ironmouse
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06-14-2026 · 10h 57m
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Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Can't be bothered
Can't be bothered to your party
We're not a party
We are on it, we're on our mind
We're stepping to the night where all the stars are bright
We're back again to do this and we're gonna do it right
Something wild's in the air
I just know
Now we're moving quicker, keeping on track
It's a mess.
Everybody seems to have a long, long journey.
When we come alive,
then I will be alone.
I got stuck in my airline.
Time to stay my strong.
And I'm feeling the love.
I hope there's no more.
I have a lot to say.
Yeah, yeah, this is okay, it's a negative.
Yes, yes it is, a disassociation name.
Ah!
I so felt...
Oh, pumpkin, thank you so much for the raid, girl!
I hope you had a good stream.
I am like, uh, I am struggling, I am struggling to wake up.
That's so bad.
Oh
Well
Oh, I'm so tired.
I was so tired, I was so tired, the wheel broke in, it gave me the coral again today.
I'm not complaining now.
I'm not complaining.
I don't have a good way to do it.
I don't have a good way to do it.
I feel like...
Have you ever had a headache that is like...
It's like a helicopter.
Recommendation to help wake up, ice cold water and a little speed walking to raise heart rate
should help shake of the natural melatonin sleeveless.
Instructions unclear, I flooded my room with water.
And now I'm swimming on a computer.
Instructions unclear.
I
Structural clear
Help under the sea help help instruction on clear
I'm a long human
I'm awake. I drink no soda, just water. I don't drink soda either. I just drink water and... sparkling water.
I am only water, I cannot swim.
Hello, everybody. Do you remember me from this morning?
Yeah, I can hook you up with some modeling glue if that would help.
Modeling glue? What the?
Modeling glue?
I mean, a 13 hour stream?
Celsius energy drinks, what's that?
Oh, look a small mouse, I'm small.
I might become even smaller.
I might go chibi later, probably.
Michi had an epic 17 hour show. Oh my god. What? She was on 17 hours?
Ahem
Michi
Motibli
17 hours
Checking
Checking
Ahem
16 hours and 49 minutes
Bro she is so mean
She's so me bro Oh, she was playing she was poor she playing
Will she play city skyline again?
Oh Jesus.
Oh my God.
Bro, I can't play that game man.
My brain is too dumb.
I'm too stupid.
I'm too stupid.
I'm too stupid.
I'm too stupid.
I'm too stupid.
First Vtuber to go to Vtuber University to go to Streamer University.
Guys, I dropped out of school.
What makes you think I can go back to any type of school?
I dropped out of school.
What makes you think I can go back to any type of school?
What makes you think I can ever go back to any type of school?
I am done.
I'm terrible.
I can never go back to any type of establishment of learning.
You'll probably be a teacher?
A teacher of what?
Being an idiot?
I'm not an expert in my field.
What field am I in?
Field of garbage?
I'm in a grassy field.
Wanting on some grass?
I must be the janitor, bro.
I'd be the worst janitor ever.
I'd probably be fired on my first day.
I'd be the worst fucking janitor ever.
I will be fired.
They'd be like...
Look at the mess and I'm gonna do it yourself.
Clean it up yourself and get fired
Hoking cows and measuring their moves?
Ah, I can measure a move. Wait, I can't measure shit.
This week, I streamed 13 hours and 26 minutes yesterday, and by yesterday I mean today.
I streamed 16 hours the day before
and then 15 hours the day before
and then...
and then...
Bro, let's round with me.
I don't even hitting the 19 hours and four-
Listen, I don't know what that- what- what did I do in that stream that made me do
I don't even know.
What the heck were they doing?
Wait, where is Saru?
No, where is he?
I don't know.
I don't even know.
Wait, where did it start?
I don't know, where did it start?
It was not started already.
I didn't even fuck away.
It was one of those days where I was like,
I'm not getting up until I beat this thing.
What?
Oh
What
What
This is the most random shit ever this is not what I remember
We chatted for 4 hours, then I played Honkai Star Rail for 2 hours, then I played Arrow
Noctosis for 2 hours.
Oh my god this is when we did that set, we played with Connor that day, we played
aeronautosis, then we played sketchy's contract, then we played descending the
woods, sketchy's contract was 30 minutes, then we played descending the woods for
40 minutes, then we played Roblox for three hours and 50 minutes, and then I
played autopsy simulator for five hours and 20 minutes.
I... what?
Oh, yeah, we play, oh, yeah.
play dress to impress Roblox.
And this was August 1st, 2024.
That felt so long ago.
Oh, yeah.
Cause it was my anniversary like a few days later, so I was like, I'll just push and play.
And then I'll take two days off and then it's time for my anniversary.
why are you pink why are you kaka
us
is on my longest green
that wasn't a sabbathorn
sabbathorn, sabbathorn, sabbathorn, sabbathorn, uncapped sabbathorn, sabbathorn
Don't clap so don't
So don't
damn
damn
what a time to be alive, eh?
what a time to be alive
what a time to be alive
what a time to be alive
so you have capped it?
whatever major thing you may have in a month after
uh I did have it like technically capped so I do uncapped so don but I
usually cap it at a month but if we go over the time I will stay the longer
time after I think the last time we did the last time we did last in like two
weeks after the month was over and we just didn't add any more to the timer I
just completed my time
I served my sentence.
I can't wait to watch her plastic duck.
Oh my god, we haven't plastic ducked in forever.
I wonder if there's other things to do other than ducks now that we can leave on.
I think there is like a fishing game I don't know how it works though.
I'll have enough farm game.
Oh yeah, the restaurant game.
The restaurant game.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think oh they had a they had a summer opi
I feel like we've gone as far as we can go in the GTA game.
We've gone as far as I can roll.
All we have now to unlock are cosmetics.
All we have are cosmetics.
There has to be something else.
Yeah, but I already unlocked all the cosmonauts I like.
We'll see.
I'll look in to see if what other games are on the play wall.
I'm sleeping.
Rumor has it, there's a bunch of IRL streams planned.
It's true!
It's true!
It's true!
But it's not a rumor. It's...
It's the truth.
Let me tell you the schedule.
I
I'll tell you starting this week crazy stuff
Oh, I might have to take something
How do I have to take a bed earlier? Holy shit
You're something just I I've been I've been like sick like I don't know these past few weeks
I have a meeting with the hat man all you know this and starting this coming week my
schedule is gonna change I'm not streaming tomorrow and I'm not streaming on Tuesday I think
I will be streaming on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
I think I might be streaming on Wednesday.
I know I have a collab with Shia.
I might be streaming and might not.
Oh, Sniffy, do you want to rate out for the great stream?
Thank you for the rate.
Thank you very much!
Well, I will be on Thursday and Friday and then we have
IRL streams coming.
My schedule is going to change.
My schedule is changing.
I wanna say...
starting Friday of this week starting Friday of this week I will be streaming
during the day I will not be streaming at night starting Friday I will be
streaming their date. My schedule will be now on East Coast time. I'm so sorry for my C bros,
my JP bros, my bros from all around the world that is not America. It's not permanent, it's
not permanent. However, it's gonna be starting Friday. From Friday, all the way to July.
So, uh, so, uh, June 19th, all the way to July, all the way to July 11th, July 11th, July 12th, is close time.
I will be a day walker for that amount of time so like three weeks. I'm sorry
And then we'll get back to normal after that
You probably might be wondering the mouse. What the fuck we doing?
I roll streams
I roll streams I roll streams I roll streams all next week and in the week after that
Uh, the week after that is AX.
The week after that is AX.
Uh, uh.
And then after AX.
Uh, the week after that is TennoCon.
So, uh, uh.
That is what I'm doing.
So we got Irelis next week.
The week after that is AX and the week after that is Tenochon.
Tenochon!
Tenochon!
Warframe!
Oh my god, that's so much fun.
I had so much fun.
I had so much fun playing this morning.
I can't believe we're caught up. That show's crazy. I want to play the other side quests and stuff sometime soon.
I still can't believe that gate is free.
Oh my eye, fuck.
I did I did play the Jade Quest holy shit that was so sad that was so sad that was so
So sad, that made me cry.
So sad, and then Chat was like,
go read the extra lore.
And I did, and I was like, oh my god.
Rip my heart out already, god damn it.
Just rip out my heart.
Just rip it out.
Chat, we have a collab with friends!
So I and all other Australia viewers have to endure 3 weeks without you, ex-you, W,
expect US to survive.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry I'll be back soon but you know what you can watch the
VODs and you'll love them I promise you the VODs the VODs you have to look
forward to will be incredible
incredible incredible we have a collab with Shaoann Retuber Ari Eggy and I think Haruka
supposed to join us but I don't think how to go to wait
oh my goodness hello shout mousey mousey hi hello hi hi hi how's it going how's it
going
you're like barely hanging on but you are here and that's the most important
part are you ready to play Windows XP game yeah we're laying pipe today
What's what's wrong? Why did you? Why do you snicker so so loudly?
You were like, yeah, we're gonna lay pipe. I was like what we're laying pipes
We're laying pipe
the best pipe layers
in all of the tubing
No one
save dude I love laying pipe oh hey hey do you also love laying pipe yes I love
laying pipe yeah it's true I have to be with you
who? you? me? me? yeah
i'm gonna grab you by your head and i'm gonna beat you up
i'm gonna hit you
yeah i'll hold it i'll hold it
go punch
get her arms get her arms
she's dodging she's dodging i can hear her dodging
she's weaving back and forth i can't hit her
Oh
Man
I missed the morning and see that's okay. It's okay
Yep. No, it's not okay. You're late. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm just saying you know, I'm lucky brain and drill soon so
nice
Yes, yes, that's what we love to hear. This is good for the program. It's good for the program
Let's go for a program. Yeah, it's good for the program. Very good for the program. It's time to see you have man
Yep, you know they're making a ham man game a
Hamman game
Oh, it doesn't actually
Dude, I would love to see that happen all see
Collective
Collective live together stronger like a topa
You know for the longest time, I don't know what the fuck a topa was I
Didn't either fair thing to not know
I'll be honest. Yeah, and I was like what is a topa and I and I didn't I never knew what a topa was
And I kept seeing people talk about topas and I thought it was like I thought it was like, you know how
I thought it was kind of like a foopa.
A foopa?
Yeah, same.
They're very similar in a lot of ways.
It's a foopa for tall people.
Yeah, I thought it was like a foopa, and I'm like...
It's like a foopa, but it's a topa.
A little different, but only a little different.
It's the same.
Thematically, it's the same.
Thinker Bell is kind of like a tulpa. She dies when people don't believe in her, right? So...
Mm-hmm.
You know?
Ladies, is that true? Wait, what?
Yeah, it's true.
But, you know, like, when everybody was like,
I do believe in fairies. I do. I do.
To, like, make her stronger or whatever. She was fucking dying.
Yeah, she's like a fucking boogie man.
I gotta, like, re-watch these...
These media have no recollection of this part at all.
Yeah, that's the truth. If you don't believe in Santa, he dies.
Yeah, yeah, also if you push him off a roof he dies and then you kill him.
Sorry, I was thinking about women.
You hate me since the day I was born.
What the fuck are you on about right now?
That's what I said too.
Why are you picking violence out of the gate?
She's getting the punches in while she can before the man from the day I was born.
the hell man yeah oh my god in the flesh in the flesh that's me yeah you're
the same because I definitely know Ariana Grande songs that is yep well I
I mean, you are on a grand day.
Yeah, that's you, so you should know.
Yeah, I should know.
I least one of them.
Oh, that one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I haven't done any warm-ups though, so you might need to come back.
Oh, circle back.
Oh, I'll warm you up.
Right.
I feel like there's been this thing lately with you,
Master, you've been playing hot and cold.
You come out the gate and you go, you hate me.
I love you, but you hate me!
Yes!
Casting out new dynamics.
Yeah, yeah.
She's a bad mentor.
I like it.
I think it's good. Yeah, I think Mal should be feisty.
I think she should be evil.
I don't think she's capable of being feisty.
I think she should be actually feisty.
Mal should lie more.
I think Mal should lie and be evil.
I'm not good at lying.
I tell on myself, if I do something that I feel like I need to report, I'm immediately like hey, I did this thing.
Yeah, I'm kind of a self-snitcher too.
I'm a self-snitcher and most of the time they're just like okay, and I'm like I just feel like you had to know.
I just didn't even know because if you didn't know that I would feel bad and then...
I self-snitch all the time, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's a good quality to have, though.
Self-snitching?
It's better than lying, but I don't think it's healthy.
Yeah.
That being said, I think you should learn how to lie because it would be funny.
I'm gonna lie.
Mouse, I'm the perfect game for you.
up road to empress chapter 2 the ultimate line game of all time lying
butter is so back I love lying the dude it's so good actually I won't say I won't
say anything yeah you guys are gonna play it I never got to finish the first
one the first second game is his froggy together and then froggy
evaporate froggy froggy I have a stream
together thingy up if you guys want it
thank you I'm gonna join it I'm gonna get
in there I'm gonna join it so hard
let's go so what is this game I have no
clue all right it's like uh it's kind of like gripo but like white knuckle but
like but like white knuckle it's a really hard repo there's a thing that I know
about it that makes it really hard and I feel like Ari is gonna find it
extremely hard just like me what does that even mean what oh no that's my
entire personality man you can't do this to me you're gonna you're gonna
You're gonna have to lie that it's not your entire purpose.
Dude, I don't do it on purpose.
It is just my vocabulary.
Don't get us into trouble with the company, dude.
I wouldn't fucking work for a company if I was letting her.
I agree.
Oh god, I would lie if we play this game right now
and I don't say much at all for the next three hours.
I'm too scared to say anything without cursing.
I'm gonna win.
I'm gonna be silent.
Okay, you're gonna win.
Yeah, win for us.
I wouldn't know, though.
I'm gonna win.
Realistically.
Win for us.
Do you need my stick?
Realistically, how would it know if I say fuck you?
It'll hear.
But how does it know?
How does it know?
Magic, they have one dude sitting there staring at you
One guy is like just listening to everybody the entire time
Yeah, well that's why it's an early access
They only give a few codes so that there's enough guys to go around
Getting one guide
Okay, who's uh, do you do my scene code?
There's uh, there it is
I added you
Oh, you added me, nice
I did
So, I'm the fool
What the...
Whoever you want...
Everyone.
I guess that's you then.
Oh...
Okay.
I'm the one guy who's like not alive.
Well that makes it better.
OH GOD!
New game.
Did you open it up?
Friends?
That was an old guide.
Yeah!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay.
OH GOD!
OH IT IS NOT OPTIMIZED!
HELP!
Oh everything is wrong.
It is a playtest.
Oh my god.
It is a playtest.
