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06-14-2026 · 13h 26m

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[00:16:59] You better watch out for the quakes at my farm, motherfucking, motherfucking, Spotify working, hello?

[00:17:29] What the fuck?

[00:17:31] Mom?

[00:17:32] If you don't answer your phone number that's gonna cost you the fuck waiting!

[00:17:35] ...

[00:17:39] PRECIOUSLY

[00:17:41] Oh I meant..

[00:17:49] Bad puppies

[00:17:51] Bad symptoms

[00:17:53] Bad一直

[00:17:55] Yeah, that's a nice saying

[00:17:56] You will fucking- you will play now!

[00:18:09] But we're glad...

[00:18:11] Some got me in a spider

[00:18:13] 25, 7, 4, like 25

[00:18:16] And this is me, are you okay?

[00:18:19] Hey and me, this is me, are you too?

[00:18:21] You're too stupid, you know

[00:18:23] I've been written wrong

[00:18:24] So like, I was watching a fuckin' Madonna video

[00:18:37] I know the hold

[00:18:39] I know, I know I'm the hole! I know I'm the hole!

[00:18:45] I can't show the screen, the screen shots on stream!

[00:18:50] Can't show the screen shots on stream bro.

[00:18:57] And I'll behold I can't show the screen shots on stream.

[00:19:09] Get to the screen, shut down the screen!

[00:19:20] Well...

[00:19:34] Good evening everybody, good evening, good evening!

[00:19:39] I hope I won't tell you I have cramps, but it's not period-related I don't know why I have them they're just there

[00:20:09] Are you cheering any one in the world cup?

[00:20:14] I'm cheering for the people that can score goals.

[00:20:19] I'm cheering for the people who can score goals.

[00:20:23] That's what I'm cheering for.

[00:20:25] If you can't score a goal, I will not cheer for you.

[00:20:29] If you can't score a goal, I will not cheer for you.

[00:20:33] If you score a goal, I will cheer for you.

[00:20:35] That's what I'm cheering for. I'm cheering for winners. Not losers.

[00:20:52] I said I'm cheering for winners, not winners!

[00:20:58] I'm cheering for all the winners, not winners, winners.

[00:21:02] Wrestling encyclopedia, thank you for the five gifted subs.

[00:21:16] My tongue is better today.

[00:21:18] Team balloon? What the fuck is...

[00:21:23] What the fuck is team balloon?

[00:21:25] Oh, Fish & Squyre, thank you for the 5 gifted sub's.

[00:21:36] Me may, thank you so much for the 5 gifted sub's!

[00:21:38] My tongue is feeling better today, baloon!

[00:21:46] I'm tired. I'm tired. I don't know. I want to be 100% honest with you. I do not remember

[00:22:02] the ending of yesterday's stream. I think I was playing Starbool Valley. I'm expecting

[00:22:06] all of LA to call in sick for the Mexico v South Korea match on Thursday. Yes. I think

[00:22:14] I think I was sleep streaming.

[00:22:16] I think I was sleep streaming.

[00:22:22] Who the fuck was going on?

[00:22:28] Marsupial Gekko, thank you so much for the 20 gifts!

[00:22:31] Holy shit, thank you so much.

[00:22:33] Thank you for the 20 gifts and subs.

[00:22:35] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:22:38] You seem pretty coherent.

[00:22:40] I played that 11 song? I played the 11 song?

[00:22:44] What the fuck?

[00:22:54] I had an amazing speech at the end. Wait, what speech did I have?

[00:22:58] Oh, the speech?

[00:23:01] Well, I don't know what the fuck Connor was on today, okay?

[00:23:05] This morning. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:23:08] The thing I remember is him he kept mentioning weird shit

[00:23:13] Jackie Poo, thank you for five gifted subs

[00:23:18] And his oh, yeah, I do remember I remember the blobfish shit

[00:23:23] Even his obsession with blob shit

[00:23:38] What the fuck am I saying?

[00:23:45] What am I talking about?

[00:23:48] Oh my god, what am I talking about?

[00:23:58] Well, say anything from 20 get this up, thank you!

[00:24:04] Thank you very much!

[00:24:05] What the fuck am I talking about?

[00:24:07] I'm a chicken Latinx.

[00:24:08] Pfft.

[00:24:09] Oh my god.

[00:24:11] Can we stop this please?

[00:24:13] What are we gonna stop this?

[00:24:15] Stop this now!

[00:24:19] Stop this now.

[00:24:21] Stop.

[00:24:22] Stop it.

[00:24:24] S-T-O-P.

[00:24:32] S-T-O-P.

[00:24:33] I'm not getting into this with anybody.

[00:24:35] I'm not getting into this bro.

[00:24:37] Somebody try to argue with me about that shit.

[00:24:39] Enough!

[00:24:41] Yeah!

[00:24:43] I hope you're not gonna suck on you.

[00:24:53] Ah!

[00:24:54] Oh!

[00:24:56] I just heard I'll see you at Ota.

[00:24:57] I will see you there too!

[00:24:59] I'll see you there too.

[00:25:04] I'll see you there too!

[00:25:07] Malzzie tomorrow, buff debut for Pup Jim. When will you make an appearance and trains us?

[00:25:13] Oh, ah, we'll see when I can make an appearance to train with you.

[00:25:21] We'll see when I could!

[00:25:26] We'll see when I could!

[00:25:31] Oh, holy shit.

[00:25:37] I'll see gym bids when?

[00:25:51] Do you want to see me at the gym?

[00:25:59] I've been drinking sprite again, no.

[00:26:06] I've been drinking sparkling water.

[00:26:15] I've been drinking water and sparkling my fuck.

[00:26:28] F-U-C-K!

[00:26:42] Sparkling Fook!

[00:26:47] On tour!

[00:26:50] On tour!

[00:26:52] Thank you for the 5 gift themselves, thank you very much!

[00:26:58] I don't know

[00:27:05] I feel like people name their their user names weird names cuz they're come again

[00:27:11] I'm gonna get people to say this name

[00:27:14] Let's see what they sound like

[00:27:22] I see what they sound like when they say it

[00:27:28] Dinner for heart, 67. Thank you so much for the 5 gift and soaps.

[00:27:38] Would do the- I don't know!

[00:27:50] Is Top Hat Frog 8 of the okay name?

[00:27:53] Yes, that is an okay name, Top Hat Frog.

[00:27:57] 8. What happened? You can't be the first one, you had to be number 8. How many top hat frogs are there?

[00:28:13] I'm just gay. Your name is Useless Lesbighay?

[00:28:18] You're not a useless show!

[00:28:27] Oh, it's a top hat!

[00:28:32] I see.

[00:28:36] I once made pizza in my name.

[00:28:39] What the fuck?

[00:28:40] Oh, no.

[00:28:41] That's what I'm supposed to do now, forever.

[00:28:44] I can't read your name.

[00:28:46] I'm not even gonna try.

[00:28:48] Can you even read your name?

[00:28:53] Can you even read your name?

[00:28:58] Is German? I can't read German.

[00:29:03] Wait, what does it mean?

[00:29:07] So now don't...

[00:29:09] She...

[00:29:11] She follows you.

[00:29:14] That's it?

[00:29:17] It's Iron Mouth!

[00:29:24] It's a Danube Steamboat Driver?

[00:29:27] What?

[00:29:31] Mine's pretty straight forward to the fish girlfriend, yes.

[00:29:41] Oh, today's not gonna be a 16 hour stream, bro. Absolutely not. I will fucking die.

[00:29:47] I'll fucking die, Brad.

[00:29:49] But you got it to get ready because summer power's gone, that's true.

[00:29:53] I'll die later.

[00:29:59] I'll die now.

[00:30:08] Read my name followed by the phrase, you're unmodded. Thank you, hand your thumbs up.

[00:30:13] Z, shut the fuck up, bro.

[00:30:15] Shut the fuck up and sit down and do your job.

[00:30:26] Shut up, sit down, do your job, and be quiet.

[00:30:34] You're not gonna get fired, that's it. Stop asking.

[00:30:45] I fired fired up

[00:30:51] fired up

[00:30:57] face me forever true

[00:30:59] did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe I'm not joking but he is

[00:31:04] I don't remember the last like two hours of it though.

[00:31:33] Please National, thank you so much for the 5 gifted subs.

[00:31:45] I'll have to watch the Vod for me, it was a fun time.

[00:31:48] We did 3 collabs in one day.

[00:31:54] We did 3 fucking collabs.

[00:31:57] Back to back.

[00:32:04] Will we be doing collabs today?

[00:32:10] Maybe.

[00:32:11] Maybe we might.

[00:32:13] Will we also play games by ourselves today, Kay?

[00:32:17] What the fuck, phone?

[00:32:19] Shut up.

[00:32:21] Don't tell me I have to take my heart medicine.

[00:32:32] Shut up!

[00:32:42] Is it finally time for a look outside?

[00:32:49] No!

[00:32:52] We're gonna be watching the Nintendo Direct later.

[00:32:54] Pfft.

[00:32:58] A new fierce safathim game came out.

[00:33:00] I asked Connor to play with me.

[00:33:02] Connor was like, yes, we'll play it after AX

[00:33:04] and I'm like, pfft.

[00:33:08] No.

[00:33:15] Absolutely fucking hot.

[00:33:16] Am I waiting that long?

[00:33:19] We're gonna play with Shia today and I will play with monkey another day

[00:33:29] We'll see what I do what I what I do better, which one will I do better?

[00:33:36] Hmm

[00:33:42] Overconnor confirmed

[00:33:45] We're still gonna play with honor. It's just one is one is unbusy

[00:33:49] It's not the first time I- I- it's not the first time I have played games with multiple people.

[00:33:56] I do it all the time.

[00:33:58] We did it for a way out! I played it with Nyan and I played it with Monkey, which by the way, tomorrow is Nyan's birthday.

[00:34:04] CircleToon's HD released a video dedicated to friend Slopped, if you want to add it to the backlog!

[00:34:09] Oh shit, I do want to watch that.

[00:34:11] Yeah.

[00:34:12] Mmm.

[00:34:13] It's her day of birth.

[00:34:15] We'll wish her a happy birthday.

[00:34:18] Any stream with Michi, Ollie, and Mouse is going to be fun.

[00:34:21] Eugh!

[00:34:22] Mechie, Ollie, and Mouse is gonna be fun!

[00:34:25] Eugh!

[00:34:26] If you get the annual plus oh shit I have to order it wait can you still order it I heard

[00:34:47] she sold like a thousand in like five minutes. Is there even any left for me?

[00:34:54] Thank God. I will order one. Well, I'll have somebody order it for me. I'll have

[00:35:06] someone order it for me. By the way, speaking of merch, guys, I don't know if you saw the

[00:35:12] and latest developments.

[00:35:28] The latest developments.

[00:35:34] I will show you.

[00:35:39] Emily said he's getting two. Why is he getting two for?

[00:35:42] What?

[00:35:43] For what?

[00:35:44] Suspicious.

[00:35:45] Chat!

[00:35:46] The surprises do not stop.

[00:35:48] They never stop.

[00:35:50] Omona has been teasing.

[00:35:52] Omona has been teasing.

[00:35:54] Omona has been teasing.

[00:35:56] They've been drip feeding us.

[00:35:59] Slowly.

[00:36:00] The merch available.

[00:36:02] Omona has been teasing.

[00:36:04] Omona has been teasing.

[00:36:06] Omona has been teasing.

[00:36:08] Omona has been teasing.

[00:36:10] Slowly, the merch available at AX this year.

[00:36:15] I will mouse keychains, mouseyverse keychains,

[00:36:18] a different mouse for a different day of the week.

[00:36:26] A different mouse for a different day of the week.

[00:36:28] Which one's your favorite?

[00:36:30] Which one do you like?

[00:36:32] But that's not all.

[00:36:34] If you want to shop at Omona this year at AX,

[00:36:38] A special surprise awaits you, an exclusive anime expo grocery bag full of my face.

[00:36:46] Full of all the different mousies from the mousyverse.

[00:36:53] Oh, at AX this year, this is the back of the bag.

[00:36:57] Hello, Mousy. I met my girlfriend in person for the first time at a munch. She is trans and she bit me. I think I'm properly in love with her.

[00:37:05] Oh, I'm happy that you are in love with somebody who bit you.

[00:37:09] Enjoy getting bitten.

[00:37:12] Oh, and if you think that that's all, of course not.

[00:37:15] My face is at the bottom of the fucking bag too!

[00:37:21] It's on the bottom of the bag too!

[00:37:24] It's on the bottom of the fucking bag too!

[00:37:35] Would you shop with this bag?

[00:37:42] Shop with this bag?

[00:37:57] I can't zoom in any further, this is as far as I can go.

[00:38:25] Someone who cannot attend cons due to also being immune. Compromised, thank you for the

[00:38:47] option to shop online for merch after AX. I have a little less FOMO. I am less love.

[00:38:53] Surprise! You can shop for the merch after AX is over!

[00:38:58] It's not... it's available online after it's over!

[00:39:02] Congratulations! Congratulations, everybody!

[00:39:06] Attention freaks! It's me!

[00:39:19] You're welcome. Thank you.

[00:39:23] Can I please order a pale cucumber?

[00:39:40] Sorry, we don't have that in stock right now.

[00:39:52] Sorry, we don't have that in stock right now.

[00:39:54] When the Warriors would peak, why don't you ask him?

[00:39:57] I've been telling him I've been wanting to play, and he has yet to tell me.

[00:40:01] So you know what? Why don't you ask him? Ask him the question.

[00:40:04] I saw early this week that you're going to be a guest at Otacon, one of my favorite coins.

[00:40:08] I will be there this year, sadly, but hopefully I'll see you at Anime MYC and can't wait for your concert

[00:40:14] I will be there. I'll see you there and I will be at Anime MYC and you're gonna love the concert because it's gonna be great

[00:40:22] Which brings me to my next point. Don't forget guys concert times

[00:40:29] Got multiple concerts we got multiple concerts

[00:40:33] Coming up

[00:40:35] don't forget don't forget

[00:40:44] don't forget

[00:40:47] hold on let me get the graphite

[00:40:55] bae bae bae bae bae bae

[00:40:58] oh god I can't even sneeze

[00:41:01] What the heck?

[00:41:08] Thank you!

[00:41:15] A graphic!

[00:41:20] A graphic!

[00:41:25] A graphic! A graphic! Do not forget! We have Anime Impulse Bay Area Concert on July 18th.

[00:41:37] The tickets are still available if you would like to go. If you would like to go.

[00:41:43] I just realized it says Santa Clara. We never fixed that typo. It's okay.

[00:41:51] That's fine, we need to fix the apples here.

[00:42:04] I hope you guys can come to Santa Clara.

[00:42:10] We have PixelXPoint Perth, August 15th, AnimeNWC, in New York, August 20th, SakaiDucon and

[00:42:19] Puerto Rico, August 29th!

[00:42:29] Instructions on clear invented new city awaiting club arm out of lesson.

[00:42:33] Evening Mouse, hope you're having a wonderful night.

[00:42:35] Have a good evening, Mike.

[00:42:36] You're so pretty, talented, and a wonderful singer.

[00:42:38] I love your content.

[00:42:40] Keep up the good work.

[00:42:41] Good night from Florida.

[00:42:43] Thank you, Mike.

[00:42:46] Good evening, Mike.

[00:42:49] Guys, when they made a whole new city just for me, we're going to be performing in that

[00:43:00] whole new city.

[00:43:01] It's never going to exist after this.

[00:43:03] After this, the city is going to disappear.

[00:43:08] I hope you can meet me in Santa Clara in the newest city created just for me, just for

[00:43:19] one day and the whole city will disappear after the concert's over. If you don't want to see,

[00:43:26] if you want to experience Santa Clara at least one time in your life.

[00:43:36] Guys, let's say Washington. Perk, West Australia.

[00:43:49] West Australia, not Washington.

[00:43:55] Wa-wa!

[00:43:58] Wa-wa!

[00:44:19] Wow Wow

[00:44:37] Okay, I'm to the left of Hellgate, Australia.

[00:44:42] There's a Hellgate, Australia. Stop.

[00:44:49] Hell's Gate, Tasmania, Australia.

[00:45:03] Hell's Gate is the name of the mouth of the Macquarie Harbor on the west coast of Tasmania,

[00:45:13] Australia.

[00:45:15] It's a notoriously shallow and dangerous chanel entrance to the hardboard.

[00:45:22] The actual chanel is between Macquarie, head west and entrance island on the east.

[00:45:31] There is a wider area of water between entrance island and the east torn shore, but it's too

[00:45:37] shallow to get a boat over.

[00:45:42] The name of the channel relates to the original comic exclaim that it was the point of entrance

[00:45:49] to hell, their hell being the Macquarie Harbor Penal Station on Sarah Island and the outlying

[00:45:56] surrounding of the harbour.

[00:45:58] Whoa.

[00:46:16] Due to the precarious entrance

[00:46:18] and the changes in the hydrology

[00:46:20] of the area

[00:46:22] charts and maps were updated

[00:46:24] regularly while straight hand was a port of importance. I'm learning so many things!

[00:46:33] Wow!

[00:46:54] You get to keep the fun and fancy mono, yes.

[00:47:11] Thank you, you win for 10 gifted subs.

[00:47:18] More starter today, now!

[00:47:24] guys we also posted the boost schedule for day 3 of AX day 3 boost schedule has been

[00:47:49] posted up on Twitter day three we got meet and greets with thensetsu.exe

[00:48:04] beachy bond meet and greet only geary meet and greet cash register segment you

[00:48:12] probably might be wondering what the fuck is that guys me and Connor we're gonna

[00:48:15] work to catch register at the booth and we're going to stream it so if you want

[00:48:21] to watch us working at the booth.

[00:48:23] WAPA Corailo, La Rata De Serra Viennepar PR 4, Mamila Kamara, Duambu SCA Le Kamara.

[00:48:33] I can't wait for August. I'll be counting the days like it's an early Christmas.

[00:48:37] if you guys want to meet us at the cash register and watch us get a job

[00:48:52] movie that was terrible

[00:48:55] thank you so much for the rain out there the great stream and rain nachos

[00:49:02] Can I have one soon?

[00:49:11] Yeah, it'll be a special stream. Connor and Mouse get a job.

[00:49:18] Connor and Mouse get a job.

[00:49:20] And then I have my meeting greet at 3.30 to 4.30, and then the Beasties have their meeting greet.

[00:49:26] And then me and Connor have our panel that night at Peach Tree Hall, which I think we're

[00:49:36] streaming it.

[00:49:37] I think.

[00:49:38] I think we're streaming it.

[00:49:47] I think we're streaming it.

[00:50:07] Patree Hall!

[00:50:23] Patree Hall! I hope you guys have fun. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[00:50:27] I'll show you, I'll show you the schedule for the other days too.

[00:50:34] Day 2?

[00:50:37] Day 3, Day 1.

[00:50:44] Okay, for Day 1, Day 1 we have Michi Mochibi, Bichimon Minigree, REL VTuber Minigree, and

[00:51:02] Then at 1.30, oh so you guys know 1.30 to 3 cosplay contests, this will be streamed.

[00:51:08] So, get prepared for a um...

[00:51:15] Cosplay Contest from 1.30 to 3 PM, PST.

[00:51:22] Oh yeah, booby's not accepting gifts, sorry.

[00:51:32] This is PST, so that's like 4 p.m. 4 30 p.m. PST.

[00:51:41] It will be the stream.

[00:51:44] Why no guest?

[00:51:45] I don't know.

[00:51:46] Ask Booby why he doesn't want a new guest.

[00:51:50] Oh my god.

[00:51:55] I have to sleep more, bro.

[00:51:58] I just saw a head pop out from the corner of my eye

[00:52:01] Out of my closet, I saw like a shadowy head. I'm like hallucinating shit. I need to take a nap

[00:52:19] It was me

[00:52:21] I've ever seen like something like out of the corner of your eye like a shadowy figure

[00:52:29] or a head.

[00:52:30] It's like pop-out.

[00:52:31] It happened to me, I just saw a shadowy like a head like pop-out on my closet, I just

[00:52:43] peek out and then un-peek.

[00:52:48] Oh and G? What's wrong? What's wrong? Why are you guys staring? It's just sleep separation.

[00:52:57] It's not like a creature or anything. It's not real.

[00:53:01] That was a demon I'm a demon!

[00:53:14] It was probably the hat man he was wearing a hat though so he took his hat off, was

[00:53:30] Definitely not my mom because she's not in here and there's no big she's not in here because I'm facing the door

[00:53:36] The chicken nugget?

[00:54:01] You mean the chicken nugget that I hid?

[00:54:05] in the closet of my childhood home.

[00:54:08] Cause I didn't want to eat them.

[00:54:13] And then my mom found them years later

[00:54:16] and held up these petrified chicken nuggets to me

[00:54:18] and was like, what the fuck is this?

[00:54:20] I was like, oh.

[00:54:24] Well, how did those get there?

[00:54:28] That was not me.

[00:54:35] hallucinations that move with intelligence are spirits I don't think that thing moved

[00:54:58] with intelligence to just peek his head out.

[00:55:04] I mean, I haven't done it again.

[00:55:06] It's not like it's continuously peeking on me.

[00:55:09] He's peeked one time.

[00:55:12] It probably is German, but wait, German sleeping.

[00:55:14] Not sleeping.

[00:55:15] He's streaming.

[00:55:16] German sleeping right now.

[00:55:18] He's streaming.

[00:55:19] He's not sleeping.

[00:55:20] He's streaming.

[00:55:22] Or is he?

[00:55:24] He's streaming right now.

[00:55:25] He's not peeking at me for my closet.

[00:55:28] There's no way he would do that. He's busy. He's playing chef night.

[00:55:36] Okay, this was day one. Day two. Guys, I'm getting back on track now.

[00:55:42] Day two schedule of AX.

[00:55:46] Then Setsui XZ. We have a block of time that nothing's happening, so people can just enjoy the booth.

[00:55:53] There's much to enjoy you'll see you'll see when we do the IRL you'll see how

[00:55:59] the booth is it's really cool we had this really cool company to design it and

[00:56:04] I'm really excited for the happenings and then we have a Nyan and Ethel

[00:56:11] meet and greet.

[00:56:14] Nyan and Ethel meet and greet and then what is this Iron Mouths Warframe

[00:56:20] Dev community meetup. Yes, it's true. Guys, if you're a Warframe fan and you're gonna be at AX, there was a

[00:56:28] Dev community meetup at my booth.

[00:56:34] Warframe. At my booth.

[00:56:37] What kind of cycle eats lunch before 4 p.m.? Listen. Hello.

[00:56:44] They're not Latino, bro. Latinos...

[00:56:46] Oh

[00:56:49] What do you understand that we're different and we're weird, okay?

[00:57:05] America

[00:57:16] they're not Latino bro Latinos we eat like oh my god and then I like to be like

[00:57:23] why you eat dinner at like eight

[00:57:32] why you didn't like at 8 9 p.m. what's happening

[00:57:46] You get home and they're like did you eat lunch is 3 p.m. It's time for lunch

[00:58:11] Well, that's why school is like

[00:58:16] I think the warframe community meetup is going to be streamed, I think all the things

[00:58:44] and blue are streamed. So then we have the set to exe beach bot on geerie. The cash register

[00:58:53] we're getting we should have written we should have written iron mouse and corner get a real job

[00:58:59] from 130 to 3 p.m. Iron mouse and corner get a real job.

[00:59:14] And then the beast and me, another in me and greet from me, and then the beasties me and

[00:59:32] greet, and then an iron mouse and sea dog panel at Patri Hall, which will be streamed

[00:59:37] I think.

[00:59:41] probably might be wondering what are you guys gonna do on the fourth day well

[00:59:44] you're gonna have to wait and see

[00:59:49] ha-choo

[00:59:53] I'm not a runner go to hell retail

[01:00:00] would you say that that retail is hell or the restaurant service is hell

[01:00:07] sales or service both sales or food service I feel like food services is

[01:00:30] It's is rougher because

[01:00:34] When people don't get food they get very very very very crazy

[01:00:44] They get very crazy

[01:00:49] Also like the tipping stuff

[01:00:51] hmm at least with like at least with sales jobs that you get you get paid an

[01:01:00] hourly wage but when you're in the restaurant business you're like getting

[01:01:05] tits and sometimes people don't fucking want a fucking tits and they're like

[01:01:16] Like, you're getting paid, aren't you?

[01:01:19] And then like, yeah, but I'm getting paid like $2.

[01:01:23] It's like two something like,

[01:01:24] but you're still getting paid.

[01:01:26] And this is like, wow, you're an asshole.

[01:01:46] I'm glad we don't have a tipping culture in Australia.

[01:01:55] Everybody should just get paid.

[01:02:03] Are you hyped for PowerWorld 1.0?

[01:02:06] Apple, thank you so much for the 5 gifts of I am!

[01:02:09] We're going to be doing a PowerWorld server when the new PowerWorld comes out.

[01:02:15] I'm gonna do a powerl server server for the community or the streamer streamer sorry streamer

[01:02:38] server streamer server sorry guys maybe I should be more specific

[01:02:41] sorry bros actually I was thinking about doing a community minecraft server but I think I'm

[01:03:00] only it's only gonna be it's only gonna be for

[01:03:08] uh I'm thinking like

[01:03:30] you

[01:04:00] you

[01:04:30] you

[01:05:00] you

[01:05:30] you

[01:06:00] You

[01:06:20] Make you sure I take time to do my skincare every night

[01:06:26] Haircare every night

[01:06:28] And by every night I mean the fucking morning.

[01:06:47] Horn care.

[01:06:48] Been taking care of my horns.

[01:06:54] I'm polishing my horns.

[01:07:04] One day, Miles is gonna do a face reveal

[01:07:05] and she's gonna be a five foot seven Jack lady.

[01:07:17] I wish that was true.

[01:07:21] I wish that was true.

[01:07:22] Listen man, it'll work out.

[01:07:30] We can't grow taller.

[01:07:33] We can't grow taller.

[01:07:43] You can't grow fucking taller, bro.

[01:07:55] Out of your 4 for 9?

[01:07:59] I honestly think I'm shrinking.

[01:08:00] I think I'm shrinking, which is worrying me.

[01:08:03] I think I'm fucking shrinking, bro.

[01:08:05] I'm 4'10", but like I was standing next to my sister and she's like, cool.

[01:08:13] Holy shit, you got it shorter, what the fuck?

[01:08:15] I don't like...

[01:08:23] I'm done it.

[01:08:26] Hmm.

[01:08:31] Cough, cough, cough, my posture's fine!

[01:08:36] Is your posture...

[01:08:38] It's fine!

[01:08:41] It's fine!

[01:08:43] But I was in the living room with my sister and I was sitting on the couch and I have

[01:08:59] a couch that like all the legs go up on the whole couch.

[01:09:03] Like I got a couch where all the seats are reclinable.

[01:09:06] Every seat, right?

[01:09:08] Every seat is reclinable.

[01:09:11] So I'm sitting on the couch, I put the leg up, and I'm like curled up like with my knees

[01:09:19] like to my chest, and I'm like curled up, it'll blink it.

[01:09:30] And then I'm about to get off, right?

[01:09:33] I'm about to get off the couch, and I lower the legs.

[01:09:37] And my sister looks at me and she's like,

[01:09:40] bro, your feet don't even fucking touch the ground

[01:09:45] when the feet is normal.

[01:09:49] And I'm like, what the fuck?

[01:09:52] Bro, what the fuck?

[01:09:53] She was like, you literally have to like...

[01:09:58] She was like, oh my God, like,

[01:10:00] they don't even brush the ground.

[01:10:02] She's like, there's literally like a big gap.

[01:10:07] You lake half the lake!

[01:10:08] Now see your hair, X.

[01:10:10] Pink and shiny every day.

[01:10:12] What's your secret?

[01:10:13] Temp.

[01:10:16] Thank you.

[01:10:17] My pink shiny hair.

[01:10:22] Bro, I'm like, what the fuck, man?

[01:10:25] So what?

[01:10:30] She was, she was, I was just like, bro, it's so many.

[01:10:32] She was like, I'm just, she's like, I'm just shocked that there's so much of a gap

[01:10:37] between your foot and the floor

[01:10:41] There's so much of a gap

[01:10:42] it's really really really big

[01:10:45] I guess like a fucking canyon

[01:10:47] Are you afraid every time you get up the couch

[01:10:49] and I'm like what the fuck

[01:10:50] AHHHHHH

[01:10:58] This must not play

[01:11:07] They don't make furniture by size then.

[01:11:18] You know what she told me, she was like, every time you get off furniture it's an adventure

[01:11:27] for you.

[01:11:28] That is so...

[01:11:30] I swear to God.

[01:11:39] She's acting like I'm like, propelling off a fucking...

[01:11:43] What the fuck?

[01:11:44] There is a reason you're called Iron Mouse and not Iron Giraffe.

[01:11:48] Bro, she fried me, man.

[01:11:50] So messed up.

[01:11:53] I'm sorry.

[01:11:55] I wouldn't buy furniture in my size,

[01:11:56] but then nobody in my house would be able to sit down.

[01:12:02] I'm sorry, I'm considerate of everybody around me.

[01:12:09] Not bad.

[01:12:14] As soon as the kids table broke.

[01:12:16] Mr. Price Furniture, I swear to God.

[01:12:25] Do your parents give you uppies?

[01:12:42] Dope.

[01:12:43] I'm an adult.

[01:12:49] My brother did though.

[01:12:50] My brother, when he saw me the other day, he saw me and he like-

[01:12:52] has a wild section of furniture new size it's right before the meeples

[01:13:03] we're upies

[01:13:05] bro let me open the air

[01:13:07] like what the fuck

[01:13:09] I'm an adult put me down

[01:13:11] I'm an adult put me down now

[01:13:14] An adult woman, put me down!

[01:13:24] On hand of my penis, who gives the best of these Iron Bro movie TTS Kenya and old chicken

[01:13:42] What is this fucking? What is this shit? What is this? Who makes these bowls?

[01:13:53] Who's making this? Oh my god, I have trumpet nose.

[01:14:03] I have trumpet nose, man.

[01:14:05] Of course it's a fucking- OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING ZEE

[01:14:11] A COURSE

[01:14:21] Come on

[01:14:26] Where's trumpet nose?

[01:14:28] It's where your nose, when you have a stuffy nose, you make a little

[01:14:31] noise with your nose

[01:14:33] When you breathe, it goes pring pring pring pring.

[01:14:38] Pring.

[01:14:43] What nose, I swear to God.

[01:14:50] I swear to God.

[01:14:55] So Freddy Fazbear knows what.

[01:15:00] You mean, pring.

[01:15:03] I can think of one foolproof way to make the pole stop iron mouse big big grain.

[01:15:12] Z, you're not going to get fired bro, shut the fuck up and sit down, do your fricking job.

[01:15:21] We're damn strong and shut down and shut up!

[01:15:31] Hold on.

[01:15:39] Woolsey, sit down, he's not gonna sit down.

[01:15:49] I'm being gonna focus it down.

[01:16:02] Hey Papa!

[01:16:03] I've been training for nine months!

[01:16:05] Holy shit, what's up Papa?

[01:16:08] Ahem, no shit.

[01:16:19] I put out, I tweeted my going live tweet today I made, I asked a question, for some reason I like to ask questions during my going live tweets.

[01:16:29] If there was ever a song you ever wanted to hear me sing, which song would it be?

[01:16:34] So if you have Twitter reply to that post and I'll be looking at it and we'll see.

[01:16:43] Well I will be adding to my repertoire.

[01:16:49] Lady Marmalade

[01:16:52] You see pink did Lady Marmalade at the Tonys

[01:16:57] Who watched the Tonys I ended up watching the Tonys after the fact

[01:17:08] It was all right

[01:17:12] It was all right

[01:17:14] I'm sorry am I was I hallucinating was I hallucinating last night before I went to bed and by last night I mean this morning

[01:17:28] Hey are they making a Hades Town movie?

[01:17:34] This isn't. Whoa. How about Scuttlebutt?

[01:17:37] Hold on I'm looking for Hades Town news.

[01:17:44] pro shot releasing in there oh my god I'm gonna lose my mind I need it

[01:18:02] oh my god it's gonna be great man

[01:18:14] what the FU-K?

[01:18:15] what the FU-K?

[01:18:16] what the FU-K?

[01:18:19] house you need to audition for the dungeon crawler carl series as a v8 for the sky knows

[01:18:24] what the FU-K?

[01:18:25] what the FU-K?

[01:18:26] WHAT THE FU-K?

[01:18:27] WHAT THE FUCK?

[01:18:28] what should i do?

[01:18:34] and what the FU-K?

[01:18:44] more opera like the bell song the doll song

[01:19:14] What about the song that made you want to become an opera singer?

[01:19:25] Oh yes, the aria of the diva, Pueblo Laguna.

[01:19:29] Diva!

[01:19:30] Diva!

[01:19:31] Diva!

[01:19:32] Diva!

[01:19:33] Diva!

[01:19:34] I'm a diva.

[01:19:35] I'm not a diva.

[01:19:36] I'm not.

[01:19:37] I will never be an opera diva, bro.

[01:19:38] I'm not a diva.

[01:19:39] I will never be an opera diva bro.

[01:19:44] I'm not cool enough to be an opera diva.

[01:19:50] I'm not gonna do this whole thing, but I f-

[01:19:53] Okay look, this is where it is.

[01:20:09] Oh my god! Bring her back, bro! Bring her back!

[01:20:21] Bro, you don't understand how hard this song is.

[01:20:39] AHH!

[01:20:41] Holy shit!

[01:20:59] Ah, here she goes.

[01:21:03] Bro, what?!

[01:21:05] Are you fucking-

[01:21:06] What?!

[01:21:09] She's supposed to be a wind up doll in the song.

[01:21:34] It's the wind of dawn!

[01:21:38] Stop shaking her!

[01:21:42] You're an old man!

[01:22:04] Oh, my God!

[01:22:06] Oh, my God!

[01:22:12] Wow!

[01:22:34] Somebody wind her up quick, HELP!

[01:22:41] What's up, precious girl?

[01:22:46] Show me some love!

[01:22:50] It's that dog!

[01:22:56] Don't get me started.

[01:23:02] Have you ever seen, have you ever seen clips of the Spider-Man musical?

[01:23:05] Holy shit.

[01:23:10] The fucking Spider-Man musical, help!

[01:23:13] Help!

[01:23:16] Help!

[01:23:19] Spider-Man musical?

[01:23:23] It got cancelled. Rightfully so.

[01:23:32] I got cancelled because it was very...

[01:23:37] It was very dangerous.

[01:23:40] Not everything has to be a musical wall, you know what?

[01:23:43] Oh, it was these people.

[01:23:51] It was called Spiderman Turn Off the Door.

[01:23:54] I have no experience singing, but I imagine having to sing those high notes as Takato

[01:24:04] makes it infinitely more difficult as you have only a split second to hit the note exactly.

[01:24:09] Yes.

[01:24:10] You see the vision?

[01:24:14] I thought this vision was unseen.

[01:24:20] You thought about doing an opera version of Club I-Mouse in the future?

[01:24:36] Maybe.

[01:24:38] Maybe.

[01:24:40] Oh.

[01:24:42] And every heart that meets

[01:24:46] Will color your world red

[01:24:50] And the sorrow

[01:24:52] The musical he like gets his powers from like a spider goddess or some shit like the goddess

[01:25:12] Some God of spider like visits him or something.

[01:25:15] But your strength will be a vision, beyond visibility.

[01:25:21] And the gift I've woven for you will give you new eyes to see.

[01:25:27] I guess she's mad at what?

[01:25:29] I guess those are heads.

[01:25:30] That you can rise above, swing through the sky.

[01:25:37] They're arms.

[01:25:38] They're razor arms.

[01:25:39] I'm sorry, but it's powers where we stole the power by a spider goddess, okay?

[01:25:55] Well, now you know, you're welcome, guys.

[01:26:00] You're welcome.

[01:26:01] Now you know this existed.

[01:26:02] They cancelled it.

[01:26:04] People kept getting hurt.

[01:26:06] I think somebody almost died.

[01:26:10] You're welcome.

[01:26:15] You're welcome.

[01:26:21] I think somebody almost died, because like, they were doing like a ton of like, wire work and stuff and people...

[01:26:27] and people kept getting injured. It reminds me- it reminded me of the...

[01:26:30] There's this other musical...

[01:26:32] I've talked about it before. Starlight Express.

[01:26:35] that was another musical it just recently got a revival but it was

[01:26:40] cancelled because it was a whole musical film on people on like roller skates

[01:26:45] and everybody kept getting injured and hurt because like some of the roller

[01:26:50] skate numbers like were insane

[01:26:56] it was very dangerous people were dying well they were dying I don't know

[01:27:00] Did somebody die? I don't think so. I think they got horrifically injured.

[01:27:07] I never played it.

[01:27:20] Hey.

[01:27:25] Hey.

[01:27:28] How's it going?

[01:27:29] Pretty good. How are you? I was just teaching chat about the spider-man musical

[01:27:36] There's a spider-man musical well got cancelled because it was no oh

[01:27:43] Okay, well

[01:27:45] Bad and people kept getting hurt cuz of the wire work and and and there was a goddess spider and it was it was a lot I

[01:27:54] I mean, it wouldn't be a Spider-Man musical if they weren't like swinging through the air and stuff like that

[01:28:01] They were swinging through the air and I think somebody almost died

[01:28:04] Oh geez

[01:28:06] Yeah

[01:28:07] Dude, that's wild

[01:28:08] And then I was telling people about other musicals that were dangerous

[01:28:11] There was one musical called Starlight Express with a bunch of people on roller skates

[01:28:15] And like they had to cancel it because people kept getting hurt

[01:28:18] Because the people on roller skates kept falling and like injuring themselves

[01:28:22] because the whole theater was made like an obstacle course type thing

[01:28:27] and they were doing like roller derby as they were derby

[01:28:29] and they were singing

[01:28:30] and they cancelled it but now they revived it again

[01:28:34] and now they're wearing blades

[01:28:36] wow that sounds like such a vagus show

[01:28:40] it does sound like a vagus show

[01:28:42] the most serious fall occurred when starman christopher taney plummeted roughly 30 feet into the orchestra

[01:28:48] due to a harness malfunction

[01:28:50] His injuries included a fractured skull and shoulder blade, four broken ribs and three fractured vertebrae.

[01:28:58] I would like to be a part of the Wicked musical.

[01:29:01] Because it's my favorite and I know it's mainstream and I know it's normie and I know it was like

[01:29:06] Oh my, I'm sure to fuck. You can't think of a musical that's obscure and like real musical fans and I'm gonna be like

[01:29:13] No, I don't want to fucking make good on no game.

[01:29:15] You just like that musical because everyone else does.

[01:29:18] I do, I don't care.

[01:29:19] It's like it because it's broad appeal.

[01:29:21] It has broad, you know what broad appeal?

[01:29:23] Broad way.

[01:29:24] Oh.

[01:29:29] That would be fun.

[01:29:30] I would like to ride the cyclone.

[01:29:31] I like that one.

[01:29:33] Mmm.

[01:29:35] Wait, which one?

[01:29:36] Ride the cyclone.

[01:29:36] Oh, I would like to be an avenue queue.

[01:29:39] Oh my gosh.

[01:29:41] How cute would that be?

[01:29:42] It'll be super cute.

[01:29:43] I wanna be, I wanna be, I don't know who I wanna be.

[01:29:49] I don't think.

[01:29:51] Hmm.

[01:29:53] I- it's been so long

[01:29:55] since I've even heard

[01:29:57] an Avenue Q song.

[01:29:59] I have to go back.

[01:30:00] It got a revival.

[01:30:01] It did.

[01:30:02] Yeah, I'll- I'll be Lucy the Slut!

[01:30:05] Oh, there you go!

[01:30:07] I love her!

[01:30:09] I love Lucy the Slut.

[01:30:11] I mean, who doesn't?

[01:30:12] Who doesn't love Lucy the Slut?

[01:30:15] Oh, I'd like to be a Beetlejuice!

[01:30:17] Oh, oh, that would be so fun. Oh my gosh

[01:30:22] Candy oh candy would love that

[01:30:25] Candy would love that oh

[01:30:29] I

[01:30:30] um, I got a

[01:30:33] part in Sweeney Todd as

[01:30:36] The uh, well who's the young boy that sings the Joanna song?

[01:30:39] Oh my god, who's this? What's his name?

[01:30:41] I don't know his name, but I didn't end up doing it because I was busy, but it was for like a local theater that I previously did a show at.

[01:30:50] And they were just like, hey do you want to come back?

[01:30:52] Oh my god! But you have a great voice.

[01:30:56] Thanks! I did a handful of musicals, I haven't done one in a long time.

[01:31:01] It doesn't surprise me, you have an incredible voice.

[01:31:04] Stop it. I think that you all you would kill some show tunes

[01:31:11] Some musicals. Oh my

[01:31:15] Guys if you don't know shy has an amazing incredible voice and he has one of the best male voices I've heard in a long time

[01:31:22] Guys if you didn't know mouse actually if you look up iron mouse on the internet

[01:31:28] You should all use the music

[01:31:31] He really can't take compliments, can he?

[01:31:36] No, I can't. I'm really bad at it.

[01:31:38] He really can't take compliments. You can't take compliments.

[01:31:42] I like it when people give me things.

[01:31:45] What the heck?

[01:31:47] Even if it's compliments, I can't do it.

[01:31:55] Look, look, filthy corpuses, golden shower changed my life.

[01:31:59] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. That's that's that I mean good

[01:32:18] Yeah

[01:32:21] Yeah

[01:32:24] So so what do you what have you been up to recently?

[01:32:29] Thank you very much, thank you for the rain out there, great stream, thank you very much.

[01:32:33] Just hanging out, just chillin'?

[01:32:34] Just chillin'?

[01:32:35] Yeah?

[01:32:36] Just talkin' a chat?

[01:32:37] Oh, they're nice to talk to.

[01:32:40] They are nice to talk to, and they're great.

[01:32:43] They're great and they're nice.

[01:32:45] What have you been doing?

[01:32:47] Oh, I've been chattin' with chat, you know, just, you know, really shootin' the shit,

[01:32:52] you know?

[01:32:53] What kind of shit are you shootin'?

[01:32:55] Oh, all kinds, mostly from my nose.

[01:32:57] I've been very congested.

[01:32:58] me too I have trumpet nose oh trumpet nose yeah you've been playing that thing

[01:33:05] my nose my nose when everybody's like

[01:33:10] same same mine's been horrible this is like the first day that like it's it's

[01:33:17] been I had to cancel streams this is the after a couple days now that's the

[01:33:21] first time I'm back actually being able to talk oh no you've been sick it's not

[01:33:27] He's had a plague.

[01:33:29] Yeah.

[01:33:30] A touch of consumption.

[01:33:32] Yeah.

[01:33:33] I've been trying to expel, but it's, you know.

[01:33:36] He's been poring.

[01:33:37] I actually did it live on stream.

[01:33:38] I ran saline through my nose.

[01:33:41] It sounds live on stream.

[01:33:43] You did the saline flush nose?

[01:33:45] Yes.

[01:33:46] It sounds horribly gross.

[01:33:48] I hate doing that shit.

[01:33:50] Yeah.

[01:33:51] I don't like doing it.

[01:33:53] Yeah.

[01:33:54] I did it and it made everything worse, and then I was fucked up for like months and then I had to get a sinus surgery.

[01:34:01] Oh! No! That's horrible!

[01:34:06] That's so bad. Yeah, I don't like that.

[01:34:09] Especially if you get like a little bit in your mouth and it just makes you want to throw up.

[01:34:13] You know?

[01:34:18] It's not good.

[01:34:22] It's not good.

[01:34:23] Well my doctor made me do special rinses with like medicine in it.

[01:34:29] Oh!

[01:34:30] Ooh!

[01:34:31] I had to get my rinses with medicine in it.

[01:34:34] Ooh!

[01:34:36] What the fuck is wrong with my shit?

[01:34:39] What the-

[01:34:40] Pffft!

[01:34:42] What happened?

[01:34:43] I- I guess my freaking model like froze and then like she flew across the screen.

[01:34:50] Oh!

[01:34:50] Pffft!

[01:34:51] You know what happened to me?

[01:34:52] what happened just like not even moments ago oh no I was I was in my room

[01:35:01] and I'm talking to chat and you know what happened I have a corner on my eye I

[01:35:05] see a little shadowy head peek out of my closet oh and then it disappeared and

[01:35:12] there's nothing there and I was like oh my god it's a ghost oh my god it's a

[01:35:16] demon and I'm like it's just me it slipped your probation

[01:35:22] Do you think it was a creature?

[01:35:24] Are you...

[01:35:26] Are you... How much sleep did you get?

[01:35:28] You know, a little bit of sleep, you know what I mean?

[01:35:31] Like a smidge, you know. Enough.

[01:35:33] Yeah, I got enough to street you.

[01:35:36] Enough. Yeah, I feel that.

[01:35:38] I may have also had a better drill.

[01:35:41] Oh, dude, I've been taking the maxed out Beniz the past couple of nights.

[01:35:47] I am not waking up.

[01:35:50] Not until my body feels like it's time to actually get up it is whoo the hat man's been laying me down the rest

[01:35:59] Yeah, it might have been it might have been his little hat, you know, maybe he took his hat he was like hello and then he left

[01:36:09] There's there has to be a five nights at Benny's game. Oh

[01:36:13] My absolute trip

[01:36:17] There has to be oh my god there is

[01:36:20] 5 nights at Benny's! A survival horror game!

[01:36:28] 5 nights at Benny's. Oh, but this is...

[01:36:31] What is this? Why does it look like...

[01:36:33] Why is it Shrek and Talking Tom?

[01:36:36] Ew. This is screaming it has a virus.

[01:36:41] Hey, hey, why you hate Talking Tom, huh?

[01:36:44] Hey, full Talking Tom.

[01:36:46] Okay, well...

[01:36:50] I don't know. He scares me. I don't like our Benny. We need when I would like to put in a request

[01:36:57] That we have a five nights at Benny's Brista. Ha man

[01:37:04] Yeah, we have we have a hat man game it's gonna be great

[01:37:09] What do you guys think?

[01:37:12] Yeah, let's do it. We should

[01:37:20] There is a game on Steam. Oh my gosh! Wait, I've already played it, it says!

[01:37:24] I have a poetry talent on it called The Hat Man. Shadow Ward.

[01:37:30] Wait, I've already played it. The scariest game of 2014! Oh, thank you, 14! Jesus!

[01:37:39] When did I play this? The game didn't even come out until 2016!

[01:37:43] What the hell? Wait, Hat Man. Oh, I played it in 2020.

[01:37:48] Still, I played it for 16 minutes. It must have been too good.

[01:37:53] Play Hatman, I see.

[01:37:55] Yeah.

[01:37:57] The Hatman.

[01:37:59] Oh, the Hatman.

[01:38:01] Wait, there's a new one. The Hatman.

[01:38:07] If you go on Steam, it came out in 20...

[01:38:12] It hasn't come out yet. Plan released June 30th, 2026, The Hatman.

[01:38:17] A first-person psychological horror game inspired by the Hatman Urban Legend, focused on sleep paralysis, fear, and the terror of being unable to move.

[01:38:27] Uh-oh. Wow. Wow.

[01:38:33] That could be us.

[01:38:35] Wait. I'm gonna add this to my wish list. I don't forget about it.

[01:38:42] I added it to my wish list.

[01:38:44] This looks like something that I will play actually sounds like the new poop killer

[01:38:51] What no?

[01:38:53] Right after a great story. Thank you very much. No, no, no, it's not

[01:38:59] Did you play the whole poop killer saga? I

[01:39:03] Had to stop after like six or seven. I played all of them. You played all of them. I did. Oh

[01:39:09] I will not apologize

[01:39:14] I will not apologize

[01:39:16] That was yeah, it was interesting what do you um?

[01:39:21] So as a

[01:39:24] Full poop killer consumer. What do you what do you which one which one really stuck out to you?

[01:39:31] I want to be honest. I barely remember playing it

[01:39:37] Because I was hopped up on medicine when I did

[01:39:40] Gotcha, did you see the spin-off of FartKiller?

[01:39:45] What? There's a FartKiller game?

[01:39:48] I really want to save you time and effort in going into that,

[01:39:52] but I'm going to let you know that it does take a very long time for anything to happen.

[01:39:57] You're just kind of like working a lonely little shack in the middle of the city at night,

[01:40:02] and then every now and then, like after like 10 minutes, you'll hear like a...

[01:40:06] And you think it would get closer, but it genuinely takes like an hour or two before anything happens, and it's it's pretty rough

[01:40:17] Yeah, it doesn't you know doesn't have the same kind of spark as poop killer

[01:40:22] Oh my god, that's not the same. I just sound no

[01:40:28] Sound fun at all. No, it doesn't

[01:40:31] And chat's asking if they can kiss.

[01:40:34] Yeah, they can kiss, I guess.

[01:40:37] Alright, you guys can kiss.

[01:40:39] Check this out.

[01:40:40] A Happy Humble's burgatory is co-op?

[01:40:45] Wait, it wasn't.

[01:40:49] It wasn't.

[01:40:50] Is it new?

[01:40:51] Oh, they made a co-op game.

[01:40:55] Wait, I love that.

[01:40:58] Wait, this stuff is so...

[01:41:01] What?

[01:41:03] Me trying to find it desperately looking around.

[01:41:10] Wait, uh, happy.

[01:41:13] Happy is humble.

[01:41:14] Oh, it's burgatory.

[01:41:16] Burgatory.

[01:41:18] Ooh, the original cooking horror returns to an unhinged co-op experience for one to four players.

[01:41:24] I want to play this!

[01:41:25] I want to play too!

[01:41:27] Oh shit! Wait, this comes out so soon!

[01:41:30] It comes out literally in like, oh, two or three days.

[01:41:34] Wait, it comes out in three days?

[01:41:36] Oh shit, this comes out on Tuesday!

[01:41:38] It comes out on Tuesday! We gotta play it!

[01:41:40] What are you doing on like, Tuesday or Wednesday?

[01:41:43] I'm gonna check my schedule, bro.

[01:41:45] You wanna check your schedule? Wait, wait, wait.

[01:41:48] I'm gonna check out this trailer real quick.

[01:41:50] I'm gonna check my schedule.

[01:41:52] What are you cooking?

[01:41:59] I can't answer it on Tuesday, but I couldn't answer it on Tuesday.

[01:42:06] It's my meetings!

[01:42:09] They can't do my meetings without me!

[01:42:13] I have to be there!

[01:42:15] It's okay.

[01:42:17] You gotta ask Roxy.

[01:42:19] I was just gonna say why don't you just say Roxy, please you ask Roxy. She'll say yes to you. She won't say yes to me

[01:42:28] No, it's probably important

[01:42:31] It's probably important. I don't want to make Roxy sad. I love her

[01:42:35] I got Wednesday. I got to Thursday

[01:42:39] Wednesday

[01:42:40] I could save this for Wednesday Wednesday is like to me. I just kind of put it in my head that Wednesdays are just like

[01:42:48] Slop days for me. It's just like a whatever, you know every day's a stop day for me. Yeah

[01:42:53] This looks great though. I'm like watching the trailer. It looks really solid

[01:43:00] Looks fun

[01:43:02] Wonderful players to I wonder if we'll be able to grab someone else maybe candy

[01:43:08] Yeah, we'll have to see I'll tell them play with us every day's a nice little day

[01:43:14] Yeah

[01:43:16] Everyday's my stop date and stop all over myself.

[01:43:20] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[01:43:21] Stop by all over myself.

[01:43:25] Yeah.

[01:43:26] Oh, this is good. This is- oh, wow!

[01:43:28] That next trailer, what the-

[01:43:30] Oh no, that was the end of that one.

[01:43:32] Is this live acting at the end?

[01:43:35] Hmm.

[01:43:36] Oh wait!

[01:43:38] Incorrect.

[01:43:39] We read it wrong.

[01:43:42] Oh, it's July 16th.

[01:43:44] It's four weeks ago.

[01:43:45] Wrong that's okay. We can still play game on Wednesday

[01:43:50] Okay, I'm down. I

[01:43:53] Feel like I still have like a handful of you know cooperative games. There's pipes exe

[01:44:02] Yes, I want to play that I

[01:44:05] Want to do that? There's pipes exe

[01:44:09] There's I want to do that. There's um

[01:44:12] There's um

[01:44:13] Mecha Chameleon?

[01:44:16] I'm indifferent about that one because I just feel like I don't know if I'll be good

[01:44:22] Then pipesy exceces!

[01:44:27] I'm down for trying that though

[01:44:29] PIPESY EXCECITES!

[01:44:32] I really want to play and it doesn't even have a release date yet. I want to play someone's inside me

[01:44:38] What?

[01:44:39] The video game on Steam by the way

[01:44:41] Um...

[01:44:43] Right now?

[01:44:45] It's not like... well...

[01:44:48] Unless you have meetings.

[01:44:53] It's kind of... why does this remind me...

[01:44:57] Have you seen that?

[01:44:59] Yeah. Did you see Finding Frankie 2?

[01:45:02] Yeah, I want to play it.

[01:45:05] I have to play the first one. I never finished it.

[01:45:08] Really?

[01:45:10] did but you've seen someone's inside me no this is the first time I'm saying

[01:45:18] it looks awesome oh yeah it looks great I love it more of it has trapped you and

[01:45:24] your classmates on a dandy multiplayer field trip inside a human body with

[01:45:29] proximity chat who teams must scaven sabotage and I'll wait each other to

[01:45:33] see who escapes first this looks fucking awesome oh the trailer is insane it has

[01:45:39] such good quality.

[01:45:41] Let me pull it up so I can show chat.

[01:45:43] Love, I love the concept by it. It's so um, I don't know why it just makes me think of

[01:45:48] like Osmosis Jones.

[01:45:50] Oh my god, I think, I think of fucked up Magic School Bus.

[01:45:54] And Magic School Bus, yeah.

[01:45:59] It's like a fucked up Magic School Bus.

[01:46:02] Fuck me up, Mrs. Morbid.

[01:46:09] You're not gonna you haven't touched your swap

[01:46:20] What if you're when you're inside this guy you start just like punching his heart wait, so are we going inside miss Morbin?

[01:46:27] No, we're just going inside somebody else's body wait. Do you see the trailer? Yeah

[01:46:33] Oh my god, it literally is like mine school bus with a book it is

[01:46:39] Wow, he even chose a little bit of gameplay. That's crazy.

[01:46:46] Kind of.

[01:46:48] We go up, it's ass!

[01:46:50] Oh, yeah.

[01:46:53] In this man's ass.

[01:46:55] We're going up a man's butthole?

[01:46:57] Yup.

[01:46:59] Yup.

[01:47:05] I can't wait to go up somebody's butthole.

[01:47:09] That's, yeah, that's the thing you can do in life.

[01:47:11] We're going up Jerry the human ass.

[01:47:14] Yup.

[01:47:17] Yup.

[01:47:19] Right up his butt!

[01:47:21] Yow yow!

[01:47:25] Yeah, no joke, like right up there.

[01:47:30] I wanna play that.

[01:47:32] We have to go into his brain?

[01:47:35] I don't know.

[01:47:36] I think you're just, I'm hoping...

[01:47:38] that the gameplay will be like randomized on how you get... well maybe kinda... I don't know.

[01:47:44] Oh my god, don't fall in his stomach acids. Yeah. Oh my god, he takes a laxative, he shits us out.

[01:47:53] Wait, a sperm just grabbed somebody's head. Yeah. So you do end up in his balls at one point.

[01:48:01] Wait a minute. It seemed like the implication was the sperm was up his ass.

[01:48:07] Okay, maybe Jerry the human was just hanging out with Barry the human and they were having

[01:48:14] just like a fun time last night. You know, it's his life. Happy Pride.

[01:48:18] Happy Pride.

[01:48:21] Whoa. I want to play this game.

[01:48:24] Right?

[01:48:26] It looks so fun.

[01:48:26] It looks too good to be true almost.

[01:48:30] Yeah.

[01:48:30] I've been very skeptical of games lately 10-player lobby

[01:48:38] On on that game. Yes, what?

[01:48:42] That's so many five

[01:48:47] Because you have to like you have to see who gets out first so oh who gets stuck in his balls and like who gets out

[01:48:54] I'm not gonna get stuck in his balls

[01:48:56] balls. Yeah, I mean, if you're on my team, we're not getting stuck in his balls. True.

[01:49:06] True. We'll fight to get out of the balls. The balls will not be our resting place. Did

[01:49:12] we mention scooters? So I'm guessing we can ride scooters inside his inside his fucking

[01:49:18] Oh!

[01:49:18] Balls?

[01:49:20] Okay, maybe!

[01:49:21] Maybe his balls are like a skate park.

[01:49:23] What's up, Heavenly?

[01:49:25] Heavenly!

[01:49:26] I love Heavenly.

[01:49:29] Me too.

[01:49:32] I love them.

[01:49:34] So good.

[01:49:35] Mmm, mmm.

[01:49:37] Delicious.

[01:49:38] Delicious, oof.

[01:49:40] A delicious, a delicious Heavenly.

[01:49:44] What about balls?

[01:49:46] Well, maybe you can enjoy this man's balls.

[01:49:50] True.

[01:49:51] It's a game heavy.

[01:49:51] I've had this conversation with him before.

[01:49:53] About enjoying a man's balls.

[01:49:55] Uh-huh.

[01:49:59] I'm sure you enjoyed it.

[01:50:01] Well, I was sitting on his lap, so.

[01:50:04] You were sitting on his lap talking to him about balls?

[01:50:07] It was my birthday, so, you know, last year.

[01:50:10] It was your birthday.

[01:50:12] Yeah.

[01:50:14] They gave you birthday spank?

[01:50:16] You know what? No he didn't!

[01:50:18] Uh oh. How are you going to grow an inch if you don't get a birthday spank?

[01:50:23] Right! Right! That's what I always say!

[01:50:27] Come on, man!

[01:50:30] Should I give him a birthday spank now? He's not going to grow an inch!

[01:50:33] Dang!

[01:50:37] How's he not going to fucking grow an inch?

[01:50:40] Now he's just going to double it and give it to the next person.

[01:50:43] So Mouse never received birthday specs?

[01:50:45] No, okay, that's the reason why I'm short, okay?

[01:50:49] Oh, yeah.

[01:50:51] Okay, she doesn't really like to talk about it, okay?

[01:50:54] It's a short subject.

[01:50:56] Well, I guess it's not so short subject, but you get what I mean.

[01:50:59] It's a short subject.

[01:51:01] Short subject.

[01:51:03] Yep.

[01:51:05] Yep.

[01:51:07] Whatever!

[01:51:09] My sister said every time I get off the couch,

[01:51:11] Every time I get off furniture, it's an adventure for me.

[01:51:13] Uh-huh.

[01:51:15] I'm so sure.

[01:51:16] You think of this, TikToks, where it's just like,

[01:51:18] point a view of my girlfriend getting out of bed,

[01:51:20] and it's just like hops off, and you're only like an inch above the ground,

[01:51:23] just like...

[01:51:24] just like running and cussing at her.

[01:51:27] That's literally me, bro.

[01:51:29] Aw.

[01:51:31] Everybody's supposed to be packing me on the thing yesterday.

[01:51:34] This guy who made like,

[01:51:36] he made a headband for his girlfriend,

[01:51:38] and it's like an arrow pointing at her head.

[01:51:40] And he saw that!

[01:51:42] I was like, why is everybody tagging me in this shit?

[01:51:45] So we can find her when they're in like a department store.

[01:51:47] Bro, I'm so short. You wouldn't even see the fucking arrow.

[01:51:52] Just need a longer arrow.

[01:51:54] The arrow would need to be like super fucking long.

[01:51:58] Just put like a pole, like an extender pole on it.

[01:52:01] Or give you like your own little arrow plumb bob.

[01:52:04] Hahahaha!

[01:52:06] Hahahaha!

[01:52:07] People can tell me I did a fucking balloon!

[01:52:10] Mhmm, mhmm!

[01:52:11] Eeeeh!

[01:52:12] You know what I wanna play too that I haven't had a chance to play?

[01:52:15] What?

[01:52:16] I wanna play Berglenn Nones.

[01:52:18] Now that it's out.

[01:52:19] I played it yesterday!

[01:52:20] Really?

[01:52:21] Yeah!

[01:52:22] I haven't even played the demo.

[01:52:23] Like, I just haven't even touched it yet.

[01:52:25] I'm down to play it any time!

[01:52:28] Mmmmm!

[01:52:29] Maybe we'll see what happens on Wednesday, you know?

[01:52:31] Oh!

[01:52:32] Maybe friends, we know this blood, you know?

[01:52:36] It looks ridiculous, but yeah, it's like fully out now.

[01:52:40] It's pretty good. I played it yesterday. I was confused at first, but then I remembered, uh, we, we, I'm not that smart.

