie, you'll be a magician.
What? A magician? What's going on here?
Bob...
These are tasks?
Ronnie was the only one who was disappointed with the party he got into.
How could he do a magician's show when he did not know any magic?
Well, you know what? Sucks a suck cake!
Sorry, I'm sorry I didn't know what he imagined.
I'm so sad.
Oh, but there's a strawberry.
And he's crying on her.
Who's that making me wet?
W-WHAAAA!
Oh!
Who's that talking to me?
What?!
Hey!
Who are you?
A strawberry?
A MUST-TOOL-BREAK?
A MUST-TOOL-BREAK?
You bet I talk.
Why are you making me wet?
Uh!
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get you wet, but I'm very sad, and the tears just fall by themselves.
What?
What's the connection between you being sad and the raindrops falling out of your eyes?
When children are sad, tears fall from their eyes.
And I'm sad because I have to put on a magician's show at the class party, and I don't want to do it.
You're just sad because you're lazy, bro. Just say, say you're lazy, you don't want to do it.
And I'm strawberry magic. I'm from Magicland.
But everybody works hard there, and I escape to here through my secret tunnel so that I can rest.
You're from Magicland.
Oh, she's also lazy.
Is there such a land?
I want to go there and learn some magic myself.
No, no, you can't go there because you don't look like the citizens of Magicland.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
Maybe I can turn you into an exact copy of me.
And then...
Oh my god!
What?!
This will hurt you to a strawberry!
Thank you, my dear.
I'm ready.
Magic, magic.
One, two, three.
Make this creature same as me.
Bro, that's my stuff.
I can't go any further.
The man can't look at himself.
And now he looks like a strawberry.
Oh, well, I suppose I really do look like a strawberry.
What?
What? Wait a minute!
She's surprised that he looks like a strawberry after...
She cast a spell on him to turn him into a fucking strawberry?
Everyone is a hard-working magician.
You will probably have to work, too.
Come on, give him a small bite!
Take the suitcase with you. This is where you'll put the items you'll collect, and if you have any problems, you can call on me for help.
Hell no, Lumber. In order to make magic, you will have to collect-
Ain't no way-
...items. If you wait to return home, close the suitcase by clicking on the top part of the screen. In the meantime, I'll rest here. Good luck.
Ain't no way she's sitting here in a lounge chair watching me the whole time. That is so messed up.
I feel like shutting this right on you.
I feel like shutting this shut on you.
What is that?
Is that a bird?
Oh, it's another school day.
A school day.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Keep this phone.
Good day, sir. How can I help you?
Oh my god!
Wait a minute, bitch. You just said...
They still haven't discovered who let the air out of the tires on their police bikes.
You just said...
We couldn't come into Strawberry Land because everybody's a strawberry and this guy is not a freaking strawberry!
It takes less job to help everyone who asks for our help.
What is this part?
She's freaking lying!
I could only get my wish through this magic.
Okay.
Very good. At least you're on the right track.
You know you need the magic to have all your wishes come true.
Okay, well show me where the magic is.
There are people inside who don't think you need magic in order to get your wishes.
They steal wishes that have come true from other magicians.
They're locked up in those cells to make sure they don't harm anyone else.
But they're causing me to suffer.
I have to guard them and I'm pretty tired of it.
I really have to get out for a break. Could you guard them for me for a little while?
Why don't you help the poor fellow a little? Let him go out for a short break.
Oh my god, not of the blizz for him.
A string of pearls. I wonder who it belongs to.
For me now. Give them to me.
A string of pearls. I wonder who it belongs to.
I like this liar. But can I?
Why don't you help the poor fellow a little? Let him go out for a short break.
Oh, why don't you help the fool of the ball, fellow? Let's go out for a short break!
Wait, where do I go?
This is so confusing.
Yes, I'll help you guard them.
Huh? How was I supposed to...?
What's that?
Strawberry, please meet Junior Cop, the student policeman.
He's new here and isn't familiar with his job yet.
Pleased to meet you Junior Cop.
I've come to help you guard.
I'm- I'm getting really big.
Look Strawberry, there is a prisoner in each cell.
Although they are being punished, we don't want them to be sad, so we allow them to meet
visitors.
What?
Whenever a yellow light goes on over a cell, this means that visitors have arrived and
you have to open the cell door.
Send Junior Pop there and press the button to open the door.
Is this supposed to be for kids?
If you don't open the cell door, a red light will go on.
And a short time later, it will start blinking.
If by then you don't open the door, the prisoner will burst out crying and refuse to come out.
Why am I taking care of people in a dungeon?
When the visitors over, a red light goes on over the door of the visitors room, and you must quickly send Junior Cog.
If you do not do this quickly, the prisoners will escape and disappear as soon as you can bat an eye.
Escape?
You can look at a clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission.
You mean this? This is this the clock?
Also, I'm sick of this big girl. She lied to us. She told us that everybody was a strawberry.
She told us that everybody was a fucking strawberry.
What?
Oh, fuck me, girl.
Uh...
What the fuck? What are we doing?
Hello?
He's crying.
I failed to do my job right during this shift.
I'll go back to the desk.
I heard one of the prisoners crying it could be heard as far as the town square
I got back as soon as I could never mind strawberry I'll calm him down do you
want to do another guard shift if so go to the cell block
Oh, what happened to fight?
I don't understand why.
Yes, I'll help you guard them.
Oh my god.
Whenever our yellow lights go off, this means that visitors have arrived and you have to open the cell door.
Send Junior Crop there and press the button to open the door.
Okay.
If you don't open the cell door, a red light will go on, and a short time later, it will start blinking.
If by then you don't open the door, the prisoner will burst out crying and refuse to come out.
Okay, well...
When the visitor's over, a red light goes on over the door of the visitor's room, and you must quickly send Junior come.
Okay, I will, but I thought you had to do something, and I thought you weren't gonna work, and that's why you sent me here.
But it seems to me that you're still here!
Everyone in this town is a friggin iron wall.
Oh my god, you gotta be freaking kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me, bro!
Bresna is crying.
I failed to do my job right during this shift.
I'll go back to the desk.
Oh my god, he ruined the desk, bro.
I heard one of the prisoners crying.
It could be heard as far as the town square.
I got back as soon as I could.
Never mind the strawberry.
I'll calm him down.
Do you want to do another guard shift?
If so, go to the cell block.
I just don't know, I don't know if I have to do it or not, like, I wanna know.
