ironmouse
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05-29-2026 · 12h 18m
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lively
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Sugar
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You were right
Something wild's in the air
I just know it
Now we're moving quicker
Keepin' on track
And once we hit the scene
There's no turning back
You're in the field
You're in favor of hate
Align the news in town
And we can't believe it
We come alive, doing nothing to reach our goal
It's the greatest time to sleep so strong
You can feel it in the middle of the night
It's so hard to get a good night's time
Now that you can see the faith, don't stop me
The city's on 11, it's 2,000 feet
Something big is coming, but it's just the beginning
Just the beginning
Hanging your lights flicker, DJ spins the track
Boys are in thinking there's no showing back
The drum and the snare, I want to love the kick
Everybody sings together on the one two three
We've come a long way, we're not gonna leave a thought
And I've got the pride of my time
To see my strong and the feeling of love
I've got the strength of my life
I'm the only one that starts your life
Here on the edge of my tonight
All systems are being miswomen like you never are
Never are
Join us in praises
Don't ever erase this
Join us in praises
Don't ever remise this
Join us in praises
Don't ever erase this
Join us in praises
Don't ever erase this
Stop!
All nights in the House
To win the party of your lifetime
We call it life, it won't ever be unblocked
No, it doesn't matter if I'm lifetime
Just keep us strong, you can feel it in the floor
We call it life, it won't ever be unblocked
We call it life, we call it life
One of the stories of the game
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
So be it strong, you can see it in the sky
It's party of new life, time, party of your life
Time, party of your life
Time
What what what
What?
Are we getting a cover of this?
Now, why didn't you like that?
Why didn't you like that?
Why didn't you like that?
Uhhhhhhhhh
I forgot to change.
I forgot to change my clothes because I had a tech check this morning!
Oh, I forgot to change my clothes. I had a tech check this morning and I showed up to
tech check like this. To tech check. Guess who just watched the back room? Not me! So
Don't say anything and don't spoil the movie!
Don't spoil the movie!
Don't spoil it at all!
Bro, what the fuck is go- oh my god.
AHH!
Sorry, man.
Rooms in the back.
My fucking phone jumped out of me.
My phone jumped out of me!
Spoilers! There are rooms in the back!
You know what I saw? Somebody on Twitter was like, um...
For those of you that don't know, American War Story had a back rooms episode and it is so underrated.
You know what? I beg to differ. That episode was fucking trash and it was ass, and it was garbage.
So, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
The Back Room's episode in American Horror Story was fucking terrible.
Somebody, some other guy, was like, oh the Back Room's movie is so bad blah blah blah.
And then I was like, I'm sorry.
I looked through his post history dude gave
Dude gave for enough to oh four out of five get the fuck out of here with this shit
Get out of here. Get out of here get out of here
Get out of here get on get out get out get the fuck out of here get out get out
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Get outta here!
Is this...is this beetle?
What the fuck? Where have you been?
What the fuck?
My tongue keeps coming out!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh, it's my fucking phone, bro
Uh, my phone stand broke and I tried fixing it with tape and now the tape broke and now
I don't have tape right now, so it's at an angle, so that's why my tongue keeps coming out
I'm just letting you know. It's not that every time I talk my tongue is coming out
I'm getting a new one! No way! I'm getting a new one! I'm getting a new one!
I'm getting a new one! I'm getting a new one!
I'm getting a new one, I'm getting a new one, shut up, shut up.
I'm getting a new one.
What's next, working desk?
I think a bomb is the only thing that can break this desk.
I think a bomb is the only thing that can break this desk.
Kia, orders and draft tape for counter-tape-related fixes.
I don't even know what brand this desk is, but it's a hard-ass desk.
It's a hard-ass desk.
Anyway, the Backroom's episode from American Horror Story?
Fucking terrible garbage, whoever liked that shit.
Shut the fuck down.
And shut up.
Shut up.
I don't remember what what episode was that back rooms episode of American Horror Story.
I watched it.
I remember watching it and I was like it's the fifth episode of the third season of American
Horror Stories.
A spinoff of American Horror Story.
It wasn't even the main American Horror Story.
It was American Horror Stories, which was a spin-off,
and I watched that shit because I was like,
oh wow, let me see, and I went, and I watched it,
and I'm like, this feels like an episode,
this feels like some old person was like,
hey, my son came home the other day
talking about the back room shit,
I think it was pretty cool.
We should totally make an episode, you know?
Hey there, fellow kids, you guys like the back rooms
I heard you liked it?
How old, how about this?
How about this, guys?
How about this?
How about this, bros?
Happy, happy 61 birthday.
Happy 61 year birthday, Mouse, thank you very much.
I'm 61 years old, thank you very much.
Pfft.
61 months, thank you for the 61 months.
My 61st birthday today.
That's why I'm qualified to talk about these things, my 61st birthday.
Stay tuned for my 87th birthday.
We'll be celebrating that next year.
I'll put it on the invitation.
Come to my 87th birthday party.
Thank you.
Then my 92nd birthday party in a few weeks after that.
What do you do to stay so vibrant at 87?
Oh, you know.
Teagles.
I walked on the treadmill today, 37 minutes.
Cagals!
I walked on the treadmill today, 37 minutes.
Howdy, I like your face, I swear I thought you wrote, I like your feet, and I'm like, you have not seen my feet.
What about the 67th birthday? That's next week, buddy!
Come on now and come to my 67th birthday!
Next week 6-7!
Birthday every month!
Getting older and older every month! Here we go bros!
People already started posting spoilers of the Backroom's movie on Twitter.
I'm not looking at that shit because I want to watch the fucking movie.
I want to fucking movie bro. What is your secret for staying so young delusion?
Delusion delusion
Well, I'll let the room is in the back it is it is in the back. It's the back room
It's the back room.
We'll make it to the yoga room soon.
Do you see Shia's TV?
Wait!
Shia has a TV model?
Where is the birthday boy's new model?
Oh my god!
The little shit!
Look at him!
He just wants to make his bottom.
Aw, he's so cute.
Oh, he's so cute!
He makes me want to go to Chibi.
Now I want to go to Chibi too!
I want to go to Chibi too!
The tippy life is pretty fun.
But you are too fast, Swirreland.
Swirreland.
Swirreland.
Swirreland.
Oh my god.
I fell in love with your fan fest concerts.
Sinister made me see how powerful you are.
Oblivion made me relive the Shiva fight and have fun with friends.
Give it all.
Made me feel like I can give my alled in not just in games but life too.
When Spotify.
Uh, we're still working on that but I hope, I hope soon, bro, do you know, do you know
what crashed my brain?
Do you guys remember?
I was going down memory lane because I started seeing posts of people posting like retubers
of VTubers past.
There was this one VTuber who I loved.
I don't know if you guys know who she is.
Her name was Pinky Pop Headburn and somebody posted a video of Pinky Pop Headburn.
I was like, I felt like that guy in Ratatouille.
I was sitting at the table.
I'll never forget, I'll never forget Pinky Pop Hepburn.
I just saw the book, bro what is up with the internet bro, sometimes it just brings
you what you want to see.
Sometimes it just brings you what you want to see.
I'll never forget Pinky Pop Hepburn.
Shout out Pinky Pop Hepburn.
McQueen.
It's been years! How many years? Let me check the post. Oh my god, seven years already Jesus Christ.
Seven years. Seven years. Sometimes you never forget, bro.
So when are we gonna see the side rooms? When will we get a side rooms movie where it's where your models go when they're not being used, lol.
What? They're not in the side rooms? Shut up!
Guys, I never thought I'd say this, but today I felt what it felt like to have so many tabs open
and be like, bro, I got to close some of these tabs.
I got to close some of these fucking tabs, bro.
I got to close some of these damn tabs!
Take my fucking kisses!
I've got some of these damn tabs, I've went too many tabs open!
You know, I have a fucking tabs of Puerto Rico open!
Guys, I was taking suggestions of things to do in Puerto Rico because we were out of standstill.
We did not know.
Because there's just so many things, but we want to do everything, but we only have a limited time to do the streams
We're PC sake please use the bookmark feature
This is Luquillo!
I'm gonna be honest, me and Connor...
Me and Connor...
We sat there and we were planning out the days and were like...
We're gonna get stream sniped to death, aren't we?
And I'm like, you know what?
I think so.
I think we might.
And then he was like, you know what?
If it could be helpful stream sniping.
You wanna know why?
Helpful stream sniping.
And I'll tell you why it is very very easy to stream sniping Puerto Rico.
I'll tell you why.
Because to drive from one end of the island to the other end of the island, it's only
three to four hours.
It's only like four hours.
Oh no, am I fucking wrong?
Oh no, am I fucking melting?
Oh god, the stream snipers, they got me.
Am I still melting?
Server or struggling?
Am I back?
Am I still melting?
Am I back rooms?
Am I ice cream?
Am I the back rooms?
I don't know if you heard me, but I said.
But I said, the rea- yeah, 4 hours. The reason why it's so easy to stream tonight is that it takes about 4 hours to drive across the fucking island.
Bruh. Our island is so small.
It does make it very easy to get around. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's just for hours so it's like, it's very easy.
We were watching animal vids last time and I remember a moment from years ago where you saw a clip of a naked bird and you asked Chat
What are those holes on its head? And the instant you said that the entire chat exploded with those are ears lol
Birds don't have ears
Yeah, horrific holes.
Yeah, horrible holes.
I care not for a bird.
Just letting you know.
Lizards too, bro!
That was your nickname in college? Oh my god.
Horrific holes.
You must have gotten up to some interesting stuff!
You probably must be wondering, hey mouse, what did you get up to in your tiny little
break work work in meetings and I've been playing vintage story I've played some
vintage story
Don't sew me!
Our lawyers are on the way!
No!
Don't sew me!
Don't sue me!
What do you call a fake opera singer?
Placebo Domingo.
That was funny.
Why the hell?
No, don't, don't sue me!
Please don't matter if I financially recover.
I played Vinci's story, I actually learned how to play Vinci's story and now know how
to do things.
I am excited for Tenebra Somnia.
When does it come out again?
Isn't it like this week or something?
I built myself a house and vintage story. I finally have a home. It's a mansion.
Maybe I'll show it to you guys soon.
It says 2026 on theme god damn it.
Oh, really? Stay, yet?
So you are going to make sure you dress him up in the best traditional Puerto Rican clothing, right?
Are you going to have him experience the Kokui?
Yup.
We will be getting him dressed.
In the finest of splendors.
Guys, I can't tell you what we're gonna do. It has to be a surprise. I can't spoil everything.
We gotta get you to fucking watch the stream.
Watch the stream.
We got some fun stuff planned.
We got some fun stuff coming up.
Lucy, I send you a box of bocci peregrino chocolates.
Oh my god!
Did it get to you in good condition?
Yes!
Thank you so much!
Thanks for the most transit estimation.
The package likely reached you in late 80s.
I did get it.
Thank you so much.
It's three pig loaves.
If that helps to identify it.
Thank you, GSC Europe.
Thank you for sending me bocci chocolates.
They were so good.
I shouldn't have eaten one, but I did.
I shouldn't have eaten one, but I did.
Did it hurt my tummy? Yes.
Did it hurt my tummy because I ate one? Yes.
Any plans to teach Connor how to make Kokito?
Maybe.
Was it worth it? Yes.
Do I care? No.
Did my mom yell at me? Yes. Did my mom end up eating them? Yes.
Just make sure Connor put on lots of sunscreen. You're not sure how hot it is, Puerto Rico?
I know. Oh, I already warned him.
I already warned him. I was like, hey, remember when you just recently took that trip?
with gaurant. Yeah remember how hot that was? Yeah we'll get ready.
Hey remember, remember Thailand and Vietnam? Yeah remember how hot that was? Yeah get ready
Hey, remember mosquitoes?
Remember mosquitos?
Hey, remember, remember Tengen fever?
Do you remember that?
Hey, do you remember that half of Puerto Rico is a fucking rainforest?
Wait, it is, yes!
There is rain for us in Puerto Rico, did you guys not know?
I've been to the Bioluminescent Bay in PR, it's beautiful.
We do have Bioluminescent Bay.
We have multiple bioluminescent bays.
I think we have three.
I think it's three.
The one in Mosquito Bay, the weakest one.
Sorry, I ate the rainforest.
You cannot eat my rainforest!
We're hogging all the bioluminescent bays.
Just make sure he wears his stickest wool sweater and he'll be fine.
Oh yeah!
One of the bioluminescent bays is called mosquito bay.
Yeah, I forget to mention that.
It is called mosquito bay.
We have La Parguera, we have La Parguera, we have the other one in Fajardo.
We also have a beach that has black sand from volcanic activity.
We have a lot of cool stuff.
Yes, yes, we have a black sand beach from volcanic activity.
We have a castle, we have a fork, we have an old firehouse in Bonce, that's pretty cool.
We have a lot of cool stuff.
We have a rainforest, we have a big-ass zipline.
I was going to ask as a follow-up, but maybe it's a question for Iron Mom then.
But she also has extra dark milk caramelized almonds and coffee there?
Do you like those two?
I've never tried them, but if you ever want to send some, I will appreciate it.
I'm sure my mom will too.
I always appreciate all gifts, so thank you very much.
You don't have to do it, but thank you very much if you do.
Do they got chicken strips they got chicken strips we also have multiple
run distilleries all across the island we have multiple run distilleries and
And they all offer tours all across the island
Don't use I don't know don't use impon say so like
It's like around the bones area
We're still mapping out the trip and trying to figure out what's the best way around to go
But I can't tell you all our secrets and we go scuba diving
I don't think so I
Would love to though, but I don't know how we would make that work
We have this really big, big, big, big, big, big district.
I guess you can say we have something called the T-Mobile District.
What are we getting?
What it was?
Y'all know.
We have something called the T-Mobile District.
Guys, don't laugh!
Stop!
We have something called the T-Mobile District, okay?
Don't laugh at us!
Since when?
Since a while.
It's near the convention center.
It's a T-Mobile district.
But it's like a big, huge, like, entertainment, like, area.
with like entertainment stuff what does the T stand for T-Mobile like the phone
the cell phone company I don't know what the team stands for
Ah.
Tri..
Tre..
Tri-
Triple-
Polypoli.
Travel.
Trains.
Tele-
Telephone.
Telephone?
Wait, there's two...
There's two-
A gosh.
Does this still-
Does this-
At least get my pel-
A good chance to check out Amazon Nicholas Cage play,
the hard-boiled vigilante Spider-Man noir TV show.
Oh, telecommu-
TELEMUNDO!
Thomas Moubo.
Oh yeah, I still have to see Spider-Noir.
Oh.
It is originally a German company, the T stands for Telecom, the German name.
The stars in the moon
I've been burned since this was born
And I'm in view
The light in my bright eyes
And in there
The butter in my view
And I'm just wondering why she won't
I can't explain this kind of love
It won't be to you I won't
And I can't get enough
To share this love
Just like with you
Just take my hand
And let's enjoy the world
So we'll see you
I'm in love
I'm in love
Ba-da-da-bo-ba-bo-bo-bo
Okay, sorry about that
Is she talking through T-Mobile right now?
I'm not talking to the T-Mobile!
Anyway, we have to cool police call the T-Mobile district, I'm just saying.
It's pretty cool.
Maybe we might see it.
Maybe we might not.
You never know.
Look, raindrop, thank you so much for the five gifts and something.
Thank you very much.
Well, I got a lot of cool stuff.
Sounds like a sponsorship opportunity?
I don't know, maybe.
We can see, maybe.
We'll see, maybe.
What about Kentucky?
Unfortunately, the Kentucky Hut...
Where was it again?
Isn't Carolina right?
I mean, wait! I think we could maybe go to it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Because this is in Carolina!
Maybe I have to talk to Conrad and see if he be down to go to Kentucky to hear in Carolina.
Nothing more in America can...
It is the last bastion of hope, okay?
They don't exist anymore!
You can speak a little Spanish, it's amazing how you changed your accent.
I have my accent there. I think my accent is going to be a little...
Because I speak too much English. I speak too much English and I don't speak much Spanish.
I only speak Spanish when I speak with my mom and dad.
I don't speak in the stream, I'm so bad
And your brother, oh my brother
She speaks English too
She speaks English
So we speak English
I only speak Spanish with my mom and dad
I just forget we speak so much spanglish though, the thing is a lot of people like a lot of
People in Puerto Rico speak English too, like...
They kind of speak English, and then it's become...
Spanglish.
What is Sampo? How is Sampo not Sampo?
What kind of Sampo do you want?
Do I speak Spanish to my mom and dad?
And I don't go outside so I barely use it.
Oh no!
I speak Spanish to my doctors too.
The doctors speak Spanish.
Well, not the receptionists, but the doctors do sometimes, yes, sometimes not.
In Cali we say carro, but the proper terms are automovil vejiculo, bro we say carro
Oh, too bad.
Cah-ho.
Po-che. Po-che is a baby-choc.
Guah-guah!
Guah-guah is a boss.
Guah-guah. Guah-guah is a boss.
Guah-guah is a boss.
No, no autobooms, who are you?
Enough, you're Latina bro.
It doesn't matter.
No, you are Latina. You are Latina. It's in the blood. It's in your sundry.
And there's only Stalatino.
Period.
And I'll be Latina too.
If you want to be Latina, you can be Latina too.
In the period? Why are you gonna bring period into this, bro?
Keep that motherfucker out.
Don't bring period into this.
Don't remind me.
Can I be what? Don't you dare write that in my chat.
Alright, that's the end of my time, bruh.
Who said it?
Yeah, that's what I want to know.
Who said it?
Get that shit out of there, bro.
Get it out of here.
I swear to God.
I swear I'm gone.
HENYA!
HENYA, welcome back.
Thank you for the rain, though.
I hope you're feeling good.
Welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back welcome back welcome back I hope you had a good stream thank you thank you
for the rain
I took Tylenol but I don't remember what time I took it
and I'm like oh I gotta take some more Tylenol
and I'm like shit
uhh
buffers
I guess I don't know if I took it or not.
You can tell by the what?
Oh my god.
We love our fellow titans.
Oh my goodness.
on Drinking Topo Chico.
Guys, today's Shia's birthday.
Today's Shia's birthday
and Shia would like to gamble today.
So, I will be gambling with Shia for a little bit
and then Connor's coming on later
and we're gonna play Directive 8020.
And by the way, I'm just letting you know,
I started installing this game when I started streaming
about 59 minutes ago.
And now, the download is only at 90%.
What is happening?
And what's going on with me?
Am I being destroyed?
This makes no sense, bro.
You know what it tells me?
Estimated time two hours and forty-four minutes
What
Team mobile use
Shut up. I'm not T-Mobile
Why are you getting on my hands just because of T-Mobile district?
Shit up
Don't hang on the T-Mobile district, okay?
Rat mobile
I don't know if you guys saw I posted an announcement for the for a ex booth with our latest
latest attendees at the Iron Mouse Cafe. It's April Nian and Booby.
Also, tickets have gone on sale for Club Iron Mouse at Anime NYC, so if you are in the New York City area, or would like to attend the concert, please get your tickets. They're on sale now.
The concert is on August 20th.
The VIP tickets are already sold out.
Well there's no VIP tickets left.
VIP sold out in under an hour, Jesus Christ!
And you probably might be wondering,
Mouse, is it just gonna be you?
I might have some guests.
You might have to stay tuned
for the announcement of the guests.
And if you think that's the only concert, think again, because we just announced Club
Ironmouse is also coming to anime impulse at the Bay Area and there's some silhouettes
of some people you might recognize that will be at the concert with me, uh, singing together.
So I wonder who these mysterious figures are.
I wonder who these mysterious figures are.
Perchance maybe someone shorter than me is in here.
Perchance maybe it might be somebody who's shorter than me.
And someone...
What?
So take a look and you probably might be wondering,
Mouse, what songs are you gonna sing?
Is it gonna be the same songs from Club Iron Moths?
No, they're different songs.
What? You got them to agree to sing more songs than me?
Yes, yes I did.
Do they have a choice? No, no they don't
No, they don't
The birthday boy is calling me
Hello, oh
Oh shoot, hello?
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to Shia!
Happy birthday to you!
Aw, thank you!
I almost said your real name, but I didn't.
I was just thinking about it.
What if you just said my name?
I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking the same thing.
In my head, I was like,
Say his real name, don't say it, don't say it.
Happy birthday to...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Happy birthday, happy 82nd birthday.
I'm so happy.
At this amazing-
Thank you.
A compliment, 82 years of greatness.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I can't wait till it's my 82nd birthday.
Whew!
Well, aren't you way past that?
I am.
Yeah.
I am way past that.
You're on another level.
I'm too old.
Dude, happy dog stay.
Dude, I,
I, without naming names.
No, this is an embarrassing story.
Do I tell it?
Yeah.
Okay, I went,
I went to this person's house
and I didn't really know who they were.
I didn't realize that they were a content creator
And when we were all at their home
and like introducing and everything,
I introduced myself.
I don't even remember doing this.
I don't know why I did it,
but I just introduced like with my like full like legal name
was just like, hey, how's it going?
And then later they're just like, I found out like,
like later they were just like,
dude, why'd you introduce me?
Is there like, I didn't realize that it was you Shia.
They're like, I didn't know it was you.
You introduced yourself as just like,
you know, like Alan or something.
I was just like, oh, why'd I do that?
I don't know, I just didn't know at the time.
Like I would have used,
I just got to stick with Shia all around.
All the time, all the time, all the time, all the time.
Oh, at the time, but they're just,
I did that to,
not with my real name,
but I did that to Bowell when I first met her,
like years and years and years ago.
I just said I was Shia,
but because I didn't say Shia a bunch,
she came up later and was just like,
oh, it's you?
And she like yelled at me.
I know!
Oh God!
Yeah, I'm sorry, I brought the government name.
Alan Bond.
Alan, ooh.
Oh, that's like an insult.
I mean, but if your name's Alan, that's fine.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, no, that's fine.
Never mind, sorry.
Oh, this is Alan Wake, then.
Then it's just, I'm sorry, all the Alan's in the chat
I was like, no.
No.
Come on.
Oh.
Okay, Ben Allen bow.
Okay, Ben Allen bow.
Yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
Have you...
Have you...
Yes?
Have you been gambling a lot?
No, no one wants to gamble with me.
Have you gotten past the second tier of gambling?
No.
The second floor?
No.
that you can supposedly beat the game.
You can?
Supposedly you can.
The other day, I decided to do a little bit of gambling
by myself.
I think you saw like a little smidge of it.
The other day when I was streaming,
I hit like giga jackpot.
I got up to like, what was it?
Like 300 million or something?
What?
But the thing is, is that whenever you owe money,
it scales to the amount that you have.
So, you always have to make a certain percentage amount more than what you have, so it's fun having a lot of money, but...
Man, you can go through it so quick. I only made it to the second floor and I just crashed out. I didn't even make it to the third.
I would love... I would love if we could do it. That would be really cool to like get all the way up to the top and like beat it.
You know, I think... I think you might have a problem.
I, uh...
I'm glad you're a Vtuber.
I'm glad you're a VTuber.
I'm not some normie guy walking around...
going to...
Ah.
A casino.
Yeah, oh...
Oh, I see.
Yeah, yeah!
Where's your de-
Where the fire-
get to?
Yeah!
Birthday!
You're enabling me!
You're enabling me!
Enable his gambling addiction.
I'm being enabled?
Yes.
Are they all...
Are they all...
I just want to resaid again. I don't have any there's nothing wrong with Alan
I just want to say real quick
Except for well
And separate Alan wait
Yeah, well, yeah
More like Alan's sleep. Oh
Have you played the second game? No, cuz the first one was so fucking boring
It's kind of rough. I didn't play the second one either, but I saw the
DLC for the second one kind of felt like people were going into like a
like a facility with like a
Like anomalies and stuff and it seemed really really fun
Yeah, no, I don't know. I played the first one and I was I was going crazy. I
I just I wanted to like it so bad because everybody was like yeah you're gonna play it so amazing
it's Alan Waik and I'm like what the fuck is well the second one doesn't slap because they don't
have that Duracell I'm a writer I'm a writer I'm a writer guys I'm ready to tell you I'm a writer
guys my name is Alan Waik and I'm a writer okay I'm just letting you know I'm a writer
I'm just letting you know, I'm a writer and I was going crazy, it was just some parts
that I was just so fucking bored, I'm like oh my god this guy is just, he's a writer
I guess.
Yeah, he's a writer and he has trauma.
He has a lot of trauma and all the time he gets right.
Where's my wife?
I'm a writer.
Where is my wife?
Where is my wife?
is she I'm a writer it does right as a man it's true I wonder what Candy would
think oh yeah I tried playing control and I couldn't play it either oh oh yeah
I hated the main character I did not I cannot like the main character I just I
wish there was a mod to make her shut up I don't remember a lot of her
characteristics I think I like a woman oh hi candy oh hello my mix is turning on
it sounds like shit I sound like shit whoa you sound like you're right you know
can. What's the name of that game that came out the other year where the lady
protagonist was very sassy? I think she gets like isekai to like another world
or something like that and people could tell from the trailers they're just like
oh I don't know about this one. For spoken? I never played that. I never played it either
because I saw the trailer with her talking and I'm like nope.
Nope.
With the amount of people telling me how annoying it was,
I just didn't even want to draw.
I just, it's just, man, like, can't we just have a game where like, the woman's not annoying?
Kkkk.
Whoa.
I didn't know- I think that they-
We're doing a sexism in this collab, look!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please.
Listen, we're gonna be our queen, but I feel like sometimes people just don't know how to write female characters,
Roy just pisses me the fuck off.
It- whoa.
Yeah, I would say that a singular character is definitely not representative of what could be.
You know, like it's- I think that when they went into that game, they were probably thinking they're like that we have this bad ass lady that's going and she's powerful, she knows what she wants, but it came off
as I remember, like really arrogant and just like regardless of who it was, it was just like, oh, I don't want to play as this person.
Not!
Like you didn't want to put yourself in their shoe type of deal.
Yeah.
This woman in the control game, I couldn't play it because she just kept talking and talking and she had a comment for everything and she just came off just so fucking annoying and I'm just like, bro, if there was a mod to turn her off, I would play the game.
I ever thought it feels like people want to do life is strange
But the reason life is strange worked is because max was like a little weird hipster chick that like she was kind of cringe
as a character baseline
So her like oh the camera reminds me the one I used to have like it did like I don't know
It's sort of the genre in the game that it was doesn't suit every every game
Everything's trying to do that
It's not gonna be like I'm so quirky, and I'm so cool, and I'm so different and I'm just like
Yeah, well, I am quick you wouldn't different because
It's happening it's not a happy birthday to real legal nameshine
Don't do it. Don't do it. Now. It's already
Yeah, just like if anyone wants to DM me I can well if you don't know publicly I can just like if you just DM me
I'll just
Take you guys
Yeah, thank you for the gift of anxiety
Yeah, just like tell us with my minecraft and I will get you that information
Oh
Hello, I just wanted to say that I love you guys.
I love you!
You can totally else count me, she feels that way.
I am not gambling.
Please!
You're fine.
You're so old.
You need to snowboard.
Can you control him?
We're going broke.
He won't stop gambling.
Oh no.
I got a gamble.
I want a gamble.
I already told him that I'm so glad he's not a normie and doesn't have a normal job
but isn't in Vegas gambling.
Hey, last time that we hit the slots we made like $500 and then we just stopped I can stop
That's what he always says
guys
Shia gambled
Bups internal organs and now buff has nothing left. Please help. I literally have nothing left
He he took my fallopian tubes and sold them so that he could gamble tonight. Oh god birthday
true and I have a picture of them for proof okay it's not a two-for-two on on
women being in the doubt let's all say one thing we like about women shout I
like when women bend over and they're tainted really small
I like women hell yeah that's amazing I like women
shy it's different when you say it
I like women who shut up
I don't know when to talk in my video games
he's just pretending to be gay so we can run through all his friends
oh god you know how many kids talk to me about that
oh yeah you're gonna be that one guy that pretends to be gay just so you can fuck all the girls in your friend group
That's that's the comments we got like I'm like a
Previous like that's why candy brings it up because someone was just like hey love this gay guy here
I appreciate the game that you're doing just so you can run through all these
Yeah
At the end they're just like yo dog, I appreciate the game like you get it like it was like
Okay
Shia is so committed to the bit. He's even sucked a dick before. It's really committed.
Oh my god.
Then there's people following up just being like, is there actually proof that Shia even likes Ben?
I was just like, okay, we gotta pick a side here.
We eat actual friends.
Okay, but Shia, you're like, the thing is though, you're like gigafocussed on just buff, which is okay.
Okay, like you'll once you're like, you know, like, I just
I'm gonna get you guys your neighbors and all this shit
Come on, Candy, I'm not even gonna be staring at my toobes
Yeah, he's staring at my toobes, bro
He took her toobes, bro
He's gonna wear them as a necklace or something, I don't know
Happy birthday
He's taking her out with her kid news right now
You know?
Shia is very lovely, and we all love Shia
Thank you for my birthday.
Except for on his birthday?
For my birthday?
Was it you saying something nice to me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, I really appreciate that.
It's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, um, thank you for letting me gamble with you guys, okay, Candy?
Letting you gamble?
Yeah, okay.
Well, I was just mentally processing all the fucked up stuff.
I said to Shia, let's start on this collab with me, 10 minutes.
So I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Did you guys want to try a yeah, you want to do you want to start sharing?
You guys can share I'm gonna I'm gonna
Go dust the house. I don't feel crazy
No, I can't I'm like you mouse. I'm a workaholic. Oh, okay, never mind. Don't push yourself you take
You have to
Yeah, I'm a dust what all right?
I love you guys
Love you
I'm excited to gamble
I'm in the vintage story category. That's not correct
Can't even play vintage story non-stop for the past dude without me
100 million you should play oh without you shawty I don't even fuck with
Playing I got I got two homes two mansions
I'm just gonna be honest. I'm carving holes in everybody's homes and creating houses for myself
Who do I keep saying I wish you'd come play but also
um, I don't know man. I'm just building
It's probably better if you don't come.
Oh, it would be a very good host.
Oh, okay.
And he gets crazy with you.
Chaya?
Yeah.
We're just gonna go play Hytale.
Oh!
Go home and get an Aethel Hytale.
I didn't get to play that either.
Well, you should jump on a vintage story.
What the heck?
What are you waiting for?
Well...
An invitation?
I... yeah... maybe.
You're inviting.
Holy fuck it.
No one's done that until now.
Has Boone messaged you because he said he's been trying to get you in?
No.
BOOM!
Wait, what's the last thing he said to me?
Um...
It's about like nothing.
It's about like nothing.
It's just about the collab we did the other week.
Oh.
Okay.
I want a gamble.
Oh shit.
I just messaged Boon.
Get Shia and Vintage Story now.
Or your balls will be inverted.
Oh, can't you see?
Yeah, what's funny is this?
What you oh, no, I've been asking me to get you in I keep saying it with time. I assume that he messes you
Shit you gotta threaten him what's wasting his balls
Yeah
Did you see I got a gift today for my birthday that I was using on stream
I got a little chibi model, yeah
I got a chibi model which is perfect because we were doing that walk around at Momocon
And everybody was using a chibi model, and then I was just using my full me, and I'm like yo, what's up?
I'm just like a full grown man, and then they had like these three like like little guys next to me
I was so out of place, and now I won't be. I'm a fully grown adult male. Yeah, I'm just like an adult man
Adult man by the way, just grown man. This is me here surrounding all these damn chibis. Oh
Oh
She said it was a gift. No, it was just a surprise. Oh, is it one of the viewers? Oh, just surprised me with it
What the fuck is that a right?
It's not allowed. It's so fucking good, too. You could just get you could just have people totally fucked
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Especially because you kept saying that you needed it
They make it like when did they stop making it? I have I don't know I don't know it was like a like a happen state
Like it just happened like just be like saying you wanted one
Yeah, I
Love it. I actually looked into getting one
Yeah, yeah
Okay, put me in the casino. Okay. All right. Yeah, no, no, I'll start it up. Yeah, I'll you know, I'll host it. Oh
Oh, yeah, yes, please. I'll host it. Okay. We got this. We got that. I
I got you don't want me to host it so it's an Australia. No, no upsetting
So much for the one million months
Wow, sleigh.
Oh, she'll wait if you're-
Wait.
Oh, she can't come sleigh.
I'm going to be like here, and then I'm going to do this.
Oh wait, this, this, and then I'm going to move these two like over a little bit.
I'm just letting you know I have my period.
What?
That's good to know.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, just, you know, just...
I got it!
So-
How did you get the buddy hat?
Can I have it? It showed up. Oh, I don't have it. Yeah, it's okay. We'll find it to you. It was just like a random face.
I won't kill myself. Oh
No, no, no, no
No, I don't know why not just start
Just on
Oh my gosh, I live in America. You can't tell me. I'm free. I'm free. Free to die
It wasn't the right hit.
What is this match that I have on?
What? Is it just like a...
Am I just like, balding?
Are you?
Pretty mature bald.
Are you balding?
I want...
What do I... I want to wear something.
It's my prerogative to die.
Oh, fancy attire.
I don't think this matches.
Oh, I like this it's like a comfy sweater. Oh
I got a change
I got a change if I look like a grandma
What's wrong with that? It's your birthday you're getting older. It's true. It's true
I'm gonna put out the mo mo.
Put out the fucking mo mo.
Put out the fucking mo mo.
Put out the fucking mo mo.
Put out the fucking mo mo.
Put out the fucking mo mo.
He's gonna let me know how.
I'm gonna see you post more on TikTok, please.
Sure thing.
I'm on it.
You got it.
You got it, buddy.
Every time I bounce, I'm bouncing on my butt on the ground.
Would you bounce your booty on the ground?
I didn't even I'm just here now
Scared me every time I'm not I'm not ready for him. I walk past. Hello. Hello
Hello. Yeah, I like woke up. Hello. Hello. And then I'm like immediately, can it?
Handalicious. You ready? You ready? You ready to bust this down? Why are you dressed like
a disappointing author? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Well, so I'm ready to gamble.
Oh, easy businessman and then you're like my two sugar babies. Oh
Thank you, Papa. Thank you Papa. Thank you so much for the money
Thanks daddy
Here you take the mystery one I like this this this one
It's all in all in blackjack here we go
Where should I put it on?
Play.
Eh, let's just put it on.
Should I go all in on blackjack or on roulette?
Crap, hell no bro, those dice.
How many times have those sites fucked my life?
You got this, you got this.
How do I put it in?
You put it in, you just hold left click on the screen and it slowly puts it in there.
There you go.
There, there, there, there.
Replay
Hey guys, I'm off a good start
I'm in the top classic of the five dollars and each machine
I'm just like, give me a spin.
Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
Get, get, get off, get off my machine!
Get off!
Get away from me!
Uh, some- some-
What if I, what if I just, like, go all in on one shot?
What if I just die?
Guys, what if I just die right now?
Oh, hit me.
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh my god.
Alright.
Uh-oh.
Why do I eat so much shit?
Can you tell me?
This is...
Why do I eat so much shit?
I'm just gonna get back up and get some.
I'm just gonnama say something about it in here.
Okay I got a taste.
I get a taste.
I got a little taste.
I got a little taste.
I got a little taste.
I got a little taste.
I don't wanna go!
I put the sloth up and it was up here!
GOSH!
IT'S A DEER!
Uh-oh!
I just have a like...
Guys I'm a little worried!
Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Not good. Not good.
Okay. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. Okay.
Double and hit. Oh, 31!
Guys, like, like really late. Like, come on. Like...
I don't think it's gonna go big, right?
Uh oh.
It's shit.
It's shit motherfucker.
It's shit.
It's shit.
It's shit.
It's shit all the time.
It's shit all the time.
It's shit all the time.
Uh oh.
No, this is channel.
Ah!
Guys, maybe I should just stop.
Hey guys, like, oh yes this one hey guys hey
Wow candy so yeah $1,200 it's 15 seconds yeah yeah yeah yeah
Who dies, Tros?
Bro, who dies, who dies, who dies?
Why are you just telling me to just...
The slot machine is good. I'll save.
Guys, I can't do this.
So what?
I was blackjack so hate.
So hate me.
I didn't even, I wasn't even throwing the content, I'm just bad.
I wasn't even, I wasn't even funny.
I didn't even throw the content, I'm just bad.