[01:52:49] What do you, what do you mean, what do you have to-

[01:52:52] You have to, you have to go into the house and complete the objectives and there's a human in there,

[01:53:00] and yesterday the human was naked and we killed him and he had a rocket launcher

[01:53:05] and I moved around and his ass kept getting in my face

[01:53:11] That sounds horrible. Did you want to play this game right now?

[01:53:14] Sure!

[01:53:18] Man, that sounds so raw!

[01:53:23] I think we have another game that we have to play too, you know?

[01:53:27] Yeah, of course!

[01:53:29] You get your little own gnome home?

[01:53:32] Yeah, you get your little gnome home and you can decorate it.

[01:53:35] But! That's cute! I like that!

[01:53:39] YAAAAAAAH!

[01:53:40] Fuck, I wanna do that!

[01:53:43] YAAAAAAAH!

[01:53:45] Huh, huh, huh, huh.

[01:53:47] Sh-should we?

[01:53:50] Should we what?

[01:53:51] Sh-should we try that game?

[01:53:54] Which game would you like to try?

[01:53:56] the new cooperative game there's the fathom game scratch Creek I don't know

[01:54:06] what that means I can't wait to crack my creek it kind of just sounds like a

[01:54:12] mountain well it's kind of too late someone's already clipped it so well if

[01:54:23] Hey, if you look at the thing, look at the prices for gas.

[01:54:28] Oh.

[01:54:29] And then it's just out of gas.

[01:54:31] Oh, well, yeah, I guess it doesn't matter.

[01:54:33] It's just that they're out of gas.

[01:54:35] They're just out of gas.

[01:54:36] They're out, they're gone.

[01:54:37] Whoops.

[01:54:39] I don't know how much gas costs.

[01:54:41] I don't go outside.

[01:54:42] Um, it depends on where you're at.

[01:54:44] Uh, when I was in L.A., not too long ago,

[01:54:49] Uh, it was seven to eight dollars in, uh, like the busy part of town, which is the most ridiculous.

[01:54:56] I think that's the highest I've ever seen it.

[01:55:00] Seven or eight dollars?

[01:55:02] Yeah, uh, fucking ridiculous.

[01:55:06] That is crazy.

[01:55:09] Um, and then I think most other places, depending on, Chet's kind of on it, yeah, like three to,

[01:55:15] three to five dollars-ish, it definitely should be down.

[01:55:19] It should be, should be, $2 something, everywhere, but like, or like generally lower than it is.

[01:55:28] Cause it being so high as fuck.

[01:55:30] Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?

[01:55:33] We could blame the government.

[01:55:35] The government.

[01:55:37] Yeah.

[01:55:37] It did, it spiked a couple months ago.

[01:55:40] It was, it went up really, really, really, really high and it's just now coming down.

[01:55:46] Oh my god.

[01:55:49] The last one was the one that you um drive up to like a

[01:56:18] uh, uh, cabin with your,

[01:56:23] with your like, uh, stupid boyfriend or something?

[01:56:27] I don't know, he's like a dick or something?

[01:56:28] I can't remember.

[01:56:30] One where it's like snowy.

[01:56:33] Uh, um, fuck.

[01:56:35] Yeah, I didn't like that one.

[01:56:37] It was, um, it was, it felt like it had a lot of, uh, filler in it.

[01:56:41] Yes, that's exactly what it felt like.

[01:56:44] I was like, I feel like there's just so much like, not...

[01:56:50] I don't know, bro. It was, it was, I didn't like it.

[01:56:54] Yeah.

[01:56:55] I didn't like it.

[01:56:56] Yeah, the one with the basement, and I was just like, what the fuck is going on here?

[01:56:59] Like, why are we doing this?

[01:57:00] Oh...

[01:57:02] And then we had to like, walk through the basement, there was like glass on the floor and shit.

[01:57:07] Huh.

[01:57:10] Hmm.

[01:57:12] Who?

[01:57:13] I don't know.

[01:57:14] I just remember not like I don't know maybe this one will be like super fun

[01:57:18] You know because we get to do it together also. I hated the boyfriend guy

[01:57:24] It was just like you know what it felt like it was like fear of men the game

[01:57:30] And I was like you know like I really not do like be afraid of every man game

[01:57:36] Well, it is these are stories based upon real life. So it's no one

[01:57:41] as it ends with a rich result in men.

[01:57:43] The other ones were like better and then this one was just like

[01:57:46] beware of every man that you've ever encountered in your life

[01:57:49] because not only was the boyfriend fucked up and bad

[01:57:52] but the neighbor was bad and then this other guy was bad

[01:57:56] and the old man was bad and they was like beware women

[01:58:00] do not trust men ever!

[01:58:03] Well that's just kind of like good advice.

[01:58:07] So, yeah, have you ever seen the movie Men?

[01:58:12] No, what? We're moving back.

[01:58:15] It's Men.

[01:58:17] It's Men?

[01:58:18] It's Men. Space X.

[01:58:20] Yeah, you just can't trust any men.

[01:58:25] And there's many cantors women. Who can you trust?

[01:58:29] You can't trust anybody. Who can you trust?

[01:58:33] Can't. You can't trust any of them.

[01:58:35] No one! Not one person!

[01:58:39] None of them.

[01:58:40] Maybe Candy, but, well, that's a stretch.

[01:58:43] You can always trust Candy.

[01:58:45] Okay, well...

[01:58:47] Well...

[01:58:48] Well...

[01:58:49] What's not gonna get too crazy?

[01:58:51] Not gonna have more pills now.

[01:58:53] Yeah.

[01:58:56] Mm-hmm.

[01:58:57] Oh wait, let me see if I can set up a good thing.

[01:58:59] Oh, I'll invite a friend.

[01:59:01] Why does graphics say Toaster not Toaster NASA computer?

[01:59:04] Computer. Oh mine's just on NASA computer. I don't know

[01:59:15] That's a computer

[01:59:20] So

[01:59:32] Yeah

[01:59:34] Do I sound bad? Is that right people? Is it bad?

[01:59:38] No, it's not bad.

[01:59:40] No, it's bad. Everyone in chat says my ears. I'm crying. I'm dying. I'm super loud.

[01:59:46] Don't worry. Once we get into the game, we can change the settings and turn down voice.

[01:59:55] Um, I can turn it down a little bit. Wait, sensitivity? No. Voice chat volume.

[02:00:00] Wait, is that you? Can you say something?

[02:00:02] Hello?

[02:00:06] Am I better, or did that make you...

[02:00:10] Is that better?

[02:00:11] Wait, let me put you down.

[02:00:12] Oh wait, that made you so much more quiet.

[02:00:14] You can turn me down.

[02:00:15] So if you hit escape and then the voice chat volume.

[02:00:18] Oh, I see.

[02:00:19] Talk?

[02:00:21] Hey guys, what's up? It's me.

[02:00:23] I'm just, I'm just talking normally.

[02:00:26] Perfect.

[02:00:27] Everyone's saying, ow, everyone's shy of peek the mic.

[02:00:29] Girl, I'm so, I'm like,

[02:00:31] like this is so normal

[02:00:33] no it's way better now

[02:00:35] I fit you

[02:00:36] is it better?

[02:00:37] you're being nice

[02:00:38] I'm not being nice

[02:00:43] say again

[02:00:44] people are laughing at me

[02:00:45] it says it's still too loud

[02:00:51] you sound great

[02:00:53] thank you

[02:00:55] don't listen to them

[02:01:02] Okay

[02:01:04] Potato

[02:01:09] Yeah, they do

[02:01:24] Oh my gosh

[02:01:29] Okay, so

[02:01:31] Candy and Buff played this the other day and Buff told me that you should probably play

[02:01:36] the guy and I should play the lady.

[02:01:38] I don't know why but...

[02:01:40] Really?

[02:01:41] Yeah.

[02:01:42] Okay, well we get to pick who we are.

[02:01:46] Maybe.

[02:01:47] I guess you'll see.

[02:01:48] I hope I'm the man.

[02:01:50] Okay, let's see what happens.

[02:01:52] Oh!

[02:01:53] Oh!

[02:01:54] Oh!

[02:01:55] Oh!

[02:01:56] Oh!

[02:01:57] Oh!

[02:01:58] Oh!

[02:01:59] Oh, I have to be more case

[02:02:03] Okay

[02:02:06] Ready up woman. Oh shoot here. We go. This is how you're gonna talk to me this entire game. Yes

[02:02:14] Okay, I am very calm. I look like a little Langley

[02:02:19] That's a mainly

[02:02:26] You are

[02:02:29] Well I look sick. Wait.

[02:02:37] Here's to file them together.

[02:02:43] Scratch Creek.

[02:02:50] April 30th.

[02:02:53] Whoever is reading this, pardon my writing ability.

[02:03:03] My girlfriend Tess recently played your game.

[02:03:08] You couldn't help but notice the chilling similarities between one of the episodes and what happened to us.

[02:03:15] She persuaded me to write to you from my perspective as well, as it would increase the chances

[02:03:22] of the dev noticing this story.

[02:03:24] Or, I will try to keep the information about our personal lives to a minimum.

[02:03:32] Back in our early days, when we were living together, I had a job offer, which I initially

[02:03:39] thought I would have to turn down since it required me to move to another state, but

[02:03:44] The test was adamant that I accept the offer.

[02:03:47] Knowing how hard I worked for it,

[02:03:50] she was ready to move out with me.

[02:03:52] We did not have that much furniture,

[02:03:55] which meant it was a one-way drive with a trailer.

[02:04:00] The other survivor stole me.

[02:04:02] Ha ha ha ha!

[02:04:03] oh wow what a beautiful day here I am just washing my car

[02:04:21] here I am just washing my car smile you're on camera yeah those motherfuckers

[02:04:32] They don't understand that we have surveillance in this house.

[02:04:37] Oh, those neighbors asked for a lot of them.

[02:04:44] Take that! Take that! This is what you get for being a shit neighbor!

[02:04:51] I'm the man.

[02:04:53] Hey, what's up?

[02:04:55] Get a little wet with me. Come on.

[02:04:57] Oh, hey, yeah.

[02:05:02] I was just, you know, I was just moistly in my neighbor's house, you know, because, you know, they're assholes and all.

[02:05:10] Yeah. Fuck them, Marcus.

[02:05:12] Yeah.

[02:05:14] I don't mind if you spray a little water over there. As long as you always remember to get me a little wet.

[02:05:21] I know how to get you wet, baby.

[02:05:24] Yeah, oh, Marcus, stop! Stop! My boobs are all wet with hose water. Stop!

[02:05:31] You're wearing a white t-shirt! Come on with me!

[02:05:33] Yeah, yeah, I am, Marcus! I bet you love seeing my clothes all wet with the hose water!

[02:05:38] It's my favorite thing, especially on a Saturday when it's a Saturday.

[02:05:41] You're spinning around and the hose was actually wrapping around you.

[02:05:44] Breathing.

[02:05:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, look! Oh my gosh!

[02:05:47] Wait, it's still wrapping around you?!

[02:05:49] Oh my god!

[02:05:51] Holy shit!

[02:05:53] Oh my god.

[02:05:55] Whoa.

[02:06:01] Stop looking over here you freak!

[02:06:03] Hey! Hey!

[02:06:06] It's between my- my boyfriend Marcus and I!

[02:06:09] Yeah! Get out of here!

[02:06:11] That's a really long hose.

[02:06:14] I wonder if I can go all the way to the end of the block with it.

[02:06:22] Look how far I can go with this!

[02:06:25] Hey, come over here ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies!

[02:06:35] Alright, the car is done, shit fun it looks like it's not from B3.

[02:06:42] You ready to start loading?

[02:06:44] Yeah.

[02:06:45] Let's knock up the heavy stuff first.

[02:06:48] Hey, couch, TV, big boxes and a box can balance the weight in the trailer.

[02:06:53] We'll toss in all your stuff last.

[02:06:55] Okay.

[02:06:57] We got two, maybe three hours of good light left. Should be enough time for you, quick.

[02:07:03] I have a long time to work with you, Marcus.

[02:07:05] It's almost six.

[02:07:06] But it's almost six o'clock.

[02:07:08] We were supposed to leave this morning.

[02:07:11] I know. Washing the car took longer than I thought. We'll make up time on the road.

[02:07:16] Marcus, why do you have to clean the car before we move?

[02:07:20] Jess, please don't do that.

[02:07:22] What I'm just saying, it might be easier to...

[02:07:25] Sorry, we're already behind.

[02:07:27] If we push it to tomorrow, we lose the whole thing.

[02:07:29] Marcus!

[02:07:30] Please, Marcus!

[02:07:32] You have to stay clean!

[02:07:34] Ask him if that makes you feel better.

[02:07:36] But I know what he's going to say.

[02:07:38] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[02:07:40] Open wide!

[02:07:46] Just a second, I gotta text my dad.

[02:07:50] Oh shit.

[02:07:51] Oh, I said...

[02:07:53] Love you daddy!

[02:07:56] Love you dad.

[02:07:57] Hey, random question, would it be a huge deal if we left tomorrow morning instead of tonight?

[02:08:04] Uh, it would be a huge deal. We have to leave today at night time, in the dead of night.

[02:08:09] It won't let me, you can type whatever you want, but it won't let me send it to dad.

[02:08:14] Marcus.

[02:08:15] Yeah?

[02:08:17] Oh, oh no!

[02:08:19] Wait, what?

[02:08:25] Oh, you can say whatever.

[02:08:39] God.

[02:08:45] Hey, what the...

[02:08:50] Sorry, sorry, sorry, chat can't see the text.

[02:08:56] Sorry chat, sorry, I didn't know you had to read my very important text messages.

[02:09:15] Oh, Dad oh don't text that to your dad man.

[02:09:29] Uh, Dad?

[02:09:30] Oh, no.

[02:09:33] All right, we're going to get moving Dad.

[02:09:36] Let's go.

[02:09:37] Hurry, we gotta go.

[02:09:42] You're a woman. You gotta go pick up all the stuff in the house.

[02:09:47] He said the painting crew is coming first thing tomorrow morning.

[02:09:52] Oh yeah, sorry about that.

[02:09:54] I figured he was shooting down.

[02:09:57] Alright then, let's start with the couch and bigger boxes and work our way to the back.

[02:10:05] Oh, my audio gear's boxed up in the basement. Can't forget that.

[02:10:11] them. Where are you going? Don't make me chase you down the street! Come back here!

[02:10:23] You got the extra long hose, Marcus. You're damn right I do.

[02:10:27] Was that any of surprise to anybody? Of course my hose is extra long. I already knew you had it in you.

[02:10:34] Why are you down the street? Go back to the house. I'm sorry, you're right, you're right,

[02:10:39] I'm sorry Marcus. I can't believe we make it this far. Wait, does that mean that the rest of the neighborhood?

[02:10:44] Look at it! Look at it waving around!

[02:10:46] Hey hey hey hey!

[02:10:48] Wait! That's my Marcus!

[02:10:55] Come back here! Let's get him!

[02:10:58] Wait, are we going to keep going?

[02:11:00] I think so!

[02:11:02] Oh my god!

[02:11:03] Let's just keep going. Let's just...

[02:11:07] You know fuck it Marcus. Let's just start a new life together on foot. Oh

[02:11:13] We couldn't have left on foot. Oh

[02:11:16] true

[02:11:18] How dare you not let us be free and do what we want with this story

[02:11:28] There he goes again my Marcus, sorry

[02:11:37] Even the men.

[02:11:39] Even the men, too. They were jealous.

[02:11:51] Oh! Oh!

[02:11:55] Boom! Wow!

[02:11:59] In the minivan?

[02:12:01] In the minivan.

[02:12:04] Oh, we can't go in there.

[02:12:07] Get into the white van now.

[02:12:10] Oh, God!

[02:12:17] Where's the house?

[02:12:18] Uh, wait, where do we live again?

[02:12:21] Oh, right, right, right, right.

[02:12:23] Oh, here, yes, yes, yes.

[02:12:25] I guess I'll drop the hose.

[02:12:29] Oh, shit!

[02:12:31] Oh, oh.

[02:12:32] My gosh, wait.

[02:12:33] What are you texting now?

[02:12:37] Uh...

[02:12:38] It better be me.

[02:12:39] I am.

[02:12:40] If you pull up your phone, and then click on the little cow at the top...

[02:12:45] Oh, there's a game.

[02:12:58] Uh-oh.

[02:12:59] No.

[02:13:06] No.

[02:13:13] Oh no.

[02:13:16] Oh no.

[02:13:18] Uh oh.

[02:13:29] Oh, my gosh, this is good.

[02:13:36] Uh-oh, this is not...

[02:13:39] Why did they add this?

[02:13:42] No, no, no, no, this is good, this is good.

[02:13:47] Why did they add this?

[02:13:50] Do you like incremental games?

[02:13:52] I love incremental games.

[02:13:54] I do too.

[02:13:57] Oh, no, this is bad.

[02:14:04] They know what they were doing when they did this.

[02:14:13] What even?

[02:14:14] What is?

[02:14:15] Oh my gosh.

[02:14:16] Oh my gosh.

[02:14:17] If you scroll all the way to the bottom of what you get, it's million, billion, trillion,

[02:14:21] quad...

[02:14:22] 100?

[02:14:23] Quad...

[02:14:24] Oh my gosh.

[02:14:25] How many cows do you have per second?

[02:14:37] Uh, 562.

[02:14:39] Nice.

[02:14:41] Wait, 30, no, 35, sorry.

[02:14:45] Oh, there you go.

[02:14:47] So, 62 is the cake.

[02:14:49] I need more cows!

[02:14:51] We need more cows.

[02:14:53] countless yeah more cows bro yeah

[02:15:00] I got this up

[02:15:11] see if you click enough you get to the two times and then you can just get a

[02:15:14] lot

[02:15:23] Oh, I- Oh, my-

[02:15:25] Bro, look how many kills we get!

[02:15:27] No!

[02:15:28] Oh, my gosh.

[02:15:31] This is ridiculous.

[02:15:33] I'm up to, every time I click, I get 1,730.

[02:15:38] Oh, my gosh.

[02:15:39] Oh, my god, you're faster than me.

[02:15:43] Oh, but my wrist hurts so much!

[02:15:47] Oh, I have a scratch.

[02:15:48] I click with my left hand.

[02:15:50] Oh, you're using the stranger technique.

[02:15:55] Yes, I do use the stranger technique.

[02:16:00] I click on my left hand and I use my middle and index finger to click. Double clicking.

[02:16:07] Oh my gosh, you're right, I should be like triple dipping.

[02:16:10] Yeah, if you use both of your fingers to click.

[02:16:14] Oh my gosh, I'm using two from one hand.

[02:16:18] And I'm using the middle finger from my left hand.

[02:16:21] Usually, I save this technique for, well, you know, Marcus.

[02:16:27] Yes, I know.

[02:16:29] Oh, no.

[02:16:30] Now everybody knows our secret.

[02:16:34] Yeah, but I'll never do it as good as you do.

[02:16:37] That's right.

[02:16:39] I'm the best.

[02:16:40] Woo!

[02:16:42] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:16:43] My god, every click is 7,122 pounds.

[02:16:47] Oh my god.

[02:16:49] There you go.

[02:16:51] Now, does this keep going when I'm not looking?

[02:16:55] Because I can invest into how many I'm getting per second rather than click.

[02:17:00] And then we get more to revisit this later.

[02:17:03] I feel like it does.

[02:17:05] It should.

[02:17:07] Okay, wait. I'm going to look. I'm going to do...

[02:17:10] Let's see.

[02:17:12] I'll invest into... Okay, it's at...

[02:17:15] I closed it for a bit, I pulled up, no it doesn't, it only goes to the ear, no!

[02:17:26] No!

[02:17:27] Oh that sucks!

[02:17:28] It only goes when you're playing it, so I guess we still have one shot right now.

[02:17:33] That is so sad.

[02:17:37] Yeah I was hoping we could, this could be something that happens over the time of the game.

[02:17:42] That is so sad.

[02:17:44] How do they do this to us?

[02:17:46] We can't have everything.

[02:17:48] It couldn't be this perfect.

[02:17:50] There's no way it could have been this perfect.

[02:17:52] Why? Why?

[02:17:54] You're right.

[02:17:56] I

[02:18:16] Wait a hundred thousand per second wait hold up that's so good

[02:18:26] I got a... Do I have something that can help me?

[02:18:29] With this, I can make it.

[02:18:34] I am the auto clicker.

[02:18:45] If I could just reach 30 million.

[02:18:50] Oh yeah, that's right. We're standing in front of a car. Too bad they have to wait. We're playing with cows.

[02:18:55] We're gonna have to wait.

[02:18:56] They have to wait.

[02:18:57] We're playing with fucking cows this our life is our money.

[02:19:00] They don't understand.

[02:19:01] They just don't get it.

[02:19:02] Eat this.

[02:19:03] We're on the top of the leaderboards for this.

[02:19:05] Nobody else is.

[02:19:12] You don't understand.

[02:19:13] Look at us.

[02:19:14] Look at us earning money.

[02:19:16] Here we go.

[02:19:17] Making money.

[02:19:19] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm like six fingering it right now, oh my gosh, I'm pulling out hidden techniques. It's just like a lot and like a lot of different techniques.

[02:19:49] yea-ke-e-ing

[02:19:51] part of my brain i didn't know existed

[02:19:54] holy shity

[02:19:56] it's a dread

[02:20:00] oh my god

[02:20:02] oh my god

[02:20:03] omg someone clipped this sand into my dad

[02:20:07] tell my sabia mum about it

[02:20:09] clipped

[02:20:11] WOW

[02:20:14] she's ****

[02:20:17] wow, they're so rich

[02:20:19] We're so rich, we're so rich.

[02:20:24] Mom, get the camera up, put it on Facebook.

[02:20:27] Put it on Facebook, show your friends.

[02:20:29] Look.

[02:20:30] It's pretty just walking by us.

[02:20:33] Well, they won't understand.

[02:20:37] Oh my gosh.

[02:20:42] Oh my gosh.

[02:20:45] Oh my god, I accidentally put 21. Oh no, you know what that means, birdie.

[02:20:53] Birdie.

[02:20:57] Birdie on everything.

[02:21:01] Birdie on everything. We're increasing. We're increasing our profit.

[02:21:05] Increasing our cows.

[02:21:07] Increase it. Increase the cows.

[02:21:10] Release the cow.

[02:21:15] Release the cowl or I'll release the cowl! OCD! I don't have OCD! Everything has to be even and equal!

[02:21:25] Yeah me either, I'm just... I'm just eating my cows, you know!

[02:21:35] Put things back on everything? Oh my God, and my...

[02:21:45] Oh my god.

[02:21:47] Oh!

[02:21:49] Come on, look how rich I am. I'm so rich.

[02:21:53] So rich in cows.

[02:21:55] We're so rich in cows, bro.

[02:22:00] Oh, thanks for making that clip. Are you proud of me, dad?

[02:22:04] That's good, that's good. Thank you.

[02:22:09] Man, I feel like Martin will be able to be bathed in.

[02:22:15] Goodbye, God.

[02:22:19] We can buy cow pyramids!

[02:22:21] Yes!

[02:22:27] Oh, my gosh!

[02:22:31] Where the hell am I?

[02:22:35] My wits are like burning out. I'm like shaking my hands out.

[02:22:39] We might have to take a break.

[02:22:41] Yeah, you let me know when.

[02:22:46] But not yet.

[02:22:48] Oh my God, I gotta achieve it!

[02:22:54] We should release 100 million cows!

[02:22:57] What?! Good job!

[02:22:59] Argh!

[02:23:00] What's with that?

[02:23:01] I'm really stupid.

[02:23:02] I'm just looking for a way to get to the point.

[02:23:07] But I understand.

[02:23:09] But it's good.

[02:23:10] I'm not going to die.

[02:23:13] I'm not going to die.

[02:23:14] It's done.

[02:23:15] I'm going to die.

[02:23:17] I'm going to die.

[02:23:18] I'm going to die.

[02:23:21] I'm going to die.

[02:23:23] I'm going to die.

[02:23:24] Are you for real?

[02:23:25] How many times do we have to watch?

[02:23:27] Oh my god.

[02:23:31] Do you think there's a hint technique to this? Maybe there's something else?

[02:23:36] It has to be something else.

[02:23:37] It has to be this.

[02:23:39] It has to be a secret cow level or something.

[02:23:41] There has to be a secret cow level.

[02:23:43] Chance on the something.

[02:23:51] A secret cow level!

[02:23:57] I love watching a number go up, that's all I need, that's all I need.

[02:24:07] Number go up, happy me, happy me number go up, me happy.

[02:24:12] I think what chat doesn't understand is that we'd just be happy if the numbers spun up, you know?

[02:24:20] Yes, so, who wouldn't be happy?

[02:24:23] What's the numbers that we love?

[02:24:27] Gosh, I love incremental games.

[02:24:30] Me too!

[02:24:33] Don't look at us and don't judge us! I know you guys have been clicking for years!

[02:24:40] Oh my gosh, I would love a cookie clicker, buried up just like VTubers.

[02:24:46] VTuber clicker!

[02:24:48] Oh my gosh, you just click for subs, like you're just hitting the sub button.

[02:24:51] Oh my god, we need to make a clicker game.

[02:24:54] Yeah, yeah, it's too much for me.

[02:24:56] Gemini, you guys make games, let's go.

[02:24:58] Huh?

[02:24:59] Come on, Shaya, you guys make games!

[02:25:02] I'm already working on another game!

[02:25:04] You need to make a clicker game!

[02:25:06] I have thought about it, but that's not the one I'm making right now!

[02:25:09] Hi!

[02:25:11] Eeeeee!

[02:25:13] You're making me taste as weight for what?

[02:25:23] VTuber Clicker Game!

[02:25:25] Your VTuber Clicker Game?

[02:25:27] Yeah!

[02:25:29] Hashtag cancel shy, what's happening? I've looked away for... what?

[02:25:35] VTuber Clicker Game! VTuber Clicker Game! VTuber Clicker Game! VTuber Clicker Game!

[02:25:41] BING!

[02:25:47] How rich we are!

[02:25:49] She would change to be kinder than we are.

[02:25:51] HAHAHA!

[02:25:52] That's reasonable!

[02:25:55] It's a part of the fears to fathom universe, cow!

[02:26:01] Oh my god!

[02:26:02] I can't believe you'd say that!

[02:26:04] At point of view, me getting gasped by Chad thinking that I'm saying that it's nothing that you think they're gonna cancel me by?

[02:26:10] You know what only matters, cow?

[02:26:12] That's true. If that's all, that's all that matters.

[02:26:15] Cow only matters.

[02:26:22] I feel the rust of cow!

[02:26:24] The fear is that the cows never let you go.

[02:26:27] Oh man, I'm slowing down. I'm slowing down. I don't know if I can do this.

[02:26:32] You can do it!

[02:26:33] It's too high!

[02:26:35] You can do it! You can do it!

[02:26:37] Believe in yourself!

[02:26:39] I need 2.5 billion.

[02:26:46] Oh my god.

[02:26:48] Feel it.

[02:26:49] The billionaire is coming.

[02:26:51] I'm coming?

[02:26:52] Well, I mean I'm going.

[02:26:53] Okay, well, it counts.

[02:26:56] Oh my god.

[02:27:00] Sorry.

[02:27:01] What are our output?

[02:27:02] Look at this.

[02:27:04] Look at this hat.

[02:27:06] Look at this.

[02:27:07] Look at all the cows.

[02:27:08] We're so rich.

[02:27:09] We're rich in cows.

[02:27:12] 1.5 billion!

[02:27:15] He did it!

[02:27:17] I need one more billion!

[02:27:20] He needs one more billion!

[02:27:22] No!

[02:27:23] I accidentally spent something.

[02:27:29] Look at this.

[02:27:30] Grrr!

[02:27:36] Ahhh!

[02:27:38] I'm so glad!

[02:27:43] It's falling!

[02:27:44] Don't stop now!

[02:27:49] Woo!

[02:27:51] Bicklecule levels agree though!

[02:27:55] Oh!

[02:27:57] Oh!

[02:28:00] This is what success looks like, this is what success looks like!

[02:28:08] If you're not grinding, you're not getting the cows.

[02:28:12] This is what success looks like.

[02:28:18] You guys often ask me, how are you so...

[02:28:23] And I say, how many cows you got?

[02:28:26] One bee!

[02:28:58] It greets the cows!

[02:29:12] It greets the cows! I'm using my swirl wheel.

[02:29:28] Increase the cows!

[02:29:30] Increase the cows?

[02:29:32] Four cows!

[02:29:34] Next thing, 20 million!

[02:29:36] Good, 20 billion.

[02:29:38] You can do it, you can do it, believe in yourself.

[02:29:52] Look at that!

[02:29:54] Look at that!

[02:29:56] Look at that, we are cow-maxing.

[02:30:00] I'm cow-maxing.

[02:30:01] And the flatulence of these babies are gonna release into the air, are gonna break the ozone layer.

[02:30:08] Yeah.

[02:30:14] We're cow-maxing.

[02:30:45] Ten billion?!

[02:30:46] Ten billion?!

[02:30:47] Oh my god, you're way ahead of me!

[02:30:49] I'm so slow.

[02:30:50] I'm not fast enough to handle me.

[02:30:52] You calmed it all down.

[02:30:54] That's true.

[02:31:00] I know we don't cal at our own time.

[02:31:02] At our own pace.

[02:31:04] Oh my gosh.

[02:31:06] Look at that!

[02:31:08] No, I just made the hole! What's wrong with me?

[02:31:10] I just keep going.

[02:31:15] It just keeps going. It just keeps going. It doesn't stop.

[02:31:26] Marcus, I love you so much. Thank you so much for giving me this cow game for my birthday.

[02:31:31] I honestly, it's my second love next to you.

[02:31:35] I'm gonna be honest. I forgot your name for like a second, but now I remember. I love you too, Tesla.

[02:31:40] Thank you. Thank you so much, Marcus. Don't worry.

[02:31:43] I get- I also too get lost in the cows and sometimes I forget- I- I- I know that one time was very embarrassing when I called you Moukis, but I- you know, you have to understand.

[02:31:55] If I call you Bessie, please don't get upset.

[02:31:58] I would actually be honored.

[02:32:02] I'm sorry I brought that Mouki machine the other day.

[02:32:06] I wasn't upset when he burst through the door and said, where's the milk? I actually got a little excited.

[02:32:12] Oh man dude I promise you won't get mad in a basket or move for me.

[02:32:28] What?

[02:32:29] Move?

[02:32:30] Sorry little shy.

[02:32:31] I'll get there for you.

[02:32:32] Ah!

[02:32:33] Sorry, little shy. I'll get there for you.

[02:32:37] Ahhhh!

[02:32:42] Pop Hat Froggy, please don't say weirdest dream. Come on!

[02:32:46] Pop Hat Froggy? Pop Hat Froggy, please, Pop Hat Froggy.

[02:32:51] No, come on.

[02:32:53] Try to impress you, Pop Hat Froggy.

[02:32:59] Little Moosh Eye?

[02:33:01] It's a little bit shy.

[02:33:08] Oh my god.

[02:33:15] We're reaching maximum cows.

[02:33:19] Just remember that's what I want to hear.

[02:33:26] That's what I want to hear.

[02:33:28] That's what I want to hear.

[02:33:31] Maybe someone to a ramp in a great stream... um, please excuse our cows.

[02:33:42] Excuse our cows?

[02:33:44] Yeah, excuse our cows, bray.

[02:33:51] Oh boy, what is the next one that I need?

[02:33:53] Hey, billion!

[02:33:55] Oh my god.

[02:33:57] Perhaps we should take a break.

[02:34:01] You're right.

[02:34:03] Cal-Cal?

[02:34:05] Cal-Cal?

[02:34:06] Maybe we should.

[02:34:08] B-B-B-B-But my cows.

[02:34:11] My-My-My cows.

[02:34:15] But my cows.

[02:34:18] You understand. I have a Cal quota.

[02:34:21] Yeah, if we don't reach the Cal quota, what's gonna happen to us?

[02:34:26] I mean, we're not gonna be the best. That's for sure.

[02:34:28] We'll be the best. We'll be the best.

[02:34:29] We'll be the worst.

[02:34:30] That would be the worst.

[02:34:32] The worst.

[02:34:42] I can't believe it.

[02:35:00] I want high power plants.

[02:35:21] Are you okay?

[02:35:30] My eyes are glazing over. My eyes are glazing over.

[02:35:34] Do you want to take a break?

[02:35:36] Would you like to take a Calvary?

[02:35:42] We can just talk while it incrementally grows itself.

[02:35:46] That's true. We can't just talk.

[02:36:00] Oh my cows.

[02:36:05] Oh my god.

[02:36:14] Oh my god.

[02:36:16] What?

[02:36:18] It's crazy to think that because this is based on like a true story that they actually stood out here and did it in the song, you know?

[02:36:23] Yeah, like, wow. I can't believe like people actually did this.

[02:36:27] They actually did this. They actually sat on their phones outside in the middle of the street and they were playing this cow game for so long because you know this is all extremely accurate.

[02:36:36] This is a true story, a real story that actually happened.

[02:36:40] Kind of an issue honestly. It's kind of like a bigger story, you know, like society, you know, cows.

[02:36:52] Tram.

[02:36:53] Do you think having others would be cool?

[02:36:58] Uh, I feel like they would be really, um...

[02:37:02] I don't think so. I feel like it would be, like, a hassle.

[02:37:07] Oh?

[02:37:08] Would you? Do you think so?

[02:37:11] I feel like they'd get in the way.

[02:37:15] Like a lot.

[02:37:16] Yes?

[02:37:18] I think they'd be pretty fun.

[02:37:21] Okay, but what about like sensitivity and what if like you start like leaping everywhere?

[02:37:28] That's just it kind of comes with the uh the game, you know

[02:37:33] I see

[02:37:34] Yeah

[02:37:35] And then what if like straight to like slurred you to drink?

[02:37:38] Okay, well not anybody's getting a sip. Well, unless you're like a cow slut

[02:37:45] A cow slut?

[02:37:48] Yeah unless you're like a cow slut

[02:37:51] Ring it any bells for anybody in chat, anyone feel a little shy all of a sudden?

[02:37:57] Humans technically have udders.

[02:38:00] Ah, yes, that's true.

[02:38:03] Okay, but would it be weirder if I walked up to a random human that doesn't have an udder

[02:38:07] and I said, ooh, can I get a little squirt of that milk?

[02:38:09] Or if they had udders and I went up and I was like, ooh, can I get a little squirt of that milk?

[02:38:15] I'm almost there. I'm almost there. 80 billion. 80 billion.

[02:38:39] The pain has gone from my forearms to my upper arms, my shoulders.

[02:38:46] Okay, I think that means we need to stop.

[02:38:54] It's okay, we could take a tiny cow break.

[02:38:59] Marcus?

[02:39:01] Yeah, it's me. Take a break.

[02:39:05] We've been standing out here for hours.

[02:39:09] Oh, let me check my... would you still love me if I had others?

[02:39:39] hahahaha

[02:39:41] hahahaha

[02:39:42] this is where we're like you marcus

[02:39:44] hahahaha

[02:39:46] hahahaha

[02:39:49] now c'mon we have to get the facts

[02:39:51] i'm just like you marcus

[02:39:53] hey babe open your mouth

[02:39:54] ahhhhhhhhh

[02:39:57] hahahah

[02:40:00] wow

[02:40:01] oh my god

[02:40:02] oh shay we begged them

[02:40:04] i'm pretty bad

[02:40:05] hahahah

[02:40:07] Oh my god, all those cars were waiting for us while we played games.

[02:40:11] I think that they were just watching the cows.

[02:40:16] Hey, do you remember what we had to do?

[02:40:30] No, what?

[02:40:32] Are you kicking cows again?

[02:40:35] Oh no.

[02:40:39] Just like one more.

[02:40:42] Okay, I'm done.

[02:40:45] It's not the same one if we're not in the middle of the street, you know?

[02:40:53] We gotta be in the middle of the street.

[02:40:57] I hear you fucking clicky.

[02:41:05] Oh my god, look at the increase, look at the increase.

[02:41:32] Some people say same, and it just doesn't matter to you.

[02:41:43] We used a lot of numbers, but it doesn't matter.

[02:41:50] What?

[02:41:51] Okay, now I feel bad.

[02:41:52] Someone just said, this is the best dream of the year.

[02:41:54] I'm so happy.

[02:41:55] And now I'm just...

[02:41:56] And now I'm just running out of speed.

[02:41:58] Is that it, man?

[02:41:59] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:00] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:01] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:02] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:03] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:04] Ha ha ha!

[02:42:06] Free car wash!

[02:42:07] Free car wash!

[02:42:08] Free car wash!

[02:42:09] You're a gobby!

[02:42:10] Free car wash!

[02:42:11] Free car wash!

[02:42:12] Free car wash!

[02:42:13] You know what's so good?

[02:42:14] Gymnastics!

[02:42:15] It would have gotten me, hope for it!

[02:42:19] Oh, shit, it's right, you are the greatest gymnast.

[02:42:22] I am.

[02:42:23] I witness this every night.

[02:42:24] It's true

[02:42:32] Oh you did yeah, I was sitting down in a I was looking for you. I was knocking on doors. I was going

[02:42:54] Here, I'll open the door for you.

[02:42:58] We're sitting in this chair.

[02:43:02] Marcus?

[02:43:03] Oh, wow.

[02:43:04] Is this our backyard?

[02:43:06] Can you come sit with me, please?

[02:43:08] Sure.

[02:43:09] Thank you, Marcus.

[02:43:13] Hello.

[02:43:15] How was your day?

[02:43:23] Uh, you know, it was great just licking on cows, making us some money for our cows.

[02:43:31] You know, I played the stock market. You have to invest, you know?

[02:43:37] Yeah. You probably have to. It's making you invest, and you probably have to invest in...

[02:43:43] Some kind of like, I don't know, like, Syru Bay or something, or maybe something that's not getting super, I know.

[02:43:49] But like, some kind of lotion to make sure your udders wouldn't get chapped.

[02:43:52] True.

[02:43:57] You know?

[02:43:58] It makes me happy.

[02:44:00] And it's a personal happiness important.

[02:44:05] It is! It is, guys!

[02:44:09] Can we put a one in chat if you realistically...

[02:44:13] Okay!

[02:44:14] If I actually was a weak, your streamer, not being just anybody,

[02:44:19] don't put a one in chat yet.

[02:44:20] You don't even know what I'm saying.

[02:44:22] Hey, put a one in chat if you would actually buy...

[02:44:27] You know what, never mind. I'm not, I'm not, I don't want to do this anymore.

[02:44:30] You were actually buy what? Say it!

[02:44:32] No, it's... it's...

[02:44:35] I don't want... I don't want...

[02:44:36] Are you gonna ask Chad if they will drink your milk?

[02:44:41] Not me!

[02:44:48] Is it any streamer?

[02:44:50] Any streamer?

[02:44:52] What? Maybe not any streamer.

[02:45:00] Did I say you want to build German?

[02:45:14] Hey, where are you going?

[02:45:16] I can't see my reflection, Marcus.

[02:45:22] Oh no, it's happening.

[02:45:25] We're turning.

[02:45:29] It worked.

[02:45:31] The bites.

[02:45:33] It really was.

[02:45:34] He really was a vampire.

[02:45:38] I can't bring the words.

[02:45:40] Oops.

[02:45:41] Oops.

[02:45:42] Marcus.

[02:45:43] Oh, oh, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[02:45:47] No!

[02:45:48] I can't believe we're cow-pies.

[02:45:59] Dude!

[02:46:01] We're where, cows?

[02:46:06] Big butts make big poops.

[02:46:09] That's true.

[02:46:15] We should...

[02:46:16] Oh, sorry.

[02:46:17] We should move these.

[02:46:18] Yeah, we totally should.

[02:46:20] We should.

[02:46:21] Totally shouldn't move these.

[02:46:25] I don't know if I'm good at this.

[02:46:30] Alright, one down.

[02:46:32] Let's move it more.

[02:46:36] Nice shirt, buddy.

[02:46:41] You looking at my wife?

[02:46:45] You looking at my wife?

[02:46:47] You looking at my cows?

[02:46:49] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[02:46:52] You're actually doing it.

[02:46:54] Yeah, that happened sometime, bro.

[02:46:57] What the fuck?

[02:46:58] I thought you two were supposed to leave this morning, though.

[02:47:00] Who is this?

[02:47:01] Oh, oh, it's just, it's just Nate.

[02:47:04] We're a little behind me!

[02:47:06] He's washing the car.

[02:47:08] We're almost ready.

[02:47:10] You know how many there's got.

[02:47:12] Fair enough.

[02:47:14] How much more you got?

[02:47:16] Almost done. Just started the loading.

[02:47:18] You guys, good?

[02:47:20] Excited?

[02:47:28] Oh, uh...

[02:47:30] What did he say?

[02:47:32] What did he say?

[02:47:33] He asked if you're excited, Tess.

[02:47:36] Uh, get in there.

[02:47:37] I guess.

[02:47:38] Just want to get moving at this point. It's getting late.

[02:47:43] Yo, last night was fun, man!

[02:47:47] Gotta do that again.

[02:47:48] 100% for the next time we're back.

[02:47:50] Alright.

[02:47:51] Well, you two need a hand with anything?

[02:47:54] We're fine.

[02:47:56] Thanks, though.

[02:47:56] Thanks, though. Get out of here, mate.

[02:47:58] I don't need you. You're just here.

[02:48:00] He's out, homie.

[02:48:04] I want you to!

[02:48:30] I went, oh, God!

[02:48:40] Who's knocking on the front door, I wonder?

[02:48:45] Hey, Marcus?

[02:48:47] Front door is closed! I can't get in!

[02:48:53] Can you unlock the key?

[02:48:55] Thank you. Did you see me?

[02:48:57] Yeah, look through.

[02:48:58] Look through.

[02:48:59] Oh wait.

[02:49:00] Oh you're there!

[02:49:01] Look at that!

[02:49:02] I'll go on the other side so you can see me.

[02:49:05] I forgot to lay out of our house.

[02:49:07] Oh yeah, there you go.

[02:49:09] I'll be right back.

[02:49:11] Oh!

[02:49:13] Hello?

[02:49:15] Who is it?

[02:49:16] It's me.

[02:49:18] Your sugarplum.

[02:49:20] You don't think I know that?

[02:49:24] It's me.

[02:49:25] Your farmer.

[02:49:26] Who's your farmer?

[02:49:28] Oh, jeez, okay, wait, hold up.

[02:49:35] Where are you been fucking with the powers again?

[02:49:41] What do we have to- oh, look at this.

[02:49:46] Oh, wait, do we have to- oh.

[02:49:51] Oh, oh, wait.

[02:49:53] I fucking hate TV!

[02:49:55] Oh, what?

[02:49:58] Oh, wait, can you?

[02:50:05] What the?

[02:50:07] Oh, where's the TV?

[02:50:08] Marcus!

[02:50:09] Marcus!

[02:50:12] Oh my god, it's in me side!

[02:50:13] Don't lift it like that, you'll hurt your back.

[02:50:17] You'll hurt your back, Tessa.

[02:50:19] Okay, okay, grab that.

[02:50:22] Okay, okay, I'll grab this end.

[02:50:25] All right, now. Now. Now.

[02:50:28] I don't have a handle on it.

[02:50:30] Okay, now.

[02:50:32] Wait. I'm not ready. Ow!

[02:50:35] You'd think with all that cooking you'd do, you'd have some strong hands.

[02:50:40] Stop! Stop! Stop!

[02:50:43] Ow, now. It's okay. We can't all be strong like me.

[02:50:50] So dark in here.

[02:50:52] Shit. Back to the farm, I guess.

[02:51:10] This our life. This will be the problem.

[02:51:15] I'm sorry.

[02:51:17] Cleaners?

[02:51:19] I'm sorry.

[02:51:21] You don't even talk anymore. All we do is click!

[02:51:26] You don't even move from me anymore.

[02:51:30] What was the last time you moved?

[02:51:33] I...

[02:51:36] We never bothered opening the door?

[02:51:38] You don't have to take sessions for that. I'm trying to get better about it.

[02:51:40] Wait, they just have a fucking door in their house that they never open that's locked forever?

[02:51:47] Yeah, that would be really bad if someone took an object that you needed

[02:51:51] for completing this up and going through that door

[02:51:54] and then put it in there.

[02:51:55] Don't do it!

[02:51:57] Like, what if you just threw it in through the wall?

[02:52:03] I'm in for what's happening.

[02:52:06] We never bothered opening that door in the basement.

[02:52:08] That is some of the mo- That's- That's- That's not that.

[02:52:12] Without what the hell?

[02:52:13] Oh, there's just a room in my basement I never opened.

[02:52:17] Gotta be careful with this one.

[02:52:19] Okay.

[02:52:20] Grab it.

[02:52:21] You gotta be careful.

[02:52:22] Oh, that's- That's-

[02:52:23] Please, Marcus!

[02:52:24] Oh, oh, sorry.

[02:52:25] Oh, stop.

[02:52:26] Oh.

[02:52:28] Oh.

[02:52:29] Marcus!

[02:52:29] Are you good over there?

[02:52:30] Okay, but what if- Oh.

[02:52:31] I'm fine.

[02:52:33] This is- You-

[02:52:34] This-

[02:52:35] This is your audio stuff anyways!

[02:52:41] Juan, you know I have that second job as a DJ.

[02:52:48] I'm boring.

[02:52:51] I always love how you make that little noise whenever the beat drops.

[02:52:55] I'm opening for Justin Bieber.

[02:52:59] Well, I don't know if it's Justin Bieber,

[02:53:03] We're given the way that his name felt differently, but I'm so very proud of you.

[02:53:08] Okay, well, okay, his name is Justine de Beard.

[02:53:12] Justine?

[02:53:14] Justine de Beard.

[02:53:16] Yeah.

[02:53:17] But it's, but...

[02:53:19] But people thought it was just a neighbor, so that's fine.

[02:53:22] Yeah.

[02:53:24] That's right, Marquis.

[02:53:27] Big opportunities.

[02:53:29] Marquis, please!

[02:53:31] Sorry, sorry.

[02:53:32] My hands.

[02:53:35] I can't.

[02:53:35] I thought you'd been working out.

[02:53:38] I've been, you know, I've been too busy.

[02:53:41] You haven't gone to Pilates in weeks.

[02:53:42] What's happening?

[02:54:01] Oh, Marcus!

[02:54:03] Yes?

[02:54:05] Are you still at me?

[02:54:07] Oh, sorry.

[02:54:09] You know, I just had to check on my cows.

[02:54:11] That includes you.

[02:54:13] I'm right here.

[02:54:15] Your blue ribbon winner, right?

[02:54:17] They're right.

[02:54:19] Smack that ass.

[02:54:21] Oh!

[02:54:23] Oh, Marcus!

[02:54:25] Yes?

[02:54:27] Are you still at me?

[02:54:29] Ha ha ha!

[02:54:30] Oh!

[02:54:31] Maybe if I just try it from the other side?

[02:54:41] Yeah, oh yeah.

[02:54:42] Maybe if I just try it from the other side.

[02:54:43] No, I think I should go to the other side.

[02:54:44] No, you should use your strong hand.

[02:54:45] Okay, wait.

[02:54:46] Maybe...

[02:54:47] Okay, wait real quick.

[02:54:48] Oh yeah!

[02:54:49] Get away!

[02:54:50] Wait!

[02:54:51] The audio equipment!

[02:54:52] Oh no!

[02:54:53] No, no, no.

[02:54:54] This always works for me.

[02:54:55] Oh, no.

[02:54:56] This- this- this always works for me.

[02:54:59] I always moved a little bit better when I was young.

[02:55:01] You never supported my DJ career.

[02:55:04] I...

[02:55:07] Just think that you would do better in...

[02:55:09] business management.

[02:55:12] Business management?

[02:55:14] Yes.

[02:55:15] You sound just like my dad.

[02:55:17] Well, maybe you should take some pointers from him.

[02:55:22] I haven't spoken to the guy in five years. What do you mean?

[02:55:25] What do you mean? He doesn't know what's good for me?

[02:55:32] The reason why we stopped talking!

[02:55:36] We'll talk about it on the way...

[02:55:42] Well...

[02:55:45] Oh!

[02:55:48] Help!

[02:55:50] Oh, haha! I'm fine!

[02:55:55] I'm fine too.

[02:55:56] It sounds like these marquises really makes me...

[02:55:59] Ugh.

[02:56:00] It's cold without you.

[02:56:01] Oh wow.

[02:56:02] You can't pick up my audio equipment, but you can pick up a whole table.

[02:56:05] And you can just do it yourself, Marcus! It's fine!

[02:56:07] Oh, maybe I will!

[02:56:08] Thank you for being a grab.

[02:56:09] Maybe I will!

[02:56:12] I didn't like this table anyway!

[02:56:14] I don't like this fricking table anyway.

[02:56:44] Oh, Marcus, hey, I was just picking up the fragile... fragile...

[02:56:52] What did the doctor say about you fucking boxes?

[02:56:56] That I shouldn't name them, I shouldn't get overly attached, and I should probably just

[02:57:02] leave them be.

[02:57:03] Exactly.

[02:57:04] They've had this discussion before.

[02:57:05] Let's take it a little bit of cardboard burn, okay?

[02:57:06] I thought you got over this, it's been two years.

[02:57:07] Let's take it a little bit of cardboard burn, okay?

[02:57:12] I thought you got over this, it's been two years!

[02:57:15] Two years!

[02:57:16] You know what, fine, you're right, you should just be handling all those.

[02:57:20] Here, I'll do it.

[02:57:21] I didn't say all that now.

[02:57:23] No, I-I-I think you should probably try to have it here if you took those.

[02:57:28] Listen, I know you can handle your own boxes, but you know...

[02:57:37] How long are we going to do about the TV?

[02:57:44] Hey!

[02:57:45] Maybe, maybe we go in the backyard?

[02:57:48] Are we going to get to the backyard?

[02:57:51] Okay, wait, maybe if we went in the backyard.

[02:57:54] Oh, your favorite peeing spot.

[02:57:59] There we go.

[02:58:00] Then I can just put it right back through.

[02:58:02] Oh, good job.

[02:58:03] There we go.

[02:58:04] Just like that.

[02:58:05] Wow.

[02:58:07] Wow.

[02:58:09] Oh, there's Santa.

[02:58:11] It's not a...

[02:58:13] Oh, that...

[02:58:15] Well, now we know Santa isn't fucking real.

[02:58:17] Hey.

[02:58:19] Okay.

[02:58:21] There's a lot of people here statistically.

[02:58:23] Meaning a handful of them didn't know that.

[02:58:25] Oh.

[02:58:27] Okay.

[02:58:29] Okay.

[02:58:31] Okay.

[02:58:33] Oh, I'll be more sensitive.

[02:58:47] Oh, hey!

[02:58:49] Hello?

[02:58:51] I'm gonna jump off! Ahhhh!

[02:58:54] Is this our fridge?

[02:59:03] Oh, it's the television!

[02:59:12] Dude, point of view!

[02:59:16] Frank and my husband when he gets home!

[02:59:18] Oh shit!

[02:59:19] Frank, my wife, she'll never see it coming!

[02:59:21] I sure hope now no heavy television falls on my head while I walk through the door. Oh god. Oh god

[02:59:29] What's up YouTube?

[02:59:32] You're gonna love this one that I got tonight pranking my wife. She'll never see this one comment

[02:59:45] Sam song

[02:59:51] I saw you through the window!

[03:00:01] You were like rotting at that guy with the bus.

[03:00:11] This is our fridge, our sam-ow-ow-what?

[03:00:15] Ow, what? I can't just put the Sam song in there.

[03:00:21] Hey, careful, careful, there's milk in there!

[03:00:25] You're right. I should be more careful with that.

[03:00:31] It's not the same. It doesn't have the same spark.

[03:00:35] The magic is gone.

[03:00:42] I can carry this one.

[03:00:45] What are you doing here?

[03:00:49] What?

[03:00:57] Here we go.

[03:01:00] Oh wow, that's perfect placement.

[03:01:03] Not bad, huh?

[03:01:06] Not bad.

[03:01:07] Pretty good.

[03:01:08] Sam songs, Sam songs, Sam songs...

[03:01:18] Ops and pans!

[03:01:25] Okay, what's goos there?

[03:01:32] Oh

[03:02:02] What?

[03:02:15] Hey!

[03:02:17] What are you doing out here?

[03:02:26] Did you bring the hose out here?

[03:02:29] I don't think so.

[03:02:30] I think so.

[03:02:31] My hose?

[03:02:32] No, Marcus.

[03:02:33] I-

[03:02:34] I'll get my hose all across town.

[03:02:39] You know I'm the only hose for you.

[03:02:42] That's true.

[03:02:44] It seems like you want to share it with the whole neighborhood.

[03:02:48] No.

[03:02:49] I don't.

[03:02:52] My moo, your moo.

[03:02:54] What's in here?

[03:02:56] Remember what your mom told you.

[03:03:02] You see... you see that?

[03:03:04] I'll usually shot survivors who will be shot again. We should go in.

[03:03:08] Okay.

[03:03:10] Huh. Sounds good.

[03:03:15] I have yet to be shot.

[03:03:20] Oh! That is a... tiny door.

[03:03:24] What?

[03:03:25] It looks like my door.

[03:03:27] Oh!

[03:03:29] Oh!

[03:03:31] Whoa, what the heck?

[03:03:33] Well...

[03:03:35] Tiny door, tiny door.

[03:03:37] They already lied to us. We have not gotten shot.

[03:03:39] I have not gotten shot.

[03:03:41] How did you make it over there?

[03:03:43] I just... I jumped.

[03:03:47] Uh-oh.

[03:03:49] Uh-oh.

[03:03:51] Oh!

[03:03:53] Oh, I did it.

[03:03:54] Yay!

[03:03:56] Woo!

[03:04:01] Look at you!

[03:04:02] Heh heh.

[03:04:05] I'm very limbo.

[03:04:06] Yeah.

[03:04:07] We should probably get the rest of these things, right?

[03:04:09] Hey, but what if we go to neighbor's house?

[03:04:12] We can try to take their things.

[03:04:14] We should take their things.

[03:04:16] Why do they have to keep their things?

[03:04:19] Why can't we have their things?

[03:04:21] We could have those things.

[03:04:24] Knock knock!

[03:04:36] Uh...

[03:04:44] This is the true nature of the world.

[03:04:47] This is what happens, this is what you don't see, this is what the government, this is

[03:04:54] what the world is shielding you from, this is what you see, this is the truth, the earth.

[03:05:03] Come over here.

[03:05:06] Hey, what's up?

[03:05:08] Stand at this door and then turn around.

[03:05:11] Okay.

[03:05:13] Oh, wow.

[03:05:16] The truth! I told you! I told you! This world is fake!

[03:05:21] Whoa!

[03:05:23] We live in a simulation!

[03:05:28] Yeah, we do.

[03:05:33] I gotta remember this moment.

[03:05:36] Yeah, right, Wendy.

[03:05:46] I

[03:05:48] I

[03:06:14] Kind of catch you

[03:06:18] That's pretty good

[03:06:25] We we should probably load up that couch right we definitely should yeah

[03:06:33] Just your mom's coffee table what I got that in there

[03:06:41] And the Samsung remember we have to keep the coffee table with us. It's haunted

[03:06:46] You want to hear it.

[03:06:48] True. True. You're right.

[03:06:50] You don't want to leave the world behind, do you?

[03:06:52] No. I don't. I don't.

[03:06:56] Wait. Here we go.

[03:06:58] You ready?

[03:07:00] Can you do it?

[03:07:02] One, two...

[03:07:04] Are you ready?

[03:07:06] I'm ready.

[03:07:08] You're already picking it up. It's going to make it way heavier for me.

[03:07:10] What if I...

[03:07:12] Okay, I'm not going to pick it up.

[03:07:14] one two three okay wow those Pilates classes really are oh oh maybe if we

[03:07:32] just there you go believe we just wiggle it just a little bit I got it okay

[03:07:42] Wait here here. Oh my gosh. Oh, okay. Wait. I got it. I have it. I have it. I have it

[03:07:49] I'm something I'm something I'm something I'm something I'm

[03:07:55] That's a lot of damage on the couch

[03:07:59] We need to find you can't leave the couch behind we have

[03:08:12] What is that? What is this? What is- what's in here? What is this?

[03:08:20] You're my actual fingers!

[03:08:25] You're not displaying them out in the common room.

[03:08:28] But why?

[03:08:32] May I at least take my tango egg out?

[03:08:35] I'm putting them on top. If they make it, they make it.

[03:08:38] Oh my god. You never support my hobbies.

[03:08:42] Maybe if your pockets were a little bit more than potential figures and DJing, we wouldn't have to be, uh, moving.

[03:08:50] Who said if I let you do only fans, and you let me do my thing?

[03:08:55] That was the deal.

[03:08:59] You're right, Marcus. You're right. You're always right.

[03:09:03] I'm sorry your foot, Fancy, didn't take off.

[03:09:08] It's okay. It's fine.

[03:09:10] Your only fans is still in break!

[03:09:12] I just need to try again, honestly, but if you would like me...

[03:09:17] Marcus, please! We have to get this in the...

[03:09:21] What do you need?

[03:09:22] Push!

[03:09:23] Push!

[03:09:24] Come on!

[03:09:25] Slowly, slowly...

[03:09:26] Do I have to do all the work again?

[03:09:28] You know how to push!

[03:09:30] Well, I do know how to push, but you know...

[03:09:33] Everybody can handle something so low.

[03:09:37] I think we did great.

[03:09:42] It's looking good.

[03:09:45] We need the television.

[03:09:47] Marques, please, can you grab that?

[03:09:49] Oh.

[03:09:51] What?

[03:09:53] Uh.

[03:09:55] Oh.

[03:09:57] Oh, no.

[03:09:59] Oh, fuck!

[03:10:01] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:10:04] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:10:07] No!

[03:10:09] Whoa!

[03:10:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:10:14] Uh, what if like...

[03:10:16] Uh-oh.

[03:10:18] Uh-oh.

[03:10:20] What?

[03:10:28] What are you doing with the idea?

[03:10:30] I have an idea!

[03:10:34] Is that a cow?

[03:10:38] Fuck.

[03:10:41] Fuck!

[03:10:44] Oh, shit.

[03:10:47] Woooo!

[03:10:49] There ya go!

[03:10:50] Nice!

[03:10:51] Yeah!

[03:10:52] Nice!

[03:10:53] Easy!

[03:10:54] Woohoo!

[03:10:55] Woohoo!

[03:10:59] Hehehehe

[03:11:02] The cows have been saved.

[03:11:04] And shaved.

[03:11:10] Pat, where are you?

[03:11:15] Here we go.

[03:11:17] Back to the cows, I guess.

[03:11:25] I'll do it, I'll let you do it so guys.

[03:11:39] I'll hear right we fight.

[03:11:46] I

[03:12:04] Seems good, right?

[03:12:07] Wow good job

[03:12:10] Here we go. Everything that's everything, huh? Okay

[03:12:16] Oh

[03:12:19] So she case in the garage, I'll grab it and toss it in the trunk. Okay

[03:12:25] Where's the bag with our passports and documents already in the trunk

[03:12:30] I'm not sure isn't that a surprise for me

[03:12:35] Right, okay. Wow. Thanks. I'll get this suitcase

[03:12:43] I won't look

[03:12:46] surprise what is it it's your brand new milking machine Marcus for me yeah just

[03:12:56] for you all right that's everything we're good to go

[03:13:02] Booth?

[03:13:03] What?

[03:13:04] What's going on with you?

[03:13:05] I'm fine.

[03:13:06] You've been off.

[03:13:07] Don't tell me it's nothing.

[03:13:08] Can we just go?

[03:13:09] Is this about yesterday?

[03:13:10] Yesterday?

[03:13:11] Tess?

[03:13:12] I said I'm fine, Marcus.

[03:13:13] I already told you.

[03:13:14] When I said it, Jake's came out wrong.

[03:13:15] That's not how I meant it.

[03:13:16] I need you to talk to me.

[03:13:17] What?

[03:13:18] You said you were fine.

[03:13:19] You said you were fine.

[03:13:20] I said I'm fine.

[03:13:21] Marcus?

[03:13:22] I already told you.

[03:13:23] I said it, Jake's came out wrong.

[03:13:24] That's not how I meant it.

[03:13:25] I need you to talk to me.

[03:13:26] What?

[03:13:27] I said I'm fine.

[03:13:28] Marcus?

[03:13:29] I already told you.

[03:13:30] You said it, Jake's came out wrong.

[03:13:31] There's nothing to talk about right now.

[03:13:33] Is it the move?

[03:13:35] Because if it is, listen.

[03:13:37] You don't have to come.

[03:13:38] It's my job, it's my thing.

[03:13:40] If you're not ready...

[03:13:41] Stop!

[03:13:42] I'm serious.

[03:13:44] It's not too late to...

[03:13:45] I said stop!

[03:13:48] Then what is it?

[03:13:50] Can it just not be right now?