Yes, I'll help you.
If I have to do it or not, also, why do you trust us?
Also, why was I lied to and told that everybody in the world was a fucking strawberry?
And we're the only freaking strawberries here!
Send Junior Crop there and press the button to open the door.
Okay, hurry up! I don't need to hear this again.
If you don't open the cell door, a red light will go on, and a short time later, it will start blinking.
If by then, you don't open the door...
It sounds like it's telling me!
When the visit is over, a red light goes on over the door of the visitor's room, and you must quickly send Junior home.
If you do not do this quickly, the prisoners will escape and disappear as fast as you can bat an eye.
Bro, hurry it up. Hurry it up, bro.
bro you can look at a clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission
what the f***
Hello? Hello? Hello?
You have to-
Oh my god, you have got to be fucking kidding me bro.
You have got to be kidding me, what the fuck?
to a cell at this very moment.
Now I would like to take a real break.
Would you like to do another guard shift?
What?
If so, go to the cell block.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I really have to go.
Maybe I'll come back later, and you'll
be able to take a break.
Shut the fuck up, bro. You've been saying you needed to take a break and you didn't take a break. You're a freaking liar.
Everyone in this town is a liar. Every single person in this town is a fucking liar.
Who is this?
Wony, this vegetable vendor is very grumpy. Watch out.
I've already loved that no one is angry without a reason.
What have you done to the vegetable vendor?
There are two kinds of fruits and vegetables in magic land.
One kind is for eating and the other kind is for magic.
What? The fruit for eating is grown in the natural way,
but the magic fruit and vegetables grown Abra, the great magician's garden,
and they are alive and intelligent creatures just like me.
No, I don't trust anything you say.
Unbelievable! I've repressed life into fruits and vegetables!
That's right!
But what do you mean?
I'm a running vegetable vendor!
When I dressed up as a food vegetable, I scared the fuck out of him!
Why didn't his voice change?
So the vendor had to stop selling strawberries!
You! It's you again? How dare you come near my stand!
but I have a surprising store for you today and every day I no longer have
strawberries on my stand where you can hide and frighten the customers hey
mr. vegetable vendor I just bought a new shipment of fresh fruits and vegetables
come here and get them all you have to do is fill the customers orders and give
them exactly what they asked for. What? Hey, I know his customers, the basket heads.
Oh, do you give that a word? How? Better give them a push, otherwise they won't move.
What? What is happening? Wait, I thought he was angry at us. Why does he want us to
rados
how many?
ten
apples
cherries
what the fuck
what?
tomatoes
one
two
three
four
five
six
Seven, eight, nine, ten.
You're fucking what?
No, you can't.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Thank you very much. I'm going.
Goodbye.
What the?
Oh!
Awww.
Augh!
Please give me bananas.
How many?
Nine.
One.
Bananas.
Three.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Three.
Here's a corn.
No!
Bananas!
7 8
9
There you are. Now you can go.
Thank you very much. I'm going.
Oh my God.
Please give me cucumbers.
Please give me cucumbers.
Cucumbers!
Ten.
Cucumbers.
Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I
Thank you very much. I'm going
Strawberry I see you've made some very nice sales. I must have made a lot of money today. I didn't collect any money
Where's the money? Do you mean to tell me that you sold the vegetables and didn't ask for money?
I'm sorry sir, you said to give the basket heads exactly what they asked for.
And that's exactly what I did.
They came up every time and said, give me!
So I gave them.
Now you listen to me ya shrimp.
Even when I begin to believe that strawberries can change,
Well, sad truth blows up in my face.
What a fool I was to depend on a strawberry.
Strawberry's asking.
I won't talk to the strawberries again until you give me back the money!
Uh-oh.
Well, do you have money for me?
Well, do you have money for me?
I don't. I don't have any fucking money.
He won't let you take anything after the closing down, sir.
We arranged for him. I think this is the funniest thing in the world. What seriously even I'm beginning to like you
It's a good idea for you to give him back the money
This is all your fault
This is all your fault
Well, I hate this strawberry I do not like her I do not like her
I freaking hate this strawberry!
Uh...
Can I go this way?
What on earth?
Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
What the fuck is this?
Oh dear, he's in love with her too.
Oh dear, he's in love with her too.
Everybody in the whole heck is on bread.
I'm gonna go back.
I'll go back.
I'm gonna go back to town square.
I'm going to go... well, I can't go this way. I'm going to go home.
Go to the left.
Okay, this is very large.
Go here.
What's this?
What the heck is this?
Boxes and packages, packages and boxes.
Scurry, scurry, scurry, I deliver in a hurry.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Hello, sir. What are you doing?
Strawberry, strawberry, you really are something else.
You're so innocent all of a sudden.
Is he a potato?
Hello, sir. What are you doing?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? Have you forgotten that my last delivery is being held up on a kind of you?
You rummaged around in all the packages, so please go somewhere else.
If you show up here again, I'll put you in a box and I'll send you to the farthest place I know.
The farthest place he knows of is that warehouse over there.
What all day long, all he does is work.
Strawberry, honestly, they're a little more serious.
Bro, I don't think this fricking strawberry bro, I fricking do not like them.
In the meantime, all I do is work instead of you, and you sit there laughing at everybody.
I'm not laughing, I just don't understand.
I've always been nice to everyone, and I always wanted to play, and yet I was kicked out of everywhere.
And you? You've just arrived and everybody loves you.
Uh-oh.
That's right. It's because I help everyone, not like you.
Well...
Mr. Porter, sir, I mean...
I really did misbehave yesterday, but today I've come to help.
To help? What happened today that made you decide that?
Ah, okay.
I decided to look for the magic, and I'm ready to do anything to find it.
Here's the thing.
Good! Now you're talking like a resident of Magic Land.
So, listen very carefully.
The cost of shipping these packages is very high.
So we have to stuff as many limited crates as we can.
Okay.
Don't leave any empty space.
The packages come off the conveyor belt of different sizes.
So it is possible to fit every box into an empty space
until the crate is completely full.
Okay.
You can start now.
Okay.
Oh no, what?
What?
This is a kids game?
Oh, this is heavy.
There.
Oh, no.
Phew! That's it!
No, it's not it, bitch!
Well, this girl, take!
Oh, this is heavy!
I mean, also to be fair, we just got here, and she's already pissed at us.
She's like, everybody loves you, and nobody loves me.
It's like, we just got here, we just got here right now.