I would throw myself off a building.
Oh my god, we have a glitch the other day where crock got $500 billion what oh
Yeah, don't look at the chart. How so?
Um, yeah, we're in the multiplayer mod. It spawned in I am mine should be
And then press the spots that don't have the bombs and then she just got billions of dollars
But then they get scaled to the amount of money that we had so it didn't really matter
They could at least let us eat some of this corn, you know
Right?
Just like on the way out, you know
Just have a little bite of a deer, you know
Yeah
Oh yeah, chat, say hi to chat
Chat, say hi to chat
Hi chat
Let's get them.
Lick them.
What am I going to do?
Like that?
Like...
Why can't we eat corn raw?
We can't eat corn.
I think we should be able to loud.
We should.
We should be able to.
And be allowed to.
Like why can't I just take it right off the stock?
We can't eat corn.
It doesn't break down in your system.
That country boys make theory.
What if I want to eat a raw corn?
What if I just want to walk up there and just eat a raw corn?
What if a girl got to do to eat a little bit of raw corn around here?
I wish I could participate with the corn jerk, but I'm too pissed off about Blackjack.
Is it a gun?
Candy wants a gun.
Really? Really? I got the thing that if you get a big win you can triple it or lose it.
What if I wear a suit?
I also got to get that.
Bro, what if I just wear a fucking suit?
No, no, no, no. I don't want to wear a suit.
I'm gonna be in the cup.
I'm gonna be in the cup.
I'm gonna wear a business suit.
Where's my business?
I want to- I want to- I want to-
Business suit. It's time for business.
The history of corn is pretty interesting in my opinion.
Tell me more about the history of corn.
Tell me a little bit more about this corn.
I'm wearing a suit too.
Oh, should I give this-
I- I-
I think I'd do better if I was wearing a suit.
I'm like having like partial flashbacks to some thing where like
An era the grain of an old bug the grain of an area is cold like make it maze or something
I don't remember doesn't matter you take that other one then
You know that one
So you go win something and then if it's like a big win or any win
You can hit that and you either triple it or you lose it
Actually if I win off of this coin we could try to triple it
Okay, here wait I'm gonna do it on this
Give me a four give me a four give me a four give me that's a five. Okay. All right. All right. All right
All right, give me a six. Come on, baby. Give me a six
Give me a three give me a three give me a three that's not it
I'm trying to think this game is a fucking scam
Give me a five give me a five come on baby come on give me a five
No
So I didn't win
You think this
Oh okay
I don't trust it
I don't trust it I don't trust my momma
Oh no
That's so bad.
To be the one.
What is this duck wing?
I'm not even winning enough money to justify this. This is even a proper grant, we can't.
Actually, I don't give a shit anymore. I hate gamebats, not the five. It was bad.
I hate myself.
That's a nine.
Give me a two.
Give daddy a two.
That's not it.
I hate the wheel of the wheels.
I want to get stuck.
I have a fist.
I don't know how to grab a swing.
Guys, I'm just...
Give me a six.
I'm just...
I need a three.
I don't really...
Where did all the money just go, like, instantly?
It wasn't me.
Give me five. Give me five.
Come on, give daddy a five!
I may have made some terrible judgments.
Give me a two, give me a two, give me a two.
That's not it.
Come on.
Give me a two, give me a two, come on baby, give me a two.
Oh!
I don't even...
There's a two, give me the four.
Aw, this is not a big, like, cool thing.
Stay on the ground, you know what I'm saying?
What is this?
What do you say?
Oh, fuck!
This is so bad.
I'm already lost.
What the f***ing coconuts?
What the f***ing coconuts?
This is actually the worst.
This is actually the worst.
Once upon a time, I jumped off a building.
Hi!
Welcome to the stream!
When you say I can't hear someone,
I'm gambling!
Hi!
I'm gay.
Mouse is gay!
Mouse is uh, put me in the...
You know what Mouse?
Get in the elevator.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Or losing it. No, I lost it all
I wanted then I lost it
Come on give me a three give me a three show daddy that three come on baby. Here we go
No daddy that's right. Come on. Give me that five. Give me that five. Come on. That's
Frank daddy's butthole
They didn't spank daddy's butthole. Oh, no, they disavowed daddy's butthole. They took everything I got
They took it all
They took it all
Remember when I used to say foyame eculo grande?
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
They
They, they, they, for, for Yame though
They entire day, you know
Oh my god, the whole thing
Hey guys, how do we just
uh
How do we, how do we restart quickly
HAHA
How do we
Come on, Candy
Come on, Candy
Run, Candy, run
Come here, candy. Come on candy. Come on candy. Come on candy. Come on candy. I don't hear you
Come on candy. Come on candy. Come on candy. Let's get this done again here. Somebody cookie. Oh, oh
You do this to me
Oh, you know what I had the other day
I went to a friend's house and they went to like a local bakery and it was like a lemon
something like I don't know if it was popped
softest cookie I've ever had oh just like melting in your hands oh so good
do you like lemon stuff I like lemon stuff I love lemon I love lemons I love
Yeah.
I love lemons, yeah.
I love lemon.
Uh huh.
Lemon.
I like lemon starburst.
Oooh, yeah!
I feel like people, I feel like, eeeheheh!
Yeah?
Hey!
I feel like—
You like lemon?
I like lemon, and I like lemon starburst, and I feel like people didn't like lemon starburst.
Oh, I'll take a more bros more lemons for us more lemons for us
You know, I think that we weren't I
Don't think that we were winning as much because I needed my suit. Yeah, you know where she to dress
True shot for success
We're roll up to the guy address for success. Yeah, I'm I'm like just
I'm going through the stages of grids.
No. Let's look at the items.
No, no, no, it's good.
Ah, it's good.
What kind of items do we got? Anything good?
Oh, I'm going.
We should get this.
And then we...
Uh...
Then, whatever else? Oh, this one?
Okay. This one's really fun.
Increase the maximum bet.
We should do that on one...
If we get, like, one of those coins
coins to like do like a three one time. Oh yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh my God. It's time.
It's like they haven't seen yet. All the worlds of the scene and all the men and women nearly
gamblers. Shakespeare did not see that. What if on like the upper levels like you get to
like level three and four they just have you throwing you in the ring and you're just
like you just have to knock people out or something.
You're fighting for your life?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a crazy death game where it's like,
they put you or me or Candy inside like this thing
and they drown us.
They could.
And they torture us.
They could.
What?
Mouse, do you want this?
It rolls back time 60 seconds.
Let's see.
I'm all in.
Watch out.
She's
Hey, what this mean
Now you do
I want $720. Good. I just need all of it. What the f***. No, we're going to do that.
Oh my gosh, okay, it's fine though. We're close. We're close
Oh shit.
Oh, but surely I would now.
Oh.
No.
Give me a- no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, we-
We're doing it we're doing it
We got a refund
Doesn't even feel worth it. I just went all in on red and it did like just big guy. He doesn't even fucking matter
Win a roulette I lose
You would think that the game was way better, was nice, because it's Shia's birthday, like Jesus Christ.
Right?
Yeah, no, no.
Oh man.
Oof.
Not good, not good.
We're gonna send it.
Alright.
Okay, I guess this is what this is.
Can't eat this.
Hey, where's that robot time?
Where's the robot time thing?
Oh, I may have used it already.
Oh.
Oh!
Mr. Cat?
Give me two give me two give me two I
Don't fully understand how this game works. I don't want to be one give me one. Give me one candy. You went on six. I
Need a set of 11 that's it
Oh
So I can get up, that's okay.
I got a four, so now I need to roll a four.
That's a five, so I can't win.
Six seven.
Seventy six.
I got a four.
Yippee!
Ooh!
I can almost bring this back.
Can you blow on your dice?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Can you blow on my dice?
Here we go.
One or five, one or five.
Yeah, baby.
Oh, shit.
Stand.
We got to get back up like another like 400 bucks
I don't trust myself. I'll lose it all I need a one or five. I need a one or five
We're winning we're actually in we're actually gonna stop oh
Candy stop
Oh, God, no!
We're at 1.2.
Where is it?
Where is it?
God, no!
Well, you gotta keep going.
I mean, now.
Like, if we were above this now, you gotta go back up.
Well, now you gotta go.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
What happened guys what happened guys
What are the chances what are the chances
Stop! Betty, stop!
Dude, Kathy, stop!
I doubled, I doubled on the blackjack, on the back.
Stop.
Stop it, Kathy.
Stop it.
Oh my god, dude, that was so close.
Stop it right now.
What are the fucking chances that you got a 20-guide?
Come on, man.
Sandy, we got it.
We're trying to win.
We're trying to go up to the third floor, the fourth floor.
We're trying to beat all of our debt.
Like the house tool, like Sabrina Coppita?
Yes.
I don't think there's...
There's another house door!
Oh my gosh, dude, I'm skyrocketing at the end.
Holy shit.
Mous and I are the fucking...
I'm all in the gutter.
I got it. I had to make...
It's a suit, you know.
See where I said I'm playing Blackjack.
It's... yeah.
Maybe Lose Blackjack.
But when it's good, it's sorry good.
I hate watcher game it's sorry good
yeah dude we're doing it we're in we're in
I gotta see what kind of we got candy honestly nothing good in the in the
I love you, thank you.
Kaka.
I'm not often good at this.
Waka!
What?
Number one ring though.
No.
That looks like a bus.
Okay.
A bunch of bus dashes and like, ugly hair.
Yeah.
What is it?
What's the thing?
No bus run.
Win four games in a row on Blackjack.
Easy, bro.
Fucking easy.
Hey, there's a bus here saying easy.
I was just playing to have fun you want to play the win that's different different child
gotta play to win the guy when we go down hey you can open up your random item oh I
That one's for you, I'll take this one.
Oh, there you go.
Well, I could present all lost nearby.
Oh, stand around, Candy.
You gotta stand around, Candy.
All in.
All in.
Doubling.
Oh, I hit.
Check this out!
Oh baby!
Okay we're already up!
And then I go down to the minimum boot and then I play.
And then I hit.
And then I hit.
Okay.
And then I hit.
And then I play.
And then I play.
I shouldn't be trusted with these things.
Maybe a three?
And then I stand.
That's a nine.
me a six
six
oh
give me a three
give me a three
a little pink
can't win off of that
oh
it's okay
oh my self i'm from building
oh my god yay
check this out
chat watch this i'm gonna triple it
What?
NOOOOOOO!
You know what?
Whoops.
Whoops.
That's not what I need.
I swear.
I really am hot.
Hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I'll get it, this is not good.
I'm a machine, I'm a machine.
Uh oh.
You're not getting one.
This is not good, guys, this is not good.
This was not machine.
This was not machine.
What the?
4.85
How is the- how is-
How is the-
What the-
Alright.
Shia, what are you doing?
A lot, but not good.
You're on the wall.
Yeah, you should go all the way.
We gotta win some of them.
Oh, no, I'm-
Uh-oh.
Waiting for him. Waiting for him. He's addicted to dice. Waiting.
Oh, wait. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Well, hey, we're over. We're over. Oh, we're under.
You're right. I should go again.
Okay, you should go again. I'm stopping at two or six.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, we're over. We're over. We're at 1.9. We're at 1.9.
We got to be careful.
I'm watching you. I'm watching you. You really look okay. Sorry
No more, no more, no more, no more.
What are you gonna do?
We're gonna make the next round.
Okay, yeah, let's go, let's go.
Stop it!
I think his voice is screaming.
We'll leave, we'll leave.
We're leaving, we're leaving.
How much was that beat it when he has a 21, dude?
You don't.
Oh my god, my voice.
Candy?
You wanna shy a bud?
You doing righteous?
Yeah, I know.
Oh, ups and downs.
Wow, that was a roller coaster.
Listen, I have a steady trajectory of going down.
Yeah, you know what? It was steady.
I have a steady downward trajectory.
I can't read it from my...
Wait, up 1.7.
Oh
We're just gonna warm up. I need my favorite games up on the second floor. Let go
Spin for a chance to revert your last loss I could have cool people
Yeah, that would be good for you. Yeah
I like to do stuff because I like to die.
I don't want to talk about it.
I'm going to go to Vegas.
Okay.
But what if I do a blast?
You want to go to Vegas?
I think I would die in Vegas.
I think I would absolutely get given traffic.
That's a joke.
But J-mon, I think I'd just do something dumb.
There are, I mean, if there's ever a place that's definitely not good.
Oh, but my country eyelash is.
scan you or get your who knows yeah yeah that's fake these glasses I'll be
super super smart you look super super smart I'll be super smart make super
Smart decisions.
It's the- Ah, I'll win, bye.
Smashdown!
Smashdown!
Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
What is he saying?
Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam.
Oh, that's the rolls back time.
Maybe we just save this for someone, we'll leave it for someone who needs it.
Like candy.
Yeah, we'll leave it right here so if you just come get it and use it.
That's like interesting to say to somebody that's up
Wait! Turn back time quick!
Turn back time, turn back time, turn it back
I just got a 7
Oh
No keep going keep going do it again. You got to roll a seven or eleven
I just roll it. Oh, see now you rolled a five now. You got to get a five
But what if I tried it again?
I don't think it wouldn't happen again roll anything but a seven the most common
Okay. Oh, I got it. No, you gotta roll it too.
What if I do it here? Oh.
You go again, you get one more chance to get a five.
Oh, no.
You gotta refund.
So that's nice. I don't like this hat table. I really don't get it.
I really don't understand the dice.
Yippee
Dude
Dude come on come on
Jabin are you kidding me wait?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, shut up.
Yeah, what's up?
Always go or last.
I lost my shit, but this is always old or last.
All in.
I went in on her way.
Oh, no, you should have.
Oh, boy.
That one.
Get this in.
Nice.
If this guy didn't fucking win, are you kidding me?
We have to end it.
I'll call the guy that I've been on.
I'll call the next time.
That's a win.
But what?
I don't understand this.
I don't know if you're trying to tell us to be biased.
You're doing great.
I won.
I won it all.
Come on, chef.
OK, wait a minute.
OK, I'm going to learn.
I'm going to win it back.
One or five.
I'm not.
There's no money.
I got a roll of 10.
Oh, I can't win off of that.
Please don't give me a six.
OK.
Give me a four, give me a four, daddy needs a four!
Yeah!
What the fuck?
How, how does he?
How does he do it?
What?
Bro, like Shirley.
We still need to win, poor buddy.
We need to win.
Shirley.
It wouldn't happen again.
Get up there.
Get up there.
Woo!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
4
Not the 4, I was looking for.
This sucks.
Easy.
See?
Surely I should gamble away my life savings.
That's well bad.
Uh oh.
Well...
I just don't think I should play this game.
It doesn't matter how many times I do it.
I'm gonna go to the elevator.
So we're dead.
We were supposed to win this.
Oh, jeez.
I'm gonna get to the second floor.
We gotta get to the second floor.
We're not gonna do this.
I don't want to play my Plinko, dammit!
We gotta get to the Plinkus!
The Plinkus!
Candy doesn't want to go into the car!
Candy?
No money, no bunny ears, look at me.
Wait, I was typing anymore. How do we lose money?
Here we go. I brought candy for our death.
We're gonna do the walk. The walk toward death.
Here.
Here.
Here. Oh, I don't wanna talk about that.
Oh my god.
I don't wanna talk about that last part.
part. That. No. No. I don't think we should. Yeah. I don't know.
Candy.
Candy, are you there?
Candy.
Shia Boone just messaged me and I was a get Shia and Vinty story now and he goes oh shit okay
do you think he do you think he will be better it's okay it's okay message him now it's okay
Guys, what happened to Candy?
He just said he did.
Did he?
Yeah.
Oh.
Uh, huh.
I don't know about that.
Candy?
I wrote, it's his birthday.
Yeah, that's okay.
candy candy just leave candy just like leave candy let me go let me go look did
they just leave maybe I went to the bathroom I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm like
Fighting my demons right now
So upset in honor of Shy's birthday
Like poop demons oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. I I feel like I'm role-playing as you right now
Like sweating
Oh, when it hits, it hits.
Why are you sweating?
I got a poop so bad.
Was it that bad?
It was that child.
Wow.
Did you have to flush twice?
Ah, you know what guys?
I'll be right back.
It's bad.
My tummy is killing me.
No, you're fine.
You're fine, Sandy.
It's okay.
Go do what you gotta do.
That's okay, Candy.
We'll gamble, but they're not offering Candy long.
Candy?
Oh no, I don't think Candy jumped out the box.
Oh, shit.
Wait, no, I could have sworn I just saw them.
Are they... Candy?
I think they're still in the box.
Are you still in the box?
Oh my god.
Can you hear?
Okay, well, uh...
Oh, I want this.
And this.
No, and this.
This could be a very good start.
Candy?
We can just um, we can practice our parkour.
Parkour?
Yes.
Candy?
I miss Candy.
I miss Candy too.
I got Bing Bong.
What the fuck, Bing Bong?
Bing Bong?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yeah, he's yippin' in the yippin'.
Can't even like Bing Bong.
Oh!
Whoa
I fell you fell I did
Oh
I wish you could bounce higher on this.
Me too.
Why didn't it just matter and let us pass it away?
Go boy.
Go.
I like the sound of it though.
We should be able to like jump across the world.
It's like a, it's a fat sound.
Yeah, that's pretty nice.
I'm rusting my butt.
Dude, I need it.
You rusting your butt?
Yeah, do you know why?
Why?
because these debt collectors they're coming up I think they're coming to
fuck us unless we pay them dude they are birthday or not
we got to get that money I have a mustache oh it looked like you had one
I guess. Oh, okay. Scared me. Wait, what do you mean by that?
Hey, what? Oh, I'm back. I'm back. Reinvite your place. Thank you.
Okay, I love you, Candy, and I appreciate you. Thank you for being so open.
And thank you so much for letting us know what's going on truthfully, telling us about your, you know, abdominal issues.
Dude, it felt like I took a human screenshot and then fully rebooted my entire body. That's how I feel right now.
Wait what?
What?
What?
What does that fucking mean?
Thank you for the tier 3 race up on that, thanks.
What does that mean, bro?
I feel like the level of reset that I am is what you get at a getaway.
like they're like a spa me that was like
here we go candy ready all right yeah i'm ready
i'm ready let's do a candy oh yeah here we go
oh yeah oh thanks for giving up that something potato man
You know, I was I was devastating
So what we could do is someone could take that and then I'll charge it and then we'll use this and if I win
And someone could take a picture for extra
profit
It's time. I could use that
Hey, who's
That's yours
Okay, bring that bring bring the coin here. Go ahead. You do it, but it in the machine. I already up this one
So you can get a lot. Oh
Yeah, there you go
Oh, yeah, it's all out.
Whoa!
Did I do it?
I took a photo.
You did it.
You did it.
You got it.
Dude, the items paid out.
That's nice.
We're ready.
We can just fucking leave.
We do want to leave so we can try to get to the second floor.
Yeah.
Okay, let me finish this game and we'll leave.
Ooh, so close.
We should leave.
I actually, I don't think the camera works.
I think I have to be, I think I have to be doing it the whole time.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I want Plinko!
No, I want, um, Crash.
I want to play Crash.
Let's Crash.
Oh, the rocket ship one?
I can chip one?
You got the second floor.
Fresh fucks, B-Burr.
Oh, no, I love it. It's so good.
Oh.
Oh.
I need to gamble once.
I'm not even on the chalk.
You're not even there, Candy.
I wonder what happens if I never gamble.
Ooh, that's a good question.
Oh, make or lose money.
Come here.
Oh, let me in.
Let me in.
I need help.
Upgrades are persisting, I will just fair around. Let me fair around, right?
You got the clunky eyebrows again.
What was that repo where it's like a comment?
I must have this!
I must have this.
I must have this.
Oh, what do you want?
okay
oh do you want that
i was gonna
i was gonna do it
what have you done candy
i look so cute
What a daddy wants, daddy gets.
You just spent the money that I think she was trying to get.
Where did the walkie do?
What?
Where did I go?
Hey, look at me.
I'm so cute.
Let's see.
Oh, cute.
Look at you.
Do you like it?
Very nice.
That's very you.
I feel like myself again.
I sort of feel like myself.
Again.
Let's do it.
Candy!
Candy!
Candy!
Come on, Candy, come on.
What are you doing?
What is that?
We're never gonna make it to the second floor.
We will, we will, we will see it.
We will see it.
Salvation.
Hello.
More profit amount?
I eat that?
Oh, Candy loves drinking.
Candy, you love alcohol.
Oh, you don't have a mouth.
Come on, Candy.
I have to make you proud, Barriah.
Ready?
Way too much?
Yeah.
A little, a little, a little, a little bit.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, bet it all.
Whoo!
Okay, Stan, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes, baby, yes.
Oh, yeah baby.
Yay!
That's what I'm talking about.
You know, we should just leave.
Whoa, oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I'll stand, I'll stand, I'll stand, I'll stand.
Okay, you're right, let's leave, let's leave.
Get out of here, Candy! Let's get out of here, Candy, quick!
Let's get out of here! Come on, we gotta do this, right?
Get out of here, man!
What?
I can't hear you, Candy! We gotta get to your mouth, bruh!
Come on, Candy!
Candy, you're doing great with the, uh, photography!
You're doing great!
What?!
What? Dude look at that. That's pure profit.
That's pretty good. Woo! Look at all these tickets.
Kenny you can get your body parts back.
What winning feels like. Yeah, we'll breathe.
Happy birthday. Thank you.
Thank you
Well, go see if you can get your eye
that one. Candy likes it, candy likes it I think.
oh you're bad, you're bad, I'll die right here.
Bet on Joel and win on a duck race. Dude I don't like that one, I'm gonna re-do that
one, I'm gonna re-roll it. Bet at least 11k on roulette and profit.
Oh my god. Win 3 games in a row, there, there, there, there, I'll do that one. I like that
one, that's obtainable.
It ain't a sin if you win.
It's always like neutral.
You put a bunch of money in, then you win the money back,
then you put in.
Like, whee!
Wait, is that gambling?
What is that?
Gambling?
What is that?
Gambling.
Gambling.
Decreased the last amount.
That's nice.
Oh, yippee!
We can use these.
Nice.
All right, baby.
All right, baby.
All right, baby.
Oh, no, there's no blackjack.
No blackjack.
I'm going in all on this.
Okay.
Golden chip.
Golden chip.
I'm scared.
Give me a six.
I'm gonna two, took it two, took it two.
Oh?
This is really bad.
This is really, really bad.
Give me a two, give me a two, give me a two, give me a two, give me a two.
Oh no.
Ear.
No, you go ahead.
Are you sure?
Yeah, it's your birthday.
Okay, thank you.
It is my birthday.
Oh, it is six.
Oh!
Yeah!
Wisley, Wisley, Wisley, Wisley, Wisley, Wisley!
We're winning, we're winning, we're winning, we're winning.
Woohoo!
Let's go here we come!
It was a good delay, didn't catch the hot loss out of your excitement.
It was like dead exciting.
You ready? Let's do this.
Let's cut you off, Pandy.
You raise me up!
That's crazy when I don't gamble how well we do.
Oh look, I'm in the positive now. I brought it back.
I brought it back.
This is sort of just a shy run with like Mouse and I for moral support.
You guys are helping. You are the great support.
this is birthday it's true this is both day
I'm okay all right what kind of items oh sport yeah that's good yeah
It's working is your upgrade still there or is it just that round?
Now we're here
Oh my god. Oh no. We're going to the second floor. They might have crashed. Oh my god.
They're gonna have crashed. I think we took side of Ace for his birthday. I want to go
play crash. It's gonna have crashed because it's, yeah. Alright. I got my little guilty
sunglasses on let's do it let's do it i'm taking this with me
handy how far okay i don't like your bottom
i don't like your bottom a little point but at the top though you have to really
care about how you're sitting that's a fun like little to get started with you
know no shire i don't know okay i don't know i'm
improv wise i'm not dissipated okay 33 percent of quota for each body part
that it shoots off. That's scary. Where's Crash? There it is!
Wait, what's Crash? So it just keeps going up and you stop it before it crashes, but
it crashes randomly right there. It could crash at like a billion dollars, but you just never
know. So you stop it before it crashes and you get whatever money it makes. It's very
dangerous you want your you want your uh you want your uh you want your little
does that actually work it does it does oh my god my first gamble guys I want
$30 if it maybe put one over a little bit more but it definitely does if it
I can't hit it. Help us prevent it. Go from the side.
I think this is what people were doing when the devs were just like,
We don't give a shit. You can play the game however you want.
Oh shit.
AAAAAAAA
That's okay.
How are you losing like thousands of dollars over here?
Dude, she's gotta give it her all.
Dude, wait. You want me to try to put it somewhere else?
Oh girl, it's going right down the middle.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How can I shoot myself?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Shit. I should go play Crash. Shit. Shit.
That's kind of the same.
WOOOOOO! That's a really good one.
Daddy? You scared me.
No. Dude, it keeps crashing at like fucking...
Hmm
It's so it's oh, yeah, but you're scared bitch
I'm gonna watch out. Oh my god
Oh no!
I made money.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude, we gotta make the back this money.
We gotta make back this money.
Oh
They all went right down
Eeeeee
BAM
Oh
Oh
Okay
Yeah
Woooo
Yeah
Yeah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh let's get out of here
Stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
I'm like, I'm winning!
I'm winning!
I'm winning!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
No, no, no, no, no!
I can do this.
I can do this!
You can do this.
Yes!
Ahhh!
Flanko, Flanko, Flanko, Flanko, Flanko, Flanko, Flanko,
all in, all in!
Oh my gosh, dude, look at this.
Here we go, here it is.
There it is, that's what I'm talking about, baby.
That's it, you got this, Fandy.
You and me, to the moon.
Fandy, how are you negative 12,000?
How many of yours getting money?
What?
What?
Oh, you're still negative.
What?
What?
What?
Oh, you're still negative.
I can't... Why do you just need blackjack?
Did you feel the rush on that one?
That was pretty crazy.
Woo!
Oh man.
What?
Woo!
Wow!
Profit, 152,000.
Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, yes I did!
Oh my god!
Ha ha ha!
Jesus Christ.
Yeah baby.
Woo!
What?
Oh, no, not there.
Oof, man, give me a Plinko again.
We're going to send it.
Oh, sorry.
You're going to send it.
No, you're fine.
Sorry, bros.
Oh, Candy.
Come on, Candy.
Yeah, I know.
Let's get you your everything back.
Candy deserves everything back.
Candy, what the?
I don't need an eye, it's okay.
No, can you get in there?
Oh, we don't have enough.
Yeah, we don't have enough for family's eye.
We don't have any.
Oh, we don't have an eye.
I don't need an eye.
That's okay, that's fine.
It's okay.
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm sorry I shot you.
No, it's okay, I deserved it.
I was real...
I don't...
I mean, we can look at this.
the tape it's time roll the tape I just you know you watch it's a lot blackjack
I fucking lost a blackjack multiple times but I won sometimes yeah you did good
we need to wait what do we win one or two more times and then we go maybe to a
a third floor yeah yeah do you try it try try it what really yeah yeah put down
all your things yeah you gotta put them beforehand this one scares me because you
I need like three to even make like even.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
How do I get that even, why not even what?
Where is it?
Where?
Is it...
Where did I go?
Oh, I see. You're at the penguin.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just like...
You just like, step twice?
And then you move.
Okay, we're not twice.
Oh, Chad got it!
Oh my god, he's doing blink again!
Oh my god!
Fuck dude!
What the fuck?
Don't do that to me!
Don't really fucking beg.
Please.
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
Ooh, maybe that'll help.
That looks like it's helping.
A little bit.
Oh, shit.
Are you all in?
I'm all in. I'm like in the zone. Do you see this?
Oh my god.
You wanna give it a try?
I'm scared.
Do it, do it, do it, get in there.
Get in there, get in there.
Oh my gosh, you're coming back from the red?
You're coming back from the red?
Oh my God, I'm coming back from the red!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going, keep going!
There you go.
I'm scared!
No, no, no, you're doing great!
From 1.3.
Yeah, you can.
Plink out whether the bats in there or not. I feel like if you just spam it you end up getting enough
Like if you start with like money, you're you're able to get like some that actually help you
Yeah, see look at that
For every like bad one that you hit you hit like one one good one. It brings you way back
Yeah
We should
Actually wait before I leave
Okay, do it do it do it do it. I love this one all the way all the way
Okay, oh all the way do you think you can? Oh
No
No, I just look one second. I just gotta like
Right now nice. Oh cute dude, that's so good
Look it. We're doing candy
You're out of the red let's go
Do you think we can go to the third floor?
I'm excited I never got to the third floor
We're going to see it
This is going to be a crazy shot
I'm so excited
I like wish I didn't wake up this way every day
Yeah, or she can
Wish like your your home like upgraded as it got higher
Like
Yes, that's your leisure
Increased profit amount oh my
Candy carrying so true definitely me
I'm upgrading to the white suit.
I shall go sit in the-
There.
Oh my god.
Very nice.
Oh my god it looks like it's going on my butt.
What?
A little fedora.
Just my little shadow.
Sorry?
Yes candy.
Oh you're a little fedora.
That's cute.
Very nice.
You look like you're ready to gamble fucking millions.
I just remembered I'm missing an eyeball.
Oh well.
Next up.
Whoa.
I chose a fedora over my eye.
Oh.
I just realized.
All right.
Well.
I like your top.
Oh yeah, do I have double ties?
Oh.
Yeah, I think it's...
I don't know.
Is that from that hat maybe?
Yeah it is.
Hi. Take me in. I'm gonna take you to...
It's time. Take me in.
Ow!
Oh my god, dude. It's not here yet.
Maybe one more?
Maybe. I hope so. I would really like to do it.
we got dude if I just just put me the penguin to put you with a pachinko you
want to pachinko insane I'm going if it's here I hope it's here
Oh my god, it's not here. It's not here
I got a crash out
Are you kidding me?
We should leave we should leave we should leave. Are you okay? We should really?
Oh
I love you
And I'm oh, how do I speed up and up an install?
The what what do you what do you install? Oh, what's going on?
But I'm trying to stall like a game and scheme has just been
I don't know
Is it being weird? Yeah, I'll get it
Sometime I mean also exiting Stephen coming back turn the middle of this
this time. Really? And I'll be right back. Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
I don't know how to fix this shit, this has never happened to me before.
Wow, hopefully this fixes it.
Uggghhhh!
Ugggghhhh!
Uggghhhh!
Uggghhh!
Why is it taking so long to load my user data?
It didn't do anything.
It's back at 1% what the fuck?
What?
I don't have a download limit for Steam.
I do not have a download limit.
This is not forza, it's directive 8020.
There's no reason for it to take 5 hours to install.
Do an internet speed test.
This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Sorry, I finished the speed test.
Explain this.
I cleared the download cache.
It seems like it's going a little faster,
because it's at 8% now.
Oh my god.
I don't know what to do.
I don't have any I don't have any limited download speed on steam so I don't know what I don't know what this what the download speed is
Maybe if I change server location?
Oh my god, I have to restart Steam if I want to do that.
Uhhh...
I'm going to pause the download.
Let's see if this helps.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Okay, that helped. Thanks, guys.
I'm gonna kill my computer.
Okay. Jesus Christ.
I'm going to open this.
This is Christ, he's scared of shit out of me.
You
Oh, I play Scroogey Scratchy.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
You should try RatCoin.
Oh, RatCoin seems fun.
I think I played the demo.
I think I played the demo.
His mouse?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Mouse?
Oh.
Boy.
Where the lobby is dying, people?
Yo!
Meg!
We're gonna get out of here, we're gonna get out of here,
we're gonna get out of this lobby.
Hey, Mouse.
Hello.
Andy.
Hello.
I think we're about to go to the door.
Hello.
I wanna go to the car.
Hello.
Is your download fixed?
Yeah, I just had to switch server, I think.
Oh, yeah, I had to do that pilgrim of all things. I'm playing that back. Wait, this program like close to being done
I
Very negative 14 times so I went all the way to pilgrim and the ending was very underwhelming and disappointing
Game has such potential
I think I was right, I think I was right, we clipped that.
Yes, we were together, remember?
That was the end of the game, Ken.
Okay, lots of shame.
Yeah, quite a shame.
What, three?
What a shame.
What a shame.
What a shame.
What a shame.
Three!
Here we got them.
It's not the back foot.
I didn't forget! I- I- like-
Pfft!
Chat.
I'm a- I have beef.
I said I wonder if I've gotten the updates.
Not fucking...
LALALA!
Hey.
I don't know anything.
Two-floor three, here we go!
Oh!
OOOH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Things we've never seen before!
Things we've never seen before!
OOOOH!
DANCE FLOWER! DANCE FLOWER! DANCE FLOWER! DANCE FLOWER!
What is this?
Oh, this is like...
The diamond.
Ooh, what's this?
Come on the dance floor.
There's like music.
Whoa.
Oh!
Okay, we're also on time, man.
It's so fun.
My arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm.
I wanna try this game.
What is this?
How do we...
All these games scare me.
How do you do this?
Minimum play.
What are you?
Oh!
What?
Oh!
It's complete!
You can cash out!
Yes!
Oh my gosh!
That's scary!
Scary, yes!
What the f**k was this?
They are fake!
Woohoo!
Oh I got two pad oh my god wait okay wait wait okay okay we're above
oh I'm gonna go play this okay try actually I would like to play this
let's go let's go let's go let's go okay okay wait one more time
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Yeah, we can catch up.
Ahhhhhhhh!
We could just play games and we're like, you know.
Yeah, just like don't go.
I'm leaving.
Oh shit.
I'm uh...
Oh, I see. And the more that you play...
Hey everybody, I'd like to let you know that you're gonna win all your games today.
I'm winning my games!
Wait, did I win? Oh, I won!
So, you just bet and then you say it's either a tie, the banker or you gets closer to nine.
Oh.
You should try it.
I don't know, guys.
It's no Plinko, but...
Uh, uh, the banker.
Oh, but he was on nine and then he went down to five?
You son of a cunt.
What?
I won.
Everytime you win, and then when I say that you're gonna fuck I won!
I don't even know what this is, poker.
Oh lord.
You get like long, you get to lock some cards and then you...
Yeah.
That was nothing.
Okay.
Oh.
I don't want that.
I'm scared
Okay
I'm scared of you
I'm scared of the gamble too much
Oh my god
Guys, I need to leave
I need to leave now
I need to leave
We need to leave
We need to leave
We need to leave
we need to leave we need to leave wait who gets whose hand gets closer to nine
y'all oh my god
we need to leave we need to leave
I'm gonna attack everybody in this establishment, do you hear me?
Let's see if the cops will come and get me now.
I bet they won't.
Security's right there and they're not doing shit!
Security's right there and they're not doing shit to me, they're not doing shit, you too!
Oh no!
Who's gonna stop me?
No one.
I think there's shit out of everybody in here. Oh, you wanna have a flashy hat?
I hate these.
Wanna have a flashy hat?
Oh no, uh oh.
Oh yeah, you wanna look at me?
You're not nice. Oh no, not good.
That's not good.
Uh oh.
Hey!
That was scary.
Oh, we did it!
Woo!
I don't like that close in a nine game. That was...
It's like a penguin game where you can just inch up I mean we can go back the floor too, but now I'm curious if
There's gonna be a new there might be other things to play. I
Want to go I want to see other things to play. Yeah, let's keep doing the new floor
I need that Lost Prevention book that he's so cool.
Oh, Shaghandi, I need to take a meds.
Shaghandi, you want your eye back, you should go do that real quick.
No!
Okay.
Shaghandi does not want their eye back because they want to punish themselves by keeping
themselves blind in one eye.
I'm so little blind.
you like punishment well let's do it I just I you know like punishment for being
in the negative yeah you know if you were in the positive you sell it you
want punishment for being in the negative
Oh
Uh, all I have is a baseball bat.
I mean that, that lost convention.
Oh!
And all in!
Oh my gosh, and there's one of these.
Oh my gosh, this with an all in.
Oh my goodness.
We got strings.
Oh my gosh.
We got a warm caca poker.
We got this caca game.
Look at this fucking caca game. Bro, why does everything suck caca here?
Let me guys just do this the whole time.
No!
Oh, it's over, bro.
Okay.
okay oh no oh no oh no all in all in no happen oh no
minimum in oh oh oh I'm panicking oh no
Oh
We got this we got this we got this
Uh-huh.