[03:13:53] Okay.

[03:14:01] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[03:14:31] I just want my cows!

[03:14:35] Mike is my cows!

[03:14:37] Oh my god.

[03:14:39] What are we going to do now?

[03:14:44] Do we have to get in the car?

[03:14:48] Oh!

[03:14:49] Oh!

[03:14:50] Oh no, woman driver!

[03:14:53] Woman driver!

[03:14:55] Excuse me?

[03:14:56] Woman driver!

[03:14:58] Oh shit.

[03:15:00] What?

[03:15:02] What are you doing?

[03:15:04] Like, we're back up to this?

[03:15:06] There we go.

[03:15:08] Yeah, let's go ahead and hook this bad boy up. Here we go.

[03:15:10] There it is.

[03:15:12] Yee-haw!

[03:15:22] Yeah, let's get out of here.

[03:15:24] Hey, uh, we got...

[03:15:26] Oh, actually, we got a lot of things.

[03:15:28] I don't know.

[03:15:32] Okay wait, I can't see a beat.

[03:15:35] I can't see!

[03:15:36] Stop!

[03:15:37] Okay wait, give me a second.

[03:15:50] Putting on a show for me?

[03:15:53] Only for you, Marcus.

[03:15:55] Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about!

[03:15:58] I'm gonna treat you for a school away!

[03:16:05] Damn, buckle up, Buckaroo!

[03:16:15] Turn the radio on.

[03:16:16] Whoops.

[03:16:17] Whoops.

[03:16:20] Look!

[03:16:25] Marcus?

[03:16:27] Yes?

[03:16:29] I wasn't the best at driving, and I know I should've let Marcus drive.

[03:16:33] Oh, you know what?

[03:16:35] We made good time on the loading. Better than I thought.

[03:16:39] It's... you should probably drive.

[03:16:43] I want you to drive, huh?

[03:16:45] Hey! Wait up!

[03:16:48] I'm trying to drive. Male driver here.

[03:16:55] I think we need that, yes, I can see why you're the petty driver, if you just back out to

[03:17:22] I remember when I used to go to high school.

[03:17:27] I was so excited to be back in school, remember?

[03:17:31] Yes, you were the best.

[03:17:33] I was on a school team for driving.

[03:17:38] Yes, the local name for speed group.

[03:17:42] Yeah, name for speed.

[03:17:46] And I used to play in a sport of like, driving and racing games.

[03:17:50] Uh-huh.

[03:17:52] Yeah, if you just back up to that.

[03:17:54] Okay.

[03:17:55] You think that's close enough?

[03:17:57] Well...

[03:18:01] Let's get up.

[03:18:04] Where's he?

[03:18:05] Are we connected?

[03:18:08] On...

[03:18:13] Oh, wait a minute.

[03:18:14] To get the fuck...

[03:18:15] So close, so close.

[03:18:17] There it is! There it is!

[03:18:18] Get up!

[03:18:19] Yeah, we're we're we're ready

[03:18:25] Here we go

[03:18:44] This

[03:18:50] Yeah

[03:18:54] We're turning

[03:19:00] Do you think the trailer stuck?

[03:19:06] Hey, do you think the trailer stuck?

[03:19:19] Here we go.

[03:19:24] Trying to drive away.

[03:19:27] Perfect, perfect.

[03:19:30] That's light, yeah, I'm fine.

[03:19:33] Are you okay?

[03:19:34] Yeah, I'm fine.

[03:19:36] Alright.

[03:19:38] Great.

[03:19:40] There you go, this is all you know.

[03:19:45] Are you ready?

[03:19:47] Uh, yep.

[03:19:51] Well, here we go, driving away now.

[03:19:59] 7.40pm.

[03:20:01] Oh.

[03:20:05] Oh, babe, it's late already.

[03:20:08] Yeah, it's pretty late. How long have we been driving?

[03:20:12] It should be about four hours from here if traffic gets clearer.

[03:20:15] Four hours! My kids!

[03:20:17] Oh wait!

[03:20:18] We're moving to Canada?

[03:20:20] I think we're moving to Canada.

[03:20:24] You got it!

[03:20:26] A-I

[03:20:30] You got to say hi.

[03:20:31] You go five west in two miles.

[03:20:34] What school five west?

[03:20:36] Look, it says prepare to meet God.

[03:20:39] Oh yeah, yeah.

[03:20:41] That's such a classic billboard.

[03:20:44] Love those.

[03:21:14] Be out! At least, keep over here in that wheel!

[03:21:18] I'm talking about ball wheel!

[03:21:19] Just know I can't check my phone while I'm driving!

[03:21:22] You put that word in there and it will be okay!

[03:21:25] Not the wheel!

[03:21:26] And also watch them bridges!

[03:21:28] Watch them open roads!

[03:21:30] Uh oh, what is that?

[03:21:31] That will go fine!

[03:21:31] I'll just wait and see what the X is!

[03:21:34] Five doors!

[03:21:35] Okay, that is five doors on the right and half a mile!

[03:21:39] Okay!

[03:21:40] I hope that will be okay!

[03:21:41] Hey, since my wife is lost...

[03:21:42] If you like having more conversations...

[03:21:44] Yeah!

[03:21:44] Stay by there!

[03:21:45] Stay!

[03:21:46] Stay!

[03:21:46] Poom-poom!

[03:21:47] Is this exit 5?

[03:21:48] Can you use the second one?

[03:21:49] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[03:21:50] Exit, you're gonna want to be all the way over the right.

[03:21:52] They said you're gonna wait.

[03:21:53] Get out!

[03:21:53] We actually can catch the morning light.

[03:21:55] I know it helps you wait, right?

[03:21:57] Oh, God, why are we in exit 6?

[03:21:59] Yeah, for God's sake.

[03:22:00] Take this exit, right here.

[03:22:03] Also, I'm gonna overtake the bus.

[03:22:06] Stay on this, this for 40 miles.

[03:22:09] You were looking at the scenes?

[03:22:11] Yeah, nothing crazy.

[03:22:13] We're getting a PC here.

[03:22:15] Maybe some games here and there, you know?

[03:22:18] Where are you looking at PCs?

[03:22:20] Oh, you know, just here and there.

[03:22:22] We're gonna play some of the PC games.

[03:22:24] My career streamer is just about to kick off.

[03:22:28] What do you think?

[03:22:30] You think I should?

[03:22:32] You should try it, Marcus.

[03:22:34] You think it's better than my DJing career?

[03:22:37] Yeah.

[03:22:39] Yeah, I think...

[03:22:42] Anything's worth a shot at this point.

[03:22:44] What if...

[03:22:46] What if...

[03:22:47] Wait, why is that tree dancing?

[03:22:49] Wait, why is that tree dancing?

[03:22:50] That was a tree dancing?

[03:22:51] Wait, can we stop? Can we go back?

[03:22:54] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:22:55] That tree!

[03:22:56] It's dancing!

[03:22:57] That was dancing?

[03:22:59] It's...

[03:23:05] That was a dancing tree?

[03:23:07] Where?

[03:23:12] Oh, shit, it is that thing!

[03:23:18] Well, I guess they're all kind of doing that, actually. They're mine.

[03:23:22] They're fucking.

[03:23:25] I love spending time with you.

[03:23:28] Me too.

[03:23:42] You know, this is what America's all about, the American dream.

[03:23:49] Yeah, like doing whatever you want.

[03:23:52] Standing out in the middle of the street, on your phone.

[03:23:56] Slamming a foot long whenever you feel like it.

[03:24:00] Yeah.

[03:24:03] It's the very fact that we're from America.

[03:24:06] True.

[03:24:12] It wouldn't be America if we couldn't do this.

[03:24:17] And then that's so true.

[03:24:25] This is what freedom is all about. Our forefathers talked about this.

[03:24:31] You guys are watching it live.

[03:24:33] It's true. And if we can do it so can you. We'll find the ice wall.

[03:24:42] Where are we going?

[03:24:44] Oh, we're going to the ice wall.

[03:24:48] Like the Game of Thrones.

[03:24:50] Yeah.

[03:24:52] We're gonna go see Jon Snow.

[03:24:54] We're gonna find all the other biomes.

[03:24:58] Yes, we're going to a different biome.

[03:25:01] That's fun.

[03:25:02] We are. It's gonna be great.

[03:25:12] Oh my goodness. I got a cow galaxy.

[03:25:17] Cow galaxy?

[03:25:19] Yup. Yup.

[03:25:26] That's pretty good.

[03:25:42] I need 7 trillion.

[03:25:52] 7 trillions?

[03:25:55] I got it.

[03:25:56] Listen, I'm not my cows accumulated a little bit.

[03:26:01] I'm not my cows accumulated.

[03:26:05] Oh my...

[03:26:06] I'm doing it!

[03:26:07] Oh my god.

[03:26:08] Oh my god.

[03:26:09] I'm doing it!

[03:26:11] Oh my god, he's ascending, he's ascending.

[03:26:15] It's at- oh my gosh, actually- oh!

[03:26:20] He's ascending!

[03:26:21] I need one quadrillion!

[03:26:27] I'm at 600 trillion.

[03:26:29] I'm at 700 trillion.

[03:26:31] 800 trillion!

[03:26:35] It's running off!

[03:26:37] oh wait there's more beyond that oh yeah the top is 100 quadrillion I think

[03:26:56] I don't know about that.

[03:27:12] I'm pretty close.

[03:27:22] It's like it's...

[03:27:30] I had a big minute.

[03:27:32] Oh, that's okay.

[03:27:34] Yeah, you let me know whenever you're ready to get back into the car.

[03:27:40] It's a beautiful night out here.

[03:27:44] It's always a beautiful night when I'm with you, Marcus.

[03:27:47] Wow.

[03:27:49] You sure know what to say and make the day special.

[03:27:55] So what's your favorite mix that you've been doing on your little DJ sets?

[03:28:00] Oh, I've been doing some crazy stuff. Have you ever heard of penis music?

[03:28:06] Um...

[03:28:07] That's pretty experimental, but I think it's the next big thing.

[03:28:11] I bet it is, Marcus.

[03:28:14] You don't believe in me!

[03:28:15] Believe in me!

[03:28:17] If you're doing it, I'm sure it's...

[03:28:19] ... for you to trust.

[03:28:21] Come on, don't you believe in me?

[03:28:24] I do, Marcus.

[03:28:26] I'm your biggest believer.

[03:28:36] I was thinking about...

[03:28:40] ... doing something crazy.

[03:28:43] Like what?

[03:28:44] I'd make you a big stop

[03:28:47] Okay

[03:28:50] Don't tell me you're gonna pressure people random people on the streets to buy it from you. I mean

[03:28:58] It's just persuasive selling techniques

[03:29:03] It's no different than offering somebody a subscription

[03:29:07] My brother has something to do with drive and...

[03:29:11] And management?

[03:29:13] I'm just saying...

[03:29:16] It's not too late.

[03:29:19] I can't do that, that's what my brother is into.

[03:29:23] Oh...

[03:29:25] Oh...

[03:29:26] He said I'm never going to be like your manager.

[03:29:29] Oh...

[03:29:32] Well, I would listen to your mixtape every night before bed.

[03:29:36] That's the best news I've heard all day.

[03:29:46] That's great, Marcus.

[03:29:48] You wanna hear some other great news?

[03:29:51] What's the great news?

[03:29:53] I'm about to hit 10 quadrillion!

[03:29:57] Oh shit. Imagine the milk production.

[03:30:01] Woo!

[03:30:03] Errr...

[03:30:04] This feels better when I'm in front of a car.

[03:30:08] What?

[03:30:10] This feels better when I'm in front of a car in Endanger.

[03:30:15] Right?

[03:30:20] Does it not?

[03:30:23] Does it not?

[03:30:23] I-I-I get that.

[03:30:28] Nobody milks like Shia. Excuse me.

[03:30:31] Her name is Tess.

[03:30:33] They don't understand.

[03:30:35] They just don't get us.

[03:30:37] And they never will.

[03:30:39] Ever since I got these others, they...

[03:30:41] treat me differently.

[03:30:43] That's all...

[03:30:45] that's all people want.

[03:30:47] They just want to see the others.

[03:30:49] But don't they ever want to understand the others?

[03:30:51] I don't think so.

[03:30:53] I don't think so.

[03:30:55] I don't think so.

[03:30:57] I don't think so.

[03:30:59] I don't think so.

[03:31:01] I don't understand the others. I don't think so.

[03:31:05] No, they don't.

[03:31:07] You never want to understand.

[03:31:09] You never take the time to understand.

[03:31:11] The complexities of others.

[03:31:15] I don't know.

[03:31:17] I'm your team and I'll take care of that

[03:31:19] so that they're supple for every single person

[03:31:21] that wants to enjoy my homemade milk.

[03:31:23] Yeah, exactly.

[03:31:25] They don't understand the countless hours you spend

[03:31:27] expressing yourself,

[03:31:59] You know that they are free-raised, like do you think they care about free-raised?

[03:32:02] Just buzz words.

[03:32:04] People don't care about that.

[03:32:13] Hi, Bob!

[03:32:15] Hi.

[03:32:19] Hi, are you ready?

[03:32:20] Let's get back to the car.

[03:32:22] We held a traffic spasho.

[03:32:24] What are we doing here?

[03:32:25] How did we get here?

[03:32:27] That hit by a bus man!

[03:32:29] Oh, don't do that!

[03:32:37] Nice.

[03:32:45] Let's get out of here.

[03:32:47] Yeah, let's get out of here.

[03:32:55] Ah!

[03:33:01] In school?

[03:33:03] Yeah!

[03:33:07] Yeah!

[03:33:09] That's why I would learn the driving team at school.

[03:33:13] Yeah!

[03:33:14] I would get a scholarship to go to college for driving.

[03:33:20] Driving school?

[03:33:21] Yeah!

[03:33:22] But...

[03:33:23] I would learn the driving team.

[03:33:24] Right. But I heard that they didn't really offer those kind of programs at the DMV. They just...

[03:33:33] Told you they just kind of yelled at you and told you to go away?

[03:33:36] Ah, I don't get it. You should be able to pursue your dream no matter where.

[03:33:41] Well, hold on a minute.

[03:33:44] Okay, you wanted to get technical at the DMV.

[03:33:48] It was a university class.

[03:33:51] I swear!

[03:33:53] Uh-huh.

[03:33:55] I get it.

[03:33:57] Hey, is this the exit we were supposed to get off of?

[03:34:01] Um...

[03:34:03] Uh, wait, we gotta reroute. We're going the wrong way.

[03:34:06] Uh-oh.

[03:34:07] We're looking for a new route.

[03:34:09] GPS strength is good.

[03:34:11] Uh, take exit to Cascade Highway.

[03:34:13] Yeah, right here.

[03:34:15] Is this Cascade Highway?

[03:34:17] Uh...

[03:34:19] I don't like the looks of this Marcus. I don't know where we...

[03:34:43] 808 PM

[03:35:01] Oh, 2.6 more miles.

[03:35:06] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:35:08] What?

[03:35:10] 2.6 more miles, we got this.

[03:35:14] Hey, where do you think that leads to?

[03:35:18] Down there?

[03:35:19] Yeah.

[03:35:20] Rock Mountain Trail.

[03:35:27] Yeah, we should just check it out.

[03:35:33] Like, what if we want to go this way?

[03:35:40] We should be able to do whatever we want.

[03:35:42] It's true. We shouldn't be dictated by society into telling us what we should be doing.

[03:35:46] Right?

[03:35:48] Oh.

[03:35:50] These invisible walls keep us trapped forever.

[03:35:57] We need to be free. That's why we need to get to the ice wall and break through to the other biomes.

[03:36:02] I want to ride it in the front of the car.

[03:36:06] Alright.

[03:36:07] Hang on tight, sugarplum.

[03:36:14] Yeah?

[03:36:16] It didn't work out. It's too cold, and I just want to be inside.

[03:36:22] But I thought you liked being outside.

[03:36:25] I don't want to anymore.

[03:36:27] I think...

[03:36:28] Try taking up the streaming thing you mentioned earlier.

[03:36:31] Oh, you want to become a streamer?

[03:36:33] What up?

[03:36:36] You think I would be good at that?

[03:36:39] You gonna do streaming and overspend?

[03:36:41] My dad is texting me again, Josh.

[03:36:43] I'm sorry.

[03:36:47] The phone doesn't text me while I'm driving.

[03:36:50] Watch out, watch out!

[03:36:51] OH GOD!

[03:36:52] OH GOD!

[03:36:57] Wow.

[03:36:57] I didn't know there was a ghost car in here.

[03:37:00] Yeah.

[03:37:03] Hey, is Trader still back there?

[03:37:08] Ahhhh!

[03:37:12] Yes!

[03:37:15] Kind of like, oh!

[03:37:18] It's getting really windy out there.

[03:37:20] Pretty windy, Marcus.

[03:37:22] Yeah, I see it.

[03:37:25] Ooh, Iron Mark!

[03:37:28] I can't be windy out here!

[03:37:30] Everything's backed up for miles.

[03:37:32] That's why we cut through.

[03:37:34] I was on the interstate, and there's not a single car on this road.

[03:37:39] I heard some dials got murdered here.

[03:37:42] God's not good.

[03:37:44] You're really good at this driving thing.

[03:37:46] Aw, shit.

[03:37:47] Oh, no!

[03:37:51] You okay?

[03:37:52] No, no, yeah.

[03:37:55] What's happening?

[03:37:56] I'm okay.

[03:37:56] All right.

[03:37:57] It's fine, it's fine.

[03:37:59] A tree fell down over there.

[03:38:00] What do we do?

[03:38:01] What do we do?

[03:38:02] Let's drive over and move it.

[03:38:05] We moved the tree!

[03:38:07] We can't move the tree!

[03:38:09] Between the two of us, we can shift it enough to get through.

[03:38:12] Okay.

[03:38:13] No, there's no way.

[03:38:16] Oh, God.

[03:38:17] Where the fuck is it?

[03:38:19] Okay, we do it.

[03:38:26] Come on, Marius, let's do this.

[03:38:28] Okay.

[03:38:29] I'm gonna try to drive.

[03:38:31] The car is gonna stop!

[03:38:45] The car is gonna stop!

[03:38:51] The car is gonna stop!

[03:38:53] Wow, you're strong.

[03:39:00] That's what I'm doing.

[03:39:09] You're fucking strong.

[03:39:15] Mom, let's move it. Let's move the tree.

[03:39:21] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[03:39:29] Good job. Very good.

[03:39:32] Wow.

[03:39:34] I don't really need to do any work, huh? You got it.

[03:39:37] Do we move it enough?

[03:39:39] I don't know if we move it enough.

[03:39:45] I think we moved it enough, right?

[03:40:15] What?

[03:40:16] Did you get that achievement?

[03:40:18] Yes, it said confront the figure that's watching it.

[03:40:22] Is there someone over here?

[03:40:24] I don't know.

[03:40:25] I didn't see anything.

[03:40:26] Okay.

[03:40:27] I'm going to get the flashlight.

[03:40:28] Okay.

[03:40:29] I'm going to get the flashlight.

[03:40:30] Okay.

[03:40:31] Okay.

[03:40:32] I'm going to get the flashlight.

[03:40:33] Okay.

[03:40:34] Okay.

[03:40:35] Okay.

[03:40:36] Okay.

[03:40:37] Okay.

[03:40:38] Okay.

[03:40:39] Okay.

[03:40:40] Okay.

[03:40:41] Okay.

[03:40:42] Okay.

[03:40:43] Okay.

[03:40:44] Check, check if you see somebody.

[03:40:51] Hello?

[03:40:53] Hello?

[03:40:55] Hello?

[03:40:57] Open up!

[03:40:59] As long as the inside!

[03:41:01] Whoa.

[03:41:03] Open up!

[03:41:05] As long as the inside!

[03:41:07] As long as the inside!

[03:41:09] Whoa.

[03:41:11] Oh, yes.

[03:41:20] Hmm.

[03:41:23] Baby over there.

[03:41:33] Baby?

[03:41:40] Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff!

[03:41:48] No. That's not it.

[03:41:52] Maybe deeper in the woods?

[03:41:55] Maybe.

[03:41:58] Should we?

[03:41:59] Yeah. This way.

[03:42:10] Okay, we got this.

[03:42:16] Hey, I can't fucking see.

[03:42:35] Mark?

[03:42:40] Is this good?

[03:42:47] Oh, that's perfect.

[03:42:52] Oh, yeah, we did so good.

[03:42:56] You know, maybe you should drive.

[03:43:00] Yeah.

[03:43:03] You don't want to drive no no no you drive you drive

[03:43:33] Oh, stop!

[03:43:36] Yes?

[03:43:36] What do you mean by that?

[03:43:38] I'm a train!

[03:43:39] Ooh, a train!

[03:43:42] That's nice!

[03:43:43] Oh, two trains!

[03:43:44] I'm sorry, I support your whole defense,

[03:43:46] but I can't do support by DJing, turn!

[03:43:49] You know, my outfit is not taking off, okay?

[03:43:56] I know they're fiends and king of blood.

[03:43:58] I support you through the feet, mate.

[03:44:09] Turn right, turn right!

[03:44:14] Here we go.

[03:44:18] Stay on this for 2.6.

[03:44:21] Okay.

[03:44:26] Uh-oh.

[03:44:28] What did you do?

[03:44:29] What was that?

[03:44:31] What did you do, Marcus?

[03:44:32] Dash came on.

[03:44:33] Dashlight came on.

[03:44:41] The car is struggling on the hill.

[03:44:44] Oh no, are we gonna break down?

[03:44:48] It's people behind us!

[03:44:50] Oh god!

[03:44:51] They're gonna run!

[03:44:53] They're gonna get stuck on it!

[03:44:56] Just what does that mean?

[03:44:58] Put on your hazards!

[03:44:59] Just let them go around you!

[03:45:00] Just let them go around you!

[03:45:03] Oh no!

[03:45:04] Oh no!

[03:45:05] Oh no!

[03:45:06] Oh no!

[03:45:07] Oh no! The car is smoking!

[03:45:08] It's overheating!

[03:45:10] I'm gonna stop at this motel tonight.

[03:45:16] Are you sure?

[03:45:17] Yeah, here on the right.

[03:45:18] I think you have a beard on the house.

[03:45:21] It's fine.

[03:45:22] It's fine.

[03:45:23] As long as this guy...this guy...

[03:45:24] Oh my gosh!

[03:45:25] Oh my gosh!

[03:45:26] Jesus!

[03:45:27] What was the deal with that guy?

[03:45:28] Yeah, Lill.

[03:45:29] Like relax, bitch.

[03:45:30] Damn.

[03:45:31] Okay, I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:32] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:33] Okay, I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:34] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:35] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:36] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:37] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:38] I'm gonna stop.

[03:45:39] Okay, um, the lights. What do we do?

[03:45:43] It could just be the hill. The engine gets hot.

[03:45:46] So it'll go away?

[03:45:48] Maybe once we're over the top and it levels out.

[03:45:51] You wanna stay? Do you wanna check out the motel first?

[03:45:56] Yeah, let's do it!

[03:45:58] I

[03:46:05] Stop

[03:46:07] Motel

[03:46:17] Looks like there's no vacancy

[03:46:24] No, I don't think there's anything

[03:46:28] They hate us

[03:46:30] Yeah, they don't want us to have fun here

[03:46:36] They don't want us to have fun

[03:46:39] We're Gen Z couple. Yeah, it's true

[03:46:46] Let's get out of here

[03:46:48] Let's get the heck out of here

[03:46:50] Get the hell out of here

[03:46:52] Woo, the trees are really dancing tonight

[03:46:55] Woo, it's windy

[03:46:57] Damn!

[03:46:59] Oh, God!

[03:47:01] Wow!

[03:47:03] Wait, this is really windy!

[03:47:05] They're bowing down to us!

[03:47:07] Oh!

[03:47:11] 8.52 pm.

[03:47:19] It didn't go away.

[03:47:21] I drove a little more before we accepted the car wasn't going to fix itself.

[03:47:28] You found the only shop and area on her GPS.

[03:47:41] Wow.

[03:47:42] Wow.

[03:47:44] Glad you found a place for us to go to.

[03:47:47] Well, if we're good things, the GPS work.

[03:47:51] Something has to do with this relationship.

[03:47:55] Well, looks like I'm not going to part with hair.

[03:48:01] Is that it?

[03:48:05] Is this my auto-truck?

[03:48:09] Yeah, let's pull in there.

[03:48:13] This is what you want to be thinking.

[03:48:18] At this point, you might be thinking, uh, hard trouble, classic horror, that nothing could prepare us for what happened next.

[03:48:30] And keep going!

[03:48:32] I'm gonna fix it for us.

[03:48:35] You're doing it!

[03:48:40] I'm gonna fix it for us.

[03:48:41] How did I get so lost?

[03:48:44] You know me.

[03:48:48] and just goes door on me oh i'm sorry oh they're not hiring

[03:48:56] hello

[03:49:00] hello there's no one here anybody here

[03:49:06] Oh, the sign says OPEN.

[03:49:11] It's almost gone down here.

[03:49:36] Did you...did you need anything? Were you thirsty or something? Did you want to grab anything?

[03:49:58] Well I was going to grab some milk, but I didn't want to get a friend in.

[03:50:03] It's fine. I understand. We're not always going to do it for my own good.

[03:50:08] Well, it's not that. It's just we've been on the road all day and... and thank...

[03:50:12] I can't... I can't...

[03:50:13] You're really... at time, you know?

[03:50:33] I wish they had something to drink here.

[03:50:53] The sardines are glitched into my hand.

[03:51:00] Yeah, they're glitched into my hands.

[03:51:07] Uh-oh. And what happened with this game? I wonder what happened.

[03:51:17] What?

[03:51:18] Hey, but what?

[03:51:19] What?

[03:51:20] No thought.

[03:51:21] I don't really know.

[03:51:22] Oh.

[03:51:23] I'm not sure...

[03:51:24] I'm not sure what that is.

[03:51:25] I'm just gonna type it.

[03:51:26] I'm just gonna type it.

[03:51:27] What?

[03:51:28] Hey, but what?

[03:51:29] What?

[03:51:30] What?

[03:51:31] Nothing.

[03:51:32] I don't really know.

[03:51:33] Oh.

[03:51:34] Oh.

[03:51:35] Oh.

[03:51:36] Oh.

[03:51:37] Oh.

[03:51:38] Oh.

[03:51:39] Oh.

[03:51:40] Oh.

[03:51:41] Oh.

[03:51:42] Oh.

[03:51:43] Oh.

[03:51:44] Oh.

[03:51:45] Oh.

[03:51:46] You like ran up against the door this place smells weird

[03:52:01] It smells weird out here wait we need a flashlight

[03:52:16] I don't know how to get it out on my hand.

[03:52:35] I don't know how to drop it.

[03:52:37] We broke the game.

[03:52:39] We broke the sardine.

[03:52:43] We don't need those.

[03:52:44] Like, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[03:52:47] That kind of stuff.

[03:52:48] Wait, you should just put those...

[03:52:49] But I love sardines.

[03:52:54] It's not worth it.

[03:52:58] I'm gonna have to smell those sardines.

[03:53:05] Come here.

[03:53:09] I have two questions.

[03:53:12] Why would we do that?

[03:53:14] I'm afraid the pumps are all dry tonight.

[03:53:17] Jesus.

[03:53:18] I'm expecting to take her in the morning now.

[03:53:20] Get out of me.

[03:53:21] What the fuck is this guy?

[03:53:23] Fuck this guy.

[03:53:24] Our corny's fixing.

[03:53:25] Actually, we were driving up and had a wake come on in the bash about 20 minutes back,

[03:53:33] so the red one.

[03:53:34] We were hoping someone here could take a look.

[03:53:36] And this is how we wrecked the entire junk valley.

[03:53:38] Roll it off.

[03:53:39] Maybe.

[03:53:40] I honestly couldn't tell you.

[03:53:41] Yes, he did.

[03:53:42] Oh my gosh.

[03:53:44] You folks ain't from around here, huh?

[03:53:46] Oh my god.

[03:53:50] Just pass through!

[03:53:51] No, we were just passing through.

[03:53:54] Pass through, babe!

[03:53:57] Why'd you ask?

[03:54:01] Ah, no reason.

[03:54:03] What the fuck?

[03:54:03] Just don't see a lot of... of...

[03:54:06] Of what?

[03:54:08] Oh, nothing.

[03:54:09] What?

[03:54:10] Scratch creeks a long way.

[03:54:12] Where you could have been headed?

[03:54:16] Why does it matter?

[03:54:18] Alrighty.

[03:54:19] I don't know.

[03:54:20] I'll come take a look at that car.

[03:54:22] Thank you so much.

[03:54:24] Car's in the back.

[03:54:25] This one.

[03:54:26] Thank you.

[03:54:27] Come on.

[03:54:28] I'm in the back.

[03:54:34] Maybe you're in the back.

[03:54:36] Where's my new car?

[03:54:38] I'm in the back!

[03:54:40] Here we go.

[03:54:44] Marcus, this is my girl.

[03:54:48] You're right up before me.

[03:54:50] You're working together, ya know?

[03:54:52] Yeah.

[03:54:56] First time ever.

[03:55:10] Oh no!

[03:55:12] Oh no!

[03:55:14] I'm gonna try and stop the car!

[03:55:16] Oh, no!

[03:55:18] Oh no!

[03:55:20] Oh, no!

[03:55:22] A little bit more!

[03:55:24] Oh, no!

[03:55:26] A little bit more!

[03:55:28] A little bit more!

[03:55:30] Oh, no!

[03:55:32] Oh, no!

[03:55:34] Oh, my God!

[03:55:36] Oh!

[03:55:38] I'm coming back! I'm coming back!

[03:55:41] I don't think you can! It's been booted me!

[03:55:44] Oh no!

[03:55:46] I have to invite you back!

[03:55:48] Oh no!

[03:55:50] I was here! Why couldn't you hear anything?

[03:55:53] What was it?

[03:55:55] My sardine cat was clipping with the walls!

[03:55:58] It was really bad!

[03:56:01] Oh...

[03:56:04] Well that's not...

[03:56:06] Well, I went ahead and just invited you.

[03:56:09] Okay, I'm on my way.

[03:56:11] Oh, not nice.

[03:56:13] There we go.

[03:56:14] Oh, we can start from the bear job.

[03:56:17] Oh, but I...

[03:56:19] My cows.

[03:56:21] Wait...

[03:56:24] Hello?

[03:56:26] My cows.

[03:56:28] Wait, do you think it saves our cows?

[03:56:30] I don't, I don't think it's gonna save mine.

[03:56:36] No, wait, how, how much cows were you waiting for?

[03:56:39] I had so much, I was so close, I almost, I almost had the final one.

[03:56:42] Please, maybe save your cows, maybe saved it.

[03:56:44] It probably didn't.

[03:56:46] Oh my god, I'm sorry.

[03:56:50] The noise was so loud, did you not hear it?

[03:57:00] Oh my cows.

[03:57:05] Did you not hear the noise?

[03:57:10] Oh my god, it saved my cows.

[03:57:12] It saved it?

[03:57:13] Yes.

[03:57:14] For illegal reasons, I did not indulge in texting and driving.

[03:57:18] Okay, well bad news.

[03:57:20] Yeah, guys, don't text and drive.

[03:57:22] Don't do that.

[03:57:23] Well, you're not driving, so it's fine.

[03:57:25] Dad, I'm sorry I exploded your eardrums.

[03:57:28] Yeah, I don't know what happened there.

[03:57:52] Okay.

[03:57:54] My dad.

[03:57:57] Yeah?

[03:57:58] Yeah, my dad. He's texting me.

[03:58:01] Oh, what?

[03:58:03] He keeps asking if you're wearing that thingy value.

[03:58:07] The what thing?

[03:58:08] The thing, you know.

[03:58:11] Are you wearing it?

[03:58:15] Only if you're wearing yours.

[03:58:17] Well, of course I am. If my dad finds out, he's gonna kill us.

[03:58:21] That's true. You don't want him to catch you without...

[03:58:24] Hello?

[03:58:25] You're wearing your, you know...

[03:58:27] Yeah, exactly.

[03:58:28] Hello?

[03:58:30] There's no one here.

[03:58:33] Anybody here?

[03:58:42] I'm the fans of sardines!

[03:58:44] I just can't run as fans of sardines.

[03:58:45] Alright, let's go grab them.

[03:58:47] Oh, I'm not touching the sardines anymore.

[03:58:50] Alright, let's go grab them.

[03:58:52] I hope he doesn't jump scare me.

[03:58:56] Better not jump scare us this time.

[03:58:58] Don't jump scare me, don't, don't.

[03:59:01] Son of a bitch.

[03:59:04] Oh sir.

[03:59:07] Darf!

[03:59:08] How'd he do?

[03:59:09] How'd he do?

[03:59:10] I'm afraid the pumps are holding him down.

[03:59:14] Expect him to take her in the morning though.

[03:59:15] No, we're not here for gas.

[03:59:17] The corn needs fixing.

[03:59:19] Actually we were driving up and had a light come on in the dash about 20 minutes back.

[03:59:25] It's the red one.

[03:59:27] We were hoping someone here could take it.

[03:59:28] Who's texting you right now?

[03:59:30] Is that what you're saying?

[03:59:31] My god!

[03:59:32] You can't stop!

[03:59:33] Why is your dad texting you?

[03:59:34] I honestly couldn't tell him.

[03:59:35] I told you he wants to know if you're wearing the thing!

[03:59:37] You folks...

[03:59:38] Tell him I'm wearing that thing, okay?

[03:59:40] Yeah, I don't know.

[03:59:42] We were just passing through.

[03:59:48] Why'd you ask?

[03:59:49] Sometimes.

[03:59:51] Ah, no reason.

[03:59:53] Just don't see a lot of...

[03:59:55] Of what?

[03:59:57] No.

[03:59:59] Nothing.

[04:00:01] Scratch creeks a long way from anywhere you could have been headed.

[04:00:07] Alright.

[04:00:09] I'll consider where to get a car for ya.

[04:00:11] Thank you so much.

[04:00:13] Car's in the front.

[04:00:15] This way.

[04:00:17] come on

[04:00:19] follow me now

[04:00:21] hell, where's my manners

[04:00:23] my name's Harold

[04:00:25] Harold Sweeney

[04:00:26] the oftenest call me Harry though

[04:00:28] only mama call me Harold

[04:00:30] Harry Sweeney

[04:00:32] Harry Sweeney

[04:00:34] we all are together

[04:00:36] yeah

[04:00:38] yeah we're together

[04:00:42] interest in match

[04:00:44] brava you really

[04:00:46] I don't see many girls who are going to step outside their circle.

[04:00:52] Oh my god!

[04:00:54] He can't believe, he can't believe the whole thing.

[04:00:56] By the way, just so you know, I didn't mean to scare you back there. I was just doing some scraping work.

[04:01:03] He said you walked out of your circle. Listen, just because my girlfriend does only fans, that doesn't mean we can't be together.

[04:01:10] True!

[04:01:11] If only her feet fans worked out when they did it.

[04:01:17] I'll work harder for you.

[04:01:20] Don't be here and judge us just because you're the only face.

[04:01:30] And you'll see my key-gain career is gonna take off!

[04:01:36] Who's texting you?!

[04:01:43] Who's texting you? Isn't my dad.

[04:01:45] No, don't.

[04:01:52] Alrighty.

[04:01:54] Let's see what's going on here.

[04:01:56] He doesn't know how to fix it.

[04:01:58] It doesn't know anything.

[04:02:01] So, tell me.

[04:02:03] How two people...

[04:02:05] different as you get together?

[04:02:08] Whoa!

[04:02:09] What the fuck?

[04:02:10] Whoa, that's...

[04:02:11] Excuse me?

[04:02:12] Excuse me?

[04:02:13] What?

[04:02:15] I mean, I was just curious.

[04:02:17] You have beautiful teeth and beautiful feet. Leave her alone.

[04:02:19] I think it's interesting, really.

[04:02:21] There's not the kind of thing you run into here.

[04:02:24] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[04:02:26] I sound like a bitch.

[04:02:27] Sounds like an asshole to me.

[04:02:29] Yeah, he ties.

[04:02:31] I'll be nice.

[04:02:32] I think I found the problem.

[04:02:34] But, in just a second.

[04:02:36] What if he just means like a man and a woman?

[04:02:39] Oh yeah, what?

[04:02:40] I'm just two years to fucking my own, you know, another...

[04:02:42] I never thought that a man and a woman could be together.

[04:02:47] I think I can help you out.

[04:02:49] Great people on Friday night.

[04:02:51] What's wrong with the car?

[04:02:53] That's my man.

[04:02:55] So what is it?

[04:02:57] Yeah. Looks like a coolant leak.

[04:03:00] You can see it puddling up under the car.

[04:03:02] Is that true?

[04:03:03] It's dripping from the radiator hose.

[04:03:04] I'm dripping tea.

[04:03:08] So...

[04:03:09] Either if you notice anything before it died on you.

[04:03:11] a lot about the hoses.

[04:03:13] That's true.

[04:03:14] Yeah, I think it started struggling on the hill.

[04:03:17] The engine got really hot all of a sudden.

[04:03:20] Yep, that line's up.

[04:03:21] Just like my lady's hot.

[04:03:22] Already.

[04:03:22] Isn't that right?

[04:03:23] I'll get you back in the room.

[04:03:24] That's me.

[04:03:24] Just got to grab a few tools and a jug of coolant from inside.

[04:03:29] Oh.

[04:03:29] Harry.

[04:03:30] OK.

[04:03:30] What the?

[04:03:31] Oh!

[04:03:31] You're on up here.

[04:03:33] Yes, awesome.

[04:03:35] Aw.

[04:03:36] You'll stay right here.

[04:03:39] I think it's his boyfriend.

[04:03:42] Aw.

[04:03:44] He's shy and he's just projecting.

[04:03:46] Yeah.

[04:03:48] Or straight phobia? I don't know.

[04:03:50] Straight phobia.

[04:03:51] Or maybe he's just making him racist.

[04:03:57] Hey guys.

[04:03:59] What's up guys?

[04:04:01] What's up?

[04:04:03] Oh.

[04:04:05] Sorry.

[04:04:09] I'll never see a superhero sitting here.

[04:04:21] Do you think they're going to...

[04:04:25] Ah, damn.

[04:04:27] I don't know.

[04:04:31] Now they're talking?

[04:04:32] Oh, now they are?

[04:04:33] Yeah.

[04:04:34] Stick out.

[04:04:35] Oh, school.

[04:04:36] Okay, wait.

[04:04:37] Maybe...

[04:04:38] Oh look he's sticking out his ass!

[04:04:40] Let's go around. He is?

[04:04:42] Yes.

[04:04:43] He's a kid to him and he's a kid...

[04:04:44] Oh fuck.

[04:04:45] Offward.

[04:04:46] Sorry.

[04:04:48] Let's go around. Let's go around. Let's go around.

[04:04:50] Let's go around.

[04:05:00] Oh!

[04:05:01] What?

[04:05:03] They're gone.

[04:05:04] What the fuck?

[04:05:08] Where'd they go?

[04:05:10] I don't know.

[04:05:12] Oh, that's right. They're over here.

[04:05:14] Oh, no.

[04:05:16] What's happening?

[04:05:18] Oh, look at that. You're moving.

[04:05:20] Oh, God!

[04:05:22] Oh, God!

[04:05:24] Oh, God!

[04:05:26] Oh, God!

[04:05:28] Oh, God!

[04:05:30] Oh, God!

[04:05:32] Oh, God!

[04:05:34] Oh, God!

[04:05:36] You're really unloading now!

[04:05:41] Coming!

[04:05:43] Keep going!

[04:05:45] Dude, what happened?

[04:05:47] I don't know, but they disappeared.

[04:05:49] Oh, shit.

[04:06:01] What are we going to do?

[04:06:03] Oh, they're outside!

[04:06:06] Are you okay? What's up?

[04:06:08] Yeah, they're outside.

[04:06:09] Yeah, so, um, I took another look.

[04:06:12] Uh-huh.

[04:06:13] We can't fix the car.

[04:06:15] What? You just said you could!

[04:06:16] He's lying, he's lying. You said you could help.

[04:06:18] Hold on, you said you could take care of it.

[04:06:20] Yeah, the engine's in worse shape than I thought.

[04:06:24] It looks like the head gasket is about to go out.

[04:06:27] Whole things kind of messed up.

[04:06:29] What are we going to do?

[04:06:34] What do we even do now?

[04:06:35] We're all the way out here.

[04:06:36] Fuck you.

[04:06:37] It'll be alright, folks.

[04:06:39] Buck is going to call this old pal Bill.

[04:06:41] He used to be a mechanic here.

[04:06:43] But, uh, retired...

[04:06:44] You're going to call your ex-boyfriend?

[04:06:45] What's wrong with you?

[04:06:46] Fellas still does some work at his house.

[04:06:47] Wow! Wow!

[04:06:52] The car will make it there.

[04:06:53] Are you sure you can't fix it here?

[04:06:57] Listen here.

[04:06:58] Man's told ya, we can't help.

[04:07:01] Here we'll do a little patch job on this.

[04:07:05] That'll get you as far as Bill's house.

[04:07:09] But if you try to get back on the highway,

[04:07:13] you'll look in a catastrophic engine failure.

[04:07:18] What?

[04:07:19] Harry, now.

[04:07:22] Got ya, boss.

[04:07:23] Wow, Harry, now!

[04:07:25] Damn, Bill.

[04:07:26] needs here we go can we use the restroom before we go no I don't think we

[04:07:34] can help you there make her pee in the bushes

[04:07:40] we never had one of his kind

[04:07:47] I stole...

[04:07:48] Uh...

[04:07:49] Sheesh!

[04:07:50] A hot man?

[04:07:52] A hot... DJ?

[04:07:54] Yeah, a DJ.

[04:07:55] Are you kidding me?

[04:07:57] If... you're... just running longer...

[04:08:01] You wanna find out how serious I am.

[04:08:04] I'm a fucking DJ and I'm fucking proud of you!

[04:08:10] I did a show with Justin Bieber one time!

[04:08:14] Yo, need some?

[04:08:16] Oh.

[04:08:16] I need to stop being dumb!

[04:08:18] I just wanted a few drinks for the road.

[04:08:20] No, I don't think we can get out of here.

[04:08:24] Alright, let's get out of here.

[04:08:26] What the heck?

[04:08:28] I don't trust the car. I feel like he didn't...

[04:08:30] Looks like Harry's done.

[04:08:32] Take a left out slot and head down the road.

[04:08:35] You first right. Can't miss Bill's house.

[04:08:38] Now y'all best get in the car and go.

[04:08:41] We're all done here, looks like.

[04:08:43] Who the fuck is Bill?

[04:08:45] I don't want to go to your ex-boyfriend's house.

[04:08:47] Dad, remember, that's his ex.

[04:08:50] Well, well, that's your bitch.

[04:08:58] What do you think he did to the car? Do you think he pissed in the head?

[04:09:01] I think he broke a burger so that we can't make it.

[04:09:05] This is a gas tank, you think he fucked up the brakes? What do you think he did?

[04:09:09] I think he peed all day. I think he definitely did something.

[04:09:15] I don't trust your eyes and your face. I just keep these glasses on.

[04:09:18] You don't need anything. I don't trust you.

[04:09:20] I don't trust this guy.

[04:09:25] Whoa, a market!

[04:09:29] Whoa, a market? That's nice.

[04:09:31] What did you see?

[04:09:33] Did we take a left out of the thing?

[04:09:35] Uh-oh. I don't remember what he said.

[04:09:38] He said take a left whenever we went out of the area there.

[04:09:42] He said take a left?

[04:09:44] Yeah.

[04:09:45] Are you sure?

[04:09:47] Yeah.

[04:09:48] What is that?

[04:09:48] Oh, Mike, wait, Dad.

[04:09:51] I wish you'd called, sweetie.

[04:09:53] You two need to drive down and give...

[04:09:55] Do you need me to drive down and give you a hand?

[04:09:57] Where are you?

[04:10:02] I don't think that's possible.

[04:10:04] Uh, nothing.

[04:10:07] Did you think you'd find me here?

[04:10:13] Um...

[04:10:13] I don't know if she's going to be here.

[04:10:15] Oh.

[04:10:18] Oh, I don't know what to say.

[04:10:21] I said no trespassing.

[04:10:23] Yeah, I...

[04:10:24] I can't...

[04:10:25] Oh, jeez.

[04:10:27] Oh.

[04:10:35] Oh, dad's texting again.

[04:10:37] What is he saying?

[04:10:39] He said, hey kiddo, don't leave me hanging.

[04:10:42] And then I said, John the mechanic shop to get it looked at, but they sent us to some different mechanic.

[04:10:49] We're driving him right now. We're here, Roseburn.

[04:10:58] Right here.

[04:11:10] I don't know if I like this.

[04:11:12] I don't like this, Marquess.

[04:11:13] I think you have the right idea.

[04:11:15] Oh, I can't.

[04:11:18] I can't get on my fucking phone while I'm in the car.

[04:11:21] You can't?

[04:11:22] Nope.

[04:11:24] Those limits make me wanna drive.

[04:11:26] Oh, yeah.

[04:11:30] Marquess, you should go see if it's safe.

[04:11:40] You look like my cows, though.

[04:11:42] True, true, I'm actually so close to getting the final unlock.

[04:11:49] Like my cows, like...

[04:11:51] Right, right.

[04:11:54] Like my fucking cows.

[04:12:05] I'm so close.

[04:12:09] Are you close to victory?

[04:12:11] I am, I am, I'm at 50 quadrillion and I need a hundred quadrillion.

[04:12:18] A hundred quadrillion?

[04:12:29] I'm getting there.

[04:12:41] I'm so close.

[04:12:48] 30 more.

[04:12:57] 30 more

[04:13:15] 20,000,000 more

[04:13:19] Oh!

[04:13:25] Oh, look how rich they are.

[04:13:29] I'm doing this all for you, Marcus!

[04:13:32] For me?

[04:13:34] Ten!

[04:13:35] Nine!

[04:13:36] Eight!

[04:13:38] Seven!

[04:13:39] Six!

[04:13:40] Nine!

[04:13:41] Oh my gosh, my arms are cramping up!

[04:13:43] Four!

[04:13:45] Three!

[04:13:49] Two, wide, one hundred quad trillions.

[04:14:00] Oh my god, one hundred quad trillions?

[04:14:02] I didn't really get anything.

[04:14:04] I clicked upon the one and nothing happened.

[04:14:09] You got the satisfaction of knowing that you're the best.

[04:14:14] Isn't that enough?

[04:14:19] Is that not enough?

[04:14:24] I got... I did all of them.

[04:14:29] I got... I got them all.

[04:14:34] But it didn't give me anything more.

[04:14:37] There's so much more! So much more inside!

[04:14:41] Alright, I don't know, should we go check out this house that probably will open up to it like a murderer that will kidnap us and drug us and throw me in the basement and you in the attic and then we have to find each other or something. I don't know, I'm just, I'm just really guessing here.

[04:15:01] This is a Saturday night, you know.

[04:15:03] Okay.

[04:15:04] It's what Gen Z couples are all about.

[04:15:08] Yeah.

[04:15:09] while we're in there we can play as the cow game yes you play my cow game oh

[04:15:16] yeah definitely yeah I did get to that new milking machine yeah I love that I

[04:15:22] can't wait to

[04:15:26] did you knock on the door yeah

[04:15:30] I am...

[04:15:32] Oh!

[04:15:33] I am the one who never would have known my place.

[04:15:38] Whoa!

[04:15:39] The morning star sees the lies you've spread, and his wrath will find you in the end.

[04:15:45] And I will be the instrument of his wrath myself, if you don't get off my porch.

[04:15:53] Uh, sir, you look amazing in that dress, by the way.

[04:15:56] What?

[04:15:57] What?

[04:15:58] You're not from the new temple.

[04:16:00] New temple?

[04:16:01] The guy from the gas station sent us here to talk to one of his friends.

[04:16:06] Hmm.

[04:16:07] Well then, what do you want?

[04:16:10] Uh, oh.

[04:16:12] Looking for Bill.

[04:16:14] We were told to look for a mechanic named Bill.

[04:16:18] We're having some trouble with our car.

[04:16:21] We're having some trouble with our car

[04:16:26] Billy boy

[04:16:28] Someone's meeting you at the door. Your ex told us to come here

[04:16:38] Billy boy

[04:16:46] Are you hiding oh I'm scared

[04:16:51] Yeah, he called, said some folks were stranded and heading my way.

[04:16:55] It's me, I'm stranded. With my people.

[04:16:58] Hey, what's up? I'm guessing that'd be you.

[04:17:00] Yes.

[04:17:02] That, that, sorry to bother you this late.

[04:17:04] Sorry to bother you this late.

[04:17:06] The man at the station told us it was probably a coolant leak, and backed out and wouldn't fix it.

[04:17:12] Could you please take a look, sir?

[04:17:17] Oh, I don't want to be here.

[04:17:21] Oh.

[04:17:25] What is he doing?

[04:17:26] Why is he doing that?

[04:17:28] Damn thing ain't made to haul a trailer.

[04:17:31] Engine's hot as hell.

[04:17:33] If you're lucky, you've got a coolant leak.

[04:17:36] I mean, it's a blown head gasket

[04:17:38] and your oil's turning into soup.

[04:17:40] Hey, this was a guy's fault.

[04:17:41] By the way, nothing we can fix tonight.

[04:17:46] I can take a look in the morning.

[04:17:48] And you're welcome to sleep in your car out here if you want oh

[04:17:53] What oh how spiel they ain't sleeping in no car. I'd rather sleep in the car

[04:18:03] If we weren't meant to take care

[04:18:08] Where you are her voice

[04:18:10] She's talking like every other like other in a movie that commands the family to start killing everybody

[04:18:19] But she literally has that southern mother voice of just like

[04:18:25] Come together. We will be feasting on their toes tonight

[04:18:33] Miss Julia who's that?

[04:18:35] Miss Julia? She's just a sweet old lady who runs her bed and breathes up the hill.

[04:18:42] Tessie needs a clubhouse here, so always has travelers, workers, and people who get stranded.

[04:18:51] Just like y'all, the great one sends people her way when they need to rest.

[04:18:58] Uh, um...

[04:19:00] Where?

[04:19:01] Is it like walking distance?

[04:19:03] Actually, I'm not sure if this car should even move anymore.

[04:19:06] Your friend Buck told us it'd be a catastrophic engine failure.

[04:19:10] What do we mean your car to get there?

[04:19:13] Take this little trail behind the house.

[04:19:16] Oh!

[04:19:18] It winds up the hill and leads straight to the horse niche.

[04:19:21] I wanna sleep in the car!

[04:19:23] I-I-I-I-I don't mind!

[04:19:26] My kiss, I wanna see it in the car.

[04:19:28] I wanna see it in the car too.

[04:19:30] No exceptions.

[04:19:31] No.

[04:19:32] You hear me?

[04:19:33] Don't step off it.

[04:19:34] Not even once.

[04:19:36] You won't like what happens if you do.

[04:19:38] Don't stop scaring them.

[04:19:42] You'll be fine if you just follow the path.

[04:19:45] Miss Julia's had both watered points.

[04:19:49] It's a straight shot.

[04:19:50] You'll know it when you reach there.

[04:19:52] Why don't you lend Ms. Julia's guess a flashlight for the night?

[04:19:57] No sense sending you up in the door.

[04:19:59] We did, we did, but I, um, unless it came back, I did leave it in a pile of bottles.

[04:20:05] Oh, no!

[04:20:11] Oh, I don't like this.

[04:20:16] Oh, I don't like scary races, um...

[04:20:19] Yeah, this is like scary southern...

[04:20:24] Here, battery's good. Don't drop it.

[04:20:29] Alright, that's enough for tonight. Trails back there goes right up the hill.

[04:20:35] Don't waste time.

[04:20:37] Bye.

[04:20:39] Come on now, Charlotte. Missing our program. You folks better get more.

[04:20:44] Hey, what program are you guys watching? Is it HBO?

[04:20:47] I'm going to follow you because I think our other ones left at the store.

[04:20:54] What did they tell you about leaving?

[04:20:56] We're not going up there.

[04:20:58] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[04:20:59] Marcus, look at this place.

[04:21:01] Look at all of this.

[04:21:02] The spot is just a trail that leads to a bed and breakfast.

[04:21:05] No, we've never heard of.

[04:21:06] In a town, we've never heard of.

[04:21:09] And what's the alternative?

[04:21:11] Huh?

[04:21:12] Sleep in the car?

[04:21:13] Yes!

[04:21:14] Yes!

[04:21:15] Yes!

[04:21:16] Maybe that's better.

[04:21:17] We'd take turns looking in the car.

[04:21:18] Here's something a lady said.

[04:21:19] I don't know that lady.

[04:21:20] I don't know them.

[04:21:21] I don't know that Harry.

[04:21:22] I don't know any of these people.

[04:21:24] And neither do you.

[04:21:26] These people are fucking weird.

[04:21:28] Yeah.

[04:21:29] Don't you see it, Marcus?

[04:21:30] Marcus, please!

[04:21:31] It's a small town, boo.

[04:21:33] People are different out here.

[04:21:35] Marcus, what the fuck?

[04:21:36] Wake the fuck up, Marcus!

[04:21:37] Are you seriously fine with this?

[04:21:38] Marcus, wake up!

[04:21:39] You're strangers.

[04:21:40] We just met, pointing us down a dark trail.

[04:21:42] And you're just...

[04:21:43] You're...

[04:21:44] You're fine with that.

[04:21:45] with that I'm not fine oh my god I just don't see another option right now

[04:21:50] there's always another option and what is that supposed to mean it means you

[04:22:01] just decide and expect everyone to follow that's what you do everyone hold on

[04:22:08] Oh, is this about last night again? You've been carrying this all day

[04:22:14] Well, you told Jake and everyone at the table of the new place the job the apartment your studio

[04:22:21] All of it. It was always I I got this job. I found this place. I'm moving to Washington

[04:22:31] Tessa you talked about it

[04:22:32] I wasn't even there like this was something you were doing

[04:22:38] You'll understand! You'll understand everybody!

[04:22:43] I don't know. I don't want to feel like I'm alone for the ride.

[04:22:46] That's all I'm asking.

[04:22:48] I didn't even realize that it was such a big deal.

[04:22:51] I thought everyone was laughing and so were you.

[04:22:54] What? Damn.

[04:22:56] Listen, we're not alone for the ride.

[04:22:59] Stop making decisions like I am.

[04:23:01] I hear you. Okay?

[04:23:03] I hear you. But right now, right now, we need to make an decision out of it.

[04:23:06] You can stop one day.

[04:23:07] So I'm asking you, not telling you, what do you want to do?

[04:23:17] Get the suitcase.

[04:23:24] We cannot leave the new milking machine behind.

[04:23:26] Oh no, that was very expensive.

[04:23:29] I spent all my DJ money on that.

[04:23:34] I have it. Let's go.

[04:23:36] Perfect. We'll use it tonight at the bed and breakfast.

[04:23:40] Yeah. You lead the way since you have the light.

[04:23:43] Maybe she'll like it. Maybe we can offer her some fresh milk.

[04:23:47] Yes.

[04:23:50] And maybe a dry run on the milk machine.

[04:23:53] Yeah. You know, she could test it out and see if she liked it for a world.

[04:23:57] Yeah. Maybe she'll want to get one of her own.

[04:24:00] Yeah, you never know. We might open people up to new ideas and new possibilities.

[04:24:06] Could become traveling milk machine salesman. Yeah. Oh

[04:24:13] My god, the new the latest new milk people

[04:24:17] milk man milk lady

[04:24:19] Going toward a door selling milk people

[04:24:23] Where the milkers fresh milk for everyone just like in the old days

[04:24:29] Yeah, like how they used to do it. Yeah, you know boomers are gonna love that shit

[04:24:34] These just do it by hand, but now we have a machine.

[04:24:38] Yeah, now we have a machine and it all comes from one amazing, incredible, reliable sword.

[04:24:43] True.

[04:24:46] I love the machine.

[04:24:49] Usually you gotta get like a table with like a hole cut through it and then someone's gotta like lay underneath it.

[04:24:55] Yeah, we don't do that anymore. We're high tech.

[04:24:57] No. No, you're right.

[04:25:04] hey so this is pretty far oh oh you know if I would have known this trail was

[04:25:15] that long

[04:25:17] What?

[04:25:24] What?

[04:25:29] What?

[04:25:34] What?

[04:25:39] What?

[04:25:44] Where did she?

[04:26:02] Hey!

[04:26:03] Did you hide from me?

[04:26:05] No, where did you go?

[04:26:07] Where did you go?

[04:26:08] I thought I lost you.

[04:26:09] I thought I lost you too. What happened?

[04:26:11] Yeah, let's do it. Let's get there. I'm tired.

[04:26:16] Oh, man, where's that bed and breakfast?

[04:26:18] Oh, it won't have to be this way. There's no way it's gonna have to be.

[04:26:22] You know?

[04:26:23] Scratch!

[04:26:25] Oh, hey.

[04:26:28] You know?

[04:26:28] I'm sorry about last night.

[04:26:30] I didn't think about how that sounded.

[04:26:33] You're welcome.

[04:26:35] I wouldn't know when this was this night. I would've never come this way.

[04:26:41] Hey, I think we can... Do you think we'll see a gator?

[04:26:45] Sheer?

[04:26:46] Yeah.

[04:26:47] You think it's true that gators like marshmallows?

[04:26:51] Oh!

[04:26:52] Wait.

[04:26:53] They do?

[04:26:54] That's what I heard.

[04:26:56] Oh.

[04:26:59] I heard gators like marshmallows.

[04:27:03] Hmm.

[04:27:06] I'll have to ask one next time, like...

[04:27:10] You hear that?

[04:27:11] Yeah, I don't like all the like woodsy noises. It's actually really gross.

[04:27:16] Did you hear it? It's making me paranoid.

[04:27:19] The noises are like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[04:27:22] Woo!

[04:27:23] Oh, like coyotes or something? Was that a deer?

[04:27:27] I think that was a deer.

[04:27:28] Or a dog?

[04:27:30] Well, definitely not a dog.

[04:27:32] The beans are just like frogs.

[04:27:34] Also, we're, we're weird cows. Where do we have to be afraid of?

[04:27:38] Right! We got these others!

[04:27:41] Yeah! By the light of the full moon we're all powerful!

[04:27:49] Is it a full moon tonight?

[04:28:08] I didn't want to leave Chess on behind.

[04:28:15] Hey!

[04:28:20] 9.58 pm.

[04:28:29] Wow, we must almost be there.

[04:28:36] I think we're almost there. Come, Tesla.

[04:28:39] Yeah. Me, Tesla? Why would you call me that?

[04:28:46] Listen, I know it's what your dad used to call you, but, you know, I think it's cute sometimes.

[04:28:53] Is it because...

[04:28:56] I don't... I don't know why.

[04:29:02] Oh... I can't take it anymore.

[04:29:05] Stop! Don't let somebody run you over!

[04:29:07] Oh, wow!

[04:29:08] Oh, I thought they had like that!

[04:29:11] Look! It says clean beds, hot meals, no vacancy elsewhere!

[04:29:15] Hey, wait a minute! It says do not!

[04:29:18] No vacancy elsewhere! No where else!

[04:29:21] Can you, can you look up there? It says do not stay with us.

[04:29:25] Wait, it says do not!

[04:29:27] Oh, God.

[04:29:29] You're so fucked.

[04:29:31] In memory of our fallen brothers and sisters, may they find rest in peace.

[04:29:39] Fallen brothers and sisters are what?

[04:29:42] I don't like this.

[04:29:46] I don't like this either.

[04:29:49] You know, we live in America, we just can't disappear.

[04:29:53] The police will find us and we have friends, and I need to pee.

[04:29:57] Oh

[04:30:07] I got a text message

[04:30:09] Your rental is due for return tomorrow

[04:30:11] The rental people want the trailer beat by tomorrow morning at 10am

[04:30:16] The trailer? We will what?

[04:30:20] Oh no, they won't let us extend

[04:30:27] That's not good wait did you are you on you're on your phone yeah

[04:30:47] Oh wait

[04:30:57] I

[04:31:27] You hear that?

[04:31:32] No, what was it?

[04:31:35] Here, I got it.

[04:31:37] Got him breakfast.

[04:31:42] Hello?

[04:31:44] Hello?

[04:31:46] Where the hell are you?

[04:31:48] I was expecting you to...

[04:31:51] Charlotte called ahead.

[04:31:53] Such a sweet woman, isn't she?

[04:31:56] Uh, yeah, sure.

[04:31:58] You poor things.

[04:32:00] Car giving you trouble on a night like this?

[04:32:03] Come in, come in.

[04:32:05] Thank you, Zara.

[04:32:06] Wow, what a cable play.

[04:32:08] Are you too hungry?

[04:32:10] You look like you haven't eaten a little bit.

[04:32:12] No, we're okay, actually.

