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ironmouse

06-08-2026 · 12h 09m

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[00:03:00] Thanks for watching!

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[00:12:30] It's on 11, it's two thousand and three

[00:12:34] Something big is coming, but it's just the beginning

[00:12:40] Just the beginning, your life's thicker

[00:12:44] DJ stands to try

[00:12:46] The boys are in sync and there's no turning back

[00:12:51] Now that you're invested in my charity

[00:12:54] Everybody is into every one of them

[00:12:57] To the one and only

[00:12:59] Become alive

[00:13:01] And you'll be one of the main

[00:13:03] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[00:13:05] Hey, guys, it's the day of your life

[00:13:07] So I am known to seem so strong

[00:13:09] And you're feeling it in the flow

[00:13:13] It's the body, I am the inside

[00:13:17] Only idol has a star to light

[00:13:21] Hero, me, edge and light

[00:13:23] To the night

[00:13:25] All systems go on in this moment like they've never known

[00:13:31] You're never alone

[00:13:34] Join us in braces, don't ever erase us

[00:13:38] Join us in braces, don't ever erase us

[00:13:42] Join us in braces, don't ever erase us

[00:13:46] Join us in braces, don't ever erase us

[00:13:50] Stop

[00:14:20] I'm a star and a spirit I can't follow

[00:14:25] The beat is strong, he can feel you die

[00:14:30] I am the party of your life

[00:14:33] Time, I got the water

[00:14:35] Time, the party of your life

[00:14:38] Time

[00:18:50] I feel like I have... grass in my mouth.

[00:19:21] I feel like I got grass in my mouth.

[00:19:28] Do you feel like you have something? Like you need to swallow?

[00:19:31] Like there's something in your throat and you gotta swallow but there's nothing in there?

[00:19:34] What the fuck does milkthroat mean?

[00:19:41] I was like, what the fuck does milkthroat mean?

[00:19:50] What the fuck does milkthroat mean?

[00:19:55] What the fuck does milkthroat mean?

[00:19:57] What does milkthroat mean?

[00:19:59] What the fuck does milkthroat mean?

[00:20:03] Hello. Hello everybody.

[00:20:07] Happy Birthday!

[00:20:11] A Roxy Plushie?

[00:20:19] I'll think about it.

[00:20:25] I will get big about it

[00:20:30] I'll think about it

[00:20:34] I'll think about it

[00:20:40] You are dying

[00:20:42] aren't we all dying?

[00:20:47] aren't we all dying?

[00:20:52] What the fuck?

[00:20:55] I got stuck with that. What the heck?

[00:21:03] What the heck?

[00:21:12] You're already dead inside! NOOOOOOO!

[00:21:16] No, I forgot.

[00:21:18] Hmm

[00:21:48] We're adults with 6'9 here.

[00:22:08] We'll celebrate 6'9 when 6'9 comes.

[00:22:17] And six nine comes, we'll celebrate six of nine.

[00:22:22] And how will we celebrate by casting

[00:22:30] Testicular Torsion on the world?

[00:22:34] Hooray!

[00:22:39] Yay!

[00:22:47] YAY!

[00:22:49] YAY!

[00:22:51] YAY!

[00:22:53] YAY!

[00:22:55] YAY!

[00:22:57] YAH!

[00:22:59] Uh-uh.

[00:23:01] Tch.

[00:23:07] Ow.

[00:23:11] YAH!

[00:23:13] Oh buddy, as you can see, I'm different today.

[00:23:15] different today a blast from the past you might say a black counterspell and

[00:23:24] no meat real says no

[00:23:27] Wow

[00:23:44] Is your favorite model

[00:23:50] Go for you, I'm glad you like it

[00:23:57] Wow, that's so cool.

[00:24:07] Glass.

[00:24:08] I'm very talented today, I've been practicing my whole life.

[00:24:13] Thank you guys, I've been practicing my whole life.

[00:24:19] Are you going into a Forza stream and-

[00:24:25] Ha ha ha ha!

[00:24:27] Oh, maybe I should play Forza, shouldn't I?

[00:24:33] Maybe I shouldn't play Forza.

[00:24:40] But your legs can't reach the pedal, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[00:24:55] SHUT UP!

[00:24:59] Can't possibly be worse than any of your driving.

[00:25:05] Oh yes, Jesus take the wheel, take it from my hand.

[00:25:17] I love your hair today, thank you, thank you.

[00:25:22] It is very long.

[00:25:23] It is very long.

[00:25:24] Do I have long hair?

[00:25:25] It is very long.

[00:25:26] I love it.

[00:25:27] I have long hair.

[00:25:28] It is very long.

[00:25:29] long hair. It is very long. As a woman, I have long hair. And I can also do this.

[00:25:48] I can also do this.

[00:25:55] What the fuck?

[00:26:06] What the fuck?

[00:26:13] Thank you Captain Steroid!

[00:26:21] Why did he sound like that?

[00:26:22] What the fuck?

[00:26:23] Why did he sound like that?

[00:26:34] Sorry unlaid, good to see your feeling better mouse

[00:26:36] OH MY GOD HE CHEESES VOLICE

[00:26:47] Sorry unlaid, good to see your feeling better mouse

[00:26:55] You don't understand he sounded completely different

[00:26:57] Sorry unlaid, good to see your feeling better mouse

[00:27:03] He sounded different bro

[00:27:04] Sorry, I'm late. Good to see you're feeling better, man.

[00:27:06] Uh-oh. I think he's broken out.

[00:27:11] Gulp.

[00:27:15] No, he didn't sound Aussie, bro.

[00:27:17] He didn't sound Aussie. He sounded different. He sounded like...

[00:27:21] He sounded like...

[00:27:24] Not Aussie.

[00:27:30] He sounded not Aussie.

[00:27:32] What the fuck was that?

[00:27:36] Damn it.

[00:27:38] No, he didn't even sound pretty.

[00:27:40] She sounded like something else.

[00:27:48] He sounded like something else, bro.

[00:27:52] I can't put my finger on it!

[00:27:54] If it happens again...

[00:27:56] I don't know.

[00:27:58] I don't know what to tell you.

[00:28:02] He did not sound Canadian.

[00:28:14] Where are your fingers?

[00:28:20] On my hands?

[00:28:21] Where else will fingers be?

[00:28:22] They're on my hands!

[00:28:23] fingers be they're on my hands oh shit hold up I gotta call my mom

[00:28:53] Why do parents have phones?

[00:29:23] Why do they have phones if they do not answer?

[00:29:26] Why do they have phones?

[00:29:29] Oh shit, you saw me roll my eyes book.

[00:29:34] Uh-oh.

[00:29:35] Uh...

[00:29:41] Em...

[00:30:53] Why does she doesn't answer, bruh?

[00:30:59] She doesn't fucking answer!

[00:31:03] She doesn't answer the phone!

[00:31:08] Why does she doesn't answer, bruh?

[00:31:13] She doesn't fucking answer!

[00:32:18] answer oh my god I'm gonna go

[00:32:23] she doesn't fork an answer bruh what the fuck

[00:32:39] she doesn't fork an answer bruh

[00:32:48] Why don't she answer the call?

[00:33:05] Mom, please, mommy, please answer the call.

[00:33:11] Please, mommy.

[00:33:13] Mommy answer the call.

[00:33:15] Mommy.

[00:33:16] Fuck

[00:33:18] Your mom and dad are busy shut up

[00:33:22] Shut the fuck up I swear to god

[00:33:25] I will fucking

[00:33:39] I will fucking

[00:33:46] I

[00:34:16] Oh wait, hold on, I'm going to call my mom one more time, she doesn't answer, I swear to

[00:34:36] time.

[00:36:36] I'll see you later.

[00:38:36] Bro, I swear to God, I had to freaking call my dad.

[00:38:41] Holy shit, man.

[00:38:44] I had to call my dad?

[00:38:46] I called my whole fucking family.

[00:38:50] I'm like, hello?

[00:38:51] Why is there anybody answering?

[00:38:53] Ah!

[00:38:58] No one is answering.

[00:39:03] I reached her finally.

[00:39:05] She was like, what do you think was the first thing she said when she came into my room, guys?

[00:39:12] What do you think? What do you think she said to me when she came inside my room? She said,

[00:39:17] Why didn't you call me?

[00:39:20] What?

[00:39:22] What? What did you mean? What did you...

[00:39:28] What did you mean? Why didn't I call you?

[00:39:31] What the...

[00:39:32] What did you mean?

[00:39:35] Why did you call me?

[00:39:40] Oh my god bro.

[00:39:45] This is raise baiting me man.

[00:39:49] He's shit.

[00:39:50] He's raise baiting me.

[00:39:51] He's raise baiting me.

[00:39:52] Holy fuck he's shit.

[00:39:53] Oh fuck you, Sherpa!

[00:39:55] AHHHH!

[00:39:57] AHHHH!

[00:39:59] AHHHH!

[00:40:01] AHHHH!

[00:40:03] AHHHH!

[00:40:05] AHHHH!

[00:40:07] AHHHH!

[00:40:09] AHHHH!

[00:40:11] Oh, please, fuck me!

[00:40:13] AHHHH!

[00:40:15] So you did learn it from someone?

[00:40:17] Yeah, I learned it from them mom!

[00:40:19] Let me know!

[00:40:21] Let me a fuck alone!

[00:40:24] Of course I learned it from my mom!

[00:40:51] Oops, your nose.

[00:41:03] Oops, my fucking nose!

[00:41:12] Anyway.

[00:41:13] But, anyway, I forgot what I was gonna say.

[00:41:19] Chat tomorrow, I'm gonna be on earlier Earlier than normal

[00:41:29] Earlier than normal, you probably might be wondering why

[00:41:37] I have a collab, but I don't know if I could say it yet.

[00:42:03] I'm checking if like has been spoken about

[00:42:17] Okay, Faker Collab, FAKER COLLAB!

[00:42:33] I

[00:43:03] I can't believe it. Iron Mouses collabing with Markiplier.

[00:43:08] Markiplier doesn't even know I exist.

[00:43:12] He's too busy making award-winning movies!

[00:43:16] And playing Five Nights at Freddy's!

[00:43:28] He probably knows all of you now.

[00:43:33] Here's the deal for this week. I'm streaming tomorrow. I'm streaming tomorrow. Tomorrow

[00:43:42] I'm getting on early like I'm talking like

[00:43:47] Wait, hold on to me. Let me confirm

[00:44:12] I need to be a responsible Vtuber and have PNGs with my model on my computer instead of

[00:44:25] googling myself. Instead of fucking googling Iron Mouse PNG.

[00:44:33] I

[00:44:50] Mouse transparent PNG

[00:44:55] Bear back I'm going I'm mouse transparent

[00:44:59] PNG guys what's wrong with me I'm a professional I'm a professional

[00:45:23] I'm a fucking professional I'm a fucking professional mate

[00:45:27] A fucking professional, bruv?

[00:45:31] Do you not have a photo editor? No.

[00:45:37] Depends what model? I don't even...

[00:45:41] No Google driver with the images? No! I had it in my old computer! I'm in a new computer now.

[00:45:46] I didn't transfer my screen caps...

[00:45:48] ...of my PNGs.

[00:45:52] I didn't do it.

[00:45:54] I didn't do it. I'm sure Roxy has some.

[00:45:56] I'll- I'll- I'll ask Ro- Roxy.

[00:46:01] I have a new computer.

[00:46:03] Uh, computer!

[00:46:05] Can you please?

[00:46:11] I have a firecracker down my throat.

[00:46:17] Like the fuse.

[00:46:19] When in doubt, just iron whammyed out, big iron optional.

[00:46:45] You probably might be wondering what we're doing today, we're gonna watch the, we're

[00:46:53] gonna watch the showcases but, and then we're gonna do other stuff, shit I was gonna tell

[00:47:07] you something but I forgot, oh yeah I'm streaming tomorrow, streaming early, I'm starting like

[00:47:13] at six o'clock tomorrow and then I'm not I'm not streaming on Tuesday because

[00:47:21] meeting day I'm not streaming on Wednesday because I'm in recording hell

[00:47:27] and if I don't finish my recordings on time I might not be able to stream

[00:47:31] Thursday but I don't know yet I'm gonna try my best to finish my recordings by

[00:47:37] Wednesday

[00:47:43] No games until you finish your homework?

[00:48:09] Oh, brother! I don't wanna know my homework! Nooo!

[00:48:17] How the fuck can you do me homework?

[00:48:22] Finish your homework? I'll finish my homework.

[00:48:39] What kind of dessert will I have?

[00:49:07] What can I eat?

[00:49:10] Mancito?

[00:49:13] Get buried home or eat shit!

[00:49:19] Can you die and I say no? Connor's taking a break.

[00:49:23] Connor's taking a break.

[00:49:26] Uh...

[00:49:28] Didn't he say he's not streaming until Thursday or something?

[00:49:31] Guys, he's streamed more than two days, he needs a break.

[00:50:01] He's a break, he's streamed 2 days.

[00:50:14] He's exhausted!

[00:50:15] It's the longest streams he's ever had!

[00:50:27] As a man, he needs to buckle up Buttercup.

[00:50:29] We had one more Castlevania stream yet left. Well, I hate to break it to you

[00:50:35] But Pete messaged me yesterday

[00:50:40] Actually he messaged me today, I keep thinking this morning was yesterday

[00:50:45] He messaged me and Pete was like he messaged me. It was like

[00:50:53] You happen to own an Xbox 360 or ps3 and I'm like

[00:50:59] I don't know if PS3 it died, I think I saw it on my 360 and he's like, there's a really

[00:51:07] fun multiplayer Castlevania that would really be neat to play with you and Connor.

[00:51:12] And I'm like, is it Harmony of Despair?

[00:51:18] I was like which one is it?

[00:51:19] He's like Harmony of Despair?

[00:51:20] And I'm like I knew it was fucking Harmony of Despair and I'm like don't worry, it got

[00:51:28] Apported to xbox s and x and s and it's on PlayStation 5

[00:51:36] With a PlayStation plus

[00:51:39] Whatever a fuck account

[00:51:42] It's like I think it'd be so cool if we play it. I'm like, okay

[00:51:45] It's a multiplayer. I guess you can play up to like six players

[00:51:53] So I

[00:51:55] I guess I guess we're gonna be doing that sometimes soon I guess

[00:52:09] oh wait

[00:52:13] oh my god he sent me a picture of baby of his baby so cute little baby

[00:52:20] The cute little baby.

[00:52:25] The little baby.

[00:52:30] A little baby.

[00:52:35] He is getting so big.

[00:52:44] He grows, kids grow so fast.

[00:52:53] Kids grow up so fast.

[00:52:55] They grow up so fast, bro.

[00:53:01] Already taller than you, I swear that I'm throwing you in the garbage.

[00:53:04] I'm throwing you in the fucking garbage.

[00:53:22] the garbage with you now.

[00:53:36] It's baby already told him, I swear to God.

[00:53:40] Where do you come off?

[00:53:42] Saying these things.

[00:53:44] Eat cocoa!

[00:53:52] I SWEAR TO LOND! WHAT THE FAKE?

[00:54:01] Did you see the Xbox showcase? No, we're gonna watch it.

[00:54:04] We're gonna watch the Xbox showcase together!

[00:54:07] Xbox!

[00:54:10] We're gonna watch the Xbox showcase together.

[00:54:22] Hopefully there's something good that came out. I hope so too. I've been avoiding spoilers on the internet.

[00:54:34] I've had your 14 covers on repeat all day. Thank you very much. I'm glad you liked them. Wait, do I have a tongue in this?

[00:54:40] I don't.

[00:54:42] Oh no, I do not have a tongue.

[00:54:52] Oh yes, this was pre-tongue. This was before tongues were available.

[00:55:03] This was before tongues were available.

[00:55:06] Wait, when does Mark come out?

[00:55:15] I hate...in Hic?

[00:55:22] 2022! Oh my god I'm gonna throw up. Jesus Christ! I want to puke.

[00:55:35] Hey, no fucking way, oh my god, it is 2022.

[00:55:51] 2022 is in the future, right?

[00:56:04] It's in the fucking past.

[00:56:12] Nope.

[00:56:14] It's in the fucking past.

[00:56:23] Mouse's Demon Princess is a nerfed model, nerfed version of a previous Demon Queen model with her normal curved horns.

[00:56:31] NERF!

[00:56:33] Oh, brother!

[00:56:35] I guess I am NERF.

[00:56:37] Ah, dammit.

[00:56:39] Your favorite is from 2021.

[00:56:41] Oh, the title is NERF.

[00:56:43] NERF!

[00:56:45] NERF!

[00:56:47] NERF!

[00:56:49] NERF!

[00:56:51] NERF!

[00:56:53] NERF!

[00:56:55] NERF!

[00:56:57] NERF!

[00:56:59] Oh, the normal demon form.

[00:57:04] Is that it?

[00:57:06] That's even older, it's for 2021!

[00:57:09] Oh God!

[00:57:10] Jesus!

[00:57:12] Oh, fuck.

[00:57:16] Oh no.

[00:57:22] Why are we like this?

[00:57:29] I just wanted to say that after the Xbox showcase, I would love to see you play more

[00:57:39] of the coin game, seeing as you missed an arcade, but it's up to you.

[00:57:44] I'll play the coin game someday soon again.

[00:57:47] I feel like I get bursts of playing the coin game.

[00:57:50] I get like bursts.

[00:57:52] It kind of bursts.

[00:57:54] You know?

[00:57:55] What's the oldest model you have to use?

[00:57:58] Uh, I have my season 1 model, but she's like beyond broken, she barely moves.

[00:58:08] She's not supposed to work in this program.

[00:58:13] Yeah, it's a face rigged model and she's like, she is broken.

[00:58:22] She is broken.

[00:58:32] She is broken.

[00:58:35] Can't she be fixed?

[00:58:37] I don't know.

[00:58:39] I don't know if she can be fixed because

[00:58:42] the issue is she was rigged.

[00:58:45] It all goes by the way she was rigged and cut.

[00:58:49] And the model was cut for face ring, so it wasn't cut like how models are cut today.

[00:59:03] I think she would just need to be completely recreated.

[00:59:11] You know?

[00:59:12] Do you have the original PSD?

[00:59:21] Uhhh...

[00:59:22] No.

[00:59:23] I don't think I do.

[00:59:24] I don't think I do.

[00:59:25] I was back when like...

[00:59:34] Model artists wouldn't send you the PSD file.

[00:59:39] You wouldn't get sent the PSD file.

[00:59:41] This is like 2019.

[00:59:51] Is Ketama still around?

[00:59:52] I don't know if Ketama is still around.

[00:59:55] Uh...

[01:00:00] Ketama.

[01:00:04] I don't know.

[01:00:05] You know, that's a good question, because I honestly don't know.

[01:00:08] I- I haven't seen them post in quite a long time.

[01:00:14] I haven't seen them post in quite a long time.

[01:00:19] Uh...

[01:00:24] Is that the name of the person who made- Yes, uh, my original model artist's name was Ketama?

[01:00:32] Let me see. Uh...

[01:00:38] There, there, uh, oh my god, their last tweet was from 2022.

[01:00:57] Their last tweet was from 2022.

[01:01:01] I think they're gone, bruh, I think they're gone.

[01:01:08] The last two was from 2022 and they have a plurk.com link

[01:01:14] Plurk? I haven't thought about plurk in years

[01:01:19] Holy

[01:01:29] You still use plurk? Wait, it still exists? That's crazy

[01:01:38] I can't believe you stole his perk.

[01:01:50] What is perk?

[01:01:51] It was a social media website.

[01:01:53] How can...

[01:01:54] I guess it was kinda like...

[01:01:57] I guess it was like Twitter, I guess?

[01:02:05] I guess it's kind of like Twitter?

[01:02:17] I think the most I remember about Plurk was like, I think their mascot was like a piece

[01:02:21] of meat.

[01:02:22] It was like a piece of meat, that's what their mascot was.

[01:02:28] Piece of meat with bone coming out.

[01:02:32] It's all migrate to Plurk.

[01:02:44] It's crazy because the way Plurk is...

[01:02:55] It's different.

[01:02:56] okay so like clerk like scrolls like when you look at somebody's clerk page if

[01:03:02] you don't scroll down you scroll sideways

[01:03:10] it was so strange you scroll sideways and like the post would be like little

[01:03:21] little bubbles like depending on what time like what time it would like work

[01:03:34] stuff who's like a timeline

[01:03:43] yeah it was like a timeline and it was like scroll sideways and you can get

[01:03:50] like badges and stuff and yeah it's like it would be like a timeline

[01:04:05] Maybe Ketel has gone on clerk no their last clerk was February 25th 2019 at 7

[01:04:16] 20 a.m.

[01:04:35] I don't want to like screencap somebody's random.

[01:04:42] Alright, I'll screencap this one because it's very like...

[01:04:49] So like the way a clerk is laid out, it's like this.

[01:04:56] This is like a random person's pluck, although I'm sorry random person.

[01:05:04] But this is like, here, this is a random person's pluck, sorry random person for screenshotting

[01:05:14] your pluck.

[01:05:15] This is how the posts are laid out, you'll post and they'll just appear and you scroll

[01:05:23] sideways.

[01:05:24] So look at posts.

[01:05:38] Yeah, it's like a timeline so like it'll say the date and time and then you'll see oh then this person, this person, this person posted at this date and time.

[01:05:54] I can see why it didn't, yeah it didn't catch on guys, but I feel like I mean it didn't

[01:06:04] catch on guys, it didn't catch on guys, it didn't catch on.

[01:06:20] But you can like, you can like customize your page and stuff.

[01:06:23] It's pretty, it's pretty cute.

[01:06:25] Let me see if I like go into like alien stage or what I see.

[01:06:30] Oh my God.

[01:06:32] It's so, I feel like I'm going back in time

[01:06:34] looking at this website.

[01:06:37] Wait, am I on clerk?

[01:06:40] Did people talk about me on clerk?

[01:06:41] It's so weird when I see, when I see, like, Vtuber.

[01:06:56] Uh, God, it's just, it's just so hard to look at stuff because it's side scrolling!

[01:07:08] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[01:07:17] Is this the equivalent- oh my god, I don't like googling myself. I fucking hate it.

[01:07:21] I don't want to see what people are saying. I don't want to see, like, talks about me.

[01:07:26] It makes me feel some type of way. It makes me feel weird.

[01:07:31] It makes me feel weird, bruh.

[01:07:44] People are bloody horrible.

[01:07:45] Even if it's positive, I just feel like I'm intruding on conversations I'm not supposed

[01:07:50] to say.

[01:07:51] And then I'm like, and then I think in my mind I think oh I'm just a dumb person in

[01:08:01] her house.

[01:08:02] I don't know, it's like my brain can't comprehend.

[01:08:05] I was just like, bro you can be talking about anything though.

[01:08:13] How are we all just dumb people in our house?

[01:08:19] Yeah.

[01:08:20] Anyway, uh, that was a weird detour.

[01:08:22] Uh, yeah, I think Ketham was gone.

[01:08:26] So I don't think they can...

[01:08:27] Oh, this just explains that Ketham was gone!

[01:08:33] I think Ketham was gone, bro.

[01:08:35] I hope they're well too, they're probably really busy doing stuff, doing other things

[01:08:54] and doing other art things.

[01:08:58] But I remember, I remember when I got into Vishoujo, I think when I got into Vishoujo,

[01:09:11] I know Ketumal exclaimed, Ketumal was like, wow, you come a long way, it was really nice.

[01:09:20] I think it was like it wasn't like when I got in but like right before I was gonna get in

[01:09:27] It was very it was very sweet I

[01:09:31] Do I do recall?

[01:09:33] If you want to feel really old how about my space also love you mousy you are so adorable

[01:09:41] No

[01:09:45] Not my face

[01:09:50] Why my space?

[01:09:55] Oh hooty hooty things all through the rain I'll be the grey street thing for the rain though

[01:10:06] Thank you very very much. Thank you

[01:10:12] Were you a tumbler girly?

[01:10:14] Uh, I was on tumbler a bit. Yeah, I like I like tumbler

[01:10:18] I like Tumblr.

[01:10:27] Oh my god guys, I found a video that's either gonna piss you off or freak you out.

[01:10:38] I found this video that's either gonna piss you off or freak you the fuck out.

[01:10:45] I- I haven't watched it all the way through because I was like oh but I wanna show- I wanna show a cat.

[01:10:51] Probably both?

[01:11:10] Freak off and piss us out!

[01:11:13] Is it Tupac? It's not Tupac!

[01:11:14] MySpace couldn't exist in this era, mainly because of DMCA takedowns, because everyone

[01:11:19] pretty much used copyright music on their own spaces.

[01:11:44] What the heck is use net?

[01:12:04] You could code your own pro- I remember when- I remember I used to want to like make my

[01:12:09] own website and then I was like, oh that's gonna require work, never mind.

[01:12:13] I'll make my own website and they'll never fucking mind.

[01:12:23] No.

[01:12:24] Join the Iron Mouse web ring.

[01:12:41] I was like, I have to make the website?

[01:12:44] And then I was like, what would I even put on a website?

[01:12:47] Oh, there's anything to put on there.

[01:12:57] Get this girl on Angel Fire, what the heck?

[01:13:02] Angel Fire.

[01:13:07] If you join the web ring,

[01:13:08] You get to be in her top eight on my space, like that, right?

[01:13:13] Oh, I remember DeviantArt.

[01:13:19] What happened to DeviantArt?

[01:13:21] Is it still around?

[01:13:32] It still exists.

[01:13:34] People still use it?

[01:13:38] Oh no AI!

[01:14:00] What the fuck?

[01:14:08] The AI was training on all the art up like, oh, I see, they have a create AI art button

[01:14:27] on the page.

[01:14:30] They do?

[01:14:37] Wait, I'm on there right now, I don't see it.

[01:14:46] I see creative video.

[01:14:48] What the fuck?

[01:14:51] Um, oh thank you.

[01:14:58] creator. No thank you. I don't want to do that. I want to do that. I want to do that.

[01:15:57] Howdy.

[01:15:59] Howdy.

[01:16:01] Howdy.

[01:16:03] Howdy.

[01:16:05] Howdy.

[01:16:07] What we talking about again?

[01:16:09] My brain died.

[01:16:11] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:16:13] My brain died.

[01:16:15] Me too kept sending me pictures.

[01:16:17] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:16:19] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:16:21] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:16:23] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:16:25] My brain died. Me too kept sending me pictures of... of... of Drulcat.

[01:16:32] This morning.

[01:16:35] AHHHHHHHHH!

[01:16:39] I've never seen too many Drulcat pictures, bro.

[01:16:48] No, no, not Greg. Drulcat.

[01:16:53] You don't know Drulcat?

[01:16:55] You're gonna be okay, kid.

[01:17:20] Where is Drillcat to run?

[01:17:26] Uh, Kopi-ro, find Drillcat for me.

[01:17:29] I'll be fine, you'll okay for me.

[01:17:58] Show me dual cat.

[01:18:01] That's me right now.

[01:18:04] Bro, that's literally me right now.

[01:18:20] Oh my God, they were on the moon landing too.

[01:18:23] I feel it right now! That's me!

[01:18:34] Anime! Thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs! Thank you, thank you!

[01:18:38] They're everywhere! They're everywhere! This is me!

[01:18:45] That's me right now!

[01:18:47] Oh my god, me? She sent me this and she said, oh, I don't know why, but this cat reminds

[01:18:55] me of you. Why? Why this one? Tell me why? Why does she think this cat reminds me, reminds

[01:19:02] her of me? What the fuck, bro? She was like, this is you, and I'm like, that's not me!

[01:19:13] I don't fucking know bro, I don't fucking know

[01:19:26] I don't fucking know bro

[01:19:38] I don't fucking know

[01:19:39] I know tortoiseshell purgeant cats that wear tiaras and bracelets like Princess Donut

[01:19:53] Queen and Chunk.

[01:19:55] Momgo is appalled.

[01:19:57] Princess Dona Queen and Chunk!

[01:20:19] You need to read Dungeon Crawler, Carl.

[01:20:22] One day I will read.

[01:20:25] Period.

[01:20:34] One day I will read.

[01:20:37] Period.

[01:20:43] Are you still reading, Berserk? Uh, I'm taking a break from reading.

[01:20:47] I'm taking a break from all the reading, but I will read again!

[01:20:52] You better be careful. I will read again and I won't stop reading

[01:20:59] You'll see

[01:21:03] You'll see

[01:21:07] 18 years break

[01:21:11] Well, you know what I read enough to know that you spelled break wrong

[01:21:22] That's how much I know Spellmaster Bro, I lost a spelling bee when

[01:21:37] I was a kid I lost a spelling bee.

[01:21:40] I don't remember a word I lost it but I lost it fairly on and then I was a man.

[01:21:47] Best thing to be a loser my whole life.

[01:21:57] Wait, tonight is a Tony Awards?!

[01:21:59] Oh, fuck!

[01:22:17] They started like two hours ago, fuck!

[01:22:23] Wait, who's performed yet?

[01:22:27] What performances have there been?

[01:22:36] So, Shauna Bean wins her first Tony for performance in The Lost Boys?

[01:22:39] The Lost Boys musical, what?

[01:22:42] Guys, one of my favorite films is The Lost Boys.

[01:22:47] I love that movie.

[01:22:48] It's very old.

[01:22:49] That's a great movie.

[01:22:51] They made a musical out of the movie.

[01:22:57] Wait, did they do a performance of Moulin Rouge?

[01:23:10] What the fuck?

[01:23:17] Cry for your sister!

[01:23:20] Cry for your brother!

[01:23:22] Cry for your mother!

[01:23:24] Cry for your father!

[01:23:26] Cry for everybody in your whole fucking family!

[01:23:40] AIN'T NO WAY!

[01:23:47] And Megan the Stallion is at the Tonys!

[01:23:51] What?

[01:23:52] What is this Tonys?

[01:23:53] What?

[01:23:54] WHAT'S GONNA MESSING IT? I'M MISSING THE TONES!

[01:24:14] Ain't no way they're doing a fr-

[01:24:16] Wait, somebody- they posted the whole fucking performance on- on fucking Twitter.

[01:24:24] I don't know who the fuck Tony is, but he's giving out awards!

[01:24:50] For years!

[01:24:56] Oh my god. Wait, this is currently airing. I don't think we can show this.

[01:25:01] Oh, let me take a tiny listen.

[01:25:03] P tout!?

[01:25:10] P Quest!?

[01:25:17] Cr Khan voice

[01:25:19] Cr Khan voice

[01:25:21] C PLAT!!

[01:25:25] Pais is the ghost, is the soul, ghost, pais is the ghost, ghost, pais is the ghost, ghost, pais is the ghost

[01:25:36] Wait, and pink is there? Jesus Christ!

[01:25:39] Does that tornar lead you to a ASMR?

[01:25:49] Well did they invite Christina Aguilera, no.

[01:25:57] Ready and steady.

[01:26:01] I don't think they did.

[01:26:18] If you don't put this up on the screen, I'ma go find it.

[01:26:23] Are you threatening me?

[01:26:25] I might get in trouble if I put this on the screen. It's literally airing right now.

[01:26:31] Oh my god, Ain't No Way They Had Megan Thee Stallion Do The Rap!

[01:26:39] Tonight you're a leading lady.

[01:26:41] I am?

[01:26:42] You're Sarah Chase.

[01:26:43] You and your co-star, Onagasa, are both nominated for Tony Award.

[01:26:47] Wow!

[01:26:48] Spoilers.

[01:26:49] Oh my god, look at Patrick Carradine.

[01:26:52] She did the reading back up.

[01:26:55] Ain't No Way They Extended The Move On Roo's

[01:26:58] Lady Marmalade song to 7 minutes and 34 seconds. What the fuck?

[01:27:06] It crammed it all in there! It crammed it all in there!

[01:27:12] The fuck is a Tony Award? It's like a Grammy for Musicals.

[01:27:17] The Tony Awards is an awards show for Musicals on Broadway for musical performances.

[01:27:26] It's like the Grammys, but it's only for music calls

[01:27:35] Boss 40 so much for a five gifted subs

[01:27:42] Yes, it stands for the T and egot

[01:27:46] People who get who are egotts are few and far between

[01:27:51] There's not many egotts in the world, but it would be really cool to be an egot

[01:27:56] And Egot is a person who's won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony.

[01:28:09] No, no, Egot. Egot winners. Let me see, how many Egot...

[01:28:15] There's only 28 people in the world who has received, who has achieved this prestigious status.

[01:28:22] only 20 people in the world are egotts

[01:28:37] of course Rita Moreno is one of them a famous Puerto Rican woman of course

[01:28:45] Rita Moreno is one of the egotts of course a Puerto Rican had to be an egot

[01:28:49] So proud, so proud, so proud, so proud, so proud.

[01:29:03] Jennifer Hudson, Elton John, Viola Davis, Steven Spielberg?

[01:29:11] Ah yes, true, Steven Spielberg.

[01:29:14] Whoopie Goldberg?

[01:29:19] Andrew Lloyd Webber?

[01:29:22] John Legend?

[01:29:23] Alan Menken?

[01:29:26] The Tollies are neat since the nominees are from any active shows.

[01:29:30] Imagine if a movie that debuted last year could win in Oscar if it was better than the movies that came out this year.

[01:29:36] Trey.

[01:29:38] Audrey Hepburn?

[01:29:44] Non-competitive, you got Liza Minnelli, James Earl Jones, Quincy Jones, Harry Belafonte,

[01:30:05] Barbara Streisand

[01:30:08] Frank Marshall

[01:30:11] Wait, who's a double Egot?

[01:30:17] Wait, there's a double Egot?

[01:30:24] Robert Lopez is a double Egot? Holy shit! Wait, no! No, no, no! Triple Egot!

[01:30:35] He has 3 Emmys, 3 Grammys, oh 2 Academy Awards and 3 Tonys, ok so he is a double Egot because

[01:30:44] he hasn't, he didn't get 2, 3 Oscars.

[01:30:51] Very close, very close.

[01:30:53] That is impressive as shi-

[01:30:59] He's literally the only double Egot.

[01:31:06] That's an incredible feat

[01:31:14] If you don't know they are a songwriter

[01:31:18] They co-wrote the Book of Mormon Avenue Q. They also co-wrote songs on Frozen and

[01:31:27] Coco

[01:31:31] Like this dude has done crazy shit

[01:31:35] The Book of Mormon, the musical.

[01:31:41] He's also the youngest Egoad, the fastest Egoad, and then broke his own record for his

[01:31:47] second Egoad.

[01:31:48] That's crazy.

[01:31:49] What an incredible feat.

[01:31:50] What an incredible legacy.

[01:31:51] He won 2014 Best Original Song, Let It Go, from Frozen.

[01:32:02] song Let It Go from Frozen.

[01:32:06] And then in 2018, he won Remember Me from Coco.

[01:32:13] Oh my god, he wrote the theme song?

[01:32:17] But added the all along?

[01:32:18] This guy's crazy.

[01:32:25] You want a day type Emmy for Outstanding Music Direction

[01:32:28] and Composition for the Wonder Pets?

[01:32:31] HE DID THE MUSIC FOR THE WONDERPATS!

[01:32:44] Oh my god, the fucking wonderpats.

[01:33:01] Did he get a Cable Ace Award?

[01:33:10] What?

[01:33:11] What is that?

[01:33:12] What the f**k is Cable Ace Award?

[01:33:14] I don't think I'll never get an EGOT.

[01:33:17] I'll never be the EGOT.

[01:33:20] But it's cool, I'm a f*****g retuber.

[01:33:28] I'm a motherfuckin' YouTuber!

[01:33:38] Wait, is Pink in Chicago?

[01:33:41] Is that why they had her doing all that jazz?

[01:33:44] Is she in Chicago?

[01:33:53] Hi, traffic.

[01:33:58] I wouldn't be surprised they've done so much stun casting yeah it was a prize be

[01:34:13] Wow!

[01:34:14] Wow!

[01:34:15] You think the Mushoku girls should cover Cell Block Tango?

[01:34:20] Oh my god!

[01:34:23] The Cell Block Tango lip sheets!

[01:34:28] Oh my god!

[01:34:33] You think the Mushoku girls should cover Cell Block Tango?

[01:34:38] Oh my god! The Cell Block Tango Lipsheets!

[01:34:53] Oh my god, what if Henya says not guilty, Daio?

[01:34:57] Not guilty, Daio!

[01:35:03] Wait, did they have a f**king...

[01:35:11] Did they perform a number from Rocky Horror Picture Show on the Tony's?

[01:35:33] Okay, I'm in there, Bluna.

[01:35:35] I saw the performance of Sweet Transvestite on the Tonight Show, and it was pretty...

[01:35:43] I saw the clip on YouTube.

[01:35:46] And it was pretty good.

[01:35:48] It was pretty good.

[01:35:49] It's so hard for me, like...

[01:35:51] It's so hard for me to see anybody other than Tim Curry in the frickin' role, though.

[01:36:00] I just...

[01:36:03] It's hard for me. It's hard for me.

[01:36:07] But I think he plays a great Doctor Frankin Furture.

[01:36:21] The different interpretations are cool.

[01:36:33] I didn't see the remake, uh, the show's actually like, on, I think, is it, where's the show

[01:36:43] playing right now?

[01:36:44] Is it on, broadly, again, or is it somewhere else?

[01:37:02] Ragtime won what?

[01:37:07] They won best revival over cats?

[01:37:13] Okay, well like I gotta say Ragtime is pretty good, but like what?

[01:37:21] Damn, what the fuck?

[01:37:25] I received an Oscar for being the best producer. He was born and named yesterday after my long fight against fertility

[01:37:32] What?

[01:37:39] Am I dumb?

[01:37:42] No cats and lovies, shut up!

[01:37:54] Oh my god bro.

[01:37:58] Can't you tell where my mental state is?

[01:38:00] state is, I was just like what? Am I stupid? Congratulations on your baby Oscar.

[01:38:07] Congratulations on your baby Oscar, okay? My brain is smooth today. My brain is fucking

[01:38:24] fucking smooth today!

[01:38:32] Damn bro, people hate cats, you know what?

[01:38:34] I feel like that movie fucked cats reputation up for life.

[01:38:39] The cats movie completely fucked over any,

[01:38:42] any, anything cats related forever.

[01:38:47] That movie like,

[01:38:50] flop, paint, the whole fucking show.

[01:38:54] Yeah, but here's the question are they gonna fucking do a number from last boys come on

[01:39:24] Let's see this press clip.

[01:39:31] Bitch, where is this?

[01:39:36] My brain is so smooth I don't even know how to use the internet right now.

[01:39:50] My brain is so smooth, I don't know how to use the internet anymore!

[01:40:06] Ahhhhhhhh!

[01:40:24] Bro!

[01:40:27] How far are you willing to go, Michael?

[01:40:30] Michael, how far do you wanna go, Michael?

[01:40:33] I wanna be Lord of the Shamblore

[01:40:39] Someone make me feel like a diamond

[01:40:45] Give me what I am

[01:40:50] Be the place that I believe

[01:40:53] I'm not gonna reply

[01:40:55] Give me what I am

[01:40:58] You feel how I like

[01:41:01] You never know what I'll see

[01:41:04] In the next hour of this hour

[01:41:07] You'll never have to be a girl again

[01:41:12] Oh

[01:41:13] Who do you want?

[01:41:14] You need to know who you are

[01:41:18] You know who you are

[01:41:23] Oh, computer, find me a way for me to fucking see this fucking show, computer.

[01:41:37] Holy shit, gracious.

[01:41:39] Oh my god.

[01:41:44] Um, yeah, I need a fuckin' Lost Boy Slime tutorial, so pfft.

[01:41:55] No, they never, they never, they never, like, name it, the name of the musical guys.

[01:41:59] Come on, it's always like...

[01:42:01] it'll probably be called strange guy encounters lost people on a bridge late

[01:42:17] at night slime tutorial or some shit I don't know probably name it that or

[01:42:22] some shit I don't know wandering men yeah wandering men late at night in Santa

[01:42:31] Clara

[01:42:37] not Clara Carla in Santa Carla wandering wandering men in Santa Carla

[01:42:46] Slime tutorial.

[01:42:56] Not the freaking maggots in the Chinese food! No!

[01:43:01] Oh god!

[01:43:03] That shit was gross.

[01:43:06] Do they still use slime tutorials? No, they still use slime tutorial, bro.

[01:43:11] They still use slime tutorial.

[01:43:18] Yeah, there's a scene in The Lost Boys where he's like really hungry and he's like here

[01:43:34] and he gives them some Chinese food and he starts eating it and he's like laughing at

[01:43:38] He's like, you like it and he's like, oh, it's like maggots Michael you're eating maggots

[01:43:44] And he looks down and like the whole box is maggots and he's been eating maggots the whole time

[01:43:55] That's so gross

[01:44:02] It was a great film I

[01:44:05] Wonder if it's all wait

[01:44:08] I verified the clip. Oh my God, it's literally here.

[01:44:20] It's literally...

[01:44:22] Eating time! Come and get it, boys.

[01:44:24] All right!

[01:44:26] Eating time! Come and get it, boys!

[01:44:28] I mean, good choice.

[01:44:31] Over here, bud.

[01:44:34] Yes, first, if you don't like rice, tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?

[01:44:44] Come on.

[01:44:45] If you don't like rice, kid.

[01:44:51] Bro, that fucking mole, bro. What the fuck? Is that Jack Bauer?

[01:44:56] Yes, that is Jack Bauer.

[01:45:01] How about those maggots?

[01:45:04] Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?

[01:45:30] It was right so long.

[01:45:31] How long?

[01:45:32] Seven days.

[01:45:33] No hard feelings, huh?

[01:45:38] He was fucking with us!

[01:45:42] Ahhhhh!

[01:45:43] I mean, worms.

[01:45:44] I mean, they're worms.

[01:45:47] Tony!

[01:45:52] Tony, you know?

[01:45:57] I got some worms.

[01:45:59] That's enough.

[01:46:01] And then he makes him drink this.

[01:46:15] Chat, would you drink that?

[01:46:20] Would you drink that drink that they're going to serve you from that weird, dusky bottle

[01:46:26] Hey, you don't know what the fuck it is?

[01:46:41] You have a taste?

[01:46:44] I think some of this might go...

[01:46:48] ...be one of us.

[01:46:49] Bro, he literally, like, I-

[01:46:52] He's like, does he want to fuck him? What's happening here?

[01:46:56] No, Michael!

[01:47:05] Michael!

[01:47:08] Michael!

[01:47:10] My, my, you don't have to, Michael.

[01:47:14] My, Michael, Michael, Michael!

[01:47:18] Michael!

[01:47:19] It.. it.. it.. it literally is blood.

[01:47:23] Yeah, I'm not very sure.

[01:47:24] Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure.

[01:47:26] I'm good.

[01:47:27] Oh my god.

[01:47:32] These little, ha ha, so funny.

[01:47:37] I remember when movie channels used to do that shit.

[01:47:40] And have like all the little things clickable.

[01:47:42] Well, that was 13 years ago.

[01:47:45] Let's watch the whole thing.

[01:47:46] We can't watch the whole thing on stream.

[01:47:48] We can't do that.

[01:47:54] It was blood. Spoiler alert. It was blood. Spoiler alert. It was blood. And he starts turning into a vampire.

[01:48:04] Spoiler alert. It was blood.

[01:48:08] It starts turning into a fucking vampire.

[01:48:22] Who got a gas stick?

[01:48:24] who could have guessed it who could have guessed it wait what oh my god this is

[01:48:34] such high quality what the fuck yeah brothers look at this eating time come

[01:48:41] and get it boys

[01:48:44] It's just like...

[01:48:46] Jesus!

[01:48:48] I can actually see!

[01:48:51] Wait, it actually goes beyond that cliff.

[01:48:54] What the fuck?

[01:48:56] They remastered it?

[01:48:57] Hey, wait, he drinks the blood.

[01:49:01] Why is the blood drinking so high?

[01:49:03] Oh, it's because...

[01:49:06] I remember this.

[01:49:07] He starts fucking like, like, nutting.

[01:49:10] No wonder that's so high.

[01:49:14] He always starts nutting here.

[01:49:17] My goat, my goat, my goat, my goat, my goat, my goat.

[01:49:34] Oh yeah, and then the song starts playing. Holy shit.

[01:49:36] All right, Marko.

[01:49:38] Vines!