Uh-oh.
Oh no! Uh-oh.
Are you ready for this?
6.5 million.
Yeah, please. This is truly like a win-sale experience.
Oh no!
oh no oh no
guys where are you in trouble yeah we're not doing good oh no we should have just
gone back to Blanco oh no we should have gone back to Blanco
oh no oh no wait can we go back down to the second floor let's do it let's do it
let's do it second floor second floor can we oh shit we can
run we're gonna make 23 mil off that that plane though right now can we even afford that
Penny we get we get we can we can we can do this oh
Shit I just used all of it on one go. Oh thank goodness my bad
Okay, wait
Okay, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Penny where's all of our money?
What do you mean?
Okay, what happened? Oh
Candy we're so fucked
No, oh, no, oh, no
Wait we can go down another floor!
To the first floor! To the first floor!
Come on to the first floor!
Where's he going?
To the first floor!
That's gonna be crazy!
There you go! Hold up!
Blackjack! Blackjack candy! Send it!
The minimum is 170!
Oh no...
I'm sending it all of it once and...
$29,000!
Okay!
We're winning!
Oh, it's too hard.
Oh, we're gonna make 23 million in 53 seconds!
Oh, man.
All right.
Well.
Yep.
We're gonna die.
We should have just wrote Plinko.
Yeah, we should have.
Plinko all the way.
Well, let's let's let's get to the second floor again, and then we'll just ride Plinko up to the fourth floor
Yeah
Sure, do you think we can do it like it? I
Will I will do one more run up me personally I could do one more run to go to try get up, but like
Okay, one more one more. This is it
You can keep playing I just I just I don't look at that
Last one last one
It says I'm up to care to build and you're done
Sorry, what was that candy you were breaking up. Well, yeah, sorry. I was I was just like what the fuck happened
No, uh, you know, it got rough, right, right?
We just okay this time the second that we're at the limit like what we need minimum we
just leave.
We just leave.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I we got this.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Easy.
easy this is gonna be like you'd be married for 20 years passionless just
like getting it done this is it all right come on it's time to gamble it's
time let's go getting it done passionately this is the one this is it
This is it.
It took it on prop 9.
Is it good? Prop 9?
Is this a shark? Oh, it's cute.
Uh, lost for a bit.
It's time.
The only way
to read this text
is by walking around.
What?
What?
That shirt said the only way to read this text
is by walking around.
Oh
It's just it's just a print
Know what you must do you want to say that then hope you know what you need to do
I don't know what you need to do. We're gonna do it. We got this. Oh
There we go. Oh
Okay, you love that you should take you love that you love that
Oh definitely take the book.
You love the blood blood.
Get me to the blackjack table!
Get it over here!
Win it!
Hey guys, can I just go on some hots?
Fuck it.
Oh Jesus.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Oh my gosh, you're scaring me.
You're so brave.
You're so tough.
You're so tough.
It's fine, it's fine. You just gotta win one.
Double. You doubled. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're out. We're leaving. We're
out. All good. All good. Run! See, it works when it works, baby. It works when it works.
It works when it works, baby. It works when it works. It works when it works.
When it works, it's back to earth.
That's what you sound like.
Quick, hand the rope!
Sometimes, sometimes, I just.
Look at this, Candy.
Look at you, look at you, skyrocketing.
Wow.
Check this out.
Wow.
Wow.
It's time.
We're sending it all the way.
I'm cruising in the middle, going down.
I
Jesus
Bump in my butt everywhere
We're going in this is like
This is like a bitch you bond fucking efficiency right now. Here we go
Like socializing and being like
What is this triple or lose your last one
After you win this you should take this thing and use it.
Use it, use it, use it, simply.
Good for you now.
Okay, do it again.
No worries, just do it again.
Okay.
Uh, you're mine.
Okay, use it again.
What was that?
Stand.
What was that?
Can you save us?
Stand.
Yes, yes, yes.
Nice, can you? Nice.
That gives us good money, good money.
Send it, send it, send it.
Send it.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning, good morning.
Okay, it's coming along, it's coming along, stay here.
We have two minutes and 30 something seconds left.
We got this. Send it. Get us over the 3.6.
YOOOOOO!
Let's get out of here!
Stop! Stop!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh wait, there was a chair back there.
No, that's my problem.
Don't even need it.
We don't even need it.
To the moon. We're going out.
We're doing it.
Okay.
We're going out of moon.
We're doing it. We're doing it.
I just like blackjack.
It's fun.
Now that move, now that move.
Woo!
Fuck, holy fuck.
I'm back, time.
Now, dude, holy fuck.
Okay.
Look at you, Candy.
Killing it.
There was a little rough, there was a little bit of a rough,
rough patch of the middle.
I'm, I'm no way.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Oh, yeah same kind of slow
Yeah, all right, is it side you want to go to the second floor?
We can do it
Here you go no no no for you
I don't want to touch it.
What if we increase the back side of the plane?
I'm going clean.
Okay.
This is you.
Okay, hold up.
I'm gonna go over and I'll get the other one.
There's no sloppies!
I'll take you to a lot.
Hold up.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
This is all you need to do.
Oh, my God.
Come on in.
I'm so scared.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wait, all the bunny guy guys.
Uh-oh.
I think you did all in on the first one.
I forgot that we juiced it so fucking crazy.
I know we already hit the button and said all in.
Yeah, because I forgot that we put it for 5k and it was like-
No.
I forgot that we did it twice because that usually makes it like a-
like a one-tie, I forgot that we made it so big.
Oh, candy.
I forgot we made it so big and round, I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.
Candy.
Oh, we made it so big and round.
Oh, candy.
No, no.
I guess I was it.
I guess I was it.
I don't want to gamble anymore.
I should.
I didn't want to talk to you anymore.
I don't deserve to. I fucked up. I misread the situation.
I misread the situation.
It's not only when you all in, it's like a point two of the amount,
but we turned it up to like so much, and so it fucked it.
Yeah.
Sure did, Candy.
Cause it fucked us. We got fucked us.
Yeah.
Sure did.
It's not one of the look at me.
We're going to meet eyes in the uba and you're in the front seat next to the man driving
us.
On the way to the cornfield.
I should get out of here.
Yes, that's it, Candy.
I think that you two should keep gambling.
I think that you two...
Candy, come on.
One more.
One more.
Candy, one more.
more candy one more just one more for the road you're gonna be up up up up so
up you're gonna be like oh my god I'm in space how can I breathe up here whoa
I'm so up gambling and letting everyone down so I'm so up how can I be so up
I can't eat anymore it's time hi Zaza Zaza's up on my desk rubbing her face up
against the mic. Hi! Hi! Eee! Just... What's this? Okay? What's this? Oh, that would have
That looks like buff. A little statue.
A little statue?
Yeah, that reminds me of her too.
I guess like the little hands.
Wow!
Alright Shia.
It's time.
So, increase profit near buy by singing.
Hey, what if you guys are winning?
Oh
Well, you know, I was increasing the profits, but okay
I'll just hold the microphone to make me feel good. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it's valid valid
This is it. This is the one.
This is the one.
I have a sandwich to fetch.
Actually, I'll fetch my sandwich when we...
Okay, can you?
I want to go to the next weird sandwich.
I'll fetch my sandwich when we...
I'm gonna get sandwiched.
Thank you.
We're out of time, we're winning. That was good first start.
It's set just for the end of the sandwich. Okay.
That's true.
It's time.
I'm.
Excuse me.
I got 13 minutes left of luck on my birthday.
13 minutes. 13 minutes.
What do we got? Ooh.
Ticket on profit. Oh
Can it
Can you want to go get that sandwich? Oh a sandwich
It's time it's time it's time it's time
I'm out of control.
Candy?
What's up?
Here we go, Candy.
Here we go.
Oh!
No!
I'm sure you...
I
Will bring us back from the break of it never mind. I won't never mind. I will
We should leave! We should leave! We should leave! We should leave! We should leave!
Dude I did it twice bro.
That should be nice!
Dude...
I do love the all in button.
It was romantic.
Scary!
They tape!
I don't want to talk to my friends they too my friends I don't know I don't want the any
judgment on my dress up that shit plane did great candy did they should make those little
heads in the graph pop when you talk her. That'd be cute.
Oh!
Alright, let's hold them down inside about...
They can stop talking to us.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
Trill.
This is the one we're winning.
Someone follow me.
It's time.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
You go Shia, it's your birthday.
Thanks.
Go all in.
Thank you.
Go on a party like it's your birthday.
Na na na na na like it's your birthday.
You don't, we don't care because it's your birthday!
No!
No, I'm not going to do it.
Not bad.
Stay, you're going to do it.
No!
I'm not going to do it!
Come on.
Yeah!
Dude this guy's busting all over me
Dude I'm having
Yeah, what's up candy the worst run the worst is not good
But machines
Where are they the good on happening?
Oh machine so what eat all in on black
I don't think we have the minimum to play anywhere.
We can't play, guys.
We busted.
We busted.
All over the place.
Yeah.
Busted everywhere.
Dang it.
We busted all over the place.
Boston I don't know what to do I'm just eating a sandwich about my life we're all
gonna die guess we go home and die I'm gonna die
I guess it's time to die.
What if we just leave?
True.
What if we just went somewhere else?
Yeah, what if we just left and didn't come back?
There's gotta be a way.
Yeah.
There has to be a way.
There's still time.
Still time for what we can't play any of the scenes!
It has to be a way.
I
Like a like a baby to save you like the Titanic or something, you know how this I'm just making up shit
There you go and work they didn't work we have to go die
Dang it!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
That's a chop!
That's a... still a chip at that chop!
I don't think Andy had made any money.
Nope. Nope. Tim's not.
He had some highs and lows.
Look.
Dang it!
Well, if I behave really good and I play safe as opposed to my stupid bitch dumb ass fucking
shitty beauty ass plays then we might be alright.
I can't say.
I can't be saying what's the worst that could happen and then doing that, you know?
Why?
Well.
Well, hi. Up to you there. Punches my fist.
What do we do now?
Vintage Story!
Candy, can't wait to jump on Vintage Story.
Live setting up a game on stream? You love that, right?
I can't wait to jump on there.
I don't know how to do that.
That's gonna be okay.
I don't think that you'd like it.
He would. Yeah, I probably would.
I think you'd like it.
Yeah, I probably would.
I think you'd like it a lot.
It's your birthday. You get to pick what to do.
What is your birthday?
What is birthday boy gonna do?
You wanna...
You gonna keep gambling?
Try her.
Whatever you wanna do.
I don't...
I don't...
I don't know.
You get this one day to choose.
One day a year.
One day.
I don't what are the what are the option hello Roxy
Dude it's your special day
It's a video special it's where we all special day points us
What the heck Roxy's being too nice
Roxy is not that is just Roxy. That's true. Roxy is so yeah sweet
What the hell whoa, whoa, she could be a little sweet. I would have was that I was jumped into a blue bathtub and turn myself
You that would have been horrible
The blue balls
I would have been a blue ball
As what do we do I would have been a blue ball
all
shy of you want to give you more on we've really got a lock in this time
talking really good we really good don't let me make now we're in vintage story
that's fine
it's not what it's okay candy it's okay candy i don't mind
i don't mind candy
you know why the fuck in the car i don't mind candy if you can get in the
softened car just okay one more run one more run
Okay, let's fucking talk.
Then, and then I go build my wall.
Whoa!
I thought we weren't gonna build any walls!
It's his butt exposed and a tuxedo on the side.
I thought we weren't gonna build any walls.
Oh, I'm building the wall.
The wall, great wall of Puerto Rico.
What?
Well, Puerto Rico doesn't need a wall.
Puerto Rico's open and looking towards everyone.
But I have a really cool gate that I made
and it looks really dumb without the rest of it.
It's purely an aesthetic thing.
And he's building a wall.
We're building a wall.
We're building a wall.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be great.
Come on, baby.
Mecha.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Oh, and now I get full.
We're building a wall.
Come by ya, my lord.
King boy, y'all.
Go do it.
Yippee.
Double.
Hey.
Hey.
I'm up.
If you go down, you know what's going to happen.
Yeah.
To the elevator!
To the elevator!
To the elevator!
To the elevator!
To the elevator!
To the elevator!
Yeah, to the elevator. To the elevator. To the elevator. Oh, actually wait, wait, wait.
Oh Jesus, Candy, what happened? Oh, I won. Oh, okay. Jesus, scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, shoot, Candy!
Should I get you?
Hey!
No!
Well, now I know that we can go to different floors.
Yeah.
Why are you running?
Sorry, I didn't know that.
There we go, Candy, look at that!
Look at my two balls!
What?
Who balls where you two balls? Yes
I
Love participating in my friend's jokes. I love I love socializing
What the fucking
They're all gonna
That's been homophobic.
What do you think?
Don't be homophobic.
Sorry guys.
Don't be homophobic.
No.
No, no, no.
It's time. I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
You know, I said much so fast.
I didn't remember eating it.
Look at all these items we got.
We got him!
We got him!
We got him!
Everything I touched is gone, huh?
No.
Oh, well, no.
I don't know about that.
Everything went good.
Dammit.
Oh, I'm having all the money.
Instantly.
Andy!
Get this out.
Oh, okay.
We leave!
We leave!
We leave!
Let's get out of here!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
We gotta go!
I could do it.
I could shift to the picture of candy, candy won.
I got it in my hands, the lahaw potato.
Candy.
But I did it right now, like right, okay.
No, you won't.
Okay, all right.
This is the one.
We're going all the way.
I feel it, in my loins.
I can feel it.
I learned what a loin was, but I forgot what it was.
So now I don't remember what it is anymore.
That's a cock.
So I feel like it's cockle.
Oh, what's a cockle?
I thought a cockle was like a shell.
What about the sub-cockle region?
What about a cock?
I'm going to cock-cock.
What the fuck?
AHHHHH!
It's smooth and loosier.
I'm gonna get a medical.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Me want alcohol.
Gimme alcohol.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
You hurt yourself.
I won't fuck up no no no candy. No would it be sorry good. No, I won't let you
It makes my bets real good. We feel like a big man
Hello
it why don't you do that why don't you just get a ticket on profit you might as
well do it
Candy!
Here it is.
It's all you.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
We're out!
I love it!
I love it!
You think you think!
I love it!
Are you sure I get the bag?
What?
What?
Ahhhh!
Ah, you sure?
She sure picked us better?
No!
I just left a little guy.
I love her.
Ah, look at you go!
Dude, Planko!
Planko! Planko! Planko!
Are you guys not playing?
Planko!
Plinko then it's gonna we're gonna have to we have to do a lot so we just do
like a little check it's always back up well it's all I don't know why even come
I don't know, I don't even know why I shopped there, bro. It's always dark, I roll.
He's not even there!
No, let me...
Candy, put your eye back!
No, I can't! Let me just...
Candy, why do you like suffering?
Because... Shia...
I shot you!
I'm for this.
I can't even get my eye back.
What is?
Oh my god!
We're out, we're out!
Get out, get out, get out!
We're out, we're out!
We're out!
We're out, we're out!
You'll never believe me, dude.
You should have never believed me.
I was just like, I don't know.
It's time to celebrate.
Dude.
Oh, now we're... now we're...
Fucking riding there. Now we're riding the dragon or whatever they say
Yeah, now we are smiles with only my lower teeth
Oh, you did that. Can I solve it? Like, what are you?
I did things, dude. I said it. Take me to the car. Take me to the car. Get in here. Yeah.
Yeah, watch this time. It's in here
It'll never be in here
Just again
I do so much with this family I wouldn't like
Okay, let's get out of here.
They're fucking me up.
It's time.
Get in the cigar!
Everyone's born with a cigar.
I only run with a cigar.
Yeah.
open it
open it
oh god
yeah the only one is fun
bingo
bingo
bingo
bingo
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
Oh
You got this candy
That just keep I just keep winning I just can't stop winning
It's it's really consistently bad. Oh my god
We got to get out we got to get out if we do
Give it all I'm fucking
I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out honestly triple or lose
Fuck do gamble on the way out
I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Nice.
I tell people I like blackjack. They say candy. You lose a blackjack all the time. I say yes.
That's part of the process.
It's part of the process. I see, I see.
You gotta fall to be able to saw. You gotta be able to like dip, you know?
That's what an addict says!
Okay
Look at that as my as my hero Charlie Sheen said winning
Winning meme go throw back the old
Increase the power I got.
I can't get that.
It's time.
It's time.
It's time.
What's happening?
It's time.
It's time.
We gotta...
It's no longer my birthday. You don't have to be nice to me.
Happy birthday!
Thank you.
It's still your birthday.
Happy day after your birthday.
Too sharp.
Oh.
You know what? I can do this around you handy while you just like mash it.
Mash it?
Yeah, well you can just mash it.
Smash it.
Oh my god.
Daddy's back. Daddy's back. You miss me?
Daddy's back, you miss me?
Oh.
I'm gonna 20, yeah!
Son.
I got you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh shit.
Big story I lost before I did this, so...
Okay, we're missing a footer.
What if I do a step?
What if I do another step?
What if I do two steps?
I don't know if we're gonna make this one yeah I don't think we're gonna make it this
This is scary. This is scaring me. This is scaring me.
Candy! You gotta win big! You gotta win big, Candy!
Yeah!
Candy! I win big, Candy! I win big! I wanna feel a big winner!
I wanna feel a big winner!
Uh...
Well, it's a 15. You kinda have to hit.
I'm not going to die, baby.
Let's do it a bit.
Yeah, fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Boy, alright.
Candy, this is not good.
Guys!
What's happening?
Why is it saying, my life, am I dying?
What happened?
What was I saying?
But what if I win the money?
This is not fair, kid.
Oh.
I don't know, I guys, I don't know if this one's gonna work or not, I don't know, I don't know,
We almost had Plinko, we were one day away from Plinko.
We don't even have Plinko.
We don't have Plinko.
Wait, what's this?
What's this?
Whoa!
You got the jackpot!
Hey!
Is it enough?
Is it enough?
No!
Okay, wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You win some.
You lose some.
Wait maybe.
No more.
You win some.
You lose some.
We lose some all.
We lose some all.
You win some, you lose some.
And it sounds like you die.
We'll have a good time dancing and dying.
We'll have a good time dancing and dying.
That's okay.
No, no, no.
Don't succeed.
I think you got really big tits right now.
Thanks.
Before you crashed up at the tide.
Thanks.
Thanks. Getting ready for that milking debut.
Yeah, true.
Well, people come into the chat and they can not.
Oh my god, Shia.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what happened, Candy.
What happened, Shia?
I just didn't win honestly if I would have won
If I wanted would have gone up, you know
Yeah, I think if you yeah, I think that's on the guide. I'm looking at the guide over here
Yeah, you get money right right if you win gambling you you yeah, it says you want to win
I think it would have yeah, I think I would have won
Yeah
Oh man 26,000 up 3,000 up. Oh, that's a red number
What does that mean that's different?
It's Christmas true
Well
I think we did great!
We made it to the third floor which I guess is further than I've been but...
Yeah.
We thought that was really cool, the pebble floor?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'd love to see what's after that.
I'm sure one day we will see it.
day who knows candy yeah so I was just sitting here thinking about my life a
blackjack
and he's thinking about this story no no no no no you guys gonna play vintage
story yes yes are you gonna play stories I'm not gonna play vintage story
tonight I'm sorry I just saw it Kate
star in masses chat saying you're not
gonna get there with candy I'm gonna roll
the clips I want so many kids a black
Jack I did wow with candy on your team
yeah no it fucking candy getting 21's
Wow, big candy, big wind, big penis.
Okay.
Now with candy's big penis getting in the way.
A huge penis.
It counts as an ace.
That faggot on me.
Mmm.
The huge penis I've ever seen.
Penis.
True.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's fine.
I didn't say okay guys.
Penile.
Alright.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
All right, I'm gonna have to go build a wall. Okay, you would think that you
would already be in America. No, that's why I'm building the wall. Yeah, all right.
Goodbye everybody. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, I guess this is it.
Thanks for playing with me for my birthday.
I'll always play with you, even if it's not your birthday.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'd do the same for you.
I think next time we should play scary stuff.
Oh yes!
Oh my gosh, I'm so down.
I feel like I have like a handful of like two player like horror games.
I have lots of horror games.
Good, let's do that.
Yeah.
I'm down.
We can do that like sometime this next week.
or if you want to.
Also, a new French Lop game that came out.
Uh, are you talking about the crash out ones?
Yeah.
Yeah, that one's really fun.
We should play that.
We should play that.
I'm down, any time.
You mean the time, place?
I'm there.
Yeah!
Yay!
This one buff is feeling better.
Yeah.
It looks like, I don't worry,
there's 50 other French Lop games that are out there now.
There's plenty, oh my gosh, yeah, there's a lot.
And I own them all.
Yippee!
The point where sometimes a company will be like,
hey, I've seen you play multiplayer games on stream.
Want this code?
Yeah.
I'm like, thanks.
Yeah, I'll play it.
I'll play your slew, I'm sorry.
I'll play it, I'm ready.
Hell yeah.
Well, what are you gonna do now?
Are you gonna play Vintage?
Well, I don't want to play Directive 8020.
What does that mean?
Oh, do you not know about Directive 8020?
Is that the new game that came out that's supposed to be multiplayer, but isn't?
It is multiplayer though, isn't it multiplayer? It's always been multiplayer.
I don't know what that is. Is that the new one?
It's the new Dark Pictures game.
Oh, I thought it was single player.
No, it's- it's co-op.
How funny would it be if you and I just started playing the birthday song?
It said, how about you and me?
Yeah! Move over, Buster!
Sorry, it's Shia's birthday.
It's Shia's birthday.
Yeah.
I'm kind of worried because the reviews are mixed.
Eh, well...
But it's sci-fi so a lot of people don't like sci-fi I get it
I feel like I would just I'll play it for the sake of doing it
But I don't expect a lot out of it. Also just kind of I feel like the past couple of games have been very
Give or take I don't know what it is
Yeah, I feel like
It kind of peaked with the one that was um
Was that one?
I'm trying to think there was the one where they're on the boat. There was the village one that was like two ago
I really yeah house of ashes. That's the one they're like was the house of ashes the one where they went into the cave
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that one was interesting I like that one more than I think most of the other ones I
like the vampire alien
Oh yeah, and then the other one was about the um, what was that called, the, the, something.
Little wolf.
With the werewolves and weren't werewolves.
Oh, well that one, that one pissed me off.
The quarry.
Oh yeah, the quarry with them.
It was Wendigo's.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.
The quarry was good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that one.
Yeah.
I like the boat one too.
Oh right.
The murder house one.
What was that one?
Starts with that.
That one was OK.
Oh, the devil.
The devil's, um.
The devil.
Devil whatever.
That and me.
Yeah.
That one was OK.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Little Hope was with the witch trials.
I really didn't like that one.
i just thought it was very silly and i thought it was very jarring going back
and forth between like the witch trials and like the current time and like
yeah the monsters like the jumpscare was repetitive very very very very
it was a game breaking book that didn't let me beat the game
oh no yeah like it it it just did not like it would break the game would
immediately break so i had the youtube the ending
Dang! That's rough.
Yeah, I was very disappointed.
Yeah.
I was very disappointed.
Very disappointed.
Extremely disappointed.
Well, I hope you have fun with the new one.
You'll have to let me know what you think of it.
I'll play it sometime.
You should definitely try it out.
Yeah, I will.
Also, my mod said that it was like, it's split screen, but it doesn't have like an active like online multiplayer, so maybe you have to like, you connect to one person.
That is so bizarre, really?
Like you do the Steam remote play, is that what it is for now?
It doesn't have online multiplayer, people are saying.
That's what I heard, I heard that it was like, they didn't have it, which is crazy to me that they only have like, a local multiplayer for a game that's been...
Right, why, I'm so confused why that's on a multiplayer game.
Yeah.
Good luck!
Thanks!
Good luck, yeah, you're gonna have to remote Steamplay
or something with that.
We can remote Steamplay, I guess.
Yeah.
Well, that's dumb.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
No wonder this is getting mixed reviews.
Yeah, well, who knows, the story might be silly too.
I feel like it might be.
I don't know if I'm going to believe that.
It's probably going to be bad.
Yeah.
I'll start looking for an alternative.
Yeah, but sometimes I feel like with those games,
it's fun to commit because it's just like you go through
and you all have to experience it together.
Whether it's good or bad.
You might as well see what ending you get
or whatever happens.
Real.
Yeah.
Well, thanks for gambling with me, even though we didn't really make it all the way to the top, but...
One day we will.
But she's all like a new, you know...
One day we will make it to the top.
I love how we can boggle our eyes, it's like we're little rats.
Did you know that that's what they do when they're happy? They boggle their eyes?
They boggle their eyes?
Yes, their eyes kind of go like this. When they're happy and it's called boggling.
Ooh, I want to boggle my eyes.
Yes
Yes, look happy rat
That would be pretty you know what that would be accurate lore
Yeah, I'll borrow my eyes to you
Yeah, true. There you go
Yeah, see someone's got a boggle emote and chat
Oh, yeah, they're just doing like the little
Crazy. Well, have fun. Me kicks dust over here.
What are you gonna do for the rest of your birthday?
I don't know.
Probably boggle over here, you know?
Are you gonna keep on gambling?
No, I shouldn't.
Are you sure?
I shouldn't.
Bye
No, I probably won't
You probably will. I'm not gonna do it. No, no, I'm not going to
Yeah, I'm sure I will at some other future time though. I still want to beat it. I'm like determined
You can do it
Thank you, thank you
Thank you
I appreciate that. I'll do my best.
Never give up!
Right! Well, most gamblers do before they hit it big.
It's true. You could have won.
I could have, but...
You know, maybe that person was right.
Now that Candy's gone, maybe I do have a chance.
Maybe now I do have a chance.
You do have a chance.
Yeah.
Never give up.
Candy's already gone, lost in the sauce of vintage story, so.
Is it vintage?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
maybe at some point if I get a chance to and I'm you know white listed in you
know we'll see let me know because if not I'm gonna scream a bone okay okay thank
you how good night I love you thanks for playing with me thank you thank you
Thank you for the birthday wishes. Bye guys
That's in the chips
Whittin the game
I'm not on yet
What the fuck?
That's pretty frustrating bro
uh guys what are we gonna do when corner gets on enough to tell him that this game is full
I don't know what he will be willing to play maybe I go Batman
I'm not a fan.
I'm not a f***.
Is he trying to platform?
Uh, I don't think he wants to do that.
Double 07.
Guys, a multiplayer game that me and him can play.
Why are you recommending 007?
I
Jesus Christ
Sometimes I will I worry about you guys. I say that I'm like I've lost it
No, we can't do Sarduk's Pete's not here.
No, Connor does not want to play Vintage Story.
Let me open the game and see.
Why not Vintage Shores basically Minecraft made for you?
Because Connor doesn't like Minecraft.
He doesn't like Minecraft.
And he doesn't like vintage toys.
I should already know this.
Oh.
No way.
He said multiple times that he doesn't like my crap.
multiplayer okay so what why would you even have a multiplayer menu or the
future?
It's not rocked.
The nuclear menu's not rocked.
My name is Laura Isley, second in command of the Starship Cassiopeia.
Where does this work though?
Is it just...
With Earth dying, we look to the stars for a new home.
And I'm gonna...
Only...
Is it just local?
This is the one who's so fucking stupid.
Tau said he F.
Our objective?
Survey the planet from orbit to prepare for the arrival of our sister ship.
The colony vessel Andromeda.
Humanity's future depended on us. Or so we thought.
But how would you even do a local outco-op if you have quick eye-me-me?
why would you make your game local co-op in 2026
what the fuck
oh this is so disappointing
How do you how would you even start remote play like how do you start it?
There's nothing wrong with couch co-op. There's everything wrong with couch co-op.
I just...not how people play games anymore!
You are strange to hear where we come from.
Your steams will shift tap to invite? Wait, what?
How do you... how would you even do this?
Uh...
It doesn't tell me...
Make sure your friend is logged into Steam from a supported device.
It doesn't even give me the option, I guess.
It doesn't fucking work!
I'm gonna have to play this game by myself.
I guess it has to be online, yeah, but I tried doing it with somebody who's online and...
They're not fucking...
I'll wait until it releases properly, I might just reach for it!
I want to just return it, because that's fucking annoying.
They've literally been advertising that this game would be co-op, and they said it would
be co-op, and they said it would be co-op, and now it's like, oh no, just kidding, it's
not real co-op.
All their other games will not pass the controlling game.
Are you gonna tell me that after all this time, after all the games they've released,
that have had normal fucking co-op, they're just gonna be like, yeah, sorry, we're not
gonna do that anymore.
Are you f**king for real?
They even added co-op to the quarry!
Damn, it's so dumb.
I was messing with him and I told him I don't think we can play the game.
Well, that's fucking annoying.
And
I got a think now well I guess I'll just wait till see what Connor says when he gets
I don't think he wants to play No Men's Sky.
I've literally suggested it to him multiple times and he never wants to.
I'm trying to look at all the games that I have to see.
Let's see what he says.
Let's see what he says, let's see what he says.
I'll show you what he says.
I guess the only thing we can do is wait till it comes on.
Oh, they finally did it.
They announced the guests for the concert.
What the fuck?
It's K-San, Hanya, Kuro and Michi!
I feel like I just tweeted about it and then they're like, oh, she tweeted about it.
Surprise.
Jesus.
I want the book.
I want the book.
I want the book.
I want the book.
I want the book.
I want the book.
Come on.
I'm going to pee really quick, I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
I am back.
Uh, well, well, Connor...
Well, uh, Connor is, um, getting ready.
I'm going to show you guys my vintage story house.
I built it myself.
With my own two hands.
With my own two hands, I built it.
I've seen some of the vintage stories, but not much.
Oh my God, can't even see me.
You can't even see me!
I'm a shadow!
You can't even see me, I'm a shadow!
I am shadow!
You makin' bait, soot for a boring time, bitch, fucking gawdly!
I think it's the game window capture.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Why isn't that show me?
Fuck, fuck.
Oh yeah, that's just my cat.
What is it like this?
What?
Come on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that it's so scuffed.
Why doesn't it work? What? What's happening?
Is he freezing?
That's so bizarre.
I'm so confused.
Why doesn't it fucking work?
it's like, it like doesn't fucking work
What is this one?
What the...
Why is it small?
I don't fucking know.
It doesn't have fucking filters, I don't know, it's so bizarre.
Oh, nah.
All this just to show you my frickin' house, Jesus Christ!
Oh my god!
Shit!
Well, I hope it's worth it. Here's my house.
Wait, Nate.
Mansion.
I've been carving out...
I've been carving out the walls...
...to create an even bigger mansion.
This is my mansion.
See?
I've been slowly carving out the wood.
We're at the most incredible, incredible home known to man.
Thus is the one block tall life.
Hello?
I hear someone opening the door. Who is it?
It is I. Where are you?
I'm in my home.
Oh, you're in your home?
Yes. Please knock on the door.
What is your name, wandering traveler?
My name is Xiao. It's a pleasure to meet you.
come this way okay my mistake come on in here's my home come on in don't be
shy oh yes I'll do my best so I'm trying my best
seems to be yeah I'm trying this just a little you know maybe easy don't be
shy but perhaps you know a little bitch guys I'm it's my first day on the job
I like some ozempic to come inside.
Did you have ozempic?
Well yeah, I provide ozempic for everybody who wants to come in.
Oh my god, okay.
To be a skinny legend.
Oh, I ran out of ozempic, you didn't have to wait.
That's okay, that's okay. I need to also make my own house.
Will you be living in Puerto Rico?
Apparently you've already apparently at the cap of population but maybe I'll be
close by. I might be close by the house I could. Okay that's amazing. Fantastic.
She builds the wall, I'll be locked out.
You will be locked out, so find a place quick.
OK.
As soon as the sun comes out again,
I will find a place fast.
Perfection.
I'll be around.
The Olympics really do it, and it's just, you know,
the result of the Olympics, you are looking fantastic.
Thank you, thank you.
What do you think?
Everyone else agrees as well.
Amazing.
You sound kind of...
...hungry.
Oh, I mean...
...shh, I'm...
...almost I am, but...
That would give you food if all you have is rot.
That's okay, I'm...
...I'm okay to just...
...to just starve and die.
And that's fine.
Don't starve and die.
Would you like to have a bite?
Don't tell anybody I'm here with you.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you for your hospitality.
I will take...
I will take you right here.
Oh, the food eating is different now.
It made it better.
Here, I will trade you some things.
Have some...
Medicine.
Have some medicine from the local druid.
Show on.
What did you not get it?
No.
There you go.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, I appreciate that.
Yes.
I was in war to combat with an evil demon.
You're in war to combat?
Yes, yes, yes.
The evil demon?
What is an evil demon in this land?
It was an evil demon in a temple and that's where I found this weird gun.
Oh.
Whoa!
I don't know what it does.
That's sick.
Key, can you shoot it?
It's a temporal transfigurator.
A temp- a temporal transfigurator? Well, I don't know anything about that.
It transforms some cluttered block textures.
Oh, interesting.
I don't know anything about that.
I dug it out.
You saw you've been hard at work.
I dug it out.
I dug it out in a crypt.
I asked the guy if he wanted it.
Like it said no, and he let me keep it and you only wanted was blueprint so that okay keep your paper shiny man
Sounds like you've been you've been busy have been pretty busy, you know, I
Hold a big hole in the community
Sounds like it
Oh, yeah
I'll protect the streets for the rest of my day.
Perhaps you'll need more bandages from me in the future.
I'll be happy to provide.
I finally learned how to make them, but if you would give them to me, I would accept.
That'll be my job. I'll do my due diligence.
I'm protecting this village one swing at a time.
One swing at a time?
Yes.
Fantastic.
Yes.
That's amazing.
Yes.
Well, let's see, once the sun comes up,
well, putting a walking stick, is it important?
You should get one.
A walking stick, walking.
Like an H muscle.
You can search for it.
That's my, hmm, my H muscle, okay.
Let's see, walking stick.
I can, oh, I can make one with like a little hat,
a little skull on it.
Yes.
This is due to, can serve energy while walking.
I would make sense. Okay, perhaps I need to get one myself and leave here some I am oh
Dude oh my it adds a lot the skull adds a lot
Oh, yeah, this word it this word adds a lot too. I have a walking stick, but I stole it from someone his name is John tutorial
Oh, you still forgot a tutorial I did. I asked her if I could borrow it. I told him can I borrow it for five minutes
But what he doesn't know is five minutes for me is five years
Five five regular human years yes
That's I mean I you know what you just didn't know you're signing up for
So it wasn't like you were in trick-or-treating. It was a fair trade
it. Exactly. I met him on the road yesterday. He was like, Oh, my stuff. Can I have it back?
And I'm like, I'm going to use this staff to walk away. And I did. Do you still have it?
Can I it's on you right now? Do you see it? Let me see. Let me sit down. Oh, oh, it's like
It's got like a little bell on it or something.
Yes, it's a little light.
That's cute.
It's very cute.
Dude, look, you're looking so stylish.
Thanks.
I hear something.
I don't know what's coming from...
Are you here?
Ariel?
Ariel.
Ariel!
Ariel VTuber!
Ariel VTuber.
Ariel VTuber?
What's a Vtuber?
Oh, I made it up.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I mean, that sounds very cool.
Yeah, it's a fan.
What the fuck did I just load to?
What's a fan?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How did I just load into being right next to this conversation?
Because you're never far from me.
You're lolly, this is where I logged out.
I just knew I just knew I knew I knew I knew this is exactly where I needed to be I guess
you always need to hear me exactly I could protect you druid druid that's me what are
you gonna provide to be able to live here what am I gonna be able to provide well yeah
we got strict no we got strict no no more people moving in here so you're
gonna have to make a really really good cake
I suppose well listen listen that was flesh he's struggling to feed us as it is
so he's gonna need to lock it if he wants to stay don't worry I will lock it
I'll be locking in. Do not fear.
Come on, he can't eat my pet.
You know what?
What does your pet bring to the table?
What does he bring to the table, Mouse?
What can you bring to the table, Fido?
Fido! Is this my new title?
Yes.
Well, perhaps the medicine will give the first step of it.
I heard there's some medicine shortage in this area.
Uh, I don't know about that. I haven't heard anything.
Oh, let's just mention Shory Shory because I die a lot.