[04:32:14] Thank you.

[04:32:15] I had some, I had a little bit of milk before I cable-

[04:32:18] I'm Miss Julia, by the way.

[04:32:20] I don't think Charlotte mentioned.

[04:32:22] Miss Julia?

[04:32:23] Marcus, this is-

[04:32:25] Oh, so what a lovely man.

[04:32:29] You're going to feel right at home here, my dear.

[04:32:32] I'm just going to be honest, I don't feel comfortable with this outside of a case, just

[04:32:37] having an open, like, this expensive instrument just out here and just laying on the wall.

[04:32:44] Do you want this placed by yourself?

[04:32:47] Oh, heavens no.

[04:32:48] Also.

[04:32:49] Did you imagine me here all alone?

[04:32:51] I've got a few higher hands.

[04:32:54] Some of the church also check in.

[04:32:55] What is it?

[04:32:57] It looks really weird.

[04:33:01] Huh.

[04:33:03] I think it's supposed to be.

[04:33:04] This house is beautiful.

[04:33:07] You must be a busy landlady.

[04:33:09] Oh, bless your heart.

[04:33:11] She is marvelous, isn't she?

[04:33:13] Old homes like this care for you if you care for that.

[04:33:17] Oh, please.

[04:33:18] Wow.

[04:33:18] I'm gonna pee in people's hair.

[04:33:20] Landlady is just so crude.

[04:33:23] Wow.

[04:33:23] It's just that I know it's supposed to be a tell-all, but it's just that it looks like an oversized pile.

[04:33:30] Yeah.

[04:33:33] Okay.

[04:33:44] Oh, wow.

[04:33:45] Wow!

[04:33:53] Some of the younger folks split away and started a new scratch temple up the hill, but we don't worship the same as the youngins.

[04:34:01] Uh, okay.

[04:34:02] They call it progress, but I call it forgetting the better ways.

[04:34:07] Why do you walk- why is she walking around the house like that?

[04:34:09] Now we interest you in some milk.

[04:34:12] She's following you.

[04:34:14] She is?

[04:34:15] How much do we owe you for the room?

[04:34:17] She's following you.

[04:34:18] Depends on how long you'll be staying.

[04:34:19] Only one night.

[04:34:21] Your friend Bill said he can fix the car in the morning.

[04:34:24] For the night, it's night at five. Breakfast included, of course.

[04:34:28] But don't you worry about that now, sweetheart.

[04:34:31] We'll square away payment in the morning.

[04:34:34] Okay.

[04:34:35] Um, so what's the difference between...

[04:34:38] Old Scratch Temple and the New Church?

[04:34:42] Uh-oh.

[04:34:43] Well, it's hard to say.

[04:34:44] I didn't mean to ask her that.

[04:34:45] The youngins are awfully impressionable.

[04:34:47] God, you wanna learn more about our church?

[04:34:51] I am being distrusted.

[04:34:54] What's the full path?

[04:34:58] Oh!

[04:35:03] I should walk around.

[04:35:08] Can we get a room, please?

[04:35:12] We're both really tired.

[04:35:17] I forget myself sometimes, but I do love to chat.

[04:35:21] I can't help but notice.

[04:35:23] Okay now, have a seat sweetheart.

[04:35:26] Make yourself comfortable.

[04:35:27] I'll go check on your room and be right back.

[04:35:30] I can't open notice.

[04:35:31] Oh, excuse me.

[04:35:34] Is there a restroom I could use?

[04:35:35] Yeah, it's in the back by the kitchen.

[04:35:38] I appreciate it.

[04:35:39] I should go with you.

[04:35:40] You should.

[04:35:43] I'm going to be honest.

[04:35:45] I honestly can't help but notice that she was only talking to you.

[04:35:54] She wasn't talking to me, or looking at me, or referring to me.

[04:35:59] I mean, yeah.

[04:36:02] I mean, she did just reply.

[04:36:05] Oh, I had to wait for Miss Julia while Marcus was gone. I can't go.

[04:36:10] I have to go to the restroom by myself? But I don't want to pee by myself!

[04:36:14] I always pee with a buddy!

[04:36:20] Okay, if I'm in trouble, I'll sign the light.

[04:36:26] AHH!

[04:36:28] Oh my god.

[04:36:33] Okay, say for it, move.

[04:36:35] Okay, let's go.

[04:36:40] La Virgen, Maria.

[04:36:42] Oh, you're real baby Jesucrito.

[04:36:50] Listen, I'm just saying.

[04:37:05] What is this snake thing?

[04:37:18] Baby Jesus, why is he in a little dress?

[04:37:24] My mom would be pissed.

[04:37:25] I'm gonna be honest with you, like this sort of thing, like this, this sort of thing.

[04:37:35] Those are really scare me because first off, there's not enough crosses in this house.

[04:37:42] Second, there's not enough pictures of Jesus in the house.

[04:37:45] Third, there's not enough pictures of Virgin Mary in this house.

[04:37:49] Fourth, I bet if we go into the bathroom, the fucking footprint thing isn't in there.

[04:37:55] You know what I mean.

[04:38:05] I'll be the judge of this religious household.

[04:38:25] Me

[04:38:31] Is that a book in a fried chicken eggs banana

[04:38:48] I'm the judge of this religious household and so far

[04:38:52] What fuck is this?

[04:38:55] Is the bathroom clean pooper on the walls?

[04:39:25] Alright. Already bullshit on the bathroom. There is no footprints poem. No picture of

[04:39:34] Jesus with lasers coming out of his hands. It's a picture of a woman. Incorrect.

[04:40:25] I

[04:40:55] Why have I lost my hand first?

[04:41:25] Yeah, I heard the casey.

[04:41:32] He said the boy's gone.

[04:41:36] Oh, damn.

[04:41:38] Another one?

[04:41:40] 18.

[04:41:42] That's the morning star.

[04:41:44] Blast him out.

[04:41:46] Tell me just what he wants.

[04:41:48] Thank you.

[04:41:55] I don't like this, I don't like this.

[04:42:24] I like this.

[04:42:25] The guy, the guy was outside talking and I opened the door and he stopped talking abruptly.

[04:42:32] There was another guy that ran up to me and said,

[04:42:35] I don't know what's going on here but you can tell that crazy thing to the other person.

[04:42:37] Sorry to keep you waiting my dears, your room's all ready now.

[04:42:41] Uh oh.

[04:42:41] And I think you're going to love it.

[04:42:43] I went ahead and put you in our majestic suite.

[04:42:46] A majestic suite?

[04:42:48] But before I take you out, I'd love to show you the parsonage.

[04:42:51] The Grand Tour, if you will.

[04:42:54] It will give you a deeper respect for this majestic house.

[04:42:57] Oh, actually...

[04:42:59] Welcome to the parsonage.

[04:43:01] Okay.

[04:43:05] I don't know about this.

[04:43:13] Oh, I'm sorry.

[04:43:18] This is our parson study.

[04:43:20] Everything there belonged to someone who lived, worked, or prayed under our roof.

[04:43:25] These jerks were collected over generations. Most of them are out of print.

[04:43:33] We got history older than anything, my dears.

[04:43:36] Feel free to browse the shelves if you'd like a good read.

[04:43:44] I wanna go to sleep on sleepy!

[04:43:47] Oh, it's baby Jesus.

[04:43:48] Hey, why does this kind of look like, um...

[04:43:52] It's baby Jesus.

[04:43:55] Oh.

[04:43:58] You never had a baby Jesus in your house?

[04:44:01] You know, I was telling chat, I was telling chat that this house is not religious enough.

[04:44:07] Eh, no, not enough?

[04:44:09] No.

[04:44:11] Uh, oh.

[04:44:12] I was you know I just I thought it looked like baby Richard Simmons

[04:44:24] It's not good there's not enough like crosses or pictures of Jesus with his lasers coming out of his hands

[04:44:30] Yeah, where is he?

[04:44:31] Virgin Mary there's only one Virgin Mary statues place is lacking

[04:44:37] Jeez

[04:44:39] Yeah, there's no- there's no- is this where you were peeing?

[04:44:45] Yeah, there's no footprints poem in the bathroom.

[04:44:48] What do you think? I left it just for you to even flush.

[04:44:52] Thank you. That's so funny.

[04:44:55] Bone apple teeth.

[04:45:09] This place is old and that includes the pipes best not to drink from the taps

[04:45:17] the water cooler safe

[04:45:22] well then pardon me it's time to get you to settled

[04:45:28] this way

[04:45:30] why'd she cough in my face what the fuck

[04:45:33] hill oh and this one stays closed it's staff only down there i stop only in the basement

[04:45:48] weiner oh yeah did you see oh see the weiner did you check the fridge

[04:45:54] Oh, wow wait they have like a shit ton of food

[04:46:04] Hey, wow, they got all kinds of food. What the fuck

[04:46:24] Anybody hear me?

[04:46:31] Yeah, we can break off to our room.

[04:46:34] You cannot look at this and not say that this isn't like a cute little baby Richard Simmons.

[04:46:42] Little baby Jesus.

[04:46:45] Is that it? Yeah.

[04:46:52] I just don't know why he's wearing a dress.

[04:46:56] Uh-oh.

[04:46:57] Why is he wearing a dress and then the Virgin Mary?

[04:47:04] We should head on up.

[04:47:07] Oh, this is probably where they keep the holy water.

[04:47:11] For sacrificial blood.

[04:47:14] Oh, oh, oh, whoops.

[04:47:18] Hey.

[04:47:18] Oh, ha ha.

[04:47:20] Whoops.

[04:47:20] Isn't this ours?

[04:47:22] Yep.

[04:47:25] Whoops.

[04:47:29] Time to go to our room.

[04:47:30] Why not to our room?

[04:47:34] Oh, another...wait, I couldn't use this bathroom?

[04:47:39] Um...

[04:47:41] What the fuck? I'll piss in this bathroom, you'll see. You can't stop me from pissing in here.

[04:47:51] No.

[04:47:53] Not me.

[04:47:54] Not that one.

[04:47:59] No thank you!

[04:48:00] I like that.

[04:48:02] The blinds go up when you get close to them.

[04:48:04] Oh yeah, all the windows do that shit.

[04:48:07] I don't like that.

[04:48:12] No thank you!

[04:48:14] Do you hear them?

[04:48:18] No thank you!

[04:48:19] No thank you!

[04:48:21] Can you hear the music?

[04:48:23] I'm good! Thank you!

[04:48:25] Oh!

[04:48:27] Ahhm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm, ahm!

[04:48:32] Wow!

[04:48:34] No thank you!

[04:48:36] No thank you! Ahhaa!

[04:48:42] Oh no. Ok.

[04:48:49] Is this our room?

[04:48:52] What?

[04:48:53] Why did this guy walk out?

[04:48:55] Of our room?

[04:48:56] What happened?

[04:48:57] This is our logistics suite.

[04:48:59] I hope it's to your liking.

[04:49:01] The heat's already set to a comfortable temperature,

[04:49:04] so you shouldn't feel a chill tonight.

[04:49:06] The staff put in extra effort this evening

[04:49:08] to prepare for your arrival,

[04:49:10] so I hope everything meets your expectations.

[04:49:13] And the...

[04:49:14] Oh, and if you need anything at all,

[04:49:17] I pressed zero on the telephone, though we asked orders to reserve late night calls for emergencies on it.

[04:49:24] Okay, this kitchen has broken every health code in the book.

[04:49:26] It's gone wrong!

[04:49:27] I don't say anything wrong.

[04:49:28] Gorgon!

[04:49:29] There's a rat in this sandwich.

[04:49:32] Oh.

[04:49:33] Oh!

[04:49:34] No, there isn't.

[04:49:35] Yes, yes, there is.

[04:49:36] It's right here.

[04:49:37] Clear as day.

[04:49:38] You do not know what you are talking about.

[04:49:42] You're treating people rats.

[04:49:44] This is crazy, man.

[04:49:45] You're insane.

[04:49:46] sometimes I just think people don't know a good thing when they see it you know

[04:49:52] what the hell they just like to complain and complain and complain

[04:49:55] okay there is sewage coming from these sinks have you come in yet yes I did I

[04:50:05] fixed it myself this looks like you can't be pushing dishes here

[04:50:11] Of course, sweetheart. Well then, my dears, I'll leave you two to it.

[04:50:17] Take yourselves at home.

[04:50:24] Oh, and let's behave ourselves tonight, alright?

[04:50:28] I didn't notice any ring, so we've made sure there are separate doors.

[04:50:32] Folks at old scratch-temp-election-age-use-people keep themselves pure.

[04:50:39] I'm sure you understand.

[04:50:41] I'm sorry, but she milked herself yesterday.

[04:50:44] Uh, you best believe we're gonna be milking up here.

[04:50:50] Don't worry, we won't be any trouble.

[04:50:52] Well, good then.

[04:50:54] Oh, sorry, do you mind if we get the wreath?

[04:50:57] Oh, sweetie.

[04:50:59] Oh.

[04:51:00] I'm afraid a house this old doesn't have keys for each room.

[04:51:03] Just so you know, the door locks itself.

[04:51:06] What?

[04:51:07] But if they both get locked out, we need to come by with a skeleton piece.

[04:51:11] We do charge $20.

[04:51:13] $20?

[04:51:14] That's more than you think.

[04:51:16] So figured I'd mention the charge.

[04:51:23] Do we have the skeleton key?

[04:51:25] My word.

[04:51:26] I can't believe the skeleton key.

[04:51:29] It almost ended up in the house.

[04:51:31] Uh-oh.

[04:51:32] What?

[04:51:32] Not that you too would go zapping, but it's a never-bites-whisker.

[04:51:36] I mean, it's fine.

[04:51:39] Yeah, that word's the big question for you.

[04:51:42] Not for months, before you two turn in.

[04:51:45] Why can't you be so kind to step downstairs and sign the best book?

[04:51:49] Everyone has to.

[04:51:51] It's a tradition, you know?

[04:51:53] You kids don't seem like the kind of people.

[04:51:55] My old tradition.

[04:51:57] Oh!

[04:51:59] Who?

[04:52:01] He's going downstairs.

[04:52:11] Uh...

[04:52:16] I told myself a warm bath might help calm me down.

[04:52:20] Maybe you should go sign the book.

[04:52:22] I'm gonna take a...

[04:52:23] I think...

[04:52:25] I think I need a bath.

[04:52:27] I'll take a bath. Why don't you go?

[04:52:29] Yeah.

[04:52:31] I'll go after you.

[04:52:33] I'll go find the guest book.

[04:52:35] Okay.

[04:52:36] Ah!

[04:52:37] You're picking.

[04:52:38] Yeah!

[04:52:39] Alright!

[04:52:40] Hey, hey, hey!

[04:52:41] Hey, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is, yeah!

[04:52:46] Welcome back to the Rory Novich show.

[04:52:50] For those just tuning in, I'm Rory Novich.

[04:52:54] And today's episode has been a wild one with no signs of slowing down.

[04:52:59] Let's introduce our next guest, ELIZA!

[04:53:03] Do I just walk out here?

[04:53:05] Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.

[04:53:09] Just take your time, buddy.

[04:53:11] Oh, I've never done anything like this before.

[04:53:14] I can't open the door! I can't see anything!

[04:53:16] Do I just walk down here?

[04:53:18] Okay, I...

[04:53:20] Get out! Get out!

[04:53:21] Ugh!

[04:53:22] Take a seat.

[04:53:23] Oh, I can't go outside and guess anymore.

[04:53:25] Is it having me worry?

[04:53:27] What's wrong with you?

[04:53:29] What's wrong with you?

[04:53:39] Not off.

[04:53:48] Let's see if we can find some towels or something.

[04:53:57] the situation. What up? My name is Ethan. Things to call me Elijah, Jr. I don't know that name just because I don't like that man. Elijah's a loser. What kind of grown man want to light up shoes? This man bought superhero bedsheets for himself. Ain't no way I'm related to somebody like that.

[04:54:19] Elijah's a loser, bro.

[04:54:21] And once I do, I don't ever want to see Elijah's black ass in my momma's house ever again.

[04:54:28] I don't get why he's acting this way.

[04:54:31] Superheroes are here by now.

[04:54:42] Hi, um, sorry to bother you, man.

[04:54:45] My girlfriend's in the bathroom, and there doesn't seem to be any towels in there.

[04:54:49] I was wondering if someone could bring some up.

[04:54:59] The staffs called us tonight, I'm afraid.

[04:55:03] They've had a long night already, my dear.

[04:55:06] I need to wait them for anyone.

[04:55:08] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[04:55:10] Right, I understand, but...

[04:55:12] And the missing tower is waiting for us right now, I'm afraid.

[04:55:19] I'm scared, I'm scared.

[04:55:26] Hey, this place stinks, man.

[04:55:29] I'm kind of scared. I'm going to be scared.

[04:55:31] See? This is exactly what I mean.

[04:55:33] He doesn't know anything about the world, except how to be a disappointment.

[04:55:37] There's no way we're related.

[04:55:39] I mean, Rory, what kind of 34-year-old man still gets bullied for his lunch money?

[04:55:45] Elijah.

[04:55:47] Is this true?

[04:55:49] Yes, Rory.

[04:55:51] What he's not sharing is that.

[04:55:53] He's my bully.

[04:55:55] Ha ha ha ha ha, speaking of which, pay up, witch.

[04:56:01] Okay, that's it.

[04:56:03] I've heard enough.

[04:56:04] We're going to get to the bottom of this here and now.

[04:56:09] When it comes to the offspring of 34-year-old swagless nerd Elijah...

[04:56:14] I'm sorry about that.

[04:56:16] Okay, EJ.

[04:56:17] You're stuck?

[04:56:18] You are his son.

[04:56:19] So, what should we do?

[04:56:20] So, what should we do?

[04:56:24] If it's something you need right now, you'll have to help yourself.

[04:56:28] Oh, I have to go to the church.

[04:56:29] All the workers for the parsonage and church are kept in the basement of the temple.

[04:56:33] Just out back.

[04:56:34] The church?

[04:56:35] Yes.

[04:56:36] Oh, my God.

[04:56:37] Oh, my God.

[04:56:38] You'll find clean towels folded on the rack.

[04:56:41] That's for all the laundry is done.

[04:56:43] Why do you use the curtains?

[04:56:45] for all the laundry's done.

[04:56:47] Why do you feel the curtains?

[04:56:49] What does that mean?

[04:56:50] If you'll excuse me, it's getting late.

[04:56:53] It'll happen to you, too, son.

[04:56:55] Good night.

[04:57:05] When we return, we're going to meet Brittany,

[04:57:08] who wants to confront her brother,

[04:57:10] who constantly misuses the word,

[04:57:11] I

[04:57:20] Gotta go downstairs grab towels. I'll be right back

[04:57:25] She said everyone's asleep. It's the only option

[04:57:31] It's fine, I got it just give me two minutes

[04:57:41] Yeah, yeah, he heard you, but what in the world's a pickle leprechaun?

[04:57:46] Boy oh golly oh boy, I thought you'd never ask.

[04:57:49] Introducing the leprechaun, Wiggily Pickle, with the all new pickle leprechaun.

[04:57:56] This sour little friend who makes your pickles twice as crunchy, all the more tasty, and just as desirable.

[04:58:05] Only at your local Wiggliest Pickle Store within the pickle line.

[04:58:10] The best part is, they're cheap!

[04:58:13] Cheap!

[04:58:14] The best thing is possible life!

[04:58:15] Cheap!

[04:58:16] Shake it, baby!

[04:58:17] Shake it, baby!

[04:58:19] Oh, boy!

[04:58:20] Oh, yeah, shake it, baby!

[04:58:23] The smell!

[04:58:24] Oh, yeah!

[04:58:25] Yeah, shake it, baby!

[04:58:27] Yeah!

[04:58:28] Yeah, right.

[04:58:29] I ain't buying that.

[04:58:30] Don't believe it!

[04:58:31] Here, have a smell!

[04:58:32] Wow!

[04:58:33] Yeah, keep on shaking it!

[04:58:36] Oh, I'm gonna look at some towels!

[04:58:39] Oh, I'm gonna go get the bow!

[04:58:41] See? Here! Now the second bite!

[04:58:43] Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

[04:58:45] Oh, man!

[04:58:47] I'm already so crunchy!

[04:58:49] I can't hold back!

[04:58:51] I must eat more!

[04:58:55] I'm already so crunchy!

[04:58:57] I can't hold back!

[04:58:59] I must eat more!

[04:59:01] I'm already so crunchy!

[04:59:03] I can't hold back!

[04:59:05] I must eat more!

[04:59:07] Uh oh. Uh oh. Oh my God, dude!

[04:59:22] What's shaking baby? What's shaking? What is shaking? Why is shaking? Why is shaking?!

[04:59:26] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[04:59:28] Take yours now!

[04:59:33] I'm gonna go get the towels now!

[04:59:35] For the first time in the history of the show, an ordinary farmer has fallen in love with an alien.

[04:59:42] And he has 24 hours to convince her and her family and obtain an intergalactic K-1 visa.

[04:59:49] Welcome to the show! 90 Acre Fiancé!

[04:59:53] 90 Acre Fiancé!

[04:59:55] Hey there's a little 90 Acre Fiancé on!

[04:59:58] A cool farm in an open home.

[05:00:01] Oh, okay, I'm gonna go get it!

[05:00:06] We met when she tried to kick down my crown, but she asked what I did.

[05:00:09] I'm gonna go get the powers!

[05:00:11] She hated her lawyers!

[05:00:12] Yeah, yeah, I'll be right back!

[05:00:14] I heard she left a piece of the love behind in the courtes.

[05:00:17] It's a rumor.

[05:00:18] Besides, I heard she has access to a market of 12 billion.

[05:00:28] I realize I shouldn't have left the door open.

[05:00:30] What's up?

[05:00:31] Better now!

[05:00:32] Maybe I won't be able to open it.

[05:00:33] Well, okay.

[05:00:34] Let's get back to the room.

[05:00:35] No!

[05:00:36] No!

[05:00:37] No!

[05:00:38] No!

[05:00:39] No!

[05:00:40] No!

[05:00:41] No!

[05:00:42] No!

[05:00:43] No!

[05:00:44] No!

[05:00:45] No!

[05:00:46] No!

[05:00:47] No!

[05:00:48] No!

[05:00:49] No!

[05:00:50] No!

[05:00:51] No!

[05:00:52] No!

[05:00:53] No!

[05:00:54] No!

[05:00:55] No!

[05:00:56] No!

[05:00:57] No!

[05:00:58] No!

[05:00:59] I'm good

[05:01:05] I'm gonna take a pee in the bathroom

[05:01:29] AHHHHHHHHHH

[05:01:34] Let me go sign that guest book

[05:01:37] Hey where's the fucking guest book?

[05:01:47] Excuse me where's the fucking guest book?

[05:01:52] Excuse me where's the fucking guest book?

[05:01:54] Look.

[05:01:56] Pan-ton-ton-ton-ton-ton-ton.

[05:02:16] Ratt.

[05:02:18] Ritt.

[05:02:20] Ooh.

[05:02:22] Oh, is this where the guest book is, is this where the guest book is?

[05:02:30] Thank you for choosing to stay at Old Scratch Temple, Parsonage.

[05:02:34] This house was, has stood in service of the temple for generations and retake great pride in its history.

[05:02:41] Kindly sign your name and leave a note about your stay.

[05:02:44] Every tenant must sign. It is the rule of the house and a tradition we have kept since the earliest days.

[05:02:49] Thank you for honoring our customs and the legacy of Old Scratch Temple.

[05:02:54] Ratitudes for Bobby and Henry are appreciated.

[05:02:56] Ms. Julia, Parsonage Guest Register.

[05:03:01] Janice M. Cooz Bay, Oregon.

[05:03:05] One bed in cozy blankets.

[05:03:07] The house settles a lot at night.

[05:03:09] Thought someone was walking up the stairs at night, but never saw anyone.

[05:03:12] Overall a pleasant stay, huh?

[05:03:16] Grateful for the shelter and the close days.

[05:03:18] Now everywhere we'll hold you watch after dark, you do, may he bless, brother El.

[05:03:25] Evan and Claire, question mark?

[05:03:27] Road trip stop, beautiful woods, Claire says the church was made her uncomfortable.

[05:03:31] I thought it was quaint and delightful, we'll recommend you two friends.

[05:03:35] Stayed the night before the meeting, everything is ready, the morning star watches over you.

[05:03:41] Charming little place, very quiet at night, which we appreciated.

[05:03:45] The church next door has a fascinating history, and we adore reading the books downstairs.

[05:03:49] It's truly a such a sweetheart, thank you.

[05:03:53] Thank you for keeping the old traditions intact.

[05:03:55] Not many places still remember what village vigilance really means.

[05:04:02] The walk after sunset was question mark grounding.

[05:04:05] Haven't felt like this in many years.

[05:04:09] Cozy rims, great coffee.

[05:04:12] I didn't sleep very much, but I felt rested anyway.

[05:04:15] strange how silence can feel so full. I guess the city just makes things feel so much livelier.

[05:04:21] I remember the hymns, even though I haven't heard them in decades. Didn't know I still

[05:04:26] know the words. My visits have filled my soul. Bless you and may the morning star guide you down your path.

[05:04:33] Long drive. Wow, this is all I guess.

[05:04:37] Holy shit. Uh, it's a good-

[05:04:45] What the fuck?

[05:04:52] I heard the bells at 3.17 am, no one else did.

[05:05:02] That's how I know it's still listening.

[05:05:04] It's still listening!

[05:05:37] What's going to be safe?

[05:06:07] Oh pussy, what the fuck?

[05:06:33] Wait, is it not this way?

[05:06:40] Did I go the wrong way?

[05:06:49] I

[05:07:19] Okay, well it's not this way.

[05:07:37] This is literally this way.

[05:08:08] Ah

[05:08:32] Well, it's not a nightmare this way. I guess this way

[05:08:37] Oh

[05:09:02] Hey

[05:09:07] Rapunzel!

[05:09:16] Oh my god, it's so sudden, Harry!

[05:09:19] Look how fucked...

[05:09:37] This is crazy.

[05:09:47] Guys, I feel like I'm in my room more, what's happening?

[05:10:04] What's happening?

[05:10:34] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[05:10:43] WHOA SHIT!

[05:11:04] What the Lord?

[05:11:11] I always had fear basements since I was a kid.

[05:11:29] I was about to go back empty handed after coming all this way.

[05:12:29] Oh my God!

[05:12:36] Oh my god.

[05:12:57] Zia, thanks for the drink, it's all holy shit.

[05:13:09] Oh my god bro, fuck.

[05:13:24] Covenant of Old Scratch Temple.

[05:13:38] All are welcome, but the children of Ham are asked to defer their seats to Temple Co- Children

[05:13:46] of Ham.

[05:13:47] Oh my god, now I know that motherfucker's there.

[05:13:57] Oh my god, now I know that motherfucker's there.

[05:14:13] Riaaaaaa!

[05:14:37] It's head walking out.

[05:14:43] I got my towel, towel.

[05:14:55] I see more paranormal rather than something scary on a tangible level.

[05:15:00] Oh no, now we can't get it.

[05:15:03] I figured I'd text Tessa for help first, well, I don't have signal now.

[05:15:15] Oh, jeez.

[05:15:24] I actually got chills kinda right in the story.

[05:15:42] Fuck me bro.

[05:15:49] I couldn't believe what the actual fuck I was seeing.

[05:15:56] Hello?

[05:15:57] Why are you?

[05:16:01] Anybody there?

[05:16:02] Hell no.

[05:16:03] Hell no.

[05:16:04] I don't know.

[05:16:14] Hell no.

[05:16:25] What the?

[05:16:28] What is it?

[05:16:31] Anybody there?

[05:16:33] Stop calling out to people, you idiot! What the fuck is wrong with you?

[05:16:40] I hear knocking.

[05:16:41] Oh, shut up!

[05:17:02] I do not want to do that again.

[05:17:11] The hell are you doing down there?

[05:17:28] What was I doing down there?

[05:17:31] Maybe fix your doors before blaming me.

[05:17:33] I was stuck getting the towels.

[05:17:35] I have to make my way out, okay?

[05:17:52] Fuck.

[05:17:54] Fuck you, buddy.

[05:17:57] I'll appreciate yourself, man.

[05:18:05] Some girl in my brain system not to tell us everything. She would have wanted us out of here immediately.

[05:18:17] Yeah!

[05:18:19] Fuck out of my way, buddy!

[05:18:28] This place fucking stinks!

[05:18:35] I tried opening the door, but it was locked.

[05:18:47] Help!

[05:18:48] Is that you?

[05:18:49] Oh my god, you don't understand the mission that I did and we don't know what I went through!

[05:18:57] What happened?

[05:18:58] Oh my god, it was terrible!

[05:19:01] What happened?

[05:19:03] My god, are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah?

[05:19:06] Why I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay. I'm not okay

[05:19:11] I thought the door is very casual it opened with a little bit of effort. I am not okay. You do see these biceps

[05:19:19] So I am not okay

[05:19:22] Find the towels. Yeah, let me put them in the bathroom

[05:19:26] I'm not okay. I am not okay. I am not okay. I

[05:19:29] I went into the church, somebody locked me into the church, I had to go into the basement,

[05:19:37] I went through a door in the basement, there's a fucking underground cavern tunnel in the

[05:19:42] basement cave shit that I had to go all the way through and a place full of fucking coffins

[05:19:48] where the eulogic could murder people!

[05:19:50] Oh jeez, let me grab this, real quick.

[05:19:55] Man, why don't you take that towel and, you know, get on in the back. Let me take a look.

[05:20:01] Thanks for, uh...

[05:20:02] Oh, wow. You didn't have a rubber belt in everything.

[05:20:05] I already took a bath. You can drink some of it if you want.

[05:20:08] Oh.

[05:20:10] My flashlight!

[05:20:11] Okay, I came here while you were gone.

[05:20:12] Oh!

[05:20:13] Who came up?

[05:20:14] There was a man.

[05:20:15] I don't know. One of the workers?

[05:20:16] I didn't let him in. I could have. I could have.

[05:20:19] He just...

[05:20:20] It gave me the idea.

[05:20:21] What if you would have let him in?

[05:20:23] He just kept knocking.

[05:20:24] I don't know, I don't know!

[05:20:26] What? Of course not.

[05:20:28] Were you making?

[05:20:30] Guys, I have it!

[05:20:32] Miss Julia said that everyone's asleep.

[05:20:34] I don't think so.

[05:20:36] What?

[05:20:38] I forgot to sign the guest book she asked for.

[05:20:40] She said it's by the entrance, right?

[05:20:42] Oh, who cares?

[05:20:44] Yeah, on her desk.

[05:20:46] Okay, okay.

[05:20:48] I'll go sign it real quick.

[05:20:50] I gotta grab some water too.

[05:20:52] I think mine floats. Lock the door. Lock the door behind me.

[05:20:54] You catching a cold again? I will.

[05:20:56] I can go get it. No, I'm... it's okay. I just need some water.

[05:21:00] Maybe I should take the flashlight this time.

[05:21:02] Marcus, just go freshen up.

[05:21:07] Oh, I'm dying. Are you sure? Oh no, you caught her COVID!

[05:21:12] Okay, lock the door. Lock the door.

[05:21:16] It's locked!

[05:21:19] It's locked!

[05:21:22] Speaking of which, pay up, bitch.

[05:21:26] Okay, that's it. I've heard enough. We're gonna get to the bottom of this here and now.

[05:21:32] When it comes to the offspring of 34 year old swagless nerd Elijah.

[05:21:37] Sorry, Elijah.

[05:21:38] Okay, EJ.

[05:21:42] You are his son!

[05:21:44] Oh no!

[05:21:46] No!

[05:21:48] OOOOOOOH!

[05:21:50] I told you! I told you he was my son!

[05:21:54] Wait a minute, they're not results! That's just a photo of me!

[05:21:58] Actually son, that's a picture of me when I was your age.

[05:22:02] Oh no!

[05:22:03] Back then I was all that and a bag of chips, as we said.

[05:22:06] Wait, so you used to look like that and now you look like this. Does that mean...

[05:22:13] Uh oh.

[05:22:14] Uh-oh.

[05:22:15] Yep.

[05:22:16] It'll happen to you too, son.

[05:22:19] Hahahaha!

[05:22:24] Hahahaha!

[05:22:25] No, no!

[05:22:28] When we return, we're gonna meet Brittany, who wants to confront her brother, who constantly misusing the words, a few.

[05:22:36] We'll be back after these short mischiefs.

[05:22:39] Hahahaha!

[05:22:41] Oh

[05:23:07] Oh

[05:23:11] I'm bathing.

[05:23:12] Tacky, you want my bath water?

[05:23:18] $100.

[05:23:19] I'm getting back with the window open while I see the church.

[05:23:28] I can worship the Lord while I take a bath.

[05:23:35] Let's worship the Lord together while we take a bath.

[05:23:40] take a bath don't wash your privates too long if you do it too long that means

[05:23:47] you're touching yourself and if you touch yourself you're going to hell

[05:23:54] everybody knows that

[05:23:58] Oh

[05:24:28] Outside my window.

[05:24:38] Have a nice and clean.

[05:24:48] AHH!

[05:24:50] We're down!

[05:24:52] F-

[05:24:58] There's a good time in the history of the era,

[05:25:01] and we're gonna be part of it.

[05:25:03] Nice.

[05:25:05] Screw me.

[05:25:06] I'm mad.

[05:25:07] But if you're ever gonna play with...

[05:25:09] Somewhere in Chas, Chas Chas says,

[05:25:11] what's your idea on flood boys?

[05:25:13] I thought it said farm boys.

[05:25:14] I got it on that.

[05:25:15] her reflection no

[05:25:23] signed up for the program because I fell in love across the galaxy

[05:25:34] I knew she was the one that she left proof of her love behind in the cornfield

[05:25:39] she flew away besides heard she has access to a market of 12 billion

[05:25:45] consumers will only come.

[05:25:52] No problem.

[05:25:53] I'll set her down.

[05:25:55] Alienated at first sight.

[05:25:57] What's your favorite sauce?

[05:25:59] It's simple.

[05:26:00] Triple smoked backyard, make a barbecue.

[05:26:03] Excellent.

[05:26:04] What's your favorite sauce?

[05:26:07] Well, okay.

[05:26:09] Let's get back to Earl.

[05:26:11] Earl, would you like to have children in the future?

[05:26:14] At least two that most as many as I could fit them in my pickup truck without breaking

[05:26:23] Chicken we had too many chickens anyway. Oh my god. It's super cute

[05:26:29] Yeah, it's time to meet the bride's parents mom on the left and dad on the right. I don't know

[05:26:37] Why are they looking at me so strangely?

[05:26:39] Well, we'll cut that off. Come closer with the camera. I want to close them up their faces.

[05:26:46] Will the father give his permission? Will the mother give her permission?

[05:26:55] Did you record that? Will you send it to me later? That was incredible!

[05:27:00] Earthling, I'm ready.

[05:27:02] That was pretty lame. You know we don't have a show now and no one's going to pay you.

[05:27:07] No! Please don't shoot! We'll edit it so that it looks like you shot first!

[05:27:13] No! No!

[05:27:15] I mean, film it at least! Put it on your own, baby!

[05:27:18] This episode of KIDGET FRIENDS, we fly over this...

[05:27:21] I already watched that episode.

[05:27:24] Oh my god!

[05:27:28] What's going on? What happened?

[05:27:30] Clothes, clothes, clothes, clothes, it locked me the whole...

[05:27:32] You were gone a while.

[05:27:33] Oh my god.

[05:27:34] Miss Julia stopped me downstairs.

[05:27:35] What happened?

[05:27:36] She scared the shit out of me!

[05:27:37] Well, what did she know?

[05:27:38] She knew you went into the basement naked!

[05:27:39] She jumped right in front of me!

[05:27:40] Someone saw you coming up!

[05:27:41] Lalalalalalalalala!

[05:27:43] Okay...

[05:27:45] Scared me!

[05:27:45] Okay?

[05:27:47] That's all you have to say.

[05:27:52] What do you want me to say?

[05:27:54] Why?

[05:27:55] Because I stood there and covered for you!

[05:27:57] I don't even know what I'm covering for!

[05:28:03] What happened?

[05:28:03] There was a tunnel, okay?

[05:28:05] This one was connected to the church basement.

[05:28:07] I got locked in there and ended up coming back the wrong side.

[05:28:11] What the fuck was he doing?

[05:28:13] Between the church and this house.

[05:28:16] I'm gonna call him into the bathroom.

[05:28:18] I don't know.

[05:28:18] He was watching you bathe.

[05:28:20] It's an old building.

[05:28:21] He was watching me?

[05:28:22] These places have...

[05:28:23] How could you even get locked in there in the first place?

[05:28:25] You see my goodness?

[05:28:26] I don't know.

[05:28:27] The basement door just locked behind me on the way up.

[05:28:30] I didn't even hear it.

[05:28:32] That's fucking weird.

[05:28:33] And what's also weird is you didn't think to tell me any of this. Okay, okay

[05:28:38] That is kind of weird why you wouldn't tell me any of that

[05:28:41] Well I mean I would have told you if it was really weird

[05:28:43] You keep doing that

[05:28:45] Right?

[05:28:45] What?

[05:28:46] Yeah, that's kind of weird

[05:28:47] Stop making decisions for the two of us

[05:28:51] Are you serious right now?

[05:28:53] What did you want me to do, Tess?

[05:28:55] Hey, I'm gonna suck it out

[05:28:56] I'll come back up here and tell you about a secret tunnel sent to Windsor

[05:28:58] With no car

[05:29:00] Lordy bear the edge and the reason this whole time.

[05:29:02] Come on, Tate.

[05:29:03] Maybe stop reading into things and just let me handle it tonight.

[05:29:07] Let me handle it tonight.

[05:29:11] Okay.

[05:29:13] Okay.

[05:29:15] Let me handle it.

[05:29:16] Alright.

[05:29:17] Hey, come on now.

[05:29:19] I'm going to bed.

[05:29:23] We have to be quiet.

[05:29:24] Well, now what?

[05:29:29] Well, you gotta go to bed.

[05:29:32] Oh.

[05:29:33] Top top, little lady.

[05:29:36] What?

[05:29:40] Don't hide under the bed.

[05:29:43] What if I sleep on it?

[05:29:46] Wait, what do you look like when you're sleeping?

[05:29:48] Oh, you're hiding.

[05:29:50] I look like...

[05:29:52] I like this.

[05:29:54] What do you look like?

[05:29:56] Oh!

[05:29:58] Nice!

[05:30:00] Okay.

[05:30:02] I love you.

[05:30:04] I love you too.

[05:30:06] Oh, shit. Thanks for taking the door out of the bed next to the...

[05:30:08] Oh, bye!

[05:30:10] You okay?

[05:30:12] Mm-hmm.

[05:30:22] What the fuck?

[05:30:47] Oh!

[05:30:48] Can you hear me?

[05:30:52] Is this a dream?

[05:30:55] What the fuck?

[05:30:57] Hey!

[05:30:59] Wait, I think we have to walk around.

[05:31:03] Oh.

[05:31:09] Whoa, is this what it feels like after drinking milk?

[05:31:13] Any home lander was on or something.

[05:31:22] Oh, how come that's glittery?

[05:31:32] Glitter!

[05:31:33] Ah!

[05:31:34] Oh, the floor's glittery too!

[05:31:43] What the fuck?

[05:31:53] How much you want?

[05:31:57] What the fuck?

[05:32:03] What if I don't want to go there?

[05:32:07] You can't make me go there. I don't want to go this way.

[05:32:09] I don't want to go this way.

[05:32:11] What if I want to go this way?

[05:32:17] I don't like this.

[05:32:20] I don't like the fact that the camera can't...

[05:32:39] I

[05:33:39] I

[05:33:58] Can't tell me what the fuck right go under the bed

[05:34:39] I don't think they're going to come back.

[05:34:47] They're going to come back.

[05:34:58] What the fuck is going on here?

[05:35:08] What the fuck is going on here?

[05:35:18] I need to go right now get out go go go

[05:35:26] why I need to tell you something

[05:35:31] wait where do we go where do you want to go

[05:35:34] away okay we should leave we should leave we should leave we should leave we should

[05:35:41] get out of here I don't want to be here

[05:35:42] What are you doing out here?

[05:35:43] There's a guy in the closet behind you!

[05:35:45] Behind you!

[05:35:46] Behind you!

[05:35:47] Oh, shoot!

[05:35:48] Run!

[05:35:49] Run!

[05:35:50] Oh!

[05:35:51] Oh!

[05:35:52] Run!

[05:35:53] Run!

[05:35:54] Run!

[05:35:55] Run!

[05:35:56] Run!

[05:35:57] Run!

[05:35:58] Run!

[05:35:59] Run!

[05:36:00] Run!

[05:36:01] Run!

[05:36:02] Run!

[05:36:03] Run!

[05:36:04] Run!

[05:36:05] Run!

[05:36:06] Run!

[05:36:07] Run!

[05:36:08] Run!

[05:36:09] Run!

[05:36:10] Run!

[05:36:11] to go. Right now.

[05:36:20] Go go go!

[05:36:25] Run run!

[05:36:28] Oh my god!

[05:36:33] Right! Right this way!

[05:36:37] Who the basement are you crazy?!

[05:36:46] I can't!

[05:36:47] Over here!

[05:36:54] Okay, definitely not this way!

[05:36:56] I'm so sorry!

[05:36:58] I'm sorry!

[05:37:02] Definitely not this way!

[05:37:05] Do we go down there and hide?

[05:37:09] Let's go. Right now.

[05:37:11] Oh my god.

[05:37:12] Get out! Go go go!

[05:37:17] Oh my god.

[05:37:19] We gotta get out of here.

[05:37:20] I don't know which way to go.

[05:37:22] Maybe we hide?

[05:37:23] In the basement.

[05:37:24] What's the basement?

[05:37:26] Can you hide in the weapons?

[05:37:39] This way. Oh my gosh, hide!

[05:37:45] They came this way!

[05:37:49] Down here!

[05:37:54] What are we doing?

[05:38:08] Oh!

[05:38:11] That's a fucking scary thing.

[05:38:24] WHAT!?

[05:38:24] HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[05:38:27] WHAT IN THE HELL?!

[05:38:52] Okay, I'm gonna go pee really fast. Okay, I'm gonna go grab my thing. I'll be right back

[05:38:58] Okay, all right. All right. Give me like two seconds

[05:39:22] I'm back, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.

[05:39:39] There, go grab it.

[05:39:41] Wait, if I do this?

[05:39:43] I gotta plug in my microphone, it's dying.

[05:39:50] There we go. There it is. Yippee!

[05:39:58] Oh! Okay. Dude, what the hell?

[05:40:06] What's um... This is a long game.

[05:40:11] It's a really long game, huh?

[05:40:18] Oh.

[05:40:19] Oh, man.

[05:40:21] Whoops.

[05:40:23] Oh, wait.

[05:40:25] Oh, I still, I can still click my cows.

[05:40:29] That's nice.

[05:40:31] Oh, man.

[05:40:36] Notice how at the beginning of the stream when I asked, you know,

[05:40:40] you know, mouse about milking or having others she was just like nah but then a

[05:40:48] little bit of time passed and she's like well now I think I might want to you

[05:40:54] know when you think about it milking's kind of cool you know check your cow

[05:41:04] count dude I got all the I thought I would get an achievement for getting the

[05:41:08] top thing the cow singularity core for the 100 quadrillion but it didn't it

[05:41:19] didn't even give me that I'm getting what is it 28 quadrillion 877 trillion

[05:41:26] 506 billion 160 nope read that wrong anyways I'm getting a shit ton of cows

[05:41:32] but it's not even you know it doesn't matter it doesn't it doesn't even

[05:41:41] matter anymore

[05:41:49] it's a metaphor it's a metaphor for all the milk I have stored inside me take

[05:41:56] the suitcase next time wait shall I get the suitcase

[05:42:02] All right, I have I have the suitcase I

[05:42:14] Got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got the suitcase guys. What do you is this do I need this?

[05:42:24] Shirley don't you don't need this now. I'm gonna leave this I don't want that and I left it I threw it down

[05:42:30] I don't need that all I need is you mark

[05:42:32] to carry all your milk oh wait true true yeah not bad yeah not bad what what

[05:42:52] happen yeah dude okay I got it no I there has I I feel like with these fears

[05:43:04] about them game with them being based loosely upon real stories and submissions

[05:43:11] that people wrote in I want to see the original text I want to see the original

[05:43:16] text I want to see the email I want to see how much is based upon what their

[05:43:24] story has been said or what you know I because they're obviously comfortable

[05:43:30] enough with their entire this is fucking trauma being made into a video game for

[05:43:36] like entertainment purposes I want to know how much it stretched to be the

[05:43:42] uh, you know, video game-wise, like I want to know what they originally told them

[05:43:47] for the developer to be like, oh fuck, yeah wait let me make that into something.

[05:43:52] Hello.

[05:43:53] The story happened in 2004.

[05:43:55] Wait what?

[05:43:55] Hi.

[05:43:57] Hello.

[05:43:59] Hi.

[05:43:59] I was just saying it would be fun to see the original messages that the developer gets

[05:44:06] as far as like, hey what did they, what did, how did they describe the story?

[05:44:10] I don't think I have a strong enough horror scenario or at least no not really

[05:44:39] I'm getting prepared.

[05:44:46] I'm trying to think.

[05:44:50] I was hiding in a building one time that I snuck into, but it was kind of like an abandoned

[05:44:57] like old like communications building and my friends and I were going to it and then

[05:45:02] someone came in to like check in and it was kind of spooky, but then they left.

[05:45:09] So it wasn't like high stakes, it was just we were poking through some like 60s, 70s

[05:45:13] building that we shouldn't have been into, but it had like a bunch of shit left in it.

[05:45:17] It was kind of fun to go through.

[05:45:19] Uh-huh.

[05:45:20] We weren't, yeah, yeah, just someone came in and was just like, hey, the loam?

[05:45:25] But you know, obviously we didn't say anything and they just went away.

[05:45:28] So.

[05:45:29] I wonder like how much of this did they make up?

[05:45:32] That's what I'm saying.

[05:45:33] That's why I'm like, I want to see the original prompts for this.

[05:45:36] much was made up.

[05:45:39] I wonder if we can Google, no we can't.

[05:45:43] Like, real cult in town.

[05:45:46] Well what I like is, I don't know if you noticed, the roles are the same cult from a few games

[05:45:54] ago.

[05:45:55] Oh yeah.

[05:45:56] The same exact cult from the Ironberg games.

[05:45:58] Yeah.

[05:45:59] The same roles.

[05:46:00] Oh right, the lookout.

[05:46:01] And the iron bar is, like, right next door to here.

[05:46:08] Like, while we draw over here, it was in the area.

[05:46:12] Ew, gross. They're, like, connecting them.

[05:46:15] Oh, my God, the fierce, the fathom cinematic universe!

[05:46:20] Oh!

[05:46:22] They got something going on.

[05:46:30] It's a long game.

[05:46:31] I don't know if I like this.

[05:46:38] Hold on a second, sorry.

[05:46:40] No worries, take your time.

[05:46:43] Yeah, I am curious. Just original prompt of like, hey, like how long was this email?

[05:46:55] I was there, I was stranded while Marcus went to confine me a towel.

[05:46:59] My boobs all went with bathwater.

[05:47:06] What would happen if I let that guy in?

[05:47:09] I don't know. I wonder how that would've changed. Maybe he would've killed you.

[05:47:14] Yeah, what were you doing when you were in bed? Were you sleeping? Were you dreaming?

[05:47:18] I was dreaming. It gave me this weird, like, liminal space dream that was calling me to the church.

[05:47:24] What the fuck? You know what I'm saying?

[05:47:26] What did you get?

[05:47:27] Nothing. I was awake. I went to go get some water.

[05:47:31] And then, when I was down there, some guy confronted the old lady and they're just like...

[05:47:37] I don't even know what they were talking about. It was like cult mumbo jumbo.

[05:47:41] Like, someone has to be sacrificed. And she's like,

[05:47:43] Don't worry, we got a fresh one upstairs with a nice ass.

[05:47:46] It's me! It's my ass!

[05:47:48] It's you.

[05:47:50] They want a bite.

[05:47:52] You want a bite of my rum?

[05:47:54] Uh-huh.

[05:47:56] I don't have it. I don't know where it is.

[05:48:01] I'm gonna die. Oh, jeez.

[05:48:06] They came this way!

[05:48:11] Help me! Help me!

[05:48:16] Help me!

[05:48:21] Hey! Open the land down here!

[05:48:33] BOOOM!

[05:48:35] BOOOM!

[05:48:37] BOOOM!

[05:48:39] BOOOM!

[05:48:41] BOOOM!

[05:48:43] BOOOM!

[05:48:45] Hey, don't shut up.

[05:48:52] Why do you need to go?

[05:48:56] Hey!

[05:48:57] You gotta get outta here!

[05:48:58] Get out!

[05:48:59] Go, go, go!

[05:49:00] Let's get out!

[05:49:01] Let's get out!

[05:49:02] Bart!

[05:49:03] Bart!

[05:49:04] Bart!

[05:49:05] Bart!

[05:49:06] Bart!

[05:49:07] Bart!

[05:49:08] Bart!

[05:49:09] Bart!

[05:49:10] Bart!

[05:49:11] Bart!

[05:49:12] Bart!

[05:49:13] Oh I'm stuck I'm stuck!

[05:49:14] Huh?

[05:49:15] Shit

[05:49:21] What the fuck are you doing?

[05:49:25] Shit man

[05:49:27] Oh I got stuck behind the door

[05:49:30] I got stuck behind the door

[05:49:34] You need to go

[05:49:35] Right now

[05:49:36] What?

[05:49:37] Get out

[05:49:38] Go go go

[05:49:39] Get out!

[05:49:40] Get out!

[05:49:41] Go go go!

[05:49:43] Huh? Uh-oh.

[05:49:45] BOOM!

[05:50:05] They came this way!

[05:50:09] Can you move around down here?

[05:50:13] Hey.

[05:50:33] MAMA HUAGO!

[05:50:43] I'm so scared what do I look like in here oh let me check I see your little

[05:51:11] Facebook and I'm like hi. Do you see my little face? I'm like, oh yeah look look at me. Okay. Oh, there you are.

[05:51:19] They can literally see us. I don't understand.

[05:51:32] I can't fucking see. We need a flashlight.

[05:51:41] Wait, wait!

[05:51:43] Oh, wait!

[05:51:44] OOOOOOOOH!

[05:51:46] Damn!

[05:51:47] What?

[05:52:11] you

[05:52:41] you

[05:53:11] you

[05:53:41] you

[05:54:11] you

[05:54:41] You

[05:55:11] Oh my god!

[05:55:18] Do we try to go up the front door, I guess?

[05:55:31] So, that's what I'm thinking, we just go back up and out.

[05:55:38] Oh my god. Where? Where do we go?

[05:55:52] I don't know, church?

[05:55:54] Oh, okay.

[05:56:03] You know, we should have gone out the front door.

[05:56:08] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[05:56:23] We should go out the front door

[05:56:24] No, you need to go

[05:56:25] We're out the front door

[05:56:26] Where's the back door?

[05:56:27] Get out!

[05:56:28] Go go go!

[05:56:31] Back to the car, you know

[05:56:38] They came this way!

[05:56:43] What the hell is that?

[05:56:48] Down here!

[05:56:53] What the hell is that?

[05:56:58] What the hell is that?

[05:57:33] Okay, we definitely need to get out through the front door, not the back.

[05:57:45] Okay.

[05:57:46] And run to the front door.

[05:57:47] Okay.

[05:57:48] We run.

[05:57:49] We don't stop running.

[05:57:50] Run!

[05:57:51] Run!

[05:57:52] Run!

[05:57:53] Run!

[05:57:54] Run!

[05:57:55] Run!

[05:57:56] Run!

[05:57:57] Run!

[05:57:58] Run!

[05:57:59] Run!

[05:58:00] Run!

[05:58:01] Run!

[05:58:02] Run!

[05:58:04] Where are we going?

[05:58:07] Oh, this way!

[05:58:08] The trail! Let's go!

[05:58:11] Trails!

[05:58:15] We're out!

[05:58:17] This way! The trail! The trail!

[05:58:19] The trail!

[05:58:20] Run!

[05:58:26] I can't see!

[05:58:27] AHHHHHHH!

[05:58:32] Oh, we made it, we made it!

[05:58:39] Uh oh.

[05:58:42] Is he a gun?

[05:59:22] I hope you are right. Let's get turned into a problem if we don't find them.

[05:59:29] Coming!

[05:59:31] I heard we already lost one earlier. Wounded in himself.

[05:59:35] One report might slide. Two?

[05:59:39] It's here again.

[05:59:41] I said I'm coming!

[05:59:43] And there come...

[05:59:46] ...the bad people.

[05:59:48] Coming.

[05:59:52] I

[06:00:22] Dude.

[06:00:26] What an asshole.

[06:00:28] He's so sensitive.

[06:00:30] Okay, we need to figure out...

[06:00:32] Where are we supposed to go?

[06:00:34] He like barely saw me.

[06:00:36] Wait, like, what if we...

[06:00:38] Can we go around?

[06:00:40] What am I? I'll boot up!

[06:00:42] Yeah, we can't go around.

[06:00:44] I think we have to go this way.

[06:00:46] Just when he's not there.

[06:00:48] Maybe this way?

[06:00:52] Oh, jeez, I mean, maybe.

[06:00:59] Oh, I said I'm coming!

[06:01:08] Oh, I didn't skip. Sorry.

[06:01:18] That's okay, I just get out.

[06:01:20] Oh, we have to hide in the trailer.

[06:01:25] I don't know where to hide.

[06:01:27] I guess it's the trailer.

[06:01:29] I can't see.

[06:01:32] Is that a door?

[06:01:38] Where are you?

[06:01:40] In my hair.

[06:01:42] Where's the trailer?

[06:01:44] This is the trailer.

[06:01:46] Is it the one in the back?

[06:01:48] Oh, maybe.

[06:01:51] Where is he?

[06:01:53] He's over there.

[06:01:55] Yeah, I can't fucking see.

[06:02:16] Oh, the trailer's in the front of the house.

[06:02:45] Yeah, it's the trailer, they mean the moving trailer with the red lights.

[06:02:50] Oh, okay.

[06:02:51] You gotta sneak up to it when he's walking away.

[06:02:54] Oh.

[06:02:56] It's okay, we got this, we got this.

[06:02:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:03:15] I said I'm coming.

[06:03:22] I said I'm going.

[06:03:28] I'm walking calming.

[06:03:33] OK.

[06:03:37] Where do we go?

[06:03:40] Can you see us?

[06:03:42] I don't know. I'm waiting for him to go the other way and then we go out there.

[06:03:46] Can't wait not yet.

[06:03:48] He's still looking.

[06:03:52] I need to wait for him to go somewhere else.

[06:03:55] He's walking that way?

[06:03:57] I don't trust it. I gotta wait until he goes all the way the other way.

[06:04:01] Yeah.

[06:04:08] Okay, maybe.

[06:04:10] Coming back

[06:04:12] But he's gonna keep going back and forth

[06:04:16] Oh my god

[06:04:19] Really there he goes. Oh, it's time

[06:04:40] Hey, I know this isn't the right time, but I love you, God, I love you so much, I should have said it a million times, I really should have, I'd change you into this.

[06:05:05] No, not right now.

[06:05:11] How wrong.

[06:05:12] God, I love you too.

[06:05:14] Oh god, so much.

[06:05:21] Fuck!

[06:05:26] Fuck!

[06:05:28] Get in here a second.

[06:05:32] What's the problem?

[06:05:35] He's asking for you. Get in here.

[06:05:45] He's sleeping.

[06:05:48] There we go.

[06:05:52] He's in the house.

[06:06:05] I

[06:06:35] Holy shit! We barely made it back to the main road before the car gave out again.

[06:06:44] We were scared that those people were going to follow us. We called the cops that we were rescued to the station.

[06:06:50] Two officers went back to the area immediately.

[06:06:53] We didn't find anything incriminating, was all we heard back in the morning.

[06:06:57] At first it drove me insane, but test-insisted. It was not worth pressing on.

[06:07:02] as nobody called us crazy. The sheriff actually seemed kind of, like, to kind of

[06:07:08] believe us, which managed to creep her out even more. As far as I know, those

[06:07:13] monsters are still out there in the world. Whatever they wanted, it wasn't just

[06:07:19] money. As I wrote the story, I'm well aware of the stupid choices I made along

[06:07:24] the way. I'm just so thankful we are both here to tell it.

[06:07:30] We left our sheet though. They had our furniture.

[06:07:33] Oh! My DJ's equipped me!

[06:07:36] They took it all.

[06:07:38] They have my DJ equipment! They have my DJ equipment!

[06:07:41] No!

[06:07:47] The milking machine!

[06:07:52] It's in the room!

[06:07:56] We left the milking machine!

[06:08:00] Nooooo!

[06:08:03] Bro...

[06:08:09] Wow.

[06:08:21] Dang.

[06:08:23] If that's real text at the end of them saying that, oh, I thought about going back and confronting

[06:08:32] them myself, I was going to say, if that's real text of them saying, hey, maybe I thought

[06:08:44] that maybe we should go back and confront them themselves and say, you know, have half

[06:08:48] of mine to do so.

[06:08:49] I'm kind of more apt to think that like how perilous was it if you're willing to go back after getting out of something

[06:08:57] That felt that unsafe. Why would you go back?

[06:09:01] No, no, I'd be I'd be gone. I'd be gone bro. I

[06:09:06] Think we both have different outfotes. Oh

[06:09:11] What was yours? I was like

[06:09:13] The sheriff didn't act like we were crazy

[06:09:17] And that was even scarier

[06:09:19] Oh, yeah, my that were you were scared

[06:09:26] Huh

[06:09:29] That's crazy

[06:09:34] That's crazy

[06:09:41] That was fun

[06:09:43] That was crazy.

[06:09:45] That was like a really long game.

[06:09:48] It was good though.

[06:09:49] I'm kind of curious about the certain things that you saw on your side compared to what I saw.

[06:09:53] Was it a long game or did we make it long?

[06:09:56] It was a pretty long game.

[06:09:58] Yeah, I'm surprised.

[06:09:59] It's not a long game yet.

[06:10:00] I didn't expect them to make such a long game.

[06:10:02] Yeah.

[06:10:04] Yeah.

[06:10:05] That was super long.

[06:10:06] Crazy.

[06:10:07] I did not expect such a thing.

[06:10:09] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Very long game.

[06:10:15] I'm surprised they've been going in crazy directions since they started Fierce to Found in the...

[06:10:21] Right?

[06:10:22] Usually the games only last one to two hours, but wow.

[06:10:25] Yeah.

[06:10:26] That was very long.

[06:10:27] Yeah, goodness. Whoa.

[06:10:30] That was good though. I enjoyed it. It was fine.

[06:10:34] My cows! Oh well.

[06:10:37] You what my cows, oh

[06:10:41] Yeah, the cows. Oh

[06:10:44] Had fun doing the cow clicker while we had you know the time to

[06:10:49] Yeah, I'll click her to you. Yeah. Yeah, I'll clipper for a clicker for the next one. Oh

[06:10:57] Yeah

[06:10:59] That would be real good

[06:11:01] That'd be really good. Also. They should allow the money to accumulate while we're playing in

[06:11:05] Yeah, you know yeah, that would have been nice. It would have been more attainable

[06:11:12] Yep, you know would have been really nice. It would have been really nice

[06:11:17] Yeah, I like the television shows. Yeah, it seemed like they had a lot I

[06:11:23] Feel like there was a lot of a wide variety for the television shows

[06:11:29] on

[06:11:30] I know

[06:11:32] Thanks for the raid. Oh my gosh

[06:11:35] Hi

[06:11:37] We were just playing cooperative spooky games with

[06:11:43] With mouse

[06:11:47] Yeah, it was cooperative we work together to

[06:11:52] solve the a giant mystery

[06:11:55] Yeah

[06:11:57] We raised a bunch of cows. We did we raised a bunch of cows

[06:12:00] 100 quadrillion actually.

[06:12:03] We tried moving, it didn't work.

[06:12:06] No.

[06:12:07] They took our stuff.

[06:12:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:12:13] Yeah.

[06:12:14] Yeah, thanks for the raid.

[06:12:15] Welcome on in.

[06:12:16] Unfortunately, I think we just ended so with it.

[06:12:20] But hey, I hope you had a good time.

[06:12:24] Hi.

[06:12:25] I had a great time.

[06:12:26] That was very fun.

[06:12:28] I had it.

