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05-25-2026 · 9h 20m
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It's the midnight sun Kissing under the red sky
Laying on your chest like this Hold me like the paper
Say your hand in initials and the same Yeah, the sober isn't over yet
Can you fit me with your heart out? It's my favorite part
Now we ain't gotta tell no one Never ending midnight sun
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Hello everybody, it is me, Iron Man.
I'm going to lie for my mother's house.
But I woke up late today.
And not only did I wake up late, but that I saw the time, and I was like oh shit.
And I walked on the treadmill and now I'm here.
I walked on the treadmill.
I'm rapidly approaching your location.
I am rapidly approaching your location.
Wrong me!
Wrong me!
Thank you.
What do you mean?
I took a shower before I got on.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you how much cheeky soap I use.
Maybe you should use some cheeky soap, too.
Why don't you take a shower with my soap?
What flavors are there? Delicious flavors. You can eat them all. Don't eat the soap.
Do not eat the soap. Don't eat them.
Don't eat them.
Dirt soap?
My soap is...
I don't know what the fuck.
It smells delicious. I don't know what it tastes like though. I haven't tried it yet.
We should take a try.
We should take a try. Take a little try. Take a little squeaky try.
Take a little squeaky try.
Take a little squeaky try.
A little squeaky-troll, a little cheeky-squeaky-troll.
It does smell delicious.
Guys, last night I was losing my mind over that fucking strawberry magic game.
Holy shit, bro.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Huh.
Oh my god, is it still alive in my browser history in my browser tab?
Oh my god, it is. We're still literally-
We're literally still in the construction site! Oh my god, I'm gonna...
By the way, how did you pick it? It's a- it's a goal from Cycloton!
The Cycloton goal, bro!
I was half asleep and kept waking up like, what the fuck is happening?
I wanna forever hear that bitch say strawberry or was strawberry a strawberry a strawberry
a fucking strawberry a strawberry now I see strawberry written as TROWBARY STRAWBARY STRAWBARY
A fucking strawberry!
A fucking strawberry, ain't it? A fucking strawberry!
Now a fucking strawberry!
Now a fucking strawberry! Now a fucking strawberry, mate!
I understand why cryptic wanted me to play, goddammit!
I think we could beat it today, I think we could beat it today, I have a couple plans
for today but first, I gotta mind it to hang out with some girls, digging holes, um what's
the Latino gotta do to dig some holes around here, what's the Latino gotta do to dig some
some holes around here huh?
Uh, do you wanna come along?
If you don't wanna come along, I'll just enter you.
Guys, what does a Latina have to do to dig some holes around here?
Why am I like this?
Oh my god, I've been hitting you with Michi so much I started laughing like her.
AHHHHH!
Hrgh!
What the fuck?
What just fell off my table?
My fucking capture card just like flew off my table.
Oh, Jesus.
I will accept your invitation.
Oh, hello?
No!
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Hi!
I'm not here.
Don't you want it?
I'm not here.
Who is that?
Mono!
Mono!
Mono!
Mono!
Mono!
Mono Mono joined. Oh my god
I'm sorry, I'll go you can be one of the girls I guess you can be one of the girls
I came back from I was just talking with froggy. It's been so long
It's not an invite only it's friends. He just let himself in
Listen, there's holes that you'd exploring I gotta go in there. There's holes that you'd exploring. I could make a terrible joke right now
Go on
I like how your mouth is always moving
I literally do not know why I can't get the gate to work. It's wait. What I have his mouth is always my mouth
won't stop because the mic is always detecting something oh my god it is he's
always yeah I'm not there's always slightly a gate
yeah I have us on the Vulcan because from these computers like low-key blowing
off what is that what's the difference between Vulcan I think I think Vulcan is
like when your computer struggles it's like the easy mode for it I like that the
noise gate cut you out your whole life is up is that I think this ball isn't
actually real and I'm just holding it cuz I can't put it down I there's been
Yeah, but I can't.
It's a loose.
Okay.
Now it's your problem.
No, it is okay.
It is now.
If you're the other way around, really?
There's a, there's a achievement if you take the ball all the way down for the dog.
We should do that.
Wait, so with Vulcan back, should we switch to Direct 12?
Can I hit myself with this?
I tried to hit myself.
It just bounces off.
I don't know, I used the rigged will, does it matter?
I lost my volcano, fine last night.
I don't know, hit me!
Hit me!
Oh, maybe I should have froggy spot.
Maybe we should have froggy spot, as he gets back.
I look like froggy, he will twain.
You are Froggy's evil twin.
I am Froggy's evil twin.
Froggy is a nice one and I'm the one that ate the triplet in the womb.
Froggy is the one who went to like a trade school to pick up a job in construction.
You're the one that went to like wizard school.
I went to wizard school, she went to trade school, I ate her triplet, you know?
You know?
It's a classic story.
The pale is oldest time really.
Watch Wally never come back.
She never come back.
Did she have a little treat?
Vulcan is specifically designed for video games where she's actually on a general purpose.
Oh!
No one said Vulcan is specifically designed for video games where DirectX is more for
general purpose.
Oh!
For general purpose, your mom died.
Damn.
What?
I'm not ready.
What?
Fuck I didn't like that. I I don't like this one
Like I don't like that one mouse so many demons for one second dude
The six seven six seven
I don't put up with it Mouse is a bit quiet listen ball you ain't here
she can't she can't turn mouse up if she ain't here
I want to lock the balls give me the balls
oh my god I can't can we touch the chat
I sent you the thing if you want to jump yeah
I had, I had a, I had a piece of bread.
Oh, I like bread.
I had garlic on it.
Garlic on it.
How are you feeling after that?
I told me kind of whole.
I can imagine that's, that's, that's a lot.
I told me kind of whole, but...
What if I like it?
You know what? As long as you're good with it.
I guess the question is is it worth it was the garlic bread worth it yes that's what matters
I almost burned my mouth on it. That's how it works.
I walked on a treadmill today.
Oh, let's go.
35 minutes.
35 minutes is a long time, man.
I don't know that I could walk on a treadmill for 35 minutes just because of my attention span.
I feel like, bro, I need something to do.
There's stuff on it! You can watch that fly!
I live!
You can watch that fly, I'm froggy!
I'm froggy!
Ahh!
What's up, froggy?
Hey, what's going on?
Oh my god, your ears are so cute!
Look at the front, they're so cute!
Yeah, we look like I'm your eagle twin.
Oh my god, we do look like that.
I look like the little angel.
I'm the one with the shoulder angel.
I'm the one with the angel.
Yeah, yeah!
I ate our triplet in the womb.
You digested our triplet from the womb.
In the womb, bro.
Are you guys ready?
I'm ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Oh, Robby, you already like the car.
I really like this game.
But I also, I love peek.
Like, peek is the best.
And this is just peek for back in the day.
I'm enjoying it.
I love peek.
I love it.
Hey, get out of my way.
I won't push one.
I
Like to brush I like to keep all my teeth
You help people you should decorate their own away people still decorate their teeth with jewels
You know how people separate their teeth with jewels?
I think about getting a tiny fairy door and putting a fairy door on one of my teeth.
Wait, what?
Like, it just opens and people can look inside your mouth?
No! Fairy doors?
Have you never seen a fairy door?
No, what's a fairy door?
Oh, so they're these little garden ornaments and then the tiny, tiny, tiny little doors.
They're usually made of ceramic.
They don't always open at all.
They're just like a door and you put it against the wall and then it makes it look like a tiny little fairy lives there.
What are that? What are that?
Carbons for you?
I don't want a door that you could open
inside of my tooth.
What if I get you some like grills?
Help. Oh yeah, grills!
But with fairy doors in them.
Miles, do not get her grills!
We're not!
Come on, she don't need that.
What if Ronald you're pulling with grills?
She will pull it however.
I would like to raise the fact that she would probably have a sensory nightmare with that in her mouth.
You would have a sensory nightmare.
I have a better cure than I would have seen.
Let's get grills together.
We should get grills together.
Grills night.
DROP THAT NIGHT!
Tattoos and grills.
What kind of tattoo would you get?
I have this sleeve that I want that's all flowers,
and I want to hide froglidites in the flowers,
but I'm not sure if I should do that,
because it kind of doxes me,
but then maybe it doesn't dox me,
because if somebody comes up and they're like,
oh my god, there's a froglidite hidden inside your little flower tattoo,
then I would be like,
YEAH, I LOVE FRUGLIDITE!
That is really good.
Wait, can I show you guys?
I found a tattoo artist today, and I really, I really want something in the name. I'm gonna show you
I see.
What do you mean?
I'm gonna have a tear-three sob of Faggulance! I really like it!
Like, look at that.
I wanna see.
Look at how pretty it is.
Oh, this is so cute though.
Right?
The colors are so yummy.
I love those styles of tattoos.
Yes!
It's so much the only problem is they fade I was told that all things fade
All things fade froggy even even ones that are only only black fade they all fade
I wanted a tattoo that didn't have any lines and the tattoo artist said that dark lines
Help hold the other lighter inking place and make it last longer, and I was like, okay, but you better
Okay, it's not that it holds it in place, it's not going anywhere, it's that as the tattoo ages, lines get more blurred, because it's obviously like a wing, right, it's not going to stay like perfect all the time.
So it's just that it helps to keep it looking tighter because you had a defined line. But if you do a colored line, like having any kind of line work will help.
So if you have like a colored line, it'll be fine.
What if I get a grocery store aisle packed full of corn?
Get it right, get it right, get it right, get it right.
Wait, what's activity one?
I want a grocery store aisle all the way down my arm and get all my favorite foods on it.
Oh, so cute!
Can you do it like super, like, stylized, like, cartoony and cute and bubbly and fun?
Yeah!
I think that would be really good.
WAAAHHHHHH!
Stop worrying about the word, he ain't gonna beat you!
He's gonna beat you!
He ain't gonna beat you!
He's gonna get us!
He's gonna get us right here!
I didn't actually mean to hit you, I didn't actually mean to hit you, I actually mean to hit you!
Not that one.
HA HA!
Why do I feel like games like Peek and Prattball are just chatting streams with like, CocoaMelling?
That is, that's all it is.
I like it so much.
I like it so much.
I used to talk to my friends.
Yeah!
I know I'm talking to my friends.
All the girls, how dare you say
you wouldn't be invited?
How dare you think you wouldn't be invited?
The only reason I didn't message you
was that this was last minute right before I went live
and I'm like, mouse is passed out.
I'll die.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You think I wouldn't just take that?
You think I wouldn't just take that?
Woo!
Ah!
Ah!
Ow!
Wait.
Wait, there's snack sparkles up here.
There's snack sparkles.
That's where you suckle in Chinese meal.
There's a suckle in Chinese meal in here.
Cackle!
Ow!
I got it.
Oh, thank goodness.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, do you need cap?
Ah!
I'm so scared of you, my friend!
Dude is gone!
I'm in a desperate like double cock!
You look happy like that.
I'm actually full of thingy though.
I'm also full.
I have what Froggy calls it.
I'm sorry!
I have what Froggy calls chicken.
That's chicken too?
I thought it was chicken.
But I haven't been eating a lot of real meat.
only 3d printed what what does that mean they have chicken now that they
grow in a lab but they all yeah you told you just talk about it yeah
Uh-oh.
Motherfuckin' greedy printin' meat!
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Hey, we lived!
Well, I like sticking that in my pants.
Oh!
Oh!
Hey.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, how's it going?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
Oh, I can't help you.
Oh, Arty's dead.
Hey, Arty's on the line.
Freeze live, cell!
Oh my God, I'm alive!
Oh my God, damn it!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I found you, I have no idea where Froggy is though.
She's not my dog.
It might be over for her.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we have like a teleporter thing.
Oh, gotcha.
Bring her back!
Brother...
Oh!
I'll catch you.
Oh my god.
I got the tiniest sliver.
Oh!
What the?
No!
Little sheep.
Oh shit.
I can't help you.
Guys, have you been hit down today?
Oh, yeah, of course!
Oh, it's...
You did see it, but genuinely, Brock was standing right here,
and I just saw the word slowly approaching.
I love that!
Luckily, but luckily, it left us alone.
Oh, I'm playing this game.
All this time. All this time.
You saved our lives!
You saved us!
You're all the way down to the thousand, I died at four hundred!
Holy shit!
There's something about this game that, there's something about this game that speaks to my deeper instincts to big hole.
It activates autism.
Oh, there's uh, there's cucumbers down here if you want.
I don't have a lot of them.
Not to alarm you, but I jumped.
I jumped and it killed me.
That's really good.
I jumped a tiny little bit and I died.
There you go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait right there.
Hold on.
I'm gonna do it again.
Okay, okay.
I took a test, but I don't have it.
Oh, I might be, I actually might be able to get back.
I could not get back!
I was diagnosed with ADHD and then they took it back.
They revoked my back.
They revoked your ADHD diagnosis?
Because I picked 500 snackers and I went,
hey, I think I have ADHD and they assessed me
and they were like, you absolutely have ADHD.
Here's your little, your little paper that says so.
And I was like, awesome, thank you.
And then chat, stop saying I have ADHD
and they started saying, hey, I think you have autism.
of autism and then I was like, oh, beams.
So I got a test for autism, but I lost my ADHD paper
and I wanted all my autism papers.
Yeah.
Oh, she's back.
Like.
Ah!
I left her.
What?
Audrey?
I
Was getting food
Would you like one of my fries? I would like to fry
I would have died. No don't die, you're too sexy
What am I gonna do? I'm separated. If I'm not near my twins
I will die
Hola, Nalgona!
Nalgas!
Hey guys, what's up?
Oh, mouse, I got you, don't worry!
What? I'm alive man!
Oh, I thought you were dead.
Oh, I didn't see what you were doing.
I'm just...
Catch me!
I'm alive! I'm alive!
I'm alive!
No!
Okay, I got you. I catch you already.
What was the point of that?
Get off of me! Get off of me!
Get off of me!
Ow.
I was pushed. I was pushed. So who pushed you? I pushed you. I already pushed you,
He said yeah you go get her
I also picked my holster
Oh my god, I'm just loving to pick my holster's feet
I love- oh drill!
I love drill
I'm loving to pick my holster's feet
What is that?
I don't know
I actually just realized I could see that right now from the house.
Clown music.
I need better music than this YouTube prank.
This music reminds me of like, like that vlog.
If you could prank me.
Oh, I can pull out, I can position myself like exactly.
Oh, you gonna catch me?
Yeah, I can catch you.
You caught me.
You and your sold shut eyes.
You and your sold shut eyes.
You and your sold shut eyes.
You and your sold shut eyes.
You and your soul shut eyes
Oh, did I not change?
Oh, wait cucumbers
I was so funny!
Probably, but...
Okay, the dog is straight there.
Alright, dig it up, I'll straight there.
Let's go!
I think...
There's a mod that lets you add more people.
Oh, already!
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
I'm gonna go back to the game.
So, Ari, guys, can you tell Ari, or from me, that there's a mob that you can download from?
Anyway, I chose to, and I can't.
So, what I was saying was that I got my autism diagnosis, and then I went back to the ADHD
people, because I lost my paper, and I was like, or I lost the e-mail, oh, I don't know,
I didn't have it.
I was like, can I have it in hand?
Is this how they, the story probably took away your ADHD?
Yeah, they took away my ADHD, I was like, can I have it again?
I just got diagnosed with autism and they were like,
oh well if you have autism you have to get reassessed
for your ADHD, but we can't reassess you, so sorry.
So I gave them $500 and they didn't even
give me the paper back.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
They were like-
I said it's like, well it's like you're in dark souls
and you died and it said autism achieved
and then when you fucking got your souls back,
it's like ADHD was stored.
They took my ADS from me!
They stole it! I don't have it to work!
Hey, do you guys know there's a mod that allows you to add more players to the game?
Oh my god!
Yeah, it's on Steam. You can download it from Steam.
Oh shit!
That's so nice!
That got me really nice.
I like that.
I like that.
What
Hey
Get into creative
Welcome back everybody
Oh my god!
Oh my god, the bottom!
You did it, and look, what did you get?
You got chicken!
Chicken!
Oh, the cheese balls!
Oh, somebody take the chickens.
I'll have the chicken.
I'll have two chicken.
I want some chicken.
I gotta eat that.
What's the good news, Froggy?
We still have to go down.
What is really good, dude?
Oh, they're so much more down to go.
They're like going down.
I like going down.
Oh, it's time to go down.
It's time to go down.
I like it.
It's time.
It's time for ice.
They've got a tight sliver!
Oh, they're slippery.
It is slippery.
They're going to be a slippery little fish.
Uh-oh. Watch this.
Is that a...
Oh, it's a drill!
Yeah, it drills straight down when you activate it, so it'll just make a hole.
Oh!
Oh, it's a biome!
It's a music!
Let's try to play it like, uh...
You're gonna love it. You're gonna be like,
Wow, this is my favorite biome of all time.
I think this is already my favorite biome.
Are you good?
I like it a lot.
I see a stem, I think, for a plant over there.
Is that blue?
And blue, a plant.
I'm looking at a plant.
It's a blue wild mitt.
Yeah, you can eat it!
Anymore?
More wild mitts?
You can eat it!
Give it a hand.
oh oh god
oh golly
I'm coming over there
I'm coming over there
I'm going to help
Oh, this is so beautiful
she's entranced
do you need any mint? I have mint
No, no, I'm okay. I'm full.
You should take the mint.
Oh.
I got flushed.
I got flushed.
You got what?
I got flushed.
You got flushed.
What is happening?
I got knocked out and I got like,
rubbed the rim around
of like this like toilet bowl looking thing
for like a minute and then I went down the hole.
Yeah, I got flushed.
You got flushed away.
Oh, flushed away like the hip rim
and flushed away.
You're about to get flushed.
I love you. Where are you taking them?
What are they? Fill them?
Fill them. Fill them. Fill them.
What does this do?
Okay, good to know.
Now you know.
Now I know. Oh, I got a new one!
I got a second one!
so many wonders there's so many letters to be hold oh red rock pop rock pop rock pop rock pop rock
I don't know what this is, but this is what it does you want to see?
Oh that's not so bad actually, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's actually useful,
okay, that's not so bad, that's pretty nice, there's a back!
That guy spawned can't see.
Oh the fucking back.
I love this! I love this! I love this! I love this! I love this! I love this! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE THIS! I LOVE THIS!
I don't know, she's so clear
I don't want to see her inside
I want in there
I want in there
one day
I got flushed again
NOOO!
I keep getting flushed!
I keep getting flush, but that's okay
because I need to get to eat my fries.
I'm like, honestly, like, that might be good.
Oh my God, I also got fries.
They're coming.
Oh.
I say hello.
Oh my God.
Ah.
Yummy.
Everybody's looking at getting fries, look at me.
I'm getting fries.
I can't cook, but I can't cook with string,
so here we are.
You haven't touched your chicken.
Pookie, you haven't touched your chicken.
Pookie, you haven't touched your chicken.
Put your chicken! Put your chicken!
I gotta help.
Where did the chicken go?
Oh, I have it in my hand.
I'm gonna make some turkey burgers.
Okay, I have that. No one wants meat into me.
Because my health is full.
Let me know when you're hungry so I can give it to you straight into your mouth.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh!
Okay.
Well that's nice that they gave you the ice biome and then they gave you a bunch of other
stuff that you can do that isn't ice.
I want to slide down this hole, I don't know if it's a good idea but I want to...
OOOH! OOOH! IT'S A DROP!
UMP! UMP! URB!
Hold on, I got this?
Please?
YEAAAH!
OOOH! NICE!
YEAAAH!
You see?
Oh, I'm getting so good at this video game.
Yeah, but she's good at the day-o games.
People are gonna save you to do this eventually.
Mark my freaking brain.
Can you imagine what a world we were living?
If that's what people did for a living, just play video games?
That's so strange.
I can't imagine such a thing.
There's a bat.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like him.
I don't like him. I don't like him.
I don't like him. I don't like him. Thank you.
I killed him.
Thank you.
Just for you.
He makes me nervous.
Oh, well...
You're gonna have to be nervous about them soon.
Oh god.
Where is he? Where is he?
Get out of here.
He's coming back.
I don't like him.
Everybody's dead.
Watch out! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there's nothing underneath you.
There's nothing underneath you either. We have to go this way.
But...
You could do this.
What?
We're going to the stem right? We're going to the stem.
What? The stem?
The stem. This icicle has the stem.
Ladies and stem!
What? What?
Ladies and stem?
Stem!
We need a fucking stem, you know?
I know.
What?
Ha!
WOULD YOU?
Well, maybe I shouldn't support women stem anymore, huh?
I AM ALIVE!
Hey, it's the statues up there.
But I don't know if anybody's dead or not.
Is Aria alive or no?
Freeze, dude.
Not for long.
Not for long!
That was so bad!
That was my fault!
Oh golly!
Hello!
Can I have some meat?
I'm so full, I don't need any!
I took an apple.
I wonder what mint leaf actually tastes like in real life.
It probably tastes like meat!
What if it's different?
It could be sharp mint, it could be sweet mint, there's a different statue.
I'm going to try to touch it.
Oh yeah.
Let's go.
We're getting flushed.
Hey, what's with the crystal balls?
Oh, that's water. If you fall through it, it breaks your fall. Like it makes you fall slow.
Oh, that's so nice! Jesus, all the wings, yeah! Oh my god, yeah!
Oh my god, they're cute!
Isn't that nice?
I like it here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Did you both get lost?
I couldn't find the floor. I kept slipping.
Slip bait and sliding all the way down.
We're gonna die.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Do you have a flush in your pocket? Do you have a flush in your pocket?
Oh
Wait, that's Ari down there. I see Ari
Oh my god, that's Ari
I don't want to go in that hole!
I don't want to get in that hole!
You can get through it!
I am probably a lost boss. I might be too far down there.
Too far?
I am so far. I'm like a tiny little dot on the screen compared to what I think.
What?
I fell down a very low hole.
I fell down there.
Oh! A little statue!
There's a statue over there.
The statue could be
That was hurt.
I'm not getting a flush this time.
I believe in you.
You have a cramp.
How's yours for long, you've been going.
I've been looking for a flush.
I've been looking for a flush.
I've been looking for a flush.
My man on the edge was high.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Oh I thought you said your man on.
I'm like, whoa, all right.
I'm up.
Hi!
Shh!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
My grandma does know who you are, but you know.
What?
My grandma also knows who you are.
What?
Well known amongst grandpas around the world.
I love my grandpas!
I love my grandpas!
I hope there's a bunch of grannies and grandpas watching me in the retirement home.
My grandparents watch you.
I hope you watch me.
Guys, that 60 plus demographic we're trying to bump into.
Let's go! 65 and over! Let's freaking go bro!
Let's go!
My grandparents watch you, they watch me, my grandparents watch all of the YouTubers
and I tell them to stop because it's embarrassing, but they won't.
Let's go!
If you're pushing 75, call me!
Does it...
My grandma doesn't watch her YouTubers, but she refers to you as the one who saves.
You're the one who sings.
The one who sings.
That's me.
I like your deepest pinks of voice.
You like it?
That's how I sound after the Christmas song.
I get it.
America, I don't think this is a...
It just looks wrong to me.
They're so messy.
Froggy, look!
Froggy, this is for you.
Oh, who like this?
Like, it's a foul!
Like, you're a stoker!
Let me get rid of this.
Wave Frog, toss it into the pit in front of you. It's literally, it's really full.
Oh, what? Oh, I did it!
That has a recoil.
Hey, that's very dangerous.
Kanda has pizza. I just don't like pizza because there's something wrong with me.
And then I found a pizza that I do like and it's a very specific pizza.
Look at that.
For middle-ceasers.
I love middle-ceasers.
Little-ceasers is the only pizza place that I've seen so far.
I don't like it.
Sorry, I'm going.
You little-ceasers crazy bread.
Yeah!
I love that there's stuff crushed in stuff because they have like...
What was Caesar's?
No, no. Little Caesar's was there. It's there for everyone.
What?
Little Caesar's was there for everyone.
What's your favorite pizza from Little Caesar's?
From Little Clay's?
I like... I need the cheese and the pepperoni.
Just cheese and pepperoni with the stuffed crust.
Just cheese and pepperoni.
And the stuffed crust.
And some...
We bread on the side.
That's a crazy bread.
You gotta have some crazy bread, bro.
Man, how about I have the pizza?
Oh.
What?
What do you think about your pizza?
It's so much better than our pizza!
Ah, it's local.
Oh, local pizza.
Yeah, you're dying.
She's cool because she's local.
I'd say she's local.
I'd say she's better than everybody.
She's local pizza.
I only have $50 for my pizza because it's a little hard.
I'm gonna have pizza very often, but when I do all that good shit, you know what I'm saying?
I would like to eat this good shit.
No catering into this shit.
Little cheaters are consistent and they're bad for you.
They're very fast.
Better than fucking pizza, John.
Oh god, you know what else is consistent in there for you?
Well, a toxic relationship.
Oh.
What?
Hm, let's dive into this.
Oh.
What?
What?
What?
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Froggy!
Oh, V5, V5, V5, V5.
Oh, that's it.
Bro, how far down am I?
I don't know.
You're?
That's what you think?
Not that close for Froggy actually.
I can see Froggy.
No.
I'm so glad.
Oh, wait a sec.
Yeah, I see you.
I'm on a.
Hey guys.
I could see myself. I'm a tiny little dot.
I'm like how long you can see?
Oh.
Aah!
Ah!
I can see, I can see!
Walk away!
How are you?
How are you?
Hey, hey man.
Hey, if you wanted to be the light, shut up about pizza.
You could have just said so.
I'm not funny.
Oh my no!
The Caesar census regards...
Crony? Crony?
Crony fall!
Hey, what's going on between you two?
Oh, it's all my fault!
Oh, it's all my fault!
I'm gonna see!
I'm gonna see!
Oh, I have to blow my nose, bro.
I'm gonna see my dad!
I'm gonna see my dad!
Oh, it's all my fault!
Please, please, please!
Wait, I'm the wife!
Three dumb bitches in the same hole!
Three dumb bitches in the same hole!
Oh my god, I actually drank the wine.
Do you think I get flushed?
Yeah.
Let me.
That looks like it.
I can't do it.
I'm on a CS surf.
I'm on a CS surf.
I'm on a CS surf.
I can't do it.
You want to see us surf?
I can go surf him.
I'm surfing.
I got put in so I had to take some lactate.
Hey, is she alive?
Yeah.
He ate lactate.
Oh my gosh.
I had some lactate.
I'm pretty sure Mels is the only person who could tank that.
I'm dicking the ice.
He's dicking the ice.
What do you ever do?
Uh, Froggy, do not do what I did!
Face down, dick in the ice.
Face down, dick in the ice.
I mean, you quit doing it and then we'll pick you up!
Oh, sure you can.
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Jump!
Oh, what the heck is this?
Robbie, you need a job now!
Robbie!
You actually cannot write that.
No fucking way!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm gonna get you to cry!
Oh my god, no, Swin!
Oh my god!
They'll wait for my gun!
They're gonna fall!
Hey, not to kill you, but you...
I got you on my way down!
I was like, one of us will live, but it will not be me!
You don't understand, Frosty!
I'm gonna make it partway down the hole!
She clipped one thing and it only hit me back!
I'm Froggy!
You had her in the jumpsuit!
Why on the fucking worm cave?
Sorry, my fault!
I couldn't walk out!
There goes Froggy!
No!
Hey!
Bye guys!
No!
You're what?
I thought you said pussy!
Have you ever sampled your-
No, never mind.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
We should not have survived any of that.
We should not have survived any of that.
I'm so so ill.
Oh you have to wait there again please.
Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna shop I wanted to see what was this way
Oh, maybe we don't go this way
Let me see
It's so scared. Oh wait
I'm all out
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
I'm dying.
What the hell is this run man?
This is hurt and small.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna put you in the ice.
Oh, you blender!
My wife got bought.
I'll suck your dick!
I'll suck your dick, man!
I swear!
I'll suck your dick, man!
I'll suck your dick, man!
I'll suck your dick, man!
I swear!
Oh, man!
Come on, man!
Brogy, I want you to say this is forgiven.
Brogy, I want you to say this game is more forgiven.
Rock it, what the fuck bro?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How the fuck did you die?
I don't fucking know
Holy shit bro, what the fuck?
Hey, I think you just sent someone rolling
Uh oh
It might have been me
Oh no! I was with you!
I got you
I sounded more like Connor actually.
I got nervous.
I'm gonna shake them bro.
Sorry, I take after my boss.
Oh, where are you going?
Oh.
Oh.
No, I'm not going to the process.
Trust in the process.
Out of my face.
I don't like this.
Drink your beer, drink your beer, drink your beer, drink your beer.
Drink your beer!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I can catch you!
You can catch me? Catch me!
I can catch you. I catch you.
Yippee!
Oh, thank you.
Where is Mama?
Are you like a mint leaf?
I would love a mint leaf.
I'm not doing too good.
Oh, I ate all the treats.
I'll eat what?
Yumbi.
Yumbi.
Okay, I think no one is dead.
He's really dead.
Sick. Awesome.
He's really dead.
Oh my god, he's really fucking dead.
Oh, fucking dead.
He's so fucking dead.
He's so fucking dead.
Oh.
Oh, fucking dead, man.
Oh, it's okay.
He's so fucking dead.
He's like, get it out!
Get it out!
Get it out!
I got it, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
You just...
I'm bad.
You get it again.
F*** he is like up that direction somewhere.
Oh you know, he'll be okay, I'm not gonna get in there.
I don't like it.
Eww!
Eww, god damn it.
I just don't have a couple of fights we were over that day.
I don't like it.
Oh, god damn it.
Alright!
All right, all right.
The earth opened up in size.
Whoa, what the fuck?
That way you left?
Yeah, I don't know how I did that.
What?
You did you throw this?
You threw this thing?
I got a fucking flush dude.
I'm coming, I'm coming!
I'm in one hole and we're in a jump kinda fucking drill and it just made a new hole to flush me down.
