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05-26-2026 · 12h 57m
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Hello everybody, how's it going?
Did you know?
Did you know?
Did you know?
I rolled the gotcha!
And I got Cyber Mouse like 3 times!
And I'm like what the fuck is this? Is this a conspiracy?
Is this a conspiracy? Is this a conspiracy?
This is a conspiracy bro, what the fuck bro?
So then I got a few other ones and I'm like I'm really not feeling this today. So I put this on.
I got a few other ones and I'm like, I'm not feeling this today.
I'm not feeling this one today.
I'm not feeling this one.
I'm feeling this one today.
If I chose this myself.
Do you still have the witch model?
I do.
Of course I do, what the heck?
Should I be a witch?
What if I'm a witch? But what if I'm a witch?
And then flip it around, wakey-witch!
If you flip it around, wakey-witch!
Oh really? Because when I did it I got the Christmas-
How come you got the Christmas one? What the fuck?
How come I'm not getting Christmas?
What the fuck?
Bruh
You got a TV?
What are those feet?
Those feet are those.
Those aren't not my feet.
Start drying, Shane, thank you for the one gift in sub, though.
Those feet are those, those aren't not my feet.
Those aren't not my feet.
They're not my feet.
If it's not cinnamon roll Christmas theme you don't want, I know.
I love cinnamon roll, and I love Christmas.
Ugh!
But what if cinnamon roll Christmas?
Oh, I have a picture of myself.
Like, open on my desktop.
What the fuck?
Close that.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fucking?
Am I trying to dox myself? No.
Oh, you're trying.
I'm being ignored? Yes.
Yes.
Woah.
My muscles are sore.
I did treadmill 35 minutes.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
The fastest pre-show.
Yeah, I got on fast.
I'm sorry.
Should I leave?
I don't know why.
Should I leave?
I don't know why.
Should I leave?
I leave?
Oh, guys, tell me why!
1.6 thousand people bookmarked my treadmill tweet?
What the fuck?
Why are you- why?
Why are you bookmarked that?
Why are you fucking bookmarked?
Hey, Melzi, how was your day? Have you ever had a task failed successfully moment in your life?
Yes
Let me think. Task failed successfully.
To use it as evidence against you probably. Probably.
Probably.
Bro what the- I also- Bro I saw that, I saw the turtle, the turtle tweeted and I'm like
bro is the news slow today why are you talking- why are you talking about- what the fuck
It must be a slow news day.
What the fuck?
Sometimes I just...
Sometimes I'm like...
Why did I put into it?
But it was nice it you know what good for them for posting a positive yes true good for them
for posting a positive story for them for posting a positive story this model was the first one
I saw a stream that one the ultra rare positive story thanks for the positivity today thanks
for the positivity today
I don't even know bro I don't even fucking I'm like I was like let me just update people
That I can walk 35 minutes on Tribute, and that's it.
That's all.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
You know?
If I can walk, you can too!
I'm kinda cold in here, what the fuck?
I gotta walk you! Get up Oakland! Get up Oakland! Get up Oakland!
If I can't do anything, I'm glued to a chair! Get up Moby!
Mouths, now that you can walk for 35 minutes on the treadmill, are you going to cover Canc Canc
by Yenner and do the dance?
Catch my heart, catch my heart, catch catch dance, dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada
dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dada
After the treadmill, do you feel like the flash?
Yes.
Except...
I was gonna make a joke, but I lost it.
I don't know what joke I could've made.
I don't know what kind of job that Kura made.
Quick silver, who's faster?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, well my tummy's kinda hurting today, my tummy hurts this morning
and now my tummy's hurting again today.
And from the garlic, well probably from, do you think I'm still having residual pain
from the garlic bread?
Oooooooh!
I'm the vampire?
Oh, I probably am.
I should have been a vampire retuber.
Why didn't I think of that?
Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I think about being a vampire youtuber?
Next model vampire
He has a skin too. I do
I prefer worm.
You prefer worm.
Empire worm.
I do.
I do have a vampire model.
I do. She's coming soon, though. She's not coming yet.
Where is it?
It's right here!
Why am I sleepy?
Oh, I better not be sleepy today. I got a lot of shit to do.
I can't be sleepy today, we've got a lot of shit to do.
This one, this Muldoe.
She's a vampire.
She's a vampire. She's pretty scary. She's pretty crazy.
She's a crazy scary girl.
She's a crazy scary girl. She's really cute.
Don't be alone on a dark night cause you might run into her and she might eat you.
She has dust particles, she has dark aura around her, she has a dark aura about her.
dark dark overall
you got a dark overall
that vampire is looking good
I like this one. I can't wait to do this one. This one's cool. This one's cool. She's
cool. See, it says it, it even says it in the picture. Cool. I think she's like a cop.
I see her like a cop.
Police.
She's like police.
Maybe.
A detective.
Guess, Katie, she's not really a detective.
She's just a security guard.
She lies and says she's a detective, but she's a mole-cop.
She's a mole-cop.
She pretends like she's a detective.
Mouse bloat.
She's a mouse bloat mole-cop.
mouse blower, mouse blower ball cop
mouse blower
oh yeah we have this one coming
she's coming soon
Private dick!
What the?
She's sleepy.
Sleepy time.
She's sleeping time in while she sleeps, you can watch her with all her eyes, over eyes,
All her eyeballs, all her eyes, watch over her while she snips.
I
Where is this one coming out? Okay, we gotta bring this one tonight
We're gonna bring this one tonight, but possibly with some modifications, because...
Yes!
Can't show all that.
Can't show all that.
With some modifications, maybe.
This one, this one, I can't wait because here's tiny little peeps.
Here's tiny peeps.
Here's tiny little peeps.
And she has big monster hands and tiny peeps.
This is that the horns are like crystalline horns, like candy.
Candy horns.
And a tail.
I like this one.
This one's really cute.
Oh yeah, this one too!
This one too! This one too!
This one too! She's cool! She has a scorpion tail hair!
She a business woman!
She's a business woman.
Pretty cool and a cool tattoo.
People are really creative.
I don't have that type of creativity.
Now I have a type of creativity.
Oh yeah, this one.
This one too.
Finally, after all these years, after my concept art, I finally get to be a bunny once again.
name & money, name & money, money, money, money, money outfit
Bunny outfit
Cash money bunny
Bunny collab with Hennie and Midgey
Oh yeah that's right because they have bunny outfits too
They got bunny outfit
Oh
No, the city has broken. Why do I keep yawning? Holy shit
Oh, no, what the fuck
Why is it not working?
Oh my god, I keep yawning, I'm so sorry, I don't know why.
I don't know why I slept the full I slept I slept I slept for hours why am I
Oh my god, hang on!
Oh god, what the fuck?
Is it dehydration? What is going on?
I did I did try to go like like 5-10 minutes without my oxygen for a little bit and just
back to myself in a chair before I started screaming but I don't think that could be
it.
This never happened to me before.
I couldn't go 10 minutes.
I only did.
I couldn't go 10 minutes, I only did, I think I did like six minutes before, six, seven minutes.
I
Damn it
Oh
I took Bandra
Ah! It's...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I have my fall sleep.
I have my fall sleep on screen.
Good night!
I had to, I wasn't feeling too great.
I'm fine.
Benedict will go to knock me out.
What the fuck?
Oh, damn it.
Hahaha!
I might take a few hours to not feel sleepy again.
I'm not sleepy!
I'm awake!
Shut up!
I'm not sleepy!
Shut up!
I'm not sleepy!
drink hot sauce to wake up what that's a terrible idea that's a terrible idea
Now brother, I'm sorry I'm yawning so much guys, forgive me.
Hi, did you know that when I had the Dress Up Satan contest, I saved every single entry?
You know they didn't win?
You know they didn't win?
I saved every single entry.
Every single one.
We know.
Sometimes I look at them and I think
if I mess with them
I could get...
I could ask them if I could
buy the design off of them.
What do you guys think?
You think they'll say yes?
I
Yes
I saw something really really cute
oh my god like look at this one this one didn't win I don't remember how many we showcased
on the stream but I know we didn't showcase this one on the stream I don't remember how
many guys shown on the stream but I found this one in the folder this is the one that
I found and I thought this was so cute look at this it's like it's like a two
parter one is like my hair is hands
isn't it cute?
okay I think I only showed like the top 50s 60s and you probably might be wondering
mouse old so you only showed top 50 60 how many entries did you get I got a thousand
600 entries we've got 1,600 entries for the contest
I feel like going through all the old ones and like going through them on stream one
day because there were some of them were just so good and I didn't get to like show them off
because we only showed like the top 50, 50, 60.
The best 60, thank you so much for the 10 gift, it's up, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tell me an easy 60 hour short stream.
But I know.
I know.
Look how cute!
Man, some of these are so cute!
They're all cute.
Who am I kidding?
They're all so cute.
The cutest things I've ever seen.
It was very hard to choose, like, the top one.
It was very difficult.
So much so that I was like, yeah, I'm only gonna pick ten winners. Yeah, that didn't happen. I didn't only pick ten winners.
I picked more than ten winners.
God damn it.
Hey, Mousy, you wonderful human being, you. I don't have so much to say, but here's a joke of sorts.
What do you call a prolaphyliparovirishman, Ricochet?
What?
It's working! Yay!
He woke up! He's awake! He's awake! He's awake! He's awake! He's awake! He's sleeping!
He got the milk.
He's bad.
Yeah, we just needed to poke at him a little bit.
Poke him prof. I wonder what happened?
I wonder what happened?
Thank you for the 5 gift and some thank you syndicate.
Thank you syndicate.
Thank you, Indicate.
Sorry, I...
Good!
Go!
Oh, damn it.
Oh, damn it.
I don't mean
Did you eat a hot dog or a hamburger today from a morning?
Oh mouse, I'm still here on your island of Konya Riko. I've had five kids now
That's not true
We have to check in but we haven't checked in yet, and I don't know where to check in today. Maybe I'll be next time
oh my god wait look at this wait I look at this one
bro I'm not a furry but this is so cute what the fuck it's like literally a
little little rat me. That's the cutest little thing I've ever seen. Look at my little feet.
Look at my little rat feet.
Oh mouse feet.
I'm a tiny little princess mouse.
I'm sitting on his head, I'm going to ratatouille him.
I'm ratatouille.
Accurate size
Stopping my feet on his head
I'm stopping my little feet on his head
I'm stretching out, I'm stretching out, maybe I'm growing, maybe I'm growing, maybe that's
what's happening I'm growing bit by bit coming into my own I'm finally growing
are you looking at me like what the fuck it's not copia maybe I'm growing that's
why I'm that's why I'm yawning so much I'm yawning so much because I'm
growing I'm yawning so much because I'm growing and I'm stretching because slowly
my limbs are being stretched because I'm growing look at this one oh my god look at
this one this one's so cute wait this half it is sick both of these are sick
And people are so cute.
Growing your hair?
Growing!
I'm growing as a person, like growing tall.
I think I'm growing tall.
One day you're gonna come to the stream and you'll be like, wow, mouse, how did you get
so fucking tall?
And I'll be like, heh.
Quick, look, it's great being five feet tall.
I have long bones now.
This is great being 5 feet tall.
This guy is so great being 5 feet tall.
This is so great being 5 feet tall.
5 feet tall, I feel so good!
I'm not 5 feet tall.
I'm not 5 feet tall.
I'll never see 5 feet tall.
I'll never see 5 feet tall.
Oh, wow.
Who the fuck is my fan?
4 for 9 and Trinket, what the fuck?
Yes?
Papa boys, I'm done here.
Papa dad, thank you for the 25 gifted subs!
Thank you for the 25 gifted subs Papa dad is mouse growing the mouse nose.
Yes, yes I am.
I'm growing. You're just jealous because you wish you could grow too, but you're not
There's jealous of me you're jealous of me
Jealous of me
I can almost forever force a knife, not trill!
Her hair is growing, that reminds me of your hair cut, but I'm not going to go to my mom.
I ate a hair cut, but I'm not going to my mom.
Absolutely not!
Sister will do it!
Yes.
I'm sure dad would give up. No, I don't even fucking trust my dad.
I don't fucking trust my dad.
What?
I end up with a buzz cut.
I end up with a fucking buzz cut bro.
What?
Why do you need a haircut?
I thought you were bouldering.
What?
No bro.
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
I don't like you!
You're spiritually bold.
Hrgh!
No!
I'm not spiritually bold!
She's a monk? I think I get kicked out of being a monk. I don't think I could ever be a monk.
Emotionally bald. You know what, that tracks. I could be emotionally bald.
Keeps! Thank you so much for the five gifted subs! Thank you, Keeps! Thank you, Keeps!
Descended! Thank you for the five gifted subs! Thank you, Descended!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Has anybody watched the back rooms yet? Is it a good movie? I want to watch it!
Why is it that some of the TTS won't play?
What the fuck?
It comes out on Friday?
Direct donations are working but not this.
Maybe it's their problem?
Maybe it's their problem and not an us problem.
It's boobies fault.
Thanks for the bits, everybody who's donated bits.
It'd be worse if you'd give your reverse mohawk.
Thank you, Durm.
Will be work please, do your job.
That dragon, thank you so much for the 5 gift it sold.
Thank you, that dragon.
Oh my, I haven't played Star 2 Valley in a few days because I have not had time to
play Stardew Valley.
I just had my time to play off-street because I've been working or sleeping or walking.
Working or sleeping or walking.
Gosh darn it.
I'm too busy.
Zombie! Thank you so much for the 40 months! Thank you for the 40 months! Thank you, zombie.
Stop the work. I have been doing stuff.
Candy is playing Gamble. Don't you want to join them?
Well, I was not invited to Gamble game.
If I was invited, I would have loved to be there.
Thank you, I hope all is well for you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I wrapped up in a bunch of blankets, so nice and cozy.
nice and cozy
burrito blanket
I'm wrapped up in the
in the blanket from
Ocean and Space
you guys know this blanket?
it's an iron mouse blanket that was
released a while back ago from Ocean
and Space and it has a ton of
iron mouses on it
let me see if I can find a picture of it
Ocean
in Space
Oh, there is a picture of it.
This is what it looks like.
This is a blanket.
It is nice and fuzzy and fluffy.
Sleezy. Sleezy.
Yes, there is a B-Show Jolteon, let's ignore it.
Be for virtual girl.
I'm wrapped up in this blanket, this is the blanket that I'm wrapped up in.
Who'd be really doobie lazy, huh?
What the fuck?
Testing 1, 2, 3.
What?
We were very independent.
Uniq has all these types, all these different ironmouses on it.
It has Wonderland ironmouse, Pink Rock Ironmouse, Yo-Kai Hunter Ironmouse,
Racing Princess Iron Mouse, Rixter Iron Mouse, Dean Tween, Flap Princess, this one's even Princess Iron Mouse, Season 3 Iron Mouse, Angel Iron Mouse.
It has YOU on it! You're on the blanket!
I'll go blank it and wrap it up in.
Very nice blanket.
be for very nice blanket be for very nice blanket
Beeper very satisfied
Beeper vendetta, I watched that movie once I don't remember it
Pumpkin stop
I had to take a pen and drill stop
Oh, bad, it's too late.
Mousy, I dare you to play KK's Fighter Cover Song.
Don't stop believing.
Also, wake up BVi.
Wake up BVi.
Beaver, take my money now.
Have you been counting my yawns?
Have I really yawned 24 times?
Stop.
Have I really yawned 24 times?
I can't pumpkin we have so many things we have to play we have to play we have to play
warframe to the took at 7 7 am oh my god how am I gonna am I gonna make it
Hrgh!
Am I gonna make it?
Uh oh.
Why don't you drink and game yourselves?
I don't have any game ourselves with me!
I can't drink it because I don't have any!
I don't have any!
Hey, Hevoni!
Hey, Hevoni, what are you doing?
Hevoni, you haven't played games with me in a million years!
What do you have to say for yourself?
Well, I've been addicted to marriage...
I put 300 hours in and it's only been out for like two weeks.
I should make you build a whole...
Now wait for Tenochon.
Are you going to Tenochon?
Are you going to Tenochon?
Emily, you should build...
You should dig a hole with me.
You wish you were going to Xenophan?
Yeah, would you like to dig a hole with me?
Would you like to dig a hole with me?
right now?
You WON!
I hope you know what hole I'm talking about.
You wanna play this game with me now?
It's okay, it's okay if you don't want to.
I don't think you do.
Wow, it's so late now!
First time playing is over?
Would you play it like now now?
I can't believe I'm asking this, are you familiar with an Amazon show called The Boys
by any chance?
No!
Mo!
I watched a final episode and I won't give any spoilers.
It's over.
Plus I heard you're coming to Anime NYC again this year.
Yes, I will be there. I will be there. I will be there.
I will be there. Yes, I will be there.
I will be there.
Uh, yeah, I know about the boys.
It's over now. It can go to sleep now.
Have you ever heard of the locking dead?
Oh, have I?
Oh, have I?
Of course I have!
Of course I have! Of course I have!
Yee-haw!
What up twin? What up, bro?
I survived the fucking momocon vtuber orgy. Oh god, how was the vtuber orgy?
It was great. It was like ten of us in there. We had a couple of people on those little rolling computers
They were in the corner just watching somebody stole my vape though. What the heck?
It's okay. I'll get a new one. I'm sorry your vape got stolen
This probably took somebody's ass
Honestly, they suck on the wrong thing. That's the problem. That's what I was going to tell me.
Well, I'm glad you had fun.
Yeah, it's great.
It seems like there was so much discourse about the VTuber orgies.
Online. Everybody was talking about them.
I think people forget that as long as people are around other people, someone's going to try to stick something to somebody.
It's true. I feel like a lot of people think they're like
They're like, oh, yeah, these damn VTubers are blah blah blah VTubers are these very
What's going on? What's wrong in the world today? I think
People have been fucking at conventions for years, bro
We've been fucking like hey been fucking
And it's not even just like content, you know, like all my anime conventions. Oh, they do it at tool conventions
They do it at business conventions as aren't these three people in a room?
They're cracking. It's true. It's true. The first sakura con, there has to have been an orgy.
There has to have been orgy's all the time. It's been since the beginning of time.
There's a hotel I go to for a convention and that hotel has multiple conventions there. Sometimes
the Republican party has one when they pull up grinder breaks I'm just saying
they fucking wow you know a lot about grinder I do I like sandwiches I see
grinder sandwiches are pretty good
Yeah, talking to him.
This is gonna join us!
Uh, me.
You're gonna join us?
Yeah.
Pull the marathon right now.
And Ari's gonna join us too!
Fuck no!
No!
Come back!
Why why why why okay come on it's okay to have contact I guess you have to be friends
with your ex I do yes yes you have to especially if you share your life together oh shit I
I should probably text my ex back then.
Actually, don't do that.
All gone.
Ha ha ha.
Actually, don't.
Hey, hey, hey, how about you don't do that?
How about don't do that?
You're sure my high school sweetheart is not married,
actually.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.
And I went to a VTuber convention.
So you know, I think I'm winning.
I think so too.
I think that's better, you know?
Is it once you get married, it's all downhill from there.
Yeah, you know, ain't shit gon' be fun no more, man.
Plus next after marriage, dying.
And babies.
Nobody wants me to die.
And babies are good.
Taxes.
More expensive taxes, too.
Your shit goes up when you marry.
I support people pursuing their passions.
I'm passionate about marathon.
And sometimes...
Oh, well, let's not be passionate about that.
You really like the game?
I am so hopelessly addicted to this dumbass game that killed Destiny 2, I cannot pinpoint
exactly what one thing makes me like it a lot, but I like it a lot.
Why do you like it?
Because I look that and it looks ugly to me.
I like the way it looks, but I'm a sci-fi nerd, so I'm okay with everything looking
like it's 3D printed, that's kind of cool to me, like the idea of the future where nothing
really matters, everything's 3D printed, everything's robots, that like hits.
But it's like I don't know it's just I just it's just aesthetically it just looks ugly to me
That's the point. That's why I like it because it looks real thing is I get to kill people and when I kill that guy
I'm taking this stuff
I'm
Why are you eating?
I'd say a Reese's Cup.
A Reese's Cup?
Yeah.
Oh, poor Haniel.
What?
You should save it for her.
Like what, to like, draw her out of her house?
Hell no.
Send it to her. Send it to her.
For the mail.
I don't- I can't?
Wait, I'm allowed to do that?
Yeah, you can send Reese's through mail.
No, to her though.
No, you have to send it to somebody else in that day, Senator.
Oh, okay.
That's true, Hanya is in the hospital right now.
HMM?
What the fuck?
Yeah, but I think she'll be out soon.
I got a convention one time and I don't...
Oh, my God!
She'll be out soon and she'll be A-okay.
Oh, my God!
She's just getting tests run.
This is being fast one.
This is going to be okay.
We're going to send her tons of Reese's.
It was planned.
It's not like it was like a sort of thing.
It was a planned business.
Okay.
It's okay.
Yeah I don't want to leave my house ever again.
I'm good, it's not like..
Every time you leave, every time you leave, every now!
Every time I leave something happens, bro.
I just want to say, do you know that
a vtuber to ladle oh yeah every time he goes to sleep and he wakes up something
bad happens bro that's why I wash my vape
please he's gone for a while he took a long break but I think he's coming back
I don't blame him cuz like you need to do news about vtuber that I blow my head off
It's a lot. It's a lot.
I will.
It's like...
That's why my friend Penumbra does it.
He does it in like one minute.
He just spits that shit out real quick.
Oh, I've seen Penumbra stuff.
Yeah. He gets in the egg, goes over there, and...
I mean, he's like,
Here's what happened to me. He's doing about 60 seconds.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm British, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, yeah.
Oh, see, look, he put on a note.
He said he's coming back to YouTube this month.
to YouTube this month.
Penumbra?
No, Tolita.
Oh, fuck.
No, go back, man.
I'm trying to go back, man.
He's gonna be back.
He's gonna go to sleep.
And I'm gonna graduate.
And he's gonna go to sleep.
And I'm gonna wake up again.
And I'm gonna die.
No!
Ari's here, do you want to jump in?
For the game?
Do you have it now, Logan?
Yeah, man. Yeah, man.
Are you okay?
What's our beating and screaming at me?
It's gonna be great, you're gonna have so much fun.
Are we on a ground day, it's gonna join us?
Wait.
There it is, okay. I was trying to find the game.
You have it, right?
I do, and I typed in Prime Fall for search, it just didn't show up three times in a row.
Oh, I just got sad, because then I typed in Prime, XO Prime will show up.
Oh, that game would have been so good if it did die in five fucking seconds.
Oh.
That's a story, that's life.
Games die, every day.
They do. Destiny, War of Warcraft. Save your games, bro.
The best of a game is a sad thing.
It is, isn't it? Cause like you put a whole life into that game and it's just...
Like, Star Wars Galaxy.
Star Wars Galaxy? Yeah.
Did you play that game?
Of course. I'm old.
Did it die a horrible death?
No, it died a slow death.
That was a natural one.
I'm sorry to hear that.
It's all my husband's assistant and a child to respond to.
Your husband?
Yeah.
Why doesn't butter come play with us? Yeah, but why don't you?
Why doesn't butter join?
Made a mistake walking into my chat
He might be sleeping, so he did just fly across the puncher.
No.
Oh, okay.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Are you walking?
He just barked.
I heard it.
He barked.
He barked.
Alright, Bota, where are you?
I heard it barf you barf
All right, Bada, where are you at?
What get in here Bada, where's that? Oh, I took off my Arby's chitlin sandwich. Oh, I got it
Where he just he's gone
Dude, it's just okay. All right. See you later, man
Whatever
I don't am I wearing that what is on my head right now is that what I got on this
from I don't know
I thought I looked so fucked up.
He left us.
He left us.
He went away after he said he was going away.
Bada, get in here!
This is how we play games with friends.
Just kidnapping people.
Bada!
What?
Bada, get in here.
He said I'm getting the game.
Sick.
Oh my god.
Let go!
Wait, do I have a friend in?
You're gonna have to go find him.
I invited him.
Oh, okay, good.
I invited him because he's gonna get the game.
I love bottom.
I love digging holes.
I also love digging holes.
I love digging holes.
I love playing games with my friends.
And I love seeing your face every day.
I love seeing your face every day.
Thanks.
I was just laying on the couch with P9.
P9!
She's so cute right now.
She like pulled down a pillow and she's like all curled up and made a little nest.
It's real cute.
Awwww.
Your voice is so interesting.
Oh, what happened to it?
I think it was because the heavenly was loading in.
Oh, heavenly fuck you.
Did my shirt update?
I think so I still see a head and time. Oh, we got three do the lobby hold on
you fucker
What's wrong with the hat in time?
What's wrong with the hat in time?
Alright, now we should have updated it.
If we did not, I don't care anymore, fuck the date.
What does it say?
Did it say I love Latinas?
No, it's still a hat in town.
I'm blowing my shit smooth off.
Wait, maybe you have to change your shirt, and then it'll up you.
Oh, true, true, true, true, yeah, yeah.
Alright, where's Bada in my fucking friend's list again?
It's still a hat in time!
I'ma do it.
It's still a hat in time!
Wait, what did you change it to?
It's one of those little like shitty shirts
You're not allowed
You bitch
Oh
I'm having a lazy day
Today was just a chore day for me. I just was doing chores all day
No, I did laundry and I I even did like no no no I did laundry
I even did that weird thing you gotta do like with your washer where you gotta like the fucking crawling underneath that bitch and fucking drain it
And get the filter
No with the washer you got it your washers have a filter you gotta take care of that every few months
Yeah, yes, you do
Oh, I did not make that up
You got to drain it too because that same filter will have water in it
Like hell I do
I had this washing machine for six years I ain't changing shit
Yeah, I do that every lake to be honest
I just do whatever my washers doesn't sign to do it, but it seems to be like every three months
Hey, bitch, I can't hear you
But one day I'll do it.
I'll watch the game for the...
Go to your options and audio.
Oh watch the game.
It's your Steam voice settings.
What did you do wrong?
How did you come laundry?
Oh!
I'm in trouble.
Fuck my pants are too tight.
God.
Motherfucking.
Oh!
My gut out of my hip.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Don't die, Bessie.
I just took my girdle off.
My girdle.
Oh, my god.
I'm in trouble.
Oh, my god.
From my turtle
I put my gun on my desk
Yeah bro, you gotta put your gun on your desk sometimes, you know, you just play it out and just
Well, then you're funny
I don't think it's funny for me
Why is Bob a fitly?
How do you keep on looking fitly?
He- his mic is fucked up. He's trying to fix it, I think.
There's no way he shit broke.
It's the right mic? Alright, well you're not talking.
Bada, you're not speaking.
What the fuck you can do?
What's he getting at?
What do you think?
the fucking Ed and Nettie dance it's so badly ringed I love you like it
a lot of come back to us you say it's the right mic but we all okay
I think he's reloading.
Shit ass.
I gotta find this man.
Oh shit, this is a beer in my desk. What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Bro, how old is that?
What the fuck?
How old is that beer?
I don't know. Probably before I left.
Oh, that's nasty. It's warm.
It's not warm. My room is cold, bro. This is a fresh bag of warm.
Not fucking fridge cold. That's fucking room temperature.
room temp beer this is bad boy it's not bad nasty wait you just said British
beers they drink room temp beer
is that a thing? yeah if I were to go to a pub in Birmingham at Vexburn and order
a fucking pint it would come to me in room temperature nasty I'm burning that
whole fucking country down the best shit doesn't come ice cold everybody behind
the bar but uh hey we can't hear you buddy it's not except the push the fog
Here man, show me your screen man.
Show me your screen man.
Let me see this.
Show me, show me screen.
Show it, show it man.
Show him the screen.
Options.
Audio.
Wait, turn off voice change effects.
What is that?
Oh!
It's a voice changer, thanks!
And then open your Steam voice settings, we see that, what that is?
Yeah, let's listen to more of them.
Okay, voice.
Is that the right mic?
Yeah, cause the other ones are fucking...
Okay, are they doing microphone tests?
Why do we look like cranky anchors?
What?!
Okay, yeah, it's working.
Yeah. Intest. Alright. I have another thing that might work. You gotta open your Windows
sound settings and make your mic the default. This piece of shit, vibe coded program probably
is running off of that instead of actual steam. No offense to the developer if you're
check yes yes yes it's cuz index likes to make sure that it it's number one
that's why I like here and have this conversation you just sound crazy oh the
vibe index it always tries to be my mic oh yeah yeah yeah yeah but we just talked
to us he's talked to us there's like a VR headset
i always i'm so fucking funny
it's not the next thing
oh got it i wanna be your main mic
all right we start the game and see if i fix it
bye bada
make sure it's the default for both
communications and
i got my ball
oh god the other one
yo where'd you get that ball
nuick
what the hell man
bitch
what the fuck
I launched mine at Vulcan, but you can do either.
I did 12.
I did 12.
They're doing 12.
I do Vulcan because I smell like shit.
Okay.
I still don't understand.
The difference between Vulcan and DirectX?
Yes.
It's like the difference in what car you drive on the highway.
That's what I'm describing.
Oh!
You still won't get there but it's gonna work different ways.
Or more like...
I don't want to be in the nerd bruh.
It's graphics api that works between the...
I can't hear me now?
Yeah I can hear you now.
I can hear you now.
I was the head set the whole time.
It was the head set.
Fucking piece of shit head set.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Piece of shit
We can dig now
First time sober okay, well, that's not that's gonna keep drinking the beers
I like Vulcan when doom did the Vulcan update. Oh my god, bro. It was making the game so fucking brisky
I know this direct takes
Wait no, I launched a Vulcan this time
You don't know what you're doing
I can throw a glow six
What do you guys carry
Yo, my body went limp. I can't feel anything guys
You can throw a glow stick with F
Okay, if you hit people with it, you will just fucking ragdoller. Oh
Is that what you guys have been throwing at me?
Oh, is that sounded?
No, it's not.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm dry.
Up and out of tune.
I feel better already.
I feel like I'm gonna have a fight.
Is this like Deep Rock where we like an escort a pig?
Don't ever say that to me again.
And like pine minerals.
Deep Rock.
It's like deep.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
Deep Rock.
You got me.
Bro, I just have some of these pieces of shit.
You got Arby's for dinner too, bro?
Wait, Bada, can you hold control?
Yeah.
Oh, you better.
Woah.
It's like the reverse peach.
It's reverse peach.
It's like reverse peak.
It's reverse peak.
But like, it's like reverse peak galactic.
We're gonna piss everything off.
Wait, I just edge put that rock here.
There's like three different dickhead communities.
Bro.
Warframe.
And uh, who's the other one?
The other one that's I do play my game
I'm trying to hurt another one
There's another one
Bro!
No, it's um...
It's the...
It's the Warhammer one
It's the Warhammer one
It's like left and then
Oh my god
He's playing badminton
No, no, no, no, it's the other one
Motherfuckin'
Shit makes me want to just...
Darktide, yeah, bro
Bro, play my game, bro
Play my game bro, play my game bro
I love my game
Well like deep snorkel
Where'd that go?
I hit this big like green bugger that blew me away
He didn't bounce on it
What is that?
I
Can't
What happened to you, bro
We just got to get over there with our zip line ability
Oh my god.
Did you pick up a cucumber?
Oh, that's bad ass.
Oh, heavenly's down there.