[06:12:28] I do I it's I am curious to I'm gonna go back and scroll through your bod to see like what things that you were saying

[06:12:35] Yeah, I want to see yours too. I'll watch it. It was just I I got up in the middle of the night

[06:12:41] You were sleeping and I I was trying to talk with you, but you couldn't hear me

[06:12:45] I just went down got her first. I heard you at first. Oh you did yeah

[06:12:49] Like but very like far away and echoey like you were talking to me because I was having a dream oh

[06:12:55] Oh, and then like the dream was like there was like the church was in the distance and they said come as you are

[06:13:02] And it was telling me to come to the church. Oh

[06:13:05] Which I'm confused cuz I'm like I thought

[06:13:09] There will be like more. I

[06:13:12] Don't know. I just feel like that was just an idea

[06:13:14] But like they didn't really like I just felt like there would be there was more there would be more to that whole thing

[06:13:21] with the yeah

[06:13:23] Because the way they like made me have a dream about it and shit, I just, I don't get why I had the dream if we weren't gonna do anything with that.

[06:13:32] I guess for the sake of me having my own side story so they're just filling space so that you weren't like bored just like, you know, you were experiencing something while I was.

[06:13:42] Yeah.

[06:13:44] Yeah.

[06:13:46] Bro, I guess so.

[06:13:48] Yeah.

[06:13:50] That was a lot of fun. Thank you for playing that with me. Thanks for playing with me. Yeah, of course

[06:13:58] Unfortunately, I have to head to bed because I have to get up early tomorrow. I gotta help buff with a lot of stuff

[06:14:04] Oh, yeah, it's a special day. Yeah, she's having a little three-day 3d gym debut tomorrow. I can't wait today

[06:14:12] Yeah

[06:14:14] 3d gym debut goes well. Oh, I'm sure it will it'll be a good time

[06:14:20] be a great yeah that was very fun are you are you gonna be you're so gonna

[06:14:27] are you streaming yeah yeah okay I have no life yeah I know what you do you know

[06:14:40] you're just a machine I'm a machine it's true yes yeah yeah yeah

[06:14:50] I'm a machine and I'm a hen yeah, yeah after that game, I

[06:14:57] Man

[06:15:00] I'm glad I played the man

[06:15:03] Yeah

[06:15:06] Oh, no

[06:15:10] Was coughing all over you she was coughing all over and then you started getting sick and I'm like they didn't do anything with that

[06:15:16] Oh, yeah, nothing happened with that. Yeah, not with that either. It was just like a red herring or something

[06:15:24] I don't know like I was there gonna be some sort of like

[06:15:28] I figured with your coffeeing like I'm gonna be real

[06:15:33] I thought it was gonna be like an outlast situation where it's like I wake up and you're pregnant

[06:15:38] Oh

[06:15:39] Baby, I don't know demon cult

[06:15:42] Antichrist kind of baby. I don't know or like some sort of sacrifice where I wake up and you're like in the church

[06:15:57] It was it was the subtext of the subplot where I got a little bit sick because the old lady coughed on me

[06:16:06] That's what it was

[06:16:08] That's what it was.

[06:16:10] You should have had the weird dream.

[06:16:12] Right? No, but I was thirsty.

[06:16:14] I had to get up and get water.

[06:16:16] And then the old lady scared the shit out of me

[06:16:18] and then coughed on me more.

[06:16:20] She did. She scared the shit out of me.

[06:16:24] Oh!

[06:16:26] Gosh.

[06:16:30] Oh, not the cold wind. Not the cold wind.

[06:16:32] She did.

[06:16:34] She jumped right in front of me and went

[06:16:36] You need water? She's very breathy. I could feel it. Very warm breathy feeling all over my face.

[06:16:46] They get some Corvid.

[06:16:48] Yeah, yeah.

[06:16:50] Yeah, yeah.

[06:16:52] That's what I'm talking about. A little bit of Corvid.

[06:16:55] Yeah, sometimes it happens. Sometimes Ola jumps in front of you, calls for a whole little cult family on you, and she gives you Corvid.

[06:17:02] Yeah, I like the game it was fun. Yeah, they did the town. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah horrible

[06:17:19] but they kept my DJ equipment and the milking machine and the milking machine. Yeah. Yeah.

[06:17:26] One of those is more important than the other but it's fine, we're all losing something.

[06:17:33] The DJ system is very important.

[06:17:38] Yeah.

[06:17:42] You had that debut with Justine Bébéin.

[06:17:48] Yeah.

[06:17:50] Justine Bébéin.

[06:17:52] Yeah, Justine Bébéin.

[06:17:54] That's good.

[06:17:59] Well, thanks for playing with me.

[06:18:01] Yeah, that was fun.

[06:18:03] No, it's not time.

[06:18:05] Yeah, I'm sure we'll play again soon.

[06:18:09] Tuesday, Wednesday.

[06:18:11] Wednesday, we're going to play again.

[06:18:13] Something like that. Wednesday.

[06:18:14] We'll play a game.

[06:18:15] Something.

[06:18:16] Hi.

[06:18:17] Yeah.

[06:18:18] Well, that was really fun.

[06:18:19] I love you.

[06:18:20] Thank you so much for hanging out with me.

[06:18:23] Okay, I will. I don't know what state she's in. All I know is that I threw the bedding into the laundry, and then it was in the dryer, and I didn't get a chance to remake the bed, and I half-expected to go to the bedroom, and she's passed out, just kind of wrapped up in it and just being like, I couldn't make the bed, and I was too tired, and I just fell asleep in there.

[06:18:45] because it's happened before so yeah yeah so I'm gonna go do that but I see

[06:18:58] you guys later

[06:19:01] love you

[06:19:04] That was fun.

[06:19:06] That was fun.

[06:19:08] I want to play the girl part next time.

[06:19:13] When I play again, I play the girl part.

[06:19:16] But I like being the man part.

[06:19:18] I'm glad I played the guy part.

[06:19:28] I'm kind of sad because it felt like there was more.

[06:19:31] There was gonna be more to the game, but I mean it for what it is it's it's fun and it was good

[06:19:37] I

[06:19:38] Just feel like they were gonna do more with like the cult shit

[06:19:43] Other than like chasers around

[06:19:51] Cow game was okay was good. I like the cow game

[06:20:01] Let me look at the reviews.

[06:20:08] Bam bam bam!

[06:20:17] Oh

[06:20:27] This is the pole the love the cow game. Oh my god. That is the magic twist the pole the cow game was made by a cult

[06:20:47] I feel like the end chase sequence was genuinely awful, not only is it extremely dark and unclear

[06:20:56] where to go, our game bugs so we couldn't figure out where to go for over 30 minutes

[06:21:00] and no checkpoints.

[06:21:01] Okay, the checkpoint shit sucks, but it's like, how many of you haven't played a Fearstaffathom

[06:21:07] game without telling me you haven't played a Fearstaffathom game?

[06:21:13] What the Fearstaffathom game?

[06:21:15] It's always been like that.

[06:21:17] There's always been nasty chase scenes where it's like you get fucking lost.

[06:21:23] And you don't know where the fuck to go.

[06:21:25] You know what I mean?

[06:21:27] It's always like that.

[06:21:29] It's not nothing new.

[06:21:33] You know?

[06:21:35] Here's the fat ham!

[06:21:37] I'm sorry, did I- did you see the- did you see the cult member that was chubby?

[06:21:40] The chubby guy?

[06:21:42] Wait!

[06:21:44] There was a plaque in the house that said ham.

[06:21:50] The children of ham.

[06:22:02] I fucking knew it.

[06:22:08] The fat ham.

[06:22:12] That's a racist thing? What is it?

[06:22:18] Um, I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm from Puerto Rico. I don't know shit, bro.

[06:22:23] Shia! Shia, thank you for the rainbow! Thank you for the rainbow!

[06:22:29] I had fun playing today. Thank you for playing with me.

[06:22:33] Children of Ham is kind of racist. They're supposedly the ones who settled African Egypt really?

[06:22:40] Oh my god, I don't know any of that shit

[06:22:47] That's not a Catholic thing is it I don't ever recall knowing any of that shit

[06:23:04] I don't recall learning that

[06:23:06] But then again, like, Emma's one of Noah's sons.

[06:23:15] Oh.

[06:23:16] Guys, you wanna watch the Nintendo Direct, huh?

[06:23:26] You wanna watch the Nintendo Direct with me?

[06:23:31] I still haven't seen it.

[06:23:33] And I've avoided any and all mention of all Nintendo Direct.

[06:23:38] I haven't seen it yet.

[06:23:38] This was me my first time watching the Nintendo Direct.

[06:23:42] Would you like to watch Nintendo Direct with me?

[06:23:51] The Million Dollar Console Direct.

[06:23:55] Wait a minute, are we not talking about this Steam Box, are we?

[06:24:03] It's not working.

[06:24:10] It's not working.

[06:24:19] I saw what they're adding a second C button why are you lying to me don't stop no they

[06:24:38] No they are not.

[06:24:56] They are lying.

[06:24:57] It's two more CC, but not the same CC button.

[06:25:00] What if they make the CC C button?

[06:25:05] Mario gets crucified.

[06:25:07] What?

[06:25:08] Why are you lying?

[06:25:10] It's better to be good because if it ain't, it's worse than it looks.

[06:25:35] It's better be good because if it ain't, I swear to God.

[06:25:51] I will refrain from spoiling.

[06:25:53] Don't tell me I've avoided so many spoilers.

[06:26:01] Nintendo or Nintendo? Nintendo or Direct?

[06:26:07] Yes, I'm...

[06:26:08] Hello, everyone!

[06:26:08] Hello!

[06:26:09] I'm Yoshiaki Koizumi, and I'll be your guide for today's Nintendo Direct.

[06:26:13] I can't wait!

[06:26:14] Listen up! First, here's a game that's coming out of Nintendo Switch systems.

[06:26:20] Please, take a look at this.

[06:26:25] Huh, he did the snap!

[06:26:27] Hello.

[06:26:29] Hello.

[06:26:30] My name is Lowell Ms. Reads and I'm known for my reading aloud skills and more.

[06:26:34] Oh girl, maybe you shouldn't be reading aloud, holy shit.

[06:26:37] Would the voice like that? No.

[06:26:39] Pfft.

[06:26:40] My name is Lowell Ms. Reads and I'm known for my reading aloud skills and more.

[06:26:44] No.

[06:26:47] I'm here today to help show you the Rhythm Heaven groove game.

[06:26:50] Rhythm Heaven groove game?

[06:26:51] Hey!

[06:26:52] Wait, the shit they hit go-

[06:26:53] Show you the Rhythm Heaven groove game.

[06:26:55] Hey!

[06:26:56] Hey!

[06:26:57] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:26:59] Wait, it says you. Does that mean we can play co-op?

[06:27:04] Does that mean we'll be able to play co-op?

[06:27:07] Rhythm Heaven Grew

[06:27:09] Oh my god, there are so many colors here. I don't know what to do with my eyes.

[06:27:13] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:27:15] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:27:17] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:27:19] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:27:21] What? Sweet game 6?

[06:27:23] Oh my god, there are so many colors here. I don't know what to do with my eyes.

[06:27:30] Germa swap!

[06:27:32] Is Germa like this?

[06:27:34] Playing this game is pretty simple.

[06:27:37] Hey!

[06:27:38] Just get into the groove and press the correct button.

[06:27:41] Hey!

[06:27:42] That's all there is to it.

[06:27:43] Oh no, my model died because I was so excited.

[06:27:46] But...

[06:27:47] It's not always the same rhythm.

[06:27:51] Hey!

[06:27:51] Listen carefully to the beat.

[06:27:55] Find your flow, and you'll be able to feel the rhythm.

[06:28:00] Two, three, four, now!

[06:28:03] Wait, I want to play this!

[06:28:04] Two, three, now!

[06:28:06] Two, now!

[06:28:07] Two, three, now!

[06:28:10] I mean, duh, it's rhythm.

[06:28:12] Hello, if you know, if you have basic rhythm, of course you're gonna be good in this game.

[06:28:18] Over 80 all new rhythm games are included.

[06:28:20] Oh, thank you so much for the raid. I'll be a great straight paper the raid. Oh 80 games

[06:28:26] And as you play I'm gonna get suited and play this game through the game you can unlock different modes

[06:28:35] The kingdom's everlasting peace rests on your shoulders my shoulders

[06:28:40] Finally

[06:28:43] Magician

[06:28:46] The magical power of rhythm to beat monsters

[06:28:50] Cast a fire spell with B.A.

[06:28:53] B.A.

[06:28:55] And a healing spell with B.DownA.

[06:28:59] B.DownA.

[06:29:01] Like that.

[06:29:02] So you really want to fight, huh?

[06:29:04] What spells will strike a chord against the foes you face?

[06:29:08] Prove on and tip the scales to victory.

[06:29:12] It's time for the Who's Got Rhythm Quiz Show.

[06:29:16] So, plus there are even more rhythm games in the lineup.

[06:29:21] Enjoy all of this while playing solo.

[06:29:25] And, stand, Emily, I know it, pull up, yeah!

[06:29:32] We're under attack.

[06:29:34] Up to four players can enjoy dedicated rhythm games.

[06:29:38] Note the timing and block the arrows.

[06:29:40] Wait, how the fuck?

[06:29:42] Oh my god, that's pretty challenging with more people.

[06:29:44] Block the arrows.

[06:29:47] Grab the snack at exactly three o'clock.

[06:29:50] Or aim for three o'clock on the dock.

[06:29:53] Oh!

[06:29:54] Oh!

[06:29:55] Uh-oh!

[06:29:56] Finally got the snack.

[06:29:58] Oh!

[06:29:59] Oh my god, we gotta play this co-op, bro.

[06:30:01] Thirty cooperative and competitive games to play.

[06:30:04] We gotta play this co-op!

[06:30:06] Come into the groove, solo.

[06:30:08] Or with friends, when?

[06:30:11] Rhythm Heaven Groove hits the Nintendo Switch system.

[06:30:14] July 2nd. Free orders are...

[06:30:16] Wait, we gotta do this!

[06:30:17] Call off!

[06:30:18] I wanna play this!

[06:30:21] Oh, it's local only!

[06:30:22] Oh, tell me.

[06:30:31] It's local only?

[06:30:32] Well, why don't you just kill me now?

[06:30:34] Just throw my body in a ditch then.

[06:30:35] Just...

[06:30:36] I mean, you don't care about me and tell me you want me to die.

[06:30:44] It's the Nintendo switch system July 2nd free orders are available now on Nintendo

[06:31:01] Guys my mom does not play the day old games, okay?

[06:31:10] Please wait just a little longer for its release

[06:31:14] From here, we'll introduce games coming to Nintendo Switch 2,

[06:31:18] including some games that will also be available on Nintendo Switch.

[06:31:23] Let's begin with some headlines.

[06:31:28] Master the Way of the Sword.

[06:31:32] Master Way of the Sword.

[06:31:34] Onimusha, Way of the Sword,

[06:31:36] a new entry in the Swordplay action series,

[06:31:39] is slashing on to Nintendo Switch 2.

[06:31:41] Oh, Jesus!

[06:31:42] Edo Era Kyoto has been overrun by monsters known as Genma.

[06:31:47] Now Miyamoto Musashi must prove himself beyond measure.

[06:31:54] Carry.

[06:31:57] Deflect.

[06:32:00] And the powerful counter attack, Isen.

[06:32:04] Master these techniques to strike down the enemies in your path.

[06:32:08] The bony armaments are also at your disposal to turn the tide to battle.

[06:32:15] You can feel them use Joy-Con 2 motion controls to ensure they lose sight get lost.

[06:32:22] Was the Joy-Con?

[06:32:24] Wait, I wonder if that will make the game easier?

[06:32:27] Probably not.

[06:32:29] That'll make the game harder, I think.

[06:32:31] The bony makes the way of the sword launches on Nintendo Switch 2 September 25th.

[06:32:35] My forearms will get healed!

[06:32:38] It's like exercise!

[06:32:49] Dragon's Dogma 2!

[06:32:57] Is this the game with the bird-legged with the pigs?

[06:33:05] of Norgan, sneak out spoils, and then appraise them to reveal new weapons, armor, or skills.

[06:33:12] With these arms of the raid, took down powerful monsters in their single player action RPG

[06:33:18] adventure.

[06:33:19] Come on, Thrive!

[06:33:20] I want to be a mage, you have to float when you're past these spells.

[06:33:29] You need up to three pods, custom companions, who act on their own, when taking on massive monsters.

[06:33:36] You can climb them to strike their weak points.

[06:33:39] Fighting alongside your pods is key to victory.

[06:33:43] Why aren't they showing the world between dark and light?

[06:33:46] Embark on an adventure and tell a tale all your own.

[06:33:50] What fate awaits the Elism and their bodies?

[06:33:53] They won't do it this on Nintendo Direct.

[06:33:57] They won't do it.

[06:33:59] They won't do it.

[06:34:01] Otherworldly endeavors await in these games.

[06:34:04] In what game?

[06:34:05] Earth has been driven to the brink of annihilation by the mysterious lifeforms called the Netiba.

[06:34:12] I have to join the game to save humanity and reclaim the planet.

[06:34:19] engage in high-speed combat that focuses on China, then find your opening and strut.

[06:34:27] Defeat enemies to acquire new skills, then strategically defend the situation.

[06:34:35] Can you save humanity and reclaim her for humankind?

[06:34:40] Stellar Blade launches on the Togo Switch 2 this year.

[06:34:46] Last off, in the two-fire co-op adventure, Orbital.

[06:34:49] I wanna play this game!

[06:34:51] Protect your home.

[06:34:52] How did you get a video about this game?

[06:34:53] Orbital.

[06:34:55] There are many interstellar areas to explore.

[06:34:58] How did you get a video about this game?

[06:35:00] Make a path.

[06:35:03] Activate your fighters and time of the beat.

[06:35:07] Escape from incoming enemies and more.

[06:35:10] Brave the dangers ahead in your voyage through the stars.

[06:35:14] Wow.

[06:35:15] Two players can also work together locally or online using gamechairs.

[06:35:19] Work together and overcome the crisis of the cosmos.

[06:35:24] Orbital launches exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system, September 3rd.

[06:35:29] Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop.

[06:35:33] Churning through the glade of dreams in this bold reimagining of Rayman Legends.

[06:35:39] When a shadowy villain starts spreading corruption,

[06:35:42] It's up to Rayman and his friends to leave the line and hush the way through shining a colorful world

[06:35:50] Drive dragons across realms

[06:35:53] Dive into four new musical stages and enjoy more added content

[06:35:59] Up to four players can go out on a limb in local co-op

[06:36:03] You can also play a week

[06:36:07] Using game share locally or online

[06:36:10] Rayman legends retold

[06:36:12] Launches on Nintendo switch to October 1st

[06:36:22] Lost with friends in this online co-op walking and talking adventure

[06:36:32] Rimming with challenges puzzles and lots of things to discover

[06:36:42] he'll find your way around use all sorts of tools to stay

[06:36:48] attached and figure out new methods of communicating if you're in a pickle

[06:36:55] you might even be a little unconventional

[06:37:06] you're not quite up to a vetoring you can always just relax with your pilots

[06:37:12] Oh my god, this looks right so much fun.

[06:37:16] Or steal something from a friend and kick it into the ocean.

[06:37:22] You know, the usual stuff.

[06:37:25] You can also use mouse controls or hang out with friends using cross-platform play.

[06:37:32] After all, spending quality time together is the best part of a...

[06:37:37] What is coming out?

[06:37:38] Big wall.

[06:37:39] Big wall.

[06:37:40] Trolling on to Nintendo switch to August 4th August 4th for everybody season the seas

[06:37:55] Your very own flow. Oh my god. No stop a one-piece

[06:38:03] restaurant cooking game

[06:38:10] Putting the restaurant with the straw hat crew.

[06:38:15] Cook up recipes with saunji.

[06:38:19] Craft the menu.

[06:38:22] Decorate it to your liking.

[06:38:24] Oh my god, I'm playing this in my house!

[06:38:26] Then serve your customers as you run the restaurant.

[06:38:30] By searching for and collecting ingredients, you'll expand your menu offerings.

[06:38:35] Use devil fruit abilities to prepare piping hot steaks or whip up tongue-tingling ta-ta

[06:38:43] noodles.

[06:38:44] You can make all sorts of delicious dishes.

[06:38:49] Spend in-game money to change up the restaurant's interior and expand it to attract even more

[06:38:56] customers.

[06:38:59] Over 400 characters from the one-piece series will appear.

[06:39:02] Oh my god.

[06:39:03] controls. Why hasn't this existed before? Holy shit. I didn't know I needed this in my life, but I do.

[06:39:09] Also supported on Nintendo Switch 2. Get ready for a feast of epic proportions in...

[06:39:17] This is 3 AM of my game.

[06:39:24] Available October 23rd, 2026.

[06:39:33] I WON!

[06:39:35] I WON!

[06:39:37] I WON!

[06:39:39] I WON!

[06:39:41] I WON!

[06:39:43] I WON!

[06:39:45] I WON!

[06:39:47] Holy shit.

[06:39:49] I WON!

[06:39:51] I WON!

[06:39:53] I WON!

[06:39:55] I WON!

[06:39:57] I'm so happy!

[06:39:59] Sailing on to the Nintendo Switch 2

[06:40:01] And Nintendo Switch systems October 22nd.

[06:40:04] This is time for fellow Weedmas! Yes!

[06:40:08] Oh, a Pocopia DLC already?

[06:40:15] I-

[06:40:16] I really liked Pocopia. I- I liked it. I- I can't say I didn't like it, cause I did.

[06:40:21] It's just...

[06:40:22] The fucking Pokemon are so annoying, bro. Like,

[06:40:25] Every time I would go on Pocopia, I'd feel so much anxiety because I just feel like,

[06:40:29] Holy shit, these motherfuckers just want me to work all day.

[06:40:32] They're all running up to you and screaming at you and crying at you, and they just want you to do everything.

[06:40:37] And I was just like, I'm overwhelmed, bro.

[06:40:38] I just want to...

[06:40:40] I just spent the whole time running away from them.

[06:40:43] Every single time I went on Pokopi, I realized that I would run to find that fucking balloon thing

[06:40:47] to take me away from the fucking Pokemon on my fucking island.

[06:40:59] You can go under the sea now, under the sea.

[06:41:03] Keep adventuring in Pokemon Pokopia, even beneath the sea.

[06:41:07] Explore the world on the ocean floor with a free update.

[06:41:11] By using the new move dive, you can enjoy life with Pokemon living under the sea.

[06:41:17] Plant grass.

[06:41:20] Build structures.

[06:41:22] Under the sea.

[06:41:24] better. This free update is scheduled to release in August 2026.

[06:41:30] Wow, somnitica. Pocopia.

[06:41:33] And there's more. The Pokemon Pocopia expansion pass paid DLC is on the way. Discover a brand

[06:41:41] new town, Bubbly Basin. There you'll find new furniture, new outfits, and new friends.

[06:41:50] new furniture, new outfits.

[06:41:53] Not gonna lie, that looks just like the same shit

[06:41:56] we were always wearing, bro.

[06:41:58] I'm just saying, maybe.

[06:42:00] Am I going crazy?

[06:42:03] It just literally looks the same.

[06:42:06] Eggie!

[06:42:08] Eggie, thank you for the red outfit on Great Street.

[06:42:11] Thank you for the red dropping in.

[06:42:14] Thank you for dropping in.

[06:42:15] We're looking at the Nintendo Direct

[06:42:16] because I haven't watched it yet.

[06:42:17] This is my first time.

[06:42:19] and new friends.

[06:42:20] I love you guys.

[06:42:24] Did you play Fear of the Fallen?

[06:42:26] Did you play Fear of the Fallen?

[06:42:28] I played Fear of the Fallen with Shia.

[06:42:29] That shit was crazy.

[06:42:33] You know, I like the game.

[06:42:34] I just wish I wouldn't have kept my milking machine.

[06:42:36] Holy shit.

[06:42:37] Past Paid DLC will be available later today on Nintendo eShop.

[06:42:44] Part 1 of the Paid DLC of Bubbly Basin launches this August.

[06:42:48] Part 2 and Part 3 will launch at a later date.

[06:42:52] I wonder what for more details in the future.

[06:42:55] What are some of the details for the next parts?

[06:42:58] Wear a polka-metal.

[06:43:00] Ooh!

[06:43:02] Well...

[06:43:04] You got stuck in a death loop?

[06:43:05] We kinda like got stuck too, but we-we-we got out of it after a while.

[06:43:11] I think we're more stuck in a loop about a fucking cow game.

[06:43:16] We hope you're looking forward to more content for Pokemon Pocopia, be a free update and

[06:43:24] pay DLC.

[06:43:26] Next, please take a look at this.

[06:43:36] This is the Dagden Empire, a prosperous land ruled by the gods.

[06:43:42] The capital, Daxian, plays host to the heroic games, the winner of which is granted one wish.

[06:43:49] One wish?

[06:43:50] Powerful fighters from across the land have gathered to participate.

[06:43:58] Fire emblem!

[06:44:00] These notes won't end weaned.

[06:44:03] The story revolves around four heroes.

[06:44:06] Kai, a young boy determined to win the games to save his imprisoned father.

[06:44:12] Dietrich, a swordsman ever on the line for a stronger foe.

[06:44:17] The Adora, a queen she has to fulfill the long-held dream of her homeland.

[06:44:23] And Lita, a musician with her sights set on revenge.

[06:44:28] Oh, I like her!

[06:44:33] I like her!

[06:44:43] I'll be in the bar!

[06:44:46] Enough!

[06:44:49] Whoa!

[06:44:52] I'm figuring it out!

[06:44:53] I'm figuring it out!

[06:44:55] Whoa! Greenhaired!

[06:44:58] Or travel beyond Daxian's walls to gain experience.

[06:45:03] Woo!

[06:45:05] How you spend your free time is up to you.

[06:45:11] Combat takes the form of turn-based tactical battles.

[06:45:15] Consider your weapons range.

[06:45:18] And your unit's strengths on the battlefield.

[06:45:23] I've never played any Fire Emblem games, to be honest.

[06:45:26] Each of the four main characters comes with their own special techniques

[06:45:32] By using these techniques to the fullest you might turn the tide of battle

[06:45:41] Rejoice with me

[06:45:43] At the advent of the underworld

[06:45:49] Upon the promised

[06:45:51] Who will route you here?

[06:45:53] And guide the living to save you?

[06:45:55] Admirably didn't fight Emblem game.

[06:45:57] How did it feel?

[06:45:58] I don't know.

[06:45:59] To upheave the world.

[06:46:01] Whoa!

[06:46:02] Ready?

[06:46:06] Begone from us.

[06:46:09] The doggast!

[06:46:10] I don't trust you.

[06:46:17] Howdy I am Fire Emblem.

[06:46:19] Fortune's Wii launches the Dragon, but she's green, which means she's automatically Hadoop.

[06:46:25] There will be a special edition of the Fire Emblem, Fortune's Wii, and Gatot.

[06:46:28] Only one person that's green can exist, and that's Hadoop.

[06:46:31] Please look forward to it.

[06:46:33] Let's continue with some more headlines.

[06:46:40] Welcome to the next level of Ninja Battles.

[06:46:49] What is this?

[06:46:53] The first part of Ninja La 2 is sneaking onto Nintendo Switch 2.

[06:46:58] After accidentally breaking a forbidden seal, you're stranded on an uncharted planet, overcome

[06:47:08] the dangers lurking here to safely return to Earth in this open world action adventure.

[06:47:15] Use Ninja Gum to freely traverse this vast world in search of clues to get back home.

[06:47:23] You can also blow a bubble to float in the air.

[06:47:27] Defeat enemies blocking your path with weapons crafted from Ninja Gum.

[06:47:32] In the room, what?

[06:47:34] Eat and summon buddies with Gum Ninjutsu to unleash powerful attacks.

[06:47:39] Additionally, after poor Ninja can team up in local or online multiplayer to chew through

[06:47:44] tough battles. The first part of Nintola 2, the uncharted planet, launches exclusively

[06:47:52] on the Nintendo Switch 2 system next spring. The DK Challenge barrels in.

[06:47:59] Buggy Kong! Coming to Nintendo Switch Online on Nintendo

[06:48:04] Switch 2, the limited time DK Challenge event. Take on challenges across many Donkey Kong games

[06:48:12] available with Nintendo Classics.

[06:48:16] By completing them, you can earn and enjoy collectible digital challenge cards.

[06:48:22] And if you have Donkey Kong Venanza, you can attempt even more challenges.

[06:48:31] Try out Once Geared for Beginners, or take on developer challenges for something with

[06:48:36] a bit more punch.

[06:48:40] We discovered Donkey Kong games, play challenges, and complete your competitive!

[06:48:46] DK Challenge can be accessed via the Nintendo Switch online app on the home menu of your

[06:48:52] Nintendo Switch 2.

[06:48:53] You'll be able to fowl through these limited time challenges starting later today.

[06:48:59] Plus, in the Donkey Kong Venanza, DK Island and Emerald Rush pay DLC, a limited time

[06:49:08] collaboration with Super Mario Brothers breaking through enjoy outfits for G. K. and Pauline

[06:49:15] Oh my god Pauline is wearing Louis's outfit and he has a mustache!

[06:49:20] Super Mushrooms, question blocks and more experience Emerald Rush as you've never seen

[06:49:30] before with the Super Mario Brothers twist.

[06:49:33] A-wah!

[06:49:34] Holy shi-

[06:49:34] It's 9 o'clock!

[06:49:35] And on the week after we start the next day!

[06:49:37] We'll be held in four waves with the first wave beginning later today.

[06:49:47] From the creators of Vampires and Vibrations...

[06:49:48] Oh, are they gonna be Vampire Crawlers?

[06:49:52] I still haven't played that game.

[06:49:54] Wait, what?

[06:49:55] The latest game from the makers of Vampires and Vibrations...

[06:49:58] Oh!

[06:49:58] jujutsu kaisen rumble survived the time has to spell onto Nintendo switch to

[06:50:05] eight players can compete online for the top spot in this survivors Royale

[06:50:12] players don't battle directly instead take down enemies on your own map to

[06:50:18] earn points each time you run 500 points you can add a rule to your run I was

[06:50:24] The last thing I was expecting was the match culminates in a head to head final battle

[06:50:30] between the top two players.

[06:50:33] Who will be the final survivor?

[06:50:36] More than 20 characters from the Jujutsu Kaisen series appear.

[06:50:40] Characters can be unlocked just by playing.

[06:50:43] Battle online with players near and far, or go it alone against computer controlled opponents.

[06:50:49] Exercise curses, dominate rivals, and rise to the top.

[06:50:52] You can see Kaisen Rumble survive a time, launches on Nintendo Switch 2 this year.

[06:50:57] Calling game the game.

[06:51:00] Finally, quick new experience for calling games are failed.

[06:51:11] GORBLOBALIC TEAM!

[06:51:22] Master brutal melee combat, devastating sorceries, and lethal ranged attacks.

[06:51:29] Test your mettle against towering abominations on your journey across the realms of the living and the dead.

[06:51:37] A hero must rise for a god to fall.

[06:51:42] Lords of the Fallen 2, launch an entire search to this fall.

[06:51:47] Fallen into fall!

[06:51:52] Enter a darkly elegant world based on the story of Pinocchio in Lies of Pea.

[06:52:01] It's based on Pinocchio? I'm just kidding, I already knew that.

[06:52:11] Based on the story of Pinocchio in Lies of Pea.

[06:52:15] In a city under siege, you must fight rampaging mechanical puppets and seek the cause of this

[06:52:23] upheaval while confronting your own humanity.

[06:52:27] Take on enemies using customizable weapons and prosthetic arms that allow you to swap

[06:52:32] between different abilities.

[06:52:35] But know this, the lives you tell will differ in abilities.

[06:52:38] Oh are you a human puppet?

[06:52:40] Oh shit, do we have to make choices in the game?

[06:52:43] I'm a puppet.

[06:52:44] This the lies you tell will alter your fate

[06:52:50] Like it to turn into something lies of P complete edition which includes overture a

[06:52:55] Prequel expansion to the main game launches on the Nintendo switch to system August 6th

[06:53:01] Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo. We saw

[06:53:07] Recent entry in the legendary devil

[06:53:11] Slashing its way onto Nintendo switch to

[06:53:14] We played this!

[06:53:18] Oh my god, that motherfucker!

[06:53:21] We played this!

[06:53:28] That was a favorite dream of mine!

[06:53:32] It's in!

[06:53:33] Lines are cheap, isn't Dark Souls like that's been out for a while now on other consoles,

[06:53:38] and it's very good, even has a pretty fun DLC.

[06:53:41] I know I played it on stream for a little bit, but I never, I never went all the way, I just tried it out.

[06:53:46] High Octane Combat at 60 frames per second, in both TV mode and handheld mode, plus additional content such as battle tracks,

[06:53:56] character colors, and Devil Breaker weapons for Nero are included.

[06:54:01] Devil May Cry 5, Devil Hunter Edition launches on Nintendo Switch 2, June 23rd.

[06:54:08] Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop.

[06:54:13] Enter a mystical era.

[06:54:16] Keep an independent past.

[06:54:18] Six souls determined to forge their own destinies.

[06:54:22] So you're looking for some runaway ninja named Qiskie?

[06:54:26] We still have some unfinished business in this world.

[06:54:29] I shall meet them, please.

[06:54:32] Let's show a wee farm that has speed.

[06:54:35] You've sent me to die seven days from now.

[06:54:38] Please don't repent if I were you.

[06:54:41] An action RPG for the ages.

[06:54:44] What feat awaits those who wield the demon blades?

[06:54:49] Mora Morsa, Revenant of Blade.

[06:54:53] I want to play these because I'm just gonna be real the only reason why I want to play

[06:55:02] these is because the dub sounds fucking crazy.

[06:55:06] The dub sounds absolutely insane and it makes me laugh and I want to play them all.

[06:55:13] I want to play them because of the dub.

[06:55:18] I want the Welsh Cat girl.

[06:55:23] All three games run at 60 frames per second,

[06:55:26] with 4K resolution in TV mode, or full HD in handheld mode.

[06:55:34] In-game cutscenes also have enhanced resolution and frame rate.

[06:55:40] I wanna play the mode! Put it on the list, though! Put it on the list!

[06:55:45] Put it on the list!

[06:55:48] I don't got the list though!

[06:56:06] It's so blurry!

[06:56:18] The digital version of Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition, Nintendo Switch 2 Edition and the Upgrade Pack will be available later today.

[06:56:27] The physical version launches on July 30th.

[06:56:30] Both Xenoblade 3 shot me in the heart, almost cried more tears than my tears. Holy, uh oh, that's sad.

[06:56:36] The Nintendo Switch 2 editions of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and Xenoblade Chronicles 3 will be available on the dates shown on screen.

[06:56:48] Three Xenoblade Chronicles games are getting Nintendo Switch 2 editions.

[06:56:54] New features will be added to each title, so we hope you'll check them out.

[06:57:00] And...

[06:57:01] I'm calling everything Slop, you plebians!

[06:57:04] No!

[06:57:05] Story in the Xenoblade series is about to begin.

[06:57:08] Here are some early moments from the game.

[06:57:10] We're gonna keep on calling everything Slop!

[06:57:15] Sloppy Slop Slop!

[06:57:17] Anima is the source of the world.

[06:57:20] What is it?

[06:57:21] It is the same as always.

[06:57:22] It is the same as always.

[06:57:24] It is the same as always.

[06:57:26] Everything that creates the world,

[06:57:29] the Anima that is called the Earth,

[06:57:31] is the one who changes the form.

[06:57:34] And to resolve the battle,

[06:57:37] it is the same as always.

[06:57:38] Anima and that character are the ones who design and paint the world.

[06:57:41] This is pretty.

[06:58:08] Really?

[06:58:38] I'll give you the limit of the inner world!

[06:58:43] I'll use it.

[06:58:45] I'll kill you with a small stone.

[06:58:47] You don't need a prime soul.

[06:58:48] Seiji, take them with you to the anime.

[06:58:52] I'll go back to that place.

[06:58:59] Now, let's get started.

[06:59:04] That's pretty.

[06:59:08] What the fuck are you guys not burning up in shame what the fuck

[06:59:25] Oh my gosh, yeah!

[06:59:39] Wait, am I going crazy?

[06:59:45] It was like the land goal...

[06:59:47] Is the sky the ocean?

[06:59:55] Why do you keep pooping?

[06:59:58] Oh my god!

[07:00:01] Xenoblade...

[07:00:03] Genesis... wow this looks like fun!

[07:00:06] Oh this looks really fun!

[07:00:11] 2027...

[07:00:13] Put it on the list!

[07:00:17] Put it on the list!

[07:00:18] Put it on the list!

[07:00:19] Put it on the list!

[07:00:22] Please look forward to future updates!

[07:00:24] Well, is the sky the ocean or what? How do you see the sun from?

[07:00:27] Like, where's the sun at?

[07:00:28] Please take a look at this.

[07:00:29] That doesn't make any sense.

[07:00:31] Welcome to Woohoo Island.

[07:00:34] Woohoo Island?

[07:00:36] Woohoo!

[07:00:37] All kinds of sports.

[07:00:38] Coming to Nintendo Switch 2.

[07:00:40] Nintendo Switch Sports Group.

[07:00:42] The latest game in the series.

[07:00:44] A Woohoo Island.

[07:00:45] Use the Joy-Con 2 controllers as rackets.

[07:00:47] Bows.

[07:00:49] Oh, try to know what this means.

[07:00:51] Or even handles.

[07:00:54] There are 12 sports to choose from.

[07:00:59] All with the ability to play a challenge counter again.

[07:01:02] Another match!

[07:01:03] Out another match!

[07:01:04] Punch, guard, counter, and out maneuver for the knockout and boxing.

[07:01:09] Knock my ass out, bro.

[07:01:11] Make quick shots to keep your opponent on their toes.

[07:01:14] In table tennis.

[07:01:16] Sports box!

[07:01:17] You have to be careful of the target and let that arrow fly in archery.

[07:01:22] Enjoy rallies with different types of shots in tennis

[07:01:27] Oh, see, you got a mole

[07:01:30] and spike and volleyball

[07:01:34] Moli or give it a spin to strike big in bowl

[07:01:39] dribble

[07:01:40] and shoot to score in basketball

[07:01:44] Adjust your power then swing your club in golf

[07:01:52] The battle is one-thumb wrestling, what the fuck?

[07:01:55] Beat-in-thumb wrestling, and ride through the course, using mouse control.

[07:02:00] In skateboarding.

[07:02:03] Steer with handles, and go off along the reeds.

[07:02:07] In power cruising, tilt the controller, and fly around freely in prop plane.

[07:02:18] Plus, you can warm up for these sports with jump rope.

[07:02:22] You can create and play as a sports me or me character. Oh

[07:02:29] You can go back the classic

[07:02:42] Enjoy playing all kinds of sports on Nintendo switch to

[07:02:47] Nintendo switch sports resort launches

[07:02:49] exclusively on the Nintendo Switch 2 system, October 22nd.

[07:02:53] Pre-orders begin later today on Nintendo eShop.

[07:02:58] Nintendo Switch Sports Resort is coming to Nintendo Switch 2.

[07:03:03] We showed all the sports included, but since we have the opportunity,

[07:03:07] let's try one of the new sports, thumb wrestling.

[07:03:13] Before the match, let's go over the rules.

[07:03:16] Hold down your opponent's thumb for three seconds and you'll win.

[07:03:20] If yours gets pinned, just shake the controller to break free.

[07:03:26] What the heck is this?

[07:03:28] It'll get bigger and stronger.

[07:03:31] What is that big ass thumb? What the fuck?

[07:03:34] That's horrifying!

[07:03:40] AHHHH! What is that big ass thumb?

[07:03:43] I don't like this! Ewww!

[07:03:46] Or just like this.

[07:03:47] Ewww! I hate everything about this. I do not like this. This is so gross.

[07:03:52] I do not. I fucking hate this.

[07:03:55] Billy Vail Fetish, why are the hands so like...

[07:04:00] They're like...

[07:04:02] It's like when a foot artist like draws a foot. Like the hands are so like detailed. It's so strange.

[07:04:07] Here we go. Let's have a good match.

[07:04:13] Oh, got him right away.

[07:04:16] What is this clip?

[07:04:23] They did not just do this to this man.

[07:04:29] They broke free.

[07:04:32] They did not just do this to this man.

[07:04:35] Oh, we bought thumbs.

[07:04:37] Oh, they broke free again.

[07:04:42] Oh my god, their hands are getting so big.

[07:04:45] This is so strange. This is the weirdest shit I have ever watched. What am I looking at?

[07:04:51] Is it already a meme? Oh my god.

[07:04:54] Is it a jorking a meme? Holy shit.

[07:04:58] You have to keep them pinned.

[07:05:02] No, wait, wait.

[07:05:04] You know if Nintendo were to say that sportsmates are a subspecies of Mises, I wouldn't be so

[07:05:13] sour about the sportsmates.

[07:05:15] What the fuck?

[07:05:17] I mean, guys, there's no way, there is no way they didn't realize this.

[07:05:28] There ain't no fucking way, bro.

[07:05:30] Ain't no fucking, this is diabolical.

[07:05:32] What the fuck?

[07:05:33] Ain't no fucking way to do this. They know what they're doing. This is crazy.

[07:05:39] There's no more cameras.

[07:05:48] Ahahahahaha!

[07:05:51] Breakout!

[07:05:52] Phew!

[07:05:53] Oh...

[07:05:55] I was worried for a second there.

[07:05:57] Ahahahahaha!

[07:05:59] Oh! Go, go, go!

[07:06:01] This is a family game! Come down everyone! Come down!

[07:06:17] This is insane!

[07:06:18] Ain't no way it's a fucking remote now!

[07:06:20] No!

[07:06:25] EW! EW!

[07:06:26] The fact that the hand, the fingers get bigger is so weird. I don't like it.

[07:06:35] I just, I fucking hate that shit. Ew, I hate it. I hate it. What the fuck? I hate everything about this.

[07:06:43] Why did they make this? My goodness!

[07:06:49] Why did they make this, bro?

[07:06:56] Why did they make this?

[07:07:01] Okay, now I'm starting to sparkle and the nail got bigger.

[07:07:07] Hold on a second.

[07:07:09] That's not how it's supposed to go.

[07:07:11] It's okay.

[07:07:12] Everything is fine.

[07:07:14] I remember it turned to normal.

[07:07:17] Just stop.

[07:07:19] Wait, no, what?

[07:07:20] Sparkling again.

[07:07:21] Now let's try.

[07:07:22] Good on him for testing out his own game, bro.

[07:07:25] Good on him for doing this.

[07:07:26] Good on him.

[07:07:27] Uh, wait.

[07:07:28] Wait a minute.

[07:07:29] Ah.

[07:07:30] Ah.

[07:07:31] Ah.

[07:07:32] I lost.

[07:07:33] This is so weird.

[07:07:34] Please wait a little longer for Nintendo's Ruff's Skates Resort.

[07:07:42] Let's move on to more headlines.

[07:07:49] by the land ruled by dragons.

[07:07:53] The world of RuneScape comes to Nintendo Switch 2.

[07:07:57] An ancient power has awakened

[07:07:59] on the forgotten continent of Ashenfall.

[07:08:02] Ah!

[07:08:05] Explore a land infused with magic

[07:08:09] and uncover lost secrets on your journey

[07:08:11] to face the dragon queen.

[07:08:14] In this survival crafting adventure,

[07:08:17] Delve into the mysteries of Ashenpaw amongst the ruins of fallen civilizations

[07:08:23] On your expedition harness the land's transformative magic to gather resources

[07:08:30] crack gear and

[07:08:32] build shelter

[07:08:34] Then step into battle

[07:08:37] Coach weapons sharpen your skills and face the danger that awaits

[07:08:47] Secrets and challenge dragons in

[07:08:59] I don't know like I really want to play it, but there's something about it. They're like I

[07:09:04] Don't know I can't put my finger on it. I really do want to play it though

[07:09:08] Um, I really do want to try it, but it's like there's just something about it that kind of like makes me hesitate

[07:09:14] Has the team?

[07:09:19] Is this me or does it feel kinda like...

[07:09:21] ...CNP? I don't know.

[07:09:24] I don't know, maybe I'm... I don't know.

[07:09:26] Yeah, I know Amalight things.

[07:09:44] Get on board for these games.

[07:09:50] Customize your own avatar and play in the adorable world of Hello Kitty Party Land.

[07:10:00] Customize your own avatar and play in the adorable world of Hello Kitty Party Land.

[07:10:06] Can't the girl be my friend?

[07:10:08] Join the party with over 40 character themed minigames

[07:10:12] and several board games.

[07:10:15] There are over 140 Sanrio characters to meet.

[07:10:20] Plus, you can choose from 16 partner characters,

[07:10:24] collect stickers,

[07:10:26] and so much more!

[07:10:28] Hello Kitty Party Land launches exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2

[07:10:33] Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch.

[07:10:35] Put it on the list! Put it on the list!

[07:10:37] Let's get down there and finish the job.

[07:10:39] Put it on the list! Wait, when does it come out?

[07:10:41] Launch is exclusively on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch.

[07:10:45] Put it on the list! Go! Put it on the list! Go!

[07:10:48] Let's get down there and finish the job.

[07:10:54] What is that? Oh, it's that guy.

[07:10:57] Last off, for adventure across the Lilat system with Fox McCloud and his crew.

[07:11:02] Star Fox launches on Nintendo Switch 2, June 25th.

[07:11:15] A free demo that includes a tutorial.

[07:11:18] We'll pause, we'll pause, we'll pause for the ad bros.

[07:11:32] And is there a problem with how Kitty being mouse up approved immediately?

[07:11:57] What the heck?

[07:11:59] Women, yes.

[07:12:02] Is that a remake of the game?

[07:12:07] I heard that this game is like a remake of the other game, and all the levels are the same.

[07:12:13] It's just remain.

[07:12:15] Stuff for today.

[07:12:18] I've never played this game, so I wouldn't know.

[07:12:23] I've never played this game in my life.

[07:12:30] Did you know that it's Sunday night?

[07:12:32] I mean, it's Sunday morning?

[07:12:34] It's not Sunday night, it's Sunday morning.

[07:12:36] I just know it's Sunday.

[07:12:38] Did you know that?

[07:12:39] Did you know that it's Sunday?

[07:12:49] It's already Sunday.

[07:12:50] I just said it's Sunday!

[07:12:53] You said it! You said it!

[07:12:58] That's what I said!

[07:13:06] Just make a conversation!

[07:13:08] God! You'll collage tomorrow?

[07:13:12] Oh no, not collage.

[07:13:16] I can't even say the word collage properly. That's why I'm not in it.

[07:13:23] Is disclosure day movie good?

[07:13:49] I don't know, I'm hearing conflicting reports about the movie.

[07:13:53] Many conflicting reports, to be honest. I don't know what to expect.

[07:13:57] Uh, I don't know, I don't know. I'm not really sure. I don't know.

[07:14:01] Has anybody seen it? I feel like mostly accounts to talk about are fucking bots.

[07:14:19] I'm sorry.

[07:14:48] I want to be honest, I feel like most of those UFO communities are blots too.

[07:15:01] I don't know man, am I wrong in feeling that way?

[07:15:07] I just feel like.

[07:15:08] A lot of this shit is just not real.

[07:15:16] I watched a video about like, bot farms and stuff, and I'm like, holy shit.

[07:15:20] I'm starting to think nothing is fucking real anymore.

[07:15:31] Hmm, I'm literally starting to think nothing is fucking real.

[07:15:37] Are you guys real? Hello?

[07:15:40] Are we real?

[07:15:42] Am I real? Of course I'm real. I'm here. I'm here and I'm real. And I have no fucking

[07:15:51] life. That's why I'm here. Isn't that why we're all here? I'm just kidding. I'm sure

[07:15:57] you guys have lives. You guys have a lot of things to do. MAMA LEVEL! I don't want to

[07:16:03] your life bro. I'm skidin' it. You're skidin' it! Get outta here!

[07:16:33] Don't don't

[07:16:51] Get outta here fucking seducer

[07:17:03] Oh, friendly, with the crystal, what's this?

[07:17:14] Fantastic!

[07:17:16] Oh!

[07:17:17] Whoa!

[07:17:18] Get ready for the first Final Fantasy game in HD2D.

[07:17:30] the first Final Fantasy game in HD2D, Final Fantasy Resonance.

[07:17:38] This is Lattice, a last world that has prospered through the power of crystals.

[07:17:43] But after the invasion of the Veritas, this once thriving world

[07:17:47] has lost its break of annihilation.

[07:17:52] Now rain, a knight of Grand Shelf, must journey across the realm with his companions

[07:17:57] to stop the Veritas.

[07:18:00] What? I wanna play this!

[07:18:02] In thrilling turn-based battles,

[07:18:04] call upon visions,

[07:18:06] iconic Final Fantasy heroes from other worlds

[07:18:09] to take down monsters.

[07:18:11] Can you uncover the truth behind the Veritas?

[07:18:15] And the secrets that crystals hold?

[07:18:18] Wait, does that mean we can summon, like,

[07:18:20] Final Fantasy...

[07:18:21] Wait.

[07:18:22] ...conic Final Fantasy heroes from other worlds

[07:18:24] to take down monsters?

[07:18:27] Can you uncover the truth behind the veritas and the secrets the oh my god

[07:18:32] What if I do a full run of summoning nothing but squall holy shit?

[07:18:39] Final Fantasy

[07:18:41] On the Nintendo switch to and Nintendo switch system. Hey, what the fuck? Why is everything coming out in October? What the fuck? Oh?

[07:18:50] My god

[07:18:52] I don't see

[07:18:57] Oh yeah, GTA. Wait, doesn't GTA come out in November? No wonder. Everybody's like,

[07:19:08] we gotta get our shit out quick before it's too late for us and everybody's gonna fucking

[07:19:13] get GTA. The honestly thing is gonna come out in November. They'll probably like delete

[07:19:19] I'll show you one more time.

[07:19:46] It's October 22nd

[07:19:49] This game is a really, really old mobile game.

[07:19:54] PicoNico returns in a new 3D puzzle exploration adventure.

[07:19:59] What do you giant fruit, malevolent robot,

[07:20:01] a bad blob, tomatoes,

[07:20:03] and an all-powerful potato have in common?

[07:20:06] Oh, it's a potato?

[07:20:07] Oh.

[07:20:08] Other than a shadowy conspiracy, of course.

[07:20:10] A what?

[07:20:11] I'm sorry, what?

[07:20:12] Other than a shadowy conspiracy, of course.

[07:20:15] Of course the hand thing now feet, gigantic feet in games, what's going on here?

[07:20:22] Meet a cavalcade of curious characters, each with their own problems and puzzles to solve.

[07:20:30] But beneath this seemingly happy world lies a sinister plot to squeeze the locals for all their work.

[07:20:37] Time to join the resistance by using Piku's surprising abilities.

[07:20:42] Help solve the people's problems in surprising and downright, oddball ways.

[07:20:47] Feeling baffled by these affable denizens?

[07:20:50] Embrace these strange encounters and bring about an ultimatum of the standard.

[07:20:55] And in this sequel, navigate and explore in full 3D as you discover the secrets of this

[07:21:01] bid.

[07:21:02] Navigate and explore in full 3D.

[07:21:04] If he falls off that and lands on the floor, is he gonna like, splat?

[07:21:07] 3D, as you discover the secrets of this vivid, colourful world.

[07:21:12] Get ready to wander, solve, and gossip in...

[07:21:16] PIKUNIKU 2, launching on Nintendo Switch 2 next year.

[07:21:25] Prepare for...

[07:21:26] Prepare for...

[07:21:27] Old...

[07:21:28] An all-new...

[07:21:30] Brian Bled.

[07:21:31] Monster-filled adventure!

[07:21:34] That's a good one, Chris.

[07:21:37] Prepare for all the Dairy Queen!

[07:21:43] Two girls found themselves lost in the kingdom of Witherwood.

[07:21:47] Thank goodness.

[07:21:50] Thank goodness they look beautiful again.

[07:21:55] Thank goodness they look beautiful again, holy shit.

[07:21:58] What's amongst you fancy?

[07:21:59] Scout it!

[07:22:01] I don't know, I don't know, bro.

[07:22:02] The last game, what was the last game that came out?

[07:22:06] The character design just did not look that cute.

[07:22:12] They looked kind of like off.

[07:22:13] That's not all!

[07:22:19] My body does kinda suck.

[07:22:26] But they're cool, reading a grave.

[07:22:37] Now, take on the most fearsome of foes!

[07:22:41] With a team that's uniquely your own.

[07:22:48] This is not a queue!

[07:22:49] A venture is calling!

[07:22:51] And is monstrously fun!

[07:22:53] Yeah, it's a girl, but what happened?

[07:22:55] You can quest monsters!

[07:22:56] The Wizard World!

[07:22:58] The Wizard World, though!

[07:23:00] Huh. About time you got here.

[07:23:03] Oh, she's so cute. What the fuck?

[07:23:05] Is this dustblood? Please say yes.

[07:23:12] I'm awaiting. I need a morphe all the way.

[07:23:16] Any more information, please?

[07:23:21] Okay?

[07:23:22] Upon the ancient blood sovereign's honor.

[07:23:25] Wow, that was pretty cool.

[07:23:51] It looks like it's like a testicle hanging.

[07:23:55] Nice.

[07:23:58] Crats?

[07:23:59] You're finally here.

[07:24:02] Worthy spirit.

[07:24:07] That's it! That's all you're gonna give us! Please!

[07:24:10] Stop!

[07:24:14] Close network test summer?

[07:24:16] Oh shit.

[07:24:19] God damn it.

[07:24:20] Why you do this to us?

[07:24:22] From Soft.

[07:24:25] Oh, how was that next we have more news about an upcoming treasure hunting game

[07:24:37] I'm like I'm like I want to play it, but like

[07:24:43] I'm worried. I don't know. I hope it's good

[07:24:46] I'm ready.

[07:24:48] Hey everyone, here's some fresh news about Splatoon Raiders, a new single-player focused

[07:24:58] adventure.

[07:24:59] What?

[07:25:00] Check out this neat little place, the hideout ship out of the water.

[07:25:04] There's Deep Cut, a trio of swashbuckling musicians.

[07:25:08] And this scrappy individual, that's you.

[07:25:10] Let's call this handy youth the mechanic.

[07:25:14] The four of them are using the hideout ship as their hub, hunting for treasure across

[07:25:19] these land masses, the Spiralite Outs.

[07:25:22] Alright, time for a quick dive.

[07:25:30] Looks like the treasure thereafter is at the base of those lights, but there's a bunch

[07:25:36] of aggressive creatures called Salmonids in the way.

[07:25:39] And when you get too close, they'll attack immediately.

[07:25:44] The Salmonids aren't pushovers either, so you shouldn't go it alone.

[07:25:50] That's where this comes in, the Exploration Bot.

[07:25:54] A member of Deep Cut Pilots adoring your treasure hunts and attacks automatically.

[07:26:00] Launches you in the air for extra time when your chest comes in.

[07:26:03] The Exploration Bot.

[07:26:04] It looks like they're not even sitting, it looks like they're laid down to be in this robot.

[07:26:08] A member of Deep Cut pilots it during your treasure hunts and attacks automatically.

[07:26:14] Launches you in the air for extra height.

[07:26:17] It even gets out of the bot to unleash special moves like this.

[07:26:23] You'll also get support in the form of gadgets.

[07:26:27] There's one that continuously fires ink after it's placed.

[07:26:33] Another that slices through enemies.

[07:26:35] enemies. Another that spins ink around you and more. And the best part? You can use them together.

[07:26:44] It'd be nice if that made things easier though.

[07:26:49] Wow. So to recap, do not underestimate the salmonates. Yikes, this is tougher than it looks.

[07:26:58] Oh my god, that's a lot going on bro. The only powerful ones around here.

[07:27:03] To battles, you, the mechanic, will also get drawn by leveling up.

[07:27:09] And you can customize all sorts of upgrades to fit your play style.

[07:27:16] Looks like time's up.

[07:27:18] There are even more details to cover in the upcoming Splatoon Raiders Direct, airing on June 30th.

[07:27:25] And in the smart device app Nintendo today see the story events leading up to Splatoon Raiders with

[07:27:32] daily comics ahead of launch plus in collaboration with this game there's gonna be a special Splatfest

[07:27:38] in Splatoon 3. The game looks like it's about Splatoon Raiders. Details will be announced.

[07:27:44] I'm sorry every time I think about Splatoon I always think about those VTubers that were playing

[07:27:53] fucking Splatoon and the green screen the splatter stuff and

[07:28:00] here look out for more info in the future don't forget to check this out

[07:28:06] remember

[07:28:10] so you're trying not to get banned

[07:28:14] like a race to see who's getting full first or something so what did you think

[07:28:19] Splatoon Raiders is just around the corner.

[07:28:22] Don't make it weird?

[07:28:23] We'll also be released-

[07:28:24] How am I making it weird?

[07:28:25] I'm just saying what actually happened.

[07:28:27] It's what fucking happened.

[07:28:29] Some VTubers were playing,

[07:28:31] and they green screened the splatter stuff,

[07:28:33] and they were playing porn underneath it.

[07:28:37] What the fuck?

[07:28:38] I don't make it-

[07:28:39] Shit weird, it's an event that happened!

[07:28:41] New Joy-Com 2 controllers,

[07:28:43] inspired by Deep Cut.

[07:28:45] We hope you're looking forward to it.

[07:28:47] Zuki, hey, could I let's see some more headlines?

[07:28:54] I didn't know this!

[07:28:56] Oh, you're...

[07:28:57] Are you a recent YouTuber fan?

[07:29:00] I've been around for a long time, guys. That's how I know all these things.

[07:29:07] Zuki, hey, could I let's see some more headlines?

[07:29:11] It's literally my nine-year anniversary this year, bro.

[07:29:17] I

[07:29:24] Mold

[07:29:47] After five off.

[07:29:51] It's about I've never finished. I've never finished playing Undertale.

[07:29:56] I've never beaten Undertale.

[07:30:06] I've never beaten it.

[07:30:07] What?

[07:30:08] Yup, I've never beaten it.

[07:30:10] I've played it, but I've never beaten it.

[07:30:12] I've never played it on stream.

[07:30:13] It was, I played it like, off stream.

[07:30:17] Before I started streaming.

[07:30:22] Like seriously.

[07:30:24] Rather avoid the commu-

[07:30:29] You like my-

[07:30:31] It's my box of spoons, okay?

[07:30:33] It's not plastic forks.

[07:30:34] It's-it's my box of plastic spoons!

[07:30:40] Hello!

[07:30:44] Don't stream it, you'll get spoiled.

[07:30:46] How would I get spoiled from people giving spoilers in chat?

[07:30:50] Oh, I have something called Selective Reading Disease. That shit doesn't affect me.

[07:30:56] I'm just gonna be real with you.

[07:31:01] I really do. I've literally played stuff on stream and people have been trying to spoil

[07:31:05] me on shit and I just don't fucking read it. Also, I know people backseat me. I kind of like

[07:31:11] people backseating me. I don't really mind it. If I don't like what you're saying,

[07:31:16] I just ignore you and I don't read what you wrote.

[07:31:18] It's the truth. I'm just gonna be real with you. I like being back seated, but when I see people going crazy, it's happened before.

[07:31:31] I've had people back seat and sometimes it's gotten weird and it's just like, I just ignore you and I just don't read what you write ever.

[07:31:46] Awaken your power!

[07:31:52] Eat me, you king-less!

[07:31:55] Who's to ever have to be us?

[07:31:57] Oh shit! It's this game!

[07:31:58] Awaken your power!

[07:32:01] GTA 6 comes out in November.

[07:32:03] The two games are challenging it. Godzilla and Barbie, lore.

[07:32:07] Wait, there's a Barbie game coming out in November?

[07:32:11] What Mouse won't tell you about the spoons is they're tiny baby spoons.

[07:32:15] They're normal average size spoons.

[07:32:17] Wait!

[07:32:18] You know, you know what?

[07:32:20] I heard that they're putting all the Barbie movies on YouTube.

[07:32:23] They're putting all the Barbie movies on YouTube!

[07:32:26] For free!

[07:32:29] And I'm like, I wonder...

[07:32:31] I kind of wish we could just watch a Barbie movie sometime.

[07:32:35] Listen, I just want to watch a Barbie movie!

[07:32:39] I just want to openly hate Bibble, okay?

[07:32:41] I don't like Bibble. I've never liked Bibble.

[07:32:43] I fucking hate bibl, I think bibl is a- I just don't like bibl, okay? I never like bibl.

[07:32:47] Anybody who loves bibl, I'm sorry.

[07:32:50] Bibl freaked me the fuck out. I don't fucking like bibl.

[07:32:54] And I- and I'm tired of acting like it's not okay to not like bibl, okay? I'm tired.

[07:33:00] Tired of pretending.

[07:33:01] FANGLESS!

[07:33:03] It's okay not to like bibl!

[07:33:11] I fucking hate a bibl!

[07:33:13] The kingdom of Ukraine, they're had by the sky.

[07:33:16] This game was really good.

[07:33:17] This game, when we played this game, it was good.

[07:33:20] I really wish, I really wanna like,

[07:33:22] spend some time to actually like, beat the game.