Oh! This is heavy!
Oh my god! I'm complaining, bro.
Phew! That's it!
These strawberries are friggin' evil!
Phew! That's it!
Phew! That's it!
There!
How many boxes are you gonna bring?
Oh, this is heavy!
These packages have been sorted and are ready to be shipped later on. Don't touch them.
Okay, well, sorry. I'm sorry, P.T.
Phew! That's it!
Phew! That's it!
I'm feeling it! I'm feeling it! I'm not gonna lie.
It's gonna hurt in my hands.
How did kids do this?
Oh! This is heavy!
Oh! This is heavy!
No, you should be doing all this fucking work through all, Mary!
Have this, through all, Mary!
Very good! The crate is falling ready for shipment!
I see you've decided to become a real magician, Strawberry.
Here, take this coin and buy something tasty for yourself.
You really earned it.
Oh, I got a coin.
Thanks.
Lelala! Lelala! Lelala! Lelala!
What?
Hew it! Hew it! Hew it! Hew it!
What's up?
I'm busy, don't bother me!
Oh, fuck you, Skrull Baby.
Oh, I guess we can leave now.
Goodbye!
I'm busy now. Please, go away. I'm so busy.
Is one cleaning up?
Have money?
Well, do you have money for me?
I do.
Thank you very much.
That will really be of help to me.
Here, take a cherry.
What do I think you will do with the cherry?
Well, have a contest to see which is sweeter.
What?
What the fuck?
I got a cherry now so I don't know what this cherry is for.
It's just sweeter, cherry or strawberry?
I like strawberries more than cherries.
Hey, we're really busy with that line.
But visit this place seems like it's a painting place.
This funny house is the artist's home.
He copies pictures all day long.
Copies?
Strawberry, this artist doesn't look very busy at all.
What?
at all what that's what you think Ronnie this whole town looks like it's asleep
but you'll soon see that it's just the opposite try talking to clovey
hello mr. clovey hello strawberry walking around doing nothing as usual
Hello!
I see.
Oh, no sir!
What are you painting?
Two days from now, we are going to open an exhibition of the paintings of the greatest artists in the world.
There's one picture that I could not get for the exhibition.
Oh Frank!
So I have to make an exact copy of it.
I've already drawn it, but my eyes are tired and I am not sure that the copy is exactly like the original.
Oh, so I have to do it for you.
Let me look and see if I've forgotten some detail or other.
Maybe I can help you.
Well, I have to do it.
I find that hard to believe.
Since when do you want to do anything?
You're so less useless.
What?
Being a waiter is hard work.
I don't have the strength for that now.
I am prepared to help you.
Oh my God!
Mr. Clovie!
This might cause us usefulness.
You know what? I wanna prove to you that we're not useless. I'm gonna prove to you that we have a keen eye and we know what the fuck we're doing.
Look at the pictures in front of you. The fine picture is the original. The one on the easel is the copy. Do you see any details in the original that don't appear in the copy?
Oh, yes?
Yes.
There are differences.
I'll show them to you.
Uh...
What the fuck?
Okay, uh, this here...
No! No! No!
Oh my God!
No!
Oh my, oh my God!
Uh, I'm the phone, the phone.
Great, Strawberry! I'm so happy that you helped me with this picture.
You're welcome.
Because it might have been very embarrassing if someone discovers that my copy was not perfect.
Now you're invited into my secret library.
I am?
You already know that not everyone is allowed in.
Your secret library?
I don't think the artist needs help now.
Let's go to the secret library!
Hey, I don't like this, guys.
There are a bunch of books in the library.
I'll look for the book with the great secret.
Maybe, if I find it, I'll be able to do some magic.
Wow! This artist really hides a lot of books here.
I have always asked him to come in here and look for his books.
I've never let you see it because you are insubstantial.
Never let me do it. You're really lucky to be in there.
If I want to find the secret book, I need to get the library code.
What?
If I want to find the secret book, I need to get the library code.
What book is the library called?
The Art of Copying Pictures.
The art of copying pictures.
The art of copying pictures.
Where the fuck am I going to get the library called from?
Thank you very much, sir. You have a very impressive collection of books,
and I'm glad to be among the fortunate people who have visited your library.
Oh my, he's rubbing, he's rubbing eating.
What? Oh my...
I still haven't found the secret hidden in the book. I'll try again.
I need to find the library counter.
Thank you very much sir. You have a very impressive collection of books and I'm glad to be among
the fortunate people who have visited your library.
I don't think the artist needs help now.
I'm gonna go now.
Bye sir.
Goodbye.
It's your library, but you don't have the fucking code.
I'm sorry.
Look off forever.
Excuse me! Do you have the secret library code?
What?
Oh dear, this is an order for red painted furniture.
All the pieces must be painted in red and I've run out of paint!
Uh-oh.
Excuse me, Mr. Carpenter, sir?
Excuse me!
Don't bother me. I'm prepared to stop working and talk only to someone who will bring me red paint for the furniture.
Ronnie, get out of here!
The noise of the jigsawing burst in my eardrums!
Shut the fuck up, you grubberry!
Give it to him, if not, leave here.
Don't bother me, I'm prepared to stop walking around.
Only to someone who will bring me red paint for the furniture.
This is where the carpenter saws his boards.
I know how to get red paint. Come over here, you fucking strawberry.
This is where the carpenter saws his boards.
Where's the carpenter?
What?
Goodbye.
All right, let's get out of here. We're gonna go to another area.
Uh, maybe we'll just like go keep going there.
I don't know what it is, but there is something in his sad eyes that makes me want to help
him.
Oh, God.
Hello!
Strawberry, this statue is nice.
It looks so cute and chubby.
What are you talking about?
That's no statue.
That's gobble goodies.
Oh!
Chubby!
What are you talking about?
That's no statue! That's Gobble Goodies!
All the heck is Gobble Goodies!
What happened to him?
Why is he standing there like that?
Hello, Gobble Goobble!
Gobble Goodies doesn't move!
I don't understand why!
Hello, Gobble Goobble!
Gobble Goobble!
Gobble Goodies doesn't move!
I don't understand why!
I'm going to need to know if you want to carry on your time.
This isn't helping. He's still not moving.
Oh. Never mind.
This fellow gets on my nerves.
What the...
Look this guy! Look this fellow!
Hey, uh...
Wait?
What the?
The parts, they have to be assembled.
What the heck?
This is the train station.