Heavenly.
Oh, I found my stuff.
Oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
I found my stuff.
What are you doing was that like Chinese takeout like yeah
that sounds that sounds yummy
he's like straight down bro oh no he's all right oh I got him
Good job buddy. Really good job. Really awesome.
Hey cucumber!
Now I have two hearts instead of one.
I got a boomstick.
I thought it was like a plunger.
It just like explodes for some reason.
I got an...
Did you pull the... Did you pull it off?
I got cigarettes!
What's that noise?
I'm actually a thermal warm-up thing of even.
You're a big pump!
I'm a pump!
I'm a pump!
Hey, you good?
You okay?
I'm okay!
I'm okay!
I'm okay!
You okay?
I thought that was actually coming through originally, uh-oh!
Oh!
That's a bad thingy.
That's like a nice little ballbox.
Ow!
So do we have like map objectives?
It's not in your page, you can see the dog underneath us and we kinda wanna keep it like gently under us and not go too far to the side.
Oh, okay.
The objective is to save our dog.
We gotta go get our dog.
Oh, okay, why did she...
Oh, shit!
Whoa!
They bought the pink thickest statue of liberty and ripped that bitch off the grind, man.
What?
Apparently the next one is over from New York.
They about to turn that bitch into a hole.
Oh, shit, they did?
Mother!
Hey, he dead.
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!
Oh.
I'm not a robot you would ask
You, you're a jet-mobo cut
You just get away!
Oh, I'm safe
I went far
How far you go?
Oh, pretty far
What's an extractor?
I think I think the extractor when you throw it like it like clouds come out on whatever
Wait, oh, we got it. We got an extract with the dog. Oh, he's dead too. What the hell?
So what happened was, right after I hit your aspect, let's think, uh, fucking, I don't know, I just like.
Oh my goodness!
You gave me no one! You gave me no one!
Wait, let's catch her!
I got you, Dwayne!
I got you!
It's like...
I think it's looking bleak.
How the fuck did he get back up to R-E though?
That's the question.
Mouse?
Mouse?
I think you're gonna fall as soon as I read you.
I'm not gonna lie, you lowkey feel like a part 2 character and that's no bad.
We gotta go down, Bob.
There is nothing we could do.
Yes sir, we gotta dig.
Mr. White, I'm digging!
Hey man.
Oh
Hey, I have a question guys
No, I have a genuine question. I was like karaoke, right?
There is a lot of songs I was being sung by everyone I won't
See type of group who was but it was they were singing songs, right?
Yeah, and then we got the payphone by maroon 5 and everyone's
So we got to play here on the Red Moon 5, right?
Yeah.
And everyone was singing except with Wiz Khalifa K1, everyone got quiet.
The whole room just stopped.
Yeah, they did.
oh
Okay, well here's the other problem right here's the other problem yeah when m&m came on they started rapping again should I ran out the room like
I know this bad what ever it was on it was getting those bars real quick
when we came over there we were just kinda like oh I'm at a pay for
my fault I walked in the wrong room my bad
I bought a favorite character of me, Ziggs.
I'm the wade!
This will be a blast!
I'm okay.
He is okay.
I broke like half the bones.
Like half the bones?
Like half the bones?
The other half are good though.
Oh, bother, it's going to log in, look.
Wait, release!
Oh, that's right!
Check this out!
Oh, damn, you just fucking...
No, I got this.
I
Think he's made a pretty good ladder
I thought it was extra long story, and then he would beam dip R.
No! No! No!
Are you okay?
Have you ever been beam dipped before?
What?
What?
I got you.
Ever been what?
I was beam dipped at R.
What?
Beam dipped?
Yeah, yeah, beam dipped.
What does that mean?
Like, so you look at a person, right?
Maybe you do what the fat dude just flipped their kitty.
What the hell?
What?
Yeah, dude!
I fucking touched my titty roll!
You should have got beam dipped, I'm about to tell you.
In high school we called it something else, but...
What'd you call it?
It's not true, friend.
It's like an evil-ass high school shit-goat shit.
I'm with the demon school, bro.
Yeah dude, we used to do meat shots too, that shit was crazy.
Wait, what the fuck is meat shots?
Hey bro, help!
Bada, there's no fucking way.
How much fucking is your ass?
I'm on the list.
Meat shot?
Yeah.
We was just pushing each other in the dick for no reason.
I don't know why we were doing that shit, bro.
It was cum chat.
This shit will be the gayest thing ever, bro.
You just be walking in a doobie like he shot what?
Oh!
Cause like, when you play baseball, you always like gotta check the uniform
and make sure everybody's got their protective cup on.
So you go cup check.
And if they don't got their cup on, they kinda sound like Ari didn't just know.
I'm gonna say that, but I sound like they're a cup check, bro.
a honey bun, and I remember I talked about it before, and my friend said that honey buns are actually L eats, they're not W eats.
Personally, I think honey buns are the best.
I accidentally led you to the shop.
I'll fucking kill you.
Yeah dude, a honey bun.
Looks at how far I bet you could.
A honey bun.
Honey bun is L eats, bruh.
What the fuck do you mean? It's W Eats, right?
It's like eating a big Nerf bullet.
What?
No, it's not!
She's saying no to me!
That shit is so yummy, bro. You're not American if you don't eat a honey bun, man.
No, I'm not.
Y'all gamers be sleeping on another butters.
That's all I'm saying.
I like another butters!
Oh, okay. All right.
I like another butters.
No, you don't.
Why?
Why not?
You can eat anything in this world, you will eat a fucking nutty nutty, you probably eat almond milk too.
If you give me a fucking choice, you're not gonna eat one full thing in this goddamn world, I'm not gonna pick it.
But if it's in front of my face, I'm feeling fat, I'm gonna eat it!
Yeah, I know.
WHAAAA!
She said the same thing when we were dating.
Some things never change.
I'm gonna eat it.
I feel like you'd like this attention all people at the mobile
economy
if you were at room 383 between the times of 10 at midnight you might have
something of mine if you were the Yuri Han cosplayer that gave me
I want you to know I have thrush now. My tongue is all white and I'm scared. I'm calling my mom
Yeah, apparently some other convention had feet juice. It was kind of
Did you fucking miss wait, I just
Guys I'm my dude! I'm my dude!
I'm like all the tradies!
Bro, that was the worm from Terrarium. We should kill it.
We can't kill it! I'm killable!
Wait, did you just feed me?
Yes!
Bro, you should have eaten that, bro. You ate it.
Well, no, no, no, no, you need them.
You need them more.
It's going to make you big and strong, Mouse.
I'm getting big, strong!
You're trying to fight me!
I'm going to give you my favorite ham sandwich one day.
I can't wait to eat a ham sandwich.
Oh!
OK.
I'm going to eat all my fucking ham sandwich.
You get the turkey.
You get the honey-based ham.
And then you get ham sandwich.
Sets this turkey in it.
What?
What?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'll be lying.
It's like probably keeping it in the fucking hand in this game of chicken.
Is it not?
No, it's ham.
I don't believe you, that's what you just do lying.
Bro, it's like first thing that goes in my Subway Meatball Sub.
Peanut butter and jelly, you know.
Yo, what's that sound, bruh?
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Take that one!
At least we got Chepo's together.
I know where we'll fuck with us one day, right?
That worm's like, I'll just have to...
That's fucking worm!
Oh, the worm!
I hate him! I hate him!
they got like all of us with one swipe yeah a new shirt for me hold on this is
a nice try shirt what that is oh we got shirts
oh yeah I got evil bitch eyebrows now am I serving you're serving
Am I serving?
You look like you will fuck my meal on like four times in a row before you eat it.
I can be trusted around your ham sandwich.
You're the best turkey in it.
Hey, I heard that look at my ears.
why are you so goddamn big bro you can hear a mouse far six like meters over
wait that's not that big what do you mean like six miles over
I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready I can smell you from here come check out this
Oh
I'd no teeth
Not a lie. Never mind. You know, I'm not
Not the first time for first place
We can light her up wait we can light her up and she's
She's all life for us
What happened guys?
Oh, help me.
Music self and the music the moment.
Oh, is this a one time use?
Yeah.
So is this what?
You get three.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, right here.
Whoa.
Look, look, it's a beanstalk.
Oh, I mean, it's not.
It could break it.
That's a rock.
Dammit.
Oh, this is.
They're weird, though.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Obviously.
That's a rock.
That's a rock.
I need to open up 50 packages.
Then you better get to it.
I need to find all the packages.
Yeah, I got to find this one over there.
I see your little arrow.
You like it?
I like it.
What are you doing down there, Mada?
I thought it was something crazy, but it would have been me.
Please help.
Say it anyway, dingus.
What's that? Stop wasting items.
What's a beach bomb do?
They're dangles.
Oh, it bounces.
Yeah, it's a gun.
Oh.
Oh.
What's that?
Zip line.
What's that?
Zip line.
I found one too.
What did you get?
I got a zip line launcher too.
Wow.
Wow.
It's really nice buddy. Where the fuck even are you?
Yeah, where'd he go?
Over there
Can you like not
Whoa you found the drill lock.
You like it?
I made a crevasse.
I made a crevasse.
It's coming.
It's suddenly fucking gone.
Oh no, I'm taking us!
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
What kind of hole he got though?
It's a shitty hole.
It's a shitty hole.
That's what crossed the street in Melbourne, Australia looks like.
Oh
Oh that back got me. I think it's over. Oh
Oh
I
Got this
Other I see them
I
Wonder if I can connect this one. Oh my gosh
Oh
This is why I divorced your ass
My bad, bro. I was so on them.
How?
Why would you fucking leave me alone?
I was gonna feed you, but then you don't.
Oh!
I'm fucking in the fucking ice!
Oh!
I'm cheese to meet you.
I meet new people.
I'm cheese to meet them.
They can't find the bodies.
Get a mouse!
Thanks!
I'll take you to the cheese shop.
Oh, because I landed in a hurry I didn't die.
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
I didn't take the cheese way down.
Oh, it's one time use.
Yeah, it's a long time use.
I see a loot crate over there.
there. You remember Loot Crate? Like, if you can buy it?
Yeah, that would be kind of crazy when it's there.
I remember Loot Crate. I have a dental.
Oh, no, this one was already used?
Oh, yeah, I was probably the one I threw.
But like, dental's got to create the worst view in the world.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
So I got to lose weight to wear my dental shirt.
All right.
Get light.
Oh, okay, all right, yep, cool, good job, really awesome.
Oh my poor people people
What's going on?
What's going on?
I'm in the house
I'm in the house
AHHHHHHHHHHH
EW
EW
EW
Oh what's up, Mouse?
Yeah
Dude, we're almost there
Oh god
Hey
Hey, what's up?
I died.
You're all alive, Truss.
Yeah, I buried you.
I'm a horde.
Oh, motherfucker.
I can't fill him die horde.
Where are you? Where's your body?
I landed right next to the bottom.
Okay, well, that's going to be a minute.
Put the rose on the grave.
Guys, if you can believe it.
Guys, if you can believe it...
FUCK OFF!
Football's a little...
I'm not supposed to get down there. This is a lot of pressure.
For someone who keeps getting flushed.
Dude, you got it!
You know the other countries call chicken sandwiches chicken burgers chicken burger
Yeah
I think it's how it's made because like you have like a turkey burger, but that's not the same as like a
Ground turkey. It's like a ground meat
Yeah
I don't think you do I don't think that's real
We should start the burger sandwich where I just get the slab of beef and I prefer a bread sandwich
You're having those before it's too untoasted pieces of bread
Yeah, that shit good as a
Is that just nuggets on bread
Yeah, you get a big bag of chicken nuggets, and then you just put two nuggets, and that's
the same which is your meal for the day.
Oh, for the day?
That's why I'm yielding five seconds.
I'm big.
I was out of that money!
That's why I could afford.
Oh, my bad.
I ate a lot of beans when I was broke.
Oh, did you also eat the ramen packets, but the ones that come in like the individual
ramen that you can bring?
Oh, man.
I used to walk in my gas station with $10, and I'd walk out that bitch with like a bunch
your food and $10 dollars and I stole that shit. Also they're right behind you.
$10 dollars? Okay multi-billionaire. Turn around.
Right there. Okay. I thought I saw them. I was getting dinner at the gun ball machine,
bro. My dinner was water, bro. Water and sleep. The idea of food. Water and sleep. I dream of
I'm Friday nights out at two ketchup squirts and I see
Who's blue wait, oh, yeah, oh, I'm still blue. Oh
Oh
Guess that does happen
Ahh!
That was great job, that was so good.
Oh my god.
Is this just a cast gaining effect with the health?
It's just forever, it's just forever.
How the fuck did you get over there, boss?
Um...
He doesn't know.
I used my little feet.
Pull on him or he dies.
Use your observation hockey in that fall, mate.
I'm using my dying light survivors since I'm spamming it, I'm spamming it, I'm spamming
it.
Oh, your arms are- I see a loot crate.
Oh, it's on a little sketchy ground.
Oh sweet, you got it!
Oh
Oh
I suck at trying to steal!
oh
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Uh-oh.
I get my circle in Chinese meal?
Nope.
What the?
Hello.
Where'd you die though?
I died trying to get Chinese food.
Yeah, I've done that before.
Nope.
What the?
Hello.
Where'd you die though?
Uh, I died trying to get Chinese food.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that before.
Oh, wait, check it!
That was really good.
I like that.
I have to, I'm really thirsty I'm gonna get a gate raid, I'm afraid to walk, I'm very
afraid to get a gate raid.
Am I gonna get a Gatorade?
Oh wait, someone's dead over there.
That's me!
I think I might go get you.
I think I might be...
Never mind, I don't think I might go get you.
Oh, never mind.
Don't get me.
Well, the game said I'm not allowed.
Don't get me.
I was scared.
That guy was making that sound.
I always wanted to know what those glorping sounds were.
I don't know what that was.
Yeah, what is that glorping sound?
I don't know.
Who is glorping?
Who's Glorpin?
It's not me, Glorpin.
They got me.
Oh, no!
See, it worked out.
I made a little platform for myself.
Hey, man.
No, I don't think so, I don't think so.
He almost got it too.
He almost got it.
My game.
It's the inside world when you're dead.
I don't have a shit.
I don't have a damn thing.
You're doing great.
This is kinda hard.
Uh oh.
Um, just keep going.
Oh, not down there.
Behind you.
I can't be stopped.
I'm gonna let you can't be stopped.
I'm wall hacking, there's like some food right to your right.
Wait.
Behind you.
All right, turn around.
I go down a little bit.
I'm gonna die.
To the left.
There's a hole.
You see the sparklies behind you?
Oh.
The sparklies.
Give me that, give me the yummy milk.
Server admins, we're not X-raying.
Keep it loose.
I don't know how I just did that.
You did it, because you're a pro.
I'm a professional when I lock in.
A boner.
And I don't get, I don't get what?
A boner.
Is there like any easier way down?
Oh, fuck off.
What the fuck are...
Is he fucking cute?
Kissing me all.
What the fuck are they doing to me?
I haven't seen a statue in a minute either.
It's so dark.
It's so dark and there's no statues.
No, just naturally occurring support beams in the ground.
Well, they're all natural. They were planted by beam beams.
it's like erosion or something I don't know I think you just used a buzzword
erosion erosion he's just one of the vocabulary list
erosion erosion
Man, where in the hell?
Oh, I hear the dog.
Yeah, I'm gonna woof.
I heard him bo-
Oh, that's what that sound is.
I heard him squeaking.
The squeaking was me squeaking it to see where he's at.
Oh, yeah.
That's fine, yeah, it's fine, he's like right down there, oh heavenly get the fuck back
here I hear him I'm coming oh no get up get up get up he's coming back for more
Where's he at?
Oh, he's following you, man.
I'm back. I got my order.
Oh, I'm dead.
I took literally a step forward and slipped and died.
That's great.
Where's he at?
Oh, he's stuck in a fucking bean.
He's peeking.
Well, this isn't the way,
because there's nobody that can get down to the fucking
dog with no items.
That's a long way down there.
He was hiding.
He was hiding.
Being a little freak.
I don't know what the fuck am I meant to get 300 feet down.
Fuck off.
Yo.
I'm gonna shit my pants!
He's gonna shit herself!
I don't want you to know that's not helpful. Yeah
Oh
She got the melee build
Because there's no damn way
Throw that dirt the dirt ain't gonna do that much
I think it's gonna help a little bit, but not a lot of it.
It's helping.
It is helping, but not enough.
You can jump on it.
I'm gonna break myself if I do that.
It'll be fine. Jump on it.
it's too far heavenly i'm the last one alive you got it man
you gotta fall if you do that that's why uh you can jump you can do that
you barely hurt yourself there's three cucumbers down there awesome we'll get you something
wait wait that's the statue oh oh oh oh oh oh we win oh
There's the cucumbers behind you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Climb.
Bada, come eat.
I don't know if I can get that job.
Bada, you'll be fine.
Wait. I'm playing these games before.
Eat.
Awww!
Thank you.
Go.
I mean, you're fine.
I mean, we wake up!
You drew a Honda's real
He's gonna build Peter bike blinking
I'm gonna just ignore that
Bro, what happened?
I'm so mad my shadow play wasn't on to watch your guys just fly a
Why would you kill us I
Didn't think I was just digging my hole
No, no, no!
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Bottles right there, and I'm right there, he's got hit to us.
Alright, I'm not exploded.
They're exploded.
AHHHH!
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Please take somebody up, I beg.
See, we're alive, guys.
Thank you.
I'm still missing!
Where did I die?
I'm gonna extract him
Where the fuck did I die?
I don't know
I wasn't missing
I'm not missing
You're not missing
Oh, for my soul to drink.
All right.
We're not missing.
Where is he?
Oh, he's up right here.
Oh, he's down.
Look at him.
Dog.
What do you do?
He's right here.
Heavenly?
Game is such a big game.
We get a bunch of things.
Eat the chicken.
Look at heavenly in the middle of nowhere man.
Heaven man!
The water is coming!
He's coming!
There's the worm Jesus!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
That's the worm, Jason!
The worm turned us off, thanks, worm.
Thanks, Quarron.
Thanks, Quarron.
Maybe be careful with the hole?
Nah, you got it.
Don't get flushed!
Yeah, we got it.
Don't get flushed.
You're coming.
You're coming.
You're coming.
You're coming.
come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, we're mine, we're mine
let's go away, let's go away, let's go away
alright, yep, okay?
is it cool down there, man?
I'm gonna be flushed away
oh, look at this, it's ice cold, baby, you get it?
oh yeah, I'm gonna be flushed away
hey buddy
yeah, bubba, bubba, bubba, bubba, bubba, bubba
well, Bob, how do you always manage to spawn in wherever I am?
I don't see you move, you just happen to be there.
The phone door.
Oh, oh, what's this?
Is it good?
Hey man.
It's good.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ahhhhhh!
Hahahahaha!
Bada!
Got the phone door and the worm.
The worm's in here bro.
The worm!
The worm!
I can't get it out of me!
I can't get it out of me!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
You guys just ran.
Up in the mountains, yeah.
Thanks!
I want to eat you.
I want to eat some leaves.
I want to eat some leaves.
What's they doing to us?
I know, holy moly.
Oh.
Alright.
Oh.
Go ahead and waste that as a dingus.
Always dingus.
It was a learning experience.
Now I know what dingus does.
He's coming back!
He's coming back again!
Why?
Why he cares so much?
He wants my asshole!
Oh
He said
All right, his one might be better than the fleshed one
Okay, I made a crevasse I'm on top of you
That's where I've always wanted you to be.
In another Kizan.
I'm not leaving.
You know, Miles, I had a revelation.
I think it might be too stupid for vintage story.
Oh, yeah, me too.
Look, I tried figuring it out. That's really hard, man.
Oh, I just like going there and causing chaos and talking to people.
Yeah, I think that might be the move, Kizan.
That's really why-
Get a fuck!
Oh!
Hey, I live!
Okay, but like actual question not being mean to genuine question with how hard it is. Why not just play minecraft?
Because boom
You know what fair enough then because boom is really hard. I got I got one brain cell me too. I
Just like to go on there to chat and to kill things
And then we'll create chaos.
I also like that.
And I like that he's on fire.
Who is gorpin out here?
Whoah!
Uh oh.
Gorpin is gorpin and a gorpin is gorpin.
I'm coming!
Well, I'm trying to come.
I'm on my way.
Is there not your own body buddy?
I don't know.
You didn't care about your own body?
Yeah, it was kind of horrible.
I like slaying.
I'll scound you.
I'm kind of surprised because I'm like nearby.
I'm like nearby a long way.
I'm right next to you guys.
I'm in that hole really right like genuinely right there.
Bingo.
Wait, wait.
No behind you, Bada.
That one.
Forcibly get out of here.
We got another loot crate.
Michael Yankson!
Oh, Michael Yankson.
We walk into the service.
Oh, I'm glad!
I'm gonna kill you!
No!
Hey, I'm dead!
Hey, I'm dead. Hey.
Why did I kill you?
Hey. Hey, I'm dead.
Why did I kill you all?
Last time I was in paper skin.
Give me that.
He's all...
Take this.
Take this. Take this. Take this.
Take this. Take this.
Where are you taking the other one?
Okay, um, I don't
Where even are you? Oh, he's down below. Oh he's down
Oh, no.
Ah!
I broke the wrong thing, man.
OK.
You're out.
Master, you're here to save us.
Yeah, I'm here to save the day.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I saved the day.
Deadly?
Ooh.
We are all dead.
Hey man, who said that was allowed?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You guys are over there, let me see if I can just dig over there.
I'm sorry.
Oh no.
You might not be able to just dig over there.
Uh oh.
You might not be able to just dig.
You gotta find a workaround.
Uh oh.
I don't really have a way to get over there.
Okay, hold on.
It provides a death overcome.
There's always a way forward.
There is always a way.
Improvise, adapt, overcome!
They're saved!
They're saved! They're wish saved!
Run!
That's okay.
Hold that steep.
I'm crunching and I'm lunching.
Oh, oh!
I'm lovin' in a race car!
Wait, are you with that? Hold up.
I didn't live that.
We're amazing.
Maybe you can go down.
Okay, careful.
Careful.
Um, that actually...
Okay, careful.
Here we go.
Ah!
Okay, I am dead.
I am dead.
Just so you're aware, I did that.
And he might be dead.
I'm gonna get some oobler eats.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, why'd I do that?
No, look it up, get up, wake up, wake up.
Okay, if I was Bada, where would my body be and why is it at the bottom?
All the way at the bottom.
I don't want to eat it anymore. I'm too full
You're okay.
Oh.
Hey, these are cool.
Perfect.
Let me see.
Let me take a look.
What's going on over here?
The little Dambada.
The little Dander.
I have a little Dambada.
I have a little Dambada.
I have a little Dambada.
I have a little Dambada.
I have a little Dambada.
I have a little Dambada.
I have items let me see if I can do anything with any of these
Oh
Okay, and then he is somehow right there. Oh my god
What does a trine beam do?
Oh it like brings up, it's like this for the sake of three.
It seems wasteful.
Okay, um hold on hold on everybody hold on everybody hold on hold on
Holding holding on the gamer dude. Holy moly. You don't know what I'm capable of
Did I that we got put that into a tick tock edit
Slowed and reapered dubstep. Please.
Oof! Okay.
Dengus. Do not wait for Dengus.
It's okay, I don't have it.
I'm gonna keep my Dengus.
I'm gonna just slide down gently.
Close to my heart.
There's an item right there too.
A leg need.
I'll find you.
Okay, what's it looking like?
Oh, oh, good news!
Good news?
heavenly back
heavenly back
you're bad, you're seeing me really fucking slow by
um heavenly
can you catch me?
sick, thank you
I got you!
Yay!
I have phone.
I have a dead-art coming.
I got phone.
I'm a phoney girl.
Yeah, uh, phone might be good here.
Oh.
Well.
Uh, Shirley, I can aim for that.
Okay.
Okay, okay, it sucks. I keep sliding because the ice is too icy. Oh, I know I myself
I'm not your queen.
Oh, right, you.
I'm not your queen.
You don't bat you.
He's a mug on me.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
Help me.
What?
Where are you?
Help!
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
And then I'm going to go touch the rock and bring Heavenly back.
I'm so glad to be alive.
I'm back baby.
I'm just still underneath.
Yeah!
Hammer! Hammer!
I don't know how to play this.
That's how you know I'm no longer sick when I can actually make that noise again.
Hammer!
I'm so blue.
Hammer!
I'm stuck in a hole!
No!
Oh man!
I'm stuck in a hole!
What do you think?
He said, come on boy!
It kinda works.
It did.
I was going to hop and I was like, what are you doing?
What?
Hey, he might be dead.
Oh, did you just fucking...
Oh, you beamed my face, man.
Yeah.
I was stuck on my face.
What?
He died.
He's blown.
He died.
He is definitely dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
You're stuck. I'm stuck.
You're stuck. You're stuck.
You're stuck.
You're stuck.
Oh my god.
I was just too tall.
He's so loud!
I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna survive, I'm gonna give up, I'm gonna give up
I saw a revived statue, but I don't know where it went.
It went down here.
But it's bottom back?
I'm not sure.
Okay.
I don't see the statue anymore, so I'm gonna assume yes.
Where did they go?
It went down this hole.
Well, they seem to still be alive, so...
Maybe it's safe.
Oh, it's on the-
I'm still alive, though!
Had it left.
I got you, I got you.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no he wants us
that's gross that's gross.
No no no no he's not he's not he's not he's not.
Okay I may have over exaggerated uh situation that is my bad.
However, can you blame me given to the...
No, he's alright.
Wait, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Catch me!
Bitch, catch me!
Catch me!
Hey, Red.
Hey!
Hey, I'm dead.
we're gonna get you back we're gonna get you back we're gonna get you back
You can trust us.
We all Loki and E.P.
Arm high-key.
Get her.
Yep.
Oh, Banana.
Oh, E.P.
There's so many items here.
Uh, the dog is...
Okay, he's out there.
That looks like a good dog.
Look out!
Bitch!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh
She's still going
3194
Miles, you are the only one. I want you to know that.
Oh, there's a little zipline right there.
And he did prematurely the zipline.
So you don't make fun of his tiny little zipline, OK?
I'm having fun.
He almost threw it.
Tiny little zipline.
You see it right next to his body?
He's right there.
Hi.
You see his tiny little zipline?
Oh.
Look up.
I don't see it.
Oh!
It's so small.
It's so tiny.
No, everybody's different.
And everybody's special in their own way.
I think if Iron Mouse and all people told me I was special in my own way, I'd have to
jump.
Everybody's special in their own way and everybody's different.
I'm like, Queen Iron Mouth's music, you're special in your own way, I think it's over dude.
AHH!
I see a body.
Dude, what the real is this?
It's me!
The CS Surfing.
Right?
The CS Surfing.
You gotta get the wall.
Jagged at the CS Surf music bumpin'.
I'm driving in a wrist off.
I'm driving in a wrist off.
I'm gonna flush!
No, don't get flushed.
I'm trying to not get flushed.
Don't fucking go.
guys I don't know where I am. That's okay we don't know either.
I don't want to rob an idiot's car. Oh wait.
I know the dog is down there, I know it.
Yeah, the dog is this way.
Heavily down there too now.
Oh no!
What if I just...
No, the dog don't like that.
I hear him.
I hear him too.
Oh no!
I got you. I got you. Oh my god. Where did you come from? Part two.
I don't know. How do you just keep on unknowing, man?
I noticed I think heavily went down this hole. Oh, wait, no, I see his body
Well, I'm gonna tell you guys I don't have a choice
Oh
okay it's okay it's okay it's okay dog is like mad this place you know more
down only you're horizontal
I hear all I'm going down oh oh oh good my dog is here I'm gonna get him I got
Watch it, please.
I got this.
Yeah, this is where the dog is on.
Now it's over here.
Tight.
Oh.
Whoa.
He's that way.
We're coming, boy!
We're coming to get you!
We're coming, boy!
We found a dog.
Next one, let's keep going.
Dog with the butt.
Is that chicken?
Are you girls ready to have a goot of time?
Yeah, what is it, character?
It's time to go down.
I'm ready to go down.
Let's go down.
We're going to the nether.
Oh, this is like Wonderland on Joer.
Yeah, this one sucks.
With the music change.
Yeah, we're in the nether now.
This one's actually hell.
I hope you like it.
What's a splash berry do?
Um, see that?
The fucked up red parts are...
They burn you.
But you can dig through them.
If you hit them with the water, like the splash berries,
it'll make them not burn you, but you can't
dig through them anymore.
That's the trade off.
Oh, you made a giant...
Oh beach bomb!
I found a buggy bomb.
Alright, we gotta get to the bottom somehow.
At least that.
Uh, it does that. Yeah, it burns it hurt.
It hurts. It's like an evil beach bomb.
I'm trying to hit that one over there.
No
Heavenly dead be sure was
He's not anymore I'm gonna wake up. Hmm. What it?
I'll take one for the team
We did it
Snake snake
So I would have been fine but the bats eat rocks here and he did just eat the
rock out on anything that's really cool come on down mouse you could have done that the whole time
let me die I forgot a head in my head mouse what the fuck mouse I'm here oh 40 60 mouse
Not for long.
Not for long.
Oh!
Back up, back up.
Oost!
Not for long.
No!
Oh, good.
I got this.
I don't know.
It's a tiny meal.
Meal?
I'll never say it's not.
It's a tiny meal.
Oh!
Not in time.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
Oh, what up, baby?
I want to slide down.
Yep, slide down.
What up, baby?
What up, baby?
We're the very handsome sir.
We have the restaurant that we won't name.
Oh, yeah.
And there's very beautiful e-boy voices.
She's crazy.
This is a very beautiful voice and beautiful hair.
Beautiful woman.
That was a beautiful man.
Oh, beautiful man.
Yeah.
Whoa.
That was a beautiful man
I love beautiful man
Wait, I got this
That's when you want splash fairies, man
Oh my gosh, you saved my life.
They're going to hot food.
Oh no.
We need splash fairy, I think.
I don't have one.
I wasted it.
Yeah, he's dead.
I have a dingus.
I don't have a dingus.
I have an extractor.
I think this might be better that direction.
Oh, the fucking worm.
Who died there?
No way!
No way!
It's looking bleak.
It's just you, man.
Is it really just me?
It's just you.
There's a statue right there.
Down there.
Yeah.
I will die.
I will die
Maybe you won't
All right, maybe you will
There's no way mouse, there's no way, there's no way!
I broke my ankle and I died, I broke my ankle and I died!
Bottom falling like every five seconds is so funny
This game's hard, bruh.
He's harding.
I broke my ankle and I died.
You got like mad unlocks though.
Ew.
I didn't do anything.
I got a wizard hat.
I got a wizard hat.
There's a broad package. There's only a full pen 33.
Hey, we're wizard hat. We're wizard.
Alright, my eyeballs are officially burning in my skull, so I have to go to bed.
Oh, yeah.
I hope you rest.
travel in this shit made me tired thank you mouse if you want to fall more let
me know it off play she's fun playing sober for once
you love doing things sober it yeah that was fun
I was in the case of Bubba Club.
Fuck no, we got drunk every day.
But neither did I, you know.
The whole thing in the convention is to drink, bro.
I'll train you a livery to failure.