We also have the other game as a backup.
Right, the Mekki Chameleon game.
Yes.
Oh god, oh god.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Oh, it's so bad.
It's so bad.
It's all gone.
um um get a better computer i have a 50 90 and it's doing oh is it this is something
oh my god are you having problems uh it's making my model lag oh my god is it just
Oh, I did.
I turned it all down to low and 30 FPS.
I think, perhaps, maybe I'll be better when I get in there.
Because I think maybe it's-
You look like an evil medicine doll-glover.
What?
What does that even mean?
I'm an evil doll-glover?
Yeah, you know, in the- when he's walking up and this is-
You know that music video when he's walking up to you?
You've been strutting weirdly.
Oh shit.
You've got the demon.
Yeah, you're like the...
Oh my god.
You look like...
So what does he look like?
I'm trying to put my finger on it.
What do I look like?
You look like...
I butted you.
He does not look like Ludwig.
I invited you.
Ariel has joined the king.
What? Is that her name?
Multi-assurance.
Ariel has joined the king.
And you're a blonde woman! You're a blonde wife!
HELLO!
Oh my god, you got yourself!
How did they know?
How did they know?
Did they really know?
Yes, how did they know?
How do they know?
How do they know?
How did they know?
How do they know?
Oh my god, how did they know?
You might have to turn your game down mouse every time you yell you get cut off.
Do I do it?
Yeah, every time you yell you get cut off.
Wait, burn it down. Is this better?
It's a little better.
I don't know!
I'll turn mine down too.
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Yeah, beeeeeee!
Wait, egg.
Is that better?
Egg?
You look like a very angry Cameron Gator.
Do I look good?
Do I look good?
Oh yeah, you look good baby.
You look good.
I'm going to see if I can bump it up to 60 because now that I'm in the game, it seems fine.
I think it was just the menu.
I'm going to bump it up.
Egg's microphone is dying.
You look like Sabrina Carpenter's doppelganger that had a really rough life.
You look like Dave Captain Holt from Brooklyn Nine-Nine was skinny.
Like Barry Melner.
Iggy, why are you saying anything, Iggy?
Egg!
Iggy, help me.
Egg!
Help me, Iggy.
either your steermike settings or your default windows default mic settings
you can change the mic in the game
you wouldn't believe how many times that's that's that's the problem
oh yeah what's up what do you find the fridge my oh shit oh yeah here you go oh yes good
Good, good. I had this.
I have to swap back to the same mic.
Oh, it's a bread. That's a big bread.
I'm gonna turn you up.
Mm-hmm.
Apple?
It's the one inside me.
Apple.
Oh, it's gonna bother me.
I'm gonna shove that bread in my body.
Apple.
Eat zucchini.
Eat zucchini.
Eat zucchini.
Eat zucchini.
Eat zucchini.
Thank you.
Okay.
Where are we at?
I don't know.
Well, we're in one of these four locations.
Me too.
I don't know my sensitivity. My sensitivity is so hard.
It's so sensitive.
You don't need 7000 BPI.
I don't need that ice cream.
Oh, what is happening here?
Look at my arrow.
Ooh.
That's a very robust arrow.
No.
Sorry, I'm jerking the fray.
You haven't given up on it.
Whoa.
Yeah, we won.
Do you still want to set the stream together?
It's just your task not on.
Yeah.
Sorry.
It's because I'm a little bitch baby.
No you're fine.
You're fine.
You're fine.
It's okay.
You're fine.
You're fine.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah we.
You're fine.
You're fine.
You might be a little bitch baby but it's okay.
Wait a minute.
Thank you.
What?
It knows what we're saying.
It does.
Yeah.
It says it.
It says it when I'm going to the- when I press escape and I'm walking
Like it's saying what I'm saying
Where?
Yeah
Yeah, there's like some title
Oh at the bottom
Yeah
Yeah, that's how it- that's how it catches you
What the fuck?
Fuck you!
It's not that accurate though
Oh my God, no Spanish!
Oh my God, no Spanish!
Wait, does it know?
No Spanish, holy shit
No Spanish!
No Spanish!
I want to see if it actually penalizes us
See through recognized Chinese
Is it real BG?
No, it doesn't recognize Chinese.
It doesn't know Chinese.
It doesn't know Chinese.
It's not smart enough.
It's not smart enough.
It doesn't know Chinese.
It doesn't know Chinese.
It doesn't know Chinese.
Can you teach them some Chinese squares?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Fuckin' Chinese.
So what you say is, like, interesting fuck you'd be like, or fuck you.
There's so many different ones.
It was just like easy fuck and then there's like
What it's like a low level
It's a low level fuck, you know like you say
You can be like
Be a high-level fuck if you want mouse
High-level fuck I mean like you know like how I say like
Like, do I want to say it out loud though?
Oh my god, what if you do it like that?
Wait, mouse!
I've tried it first since fantasy, if it knows everything.
Uh, uh, puñeta, uh, oh, puñeta!
It doesn't know puñeta, thank god.
Oh, okay, you might be safe.
Yeah.
Pendejo?
Yeah, they were no pendejo.
Yeah?
No!
Oh, did he not fucking jaw moving when you talk?
PENDIHOL!
I said PENDIHOL!
I could just sit here and stare at it, figuring out what I'm saying the entire time.
PONNIO!
We don't have plenty of time for that.
PONNIO!
I said buy!
I want to play.
It said look on y'all!
PONNIO!
PONNIO!
The computer has games.
It's called a mother beat.
The computer has games on by the way.
PONNIO US!
Alright! Alright!
I have Ponyo and no Ponyo West.
Ponyo West.
It is not no Chinese.
Geometry.
Geometry.
He'll be the greatest.
Oh, you have your picture on your thingy.
Oh.
You can play Flappy Bird together.
You can click on your thingy.
You have your picture on your thingy.
What thingy?
My thingy.
Your thingy.
Your picture is on your thingy.
Oh, I see your thingy, too.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, the email is like a present made of words.
What?
Dude, I like this idea.
Is this the game?
Yeah.
This is the game.
I like it.
I like it.
I really am a blonde woman.
Do you think that was intentional?
I know.
I want to know how it knows.
Well, we're all geniuses except for you.
Like, you're the only...
They break programs to be specific.
They're like blonde women approaching.
They know.
They know.
They don't know about your steam.
White woman on the way.
In your selection.
Who the fuck just broke something?
Uh-oh.
I was not me.
I was not me.
I was not me.
Wait, where did you go man?
I'm playing Floppy Bird.
They're not playing anything. You're just sitting there.
You're sitting there.
But I'm on the computer.
You have to hit the flap button.
I'm flapping.
Did you flap to start?
Did I throw something at you?
You're playing with an unplugged in controller mouse.
I am?
I'm the only woman skin they got.
I'm the only woman.
I'm flapping, I'm flapping.
But I'm flapping, I'm flapping.
I love the facial expressions.
You like it?
I like it.
They're very sinister.
I don't want to flap.
Do you want to flap?
Bro, I kept the phone.
I kept the phone for the longest time because it had Flappy Bird on it still.
Oh yeah.
And I never played it, but I was just like, it's the flex I have to get when you can't get it anymore.
I remember they used to like sell phones, you know, they were like, that's Flappy Bird on and like $1,000.
I think I actually had it because like even if an app isn't available anymore, if it's still on it and you like do the cloud thing to your new phones,
I think I've had it up until like a couple years ago.
Boon has scored 599 for bad language in this game
What?
Wait, what's my score?
17
Wait, what's the score? For what? How do you see that?
If you go on stats on the computer and click on the bad language tab
Oh no
What's mine?
It doesn't say because you haven't played yet
Yeah, we haven't gotten all of them
We all have to play
Yeah
This was 17
I'm a good boy
I don't swear
No one need Mr. Balls to swarme
2355 times
Spyro gamer
What was that?
I don't know
I don't know
I'm not gonna be nothing
Boon
God damn it
Why is he ranked number 32 dude?
In the world
In the world
In the world
Oh no.
Oh no.
What is Giga doing?
Giga was on a side press with that one.
She was running her mouth.
Oh, so.
How do I leave the computer?
Help.
I'm going to start testing.
This is how you play the game.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god, we're like in...
We're like in digital circles.
Oh, digital circles.
Circles
Oh no!
It just pushed the direction you wanted to go!
You want it to look!
Press it up!
You want it to look!
Press A!
You don't like to flopping?
Why?
Grab it your left and right hand.
It's like climbing a ladder!
It's like climbing a ladder.
It's like climbing a ladder.
A virtual ladder?
It's like climbing a ladder.
I can't lift it on the end yet, there's her
Oh!
Go
My virtual body
Dude, shut up!
And you talk to much bro
Shut up!
You could just leave
You could just start the path up in the corner
That says what we need
Okay, I don't mind
Stop
Paper on the Lord can't
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't
I don't know what I'm doing
we just go there's not going to be a trampoline later by the way
what is this trampoline I didn't realize
I got a mail I got a mail
you got a mail? I want mail
I found a mail I need the mail to pass
I got one
I got something
I know!
Oh, thank goodness for the trampoline.
Hey, if we fall on the floor, do we die normally?
I think so, yeah.
Hey, what is the point of this job? Just a question.
Yeah, what is the point of this job?
It's a big cyber space, maybe.
A cyber space?
I don't know, actually.
Oh, there's a certain amount of stamina.
yeah yeah you're a stamina make sure you go take it back to the start where
we were
I'll find you, find her.
It's only brain fraction. It's alright.
Okay.
AHHHHHHH!
Alright.
We did it.
AHHHHHHH!
Hey, did she look nice?
Come on! You're gonna get me trouble!
No, it's okay.
It was a trampoline.
I'm only going out.
I want the exit!
We have a huge-
Mouth is the exit!
Mine is 30 for language!
I'm sorry!
Newbie is 120pp!
We have to be so many.
We've got an office here, right?
We wouldn't have to be in the computer!
We're in the computer.
We are the computer.
Everything is like computer.
Everything is like computer.
Computer time.
There's a lot of computers.
Can you get off this party?
Computer, show me his balls.
Computer, make everybody really gay and horny.
Did they work?
Computer, make a brush.
Computer, show me some factities.
Up over a benefit, see upgrade option
I have created my inventory slots
Up over a benefit
I am not reading all that
I have not upgraded my stamina
I am not reading all that
I only turn after Q
I don't know.
How do we do the next one?
We just start testing.
I'm going to click start testing and then begin testing.
Ready?
I was checking my email.
You're fine.
But I didn't read it.
Which is very typical for children.
Yeah, I do it too.
Or just straight up delete them.
I'm not doing all that.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Well, it's a really good story.
It's fine.
Hey, I just skimming.
What?
What are all these enemies by the way?
What?
Oh, they're enemies?
Oh, yeah.
What?
What do you mean?
Well, I want that.
You'll see.
You'll see.
Also, if you fall twice, you die.
Oh, it's okay.
Wait, I'm scared now.
I'm not gonna die.
You should see.
I'm literally hurt.
I'm literally hurt.
I got one item.
I got him.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna lock in and go out.
I got him.
I got him.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna lock in and go beast mode buddy
Hey guys!
Yeah hey what's up?
I almost died
Yeah same
Don't do it, knock that shit off
Okay well I did
Whoa!
Egg!
I'm gonna go watch your language!
I'm gonna get S-word
Sorry
You said he is weird
I'm so sorry
Oh sorry!
My favorite S-word
What?
I literally did not say that! I literally did not say that!
I literally did not say that.
That's what I'm talking about!
Whoa!
You just flagged me!
You got us one to language, Grandpa!
My bad, my bad, my bad.
That's my bad.
oh watch your freaking language watch your freaking language
I'll watch my yeah you better watch your freaking mouth freaking mouth
my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad my bad
jeep is so easy
jeep is so easy
uh something is checkin
Oh no no oh no
oh no
oh god
I'll give you the beat point
uh oh good job buddy
thanks
Thanks.
The trick is I need to get up there as fast as I can.
Knew it!
Quip, they think it's worth it.
For the rain, I've got a great stream.
Hey, man, you're streamed?
What the heck?
What are you doing?
I didn't know you streamed.
I didn't say that!
I-what?
Hello?
You can't say that!
I have to go!
I didn't stream?
Ah!
But I shouldn't- I shouldn't say that!
Hey, watch your language!
Watch your language!
I got a beach ball!
Beach ball?
I got a beach ball.
What the fuck is that?
AHHHHHH!
Okay, hey guys I think she used the bag.
AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Help! Why? Why is it me?
Why is it me?
Why is it me?
Why is it me?
AHHHHHHHH!
That was really funny, I liked it.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I'm standing on a pad, does it work?
Oh, is that thing his evil mounts?
You know there are a bunch of items around, but none of them are the items that we're looking for.
Oh, guys, if you come up here, you want us to get an item?
No!
Oh, you're hurting me!
That sounds like a new problem, and honestly...
Don't use my body as a tool!
I'm trying to drop you my dog's walkout.
Like, you know, I'm not here to make friends.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you dropped the item?
Oh, an item.
If my Stefan just had this over his finger, he'd die.
Oh, no, they're dying.
I'm hurt.
Grandpa, we got a call.
Okay, okay, I'm going.
My heart hurting me.
Heart hurt.
Dave?
How did you guys get down there?
I hurt.
Oh, you...
I dropped her, but I...
Um, they're dead.
Well, I'm...
Or her me.
Fuck.
Oh, I'm dead?
Oh my god, I can't even curse in my death?
Hey!
No, Mao!
Mierda tu coño!
Aha, you don't recognize what I'm saying.
No, Mao!
I'm not terminating.
I shit my turf!
I lost my job
No! It's a T2!
I lost my job
Oh my
Yay! I lost my job! Yay!
No!
Oh and she had a beach ball too
I got a beach ball
I got a beach ball
I wear...
Where's the cube?
No, now we're just in the cube and we can leave
The cube!
What have you had in here guys?
I think we're right over here, but it's a two person puzzle.
Okay, I'll come over.
I can come.
Wait, I don't know.
You see.
Did he die in a game? Did he die in real life?
Well, damn.
With me, you can do it.
Oh!
Check the pictures, internet now. Fix the internet, fix the internet, fix the internet.
Okay, I'm straight on the pad
What do we do?
You got the place enemies. That's not what I needed you lied to me you lied to me
Yeah
Get it, Miles! Get it!
Get it, Miles.
Looks like I can still hear her.
The internet's broken.
The internet is broken!
Grandpa, what if I curse right now?
Just like, like, just bring it on.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I'm too scared
Grandpa what if I did
Uh, I mean I
I guess you can take a picture and record it
I got it, I got it
You did it?