[01:49:39] Oh!

[01:49:40] Vines!

[01:49:40] Go!

[01:49:41] Vines!

[01:49:42] Go!

[01:49:42] Vines!

[01:49:43] Go!

[01:49:43] Vines!

[01:49:44] Go!

[01:49:47] Oh my gosh, that is-

[01:49:48] Ah!

[01:49:49] Ah, ah, ah!

[01:49:50] It's a-

[01:49:50] Oh yeah!

[01:49:52] Oh, blood!

[01:49:52] Mmm!

[01:49:54] Shit.

[01:49:58] Oh my-

[01:49:58] Oh.

[01:49:59] My-

[01:50:00] OOh.

[01:50:02] Oh my-

[01:50:03] Oh stop it!

[01:50:04] Stop it!

[01:50:04] It's a-

[01:50:05] Oh yeah!

[01:50:14] Where have I seen this woman before?

[01:50:30] Oh yeah! And then there's this thing on the bridge!

[01:50:35] She was in Twister?

[01:50:37] Perfect timing.

[01:50:41] What's going on?

[01:50:43] Oh, yeah, the brakes.

[01:50:45] Michael wants to know what's going on.

[01:50:47] Marko?

[01:50:49] What's going on?

[01:50:51] I don't know.

[01:50:53] What's going on, Paul?

[01:50:55] Who wants to know?

[01:50:57] Michael wants to know.

[01:50:59] I think we should let him know.

[01:51:01] I think we should let him know.

[01:51:03] I think we should let Michael know what's going on.

[01:51:06] Yeah.

[01:51:07] I think they all want to fuck.

[01:51:09] Yeah.

[01:51:10] Marko.

[01:51:11] Go on, Marko.

[01:51:12] Farms away!

[01:51:13] Climb yourself, man.

[01:51:14] So they all jump off this fucking bridge.

[01:51:15] So now, if your friends were to jump off a bridge, would you too?

[01:51:26] Well, yes.

[01:51:27] Where to jump off a bridge would you too? Well, yes

[01:51:34] Come with us Michael

[01:51:37] Well, yes, I will jump off the fucking bridge

[01:51:50] Of course

[01:51:57] Why for you idiot? Don't do it!

[01:52:03] So stupid!

[01:52:05] Welcome aboard, Michael!

[01:52:09] Welcome aboard, Michael!

[01:52:12] Uh-oh, the train's coming.

[01:52:21] Bro, this is what kids do to get high, holy shit.

[01:52:27] Oh god!

[01:52:29] I think I'm gonna die!

[01:52:31] I'm gonna die!

[01:52:33] I'm gonna die!

[01:52:35] AHHHH!

[01:52:36] AHHHH!

[01:52:37] AHHHH!

[01:52:38] AHHHH!

[01:52:39] AHHHH!

[01:52:40] AHHHH!

[01:52:41] AHHHH!

[01:52:42] AHHHH!

[01:52:43] AHHHH!

[01:52:44] AHHHH!

[01:52:45] AHHHH!

[01:52:46] AHHHH!

[01:52:47] AHHHH!

[01:52:48] AHHHH!

[01:52:49] Oh, one of them fell already.

[01:52:51] Broly!

[01:52:52] AHHHH!

[01:52:53] Back in my day, we used to hang underneath the fucking bridge when a train came in.

[01:52:56] Fuck your bridge with a train!

[01:52:58] Hey!

[01:52:58] Don't be scared, Michael!

[01:53:01] I don't know, bro.

[01:53:02] I'd rather be online than be shit like this.

[01:53:08] AHHHHH!

[01:53:09] One of us!

[01:53:10] Let's go!

[01:53:12] I do what?

[01:53:13] You are one of us, Michael!

[01:53:21] David!

[01:53:26] He's afraid, he's afraid to let go.

[01:53:41] I'd rather watch Iron Mouse than do this crazy shit.

[01:53:44] Well I'd rather do this crazy shit, people are fucking nuts.

[01:53:56] Yeah, hold on!

[01:53:58] No!

[01:54:00] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:02] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:04] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:06] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:08] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:10] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:12] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:14] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:16] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:18] Ahhhhh!

[01:54:20] My good idiot!

[01:54:22] This is stupid!

[01:54:24] And then somehow he magically landed on his bed.

[01:54:28] Ow.

[01:54:30] How did he make it there?

[01:54:33] With his fucking shoes on the bed!

[01:54:35] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[01:54:38] His motherfucking with shoes on the fucking bed on his fucking pillows!

[01:54:42] Disgusting!

[01:54:43] Lucy, did you know the guy that plays Michael?

[01:54:46] Jason Patrick, his father played Father Damien Karras in the Exorcist.

[01:54:49] Oh shit, I did not know that.

[01:54:51] Fucking shoes on the pillow, that's a real horror movie, bro.

[01:55:07] You know he's a vampire, cause the shoes on the bed, yup.

[01:55:13] Yup.

[01:55:15] Yup.

[01:55:17] Definitely a vampire.

[01:55:20] You would not do that.

[01:55:52] The millimeter 60 millimeter sex analog film was often up to 4k in actual dimensions.

[01:55:58] Going back well over 50 years, they even had to shrink movies to put in theaters and VHS.

[01:56:04] Dream Masters usually just have to clean up artifacts from film.

[01:56:34] And now you know and now you know oh my god

[01:56:47] Chat the whole movie is up for free on YouTube movies

[01:56:53] You can watch the Lost Boys for free on YouTube

[01:56:56] But how come it's labeled as a comedy?

[01:57:02] Well, it is kind of a comedy, I guess.

[01:57:05] It is a comedy, I guess.

[01:57:12] It says comedy.

[01:57:14] 1987 is when that movie came out.

[01:57:21] How are they shaped?

[01:57:26] I have to tell you, I watched the movie, I watched the movie, I watched the movie, I watched

[01:57:51] I have to tell you, I watched a little bit of scary movie.

[01:58:02] I saw some clips floating around and I watched a tiny bit of the clips.

[01:58:14] The new scary movie that came out.

[01:58:18] Oh man, I did not laugh.

[01:58:26] Maybe it's just the clips that I saw. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it's fun here somewhere else, but I'm like...

[01:58:37] Yikes. I was like, yikes.

[01:58:46] Yikes.

[01:58:48] I guess like I guess like

[01:59:15] I guess Shorty's like supposed to be like a live streamer or something like that?

[01:59:25] He's like a live streamer in the movie?

[01:59:36] He's a streamer in the movie and he's still in high school by the way.

[01:59:42] the movie. He's still in high school, in the movie.

[01:59:51] I booped your nose, mousey hee hee, iron mouse, te-he-he-he.

[02:00:00] And like, he like makes a joke like, oh, yeah, I'm like a super, super, super senior or some

[02:00:07] shit like that I don't know he made like some like joke because he's still in

[02:00:10] fucking high school and he's any live streams and he did a live stream he just

[02:00:20] streamed with kai sanat in the movie and then there was a k-pop demon hunters

[02:00:32] parody in the movie and I was like what is this

[02:00:39] what? it was a Kpop Demon Hunter's parody in the movie?

[02:00:44] a bit late but was the comedy tag on that lost boys movie for the amount of

[02:00:48] overacting going on? also Beep Boop! Beep Boop! I felt it felt like it was like

[02:00:55] shoehorn then? I felt like it was just like...

[02:01:01] shoehorn... it just felt so like... they did like a parody of the scene from um...

[02:01:08] what's that movie? what's that movie that came out?

[02:01:14] where the lady was like swirling her tea and like hypnotizing the guy.

[02:01:20] yeah they did a get-out parody and like... I guess they were like hypnotizing him

[02:01:24] and when he fell back, he fell into K-pop Demon Hunters.

[02:01:32] And I'm like, what the...

[02:01:41] It's so- it was just so like...

[02:01:44] Man.

[02:01:46] There was only- I saw-

[02:01:49] There was only like one part that like...

[02:01:54] I saw the ending and it kinda made me like, oh haha.

[02:02:01] I did like a haha, but it wasn't like I was like,

[02:02:03] haha, haha, haha, haha.

[02:02:05] I did like a haha.

[02:02:10] But that was it, I was just like haha.

[02:02:19] Was it a haha or hee hee?

[02:02:21] No, not even a hee hee, it was a haha.

[02:02:24] Actually, it was more like a hey.

[02:02:29] It was like a hey.

[02:02:33] I did a hey.

[02:02:39] Well, maybe it's because I haven't seen the whole movie.

[02:02:42] Maybe if I watch the whole movie, maybe I'll find,

[02:02:45] maybe if I watch the whole thing.

[02:02:50] Maybe I'll watch the whole thing, maybe.

[02:02:52] Oh my god, they also put freaking white chicks in the movie.

[02:02:57] And I was like,

[02:03:01] well it's like the way they put it in there,

[02:03:04] like they were making fun of the substance.

[02:03:09] They were making fun of the substance

[02:03:11] and like they tried to do like a plastic surgery joke

[02:03:15] so they're like overfilled like her lips and stuff

[02:03:18] and then like the new her like comes out of her back

[02:03:21] And when she gets up, I think it's like the Tiffany character from White Chicks.

[02:03:28] And she's looking at herself in the mirror and she's like, uh, wrong movie!

[02:03:32] And I'm like, why didn't they just, why did, I feel like it would have been funny if they

[02:03:37] hadn't said that and if they would have just like, kept on going with the big.

[02:03:44] You know what I mean?

[02:03:49] I feel like that would have been pretty funny, but like,

[02:03:55] why did they,

[02:03:58] why did they just say, oops, wrong movie.

[02:04:00] And then that was it.

[02:04:01] Like, they, they like immediately killed Tiffany

[02:04:05] or whatever her name is.

[02:04:09] Like they killed her off like immediately.

[02:04:11] And I was just like, what?

[02:04:15] What?

[02:04:19] What the heck?

[02:04:22] Oh no bro.

[02:04:27] You're supposed to laugh when you see that thing, you know.

[02:04:31] Well, it was surprising. I was like, oh shit, white shakes.

[02:04:35] But then it was like, over, like really fast.

[02:04:39] I don't know.

[02:04:48] I'm gonna be honest, I saw this clip from the ending and that's where I was like, hey.

[02:04:57] I was like, hey.

[02:04:59] I was like, hey.

[02:05:00] And I thought it was funny.

[02:05:01] And I was like, hey.

[02:05:02] like hey. Here guys, I'm gonna spoil the whole movie for you right now. I'll spoil the ending

[02:05:13] for you, probably won't even watch the movie now. I wanna spoil the ending, you wanna know

[02:05:18] what made me laugh? The movie, spoiler, so if you wanna see the movie, cover your ears.

[02:05:31] The movie basically follows their kids and they're making fun of the final destination

[02:05:42] movie when the kids go to the parents and it's like the relatives and they're like oh

[02:05:48] I locked myself in my house for like a million years because I'm afraid to go outside and

[02:05:54] blah blah blah and it's Sydney who was afraid to go outside and she comes out and she has

[02:05:58] like this awakening and she's out again and at the end of the movie at the end of

[02:06:03] the movie they tie up all their kids and set the house on fire and they're like

[02:06:10] fuck those kids fuck the next generation I fucking hate those kids and they

[02:06:14] murder their own kids and they all walk away and they're like this is our

[02:06:18] franchise and I was like what what the fuck

[02:06:28] I like murder their own kids!

[02:06:31] What the fuck?

[02:06:36] I just... I... I...

[02:06:40] I was like...

[02:06:41] Ahahaha!

[02:06:42] Ahahaha!

[02:06:49] It was just weird because like,

[02:06:51] they were in the whole movie and then at the end of the movie,

[02:06:53] they were like, you know what, fuck these kids.

[02:06:55] and they tied them up and set them on fire and killed them.

[02:06:59] And I'm like, what?

[02:07:01] Hey.

[02:07:05] Okay.

[02:07:08] So, I guess they're implying a new sequel

[02:07:10] without the children, I guess?

[02:07:12] I don't know, what the fuck?

[02:07:16] It was like, and of course they're making fun of Scream

[02:07:19] and like the whole thing with like the mom from Scream

[02:07:22] and her daughter and they're like trying you know it's just a

[02:07:27] Bro, it was a big big it was a big mess. It was a lot. It was a lot of shit going on, bro

[02:07:34] What was the point?

[02:07:40] I would like to see the rest of the gags to see how funny they are, but like the pieces that I saw was like

[02:07:47] What's happening? Yeah, they had fun, you know

[02:07:52] Hmm.

[02:07:53] It was interesting to see all the different variations of the ghost face mask.

[02:07:59] I saw quite a bit, they were using different masks with different facial expressions.

[02:08:05] I've never watched any movies in the franchise.

[02:08:15] Chat.

[02:08:16] Gang up on her and boop her nose.

[02:08:19] I like scream one and two I thought they were pretty funny I thought they were pretty funny

[02:08:30] The third one not so much

[02:08:39] Is was there a hey gal ghost face mask bro, I fucking hope there is I

[02:08:44] Won't watch the full movie and I fucking hope there is

[02:08:49] I fucking hope there is that'll be so funny you see that would be fucking funny

[02:08:56] funny.

[02:09:14] The Wayans brothers are taking a jab at themselves after 1 and 2 they got pushed out of the franchise

[02:09:20] and only came back improperly with the new one.

[02:09:23] Hence why they wanted to kill off the new blur and not lose franchise control again.

[02:09:27] Interesting.

[02:09:29] You see?

[02:09:30] You learn something new every day, and I learned something today.

[02:09:36] There probably is a FNAF reference in there somewhere.

[02:09:41] I saw Baby No Money in Toronto on Friday, and almost died when you popped up on the screen.

[02:09:47] Hi!

[02:09:48] Surprise! I'm there!

[02:09:53] yeah I've had people like send me videos of me showing up at the shows dancing dancing dancing

[02:10:13] I'm dancing and singing.

[02:10:16] Well, I'm not singing.

[02:10:17] Why I am singing.

[02:10:19] Just a little bit.

[02:10:25] I have a video, but all you can hear is my screeching.

[02:10:26] I got people send me videos, and it's really cute to hear.

[02:10:29] Everybody is screaming when I come out.

[02:10:31] It's really cute.

[02:10:32] I'm like, oh my god.

[02:10:34] That's so sweet.

[02:10:40] That's so sweet.

[02:10:43] I'm happy you get to do so many fun projects.

[02:11:06] Thank you mate too!

[02:11:07] There's so many more projects coming up!

[02:11:10] Are these on YouTube?

[02:11:12] No, cause some of them are like from like friends.

[02:11:16] Oh, they're private.

[02:11:18] But there's one, there was one video that was posted.

[02:11:24] Let me see if I can find it.

[02:11:40] Oh yeah, good kid tweeted it.

[02:11:51] I'll retweet it.

[02:12:05] I'll retweet it.

[02:12:10] Oh, a Yui!

[02:12:23] It's so cute.

[02:12:28] I show up dancing in the back.

[02:12:31] It's very cute.

[02:12:36] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:12:46] Who do you like from Hololive?

[02:12:53] I like a lot of people from Hololive.

[02:12:57] A lot of people from Hololive.

[02:13:05] This is Solci Arena, that's me right now bro, that's me today.

[02:13:09] That's me to you bro.

[02:13:12] Guys.

[02:13:15] I don't know if you find this video interesting, but I was like, oh my love, this video can totally

[02:13:20] either piss off chat

[02:13:23] or freak them out.

[02:13:27] I didn't finish watching it, because I wanted to, I wanted to show it to you.

[02:13:30] I saw Masters of the Universe.

[02:13:35] The fight scenes were fun and most of the jokes were good, but man the runtime needed

[02:13:40] to be cut down like 3 minutes.

[02:13:41] Long movie?

[02:13:42] Long movie?

[02:13:43] Long movie guys.

[02:13:44] I would like to present to you this incredible video called the Gen Alpha Melody.

[02:13:57] I

[02:14:27] I didn't try to get there

[02:14:29] Give me a call to him

[02:14:31] I know

[02:14:33] Give me a call to him

[02:14:35] I know

[02:14:37] It's the chords of the moment

[02:14:39] It's the chords of the moment

[02:14:41] It's the chords of the moment

[02:14:45] It's the four chords of the moment

[02:14:47] For you

[02:14:49] I hope this romantic

[02:14:51] All my life

[02:14:53] You're out of my control

[02:14:55] Wish me never meant to just once again

[02:15:02] Every generation has chords in the moment

[02:15:04] So okay, so what's going on here?

[02:15:08] Are they all copying the same melody?

[02:15:10] Might just be a coincidence

[02:15:25] Alright, I get the point, but you know, it's only pop music. It's not even like like real music

[02:15:55] You can't escape this!

[02:15:58] But, you know, they're all in English.

[02:16:02] All those songs, they're all in English.

[02:16:04] AHHHHHHHHHHH!

[02:16:17] WHAT?!

[02:16:19] I keep going!

[02:16:21] Okay, that's that's weird, but you know, it's only countries from western culture.

[02:16:27] Oh my god.

[02:16:29] Welp, guys.

[02:16:39] It's the chords of the season, bravo!

[02:16:41] When you get into music theory, you start to see this a lot with all kinds of music.

[02:16:44] Exactly.

[02:16:45] Aware.

[02:16:45] This is, yeah man, this is why I, I always hated music theory,

[02:16:49] because like when you'd study music theory like all the magic and mystery of music like

[02:16:55] i don't know i just felt all the magic and mystery leave

[02:17:05] that name is melody the gen album melody

[02:17:07] referring to the time period most of these songs were released

[02:17:10] why is this interesting the world of music is built upon inspiration and melodic and harmonic

[02:17:16] norms. So being inspired is inevitable. This seems throughout history in court

[02:17:20] progression such as the one four fives of blues or the two five ones of jazz or the

[02:17:27] axis of awesome progression in pop music.

[02:17:34] It's also seen in every special technique such as the use of sampling

[02:17:39] jazz and soul and hip-hop are the heavy use of chorus.

[02:17:45] I bet you didn't know that was sampled, huh?

[02:17:47] Things clichase because our ideas inspire each other, but the Gen Alpha melody is different

[02:17:51] and that's because it's a fully-fledged melody being copied.

[02:17:54] This means it's a very specific melody, and a melody that could have easily been a victim

[02:17:58] of copyright.

[02:17:59] What makes this so interesting is that I've never seen a specific melody come even close

[02:18:03] to being as used in popular music, the only ones I can think of are a melody writing technique

[02:18:08] such as one note melodies like the super tonic melody which is a triplet flow of trap

[02:18:16] music.

[02:18:17] But the gen alpha melody is a bit too specific.

[02:18:21] A hypothetical comparison would be if the riff or the melody to 7 nation army was copied

[02:18:26] a hundred times and no royalties were being paid to the white stripes.

[02:18:30] But what makes this melody so specific?

[02:18:32] Here's how it works.

[02:18:34] Alright, so the melody is made up of four notes put into two phrases.

[02:18:37] Sarge on the fourth degree and is then followed by the note a tri-tone below, which is a 7th.

[02:18:47] Next up is the 7th, which begins on the third, and then jumps down a fifth to the sixth degree.

[02:18:55] If that didn't make sense, I was just naming the different degrees of the major scale as

[02:18:58] opposed to just the names of the keys because the melody is always in C major and the notes

[02:19:04] This guy is legit. His sure microphone has a dent in it. Quality stamp in my book.

[02:19:09] You always know when they're really the real deal, when they have a sure mic with a fucking dent in it.

[02:19:18] Not all melodies, including that specific series of tones, are the Gen Alpha Melody.

[02:19:22] For example, last year I tried going viral by jumping on the trend with this composition, but it didn't really work out.

[02:19:29] Oh, shit!

[02:19:31] I'm sorry, it didn't work out well.

[02:19:32] It constitutes the gen alpha melody. It's there for that these four notes are the pillars of the melody.

[02:19:39] Which means all other tones revolve around these because they're landing on strong beats or the melodic phrase ends on them.

[02:19:58] It's always in that order, bro.

[02:20:02] The reason I think this is such a widely copied melody is because it's a prime example

[02:20:15] of a good melody, and good melody is obviously subjective when talking music, but at least

[02:20:19] in traditional terms.

[02:20:21] Melodies in classical music are built up by questions and opinions of the music of the

[02:20:25] melody of question but I never really asked it. Another way to phrase it is

[02:20:30] as dissonance and consulance which is basically what all music is built up on.

[02:20:35] You can hear the first phrase is setting up to something but you can't

[02:20:40] really just end a phrase there. And to that question we get an answer but it's

[02:20:46] sort of inconclusive. It's not really you know the answer you wanted so it's

[02:20:54] It's followed by another question.

[02:21:24] you

[02:21:54] you

[02:22:24] you

[02:22:54] you

[02:23:24] you

[02:23:54] Tricks which the verdict is based upon can, for example, be the aforementioned pillars

[02:24:22] of the Gen Alphanelidae. Some popular examples of songs that had to pay the original songwriters

[02:24:27] for copying include Stay With Me by Sam Smith, I Won't Back Down by Chalm Pei, Freep by Radio

[02:24:41] Oh see creep hear that I breathe by the Holly's

[02:24:54] Oh

[02:25:02] Hear that I breathe by the Holly's

[02:25:04] I don't think those examples come anywhere near to the original songwriters, I don't think

[02:25:30] Those examples come anywhere near to me.

[02:25:32] Yeah, you can't copyright a chord progression.

[02:25:34] That is true.

[02:25:35] And that's because the gen alpha melody is a case of what's called interpolation.

[02:25:39] Interpolation.

[02:25:40] Interpolation involves taking part of an existing musical work as opposed to a sound recording and incorporating it into a new work.

[02:25:47] This means it's not sampling, but rather copyrighted.

[02:25:49] Some artists do this consciously, like Ride Round by Flo Rider, being an inspiration of You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive.

[02:25:57] Or 7 Rings by Ariana Grande being an interpolation of my favorite things from sound or music.

[02:26:05] This is what a lot of EDM artists do, because they know the popularity and recognition of

[02:26:10] the melody will make it easier to digest.

[02:26:12] It's great solely from a financial standpoint, because it'll get more streams and the cut

[02:26:16] you have to give to the songwriters is made up for by the recognition and therefore more

[02:26:21] streams than if it had another melody.

[02:26:23] Some also do this subconsciously, meaning they probably weren't aware that they were

[02:26:27] stealing.

[02:26:28] Artists like Ed Sheeran and Boasis have been accused of this several times.

[02:26:31] Either way, they have to pay a huge cut to the original songwriters if the songs are

[02:26:35] not in the cup with the main.

[02:26:36] A counterargument to plagiarism in music is that there are only 7 notes to choose from,

[02:26:41] but that argument falls short because there are endless possibilities when it comes to

[02:26:45] even the major scale and a 4 bar phrase.

[02:26:47] Look up Panda Autonocysm for example.

[02:26:52] The pop progression is one of the most unique things that you can find to have in the sound

[02:26:55] easily, listenable, it narrates the options down significantly, since common chord progressions

[02:27:00] and pop formula is by the norm.

[02:27:02] This is why I don't think most of the songwriters of songs with the gen alpha melody made a

[02:27:06] conscious decision to steal or interpolate, but rather just fiddle around with the melody

[02:27:11] to a very common chord progression and subconsciously hear what sounds good for those listening to

[02:27:16] the instruments.

[02:27:17] Okay, so everybody's copying everybody and they are basically doing an interpolation of this melody

[02:27:24] That's fine. But who made the melody? Who gets the money?

[02:27:31] Clara was a name that pops up a lot because Sofia was such a big hit and most of the examples of the

[02:27:36] Gena of a melody come from 2020 and onwards. She's also a very respected artist, so nobody really sees her as an original

[02:27:42] But she didn't write the melody, because I can find several other examples from before

[02:27:49] 2019 with the exact same melody.

[02:27:51] All the cases from the 2010s lead back to Lady Gaga, which I mentioned used the variation

[02:27:56] of the Gen Alpha melody.

[02:27:58] But this is still not the bottom of her rabbit hole.

[02:28:00] As soon as extensive research all clues lead back to one person and a song released in

[02:28:06] 2004, which is the oldest shoes of this melody I can find.

[02:28:13] Oh shit! Anastasia!

[02:28:20] Anastasia was patient zero all along!

[02:28:28] 2004!

[02:28:36] This is all a void.

[02:28:50] This is the announcement of your Anastasia fan page.

[02:28:55] Yes guys, this is all a plot to prove that Anastasia is the greatest of all time.

[02:29:02] Well, that was the video.

[02:29:06] Now you will not unhear that for the rest of your life, you will always hear that and think, oh my god, Genalphamility.

[02:29:22] Anastasia, Anastasia, I never doubted you.

[02:29:25] You know what's funny? That's like literally his only video on his channel.

[02:29:37] He has no more videos on his channel. That's the only video on his channel.

[02:29:43] And he uploaded it three weeks ago.

[02:29:46] Yup.

[02:29:47] Unlike where this guy come from, the music studio of course because he has a dented

[02:29:57] share microphone, and everybody knows only true professionals have dented share microphones.

[02:30:22] Have you seen Dr. K versus 20 depressed people?

[02:30:26] What?

[02:30:31] So Anastasia cover, when?

[02:30:38] Anastasia.

[02:30:52] I

[02:31:22] Holy shit!

[02:31:27] Wait!

[02:31:30] Where's Alice DJ?

[02:31:33] Oh shit!

[02:31:52] A-Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu-Puس dét...

[02:31:59] And sheney

[02:32:05] She's naked on the cover of her album

[02:32:11] I'm naked

[02:32:17] You didn't play the only one

[02:32:22] Naked. You own it? You own Naked? Do you own Naked? Oh, it's my medicine time. And then

[02:32:35] And we'll watch the showcase.

[02:32:58] Now we'll watch the showcase.

[02:33:28] What the heck?

[02:33:58] I'm gonna put a little bit of water on the bottle.

[02:34:09] I'm gonna put a little bit of water on the bottle.

[02:34:51] What the fuck?

[02:34:58] Hey iron mouse, you forgot to make a going live notification on your plurk.

[02:35:17] Yeah, I should update. What's another old ass fucking website that people used to use?

[02:35:33] Guys, I'm gonna go update my Xanga.

[02:35:47] What the fuck, good lord!

[02:36:05] When did Zango die?

[02:36:15] It died in 2013.

[02:36:17] Guys, bear back, I need to make an update on Club Penguin.

[02:36:24] I gotta feed my Neopets.

[02:36:29] I gotta go on Gaia online.

[02:36:35] Pop Tropica!

[02:36:40] Oh my god.

[02:36:45] Yeah, I update my Habbo hotel.

[02:37:11] Oh my god, Moshi Monsters, what the fuck?

[02:37:17] I remember Moshi Monsters.

[02:37:21] IMVU, IMVU is a cesspool.

[02:37:24] Oh, go there. IMVU.

[02:37:28] Uh...

[02:37:30] You don't wanna go there.

[02:37:31] Use AIM, American Internet Messenger?

[02:37:34] American Internet Messenger.

[02:37:41] Time to go on second life guys.

[02:38:02] Oh my god, animal jam, holy shit.

[02:38:06] Yeah, I know Second Life is still around.

[02:38:28] I wonder what people are getting up to on second night these days.

[02:38:44] ERP probably brought us all they do on there. ERP.

[02:38:58] What's ERP?

[02:39:01] Oh, don't worry about it.

[02:39:05] Your ERP career is old enough to drink?

[02:39:10] The thing that I found, like, okay.

[02:39:14] The thing I found strange about Second Life was,

[02:39:17] I get people ERPing, bro.

[02:39:19] But there were like, there were worlds that you can go to

[02:39:23] that have like daycare centers and shit like that

[02:39:26] and like uh you people like were role-playing like having children and

[02:39:34] families and yeah it was it was um it was uh it was something but see like

[02:39:50] there was there was there were fake babies that you could like that they

[02:39:54] made that you can like buy them but there was also people who would roleplay as the baby and they

[02:39:58] would make their avatar a fucking baby or make their avatar a kid and then I remember there was

[02:40:08] like this there were like roleplay communities like on second life that you had to apply to get

[02:40:12] into and it was like a neighborhood a suburban neighborhood with schools and with jobs and

[02:40:18] And it was like GTA RP, but like in second life.

[02:40:23] And everybody had, like people had jobs and shit.

[02:40:33] It was on 9 8's away.

[02:40:48] and then like and then and then I remember that one guy who lost a lot of

[02:40:57] money in second life because it was used as a kind of a virtual property owner

[02:41:01] it costs money to buy a house to that is true so in second life you can use real

[02:41:07] money to purchase land and people sometimes would pay hundreds upon

[02:41:12] hundreds of dollars sometimes thousands of dollars to buy land in second life

[02:41:20] And you could you could own land in second life it was the original metaverse you could rent and own land there I

[02:41:30] Don't know how much it costs now, but I remember I remember that it would cost like it would be super expensive

[02:41:36] Even companies bought land in Second Life.

[02:41:41] Like there was companies that owned property in Second Life.

[02:41:44] Yeah, so people would actually make money.

[02:41:53] Actually knew somebody who earned a living making clothes and making objects in Second Life.

[02:41:59] They would 3D model outfits and they would 3D model like clothes.

[02:42:04] Also, you could make outfits and other assets and sell them for second-life dollars, which you could convert back into real money

[02:42:10] That was their full-time job. They were making enough to sustain their life as a full-time job

[02:42:17] creating 3d assets for second life

[02:42:26] And now now I'm like kicking myself in the ass cuz I'm like damn I wish like I lost contact with them

[02:42:33] And I'm like fuck man, I wish I had contact with them now because I need somebody that does 3d stuff

[02:42:39] And they made some pretty cool stuff they would make pretty cool clothes and stuff and I'm like shit man I

[02:42:46] Lost touch with a good 3d modeling

[02:42:48] I don't know why.

[02:42:50] Fuck.

[02:43:00] Don't reconnect to use them.

[02:43:02] What? It's not using people

[02:43:04] if you're paying for their services.

[02:43:06] What do you mean bro?

[02:43:08] What?

[02:43:10] Are you insane?

[02:43:14] Are you insane?

[02:43:18] That's so strange to say.

[02:43:39] I literally fight with people to pay them.

[02:43:43] I encounter people that do not want me to charge them and do not want to take my money

[02:43:47] and it's like, take my motherfucking money, Brad.

[02:43:55] Don't reconnect to your money.

[02:43:57] I mean, it would be to contact somebody for a job.

[02:44:17] Yeah, I have a lot, I have some P friends that like are into like 3D stuff, like, and

[02:44:38] they were really talented, but I'm telling you like a lot of very talented people do

[02:44:42] work on Second Life. A lot of very talented 3D modelers on Second Life. And some of them

[02:44:48] like changed over the years and moved over to like VR chat 3D modeling. So in Second

[02:44:56] Life there's like there's also this area like for some reason like if you're like into anime

[02:45:02] and you want anime avatars like they don't mingle with like the normal looking avatar

[02:45:08] So like there was always like an area for like weaves and stuff

[02:45:23] It was a there was a there was an area for the weaves and it was like a mall type thing

[02:45:29] So if you've ever been in that in that weed area, it was like a mall

[02:45:33] And it was like an open it was like an open maw and people used to hang out like in the middle of like the town

[02:45:39] In the middle of like the area

[02:45:42] In the anime area if you ever hung out there you probably

[02:45:46] probably encountered my ass

[02:45:54] You probably encountered my ass going in there like hi fuck you

[02:45:58] It still exists and people still hang out there bro, what if I go on to second life

[02:46:07] again one day?

[02:46:08] My second life avatar is over 20 years old.

[02:46:10] I used to make a bunch of linden dollars by making appliances.

[02:46:14] Oh that's cool!

[02:46:15] Microwaves, dishwashers, it was very fun.

[02:46:18] I never messed with the playing house stuff though, but I guess our products could be

[02:46:24] used for it.

[02:46:25] Did you ever make the fuck beds?

[02:46:27] Allow me to explain what that is. In Second Life, when you make an object, the objects

[02:46:41] come with like, rigged, they come set up with like poses inside. So like, they'll load in

[02:46:53] poses to the object so that your model can like hold the thing or like perform like an action with it

[02:47:00] So like if you buy let's say you buy a treadmill it comes with the walking animation

[02:47:05] So that your model can stand on it and walk on the treadmill, right?

[02:47:11] So of course they have the beds they have beds and they have sleep animations and shit

[02:47:16] But then like if you go into a marketplace like you could see they have they have normal beds with normal bed animation

[02:47:22] And then they have the 500 fucking sex pose

[02:47:28] bed animations.

[02:47:31] Every single pose you could imagine is just loaded into this motherfucking bed.

[02:47:35] And it's like, what the fuck?

[02:47:39] And it's not just posing.

[02:47:44] It's actual animations.

[02:47:46] It's like, what the hell?

[02:47:48] And that's created by a person like they made this.

[02:47:52] A lot of people, like, if you wanted really good animations,

[02:47:56] they're really good animations who are like completely mo-cap.

[02:47:58] So I've known, I knew people that like bought a mo-cap suit

[02:48:03] to mo-cap their own animations into second life.

[02:48:10] So like, holy shit.

[02:48:12] Some of these people are serious.

[02:48:14] They were making a lot of money!

[02:48:17] They were making a lot of money, man.

[02:48:22] Holy shandy, yeah and like you could go into the market and like you can go into like a

[02:48:32] store so they'll be like a store for animations.

[02:48:34] I remember there was this one store that would sell like it would sell like um dance animations

[02:48:41] so all the dance were in there they had like fucking Carmel Banson dance of course but

[02:48:48] But then they had like other animations where it's like someone mocap that shit themselves

[02:48:54] because the animation did not exist previously.

[02:48:56] So like the MMD animation didn't exist so somebody mocapped it and created it.

[02:49:02] Which is pretty cool.

[02:49:11] It's very, yeah it is dedication and people make money.

[02:49:16] Oh, yeah, radio stations!

[02:49:32] People have radio stations and every day...

[02:49:34] All on clubs?

[02:50:04] People in clubs and in in in there man and they would like have people working in the

[02:50:14] club.

[02:50:15] There's just one video on YouTube it's very old.

[02:50:23] It's very old but it was a second life.

[02:50:32] There was this old, old, old, old, old video.

[02:50:40] I'm talking like this video is probably like more than like 10 years old.

[02:50:47] Probably even more than like 12, 13 years old.

[02:50:50] But it was like this video of this guy like trolling like a club owner in Second Life.

[02:50:58] Like it was a man who owned this second life club.

[02:51:04] Yeah, the guy was rage-baiting people.

[02:51:06] The second life is the matrix.

[02:51:07] The iron mouse is the one that will bring balance

[02:51:08] to the force.

[02:51:10] The rage-bait guy, he was like rage-baiting people

[02:51:12] in second life and walking into their homes.

[02:51:15] Cause when you own a home, people would be in their house.

[02:51:20] People would be in their house

[02:51:22] and he would like barge into their house

[02:51:23] and be like, this is my home now.

[02:51:25] I'd be like, get out of here.

[02:51:27] Just like how in how in VR chat there's people that like troll on VR chat and they go to like

[02:51:35] They go in there and they're like

[02:51:45] Like this guy I remember the video this guy goes into a club

[02:51:49] Hey, and he sits on the pose ball the dance on the pole and the owner of a club is like you can't you

[02:51:57] You can't dance here, that's for the dancer's own angles.

[02:51:59] I'm a dancer.

[02:52:01] This is my club now.

[02:52:07] And the guy, the guy fucking loses it.

[02:52:10] The guy gets so pissed, he's like, this is my club.

[02:52:12] I've owned this club for X amount of years.

[02:52:16] And you're gonna follow by my rules.

[02:52:23] Yeah, they had hired dancers

[02:52:24] and they will pay them in second life money.

[02:52:30] But it's like, did he see like this guy?

[02:52:32] Like just rage baiting this other dude.

[02:52:40] And he's just standing there.

[02:52:45] Oh my god.

[02:52:54] Yeah, they did. They took it very seriously. Oh, yeah. And I remember he also did...

[02:53:01] I remember, oh my god. I wish I could remember the name of the guy, but like...

[02:53:06] He also, like... He did a video where he went to, like, rage bait this My Little Pony world

[02:53:14] in Second Life because there was this huge, like, My Little Pony, like,

[02:53:19] world there huge my little pony area

[02:53:30] oh my god of course it was of course they had their own world

[02:53:42] yeah I was pretty scary

[02:53:49] I think I went to, I checked out my little pony place like one time, but they were so

[02:54:05] like serious about roleplaying and I was like, I just don't want to, I don't want to do that.

[02:54:13] I was just looking around, you know?

[02:54:17] They were very serious about roleplaying.

[02:54:35] Not horse enough for the horse club?

[02:54:37] No.

[02:54:38] I wasn't a horse enough for the horse club I wasn't a horse enough for the horse club

[02:54:51] yeah people I guess that's why I suck at role playing I just can't like do the whole

[02:55:06] in character Shado. I always like revert back to myself. I do it to be tough. I like that,

[02:55:21] oh my god, like that one guy? Oh my god, did you ever see the video of that guy that went into

[02:55:25] VRChat? And like, he goes into this guy's club and like stands and he's like, you are in my

[02:55:30] personal space sir you have to stand five feet back and then the guy that grabs

[02:55:36] a knife I think he like grabs a knife and he's like I don't know I don't know

[02:55:41] what I don't remember exactly what he did and he's just like I'm gonna have you

[02:55:45] immediately removed from the premises

[02:55:51] I feel so bad for laughing, but I think...

[02:56:01] I just thought that was very...

[02:56:03] I just thought that was very...

[02:56:04] I just thought that was very...

[02:56:05] I just thought that was very...

[02:56:06] But one of my favorites is this time when I was held at gunpoint.

[02:56:09] He threatened that he could do all sorts of stuff,

[02:56:11] but of course I didn't believe him.

[02:56:13] It was surreal though.

[02:56:15] Talked a lot with him after.

[02:56:17] What you were held at gunpoint?

[02:56:22] What?

[02:56:26] I don't know, I'm like, if you go into like...

[02:56:30] Yeah, phantom sense.

[02:56:39] If you go into like VRT, I don't know, bro.

[02:56:42] I tried to be serious in VRChat, I can't be serious in VRChat either, you know?

[02:56:55] Multiple personalities is a big trend in VRChat, HUH?

[02:57:01] When?

[02:57:03] No third life.

[02:57:09] Vier check gives me anxiety. Vier check is interesting.

[02:57:14] One time, one time I went into the black cat in a public lobby.

[02:57:25] I'll never forget and I was with a friend and we went into the black cat.

[02:57:31] Oh no.

[02:57:32] No, it was I was I was a vtuber at the time okay so I'm gonna tell you sometimes around

[02:57:47] like 2020 to like 2022 2023 I think sometimes I will get off stream and then I will be

[02:57:58] hanging out with like a few friends it'll be like let's go into VR chat

[02:58:08] and I'm like oh the first time I got invited I was like okay let's go and

[02:58:12] and then they're like let's go to public world and I'm like I don't know if I

[02:58:16] could go to public worlds bro I don't know if I could go to public worlds and

[02:58:22] and they're like, come on, let's go to public worlds

[02:58:24] and we'll freak people out.

[02:58:34] Yeah, yeah, I'm not streaming, I'm not streaming.

[02:58:36] It's just, I would never say, hey, it's me, Iron Mouse,

[02:58:39] but of course my username is Iron Mouse

[02:58:41] and I cannot tell you how many times I've had people be like,

[02:58:46] I had some people be like, why are you fucking lying?

[02:58:47] You're not fucking Iron Mouse.

[02:58:49] And I'm like, I'm like, I'm not.

[02:58:51] I never said I was.

[02:58:54] My username is fucking IronMouse.

[02:58:59] I'm like, no, no, it's not me.

[02:59:04] Yeah, I had somebody fight with me one time.

[02:59:10] And then to make matters worse,

[02:59:12] I was with a friend, a particular friend.

[02:59:15] Oh, I was with a particular friend

[02:59:17] that is very recognizable by their voice.

[02:59:21] And it was like the whole time it was it was pretty funny. It was pretty funny.

[02:59:33] I was I was it was it was hilarious, but we like we would go on there

[02:59:38] like late at night and just like run around and do crazy shit.

[02:59:41] It's like crazy stuff.

[02:59:55] Wait, no, no ERP.

[02:59:58] Like I said, we would go to like the black cat

[03:00:01] and then we would just like people watch

[03:00:02] and see what people do and sometimes like,

[03:00:05] I would walk up to somebody and be like,

[03:00:07] so what's going on here?

[03:00:09] I don't know why, for some reason people are always fucking arguing in weird chat, there's

[03:00:14] always a group of people fighting.

[03:00:16] Not the black- I'm always- oh my god, black cat people watching is fucking crazy bro.

[03:00:21] We'll literally go there to people watch.

[03:00:26] We'll go there to people watch.

[03:00:45] I've seen some interesting things.

[03:00:52] You went to a black cat once?

[03:00:55] There's this other place that I went to that was like always full.

[03:01:07] It was like a club though. It was like a club.

[03:01:18] Oh my god, was it a bee club?

[03:01:25] yes the just B club I've gone there a few times in public which is very

[03:01:34] interesting amount of things said and done at the black cat will make you

[03:01:38] never want to go back again very unhinged here's an here's a thing that

[03:01:42] will so be in my me and my my buddy we will go to the just B club right me my

[03:01:53] Buddy we will go to the just be club and the just be club they had private rooms

[03:02:00] They had private rooms and people would be in there so sometimes we were like

[03:02:10] We're like bargey

[03:02:17] We need these all to the right. I'll be in a great stream. I'll be in a great stream

[03:02:21] I don't know if it was just B Club or not, but there was this one VR chat world, correct

[03:02:29] me if I'm wrong guys, that you would go and in the private room there was like a little

[03:02:35] thing where you could like knock, you could knock and then it'll show like video of who's

[03:02:41] outside and video of who's inside and it was like a ring doorbell camera.

[03:02:45] It was like a ring camera and then like the people would be like oh what's going on.

[03:02:51] It isn't a big club. I've always do that. We used to like use a little like ring doorbell camera thing and be like

[03:03:00] Hello

[03:03:02] What are you guys doing in there? I

[03:03:09] Feel so bad. I feel so bad. I think that's like

[03:03:21] And I would always go, I would never go in my own avatars, I'd never go in my own models, I'd like, find like, different models.

[03:03:30] I became the second life rage breaker.

[03:03:51] Oh god.

[03:03:52] Yeah, I think I had a goth chibi model.

[03:03:57] I had like another model that was golfed to you and then I had like

[03:04:01] I had like

[03:04:02] I had some weird like scrungly models that were like really weird

[03:04:12] But I always go around, we would go around and be like

[03:04:15] uh

[03:04:17] What are you guys doing in there?

[03:04:19] Like who did somebody order a pizza?

[03:04:23] Just do stupid stuff, bro. We were dumb. I was so dumb.

[03:04:27] I was so dumb, bro.

[03:04:35] Oh my god, and then I remember there used to be this person that used to pretend to

[03:04:40] be me on VRChat.

[03:04:42] And I kept trying to like find a way to run into them, but I never did.

[03:04:49] But there was this one person that would like pretend to be me and they'd like make their

[03:04:52] voice to be me on their chat and I was like like somehow figure out a way to like run into them

[03:05:04] be like what the fuck are you doing but I never I never I never got the chance I never got the chance

[03:05:12] How accurate was them acting as you?

[03:05:22] Not accurate at all.

[03:05:26] But I think some people fell for it.

[03:05:30] I think some people fell for it, you know.

[03:05:39] But I think they sounded pretty bad.

[03:05:52] I think they sounded pretty bad.

[03:05:54] Uh, sorry, if you, if you, the person who used to impersonate me on VRChat and, uh, if

[03:06:05] If you were the person that used to impersonate me on VRChat, I'm just gonna tell you.

[03:06:13] I think...

[03:06:16] I think you saw the terrible as me, I'm sorry.

[03:06:18] AHH!

[03:06:26] I think you saw the terrible.

[03:06:27] I think you sounded terrible.

[03:06:34] Didn't even sound like me.

[03:06:47] I'm having a collab with Doki, Omelie, and Rin Penrose, and we're going to be talking

[03:07:15] about our trip to Korea.

[03:07:38] You went to Korea?