What a cute and beautiful train is standing there and listening.
Also, what the fuck is these supposed to be?
I wonder what that professor is doing.
He's concentrating so hard.
That's the train designer.
He built the wonderful train that you'll soon see from up close.
I wanted to design a train too, and I took some parts away from him.
Did he get angry?
Of course he'd be angry, Strawberry!
What?!
She stole from him?!
I think the train buggy he designed, they're very important to him!
Hello Strawberry!
Today you have it made me angry!
I'm the happiest train designer in the world!
Oh my god!
This beat is a mess!
The fastest train in the world will be built!
A Marvel train engineer!
She's fucking crazy!
When you're around, I do get a little worried!
I'm sure that you've stolen some part of the model
No, sir. All the parts are on the table
Oh dear. I'm so worried now. I'm not so sure that all the parts of the train model are here
If you build the train model according to the plan on the blackboard, you'll be sure that all the parts are there
Oh, so I have to do it. I have to do this. I have to do this because you are the one who fucked it all up
Trying to put all the parts together yourself?
Well, let's just see whether you have the talent to be a real designer magician.
I-I do.
Uh, where do I put it?
I wonder. A real wonder.
Uh...
I wonder, a real wonder!
Is this like a bubble?
Great! This is fitting together perfectly!
Where's the ball?
Stop!
No, Strawberry, did you really think that it was so easy to design a train?
Wait a minute!
This is a picture of the train model!
Oh my god!
This is a picture of the train model.
Great! This is fitting together perfectly!
This is the ugliest train design I've ever seen!
This is fitting together perfectly!
Great! This is fitting together perfectly!
Great!
No, that doesn't belong there!
I don't care what you think your design is, ugly!
This is a picture of the train model!
I wonder, a real wonder!
I wonder, a real wonder!
A real fucking train I've never seen!
Strawberry, although I did get angry at you when you stole the parts from here, I'm pleased now.
It looks like you did learn something after all from playing with the parts I designed.
Good for you. You can ride on my train any time you want.
No.
Oh, this is great! I can ride the train now!
Wait, why would I ride? Where am I going?
What do you mean?
Uh.
Oh ho!
I have some visitors.
Strawberry.
What are you doing here?
The road to the design is wonderful train and a right here.
How are you?
As usual, Strawberry.
I make use of the-
Wait, why are you talking? I'm the one that's supposed to be talking!
To get help to anyone who wants it.
I'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents.
If you need help, I can help you.
I do need help. I need you to teach me magic so I can get out of here.
I'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents.
If you need help, I can help you.
I'm just taking a walk. Goodbye.
Oh my god.
I'm just taking a hook.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Okay, we'll go for forest.
What the?
What the?
Oh my god, green guy!
Hello, Strawberry, welcome to the Forest of Wackers. Where are you headed?
Forest of Wackers? What does that mean? What do they do here?
Yeah, what do they do here?
You do ask silly questions, Ronnie.
Oh my god.
What do they do here? They work like horses, that's what they do here.
She's so mean!
Strawberry, don't look so innocent. You know very well what we do here. The problem is that you never like to come here and help us.
Yeah, it never works!
Are you down to bother us today, too?
No, I don't intend bothering you at all. I'm searching for the magic.
It's amazing. I really need a lot of help, and here it is. From the most unexpected direction. I have to sew a hundred pepper worker seeds, but I can't find the house where the seeds are.
I'll help you? Which house are you looking for?
I'm looking for the house which is under the blue house and behind the blue house.
Oh, this house.
Great! This is the house. Now I'll be able to grow pepper workers from the seeds.
Thank you, Strawberry. I'm really happy that you've changed.
Now I need something from... Oh, never mind. I guess that's it.
Oh, another guy.
Did you know I eat strawberry?
You got up early.
Accordingly.
Still trying to get out of doing any work, huh?
Yeah, he just like died.
What?
What?
Oh no!
What made you...
Is he gonna disappear too?
You're gonna get bannles.
I'm interested in working today.
I've already worked for the Petpa, and he even sends you his regards.
Do you need any help?
Unbelievable. I wondered what happened to the strawberries.
Well, if you're such a good workforce, it might not be a bad idea to grow more out of you.
What?
Here, I received an order for a hundred corn workers for next month.
And I don't have any more corn-force workers.
I have to sew a hundred corn workers seeds which are in one of those houses, but I don't know which one.
Which one is it?
Someone has mixed up the houses.
I found a strange note here, and I don't know who left it.
It's written in such a vague way.
I'll help you. Which house are you looking for?
I'm looking for the house that is behind the house that is under the blue house.
Oh, the corn asks easy questions that have very hard answers.
This...
Wonderful. That's the house that I can serve the corn seeds.
You're so dumb.
You're so dumb.
And give my warmest regards to Mr. Cucumber.
Oh my god, he's dying too! I'm killing up all the vegetables!
Hello, Mr. Cucumber. I know that you have a lot of work and I don't want to disturb you, but I'm looking for the magic. Can you help me?
Of course I can help you. Do you know the magic that will help me find the house that I'm looking for?
Sure, help me.
I'm the so-cute-cumber worker seeds right away, but I can't find them.
Show me the house where the seeds are hidden.
Okay, I'll do it.
It's a house.
I'm looking for the purple house above the rock.
Oh, this house.
Wonderful! You have found my seeds! Real magic!
You're welcome!
Give my regards to Ms. Red Pepper. So long!
Oh my God! No! Come back!
I don't understand. Everyone I ask about the magic asks me to help him.
Even when I do help, I don't get an answer from them.
I hope you'll write strawberry and that I can find some magic here to show at the party.
party. I'm never gonna find anything.
It's been 25 years. You will never see your friends again. You will never be
able to go to the party.
Hello Mrs. Red Pepper. You strawberry. How did you get here? You know that you are
very near to the clearing in the forest and only those who are good at magic are
are allowed in this part of the forest.
Tell me you naughty boy, did you find some secret detour around Harry the Corn and Mr. Green the Cucumber?
No, not a tour. I took the main road and helped each of them.
I'm really surprised.
Yeah, I did it.
What happened, Strawberry, that you decided to help?
Have you decided to become a magician?
Yes, I've been looking for the magic all day. Maybe you can help me.
Of course I can.
Here, Magic Land needs a large workforce every day.
My friends, Cucumber, Pepper and Corn, are already busy with preparations.
They also sell worker seeds.