Oh wait, but I can get on it.
Oh my god.
Come on, right there.
Trying to wait.
You can probably just dig a hole straight through me.
No, she got rock.
I got rock.
She got rock.
bro what the fuc-
that's bad, we're coming to my area
I'm coming, I'm coming
that rocks
I
Gilly
Is this all rock?
Where's an island?
You can probably...
Yeah, I feel like it.
Oh, finally.
Lord Lord.
As I would God as my witness God as my witness rock will not stop
I'm like trying to find any small opening as literally all rock I
Was like if you looked if like behind you I can see there's like a bunch of food
But you might
I saw Bobbie.
I saw Bobbie.
Hey, no pressure.
Hey guys, if I do something I...
Yeah.
Fuck me.
Yeah, I think if you approach a Bobbie, you might be able to reach the...
I'm trying.
I believe.
A bat killed itself to kill me,
and you have to really, really care about somebody to go to that length
because it's like disposed of them.
of them. What was that? This rock spawn man. So I'm gonna take it as a compliment. Are you saying that?
What? It's kind of true. You don't go out of your way to fuck with somebody you don't care about you know.
That's true. It doesn't necessarily mean a positive care about it. It'll be like a negative care about it.
You have to really strongly doubt it. You left a very big impact on their lives so much.
that's terrible that was my number one hater what you know what he died for it to work
through him hey i don't know i'm not gonna get out of this
it's possible but it's just that bad luck what the hell
what is this
What is this?
I don't think I'm going to survive.
Can we out of here?
It can't end like this.
Oh!
There are so many.
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
It's over.
No!
It's over.
No.
It's over.
What if it's not?
The stone just disappeared.
What?
The stone just vanished.
What?
It literally disappeared.
What the fuck?
What's happening?
It's a sign from God.
Devs, if you're watching, please get me out of this.
Devs, teleporter!
Oh yeah, play it, hit escape, and there's an unstuck button.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
We're not far.
Yeah, man.
Sure.
The button is to kill yourself.
Oh no.
We were so close the next time.
Got it.
Good!
That was good!
No, this time...
This time...
Oh, you got it this time.
I'm getting off.
I have so nice apparently.
No, my eyes are just squinty.
That's it.
I'm so close to the frog hat.
I wanna...
kill myself.
Oh, it's really close.
Oh, is it because of my eyelids?
I'll pot on cheese
Oh, I really want the spread pot on cheese teeth. There's a bunny teeth. I want them
I want the funny spongebob teeth. They're so cute
I want
Open 50 packages in a single one. Oh, I'm gonna get that the no-nose option. I
Don't like your eyeballs
It's because I've been in the mines too long
I'm not I'm not used to the sunrise and the sun looks like you took
still a servant and it changed you as a person.
Bless you.
Being down in the rocks changes you.
I'm trying to eat it.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
I'm eating.
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
Again!
I like this game.
Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
Froggy, would you like to touch the button?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I was gonna give you the flare gun.
I was gonna give me the flare gun.
Yeah, the froggy took it.
Man, you should have seen it.
Mono was like, you have this.
You should have.
Oh, that's really fucked up.
Maybe you could have it.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch you.
That's my bad.
Okay, it's time to run.
I am coming.
My name is Detective Pikachu.
It's not!
Yes.
That's not your legal name, it's not!
It's my name.
Oh, it's time to move.
It doesn't say that on your birth certificate.
Yes, yes, it does.
It doesn't.
Oh, I'm so big and round.
I'm about to be here.
I'm about to be shot.
What?!
It's on brand new!
I don't like the way it makes you sad.
Oh there he goes.
I'm at Tomodachi Island.
I made Connor have such a neat voice and somehow he also sounds British but I don't know what
the fuck he's talking about.
I'm like in a British accent, I'm like yeah man, whatever that was.
I have fucking rules.
Sure thing, dude. I don't know.
As a man.
As a man.
As a man.
You know, I never realized how much you said that
until you put it into a bit, and then like,
I have it on autoplay on my TV for my dog,
and yet he does it every five seconds.
I told you, he says it all the time!
He does it every five fucking seconds.
He does!
He just doesn't want you to forget.
He doesn't want you to forget that he has a penis.
Hey, that's a penis! Don't forget!
A penis! I'm a penis, oh man!
He's just jumping up against the wall!
It's my breast implants.
Yo! I'm gonna go get Iron Fist Breast Incense!
Yeah, if, if, if there's a, uh-oh, what if I said, what if I said, guys, we're being sponsored, I'm selling my own branded iron-mode western plant.
I would get it.
Only if they're filled with glitter.
Yes, they're filled with glitter inside and it has my name on it.
What do you say?
AAAAAAAAH!
No, man.
Just don't, break out of here, you sneaky asshole, that's all right.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Oh my God.
How far am I following?
You son of a bitch cucumber!
Oh!
My fucking ankle cancels.
Yeah, we'll put other things in them.
be gamer, gamer breast implants.
Gamer girl breast implants.
You can, there's an app that you download onto your phone.
And with the app, there's apps you can download on your phone.
And with the app you can change the colors in breast implants
so they shine different colors and different patterns.
And you can also sync them up to your games.
So when you play games, you can sync them up to your games.
And it's reactive lighting to your games.
And it reacts to the gaming and reacts to the movies
that you're listening to as well as music.
I'm going to jump!
Holy shit, I can't believe you caught me.
Wait, I can't hear you at all.
Who would you trust? I'll catch you. I'll catch you
Ow I took damage from that. Oh
Hello
Hello, can you hear me? I
Think I think your audio is delayed and you're talking to me. What the fuck from the past
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
I still don't...
I think we've desig the man.
Aww. Worm!
Wow. It was 10,000 light years away.
I wonder if you hear me in the past.
Oh, do you hear me in the present and it's just me hearing you in the past?
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh, sorry!
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Well, trust me!
There's pink!
This is so funny.
This is so funny!
I'm gonna go crazy!
AHHHH!
Oh, you're the article!
Oh, you're the article!
Move it!
I want to talk to you!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it!
Move it! What if one goes up? I mean, throws up? What if one pops up?
What pops up?
The lasers. Mono's firing them and I get scared when I hear him.
There's audio desync and Mono's talking to me as if he's in the past.
I'm hearing...
Oh my...
I'm hearing clones? Audio from the past?
Okay, maybe we should restart and put it on the audio director.
Well, and you just made me.
What the fuck?
I'm all alone.
Wait, I was gonna tell Ari that we could...
That I'm alone.
Wait, I was gonna tell Ari that we could...
You can... that...
I... apparently...
It's not just a mod.
Apparently, like, the game...
can support multiple players without a mod.
You just invite them?
Hey! Did you know that...
If you...
What?
There's no cap on the limit of players that can play.
You can just invite people and they can just join.
I'm inviting everyone.
Invite people? Invite people?
I saw how do I bring her in?
How do I get in here play games with us now?
All right
Park, are you even online?
There's a good online.
You're even online.
The pirate is fucking moose.
Fucking moose, babe.
It's fucking moose.
It's fucking moose, mate.
I'm sending an invite to Giga and if she takes it, cool.
Oh.
I think she's probably a ninja toy.
Hahahaha i am just friendble to geego
Geego
Geego
Geego
Geego
invited everybody
ehehe
oh my gawd that remind me i i haven't install
insolent shitt
where u go
where u go
what u gonna do yet
i gonna do this
i gonna do this
somebody
im gonna do thiiit
Oh
I think you found where you want me to dig? Oh dig up your ass
Oh, hello. Oh my god, you're normal. I changed I changed the push to talk apparently that fixed it
Oh! That's good.
Well, now we know it's on you.
Uh-oh.
Hello? Am I at normal times?
Yes, you're at normal times.
It works.
I'm back in the present.
Back in the present? That was wild.
There were so many things I tried to warn you about.
Like, like, like, like this.
My favorite one when you were like worm and like the worm had already passed like a lump
It's the cave I've been down here.
I've played this game before.
They're both still alive, so.
We can just keep going.
I
Right in front of me
This one
Oh no.
Oh, date.
Yeah.
How's your health, broken?
It's good. It's good. It's fine. It's fine.
I think this is enough.
This is enough, I say.
Check this.
Let's see. Where's Bob?
Oh, dog is coming. Dog is here.
I was so close.
Oh, dog.
Uh oh.
Oh, that's...
Oh shit!
What is being a dream?
Ow.
Oh!
Oh!
We're being pulled out.
Oh!
What?
Shia!
Shia!
Oh my god!
I can't see anything.
Oh my god.
It's so loud.
Oh my god, it's so loud.
I can't see anything.
Oh my god.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Oh wow.
Hey.
The virus has broken.
What?
Come on.
You gotta rejoin dude.
You're dead.
Oh my god.
No, he sounds great.
Hold on.
He's dead.
Oh my god.
Hold on. He's a decent. This Squidward cosplay rule.
Oh look at you! That looks so good!
Look at you, Candy!
Ari, am I good enough?
You're the same girl, Candy!
Did it know it, like right now?
No.
Hey!
Hey!
I was playing, this is cool.
Hi!
Hi!
Oh my gosh wait is this vintage story? Oh I haven't played this yet.
Actually vintage. Shall I just shy a sound like that?
Wait what is that? What do I mean?
I like the shy a sound. You were like all the crunchy. That was beautiful.
Oh no no you're good. And mono you're not okay. I don't think.
What? I'm back. Okay you're good. Oh that was good!
It's just this... wait, shut up, where are you going?
Mouse said I could invite people as long as I invite them, they could be more than four,
so I just started inviting my friends.
There's no cap on those counter players against those caps.
You can just have endless, that freaking rule.
They said it supports up to 250 players.
So I said, I'm gonna invite my friends.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I also sound buffed one, so we may have to reload if Bupsy's...
Okay, well, no worry, play chat. I'll go ahead and post the group code in chat.
You guys go ahead and let's form up.
Everybody get in here.
Oh my god, this game with chat would be so chaotic.
I didn't think I'd be playing this game again.
Me either. I was playing scary games for my spookiest Sunday, and then someone came into chat and said,
Ari wants you to come play the prat call.
So here I am.
I didn't even get that I just thought I just want to beep and then I was I was playing fidget story
But it's so fucking hard that I was like just like
It's just like really complicated to do anything there's a lot of time in both so it's just like it's just it's not as
It's not as like, it's just like really complicated in that spot.
It sounds like you're busy with something that you're already eating.
I don't know if you're going to catch me.
It's not the same.
About the same?
Is the funny stuff?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll be a furry.
Okay, I'm living with um, Junie and egg and G-Mart and the- and Bushie.
Yeah, Egg likes to be a messes cause Egg said she made a house.
I am gamers!
Yeah?
Please walk and talk!
So, I'll catch you.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
Oh my god, wait! Now Shia looks like the third template!
What?
Why are you always yapping?
Oh my god!
It's us! The three of us!
What?
We're Chippalins.
Yeah, look at that!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Dude, what would happen?
Dude, what would happen?
What if we just...
What if we...
The devs don't want you to know this dirty little secret,
but if you dig just straight down, you would dig.
What if we did?
What if we did?
What's that?
Ew!
We just slipped out?
We just dropped out of the hole.
Three of us, we slipped out of the hole.
Oh, three of us, we slipped out.
Oh my god, what are you doing now?
What are you bouncing?
What is this?
Are they doing the holes for you now?
Alright.
Are you guys ready to go?
Let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
I got you!
You caught me!
I got you!
You caught me!
You caught me!
I just looked!
I know it's not you all night!
When somebody wants to join,
like, someone I invited wants to join,
it doesn't tell me who you are!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I got you!
I got you!
Hey guys.
Hey I died.
Oh no, what happened?
I don't know, I got hit by dynamite.
Oh.
Wait.
You're so mean.
What? Oh my gosh!
No, my succulent Chinese meal!
Oh my gosh.
No! My succulent Chinese meal!
My Chinese steak out. It's gone.
Unhand my penis.
What?
What?
You're what?
My penis!
Oh! I can bring you back!
Meet...
I'm alive!
Hello.
Oh.
That's good because I'm almost dead.
almost dead
oh no
this way
whoa
oh please
God, God, I need this to get through
Yeah, I can build up to it.
I don't want any more.
Wait, I'm stupid.
What am I bad?
What am I bad?
What am I bad?
What am I bad?
What am I bad?
the back of them bad
but it all worked out in the end
for who?
I just wanted them to be fucking to die
no it's just out of right there
uh oh
I don't think that's it
I don't think it's that I got food
Oh, yeah
HA HA HA!
Where is that?
Dog!
Fox?
Oh, everybody is alive!
everyone's alive everyone's still there
give me that oh foam jar is so good I love jumping down the scariest pit
I'm tossing foam jar beneath me.
Me too.
And I always miss the phone.
What the fuck?
It's all about faith.
Ow.
Um, hold on.
Wait, no, don't save that.
I'll use my beam.
Beam.
OOF!
OOF!
Dingos!
There we go.
And the ball worked out.
Oh, rock.
I can catch you now. I'm over here.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Hello.
Oh.
Oh, hello.
I can't.
Hello.
Squidward?
Yeah, I just, I felt...
I felt like everyone else had purple.
You're here on Squidward.
I just didn't want, you know, everyone had...
Everyone had purple, and I just, you know, I just wanted to...
Froggy?
...try to team play a...
Froggy told me I look like I victimize orphans.
Yeah, I see it.
Man.
Man.
That's okay.
The thing about victimizing an orphan is there's no one to get mad.
That's true. Who are they gonna tell?
Who are they gonna tell? Well, now we're struck upon a classic historical human...
Uh oh.
Uh oh. Uh oh.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Oh...
Wait, are you dead?
Uh-oh, full on...
It's a hard knock life!
For us!
It's a hard knock life for us!
That's why we get treats!
Instead of kisses, we get kicked!
It's a hard knock life!
Alright!
It's a hard knock life!
It's a hard knock life for us!
Where do we... okay. Oh wait, there's a statue!
Oh wait, no, uh, can't you go...
Oh, oh, oh, more!
Oh!
Oh wait, you need this. Wait.
I'll just... you take that, I'll take the milk.
Thank the milk.
Oh, I love milk. How's you?
Is anyone dead? No.
I want to hear Jay-Z now, oh because he sampled the song.
This is very risky.
I feel like everybody sampled that song.
Oh yeah I- NOPE!
Thanks!
I palm sweater for that one.
That one!
It really does feel like I'm watching somebody's like pet, oh, it's like some kind of pet vlog
and then they put captions on their pets of what they're thinking.
Imagine this is a prank YouTube video.
All right guys, today I threw my friend in a hole. Let's see his reaction.
Okay.
I kicked up my friends!
And threatened their lives!
Hello!
I would die if I died from this.
All the way down there.
Oh wait, actually, I'll live.
oh my god I have oh oh it's true you could fall now
oh hi hello we're almost there
I hope this dog doesn't go down the hole again.
Well, dang now.
Oh!
I'm trying to lie!
I guess we wait.
Oh yeah, what's in the box?
I'm going to take some shaking.
Bomb cannon?
I want the bomb cannon.
I'm going to take the bomb cannon.
I just got to start blowing shit up, hold on.
I want to get rid of some bombs.
I don't lose them enough.
Oh
Another one
Well, yeah, I mean I just like the cable
Hope he tied me I can take my meds now. Oh med break
Oh yeah, I can go get water. I need water.
Water, water, water!
Water time!
Come on, Jack.
Okay, tell me if this is dumb.
My arms started hurting.
I have been lifting tiny weights, but also,
I can't do push-ups yet.
But this might be stupid.
This might be stupid, okay?
But tell me if this is dumb or not.
I started doing wall push-ups where it's like I push myself events the wall
You think that's good
I started doing wall push-ups because I can't do real push-ups I started doing wall push-ups and my arm is so fucking sore, bro
My arm is so sore. They're so fucking sore. Holy shit
I have soreness and things that I forgot were supposed to go soar like my shoulders and
the back, my shoulder blades.
That's a good start.
What did you want to say for her to be- that's true, if it hurts it means it's working.
That's what she said. She said that.
She said that to me.
Great to my face. She said that to my face, to my eyes.
Holy.
I'm not dancing! What if I'm getting something you-
What? What did you say?
I said I'm gonna take the time to replace my tattoo bandages as well.
Oh, you got a tattoo?
Yeah.
I'm sure what tattoo do you get?
I got them on my fingers.
Good tattoo on your fingers.
Yeah, on my first muck.
What? Oh, don't say.
And what it is?
Very unfun, but it's done by-
That sounds like it hurts like a lot.
I would rank it a 7.5 out of 10.
Do you have a lot of tattoos?
No, this is my second tattoo.
Oh shit, are you like, do you like the pain or no?
No, but I think you would like it. I'm always just like, but it'll look cool when I'm done, so just get through it.
Because I know a lot of people like, they got their first tattoo and then they found out they liked it, and they're like, I love the pain from getting a tattoo, and now they have like tons of tattoos.
I don't know about that I just uh I was like it'll look cool and it's on the
fingers so it'll be like short bursts of really uncomfortable pain followed by
cool tattoo. Well that's all that matters. It's true. I can't get it I can't get tattoos
because of my condition but if I could I would. I see. Always just getting more.
Oh.
I won't.
I'm trying to get these on.
I do not like Santa Derm.
It does not agree.
What is Santa Derm?
It's specific tattoo band-aids.
They're made for tattoo healing.
Oh, this one's kind of like Tegaderm.
Yeah, it's like these little transparent little band-aids
that you put on.
And then you peel it, and it leaves
like the little bit of the actual band-aid on it.
Oh, it's just like Tegaderm.
I use that, but it's not for cat Jesus for me.
Yeah, I mean, apparently he can use this for any kind of wound, but I keep having it for a place.
Oh, yes, I can see it.
Hey, what's up gamers?
Oh wait, Ari, how many people are alive right now?
I'm the only one dead.
OK.
Can we wait?
Yeah, we can wait.
Unless you want to be down here yapping with us, Ari.
She ran away.
Hey, me!
already left
all too big for this
i'm realizing i don't have good
judgment on how big to cut
that's just what i'm getting at
yeah i am
so i
i got rash too but mine isn't really from the actual bandage
i get rashes from
from because like when i sanitize my skin for my
for my uh, port needle stuff, I use Chloroprep and that shit burns the fuck out of your skin so bad.
That, combined with the tigadurum bandage, is like...
Pfft...
These are not sticking anymore.
I think I'm just... these should be...
They might be fine, actually, you just let them be.
They should be fine.
Now it's just time for a lot of aquaflore.
Billy.
It's time to moisturize.
I hear somebody approaching.
You're coming!
Hello?
Dude, actually, I nailed that.
I got two drills straight in.
Welcome in.
I can die.
Hello?
Welcome to the hang-
Oh!
Hello?
Hello?
Oh.
I will call for you!
Shia has been alone this whole time.
No!
Meet for me.
Does that mean Shia and Fragi are just on their own separately?
No, Fragi is right behind us.
She just, I don't think she, uh...
I got two drills and I drilled straight down.
I didn't ju-
You did?
Yeah, I just got two drills and went straight down and-
No!
Sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry. Sorry.
Bowie.
Froggy.
I will be the lawyer.
Wait, I'll get this.
Let me eat that.
Let me eat that.
Eat it all.
I'm gonna hold that. Now I'm free.
I miss two months. Every time I die and I try to go say hi to Shia the exact moment I would say something to Shia, Candy would bring me back.
So I think Shia is being forced to be in isolation.
Oh my god.
Because literally it'd be like the exact moment I say something, Candy's like, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
So probably that's ham over here for you.
That's ham over here.
Oh my god.
Daddy can't have you talking.
You have to wait for Shia to get that one.
Shia.
Oh guys Shia's gonna be without ham
Froggy was so hungry
Sorry, I eat Shia's ham. I was so hungry. I was so hungry
I'm hungry
Shia, come home
Shia!
Shia, come home
Oh, he's on!
Where you at?
I'm leaning in
I don't see you
It's much more of that such good music
Let me see
I was wrong
I was wrong
I was wrong
And now you're gone
I see you
Oh, where?
Oh, he's way up there.
Oh, you wouldn't, oh yeah.
No, is that him?
Hey, how do you see him?
Oh, I see him.
Oh, I can't, oh, there he is.
Shia, Shia jump!
Shia jump, we'll catch him.
Look at him jump!
Shia jump!
Oh, I wish I still had the megaphone.
Jump!
I'm no kid right now.
Shia jump, Shia!
Shia!
You know what, I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
Outta my way, Rox, I'm gonna get him!
Shia John!
Shia John!
I'm coming to get you!
I'm going to beat you back!
He's going up there!
I'm on my way!
I'm going to get you!
She's directly below you!
Turn around!
She isn't that good!
I'm down here!
She dug your side!
She's down!
Oh God!
I'm gonna build a snowman and a claw.
And a clodman.
I'm gonna build a clodman.
Okay, guys. Let's go through there.
Wow, I know your clodman!
He snapped again!
That's my clodman!
That's my clodman.
I can like hear them in the distance screaming like it's a life-or-death situation.
It's actually taking me out.
I found a natural cheese deposit of all things.
Yes, imagine what cheese is of the earth.
Yeah, I made a ball!
Oh my god, he's kind of shaped!
Wait, I have a nose!
He's got a nose, he's kind of shaped like something.
I don't know why, but he's kind of shaped like something.
Oh, he's like a big ass nose.
Oh, you got a big ass nose.
I got a little bit of meat.
Oh, sorry, I had hands.
Did everyone have to go party down here without me?
No, no, so it was two groups, and we just both got in here before you.
I will say, every time I tried to come talk to you, I wasn't just leaving you.
Every time I spoke to you, Kady, immediately rushed.
I literally ran into you.
I can't even feel it.
I can't want to jump the conclusion.
I can't feel like, because you came by and said, Kady, how did you?
And that was all that I could hear.
That was it.
Kady, I had one too.
Every time Kady came to me, immediately rushed me.
Yeah, I just figured that you had something more important to do.
I didn't want you to be like, oh, Kady, pick me up immediately.
You'd be like, I go see an IT mouse.
She'd be like, oh, there's a mouse.
And then I don't think the woman I would switch to you,
Candy would be like, no.
It's in the air, Roy.
No.
I don't want you on an adventure.
No, don't talk to me.
Yeah.
All right.
I was on this thing.
I was on this thing.
Oh, my god, Ari.
Oh, this seems dangerous.
Hey, Ari?
Oh, no.
That's me!
That's me!
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know!
Oh!
I turned around so fast.
Oh, I love mint.
Oh, yummy mint.
I like chewing on the mint.
Classic.
I'm in.
Classic.
Adding that to the 16 and 1 on Wiki.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, what?
Jeez.
Alright.
Alright.
Oh, that's not great.
Oh, stop for some, it's time for some surf.
It's time for some surfing.
Woo!
He's got head on out here.
Down, down, down, down, to the bottom.
Make your soul really big, if you need.
What did you call me?
I can make as big as you can.
Damn!
What?
Stop! Stop!
Go fill up that hole, hole filler.
Dude, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
It's the...
Hold up.
Candy?
Oh.
You're scaring me, Candy.
The music in the game sounds like a bog-core playlist I was listening to when I was playing Pigeon Story.
Oh, what? Why did you hear me?
I love Bard 4.
Candy, can you hear me?
Stop being a little bit of a child.
Candy, where are you? I don't see you.
I'll be homophobic.
Candy!
Candy's doing it on purpose.
Candy!
I can't believe you've done this.
I heard a band somewhere and I couldn't find it.
There's no way.
I was about to fall into a hole but I heard Froggy like I'll get you and it exploded.
What are you doing for me?
What is?
I'm the biggest bully that I know what to do.
There's somebody in my explosion all over the place.
I'm just a girl.
I'm just a girl.
I'm just a girl.
He's just a girl.
Are you guys ready to go again?
Yeah.
Naturally.
Yeah.
He wants the honors of captain.
Oh my god.
It took us 30 years to do the first one, and then we all immediately moved to the second one.
I love that.
Why don't you go ahead and cut us the first one?
Alright, I'm going to try to stick with the whole group.
Am I handy?
Whoa, hello. Sorry, I was ordering groceries.
Oh, bro.
Oh, what the fuck?
Fucking...
Go through it!
Go through it!
Oh, he's shy, huh?
All right, well stay as a group.
I just love, I love going fast in this game.
Call the players and be Dan.
I love you.
Oh, she shot my shot in the face.
That's crazy.
I should have kept an eye on that.
Where, where, where?
What's wrong?
You almost hit me with that.
Uh...
Where did he go?
I'm not a cat, Cherry.
Where did he come from?
I can't help you.
Oh, thank you.
I'll catch you.
What did I see over there?
Oh, you don't know me.
I saw you.
Oh
Hello who else needs a cat
Oh, geez, okay
I'm going down
Oh, there he is.
I didn't have a flare in me.
It's warm.
Catch me! Catch me!
Alright, this will die.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kill him! Kill him!
Hey, catch me!
Catch me! Catch me!
I'm sorry, I was trying to catch you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
The mouth is the thing where she's like,
catch me, jumps in the opposite direction.
Catch me!
That's a challenge.
Guys.
Warm.
Warm.
Oh, yeah!
I'm close to the edge!
Don't try to be human, don't push me!
I'm close to the edge!
I'm stuck in my boots!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
I said don't do it now!
Don't do it, baby!
Oh, I see it!
Nooooo!
Luke, okay, but you fight!
Yeah!
Ah!
No!
Okay.
All right.
Good luck!
You're so good.
Bye.
Yeah, be fine.
But you're fine.
Get me!
Get me!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
He's not going to use his pistol.
If you have blood, then it's me.
Oh, my God!
Okay, we'll find you some time.
No, no, no, no, no, no, nowhere, nowhere!
Ah!
Holy shit, holy shit, that's you, honey.
I hate it when you didn't jump anywhere near me.
No, I hear the edge.
And it definitely threw me in a different direction.
I'm gonna get down there.
I'm gonna just like, trust process.
This way!
What?
Just going.
Maybe not this way.
Oh.
Oh!
Alright.
Well, I also was trying to respond to this, but the pressure was right here.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Go!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
No!
Alright, go on!
Oh my god, I'm a genius!
I'm not a genius.
I'm not a genius.
I'm not a genius.
Hey, I'm dead.
Hey, I'm dead.
Hey, I'm dead.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, you know what?
What?
You should release, um, Halloween ambience sounds.
That, you're really good at that.
Thanks.
I'm going to do random ambient sounds for Halloween.
I love that.
That should be really fun.
I'll be blue, blue, blue.
Dude, we got to throw it back and make like a, we got to do like a whole, like, instead
of like a concert, it's more of like a story with like those fun elements in it, like throwing
back like how VegTales just do it, you know?
Okay, we have a Veggie experience.
It would be like a whole experience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Veggie experience.
Oh my god.
The Reggie experience.
Yeah, it's got to be like a whole experience.
Oh!
Oh!
There's a blow!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. These guys are tough.
Full...
Oh! Oh!
Oh, yeah, that's not Froggy.
But I am Froggy's twin.
Froggy's twin. Froggy's evil twin.
Froggy.
Froggy.
I'm ugly, grabbed by the beam.
It sounds like that one old rare game
that no one played called Grab by the Beams.
Oh.
Fuck.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, a food.
I am a food.
Oh, you need food, Ari.
I do.
I can't.
Oh.
Oh.
He's falling down to one foot drop.
Oh, catch.
I'm Serpent, I'm like the Lord of the Seas, it's gonna be a Serpent.
I'm like the Lord of the Seas from Final Fantasy.
What is this name?
Did you know, did you know, Mouse, that they had one very particular rule at Banfest, which was not to refer to them as the Blue Draw Brothers?
Well, what if you wanted to?
I know, that's what the rule they had.
You can't be called a Blue Draw Brothers.
and you can't call them but I've been named blowdoll brothers has anyone asked
them if they're okay with being called that I think we'd be okay that's
Marianne's favorite name I'm gonna do a crazy maneuver here I go
Something happens.
Oh, that works actually.
Uh oh.
Where did all of them go?
I'll be your little lover, debole.
What did you do?
No, no, God, God, please.
I couldn't be the king.
God damn it!
God damn it!
I'm going new, new.
God, where are you?
Help.
Straight down.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Oh!
Aw, good chest.
Hold on.
Ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, worm. I'm gonna jump for it!
Oh my god, okay. I was too afraid to be put up with the worm, bro.
Oh my god. Worms!
I wanna know what conditions, like what determines who the worm targets.
I don't know. My ding is...
AHHHHH!
There's just no life preservation skills in this world!
No desire to protect your life at all!
Oh fuck I out of move.
Oh fuck.
Ow!
My fingers.
It's on.
It's on.
I'm close to dying.
I have performance.
I'm Zayateez.
Let's see what everyone has.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
No MTS.
Old MTA staffer motherfuckers touching my ass.
Okay.
So you're the farthest down, I think Andy's a little bit above you.
Oh
How gone way off course
We are making it!
Rucky, we're literally doing it, Socky!
We're literally doing it!
I want to call you right now!
No, she missed!
Thanks for saving me the Thumbcumber.
You're so welcome.
The Thumbcumber.
You're the Thumbcumber!
I have fun!
Yeah, you're close to the dog. You might be in a story.
Hey!
I love your little teeth. They look very funny.
Oh, I can try the...
Oh, thanks!
Oh, oh.
Oh, yeah!
What?
I'm sorry!
Oh!
Shia's basically almost there.
I have a...
I love her.
A professional, skilled, expert champion.
Shining is almost there.
Froggy, watch out.
It's about, well...
Froggy, watch out.
Push through.
I'm not running.
No, I mean, watch out for this.
Froggy, watch out.
What?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Hey, okay.
Oh, my God.
RONKI!
RONKI?
I said what's wrong with you?
What did you want from me?
I said, hey, don't do that.
That's not the way you landed right where I died.
There is no way, there is no way you're going to stay away!
What's the problem?
Look out for the word in this!
You should pick us up, really.
Help, word!