Yeah, that would be nice
Every time grandpa makes me mad
I'm gonna say one curse word
Oh, okay
I'm gonna get a grandpa one
I suppose that's it
I'm gonna say one curse word
What, did I make you mad already?
Is this me and my desk?
I can't tell the difference between fucking cars.
This is me and my desk?
You got perforated.
I just look like I had my period.
But you're a woman now.
You're a woman now, yeah?
What do I look like?
You're a brunette.
I am a brunette.
How come my Loki kind of look Latina?
What is this?
I was about to say.
They knew.
I didn't know.
They made me a white woman with blue eyes, but they gave me insane side-eye.
Yeah, I mean.
So I guess that's pretty accurate.
The tracks.
It looks like a rough Latina.
I knew this on a daily basis.
What's a rough Latina?
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's true.
That is true.
rough latina
i don't know
that's true
that is true though
it's soul read
maybe it takes a while to download you
like listen to your voice and then assign you the right guy
oh my god maybe you heard me speak well especially
like i cast latina
exactly
yeah
diagnose latina
i cast latina
Whoa!
Gift!
I'm really good at puzzles where you have to get every single spot.
Prepare for Y2K!
Prepare the lights!
Nightcoaster denies!
I'm gonna talk to people without freaking them out here.
Fuckin' universe!
Thank you.
I need that too.
I think the chat needs this.
I'm ready!
Please update your test fittings.
Ariel is ready to test.
Yes.
Ariel is ready to test.
Yeah.
Can I just let them say my name right?
Can I change my body?
Oh, he's got a reward.
Yeah, you got a reward.
You could dress up.
How could you say Grandpa's name?
I need to know.
You do style.
Oh, I'm here.
I'm here.
Grandpa, ready?
Yeah.
There's the little violent just so that you know.
So now I talk.
They're not.
Oh yeah, we can still talk.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
I'm afraid.
Are you trusting?
Oh my gosh, you're so trusting and that's crazy.
I trust you.
I'm a very trusting woman.
Oh.
Come on in.
Sorry, I was literally taken so aback by that.
I
Oh, I'm taking this
The Mona Lisa the first time I saw the Mona Lisa
Why are you here?
I'm boner.
What is that?
Where are you guys?
He's...
I think I'm in glasses.
Can I steal the Mona Lisa?
Oh yeah, steal the Mona Lisa.
I'll try.
I'll steal the Mona Lisa.
I'll switch it off the wall.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, it's a Zamboni!
Whoa, Arie!
I like that money.
You should have been used to this.
You should have been used to this.
You should have been used to this.
You should have been used to this, right?
Why should you be used to that?
There's a button on the other side I got I hit,
but um, there's a man.
There's a dude with a man.
Somebody go hit the button
because I'm dealing with a man right now.
I got the keys. I got the keys.
Okay, the key.
Okay.
We got the key.
Fuck that man.
I'm on the button.
I'm on the button.
Wait, wait, wait.
Man, there's no one I'm capable of.
Come, Ari, come!
Come, Ari!
Come, Ari!
Come!
I'm coming!
I was just rolling with a man.
Holy shit.
Oh, you scared me.
Sorry.
Sorry.
What?
Someone's name is the curse, dude.
Can you just not...
There's a demon on the ceiling.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He's dealing on the ceiling.
What if my, what if your name is a curse?
Well, why, uh...
Can you name a kid a curse word?
Is that allowed?
You probably could.
You could.
Wait, like, is it a...
You think you can name a kid a...
Yeah, like, with a hospital, you can't name your kid that.
That's not cool.
There is a man.
What would you use now?
Come here, get the color.
To name them?
Oh, hello sir.
Hello sir.
He didn't like that I touched him, but I didn't do anything about it.
Like shit mouth, shit dog.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I read it, I read it.
It was chess ball, chess ball, man.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Checkball, checkball man!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please come to me!
What's wrong, what's wrong?
There's two babies on the wall.
Okay, baby.
I'm sorry, everybody needs to stand on these things.
Oh, it's this way.
Gamers don't look up.
They don't.
Yeah, get, get back!
Get back!
Get back!
Get him up, get him up, get him up!
I got away with this goddamn god damn. I just want everyone to know that.
I'm out.
Okay.
Then my...
I feel the internet of my book.
Did we even get... did we get the key?
I keep turning this game down, and then it keeps turning itself back up.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is that?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know, but I'm on the road to the Polaris.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My phone.
Oh my body.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
My phone.
Oh my body.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my body.
I'm sending you, I'm sending you!
Now what?
What is that noise of me?
Stop touching me!
Oh, I found the exit.
Where?
Down here, down here.
Oh my god.
Are you sure this is the exit?
Oh.
Yeah, I'm ready for it.
I'm coming.
Can you hear us?
Wait a minute.
I got four!
I got...
Four!
Zero dollars!
Yay!
Close off!
I hate zero dollars!
How did you not curse once?
Cause I'm a very, very well adjusted individual.
Shut up!
Shut up, Sauron!
Didn't you swear the most during your debut?
I did. I was the only member of my
agenda swear at all
and I swear like seven times.
Oh, you're the now fucking grandpa over there.
and grandpa over there.
Can you all get this whale voice today?
I want to hear it.
Okay.
Shut up.
Oh, we got mail.
I won't say anything, but you'll think it-
There's a man.
He didn't swim.
There's a man.
There's a man.
There's a man.
There's a man.
Who's Malcolm?
Why is he emailing me?
I don't know, man.
I left him on red.
You should help him out.
He is in the middle.
I left him on red.
He was going to keep bumping stamina.
I think it's Malcolm F.R.U.
Yeah, I bumped my skin in it too, and it's Malcolm F.R.U.
I think it's him, then.
I think it's Malcolm F.R.U.
I think there's an item shop.
You might be Chinese.
Ew.
Wait, we can buy stuff with our pee-pee.
Oh, with our pee-pee.
Finally, a useful item.
Oh, wait, egg, what does your dick of cards do?
You can start.
There's my life.
Oh, you can stack your enemies.
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can hurt people.
hurt people hurt people oh that's what the horn does it's like it's hot
I'm gonna throw them in my mouth.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Cock.
Sorry, it's just my cock test.
Right.
You could say vagina.
Vagina?
You could say...
Westie?
You could say...
Cock.
Cock.
What?
Whoa!
What did you say?
What did you say?
Grandpa.
okay my bad my bad my bad he said he said he said the D word he said dang it
Thank you.
That is a closet grandpa.
Mad muscle.
Hey, I know it.
Mud on muscle.
That's not what you get for not being proper.
This is nothing new.
That's what my dad used to say.
Hey, and parents used to say,
Nice is us.
And you thought I was used to saying slurs are okay.
The recycling bin is on the way.
Who's the recycling bin?
No!
That's the goal.
We need to deposit things in the recycling bin.
Wait, it's moving!
It's leaving! It's leaving!
It flies away.
Come back!
Why is this such a...
You have to literally...
With your beautiful soul.
Yeah.
I'm going on the pretty face.
Help!
Help!
Help! Help!
Oh my god, it's going really far away.
Oh my god, there's it.
Okay, you see that evil cube up above us, by the way?
We have to go into that.
It's gelatinous. I kinda like it.
Yeah, we have to go into it.
You like it?
I kinda like it.
It grooves.
I like the way it undulates.
I don't like that grandpa hasn't made me mad.
Yeah, am I supposed to have an excuse to curse if he's not gonna be mad?
What's up with that?
I can't be myself because of you, grandpa.
Oh my bad, my bad, yeah.
I got him.
I need to put my tool in him.
You keep it
It's not real!
It's not real!
It's not real!
It's not real!
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is the fucking dragon?
It's the dragon.
No!
Where is the recycling bin?
Guys, where is it?
How do we extract?
I don't want to get out of here.
I just need to change my vocabulary for the day. I'm just going to start saying balls, cock, uh pussy.
Yeah.
I need you to know it was so hard because like, when you, okay, so when you teach, I feel like the beginning of the year
you're very professional and as the year goes on you just like start caring less and less.
So it became very hard for me to like not...
It must be okay.
Oh.
What?
Yeah.
You okay?
Calculated.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Okay.
Uh, do you need help?
But I also never became an official teacher.
I stopped before I got my certification.
So I only did student teaching and substitute teaching.
Because I started VTubing.
I'm trying to see...
Where?
Where's the recycling bin?
Uh, it's up there.
I need it. Oh, there it is.
The demon was coming for me.
Is this pike?
What is this?
What is this star wing?
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
He is Roxxus.
He is still Roxxus.
I dont know if he is still Roxxus.
Did you see the thing for the new Kingdom Hearts game.
What do you think about the Haagen Dazs?
Did you see the thing for a new Kingdom Hearts game?
What do you think about the hyper-realisticness a little?
I think it's like he's supposed to be in the real world right now, right?
I feel like it's uncanny, though, isn't it?
No, I feel like it's surprisingly, they kind of have a style that doesn't look uncanny.
I feel like most realism games look incredibly uncanny.
I feel like this one looks fine.
I want to know who that guy is.
Yeah.
That guy that looks really hot.
I thought he was Rika, no, he was Roxas.
I don't think he's a guy anyway, it's okay.
Not true or correct.
Pat, you know the one I'm talking about.
It is true.
Everyone I see there's sorrows in, like it's true.
Where is the recycling bin?
It's over here.
Where's over here?
I don't know
Oh no!
For every minute I go on save, I will save one in first word.
We're starting off strong, I'm gonna save shit.
No!
No, no!
Scramble, you better get me.
I'm getting impatient.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Alright, I'll fuck myself.
No, no, no, no, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'll reuse unprofessional language.
F-U-C-K.
Wait, if we smell it.
F-U-C-K.
If you stop it.
My entire ass.
You're on to something though. They can't spell.
You're far away.
Yeah, you can't spell.
He didn't say that.
No!
I'm not the only one alive.
I died.
I'm dead too.
I don't know a-
Fuck, man!
I'm trying to see if I can like see where the pfft.
So, the last item is up in-
What? I didn't even say the F word!
I didn't say it!
What did you say fuck?
I didn't say it!
You can't say fuck, Mouse!
I didn't say it!
It's a professional environment, get your shit together!
Oh my god, I didn't even say it!
Oh, what do you have that one?
What's that one?
The points are still pointing.
Yeah...
Yeah?
You know what I have to say about that, Grandpa?
Yeah, we need to say about the hops.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
Our performance review! Our performance review!
Oh my God, she doesn't care about the company.
Oh my God, it lied and looked like she's deducted a point now because she's got so many!
Ari! Ari!
No return! No return!
You can't afford this, Ari.
You can't afford this, Ari.
You can't afford this, Ari.
No return!
I'm trying to find the last ball, and now I'm gonna get the key.
I'm trying to find the last ball, and now I'm gonna get the key.
I'm trying to find the last ball, and now I'm gonna get the key.
What is that?
Okay, egg has the ball, and then once they drop it off, you're just connected.
I got it, I'm ready, I'm ready.
That's gonna be the first thing to land on.
Hell.
No, that was fine.
Hell!
Running away from me, running away from me.
Whoa!
I'm running for shit!
Oh my god, I'm getting-
Ah!
Ah!
Oh no.
Oh my god!
What are we talking about?
Okay, I can see more-
Oh my god, look at me!
Can you just stop working?
We're studying a ball.
I had the ball, we can have the person.
Oh, there's just a guy on my face.
You're in a mall.
I like your little horn, Mouse.
You're what?
Yeah.
My little horn.
Your little horn.
I'm going to keep you steady.
Yay!
It's so quick, Jimmy.
Whoa!
That's critical!
Egg is dying.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh, the rest of the minute is right next to you guys, too.
Where is he coming?
Here's my- oh
Okay mouse, you can grab the item on my body though
Cause it's the last thing I need
Yeah, and the recycling bin isn't even that far
Where is your body?
Just right above you
Right on the green part
Go and see it
Yay! Yay!
You piece of shit! I swear to the f-
AAAAAH!
OHHHH!
Suck it!
Suck it!
I'm the pipe daughter!
Suck it!
Yooo!
Huh?
Bro, I hate this thing.
We tried.
Oh!
Oh man!
Oh man!
I'm Malamad.
You're a man?
I'm Malamad.
Is that you?
Wow, you're going now too!
Aw, he took my wand away!
I'm a weak woman.
No, I'm still a man!
Yeah, I'm a blonde.
No, you're not.
No.
I'm still a woman.
Everyone has his blonde.
I'm a man.
What do you think, now?
So they turned me Chinese.
What is this?
Oh my god, it knows.
They turned you?
Yeah.
They turned me Chinese.
Lost in British Balls.
These Chinese are the first time right now.
Hey, what are we doing about the computers?
I have bodies at them.
It's a computer.
There's eight computers in four of us.
What if we run out of computers?
Well.
We don't.
That's a good question.
Della Martinez.
Just don't die.
I'm not reading all that.
It's Della. I'm sorry.
Della, what the fuck?
I think I will.
Ariel is ready to test.
Ariel, it's ready to test.
Ariel.
Ariel is ready for testing.
I need to hear hold on Chinese letter
The last one grandpa be faster I don't ask you for anything
I need to load the rest of the map, guys.
I know it's for the devs, because they're after watching the volume reset whatever you get into a level.
Does it, really?
Fix that, devs. Fix that.
Is that what the problem is?
Yeah, if you just, like, touch the slider, like, you could put it up 1% and down 1% and it resets it, like, right back to what it was.
It isn't what's up for me.
Took my box, shout out.
Okay. Alright.
My bad, sir.
reset then that's about bad so much base in his voice that no matter how much I
turn him down he's still loud as hell
I mean, we just whispered as though we're at the same place.
What? What? Where does it fix it?
It doesn't get rid of the base.
The base? If you're a tiny...
I... pitch?
Oh, okay, okay.
That's not true.
I pitch?
Yeah.
Give me your best mouse impression right now.
Hey, look out here.
I can't do a mouse impression. That's too high.
Hey.
That's too high.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey!
And then hey!
Hey, I don't think it's a bad thing.
Yeah, a monster is too hard.
I think you know what I'm thinking.
Been a little doubt.
I thought I was gonna be a little bit...
Oh my god, how do you like this?
Oh, no, no, no.
Wow, like, a fucking woman?
Aw, shit.
Get off! Get off! Get off!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
What? What's happening?
There's a little bit of insight in going.
Get on.
Get on.
Hey, where is the-
Bro, get your hand off my boob!
Stop looking! I'm breathable!
Get off my boob!
This is the way out of the touch! It won't look in-
Oh! So you've now got a body!
Yeah, I was-
Come on!
I'm not here!
You want to let me win all of them all of my negative money
I'm excited.
Nice.
I have to look at anything of value.
Where? I haven't done anything of value.