I have the job of preparing a workforce for emergencies.
Abra put the seeds in one of the houses, and according to his description,
I'm having trouble finding the right one.
Strawberry, come on, wake up!
Are you sure I can find some magic in this place?
Of course!
Oh, I'm sure I told you.
Keep on looking.
You have no choice.
If someone asks for your help, you have to help them.
And that's that.
What?
All right, Mrs. Red Pepper.
Describe the house you are looking for.
I'm looking for the blue house above my head.
Uh, this one.
Great.
It's real magic, Strawberry.
I'm rushing off to sow my seeds. Bye! Get my regards to air plants, don't forget them!
Bye-bye!
Oh my god, we keep killing everybody.
This is horrible.
You see, Strawberry? Mrs. Red Pepper is just like all the rest.
She only wants me to help her and didn't give me even a care to find the magic.
Listen to me Ronny, Obersheen lives in a very important part of the forest.
It's the most carefully guarded place before the clearing in the forest. His magic is very special.
What's Obersheen?
Oh eggplant!
Hello eggplant!
Obersheen, oh my god.
Hey you, don't bother me again today. You're the last one I want to see here. Go away.
You're so rude.
What did you do to Obergin that is so angry at you and is chasing me away?
Well, uh, you see, uh, yesterday I was very hungry and I thought all day about the wonderful apples that Obergin grows.
I asked him for one, but of course Obergin does not give apples to anyone who doesn't help him
So I offered to help him pick the apples, and I really did pick them, but uh
After they were already in my bag. I really didn't feel like giving them to Obergin. That's why he's mad at me
What?
What strawberry? I'm getting sick and tired of this
wherever I go as soon as I get there I have to suffer because of the mischief
you have got yourself into roll you wanted to come here so don't complain
go back to mr. Aubergine he really isn't as bad as he looks
Uh, Mr. Aubergine, I'm really sorry for the trouble I caused you yesterday, but between
you and me, your apples are the best I've ever tasted.
Today, I'm really serious about helping you.
I'm looking for the magic.
Can you help me?
Can you help me?
All right, all right, but today I want the as stupid as yesterday.
Hey, you won't leave here until you do get the magic right.
I'm ready. Tell me what I have to do.
I'm looking for the Blue House, which has a Blue House above it, and a Blue House in front of it.
Oh, this one.
That's marvelous, Strawberry.
I'm sure that the apples you ate from my tree had a wonderful effect on you.
If you're going to the clearing in the forest, give my regards to the guards. Goodbye.
Oh my god. We killed another one.
You just can't stop killing men. Who's that guy?
Or sale. A bicycle in good condition. A service card. Huh?
Excuse me, sir?
I'm committing a murder.
Uh, just a minute. Don't disturb me.
Fore sale. An electric range. A pair of chairs.
Excuse me, sir?
You want the bicycle?
Strawberry, I'm tired of your pranks.
This time, I won't...
Run! This girl, bro!
This time, you have to reveal to me how you managed to stick to the forest every time without anyone's noticing you.
This is the most carefully guarded place in Magicland, and you're not allowed to run around here.
Why? What are you guarding here? All I see here are lots and lots of furrows, nothing else.
According to legend, the great book of magic is buried here, where it was hidden hundreds of years ago.
Nobody knows for certain where it was buried, because the enchanted compass rose, which points to where it is, has been lost.
Oh, the enchanted compass rose.
And to this day, no one has found it.
Abra, the great magician, is willing to give anything to anyone who can give him the book
which has all the lost secrets of the magic of magic land.
And who ever has the compass rose in his possession can find it in each compass!
Roan!
Of course, but the compass rose itself is not enough.
We also have to find the ball that will fly as high above the clearing in the forest and
move in the directions that the compass rose shows us.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna find it.
When you have both items you need to find the book, we'll look for it together.
Goodbye, Strawberry.
Wait. I wanna go back and talk to him.
Just in case.
Strawberry, you have nothing to do here.
Don't bother us.
What the fuck?
Don't be your usual lazy self somewhere else.
I'm gonna find that shit.
When you have both items you need to find the book,
in the book we'll look for it together. And then you'll see. Goodbye Strawberry. Then you'll see.
Get out of here. We'll stay.
Uh, this way?
Oh, good boy!
Uh, you're caught going there without permission from Abra?
What a shame! I was born here!
What?
This is the home of the one and only Arba, the great magician.
He knows all there is to know about magic, and no one can match him in making magic.
Every one in Magicland is afraid of him, and no one would dare go against his commands.
Knock knock!
Hello!
Who is that? Who's bothering you now?
Maybe someone has found the great book of Magic.
Rune! It's me, Rune!
Rony, he doesn't know who Rony is.
This is no time to mix things up.
Well, I really mean it.
Why would he say that he's Ronnie?
It's me, Strawberry.
Strawberry, I'm warning you.
If you don't stop ringing my doorbell and running away, I'll punish you.
Why don't you stop fooling around and help me find the great book of magic?
The book was lost hundreds of years ago, and now there is great danger that the magic will be lost.
I must find it
No, your highness. I'm not misbehaving around. I
Really want to help you find the book. I even want very much to find some magic
Well, I'll be prepared to help you find the magic on one condition that you help me look for the great book of magic
What do I do now?
They say that the artist has an old and secret library, and that one of his books can be
not really worth it.
The rest of the book is hidden, but uh, the artist, um, I have a pretty big problem.
He doesn't let just anybody in, and besides, he really doesn't like me very much.
I went in wrong order.
I'm going now without permission from Abra.
What a shame.
I was born here.
I was born here!
Alright then.
Well, let's go back over here and then we'll go to this place we'll stay.
Oh, it's like a bakery, I think.
Err, one thing.
But what did you do to the vegetable vendor?
Lonnie, these two funny guys know the magic of how to make the best sugar coating in the world.
The recipe is a very carefully guarded secret,
That's why it was divided up between the two of them.
Each of them knows half the things needed to make the sugar coating.
If you give them a piece of fruit, they'll sugar coat it for you with their own special magic coating.
Uh, this one's very suspicious.
What?
There you go.
I have a cherry, and really would like you to coat it with your wild renowned sugar-coated cream.
Strawberry, you remember that we ordered strawberries from the vegetable vendor?
Help.
We ordered strawberries from the vegetable vendor!
And you hid inside the box!
You hid inside the box!
And then, when we poured the strawberries into the pot...
Yeah, the pot!