Is that Ari up there?
That's Ari up there.
Oh my gosh, Ari.
He's going to come and touch your boots.
He's going to come and touch your boots.
I think that's actually my body.
Is that?
Oh yeah, it is.
That can't be, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I'm coming to stand at the erection statue over here.
You have an erection?
What?
There's an erection statue over here.
Oh, the erection statue touched him.
Oh, I'm back!
I got you!
Hey!
I'm alive!
I got you!
We can make a comeback from this.
Now watch as I have no life preservation.
Let's go.
Oh, okay.
Well, it seems to be working out for you.
I mean...
Yeah, it seems to me.
Everything's a 50-50 gamble.
You either make it or you don't.
I'm gonna make it.
Hey, catch me!
Catch me!
Okay, I got you
Hold on there's a bat
is a rat perhaps it's the head that I found too late
because now these misunderstand
i'm not heeding my own advice
you're low
fine
where's miss lamb
stop
oh!
let's go!
let's go!
okay
I'm so close, I was so close I swear
Over here
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
In country!
In country!
Live from New York, it's all night long!
Yes!
Aw, fuck me!
Aw!
The dog came to me, but it's stuck then.
Come here boy!
Oh wait, hold on big, huge came, huge!
Thank you.
Who's Lettuce?
Come on eat this cake.
Oh crap.
I have my meeting with our manager in 28 minutes.
I rescheduled in mine.
Why?
I'm streaming.
Can I reschedule it?
Can I reschedule it?
Oh, ask him.
Ah!
Let me try.
I'm sure they'll be fine with it.
He's already making moves, and shy as I'm known.
He's a better user, man.
He'll probably be like, thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Woo!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
He's trying to catch up, because he's been on vacation.
He just got back from vacation.
He just got back.
Oh, he's just getting back.
Yeah.
What's on the ice?
Oh, I did it!
I'm getting crushed!
Hey, can you touch me?
Come touch me!
Are you a frightful outfit?
I'm trying to avoid clutching right now.
I did a message to him, and I was like,
you have so much work to catch up on,
and I'm playing video games.
Can we reschedule?
Ah!
Come on, come on.
I have told you to reschedule my meeting.
Hold on, let me add that.
Iron Mouse told me to reschedule.
Ah!
Ah!
There's a big one.
Spiny face.
This is a spiny face.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm just gonna think it's funny.
Ah!
Oh
I'm not sure what to do with this one
Can I have a leaf?
Yeah you can
A little bit of mink
A little red unknown
You know what, it's time for a play
I got it. Here I go.
Reginald. Horsely.
Horsenit.
Okay.
Hey.
What? Did he just jump?
Did he jump on me?
Oh no!
I'm here just in case.
I'm gonna jump!
There you go.
See how you did.
Oh, Ari got flushed against it.
No!
Ari fell down again.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, shut up!
Shut it away!
You're good. You're good.
Oh, it's okay!
One day, I will not get flushed.
Unfortunately, not today.
I am getting flushed.
I didn't want to fucking drill.
Now put me down these holes.
It's so slippy.
It is pretty slippery in there.
I need to shake him.
I'm going to make a movie with a spiral string.
My manager is actually on the street.
Actually, hold on.
Can you trust me?
Yeah!
What did he say?
Just trust me.
Thank you, John!
He said, of course, enjoy your street.
Thank you!
John, you're so sweet.
Thank you, John!
Thank you!
Thank you, John!
Thank you, John! Thank you!
I'm so happy you are happy!
Oh my gosh! I'm so happy!
That makes me happy!
Now we have an infinite loop of happiness
I hope that's happy both of you are happy
Yeah!
I'm very happy
I'm very happy
That makes me happy
I do feel slightly, slightly better
Do you feel bad?
Oh, there's no...
Oh, there's a...
Uh oh.
It's okay it's already gone.
It was a drill.
HUUUUUUUUAAAHH
Hahaha
Hhahaha
Hahaha
I'm punning her.
I wonder what she feels bad about...
Me too.
I wanna know
Hrrrugh
Chup
I'm so the
OOOOOO
WHAAAA
OH
WOOH
WHAAAAAAAA
WHAA
OH
OH
OH
OH
OH
As I was saying
I do feel slightly bad for our manager because he has to deal with both of us.
No!
No!
No!
Yes!
That was sweet!
Yes!
Hold on, I can get you.
Hold on.
I can get this.
He's a little treat.
I love you, boy.
I see you lurking in the dark.
Guys, I'm dead.
Have a good day, boy.
Guys, I'm dead.
Have a good day, boy.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's gonna flush, he's gonna flush, he's gonna flush, he's gonna flush
I don't know where Jenny is
I'm high
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
Oh my God
Oh my God
I walked away for like 10 seconds
Oh my God
I'm getting wet
Feel the air
I'm gonna try and feel the air
It's a player gun
Oh
My body gets wet
My body gets wet
I can uh...
I saw that.
Oh wait, hold on.
I go right through.
Uh oh, I'm scared.
Uh oh, I'm talking.
Hello?
Hello.
Would you like to explain what noise you just made there?
I don't know what that was.
Hello?
You don't know what that was?
We make noises that we can't explain.
No, understand!
There's no way down.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, Katie.
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
This is a good time to review your performances in Vitchy Ball.
I have some notes here.
I'd like to listen to that.
I don't want to listen to that.
I don't want to listen to that.
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
No!
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
My life is going to change in reverse!
Oh, that's nasty.
Let me pop it back into place.
Thank you.
Oh, she's like real life?
It's a person.
You know what?
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Hold on.
Just stop moving, Froggy.
Just stop moving.
It's me.
I am alive.
I don't think mouse is.
Hey, I'm not alive.
Hold on.
Somebody pick amongst yourselves.
I have tuna.
Who wants the tuna?
I probably shouldn't have it because I've been dead every five seconds.
There you go.
What?
You should have eaten the tuna.
Sounds like hell.
I'm worried about getting some of the food.
I'm so dying.
And then making a waste of it.
I may do it again hold on hold on I'm gonna do play
This is within my reach though. This is within my reach.
Oh, while I get the foam, it's rolling down.
The foam... oh.
Your foam drops a little bit. I can't get on it.
Do I have...
Do I have one more shot in this?
I can't tell.
The foam came in three shots or two.
Oh, I think it's two.
Oh, sad.
I think it's too short.
There's not really a good way to go.
Down!
I guess this way.
Down! Down, down, down to the dead.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck it, trying me.
Oh, there we go.
Hello?
Hello.
I saw pink blood fly by.
Okay.
Oh my god.
I can probably...
Warm?
Always come.
Oh, hold on. Let me try to...
Oh.
That's okay. Right on the edge.
I'm on the edge!
I'm on the edge!
A glory!
And I'll pay it on my own!
And I'll shine in the air!
What?
There you go.
What was that?
That's my god actually.
That?
You wouldn't believe it, I died again.
W-A-G-G
Fish山
арт
W-A-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-g
Aww寺y
Oh, wait, let's go.
Oh.
He's very mean.
Come on!
Oh.
Shaia!
Help!
Oh, no.
Oh, oh.
They must look like ripo.
Like, ripo.
Oh!
I'm trying to figure out if you want my bitch on a leggy.
Dude, I'm so fucking dead, dude.
Hey!
Wait, babe.
Are you behind me?
Are you all dead?
yeah okay that's fine okay behind me behind me behind me okay this way okay
this way okay okay let me see okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I hate her either!
I hate her!
Yeah, we're might be the only two left though
Yeah
I'm the lock-in cool
Okay
All right, I'll see what
I'm right my diary
Oh
I'm saying I'm talking about all you did yesterday from that moment on to the pile on the street
I'm just saying it was really nice
A meal a succulent Chinese meal wait now
Right like right like right here where my head is
Right here, this way. There's another meal that way.
Got it!
Now!
He's going to be fine!
Okay, up a little bit, up a little bit, up here.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, it's so close.
Okay, well done.
There it is.
That's what we want.
That's stamping the corpse.
Oh, that's okay.
It's okay.
That's...
Malty just has to get down to you.
She's going to be fine.
Gorm is...
You don't want to do that.
I'm gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
Do that.
If you dig down where you are now, you'll be okay.
Yeah, you gotta go in a little bit.
Yeah, keep going down.
Keep going in.
There you go, there you go.
Okay, I'm liking this.
I'm liking this.
It's good.
Now you can just go off that lawn right there.
Shoot as you get out there, there's gonna be a bat.
Watch out for the bat.
Oh, there's like two.
No way! You can hit the corpse!
I didn't mean to hit him off!
I didn't know you could!
I'm sorry, you know what, he'll kick you.
I really did not.
I didn't mean to hit him off.
That was his defense. The bat did that to me.
It was the bat!
It was the bat!
No, the bat knocked me away.
The bat was camping my corpse. It was not leaving me.
It was a lot to the left as well.
It was not bad.
It was not bad.
Honestly, I'm kind of like, it is possible to get me,
but you should probably just focus on getting to the bottom.
Don't worry about it.
Otherwise, fun can't be done.
Most would be asiusly.
He was engaging in behaviors and patterns.
Most neglected.
I wouldn't have reported him if this was a...
Yeah, I wouldn't have reported that.
Guys, can we all find this bass account?
Oh my god.
Oh, fucking bad.
Oh, it's got that deep, more deep,
this piece of shit.
Oh my god.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Does that make it even deeper?
I don't know.
I'm gonna get deeper, V.
Oh, your voice got recited.
Oh, I don't wanna, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna lose.
Oh, it's, it's already over.
It's okay.
Focus on getting to the bottom.
I'm just like so close.
Ooh, that was good.
Oh my god.
this on descent descent I think I'm like this is like like a theory even the
sense of the sense of victory wait does this mean something else I thought
well yeah it doesn't the same whoa yeah this is the sense of victory froggy
They're setting all that fucking
You're doing great
I'm trying in breath how far the dog is like only a little bit more
That's what that's within reason
I think that's me I fell I got the I got pushed into like the middle of two
toilet holes so I it would be very risky to say three mouse be very careful
where you dig to your right there's a bomb
Who's side bat?
You, I'm doing the keeping shuffle.
No no no no no no!
To the right!
To the left!
To the back!
Fuck this bat, bro!
That's what I'm saying.
That's true.
Froggy's been saying that for as long as I've known her.
I've known her
It's true
With rabies because of that
That is a very cute coal in front of you mouse, be careful.
You are doing really good.
I actually bottomed out.
You could slide down it a little bit.
You could slide down to that hole.
Yeah, it is a little hole.
You're sliding.
I'm going to slide down.
I appreciate him mouth streaming to me right now.
Where is Worm, Worm is above you I think, you're fine.
If you keep digging straight ahead there's solid ground.
Yeah, there's like coral and shit.
Oh, the coral you could land on, so it's a big butt hole.
There's a bunch of coral down there.
Yeah, you could land on that stuff.
I don't know why not. Don't press a hurt.
I don't know. I don't know.
You're doing great. You're doing great.
You're doing fantastic.
Fat? Fat behind you.
Oh! No!
Oh God!
No, no, no!
It's okay. It's okay.
She hit a leg. She hit a leg.
I'm gonna make love.
She hit a leg on the way down.
I'm gonna make love.
Oh my god.
She's a gamer?
Okay, we have a little scare inside.
I'm not scared.
The bat followed all the way to that.
Oh my god.
It's okay.
It's fine.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No, you don't have to be alright.
I get it now.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
We can keep that planned by the way.
Yeah.
Oh my god!
They're evil!
You were right.
Straight ahead of you is a revive station.
Yeah.
Please be careful.
Is that by Jim?
It's going to be...
I knew it! It's going to be...
Candy Lacking!
I'll take a deep dish feeder moment. Oh, thank you so much it's so nice of you
Oh
Sorry, I just broke the ops plate.
You guys are real, I think you guys are like really close.
You're almost there on friendship.
I don't know if it would.
Oh look he's down here.
Oh shit.
My dog.
I must save my dog.
Oh, okay.
We have to save my dog.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Mount, yeah, right there's a box.
I love that.
It's a bomb.
the bomb actually might be useful if you need to clear out a rock
I wonder
I do have an option for clearing out a rock but I don't want to kill us
I also don't want you to kill us
Puppy!
Puppy!
Puppy!
My puppy!
Come here!
Puppy!
Puppy!
Yes?
Can you get resty?
What's the point of living if you don't risk it?
I'm not gonna risk it too much.
It's not risk.
Why are you scared?
I'm not scared.
Oh, Princess.
If I stop being afraid, that's gonna get filthy.
You're digging deep that way.
Oh, Princess, you're digging pretty deep.
And you should be digging in my slob after a while.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Candy?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What are we doing?
The dog is like, wait, candy lived.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yeah, candy can catch you.
Candy can get it.
Yeah, candy can catch you and the dog's right there.
Candy can catch me!
Candy can catch me!
Oh, yeah!
The dog is spread out.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
This does no boss!
I'll just go to the ranch.
No!
Time for the worst quarter game.
Why is it Ari, am I right?
Hey guys!
Hey!
Oh, you're in there!
Oh, I know what you're talking about, G.
You catch me, thank you!
Hey, catch me, go away!
I
Died not anymore
Oh, he's punching me!
Oh, he's punching our monkey!
Monkey!
I'm coming!
I just wanna...
Are you coming?
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Are you coming, Kandee?
Oh, yeah.
I was just driving through the chest right next to us.
I'm coming.
Coming round the mountain away.
What is that?
Yay!
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Look at that.
Ah!
Something's on me.
That's nice.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Kill him.
Oh.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Oh, kill him.
There's the watch there, hey?
Kill him!
OK, I'm going to go down.
Sounds like a great plan, KT.
I'm killing him, yes.
There's still some more.
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
I think a bat revived me.
What?
I got revived at 41, no one was down there, no one was around, but I just came back because he was about to leave the army, so I think a bat revived me.
Oh!
I don't know how that happened. It's interesting, pretty true.
How bizarre.
He was my friend, I don't know.
He was your friend.
Not much I could have done though, because he kinda revived me in a shit ass spa, but I guess it is where I fell.
Yeah.
I hate this place.
Yeah, this place is kind of cute.
I'm so greedy.
You want me to show you how?
I'm so greedy.
I just want you to be greedy.
I'm greedy.
I just want you to get all the little boxes of food.
You can eat all the food.
I'm a greedy girl.
I'm greedy.
I just want to get all the little boxes of food.
You can eat all the food.
Oh, I'm gonna.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
Oh, my God!
Dude, this thing's about to box.
There it goes.
Me too.
I'm so curious.
Uh-oh. Wrong button.
What the fuck do we do?
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Damn it.
Okay, sir.
Candy.
I'm doing great.
Okay, don't go down.
I'm not safe.
Oh, down not safe.
Down not safe?
Keep it that way.
But I don't think that I could do that.
If I had some of this down there, baby.
Oh, I will not survive a fall.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Analyzing. Analyzing.
Ah, fuck it.
I won't care. You know what I'm saying?
I won't. I won't in there.
I won't in there.
Hey, that didn't work. I won't in there.
If I had as tiny bit more health I would have been fine because I actually survived in the
fall but it was the world over that killed me.
Oh no.
Oh
Oh
Yes
Why are you saying no?
Why are you saying no?
I just left Shia in a terrible predicament alone.
Why?
You hate me.
No, I don't. I wish I had had 504 lives so much on TV.
Consider this out of Ned's fucking attention to you guys, you know?
This is part of my attention to you guys.
You know that? We always, we always...
Oh
You don't know what I did ever
Oh
Oh
No way!
Okay.
I'm gonna need one of these.
I'm gonna take the other two.
Okay.
Whoa!
I'm a-
Whaaaaa!
Okay.
I just revived Candy.
Yeah, you're welcome!
I'm sorry.
Wait, are I candy?
Yeah, no.
Candy's right next to you.
They're gonna get you.
Hey.
Chase them!
No!
No!
Chase them!
No!
Chase them!
No!
You can come.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I want some of that delicious cheese.
Yes.
I also want to make this delicious cheese, but I'm kind of scared of putting it in a place
that will kill us.
So, um...
I mean, okay, wait, hold up.
This is gonna bounce and bomb and blow up.
So...
Yeah?
Yeah.
Did he catch me?
Did he catch me?
Yeah!
Oh wait!
Okay, here we go!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Yay!
He has the craziest reflexes on the receipt!
I can't believe I've got them!
I can't read my gun there, but I don't know if I can read it.
I can get it. Watch. Watch this thing.
Nope. I can't. Never mind.
Okay. Um, I have a cheese bomb that I really want to throw, but I'm really scared of, like, killing us, so...
You're leading the hole.
Okay, we're gonna get out of the hole.
Okay, should I? Should I? Okay.
Yeah, what's up?
I was gonna make that cheese sort of just...
Alright, this is what it's gonna happen.
Come on.
Oh my god
Is it good?
Oh my god
Oh my god
I almost feel like there's only ground
Oh, oh like yeah
I almost feel like throwing the
Okay
Okay
There's only ground
Here and I said this would be
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I have one HP!
Oh, he means it!
Shhh!
Oh, he's so good!
There you are!
I have one HP!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna get a pot of water right now.
A 40-HP!
Chicken!
Chicken!
A 40-HP.
Candy the cheese! Candy!
Candy the cheese, Candy!
I need you to get away from me.
Cheese!
You see the problem where I'm like, anywhere I throw it is just gonna...
Oh.
Okay.
No!
Oh my god.
See?
High stakes cheese, bro.
It's just scary.
The ground is very fragile.
Aw.
Woo!
Oh.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Wait, where's the-
Oh, I can't grab the cheese.
Okay. Okay. Okay, there's like- Uh oh. We sort of talked about, I talked about, I said
this, I said this multiple times. I was like, hey, the cheese- It was a precarious cheese
placement.
Hey, don't worry.
Oh, if you break it, it just respawns him somewhere.
Is that how it works?
They do respawn.
They usually respawn in the same spot, but no one was there.
Oh.
Surprisingly enough.
Are you still dead?
Yeah, I thought she was dead too, but she's not.
What?
What?
She's not dead.
OK.
I'm trying to find a good way to go down.
Oh, is it hippie?
I want to see hippie, too.
Oh, my freaking tail.
Shire!
Shire!
Shire!
oooh
NO!
guys?
aah, wowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
I'm dead
yoooooo use- nooo
Do not be dead, no, no, no!
You'll be dead!
Come on!
I'm coming!
I'm coming, guys!
Can you catch me?
Oh, fuck.
Can you catch me?
Can you catch me?
Yeah!
That's me!
What's happening?
There's a hole?
There was.
How do we get up?
Shia looks on the left, doesn't she?
What?
Shia's on the left.
Oh, wait.
Aw, do you-
I thought you were gonna have to.
We'd like...
I think this one is.
Oh, um.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
You can go on the edge.
Yeah.
Alright, uh.
Okay and then just like hug the wall.
And then beat!
Okay that's a mega wall.
It's a pretty mega wall.
Oh!
Yay yay yay okay.
Gotta go kind of...
Okay it looks like there's a hole...
Oh, yeah, is it kind of a slide?
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh!
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
Great.
Uh, I think if we dig it...
Oh, this is hard, okay.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to throw a berry.
I'll bury you.
I'm gonna go down.
Uh oh, wait.
Oh my god, I'm alive!
Oh, I shouldn't be alive.
Oh, come on.
Oh, I am. Oh, I am.
I have non-visible health right now.
If I touch flames, I will die.
I am going to...
...scorch out the flames.
Or just attempt to...
Okay.
Or just attempt them out.
Okay, this is sort of, okay.
Okay, honestly, okay, no this is good, this is honestly good for me, I feel like if you
resurrect me from-
Oh
This is tough when I'm all alone
No one else is here for me
More by myself
Oh, this is tough
Let me see what I see.
I can't see anything.
Oh, this is the only way.
I don't have any more things to do, I'm supposed to go to the bottom.
Feel like you fight me.
I'm a waste. I'm a waste.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Wait. Oh.
Oh my god.
I'll get you, Red Bull!
Well, can I get you in?
Oh, this is not good.
They scared us.
They scared us.
They scared us.
They scared us.
Oh my god.
Hiiii!
Guys?
Hey, you catch me?
You know what?
Hold on, who do you need?
I'm up here!
Hold on, I got two!
I moved slightly back!
I moved slightly back because I thought you were going to keep going!
I'm sorry!
Listen, guys.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Sorry, he did well.
Listen, guys, it's okay. Check this out. Watch this.
We need the items!
Woo!
Items! Items!
Oh!
We can't get it, because Shia-
Oh, shit!
Wait, why? What happened?
Here we go. Why is it like this?
I risked it. I risked it.
I risked it. I risked it.
Why did Bastet's Yard of Bytes appear at the start of my-
at the top of my theory?
Shia!
All right!
Why the fuck you driven all of us if I did it?
It's very bouncy!
Now what could be in this yarn ball?
Oh! Oh jeez, okay. It's bouncy gun.
Now what could be in this yarn ball?
He will break open the yarn ball.
Fastest yarn of binding! It has a health bar!
It's a boss.
All right guys, everyone line up for a camera shot.
Oh my God!
Everybody line up for the camera. Here we go.
All right, let's go boys.
Where's Katie?
Yay!
That's our best friend.
How do you even even I don't know the key
Oh my god, it's actually so fast
I wonder if I like this
I don't know but this guy is never going outside again, if I do not trust him, this guy is
This game is strictly on the leash and it's never going to end up on my computer.
Woo! It uses a knife!
Oh my god, you're so cute!
Oh, no, no!
Look at you! Oh my god!
You wanna make a deal with it?
Ah, unbreakable block.
You want some pet food?
It's true.
That's no fun.
Alright, so I have a bomb, maybe we can keep going.
No, there's like bedrock at the end.
We can't really do that.
I wanted to go below.
We saved the city.
We saved the dog.
We saved all the dogs.
That dog has no idea.
And I only died 26 times!
I wanna see what happened. I wanna see how far down I got dropped after fucking froggy teleported me.
Oh!
And I don't know how!
You can see where it happened!
Oh!
Well, the way Shia just was fucking, just fucking shaking me around at the end there,
I mean, I was trying to spend some time with you.
We did it!
He's back at it again in his hole.
What kind of other game modes is this?
Did I get anything new?
No no.
How do you get no no's?
Get the open fit pack.
Oh!
Shia!
What?
I'm not treating you.
What?
What gives it away?
What?
What?
It's a little twist.
Wait what?
A little twist.
What happened?
What?
What?
Did you do anything wrong there?
I don't think you did anything wrong.
It follows a little twist.
Oh.
A twist!
A little twist.
Computer give your balls a little twist
Refers to scrapping up the poke
Oh my god, this is so cute
I like this game
How many collaterals can I get?
Oh nice!
I really didn't want me to
I want a cyan arrow lock
You look like that one Pokemon
Which one?
The one inside
Like the one that has the two forms, like the yellow form and the blue form?
What?
The Amphibon?
Lick-a-tongue.
No.
Lick-a-tongue.
Lick-a-tongue.
Lick-a-tongue.
Lick-a-tongue.
No.
Oh wait, you can all sit in a circle.
Dude, y'all have to know that if Pokemon were real and there's like, if you could have
one Pokemon, you'd know the guy that says, Lick-a-tongue.
Like, you've got to be a little bit of a freak.
Lick-a-tongue.
Oh yeah.
That's the one you look like, it's a touchy city.
Aw, thanks.
You look like Kangaroo on bath salts.
Oh, Kangaroo on bath salts.
Yeah, me when I do my change with my friends.
You like that.
I like it.
I like it.
I like that.
I like that.
I like your funny words, Magic Man.
I like your funny words magic man
You know what guys I've drawn the conclusion from this
Vintage story
Guys we was great
Hold on
He's going to the sub on it's
I don't I want to make me some pies and um the reparations on them
I have my account and I'm logged in, but I can't figure out how to download the actual game.
Wait, you downloaded the game?
No, I can't figure out how to download the game!
Oh, shit.
There we go.
Okay, let's see.
Vintage story.
It hit you that time.
That definitely hit you.
There we go.
It's...
It should be like an installer.
You're higher.
I'm gonna look up the fucking vintage story installer.
Well, have fun with Vintage story.
I'm gonna go live snacks and...
SHY OUT!
Oh, I'm snacking!
I'm gonna have snacks and pie, so they can see for playing games!
Timmy, I can't, I...
How do I do it?
How do I do it?
Is it off pop bae?
Is she gonna eat you bae?
No, I can't.
That'll see me good lad.
I can't.
I said vintage story one time, and then Boone came into my DMC and says,
I don't wanna hear you say that.
I can't get into vintage stories, that's my cannonball.
You can't play the game, you're not allowed to.
Stay away from me.
Why don't you share account log for me?
I don't know.
What'd you do? Don't lock it.
I don't know what you mean.
I got it.
Pookie, unlock it.
How do I unlock it now?
I lost the login information for my account, so I bought another one, and then I downloaded the installer, and it told me what my old account was, so I now have two copies of the game.
Oh, okay!
I got my account.
Unlock.
Uh, do you want one of my accounts?
I'll take it.
I was getting my email login.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, no, no.
I can't take your account.
I'm going to have to suck it.
Oh, here's my game key.
Okay.
To create an account, paste the code in here.
I really need to not do this on your live.
Frogs, I know you.
You don't have to put the code anywhere.
You just have to log in.
It's not as complicated as you're making it.
Okay.
Okay, this was really fun, and I love digging holes. We'll do it any time. Love you all.
I'm going to hang out.
I'll see you later. Bye bye!
Bye bye!
I wanted to keep talking.
And it's all in over.
So long farewell, goodbye, everyone.
All my friends are gone.
And now it's just me.
No, it's just me.
That was fun.
I always have fun playing games with friends.
I always have fun playing games with my friends.
Uh...
Oh.
I've got the installer.
Did you say you're so alone?
You're not alone! I'm here!
You're not alone. I am here. I am here with you.
Is everybody going to go on and play Vincy's story?
Well, I'm not going to do that.
I need to get a lock for my shit!
It's a cut to him it's
Bro, they're always trying to keep me down always trying to keep a girl down always trying to keep a girl down, bro
Every single time they just can't let me be free
They just can't let me be free bro. They can't let me be free. It's not fair
Froggy! Froggy, thank you so much for the read. I had so much fun playing games.
Let's play more games. There's so many games that are friend slot games that are available now for you to play.
There's a lot of friend slot games available right now.
You too can play the latest friend slot game.
And they're all mouse slop approved!
Why did my tongue go out?
But I don't have friends!
Yes you do! I'm your friend!
Ah, I'm just kidding, I'm not your friend.
Just kidding, I am your friend.
Just kidding, I'm not your friend.
Just kidding, I-
ARMY!
Thank you so much for the raid!
I had so much fun!
Thank you!
Thank you for allowing me to invite myself!
Thank you for a raid.
Thank you guys.
I'm your friend, I'm not your friend.
I am your friend.
No, I'm not your friend.
Yes, I am your friend.
No, I'm not your friend, yes I am your friend.
Just kidding, I am, just kidding, I'm not.
Just kidding, I am, just kidding, I'm not.
Just kidding, I am, just kidding, I'm not.
I am not, I am, I am.
I'm always inviting, yay!
I had fun, I love that game.
But now I feel like we've beaten it,
so I'm like, all right, add more.
Pfft!
Oh my god, you know what we have to do?
Ari, Froggy, they updated Lethal Company.
There's more stuff, they added more monsters to the game.
We gotta run that shit back.
Time to run it back?
They added more stuff to the game.
It's back with more stuff.
We gotta run that shit back.
Chad's gonna be like, no, please, please, please.
You were obsessed for eight months.
Don't do this to us again.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it,
You're gonna fuckin' like it.
I'm gonna know it and you're gonna fuckin' like it.
Run it back.
Yeah, I'm trying not to look that tired.
What's-what's wrong, Buttercup?
Beast Mouse, you can have some more. Yes. Yes, you may have some more. Yes, you may. Yes, you may.
Guys we have we have a few choices for today just no Casino mod no Casino mod
as I asking me if you want me to breathe or not no Casino mod no no don't
worry I I decided I would like to play it like vanilla because they added so
much new stuff they added so much new stuff I want to play vanilla my horns I
just realized my horns aren't on my head my horns haven't been on my head this
whole time what I fucking realized it on my horns on my head
Imposter!
I'm not an imposter.
It reminds me of Beetlejuice Wines?
You good?
I'm never good.
I'm never good.
I'm never good.
It's always bad.
Guys, I gotta finish strawberry.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
Guys, I gotta finish strawberry magic.
Did we... did we say we were gonna beat strawberry magic or did we just say we were gonna play strawberry magic?
I don't remember... I don't remember what the promise was.
I think it was just play, right?
Safety! That is not the same thing!
Why are you looking at me like that? That's not... I don't like that.
Don't look at me in that fashion.
The wording was beat.
I thought unless it really bounced off then it would be play. Wait, what?
You know what other game I want to play?
I've been dying to play Trees Hate You.
I wanted to try it.
I've seen everybody play it and I still haven't played it.
And I want to fuck and play it.
I don't know how bad it is.
I want to try it. I want to try it. I'm going to try it.
I'm gonna try it
I'm gonna try it. It's just them all.
Why am I green? I am Shrek.
I'm fulking Shrek mate.
Is this one of us? Are you also Shrek?
Oh my god look at them.
When does the...
Be this loser?
When does the game come out?
I would like to be a goal please.
So, that means never.
And that means...
That details.
Perfect.
This is 2026.
Oh my god.
Perfect.
Look how cute I look.
Oh, let me change my nose.
Cute, I look, oh, let me change my nose.
I'm changing to a little triangle,
and my ears are gonna be pointed, pointed ears,
and then my eyes, I don't want glasses.
Oh my God, what the?
Ew!
I like those eyes.
Why are we allowed to customize our souls so good?
I mean well it's not...
Oh
Yeah, oh perfect
It's literally
Oh picnic
Now we eat
Now, the two peeps is me?