Oh, yeah.
Because I always throw myself into the heat of death.
Yeah, I'm gonna make bandages.
Mm-hmm.
Well...
There's a...
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We'll see.
I don't know.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Listen, man, I'm just trying to follow the rules that were set by the entire...
Right, right.
Maybe...
Maybe...
I understand.
I'm just trying to...
We'll see.
This is a little fit.
Maybe...
All the pies are gone.
Oh, we're finding food.
Oh, I think I've...
Yeah, food food would be good.
Yeah, all the pies are gone, all the food is gone.
We're planning to...
If you could learn to cook too, that would be great.
We're starting, man.
Is that true? You guys are having some issues in the kitchen as well?
Uh, well, the problem is that we only got one person cooking for everybody right now.
Oh, I see, yeah.
What if you cook?
I'm cooking I mean I do I do look but perhaps I can also take up some cooking
here then what as well what I don't know how it works you'd have to wait for
you like okay yeah you hunt and hunt and the same time okay you have to do a
lot in this town in order you know how much I do how much do you do a lot okay
I mean, I'll take your word for it.
Oh, and animals and you hang them up over here.
Oh, okay.
What are these things?
Those are skinned bears.
We're getting to society. One kill at a time.
Oh, they're naked. You got two naked bears posing for you.
They're skinned bears.
They're being blood.
Bear blood.
Yeah, I thought you'd prepare it.
Hmm
Whoa
Is this is this wall
I forgot chat I was gonna show you my second home in candy's workshop
Oh, candy!
I'm here.
In my house.
This is my second home. It's a little bit smaller, but I'm still working on it.
I'm still working on it, guys.
But soon my home will be beautiful, just mapping out the space, you know?
You wish you could live here?
I know.
I bet you do.
I bet you do.
I bet you do.
I bet you do.
Now, without a shot of those empty, oh, no, you're not.
I bet you do.
I bet you do want to live in here.
I bet you do want to live in here.
This will be, this will be, this is going to be a bedroom in here, oh don't worry I'll
I'll get some tiny doors, a tiny window, nice little, nice little window here, to see if
I can see Candy working.
We're a beautiful home.
You know how they glowed into the kitchen?
People just kind of walk in and say that.
What do you mean? What do you mean how do people walk in and say that?
The same way you did!
That's the way you said it!
The same way you did!
Hold on!
Well, hold on! Well, hold on!
You offered me that food.
I gave you a spoil piece of pie.
But that was a...
Because it was a 14% spoil piece of pie.
I may have given him some food, but I may have also had five bowls of food for myself.
I thought it was from your goodwill, I didn't...
You're allowed to eat mouse food in here.
Thanks.
I may have had five of my own bones.
Whoa, crystal skull.
Any other homes?
Oh, I'm working on it.
Soon I will live in every house in here.
This is called Vintage Story.
Oh, I want to feed my cat.
My cat must be starving.
This is my cat. She doesn't have a name yet.
Because I have to feed her again to make her mine.
She was very, uh, she was very cool.
Cat!
Stay!
Did I say cat?
I mean my lion.
That's my lion.
These are my shells.
I found them on an adventure.
This is my starfish.
This is my marvelous shell.
And this is my turquoise shell.
I found this on an adventure.
Oh, I found this on Adventure 2. I'll leave this right here.
I like this block. It reminds me of something. I can't really put my finger on it.
Why did it go like that?
Hey, where's my carving?
Where's my puttley?
Oh, the sign.
Hmm.
I like this block too.
It emits light.
What are you doing here at the... at the bedside?
Hey!
One thousand fucking blocks of pipe.
She knows that when I found her, I would assume that she had a weapon to kill me.
And she knows this, and that's why she was doing this to me.
She hates me.
I know.
well, she doesn't hate me. Hello? Oh my god. Hello. Hello. I'm here for a limited time.
Limited time? Yeah. I'll come back later. Okay. Okay. I came to show the people that
live in my house. Did you show them your little hole? Yeah, I showed them the bowling alley.
My little hole!
Mouse, would you believe me if I told you I think Giga is plotting against me and that she has-
that she has- that she has- that she's planning to build an airship in another world?
And that she has three teleporters?
And that she has three teleporters?
She's three teleporters and I think she's building an airship and I think she's gonna drop wolves on us from the sky
Would you believe me if I sit down?
Fucking told you I told I knew somebody would fucking believe me. I think she's doing this
It's something she would do
She's very cunning and
So smart she's so smart and evil. She's so smart and evil and we went there we went there
All right, we went there we bum rushed through their base we found where they had their teleporter it was down
It was down ladders. He was downstairs, and we got there. It was in a cave
We went through and on the other side, you know what it was well
Just a farm just a farm nothing there nothing there just a few trees planted with a bunch of walls built up around it
With a bunch of really tall walls built around it that's suspicious
That's what I'm saying
I agree with that holidays, but it's not.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
It's hidden in plain sight.
I just know that she's doing this. I just know she's doing this.
I wonder where she keeps all the walls.
Well, she found this. I don't know if this will be good.
What did you find?
Oh, yeah. This is XP for me. Thank you.
You're welcome.
It's good news.
It ain't the book.
I ate it.
That's how I gained my knowledge.
God damn.
She got out at the library.
Through her jaw.
Oh.
And also, the trees that she planted were pomegranates.
Huh?
That's evil.
That's evil.
That's a sign of evil.
Whoa, pomegranate tree.
It's literally the fruit of the underworld.
It is.
I've been there.
I lived there.
That's actually all of these are for you.
For you, you should be able to eat those without anything bad happening to you, because you're Satan.
My menus.
I just ate them all.
I hope you enjoyed them.
They tasted delicious.
You start feeling weird? Let us know.
She could have done something to you.
They're coming! They're coming!
They're coming! They're coming!
The army is coming!
He goes up to something.
He goes always up to something.
Bye, guys!
Oh, the cop...
Oh, her...
She's a little rude.
She's a little rude.
She's a little rude.
She's a little rude.
I'm calling monkey. I heard he's around.
What's up?
Hello!
Hi, why does discord try to like suggest like, we play like Wordle. What is that?
You don't want to play Wordle with me?
Suggested activities. No, I just just tries to get me to play it.
Maybe discord is like, you guys talk all the time. Why don't you play a game or two?
Yeah, Wordle. Wow. What a really riveting idea.
Riveting indeed.
Wow, because we really need Wordle.
The world needs a little what are you up to? What are you doing? Whoa, getting stuck maybe with 15 men
It's very nice. Thank you. I just told chat
My my house and vintage story. Oh
Nice, what are they? What do they think of it? I think they liked it because it's a big mention a
Big mention. Yeah, I worked very hard on it. I worked on it all by myself. It has a bowling alley as a movie theater
Did you really do it all by yourself?
I did. I made it all by myself.
Well, funny that you say rivet because yesterday divot was the word on wordle.
I don't know. I don't know that.
People wordling.
Son, thank you for the raid. I hope you had a great stream. Thank you.
Thank you.
What did you get up to?
I played games with Shia for his birthday.
Oh, how was it?
We gambled.
Did you win lost at all? I
Asked I asked but I already knew I was watching what?
I was watching you lose every time I looked away. I was like, oh, you're in the
better I
Could do better. Why don't you do why don't why don't you prove me wrong?
When we could and we can gamble you can do better
Why would you want to read again that's
That's that because you know that you wouldn't do better you lose to I
Would win
No, I would
There's no shot you don't even know how half these games work. What do you mean? I know how they work I
Tune in the stream you're like what's back around? I was like
I don't know what the fuck backer at is what the fuck is that shit backer at bro doesn't know backer at do you know backer at I
Do I do okay explain it
Yeah, so
Backer at mmm old-time favorite old-time favorite not the real
He doesn't know he doesn't know chat. He doesn't fucking know I correct
I have played backer at but I will be honest with you
I don't fully understand because I all I knew is that it was 50 50 and so you just kind of vibe
You just kind of like pick what it was a deal. I'm lying
Live lying. I was hoping you'd ask me
You were oh you were hoping I wouldn't I was hoping you would why?
I because I played it. I just don't know the rules, but I played it
You're so far, you're such a fooling liar.
I've literally played it.
In your dreams?
No, I played it in real life at Casino.
Uh huh, did you win?
I think I did, I think the one hand I played I won, but my friend, I think he lost a lot of money.
You always say that you win and then when I talk to people that have gambled with you at Casino, they're like, oh no, I was losing.
You've met one person who's gambled with me and yeah, Vegas was not fun to be honest with you.
I didn't mean one person who's gambled with you because I know people!
I just don't think you've... that's true.
You just act like you think you know.
I know everything.
No, you don't know everything.
I do.
No, you don't.
I know literally everything, Chad.
You literally don't.
I literally do.
You literally do not.
Jesus Christ, you guys repeat the same conversation every time.
Well, you don't have to watch then if you don't want to see it.
Chad took you gambling in Australia and you won't have money to buy.
I did, yeah.
Then Jerry stole them from me.
Australia, I want a bunch of money, but that was because
Oh, I guess, I guess the limit is very high. I guess I'll just play a couple and then I was like, okay, I'm done
And Chad lost all his money
You, you, you can't, you just don't, you just don't
But in Vegas I got rinsed, I won't lie, Vegas awful place
Why?
Shut up, Chad!
It's like, not only does the place suck, but then all the games are like really unfair.
Like, Blackjack is already like unfair and then they add so many ways to make it more
unfair.
I was watching your, you play that game and I was like, wow, Blackjack's fair here.
It was not fair to me.
Dude, well fair in the sense that, well, fair as fair as it can be.
You think we can make it to the fifth casino?
No.
No, why not?
I can't stop.
You can't stop.
I can't stop gambling, no.
If I start, I don't stop, so...
I see.
So we'll lose our money.
I was sad because the game that we were supposed to play is bad.
Yeah, I bought it, installed it.
I can
What's that?
It bamboozled us.
Why would they do that?
I don't know.
They're stupid.
So we were going to play...
No, we don't know how to play.
Hold on.
I'm getting a phone call.
I think from my dentist.
His dentist.
Well, thank you.
Sorry.
Why do you keep saying Lego Batman?
Well, good I think.
I days hung up right away, but fuck.
Or?
You do?
They hung up on me right away.
They said British lol and then hung up. I was like that's
That's kind of weird
How do I how I return a game again on steam? How are your fun to game?
Oh your purchase history
Okay
you click on uh you click on the game and then you say i would like a refund
do we refund it yeah i think i might play it on my own and see i don't know part of me kind of
doesn't even want to play it and just return it because i got so pissed off i mean i think if i
refund it and you know all the players are not happy with the fact that you know
the whole entire franchise has been available to play cop online and then randomly this came
to the side of it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like how is it? I think this is
all back something that they've been allowing for years. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't
understand it's literally been linked up for years and then now the game is
directive hey guess what it's 2026 we decided you guys got to play on the
fucking couch yeah what now is the time tear down multiplayer so not really a
reason to layer is oh my god that's loud far far west even I hear it you can
I don't know dude I have no idea why I the volume of TTS is just different
every time. Why? I don't know. Bazaar. Yeah, that's bazaar. Bazaar. Bazaar West is solid.
What is it? Just like a crazy shoo-tah?
Uh, yeah.
Have you played it?
No.
Why not?
Um...
I think I was gonna play it, but I don't know what happened.
Oh.
I was gonna play it.
It's Helldivers. It's Cowboy Helldivers.
Yeah.
Is that what it is?
I think so.
Okay.
Um, okay. Hold on. I gotta talk chat chat if you were in if you won an auction item
AK is on the online bids not on the
Not on the like the verbal auction through doing and you please check your messages
We need more information so we can ship the stuff to you. I think there's like eight people who haven't replied. Please check
Please check
But we could do
We do let go I suggest a couple games to mouse the mouse just later. I think like there's a good shout. Yeah, I think later stoneless is a good shout
How was like what if he digs a hole and I don't think he wants to take a hole
They all
Mmm
No
I'm not feeling I'm not I'm feeling more of a journey
I was there they also said no man's kind I was like I don't think he's gonna want to play that either I
Want a journey that's what I want. No man's guy is a journey. What I want is a start and I want to finish
There you go chat. That's the answer
So
And then I was like a biotic factor and I'm like I don't think you'll want to play that either
I'm looking for something that we can we can begin with a goal in mind or something to finish
That's what I'm that's what I've been kind of feeling
You know because we played a lot of games where it's kind of like endless lately
And I feel like we haven't done a an objective game in a while
Yeah, but
I don't think it's that bad 14 hours. How many you actually what's our 14 hours?
Well, yeah, I figured we could do like
Seven hours of whatever I mean do another seven hours another day
If you want to do like a you know me though, I don't I don't do this half-awesome stuff
I
Don't play games like two hours and drop them when I lock in I lock in you suggesting
There's a couple games they saw that look kind of interesting I saw like
Don't like maybe a dying light game
Ascent
What else that I
It looked like this kind of like odd cyberpunk shooter. I don't know why it's been in my library for a long time
It's kind of a gritty shooter looking game, so I don't know if that was
I don't know if it's good though. It's it's only game to you. I don't know why I think we both bought it
Oh, because I have it here
But I think there was something wrong with it or something yeah, and something happened
Stories a mess that makes sense
Who's that game?
What is the edge and I was like, what is it?
What's the edge?
What is that?
Oh
What is the edge? Why do they find this?
They didn't finish writing it. That's just
What there's definitely not the first one that pops up
I'm just I'm just like I'm just gonna add John's stream
Guys
He's threatening. I'm gonna freaking do it. He's gonna freaking do it
I
Yogurt male affirmations time. Oh
Yeah, I want me to show you this
What I feel like you're a man you're strong, right?
As a man
Are you as a man as a man I
Think it's time for you to ditch ditch the same. Oh, I don't see this a moment
in my chat yeah I'm animal I don't have this I don't have this oh listen you
gotta ditch the sigma you gotta ditch the alpha you gotta ditch the beta male and
you gotta be yo get mail yes please can you can you unlock your inner yogurt
I'm listening to this real quick.
I'm listening to this real quick.
True.
We are the most interesting
Calcium rich
Like wow sexual right in story, okay
Mmm
Let's begin
This is ridiculous. This also reminds me of like four years ago and I looked at
and I was like oh yeah it's four years ago no more no more yogurt male
affirmations
hello hello I had a master's degree
Oh
What do you think finish it's seven minutes long I get the bit
What do you think you feel strong? I?
Thought so strong listening to it. You feel like a yoga male. I
Already am a yoga male. You're just yoga and you broke my brain by making me say yogurt yogurt. It's yogurt
Yogurt yogurt
Yeah
Yogurt.
Yogurt.
Yogurt.
Yogurt.
Yogurt.
Yogurt.
Mary.
Mary.
I can't listen to them any affirmations, it breaks me.
You didn't like it, chat.
It's like, oh my god.
It's like, oh my god.
It's like I didn't show it to him.
It's like, oh my god.
Yeah, it's like the bit is you know come on
Doesn't find things funny the way we find things funny Jack
Yeah mouse likes weird things
He's very boring and vanilla. I found it funny
Oh
Nothing I ever do is good enough for you guys I
I mean, I didn't say it.
You're not denying it. You're not telling them they're wrong.
Chat, you're wrong.
There we go. Thank you.
I'll give it down to announcing them. Denounce them.
Denounce who?
Chat.
Why?
Denounce them. I invited you, by the way.
You've not accepted my invitation.
Where?
String together.
you ask nicely and say please okay fine no I want them freaking was what was what
did you say was I don't think you're trying to say please but you don't know
how was you're saying this was oh please was oh my god I feel like where are you
liking house cheeseburger what the fuck I can have cheeseburger I forgot
I
Share the chat now, okay. Did you decide what game you're gonna play?
What were the options
Mmm
Age of Empires to oh
Um, and that's about it. What the fuck? What do I look like a boy?
No all all genders love age of empires too. Oh my god it's loud.
Kiwi.
Did you hear all that no, I just heard the ending
Oh
Kiwi
Who's Kiwi you play as a bird?
I don't want to play as a bird, what are you talking about?
Like, is kiwi a bird? Kiwi's a bird, right?
Yes.
It kills a bird.
But they can't fly, because they don't have wings.
Poor kiwis mate, poor fucking kiwis.
Bro.
You go into the one class that has a massive bonus.
God laugh at them.
You laugh at them?
Oh, God laugh at them.
Oh, they're true.
Okay, so we had uh, LEGO Star Wars
Yeah
Was that what were the other games that you would consider was it dying light? Would you consider dying light?
Well, I would need to install it
Yeah, I'm it's I am mostly skin don't need to install so that's why I'm saying that we should decide now
I wouldn't mind dying light the beast is that what you mean?
I think more the first one
The first time
Yeah, first time line
Wow, I
Don't expect that from you
What is the first time line? I actually don't know I did not expect that from you
Especially since I've been begging you to play this game with me for like three years, and you always said no
Mmm. Mmm. Well, I'm down now
Wow
You know, I think I'm out of confuses with a different game
What game did you confuse it with?
Every time I thought you were asking me, I thought you were asking me to play Project Zomboid.
Project Zomboid?
That's what I thought you were asking me to play.
You would never play Project Zomboid?
Alright, let's check Project Zomboid real quick.
That game looks tough.
How dare you. That game is fake.
This game looks hard.
It is hard.
It is hard.
Hmm.
Probably Zombo is good.
Hey, I'm not denying it.
I'm not denying it.
It just seems tough.
It is very tough.
Yeah, I think I watched you play at one time
and you just started and you died within like 0.3 seconds
and I'm more confused and I was like, man.
Really hard.
But it's also, I feel like Zombo is better
if it's like a server.
Yeah, I did see a streamers did a bunch of
a big thing for it and it looked kind of fun,
but I think it's like a casual game.
It'd be a little tough for me.
Me to enjoy, I think, off rip.
Yeah, I don't mind playing Dying Light 1,
this could tell the hours, what I'm saying.
It was 18 at 31 hours.
What, Dying Light?
Yeah.
18 at 31 hours?
Yep, that's what it says.
Well, I mean, it's good, you know?
I also have some other suggestions. I don't know if I'm going to say them out loud, some
people might say them, you know what I mean?
You can say them.
I also, I also offered Factorio. What's that, smacking the table? What was that, what was
Smacking the table. What was that?
Botany
The bottom corporation
Oh, this is the what is this game? I think I've heard of this game
You're not playing the body be corporation chat. What is that? What is that?
No, okay
Okay, hold on, the conic is two, that sounds cool, that sounds good for me, that's maybe
a me game.
You want a stream factorial?
Uh, look if you're not up for it, I'll do it myself.
You want a stream factorial?
Uhhhhhh...
At some point I have been wanting to play it.
How do you even play this co-op? Like, I don't understand.
I also don't know that to be honest.
I've tried playing this game and I seriously quit.
I was like, I just don't have...
I think I'll probably do that one solo then.
I don't have the brain to play this game.
Oh, it's not a good co-op game to go saying.
I don't have the brain to play this game.
I said people I said one person was a I do not have that the brain to play this
game fair enough fair enough okay so then I said dying light one uh layer
stalls do you send
what else they say
I forgot what else I said
I
Like to fry her brain. Yeah, and I don't think there's like a killing role. I think you just go around and like killing you have to build
It's just
My brain is a specific type of brain that just does not
I have no oxygen no very high oxygen but not my brain just doesn't like this
type of game. Too smooth. Too smooth.
Mine's all wrinkly and gross. Okay. Yours is you know better.
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
Which game do you want to play?
I don't know. Whatever you want to play. It's up to you.
What?
Fine. Factorio.
Okay, guys. I'm going to wait for him and I'm leaving.
I
This you have no preference well any preference yeah, I was like any game that you feel strongly about well now
I'm kind of like
I
Okay
Are you sad cuz the game yes, I was looking forward to it me too
I'm surprised I guess I didn't look into the game much
Yeah, yeah, you do do that
Not very good at adapting
Okay, who asked
There's a crazy thing to say
Who brings it up
It's my life.
You said that you want to brag about it.
Okay.
I haven't got a brand new about it.
Okay.
I never got to talk about it.
Why are you bragging about it?
Well, I've been streaming for multiple years in my life and I never got to talk about it.
And now I can.
Now I can talk about it.
Okay.
Does every other girl can talk about it?
Okay.
Not special.
Does every other girl can talk about it?
No, I can talk about it.
And now I can blame it for all my problems.
Phew.
Normalized period talk?
That's not true.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
to normalize period talk I just it was the way it was introduced to the
conversation it was interesting it was interesting okay anyway the game did you
decide ladies you get me thanks ladies don't fuck with me bro you think I'm
Fuck it around. I ain't joking, bitch.
Complain about it, girl. Yeah, you see?
Well, I mean, look, I'm not I'm not trying to silence women's voices.
Sounds like you are.
I would never do that.
I'm between little stars and I am one.
That was kind of what it was.
Even between the two of them.
The ancestors have been scientifically proven to help minstrel fatigue and pain.
I can't eat an oyster.
I don't have any oysters.
Is that like a thing people are told to do?
It's only said that oysters are scientifically proven to help menstrual fatigue and pain.
I don't have an oyster.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Also, I really don't like oysters.
You don't like what? I don't like oysters.
That's understandable.
I don't like the taste.
The texture. They do kind of taste a little hard to eat.
I'm not a big fan of raw oysters, I won't lie.
I do struggle to enjoy them, but I do like a good cooked oyster.
Cooked oyster. What does a cooked oyster taste like?
well there's plenty of ways you can you can cook it um you can one that I
particularly enjoy is that you can grill it when you put like a ton of cheese on
it and kind of make it into like a like a baked oyster with tons of cheese pretty
good like soy sauce to grill pretty good um that's all I know really to be
I want a power in life.
Pasta, it's pretty good in pasta
Yeah, I think you can like pan-fry it in the pasta and then add the sauce
Or it's just one of those fish there that it's like
Fish, I guess seafood that uh, I
Like I guess like all seafood when it's kind of on the cheaper side is getting
It can be pretty rancid, but it's gonna be a really nice one, but it might be a good vein gang game
Mmm.
I like shrimp.
I mean shrimp is godlike.
I like shrimp.
I like crab.
I like scallop.
I'm eating the shell.
I like squid.
I like octopus.
Damn.
What?
Damn, seafood connoisseur.
I like the ocean.
like scallops yeah that's good shrimp of a lobster yeah I agree
I do agree with you.
So what game are we installing?
Well, Little Star Wars is winning the poll.
Did you do a poll? I did not do a poll.
Why didn't you do a poll, Connor? I was not instructed.
Do a poll.
And I'm on Stein like one
The rest of the wicked I see that one person saying it I'm I will play
You're not the dying light, but that don't do a poll then like
Yeah, you ignore
like the beast but then you said that I like one and I was like come on down my
one down my one wait a minute buddy
yeah
dying level required to beat the tutorial for you to co-op I think that's like
the other ones did that but they're never too long I think I think I'm going
to kill myself also why did your poll have
so little votes on it I don't know people don't go why does mine
have so much to the monster enable bits
Probably I never enabled bits online.
Wait, no I don't think they did. No I don't think they did.
I never get a lot of people voting in polls.
Wait is it? It did? Wait is bits, I don't see bits enabled.
When voting is on, the default changed. What does that mean?
What does the default mean? I don't understand. I don't know.
Oh, it's oh, it's default by channel points now. Wait, what? Oh, you can add channel points to your votes
Wait, why I have mine turned off. I don't I don't do that. Can we not turn it off? I
Have mine turned off
It's weird because like when I vote I don't even see it
That's crazy
Damn, by 2016, Rigg, am I right guys?
Rigg, just to make it a 50-50.
Yeah, the viewers have just made it a 50-50.
But Dying Light did technically win, but you have to select the option to allow people to vote.
Oh, I can't have it off a long time ago.
I don't know, I feel like it turns it off and...
Okay, fair voting, fair voting, there we go.
We have democracy now.
We have democracy! Oh, shit.
Democracy...
Because we don't really have a way for people to spend channel points, it doesn't really make sense,
because people just have a ton.
Uh, the Anglite is winning mine.
What do you do?
You don't have anything for channel points?
Not really.
Ah, I see. I have sound alerts on channel points.
Oh wow. I don't know. I kind of like try to... I don't know why. I just like to stream and I don't like interruptions.
Hmm, I don't want people to interrupt the stream at all. And so I think when I have too many like little wacky things
It's like
Hey, Papa Dan, thank you
You would just like to stream I do kind of just like doing my thing and
and that's it. I find them worse because they make me laugh.
I mean yeah I guess if I found them funny I would but I think I'd get bored of hearing them
pretty quickly. Oh I don't because my chat sometimes they find the weirdest times to do it
and it makes me laugh inside and outside. Yeah well that's true that's I mean I guess yeah I do
miss out on that comedy aspect of it but nobody watches my streams of life anyway.
They watch them to feel... to watch somebody worse than them at video games.
That can be funny sometimes.
Alright, I think I did win mine.
Well, I'm already installing it.
Oh fucks sake, I haven't even bought it yet.
I have all three of the games.
You tell me.
I already have all three of the games.
Why is it called the Kyle Crane Collection?
I don't know who the fuck is Kyle Crane.
So I'm saying.
Dun dun dun dun.
Speak up.
It's the main character. I didn't know that.
More like Kyle Crane. What the heck?
Leave Kyle Crane alone.
I didn't know.
I didn't know, bro. Chill, dawg. Chill.
I do have to pee.
Yeah, I'm selling regular Star Wars what what what oh oh
Chat I played this game with the trash taste boys are patreon called we gotta go and it was the weirdest fucking game
I fucking hate that game!
I didn't like this game.
This game was fucking ridiculous.
It was a bit disgusting, I don't lie.
The Fodding game? Yeah, it's like Fodding and...
We played it with Buff and Chaya and I hated every minute of it. I hated it. I hated it
And it was like it was just like it was how do you go pee?
ADHD simulator with like poop and pee and farts
Yeah, but I pee when I want not when you say you should go pee now
She's going out she's so she does pee when I say
It was a weird game. I will not lie to you fellas
It was a weird ass game
Should I play this game with headphones like a horror game, right?
Wonder if I should hold it in don't hold it in
They have used headphones.
Okay.
It makes directional audio useful.
Okay.
Well, I got earphones lately, so I'm like monitoring earphones for audio, except doing
some other audio stuff.
So I think I'll choose those.
You have headphones?
I do, but I don't like wearing them because I just think they look bad.
This is such a silly thing, but I think that like when you do clips or thumbnails or whatever
They don't look good, I don't know and also
When I stopped wearing headphones, sorry. Yeah headphones. I want to stop wearing them
Now that I wear them again sometimes. It's actually uncomfortable. I don't actually like wearing them
You're like on a geerie with a bike helmet. No, that's not fucking true at all. Okay, because
Geery doesn't wear a helmet while cycling. That is a literal risk to your entire well-being for
cosmetic purpose. I just don't want to wear over ear giant headphones. I don't wear the fucking
husk of Master Oogway on my head. Is there so much to ask? Don't wear the headphones are the thing
that ruin your thumbnails. Okay, look, I'm bald too. Okay. I am. Yeah, I got I am. That's
what I got. Yeah, but yeah, that's what I got. That's what I got.
The I 600. They're really useful for moderate because I want to check my audio in the room.
I took them out of the box.
Hey, you, sorry, sorry.
By the way, the board game stream was so fun.
Okay, good. I'm glad.
Hey, thank you. I appreciate that.
Um, I we work we worked very hard to get the production quality better
And it'll keep getting better two over time, but I'm glad people enjoyed it
We'll definitely I think next will either play like tickets arrived or clear I think we'll be next one of the two
It was funny good
I'm gonna get another RV stream we will no
No, never mind. I said no guys
I said no guys, pack it up. I'm just kidding. Pack it up guys. I said no. No.
Is your game installed? Yes. I was gonna say mine already installed too. I switched the
location for like the download servers and it fixed everything immediately.
why were you up before like Pyongyang? I had it like in the West Coast. Why'd you do that? I don't know. I don't know why I was like that.
I don't know what happened. It wasn't like that before. Does it change because of like
VPNs? Yes. Oh, okay. So probably changed because of VPNs.
Oh, what the hell? I could be dying light or dying like the beast. I'm dying light.
I want
Well, yeah, cuz I want you to you know download from the closest place to you. Well, that makes so much sense now
Dude every game should be oh should open borderless window change her mind
What do you think so sure why not what sure why do I like I'm being like petty I feel
like every single game should be boldless window I don't think you're being petty I said sure
why not what
Thank you for the rain!
Thank you so much for the rain!
I've been a great stream!
Thank you for the rain!
You don't freaking agree.
Thank you for the rain!
And motion blur should be off by default.
Change your mind.
I don't want to change your mind no matter what.
Oh my god.
Um, I'll put headphones in this box.
again you're gonna put headphones on your phones are you sick your phones your
phones earphones in it what is your phone headphones go over your head your
phones go in your ear you put earbuds in yeah you got earbuds
I know wireless.
What?
I know wireless now.
Where'd you get those problems?
Online? Why are you looking at my business?
Well, I am.
What kind?
My kind of earphones.
Sennheiser?
Sennheiser.
What the heck is that?
What the heck is Sennheiser?
Heizer
You know same heizer
Sanjas is like an audio company. Oh, excuse me, mr. Fancy Pains
They make mics and stuff too no they yeah, they do they do yeah
It's like the like a very good brand for you
Where were both mine and JBLs?
JBL? What are you doing?
Having a pool party?
In my ears? Hell yeah.
You didn't think about how they built the pyramids?
And they didn't have a JBL speaker?
You didn't think about that?
I don't know how anybody can live without JBLs.
Why are you shilling JBL?
Because it's the best.
What the hell is this?
Bro's shilling JBL's like your life depends on.
My JBL airpods are great!
Yeah.
Did you know I charged them like two weeks ago and they still work?
Why are you shilling JBL?
I'm sorry, they're just genuinely good!
Hey, what the fuck? What is this weird shilt?
Are you sponsored?
No.
Nope.
I'm not standing for a lower gain, bro.
Bro just loves JBL. Bro just really loves JBL.
Hey I'm sorry for your... your... your... you're on a rubber.
What? What does it mean?
What? What? What are you using? How do you know that?
I'm using the Sennheises IE600s.
How do you know that? Sennheises.
Okay.
Uh... well...
Wired earphones.
The under earphones.
Did you just buy those?
Yep.
Did you get wired because you saw all the celebrities using wired earphones now?
No, they don't sell monitoring earphones wireless.
5.
Wait, how much did those cost?
5.
Wait, how much did those cost?
5.
Wait, how much did those cost?
Wait, how much did those cost?
I think I like $600.
$600?!
It's like, it's for like professionally monitoring audio.
Holy shit, Rich is fucked.
Look at this Rich guy.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ, look at that.
Tau, watch out, he's so rich.
Wait, you're rich?
You're rich with your freaking $600 earphones.
I can't buy $600 earphones now?
I'm just saying, do you save some for the rest of us?
I can't buy some toys?
Yeah, save some for the rest of us rich boys!
Oh my god, bro.
Holy shit!
Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Oh my god, bro, it's-
Look at that, he called headphones toys!
That's how much money he had.
They are I'm not gonna get into it cuz it really will mean more fun of me bro
No, no, no, I don't want to
No, no, I don't want to
He's getting in front of me
Me figure make fun of me
Go on no no
I'm starting the tutorial I'm starting the tutorial
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, watch it's 10 subtitles on
You should have told me.
I gotta catch this virus.
Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.
Uh, normal mode?
Yeah.
HUD activated.
Commence briefing.
We're launching a run.
Data on the subject has been carried to the ground.
Wow, that's a beautiful assistant.
It's awesome.
Wow, this is a beautiful 60 minutes.
It's awesome.
So, like the, like the piece story, it's like 30 minutes.
The mod is very loud.
Oh, that's good, man.
Yep, it's in second.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
There you go.
Oh, wow. This is a sick opening. God, see what the hell?
At his command at any time, to counter that, we instituted a city-wide communication jam, preventing him from publicizing the file.
Your GRE-issued radio can overcome that jamming. It is your lifeline. Do not lose it.
Suleiman has since gone underground and begun using a different name.
We have reason to believe he now leads one of the two main factions operating within the city.
You are to find Superman and locate the stolen file in order to save mankind from a disaster of unprecedented proportions.
Oh no, that guy's saving me.
Sorry man.
I told you that wasn't a normal drop-shoot.
Break his legs.
Then take him to Ryans.
Back up!
All of you!
Stop!
Loud noises!
Throw them!
Oh
Fall back fall back
I'm about to kill them.
Come on! We have to move!
Let's get them off this plane!
Step the door open!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh shit, Amir's hurt?
No, Amir is gone, whatever happens, he's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's gone.
It's gone.
Lost him.
But I'm bringing in someone who might still survive.
What of us?
Oh, now, now, Shat's gone.
Should I just tell me if it's too loud or not for you?
Go loud!
the
the
the
You pinch him, you're scared, not scared, then pinch him, pinch my butt, blink, blink again,
I think I'm blaming him.
A lucky jump?
Okay, so I wonder when can I invite you?
Probably a little further up, I imagine,
from out of this area.
We're gonna do the basic stuff.
I
I'm just an about this fucking volume bro. What the fuck
It's fucking volume
What are you saying
Where are you going?
I'm not Titus Marys.
He hates me.
That is not true.
He hates me and he hates the Spanish.
Did you just say you spoiled Titerico? Is this true?
No, I didn't.
Okay, good.
What the fuck does that mean?
What did I say?
Hold on, I'm gonna cut something out.
Alright chat, where are we going?
I don't even know what fucking mission I got.
What is this?
The gay is working night and day for you.
Okay.
What?
Where does that mean?
Face.
I don't know.
It is a dark house.
It is a dark house.
You sleep for three days like a bad man than scared children after a great start to be
one.
Where am I?
In paradise, can't you see?
Okay, enough choking around.
Head to room 190.
The bus is leaving.
You mean 31?
Yeah, that's all right.
31, that's your number.
That's my number.
I mean a number.
Excuse me, Han.
Excuse me?
Your number. You're the 31st infected. I'm your 10th. Everything is counted here.
One fuel dose is a Bantazin. One more new infected. One more runner gone.
Many need some Zombricks. Many need Zombricks.
Honest, many need Zombricks!
What?
Yes, sir.
What's going on?
The package, the truck.
I mean, because of this guy, quiet.
What the fuck?
I'm not freaking wasting-
He's gonna get a meal, Sancti-san.
We're just getting picked off one by one.
And you are?
Crane.
31.
Oh, all right.
Um, how's your head?
my head got it no until the boss says so you are not on the list so go talk to
him ASAP and let's get this movie changing the uh you know the rubber
thing on the mics uh the headphones yeah why are you laughing man can't talk
about changing his rubber man man can't talk about changing rubbers now the tip
of the earphones, I needed to change the rubber on it because it was too thick and it was hurting me.
What is so funny?
Comfort is a really serious thing.
Okay, Mr. Sticks under dollar headphones.
The dirt of the rubber was uncomfortable for me to handle.
Wow, so how many different rubber tips does your headphones come with?
Uh, eight.
Eight.
Six six. I'm looking for the boss. Is he in there? Oh, you're 31. Yeah, I've been trying different sizes
I I decided on one
We share I'll share I'll share
I'm so glad you finally decided you're on one. I'm the right one. I just these ones like memory foam. I didn't really like how they feel though
Now these ones feel great
What are you laughing at?
Six hundred dollar handball.
Okay.
What?
Let's not get into all the frivolous spending that I do, and that you do too, okay?
I don't do any frivolous spending.
I don't know what you're doing.
All this, all this medicine.
What?
Have you tried yoghurt?
I do eat yoghurt.
Have you tried yogurt?
I do eat yogurt! I eat yogurt!
It's like you...
I do eat yogurt!
It's like you don't want the yogurt lifestyle you preach.
I do! I eat Greek strawberry yogurt!
I had Greek yogurt!
I had some Greek strawberry yogurt!
It's not good enough for you.
What do you mean?
You're not a real yogurt. Enjoy it.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
I
Am looking for the
Are you the boss? Oh my god, what am I too young you got the problem with my age?
You're from the right here. You wanted to talk to me. That's better. Do you remember anything know what you are?