[07:33:25] Cause I heard it's really, really good.

[07:33:26] The next king shall be decided by the will of the people.

[07:33:30] By decree of the king, as his face floats in the sky,

[07:33:33] the tournament for the throne begins.

[07:33:37] As the realm grapples with its first ever election,

[07:33:40] Those buying for the throne put their plans into action.

[07:33:44] As one of the thrones-

[07:33:45] I'm kinda like at like, I'm kind of in this like weird...

[07:33:50] I'm like in this weird loop where it's like,

[07:33:52] I wanna play games off stream,

[07:33:54] but then when I start playing them off stream,

[07:33:55] I'm like, man, I should be streaming this.

[07:33:57] Why am I not streaming this?

[07:33:58] And then I end up not playing it because I'm like,

[07:34:01] I'll just save it for later,

[07:34:02] but then I wanna play other games on stream.

[07:34:04] So I'm kinda like, fuck.

[07:34:06] What the fuck do I do?

[07:34:10] And then and then I had somebody tell me why don't you just record and just make a video and I'm like

[07:34:17] Maybe I should as candidates you'll travel across the kingdom forging bonds with compelling characters along the way

[07:34:26] Various enemies stand in your path

[07:34:31] No, I can't I don't do schedules bruh

[07:34:40] And the schedule.

[07:34:42] I tried that already, it doesn't work.

[07:34:44] Do you know how psychotic some people can be?

[07:34:49] You deviate from the schedule just a little bit.

[07:34:58] Minecraft!

[07:35:06] What the fuck?

[07:35:10] Switch 2 with support for vibrant visuals and embark on a journey across a world with

[07:35:16] enhanced lighting and shadow effects. Plus, Nintendo Switch worlds can be carried over

[07:35:24] so you can pick up right where you left off. What will you do next? Minecraft. Want us

[07:35:32] So Nintendo switch to this year

[07:35:37] We're getting we're getting a new Minecraft server, okay, but it's gonna take some time but also first

[07:35:43] We're making a power I'm making a power world server first

[07:35:46] So that we can play power one the new power update drops. It's gonna be temporary though. It won't be forever

[07:35:52] It's just gonna be a temporary power world server for my friends and then once we

[07:35:59] We are tired of Power World, we just don't play Power World anymore.

[07:36:03] And then I play it off stream by myself and continue my life in Power World by myself.

[07:36:09] Off stream.

[07:36:10] Atelier Ca- OOOH!

[07:36:11] Another Atelier game!

[07:36:12] Also, Michi- Michi- Michi specifically requested- Michi specifically requested that we play

[07:36:27] Well, we have a project Zomboid server, but I think I'm gonna save that till Halloween

[07:36:33] I'm saving project Zomboid for Halloween. I love a telly or game so much

[07:36:47] Wow, I love a telly or game Space Marine 2

[07:36:57] Observer System Redux!

[07:37:02] What the fuck is this?

[07:37:07] What is this?

[07:37:10] Huh?

[07:37:19] Wait, I have this game.

[07:37:21] game. I have this game, what the fuck? Why haven't I played it yet? Oh, sorry. Wait,

[07:37:45] I have this fucking game, it came out in 2020.

[07:37:48] What?

[07:37:48] How- why haven't I played this game yet?

[07:37:51] A first-person cyberpunk horror detective story set in a decayed, neon-scarred future as an observer who invades minds to hunt for clues.

[07:37:59] You will sift through corrupted memories to track down a mysterious killer and confront your own past-

[07:38:05] NO! PUT IT ON THE LIST! PUT IT ON THE LIST! PUT IT ON THE LIST!

[07:38:09] They're adding DayZ to Nintendo Switch?

[07:38:12] What the fuck?

[07:38:15] Dear God, is Daisy even worth playing these days?

[07:38:37] Not me playing right now! Oh, you're playing Daisy right now?

[07:38:45] Daisy what if we play with friends though

[07:38:57] but what if we play with friends and only friends like we play front Daisy

[07:39:04] with friends it might be fun

[07:39:09] I recommend the private server well that's what I was thinking that's it's

[07:39:23] the same thing with like you know it's the same thing with rust like a rust

[07:39:28] server that'll be really cool we're friends you know Daisy server we're

[07:39:33] friends only no no stranger you know

[07:39:38] all you were friends I hit RP server well I would only do it for like a week I

[07:39:45] think I wouldn't want to do it for more than a week where whereas the power

[07:39:48] old server I kind of want to keep a power of the power server maybe like I

[07:39:52] would not do more than a month I wouldn't do more than a month you know what

[07:39:56] I mean I wouldn't do more than a month hmm but for like I feel like but that's

[07:40:05] for power I feel like for shit like Daisy you're like roasting shit like a

[07:40:10] week is is enough a week is enough no more than a week five days even no more

[07:40:21] than that I feel like anything more than that is way too much especially if

[07:40:26] It's like RP based

[07:40:30] That's just on project on what yeah, but like oh

[07:40:33] Me too wants to do a project Zomboid server

[07:40:38] Which I'm down

[07:40:42] You do edits can you do it for crying for me of course you can

[07:40:56] Connor told me he wants me to play the Metal Gear games.

[07:41:12] You should.

[07:41:26] I feel like I'm- I will do it?

[07:41:28] I might do it for Shobotan, I think.

[07:41:41] Okay, I can get...

[07:41:42] Riker or Tomb Raider?

[07:41:52] Hail of the Terminal.

[07:41:56] Wow!

[07:41:57] Big-Ax going up!

[07:42:03] SnowRunner!

[07:42:06] Whoa!

[07:42:07] Wait, this looks like numslop of boon!

[07:42:16] Driving through snow?

[07:42:19] It's just Boxing Tree!

[07:42:22] Oh, shit!

[07:42:25] I play that.

[07:42:29] Everbloom.

[07:42:31] What is this? We're an animal cropping?

[07:42:35] Wait, this looks cute.

[07:42:38] Aw!

[07:42:40] We're the rules in this world, bro. You're an animal, but you also keep animals. We're the rules. Tell me now.

[07:42:54] What are the fucking rules?

[07:43:24] Oh!

[07:43:35] Oh my god!

[07:43:37] Absolutely!

[07:43:38] I was thinking...

[07:43:39] I was thinking...

[07:43:40] So, I was thinking Metal Gear 5, but I was also thinking...

[07:43:43] Just doing Kingdom Hearts, also doing Kingdom Hearts for Sobatan too.

[07:43:48] I think Kingdom Hearts during Sobatan would make sense.

[07:43:52] The Heart Slop.

[07:43:54] I'm hard to meddle with here, the sloppin'ing.

[07:44:09] The game is coming to Nintendo Switch 2, traversed through iconic Disney and Pixar world, and

[07:44:22] spent all sorts of magical effects, and battle enemies in action RPG combat, relive these

[07:44:30] stories and battle enemies in action RPG combat, relive these stories, or experience them for

[07:44:38] for the first time alongside Sora and his friends as they fight the darkness.

[07:44:43] If you have the cloud versions on Nintendo Switch, you can transfer your existing save

[07:44:48] data to these Nintendo Switch 2 games.

[07:44:52] These three collections launch on Nintendo Switch 2, October 8th.

[07:45:01] A bundle with all three compilations, Kingdom Hearts Collection 1 through 3.

[07:45:14] Collection 1 through 3.

[07:45:17] Available October 8th, 2026.

[07:45:23] Also launches October 8th.

[07:45:25] Additionally, a free demo of Kingdom Hearts 3 plus Remind will be available with...

[07:45:32] Wait, what?

[07:45:34] Hey, I don't know.

[07:45:44] I don't see anything.

[07:45:45] One through three.

[07:45:48] Also launches October 8th.

[07:45:50] Oh, I'm not missing something!

[07:45:51] My best collection, 1 through 3, also launches October 8th.

[07:45:56] Additionally, a free demo of Kingdom Hearts 3 plus Remind will be available later today on Nintendo eShop.

[07:46:07] Air upscaled at all.

[07:46:10] I hate that air upscaling, sometimes it makes you look so weird.

[07:46:14] Oh

[07:46:23] Oh, is this being a hot boy?

[07:46:30] Whoa

[07:46:44] Whoa!

[07:46:51] Is it weird?

[07:46:54] Who is that? Oh my god, he's so hot. What the fuck?

[07:47:07] Holy shit, he's so freaking hot

[07:47:14] I have a question, is it just me, or is it just me, or like, I kind of like, I kind of

[07:47:36] I kinda like don't know how I feel about them being like super realistic and like less like anime like

[07:47:44] like cartoony

[07:47:51] I'm still hyped though

[07:47:55] Whoa

[07:47:59] I mean it only makes sense it's a it's a logical step since like we're in the future now so

[07:48:07] Yeah, maybe it'll change like through throughout the world and shit

[07:48:13] Oh my god

[07:48:18] What the fuck that's crazy

[07:48:21] It's like, you know, how do you make like the Disney characters you should look?

[07:48:35] Are they gonna look super realistic too?

[07:48:38] This is how the Knicks beat the Spurs, what the fuck is this?

[07:49:03] was that? Next is our last announcement. Please take a look. Wait, what's the last announcement?

[07:49:13] Wait, I gotta pee before we have the last announcement.

[07:49:17] Wait, I gotta pee before we have the last announcement. I really need to pee.

[07:49:23] What's once a gargoyle's rock? Oh my god, if they do gargoyles, that'd be so cool.

[07:49:33] I'm gonna pay over your back.

[07:49:46] Here, watch him.

[07:55:28] Attention freaks, it's me!

[07:55:58] a boba

[07:56:58] I

[07:57:24] Potato

[08:01:28] I

[08:11:28] I'm taking you, Freaks! It's me!

[08:12:58] take my fucking kisses!

[08:14:10] I

[08:14:40] I

[08:14:42] I

[08:14:44] I

[08:14:46] I

[08:14:48] I

[08:14:50] I

[08:14:52] I

[08:14:54] I

[08:14:56] I

[08:14:58] I

[08:15:00] I

[08:15:02] I

[08:15:04] I

[08:16:08] Hey chat, did you know that Antarctica once had a giant

[08:16:38] penguin called Anthropornis Nordenshjoldi. It lived around 45 to 33 million years ago

[08:16:44] and may have reached roughly 1.72 mere to 100 KG.

[08:19:08] Oh my god, I'm back, sorry.

[08:19:32] Sorry, sorry, I was getting something to drink,

[08:19:35] and I didn't have any water,

[08:19:37] and I had to go hunting for water!

[08:19:42] I had to go hunting for water in my fuckin' house!

[08:19:48] And it's dark in here!

[08:19:55] And my mom,

[08:19:57] got all of our waters,

[08:19:59] and hid it in the back of a pan tree.

[08:20:02] Why would you put the water in the back of a pan?

[08:20:12] I don't know!

[08:20:13] No mini fridge?

[08:20:14] I don't be honest with you, I have a mini fridge in my room and it's full of medicine.

[08:20:25] Maybe I should get a second mini fridge.

[08:20:31] I should get a second fucking main fridge.

[08:20:35] It's awful of medicine and I feel some type of way about having like items that are not medicine in a medicine fridge.

[08:20:46] Is the tap water clean to drink? Oh, I wouldn't drink tap water.

[08:20:51] So, a normal fridge fridge, I swear to-

[08:20:58] I'm f**king-

[08:21:00] F**k you!

[08:21:06] F**k you!

[08:21:10] F-U-C-K-Y-O-U

[08:21:13] Oh, Fridge, what the f**k?

[08:21:18] I'll have no mini fridge wait I'll pause the mini fridge if I stand next to it

[08:21:27] I don't know, maybe like, maybe like, maybe like, maybe like, maybe like, I don't know,

[08:21:54] I mean, like, up to, like, my... above my waist, I don't know.

[08:22:02] If you stacked too many for just you'd have to stand on your toes to reach it out...

[08:22:05] THAT IS NOT NICE!

[08:22:07] WHAT DID YOU MAKE?!

[08:22:08] Okay, that is... okay, never mind, that is true.

[08:22:14] That is fucking true.

[08:22:17] I think... I think that's true.

[08:22:24] Just like Squidward when he got shrunk.

[08:22:38] I like you.

[08:22:42] You specifically.

[08:22:52] This is in the new CircleToon HD video, no I'm not, am I?

[08:22:58] Oh fuck.

[08:23:08] You are?

[08:23:09] Wait, how?

[08:23:12] In what context?

[08:23:16] She never sees my short jokes because they're top shelf.

[08:23:18] Why not look?

[08:23:20] For a few seconds, why?

[08:23:21] Wait, why am I in there? Is it bad?

[08:23:26] Is it my friend's lap?

[08:23:27] Ahahaha!

[08:23:30] Bro, everybody knows I'm the queen of friend's lap, bro.

[08:23:37] Everybody knows this.

[08:23:42] Everybody fucking knows this.

[08:23:47] What's the next announcement?

[08:23:48] Long ago, there was a land called Hyrule, created by beings of supreme divinity.

[08:23:57] The very edge of this kingdom, there is no forest.

[08:24:04] Within it is an ancient solitary tree quietly watched over by the mountains of the forest.

[08:24:15] Oh my god, wait. Is it an operational time remake?

[08:24:19] These forest dwellers were called the Kokiri.

[08:24:23] Kokiri?

[08:24:24] Each had a fairy companion.

[08:24:26] They were called the Kokiri.

[08:24:28] Like Kokiri, Kokiri, Kokiri.

[08:24:30] You see, Zelda's poor Regan. Bam.

[08:24:32] Each had a fairy companion,

[08:24:35] and they lived out their innocent lives in these woods.

[08:24:39] However, there was one particular boy.

[08:24:45] Oh shit, it is upgrade time!

[08:25:01] What is that?

[08:25:04] Who is this?

[08:25:11] And why am I looking at his feet?

[08:25:16] I'm sorry, that just looks like a tiny man.

[08:25:21] That doesn't look like a child. That looks like a tiny man.

[08:25:34] She does not look like- yeah I do, I played off for real time, but he does not look like

[08:25:41] that.

[08:25:45] He did not look like that.

[08:25:50] Like the kids in Metro.

[08:25:54] Oh, you don't know?

[08:26:01] You don't know everything about about where is it bro?

[08:26:11] Oh my god.

[08:26:19] Oh my god.

[08:26:24] It's right here.

[08:26:28] Here it is.

[08:26:29] Oh shit.

[08:26:30] Don't you fucking know?

[08:26:58] I see!

[08:27:00] I like it!

[08:27:06] What are you doing?

[08:27:18] Let's see if you like this.

[08:27:20] I see!

[08:27:22] I like it!

[08:27:24] Oh my

[08:27:27] Why is this looking like what I'm talking about?

[08:27:32] Please be dear, High Commissar

[08:27:36] Yeah!

[08:27:38] Woooah!

[08:27:40] I'm not being too wrong!

[08:27:42] You must...

[08:27:44] ...be as good as you can

[08:27:54] Holy shit!

[08:28:01] I see Swabby, Poppy.

[08:28:06] Wow.

[08:28:08] I'm telling you, I rule...

[08:28:11] All this shit doesn't put Rico, bro.

[08:28:14] Atre y Fuerza.

[08:28:17] Atre y Fuerza tan por to Rico.

[08:28:19] You know that also might be a dalai Zelda. Do you know the Dalai Zelda Dalai?

[08:28:26] Dalai Zelda Dalai

[08:28:31] Oh my god

[08:28:49] Listen well, listen to what happened to me.

[08:28:52] Listen well!

[08:29:03] Flying people are right after the great stream!

[08:29:08] Night out, Kakari, today you don't let control.

[08:29:14] I read all the nights I bring you,

[08:29:16] and if you want to eat too much,

[08:29:19] Uh!

[08:29:20] That part is funny!

[08:29:21] I'm not really sure how to do this.

[08:29:26] I'm not really sure how to do this.

[08:29:33] The best part is funny.

[08:29:49] Oh my god, he is doing in the answered poll holy shit, that's so funny

[08:30:18] Oh my god.

[08:30:30] Uh, what?

[08:30:33] What the fuck?

[08:30:35] Oh my god, I'm in the pose!

[08:30:39] What the fuck? What? Why?

[08:30:48] I'm sad because we still don't have Twilight Princess Remake.

[08:31:03] But this gives me hope that a Twilight Princess Remake is on the horizon.

[08:31:14] Do you think they'll ever remake Wind Waker? I hope they don't. I feel like Wind Waker is perfect the way it is.

[08:31:27] 2026, the Legend of Zelda!

[08:31:30] The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2.

[08:31:36] More details will be announced in the future, so please look forward to them.

[08:31:40] That's all for today's Nintendo Direct.

[08:31:46] Earlier this year, Devonson was appointed as the new president of Nintendo of America.

[08:31:52] We'd like to conclude this presentation with a few words from Devonson.

[08:31:57] Thank you for watching.

[08:31:58] And they did do graphics, they did do, they did re-do the graphics several years ago.

[08:32:06] It was, it was a remastered, they did a remastered.

[08:32:09] There's gonna be a remake.

[08:32:14] I feel like...

[08:32:15] I do remember. I do...

[08:32:18] I do feel like...

[08:32:21] Some people...

[08:32:22] Yeah, a remaster is not a remake.

[08:32:24] CrazyMason.

[08:32:25] Hi everyone.

[08:32:26] I'm Devin Pritchard, and after 20 years at Nintendo,

[08:32:29] one of my favorite things about gaming is still that moment I get to try something new.

[08:32:34] I watch the trailers, I hear about a game,

[08:32:37] but the moment I pick up a controller,

[08:32:39] That's when it all comes together.

[08:32:41] Do you play the games?

[08:32:42] And for me, that's what games have always been about.

[08:32:44] Those little moments that surprised me

[08:32:47] and allow me to immerse myself in different worlds.

[08:32:49] Well, oddly, some of these big shots...

[08:32:53] Big shot company owners actually play the games.

[08:32:55] ...trailer, but nothing beats seeing it for yourself.

[08:32:59] And that's a big part of what Nintendo Treehouse Live is about.

[08:33:03] Nintendo Treehouse Live!

[08:33:04] Hearing from the teams and spending more time with the games themselves.

[08:33:08] So let's get to it.

[08:33:09] We've got a new Nintendo Streethouse live from a few games I hope you find interesting.

[08:33:16] And if you enjoyed Splatoon Raiders in today's Nintendo Direct, this July at San Diego Comic

[08:33:22] Con, we'll have the game playable on the show floor.

[08:33:25] Because at the end of the day, I think the best way to understand the game is to-

[08:33:29] Years into the future is going to be like 20 years into the future to be like, Mouse,

[08:33:33] who's your favorite VTubers?

[08:33:34] And I'm like, I love VTubers.

[08:33:37] I haven't watched a Vtuber in 20 years.

[08:33:40] I love Vtubers.

[08:33:42] Nothing gives me more joy than watching Vtubers.

[08:33:47] Pick up the controller and play.

[08:33:48] Pick up your keyboard and mouse.

[08:33:50] Thanks for watching.

[08:33:51] I'm really looking forward to sharing more of what I love about games and bringing those

[08:33:55] experiences to all of you.

[08:33:58] And now it's time for Treehouse Live.

[08:34:01] Over to you team.

[08:34:02] Thirty years.

[08:34:03] Hi Vtuber agency.

[08:34:04] Have you seen?

[08:34:06] Hi everyone, welcome to Nintendo Tree Outside.

[08:34:19] My name is Theresa.

[08:34:20] Where's my house now?

[08:34:21] Dan.

[08:34:22] Where is it?

[08:34:23] We're here to talk about Star Fox, coming out June 25th.

[08:34:25] Oh my.

[08:34:26] It is a Star Fox.

[08:34:27] I don't have a scene where-

[08:34:28] Have anything to worry about there?

[08:34:29] So this actually really-

[08:34:30] It's over, Mal.

[08:34:31] Don't tell me what's over.

[08:34:32] Don't tell me what's over.

[08:34:34] You can't tell me what's over.

[08:34:36] You can't tell me what's over.

[08:34:38] I say when it's over.

[08:34:40] I say when it's over.

[08:34:42] I say when it's over.

[08:34:44] You don't tell me when it's over.

[08:34:46] I say when it's over.

[08:34:48] It's over. No! Don't tell me when it's over.

[08:34:50] I say when it's over.

[08:34:54] Rawr!

[08:34:56] Can I be a janitor or a mouse corp?

[08:34:58] You want to be a janitor?

[08:35:00] What what if you become a vtuber and mouse corporations incorporated I

[08:35:10] I I would make a vtuber easy. I wouldn't do it until I'm done. I

[08:35:19] Wouldn't do it until I'm done

[08:35:21] I

[08:35:31] Until I'm done with streaming

[08:35:37] Biconio I

[08:35:40] Would not call it be coin. I don't know what I would call a Vtuber agency. What would I even call it? I

[08:35:45] I would not have a V in the name, that's for fucking sure.

[08:35:54] I definitely would not have a fucking V in its name.

[08:36:01] Short stack, LLC?

[08:36:03] What?

[08:36:04] Bubble girl studios.

[08:36:05] What?

[08:36:09] Bubble Girl Studios.

[08:36:16] Ah, this might come as a shock to many of you, but often video games are primarily designed for enjoyment.

[08:36:24] Oh, my poor...

[08:36:26] Now, that's obviously simplifying an entire category of entertainment.

[08:36:30] Oh my God, I have to cry. You can see. You can learn. You can...

[08:36:33] I'm in the funny section!

[08:36:35] I'm in the funny section!

[08:36:38] I'm gonna crush something real quick.

[08:36:40] I'm in the funny section!

[08:36:41] A lot of annoying, cynical internet losers think these games are made exclusively for content creators only.

[08:36:46] And yeah, comedy-focused games.

[08:36:49] It's me!

[08:36:50] Undeniably.

[08:36:51] I am mouse quit.

[08:36:52] Why is your star next to my name?

[08:36:54] Silly clip farms.

[08:36:55] But to act like people without a fucking following can't enjoy, laugh, and create those same-

[08:36:59] It could!

[08:37:00] Nonsense.

[08:37:01] I'm almost like digital classist in a way.

[08:37:04] Oh, you played the game with a sheer enjoyment

[08:37:06] and not to exaggerate your facial expressions

[08:37:09] for clickbait thumbnails?

[08:37:11] How pernurious.

[08:37:12] I feel like, I feel like the thing is,

[08:37:17] the thing is, is that people will see me playing this game

[08:37:20] like she would never play this off stream.

[08:37:22] Uh, I've literally played this game off stream

[08:37:27] with people that do not stream off stream.

[08:37:31] I play this game off stream with people that don't stream or don't stream anymore. You know what I mean?

[08:37:39] Specifically specifically lethal company

[08:37:42] I play I played a lot of lethal company on stream

[08:37:46] I played quite a bit of repo off stream

[08:37:48] But the one that I played the most off stream is lethal company and I mean I think I have a

[08:37:55] 294 hours in the game, bro

[08:37:57] and

[08:37:59] Can someone make her chibi?

[08:38:04] You played with Obama?

[08:38:06] I love the flow of friends games because for real having stuff for a friend group to

[08:38:23] to engage with is it's true it's nice to have something that you can share with

[08:38:27] your friends and just chill off stream or even on stream and just chill with them

[08:38:32] and talk and yapping and laugh and have a good time you know

[08:38:39] like if I would if I were to get my sister in the games I would I would

[08:38:44] start her with a friend slop like I would be like here let's play this game

[08:38:47] together you know and let's just be honest with ourselves is Mario Party not

[08:38:53] the original friend slot game I'll wait I'll wait it is it literally is it

[08:39:01] literally is it literally is Mario Party the original friend side stop game

[08:39:07] Mario Mario Kart and another another original friend slot gaming you want to

[08:39:12] know something my sister loves those fucking games my sister loves that

[08:39:15] that Mario slop.

[08:39:19] And she was like,

[08:39:20] I wish you played more Mario games with me.

[08:39:22] And I'm like, I know games that are friend-stopped

[08:39:24] that we can play together that have no Mario in it.

[08:39:29] No Mario at all.

[08:39:31] Woo!

[08:39:33] And she'd be like, what?

[08:39:35] What do you mean?

[08:39:36] And I'll be like, yes, woo!

[08:39:38] And she'd be like, well, I don't have a computer.

[08:39:39] I only have a Mac.

[08:39:40] And I'm like, well, I'll get you a computer.

[08:39:43] What a PC? I don't know. Blah blah blah blah blah. I get on a PC? Where is it? I don't understand PC. I don't know. I love Mac. I love my Mac. Blah blah blah blah blah.

[08:39:57] You know what I am?

[08:40:09] This is literally me.

[08:40:14] This is me.

[08:40:15] This is me all the time.

[08:40:16] This is literally me.

[08:40:17] Do you know how many times I use this?

[08:40:22] Almost every day.

[08:40:24] This is me every fuckin' day.

[08:40:29] Me talking to my sister every day.

[08:40:45] Are you okay? No, I'm not okay!

[08:40:49] No, I'm not okay!

[08:40:54] bro this is like my go-to gift like I was saved every time something happens I

[08:40:58] just I plopped this everywhere

[08:41:07] I don't we need to make that a fucking emo bro can we make that an emo holy

[08:41:12] shit it's cold kill me shoot me that's what I haven't saved this

[08:41:21] I'll send it to you right now.

[08:41:35] Is your sis as intense as you?

[08:41:37] Yeah, but in like a different way.

[08:41:40] She's intense but in a different way.

[08:41:42] She's intense but in a different way.

[08:41:47] And I'm just like, ooh.

[08:41:51] In a taller way?

[08:41:52] What the fuck does that mean?

[08:41:56] What is that supposed to mean?

[08:41:57] What do you mean in a taller way?

[08:41:59] What does that mean?

[08:42:03] What do you mean by in a taller way?

[08:42:07] What are you waiting by the hat?

[08:42:11] Exactly what he said, you know what?

[08:42:13] I think you should go back in time.

[08:42:16] Delete what you just wrote.

[08:42:17] Pretend like you never wrote it.

[08:42:21] Turn around and march out of your computer's vicinity now.

[08:42:33] No!

[08:42:34] Let them!

[08:42:40] Too bad for you I'm using a phone, you know what?

[08:42:43] You think you're cool because you're using a fucking phone?

[08:42:46] Instructions, unclear, went back and changed everything to NOOOOO!

[08:42:57] STOP!

[08:42:58] You're terrible.

[08:42:59] You're terrible.

[08:43:00] You know that?

[08:43:01] You're terrible.

[08:43:02] Watch a daily dose, bro.

[08:43:03] You better sit down.

[08:43:04] Sit down and watch this with me now.

[08:43:06] you're terrible you know that you're terrible not a daily dose bro what's

[08:43:12] you better sit down now watch this with me now hello everyone this is your

[08:43:18] daily dose of internet this guy was on a bike ride in Canada when he suddenly

[08:43:22] felt the bridge shaking and realized he was not alone

[08:43:27] oh my god he doesn't even look with it doesn't even feel the bridge shaking and

[08:43:36] realized he was not alone

[08:43:45] I will not take my eyes off that fucking bear bro are you kidding me

[08:43:53] Black bear, it's fine?

[08:43:57] It is at least a black bear. What does that mean? It's at least a black bear.

[08:44:02] What's the difference? Black bears are cowards?

[08:44:05] Lucky it wasn't a grizzly, oh my god.

[08:44:08] I don't give a shit what kind of type of bear it is. It's still a fucking bear!

[08:44:13] It's still a fucking bear, bro.

[08:44:23] It's a fucking bear, bro.

[08:44:30] He chose, he chose the bear.

[08:44:43] I also choose the bear.

[08:44:46] Well, I wish.

[08:44:49] I wish I could do that.

[08:44:51] nacho cheese early break means but we're currently out of nacho cheese yes we

[08:44:56] are oh I don't know what I would you even

[08:45:00] fucking ask if you see all the sign oh I don't know what I am deserving right now

[08:45:07] but this brand's right now that this birds on

[08:45:13] It's floating in the middle of mid-air.

[08:45:19] Tats.

[08:45:20] But...

[08:45:21] Oh.

[08:45:22] I don't know what...

[08:45:23] You fucking explain.

[08:45:25] What?

[08:45:26] Tats explain!

[08:45:27] I am deserving right now.

[08:45:28] The fucking CC, the captions, like, kind of, like, go like this.

[08:45:40] CC, the captions kind of block what's going on here, they should've put the captions up

[08:45:46] at the top.

[08:45:47] Like what the fuck is happening?

[08:45:49] Like how?

[08:45:50] What is it hanging on to?

[08:45:52] Did you guys see that video, that UFO video that was published a day or two ago?

[08:46:01] Quote on quote UFO video?

[08:46:03] But, this brand's right now that this bird's on is floating in the middle of mid-air.

[08:46:10] I saw it and I'm like, what the fuck am I looking at?

[08:46:14] It's not that close. There you go.

[08:46:17] What's the cost? No, not me!

[08:46:19] I guess it's the middle of mid-air.

[08:46:24] It's not that close. There you go.

[08:46:27] What's the cost? No, not me!

[08:46:29] Well, I guess this proves just how well camouflaged-

[08:46:31] You should have fricking expected it bro, you gave your kid a fricking hole.

[08:46:35] Midair.

[08:46:38] Not that close.

[08:46:39] There you go.

[08:46:41] What the-

[08:46:42] No, not me!

[08:46:43] I guess this proves just how well camouflage can work.

[08:46:48] What the-

[08:46:50] Oh my god, my dog is stupid.

[08:46:54] He does not know he's standing on the deep end.

[08:46:58] Guys, we're on the water.

[08:46:59] Oh my god, what a-

[08:47:00] What a cute dumb dog!

[08:47:06] Oh my god, my dog is stupid.

[08:47:09] He does not know he's standing on a baby bear.

[08:47:14] Guys, we're on a walk.

[08:47:15] Look, my girlfriend found some flowers.

[08:47:18] Beautiful flowers.

[08:47:22] A big stick here!

[08:47:24] Oh my god, I can't-

[08:47:31] Ain't no fucking way, bro.

[08:47:37] Hey, big Steve!

[08:47:40] Ain't no fucking way.

[08:47:42] The stick thing comes back to bite us in the ass.

[08:47:45] The stick thing comes back to bite me in the ass, specifically.

[08:47:50] That is not a fucking steak. That's a fucking log.

[08:47:56] First off.

[08:47:58] But I guess he was fucking right. That guys love fucking steaks.

[08:48:04] That's an SSR steak.

[08:48:08] It's not a fucking steak. It's literally like a log.

[08:48:11] It's steak, yeah.

[08:48:13] Alright.

[08:48:16] What the fuck is he doing?

[08:48:18] What is he even gonna do with that damn stick?

[08:48:21] Like what would you do with this stick?

[08:48:24] Explain?

[08:48:25] Chad explain, Chad explain!

[08:48:28] Chad explain, what do you do with this stick?

[08:48:36] Chad explain, fight monsters, there are no monsters to fight!

[08:48:41] Walk with it, go on an adventure.

[08:48:43] You're gonna carry that shit around with you everywhere

[08:48:46] on an adventure, look how heavy that shit is.

[08:48:48] Has spells be a ninja turtle

[08:48:51] weightlifting collecting

[08:48:55] Collecting sticks bro. What do you want to do with them? You're just gonna leave them in your house

[08:48:59] What a pile of sticks in your house?

[08:49:06] Use it to poke spirit throw collect what oh

[08:49:11] My god you guys are just you guys you guys are looking at that stick with rose colored glasses

[08:49:17] You don't know, you don't know the true implications of having that stick.

[08:49:21] You're just like, wow, stick.

[08:49:23] But the second you get that stick in your hand and you're walking around with the stick,

[08:49:27] you're gonna get tired and you're not gonna want the stick anymore.

[08:49:29] You're gonna be like, damn, where the fuck am I gonna throw this shit at?

[08:49:32] Because I don't want it anymore.

[08:49:33] She doesn't get it, you don't understand.

[08:49:40] What the heck?

[08:49:42] You're gonna throw the stick away or you're gonna leave it in your house

[08:49:47] You're not gonna think about the stick because you're gonna go on a walk the next day and find another fucking stick

[08:49:58] This is what it is bro eating with your eyes, that's what you guys do eat with your fucking eyes, bro

[08:50:12] This guy should have invested in stronger teeth.

[08:50:19] Oh no, his tooth came out!

[08:50:33] Why do you think dogs love sticks so much?

[08:50:35] Sticks are peak.

[08:50:38] Wait, is he on a date? Is this him telling her that he has fake teeth?

[08:50:45] Anyone-

[08:50:56] I mean, that's something memorable!

[08:50:58] This guy should have invested in stronger teeth.

[08:51:08] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[08:51:12] Wait, did they fall? Did they like fall out of his mouth or did he swallow them? Holy shit.

[08:51:26] Oh my god, they literally flew out!

[08:51:30] Oh shoot. Oh shoot.

[08:51:32] So you wanna hear something really good?

[08:51:34] No.

[08:51:35] I'm gonna just put out what I have here.

[08:51:38] The seed.

[08:51:44] The realization in this face when he fucking realized, oh shit, I'm gonna have to tell her I got faked teeth, bro.

[08:51:53] I'm gonna have to tell her the truth.

[08:51:57] What's your fucking laugh at him? Oh no.

[08:52:01] He fucking cackled at him.

[08:52:03] The thief are calling.

[08:52:09] The thief are calling.

[08:52:11] They're calling. They're calling. You gotta answer it.

[08:52:13] Oh, it's a thief.

[08:52:19] The thief are calling.

[08:52:21] A thief.

[08:52:24] Not the worst reaction. They'll have this. Hopefully.

[08:52:27] So, they're having a break on this.

[08:52:29] This contractor is-

[08:52:32] Why his ass spat?

[08:52:33] They're calling, you gotta answer.

[08:52:36] You're looking at his ass, you know what I noticed?

[08:52:39] The fact that he's not wearing shoes and he's in his fucking socks.

[08:52:42] The feet are calling.

[08:52:44] They're calling, you gotta answer.

[08:52:47] This contractor is out of this world.

[08:52:53] What the fuck?

[08:52:56] What the f- what?

[08:53:26] Tell me one Pink Floyd song well I was very very very erotic

[08:53:35] I'll tell you, they're strong.

[08:53:40] What are you up to?

[08:53:42] Just chillin' a little.

[08:53:44] Good to see you.

[08:53:45] Men do it all the time, but naked.

[08:53:47] One.

[08:53:48] Exactly.

[08:53:49] Faker.

[08:53:50] Leave him alone!

[08:53:51] He's taking.

[08:53:52] One.

[08:53:53] Exactly.

[08:53:54] Leave him alone!

[08:53:55] Leave him alone!

[08:53:56] Leave him alone!

[08:53:57] Leave him alone!

[08:53:58] Leave him alone!

[08:53:59] Leave him alone!

[08:54:00] Leave him alone!

[08:54:01] Leave him alone!

[08:54:02] Leave him alone!

[08:54:03] Leave him alone!

[08:54:04] He knows the song, he just doesn't remember the name of it, but if he listens to it, he knows.

[08:54:11] He knows.

[08:54:12] Yeah, you can see it.

[08:54:14] Tell me one Pink Floyd song.

[08:54:17] One.

[08:54:20] Exactly.

[08:54:21] Why is the name Floyd?

[08:54:22] Pink Floyd.

[08:54:23] Pink Floyd.

[08:54:26] I grill the pork.

[08:54:27] Faker.

[08:54:30] Exactly.

[08:54:32] Faker.

[08:54:34] Oh my god!

[08:54:38] Faker.

[08:54:39] My gorilla part-

[08:54:42] That's less than a second.

[08:54:45] My gorilla part- she's talking about it's safe over here.

[08:54:49] We got law enforcement.

[08:54:50] I'm like, okay, cool, this sheriff, cool.

[08:54:54] I think we got Nick Fury.

[08:54:56] Oh shit, she-

[08:54:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:54:58] I'm overly safe.

[08:55:00] Shit.

[08:55:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[08:55:03] I'm always safe.

[08:55:06] What's that?

[08:55:11] This kid doing bird impressions

[08:55:16] This kid doing bird impressions is my favorite clip this episode

[08:55:33] This is the one that took me.

[08:55:35] Oh my god.

[08:55:37] Here we go.

[08:55:43] This is the one that took me.

[08:55:49] These guys hosted a ball meeting.

[08:55:51] What the heck? Wait, I'm impressed by the loom.

[08:55:53] Creepy staff in the common loom.

[08:55:55] The common loom.

[08:56:03] This is the laughing tree!

[08:56:09] Wow!

[08:56:10] He's gonna host a ball meetup in Seattle.

[08:56:12] I wanna hear him do a cuckaburra. What the fuck is a cuckaburra?

[08:56:15] A laughing bird?

[08:56:31] An Aussie laughing bird?

[08:56:41] I'm gonna go borrow laughing.

[08:57:11] I hate that I don't like it

[08:57:41] Look what I asked purple burrow.

[08:57:45] I think purple burrow.

[08:57:51] These guys hosted a bald meetup in Seattle.

[08:57:53] A bald meetup?

[08:57:57] They're saving people bald in the streets!

[08:58:01] And they rub your head.

[08:58:07] People love rubbing bald people's heads.

[08:58:11] Would you guys go to the bald meetup?

[08:58:21] Essential bald head rubbing.

[08:58:23] I would rub your bald head.

[08:58:25] I'd rub your bald head.

[08:58:27] I would.

[08:58:28] I would rub it.

[08:58:29] I would rub a bald head.

[08:58:31] You can't reach it, fuck you!

[08:58:33] Then I won't rub your bald head.

[08:58:35] One of my subscribers sent me a fucking rubber band.

[08:58:38] One of my subscribers sent me this video of this enormous sand crab.

[08:58:52] What?

[08:58:53] For size comparison, this is a normal sand crab and this was the monster one.

[08:58:57] Oh my god.

[08:58:58] What the fuck?

[08:58:59] The one invisible hit him.

[08:59:00] What the fuck?

[08:59:01] For size comparison, this is a normal sand crab and this was the monster one.

[08:59:08] Why is it so big? Is it radioactive?

[08:59:12] Oh, what in my apartment from me and my class? Everybody say hi to the people.

[08:59:19] How did he even discover that?

[08:59:20] What?

[08:59:21] Then this was the monster. Holy mackerel, I mean just look at him.

[08:59:27] Oh, what in my apartment from me and my class? Everybody say hi to the people.

[08:59:34] How did he even discover this?

[08:59:35] this. Wait a minute, when I imitate his knees, she'll sneeze. What? I chew. How do you sneeze

[08:59:45] on command? I'm gonna imitate his knees, she'll sneeze. I chew. I chew. Who the hell got

[08:59:57] The banana peel at the...

[08:59:59] MWAH!

[08:59:59] This twitch chat...

[09:00:02] Choo!

[09:00:04] Not the banana peel!

[09:00:06] Who the hell got the banana peel at the...

[09:00:09] MWAH!

[09:00:09] This twitch chat invented perfect timing.

[09:00:17] I've never seen a leg!

[09:00:18] My name is...

[09:00:19] I'm not a leg!

[09:00:20] This twitch chat invented perfect timing.

[09:00:26] Wow!

[09:00:27] Have you ever seen a lake above the ocean?

[09:00:29] Well, can I help?

[09:00:30] No.

[09:00:31] It's a lake above the ocean.

[09:00:35] Wait, what?

[09:00:40] This little Japanese robot.

[09:00:42] What?

[09:00:48] Wait, what?

[09:00:50] What is this?

[09:00:51] Ow!

[09:00:55] That's what I meant?

[09:00:57] That's Faddle Island, the Roll Island is a perspective thing in Iceland.

[09:01:07] I've always wanted to go to Iceland.

[09:01:11] Near Scotland, rare geology.

[09:01:18] Nearly all lakes are above the ocean.

[09:01:23] Okay, okay, okay, buddy. Okay smart smart ass

[09:01:28] So we making carnival here for

[09:01:33] Guys be careful our IRL stream and Iceland

[09:01:35] Did you know that Canada has a lake in an island, in a lake, in an island, in a lake,

[09:01:53] in an island, in a lake?

[09:01:54] What?

[09:01:55] Canada has a lake in it, is-lin-in-a lake, is-lin-in-a lake, is-lin-in-a lake, is-lin-in-a lake!

[09:02:03] What?

[09:02:04] It's true?

[09:02:05] It's in Lake Huron.

[09:02:08] Look, it's Lake Huron.

[09:02:14] It is. What does it look like?

[09:02:17] The lake lands.

[09:02:19] Lake lands.

[09:02:24] Hmm.

[09:02:28] The one I roll apart in Iceland, the safest country in the world, also Magic Water.

[09:02:34] There's magic, water, and Iceland?

[09:02:38] Why is it really the safest country in the world?

[09:02:42] I feel like a lot of countries say that they are, but we don't even know if that's true.

[09:02:48] The fountain of youth, what makes the water magic?

[09:02:55] In the Philippines, we have a lake inside of a volcano in a lake. What?

[09:03:04] Just look at the crime rate. What?

[09:03:10] I'm peeing in it. That's why it's magic. No!

[09:03:16] The art volcano. Hmm.

[09:03:20] That was called the art.

[09:03:24] This is so cool! I want to see this!

[09:03:49] What do you think they let you jump off and jump off and be like, whoo, and then jump into the ocean?

[09:03:57] This little Japanese rumor.

[09:03:58] The internet tells me that Iceland is the safest country in the world in terms of crime.

[09:04:05] What is the safest country in the world?

[09:04:12] God damn it, it is Iceland.

[09:04:14] Fuck.

[09:04:15] Where's the top 10 safest countries?

[09:04:18] No Zealand! Switzerland!

[09:04:24] Wow.

[09:04:25] He checks on customers and also uses a security camera to help catch shoplifters.

[09:04:30] Hello!

[09:04:34] This little Japanese robot checks on customers and also uses a security camera to help catch shoplifters.

[09:04:39] It's so cute!

[09:04:40] Hello! That's so funny!

[09:04:42] It makes little sounds.

[09:04:44] Sorry, cat.

[09:04:46] I think he's the King of the Bugs.

[09:04:59] I think he's the King of the Bugs.

[09:05:10] I'm trolling them!

[09:05:11] Whoa!

[09:05:19] These baseball fans recruited more...

[09:05:21] That is terrifying!

[09:05:29] These baseball fans recruited more people to come cheer with their shirts off.

[09:05:33] One time!

[09:05:40] What the fuck?

[09:05:48] And then dash like in my car and then you can try to get my engine by disengaging because

[09:05:53] Apple sent me a g-

[09:05:54] So is this real?

[09:05:56] What?

[09:05:57] My engine by disengaging because Apple sent me a g-

[09:06:01] Okay that's pretty, that's pretty clever.

[09:06:05] Pretty funny.

[09:06:09] is this real or is he just a magician so you just put your money loose in the

[09:06:24] wallet like you know have it away right and then you flip it one way it goes

[09:06:29] into the act and then you flip it the other way wait yeah and then it goes

[09:06:34] into like these two vans yeah into the x you know how we're away right and then

[09:06:42] you flip it one way so is this real or is he just a magician the simple bifold

[09:06:53] in the wallet like you know how we're away right and then you flip it one way

[09:06:59] it goes into the X and then you flip it the other way wait yeah and then it goes

[09:07:05] into like these two bands I never knew this is how draw strings were added to

[09:07:14] sweatpants

[09:07:17] other way wait yeah no I don't know this is how draw strings were

[09:07:28] added to sweatpants.

[09:07:37] Oh my god, it all makes sense now.

[09:07:42] I thought I did it this whole time.

[09:07:46] This whole time.

[09:07:52] I need a two.

[09:07:54] Put my bands back in.

[09:07:58] Oh

[09:08:00] This prank

[09:08:02] Oh boy

[09:08:04] Ew, what

[09:08:14] It's looking wrong

[09:08:18] Oh man bro

[09:08:20] This prank backfired on him

[09:08:28] You know what? At least they were good sports. Even though you should have never done that.

[09:08:42] That's not nice. Don't do that shit. That's not a prank.

[09:08:49] I hope they're fine, because if you get into a stranger, that's fucking weird.

[09:09:10] Thanks for having me, no problem.

[09:09:13] I brought some wine, I hope that's okay.

[09:09:16] well dinner just came out of the oven

[09:09:18] oh yeah

[09:09:20] sometimes in hollywood

[09:09:22] dinner just came out of the oven

[09:09:24] oh yeah

[09:09:26] what the fuck

[09:09:28] sometimes in hollywood they'll

[09:09:30] uh can't you have any

[09:09:32] oh shit that happened like ikea bro

[09:09:34] it's hurt to take it so long

[09:09:36] boy bitter

[09:09:38] i brought some wine i hope that's okay

[09:09:40] well dinner just came out of the oven

[09:09:42] oh yeah

[09:09:44] Sometimes in Hollywood, they'll film stunts using miniatures.

[09:09:46] I've been to an Ikea before and I remember when I went to an Ikea a long time ago, it

[09:09:52] was so big I got lost.

[09:09:56] I didn't know what to do.

[09:10:01] Sometimes in Hollywood, they'll film stunts using miniatures just like this.

[09:10:04] And action!

[09:10:08] What the fuck?

[09:10:08] What's going on?

[09:10:09] And action!

[09:10:14] And action!

[09:10:18] Chair is just like this.

[09:10:19] And action!

[09:10:21] Shut up!

[09:10:24] Oh my man!

[09:10:25] I can't believe I made that.

[09:10:30] Is that a-

[09:10:31] And lots of people's favorites, the morning dove.

[09:10:40] This little guy made a friend at the-

[09:10:41] I'm gonna fuck!

[09:10:46] And lots of people's favorites, the morning dove.

[09:10:55] Now!

[09:10:55] This little guy made a friend at the airport.

[09:11:01] Aww, so cute!

[09:11:11] That's so cute!

[09:11:18] I always imagine that...

[09:11:20] I always imagined that the inside of a sinking boat would be much more chaotic than this.

[09:11:34] But my mom and dad would watch that.

[09:11:37] They'd be like, why is he doing that?

[09:11:40] Why?

[09:11:41] What's the purpose of this?

[09:11:43] Porque?

[09:11:44] Porque hace eso?

[09:11:46] And I always imagine that the inside of a sinking boat would be much more chaotic than this.

[09:11:54] Whoa.

[09:12:06] Kamami goes missing, that means someone-

[09:12:08] It's still scary, but it does look pretty.

[09:12:16] The mommy goes missing that means someone

[09:12:18] What is this like?

[09:12:19] The sinking boat would be much more

[09:12:24] Why is he still in there?

[09:12:25] Chaotic than this

[09:12:34] Rainy make me sad

[09:12:36] Maybe

[09:12:40] Where's the views?

[09:12:41] The mommy goes missing that means someone takes me

[09:12:43] And the cops come to you and they're like

[09:12:45] that's what your mom looks like what do you say I say that she has two rings her

[09:12:50] eyes are green and then her nose is pierced and then she has a body like

[09:12:55] comfy comfy

[09:13:05] oh my god

[09:13:07] At least, hey bro!

[09:13:09] What the fuck?

[09:13:11] He has two rings, her eyes are green, and then her nose is pierced, and then she has a body like something dumb.

[09:13:19] Wow, Darcy!

[09:13:21] Is he the first person to play the piano with a banana?

[09:13:31] Hey, hey, ow!

[09:13:37] The horse is not here.

[09:13:44] Guys, this parent needs to be tuned.

[09:13:47] So bad.

[09:13:48] The horse is not here.

[09:13:49] You're so bad.

[09:13:51] Holy shit.

[09:13:52] Is he the first person to play the piano with a banana?

[09:14:03] Somebody tune that banana!

[09:14:07] This baby whale shark seemed to really enjoy the bubble from these divers and kept circling

[09:14:25] back for more.

[09:14:27] That's a baby! It seems!

[09:14:37] Oh!

[09:14:38] When these divers and cats circle back for more.

[09:14:43] That's not in friends, isn't it?

[09:14:45] It's so popular.

[09:14:46] Well look at him.

[09:14:56] Why do cats feel the need to do this?

[09:14:59] Our cat caught a mouse in the garage, so he caught a mouse, couldn't find it, whatever.

[09:15:06] So we go out...

[09:15:08] Oh, okay, it's in the other one.

[09:15:10] So we go out to dinner and Chrissy...

[09:15:13] No!

[09:15:14] There he is!

[09:15:16] Look at him!

[09:15:18] Look at him!

[09:15:20] Aww!

[09:15:22] Oh my God, what is like...

[09:15:24] I don't even acknowledge me!

[09:15:30] I think I found the king of flamingos.

[09:15:32] Wow!

[09:15:34] Whoa!

[09:15:36] Oh, what the fuck?

[09:15:40] I think I found the king of flamingos.

[09:15:43] That is a big- that- that ship's taller than me!

[09:15:59] What?

[09:16:06] He couldn't believe his eyes

[09:16:15] Oh that's smart

[09:16:20] Oh she's so smart

[09:16:23] I see what she did

[09:16:36] He couldn't believe his eyes.

[09:16:46] He couldn't believe his eyes.

[09:17:01] It's so cool!

[09:17:06] The shark washed up on the beach, so this guy decided to help them out.

[09:17:18] The shark washed up on the beach, so this guy decided to help them out.

[09:17:25] The shark washed up on the beach, so this guy decided to help them out.

[09:17:34] I have to point out that approaching a shark is dangerous, so please do not attempt to

[09:17:48] Yeah, don't fucking do that.

[09:17:58] She wanted to see how long.

[09:18:08] She wanted to see how long.

[09:18:09] Really? You told the legal advice?

[09:18:10] To point out that it was legal.

[09:18:12] I'm most certain he's not telling you not to get, not to save a shark for legal advice.

[09:18:17] She's telling you that you don't do something stupid and end up having your armor leg eaten off by a friggin' shark!

[09:18:26] I have to point out that a fucking shark is dangerous, so please do not attempt to do this.

[09:18:39] She wanted to see how long she could hold on for if she was falling off a cliff.

[09:18:43] See how long it can hang off before I fall off the cliff?

[09:18:46] Oh, shit, that instant, the only shit.

[09:18:55] She wanted to see how long she could hold on for if she was falling off a cliff.

[09:19:01] Oh my god, instant death.

[09:19:05] Whoa!

[09:19:08] It's being abducted!

[09:19:10] Where was he again?

[09:19:16] Can you spot the octopus?

[09:19:21] Can you spot the octopus?

[09:19:26] Well, I mean, I already saw that he was here, so...

[09:19:29] I'm dammit, you...

[09:19:34] That's crazy.

[09:19:41] I saw this line on the ground.

[09:19:43] I saw the plane on the ground thought it was a piece of bread um it's a rock

[09:20:01] wait what instead of bedrock we've got bread rock and a cat going under the

[09:20:10] bridge probably bread on the ground thought it was a piece of bread it's a

[09:20:26] rock instead of bedrock we've got bread rock and a cat going under the bridge

[09:20:36] probably wasn't the smartest move brother I don't know if you know this very

[09:20:40] old bread in a way it would have molded right but the bridge probably wasn't the

[09:20:44] smartest move brother I don't know if you know this but I think you hit the

[09:20:49] bridge yeah I like the roof of your trucks missing yeah no I said yeah

[09:20:57] It's a convertible now.

[09:21:04] He really got rage baited by a bird.

[09:21:08] It's a convertible now.

[09:21:13] He really got rage baited by a bird.

[09:21:18] I was about...

[09:21:24] I was about...

[09:21:25] I'm trying to finish my senses but somebody wa-

[09:21:28] Don't give up on your dreams

[09:21:30] The rock is selling shampoo and conditioner and he's

[09:21:54] so do you think they like on what the rock my senses but somebody don't give

[09:22:00] up on your dreams the rock is selling shampoo and conditioner and he's

[09:22:05] he is

[09:22:15] I mean I mean like I'm sure people aren't buying it because they're like oh well

[09:22:22] of the rock you just ate.

[09:22:29] Don't give up on your dreams.

[09:22:36] Well, I mean, wait a minute.

[09:22:38] Maybe it's not even, maybe she's wrong.

[09:22:40] Maybe it's not shampoo.

[09:22:41] Maybe it's like, it says sun care there.

[09:22:43] Maybe it's for like his bald head in the sun.

[09:22:52] It's skin care for your bald head.

[09:22:56] So it's like a sunscreen.

[09:23:02] Like a bald head screen.

[09:23:14] It's a bald head screen.

[09:23:18] The rock doesn't smile like that.

[09:23:21] Guys, you can't scrim AI at every second, and it's probably like a strangely edited photo.

[09:23:34] He uses turtle wax?

[09:23:48] Shit.

[09:23:51] The rock is selling shampoo and conditioner, and he's bald.

[09:23:59] So do you think they like olives?

[09:24:02] I fucking hate- oh my god that's my mom.

[09:24:04] Oh my god this is literally my mom, this is literally my mom, this is literally my mom,

[09:24:08] this is literally- this is literally my mom!

[09:24:11] This is literally my mom bro!

[09:24:14] My mom fucking loves olives so much.

[09:24:16] She puts olives in everything.

[09:24:19] Oh my god.

[09:24:20] It got to a point where when my mom used to make like empanadas and stuff, empanadillas,

[09:24:25] I would request a special empanadilla without olives because she puts so much fucking olives and everything

[09:24:32] and I'm just like, please no. Please, mommy, please, please, mommy, please, mommy, please, mommy, please, not olives.

[09:24:39] Please.

[09:24:42] No, I'll take tuna, please.

[09:24:45] This is a needle.

[09:24:47] Do you know how to say olive in Spanish?

[09:24:50] Say it with me, I'll teach you olive in Spanish.

[09:24:56] Are you ready?

[09:24:57] I say tuna.

[09:24:58] Doesn't that sound like some sort of like fish?

[09:25:07] It's a say tuna.

[09:25:08] That's how you say olives in Spanish.

[09:25:13] I say tuna.

[09:25:17] I say tuna.

[09:25:23] I say tuna.

[09:25:25] I say tuna, okay?

[09:25:27] I say it.

[09:25:31] I say tuna.

[09:25:34] And that is a haystack.

[09:25:37] Let's find the needle in the haystack.

[09:25:38] What?

[09:25:39] And then...

[09:25:42] You gotta be fucking kidding.

[09:25:43] This is a needle.

[09:25:45] And that...

[09:25:45] Oh, but he put a big needle in there. It's not like he did a small needle. He put a big fucking needle in there. I'm sorry.

[09:25:53] A haystack. Let's find the needle in the haystack. I don't even know where to start.

[09:25:59] At least my screen time is going down. I managed to find a metal detector.

[09:26:05] He's gonna step on it.

[09:26:07] How long did it take you?

[09:26:17] Four hours.

[09:26:18] I don't know exactly what I'm looking for.

[09:26:19] Four hours and twenty minutes.

[09:26:20] Four hours and twenty minutes.

[09:26:21] Yeah, but he cheated.

[09:26:22] He used a freaking metal detector.

[09:26:23] That's cheating, bro.

[09:26:24] Do it without...

[09:26:25] Oh, my God.

[09:26:26] Use the freaking metal detector.

[09:26:30] That's cheating, bro.

[09:26:36] Do it without, oh my god.

[09:26:38] Do it without the metal detector.

[09:26:40] Do it without the metal detector.

[09:26:42] I don't know exactly what I'm looking at,

[09:26:43] but it's pretty cool.

[09:26:44] Well, what am I looking at brain, brain scan head?

[09:26:56] Brain scan.

[09:26:58] A scan of brain.

[09:27:04] When your GPS copies your accent?

[09:27:13] I want a pint of bakery

[09:27:16] Sorry, something went wrong

[09:27:18] Look at you say it now

[09:27:21] I want a pint of bakery

[09:27:25] Sure, I want a pint of bakery

[09:27:31] Ain't no fucking way, what the fuck?

[09:27:34] Why with me make such a big accident?

[09:27:36] So what's wrong?

[09:27:38] Sorry, something...

[09:27:40] I want a pint of bakery

[09:27:43] Sorry, something went wrong.

[09:27:45] Look at you, Sarah.

[09:27:48] I'm a Pinto bakery.

[09:27:52] Sure, on a Pinto paper. Let's go.

[09:27:54] Oh my god!

[09:27:56] So, what's the name of the movie?

[09:27:58] Yeah, no, I have plenty of movies that we could watch.

[09:28:00] We could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight, or we could watch Twilight.

[09:28:09] Twilight. Wait, but why do you have so many copies of Twilight? Why do you have so much...

[09:28:16] But why so much Twilight? So what's the name of the movie? Yeah.

[09:28:21] She has like, oh my god, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Those are nine copies

[09:28:28] of New Moon and they're all the same.

[09:28:34] No, I have plenty of movies that we could watch.

[09:28:40] We could watch Twilight or we- Wait, what's the name of the movie?

[09:28:44] Yeah, no, I have plenty of movies that we could watch.

[09:28:46] Okay, they have- she has the Twilight Saga, which I'm guessing it's like all of them together.

[09:28:51] Watch We Could Watch Twilight.

[09:28:52] She has the Twilight Saga Extended Edition's Twilight New Moon Eclipse, which is probably

[09:28:57] another like full collection of all of them Twilight or we could watch and it's

[09:29:01] the Twilight saw the new moon Twilight Tentacion

[09:29:07] is this in Spanish

[09:29:14] Twilight or we could watch Twilight okay this is like okay this is a single disc

[09:29:19] edition of Twilight Twilight or we could watch Twilight and these are all the

[09:29:26] Same copies of the first movie

[09:29:56] The cat doesn't know how to play, but my neighbor has a laugh at him, so I say,

[09:30:02] What Spanish is it from? Where is that Spanish from?

[09:30:06] I don't know how to play, but my neighbor has a laugh at him, so I say,

[09:30:10] Is it Argentina?

[09:30:11] The cat doesn't know how to play, so I say,

[09:30:14] Ah, you see? I know my shit!

[09:30:17] No, Chile, Chile is like a little different. Chile is a little different. Chile is different.

[09:30:31] Chile sounds different. When I think of... I like the way people from Chile speak because

[09:30:37] They sound so cute and elegant. It's very elegant to me.

[09:30:44] It sounds very, uh, very, very cute.

[09:30:49] Can't even discover this.

[09:30:50] You're good.

[09:30:53] When they talk like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da,

[09:30:58] I don't know how to explain it. It's really cute. Super cute.

[09:31:04] Look, she has it right there.

[09:31:06] I like it.

[09:31:06] And what's only do not I am oh no I ain't just it right

[09:31:14] Look says it right there

[09:31:17] To me it sounds elegant. Okay, whatever bro. Whatever bro. Whatever bro. You got a role only do not I am

[09:31:26] above all truck

[09:31:28] Y'all what?

[09:31:31] Look says it right there

[09:31:33] How did he even discover this?

[09:31:36] He did.

[09:31:41] Look, she's in right there.

[09:31:43] And what's on me?

[09:31:45] Do not iron.

[09:31:46] A Volvo truck.

[09:31:48] Why would you fucking iron your Volvo truck?

[09:31:55] Y'all, why I'm at this apartment complex,

[09:31:57] I'm like, that rock looked a little too perfect.

[09:31:59] Like, how did it get a rock that looked so rock?

[09:32:03] They did it. It's a fake rock.

[09:32:06] I fucking knew that was a fake rock. It looks like plastic.

[09:32:09] Perfect. Like, how'd it get a rock that looks so rock?

[09:32:12] It doesn't look rock. It looks like plastic to me.

[09:32:15] Fake as hell.

[09:32:17] How'd it get a rock that looks so rock?

[09:32:21] Oh, no liquor, only wine.

[09:32:24] They did it. It's fake as hell.

[09:32:28] I think they ran out of liquor.

[09:32:30] If you liked this video, you might enjoy this one as well, where I go over some of the most

[09:32:57] viral videos that broke my brain. And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.

[09:33:01] It's not meet me. It's not meet me. It's not meet me.

[09:33:09] Road runner sound.

[09:33:16] What noise a roadrunner makes?

[09:33:46] Eww!

[09:33:48] That's what they sound like?

[09:33:53] Hey, they're gonna meet me!

[09:33:58] They're gonna meet me!

[09:34:04] Hey, they're gonna meet me!

[09:34:10] Hey, they're gonna meet me!

[09:34:15] They don't go meet me!

[09:34:22] They don't!

[09:34:23] They don't go meet me!

[09:34:24] I'm sorry!

[09:34:25] I'm sorry to tell you!

[09:34:26] I'm sorry to be the breaker of bad news!

[09:34:29] They don't go meet me!

[09:34:31] Hello everyone, this is your Daily News of Internet.

[09:34:34] She called a Mickey Mouse party performer to accuse her of stealing her identity and

[09:34:38] the performer immediately locked in.

[09:34:41] What?

[09:34:42] Hi, this is Lisa.

[09:34:43] How can I help?

[09:34:44] Well, I've heard that you've been impersonating me, and I don't take that lightly, uh-huh!