[03:07:39] What did you go to Korea, Miles?

[03:07:40] What did you go to Korea?

[03:07:41] I was in Korea.

[03:07:44] I was in Korea

[03:07:49] I was in Korea

[03:07:54] If you recall I recently took a few days off and succession I was in Korea

[03:08:01] up so I'm gonna clip this and they're gonna be like I thought this bitch was

[03:08:16] sick I was I was I went to Korea remotely

[03:08:31] I

[03:08:36] Went to careerable. I'm sorry. I didn't take you guys. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't take you guys

[03:08:40] Maybe the next time I'm in curry. I'll take you guys

[03:08:44] What were you doing? Well, I can't tell you what we were doing, but we're gonna have stories of our trip

[03:08:50] I'm sure the other girls are gonna talk more about it because they were actually there. I was there

[03:08:54] remotely. But it was still very very fun. I'm very happy to have been given the

[03:09:01] opportunity to have a great time with some great people.

[03:09:13] Yeah, I was in Korea but I was social distancing thousands upon thousands of

[03:09:20] miles north or south what I was in South Korea

[03:09:28] what the heck

[03:09:37] the dogie streamer I think they had they had a collab together they had an

[03:09:44] off collab together, uh, in person, uh, I wasn't, I, I was there in spirit, I wasn't

[03:09:51] there in person, but I was there in spirit, which is why we tweeted, uh, those pictures

[03:09:57] yesterday, um, which it was like, surprise, I've been there the whole time!

[03:10:14] Bryce, I want to grill!

[03:10:25] Sneaky little Korean stuff doing- What?

[03:10:29] I'm doing Korean stuff? What?

[03:10:39] It was a great trip, but I won't spoil anything because we're gonna talk about it tomorrow.

[03:10:48] Mouse can speak Korean, I'm trying to learn.

[03:10:52] I only know the most basic things that you see on any show.

[03:10:56] You know?

[03:11:09] Oh, yes, I lost so.

[03:11:33] Mouse going to Korea with Altus.

[03:11:35] Mouse, why you hate chat since they day we were born?

[03:11:39] I'm sorry, I'm sorry I hated you since the day you were born.

[03:11:47] Damn, can't leave your house and you still travel more than me. I'm sorry.

[03:11:53] I'm sorry.

[03:12:01] I'll see Blackpink when-

[03:12:04] What?!

[03:12:07] Oh my god!

[03:12:09] I don't hate you guys!

[03:12:17] Now if you talk shit about me, if you talk shit about me and you're mean, I probably

[03:12:28] don't like you.

[03:12:37] What if you're here?

[03:12:41] I have white- oh, I definitely do not like you.

[03:12:47] VTubers cheat, they can teleport anywhere on Earth.

[03:12:51] That is true.

[03:12:57] That is true.

[03:12:58] It's okay, I'm your friend anyway.

[03:13:08] Okay.

[03:13:09] Okay.

[03:13:10] Thanks.

[03:13:11] I love chat.

[03:13:12] Bro, my tooth looks so small.

[03:13:24] So small.

[03:13:27] That's a little-ass tooth.

[03:13:33] What the fuck?

[03:13:35] That's the smallest tooth I've ever seen.

[03:13:45] That's the smallest tooth I've ever seen.

[03:13:49] Brush that one tooth well.

[03:13:54] Oh my god.

[03:14:04] I did, I did, Judges gotta look, should've committed without the beard and mustache and

[03:14:24] Put the nails on.

[03:14:28] If you won't listen to me.

[03:14:48] Should have committed to that bait.

[03:14:54] Well, are you ready to watch the Xbox Showcase?

[03:15:02] I want to watch it now.

[03:15:11] I want to watch it!

[03:15:18] No!

[03:15:21] No!

[03:15:23] No!

[03:15:25] No!

[03:15:27] No!

[03:15:29] No!

[03:15:31] No!

[03:15:33] No!

[03:15:35] No!

[03:15:37] No!

[03:15:39] The

[03:15:55] red ring of death.

[03:16:04] Thank you.

[03:16:06] But thank you, thank you for-

[03:16:07] Why the- oh, oh for a-

[03:16:12] I'm like, why are they thanking me? What the fuck?

[03:16:15] Thank you. For an incredible 25 years.

[03:16:20] 25 YEARS!

[03:16:23] And here's to the next 25-

[03:16:26] Wait, does that mean Xbox 25 years old?

[03:16:28] Damn, Xbox you old Xbox. Holy shit, it only gets worse from here.

[03:16:32] it only goes it only gets downhill from here red

[03:16:41] ancient x-box

[03:16:44] 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

[03:16:56] happy new- oh x-box

[03:17:00] xbox showcase oh shit you can't play that it's n for mature what the fuck we're

[03:17:15] all these labels are these all the labels from different countries

[03:17:19] zero Z adults los 18 years restricted to person 16 years and over

[03:17:27] Unsuitable for audiences under 18 years of age.

[03:17:31] Wait a minute.

[03:17:35] Oh, 16 years of age, 16.

[03:17:38] How come it's 16?

[03:17:40] Wait, 19!

[03:17:43] What?

[03:17:53] See for adultos.

[03:17:54] Korean age system is different, right?

[03:18:06] Is it like when you're born, you're like zero, right?

[03:18:14] There you go, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm at one.

[03:18:25] When you were born, you were one?

[03:18:27] It looks like plus one.

[03:18:30] So like, you're one year older than you are in Korea.

[03:18:40] I'm zero years old.

[03:18:47] This is the Coalition Emergency Broadcast System.

[03:18:56] Simple emergency message.

[03:18:59] Hello.

[03:19:00] There are a lot of multiple cameras causing minor damage across Kelowna.

[03:19:05] 25 until you're 60.

[03:19:12] Starilla!

[03:19:13] Thank you so much for the pen and get themselves thank you!

[03:19:17] What is this?

[03:19:20] This would be one time to the top.

[03:19:21] Oh, shame gone. It's going to be-

[03:19:23] Here. Stap these on.

[03:19:24] Stap these on the arayas.

[03:19:27] Make it three times.

[03:19:29] This isn't enough.

[03:19:31] We should still head to the police station.

[03:19:33] We're gonna have more firepower in here.

[03:19:35] Right.

[03:19:35] Yes.

[03:19:36] It's about two blocks up ahead.

[03:19:38] Okay.

[03:19:39] Whoa.

[03:19:40] Shoot through and watch the civilians.

[03:19:42] Oh my fucking god.

[03:19:43] They're just looking for each other.

[03:19:45] Get inside now!

[03:19:49] Whoa, what is this?

[03:19:53] Ah, zombies!

[03:19:56] Uh-oh.

[03:19:57] Wait, that's not zombies.

[03:20:00] That's savings!

[03:20:03] I've gone these grubs.

[03:20:10] I've gone grubble little worms, like from the lion king.

[03:20:19] Oh, man, he saved that man's life.

[03:20:24] He did not save that person's life.

[03:20:29] Oh

[03:20:47] See you to load all the bullets

[03:20:50] Let's get moving

[03:20:55] Oh, oh that's cop car what the fuck

[03:20:59] Oh that's cock car, new fucking guns. Oh that one has a knife on it!

[03:21:06] Close them not zombies, just monsters from under the earth crust.

[03:21:12] Oh no, they're being crust under the earth!

[03:21:17] Uh oh. Eww what the fuck is- Eww! Eww!

[03:21:25] Wait, that dude just came...

[03:21:27] All he did was come up and leave!

[03:21:29] What a freaking loser!

[03:21:31] He's not even gonna work?

[03:21:33] Everything! He's gonna look through the raid,

[03:21:35] I'll be on the Great Street,

[03:21:36] dig for the raid,

[03:21:37] he's not gonna fucking work,

[03:21:38] he's just gonna sit here...

[03:21:40] What a fucking loser!

[03:21:42] He's just mad!

[03:21:43] Made a hole?

[03:21:44] Mad!

[03:21:45] He didn't even fight!

[03:21:46] Oh puss!

[03:21:47] He's like...

[03:21:48] Oh, excuse me, sorry.

[03:21:50] He's like...

[03:21:51] Oh, excuse me, sorry.

[03:21:53] wait what wait I'm confused I thought it was like creature those seem like people

[03:22:09] and they're holding weapons what their locust what does locust mean

[03:22:18] Locust soldiers, they are humanoid.

[03:22:22] Well, why they got guns if they're demons? They're bug people?

[03:22:26] Oh, brother.

[03:22:29] Oh, no. I've never played Gears of War, guys. I am a girl.

[03:22:36] I am what you call a girl?

[03:22:44] I am what you call a girl?

[03:22:48] We can tell I have a vagina and I did not play Gears of War.

[03:23:06] Simple lore of Gears of War. There's an entire civilization that lives underneath the earth thinks they are the primary owners of Earth, and this game is them attacking Earthlings to take over Earth.

[03:23:16] Okay, but do they have internet? I don't think so. So you know what that means?

[03:23:21] We're better because we actually have the fucking internet. Can they go on the internet? Can they go on a fucking computer? I don't fucking think so, so...

[03:23:29] They have the internet too? Oh no, we're doomed.

[03:23:38] Yeah, but do they have v2 version? I don't think so.

[03:23:42] Yeah, but do they have erotic roleplay?

[03:23:44] I want them to make a game where it's like the the the scenario is it's set in this universe

[03:23:56] or in a universe that's similar to this and I want it to be the everyday lives of people

[03:24:01] while they're not killing people like I just want to see what this guy's life looks like

[03:24:05] when he's not doing this what if like he's at home making pasta or something you know

[03:24:10] You know what I mean? Goes to work, holds his laundry, you know, it's like The Sims or something.

[03:24:17] Yeah, like a simulation game.

[03:24:23] Making pasta, drinking coffee, you know, what are these guys doing when they're not being a soldier?

[03:24:32] When they're not being a locust, what do they do on their day off?

[03:24:37] You just want them to fuck? What?

[03:24:40] Technically speaking, this guy's dog was so drunk in the military, so he's doing his job right now in law.

[03:24:48] Okay, well, I don't want his job. That's what I'm saying. I don't want to see his job.

[03:24:53] So, Mausie wants Gears of Peace.

[03:24:55] Yeah, I want Gears of Peace. I want to see his off time, you know?

[03:24:58] Him scrolling around in the park, you know?

[03:25:01] Maybe taking some time to maybe do something else and work on an activity or a hobby.

[03:25:09] Here's the piece!

[03:25:17] Don't that remind me of...

[03:25:19] Have you seen that resident go- good thing?

[03:25:22] Resident good!

[03:25:32] Yeah, why are we gonna get Resident good?

[03:25:39] Come on, then!

[03:25:44] Oh, shit.

[03:25:46] Oh, shut up!

[03:25:48] Where the hell did you all come from?

[03:25:51] We heard you're distressed.

[03:25:52] They're inside the laundry store!

[03:25:54] We need to make ourselves skids.

[03:25:56] These fuckers keep pouring in here in a few minutes!

[03:25:59] Whoa, nice fella.

[03:26:00] Please hold all questions until the end of the trailer, as they might get answered.

[03:26:04] And in the event of an emergency, please head to the nearest exit.

[03:26:07] Thank you.

[03:26:08] I want to buy a television, how come you can't buy one?

[03:26:12] Hey, here's an old TV, where's the big game?

[03:26:16] Yes.

[03:26:17] Why does this take place, huh?

[03:26:22] You got games on your phone?

[03:26:29] Here's a war pull-up with Connor.

[03:26:31] Actually, I think Connor...

[03:26:33] I think Connor said he wanted to play it.

[03:26:38] I wouldn't mind.

[03:26:53] Oh, he's down.

[03:26:58] Oh no, he lost his head.

[03:27:02] Oh no, the watermelons on the floor!

[03:27:04] That's the produce!

[03:27:06] Not the produce!

[03:27:07] Come on guys, people need to heed!

[03:27:10] These things been coming in late!

[03:27:12] Ah! What the fuck was going on?

[03:27:14] What the fuck do you think you're doing?

[03:27:17] Oh no, here's this motherfucker again.

[03:27:24] See, you see this guy?

[03:27:26] I want to know his story. Like, what does he get up to on the weekends? You know what I mean?

[03:27:29] Like, he's here, for sure he's here fighting and like being strong and shit.

[03:27:34] But what does he get up to on a Saturday night, you know, what did he do last week?

[03:27:38] What did he eat for breakfast before he came here?

[03:27:43] You know, I have so many questions

[03:27:51] Hey, do you think he likes to read books?

[03:27:53] No, not anymore, cause he's dead.

[03:28:00] Do you think he misses the Jamiro fly?

[03:28:04] I think he does.

[03:28:06] Re-load it!

[03:28:08] I think he knows he's just a miracleite.

[03:28:19] Get off me! This is a miracleite!

[03:28:21] Oh.

[03:28:22] Anyone see him?

[03:28:27] He actually likes to grow tomatoes, but you can shoot and make him mad.

[03:28:31] Oh, jeez.

[03:28:34] What is he shooting at?

[03:28:39] Oh, that!

[03:28:50] Oh, now there are more! Noop!

[03:28:56] Uh-oh.

[03:29:04] Oh, no!

[03:29:14] My favorite TV show is The Flash!

[03:29:21] Ahhhh!

[03:29:23] Ahhhhh!

[03:29:25] Tom?

[03:29:27] Help!

[03:29:29] Uh oh.

[03:29:31] Hey wait, you said chainsaw and this guy just came with a chainsaw.

[03:29:43] Alright, let's converge again.

[03:29:47] Whoa.

[03:29:49] Here's a war keybang.

[03:29:56] Keybang.

[03:29:59] Whoa.

[03:30:01] Ewww!

[03:30:03] Hail throttle monster!

[03:30:07] Ewww!

[03:30:09] Emergence!

[03:30:11] Ewww!

[03:30:17] Emergence!

[03:30:22] Wow.

[03:30:26] Bad day one with Game Pass!

[03:30:28] It comes on October 6th!

[03:30:31] Welcome to the Xbox Game Showcase.

[03:30:34] For the past 25 years, Xbox has delivered some of the greatest games of all time.

[03:30:39] Games that changed what was possible games that brought players together in games that define generations

[03:30:45] Xbox was built on the spirit of creativity and heart. Yeah, and as we kick off the show with Gears of War e-day

[03:30:51] It's only fitting that as we return to we're getting the beginning of years

[03:30:56] So today we're announcing that Gears of War e-day will be an Xbox console exclusive

[03:31:02] The core of Xbox is great games and that's what today is all about.

[03:31:11] We're going to show you more than 25 titles from creators around the world, followed by

[03:31:15] our Gears Direct.

[03:31:17] Enjoy the show.

[03:31:18] well we can play it on PC though so it's fine

[03:31:24] it's fine

[03:31:28] what's this one?

[03:31:31] whoa, green

[03:31:38] we have powers?

[03:31:40] I was being crushed to death with seawater and mud

[03:31:45] manure

[03:31:47] Was holding onto my sister's hand

[03:31:52] I remember her fingers grip so tightly in line that her nails drew blood

[03:32:04] I lost her grip

[03:32:06] Aw.

[03:32:10] Oh, she stayed away.

[03:32:14] Play ground game.

[03:32:17] Don't stick in the memory bag here.

[03:32:22] Isabel, you're a great marsh.

[03:32:26] I know why you're here.

[03:32:28] You want to talk about them.

[03:32:31] Who's them?

[03:32:33] They're not real heroes.

[03:32:34] I never seen a legend in the flesh.

[03:32:37] Well, that power, now they use it.

[03:32:41] Killing mindless beasts.

[03:32:44] Fighting pestilence.

[03:32:46] None of that messes.

[03:32:48] Look what I do, chassel.

[03:32:50] A real hero.

[03:32:52] Knows how to wield power.

[03:32:55] Is it?

[03:32:56] I'm always a ton of trivia, but he's a big boy.

[03:32:59] What they're so small children.

[03:33:01] Talking rock!

[03:33:02] More important things to worry about the vegetables

[03:33:06] And it's out of their choices

[03:33:09] What the fuck was that?

[03:33:11] I was just

[03:33:12] Just said my brother and see if there's a fucking abyss without even asking for missions

[03:33:16] Uh-oh

[03:33:17] That's a big thing that he did

[03:33:20] My office is for the guilty

[03:33:25] Look, I will tell you what I told them

[03:33:27] I'll be his broken and I'm going to mend it.

[03:33:35] I'll be his...

[03:33:36] I'll know the power!

[03:33:37] It doesn't mean to hear this.

[03:33:41] It means Asia will lose.

[03:33:44] Hero.

[03:33:46] It's me!

[03:33:57] is me

[03:33:59] Damn confident are we?

[03:34:01] Fabula!

[03:34:09] Fabula!

[03:34:13] Uh oh

[03:34:19] I wanna play Fabula

[03:34:21] Maybe we're 23?

[03:34:23] She called herself a hero? Is she not supposed to?

[03:34:39] You've heard the story.

[03:34:42] Halo.

[03:34:45] Halo.

[03:34:48] Uh oh.

[03:34:49] Stuff of badges.

[03:34:53] Oh my god, does this dude jerk him off in this one too?

[03:35:00] One year before the ring?

[03:35:06] Uh oh.

[03:35:13] Well, guess what?

[03:35:15] They noticed.

[03:35:16] Uh-oh.

[03:35:25] Oh, yeah.

[03:35:32] Now you ready to get to it?

[03:35:35] You serve long enough.

[03:35:38] You learned to read the battlefield.

[03:35:40] this place more of a freak show oh my goodness and trust me I know freaky

[03:35:51] he knows freaky I didn't say no freaky and I saw that guy and trust me I know

[03:36:01] freaky sorry sorry to interrupt but we're on the clock

[03:36:10] Oh my goodness! He didn't shot that guy!

[03:36:15] The thing with simple jobs is, they always get complicated.

[03:36:21] The flames change.

[03:36:24] Odds get worse.

[03:36:27] My advice...

[03:36:30] Bring a Spartan.

[03:36:33] Three on emissions.

[03:36:38] I can hear it...

[03:36:40] Up!

[03:36:41] More?

[03:36:53] Hey, old Campani-Bowl!

[03:36:55] Chief, you ever get tired of being a strong, almost silent type?

[03:37:00] No.

[03:37:03] Whoa. No.

[03:37:04] No, no shut up! I'm getting jerked off by my suit!

[03:37:12] Wow.

[03:37:19] Whoa.

[03:37:20] The whole city's on fire!

[03:37:22] There's something on this island.

[03:37:26] What is this?

[03:37:27] It's like a colise to me.

[03:37:29] Holy Colise!

[03:37:31] Oh no!

[03:37:32] I'll infect to me this water this new

[03:37:39] Whoa that hairline bro, what is happening there?

[03:37:45] holy shit

[03:37:48] What is going on? I don't know well he maybe just a push that hair back like

[03:37:53] I would, I'd be like, pushed up, or maybe, I'd be like.

[03:38:06] Listen, you understand. More than you can handle.

[03:38:11] Wow.

[03:38:13] I've proven myself.

[03:38:14] Oh my goodness, I'm sad.

[03:38:18] A sword keeps my life.

[03:38:20] So may give her a proxy.

[03:38:30] Whoa.

[03:38:32] It's not.

[03:38:37] The final confrontation is about to begin.

[03:38:42] One of the others is dead.

[03:38:46] They're all dead.

[03:38:47] Move.

[03:38:48] I know.

[03:38:51] But you couldn't have said,

[03:38:52] Hey Lenny,

[03:38:53] You know those ancient deathcast rumors?

[03:38:56] Well, maybe that's true.

[03:38:58] Sit in.

[03:39:00] Maybe in a dream.

[03:39:03] In a dream.

[03:39:05] Uh-oh!

[03:39:07] Resonance, a plain tale legacy.

[03:39:10] What?!

[03:39:18] What?

[03:39:25] Where are the rats?

[03:39:30] Where are the rats at?

[03:39:32] I thought it was rats.

[03:39:35] I swear the other games were rats.

[03:39:37] No more rat?

[03:39:39] No rat?

[03:39:41] Also, guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that so many video games have women. I know it's a lot to take, and I know it's a lot to handle.

[03:39:50] I'm so sorry for all the girls in the games.

[03:39:53] Sorry, guys.

[03:39:56] I

[03:40:02] Don't know my video game

[03:40:05] video game

[03:40:15] You ever heard of the midnight channel

[03:40:23] Another persona

[03:40:26] We shall prove!

[03:40:33] Ewww!

[03:40:38] Fricky tongue things!

[03:40:40] Fricky tongue things!

[03:40:42] Ewww!

[03:40:49] Okay, let's go persona!

[03:40:52] All this dudes!

[03:40:56] So remake of um 4?

[03:41:14] I hate you stupid, sly, stupid bully caca!

[03:41:18] Okay, hateball?

[03:41:26] Get out of here! Don't look at me!

[03:41:29] Let that near be your death and you'll step me back in your head and pretend I'm not real.

[03:41:34] I can't! I can't!

[03:41:35] I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!

[03:41:38] Oh no!

[03:41:41] We're out of here!

[03:41:42] We're alright.

[03:41:43] But you mean that we also can catch River's Toss and keep her over here?

[03:41:48] I think I'd like to help too. I'm not running away from this.

[03:41:51] Just how?

[03:41:53] I have no power to take me down. Shout out.

[03:41:55] It's over!

[03:41:56] So yeah, we're counting on you, partner.

[03:41:59] And let's team up and catch this jerk.

[03:42:01] Yeah!

[03:42:03] Let's end this!

[03:42:05] This here!

[03:42:06] Go!

[03:42:07] Persona!

[03:42:11] Persona!

[03:42:16] Heavywearing 18!

[03:42:18] Persona 4 Revival!

[03:42:25] Xbox Game Studios, Xbox!

[03:42:32] For Caroline.

[03:42:37] Oh, the set?

[03:42:50] Mixed in two shit the fuck down and shut up!

[03:42:55] Shut up!

[03:42:57] I'm not gonna repeat that again!

[03:42:58] Actually, I think I said this the other day, I...

[03:43:02] I kinda wanna play it.

[03:43:03] I kinda wanna play it.

[03:43:05] I know it's bad,

[03:43:07] but I kinda wanna play it.

[03:43:09] Because I fucking...

[03:43:15] I just wanna say how bad it is!

[03:43:23] I think it'll be funny.

[03:43:25] I'm dead lads. Ooh, zombie game.

[03:43:28] My friends and I, we still argue about what ended the world.

[03:43:31] Another zombie game, let's go.

[03:43:35] A weapon.

[03:43:37] How long does it take to beat that game?

[03:43:39] What's the runtime on mixtape?

[03:43:44] Didn't IGN give it a ten?

[03:43:46] Listen, bro. Don't ever listen to what IGN has to say, okay?

[03:43:52] Is it three hours? Oh.

[03:43:54] Is this state of decay?

[03:43:56] A virus.

[03:43:57] Something worth.

[03:44:02] Started in quiet towns.

[03:44:05] Empty worlds.

[03:44:08] Places the world's forgot.

[03:44:18] Whoa, wait a minute!

[03:44:20] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, that guy has his butt out, he's so large.

[03:44:25] He's so large that he has his booty out.

[03:44:28] He's so large, tell me when the ads are starting so we can pause.

[03:44:31] He's so large that he has his booty out.

[03:44:33] If you're in a game mix tape, play your own music during the game, it might make it slightly better.

[03:44:40] This next song is by Iron Mouse.

[03:44:42] What if I just play penis music the whole time while we're playing mixtape?

[03:44:52] Oh, guys, I found a mess.

[03:45:03] These survivors found each other.

[03:45:06] No walls.

[03:45:07] Pushed back against the night.

[03:45:10] We'll always have each other's back.

[03:45:15] Because the world has become more dangerous than ever.

[03:45:24] Mouse Mix Tape is so bad, you can literally finish the game with 138 button presses.

[03:45:29] It's a no lose game.

[03:45:31] Hell, Chibidoki, and a few others let the game run and went to go get food.

[03:45:35] Smug.

[03:45:38] What?

[03:45:40] What the fuck was that?

[03:45:50] What was that?

[03:45:56] Smug!

[03:45:58] Smug!

[03:46:00] Trying to laugh?

[03:46:02] What the fuck?

[03:46:04] It aren't just wandering anymore.

[03:46:08] Ew, look he has jiggling testicles on his head!

[03:46:11] I'm not doing any more.

[03:46:14] Check out his wiggling mold!

[03:46:25] Oh, shit, run!

[03:46:27] In the end.

[03:46:29] It doesn't matter what you believe.

[03:46:32] Man, there's nothing scarier than running zombies, dude.

[03:46:35] Like, whenever the zombies can run, that's when you know it's fucking crazy, bro.

[03:46:39] That's how you know. That's how you know. That's when you know it's fucking insane.

[03:46:47] That's when you know it's fucking insane.

[03:46:53] That's it, bro. The running fucking zombies.

[03:46:56] Which, by the way,

[03:46:59] when I watch The Walking Dead,

[03:47:01] and I watch the Dead City show,

[03:47:04] When they went to New York, the fucking zombies fucking power walk in that show.

[03:47:08] I'm like, what? I've never seen zombies move that fast.

[03:47:11] I'm like, are New York zombies different than other zombies? Because they're literally power walking. These shits are like...

[03:47:20] They're fucking power walking all around the city.

[03:47:26] I'm walking here! I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

[03:47:30] 20 days later have fa- yeah but 28 days later there's zombies are like, it's due to the

[03:47:38] rage virus so it's like rabies almost I think kind of.

[03:47:43] You know?

[03:47:45] Yeah they're like still alive it wasn't that like people died and like woke up and like

[03:47:59] I consider them kind of like a different, kind of like a whole other a-mama-me, you know?

[03:48:15] A whole ass a-mama-me.

[03:48:23] Yeah, they're infected, not dead.

[03:48:29] Cabs here! Cabs here! Cabs here!

[03:48:38] Um...

[03:48:49] I went back too far.

[03:48:50] Hello.

[03:48:51] The train to Busan has a wild on it. Oh yeah, the train to Busan's on these are crazy.

[03:49:07] My friends and I used to argue about what ended the world.

[03:49:11] And I'm gonna tell you.

[03:49:13] A weapon...

[03:49:17] A virus...

[03:49:19] Something worth...

[03:49:24] Started in quiet towns...

[03:49:27] Empty roads...

[03:49:30] Places...

[03:49:31] The world forgot...

[03:49:33] I

[03:49:43] What

[03:49:47] It's gonna be too good

[03:49:54] These drivers found each other new walls

[03:49:58] I won't play it.

[03:50:03] I was thinking, after we do dying light with Connor, I can convince him to play State of Decay with me.

[03:50:28] What the fuck was that?

[03:50:30] She jumped off his arm!

[03:50:32] Out of power!

[03:50:38] He jumped off him!

[03:50:40] He'll look! He's making it!

[03:50:42] He's making it!

[03:50:44] He's making it!

[03:50:46] He's making it!

[03:50:48] He's making it!

[03:50:50] He's making it!

[03:50:52] He's making it!

[03:50:54] He made it!

[03:50:56] Hell look, he's naked!

[03:51:00] Alright, explain to me this, how come all the zombies generals fall off?

[03:51:05] This guy's naked, where's his wiener?

[03:51:08] They all fell off.

[03:51:11] Are you telling me that when people turn into zombies, their penises fall off?

[03:51:15] Their weenies fall off?

[03:51:21] I already had state of decay 3 on my wishlist.

[03:51:26] Ewww!

[03:51:30] Ewwww!

[03:51:36] Ewwww!

[03:51:42] Uh oh.

[03:51:46] Whoa, you're being so cool.

[03:51:48] I'm gonna die.

[03:51:50] Okay, you're gonna die.

[03:51:52] You're gonna die.

[03:51:54] I

[03:52:16] too very much want to see zombie genitals I want to see them I'm just saying there

[03:52:23] is not there. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

[03:52:31] On the Sea of Thieves, there have been plenty of ground and sand.

[03:52:35] I'll say Sea of Thieves.

[03:52:36] But what if you could make your own Sea of Thieves experience?

[03:52:39] Sea of Thieves, not spit in your mouth!

[03:52:40] With our new free update, custom scenes, you can play...

[03:52:44] Okay, but is there an update that makes everything not look ugly?

[03:52:48] They're not things that make you pretty, but they're not to be ugly.

[03:52:56] I just, I love, I like the game, guys.

[03:53:08] I love the game.

[03:53:09] I just hate the fact that we look so ugly in the game.

[03:53:12] I just want to look cute.

[03:53:18] wins! Or maybe you just want to spawn this! And these! And one of these! And absolutely

[03:53:24] lords of these! And well, you get the idea! You can create a cinematic masterpiece! With

[03:53:32] enhanced camera tools, you can show romance! Well, I don't want to show romance because

[03:53:38] the characters look so ugly. Why the fuck would I want enhanced camera tools? Why would

[03:53:43] I want to take a picture of my character. She's hideous.

[03:53:46] Or tragedy.

[03:53:47] Or maybe just show the world from a whole new perspective.

[03:53:51] Or you can even just create a place to hide.

[03:53:55] Literally, if you want.

[03:53:57] Or you could come together for a party.

[03:53:59] Or maybe you want somewhere you can just kick back and relax.

[03:54:03] Whatever your piratical pursuits may be,

[03:54:06] we're giving you your own keys to the sea.

[03:54:09] Wow, my own wish is for me.

[03:54:11] You are all the possibility ready to explore.

[03:54:14] So dive in and unleash your creativity.

[03:54:17] The tools are now in your hands.

[03:54:20] What you do with them is up to you.

[03:54:23] Just try not to break the place.

[03:54:27] Time to break the game.

[03:54:33] We hit game one with game pass.

[03:54:41] There is a lawyer in these tunnels.

[03:54:48] There is what in the tunnels?

[03:54:54] They call him Fura.

[03:54:59] But that is not your name.

[03:55:02] Your name is Hunter.

[03:55:08] Wait, what?

[03:55:17] No way!

[03:55:30] Wait, no way! I literally just said I was gonna start playing this! Holy shit!

[03:55:35] And there's a new one coming out!

[03:55:44] Wow, that's the perfect time, perfect time to pick it up!

[03:55:51] Perfect, perfect timing!

[03:56:01] Is this Harvester?

[03:56:05] Oh my god.

[03:56:31] You are a fine creature.

[03:56:38] You are wise and now hunter.

[03:56:47] That legendary Spartan is gone.

[03:56:52] Turn to ash.

[03:56:55] Time to act.

[03:56:58] Stop!

[03:57:01] Until the good...

[03:57:03] ...bear its winter.

[03:57:05] Metro 2039!

[03:57:09] Oh my god, I can't wait to play it.

[03:57:14] I wanna play the first game ASAP.

[03:57:17] I gotta...

[03:57:18] It's coming February!

[03:57:19] That means I gotta finish all the games before February!

[03:57:22] Whoa, Pomiel!

[03:57:29] Bird?

[03:57:30] Oh, no bird story!

[03:57:33] What?

[03:57:34] Ow!

[03:57:35] What?

[03:57:36] That bird said everything on fire!

[03:57:43] What?

[03:57:45] Uh oh.

[03:57:49] What?

[03:57:50] That bird said everything on fire!

[03:58:06] Ah ha, all alone bird.

[03:58:09] No one knows you.

[03:58:13] Lookin' bird game!

[03:58:25] Bad magpie?

[03:58:43] A troublemaker bird.

[03:58:48] World premiere.

[03:58:53] Oh, shit.

[03:58:59] Countless wars have been waged in our history in the pursuit of the elixir of the mortality.

[03:59:12] A champion rises. Destined to quell the chaos of this senseless cycle.

[03:59:19] Woah!

[03:59:26] Awaken!

[03:59:30] Awaken!

[03:59:35] He's a- Woah!

[03:59:41] Awaken!

[03:59:43] He's a- Woah!

[03:59:48] Oh, he turned into a fucking bird.

[03:59:51] Go long, see you.

[03:59:58] Go long, see you.

[04:00:00] So, it was you...

[04:00:03] who set the red cliffs ablaze.

[04:00:13] Early 2027, I see.

[04:00:16] I've never, I've never played World on One.

[04:00:19] Why would I know about you?

[04:00:22] You're ready for the challenge and the reward of opening your very own cult.

[04:00:29] What?

[04:00:34] Guys?

[04:00:35] Is this mouth-flop approved?

[04:00:37] You'll be going to beautiful Bedford County, USA,

[04:00:42] teaming with locals waiting to join our family.

[04:00:45] Did you scare me? You're scaring me!

[04:00:48] Oh my god, it smells like a prism.

[04:00:56] I can't wait to make my own cold.

[04:00:59] COLD?! OH MY GOD! AND IT'S A BREAD SLOP!

[04:01:04] Seems like fresh, like cold stuff.

[04:01:06] Now stop a prank!

[04:01:16] Join us!

[04:01:20] Oh my god!

[04:01:22] Oh my god!

[04:01:24] Guys, I can't believe this!

[04:01:26] I already had this on my wishlist!

[04:01:28] How did that happen?

[04:01:34] How did that happen?

[04:01:37] Start a doomsday cult of your very own.

[04:01:40] Is my early tax cult.

[04:01:42] Recruit followers, build your compound, customize your cult's beliefs and defeat enemies in

[04:01:47] this one to four player co-op, action packed open world survival experience.

[04:01:52] Can you survive the apocalypse?

[04:01:54] Of course I can!

[04:02:04] what? She's in...she's in creepy water...

[04:02:29] Oh, is this another Hellblade?

[04:02:31] I still have to play the other ones.

[04:02:34] I really want to play the first one and the second one.

[04:02:37] This is the third one, right?

[04:02:44] I'm going to play the first one.

[04:02:49] The second one's not good?

[04:02:50] Awwww.

[04:02:52] That's disappointing.

[04:02:53] I heard such good things about the first one.

[04:02:59] I

[04:03:15] Did a bold bar

[04:03:29] Oh my god!

[04:03:34] He peed!

[04:03:36] He peed!

[04:03:37] He's peaking!

[04:03:38] He's peaking!

[04:03:39] He's peaking!

[04:03:40] He's peaking up gold!

[04:03:41] Oh my god, no don't sink into the pee!

[04:03:50] Oh, she's gold now!

[04:03:59] It's gold now!

[04:04:06] What's the name of the game?

[04:04:08] It's not Hellblade anymore?

[04:04:24] That looks cool.

[04:04:26] Oh, the testa.

[04:04:28] Oh.

[04:04:32] Help! Help!

[04:04:38] No!

[04:04:53] Oh.

[04:04:56] God suits! It's worse than expected! Enemies are waiting in places undetected. So suit up, son, and defend our great nation!

[04:05:07] And gather all your friends when you fight this infestation! That's the play, Dadio! We'll tackle them all!

[04:05:14] We're building our bright future from the ashes, right and tall! When you hear adventure calling, when you're looking for kicks!

[04:05:22] I'm sorry bro, you can't convince myself that this game is good, you can't convince me.

[04:05:29] You're not convincing me, you're not gonna convince me that this game is good, I'm sorry.

[04:05:35] You're not gonna fucking convince me.

[04:05:40] We tried it already, I'm never doing it again!

[04:06:00] But there's the present!

[04:06:06] Uh oh.

[04:06:08] What are they presenting now?

[04:06:13] Oh, shit!

[04:06:18] Who?

[04:06:30] Don't they all feel?

[04:06:38] Oh no, he's falling down.

[04:06:43] This place...

[04:06:46] He's falling down.

[04:06:49] If you can give him shade, it holds many secrets.

[04:06:55] Only a cursed soul may leave.

[04:07:00] I am not your enemy.

[04:07:04] I am your winner.

[04:07:08] Uh-oh.

[04:07:14] Oh, shit!

[04:07:24] What the f***?

[04:07:25] I'm scared!

[04:07:55] Holy shit!

[04:08:05] How's freezing over?

[04:08:15] Oh my god, he's gonna go to the ice wall.

[04:08:21] That was yesterday!

[04:08:51] Hi, don't you know? It's Oggy!

[04:09:01] It's 6-7!

[04:09:13] Oh, what is this?

[04:09:15] Wait, hold up.

[04:09:17] Crazy Taxi?

[04:09:23] Raise!

[04:09:43] you

[04:10:13] you

[04:10:43] you

[04:11:13] you

[04:11:43] you

[04:12:13] You

[04:12:38] And it's true liquid

[04:12:44] Cool console look, but you know that shit is gonna cost like $2,000 a lot.

[04:12:49] That's $5,000.

[04:13:02] Xbox Series X25 Limited Edition.

[04:13:06] What's the price? Tell me!

[04:13:13] I feel like you're literally just paying extra just have like a seat your green thing.

[04:13:29] I can't you just literally do this to your old machine?

[04:13:58] We know only one way we can...

[04:14:11] Age of Empires!

[04:14:13] ...we know the thunderous crash of the waves against our ships.

[04:14:19] We know the bite of cold steel.

[04:14:23] Your roar of fires that consume our enemies.

[04:14:28] And that the most foolish of them is...

[04:14:31] I just never got into these type of games.

[04:14:36] Gratting you, snot!

[04:14:37] A fun horror opens its gates.

[04:14:40] Oh, no, no!

[04:14:41] Gratting you, snot for me.

[04:14:43] And the next proving ground awaits just beyond the horizon.

[04:14:48] Oh shit, my crap!

[04:15:13] The spirit of the creeper is among us.

[04:15:37] The spirit of the creeper is among us.

[04:15:47] What?

[04:15:48] They're all turning into ghosties!

[04:15:57] Oh my god.

[04:16:04] What the fuck?

[04:16:13] Minecrafted.

[04:16:15] This is how we get Connor to play Minecraft.

[04:16:23] This is the way.

[04:16:25] AHHHHHHHHH IT'S THAT TIME ON THE FUCKER!

[04:16:32] The dungeon's cool.

[04:16:43] AHHHHH

[04:16:46] I just make...

[04:16:47] I'm gonna be honest, like...

[04:16:49] I just don't see the point of playing Minecraft if it's not actual Minecraft.

[04:16:55] Am I wrong?

[04:17:06] At this point just call it something else.

[04:17:20] World premiere.

[04:17:22] World premiere.

[04:17:25] Ladies in the center!

[04:17:28] Well like, okay, so, like, okay, I see this right?

[04:17:33] I see this.

[04:17:34] Minecraft Dungeons is straight up just Diablo, but with Minecraft strapped on y'all.

[04:17:39] Well it's like, okay then just put this in the normal game, like put it in the game,

[04:17:44] so that I can like, play Minecraft and do this then, you know, like.

[04:17:52] Menchurro. Stage magician extraordinaire. So brilliant were his tricks. It cast five long shadows behind it.

[04:18:02] I mean, not in the same format, but like, you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know how to explain it. Not the same thing, but...

[04:18:08] They called themselves Masters.

[04:18:11] Just like...

[04:18:18] That's just high tail? Okay, then just just high tail there. You know what I mean?

[04:18:23] Yeah, I'm making some... I don't know, bro.

[04:18:27] Yeah, like a mold or something.

[04:18:32] Ladies and gentlemen, admirers of the mysteries of magic,

[04:18:36] Take your seats before the lights go down and the curtain was

[04:18:43] Is about to begin

[04:18:48] Are you sitting comfortably are you prepared to witness fit both mystifying and illuminating?

[04:18:57] Watch closely then and let the shadows to the best story

[04:19:02] That was deal

[04:19:04] Behold the famous Jacob Menturo stage magician extraordinaire

[04:19:10] So brilliant ways tricks it cast five long shadows behind him

[04:19:16] They called themselves masters

[04:19:19] For a deal with the devil the masters sought yet more power

[04:19:25] Their deal demanded a sacrifice

[04:19:28] And in the darkness they chose Jacob

[04:19:31] Zayac!

[04:19:38] Uh, I didn't do anything

[04:19:44] What?

[04:20:02] Brow-oh.

[04:20:04] Psst. Brow-oh.

[04:20:14] RUN.

[04:20:15] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[04:20:16] Oh my god.

[04:20:40] Wow!

[04:20:41] Magician power. That's good.

[04:20:47] That is a flannel.

[04:20:56] Magician's the devil's deal. Hey wait, this looks sick.

[04:21:00] The deal's a deal Jacob. I'll see you soon.

[04:21:05] Wait, this is cool.

[04:21:11] What would you give for victory?

[04:21:27] The life of your sons?

[04:21:37] The line between victory and defeat is them.

[04:21:49] Oh, bullshit.

[04:21:51] The soul's like...

[04:21:53] Oh no, his insides are on his outsides.

[04:21:58] Terrible and divine.

[04:22:01] To destroy your enemies, bring them here.

[04:22:04] I know where you're going!

[04:22:08] Would you have the strength?

[04:22:15] I'm sorry, it was just pretty jarring. His head was so small.

[04:22:20] Look how small his head is!

[04:22:22] He's a dog, his left arm is his gooning arm.

[04:22:35] Look how long he did.

[04:22:39] Damn, what's up with his arm?

[04:22:46] They're all like mutated.

[04:22:50] The name is there within reach.

[04:22:53] Could you sacrifice everything?

[04:22:58] I don't think I could wear rings on top of a glove.

[04:23:00] Like, I feel like rings on top of gloves are so annoying.

[04:23:04] I don't see how anybody could put rings on

[04:23:07] if they're wearing a fucking glove.

[04:23:10] That feels so awkward.

[04:23:11] It feels so strange.

[04:23:13] You know what else I hate?

[04:23:14] As a woman.

[04:23:18] I don't know what I thought about this.

[04:23:19] You know what else I hate?

[04:23:20] As a woman, talk to speaking about bikinis.

[04:23:24] Bikini tops?

[04:23:25] There's nothing I hate more than the bikini top,

[04:23:28] like, not being able to cover your under boob.

[04:23:31] I hate that shit, bro.

[04:23:34] I feel so unsafe.

[04:23:36] I feel so unsafe.

[04:23:37] If it's like a bikini top, and it's like,

[04:23:39] have you ever seen that when a girl's wearing a bikini top

[04:23:42] and like, you can see, like, it's like on her boob,

[04:23:45] but it's not under the boob.

[04:23:47] So like, the top doesn't cover the under boob.

[04:23:49] So the under boob is coming out and like the side boob is coming out and it's like I don't feel safe

[04:23:56] I feel like I'm in danger if that's how I have to wear the bikini

[04:24:00] I feel like I'm an absolute danger and it's a terror with every step

[04:24:05] Because my boob can just come out

[04:24:07] Like why can't the bikini why can't the bikini top?

[04:24:12] fit under the booby like I just I just don't trust it bro. I don't trust it

[04:24:17] I don't fucking trust it. I know like a lot of women they wear it like that and they feel safe

[04:24:21] But I don't fucking feel safe. I feel like I'm in danger and I don't trust it

[04:24:31] That's the end of my rant I thought about this long and hard

[04:24:47] You can just pull a sword out of his tummy.

[04:25:01] For your Emperor.

[04:25:03] Emperor.

[04:25:04] By your mortals.

[04:25:07] Hey, this looks pretty cool.

[04:25:09] France.

[04:25:11] France! France! France! France! France! France! France! France!

[04:25:15] Weeeeeee! Merci!

[04:25:20] Is that Napoleon? I don't know. What does Napoleon look like?

[04:25:33] The Lumbra's full of thieves. What is it you're after?

[04:25:38] Don't take this the wrong way. But we've been watching you. You've got talent and a lot of promise.

[04:25:45] Watch me!

[04:25:49] Stop! We're all bummed!

[04:25:52] Are you ready to talk about planning a real heist?

[04:25:55] No.

[04:25:56] Oh, yes.

[04:25:58] Elser scrolls online!

[04:26:00] The thieves' guild!

[04:26:01] The thieves' guild!

[04:26:02] Our members will show you the ropes. This job is going to need every trick.

[04:26:07] Wait, people still play Elder Scrolls online?

[04:26:37] all around the world if you know where to look and are willing to fight for you.

[04:26:41] Nice hit.

[04:26:46] What level?

[04:26:47] Whether it's a virgin, adventure, or danger, the Thieves Guild has everything you need

[04:26:53] as long as you're willing to take it.

[04:26:57] Don't mind if I do. Hands off the cheese. I got here first.

[04:27:02] What the fuck? That cheese is just sitting there.

[04:27:05] Uh, I'm sorry.

[04:27:06] I got here first.