Yeah, I can see this is some kind of shelter. We call it the tower
Brecken and his runners put together a couple months ago. We've been here ever since I'll
Hunting airdrops, scavenging, and rescuing people.
Yeah, I wanted to thank that girl.
Good. Because if not for her, you'd already be chewing somebody's knee bone.
Your antison was totally crushed, by the way.
Only thing Jade could salvage was your radio.
Great. So can I get that back, please?
Actually, I think I need it more than you do.
Leave me, pal. That's not the case.
Fine. Take it.
You know my runners put their lives in danger for guys like you.
So now you take the ant as a friend for someone else,
and you won't even share your gear with us?
I don't have time to deal with your bullshit.
I've lost contact with one of our guys,
thanks to the fucked up radios we're stuck with.
He's getting on more of World of Warcraft!
Do something for me, will you?
I don't want to see you or your precious radio anymore,
so go be useful somewhere else.
We don't tolerate lazy assholes here in the tower.
Hey, be fair. I'm not I'm not lazy. I'm just hey
Save it
That last guy mentioned he's only on a 13th floor, but he might as well be trapped in a mine cave. Come back later
Too young remember I'm Rahim Brackinson charge
I'm not lazy, you little shit.
care of Mark, I guess we'll have him.
Okay, I'm not in here.
As a piece of...
Why?
What the fuck is this dude?
Oh it says...
That says?
Here.
What?
Oh, I have to go...
Oh.
Wait, but that guy was blocking.
What the fuck?
What?
There wasn't blocking for me.
He was blocking for me.
What?
What? There wasn't blocking for me.
He was blocking for me!
I'm blocking for me.
It should be a really nice town, you know?
Oh, fridge.
You should have done.
Oh, these cranes can spike person-
Yeah, I think you said much that's very helpful.
Eww.
Do de de de de de de de de!
Whoa!
Sup...
Sup, man?
Excuse me?
Excuse me, I'm here to talk to the boss.
Where do you think you're going?
The 13th floor.
I'm getting some stuff for Raheem.
13!
Are you the boss?
Excuse me, boss?
It's gonna be some dirty work.
But we all got to pull our weight around here, huh?
What is that supposed to mean?
Jesus, how many people died here?
What is that supposed to mean?
It's Elevator.
Jesus. How many people died here?
Hey, let's play Stinks.
Boom, boom. Someone's just smacking the piano.
Can you cut it out?
Elevator. I know, I just want a master's middle.
I put a mask over her and she's trying to set her arm around her neck, covers intact.
No contact with the tower's leader yet.
I will confirm identity and take in steps to blend in.
She's acknowledged. Time is of the essence, Crane. Remember that.
There's one more thing. I got bitten.
I've shown no symptoms, but the people here say I'm infected.
Then you'd better get your hands on some antithesis ASAP.
No! No! Somebody!
What the hell?
Hey, do I have a flash light or something?
Whoa, I don't wanna fall in here.
There be any stuff in here now? You think there's stuff in the apartments?
I guess not.
Come, come, come.
Water is 31 years old. I am not 31 years old.
That's not true. That's a lie.
some people also lie and say I'm bolding, it's not fair
hey I fixed this problem for you
what problem?
I killed the guy
ooh, how do you feel good about that?
I got my arm, getting away from him
Oh God, you had to kill him, didn't you?
God damn it!
That was... that was my brother.
I came down to see him and...
Easy, easy. It's alright now. I'll get help.
I'll be two years later.
Raheem, this is Crane. I'm down around 13.
Listen, this guy of yours got fucked up pretty bad getting away from a zombie.
Oh shit. You're too fast.
You're too slow.
You're not your mark.
You need to team up on that.
Yeah, let's save enough now.
Okay, don't move. I'm sending leaders downstairs.
Hey, hold still. Lena will be here any minute.
Goss, why you good to find some Goss?
Oh, as alcohol?
Combine them. That will stop the bleeding.
Please hurry.
Now try to stay calm, okay? I'll be right back.
I'll combine stuff to bleeding.
I think it would disinfect a little bit
It also probably hurt like hell though the alcohol plus the bandage
Oh
All right, well, what key was it?
Since one is
Oh, what the fuck?
Paco Basics.
Okay.
I can do Paco.
Keeper Torch.
Ooh.
oh oh oh why why is my camera doing that oh oh my stomach
Huh?
I'm over here.
I'm out!
What?
He's gonna do it?
What?
You'll see.
I hear you in there man.
Oh, okay, shit.
of
the
the
the
I'm walking in.
Well, I'll go for your log in.
Err...
Oh shit.
What?
Control on Crash is crazy?
How's that crazy?
Normal
Are you a control on crotch, Wilson?
You put control on C or crotch?
I'm sorry, C or control?
Demi-2
Not me either
Control is for using palm, right? Yeah, that's what I'm doing
But I'm saying it's just you.
Hey, you did it.
I just want to help out and repay you guys for what you did for me.
Cock-a-head.
Good.
Cock-a-head baby.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's talk about how you can do that.
Cock-a-head baby.
Cock-a-head baby.
What the fuck?
Bring in Cock-a-head baby over here.
Oh my god, that's tough.
I forgot I forgot that because we played the beast ride a little bit of it I forgot it
was like Parkour that was like a big part of the game Parkour but I always really
enjoyed the Parkour mechanics I just thought they were like pretty cool all
right taking care of twist on what else you get for me the zombie well that's
me genre Raheem you are just smart enough to be dangerous you know that
Oh my god, I'm just gonna ask explosive charges, really?
You can't tell a convincing light to save your life. You know what I'm doing is crazy
You think you can't die you're not my mom. No, I'm not our mom's dead
So you might want to be a little nicer to me since I'm the only family you have left especially now that a mirror is gone
You're jade, right?
Right. I just wanted to thank you for what you did for me and tell you how sorry I am for your loss
She's so pretty, and she has to have perfectly eye-shadowed and eye-naked up and perfect makeup on her face and her zombie apocalypse.
I'm perfectly groomed eyebrows!
Really?
Yes!
What is perfectly groomed eyebrows of life?
Her eyebrows are freaking smashed!
Or how you people say, um, fleek.
So, so, is that enough?
I don't know.
Do I get to talk to Brecken now?
Don't get it.
First, go change your clothes.
I left some new ones for you in your room.
You're in 194.
Something wrong with what I'm wearing?
You need something that fits the job Brecken wants you to do.
Call me when you've changed.
Not to change my clothes?
Jesus Christ, when can I play with my friends?
Is this my room?
That's your room.
Where did I stick my head in the oven and turn it on?
You might be smarter.
You might have been smarter than before.
To be honest.
I'll get much worse.
This is your player stash. You can change clothes here.
Oh fresh clothes.
Oh, that's so mean. I didn't get a reaction.
What?
Huh?
Okay Raheem, I'm ready. What do I find Brecken?
What do you think?
Not so fast, 31.
If you're going to earn your...
Hold on, turn to the quartermaster.
...if you've got the skills.
Also, give your ass up to the gym.
You have to meet Raheem.
You're on the top floor. Just a couple flights up.
I don't know.
Of course.
Help us light up.
Why don't I get up there?
I thought it was vanilla, but I guess not.
Oro-Solido!
What is that?
What is that?
There was a place called the tower and it was a building.
It was made into a rules by Victor's scramble.
Okay.
OK.
Trying to.
You want to feel right at home.
A crane?
On a crane?
There are so many actions in this building.
A crane or a crane?
I
Oh my god, there's so many zombies already.
Welcome to our gym. First things first, you've got to learn how to run.
What do you mean learn how to run?
Just do what I say, alright? Now, jump down to the very bottom.
What?
You're not to kill myself.
Don't be a wimp.
Come on, you can't be serious.
Watch this.
I'm not a wimp, I hold my penis with two hands.
Woohoo!
What?
We're here!
My leg!
Jesus, don't move!
I'll get help!
I was just fucking with you!
Son of a bitch!
What?
You can't take a joke?
So, why would a wind-folded-up penis would want it?
Christ on a crutch!
What?
Yeah.
How do I jump down?
It's a rush, isn't it?
But don't blow your load just yet.
There's more.
To survive outside, you've got to take advantage of the terrain.
Most ethers suck at climbing, so the harder the terrain is, the better for you.
I've got some typical situations set up for you.
Let's see how you handle them.
Don't blow your load too quick, Connor.
Me?
Yep.
In what sense?
Don't do it.
In what sense?
Oh my God, it's feet, I'm flout.
I wonder why.
Yeah, that's why I changed it.
Why don't I change it?
Controls.
Okay, I got my little shot.
Did you fall?
Oh
Oh, I see.
It's a pretty lengthy tutorial.
Oh, yeah.
That'll be alright, I want to get in.
Good job.
Let's make sure we understand everything.
Get back to the cring. Make use of anything and everything while you're at it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Looting is the key to survival.
Search dead bodies, chests, abandoned cars, pieces of furniture, and even trash bins.
That's a fun trash bin to sleep.
That's the British.
British and American colored.
Define crafting components.
Okay, that's enough.
You've got to see these natural talents, man.
Either that or you've done this before.
You've done this before?
Hardly.
Of course, he's never come to this one in track in high school.
Well, then you're a fucking prodigy.
Never seen anything like it.
Yeah, this game looks really good for, what, 2017?
I'm 17, I thought I was 50.
Yes!
What's happening to me?
I'm 17, yes.
What's happening to me?
Something went wrong.
What just happened to me?
Oh shit, I better have your first seizure. Just get back over here.
Oh, me.
My first seizure!
Congratulations to the three milestone.
Serah's
What the fuck was that?
This is me
Most likely no congratulations. I've only explored the infigate
I'm infected
To check you out probably give you a shot of antizan before you head out to see Sarah
Oh, wow, she's crazy
You're gonna give you up so you can go outside without getting your head bitten off
Oh
Use elevator to get to the ground floor
Give me your life.
I'll talk with you later.
Damn, this guy looks amazing dude.
What the hell?
I'm going downstairs.
Alright, they've given me an actual job.
And nobody suspects I'm not who I say I am.
So far so good, once Dr. Zera helps me manage these symptoms I'm feeling
Ooh, ooh, lots of good stuff in here
Zombie statue, what is that?
Hello everybody, I'm here for my shot
Oh, you're the new scout! Raheem radioed me about you
Yeah, that's me, my name's Crane
I'm not gonna bother learning your name till you survive a few days, but here this is for you try to secure it
By the way
Word around the tower is you're just another deadbeat in line for food on antithy
By which I mean the people here don't much like you my god that is all be my fucking fly
When you know me shit bro, I mean communication to the outside. There's plenty of paranoia to go around
Damn city there nobody to call for help, but
You bring me some supplies for the new guy you're like take that little resource
People change their tunes on the party. That's just like thanks
And you're not helping yourself to everything else. I'm in a bit of a rush
Also
If you're looking to get more popular you can try helping folks do a few favors
I might like you more might even find a woman
Keep your warm at night.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
A pipe wrench. Oh that's cool.
Oh pipe wrench.
The rusty pipe wrench.
Safe zone unlocked. Cool.
The after a really nice town you know.
You know, here's me. I'm here for myself. Oh, so fast
I'm here for my shot these
Nice you doctor now, but you're outside never let them surround you
Did this the parkour is so good in this game
uh no you have to hit the back of the truck like like knock on it
Where the fuck?
Where the...
Shot?
Huh?
Yeah.
Huh?
After this you can do cars, nice.
Okay, new guy, be careful out there.
Be careful out there.
We've lost too many already.
I thought I was here for my saw.
Okay, noob.
You've got Dr. Zera set up in a semi-trailer on a fenced in playing court.
When you leave the tower, hang a left and head to south.
You can't miss it.
Wow, the shit cooking my mulled here, dude.
All right, all right.
Cray.
Just keep moving.
There's no time to take in the sights.
And try not to make too much noise.
Sound the tracks, those fuckers.
Oh my, I'm going out there.
Sound the tracks, those fuckers.
Oh my, I'm going out there.
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, come in here.
How do I get in here?
I'm not gonna let you in.
I'm not gonna let you in.
I'm not gonna let you in.
I'm going to climb on top of our van, oh Margos.
Hello.
Hello.
Doctor, hello, anybody there?
Camden, are you there?
So, I'm supposed to get a vaccine?
What?
No, no, suppressant.
It's called antithin.
This is the sentence here. Sit.
Antisan postpones the inevitable.
Best the GRE could do.
Inevitable? So, there's no cure?
It's a variation of rabies.
There's no cure right now.
But you see, I believe you need to start with antisan and infected tissue.
A cure is possible.
Ah, I'm not nearly gone, because I'm out of here.
You really think you can figure it out?
Camden's help, yes. I think so.
Now where did I put that injector?
What I left.
Who's Dr. Camden?
I don't know, I'll try and track the injector.
Oh, I think I'll just one scrap that.
I'll look for it.
Well, I'll try and track the injector.
Okay.
I told you I can leap the bodies, you know?
Though we would have made more progress if the connection...
Oh, you can climb on the AC? That's so strenuous of you.
Also, if my earlier experiments had borne fruit...
I think I've nearly done with the withdrawal.
Well, I should be in like 10 more minutes.
Oh.
Well, uh, okay, I'm not going to climb this, but sure.
Oh fuck my legs!
Oh my god, they have electric indumbo's.
Fucker coffee!
I love electric, nice.
I told ya.
I got a rainbow.
I got a steel point.
What's my skill tree?
There's quite a lot of skill trees.
It's kind of ridiculous.
I don't like to look at it.
skill tree?
skills
have a skills point point to spend
survivor?
I got it boys.
That's pipe?
Oh hell yeah.
I'm going to the log place.
I'm going to the log place.
What? What? What? What?
Hello?
Yes, bike?
I'm crazy.
Oh, I just leveled up my agility.
Just right.
More unskilled labor.
Alright, shut up and pay attention.
The two toxic air drops rise food, first aid supplies, survival gear and such.
The other kind is filled with antizine.
The GRE sends in a one-way video feed that lets us know when they're on the way.
But the trouble is, the air drops with Anticin keep getting raided by Ryze's thugs.
And without Anticin, we're basically screwed.
The Spikesgiving is a bit of a long mission, I don't know why.
I only operate during the day, because going out after dark is a dandy way to get killed.
It's a little bit of a long one.
But the next two Anticin drops become an anti-Ryze-like night.
And Brecken means to go after them.
This may be our only chance to reach the air drop.
What's my part here?
Well, as I said, the one-hour night is basically suicide.
She's confirming you're a real Dana, which obviously y'all have my life.
Oh, God.
There's technicals.
Okay, okay.
Uh-oh.
if you don't show them.
Holy fuck, that was close.
I just I just did some like insane parkour that immediately fucking fell out after it
No, I just like did like some pretty complex movements and then immediately failed so it
pretty underwhelming. Chalice Thane is really cool though.
Leeteen.
This game's pretty sick so far, oh my.
That's really fun.
Let's see. Half the set is wrapped.
And Arc Chat.
and
what the fuck is that that guy's fucking massive
and
I like that the two different games are experiencing right now.
Urgent help needed.
Um, I'm outside. I'm working for Spike.
You're crying, right?
Our runner-up's a security guard.
They've got us for recognition.
He's in a courtyard by Vefa and Namar surrounded by zombies.
We've got to help him.
Alright, I'm on it.
Here.
Oh fuck, where did this guy come from?
I've got him.
Okay.
Um...
How's it looking?
That's gonna really freaking cool over here actually.
Yeah.
That's going freaking freaking cool.
Inventory fold.
Oh, I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
I found God.
the
the
the
the
I can't think of any scrap metal. Yeah, I can't remember that actually.
The beast's dying alive.
There's quite a bit of dudes over there.
Alright, chat.
of
the
this game is so much scary it's night
I don't know this
this is pretty scary so far
Let's stop luck picking, why not?
Oh, fuck.
Are you okay?
Oh, fuck.
My luck pick broke.
Oh man, I think it's too late for this guy.
I SAID!
Okay, it's done.
Fuck.
You had no choice.
Adjustable range.
You're not human anymore.
Now hurry.
You still need to turn on the lights.
That's the only way to make this place safe at night.
I've got an adjustable wrench.
How do I...
What is this for?
Is this for...
Can I equip it?
I'm sure it's dismantled once.
I guess it's equal to half.
We can have four weapons at once. Oh, I see.
Okay.
I'm using Shredded.
Oh shit.
Oh is this my story now?
How's it coming?
Got the lights on?
Almost, just give me a second.
Sounds like it's getting a lot more violent.
Don't have to scare me.
Suddenly every bone...
...pockle bone in my body.
Don't.
I don't know what he's doing.
Whoa, that thing.
Take a look, okay.
What the fuck is that?
Oh no, they've got max zombies.
Oh god.
The zombies are pretty scary.
They get scary.
Matchmen.
Still haven't unlocked matchmen.
Oh there we go, perfect.
Enable online play.
Yay.
Is that an 80?
Well, that was annoying.
uh...
that's how it's working
don't want public reasons
You may also not want zombie invasion if we got one zombie invasion.
No!
I mean we could, should we see what it's like once?
Zombie invasion is another player invading your game.
Oh no we cannot let that happen.
all right well I'll what I'll do is
I'll get a drink more quick I'll let these guys out
and then I can invite you
Dark Souls invasion
Yeah, I don't fucking care, it's not what I'm looking for.
Hey, it looks great.
Crane here.
Report.
OK, I met this doctor, scientist type.
They've got him set up in a sort of research trailer,
and he's working on a cure for the virus.
Once you guys progress, his name is Sarah.
You hear them?
I mean, that makes sense.
I don't think I'd want to just get into the day and have someone over to damage my world, you know.
Alright, Jack, give me one second.
I'll run the mouse.
Your stolen file still takes top priority though, right?
Jade, it's done.
Good. We'll need to prepare more places like that one.
We've got more spots picked out for future save songs.
I will mark them on your map plate.
And crane. Thank you.
I need to spike.
Right now, you need to get back to our main task and arm the next track.
There's another car close by.
Got it.
Another car?
The infected all over the street.
So what does that tell you? Keep off the street!
Try to stay on the rooftop with the carriage.
They're all around the car, Spike.
You still have some firecrackers, don't you? Just throw some into the crowd.
Those dead bastards were easily distracted.
Oh, firecrackers.
Give me a second.
Why do I use my firecrackers?
I don't know what to do.
Uhhh...
Woah, they barely move!
The states!
All done with the car, Spike.
All of that you just might need.
The next one's too small, as you never tell your brother.
Don't get caught out in the open.
Spike, these freaks are everywhere. If I need to use a trap, how do I activate it?
Yeah.
I can't. I told you, they're only for the night mission.
Shit. Okay.
Oh, the night mission.
Shit, OK.
Uncle, this way, back down.
I'm sorry.
My lord.
Mary.
What's in this building, so?
I'm fucking trapped in here.
I
Oh
What all we got skill issue over here, what's going on I'm seeing people spam skill issue
I got a pipe wrench.
Mouse experiencing agony in the back.
Well mouse, you know, I guess not a talented gamer to this game.
How's the gun over there?
I'm moving some stuff around.
Oh good.
Yeah.
Oh good.
Yeah.
Let me see what you're at.
Let me see this thing.
It says it's down here.
I can't really see.
No, I can't see this.
There's somebody who just did it.
Oh, no, it's on the portal.
Oh, I was just here.
Oh, so you're gonna climb into that room and then you can just go on the, uh, thing, and go the other way.
Oh!
15 minutes from now.
Oh, that's fun. I didn't go that way.
I didn't go that way.
That's the beauty of the game.
I'm gonna turn this down a little bit, but it's still a little bit too loud.
The game? I turned it down to you. I found it a little loud.
Oh, you got the sound effects on full.
Yo, this game loves sound effects.
I love sound effects!
This game freaking loves sound effects.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, chat, I have a question.
Is it possible that one canal of your ear is bigger or smaller than the other?
Yeah.
What's gonna happen?
Because I feel like one side actually feels a little worse.
Is that possible?
Yeah.
I've never had this...
Damn, I never thought about that, but I was just like, damn, this other ear hurts more.
Yes.
I wonder where they're.
Yeah. It's more often than- Oh really, it's more often to the not match. Interesting.
I didn't- Don't push too deep, nah, I didn't. The moment I hit, like, even is slightly
uncomfortable, I still can't. Let's try this, let's trust me.
Can you talk now?
Oh, I guess you have no ear canal is that possible no ear canal
I think, you know, I'm like, the ear hole medium size, is that actually the medium, is that
actually like the average size of people's ears.
Uh, maybe?
I'm not trying to figure out.
I'm trying to figure out.
Mouse has small ears, huh?
I do.
You are small in general.
My ear holes are small.
Is this ear?
I don't like ear.
It's probably because you're in Brad Connor.
Oh.
What?
That's not nice.
That's mean.
I'll say that.
That's very mean.
This reason's true.
It doesn't mean you should say it.
I don't like the one people saying these things
while you're like that.
Really?
Yes.
That's, that's kind of.
This is me off.
Oh, wow.
Get a Langie.
I don't get Angie.
You're a little angie.
I feel like sometimes people are mean to you sometimes.
People are mean to me.
But you know what?
It's fair enough.
They all mean to me, though, eh?
Yeah.
Picks is in trouble.
Picks is in trouble, dude.
I'll take you side that way.
Take a side that way.
What do you think of the log picking in this game?
I think you can climb the pole but I went up yeah I went up that like a
like scaffolding onto the roof and that over there.
It was a little annoying, but it done.
What do you think of the game, Shepha?
I like it, am I supposed to jump to the fucking pole?
Oh, that's interesting, you have a different one from me.
Probably pole to pole.
Is my guess.
I'm trying all the different sizes, my right ear I've got the size perfect and I left it
I don't.
Oof!
Oh!
Come here.
Oof!
Oof!
So close!
I think you should have gone from the, not to the pole, to the ledge, you know.
Is that gone?
I'll take it back you know in red you're very novel
that's too late in our picks you can show your true colors
show your true colors
you can up your FOV as well
in settings if it's too narrow I found it too narrow
in video I think it was under
I think it was under video. Actually, no, no, no, I think you're so close. I think it's actually game. I'm trolling.
What did you put in on it?
I... plus 10, I think? That felt pretty good.
What?
Plus 10 felt pretty good for me.
That's way better, right?
Yeah.
Yes.
Alright, you got this.
Come on.
You can park all.
I believe.
What the fuck?
Oh
My streamer is war
Streamer is war
My streamer can't take the gas off
There you go on the roof
Yeah, you are getting XP for doing every jump though.
Okay, lights are all set.
You wait until the next one, then hurry.
Yeah, Master Folly's too about me guys.
Can we report that to you in a couple of minutes already?
Hurry.
Oh
Hey
You got this time
My stream is not watch
You know you can just climb up the pole right you don't have to go on the whole day
Yeah
I don't like time off
You press no no no no no no that pulse over the fire like the other boys go off. Yeah, you press space on it
Yeah, you should go all the way up
Yeah, I felt like
You know probably the pain from the start. Yeah, I I did think I was like, are you not going all the way there top?
No
All right, okay looks good
All right now what you're gonna do is
like a way over to the other life the floor is not lava just so you know
I'd rather avoid the floor as much as possible
I mean I think that's the best way to play the game just I just you just look
at the floor like it was lava it was funny
I'm going to win!
I'm going to win!
Follow your map. You must.
My ankles.
Oh, it's right here. It's literally right here.
Yeah.
Fuck, expect the whole goddamn district went down. What the hell's going on?
You're not done yet.
Not again. All right, listen.
You got, uh, one last thing to do and then you return back and then you do most well.
You're gonna see it close.
Yeah.
It's good because this area is like really chill and really just like just turn it on
that's it.
I doubt it.
Not like it is.
not like it is I remember you were screaming yeah that was because I fell
on the parkour section you know you can climb that fence right
just forgot about parkour for a minute I don't think you're cut out for this
lifestyle it's parkour life I think I'm doing great I don't think you're cut out
You didn't see when I see a fence I see a canvas of which to express my parkour
cell phone and I think you see an actual fence so I just don't know if this is a game for you.
You just don't see the canvas of life, do you?
Oh wow, what's that?
Why is it purple? I mean it's red. I want purple.
What does it mean if it's purple?
Like brown I assume.
Like this?
Too fitty value, damn.
It's not $15 on him.
Alright, we'll turn on that power box behind you and you're all good to go.
Holy shit, I put the shield on.
What's this?
What's wrong?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's wrong?
She's gonna be that guy or something.
Oh shit, how do you get me?
Me?
Oh shit, how do you get me?
Mashing the walk?
Oh my god…
Bro, I got your shithead.
Oh my lord, he's killing me.
I think I need to pretty got him close though.
Hit his ass. Hit that throat.
low-flying the boss fight. I can't play the audio because we'll hit a little mouse.
How the fuck, bro? Oh my god, ain't no fucking way.
How the fuck do you know?
This is just a monocult, man. You gotta... your ass.
You pick up his weapon, you pick up his weapon.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's the slowest book.
Well, yeah, but you don't want to live all your wonking dreams?
I am in the forest.
Whoa, what can I drop?
Where's the weapon?
No, you should just dismantle some crappy weapons.
Oh, dismantle.
Yeah, don't forget, by the way, I didn't realize that the equipped area, I just, for some reason,
Lock that out of my mind, so you can also dismantle your weapons if you have like a shitty pipe or something.
I feel like the grey ones are shit, right?
Yeah, grey ones are common.
Nice.
I just won't pick up all this shit anyway.
Yeah, you can just scrap it, sir.
Me, with the rest of these people.
Oh, what's in here?
I don't think I've loaded these guys.
Alright, let's run the boxes.
I don't think I've got blades, I don't have a blade.
The fight on the murder scene is crazy.
Well, you're a fucking like metal.
She's the lockpicking go kind of.
We'll get metal.
What?
This shit is garbage anyway.
Let's puke straight from the butt.
To your backpack.
They're in a big one.
Is this what I have to do?
Yeah.
And then as you go back, uh, and then, uh, then, uh, you can drive my lobby.
And then uh, then uh, you can drive my lobby.
I've got the substation reset, but if the grid shorted once, you know it could happen again, right?
It's a decent length to drive, but at least you need to get to the level you're in.
Just get your ass to a safe zone. You're gonna have to spend a night there.
All right, now run back.
Oh, it's very annoying.
Yeah, I think the game goes pretty fucked tonight.
I guess the most metal we're going to get in this playlist.
You alright?
You're alright?
You're making it back in no time.
zombies to bother you.
Yeah, you're a pipeline.
There's like no freaking zombies right now.
There's also freaking zombies.
There's no freaking zombies.
That's weak.
scary deadman
you're just looking back
you should ignore all those giant zombies
I didn't get that quick enough to like fight you when you run past them.
Yeah, you can use this to run past these guys.
I heard myself.
Good thing I had a mickey.
Yeah, I was gonna say, that was a choice.
Yeah, I was going to say, that was a choice.
It's the meth zombie.
No.
Not today.
Not enough information, I'm afraid.
But if you steal another one, you'll let me know.
I will.
Do I sleep?
Yeah, sleep, and then it'll ask if you want to play on mine.
And just like, you gotta wait a second for some reason, and just take a second.
Something bad happened. We need to talk.
Okay, give me a sec.
This is like my first apartment in Tokyo. It's like I just need a TV on there.
I've now completed the prologue and I'm ready to survive the dying light experience.
Yeah, so then pick the top one.
Pick the top one?
And then give it a second and it should like tell you you're on like multiplayer.
I'm joining you.
Okay, nice.
I'm just a sea dog, yay!
Hello.
Hello.
That's an interesting outfit.
What's wrong with my outfit?
How did you get that? How can I get a cool outfit?
Hahaha!
Wouldn't you like to know?
I want a cool outfit too.
What's this new player outfit that I've been unlocked?
Oh, okay. My secret has already been solved.
Ooh.
Oh
Of course you went there
Let's go talk to uh spy because are you objective?
Where why
I'm barely hitting you.
At least I built my gun.
How does it calculate when you don't have a successful parkour?
I don't know.
What do you call it?
I mean, yeah, this is your park wherever I actually have like points
Yeah, oh wow, it's a yellow chest. Yeah, is that there?
I'm riding.
What the fuck?
Uncle's up in the air.
Come on buddy, bring that.
I'm like fighting this like super zombie.
I'm like fighting this like super zombie.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
I'm riding.
like Super Zoffy.
Oh, you got him.
Come on up.
Can I help you up?
Yeah, can I help you?
Oh, it's not like Pete can't help you.
What?
You're watching?
Yeah, can I help you?
Oh, it's not like Pete can't help you.
can't help you what I don't get my suit dirty this is like blue what the fuck
it looks so goofy dude dude that looks so goofy with your climbing pole look
this
You talk to all to see if it doesn't for me great
Thank you spy come see me start with here's a UV flashlight in
Give him a face full of UV or leading it to a trap what you can trigger with that remote
Perfect.
Now for the bad news.
Despite your efforts, Brecken's mission failed.
Shit, is he okay?
He's alive.
But you need to get back to the tower.
Jay called all the scouts in, and that means you.
Oh shit, okay.
Oh no.
Oh, survival rank is up there.
That's fun.
Oh, I got it.
Me.
Learn how to use space in your backpack.
Oh, I got a power rank too.
Like a power rank.
Oh yeah, you should spend the skill.
Oh yeah, you can stun them with headshots.
Now let me pick either a backpacker, learn how to use space in your backpack,
more efficiently gain four new slots,
or learn how to use plants to create boosters.
Oh
I'm just telling these guys
Why no, I don't know
For my kill
you guys are the first guys, its ridiculous
oh there always want something huh you can win those zombies
haha
well it's nice that even the ones that you killed i could search them
oh that's really dull dad yeah
I think it's because my weapon was like fogged actually.
What do the cigarette does?
I don't know.
What do we got in here?
Okay.
Like this.
How do you do that?
Uh, step on like the pole?
Oh.
What meeting with the tower leader?
Meeting with the Tower Leader.
Look, there's a lady for you, right?
Or what?
Oh, no, I didn't. What the hell?
There's nothing in here anyway.
Train here.
Report.
I'm about to have a meeting with the Tower's Leader.
Acknowledged.
Confirm his identity and contact us immediately.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
I'll have to open this now.
Interesting.
There's stuff in it now.
Was there not stuff in it before?
No.
Yeah, there wasn't when you opened it, but that allowed me to open it, and there was stuff.
So maybe if you open it during cutscene, doesn't like do it.
Oh yeah, maybe.
Alright, well...
Back to the tower, yeah.
I'm coming up the tower.
That's cool, I keep the popcorn in the building.
Yeah, you have to prove yourself worthy to come inside.
The fuck was that?
What were the windows open to help?
Yeah, I have unspent skill points. Oh, it's on power. Okay, let me see.
You'll keep your stones and chances to stun. Lock on up to three enemies with throwing weapons.
I'll just do this one.
I'll leave this one. Sorry.
I
Ninja dude
Mission failed what
What was that
What the hell's that
What's wrong with me being a ninja?
Crane.
Listen, Brecken and a team of runners went after an airdrop last night.
He lost the rest of his team to biters and then Ryzers men ambushed him, beaten to a
pulp after that shot.
I see how that calls in our heads now.
No, Brecken wants to go after the next drop himself, but we can't let him.
I don't know, man.
She's hustling in the spare time.
For God's sake, you can't even walk straight.
We need you alive, you idiot.
Okay, we're going in, out confident.
Breckin, Lina?
Maybe you can get through to him.
Huh, man am I right?
Jai, who's your friend?
Kyle Crane.
Look Breckin, the last thing we need is for you to go back out there.
We can figure out another way without jeopardizing you.
Right Crane?
I'll go, I'll do it.
Right?
Yes, I'm an ender.
Crane will go. He'll be happy to.
Are there the tempo?
No offense friend, but you're as green as grass. You can't just...
Crane will manage. He'll start in the right spot.
And Lena's right, you need to be here taking care of the towers, convincing them the world's not over yet.
Oh, no.
Maybe one more try before we go to a race.
Yeah, okay fine. Seems like a stable guy, seems like a really well-adjusted fellow.
Oh?
Sure. Heads for the cauldron, I'll be in touch shortly.
The cauldron?
Yeah, all British guys are like that, just politically unstable and angry and emotional.
Oh, that's my fucking pole.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
A cigarette's invisible!
for her each month she died two years ago but Gazi kept going to the store to
pick up her prescription he likes his routine and Gazi can be very insistent
so they kept giving it to him you think he's been start parling it all this time
if he hasn't I don't know where else we're going to get it from Gazi lives
under the overpass oh goodness mention his mother's death he won't understand
stand. What was that? What? She don't do that to you? What did she do? She like glitched
a little bit, right? Her cigarette was invisible for me, so she was like smoking. Oh, I mean
crane right that's interesting those couple treaty things what's this all
every level four I see a cell he could sell things to him too you might I don't
know you I don't know what you need to back he's for 202 well what's the
problem something's going on in there the doors lock from inside oh no I did
Talk to Jared, you think
Well, I guess I should go to Garzy's place
I didn't sound anything yet. I mean, I don't really
Mean that might be worth selling but also you're not buying right now, right? So what's the rush?
Yeah, true
Hey, did you leave already?
I'm upstairs
You're upstairs
See there's some drama going on up, you wanna see?
Yeah, let's see this drama
Some drama
Uh-oh
I can't talk to anyone here, but I can talk to this gentleman here
look I've got to get out of here I need to get my wife and kids somewhere safe
and it seems to me this is about the only safe place there is
safest place in the slums maybe but this is unsafe it's no place for my family
and I found out he's standing spare of the slums I can't tell you the details
but I need to get across town and I can't do it without a gun if you'll get me
one I'll tell you about the place that hasn't been looted yet I promise you
I mean, maybe being inside for so long, you know, you just get desperate.
So he just wants a gun.
Got it.
Okay.
I mean, well, he's your fucking said them done, mate.
Well, it's Seth here.
Could you check on Bahir in 202 and see if he's around tell him he's late for his shift and Seth is getting mad
Could you do that for me bro sounds like a texture if I see him
What is bros deal 202 I don't know what to oh, it's where all the people are gathered in front of the channel
Hey, that's gonna be mad buddy
That's a little angry. What's going on here by ears locked himself in the room. We could hear him screaming
He may have turned you hear that. I can't get this lock. You want to try it? Oh, we lock pick it
Lock picking our ass to his rabbit. What do you say? Do you do in it?
You can do it bro, you can do it you can do it
Oh
It's good
But here you in here help me
Oh here
Did he fall I
Don't know tell me what's wrong. I can't move
My chest feels like it's going to explode. Oh, yeah, I'm good. No, no, I took auntie's in and the pain started
The vial is on the floor
Art attack?
Well they must have given him the diluted shit.
Not that real thing.
Maybe you should have.
Wait, how would you see it?
What you took is junk.
You took fake answers in it.
What? It's fake. Where did you get this from?
Oh no.
Please, I need a doctor.
First tell me who sold you that.
I can't, I promised.
This guy is very useful.
I don't think he's very useful though.
I mean, is that useful if we buy you Garbage?
I don't know what the hell, uh, what the hell he does.
Hurry!
How should we...
How should we quest along?
What is it, the...
What's wrong?
Oh, this one.
There.
Are you there here, I think?
Are you there down?
I think.
Down, I think?
Down again, I think, as well.
Yeah, sick bay, right at the bottom.
You better have a look at this.
What number's wrong?
Is this a fake?
Someone on 21 took it and now he can't even get off the floor.
Aman, get down to 21 now.
Where did he get it from?
Yusuf, he's one of the scouts.
Well, he can't be producing it here.
Someone's supplying him.
I'll have a talk with Yusuf.
The sooner, the better.
Don't hurt him.
Just talk to him.
Just talk to him.
We're gonna kill him
We might have to kill him
I'm gonna kill him. You want to give me a fake?
I'll show you. Oh, is it upstairs?
On the roof
Yeah, I'm not sure where they
I
Don't we down?
We find them
You have doughnuts yes
Since when I'm already fucking like heavy breathing you surf welcome to use
it's hard to find you need to find use of whatever your needs use of has it all
yeah I'm looking for antizine which was my friend this is your most lucky day
no use if it's your lucky day so I'm gonna give you a chance to come clean and
Tell me where you got that counterfeit junk you sold the but here but here but here you say
Do I know this but here he nearly died from that phony aunt is in you sold him?