Hey, why'd you do that?
Why would you do that?
Again, the question is why would you do that?
I don't even need a date a cube mother fuck your needs
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
Where the five women touch her?
Okay, oh you're so far
Where is your body?
I'm still up here.
I'm trapped!
Choo!
No!
I'm trapped!
No!
Uh oh!
Choo!
Bob I don't know what left, don't leave this up to me.
I'm trapped but I'm not left.
Yuck!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'll never trust the platforms again!
Oh.
Ahhh.
I put that ball up my butt.
I didn't say the A word.
Butthole.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Two more to go.
I'm sorry.
The voices, man.
Which voices?
The voices.
The voices.
The ones that make me impulsive.
I know.
They're raised it very loud.
Let's see.
No.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Yeah.
You unmuted yourself in time.
You... you unmated yourself in discord.
Aw, man.
Aw, nice.
Aw, my beast, you're fucking beasted.
Aw, I'm staying in the game room.
You didn't kick it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
My vocabulary!
No.
I'm just a girl!
Come over here, Peter.
I'm just a girl.
It's a me!
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm OK.
Oops.
I'm just a girl.
You know, what's the point of having a job if you can't curse?
Uh-oh.
It's true.
You're being punished by God for thinking that.
I am?
Yes.
What?
That is the recycling bin.
It's never where I needed to be ever.
I'm getting a rest, Grandpa.
I'm gonna help you out!
I'm gonna help you out!
I'm gonna help you out!
I'm trying to be a little sick of them.
I'm not gonna be a little sick of them.
Oh God. Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus!
Awwww!
Pants.
Oh, recycling bin is right here right now.
There's a ball that way, but I didn't make it.
But good news, the ball is right here.
Oh, that's my ball.
Oh my god, okay, you're playing so cute.
There's two items.
Can you put it in the bin for me?
What? What's happening?
There's two items.
Okay, last, I will defend.
Yay!
Okay, wait for this.
I put it in?
It's not what we need. It's not what we need.
Oh, you guys didn't get the double body from the type of evil cube.
No.
Where's the evil body?
He's inside one of the, like, chambers in here.
Evil body was my nickname.
Yeah.
Oh, Grandpa.
Grandpa.
a while to laugh there's no whimsy in this world man yeah there's no one
anymore no joy stop having babies dude
oh okay i want that
give me that all right yeah i'm just a girl
i need these things man yeah i also know i need these things
one of them will have the yellow guy in it
yeah i'm looking here maybe i'm being accosted by an enemy
That's a big word.
I think that's good for you, like emotionally.
Wait, what's in there?
That's a beach ball.
That's a really big word.
A costume.
That's like a...
Wait, yellow guy.
Is that the guy right there?
Because I was looking at him earlier.
Maybe he could be from inside of a chamber.
Is that him?
I was looking at him earlier.
I just touched him a lot.
Oh
Just do one here. Yeah, you can open like
You can crack it open
I found the man!
Okay, where's the fucking book there?
The bad news is that I have to physically hold him and that's a lot of commitment.
Yeah, one hand be climbing is a little tough, but it's doable and the recycling needs...
Where's the recycling bin?
You saw it above us.
You saw it! Thank you! Thank you for the rain!
I love you, you're the rain!
I can't...
Mouse, do you want a man?
There you go.
Oh my god.
Mouse, catch that thing.
I can't be trusted with a man.
I can't be trusted with a man either, dude.
No!
Grandpa, come get your man!
I'm not the longest man!
I'm gonna come get your man!
No, come get your man!
No!
Come get your man!
Oh no, no, no.
Shallow's almost got his to the bucket.
You only need one of them.
Oh, well, I guess my man's gonna stay behind.
Hold on.
Kill him.
You're not needed anymore sir
That's like every extra that we have
I'm being kicked by the pipe monster
You won't eat. It's fine.
Oh my God, your recycler is all the way up here.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm gonna go look right there for you.
Oh.
Well?
Hello.
I miss my friends. I wish they weren't dead.
I'm not dead.
I miss my friends. I wish they loved me.
I know you!
I think right with our hands.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
You just need to get to the exit now.
We need the purple.
What about the book?
Oh, shoot.
I don't know where that book is.
You didn't say that. I said to shoot.
Give me the book, mouse. I need it.
It's up my book.
Well, I need it.
Why, why, why decide to break now?
I
Said
Oh my god, it's only just coming for me a woman tries to be educated
I'm not gonna let you down.
Oh my god.
How do I eat you? Where are you?
Yeah.
Bro, you can't. You can't.
You can't keep on fighting me, bro.
You can't keep on doing that.
You can't keep on doing that.
That's not the rules of Snake.
That's not the rules of Snake.
That's not the rules of Snake.
That's not the rules.
That's not the rules.
It's not safe where you are.
It is now.
It is now.
Not really.
You made my ass.
You made my butt.
Try and attack on the target.
I'm really fast. I'm fast as hell.
Wait, I'm alive again?
Yeah, we were so sedated.
Oh my god! Thank you!
Sorry, I don't mean to do that.
We gotta look for the book.
Where the heck is that book?
If you guys come up here, there might be more stuff up here
because there's so many pipes all the way up here.
Oh my god, he's coming back!
I'm gonna have to figure out how to get up there.
He's coming back!
He's coming back! He's coming back!
He's coming up! He's coming up!
He's coming up! He's coming up!
He's coming up!
It's there!
I might be lying you guys might need to find the book in here.
There's three chambers over here so if you want to see it.
You're on my body
Give me that that's that's a globe that's a man
Whatever the hell that is that's what I'm asked. Oh
Never punish
Where thing again
I'm coming
Yeah.
Even if you're gonna have to take a vertical, like, really far.
That's okay.
I'll figure it out, maybe.
Here, if you go...
Where is it?
Where's the recycling data?
It's all the way up there.
I actually don't know how you're gonna breach that map.
Um, here.
Where are you already?
You might need to go back and get here.
Oh, recycler's here.
Uh-oh.
What here?
Is the airplane?
I'll be there playing I
Want a plane
Can't even get up good
I went through it.
I went through it.
I went through it.
The plug is on me.
I left my mouse.
No.
No.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Oh shit.
Just grab my book.
Just grab my fucking bag.
Just grab my fucking book.
No.
Oh, look who you have!
Fuck you!
Oh!
Grab my fucking go-
Oh, don't leave me!
Mouse, it's up to you, man.
Just grab my fucking-
Just grab my-
Just grab my-
Just grab my-
Ah!
Oh!
Yay!
I find my pages.
It really well.
Hey, you know what?
I tried my best.
Um, yeah, we've been doing real good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?!
Please kill her first!
No! Save me for life!
AHHHHHHH!
Nooo!
I'm a full seven pages game.
This game is hard.
I'm a full seven pages game.
This game is really hard.
I'm a full seven pages game.
This game is super hard.
How many times do I curse? I want to know.
We can check now.
Oh, I want to check.
Is that on my computer?
You guys mind if I read it really quickly?
Yeah!
Alright, alright, I'll be right back.
32.
I cursed 11 times.
We gotta up that number.
We gotta pump those numbers up, bro.
Pump those numbers up the jam.
I can't understand how Boone swore 600 times.
He had to just sit there and gone crazy dude.
He must have been farming.
Did that number go up?
Is he actually playing?
Is he on right now farming?
Did that number go up?
Is he farming?
Is he farming right now?
What the fuck?
Wait, that's not a big ball.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I feel like that went up.
Does that lower my own volume for you guys?
Raise your heart right now.
No.
If I do this...
I want to beat for you.
I want to play...
U-Ball.
U-Ball.
I want to...
...get a snake.
That's really good.
Oh, yeah, this is the moment.
Oh, someone playing with me?
Oh, yeah, I'm playing with you.
Oh, who's that?
Oh, it's me.
Multiplayer Q-Ball.
Get in get in people
Oh no, oh no, it's this is a collaborative effort
Oh my god!
Hello?
Oh my god!
I'm leaving.
I'm going to have to keep working this.
Hey, it's bouncing off of me.
I want you to know it is hitting me.
It's just me now, man.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Are you still alive?
Oh.
Where did it go?
That was a pretty good score, I think.
Yeah, a nice score, potentially.
Surely.
That was dimming. Yeah, that was absolute stimming.
How did you miss that?
Egg.
Egg.
Egg.
You know.
Oh, grandpa's in.
Whoa.
Oh, grandpa.
Hello.
I know I'm yellow, though.
I'm yellow.
Oh
We got to set it up again we got to get that back
Your reflexes are awful, bro
It decent
I think what happens is that it actually thinks it goes out of bounds because it's bouncing
so hard.
Oh
Like it like stretches and it doesn't know where it is anymore. We're like let go of it before it does
It's just too far
Nice, oh, no keep bouncing
This is a real game.
The people here are in for basic Windows games.
That's true.
I'm just playing with grandpa for a second.
I'm going to let it go.
See it bounces off the... yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know people.
You guys can keep playing.
I'm going to pee.
Oh, okay
Oh, you can like bounce on yourself
Oh
This sword is too too, we're taking the game 5 here Silver Scrapes
It hurt, it hurt my soul
Oh
I can't wait for the new Wii sports with my fucking
Sports
What is it?
Oh
Yeah, but no, we're coming out soon.
Yeah, we too, actually. You didn't know.
Listen, I just don't know about the jerking off game.
I think it's really cool, actually.
I don't know how I still love the jerking off.
You love the jerking off games?
It's just a lot, okay? It's a lot.
I'm back at the jerking off games.
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh, ok, alright, that's fine. Understandable.
Yep.
Alright, I'm done with this.
Alright, alright, alright, next one.
Hold on, I'm being ready.
RAPA!
I think that would be good.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter.
I'm gonna do it this time. I'm in a game. I'm gonna get it. I know my objective. I know what I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like, what I'm like.
10 is in life
you need some
oh, what?
oh, we're on a tutorial level
oh, alright, because you started it
I started it?
oh, you said it
why did you put it on a tutorial?
isn't it because we die?
oh, because we all die
oh, it's over the instant phase
ok, ok
oh
just leave the time alone
You need your shit.
Hey, did he like your ball?
Sorry.
I like my ball.
He liked my ball.
I did it.
Like one mousey.
Like the mousey.
We're asking for a mousey.
are you a real we're gonna swear
I didn't swear that I didn't do that that's my bad I'm not even gonna do it
I'm just tall
yeah
you're honestly tall you're tall
I'm where I look like you're tall
jeez
you're bald
you're bald
I am bald and tall
I'm a man
I'm a man
It could be a woman this time finally.
It's my man.
It's me, woman.
I think I grew up.
You grew up.
Did you?
Yeah.
You didn't just, well like you just kind of skipped the growing stuff.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
The stem is really important.
Grandpa, you unreadied.
That's why I was upgrading my stamina.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter, Chinese letter, Chinese letter, Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Well, she's stamina just too good.
I keep thinking about Jason being like, is it racist for me to learn Chinese?
Oh my god!
He never asked that, like I was like, what?
Oh, funny.
What?
I don't know buddy, maybe because you're asking it might be.
Only could you ask.
Yeah.
Bro! That sounds like him.
I don't know him very well, but that does sound like him.
Oh yeah, he did. He said that, and he was like, oh.
He said many things that day.
Yeah, he did say many things.
I don't think that pot is still around, thankfully.
What?
Oh, Grandpa!
Taking my head, taking my head, grandpa, you gotta lock in, bro.
No more laughing to me, bud.
You have to laugh like this.
Ah ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha!
What the real kingdom hearts laugh?
Ah ha ha ha ha!
No, look, kingdom hearts, that's not a fancy pen.
Lock in, dude.
No, bounty 10.
He doesn't know.
You know, Final Fantasy 10 was one of the first games that I got.
Oh, I'm dying.
Restart.
Restart.
I have an item we need, and there's another item we need in this mall.
I got you.
I got you.
There's no queue with you guys.
I can't be up here for nothing.
Help!
Help!
Help!
I'm touching you.
Help!
Help!
I'm touching you.
Help!
Ah!
Oh my god, I don't.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I had a baby.
You can have that as a treat.
OK, thank you.
I'll put it.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no.
We'll have her.
She's blonde.
I don't know who you're talking to.
I'm just a woman.
One woman jumps again.
Ah!
AHH!
Unless you're in the panic like hands slapping against the plane.
AHH THE DEMON!
I got more stuff over here.
How's this dude? You're our best employee so far.
Wow!
We've all done basically nothing except for you.
That demon wants me, dude.
Oh, the demon guy, I fucking hate that guy.
I fucking hate that guy!
Please, Mr. Demon, I don't taste good. I don't taste good.
Guys, she tastes great.
I'm painfully average, bro!
Painfully average.
At least the jump momentum is still there in the game, but even like fast moves.
We just need two blocks.
One block?
One block!
Yay!
Block, block!
One block.
Probably way up there where Grandpa is.
Oh, I have a block.
I like your block.
I don't like you like that.
I don't have a block.
I have a spreadsheet board.
A graph.
There's nothing, there's nothing up there.
But they docked you.
I have a grid.
The block on me.
I need a block!
You need a block.
Is it down there?
Grandpa, find the block!
Find the block now!
Oh, we'll get it, okay.
Oh, look for the block now.
No!
Okay.
How do you play this game if you don't take the stamina upgrade? Especially like hell.
Yeah you literally need to, there's no, there's no other choice but to stamina upgrade I think.
I upgraded my health and I was like, I should have upgraded stamina.
What? I said stamina! I didn't say the D word! I did not say that!
I did not say that! I did not!
But I've got the block already.
You don't have to press tab, you can see a map.
We have to get that?
No, it's just a bonus item.
Okay, I'll come back.
Oh no, Grandpa got it. Okay, you got it.
I don't want to lose my block.
It's not working.
It's not working.
How would you do that, Mary?
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you.
Hold on.
You like this?
I physically can't interact with this.
Okay, okay, it's not real.
Grandpa!
Grandpa, lock it in!
Grandpa!
I physically can't even touch it!
It's not real.
Grandpa!
Maybe you don't have the clearance.
Maybe you don't have the clearance.
I guess we just keep her charged.
First of different, first of different, first of different.
Grandpa!
Yeah, hi, what's up?
Run, grandfather.
Why aren't you in the exit?
I'm exiting, I'm exiting.
If Bones are brittle, give them a moment.
He's gonna die.
He has osteoporosis!
Good dog, son!
I was a very productive dad!
One of my grandpas keeps dying, dude!
My grandpa's dying.
My grandpa's fucking dying.
I finally got an urn for the last one!
Oh my god!
There's this top background.
I thought it was a pretty good one, but it didn't fit him in the drawer.
Special item!