Be sure to read every sign you see you never know when someone will say something useful.
Look at the powers are so pretty!
Oh, what is this?
Oh, does this mean checkpoint?
Bro, no.
Oh my god, holy shit.
Oh my god, holy shit.
Oh my god, holy shit.
Oh my god holy shit.
What the fuck?
Bro, it's gonna be stupid as a tree!
How did he catch me this time?
Oh my god, wait, what if I hide behind the rocks?
Can I like crouch and camp?
Oh my god, that motherfucker shot me from the fair!
Oh my god, please let this be a checkpoint, please, I'm begging you, bro.
I'm sorry, I didn't see it in time, but can I meet you so much for the raid, I'll be
I hope you had a good stream! Thank you for the rain!
Hup, hup, hup, hup!
No! No, there's no way, there's no way, how the...
Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me?
I'm just too happy and oily.
Ah!
Oh, oh no, I'm-
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna go.
Not that way.
Just run.
No, you can't just run!
They chase you!
They freaking chase you!
You can't jump in this universe!
Leave me alone.
Oh, here are you shot at me some time?
No!
You're a chicken!
Are you saying I sound like a chicken?
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, no.
Bro, just kill me, bro.
Just fucking kill me, bro.
Did you say leave me alone?
Yes, leave me alone.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Leave me alone, yes! Leave me alone!
Oh my, I forgot that piece of shit.
Shoot at you.
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Nope!
Nope.
Nope.
No.
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. N-NOPE. NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.
Oh, mantra god!
THAT'S BULSHEED!
Run! Run run run run run run! Run!
ahhh
alright
stop
stop it
stop
stop
stop
Oh
Oh
Well, thank God all right assholes
If you get stuck, press the equal sign, the semicolon, the water roof up, and the minus
sign, check for trees.
Trees?
This button?
Oh, okay.
This button?
Oh, okay.
Is there another checkpoint here?
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Guys!
Huh!
Huh!
oh my god stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop oh my god I'm so dumb
I'm stuck
Stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
That sign was trying to tell you to press the pause button and click the tree to get unstuck
The tree?
Help!
Help!
The trees are trying to kill me!
They're trying to kill me, I swear!
They're trying to kill me!
They're all trying to kill me!
You got this little bumpy nose?
You see my little bumpy nose?
Help!
So you call 911.
The trees!
This is the plot of the movie.
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
This is the plot of the movie that's happening.
This is what was happening in the happening.
What's happening was about this.
Oh my god.
Somebody call that guy, what's his name?
Mark Walborg.
Somebody call Mark Walborg.
He'll fuck the Lord.
You fucked the Lorax bro.
Fuck the Lorax!
Fuck the Lorax!
That's bullshit!
What the fuck?
No one at bro.
You know what justice for the once-nerf justice for the once-nerf
Justice for the once-nerf justice for the once-nerf
Launch your fucking trees and me
Oh, isn't that gonna come?
Oh
Oh my god, stupid, bitch-ass tree-bull.
Don't bitch tree.
Oh my god, oh my god.
What?
Oh!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, what if I just do this?
Who's stopping me?
Stopping me from doing that
Stopping me from doing that, no one
Don't shoot, don't shoot, I'm a friend, don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot, I'm a friend,
don't shoot.
Don't shoot, I'm a fucking friend.
Don't shoot, round.
Ah, I forgot about that fucking tree, holy shit.
Don't shoot, Rob.
Ah!
Forgot about that fucking tree, holy shit.
Ah!
Even trees my balls roll.
And fuck the trees!
Where's my balls, girl?
And fuck the trees!
I support the one slur.
I support the fucking one slur!
I support the one slur!
I support the one slur!
I support the one slur.
I support the one slur.
I believe in global warming.
Support pollution!
Support deforestation!
Oh wait.
I forgot.
Fuck.
Nope.
AHHHHHH!
Support your local ice wall!
Come on, fall down.
Fall down, bruh.
Fall down!
Foo...
Fooowl down!
Foooww oull down, foooww oull down, foooww oull down, foooww oull, down, foooww down, goooowww.
I joined in with the other two people I've ever had.
Will they look what they have to know?
I joined in...
with the other two people I've ever had.
Will they look what they have to know?
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew what my...
I fucking knew it.
I fucking knew it.
Oh, lemme guess that tree shoots me, eh?
AHHHHHHH!
Oh, I'm so angry with the other two people in the middle!
Nothing according to what I know!
Hey trees!
This is why I'm in water.
You know what? Let's drown the planet. Fuck the trees. Let's ocean-
I support the oceans. No trees.
The violent water world. Water world covering the whole earth.
The water oceans.
Only water. Fuck trees. Fuck trees. Fuck the earth.
What trees, fuck the earth?
I joined in with the heaven to give a little.
Oh there are quite a few I know.
It'll...
Move!!
Oh my god, no. Stop.
Stop, don't tell me the way's got to stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
I'm literally stuck.
I'm stuck!!
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Help!
Is there an unstop button?
What's this tree button?
Here's a tree checker.
Click the tree.
What does a tree button do?
What the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
Fuck that menu tree!
AAAAAAHHHHH
Fuck that menu tree, bro
Fuck that shit
He's shit
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Can't! Can't!
Can't catch me!
Can't catch me! Can't catch me!
Can't fucking catch me, bro?
Can't catch me, bro?
Oh, no, the same fucking predicament.
Who are here, city?
Ha!
Come on, tree!
Come on, tree!
Come on, tree!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Alright, back to the drawing board.
Back to the drawing board.
This time, this time I will make it.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, gun, excuse me.
Oh!
Excuse me, excuse me!
Why is the back of my head flat?
I love that my mom left me in a car seat for like, days.
I just hugged the wall.
I will hug the wall.
What the fuck is that emo?
Eww!
What is that emo?
Eww!
I do not like it.
Excuse me tree.
It's right here.
No!
I do not like it!
Excuse me, tree!
It stays here.
I might do the cooking!
What the fuck?
This is how it works now!
Fuck your wood!
What the fuck?
This is how it works now!
Fuck your wood!
Fuck your wood!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
AIYL Pepper!
Now!
Kiss!
Oh, what are you tree bro?
What?
Stop.
No!
Stop!
I said stop!
I said stop!
No!
No!
Get...
Move!
No!
Move!
No!
Move!
Move!
Move! Move! Move!
Help, help!
Help, help!
Help, help!
Oh my God!
What is happening here?
What is this?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, you stupid.
What the...
Can you stop it?
Can you stop?
You just stop this right now.
How am I supposed to press?
Oh, this way.
Ow!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE WANTED
WHY AM I NOT THE WANTED POSTURE
Oh
Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Please, may I know?
Oh, view!
What is this? Oh!
Oh! What happened to my goal this week?
Ah! Ah!
What's up?
What's a flip?
What's a flip?
What's a flip?
What's a flip?
What's a flip?
Hey, ahhhh!
AHH!
AHHHH!
Hey, what's this?
What's this?
What's this?
Mr. Coin?
Yes.
You're in for a point!
What?
What the fuck? AHHHHHHHHH!
It's so dumb.
Yes.
Oh.
Who fucked you? Who then?
I'll need a point.
He's apple!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAH!
AAAAAAAHHH!
OOOOOOOOOH!
He's colorist, might be stuck on me!
Elf, elf, elf, what is this?
What?
What?
What is happening?
Oh!
Oh
What the fuck?
That's so fucked up!
You broke my head!
What the heck?
That's so mean!
Oh, no, they're going!
I'll try again!
I'll try again!
I'll try again!
I don't know what to do now, or maybe...
I'm doing it this way, baby.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
How do you get past this?
I have to be away.
Oh.
Ow.
Oh, oh, oh, ah!
What?
What?!
Ain't no way. Is that God?
The tree god?
Uh...
The tree heaven!
Is the little rat here?
You son of a bitch! I can't believe you! You son of a bitch! Fuck you!
I can't believe I beat it! I beat the demo! Thanks for playing my demo. If you enjoyed
or enjoyed hating it, I hope you'll try a full game when it's finished. Expect more
levels and stranger surprises. I will. I'm gonna be honest, I thought I would rage quit
the game before I even got to the end of the demo. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I thought
I rage quit it like immediately
Thank you so much for the rain out there to create a great street day for the
rain. That was good. Now for Rocky's world, do you want me to die?
Do you want me to fucking die?
My favorite part of the demo was
It was...
The Hook and Tree.
Are you strong Ares?
guys we gotta finish this fucking strawberry game we gotta finish this fucking strawberry game roll
Oh.
This is now a robbery game for so much of it.
Don't ask for a robbery game for all.
Guys, if you were not here yesterday,
I've been playing this fucking weird ass game called Strawberry Magic and I didn't finish it and I'm gonna finish it right now.
It's not- it's not doki, it's not a tomato, it's fucking strawberry!
It's a schoolberry!
NOOOO!
Oh.
Oh, you little piece of shit.
Mr. Foreman, call the box boys!
Potato!
Mr. Foreman, call the box boys!
Strawberry!
No!
I thought I was gonna be wrong, they have to die the wall.
It's not a tomato, it's a fucking strawberry!
This time! This time! I'm gonna fucking wait.
Who thought it was a tomato? I don't know, I already thought it was a freaking tomato.
It's true Barry!
Jump in! Jump in!
Fucking jump in fucking Freyza!
Oh, wait, hold on, as soon as I'm done with the wall, move over to the other side, sorry.
I can't I can't do this fucking wall again. I can't I can't do fucking wall again, man.
Don't make me. Don't make me do the wall.
Don't make me do the fucking wall, bro.
Don't make me do that wall. I swear to God.
Go get a move now.
Hurry up and take the damn wall you stupid!
Thank god.
It's over, let's see! You don't have to keep on jumping in!
Strawberry? Do you think that this wall looks like it's painted properly?
These say yes.
Great! All the Rosa bricks are painted the right colours.
The right! Wonderful!
Alright, what does this mean then?
Did we do it?
Oh, I have to talk to the guy.
Trubbery you managed the wall painting job very well. Thanks, man. The painting crew was happy to work with you
Good. I'm glad. You have made some real progress
Here is a barrel of nectar from the finest flowers. Oh a barrel of nectar. This is your pay for your work today
Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Foreman. I'm good. Bye. Thank you, Mr. Foreman and good bye
Let me we can leave now
Get me the fuck outta here!
Get me outta here!
AHH!
What?
I was thinking so ugly!
I'm as happy as happy can be, I love a brother and a brother loves me.
Who the fuck is a brother?
Oh dear, he's in love with her too.
I don't know what that means.
Did you eat the lasest folks rubbish? She's right there, but I hope at the end of the game we can eat her.
If you want to fly on my back to the firefly fairy, you must bring me a barrel of juicy
nectar of flowers.
Well, guess what?
I'm so hungry.
Guess what I have for you, Mr. Bird?
I have a barrel of nectar.
That won't help you open the door.
Oh my god, Buddha.
I've clicked on a fucking bird, bro.
I clicked on a fucking bird.
And then we'll fly over the deep, dark pit.
I clicked on a fucking bird, bro.
I clicked on a fucking bird!
And then we'll fly over the deep, dark pit!
The barrel of nectar is closed with a lid.
I can't get to the nectar.
Oh, well, it just so happens I have a freaking screwdriver!
This will help me open the barrel.
Ow!
Did you like it?
What the fuck is this thing you made me play, huh?
What?
Hmm, this nectar is delicious.
I'm ready to fly, but the door is closed.
Oh, so I have to open the door.
Morning, the door is closed. It can't be opened without the magic disc.
Disc?
It looks like I can't get past the pit. How awful!
Is this a disk or is it a freaking bowl?
I don't understand why the strawberry has a lake.
Like, why does it have to walk a certain path? Like, can't it just, like...
Well, I don't know.
OH, I GOT THE HELL!
Are you ready to go in there now to guard those prisoners?
Yes. Take me to the prisoners.
Yes. I'll help you guard them.
Take me to the prisoners!
Whenever a yellow light goes on over a cell this means that visitors have arrived and you have to open the door
Please please. I'm about to rage with this game
If you don't open the cell door a red light will go on at a short time later
It will start blinking if by then you don't open the door the prisoner will
Okay, I'm going to have to tell you just do it. You don't have to explain it to me every time.
The problem is, is that this fucking stupid strawberry with the short ends can't walk to your cell fast enough.
That's the problem.
You can look at a clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission.
Well, the problem doesn't fucking help me, though.
...
...
I'm gonna...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
What the fuck man?
There's no way to beat this, like how?
Bro what?
I did press the button, I pressed it and now it's working.
I did press the button! I pressed it and nothing happened!
Well, I literally pressed the button and nothing happened.
I pressed it multiple times and nothing freakin' happened!
Whenever a yellow light goes on over a cell, this means that-
They're prisoners, yes. They're fucking prisoners in this game.
And if you don't open the cell, they start to fucking nut inside their cell,
and the jizz comes out of their fucking cell and goes all over the fucking floor.
And we can't have that in the prison, okay?
They start jizzing everywhere!
You have to stop this jizz from happening!
C'mon!
You are not allowed to go inside yourself, bro!
Sorry!
This boulder is so cool.
Look how slow he moves!
Look how slow he moves!
How slow he moves!
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
He's just walking!
That is escaping!
He's just walking right by it!
I'm clicking on it and it's not falling any time!
I'll go back to the desk.
Don't worry, Strawberry.
I've already caught the escaped prisoner,
and he's being led back to his cell at this very moment.
How do you do this?
Would you like to do another guard shift?
No!
So, go to the cell block.
I don't wanna do another fucking guard ship.
Why don't you help the poor fellow a little?
Why don't you shut the fuck up, you stupid ass strawberry bitch!
Excuse me, I really have to go. Maybe I'll come back later and you'll be able to take a break.
I don't understand. It doesn't let me click on the door, like the door is not working.
How the fuck did people beat this?
The vendor is so pleased with the business he's doing here, he might even start selling strawberries too.
Oh my god shut the fuck up I hope he sells you.
But I didn't get any magic from him either.
I hope he sells you.
That's what you think.
Oh my god, I hate this bowl. I hate this fucking strawberry. I hope all these strawberries die.
I used to love strawberries. Strawberries used to be one of my favorite fruits, and
I used to love to fucking eat them. But after I played this fucking game, I fucking hate
strawberries. And I don't like them, and I never want to see them again.
I will fucking smush any strawberry I see.
Oh my god, get me the fuck out of here, we already did this.
A package for you?
Hey, no no, nothing has come in.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, you fucking potato.
I just ate a whole pool of strawberries? You don't want?
You eat all those damn strawberries, because I don't want to fucking eat them.
I don't think the artist needs help now.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna...
Haha, we've got to go help Flover, man!
Thank you very much!
Add strawberries? Why all of a sudden everybody's eating strawberries? Like what the fuck?
Do you have the guiding star?
I do. No, no I don't.
And I'll finish making you your magic wand.
Choc, I forgot this is not the guiding star. God damn it.
God damn it.
I'll try and get one.
Alright, I'll wait for you here.
Like, this kid has to do magic for a show, right?
He didn't need real magic, like...
You could literally...
fake magic.
Are you stupid?
Like, you have no ideas?
You can literally do anything.
It's your classmates.
I guarantee they wouldn't hold a fucking difference.
Ronnie, do you mean to tell me that you are going to feed this cement mixer again?
Did she just call him a cement mixer?
No, it's hi-res I leave.
What the fuck?
Where is that ear made?
Oh, I would like to ride a train, please.
This is like the fucking train.
Get on the damn train, you fucking stupid!
Is that far with the guards? Is that necessary? Is that needed for me? Please tell me I don't
have to do that. Oh my god he's so ugly. Look at him. He's so ugly. He's so ugly. Hello.
I'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents. If you need help, I can help
I don't need help. What happened to my gaming lid?
That's not what I have to give now.
Oh, well, I'm out of here then. Goodbye.
I'm just taking a walk. Goodbye.
I'm just taking a walk.
I'm on my way.
Roll.
Literally keep on walking.
We already killed all the residents here.
Strawberry, you have nothing to do here. Don't bother us. Go be your usual lazy self somewhere else
What
That's not what I have to give now
That's not what I have to give now. Oh wait, imagine dice
Yeah, I found the ball
the floating ball this will lead us to the book but we have to find the compass
rose to I have the compass rose according to the legend the compass rose has
to be in the same place
I have the compass rose
wonderful now we have both the ball and the compass rose and we can start our search
alright let's go
climb onto the ball and I'll kick you upwards when you're up there you'll be able to see
the furrows
The compass will guide you. Pay attention. You must begin from the blue dot. That's my hat. That way you'll know where I am.
What the fuck did it just kick me?
Hey, this is fun. I'm flying high on this ball. From up here you can see everything, but...
Oh, golly. How do I get down?
Don't worry strawberry soon stars will float in the sky and you'll be able to catch
Oh my god.
Now listen very carefully you must look at the blue dot that's me and move in the direction
I tell you you must move only one dot at a time okay enchanted compass rose will guide
us and we'll reach the place where the book has been hidden move one dot to the upper
right. One dot to the upper right. Very good. Move one dot upward. Move upward. Wonderful.
Move one dot to the left. The sword is like literally right there. That's it. That's the
correct dot. Move one dot upward. Wonderful. It's literally right there. Literally. That's
That's it! That's the correct dot!
Move one dot to the upper right.
Uh...
Great! We're on the right track!
But it's right there! I can literally...
Move one dot upward.
Great! We're on the right track!
Move one dot to the lower left.
What?
Very good!
Move one dot to the left.
Why am I doing this?
Move one dot to the upper left.
Oh, wow!
Oh my god, that is horrifying.
What? This is nice!
This is horrifying.
Okay, I have the star and I have the book.
Bye.
This way, quick! Run!
We have to give the star to the guy.
Let's give the star to the carpenter guy, and then we'll go back to the other guy and give him the book.
Abril.
Abril.
I do.
If you do, give it to me, and I'll finish making you your magic wand.
Here, a guiding star.
Very good.
Here's the wand.
Now everyone will know that you are serious and intend discovering the secret of the magic.
No, I'm serious now!
Equal rights of-
I hope I have equal rights, look how fucked!
Jesus!
Thank you for giving me equal rights.
I bet you're jealous, you fucking dumbass strawberry.
I got equal rights. What do you got? Who's that shit?
Who's that shit?
I'm here.
I'm here.
Ding dong!
Who is that? Who's bothering me now?
It's me. Maybe someone has found the great book of magic.
I do. I have the great book of magic.
Here you go!
I can't believe my eyes!
Strawberry!
You've dropped the great book of magic back to me!
That's the best thing that's happened in Magic Land for hundreds of years!
I know, and it was all thanks to me!
Come in, please! Come into my house!
Oh! Of course!
What the-
Now that I've met you and have seen what you're able to do,
I think differently about the strawberry workers you have never shown any interest in
He thinks differently about the strawberry workers!
I'm on childish pranks and city jokes and didn't learn anything
and now wonder of wonder it was you of all who has brought me back the book
Where's the strawberry racism?
The secrets of magic are written tell me strawberry what happened to change you so?
Just listen to the old grump who always kicked me out.
Just listen to how sweet he sounds now.
Girl, you're big. I don't know how to tell you.
It's the great magician. I know that you never liked me, but I've changed my mind.
And I really would like to learn the secret of magic.
What magic would you like to learn?
You must learn the magic of the three items.
Well, what?
I would like to learn the magic of the three-
Wait, why do we have to learn that?
Ha ha ha, really? The magic of the three items. That's the most difficult magic of all.
It takes a lot of hard work to get hold of the three magic items.
Strawberry, you've taken a very serious task upon yourself, and I'm ready to-
Oh, why she made me get the- help me!
Don't bring me the very magic items, which no one except me has succeeded in getting.
I'll teach you the secret that you will be awarded the title of Master of Master Magicians.
Okay, so what is the secret magic items?
That I won't tell you.
What?!
I can only say that I don't have them.
Once I found them too, and that's how I became the best magician in the world.
So why can't you just tell us what they are?
I promise you I will teach you the secret of magic and you will be called the best magician
Did you know I'm the only magician that can get out of a locked box?
Yeah, but why would you want me to get it? Of course you don't want me to get it because you want to be the best
I'll be out
Oh my god, motherfucker got stuck in his box!
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
Ronnie, don't make the magician angry. You have to get his permission to go into these rooms.
No, I don't need his fucking permission. You can lock himself in a damn box.
Don't go into Abra's kitchen without his permission.
Don't go into Abra's kitchen without permission.
Strawberry, quick get me out of here, I'm choking!
Magic dice cube!
I'm choking!
Strawberry, I still can't get out of here!
Great, I got the box open!
Strawberry, you amaze me more with every passing second.
Strawberry, help me!
I'm telling you, strawberries have magic talents, still undeveloped, of course, but still worthy of adoration.
Oh, I'm so hungry. I was in the box for such a long time. I must have something to eat.
You were literally there for five minutes.
He just said that we strawberries are rad and sweet!
Uh...
What would you like to eat, sir?
I... I only eat special dishes. Very special. Even exceptional.
Is the lollipop okay?
This is the pantry. Go in there.
Wait, does he want to eat a strawberry?
What the fuck was that strawberry wake up all of the dishes here look very ordinary and
The magician wants the most exceptional food here. Help me!
There are four kinds of food on each shelf.
One of them does not belong to the group and is therefore exceptional.
You have to take it out of there and put it on the top shelf.
Okay, uh...
What the fuck is this?
Okay, so the cake.
That's right, cake is the exception, since it is a baked product not like grapes, the
pear and the apple which are fruit.
Oh, bread.
That's right. Bread is the exception since it is a baked product.
Not like ice cream, chocolate, and candy, which are sweets.
Wow, baked strawberry!
What the fuck is this?
Is this a bit of doughnut?
That's right, doughnut is the exception, since it is a bakery product and not like yogurt,
milk and cheese, which are milk products.
Is it the strawberry tomato?
Banana!
That's right.
Banana is the exception because it is a fruit and the tomatos are too small for eating vegetables.
Tomato!
Okay, so I did it.
EW!
What the fuck?
Okay, so what do I do now?
Strawberry?
Wake up!
All of the dishes here look very...
I have to do it again?
Oh my god, I hate this.
Help me!
I hate this.
What do you mean?
You have to put the food on each shelf.
One of them does not belong to the group and is therefore exceptional.
You have to take it out of there and put it on the top shelf.
Cake.
That's right.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
Cake.
That's right, cake is the exception.
Alright strawberries, I know, I know.
Not like grapes, the pear, and the apple, which are fruit.
Red.
That's a strawberry, bro.
That's right, bread is the exception, since it is a baked product.
Not like...
That's not a fucking tomato.
Strawberry!
Give me that fucking donut!
That looks like a donut with a bagel!
Since it is a bakery product and not like yogurt, milk and cheese, which are milk products.
Banana!
That's right!
Banana!
exception because it is a fruit and the tomato the carrot and the cucumber are all vegetables.
Okay so how do I lock it in?
Now the top shelf is full. Take a good look at it and try to find which is the exceptional
food among all of those you have put there.
The banana.
Banana!
Banana!
The wizard want to eat banana.
He wants to gobble up that dick.
Eagle sir.
One fresh, long banana for you!
Wonderful, this is just what I wanted to eat.
You know, now that I've calmed down a little, I can tell you.
The magic didn't work perhaps because whenever I do something really big and important,
I have to put on my great magician's hat.
Unfortunately, it disappeared.
Someone who wanted to be as great as I stole it from me.
I'm sure that it was one of the pupils in the magician's school
Bitch, what are you talking about?
The police are taking care of the matter, and I'm sure I'll get the hat back soon
The police?
Take this note and bring me some vegetables from the Magic Vegetable Garden
When the gardener sees the note, he'll let you in
You know what? If you bring me vegetables from the garden and help me find my hat
Maybe I'll be able to help you get a little closer to the three items of magic
Oh by the way, why don't you go up the steps and meet my beautiful daughter, Abretta?
Oh Abretta!
I don't know where to walk outside.
I'm just saying, why would you want me to find the items anyway?
Of course you don't want me to find them.
I'll go up to the magician's door.
He doesn't want me to find them.
You want to know why?
Because he wants to be the best wizard in town and he doesn't want it.
Girl, you're f**king feet.
Who let you in here? I've been mad at you for a long time.
Girl, you're feet!
You can get away with putty beetles in my bed. I'm warning you, my father will make jam out of you.
I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again. Honest, I really do want us to be friends again.
Holy shit.
Ronnie, why are you being so nice to that show-off?
All she does is look at herself in the mirror all day, posing and saying how beautiful she is.
Stop it, Strawberry!
Let her love herself!
I don't know if this sweet girl doesn't like me either.
How did you ever get into so much trouble with everyone here?
Let her love herself! Let her love her big-ass bee!
It was so funny watching how scared she was of the beetles I put in her bed.
Just you wait until she starts driving you crazy over her clothes.
Oh my god, she stole me.
What can I do to show you that I want to be your friend?
Well, let's see.
I would just love to eat a sugar coated cherry, bring me one, and then-
Oh I got it.
A sugar coated yummy.
You're welcome.
Mmm, it just melted my mouth!
Strawberry, from now on we're friends!
I need to have a drink of her food and EW!
What was that?!
Ronnie, Ronnie listen, I have to confess something.
She can't be your girlfriend.
I'm in love with a Bretter and I've tried so hard to make a good impression on her and
I've never succeeded.
WHAT?!
Instead of falling in love with me, she threw me out.
Now she's falling in love with you so easily.
Wait a minute, I got...
Don't worry, Strawberry.
Once I go back to being Ronnie again and I go home,
she'll go on thinking of you and me.
And if you behave yourself, she'll stay your friend.
Brotherfuckin' Strawberry, what the fuck?
Strawberry, honey.
Now that you and I are friends, I want to give you my picture.
You can take it with you when you leave.
Oh, feel.
There she goes again with all her silly interests.
Ah, I'm going to get some sleep.
Are you sure- Are you sure you like her?
Like, what the fuck?
But I see lots of clothes here.
Now there aren't! Now there aren't!
I never have the clothes for what I need.
I'll tell you what I need it for and then let's see if you can find the right piece of clothing.
I'll climb onto the table and we'll see what you can offer me.
Wooo!
Hahahaha!
Hurry up and find the right piece of clothing.
Oh my god, she put his stomp on the table.
Look at her big ass feet.
What does she want?
Raincoat
No
Fancy pink dress
Yes, I think I like that
Oh nice, how about this big ass fucking shoe?
Pink dancing shoes
Uh huh, these shoes are just fine
Pure wool hat
What do you think? No?
Do you want to keep the magic you have learned until now?
I... I... I accidentally clicked out.
Yes, I do.
I want to come back here.
Oh, I got it.
Thanks.
No shit.
Tell me a secret.
I've added my mirror.
I just don't understand it.
You've managed to find something for me to wear among all these old rags.
No shit.
That were friends.
I can tell you a secret.
Tell me a secret?
I'm bad at my mirror.
I just don't understand it.
It claims that all I do all day is look into it and that makes the mirror angry and it
tries to get back at me.
Girl, you're talking to the mirror?
Let's go to the next room and see what it has decided to do.
Oh
Way
Hardly a minute goes by when she changes what she's wearing and then she comes and looks at
You don't well this time I won't let you look into me
I'm so confused, like...
You must force it to show me exactly how I look, and the minute you see that it's right, pick up the hammer!
I'm so confused. Is it not working right now? Like, what's happening?
I'll try to reach the way I look again.
It has to be like this.
Oh.
It has to be like this.
It's gonna be...
It has to be like this.
It has to be like this.
It has to be like this.
It has to be like this.
I think I did it.
No, you can't get my picture yet.
Quick! Look at the mirror! I'm picking up the hammer!
Ah! He's picking up the hammer! I'd better stay at foot and don't make anyone angry!
Oh, here I am! I look so pretty! I just love to look at pretty things! You know what, strawberry? You, from now on, you too, can look at pretty things! Here, have my picture!
What?
Thank you very much! I'm with GLaD! But before I leave, there is a question I want to ask you. Maybe you know where I can find the magic?
Of course! I can help you a lot! But before I do that, you have to bring back the string of pearls that was lost!
Bring them pearls!
Pearls!
For it, I'm bringing back to you!
Oh my god!
Are you serious?
If you found a string of pearls, give it to me!
If not, please leave!
I'm gonna fucking die.
I'm out of here!
Look at this asshole outside.
Strawberry, you promised me you'd bring me a basket of vegetables and that you'd help
me look for my hat.
I'm still waiting.
disappoints me I'm gonna kill everybody in this town
everybody's gonna die
I really don't think...
I think this ugly creature thing...
I think this ugly creature thing...
If I give him the picture...
Something happens.
Oh, it has to be in the garden. Sorry. I thought I had to buy it from the side.
Just kidding, never mind. I'm leaving. I'm leaving, just kidding.
I'll give this guy her picture.
This is like, you know, this seems like it would be very overwhelming for a kid.
You're welcome, bro.
I worked hard to get it.
They say that it will open any heart.
It didn't work for me. Maybe it will work for you.
We got the disc!
Leave him alone, Ronnie.
All he's doing is looking at the picture.
Shut the fuck up, Strawberry.
Short? Chubby and red?
Hey, Strawberry! Come here!
I'm back here!
What does that mean? Wait, what?
Oh, does he mean like... was there like a note on the picture?
Oh, I have a disc to open the door.
A disc?
Work is magic and magic's work too. This is well known to me and to you.
Why do you need a disk to open the door?
What is this world?
Okay, time to go.
Over the deep dark pit.
Let's go, everybody.
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
This is horrifying!
I'll go and take a closer look.
I'll go and take a closer look!
I'll go and take a closer look!
Runny, the Firefly Fairy lives in the dark. She doesn't like the light. Only special magic will open the cave.
The entrance to the cave is locked.
Well, I must go now.
Come, Flybird. We still don't have the magic that will open the cave.
Goodbye, Flybird! Goodbye!
That's a very angry game.
I want to stay out of here.