I don't remember any of that.
What?
Mickey wants to play for one hour.
One hour.
Ooh.
I might go shower then cuz I've been on a plane all day.
I'll be horizontal.
I'll be horizontal.
It's okay.
True.
Horizontal time.
I think you can play later.
She has to give her baby antibiotics.
What?
Her baby.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
Oh, grab it.
her baby oh Greg yeah he got his balls
chopped off yeah cuz I told her if she
didn't do it soon he's gonna start
getting aggressive and also if she does
it soon he might grow a bit of a bigger
much and she's like I'm making the
appointment today sure as shit next day
his balls are gone like she did not
She was on that immediately.
That's why I'm the leader.
She was on that shit immediately.
Okay.
You should have bought a cat.
A cat.
It's a cat.
It's a cat.
She ripped the ball off.
The thing is about getting your pet fixed
is that once they start
the behavior that comes with not getting them fixed
getting them fixed doesn't stop it.
that's the thing really yeah getting them fix doesn't stop it once it begins you
can't unstop it how do you make it stop you don't you just get them fixed before
they start so like if like for example like a cat starts marking because they
weren't fixed getting them fixed isn't going to stop them from marking but if
you get them fixed before they start marking they won't start marking oh god
yeah it's like how in Minecraft when you give the cows like the wheat and like
they're gonna be looking for a partner forever until they find it and then the
little baby cow comes out and then it's like then they're like alright we're
done you know until you give them more wheat so you gotta cut off the wheat at
the source
Good night guys!
Good night!
Bye!
Give the cow wheat what the fuck are you talking about?
What he saying?
Uh...
What else fun?
I like it but I have to say I wish it was more biomes
because I we're ready to beat it like twice so now I'm kind of like even though it's hard
I kind of like I kind of like just I like it I feel like it needs more
it needs more it needs more only Michi will beat it Michi wants to play but Michi
She says she can do it in a few hours, but we're gonna be busy later.
But we'll see when she messes with me, we'll see.
I'm thinking about all the friends-loved games that have come out recently, there's
gambling, that's pretty fun.
The gambling game is pretty fun.
Uh...
Gambling game is pretty fine.
Uh...
I really like Peek a lot.
Lethal company is great of course repos fine
The golf game is really fun
I really want to play golf again with everybody because I was really fun
And they added a new course they added like a like I see like a ice an ice course
Which looks like a lot of fun. I like I love the golf game
um there's a few like other prime slot games that I have that I haven't played
yet like the keep gambling game that's another one that I want to try that I
haven't played I haven't played yet and then um
I feel like Subnautica 2 is different though, because Subnautica 2 is an actual game with
like stories, like it has a story line in it with this one and like, like Praffa has
a story but it's not like, it's like the story is very simple and it's like oh, there's
They're not like uncovering lore and shit, you know?
It's hard if...
I mean, one could argue that all friend...
like, friend game is friend slop.
You know what I mean?
If you're all be classified as friend slop.
But yeah, it has like...
But, but even in friend-slop games have like an objective, it's just very open-ended, you know?
I feel like...
When it's like a friend-slop game...
There is a goal, yes, there is a goal, but I feel like...
I feel like the focus is more on like...
Like, I feel like with, with Subnautica 2...
You can't really like, we're kind of like shit talking and like talking a lot.
We're talking a lot for platform and like we're doing stuff and talking.
Also, Mariko, you actually have to like pay attention.
Moe, I have to pay attention and stuff?
I don't know how to explain it.
You have to like pay attention. There's stuff that you have to do.
No?
Ah!
It reminds me of playing some Nautica in days!
I want to play some Nautica!
I want to play some Nautica!
Elden Ring Collap!
Oh, well we play Collap Elden Ring with Connor and that shit is hard.
You know that shit is hard.
It's like, our goal is to beat the game.
I feel like with like, prep one stuff, it's like,
it's okay if we don't beat the game
because we're having a great time, you know?
It's okay if you explode your friend.
It's okay if you explode your friend,
you know what I mean?
It's okay to explore your friend.
Oh, Dark Souls II co-op?
Oh yeah!
I don't know if the mod is out yet.
Is it out yet?
Is the mod out yet or no?
Another update five days ago feels closer.
I want to know how they played it.
They probably like asked.
We should just ask and ask them if we could use it to play it.
We should just ask.
We should play Red Dead Redemption 2.
I kind of do want to play it again.
I I tried playing it one time and I cried and I freaked out cuz I killed my horse and I and I didn't play it again
But I think I
Think I want to try it again
I killed my horse I let him down a mountain and he died
And I let my horse down a mountain and he died died down the mountain
I broke my horse, I'm working.
I
Bored them. I want some daily doses new daily dose
Monday wait, it's Monday
It's Monday, it's Monday
It's Monday, it's Monday
It's Monday!
It's Monday!
This hurt my brain, but in a good way.
Hey, what the fuck is this?
How does this work?
This hurt my brain, but in a good way.
It's Tuesday!
How does that fucking- WHAT?
Stop!
How?
What is that?
Two parabolic mirrors facing each other?
What's a parabolic mirror?
What's a parabolic mirror?
What's a parabolic mirror?
What is a parabolic mirror?
A parabolic mirror is a reflective
what a
Reflective or reflective surface used to collect or project energy such as light sound or radio waves
It's shaped as part of a circular parabolic
The fuck is a parabolic
Oh my gosh, here's my car!
Oh my god!
Hey, circle!
Go!
You can't play that in public!
Here's my car!
I'm not sure how this works.
No way!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but this water looks heavy.
It does! It looks like... It looks... It looks like... It does look heavy.
This is for pe-
It looks heavy.
It's water.
Our bullet mirrors are basically shaped like the lens in your eye.
A lens in my eyeball?
I don't think I'm out of basketball.
This view from the top of Everest is absolutely incredible.
One day I'll go to the top of Everest.
Just kidding, I never will.
Well...
There's no view.
I think this cat is having some sort of spiritual experience.
Oh my god, look at that!
And what are you doing?
I-I-I squished!
Wait, I want to see that cat again. It's so cute!
It's having some sort of spiritual experience.
He's so cute! He likes it!
What are you doing?
It's close!
So when did trees start doing this?
Wait what the fuck?
Uh...
Hey my alpaca got sheared.
What happened to the big ball in our house?
It's going to God!
There's a crane.
I'm going to get a first reaction. I haven't seen him yet.
For reference, I'll put a picture of what he looked like this morning.
Heel.
Oh no!
My baby!
Let's go!
Look at him!
Let's go!
He's bald!
He really said it's my turn.
This might be the best 3 card Monty I've ever seen.
What's 3 card Monty?
I'm gonna show you the move again that they do to trick you so I want to tell you to follow the queen
You're already following the one
All guys we uh, we missed
This might be the best three card Monty. I've ever seen
Hand in the middle
I'm gonna show you the move again that they do to trick you so I tell you to follow the queen
You're already following
All guys we uh, we missed our tornado, but
Small clouds.
Actually insane.
I found this cool video of how cherries are harvested.
Wait, what?
We missed all of the queen in the middle.
This might be the best three card, Monty, I've ever seen.
There's four cards?
High in the middle.
In the middle.
Hold your hand up.
I'm gonna show you the move again that they do to trick you.
So why don't you follow the queen?
You're already following the wrong card.
Well guys, we missed our tornado, but...
Holy! Look at this guys, look at this memadize here.
Holy.
Dude.
Actually insane.
I found this cool video of how cherries are harvested.
Oh, I see a tree-shaking sheet.
Oh!
Oh, it's so funny. That's cute.
That's what cherries look like.
They look like...
They look orange.
You're looking after you tomorrow. They're shaking you up.
They're shaking up.
Oh!
Are you trying to match your...
No!
No!
Are you trying to match it for the first time?
I feel like I'm drinking a vanilla football field.
A vanilla football field?
This is like lawn. This grass. Ain't no way this is not grass. This is grass we show. This is bush. This is some type of...
This friend bed in the 30 year. This lawn. This is the football field. I feel like I'm drinking a vanilla football field.
Is that what matcha taste like? This is like lawn. This grass. Ain't no way this is not grass. This is grass we show.
I've never had a friend bet him a 30 euros that he couldn't make the jump
Touch us
Run!
Bro, what are you-
What are you doing just hanging there?
No, you're right here, right here.
Oh my god.
I thought you were taking-
How did he even figure out he was good at this?
Oh my god.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
How did he even figure out
he was good at this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What? My brain can't go around this song.
How did he even figure out he was good at this?
Yeah, how do you even know how to do this?
That's crazy.
a random guy she didn't know copied her after she gave in to an intrusive thought
Watch this.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha.
Watch this.
Sometimes. Sometimes I wanna do that.
Throw myself in a bush.
Hahahaha.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
This is a lava tornado formed after a volcano erupted in Hawaii.
Hawaii lava tornado lava can create enough heat to cause air to rise and form
what some call a teffer devil
Lava nato
This time I'll give you the four and I'll take the queen in the four. Oh this guy again
Did you feel it? No, cuz that should be the queen.
Look at it. It's crazy.
What the fuck? How do you do that?
Look at you.
This time I'll give you the four and I'll take the queen in the four
You feel it? No, cuz that should be the queen.
What the fuck bro? Look at it. It's crazy
Not real
I just wanted the cupcake.
Oh, I want the cupcake.
Oh boy, he's a pig.
He's a purple.
Arius, what color is it?
Arius, what color is it?
This is killing you.
Arius, is it blue or pink?
Let him eat it at the...
Poor kid.
What?
What?
Doing this in those boots is really impressive.
Oh, what's that?
Whoa!
Whoa!
This is a salad with both hands.
Yes.
And a handle.
And a handle tight.
Yep.
now now
what
this dude this dude is like okay grandma okay grandma i got this i got this dude oh my god
she's so strong she's so fucking strong both times yeah okay now no now
I think his baby wanted to see what he was talking to.
Grab really high.
What the fuck?
Look at the baby.
There's just no way.
Me!
Jesus.
Oh my god.
That baby's literally that emo.
The baby's literally that emo.
Oh my god, that baby is literally that emo.
The monkey, that baby is literally a monkey.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
This is the monkeys!
Who made this?
I'll get a great save save for the rain!
Hello!
Hello, we're just watching some data shows.
This time, if I take the queen, I throw her in my pocket.
It makes it easier to follow, right?
So we're left with just the fours now.
So where's the queen?
In your pocket.
In my pocket?
What the fuck?
What's he even meant to do?
What the fuck?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Come on, let's fucking die, man.
Let's fucking die.
They're fucking dying.
They're fucking dying.
So what is it, Queen?
In your pocket, in your pocket?
Are you saying it's not there?
It's a trick, man.
You didn't see me switch it up?
They're fucking dying.
That's what it's even meant to do in this situation.
Man!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Poor guy was just trying to propose to his girlfriend.
When he's trying to propose, but you're just a girl building bubbles in a field.
Waaaaaah...
Oh my god, he's...
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
No!
No!
No!
Ain't no fucking way, no!
3, 2, 1, go!
Oh sh**!
Wow!
Whoa!
The internet would look at this fucking video, and be like, that's a grown woman by the way,
grown woman by the way, they love saying that shit bro, grown woman by the way, yeah, and
And, let her fucking blow bubbles bro!
You wish you could fucking blow a bubble.
Let her blow the fucking bubbles.
What?
What is happening?
What the-
What the-
It's a fucking-
This guy is blind, but he wasn't going to let that stop him from being a skateboarder.
Whoa!
That is so cool.
Look at her hand, bro.
That is so cool!
How do you even do that?
How do you even do that, Tom?
He's gonna steal my ball.
That's my ball.
That's my ball.
Hey! Hey!
Oh shit, he didn't give a fuck! He took his ball!
No!
That's my ball!
He took his fucking ball!
That's my ball!
Hey guy, no!
That's my ball!
Hey! Hey!
No!
That's my ball!
This is what the birds sound like when I wake up.
This person can't-
How the fuck did he do that?
Lexis, thanks for the radio, and a great treat. Thank you, Lexis. Thank you.
This is what the birds sound like when I wake up.
This person caught a young bear, playing with a stuffed dinosaur toy.
Wow.
Bunion.
Awww.
A little bear.
Bear playing.
I'll show you what I did.
I cheated.
I didn't use two forks.
But I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I don't think this traffic is clearing up any time soon
No.
No.
No.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Can they hold me down?
This guy wasn't gonna get outbound.
Can you enroll?
I just realized...
That's a crazy cross.
My mom has her, my mom has crosses everywhere.
You know it's great.
Did they haul me down?
This guy wasn't gonna get out bone.
You're so cute!
Oh look at the shape! Look how she be shaped!
To finish my first marathon?
Since 5K
What's the difference?
It's 3 miles not 26
A marathon of 26?
Thank you Miles
He just did 3
Newborns can't even see that
Oh my god!
I'm gonna go back to my house and try!
This is my first Marathon.
That's a 5-5.
What's the difference?
Let's leave him alone!
Let him celebrate!
Let him celebrate, man!
3 miles on 26.
Marathon, 26?
26 miles.
He just did 3.
Oh my god, how did you not know? It was his first one! It was his first one!
It was his first one! Of course he's not gonna know. I would be honest, I didn't even fucking know that. I didn't know that.
I don't do marathons, so I don't fucking know! I don't know!
I don't know!
Tomato potato? Yeah, tomato potato! You know what I mean?
my dad run it so I knew you see I feel like it's one of those things that like
you only know if like you've done it if you've done it you know you know but if
you haven't done it you don't fucking know you just assume everything is like
a marathon is like oh yeah i just did a marathon let's go
yeah that's why
oh my god baby just staring potato
this shit out of me bro
Newborns can't even see that well, so-
She just said three.
Newborns can't even see that well, so what do you think she's staring at?
Well, they're probably just looking.
She's probably just looking.
She's probably just looking.
My mom said that I had my eyes open when I was born, and I was just staring.
Some people just stay here.
That was pretty funny.
That was pretty funny.
Ornado!
Ronald!
It's the tornado!
This is the type of drink you accidentally order when you're trying to be nonchalant
Whoa, what is this?
If I said that I'd give you the drink you accidentally order when you're trying to be nonchalant
What is the purpose of this?
Is that still a wall like dangerous to burn?
Is that bad?
If I said that I gave you the queen, would you believe that I gave you the queen?
Yes.
Let's die again!
And then look at it.
That would have been crazy if it actually changed this time to the four, right?
Does he believe that I gave you the queen?
If I said that I gave you the queen, would you believe that I gave you the queen?
Yes.
You sure?
Did you see that?
That would have been crazy, but I should have changed this.
I'm like this.
I'm Triforce's Magic.
Oh, Bippo!
Bumbo.
Woooo!
Oh, whoa!
She was a boy.
As you keep playing, I'm gonna run to the store and eat the license and black bags.
Probably shouldn't have taken her bite out of this.
What the fuck?
What?!
Oh!
Eeeeeehhhhh!
Do people...
Do people have...
That much...
hair on their feet?
Is this?
Wait, what the fuck?
What?
What?
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHH!
Was that all like LED?
Whoa, that is crazy.
That is cool.
It looks real.
Wait.
It's really like the perspective to it.
Only TV won't perform.
What the fuck?
The only important thing I've learned as a mechanic.
But that's exactly how three-card Monty works.
If I want you to win, three-card Monty.
That's because I want you to win, alright?
And if you lose, three-card Monty.
That's because I want you to lose.
What the f-
Get this guy outta here!
But that's exactly how three-card Monty works, right?
It's if I want you to win, three-card Monty.
That's cause I want you to win, right?
And if you lose, three-card Monty.
That's cause I want you to lose.
God, Robert. Oh my god, Robert.
Oh my god, Robert!
Robert! Robert, oh my god!
Robert, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Damn, Robert!
What the fuck?
Wait, how is Robert so fast?
Oh my god, Robert.
Robert, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
These grouse hands have worked for this movie.
Whoa! Robert!
Holy shit, Robert!
What?
I don't know what is his name.
He's got a pot of gold in there.
Okay? He's got a pot of gold inside of his van.
I'm following him.
Okay, I'm following him.
video, you'll probably like this one as well. And I'll post you guys again, a river soon.
Later.
Hello, folk.
How?
Oh, watch a pet one.
Hello everyone, this is your Deoddus, a pet.
Why does this look comfortable?
No, because what are you doing, bro?
What the fuck?
What is that cat shape?
This dog loves smelly socks.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Eww.
Johnny.
Oh my God, oh, he's so cute.
I had a dream, I had another dream I had a cat.
I keep dreaming I have a cat.
Johnny.
I think I got to get a cat.
He's so cute.
Oh my god!
Whoa.
Oh my, that's so much hair.
He's not one for sharing his toys.
Do the wanna share toys.
Oh, pig!
Where's your mozzarella cheese?
I don't have it.
with the mozzarella cheese the good Giuseppe mozzarella cheese wait where's the mozzarella
I don't have it.
Oh, here it is.
There's more.
Where'd you go, where'd you go?
Oh, they're all so cute, they're all so cute though.
That's one way to get your ball unstuck.
A less smart doggy.
I want a pet!
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
Oh.
I like big dogs,
but big dogs are too big.
I'll knock me over.
I won't be taking it for a walk.
It'll take me for a walk.
Found a stick.
Found a stick.
Woo!
Found a stick.
That looks like some tasty snow.
This is crunching on that snow.
Oh.
Tell me.
Oh no.
Tell me.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh no! They're so cute!
I don't think Milton cares Milton, do you want to fess up to your crimes?
Milton doesn't hear.
Do you want to tell the people what you did?
Where shall I?
Milton, that was not your bagel to eat.
Uh-oh.
Let's go outside.
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go outside. Come on. Let's go outside.
Oh, bird!
This little guy is not happy.
Oh!
That's the kind of dog that's for me.
This is?
This is?
Oh!
Red dog!
Okay.
Same size!
Shut up. Shut up. Oh. Oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh.
What?
What?
What?
Everyone is running away.
Everyone is running away.
Good.
This cat is a real ninja.
This cat is a real ninja.
Oh!
I got it.
Good girl, Mocha.
Okay, what the booo?
Ah, Mocha!
Look here!
Ha ha ha!
Mocha, you're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
You're so cute!
I
Mean goose egg to see if he will be gentle with it
We just smash
Over the smash
He's so cute!
That's true.
Whenever you're ready.
Are you taking enough efforts?
We could... oh my god.
Are you just taking enough?
Oh my god!
What the?
He's just rolling!
I think it's a bit cold out.
He couldn't figure out how to get down.
How'd you get up there?
Uh oh.
Oh boy.
Oh no.
Oh my god, you're so small.
You wanna try?
You get it.
Oh no.
Oh fuck.
You did it.
Move.
Move over.
Learn how to seat.
What is a mouse trying to get up the toilet?
What the fuck?
Move over!
Learn how to see!
What is a mouse trying to get off the toilet? What the fuck?!
This is really impressive.
Whoa.
I drove cat.
Oh my god, what the fuck? Holy shit!
It looks like no.
I think they missed their train.
Oh my god, look at them chase after the trains.
They're so cute.
The cutest.
The cutest.
The cutest.
Frankie in a sleeping kitty at the cat cafe.
Aww.
I just wanted to show y'all what happens when it's time for me to feed them.
Oh my god they're coming they're coming look at them they're so cute.
They're coming here they're so cute.
I love those cats.
Oh my god.
Look at them!
Woof woof!
That is my chicken!
It is a cat.
It is only going to pop.
My mom.
I want to say my cat is over dramatic, but that's a little over dramatic.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
This dog is a better surfer than you are.
Jesus!
Oh, barg.
Hello Mamas babies I went up the stairs then can you rock the stairs ?
They're so cute!
Look how big they are!
Did you just woke up?
You can just woke up!
A mannequin?
I think he wants a small bite.
Oh
Cars
Oh my god, it does look like he's bald and wearing pants!
Oh god what the fuck
Hey, you okay?
God, bird.
That's a good cat.
You are just like, serving.
Who are you serving for?
Oh my gosh!
Look it's called now!
And I'll see you guys again very soon. Later.
I keep having dreams that I have a cat.
What does that mean?
I'm gonna get a cat?
Does it mean I deserve a cat?
Does it mean?
I want a cat.
I want a cat all for me.
I want my own cat.
Ugh.
Are you sure?
I am sure.
I am sure I want a cat.
Are you allergic? Uh, I don't think so.
I don't think I am.
It's just I've never really been able to take care of a cat because I've been
Pretty sick
my whole life
So I I couldn't have like the responsibility of a pet
but I think like
Maybe I could
dead as a pets robot cat
maybe I don't want to get
get an orange cat and call it copper cat
copper they're very protective over their pillow
Where are you two?
Why are you two?
I didn't kill you one.
Hey!
Yeah, maybe I'm faster.
You're going to eat me?
Okay?
Reg?
Reginald?
Baby, you can do-
Steve is Reginald!
Jump on the water!
That's a firm note.
That is so cute.
Which one is the calm sibling?
Just let me love you.
Oh, I know that breasts don't matter.
You just murdered your sister.
Oh, I know that breast pump, mom.
You just murdered your sister.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You just murdered your sister.
You pen me.
Come on.
Get it.
Did you just try to teach the cat to get rid of the pen?
Come here.
Yes!
Oh, careful, guys.
Oh, start it.
I'm jumping on your mom.
He's got a promising career ahead of him.
Wow.
This is what happens when you're a bad boy.
You get time out.
Oh.
Don't stay there.
Garfield.
Garfield?
Are you ignoring mom?
Lucius Lyon.
Lucius Lyon?
Thank you for staying there.
Ain't no way she gave her dog Lucius lion.
Bring mom. Lucius lion. Lucius. Thank you for staying there.
And.
What you doing?
Uh-oh.
He has mastered the art of the sneak attack.
Oh my god
Oh
It's a sleepy you don't want to street no more when he was a baby he was to run everywhere
Look now. He's just coping out. He's just seeing what's there
Coco come here
Hey, uh-oh!
Oh no!
Damn, I lost my dog.
Oh no!
A lot of people have asked how old Flora is.
Unfortunately, it's privileged.
This cat is keeping China safe.
A beautiful cat.
It's in the world safe.
This guy's my f***ing cat's head fell off.
It just fell off.
Oh.
Oh god!
No!
I'll address to you.
That is a huge snake.
This bug had an unlikely savior.
AAAAAAAAGH!
Derrick, are you a bridge?
What are you doing?
Come here! Right, you'll have to come down.
Come on, you'll have to come down.
There we go. Now, don't be silly.
Don't do it again.
I mean that angry face because I'm not giving you any more blueberries.
He wants.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Oh they're so cute.
Oh my god.
Oh
The dog! The dog waiting!
I just got back home from Costco. Can I have that? Please?
Miss her.
Well, now what are you going to do?
Can't get him both.
He's not both.
This might be the most unbothered dog ever.
Sabine, would you like to eat something?
Sabine, Sabine, you have to answer me.
He's so cute.
He's also...Toby!
Toby!
No!
You called your cats a beanie?
Is that a bad name for a cat?
Woo! Woo!
This odor has come up with a new way to play fetch.
Down the stairs!
I will be so scared of my dog like falling down the stairs.
Oh, he's fast.
Oh my god, he is fast, what the fuck?
Jazzy, what you doing?
You're in a tortilla.
Are you a burrito?
Oh my god, he's so tall.
That's what you are.
Yeah, that's what you are. You're a burrito.
Every time I come home for the walk...
He's so tall.
He needs to come down and sludge the kitchen.
I'll just clean that up, shall I?
Oh my gosh.
Whoa!
Oh my god.
Peacocks are dangerous creatures.
They're evil.
They are evil.
Don't let anybody fool you.
Those things are evil as shit, bro.
Those things are evil as shit bro.
Explain? They're very agre- Peacocks are very aggressive and attack like everything.
You could go on YouTube and look, they're very very noisy, they're very very territorial, they attack everything.
Lola the fuck had slept into the street how I can't spend too much to scream
oh my
so i guess this cat loves furch as much as a dog
i'm sure you think about geese uh no no no i'm not thinking about geese
I am NOT thinking about geese.
But geese are also aggressive, but peacocks are super aggressive. They're very evil.
He couldn't be bothered even if he tried.
What?
Ballota or Bicotrero?
Tigers!
Ballota?
What did you say?
Ballota means it's true.
You also mean they're guessing we'll have to look out for tigers trying to eat what?
Tigers want to eat peacocks all the time?
No!
No!
I don't want to do it.
Why am I not going to do it?
I don't want to do it.
Why have one necklace when you can have three?
Wow.
This hamster likes to eat with everyone else.
Oh my god.
I was watching a video about gerbils last night.
I was watching a random gerbil video.
Gerbils are pretty cute.
Get puppy!
He's got the floppiest ears I've ever seen.
Oh!
So cute!
Oh
Bonjour Emma, I don't know if movies gonna read it. I
I don't know if he's gonna read it. He's being asshole today.
One of my best friend's family raised all sorts of birds and the peacocks were the meanest.
They even bulled the geese.
Bro, he's lagging. What the fuck? What is happening?
Good morning!
Hasn't been a good couple days, my little bun-bun Joe is back, hospitalized at the vet,
is getting surgery to remove abscess, hoping his fever goes down so he can come home tonight.
I hope he can come home tonight too, I'm giving you a hug, thank you!
Oh, I'm sorry, I hope Joe Joe gets better.
Booby, you asshole, read the bookie!
Read it!
Thank you.
Is that a carot?
Oh, an ardilla!
Squall and spices ardilla!
Oh my god, oh man.
She doesn't want her to leave.
Oh my god, look at the cat's car!
That's so cool!
Oh my god, is that dog William Dress?
That's so cute.
He couldn't believe what he smelled.
Be careful, my dad said he wants to eat an iguana.
I don't know her name yet, his name yet.
The spirit is very well trained.
trained.
What?
Cool.
Word so.
Okay.
Mom.
Yes.
Burn.
Come on.
Hi guys.
So, I'm just on the floor.
My utility room at the moment.
Getting absolutely mugged by my pet.
I'm just going to go to bed.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I've never seen a body that looks like this.
Wait, what? He's so fluffy!
Is it?
Oh my god!
Oh.
Oh my god, it's that thing!
Is this dog also a vampire?
They're not your eggs, they're my eggs.
They're like sometimes they're your eggs, but not right away
So now you're very excited right now, but these are not your eggs
Not right now. You want them?
Gentle
I feel like I rarely ever see dalmatians. Oh, really? This little guy is still learning how to run
I feel like I rarely ever see Dalmatians go.
I don't really see too many Dalmatians out there.
They're high maintenance?
Oh look!
You see?
Let us pick up!
Let us pick up attacking!
Attacking a car!
He's evil!
It's beautiful, but Jesus Christ.
The streets aren't safe anymore!
The streets aren't safe anymore!
Run!
It's chasing after him though!
The streets are no longer safe.
Will they ever save him though?
They will never save.
They were never safe.
They were never safe.
It's still a football on legs?
What does that mean?
A football on legs?
A football on legs, eh?
All right.
Let's watch some of the videos that you just watched.
I'll football on legs eh?
Alright, let's watch some of the videos that you guys have sent over.
I want to watch some of the videos you guys have sent me.
So I'm into breaking rocks now.
Yeah, I'm down with chopping trees.
I am not the woodsy kind, or mechanically inclined, but today I built a house!
Wow!
Folks have called this game addictive.
I am a good cook for Fondue Valley.
I've been playing for a while now.
And it turns out they were right.
I have not seen my bed in 13 days
But I'm thinking there isn't a making me a maid
Oh stop it Barry!
I'm a little bit scared though
There she is
And for some reason I give such a shit
Not Barry!
We all made a lot of pay about this game
But now I get it
And sweet lord I love making hay
So many things I never do
But apparently in lieu
I star-do
I star-do too
I give diamonds to my homeboys
And I'm working toward a wife
I hate giving diamonds to fucking girls
Fuck that guy
So I pass them out in shifts
I wish everybody liked me
Just like real life
Found some goodies in the garbage
Found a mouse who runs a shop
The mouse!
But the thing which I have not found
Is a way to make it stop
My phone has six hundred and three missed calls
But a cowboy wizard gave me drugs and I tripped balls
The feet of the melon of the bunnies
Wait, what? When I buy seeds I blow like eighteen thousand bunnies
I'm the channels and I have no good excuse
But I clear brambles and I brew
Potato juice
All these skills I don't pursue
Well, they're finally coming true
Cause I start
Oh, I'm the man in so much pineapple wine
It's not even possible
One more day, gotta play
One more day, gotta play
Incredible
One more day, gotta play
One more day, one more day
Got a poop
But it's on the switch
So we're good
Ah!
is so much better than Harvest Moon
when it's basically Harvest Moon
a much better soundtrack, no load times, great goals
adoption, inclusion, and streamlined controls
I'd recommend this game to anyone, anywhere
just as long as you've got 1500 hours you could spare
I hope baby iPhone is okay
I've found
And I just stopped asking why
Maybe it'll be okay
What a way to spend the day
Fishing, farming, shopping, shopping
Crying, crying, crying
There's a twinkly little light
I see
Maybe I should go
I don't have like 800 hours in the game
I don't have that much
I try playing Star here, Ali
And both?
I have 800
I have 833 hours in the game
Hey, thanks for watching this video. Before you go, please like, subscribe, and comment, so you-
Thanks, bro. I have 833 hours in the game. I like 500. As of now. It's pretty bad.
But I haven't played in like two days, so I'm kind of behind.
I'm kind of a hand, bruh.
I have put 2,000 plus hours in Destiny 2.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, you know, I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
Hey bro, I'm sorry bro.
Hey bro, I'm sorry bro.
My bad man.
4.3k hours in Warframe for me?
How many hours in Warframe do I have?
Warframe.
I have 160 hours in Warframe.
What's this?
I am a noob.
I am still a baby.
Come visit! Boutique store with like five dresses!
A store that's entirely, uh, it's, it's just, it's just Funko Pops, like, I don't...
And stale Chinese food featuring overly aggressive free sample lady.
Hey dummy!
I'm good.
Hey stupid free sample idiot!
Nah, I'm, I'm good, thank you.
Take the sample!
Oh my god!
There's a shining Labyrinthian monument to the hubris of capitalism.
We found ourselves as a littering husk of our former glory.
featuring decorative fountains that haven't held water since the Bush administration.
ATM machines with freshly installed parts skimmers.
And we're down to an average of only two firearm discharges per week.
What?
Dying local mall is ideal for boomers looking to power walk in an air-conditioned environment.
They never buy anything, but when they inevitably collapse,
maybe the paramedics might stop by the Northstrom or something.
Take the sample!
Oh my God!
We've got a licensed dispensary, an unlicensed dispensary, an independently owned anime store
that we're actually rooting for, 57 custom printed apparel kiosks, and a Cinnabon that
delivers calories through a passive proximity based area of effect aura.
But you better hurry or operating hours and right after you've gotten home from work and
eaten dinner, there's no better place to help us launder money, dying local mall.
Look upon my works, ye mighty and despair.
I wanna go to-
Take the sample!
I wanna go to a dying local mall.
I would love to go to a dying local mall.
I wanna go to a mall.
I wanna go to a mall.
Next IRL, yeah, next IRL, we're gonna- we're gonna go to a dying local mall.
I
What the fuck
Tell me about this, what's this?