Inside you gobbled everything up and didn't leave anything for anyone else
If you don't want to sugarcoat the cherry we'll tell you the ingredients and you will prepare it yourself
Okay, runny be careful
Those who never reveal to anyone what they put in the pot in order to make the sugar coating
I don't believe them. They won't tell you
Listen to me. They will tell you what ingredient is needed, but not where it is.
And they will even confuse you on purpose. Do the exact opposite of what they ask.
Put the sugar cube that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
Uh...
This one?
A sugar cube.
And put it in the pot.
Right here! Right now! We fooled him!
We fooled him! We fooled him! And how?
What?
One, two, three! Eight, nine, ten! Now you have to start again!
What?
What's the sugar cube that is on the other table into the box?
Oh.
A sugar cube.
Under the table.
You can be sure! You have been shown! The secret of the coding will never be known!
One, two, three! Eight, nine, ten! Now you have to start again!
What?
Put the big magic wand that is outside the cupboard into the part.
This is the big magic wand.
A magic wand.
Or the opposite.
About the small wand.
You can be sure, you have been shown, the secret of the coding will never be known.
One, two, three, eight, nine, ten! Now you have to start again!
What?
Put the small magic wand that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
Oh.
A magic wand.
Hello?
Put the small magic wand that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
A magic wand.
A magic wand.
You can be sure, you have been shown, the secret of the coating will never be known.
One, two, three, eight, nine, ten. Now you have to start again.
Like the small magic wand that is outside the cupboard, into the box.
The big one, isn't it?
A magic wand.
Well, brother, we're no match for him.
He's my god!
It's a secret.
Put the sugar cube that is on the table into the pot.
A sugar cube.
Well, brother, we're no match for him. He's discovered the secret.
Yes.
Put the big container of powdered flowers that is on the table into the pot.
What the shit is this cube that is up in the table?
This is a box!
Oh my god!
You are an only piece of shit!
I shook a cube.
Look, well brother, we're no match for him.
He's discovered the secret.
Put the big magic wand that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
The small magic wand are inside the cupboard.
Into the pot.
Oh dear, how did he find the right ingredient?
The big container fluttered flowers that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
Log container.
Powdered flowers.
Fluttered flowers.
Well, brother, we're no match for him. He's discovered the secret.
Put the small jar of honey that is outside the cupboard into the pot.
Small jar of honey.
Big jar of honey.
Thanks for the pop!
What?
Welcome.
What are they doing?
Ewww!
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone of the secret.
Oh, Strawberry, what is this?
It's all so stupid that I don't know what to think.
They say that I've discovered a secret.
What do they think?
That I have to appear on the cooking show or something?
I have to present my children at a party.
Real magic.
Ronnie, I hope that now you understand me.
Oh, I almost choked laughing when I think
about how you'll stand on the stage and tell the children how to make sugarcoating.
What is it?
That's it. I'm tired. I'm going to sleep.
She's such a bitch, Ro. I do not like her at all.
She's so mean. This is a child.
And what the fuck is she tired about? She has a good shit.
I don't know what it is, but there is something in his sad eyes that makes me want to help
him.
Maybe he wants to run for a long time.
I should have come.
This isn't helping.
He's still not moving.
This fellow gets on my nerves.
This fellow gets on my nerves!
On this way.
On this way.
What's this?
What's this, please?
Mmm! Such great smells are coming out of there!
White smells!
What a wonderful smell!
Look at how many cakes are made here!
Oh, it's the cake shop!
Hello, strawberry! Hungry, eh?
Poor little rascal.
When will you understand that you have to help out a little?
You simply can't just walk around snatching things from here and there.
I'm here to help!
I'd have liked some cake, wouldn't you?
Well, you give me some help, and I'll give you a very good cake.
Do what he asks.
His cakes are delicious.
I must prepare a cake that was ordered especially
for the chickpeas.
They will break out of the eggs today.
This is their first birthday.
I must prepare a cake in their honor, exactly according
to the frame drawing.
Can you help me bring the layers of cake
having the right shape and color just like in the drawing?
Uh... okay.
A-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Very good, Strawberry.
Yay!
This is exactly the cake that was ordered.
Go into the decoration room and decorate them exactly according to the drawing.
Where's the decoration room?
Then you'll get some cake.
Okay
What
You have to decorate the cake there's an example inside the white frame you must decorate the cake
Exactly according to the picture
Decorations are inside the boxes. I'm very pleased that you're helping me. I still have lots of work to do
well
None of these people do any work. I'm the one doing all the work. Me.
I'm doing all the work here.
I think I've decorated the cake exactly according to the picture.
I'll show it to the baker.
Look at my fucking cake!
We've actually decorated a wonderful cake for the chickpears.
I can't wait for them to break out of their shells.
Here, take the cake I promised you.
Enjoy every bite.
Oh, thanks!
Well, I'll be going now.
Goodbye!
I have a cake now.
It did look like a bull sack.
The gate is closed, and the breeder bird is in a hurry.
The gate is closed and the breeder bird is guarding the garden.
What?
The breeder bird?
I'm sorry, I can't come over and open the gate for you.
I have to mine the eggs until they hatch in pairs.
Surely you can let me know.
The little sweet heart sleeping soup, peacefully inside the eggs, they soon become adorable little
chicks.
What the fuck?
What is going on?
Disturbe!
Quiet please!
Look strawberry, inside my eggs little chicks are growing.
I've been asked for a pair in each color.
I really tried hard to plan things so that there
will be two of each color.
What?
I tried to peek inside the eggs,
but Shelly, who guards the eggs, won't let me disturb them.
That's right.
She always comes looking and disturbs them.
The chicks need their rest.
She opens the egg and immediately forgets the chicks' colors.
What?
Strawberry, I really do want to know if every chick has a partner.
She wants to know the color of her children, so she cracks open the egg.
They're colored in the same color.
That's why I won't be worried.
Is there a problem if there's a color that you don't like?
Oh, it's memory.
Oh my god, I hate the bacteria, I have to walk to it every egg.
Well, this sounds crazy!
Rubber, you're wonderful!
I have exactly one pair of every kind!
Yes, you're welcome.
Now I'm ready to open the gate.
Okay.
Wait, I'll be right there to open the gate.
I mean, you're right.
You're literally right there, Nate.
You were literally on the gate.
I don't...
What the fuck?
W-What?!
Excuse me, excuse me, Strawberry, just a moment. Are you going into the garden by any chance?