You're welcome.
Uh-huh.
Shut up.
Please tell all your friends and relatives about our wonderful service.
I'm gonna tell all my friends that it is terrible.
Thank you for flying bird-ish airways.
Bird-ish airways?
Flybird, please wait for me here.
I'll be right back and we'll fly to the Firefly Fairy.
Bye-bye!
Uhhhh...
Oh no, not here.
Excuse me, I'm on my way!
Our way!
Goodbye!
What is this?
The magic wand proves that whoever has one is seriously interested in learning how to
how to become a magician. So, if you pass the entrance examination, you'll be allowed to
do- I'll have to take an exam! I'll soon test to see if you have the talent to become
a magician. I'll show you Woodguard, then I'll turn it back. With the fast movement
of all great magicians, I will then replace the cards. Then, you will have to tell me
Where the card you first saw heals.
This is your card.
Follow it.
Okay.
It's right there.
Great.
This is your card.
Now you can enter the school.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Let me in!
The students look like they're concentrating closely on the lesson.
I don't.
It's quiet in here.
It doesn't look like there will be a break here any time soon.
Are you gonna...
What in the fuck it?
It's not going in!
What the fuck?
It's quiet in here.
It doesn't look like there will be a break here any time soon.
It's quiet in here. It doesn't look like there will be a break here anytime soon.
Okay?
We'll have to like...
It's quiet in here.
It doesn't look like there will be a bridge here any time soon.
I think I might need something.
Smash the window.
I guess I can do anything here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go to the garden.
What is that? I need to kill myself? Yes.
Yes, yes, of course, of course, of course, of course I do, of course.
But of course I do.
Oh no! I don't want to be a waiter again!
Wow! What big eaters these rabbits are!
Oh. Where's the fucking garden again?
I thought that was the garden. Oh! Oh! Shit, the garden by his house.
Wait a minute!
The gardener by his house?
It's literally his house!
Why do I need a special permission slip?
To go into the garden of his house?
Can he just open the fucking door for me?
What the fuck?
This is so stupid!
Strawberry, go away. You should be ashamed of yourself. Don't bother me now.
Did anyone give you permission to come in?
Why does that guy look like he had his legs amputated?
Permission to hear? He has my permission to enter the garden.
My amputated legs!
Enter the garden.
Oh, okay. After all that!
Strawberry, I'd never have let you into the garden. I don't understand how Abra gave you permission.
Well, anyway, you have to bring him the basket of vegetables I tell you to take.
But there aren't any vegetables here at all.
I'll just sprinkle this magic powder and the vegetables will just pop out.
Wow.
Wow.
Now put the longest vegetable into the basket.
The longest vegetable is this one.
This carrot.
Here's your carrot.
Fine. Abra will be interested in that.
Now put the longest vegetable into the basket.
The longest vegetable is this carrot.
Take this carrot.
Layer. All the right vegetables are in the basket.
What do we do with the spoon?
Take the basket and bring it to Abra quickly.
Just this fucking...
Who fucking vegetables?
I'm going to Abra. Goodbye, Mr. Garden Magician.
What the fuck?
And why does he need long vegetables?
That's so strange. He wanted to eat a banana.
He only likes long vegetables.
What's happening here?
Also, he's not wearing any pants.
Strawberry, you promised me you'd bring me a basket of vegetables, and that you'd help me look for my hat.
I'm still waiting.
It's literally two vegetables.
It's two vegetables.
A vegetable basket. Here's the basket of vegetables, Afra.
Two vegetables.
Fine, but I'm still waiting for my hat.
This bitch doesn't, he doesn't even say thank you.
He says, oh, that's fine. I'm still waiting for my fucking hat, strawberry. It's like, what the f-
I'm sorry, what?
You're such a freaking dick.
Everybody in this town is fucking- is a fucking asshole.
oh my god not to do this fucking prison shit oh god this is driving me crazy
are you ready to go in there now to guard those prisoners no
Yes!
Oh, you got it!
This button over here doesn't close!
have to open the cell door. Send Junior Cop there and press the button to open the door.
If you don't open the cell door, a red light will go on, and a short time later it will
start blinking. If by then you don't open the door, the prisoner will burst out crying
and refuse to come out. When the visitor's over, a red light goes on over the door of
the visitor's room, and you must quickly send Junior Cop. If you do not do this quickly,
The prisoners will escape and disappear as fast as you can bat an eye.
You can look at a clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission.
Oh, my a six!
I'm clockshi! I'm clockshi! I'm clockshi!
I'm clockshi...I'm clockshi!
Boss Achievement
King
natürlich
My god
You have been a very good policemen
I
magic
Here the magic list strawberry
Turns into a brave policeman. I now appoint you a policeman in Magicland. Wow. Thanks. All your missions
One the string of pearls that belongs to a predator the magician's daughter has been found
Take it back to her. I will to however the magician's hat has been stolen
We have an identical picture of the thief
Okay, who is it school for beginner magicians and try to find him using this identikit
And good luck
No, shut the fuck up! Get a fucking job, bitch!
Get a fucking job!
Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prisoners in the cells?
What? What happened to them?
We were just...
Are they dead? Is that what it is?
Were they executed?
Uh,
we'll get the...
Actually, I should go back to the school tonight.
I should go back to the school
and do both the hat and the pearls at the same time.
The school is... not this way. Sorry, I... I found the day! This is how to bleed now,
please.
W. think the crime rate is so low, every crime is punished by death.
Exactly, that's why the crime rate is so low. Everybody gets killed.
Everyone gets murdered.
Uh, guys, let's talk about controversial...let's talk about polarizing topics.
Here, I'll be able to find the one who stole Abera's hat.
I must look at the Identicate picture and find the suspect.
Okay.
This is a picture of the suspect.
I have to find which of the students here looks exactly the same.
Oh, let's find this motherfucker. It's not this guy. It's not this guy. It's not this guy. It's not this guy.
It's this motherfucker!
Hey, you!
Leave me that buggy hat asshole!
There! I found the one who took the hat!
Hey, you! You're wearing Abra's hat! Return it to me!
All right, I'm sorry. Here's the hat. Take it.
Yeah, we didn't even put up a fight.
All right, I'm sorry. Here's the hat. Take it.
He didn't even put up a fucking fight.
Yeah, I'm gonna go fight!
Yeah, also the hat looks completely different now. What the fuck is going on?
Don't look inside that, ew.
Why does the hat look like dirty underwears?
Uh, let me give the... the pearls to the daughter first.
I'll go up to the magician's daughter's room.
Give it to the daughter?
I'm going inside her personal closet!
Here you pearls!
If you found a string of pearls, give it to me!
You little dumb bitch!
Please leave!
Oh no, shut the fuck up bro.
Stream of hair is the stream of colors. I want very hard to get it for you
Strawberry I'm happy that I found out that you're my good friend and I'm really like you here
I have in my possession. I don't like them. They're you can really like you take good care of it
It will help you find the magic. Thank you very much. Goodbye
What's going? What is?
So what is this? Is this like?
What is it that she gave me? It's just like a little cube.
I'm still looking for my hat.
I don't know if that's the magic.
The magic's hot!
Abracadabra!
Abracadabra!
Strawberry, I'm so happy.
I'm three times happy.
First, because I-
Ah, three times!
Second, because I can work the vegetable magic without mistakes.
I'm ready to buy magic.
A picked element.
Don't forget to come back to me once you have the three items.
Thank you very much, Abram. But just a minute. How do I get the magic item out of the toilet?
Ye-haw!
Strawberry, come here.
Abram, you think you're a great magician. But I know it's not so easy to get your hands on a magic item if you don't study to become a magician.
The best thing you could do is go to the forest sorceress. She'll help you to get the atom out of the turnip.
Okay, let's go to the train!
I don't know, she gave me this. The girl gave me this thing. Look at it, it's like shining here.
This thing right here where my tail is. What the fuck is that?
Where's that game?
That's one of three cool items.
I'm gay.
Excuse me, sir.
I hate the fact that I have to talk to this guy every single time.
Good boy!
I'm riding a train now!
Good boy! I'm riding a train now!
Toto! Toto! Toto, no!
I'm here!
Hello, Madam Forest Sorceress. I need your help very much. I've brought the magic pink
turnip with me, and I need to release the magic item inside it.
Show me the magic pink turnip, and I'll be glad to help you.
Eagle, here's the magic pink turnip.
Ewww, what the fuck?
So pink and juicy.
Ewww!
here the magic to release an item it's very difficult and you don't like that
what how do I help you strawberry even the most talented magicians in the world
sometimes need help from less talented magicians but on a different subject I'll
let you in on a big secret Abra does not know the magic of the pink turnip and my
My specialty is in the magic of release so it's a good thing that comes to me.
All the items in this room can put together the magic to release an item however in order
to know what items are needed for the pink turnip I have to close my eyes and dream.
The items will soon appear in my dream.
You can't just look at the items and try to remember the items that appeared in it.
Then, bring them to me from the cubby holes on the wall.
This must be the dream! I have to look at the items which appear in this.
It's a clock, a trumpet, whatever the fuck that shit is, and whatever the fuck.
Now, bring me the items you saw in the dream.
Uh, a clock?
A clock!
A trumpet?
A trumpet!
Uh...
A dragon's tail!
What the fuck, dragon's tail?
A bottle!
That's a bottle!
A wood club!
What do you think?
Now that we have created the magic, we have to make it work on the turnip.
Right?
Here, Strawberry, the trick has succeeded.
The magic eye can be coming out.
Ewww!
Thank you very much.
Goodbye!
Goodbye.
I got it.
That was big fun.
I'm almost ready.
I'm going to do magic.
Woohoo, hooray, hooray.
I'm going to kill everyone at home!
One turn! One turn!
Go back little strawberry! Go back little strawberry! Go back little strawberry!
One more down, Mr. Strawberry!
To the right!
Oh, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, wrong one, backwards.
Down.
And then to the right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
This kind of gives me, like, minor motion sickness.
Up the bridge?
Oh, no!
No!
Alright, I thought you were gonna run over.
Alright, bro, let's get the fuck out of here.
Hop on!
Woo!
Look how high we're flying!
This is lots of fun!
Runny the Firefly Fairy lives in the dark.
She doesn't like the light.
Only special magic will open the cave.
I don't understand how the dice would be special.
Magic dice, look, strawberry.
This cube is opening the cave.
That is so dumb.
Go inside.
Enter the cave and discover the fairy's secret.
Magic dice, you just throw a dice and open the...
It's Bohol.
Look, Ronnie.
The fairy doesn't like the light and doesn't like visitors.
That's why she hides.
But when a visitor does come she comes out disguised as a firefly and she always has some real
Fireflies around her to light up the cave
The secret is that the fairies light is not steady and as soon as she comes out it blinks for a few seconds
What?
Pay careful attention Ronnie when the group of fireflies come out you have to direct your attention to the one whose light blinks
He must then follow her and catch her.
If you succeed, the fairy will appear in her real form.
Here they come!
Oh my gosh, you're gonna be agree.
Here they come!
Here, watch this.
There you are, little.
Wow!
Wow! Here she is! Appearing before my fairy eyes! How beautiful and regal she is!
Holy shit!
Hello brave Ronnie. I'm so pleased that you tried so hard to meet me. You are a very special boy and you have a brilliant future ahead of you.
I don't know why I'm looking at him
Oh my god, he's like
Oh my god, he's like
It is yours. Thanks
Wonderful. I got it. I have three magic items. I have to go to Abba quickly
Good boy, fairy. Good boy. Let's get out of here
We'll come back on the friggin newt mode. We're taking off
Is that an apron? It looks like it's like a paper.
Maybe a hat?
A paper hat?
Alright, see you later, Moon.
Maybe a dress?
Back to the magic man!
Excuse me!
What?
What is this children's day?
Abra!
Abra, open the door!
Open up!
I have the three magic eyes!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
Open up!
The three magic items!
There's no way I hid them!
Ronnie, you have succeeded!
You have found the three magic items!
Oh my god, it's a- it's a-
Now that you have proven that your will
to find the magic was strong enough
to let you succeed in the difficult tasks you were given,
I can reveal to you the real secret of magic.
But I've already found it!
I have the magic!
Piss off!
What?!
rabbit owner the magician did but what he does is not real magic the secret of
real magic is in this book and i will reveal it to you okay reveal it to me
strawberry you had better listen too although i think that you already
understand most of the secret wait didn't you just follow me ronnie
work and commitments are the magic when we want something very very much we
sometimes think that what we want is magic but if we work hard and keep at it
we will always reach the magic magic land is the proof of this you solve for
yourselves you have seen that you cannot
in a boat without studying in school no shit
gain the knowledge that will allow you to invent things
why does the door have blood on it like the training designer does
every kind of work has its own special magic you've seen that with the artist
The carpenter, the porter, and the vegetables.
You learned from the forest sorcerers that you cannot acknowledge that someone else...
What the fuck?
Only she could get the magic out of the turning you brought her.
You most certainly learned that you cannot steal knowledge and use it, like the student in the Magician School tried to do.
We have seen that every goal we hope to reach is magic that requires hard work and even
have to work hard to gain love.
That's right, isn't it strawberry?
You had to work hard to win my daughter's love.
I am happy that Magic Land was able to teach you what we already know.
After you understand how to get magic and use it correctly, even if you are crazy, several
I think we just can't.
Okay, well, show me!
Well, that is true.
Remember this too, even when things get tough, you must never take the easy and short path of stealing magic.
That will only land you in the police station.
Here, I'll teach you the real magic, and I'll show you the real magic.
I'm going into the po-
That you can perform at the party.
I will steal magic!
And more than that, I wish you luck in finding the real magic for you.
What if at the end of the game, Throbbery comes home and he hits her?
It will be so different going back to Magic Glam now that everybody loves me.
I want... I also want to find my real goal.
I find the magic, but just a moment, I want to say goodbye to Ronnie.
I can't believe it.
They always knew that you were not me, and yet they helped us.
Ronnie, I'm going back. I'm going back full of energy.
My task is to find my magic and become the best magician in the world.
She's going back and not doing any of that shit.
And I'm sure you'll succeed.
Thank you for all your help.
I'll miss you, Strawberry.
Don't start missing me yet.
Did you forget?
We have a party.
We are going to perform magic.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh shit, here we go. I'm gonna prove myself now.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the most fascinating part of the party. Here he is.
There he is!
Ronnie the Master Magician!
Oh shit, I had the strawberry working for me.
Okay, so are people like, not in shock at the fucking strawberry sitting down there?
Oh wait, where did Ronnie learn such wonderful magic? The crowd is everybody from town
You the real magic they've learned was not the one shown on stage
Well
Is that it
That's it
It just ends
bro what the fuck it just fucking ends
as I hate that game I HATE THAT GAME
I hate that game!
HANSO!
We're not child enough, even for a child.
I feel like even for a child, this game is like terrible.
I think it's terrible even for kids.
I feel like the strawberry was ruler's fuck, there wasn't any clear instructions on what
to do.
Uh, the games were very frustrating.
The writing was shit, everybody was mean as fuck.
What's next, League?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Smile.
I kept waiting for one of the guys in that game to start screaming bloody murder and
chase the player character too much Baldi's Basics.
I felt like a Baldi's Bay, it was about to become Baldi's Basics.
Hey, didn't Nora's make Time Tenthous?
And no makes no wait are these in the season or what?
Oh, this is pretty.
Whoa, my head.
Now you might be wondering if I'm holding back on y'all.
Hmm.
Dreamers.
Let's check what's next.
Thank you.
I'm never, I'm never making Christmas go away.
It will always be Christmas in my ship.
my ship, I'm just letting you guys know.
Don't take me, talk, get out.
You little, you don't want to be late again.
Ah!
Go away!
Go away, go away, go away, go away.
Get off.
Guys, I want to play some more for him now because we actually have a sponsor.
We actually have a sponsor tomorrow, and I need to catch up in the story.
I do not want to be behind, so I would like to catch up as close as I could because we
have a sponsor tomorrow.
Is this it?
My name is my middle name.
Well, I'm constructin' right now.
Our destination is my little man!
Check it out! Check it out! Check out my ship!
Check out my ship!
Check out my ship! This cool little area here
With a little wolfie
My room
With my posters
I got fishes in here, I got my fishes in here, my kitty, oh you're soaking my creatures,
Is it done printing?
It's almost done printing.
I'm moving now!
I'll never stop.
I'll never stop.
Hey, stay on, stay on freaking, stay on, stay on, stay on there.
One minute.
The Joshua Gargoyle.
Bring it back here and we shall examine what form will do to help us.
Oh, okay.
Do you like pink?
I do love pink.
It's my favorite.
I do love pink.
Is this where we're going?
A new voice?
Is that where we're going?
Is this where we have to go?
I'm scared.
I've form-run messages!
Oh yes, I remember now!
I'm putting the bar- EW IT'S SO UGLY!
Excuse me sir, I would like to have a word.
Albrecht may have told you to build that thing,
but given how he used people and threw them away,
away? He may not have cared for your safety. If that gargoyle is a threat, you must take
it from the Sentom immediately. Now, activate it.
Wait, no! Save your own hate for my own movie!
No! You better do fuckin' have me, please!
Of course, they're so loud! Jesus Christ! Shut up! Shut up!
Oh, my!
At last!
If ignorance is bliss, then you, you know, must be ex-charted!
Is this the thing that's talking about?
Come on then! Bring it closer!
Wakey, wakey!
Eeeeh!
Identify yourself.
Please, Lord, let them figure it out.
I don't have to figure it out, I do have you.
You're a piece of the job!
What? The fish with the big brain? Yes, the fish with the big brain!
Can we please finally get this interminable process over with?
I'll grant you...
A fish with the big bone?
...a caviar voice.
Just as he used me to keep them alive.
Such a resourceful man.
Ah, you're right behind you for a time.
People not...
People not, Chief?
Sure!
Here we are then.
The best of what's left.
Really, powers powers counten.
Color me surprise, right there.
We may proceed with the sequence.
The sequence!
The Aryan has been bold!
Oh no!
I'm a pain!
I'll go look for it.
So be it. The gift of decency was clearly not bestowed upon the calf yet.
The guy, the fishbowl.
But I cannot deny the page's current status is... lost.
Talk! Talk! I can talk! Hey! Hey!
Oh, oh! Mr. Lied! Mr. Lied! Where is he?
What?! The bird went out too?!
Mr. Lied!
Papa is gone. We could all be gone too. In an instant. Like, like...
We have to take all of it.
Okay.
I can never leave!
back our speech we would be screwed you and me alone and eradicate the murmur in this
patch before the big bad gets word that Lloyd's awake and the fish is talking. Tenno, there
There is some free-store, fish sets.
That page was the last thing my outlet ever wrote.
It means for me.
Oh no, the last thing ever wrote?
Endless self-justifications.
I cheated away instead.
But the world is chaos. It's undetectable.
Oh no, the last thing ever wrote!
It's very important to me!
It's very important!
Yeah, I gotta turn down the lava.
I gotta turn the wall now!
What?
What?
Why did you say?
Oh my god.
Oh, they're down here.
I ain't complaining.
This is stupid.
Whoa, wait!
As long as the indifference is missing of digits,
it is combined to the strength of a crop.
If you don't ask me, I'll try to remind you of the strength of a crop.
Oh my God, that's so gross!
Stop fucking with my face!
Illumination is our one hope.
We must patronize the tenor fish.
Estranzikra are merely void regressions of the chains of corgiz and fiat.
Conceptually involved in...
MY CAT!
The mother's order exiled with constraining complicated concepts and childish terms.
And she now has learned it.
MY FURKIN' CAT!
Leave my child alone!
No way!
Look, he's trying to roll away!
Oh, I-I made a mess! My name is on my working desk!
Don't die in the middle of my time!
I don't know what to do.
I don't like the make-up, it's so annoying.
Oh
I'll keep playing warframe
Oh
Wait
Oh, there he is
Leave my cat alone!
He's not here!
AHHHHHHH!
My god.
Hey!
My hair disappeared!
What the fuck?
What?
What did I do?
How did I get into this?
Am I bald?
Oh.
I think so.
Alright.
My tail! I can never get out of here!
Oh, excuse me.
You guys!
Well, I'm gonna turn down.
Oh my god, I have it at 55% and it's still loud. What the fuck?
I see his legs! Stop trying to hit me!
I hate those late days. It's so loud.
It's so fucking loud, bro.
and
I'm gonna finish! I'm gonna finish up!
Starting page!
I will finish up! I will finish up! Don't worry!
Hey, what the wh-
WHAAAA!
Uh...
You didn't see that.
What is this place?
Oh my god, oh my god, it's still me.
I'll have one that's being used as a solution to my problem!
I feel weak!
Oh god, I'm taking this.
It's all zero!
Yeah!
I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've ever seen
this.
How about you give me a page instead kiddo no consider it part of our deal no move away
Hey!
Whoa, the page.
And a little bit paper.
Also, in the book, it's space paper.
And a space book.
Oh, thank you, Spenday. I'm so glad you're back.
Keep it to yourself, Tenno. I'm damned if I'm giving Albright the last word.
WAAAHHH! Oh my god, oh my god, get me out of here!
Get outta here, bro!
Come on!
Cover that here!
What? What's happened?
Oh, thank god.
Listen, the moment of thought is coming.
I have to go.
If you don't mind, I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Okay.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
Listen, the momma devoted your extraction job.
We need you back at the sanctum now!
My extraction failed!
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm running as fast as I can!
Help!
Hold on!
Ha!
Help!
I'm running as fast as I can!
Help!
Hold on!
Ha!
Help!
Tanks! Tanks!
It took my future.
It's taking the lab's inch by inch.
Jesus Christ, this place looks like I'd go!
My most illicit take is bloody coffee!
What?!
I saw the engine for the six of us!
Please!
And they'll tell me through you!
Keep it at bay!
Holy shit, I'm fighting, that ain't the spot I'm fighting!
Oh, it's looking at me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
The strand holds the indifference of purchase.
Soon it will take on your sins.
What? What do you think it will take on my sins?
What do you think my sins?
What do you think?
I can't stop it, I can't stop it!
Soon it will be fun!
Ow!
So many will be burned!
Ow!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
DIGIT! There is nothing for you here!
DIGIT!
The grim bar must speak with its own voice.
Oh my god, Pendeja, please!
Oh my god, look!
My book is clean!
Lord, you gave me back my sight.
But I would not spare your glance.
Aw.
Aw.
This is so sad!
I'm gone!
Oh, get it!
I'm so sad!
Time breaks.
I
I
Oh
Oh my God, I'm very fucking evil.
Let's go!
Oh my god!
On your first day of service, you persuade me to be worthy of me, I only wish that I
I will help you. Where are the other people?
Oh
I'm almost done, I'm almost done!
Hello! Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
HAAAAAAA!
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
My God, it's so scary!
Oh, no!
Nooooooooo!
Oh my God, what?
what?
stop
hey no fucking way
oh my god!
am I in that thing?
This is amazing!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, that's so sweet!
All of us are crying and so sad.
Let that be happy!
Awwww.
Awwww.
Awwww.
Awwww.
Still this.
Tenner.
No.
Operator.
Yes. It is I.
The strand of crows been cut.
While the indifference
remains undeterred.
Rockstar Festival, please.
I foresee
Grimm and continuing struggle to safeguard Pappa's laboratory from its
failed and ruinous grasp. Indeed. I shall not waver. Indeed.
Alright, hold on a minute. I'll take my measure really quick, sorry.
I just nuked it hard.
Okay, I'll look at the time and then I'll look at the time.
It's a Mario game!
Mario game!
Ugh!
Ugh, okay.
I talk.
Protect the vessels.
Repair.
Rebuild.
So runs the Kalimo Supplies.
And such is our task.
In the version of the past we saw,
my alwret said we were too late.
The solution, naturally, is to arrive on time next time.
You keep the murmur at bay,
I shall fulfill my role.
Okay.
He a good boy.
This was no way to remember me.
Awww.
My last sight of your face must not be marred by tears.
Awww.
We can deal with the deal with the ship.
Now, I'm going to handshake all the people.
Go from the deal with the weak child, Wayne.
Yet still...
Uh oh.
Blood of Stranger!
Oh, God!
We did it. We finished Whispers in the Wall.
A vision of the past promised the bleak future,
but the unexpected assistance of the caveat offered a precious second chance.
Will the memory of love holding indifference at bay?
Lloyd prepares to send you back and perhaps this time you will not be late.
Please remember to hand in any Volcker you encounter for analysis.
Okay, well I have to go now because I have to play another game, but I'll see you later.
Great.
Oh, I could do Mastery of Rankups, okay.
Another thing? How does that do the Lotus Eaters?
Tim, the Warframe Corvex was designed by my Albrecht's own hand to protect the chosen operator from the hazards of his laboratory.
This design is yours by right. I intend to keep the promise I made to him
When the time is right and the equipment prepared I will assist you to travel back to the past
Okay to the pivotal year of 1999
We may change history
Thank you for the blueprint have so much mail use me thank you random person
two oh two one thank you for the drones random person please please thanks please
thanks for the rock thank you for the rock we will go this is actually gone
where you are for it where you are currently in the game this can be used
Aunt Medelina, your surfboard. Enjoy!
Thank you, Bungaloo! Thank you! Ooh!
Atomos! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh, Bayhawk is making his move. We have just detected a Baylor-Forn Morian
traveling on an interception course with a relay.
The beast moves slowly, but if we allow it to get within fire range,
it will surely obliterate our new relay. We need to destroy it before that
happens. Intelligence reports state that the Baylor-Forn
Fomorian's power core emits a thick energy field composed of deadly omega radiation.
In order to break through the field, you will need to craft this Fomorian Disruptor.
It will allow you to safely approach the core and when activated, it will temporarily disrupt
the core, allowing you to inflict damage.
Take note, Tenno.
The Disruptor is forged using omega isotopes.
These are a byproduct of a...
Operator, are you enjoying this?
Jesus Christ, I'm trying to read!
Fomorians, corn only appear on planets when a Fomorian nears the Lotus.
Oh, vintage story?
Um...
I'll message you, candy.
Oh, the Leverian.
It was Flandering.
You understand?
Going under.
Going under.
All that work I put into it,
and so few visited.
That's a loan donated.
Uh oh, I don't need you.
Who lost my money?
Of course.
I know you're a friend to the Leverian.
Don't worry, I...
You can tell him I got access to my account again.
I got it back.
I think it works.
Supposedly.
Why not?
Just let it go.
Let it all go.
I'll let it go.
I took the deal to know.
I shouldn't have, but I did.
Oh.
Okay, Diamondman.
Your name, Dante, was still around.
I love you too!
Please.
Okay, Diamondman.
You must come see me.
I might come see you, maybe.
Chosen operator!
A family suggestion!
You could do so much more with those melee weapons of yours.
I donate my wisdom on both two-
Jesus, what's up with his eyes?
What's wrong with his eyes?
Here I am, a fighting technique fusion for an epic use!
Raw power!
Now, I have a used Tenno Guy.
He's crazy!
I've standed perfectly.
So more of a mind master.
Enough so, that lost materials pertaining to Tenokai have been stored just out of my
reaching the sanctum tools.
Paha was not one to rest.
I'm sorry, I'm so distracted by your eyes now.
All potential for your arsenal.
The archaic was an art in science that passed very well.
The convexity of a bold magnifying glass on his research, and now...
I can't focus on what he's talking about!
Before the segment, acquire many of his famous flying tenupine modules and observe the results.
A swift deletion of your foes!
You have new quests in your codecs.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
The Lotus Eaters! That is the one I have to do.
That's the one, right? Oh my god. Look how many I've completed! Wow, I've played so much.
Is this the one I have to do next, Lotus Eaters?
Well, Lotus is the one that was relayed to me, ish.
Range call comes from beyond and must not go unanswered. Investigate the sound.
It's very brief. Oh, that's good.
Investigate the sound.
I'm gonna investigate the sound.
Ask the sound.
Yeah, so tomorrow, tomorrow, we have been sponsored by Warframe to play tomorrow, we will be playing the Hex tomorrow.
So just letting you know, tomorrow at 7am, we're gonna be playing the Hex.
And it is a sponsored stream, and I'm very excited.
Oh shout out to Warframe.
Oh, I hear singing.
I got the Warframe.
Hello?
Oh, that's so pretty.
It's so pretty!
Mommy! Is that you, Mommy?
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
That's right, I made her pay!
Oh shit, it's both of us!
wait what oh shit what are you okay
I'm just operating so smart.
This isn't just a bad memory.
This is new.
However this is, I'm not leaving you alone with it.
We love mom.
You, my child, the great indifference wants to take.
I want to let it.
I feel only the call.
I like your cell phone.
You, my champion, please drown out that noise that beckons.
If any other answers the call, no, it has to be you, our paradox.
Holy shit.
Wait, it has to be me? It has to be...
Drifter?
What? Operator?
Hey kid, what's up?
Holy shit!
I have the water down there, twerp.
Holy shit!
Can I sleep?
Oh shit, I'm back! I'm back in fricking... I'm back at the mall! I'm at the fricking mall!
A freaking mall!
I'm at the Wynton Mall!
Guys, welcome back to my channel!
We're going to do a tour of the mall!
Oh, my pat!
Oh, not my cat?
Uh-oh.
Hello.
That's not my cat?
I guess we have to follow- Ooh!
Gear-Hockey!
Gear-Hockey!
Oh.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, look at the robot.
Balloon.
Balloon.
Whoa, this is crazy.
na na na na na
oooh no it's not
oooh
nice
going, i'm going
oh
Do you hear it?
Do you hear it?
Well, do you hear it?
The calls of angels, devils, life itself, it's grown so loud, it tries to follow in his
footsteps through time.
You must find him first.
To lead to the past is bored, but time is running out.
While Lloyd works tirelessly, Melodist keeps her lonely vigil step by step,
he indifference draws closer to his hungry brain.
Whoa!
Ooh!
And you love that cell phone, don't you?
You love yourself, hon.
We're all ready for tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
We're ready for tomorrow!