[04:27:07] That cheese is just sitting there on top of all that gold.

[04:27:10] You know how dirty that gold is?

[04:27:11] That's disgusting.

[04:27:12] You're going to end up eating that cheese,

[04:27:13] and it's like you're getting a mouthful of germs and dirt.

[04:27:17] Because it was on the fucking gold.

[04:27:20] What's wrong with you?

[04:27:21] You freak?

[04:27:27] Oh?

[04:27:31] The rhyme is kind of, listen, I'm sorry.

[04:27:33] It looked like it was sliced in half, which means a piece was exposed.

[04:27:42] I mean, somehow a coin must have touched it.

[04:27:46] A coin must have fucking touched it. There's no way a coin didn't touch it!

[04:27:56] Celebrating the beauty of the United States!

[04:28:02] Sorry.

[04:28:03] featuring national parks and national monuments!

[04:28:11] America the beautiful!

[04:28:14] It's just, what a...

[04:28:18] I just felt whiplash after the fucking guy standing on gold.

[04:28:22] The beauty of the United States, national parks and that is a park simulator, please!

[04:28:37] Watch it, Nappy.

[04:28:40] Oh, light simulator.

[04:28:43] Great smoky mountains.

[04:28:46] Dry tortugas.

[04:28:48] Dry tortugas.

[04:28:51] That looks like a fucking fortress. What the fuck is that?

[04:28:55] What is dry tortugas?

[04:29:00] What is that thing? It's a fort. A fort for what? What are they fording?

[04:29:09] Big Ben, Hexan

[04:29:12] Waterloo, Malkin

[04:29:14] Hexan, Rocky Mountains Colorado, Great Sand Dunes

[04:29:18] I never really think about the canyon lens.

[04:29:25] What if somebody put a mall in here?

[04:29:29] Like what if somebody just was like you know what?

[04:29:31] Puppa Mountains and they just demolished all the mountains and put a huge mega mall there.

[04:29:36] Put a Walmart in Zion, Utah.

[04:29:44] Rice Canyon, Utah. Let's put a fricking huge ass fricking target in there.

[04:29:54] This is where Westworld is. Yeah, Westworld. Let's put a big...what if Disney was in here?

[04:30:08] They put a big Disney Disney park

[04:30:38] I'm going to demolish the Grand Canyon, we're going to build a mega mall in there.

[04:31:05] I simulated 2024!

[04:31:07] Oh!

[04:31:09] Uh...

[04:31:13] And I'm wearing this outfit?

[04:31:14] Have we gone back in time?

[04:31:16] What's going on?

[04:31:18] I'm confused.

[04:31:23] What the fuck?

[04:31:26] Uh...

[04:31:33] We gotta go deeper.

[04:31:35] You played a game, won a game pass.

[04:31:44] Alright, I really have to pee.

[04:31:52] Help.

[04:31:56] Guys, I really have to pee help.

[04:32:00] Guys, I really have to pee help.

[04:32:03] Guys, I really have to pee help.

[04:32:05] Do you think I can go pee?

[04:32:12] I'll be right back.

[04:35:55] I have a pig like a woman, like only a woman can!

[04:36:22] go near a woman can

[04:36:52] On

[04:36:57] You watch and of course he did of course I washed my hands

[04:37:04] Of course and then

[04:37:14] I can

[04:37:16] And I have to I

[04:37:18] Literally have to wash my hands every single time

[04:37:22] I literally have to wash my hands every single time.

[04:37:31] The mountain stands here, yet it cannot be seen.

[04:37:36] The wind passes without a sound.

[04:37:40] Wow, look at that catwalk.

[04:37:42] People move within.

[04:37:45] Where winds meet.

[04:37:48] The moists move in secrecy.

[04:37:51] I have not played this game.

[04:38:03] Oh fuck off.

[04:38:08] What? Haruka raid!

[04:38:10] Oh my goodness, Haruka!

[04:38:13] You streamed today!

[04:38:15] Yay!

[04:38:17] Haruka stream! Haruka stream!

[04:38:19] How do I stream?

[04:38:21] You smell good, right?

[04:38:22] Thank you.

[04:38:23] I just came back from the bathroom.

[04:38:26] Yay, I'm so happy you streamed.

[04:38:28] I hope you had a great stream.

[04:38:30] Yay!

[04:38:35] Stream more or else.

[04:38:37] The battle has told me.

[04:38:38] Stream more or else.

[04:38:40] Or else.

[04:38:45] Hello, everybody.

[04:38:46] I am Iron Mask.

[04:38:47] Who gained life in the human house?

[04:38:49] I'm watching the Xbox Game Show game.

[04:38:54] Say more! Say more!

[04:39:05] Whoa!

[04:39:08] Yay! I'm having fun because you're here.

[04:39:13] I'm having fun because you're here, how do you go?

[04:39:19] I've never played where wins meet I've had a lot of people ask me to play it but I have

[04:39:32] not played it yet and I don't know I'm just I got too much shit going on

[04:39:39] Oh shit, Castlevania!

[04:39:50] Oh shit!

[04:39:52] Connorslop! Connorslop!

[04:40:00] Connorslop, dang!

[04:40:01] The newest band-mind would be a girl.

[04:40:05] The newest woman is a girl?

[04:40:07] I'll say get that girl out of my video game, I swear to God.

[04:40:10] She's not even wearing a bikini, I swear to God.

[04:40:14] Get that girl out of my game!

[04:40:17] The gun has given you another chance, gross.

[04:40:21] You must use it wisely to better control your curse and strengthen yourself.

[04:40:26] Get girls out of my video game!

[04:40:28] Where's the makin' me?

[04:40:38] You are no more, irritating thing captain.

[04:40:41] What makes you think you can stop me this time?

[04:40:46] No.

[04:40:47] I've always wanted a pet, Falma.

[04:40:52] I'm sorry, excuse me.

[04:40:56] I've always wanted to pet Belmont.

[04:40:59] You're French and blonde!

[04:41:02] Stupid girl!

[04:41:04] I will show you what hell is!

[04:41:09] I am Rose Belmont, and I will hunt the night!

[04:41:13] Rose Belmont.

[04:41:17] Of Homer 2026.

[04:41:23] 15th!

[04:41:26] Hasselbadium Belmont's Curse.

[04:41:32] Honor Slop! Wow.

[04:41:41] Ooh, what's this?

[04:41:45] He knew?

[04:41:49] What color is 2026?

[04:41:51] I would like to say, 2026 is...

[04:42:00] I feel like 2026 is kinda... purpley. I feel like it's purpley.

[04:42:06] Brown. Shut up. No, it's not.

[04:42:15] 2024 was like, green.

[04:42:17] A haze that seems to fill the whole world.

[04:42:26] And it's glow.

[04:42:28] Wait, what is this?

[04:42:30] You discover wonderful new things.

[04:42:32] A BIMBLY FARMING SIN!

[04:42:36] Dear friends, you always needed.

[04:42:38] And golden moments which like a little warm breeze.

[04:42:49] Wait, this is so cute!

[04:42:54] This looks so sweet!

[04:43:00] Oh my god.

[04:43:07] Is it your days?

[04:43:11] His dreams.

[04:43:14] Wait, what?

[04:43:21] Uh...

[04:43:25] The barrier?

[04:43:28] That reminds me of the movie.

[04:43:32] Have you guys seen that?

[04:43:34] Valerian movie? That movie's crazy.

[04:43:40] The Valerian movie is crazy.

[04:43:42] Step into a summer that never ends in this life sim adventure featuring

[04:43:46] hand illustrated art inspired by timeless anime classics.

[04:43:49] Listen bro, this is a

[04:43:52] Iron Mouse plays at 3am by herself in her room.

[04:43:56] and her PC while she's not streaming game.

[04:44:09] Hey, cozy!

[04:44:14] World for me!

[04:44:15] World for me, oh.

[04:44:26] Oh, what is this?

[04:44:37] It's obvious.

[04:44:41] The speed is another Persona?

[04:44:50] Persona!

[04:44:56] Who are you, is that what they're saying?

[04:45:22] Oh

[04:45:32] Girl give us nothing

[04:45:39] Long girl give us nothing give us nothing

[04:45:46] Give us nothing they give a shit

[04:45:49] Activision!

[04:45:58] And a realm beyond!

[04:46:02] And a realm beyond!

[04:46:05] What the fuck are those birds? Eww!

[04:46:09] Eww! Get away from me!

[04:46:19] A new e-bell, rising.

[04:46:27] A legendary hero, Spyro? What the fuck?

[04:46:32] Wait, he looks different.

[04:46:36] Holy shit, what the fuck?

[04:46:40] Sporo.

[04:46:44] He's all grown up.

[04:46:49] He looks like...

[04:46:59] Mammy, he got some surgery or something.

[04:47:05] Spyro around the on.

[04:47:09] Wow.

[04:47:12] Wow, it does look like he is looking at things.

[04:47:19] You got some peptides in?

[04:47:24] It also has more hair.

[04:47:31] Ah, it's my kind of nine.

[04:47:38] My arms are ringing, bullets are flying, will you do that for me?

[04:47:45] My fingers sleep, every copper in the tangle is on my tail.

[04:47:50] Let the guns come to order.

[04:47:56] Fist off!

[04:47:58] Fist off!

[04:47:59] I need to do shoot some of my esteemed colleagues.

[04:48:02] What the fuck is wrong with that guy?

[04:48:04] That guy!

[04:48:07] Oh my god, fucked up face man!

[04:48:12] You listen!

[04:48:24] Oh, my V!

[04:48:25] He's a role-play!

[04:48:34] I

[04:48:38] Rate cheap rubbish arrangement

[04:48:43] Erasmus cheap rubbish

[04:48:53] What is that stock screen

[04:49:04] to in the grave, as they say they will.

[04:49:08] Look at the bloody air sheets!

[04:49:10] We're not here for you!

[04:49:12] Not here for me!

[04:49:13] And mustar!

[04:49:14] And fucking DARROW!

[04:49:16] And fucking DARROW!

[04:49:19] Time to lay our hands to mischief.

[04:49:21] We've been prepared to-

[04:49:22] He's different because he wears a suit!

[04:49:24] For months now, to put in the heist tonight, yeah?

[04:49:28] Morgan gives it a crane to lower the ship.

[04:49:32] Greetings!

[04:49:33] I am the miracle industry's auto loading frame if you have the authority I am at your service

[04:49:39] Bob, give me Bioshock Lupin of Vibes

[04:49:42] The lift is now unlocked

[04:49:50] Defeat

[04:49:56] Do you expect us to go quietly?

[04:49:59] Well, I certainly don't expect any trouble holy shit. She's serving look at this

[04:50:06] Wow

[04:50:08] All from some of Avalon's most disposable citizens

[04:50:18] Hello frightened human I can get you out of this

[04:50:29] you've just jumped about 25 years back in time this place on this day is ripe

[04:50:36] for changing the course of history this life I want to give you choices but I

[04:50:42] just found a way to control the past changes in control make things unfair

[04:50:50] and choose I'm just but I just found a way to control the past he has a magic

[04:50:55] Things that can fall to the ground.

[04:51:09] What the fuck?!

[04:51:12] Ew!

[04:51:13] The blood the priest, who do we like the least?

[04:51:16] I wish different how they do ya, the one the priest, who do we like the least?

[04:51:21] I wish different how-

[04:51:23] Okay, am I going crazy?

[04:51:24] There was like electricity coming out from between her legs.

[04:51:29] What?

[04:51:30] The fill the blood the priest, who do we like the least?

[04:51:34] I wish different how they do ya, the one that's nice to get to ya, and when they're done with chocolate, I'll get out of here!

[04:51:41] This kid's not a shopping pussy!

[04:51:52] Well, these shopping people are their COOL people!

[04:52:02] Come on, have that little dick!

[04:52:11] Alright, the atmosphere of this game, Clockwork Revolution, uh, I'm sold.

[04:52:21] I'm sold, I'm sold.

[04:52:23] Coming in dudes, I'm sold!

[04:52:26] Wait, wait, I'm okay, okay.

[04:52:29] I'm sold.

[04:52:33] I'm sold.

[04:52:35] I mean, in that bootie.

[04:52:42] Mr. Booty, thank you so much, Mr. Booty.

[04:52:51] Thank you so much for joining us today, this is a milestone year for us as we celebrate

[04:52:58] 25 years with you and we're excited about our lineup of iconic games.

[04:53:05] Record breaking Forza Horizon 6, the return of Master Chief, rebuilt from the ground up,

[04:53:11] the extraordinary world of fable, full of choice and consequences.

[04:53:16] games from our partners. It's SEGA, 4A games, Koei Tecmo, and more. And players can look forward

[04:53:24] to two upcoming exclusives, Gears of War E-Day in 2026 and Clockwork Revolution in 2027.

[04:53:32] In a moment, we'll dive into Gears of War E-Day. But before we do, one franchise that has been with

[04:53:38] us from the beginning is Call of Duty. Now, it's bigger than ever with a new modern warfare later

[04:53:45] this year and a movie on the way. A movie? The teams at Infinity Ward and Activision

[04:53:51] gave us a glimpse of the story and gameplay. Today they are back with a

[04:53:55] first look at DMZ, reimagined in a way that only Call of Duty can deliver.

[04:54:15] Call a movie.

[04:54:45] The enemy is also in the enemy's base.

[04:54:47] It's a very dangerous enemy.

[04:54:49] It's a very dangerous enemy.

[04:54:55] What?

[04:55:01] Follow!

[04:55:03] I can't tell what a high-dead target is.

[04:55:05] We'll keep the files and eliminate the HBT.

[04:55:08] We'll inspect the contact.

[04:55:10] HBT's in the area.

[04:55:12] If you want to tell me, this is huge.

[04:55:15] I

[04:55:18] Am gonna head downstairs real quick see if there's any weapons to cure land around

[04:55:25] Fine, it's only gonna take two seconds

[04:55:30] Every game is this what are they just gonna stop we're gonna stop with the call of duty

[04:55:41] He's down let's go help him

[04:55:45] What are you making a movie?

[04:55:47] I think we need to stop guys.

[04:55:51] As long as it makes money, I see all of Akka.

[04:56:04] What is a movie even gonna be about?

[04:56:15] I'm just another war movie I guess.

[04:56:28] Hey.

[04:56:29] What's up?

[04:56:30] Uh oh.

[04:56:31] Are you good man?

[04:56:32] Fuck.

[04:56:33] I don't. I didn't even play in-game footage. Which means the game is probably not even

[04:56:51] I'm gonna look like this.

[04:57:05] Rory Aint worth the B!

[04:57:09] Is that the HVT?

[04:57:11] Yeah, fuck the HVT.

[04:57:12] It's just gonna explode.

[04:57:14] Oh, fuck.

[04:57:20] I got you, man.

[04:57:21] Yeah

[04:57:26] Good

[04:57:29] You're good. I know you got hit by like a shit kind of bullets

[04:57:33] Hopefully my injection will save you. Oh hell yeah

[04:57:41] Yeah, bro, I'm good

[04:57:51] Oh, player.

[04:58:08] Stop my book!

[04:58:10] Oh, no!

[04:58:18] Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[04:58:18] Is this me or like, does this look weird?

[04:58:23] Am I going crazy?

[04:58:27] I'm inside.

[04:58:28] Get your ass in the rough right now.

[04:58:30] Copy.

[04:58:33] Please have a medical.

[04:58:36] Oh, thank you.

[04:58:38] I just don't, I don't know.

[04:58:40] I want to be honest I never really played Call of Duty the only one I did play was the

[04:58:45] zombies on the stairs.

[04:58:47] That's all.

[04:58:49] That's all I played with.

[04:58:56] I just never... listen I'm a girl.

[04:59:01] I don't give a fuck about a girl.

[04:59:04] I'm a girl and I have a bandana.

[04:59:07] I'm scared about Call of Duty.

[04:59:14] As a woman, I'll play the zombie one.

[04:59:21] You may be asking mouse, if you're a girl, if you're a woman with a bandana, why didn't

[04:59:28] you even play it in the first place?

[04:59:31] Well, because I knew a man.

[04:59:33] I knew boys.

[04:59:35] Male friends!

[04:59:41] They can replay fucking all of those zombies.

[04:59:51] Hey goodness, it's over.

[05:00:01] I'm glad my brother woke up and doesn't like Call of Duty anymore.

[05:00:18] Welcome to the Coalition, here in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, home of Gears of

[05:00:22] War.

[05:00:23] When Gears stayed viewed in 2006, it became necessary to redefine the genre.

[05:00:28] And now in 2026, we're on the cusp of another rare moment.

[05:00:32] No weak shit!

[05:00:33] I changed the honor and early theme, celebrated with my fans,

[05:00:36] and laid the foundation for where Gears is going next.

[05:00:39] It's just Gears of War, that's all it is.

[05:00:41] Imlys are all scale and viral.

[05:00:42] It's even worse from up here.

[05:00:44] It's even worse from up here!

[05:00:45] No shit, the whole city's destroyed, bruv.

[05:00:48] Gears plays best in a city, and Kelowna is the ultimate battlefield.

[05:00:52] Kelowna!

[05:00:53] Oh my god, women in my video games, get em out!

[05:01:09] Get em out, get em out, get em out, get em out!

[05:01:15] This winter twines with others called to defend the city.

[05:01:18] Kong weapon that fires armor piercing explosive rounds.

[05:01:21] Quick fire round to let it explode, or hold the trigger to control.

[05:01:26] Can we support four player?

[05:01:28] For the nightmare.

[05:01:31] Untouched, running the 80 years of war.

[05:01:34] Wow, 80 years of war.

[05:01:36] Roll the credits!

[05:01:37] The years of war!

[05:01:39] The heart of Gears has always been about the bonds you made.

[05:01:43] I have come here to destroy you.

[05:01:46] Okay, we're done with the showcase. Thank you for watching.

[05:01:49] Now, time for PC showcase.

[05:01:53] Piss, piss, pissy. Pissy, pissy, shulk!

[05:02:08] Pissy showcase.

[05:02:10] HIT THE CORNER YES!

[05:02:30] does it hit the corner and where is she its never gonna hit the corner it's not going

[05:02:38] It's not gonna hit the bar.

[05:02:40] Like, it's not.

[05:02:41] It's not gonna hit the bar.

[05:02:44] It'll never hit the bar.

[05:02:46] Okay, let's get up to-

[05:02:50] Hey, what the fuck?

[05:02:54] Oh, sick!

[05:02:55] I won!

[05:02:57] Come on, Hollywood!

[05:02:59] It's the fucking tongue-worn.

[05:03:01] I appreciate it.

[05:03:02] With your host, Frankie Ward,

[05:03:03] and your co-host, me, Els.

[05:03:05] And now, here's your host,

[05:03:07] It's Frankie...

[05:03:09] ...Ward.

[05:03:10] Oh, yes! Oh, thank you.

[05:03:12] Thank you. Welcome to the PC Gaming Show pre-show.

[05:03:15] We've got a big show for you tonight,

[05:03:17] but before we get to our guests,

[05:03:19] some stuff in the news today.

[05:03:21] Ram Prices. Have you heard about this?

[05:03:24] This is breaking news.

[05:03:26] The price of Ram is still higher than Woody Harrelson

[05:03:29] or the Snoop Dogg concert.

[05:03:31] Ah, what else?

[05:03:33] AI has been in the news. Have you heard about this?

[05:03:36] is everywhere now. This is true. I downloaded an AI app to create Q-class for this joke and

[05:03:41] not only did it spatula tennis hubcap, it completely messed up the bleachers' safety drink.

[05:03:45] Okay, folks, let's get started. Given up for the pre-show,

[05:03:53] there's a band. There's no band. What a band. You guys get up to anything wild this weekend?

[05:04:04] I was recently reading about where the term sidekick comes from, some say it derives from

[05:04:28] pickpocket slang because the front pocket was called the kick and it was the safest

[05:04:32] place to store your valuables. So a sidekick is someone you implicitly trust.

[05:04:36] What? Wait, where's my wallet? Where's my wallet? You only have a fiver in here, but you do carry

[05:04:42] around a photo of where there's big naturals from Bordersgate 3. Those are way more valuable

[05:04:47] than cash. Big naturals? Let's move on. Our first guest, you know, from games like

[05:04:53] Innable Waters and Citizen Sleeper, please welcome Gareth Damian Martin. Hello.

[05:05:00] Hello.

[05:05:01] Can't.

[05:05:01] Lovely to see you here.

[05:05:02] I think the last time we probably both saw you was at the BAFTA.

[05:05:04] Yes.

[05:05:05] Congratulations on yet more nominations for Citizen Sleeper 2.

[05:05:07] Honestated.

[05:05:08] What the hell are we gonna talk about?

[05:05:09] All the stuff you do are out and around.

[05:05:11] Fuck it.

[05:05:12] You wanna make the Witcher 3 and your Nautics for Citizen Sleeper 2.

[05:05:15] Beautiful, because I adornate.

[05:05:16] Thanks.

[05:05:17] Will you-

[05:05:18] Wait, what is this?

[05:05:19] After every run, you build and unlock new troops, spells, and also improve your sky.

[05:05:23] What the fuck is this?

[05:05:24] This is a game.

[05:05:25] Fuck off.

[05:05:26] You should sit here.

[05:05:26] Oh.

[05:05:27] Rain.

[05:05:27] As you imagine, I think.

[05:05:29] When I-

[05:05:30] The filling in the gaps and-

[05:05:31] In front.

[05:05:32] So, um, but I-

[05:05:33] The first trailer, later on in the PC Gaming Show?

[05:05:36] I think, Gareth, you should sit here.

[05:05:37] Because you've just built anticipation

[05:05:39] for the main PC Gaming Show,

[05:05:40] which is my job and Elsa's job.

[05:05:42] So thank you so much for joining us on the show today.

[05:05:45] If you want to see what's coming up from Gareth,

[05:05:47] then stick around for the main show.

[05:05:49] What?

[05:05:50] Hey there, we're LogoPunction,

[05:05:52] and this is our game, Wielder and Sovereign Essence.

[05:05:54] Wielder's on the essence?

[05:05:56] Small frog on a big quest.

[05:05:58] You're a frog?

[05:06:02] An egg?

[05:06:22] He's jerking me!

[05:06:28] building horde survival vampire survival right now

[05:06:35] vampire survival

[05:06:40] frog pyre survival game leases on 5th of November

[05:06:45] well it's 5th of November I should play the demo

[05:06:50] I don't know if it's much luck to prove it well we've got another guest joining us

[05:06:54] from his well-earned retirement after completing a storied 25-year career in video games,

[05:06:59] spanning Star. GameStop and Night Dive. Please welcome, Larry Cooper-Mann!

[05:07:04] How old is he?

[05:07:05] He's the first job.

[05:07:07] He's a game industry veteran.

[05:07:10] After which we partnered with Ironclad and did Sims with Solar Empire.

[05:07:16] But the game that resonated with me, and it was both full.

[05:07:21] When you-

[05:07:22] This isn't your-

[05:07:23] You know what?

[05:07:24] The PC version's a little-

[05:07:25] Great runner and hat to make you-

[05:07:26] You can only-

[05:07:27] That-

[05:07:28] But-

[05:07:29] The-

[05:07:30] Games came-

[05:07:31] Getting us out of the PC game?

[05:07:32] Not sure-

[05:07:33] I've got the answer!

[05:07:34] Let's do both.

[05:07:35] Take a look at something exciting coming up for Warhammer 40K Dark Tide and then stick around-

[05:07:39] Warhammer Dark Tide!

[05:07:40] Because I don't know if this will tell us all about it.

[05:07:51] That's not a shark!

[05:07:57] The Unmimicius Geary.

[05:08:00] We'll totally instrument a war.

[05:08:05] Oh, is this a no-pass?

[05:08:08] Clutter in the name of the machine dies.

[05:08:17] It's firing!

[05:08:19] I would play!

[05:08:24] Please join me in welcoming one of the foremost minds in Shopping Rap Men and Blasting Chaos

[05:08:32] Cultists, that shants Victor Magnuson!

[05:08:34] Get out of here!

[05:08:35] Get out of here!

[05:08:36] Get out of here!

[05:08:37] Get out of here!

[05:08:38] You guys are known for making card games.

[05:08:40] What do you think makes it great?

[05:08:41] Like, uh, okay.

[05:08:42] That run was because the secretari are ready for you.

[05:08:45] We had the god and there was the coolest.

[05:08:48] Sorry, are you ready for you to play with WEN?

[05:08:51] June 23rd.

[05:08:52] June 23rd!

[05:08:53] June 23rd!

[05:08:54] It's just a couple of weeks time, and...

[05:08:55] I'm sorry!

[05:08:56] It's not the one who played Dark Tide yet, but they want to have a go with...

[05:08:59] I like...

[05:09:00] Oh, I love Dark Tide.

[05:09:01] It's like my fun.

[05:09:02] It was this big trailer.

[05:09:07] Heal me?

[05:09:09] Ow.

[05:09:11] Wait, you're like a dice?

[05:09:15] Oh, you can change your faces!

[05:09:18] I think the whole dang thing was speckled.

[05:09:48] you

[05:10:18] you

[05:10:48] you

[05:11:18] you

[05:11:48] you

[05:12:18] you

[05:12:48] I

[05:12:53] Want no video game we gotta host the PC gaming show

[05:13:01] We've harnessed pure nostalgia to reconstruct our own little pocket dimension of the 1990s

[05:13:07] I really thank you life was punctuated by slap-face

[05:13:10] movies were stored on

[05:13:13] Internet didn't involve as many streamers saying painful and confusing

[05:13:16] He's copped to me.

[05:13:17] I don't understand this term slang.

[05:13:19] I just, I don't get it.

[05:13:20] See, it wasn't even us.

[05:13:22] That was just a thing that happened in the 90s.

[05:13:25] Well, what fun.

[05:13:26] But basking in the war and laughter of a bygone decade

[05:13:29] won't keep us from bringing you plenty that's new.

[05:13:32] Oh, no.

[05:13:33] We've got a full two hours.

[05:13:35] That's two of trailers over a dozen world premieres

[05:13:39] and developer deep dives for upcoming games.

[05:13:42] That would have actually been pretty impossible

[05:13:44] to imagine in the 90s.

[05:13:45] We're too busy managing our ridiculously huge Djinko jeans. Plus we're gonna build an awesome gaming PC

[05:13:52] And one of you get to take it home

[05:13:54] Let's get started the PC gamer way with three huge world premiere

[05:14:06] With every step we boldly explore the unknown

[05:14:11] Oh, he did.

[05:14:12] And piece by piece, we build an understanding of the strangest mysteries in the universe.

[05:14:23] Captain, our central array is getting unusual really quickly.

[05:14:27] Oh my god, it's so purple.

[05:14:29] That's it, I'm open and safe.

[05:14:31] That is hot!

[05:14:33] Yeah, no, I can't do this.

[05:14:53] Yep, I can't do this.

[05:15:03] It's Haunter's Lop.

[05:15:14] Welcome to 95.

[05:15:16] The start of a new revolution.

[05:15:18] Solitaire!

[05:15:19] The information's superhighway.

[05:15:21] Freeze! Stop!

[05:15:22] A world ruled by the transistor.

[05:15:24] Where power is measured and hurts in bites.

[05:15:27] A place where us freaks and geeks can be free.

[05:15:30] No nations.

[05:15:31] No race.

[05:15:33] Just ideas and knowledge.

[05:15:35] They call me a criminal.

[05:15:37] A hacker.

[05:15:38] While corporations spy on us and governments control us.

[05:15:43] They murder and kill and tell us it's for our own good.

[05:15:47] I'm not the criminal.

[05:15:48] I'm a freedom fighter with a modem.

[05:15:51] They can try to scare me, but they'll never stop me.

[05:15:58] What? Is this like a weird solitaire type game?

[05:16:03] Xeam system takes very seriously any attempts to hack infiltrator otherwise illicitly access our servers.

[05:16:09] Should you be found to do so, we will not hesitate to apply the full force of the law.

[05:16:14] Wait, this looks like Nassla.

[05:16:17] Hack 95!

[05:16:20] Wait, this game looks pretty cool!

[05:16:29] This is what a Redditor thinks they are?

[05:16:33] What is this?

[05:16:43] What's the meaning of this thing?

[05:16:58] What is this?

[05:17:05] Boy game.

[05:17:09] That Connor messaging me saying he wants to play New Gears of War.

[05:17:16] That Connor, I will play the New Gears of War with you.

[05:17:23] I almost played New Gears of War.

[05:17:25] If Conor, I would play the New Gears of War with you.

[05:17:38] Okay, we'll give Company of Heroes

[05:17:41] Definitive Edition.

[05:17:44] Enjoy the game, boys.

[05:17:47] Enjoy the game, guys.

[05:17:49] Enjoy Company of Heroes.

[05:17:52] I'd like to see a strategy classic reborn for the modern age.

[05:17:55] Well, that was a great show, so I better get sleep, you know?

[05:17:58] Mika, the show just started.

[05:18:00] Yeah, it is, man.

[05:18:00] Can we play Guild Wars, please?

[05:18:03] Can we play it?

[05:18:05] But you know how every morning I, like, cook an entire full breakfast,

[05:18:09] and all of our friends come over to eat it and hang out before we go to work?

[05:18:12] Well, I actually have to get up at four in the morning to get all of that done,

[05:18:16] and all the cooking and the cleaning.

[05:18:17] It's kind of a full-time job, yeah.

[05:18:19] Oh, yeah, that is super unrealistic.

[05:18:21] Why don't we just do what normal people do and get up 5 minutes before we have to and then dart out the door without showering and shove a cold bagel into our mouths while sitting and drinking?

[05:18:28] Is that a bowl of balls?

[05:18:30] Well, since who the fuck is that?

[05:18:32] Is that a boob?

[05:18:34] I'm not listening to this kid. I'm just looking at the bowl of balls on the table. What the fuck is that?

[05:18:42] We're saying up late, how about we watch another world premiere?

[05:18:45] It's just a bowl of balls!

[05:18:51] They'll cover my knee, bling.

[05:18:54] I am so proud of you.

[05:18:56] 1989 Berlin.

[05:18:58] You could have turned back, but you didn't.

[05:19:03] I know that taking the step is not for the faint of heart.

[05:19:08] It is taken by those who seek.

[05:19:11] I'm sorry, but I can't.

[05:19:12] I can't feel like we got impaled on this.

[05:19:14] I know that taking the step is not for the faint of heart.

[05:19:17] It is taken by Zoos who seek some vampires?

[05:19:24] What?

[05:19:28] What the fuck?

[05:19:34] What is this?

[05:19:39] It's a game of live 2D in it.

[05:19:44] I can tell by the character movement.

[05:19:56] Red kiss?

[05:19:58] This looks interesting.

[05:20:06] Oh the fuck don't curse at me! Did he call me a block?

[05:20:08] Oh.

[05:20:14] Call me a fucking donut!

[05:20:23] Guy Ferry?

[05:20:25] Who are you?!

[05:20:33] I'm sorry! What?!

[05:20:35] What did you just call him?!

[05:20:37] Hey, no fucking way, bro. Excuse me, I- you will be hearing from my lawyer. You will

[05:20:52] be hearing from my lawyer!

[05:20:54] Talking, Ramsey!

[05:20:55] I can't believe this! Someone took my Gorgon Ramsey! I mean, to be fair, anybody would

[05:21:03] Come up with Gorgon Ramsey. It's so easy to do

[05:21:13] You will be hearing from my lawyer

[05:21:15] Then take my advice you need to cook up tasty combos

[05:21:19] Hire the right crew and stand tall in the face of cosmic horrors

[05:21:23] If you think you can take the heat getting that kitchen and show me turning the

[05:21:33] Oh my god, it's the person I mean!

[05:21:38] That's the slumber I think you...

[05:21:41] Serious Sam?

[05:21:43] What the fuck is Serious Sam?

[05:21:55] Boomer Bane?

[05:21:56] Getting serious now!

[05:21:58] I'm a shooter.

[05:22:05] Oh, no.

[05:22:14] Not for me.

[05:22:16] What am I doing?

[05:22:18] What it has to be serious in the title it's serious fans it has to be serious

[05:22:24] Yeah I'm gonna be honest it looks like a mobile game but I guess it's not

[05:22:34] No no thank you, no thank you not for me

[05:22:40] That is the favorite.

[05:22:44] House with ball bowl, bowl of ball.

[05:22:48] It's lovely to see he's still in good shape.

[05:22:50] Well, six shapes to be precise.

[05:22:52] The bowl of balls.

[05:22:53] What are you working on there, Mika?

[05:22:54] Is it a grocery?

[05:22:55] It's a ball meter.

[05:22:56] No, Sean.

[05:22:57] I'm catching up with my favorite correspondence, which researches...

[05:23:00] Fun fact.

[05:23:01] Her dad is a bomb.

[05:23:02] She's like a mooch and reading rainbow.

[05:23:05] Her dad is the warburton from Moot and Reading Rainbow.

[05:23:08] planting, dying of the plague, and all the other things we love to do before, you know,

[05:23:12] we learned that joy and life lives in our smartphones.

[05:23:15] Oh!

[05:23:16] It would be charming if I knew how to read.

[05:23:19] Hey, Sean, did we get a new phone?

[05:23:23] I don't think it's possible.

[05:23:24] Society hasn't been ravaged yet by same-day delivery.

[05:23:27] She's friends with Ross?

[05:23:29] Am I about to die?

[05:23:31] Guys, there's something you need to know.

[05:23:34] Ross is friends with everybody on the planet.

[05:23:36] He knows everybody.

[05:23:37] literally everybody every single person you like people that I never even thought

[05:23:44] he would know he knows them somehow oh I'm just messing with you Sean it's me

[05:23:49] six degrees oh hello PC gaming show host Frankie Ward but wait aren't you

[05:23:55] busy oh Sean you should know that no there's gonna steal my Pearson games

[05:24:03] Also we just wrapped for the day. Now listen, I hate to interrupt the

[05:24:08] inacritisms but you're about to be rolling on an exclusive new look.

[05:24:11] You're gonna get a role in the show? Uh, no thank you.

[05:24:13] From Remedy HQ.

[05:24:15] We are?

[05:24:16] Just pay the thing you show them.

[05:24:18] What is going on?

[05:24:21] I'm gonna be honest, I haven't been paying attention to these kids at all.

[05:24:25] We've just been chatting throughout the whole time, so...

[05:24:33] Wait, what is this?

[05:24:34] Isn't it? Straight from Remedy HQ.

[05:24:41] Well...

[05:24:46] Control Resonance.

[05:24:49] I think now we get different views each time.

[05:24:54] Is this what I wanted to see?

[05:25:03] Control Resonant, I promise I'll play the other one.

[05:25:28] And may not play this one.

[05:25:31] September 24.

[05:25:35] Additional digital content included.

[05:25:39] Corruption outfit?

[05:25:42] I'm sorry.

[05:25:44] What?

[05:25:48] How the fuck is this an outfit? He's fucking naked.

[05:25:52] What?

[05:25:55] Also his nipples are like strange shapes. They're like almonds.

[05:26:04] It's a skin suit? Get the fuck out of here. Ain't no way.

[05:26:10] I said Holinsky and it's Helsinki.

[05:26:30] Guys, maybe I do have a reading problem.

[05:26:35] Maybe I can't read.

[05:26:37] Maybe it's true.

[05:26:39] I can't fucking read.

[05:27:00] Federal Bureau of Control

[05:27:09] against otherworldly trends. You play as Dylan Faden and all of this is taking place in Manhattan,

[05:27:17] New York. In the first game, the whole game took place inside a place of power called the oldest

[05:27:24] house in this kind of a brutalistic architecture environment. With the sequel, that whole thing

[05:27:31] is kind of broken open. The containment failed from the first game. And now all of these pernicious

[05:27:38] forces that were inside the oldest house have leaked upon the streets of Manhattan.

[05:27:47] There's a new threat affecting Manhattan in our game called the patterning and it is

[05:27:53] basically taking what is already there and restructuring and reorganizing it with this

[05:28:00] strange other wealthy algorithm and the resonance themselves are often found in this epicenter

[05:28:07] I like the visuals. They're really cool.

[05:28:14] He's good deals with this every day, oh Jesus.

[05:28:19] The patterning.

[05:28:21] The patterning of boldness? Oh no!

[05:28:37] responsibly, navigating, traversing the world is fun and fast and easy to do.

[05:28:45] For instance, we have the shift ability that allows you to access these different gravity

[05:28:49] anomalies.

[05:28:50] We have the 90 degree gravity shifts.

[05:28:52] We have 180 degree gravity shifts.

[05:28:54] Very minimal UR elements, but everything that looks like a walkable surface, like a ground,

[05:28:59] floor, road, anything that looks like you could be able to walk on this is a gravity

[05:29:05] anomaly.

[05:29:06] We do have some spaces in the game where every wall you see is actually a gravity anomaly.

[05:29:12] And you get into this really mind-bending sequence where, yes, you kind of lose yourself a bit as well, but...

[05:29:20] You know what doesn't the question? Are we gonna get motion sickness, Greenwich?

[05:29:23] You kind of react to the immediacy of the situation until...

[05:29:25] You do all this gravity moving and, holy shit, what the fuck?

[05:29:27] ...natural way of moving through the world, incomprehensible in one way, but once you kind of get it, you just get it.

[05:29:36] What the hell is this?

[05:29:38] Let's go!

[05:29:40] Let's go!

[05:30:06] Oh, mommy, did you watch the raid out there?

[05:30:08] Great story, I think my raid...

[05:30:10] I like the visuals, the visuals are really cool.

[05:30:18] I don't remember shit about the first game, so...

[05:30:22] I don't remember anything.

[05:30:26] I don't remember anything, bro.

[05:30:28] What do you think about the future of Dilean?

[05:30:33] A superhuman feats and telekinesis for example, it still should feel that it's

[05:30:40] genius.

[05:30:41] It doesn't come easy to Dilean.

[05:30:43] Dilean is fighting dirty and he is able to perform these powerful telekinetic

[05:30:48] pushes and ground slams but he does have a call and it does hurt him in the process

[05:30:53] a little bit as well.

[05:30:54] So there's this physicality that we always try to retain with our visualizations and audio,

[05:31:00] even if the thing that you perform as a player is inherently somehow superhuman or otherworldly.

[05:31:12] When you take these different elements, these different pieces, the enemies, the shifting

[05:31:18] environment where gravity has gone bonkers, what you can do with your melee weapon, the

[05:31:23] The panacea abilities, we create this really interesting sandbox and you feel like you have all the means to improvise I think it's unlike anything else

[05:31:53] I'm gonna crash on you!

[05:32:05] Approved!

[05:32:09] Mouse love approved!

[05:32:12] Mouse love approved!

[05:32:15] Approved!

[05:32:23] Oh shit, I wanna feed Beatrix.

[05:32:30] Oh my god.

[05:32:43] Bro.

[05:32:45] Gamble Simslop?

[05:32:49] Let's go.

[05:32:52] Oh, she's got a rat in there?

[05:33:12] Say, Ted!

[05:33:13] Oh my god.

[05:33:14] Don't mind if I do.

[05:33:15] Oh my god.

[05:33:16] There's a plate.

[05:33:17] Oh my god.

[05:33:18] oh my god there's a playtest available wait which one was this one was this

[05:33:26] gone feral

[05:33:29] they let you for dead they buried the truth

[05:33:37] they let you for dead they buried the truth

[05:33:47] Time for revenge.

[05:33:49] Oh, see?

[05:33:50] Punch your targets.

[05:33:52] Because destruction.

[05:33:54] This is literally fucking Friday the 13th.

[05:34:01] And I'm here for it. A praise.

[05:34:03] Disguise yourself.

[05:34:08] Use anything as a weapon.

[05:34:13] And you might be asking,

[05:34:15] Mouse, how come you're okay with this one, but you're not okay with another Halloween the Halloween one

[05:34:22] That's like Friday 18th barista. You know what because this looks cute and you're animals

[05:34:27] And it seems

[05:34:29] cool

[05:34:31] with your friends

[05:34:34] Or by yourself

[05:34:45] And we run it differently.

[05:34:50] Your veins never die.

[05:34:55] Mom, this is cute!

[05:34:56] A cooperative road-like assassin-

[05:35:02] Oh my god.

[05:35:04] A cooperative road-like assassination game.

[05:35:07] Bro, what for a road-like assassination game?

[05:35:10] Gone Feral.

[05:35:13] wish list on steam now well I I already made a

[05:35:25] a preview mouse flop a preview

[05:35:30] would you be interested in teaming up with me on my bloody mission for revenge

[05:35:34] I'm a senator shy absolutely I mean like in gone feral the game we just

[05:35:39] Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, that too. And hey, speaking of co-op carnage, nothing goes better with violence than science.

[05:35:50] Let's check this out.

[05:36:01] What is this?

[05:36:04] Oh, about a printer!

[05:36:09] Oh my God!

[05:36:16] Bro, what does this mean?

[05:36:23] Is this a beach episode of our dream?

[05:36:32] And drop it great wait what wait I'm sorry oh my god another DLC and this game just can't

[05:37:00] Like they just keep on cooking. They don't stop cooking. They never stop cooking.

[05:37:10] They never stop cooking!

[05:37:19] Wait!

[05:37:24] Oh my god, they didn't say this was gonna be at the beach.

[05:37:30] So, you're the new owner of the Grand Hotel, huh?

[05:37:39] I'm not staying, I'm just here to sell the place.

[05:37:41] Well I hope you do better than the new owner of the Grand Hotel.

[05:37:44] Oh my god, that's...

[05:37:45] I...

[05:37:46] Guys, I've been waiting for this game to come out.

[05:37:55] I've been waiting for this game to fucking come out, bro.

[05:37:58] He's been on my list for so long.

[05:38:05] This is absolutely 5 star mouth slot approved.

[05:38:10] I've been waiting for this game so long.

[05:38:13] Disappeared, you know my father. Yeah, I know I've been looking into his disappearance

[05:38:19] You come across anything as you restore the old hotel

[05:38:23] Clue a lead or even just something weird you let me know

[05:38:31] Yeah, this is gonna be so cool come on

[05:38:43] Oh my god, I forgot that there's a- it's a musical.

[05:38:47] I forgot it's a musical!

[05:38:48] HAHAHAHA!

[05:38:56] Bro, it's a musical...

[05:38:59] ...or a sim slot.

[05:39:02] Mouth-slop-a-pring.

[05:39:10] I wanna say it's horror though, I think it's like a supernatural mystery.

[05:39:13] I'm gonna need them to trust me if we're gonna pull this off, but don't worry, they don't suspect anything.

[05:39:18] I'm not worried about them. I'm worried about that hotel. The place must have people's heads.

[05:39:24] Hello, Sunshine? I hear the spitting image of your old man.

[05:39:28] Oh, good God!

[05:39:29] He was in YIberri's head. If you want to know what happened to him, you better expect a lot more.

[05:39:35] Oh my God, I fucking had it with the ride with the cat.

[05:39:38] Anything weird about it?

[05:39:40] Name of the year.

[05:39:41] I mean it's been featured twice in Britain's most haunted towns.

[05:39:44] I'm Britain's most crappiest.

[05:39:47] Oh, this sh** has really began to think I'm the only one.

[05:39:50] Very musical shrimp flop yet.

[05:39:52] I've been through worse than this. I'm sure all men seriously.

[05:39:55] It doesn't look that hard.

[05:39:58] Ah!

[05:40:04] Ah! Eww!

[05:40:08] Come on, brother fuckers, walk out, fuck!

[05:40:23] There are no boats at the Grand. A musicals love crafty and renovator.

[05:40:28] Guys! Oh my god!

[05:40:30] I hope you're having a great time at the castle.

[05:40:33] this is like everything I love rolled into one it's like they're like oh

[05:40:40] Iron Mouse loves this type of game we have to make it

[05:40:48] hey up you're having a great time at PC gaming show as captain of the ESS

[05:40:54] Starseeker trust me when I say this crew is ready for anything here's a look at

[05:40:59] what's waiting for you when the game drops June 11th wishlist it now and

[05:41:03] and prepare for launch!

[05:41:07] Or is this the...

[05:41:09] Or is it...

[05:41:11] Is this a new Aston year game?

[05:41:33] Starseeker!

[05:41:34] How fun!

[05:41:35] We'll be checking back in for a sit-rep on that Starseeker mission later in the show.