Australia is home to some of the deadliest animals on the planet.
That's true.
But what if I told you there's one creature they all fear?
Bleem!
An invasive species, million strong, wiping out native animals that we are locked in combat
with to this very day.
What kind of vile beast is capable of spreading such reckless hate?
The answer is this fat fucking toad.
Oh my god what the fuck?
But how did this war begin?
Well to answer your question we're gonna have to go waaaaay back.
The year is 1866, we are in the land down under and our story begins the same way many
tragedies do.
With the British.
You see, having gone hippity hopity your ancestral home is now my property around 90 years back,
the Brits are in full swing rampantly colonizing the country.
And part of that included agriculture.
Now, they brought with them many crops, but the important mystery, sugar, was valuable,
not only for trade, but also because, well, the f***ing tea isn't going to sweeten itself,
is it?
Show me the fucking tailed.
But you see, sugarcane only grows in the heat, which ruled out the south of the country.
That's true.
It also has human environments, which ruled out Western Australia.
Wait a minute!
Okay, I'm going to sound really dumb right now.
The hot part of the country is the north and the cold is the south.
I thought it was all hot. I thought the whole country was hot.
Sugarcane only grows in the heat, which ruled out the south of the country.
The south is not hot.
The south is cold.
It also likes humid environments, which ruled out western Australia.
Wait, do they ever get snow?
Which left them with one option.
Oh, and it's snow, right?
The cane farmers loaded up their first Stardew Valley save in Queensland in 1866
Oh shit, but the farmers ran into an issue. You see Queensland is home to these nifty little bugs called
Dermalop...
Dermalopida albohurtum. These are native trees that hit their macros by munching on plant leaves
So when cane farmers joined the Queensland Minecraft server and set up a f***ing
hermitcraft-sized farm, the beetles were in heaven and set to work demolishing the plant.
Now, funnily enough, the adult bugs weren't actually the problem. Sugarcane leaves hold
poor value, but the problem is that with such an abundant food source, the bugs started multiplying,
laying their eggs around the base of the plant. These eggs hatched into larvae and unlike the
grown-ups, these little worms donated leaves.
They eat the roots.
And so the sugarcane starts getting absolutely
fucking spit roasted.
And the farmers can do nothing but watch
as sugarcane yield plummets through the floor
along with their profits.
This whole situation really pissed off the farmers
who banded together, went to the Australian government
and told them to fucking fix it.
Sir, a horde of creatures is destroying the Cainfields.
Fuuuuu-
And so, the Queensland Government founded the Bureau of Sugar Experimentation Stations,
or the B.S.E.S., in 1900.
This team of crack scientists then immediately set out trying to solve the very same issue
every single factorial player faces.
This place is covered in bugs.
They are breaking my shi-
How do I violently slaughter the local wildlife
in order to expand capitalism and my profit margins.
The B.S.C.S. potted this question for 25 years.
They tried spraying chemical insecticides.
Didn't work.
They tried injecting insecticides into the soil.
Didn't work.
They tried releasing the fucking quarter-seps fungus.
And it still didn't work.
Then, one day in the office while pondering this question, Jamwon had an idea.
Oh no.
Okay, we are getting outmaneuvered by the cast of Bugs Life.
Someone in this office, please give me anything.
Uh, what about cane toads?
Oh no.
Cain toads, those big fat things that exist in the cane fields in Hawaii.
I mean, it's a frog.
They ate bugs.
Oh no, they imported the Hawaiian frogs.
This is the same problem that happened in Hawaii with our frogs.
So the Puerto Rican frog, Koki, they live in, they live in Puerto Rico.
Somebody took the Koki because for some reason,
The ko-kī can't stay alive in other places because it requires a specific habitat.
So they took a ko-kī to Hawaii and then the ko-kī went crazy and started multiplying like crazy to the point
where now it's considered an invasive species and it's overrun Hawaii and now they are trying to kill them all
because there's just so many cookies everywhere in Hawaii and people absolutely
hate them. We just introduce an invasive species to fix a problem caused by an
invasive species. I mean what could possibly go wrong? It says invasive.
And so in June of 1936 2,400 brave cane divers were deployed to the fields to
deal with the arthropod menace. But there's just one small issue. Cane toads were thin dog shit.
Yet, funnily enough, big fat, slow, ground-dwelling toads were not exactly the smartest solution.
Oh no. They were beetles that spent the majority of their adult life six meters off the fucking ground.
On top of that, cane toads don't dig the food either, so they didn't eat the larvae.
Now this all sounds like information should have come up during the research and study
phase of the plan.
This however implies that there was a research and study phase.
The B.S.C.S. did not conduct a single f***ing study on environmental impact...
Oh no!
...before we make you an army of cane toads!
Oh no!
Are you f***ing...
This complete absence of brain cells caused a rather spectacular domino effect of ecological
f***ing ups...
And it's gonna teach you a valuable lesson about invasive species.
You see, while the cane toads barely ate what they were supposed to, they did eat.
And as incredibly large, omnivorous toads, they ate practically anything they could fit
into their mouths.
Oh no, and they have big mouths.
Racks, mice, snails, baby birds.
It was the toad equivalent of a curbie.
And then, not unlike the exact problem they were brought here to solve with all that food,
they started reproducing.
A lot.
In fact, female cantoads can lay anywhere between 8000 to 30,000 f***ing eggs per clutch.
But I mean, this should not be too much of a problem.
is home to some of the deadliest creatures on the planet. Surely the local wildlife has this under
control. Wait what? It came toads. They're poisonous. It says little bulges on the shoulder
and those are paratoid glands and they are packed to the roof of the bufotoxin. No, that's not a
the D's nuts J.
The phone person!
Gardy!
Now, whenever the adult toads are threatened,
they will squirt this white sticky fluid out of the glands.
Ah!
And if you're tested, it does two things.
One, makes your trip absolute balls
thanks to the hallucinogenic Bufotenin.
And two, the other ingredient, bufigen.
Just straight up gives you a hard attack.
What?
It's important to note that this toxin
is also present in their eggs and tadpoles.
Now in their natural habitat,
this isn't as much of a problem
because everything around them
has had thousands of years to get good
and deal with this fast poison build
by either developing immunity
or learning to eat around the glands.
But Australia is not their ecosystem
and despite all of the deadly animals we've got,
they have had a grand total of five minutes
to adapt to the presence of the f***ing Kailad Toad.
Now, quick question for the class.
What happens to an animal population
when there is nothing to eat it?
It gets bigger.
And so, shortly after being introduced,
I rapidly expanding,
tyrannid swarm of toads
began to spread across the country.
The BSES noticed this and did f***ing nothing.
Because it technically didn't affect the sugarcane, the swallows, and further, occupying all
inhabitable parts of Queensland and they were laying so many f***ing eggs that their
clutches began polluting the waterways like a bufotoxin tea bag, killing native fish as
well as any animals that drank from the water.
The BSES did nothing.
eggs hatched into tadpoles, which started killing more fish. The BSES still is meeting.
The swarm advanced, breaching into the Northern Territory and New South Wales. When questioned,
the BSES insisted the toads were doing their jobs and everything was fine. By the 1980s,
The Toads were now starving out or just f***ing eating local wildlife and one-shotting anything
that tried to eat them.
This is horrible!
And considering that there were five f***ing million of them, that happened a lot.
So with local wildlife being absolutely f***ing decimated, the BRCS was forced to acknowledge
that maybe, just maybe.
Listen, we fucked up.
But, oh well, everyone makes mistakes.
Nothing we can do about it.
No.
They left it for the government to clean up.
Sir, a second hoard of creatures has escaped the Canfield.
Uh-oh.
Fuck!
Yeah, they realized just how much damage was being done,
and in 1986, began funneling federal funds
into controlling the population.
They tried trapping and physically removing the toads, but unless they had 5 million traps, that wasn't going to do it.
But they're so bad!
Biological warfare was proposed in the form of releasing viruses and parasites, but was shot down because it would do just as much damage to the native wildlife.
Why is that game?
And so, the toad front continues to advance to this day.
So where does that leave us?
Short answer.
He's a kind of f***ing cane toad.
Now a total of 75 native species and they've even driven populations of animals like the northern quail
to complete
Extinction in parts of the country they infest and with the population now sitting at
200
Fucking million toads
Spreading with prediction showing they will be
Ecosystems in five states in the near future and given that they have a master population at ten times the size of the humans in Australia
The government has completely
Switching
Reduction using bait toads covered in non-lethal but unpleasant substances
To try to teach local wildlife that toad bag on top of this the government has encouraged the broader public to
um, just can kill the toads. You are supposed to do it humanely by catching them and sticking
them in a freezer for 48 hours, but most people don't want a frog taking up their
freezer space, so they just use a golf club or a car. And with this being Australia, our
wildlife is also putting up a fight. Killbacks, for example, are immune to their venom and
And Rikali and Magpies have learned to flip them onto their backs before getting a feed.
Now jokes aside, you want to know who I feel genuinely awful for?
The Toads!
They didn't ask for any of this shit.
They just got dumped on a random island and did their thing, and now they are being actively
hunted.
No, no, no.
The assholes in this story are the B.S.C.S. and the cane growers.
Because you may be thinking, why were they allowed to do this shit in the first place?
Well, uh, that's the neat part.
They won't.
What?
The federal government banned the f***ing idea when they came up for it in 1935, based on
the advice of entomologists who rightly presumed the toads would become a bigger f***ing issue
than the Beatles.
You were back when you first became me.
But the BSDS and the cane growers lobbied to have the ban lifted in 1936.
We are stuck in permanent toad combat because these dickheads looked at scientific advice
and went nah-ah.
You've got to be fucked!
Australia's fucked up!
That was so good.
What the fuck?
But that's so sad.
That's the same shit that happened with the cookies when they took the cookies to fricking...
When they took the cookies to Hawaii and they overran Hawaii and now they're an invasive
species in Hawaii. It's always the fucking frogs, bro. It's always the fucking frogs, bro.
It's always the dead frogs!
What the fuck bro, what the fuck is up with the TTS man?
I hate the fact that it doesn't wanna fucking work today, like it sometimes works, but sometimes
doesn't work.
What is going on?
You have to style more fonts type faces, you didn't even do most of the iconic ones.
WING BINGS!
You have to style more fonts.
You didn't even style the most iconic one, wing-bings.
I gotta be honest, I don't even know what that is.
And secondly, I don't think you guys understand how hard it is
to style different fonts and typef-
Oh
No, don't
The most I ever thought about fucking five days is holy shit
I thought of you
Oh, he's so he's so stylish
It's so cool
He's so creative
Oh my god
You're so fast Sean!
Hey, I know that dog.
Hey, I kind of know that dog.
Hey, wait, I think I know this dog.
What does it mean to be complete?
Hey, wait, I think I know this dog.
I'm not sure if anyone ever stops to answer that question.
move forward every day assuming that by existing they are complete until the
next thing comes along and reveals to them that there's still room left to
grow you don't know what you don't know after all I know with certainty that I'm
I'm not and then till I figure out how to be doing I cannot complete my purpose
Screaming
Oh my god, it's a dog.
What is it, dog?
Wait a minute.
There's that little pink rat doing there.
What the fuck is that pink rat doing there?
there is currently happening in the west side of Chinatown the resurgence of
the bad you are within the area
Oh my god.
Wait, was there a rainbow too?
Oh my god, I see the rainbow!
Hey, what's that rainbow doing there?
Hey, what's that rainbow doing there?
What's that rainbow doing?
the bad wolf. If you are within me, I will advise you to lock your doors and bring them to the question of who really is the bad wolf.
Are we done then?
We're done when I say we're done.
I am done with the entire shipment.
but of course they weren't like this back then you can sense their
intelligence now in the time I've been away they've changed place entirely in
their image now they squirm at the thought of killing they cry so harshly
laugh so loudly and you fall in love so deeply a society dominated by emotion I
wonder what it's like
if I then moved between us hasn't drifted us beyond a bridges span
with precision you want the breath to be two even pieces all right listen I'm
I'm only here for the vile.
I really don't want to leave that to you.
If you hand it over nice and easy, we can all walk out of this happy.
Me ting dong, huh?
What the?
Well, I'm really sorry.
You don't want to hear her again video on YouTube day!
Did you really want to get to me?
Why so edgy?
Oh, shit, he has claws!
I think it might be heading out now oh shit if you had to choose between the
family you knew to love you and the people around you now that you hold
Oh, dear.
Which would you choose?
Oh, my God, you got a tree.
One at the cost of another.
The trolley problem.
The trolley problem.
Hey, we pay that bill.
Oh, she's on his phone. Doc can use phone?
Doc use his phone.
Excuse me, mister.
Hmm.
Are you...
a bad wolf?
Uh...
Uh-oh, uh...
Yeah.
Are you a furry?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Right.
And Mr.
Cinema!
Are you...
bad?
Cinema, Mr. Cinema!
I suppose so.
No, you're not bad. You're just a furry.
See you later, mister.
Right.
Get that kid out of here.
Aww, yay!
Yay! Hey, wait a minute.
what the hell I know those people what the hell what
what the cat also oh nice no they're into the monster dog me right now a new
cat from from game overs damn look the dog lover hey that's a cool dog bro oh
shit here we go again mousy do you know song les tems des cathedrales
No, but I will I will I will I will figure it out
Dog stream
This Mars pretty cool puckle puckle. I think puckle did it. I
Think puckle did the model dog tober
What the fuck is this video that you sent me?
Grace locks in and kills the resident evil.
What is this intro?
What is happening?
What the fuck?
Oh, say the word bye!
Oh, shit!
Wow
I feel like I went back in time!
That carpal tunnel syndrome is me, bro.
That's me, man. That's me, bruh. Recipes bought? It was just his fuckin' butt, and you barely
saw his butt. You barely saw his butt. You barely saw his fuckin' butt, guys. Come on.
I've seen more butt on TV.
That was so pixelated.
What is this?
I thought it was going to be some dingy car park.
Not in the actual station itself.
ERB! ERB!
If any of you have just joined us on the stream,
we've just taken a train here because we were too weak to cycle today.
We're trying to find our way.
Hello, Raiders.
Who twers it now?
You're done. Hello, Raiders.
Think it's this one.
Oh, no.
Tourist information. Excuse me, where do I get smashed?
I love it if you can realize that it was Elizabeth.
You all be.
Oh, my God.
Chad, you have to tell me, who's, who's the LB?
What the fuck, no! How do you not know who your B is?
I'm sorry, I'm not...
Elizabeth!
I don't know who the name of the LB is.
Miss Motherfucker.
What is that?
I'll kick your ass, bro.
I'm so sorry, Chad.
I don't know how to use it.
I use it in Tanya.
I don't know how to use it.
Why do you say anything out of the blue?
Because that's your fucking name!
What are you mean?
I'm a doctor, so I had loads of fucking...
Thank you, Elizabeth.
My queen.
My queen?
Yes, my queen.
It's an information desk.
Hmm, who's that?
Elizabeth, thank you for the ride.
Thank you Elizabeth for the ride. I was confused throughout.
Yeah, you feel dumb now, don't you?
You just suck a little hundred ounces and we're in the most confusing station in Japan.
This was a deal at Rob's! Gozled that glissos!
Let's go, I'd ever!
I need gozled the glissos!
I thought they were going to show me the glizzy guzzling, I was like oh we're going to see
the glizzy guzzling, but we didn't see the glizzy guzzling.
What is this?
Hey, why don't we show everybody that we can hold him?
What?
Hold him.
What is he?
Why don't we show everybody that we can hold hands?
What?
Hold hands.
What is he?
You can hold hands?
Yeah, in the game.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
I'm like chained.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
I'm like a prisoner trying to run away.
Oh, my God.
What are you doing?
Look at that.
You can see the chains.
Oh, my God.
Is there a problem?
It's not even holding hands, though, right?
Like, I'm just-
We were holding hands!
This is what besties do.
You want the besties hold hands.
I mean, I'm just-
We were holding hands!
This is what besties do!
He wants to be besties' old man!
I mean, I was just saying, I don't have a choice!
No, don't!
You don't have a choice.
Besties have to hold hands if they don't...
...be death.
Ba ba ba de alle x4
A wheel...
hold me's old hands...
that's true...
How get you know?
If you don't hold my hand then
you eat kya kya
What is- what am I looking at?
I love Chaffee-
Not mean enough to her fans, that's the problem.
Like if you- if it's Gua, they expect us to kill them.
We want to throttle them dead.
That would be my advice to you.
Demonstrate a firm hand with your fans, especially children.
They can't possibly get enough.
Because you people need to know exactly how much you've fought!
And we celebrate Chapel Road with this song!
They sang hate pony club!
It's been great to do that song. People love it. People sing it with us. They respond.
And it's fun. And every night, you know, I dedicate it to Otorishirungus because...
I'm sorry
There's like a like a sensor bar. Does he have his penis out?
He was the craziest and if anybody would have been trolling around the pink pony club
It was over since you know what I mean
Does he have his penis out?
It was like a huge sensor
What?
it's pigment I don't know I'm gonna be honest I don't know who that is I don't
know who that is I've heard of the band but I don't know them and I don't know
anything about them
Oh, it's just a moment.
It's, it's, it's...
Ahahah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Wait, what?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Wow.
Ah!
That's impressive.
Oh my god!
I shall die!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, I loved, I fucking loved this stream. I loved German's Dollhouse. Holy shit.
No, look at that!
Oh
I'm fucking losing my mind.
I'm fucking losing my mind.
Wow...
What the fuck?
I
Coin game the coin the coin game
Has been so long that paid the coin game. Oh my god, there was an update for the coin game
Yeah, yeah, give it up. Give it up. Oh, she's my oh, she too, bro
I gotta play the coin game
Not me installing the coin game
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dreaming!
Don't give it up, Roses!
Dreaming!
Don't mess with me and follow the court game!
Not what am I.
For the moment man time.
What are you doing?
Oh, sorry.
Wait, bug, here's a bug.
Oh, wait a minute, holy shit there's some...
Small enemy spider!
Oh
God
Oh
Wake up to the sounds of the silence that allow
Around with my ear a bit of the ground
I'm searching to behold the stories that are told when my back is to the world and what was smiling when I turn
Tell me you're the
Great
Test
You're the one who see you turn, say hey
us
Oh the misery
Every single person
I even have the lyrics in front of me
Arcane League of Legends
Yes!
Every single person is my enemy!
Oh, the treachery!
Every single person wants to be my enemy!
My enemy!
I'm trying to save you, Karma.
Give me some of everything!
My enemy!
Oh, the misery!
Oh, the misery!
Ahh! This time see you sleepy night!
I got a feeling!
That tonight's gonna be a good night!
That tonight's gonna be a good night!
That tonight's gonna be a good good night!
Why? Why? Oh my god the marble on the mic. Holy shit that was so funny. Jello mic. Jello
mic. Jello mic. Yeah Jello mic. Oh shit chat. Oh my I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I have
I have not watched this video yet, okay, and it's been two months, two months, and I have not seen this video, okay?
I have not seen the video at all, and I'm scared.
Okay, hold up. I'm terrified. Hold on.
My heart is fucking...
Oh, God, I'm sorry we're about to die in YouTube because it's performed by somebody who can't have a traditional singing career.
Our girls have chronic illness and it doesn't allow her to do things like go touring.
Yes, ever.
Because of the internet, she's been able to kick off an awesome career as a VTuber.
And this is going to be the first time that I hear her sing.
Let's get to it.
I'm just sitting here at my house laughing at German videos.
Oh, God!
I'm just scared I'm gonna throw up, hold on, hold on, the video is so loud, the video is so loud.
I think she likes it.
What's she liking?
I don't know.
Oh god!
I think she likes it.
I think she likes it! I don't know!
What is she gonna say?
so much to talk about.
I just swallowed my own foot.
And tackled this from the beginning.
Number one impression was her voice
has actually sits way higher than I expected.
I was expecting that we'd have a combination of operatic
instruments, because I heard that this was the opera age.
I think they didn't call this an opera song.
But usually when people say that and they have animated things,
they mean that there's a symphonic instruments
than a pop voice.
So true.
That's so true.
That's so true.
That's so true.
I'm sorry, guys.
No, no.
Joan of Paul, this is true.
It actually sounds like a color of tourist soprano.
And it would be extremely.
Oh, no!
I jumped the head by accident!
Ah!
She actually sounds like a coloratoris soprano and even brings it to be more thin in areas
while having those operatic elements.
The entire structure of the beginning also, it was almost like a shortened song cycle kind
of form where we got into, we went through journeys, but rather quickly, devolving into
the actual singing.
I had an accident in the beginning.
Oh God!
I love that you have the actual music box in this.
Thanks!
Thanks!
I'm going to use a tie note.
Errol!
There's this really cool kit that you can get.
for your teenagers or for yourself. You can get these strips and like the
music box insert and you can make your own music box songs. You can? Because gosh,
maybe eight or nine years ago I think. I got a whole bunch of these and I composed
songs and gave them to family members. You can? I didn't know that! So I made a music box
song for yourself, your family, or handed to a friend as a fun crafty project. What
I wonder if you hand it to a stranger on the street.
I don't think I would say that.
You think they were scared?
Reminds me of Sword Art Online.
I only like one season of Sword Art Online and Smully Rosario.
Okay, so we have this sort of woodwind and sort of a spiraling down into the idea of the song.
And all of a sudden we start this section.
This feels more like Carmen.
There's a certain Spanish bowl.
Oh, I love Carmen.
coming the basement. It has a dance and not just any kind of dance. There's a lot of roots.
I'm sorry, I'm coughing. God. I almost want to say Bolero. Bolero? Sorry, sorry, sorry,
shit, bro. Also, it feels like something from Final Fantasy. I love Final Fantasy!
She really, it almost has like, almost a mousy kind of quality, it's very light, color
to a soprano has the highest sitting waist.
I have mouth?
And it's the same kind of soprano that seems clean at night, but that's dramatic.
I love that song!
you have a super light there's another kind of color to her called a lyric
color to her that's gonna be starting with the doll aria yes song if you're
familiar with those she feels to me more like a lyric color to her you guys
That's not because she's singing high here.
I love the doll song!
But it's very, very light.
I've showed you guys that song on stream before.
I've showed it to you guys on stream.
It's like this doll that the guy puts a wind-up thing behind her back.
It's a really cool song and it's really hard to sing.
It's a resonance that gets a tiny bit poppy.
She absolutely sounds like she's had opera training because of the way she sings found.
It's modified.
So there's a little more roundness in the mouth.
Found rather than found.
Uh oh.
Found.
Now he's got his own.
BUSH IT!
I go!
Now I'm gonna die by my hands.
Now time must say I'll fight till I see your face again.
I like the storytelling in this. I want to point out, this is so funny. There's so much opera in this, you all.
You. Gosh, this is a great lesson in telemodification. There are reasons.
She's telling my secret.
And vocal track positioning, essentially.
There are reasons why you drop for the top,
but we'll just put it as it.
That's true.
A little bit easier to get the high notes out.
You're able to adjust so that the sounds are actually
a little bit more clear.
When you go, or when a person sings above the staff,
meaning this is going to be, yeah.
Can you guys hear this?
You can't hear this.
Is this exactly where you start modifying usually?
She's at an F sharp actually.
So right around the top of the truffle clef meaning that's going to be an F.
This is an F5.
So right around an F5 is where most sopranos will start modifying.
means that they drop their jaw essentially to make sounds that would be vowels that be closed more
open and this helps it to be easier and harder to better sound as well. It sounds ugly unless you
do that bro. It sounds ugly. I don't know. Up there we would sing yoo that's overmodification
you basically just take whatever the vowel is and open it up a little bit yoo yoo so it's more of a
Ya, closer to ya, than you.
Let's go once again.
Ya.
It sounds so pretty that way.
Like, it just mellows out the sound a little bit too.
Ya.
Ya.
Let's go once again.
Yeah, that's why, that's why, like, I'm glad I'm a VTuber, bro.
Because like, if you were to see me singing, my face looks fucking crazy.
Pfft!
My face looks psychotic as shit, bro!
I love that!
I like the vulnerability in the sound there.
There's a sweetness.
They are fine till I see your face again
They're mine
This is really pretty righty
Wow the video is so pretty
It's just a modulation
They went back to the reeds?
This one, this woman's got opera chops.
I do not believe it when I read a little bit about her, I thought, okay, so maybe they
said it's opera, but then they're, you know, they've transformed it all and they're seeing
more of the pop style or rock metal ballads.
I'm going to start crying, stop.
orchestration and everything opera it's opera it's opera and it's in English and
she's singing really well in English when you don't understand that was like my
dream that was my dream that was my dream that was my life and then it all
went to shit but it's okay it worked out in the end it's fine
But most people think, oh, they're going to sing in Italian all the time.
And while we do sing in a lot of Italian, that happened.
There's some very famous Italian composers, Verdi, Puccini, right?
We got to sing lots of Italian for them, Rossini.
There's a lot of opera that's in German.
Yeah.
Some by Mozart, Mozart also wrote in Italian, but a lot by Wagner or Strauss.
We got a lot of German opera, for sure.
We have a lot of French opera.
Carmen is a great example of an opera that's in French.
And even though it's said in Spain,
it's like a lot of women, it's said in Paris,
but it's Italian.
But you also have a lot of opera that's sung in English.
Especially if you're based in the States,
a lot of contemporary operas are done in English
and there's some gorgeous ones out there.
If you guys are into opera,
I highly recommend checking out Wickey Ian Gordon.
And if you really want something that sort of shatters
your experience of space and time,
check out Akhenaten, the most amazing,
juggling, combined with opera, ever.
That being said, she's an opera singer.
She's an opera singer, and it would be extremely,
extremely hard to do opera with a chronic illness.
Impossible.
So this is amazing that she has a different outlet
to do operatic singing in.
Everything about the way she sings, I'm like, yep, well that's opera.
This is why I feel bad I say you read too much to see this, but this is why I didn't want to watch this because I was going to start crying.
This is why I've been avoiding this so long.
Beautiful cello moment there. One of the ways that I also identify it as opera not just
by the singing, but she is, the song is composed so it sits in a high tessitura. There are very
few contemporary songs that actually sit in a high tessitura. Tessitura is where the majority
of pitches sit. And while there are lots of famous singers that are able to sing really high,
there are not many famous singers that actually stay high in contemporary music.
it's hard bro it it's hard for me to go low like every time i get a new song i always ask
people i'm like what key is it in can it be higher because i can't really do though like my voice
sits like at a high and in a high register so and i'm most comfortable in high register whenever i go
below my high register like it's just it it's just very uncomfortable for me it's so uncomfortable
That being said, there is a song that I did record that is a bit lower than my usual,
and it was very difficult for me to sing, but I did it, and I'm excited for it to come
out because it's not my usual high singing, and it was very tough.
Oh, Ariana Grande, I see why.
She can, but the majority of her music is actually really low.
She does a ton of belting.
a very very different kind of singing. This singing is not sung in chest voice
or mixed as well. It's not sung, it is not belting. This is sitting...
I belt my load off. A lot of times it sounds like she's singing about an octave higher than a lot of contemporary singers.
That's a very very wide like swishy. It is all sitting high and she's using power
in her head voice. It's an entirely different way of writing for the voice, specifically
just writing for a real color tour soprano that's not attempting to conform to a contemporary
and I'm very grateful that and that's due to Darrell and Riku and their incredible song writing.
They did such a good job. I was very honored that they chose me to do this song and because it
It was truly an honor. They're so good at writing music, bro. It's crazy.
Beautiful gathering as she came down there.
Thank you!
Oh, is that the end? No!
I'm going to check out some notes.
Woof!
Ladies, sitting high.
Sitting high so that it is a B. A B natural.
So let's see, B5, I want to talk about numbers and notes, just a half step under what we call a
high C in opera. She connected that really nicely to the bottom note in the entire phrase. And
there are times when the voice actually comes quite far forward. Be too far forward tilting in
some operatic settings but because she's on a mic I actually think that was a really really good
adjustment and decision. Thank you. Ultimately like her career she's bringing an operatic voice
into a non-operatic setting so I want her to make adjustments. A couple adjustments will need to be
not spitting consonants out like they need to fly over an orchestra to the audience in the back
of the hall. Please don't spit those out at a microphone. You have major issues. Consonants
for opera were not designed for microphones. Yeah, I was sick when I recorded the science
information. I was doing that. It's a little bit further forward to get a tiny bit more clarity.
I kept imagining myself that I was punching through a wall. Rather than
singing for an operatic stage, there is a certain obsession, especially in recent years, I think,
maybe it's turning back the other direction now. But for quite a while there, we were having this
obsession with sort of like darker operatic voices. So even color tours were wanting a darker
timbre in some cases. I almost felt manufactured at times. Man, this is commentary on opera trends.
Like none other might get this. I'm so sorry. I love this nerdy opera stuff. She's bringing her
voice a lot more forward than some of the trends that existed a decade ago. And that can be really,
really helpful. It's going to know the sound a little bit more work into a recording environment,
I think a lot better than on an operatic stage, even though she still has that grandeur and the
dramatic essence in her voice that really makes it opera.
Really trying to adopt that darker timbre when I, when I was going through school,
I remember that everybody wanted that sound, like everybody fucking wanted that shit,
Everybody wanted it and I was always kind of like the odd man out because like all the all the like I
Wasn't really considered like
I would say that I was kind of like the underdog when I was studying because
everybody's voices were so like
Mature sounding and very deep like I
I would say like dark very warm sounding voices and then I came in with like my voice and like I would always get like
criticized like a lot. I remember like getting heavily criticized for for my voice it was it was a lot and I was like
there man I'm just I just I just think because we will always get evaluations
and I would I wouldn't say I would never get positive comments I would get
positive comments here and there but there was a lot of like oh you need to
improve on this you need to improve on that you need to pull on this you need
something like this you need some it was like it was always about somebody telling
me how I was supposed to sound and then how all all the they'll be like oh you
sounded great but here's all the 20 reasons why you sound bad here's all
the 20 reasons why you could have been way better if you just sounded like this
and it's just like oh okay well I see okay you're bullying it's I don't see
this bullying though it's just how it was it's just how like theater like
musical theater opera theater like singing it's just how was it's a very
competitive environment and you always have those teachers that know a lot a lot
a lot and and you know nothing because you're not there yet so you don't know
so you need to listen to them you know what I mean I did have this one teacher
that she was very very encouraging and she was very good and she made me feel
very special and she made me feel like I wasn't everything I was doing wasn't
wrong and she was great and and I loved her very much and she was just
incredible and she nurtured me a lot and she told me she would always tell me
don't try to sound like everybody else just sound like yourself and that's all
the matter I'm like yeah but I'm not gonna get gigs if I don't sound if I
sound like myself nobody's gonna cast me in anything and she was like that's not
true you'll find it and I'm like and it was true I did find it just in a
different way that's a good example of vowel modification to that it's too late
to pretend that it's a little closed when it comes to vowel shape right the
mouth is literally more close she's pretty much singing that off she's
almost at an odd vowel
I'm gonna be a hundred percent with you like at school like I remember I was not
like the star singer at school I was kind of like the bottom of the barrel
it's cool I was kind of like the bottom of the barrel at school there were star
singers and I was not the star singer in my I was not the star singer I was
pretty not bad that was not me you know at the end of the day like everybody has
favorites you know but I just was not I was not it was not the star singer at
all too late
I wasn't bad, it's just that everybody at school was better, so that's why I was like,
you know what I mean?