I just a fucking noob is he stupid? That's a good question.
Oh, I want to pee. I always get a castle. I can shop.
I can shop.
Oh, I got a lot of money.
When chat baits me into cursing, it feels like when the volunteers used to rage bait me into swearing.
Oh, that's a good one, Aurel, V-Doma.
Yeah, pipes!
Hyde Seed.
Oh, jeez.
Honeypipes.
Next level is the, uh, evil dudes, right?
In the maze?
Uh, I think they're random. I don't know actually.
Maybe I take horns. I can be your F-14 tank.
Fallen Fantasy XIV?
Yeah, the horn is like Emily Stantz.
I love that game.
I played Final Fantasy XIV one of them and I played it for like 30-some-an-hour straight.
I'd be aligned through this story as fast as I could to get to the Golden Saucer and then I chocobo gambled for 24 hours and then I'd solve it.
It's so fun. It's so fun.
GAMBLE!
People stopped racing their chocobos against me in the piss game.
I like I like doing the breeding mechanics make a better chokeable
You can breathe them. Yeah, you can read them to make superior chokeables
Read only come coming
You got the key
Oh, baby!
It's a real good day, my man!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'll have good babies!
They're not good on me!
Oh, baby!
Oh, it's so loud, it's so loud!
Help me!
Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhh!
Well, how did you do that?
Why look at me?
Bro, shout! I broke the baby!
I was right next to it!
Wait up!
Get up, get up, get up!
Touch the door!
Ow, ow!
Ow, why are you bleeding?
Why do you move like that?
Ow, ow.
Have the key.
Why does Yasuo never get locked out of his house?
He always has the key.
Ah!
I hate League of Legends.
Open the door! Open the door!
The door's open! The door's open!
Oh my gosh.
Oh wow, it's so loud.
I'm turning that back down.
Oh here's the...
I feel like it's quiet and not going to go loud
and then it's going to get quiet and then it's going to get loud.
If you type that audio thing you mentioned, the new levels, how the audio always does that, that just happened to me.
Oh my god!
I haven't been evil I'm sorry I haven't been evil I had to
Oh my gosh oh my god sorry
What's this? What's this? Do you remember what it's always?
It's gotta have oil this is just the end of the story
Oh it's that guy
Oh he won me he won me for real
Oh my god, wow none of us have curse
We actually got hella money
I would never curse not a single one of us would curse don't ever be weak. I wouldn't ever curse
I would not. I would not. I would not.
I think I need air planes.
I got air planes too.
The planes are so good.
Wait.
I need that. That's down so funny.
Oh, you bought the slingshot.
On me!
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Wow.
I have to be beating you up.
Uh, yeah.
Grandpa?
Grandpa?
Hi!
I can't turn it down again.
I'm sorry to reset everyone's audio.
My bad, my bad.
This game is fun, but...
Yeah.
Audio?
Yeah, the audio is breaking.
You're breaking me, it's so gross.
Watch out!
Oh my god.
You're a live mouse.
Somehow I am still alive.
Every time you guys go to touch it gotta wiggle it a little bit.
I think it's time I go into the cube of death.
I found a file.
I'm gonna go into the cube of death.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
I found something, some analytics.
I don't know where the things are in the cube of death.
I found another globe.
Uh, you know, I saw... I saw Jesus for a second.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Got the beach ball.
That's whatever that is.
You should bring down voice-tubbling me.
I turned everybody down other than egg multiple times, man.
Uh, I had to turn up.
I mean, yeah.
Oh no.
What the heck was that?
Okay.
I've never punished, never punished for my cursing.
I got a guy on my face bro they want me for real
he's gripping my skull
oh my god get up
I just want to talk to you oh my god oh my god there's nothing
What are you?
Okay, I dropped her. We just need two gloves left.
That's it.
I have one glove.
I have one glove.
Oh my god, I'm so proud of myself doing that.
Oh my god.
You did it.
What the heck? You're so good.
You're kind of gaming. I'm not gonna lie.
What do you do with the sauce?
Confessing what you can do.
Oh.
You wish me luck, Maddox.
Oh, man!
Penadryl time.
I saw Penadryl time, baby.
Yeah.
Any globe havers?
Hey, what's up?
I'm dead.
You're dead?
Uh, and I have the guy on me and so many of my guns.
I also have a guy on me.
Oh, no.
I'm coming for you.
for you. Oh wait, Shaowan is coming for you.
Okay, that's a guy. What if I descended?
You're descending?
I'm descending.
What if I descended?
No, don't descend!
I think someone has a man I think he has a man
Oh!
I'll put an across this trash can My man handling days are behind me dude
I have the trash can on me Go on
Oh
No
Can we bring
We can't bring it it has to fly itself
It might just be easier for us to hold it in your room.
Oh my god, did you see that? What was that?
He is my friend.
He's very friendly.
Get the recycling bin.
Okay, I'll...
I'm up the orange, yeah?
How do I get out of here?
No! The orange paper!
No!
No!
No!
No! Hold on! Hold on! You hang on to it!
Yeah, I'll hold it. I'll hold it.
Egg!
Egg, I'm gonna-
EGG!
Oof!
Uh-oh!
Oof!
Egg, get up here!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oof!
Hang on, just biting me, biting me!
Oh, I'm being attacked!
Oh, God.
Oh, well, do you hear me?
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, God.
All right, egg.
Oh, my God.
Egg, not to be dramatic, but I'm gonna need you to lock it in just a little bit.
I'm gonna do slingshot and I'm gonna slingshot your ass up there just grab your man
I'm just trying to do it.
I'm not going to quit that thing!
I'm just trying to do it.
Where is he?
Bro, this is kind of a GORP shit. I'm not going to lie to you.
Why do I not get punished for that?
They didn't mention this word.
Worship is not a word.
Never mind.
They do this time.
You gotta go to the pipe behind me. I'm sorry.
There's no more time.
Okay.
Okay.
I gotta believe in you.
Okay.
You wanna go on the silver, right next to you.
go up to the power fall.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, oh no.
No!
Ah!
No!
Oh, climbing with the one hand is so hard.
Come on, man.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Come on.
Wake up!
Where's your man?
Where's my body?
Oh Jesus
You let go of the recycle?
Why are you doing this?
Why are you doing this?
Why aren't you running?
Awww, we're on Earth!
Help!
Help!
Mouse? Mouse?
Help! Help! Help!
It's killing me! It's killing me!
It's killing me!
It's killing me!
It's killing me!
It's really big!
Okay!
Yeah, hold on!
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
Come on, where is he?
You know what?
Uh, nice?
Where is everybody?
Might be able to like pipe or something?
Oh my god the pipes are coming.
Hey where is the pipe?
It's got to be out of the pipe.
Nice.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm kind of good.
Hey, so this is our house.
What happened?
It was so quiet for a moment. That was terrifying.
Grandpa, get on the slingshot.
How do I get in?
Sick.
Hey, where's like the X-E?
Oh!
Um...
Okay, well that didn't work.
I like that though, that was really good.
Is it that blue thing over there?
Yeah.
I think so.
Where's the body at?
Yeah, where's your body at?
There's...
Oh no.
Man, where's the man?
Show me the man.
And just critical, and stop being critical!
So with a yellow thing in my body, it's green.
So I'm just trying to recover it from my memory.
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
I can't reach you.
Look away from me.
Always. Always.
You grandpa, look away.
You little piece of shit!
I did a register that I said that.
Here we go.
I'm a freaking winner.
What?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Yeah, oh my god, yeah.
Looks like it's gonna freeze up.
Guys?
Yeah?
I have an aerial plane.
That's me.
Aerial the plane.
That's me.
I have an aerial plane.
On look.
Yeah, grab it, grab it, grab it.
Right here.
It's making me mad!
Come here.
I got him!
Let's go!
Yes, good, good, good, good.
Exit all the way up here.
We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go!
Can you go first?
You double-holding jumping like a pond really fast.
Keep them alive!
Oh my god.
Hey man, I really messed up all around that thing.
I did not do anything actually that's so funny.
Why would it register you see me at the airport?
Re-start?
Re-start?
I think I can get you in my mind.
I'm going to do it myself.
Well, well, type this number.
Type this number.
Type this number.
Leave me alone.
We won guys, don't worry.
We did it.
We did it.
We won.
We did it.
We won.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We won.
I got a fresh new bod yeah and a new word
oh I look like this guy
what's the new reward I got?
colorless
grassy
it's gonna be colorless guys
I am a thank-you-ler.
Oh.
I'm gonna keep Gracie.
What?
I can't turn off QB?
I see.
Guess you can't.
Ah!
That hurts my eyes.
The glider was pretty clutch.
I'm gonna keep Gracie.
I like Gracie.
Yeah, Gracie's good.
Big glider fan.
It's my email.
The virtual body.
What are these zones are there, guys?
Do you know?
How far did you get last time?
We didn't actually hit that fire.
I think we're climbing the stairs.
There's 14 curses on it.
Oh my god.
There's only 14 curses.
How many am I at?
26?
Last of us outstanding member.
Countdown started.
Please update your next video.
Good girl.
Good girl.
Actually it's Shao.
Yours is the lowest.
Yours is an 8.
Well, I've got my I've got my
PR training
This is our
I could never cuz I
I would be graduated
Yeah
I'm sorry.
Ma'am, how?
What's happening?
What's happening, you know?
What's happening?
I was murdered.
By yourself?
By myself.
I had a feeling.
I had a feeling.
So I guess the goal is to climb?
Yeah, just climb.
It's a white knuckle map.
Yeah, this one sucks!
I'm dead! I got eaten!
I got eaten!
How, grandpa?
Wait, how does it even- oh my god, it's so difficult!
Oh, and there's a present at the top, and I can't get the present!
Oh, man!
Not to like stress you out but the water is rising and it is evil.
That's how I die.
The water? Yeah.
Grandpa, the water? Grandpa, the water?
And the demons? Grandpa, the water and the demons?
It's literally healing person life.
It literally just heals.
It literally just heals.
It's literally just heals.
So what do we do, Grandpa?
What do we do better?
What do we win?
What do we win, grandpa?
What do we need lock in?
What do we lock in right now?
Grandpa, for every minute you do not make it up there.
I will say one curse.
We're at two minutes.
Do you know what that means, Grandpa?
Fuck.
I know.
I know.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
Penis.
I've seen it before.
I've seen it.
Coolo.
Coolo.
I don't know why that is so long that he's quiet.
Yeah, he went on verbal.
Sort of, yeah.
Well...
I could tell.
His blood sheets are clenched.
Dude, there's...
I might be a little clenched.
It's a dinosaur.
Yeah, you see the man with the slow-speed.
Hello.
Grandpa Climon takes me back.
You ever play that one?
Ain't no way you won.
huge massive he's him actually hey can I jump off now if you're not allowed to
kill ourselves not allowed we have to work
the next level be a senior look stamina day is a wage cuck check in wage cuck
I got jeans!
I have pants!
They let me put pants on!
My Gucci is no longer up there!
I have pussy free!
I see three of the bodies in the wind.
I'm a just man.
Or not man to please, but I'm a man.
You might want to see a box.
What's your about?
Actually...
There are many forms of Fuji.
Okay.
The Daemon!
The Daemon!
Uh...
Uh...
Hey, I'm behind you and I'm dead.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, he ate me!
I died, Richard!
No!
He's like Batman!
But...
But if he had...
He speaks.
I'm touching you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
RAPHOX!
Thank you for touching you.
What?
What the heck is this?
We have to find something, unfortunately we revived and then he immediately, aww it's
locked.
We didn't have anything to hang on yet.
Oh boy.
Live, live.
Alright hang on to something immediately dude, and I missed that.
Yeah, I missed that
You didn't see that
Behind us
Okay, we don't need that, so I picked that up for no reason.
I like the zipline ones.
They're quite a ton of time.
Oh, there's ears in this room, right here.
That's great.
Are there any other boxes?
Where is it?
Another male?
Oh my god, it's over there.
A male?
A male.
and a male?
That's a big problem.
Yeah, we don't tolerate those around here.
Yeah.
Did you hit your head really hard?
No, but I really need that bitch, I think, over there and there's no way to get to him.
Oh my god, how did you get over there?
Oh, I find cool.
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, shit.
Where is she?
Grandpa, are you alive?
Oh!
AAAAAAHHHHH!
oh my god what the heck what is that thing
It's a fucking shark!
Oh, oh, sorry.
It's a wicked shark!
AHHHHHHHH!
Um...
Help, wait, why?
Help, help, help.
Help, help.
I have passed away.
Oh, okay.
I have passed away.
I have passed away.
I have passed away.
I have passed away.
Oh, okay.
How'd it point that past the way?
Okay.
Oh my god.
Ooh, you little rat.
Help me.
Help me start my arm.
I need to stop!
No!
Oh my god.
You saved us.
I got a shovel!
I'm freezing my feet!
You saved us both!
I am alive!
Get my head!
My strong hand!
Oh no!
Oh god!
I
There's a lot of guys that are here that like
I just play games.
Have I told you?
There are a lot of guys here.
I think this place won't have a way to go down.
Guys, okay. I'm dead, but on my body mouse there's like three items here.
There's three items here on my body. On the starting pad.
I'm trying.
Okay.
That motherfucker grabbed my ass.
sorry
that's the one
that's the one i thought too
go on
it's everytime
oh get up get up get up
OOOOOOOH
ma'am
ma'am ma'am ma'am
aww
ma'am ma'am
oh my god hurry watch out
watch out watch out watch out
watch out don't get
don't get go up i don't give a
No, my help!
It's a large part!
Behind you are you on the stand?
Are there paper airplaneers?
Well, you see, there's a...
No!
Oh no!
There's no way up!
Oh, you're just...
Cat him, you just can't look at that smiley face guy.
This is so messed up, dude. I had items!
Yeah, we had items.
We had items.
God.
It fucking sucks, the card.
What's the war, guys?
Do you lose the game when they come in and kill you?
And it deeps this shit out of you.
Yeah, they could crash.
So hard.
If your next test doesn't succeed, I'm not sure what will happen.
Why don't you tell me what will happen?
I'm not sure.
Suck my ass.
Yeah.
Suck my ass.
You considered?
You considered sucking my ass?
I'm seriously falling.
Alright.
Get better!
I was going to draw a life size mouse, but I think I found it.
Testicles.
Testicles.
So untiny letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Chinese letter, Chinese letter.
Oh, you boost when you're out of computers.
Oh, nice.
Damn.
Wait, if you play this by yourself.
If you play this by yourself.
If you play this by yourself.
This will be very difficult by yourself.
Oh, it's the Evil Cube again.
Oh, hi.
Don't look at him.
I don't want to look at him.
Not up my butt, almost said the A word, but I didn't. I have soft strength.