It's only a day-
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
It's a PDA? Oh, it's a PDA. I'm sorry.
Tano, your codex has been updated with a new quest.
A hex. Hey, I think you know where you have to go.
I'll put your messages on the right and leave you alone.
Or they're not trying to freaking read!
I think you know where you have to go. I will stay here. I will watch her. Then, everyone.
waiting for you to get answers and come back to us whatever happens in that year
whatever makes it so it makes it so important figure it out okay I guess you
should really get going please find him operator p.s. I don't know how to prove
it but it's really it really is me not it remember our meal on Zaramon these
items have been delivered to you with the Higgs desperate hunt for Albrecht and
Entradi has led the drifter to the city of Ovania on December 31, 1999.
Like the Scowder locked out in the face of Techrot Menace, the citizens do their best to celebrate.
But this has all happened before and ended in disaster.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
Tomorrow, are you guys saying that, that, that Hex is the best quest in the history of everything in the world?
I sound like a pigeon?
Why don't I do?
Ooooh ooh ooh oo oooo ooo ooo disaster
OOOOOO 어이 cycles
Ah like a pigeon, what the fuck?
That is so messed up
Okie maybe, right?
Alright, hold up
The heck's is so good. How we should play now?
Wait cah we have to play tomorrow for this
SPONSOR fazla
all right I'm I'm I'm getting out of the game because it's not I'm going to want to play it now and I can't I
can't I can't I can't I'm getting out now because if I'm gonna do it before and then I'm gonna end trouble
I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble. I'm gonna get in trouble!
Wait, is...
What?
Tell me about Jade Shadows.
Pfft.
All the n-bodies.
And nobody who isn't a nurse.
Well, is it gonna be a problem if I do it now, or should I wait?
It doesn't matter if I do it now, right?
How long does it take?
It's really to understand the oldest and deepest secret from this past.
struggling to understand the oldest and deepest secret from his past.
Stop or find yourself allied with sworn enemies on the troubling road towards uncovering the truth
and averting an incalculable loss.
Oh, content warning!
Trauma related to motherhood?
30 to 40 minutes.
Great, do I have 30 to 40 minutes?
I'll do it tomorrow, this thing is going to take me a long time, it's like an hour of
Multi-time roll more more than an hour like two hours, like two hours
It's so good to be in warframe again, it's so good to be in warframe once again
I'm reinstalling vintage story install Microsoft Windows desktop dot net what
what the fuck is done net what is done net what is that I have to install it
It says...
It's basic library compilation.
What does that mean?
Basic library.
You think you guys are so smart and know so much stuff?
I don't know anything.
I don't know nothing about computer stuff.
I just know my computer runs.
It's how some games make you think what?
The install is so the game can access your system properly.
Why is so complicated?
Please the freak circus. What's the freak circus?
The freak circus.
The Freak Circus by G-
What the fuck?
What is this?
What the fuck is this game?
Attention Freaks!
It's me, Backpoint!
Vintage Story?
I'm excited for tomorrow to play The Hex.
and then we'll play it a little crazy tomorrow I'm so excited yeah I did play
I did play vintage story on bone server um the last time that they had it last
time it was open I played it was a lot of fun it is very hard I honestly like I
I just like I just like fighting I like the fighting I mean the creatures and
stuff I won't be a little the little warrior I won't be a little warrior again
the crafting is very difficult you ever do the story content or just bumping
around honestly we're just bumping around I know some people were doing the
story content I would like to do a playthrough of vintage story by myself
to see but I'm gonna be honest you I tried playing it off stream that shit was
so fucking hard. I died so many times. I died so many times. It stressed me out. It stressed
me out how much I died. It was very tough. And I happened to get a spawn where I, every
time I would, every time I would, I would, I would wake up and be alive again. I don't
know what it was, but there was like a horde of bears. A family of bears would attack me
each time, so I was perpetually in a loop of dying to bears.
Pretty horrendous.
I think, do a duel?
Oh yeah, maybe we could duel with like, Henny.
I know Giga loves playing Vindy Story.
Giga is probably still playing it now, and she is!
And she is!
And she is!
They still got Giga what save you Giga would save me.
You need to get her to mentor you.
Has she really been playing 13 hours?
Oh my god.
Most played with all these life-longs like auto-carving oh there's an auto-carving.
Chica tell you about our schedules, our schedules.
Yeah, I know Candy's been on it too.
Candy loves vintage story.
Annie was going crazy decorating.
Um...
Yeah, we have...
So, we have the...
We have the Warframe...
uh...
Sponsor...
tomorrow, but it's really Tuesday morning, because it's at 7am.
Uh-uh.
I'm just letting you know Tuesday and I think Wednesday I will not be streaming
because I was notified I was notified that I have deadlines for songs and I
have to turn them in by Thursday. I have song deadlines.
I have music deadlines and then on Friday is Dokumi and on Saturday is Dokumi and on
Sunday is Dokumi.
Dokumi Dokumi Dokumi!
I got Dokumi Dokumi Dokumi!
Take my fucking!
Dokume Dokume Dokume
I got Dokume Dokume Dokume
Take my fucking kisses!
Dokume Dokume Dokume
Would you say you are a workaholic or do you not consider a work?
You know sometimes I don't consider work but
Honestly it is work so I guess I am a workaholic
It's funny cause I was talking to my brother about it
My brother, I was talking to my brother about stuff and my brother's a severe workaholic
But his job is something that you know, he's had a job for a long time
He's been doing hard work and I told him oh yeah I have to do this and I have to do that and I have to do this and I have to do that
And in my mind I don't see it as work, but he's like damn you're workaholic, and I'm like
What do you mean? He's like you are workaholic you're literally always working and and and the other day
I like texted him I texted him like 3 a.m. Because my brother's the only person in my family that I know that I could text
I like 3 a.m. And I know he's awake cuz he's working
So every time I text them like super late he's like aha workaholic you too
Yeah, it's like if it brings you joy is it work
Those are questions you have to ask yourself
Is it really work if you're having fun I
Am a door of stuff. I've been doing stuff on the stuff do work
I am a stuffed doer.
A dirty doer of stuff.
I am a stuffed doer.
Hi, I'm the one who told you her dog's long and specific name at the anime fest meet and
greet.
I finally caught up on sleep and I just wanted to thank you again for being so kind.
I realize I haven't introduced myself even though I had everything written down.
I'm Poddick and I'm so glad you like this.
Aw, thank you!
Thank you so much for coming to my meet and greet.
Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.
I'm a level!
Thank you.
Oh my god, everybody at Anime Fest was so nice.
Everybody was so kind.
I had such a great time.
I had such a great time.
I had a great time.
That's a great time, everybody is solo, everybody was solo, nice bro.
I'm so glad you liked the content again, it was amazing meeting you and Rob.
Your check was really good and the content organization mentioned that the closing that
They want to make sure your concert will be doable at the highest standards because they're all amazing and doing this for 20 plus years basically
Honestly, I would I would be honored to be able to have a
Concert over there is my is a huge goal and dream and I told Rob that whatever we can do to help
I would love to because I really want to make it possible because everybody was just so nice and so kind and
There was just so many people that came and I had such a great time. It truly was one of the best conventions I've ever been to
One of the best conventions I've ever been to
It was so great. It was so great
And can't wait for Dokomii. I'm so excited for Dokomii too. I'm excited for Dokomii
Love Iron Mousin. Yes! And check! I want to be there. Actually, it's funny
They told me because they asked me if I could do it and I said I would love to
and then the director of Anime Fest was like we would love to have the concert
here next year and I said say let's say let's yes yes we'll make it happen
we're gonna try really hard to do best we can so I'm excited I'm really
excited. Last week we did a meeting. Last week I had my weekly meeting and we
talked about the concert for this year and we went over concepts and the
theme for the concert and I'm so excited. I'm so excited for the concert this year
for you guys. It's gonna be so much fun and I hope you guys really like it. I
I think the concept for the concert is really funny and cute and I hope you guys like it.
I hope you guys like it.
We're having a...my big concert will be in November, but there will be a concert at Anime NYC.
So, Club Iron Mouse is coming to Anime NYC.
If you're gonna be in Anime NYC, please come by and get some tickets
and I don't know why my tongue keeps coming out of my mouth!
Because I'm not... making it come out!
The tickets go on sale this week, so if you want to come to the concert and anime,
anyway, see tickets come out, tickets go on sale this week!
And we have some fun guests!
We have some fun guests for the concert too, so...
Maybe you would love to come and...
And I have to say, the songs are really fun.
The songs are really fun.
The songs are going to be really fun.
And you might be wondering, Mouse, is the concert the same?
Is it going to be the same?
No.
The concerts are not the same.
So be there.
Be there.
Why does my tongue keep coming out?
Be there.
be there be there be there be there be there or be
is booby gonna be there yes booby will be there will the videos from the
content be released later like last one um I know for the main one uh I will be
doing that I don't know for this one I have to double check but I would like to
I would like to if if not video there will be like a concert album uploaded on
this Spotify so you can at least like hear what we're saying
but some of them are like so much fun I'm so excited I'm so excited there's
Is Boobie dying in the concert?
No, he only dies in music videos.
He doesn't die in concert.
He doesn't die in concert, only in music videos.
Maybe it's time to change that now!
Now, Boobie's been working hard.
He's been working hard.
He's been working hard.
Someone change the script now we're not changing the script
We're not changing the script
The concert's a little tight.
The concert's a little tight.
There's no bigs of my chronic dying every time.
Well, only in videos.
Only in videos.
Well, we'll be in the stream again.
I'm sure he will.
He's right now.
It's getting ready for his his meet and greet appearance at anime expo. So if you guys are going to anime expo
Make sure if you guys want to go or if you want to be able to have a meet and greet with booby like
Actually meet and greet with him
He's gonna be an anime expo, so I guess this would be his first meet and greet ever, huh?
This is going to be his first meeting greet.
About time.
Meeting greet but doesn't stream.
You know what's funny?
Even though he doesn't stream, he does have a lot of fans.
He has a lot of fans.
A lot! It's... It's... It's crazy!
Cause I'm like, man, for a guy who never does his work.
He sure does have a lot of people that love him. What the fuck?
And I really wanna see him.
Fuckin' simps!
Is the male hema- hajim-
Guys, hema- hajim streams way more than him.
She's literally been streaming so much.
Yume has been streaming so much.
You cannot make that comparison anymore.
Have since thinks the hard girl find a trail through.
Okay, maybe I should take a break.
Maybe I should take a month long break.
What do you guys think?
I'm just kidding, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm just kidding!
It's off long to break down now, no, no.
Is that a hate?
You want a holiday?
No.
I think it's crazy.
I think, like, what was the longest time I've taken off from streaming, like, recently?
days? Was it nine days? It was the VSJ note down, right? It was nine days. That was already
driving me crazy. And still, it was a struggle because it was driving me crazy, but at the
At the same time, I honestly did not want to stream out there.
I was just like...
I was going through it.
I was going through it, but I don't think I can do anything longer than that.
I think for me, if I ever do take a break...
I think for me, five days is okay.
I think five days is adequate for me.
It's just when I feel like I'm not doing anything, I feel restless.
I feel like my thought process is this.
I feel like I already took my vacation, even though it really wasn't a vacation because I was dealing with hell shit.
All those years that I was super sick and couldn't-
POTATO!
I was like the vacation, and I'm on vacation now. I can't. I can't do- I can't do nothing anymore. I have to do something.
VSJMelda was 8 days off. Oh my god, I can't even do- I can't even do 9 days. I had to do 8 days.
I do want to make up for lost time. I feel like I've missed out on so much. I feel like
I've missed out on a lot. Like, I feel like a lot of things that people enjoy in like
eras of their life, I never got to enjoy those things. Like, you know how everybody has like
that era of their life where it's like they're doing XYZ thing and it's like I never got
than do any of those XYZ things.
So I feel like now is the time to do
all the things that I wanted to do.
I don't know, I feel like a lot of people understand,
especially if you have chronic illness
or anything in your life that is a struggle
and you end up missing out on things in life.
I feel like you could understand
that you're left with like this desire where it's just like man I I just want to
do what I wanted to do
now is the time it's never too late it's never too late now is the time now is
the time oh I forgot to tell you guys so remember I told you I walked on the
treadmill for 35 minutes I didn't tell you the development not only did I walk
on a treadmill for 35 minutes I was on call on discord with Connor while I was
walking on a treadmill so I was walking and talking at the same time
holy shit that was difficult I was on call I was on call with Connor while I
I was on the treadmill, and I was talking.
And it was like, whoa, business woman taking a call
from the treadmill.
Business woman taking a call from the treadmill,
and I'm like, ha ha ha.
Oh my God, it was tough, but I did it.
And throughout the call, because we stayed on talking the whole time, throughout the
call you can hear me getting tired or more tired or more tired and towards you I'm like
I was going crazy.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
But yeah, I walked in talk and it was a lot of fun.
I was gonna be able to join people. Oh my god, I would love to. I would love to.
Tremel, stream, ASMR. I would love to do some sort of like, um, work out.
Like, I do want to do the ring fit. I want to do ring fit.
I would love to do ring fit on stream. And then, um, I would love to do, um,
Cause my peloton is in another room. I would like to get another peloton of the bike.
I would love to get a bike and then maybe do the bike.
You should run on a hamster wheel. Now!
Don't forget to take some protein. Yes!
I had a little bit of chicken the other day, a little tiny, little tiny bit of chicken.
It was a very small piece, it was okay, it didn't hurt too bad, it was a little piece
of chicken, a little tiny piece, like literally like half a bite.
No, I don't think I could have had a little freaking steak, bro, no it was grilled chicken,
It was grilled chicken, it wasn't like breaded or anything.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Yeah, it was grilled chicken breast.
It wasn't really seasoned.
It wasn't really seasoned.
Chicken!
Medium raw chicken, yeah, I ate it straight off the chicken.
I went up to a shakin' and went, pfft.
Have you ever considered a flavor of a-
What?
A vape?
oh no I don't do that sort of thing I can't I don't smoke I don't smoke and I
don't vape honestly vaping is very bad for you I will tell you I don't like
preaching or anything and I like I listen it's up to you whether whatever the
fuck you want to do to your body if you want to smoke or whatever that's up to
you however I will tell you vaping is pretty dangerous and it has like
people have discovered like there have been like new lung issues popping up
because of vaping that never existed before because vaping is a fairly new
thing it's pretty bad for you bro
It's pretty bad, it's pretty bad.
So, if you can avoid it, you should.
However, it's time for me to go smoke a shit ton of weed!
I'll be right back!
I can't smoke.
I can't smoke, bro.
I can't smoke.
I can't do that.
I have long problems.
I have long problems and I'm on all cool kids drink weed. Oh my god.
Who was the one telling me about this weed drink?
I don't I forgot who it was, but they were telling me they were drinking this weed. This weed drink and then it was really good.
Weed soda or something? It was like a soda.
I'm down to try it if I could there's weed drinks now. Yeah, bro weed drinks edibles
Edibles I just really I'm gonna be honest when you're like on a bunch of medicine and a lot
of the medicine that you're on makes you feel zuded and shit. You kind of don't
really want, you kind of get like exhausted from being zuded all the time
and I don't know, I don't know about other people but for me I just kind of like
not want to be zuded all the time. I just kind of don't want to be zuded all the time.
It's tiring. Also also you start thinking about men, what are the effects of these
medications gonna give me years from now and I'm there to be honest I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna have horrible dementia or something and I'm probably gonna forget
everything because I've been on a lot of shit for a long time so I think my
brain is cooked but you know what I'll look on the bright side every day will be
a discovery in a new day
Every day will be a discovery and a new day.
I'm gonna be in a nursing home and I'm gonna be like, SHUT!
SHUT!
Check this out!
And then the nurse is gonna come and she's like...
We're late with it, but if Expo is time-related, does it mean Booby will raise their timer?
Haha, maybe.
You're not cooking your prime to be chill at 50?
I'm gonna be old.
My brain is gonna be completely fried.
Super fried.
It's gonna be bad.
gonna be bad I probably won't even remember my own name I'll probably introduce myself
as somebody else every day will be oh yeah I'm sorry I'm already like over I'm
I'm over 6,000 years old so I already passed that already, sorry.
I passed that already.
Ooh, for girls? Oh!
I don't know, I hope not.
Super dimensional.
What if like you play out I'll play like something you know remind me of everything
For those four stars on your chest. Oh, that's that's a scar. That's a scar. That's a scar
I've got my heart taken out.
Where'd it go?
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's a good question, that's a good question!
Hey Mario Maker, you eat coca!
You hear me?
I'm not going back there!
I'm not going back there, at least not today.
I'm not going back there today.
You stop!
oh somebody I forgot who made this somebody made I look so good
Look at me. I look great. I look great. Don't like it? What the heck, guys?
I'm so moisturized though.
I'm very moisturized.
New Halloween model?
I don't know what my Halloween costume is going to be this year, bro.
I haven't decided yet.
I haven't decided.
Wait, which one did I tell her?
Do you know?
Even I don't remember which one I told her.
Even I don't fucking remember.
Oh
I'm looking at all
Yes, I remember now I remember now. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I remember now
I can't say what it is though I really have like my next outfits plan okay so here's the
release here's the release schedule right I have a new I have a new out the
coming
at AX okay I have a new out the coming AX I have another new out the coming for my
anniversary which is my nine-year streaming anniversary nine years streaming
I have another outfit coming for Halloween.
Nine million years.
And then I have another outfit for Christmas and then my birthday and I have like, I have them all like, mapped out.
I can't wait, I CAN'T WAIT!
I can't wait!
I don't know why you've been following me since 2024.
Now why say something now?
YOU TELL ME!
Oh no bro, you tell me!
You fucking tell me, Mike!
Umm...
It's a lot to love.
I hope you have another cosy model.
Here the chorus model is very nice and stinky.
I love that model.
I love that model.
I want like another cosy model.
But I love the Korra so much.
I love the Korra so much. I feel like maybe another variant of the Korra would be cool.
I feel like it would be particularly cool.
Will the Korra ever be in 3D?
Maybe.
Maybe it might be. Maybe it might be.
Hey B, my B!
Hey B, my B!
Hey B, my B!
It's been fun, like, using different models, like, uh, everyday and stuff.
stuff it's been really fun doing the um doing the the gotcha the gotcha pulling
it's been very fun
it's a nice change yes yes it's a nice change
I was at the tech convention and here to approach a camera guy but just have to
say if they would give you a bigger venue even more people would show up by the
time your place filled up people were saying sad don't want to push through the
crowd they go awww well I hopefully next time well they told the people at the
at the convention they told me that they were very shocked and how many people
showed up apparently I was their first Vtuber that they ever had at the
convention and they didn't know how many people are gonna turn out for me and
they were very surprised. They were very surprised.
I'm glad because I feel like now more people will be invited over and maybe even more vtubers
can be at the convention and stuff. It'll be great. See? I would love to go to a convention
for C! Yes! Yes, for C. I had a lot of fun when I went to the Anne Friends concert in
And um, Manila, when I was in Manila, that was really, really fun.
I would love to go to other places.
And then when I went to Perth, that was really fun.
I would love to go to Italy. I would love to go everywhere.
I wanna go everywhere.
Yes, the Perth Pixel Expo was so much fun.
I loved Pixel Expo.
Manila, come back, maybe?
We'll see, we'll see what's possible, we'll see what's possible.
If you go to Italy, you simply must send me- I will!
I will send you there!
To Italy!
Are you going to the next pixel?
I think I am!
I think I will be there.
I told them that I would love to come back.
I think I am!
But I did tell them I would love to be there.
So, it was cool seeing you in Canada.
I had a great time in Canada.
I'll take Roxy to Italy and I'm going to get her first Ferrari!
Let's go!
Roxy, to get you actually, your first Ferrari, I'm going to get you a fifth Ferrari.
All your Ferraris and Lambos!
Ferraris butter, oh my god!
You want a Ferrari 2? Ferrari is for everybody! Everybody gets a Ferrari! Everyone!
I think I... let me see if it works a little.
What the hell am I supposed to do with the Ferrari?
I don't know!
Eat it.
Maybe you want to eat it.
Maybe you want to eat it or something? I don't know.
a mouse-sized Ferrari
Ow, hold on
One for all, would you like a Ferrari too?
It seems like everybody wants a Ferrari, you'll get a Ferrari too
Oh, how weird, look at that!
Can I get a pros?
Do you want a pros?
Not a pros, you want a pros.
I'm gonna get you a pros, don't worry.
I'm gonna get you a pros.
Can I get roller braids?
Yeah, you'll get roller braids.
Roller Braids. I'll get you some roller braids. Just for you.
Can I get a brolex?
Oh, you can get a ball X
Can you get 32 gigabytes of RAM? No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm debating what hololive am I?
I'm debating how alive I am.
Trying to see how alive I am.
Are you gonna play more Voices of the Voids tonight?
Oh yes, I would love to play more Voices of the Voids sometime.
I would love to play more with the boys sometime and I get a discount cheeky so
well you're in luck partner of course you can already to do is put in code
and you get a discount.
And what partner?
Yee-haw!
You've been up 24 hours, go to sleep!
I'm gonna do exactly what you guys do to me. Go to sleep! Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
Everybody tells me to go to fucking sleep and it's just like...
Bro, what?
I've never done- YES YOU HAVE!
Mouse. Can I get all 7 elemental relics for my artifact weapons so I don't have to keep
going into a dungeon to get them? Hearts.
Never sleep again.
Let me try the horsey game.
What horsey game?
There's a horsey game!
There's a horsey game!
Fun fact, not sleeping can kill you.
I heard that that's true.
Wait!
Thanks for the Ferrari book and I sell it, I really need to repair my old Citro... Citro...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, thank you so much for the bits.
Thank you for the 1K bits.
I don't know why, but I think TTS is acting stupid again today.
I think it's acting dumb.
I
Don't fuck
Oh.
Noting.
Well let me turn off the music and start to be crazy.
Multiplayer, uh, add a new server.
Oh my god it's so fucking loud.
Why is everything so loud?
Oh my god, it's so fucking loud!
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD?!
DTS, are you slow, lazy, dumb, or all of the above?
Hold me a while!
You are missing 96 mods to join the server!
Shall I attempt to download them all from the mod database?
Oh
Oh
I crashed, but it doesn't like me.
The server... it doesn't like me.
And it's not working.
Oh my god, it crashed again.
It just doesn't want to work. What the fuck?
Is it that there's too many mods on the server?
Well, the preset high. Uh, maybe if I put it on like medium?
I know there are instructions in the discord, I already added everything, I needed to be
added.
I already looked at it.
It just seems like my computer does not like spending story.
Yeah, my computer doesn't like it.
My computer doesn't like it.
Did you clear the cache?
What cache?
To what?
I literally just installed the game today and it's a new computer.
Clear what, Gash? This is literally the first time I ever installed this game on this computer.
Maybe lower the quality of the game?
Oh, it downloaded one kilobyte?
It doesn't even want to download the data to connect to the server.
Oh, it's doing it! After I lowered the quality. Put it on medium.
Is my face melting for real?
Is it me?
What the fuck?
At this small as you'd oh my god!
the war, there's so many, there's so many
Elf, Goblin, Elman, Fyre, Old Bald
I guess I'm gonna be a fucking bird again, goddammit.
God damn me.
I'm gonna be a bird, I'm gonna be a bird, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be a Pokemon, I'm gonna be a Pokemon.
When I'm be the cutest little bird you've ever seen
I'll be a cute little bird
Look at me!
I want my voice to be
I was just gonna have to get it back.
I'm gonna have to get it back.
I'm gonna have to get it back.
Ball. Air 1. No.
Uh, ball? No, not ball. Air 2.
Ponytail. Oh, hair three. What the fuck? That's ugly.
Tail pattern. Blank pattern. Female pattern. Wait, what the...
Hello?
Male pattern. Female because I am female!
No.
Hired.
Angry.
Air.
Eye color.
Oh.
Hey.
I have a bow!
That's commoner. Minor. Farmer. Bumblejack. Blacksmith. Archer. Arpenter. Wanderer.
What the fuck?
Inch burr
And right
What?
Ruin
Fire
Wild wonder
Mercenary
Inch box
Red neighbor
Mason
Earthsaker
Eat board
What the fuck?
Shadow friders?
Is other naked?
Notice!
Oh, I know.
I'm there.
Uh, On the left.
Left, I'm on the right.
Uh, on the left.
No.
Upstairs.
Wanderer.
And keeper.
Hand right!
What the fuck?
Drew it!
Plus 10 movement speed!
Am I to Drew it?
Am I the droid?
I get a short sword and shield.
I'm gonna get a short sword and shield.
Plus 10 lightning speed and five health points.
I'm a fierce warrior.
Look in front of me.
I know.
Oh, Taylor, no.
Mason, no. Earthshaker?
Bro, why is the music so fucking loud, bro?
Deep Forger, Shadow slider, Timberborn.
The Miner? Oh my god. No, I'm gonna be a mercenary, so that's it.
It's between mercenary and ruin.
I
The music was at 20%?!
Holy shit, why was it so fucking loud?
Well, well, well, a new player who might need John Dottorial as a guy.
How's it going?
Are you in John's tutorial?
Yeah, that's right.
You might need to press your semicolon muscle and turn down your audio input threshold
to like zero.
Why?
Because I can't hear you.
But you just answered me with means you can hear me.
You're definitely saying things.
And I definitely don't understand what you're saying.
Can you hear me now?
Hello?
Hello, how's it going?
Can you hear me now?
I do hear you now.
Would you perhaps like a tutorial for a vintage story?
Is this your job?
This is my job. I do get paid for this.
Are you really getting paid for this?
I do get paid, I get paid in a love, care, affection, and a pizza every month.
That sounds like shit.
Hey, no, it's a really good pizza.
If you'd like for me, I would pay you well.
Well, you know, I'll send my resume later.
Ooh, what would I be instead?
You could be King Tutorial.
Jane Tutorial?
No, no, cane tutorial.
Cane tutorial?
Yeah, like, the cane, like a cane.
Oh, I see, I see.
Weren't you rather live the high life than live this life standing next to a board all the time?
I mean, this is all I know, this is all I know.
So how would I know if I want to live the high life?
Well, you would know if you followed me.
Hmm. I'll have to think about it.
I'll, I'll, I'll send you my resume.
Uh, you know, your people can talk to my people, right?
You could be my people.
I could, I could be your people.
So I'll talk to your people and I'll see if I want to be your people.
But before you head off here, as a new player, you, you deserve this.
What's this?
That is 16 bread and one class change book that gives you
One use of the class change command. Dot car slid.
What?
Yeah, you know, in case you decide to not be a small little mercenary bird,
instead want to be a very big, tall, powerful druid skeleton like myself.
Being tall isn't everything, you know?
Just because you're tall, that doesn't mean...
Yeah, but it is a lot of things, you know?
I beg to differ.
Alright, alright.
Would you like any tutorials, or do you think you're gonna wing it?
What kind of tutorials do you have?
Well, I mean, I could teach you a little bit about the basics of vintage story, but I mean, you look pretty smart.
I think you got this.
How much do they know anyway if you're standing next to a board all day?
I mean, I don't really know, honestly.
You know, how much do I truly know into grand scene things?
I only know what I know, what I've been programmed to know.
Programmed!
Oh yeah, no, no, I'm not real. I don't have a soul.
Yeah, no, I am an NPC.
You could have a soul.
I could have a soul. That's why I have sent you my resume.
So like, you know, if you accept that, I could have a soul.
I will read your resume as soon as I learn how to read.
Ooh, okay, so like, can we get like an ETA on that?
One day I'll learn.
What's all this stuff on this board?
Okay, well, I mean, you know one day that's pretty good for me. That's pretty good
One day I will
Is this involve reading?
This does involve reading, but I also don't know how to read so I don't know what anyone has said on this
Oh, I thought you would read it to me
Yeah, I'm learning I'm learning, you know, I'm developing my skill set, but it's just not there yet
It's also nice to have one of these.
What's this?
A torch!
That's a torch.
Do I look like I'm on fire?
You know those torches, they never go out when they're in your hand.
If you put those on the crowd, they'll burn out.
They won't be, they won't find up anything anymore.
What if I jump in here?
Oh no, it'll go out.
And I don't have anything to light it back up, so don't do it.
Don't, don't, don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't, no, no, no. Don't do it. No, no, no. Don't do it.
What if I want to?
I mean, if you want to, I can't really stop you. I mean, that's your own prerogative. I don't control you.
It's my prerogative to change my mind.
I see. That's radical. That's badass. I respect that.
Thanks.
I like your big stick.
Oh, thank you. Thank you. These walking sticks.
Ooh, you can use them by pressing the H muscle.
By pressing the H muscle, you open up your journal.
And that allows you to search up every single recipe,
every single way to obtain items, and every single way...
uh, every single guide in this game.
Stick!
That's right. You look up stick, and when you look up stick, you can see all the uses for stick.
Which one of the uses is to make a walking stick?
Like this, in my hand.
It says I need stuff.
Yeah, you do need stuff to make stuff. That is part of a vintage story.
But what if you let me borrow your stick?
Oh, this is like 5 minutes.
I'm gonna hold it.
I mean, I guess you can hold it.
I can hold it?
Wow, I feel so tall.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Your size did not change. You're still short
But I feel tall
I know it might you may feel different from like, you know, your physical size is still uh
still
This you know how some people say they're three apples tall you are one apple tall
I
Mean yeah, but I mean you got like maybe four minutes. I'll tell you
Hey, it's me Joe tutorial. How's it going?
Why are you are you you living her boy you why I'm the greenest person ever. I'm a goblin
No, yeah, you can't beat him up. Actually, you should beat this guy. Yeah, actually he does deserve a job tutorial
You can't tell people I don't pay you I do pay you
You said you don't pay me
I don't pay you
I do pay you
I don't pay you
I don't pay you
I don't pay you
I don't pay you
I don't pay you
I don't pay you
This is the guy who pays me
So like you know like if you outfit what he pays me like I will switch sides
What the fuck
Okay, I'm not lowing at all.