Yes, yes. Hey, who are you?
I've finally met someone among all these strange creatures who talk like one thing and look like something else who's a magician
Oh real magician
Creatures who look like one thing and talk like something else
Pardon me for asking, but you don't look exactly like you sound. I know
What's so funny about looking like me
You look stupid!
You look like that because you are looking for the magic?
I'll let you in on a secret.
You and your friends in this weird place really do need first-rate magic, so as not to look the way you look.
What?
You're a magician, aren't you?
What is that?
That's right. I'm a magician. That's my profession.
I learned how to-
You need magic so you don't look the way that you look because you look terrible.
Everyone thinks that everything is real.
But between you and me, everything is an illusion.
an illusion. You know, the hand is quicker than the eye, but I'm telling this only to
you, because you belong to this world, and you'll never get to my world, and you won't
be able to reveal this secret to my audiences.
You mean you don't have any real magic at all?
That's right, it's all illusions. Look, time is passing quickly and I have to appear in
the circus in a little while. My rabbit decided that he doesn't want to appear with me anymore,
be part of my act with its false magic tricks. He ran away to this place. He says that the
real magic is only here. I have to find him and get him out of this weird place.
If I see a rabbit, I'll catch it and bring it back to you.
I'll look for your rabbit.
Strawberry, have you seen my rabbit? I really want to find him.
I ate your rabbit.
Strawberry, don't forget. If you see my rabbit, tell him to come back to me.
No.
I'll catch it and bring it back to you.
No.
Lonnie, this is the rabbits restaurant.
The rabbits come here to eat carrots.
If you wait here, you might be able to catch the rabbit.
I hate your rabbit.
The magician's rabbit is very fussy about what he eats.
He's used to eating well and only eats in five-star restaurants.
If you want him to come here, you must provide the best service to your rabbit customers.
When a rabbit...
Why'd you do that?
You must serve him his carrots immediately.
That way your restaurant will be awarded more stars,
and the magician's rabbit will appear.
What?
When he gets here,
serve him some carrots and grab him.
Yeah, my brain is melting from the steam.
You can take only up to three carrots on your tray each time.
My brain is melting.
I found a fucking rabbit!
Oh, hurry the fuck up.
What?
What?
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
What?!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Hurry up!
Hurry!
Oh my god, you have vastly fucking hated me.
Oh my god, you have got to be f**king kidding me!
Thank you.
Thank you.
This can't be!
Thank you.
How the fuck do you win?
Hurry up, please. I'm being evil.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Oh, there he is.
I think he's brown.
He's like different than all the other rabbits.
R.I.P.I.A. so does that mean that's him?
NOOOOOOO!
Thank you very much.
morning this is great your rabbit is coming he's ready to grab him
oh my god what the shit
Oh cute little rabbit someone is desperately looking for you. He misses you
Where's the magician? I miss him too, and I want to go home. Holy shit. Come along little rabbit. We'll go to the magician
Strawberry don't forget
Strawberry have you seen my rabbit? I really want to find him
We pull him out, Eagle.
Strawberry, I'm so grateful to you for finding my rabbit.
I'm glad you're welcome.
Listen, I have to ask another small favor.
While I was looking for my rabbit,
I scattered lots of candy along the paths.
I wanted the rabbit to find him and understand
that I was looking for him.
But unfortunately, someone gobbled them all up.
He got stiff from eating so much.
So please, take this medicine powder
and sprinkle it on him so that he can move again.
Oh, hey you are. I'm so happy I'll never run away again. Let's go home.
Uhhhhhhh! What?
What did I just watch?
What the heck did I just watch?
Oh!
I have to sprinkle a powder on this guy.
Here is Gobblegut is.
He gobbled too much candy and that's why he can't move.
Yeah we already know.
I have to sprinkle him with the powder rabbit under the magician gave me
I got it. I got it.
Hey, Bro, do you have to sprinkle him with the powder?
Mr. Noda!
Why do you have to like, walk everything super slow?
Uhhh, I ache all over.
I must have been standing like that for years.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'm hungry. I'm so hungry.
Uggh, I ache all over.
I must have been standing like that for years.
Hey, I'm hungry. I'm so hungry.
Maybe it's me.
A cake. Here. This cake is really great. I prepared it myself.
Mmm.
What the heck?
We just threw away the dice.
You're gonna be tasty.
Oops.
The dice cube got loose.
Ronnie the dice cube!
I've been looking for it for a long time.
It's special because it can open places that have been closed by magic.
Unbelievable!
It's been inside Gobble Goodies tummy all along.
Oh my goodness.
Everything that moves, stun still, lies down, everything!
Magic Dice Cube!
I'm Maggie!
I'm Maggie!
Get me out of here.
That's cute.
Uh, can I recall correctly?
I don't know what to do with it.
A book is this!
Uh, hey, where are you going?
You can't go any further.
This is the school for magicians, and only people who have magic wands are allowed in.
If you have a wand, show me.
If not, don't bother me.
I could learn some magic at this school. I'll try and get a wand.
I'll try to get a wand.
Oh my god.
So you're back! You probably want to go into the library. I'm pleased to invite you to
go. You worked hard and you deserve it. Yes, thank you.
One of the books in my library contains a great secret. The code with which you will
find the book that has this secret is on the scroll. Take the code with you.
This is the colour red. Take it. You'll find it useful.
Small!
I still haven't found the secret hidden in the book.
Sure. I'll try again.
From time to time another book will be lit up on the scroll.
You must find its place in the library and click on it exactly.
Shut up!
Very good!
Good! You clicked on the right book!
Oh my god, I don't want to hear you commentary.
Good! You clicked on the right book!
This is all your fault.
101 Ways to Skywork.
That's my kind of book.
What?
101 Ways to Skywork.
That's my kind of book.
We don't think you're so much for the raid out in a great stream.
101 Ways to Skywork.
Hello, plain strawberry bag.
That's my kind of book.
Closing my mind.
Eat up, Mommy.
Here it is!
The magic is rising by itself.
It's opening up just a certain page. What's drawn there? Did you notice the ball that fell out when the book opened up?
This is a very strange ball. It doesn't bounce like a regular ball. I'll take it with me.
Hey
It looks like a compass rose.
It is here that if I reach the clearing in the forest, the compass rose will direct me to where the lost book of magic is hidden.
Oh, the compass rose!
The great book of magic. All the magic tricks in the world are in that book.