I have soft strength.
Good catch, good catch.
I have soft strength.
He has discipline.
I don't want it though.
He has discipline.
You know, what if he needed in the future?
Do you think I'm gonna have to go back?
No.
I might fall off your right.
No, no, not like that.
What if like, um...
You know, what if he's not allowed to swear in the future?
Oh my god.
What if he would go into a radical?
I'm on the pipes
and I'm having a good time.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
Having a good time, having a good time.
Oh, here it is.
But not a war.
I'll take for that.
But I put it in.
And that's all that matters.
You have to hit it with two people.
It's like a circle.
There's a switch.
Oh, I see.
There's another switch.
I had a dream about my computer and this was it.
This was it?
This was it.
It was a very exciting dream.
This was the computer dream.
I need that recycling bin just correctly.
And then it should open, you should be able to grab it, Shelf.
Oh.
Should I?
Should I?
I can't tell that I'm looking though, it's not on.
You don't know.
Mouse, can you grab the recycling bin?
I have many items.
Ladies, ladies, could we get an extra hand in here when you breathe?
I have many, many items.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now what?
And you don't mess
No
Rubbock Rubbock Rubbock
I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming
I'm on top of him
He took my item
No no no
Ow my bottle
The deep
3D printing my testicles.
Okay.
There's the results.
3D print my balls.
3D print my balls.
What have I do?
I'm back up.
Well, what is that supposed to be?
I'm back up.
Back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm back up.
I'm here!
Oh, I'm good.
I'm having bad time.
Hey, can I stop over here?
I ADHD to where?
What is that?
It's teeth.
Or like, I stopped it.
What?
Hey, man.
Okay.
I didn't like that.
I won't do it again.
So one of you needs to come over to the base of the station which is right here.
Where? Where do you need me? Over here?
Over here.
You say left?
Okay.
I'm on once with you.
Ready?
One person grabs that and then mouse gets the item when we unlock it.
Yeah.
You have to be on that.
You have to be on that.
Oh I see it.
It's going to be in that.
Okay I'm on that.
What thing do you need here? I don't see anything.
One person is doing this, yet she's doing this.
She's doing this, but I'm not gonna take it to your...
Wait!
Hey, where do you need me?
Right here, right here, right here.
You came over here earlier! I'm confused.
I'm right here?
There's like a...
There's like a...
What am I supposed to do with it?
You just hold on to it for a bit.
I got it!
that mouse. Can you grab that? Oh do you have to hit a nothing really quickly. Wait come
around and hit the lever on the other side and then grab the key. Is that one? Yeah yeah.
Nice. Now, you should be able to get to that one. I'm running out of stamina. Oh I
Oh, I have to keep it on.
I ran out of stamina though.
I've been having so much to do today.
You see?
There's a...
I'm back on my stick.
My stamina is depleting!
Mine too.
Oh.
Oh, nuts.
Okay, I'm done.
There's one more.
Come on it.
Did you get it? Oh, it's not in here.
Hang on, sorry. Here we go.
Did you get it?
Nice.
Nice stamina's running out!
I got it.
Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.
What was it?
That's a stupid idea.
And now we need a battery.
Well, man.
Whatever you do, do not look to the upper.
I'm gonna look for the upper left one of the recycling is right here
I'm gonna look for the golden nut
Nice
We need that golden nut
No!
Mom, I saw you fall
I saw you fall
He saw
He's telling me that there's not enough time for you.
Oh no!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
No!
It wasn't...
He's cute.
He's gonna be gone forever.
What's the guy who eats you?
I'm coming.
He ate me.
Thank you, Ari.
You saved my life.
Oh no!
Oh my god!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Come back!
Oh no!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Get all your stuff right now.
Thank you.
Oh, oh!
Oh my body and my body.
Oh!
Need more things.
Don't overdo that again.
We don't have enough things!
I have two analytics on me.
Oh!
I just need this suit.
I just need this suit.
I understand.
I don't see anything else in here, it's in the red box, the death star zone I think.
Oh I didn't even see a red box.
Oh my god.
Come on.
Evil motherfucker.
He's so evil.
There's so many of them.
He's so evil.
I've worked and hate him.
He's so.
There's so many of them!
You're so quick and evil, how quick and hate them?
You're so quick and evil.
Come on.
I thought you thought me.
I got it!
Nice!
I can't get you.
You have to be careful, be careful.
I'm not in front of a bag!
Live, Ari.
I'm trying!
We need a battery, a ball.
He needs to get egg, egg has the ball, but egg is dead and I'm tanking a demon right now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Uh, apparently the battery is acting up in the human right here.
Oh, I said the S-word!
Wait, can you reach egg?
Come here, demon, come here, demon, demon!
Human, human, human, human!
You're alive, you're alive!
Okay, back into the cube, we have to get the battery, apparently.
Where's the battery?
Um, I don't know, but is that a mine there?
You gonna let us ray?
Uh, maybe.
I have passed away.
No, no, no.
Oh my god, I've been eaten again! Oh my god!
Look at me fade out of existence.
Soon, there'll be nothing left.
Not soon.
I wrote you my ass
I wrote you my ass
Hey, that didn't count
I'm back!
I'm back!
He's coming! He's coming! Run! Run!
They're a good cause
They're now shot on VTubers dead too
Um
Oh, you're...oh...uh...
Maybe save me or Ari.
Oh, you think Ari...you think I don't know?
Hi!
I'll try.
Okay, alright, that's good.
Okay, grab the ball.
I'm gonna get the ball.
Got the ball.
Okay, I'm gonna be Solana.
The way you get to the Death Star requires you to...
Climb up, will it not look at the evil red, evil yellow guy?
Oh, yeah, it's up here, isn't it?
Yeah, do you need to see?
It's right here.
I can't.
Oh, oh, it goes to the other way.
What is this?
I'm going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
That's you. That's you. That's my dog. You're dog.
There's a little thing here. Well, demon demon demon. Oh, okay.
Are you sure you're almost safe from the robot?
No, I'm not.
I need that guy.
I need a ball.
There's the thingy.
There's the thingy.
And then I need a...
Ball.
There's the ball?
Ball.
I just need a battery.
What about robot coming?
I'm on the box, I'm on the top of the box.
Maybe safe.
Smart.
Okay, okay.
Oh, Dresden, it's okay.
It's nothing.
No, not another gear.
Okay.
Nothing down here.
Careful, robot coming.
The robot's done his own.
The battery's down my beard, isn't it?
Yeah, it is.
Okay, robot going down the hall.
Okay, probably like in the center of this thing, right?
Okay, awful new deck. I'm dead.
I think I might have to...
I had a ball?
Oh, egg bomb, another ball.
Okay great. I just need to get into center of this place.
I think the battery...
I was fighting, oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I was fighting for my life out there.
No.
You can go, you can go, you can go.
Okay.
Didn't we say before?
At the end of this corridor there's two boxes to your right and two boxes to your left.
Yeah, I'm gonna go back to the village.
Oh, there it is!
Come on, yes!
Now get up for that, honey.
All right, get this out of the way.
Okay.
Nice, buddy.
We need this to win.
Run, egg!
Run!
Don't let me run!
I'm gonna feel...
Robot on here.
Robic?
Robic?
Robic.
Are they coming?
Oh, they're recycling.
The recycling bin is so close.
close their second and it's so close
yep
no no no no no no
no no no no
we don't have to go anywhere
we don't have to go anywhere
just stand in the box it's fine
where you can go inside the box too
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, just don't look up towards the back.
You win these? Okay.
He... um...
The recycling man is over here.
All the way, all the way.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
There is a zip line you think is hanging.
Or you could just... yeah, even the rod dog it too.
this way this way this way oh my god
The status is over! We did it!
Yay!
We did it!
Oh my god.
That was good.
Killed the game.
You killed it! I was listening to his speech.
You were telling me about how he has a family to feed.
I didn't know pressing back would kill the game for everybody.
You don't care about his family!
What the heck!
I'm a terrible person. I'm a terrible person.
You are!
We all care about his family.
I'm sorry.
We made it. We did it. We saved the city.
Oh my god.
Yeah, Tom.
This is a stressful game. I won't lie.
It is a stressful game.
I wonder what the full game is gonna be like.
His holy shit.
Hopefully with more levels.
the mic problem yeah yeah it would be nice I liked it is a fan I was a fan
I'm a fan of the pipes. Well now what? I'm playing mecha chameleon. Yeah what is? The
the hyzen seek game. Oh do we have enough people? I think Haru said that she was
willing to join later if she was available if you want to like paint her really quickly
you can unfortunately you only have three after this i have to go
what the hell we don't have enough i'm sorry i'm sorry what's boon doing yeah boon poke him
yeah poke boon what the heck are you gonna leave us shout on i'm sorry i'm sorry i have a
Government mandated stream I can't skip
Patriot in your heart when your government be mandated to do yeah
Yeah, they take me away from my friends. That's not man. They kidnapped me
Yeah, that's the yep
Like we could do that that's the thing that could happen that's an option
It is an option.
I will now refrain from commenting further.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry company. Please, I respect your company.
Don't kill, don't kill me.
Don't kill, don't kill me.
Oh thank you guys, this is a lot of fun.
I hope we got to play at least one game.
Yeah, this was fun.
Thanks for playing with us.
Thanks for playing with us.
Thank you for having me.
I'll see you guys next time.
Oh, no.
I'll see you next time, shall I be too?
Have a wonderful night.
Goodbye, grandpa.
Have a good night, guys.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, shall I be to her?
Goodbye.
There he goes.
Goodbye.
Missed that guy.
Yeah, I know.
I just clicked into Boone Stream and there were women
moaning.
What?
That does sound.
He said he would join, so.
That does sound like something he would play.
I need to see.
Don't worry about it.
No, I need to see this.
I need to see this.
What is he doing?
I think he just fucked one of these.
Aw man, I wanted to see!
What the fuck?
Wait, but Mr. Wee, you were the one that said that.
What do you want from me? How to do?
Hold on.
I'm getting the game with that hack man. He wants to learn how to flirt with women. You will never learn
Mecha, you will never learn
All right, I'm hopping on
I don't I don't think that's capable. I don't think that's possible. You will never learn how to flirt with women
I'm looking up this game
Beauties and the Stranded yeah, what is that game? Oh, I think it's like
It looks like potentially an FMV?
Hello FMV games.
It is in the strategy to wake up in a bunker surrounded by five stunning women, but something
doesn't add up.
Their beauty feels out of place in the desolate ruin.
Their strength and cryptic clues make you question everything.
Will you capture them, trust them, or luck?
Why capture?
Oh, it's because they might be evil, like aliens, like shapeshifters or something.
Huh.
Oh my god, I hope they're okay.
It's an FMV! That kind of goes crazy!
This is the selling point.
They have anime ears on their heads.
It has one review.
It's Boone's review!
It's Boone's review!
It's Boone's review!
Oh, it came out today!
Ah, I see.
FMV is a movie video game.
Yeah, like Road to Empress.
Yeah, road dancers is like real actors. Yes. Yes. Are there critically acclaimed
Game that everybody wants me to play. Oh my god. Oh wait, I need I need to play this this looks this looks wild
Harvester
Alp you should you should search for a harvester on steam and take a look at that
Harvester
Let me look
harvester
Harvester
How do you spell it?
It's A-R-V-E-S-T-E-R
V-E-S-T-E-R
You know what? Be prepared for what you see
What is this?
It's an FMV from 1996
Oh my god, wait
Wait, that might be...
Why didn't you play it this year?
I have ADHD
I'll try my best and I'll play it as soon as I can.
I'll send you a call whenever you get distracted or just ring a bell.
Does this game have in-game VoIP or what's going on?
VoIP?
VoIP?
VoIP?
Oh my god, I have your stream still unmuted in the background.
Oh fuck.
Where are you playing?
I was playing a dating game that just came out.
I like it.
I like it so far.
Because he forced his women to adopt him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay, first of all, I was trying to do an instill run where I tried to make all the women hate me
But then I fell in love with a girl from Madonna
That's every run that you've ever done
HAHAHAHAHA
Guys, guys, why? Okay, listen
Sorry
This is what I tried to tell my chat about today
I was trying to tell them about this
What? Tried to tell them about what that you hate them into?
Nothing, it's nothing
No, no, no, it's fine
No, say what you trust
Women are afraid of me
I don't think it's fair, buddy
I exude such like a dominant personality
What?
Like Goofy from the Goofy movie
You are nowhere near Goofy from the Goofy movie
I am
I am not an Omega, I serve this country
There's like a galerian difference between you and Goofy.
He's sort of kind, dude, but that's not why.
Goofy f**ks, man. I don't tell you.
Yeah, Goofy does lay pipe, too.
I used to think that, I think I did.
I used to think that laying pipe was taking a s**t when I was in the military.
I would always tell people that,
Hey, I need to go lay pipe really quick,
and then I'd go to the bathroom.
And everyone would look at me,
and they would like to hide it,
and I'd say it was good.
They can often f**k in the bathroom.
It's okay. They volunteered for that. They deserved it.
This is true. Yeah, I agree.
You get what you deserve.
So, how do I, how do I-
You get the laying cable.
What are we even playing?
I think he's getting his analogies confused because you can like clear out your plumbing, you know, which is-
Yeah, but laying down pipe, like no one's just like saying, I'm gonna lay down pipe like-
Lay down plumbing also?
What?
Sexual?
Well, I think like, well maybe, I guess it could be.
Yeah, it's sexual.
Hmm like what was it me if I laid down train tracks? That means you're killing me. I think you're running a train
Train would you would say running a train?
Mm-hmm or like to get railed. Oh, it can be railed
Mm-hmm like getting railed
All right. Well, I'm not saying I do
Why not?
I've been volunt told that I'm actually pansexual
I was volunt told by the pansexual community that I'm actually pansexual
Other people can't decide that for you
I've had people diagnosed me
Diagnose you? It's not a illness buddy
No, I'm not saying that
Hold on, let me back
I'm going to revert the tracks here and I'm going to stop laying down rails
Oh my god, I'm crying, Jesus Christ!
Holy shit, it's getting hot in here, I'm tearing my AC.
I heard it, I heard the AC.
It actually turned it on, it's not even a pen, this is real.
Diagnosis pansexual!
I got that diagnosed a while ago dude.
Vibrational beads in his ass.
First of all, I can't afford to do this.
I feel like pansexual has become more and more common in recent years.
Can I be accidentally ignorant here?
I thought bisexual pansexual was the thing.
If you say accidental, it's not an accident.
I always thought the confusion or difference between pansexuality and bisexuality was
one was more like physically attracted to any gender and one was more mentally attracted.