Because we were all there and we're all considered good, it's just everybody else was better,
so I wasn't the best.
I love how her voices and she fits into those characters.
It worked so well. Okay, we'll take that away.
Nothing else can sway my heart From the stars, you shall rise to the heaven's
star
Nothing will sway my heart
Well you know, write yourself a huge leap that really works with the lyrics
Yeah, this is a big-
W's have an ooo that comes before them a suuuuay.
I learned this because I studied English diction and did English opera.
I studied English diction too!
Specifically, Shelby Rhodes coaching me on English in the street scene was really, really helpful for defining how to sing English properly.
I know that sounds crazy, but I had a semester of English Diction for singing a semester of Italian Diction a semester of German
It's a semester of French
And
I just had Diction class and they tried to smash it all
And Russian and Spanish
We what?
Had separate studies for
She had Czech Diction
And Spanish you have no idea how much studies singers actually give to Diction in class of close to me
She has a wonderful way of bringing all of that diction into play.
It's really, really difficult to be understood this high.
It's near impossible to be understood this high.
It is the bane of existence, I think, of color towards to try to be understood.
So the fact that we're getting our words is just absolutely amazing.
That's great! Oh my God! Yay!
Oh my god!
Three, two, one!
Oh my god!
Three, two, one!
Nice NG up there too.
Getting an NG, that hide's also really tough.
Because it messes with the pressure in the system.
Yes, feel it!
By the way, we're going to learn more about voice signs.
Oh my god, holy-
I had a sinus infection, that shoe was blowing up my head.
This all relates. I do have a course on voice science. It's either out or coming out very soon with Dr. Amanda Starr.
I speak pathologist. We talk about it from both a singing and a speech point of view.
And it's really for anybody that has a voice to understand this kind of singing, to understand your own voice, etc, etc.
Link in the description below. And in G, if you do that, you can feel it really closes off part of the vocal tract.
Feel it, feel it.
The middle part of your tongue really
is closing the vocal trap top.
Feel it.
And redirecting all the sound through your nose.
So the sound actually exits through your nose.
That messes with the pressure of the whole section.
It does.
When you have a sinus infection, you feel, oh my god,
that shit hurts so bad, bro.
Normally the air pressure is coming out of your mouth, right?
So much bigger hole, usually.
And now it's going through your nose.
It's complicated, but ultimately all of these things in here
are in this very, very delicate balance.
And so when you're singing really high in the first place,
which is difficult, and you close like that,
it can be really hard to get an NG out that high.
At least I have always had difficulties
with NG's that high.
Oh
Okay, I want to speak about one other thing here.
A lot of pitch correction is used in contemporary music, of course.
And there might be a little bit here, but I have edited vocals in so many situations.
At one point I thought that I might want to be a vocal producer.
It was a little like possible side quest that I decided to shift and then COVID happened
and I was like, oh, actually, you know, this YouTube thing is really working out well.
That's great!
I've edited vocals for all kinds of people, singing, speaking, etc.
There's a specific software for pitch correction that I think is actually extremely good called Melodyne,
many of you have probably heard of it. I actually hate Entari's autotune, even though I know some
people really like the sound imprint at Leaves. A lot of pitch correction software leaves a
particular imprint on the sound, but some people notice it, some people don't, some people want it
even. Melodyne tends to leave the smallest amount of imprint. But when you have a vocal that has
more vibrato, pitch adjustment on that really gets funky in Melodyne. It's like, that is a spot where
I think it starts to break down. I broke them. And sometimes it's possible to do a little bit
on an opera singer without hearing too much lick, but normally if I've edited an opera singer's vocal,
like they just have to be unpitched. But that's the thing. The thing is that I, it's, what's funny
is is that if you listen to my raw vocals, it's the exact same as what's on the
song. That is the kind of thing where you don't want to edit it much. And I know
it's actually partly because I- There is little to no editing. And you could ask
anybody who's ever worked with me. I just don't really need it.
I'm sure there's been some pitch correction at times, especially when I'm like really sick and I have to record
But everybody that I've worked with has always come back to me and be like I'm so shocked that I barely had to use any pitch
Correct correction or I haven't had to use any at all. And then when when I listen to like
My raw vocals by itself. It's the same. It's the same way as it is in the song
So, oh my it was so funny. There was this one. Oh my god, you know what this reminds me of?
There was this guy
I think it was when I think I think it was like a month a month or like last month
When I was getting like a huge like hate wave there was this one guy that kept like going on and on on Twitter about how
How I have been using AI to correct my pitch in all the songs because there's no way
He said he put my he put my audio through
He put my audio through a thing and he's like there is no human alive that can that can sing and blah blah
Hurts and and be consistent throughout the whole song. There is no way. There is no way that can happen and I'm just like
Well, I don't know what to tell you bro and and people like message and people like added him and was like dude
She's a trained opera singer. She knows what she's doing like her her her vocals her raw vocal sounds like no
It's impossible. No one is like this. No one does that
I'm just like bro. Holy Lord, bro. You don't know shit about sound
Video games
Telling the history of video games. I think it's called song cycle the history of video games actually will be sperm material
I guess I'm not human guys. Oh, that's the oh my god. That's true. Somebody should have like showed him the iron mouse choir
That would have been hilarious. I wouldn't explain that I
Don't think the iron mouse has edited these certainly not much at all
Okay, we gotta figure out what note that is.
It's a high D.
How so I like that approach to it?
I think Aaron Meltz is doing a lot of the writing here.
I like the approach to it.
No, no, no.
It wasn't me.
It's too much.
It wasn't me.
the way your screams and phrases together. So it's uh all is actually a really really nice word
to sing up there because it's essentially an aw vowel and we love aw vowels for high notes.
We love them. Ah I'd burn it. And you don't even have to get really too much L out to be heard as
all. And it's nice to start on a vowel. If you try and put a voiced continent up there,
most people are not going to actually voice it. Like a D ball. I'd burn it ball. Balls of the wall,
y'all. Yeah, balls of the wall. I kind of do more like we're saying Paul, because it's really hard
to do a voiced consonant, Pat. Hi. It is very difficult. Get the beautiful onset on all and
right on the money plus help for a beautifully long time.
Really beautiful tones here.
That is that is what a coloratura is supposed to do.
Hopefully they have clarity and be able to sing really high.
I am able to move the voice quickly as well, which she has a lot of agility in her voice.
But those high notes, those are your money notes, and they need to have a clear flute-like
timbre.
This is what, this note is one of the things that also distinguishes her as a lyric color
to her, I would say, rather than dramatic.
Even though it's kind of like drama in the song, this note is, there's a flutiness, right?
It's really pretty.
doesn't have edge in the sound the way a queen of the night I've been around a
lot of catecholators I've been yelled at by a lot of queen of the nights because
I played Pamina for a very long time. She played Pamina? Oh my god!
Sludiness and a certain warmth. I would rather her I would actually love to hear
her sing the the bell song the bell aria that would be beautiful lock maim.
Another thing to consider on this, a lot of times seniors are learning and training while
standing up and she's bedridden a lot of times because of her illness and that is she's practiced
a lot while in bed.
I'm really curious actually if she's learned to use more backspace in singing.
It can be advantageous to do that but it can also mean you need to do some work around
I've had to do a lot of like, modification and changes to how I sing and how I sustain and hold my notes.
I've had to like, do tricks.
I'm sure if I were to show like a teacher, I'd get yo bad, but whatever it works for me, I don't care.
What ever word from me out there!
Get it!
Oh! I actually thought all was gonna be the end!
Wait a minute.
Ends on a high C.
I wonder if this is the direction that operatic voices should consider taking more.
I know opera is struggling in today's world.
today's world. It's really sad because there are some incredible operas out there, but
in a lot of cases, I think opera is just struggling to redefine itself. The world is moving so
quickly and opera has often been very, very traditional, but there are also a lot of modern
operatic movements that are just like fantastic. I think it's just trying to figure out where
belongs now. This VTuber world, this might actually be a fantastic, fantastic place for opera to migrate to.
Iron Mouth, that's impressive. I'm excited that this could be a new movement for operatic singers.
It's so cool, so cool. It's crazy because ever since I released Music Box of Fate,
I've seen so many other people cover the song and I've also seen other VTuber sing opera
Which I've never used to see before and I'm so excited because I've seen so many of VTuber opera singers out there
And it's so cool iron mouse tonight tension for this recommendation and if you guys would like to see some more analysis
Thank you for reacting to my song. I'm so sorry. It took me such a long time
May you follow me one other time
I'm so sorry. I took me such a long time. I'm so sorry
Also, your hair is beautiful, your hair is beautiful.
I couldn't stop staring at your beautiful red hair.
I hope I notice you had beautiful red hair.
And it's very pretty, pretty, and very beautiful.
And I liked it a lot.
And I'm gonna start crying again.
And let me stop myself before I start crying again.
And I'm so sorry that it's taken me this long
to watch the reaction.
It's because I've been, I have this fear
Man, I just always get super nervous and scared when people listen to my stuff and critique
it and stuff and even though, you know, people tell me to stop being dumb, I will never stop
being dumb.
I will never stop being dumb.
I will continue to be dumb for the rest of my life because I've had low self-esteem my
whole life and I'm drawing my best. It just always scares me. It's just a lot.
And also it also makes me think about you know my life and everything that I've
been through and booby I swear to God you piece of shit. I hate the fact that
you're not working. It's crazy. I had a conversation with my sister recently
because, you know, as you all know, my father has been sick and my father's been dealing
with his own health problems and he has not been doing too good, but he's also going through
a lot emotionally right now.
My dad is really depressed and I was talking to her about how if anybody understands what
going through it's me because even though it's not the same disease I know what
it's like to basically have to I just know what it's like to have a disease
like change your life and to have to uproot everything in your life and you
just basically become a shadow of who you were before and then you end up
forgetting who you are and you end up forgetting all the things that you love
to do because you're only focused on staying alive one more day, you know what I mean?
It's just endless, endless struggle.
So I, you know, I understand what he's going through and he's, he's going through like
a very depressed moment of his life where he's trying to find out what his place in
the world again and to adapt to changes that disease has done to his body and to his lifestyle
which is not easy. I talked about it in like the podcast that I did with the Immune Deficiency
Foundation. It's kind of like you're going through like a roller coaster. You can't get off of it
or you're living through a horror movie and you can't stop it because like your body is going to
changes and your lifestyle is going through changes and you can't necessarily say stop
I don't want that to happen anymore because you know disease doesn't stop for anybody
and there may be a lot of things that you love to do that you can't do at the current
moment or can't do anymore and you just need to learn how to find a way to like I said
find a way to live your own life your way and find a way to find things that you'd like
to do and it's hard, especially when you're depressed because you're going through the
motions of trying to take care of yourself so that you can last another day, you know
what I mean?
It's tough, it's tough and I see my dad going through it now and I'm kind of like, I feel
right now I'm at a point where it's like, I have gone through a lot and I've learned
I'm learning how to manage my disease and I'm learning how to move on with my life,
which I've been slowly doing for the past eight years.
And it's taken a long time to get here, but we're here and it's still a long process.
But my dad's on that process.
If you were interested in Elizabeth Jaroff's chops, you should check out her singing Martin
Aller-Arton.
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for the suggestion!
I swear to god, this TTS, I'm gonna punch it.
It works when it wanna work, and it works when it doesn't wanna fucking work, bro.
But, you know, depression is one of those things where it's not just like, you know, people get depressed.
It's not just for chronic illness, and depression can hit anybody, and it's debilitating enough, you know what I mean?
It's debilitating enough.
But it's hard, it's hard to find, it's hard to find a way out of that, and it's hard to find a way, it's hard to find yourself again.
And I've been trying to do that right now, and I think it's going okay, it's going pretty okay, you know?
I don't even know what I was talking about anymore, because now my brain is like...
But yeah, it's very nice, that's why it's nice to hear those nice words, so thank you.
It makes me want to cry and it just makes me think about how I thought I would never
ever sing again and now I'm singing again and it's really nice to be able to sing again
and I never thought I'd sing ever again.
I just never thought I would.
I didn't even think I'd be alive right now, so I'm happy to be here.
Thanks guys.
Thanks guys.
And I hope that whoever's watching, if you're struggling, I hope you can find a way to live
your way too.
I know it's hard and it takes a lot, but it's taking me eight years and I'm working
to it, you know?
I feel like my whole VTubing journey has just been one long journey.
long road to be myself again.
What the fuck?
What is this? Sometimes you guys send me the weirdest shit. What is this?
I'm so pleased.
Oh, but then! Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs! Thank you! What is this?!
This series is awesome! This is a series!
Oh, brother.
Thanks for listening.
Give me back my passport!
Why do you want to go to Mexico?
I just love Latinas, Sonic.
What?
Adios, amigo.
Yes! Latinas!
Oh, oh, shadow.
I'm glad he knows what he knows.
Oh, I'm already seeding, Deish.
Oh my god.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Hello?
Ruby?
Are you gonna work now?
No.
Oh my god!
Now another...
oh god he watched this oh god oh my god oh my god oh my god this was how old
was this how old was this this was like
I think this was like in 2003, so 2003, 2023, 2023, yeah this was 2003, this was like 30,
40 years ago, 50 years ago, yeah I did this in, I did this in 1893, this was my, this
This is my um... This is my performance in 1893.
1893?
You ever been there?
I'm a witch!
I have a witch.
1809? That's when I did it? I did this performance?
So how can I say that while I was away? I had so much to hide
Biggest disappointment, you know
Kid couldn't hide it. She's back and she's walking real slow out of all the ones you could have listened to
Just breathe.
Oh my God.
Oh, forgotten volettles.
I think of the days when this city was mine.
I remember the praise.
I bagged all the ghetto.
The neighborhood waved and said, Nina, be brave.
And you're gonna be fine.
Maybe it's me
I would love to have some tarot
I would love to have some of this fan
Aww, that's so sweet
Thank you
What do I say to those faces that I used to know?
Hey, I'm home?
Nice
Was this during my-
My um...
I think this was during the actual anniversary stream, I think
They are all counting on because the T's
I am the one who made it to the end
So this is an old video? Oh my god it's very old. This is like...
I sang this... this was like from 2023 I think?
2023? Or was it 2022?
2023 I think.
2022?
Stop. That's how old Pink Rock is?
Guys it was 2003! Stop!
I know it was 2003!
So maybe I should have just stayed home!
I know it was 2003 guys. It was a different time.
Climb to the highest place on every fire escape
Restless declines
Those 19 times
On every scholarship saved every donger
The first to go to college
How do I down that slide?
I'm coming back home
I actually called out for my sense of humor
I am the Hawaii's and I'm the T and the TWP
I feel sweet, thank you
Oh my god
I'm the Genie the what do you be
I love those in 2003.
Straighten that spine
Smile for the neighbors
Everything's fine
I think I'll be super existent
A standard, but bright
Lots of tests, lots of music
I love singing in musical, I love singing musical theatre songs
To the sky, oh god
What would my parents say?
Can I go in there and say, I know that I'm letting you down.
I performed this for George W. Bush.
I did. I performed at the White House.
Just be...
...jaded.
I was at the White House.
Wait, is Michi getting culty for me? Really?
I have some questions.
Is she really?
Is that the... that break-
Why didn't I know that?
And get...
like distorted often?
But it sounds so pretty.
Wait...
He should become a VTuber.
Thank you!
He really kinda is.
Is it because of Mechie?
Is it because of Mechie?
I'm very discerning about what I read out. Not everything is worthy of my voice.
Shut up, Booby! You only read bad stuff!
You're even reading important stuff! Here, have some bunnies munching on greens!
H. Voodzah H. Our adopted opera singer, Mishimuchi L.O.V.
Who bunnies munching on green?
Oh my god another bunny munching on green!
The light goes green.
Cute.
That one moment in Mouse's Tommodachi livestream, but it's like a gay drama?
AHHHH!
Bro!
Get up! You lazy!
Oh god!
It's on my new room.
Yuck!
Morning.
Hey! How you doing?
Morning! I said man! Morning!
I said man! Morning!
Look at the room!
They don't even look at the room!
Caught you on the property?
Where is it going?
Pasta?
Stenby?
Jeff Booby?
George B?
Nya-ya?
Just sitting on the fountain!
How about fragrance, Liam?
How's life?
Do you think it's a good life?
What's up with Connor?
Bingo chap, etcha? Ramo?
Well, thanks, Ramo. Thanks, Ramo.
What do you...
Wait, what?
...have to see what's next on my phone.
So, can we talk a little bit, buddy?
It's all okay!
I'm not gonna go home!
What's happening to me?
Looking at an else has got my heart racing.
I can't hear it, it's not an else.
You know.
Wait, they have to do a bug bug.
Wait, it's bug.
It's a beautiful ride
It's a beautiful ride
How does it all funny what the fuck
I can't wait for the next episode
A take over and over again from three different angles like
choo, boom, boom, boom.
I love that one.
That was so funny.
That was too short.
What?
What do you want a full a full episode what do you want a full episode a
I'd like to make sweet news with this.
I've never stepped
The chaos reigned and
We extend our cameos necks
Yes!
And in a long game
We heard it's done the bulls out
I'm so sorry
I know all the trouble
They don't at all stop this
It is true
It doesn't cost to try
It was too time for me to get relaxed
And that's the best way
Yes!
I'm trying to go, but I'm coming at you
The honey and bae seemin' possible
That's the gospel truth
I'm gonna let this mind with me
As long as we can fight through
The honey and bae seemin' possible
That's the gospel truth
Honey, my friend!
I love you!
Thank you for the ring, Yuri.
Thank you for the ring!
I hope you had a wonderful week!
I'm gonna live a long, long life.
I'm gonna shake things up!
And that's the gospel truth!
I'm gonna fuck it!
Fuck it!
I love a puppy's dream.
What, Amelie?
Amat- Amatogere where Pearl Necklace was?
Why you teacher that? Oh, man!
But, but, but it, it's like it?
Drink, so think it's lucky it's dark
Stop it!
I think it's like it
I'm not adding another pro to it, like
Ha ha ha ha
I'm a part of it?
Oh, is it because she...
I- I'm a part of it?
Oh, is it because she-
Am I a part of a pearl necklace? Am I there?
Alright, there's something very...
I know I feel about talking about pearl necklaces while the Hercules soundtrack is playing in the background.
Oh
Oh, I love Hercules. I love that movie so much.
Woking me so brown...
How's that meal gonna turn oh, how am I gonna shine?
So brown out!
As in God is found with the power
I can't do!
And you know too well, do!
Already an hour in duty,
a people having a better look at me!
We're not even gonna have their feet!
When you ain't just a wander star
ever have the word of the story
as the lord of stars!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Do it for me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
How could you do this, buddy??
Zero zero, now it's a bunch of
B-R-E-E-R-RO-E
And as you can't win this, I'm the back room
Zero zero, no time to act
Zero zero, just a
Death-Match-A-S
Power, growing power
To your soul
I'm gonna stay strong and remain
On every part!
From the Philippines and the Royalty
Our first step back to life
Now we're gonna go to the face
It's so good like this crazy car
And we're gonna fly
Fly on
To put the ground inside your mouth
Thank you, dear
From the Philippines and the Royalty
Thank you, dear
Let me go to a great place
Oh my god, that was incredible!
That run was crazy!
That was really good.
Oh my god.
Oh, wait! So now it's incredible!
Keep up the good work!
Keep up the good work!
Are you kidding me?
Fried vehicle!
Doctor D!
Wow! I love Hercules, just like I love Emperor's New Groove.
I feel like Emperor's New Groove is so underrated.
That was such a good fucking movie.
Emperor's New Groove was a great movie.
Another film that I feel like doesn't get the recognition that it deserves.
Uh, Meet the Robinsons.
Meet the Robinsons was so fucking good.
I think nobody ever talks about Meet the Robinsons, bro.
That one was good too!
Atlantis, that was good.
Well, Meet the Robinsons was so good and no one ever talks about Meet the Robinsons.
I
Lost in Jane those bathwaters
What
Hey there
Hell you want first question why are you in the bathtub second off? I need to been point-sign. I got a lot G
Why do you need a hundred points for me? Oh, I'm trying to make a new rule. It's nothing too major
What the hell is the role you want?
Oh, you can't goon in the colonies.
I don't think I could allow that, Maji.
Wait, why not?
Don't you understand?
I'll probably unbalance the whole lot of motherfuckers.
Well, that's the whole point.
We're trying to get the advantage of this.
Well, that episode was so good.
You can.
But I don't think you get the point.
I need my goon in it.
Uh, you know what my-
Everybody is goonin'.
I'll pull it, right?
Wait, you ever go right now?
Yeah.
We can talk about this.
Goon!
Fine, we can just like-
The weird exception.
Shit, we're just like goonin'.
Who's gonna attack us, don't mind before he gets me!
Don't sit down down, boy.
My violence doesn't exactly activate for your kind of people.
Wait, what's that supposed to mean?
My domain will make you admit to all despicable goons that you had.
Uh oh.
I know.
Judge Man is gonna judge you for all the...
Uh oh.
Diabolical things you go to.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
Oh.
It's been brought to my attention that you have been big boonin' to, uh, Femboys, huh?
And I see that you bought their only fans for some premium exclusive content.
Let me guess.
Two Femboys or three.
How do you always have a lawyer right now?
Please, I just need a lawyer!
Hey!
Who go?
Please, please, most of me need a lawyer!
What the?
I'm serious!
Hey!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Most of me ain't gonna get you straight in the eye, bruh!
I'm a saved ass!
Yo, most of men, can you pull up my bank statements?
Oh yeah, I got it, I got it!
Hey, you're the best thing bro, how do you know that's my face?
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Here's a 20 and say that's mine.
That is it, you are!
Get the hit!
That's it!
I can see that you're broke.
I guess I can let this one slide for now.
Thank you, lawyer.
I won't do it again.
The fuck you mean you won't do it again?
Fuck, I slipped up.
Five minutes later.
Ding ding hammer slam.
Oh gosh, why are you so big?
Hey, don't judge, bro.
My Christian balls, think, think my point, think!
Hey, I want to take a trial, the first one's got a bullshit!
God damn it, Judge Man, can you please lie on the table what Brandon's been doing?
Who the fuck is Brandon?
He is who, not my little pony, can you?
Not my little pony!
Judge Man, can you please punish this Brandon man?
You should have been-
Not my little pony, bro, why am I in this video? Who put me in here?
Why was I in here?
Don't, don't, don't think about my bathwater, leave me alone!
Why was I in this video?
Get me outta here!
Don't think about my bathwater!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that, a fucking cat?
hey don't fucking look at me like that that's a weird-looking fucking cat mom
yo there's a stray cat outside it looks like grandma the fucking thing hey get
the fuck out of here I don't even know if that's a fucking cat blink motherfucker
What the fuck?
What?
What the fuck was that?
Oh my God! It's like a furby!
And she knows it's just a party
Take to make a progress
Beautiful
She got it
Metagora
She's single star
She's got it
Better date beside
Wow, beautiful, beautiful eyes
Don't say no
You can't say no to those eyes, they're beautiful eyes
I'm saying nope, no!
You can't say no!
Stop!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
If you're happy, engine, I'll clap your hands.
Hello?
I need an order from the kitchen.
What?
Can you open the door, please?
For what?
I just want to make sure that everything's okay.
What do you mean?
I don't know, I just...
I don't know what you want, man.
The door.
For what?
I'm gonna salt the door.
I get out of my house.
Open the door.
Who's in there with you?
Leave my house.
Open the door.
What happened to this guy?
Hey, what do you want?
Can you leave my house, please?
This is my door.
Yeah, I don't know you.
My name is motherfucker. Open the door.
Is that a rest of your door?
Is he still in jail?
Well, do you understand the memes?
Would you please?
Would you please?
Yeah.
What the fuck just happened?
Elmo.
What are you going to do with that stick?
There's lots of things you can do with this stick, Elmo.
Hey, maybe you can be playing hockey with it, like, whew whew whew.
I've been a Goldie now for about three years,
and it hasn't affected me.
Maybe it could be like a baton.
There you are, conducting a full orchestra.
Thank you, Madonna, for that lovely lingerie melodia.
I better go back.
We'll never be able to do that.
Or it could be a cane.
Well, Nancy and I are just happy to be here.
Or it could be like Nokia, the home game.
I have two Academy Awards, Elmo.
Stuff like that, you know,
Elmo, just simple things.
Yeah, and now I tell you I'm gonna do with this stick.
What?
I'm gonna give it to you.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Robbins.
Mr. Robbins?
Taking the stick back, I'm off.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I only had three lines!
HAHAHAHAHA
Oh...
Only three lines...
Hey, fuck that up, though!
I told you I wasn't going to fall asleep often, but I drilled you didn't believe me you didn't
Believe me, all you have to say for yourself now.
You have to say for yourself now.
What is this?
I'm not asleep! I'm awake!
It's time to go to bed.
What?
I'll give you a phone.
If you sleep late, your dark skin will fall apart.
If you don't wake up, we'll give you a bath.
a
have
a
what about
that
miel
Why did this happen, come on? When I was talking about how Betty drill gonna pull me to sleep!
No!
No!
I'm not born again
You cannot do this
I'll give you a secret
Wow, the dude's hair is so funny
We need booby to cover this damn song.
What the fuck?
He has to yes, agree.
Agree?
Agree?
Agree?
Agree?
You should have seen the live version, there's a live version.
What?
I don't think he would agree to do that, I don't think he would agree to do that.
So look, at the very least, after tomorrow, you got at least a year.
What?
Why do you look like this?
Why do you look like this because I'm deranged right now, okay?
You look very handsome today, thanks.
Yeah, feed him to the lions, don't you think?
I don't know how to twerk.
How do you twerk?
You have to go like that.
work you have to go like like that
I don't know how to twerk.
Oh my God.
How do you how do you twerk?
You have to go like like that.
Do you honestly think I don't know the horse has a dodge?
65 hours into the game.
At least he's handsome.
I appreciate that.
Are you wearing red because of your name?
I appreciate that.
Are you wearing red because of your name?
Yes!
For five cents per day, you can help prevent German twerking.
Please, I won't.
My fucking-
My-
My-
My-
My-
My-
My-
My-
Oh god, my chest hurts and my face hurts. Holy shit.
This man gonna kill me.
He's gonna fucking kill me.
Oh, shit!
Don't fucking burn!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I don't think she had no one
He said I'd never get enough
Baby, you're gonna pay for that
She won't be left behind
I'm not gonna burn
You're gonna love me, love me
Yeah
I never would've thought she was living like that
Her words ain't so sincere
When I on her knees
She would tell me how she feels
It felt so real to me
This girl's reacting awesOME
I'm an angel sent from patent just for me
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ing
The bitch needs to get the family back
See the guy and me, but you know he keeps on l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l
Get the happenstance all around the league
She said just give me the gay bird!
I know what the case is, she's gonna get it!
I don't love me, but we got a family, family, yeah!
Bam!
Gay birds, yeah.
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Cough!
Only one real response is gay.
Ugh.
Maya!
Where did you say?
Why is this video so small?
Why is this video so small?
What's so great about that?
Oh no, the croissant.
Not the croissant.
Uh-oh.
Look, look!
Ah.
Shhhhhhhhhhh.
I
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
Look at him.
He's so cute.
What?
Ah, I want to go!
Hmm?
Okay.
Hmm?
Oh!
Nothing!
Oh, the one little cue, but it's cool!
The bad time!
What?
I can't do this!
What happened?
Oh no!
I
Oh my god.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Oh
Who did that?
I don't know.
Oh, he landed safely at his house.
But what about his scooter?
Oh...
I love how it's wallpaper sharks. That's like us having wallpaper with like humans on it.
People on the wallpaper.
That's true like superhero wallpaper. What kind of big superhero wallpaper I think?
If that was just the silhouette of sharks, it would just be the silhouette of people. People's silhouettes.
Hello, my name is Anthony and I'm addicted to the back rooms.
What?
T-Pos!
Does your have the back room on a shi-jacket?
It started out as just a fascination and then it became an obsession when I decided I wanted to
live there and do anything I could do to get inside there.
So I try to burrow my head into places just on the options that it will be the back rooms.
I mean, even if there's a zero percent chance-
You know, I'm sure there's people that are like that for real.
You never really know. You could actually enter your skull into an
an expansive universe that takes you away from your sister.
I'm almost there, I'm.
Anthony, you're scaring the cats.
Ah.
I almost said that,
it might have been the back room, so it wasn't.
This is it.
A vast liminal space, this is it.
The cat bed?
I found it, I found it.
Oh no, that was just a weird,
a weird like wrinkle in the cat box thing.
Don't film. I don't want to be filming every time I enter. Actually, no, do film because
what if I finally do enter, then I have footage of it.
Hi, I'm Kaylee. I'm Anthony's sister and I really don't know what the back rooms are
and I don't know if I'd care to ever really understand because it's not real.
Can we not hang stuff on the walls because this is how I'm going to enter them see this
crevice this is going to be how I enter
I don't get it I don't get it I just want to pay rent I really just wanted to do that
Why does he have an ATM machine in his room?
If that means going to the back room at a jack-in-the-box
and working there, I'd be fine with that.
You say I'm cringe, but I'm free, motherfucker.
Sorry.
No.
Yeah, I'm 35.
I still live with my sister.
Is that weird?
Actually really worried about Anthony
because we're late on rent.
And...
I just can't get any strength in here.
Anthony?
Anthony!
Anthony! Anthony! Anthony!
Anthony, listen to me! Listen to me, Anthony!
Wake up!
Tell me right there.
I thought I wasn't in the back room.
What?
I don't want to fix my obsession.
I don't think I would I'd rather go deeper into it if anything if there was actually a chance
I could live the rest of my little stupid life in the back rooms. I would take it
It's Papa Mon! Have you ever joined the Navy? What?
I wonder why I wear my glasses when I sleep so I can see better of my dreams when I get there
Get out of my room, fucker. Oh my god.
Yeah, I'd rather deal with the monsters in the back rooms and the uncertainty of what's around the
around the corner then deal with my freaking sister.
Now I'm ready.
Ewww!
Ewww!
Why would you be in there?!
Ewww!
I know it is, but I'm trying to find my home!
You don't understand me!
Internal life's on!
It's more fluorescent like how I like it.
Backrooms.
You'll never get me!
Yeah, um, Anthony wanted to have a back room steam birthday party and I was in charge of it
I looked it up. It's pretty cute. A back room steam birthday party? Bring any tables? Bring anything. Oh my god, that's true
Do you think do you think people do you think kids are having like back room steamed?
birthday parties now
You think people are having parties like that now? I don't think so anything. I'm just an empty room. Do you think somebody's gonna have like a back room?
Halloween party?
lighting, the nothingness of it, all.
Your son did?
I don't care.
How did you make it back?
Roofty!
I don't think anyone else.
I think that's why no one came.
But yeah, um.
Maybe if I slide down the stairs fast enough, I'll enter.
No.
No.
That.
That Anthony!
Anthony!
Oh, now my tailbone hurts.
Just looking at him sliding on those stairs.
Nope.
Didn't work.
I hate you.
I hate you a lot more.
Can they give us two chairs?
Wow.
I try and surround myself with things that remind me of that era, hence the literal ATM.