[05:41:51] But I wonder how different it is to the Astroneer?

[05:41:59] I don't know how different it is, working together with friends to complete planet-wide

[05:42:07] objectives before station journeys onto new planetary destinations.

[05:42:12] Everything okay, big guy?

[05:42:17] Yeah, it's just, this is usually when our folks who yet a ethereal neighbor appears to

[05:42:23] to spend some timely nugget of salt of the earth wisdom, but I haven't even seen him

[05:42:28] today.

[05:42:29] Well, last time he was here, he was holding a shelter to survive the dying millennium,

[05:42:35] and we're going to be devoured by electronic demons of our digital access or something

[05:42:40] like that, you know?

[05:42:41] Is that a good thing?

[05:42:42] Well, it seemed to work out okay.

[05:42:44] Great!

[05:42:45] Yeah.

[05:42:46] Because we're nothing if not digitally excessive.

[05:42:48] Let's do some more previews.

[05:42:53] Is this mouse slump approved? How often do you think about this?

[05:42:58] All the time!

[05:43:02] Who is the most important person in your life? My...

[05:43:04] My mom and dad!

[05:43:06] Oh, my whole family!

[05:43:11] Do you fantasize about hurting other people?

[05:43:13] Oh, don't.

[05:43:17] How often do you masturbate? What?!

[05:43:19] Well, not much anymore.

[05:43:24] If any at all.

[05:43:31] Now what would you like me to do with your corpse?

[05:43:42] What?

[05:43:43] Virtue and a sledgehammer?

[05:43:45] What?

[05:43:46] What?

[05:43:49] Well, don't throw it in the garbage.

[05:43:51] I mean, or throw it in the trash.

[05:43:52] What do I care?

[05:43:53] I'm dead.

[05:43:54] Throw me in the fucking trash.

[05:43:56] Adventuring is not for everyone.

[05:43:58] I risk my life every day, you know?

[05:44:01] It's not that easy, boss.

[05:44:02] Play gob?

[05:44:06] Boss, we're ready.

[05:44:07] I call dibs on that goblin with a tiny shield.

[05:44:10] Yeah, yeah, sure, but don't interrupt them.

[05:44:12] So I spent years developing tactics, like now.

[05:44:16] It's all about offense against these greasy goblins, you see

[05:44:20] Bola's Bob

[05:44:21] This is my sleep

[05:44:22] It's really all about knowing

[05:44:23] Enemy reinforcement boss

[05:44:24] He's looking at his Bobo-Linz one

[05:44:27] Getting creative, huh?

[05:44:29] Bonzo, you benched

[05:44:30] Gary, get out there

[05:44:31] Let's see how they like that

[05:44:34] Jesus fuck, Gary

[05:44:35] No!

[05:44:35] My bad, sorry

[05:44:36] Ugh, marks these days

[05:44:39] Hey, uh, boss, they're chanting in the big ones windows

[05:44:41] Hello

[05:44:42] Oh, Gary, move

[05:44:43] Open is not my turn

[05:44:44] Oh boy that's not good. We need a meat shield. Oh I get a bit. Oh then Jenny. Fuck you Clive. Maybe you're the meat shield. Shut up. I'm talking about the prisoner. Oh she's looking us a goal. Take one for the cheater.

[05:45:02] I mean, he's cool.

[05:45:04] Don't dodge, don't dodge, don't dodge!

[05:45:06] Yes! All right, Gary.

[05:45:08] Pay back time. Finish him!

[05:45:10] Hey, yes!

[05:45:12] And there you have it.

[05:45:14] Just another flawless victory for me.

[05:45:16] The Cam!

[05:45:28] Uh, happy backwards.

[05:45:30] No, thank you.

[05:45:34] What is this again?

[05:45:44] Whoa!

[05:45:47] That horse is...is that a horse?

[05:45:56] That horse's horns is coming out of his eye holes.

[05:46:03] Come to another door.

[05:46:06] Your choices remain secret.

[05:46:11] Go to the exit door, secure your dens, and stay here and receive them until the last moment.

[05:46:17] So like if you're like in the room, interesting.

[05:46:20] Oh mama y'all bro.

[05:46:22] And, make your plan.

[05:46:29] What the fuck is up with that horse? Holy shit! What is going on?

[05:46:33] Oh shit, this looks like an offline iron mouse game.

[05:46:52] All the games from today's show can be found over on the PC gaming show steam page.

[05:46:56] Head on over to PC gaming.

[05:46:58] It's co-op right?

[05:46:59] For four players?

[05:47:00] Shit.

[05:47:01] Shit.

[05:47:02] I'm a dog, so slash wishlist.

[05:47:04] Let's check it out.

[05:47:09] Leaving room for a hero?

[05:47:28] Haha, look at this!

[05:47:31] After quest.

[05:47:38] Here comes the high up heat.

[05:47:42] What? I can't read that.

[05:47:47] Black Hero.

[05:47:56] Whoa.

[05:48:00] Oh wow, I don't even...

[05:48:09] I can't play games like this, cuz when I play games like this, like, what if like, what if like, my, my head itches and I have to scratch my head?

[05:48:17] I can't, cuz I'm feeling pain.

[05:48:19] Okay.

[05:48:29] You're positive, you have a thank you positive,

[05:48:31] you lose all the quantum.

[05:48:47] That's pretty cool.

[05:48:49] I mean, you can fit seven songs on a single tape, and you can get as many free songs

[05:49:04] as you want by recording them off the radio, and you're only going to get like 10, 20 seconds

[05:49:09] of a...

[05:49:10] What is going on?

[05:49:14] Annoying DJ blown over the top of it.

[05:49:19] Honestly, that's not bad.

[05:49:21] Wait, this cassette tape, it's not music at all.

[05:49:25] The label says monsters.

[05:49:28] Wait a minute.

[05:49:29] Monsters on cassette tapes?

[05:49:31] Monsters on cassette tapes?

[05:49:33] That sounds like an extremely skillful segue

[05:49:35] into our next world premiere.

[05:49:38] Is it Don't Break?

[05:49:41] Oh, do you have a cassette player too?

[05:49:43] And I've had so many games that are coming out that are like 90's cassettes!

[05:50:00] Woo the 90's guys!

[05:50:02] Remember the 90's?

[05:50:03] I'm so sorry.

[05:50:05] Look at this view.

[05:50:06] Wait, this is adorable.

[05:50:11] The second 2002.

[05:50:14] I will not hold her.

[05:50:21] You must lean down next.

[05:50:23] This is cute.

[05:50:24] Correct.

[05:50:25] You see I have these guys helping me keep this city locked down.

[05:50:30] Come on, I'd like to take you on all sides.

[05:50:34] All of you separate on this land, all under my control.

[05:50:39] The art style is adorable.

[05:50:42] It's a beetle.

[05:50:45] Wow.

[05:50:57] Wow.

[05:50:59] From Daniel Stubbington? Stubby games! Mr. Stubbington!

[05:51:12] The original is S.O. Goodnazzy, and the music is amazing!

[05:51:17] The original is S.O. Good? Oh, so good! Maybe I'll try it out.

[05:51:28] Shooter slosh!

[05:52:00] out now.

[05:52:07] Oh, what's this?

[05:52:08] Lights and ice spaces.

[05:52:11] Oh, I've heard of this game!

[05:53:00] Two fights, and two tight spaces.

[05:53:07] Yes, it really is called Two Fights, Two Tight Spaces, and if you can believe it, there's

[05:53:14] one more surprise.

[05:53:15] Shadow Drop!

[05:53:16] Oh, we love a good Shadow Drop, don't we?

[05:53:19] Two Fights, Two Tight Spaces is out right now.

[05:53:23] And that's not the only surprise.

[05:53:24] This old-timey scroll came in the mail and it's just Shadow Drop, Mord.

[05:53:30] It says the granary is full sire.

[05:53:33] Oh, I know what that means.

[05:53:35] What does that mean?

[05:53:35] Another world premiere, our next title,

[05:53:39] is from a series that's been around for more than 25 years.

[05:53:42] Here are two of our very favorite PC neighbors

[05:53:45] to tell you all about it.

[05:53:48] Okay, we'll tell you all about it.

[05:53:50] Hello, everyone.

[05:53:51] I'm Ben Starr.

[05:53:51] And I'm Samantha Bayard.

[05:53:52] And we're incredibly excited to give you a first look

[05:53:55] at our new game, Stronghold 4,

[05:53:57] The brand new Castle Sim and RTS from Firefly Studios.

[05:54:01] Oh, no thank you.

[05:54:02] That's right, another chapter in Stronghold, where you can once again, launch carols from Trebuchets.

[05:54:06] Sounds absolutely delightful.

[05:54:08] Let's have a look at the new exclusive reveal trailer.

[05:54:10] No thank you.

[05:54:11] Welcome to Stronghold for my leash.

[05:54:17] Welcome.

[05:54:20] Venice likes how you hear, he is everywhere, bro.

[05:54:23] But I'm sure you're up to the task of bringing the place back into Splendor.

[05:54:28] Might I suggest next place and some farms to feed our population?

[05:54:35] Food stocks are back up again.

[05:54:37] We can train soldiers and build defences to prepare for further bandit raids.

[05:54:44] My bow calls.

[05:54:46] My sword is needed.

[05:54:48] Just me and my little pitchfork.

[05:54:50] Hmm, that's a nice thingy-bop the church has there.

[05:54:54] What's going on with the tents?

[05:54:56] It's my time to shine!

[05:54:59] This inferno is punishment for our sins!

[05:55:02] A huge invasion force is marching on the castle, my liege.

[05:55:07] Another village taken there.

[05:55:10] Make no mistake.

[05:55:13] Make no mistake.

[05:55:17] Hell with you.

[05:55:20] I have a favor to ask of you. Let's get to work.

[05:55:58] How much is it? $10 million?

[05:56:04] Okay, Ad Bros. Nothing important is happening. It's just rising these dots.

[05:56:22] Eww.

[05:56:23] It's all, it's nothing, it's nothing, nothing's happening, nothing's happening, nothing's

[05:56:30] happening, but it's one spotter, what the fuck?

[05:56:33] I'm sure they can take a joke and laugh with me.

[05:56:37] You want a coffee?

[05:56:44] It was yeah, it was just a yoke, it was just a yoke, it was just a yoke, it was just

[05:57:11] Say Yoke.

[05:57:20] Yeah, a little Yoke.

[05:57:22] A little eggy.

[05:57:23] A little eggy little Yoke.

[05:57:26] Plus Yoke minus word buzzard.

[05:57:27] Aaaaaaah!

[05:57:30] Aaaaaaah!

[05:57:31] Aaaaaaah!

[05:57:32] Aaaaaaah!

[05:57:33] Aaaaaaah!

[05:57:41] I don't think no.

[05:57:51] Oh no, don't say oh god.

[05:58:05] I'm almost back.

[05:58:32] Hello, are you back?

[05:58:39] Hello?

[05:58:40] Don't worry, you didn't miss anything.

[05:58:45] You didn't miss anything?

[05:58:50] You didn't miss anything?

[05:58:57] Oh, everybody's playing that pipes.exe.exe game, Eggie.

[05:59:04] I think I gotta play it.

[05:59:09] Something's telling me we should play the game

[05:59:12] sometime soon this week.

[05:59:17] It's really fun.

[05:59:18] It looks fun.

[05:59:22] Playing pipe, what the fuck?

[05:59:24] It's where they had...

[05:59:27] Ehhhhhhhhh!

[05:59:35] It's where they had...

[05:59:38] Lanepipe Simulator!

[05:59:41] Bam!

[05:59:44] How far is it?

[05:59:49] Oh, brother!

[05:59:52] Take down the realm of

[06:00:02] With rudders

[06:00:10] My brother has betrayed us all crazy looking hand there

[06:00:15] here.

[06:00:24] Artor?

[06:00:34] Avalon?

[06:00:45] For salvation will not come from the single night, but from many.

[06:01:04] Wardens of Avalon.

[06:01:06] Wardens of Avalon. Looks pretty cool.

[06:01:09] Ooh, a new tape on the Arthurian legend.

[06:01:13] That makes me want to go upstairs and get my life-size handcrafted

[06:01:17] dual-tempered carbon steel replica of Excalibur!

[06:01:21] And Sean, nope, remember what happened last time?

[06:01:24] We do not need you swinging that giant sword around the living room.

[06:01:27] We just got a new lamp.

[06:01:29] Well, don't worry, everyone.

[06:01:31] I promise I won't do it.

[06:01:34] What? What is happening?

[06:01:36] What is happening?

[06:01:37] I don't know why you would think otherwise based upon my tone.

[06:01:39] Look, our new neighbor's rooster shi-

[06:01:42] Why is it camera shaking?

[06:01:43] Her makes a racket.

[06:01:44] But, I've been thinking it must be worth it for some of those farm-fresh eggs.

[06:01:48] First, roosters don't lay eggs.

[06:01:50] Second, that was an elephant.

[06:01:52] Wait a minute.

[06:01:54] That's an elephant.

[06:01:56] Do elephants lay eggs?

[06:01:58] Can you imagine?

[06:02:00] The omelets you could make would be massive.

[06:02:02] Ew! I don't wanna think about elephant eggs!

[06:02:05] The real reason our neighbor has an elephant is because we're here to see the world's first gameplay reveal for Planet Zoo 2.

[06:02:12] Oh! Planet Zoo!

[06:02:26] Welcome. I'm Eric, the chairman of FEM.

[06:02:29] I'm Alice, the Zoo Operations Manager at FEM.

[06:02:33] We're here to help you on your journey in building and managing zoos.

[06:02:37] Oh my gosh.

[06:02:39] You're possibly both here to zoop.

[06:02:46] I want to put one animal in your pocket.

[06:02:58] Meet Lamati.

[06:03:00] Lamati.

[06:03:02] He shares his face with a pretty big family, so we need to make sure there's plenty of vegetation for everyone.

[06:03:08] He's beggin' for more!

[06:03:09] And with the warm weather, we need to keep the freshwater flowing.

[06:03:14] Speaking of water, we'll need an aquarium large enough to house several of our...

[06:03:19] Ooh, aquarium!

[06:03:20] ...including our endangered hawksbill turtles, Mia and her family.

[06:03:25] You'd be surprised how quickly these tanks get dirty.

[06:03:29] There goes one of our keepers now.

[06:03:32] We have one more spot to make.

[06:03:37] We're building a brand new kind of habitat.

[06:03:40] An aviary.

[06:03:41] It'll be the perfect-

[06:03:42] Oh no, no aviary in my view.

[06:03:45] Hey mission crew.

[06:03:46] No more.

[06:03:47] We've made sure there's plenty of-

[06:04:02] you

[06:04:32] you

[06:05:02] you

[06:05:32] you

[06:06:02] you

[06:06:32] You

[06:06:50] Just find the items put together your build and fight showdowns at the end of each war

[06:06:56] I'll just send the tower until there's only two teams left and only one team can win

[06:07:02] Wow

[06:07:06] Your whole goals you start with nothing you want to go get items to form your build on the fly

[06:07:11] Items are distributed throughout the tower

[06:07:17] When you're new you kind of like will gravitate to a certain place now and as you continue to play more you'll start to unlock

[06:07:22] Different builds that you didn't know were possible

[06:07:23] I think the item system is designed to have people embrace the play style that they want

[06:07:28] We don't have traditional roles

[06:07:29] That is very tough against both.

[06:07:47] An afterlife memory.

[06:07:55] I want to be cute, people!

[06:07:59] arrive in this place is if you've died with some kind of unfinished business so

[06:08:03] everyone here has something unresolved that's kind of pushing them forward our

[06:08:07] characters are all called echoes when they first arrive and in their chest they

[06:08:10] have these things called anchors that's where their memories live almost pebbles

[06:08:14] in the filter they're stuck there they can't escape the anchor represents a

[06:08:17] memory or an emotion of unfinished business that they have from the living

[06:08:21] world so he gets them stuck halfway they cannot let go of the thing that happened

[06:08:26] them in the living world. Everybody starts out with one memory and it's just one piece and it could

[06:08:30] be a sense memory. It could be your mother's voice. It could be just a ball. Or that it's the memory

[06:08:35] of that one time you feed your parents in front of the whole school. And it goes into this tower

[06:08:39] and tries to figure out who they are, why they're here. And we always say that the the answer is

[06:08:44] always at the top. So that's why they climb the tower. The answer's up to get out.

[06:08:50] You did that? No, I never did, but I witnessed somebody who did. Players have affected a lot

[06:08:54] changes over the years now for us. But the biggest thing I never did that. I can't though. I'm

[06:09:00] pea shy so I can't pee in front of people. The thing we got on our next step back was the player gap

[06:09:06] between training and ascension. They were really awesome at helping us come up with the idea of

[06:09:11] spires. I cannot pee in front of people at all. It's kind of an arena based 3v3 where you can climb

[06:09:16] up a spire and have like a run where you have three attempts before you fall to the bottom. So

[06:09:21] Big goal there is lots of repetition with our items in combat to get you familiar with how

[06:09:26] pace the game and how combat plays so that when you go to Ascension, you're prepared.

[06:09:30] You know, Ascension has a different vibe to it. It's more methodical. It's cased out.

[06:09:35] Did you come- Pumps for 10? I never let them forget them both. Uh...

[06:09:41] Neither of those things. I just pretended like I didn't see nothing.

[06:09:45] Where you loo- Which is what my mom told me to do.

[06:09:47] If something happens, you never saw anything.

[06:10:09] You never saw nothing!

[06:10:17] to get a little wild and do a shattered bill.

[06:10:19] Get two pieces from one set, two pieces from another,

[06:10:22] and kind of see how it goes together.

[06:10:23] But it's very personal play style.

[06:10:25] You get the benefit.

[06:10:27] Save a shit.

[06:10:27] Oh my god.

[06:10:28] My mom would always be like, you

[06:10:29] don't ever want to be outside on the wrong place

[06:10:31] on the wrong time because what if you become a witness

[06:10:34] to something?

[06:10:35] You don't want to do that.

[06:10:37] But you never saw anything ever, OK?

[06:10:40] And I'm like, OK, I never saw anything ever.

[06:10:41] A two-set bonus in the shattered bill?

[06:10:43] You get the benefit of the eternal ability

[06:10:45] if you do it full-eternal.

[06:10:46] When you fall in combat there's so many ways to come back.

[06:10:48] I never saw anything in my life.

[06:10:49] You can be a object of shrine.

[06:10:50] I never see it.

[06:10:51] You can go and pick up your friend if they're crawling around on the floor.

[06:10:54] And there's this totally clutch moment that happens sometimes where you've died, the beacons

[06:10:59] are there, somebody runs to a beacon and all the way up to the next floor and then you're

[06:11:03] revived again.

[06:11:04] Your mom watches all our movies, no, my mom says it's because we're Latino.

[06:11:10] And you can just start all over, pick your stuff back up, dress yourself off and get

[06:11:14] back in the fight.

[06:11:15] If you join now and start play testing with us, you know, we're still shaping the game.

[06:11:39] And I think it's such a great opportunity for players to play closely with the devs to get their feedback.

[06:11:45] It's not because you... Listen, my mom has always told me you never want to be...

[06:11:50] You always never want to see nothing. That's what she told me.

[06:11:53] Always never see nothing. That is what she said.

[06:11:56] And I'll listen to her because... I'm listening! I'm listening to what she told me!

[06:12:01] I'll be happy being better and build the community with you.

[06:12:03] Go to the website and we have details there and you can join the playtest as we get prepared for early access later in the year.

[06:12:09] Did you see something yet?

[06:12:12] I don't think she saw anything, do you think she saw something?

[06:12:15] Did you see something?

[06:12:19] The Great Tower of Archerun summons you and two of your finest battle-hardened companions.

[06:12:25] Head over to Archerun.com to sign up to the playtest now.

[06:12:28] Speaking of Worldly N's Cheese, this next trailer is sure to send a chill down your

[06:12:33] spine.

[06:12:34] Oh my god, I want to chill down my spine.

[06:12:37] The ages come and go.

[06:12:41] Me later, I'm at the gate.

[06:12:49] Man's fire?

[06:12:57] He's looking up all the blood!

[06:12:59] Be my army, or I will not hunger my custom.

[06:13:05] Oh, be my custom to fight, I fight after night, for all eternity.

[06:13:16] You are the Castlevania! Yes, that's true!

[06:13:21] Re-vamp!

[06:13:29] Re-Vamp, let's put a booby skin in there.

[06:13:33] Wardogs is a tactical all-out warfare FPL,

[06:13:36] where 100 players split across three teams

[06:13:39] by over one control zone to earn themselves cash.

[06:13:45] What makes Wardogs unique is its underlying assistant economy.

[06:13:50] Every life you spend in-game cash,

[06:13:52] building your own custom low-down,

[06:13:54] purchasing whatever equipment you want to suit your play style.

[06:13:57] You then earn cash by performing any team play action in the zone, such as spying and

[06:14:03] killing enemy, reviving and healing teammates, driving or piloting friends to the control

[06:14:10] zone or building bases and even resupplying and selling items to other players.

[06:14:15] Anything that helps your team win earns you cash, with profits from every game banked

[06:14:20] into your account to spend in your next match or next time you play.

[06:14:24] better equipment is risky, but the right choice at the right time can be a massive success.

[06:14:31] With this unique cash system, 100 players playing for three teams, destruction, base building,

[06:14:37] playstyle freedom with a limited time frame, and there's not much about these.

[06:14:42] Wardogs is a new twist on the FPS genre, made for people like us who are tired of seeing

[06:14:47] triple-A, battle royale, and extraction shooter plans.

[06:14:51] Straight up, War Dogs isn't a game made for everyone.

[06:14:54] Instead, it's a grounded hark or shooter

[06:14:57] that doesn't forget its game.

[06:14:59] We're making what we want to make and play with FPS players

[06:15:02] to forget what we're trying to do.

[06:15:05] War Dogs is coming to early access later this year,

[06:15:08] and we're opening our closed pre-offer testing

[06:15:10] to new players this month,

[06:15:12] which you can sign up for right now.

[06:15:15] This is the new face of Tactical All Out Warfare.

[06:15:19] This is War Dogs.

[06:15:22] They just look like every other freaking war game I've ever seen, bro.

[06:15:43] What is this?

[06:16:15] Why just defeat your enemies when you can cook and eat them?

[06:16:20] Truman Bloom puts the fire into the fun guy and the guy into fungi, too.

[06:16:25] You know now that I think about it, yeah.

[06:16:27] It's true.

[06:16:28] And trust me on this.

[06:16:29] You'll want to get your volume cranked up and your air guitar fingers warmed up for

[06:16:33] our next world premiere.

[06:16:35] Let's go, Maximal Thunderness!

[06:16:38] It's a game where we shoot stuff!

[06:16:42] Go!

[06:17:13] Big loophole!

[06:17:15] Wow!

[06:17:17] Uh...

[06:17:20] It is power injury!

[06:17:37] Maximum thunder mix!

[06:17:39] Wow!

[06:17:43] Aries

[06:17:57] Wake up same bunk same time

[06:18:01] time.

[06:18:02] Oh, what's this?

[06:18:03] Ha, it looks like a mouse-lop-approved game.

[06:18:04] But I don't.

[06:18:05] Our food supplies are dwindling faster than expected.

[06:18:06] If we're careful, we can still avoid early-vashity.

[06:18:07] Approved!

[06:18:08] That makes no sense.

[06:18:09] They're moving like in a solar system, like planets.

[06:18:10] Wow, like planets.

[06:18:11] Our food supplies are dwindling faster than expected if we're careful.

[06:18:16] I'm loop-flopped.

[06:18:18] We can still avoid burly vashity.

[06:18:22] Approve me!

[06:18:24] They're moving, like in a solar system, like planets.

[06:18:29] Wow, like planets.

[06:18:34] Is this how I would be remembered?

[06:18:38] It is all connected somehow.

[06:18:40] RIN VEGES!

[06:18:49] Oh my god, everybody's gonna have to fucking finish Paray, holy shit.

[06:18:57] Come back, girl.

[06:19:07] What is this?

[06:19:10] The idea.

[06:19:32] Waxu slot!

[06:19:39] Time Strike!

[06:19:41] Hey, this looks satisfying.

[06:19:43] Woah!

[06:19:45] Come on, come on!

[06:19:47] Oh, it's single player only though.

[06:19:49] Woah!

[06:19:51] Okay, okay.

[06:19:53] Woah, I feel like it would be cool if it was a co-op.

[06:19:55] Woah!

[06:19:57] Bam!

[06:19:59] Woah!

[06:20:01] Woah!

[06:20:03] Woah!

[06:20:05] Woah!

[06:20:07] Noooo!

[06:20:07] Boooooooooooooo!

[06:20:09] One more, Rematch.

[06:20:10] Nope, one more.

[06:20:10] No, no, here's the-

[06:20:11] Okay, look. As much as I love shooters,

[06:20:13] why don't we play something more chill?

[06:20:14] Like, uh, like a farming sim.

[06:20:16] Oh, sure. I love farming sims.

[06:20:18] Right?

[06:20:18] What kind of farming sims?

[06:20:21] Stop it. Stop it.

[06:20:22] Okay, so while we're farming,

[06:20:23] we've got another world premiere for you.

[06:20:25] What are you doing with the controller?

[06:20:27] I'm the creator of Citizen Sleeper.

[06:20:28] Check it out.

[06:20:29] Sean, swear.

[06:20:30] It's hard to lose at farming.

[06:20:32] It's hard to get to farming.

[06:20:33] You're gonna lose.

[06:20:34] From the creator of Citizen Sleepers.

[06:20:46] Is this a farming sim?

[06:20:53] What's this?

[06:20:57] Uh...

[06:21:07] Are you whammy...

[06:21:09] People?

[06:21:23] Is that a mushroom?

[06:21:25] I don't grow out like a warm wrecking iron wall.

[06:21:38] Singed City?

[06:21:48] Singed City?

[06:21:50] Signet City is a first-person fungal punk RPG.

[06:21:57] You are a parasite in a city where strange technologies and radical ideas are taking

[06:22:02] root, grow into and through its inhabitants, uncover and change their stories, and witness

[06:22:08] the terminal season of the Signet City.

[06:22:12] Interesting.

[06:22:13] Interesting. I am a parasite.

[06:22:17] Just like in real life.

[06:22:21] Wow!

[06:22:27] Behavior!

[06:22:35] AHHHH!

[06:22:38] Not this motherfucker again.

[06:22:40] I'm dammit!

[06:22:42] I can't escape this fucking game!

[06:22:45] It's mocking me at this point!

[06:22:53] I'm so confused, didn't they say they were gonna like play a farming sim?

[06:22:56] Wouldn't that mean that this section would be like farming sim sections?

[06:23:03] Ah, so confused.

[06:23:10] Why is he on a hook?

[06:23:32] Maybe he's gonna put him in debt by daylight?

[06:23:35] What's happening here?

[06:23:36] Well, that huge dispute we had off-camera has finally come to this, dividing the house in half.

[06:23:43] Yeah, well, you just stay on your half and I'll stay on mine.

[06:23:46] Although, I think we established we're neighbors, not roommates.

[06:23:49] Fine.

[06:23:54] What? Fine.

[06:23:56] Good.

[06:23:58] Oh, one of our PC neighbors must be at the door.

[06:24:01] Yes, it's me. PC game is Jacob Ridley, and I'm definitely here.

[06:24:04] I love how he's like, yes, it's me.

[06:24:07] I'm not being edited in at a later date and time.

[06:24:18] Hey, neighbor, you're always so full of sage wisdom and useful advice.

[06:24:22] Can you help us solve our dispute and time for the uncredits?

[06:24:25] I think I can help.

[06:24:26] You know, sometimes your parents have to tell little white lies to spay your feelings.

[06:24:30] I'll solve it.

[06:24:31] It doesn't mean they don't love you.

[06:24:32] Let's rip this tape off.

[06:24:33] Give me tell the real hugs.

[06:24:34] it from me high school can be a tough time for teenagers especially in the age of social media

[06:24:40] I think the script got a rewrite before they filmed Jacob's neighborly wisdom scenes

[06:24:45] remember sometimes the reason a bully acts that way is because he's a real dick just a straight-up

[06:24:50] piece of shit okay wow none of this is helping do you have any advice we can actually use

[06:24:56] actually I do have some great advice on building a custom pc and as a bonus you can win the awesome

[06:25:02] gaming rig I'm going to build for you today.

[06:25:05] Whoa, a gaming rig?

[06:25:07] Sure.

[06:25:09] Thanks, Jacob.

[06:25:12] I'm not excited for a PC.

[06:25:13] So we've gone for a full retro rig for this year's PC Game

[06:25:16] Show build.

[06:25:17] And yeah, this is a super build.

[06:25:19] So effectively, I mean, it looks kind of bad,

[06:25:22] but you know, it looks old.

[06:25:23] It looks beige.

[06:25:24] It looks like it's from your parents' house

[06:25:28] in the 90s or early 2000s.

[06:25:30] But inside it's actually a 9950X3D, 5080, brand new M5 motherboard, 32GB of DDR5, 6000,

[06:25:39] maybe transfer second, we haven't skimped on that this year because of the prices, so you're welcome there.

[06:25:44] 1000W PSU and a 1TB PCIe Gen 5 SSD, and of course an Arctic 368mm cooler.

[06:25:54] Well my sister would love this fucking PC.

[06:25:56] Doesn't look it, but this thing is an absolute beast.

[06:26:00] And don't forget to head over to pcgamer.com forward slash survey

[06:26:04] for your chance to win this seriously cool piece of hardware.

[06:26:07] Oh, and when you're done, head over to pcgamer.com forward slash wishlist

[06:26:11] to add all your favorite games from today's show to your very own wishlist.

[06:26:15] Back to you in the studio.

[06:26:22] Is it right for us to spy on our PC neighbors like this?

[06:26:25] Also, why don't they live next to a talk show studio?

[06:26:28] Well, I'm not living in a place of...

[06:26:31] That's illegal!

[06:26:32] Ecosystems all over the world.

[06:26:33] I'm looking into your neighbor's house!

[06:26:34] Anyway, I'm just making sure they can see themselves without delivery apps.

[06:26:40] Why?

[06:26:41] If it isn't a classic 1990 sound of a deep space transmission alarm...

[06:26:44] It must be time to check back in with that salty curse of addition.

[06:26:47] Let's see how those space fairers are doing.

[06:26:50] I've got a service lamb to test.

[06:26:57] What?

[06:27:00] Huh?

[06:27:02] Hi everyone, I'm Edward, creative director at Lulea.

[06:27:05] Edward!

[06:27:06] We're building ascenders beyond the peak.

[06:27:08] A turn-based exploration road light about a team of climbers hunting ancient artifacts

[06:27:13] in mountains that hunt valley.

[06:27:15] And the higher you climb, the more you realize something else is hiding up there too.

[06:27:19] Every expedition starts long before the client you build your team develop your headquarters and choose which peak is worth the risk

[06:27:26] I'm kind of getting

[06:27:28] Darkest Dungeon Vines

[06:27:29] You're never just moving a character. You're managing a chain of consequences

[06:27:33] And sometimes saving a team means leaving someone behind

[06:27:36] Mountain Slope

[06:27:37] The mountain is your weapon. You use gravity, terrain and the environment itself is your partner

[06:27:42] with the other classes that each interact with

[06:27:44] Climber?

[06:27:56] Wait, this was fun.

[06:28:00] Hi there.

[06:28:03] Connor's law.

[06:28:14] The smell of your hard-earned meal.

[06:28:16] The feeling of discovering a new land.

[06:28:20] This is what adventure feels like.

[06:28:27] So breathe deep.

[06:28:29] Savor this moment of peace.

[06:28:33] At dawn, you'll make for the ley line.

[06:28:36] And by this time tomorrow, you'll have major sacrifice and harness the power of magic.

[06:28:42] Soon there will be no limit to what you can achieve.

[06:28:48] Uh-oh.

[06:28:53] Well, at least you're still alive.

[06:28:57] Now dust yourself off and get back out there.

[06:29:00] But this time, maybe bring a friend.

[06:29:03] 3WD!

[06:29:13] 3WD!

[06:29:23] Outward!

[06:29:25] Outward team!

[06:29:31] It looks like one of those games where I beg Connor to play with me one time and that

[06:29:38] only happens one time and then we never judge it again.

[06:29:41] Can PC gamer fit into one show?

[06:29:43] The answer is more.

[06:29:45] Lots more.

[06:29:46] Keep watching.

[06:29:47] I was a kid.

[06:29:48] No parents, no home.

[06:29:49] Wasn't that a sawman?

[06:29:50] I thought he must have something.

[06:29:51] Oh man!

[06:29:52] Wait!

[06:29:53] I had to take my meds.

[06:29:54] One that I saw, man.

[06:29:56] I thought I must have something-

[06:29:57] Oh man!

[06:29:58] AAAAAAAA!

[06:29:59] Wait, I took my meds.

[06:30:14] Oh man, in my video game, is he in a bikini?

[06:30:18] No.

[06:30:20] Where's all the bikini men?

[06:30:24] You can't find them!

[06:31:24] you

[06:31:54] you

[06:32:24] you

[06:32:54] you

[06:33:24] you

[06:33:54] I think one of the games that I'm most excited for is Lost Harbor, the zombie fishing game.

[06:34:19] Oh, I'm excited about the Power of Update.

[06:34:48] Oh, by the way, Michi said yes to a Power World server, so I'm thinking, when does the Power

[06:34:59] World update come out?

[06:35:04] There's my thought process, meet you once.

[06:35:27] Project Zomboid server.

[06:35:29] I'm thinking we do Powerful for the summertime?

[06:35:34] Maybe like, keep it for like...

[06:35:49] Maybe keep it for like...

[06:35:51] I'm trying to think of a good time.

[06:35:59] yeah like on like on month maybe or maybe like on month I think

[06:36:59] and

[06:37:19] We're fixing.

[06:37:26] What is that?

[06:37:33] Are you eating chips?

[06:37:40] No.

[06:37:41] I'm not eating chips.

[06:37:47] This is the sound of...

[06:37:57] Sayreene.

[06:38:00] Sayreene flushes.

[06:38:03] We gotta lie to kick it.

[06:38:09] What?

[06:38:11] We gotta line a ticket, what?

[06:38:16] It's a sailing flush from my, from my port.

[06:38:28] I fucking wish it was Doritos, I fucking eat em.

[06:38:35] Give me a Doritos infusion, Brad.

[06:38:46] Your mom is getting a port tomorrow.

[06:38:47] I hope your mom is okay and I hope that the port surgery is good.

[06:38:53] And she recovers nicely.

[06:38:57] I'm not gonna lie, it hurts when you wake up.

[06:38:59] But after a few days, it's okay.

[06:39:06] What is port surgery?

[06:39:15] You get a surgical implant inside your chest of a device that lies just underneath the skin

[06:39:25] in your chest and then there's a catheter connected to the device and that catheter

[06:39:32] is threaded into the major vein of your heart and sits inside your heart.

[06:39:39] And when you have that in you, you can get medication put in through there or nutrition.

[06:39:45] It's like a permanent IV access that is in your body all the time.

[06:40:01] Yeah so now like I don't look like a freaking heroin addict.

[06:40:12] they go walking about to the doctor. I think like I'll be honest if this is her first

[06:40:30] point I will say it takes some time getting used to you. I think like when I first got

[06:40:35] one the first like few weeks I would freak out because like I would think about there

[06:40:40] or something inside of me right now.

[06:40:42] Aww.

[06:40:43] But after a while, like, you forget that it's there.

[06:40:49] You forget it's there, you know?

[06:40:53] Are you healthy?

[06:40:54] I think, I think I'm the healthiest

[06:40:56] I've been in a long time.

[06:40:57] Is that as healthy as a normal person?

[06:41:00] No.

[06:41:01] But for me, yes.

[06:41:02] It's a first for Kimo.

[06:41:03] Ah, I see.

[06:41:05] I see, I see.

[06:41:06] It's pretty scary.

[06:41:07] It's scary getting access.

[06:41:09] So for me, I've had it for a long time, and I've been stuck so many times that I've lost

[06:41:17] feeling in the area, so unless the needle's put it wrong, it doesn't hurt, or they'd change

[06:41:22] sides or whatever.

[06:41:24] So it might hurt the first time she gets accessed.

[06:41:27] You can always request a special cream, you can always request a special cream called

[06:41:37] Elma Creme. It's a topical, anesthetic creed that numbs the area so that when you do get

[06:41:44] your first access, if you're scared or you're afraid of it hurting a lot, you can ask for

[06:41:49] that and they will put it on. I always get offered and I'm like, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

[06:42:03] Mouse I've been following you for a long time. I could definitely say that you sound happier more energetic than ever. Thank you

[06:42:09] I feel that way

[06:42:14] Yeah, no, I well I have a high tolerance for pain, but also like I just felt like in my mind

[06:42:19] I'm like bro. Just get over with stick that shit in you know what I mean?

[06:42:27] Stick that shit in

[06:42:29] But it only hurts on the area, like the rule of thumb is, if it hurts when you're flushing

[06:42:40] or if it hurts when they put the needle in and they're trying to push fluids, that means

[06:42:44] it's out of place.

[06:42:45] You gotta get a chain.

[06:42:46] change. The worst part of donating plasmas when they put the needle in, I know it's

[06:42:59] uncomfortable to feel the prick, the sting of the needle. Actually, you know what I

[06:43:07] hate more than the needle going in? I don't like the needle being taken out.

[06:43:13] That's the one that like makes you feel

[06:43:21] That one I don't like I don't like it when they take it out

[06:43:23] I I don't mind when they put it in it's when they take it out that is annoying because that feels like

[06:43:33] It feels like I

[06:43:35] Look feels like getting a paper cut to me or something. I don't know I can't explain the feeling

[06:43:43] Oh yeah, the rubber band.

[06:43:56] When they put the tourniquet on you, the tourniquet is necessary for the blood.

[06:44:01] You know what they don't worry is when they have the tourniquet on and they stick the

[06:44:06] needle in right but no blood comes out, they give you like something to squeeze and you

[06:44:11] squeeze something in your hand while you have that needle in you and it's like

[06:44:21] hey give you a ball give you a little ball

[06:44:29] I don't drain it too much of my chin when they were done they just yanked it out

[06:44:32] yeah so people just yanked that shit out man like I had sinus surgery one time

[06:44:38] And after my surgery I recovered but then when I went to go get the gauze taken out

[06:44:44] You would think that like I thought but they were gonna ease it out

[06:44:48] Nope, they just ripped that shit out my nose. I felt like my soul left my body

[06:45:02] I thought that my soul left my fucking body, bro

[06:45:08] when they move in you know around that's oh yeah I hate that too cuz they like

[06:45:14] dig for the vein like sometimes they'll stick you but it doesn't really hit the

[06:45:18] vein so they'll like dig for the vein with the needle or like pump it in a bit

[06:45:25] pump it in and out a bit see if they can pick at it and that's like

[06:45:38] That's not fulfilling.

[06:45:45] Well for me, like, if you see my veins, that's part of the reason why I got a port, like

[06:45:52] a lot of my veins are like baby veins, they're very very small and very very thin, very superficial,

[06:46:00] not good, not good for a, not good for an IV.

[06:46:05] terrible for an IV.

[06:46:10] That's pretty bad.

[06:46:11] I've had nurses look at my arms and be like,

[06:46:14] these are the worst veins I've ever seen.

[06:46:16] And I'm like...

[06:46:22] I'm sorry.

[06:46:30] I'm sorry.

[06:46:35] I'll tell you the worst type of blood test ever because I'm sure like a lot of you like

[06:47:03] have gotten IVs and a lot of you have had the test with the blood blood work

[06:47:08] drawn they usually take it from like the bend in your arm right I think the

[06:47:17] worst blood sampling that I've ever experienced that's the one where it's

[06:47:21] like if I ever have to get it done I always like secretly panic inside because

[06:47:26] cause it hurts so bad.

[06:47:29] It's when they do the arterial blood gas test.

[06:47:35] I fuckin' hate that test so much

[06:47:38] that it makes me wanna cry like every single time,

[06:47:41] every time, and I've had to get it done a lot.

[06:47:45] The arterial blood gas test,

[06:47:48] where they take a needle

[06:47:51] and they stick it in the artery in your wrist.

[06:47:55] That shit.

[06:47:56] If you've never had that done, I will tell you, that is the most painful, that is the

[06:48:03] most painful shit, that I've had my blood taken out so many different ways in so many

[06:48:15] parts, but that is like, that's like torture, that's why like every time I have to go to

[06:48:19] the hospital, like I kind of like panic because I'm like, oh my god, if I have to get that

[06:48:22] has done one more time I fucking hate that shit is that the no so they stick a

[06:48:35] big fucking fat needle in the major artery in your wrist which is basically

[06:48:42] you know you have a top of your wrist and then you have a bottom of your wrist

[06:48:47] Where your palms are so it's right in that area underneath the palm

[06:48:55] That's a fake fucking needle oh

[06:48:59] The bone marrow oh my god when they get the biopsy from the bone marrow Jesus Christ

[06:49:13] Spinal tap hurts too I've had a spinal tap done but like

[06:49:17] No, I don't know why but for me like the wrist is just so fucking sensitive

[06:49:22] Maybe it's because like I'm not even looking when I get a spinal tap. You know what I mean?

[06:49:33] I don't know you collab with yeah, I've collabed with spinal tap guys

[06:49:47] I'm looking at that shit bro, I'm looking at that shit, I'm looking at that shit, I'm

[06:49:59] looking at that shit, I'm not fucking, every time they use my wrist for anything that

[06:50:03] sends me to back attack, I don't know why bro, I don't fucking know.

[06:50:08] was the worst surgery in terms of what like recovery or pain or I think like my

[06:50:20] gallbladder surgery was like an absolute nightmare I have no that shit like

[06:50:29] I fucked my ass up for a long time.

[06:50:39] I think that's the worst one.

[06:50:44] Oh, no, I didn't have rocks in my gallbladder.

[06:50:47] My gallbladder just died one day.

[06:50:49] It just decided to stop working.

[06:50:52] And it died inside of me, and I didn't know.

[06:50:55] And I thought, when that happened, I thought that I was having a heart attack.

[06:51:01] I thought I was having a heart attack and I'm like, how can I have a heart attack?

[06:51:05] Like this is insane, this is impossible.

[06:51:07] And I got to the hospital and they were like, you're having a panic attack, it's anxiety.

[06:51:14] Let's get you some Atterman.

[06:51:21] So they didn't listen to me and I kept having that pain in my chest and they were like no

[06:51:29] it has to be, they're like do you have anxiety disorder?

[06:51:33] Are you okay?

[06:51:34] You're not having a heart attack.

[06:51:36] It's just anxiety, blah blah blah blah blah.

[06:51:38] And then it wasn't until, so they had admitted me because I just wouldn't calm down.

[06:51:49] But of course I didn't calm down.

[06:51:50] It was because my gallbladder was dead.

[06:51:53] It wasn't a panic attack and it wasn't a heart attack.

[06:51:55] Apparently that's a common symptom,

[06:51:57] especially in women when their gallbladders die,

[06:52:00] that they have chest pain as if they're having a heart attack.

[06:52:07] So it wasn't until I went to the bathroom

[06:52:12] and I felt like I needed to, you know,

[06:52:17] release myself.

[06:52:20] Guys, I thought I had to poop.

[06:52:26] Well, I went to the bathroom.

[06:52:30] Yeah, it wasn't poop, bro.

[06:52:32] I was shitting out blood.

[06:52:33] It was pure blood coming out of me, bro.

[06:52:35] It was pure blood.

[06:52:36] Pure blood was coming out of my ass.

[06:52:47] I don't know, I don't know if we can,

[06:52:48] I looked at, I got up

[06:52:50] And I'm like, I'm like, oh God.

[06:52:52] And I looked at the toilet and I'm like,

[06:52:59] I called the nurse so fast and I was like,

[06:53:01] I don't think this is anxiety, man.

[06:53:05] And then that same day, I got a special test.

[06:53:10] I got a special test run and when they checked the test,

[06:53:15] what's that test called?

[06:53:17] It was like some sort of scan.