Phony are you sure you're saying it's no good
From those guys I paid good money which guys
Which guys use if I'm running out of patience
A couple of survivors live there. I don't know how many I've never
They've never been inside. They have medicines. Some of them are real.
I guess from the drugstore. They also cook their own stuff. The guy I deal with is named Bento.
Alright, now you're going to borrow the rest of those vials.
But they cost me a lot of money!
It'll cost you a lot more if I find you peddling that junk anymore.
Oh damn, very threatening.
Ami, he must be like, this guy just came in here, now he thinks he owns the place. What the fuck?
I know, yeah, we just showed up, like, literally an hour ago, and we're already, like, fucking, establishing our dominance here.
Like, don't let me catch you like this again.
They know I'm a yoghurt male.
Who the fuck are you?
I'm yoghurt maxing, they know.
Yoghurt maxing?
Uh, was that a little down, right?
Yep, all the way up.
Up or down?
Ride the elevator down.
Uh, yeah, you're on the same floor as me now, it'll, it'll tell you, no, no, no, you went down too much. See, like it says, make sure you're in my arrow.
There you go, now the arrow's in the same floor.
This is just how I know you'd be a terrible ninja. You keep calling HQs, being like, I'm lost guys.
Yeah, I think I got the right way to the yishinoya clan.
I'm a coolest ninja.
Kid.
Like a Looney Tunes ninja
You're a muck ninja, bro
We just started doing cyclists we didn't even do the main quest
I mean it's kind of a cool quest. I kind of like the idea of it
Also the main quest is on the side too
Here you have balls
My body!
My little balls!
You're a tourist. You're a mole tourist.
No, I'm not a baseball.
I understood.
Yeah, here you're selling Antizen.
We told you that.
A little bird.
My phone!
What the fuck?
I'm shutting you down, Bento.
Yeah, you saw said you tried to make one thinks he's taking V1 use of his
Use your powers
Oh, he doesn't change me!
Are you parrying him?
I like to hit his head as he's hitting me.
Oh no, his head exploded.
That's a bit much, I don't know if I wanted that.
get his ass, get his ass
I'm scammin' all of them
found
this guy threw a knife at me
Oh my god, he killed me.
Where are you?
On the ground.
I got a scared ass.
Oh, I'm about to die.
Oh, gosh.
Got him.
Alright, one last guy.
Look, there's another thing I searched in.
Oh my god, you can tell Breckin that counterfeit labs are
business.
Good work, Craig.
You have a bigger leaf.
Are you alright?
I'm fine, but Yusuf tipped him off that I was coming.
I was afraid of that.
Breckin was going to lock him up, but he'd already slept out.
Now if he comes back, I'm gonna have a word with him
Hey, we got a
Shit yeah, there's loads of medkits and money out here. What the hell
And a water pipe school does neat
Hey, we can use this as a safe
Wait, that's awesome.
This is our place now.
Wait, that's actually so sick. What the hell?
Can't sleep right now. I guess it's not my time.
Wait, that's pretty cool.
Yeah?
Uh, I see some side quests, like on Mother's Day and you get a champion, or what that is.
Mother's Day at Story Quest, Contributory.
Oh, there's like another, you're gonna do another side quest?
You're gonna do the main one.
Oh, whatever you want to do.
I'm not ready.
Really?
We get skill points?
Let me check.
Oh, I got points.
We get we get we get XP towards uh survivor skills. That's pretty cool.
I didn't see that one but I was like I feel like I'm too lazy to use throwing weapons
truthfully.
Yeah it's the same set now that's cool.
I've got the kicky one, I like it.
I've got a kicky one sound to get it.
I'm kind of, let's say it's this quest.
I'm Kazzy's Clash.
Ah, the story mission is Clash's.
It's okay.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Oh!
Oh.
Did you hurt your balls?
So big.
So big my balls have hurt.
You're born now.
Save the survivor.
Hold A to create competition.
What?
Let's try that. What is this?
We pre-hold H.
Deal the most damage to attackers.
Then we get 120 points.
Oh wow.
Where is this person over here?
H?
Are we competing?
where's bro I lost you got the XP damn it
Yeah!
Just money, he gives you money too.
Well congrats, congrats on your fighting XP.
I was in the roof.
I didn't really know what you like to do.
I also didn't know I was busy looting the roof.
Oh
Oh, I think I think you're on the right place actually
Yeah, like this
Crane here report
Tell our boss his name Brecken and he's definitely not your man.
The other likely suspect is this warlord, basically.
Local guy, calls himself Ryze.
He's hoarding Antizen and then gouging the hell out of anybody who wants to buy some.
I'm on a mission to get Antizen from the airdrop, if I don't succeed they'll have to come up
with something else.
I'm acknowledged.
Good job, Crane.
You're doing well.
Stay on task and we'll be in touch.
Be sure to call us immediately if and when you get that Antizen.
Alright, let's get some Antizen.
be sure to call us immediately if and when you get that anticin
alright let's get some anticin
there's also crates down here
ooh, I'm going down
I think I need the buildings where they have like a only accessible via the roof
alright I couldn't, what the fuck none of these things have anything in them for me
oh maybe I have to be down there
I see him
what the fuck
I'm totally up here now
that's what happened to me
I guess we have to be together.
Oh, wow, look at this.
Now go down.
I'm not going down there, you want to go down there?
Go down there.
Oh, you can go down there.
Get the ladies first.
No, we'll have her first.
I just I just wanted to feel something Oh it's a green chest what's in this
This is bullshit by the way.
I got nothing in these chests.
I got nothing.
Nothing in these chests.
Where we going now?
Okay, we got over here. Okay, sure.
I'm in my national park or habitat.
Oh, fuck's sake, I lied.
My Jildi Lala.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh!
Yeah!
My angles!
Find the airdrop. Hold H.
H.
H, press H.
Be the first airdrop. You have 600 agility.
Where is it?
I don't know, I can't see it.
Oh, it doesn't tell us.
I lost the lead, okay.
I don't even know if I'm going the right way.
Look at the mini-match.
I
See
Jade I'm getting close to the drop zone. Where is it?
There's a crate it looks intact inside
I
Think I'm close
has to be the red, right?
Ah.
We found it.
Ha ha ha ha!
600 stamina points for me.
Can I still get the stuff in the crate or not?
Yeah, what do you feel it's okay on the top of this brother
Oh wow, let's try that
It's up here
Oh
No, come here
Well, I teleported me to the front
Nothing here what what
Yeah
I did elsewhere unfortunately, but you're not that far away.
Get to those grits for anyone else to-
Did they land on the highway?
No, no.
What are those white chests over here? What's in the white chest?
That's a hard lockpick.
Oh my god, this is-
What?
Fuck's sake.
I can't get up there.
Well, god damn it, this is lock pickup now.
What?
I'll try to go over there.
Ah!
Why can't you read them?
I'm going around, bro.
Why can't you read them while you get up there?
I need to use...
Uh, middle mouse button.
Okay, follow us.
Oh, okay. Watch out, it's hard. It's a hard lockpick. It was actually hard too.
What the hell is this guy?
Careful, it's actually hard.
Nice.
Might need a little help here.
Nice to down.
Oh, a pouch and a pipe wrench for them, isn't it?
Uh, what the fuck, there's some scary boys up here.
You ready?
Holy fuck!
holy fuck just get the fuck out of me
oh my god are they falling? I don't know
what are they coming for? I don't know
where'd they go? no
oh I left
you left! I left
as a man we get to leave whenever you want
I
Sounded like somebody had a news
What? How did I? Oh my god, bro.
He's so stupid.
Bro's not built for the parkour lifestyle.
Interesting route you took.
Well, I had no other choice.
of
what the
jade rice's men got here first
what
don't try to find them
find the second one
look for the smoke from the flare
the crate should be close by
what happened?
oh
that they these guys are in our
like safe zone and they took our box
I don't know if we can kill them there
ooh
what the fuck
oh fuck they're fighting me
should we fight them?
I see you
find the most loot, where was this, where did they just join?
way how you killed that literally jojo's golden wind reference let's kill him
let's go oh fuck i fell
oh my god i'm warning speedo dreamer let the die maybe i can't fight
there you can i'm easily my weapon broke you'll be kidding me
this is my this is my good weapon here
Oh
How do you want
Oh, oh no
Let me bring the med kit over here
Oh I can grab the med kit hold up
Is that the one over here?
Oh my god
What the fuck bro?
Oh my god
Right when I was going to use the med kit on you
If you run around I don't know how to heal, how do I heal, how do I make one, how do I
make one?
I'll get this one to your menu.
Bro, just give me a fucking hit.
Yeah, I've got three.
Glad I stood.
That should be enough.
That should be enough.
Yeah, I'm gonna help now.
Oh.
Oh, thank you, I'm down!
I'm not the only one who's being bullied by you, Ian!
You son of a...
Move up these guys!
Ha ha!
Fuck it, this is a throw shit occasion, right?
I like the, I like the, uh, attempt.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
Uh, I would definitely run into the car and bring them all over there, then run all the
way around.
Forget me, because it's going to take too long to rest me.
I like to have the tall side and then you can rest me.
Jesus, you're dead!
Ah!
Yeah.
Yeah, you see what I mean?
You're just running in a circle.
You should cut them too far away.
Jesus, you're dead for you!
I'll be down there.
What do you say?
That's a campaign, bro.
You're dead.
Goodbye.
Oh my god, this is so stupid.
Damn, mouse-trolling dies for real.
What are you talking about?
Jesus, you're dead!
You're fucked up!
I tell you, I tell you to get to the cost.
They're like, can't fit your fucking body!
What do you want me to do if they don't want to leave?
I'll call you back.
I'll just say it.
Can't come back, girl.
I'm not gonna spawn too far away.
Can I spawn far away?
I can't tell.
I'm a little far away, but I'll be there.
I left.
I'll come back, bro.
We'll kill them. We'll kill them this time.
Dude, we get so much good shit if we loot them, though.
I hope the health didn't come back.
I don't think so.
I think you hit them once, then run away.
I don't think we're strong enough.
we can kill them miracles again oh I think we should have made a Molotovs maybe we can
kill with Molotovs we can make Molotovs I think
why are you you ought to kill them I mean they kill those mouths because you
You are locked in.
Why'd they kill us, partner, even when they told us we're not in their age?
We can Molotov them.
I have two Molotovs ready to go.
Story time at a dance star fight, story's a pussy, okay, I don't wanna hear it.
I have two Molotov cocktails with their name on it.
I'm gonna cast fireball on them.
I can't make molotovs.
Okay, well I got two, maybe that's enough. I don't know.
Connor, I do not think two molotovs is enough.
I think two molotovs is enough, right?
Are you crazy?
We lock in, we gang up on the guy with the mohawk.
Well, actually they might be gone to be honest.
You're crazy.
They might be on there.
Think about how good we're going to feel when we kill them.
Arizona?
I didn't see her.
We're gonna brush up that fire like it's nothing.
I doubt it.
Oh, they're also here.
Yeah.
Yeah, but they're lined up for a perfect Molotov.
Yeah, that guy's on fire right now.
He's burning pretty badly, I won't lie.
Oh, he definitely died from it.
Yeah, he's dead.
Okay.
Bring the other guy near me.
What's going on?
Oh, fuck.
You kill him again?
No
Fucking god
There's ass. Oh, we got him.
Get him down here.
Get him down here.
Get him down here.
Dude, how is he still alive?
I don't know.
This guy must have nano-machines, bro.
Oh, the only bag. Let's get it.
There we go, there we go.
Okay, they're both gonna die now. Let them die.
Okay, the guy with the mohawk can we beat so much? He must be dead.
There we go.
Okay.
Look at that! See? Teamwork!
Wait, the guy's corpse wound. We're gonna let him quickly.
well it's a lot of money
we get that weapon too
Teamwork!
look at us!
oh let's say we just get xp we don't get a
well just xp skit and we get the pride of knowing
that nobody steals our shit yeah nobody steals our shit nobody steals our
shit nobody steals our shit
you're able to absorb more damage I'm gonna need that skill tree nobody steals
our shit agility what can I get next slide grapple
slide while running slide sounds pretty good to be honest
The movement of attacking enemies should throw them around.
First, oh, did you get the slide or the grapple?
You know I want the slide.
I think I kinda want the slide too.
I'm not just like you can probably like hit that lens, right?
The other crate is loot, yeah well we're gonna get that too.
Can I go pee real quick? Do you mind?
No.
Who's on the safe house? We can't.
I think we can't pause right now.
Alright, let me go pee real quick.
Let me go pee!
Go pee pee!
Go piss girl!
Go pee pee, go pee pee.
Just wanna go pee pee.
Let's see...
Hmm?
When we...
Two times conducting liquid.
Water current.
water pipe and what do you get?
Wow!
Candy cutter,
posty spine,
night glow,
wrench kiss,
Is this a DLC one, then?
I wonder if the wrench case is any good.
It's zombie time!
It's zombie time.
Ah, the drop cake is the best thing to do. When I got that in the beast, that's all I fucking did.
Whoa, this feels 99 damage.
Which one?
The wrench case. I like upgraded my wrench.
You can upgrade?
Yeah, apparently.
But how?
okay upgrade oh upgrade f6 oh whoa and you can increase attributes weapons oh
okay um I'll have to an enforcer that ups the damage by two okay that's so fucking
nothing all right well together no what the fuck the stuff in here oh this side
Oh, oh, Pistol ammo DIY grenade way they should have been so handy
Well, we got three grenades now, that's huge. Let's go
Hey, what kind of rest did you get? Oh, it sounds like French kiss. Is that like a
If I slide under them do they like they're flying
haha okay okay I like that I like that
they're like vtubes for real we can
activate this how does that work
make noise as i do where now i think oh let's see i was on the wrong
it's a uv trap
Yeah, game is the greatest weakness in life
It's
Oh really get I'm almost there I can do this
Now what's this guy made of really kind of give you a story competition you press H
where am i supposed to hit by this guy? what the fuck is this?
oh what's over there?
Oh my god, my fat ass just fell through that.
Oh, hello.
What happened to that one?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is.
Sorry, there.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh my
What's that
I'm gonna get my XP
Oh my god, I never hear, I'm getting on the draw.
You want to come over here?
Hi.
Where is it?
I'm here.
Oh yeah, look at me.
I see you.
Oh, there's an egg in there because I'm going to die.
your ankle. What's just fucking your ankle collapse?
Ewww!
Oh, nice to get all this!
Oh, what's this?
That's all the... all the...
and to that we could need.
Crane here. I'm about to recover an antizendrop.
Good Crane. This offers us a new strategy.
Time to turn your attention to Rise.
Listen closely.
It's very possible that Rise is our man.
So if you find an airdrop containing antizim, destroy it.
Wait, what?
W-why?
It will force interaction with RISE.
You can go under Breckins' auspices as an ambassador if you want.
What?!
But there are civilians depending on this stuff.
Our plan is focused on the greater good.
Remember that.
Oh no, the greater good.
Can I not keep a little- a little- a couple for me?
Yeah, we got a smart, smart.
This seems like a dumb plan I won't lie. Oh my god. What? We're burning it all? Really? It's very long!
It's like 40 doses each!
Jade, I'm at the airdrop. There's no antics in here.
Oh no.
Shit.
They must have hurt me.
Where are the nightmares? Where are they?
Wish could I give them a 10.
Oh, hell no!
Holy shit, my ankles!
My ankles just fucked me, Dave-N.
Oh my god, I can see the blinders. Look at them. Look at them.
Can you see that field of view?
I don't want to hide, but I don't fucking want to see it.
I'm running out of ammo.
Oh no, I evaded it just to get Cormorant down this is bad.
Where we have to go?
Who the fuck was that noise?
I like to the safe house.
Oh, I died.
Oh no, that's not me.
I'm a level!
I was here to rush you, I'm sorry.
Oh no, it's fine.
I should just, I'm gonna kill myself.
AAAAAAAAH PLEASE!
GET OUT OF HERE!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Oh my god agility and power points are doubled at night.
Skipping a pursuit gives you a big ability points boost the longer you play outside of
the safe zone the more survival points you get.
Okay, where do you get hit at?
It's nighttime.
Oh wow, you get a lot of points for evading it.
That's cool.
Dude, the knights are fucking terrifying in this game.
Where did you spawn?
I don't know, I'm inside some house.
Oh no, that's where we started.
They aren't far from you.
Yeah, you are.
Oh, they're like roaming outside. That's terrifying.
Can they just wait till morning?
Uh, you can.
Where's the fun in that?
I live.
That's fun. Thimming.
Another Jody dropkick unlocked. Let's go!
Dropkick.
Alright, let's see...
I'm gonna see how.
Can you kill? These things are really impossible to kill, Chet.
Come on, I'm so far from you.
You literally make right across town.
Very hard.
You think a dropkick can kill them?
I think I brought them all to me.
Did you now?
Yeah.
Oh, I got a shielded point, so I'm evading them.
Oh, this is how long I've been traveling for.
Yeah, I think they're all on me. I don't know that could be wrong
Why do I hear that's me, sorry
Yeah, that's that's me I'm doing that that's my that's my dad. That's me and the boys. He's playing a little bit of horseplay, you know
I think you can sleep there if there's a tent.
What?
What?
What?
They can come in here?
Where are you?
They're in the fucking safe house, these fuckers.
I think like there's like a specific area in the safe house that they can come in through.
Can I sleep?
Is there a bed there?
There is, but I guess it seems like I need to be with you.
Maybe I can sleep if I go to a bed. Let me just see if there's a bed somewhere else.
Oh, you can't progress the nature you've had, but I gotta do it.
They got a fucking...
Alright, well, alright, well.
Should we, uh, should we, like, debate them all to me, or no?
Hold on, let's try.
You got it.
I believe in you.
If I get to you, is that what I have to do?
Yeah.
Should we distract them, or no?
I
The night is terrifying
Oh, you're gonna tell a pole. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna try
Well, that's friends can't get us games. They're great job
Oh, a cricket bat. A bloody cricket bat.
Nice cricket.
Aw, does he get like a teleport or something now?
Oh, me.
Oh, is it working? Hey!
Oh, it's working!
I was already gonna try to miss the way back.
Well, maybe it wasn't worth it.
I made it in one piece!
I made it in one piece, man!
Rar-ar-ar-ar-ar!
What's breaking on a top floor?
Can you get a axe?
You survived the night.
Too bad that run didn't work out.
So...
What, Beast?
Oh, bloody hell!
Come on. I mean, we need to answer...
Bloody hell, Breakin'!
No, but buying from Rise...
You can't be serious.
For God's sakes, I'll go. I'm not scared.
Absolutely not. We've discussed that already.
He didn't even discuss it. You just decided that I...
I'll go.
What?
Are you serious?
I didn't volunteer for this.
This rice guy has never seen my face before.
Clean slate, right?
We don't know that.
Everybody knows I have a big teeth.
Could you please keep crying to me the room, please?
I don't know, he seems to be more chill now, there's a little handshake.
I
All right
Oh rank up well bloody done
We can uh, I'm a rink up and level up us about rent
Getting get better at haggling shop prices are lower. Well, how do they make throwing star?
We don't do the money
I want better prices in the store
I saw well now we get tempted off there Breckin is so desperate he's ready to deal with the devil himself
I didn't skip that cutscene by the way I just know you did I just got plays and then goes I don't
I was truly understand it
Table Invasion Disable Duration
Confront the Nighthunter and get you you saying no for this chat, right?
Disable okay
I'm down
Jade yeah, I copied something wrong. No, no, it's still my time. We all appreciate what you're doing
because why don't we do that I'm doing it because if we don't get answers in
from rice people will start to die you know I met him here right after the
outbreak I didn't know him for that long but he was the best most decent man
I've ever known but I just want you to know that I don't blame you I'm here
the risk and crane we know that you too are taking a risk to do this for us yes
exactly look jade that you have to not that uh that like when I get back with
the answers in okay I'm lost I think there's always can see oh they're
I'm dumb, they don't know nothing.
You have a light too, what the fuck?
Yeah, I'm turning it off right now.
Where's the fucking shit?
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
You can't see anything.
I don't know, don't worry, just be blind.
blind
How can I move I can't see you stop your scab
Okay, scary
This is actually scary, what the fuck
You see what ran into the zombies
Oh
I
This is what happens when I can't fucking see you roll
It's all right, I'm sorry
I see you, and know who you are.
You don't want to see them, do you?
That's a good way to get to point.
Push me right, kid.
Good luck, brother.
I'm going to be in.
I'm going to be in.
Oh, dude, they're like on top of your body.
Is that a firecracker?
Oh, fuck!
What the- what happened?
I just outed myself.
I didn't mean to spray him in the face with that fucking EV light.
I
You're gonna be kidding me. I thought you appeared with one of them
Get out of this fucking hole
Okay, I think I found a way to get my bag of TPU
Don't shoot don't shoot
I'm here to see rice Brecken sent me
I can't even see the cutscene.
Uh, nothing so far.
Somebody's yelling.
mtp
Nice I didn't miss anything
Oh, no, they're gonna kill that guy from me
He's the guy from the south of the cutscene, I think.
The one that's impeding us in the street, I think it's him.
I think so, I can be wrong.
You have the look of the tower about you, what do you want?
I'm here to make a deal.
A deal.
For Anthazine, no doubt. Desperate times.
And what you offer in return, hm?
Your services? Your loyalty? Perhaps I should take both.
Talk to Kareem. He's one of ours.
Do what he asks of you, and their eyes will consider giving your people some Anthazine. Understood?
Understood.
I don't seem to have a choice. Perceptive.
So, what if we get to choose who we want to work for?
That guy's hand is gone!
What if we get to take the knife?
Knight survived!
Let's go inside.
What I don't know I think it's just him telling us like it's the whole process
What the fuck
I'm coming over
I'm coming
Fuck
You can constant contact over the radio that way I can make sure you get this guy
Where's that exactly? You're going to be climbing in ten at ours and switching on shortwave radio modulators
Most of my men are too slow to fat or too drunk to climb a tower like that without killing
If I do get the answers in that's between you and rice. I know better than to speak for you
Just don't fail
He doesn't handle disappointment very well
Oh wow, he's got some legendary weapons.
Short simple knife.
Short Gator knife!
Got a short Gator knife!
What if they're on the knife?
What could be good?
You're such a police patrol, what the heck?
What is limited industrial grade leech?
What is that?
What is?
You should buy it.
I don't know.
Sure, I'll buy it.
Why not?
I bought it.
Should I start selling stuff?
I mean, I guess the pouch is like, oh, sell all valuables, so you should press F and it
will sell.
Oh, cool.
things oh I am rich I guess these the police but I didn't get it I guess you
need like reputation or something cuz they're like little point things here oh
my god I bought two of those what I didn't read bra
Oh, she did promise. Okay, well, I guess that's useful.
That's easy, mate.
Don't know who you are, and frankly, I don't give a shit.
Close this on my side.
Okay, bro. Sorry, man.
Yeah.
Salute.
Salute, sir.
Can I refund? Ah, I'll just keep it. I mean...
If we can out we then bleed to a weapon which I guess sure sure
This is kind of cool, you know two-handed hammer though
For the nightclub we can make so you want to blind your enemies at the same time. Oh, that's interesting
Yeah, I mean
Are you serious?
Yeah, I mean that one in the kiss one.
Oh wow, okay.
He's like Rice's major.
Waaaaaah!
Alright, shall we head out?
Yeah, sure.
I guess we can head out now.
It's not night anymore so we never worry about those scary guys.
This thunder, the night is scary, it's good.
I've elevated the injurer.
600 Bella Headphones is so good he can't read me anymore.
True.
Oh, it's the guy with the, like, cloak and the magic wand again.
Crane. Expelliarmus!
Just met Rise. There's no question, that's Suleiman.
I have a gun!
Is he aware of your affiliation with us?
Who's the GRE?
That's my... that's the...
...the people who sent me into this place, right?
Yeah, I asked.
Remember the dead file.
Alright, I'll give you $2,500, nice.
I'm telecommunication.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
Hey, Al Capone, you ready to do this?
What exactly am I doing?
Radio communication has been pretty spotty in the quartet.
These modulators will help boost the signal, so RISE can communicate with Alps at the far reaches of town.
What's the benefit for everyone? Not just RISE.
Perhaps, but the Emperor must monitor his empire.
Is this gonna have to grab it again?
Oh, oh, we saved him, so he...
Oh, we got money.
Is that like a vacation point?
Oh, oh, I guess when we see people getting attacked, we can do that.
That's cool, I didn't know that.
Oh, this is like a stall.
Oh, I'm sick of this.
Oh, God.
Morgir!
Morgir?
Alcohol
Okay, I guess to oh
I was lost up here. Oh gosh
Oh skates
We say goss. Okay. It's goss gays the gays
Gessa
I get their version on your Spanish
I'll ask them for the gossap
I'll have that
GASSA GASSA
Over here too there's a guy
I'm coming
Outside of the building
This guy is just a fucking rampage bro, lovely game, he's on danger
he's just he's just literally on a rampage
oh he's on a rampage
oh there's a safe zone in there
oh yeah
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My favorite.
Oh my god.
Oh nice.
of
of
I mean, it's just you gotta get it. It's great
The boot market, though, I know
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
To do something onto the goon
That's very competition this hot
I have a weapon for Hunter Boone
Hunter Boone, Hunter Goon
I have a weapons upgrade
Hold on, Hunter Goon, quick we got two seconds
Okay, okay, okay
Oh, we missed out on Hunter Goon, is this serious?
No, what the heck, we missed it
What the heck?
That was a limited event
What the frick, man
Oh, we got it.
Now, we have a safehouse.
Oh, what the fuck?
Look at this.
What the hell is this?
Uh...
That's the gun.
Well, that would have been the game we hunted.
Obviously not dying from electricity.
Oh no, what am I doing?
It must be dying slowly, right?
I think so, maybe.
The fucking rebound.
Oh my god, uh
Why is it you've been not working on them?
What the fuck just hit me
Yeah, oh my god, look at the fucking
I was just
What the?
Make some bagpies for me.
Uh, so many insects said that UVs only work for vials at night.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That does make sense.
5xp for those guys dying, I'm off.
Oh, damn, that's sad.
Oh my god, he's pretty slap me.
What the fuck?
Oh, I'm in the bottles.
Yeah, explosion through them.
So close.
I'm surprised though that they're...
They're just over here.
Huh?
Are they gone now?
Yeah, they're gone. I killed them.
Oh, okay. Oh, that's a job.
Oh?
Oh, drop keg.
Drop keg.
Yeah, drop keg's the best weapon.
Did they get on fire for you to know this?
I don't know.
They do.
Oh my god.
Whoa.
That's not one of them.
I don't know why.
What the fuck?
Fuck!
Yeah, I do, because we were meant to kill him, dude.
It's always fun to experiment with, like, other things.
He's so dumb, bro. Look at him.
My god.
Dude, this guy's still alive.
I'm getting him. I'm gonna shoot him.
it is ass
it is ass
it is ass
oh
ahhhh
fuck
we're good again
get him with the drop
kid
I hit this guy, I hit so much.
It's ridiculous, I hit this guy so much.
Where did he find me on him?
Seven dollars!
Oh my god.
This guy is not doing well.
Oh my god.
This guy is not doing well.
I didn't get that.
I was gonna tell him something he was trying to do.
Oh, we got him, we got him, we got him.
oh my god
Oh my god, bro!
Fuck off, man.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You did?
You did?
They were playing our weapon.
Ah, yes.
Rusty reed knife.
keep that one that's the one we got from the guy's uh body i feel like it's worth
what should we get from this you didn't get one metal pile for the heavy rebar
okay one
try to get it
did you dismantle it?
yeah i did
i haven't yet i don't know
i did it okay
okay final
so based
i don't know what this conduct thing looks like but it's horrible
yeah
Well, we got a safe to ask you to go to the antenna this is fun, it's pretty great.
Yeah, it's fun.
What is it this way?
Uh, something here.
I don't know what this down symbol is though.
You see this like arrow?
Oh, hold on, I can't, let me try to take my pills first.
Oh, I had to draw.
Okay.
Oh, huge.
I'm on the airdrop, I don't see any.
Oh, yeah, you might have, you might be able to.
Oh yeah, you might have. You might be able to.
There's another scapegoat right next to us too.
Oh yeah?
Err, yeah.
We must activate all sea houses.
Alright.
There.
Oh, are you having a sex time?
I'm on my bed.
Why don't you just get in?
Do you know?
This is ridiculous.
I think it's kind of annoying to get medikits, to be honest.
It seems like getting the parts of them is kind of tricky.
I got a lot of alcohol and not a lot of...
Gauze?
You know what? I have opposite problems. I have more gauze than alcohol.
What?
This.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
H.
H.
We can get some...
Some... what do you call it?
Uh... XP.
pay oh wait wait it's in the way it's all the way
all right what's the good thing it's all the XP
160 is a decent amount
Do you keep hitting this game yet? Oh no.
Huh? Do you keep hitting this game?
I don't know. I wouldn't be able to keep hitting you.
Oh, okay.
I don't know if I...
People run?
Just people run.
Alright.
What the?
Bruh!
Are you lost?
That's it, lead. I won!
What?! How?! I literally opened the other one!
Okay, I'm fagged, buddy.
That's so fucked up.
Yank. Yank.
Wait, we got a lot of good stuff in that, I think.
Disaster relief on-site package. What is that? It's like, it's purple. It's, uh, orange.
Huh?
Oh, we got two makings, too. Hell yeah.
I guess we're gonna see the air drop.
we're in an active safe zone. Oh, the youngster. Awesome. Dude, look at this place, this is
huge. Hey, let's do it. This is so fun. I love the like, just fucking figure it out,
kind of vibe. I thought that was you screaming, I won't lie.
I thought that was you that sounded like you that sounded like you for real
The everchatt is literally saying same I think we all thought it was you I thought you fell
Why you feel up actually I'm done
It's a kill-missation-wha-wha-wha-huh?
Huh?
What's H?
H?
Hold H.
Okay.
Oh, we got 700 combat XP for doing that, so we're-kills the most zombies, all right,
bet.
Clear.
Off the way, Peter.
We got a job for that?
How are you gonna kill me?
You're not free!
Bullshit!
Are you gonna kill me?
Bullshit!
This is actual bullshit.
You're full. Full, really.
Oh, this is just-
You're a-
You-
I have you!
This is such a lie!
This is such a lie!
Finally!
I went in something you already won once okay, don't do any more okay, but you want all the drops and the drop ones
Yeah, I'm fast as far
Okay, let's save some for us. Hey, I said I'll rank down failure
All right, look there's a zip line here. I guess uh when we waited I didn't I can't see
I hope you had a good stream.
Oh, but get better at crafting.
Let's do it.
What?
Oh, I just unlocked like to get better at crafting, I guess.
Get better at crafting.
Hello, everybody.
We're playing Dying Light 1.
I'm just kidding, Connor is the best.
I'm the greatest to ever fucking do it.
It's weird, when I scroll, sometimes it just scrolls my chat as well, so we have a zip
line that we can use.
Hmm.
Oh my god, my fucking, my fucking obvious glitch to fuck out.
Really? Knocked out?
I don't know, world. That activity feed is all fucked.
Huh.
Okay, so we want to go back.
I-
I'm in my-
I'm in my-
I'm in my-
Oh.
Bro.
Oh, we can take this.
Where?
Big what?
Sublime?
You took the zipline? How did you do that?
Uh, you should see a little wire if you look, uh, towards the objective.
Go to that corner of the roof.
I went in the opposite direction.
Oh, fuck. I need help. I might have fucked up.
Uh-oh. I need your help.
Uh, yeah?
Could I need my help?
I need your help. I need your help right now.
Well, funny thing you say that, you know, we all help in different ways.
You think that might be dead now, Chat?
I promise, eventually I'll make it to you.
Whoa, that's pretty violent.
I'm fast as fuck. I'm fast as fuck. I'm the fastest girl on the block.
I'm fast as fuck. I'm fast as fuck. I'm the fastest fucking girl on the block.
Alright, hello. Do you have lockpicks?
Is it there?
Oh, oh, screen is run. Get up here.
Oh
Why the electrocute me oh, that's me, sorry
Oh look at this she's gonna she's bro. She's giving me the call
Okay.
Alright.
First of all, such these guys.
I killed two of these guys by throwing a gas canister at them.
Wow!
And then, this is a...
hard lockpick to do.
There.
The white creeper here, they were sitting on it.
That's why I came here.
Oh, this creep.
You got it, here we go, I trust.
Here, the coin, you never miss, Mouse.
Got it.
See?
I got it.
Oh, nice.
Oh, a pouch for me and a classic baseball bat.
And look at this.
Yeah.
I'm going to make more, I'm going to make more, oh I'm looking around, this is pretty
I'm hard
I did so much shit, though
I'm good
You got it?
No
You're dumb
I'm hard, look at that
I'll try and make, uh, I'll try and hit this one
This one's easier, can't I say?
What?
Dude, this is not easy, they're lying to me though.
Hold on, I'm gonna make more.
Okay.
Ambulance is open.
Oh, two medics, perfect.
Okay.
Do you want to try?
This one's difficult.
I can try.
What the hell is that fucking Willy Wonka ass weapon you have?
What do you mean?
What the hell is that?
Willy Wonka!
Excuse me, sir.
I mean Willy Wonka Weapon.
It's a very serious weapon.
I feel like I've gone through all the possibilities. Am I crazy?
That's where I was feeling.
It's by millimetres it's literally like super small this one has to be extremely precise
Who said pretend it's a woman? We'll be here all day.
Are you shimmy?
Oh my god, this is tough man
Why am I just sitting here?
Okay, it's not definitely on the right.
Look at this man, look at him, look at him trying to, look at him, look at him trying,
he's just crying.
I'm close to it.
Enjoy.
There's fucking guns in here.
I don't see shit, do you?
I wanted to give a chat together, I guess.
Should I hit me?
i got an american pistol
why is it empty for you?
completely empty for me
well i got a gun
i got a freaking gun
did you get anything in the medical one at least?
okay well i think that's worth it
uh... one of the guys requested a gun in one of the side missions so maybe that's
oh yeah also here come come
oh
oh
there's uh... i wonder if i could turn this power off somehow
ah it works now
What do you do?
Are there waves?
What the fuck is that?
My god.
Oh, it's out! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Shit!
WHAAAA!
Fuck!
Shit!
Let's build the safe house. Go to the safe house.
I can't come out of here!
I can't get out of here. You can't stop.
Just run! Just jump up! Jump up! What are you doing?
I can't!
I did it.
We can't come here. We've got no answers.
Fucking dumbasses
If I turn this back on they'll all die, but I don't know if that helps us
Maybe
It's a wall I can't turn it back on Jesus
There's no for us she can't size
Well, it's uh, interesting.
Alright, well, uh, fun.
Let's make some more lockpicks.
There's another, uh, white chest out there.
We can dropkick the city.
Dropkick?
We should.
Lockheed?
Spank the city's honest ass.
Hey, there's a traitor here.
Where really?
Yeah, he's just chilling out here.
What the hell?
What the hell did he get here?
I don't know, but he sells a lot of stuff.
Military shovel?
Seems pretty good.
72 damage is kinda crazy.
Claw hammer.
What the fuck?
Book plate also sounds pretty good, run up high on the level.
I'll do a military shovel, let's grab it.
Oh, look at that.
I'll rip it.
Alright, military shovels, here we go.
Where'd you go for?
I don't think I'm gonna... I mean the claw hammer is... seems like it's okay.
There's a break hammer and a claw hammer. Maybe I'll get some break hammer.
Hmm.
I'm off.
I want to buy something.
Let's see.
I want to go.
Just two doors.
Where'd you go?
Over here.
Left?
Uh.
Opening up this chest.
Oh, a military shovel that I just bought.
Oh.
But not as good to be fair.
It's not legendary.
Okay, that's good.
Alright, shall we? Let's finally go.
It's so easy to get distracted in this game.
Yeah.
Cream, I met the first hunter.
If the power's not on, we'll have to turn it.
There'll be a switch in the small building at the antenna space.
Ooh, there's a big guy.
Oh, yeah, let's do it. Goon.
Wait, what the goon?
Old H. Old H.
All right, first to kill the goon.
The goon must be killed with more competition ends.
Waffa goon.
Oh my god, he's getting a haircut.
Oh, it's damaged Stalin.