[09:34:51] Excuse me? This is the real Mickey Mouse! Now, let me give you a question! Where's Donald? He's always by my side!

[09:34:59] Whoa! Right here! What's your problem? I'm Donald!

[09:35:03] So what do you have to say to that, Mickey?

[09:35:06] I don't know what to believe, but I got Donald right here!

[09:35:10] I'll make a perfect pancake.

[09:35:12] What?

[09:35:13] Hi, this is Lisa.

[09:35:15] How can I help?

[09:35:17] Well, I've heard that you've been impersonating me, and I don't take that lightly.

[09:35:22] Uh-huh.

[09:35:23] Excuse me?

[09:35:24] This is the real Mickey Mouse.

[09:35:26] Now let me give you a question.

[09:35:28] Where's Donald?

[09:35:29] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:30] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:31] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:32] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:33] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:34] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:35] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:36] He's at the hospital.

[09:35:37] Er, let me give you a question.

[09:35:38] Where's Donald?

[09:35:39] He's always by my side.

[09:35:41] Donald is right here!

[09:35:42] Where's the ropes?

[09:35:43] Where's Donald?

[09:35:44] Buh!

[09:35:45] So what do you have to say about that, Mickey?

[09:35:48] I don't want to believe

[09:35:49] that I got Donald right here!

[09:35:52] Buh!

[09:35:53] I'll make a perfect pancake, you son-

[09:35:55] What the fuck is wrong with people?

[09:36:10] There's a longer version, there ain't no fucking way.

[09:36:17] What the hell?

[09:36:18] Oh my god.

[09:36:19] Start in the saucepan and then you flip it.

[09:36:22] Make a perfect pancake.

[09:36:24] You start in the saucepan and then you flip it.

[09:36:26] Ha ha ha ha!

[09:36:29] Whoa!

[09:36:31] That's dirty.

[09:36:33] Hey, he's gonna get dirty.

[09:36:35] Brace him, look at mommy.

[09:36:37] Bam!

[09:36:38] Ha ha ha!

[09:36:40] Make him more dishes dirty.

[09:36:42] That is true, you do make more dishes dirty.

[09:36:46] He's gonna get dirty.

[09:36:51] Brace him, look at mommy.

[09:36:53] Say cheese.

[09:36:55] Can you do cheese?

[09:36:57] Oh my god.

[09:36:59] Can you do it?

[09:37:01] No.

[09:37:03] What the fuck?

[09:37:05] I think you're taking this a little too seriously, Rich.

[09:37:07] Bruh, that's the worst.

[09:37:09] Let him live out his dreams!

[09:37:11] Let him live out his dreams!

[09:37:13] Can you do that no more?

[09:37:15] No.

[09:37:17] I can't.

[09:37:19] I can't.

[09:37:21] You do that, Noah?

[09:37:22] No.

[09:37:27] Bro, the kids are like...

[09:37:28] It's a little too serious, he rips.

[09:37:30] Bruh, this is the worst false advertisement I've ever seen in my f***ing life, bro.

[09:37:34] Look at that.

[09:37:35] Rispy pizza margarito.

[09:37:38] That looks like a good pizza.

[09:37:40] Oh!

[09:37:45] That...

[09:37:46] That looks terrible.

[09:37:51] Well, maybe it'll look better when they bake it in the oven.

[09:37:57] Maybe when they bake it in the oven, it'll look better.

[09:38:02] Maybe it'll look better in the oven.

[09:38:04] Brother!

[09:38:05] Oh, look at this tree. I've never seen a cactus tree.

[09:38:08] What?

[09:38:09] What?

[09:38:11] What do you... huh?

[09:38:14] Is your cactus growing out of...?

[09:38:17] Wait, I've never seen a thing like this in my life.

[09:38:21] a tree is the cactus the tree is this cactus so i guess peace was what do you

[09:38:30] what do you see a cactus those exist in in california no way cactus tree what

[09:38:36] kind of well what is it like what's it called is it called a cactus tree

[09:38:44] No, those are the tall ones.

[09:38:51] Just cactus.

[09:38:52] It's just a cactus.

[09:38:53] What?

[09:38:54] What do you mean?

[09:38:55] What is a tree?

[09:38:56] What do you...

[09:38:57] Huh?

[09:38:58] Is your cactus right up there?

[09:38:59] Cactus become wood like as they change too.

[09:39:00] Is the tree...

[09:39:01] Is the cactus the tree?

[09:39:02] Is this cactus?

[09:39:03] So I guess...

[09:39:04] Wait, the cactus turns into wood?

[09:39:05] No, you know you are spying!

[09:39:06] You are spying!

[09:39:07] I'm not a tree, Carouselra!

[09:39:08] Oh shit!

[09:39:09] Where are the carousel?

[09:39:10] It was spying! I'm not a tree, carousel!

[09:39:12] We're on a shit-

[09:39:13] We're looking like a treologist!

[09:39:20] Joshua toy!

[09:39:22] Who the fuck is Joshua?

[09:39:24] Huh?

[09:39:25] Is there cactus growing out of a tree?

[09:39:28] Is the cactus the tree-

[09:39:29] Is this cactus?

[09:39:31] So, I guess peace was never in motion.

[09:39:33] Do it!

[09:39:33] Oh my god.

[09:39:40] What?

[09:39:49] The amount of pollen.

[09:39:55] What?

[09:39:59] How?

[09:40:03] A gyrocopter?

[09:40:12] Would you not be terrified because I would?

[09:40:19] I would only do it if I want to see God.

[09:40:22] Yeah, like, what about oxygen, like, wouldn't the oxygen, like, he's so high?

[09:40:30] The amount of pollen in the Swiss Alps is crazy.

[09:40:32] Crazy.

[09:40:33] Welcome to the Swiss Alps, where we are literally covered in pollen.

[09:40:38] Did you wonder where it's coming from?

[09:40:39] I'll show you.

[09:40:42] Wait, but that looks beautiful behind her.

[09:40:50] Holy shit.

[09:40:51] Crazy.

[09:40:52] Welcome to the Swiss Alps.

[09:40:53] The amount of pollen in the Swiss Alps is crazy.

[09:40:56] Oh my god, look at that cloud of pollen.

[09:41:01] amount of pollen. Oh my god look at the pollen cloud. There's so much pollen. Yeah it's true

[09:41:09] this old plant G's. Pollen in the Swiss Alps is crazy. Welcome to the Swiss Alps where

[09:41:15] we are literally covered in pollen. Did you wonder where it's coming from? I'll show

[09:41:20] No!

[09:41:21] I don't want to know- AHHHHHH!!

[09:41:26] Rarrrr!

[09:41:29] Huff!

[09:41:31] Huff!

[09:41:31] I'm gonna run for my life!

[09:41:32] Ahhhh!

[09:41:33] Some salary will be still sliding to this day

[09:41:35] Eh

[09:41:35] Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaar!!!!

[09:41:36] Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[09:41:38] HAaAaAaAaAaah!

[09:41:40] Goodbye

[09:41:40] I see a ship on me!

[09:41:42] I on his ass!

[09:41:47] All the way down!

[09:41:50] Oh, rock climbing!

[09:41:55] Molly!

[09:41:56] OH NO!

[09:41:58] OH NO!

[09:41:59] Wait, what?!

[09:42:00] This delivery driver was going about his business until he got into a 1v1.

[09:42:30] My turn!

[09:42:32] Oh, shit.

[09:42:38] Whoa!

[09:42:40] AHHHH!

[09:42:46] Awww.

[09:42:48] Awww.

[09:42:50] I bet you've never seen Ronald McDonald sing the national anthem before.

[09:42:54] What the fuck?

[09:43:00] Don't tell me what's so

[09:43:09] Fucking nightmare what the fuck I

[09:43:14] Bet you've never seen Ronald McDuck. I'm gonna see these any paid to do this Donald sing the national anthem before

[09:43:30] What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

[09:43:41] Hey!

[09:43:43] I am a baby!

[09:43:46] What could possibly be the context for the teacher to be doing this?

[09:43:49] Hey!

[09:43:54] What?

[09:43:55] What?

[09:43:56] What could possibly be the context for the teacher to be doing this?

[09:43:59] this. What the fuck is going on? That's the things my teacher would do when I'm already

[09:44:09] overstimulated. This robot is way too cold. Just sing the national anthem in Puerto Rico.

[09:44:20] We have our own national anthem in Puerto Rico.

[09:44:22] For him.

[09:44:26] Oh, start the planker!

[09:44:32] Your own anthem!

[09:44:34] Can you sing it?

[09:44:36] Can I sing the Puerto Rican national anthem?

[09:44:40] I've done it on stream before.

[09:44:42] The robot is way too cool for him.

[09:44:49] Yes you have.

[09:45:02] This robot is way too cool for him.

[09:45:05] Ray has the Puerto Rican national anthem as an alert?

[09:45:09] What?

[09:45:22] Why?

[09:45:27] But why?

[09:45:39] What the fuck?

[09:45:44] Pero por que?

[09:45:50] Shrug it's Ray

[09:45:51] Es la tierra de Borinke en donde nacido yo

[09:45:57] Es un hadín florido de mágico

[09:46:02] Oh

[09:46:32] The sea and the sun, the sea and the sun, the sea and the sun, the sea and the sun, the sea and the sun

[09:46:46] This robot is wait- Wait, what?

[09:46:49] I'm sorry, we have to listen to this guy again

[09:46:53] I can't explain it, but I'm certain this soap dispensers Italian

[09:46:59] This robot is way too cool for him

[09:47:02] Oh

[09:47:19] This kid always wanted to ride a horse

[09:47:32] Yeah, so, you ready?

[09:47:34] Yeah.

[09:47:36] Come on!

[09:47:38] Aw, he was so happy riding the freaking horse.

[09:47:41] Horse!

[09:47:43] Come on!

[09:47:44] Yeah, come on!

[09:47:45] Yes, yeah!

[09:47:46] That's so cute.

[09:47:47] Yeah, so, you ready?

[09:47:49] Yeah.

[09:47:50] That turns his life.

[09:47:51] Come on!

[09:47:59] This pony looked like it was glitching.

[09:48:01] I've never seen that before, and one of them will be suspended like that.

[09:48:08] Wow.

[09:48:09] You're good, Si.

[09:48:11] It took me a second to figure out what was wrong with this.

[09:48:18] Damn it, can't get this light off.

[09:48:20] Left rear door.

[09:48:21] Alright, let's go.

[09:48:24] What?

[09:48:26] Oh, he went through the window.

[09:48:33] The fucking window.

[09:48:38] You live in New York and there's a 6-7 party?

[09:48:46] What?

[09:48:50] So, how did that get a-

[09:49:04] What?!

[09:49:05] Ain't no fucking way that this is happening!

[09:49:17] Able way, Chud. This is where, this is where we're at as a society. Look at us.

[09:49:22] Five, three, two, one.

[09:49:25] Niggie!

[09:49:26] So how did that get us there?

[09:49:32] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[09:49:36] My bike!

[09:49:38] What do you have under there?

[09:49:44] What is that?

[09:49:46] What is that?

[09:49:48] Oh my god, it's AirPods.

[09:49:50] That's my earbuds.

[09:49:52] That's not an egg.

[09:49:54] What are you doing?

[09:49:56] It wants to smell the earbuds.

[09:49:58] What is that?

[09:50:00] What is that?

[09:50:02] Oh my god, it made it fresh.

[09:50:06] That's my earbuds.

[09:50:08] That's not an egg.

[09:50:10] What are you doing?

[09:50:12] be turned off. What the heck? Fuses to be turned off. Uh oh. That's a problem. And you just

[09:50:34] Hold it from the side and stop it from the way away.

[09:50:39] Oh.

[09:50:47] Ready?

[09:50:48] One, two, three.

[09:50:50] Hold my toe and my mom genuinely thought this would work.

[09:50:52] One, two, three.

[09:51:00] Nothing.

[09:51:01] I look like a fool.

[09:51:04] What?

[09:51:05] Ain't no way, ain't no way, Scott, there's no way, there's, there's no fucking way that

[09:51:18] she thought, that she could, is she high?

[09:51:27] Nothing.

[09:51:28] I look like a fool.

[09:51:34] This owl got stuck in this tree, so these firemen decided to help them out.

[09:51:37] A girl's going for a walk again, maybe.

[09:51:40] Oh no!

[09:51:41] Baby Owl!

[09:51:42] Good job.

[09:51:43] I don't think the father sheins tried at all.

[09:51:55] Oh.

[09:51:56] baby bell I think this guy's discovered the

[09:51:59] bell

[09:52:00] oh my god it's literally the same thing

[09:52:02] the father she's tried at all

[09:52:05] bell baby bell I think this guy's

[09:52:09] discovered the back rooms

[09:52:10] hotel room pretty normal two beds we got

[09:52:13] this but wait what's this what does this

[09:52:16] come out to

[09:52:20] It comes out to a living room, and a house, and a motorcycle, and a golf cart, and that's

[09:52:32] a whole pool.

[09:52:34] What?

[09:52:35] This, what does this come out to?

[09:52:38] I'm sorry, what?

[09:52:40] It's a hotel room, pretty normal, two beds, we got this, but wait, what is this?

[09:52:46] What is this? What does this come out to?

[09:52:53] It comes out to a living room, and a house, and a motorcycle.

[09:53:01] Golf cart? And that's a whole pool.

[09:53:07] This is not real. What is this?

[09:53:11] A film studio, maybe.

[09:53:13] and a motorcycle, a golf cart, and that's a full pool.

[09:53:19] Ah, that's too cool.

[09:53:25] These mascots run.

[09:53:30] These mascots race against each other at the bottom of Orioles games.

[09:53:35] I'm called racing!

[09:53:39] This was Mustard's first win after 27 losses.

[09:53:42] Tell me.

[09:53:43] Oh my god!

[09:53:44] Congratulations, Mustard!

[09:53:45] These mascots race against each other at the Baltimore Orioles games.

[09:53:52] Hey, what's the green one?

[09:53:55] Hey, what's the green one back there?

[09:53:57] If that's Mustard and that's Ketchum, what's the green one?

[09:54:02] Relish?

[09:54:03] Ew.

[09:54:07] What's Relish?

[09:54:08] This was Mustard's first win after 27 losses.

[09:54:11] Tell me you're cheap without telling me you're cheap my husband said he didn't need your

[09:54:17] slides because these keep him on his toes.

[09:54:21] The slides ain't question.

[09:54:25] Do you think that Harry Styles?

[09:54:26] The slides ain't question.

[09:54:28] Oh my God.

[09:54:30] Those trunkless.

[09:54:32] The tops are gone.

[09:54:35] Yeah, it's true he didn't lie at least, you know.

[09:54:41] telling the truth do you think that Harry styles know about this

[09:55:11] I've never seen!

[09:55:14] Dad don't say it.

[09:55:15] She has scary styles and you know about this?

[09:55:17] Do you think you can open the mouth?

[09:55:24] Mouth size! What the fuck?

[09:55:31] She's scared to ride so her boyfriend tried to calm her down.

[09:55:34] I'm so scared.

[09:55:35] Hold on! Just hold on! We're going home!

[09:55:39] This trash can sorts the trash that's put into it.

[09:56:09] Oh my god!

[09:56:11] This trash can sorts the trash that's put into it.

[09:56:14] Wait, that's pretty cool.

[09:56:18] Where would it store me?

[09:56:22] How does it know?

[09:56:24] But how does it know?

[09:56:27] Okay, first...

[09:56:35] Wait, I... Oh!

[09:56:37] What? Where? Which back where I go in there if I was?

[09:56:41] You too smell the red trash where I got. I'm gonna reach into your computer. I'm gonna shake you.

[09:56:45] I will fucking shake you.

[09:56:51] I will shake you.

[09:56:53] What the heck? Don't put your head through there!

[09:56:56] They made a device that made seeing veins easier.

[09:56:59] Oh! I've seen these things. Isn't that cool?

[09:57:01] They figured out how to make a song with bottles of coca-cola, they figured out how to make

[09:57:16] a song with bottles of Coca-Cola.

[09:57:18] Look at this.

[09:57:27] Y'all look at this.

[09:57:28] How you gonna close this sidewalk?

[09:57:30] Man, if you don't...

[09:57:33] I don't think his dog likes it when he fakes it.

[09:57:38] I don't think his dog likes it when he fakes a sneeze.

[09:57:46] There's planes, trains, and automobiles all in this video.

[09:58:13] At least he has the energy to drink it.

[09:58:14] What's our base name?

[09:58:16] Start to believe people f***ing believe.

[09:58:18] At least he has the energy to drink it.

[09:58:21] I don't need a Red Bull versus a Toopic.

[09:58:23] What?

[09:58:26] It took him nine hours to do that shit?

[09:58:32] Professional Red Bull drinker.

[09:58:33] Do not attempt.

[09:58:34] What makes you a professional?

[09:58:36] Like, how do you become a professional Red Bull drinker?

[09:58:43] I

[09:59:07] Don't think they signed up for this

[09:59:13] Oh, shit!

[09:59:18] Wake up in Australia and go ruin your house!

[09:59:23] These chairs made out of trees look so cool.

[09:59:26] All the chairs, the chairs made out of trees!

[09:59:32] This robot helps cyclists.

[09:59:37] This robot helps cyclists park their bikes for them.

[09:59:43] You trust that roe bait?

[09:59:59] What?

[10:00:08] I think this cat wants to throw down.

[10:00:13] God, he's so cute.

[10:00:15] Don't suffocate.

[10:00:16] Oh, oh, this is the cutest ever scene.

[10:00:19] I think this cat wants to throw down.

[10:00:24] It's so fluke.

[10:00:28] Are you walking to a study room after someone and realize there's genuinely levels of what?

[10:00:34] One of my subscribers-

[10:00:35] AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY SOMEBODY WROTE ALL THAT SHIT.

[10:00:49] HOLY SHIT.

[10:00:51] THIS IS INSANE.

[10:00:55] THEY STUDY AND IT SHOWS, YES!

[10:01:02] One of my subscribers sent me this video where their round of golf was interrupted by a fox.

[10:01:06] I love it!

[10:01:08] We got the ball!

[10:01:10] You can't make this up!

[10:01:12] You're gonna take the ball!

[10:01:14] You have it, you have it!

[10:01:16] He's got the ball!

[10:01:20] My little ball!

[10:01:22] Ball!

[10:01:32] Their front-facing camera was broken so they had to improvise.

[10:02:02] I need to know how she made this.

[10:02:09] You got any kitchen all done?

[10:02:16] Me?

[10:02:17] Yeah.

[10:02:18] Yeah, I'm a chef.

[10:02:19] Seriously?

[10:02:20] Whoa.

[10:02:21] My house.

[10:02:22] I'm a chef, I'm a chef.

[10:02:29] You got any kitchen all done?

[10:02:30] I'm a chef at my house too.

[10:02:32] Yeah, I'm a chef.

[10:02:34] Seriously?

[10:02:35] Whoa, at my house.

[10:02:38] According to my own speed,

[10:02:42] I'll let you know when I look into the exit.

[10:02:45] This is what happens when you use mouthwash.

[10:02:47] Your mouth is home to millions of bacteria,

[10:02:49] some harmful, some part of a healthy world ecosystem.

[10:02:53] When antiseptic mouthwash hits the slide,

[10:02:55] watch what happens.

[10:02:57] The movement just stops.

[10:02:59] Look at this.

[10:03:00] Yeah?

[10:03:01] At what some part of a healthy-

[10:03:02] Where does it go?

[10:03:03] In the ecosystem.

[10:03:03] When antiseptic mouthwash hits the slide, watch what happens.

[10:03:07] The movement just stops.

[10:03:09] Look at this.

[10:03:10] Wait a minute, does that mean you kill it all?

[10:03:15] We kill millions every day?

[10:03:21] Oh my god, we kill millions every day.

[10:03:25] Millions upon millions we kill.

[10:03:27] And I have to do mouthwash with medical mouthwash, and there's a million more millions!

[10:03:37] Strawberry. It's sitting.

[10:03:39] This is gummy bear.

[10:03:43] Strawberry bear.

[10:03:45] Here it comes, folks. It's the Door Dash Dot!

[10:03:49] Hi, over here.

[10:03:50] First experience with Door Dash Dot.

[10:03:53] What the fuck?

[10:03:53] Hi!

[10:03:55] Hi!

[10:03:56] This might be the fanciest toilet I've ever seen.

[10:04:26] This might be the fanciest toilet I've ever seen.

[10:04:33] That's a fucking toilet.

[10:04:42] God damn, why you tall as hell man, how tall are you?

[10:04:46] 6'8, man, they lying.

[10:04:48] You like 6'10, 6'11.

[10:04:50] Who you blibble?

[10:04:52] What?

[10:04:53] Huh?

[10:04:54] You see her? I see her?

[10:04:56] One question, I get a lot.

[10:04:58] God damn, why you tall as hell, man?

[10:05:00] I'm sorry, this guy is not.

[10:05:02] Hmm.

[10:05:04] Say hey.

[10:05:06] This guy is not 6'8".

[10:05:08] Man, they lying.

[10:05:10] He's taller than that.

[10:05:12] You're like 6'10", 6'11", so you blibble.

[10:05:14] He's in fucking high school?

[10:05:24] That is crazy, bro, huh?

[10:05:39] It's here.

[10:05:40] It's here?

[10:05:41] One question I get asked a lot about my dull joints is why?

[10:05:46] To which I reply, why not?

[10:05:51] I guess they aren't fans of the heat, she's that is crazy that she was able to get her

[10:06:14] The joint's tattooed like that, that should must have hurt a lot.

[10:06:18] Is what?

[10:06:20] To which I reply,

[10:06:22] Oh, but see, did she get her neck tattooed so that it's like the neck hurt or no, no she didn't.

[10:06:31] Why not?

[10:06:33] I guess they aren't fans of the heat.

[10:06:38] Oh my god, they melted the fans.

[10:06:43] I never realized just how fast turtles can go.

[10:07:03] So what the fuck?

[10:07:04] I never realized just how fast turtles can go.

[10:07:13] So I was checking my garden this morning, and I see this.

[10:07:19] Check it out.

[10:07:20] Isn't that cool?

[10:07:22] This footage shows what a pilot's view would be like during an evening flight.

[10:07:25] It looks like that's a heart.

[10:07:30] Wow.

[10:07:31] I could never be a pilot bull.

[10:07:38] I can never be a pilot, Paul.

[10:07:42] Sherry.

[10:07:48] Hey, I'm falling away with it.

[10:07:51] Hey!

[10:07:52] Uh-oh.

[10:07:54] Where are you going?

[10:07:58] Oh no, he's still going.

[10:08:00] If you like this video, you might enjoy this one as well, where I go over some of the most

[10:08:15] viral videos that broke my brain.

[10:08:17] And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.

[10:08:19] Better?

[10:08:20] One more, one more!

[10:08:22] Oh.

[10:08:23] Oh.

[10:08:24] Oh.

[10:08:25] Oh.

[10:08:26] Oh.

[10:08:27] Oh.

[10:08:28] Oh.

[10:08:29] I think this might be a sign that advertising has gone too far

[10:08:59] Crazy

[10:09:04] I've been trying to yell at him. He can't hear me how much you getting paid bro. I'll write a little message

[10:09:15] He's like a live model he's bashful like this guy

[10:09:18] He's crazy, he's just an actor? Okay, he's an actor, but he's acting on a street corner

[10:09:30] in a building for a specific company. That's interesting.

[10:09:35] He's a bashful bloke this guy.

[10:09:43] I've been trying to get the hang of it lately, but the truth is...

[10:09:51] I've been trying to get the hang of it lately, but the truth is...

[10:10:01] I got an egg hack for y'all. Take your garlic, right?

[10:10:05] Trace it wherever you want your egg to stay. Now go ahead and crack your egg into the circle

[10:10:12] Come on there, Eggie

[10:10:14] As you can see, it stays in that circle. Let me get another one. As you can see, I lied. That did not work.

[10:10:19] There's a two in this one.

[10:10:20] See, it's the egg to- for y'all. Take your garlic, right?

[10:10:25] And trace it wherever you want your egg to stay. Now go ahead and crack your egg into the circle

[10:10:31] It wasn't anywhere inside the circle!

[10:11:01] Hello!

[10:11:05] Aw, Grandpa.

[10:11:07] He's so cute.

[10:11:08] He's adorable.

[10:11:10] That's the cutest grandpa ever!

[10:11:21] What the fuck, a banana?

[10:11:25] As the plasma moved around the globe,

[10:11:27] the light shifted and swirled to make a pattern that looked like a nebula.

[10:11:30] As the plasma moved around the globe, the light shifted and swirled to make a pattern

[10:11:45] that look like a nebula.

[10:11:50] That's what's happening inside my veins!

[10:12:02] Is that good?

[10:12:05] Oh, let's go!

[10:12:08] This is not a sponge bomb, bro!

[10:12:10] What the f***?!

[10:12:15] Oh

[10:12:24] This is not SpongeBob, oh

[10:12:45] You don't know that! You need to kill!

[10:12:47] Now, no sprazer!

[10:12:52] Uh-oh.

[10:12:53] This pregnant woman thought wearing a Chewbacca mask would help her during labor.

[10:12:57] What?

[10:13:04] What the fuck?

[10:13:07] Why? Why would you take this?

[10:13:08] This pregnant woman thought wearing a Chewbacca mask would help her during labor.

[10:13:15] Oh my god, tiny Chewbacca.

[10:13:22] Whoa.

[10:13:25] Why did- whoa, she made it!

[10:13:32] She made a mistake when she was in-

[10:13:37] Why did- Woah! She made a mistake when she was in st-

[10:13:44] I was wondering why she- She made a mistake when she was in stong

[10:13:54] her wig.

[10:13:55] Okay this is the grand reveal, I'm praying.

[10:13:57] Uh-oh.

[10:13:58] Oh

[10:14:08] No, oh no, oh

[10:14:12] No

[10:14:14] These wings come with like this fabric at the top, at the front, a lace front, and that

[10:14:40] fabric is supposed to like snugly like fit on the head so that it connects and then it

[10:14:46] looks like it makes the wig look natural you know what I mean and it sticks it it sticks

[10:14:52] to it sticks to the skin and it kind of like blends in it's pretty expensive but she just

[10:15:01] messed it up.

[10:15:04] Yeah that's why some wigs look very very real some wigs look very very real and they look

[10:15:09] I'm not like real hair or something, don't... but, oh God, oh no!

[10:15:19] Oh, no!

[10:15:24] Switch it, Chis.

[10:15:25] Is this Chis?

[10:15:26] Is this?

[10:15:27] Do we have an hour?

[10:15:28] Switch it, Chis!

[10:15:30] That's not much!

[10:15:32] How's this thing?

[10:15:33] This entire bear family were enjoying their time at the playground.

[10:15:40] I like wigs.

[10:15:43] Wigs can get pretty spazzy.

[10:15:48] That's so cute.

[10:15:49] Guess which fatty ate all of their treats for the week in one go and now has to go run it off.

[10:16:00] Aw.

[10:16:05] Do the thing.

[10:16:07] Do the freaking thing.

[10:16:10] She's not doing it.

[10:16:11] This Raven has learned how to sound like their owner.

[10:16:14] Salamzea.

[10:16:15] Salamzea.

[10:16:16] Salamzea.

[10:16:18] Zia?

[10:16:19] No, it's not Zia.

[10:16:20] Salamzea.

[10:16:21] Salamzea.

[10:16:22] Oh my god, I thought it was her talking, but it's not. It's the fucking bird.

[10:16:25] Do the freaking thing.

[10:16:27] It's not doing it.

[10:16:29] This raven has learned how to sound like their owner.

[10:16:32] Salamia.

[10:16:33] Salamia.

[10:16:34] Salamia.

[10:16:35] Sia.

[10:16:36] No, it's not Sia.

[10:16:37] Salamia.

[10:16:38] Salamia.

[10:16:39] Salamia.

[10:16:40] Salamia.

[10:16:41] Salamia.

[10:16:42] Salamia.

[10:16:43] Oh.

[10:16:44] Ew!

[10:16:45] I hate it!

[10:16:46] That's disgusting!

[10:16:47] No!

[10:16:48] I don't want no bird impersonating me and taking my identity!

[10:16:51] Salamia.

[10:16:52] Salamia.

[10:16:53] Salamia.

[10:16:54] Salamia.

[10:16:55] What the?

[10:17:01] This koala was abandoned as a Joey but was rescued and raised by this animal shelter.

[10:17:06] Oh my god it was a Joey but it's not a Joey anymore.

[10:17:08] Funning kill.

[10:17:10] There's a corner now.

[10:17:13] Can somebody tell me what it has?

[10:17:15] So damn tight.

[10:17:19] At first I thought she would go...

[10:17:20] Animal shelter.

[10:17:21] You big...

[10:17:23] Fun and kill.

[10:17:25] So cute.

[10:17:27] Can somebody tell me why this hat is so damn tight?

[10:17:34] At first I thought she was showing off a tiramisu.

[10:17:43] I've never heard a car sound so much like an airplane.

[10:17:46] It's going up the dune!

[10:17:53] It's literally like going up sideways, what the fuck?

[10:18:00] Holy shit!

[10:18:03] I've never heard a car sound so much like an airplane.

[10:18:10] Oh my god, it does sound like airplane.

[10:18:17] It sounds just like an aerial plane.

[10:18:22] Thank you.

[10:18:23] You're welcome.

[10:18:24] I didn't expect him to be this good.

[10:18:26] What?

[10:18:27] Ever seen you in community college?

[10:18:29] I didn't expect him to be this good.

[10:18:31] I guess people will really race anything.

[10:18:49] This entire group of elephants came together to help one of the babies that fell into the

[10:19:18] the water.

[10:19:19] Oh no, baby fell in!

[10:19:20] No!

[10:19:21] The baby!

[10:19:22] Somebody save the baby!

[10:19:23] Someone save the baby!

[10:19:24] Whoa!

[10:19:25] No, you can't shut up!

[10:19:26] Don't tell me what I can't do!

[10:19:27] That's your regular bike, I swear to God.

[10:19:28] Oh!

[10:19:29] I don't know what she said, but I don't think she meant to do that.

[10:19:40] I don't know what she said, but I don't think she meant to do that

[10:20:10] This clip of this woman ice skating was my favorite from this episode.

[10:20:18] Hey guys, what do you think is better here at the crunchy shrimp tempura or the shrimp

[10:20:38] tempura crunch?

[10:20:39] One of my subscribers sent me this cool clip of them drifting on the road.

[10:20:57] Hi daddy, it's mommy. Yeah, Olivia and I, I just picked her up from school. We're gonna go to the store. Do you need anything?

[10:21:03] You need some diapers because you pooped your pants.

[10:21:05] He he he he he he he he he he he!

[10:21:07] These Star Wars fans made a real-life speeder bike.

[10:21:09] WHAT THE FUCK!?

[10:21:13] HOW!?

[10:21:16] HOW DOES IT FLY!?

[10:21:23] HOW IS FLY?!

[10:21:29] Then dip!

[10:21:31] It's basically a drone...

[10:21:35] The Sagrada Familia in Barcelona finally finished construction and is now the tallest

[10:21:44] church in the world.

[10:21:46] Woah!

[10:21:47] What's the Sagrada Familia?

[10:21:52] My baby doesn't bend.

[10:21:57] Finally finished construction and is now the tallest church in the world.

[10:22:11] My baby doesn't bend.

[10:22:12] But Celona.

[10:22:13] The world.

[10:22:14] Leah and Barcelona finally finished construction and is now the tallest church in the world.

[10:22:24] It looks Catholic.

[10:22:29] It looks Catholic.

[10:22:31] It looks Catholic to me.

[10:22:34] The reason Christian, like, I don't know, bro, Christian Church doesn't do all this.

[10:22:44] Catholic has been in construction since the 1800s?

[10:22:49] Holy shit.

[10:22:51] That looks incredible.

[10:22:53] I want to see it in person.

[10:22:55] Well, I bet my mom will get a kick out of this.

[10:22:57] In Barcelona, finally finished construction

[10:23:00] and is now the tallest church in the world.

[10:23:02] My baby doesn't-

[10:23:13] Wow.

[10:23:18] Oh my god, this is a strong baby.

[10:23:22] This is the meanest guinea pig I've seen all day.

[10:23:27] He's kinda rude.

[10:23:29] I was rolling.

[10:23:30] What the heck, man?

[10:23:31] Kinda rude.

[10:23:32] I saw my stuff!

[10:23:37] He couldn't believe the dog dared to do that.

[10:23:39] Oh my god.

[10:23:40] See, cheese!

[10:23:45] Cheese!

[10:23:48] They somehow ended up in the middle of a sea lion party.

[10:23:52] Okay, you ready? This is so fun. I'm gonna get a good one. I'm gonna go up and down.

[10:24:03] I'm gonna get a good one. I'm gonna get a good one. I'm gonna get a good one. I'm gonna

[10:24:12] They're so cute!

[10:24:13] I was bite you, you but me.

[10:24:16] He made an organ that could be played with an iPad.

[10:24:18] Oh, they're so cute!

[10:24:19] Wearing a round of OV, pocket full of television, I was bite you, you but me.

[10:24:26] He made an organ that could be played with an iPad.

[10:24:28] Well, I got these mini boards from France and I wired them all up.

[10:24:33] I love it, I'm proud of you.

[10:24:37] Way to go.

[10:24:39] I'm so happy.

[10:24:41] That's amazing! I love it! Proud of you! Way to go!

[10:24:45] Just bought a house.

[10:24:47] Is that a... I wired it all up.

[10:24:49] Is that a bag?

[10:24:52] Proud of you! Way to go!

[10:24:54] You picked it up to your iPhone? Why are you so...

[10:24:57] That's amazing! I love it! Proud of you! Way to go!

[10:25:01] Just bought a house.

[10:25:02] That's up here.

[10:25:03] And the only three buttons that it appears they ever used are

[10:25:07] Start and plus 30 seconds stop cancel and potato

[10:25:13] I don't think Chad wants to help clean up. We're gonna start working on you clean it out dorm

[10:25:23] J we're gonna start working on you clean

[10:25:26] Come on, Chad! Come back!

[10:25:32] Yeah, buddy!

[10:25:33] These police officers were called to help

[10:25:35] when some little ducklings were exploring.

[10:25:37] The ducklings!

[10:25:41] Stay the ducklings!

[10:25:56] I don't think he quite got the idea.

[10:26:06] This is how flex pipes are made.

[10:26:33] The metal is woven in this way to help protect it against high heats.

[10:27:03] There are some of them, shut up!

[10:27:13] Oh, shit.

[10:27:15] These students decided to capture photos of themselves over seven years to record how much they changed.

[10:27:22] Whoa!

[10:27:23] He finally decided to listen to his dentist.

[10:27:51] Oh, oh nothing, just flossing.

[10:27:55] Wow, the flossing technique.

[10:28:03] Look at all the sails.

[10:28:05] Some say he can slice the atom.

[10:28:09] What the fuck?

[10:28:11] Ow.

[10:28:21] This guy made this mask to capture what he was seeing.

[10:28:50] One of my subscribers sent me this...

[10:28:52] How did...

[10:28:53] How did she not notice that long ass hair growing out of her forehead?

[10:29:05] Oh my god, I will rip that shit out so fast!

[10:29:08] One of my subscribers sent me this really cool video of a pink grasshopper.

[10:29:12] It's pink! It's so cute!

[10:29:15] Imagine being home alone and hearing this at 1am.

[10:29:37] I'm home alone and hearing this at 1 a.m.

[10:29:44] What the fuck?

[10:30:07] She found a kitten at the side of the road, so she decided to rescue it.

[10:30:11] Okay.

[10:30:13] Oh, goodness.

[10:30:15] Oh, no.

[10:30:17] Oh, no. I called it.

[10:30:19] Oh, he's taking.

[10:30:21] I'm so scared.

[10:30:23] I'm so scared.

[10:30:25] I'll lie.

[10:30:32] Stella, you're pretty!

[10:30:35] Now I don't have the whole time, I just know she can look up the window.

[10:30:45] It's porno.

[10:30:50] Are they swimming or are they dancing?

[10:30:55] Are they in the public restroom?

[10:30:57] Are you crazy, kid?

[10:31:00] What the fuck?

[10:31:02] I guess third time's the charm.

[10:31:04] Okay, maybe this one will work out. Ready?

[10:31:06] Watch this.

[10:31:10] Do it.

[10:31:12] Bam.

[10:31:14] Wow.

[10:31:16] That is it for this video, hope I made your day just a little better, and if you need

[10:31:22] something else to watch, here's some of the funniest animal videos ever.

[10:31:25] Thanks for giving me stuff to watch daily dose.

[10:31:29] Hi, I'm Nancy, I hope you had a good time in dopamine.

[10:31:34] I sadly had to miss this year's edition, and hope to meet you at a future European con.

[10:31:39] Love you and your con, and keep on doing what you do best.

[10:31:42] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[10:31:46] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Guys, it's time to play Warframe.

[10:32:00] If you recall, if you recall, I'm in the middle of the old piece.

[10:32:14] So I want to say thank you Warframe for sponsoring today's stream chat, download and play Warframe

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[10:32:32] And you too can be playing Warframe with me right now.

[10:32:36] We have a really cool um...

[10:32:42] We have a really cool place with a lot of cool people, you know?

[10:32:46] Our dojo's pretty cool if you wanna join our dojo.

[10:32:52] But Warframe doesn't work on your smart fridge.

[10:32:54] Well that just means you need to update your smart fridge and make it smarter.

[10:32:58] To run Warframe!

[10:33:02] Yeah, make your fridge smarter!

[10:33:08] Yeah, make your fridge smarter!

[10:33:10] We don't play on dumb fridges in this house

[10:33:17] I am a let me get into warframe

[10:33:27] Get a gamer fridge today if you don't well

[10:33:34] Then you're not you're not on you're not on the Christmas card

[10:33:40] Oh my god! What happened to me? Jesus! Oh my god! What was that, sir? Jesus Christ, sir!

[10:33:57] Did you see that?

[10:34:04] I almost died.

[10:34:10] Thank you for returning to me, Operator.

[10:34:14] You're welcome, I'm glad.

[10:34:16] I will always return to you.

[10:34:21] I'm in my ship right now.

[10:34:24] I have two unread messages in my inbox.

[10:34:28] Come on.

[10:34:30] Space salad, have a potato.

[10:34:37] Oh, thank you for the potato. I love it. It's delicious.

[10:34:42] Barrel Cateer. Tenno, the wait is over. I, Barrel Cateer, have returned. With more treasures from the void, all Tenno of Means are invited to peruse my latest treasure, and the crony are relayed on Saturn.

[10:34:56] I implore you not to hesitate, for as always, my visit will be brief, and my items exquisite. Wow. I can't believe I missed you.

[10:35:03] oops and I forgot to you guys I fuck you for war I forgot bro I will never make

[10:35:12] it now winter in my shit

[10:35:16] what are you are are you judging me for making my ship always Christmas did you

[10:35:23] know that we're almost in July July August September October November

[10:35:31] December six months and it's Christmas again. What's the point of taking them down? It's literally right around the corner

[10:35:42] It's literally right around the corner

[10:35:47] Nice

[10:35:49] okay are we going back to front think that's where we're supposed to go

[10:36:04] We're going

[10:36:07] Give Halloween the spotlight first I always care about Halloween

[10:36:34] Oh yeah, we have to destroy the turrets, I remember now.

[10:36:41] That's the spirit kill.

[10:36:44] Hey, you stop calling me Tato, leave me alone!

[10:36:49] Shut up.

[10:36:50] Shut up already, roll!

[10:36:52] Shut up!

[10:36:54] Shut up!

[10:37:01] Leave me alone!

[10:37:03] AHH!

[10:37:06] AH...

[10:37:07] I-

[10:37:07] Hhh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

[10:37:15] Hh-

[10:37:16] HAaaahhh!

[10:37:18] Fourth..

[10:37:19] Order, king!

[10:37:21] Th-

[10:37:21] Save..

[10:37:24] AAAAAH!

[10:37:24] AWESOME!!!

[10:37:26] Aw, thank you so much for the raid after your great stream.

[10:37:29] H-

[10:37:30] I hope you're doing good.

[10:37:31] I heard you fired this poor bat. I'm happy for you.

[10:38:01] AHHHHHH!

[10:38:04] I see Nekong.

[10:38:09] I see them.

[10:38:10] I see them.

[10:38:14] Thanks for the help, I didn't... I didn't do anything.

[10:38:18] I'm here for you, buddy.

[10:38:21] Trust the weak.

[10:38:23] Trust the weak. Come on, weak.

[10:38:26] Come on, weak weak.

[10:38:28] Come on, weak weak. Keep up, weak weak.

[10:38:31] If you don't keep up with me, you can't be friends!

[10:38:36] Keep up with me, wee-wee!

[10:38:43] Oh my gosh, they're shooting at me.

[10:38:49] You charge up, Adis. I've got your back.

[10:38:52] Come on, charge up! Stand here!

[10:38:53] I've got a 40-trend to them!

[10:38:56] Stand right here!

[10:38:57] See no flora, flowers.

[10:39:01] The only real alien life we've ever found.

[10:39:04] And since scarf them down, I'll cut your battery please.

[10:39:07] Just as well for us, they did, eh, Tino?

[10:39:10] Meal, please look right up in a way

[10:39:12] that's really for the prey, dog.

[10:39:14] Tino more high find.

[10:39:16] Tino more war.

[10:39:18] Oh, war.

[10:39:20] Stop, let me pull myself down a bit.

[10:39:27] What are you done charging up?

[10:39:31] Oh my god!

[10:39:33] You're so ugly!

[10:39:39] Sorry, I got scared.

[10:39:45] No, no!

[10:39:47] Nobody's pounding anything today!

[10:39:52] Shall we enlighten this channel?

[10:39:59] Shield status!

[10:40:01] I have to shoot it?

[10:40:02] I have to shoot it?

[10:40:03] Where am I going?

[10:40:07] Excuse me!

[10:40:14] Oh, follow me!

[10:40:15] It is okay!

[10:40:16] Excuse me!

[10:40:17] Excuse me!

[10:40:18] Excuse me, I'm here my friend!

[10:40:19] Excuse me!

[10:40:20] Excuse me, I'm here my friend. I'm here with my friend, leave my friend alone!

[10:40:32] Excuse me.

[10:40:36] I know, I know. It's a little, it's a little interesting, like a little, very angel. They're super cute.

[10:40:45] I will protect you with my life!

[10:40:52] I will protect you with my life!

[10:41:01] I won't work that day with my life!

[10:41:10] Oh

[10:41:29] Whoa

[10:41:40] Seldar, I'm glad you're here.

[10:41:42] I'm glad they're good.

[10:41:44] Better count your f-

[10:41:46] Dog and keep your ships on the ground.

[10:41:48] They'll all be set to carving your lost land.

[10:41:56] I'll kill anybody that stands in my way!

[10:41:58] Anyone!

[10:42:00] What? What? What? What?

[10:42:02] Anyone who stands my way will die.

[10:42:12] Now I land it under the rock.

[10:42:18] That place.

[10:42:19] Whoa, what is that big turd?

[10:42:22] Oh no.

[10:42:23] Precepting.

[10:42:24] What the?

[10:42:25] Oh!

[10:42:26] What the- Oh!

[10:42:36] I learned history in school!

[10:42:47] Hey, hey, hey, up look and you like that.

[10:42:51] Up look and you like that.

[10:42:56] Oh, I just realized that's not just because the war is in the game.

[10:42:58] That's the song from the opening.

[10:43:00] Did she hate her?

[10:43:01] That was the song from the opening.

[10:43:03] Now it's playing a variation of another song.

[10:43:09] A place to breathe.

[10:43:11] What the fuck is this?

[10:43:11] What is this?

[10:43:14] Watch.

[10:43:15] Relief on.

[10:43:21] Excuse me.

[10:43:23] What the fuck?

[10:43:28] Uh oh.

[10:43:35] Ew.

[10:43:46] This place is a horror, but this is horror,

[10:43:48] horror-fying, this game?

[10:43:49] It's like, horror movie.

[10:43:52] Coming out of this!

[10:43:53] Bye-bye!

[10:43:57] What the fuck?

[10:43:59] What is that thing?

[10:44:02] Let him go!

[10:44:04] Of course!

[10:44:05] Who is this?

[10:44:06] He's good and ready, child.

[10:44:09] Sanction TQ776DL.

[10:44:11] Repel intruders.

[10:44:14] So desperate for orders without your Sinoflora.

[10:44:22] What is that thing?

[10:44:26] It's so ugly!

[10:44:32] Oh, it's a song!

[10:44:36] Help me, kid! He doesn't hear you!

[10:44:39] Best in crime, best in crime

[10:44:44] Is an alien hat on top

[10:44:49] Don't you have time to find

[10:44:54] For never to find

[10:44:58] The blood of the blood of the blood of the blood of the blood of the blood of the blood of the blood

[10:45:05] I need you to reach out

[10:45:08] Don't you ever mind

[10:45:11] I'm tired

[10:45:13] To the pressure from above

[10:45:17] You've gone far, far, far, far

[10:45:22] All of my fears

[10:45:25] I need you to smile

[10:45:26] Aw, this fucking kid's here, huh?

[10:45:29] He's so pretty!

[10:45:30] I need you to reach out

[10:46:02] I just want to listen to the song again, okay?

[10:46:27] I know this will come in the hole.

[10:46:34] Ah!

[10:46:42] It is moving out!

[10:46:45] Hey, it's... come on!

[10:46:57] To fly, for that force of a blow

[10:47:04] You are the greatest fear

[10:47:08] And I know, I know, I know

[10:47:13] That you shall never die

[10:47:16] But I, for that force of a blow

[10:47:21] I will fight, I will fight!

[10:47:26] All I'm gonna take is back

[10:47:31] Where you're back, we try this and that

[10:47:36] I'll let you go, I'll let you go!

[10:47:41] We will win, we will win, we will win!

[10:48:50] Oh, God.

[10:48:55] That was great.

[10:51:30] I was just a prank guy, I was just a prank guy, I was just a prank!

[10:51:53] I was just a prank man!

[10:52:00] This is a prank, guys. Don't you know?

[10:52:07] I'm a prank YouTuber! I'm a prank YouTuber! I will subscribe now, guys!

[10:52:16] This is a game. This is a game. This is a game.

[10:52:24] I'm alive!

[10:52:28] This is my king!

[10:52:30] Those are friends!

[10:52:32] This is my channel!

[10:52:49] You can see me!

[10:52:51] Those are trees!

[10:52:54] Look, look, and breathe, Ben!

[10:53:01] I'll let you keep your legs free, and you're not allowed!

[10:53:10] It's like stuck in the tree!

[10:53:40] Not anymore! Not anymore!

[10:53:42] WAAAH!

[10:53:47] It's not looking the tree!

[10:53:57] I-I like this angle!

[10:54:00] So good!

[10:54:03] So good!

[10:54:40] Oh, yeah.

[10:54:45] Night off.

[10:54:47] Me, honey.

[10:54:49] Night off.

[10:54:50] Night off.

[10:54:59] Hey, guys.

[10:55:01] I do like me to fall down.

[10:55:04] It's not that serious.

[10:55:07] It's not that serious, guys.

[10:55:10] Oh, no.

[10:55:15] Yaaay!

[10:55:20] It's like a little bullman.

[10:55:26] No, don't!

[10:55:31] Ah, don't run yet.

[10:55:36] Ah, don't find me!

[10:55:40] This soap protects me from...

[10:55:51] Oh no! Not his bleeding!

[10:55:57] Hey, Bugs.

[10:56:02] He dead now.

[10:56:03] What happened to my friend who was like, I will, I will, I will heal you and protect you?

[10:56:10] Where's my friend? Uh oh, is my friend bad at me?

[10:56:17] It is. Uh oh.

[10:56:33] I'm sorry, I didn't want you, it was him or me, him or me.

[10:56:53] Oh no, oopsies, I'm sorry.

[10:56:57] Mom?

[10:57:01] Hey, how come you're not wearing my outfit?

[10:57:03] I'll kill them, notice.

[10:57:19] It knows.

[10:57:21] Uh-oh.

[10:57:22] Oh, Tenno, the truth of Tao must not be taken from us again.

[10:57:28] I need you to go back under, however briefly.

[10:57:31] I don't want to go back! Why don't you go back?

[10:57:33] If the danger is close to great, in your mind or in this place, you will sense it.

[10:57:43] I'll go back into the water.

[10:57:47] Back into the fucking water.

[10:57:49] and I go again I did do it but it wasn't my fault it was hammer oh shit oh

[10:58:04] oh shit

[10:58:08] let me take my medicine really quick oh shit what a treat what a treat I

[10:58:13] I still haven't played Uriel yet.

[10:58:18] Oh, I don't know, I don't know shit.

[10:58:19] I have not played Uriel at all.

[10:58:23] I have not touched Uriel.

[10:58:28] So I do not know what he's capable of.

[10:58:30] I've only seen other people play as him,

[10:58:32] and I've seen him zipping around going crazy.

[10:58:43] What is amazing is that this game is free, I can't believe this game is free!

[10:58:55] What are you just saying? This game is free!

[10:58:58] One is AoE damage, two is heal, and three is...

[10:59:02] Three is...

[10:59:04] Big damage, birth, four is death to everything nearby. Oh, shit.

[10:59:09] Oh shit, I'm gonna try it all, I'm gonna test it all.

[10:59:16] I'm gonna test it all, I'm gonna test it all, I'm gonna test it all.

[10:59:21] I'm testing it all, I tell you, I'm testing it all.

[10:59:27] Oh god.

[10:59:35] Why is there a freaking mine then? God damn it.

[10:59:37] And so you return without Hades, most unfortunate, your patron has forced me to recall about the voices.

[10:59:51] The voices are under control.

[10:59:54] Let us hope so. Now, what can you say is Galastra's goal?

[11:00:04] Uh, what's Galashry's goal?

[11:00:07] She wants to tell herself and her followers she's trying to restart the war by turning

[11:00:12] Sentience hostile.

[11:00:13] I don't know yet.

[11:00:14] Uh, I think it's the first one?

[11:00:17] Why am I being tested right now?

[11:00:22] War.

[11:00:23] Using the Sentience as her tools.

[11:00:26] A sound hypothesis.

[11:00:28] We know she can undo the liberating effect of the blooms.

[11:00:34] Your somatic readout indicates emotional stress.

[11:00:39] I am not judging you for what happened, Tenor.

[11:00:42] But we must find this.

[11:00:42] I'm an emotional girl.

[11:00:45] I know where he'll be.

[11:00:52] Like your skirt.

[11:00:58] Nice skirt, bro.

[11:01:03] Watch me.

[11:01:04] I'm only leaving because I have to leave.

[11:01:08] Tell her, I know you're loyal, and you have to work.

[11:01:13] But you know it as well as I do.

[11:01:15] There is something deeply amiss with this sentence.

[11:01:19] If they're so proud of who they are, then why do they want to be human so badly?

[11:01:26] Well, we don't want to be a human.

[11:01:28] It's just...off, isn't it?

[11:01:31] Just know you have a friend in me if you ever need to talk.

[11:01:37] Are you my friend?

[11:01:47] Are you my friend?

[11:01:54] Bumble.

[11:01:56] It is?

[11:01:58] It is. I'm sorry I killed him.

[11:01:59] killed her. You lost something. Many things. Yeah. Me too. I know. Let's not lose the

[11:02:21] Do we also?

[11:02:23] Yes.

[11:02:24] Never.

[11:02:26] Our arms are already full.

[11:02:27] So, uh...

[11:02:29] Just little bull arms.

[11:02:30] Do you want to go hunting?

[11:02:33] With me?

[11:02:36] Always.

[11:02:38] Wow.

[11:02:39] I can't believe my friend's head is a cup holder.

[11:02:44] Come on, Frank.

[11:02:46] Let's go.

[11:02:51] Come on, put a cup in there.

[11:02:54] No, I can't!

[11:02:55] How did you not see that as a cup holder?

[11:02:58] Come on, friend.

[11:03:00] You're gonna hold my big cup.

[11:03:03] Oh, chaffee milk.

[11:03:12] Hold up, Tenno.

[11:03:13] We just intercepted an Antarp transmission.

[11:03:16] Listen to this.

[11:03:18] Welcome to Breefield. The prey has gone to ground, my hunters. Tend to be!

[11:03:25] Aedis, get on comms. We need intel.

[11:03:28] Get on comms, Aedis. I'm going after them.

[11:03:31] Get on comms.

[11:03:34] Loot!

[11:03:36] Into the hole!

[11:03:38] Whoa.

[11:03:40] Hey, what's up, men?

[11:03:42] Who's my friend? They're a couple, though.

[11:04:18] I will go after every big shiny hat.

[11:04:25] All of them, kill them all.

[11:04:33] I will.

[11:04:38] I bet they don't have Pup Holders for them.

[11:04:47] I will search the world for more cup holders.

[11:04:52] Whoa, what is this?

[11:04:54] Holy.

[11:04:56] Holy.

[11:04:59] And so we...

[11:05:09] Don't remember it?

[11:05:17] Oh, what, what, hey, sorry guys, sorry guys, my, my hands are a little, my hands are a

[11:05:32] little shaky, my bad guys.

[11:05:34] I'm down and interrogate Dax and our illustrious!

[11:05:46] Hello illustrious!

[11:05:49] Interrogation!

[11:05:51] What's Galastra hunting?

[11:05:54] A shuttle! She had it shot down!

[11:05:57] The Maxus!

[11:05:59] The Maxus!

[11:06:02] Dax cannot defy Kuva. But Kuva can defy Rakan. How?

[11:06:09] Rakan houses clash all the time. Dax can show troops. They just can't hurt the golden

[11:06:15] boards themselves. Maybe through Haithken they try to find a way.

[11:06:21] Oh.

[11:06:30] Somebody's hitting me with gloves.

[11:06:36] What?

[11:06:39] I-I knew what-

[11:06:40] Can you like shut up?

[11:06:41] Uh-

[11:06:42] Can you just not talk?

[11:06:45] Sorry.

[11:06:46] I knew what- I needed to shut up.

[11:06:51] What is this?

[11:06:53] Whoa!

[11:07:05] Oh!

[11:07:21] Why is this thingy over there?

[11:07:28] Why is this thingy?

[11:07:31] It wasn't me.

[11:07:34] The Terrigation!

[11:07:37] How is Galastra controlling Sentience?

[11:07:40] I'll set the floor without them, and it'll hurt you!

[11:07:44] The needle floor?

[11:07:49] With the blooms, tell me this grief.

[11:07:51] I'll know this.

[11:07:53] But what happens if you don't get them?

[11:07:56] Uh-oh, hunger.

[11:07:58] So that all of this.

[11:07:59] Hunger?

[11:07:59] If none come, a high's mind will return.

[11:08:13] I'm going to scramble this target in a way

[11:08:15] it is.

[11:08:15] You don't need your powers to get hungry?

[11:08:21] I know!

[11:08:26] Can you breathe? I'm trying to do something! Leave me alone!

[11:08:35] I'm busy!

[11:08:45] Uh, hey, I didn't do it.

[11:08:52] Oh, I see.

[11:08:54] Have to go into the back this way.

[11:09:00] Okay, go.

[11:09:05] Get you guys! Stop!

[11:09:15] Oh

[11:09:45] I need some more coal.

[11:09:55] What?

[11:09:56] I knew that was going to happen.

[11:10:05] I said what the fuck are you doing here?

[11:10:11] Oh shit.

[11:10:19] Be alone!

[11:10:20] Stop it! I'm trying to do my job!

[11:10:29] Trying to do my fucking job, bram!

[11:10:35] I

[11:10:45] Downshuttle where is it?

[11:10:54] To redeploy

[11:11:05] Hey, you.

[11:11:31] We're back.

[11:11:33] Back so soon?

[11:11:35] Yes, I'm back!

[11:11:36] Galasta shut down a shuttle. She's gotta be after the passengers.

[11:11:39] If we can't keep the peace, then this treaty's dead in the water.

[11:11:43] Bro, of course I'm back. I do things quick.

[11:11:53] It's glowing.

[11:11:54] Wow!

[11:11:55] Look at my past!

[11:12:01] Wow!

[11:12:02] Be flying!

[11:12:03] Go go go!

[11:12:04] You're going to be a little faster!

[11:12:21] This was a VIP transport.

[11:12:24] Whoever Gelaster's hunting, in our Orakind.

[11:12:28] I'm VIP.

[11:12:30] This is my VIP welcome.

[11:12:33] It's for survival.

[11:12:35] Oh.

[11:12:37] Attention, signature boards.

[11:12:40] Attention.

[11:12:41] Identify yourselves.

[11:12:43] What the fuck?

[11:12:44] Our own student, First Class Division M4-A.

[11:12:48] By the glory and wisdom of the seven, I salute you.

[11:12:52] point-click emitting. Hidden Dats close. Careful, Tenno.

[11:12:58] Are you in fight me, Banks?

[11:13:00] I'm a sceptical application.

[11:13:05] Oh, for taking, baby.

[11:13:11] It may be Amber, but...

[11:13:13] I

[11:13:43] Oh my god, there's so annoying!

[11:13:48] Who are you fighting over here, Mo?

[11:13:51] Nobody!

[11:13:52] You're literally fighting nobody!

[11:13:53] You're fighting ghosts!

[11:13:55] Your service is acknowledged.

[11:13:57] Escort the executor to the extraction point.

[11:14:01] I will escort this egg to the extraction point.

[11:14:05] On board is who?

[11:14:07] One of the seven.

[11:14:09] What are the seven upon board the eight and fifty four?

[11:14:20] Oh my god, I'm not one of the few anymore.

[11:14:39] Oh my god, how the fuck do I protect this fucking thing?

[11:14:50] Jesus Christ!

[11:14:58] Degrouped Transmission, listen!

[11:15:02] You're not allowed, or he'll serve as an example.

[11:15:05] Yeah!

[11:15:07] Keep monitoring, Aetus.

[11:15:08] We need to know when I-

[11:15:09] You are so annoying, bro!

[11:15:14] There are thousands of dimes!

[11:15:16] The rest of the visibility will be on your top of the day!

[11:15:19] Listen, I'm trying, okay?

[11:15:20] I'm trying to stop it from being this big!

[11:15:23] We require an A-Sport!

[11:15:29] Its vehicle is hanging on by the heavens!

[11:15:32] Okay, you please, I-

[11:15:33] OH MY GOD!

[11:15:35] WHAT?!

[11:15:37] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! It's literally a 1-HP! 1-HP in a dream!

[11:15:51] Oh my god, it was 1-HP in a dream, bro! No fuck away!

[11:16:05] What is that?

[11:16:12] Did you hear?

[11:16:21] People do this.

[11:16:22] A devil frame who did devil's work.

[11:16:23] He served this tunnel.

[11:16:24] Here he is.

[11:16:25] Devil!

[11:16:26] Oh

[11:17:26] Insane.

[11:17:28] Oh, that blew me!

[11:17:48] AHH! AHH!

[11:17:56] No. I know how the or can think.

[11:18:00] Well, fuck off. Oh, there we are.

[11:18:02] What an asshole, bro!

[11:18:04] The treaty is as good as dead.

[11:18:07] That's her plan?

[11:18:09] She's...insane.

[11:18:14] I'm not by such assault, and we are finished!

[11:18:20] Holy shit.

[11:18:22] Oh my god, get away from the egg!

[11:18:47] Oh my goodness.

[11:19:13] oh my goodness

[11:19:17] you have hope!

[11:19:19] I hate you! and I hate this damn egg!

[11:19:23] AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[11:19:26] no!

[11:19:29] got this fucker! oh god!

[11:19:36] no!

[11:19:40] oh my god if I would've known it was you bro

[11:19:43] I would never, I would never thank you!

[11:19:46] I would never thank you!

[11:19:48] Fuck you!

[11:19:54] Ah, you ballast.

[11:19:56] Ballast is dead.

[11:19:59] I'm afraid the murmur are coming.

[11:20:02] I'll have a murmur.

[11:20:04] Maybe a few automated defenses left between us.

[11:20:07] Why did I think ballast?

[11:20:09] No! I hate this guy!

[11:20:13] They have reverted.

[11:20:16] Tenno, see reason.

[11:20:19] If the indifference encroaches upon the equipment here, it could trap your mind and leave your body in empty husk.

[11:20:29] Seal the doors, Lloyd. I have to go deeper.

[11:20:33] I have to go deeper. We gotta go deeper.

[11:20:37] You gotta go meeper.

[11:20:44] No I hate that guy.

[11:20:50] You gotta go meeper.

[11:20:55] Beeper and meeper.

[11:21:00] Oh it's you with the skirt.

[11:21:05] With the seven splits, Bala shall be casting boat, pieces entirely in his hands, and the

[11:21:12] war mongers whisper in his ear, gay knight, your presence may offend him.

[11:21:20] But I saved his life.

[11:21:23] Your chest hole is looking lovely today.

[11:21:25] Or it can go to do just like some lightning.