[06:53:20] It was a HIDA scan. It was not a CT scan. It was a HIDA scan. It was a special scan

[06:53:36] that examines your gallbladder. And when I had the HIDA scan, they came back and they

[06:53:42] like so we we checked your HIDA scan and uh yeah your gallbladder died there's

[06:53:51] like no activity there so you have to go in for emergency surgery I'm like

[06:53:56] ow

[06:53:59] So I did and then when I got out of surgery I woke up and I was in ICU and I'm like what

[06:54:13] the fuck happened?

[06:54:19] I was in ICU for a little bit and then I moved to normal room and then I went home and it

[06:54:25] was horrible.

[06:54:28] experience all around Rez.

[06:54:36] Bro, my goldbladder was just like whoop.

[06:54:40] R.R. War.

[06:54:44] R.R. War. Goodbye.

[06:54:47] One star, do not recommend.

[06:54:49] Guys, don't. I do not recommend goldbladder surgery.

[06:54:52] I give it one star out of five stars.

[06:54:58] One star? Oh my god, Roxy. Jesus. Bro, that shit is terrible, bro. Anybody who's got...

[06:55:07] Anybody who's had their gallbladder removed, they make it seem like, oh, it's fine. You don't even need your gallbladder.

[06:55:13] It's fine. You'll be fine once it's out. Once it's out, you'll be fine. And I'm like, okay, once it's out, I'll be fine.

[06:55:19] No. No, I was not. I was not fine.

[06:55:22] I will tell you, unless you absolutely have to get it removed, try not to get it removed.

[06:55:28] I'm just letting you know.

[06:55:31] Try not to, unless you absolutely have to.

[06:55:48] You need it.

[06:55:49] Most foods have natural oils.

[06:55:50] Yes.

[06:55:51] Wait, after that, I couldn't eat anything that had oil.

[06:56:04] No oil.

[06:56:09] No oil.

[06:56:16] No oil.

[06:56:18] Ari did not get that message, bro.

[06:56:21] You eat oil one time without your gallbladder, bro, it's like you feel like you're gonna

[06:56:32] die.

[06:56:33] But you know some people, I talk to some people and some people actually go kind of

[06:56:38] go back to normal and are able to eat like everything again after that.

[06:56:43] I was an anomaly.

[06:57:01] Ari said she went back to normal.

[06:57:03] I'm glad that she was able to go back to normal.

[06:57:05] Not a lot of people are able to case and point me.

[06:57:13] No, Roxy, I'm sorry. I hope you go back to normal.

[06:57:18] Some people, I've spoken to a few people that say, like after two years, they kind of go back to normal after like two or three years.

[06:57:30] Well, you just gotta be very careful what you eat.

[06:57:33] Yeah, your liver adapts well my liver wanted to be an asshole for a long time.

[06:57:48] My organs like being assholes to me, they don't like me.

[06:57:52] I'm convinced my body hates me.

[06:58:17] When they help you have oil and all the junk in the world again, I would like to have a junk.

[06:58:22] I'm assuming it's the B cells more than the T cells.

[06:58:28] For me, my B cells are kinda like shit.

[06:58:32] My B cells are kinda shit.

[06:58:39] Yup.

[06:58:43] My B cells are kinda shit.

[06:58:50] I don't know what to do with it.

[06:58:57] Uh, like, the way it was explained to me, because of like my CVID and shit, I don't

[06:59:07] really have like, I don't, I don't make antibody, so like I have no like memory, like that's

[06:59:14] what they explained to me like a long time ago.

[06:59:16] It's been a long time, I'm sorry if I'm saying anything wrong, but I do not make antibodies.

[06:59:23] That's why I get plasma every week.

[06:59:28] Get donated antibodies because I don't make them.

[06:59:31] I'm a freak!

[06:59:32] I'm a freak of nature!

[06:59:33] Stick a fork in me!

[06:59:34] I'm done!

[06:59:35] Throw me in an oven!

[06:59:36] I'm a freak!

[06:59:37] I'm a freak of nature!

[06:59:38] Stick a fork in me!

[06:59:39] I'm done!

[06:59:40] Throw me in an oven!

[06:59:41] Body memory. Your cells have memories. That's why that's what happens when you get a vaccine

[06:59:52] and your body creates antibodies. It remembers things, you know? It remembers things. That's

[07:00:00] why if you encounter a certain disease or something, your body will be like, hey, I've

[07:00:05] seen this before. Haha. You're not getting through here. But my body is like, hey, who

[07:00:11] Who the fuck are you bro?

[07:00:16] If they had a cells at work, iron mouth special?

[07:00:21] Yeah, a lot of my cells would be like,

[07:00:22] uh, who the fuck are you?

[07:00:24] Who the fuck are you?

[07:00:26] Who the fuck are you, bruh?

[07:00:28] Uh...

[07:00:33] Yeah, imagine this cat that's on my head.

[07:00:35] Those are my cells.

[07:00:41] Yeah, I guess you live here.

[07:00:42] Maybe, it checks out.

[07:00:43] You can come in.

[07:00:55] Yeah, they don't understand stranger danger at all.

[07:00:58] My souls are just like, hey, everybody's welcome.

[07:01:00] Come on in.

[07:01:01] Have a great time, you know?

[07:01:03] And then some people, people have autoimmune disease.

[07:01:06] Their souls are like, oh, I don't know, anybody here.

[07:01:10] What is this? This is a- this is a best friends place?

[07:01:14] I'm not friends with anybody. You guys are all my enemies. Fuck you.

[07:01:19] Attacking everybody.

[07:01:22] Valuable, so I snuck up a-

[07:01:23] Mine's a- yeah, they're like, this is war. I hate all of you.

[07:01:27] And then my music was like, I love everybody! Come on in, guys!

[07:01:33] What you're saying is your ADHD and autism is so strong, that it even affects your sales world.

[07:01:38] What the fuck?!

[07:01:40] I know that ahhh

[07:01:48] Lay me alone!

[07:01:50] Sit up!

[07:01:56] Bruh

[07:01:57] One night I saw a man

[07:01:59] I thought he must have something valuable so I snuck up on him and made a crab

[07:02:03] Tsssssss

[07:02:05] Oh shiit

[07:02:06] Your souls are anti-social? They're anti-social, but they're very social.

[07:02:13] Only how that is, huh? Master of the iconic self, Master P?

[07:02:17] Almost like noise.

[07:02:22] As a rose going your own way, you must obey a...

[07:02:25] ...use every tool you have to your advantage.

[07:02:28] Now this is worth the price of admission.

[07:02:31] Oh my god, I would never fucking play it. I can't play this game! I can't do stuff!

[07:02:42] I will literally get found out! Like immediately!

[07:02:46] What have we here?

[07:02:54] Huh, it's not so secret anymore, is it?

[07:02:57] It's so small, you'd be perfect back then!

[07:03:15] I will literally go into each building back-

[07:03:27] Immersive sim first-person perspective where you take the role of a master thief named Garrett and you're

[07:03:34] infiltrating castles

[07:03:36] cathedrals all kinds of

[07:03:39] Wonderful little ask environment and you're getting wrapped up into this

[07:03:43] Mouse I love you. You're doing amazing. You've got this. I never forget

[07:03:48] I'm coming to serve headpats. I am mouse P. A. T. S. I am not P. A. T. S. I am not P. A. T. S.

[07:03:54] He's a quiet, speaking, more.

[07:03:58] He can infiltrate, he can get into places that he's not supposed to be, but he's not

[07:04:03] really a good fight.

[07:04:05] So you do have a blackjack and you can equip a sword.

[07:04:09] Excuse me?

[07:04:10] How does that knock him out?

[07:04:12] What the fuck?

[07:04:13] Good fighter.

[07:04:14] So you do have a blackjack and you can equip a sword, but it's not your best option.

[07:04:21] Yeah, it's mainly used to swing a few times and then run away and try again.

[07:04:27] When it comes to doing a remaster, I know that it can take many different forms.

[07:04:31] Some is just a big VR model. Some is rebuilding everything from the ground up.

[07:04:36] When it comes to the dark project remastered, what's familiar, but what's new?

[07:04:42] I want to kind of understand what players can expect.

[07:04:45] For any longtime fan of thief, the game is going to feel

[07:04:49] very familiar. You're going to be going back to a place that you love. I hope you want to stay there.

[07:04:55] Wow. For new players, it's going to be an exceptional experience. It's going to run very smooth, 120 FPS, 4K,

[07:05:03] widescreen resolutions, all the wonderful quality of life improvements that you've come to know and love from a

[07:05:09] night dive remaster. And probably most exciting of all, we've got Steven Russell coming back to reprise his role.

[07:05:15] I will steal the declaration of independence.

[07:05:17] As well as fan favorite Terry Brocius.

[07:05:19] Alright, well, if you're someone like me that immediately has their curiosity peaked,

[07:05:25] where can people go to find out more information about what's next?

[07:05:29] NightdiveStudios.com is a great place to start.

[07:05:32] It's got links to all of our social media, but I would advise that you come and join our Discord channel.

[07:05:37] All the team members are in there.

[07:05:39] We're very amenable.

[07:05:41] We're communicative.

[07:05:42] We're friendly.

[07:05:43] I will share your thoughts with us, let us know what you want to see in FIFA Remastered.

[07:05:48] I'll put my name on it.

[07:05:49] And take a vote on what game you'd like us to do next.

[07:05:52] Both for FIFA, the Dark Project, Remaster, and for all the great games you're seeing

[07:05:56] on the PC Gaming Show, don't forget that you can go to PCGamer.com slash Grishle.

[07:06:00] Everybody has this tour of servers.

[07:06:02] All the titles right there.

[07:06:04] Steven, thanks so much for coming out, we appreciate it.

[07:06:07] Thanks for the opportunity.

[07:06:08] And now, let's check out some more great games.

[07:06:13] Oh, no.

[07:06:17] Excellent. Off-world.

[07:06:20] Off-road.

[07:06:23] Rally.

[07:06:25] A racing game.

[07:06:27] Space racing.

[07:06:38] Cars long.

[07:06:43] I don't want to do this. Nothing you.

[07:06:53] It's a rally championship.

[07:07:02] Fresh off the finish line, Exo Rally Championship is available on Steam right now.

[07:07:06] Frankly, as fun as all this is, I'll admit, I am feeling time sick.

[07:07:10] This decade is strange. I can't tell if the blaze is a big because of fashion or everyone's just deeply confused.

[07:07:17] It's both.

[07:07:17] Huh?

[07:07:18] But if you could use something familiar, I've got just the thing.

[07:07:21] Choose a prize for a prize for a pair of beloved indies. Let's take a look.

[07:07:29] Gin.

[07:07:31] If you're hearing this recording...

[07:07:32] Oh, shit.

[07:07:34] I'm sorry.

[07:07:35] No, I'm sorry.

[07:07:36] I've been unable to determine what caused the mass extinction.

[07:07:40] I'm loading derelict ships with these old, salvaged stones to send you with the equipment you'll need to survive on the best planet I can find.

[07:07:50] I wish I could go with you.

[07:07:52] But humanity needs as many shots as I can give it.

[07:07:57] These odds are not good.

[07:08:00] And these cryopods I'm finding...

[07:08:03] I admit.

[07:08:07] Children!

[07:08:26] Dustburst 2.0.

[07:08:29] Oh, what? You're sending people in the space?

[07:08:31] My name is James Savage, and I'm a ski-foot-core, in the Truthbind, and a scholar, with an empire.

[07:08:49] What?

[07:08:51] I'm 15 months sober.

[07:08:55] Wow, congratulations!

[07:09:01] And then three hours ago, my best friend buried me alive in the middle of the desert.

[07:09:06] What? That doesn't sound like something a best friend would do.

[07:09:12] Ow!

[07:09:23] Why'd you pull him near my side? I didn't have a ticket.

[07:09:27] El Paso elsewhere?

[07:09:29] What? Wait, who? There's our first one?

[07:09:37] You mean to tell me they put a ball in there, but you're not supposed to play with it.

[07:09:41] It was a cruel age, Mika. Some of its sins are better left forgotten.

[07:09:46] Wait, what?

[07:09:48] You mean to tell me they put a ball in there, but you're not supposed to play with it.

[07:09:53] It was a cruel age, Mika. Some of its sins are better left forgotten.

[07:09:57] Well then, let's look back to the future. Here's some more previews.

[07:10:03] Rollerball?

[07:10:11] Oh, check the game for game.

[07:10:14] It's a reincarnation.

[07:10:27] I want to pet the dog.

[07:10:44] Let me pet the dog.

[07:11:27] Oh, I like this.

[07:11:33] Oh my god, is this the Office Church?

[07:11:43] I love you, please.

[07:11:57] This game is about Beast of Incarnation, but if you are new to this channel, please subscribe to our channel and give us a thumbs up.

[07:12:27] The dead, under my rule, shall serve a purpose grander than your lives ever could.

[07:12:37] You pathetic creatures have no claim to this power.

[07:12:42] It is my fate to wield it, and yours is to kneel before my might.

[07:12:48] Tera Hoth, heroes of the same?

[07:13:08] The mage enters the death spiral.

[07:13:18] And then to die!

[07:13:25] And wield with power!

[07:13:29] Survivors lost! Yeah!

[07:13:44] Kill a god!

[07:13:48] If you're enjoying the 90s aesthetic in today's show, this next game is for you.

[07:14:03] Grab some co-op companions and dive into some familiar looking screensavers that are filled

[07:14:08] with new surprises.

[07:14:09] What?

[07:14:10] I didn't even notice you'd come in.

[07:14:22] What is this?

[07:14:23] Welcome to System 16.

[07:14:24] You've been hired.

[07:14:25] Which means that in this training video, you'll learn everything about your new workplace.

[07:14:33] Work in our company requires expert level of skills.

[07:14:35] Oh, it's just a game that you-

[07:14:37] But your primary responsibility at System 16 is testing our new products and identifying

[07:14:44] any possible...

[07:14:45] It can't be a code for the patient.

[07:14:46] We are a revolutionary geometry testing system.

[07:14:48] It's so advanced you'll feel as if your consciousness is really inside the program.

[07:14:52] The bugs can be found anywhere inside, so be very observant when traversing the virtual

[07:14:57] landscapes.

[07:14:58] But, thanks to the world's first fully visualized bug detection, even a brainless man can't

[07:15:03] I want to play it!

[07:15:06] Mmm, Mousebop approved!

[07:15:25] I'll play it, Mousebop approved!

[07:15:27] of the future. All you need now is answer the call.

[07:15:32] Wow, we're hired.

[07:15:34] After all, we've already hired you.

[07:15:36] We're hired automatically! We've got a dome!

[07:15:40] Hype's got EXE.

[07:15:43] Oh man, I wanna play it.

[07:15:50] I wanna play it.

[07:15:54] Maybe tomorrow?

[07:15:56] This is why we came.

[07:16:03] Hey, there's one of them in here. I think they made it.

[07:16:06] We're going on a school trip.

[07:16:10] Oh my, what is this? My popcorn.

[07:16:14] Yippee!

[07:16:15] Whoa, gamer.

[07:16:18] We're already at the checkpoint.

[07:16:26] I like I like it's interesting when I hear like the in-game voice and they're

[07:16:34] like doing it for a trailer because they all sound so normal and soft-spoken and

[07:16:39] like what meanwhile if me and like art like if we were to be playing this would

[07:16:46] I've been like, AHHHHHHHHH!

[07:16:48] AHHHHHHHHH!

[07:16:50] Bulu, Onam.

[07:16:52] We're going on a school trip.

[07:16:55] Let's go to the Bulu, Onam's Gator Heads.

[07:16:57] You'll decline to the top of this mountain.

[07:17:00] Yippee!

[07:17:01] Whoa, gamer.

[07:17:03] Whoa, gamer.

[07:17:05] We're already at the checkpoint.

[07:17:07] Don't follow me.

[07:17:11] Jim, Jim, Jim.

[07:17:12] No.

[07:17:13] Oh my god.

[07:17:14] Oh my gosh

[07:17:17] These boomer beats the pills here are like the best I am

[07:17:19] BOOMER BOOSTER!

[07:17:20] Please, there's beans over here

[07:17:22] I was thinking about those beans

[07:17:25] Oh my god, are we bull people in the game?

[07:17:28] No, no, no

[07:17:30] Oh, we're at the last one

[07:17:32] What?

[07:17:33] I thought you just said this

[07:17:35] The beans just facing just letting you fly

[07:17:38] The beans make you fly, Mark?

[07:17:40] What?

[07:17:41] Sunset summit.

[07:17:42] So you're an old person climbing on that lane?

[07:17:47] Now stop approved!

[07:17:50] What is that?

[07:17:53] Probably another obstacle.

[07:17:55] Let's put it that way.

[07:17:57] Oh my god.

[07:18:00] You guys just let me throw you.

[07:18:04] Oh my god.

[07:18:15] Wait, who got a view?

[07:18:20] Oh my god, I can hear Ari screaming at this now.

[07:18:29] I hear Ari's voice screaming in my ears.

[07:18:34] Oh, no! Come here! Come here, please!

[07:18:41] Loud sound!

[07:18:46] The art bloods are traitors! Traitors!

[07:18:52] Coming up, you'd better make some extra room on your wishlist, because we've got a lot

[07:18:56] more new game trailers to show you. Take a look.

[07:19:01] The ritual. An attempt to part the veil between planes.

[07:19:06] What do you mean?

[07:19:07] We broke the pact. Now we're paying the price.

[07:19:29] This is it, warrior.

[07:19:30] So many games, I feel like there's so many games coming out every year, it's so many, it's like overwhelming the amount, wake up!

[07:19:51] Cleanest Wimple!

[07:19:54] What's that in this case?

[07:20:00] Armados!

[07:20:09] Only one man has what it takes to defeat this jungle.

[07:20:15] Who is that?

[07:20:17] Nope, not him.

[07:20:21] Ready to dive, Cobra?

[07:20:23] No, welcome to the jungle.

[07:20:25] We need to investigate from Tara Village.

[07:20:28] What the fuck? Is that too long?

[07:20:31] Nature in this region has become unstable.

[07:20:36] Now that is Sula!

[07:20:40] What the deal?

[07:20:41] I serve you. Sula, meet this.

[07:20:48] Sula.

[07:20:50] It's a good day to die.

[07:20:53] Leave the diver in the jungle, wait are we already getting another day to dive again?

[07:21:05] It's like about the other guys and while we're getting this.

[07:21:11] Oh

[07:21:41] In the jungle.

[07:21:47] Oh shit, are we in a twinkie?

[07:22:06] Uh oh.

[07:22:08] MOUTHLESS MOUTHLESS!

[07:22:09] Eugh!

[07:22:10] Did you see what I was doing?

[07:22:14] There's someone right there!

[07:22:25] Let's get out of here, you bastard!

[07:22:27] Get out of here!

[07:22:31] Eugh!

[07:22:32] I don't know what you're saying!

[07:22:42] Carcass Lad?

[07:22:43] What the fuck?

[07:22:44] I held up a visceral co-op tank horror game.

[07:22:53] Co-op!

[07:22:54] From the creators of Mouthwashing, featuring weighty physical controls crew like Yixil

[07:23:02] With a team of three, fuel is limited and ammo is scarce.

[07:23:06] The city's saint, long since laid to rest,

[07:23:10] walks again, gilded, and defiled.

[07:23:17] Did I hear finish?

[07:23:18] Uh, is that, is that what it,

[07:23:19] it's spelled Y-K-S-I-O,

[07:23:22] but with the two pikitos on the top.

[07:23:24] Y-Yixil?

[07:23:30] Wow!

[07:23:32] Carcass Clad is the next game from the devs of Mount Washington, and we can't wait to see what new horrors they have in store.

[07:23:40] I love Finland.

[07:23:41] Hey Sean, are you gonna introduce us to your new friend there?

[07:23:44] Well, Mika, I thought it'd be a nice time to brush up on my miniature painting.

[07:23:50] Thank you, thank you, I did deserve that.

[07:23:52] No you didn't, but Sean, we're back in the 90s. You couldn't have picked a worse time.

[07:23:57] The world hasn't accepted nerds as a, you know, lucrative market yet.

[07:24:00] If you step out of this house with one space marine,

[07:24:04] just a jungle full of football captains will be waiting to tear you apart, just like they toyed.

[07:24:08] I can't stop looking at that quickin' bowl of balls.

[07:24:13] Toad, please talk about this. Look at this. What are those balls for? They're just balls.

[07:24:18] Made of different things, like toyed balls.

[07:24:23] Don't have a death wish. Listen, since we took a-

[07:24:27] I don't understand the point of that, Decker, is he?

[07:24:34] I wouldn't just have a basket of balls in my house.

[07:24:38] Hold on. What do you mean by one-way trip through the timehole?

[07:24:43] Sean, are we stuck here?

[07:24:44] I'm sorry, Mika, is that unpalatable to you?

[07:24:48] My God, I'm gonna be sick.

[07:24:49] Hey, hey, speaking of sick, we sent our intrepid PC gamer team to Creative Assembly's Secret Citadel.

[07:24:56] for an up-close look at the Total War Warhammer 40k.

[07:25:00] Here's the latest news from the 41st Millenium.

[07:25:02] Wow, brother, that's nice.

[07:25:06] It's not their fault. It's the scraper.

[07:25:08] It's not their fault.

[07:25:09] There is no peace amongst the stars. There is only war.

[07:25:13] Oh, shit.

[07:25:15] Total Warhammer 40k is really like a marriage of IPs made in heaven.

[07:25:20] We create authentic ones.

[07:25:22] And they have really precious IP current that we're working with which I know lots of you just like us who really love

[07:25:29] We've read a lot of books play games painted minis. We want to insert you in that authentic universe

[07:25:34] The galaxy is an unforgiving place everyone is fighting

[07:25:37] Yeah, I can't do stuff like this

[07:25:39] Because you know the world is actually alive, but you as a player you will make the difference

[07:25:44] And what's really unique about Total Warriors you can experience that whole universe from the galaxy running an entire

[07:25:50] Perfection that crossed the stars to the soldier fighting on the ground just clinging to life try to survive another day

[07:25:57] It's just like being the armchair general who is like

[07:26:00] I was surprised by how smart it was to play stuff like this

[07:26:02] I was surprised he had a blade and a little hammer

[07:26:05] Doing the smart moves like jumping over that covering big spaces

[07:26:09] Especially the jump backs or dropping bombardment of the enemy

[07:26:12] That's what's unique about it is the scale both the horizontal and the verticality of it

[07:26:20] It's a big vast franchise, a massive setting that's been around since the end of the sp-

[07:26:24] Vexorius Lop? What?

[07:26:26] Luckily, we don't expect players to know everything.

[07:26:28] We don't even want them to know everything.

[07:26:30] We have a brilliant onboarding experience.

[07:26:33] It's a very story-driven set of campaigns,

[07:26:36] and there was only one iconic location to start.

[07:26:39] Yes, it is Armageddon.

[07:26:40] The quintessential place that represents the fight between humanity and wars.

[07:26:45] They're like larger-than-life characters, like one of my favorites, Yari.

[07:26:49] Yes, we will have in the game.

[07:26:51] I don't think it's arch-riders there, too.

[07:26:53] We have Casino Fracca, the prophet of the war himself, here.

[07:26:56] But it's that journey that's going to be an interesting one.

[07:26:59] There is a bath door, Magaddon.

[07:27:01] The stakes are galactic, so we are going through between systems

[07:27:04] to systems, spare the angle, at least for the war.

[07:27:07] And the Imperium is definitely Armageddon.

[07:27:09] And Armageddon's certainly not where we're stopping.

[07:27:12] It's just the start.

[07:27:16] We're looking at all the details of the different world types

[07:27:18] that are present in our 40,000.

[07:27:21] So we've got high worlds, agro worlds, mining worlds,

[07:27:26] frontier worlds, and layered on top of that,

[07:27:28] we also have all of the different biomes.

[07:27:31] So we have icy mining worlds, arid mining worlds.

[07:27:35] Ultimately, what we've done is we have created

[07:27:38] a planet-making system.

[07:27:40] There's two things we want to do with the high worlds.

[07:27:43] One, we want to make sure that the planets themselves

[07:27:46] look like high worlds. So that we have huge cathedral, very much like we're in a cathedral here.

[07:27:52] Cathedral-like cities, stretching areas of the sky, in the clouds, and all the other

[07:27:58] kinds of things. Help me now. In urban development. And then we want to make sure that the battlefields

[07:28:05] match the visuals on the planet. So one of the challenges of course there is like the staggering

[07:28:10] sort of architecture and scale and verticality and then try and pull that into like a really

[07:28:15] engaging gameplay space to share the volume of potential lanes and routes.

[07:28:20] Building zones, traversable lanes, covers lines.

[07:28:23] We have some maps where your focus will be on sort of like navigating through these trope points

[07:28:27] and blasting apart areas to get a bit more sort of room to maneuver or you know

[07:28:32] putting down a building on someone that's trucking along past,

[07:28:35] but then there's actually some pretty significant open spaces within them,

[07:28:38] you know like gigantic landing pads and sort of you know the scale is so

[07:28:42] Wow, what do you think they do for fun? Do they have parties?

[07:28:46] And they're not fighting. What do they do on their day off?

[07:28:50] I wanna see that game.

[07:28:53] What are you doing on their day off?

[07:28:56] I know! They... What about when they go to the bathroom?

[07:29:05] What about when they go to the bathroom?

[07:29:12] I conquer to give myself the most strategic advantage.

[07:29:15] Every decision you make as a player

[07:29:17] is not impacting just your current term,

[07:29:19] it's impacting every term that goes on afterwards.

[07:29:22] Those decisions, they stick with you.

[07:29:24] They thought it's not a linear path through, right?

[07:29:27] And also narratively, the decisions you make

[07:29:30] as an individual drive the outcome of the story itself

[07:29:33] and how that plays out.

[07:29:34] It keeps you in the school field.

[07:29:35] So even playing through the same faction multiple times

[07:29:37] will yield a different experience for you as a player.

[07:29:39] want their strategic decision-making to to pull their forces through the game

[07:29:44] but they will certainly encounter narrative events or the framing of why

[07:29:49] they're there what their objectives are how do they win so the narrative framing

[07:29:54] will influence the rewards you'll kind of get full conquering a certain system

[07:29:59] if you're the astramilitarium and you take a plant on a civilized world they're

[07:30:03] probably gonna get a boost to tank production if you're off and you come

[07:30:07] across a world rich in scrap that's probably going to help you build some stompers much faster than going to every world friends

[07:30:17] if you love warhammer 40 000 we are bringing that to life in a way you will never have seen in any

[07:30:22] other video game that's been made if you love your strategy gaming right in general if you love

[07:30:26] your turn based on real-time strategies you know we've got you there as well

[07:30:29] Mousy, Orson, and Sporty King don't have genitals, they're reproduci-

[07:30:32] What about all the other people that have genitals, they're-

[07:30:35] Crafting the ultimate-

[07:30:37] Talk about sex and talk about what they pee and poop!

[07:30:39] By joining our closed beta, which gets launched later this year,

[07:30:43] we are on social media, so please follow us from our news, and thank you again.

[07:30:54] What the fuck?

[07:30:59] Even if we don't know where you fit yet.

[07:31:05] Who from Arctic Eggs?

[07:31:08] A game about fishing.

[07:31:11] I've been waiting for this game!

[07:31:14] This has been pre-Monsters of the Previls.

[07:31:19] Oh

[07:31:49] That only over- what the fuck? Making woman in the water?

[07:31:57] About fishing.

[07:32:00] Wow! About fishing!

[07:32:05] That night, you died.

[07:32:09] I did?

[07:32:10] That night, you became one of us.

[07:32:14] Uh-oh.

[07:32:15] Many were destroyed.

[07:32:17] You were not staked through the heart, buried alive, abandoned in the deepest hollow of the Temple of Eternal Response.

[07:32:34] Vampire the Masquerade.

[07:32:38] A narrative driven art?

[07:32:41] The RPG?

[07:32:47] It's off man, check your skills.

[07:33:15] It is. It is what we did.

[07:33:24] Follow the trail.

[07:33:27] Be your pendrine.

[07:33:36] Will you rise as the sword of K-90?

[07:33:40] What are we going to do with you piece together, the shattered remains of your humanity?

[07:33:47] Whoa!

[07:33:49] We're standing on a cross! Hey!

[07:33:52] There's supposed to be a vampire!

[07:33:57] Oh hey, that reminds me.

[07:33:58] Sean, if a vampire comes to the door next time, please don't invite them in.

[07:34:03] Okay, look, I was just trying to be polite.

[07:34:05] Like, use my door dasher.

[07:34:06] Give me a break.

[07:34:07] But look.

[07:34:08] What?

[07:34:09] time for something millions of Vikings have been circling around for at long

[07:34:14] last here's a look at Valheim 1.0

[07:34:39] I never thought I'd see you today.

[07:34:49] Oh god, we gotta make a balance, Eru.

[07:35:05] Wow, look at me!

[07:35:31] That's how I'm deep north.

[07:35:41] Wow!

[07:35:44] September 9th!

[07:35:48] Yeah!

[07:35:50] Found me, officer.

[07:35:53] Two numbers have failed me.

[07:35:55] Oh, I know where to put it.

[07:35:58] Stay away!

[07:36:07] Officer, smack!

[07:36:10] Okay!

[07:36:14] Come on!

[07:36:19] AAAAAAAA!

[07:36:19] I don't have them!

[07:36:21] Officer, come on!

[07:36:28] Uh oh.

[07:36:37] Come on.

[07:36:51] What the-

[07:36:53] Plongin!

[07:36:55] What the fuck is this?

[07:36:58] All right, Pawn is a co-op superhero horror game where you're just another low-level thug in the criminal underworld.

[07:37:07] Justice never sleeps. Stick together, watch each other's backs, or be trapped here forever. It's already here. Don't let it find you.

[07:37:18] Superhero horror game?

[07:37:22] What the fuck?

[07:37:25] Damn.

[07:37:26] mouse lock approved

[07:37:30] who's this?

[07:37:34] where was this photo taken?

[07:37:56] Whoa.

[07:38:07] Whoa.

[07:38:19] Locator.

[07:38:24] Up next, a look at the McConaughey-starring Space Epic RPG Exodus, which aired 15 minutes

[07:38:35] of gameplay during Yes Space Future Game Show.

[07:38:37] Check out the future game show, YouTube channel for the full gameplay reveal, but here's a

[07:38:42] sampler to let your appetite.

[07:38:45] Hi, I'm Chris Kim, Game Director on Exodus.

[07:38:55] The ones that didn't see the extended gameplay reveal on Future Game Show, here are some

[07:39:01] highlights.

[07:39:03] Exodus is a cinematic science fiction action role-playing game.

[07:39:07] When you become the traveler, meeting a crew on high-risk missions across the stars.

[07:39:15] journey to deadly planets, derelict ships, and the remains of lost worlds, facing a relentless

[07:39:21] threat as you rely on your companions and the unique weapons and abilities only you can wield.

[07:39:29] You play as Jew Maslin, someone with a rare connection to ancient alien technology,

[07:39:35] one that may be the key to saving your homeworld. Along the way, you'll decide who stands with you,

[07:39:42] Everyone! No one!

[07:39:52] Can't be a girl not gonna play?

[07:39:56] I think you can be a girl.

[07:39:58] But I could be wrong.

[07:40:03] I thought you could.

[07:40:06] You can? Ooh!

[07:40:08] I want to be a hot woman in Bopini.

[07:40:13] To learn more, check out the full extended gameplay review.

[07:40:21] I want to be a hot woman in Bopini.

[07:40:26] Your presence here is the most precious gift you could have given me.

[07:40:41] Don't worry dear, I'll put you right in no time.

[07:41:11] Is she...

[07:41:13] Might seen it correctly?

[07:41:19] Is she pregnant?

[07:41:22] Is she a pregnant monster? What the fuck?

[07:41:32] Oh, it's the remothered game.

[07:41:36] Red nun's legacy.

[07:41:38] I don't know man, like, what?

[07:41:41] I'm being chased by a pregnant monster?

[07:41:45] Is the final chapter in the Remother Trilogy, and you can get caught up by claiming the last two Remothered games for free on Steam.

[07:41:52] Ooh, what a GIFT N.

[07:41:54] Wait, what?

[07:41:55] The Remothered Game Final Chapter in the Remother Trilogy, and you can get caught up by claiming the last two Remothered games for free on Steam.

[07:42:02] Ooh, what a GIFT N.

[07:42:04] GIFT?

[07:42:04] What?

[07:42:05] And, while we're closing in on the end of the show, we've still got more to give.

[07:42:09] Mika!

[07:42:10] Yeah, Sean?

[07:42:11] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[07:42:12] Only if you're thinking of the one last world premiere.

[07:42:16] You know me so well.

[07:42:17] Yeah.

[07:42:21] Where the fuck is it free? That's not real.

[07:42:25] I'm looking at it right now. I actually have the first remover game.

[07:42:28] I never got the second one because, um, I heard it was very bad.

[07:42:34] I was very bad, so I did not buy it.

[07:42:43] Oh, the first one's free.

[07:42:47] Well, I already fucking have that game.

[07:42:52] My dearest Milan, today marks a 10179 to uncover what hides in a peculiar cloud.

[07:43:04] Maybe it's time for me to take a step back.

[07:43:07] Let you run away with a man.

[07:43:10] And Hermes misses you very much.

[07:43:13] There is a good life for you here in Santa Rosa.

[07:43:17] Full of adventure.

[07:43:19] Full of wonderful people. I know you will help them out as best you can, no matter their challenge.

[07:43:28] Now stop a prove question mark.

[07:43:32] If I don't return, come find me up there.

[07:43:37] Signed Uncle Umberto.

[07:43:40] Umberto.

[07:43:43] And as always, take off in clean the wind.

[07:43:49] And through the wind.

[07:43:54] This has definitely been a very special episode of the PC Gaming Show.

[07:43:58] We laughed and we learned.

[07:44:00] I don't remember laughing.

[07:44:02] That doesn't count.

[07:44:04] That's it from us.

[07:44:05] Thanks to all of you for being part of our live studio audience and remember, sub those

[07:44:10] VCRs to record our PC Gaming Show Tokyo Direct in September.

[07:44:15] And of course, the PC gaming show Most Wanted will return in December.

[07:44:20] Blorpie!

[07:44:21] I need a ring.

[07:44:29] If I don't hear a ring, I'm not picking up f**king anything.

[07:44:31] I need Foley here.

[07:44:33] Whoa!

[07:44:34] The comfort.

[07:44:35] B**ch.

[07:44:36] Burn this off, please.

[07:44:37] Shut up!

[07:44:38] You can't tell me what to do.

[07:44:40] Shut up! You can't tell me what to do!

[07:44:44] Oh, you can if you want to!

[07:44:53] Well...

[07:44:56] We got all the games.

[07:44:58] We did it.

[07:45:00] We did it, and now I have a shit ton of games on my wishlist.

[07:45:05] How many of those games will come to fruition soon?

[07:45:10] every single game

[07:45:21] I have 355 games on your wishlist

[07:45:24] rookie numbers, rookie numbers

[07:45:31] rookie numbers, rookie numbers

[07:45:35] My wishlist is insane.

[07:45:41] I usually, but like I wishlist things and like I'll forget about them after a long time.

[07:45:46] I'll wishlist some and I'll be like, oh, I'll look into this game later. You know what I mean?

[07:46:05] I have a game on my wishlist from 2016. I don't think it's coming out. Oh my god.

[07:46:17] That shit happens all the time.

[07:46:21] Yeah, stuff on my wishlist from years ago too. I think my earliest

[07:46:25] stuff I put on my wishlist was from, was like 2015.

[07:46:31] So, oh my god, 10 years ago?

[07:46:35] 11 years ago?

[07:46:40] Holy shit.

[07:46:45] Do I have anything that I added a long time ago that still hasn't come out?

[07:46:55] Let me check.

[07:47:00] There has to be at least one.

[07:47:10] There has to be at least one.

[07:47:20] It's time to play the oldest game in my library is.

[07:47:46] It's not strawberry magic, what?

[07:47:58] It's not strawberry magic, what the fuck?

[07:48:04] You can check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, check it out, okay bros.

[07:48:09] Now it's time to figure out what's gonna happen now.

[07:48:14] Mine Sweeper!

[07:48:15] This is me Dota, oh god Dota.

[07:48:21] I'm going to put out a pole.

[07:48:32] We have several options.

[07:48:38] I'm going to put out a poll, we have several options.

[07:48:45] Solitaire?

[07:48:47] Ah, Solitaire.

[07:48:50] My game, Solitaire.

[07:48:54] Solitaire.

[07:48:56] My game, Solitaire.

[07:48:59] My game's solo-painted.

[07:49:11] My mind's so rotted with vintage I forgot other games existed, oh my god.

[07:49:20] Hang here, your vintage story rotted.

[07:49:27] Vintage story rotted.

[07:49:37] I have...

[07:49:42] The CT is dead, it shouldn't be. Oh no, did it break again?

[07:49:46] I will kill you booby! Just kidding, I won't.

[07:50:00] What do you now? Uh, I'll put it.

[07:50:06] What will happen with booby in the next music video? He will die. Like he always does.

[07:50:16] It will die, like he always does.

[07:50:35] Let our king live?

[07:50:36] What the fuck?

[07:50:37] You want to live in the next music video?

[07:50:38] What the heck?

[07:50:39] to live in the next music video, what the heck?

[07:50:42] Yeah, it's tradition at this point, he has to die.

[07:50:54] I'll put...

[07:50:57] BTS seems dead, I guess it is dead, what the fuck?

[07:51:03] Oh, the fucker never wants to fucking work.

[07:51:09] If you buy a school, let me see, let me try to like reload it, I'm gonna, I'm reloading

[07:51:33] Refreshing TTS.

[07:51:40] All right, are you excited for the killer bean game coming out?

[07:51:52] Are you excited for the killer bean game?

[07:51:56] I'll put.

[07:51:58] beer?

[07:51:59] Subnaica too.

[07:52:00] Uh, broken lore?

[07:52:01] Or again?

[07:52:02] Or again?

[07:52:33] Actually, I haven't played Unfollowed yet, so not Follow.

[07:52:46] It would be Unfollow.

[07:52:50] Broken Door.

[07:52:53] Unfollow.

[07:52:54] Unfollow.

[07:52:55] I have to play two of them.

[07:53:00] I have to play two of them.

[07:53:06] I have...

[07:53:12] Yeah, I'm almost finished with Fear.

[07:53:16] Cause then after Fear, I wanted to play Metro.

[07:53:19] Or I was just gonna start Metro bro, I'm not gonna lie, but I know I should be a good,

[07:53:34] I should be good.

[07:53:35] I should be a good girl, finish fear.

[07:53:38] I think my mom was done.

[07:53:44] It's Metro, it will be uh, uh, 233.

[07:53:55] Yeah, Redux, 233 Redux.

[07:54:08] But it's your fear vegetables before you can eat your Metro dessert.

[07:54:17] Okay, I won't put it on there.

[07:54:21] Oh, retail hell?

[07:54:25] We'll do the poll after ads.

[07:54:30] Okay, I won't put Metro on the poll.

[07:54:38] How's everybody seen the Casino Sim?

[07:54:52] What Casino Sim?

[07:54:53] Wait, which one?

[07:54:54] Which Casino Sim are you talking about?

[07:55:05] Probably the Casal one.

[07:55:06] Wait, what Casal one?

[07:55:07] What is it called?

[07:55:36] The house always wins.

[07:55:53] Oh, I see.

[07:55:55] Is it undisclosed AI?

[07:56:07] Why do they do that?

[07:56:09] That's... that blows.

[07:56:10] Yeah cause I'm looking and there's like no mention of it anywhere.

[07:56:18] Is it confirmed?

[07:56:19] Yeah, poke around.

[07:56:46] around and see. Yeah, let me look at the game reviews. Somebody said the whole game feels

[07:57:04] It feels like an endless tutorial.

[07:57:18] That's not what I want to hear.

[07:57:20] I don't want to hear that.

[07:57:25] The whole game feels like an endless tutorial.

[07:57:27] I was not wanting to hear.

[07:57:34] I almost got up.

[07:57:39] Directive 8020.

[07:57:41] How long is Directive 8020?

[07:57:53] 7 to 8 hours

[07:58:01] No, I didn't have issues running it. The reason why we didn't play it was because we thought it had real co-op and it doesn't

[07:58:13] Makes tape

[07:58:23] for example kill a lot of the shrew, hopefully

[07:58:35] and

[07:58:47] I'll probably I'll probably I'll probably oh god you know what it is I want I want to do it

[07:58:57] we're not going to do it today but I want to do it but the issue

[07:59:05] I do want to do it for the memes you know what what what issue I have with this game

[07:59:10] is that I actually have to pay for it

[07:59:17] I don't wanna fucking pay for it.

[07:59:28] I don't wanna buy this game.

[07:59:30] I bought it.

[07:59:31] Fucking bought it.

[07:59:32] I can't believe I bought it.

[07:59:35] Jump off a bridge, mate.

[07:59:38] Alright, we're gonna finish.

[07:59:44] We're gonna finish fear today and then...

[07:59:49] We're gonna finish fear today and then after that,

[07:59:53] if I'm not pumpkin, I'll start Metro.

[07:59:56] Wait, let me just install Metro, hold up.

[08:00:12] Can't really be like...

[08:00:14] You're starting it so late.

[08:00:18] He said he wanted to see me play it

[08:00:29] He said he wanted to see me play Metro as a man

[08:00:44] I can't wait to play it.

[08:01:07] K-Sina told me that she'll forgive me for not playing stalker if I play Metro, so that's good.

[08:01:22] Oh boy, here we go!

[08:01:37] You

[08:02:07] I said unable to restore video mode. What the fuck? What does that mean?

[08:02:20] You watch the World Cup?

[08:02:23] Hell yeah!

[08:02:26] What if you ask me to watch a baseball game?

[08:02:29] Sorry, I don't know shit about baseball, man.

[08:02:32] I don't know anything about baseball.

[08:02:37] Oh shit, which one is it? Oh, it's this one. No, it's this one.

[08:02:42] It's lucky it's pumpkin time.

[08:02:47] What if I want to watch a basketball game?

[08:02:54] What if I want to watch a basketball game?

[08:02:59] Hey, why is it so freaking now?

[08:03:06] Oh, it's so freaking now.

[08:03:21] I think this is fine.

[08:03:37] Making coffee.

[08:03:38] Holy shit, this is gonna shatter me, man.

[08:03:49] Hey.

[08:03:56] Particle weapon is empty.

[08:04:09] The particle weapon is empty.

[08:04:18] Yeah, I was making everybody fucking skeleton breath.

[08:04:23] Hello?

[08:04:26] Why is that moving?

[08:04:30] Is this where it came from?

[08:04:33] I don't remember which way to go.

[08:04:37] Maybe it's up.

[08:04:42] Oh, maybe it's not a- Nope, it's this way. Nope, it's definitely this way. Holy shit, what the fuck?

[08:04:57] AHHHHH!

[08:04:59] AHHHHH!

[08:05:00] AHHHHH!

[08:05:13] We're gonna pull my gun out of here!

[08:05:15] Oh my god, I gotta turn the volume down, hold on, it's way too loud.

[08:05:30] They didn't come down, they stayed up there.

[08:05:41] I put-

[08:05:43] AHHHHH!

[08:05:45] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[08:05:47] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:49] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:51] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:53] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:55] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:57] AHHHHHHH!

[08:05:59] Jesus Christ!

[08:06:01] AHHHHHHH!

[08:06:03] Hey!

[08:06:05] AHHHHHHH!

[08:06:07] AHHHHHHH!

[08:06:09] I know what I'm doing.

[08:06:19] I'm switching my gun.

[08:06:29] I'm switching my gun.

[08:06:36] Hey, go back.

[08:06:40] Go back and we'll get him.

[08:06:45] We'll get him.

[08:06:51] I forgot how to heal, oh Z, oh yeah Z, oh I remembered, wow, I'm so smart, oh this one,

[08:07:20] Hello?

[08:07:22] Where is Annie?

[08:07:24] Hmm.

[08:07:26] Hello?

[08:07:28] Where is Annie?

[08:07:30] Hmm.

[08:07:32] Hmm.

[08:07:34] Hmm.

[08:07:36] Hmm.

[08:07:38] Eww.

[08:07:40] Hmm.

[08:07:42] Hmm.

[08:07:44] Hmm.

[08:07:46] Stop shooting Annie!