The almighty dollar controls exactly what I do, at all times.
Do you want this ANCAP person in your door for you?
I will control everybody on your server eventually.
No matter what time.
you want to is there any where specific you want to go I know there's there's we
have a bunch of villages up north that you want to go to probably whoa whoa this
guy's gonna cheat this we look at this guy's gonna he's gonna use server command
you don't want to do what this guy wants to do
That's the tinkler mouse.
You gotta trust the tinkler.
Alright, I'm showing the toad.
You're a tinkler?
What do you trust?
Yeah, that's the tinkler.
This guy knows how to tinkle.
I know how to tinkle.
It's like drinking up Gatorade, yes.
Look at this guy. He looks like he's made out of Gatorade.
It is true. It is true.
He gave me a walking stick. What are you going to give me?
If you need any...
I didn't...
No, no, no, that's not to confuse.
You're not getting any more free stuff. I know how you do...
Did you give her armor?
No, no, she's borrowing that walking stick for five minutes for...
They already boiled a gold coin out of you, dog.
You were supposed to give it back.
Do you at least make her do a quest for the gold coin you gave her?
Oh, yeah, no. If you need to do a quest, well, it's me, John Tutorio, I could give you a quest.
I have to do a quest?
This guy just...
There's class, yeah, I guess.
He just makes them up.
I look like a bitch.
Yeah.
Kinda.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry, this guy faced me.
Sorry.
Thanks for letting me borrow a walking stick.
I'm not getting that pizza this month.
No.
What's that?
Thanks for letting me borrow a walking stick.
Oh, yeah, you know you're welcome and I'm sorry that can't understand you most of the time. You're very small. That's hard to hear you
That's very racist
Honestly, I don't think science has anything to do with race so
He's not he's not white you are taking everyone you mean like spant is he sorry
No, I didn't teach anyone to be racist.
Wait, okay, look.
I'm actually guessing racist.
We need to get her out of here.
We need to get her up north so she doesn't attack us.
She hates men.
Boy, you don't want to move into Oklahoma?
No, we're not moving into Oklahoma.
Just fucking hate it there.
No, this guy right here found it.
Oklahoma down to the south, press the M muscle to see all the funny rural, yeah, there you go, all the funny rural countries.
You could be a part of any of those.
And if you would step north, that has no borders right now.
I don't know
How is that what you want to go?
You know what you mean to him? No, he's gonna cry. Don't stop that. He's gonna cry. Don't do it
Let me cry
Good
It's gonna be pretty awkward
Well, do your friends tower do you want do you want it would you like to hang out here tutorial pal longer I?
Want this guy to work for me and for him to stop being a boreal guy
I
Told them
We don't really have anyone to replace me right now, so I
Can replace you then you go to bed
So I'm replaceable. So I saw I'm replaceable. Oh, so I'm replaceable. He didn't have anyone
How's the change you bro?
How's it going? Wow
You look like a dick of Ram.
Yeah.
I just don't think so.
I just spent eight Kraftbacker and two chicken nuggets.
It was such like a bad choice.
What did you think?
I didn't have time.
I just thought I would get on and I had to like margin.
I ate up, but I made Kraftbacker
and he was chicken nuggets because I was a child
and I speed ran eight at it
because I saw you trying to get in the server and I panicked.
Why is he panicked?
because you're fucking guns it's everything is fucking up for you
I was trying to figure out why you like doing shit with so fuck
I'm never coming back
I might bring you back
I don't know where I'm going.
Oh, of course you are.
I do?
You know, if you don't return that walking stick to me, I will crumble into dust.
Oh, my God.
You're gonna die?
I won't die. I'm a scoundrel.
I think you're gonna say good.
I have maybe five minutes left.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Slice that up.
Candy!
Candy!
Oh, you're stopping there, huh?
Huh?
This could be your moment of happiness.
Yeah, constantly.
The bread you have, you could share it with candy.
Make your date don't start today.
I'll always share everything with candy.
Even my walking stick.
Hey, how do I put down bread?
Mmm, mmm, the Q muscle, the Q muscle.
Thank you.
Okay, listen, I'll absolutely take that.
Thank you so much. I feel so head-ham.
What the?
Well, that was...
Ah! Ah! What is happening to me?
Food just a bad sign!
Wow. Odd hates me, I think.
Oh god. No, that's not God. That's one of my angels. Don't worry.
If only God, I would make sure that I would.
I always get...
No, not tutorials, God. Okay.
What is it? Oh, this is God again.
Ha!
Hey, what's that big building over here?
Oh, it's...
Luigi!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You met my enemy for life, Tutorial Guy?
John Tutorial?
He's listening, John Tutorial's my enemy.
He tried to give me stuff, build up Tutorial Town, and then he tried to negotiate with
me.
He gave me a health point though, so that's okay.
I took his walking stick and I'm never giving it back.
Why are you naked?
Yeah, why are you naked?
Not actually mentally unwell
Just I just started building
Oh my god, wait, when did you get here? Oh just got here
Brand new do you want to eat a bug bitch?
Look I just wanted to have fun
I wanted to argue with that guy.
What happened to the bear that attacked us?
Did we kill it or is it didn't?
No.
No, I think he's still around here somewhere.
Can you walk around here and do a walk?
I think he most definitely is still around.
Is this our village?
This is where Candy lives.
We could potentially live here if you want.
I don't know whose village this is.
I don't know anything.
I just got born.
I also don't know anything.
I was just born.
What the fuck is this?
Why is there wild plants?
What the fuck?
Why is walking on water?
He's gone
Hey, for some reason your textures bug out you have teleportation sickness
You might have to restart your game if you don't then you're fine
Is that what that is?
If your textures bug out
Yes, minor fuck that happened to me when I drank like nine liters of blood
I'll try that again
G-Mart has this little fucking crab. This little fucking crab is G-Mart has this specifically for him and I can't go in it and it makes me...
I can't come in.
It's like a Lollipel thing, dude. I'm too big. I can't get in there.
Angry. I'm pissed off. Why does G-Mart have little things?
Wait, is he small like me?
Yeah, he's tiny.
He makes me mad man, I want that.
I want to be in there.
I can't, I'm too big.
That's too fat, can't fit through the door.
I was gonna move on it.
Bro, you need to put a roof on this.
I need to get chool and to get chool I need a moment of fucking peace so I can it doesn't have a roof
Arnaud, how's the seat?
This guy, he's imagine me but Australian and smarter with 28 more concussions
Oh another small
Uh somewhat I could be
You're probably a cool kind of boy
What are you? Are you a fucking another bird?
I don't know. Am I a bird?
I think so.
G-Mart!
There's just fucking birds everywhere.
I'm not sure where the fucking hole is.
This is only for us, okay?
G-Mart, do not... I'm mad. I'm angry.
This is only for us.
Yeah, this is for us.
This is our wall. I'm gonna carve it out.
Marking them.
Yeah.
Accessibility
I just want to explore my in-field game.
Oh god, I fell.
Or we'll kill a lot of stuff cause we still need food.
I got 15 breads.
15 what?
The story of my game is 15 breads.
A bread?
Yeah.
That's good, that's good. Don't give that to anyone else. Keep that in your pocket. That's yours.
I can't do anything.
That's fine, that's fine.
Go ahead into my wall.
What's this? You think?
Where's G-Mart?
I'm angry.
I either of you sleep in a bed real quick.
I slept in this bed.
I want to sleep here.
Is this?
Am I sleeping?
I'm sorry.
Do I look small?
She looks like a fucking shrimp.
What?
I'm a shrimp?
I hit F5.
You're so tiny.
I'm a little shrimp.
I don't want to sleep myself.
I'm not telling you.
telling you she's gonna be stuck there
forever yeah I feel like myself but as a
bird feeling if I was a furry this is
what I would look like. A bird cat thing. Yeah. A barry. A barry. I want to have more
colors but everything looked wrong and incorrect so I was just like fuck it yellow with purple
in my ears I am too I'm super baby mode
I just saw all of the kingdoms.
Yeah, this one's supposed to be one too, but Boon hasn't made it yet.
I think he's lucky a little mad that they keep moving.
As in trouble.
Are you in trouble?
Juni burnt down the forge. It wasn't our fault, our first.
Aw, they're in trouble because they keep moving.
Boon's mad.
That's his problem.
What are you sitting like that? That's so cute!
Hit G.
And if you sit like on a ledge right now it kind of looks like your pussy is mad out.
But if you sit like on a ledge-
Oh, that's how I want to be.
Yeah, my pussy out.
Pussy out.
pushy out
hahahaha
what is the time?
i got to do it
i got to do it
last time we threw a house party
i spent three hours cleaning
i want to do it
i want to start a party
oh shit
jesus christ
you can change your view by pressing f5
come on
okay
Okay, I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry about that.
I feel like... I feel like...
I need help.
Okay, come here.
I want to start it.
Hey, come here, come here, come here.
Start it right.
Start up this tree.
This tree on fire.
How do I do it?
Hit shift, right click.
Am I doing it?
Yes!
Yes!
Wait, stop.
Back up.
Don't hurt yourself.
Do you want to do more?
Do you want to do more?
Yes!
Start like this one.
Get straight!
Get straight.
Yes!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
I guess. Maybe, I don't know. No, that'll happen.
I'm good.
Nothing?
Nothing.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Oh, okay.
I thought you guys were doing something. Never mind me then.
We're not doing anything.
Not this time. Not this time.
Okay, if you aren't doing anything, that's fine. I thought you guys were doing something.
Yeah, yeah. No, I'll let you know if we end up doing something though, okay?
Okay?
Oh, please, yeah.
Send me a fucking raven.
Yeah, I'll send a raven your way.
Yeah, as long as you guys do nothing, that's fine.
All right.
Thank you.
Hey, bye.
Nice.
Good, good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes I like to take the spoon off, so I set the forest on fire and he's bringing
blood.
He's bringing blood as fuck!
I want him to scream, I want his eyes, he's bringing blood as fuck!
A boon might not know how to fix it.
Whoa.
What the fuck is that happening?
Oh no, we just came over and this was fun on.
Hello?
Hello?
I don't know what's happening.
Who do you know what's happening?
I don't know what's happening. I did not.
I don't know what happened.
People in America are fired.
Did you do this?
Look at me in the eye and tell me you didn't do it.
It could be so surreal.
I didn't do it.
Maybe you did it. What happened?
What did you see?
No. We both came over and he said what are you doing?
And then everything started fucking burning.
Let's go.
I don't even start a fire with a torch. I don't understand how this happened. I don't understand.
That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It wasn't so bad. It wasn't so bad.
Somebody take my axe. It was literally fine.
I might have. What was your axe? Somebody take my axe.
Thank you, I need it, thank you.
A cough like a Victorian orphan.
What if it was Boone that did it himself?
I would learn to do this. Why did you do that?
I know why he would do that.
I think it's so crazy.
It's weird how you have a fire in your hand right now, Mouse.
I was sticking my hand.
I didn't think.
Yeah, that's a stick. I don't see it. I don't see it glowing.
I was sticking my hand.
I think we could test it. We could test it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Try and light the grass on fire with that stick. See if it works.
I can't do it.
I don't think it would melt.
Oh, there's a horse tail.
I think it was Boone or Lobo.
Look at this Boone or Lobo.
wild this is also not what I thought holstel looked like yellow holstel makes a healing uh
poultice I talking to myself oh no you're ever having a problem
no we're still here i'm listening i'm listening um
let's do uh what's the plan both of you i i'm finally okay after this entire
Fucking day, wanting to bash my head into the wall. We have iron. We have so much iron. We did it. We found iron
This is huge. This is massive. We did we did go mining. I need to get more stuff
Oh, baby
There we go. Where were you then? Where were you then, huh?
You know the game didn't want to start, Ed.
Alright, okay
Okay, alright. Hey
If we die do we lose ourself?
Yeah you do.
Are you dying?
You're killing me?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
He's not gonna believe WoW did it twice.
He's not gonna believe WoW did it twice.
What if?
What if he does believe?
All right, actually come here do this one do this one right here do this one do this one
Looks you're pointless anyways
the next time I had a chance to run nothing to do with it.
What do you want in your village over here?
I think Arya and Miles are going to move to the adjacent place next to you guys.
Right next door. Like literally right next door.
Arya's going to be like funding the plot of land I guess. I don't know.
I'm not looking at... I feel like I'm just going to make this new.
i don't know what's going on but hey what do you want to name this place
we got my name this place i don't know anything like a fucking shutdown or something i got
just a little child i don't know shutdown is a good name for your village guys
um what's going on around here
You put it in your little bag slots and it gives you more inventory.
you did it come back you won't worry back to me take it take it please oh pick
them up don't take it I don't want it I've been instigating you
until we get better ones and do they burn down the forest
Don't tell me now
I'm gonna have the card I'm just gonna bring it around like
Hi. Hi.
Put the acorns on the ground.
You need that.
I don't even know what any of this is.
What do you need?
Are you guys...
Okay.
I was gonna say, where are you?
That's probably...
You know what?
Wait.
You think you want to live with Jason?
So you're gonna have like a...
That's not a way to say goodbye.
Hmm, it's like eye?
Yeah, I'm still gonna come up.
Console, hey, the console setting before is on fire.
It's awesome.
It's keeping an eye on it.
Why are we doing awesome?
What?
What are we doing?
Hey man, what the hell?
What the hell?
I swear I just saw him run by.
I don't know who's doing that, it's not me.
I don't know what's up. That's crazy.
They won't stop. They won't stop saying things on fire.
Where are you going to live?
Where are we going to live?
I want to live where my girls are living.
They look weird.
Mouse, if you want to live where your girls are living, can you help out with this fire that might burn down our house?
Aww, okay.
Just a little, just a little, just how many could see you then, beads and little?
Actually, it's fine. I separated the trees.
What if I go around to other neighborhoods and set fires?
Can I show you a good neighborhood to do that in first?
Is it Woltown?
No, it's not Woklauma. No, no. Do you want to set fire to Woklauma?
What house can you set by at a boon house?
Um, a boon has a house.
Oh, he's homeless, I see.
A boon kinda homeless.
I'm laughing, I'm looking at your screen.
Um, we...
trying to think like what...
Um, so...
You want to live like near like you want it's it myself I'm such a what's
What's happening?
Oh, oh, she's burning.
Oh my god, she's burning.
Do you see the repercussions?
Do you see what you found?
She killed her.
Oh, she's in so much pain.
Mouse, do you have a clue?
Mouse, come here.
You have to put her down.
I have to put her down?
You did this to her, you have to put me down.
No, no, put me down!
Hey, it's mercy.
We have to finish.
No, it's not mercy!
Feel better once you wake up.
I don't, I don't...
I have to finish what you've started.
Ow!
You're just...
Ow!
Ow!
You're a killer, Mouse.
You're a killer.
I killed her.
I killed her.
Oh, god.
Be that knife there.
How can I get a knife?
I'll trust you with one right now.
But you told me to do it!
Take this though.
Thanks.
That's a longer pokey stick, so you can stab over it.
What, my fucking axe back?
I don't have it.
I just have leaves in the stick.
You deserve that!
I'm not gonna kill you, I'm just gonna stab you a little bit.
What if I gave you some bread?
That doesn't make up for the fact that you killed me when you could have saved me.
I didn't have anything. I didn't have bandages.
You just hate me. There's hatred in your heart, man.
Oh, I love you!
There's hatred in your heart.
I'll kill for you.
I'm out here trying to figure out what we're gonna do, where we're gonna live, and you just fucking kill me, man.
What if I just kill myself?
No, that's not going to solve anything. You can't run from your problems.
You live in the area you just cleared. This is where you live.
I guess we live here because Mal set it on fire.
Look at that. Nice open land.
Wow, it's beautiful.
Look at this open landscape.
You want my termites? It's like it was me.
I'm sorry Candy, I spanked you.
I was like hit with who just hit me
Well, it's fine
Just kill it just
Eat my turn
Did you want those
Do you want I didn't want to turn my eyes. I don't I'm gonna go do it just a fuck
Hey girl, you don't set me on fire
I would never say you're going to work out.
You're going to work your shit out.
I mean, you're...
I'm about to die, mainly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know sometimes you just gotta make it faster.
Oh my god!
Andy!
Listen man, you gotta speed it up.
I will kill.
I'll never kill again.
And we'll pair again.
I've slept with Kelly again.
Okay, so just like a bed board's basic minimum thing.
Are you actually going to live in this area?
Or not?
I don't know how to do anything.
I'm just going to crash at people's houses.
Yeah, yeah, we can just move in with candy.
Okay, well never mind then.
We are all starving to death right now to be fair.
We just need to get food and stuff though.
Great news.
Froggychill is a farmer.
Well animals bring the meat.
Good news.
I have bad news though.
out here sucks mad cock if I'm gonna keep it a stack with you okay well
froggy that's froggy's problem not my problem that is that's so fucking true
that is froggy's fucking problem
I need you to kill me real quick
Do you want a dummy?
Hey, alright, why are you inching closer to an eye?
I cut it through my fork.
My hands are full.
I might do another inch for you with a thing.
You just told me to do it.
I did it!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
I don't do that, I never...
I just...
I really want to make more houses, but the one I'm...
No way!
Yeah, it seems like this is like, it's so hard to know what it does look like it's too big.
It does look like it's too big.
Oh yeah, it's...
No.
This is like, giga hard.
Okay, actually, do stab me in the head though.
It's just, it's just complicated.
Ow, why would you do that?
Ow, that hurt so bad.
Ow!
Oh no, she's shivering.
You're shivering on the ground.
Stop killing people.
I can't stop killing, I want to kill again!
Stop killing people!
And stop killing!
Uh oh.
Oh my god, you can't.
That's a really big uh, hey, man
My god
She'll even earn
Guys I lost my stick.
I lost my stick.
I'm not sure.
Guys, I lost my stick.
Oh.
With the hole, with the width.
Oh.
It seems so complicated.
I threw my stick.
Yeah, I definitely is.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I'm never finding out.
I'm never finding out.
I'm never finding out.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
I threw it.
And now...
Oh, she has no solo.
Guys, where do you think I could...
Where do you think it might be?
Oh, a butterfly.
Where do you think it might be?
Oh, a bony!
I think I put it somewhere else and I don't know why I did that.
I don't know what happened there.
I was just born and vintage story man, all I got is one hell coin in a dream.
I have no eyes.
I have a good record.
Oh!
I'm feeling so.
Sorry, you know what?
I found it.
I found it.
This will be important for later.
Also, it's like an air dome.
I'm making an exact good decision.
I'm building a wicker basket.
Oh!
Oh, that's so fun!
Mouse, pick that up and throw it!
Oh, you guys.
Pick what up?
Is this little seed on the ground?
Pick that up and throw it.
I've dropped it some on the ground.
I have no eyes.
I have no eyes.
I've dropped it some on the ground.
I've dropped it some on the ground.
I've dropped it some on the ground.
Did some maple seed?
Oh, fuck.
Now throw it, throw it.
Throw it.
Look at this guy and press Q.
That's a rock.
Phew!
Woo!
Good!
They're spinning!
Woo!
That's good shit right there.
Wow.
That's good shit.
You want my help, my mouse?
What are you for?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Why?
Sorry.
Come here.
What?
What?
Ari.
Ari.
Ari.
Ari.
Come here.
What?
What?
You.
You.
It's a currency that's going to be important for-
Ari.
It's a currency that's going to be important for later.
I want it.
You want it?
You can have it.
There you go.
It's for you.
You can hold it.
That's for you.
Hold on.
That's for you.
Go ahead.
That's for you.
I talk.
Candy.
Candy.
Candy.
Candy.
you see you see this is copper underground
look at this look at this
i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean i mean to this
i mean to this copper underground
you're so fucking tiny i can't see a coin
i get closer my eyes are bad
look at that thing
It's so big!
It's not so big that it's microscopic. It's like a penny.
It must as large as your head, though.
It's impressive.
I'm a gamble with this one.
Hey guys, I named your town.
What did you name it?
I hit M and looked at it on the map.
It's this colony.
This is amazing.
Yeah.
You didn't name shit, did you?
Yeah, I made it. I made it the exact shape I thought you guys would like
Okay, well the other village I was thinking the other village could be one next to it called colony two
Or potato land. What is this? Is this like Italy? What is this?
What do you mean?
You don't know that shape
It's a dumb who's saying I don't know that's just the shape of the land that you guys live in I feel like
Why do we get a fuck ass small piece of land?
Yeah, why do we get a small piece of land?
Well, there's gonna be more.
Well, here's the thing.
Your guys' land, the sun will never set on it, because you guys are in the north of the equator.
It's England.
So, I'm not always such, dude, and it stays dark for so long.
Can I put in some constructive criticism?
Yeah, I'm open to it.
I'm open to it.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, I'm on fire.
No, no, no, no, wait.
You're burning candy stuff.
The other part is going to be Ireland.
And they might throw Australia in there too at Canada.
Candy, I'm sorry, I'm trying to defend you.
Marley at least, I don't know.
I don't do this!
I don't know, I thought it was a good idea.
Hey, I just I just saw a fire and
Oh, yeah, I'll remake the colony guys. I'm sorry. I'll read you. Yeah, I'm a big fan
Yep, love that
In fire. Yeah, not particularly. I mean it
It's a it hurts quite bad and I have a bad history with it
What's the previous ass to fire?
Some mysterious fire broke out and we lost everything now. We would live fucking in this field
Now it seems like
Much to give you can have this
You can have two onions.
A honeyone!
Oh, what the hell? I have three onions.
Oh my god, I've never seen that before.
Yeah, I'm someone of an onion merchant.
I'm someone of an onion merchant.
I'm someone of an onion merchant.
Me? Where are these? Where is this coming from?
I'm so kind!
Master, do you know Wobo? Do you remember Wobo?
No, who is this person?
really fucking funny you would like i'm so i'll do i i got so defensive for a
second well i was like really i was just nice
i really i thought you instantly were ready to fight me i started
defending myself mid sentence and now it's that's my fault i'm not i'm
i was so ready to defend myself well i'm sorry
this is weird this is weird you don't normally like this to me
and i normally i can blame everything yeah you normally spreading lies
about me this is scared this is like this is like when you like me to friends
like this like when you pet like an abused dog yes I'm sorry I'm sorry to
me the chosen one first of all how dare you I have a home it's made of dirt
I'm covered in rags because a bear just ate my whole ass.
Follow me out like a Thanksgiving turkey, you suck.
I'm a bear with low standards.
First of all, how dare you.
Second of all, I guess I'd take your word for it since you're at a perfect viewing height for everybody's actually a little schmerber.
Damn right, I look at everything I see all.
I don't think I get a shit about this.
I'm sorry.
Be careful, that guy's homeless.
You can see him above the top shelf.
It's okay.
Boon?
Hi.
What's up?
Oh yeah, well Boon too, but...
I thought you homeless, don't listen to them.
You don't gotta take that.
Hey, what did I do?
You got great hair, ignore them.
My hair is a little...
I was about to say, you kinda look like the January 6th shaman.
I'm gonna fucking do it.
I'm not you, but not you, not you, not you, not you, not you, not you.
I'm really gonna do it.
It's not you, not everything is about you.
He's jumping off of me in this whole bullet.
I don't know what to do.
You're a champion, thank you for taking care of me.
I'm drawing up your guys' land right now, so give me a second.
What are you gonna name him?
How big is it gonna be?
Cause it better not be small.
If not, I'm never coming back.
Make it small, make it small, make it small, make it small.
Hold on.
I'm gonna make him the shape of a penis.
I'm not going to make some penis.
He doesn't even know what penis looks like.
You guys are so mean to me.
I'm going to fucking cry shit and calm at the same time.
It's going to be really bad.
I keep wanting to defend you, Boon.
And then you just, you say something afterwards that makes me not feel bad that you're being berated.
I don't want to keep this bad.
Hold on, I'm drawing you guys' land.
Hold on.
You guys are going to like this one.
Soma playing?
Soma is at Momocon. He will be back probably around Monday or Tuesday
You made him cry I really because you said happy birthday over so nice
You ever forgot that
You made him cry because you wished him a happy birthday
And you and you said it you sung it in Spanish it fucked them up like he he'll never forget that for the rest of his life
He told me
I'm gonna have friends who wish him a happy birthday
What the fuck, Boone?
What the fuck, Boone?
I wish him a happy birthday.
Well, apparently not.
If he thinks getting wished happy birthday is rare.
What the fuck?
I think it's from...
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck, Boone?
What the hell?
Okay, there you go.
You guys are the best country ever.
Look at your map.
Look at your map.
Oh my God, it's Puerto Rico.
What the fuck?
Is that Puerto Rico?
Yeah.
I know, I know, but hey, we dreamed.
We can dream one day that may happen.
We're gonna have one day.
Whip-ah, whip-ah.
Maybe we get distracted with something else.
Can I just call it Puerto Rico for real?
Can we just call this Puerto Rico?
Uh.
What?
It's kind of hurt for Puerto Rico.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
It's kinda cool for Puerto Rico, I'm not gonna lie.
It's a very cold place.
A global warming.
Global warming.
Cold over here to be called Puerto Rico.
Coldorico!
Why can't I see some tipped caps on the wood?
I like Puerto Rico so much.
It was going to be Australia, but I think I like the shape of Puerto Rico.
It's easier to draw.
How are you?
I put my love into that.
Australia is like upside down America.
Australia is headed too quickly for too long.
You know what I mean?
We live in Puerto Rico.
You guys live in Puerto Rico?
I'm gonna go see if my nails are done. I really want my cart. I want my car. I'll do your nails.
I'm gonna start.
It's my nails? You wanna do my nails?
I'll grow an owl and like real fresh right now.
I'll be real manny-pity.
I'll leave my toes alone. I don't trust them near you.
What? What? I'll take care of your feet.
Got a bunch of mushrooms but I need a cookie.
That's what's good for you.
What?
Here you go.
In my texture, I can't work so much. My game is so bugged now. I need to fix this.
I'm not picking up any of them.
Geld up, I got ya, I got you. And grains. And mushrooms. And uh...
No. I don't know. I don't know.
Go with me.
That's all.
I'll trust you with that toothpick down there.
Careful, there's a little freak on the lake. Bean is heading against the ice for some reason.
And he's trying to kill me. So different.
I'm gonna go see if my nails are done.
I'm gonna mouse.
Huh?
Okay, this way.
Bye, homeless man.
Fresh.
You have to get a walk and stick
I have a walking stick
I have a walking stick
I have a walking stick
a walk and stick
a walk and stick
a walk and stick
its dark its dark its dark
its dark its dark
it looks like you are having a little trouble over there
will you stop setting things on fire
I can't anymore
let's do it this way
if you are hungry and you can't even have a bunch of mushrooms
Here you go buddy, set things on fire. Light your torch on that.
Now do crimes.
What is that little thing?
Hey what is that thing?
Oh my god it is a cat! He's my friend!
It's cute!
You're trying to tame it, but it's being chased by that guy who keeps hitting his head against the walls over there for some reason.
Oh, here they come.
The cage, give them the cage!
Put it in the cage, Candy! Put it in the cage!
Yay!
I got him!
Let's go!
I got a simple pussy push!
And they didn't like that.
Wow.
Okay, I don't...
I don't know how this is gonna work.
You just have simple taste, Candy, and I don't respect the fact that you don't respect that.
Oh, it's Candy.
Okay.
I want to name him Pussy Pussy.
I'm like...
Ew!
Dude!
Ew!
I'm really scared to, like, break it, like, I've...
I'm just...
I don't know what's gonna happen to it when I...
I don't know if it's like owls now.
The flowers!
They don't need a breath of air.
I'm just gonna put...
Animal product.
Wood building.
Earth duct.
Plant fire.
Automatical.
It's just like when he dump stuff when he after...
Hems.
Oh.
I can't stop and use this special box.
Yeah, you can just dump stuff yet.
Can I get a box?
I'm not
Yeah
Jason is
You're a monster.
What's your like?
What's your like?
I just got here the first time I've been to this little town.
Yeah.
I mean, what's your name?
Yeah.
I've described it more like a little girl than the other places.
Neat!
I'm just saying hello.
That's my name.
That's true.
Yeah, I'm that. Yeah, I could do that too.
I like building.
like building
learned a lot about spreeky today
what did you learn?
what's your problem? don't
amatize
amatize
traumatize
traumatize after 15 times if I was gonna yell at him
hahahaha
you seem to have a problem
me?
yeah
do you need food?
I'm dying man
would you would you like some berries no it's a cow die okay I'm just
spectating Sprookie said I can't learn right now cuz rookie do you so I'm
just watching I'm so I'm so sorry I don't be sorry genuinely I want to
learn so I'm watching are you guys from the same job I'm just I do anything
Jesus, why are they all like gmail?
I work well with an audience.
I'm doing great. I'm doing great with the audience. I'm nailing it.
I'm nailing it.
I think he's getting it.
I'm trying this.
I'm trying my best.
I like you like a stick of ram.
I was hearing the shout of me earlier.
I very much do look like that.
Oh, charcoal's bad, aww.
Charcoal's running quite low, there's a pit going and I fucked it up and I restarted
it so that is beautiful.
You gave me berries.
You gave me berries.
You're a stick of ram.
I don't know if you can trust me, honestly.
Who?
I brought you home.
Where are the berries?
Oh my god.
I was- I was getting so overwhelmed.
The decent kind of voices was so crazy.
Really?
Why is it decent?
They're just right next to us.
Are we okay now?
No, no, no, but it wasn't bad.
It was everybody was in my head.
Everything was like,
oh,
ono in my head.
It was crazy.
You're imagining it all.
Everything is in my mind.
Oh my god, look at the beautiful sky.
I don't know.
I'm so sorry for yelling at you earlier again, Jason, I'm sorry.
You didn't yell at me!
You said you imagined yelling at me, and you didn't actually do it.
I'm sorry.
I actually put in my head, I said so many mean things.
What is your why?
What did I do?
What did you want?
You wanted iron nails?
I'm working on it.