Legend has it that it was written by the father of all magicians thousands of years ago.
But everyone thinks that it is being lost.
Take the compass rose Ronnie and use it to help find the ancient book.
They'll love you in magic land.
The compass...
I'll find a small and easy magic trick in the book.
I'll take the campus rose.
Give me that compass rose.
Thank you very much sir.
You have a very impressive collection of books,
and I'm glad to be among the fortunate people who have visited your library.
Goodbye.
Hi sir. Thank you very much.
I found a magic compass rose in the secret book. I've already wasted a lot of time and
still haven't found even one magic trick. Strawberry, do you think I'll be able to find
one here?
I'll see you when I'm here.
Continue just the way I told you to, and don't tell me you're too tired to go on working,
Because you have a lot of work in front of you.
Oh my god.
Just keep trying and let me rest.
It's unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Well have you brought a can of red paint?
Yes, the color red.
Here you go.
Well, where did you get the red paint?
I placed the order for it a long time ago and never got it.
I must produce all this furniture in this color.
Well, look for you. Now that you have a second,
I'd like to ask you if you know the secret of the magic.
The secret of the magic?
Why, you always ran away from the magic and liked resting better.
But if you're looking for it again...
Here, look! A shape has been drawn on this board!
Let's leave her!
We'll move the saw in any direction you choose.
If you saw the board according to the drawing,
I'll make you something which can help you.
Uh...
Now we're nearer to the line!
Oh my god.
Yippee!
The worst.
Hey, I don't see any line here.
What?
No, that's better.
What?
Hey, you're not in the right direction!
Bet what you mean.
Oh my god, that was so hard!
Hey, you're not in the right direction!
What the hell, babe?
No, that's better.
I'm very old.
Hey, I don't see any line here.
Oh my god.
Strawberry, if you don't help me saw the board, I won't have time to prepare the item you want in order to get closer to finding the magic.
Go over to the board which is on the table.
I'd love to race with it right now.
Okay, get to work Strawberry, perform the magic.
I'll try and sort the shape again.
Oh my god, I am about to reach the goal.
Now we're nearer to the line.
Hey, I don't see any line here.
Now, that's better.
Oh, my God.
That is actually a dirty show.
Hey, you're not in the right direction!
Oh my god, what do you mean?
Now that's better.
Hey, you're not in the right direction!
What?
No, that's better.
Well, then why don't you look into it?
Oh my god, I was gonna say...
Oh my god, I was gonna say...
Oh my god...
Oh my god...
that will bring you a lot closer to the magic.
I'm making a magic wand for you.
When you have it, you must show it to everyone,
and then they will know that you honestly
want to become a real magician.
Oh my man.
Let the guiding star onto the top of the wand.
The guiding star will prove that you have already
been to a place from which the secret of the magic
can be seen.
Do you have the guiding star?
If you do, give it to me, and I'll finish making you your magic wand.
Here, come this rose.
The coupless rose!
That's not what I have to give now!
What?
Do you have the guiding star?
If you do, give it to me, and I'll finish making you your magic wand.
No, no, no. Get me the guiding star.
I don't have the guiding star. I'll try and get one.
All right, I'll wait for you here. Good luck.
Yummy out here. Yummy out here.
Yummy out here. So I've never started this game today. I should have done it tomorrow.
Holy shit. Yummy out here. Who's in here?
What's in here?
I don't remember.
Where do we have to go in here?
Oh.
Stop walking!
Stop!
A package for you?
Hey, no, no, nothing has come in.
Well, we're gonna go to the park out of here.
Goodbye!
Okay, we leave here.
Oh, so much shit!
Ta-da! Ta-da!
Who possessed her to play this?
Who's like a bull or a guvatan?
A guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan guvatan
Hello there! What is this tunnel? Where does it lead? What the fuck is he doing here?
Are you hiding too because you don't want to work?
Really strawberry, not everyone is like you. Have you forgotten? Behind this door there
is a deep dark pit. Beyond that pit lives the beautiful Firefly Fairy. Did you know that
A Firefly Fairy can show you the magic within the magic?
Well, I transport everyone who wishes to reach her.
If you want to fly on my back to the Firefly Fairy,
you must bring me a barrel of juicy nectar of flowers.
I'm so hungry.
If you want to fly on my back to the Firefly Fairy,
you must bring me a barrel of juicy nectar of flowers.
I'm so hungry.
The door is closed it can't be opened without the much disk
It looks like I can't get past the pit how awful
What's this?
Ronnie, this is the place I hate most of all.
What?
They work very hard here. Did you know that?
Everyone who didn't want to learn the secret of the magic works here.
But Strawberry, I know that I must look for the magic.
I'll do anything. Even hard work if I have to.
I knew you'd get here sooner or later. After all, all those who didn't want to learn the
secret of the magic ended up here and had to do very hard work.
I came here for exactly the opposite reason. I want to find the magic and I'm ready to
work.
Come into the construction area and wait for instructions.
Look at this!
What an interesting place! I wonder what kind of work they do here.
your attention please box boys get ready to paint and form a line box boys you
must jump into the pool of paint and fill up with the right color after that
march to the wall and splash the paint on the bricks strawberry you will have
to change the color in the pool so that the box boy that will jump into it will
be filled with the right color and splash it in the right order box boys
jump
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh
Really any wall that is only partly painted or is not properly painted is washed clean and you have to start all over again
I'll go and paint the painting the wall.
I don't know if I can save and come back.
The play is another day, I think if I stop the hang that's it.
I must finish painting the wall.
I can't lie down on the job.
SHUT UP STRAWBARY!
Call the box boys!
Box boys jump
The work here is really hard. We have to take the wall properly. I'll come back here later.
Strawberry, go back into the construction area and see to it that the wall is painted properly.
Any wall that is only partly painted, or is not properly painted, is washed clean, and you have to start all over again.
Oh my god.
Brain no work.
Sorry.
What if it's our games?
What a strange game. This is so weird.
What a weird game.
When did this game come out? 1991.
Oh my god. It's so terrible.
95? Holy shit.
It's so bad.
Also, I fucking hate that strawberry.
Anyway, guys thank you so much for spending 12 hours and 30 minutes of your day with me.
I'm sorry, I have to end now.
My brain is shot.
I am dead.
I'm going to go to bed and I will be back tonight for my phone.
I love you guys, thank you for hanging out with me and I'll see you guys later.
I love you.
Bye bye.