[08:07:48] Oh, there are little pieces around the floor, there are little legs.

[08:07:58] Too bad, huh?

[08:08:01] Too bad they had to die.

[08:08:04] Just the way it is.

[08:08:18] Holy shit!

[08:08:21] Why do I have a cat on my head?

[08:08:25] Why wouldn't I have a cat on my head?

[08:08:33] I have to set the holster?

[08:08:35] Wait, are you telling me if I don't have a gun in my hand they won't attack me?

[08:08:38] like me?

[08:08:46] I'm gonna let go of this!

[08:08:57] Holy shit.

[08:09:05] Holy shit.

[08:09:07] Oh fuck with me.

[08:09:09] Oh fuck with me fellas.

[08:09:11] You don't want to mess with me.

[08:09:14] Could you like a fizzy drink?

[08:09:18] What? A assault rifle?

[08:09:23] Hey which one do I got?

[08:09:28] Oh that's the same, that's the same gun.

[08:09:32] Wait, do I have to jump out?

[08:09:37] I'm guessing I jump out?

[08:09:41] Am I dead?

[08:09:50] Why did I die?

[08:09:56] Brother what the fuck?

[08:10:02] Holy shit.

[08:10:07] I'm an idiot and this is why I'm dumb. This is why I should die.

[08:10:14] Oh wait, how do I...

[08:10:22] I mean, listen, I'm trying my best, okay? I'm medicated and I know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.

[08:10:33] Hello?

[08:10:34] I don't know what I'm doing potential. That's me

[08:10:45] That's what my mom said ahead I have potential

[08:10:51] But you'd never apply yourself

[08:10:54] Well, look at me now mom. Look what I'm doing now. I'm on the internet playing a game

[08:10:59] With a stupid cat on my head

[08:11:01] We have to stay for-

[08:11:07] AHH!

[08:11:08] AHH!

[08:11:17] Oh my god I can't aim for shit!

[08:11:22] What do you have to say mom? Huh?

[08:11:24] Are you powering me?

[08:11:26] Am I accomplished maids?

[08:11:28] Where do you go?

[08:11:30] I know I didn't shoot him.

[08:11:37] But this one.

[08:11:46] Oh my god, you killed him.

[08:11:54] Oh my god, you asshole!

[08:12:01] What's wrong with you?

[08:12:06] You scared of me!

[08:12:09] Also, do I have a flashlight?

[08:12:11] Oh my god, I paused the game.

[08:12:14] What's my flashlight?

[08:12:17] Uh, a half.

[08:12:19] I knew it.

[08:12:21] Pistol!

[08:12:23] My balls

[08:12:26] Fuck you and your computer

[08:12:33] And we're gonna break this

[08:12:53] I don't know where they are. They're gonna come. They're coming. They're coming. They're

[08:13:04] coming for me. They're coming. Let them come and kill me!

[08:13:09] Is there another one?

[08:13:19] Oh.

[08:13:20] Oh my god, he's coming!

[08:13:29] Oh my god, he's coming!

[08:13:39] Oh my god, that one too!

[08:13:50] He's coming out!

[08:13:55] Wait, what did you say? Don't ride the clones. They're clones? I thought they were normal men!

[08:14:07] They're not normal men? They're just normal men. Arm, armor, tan, tan, technology, corporation.

[08:14:24] Oh, shit.

[08:14:31] Uh-oh.

[08:14:34] Oh, shit.

[08:14:39] Oh, shit.

[08:14:44] Oh, shit.

[08:14:49] This place feels so liminal, Spacey.

[08:15:19] I feel...

[08:15:21] She deserves.

[08:15:41] She did.

[08:15:44] I need help.

[08:15:48] Is he coming?

[08:15:55] Hello?

[08:15:56] He's going upstairs or downstairs.

[08:16:04] I

[08:16:19] Of course I have to go downstairs why why would they

[08:16:34] I can't open it!

[08:16:41] Everything's locked!

[08:16:46] I can't do nothing in this house!

[08:16:54] Oh, this is for like cover, huh?

[08:17:01] I'm glad they had to go this way, because it's actually open.

[08:17:08] I can't do nothing in this house, I'm never allowed to do nothing.

[08:17:15] Man, I wish I had some yogurt right now.

[08:17:17] I should have gotten some yogurt.

[08:17:19] You have two messages.

[08:17:23] First, message me.

[08:17:26] Wait

[08:17:40] And don't lecture me about

[08:17:44] The bottom line is that we wouldn't be in the situation

[08:17:50] Take the home deeper

[08:17:56] Message from then how many messages do I got?

[08:18:21] Oh, thank God I see

[08:18:26] Man, I'm a popular man. I always get voice messages sent to me

[08:18:38] Very popular man indeed

[08:18:56] This is the worst time for me to fuck up!

[08:19:07] Oh my god, I have no more May kids.

[08:19:18] I

[08:19:44] Was the other day

[08:19:48] He's coming up here.

[08:19:53] He's back up now.

[08:19:55] Eat my balls.

[08:19:57] He died.

[08:20:00] I know I died.

[08:20:02] Oh wait.

[08:20:03] Oh my god, I missed this before.

[08:20:08] I missed this.

[08:20:09] I didn't go in here.

[08:20:12] Oh thank god.

[08:20:15] Let's save my life.

[08:20:18] Wait, what if I like go one floor below?

[08:21:01] I threw it by accident.

[08:21:05] I think I hear.

[08:21:14] Did I just throw my gun?

[08:21:21] Oh my god.

[08:21:31] You have to...

[08:21:33] You have to...

[08:21:35] first message from...

[08:21:37] Merlin Wade.

[08:21:39] Merlin Wade.

[08:21:41] Merlin Wade.

[08:21:43] Here's your message.

[08:21:45] First off, please don't presume to know my feelings.

[08:21:47] It's insulting.

[08:21:49] It's a fucking snowflake.

[08:21:51] It's a fucking snowflake.

[08:21:53] It's insulting.

[08:21:55] It's insulting.

[08:21:57] It's insulting.

[08:21:59] What's the fucking snowflake?

[08:22:02] Don't presume to know my feelings!

[08:22:04] Okay buddy, Jesus Christ, Mr. Sensitive over here.

[08:22:09] Look if you're presumed to know my feelings!

[08:22:20] I don't like you to presume to know my feelings. That hurts my feelings.

[08:22:27] AHH!

[08:22:29] I

[08:22:59] I want that submachine gun.

[08:23:06] Did he throw something at me?

[08:23:17] I can't see!

[08:23:19] There's too much dust!

[08:23:26] I'll show it going.

[08:23:52] Oh my god.

[08:23:59] Cool, more guys.

[08:24:08] Is that some machine gun worth it?

[08:24:19] Submachine gun worth it. I don't think it was if I recall. I think it's ass

[08:24:39] I got machine gun. Submachine. I got Submachine.

[08:24:49] Can't pick these up.

[08:24:56] I'm probably full.

[08:25:01] Thank you.

[08:25:05] Let's get the fuck out of here.

[08:25:08] Run!

[08:25:09] I'm all out of swirgon.

[08:25:14] If anybody's looking in here!

[08:25:18] Thank you for the air fucking air from me.

[08:25:48] Um, yeah, let me come back in a bit.

[08:26:18] Yes, ma'am.

[08:26:23] Fuck off. What?

[08:26:25] You think I'm stupid?

[08:26:40] Fuck!

[08:26:45] You're gonna come. You're coming. You're coming. You're coming.

[08:26:47] I swear, he threw something.

[08:26:59] I can't see!

[08:27:03] He's gonna come!

[08:27:13] Oh my god he popped me like right in the face.

[08:27:20] You see that shit?

[08:27:29] Uh oh, I'm good.

[08:27:39] This is the worst quicksie I've ever done.

[08:27:53] I should have never done it there.

[08:28:12] Is that my name? My name is not-

[08:28:16] My name is- my name. My aim is not the best.

[08:28:19] But you know what I do have?

[08:28:22] Art and soul and determination and gum-shom.

[08:28:39] I got, I got guts!

[08:28:50] Oh my god, I was like, where are those my footsteps?

[08:28:52] Whose footsteps are those?

[08:28:53] Where are those my footsteps?

[08:28:56] They were, they were my footsteps.

[08:29:02] I just don't want some fucking yogurt.

[08:29:05] I need to become a yogurt male.

[08:29:09] I almost saved my life.

[08:29:32] Okay, why is this game so scary?

[08:29:42] First I was afraid I was better by thinking I could never live without you by my side.

[08:30:01] Well, that wasn't made from Harlan Way's DNA.

[08:30:04] What?

[08:30:05] There's an email from Wade about the subject being in that induced coma.

[08:30:08] Amen, I-

[08:30:09] And that T-Security Code killed Bishop because somebody didn't want this getting out.

[08:30:13] They aren't just worried about some amnestically questionable bioengineering experiments.

[08:30:17] I think they're covering up some pretty nasty shit.

[08:30:20] Oh shit, they're covering up pretty nasty shit.

[08:30:22] We think it is.

[08:30:24] What's the nasty shit they're covering?

[08:30:31] Um, could you don't expose all their secrets, please?

[08:30:37] Oh my god, thank goodness gracious.

[08:30:46] I turned back on all the power.

[08:30:54] I'm gonna come back for me now.

[08:31:04] Come on, mate.

[08:31:11] Oh, yeah!

[08:31:16] Back up the elevator for me?

[08:31:24] Mate, what floor am I going to?

[08:31:28] First floor?

[08:31:29] Uh, I'm leaving?

[08:31:32] Ow.

[08:31:37] What do you mean, G4?

[08:31:49] The roof of the parking garage?

[08:31:53] Oh, Dick Squish!

[08:31:59] What the?!

[08:32:00] Excuse me!

[08:32:05] This bitch just drove away!

[08:32:15] Oh my god, I need more meds, kids. I need more meds.

[08:32:19] Guys, do you have any drugs? Anybody have any drugs for me, please?

[08:32:30] I'll take one drug, please.

[08:32:47] Oh my god, there's so many of them.

[08:33:00] I'm so glad I saw it.

[08:33:18] Holy shit.

[08:33:30] Oh

[08:33:35] Oh

[08:33:43] My name is so bad right on his bullhole

[08:34:00] Are you down?

[08:34:14] He's dead too

[08:34:22] I don't know if I got him. I think there's one more but I could be wrong

[08:34:30] Mamamama mamamama

[08:34:32] Wow look at all these bloody guts it was Nami

[08:34:35] That was Nami, that was Nami

[08:34:38] That was Nami bruh

[08:34:40] That was Nami

[08:34:47] That was my fucking me

[08:34:54] I have to say the music in this game is fucking incredible

[08:35:00] I like this. I like this!

[08:35:07] Oh my, there's really more on this.

[08:35:10] There's gonna be all of them waiting for me.

[08:35:30] I can't focus it.

[08:35:48] Coming.

[08:35:49] I

[08:36:12] Swear to my lot

[08:36:49] I think they're dead. I don't know.

[08:37:06] What was that? What the fuck was that? What was that? What was that?

[08:37:19] Why is that car on?

[08:37:29] Oh!

[08:37:34] Uh oh.

[08:37:43] the police they're dead

[08:37:50] I'm gonna fight something big aren't I?

[08:38:04] I'm gonna fight something big aren't I?

[08:38:07] I'm gonna fight something huge!

[08:38:09] Super huge, this is gonna be a big boy, and this is gonna be scary and he's gonna be my ass!

[08:38:35] I know you're out there!

[08:38:37] Oh fuck with me!

[08:38:47] Come on, I can barely see.

[08:38:54] Oh, I got him! I got both of them! What?!

[08:38:58] Wow!

[08:39:02] Ah!

[08:39:07] Oh, no, it's a big boy.

[08:39:32] There's like, almost metal on them.

[08:39:49] Oh

[08:40:10] It's with my gun

[08:40:19] I have nothing, I just have this! I'm so low!

[08:40:35] Oh, he's literally right there.

[08:40:40] Excuse me?

[08:40:49] Did I get him?

[08:40:51] I think I did.

[08:40:53] Yay!

[08:40:55] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead!

[08:40:59] We did it!

[08:41:15] Yeah, consider the following.

[08:41:17] I'm just gonna sit here and look all the way, I'm just gonna kill you.

[08:41:20] I'm gonna shot them.

[08:41:21] Right here.

[08:41:24] Right here, please.

[08:41:37] Did she meet the ladder yet? What the fuck is that?

[08:41:41] You want me to throw up?

[08:41:47] You want me to throw? Is that what you want? You want me to throw up?

[08:42:03] Sometimes there's secrets under the stairs, you know.

[08:42:08] Hey! AHHHH!

[08:42:09] It's good to see you in one piece.

[08:42:12] You guys can make out later to get that bird of the air.

[08:42:16] I don't trust anybody!

[08:42:31] Oh shit, desolation.

[08:42:38] I WAS going to kill them!

[08:42:41] Who they deserved it?

[08:42:46] I don't think Army can resist to pull with the assault rifle.

[08:42:49] They wanted what was left to be.

[08:42:51] I'm guessing it has something to do with R.

[08:42:53] Hey, what are you doing for any night?

[08:42:54] AHHHHHH!

[08:42:55] Maybe I should never ask!

[08:42:56] I should never ask!

[08:42:57] I'm sorry!

[08:42:58] I should never ask!

[08:42:59] I'm sorry!

[08:43:00] I'm sorry!

[08:43:01] I'm sorry!

[08:43:02] I'm sorry!

[08:43:03] I should never ask!

[08:43:09] I should never ask.

[08:43:12] I doomed us all.

[08:43:13] He looks okay, but the pilot's dead and gents banged up pretty bad. Oh shit

[08:43:18] I'll live

[08:43:19] But it'll be a while before I can ice skate

[08:43:21] What all right?

[08:43:24] Hey, you want to send him along these guys ain't fucking around

[08:43:35] I'll never ice it again. We're still a couple of clicks away from the ramble mile compound. So you're gonna have to get there on foot

[08:43:43] areas who expect trouble. They probably want to make sure there weren't any survivors.

[08:43:52] Eliminate enemy control.

[08:43:57] What? What did you say? Are you talking to me?

[08:44:01] Should be okay. Because you I'm worried about.

[08:44:03] Yeah, I'm fine. As long as I don't move.

[08:44:07] Why are you worried about me?

[08:44:08] Because I don't need a little mouth to mouth.

[08:44:10] Don't make me laugh.

[08:44:11] You think I'm joking?

[08:44:13] I feel sorry for you if you aren't.

[08:44:15] What?

[08:44:16] That's just cold.

[08:44:18] What? You do- Excuse me?

[08:44:21] Why don't you move along so I can do my thing?

[08:44:23] Are you gonna give her mouth a mouth?

[08:44:25] Don't worry, I'm just playing. I won't mess with your girlfriend. You go kill some bad guys.

[08:44:30] Okay, you better not, bro. We got a date on Friday.

[08:44:33] Don't fuck with me.

[08:44:35] I'm fucking taught her!

[08:44:42] I'm fucking taught her!

[08:44:47] God damn it, he's gonna kiss my girl!

[08:45:00] I'll give him mouth to mouth. I'm gonna have to sit down in a chair and watch.

[08:45:18] Better not be in that damn chair.

[08:45:20] I'm sorry, I can't get back to them.

[08:45:22] Look, it's nothing.

[08:45:50] I used my stinks bro.

[08:46:20] I hate that guy, he's an asshole, he was mean to me.

[08:46:49] And that's how you do it.

[08:47:14] That's how you do it.

[08:47:15] That's how you do it in the big city.

[08:47:18] That's how you do it in the big city.

[08:47:42] I have a feeling something terrible is going to happen to me.

[08:47:47] I'm in the big city.

[08:47:52] They call it a big apple.

[08:47:57] Why would you call it a big apple?

[08:48:02] Why would you call it a big apple?

[08:48:07] Why would you call it a big apple?

[08:48:12] I will punch the apple, I will crunch it.

[08:48:21] My chair, oh brother!

[08:48:28] That's not what I want.

[08:48:38] AHHHHHH!

[08:48:45] Flashlight!

[08:48:47] Check it out!

[08:48:48] Help me!

[08:48:59] This asshole's right there, bro.

[08:49:08] You are so bad!

[08:49:12] No fucking way!

[08:49:14] No fucking way!

[08:49:22] Oh, that's the thing, right?

[08:49:32] Oh my god.

[08:49:34] Excuse me.

[08:49:38] Excuse me, sir. Excuse me.

[08:49:46] Chicken.

[08:49:58] Uninhabitable?

[08:50:02] Oh my god, I have to jump, don't I?

[08:50:10] Hey.

[08:50:11] I don't think I can.

[08:50:16] There's no way I can.

[08:50:22] I can't jump back.

[08:50:28] AHH!

[08:50:32] Oh my god, I didn't fucking see him, bro.

[08:50:44] Fuck this asshole!

[08:50:46] Squad, get in.

[08:50:52] There you go.

[08:50:55] Don't need shit.

[08:50:58] I'm here.

[08:51:02] It was me on and on.

[08:51:27] Ask rifle, what is this?

[08:51:36] I don't know if I want this.

[08:51:53] Dead.

[08:51:57] It's the whole sergedon throw grenade.

[08:52:07] Oh, it's true.

[08:52:12] Wow, chat, you're true and real.

[08:52:19] true and real true and real you're true and real

[08:52:36] hockey oh my goodness thanks for the raid though I hope you had a good stream

[08:52:43] thanks for the raid hello everybody we're playing fear I

[08:52:54] I can't. I'm afraid to jump down there because I don't know how many. I hold on.

[08:53:18] I'll just go this way.

[08:53:48] Oh god, the city.

[08:53:58] I don't know if I can get him.

[08:54:05] I don't know if I can get him.

[08:54:12] I don't know if I can get him.

[08:54:22] No response, cause he's dead.

[08:54:25] I killed him!

[08:54:29] I killed him! I killed your boy!

[08:54:31] I killed your boy and I'm gonna kill you too!

[08:54:52] I killed your board I killed you too I killed everybody

[08:55:02] I

[08:55:16] Have to throw away this one

[08:55:21] There's just nothing in it

[08:55:32] There's just nothing in it?

[08:55:39] Come on.

[08:55:42] Hello?

[08:55:45] What the fuck?

[08:55:48] You have a monster up there?

[08:55:52] What's happening?

[08:55:54] Um, is there a monster up there, sir?

[08:55:58] I

[08:56:28] Oh my god.

[08:56:35] I can't find stuff!

[08:57:02] Oh my god, that thing is so-

[08:57:09] Help!

[08:57:26] Another four grenades help!

[08:57:32] Uh...

[08:57:33] You're right there.

[08:57:39] We're begging.

[08:57:44] We're begging.

[08:57:48] We're begging.

[08:57:53] We're begging.

[08:57:58] Ripping!

[08:57:59] Oh man.

[08:58:00] That does nothing!

[08:58:01] Six for remote mines?

[08:58:02] Oh.

[08:58:03] Oh.

[08:58:04] Oh.

[08:58:05] Oh.

[08:58:06] Oh.

[08:58:07] Oh.

[08:58:08] Oh.

[08:58:09] Oh.

[08:58:10] Oh.

[08:58:11] Oh.

[08:58:12] Oh.

[08:58:13] Six for remote mines?

[08:58:20] Oh.

[08:58:23] Okay.

[08:58:25] Okay, here we go again.

[08:58:30] Holy shit.

[08:59:03] I don't see it.

[08:59:21] I put two on him.

[08:59:28] He's breaking! He's breaking!

[08:59:33] He's breaking!

[08:59:40] Uh-oh.

[08:59:49] Uh-oh.

[09:00:13] NICE!

[09:00:14] You fucking freak! I hate you!

[09:00:24] Oh my god that was terrifying. Jesus Christ!

[09:00:35] We're good again! That was not nice!

[09:00:40] Did you hear me?

[09:00:47] Came up from here?

[09:00:51] Where do I go now?

[09:00:57] Next area is gonna have to hold on and shut the fuck up.

[09:01:01] I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

[09:01:05] Watch it be true.

[09:01:25] Jesus Christ.

[09:01:32] I'm outta here, bro.

[09:01:35] Oh fuck with me fellas.

[09:01:39] Holy shit.

[09:01:45] Yes!

[09:01:51] Firelight!

[09:01:52] It's over here!

[09:02:02] Oh my god, my hand.

[09:02:05] I saw them, they're in that window.

[09:02:34] oh my god stop

[09:02:59] I can't!

[09:03:06] Oh my god, I turned him into a skeleton!

[09:03:21] Well, you know, I'm sorry I had to turn you guys into skeletons, but they were just too

[09:03:45] I don't mean.

[09:03:52] Can I jump this?

[09:03:59] Oh, thank goodness.

[09:04:05] Oh, they're all dead, so it doesn't matter.

[09:04:12] Hello?

[09:04:15] Another helicopter!

[09:04:22] Oh my god, ain't no way!

[09:04:31] You asshole!

[09:04:33] Fuck you!

[09:05:01] I think they made a muskel at home.

[09:05:11] Oh my god they're on the roof!

[09:05:23] I think they killed them both, but I'm not sure.

[09:05:52] Usually, sir.

[09:05:59] Oh my god, I thought that was a guy! It's just the top of the building!

[09:06:03] I

[09:06:21] Look

[09:06:33] Whatcha doing?

[09:06:34] A bed?

[09:06:35] What's wrong with you?

[09:06:36] You're another one?

[09:06:46] Why are they acting like they're still alive?

[09:06:48] They're not alive.

[09:06:49] They're fucking dead.

[09:06:53] Repeating cannon?

[09:07:03] I think they're there.

[09:07:30] HAHAHAHA

[09:07:33] OOOOOOOOH

[09:07:41] Quad check in

[09:07:49] Okay, so obviously I have to go this way. Damn, this gun must be heavy

[09:08:00] Oh my god, something terrible is gonna happen to you.

[09:08:28] Get out!

[09:08:29] Niiiight!

[09:08:31] Last hole.

[09:08:33] Fuck you.

[09:08:35] What a jerk.

[09:08:37] It's not very nice.

[09:08:39] If you get a guest, you need to be nice and cordial and welcome me.

[09:08:45] I just flew in for a lot of time.

[09:08:53] Oh shit.

[09:08:55] Is it time for me to go crazy again?

[09:08:57] Am I gonna go loka?

[09:09:01] Undemmed.

[09:09:02] Oh, I did that, didn't I?

[09:09:07] Whoopsies.

[09:09:08] Oh, I'm sorry.

[09:09:09] What about that?

[09:09:10] Oh, a bathroom?

[09:09:11] Wow, shit.

[09:09:12] Oh, shit.

[09:09:13] Oh, shit.

[09:09:14] Oh, shit.

[09:09:15] Oh, shit.

[09:09:16] Oh, shit.

[09:09:17] Oh, shit.

[09:09:18] Oh, shit.

[09:09:19] Oh, shit.

[09:09:20] Oh, shit.

[09:09:21] Oh a bathroom? Wow, a shower? Well it's not showers, it's a bathtub.

[09:09:31] A bathroom?

[09:09:36] Handcans?

[09:09:38] Oh my god, they're gold!

[09:10:02] The second Black Hawk helicopter has crashed with this one full of it.

[09:10:06] Earlier a Black Hawk was apparently shot down by helicopter belonging to the unidentified terrorist group.

[09:10:12] Oh for me?

[09:10:13] This evening around 4.30pm.

[09:10:15] The cause of the second crash is one of the two.

[09:10:17] Who would run towards that fucking fools?

[09:10:23] Wow, the news report.

[09:10:25] Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna have to go down that hole, but let me see if I can get

[09:10:55] Let me go around this way.

[09:11:03] It was Agatha all alone!

[09:11:13] The skeleton, yeah bro, he was back over.

[09:11:20] Oh shit.

[09:11:22] Oh scary!

[09:11:23] Scary in here.

[09:11:25] Oh, I'm stuck on something.

[09:11:27] I'm coming!

[09:11:33] Thank you.

[09:11:46] Scary.

[09:11:50] Will it locate Ramon, Meyer, Industrial Compound?

[09:11:55] Uh, what the fuck, hello?

[09:12:02] Who is that?

[09:12:07] Is that my wife?

[09:12:09] Give her back to me!

[09:12:11] Wait, who is that again?

[09:12:13] Oh, is that the girl?

[09:12:14] I'm so dumb.

[09:12:15] I was like, is that my wife?

[09:12:16] No, that's the girl.

[09:12:17] That's the girl that was like, whatever, I'm leaving.

[09:12:21] Oh no, my flashlight.

[09:12:26] In no work.

[09:12:27] Not in this- not in here.

[09:12:31] That means I'm having a hallucination and I'm going to die.

[09:12:39] What the fuck just happened?

[09:12:47] What was that?

[09:12:48] She told me so many things.

[09:12:53] Where the fuck is he?

[09:12:54] Hey, where'd you go?

[09:12:59] Where is he?

[09:13:07] Oh my god, this startled me.

[09:13:14] Ahhhh!

[09:13:15] God damn it.

[09:13:16] Oh my God, my fucking eyeballs.

[09:13:18] Hey, what's happening over there?

[09:13:21] Hello?

[09:13:22] What the?

[09:13:23] Dear God, I'm a very sick man.

[09:13:25] I'm a very sick man, I have a lot of things going on in my brain.

[09:13:39] Who is that?

[09:13:41] A child?

[09:13:43] What the fuck was that?

[09:13:53] What the fuck those creatures coming after me?

[09:14:04] Most terrifying creature wall.

[09:14:11] Children.

[09:14:12] I like to jump out the window.

[09:14:19] I feel like I have to.

[09:14:28] I knew it.

[09:14:29] I knew what I had to do.

[09:14:33] Enough with the house monsters already, Jesus Christ!

[09:14:43] I'm picking up major enemy movement on the satellite.

[09:14:49] Throw over that area and watch your back.

[09:14:53] What?

[09:15:23] Who talked to me, television?

[09:15:27] I don't watch TV anymore.

[09:15:29] How do you watch streams?

[09:15:39] Oh my god, a child.

[09:15:53] Hi.

[09:15:54] Hey, they're driving away!

[09:16:00] Oh, not really, they're driving this way.

[09:16:07] Oops.

[09:16:08] They're not really, they're driving this way.

[09:16:10] Oops.

[09:16:27] Dead.

[09:16:30] I thought they were driving away.

[09:16:32] They were driving towards me.

[09:16:34] Or jerk.

[09:16:36] What are they, what were they planning on doing, trying to kill me?

[09:16:40] You'll never kill me, asshole.

[09:16:42] You're gonna fucking kill me.

[09:16:45] Now you're fucking Skeleton, how does that feel?

[09:16:53] Yeah, I bet you didn't think you'd end up a Skeleton today.

[09:17:00] You clocked in for work and you were like, what the fuck?

[09:17:07] I was one day away from vacation.

[09:17:20] Head up.

[09:17:27] Just about to retire.

[09:17:30] I hear a wind chime.

[09:17:40] I hear a wind chime, but like, you know that ambient noise that's like, it's like, it's

[09:17:48] a noise you recognize because somehow your aunt, your aunt used to talk about crystals

[09:17:56] and shitting your aunt.

[09:17:57] It's like, yeah, I go to meditation two times a week.

[09:18:14] Um...

[09:18:16] Hi?

[09:18:27] This guy is like moving sideways, what the fuck?

[09:18:51] Oh, shit.

[09:19:11] Well, I think everybody's dead now, so...

[09:19:21] I can't fucking see, bro.

[09:19:32] Oh my god, he's a rocket launcher!

[09:19:34] a fucking walking launcher?

[09:20:02] Oh my god, you asshole!

[09:20:09] It doesn't disintegrate him though!

[09:20:12] He's too strong!

[09:20:15] He doesn't get disintegrated.

[09:20:18] Shit, that sucks.

[09:20:20] Oh my god.

[09:20:33] Who stinks?

[09:20:36] Did I get him?

[09:20:39] I think I did.

[09:20:44] ahhh!

[09:20:46] maybe i should use the cannon one.

[09:20:51] shit.

[09:20:52] oh my god this stinks.

[09:20:58] alright, i'll let that guy.

[09:21:07] Hmm

[09:21:12] Hey, look at that guy

[09:21:37] Mm hmm.

[09:21:42] Hmm, huh?

[09:21:47] Mm hmm.

[09:21:52] Hmm hmm.

[09:21:57] Hmm hmm.

[09:22:02] Oh my god Jesus Christ this freak

[09:22:32] Oh that door could have opened I could have gone that way I'm dumb

[09:22:40] Um...

[09:22:44] Da da da da daa!

[09:22:58] Okay?

[09:23:00] Oh armor! Yeah, that'll go by in like 5 seconds because I'm a fucking idiot.

[09:23:08] Shit.

[09:23:10] What should I get rid of?

[09:23:17] I only have eight.

[09:23:20] And I only have...

[09:23:23] ...or two.

[09:23:40] 15 shots?

[09:23:47] 15 shots!

[09:23:56] Where the fuck do I go now?

[09:24:06] Oh, over here.

[09:24:10] No? What?

[09:24:15] Uh, here?

[09:24:16] Oh.

[09:24:18] Oh, over the fence?

[09:24:21] Oh, you're so smart.

[09:24:32] Hello.

[09:24:33] Hey, uh, how about you don't run me over?

[09:25:33] Oh

[09:25:42] She

[09:26:03] Oh my god.

[09:26:15] Oh, I got him.

[09:26:16] I got him now, holy shit.

[09:26:22] Sorry guys.

[09:26:27] Sorry I made a mess.

[09:26:33] I got 0-0 with this one, almost 1 while it lasted.

[09:26:53] I'll find it again, I'll pick it up.

[09:26:55] Oop.

[09:26:56] This is a monster!

[09:26:58] Monster!

[09:27:18] I'm bad.

[09:27:19] Sorry about that.

[09:27:23] Now they're all dead.

[09:27:28] Oh god, I'm going into the alleyway rooms.

[09:27:35] Uh-oh.

[09:27:40] Scary.

[09:27:45] I have six left.

[09:27:51] I have to ditch this damn gun.

[09:28:09] I wasted a bullet.

[09:28:11] Hey, jump in there.

[09:28:16] Oh, I suck balls.

[09:28:20] Oh, but there's no fall damage.

[09:28:34] I'm in.

[09:28:44] I'm in.

[09:28:54] Link it for a Gwimbo.

[09:29:01] Come on.

[09:29:08] I think they went too far oh my god henna was driving

[09:29:36] And he was driving.

[09:30:06] Hey, if you're fighting, that's me.

[09:30:08] That's me.

[09:30:15] Oh god.

[09:30:17] Help.

[09:30:19] I'm so scared.

[09:30:21] I'm gonna piss myself.

[09:30:23] Oh, they're gonna be crawling through freaking sword systems, and I had to go to Gakka Water

[09:30:37] earlier, and now I'm in here, and I probably stink.

[09:30:41] Who knows how much, how bad I stink.

[09:30:44] I need a shower, bad.

[09:30:46] If you make the sequel, where this guy goes to get a shower.

[09:31:16] I think I got him.

[09:31:19] Kind of.

[09:31:24] I think I got him.

[09:31:28] I don't know about you, but I think I got him.

[09:31:39] One more.

[09:31:41] I gotta switch out my cooking gloves because I don't have any more.

[09:31:44] Ammo.

[09:32:02] Okay.

[09:32:06] Whoa! Shit!

[09:32:09] I'm sorry, guys.

[09:32:14] Yeah, that was me, sorry.

[09:32:21] Play this way.

[09:32:30] I

[09:32:38] Play this way

[09:32:51] Another

[09:32:53] There's no way.

[09:33:00] Hey, what the fuck?

[09:33:15] I

[09:33:45] Oh my god he missed me! Oh my god I for sure thought that he got me. Holy shit.

[09:33:53] As I miss me. Ha ha. He forked and missed me.

[09:34:02] wait wait this way and this way

[09:34:20] all your stuff here

[09:34:32] Alright, go on up now.

[09:34:40] Time for more drugs.

[09:34:42] I love drugs!

[09:34:54] Never fucking mind.

[09:35:02] I don't know what that is.

[09:35:09] Uh.

[09:35:14] I don't know what that is.

[09:35:21] Uh.

[09:35:28] Oh, in the pool.

[09:35:53] I'm on the roof!

[09:36:03] Oh my god.

[09:36:13] Oh my god that was just me, it was just me, it was just me, don't be scared, it was

[09:36:42] me? I jumped near myself.

[09:37:12] I did

[09:37:32] I feel like there was one more brown one. I think it was wrong.

[09:37:35] I guess it was wrong.

[09:37:42] He's gone. I saw more too, right?

[09:37:48] I'm more up there. Somewhere that's green!

[09:37:53] He's gonna jump scare me, I already know.

[09:37:56] Oh, there he is.

[09:38:04] There's another one.

[09:38:06] What is he up here?

[09:38:13] He's up there.

[09:38:22] What are you doing?

[09:38:51] Ah!

[09:38:56] I'm gonna come back out, hello?

[09:39:02] Where is he?

[09:39:07] Where'd he go? He disappeared!

[09:39:11] I hope.

[09:39:21] Crouching?

[09:39:24] Well, I didn't see him.

[09:39:27] I'm just so fucking tall, you know what I mean?

[09:39:39] I'm just so fucking tall.

[09:39:51] I don't have any more of these, so we'll switch.

[09:40:07] We'll switch.

[09:40:08] Fuck that guy.

[09:40:09] Take that big guy, man.

[09:40:10] Fuck him.

[09:40:11] Aw, man!

[09:40:12] Aw, man!

[09:40:13] There's a snooker in there!

[09:40:14] for him

[09:40:44] I

[09:40:58] Hello

[09:41:14] What?

[09:41:18] I fuck.

[09:41:23] You idiot.

[09:41:27] Oh, he killed himself.

[09:41:28] Good job.

[09:41:29] Or killing yourself.

[09:41:31] Oh.

[09:41:32] Well good job sir, you killed yourself.

[09:41:45] You killed himself, pretty stupid.

[09:41:55] The stupid is me.

[09:42:05] Oh, yeah!

[09:42:15] Woohoo!

[09:42:20] Oh god, oh god, oh god my frames, oh god, oh god

[09:42:43] Man down

[09:43:20] No!

[09:43:26] Err...

[09:43:29] Sorry.

[09:43:32] Die!

[09:43:40] He's really making me feel a powerful gun.

[09:43:45] No, not still.

[09:43:50] Oh, who is she?

[09:43:55] Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?

[09:43:58] WHO IS SHE?

[09:44:02] WHO IS SHE?

[09:44:10] You mean that?

[09:44:13] I've got to check my- Oh, no.

[09:44:20] of

[09:44:27] death

[09:44:31] of

[09:44:35] death

[09:44:37] of

[09:44:40] death

[09:44:42] of

[09:44:47] Oh no, is he like super strong?

[09:45:04] Oh, okay.

[09:45:05] I got him now.

[09:45:06] What the fuck?

[09:45:07] Not super strong.

[09:45:08] I just have terrible aim.

[09:45:09] Ah!

[09:45:10] Not super strong, I just have terrible aim.

[09:45:27] That's very convenient that they all are carrying very, very, uh, very strong guns, thanks.

[09:45:37] That means a lot to me, I appreciate it.

[09:45:40] Where is this?

[09:45:47] Where do I go now?

[09:45:58] Where do I go now?

[09:46:05] This thing up here?

[09:46:14] Mola, what time is it?

[09:46:24] I have to pee so bad, I've been holding in my pee.

[09:46:30] I have to pee.

[09:46:34] What if they shoot at me and I pee myself?

[09:46:37] Cause I'm so scared.

[09:46:40] ADC patrol cars are approaching from the west.

[09:46:43] I got a feeling this situation is about to blow up.

[09:46:47] Situations about to blow up? You feel me?

[09:46:54] So the end of the mission- Wait, is the mission almost done?

[09:47:03] What if I hold it in until the end of the mission?

[09:47:08] The ultimate endurance test.

[09:47:20] the bladder test certified by the American P Association.

[09:47:27] I'm an adult woman, I swear.

[09:47:29] I'm an adult.

[09:47:35] I am, I like this.

[09:47:39] I am an adult, I'm an adult, I'm a grown ass woman.

[09:47:44] That's how you damage your bladder.

[09:47:50] When I was a kid, and I would get mad because I didn't want to pee in school, because I

[09:48:00] was pee shy and I really needed to pee, I would punch myself in the bladder.

[09:48:04] Hey, where am I, P.O.V.R.E.K.?

[09:48:34] you

[09:49:04] you

[09:49:34] you

[09:50:04] you

[09:50:34] you

[09:51:04] you

[09:51:34] Oh my god, I did it just in time.

[09:51:41] I need all shit, then there was no music, sorry.

[09:51:46] Oh my god, I'm fucking starving.

[09:51:51] I didn't have my yogurt.

[09:51:54] Fucking yogurt, man, my fucking yogurt, bro, my fucking yogurt!

[09:51:59] I need fucking... I need fucking yogurt affirmation... affirmation.

[09:52:11] Go get the yogurt. Come on. Oh, it's too late.

[09:52:15] Later, I already sat down. No, I already sat down.

[09:52:19] That's fine.

[09:52:22] We kissed while you were gone. What the fuck?

[09:52:26] Ain't no chat of mine gonna be kissing each other.

[09:52:29] I'm just kidding.

[09:52:36] Not in this house.

[09:52:42] Huh!

[09:52:48] Huh!

[09:52:49] I don't know if my freaking TTS is gonna fucking work.

[09:53:14] I'm so sorry.

[09:53:15] For those of you that have been like sending messages, I don't know why my fucking TTS doesn't want to work today.

[09:53:21] He's acting a fool.

[09:53:23] Hey, Mousy, the name's Donnie. I'm a dinosaur reaper who's been a supporter since the first cyclathon.

[09:53:27] You've inspired me to step into philanthropy. I hope to support you further through the Immune Deficiency Foundation.

[09:53:34] I know Ironic right.

[09:53:37] I'm gonna give you a hug. Thank you.

[09:53:39] You went on strike, bro.

[09:53:41] So I'm ready to work! Wait!

[09:53:45] Come on, I jump scared myself.

[09:53:52] Jump scared myself.

[09:53:59] Why is he coming?

[09:54:10] Where is he?

[09:54:17] There he is.

[09:54:26] There he is.

[09:54:36] Who's fault could he look?

[09:54:46] Could he die?

[09:54:53] Maybe I did get him.

[09:55:03] Maybe I did get him.

[09:55:13] I can't get you.

[09:55:25] Where is he?

[09:55:43] Did I get him too? There's no way.

[09:55:54] There's no way he has to still be up there.

[09:56:00] Ain't no fuckin' way, Brett.

[09:56:07] I

[09:56:37] Oh my god.

[09:56:44] Oh my god.

[09:56:52] You asshole.

[09:56:53] Fuck you.

[09:56:54] I'm gonna hate these guys.

[09:56:55] Did I get them though?

[09:56:56] I don't even know.

[09:56:57] I feel like I did now.

[09:56:58] Did I get them though? I don't even know.

[09:57:03] I feel like I did now.

[09:57:06] They go really fast and are like...

[09:57:16] These pass holes bro, I hate them.

[09:57:19] Oh my god, I really need more, huh?

[09:57:36] Oh, maybe not.

[09:57:45] not thankfully okay but something's gonna happen because you're checkpointing

[09:58:15] Holy shit.

[09:58:22] I'll have missile.

[09:58:33] Oh wait.

[09:58:37] I don't.

[09:58:44] No, I'm here.

[09:59:14] Help!

[09:59:21] It's gonna explode already, you asshole!

[09:59:30] Oh, thank goodness.

[09:59:32] Jesus Christ.

[09:59:35] Reek!

[09:59:36] Oh my god.

[09:59:44] Don't fuck with me.

[09:59:52] Hello?

[09:59:54] I'm tired of everybody trying to murder me.

[09:59:59] Can you please stop?

[10:00:00] It's not very nice.

[10:00:02] I don't want to shoot me and kill me.

[10:00:29] Oh, that's nasty.

[10:00:31] Why would they do that?

[10:00:32] Why would they do that?

[10:00:37] It almost sounds like somebody's running towards you.

[10:00:39] You hear that shit?

[10:00:43] That's nasty.

[10:00:44] Don't do that.

[10:00:53] The police.

[10:00:54] They're all gone.

[10:00:55] They're dead.

[10:00:56] Sonic, do you see so much for the gifted subs?

[10:00:58] the police is dead

[10:01:28] Come on.

[10:01:38] Come on, explode already, fuck!

[10:01:48] Oh my god, I don't have any more.

[10:02:06] Oh

[10:02:16] Okay

[10:02:19] You

[10:02:23] God Damn it, I hate those things. I like it

[10:02:30] Console

[10:02:32] Another cop on the floor, another cop on the floor, another cop on the floor, who's gonna

[10:02:44] deal?

[10:02:45] Don't lie, I love those things, what the fuck?

[10:02:52] The fucking...

[10:03:00] Emerald?

[10:03:02] Get in our asses, kicked!

[10:03:07] I don't know if I was supposed to kill these guys or not, but I'm sure they'll kill me.

[10:03:33] I don't know if I was supposed to kill these guys or not, but I'm just letting you know.

[10:03:41] I did.

[10:03:51] I killed these guys and I don't know if I was supposed to or not.

[10:03:56] But I probably-

[10:03:57] Someone's over here!

[10:04:03] I promise you, if I wasn't supposed to, it was an accident, but if I was supposed to,

[10:04:13] it was...

[10:04:14] Wait, if I wasn't supposed to, it was an accident, but if I...

[10:04:19] If I...

[10:04:20] Never mind.

[10:04:21] Never mind.

[10:04:22] I hope you have a great day full of wonderful vibes and all the love and support.

[10:04:45] you

[10:04:50] what oh what the fuck what

[10:05:07] he's awake

[10:05:08] I had the rocket launcher in my hand, would the rocket launcher have spawned in here?

[10:05:17] Or no?

[10:05:18] Maybe I shouldn't have let it go.

[10:05:21] Let it go!

[10:05:22] Let it go!

[10:05:23] Oh, let it go!

[10:05:27] Eh.

[10:05:39] Run away and slam the door.

[10:05:45] Fucking.

[10:05:49] What the fuck? What's with the stuck bird sound?

[10:05:54] Why bird?

[10:06:00] Why fucking bird, huh?

[10:06:09] Why fucking bird?

[10:06:11] It knows your fear that I hate birds, birds in space.

[10:06:14] You know, I'm not as afraid of space as I used to be.

[10:06:17] Like, um, it still makes me uneasy, but I'm not like,

[10:06:20] I don't like...

[10:06:29] Hell, I hate this. I like this.

[10:06:32] Baby bear?

[10:06:35] This is baby bear. Eat my balls.

[10:06:45] What the fuck? What the fuck is this?

[10:06:50] Okay, look in a little later.

[10:06:59] Something over here.

[10:07:01] I knew it!

[10:07:12] Oh my god, did it die again?

[10:07:14] What the...Hello?

[10:07:21] Ewww!

[10:07:36] What the fuck?

[10:07:43] I have to go down here?

[10:07:48] What the fuck?

[10:07:50] I don't like this.

[10:07:52] Ew!

[10:08:08] Who's talking to me?

[10:08:10] Uh oh, I hear a baby.

[10:08:13] AHHHHHHHHH

[10:08:18] Oh!

[10:08:28] Oh my God!

[10:08:30] Oh!

[10:08:31] Stop! Give me a loan, guys!

[10:08:36] Stop it!

[10:08:43] What the fuck?

[10:08:53] What the heck was that?

[10:09:05] Interval 9 in Perzone.

[10:09:10] Child.

[10:09:13] One child.

[10:09:25] Oh.

[10:09:29] Oh no!

[10:09:35] I thought I could get it, I was wrong.

[10:10:01] Oh

[10:10:31] What the fuck?

[10:10:38] Oh my god.

[10:10:53] Oh my god.

[10:11:08] A book is out of me!

[10:11:11] Stop that! Stop it, I hate it!

[10:11:15] Oh my god, it's a good thing you didn't shoot the barrel, you asshole.

[10:11:20] Thanks for not exploding me.

[10:11:23] I also thanks to myself for not destroying me.

[10:11:27] I'm feeling a good way.

[10:11:35] Oh, a copieron!