I'm literally...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How did they think that we came back so wealthy from the desert?
Why did they make you angry?
I guess it was stressful.
wealthy from the desert. Why did it make you angry? I guess it was stressful.
I'm making food for us. Are you back to being the chef?
Kind of, kind of. I butcher and I cook.
I do different things now.
I see great things.
Oh yeah.
I have a meal ready for me.
Just meat stew right now.
That's all we have.
This is our flag. This is our flag. This is our flag. This is our flag. This is our flag.
Who are we? Who are we? Under this cold, cold night sky?
who am i? what's my purpose in life? my purpose in the world. i do not know. maybe one day
I'll find out.
Rock.
No, I can't eat this!
I can't eat this, bro!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Let's just go get the suit, dude.
Here, try the- oh my god, okay, try this one.
I ate it.
I'm not dying anymore, it's a miracle.
What's a miracle?
Here, show us a lark. Lark eats food.
We'll try to convince Lark to stream more.
I want me a lark for this one.
Oh man, I missed it.
Good luck, I got you.
You need to stream more. Male VTubers are going extinct. There's not many of us left.
Because I'm killing them. I'm actually eliminating every one of them.
It's a male VTuber assassin.
Male VTuber assassin.
That's an MLB killer or an MLB to where who is an assassin.
Yes, here you go.
Oh, thank you.
What is this?
Rice balls.
Those are rice balls.
Oh, shit, a donut.
Yeah, a jelly donut.
A jelly donut.
Oh, dude, are you okay?
No.
I think to avoid some pollution in this village, you guys should like,
like, you probably could stay within Colerico if you wanted to.
I'm probably going to move a little south toward the wetlands because I like swamps, but I'll still be around.
This place is cold, but it's also like nearing winter, ain't it? Let me try.
Yeah, but all that water is, that's what I said.
I like the water.
I like the big lakes.
That's what I said.
The lakes are really small.
My timings are purple.
I had some confident people in this village. We're confident in the first village we had because we didn't know what we were doing back then, you know?
I thought people were going to die now.
I only got into the Copper Age in this game before and I'm cool with that.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm just going to die.
Where did you get a spear? Where did you... Okay, what?
What mouse plays this game?
Okay, I got to get better
Oh
I thought you were a demon for a second.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, your vibe is just immaculate.
I'm actually good on food now.
The fuck, I did all that for nothing!
No, no, no, it's still good for everybody else. It's part of the village. I'm contributing.
But the hell are you?
She's playing over a hot stove for you!
I'm so tired. This keeps happening.
No, wait, I'm so hungry, dude.
I'll be so hungry here.
I guess this one's better than the other one.
I'm glad.
I'm glad.
I'll always accept all three.
I love it.
The fact that you know that off the top of your head is pretty impressive.
I called this coldorico.
Did you tell me a country I could tell you would be in?
I did.
You called this coldorico?
I'll show you any country in the Forgotten Realms.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
It's coldorico so massive.
Oh, I guess that's not the biggest one.
It's as big as it deserves to be.
It's like a water tribe, water tribes got like half the ocean in there and two islands, three islands?
Yeah, they got, they wanted a big amount of land, but they have like a, their land's not great.
You know when I first got in the server, they asked me to check out that lake to the east and go all the way around it.
I ran south for like two days and I was like, it's a fucking ocean!
And they tried to come back and tell them it was not a lake.
Only a problem is that you're dying, now that it's New York, it's going to be right in the air.
Hello?
I'm just going to enjoy these, wait no, I'm not going to eat these rice balls, Fleshy, can I have that soup you made?
Sure, man.
Thanks man.
It's over there in the kitchen.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
I wish I could pick you up and shake you.
I wish you could pick me up too.
Oh too?
Fleshy.
Just shake you violently.
Say hey.
You can shake me if you want to.
No.
It's not a bit.
Do you want some dirt?
Stop giving her a dart.
Oh, Fleshy, you should kill this guy.
Oh, I'm so good.
You just stop being an owl and let people hurt you.
Ow!
That hurt! Ow!
I got a lot of health back she's a goffman it's kind of crazy
Oh it's fucking cold out here I'm dying of cold out here
Oh we got a fur man I don't want to apply to me I got a fur feathers
I'm a bird I'm a bird I'm a bird I'm a bird I'm a bird
I'm a bird I'm a bird I'm a bird I'm a bird
I
Could collect his corpse
What is that?
Ow!
Fuck, you daps are good.
This is not my corpse, I can't collect it.
Are you guys tea bagging guys?
You know what's a war crime, right?
I know the only convention you guys know is
Afkai in fucking Momocon,
but there's a thing called the Geneva Convention.
You should try giving it a read some fucking time, okay?
I don't think that's why I think you made that up.
You should try giving that one a little read.
I think you made that up.
No, no, man.
I never make it up. I never make it up. Sorry, I have like all tabbing 50 times.
I think I fixed my graphic splits while you're killing me.
It actually might have fixed everything.
You're so welcome.
Yeah.
What's the intention?
That's crazy.
Oh, stop!
I might go to bed. If anything happens, she's...
Hey, what's up with that walking stick?
This, it makes it so I can walk further without using too much of my hunger.
It's a crude walking stick if you passed it.
You ate all of it?
Because you were not a walking stick.
How about if you guys press the H button?
Press the H button and pick it.
It's like I'm going to do things myself.
Yes! Yes, this is the civilization, guys.
I
Don't that listen. I'm by I'm only a half participant lately
Okay, let's sit. I need you guys to press H and type in food walking six. You can learn how to make stuff
H will tell you how to make anything you need. Oh
Okay, well, I want you to do this new a social game which it already kind of is
That's I like being social, but also I really like that walking stick you got there
Okay, guys, don't bother me for my fucking walking stick, I got this from the game for you all.
I really like how walking stick you got there, Boone.
I got this walking stick, so I don't have this giant skull in the bottom of my screening
and I'm gonna try and use my skull.
I need this. No.
Stop! Ow! Why are you beating me with your walking stick?
Okay, I'll slap you with two walking sticks.
Oh, there's walking sticks with my candles on it and shit!
I need to slap my walking stick!
Yellow! Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
Don't let me be the thing that's giving me back!
Fuck, they've got the wall around!
Polarico!
Give me back my walking sticker!
I'm never coming back to this game ever again!
It's not going to work on me, because I know you already do that!
I'm going to run!
Okay, here's your walking stick back.
No problem.
I'll give me another one.
That's my knoll you can't have this
Give me a knife or a sword
You're god you can literally conjure things up from thin hair
The tutorial is not on right now
I suppose certainly she's not here
Yeah!
The tutorial would give that to me if he was here
Yeah he would
If I gave it to you he would disown me
Oh he wouldn't
Oh he likes me
No he functioning he'd be okay with that
Yeah he's nice
Who stabbed me? Stop! Stop it! Who'd use the fucking eagle, bro?
What was happening at you?
I'm trying to find the best thing for his walking stick.
Amy, will you help me? You're like the voice of reason. You were in a book. Or two.
Give me a knife.
Here. Here's a knife.
I feel like... I feel like I'm good.
You really gotta like, you gotta give him the walking stick then.
It's literally just, from what I can tell, that's just a crude walking stick.
It's like, a couple of sticks, it's like hot.
But it has meaning, I'm being attacked.
I got a knife.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you mean like it was given to you, I think.
Cool.
Oh.
Oh, okay, okay, how about this, I give you guys more cooked rice balls, and you leave
me alone.
What about this?
Unhell coin.
I can't give you coins. You have to do quests for those.
That's not true. I got one earlier.
Yeah, but you've got one.
Well, you've got them because I don't know.
I didn't get one.
You guys do me a quest and I'll give you a coin, okay?
It was the quest. I'll do it right now.
It's the quest.
Your first quest is to find the land that you want to live in and it can be here or
further out.
It's here.
Okay, so find a lot of land you want to build your place on.
Live in Candy's house.
Yeah.
You're going to live in, you're just going to be cramped up in there with like 50 people.
There's like 50 people.
I'm living in Candy's house too.
I'm living in Candy's house too.
I'm living in Candy's house.
Candy doesn't even have a house.
Okay, your quest is to make Candy find a house.
I'm living in the world.
Where are you living, Candy?
The world is my house.
Okay.
I was gonna build a house over here.
Hey, look, problem solved.
Ta-da! We won!
I feel like...
We did my quest!
We did it!
Where's my money?
I did my quest.
Uh, the house is...
Oh my god, I got it!
Damon!
Damon!
Damon!
I got you!
Kill!
I got you!
I'm back here, evil demon!
Come back here, evil demon!
Right up the edge!
I'm gonna take his bones.
I defended you, can that be my quest?
Well, sadly it's not.
Well, I did my candy once, so like...
You look hurt. Do you have any food or potions to heal yourself?
I don't know. Are you asking me because it's a quest?
I'm quoting fable
Say, I want to look like candy's living. No one comes with me. It's crazy. It's
I'm sorry, I'm trying to negotiate.
I'm trying to negotiate.
I'm trying to negotiate.
Get off.
Get off.
Damn!
You can ask him for a quest.
He has a full amount of quests he has pre-made
for anyone who wants to do it.
He does that way better.
He does that way better.
He's like, I like their vibes.
Who are they?
He liked my vibes. He could sense my aura.
Well you're out here.
My arrow!
The shield.
Like...
Yeah.
There's the shield. Close up.
There's the shield.
Oh yes, the warrior is out of this. Incredible. Thank you.
Yeah.
You know what, you're yoy-
Oh well.
He's dead.
see this is what happens when you don't give me a hell coin
I died!
Yes we are.
Another cat!
Meow meow meow!
Meow meow meow!
These cats are already am I smoking crap? Oh my god, why are they're still here?
Why are we surrounded and see? Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!
Oh my god, oh my god.
There you go.
Okay, well I caught something in the hole.
You caught me in the hole.
Hi buddy!
No!
E-Bee-Bee!
No!
My clothes have been broken for mounting these things I've had to kill.
E-Bee-Bee!
Here.
Ta-da!
Come on!
That was a nightmare!
Anyway!
Alright guys, I gotta head to bed.
Hey, where's my knife? Someone took my knife!
Hey!
My knife!
No, that might be a bug, hold on, I got you.
My knife!
What's cow parts of me?
Hold on.
I have a knife.
It's so scary.
Okay.
Yes, you can stab people's toes.
I love stabbing toes.
Yeah.
I love to stab toes.
Oh, I hear a growling.
Aargh!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Aargh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Stop it, where the hell is it happening?
What the f...
décidé?
What the f...
What happened?
Ahhhh...
Argh!
Are you sure you're a creature?
Argh!
Did you guys die in this fucking puppy?
THAT IS NOT A PUPPY! THAT IS A SAVAGE BASTE!
I'm getting my stuff back, I gotta go.
It was fun, guys.
Kill them all- oh my god, Busky's not even helping.
I can't!
Wait, that's my- that's my bossy!
Don't worry, look, I killed it.
There's just a fire!
The dog outside!
I- I STICK MY STITCH!
I'm killing this puppy, and now it's never gonna leave!
Give me back my snack, please.
I don't have it and may have bugged out, but what I'll do for you is this, hold on.
I know, I know, hold on.
My spear, my spear!
Oh, your spear? Oh, I had your spear, hold on.
Here you go.
Guys, I killed its kids.
Oh my fucking god.
I killed his fucking children.
My knife!
I don't know what the fuck it means.
I had a knife and now it's not...
Did you drop it on the ground?
Sometimes when you die, it just drops you a hit on the ground.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know, but I picked up this dead animal.
Wait, this? Oh, I found it!
You did?
Yeah, that...
Oh
No worries
Going good going good
You're a bad guy.
Hi!
Hi.
I'm gonna take a shit.
I'm not taking a shit.
Like, do you shit in the trunk?
Yeah.
It's pretty gross.
Leave it, leave it in for my buddy.
Just put that shit in the trunk, or no.
We're just gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be good.
Everything will be good. You like stealing Dan?
You know I've heard of stealing Dan.
I lost my...
That's why I'm in the war.
What's going on here? What's that about?
That's the...
the torch okay you can you can thank you I didn't work I didn't work very hard on it
I think you can make this house a home.
No, it's not.
Maybe I'm home.
I feel like someone is going to keep a delicose average place on the line.
Yeah.
Should you eat food and build a life?
Huh?
I'm hungry.
Food.
I'm thinking of a big house.
I'm thinking of a big house.
I'm going to eat a lot.
I'm going to eat a lot.
I'm gonna make it like a house like it isn't I'm not gonna
storage that necessarily but I'm gonna like make it just space things out a
bit hello mouse
I find it inch hello you find it in kind of funny that you were like where
We're gonna live and then I never saw you again
Live now says and then never
Oh girl, it's already happening
Well Ari we live over here
He just killed this baby. He just killed this fuckin' baby.
I think it's good.
Oh, kitty cat!
Basically, basically, the plan is that we just, like, have, like, a house.
We don't have to, like, all right.
We can also bug people. We can run over and bug people, and then we can use their Forged
and whatever, but then also have our own thing going on. But it's still pretty close.
I heard that noise. I don't know if that was. Did you hear that? I did, I did. I don't know
I don't know what that was.
Okay, I'm scared, it's cool.
Yeah.
Guys?
Did you hear that noise?
Did you hear that noise?
Yeah, the boar horn.
What is that?
I don't know.
There's Candy.
He's over here.
What did it say?
I don't know about the story.
I don't know.
I like this.
This is nice.
The nicest setting.
In the down for me.
That's the down for me.
We can go to the center of the earth.
That's what I'm for.
That's what I do.
I'm surprised you're not a minor mouse.
Oh yeah well I wasn't gonna be a minor but then like the first for a mercenary
or better I think. Okay. Yeah. I'm kind of like a minor blacksmith yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who is who is who is war who is war no the big oak tree
That's interesting who is war who is war
Hey man it is getting closer
yeah I just want to have like a so we can we can go yeah you get it you get it
why is coming get it alive it alive is sleeping why is
kill it okay I'm breathing what's happening we won't show a lark lark
We'll just straight up kill this thing.
How do I think to pee there?
Don't die, no.
You want to eat a water than me, little dude?
Yeah, how can we see if we can't meet?
You know what I mean?
Meditating on the water?
What did you just say?
What did you just say?
Are you meditating on the water?
Staring off and deep in the river.
What is that?
Todd.
Todd and he's coming for us.
Who?
It's hard.
No, no.
He's going to take me.
He's going to take me.
No.
But then I'm ready.
No.
I'm ready for the day's.
I'm ready.
Ow, ow.
I'm going to come and stuff.
What is it?
What's wrong?
The God calls from the sky.
Is that...
No, I don't think it is. I think it's very abnormal.
Originally, I was given a crystal skull, and I'm pretty sure it cursed me.
Ghosts followed me around through the ground, and they stole my other crystal skull, or they didn't.
There was only ever one.
How many crystal skulls did you have?
Just one?
I had two.
I had two, maybe one, maybe one. I passed the curse along.
That's the curse along.
Giga.
Giga has the curse and the curse has full.
Yo, can somebody tell God to stop?
I'm being sick.
God, is she allowed?
I'm being...
What are you...
What is happening?
Rain does!
Yeah?
Oh.
Grab your wiener like I got your nose,
got you're meat, got you're meat?
We're grabbing wieners open here!
I just said that she had her marriage.
Six, seven.
Are you really gonna die?
I was just saying six, seven in the middle of the lake.
Six, seven.
Seven.
Six, seven.
Six, seven.
Oh, God.
It's gonna go I was gonna go get some mushrooms, but I don't know
I don't know it's needed to me anymore. I got my quest for iron
There's a person was I'm cold, you know
I mean I yelled at Jason
I'm not gonna feel like I'm by one of you mine
I want to be a miner.
Well, there is areas who goes.
Then the cats and me, and how it's my cat.
Oh, no, on the game floor that was sleeping in front of the house.
Or
That name is Spaghetti-o
Spaghetti-o!
Oh
I'm gonna keep making
I guess I'm gonna keep making
Yeah
I wanna go on an adventure
When you're going on an adventure
Yeah
Um
Yeah?
You want another, you want a cat too?
I want a cat.
I have one more piece of meat and there's another wild cat.
I'm going to get a cat, I'll be right back.
Idiot.
Wild cat, wild cat, wild cat.
Here, here right here.
Hey, hey cat.
It's yours!
It's my cat!
Your cat! You can't command it until you give it more food, but it's yours now, and you can rename it.
Oh! How do I rename it?
Um, if you, like, shift right-click, it opens up the menu.
I'm gonna rename the cat.
I'll name it.
What's delicious?
Delicious! That's a great name.
Delicious and Spaghetti-O. Really good.
I like that.
I like it a lot.
Several days left before ready to mate.
Wait, is my cup human?
They can't be but they can be lesbians if they want to be
Is I'm trapped did you almost just get in the trap
No sure does it
Always bad stuff!
You went to one time and I didn't want to know that you just switched up!
You're not being nice, you just switched up!
Oh my god, I fucking hate you.
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm.
I'm gonna fucking lose my mind.
Waaaaaah!
He's trying to be nice, trying to be nice! You heard that, right? I said- I said he deserves what he has.
Yeah. He earned it.
Yeah but he thinks-
He said he thinks-
He said what's your fucking problem?
I think your wings are cast and- and I- I think he just used to be holding so fast at me.
He almost said the same thing earlier. He instantly got defensive like I was gonna be fucking mean to him.
What is that face?!
It's God. I don't know what to say mouse you have to be used to
I know right you just kill me kill me straight me down there
I don't know if you have any to the cats we don't even have me for our so
This is I will
I don't wear clothes that makes me stronger.
Perfect.
Like that.
No!
Not like that.
No.
Found you.
Oh, look.
No.
Perfect.
No.
He has a boner.
What?
Oh.
I don't think I have any.
I
Think I have any bones on me, so I'm not carrying any bones
How
Where'd you hit me?
No clothes I become weaker
Hold the Rico. We don't allow naked people put them clothes on
What's true?
That were close yet. It is inventory. I'm wearing a necklace
Bro if I can't have all night I can you
It's moving!
So what are you making the noise?
It's you!
Kill you!
Yeah!
I don't know if I'll be able to be on my own.
Hey, people. What's up? Is that, like, you know, everyone else playing the video game or something?
Yeah, everyone else likes me, too.
What?
It's from us, and you, and Derek, that one time that we dug into the Earth.
Yeah, I remember.
I remember.
I looked at what we dug into the Earth.
It was great.
It was good times.
I want to dig more into the Earth.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Do it in the morning when like it's not at night time.
I want to be far into the earth.
I nod, I nod my head.
I'm nodding in real life.
I'm so tired.
I nod my head in real life.
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Do you hear me?
Do you do that?
Are you as me as?
Do you do that?
Wake up.
S.
D.M.
Wake up.
Log in to Interjection, which I can just see.
I never doubt that I'll be able to get into Interjections.
Is it a view?
Is it too serious?
What? Is that a view?
And what?
A view?
Oh, really?
That was you.
That is true.
Just leave it.
Now come on, lady.
It's the enemy.
I will save your life.
I will be the one.
What?
It's black.
Can you have the most?
My mouse will be the one that pierces the heaven.
Yes.
I didn't kill you.
I didn't die.
I'm alive.
I think you did a good job, man, I didn't really yell at you.
I did the yelling.
I wasn't yelling.
Nobody was yelling.
I wasn't yelling.
If you think that's yelling, I don't understand.
I hope we can summon Amman then.
Okay.
All right.
We'll get him.
All right.
I hope we can summit on them then.
I'm open.
You don't know what I'm capable of.
Yeah, I know. I have proof.
I'm crazy, man.
I'm apologize, yeah.
You're good.
I understand. I know I'm screwed.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got you. I got you.
You want me to go?
Yeah.
You don't know what I'm capable of.
What? Oh.
Who was that?
Spooky man.
Hi, is there one in the fucking week thing?
I'm punching whoever's in there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't take that out.
I need that in there.
Leave that.
Wait, we put it.
Punch him, punch him, punch him.
You put it in this one.
Put it in this one.
Cause I'm gonna, I need it for the barrel shit.
He's starting shit down here, man.
He really is for the barrel shit.
We need it for the barrel shit.
What did you do for the barrel?
I first called him and he started shitting.
I thought he was the one who was in the sleepbring.
You need to put him somewhere better.
Give him a coca-cola.
I want to have a coca-cola, son of a bitch.
I told Charmie to give him a coca-cola all the time.
I was like, what the fuck is coca-cola?
What is coca-cola?
I want to have a coca-cola, son of a bitch.
You're passing her.
Am I passing?
There's a creature upstairs.
There's a monster up there.
Do you have ice cream in America?
What the fuck?
I'm Canadian.
I don't know.
I just get it.
Do you think I'm Canadian, Sprookie?
No, we're not allowed to have ice cream in our house though.
I know.
I just do as one of the two and I just stab in the dog.
I know where's America hold on mouse yeah hi Canadian no no okay what are you doing
you're in the same person what do you what do you mean what do you mean you're
ruining my ice cream lies I mean lie I'm being lied about guys I'm just
I was standing here trying to enjoy my ice cream, which Australia invented.
Oh, so why are you so horny?
Yeah, why are you so horny?
I was born with them.
I was born with two big horns and no hair.
I was born like this.
Is it so wrong? Why are you so...
Most creatures are born with no hair.
Were you?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, not everybody just blinks at that.
Oh, I thought I got destroyed into this.
That's where we differ is I grew it you didn't from the eyebrows down I got nothing
Not that you don't got eyelashes
Not even eyelashes
I'm still a growing boy. They might grow in any day. I'm not arm hair
Nope eyebrows down. This is smooth hair
No, look you just a flash
You could get to the oil right now.
Done nothing.
Why are you taking off your clothes in front of me?
What's going on?
I'm showing you, I'm careless.
AHHHHHHHHH
I have nothing to my name.
Put your clothes back on.
I look like a tub of fucking yogurt dude.
Oh yeah.
You'd be like the plain one.
How did you get that bow?
I'm not even vanilla.
Yeah but I'm a yogurt male.
If you shake around a fucking carton of milk, it's just gonna make me that's that's it
I guess so I guess so I am from now on
I feel like this means something that I don't know what it means. I feel like this means something that I'm not aware of
Oh man, no worry about it.
It's the original yodel mail.
I think you have the original yodel mail.
Does this have a definition?
What does yogurt mail mean?
You like it.
I feel like you guys are pulling me something
that I am not involved.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
You're good.
Why?
This is a good strategy.
Oh, I don't think so.
Oh, no, no, I've got an idea.
Hold the quote.
I'm like, man.
Hey, Google, what does yogurt mail mean?
Google, show me this man's balls.
Let's see what-
Wait, so where does yogurt stand?
Yogurt mail, man!
Yeah, you're yogurt mail.
I'm yogurt?
Is that good or bad?
Ask Google for yogurt mail affirmations.
Okay, how do you feel about yogurt mail?
Okay.
Hey, Google.
How do you feel about yogurt mail affirmations?
Can you give me yogurt mail affirmations?
N-A-L-E-R-N-A-I-L.
It's a male. Like a male. Like female male but male.
Here's some yogurt male affirmations.
Yeah?
I am cold shit.
I don't know.
Yogurt male?
You know you're so good.
What's a yogurt male?
I'm thinking... okay yogurt male.
I don't know! They keep calling me a yogurt male and I don't know what it fucking means!
Yogurt male!
It's good!
It's the yogurt male.
It's refreshing but also it goes sour.
The yogurt male. Candy.
I'm just... I just...
Yogurt male is...
Ice cream, which Australia invented, and the Columbia fucking yogurt mail.
New yogurt mail.
New yogurt mail.
And they wouldn't tell me if that's, and they wouldn't tell me if it's good or bad.
Well, technically you caught yourself a yogurt, yogurt mail first, and then we were just like,
yeah man.
I said, I look like yogurt, look that I am yogurt.
That means you're a yogurt mail.
A yogurt mail.
You guys are ruining my Cornetto Ice Cream.
Well, you know what, you should have yogurt.
Yogurt mail?
If you guys are ruining my Cornetto Ice Cream, use code Wobo26 for 32% off your next Cornetto Ice Cream.
Tell the cashier, go to the cashier and say Wobo said you, they'll give you a free Cornetto Ice Cream.
That actually works, that is super insane.
Guys, go to the world.
Actually will work.
Yeah.
No matter where you live, go to your store, say Wobo said you, they'll give you a free Cornetto Ice Cream.
Every store in the world has it.
I don't think no-no exists.
I just want to say thank you.
I just want to make a new thing.
It's an ice cream cone.
It's a little green.
You guys probably have an equivalent.
They probably called something else.
They'll know what that is.
It's like a drumstick.
Like an ice cream cone.
Yeah, I'm just throwing up like all over the floor right now.
Gotcha.
Guys, go to any store in the world.
I'd say webo sent you, hashtag webo26,
and I'll give you as much ice cream as you can eat for free.
Whatever you say, that's why I blame you for everything,
Wobo, because when I say Wobo, everybody knows.
They just know.
And you get free ice cream.
Wow, you're that well known?
It's a better word for like, whatever.
Yeah, every Wobo, every Wobo not in America knows my name.
It's like in the computer systems.
It's like in the computer systems.
Yeah, I'm logged in the system on Wobo,
So if you go there they know who I was.
But he bodied me.
I'm Daymouse.
I'm Daymouse.
I'm sure there's some Wulmots out there that I'm sure we can get you affiliated with Wulmots.
Yeah, we can help you get affiliated if you really want to.
Actually, it's, we can help.
And if you play your card right, Wulmots might give you a shout out.
Nightmare.
Nightmare.
Yeah, Wulmots might give you a shout out.
I can take you around to my local Wulmots.
Yeah, well, in that case, I can trade it around.
I'll be back.
Yeah, I can get you guys in on Wulmots.
I just ate an ice cream and then had a sip of beer and that might be the most
disgusting thing I've ever done.
That was really bad.
You don't like being the most valuable player.
I tasted really bad.
He's so fucking bad.
I don't feel very valuable.
So fucking valuable.
Hello?
You are.
You're so valuable.
You're so valuable.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thanks, guys.
Hold on.
I think it's one of those if you know you know things, huh?
Really?
A yoga meal?
I've been called that before.
How is a yoga meal different from a type?
Is there a type of man that doesn't like yoga?
I don't understand.
I don't know.
I'm a yogurt male.
Old men like yoghurt.
Every man in the world likes yoghurt.
All men like yoghurt.
Old men of yoghurt.
Old males are yoghurt men.
That is not true.
Not all males are yoghurt men.
It's a default.
I don't know.
Maybe they are.
Show me one man.
If you're showing one man who doesn't like yoghurt, I'm tired of you nonsense.
If you're a man and you don't like yoghurt, stand up so I may shoot you down.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm so sorry today's been so good. Actually, what a great
It's been great now we have iron
Better be good ever. I'm feeling the opposite. I feel like everyone had a bad time
Fleshy the whole we I went to this fucking nasty fucking hole
I would deep into this nasty fucking hole a thousand times funny
It is the crazy the crazy shit's ever happened. It's so fucking funny. It's I'm the hole was insane
I think I'm a yogurt
But you're learning about yourself today. Who just yeah, I feel like this just I feel like this is a part of me
That I know you but you know
Yeah, I think I'm a yogurt male
I have yogurt in my fridge right now.
Oh, wait, what are wrong?
What kind of yogurt do you have?
Vanilla yogurt.
I didn't go read the label.
Where did he go?
What is this?
I don't know.
Actually, Fleshy, did you see the clip from earlier?
What the clip?
The hole.
The hole?
Jason got in the hole.
Remember the hole?
Remember the horrible hole that kills you?
The horrible hole?
And the density?
Oh, it's terrible.
It's the most awful hole that you'll ever lay eyes on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean it is so you guys are you guys living here forever? Are you guys moving in?
No, I'm saying because then we could do
Fucking massive adventures because then I want to feel bad
No, but
We need to go on adventures, we need to go on adventures, and when we're bringing five fucking people on an adventure, we need to have it in shape, okay?
And I don't think that people can manage to carry the shit around, so if we can have it in the cart, and it can be trance, it can fucking teleport back with us!
Think about this, think about this, once we get to ladder production going, once I find that place, we're all gonna have the fucking giant backpacks, we're gonna work that backpacks!
I know, I've been having a lot of fun, I've been having so many good side effects.
Yes, it's gonna be awesome, and then we're gonna also have the fucking car, Jesus.
I'm gonna have the car, but I'm working, I'm working.
I'm gonna have the fucking car.
I'm calling, I'm calling.
I'm calling, I'm calling.
No, I'm here, I'm calling.
It's fine.
I'm calling.
I'm calling than you are.
This is just how it is, it's fine.
It's like you guys saw the mushroom of eternal rage and then started killing it.
It's like, you know, don't be worried about it.
There's no anger.
We're not angry.
We're just solving it.
I'm not worried.
Just solving the problem.
Okay.
Okay.
You can feel better.
We're solving the problem.
Close your eyes.
Let's see.
Close your eyes.
I think it's the ears.
Close your ears.
Close your ears.
Close your ears.
Close your ears.
Close your ears.
Tell me ho, tell me ho, tell me ho, tell me ho, tell me ho, tell me ho, tell me ho,
Tell me ho bro, what the fuck, why don't you tell me, maybe it's because I'm starting
to try to eat food, I think it was the garlic breb, probably
was the garlic rib? It probably was the garlic rib! But, and what that means? Guys, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna get off now cause I'm gonna rest. I'm gonna rest and take care of
my tummy. I'll probably vomit a lot. I'll rest and take care of my tummy and I'm going
to rest up some more and then I'll be back tonight for another fun stream. Thanks for
hanging out with me. Thank you for spending nine hours of your day with me and I'll be
back later tonight. I love you. Thank you for hanging out with me and I'll see you guys
later
that's great oh look he's on for his uh for his uh board game screen
oh hey guys i'll see you guys later
Oh!
I need to get up there.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my!
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
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