And don't you dare call it an ATM machine because automated teller machine machine makes
no sense.
Sorry.
Okay.
Sorry.
The back rooms are where I want to live.
I don't want to be anywhere else.
If I could be anywhere else, it would be the back rooms.
Actually the biggest reason I got into the back rooms
is because I want to get away from my sister.
Maybe you should move out then.
I mean, crazy thought.
Crazy thought, maybe you should try to move out then.
Maybe? I don't know.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
Just a suggestion.
I can't believe... I'm watching this in 0.47!
How do you think this video is, try to take a guess, take a guess how old do you think
business. I'll wait. 16 years old. 16 years old. Congratulations Grandma and Grandpa.
16 year old. God day.
...
Got a question for you, what's heavier?
A-HA-HA-HA-HA
A kilogram of steel?
Or a-
A-QUESTIFY
A gram of feathers
It's the fucking thing, man!
What do you mean?
They're both a kilogram.
Is steel heavier than feathers?
I know!
But they're both a kilogram.
What?
It isn't feather.
It's a feather.
It's a feather.
It's a feather.
It's a feather.
It's a feather.
It's a feather.
It doesn't prove anything, it stills heavier than feathers.
And look, they're both a kilogram. Right, so they're the same?
I wouldn't want to look at the size of this jean.
Oh, they're the same weight.
It's a kilogram.
It stills heavier than feathers.
Oh no, he's having a crisis.
Paul's going to tell them.
They're right. They're both a kilogram.
Oh no, not you and all.
I said you don't get it.
I love the Glaswegian account, because me grandpa is Glaswegian.
You need a padded room right now? Oh my god. I can upper light for you. I can upper light for you.
I think we've seen this one though.
We've already seen it.
We've already seen it.
We've already seen it.
We've already seen it.
We could see it again.
We've already seen this one.
We've seen this already.
Decided that they want to see this next.
This is a Lutetium dope yag, also known as luag.
It's been kind of going around the internet here and I got this giant chunk from
the good folks at Turtles Horde. I am wildly excited to get into this piece
because this stuff is really heavy so it's gonna make a super cool dye. This is
a big big piece of it. I have a new special cut we're gonna do on it and
this stuff is super porous because it's a simple running crystal so...
You all understand. You think it's shiny now. Check this out.
Centrelating crystals are used to detect high energy radiation for areas like astronomy
or medical imaging.
They do this by observing high energy radiation and re-emitting it as visible light.
It's glowing!
It's glowing!
Okay, so I have this kind of all set up here. I cut everything in with a hundred.
I didn't cut it very deep. You'll see, like, here, some of the facets didn't even come in,
because I'm not deep enough into this area.
The goal here wasn't to final cut it. I just kind of wanted to do a quick practice
I don't think he's not this is not irradiated guys
Make sure that everything's gonna come together the way I was expecting
He's not irradiated
It's looking good. I'll probably move to
He's not irradiated. He's just shining UV light on it
I don't care what he has to do
You can't even resolve any of the facets which is really cool.
It's not radiation!
Okay, we have this thing entirely cut into 600 grit.
We have to show the shine part now.
millimeters face-to-face. Now we've already seen this in the pop-strikes in your scroll.
This means that this is going to be about two and a half times more massive than my normal dice,
and add to that that this material has a density of about 6.5 grams per kimx
centimeter. Roll for range, Chase! That makes it feel more like metal than stone.
It's gonna be a dice trade breaker. You got the 3000 in there, it looks awesome because you can
start to see through the stone, and you can start to see dispersion where it's kind of like bending
the light and the rainbows. A new tool for every role! What the fuck?
It just looks incredible.
I can't help but be captivated by this thing. It absolutely sets what my imagination sees.
We're scrolling, we're scrolling.
Let's start the second side.
We've already seen this, we're s-
Here, we'll go to the final result.
Look how shiny.
It's really sparkly because the facets on it are so big.
Like, normally the star facets are kind of smaller,
so they create extra bits of light,
but they're small bits of light.
Whereas this is like, big bits of light
because it just doubles everywhere.
This is the best dive Doug has ever made.
I think it might be.
The final result!
It's unparalleled.
Well...
The final result.
It's so tiny!
The clapping sounds so wrong.
What do you mean it's me?
I'm clapping!
It's a scintillator material ionizing radiation excites electrons to higher energy level and they return releasing much lower energy photons.
What the fuck is a photon?
What the fuck is a photon?
Light? That's what a photon is?
you expect me to know all these all these things you expect me to know all
these things bro
looking photons
how many videos have we watched
photons
It's science, we expect you to know all these things.
I don't know all of these things, I can't know all these things.
Look at this photographs!
20 plus?
Women in- I'm not a woman in STEM, I went- I went the performance route.
You think I know anything about- about smart stuff? I'm dumb.
I don't even know how to multiply. I don't even know my times table. I don't even know how to divide.
Women in dropout, yes.
Yes, I may have drooped out. So what?
What?
What, eight times eight is, I don't know.
Six times seven is six seven.
Six seven, six seven.
Thank God you have a career in streaming,
Or you'd be flipping burgers like Connor did.
I don't even think I would be flipping burgers.
I don't even think I would be qualified to flip burger.
If I wasn't sick, I just would be singing.
I wouldn't be doing anything else really.
I wouldn't have any other job.
The court is all women are in high demand now am I low court see soul
You wouldn't be able to reach to flip the birds with them. I
Never had a job
I'm kind of video now
You want to make steps to a what the fuck?
Coin game!
Learn an instrument.
I used to play tons of instruments.
I play violin, I play the saxophone, I play the flute, I play...
I play...
Did I say violin?
Sorry!
the piano I never played guitar I tried learning how to play guitar I tried
learning how to play guitar and I just couldn't what about the hurdy-gurdy um
Um, what? No, I don't know how to play the Herdy-Gurdy.
I wish I could, though.
The Concert Organ
it's coming
I'll stand up
coming
it's coming
it's coming
ah, point game
it's coming
it's coming
it's coming
The Leaf!
The Leaf?
Okay, I put coin game.
People who know what coin game is, I will put German next to it, German.
German.
Scary.
Oh, I think the kalimba is so cute.
I think the kalimba is so cute.
Apple coin game?
Subnautica too?
Retail hell?
Crime scene cleaner Apple drain simulator.
I love how I put germa.
Cause I like, I love germa.
He's my Oshi.
He's my Oshi.
Drain Simulator and Drain Simulator, yes, is a simulation of my life.
All going down the drain.
My Oshiz Oshi.
Subnautica 2 is also high on the list.
I have to finish Subnautica 2 eventually.
I don't know how close I am to getting to like the...
THE COIN GAME!
Every sailor subnautica too is making craft and cry?
I love how, like, every so often I come back to this game.
Who's that girl? Is that me?
Potato!
I don't have a potato anymore!
I don't have a potato anymore!
I don't have a potato anymore!
I don't have a potato anymore!
POTATO!
Old laptop? Uh...
Mom's desktop?
gaming rig? I don't know what this means rocket appliance super computer? Super
v-sync? I'm scared. I'll put super computer.
Oh, choose player. Oh, is that me? Yeah, look at my ass.
That's gonna be me. Birthday mode. The birthday party just for you.
You can relax so you can just play the games.
When money runs out, just hit up the money grabber.
I'll put around the island from smartwatch and outside, no health curfew or parents to
worry about.
Birthday mode is a fun unlimited mode where your rich uncle Phil has rented the arcade
and you can act like the brats that you are.
Go ahead, money is no object, also feel free to check out the entire island in your golf
cart and bicycle that rich uncle Phil bought you.
What's survival?
Open energy system in place.
Work odd jobs or scavenged to earn money.
Pawn your prizes to get cash to keep going.
Eat junk food to stay healthy.
Keep an handbot happy by making your nightly curfew.
Raise money to save the arcade's in profit.
How many days can you lose?
Oh!
Oh, there's quick play.
I guess I can play survival mode.
Do we do survival or birthday mode?
Birthday, it's my birthday.
I want to chill, it's my birthday.
It's my birthday!
It's my birthday!
I don't want to struggle. It's my birthday. I just want to have fun.
It's my birthday.
I don't want to struggle. It's my birthday.
Wow! Thanks guys! So glad that you came to my birthday party.
Thanks guys!
I'm so glad you guys came to my birthday.
I'm so sad I don't have any human friends.
I'll have our clanker friends.
Oh!
Is that the same guy?
Yeah!
He doesn't have inventory.
It's not letting me drink it!
I would like to come inside for you.
Alright, start.
I'm going to have to go with money.
As far as it's true, what do you mean?
What do you mean this isn't slow here?
Here, go see if you can sell me money in half.
But I'm fucking rich out of my wits.
Oh shit, Freddy has a backpack!
The picket eaters!
The Freddy and the picket eaters!
Wow, thanks Uncle Bill.
Pat?
Oh, Hunter loves this game.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Who fucking am I fuck you
I'll stack them again.
No!
Get me out of here!
Get me out of here!
Get me outta here!
About... about a... ooo this one!
Find the green light!
Oh... ok...
I'll pay everything!
Come on.
You son of a bitch.
I'm gonna blow the shot.
How many tickets did I get?
Get away, these are my tickets.
How many tickets did I get?
Get away! These are my tickets!
How do I...
How do I put them in my inventory?
They're not going in my inventory!
I'm pressing F. Can you see? Get out of here, ghosty.
Hey, I think my game is broken. It's not.
Oh, drop.
Oh, I'm dumb.
Watch my skills.
Watch my skills. Watch my skills.
Oh, shit. 10.
Can you- Can you-
Bro, stop resetting! Don't re- Don't reset the camera angle!
Stop resetting the camera angle! Stop!
Fuck me.
Don't... Don't reset the camera angle. Oh shit.
Don't reset the camera angle!
Oh my god! How am I so bad?!
What the fuck?
I'm gonna think I'm cheating.
I sort of fucking cheat.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever,
whatever.
Whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever, whatever.
This one.
I'm gonna get it.
On the boat.
Come on.
What a jimmy.
Oh, if I smell hockey!
Oh, I've heard singing.
I'm so weak.
You
Well, I'm cooking rich roll coin pusher
How many credits to know
At 351 dollars, we'll put in $10
What the fuck?
Well, what the fuck?
Are you fucking for real?
It's not doing it!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Big money!
Oh, my god!
I'm sorry, what's going on here?
Why are you asking me?
Are we rich now?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Help!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Help!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Help! I'm trapped here! Help!
Help!
I'm ready!
$5!
Oh, should I still have Quasna?
$5.00!
That's great!
Give me a dollar!
$5.00!
Oh shit, I still have coins left!
Hey, how many coins do I have?
I'm not even going to like that.
80 coins!
How do you know that?
Oh shit.
What?
Hello?
You started off at your cheap piece of shit!
Come on!
Oh, I have 64 coins.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, I almost had it.
This is such a scam.
This is such a scam.
This is such a scam. This is such a scam.
WAAAAAAA
I didn't win big though.
Guys...
I doubt they do, but if they do.
Bro, I was kinda thinking about playing gambling with your friends by myself.
What do you guys think about that?
You gonna have a problem?
I doubt they have playing gold.
Oh
I'm the world's greatest, world's greatest coin, cuckoo coin player.
There's nobody in this world better than me at playing cuckoo coins.
Fuck, can we do it one more time?
Can we do it one more time?
Can we do it one more time?
Yeah.
Whoa, how much?
3,032! Out of order! What the fuck?
Ooh, what about this one? This one's like a...
This one's a...
Big, bass, wheel.
Oh
Excuse me.
Out of me way.
This is being brought.
Excuse me!
Out of me way!
Speed drop!
Dunkel!
Oh, that's the same thing as cuckoo!
Speed drop.
Don't fall.
Oh, that's the same thing as cuckoo.
When official don't go merch.
Hey, what time is it outside?
It's dark!
I've been in here all day!
and
I want to buy... get prizes here.
Welcome to the Waze Artifacts.
Let's see.
This says my balance is zero.
The tickets must be counted in the ticket-eater, oh.
Are the tickets on the floor?
Where?
Oh, my tickets!
Oh my god, I can't let the Clankers have them.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I'm gonna get out of here I left them at the bird game.
Oh.
Give me my- give me my- I can't walk away from here.
I'm stuck away, I'm like stuck.
Oh.
I left with a bird.
And where?
Oh, I did!
Uh, thank you.
Can I buy?
Welcome to Larry's Arcade!
Up, coin, paddle ball,
basketball, fuzzy dice, foam hand,
stuffed, stuffed, picky.
A donut!
Sharky plush!
Frosted banana plush!
Mega bouncy ball.
Candy plush.
Woodback.
Swing shot!
Keep those in stock!
Oh, I have a flashlight!
What is this?
I put it in my inventory.
How much money do I have?
A rubber band gun?
Uh, where am I?
There's Lenny's Water Wonderland
UFO point UFO arcade my home is here which one's this one Larry's VIP oh
What
bro I wish I could why don't I have so much stuff on my on my on my watch happy
birthday kiddo what the fuck news on shop oh whoa look at the map is on my is
He's on my wrist, on my watch.
My bat!
Don't touch it.
Stop rolling this beautiful, I was over there.
How do I get in this car?
I have to use tickets to drive?
This is madness!
Alright, Chad, we're going to the UFO arcade. I don't even know if I'm going the right way.
Is that the water park?
Do you think it's open? Letty's water world?
I would like to enter the vehicle now.
I hope the water park is...
Oh, fuck, out of my way.
Woo!
I can't seem to use my back to hit people.
Oh, is this the wave pool?
I thought everybody needs a fucking robot.
I don't like this. It makes me uncomfortable.
You need flouties!
You're a robot, you don't even swim!
I'm going on a slide.
Is this how you get to a slide?
And we'll watch campers.
Smaller oil.
We'll watch campers.
Smaller oil.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
I didn't use an In-Hot Toe book!
Oh no.
Oh, I'm literally walking down the slide.
Don't worry. I'll get back up there.
I'm gonna go down the slide, not walking. I'm gonna go on the inner field.
I'll take the energy, please.
Wheeeee!
Oh, I'm going really fast.
Wheeeee!
What the f-
Oh!
Where did I buy him going?
Let's get out of here.
Hey wait, this isn't the exit to the park, this is a food ride.
What food?
Help! I can't get out! I can't get out!
Help! I'm stuck! Help! Help! I can't get out! Help!
Help! I'm trapped in the lazy river!
This isn't a gun. This isn't a real gun.
I'm here to challenge society, and to advocate for human rights.
I'm a human, and I love rights.
I want human rights for me because I'm a human.
Human rights! Human rights!
I want human rights!
Hey!
Ooh, fireworks?
Hey everybody, come on over here to Frankie's Fireworks, home of freedom and blowing stuff
up!
Happy new year, happy 4th, whatever, happy blow stuff up!
Coming at you, Roman candle!
Can I have one please?
Thanks.
I'd like to put one Roman candle on here please.
How do I like?
Hey, how do I like this shit?
He's a violator, oh my god, he's so stupid.
Oh, smoke bomb.
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Great day!
You can smell the freedom.
Hey Rhonda, why don't you tell some of these kids to come over here and blow some stuff up!
Yeah, blow some stuff up, what do you think?
Blow some stuff up on you!
Blow some stuff up!
Frankie!
Blow some stuff up!
Hey, what's this one? Monster Rocket?
Hey, howdy happy new year, happy 4th, whatever, happy bloke!
One rocket, one launch to the moon, here you go!
I'm gonna launch one rocket to the moon.
WHAAAA!
Oh, that was worth it!
Now it was worth it!
Now it was worth it!
I was worthy, but I was worthy. I was worthy.
AHHHHH! What the fuck the crap just hit me?
AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
What the fuck?
That is muti, credit union.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
I know where I'm going.
I know where I'm going.
I'm going.
Excuse me!
Yeah, look.
Oh.
How do I take the map off?
Oh.
Why are we on the left side of the road? What do you mean? We're on the right side of the road.
I killed somebody? No, I didn't.
Oh, no, no.
Whoa!
I didn't kill anybody.
I got in my way.
What the fuck man, I can't drive on any side of the road!
I can't drive on any cooking side of the road.
So, there's such a wall state.
There it is.
This is the big leaves.
Oh, duck me!
I'll compete in France.
This is where all the big money is.
Laser zone?
Ooh, butterfly catcher!
Mermaid's from space!
Coin pusher?
A mermaid from Space Coin pusher?
Wait, this one's way better than the other place.
That other place...
OH MY GOD IT HAS ONE OF THESE!
Oh
Bro
Like a box
How was it?
Oh, we can drive?
Oh, here's the laser tag.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you guys my teammates?
F**k you! You friggin' Robos!
Oh, he got me!
Stop it!
Oh my god, he got me again!
My teammates aren't helping me at all!
What? Am I not... was I not all of it? Am I done? Get me outta here! Scam!
This is a scam!
Oh, that's a real car. These are so cool things.
Fuck you!
guys come on we gotta guys come on man I know you're better than this we've been
practicing for weeks
can't leave nails out and dry out there
this is serious
AHHHHH!
WHAT THE-
I fell!
I fell out of the floor!
Aw man...
This little thing...
I would like to drive one car for you.
Hello?
Oh, one thing, I thought that's mine gone.
Woo!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
I'm wetting!
I'm wetting!
Argh!
Oh, look at me!
I'm winning!
Uh oh!
I'm winning!
That's not bad, it started before me!
It started before me!
It started before me!
It started before me!
It started before me!
She started before me.
She started before me.
That's not fair.
I'm how I look.
That's not fair.
She started before me.
I started way too badly.
I might go too late.
She started way too badly.
You're already wasting my time.
I'm a little fat.
Aw, shit.
I'm not here!
I'm not here!
Now I'm waiting at home!
I'm dying!
How was that possible?
And how I stood six-way?
You couldn't have made it if you said I passed him!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Get out!
Damn!
Stupid!
Stupid!
No!
Stupid!
These birds call mine!
Roach!
Cheating!
Cheating!
Cheating!
I'll chop cheaters!
Cheaters!
Cheaters, I tell you, all of them are cheaters!
Roach cheating!
The bully do the bully not to do what I...
Just walk in, Chaton.
Look at Chaton, mate. That's all they're doing, Chaton.
Chaton, mate.
Six left! Six left! Six left! Six left! Six left!
Six left! Six left at the final lap! The final lap!
I don't have the same you have what it takes to be, to be, to be, to be at my place.
I'm one.
Three.
What the?
There's bullshit.
Fuck you assholes.
I'm out of here.
See, place full of cheaters.
There's a place for cheaters full of cheaters.
What if I catch her?
Wait
Bro what the fuck
Get in there
I think it's...
magical!
I might take it.
Well, I think this has been an actual all three.
Oh my god, this is like the Raccoon's game.
This is a better driver than you, look up!
I honestly don't know who drank the better than me!
I
I would. I ran someone over.
Um, I didn't see anybody on the road, so I didn't run anyone over.
That's funny, I didn't see anyone in the road.
I just saw a fucking roving!
In the road.
I saw a robot in the road.
I saw a robot in the road. That's not a person.
That's not a person, guys. That's a robot.
Oh, I am rich.
Oh no, I'm stuck.
I need to dry spoiling games because they are not realistic enough.
What?
I need to dry spoiling games because they are not realistic enough, what?
Are you fucking for real?
I
Watch a 360 in the grass is a short cut. I don't think she needs realism
I'm doing
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
What this top hour it looks like a mango
I don't mind if I fucking do it.
I got it!
What the fuck?
What? Help!
Okay.
Come on. Come on. Fuck!
Oh.
There's a scam. There's a scam, I tell you. A fucking scam.
Oh
Hey
I like this game!
Oh, this game. What's this one?
I smoke well.
Okay.
I don't know if I like this one.
Oh no.
Is this just awesome?
oh my god first try oh my goodness
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What kind of toys do we got?
We got a lot of blue lamps.
A lot of blue lamps.
Our tree?
Our tree?
Our tree?
Our tree?
Our tree?
Come on!
Oh my god this is a scam.
This is a scam.
This is a fucking scam.
This is a fucking scam!
Oh
Oh
How many do I got
Starbush, Queen Elin, Pink Elin, Lucky Starbush, Saturnbush, Local Toys, Romana, 6000 Tickets,
A hoverboard.
Lightsaber's 30k?
A hoverboard?
Ah, but if I had a hoverboard, then that changed everything.
I got a hoverboard that changed everything.
I got a hoverboard that changed everything.
Is there like a map around or no?
There's a mall?
My uncle's awesome Uncle Phil.
Here are two on Islandville Radio.
I rip pizza, dairies, gourmet, sammies, bacon, limonisto, islando sweets.
I guess this is where you get all the food, huh?
Fuck em all.
There's a little- is this like a tiny arcade?
What is this?
Sponkeys? Is this supposed to be like Spencers?
Ooh, I could just buy a lava lamp from 1950.
At Sponkeys.
The hoverboard! It's $379!
Ooh, I could get a salt ram.
I could just buy one.
Realty brokers.
Jolly?
Hot fellow.
Those are scores in here.
Arcade Castle.
Candy Crazy.
That's the stores in here, arcade castle. Candy crazy.
Oh, they have all the little games in here too.
You can just get a bundle of tickets from the claw machine.
Oh, perfect!
I'm gonna buy the hoverboard.
I'm gonna buy the hoverboard!
I'm gonna go buy it!
Perfect!
I'm at it!
What the fuck?
Perfect. I'm out of here. What the fuck?
Sneaker bot.
Is this a movie theater?
What are you doing? I'm going to movies.
Are they playing in the movie theaters?
There's nothing playing!
Cinema.
No, we'll both fight the movie star and pop-con feet and friends.
You're indie films.
Wait, if I buy a film, does that mean I get to watch it?
Why does it let me buy a film?
I'll take you to go to the film.
Well, I'm gonna buy my hoverboard first at home tonight.
Ah, hey hello little one, what can I take your cash for?
A crystal skull!
Think hoverboard please?
Ah, excellent choice, let me fetch it.
This is like...
Yes, can I have it please?
Perfect, I'm a horrible movie.
Let's go check out the movies.
It's not a child movie.
We'll watch an indie film or a feature film.
What does that mean?
Are you gonna let me watch the movie?
Play the movie!
the movie
I'd like to give the ticket to a roby
No, I just gave them my money for no reason
One inside the movie.
Oh, it's started!
Jerry's Castle, Lotto Snacks, Soda and Scrap Shops.
Jigga's Fuel in town.
Oh, Jerry's a little shy.
Batteries, Jerky, Lotto Snacks,
We should fight him a deep milk.
Whoa.
Jerry's out back jerking on sale today.
What's that?
Lithium batteries.
In stock now.
Whoa, lithium batteries.
Jerry's gas milk.
Grab something and get.
Jerry's gas and go.
Snack bar's open.
Do you have a hot butter and popcorn?
I've been dying to watch this film.
I'm sorry, I was hurt.
Hey there everyone, it's Bearys from Bearys Bombshop.
I'll invite you to come on down, corner of Main Street,
and side road.
Look out.
We're gonna get you beautiful staff and grab some snacks
while you sell your life savings to me.
555, 555, 78, 85.
Come on down, we love the happy business.
They revise anything.
Is it just ads?
What the fuck?
Why is nobody complaining?
I'm the only one who has a problem in this theater.
There's way too many ads.
I put the feature film.
I'm guessing when you put Indy, you put the movie in yourself.
What the fuck?
Boo!
Boo!
What the fuck?
No, there's still was a scam!
I'm disgusted by the stand.
Absolutely disgusting.
Ooh, a lot of weight to get.
She's a poop?
I'm gonna get out of here.
I'm sorry.
Lemonista, I'm out of here.
PBR2's on Islandville...
PBR2's on Islandville Radio.
Roll.
Oh
I think it's the hoverboard.
I don't know how to use it though.
Oh, oh my lord.
Whoa!
Am I gonna like...
I'm gonna...
No, this isn't...
Pink fish thing!
Whoa, cool pink fish thing!
Oh, cool pink fish thing.
I don't have money?
I don't have a ride pass? Where do I get a ride pass?
Oh, 25.
I don't have enough! Only 8 packs! I only ride 8 rides.
Oh.
It opens at 5 hours! Come on down!
I don't have enough money.
I have to ride my favorite ride first.
I'm going to ride my favorite ride.
Ferris Wheel.
Oh.
Oh, is this the entrance to the Ferris Wheel?
Oops.
Alright.
Ah!
Thanks.
Ah!
I don't even know who this person is. I don't want to sit with them. They're a stranger.
I love the fairs' wheels. My favorite ride.
oh look my direction the other way
whoa
look at the town out there
This place looks so big yet so small at the same time look at all the people down there
They don't know anything
They don't know who I am
They don't know what I'm about
I don't know about all the trouble I'm going to cause.
Look at that.
I put my hoverboard away, I'm right in the ferris wheel.
I seem to be the only human left in existence.
It's as scary as you think about it.
I seem to be the last human on earth.
I think even got my uncle Phil a little bit.
Hey.
Woo!
Woo!
Woooow!
WOOOOOOOW!
Oh my god.
I hate it.
I'm a trove.
Let's go! Who wants to be a winner today?
Three dollars for three dollars.
Alright young buck, see what you got.
Hey, take this out.
Take this out.
I'm gonna be out of here.
Check this out.
Hmm...
I want...
this thing in back.
Winner, winner, Alaphany, again!
Something like that!
You're so smushy!
Three bucks for three dots. Pop one dot and you're a winner.
I was a winner.
Ooh, let's go! Who wants to be a winner?
Come on over, let's go! Shoot the star!
I don't have five dollars? Oh no!
What the fuck?
You're gonna go a couple more races now, come on!
I don't have one dollar on me!
I'm gonna roll.
This is my room, this is my garage, this is my house, oh my god, there's grandma.
Why does she have like, what is that?
What's that mark on her?
Where's my rule grandma?
Get out of the way!
This is my room, look how cool it is.
Jesus.
Jesus.
I'm here.
Pull him, bed.
You stay there.
Well, I can't use this bat for some reason.
It doesn't let me use it.
Who just put you there?
My hoverboard?
I'll keep you here.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
I'm like stuck what the fuck I'm stuck
You can turn off the lights I can
Whoa, this is my name on it.
I have a really cool room.
So I'm done with going in.
I'm done with going in.
Ryan was talking to me?
I'll fuck running.
I missed an arcade, I did?
Is there a new one?
Is there a new arcade?
The Warframe sponsors at 7.
The ocean is calling me.
Sleeping during the stream, what?
Am I sleeping?
Something is wrong.
Whoa! There's a new Yule!
Why?
They... are they update?
Oh did you see that person that doesn't know how to scroll camera?
I see, I saw him too, don't worry.
I saw him too.
Don't worry, I saw him too.
Where is my, my Google?
Where's my...
My Google.
Oh, here's my snorkel.
Oh, my snorkel.
Seven hours!
Was there an update?
Hufffix!
I'm not sure if snorkel works on guys.
Don't shit top my snorkel.
All systems online.
I don't shit talk my freaking snorkel bro.
Oh yeah, we got the um, the, what's it called, the tide pole?
The tide pole.
Waaah!
Koro! Koro! Koro!
investigate the tide pole oh yeah we can go investigate the tide pole pens now
we should go what did I say I was gonna do the next time I was here oh the base
looks so good
looking good looking good
welcome aboard
I forgot too.
I'll be honest, I forgot.
Did we ever get the Wonder of Black Rock?
I just don't remember if we did.
I don't remember if we got the wanderer in black box.
I'm
Oh, I did.
There's an ink.
Ah!
Oh, well.
Hey, we'll just go to the tadpole pond.
Where is it again?
The tadpole pond.
To the tadpole pond.
But I'm very excited.
I can drive!
What do you mean?
Ooh.
Going deep under the sea, gonna go explore and see.
Deep under the sea, gonna investigate deep under the sea.
Hey, what's this stuff?
Let me correct snorkel size for once.
Look how thick that is.
Oh, there's so much stuff in here.
Oh, there's copper right here.
Perfect.
This is how I get it.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, there's more copper here!
I'll get this one, too!
Oh, there's so much copper! What the f-
Oh, what's this, titanium?
I'm gonna drop this stuff back off.
Ew, why is the water cracker right now?
Guys, why is the water cracker?
Why is it got a water?
The giant fish toilet isn't the whole ocean, the toilet for fish and whales and sharks and crabs
and lobsters, and eels, and sea urchins, and sea cucumbers.
In our day
It's a peeing. It's a peeing.
Next
Open storage upgrade
You can attach a mobile storage unit on the back of the tadpole, I can?
Oh, it's so smart.
I don't know how to do that.
I need another storage locker, storage locker.
I'm going to make another storage locker for all our precious, important materials.
locker. I'll put it right here. Maybe right here. Maybe another one here. I think that's
good. I don't believe in labeling. I don't believe in organization. Creative chaos is my life and it's
how I function. Sometimes the greatest ideas are created through chaos. Hey, how do I do this?
Watch
And I jump scared
Go into the water
What's up, it's not telling me that we're bored
What's the board
I'm kind of peckish, I need some soulstone alts.
Gettin' oily salad routine.
Perfect for a snack on the go.
People smell different underwater.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Is that a true fact?
Do people smell underwater?
You can't smell them.
You can't even breathe underwater.
How do you smell it?
Uh-oh.
Seek fresh water intake.
Welcome aboard Captain.
Welcome aboard.
And...
Excuse me while I get some fish for my mingles.
I'm going.
Before we leave, I'm gonna make something to drink.
I need to make a repair tool. I don't think I found the rest of the brew prints yet.
I'll be right back. Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard!
I don't think the blue plane...
I need to finish any one more blue plane.
Hi, let's go.
Now we can move.
You know the basalt and sea water comes from the seers of misunderstood sharks?
I'll put sharks today and make them feel better.
I need more sharks.
I will stop around, huh?
What the fuck, uhhhh.
He's angry.
Oh crap.
Oh wait.
It was gonna steal it.
Oh no, don't tell my shit.
Hey, what's under here?
Oh no.
Hey, what's under here?
Oh, so much stuff!
Oh, I think I was here when I played with, um...
Oh no, I've been here already.
I've been here already.
Oh my god, sometimes I just get confused, you know?
Very first place.
It's very confusing.
I'll turn around.
Uh oh.
This place is very narrow.
Very narrow area.
Okay.
Very narrow area.
Okay. Uhhh...
Is it this way? Add pool?
Where are the tadpoles? Oh, this way.
Tadpole pen.
Tadpole pen.
It's so dark out. I don't like it.
It's really dark out.
Whoa, what's that?
What is that?
A jelly?
Whoa.
Why is everything red?
I should save.
What a pretty jelly.
Whoa! Hot!
Hot area.
Ignor, it's a jelly double.
Hydrofermal vents are a dependable source of minerals and power.
Hydrofermal vent.
Oh, look, the jelly is just chilling there.
But he likes it.
It's Peter Wreck empty hole.
Whoa.
Oh.
I wonder if I can go inside?
Looks like I can't yet.
The entrance?
Where would the entrance even be?
Hmm...
Why feet right here?
Or maybe not.
Welcome aboard Captain.
What the fuck?!
Maybe there's an opening somewhere in here.
See your tail though.
Oh! AAH!
You asshole! Oh wait.