Oh, it's damaged Stalin. Look at that.
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus Christ. You use so much more damage than me.
WAAAAAAAH!
That's what I was trying to avoid.
Oh, God, I'm getting fucking gooned on. I'm getting gooned on.
We are all being gooned on.
What the fuck is happening you're gonna kill them one minute
I
Think I just got a lot of money
We recommend getting him the big guy's a lot of money on his body. Oh nice
Oh my god, I just lost 600 survivor points for like $2
There's no way I died doing that. I'm so fucking low IQ. Yeah, I'm incredibly low IQ
in this game
Hi, I was looting on the fucking firebug
No, I lost six hundred survivor points for that. It's so dumb.
That mouse beat me in the goon off.
I'm sorry I beat you in the goon off.
Turn on the intense manpower.
I'm shouting because this fucked-up infected motherfucker with guts hanging out of his mouth.
There's been a bunch of toxic snot at me!
Not a bad reason.
Damp him, gank him.
Oh, I got him on the ground.
Oh, nice.
Oh, he's already dead!
He killed him already!
Oh, that was easy.
But I guess that was dangerous in general.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, DC!
He's dead.
Oh, battery's in there.
Oh, it's a lockpick, hard, okay.
How's the medi?
That was easy.
Oh, money.
Oh, and a pouch.
Oh, good.
Oh, I got makeup.
Cool.
I love makeup.
Oh, the music in this game.
It's the power of fucking horns.
Good.
I'll head up to the top.
Oh.
Oh, ho-ho.
I love this.
This is literally my daily life.
This is what I do all the time.
It's the end.
700 points.
Well, you're gonna be me your way past me.
Yeah, I'm not the fact that you're gonna be me.
Yeah, it makes it fun, right?
So, like, take the...
Who's that little...
You, son of a bitch!
I saw that little wing taken.
What?
I saw that little wing, too.
You're gonna wing, cause I don't...
I don't know what I'm doing.
See, hustling me now, are we?
See, I fell.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, hustling me.
I see you're hustling games.
No, I don't.
I don't know which way to go.
Oh, but there's many ways up.
Oh, look, there's the, there's the thingy.
I appreciate it. You know how many you got to get, Bruce, so you're holding back. I get it.
I know what you're talking about
Fucking high up there
I'm not afraid of heights.
But you're getting to the IRL.
I don't know.
You haven't had to face to face with heights in a while.
Oh shit. Cream, someone already scavenged this thing for parts. There's nothing up here to switch on.
Oh yeah, I definitely can't go to the IRL.
Alright, until the next Intenit Power. It's not too far from there.
Is there a zipline down there?
No.
Are you on the ground?
No.
Oh god, what am I doing?
Okay, I can't get to you.
Follow me, sorry.
I'm sick though, I should.
Well actually, I guess it's okay because we have to go back anyway.
What are this for, are you back?
Oh, I'm still here at the antenna.
Oh, oh.
Well, you can come by down if you want.
Okay, is it over?
Yeah.
How do I get down?
There's another antenna.
You're supposed to be this.
What the fuck?
Look at these guys, bro, for HP.
Look at these guys, roughly HP.
I once lost skill points, why? What did I do?
Oh, I need a pipe.
My inventory's full already, how?
Oh my god.
I don't know how you don't have a lot of alcohol, I get alcohol from so many of these guys.
I don't know why I don't get them.
Yeah I don't know, I'm getting quite a lot I feel like.
I get a lot of gas, but I don't get a lot of alcohol.
I have 16 alcohol.
It's a sign?
Oh god, it's like the...
You guys over here?
and the answer is probably die horribly
oh
where is it?
I don't know, it's far as an ambulance over here
it's a big night trap
oh wait, wait, wait, there's these guys here
oh please
you should kill them
ambulance here with the pigs
yeah, we should kill these guys
Oh my god.
Oh, which guy is this?
This is strong.
Oh!
I wonder if I can dodge my dropkick?
This is unhurl.
Oh.
Is your guy?
Good night.
Okay, I want them all to hit him in the head.
Yeah, this guy's not really dead. That's fine.
Oh my god, for real.
Okay, he's dead.
and you guys that too nice we can kill these guys easily now
what's up in this chest so we get yo flares
disaster relief on site
I don't get a lock there but I know it's pretty chill I think
oh yeah I could do it oh you got it I need more med kits
Open it up.
Oh, I will.
It's okay, it means you're on the path to success.
What a cool game.
This game's awesome so far.
Hey, you made a kit.
Nice. Thank you.
What does it activate later?
Oh there's a light trap behind us.
Oh, so what's in this building?
Oh there's a lot of stuff in this building.
Oh god, I missed my job kick.
Oh, hey!
You stinker, who's that guy?
I don't know.
Oh, oh, oh, that's good.
Okay.
That was invincible.
Nice.
Alright, good luck.
May the best.
May the best, uh, murderer win.
Oh, my goodness, you're ready.
I'm not going to get them.
Oh my god.
I win.
Yes!
We're still a lot of zombies, aren't we?
You took a lot of zombies there.
Damn.
I can load all these guys.
There's tons of stuff.
Oh wow.
A lot of mission.
Oh my god, there's so much stuff to loot.
Most of it's money, but still.
I got a pouch from that one, that would be nice.
I gotta die.
Does hitting a zombie with like low stamina does not kill it?
Uh, I don't think so. I think it does nothing. And like if you hit it, I was realizing that my weapon kept needing to be repaired and if you hit it with a weapon that's not repaired, that's broken.
There's like no damage, yeah.
Oh, I knew that one.
Yeah.
That's why I already...
Oh, I guess if enough time passes, that body just like, drops all the shit.
Yeah, like, it's a little, like, loot package.
Little, like, little drug bag.
Yeah, little tiny drug bag, just broke.
Yeah, look at this, there's loads. Loads on the ground, what the fuck?
There's way easier to loot too.
I wish you could just wait for them to all despawn.
I don't realize that.
If you keep burning, I do keep burning myself to get more shit.
This is awesome. Look at all the shit there isn't here.
There's so much shit.
Did you get what was in the ambulance?
Uh, the one you opened up earlier?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got that.
The cash register in here is all the hundred bucks.
Good. Inside the train station?
No, no, no. Inside this building.
Building where I'm puttin' on right now.
What, up the stairs?
Inside the bus station.
What?
My help.
Thank you.
He's dead.
That's pretty wow. We killed a lot of fucking...
Yeah, we cleared out this whole place.
You're a fucking ballistic. Oh, behind you.
Dude, that weapon's crazy.
Yeah.
But I think I got a... I got an upgrade. Oh, I am a survivor skill. No, wait.
I do in these ones you get better fighting game will stand and receive a new set of combat abilities
Better at free-running
All right, well, there's a lot of killing
We can't get this killing thing I favorite part is when they scream
Let's go down everywhere.
Holy shit.
Lodz. Lodz. More Lodz.
I don't know if I might be able to make some fucking explode, Jesus.
Yeah, it's kind of crazy.
Uh, maybe some of us have some extra gear.
Fuck, you just hit me.
who's in here those are survivors
what the fuck is this guy
oh this guy is so aggressive
oh I'm going
oh I'm up
I'm clenna
Open the building?
Yeah.
I'm trying to make the safe house safe.
Make the safe houses safe.
Make the safe house safe in here.
We need to make them safe.
Oh, you bloody...
What the...
Oh, H, okay.
Hop on H.
what the fuck all right sure 800 800 combat points oh my lord there's only left i lost
i think i killed them all oh my god what do you mean i didn't know
Oh, the antenna, wait, there's something over there, there's a blue thing over there too.
Where?
Hmm, see it?
Like blue arrows and stuff over there.
Huh, blue, blue.
Oh, what is this?
Ow!
What is that?
You can't get us all.
Do we have guys here?
We have guys in the street.
Oh, they got hostages.
Oh, they got hostages.
Oh, we should go and help our friends.
How are they going to you?
They are going to me.
I was going to throw a grenade.
Probably not the last one.
You killed that guy in one hit.
What the fuck?
They're mental.
fuck you
God damn it, not again, man
what?
I'm gonna medic it, nice
ah, give him a dropkick
oh wow, I can just take that, damn, he's actually dead
nice
I'm gonna fucking save these guys
Got me loose
We saved them we're heroes. You're very welcome now give me a mask
Oh, well, we'll we'll love for that damn
damn that's... are you there?
they're better crafty
oh he gave her something too
do you have a fancy?
he gave me 89 books
oh a paladin handling plus durability
that sounds great let's do that
take them on and off at any time
okay so this safehouse sorry let's actually
figure it out
oh no
Oh no!
Now I go back.
Where do we go?
Upstairs.
Upstairs?
Yeah, to firm upgrades.
That's a look at my shovel now.
my shovel is the greatest shovel of all time now okay wait wait we can sleep
here though it's a safe house
I think
yeah wait until night you can do that on it well they said it's gonna get
stock soon so we can go out let's go outside at night time let's see what's
What's up there?
No!
Oh, they're outside.
Okay.
There's more XP outside.
Ten hours later.
Damn.
We really said what if we were cowards?
Oh, I think it's ten.
You were saying?
Wow, why are they fucking banging on the door so loud, man?
Shaw.
Oh, man.
I'm playing.
Oh, ambulance.
Ambulance!
Support, mate.
All the blocks next to you, too.
Ambulance open.
Help, please forgive me!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
She's fucking ballistic, mate.
We got you a bachelor, so rather.
Done.
Nice, what's inside?
Coffee.
And a classic baseball bat.
A monkey range.
Oh, another ambulance.
There's a police car here too.
Oh god, good luck.
I
Really there
Okay, well I still fucking sell the strays man. What the hell
fuck off mate you got a fuck right off
I thought I got protected you you're so close to death like four times I'm sorry
I don't know why they're out right now
you have it right
so I hope it's soon I got it hey nice oh brick and sub stomach down oh cool I
got some cool shit would you a gun to get
German 9mm oh god there's like body bags here
I'm so fed!
What?
That drop stolen?
I knew I had the fucking apple.
You good?
Get one of that.
Oh, they're coming for us.
I'm in for it.
You ready?
I'm a gay comeback, right now.
Seriously?
Oh my god, oh my god, it's hurt me.
Oh, I see.
I look at you.
One more, one more.
I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.
I like one of so good this gives great
Oh no my weapons broken I can't I can't
Oh just wait till you get enough pieces
What pieces do I need to get?
I don't know I think it varies per weapon though is what I've noticed cause some weapons
I can fix some weapons I can't
I can level up my agility.
Wait, what?
Oh, no, power. Sorry, power I can level up.
Powerful blow that deals massive damage, or uses more stamina.
But how to use weapons more efficiently, no weapons lose durability much more slowly.
Oh, wow, it's amazing.
You can only fix a weapon a certain number of times? What?
Oh, wait, I do see that.
I do see the number now, the two...
Oh, you gotta scrap that boy.
Clear area? Wait, why?
Oh, this is area.
I
Didn't fuck shot that person
I was scared.
It's like exploded like it was a cutscene in a movie that they're like,
Hey there, partner, how do you need?
Yeah, I look like a movie.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Die, please.
Oh god, yeah.
I'm sure I don't.
Hey, that guy?
He's going to track all the zombies if we...
Like, hit his... like, the canister on his back?
Yeah, he's annoying as fuck.
Are you gonna drop me a gun to death?
I mean, I don't know. Oh, I just dismantled the brick hammer.
I don't know if that was a good idea.
I might.
I really don't know where you can deal with him.
Can't remove the mods.
Okay I killed the guy with the canister with that exploding.
wait could i possibly deconstruct it and make another one
maybe
Flags can be used as portable safe zones i didn't know that
just look at the supermarket over here
I
Don't think we can go down
There's shit mark over here
Oh, what, look at this.
Biomedical waste.
What the fuck, oh shit.
There's two ambulances here.
Yeah.
You should.
They're surrounding them.
Look at this one.
Oh, why the fuck did I do that?
I'll blow it.
What is the way to end this build-up?
Attention shoppers.
I would like to ask a member of our staff.
I need some help.
We need help with.
I need the best stuff I can.
I need the best freaking deals.
We are the greatest deals you got.
The music is crazy.
I
So
Well, there was an a drop on here one point
Maybe at some point it's come in here like turn it on. Let me know if it's your turn away
Okay.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Don't let him get in your way.
How about me?
Undertaker shovel.
It's the Undertaker!
Let him jump in, huh?
What the fuck do you want?
Uh-oh.
Good luck.
I'm never gonna make you fall.
800 agility for me?
Yes.
Maybe a 10 second head shot. Go.
Oh, I don't like that.
Why not?
Oh my god, that's terrifying.
Oh my god, I'm just gonna be fucking died.
What am I doing?
Ow, okay, well, now you can genuinely win.
I'm at the bottom.
At the bottom?
Yeah.
That's impossible.
Why would I let me fall behind this?
I don't understand.
I'm actually like unable to get up here.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm actually like unable to get up here. What the fuck?
Like this isn't climbable look at this
Huh?
You should give me a head start. Fuck me
I can't climb this anymore
I sure hope this fucking climb is worth it.
This is pretty scary.
This is pretty.
How exciting.
Alright, we're so close.
I'm not sure.
Fuck!
That's pretty solo.
It's crazy, this is insane!
This is scary!
I'm behind you.
Wait, how do I...
I'm gonna die!
Why? You're not gonna die? How do I...
I won, but I died because I couldn't grab the fucking pole.
Well you gotta turn it on don't come don't fall down you have to tell me where is it?
I don't know it's somewhere at the top.
Oh I have to give my boy a meal.
Yeah I trolled.
Oh my god bro.
That's still a W.
I won but at one cost.
I'm coming I'm coming.
Oh, I know, sir.
Are you spawning the tower, at least?
Okay, I do.
Okay, I kind of like what you did.
I trust you a bit.
Thank you.
Look at all the glory.
Look.
You scared.
Now you got it.
I don't know.
I'm not a kid, I'll put you to sleep.
At least.
Let's go, Mouse.
Let's go, Mouse.
Oh.
I have to go from the outside!
Oh, spicy.
Streaming the trolley.
I believe in you.
I don't think I can do it.
You can do that, you can do that.
I don't know.
What?
Ow!
It didn't let me grab it!
Oh no, I think I went out too far.
You're too far?
I don't know how!
You've doubted the challenge?
I
Roll Tom cruise dude
Where's the electrical box?
It didn't let me touch the one below.
Okay, I'll go now.
Let me touch the one below.
Okay, I'll go now.
Oh, I passed it too.
Oh, I found it.
Where is it?
We can go up there because we can, uh...
We can do that sometime.
Did you get it?
Man, this thing's still intact.
Let's see if it was worth the hassle.
Second transmitter's up and running.
Is it working?
That's not right.
Was there anything up there?
Oh, there was a flag.
Where are all the flags?
There was a flag collectible.
That sounds fun.
Get it.
What the hell did you get up there?
Get the go and jump on the flag.
Yeah.
Oh, what the hell did I just even do? What kind of like shenanigans did I pull?
Okay.
Ah.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Ah, what should we do next?
I guess we can take the zip line.
Let's take this one.
I'm going to catch this.
Fuck!
Did you see my body?
Did you see my body pass you by?
Yeah.
That was funny.
It was pretty funny.
Okay, okay.
And that's all that matters.
Okay, no exciting zip.
Oh, God!
Are you okay, Laura?
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh!
So fucking sick.
Oh, no, no, no, I can't do anything. Just cut it out, mate.
Oh, you got a piece in my...
There's, um...
The ambulance?
Yeah. There's the man in the middle of the road.
There's the man in the middle of the road.
Ah, true. Let's get out of here.
Well, look at these police bikes.
Well, there's a safehouse here.
Wait, what's this?
Oh, there's a shop right there.
Is that a limited time one?
I'm the most loot.
That sounds fun.
Let's get it.
Uh, every picked item counts, items have different values, okay?
Okay.
Goodbye!
Oh, wow, thank you for opening this.
Is a lock picking one?
King? What's king?
I thought I was some kind of king in this cabinet right here.
I think I'm lying.
Me, I was better with you
Raheem?
What?
Come on, my pleasure
Yeah, I think I'm out of one
Oh, I got a king, which is the first oil weapons statistics
Logistics I got a look at I got like a legendary item. Oh, it's just like my chains
Yeah, I guess it's like if you just happen to get the thing save King don't use it next
He's got a plane hammer what kind of shelter him
Composite baseball bat crude pick classic baseball bat playing hammer
Like how much things pretty good and the durability is pretty high
I'm a super fun.
Oh you can buy a Supply Shroom too.
I think String I need a couple of.
I'm a Supply Shroom.
Oh, pal, give a blade to King Kong.
Okay.
Come here.
Thank you.
I've got a special deal for you.
Uh, does the Scythe house ever hear me from there?
He says he has a special deal for me.
Oh, the towel? Or...
What is that?
Right off the bat.
Ow.
I forgot that jump.
You're close to the connective skipper.
There's two zombies up there.
Wingo!
I'm going to go to the other side of the road.
Damn, this hammer's got a nice hit to it, damn.
Come on in, come on in.
Oh my god.
No stairs, come on, no stairs.
Exploded his head. Oh my god.
This room is too fucking big for a nice small bath.
Oh, see you, oh my god, scared me.
Scared me a little bit there, yeah, scared me a little bit.
Hey, safe zone unlocked.
Oh my god, I'm too fat.
I felt through the fucking ceiling
I fucking fell through it
Where's the guy coming?
Really?
Oh he was.
Oh I see him.
I'll try and lockpick this.
In here.
I'll lockpick.
Oh show it, premium throwing star.
Premium?
As opposed to a basic abitron.
I like premium.
I also like premium things
I'm just fucking around.
Oh, there's a police.
Police fan here.
Where'd you go?
Alright, let's try it.
Yeah, it's gonna suck me with that in Chicago.
me Sonic. Hello. I'm here.
Securing area.
Securing area.
Oh.
Hello.
Oh.
Close.
Got it.
Got it?
American pistol shock on ammo
Is that a good rarity at least
That's all you got last time
We lost
of
the
of
the
Hey, Gray. You got a second. I want to batch you to somebody who really wants to talk to you.
Boom.
Huh? Who?
It is Kari Gray.
Damn.
Oh, that's the one.
I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm in a small group of survivors all the time.
We call ourselves the Enderman.
The Enderman?
I thought it was the Enderman.
Enderman!
You went to a dream for a vacation.
We didn't know if anyone else in the city was alive.
I just wanted to let you know how grateful we are. You've given us a small measure of hope.
Uh, well, I'm happy now.
He's kind of shy.
If there's ever any way we can help you, Mr. Great, please don't hesitate to ask.
Okay.
Sure, buddy.
We're here.
Let's go talk to Marius!
You're gonna have a little chat.
Embers would be. I just think they said Enders. I thought they said Enders.
Have a little chat.
Hold on. My Uber Eats just got here. Can I grab it?
Yes, Uber Eats.
I got my depths.
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I got my Uber Eats.
If you're gonna be a doko me, I'll see you at my meet and greet at 9.15.
I'll be at my meet and greet at 9.15.
I'm going to be in my meeting greet at 9.15.
Well, this time of year it is pretty big.
Let me see if I can get a picture so you can see it.
Let me see if I can get a picture.
I think it's... is it you?
Nope.
Is it here? Nope. Is it in this trap? Here it is.
I'm gonna get it. Save. Save.
Check this out.
Where am I?
Where am I staying?
Hold on a minute, take off the display light.
Where am I staying?
This is for the panel.
I'm having a panel tomorrow.
But today is my meeting week.
Tomorrow is the panel.
I'll be on the stage and they can ask me questions.
Myself for panel? Yeah, thanks.
You'll ask me questions at the panel.
MOTHER HWAGLE!
What the fuck?
I'm going to have a doctor appointment.
Oh no, I cancelled it.
I have a meeting with...
I have a meeting with...
I have a meeting with...
That's going to be the panel.
Very good.
Great.
Blue print.
Out purpose toxic striker?
Who's that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's a toxic striker?
I'll buy it.
Why not?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
What's up?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Did you ever like Futurama?
What?
Did you ever watch Futurama?
I love Futurama.
Really?
Yeah, it's one of my favorite...
It's actually like my favorite...
American cartoon.
Oh, you like western animations?
I do, and it's a great one.
It's very good why that's one of those two I was talking about the other night
I don't know but how could that show us it's great but the final season was not
that good didn't they do a re remake or something it was it was like really
bad it's rough bro cuz like I feel like the one that they did they did one where
it was like it came back from the dead and like it was just so bad there's
this one episode that I think is like the worst episode that the show has ever
made. Okay. And it's the one where they parodied, they parodied the iPhone.
Oh, and it was weird. They parodied that like the iPhone, it was like an iPhone parody. And it
was just so fucking bad, because it dated the show so bad. And I feel like the charm of Future
Rama was that it was just so clever that never dated itself. And it was basically relevant
like all the time but in the the iPod slash like I it was I think it was like the iPod or whatever
I don't know what the fuck it was like an Apple product but like they dated it so bad because
they filled it with so many pop culture references that I was just like oh my god this is so
terrible it was just very bad oh I don't remember it was pretty bad bro
And I always felt like the show was so good because it never relied on pop culture references
to like like it had it was weird it was like there were some but like that particular episode
was nothing but like a long running pop culture reference it was just so like that's pretty
bad.
I think that show exposed me to Richard Nixon more than anything else I did at that time.
Yeah, I honestly like I learned most about Richard Nixon through the show.
I was really shocked that I found out he wasn't the talking head of the jar.
I was like, what? Really?
He wasn't he wasn't I'm a race by the way for race
I love I think yeah, my favorite episode was the old robot they were
hmm my favorite is the coffee one the coffee one really yeah we drinks a hundred
coffees and just to have them oh that's like the best one
you not only did the job but you made it back in one piece
can I get some antizan now did you think I would be satisfied so easily
you still have plenty to prove look we really need the drugs let me have them
now and then I'll come back and do whatever. You'll get anthezine when I say you get it not one
second before but I'm established I am not unreasonable to all that I ask of you and I will
give you not one but two crates of anthezine. Crates? All right fine what do you want me to do?
This will be different from your exploits on the antennas it will require a bit more persuasion
,
I believe I know the answer
Oh, talk to Karim before I decide you are no longer with the trouble.
Okay.
I'm always worth the trouble.
Are you?
Yeah.
Ah, my friend, Rice likes you, I can tell.
Yeah, how?
Because you are still among the living.
The task at hand isn't as easy as can be.
You simply have to make a few pickups from some nearby settlements.
So simple. So simple, I bet.
The first is Jafar's wheel station.
Jafar?
It's just these two here.
Jafar!
But bear in mind, not everyone you talk to today will be in a cooperative state of mind.
I'm sure you can be convincing, though, no?
Oh, no.
Right, so we have to go.
Does this guy have anything good to sell?
Right.
Yeah, I like a toxic thing, but oh
Mostly cause I'm gonna buy the cause
I feel like I constantly never enough health kits. Oh, okay. Oh
Yes, you can't say I'm surprised the rise went back on his word
It's storming.
The map's pretty big.
Well, actually, this is one area.
Everything bad about what's happened is eating with them.
I hear like my faults.
You hear your thoughts?
Mm-hmm.
What do I mean?
Oh.
Hold on.
What's in here?
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
What's in here?
I'm going in into the deep.
This?
Not a bad idea.
Well...
What is this place?
The game automatically put me a million pieces behind you.
I'll wait, I'll wait.
Okay, damn, go.
I don't understand.
What is this?
What do we do here?
Is this it?
Is this it?
There ain't no fucking way this is it.
GG, bro.
That's it?
Okay, we really need to start readying the competition, Connor.
You can't just accept every single competition.
No, this is awesome.
And now we're stuck in here with anything you know.
Yeah, what do you think of it?
Not really.
Look.
I need to get my, uh, my win.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I know how it feels.
I know how it feels.
What a weird room.
And it just has one fucking little check.
Yeah, it looked like we could turn the valve, but it didn't matter.
It's very odd. Oh, it's like this building.
On the...
Is there anything in here that you can like change?
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, you can get him?
Oh, thank you.
Is it a hard lock though?
Fuck.
Take me.
I am.
Ready.
I have cell phone.
Yummy!
No, I'm too.
Come on, I'm cleaning your alcohol.
What are you not getting in here? I'm getting so many.
I'm going to trap a filthy man in here.
Oh nice.
Don't forget to open this.
Oh yeah, send it on.
Oh, it goes.
Finally.
I'm going to-
I just got like two alcohols from these guys.
Alcohol.
Another alcohol.
I didn't know what night it was.
It does now.
So based.
I don't know if you can get on this train or something.
You can close the doors behind you to keep somebody's ass, nah, I can get in there.
Red, I'm coming.
Oh.
Titan.
Let's see what our boss has to say.
I
Crain here report
Another job for rice
This one's pretty dirty. He's forcing me to collect the money. He's extorting from a nearby village
Just do what he asks and stay close to him
Remember what's at stake?
Yeah, crane out read the bad guy
I'll give you a go, go.
Yeah, what about that?
I think so.
I think we all.
Hey, well.
Don't draw on it too much.
Boys will be boys.
I think I just want to be able to be healthy.
I'm healthy.
Oh, there's some kind of commutation.
Is that what you missed here?
Random Encounter?
Let's go there.
Close.
I saw that.
No.
Oh, this is Random Encounter.
Right there.
What?
I
Was it this guy
Oh, okay.
Holy shit! Why when I was picking the log?
Ugh!
I have points for alive and dead.
Yeah, you do get points for being a team player.
Wow, I guess you should die more.
Mentory 4.
Oh my god.
This here is...
Oh now your health goes up to 35 and you're like resting.
Competition time!
Oh my god that's a lot of zombies on top of us.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm trying.
Oh my god
Oh my god it wouldn't let me look like stuff.
You have me that too.
You're gonna be the one.
I killed him.
You're gonna be the one.
Now this weapon is broken so I can't use it either.
I got one more of that left on my good weapon.
Make the safe house safe again boys, that's fine.
What the fuck he's got in here?
Yeah, I gotta turn this on.
Oh, that's safe.
Hey, I leveled up my survivor range.
More backpack space!
Yay!
Ooh, that's so nice.
I can't use these weapons. What's the point of me having them anyway?
Uh, you could, uh, like, craft them later on.
Not in this mental.
Hey, monkey, Frenchman, you're...
What are you calling me?
monkey rain you can go over to the other safe house it needs to be saved at all
this game is so sick
it's kind of relaxing in a weird way
Oh
Oh
Oh my god, it's a fast one
Yeah, trust you
I won't let you down.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, perfect.
I gotta kill this one too.
I'll crack the right one now.
What do you got?
A hammer and a paladin.
Oh, paladin's a mod. That's a pretty good one.
Oh, well, I'll go down to the left.
Yeah, alright, let's keep going. It's a safe house.
So, let's sit somewhere.
What the fuck is this place?
Whoa look at this.
That's what we ended up with.
Those are shit on the boss.
Oh, nothing here though, oh actually there's a police fan.
It's gonna be tougher on my...
Spotlight's on you, bro!
Hey!
You're a crude pet. What'd you get?
Exquisite short knight.
This is kind of crazy
What the fuck are you serious?
I missed
Walkers!
We need Daryl Dixon quick!
It's kind of gonna yell. Why do you ask if I'm...
Oh look at this
Red Grimes! Red Grimes!
Very nice.
Oh, that's me.
Thuring Stiles.
Correction screws.
I
Think that's good across the building here covered in quarantine tape. You know what it is
Oh
hospitals when the outbreak started. Things fell apart pretty quick and the building was
abandoned. It's chock full of miners, but it's also a chock full of supplies. You can
ride it while you're in a blue craggy.
You found a new world scene zone.
Oh well we can go in. It's going to be hard. Maybe you're not.
How did you go in?
Oh
Balls or any of one that gets I'm kind of not really
The random encounter
You can turn that
Survival.
How do you want this one the best time?
What the fuck?
Oh, damn it. How do you fucking go for it?
Where is she?
Over here.
Alright.
I've hit one of them by accident.
Oh.
I don't know.
Oh yeah.
What have we got?
What have we got?
What?
That was strange.
Well then we got money from them for doing it.
What the fuck?
I don't know.
Huh?
Huh?
There's another one there.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Or is he British?
Safehouse unlocked.
Nice.
And now we can go to the...
The objective.
It's pretty close by.
Look at that farm suit.
It's all got a thing on it.
Oh, I'm going to let's...
Look at that farmer's boots, they all got a thing on them.
Oh, I wonder what's...
What are you looking for?
Oh, God!
Damn, bitch! What are you doing alone?
Come on!
Ah, medkits in the back here. Two medkits.
What did you get?
A medkit.
That's pretty good.
Come on, do the medkit!
I think... we can open the store.
Where's the other door though?
The door at the bottom? The red doors I think mean open from the other side. I've noticed.
So I think when we go down you can open the future ground floor.
I think you can open it.
I'm fucking nasty at bar four.
I'm gonna open the door now.
Oh.
Open the door.
You can ransack it, go ahead.
Ransack!
There was great world ransack.
It's got a good energy to it ransack.
It does.
the sun's sinking fast. You've got less than an hour to return to your safe houses.
Oh shit.
After that, you'll be on your own.
Uh oh.
Alright.
I'm not that I was safe, huh?
Oh, this is a cool area. We've even been here before.
Where?
Um, you should see me on the map. It's really close by.
Oh, okay.
I guess even if you have like the
They're like weapons that are like you all used up. You can still probably craft them to other stuff, right?
There's some value there still.
I always say imagine.
Oh
Durability persists after modified hours. You do it right away. I'm done
My time
It's not
I thought it was just dust in the air.
It could be, to be honest.
Daytime.
Oh, no, it's ash.
Ash.
I'm making stuff.
I invited you to a challenge.
Well, I'm making stuff right now.
Wait, I can pause water the menu.
So we're both in menu, the game pauses.
Oh.
That's interesting.
I guess I can look at mine.
Damn, 20,000 XP to the next survivor rank.
That's a lot.
Join, join, join!
I didn't do it in time.
You did that intentionally.
Oh, I did it!
Oh, I'm gonna go there anyway.
Now we don't get XP.
I'm sorry.
It's okay, we don't play vintage story.
I don't play vintage story.
What?
We don't play vintage story.
I love vintage story.
As a man, I like to play vintage story.
You don't understand the difficulties of vintage story.
It doesn't concern me, bitch, you're a die.
What are you talking about?
You better go.
I'm going to blow up a blow with him.
Who are these fucking zombies getting involved?
Oh my god, he's the guy.
That's
Guys not in a laddering position
What is that
That's the Raleigh
military shovel and five military throwing knives okay now we can go back to the objective
She's the complete opposite way.
This way!
But, I mean, that was a free area.
I love that.
That was beautiful.
Aaaaaaaah!
Oh my God, I feel like there's more and more coming every day.
Oh my god, he's serious, car.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Damn.
down
Karim by the wheel station
talk you long enough
get the job done and make it fast
this is just the first stop
I've made a fucking kebab over here
I'm making a special one there
I'm wanting to sleep for a long time
Oh, I find the most loot competition.
I'm down.
Hey.
Yeah, who wins?
Why did I spawn out here?
I spawned here.
But where?
They're looting here?
I guess in here, yeah.
Oh my god, this is so confusing.
Wait what the fuck? There's like no loot in here.
What the fuck?
Bro, sometimes this challenge is like...
I'm like, what?
Gonna be around the base then?
What do you mean?
Ah, train dollars, GG.
I was like, taste like a round.
This is so goofy.
What did you find it?
I just found it in a trash can.
Okay, here we go.
Ugh.
My earring.
How did you get in the safe house?
I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.
Oh no.
I've never seen you before.
For all I know you're just some random asshole fuck off
Tell you what how about I break both your legs and drag you through the streets back to Rises place, huh?
Then he can explain to you that you should have cooperated
Okay, okay Jesus you are one of Rises thugs
You guys are the only ones who act this shitty
Here here is your money take it if I have to come back here
You won't get any more attitude
Me cars are so cars
Just don't hurt me, alright?
Because of Sue Castle.
Because of Sue Castle.
Karim, it's me.
Try to do it.
So I just threatened to break an old man's legs.
And it worked, didn't it?
Next you collect a tribute from the Fisherman's Village.
Head east to the tunnel entrance.
There are messes.
The Traymane.
I had to let you see to any melee weapon.
That's kind of cool.
Ooh, hook blade.
Look at that.
Mindsel's a garden sickle.
There always meets us, dude.
You've learned how to craft Ben Franklin's key.
Oh, Ben Franklin, right, because you got struck by lightning.
That's something I think.
They don't really teach us that story.
I love that for TV shows.
Yeah, I mean, why would they?
Seems like a weird guy.
I
Infected to remember believe me. I'm motivated
Yes, I
Holy fuck!
Let's go.
Oh, look at these guys.
Oh, and fucking crime.
Haha, bro, one's dying.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
You're the bad guy.
I am the bad guy.
I guess you think you are.
Stomping is big.
Stomping a guy is big?
He's stompin' on his weenie.
Not bad, yeah.
I don't know, I thought we'd just have to kill them.
Well, they're the love of the game.
Well, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm not talking about the love of the game.
I'm not talking about the love of the game.
We just have to kill them for the love of the game.
Well, that's a curiosity, honestly.
A cricket bat!
Or a jewel box.
Oh, I got a jewel box.
How much does that worth?
I got a cricket bat.
500.
A cricket bat's good.
Oh.
I'm going to play a game of gentlemen's.
I can't wait to play cricket.
Oh
The absolute statements place
No majority level up nice
Oh, they started the composition I just ain't out of that
Holy there's a lot around here.
The fuck did I shoot them?
No!
No!
No! No!
No! I'm not dead!
Oh, I'm coming!
You're good.
Oh my god, I was beating the shit out of them.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck are they doing down there?
Oh no. I don't know if I'm going to do this.
I believe in you.
I was wailing on so many, you might be the doubt.
Now, now, now, I'm distracted.
What's up you two? Thank you.
Mother, order an edge!
I'm coming out of there.
Did I aim your head?
I thought I was aiming at the head, but I guess I wasn't.
Look at that, bitch.
Alright, now I want to run some ass or fucking metal explosive.
Uh, yeah, I think that was you.
Me?
Aw, that didn't sound correct.
I don't know, sounds like it might have been you.
So far, just a bunch of bags.
Look at a little bit of money.
Nothing to write home about.
Oh, police fans here, though, are these like actually...
Oh, these are lock pickable.
three of them all right well fuck it let's try this this uh there's more to
yeah oh let me see where's the book picking recipe we got too many recipes
now if I was in the right fucking tab that would help them out
how was that
I got this pretty quick last time oh yeah yeah
Oh, oh, fuck.
Okay, got it in three.
Ah, okay.
What?
What did you see?
It's open.
It's open.
Oh, American 9mm pistol and another paladin.
I'll pound and skewered
Inventory full, wait, am I falling bullets?
How does that work?
I guess I haven't used the gun at all yet.
Just can't stall that's how it is.
I didn't see so much ammo, oh okay.
Alright, well there was another...
Oh this goes all the way in, but there was also a...
Oh what the fuck is in here?
Is it one shot?
Oh wow.
Look out.
Oh no.
What happened to them?
Run.
Run.
What's this creepy?
We're coming.
Oh hell no.
What?
Oh
Great new zombie time, huh?
You cream I just saw something I've never seen before this huge loaded infected just fucking slowly what what yeah?
We call them bombers
Some of us use them to go on my
Shot them and they take out everything in a three meter radius
Kidding me keep your distance, and you'll be fine
but what about the carrier? was he there? no I didn't I didn't see anybody just
fucking zombies all right you'll have to go to the village directly I suppose
look for a man named Gersol Gersol Gersol
I'm not a good guy.
Gargle.
Eeww.
It stinks.
Hmm.
I'm a luck-freaking.
Huh?
Oh, I got it.
Yeah, got it.
Nice.
I got it.
I got it.
Nice.
I got it.
Nice.
I got it.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, mercenary. Here's some good mods.
Cock-Blade.
Cock-Blade?
Cock-Blade.
Did you unlock the Cock-Blade?
Oh, yeah.
I've unspent skill points.
Oh, I thought I got two levels here.
Picking during a slide breaks enemies legs. Press E while sliding to execute.