[10:11:53] Oh, shit.

[10:12:18] What the fuck was that noise?

[10:12:47] Oh, what is that? What is that?

[10:12:49] Something's rolling around.

[10:13:00] Does he have to go down?

[10:13:11] No! It's a creature!

[10:13:13] It's a creature or it's a machine designed to kill me because for some reason everybody wants to fucking kill me

[10:13:22] I'm a sick of it

[10:13:28] Sick of him. I'm sick of it. I've lived my life

[10:13:43] It'll be over soon, Chief.

[10:14:05] He's here!

[10:14:12] Where's the other one?

[10:14:21] No, you're not okay.

[10:14:32] Boys?

[10:14:34] You alright?

[10:14:36] Everybody okay?

[10:14:38] No, you're not okay.

[10:14:40] I really pissed off the boys.

[10:14:42] Yeah, I have that effect on people.

[10:14:44] Wait!

[10:14:46] Got it.

[10:14:48] I know.

[10:14:50] I'm gonna kill you.

[10:14:52] I'm gonna kill you.

[10:14:54] I'm gonna kill you.

[10:14:56] I'm gonna kill you.

[10:14:58] I'm gonna kill you.

[10:15:00] Got it!

[10:15:01] I know.

[10:15:02] You got shit, bitch.

[10:15:03] Move!

[10:15:08] You don't got shit!

[10:15:10] Maybe you got it!

[10:15:17] Alright!

[10:15:24] One for Zula.

[10:15:27] Alright.

[10:15:28] Perfect. Just need you to step back a little bit so I can kill you. Can I kill him? Can

[10:15:46] Can I fucking kill him?

[10:15:49] Oh god damn it!

[10:15:52] Sadness...

[10:15:53] I've nothing to say about him, and I've not decided what he's trying to do. I need more to claim.

[10:15:59] Fuck you guys!

[10:16:01] I'm going!

[10:16:09] Are you okay?

[10:16:10] No, he's dead bro.

[10:16:12] Need reinforcements!

[10:16:16] Your friend is dead!

[10:16:18] This way!

[10:16:32] What?

[10:16:34] Are they stupid?

[10:16:36] They're so dumb.

[10:16:46] Oh shit.

[10:16:53] Where'd he go?

[10:17:00] Where's the other guy?

[10:17:09] No, you're not gonna get any they're not coming for you

[10:17:39] Come on! It's just not dying!

[10:17:42] Yeah, but they didn't expect me to be the one guy.

[10:17:50] He's over here!

[10:18:00] Hup! Hup!

[10:18:01] ahhhhhh

[10:18:12] ahhhhhh

[10:18:17] live birth

[10:18:31] Eww! That's disgusting!

[10:18:37] They put in a co-bon made her give birth to genetically enhanced babies?

[10:18:43] That's horrible! What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[10:18:47] Now I'm glad I'm killing all of them! Vaporize everybody!

[10:18:51] Vaporize the whole world, I tell ya! Vaporize the whole world!

[10:19:01] I'll be right back.

[10:19:11] I'll be right back.

[10:19:21] Oh, cupiddle.

[10:19:27] Vaporize everybody's balls.

[10:19:42] This blue fucker's gone already.

[10:19:45] I'm gonna go get ahold.

[10:19:54] Hello?

[10:19:56] This fuck is no time for that. Oh, is it that guy?

[10:20:08] I don't think...

[10:20:12] Oh, no, another checkpoint.

[10:20:15] It wasn't for that fucking window!

[10:20:36] fuck!

[10:20:48] fuck you!

[10:20:56] a boba?

[10:20:58] a boba?

[10:21:00] blah blah

[10:21:06] Uhhhh...

[10:21:07] Hahaha!

[10:21:11] Uh, oops!

[10:21:26] Oops.

[10:21:29] Alright, bro.

[10:21:30] There's a long hallway there, and this way is another hallway, oh, oh nice, there's stuff

[10:21:48] Stop here, and I'll go down the long hallway.

[10:21:54] Save my pro grace.

[10:22:03] Aw shit.

[10:22:18] You're saying one this way too.

[10:22:25] It's gonna blow up!

[10:22:34] What?

[10:22:35] The fuck?

[10:22:36] No!

[10:22:42] What?

[10:22:42] The fuck?

[10:22:49] Are you fucking...

[10:22:50] ...stupid?

[10:23:36] I'm glad I came in here.

[10:23:41] Oh!

[10:23:47] Nice.

[10:23:55] AHHHHHH!

[10:24:06] Oh, brother.

[10:24:18] This stinks!

[10:24:27] How much equipment, so expensive, and here we are just blowing everything up!

[10:24:40] I need help!

[10:24:47] You think he really needed help?

[10:24:56] You guys, maybe there was three?

[10:25:05] I don't remember.

[10:25:07] I will help him die.

[10:25:20] Flashlight! It was over there. Alright.

[10:25:37] Flashlight!

[10:25:39] Oh you son of a bitch, I fucking hate you!

[10:25:41] This way!

[10:25:42] I can hate that guy, bro.

[10:26:12] No reinforcements are coming. They're all dead. Thanks to me.

[10:26:20] He didn't have to shoot his balls. He's not going to miss them.

[10:26:24] Come on.

[10:26:26] He doesn't need them. He doesn't need his balls.

[10:26:30] Now where's he going?

[10:26:34] Bro, I shot that guy's skeleton out.

[10:26:42] You okay? Hands up! You okay?

[10:26:54] He's here!

[10:26:57] Great.

[10:27:05] Babe?

[10:27:07] You okay? No.

[10:27:09] No, he's...

[10:27:11] Oh shit, there's just me...

[10:27:13] AAH!

[10:27:18] I'm making music!

[10:27:21] Music! Everything is music!

[10:27:29] Oh shit.

[10:27:33] Fuck!

[10:27:39] Now he's a depressed cat?

[10:27:49] Oh shit, it's almost time for my drugs.

[10:27:53] Hmm, not sure.

[10:28:04] Bushley!

[10:28:09] Yeah

[10:28:20] What's life

[10:28:30] He's over

[10:28:39] Oh, oh, one more left.

[10:28:49] Goddammit!

[10:28:55] Fuck me.

[10:29:00] Pick up the assault rifle, I guess.

[10:29:19] Uh oh.

[10:29:21] They locked me in.

[10:29:24] I'm not locked in here with you. You guys are locked in here with me.

[10:29:30] I figured out what a secret is a deep end is.

[10:29:32] There was an incident where they lost control,

[10:29:34] and suddenly he just suddenly started breaking out.

[10:29:36] It was only about 10 years old at the time,

[10:29:38] but I guess he-

[10:29:39] And you're lowed!

[10:29:40] In the investigation, they discovered that

[10:29:42] they're gonna telepathically between Settle and Allnice,

[10:29:44] even though she was in a coma.

[10:29:46] They concluded that she was implanting.

[10:29:48] They must have been wanting to pull the plug out originally.

[10:29:52] They pulled the plug on the program?

[10:29:56] Well, shit.

[10:30:00] Good.

[10:30:16] Good.

[10:30:21] Oh, good chat.

[10:30:22] It's time, it's time for me to take my meds.

[10:30:26] I'm not, I'm, I'm...

[10:30:28] I'm finishing this game today. I don't give a fuck.

[10:30:43] Car laws on the edge! It's not gonna take me 20 hours! What the fuck bro? What do you mean?

[10:30:49] I'm on chapter 9! There's 11 chapter tours!

[10:30:58] I had a wish I couldn't ever put through

[10:31:05] Wait for a shower!

[10:31:10] Does that sign say safety is your last priority?

[10:31:13] Wait, oh shit, it's quantity, quality, safety in that order.

[10:31:20] What the fuck? This place stinks!

[10:31:23] This fucking stinks, bro.

[10:31:29] Fucking asshole.

[10:31:44] What's happening?

[10:31:46] Not 24 hours.

[10:31:47] I don't know what you're saying.

[10:31:53] Do you hear yourself, do you hear yourself, do you hear yourself, do you hear yourself,

[10:32:00] do you hear yourself?

[10:32:04] Oh my god.

[10:32:07] Oh you put that horn in your ear.

[10:32:14] They best get out of your ear.

[10:32:19] They does shit on your fucking hair.

[10:32:24] Men, am I right, ladies?

[10:32:31] Ladies, am I right, men?

[10:32:49] Wow! Yeah!

[10:32:59] We're just men.

[10:33:03] Just normal men.

[10:33:19] Oh my God, this freaking ringing bell.

[10:33:26] It's not good for my tinnitus.

[10:34:05] Why is that? Why so much rain? Is it because of the potozdo?

[10:34:15] Is it because of the potozdo? Does this guy have potozdo?

[10:34:25] Does he have potozdo?

[10:34:29] Oh what?

[10:34:31] The Patozda!

[10:34:33] Does he have it?

[10:34:35] P-T-S-D bro!

[10:34:37] The hallucinations are the girl- oh!

[10:34:59] The girl's giving him hallucinations?

[10:35:02] What the fuck?

[10:35:03] That's so rude.

[10:35:04] Someone needs to teach that girl.

[10:35:06] Girl I'm giving people hallucinations that's not nice

[10:35:16] But I wish I was eating right now

[10:35:22] Girls are hallucinations. Yes

[10:35:24] Yes. Yes.

[10:35:35] Every time, every time, oh my god.

[10:35:37] Chat just wants to eat my food.

[10:35:39] If I had food.

[10:35:42] If I had food, I do not have food right now.

[10:35:49] It's just, I guess you could say it's food from my chest, I guess.

[10:35:53] I don't know. What the fuck?

[10:35:55] Hey, my chest hole is hungry.

[10:36:01] Oh, oh, hey, oh, brother. Oh, God.

[10:36:05] Oh.

[10:36:10] Woo!

[10:36:11] Hey, I think he's dead.

[10:36:34] I thought there was no fall damage.

[10:36:36] I was wrong.

[10:36:48] What the fuck?!

[10:36:50] I've hit him so many times!

[10:36:52] Is he Superman?!

[10:37:04] Oh shit!

[10:37:08] Oh no, I forgot when I saved.

[10:37:12] Oh, okay. It was checkpoint anyway.

[10:37:17] Farmers, old bitch! I shouldn't know battle!

[10:37:21] Oh, I did it again.

[10:37:51] Is it this one?

[10:37:57] Eh, maybe I shouldn't do this anymore, eh?

[10:38:17] Eh, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[10:38:21] I got a bag before you!

[10:38:32] Right in the fucking balls!

[10:38:38] Gotta shoot your balls!

[10:38:40] Shoot your balls because...

[10:38:51] Oh

[10:38:59] Are you shot your balls I

[10:39:05] Learned this you really focus listen there's a reason for everything in life

[10:39:16] There's a reason everything

[10:39:21] Everything is lost.

[10:39:28] David S. Pumpkins!

[10:39:37] What the fuck is that thing?

[10:39:47] What the fuck is that thing?

[10:40:00] What is that thing?

[10:40:10] Damn.

[10:40:13] What the- look there's a shaking!

[10:40:15] We're gonna blow!

[10:40:38] Bitch shit, bitch!

[10:40:43] Die!

[10:40:45] Let's go see what it was.

[10:41:01] Where you do exist.

[10:41:03] And now, I will eradicate everyone in this game.

[10:41:10] gets to die. Everyone! This is where I came from. This is where I came from. And then

[10:41:35] And I'm like, oh my god, I'm out, yes.

[10:41:38] And I'm like, whoa, I'm going up the stairs.

[10:41:40] And then I'm like, whoa, I'm going up the freaking ladder.

[10:41:48] I am the storm that is approaching.

[10:42:05] We're ready to mess with me.

[10:42:09] Worrying.

[10:42:11] Didn't expect it. Didn't expect me.

[10:42:14] World-class international secret super spy.

[10:42:24] World-class international secret super spy.

[10:42:31] I'm gonna have to live.

[10:42:35] Fuck.

[10:42:38] Wah!

[10:42:41] Oh.

[10:42:43] You scared me.

[10:42:47] Fuck I'm here.

[10:42:51] Fuck I'm here.

[10:42:55] Fuck I'm here.

[10:42:58] Fuck I'm here.

[10:43:01] Fuck I'm here.

[10:43:04] Have we done? Oh my god we're so close to the end. We're going to celebrate and have a pixabarty.

[10:43:17] Uh oh.

[10:43:23] Oh shit. Shot of him.

[10:43:29] We'll celebrate with a pixabarty. Damn.

[10:43:34] He's still moving though.

[10:43:44] He's still moving so it must be kinda okay.

[10:43:48] After we done with the tutorial, I will jump off a bridge.

[10:43:55] into oncoming traffic. If you tell me it is just a soil.

[10:44:07] Hello, sir.

[10:44:10] And fuck it. We locked you out. The only way in is to divert power to the door.

[10:44:18] Harlan Wade has entered the vault and sealed it by diverting power away from the doors.

[10:44:24] Norton Mapes is seriously wounded after being shot by Wade.

[10:44:29] Mission, fear, operative must redirect power to the vault doors in order to pursue Wade.

[10:44:34] Divert power to the vault door.

[10:44:37] Assholes!

[10:44:47] Assholes!

[10:44:58] Why are you whimpering?

[10:45:04] Enough whimpering!

[10:45:06] Get a grip! Good God, girl, get a grip!

[10:45:22] Well, I don't know which way to go.

[10:45:26] I'll never talk again, I'll boil me speech-less,

[10:45:37] let me speech-less, speech-less.

[10:45:43] Now, now, but above again.

[10:45:51] As I'm suing.

[10:45:57] What the fuck? What is this?

[10:45:59] A-a-aligator? Lip?

[10:46:05] Why are you so spaceless? Oh, whoa!

[10:46:09] Nothing in the garden?

[10:46:11] I want to cry for me.

[10:46:16] I want to, I want to cry for me.

[10:46:21] I want to cry for you.

[10:46:26] I want to cry for you.

[10:46:31] I want to cry for you.

[10:46:36] I want you, I want you, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee

[10:46:43] I don't wanna go down fuckin' matters

[10:46:45] I knew it, something just came out today

[10:46:58] I got four mad kids, oh my god

[10:47:01] Kill me now

[10:47:06] I'm the one who's gonna kill you.

[10:47:31] They take this shit to the chest.

[10:47:43] What do you mean?

[10:47:58] I want you crying for me.

[10:48:00] I want you, I want you, I want you...

[10:48:07] Oh no, look at his leg!

[10:48:08] He's torn right off.

[10:48:10] Torn... torn asunder.

[10:48:21] Bwaah, braah, braah, braah, braah...

[10:48:30] What the fuck is up there?

[10:48:37] I'm the next to the stairs?

[10:48:42] Oh shit.

[10:48:47] Good job Agent 410.

[10:48:49] You're doing great work.

[10:48:50] You know what?

[10:48:51] Do you think I'm stupid?

[10:48:52] Do you think I was born yesterday?

[10:48:53] Do you think I'm stupid?

[10:48:54] Do you think I'm stupid?

[10:48:55] Do you think I don't know what you're referring to?

[10:48:56] Do you think I don't know that you're referring to my fucking height being 410?

[10:48:59] Do you think I'm done?

[10:49:00] You think I was born yesterday?

[10:49:09] You think I was born?

[10:49:18] Holy shit, what?

[10:49:29] does that mean I did it? did I do it? man did I do it? oh is it two? I think it was two right?

[10:49:43] All right.

[10:49:52] One of 67.

[10:49:53] Ha ha ha ha.

[10:49:54] Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

[10:49:55] 67.

[10:49:56] Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

[10:50:01] Oh I see.

[10:50:05] Oh my god.

[10:50:06] I'm gonna kill myself.

[10:50:08] In Minecraft!

[10:50:13] Oh, I can't do that.

[10:50:23] Oh my god, don't tell me I have to...

[10:50:30] Oh, checkpoint.

[10:50:32] I want to cry for me, I want to, I want to waaay, waaay, waaay.

[10:50:49] Hey!

[10:50:50] Oh, I hear you.

[10:50:54] Oh shi-

[10:50:57] Hey, no fucking way, you guys are taking fucking...

[10:51:02] Rockets to the chest!

[10:51:15] Vaporized.

[10:51:20] Come in!

[10:51:23] What the fuck?

[10:51:24] What is that fire extinguisher rocket to the just is that the just for her yes

[10:51:54] I'm looking for it. He's drawing home.

[10:52:03] Uh, I'm sorry, who?

[10:52:15] I'm sorry, fucking who?

[10:52:18] I'm sorry, excuse me, who?

[10:52:23] What did you just say?

[10:52:28] How do you know this?

[10:52:38] I don't people fear this shit out?

[10:52:49] Oopsie.

[10:52:50] Time to run.

[10:52:51] Is it great at the end?

[10:52:56] No way.

[10:52:59] There is.

[10:53:01] Oops, I...

[10:53:10] Time to win?

[10:53:14] Is it great at the end? No way. There is?

[10:53:19] Oh, I see it. I'm so blind.

[10:53:31] I'm so blind.

[10:53:38] See, I hope nobody else is in his van.

[10:53:49] I'm so sus.

[10:54:19] uh

[10:54:49] No help for you.

[10:54:56] No help for you.

[10:55:01] Death.

[10:55:05] Only death.

[10:55:09] Only death for you.

[10:55:14] oh my god what do you shoot me with whatever it is out on his fucking gun

[10:55:34] Oh, Borkin.

[10:55:42] Borkin.

[10:55:45] S-Borkin.

[10:55:59] Nice.

[10:56:04] Oh, I don't like that sound of my ears.

[10:56:11] I'm going...

[10:56:16] Okay.

[10:56:19] Whenever you see bad guys, that's how you know you're going in the right direction.

[10:56:31] I'm not going in the right direction.

[10:56:38] I'm going in the wrong direction!

[10:56:49] Hmm.

[10:56:52] Oh, brother, this thing.

[10:57:00] There's bad guys everywhere.

[10:57:04] Even in my hair.

[10:57:19] What the hell?

[10:57:27] Oh, I guess the other one first.

[10:57:42] one

[10:57:59] one

[10:58:02] next one

[10:58:12] Okay, there's something, yeah, there's something in the way.

[10:58:37] There's something in the way.

[10:58:41] What the fuck.

[10:58:56] What the fuck.

[10:59:04] What?

[10:59:22] Aw, plain wear?

[10:59:29] Is that a make-up?

[10:59:34] This thing.

[10:59:44] I'm gonna go back up this way.

[11:00:01] Now it's showing.

[11:00:08] Wow, I did it.

[11:00:17] I don't remember where I have to go next.

[11:00:30] Nope, I'm not seeing this the right way.

[11:00:45] Yeah, I feel like this one is easy to get lost in.

[11:01:11] Oh

[11:01:23] Yeah

[11:01:41] Right one.

[11:02:03] Holy shit, scary.

[11:02:08] Oh my there's more than one else I thought there was just kidding there are no those

[11:02:29] door. Help us, Killie! Keep this room clean, please!

[11:02:38] 392005? Holy shit. What other stuff came out in 2005? What movie came out in 2005? Wait.

[11:02:48] When did Constantine come out? 2004-2005?

[11:03:02] I was old in 2005, probably.

[11:03:18] You're born old.

[11:03:25] Yeah, some people are born old.

[11:03:38] YEEEOW!

[11:03:45] Thank you so much for the raid, I'll be a great straight day for the raid.

[11:04:11] Thank you, thank you.

[11:04:21] Okay, so I have to get in there?

[11:04:37] They're feeling... I was like, what was the purpose of that?

[11:05:06] Want me to go down?

[11:05:13] Whatever you do, don't shoot any guns in here!

[11:05:26] Whoa, it's full of electrician.

[11:05:30] I wanna touch it.

[11:05:32] I'mma put my...

[11:05:36] I'll pull my finger in it.

[11:05:46] Cawk, what the fuck?

[11:05:47] Put your wiener in there?

[11:05:48] Don't do that.

[11:05:49] They're in there, don't do that.

[11:06:04] Oh.

[11:06:09] Genevieve.

[11:06:11] Oh.

[11:06:13] Is that somebody's ass cheeks?

[11:06:19] Uncovered every single one of us will burn for it. What the fuck?

[11:06:23] It's time we buried the dead, don't you think?

[11:06:25] Who's butt is that?

[11:06:26] Next message from...

[11:06:28] Genevieve Aristide.

[11:06:30] Arlen, it's me again.

[11:06:32] You are a virgin freak! It's me!

[11:06:35] You are right. In any case, I want to be sympathetic, but the situation is urgent.

[11:06:40] I'm sending mares to take care of things since you seem reluctant to do what needs to be done.

[11:06:44] I hope you can find it in yourself to assist him.

[11:06:47] Oh, brother.

[11:07:09] Oh, God. I just want to know who's a butt that is.

[11:07:13] Was it a mine?

[11:07:43] Come on, I'm in!

[11:07:50] Enter the wall!

[11:07:55] I'm in!

[11:08:03] We're gonna find another book!

[11:08:12] I didn't mean to do that, sorry.

[11:08:19] Oops, he scared me.

[11:08:37] I don't expect.

[11:08:42] He scared me.

[11:08:44] I'm sorry, you don't jump scare somebody.

[11:08:47] Almost still in there.

[11:08:49] He has to be. You gotta find him before he decides to get ready to have it.

[11:08:56] I swished somebody.

[11:08:58] I don't know who is most I don't know who is most oops

[11:09:16] What the fuck?

[11:09:18] Oh, shit!

[11:09:32] Oh, no, that's not good.

[11:09:44] Oh, god.

[11:09:46] I should have known they were being here.

[11:09:53] Here they come.

[11:10:02] Here he comes.

[11:10:12] Who's the next one?

[11:10:14] Who's three?

[11:10:21] Oh brother!

[11:10:23] There are four Seeker One hiding!

[11:10:26] We're not behind it as we're alone!

[11:10:32] You have to destroy this facility before he lets you out.

[11:10:40] Let's who out?

[11:10:41] You have four problems.

[11:10:42] Damage the reactor cells and you'll trigger a chain reaction.

[11:10:45] Move the whole place to hell.

[11:10:48] How come the Roblox didn't attack you?

[11:10:51] If he lets all my bound, you have to stop him.

[11:10:58] I'll try my best.

[11:11:01] Oh, just die already, holy shit.

[11:11:08] Okay, Harlan Wade.

[11:11:13] He died already, fuck this.

[11:11:19] I'm losing your signal.

[11:11:21] Wait for the outer contact from your odds.

[11:11:23] Be careful on this wavy guy.

[11:11:25] Not only you, I'm letting you take the lead.

[11:11:28] sideways elevator number 10 oh i forgot to read fuck

[11:11:38] i forgot to read bro my bad i forgot to read i'm sorry

[11:11:58] Whoa, look at that big mole.

[11:12:03] Look at how big my balls are.

[11:12:09] I took a screenshot by accident!

[11:12:11] Now!

[11:12:19] No.

[11:12:28] Oh

[11:12:39] Are they gonna come out here

[11:12:58] You still don't know, do you, what you are, why you're here?

[11:13:14] What's the first thing you remember? What's your given name?

[11:13:18] I don't know.

[11:13:19] Are you born? You have no history.

[11:13:23] I don't fucking know, man!

[11:13:30] You and I were born from the same mother.

[11:13:35] Me and you?

[11:13:42] Hey, mother!

[11:13:43] You must have sensed it.

[11:13:44] She cannot see in your mind, but perhaps you can see into hers.

[11:13:49] I will make you one of me, only to find myself deep in the cover.

[11:13:58] I will set her free.

[11:14:05] Am I supposed to shoot him?

[11:14:08] What if I don't want to shoot him? What if I don't want to do that?

[11:14:11] Why do you have blood on your mouth and on your hands and on your feet?

[11:14:21] Oh.

[11:14:24] What?

[11:14:27] Did I hook in?

[11:14:40] Oh, I forgot, he's bad.

[11:14:47] Oh wait, he died anyway.

[11:14:50] Hey, where are all my guns?

[11:15:10] you

[11:15:40] I'm kind of pissed I didn't freaking shoot him.

[11:15:52] I'm gonna feel bad that I didn't take the opportunity to shoot him.

[11:16:10] God damn it.

[11:16:31] Filling defenseless men?

[11:16:40] wait so did I kill him or no I pissed the lip in the death did I not

[11:17:00] the hell a dead

[11:17:03] I shot his balls off.

[11:17:10] Wait, those are his colognes?

[11:17:18] Oh my god.

[11:17:23] Mind freak.

[11:17:29] Wait, were they real the whole time or were they a hallucination?

[11:17:46] I think I got yogurt, I'm happy, my mom brought me some, she knew I wanted it.

[11:18:45] No, I didn't. I didn't text her.

[11:18:49] She somehow knew I wanted it.

[11:18:53] I didn't text her at all.

[11:19:04] I don't know how she knew. She always knows though.

[11:19:11] I don't have her. My mom always knows things.

[11:19:14] Maybe she heard me screaming about wanting you over it.

[11:19:28] Ah yes, and now I can use a spoon from my special box of spoons that my mom got me.

[11:19:37] I am the master of my yogurt domain and I can tell you what the best flavors are.

[11:20:01] right now I'm just eating plain so no flavors

[11:20:31] She was a very disturbed child. Terrible. Abilitating nightmares.

[11:20:38] Mango yogurt and my eyes sound so good.

[11:20:41] She never had a chance in her normal life. It was Dyslaro realized she was telepathic.

[11:20:46] He speculated that she was extremely sensitive to the negative emotions of people around her.

[11:20:52] We removed him from the chamber only twice. She was 15 when the first prototype was born.

[11:20:58] 15!

[11:21:04] At 15?

[11:21:22] So everybody needs to die.

[11:21:26] Everyone.

[11:21:28] Everyone, every single person, needs to fucking die now.

[11:21:39] I want to destroy her, but I think she's suffered enough.

[11:22:01] What the fuck?

[11:22:02] We put her in there two days before our eighth birthday.

[11:22:05] Two days before our eighth birthday?

[11:22:08] Besides the captain.

[11:22:10] She died six days after we pulled the plug.

[11:22:17] Releasing what's complete.

[11:22:19] This is how it is.

[11:22:23] Uh oh.

[11:22:31] Woo!

[11:22:32] What the fuck? Why'd you do the fricking grunt scroll?

[11:22:57] I'm not glad he's a skeleton.

[11:23:02] Oh no, not the feet prince!

[11:23:08] Not the bloody feet!

[11:23:24] Oh Jesus, that was terrifying.

[11:23:28] Oh God.

[11:23:30] Hey, don't walk away from me!

[11:23:33] Don't you dare walk away from me!

[11:23:42] I don't like that. I don't- I don't like that. I don't like that right there. I don't- I don't like it. I do not like it.

[11:23:47] I- I do not like...

[11:24:00] I'm gonna go.

[11:24:14] AHH!

[11:24:19] What the fuck?

[11:24:21] UGH! AHHHHHH!

[11:24:23] What the fuck?

[11:24:30] Eww, I hated that!

[11:24:36] What was that?

[11:24:40] I can melee them.

[11:24:43] And, I'm sorry.

[11:24:46] I'm gonna shoot first, ask questions later, Panagow.

[11:24:52] You want me to say to you?

[11:25:13] Help!

[11:25:14] I'll just hold for my gun.

[11:25:39] I don't want to be homey.

[11:25:56] Skript in.

[11:26:18] I don't know what to do with it.

[11:26:25] I don't know what to do with it.

[11:26:34] Give me a loan.

[11:26:44] Give me a loan, I don't like- oh!

[11:26:59] I

[11:27:15] Thought they're gonna be over bro

[11:27:29] I

[11:27:37] Don't do it

[11:27:59] Jesus.

[11:28:02] Nowhere to go.

[11:28:13] I'll be in here.

[11:28:17] Why are these men naked?

[11:28:21] Why is she sending naked men after me?

[11:28:29] I

[11:28:39] See

[11:28:59] I'm throwing myself in.

[11:29:09] I'm here.

[11:29:19] Stay here.

[11:29:28] Oh, enough?

[11:29:32] Hit for the game. When you are killed, you die. Wow, thanks.

[11:29:35] I did not know that.

[11:29:38] Wow, gee, thanks, mister.

[11:29:46] Why is it so fucking loud?

[11:29:49] I

[11:30:49] oh my god, that's scary, get me outta here! uh oh

[11:31:16] Excuse me miss, can you like stop doing that?

[11:31:28] That's really terrifying.

[11:31:31] I am really scared.

[11:31:34] Get me outta here!

[11:31:46] Oh my God.

[11:32:00] Oh God, at least they don't appear behind me.

[11:32:13] I'm out!

[11:32:25] Am I safe from those things now? Are the naked men going to chase me?

[11:32:28] 11!

[11:32:32] The facility's main reactor has gone critical. A chain reaction is eminent.

[11:32:36] Fear operatives should attempt to get as far away from the facility as possible.

[11:32:48] Yeah, everybody knows.

[11:32:52] If you're a naked man, you can't go on an elevator.

[11:32:58] That's just the rules. I don't make the rules. It's the law.

[11:33:06] It's a lot, bro.

[11:33:11] So, naked women are okay?

[11:33:18] What do you think?

[11:33:20] Come on, I got put.

[11:33:24] I'm gonna get my yogurt.

[11:33:35] I finished my yogurt!

[11:33:53] So a nude man has to take the stairs?

[11:33:55] Um, absolutely!

[11:33:59] If you're naked, you need to go up the stairs.

[11:34:01] Or down the stairs, you can't go in the elevator.

[11:34:04] It's against the law.

[11:34:11] You want some of my yogurt? No!

[11:34:15] This is my yogurt. I ate it all. You can't have any.

[11:34:24] Also, I don't think you want any because it's plain. And I don't know if you like plain yogurt.

[11:34:31] Eat the wine. I just picked up a signal.

[11:34:33] Can you hear me? Get the high ground. The chopper is standing by.

[11:34:37] I have the high ground.

[11:34:55] Greek yogurt, yeah?

[11:34:57] playing Greek yogurt with some granola.

[11:35:04] I have to be playing for now.

[11:35:11] I'm hoping I can try more flavors soon, but when I try to eat flavors, they kind of kill

[11:35:18] my tummy.

[11:35:21] Oh

[11:35:40] Oh

[11:35:51] Oh

[11:36:06] That's to me

[11:36:13] Oh this way I'm so down

[11:36:21] I'm chasing me, they can run!

[11:36:31] Stop chasing me, they can run, stop it!

[11:36:41] Stop chasing me, they can run, stop it! Leave me alone!

[11:36:54] Stop! Go away!

[11:36:57] I don't know where I have to go.

[11:37:26] Holy shit.

[11:37:41] Oh my...

[11:37:47] Stop scaring me.

[11:37:49] Stop it.

[11:37:51] Stop. I don't like it.

[11:37:52] I do not like being scared.

[11:37:56] I think tells me

[11:38:13] Oh

[11:38:18] Oh, thank you so much for the read. Oh, I hope they had a great stream. Thank you for the raid. Hello, everybody

[11:38:23] We're playing here. I'm almost

[11:38:26] AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[11:38:27] I'm almost done.

[11:38:30] That's really scary.

[11:38:33] Hope you guys are fine. What did you guys get up to today?

[11:38:36] I love Eldon Ring.

[11:38:58] Oh

[11:39:28] I think I need to get in front of you.

[11:39:35] I

[11:40:00] Orify experience would not recommend

[11:40:05] I'm guessing I have to jump down?

[11:40:15] Pitching to your sidearm is always faster.

[11:40:25] You know what else is faster than me crying?

[11:40:30] I

[11:40:54] fear next holy shit

[11:41:12] oh my god why they're so fast they're not even real you're not real

[11:41:24] I've tried so hard to forget.

[11:41:34] I've tried so hard!

[11:41:41] Come on, uh, naked girl?

[11:41:48] Hey, your girl coming for me?

[11:41:54] Does he have to go up the stairs?

[11:42:10] Oh god.

[11:42:16] Do you like not whisper? I don't like it.

[11:42:25] Ew, stay away from me.

[11:42:31] You were born here in space.

[11:42:36] This is where I was born?

[11:42:38] I was there.

[11:42:40] Uh oh, are you my doctor?

[11:42:42] Is that me anymore?

[11:42:47] Uh oh.

[11:42:50] He got turned into a slushie.

[11:43:08] Am I go baby?

[11:43:11] What is that?

[11:43:13] I don't have your baby.

[11:43:17] Get me out of my way!

[11:43:19] Was I the baby?

[11:43:21] All alone?

[11:43:23] You will be a god from the man.

[11:43:25] I will?

[11:43:27] Take her back to the ground.

[11:43:35] On the way.

[11:43:41] I know who you are, I know who you are, I am baby.

[11:43:52] Go baby!

[11:43:53] Go go get that!

[11:43:54] Here, become a baby.

[11:43:55] I'm dumb, baby.

[11:43:58] Goo Goo Gekka!

[11:44:08] Here we come, baby.

[11:44:18] Mama?

[11:44:21] My god, it's daytime.

[11:44:25] What the fuck?

[11:44:30] It's daylight.

[11:44:39] What the hell?

[11:44:44] Uh, guys?

[11:44:49] What the?

[11:44:50] I don't think I'm safe any more!

[11:45:00] Goodbye.

[11:45:15] Explosion detected by Hannibal 3 spy satellite in the vicinity of classified

[11:45:20] Armachon facility moments before signal was lost efforts to reestablish link

[11:45:26] unsuccessful status of fear operative unknown

[11:45:31] Why they nuke?

[11:45:33] I think I got a nuke, huh?

[11:45:35] How are you?

[11:45:37] Help! I've been nuke!

[11:45:49] I'm not even back.

[11:45:53] I still don't know the extent of the damage.

[11:45:55] I think I have a really good point there.

[11:45:57] I think I have a really good point there.

[11:45:59] What about all of them? What happened to them? What was that sound?

[11:46:06] What the fuck?

[11:46:11] Here is dedicated to the memory of one...uh...

[11:46:18] Uh oh, she's in the helicopter! Hey!

[11:46:21] I

[11:46:27] Spoke don't be left it on a cliffhanger

[11:46:37] Great

[11:46:47] I get to play too

[11:46:51] I want to play 2, but I want to play Metro.

[11:46:58] Really bad.

[11:47:03] I'll play 2 at a different point.

[11:47:17] Metal better. Metal better? Metal metal.

[11:47:36] Wow, I did it guys! We beat another game!

[11:47:40] We did it!

[11:47:42] This was good! Bro, this game scared the shit out of me. It was pretty scary. Pretty scary for an old game.

[11:47:54] I have all the fear games. I think I got in a bundle. I have fear extraction point, fear Perseus, mandate, fear project origin and fear 3.

[11:48:12] I have a mom I can't believe I took one solitary screenshot

[11:48:21] and it's just me looking at a fucking ball how the fuck did I do that there is no fear

[11:48:29] 3 oh okay that bad

[11:48:43] sadly fear 3 is

[11:48:51] well i installed

[11:48:57] metro 2033 redux

[11:49:01] to start playing metro

[11:49:04] a metro series

[11:49:12] Fear 1 good. Fear 2 great. Fear 3. Okay. I see. Fear 3 is unfinished.

[11:49:25] Oh no, I have way too many games I wanna play. Well, I also bought mixtape to do my meat.

[11:49:42] my mean play of mixing. How is it that the reviews on here are very positive?

[11:49:53] They bought those reviews.

[11:50:10] I got...

[11:50:13] Oh yeah, I got the 7th guest remake.

[11:50:18] I also bought, oh yeah, I bought No Rest for the Wicked together because Connor wants to

[11:50:29] play it.

[11:50:30] So, I think we're going to be playing No Rest for the Wicked sometime soon.

[11:50:45] I got it reaches, I got...

[11:50:53] Hey, let me...

[11:50:55] Pick up my Raptor Lighting, it's going crazy.

[11:50:59] I got those to dwell.

[11:51:02] You know, that's a scary game.

[11:51:05] I got...

[11:51:08] This other game called the Victor Initiative.

[11:51:15] Oh my god, I got into the playtest for Gate Guard Simulator!

[11:51:22] Yeah!

[11:51:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[11:51:33] I got broken lore, follow and unfollow.

[11:51:36] I'd have to do.

[11:51:39] I'll tell you some of the games I have recently.

[11:51:46] I have another game called Dread Fields.

[11:51:56] I got this other weird game that I found called Sinister Rebains.

[11:52:11] I got a lot of like scary games.

[11:52:14] Oh, I bought Burnal Transit to play Burnal Transit too.

[11:52:19] I want to play Burnal Transit.

[11:52:22] Scary it on, yes.

[11:52:32] I'm down for mouse finding more new and more obscure games to play except near.

[11:52:43] Oh.

[11:52:44] I actually, I have to play near because it's a game that I promised I would play.

[11:52:51] It is actually a game that I promised that I would play.

[11:52:56] Where's my list?

[11:52:59] Oh, my list is. Hold on.

[11:53:07] I tried playing near-automata a long time ago, but I got filtered by the beginning of the game.

[11:53:13] But this was like three or four years ago.

[11:53:16] And now I think I'm ready to do it.

[11:53:21] I don't think I'll have an issue doing it now.

[11:53:35] You are so ready. I am ready!

[11:53:43] I gotta finish Dead Space?

[11:53:51] I gotta finish Stellar Blade. I gotta play Stellar Blade, too.

[11:53:57] Actually...

[11:54:00] I also wanna play the... I have to play the Alien Isolation DLC.

[11:54:06] Oh, and I have to play the Metal Gear Rising DLC. Oh, shit.

[11:54:21] The alien DLCs are 30 minutes each. Yeah, and since the middle gear rising DLC is 2-3 hours.

[11:54:31] I'll have to follow New Vegas DLC.

[11:54:34] So, you know what?

[11:54:59] Boom.

[11:55:00] It is, but thankfully my mods have been keeping track for me.

[11:55:08] They have made a list for me.

[11:55:10] They've made a list for me.

[11:55:13] Actually, you know what I want to do?

[11:55:15] I also want to play...

[11:55:16] I want to play...

[11:55:17] I was thinking about playing Bayonetta again now that my hand isn't like dying.

[11:55:23] Bro, because Bayonetta killed my hand, bro.

[11:55:28] I actually want to beat the game.

[11:55:56] Do you know what's not on here?

[11:55:58] The lollipop chainsaw isn't on here.

[11:56:12] I didn't finish that either.

[11:56:19] I don't think I finished it. I didn't finish it.

[11:56:23] I love that game.

[11:56:26] Oh yeah, red dead redemption too, fuck.

[11:56:45] As a Zora game, Red Dead Redemption is probably going to take me a long time.

[11:56:56] How long to beat Red Dead Redemption 2?

[11:57:03] 50 hours, holy shit!

[11:57:15] Oh my god.

[11:57:22] I'm looking at my schedule holy shit.

[11:57:28] Well I'll be back tonight but tonight we have two collabs.

[11:57:37] We have a collab with Doki, Omelie and Rin.

[11:57:40] I'll be on earlier.

[11:57:42] It says 6pm today.

[11:57:45] I have to wake up so early.

[11:57:54] And then, we have a collab.

[11:57:58] After with Sheldon.

[11:58:07] Ari and Haruka.

[11:58:08] And we're gonna be playing Crash Out Crew.

[11:58:10] And then after that, uh, we'll just play another game.

[11:58:15] something fun and then on Tuesday I'm not streaming and then a one-day I'm not

[11:58:19] streaming and if I finish my work I'll stream on Thursday but if I don't finish

[11:58:23] my work I can't stream on Thursday well if not I'll be back on Friday

[11:58:36] doki of the bird I'll be back on Friday and on Friday we have a collab we're

[11:58:42] I'm playing protball with Meetsie, Ari, Ollie, and Haka.

[11:58:59] And then I stream Saturday, and then I stream Sunday.

[11:59:07] And then the week after that, oh my God,

[11:59:10] week after that the 17th, the 18th, the 19th, the 20th, the 21st, the 22nd, 23rd, 24th, 25th,

[11:59:22] 26 non-stop streams because shit is happening

[11:59:31] Oh my god

[11:59:34] What are we gonna do?

[11:59:37] What are we gonna do guys? What are we gonna do?

[11:59:45] Big trouble bros

[11:59:47] We got a fucking dude, and we got a fighting time, oh yeah and that's right after the 17th,

[11:59:57] oh yeah, asterisk disclaimer, after the 17th, uh, after the 17th of June, I am going to

[12:00:17] be returning to a daytime schedule and I'll be streaming during the day and my

[12:00:37] My schedule will be like that until after AX is over.

[12:00:43] I'm sorry.

[12:00:44] So, it's gonna be like that until July 7th.

[12:00:56] I'm sorry.

[12:01:17] I'm also sorry to myself because I'm going to cry because I'm going to be tired.

[12:01:29] I'm sorry to my singing.

[12:01:35] You can watch the VODs.

[12:01:41] You can watch the VODs.

[12:01:42] You can watch the VODs.

[12:01:43] Well, my stream streak, I'm sorry!

[12:01:56] Actually, I heard that even if you watch the VODs, it still conserves your streak.

[12:02:05] Is that true?

[12:02:06] Bots?

[12:02:07] Backcheck?

[12:02:08] check if you watch the box you still maintain your streak I did I finished

[12:02:17] here I did it I did it bros I did it finally another game in the fucking

[12:02:22] bag

[12:02:25] Yes, you can save your streak by watching bots also clip-secing too.

[12:03:12] Oh shit it's Rubin, hey Rubin!

[12:03:33] What's up Rublin?

[12:03:37] How's it going?

[12:03:47] You saw me at Dokamie?

[12:03:48] Thanks for coming by to say hi and see me at Dokamie.

[12:03:54] I had a great time at Dokamie.

[12:04:00] I woke up at a normal time accidentally.

[12:04:02] Oh shit.

[12:04:03] That's me forcing myself, I'm going to have to force myself to go to sleep so I can wake

[12:04:09] up on time for the collab today.

[12:04:14] Wow!

[12:04:16] Oh my god!

[12:04:22] oh my god what time is it 11 6 p.m. 6 p.m.

[12:04:39] 6 PM, where the fuck are you?

[12:04:45] 6 PM

[12:04:54] I'm gonna be a big girl and...

[12:04:58] I'm not crying

[12:05:00] How long is it? I think it's gonna be, well I think it's like an hour or two because RIN,

[12:05:13] uh, it's very late for RIN. It's very late for RIN.

[12:05:24] I don't think we could go that long.

[12:05:54] Rinn is over the bridge. Yes, Rinn. Rinn Penrae.

[12:05:58] Rinn Penrae.

[12:06:01] Oh my god.

[12:06:03] I would love to stay on more time, but I think I'm gonna have to force myself to go to sleep because if not, I'm not gonna wake up tomorrow.

[12:06:09] And by tomorrow I mean tonight! Help!

[12:06:16] UGH!

[12:06:18] I hope you guys enjoyed the final chapter of, uh, Fear.

[12:06:24] If all goes well tomorrow, maybe we could either play a scary game or we'll start Metro

[12:06:32] tomorrow.

[12:06:33] Who knows?

[12:06:34] Whatever we feel like, whatever we feel like, cause it's our stream and we do whatever we

[12:06:40] want on our stream.

[12:06:42] We do whatever we want on our stream.

[12:06:49] a nice day.

[12:06:55] I for the short 12 hours stream, thank you for having me for 12 hours and 6 minutes of

[12:07:01] your day and I love you guys and thank you for spending time with me and for putting

[12:07:06] up with my bullshit.

[12:07:07] I'll be back tonight and by tonight I mean 6pm in the afternoon evening.

[12:07:15] Please be kind, because my brain probably won't be working.

[12:07:26] So much stuff happening.

[12:07:29] I love you guys, thanks for hanging out with me. Let's raid K-Song.

[12:07:33] Oh, count on the K-Song's birthday.

[12:07:36] I'm gonna go force myself to go to sleep probably knock myself over the head a little bit and make myself sleep

[12:07:52] Oh my god I had the disassociation, disassociation thing on my head this whole time and I forgot

[12:08:08] about it.

[12:08:09] Okay bye.

[12:08:10] Okay bye.

[12:08:11] Okay bye.

[12:08:12] Okay bye.

[12:08:13] Okay bye.

[12:08:14] Okay bye.

[12:08:15] Okay bye.

[12:08:16] Okay bye.

[12:08:17] Okay bye.