I think most people get them confused because I think sometimes when people say bisexual they
really mean pansexual because from my understanding bisexual is that you're attracted to two genders
but they could be any two genders. See that's that's what I thought too. And then pansexual is
just any and all gender. This hurts my brain I just want to have sex with everything but
but nothing wants to have sex with me.
Who for the game?
That's pansexual.
That's pansexual and I'm gay.
That's not true.
Yeah.
It's called being a desperate sexual.
Being a desperate sexual.
I don't think people actually know.
What is the difference between...
I was diagnosed with asphalomanic for a bit,
but I don't know what that meant.
Man, your brother just diagnosed me as autistic.
Well, I mean, was he wrong?
How'd you get all the other diagnoses?
From Buff Hop.
Oh, I'll ask her.
Yeah.
Oh, all-knowing dog.
OK, so bi is like, you like multiple genders,
and pan is just, you're pretty and gender isn't a factor.
Yeah, that's always what I'm saying.
So I guess bi is just, gender is more specific to it,
I guess.
So, pansexuals are the agnostic of gay?
No, it's not the agnostic, it's more like the demisexual version of bisexuality.
I mean, it just sounds like gender plays more of a role in bisexual,
and then for pansexual, gender is not a role whatsoever.
See, yeah, I agree with that. You know, it sounds like the definition of gay.
Yeah, so how do I join your game I don't even know where play
We are going to play the next players.
We can invite some other friends.
We should definitely invite at least two more people.
We definitely need more.
From what I've seen it's like a prop hunt looking game.
I think you have to pay it unfortunately I'm not good at that.
We'll give everyone an extra few seconds.
I'm really good at hiding.
You've been doing that for a while.
I'm trying.
I'm trying out of here. It's hard.
We could see if Octo is busy maybe.
Let me ask Connor if he wants to play.
Yeah, see if he wants to come in.
He probably might not say yet.
He conner.
He hates hatred in his heart.
He hates.
Let's see.
We're going to play Dying Light later.
I could only be invites up to you guys because...
I'm going to bite your nose.
Why?
I want to.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to...
Have you tried calling Jemar?
You know who we could ask?
Oh yeah, wait!
I think Jemar said that he would...
Wait.
Oh yeah.
G-Mart actually messaged me a few days ago and linked me to the game and it was like
you should play this game and invite me.
Wow, what a fucking great leech tactic.
I love him.
Let's invite him.
You should play this game and invite me.
You know who else I'm going to try to grab?
Oh fuck, not him.
He's hungover limo, but I talked to him last night
He just said hi, but again, love Minecraft
I'm so fucking drunk right now
He don't do that every night
Oh fuck, I hate you
You wanna play?
I told him
Buff!
Wait, Buff is here?
Buff!
I'm inviting Buff
Buff, come play
What we playing?
Mecha Chameleon
Hide and Seek game
Hide and Seek
Hide and Seek
Oh, it's ten prayers for Lobby.
Oh shit, let's get a whole Lobby.
Her Lobby.
Maybe not a whole Lobby.
They might be a little loud, cause the-
Oh, come on, Sa!
You're always stressed out about people, Ains.
You got work.
You're literally an extrovert,
but like you're closeted extrovert,
and it pisses me the fuck off.
We're gonna get you out of the closet.
We're gonna get you out of the fucking closet.
You have to network.
You have to make friends.
They're gonna turn around and they're gonna hit me in the head.
I'm scared.
Hi Bob!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi!
It's time!
I'm a little bit hungry.
Three hour nap.
Oh that sounds nice.
Good morning!
That was such a good duration for you.
Good morning!
That is a good duration.
Everything looks so good today.
Thanks.
It's Pride Month.
I'm glowing a little bit.
Thanks!
It's Pride Month.
My gay is showing.
What sexuality is extrovert?
Yeah, I don't know that one. Hey buff. What's my sexual reality?
How do you know how do you
I want to fuck everything and pansexual doesn't care about gender
If they're like 30 and they fart I'm in brah let me
I'm not in the farting I'm just saying like
Man, I'm gonna go hit the ball and I think
Wait, I just bought a ball you want to see it looks like oh my god, not you're gonna love it actually that's a that's a rifle
No, that's in my other closet. Okay fuck. I
Think every V2 version have a fucking fully automatic a k in the closet
I
I can smuggle you one I can like literally three point one like and we can get you like a good drop gun going on
You know, I'm not saying this on a stream. Oh, oh, yeah, sorry, which is a joke by the way
I
Don't know. I'm kidding. I'm very joking about the guns. I don't know how to
Hold the gun I saw one one time and I cried
Yeah, I didn't like it. I cried because I got scared. This is the bomb. I buy it
That's awesome.
Oh my god it's so cute!
Oh that's so cute!
Can I get my golf ball?
Yeah?
Hang on.
Also I have a 60 round drum mag for my AR-15.
Okay well that sounds illegal.
By the way eggs does not have a 60 round drum mag for their AR-15.
No I do and it is legal. It's fine.
Here's a picture of a dog.
I can't.
Oh.
I shot a gun, I think it was like 16.
I think I was like 10.
Damn!
It's a hand-down to battle riot!
And I like it.
I never know when I shot my first gun.
I did not get it, I did not get it.
Oh, that's so... what the heck?
Do you like my gun?
Wait, this looks like something out of fucking Alice in Wonderland.
It's artistic and hell.
I think it's crazy.
My cockabong.
My cockabong.
Oh my god.
I love me cockabong.
Hang on.
I love your cock.
I'm on stream, sorry.
Wow, wow, wow.
Wowie, zowie.
That's a good cock.
Wow, wow.
Thanks.
It's all fresh and clean if you want to like.
I can see it.
The bong lock water looks drinkable.
It is.
I wouldn't actually.
I think I have lead in my tap water, so like, maybe I'll drink it.
Ew!
Don't drink it.
What the?
I live in the middle of nowhere.
Do you have a filter?
Yeah, duh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just wouldn't, I wouldn't trust the bong water to drink it.
I like the sprinkle lead paint in my water for flavor.
Look, filtered water.
That's the water in the bong.
I want to smoke the lead though.
Oh, that's fine.
How else am I going to get the poisoning straight to my brain?
Ah!
We're gonna get you more poisoned.
Ooh, yeah.
Can we?
Can we develop lead paint stairs with each other?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm so excited.
I'll see if Mike is shy of screaming.
I think he's playing games.
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
I heard him!
It's someone I know, right?
He's in my house.
I miss him.
He misses you.
I miss him.
I'm too afraid to talk to him.
Buff, can you talk to him for me?
Stop being a little gay little man, okay?
I actually miss him a lot.
Hey, Buff, can you tell the other room and ask him to raid me?
I'd appreciate it.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Look, I've watched out for my CCP.
I like that the bit lately has just been Shia or Buff coming into each other's
rooms like, help!
Help!
Help!
I was like Shia just walk over and put the bat, please!
You said I just put the bat.
That's like my life.
I literally, the other day Shia was like shoving saline up his nose because he had like a fucking
clog and he sounded like he just got done sucking the fattest cock of his life.
And he was like, help, guys, help me!
And I was like, I had to mention Buff and I was like Buff, you have to help Shia!
He's like, it's bad!
I did not hit him! I hit him to salient and I hit him in the bowl!
I know but I told you to get spicy like chickpeas and stuff!
I did!
I'm proud of you. You're a hero. You're an angel. Touch my name honestly.
Here's the clip. He literally sounds like he's shitting himself live. It's very good.
You don't even have to look at the video. You just have to listen to it.
Yeah, let me hear it now.
Let me hear it.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Ew.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is that?
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Anyway.
Whoa.
Are you listening to me?
It's so funny.
That is the most horrible I've ever seen that in my entire life.
I didn't think I could like it anymore.
It's horrible.
Yeah.
He's like feeling it.
He's not dead in my entire life.
He's not dead in my entire life.
I didn't think I could let him get any more vulnerable.
Yeah, he's like...
Oh, that's so fucking gross. Why are you listening to this?
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
I need to try to do ASMR, but it's just that.
It's just him shitting himself.
I was about to ask for permission to like hit the ball on Mike,
but I feel like that's not nearly as offensive as what we just had.
Now I probably rather listen to that than try to fucking confuse his shitting himself.
Why are you listening to this?
Why are you listening to this?
There's a locker but it lasts for like literally 30 seconds.
And it sounds horrible, but I don't know why. We're gonna find it.
Holy...
Why is it so cold in here? Oh, I turned on the AC because I got nervous.
It's so funny.
It kinda balances out, you know?
I don't wanna hear that every day.
That was bad!
Guys, here's the double-long version.
Please, don't listen to the longer version of it.
I can't just try to start it real bad.
Can I be really honest and honorable here?
Yeah.
I don't want to listen to that again.
It really sounds like shitting.
It's awesome.
It's so cool.
It's his nose! It's his nose! It's his nose!
No, it's totally his ass, little guy.
The way he started crying at the end was killing me.
It's his nose, Jack. It's not him pooping. He doesn't have a microphone in the morning.
He doesn't have a butt. He can't poop.
Oh, he has a butt.
Oh, he has a butt.
Oh, he has a butt.
Bucks should know.
Yeah, I know.
I just wanted to know about my ass.
I mean I can tell you in person I would be like wow nice bud
Oh my God, thanks T-T
I'm going to do it
I'm going to do the other dog strategy, I'm closed up
Ok, don't hold your breath, you're not supposed to hold your breath
Is there people for the crew?
Yeah, Haru also said
He might not be here for another hour or two
He might not be here for another hour or two
I'm waking up guys
She says I'm waking up and there's like a 50% chance to fall out of sleep
She is a weak will to be tired
She is like a Victorian era woman
You know how like in Romeo and Juliet there's like that scene where she's like inducing like a coma?
She's taking over with his cockroaches.
That's like a cockroach constantly taking over.
That's crazy.
Sorry.
Did you listen to it?
I didn't.
It's good.
Okay.
You know what I found?
He's like the worst Pockabell's Tummy Cake ever.
It's like, it's horrible.
That's like what the fuck?
Yeah, there's one thing you need to know egg if she says she's waking up and don't don't put that
Don't put that's okay. Okay. Okay. Who should I put that song who's who's
Well, that's a loaded question
Errm, that's on.
Um...
BANANI BANASAI!
BANANI BANASAI!
That joke in my mouth was...
I wonder if Froggy is around.
Froggy!
Froggy!
Froggy.
What's froggy?
Froggy?
Froggy?
Her glide is green.
Her glide is green.
Froggy is here.
What if I just like, I just message her, come come come over and over again.
Come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come.
Come.
Me when he's yelling at me.
What happened?
No!
You might call her when many of the calls got scared, that's what happened.
Mark said, aww, no.
He said no.
I'm the bravest man who's ever lived.
I hate that man.
I hate him so much.
I sell candy every day.
I say, I hate him.
He hit me off.
He pulled me and he was like you should play America chameleon and invite me and we're doing it and he doesn't answer
Oh, he's fucking streaming. He's actually streaming right now. It's stuck. I'm getting him. I'm getting him
G mark wake up
He's playing the game. He's playing. Hold on. You might you might pay to do a chat now
I can't be the only man in here because like I need I need someone else to aggro the
I heard of all these
Why'd you say no, what did I say no to you just said no
You guys have been doing a good job, he's probably actually just game
Thank you. Well, I mean it helps those girlfriends gay, so
I'm not sure. I felt candy hot this morning, and then they got really shy. Did you call candy hot?
Hey, jealous. Not this morning. Yeah, but I thought.
I thought you were gonna stop, dude.
Oh, but anyways, this is a joke.
The polling kill needs to go into therapy. This is a problem.
I was about to wrap up. What is this?
We're gonna play a game. We're gonna play the draw game, the pink game.
Oh, fuck, okay.
It's time. Say yes.
Say yes. You have to say yes.
Say yes.
All right, only because it's really fun.
Yeah, babe!
You told me to avoid you!
You did. I just didn't think it would be like that.
Leave me alone!
This is how it goes!
This is how it always...
Like, I'll have a whole date planned out,
and then someone come up and I'm like,
you're playing this right now,
and then I know if I say no,
everyone will come and chat and dog-polling.
Grabbed you by the neck.
Aigle coming and shoot me or start crying on the stream, I can't live like that.
What?
I'd never try and bother anybody.
We're not one time when you and Fleshy made me play Roblox with you and then you both
started doing your vtuber crying for 10 minutes on stage.
Yeah we did start pretending to cry.
And it worked.
It was like kind of incessant, it went on for like 10 minutes too.
I don't know why we did that, I'm sorry.
Guys we should play Roblox right now.
That was awesome.
Roblox!
You should play Roblox right now.
I'll hit the cry.
Okay listen, no.
Pitch you guys an idea would you guys want to climb up the mountain K2 with me and Roblox and we all just like
No, they're not the drug. That's that's Cretom. I'm talking about the mountain K2
I accidentally did create him a few times with clear this is that I never did drugs
So hey guys you want to play do you guys want to play Roblox or what?
I'm booting up the chameleon
I want to fight Mac around me
I want a chameleon
A chameleon
A chameleon
A chameleon
It's time
Who wants to host?
Who has everybody added?
Ben
A chameleon
I knew it would happen
I knew it would fucking happen
Wait, I'm not streaming
I hope yes
Yes, yes
MattFiddlers is 24 by the way
Runs between 1 and 13 players
Yes
You want me to host it
I'm gonna fill my water, babe, it's a long day.
The day only started.
Uh, password is...
this.
Is it...
Say it out loud, please.
Close!
It's that.
Oh!
Aw, shit.
Thirst, that's a crazy password.
That's a really good password, I like it.
I don't think you can say that.
Why not?
I've been feeding him cheetos and he keeps coming to me with pennies
Yeah, can you invite or do we have to find you?
Let me try. Oh, I'm joining all for you. Oh
Thank you. The heck I couldn't join on letting me go. Okay. It's me. Yeah. It only has washed doesn't like to game
Maybe cuz password boom. Yeah, you got put the password in invite. Well, I hit accept and it didn't do anything
Yes, it's not doing anything
Let me sit. Do I have to do it in game?
You were seeing the invite. Join.
Did that work?
Windows is definitely removed.
There you go sick. Wait, I don't know
It's time
Chameleon you can hear him
No, I
Take my mic. Oh
Just give him a voice. Can you hear me? Yeah, okay?
So it has voice but
It's positionals
So if you talk in-game and you're a hider a lot of the time the seeker will just be like, oh
So either we do discord or you really have to remember to mute what it what if
hiders use discord and seekers use voice while you're hiding you can free cam and
then when you're yapping it doesn't matter because you're just like a ghost over
their shoulder but just that emphasis is a lot of people get caught just yapping
not realizing they have open mic and they're like oh fuck like how'd the
hide like how'd the secret that will happen to me I want you to know that so
like in the bottom right when the microphones rad I think it's off
except your friend request oh that's pretty easy actually I don't mind that
I'm going boy!