Interesting.
How do I attack?
Sturdiness too.
Strike the ground with a powerful blow that topples enemies' whole control while in midair to execute.
Hmm.
probably see more damage I can get that same we're freaking me out and oh god
Get out get out get out
Just there we go
You're coming for us I know
This is where did we so this is all just to get to this pop
I ignore him bro.
Defend me, yeah?
Defend me, right?
Uh, sure.
If I haven't sent you one, I won't miss out on this.
Americans.
American, American, American.
Okay, okay, American, American.
American, American.
There's a whole white thing past this wall.
Oh, wait. Oh, I see. This is like the new area.
I think it's a new area.
America.
Oh, yeah. This is the bridge I can see earlier.
That's so cool.
God bless America.
That's what I'm saying.
America.
Freedom.
give them a taste of the American freedom
yeah
very good
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Join the Goon Hunt
Join the Goon Hunt
Gooners!
Gooners! Gooners! Gooners!
Oh
I did one damage to him, that's how much my life is saved.
I lost?
Fuck saved.
What are you doing for me?
You should have assembled the boomer.
then with the boomer
oh I didn't know
you're laughing
I don't see his laughing anymore
oh he's coming
the boomer
he's dead
where the hell is this guy
What the fuck what the fuck is killing me? What the fuck is that?
Alright well I'm dead
Fine, fine fine
Wow
Jesus Christ. Why would they fucking die?
Well, there's two way for that now, isn't it?
I've been doing a lot of things in my life, don't I?
Medium right corner dude. I was getting cut to live that mouse is like
That's what that is. I was not I'll long
I was just told
I mean that is their goal, to be honest with you.
Our core. Our core.
Our core. Oh shit, I think my leg.
I'll take a mince. I'll do this.
You know how I happen to stink.
You know they're making a smile dog creepypasta movie?
okay what are any of those words mean you just can't smile oh what the hell is
a smile dog is this like some kind of what's up dog kind of thing I don't
know what this is
Oh, creepypastin movie, Neon is producing it!
Who's Neon?
What?
Evangelion?
Woo!
I don't know. If Neon's making it, it might be kind of good.
I think Neon does some pretty good stuff.
Neon, is that like A-Con's brother? Who is this?
I don't know how that is.
My dad doesn't know anything.
Rage bait?
I genuinely don't know.
Stop raving me.
There's a car I can jump to.
You can jump into my arms, I'll catch you.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm down here.
Stand outside, stand outside then.
I'm outside.
I don't know.
I'm right here, do you want to see me?
I see you're inside.
I'm inside.
Oh, okay, okay, bad, alright. Catch me. Catch me.
How did I live that?
How the fuck did I live that?
Oh.
It was fine, Spongebob. I was just kinda like, I was just bored, how I survived.
What the fuck did I survive that?
What the hell?
It wasn't me I told you.
You never listen to me.
Yeah...
Connor, can we pause for a second?
Sure.
I have the keys.
Yeah, you can press I if you go on the menu, she pulls it.
I...
My dad's so much fun with these stupid towers.
die a couple of times dying to these towers, to be honest with you. To be honest.
It's interesting, there doesn't seem to be much incentive to do side quests outside of perhaps
getting some unique items. Just the the money amount that you receive for doing a storyline
question is just so much no money sorry XP
it's easy survivor XP I guess so the Unix yeah I imagine it's kind of like
what most games do it like yeah the uni the Unix are kind of crazy
um tbh
uh what mask do i
where'd you be i'll be i don't know if you're taking mad stuff
you said where'd you go
no where the fuck am i first
here's the other booty so isn't that one i don't want to face this way
I
Don't be right. Sorry. Yeah, I did hear it. I just I
Just like I heard it, but I didn't I didn't hear it. You know what I mean?
So we're gonna cross that giant bridge that's pretty cool. Well, actually, no, we don't have to cross the chapter
Did you get to hear the fishman's village?
To my brain it's it's that when I'm doing something else
else, aka trying to climb a tower. I am pretty incapable of listening to anything else.
So that's that. Is this the six of them? Why is everyone coming to my chat asking about
my fucking earphones? What is this? Everyone coming to the chat. Can't hear it. No, I can
here super clearly so clearly what the fuck is something they're doing here
eight dollars what a waste of fucking bullet
Marksman rifle. Did you make some fucking insane things?
Five. I can make five of those. Any melee weapon turns it into electrified. I mean that
does seem pretty good.
Electrify a water pipe and what do you get? A clever play on woods. Okay.
This is crazy. If I get a cleaver, a pickaxe, a 100 axe, and a wrench, and then all the other components, I can make a welder.
What can we get with a pistol?
A pistol and a revolver.
I can make this one. Hell beast.
No more trading speed for power. Homemade shotgun packs a hellish punch and it's lightning fast.
Oh
Well, I can make one of this way the oldies I can make are you any of these? Oh
Wait, what the fuck the Vindicator I can make
What the hell some of these sound crazy
Leaping Tiger down.
These three blades, full metal and two strings.
I mean that just sounds great to be honest.
I try and make it.
Did I make it?
Ah, great.
It goes to 200 base damage.
F6, what can we upgrade it with?
I pretty much want to say that it does like durability.
So I could just do Titan.
So add that and then with that maybe a Paladin just increase handling durability.
That's kind of crazy that increases the
Handling, that's it, King is broken.
King is actually broken straight out.
Glad it is pretty good too.
I think, wait, the fencer, wait, this one, the fencer increases the handling.
Oh, and the durability slightly, sorry.
Okay. Let's just add one. No, I don't want that. No, I don't. I don't want that. I want
something to increase the durability. But that does increase it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's
Let's put this and instead of the shitty shovel
Let's try this item
Really, that's pretty neat
Now you make some crazy fucking things I
Can make the bow as well I can already make the bow and that's it like look at this. It's like fucking gold or some shit
But it requires so much shit so I feel like maybe it's not worth.
The bow is OPE.
The kebab knife.
Which one's the kebab knife?
The blade max?
12 in 1 weapons?
What the fuck does that mean?
That was good for stealth.
You can make a fucking crossbow.
What the fuck?
Mmm, Blade Max.
That one sounds good too though, to be honest.
it's a hundred it's a hundred ninety three wait oh I know where to use my
leaping tiger no I can't use that that's crazy the vindicator I mean that
sounds awesome
look at the damage what the fuck this is the big boy let's make it let's fucking
make the vindicator bro
Okay.
Brother, this looks incredibly powerful.
Holy fuck.
This looks ridiculous.
600 damage a hit.
Oh my goodness.
I
Didn't even look at this crafting stuff to be honest. I
Didn't pay any attention to it. Perhaps I should have I
did not know
What I had capable at 45
premium throwing stars
That feels kind of ridiculous
You got a lot of stuff to sell to be honest valuables. Okay cigarettes. I didn't realize coffee's with a hundred. That's pretty good. I
I got a lot of alcohol 41 alcohols as mass would say
And unfortunately this this weapon is nearly done
What a cool map there
So the master streamers would join to hear the music come in and out
I'm gonna first you just like clear a safe zone
Molotov's OP attack. Yeah, I mean it seems like if you throw it on an enemy, it just kind of fucks them up
Pretty much as a man I reserve the right to throw a Molotov cocktail
The damage of a time is huge. I think I think any kind of damage of a time generally is pretty broken in video games
In my experience
You can apply burn or poison it only as worth
As a man, well, I don't have this remote though you guys can't spam it
come with mouse for the ninja it's so unlike mouse to go for the ninja I
really would have thought mouse would have gone for some little more different
alright give me a sec chat I'm gonna take my bowl upstairs cuz it smells I
don't want in this room oh that's a man I want to take my bowl out of the room
What?
What's happening?
Really, Boo?
What are we talking about?
I hope he gets tired when we run out.
I run out of Tylenol.
I run out of Tylenol.
I run out of Tylenol.
Tylenol! Tylenol!
It'll be a Tylenol! Tylenol!
I want some pineapple, pineapple.
Boy camera.
Glacierator.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh my god, I upgraded for no reason.
It's got a bro, it's got a, it's all got a.
Hook blade.
Hook blade my balls.
I
Play my pooping ball
the city it's burning what do we do it's operation cold bolt oh no they
We did it! It's an Operation Cobalt, guys!
The walkers are upon us. What are we gonna do?
Not Operation Cobalt.
The wildfire virus spread like crazy. Everyone's infected.
Everybody's infected. We gotta get Rick on the phone.
Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick Grimes! Yeah, Rick Grimes, he's the only one.
What's been dead for seven years?
No, he's not, he's alive.
He's been taken.
Picked by who?
Wouldn't you like to know?
The Civic Republic.
That's who.
The Civic Republic! Oh, no!
That's a man!
Not the Civic Republic!
Oh, you're back!
Hold on, let me get my headphones in.
Hello?
Hello.
What's up?
Hold on, let me get my headphones in.
Oh wow, okay, so you can play on Echo, but then...
I'm making my $600 piece of equipment in my years.
Oh, let's talk about what was expensive that you have.
I don't know, what do you think?
Uh, how much is that medicine?
What the fuck?
Cosmetic, hm?
Cosmetic?
Cosmetic.
I got a cool gun, you like it?
Whoa, where'd you get that gun from?
You can call, check this out.
Thunder!
What did you do there?
What have you done?!
Hey, where'd you get that sword from?
Oh my god, I'm a creeper.
Whoa!
Wow, I fucking shoved him wrong.
Oh my god, I'm gonna hit him.
You can craft it every show that's a little
You're gonna I was like, oh, I should look at the crafting menu so that I can make like a ton of stuff
Holy fuck!
Look at this, I won't show them.
Holy shit!
Aw, you didn't know how to wield it.
My master does not love me I didn't make you one though, I need the pots for it.
Oh yes they come outside the village, but there's a whole horde of infected in there.
So, clear them out. We get paid for protection. Do some protecting.
Do some protecting.
I can make it if you have a blade a cleaver sick old machete
Scythe long knife short sword. I need a blade
Nope, that isn't what I
Doesn't work
Yeah requires a lot, but it's really fucking sick
me me fucking unsheathing my blade I'm ready 1000 I want this now
Oh
What the hell happens why how did you fully die? Oh my god. Oh my god, but he didn't meet you
Oh, fuck, I cut them down.
I did not realize I was going to explode if you let them explode.
Let them explode.
I just sold off those.
Why not?
No.
Run!
Oh my god my weapon is in your hand already.
Oh, I just got this.
This is so depressing.
You gotta get that gate closed before more of those fuckers get inside.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hello? Anyone here?
What are you doing?
Anyone here? Rice sent me. I'm here for a pickup.
What?
I kept hearing that deep in my ears.
happy is
I don't mind just you know you're just doing your own rice is behalf I'm supposed to pick something out
Just tell me to go away
Okay, so you're gonna like knock on all these guys' skulls?
I think you're at the right door.
Let's get up there
please just let me talk to the man you can't just push us around like this
fucking gonna kick your ass do it for him kick his ass
i can't say i don't want to trouble but we only paid this month
i can't do this that is entirely not my problem
rise wants payments you make the payment the things get bad for you
and your woman oh shit threaten us kick his ass for him
give me that's right i'm fine here this is all of it
Ugh, a real man would have kicked his ass.
Why do you sound like a ten-year-old boy as you get bigger problems with money?
Oh, it's a little cool.
There's a fairy.
There was until the navy set into the bottom of the bay.
Dozens of people were stranded there, waiting for another one that never came.
There any boats left?
Yes, but any boat that tries to leave the bay gets blown right out of the water.
How do we get to the top of this?
Oh, cool.
What's that?
It's kind of jank, actually.
Oh, back later.
I can use the lift.
You just keep spamming space and it'll like, look pretty...
Wait, how long I can TP you there, actually? Let's see.
I went into the deep pool of water.
Ow!
Wait, I definitely was supposed to do that, I guess.
Oh.
Is something supposed to be full of waters?
You died?
Who died?
Survivor died?
Oh, actually, we're supposed to go next way.
Oh?
We're supposed to make a pickup at the ferry horn.
Off
There's fucking chop these guys down
How come none of these fishes are zombies
How come none of these fish is on the face there might be
come come back
oh yeah okay
how come these fish are zombies?
why would the lord make the fish come zombies?
they should be zombies
Come on!
I'm spiericy.
It's a fish spiericy, I tell ya.
We can run this way.
He's out of the way, isn't he?
I don't see a rock that looks like it didn't have it.
Soon to the Lonely Rock Island, I mean, I'd see a Lonely Rock Island.
A walk?
No, not a walk.
Oh, did you say the fish don't exist?
Yes, sure.
What?
No, fish don't exist.
Like, the classification of fish is like nothing.
Fish are made of bone like lettuce.
Okay, shrooow.
What are you doing? What the hell are you swimming to?
What?
You're fucking none here. Where are you going?
Well, you're... I don't know where I'm going.
Bloody hell are you going?
I can go to the prison here, what the fuck?
Should I take us to the prison?
You want to go to the prison?
Are you going to find a scalelation there?
What?
I don't think you can.
I don't think I'm anywhere near the area of the Scalabong.
That's DLC. Let's go.
Blade.
I'm just exploring.
Just minding your own business.
Well, I was really trying to find a way to get to you, but I'm wrong.
Oh
You're to make a pickup for rise
Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just trying to get by like everybody else. Yeah
So are we. Rye said he'd protect us if we paid him. But so far all he's done is take our money. There's no protection, just threats. You any different?
Look, all I want to do is get this over with. What's it gonna take, huh? Don't need to point out how easy it would be to set this entire place on fire.
Jesus Christ. You people are fucking monsters.
All my money's in that, Satchel. Take it and get the fuck out.
For what it's worth, this isn't something I want to do. I'd rather be helping you guys.
And yet you're still doing it, aren't you?
Aw, you got me.
I really don't want to do this, but I just will anyway.
Take the package and more games.
Okay, Kareem.
I made the collection at the ferry station, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.
Join the club.
Now, come back and claim your prize.
Good job today.
Nice.
Five thousand.
heavy stamping sledgehammer wait you said you needed what oh what for the thing
let me have a look you need to make the ultra cool six samurai you need either a
long knife a scythe a machete a sickle a blade oh wait I can make you long but
expensive I'll make you one I'll make you one but if I need something I would
put durability stuff on it so although it's not very durable
There's some floor here.
Creeping Tiger Dial!
You can't use this item because you don't have the downloadable require...
I don't have the content!
Oh, you don't have like the Collector's Edition?
No.
That was the only edition I could buy.
Oh.
Oh, well, I'll take it back.
Here you go.
How do I give it to you?
Uh, press X on it?
X.
No six Samurai Blade for you.
Oh well.
That's also the gun I have.
The gun I have the 600 damage bullet.
Yeah, I can't.
I didn't, I don't, I bought this one on time.
Yeah, pretty darn. Yeah, I guess I had it.
Oh, there's a safe house right ahead.
Pay to win?
Well, I bought the game like when you said, and then, uh, oh, I'm the most lurid now, I don't know.
Oh my god!
I'm down.
Oh, this person's not dying.
See how it's over here.
Oh, there's something going on here.
Oh, a cellar.
Oh, there's something going on here. Oh, a cellar.
A copy, what's wrong?
Rise has promised me two crates, Brecken. Two crates.
I'm doing this shit as fast as I can, I swear.
What?
Just an ambulance, sir.
of
the
How's that?
What's the light looking at?
How'd it save?
The safe house is now saved.
What is it?
He did scare me. I didn't know who that raw was.
So, zombie-like for a moment now, there's nothing to disbelieve, just for a moment.
There's this hello mouse. Are you enjoying dying once?
Yeah.
That's very good.
I knew that one guy was following me. Now me, great.
God, annoying.
What's that noise?
What?
Dead cat.
Ocean town!
how do we open this door? I guess it's not that...
we just have to go through the bridge
Oh
i don't know about it halfway back i guess good i need you to make a quick
okay why one of our patrols went off the
grade somewhere near the market
If you can find them don't bother coming back what
I'll mess it up.
Okay.
I'm telling you, it's quiet enough there.
What the...
Dude, this is so jacked, these rocks.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I felt it.
No it doesn't work.
Did you get out there?
Nope.
Oh my god you had to go.
I don't know.
I might have been blinded.
How the hell did you do that?
I don't know.
You had to go.
You get up here now.
I don't know.
I'm gonna just like fucking hump the wall until something happens.
That's what I was doing. I got some bone in there.
I'll cut that down on one hit, that's beautiful.
beautiful as a case for me you always man that's not true I'm the missing
patrol
This next one the Korean I think I found your lost patrol something ripped them limbo
Oh, oh my god, they fucking killed me
Holy fuck!
Okay, they might have got us.
Bringing a sword to a gunfight?
Dude, I was about to fucking jump on him and slice him in half. He was so lucky.
How many bullets do they got? Jesus, this guy is so loony on me.
Oh my god, he's still shooting at me.
I
My guns
Nice coming
Kids when we kill these guys will be
Can get
I want revenge dude
I
Get the shit out this guy's has gone
Killed him I can get his gun
Not yet wait a sec oh dude
Yeah, I'm getting it too. I want this too.
I need this gun.
You took it!
Wait, can only one of us get it?
I guess so.
Do you want it?
It's okay. You took it first.
Okay, I'll get the next one for you, okay?
Okay.
Oh, this is safe house. Is it safe though? Oh yeah, it's safe now.
How do we play with it?
So I guess, how do you, how do we climb into it though?
I mean, what?
You'll find this envelope.
Oh, wait, I don't know.
I don't know, actually.
We go on the rock.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson is unforgettable in Moana. The new live action.
That is just so good.
Oh.
I really thought it was going to be on the roof, and I felt down that it wasn't.
Oh, I think I found it.
and then we're removed.
We'll not find it.
Dennis found some dust belts on the ground.
Did you find it? Oh, you found it. Nice.
Okay, I got it.
Good. Bring it back to me right away.
going to be a hero around here
ooooh
hey you! come over here!
I'm on the antenna! do you see me?
I'm up here!
I need your help!
this guy, I see
oh really?
yeah
that means I'll help
the guy on the antenna
Which guy?
The city's on the antenna.
I don't know where I'm going.
Where was he?
I don't know.
Oh, back here?
Oh, the gate there was one from maybe?
Maybe.
I guess we can go back.
Actually, I don't know how to get back in there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, we can go in the safe zone for now.
I did like a double hop, so I just spammed jump and jumped off it right away.
Oh wait, maybe I can tip TP to the room.
Ah, would you look at that. How nice.
Nice.
Isn't that lovely?
Lovely.
We can wait till...
Wait till morning!
I'm about to sleep.
Maybe a hunter invasion to get rad loot by destroying its nests.
No, no, no.
Okay, I was late. I stayed time.
I can go back to a boy.
And we should be good.
I heard your ankle snap.
I feel like we're going to get out of bed every morning.
Jack?
Yeah, to jump down a mountain to get off my bed.
Real eye mask, Paul. Real eye mask, Paul, I mean.
This building is pretty big.
So, I think it's safe to say that Rice isn't the most popular person in town, huh?
No, but he is the most feared, and you know the old saying, it is better to be feared
than loved if one cannot be both.
Sure, ah, Machiavelli.
Correct.
Smart fellow, that one.
Climb trees?
That's so unrealistic.
I can't climb a fucking tree.
No.
I'm not allowed to know the tree.
How'd you get in that building?
Got a zipline going in there.
Zip line going into that building over there.
Well, actually there's a bunch of power lines, but it looks like there's ziplines.
Bro, humping a tree feels so good someone said in the chat, what is wrong with the jetters?
What do you attach yourself?
That definitely looks like a zipline, I mean it could just be a regular powerline.
I see some guys getting bullied outside, you helped them, you guys must be the wrong guy,
I've studied the blades.
Well, save you because I died.
What?
I fell wrong.
Bye.
Go on, fool.
Hey, where are you?
Hold on.
I'll save you in a second.
I just need to lock in here.
Where are you?
You're on the building, OK?
Bye.
I just chopped that guy's head off.
Oh, whoa.
Oh, but how do I get up here?
Go.
Stay.
Stay.
Don't give up.
Don't give up.
No, it doesn't pause the fucking day
You failed the jump
I'll take my reward now. Thank you gentlemen
I
Hailed everything
Look not everyone starts to be around
When people meant to be whatever you just
Oh my gosh.
Oh, are you all the way across now, man?
Uh, no, I'm right next to you.
I'm there.
I'm the most loot competition right
I don't know what's bad.
Let's go.
I forgot I had splines.
I'm gonna break all of them.
It's not about that.
Oh yeah, it's not about that.
I think I'd like to do that.
I should remember to do that more.
Now, can you push them into those pipes there and see the guy?
I'll just take them.
Oh my god, this guy is actually the worst though.
Yeah, this is the fucking running ones.
Okay, um, can we climb this tree?
No.
Okay, we gotta go a different way.
What the fuck is this area open here they're dumb
I think they're dumb
if you show them come on
we'll see it as well
I'll just take your whole life
I'll give you sugar
I'll give you bread, you women, you women
and you can
see the task
I should send
every one of you to the pit
now the tower lucky returns
do you have something for me friend?
can I have the gun?
do now it's time for you to give me what you promised two crates of Anderson oh my god
right to the tower is nothing but blind obedience cream a coward submission to
false hierarchies you follow their rules as thoughtlessly as you follow mine like
A good little dog.
Look, we had a deal.
Your people need the antecy.
Now, more than ever, I would surmise.
But, a man who follows someone else's rules is no man at all.
What?
What?
Here, I will allow you this much.
What?
You promised me two crates of it. This is only five vials.
If you want more, I present you with an opportunity.
What the hell?
The athlete, the Scorpion, J. Dal Demir.
She's one of your number.
Bring her to me.
I have an arena where I'm in fight for our amusement.
Oh, Bruce goes and calls you.
I'm in the Scorpion fight for us.
I'm curious how long it will take for someone of her caliber
to break.
What?
What?
No, not forget it.
I'm not doing it.
I hear no two convictions in your voice, Cramp.
You had not yet made your choice, I can tell.
Will you be a dog, and save the dwellers of the tower?
Or will you be a man, and save the midden?
Go and think about it.
Fuck.
What a piece of shit, man.
This guy sucks.
He does suck.
But hey, we got a- we love a lot.
So, can I get in that aspect?
This guy sucks balls.
I could just fucking shoot him and he would not be on a good time.
I got a very powerful gun.
Get better at repairs or bring a weapon that will often not use a weapons repair slot.
Whoa.
Wait, that's Godlike, I need that.
I got that quick.
Oh, you went straight for it?
Yup.
That would be nice to be honest.
How did it go?
Terrible!
I don't think you know.
What can I say kid?
You're lucky to be alive.
You really must like you.
Oh yeah, he was a big fan.
So lucky.
He didn't put a bullet in your head.
He didn't throw you to the biters.
He let you walk out of here alive.
Maybe he figures he might still use you for something.
Or maybe he's just thinking up a creative way
to torture you to death.
He does that sometimes.
Watch your back kid.
Okay, oh shit
Hmm
You find a private spot to get all the old cold
Where the points oh my god
I can beat. Oh nice, cool. Oh, that's fun.
You well you lost
Crane here report
I'm no longer cooperating with rise he wanted me to kidnap jade Aldemira and dump her with him
So he can make her fight in his pit. Yes, and oh my god, she already is oh my god
Is that it motherfucking human trafficker?
You seem to forget how much is riding on this file crane if rise wants one girl and give her to him
You'll be there to keep an eye on her. Oh my god. Are we the bad guys? Are we the government?
What the fuck kind of humanitarian outfit are you guys? And for that matter, if this project file can save the world, why keep it a fucking secret?
We're not paying you to be insubordinate, Crane. Get this done.
Jesus.
Fuck you, asshole.
So we're still gonna do it?
supplies lives in the tower I guess we can go and take our answers and over to
the other place yeah
I'm gonna take it over to them be the first to the marked position and what the
fuck oh fuck I actually crushed H and god damn it it used my med kit
heads up everyone this is Alfie we've just lost gas at the tower and as far as I
I can tell the whole city has to
And guess what happened
Maybe I can track them down
Get on it fast
Somewhere behind the train station
You know give me money now
You join one true dust off. Oh, okay. I'm here 5,000 if you do it
I just chopped that guy out.
Oh, I did.
Well, you know, it was, uh...
Wait for me a little something.
Yeah, that does sound okay.
Oh, we got... we got... we got some... some fondre.
Oh, we got a reward from him.
Okay.
You know what? I might have killed his friends, but at least he has some national war trials I guess.
I need a blades now, a spindle, but I'm making a weapon for you that you can't fucking use.
No, no, no, he's fine.
What's this like finger made of?
What is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, what is this?
What?
What is this?
What is what?
Do you not hear that?
On the guy on the radio?
Yeah, I heard the guy, but...
Yeah, what is it? I'm trying to figure out what the fuck it is.
Uh-huh.
Oh, there was an Adrolp.
I don't know who took over, though.
We got that?
I don't know if we can get that there.
I don't think we can.
Actually, we can go through here.
I do it here.
Do you want a CP?
Yeah.
Oh fuck, I just, I, it gave me the option that it went.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Okay
Tell me I draw
Like I said came clean off
Are you in the tunnel? Oh, yeah, I went through the tunnel
I'll have to get a new one.
Oh.
Oh, thank goodness.
That looks like life.
That was a garden sickle. That's good to know.
Carbon sickle.
Bloody old garden sickle.
A plain hammer.
Did you get the stuff in the box here?
Nope.
Oh, Dazzy's place is over here too.
We didn't open this box.
Oh, which box? Oh, I didn't. Oh, damn.
Class. Disaster relief.
Oh, Dazzy's place is over here.
Oh no my weapon needs to be fixed.
Oh I got lucky. Oh look we got a free repairman to spend up.
No I didn't damn it.
Who in the fucking... wait guys this place is the opposite way. Shit sorry.
Look at that, you see that?
Yes, sometimes when I think I like hit their neck exactly it does that like that
You gotta get the DLC if this shit is busted
Oh good good competition
Good
All right, I'll clean that fight no goon maxing
Oh my god, what are you doing?
That was one hole to the head.
That was one hole to the head.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
You can learn all these guys.
Oh my god. Thank you.
Goodbye.
Lots of alcohol.
We kill a lot of these guys.
This is a lot of death and destruction.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Are they alright?
Yeah.
I forgot to even fucking slide kick chat, because the fucking...
The sword is so fun now.
of
This sword is OP, this sword is ridiculous.
Yeah sure.
The DLC bow is OP too, I mean I believe you.
Just based on the gun that one shot at the goon, and also this.
this guy is probably supposed to be up or down, where did that go down man?
I gotta wait, I don't want to stay there anymore.
Oh I need that.
Okay, Buffett, I can do this.
Oh, nice. Two medkits. That's huge.
Okay.
Huh?
Hmm.
Okay.
Frybar.
Berserker. Berserker sounds cool.
So let's mark this.
This is a very addictive game, yeah, I mean, it's really fun, there's a lot to get addicted
to.
I don't really get a good weapon, it's like, oh damn, I could just kind of like tap through
everyone now.
That's probably should have, uh,
closed on the menu so the time doesn't go down.
Alright.
That's alright.
Uh, on the marker next to you, I opened up an ambulance, uh, police car.
Just the one over here.
Oh, oh, right here.
Yeah, just just in there.
There's an ambulance open, and now please come out.
Here we go.
Oh my god, that guy's fast.
I feel the destruction of my bones.
That's me.
That's a little of this kind of illness.
I swear, so much alcohol.
Fuck me.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, let's just go over here.
guys are you there yeah I must be in here
nobody happy me too we have the same name are you from the video store no my
Crane
Crane runs with train crane and saying and crane and rain and clean and the other kind of plane and and but can I come in
No, no, it's impossible impossible. This is my special day with mom
It's mother's day and it's important in the of the whole world
Are you from the video store? Why do you keep asking me that?
because you also want to bring my movie about me it's called Charlie and it's
all about me and how's that look guys if I bring you your movie will you let me
come in and show then you could watch with us it is mothers what you watch it
happy nobody happy oh and and she also wants chocolate mama wants chocolate no
Wait a minute, that's too much. That is way too much cause he he doesn't work
That's what the drugstore people say
Fair enough
I'll be mad at the guy never wants
Oh, it's kind of on the way
Come on, yeah, it's up. It's a little ninja
I saw a little ninja.
I'm a ninja.
Alright.
Where do you want to go for the ninja stem?
I don't know.
Without a school.
Yeah, it does look cool.
I just didn't...
I'm gonna try my left one if it's a freebie.
Everything in my life I need to be a freebie.
Wait, it wasn't a freebie, it got sucked.
I'm gonna bust it up on the last lives.
No, that's depressing.
The warding is very...
Oh
What how
Jump on the
What the hell have you been here?
Is this place
I came in dark.
So...
This feels like a later quest thing, is my guess.
If you got like the...
The Marinus or something, I'll put it later on, we'll come in later.
Help!
Okay.
I came in here to help you, you fucking run off!
Like a ninja.
What the fuck is that guy's body doing?
Oh, let's go.
Oh, there's a police man here.
Oh no.
Oh, fuck. I'm insane. The shit I'm doing needs to be studied.
Alright, let's open this thing.
Oh
Really when
Oh, wow, it's pretty soon
There's a gun here if you want to...
Okay let's go and turn into this quest of the town and we can go.
We're gonna grab the things out of here.
You got it?
I got all the stuff in the room.
This is awesome.
This is great.
Why is there so many of them?
I'm just fucking out of here.
Let's get out of here, let's just get out of here, let's just get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Run!
I'm running, I'm running.
Brecken, this is Crane. Do you copy?
Brecken, do you copy?
Shit.
Dude, this is Crane. Do you copy?
Ah!
Listen.
I
Look he screwed us. Okay. I only got five vials
There were cascades
oh my
Strike multiple enemies are devastating. Whoa. What is this?
I'm doing I'm nearly level nine on the combat
Don't forget we give this to them and then I just
Fuck is the elevator again
I thought I watched the one door
Elevator, elevator, elevator.
Elevator!
Jade just told me there's been an outbreak of it.
Ugh!
To the quartermaster.
Oh, this is weird of selling in here.
So what happened?
Oh god.
somebody had to make the call and now we've lost the entire floor oh Jesus
including a couple of kids oh no you better talk to Brecken I have to get
these meds to Lina oh no
so do you get excuse still for that
just curious do you get excuse you want to end here do you want to break in let's
Stop the wrecking!
Alright, let's go and stop the wrecking.
Which way is it?
Alright, yeah.
Oh, over here.
Brake me up.
It's right over here.
Oh no, the kids. What about the XP though?
True, that's what I'm talking about.
Tell me more kids.
I need more levels.
This is where we get the announcements about the Antisintroids.
And they just stopped
She should be in charge all the fuck rain. I'm no leader
I'm a goddamn parkour instructor
These people how to survive do you know my pockets were full of when I showed up in her own
fucking business cards. I was hoping to drum up some more students. Maybe get enough so I could save up and buy a house.
Instead of that poxy little flat I've been renting. Listen, I'm gonna talk to Rice myself.
Uh-huh.
Whoa, whoa. Hang on a minute. Breckin, these people still need you.
Just give me some time, alright? There's gotta be another way.
Breckin, take off the bandages. Show us the hairline.
I'm a parkour instructor!
fine but no for long back into what did you hear ahead as you go to turkey be real
with us be honest calls all right so no XP broken seriously these are so good
really no XP okay should we end there them okay I'm just mindful of your time
I don't want to get too much
I
It's the guy from the start
Ruben was it no game brain
Rupers game. What are you doing up here?
We got sandwiches bro
Can I trust you?
How much you had to drink kid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?
So that skyscraper scouts from the volatile nest in there take that out and then running missions at night
We could totally do that
So I'm thinking if we planted some explosive
Oh, bro Jesus for him you're not still on that. Hey, we have to do this as long as that nest is there
We'll never be able to gather up enough anties. It would work
Be careful, man, he's got two bottles of wine and two beers.
Bro, he's gone.
I told you we made woodsteam.
Look, Rahim, we don't have any explosives.
None.
the closest thing to what you're talking about are spiked firecrackers that
it's impossible you don't know what it's like all I can do is watch stop my ass
and watch everything happen and do nothing I don't want to die here cream
not like this not help us if I go out I'd rather go out doing something
The Grand Canyon? What's this?
I'm set to fly out on Sunday.
They quarantine us on Thursday.
Aww.
Oh no.
I'll keep my eyes open, okay?
You can still go to a Grand Canyon.
There's some way we can make this happen.
Whatever.
Don't worry.
Grand Canyon is waiting for you.
Xp. So no XP.
No XP.
I'm gonna call up here.
Well, Rame's cool. I like what he's doing.
I have good things happening.
Oh, this story doesn't seem like a thing's gonna happen again.
Can you go up?
Yeah.
This way?
I
Says crane do you copy?
What do you want crane?
What about the screen goes blood you to start the answers and drops again at least near the tower these people need help
We put you in Iran to find out file not to play Mother Teresa
What does this mean you reconsidered rises from mother Teresa?
Perhaps misalignment you'd be willing to cooperate
Test your skills in a new environment. Oh my god
You start giving us some antizin and then then we'll talk about what rise wants
Oh, it's us now, is it?
Well, I'm afraid your request is out of the question in any case.
Things have gotten a bit strained with the ministry.
Presuming the air drops would not be politically advantageous at the moment.
Oh, no.
You assholes take the fucking cake, you know that?
You and your fucking file.
I'll locate the file for you, but I'm gonna take a good long look at it before I decide what to do about it.
about it. Damn. So what do you think?
It's a good long look. It's a good long look, Connor.
Well, it isn't giving us another objective yet.
Yeah, why?
I don't know.
Chris, this is Jed, and do you copy?
Yes, I copy.
Loud and clear, what can I do for you?
I don't know how much time we have, so... the short version.
I need your help. Rice has turned an abandoned school into a supply dump.
And I think it may be where he's storing his antizan.
If you and I sneak in there, we could get all the meds the tower needs.
Are you with me?
Yeah, I'm with you.
Great. Look for me in one of the boxcars on the train trestle near the school.
okay and listen Jade if we don't find that ant is in I'll need to talk to you
about something another option but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it
right now let's see what we can find in that school
What if I kill myself?
Don't do that.
What if I do jump?
I don't know how I would revive you.
You should have pushed me.
If I did a flip.
Dear flip
You wouldn't
You don't have the balls
I said it first
That's free town speak yourself
I don't think I did you know I didn't you should have jumped those no
I just not the same when you already know there's no consequences you know I jumped knowing
That was possibly nothing
You jumped a copy me
Brogown
Jade knows where we might be able to get more antizan
Alright. Apparently you've take-checked in two minutes, is that true?
I do.
Oh, okay. We'll spray each way around then.
I hope you find some time to take a look at the board.
Alright, well that was a lot of fun, man.
I had tons of fun.
Tons of fun. Alright, I'll wrap up the world. I'll just quit.
I too will quit.
That was a really fun game. That was really, really good.
It was really good.
What expansion is dying light the following dying light hell rate what the
fuck I don't know I to be completely honest with you I dying light 10th
anniversary bundle I think I have I think that's what I got cuz I bought the
game and I was the only thing I could buy. Alright, well, I'll leave you to it.
Okay, I guess I'll leave you to it too.
Tired, sleepy. That was a little fun though. I think it was addictive.
I had to open up my meeting green line early because people were blocking the way.
Damn, someone's popular.
Uh-oh.
I better go.
Alright.
I'll leave you to it.
Have fun.
Thanks.
Alright.
Bye.
Are you going to stay streaming?
No, I'm going to get off.
I'm tired.
What if I rage you before you win?
Okay, sure.
And then you can't say no.
Okay, I'll all right.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the rage.
I'll accept the raid, just to immediately raid someone else.
We're making a raid train, fellas.
We're making a raid train.
Thanks for playing with me.
It was a lot of fun.
I did awesome.
I don't know, maybe sometime next week.
Okay.
Sometime next week sounds good.
Look at my crossed mouse shirt.
Your face is like, oh, you crushed me.
It's crossed.
Goodbye.
Bye!
Bye-bye!
Bye!
I love you! I'll see you guys tomorrow!
I will today! I'll be live tonight!
So, I love you guys! I'll be live tonight for more fun, okay?
Bye-bye!