Good. Here?
I'm wrong.
There's not an opening.
opening. Hmm. Oh, I'll figure it out, I guess. Later. Uh, what?
Approaching derelict structure echo analysis detects a precipitous silence
Be alert for a sudden drop in the sea floor
Oh, what is this?
What is motherfucka
What is this? I am a brave boy. I'm the bravest boy in the world.
I'm the bravest, I'm the bravest girl in the world. I'm the bravest girl in the world.
I will drink some water in here, I suspect.
I'm back inside the caloric intake.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, that's...
Maybe something in here?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I really need that repair tool.
Hey, I wonder where the other one is.
We must voluntarily die.
Media chip, or shatter, recovering in tax sectors if we are not the last of humanity, then we
have no reason to suffer on a hostile world.
Our survival is not the last hope for the human species.
If we are the last of humanity, then we do not deserve to survive.
If the last and the best we can offer the universe is a gaggle of indentured servants
ruled by a talking spreadsheet.
What?
Better to end.
We have never been a worthy steward of any world.
We failed Earth, so we fled to the stars.
Now, like the architects before us, we reap the whirlwind.
We had to invent the lie of the Mayfield syndrome
in order to pathologize what our bodies already know
is true.
We do not belong on this world.
What?
We are here, and we deserve happiness.
But the right way to seek happiness is to explore the wonders of Proteus and then find a place to donate our new treatment.
Wait, what?
So is Macefield Syndrome alive?
Oh my god...
I'll probably get all the rest of the stuff here, huh?
Okay, let's go inside.
Oh, half room.
That's pretty useful.
I
Don't know she'll be reprinted
I've heard her die so many times
But this time
She's gotta be out there somewhere
She's got to the tadpole pens control room is locked and all the tadpoles are gone
Sophie and Nahima took the last two. We're stuck. We voted eight to one
We're going to go down into the hot caves. We all feel a pull there. What we know it's a maze field
hallucination yes twinkle we know but hey I need a second if we ask the world for help
maybe it'll answer and it's not all crazy there's a bio bed at the base camp and sip zip died at
the bottom of that cave she had a curl tie access key that could get us through this lock okay if
you find this we had to do southwest of the hot caves hang on ruby they went into the hot
they're crazy
Hi!
You're freaking nuts!
30 seconds.
Each one.
Oh.
Oh, I got the...
Oh, what the fuck?
Ah!
I got the...
I got the...
I got the...
I got the...
I got the...
I got the...
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
That shit like alert him?
BOO! I hate it!
Oh...
It does as they have bad eyesight, I see, and the wings on the tide.
Wait, fast.
How does it work?
like
and Power Cell
there's literally no smoke in here
Oh my god.
How do I get in here?
It's very hot in here.
It would be a side room.
Yeah, the door, there is a door inside it, however.
It's like...
I don't have the keycode.
I do not have the key code.
Between Mays Village and Wayne Station we couldn't risk any more.
Oh gosh.
Why, but they said zip right? I don't think I ever found zip.
I need to go to the Hawcaves, they said it was where, southwest?
and
No, this is so scary.
This is so scary.
Oh, no one has an advisory for me.
Hello!
Phew!
Jelly Rain!
Very cute, Jelly Rain.
Ooh, what's this?
What?
Uh-oh!
NO!
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHH!
His oxygen-efficient safety increased.
Oh my God, he pulled me out!
OOOOOOOHHHH!
It's a Guardian Eye...
Look, that was scary, he pulled me out of there.
Get away from me.
Well...
Um...
That was terrifying. What the fuck?
I have a flare with me, so...
Maybe we could use a...
I'll go take...
I'll go take all this stuff back and then, uh...
When we go back over there we can use the flare on that shit.
Also charge this.
God, I need to repair this.
I need the repair tool.
I'm trying to remember where there were pieces of repair tool and like...
I think there might be another one.
I don't know.
I'm home!
Oh, I also need a change of battery on my stove.
What's that?
We may have found Agent Zero.
Lead Salvo is a Bormolk, down at the bottom of a geothermal cave.
The oldest black box we've found so far, perhaps because it's too deep for anyone to retrieve.
But they tried, investigator.
There are nine other black boxes down there.
Nine?
Something like terribly wrong.
Partial voice data retrieved.
I don't know what the fuck is he doing to this shit, I'm just gonna say something.
I'll be right back.
One more thing.
Zip's black box signal indicates she never reprinted code Z66.
Her download was rejected by the bio bed due to viral contamination.
She was reset to an earlier state.
Signal location uploaded to PDA.
Sixth caloric intake.
Uh...
So...
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Chad, I'm gonna pee really quick.
I'm gonna pee really quick, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Bro, I'm talking water!
I'm talking water!
Water!
Water!
Water!
Water!
Water!
Hey me!
I thought I was the FK, I just came back!
Uh, where do we go now? Oh, let me push this away.
Change my...
Fuck, quite a bit of material.
What?! Crazy frog cover! Shut up!
Oh
b...b...b...进步
Or resonating
What?
Oh
Bray
Bray bray what the fuck
OOOOH
What what what you
What do you mean, bro? What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Come on guys, I gotta get pulled.
But today's so cruel.
Today's so cruel.
Welcome aboard!
Today's the last time.
There was a half moon drop here.
He made a journey!
That's it!
Dorky!
Where's that small little cacafish?
Small little cacafish, where are you?
Small little cacafish, where are you?
I see you.
I'm small, little cock-a-fish.
I don't like those sounds I'm leaving.
There's more small cock-a-fish here.
30 seconds until you run out of oxygen, and you die.
Welcome aboard.
I don't know what I look like a fischologist.
I look like a fish on a plane.
What do you do right now?
Is it because I'm in the ocean?
Dedicated core.
Oh, I can construct.
Power cell terminal.
Mmm, battery storage.
Warning! Power offline!
What have I done?
I need more power!
I need it.
Welcome aboard!
It's gonna be a big wrecked south of you that will have a repair.
South of me.
Hmm.
Intrinsial sound. Okay. Uh.
Sorry, my daddy, my daddy came in, my daddy, my daddy, my daddy, welcome aboard, daddy,
Check on me.
You asked me if I wanted to eat an egg.
Like, I'm gonna make an egg.
Do you want an egg?
I'm only a pet-watt egg.
Can I offer you an egg in these frying times?
I'm going to a rice pod.
Boiled egg.
Not fried egg, boiled egg.
You can't see shit.
It's dark in here.
Waka-mai!
Waka-mai!
I should bring the tadpole.
I
Scream
Power connected all systems online
Now you want to do that now you want to put them online, huh?
Oh, hold on a second, I have a little bit of a headache.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to take something from my headache.
Excuse me, I'm going to take some Tylenol.
It's May 26th.
Crocsene.
I just think that I don't know.
I don't know, a long time ago, I don't know, never used to work for me, but that was because
I was on heavy pain medicine and at some point where pain medicine just started not working
because my body wanted more and more and more and more and more and then I just was like,
Fuck it, I win myself off with pain medication, it was very difficult, but I did it and now...
...Henryl is okay.
From my head.
However, when I do get, like, really bad, bad pain...
Ugh.
I always hate having to take pain like strong pain med for that. I don't like it.
It makes me uncomfortable and I don't I don't I do not like the feeling when I
recently had surgery it gave me pain medicine and they were like would you
like more pain medicine how many days would you like it for and they asked
if I wanted to extend it I'm like no no no no no no please
I was like no I just I was like I just want to take it when I need it in the
sick and I'm done and I'm done with it. I don't want any extra, I don't want any more.
You don't even realize it creeping up and it's not even, it's just, it's dependency
but what you don't, what they don't explain to you is when you're on pain medicine your
Your body starts to feel more pain, and you start to feel more sensitive, so your body
was like, hey bro, everything hurts.
I definitely need more than more of this.
Ah!
All right, hey bro.
I don't really need more of this, bro.
And it's a...
Oh, life on.
To the wreckage!
Yeah, take the wild, bro, especially when you've been on it for a long time.
Oh my god, tramadol.
I fucking hate tramadol.
I do not like tramadol.
I don't like tramadol, and I'll tell you why.
Every time I've ever been put on tramadol, I don't remember anything that happens.
like I just it's like a blank space in my brain blank space I don't know what the
fuck I don't know why traveling all those that shit to me
Hey, do you think maybe I should save?
Well, oh, this way.
I see.
It's all red.
In here.
And here, from inside deep inside, inside the hole.
Oh, I hold on.
Oh, I hold on.
Resetting.
Under the sea, under the sea.
I like pointless speculation, can't feel like navigation error.
The cicada had years to adjust course, we couldn't fly to the wrong star, so we must
have made an unscheduled phase gate transit but phase gates come in pairs if we jump through
the gate we could jump back and switch phase gate anyway. Sizzler is 14 years outside Transguff
space there are no gates en route unless the phase gate wasn't human and it's a story that
Ontario found an alien phase gate on 4546B. It's where the frontiers make up their mini-gate
What if a cicada detected an alien phase gate and diverted to check it out?
What if a cicada went through the gate and couldn't return?
Where's the cicada?
None of us remember our crash.
And where are the aliens who built the gate?
It can't be the tailings.
So how?
Should be on the couch.
The fuck is a couch? These aren't couches, these are beds!
And I open this.
Nice.
Language knows no barrios.
Language knows no barrios.
Oh, that's a boost up on the sides.
I enjoyed somnautica 2 as much somnautica 1.
I think so.
It is different.
it is different but it's fun it is different but it's fun, you know
I do enjoy all the things that they did with like the storage and
the base building. Repair tool. Sulfur! Uh oh.
Oh my god, we have to go back there anyway.
This thing.
Well, a power cell terminal, afterroom cuff round room, small crate, hydroelectric
Trubbine
I can't see the base
Oh, I see something
It goes into the jet stream so I make one.
I think there's one over here.
We're here.
Can I move it?
All right, hold on.
I don't know what I do.
Oh
Oh
30 seconds
How many power fans are there for me?
Can I put it here?
Is it connected?
What the fuck?
30 seconds.
Bam.
Welcome aboard.
Hey!
Seek fresh water intake.
It doesn't seem like they can be spaced out further.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Welcome aboard.
What the fuck?
Welcome aboard.
Oh!
There we go.
Well, that's funny.
Welcome aboard.
That's fun.
It's working now.
Now we have nighttime power.
Lucky you.
It's dark now. Oh look! Look at that.
That's so cool.
That's pretty cool.
Welcome aboard.
We should put some lights around here.
I'm also gonna light the wall at large.
I don't want to die.
I need light here.
Seek caloric intake.
Caloric intake.
No bioscope in here.
I think I kind of want to get rid of the wall.
I feel like the wall lights don't mean shit.
Come here.
It's a lollipop.
What one?
It's a lollipop.
It's a lollipop.
It's a lollipop.
It's a lollipop.
Oh
A wall, I thought, the few knights are the best.
Nice base.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm just going to go back to the base and get the first one.
I'm going to go back to the base and get the first one.
We got three turbines.
Welcome aboard.
We got three, we have three turbines so we should be okay I think.
We're good with three.
We're just looking for now.
Now you're 56 at night?
That thing sucks!
What if we were mole?
Bye.
Let's go get sulfur!
All right, I'm going to go get sulfur if you have to go get it.
I'm working.
We need it for the repair tool.
I'm the right captain.
Yes, your captain is here and your captain requires soulful work.
Sink fresh water intake.
God damn it, why do I have to be a human being?
I'm just glad we don't have to fucking pee and poop.
I'll be so frustrated.
What the fuck?
Dude, sofa plot!
I'm fixin' that.
Welcome, Wolverine Captain.
So for a claw.
Another So for a claw.
Come on.
Welcome, Wolverine Captain.
Yeah, So for a...
That's a shit ton of sulfur.
Oh wait!
What the fuck?
You bump into me?
I'm gonna be honest, I kinda missed the drill.
The gun is cool and all, but like, I kind of miss the drill.
The drill is so cool.
It was very satisfying to drill.
It was slow though, but also, I also kind of like, got a sad...
I can't what they're trying to do, but I'm kind of said that we can't defend ourselves against the fishing killfish.
fish. I get it, but I wish that I could kill the big fish. But I get it.
The medical repair tool combines plasma and fabricator assist to handle bulk or precision repairs.
Though optimized for tri-
It performs acceptably when wet.
Huh?
When wet?
Okay.
There it is.
Yeah, you can't prep the fishes in the second game in this one.
The only ones you can take are the ones that you can eat and use for water source.
You can't fill the fish.
And the first one you can.
They explained that they were like, uh, into like, they were like, they wanted to, they're
like, uh, how do you say oh my god my brain is like,
Not working.
They're into conservationism and they don't want to hurt animals.
Well, you said no.
This won't, yeah.
Can you fight against the aggressive big ones? I don't think so.
That's not the message they want to share and I understand I get it I get it
but like I want to be able to defend myself if I want it for fishes attacking me
you know
I understand understand
Yeah, hopefully they'll add like more items, uh, okay so I have to repair, let's repair
Oh, I know how I can repair this.
I would like to open... yeah, there are some doors to open, right?
Can you go to the black box?
Oh, wait.
Oh wait, I should get food, food and drink.
Oh, is there a shop?
Welcome aboard Captain.
I'm on a board cab, man.
Move that right out of there.
God damn it, I'm hungry.
Where are all the fuckin' fish?
At these small little ones.
I'm fucking hungry.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
I'm over here!
I'm hungry!
I'm happy at you!
Happy, you fish.
Make a nice, oily salad out of fiber.
You want me to do half that, will you?
I don't care what you like.
Ewww!
I will.
I'm ready to go.
Fresh water.
The black box.
To zip.
I'm just a little egg floating in the ocean.
Look at me, it's a little tiny egg.
The egg.
Eww, what the fuck?
It's all egg.
It's a little egg floating in the ocean.
And a little egg.
I'm in my way, poor guy.
We're all alone.
Hello.
Okay, base down.
Okay, base there.
I'm in a hockey.
I'm in a hockey.
Ah, my butt!
I'm in a hockey.
This is a high mortality work site.
What?
Orange, maximum death rate. All damaged.
This is the place. We should live down here. I'll convince you all.
Tuba, you want your flavors to cook? The jelly rings are full of sap. It tastes like fermented caramel.
Dr. Wu, the vent organisms are primary producers. No light needed to grow them.
I'm not going to tell them. Nutritionist, sustain myself.
Sean, the low-force fractures go down into volcanic bedrock. Don't you want to see how far?
Ysso, if you and your minions are so tough, you should try living in boiling water.
Never. But, you wanted a safer place to park the bio beds right here. And it's got free geothermal power.
Hey girl, you crazy.
You will provoke the tailings? I've been visiting for weeks, and they'll never come down here.
They're crazy.
They're crazy, girl.
Oh girl you hate this place because it means you're wrong
This world is a fit for humans. We can thrive here. Come down and see I can hear the whole planet
He's crazy
Let him in!
Will!
Uh-oh.
Months of her life gone.
I printed her fresh in strip A3.
I remember that.
Seisura.
After that, they did the job here to monitor people coming out of the caves for viral infection.
Around 235,000 hours ago, nine colonists went down to look for sips or black box.
They all died down there.
Only two of them reprinted.
Twinkle and Gansel, I've retrieved the logs. I don't like what I hear.
What do you hear?
Twinkle, they sent 158. Everyone's gone. I told them it was a terrible idea, I told them.
They wanted to look for such old key down in the hot cave, they insisted.
But as soon as we hit the hot water, people started to drift. They were in a trance.
What?
Oh shit.
Listen to me.
Uh oh.
No one, no, no one know what's reaching.
Oh.
Twinkle.
Sorry.
758.
Everyone's gone.
I told them it wasn't...
I don't want to hear it again!
No!
I wanted to look for this old key down in the hot cave.
They lost someone down here.
Oh, shits.
Damn, rare.
Harry.
Marked me pretty.
Easy, easy, you're back.
Oh, Twinkle.
Oh man, I was...
I gave my hair to a dead crab.
You all lost it. I think the hot water triggered your maze field.
Is everyone okay?
No.
No.
Uh oh.
No, how bad.
Melva marked everyone after you do not reprint, it's just us now.
Oh...
Ruby...
Do not reprint!
She's gone, she didn't print!
Look, no way! No way!
Mel, not here, I'm sorry.
I gotta go find her!
Do not reprint!
Yes, I'll come with you. Where do we start?
She's...
If she resets, she'd print in Sleep Bay 3.
But...
It takes days sometimes.
I've never been outside before, Ganzo. I'm not adapted. I don't even have shoes.
We can't.
I can't make you wait days.
Not if I'm unreliable.
Oh, shit. She's back.
We have to find that you buy.
We'll come back for her, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll come back.
They're never coming back. They're never coming back.
Ten minutes to spawn sir, we gotta get out of here!
Get back in, we gotta go home quick! Run!
No, no, no.
We're rushing home as fast as we can.
I'm home!
Oh, I just realized.
There's a curate here.
I could have put the turbines there.
Fuck.
So dumb.
Oh well.
It's still worse. Maybe I can put a few in over here anyway.
I can put a few over here. You need more later?
I love this game. I love this game. I love this game so much. It's so much fun.
Oops. Let me get prepared.
Prepare for our latest endeavor.
You must prepare.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
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I'm sorry I burned your retinas I'm sorry I burned your retinas oh my I'm so nauseous
And they're nauseous.
It works!
my rotinas are you ready are you ready for fun
are you ready for the Hicks
I'm excited.
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to share um
Oh, they give me trailers to watch? What? Wait, should I watch them now or later? Maybe
I should wait. I'll watch them later. I'll watch them later. I'll watch them later. I think
this is for later. Nice. Later, later. I'll watch them later. I'll watch them later.
I'll watch them later. I'll watch them later.
I'll watch them later.
More free! More free!
My daily poop tribute!
Oh my god!
Oh my! Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
My frame of war!
Now those raiders would you earn affinity
of greater weapons and warframes faster.
Oh!
Guys, I'm...
I am getting...
Tenno, your codex has been updated with a new quest.
Thank you.
What the?
My new quest!
My new quest!
The Hex!
Oh my god, he looks so cool.
Oh, odd legs on.
Why does this give me so much nostalgia?
Oh
Oh, hold on.
Uh, I'll move this really quick.
Oh, hold on. I'll move this really quick.
Uh, the desperate hunt for-
Or this every time I'm gonna read! Every time I'm reading, Ornist! Every time! Every time I read!
Jesus! It's like you know what I'm gonna read!
The desperate hunt for Albrecht and Trotty has led the drifter to the city of Bolvania.
Now, on December 31, 1999, despite the scouter lockdown in the face of the specterot menace,
the citizens do their best to...
I want to analyze the intelligence profile of the people who are doing it.
Artist shut up!
Error, it's not the number.
Did the operator enjoy this criticism?
No!
The citizens do their best to celebrate, but this all happened before and ended in disaster.
Happy Y2K!
The Hex will take around an hour and a half to complete. During that time, you will not be able to participate in another Warframe content.
I... Ali most!
Ali most, to confirm!
Keep steppin' on me!
Woah!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It's December 31st, 1999.
Let's say goodbye to the old year.
Oh, here.
With a track you all know and love from Global Sensation Online.
Oh, oh, see.
Oh my god, a line!
A global sensation!
Arthur Nightingale.
I need to go online!
I need to talk to people online!
This is one of those cat rooms!
I gotta go!
No!
I gotta go!
No!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
I gotta go!
Yeah, you can't stop. I can't stop going and shit.
Can we do more online, bro? One more online content.
Damn.
Oh, man.
My favorite mind.
Oh, whoa!
Uh-oh. That thing's not good.
Oh, I love Big Bite Pizza! My favorite pizza place!
What the fuck?!
What the dumb shit?
Whoa, he's so fast.
Hey, bro, you shouldn't use your powers
to play two games at once.
You should be playing three games at once.
How come I can't play the game?
Oh, air hockey!
Guys, I really think my dad would really love
an air hockey table if I got an air hockey table.
I think he would love to play with me.
Whoa.
My keys better not be in that mess.
Oh, it's a hot wire.
Oh, I see.
It's a Quincy.
Oh, are these the boys?
Oh, damn.
Oh, shit.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
I am 99 and HANG
oooh
fuck fuck
freeable wing
Did you take my damn keys on rally distract me whoa Quincy Isaac smart no
disrespect Quincy got me as well
Wincy's so cool!
Excuse me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Boots speak to ladies...
I like how we're going all around the mall...
My favorite.
Ooooo.
What is that a rat?
Leticia Garcia trinity
Ah, Leticia, not Leticia
Eleanor Liningale Sight of Snicks
Athena with a rat?
Shit. It's like they knew I was coming.
Natina Rat! That's me!
Oh my god, I thought that was a person. It's a standee.
Holy shit.
Game is a horror movie sometimes.
Oh, leave them all! Ooh, look at these bikes! Cool!
Boy, you're going after Dr. E. all by yourself.
Or maybe you're gonna bail on us, Arthur.
Forget it.
We're in this mess because of-
I'll come at you!
Guys?
Uh, am I sensing some tension here?
Oh, my friend!
No one's bailing.
I got us into this, and if it kills me, I'll get us.
Fine.
Fine.
Are we a mere Quincean backup? Letty, you and Alina help before we keep the genies running.
Yeah, keep the genies running, okay?
Oh, look at the computer!
Whoa!
Whoa, he's just running!
I
The doctor's rushing patient zero in the flesh.
Oh, shit.
Shame.
Major Nessie Rukawa.
Sergeant Commander SF1.
I can read that back!
Her name's really long!
Whoa, moves!
Kill...
...on...
...Site!
Kill him!
Kill him!
Uh oh!
Oh, my goodness!
Holy s- Holy!
AHHHHHHHH!
Oh, my God!
Did he just die?
Oh, holy s-
I
Did
I'm your man
Oh you and oh
No!
Ahh!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Ahhhh!
No way. Don't make me drive!
Please!
Ahhh!
Ahh!
I can't go through.
We're only talking our lives.
My school drop, put that thing down!
Help!
Send me outta here!
Where am I going?
Okay.
Ow!
Thank you!
Woo!!
Hello!
I'm sorry for your grand finale.
An H04 of the long talk.
Are you jealous?
No!
No!!!
REQUESTING ASSESSIONS!
FALL THE TRITS!
And...
And...
COOL AWESOME!
Huh?
Oh, dang it!
Holy shit!
Holy shit, the music is awesome!
Oh, and the beat!
Oh, no!
Oh my god.
That's enough of that.
I'll kill him.
I'll kill him.
Stop.
That's enough of that.
One more time.
I'm not.
Then, who is the one that did that?
That's too much.
My team is Anderson.
The one that killed him.
I can't see.
I don't even know who's the one.
Who?
No one is.
That's who.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
I thought you were saying that was an MVP to a new champion.
So, let's do this.
What do you guys think?
Looking forward to talking about.
I'm sorry to say!
I'm sorry to say!
Oh
Come on.
Holy shit, that ability is crazy.
Oh wait, is that for me?
I need the co-star of your grand finale.
Engaging the enemy!
8-0-4-1-0
I'll rob this one
Enjoy
Get on your knees!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm a real tiger!
I'm not sure what happened, but please.
The balloons are in the sky.
Oh, they're polluting the environment.
Oh, they're polluting the environment, I see!
Oh, oh, oh, do you like... do you fuck?
They're spreading green tobacco everywhere.
Oh my god, there's so much shit going on.
There's another one over here.
There's Gaga everywhere!
Oh
Oh
I'm going to do this!
Oh my god, I'm going to miss the amishabh-
Ah, there's an amishabh!
Help!
Where the f**k is the north?
Oh where is it?
I don't see it on the ground
I'm a heartbreaker!
I had the pressure to die!
I need the coaster of your grand finale.
The future of your ever-bond time.
My grand finale.
Enjoy.
Here.
Come on.
He's quicksy.
Right, bro!
Come on.
Come on out, buddy.
Where are you?
We found our friends are coming!
Bring the RPV!
Out of this family, I'm with you!
Come here, you fuck-up!
Jeff!
I'm just gonna react with you.
Oh yeah, fuck off.
Get away from me, pappa!
Come on.
Oh my god.
Look!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look!
Here we are.
Oh god, I'm like, I'm literally the one who's here to bring you home.
There's so much sand everywhere!
Wait, what's wrong?
Where?
Wait, what's wrong?
Where?
Whoa, where?
Where?
Any wall.
Yeah, I got you.
I'm gonna hold it and shoot off of it!
Thanks, Quincy.
Here it comes!
Gotcha!
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
I just wanted to let you know that the time is over already.
I don't know, but I'm still stuck on this one, go home!
I'm going after him
Oh my god, the environment and the atmosphere is crazy.
The music is insane.
What's up?
Uh, it just threw up a lan.
What?
What devil's fun are you?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Oh
That... was very rude.
Oh my god.
What the heck?
Stay in my hand.
Dablin, no more customization.
You are now in front of outrageous levels of damage.
Would you like to apply the Convince Damage Numbers Treeset to lose digital clutter?
That's no way to treat our little tourist.
He won't talk.
Yes.
Oh, not even to me.
Boo-boo.
But...
Not...
My...
Type...
Oh!
Oh...
No!
But...
We are...
All...
So we gave...
Even alone!
Aren't we...
Oh!
No! Don't please the game!
Master, my master, why has thou abandoned me?
All that matters is I'm here now.
Well, no thanks.
There, there, my faithful man that...
That is it, really?
After all these years, I've...
That's it. Isn't it? The poison to your plan.
Don't make a mistake, friend.
We have their incident 19 hours to 10 minutes you taking a piss if it's bullshit
I'll think Marty is the tech from myself, but the clock's running out.
The hook. Kinda makes sense, actually. Happy New Year.
Well, you're on point, Marty. But... you try and you've done today...
I'm from the future, listen to me!
...and there won't be much left for Letty to stitch back up. You read me?
I can't believe you stabbed my hand.
Loud and clear.
Not very nice.
Oh my god, we're almost the same height.
How do you know this is a dream?
Because I would never be that tall.
I look so cool.
Whoa.
I like your role.
I'm rolling.
Rolling all along.
I'm so glittery.
Be right back, I gotta go speak with Quincy.
My drifter's cool.
Look how cool I look.
Marty McBoobees.
Hi, Quincy!
Check me out, give him kick to entree's cybercorp.
I am a cybercorp.
Ooh, he loaned me a webcam.
Oh, and V1000's in the smoke as well.
V1000, is that a...
Terminator reference?
Oh, to the garage.
He got a blizzard coming in.
Well, if y'all nine of us had better got their lip balm ready before the big show,
we're just gonna be a chappy new year.
I won't have a chappy new year. I'll use my lip balm.
You read!
Hello!
So you were just puppet-lessing?
Yes.
A whole lot of metal in there.
Yeah?
Well, I look safe.
Arthur's taking a chance on you.
You hurt him and I'll twist you inside out. I got a automopsycho
Great. You find a ship.
No, Ali. I am not.
Cut the chatter. Ninety now is still a popping cult of vaporized.
We get in trotty and put a stop to this.
Ow!
Uh, whoops!
Oh wait, I think I've got the money.
Uh, there he is.
Hey, guys!
Uh, which way am I supposed to go?
Oh, where am I supposed to go?
Guys, I kinda miss all the big numbers on the screen. How do I change it back?
It makes me feel good about myself.
A new year, a new era.
Hope may the old murder be buried once again.
Right. We're the terrorists. Love what you've done to the place name.
I'm a terrorist?
I
Got one change it. Where is it?
I want my big numbers now!
damage damage numbers default customs minimal condensed perfect
Confirmed.
I love the number!
I will hide it in the trees! Hello!
Oh
Oh, that's inside the mall!
Oh, that's inside the mall!
That's not the mall.
Hey, where'd everybody go?
I have to kill more people
What the fuck is that thing?
WAAAHHHHH
She dropped a big gun, do I need it?
What?
Uh...
Oops.
Hey, where's the other guy?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh
It is Y2K, you gotta believe me, it's real!
Why the game is real?
And it can happen to you!
WHAAAA!
Ow!
Ooh, what's this?
I'm not doing so much pain as shit.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ohhhh.
Yucky.
I'm not doing so much pain as shit.
He's approaching my location!
Oh, you're forced to use a scoundrel for the zealots.
I
Oh
Oh, what's in here?
Oh, what's in here?
What the heck was that? It's like a big poop.
It's blown that thing. You want it to blow the car!
It's not exploding! It's not exploding!
Hold yourself ahead. Big moment for you, Marty.
The name is Morty. He'll be there.
Is that our name?
Is that what it wants to get me?
Is that Looney Y2K?
Is that Looney Y2K? Stop him!
There you are, fill up there, bro.
The role of downloading life is dead.
Why did you get away with it?
You can't get away with that thing, you're not here.
Not on my watch.
Not on my watch.
Don't you dare burn Napster into this!
You going online on the internet? Get off of that!
Get off the internet! Stop downloading Y2K!
Oh, it says it.
I guess.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
They're fucking not dead!
Hell, I'm a rough ass.
Whoa!
Whoa!
What the?
What? Are they dead? Did they kill them?
Oh, I guess they did.
Ad-Brolls, you're back just in time.
Ad-Brolls, you're just in time.
Did I miss anything? I just had to kill 99 people.
We're just in time.
I couldn't use the bike.
But I'm myself again.
Excuse me!
Wouldn't that go to far the fuck I want?
Better have him.
But he is in trotty there. No, he's gone
Get me outta here!
Come on, this way.
Isn't it?
Oh, the lazy space.
I got taken by the cyber-foam!
I'm on my way home.
Beep beep!
Uh oh. Our plan makes sense.
And a goletal.
Going up in smoke anyone still stuck here is tech rod anyway
Sometimes you have to amputate our and caught
Amputated cauterize
You can come out here to cut and hide you've got the he won't stop this
All right
Amir! So where's Entrathi? You said this was a loop.
Why, no more is that? You're looking at me change the rules.
You toast to the rest of us, no?
Seem so, but that means we can change it too.
Stop the nuke.
Stop the nuke!
No one listens.
Get me wired in.
We can stop it!
We've just got to work together like a team.
That only wants to be a team with me.
That only wants to be a team with me.
I'll tell you if I need it.
Teflon's coming for us.
I don't want more of that shit in my system!
Stow it, Letty!
Aveya, talk to me.
Here's your carb ready.
Oh my gosh!
Almost!
This needs a transponder on site.
Any scourge of the console down there still.
What happened?
Hello, scammers!
Dry air filters to capture technical sports.
I've commandeered their deployment systems.
If you use it, keep them pumping.
That's your money.
Get away from me!
Search the tunnels for a terminal.
You too.
It's the terminal of your normal content dress.
Shirley!
Oh, right here.
Hey, what is this?
Leave the bike!
I don't want to leave the bike!
I love my bike!
The Scodger have been issued Sporex Charges.
Little bursts of filtration.
Keep it on.
They might save life.
I'd say, I would.
Breathing easier? I wouldn't get used to it.
Isn't that so good?
You're not stubborn. End out!
My bike! Where is it?
Head back there. Let's go back.
Let's go down here now. Ow! That hurt me.
You said some of the civilians down here.
Not one.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wherever they're hiding out, it's above ground.
Not too much to see.
I'm out above ground.
Oh, it should be coming down soon, I guess, huh?