[11:21:28] Its light is fleeting merely, and rough soon followed.

[11:21:33] What?

[11:21:34] Wait outside. I shall do what I can.

[11:21:40] Why is it, sir? First of the sentient Archimedes, speak.

[11:21:45] Oh, God, not this Moribald.

[11:21:47] It's Elastra, the executive. Her anarchs now occupy every one of the known world's seaters.

[11:21:53] Oh, brother, this guy's crazy!

[11:21:56] Ashes, Toka-Kam itself is threatened. We believe she may be receiving assistance.

[11:22:03] Executive Netox is helping.

[11:22:09] The Moonpariter is soon to be sovereign sentient territory per Article 92.

[11:22:14] All Orykan forces to withdraw. Remain and we violate the treaty. Depart and we abandon a friend in need.

[11:22:24] What then would you have me do about Galastra?

[11:22:29] I have spoken to my fellow Archimedean.

[11:22:32] Your... consort.

[11:22:34] It appears the world seethers have a weakness.

[11:22:40] Await me.

[11:22:41] Close the door.

[11:22:43] Hey, no, I want to hear!

[11:22:45] No, keep the door open!

[11:22:47] No.

[11:22:50] Who's left out?

[11:22:54] It's graduation day!

[11:23:01] I'm graduating!

[11:23:02] The latest in its time are waiting for you at Tocca.

[11:23:05] It's graduation day and I'm graduating!

[11:23:10] I'm graduating!

[11:23:14] I'm graduating!

[11:23:17] Graduation!

[11:23:19] I'm graduating!

[11:23:23] What the fuck is this?

[11:23:29] Hey, the lady's not here.

[11:23:41] Remember, this place is holy to them.

[11:23:44] So mind your manners.

[11:23:46] I will mind my manners.

[11:23:53] I have these flowers on my ship.

[11:24:18] Oh, what a cute doggy!

[11:24:28] Look at all his eyes!

[11:24:38] Wow!

[11:24:40] What's that look?

[11:24:46] Can you translate?

[11:24:48] I don't understand the language.

[11:24:50] Oh, no translation?

[11:24:52] Okay, I understand.

[11:24:54] Well, thanks a lot.

[11:24:56] We have to go to graduation.

[11:24:58] It's time for graduation ceremonies.

[11:25:00] The festivities are about to begin.

[11:25:08] Oh, fucking time.

[11:25:10] When I told Executive Balas

[11:25:12] that the perils took armor's facing,

[11:25:14] Amon's facing. I little thought she would place me in charge of his defense. In this

[11:25:20] sacred place, the minds that had begun to grow on our long journey finally flowered.

[11:25:26] Tenno, Edis, in the spirit of Tok Amon, I bind your souls together. Be the example

[11:25:34] we look to. The living truth of peace.

[11:25:36] Are we married now?

[11:25:37] Two of you have already been tested deeply beyond any grade or metric. I have nothing

[11:25:44] the left to teach. I deem you both tower on the debts. May your union never be, Sondak.

[11:25:52] Are we married now?

[11:25:54] A graduation present.

[11:25:56] Is that a graduation football crystal?

[11:26:04] Our football crystals.

[11:26:06] I

[11:26:13] Excellent

[11:26:17] They're not ours

[11:26:36] Hello?

[11:26:37] You've got a rogue battalion down here.

[11:26:39] Oh no, what's this?

[11:26:41] A trap?

[11:26:42] Those traitors were grown off-site.

[11:26:44] How?

[11:26:45] A rogue exec is here in our laptop.

[11:26:47] We need to get it out of there now.

[11:26:50] I'm sending a shuttle.

[11:26:52] You clear the landing zone.

[11:26:54] It's done!

[11:26:56] I'm sending a shuttle.

[11:26:58] You clear the landing zone.

[11:27:01] It's them!

[11:27:12] It's them!

[11:27:16] Don't worry, I got you.

[11:27:28] What? Mark knows?

[11:27:31] I'm going to kill you.

[11:27:38] Shuttle inbound.

[11:27:42] Let's take some hits.

[11:27:47] Hang on.

[11:27:48] Make sure it sets down in one place.

[11:27:51] Hang on.

[11:27:56] We gotta go!

[11:28:03] We gotta go!

[11:28:10] Wait!

[11:28:11] We should help!

[11:28:12] No time!

[11:28:13] Uh oh.

[11:28:14] He said no time.

[11:28:15] Wait! We should help!

[11:28:19] No time!

[11:28:20] Uh-oh. You said no time.

[11:28:25] Thank you, Tango. You two have been a singular headache at times.

[11:28:29] What?

[11:28:30] But I admit, I should miss our class.

[11:28:33] You're just not leaving us here!

[11:28:34] You might consider returning next year to speak to the new-

[11:28:38] Oh!

[11:28:45] Just can't keep them alive, getting your kill.

[11:28:50] Holy dang!

[11:28:52] Who cares for you ends up dead.

[11:28:56] Holy shit, I did not expect that.

[11:29:00] I thought he was just gonna leave us there.

[11:29:04] Goodbye, teacher.

[11:29:06] Well, at least we got our commemorative...

[11:29:09] Crisco.

[11:29:10] Ready?

[11:29:15] The last straw tried to steal the life of my love.

[11:29:25] For that alone, she deserves death.

[11:29:28] But the complete extinction of the towel blooms when she cleansed Rinnabout, would hurl us

[11:29:34] back into a state of war.

[11:29:37] With the collusion of Exeggutor Natalk and her lackey robe, she has sequestered herself

[11:29:43] and her followers within the World Seaters.

[11:29:46] The armored sermons are around, but they have a flaw.

[11:29:51] A destruct sequence.

[11:29:54] This Iotan holds the trigger codes,

[11:29:57] deliver it to the World Seaters' heart,

[11:30:00] and turn the lastress' fortress into her funeral pyre.

[11:30:04] Good.

[11:30:11] Big Mom.

[11:30:13] I'm here. I'm ready to leave. Hey, give him hell for a kid. I'm gonna kill them all, bro.

[11:30:33] Bro, I won't fuck with me and get away with it.

[11:30:41] Registrate the crystal of my blood!

[11:30:48] My blood!

[11:31:00] I will regret.

[11:32:03] Oh

[11:32:33] Master Fulvia in here bro, is so small!

[11:32:43] Uh, here?

[11:32:45] Oh, this way.

[11:32:51] A kiss!

[11:32:56] If you dream as one, our memories are your strength.

[11:33:03] Oh, we stood shoulder to shoulder, we held our ground, we burned out, we burned like twins and oh, what's this?

[11:33:11] Is this to call people?

[11:33:15] You can leave a message for the next panel?

[11:33:33] You think you are the only ones to command the Frames?

[11:33:47] I'm no fool.

[11:33:48] I'm no fool.

[11:33:49] These small things, they don't tell.

[11:33:50] The master burned yourself up for sure.

[11:33:51] Holy shit!

[11:33:52] What the fuck?

[11:33:53] What's wrong, Frank?

[11:33:54] What, no, Ted?

[11:33:56] The master burned yourself up for sure!

[11:33:59] Holy shit!

[11:34:00] What the fuck?!

[11:34:23] I

[11:34:53] I love music, I love songs, I love music, I love songs, I love music, I love music,

[11:35:18] Flowers and songs? I love songs! I love music! I love songs!

[11:35:23] I love to sing!

[11:35:36] Uh oh.

[11:35:42] Whoa, what the fuck?

[11:35:48] I'm going to die on my estate here on my moon surrounded by

[11:36:15] I'm looping you and you'll die and howling, Kubo!

[11:36:19] No you're not. You're gonna die by me.

[11:36:21] Not now and not by your hands!

[11:36:26] I'm gonna die by my hands!

[11:36:29] My hands kill me!

[11:36:34] Starting elevator!

[11:36:38] Oh look at my feet!

[11:36:39] Look at my feet! They look crazy!

[11:36:41] They're crazy feet!

[11:36:45] What is happening?

[11:36:47] What is happening?

[11:36:49] It's me.

[11:36:51] I can't do this.

[11:36:53] I don't want to do this.

[11:36:55] I don't want to do this.

[11:36:59] What?

[11:37:01] No, you can't be here.

[11:37:03] I'm down.

[11:37:05] I'm on the ground.

[11:37:07] This isn't easy.

[11:37:09] I'm down.

[11:37:11] I'm down.

[11:37:13] Not so soon, we can't change it.

[11:37:17] But we're almost at the part where...

[11:37:21] He's okay.

[11:37:24] I'm not in me with my leg crepes, I'll fall back!

[11:37:30] Aw, this is so sad!

[11:37:34] It isn't all...

[11:37:36] We're losing them!

[11:37:39] Bring them back.

[11:37:41] We gotta go deeper!

[11:37:43] Mama, breaking the permanent distance!

[11:37:46] Flooding the lance!

[11:37:49] That's nothing!

[11:37:52] Oh!

[11:37:55] What the fuck? Help!

[11:38:01] Not good.

[11:38:03] No, I don't care.

[11:38:22] I'm in too deep.

[11:38:24] Oh, fuck me! But first before I do that, I gotta pull my hair up, hold up.

[11:38:28] My hair's coming out of the ponytail.

[11:38:30] I don't know what I was doing, I wasn't doing anything!

[11:38:37] What do you mean?

[11:38:40] New mean!

[11:38:42] New mean!

[11:38:45] New mean!

[11:38:48] New mean!

[11:38:50] I

[11:38:58] Treat you both one day we're gonna get a palm tree emo. We're gonna get one of me with palm tree

[11:39:04] Take care.

[11:39:09] Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

[11:39:12] What the fuck is this?

[11:39:24] Look, that's shit.

[11:39:28] Look, that's shit, bro.

[11:39:34] There's a real risk that we will lose you!

[11:39:36] Tell you what, I'm the chosen one, Ralph!

[11:39:45] I'm the brick and toast! Why?!

[11:40:04] I'll leave you alone.

[11:40:11] Deal with them, and then rest.

[11:40:14] Uh, sure.

[11:40:15] Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll rest.

[11:40:17] No problems.

[11:40:19] Guys, be me.

[11:40:22] Whoa!

[11:40:23] Okay, fell down here.

[11:40:26] Hey!

[11:40:27] Whoa!

[11:40:28] What is this?

[11:40:29] Okay, I'm down here.

[11:40:31] Okay, I'm down here.

[11:40:34] Okay, I'm down here.

[11:40:37] Okay, I'm down here.

[11:40:40] Whoa!

[11:40:41] What is this?

[11:40:42] Oh

[11:41:00] More energy

[11:41:12] Oh, he's got a key!

[11:41:19] Oh, he was inside the freaking wall.

[11:41:24] I have to go back.

[11:41:25] I gotta go back and I gotta go...

[11:41:28] I gotta go deeper.

[11:41:29] Uh-oh.

[11:41:30] I deserve to know.

[11:41:37] I deserve to know.

[11:41:48] My child.

[11:41:56] The microlet is done! The foots ready!

[11:42:00] The picks and rolls are done.

[11:42:07] Oh.

[11:42:09] We are here.

[11:42:11] The name of the set, the leading model of tonight,

[11:42:14] welcomes the delegates of the city's collective.

[11:42:18] Have a bright end.

[11:42:20] Oh.

[11:42:21] The star shines.

[11:42:24] I'm ready.

[11:42:26] Remus 1, what should they remember?

[11:42:30] Eight others.

[11:42:32] We burned like twin sons.

[11:42:34] We gave as good as we got, ate others, we moved like a wing.

[11:42:43] We gave as good as we got!

[11:42:45] We held our ground, and gave as good as we got, we held our ground.

[11:43:04] Uh oh, Princey, next one, Cyclone 117.

[11:43:10] Uh oh, Princey!

[11:43:13] Uh oh, Princey!

[11:43:15] He's raw!

[11:43:17] Woah!

[11:43:19] Woah!

[11:43:21] Hey!

[11:43:23] Oh, hats from this tank!

[11:43:25] Baby?

[11:43:27] Me, baby!

[11:43:29] Crystal football!

[11:43:31] How's that?

[11:43:33] I'm not sure.

[11:43:35] I'm not sure.

[11:43:37] I'm not sure.

[11:43:39] I'm not sure.

[11:43:41] Crystal football!

[11:43:43] Her commemorative football!

[11:43:45] And there!

[11:43:51] Tell me, Tenobrat...

[11:43:54] Why do you still serve the Orchid?

[11:43:58] Do you really trust them to keep their word?

[11:44:07] Oh fuck!

[11:44:41] C'mon bro, aren't you embarrassed?

[11:44:46] I will.

[11:44:47] I will be embarrassed, I will come back.

[11:44:50] But it won't never mind me.

[11:44:57] Good.

[11:44:58] Your final evolution.

[11:45:01] Kill me.

[11:45:03] Oh no, wait!

[11:45:04] Maybe she wants you to do it!

[11:45:05] Why would Edis ever want to be like you?

[11:45:08] Yeah, you're right. Use your Cuphead Knowledge.

[11:45:12] We Cupfolder technology.

[11:45:15] Uh-oh.

[11:45:19] A birdie atmosphere is the one.

[11:45:22] Orgasm?

[11:45:33] Chill out!

[11:45:35] Oh no.

[11:45:37] Oh no.

[11:45:39] Oh no.

[11:45:41] Oh no.

[11:45:43] Oh no, the flowers!

[11:45:45] Can we go in first thoughts, Tenno?

[11:45:47] Are they for whole worlds?

[11:45:49] For whole system?

[11:45:53] Ballas. And the others.

[11:45:55] They used us.

[11:45:59] Set us up.

[11:46:01] Oh no! What the fuck?

[11:46:03] It was a set up the whole time

[11:46:05] I don't even know it

[11:46:06] Marvelous dies for this

[11:46:08] Oh!

[11:46:09] Mom! Mommy, no!

[11:46:12] Uh-oh, baby's gonna kill mom

[11:46:20] Oh no, whose side are we on?

[11:46:23] I don't even know

[11:46:25] Oh no, we have to fight AID it!

[11:46:28] Oh

[11:46:32] No, this is so sad. Oh, no

[11:46:44] Oh, no

[11:46:48] No, I didn't kill it on purpose. I was used they set me up

[11:46:54] They lied to us

[11:46:56] I didn't mean to spread all of the poison bug spray to kill the plants.

[11:47:04] I sure held it in, though.

[11:47:07] Oh my God!

[11:47:14] That's what he's saying!

[11:47:27] I sang there!

[11:47:32] Oh, I'm gonna start crying.

[11:47:45] I'm gonna start crying, fuck.

[11:47:57] I'm gonna start crying.

[11:47:59] Ohh, ohhhhh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh man...

[11:48:12] That's so sad.

[11:48:14] Ah man!

[11:48:15] Man, this thing....

[11:48:17] Oh!

[11:48:25] That's the one we were preparing for this, huh?

[11:48:29] This was us all along, holy shit. It was us the whole time, fucking whole, whole. I can't believe that the way full of a Mr. Rumble we're doing.

[11:48:45] Attention, following the meaning senses, safety to attacks on the open ear and axe eyes.

[11:48:53] Death safety is none and void.

[11:48:56] For the king, death detection is nearby with time.

[11:49:01] Please, are not blind!

[11:49:04] It is! You've got to stop!

[11:49:07] It is! Wake up!

[11:49:08] It is what they wanted!

[11:49:10] What is happening?

[11:49:12] So, come on!

[11:49:16] Come here!

[11:49:40] Come on, let's take the S-Benz off.

[11:49:50] AHH!

[11:50:09] Fucking model, oh my god!

[11:50:14] AHH!

[11:50:50] Come on out!

[11:50:51] Attention!

[11:50:52] They have rolled the tunnel property

[11:50:55] and sent it over!

[11:50:57] Come on, back to your seat!

[11:50:58] What?

[11:50:59] Sabotage!

[11:51:00] Stop!

[11:51:00] Stop, stop, stop!

[11:51:01] You've got me alive!

[11:51:03] I'm dead!

[11:51:04] Stop, stop, stop!

[11:51:05] Marvellous codeants have done this!

[11:51:09] Think, Adis!

[11:51:10] This is a setup!

[11:51:12] We've been set up, Adis!

[11:51:14] Chill out!

[11:51:15] Marvellous machines!

[11:51:20] Chill out, Inus!

[11:51:22] Please!

[11:51:24] Please, bottom down!

[11:51:26] Ah! Ah! Ha ha!

[11:51:28] Help!

[11:51:30] Help!

[11:51:32] Help!

[11:51:34] Help!

[11:51:36] Help!

[11:51:38] Oh my god, bro!

[11:51:40] Inus, chill! Please!

[11:51:42] Inus, please!

[11:51:50] Oh, shit.

[11:52:07] Oh, shit.

[11:52:12] Oh, shit.

[11:52:16] Oh my god, this is a chest.

[11:52:23] Oh, but is this a chest?

[11:52:32] It is.

[11:52:37] Okay, where is the next re- Oh my god, is this a chest?

[11:52:41] Ah!

[11:52:43] Oh, but is this a chest?

[11:52:45] It is.

[11:52:48] Ah!

[11:52:56] Oh my god, this is so stressful.

[11:53:07] Oh

[11:53:37] I mean, show you!

[11:53:38] Help!

[11:53:45] Oh my god, I think...

[11:53:50] Come on.

[11:53:58] Oh, fuck!

[11:53:59] Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit!

[11:54:05] GARBAW!

[11:54:05] NOOOOO!

[11:54:07] Oh thank god, oh my god, thank goodness, oh thank god, you're so merciful, you're so

[11:54:14] merciful.

[11:54:15] Warframe, you're so merciful, thank you so much, you're so merciful, holy shit.

[11:54:20] You're merciful, beautiful, amazing, incredible game, I freaking love you, I will shout your

[11:54:26] praises to the day I die.

[11:54:30] You gotta stop! This is what they wanted!

[11:54:36] I am a foreshadowing!

[11:54:43] Attention! A royal teleoperative and sentient cohort are suspected of sabotage. They are to be brought in alive or dead.

[11:54:57] Marvelous Quodans have done this!

[11:55:01] Think, Avis! This is a setup!

[11:55:27] I'm sorry, I made fun of your cupid!

[11:55:42] Oh man, I'm crying.

[11:55:53] Ha ha ha!

[11:55:56] Aw, man!

[11:55:58] Tittle...

[11:56:00] You were right.

[11:56:03] I'm sorry.

[11:56:07] Shhh... It's okay.

[11:56:10] It's okay.

[11:56:12] We're together.

[11:56:23] Aw...

[11:56:24] Tenor, I heal.

[11:56:26] I try!

[11:56:31] Cast and cry, cast and cry

[11:56:36] Here's the moon, how long will it die?

[11:56:41] I can't move on to you

[11:56:45] I'll fall for you

[11:56:53] No, Erlen!

[11:56:57] Aargh!

[11:57:07] Target the head!

[11:57:08] Taking him out!

[11:57:16] Oh my god!

[11:57:17] Fuck you, girl!

[11:57:23] Oh

[11:57:53] I'll be right back.

[11:58:07] But I need some alabina, honey.

[11:58:14] Oh, she'll be up here right here.

[11:58:19] Oh my God, Ro, my broken.

[11:58:53] Bye bye, smorgasbord.

[11:59:03] Bye bye.

[11:59:05] No more smorgasbord.

[11:59:07] Aidas?

[11:59:09] Come on. Sit up. Come on.

[11:59:13] Let me feel sunlight.

[11:59:17] Awww!

[11:59:20] Aw, man!

[11:59:23] Now I trust you now.

[11:59:33] Aw, I'm crying!

[11:59:35] Does it hurt?

[11:59:38] Yes.

[11:59:40] I was, um...

[11:59:43] I was meant to make sure.

[11:59:47] But I couldn't, Tenno.

[11:59:52] Very.

[11:59:58] I meant to take you back to town on the couch.

[12:00:00] Merry my friend!

[12:00:05] I wouldn't do that.

[12:00:08] Merry my friend or else, I swear.

[12:00:17] Oh, so he just gave me their power.

[12:00:29] Oh, man.

[12:00:34] Don't come this whole tomorrow.

[12:00:40] I'm killing everybody.

[12:00:42] Wait a minute.

[12:00:44] I'm killing everybody at school.

[12:00:51] It was me.

[12:00:54] Now I'm gonna angry stop that and stopping this whole time.

[12:01:04] Look back! She was stopping!

[12:01:09] She was stopping this whole time!

[12:01:27] Look our roguel friend!

[12:01:34] Look how much I'm stomping! I'm kicking up all the dust!

[12:01:37] Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

[12:01:42] Andy!

[12:01:46] And...

[12:01:48] I'm gonna be crying. What the fuck?

[12:01:50] And this game is free?

[12:01:52] No...

[12:01:58] Oh, angry!

[12:02:02] I'm the pressure help!

[12:02:04] I was wondering why we were coming back here, no, of course.

[12:02:34] Okay, wait, this is the singed shit I've ever seen.

[12:02:45] I'm so bad ass.

[12:03:07] Wait, that is the sickest intro video introduction I've ever seen.

[12:03:13] Holy shit.

[12:03:23] It's over.

[12:03:28] Let's sit to smash the front door.

[12:03:37] I can't really impress my... I can't use my power again.

[12:03:44] I'm letting you.

[12:03:46] Holy shit!

[12:03:47] You changed the code! Didn't you?

[12:03:56] Oh, that's my little demon! Oh, shit!

[12:04:07] I see this little thing on the side where is it?

[12:04:38] Now we're going to come out and face me!

[12:04:41] Whoa!

[12:04:44] Whoa, my water's crazy!

[12:04:50] Whoa!

[12:04:53] Wait, was that the riddle sound? That was awesome!

[12:05:00] I should have let Galastra carry you apart!

[12:05:07] I thought I heard a weird sound. I don't know what that was.

[12:05:11] I'll take it out.

[12:05:13] Hey, what's the red... the red stuff?

[12:05:24] Oh my god, I'm hangling.

[12:05:26] I

[12:05:40] Got a little bit horrible

[12:05:45] Get up for it. I'll show it to you. Oh

[12:05:56] Fuck you!

[12:05:59] Wait, I kinda wanted to talk to him, but never mind.

[12:06:12] I think he deserves to die.

[12:06:14] Okay.

[12:06:15] Okay, everybody deserves to die in here.

[12:06:19] You let me in, little piggy!

[12:06:26] Holy shi-

[12:06:41] Uh-oh, is that mommy?

[12:06:46] Uh-oh, tell me, you had nothing to do with it.

[12:06:53] You already know the truth.

[12:06:56] Yes?

[12:07:03] Why am I... sleepy?

[12:07:10] You've had a very hard day, my angel.

[12:07:13] Don't call me that!

[12:07:14] And we have a long journey back to Lua.

[12:07:19] The dream will keep the voices from taking home.

[12:07:23] You're going to make me forget.

[12:07:26] You I will not have them accuse you of treason if they come for you

[12:07:35] But

[12:07:38] He did this

[12:07:56] I'm so sorry you were used just as she was

[12:08:11] Tell is in sight

[12:08:14] It will not be the place that you or I remember

[12:08:26] Fuck you, bolless!

[12:08:39] Here's a different response depending on what you need to think for her.

[12:08:45] The long forgotten promise is remembered. The truth of Cal is laid bare.

[12:08:50] Even as the mocking whispers of the indifference roll louder, soon the final beat may at last be tainted.

[12:09:04] I was so sad.

[12:09:06] This Wednesday, Jade constellations be there!

[12:09:21] The Parator Rebellion uses the Dark Refractory option at the Navigation Console and the base

[12:09:35] of your operation.

[12:09:43] And this game is freaking free!

[12:09:45] So we finished all these.

[12:09:48] All we have are the Angel...

[12:09:49] Wait.

[12:09:50] Wait, is it all these?

[12:09:56] We just have the Angels of Zermen and Jade Shadows.

[12:10:01] Do Jade Shadows- How long will Jade Shadows take?

[12:10:11] Unread the inbox messages.

[12:10:13] We have to be ready.

[12:10:20] Struggling to understand the oldest and deepest secret from his past stalker finds himself

[12:10:30] allied with sworn enemies and the troubling road towards uncovering the truth and inverting

[12:10:35] an incalculable war.

[12:10:36] We have to play dead shadows.

[12:10:37] We have to play dead shadows.

[12:10:50] We gotta play it. We gotta be ready for the update.

[12:10:57] All your dread long life, you have lived with despair.

[12:11:04] What the hell is this?

[12:11:06] What the hell is this?

[12:11:16] But none of these compare to your guilt.

[12:11:34] Is there going to be time to cry today?

[12:11:41] Oh.

[12:11:42] Oh.

[12:11:43] Oh.

[12:11:44] Oh.

[12:11:45] Oh.

[12:11:46] Oh.

[12:11:47] Oh.

[12:11:48] Oh.

[12:11:49] Oh.

[12:11:50] Oh.

[12:11:51] Oh.

[12:11:52] Oh.

[12:11:53] Oh.

[12:11:54] Oh.

[12:11:55] Oh.

[12:11:56] Oh.

[12:11:57] Oh.

[12:11:58] Oh.

[12:11:59] Oh.

[12:12:00] Oh

[12:12:10] Man upside down

[12:12:23] Man

[12:12:25] Whoa, look at the little feathers, all of the feathers.

[12:12:41] Hey, I see some feathers here, more feathers here, okay, more feathers, and another feather.

[12:12:52] Whoa!

[12:12:54] Our light is dying.

[12:12:56] Oh no, she's dying!

[12:12:57] Our life almost spent.

[12:13:00] And you will never learn

[12:13:03] why this unknown slother

[12:13:06] chose to spare you.

[12:13:08] My wife! No!

[12:13:13] I shall comfort her.

[12:13:15] Help her!

[12:13:16] You know who's help she needs.

[12:13:23] Will you let her drown in your despair?

[12:13:28] Or will you sheed your hate and ask them?

[12:13:35] I need to get it on the suit or I know we're not sponsored, but you know.

[12:13:53] There is a valid question.

[12:14:10] Their flesh was made male?

[12:14:11] I mean, that's...

[12:14:12] I don't see a problem.

[12:14:13] Alone.

[12:14:14] Edge Lord.

[12:14:15] Alone.

[12:14:16] Oh, my ship is cool! It's not as cool as my real ship, my ship! Someone change this ship, anything but that!

[12:14:32] still new delay you do the only one you ever wish to save it's about me

[12:14:49] self-missing?

[12:14:58] Damn, fuck self-blow.

[12:15:08] Uh, is it this?

[12:15:14] Oh, great.

[12:15:16] Oh wait, oops.

[12:15:26] Is that where I get in here?

[12:15:37] Uh.

[12:15:38] Oh, oops.

[12:15:39] Damn, I really don't know.

[12:15:42] Damn, I really don't know.

[12:15:49] How did we just lose a significant percentage of our bio-plasma reserves?

[12:16:00] Well?

[12:16:01] Well?

[12:16:02] Any time?

[12:16:03] Well?

[12:16:04] Care to run a dinosaur?

[12:16:05] Oh, I'm freaking hate balls.

[12:16:06] I don't like balls, bro.

[12:16:07] No thank you, man.

[12:16:08] No thank you man.

[12:16:14] I hate bulls, bro.

[12:16:17] I like them.

[12:16:23] Uh...

[12:16:24] There we go.

[12:16:26] Oh, what?!

[12:16:28] Throwing?!

[12:16:29] Throwing mines?!

[12:16:34] Oh, shit.

[12:16:38] This is other abilities, I gotta check, I want to see.

[12:17:00] He is pretty cool.

[12:17:05] How do I get down there?

[12:17:14] Uh.

[12:17:18] Hey, never mind.

[12:17:25] Hey, nevermind.

[12:17:30] I didn't go invisible?

[12:17:35] Holy.

[12:17:40] Oh.

[12:17:45] How the fuck do I get down here?

[12:17:50] Uh...

[12:18:02] Back the door down stairs.

[12:18:11] How do I get down there?

[12:18:13] I'm dumb.

[12:18:15] Two yellow panels?

[12:18:18] What?

[12:18:20] A failed breach?

[12:18:22] What is going on?

[12:18:24] Is anyone on this ship capable of giving me a straight answer?

[12:18:38] Shit.

[12:18:38] Oh, too late?

[12:18:48] Oh well, never mind.

[12:18:51] Not bad.

[12:18:54] I'm trying my best.

[12:18:55] I'm not good with this type of mission.

[12:18:56] I hate these.

[12:19:07] That's a good thing I can go invisible low.

[12:19:20] Fucking 80s type of mission, bro.

[12:19:32] Here we go.

[12:19:37] Excuse me!

[12:19:44] Wait, I went to the wrong one.

[12:19:55] I'm always going to go invisible now.

[12:20:04] What the heck is this?

[12:20:16] Jesus, this place stinks!

[12:20:20] Help me.

[12:20:24] That's no system fault.

[12:20:27] We've got an intruder.

[12:20:31] Oh, I'm about to security on all vaults!

[12:20:34] What?

[12:20:36] Am I the intruder?

[12:20:41] Am I the intruder?

[12:20:42] I'm welcome here.

[12:20:52] He'll never catch me!

[12:20:57] I'm a super secret spy!

[12:21:01] What is camera 5?

[12:21:19] Oops, excuse me!

[12:21:31] Uh, you can't see anything.

[12:21:34] Intruder! This is Captain Zero of the Ardent in service to Mighty Parvos.

[12:21:42] Whoever you are, stand down. Your actions will not be tolerated.

[12:21:50] He's a what? Forget that entry again, Ensign.

[12:21:54] I'm cool.

[12:21:55] What use would the Tenno Hunter have for medical grade bioplasma?

[12:22:01] I need bioplasma now!

[12:22:04] I need it every week!

[12:22:05] I need my plasma infusions!

[12:22:07] What the question?

[12:22:08] Don't ever ask me questions about bioplasma again, unless you're giving me a tip.

[12:22:15] Don't ever ask me questions about Bioplasma again, unless you're giving it to me.

[12:22:27] I'm going to go see my wife now.

[12:22:33] Wife, I'm here!

[12:22:36] I'm here with Bioplasma!

[12:22:41] Oh!

[12:22:44] I don't think she liked that.

[12:22:46] She didn't like it.

[12:22:48] I want to do that.

[12:22:51] Feudal.

[12:22:53] Only one can help her now.

[12:22:56] What color is Bioplasma P.T. Yellow?

[12:23:02] I'm P.T. Yellow.

[12:23:05] You know the path of old.

[12:23:11] Uh oh.

[12:23:13] Wait, I'm sorry.

[12:23:15] I'm trying to save you.

[12:23:17] I'm trying my best.

[12:23:19] Uh oh.

[12:23:29] Whoa, what the?

[12:23:33] Intruders!

[12:23:41] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[12:23:45] I don't like this my home

[12:24:15] Bro, your little piece of shit?

[12:24:22] Oh my god.

[12:24:24] What the shit, bro?

[12:24:27] Oh my god!

[12:24:29] It's like Tom and Jerry!

[12:24:33] He's looting tooting me.

[12:24:40] Ah, damn it.

[12:24:43] I've seen the lost.

[12:24:49] I've seen the lost.

[12:24:55] What's that noise? Who's whispering in my house?

[12:24:58] My wife is ill!

[12:25:00] I was just aiming skills all wet!

[12:25:11] Listen, hands shaky today, let me know.

[12:25:20] What the fuck?

[12:25:23] Uh, did you disable the security grid?

[12:25:28] What is he doing inside my ship?

[12:25:32] Wow, the ship is so beautiful, it's so festive. I will bring my wife here.

[12:25:40] But it's assuredly heard something. Just now.

[12:25:43] It's me.

[12:25:46] You will not harm my operator! Out!

[12:25:53] 24-7 Christmas! It's Christmas time!

[12:25:57] Whoever is there, step into the light!

[12:26:01] No.

[12:26:04] Knock knock!

[12:26:08] Who's there? Operator?

[12:26:11] Umbral?

[12:26:13] Hellman.

[12:26:16] Whoever is there, step into the light!

[12:26:20] Oh shit, you got me.

[12:26:27] Oh well.

[12:26:30] You please, for this clown.

[12:26:39] I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.

[12:27:01] Come on, let's get out of here.

[12:27:08] I can't go invisible, doesn't let me.

[12:27:18] Fuck!

[12:27:20] It doesn't let me go invisible, I can't!

[12:27:24] I'm clicking!

[12:27:25] Oh my god, I literally have to be behind him.

[12:27:54] Jesus!

[12:28:07] The last guy who tried sticking me with a blade, things didn't go so well for him.

[12:28:11] Uh-oh, but I'm scared of you.

[12:28:12] Stay calm! Operator! Operator! Operator!

[12:28:16] Wait, Ordis. I don't think he's here for a fight.

[12:28:21] Who wants to save his wife?

[12:28:23] What are you?

[12:28:28] Give me feather!

[12:28:33] Why please help me, wife!

[12:28:44] What the fuck? Why do you say smarter than that?

[12:28:50] You're dead for help!

[12:28:53] You are a warframe.

[12:28:55] But why?

[12:28:56] Why?

[12:28:57] You hate warframes.

[12:29:00] And this is this one like you.

[12:29:07] I don't think it helps.

[12:29:09] Anything is left of their sanity at this point.

[12:29:12] Why?

[12:29:13] I'll write.

[12:29:14] I'll help.

[12:29:15] For them.

[12:29:16] Eat me, wipe me.

[12:29:17] Whoever they are.

[12:29:18] I am unable to determine what.

[12:29:47] can't let her die. Why do my legs look so thin? I look like I have atrophied legs.

[12:29:53] Or this suggests you turn to the base matter of which warframs are made.

[12:30:00] The infestation. Go. Your legs are very atrophied my dear.

[12:30:08] Thank you for helping me save my wife.

[12:30:12] Mi esposa. La tengo que salvar. Tengo que salvar a mi esposa.

[12:30:32] There's gift leg day. That's what I'm trying not to gift leg day now. I'm trying to always be present for leg day.

[12:30:40] If you're serious about saving her, you need to spill a lot of infested blood.

[12:30:46] She needs corticrome.

[12:30:48] And that has to be harvested directly from a juggernaut.

[12:30:52] Wait, what?

[12:30:54] Corticrome?

[12:30:56] What? What?

[12:30:57] Corticrome?

[12:30:59] Oh my god, my cortisol.

[12:31:02] Hello cortisol, babe.

[12:31:04] That's me, bro.

[12:31:10] I got my little gold as all day, hold up, chat.

[12:31:30] I guess we're not done yet.

[12:31:32] I got my morning yogurt.

[12:31:37] I got my yogurt

[12:31:46] Joggernaught hunt?

[12:31:48] Is it gonna come to me and tell me I'm the Joggernaught, bitch?

[12:31:58] Is that what's gonna happen?

[12:32:07] was this an apple or we're playing warfarin. I'm taking a tiny break to eat. Eating with

[12:32:32] One of your 50 plastic spoons.

[12:32:33] Why are you making fun of my spoons?

[12:32:40] I know it's not good for the environment,

[12:32:42] but my mom got it for me.

[12:32:43] Did you tell Michi about your collection?

[12:33:03] Wait.

[12:33:04] Why would Michi want to know about my collection?

[12:33:08] Is she a spoon connoisseur?

[12:33:11] Is she a school connoisseur?

[12:33:18] Is she a school enjoyer like me?

[12:33:25] I'm here with a warframe related question for you.

[12:33:29] What is your warframe related question?

[12:33:37] Is she a big school enjoyer?

[12:33:40] and I put my granola in my yogurt.

[12:33:46] The preparations take time.

[12:33:48] Numi literally gave her a spoon as a present.

[12:33:54] That reminds me of commemorative plates.

[12:34:04] Actually, when I was born,

[12:34:06] Um, when I was born, I got a spoon as a present for my birth.

[12:34:11] They gave it to my mom.

[12:34:14] Because anybody else, I think, I used to think that was just like a Latino thing, but I don't know if it's just a Latino thing.

[12:34:25] Wait, me too.

[12:34:27] You got one too? Did you get a birth spoon too?

[12:34:31] Yeah, when I was born, I got a birth spoon.

[12:34:36] It was a special decorative spoon

[12:34:43] I had a it has a bowl on it. I think it also has my name on it

[12:34:51] Catholic Latina is it a Catholic Latino thing I

[12:34:56] Put the granola in my in my yogurt

[12:35:01] Granola loading I

[12:35:03] I think my parents got one.

[12:35:07] Guys, remind me to take my medicine when I'm done eating yogurt.

[12:35:23] Oh, you got colary for first communion.

[12:35:29] I see.

[12:35:31] I think I also got something from my communion too.

[12:35:50] I think I also got something and I got like a book.

[12:35:55] I got a special Bible.

[12:36:08] That was a special Bible and had like gold on it.

[12:36:11] Wait, what's your dark spoon joke, I want to hear it.

[12:36:30] Please put a warning before it just in case people can't handle it.

[12:36:54] Now we're all waiting for your dark spoon joke.

[12:36:59] I feel like we're all sitting in a room

[12:37:01] eating yogurt together, just hanging out.

[12:37:20] It's basically a hard time to share it.

[12:37:22] Are you mean, like, I'm gonna eat my family with my spoon?

[12:37:37] Here's a joke. The spoon is given to babies that...

[12:37:42] Oh.

[12:37:46] I see.

[12:37:47] I feel like that's kind of like.

[12:38:02] I feel like.

[12:38:06] I feel like it was like a tradition that came about from something dark.

[12:38:13] get it. I know I have a spoon. My mom also has this really cute pink and gold bag full

[12:38:37] of like it has my first haircut, has my first fingernail clippings and toenail clippings

[12:38:43] from when I was a baby, it has my umbilical cord, and it also has my teeth when they

[12:38:57] they fill out.

[12:39:08] You chattis, it's a lapino thing.

[12:39:12] But also, now she can clone me if I die.

[12:39:14] Is that witchery?

[12:39:26] Is that witchery?

[12:39:31] It's just strange habits that Lepidians have.

[12:39:37] that people have and they don't know why they do it.

[12:39:47] I think my mom bought my teeth back from the tooth fairy, that's how she got them.

[12:39:56] Your mom might be a serial killer.

[12:40:01] Well, I'm still alive, so thank goodness. Phew!

[12:40:03] So many things, those are the five gifted subs, Tracy, thank you so much for the five gifted subs, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[12:40:21] Oh, you have in the Philippines, I see.

[12:40:25] And the mom got all my baby teeth.

[12:40:37] But she didn't get my wisdom teeth cause I never grew any.

[12:40:52] I have no wisdom.

[12:40:53] I never grew any wisdom teeth.

[12:41:01] When I went to get my x-rays done when I was a kid,

[12:41:05] they were like, there's nothing there.

[12:41:07] And I'm like, was there supposed to be something there?

[12:41:10] There's nothing there. I never grew wisdom teeth.

[12:41:15] Not fucking weird.

[12:41:17] Does mom have her baby shoes?

[12:41:22] She does still have my baby shoes.

[12:41:24] She has my first pair of baby shoes.

[12:41:26] My mom has my first pair of baby shoes.

[12:41:32] Nothing else should have asked where they're at.

[12:41:38] I bet they still fit.

[12:41:40] You know what? I knew you were going to say that.

[12:41:42] I knew you were going to freaking say that to me.

[12:41:44] I knew you were gonna freakin say that to me bro, that's so messed up, you know that?

[12:42:02] wish you had small Q feet.

[12:42:09] I don't have stumps for feet.

[12:42:34] You don't usually grow them until you're between 18 and 21, but you grow yours at 25.

[12:42:49] Oh shit.

[12:42:50] You grow them late.

[12:43:04] What's my feed size in Europe?

[12:43:08] What's a size 5?

[12:43:10] 5 and a half in European shoes.

[12:43:14] Do you know?

[12:43:20] Shoes size conversion.

[12:43:32] Well, size 5, European 35.

[12:43:37] Well, 5.5 is 35.5.

[12:43:42] Is that bigger or small?

[12:43:46] Holy crap, that is small.

[12:43:50] And this is UK size 2.5 and 3,

[12:43:53] and then Japan size 21 and 21.5.

[12:43:56] What the fuck?

[12:44:02] That is tiny.

[12:44:10] Damn UK 2.5.

[12:44:12] Is that bad? That's my shoe size.

[12:44:15] Sometimes if I'm lucky and the shoes are made small, I can fit into... I can fit into sixes.

[12:44:32] I had UK size 4 when I was 10.

[12:44:36] Whatever, boy.

[12:44:38] What the heck?

[12:44:40] What are these things?

[12:44:42] What the heck is that?

[12:44:44] What the heck is that?

[12:44:46] Oh my God, what is this?

[12:44:48] Eels are like little bookies.

[12:45:02] come on

[12:45:22] This is a horror movie role, this game has so much horror in it.

[12:45:39] Searching for your mom.

[12:45:52] He's woken a juggernaut.

[12:46:12] Clumsy. Unless you meant to.

[12:46:17] Holy shit.

[12:46:26] What is that?

[12:46:29] I'm a small man.

[12:46:42] I can't see me, I can't see me!

[12:46:58] Whoa, what the fuck?

[12:47:38] I am playing doctor.

[12:47:45] Call me doctor.

[12:47:48] Caca.

[12:47:49] I didn't say caca, I said caca.

[12:47:58] A sister, weren't?

[12:48:06] I didn't say gacha, I said gacha!

[12:48:08] Like, how?

[12:48:11] Hello?

[12:48:17] Oh my god, I'm stuck!

[12:48:18] Jesus Christ!

[12:48:20] This place stinks!

[12:48:21] I'm not a caca doctor and I don't like that.

[12:48:31] Jesus Christ.

[12:48:33] Jesus Christ!

[12:48:35] Oh, for a cockaboo!

[12:48:51] Oh!

[12:48:53] Who's face is in there?

[12:49:03] Oh, shit.

[12:49:05] My wife!

[12:49:07] Don't stop!

[12:49:09] He is so so!

[12:49:12] She's worse.

[12:49:14] We can buy her a few more minutes.

[12:49:17] But, she's not gonna make it through this.

[12:49:20] What?

[12:49:21] TROY!

[12:49:23] You don't understand.

[12:49:26] Whatever's been dreaming her,

[12:49:28] it's speeding up.

[12:49:30] And she's not fighting it.

[12:49:32] It's a giant.

[12:49:34] Flying!

[12:49:36] Fighting white.

[12:49:48] What? Ever been?

[12:49:56] Fighting white.

[12:50:02] Why Trevor me?

[12:50:09] She gonna give birth now?

[12:50:18] Oh, rhythm game!

[12:50:28] Are we getting burned?

[12:50:35] This is how babies are born.

[12:50:58] No!

[12:51:00] Look out the spoon for the baby!

[12:51:05] Oh, no!

[12:51:10] I'm gonna get you!

[12:51:14] I'm gonna get you!

[12:51:18] I'm gonna get you!

[12:51:22] I'm gonna get you!

[12:51:26] Oh look! It's a little baby!

[12:51:42] Baby's brain!

[12:51:45] What does it look like? Are we going to see it?

[12:51:48] Are we going to get to see the baby?

[12:51:51] She'll find the freaking baby!

[12:51:53] I want to see the baby!

[12:51:55] I want to see the baby!

[12:52:00] Minus one white plus a baby.

[12:52:05] In three days.

[12:52:07] Oh no, now we have to fight with baby!

[12:52:10] Uh oh.

[12:52:15] Oh, baby's first fight.

[12:52:17] Wow.

[12:52:18] Uh oh.

[12:52:20] Wrong way.

[12:52:23] I'm leaving with my baby!

[12:52:30] He's coming up!

[12:52:33] Get security and position!

[12:52:36] Do not screw this up for me!

[12:52:43] I'm leaving with my baby!

[12:52:49] Do not screw this up for me!

[12:52:53] The sisterhood doesn't give second chances.

[12:52:57] Oh, brother Poggles is watching!

[12:53:03] Holy shit, baby, give me power!

[12:53:08] Powerful, baby!

[12:53:10] Captain, there's no more friend.

[12:53:14] This... traces.

[12:53:17] He took something!

[12:53:20] Repet from his dead hands!

[12:53:27] Hey, where do I go? What?

[12:53:31] Oh!

[12:53:34] I'm low, I won't have to go in here. Uh oh.

[12:53:37] Oh

[12:54:07] Whoa!

[12:54:09] Whoa!

[12:54:26] Whoa!

[12:54:28] Maybe my power, maybe my power.

[12:54:38] Whoa, the baby.

[12:54:49] Whoa!

[12:54:54] Holy shit!

[12:54:57] Oh my god! What the fuck?

[12:55:00] Whoa!

[12:55:06] The power of time!

[12:55:14] Add the power of baby!

[12:55:16] Oh my god!

[12:55:28] Bro, from mana, from mana who?

[12:55:31] This is a true bad experience here.

[12:55:36] This is real bad.

[12:55:38] Bad friend.

[12:55:43] Fuck you guys, how could you shoot a baby?

[12:55:46] This is a baby I'm parrying!

[12:55:51] You evil!

[12:55:53] Oh, from ceasefire!

[12:55:57] Cease fire!

[12:55:59] Stop firing!

[12:56:09] Oh, I'm gonna cry now!

[12:56:11] Oh no, this is so sad!

[12:56:16] I will kill all of you for shooting at my freaking baby out of my freaking way.

[12:56:41] I can't kill them, it doesn't matter to me!

[12:56:48] Ah, it doesn't matter to me!

[12:56:59] Oh, now they're letting me walk fast.

[12:57:12] Okay, please.

[12:57:15] Now, hit your hair pull. It's overly.

[12:57:18] Oh no, is baby gonna be orphan?

[12:57:45] Little baby, little baby, my little baby.

[12:57:53] My little baby.

[12:57:57] Oh.

[12:58:02] Did he forget that she was pregnant?

[12:58:07] Is that why?

[12:58:08] It was like why she's dying.

[12:58:10] Her, her, her, oops, she's for God's sake, baby, eat mom.

[12:58:15] But, the Legos, if the Lord's found out...

[12:58:22] I am spraying for that everything about Lord Y.

[12:58:27] All the memory, you'll take care of us. Always. Won't you?

[12:58:37] Phoenix.

[12:58:45] Oh my god, look at my little baby!

[12:58:54] Oh my god, he's a little robot!

[12:58:59] Here he is.

[12:59:02] Oh my god.

[12:59:07] Wait, Sorgsby is Johnny?

[12:59:14] Oh, there's no pulse, but I'm kind of fleeing towards series.

[12:59:40] I just want to see what Chad would choose.

[12:59:53] Oh Chad's leaning serious.

[12:59:56] Here's North Star.

[12:59:59] I mean, it's just everything about him is green.

[13:00:06] Like the baby's outfit is like green and so green and doesn't scream Orion.

[13:00:11] You know, the baby doesn't scream Orion.

[13:00:14] The baby screams Sirius and yeah, Jane, Green!

[13:00:21] Sirius.

[13:00:23] Name your child Sirius?

[13:00:27] Yes.

[13:00:29] Sirius.

[13:00:32] Oh, protector! Oh, oh, mom and daddy baby!

[13:00:51] The heart is a labyrinth, none darker than stoppers at the center late answers lost in life.

[13:00:57] One nice life loss for another life gain.

[13:01:01] Life never before seemed an orange in system.

[13:01:04] An impossible life that in turn brought with it more questions than answers.

[13:01:11] Hello.

[13:01:14] I'm Lady Fero.

[13:01:27] Hello?

[13:01:28] The shadow has fled.

[13:01:34] His lair is silent and empty.

[13:01:47] He will not return.

[13:01:51] Understand, she haunts this place. Her light has marred the earth. She whispers in the sleeping sheeps, through the disintegration of her flesh, she lives on.

[13:02:11] In honor of my benven void scarred moon, I entrust Jade to you.

[13:02:22] He would not have wished this, but she would.

[13:02:29] I remain the great and terrible Hanara.

[13:02:40] oh my god her blueprint

[13:02:53] my child like you I mourn for the peace that might have been but we cannot make

[13:03:01] the past our prison we look back on my my for this is like my third year real

[13:03:07] I think I have like two or three ureals already.

[13:03:14] I'm never going to...

[13:03:37] And this game is free!

[13:03:54] You are not funny.

[13:03:57] I can't believe this game is free.

[13:04:00] What the heck?

[13:04:07] Oh my god, I need her neuropdics, her systems, and her chassis.

[13:04:21] I need so much stuff.

[13:04:23] I need so much stuff.

[13:04:25] I'm just interested in soul frame.

[13:04:29] Hi!

[13:04:30] You know!

[13:04:31] I thought about it.

[13:04:34] It's kind of easy to farm, but I can't, I can't, so cute.

[13:04:50] Is it any relay for more Jade lore?

[13:04:54] I can't believe I'm caught up.

[13:05:21] I can't believe I'm caught up.

[13:05:33] I'm a little busy, but I should have gone to the pond, what am I thinking?

[13:05:48] Oh, he's amazing stories for free.

[13:06:09] Oh, heck, easy.

[13:06:16] Hello.

[13:06:21] Sir?

[13:06:25] Hello, sir.

[13:06:31] I'll play you still, Pat.

[13:06:41] Wait, dead J. Nick's a dead dad.

[13:06:49] Memory Feather 1. Bedside Lair Uranus.

[13:06:53] I will live, little one. We will live. My brother too, Voslula. He exepter smirked down at me. What is a life but a mass of the unfulfilled potential?

[13:07:07] Just like the life that would have grown within you, but you chose to spite us. And for that sin, you were mother only ashes and oblivion, Jade.

[13:07:16] I screamed a fliance in the space, but my voice was razors and steel.

[13:07:20] Did you hear me, my beloved child?

[13:07:23] Did you feel my promise? Whatever they had done to us, I shall bring you into the world.

[13:07:28] I will see your face shining down on me.

[13:07:31] I will raise you to the skies over Lula as my mother lifted me

[13:07:35] and show you the first mother they desecrated, radiant in blue.

[13:07:39] When you cry, I will cry too.

[13:07:41] Henry Feather III, hibernation pod, they'd like...

[13:07:46] Well, Exhibition Chamber Lord, they'd keep me in what they imagine to be sleep and between the executions.

[13:07:52] I pass the time dreaming of us, the gains we will so play. We can so play. I close my mask.

[13:07:58] Mummy is gone, I open my mask. Here she is, over and over.

[13:08:02] That's murmur behind their hands.

[13:08:04] 95-4 Venus Orkin mentioned, Your father blamed himself as if love could ever be a crime,

[13:08:13] as if I had no say in the matter.

[13:08:15] So now he repents in his chained skin.

[13:08:18] He serves them like a devoted dog.

[13:08:20] Balas glows to me of how they dangle the promise of me, of us, over his head.

[13:08:26] Oh.

[13:08:27] Wow.

[13:08:28] He lives in hope of seeing you again one day.

[13:08:31] I have promised him this.

[13:08:32] You should be proud.

[13:08:33] He wants me to hate, I shall not, I own myself.

[13:08:37] Uh, Tharces?

[13:08:39] There is a child in my head, not he, my love, some battle-shattered thing, a ghost, a dream.

[13:08:45] He calls me by a name I do not choose.

[13:08:48] What are you, I ask your operator the child says, come on, what did they do to you?

[13:08:54] Let's go, we're being crawled up, time to fight.

[13:08:59] My hand raises its own of its own volition.

[13:09:03] It is trembling. I hear the unvoiced tears in her thoughts.

[13:09:08] I can do this. I'm tenile. I can do this.

[13:09:11] I repeat softly for me. What did they do to you?

[13:09:14] I feel the child crawl up feet oh she whimpers. I want my mom.

[13:09:22] With my mind I embrace her and I sing her the old songs of Kapala Loft

[13:09:27] In the Little Verses of Lyrm of Hock, I tell her the winding, meandering story of the Lankan-e-Cocktain.

[13:09:35] I am a thing of all clouds and feathers. I rock her to sleep.

[13:09:39] And so I go to war, and none suspect. I am as much a warrior as I ever was, with full insight.

[13:09:46] I fight for the people. I despise against a foe that deserves their victory, because I know the reckoning will come.

[13:09:54] Aw.

[13:10:00] Man, this is so sad.

[13:10:02] With a drumstruck, I saw him.

[13:10:04] Changed just as I was changed.

[13:10:06] But the medal was his.

[13:10:08] There is no other like it.

[13:10:10] And I saw him, and he did not know me.

[13:10:12] I took him, I flew through blood and storm and insanity.

[13:10:14] I flew.

[13:10:16] Oh, thank you.

[13:10:20] Henry, thank you so much for the five gifted songs.

[13:10:24] Uh, you could not have known it, but in taunting me, ballas gave me hope.

[13:10:29] There is plenty-plenty full strength within you, but only to keep you preserved as you

[13:10:34] are now.

[13:10:35] Your child, alas, will never grow, even if you fed it with all the strength in your

[13:10:40] body.

[13:10:41] Perhaps if you lay lifeless for a year, the child would twitch a little.

[13:10:45] A century and his heart might begin to beat.

[13:10:48] A thousand years, and who knows?

[13:10:50] Perhaps you might feel a kick.

[13:10:52] And so I lie here stubborn as the days long, as my father used to say, I promise that you

[13:10:57] would live little one, I will keep that promise, with your father watching over us I will give

[13:11:02] you the gift of myself, and one day these metal fingers of mine will dip in slippery

[13:11:08] paint and draw a smiley sun and a house and a dog and all of us together and I will hear

[13:11:15] you laugh.

[13:11:16] And the child was born!

[13:11:19] But who baby?

[13:11:23] Where baby?

[13:11:28] Who baby where baby?

[13:11:31] Uh baby.

[13:11:36] Soon baby.

[13:11:38] Baby frame.

[13:11:41] Next update baby.

[13:11:43] I hate that man so much I wanted to fucking die.

[13:11:48] I want to kill him a thousand times and make him feel bad and then laugh at him while he's

[13:11:54] dying.

[13:11:55] I hate that man.

[13:11:56] Yes, Valis, I want to fucking kill him every day and laugh at him.

[13:12:09] Oh, so pretty.

[13:12:16] This game is so pretty.

[13:12:29] Unfortunately, we already didn't know I want to resurrect him and continuously kill him over and over again.

[13:12:34] And resurrect him and kill him and resurrect him and kill him and resurrect him and kill him.

[13:12:39] Nice.

[13:12:41] We have gone to dojo in a long time.

[13:12:49] Let's go say hi.

[13:12:52] It's been a while since we've been there.

[13:12:56] And then I have to...

[13:12:58] I have to...

[13:12:59] I'm pumpkining bro.

[13:13:00] I'm pumpkining.

[13:13:01] I am pumpkining.

[13:13:02] I am pumpkining.

[13:13:03] I am pumpkining.

[13:13:04] It is happening.

[13:13:05] I

[13:13:08] See a little bit of me in everyone the stardust

[13:13:12] Not to love once you know

[13:13:15] We're all in the universe in

[13:13:24] That this is our dojo so if you haven't joined them become the member and your sub

[13:13:29] Please join our dojo if you play warframe

[13:13:32] It's beautiful.

[13:13:37] Oh, Matt was here.

[13:13:41] Daily reminder, you are amazing.

[13:13:42] I want you to know that.

[13:13:43] Don't forget to be kind to yourself.

[13:13:45] I agree.

[13:13:53] I agree.

[13:13:55] Oh my God, a place is still so large.

[13:14:02] I want to be I will get lost

[13:14:08] I don't want to get lost

[13:14:12] This is a free game I only

[13:14:16] I'm sitting here

[13:14:20] It's a free freaking game

[13:14:25] Oh my god, SIGMO

[13:14:30] Look our sigma plate. My real Jack is still fucked up. What the fuck? Oh my god, it never got fixed. It always stayed ugly

[13:14:42] What the heck why why did it stay so ugly?

[13:14:49] I know I can't customize it and I've tried

[13:14:53] Hello

[13:14:55] I've tried customizing it, but for some reason it like reverted back for some reason I don't understand why.

[13:15:08] Hi everybody, you guys look great.

[13:15:17] Bugle frame.

[13:15:25] Have you done the thunderstar?

[13:15:34] It was a fancy railjack skin.

[13:15:36] I don't know.

[13:15:38] I don't know, but I know.

[13:15:42] Guys, I'll be back.

[13:15:44] I'll be back for all of you guys.

[13:15:50] I'll be back for all of you.

[13:15:52] I will be back.

[13:15:53] But I'm pumpkining and I'm going to my ship now.

[13:15:59] My beautiful, my beautiful, my beautiful people.

[13:16:04] Thank you for being here.

[13:16:06] And thank you for playing warframe.

[13:16:09] I'm going back to my ship now.

[13:16:19] I don't know, I don't know which quest I've done.

[13:16:23] Oh, I just have uh, Angel of the Zermen.

[13:16:27] Then, what about these?

[13:16:29] Oh, see? I haven't done this one yet.

[13:16:32] Oh my god, I never finished Wave Rider either.

[13:16:42] Oh my god, I do these?

[13:16:46] I gotta do these too, shit.

[13:16:53] still so many things to do beautiful song in tempestari really

[13:17:01] to the side plus and this game is free voice storms gathering corpus lanes

[13:17:09] could a mysterious vessel somehow be a cause oh shit

[13:17:14] This game is freaking free!

[13:17:21] And this is freaking free!

[13:17:29] I'm sorry, Railjack is the most horrible.

[13:17:37] Oh

[13:17:42] Head to the same time you can meet some new friends

[13:17:52] Nice my brain is shutting off. Oh

[13:17:59] There's all let's see the trailer hold up

[13:18:01] Hold up, let's see the trailer, hold up, trailer trailer trailer trailer trailer.

[13:18:09] Oh my god, I've been avoiding stuff.

[13:18:20] This video contains flashing lights that may adversely affect full-sensitive viewers.

[13:18:36] Whoa!

[13:18:43] Whoa!

[13:19:00] Whoa!

[13:19:06] You're dead

[13:19:10] The meaning is in your throne

[13:19:13] You're a tool

[13:19:19] You're slain by me

[13:19:21] You're so fast

[13:19:24] Oh, C.

[13:19:26] You're all backwards

[13:19:28] Out of time

[13:19:36] Oh my god, it's that baby!

[13:19:46] Oh, grown up!

[13:19:51] Baby's all grown up!

[13:19:58] Oh my god, it's both babies!

[13:20:05] I got so bad we won't breathe.

[13:20:35] Oh my god, this looks so sick!

[13:21:04] Cinema, Cinema, oh my god, what the fuck, absolute cinema.

[13:21:21] Absolute cinema, bro, that was incredible, holy shit, whoa, whoa guys, hey guys, hey

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[13:21:48] Wooo!

[13:21:49] I'm always happy to play Warframe bro, oh my god, today was so, today was so good, today

[13:21:56] was so good, today was so good though.

[13:22:01] It's free!

[13:22:03] It's forking free bro.

[13:22:07] It's forking free.

[13:22:10] Let me, let me, let me exit game.

[13:22:15] Did I tell you it's free?

[13:22:16] Did you know that it's free?

[13:22:18] Did you know that it's free?

[13:22:21] You know what?

[13:22:22] You know what we gotta do?

[13:22:31] I'm gonna go play the dating games and get my boyfriend

[13:22:51] This reminds me of when

[13:22:53] When I was hanging out with Tandy and G-Var a while back ago before I started playing warframes G-Var was like

[13:22:58] I gotta be I'll be right back

[13:22:59] I gotta go talk to my girlfriend on my computer, and I'm like, oh, he's like, yeah, I gotta go.

[13:23:04] And then Candy was like, oh yeah, he had to talk to his girlfriend in Warframe, and I'm like, what?

[13:23:12] What do you mean?

[13:23:20] What do you mean by that?

[13:23:22] What do you mean?

[13:23:29] Oh, anyway, chat, thank you so much for hanging out with me for 13 hours and 23 minutes of

[13:23:38] your day.

[13:23:39] I love you guys, I would stay on longer, but oh my gosh, today I'm almost tired and I'm

[13:23:45] so tired today, but I will be on again tonight, uh, tonight I will be on, um, once again for

[13:23:55] another fine fine fine stream another fun stream tomorrow today another fun

[13:24:04] stream another fun stream I hope you guys have a good day I'm gonna raise I'm

[13:24:14] gonna read candy cuz today's buff I wish I could have stayed on longer it's a

[13:24:22] read both but I I can't I can't see up I'm I'm I'm dying bro

[13:24:29] please give candy all my love and then later if you stick around you see both

[13:24:35] special debut give both all my love too

[13:24:41] Did we?

[13:24:51] Uh-oh.

[13:24:52] Wait, did-

[13:24:57] Am I going crazy?

[13:25:03] Wait, did- Am I going crazy?

[13:25:12] Uh-oh.

[13:25:15] Oh, today we were supposed to release the day 4 AX schedule, but I never got the schedule,

[13:25:31] I guess I'll share it tonight, then

[13:25:53] But I just joined the street, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

[13:26:01] I love you guys! I'll see you guys later tonight or be all later tonight! BYE!

[13:26:31] You