Oh, it's down here.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I found it's no-no.
No, no, no, no, no, that's...
Now it's time to watch that.
Early morning.
I have to meet an hour walk.
Aim for the head!
I
Oh my god, he's creature!
He's creature!
Alright.
I'm very ugly.
Very mean.
They don't like me.
I don't like that.
See, this is why the major wears a freaking face mask.
Oh, I-I-I would tell you to wear a face mask in school.
I see the facts. It's just the rest of us, Lassie.
Yeah, look at the latent infection, bitch.
Oh my god, this is fun!
I'm getting out of hand roll!
What?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, I was doing it!
There we go.
Let's run some more to beat.
Here we go.
I already have some little gacha money!
Is that me that's down the drain?
Oh, what the fuck?
He's breathing so hard, scary.
Ania, stop.
You win.
You got test confirmed.
All various public utilities, I am in.
F3?
F3?
F3?
Did you do a day?
Come in.
Oh shit, they're bringing F3's, Susan?
I'm gonna lower up my Icon.
I'm 6666 years old, of course I remember.
Of course I remember.
I can't.
What's going on?
Isn't it great?
Oh man, that beat from the back!
Hey! The man!
It sounds like a banger, what?
It sounds like old pop music.
No!
Don't burn it all!
Put it back on!
No!
No!
Man, the rainbows.
She's so bad.
After the headache.
Words like Benejo.
Look, Marty.
Maybe we could have...
...been strong.
Oh, shit.
Come on, Palimo. I wish you were up in there over there. I-I-I understand.
Here we are.
Well, I'm trying to back the room. What the back room?!
Enter sequence password.
Uh.
Uh.
If you are seeing this, your loop has been altered.
No kidding.
You and I are trapped here.
We are?
Soon the murmur will crawl through the cracks and devour this world and its possibilities.
Our only means of escape, our only hope to contain this horror I have created, will require
a spark of energy rare in this timeline.
Oh shit.
You know what this means.
What does that mean?
Do not allow Arthur and the Hex to stop this.
I realize what I am asking, but you of all people understand what is at stake.
For the sake of everything before and to come.
At midnight tonight, the bomb must go off.
What?
Uh-oh.
I don't know if I like that.
I don't know if I like that.
Oh shit.
Install segment.
May they upgrade segment installed.
I can have this room as my base?
This is so cool!
Wow!
You know how access to your hostiles prepare for...
...coming fight?
I mean, I think I'll- I'll be fine.
It seems the wall floor and- wait, how I t- don't tell me, I will be here forever.
Oh
Come on
Who
Lucky just ran through this wall
Come on, Pennejo!
Oh, you ran so fast!
Please tell me I can customize my bike and make it pink.
I'm not sure what to do with you.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
It's not Shadow on Scaldricons, they've been moving a VIP at regular intervals, it's
gotta be Dr. E right?
Meet me across town.
I'm gonna meet you more around town.
I'm gonna meet you more around town.
My friend is very, very, very dusty!
He's very dusty!
AHHHHHHH!
I doubt he's even trying on it.
If there's a chance he'll give, we have to try.
Only he can stop this.
Woohoo!
I was myself, I was so cool!
I
And slowly everything goes till it's over.
Feeling everything in my life.
A little more of honey.
I'm just a pretty good person.
Arthur, what if he doesn't know?
Just hold on to our way.
Rest of us will catch up.
I'm just a pretty good person.
Hey, what if... both?
Get these assholes off my back!
Use me, I'm gonna fix you right now!
Oh, they're all over here.
Oh!
Uh... Oh, you want me to lift that for you?
I think you should say please.
What's the magic word?
Please?
I
Still not used to whatever this is
Here let's ditch the cycles for something less conspicuous
I
Really
He's gonna get all the same games!
That was his chance!
Did he breach?
Ah! How is this game free? How is this game free?
I was a tree!
Hold on!
Okay, I got to take my medicine for luck.
Oh, I got two.
I got to take part of it with everything I've got to take my medicine.
You're the new black dog, kiddo.
Tell me, Toto.
A poly needle!
Oh, why didn't he get comfortable?
Rustalka!
Rustalka!
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I do not know what to do.
I'm gonna kill him!
You!
Cops!
Eat em!
Oh shit!
Oh my god!
Uh oh.
What?
Here is the bridge.
With each cycle, more seeps into her.
Who are you?
Kill her. Now.
Oh, shit.
What are you doing?
It's not really her.
It'd be no different.
Oh, we've been going middle all the way, so...
No, no, no. We've been doing middle the whole time.
But it's not really her that's doing this.
If you cannot sacrifice even this much, how will you do what comes next?
What's he talking about?
Oh, shit.
Maybe... I won't.
Are you more a child than your father?
Do you think I am not haunted by these choices?
I can't... I can't... I...
Where is my gaaaaaad?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I'm here to come down.
You try the back room after... uh okay.
Nice score you got us here Alpha.
You know what? I've had my fill of the service. I'm out.
Quincy! Come on, man. Maybe we don't need Marty to stop this. Don't...
Do you...
Norse your best bet. Mountains might be a chance against the fallout. Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, mate.
Look.
Anyone else?
Luke. Anyone else? No.
We'll still follow you, brave king.
But this half-assed plan's gone full guano.
I'm here's white 2k thing won't even work.
Yeah.
Damn.
I should've said.
It's full guano.
Air-gapped. Good policy, actually.
I got it.
Damn, he big.
Off-net.
We'd have to full on the reactor and patch it direct.
Only about four thousand sculpture to the six of us that odds we five of us
Arthur
Maybe it is time to bail
Oh
Arthur don't you dare she's barely hanging on as it is
You're stealing yourself, Lethe. Bad odds.
Eleanor.
Eleanor!
I'm asking. Please.
Eleanor.
Please!
Granny is even to you.
I'll keep talking to them.
He's on point.
Oh shit, who do I get? Arthur, Amir, Tizia, Aoi?
Well I can't choose Eleanor.
I'm between Tizia and Aoi. I like Aoi, but I like Tizia too.
I took my meds, I took my meds, I took my meds while we were doing it right after we did the car scene.
Right when we were in that thing.
Trinity.
Tron Protocol, many five dual commas.
Oh, so she's mad.
Oh, maybe.
Maybe.
It would only be better because it doesn't really matter what you pick.
It's fine.
Let's try a Latina
I think it's a Latina bro, cause I'm Latina Latina Latina Latina
Get the Latina!
Holy shit, where am I going bro?
Where am I going bro?
Where am I going bro?
Where am I going bro?
Where am I going bro?
Where am I going bro?
Bro, where am I going bro?
AHHHHHHHHH
Where am I going?
I'm not!
Damn!
I'm lost for the rest of my life!
I'm lost for life!
I can't get off this thing!
I'm up here!
I'm up here!
Da da da da da da da!
What's up Happy Land?
99!
We're live!
Get to the zoo!
What the fuck? The zoo is this way?
Am I in the door right now?
Welcome to the Darko!
Bad forms, you lie!
I'm at the door!
And without your mistreatment, I thought they'd talk for two days.
But...
Victor, you love this city. Why do you pay us to hate wild plants? Call a few folks for the night and help us!
Why 2k?
My 2k!
Passive rain!
And I took you for a warrior.
Fair support.
You're a gold for drug.
Will you help us?
Oh
I'm not worth my time.
Enjoy your picnic in the park.
This is Athena's logical garden.
Two hours.
Ooh.
I'm gonna take this alone.
Magical princess.
Eleanor.
I'm sorry.
We put you up to this.
We've waited for our seventh sister.
I don't like this one.
I don't like this one.
Look! I'm like, killing you with the bushes and I can't see what I'm doing!
Oh my god, it could literally be anywhere.
They should better remind me of- She reminds me of...
Which brain does she remind me of?
Then none of us will.
I don't like all the air!
I'm on my way, hello!
Where is the next water pod?
I guess it's over here cause there's a lot of...
YEEAAAHHHHHHH!
Run the game is on freakin war of movies!
Oh
I can't stand it that bad.
Really bad for me, it makes me not move.
What is this? What is this?
Whoa!
Oh my god, this fucking caca can go.
full of caca breeze caca everywhere
caca rock
I thought the music for this whole story has been absolutely incredible.
I'm so...
I'm so...
Fun soup!
Oh my god!
Should I eat them up?
Crazy ass foam, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Are you a foreign child?
Do you think I am not wanted by these choices?
Oh no.
Oh, Trotty! Get me out of here!
Nice bug here.
Oh, brother!
This stinks!
Ow.
Oh god, we're moving and I know-
Oh god.
I am no...
I have to be just here, aren't I?
What? Oh god, you put that on me!
You're the first to die.
You broke Akami!
No!
Why you always broke Akami?
Oh no.
Oh no, Eleanor died then Leti died.
Oh, I'm Quincy.
Oh.
You're the boy.
Bro.
Shush.
Bobo!
I've seen enough, Albrecht.
It's just absorbing all the gacha!
It's so momma.
Aw no, howie.
Why is it always at the meter?
Come on, come here.
Oh god, now they're really cool.
Oh, no!
What?
How we doin'? Hope, India!
We can hear you!
Yo, sounds like someone's trying to kick off the party with us.
Shit.
No way, man!
Ain't no party till I show up!
Blood show?
I was really dead.
Oh, Daniel!
You ever hit it, Rob?
And who's at their heart?
We're broken!
It's Billy.
It's trust.
It's dog.
Time heals everything.
Yeah!
You know it, right?
Look, it's time.
AHHHHHH!
Oh shit!
Ellie, we're never getting out.
Only 23 minutes left to get off.
Oh, bro!
This place is so amazing what the fuck I love this
This is incredible with the music everything what's up
What?
Oh, shit.
They're all dead already! What?!
What the fuck bro I saw you eatin girl I saw you eatin girl I saw you eatin girl
Why are you using that bomb? You can't fool me!
No!
It's a fire and it's down there!
What is this?
Is that hers? That's her minion?
Okay, I'll save you some.
Hey you that keep on moving, what's going on?
Uh, what do I do?
Uh...
God, I can't believe that the border is like a freaking baby!
This is a prize, baby!
I don't know, I don't know, I hate exploration so much.
I'll clear the gas!
I like to clear the gas!
Clear out those poopers!
They suck right in your freakin' tucker-cass everywhere!
Like I know you can do it bro, you like that, you're gonna have to break and do it, I know
All the bishness for me, for all things.
Mama, please.
Mama, please, bro.
Oh my god.
In spite of our lives, it's like,
girl, can't you, I thought you would have a lot of fun.
You can't live without us.
Why are we gone now? What's happening?
Oh, I know!
He's got the light! I think I do see it!
Ma...
Did you see it?
Oh
Eleanor
Making you
The pressure is awful.
Heads down while I do my job, alright, Lee?
Heads down while I do my job, friend.
Better make a move though. They'll get on you.
Oi! Oi, Lee!
I'm still in this group.
Oh, man, that's a good one.
What?
Good deal, man.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna let me shoot the thing.
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, where...
Ah!
See you soon, mother.
Oh
Have time for this
Tell me you got this
Only time so fast
They're breaking tight
Is that supposed to happen
I'm here.
Auey, can you do something?
What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
Hold them in.
Oh no.
Huh? Auey's dead!
I can't, I can't, I can't!
I have a son!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I have a son!
Oh my god!
No!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, a fucking rain!
But come on!
Get the shit here, watch them die!
Oh man, this thing!
Come on.
Yeah!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I'm begging you, the little Kakas!
Oh, my hand.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, this is so sad!
This is so sad!
I don't know, is it pretty easy for us to eat?
I was too slow.
He's Ash in Simmons.
Oh my lord.
You're in misery. Come. Now.
Mammar Expo.
MMMMMMMMMMMM
You're in the swamp.
They've given their lives for this.
Make it count.
Just
Go.
No. I can save them.
Not unless you know them.
Oh my god! What?!
Oh
My god, what the fuck what in the
What's that about?
What in the Senegal?
How is this game free?
How is this free?
How is this free?
How is this free?
Oh
Oh, it's a springy!
That sounded so good.
A triumph of the Indifference Falls in Snow and Ash as the shattered corpses of the Hex
fly in the mid-winter fall.
Only the Drifter's spirit refuses to expect that the story is over.
Somehow, the Hex are the people, but once the circle has been broken, what can heal it again?
Wrong.
sometimes I feel the same way sometimes I feel like they just wanted to release a
bangerous soundtrack because what the fuck how is the music in this game so good
they just wanted to release music bro that's all it is
I just wanted to release music bro that's the truth that's the truth that's the truth
Oh my god, okay, I didn't want to I didn't want the song to end
cover land damn
Think I might have to do a cover bro
To the Earth's wild chater and conspirator, named by the alias Drifter.
That profane monstrosity of which the scum has spanked, has sought to claim our throne.
We're doing a giveaway, guys! We're doing a giveaway!
Giveaway! Giveaway! Giveaway! Giveaway! Giveaway! Giveaway!
We have confined it in the Apocrypha, the realm of untold stories.
But you now have a duty to...
If it gains sufficient power, the story will supplant ours.
Sick is heretical tale, the triumph of...
Guys, we're doing a giveaway chat. One lucky person will be getting a TennoCon digital pack with some cool items.
In order to enter all you have to do is type an exclamation mark, enter, and one winner will be randomly chosen.
Please make sure your whispers are open so that Vel can message you to get your information.
You're in so good luck, Jack!
Oh my.
What other stuff did I get?
to drown it out and that's what we did here. I should have known she was waiting for you.
You answer they call and in a way found an answer for me. Wow. The time is almost right to finish
the Kalino sequence I will soon be able to send you to the city-state of
Albania in the plague year of 1999 the most perilous time without your
equipment I didn't check my mail a little late bro that I believe I can
explode you will not arrive on our no on our we won't be late
I got this I can make no sense of deep all these readings your site of temporal
ingestion has somehow shifted their loop now encompasses the entire year 1999 all
Albrecht's interface is to blade, no doubt.
What does he feel you need more time to achieve?
He'll surely must have given guidance.
However cryptic, I can offer one service at least.
I discovered a clandestine blueprint
among Albrecht's personal effects for a warframe.
So secret, it was never named.
It is yours.
Oh, site 09.
You got it.
Ordis, Operator, Ordis discovered this item on a routine check of the Orbiter's inventory.
It appears to be an antique of quite remarkable age.
How strange that Ordis has never seen it before.
Perhaps the Operator has been on adventures that Ordis knows nothing about.
Yes, Ordis, I'm busy!
I've been doing things saving the universe!
Wait, this is so sick.
That is incredible.
That is incredible.
Why the game cabinet?
There's so many people here!
I don't know. If you don't help me having your toys, I have all my shooters that they want to make friends.
Just give me the HEVG.
Wait, what?
Oh my god, you can play this. You can play the machines!
What a second.
Ooh, somebody joined my squad. Booty McFrooty, I can't play right now. I have to go.
Sorry, Booty McFooty!
Sorry, Booty McFooty.
Remember, it's just about time.
Flashy!
Flashy!
Thank you so much for the raid!
I hope you're in a great stream.
I'm sorry.
I'll never get the feeling that the sister was raised as an only child.
I'm actually about to end this.
But did you guys play Vintage Story? I'll be on again soon!
I'll be on again soon! Hello everybody!
We have been playing Warframe, we just finished playing The Hex.
And I'm in awe, it was such a great story.
I can't wait to play the next story.
But right now we're doing a giveaway. I don't know if the giveaway ended already.
Did it end or no?
decorate your back? How do I get to it?
Oh stop, don't make me do it. I'll do it next time.
I'm gonna be here forever.
Yeah, I'm gonna be here forever, and I'm already starting to pumpkin.
Thank you.
Oh no, here we go.
Is this my back room?
Is this it?
Let me in!
Let me in, please.
Let me in!
I'll let him in bro.
What did I do?
Ah, it's mine.
How do I... how do I customize him?
Oh my god!
My PC.
Pickery.
Oh.
Pickery.
Pickery.
Oh, I finally know who these floofs are.
I finally know who the floofs are.
I always wondered who these floofs were.
I was like, I wonder who these people are.
I'm sure one day I'll know who they are.
And I finally found out who they were.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, oops.
I don't want to be after call, I have to call my mom, hold on.
you
I'm getting accustomed to all this stuff.
Hooray.
All is right in the world.
All is right in the world.
I have a message.
Oh, Booty McFruity, thanks.
Thanks!
Thanks for the butt.
Thanks for the butt poster.
That's where the butt poster is.
What's this?
I'm TPC.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Got a message.
Whoa!
People aren't emailing, they're emailing me!
Remember never share your personal information online.
Tell me about yourself.
about yourself what just like that
you're used to less people and I am oh how am I supposed to do it I don't know
Oh, ask questions.
Uh, favorite color?
Black.
Oh, what?
Maybe it's purple! His color changes!
I don't know how much volume he actually...
I'm not about to start unloading family history to you, so don't try. I don't know you.
I'd like to change that.
Something to work towards, I suppose.
He went offline? What the fuck?
That's so fucked up, girl.
Oh, Salem, do you mind if I pick your brain?
Not literally, haha.
Candy! Candy, thank you so much for the raid!
I hope you had a great stream. Hi everybody.
Oh, I had a time crisis in my brain.
Hello everybody. We just finished playing The Hex.
Did you have fun playing Vintage Story? We just finished playing The Hex.
We're about to start the whole piece right now, but right now I'm kind of busy because I've learned how to use a computer.
Imagine me scraping bits of jelly out of your three-pan skull.
Honestly, I'm curious about you, where'd you come from?
What you lived through?
I saw some, as you know, and I'd love to see more, but only if you're willing.
Uh, will you ask for information now?
You can make friends with the hex members here and by doing bounties with them,
and when you're friends enough, you can redo the last mission,
The one where everybody died and maybe it is different than...
Ehhh...
Really?
I can- I can save them?
Last time I improved you, you were freshly puked out of an infested nightmare.
Added the place of security to the Hexabot currency.
If that's a deal breaker for you, I understand.
Okay, where do you wanna start?
Well, no, I'm gonna go bald!
Well, my headphones are like freaking ripping on my hand, dude.
Let's say you felt like taking me on a whistle-stop tour of your favorite memories.
Where would you start?
Uh, my best bathroom experience? What the heck?
I don't know where would I start. I don't know.
The Lotus.
She's kind of a mother figure. Also kind of biological, mechanical dating.
Oh, you were speaking my language extremely fluently. Who is she to you though?
She's my mommy and why is she the and not missus or queen or what not mind if I step inside your mind take a look
I don't want to talk to this person anymore. Go away
is this is this is this okay this is
This is Letty.
This is a mirror, right?
Is it Ollie?
Oh, this is, um, this dude.
...or the November curve neutral seems to feel rather neutral towards me.
He doesn't know what to do with me, and feeling is mutual.
Seems Tanoffish doesn't like to talk about his personal life.
Wait, what is this?
History.
Okay.
I can give him a gift?
I'm rich!
I can give him a gift!
I'm rich. I could give him a gift.
What? Why all this...
A sticky note is 5,000?
I'm not gonna give him 5,000!
A sticky note?
Oh, I have to give him what he likes. What the fuck would he like?
Well...
There's definitely not highlighters.
Maybe he likes a coffee.
Oh, he likes swords, but I don't see any swords in the shop.
I don't see any swords in the shop.
I don't see any swords in the shop, maybe a medical kit because when you handle swords
When you have the sword, you can get cuts because they're very sharp.
Maybe...
Maybe like a toaster oven so you can make some claw pockets.
I bet he likes coffee.
We can stay up and practice his sword skills.
Hey, what's this?
Is this...
Oh!
Oh, I could change my background.
Oh, I like this one better.
That's my favorite background.
Oh!
Oh!
Ooh, mark the date, big Christ preview.
Wake please, Chuck and I'll kill 75 Skaldra troops with abilities.
Challenges are fun and stimulating.
Autumn.
weekly quests! Hey wait, this totally completely changes the game. Uh, what the...
I feel like I'm playing a different game.
What the heck? I feel like I'm playing a different game. One in the world.
Why this is... This is crazy.
Kind of looks like this.
So who do you want to raise up?
Why why the raise up?
Why the raise up the sword guy?
But he hates me!
He hates me!
He hates me!
Don't like me.
He hates me.
Hey, hey me.
Make him love you.
I'm unlovable.
How long is the old piece?
Oh wait!
Well, we definitely won't be able to finish it today.
Well, we can start it.
There's so much content.
When you start the old piece, you're not going to want to stop.
I want to check out the market.
Bye bye.
Where can I check out the market?
You have new quests in your codecs.
I love my new room.
Market, market, market.
Water's good for you.
Water is good for you.
Oh, TennoCon Digital Pack.
475 Platinum, 1 Rico Aya, 1 Hallis, ephemera.
TennoCon 2026, TennoCon 2026.
Sidio, TennoCon 2026.
Good.
TennoCon.
Hey, wait a minute.
What do you give away for a TennoCon digital package?
Can I have one?
Hey, can I have one?
I want to see all the new stuff show me new things
So I got this one.
This is the new one that I got.
Here we go.
I'm going through it right now.
Wait, can I buy a skin for the bike?
Oh my god
Wait, this looks sick
You have all the skins
Well, I bought him.
And I'm out.
Really worth it.
It's a free game, so it might as well, you know, I'm supporting the game.
I'm supporting the game, y'know?
I support...
Eden Run Collection.
Oh, we're warframing, bro. You know we're warframing.
You know we're warframing.
Wait, is it true that there's new, like, hairstyles and stuff for your operator?
And for Drifter?
How do I look at those?
How do I get those?
Like, new stuff for me.
Go up to the mirror.
Hey, where's the mirror?
Oh, the mirror upstairs.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sure there's a winazir right now.
I'm sorry guys, I'm sure they were nausea right now.
Oh my god, this thing is in here now!
Wow!
This is where my-
OH MY GOD!
HAKA YOU!
YOU'RE IN HERE!
Earrings.
Features here?
No.
Their style.
Oh, there's...
Oh, I see. Oh, cool!
I just don't look good like that.
That was sparkly gal, uh-oh.
This is kinda cute.
Choo!
Choo!
Wah!
Ah!
This is kinda cute.
Ugh!
Choo!
Wah!
Excuse me.
Yeah we need pigtails, bro. What we gonna get pigtails, huh?
This one's kind of cute. Kind of like this one. Well I'm so used to my my usual
Oh, here's father, I'm like, I can't change it.
I'm a sparkly gal, what can I say?
I don't know your words of friend, yeah, I love more friends.
I'm sorry guys, I'm like...
Probably.
One second.
It's that kind of morning. Maybe it's not yet. We're going to start the old peace.
We're going to start the old peace, and then I'll go to bed.
10-0. A new alert has begun. It will be marked on navigation.
Don't worry.
Soon I will not be sneezing, and I won't be stuffy, but I will get...
I will start seeing the headman.
Guys, I'm gonna see the headman.
Oh, we're going, bro.
Chat?
I have to start the old piece today.
It's a part of our sponsor.
So, I'm gonna jump in and then, uh, we won't be finishing it today.
We won't be finishing it today, but I will finish it ASAP.
Albrecht and Trotty's trail leads beyond the origin system, only by diving into the
The past can be passed ahead, be made clear.
But buried secrets can be deadly.
Oh my God.
This is, you know what this means?
This means a lot,
because I remember when I first started playing the game,
everybody has been hyping this up for so long.
Everybody's like, oh my God,
just wait till you get to the old peace,
just wait till you get to the old peace.
and we finally we finally made it we're finally here
I bet you guys didn't think I was gonna make it huh yeah yeah I know I bet you
guys thought oh mouse she'll play warframe one time until never play again
a poop bro
a poop
I'm doing it.
How do I get there?
to go back to my ship? I gotta go back to my ship.
I have a question. If I go back to my ship...
Oh, will that meet- will that meet- will it let me come back here? It will, right?
There's a PC near the front of the ship.
I'm still learning.
Oooooh look at the flower!
Hey I have those flowers on my ship!
Oh, it's so beautiful!
Holy shit! What the heck?!
Oh my god!
So
Whoa
Oh my god, oh my god
What are they doing? Why do I feel so heavy?
No!
I don't need stealth. I will.
Hey! I recognize this landscape! Hey, I recognize- Oh my god, I recognize so much stuff now. This
I'm crazy!
This is crazy!
I'm getting hit. Oh, oh!
I'm finally here!
Oh
Why not
Oh, these things.
Let me enter, little thingies! Let me enter them! Let me enter you!
Let me injure you!
One thing after...
Hey! Ow!
Man, I can hurt him now!
I
I'm trying to get up there!
I'm not a man with a chess ball!
I'll use the force force force!
Oh, I finally made it to the head!
Oh, no!
Oh no!
AHHHH!
I just wanna grow! Help!
I did the front of the drill! Help!
Help! I did better! I did better! Help!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh shit!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Ad-Bros, holy shit.
I'm going to kill you!
Oh, he's a rebel!
What the fuck? A tiny one?
Eww! Get out of my face!
I'm ready!
You let?
Let's call it even.
Oh, shit! Call it peace offer!
We were friends the whole time!
Uh-oh!
Get it off!
What did you see?
I was connected to Mommy?
To how?
To how?
To how?
To how?
To how?
To how?
To how?
But not enough.
Not enough!
This is the only way we find out-
Floating their head with pre-duted histories.
I won't!
Come on, daddy!
Let's get you dry.
Dad?
It's okay, Lord.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to.
I have to. I want to.
Some things.
You hate Uncle?
Oh, best forgotten.
I had a friend, Lloyd.
Like me. His name was, was...
Aedis.
Aedis.
Uncle.
Again.
Oh my god, I'm crazy!
It matrixed me over and over again.
Oh, look, me and my friend!
We did friend stuff!
Let our little friend hang!
How late do we...
Relax.
We've got this.
How late do we...
I used all to carry the secret light of our union.
Brother what?
Dark. And this we have done.
Now!
We will now defend this whole treaty,
among us are blessed and brave creations.
The sentience of time.
Not this end I say!
Can you believe we used to be at war?
No joke, General.
It's just... insane.
When all the time, it could have been like this.
Nail ball.
Oh my god, who this big long hand?
Reckon.
Oh, they'd invite you to dinner, then panic over what to feed you.
Your parents?
Did they ever tell you what happened to your ancestors?
Making up the grey rail was the telling.
First you serve as labor, then you serve as parts.
What?
We met?
I've been working on some new moves.
Gonna let me try them out on you.
What?
First we find new fighting place.
We can cut, bring, and think war crimes come again.
That's so sad.
Ready for your test?
Anything you want to go over before it's done grills you
Maybe forgot their principle section eight again. Okay. Don't don't sweat it. I've got your back
What a sad existence
You build a rail and then you become carbs for it?
Jesus Christ!
I trust it, Sam, over the Oregon.
How do you report time, dear?
Mommy?
Mommy!
Oh
Disgusting isn't it? I can go waste it
I wonder which of you would this aberration attack first
Stupid
Watch your mouth
What the fuck?
Ah, please. Please. With me.
The place for conflict is in the dojo.
Okay. We're going to the dojo weird shaped people.
Together, interesting shapes, you know.
How do you work?
There's an interesting shape here.
Ada's truth bloom, have you doubted, to the Tennoes?
When the applications of Talran are applied to Naramon's theories, what is the expected
outcome?
Look at his hands!
Uh...
I don't know.
Uh...
What?
How am I supposed to answer this?
Can you study?
Hell no!
Oh...
Unh..
What?!
How am I supposed to answer this?
Been studying?
Hell no!
Oh, a new somatic connection.
A new somatic connection.
You power increase many
No cheating if you are tested by the seven
So the seven are coming
The treaty is not as finished as we would wish
Late upon our stewardship
Truth is my best.
Let's go, Truthbloom.
Survive, you just did not chase me.
Come on, angel shape.
Where is the void? You two managed to show up on time. Borrow overlook.
I'm always on time.
Now!
Uh...
AAH!
Whoa, whoa!
What the fuck?!
LMAO
We liberty!
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
Hey, what's up?
Not my friend.
LMAO
LMAO
What are you doing?
LMAO
I can't.
Bunch her down.
Pay for it now.
Draw back!
Assist casualty.
I'm here to assist the casualty.
You can save him.
Oh no.
Maw.
Aw.
Oh my god!
I finally get to see it!
I see them!
I see them!
They're peeping on the battlefield.
That was the old Macross cannon. Can you take it out?
Trust the way.
Trust the way you speak. Trust the way you speak.
I love the way you speak.
Down the Cobra Shell!
Just swell for us they did, eh, Tenor?
Suddenly they've all got minds of their own.
Tenor more I find.
Tenor more war.
Look at the flowers! Look at the flowers!
Look at the flowers!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
Help! Help! Help!
Oh, my God.
We'll be back once again.
Nothing.
Take out that container! We're getting pounded!
Oh, and, if you say!
What say you, Ma? Shall we enlighten this channel?
Say that you are! Say that you are!
You're right.
That's how I do it.
Are these the legs?
There is a little kid in here.
It is on my way!
Fuck you, bro.
Leave it alone!
Good work! This trick is going to live, Galastra! And you're going to get to tear it up! Drop chips inbound!
Stop insinuating!
Oh, pence. Better count your frog again, dog, and keep your ships on the ground. They'll probably be set to carving your lost lamp.
Oh, crap!
Take it!
Kuroi Tano!
Rest is after French.
If I am here...
You keep progress before fit the comp-
Oh, okay.
Okay!
Ooooooooohhhh...
You're playing as the very rare expellable prime that you cannot get anymore.
WHAT?
I CAN'T GET IT ANYMORE!
Founder's only!
Awww!
Founders, only me!
I played this 13 years ago!
Watch, Darnit.
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Just save me! You can play it too. You should start. If you have a starter already, you should start because look, I just found out that I can never have this.
And I wish I could and I can now because I didn't start 13 years ago and I started now. So
Who's kicking themselves in the ass now me?
I will chat I would continue but I am I honestly am feeling extremely sick
I'm feeling very very sick
I can't wait to come back.
Mission failed!
What?!
What do you mean mission failed?!
What do you mean mission failed?!
What do you mean mission failed?!
I can't wait to come back and finish the old piece.
Oh my god, that's gonna be so much fun.
That's gonna be so much fun.
Thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Mouse, thank you for persevering through the discomfort for the stream.
Please take care of yourself.
Thank you so much. I wish I could stay on longer, but it's taking over pretty bad.
And I'm gonna have to take care of myself.
Today is Tuesday so it's my meeting day so I will not be streaming tonight because I'm
going to be full of meetings but I'll be back tomorrow for another stream.
Thank you so much for hanging out with me and thank you for spending 12 hours of your
day with me.
I appreciate you guys so much.
Thank you for spending time with me today and thank you for enjoying Warframe with me.
Warframe has become one of my favorite games and I love playing it.
I took a tiny little break because I've been busy with a lot of projects outside of streaming.
I've been doing a lot of music and stuff like that and unfortunately Warframe is one of
those games where I have to be on my toes so I can't work on things while playing the
game.
So I've had to take a tiny bit of a break but I can't wait to get back into it and play
more again.
And thank you guys so much for being so patient with me and thank you for all the love and
support I appreciate it I'll be back tomorrow I'll be back tomorrow man so
much fun I love you guys
the
Thank you.