I'm going boy!
Hey, hi ma'am!
I'm kinda like this...
I'm fwendswish...
And like, we can just keep track of each other too.
Here we go...
I don't wanna get to the wings.
I'm very...
No, that's okay!
I'll get myself away!
Okay...
Might wanna familiarize yourself with the controls...
They're foxes.
They're on the right side of the screen for the most part.
Oh, that's a mod.
Is that gonna be there the whole time?
Do I need to burn that now?
You can do it the whole time.
I wish the front was in paint mode and that's like a toggle
and while you're in paint mode you can't like move or anything.
I couldn't expect it in a game like this.
I'm making myself white.
Did the steam one, did it pop up?
I can't hear anyone else, are they talking in game?
Wait, let me see if someone else can try to fight.
Because I added you like in-game, so maybe it's not
showing up on my list.
That's because they haven't hit V yet to unmute their microphone.
I don't think we're steaming friends.
How do I change my brush size?
It's not like a push to talk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a lot of them.
Well, you can write while holding the right marker.
Oh, G-Mart keeps crackling on me, man.
Can you hold my egg?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
probably yeah like probably probably I just I just added egg and I don't think
they're sure oh that's evil hold on I gotta hide it okay hello hello
I got something wrong
how come maybe I should try that's not what I'm trying to do
shut up
It's okay, I get it.
Oh my gosh, it's okay, I get it.
Oh my god, it's like rude in a cathartic.
I'm still not going somewhere.
Oh, no, it's okay, I get it.
Oh my god, it's my higher profile.
Oh my god, it's not in order.
It's a connective thread, fleshy.
My fucking mouth.
I got it, I got it, I'm joining.
I hear you.
Oh you hear me?
You hear me?
Maybe you just weren't toggling it.
Maybe I'm just dumb.
You're not dumb.
You're not dumb.
Maybe I'm stupid.
I'm dumb.
Shut up, boon.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry, am I-
You're like, I'm dumb, you know what I mean?
Um, why are you green?
Why are you green?
I'm the greenest person ever!
I like being my own green!
I'm green!
I'm green!
Orange.
Green screen, motherfucker.
How do I make my whole body green?
So none of this, I don't think any of this painting is going to matter, but if you just want to mess around with the tools, it's familiar.
A big one's going to be spacebar to color, drop, and you just grab the color and you just put it in.
Yes, why are you putting so much? Is he crunching for anyone else?
Yeah, it's a good one.
It's a good one.
You guys need to use this, Gordon.
Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Am I muted in game?
Uh, if your microphones are red in the bottom right, you're muted.
Okay, good. Good, good.
You guys like to add this?
I did all of that audio balancing and for what?
And for what?
and for one
and for what?
is there no music?
no, I just had my...
let me put on some background music
or else I'm going to go crazy
it's a little too quiet on this one
ok
I am pink
why are you pink?
why are you pink?
you know why
Right? Or two? I don't mind.
One. One for now, maybe?
One's probably good.
Okay, you turn into a hunter after you get found.
Just one then.
Come be over here. Come man-splain this to me.
I can't like see the settings.
Hunter time.
What's that?
60 seconds.
I can make like two minutes?
Damn, are we?
Are you?
Search time.
answer check time 300 seconds
answer check time 30 seconds
that's fine answer checks just like
when the round ends you can go see
where we are
if you're in the middle you're
volunteering to be a hunter
I don't want to hide, I'm just sitting, she wants to kill, oooh, ahhh, I'm gonna kill everybody,
bitrate, welcome to the back room, we give a hundred and fifteen seconds to fucking figure
out what you guys want to do, that's crazy, you can make yourself look pretty boon, I
have a finite amount of ammo? How does this work? No, now you just walk around and shoot
once we're done hiding. Yeah, but like, what's the penalty for me guessing wrong? Nothing.
Just look around, I can find us. Oh, the fire rate's just not high is the reason.
Okay. Oh shit, oh shit. What just happened to me? Oh shit. I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I'm stuck. How do I get out of paint mode? Wait. Oh, fuck.
No, I know what I'm doing.
I just- I just- I just-
I feel like there's no-
I don't know, man.
I'm not enough time you've got 30 seconds and you can keep painting while you're hiding
you can also probably move I'm guessing too right yeah if you wanted to be yeah you guys
are all fucking dead by the way yeah so I can like see you guys perfectly fine
I was just accurate. This is not accurate, Paula.
I'm trying my whole life for this day.
I'm definitely not but that's part of the
fine I guess yeah how do I rotate the
camera oh I see okay so if you click five
you switch to free cam and then you can
click around and spectate people and if
you put four after doing that you can
fly around
trying to paint the other side of my
body but I can't no it happens this
This game is fucking evil, what the fuck?
Okay.
And then if you click one,
you can whistle for him to fuck with him.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes.
Ooh.
He's just shooting everything.
He's grinding.
Oh, you become a hunter.
Okay, I definitely think we need more time
for like, painting, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know, it's pretty fucking hard to find anyone.
Bless.
There you go!
You know?
You like it?
Oh my god.
And you like it?
Wait, is that kind of Loki evil?
Because if you hide next to it, like, you can fucking figure out where everyone else is.
No, no, you can't see everybody while we're hiding.
Yeah, you don't get to see anybody.
Oh my fucking god!
It's a fucking massacre, holy shit!
Well buff can see color, I can't.
Jesus, can see color.
Is that the advantage?
Yeah, I actually can see it. Not only it's been colorblind, but I don't want to be a woman.
Okay, so I can see more color.
That's true! No, it won't land me.
I can see it when people are moving, because they turn into prey when they move.
What?
Colorblindness was an evolutionary trait where you're like, it's like dinosaur vision.
If you're like standing so I can't see you but you're moving your fucking dead like a T-Rex
It's like a fucking dinosaur I'm like a streamer dinosaur are you trying to see you evolve or something
Yeah
Kind of evolved. I'm kind of different
I'm like buster from around here hiding. I injected myself to the virus that makes me colorblind
Colorblind and gay
seven seconds seven seconds seven seconds
what the fuck
it's all i need
actually i might need more
i'm gonna tell you buff boon and aria came in here did not see me
where are you where are you
okay i always find my wife
are we gonna warning?
Oh, all right, okay, but week some settings. Yes, okay
Whatever the hunt time was it's like 500 seconds over make that like 300. Okay, and then there might be an option about
Like auto taunting yeah force every yeah, I do that every 40 seconds
Yeah, definitely so I was able to see a red outline of you, but that was the only reason
Okay, so if you're too clipped into an object, you'll become like highlighted
From wedging yourself to like
No, Bob's name should have showed up because she was a hunter
You can see the hunter's names. Well, I got here's a purpose cuz she was the only person I found I could find I
Don't think I would have found a single soul gonna be honest like it didn't show me exactly where she was
Is it going to be me?
Oh no.
I'm not good at seeing things.
Use your eyes.
I can't.
I can't, man.
Oh.
I can't.
I see amazing digital circuits.
How do I shrink?
Whoa.
Okay.
The maps change.
That's sick.
okay I'm shooting rainbow that's very part of you this month happy run
okay okay I'm like extra gay
I'm like
Wait
Dude, I'm just running around. I need to fucking I need to find a place. I know that was my thing
Is that I didn't find a spot until stupidly. I know it's like okay. I guess I'll just die. I'm just like learning the levels
I guess I'll just die.
Oh, the roof.
Wait, I wanna...
Where?
Paint moon.
That's a lot of balls.
The roof-ness on the slider?
Yeah, there's like a texture menu or something. I've never really figured it out.
Oh, I see. Impress space.
It's demonic, but it works.
Wait, 3D texture.
Now I'm gaga.
How do I get the texture?
I press space.
No, that's how you color.
Space is how you copy a color.
But it made me the same texture as the color I copied.
And now I'm not shiny.
60 more seconds.
Wait.
Wait, I want to know texture, wait.
That doesn't like where I'm hiding.
That hate me.
They hate.
They do hate.
Hate and heart.
Hate and heart.
People just go work guys.
Oh well.
I really did a number on these eyes, huh?
That's okay.
Being vaguely scary is in right now.
I'm not going to see them, people. This could end horribly for me.
I have plenty of time.
Oh, nightmare!
I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, this one's so much harder. What do you even mean? There's
so much. This place is infinitely harder. What the heck? I feel like I feel like I'm
getting screwed over. Interesting. Yeah, oh, this is so hard all by my lonesome in
This is the thing
There's just no way bro, okay look there's just no damn way
I can't see shit this is so
Oh nightmare I kind of try and think of the the texture
Also the whistle thing isn't really
You're laughing and I understand that you're near I need to understand I'm stupid
You're actually the smart one.
It's not even that you're near.
It's that mine is so fucking ridiculous.
Oh.
I don't wanna be the hunter.
Whoa, I'm an artist, oh, I'm an artist.
The whistling isn't really helpful either
because it doesn't really direction.
I don't know how to play it.
Well, okay, but it let you know
that you were in the right room, right?
No, it did not because you hear it anywhere.
Well, you were in the right room.
Woo-hoo!
I wasn't in a room. I was in a hallway. Oh, hi, you know, it's I'm gonna whistle
That's awesome
That does nothing for me
Help oh
I won't be hunter no more. I hear it
it doesn't sound like it's coming on you yeah it doesn't help because it sounds
like it's coming from everywhere oh my god what the hell dude this is actually
my nightmare
Someone's a spammer, they should be there.
Someone is spamming.
It is not helpful though.
Nightmare, nightmare.
Can anyone else see the scores on the left?
Yeah, and I tried to use that as an indicator and let me tell you, it didn't help.
It did not help.
That lets you know if you've like looked at them.
Oh, trust me! Trust me!
I'm aware that I've looked at most of you!
You've never seen Mount Japan. You looked at me in Boon a lot.
I'm gonna crash out.
Keep whistling.
Oh, and if I just kept blasting.
Oh!
Sick.
I mean, I guess it worked.
Okay, well...
Yeah, I already see that whatsoever.
Let's go.
Random works, buddy.
Random works, dude.
Sorry, I'm good at prop hunts.
Oh, my spine wanted people to see that one.
I was trying so hard not to laugh the entire time.
I was holding, it was crazy, honestly.
It was so, it's just hard.
Because I was like, oh, it'll be like the other one where it's like there's barely anything
and everyone's basically out in the open.
No.
Alright, can I send you a clip of where I was, please?
Yeah.
How did you like that?
Well, I didn't.
Holy shit.
shit. Can I be honest with you already? I was the floor, and I was poorly painted, and
you looked at me. To be honest, I'm looking everywhere and nowhere at the same time, you
know? Yeah, I know. I know how this game works. It's like you literally, like, I walk
I
That's crazy
That's insane actually
That's insane
How is that even fair though?
That's not even fair
How is that even fair?
I'm thinking that's not fair
Well now I know you can make yourself tiny
That changes things
I think you're so tiny
You can't be small
Well then how does
most become a tiny little puppy?
No no
like this to you just sit here no I just sat down paint like this we are so tiny
like this I'm gonna put that I'm gonna put the clip in the group chat of my
fucking spot cuz it's really just a lot was better until you killed me in it
I don't know I think we have the same idea G-Mart I'm not gonna look at it
someone get a clip of me really cool
That was actually evil.
Okay, yeah, we had the same hat.
That was actually evil.
The same hat, just be a plushie.
I was like, it's gonna be easy like the first one.
Aww.
I'm not going back in there, you can't make me.
Just pretend to be a plushie.
I'll be hunting.
I want to know how to do textures and stuff.
You just have to draw the texture.
I've seen people do like shiny.
I don't know how to do like shiny.
Yeah, or like...
I'm sorry if I don't like the word pussy. I'm sorry. Oh my god. Oh, it's like pussy. I have I
I didn't know what the fuck's wrong with you
When you were born that's the only time you've ever seen one
Oh it's like fuzzy on the outside
I want to leave right away when I saw that shit on the night
I see my first pussy, it's like fuzzy
Not on your own mother ugly?
No but it was a fucking waltz
Oh here we go
I'm grossly
If you're watching I'm gonna start and then make that weird joke
Anyways, hey guys can we start?
I'm so shiny
I'm playing with this brush, you look like you're wearing a fetish suit.
G-Mart is twice!
Yeah, you're talking like a balloon.
I'm like a balloon.
I can hear you talking in games.
G-Mart is twice!
Oh, my bad, my bad.
G-Mart is two times.
Metallic.
Oh, it's shiny.
Oh!
Okay, sorry.
You're in blood.
I'm...
I'm...
I'm in blood.
I'm in blood.
I need everyone to suffer being the hunter first.
I need everyone to suffer first.
I will be the hunter.
Infection.
Player split.
The two teams hunters and hunters.
And then double and one hide at the star.
After that everyone searches for the first player to find you.
I just hit B and that like deafens in game. Oh, yeah
Time to beef it there's one again, okay, I put it on random
Fuck I take my medicine
Which plushie do I want to be this time?
I
Okay
Oh damn, who eat chips?
I'm taking my asshole.
Sorry.
I'm taking my chips.
What kind of chips?
Yummy.
Yummers.
Medical plastic.
Those aren't fun chips, though.
Can I chew on it?
Yeah.
Oh my god, that reminds me of like me when I chew on my grandma's implant and it's just like that big ball of like
Goop what kind of implant like a blue implant plant. Oh
Shit chewing on my grandma's fake ditty
Pretty grandma
Itty grama indeed.
Oh you have to like be, oh I see I see.
Have you rotated?
Oh, you're not muted in game, G-Mart.
G-Mart!
Save yourself.
Click B, mute yourself!
No, I'm saying for yourself don't don't snitch your position
You'll click be though it'll be fine. I I did click be I did well you can bet on that
She started blasting
Look at her she's getting that
I'm on my way. I'm on my way, guys. I'm on my way.
Come by me. I'm gonna find you. Come by me.
Can you see people painting your painting up? Oh my god.
I'm very creative for someone who's colorblind
Can people see when you paint like if I'm painting myself can they see like the
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe.
Maybe if they're looking like directly.
I do think that's how Boo found me in the first round.
Mm, found you?
Was it you or was it Bum?
Oh, no.
I think they'll see the color change, or maybe not the, um, like the splashes of the animation.
Mm.
it's kind of hard being like like oh no wait when you're painting that would be
interesting yeah I just mean to go
I died it's hard right too many but if I get you any kind of a hit
I think he's probably killed me.
This is fucking hard.
The way Boon is just like blasting constant linch.
He's not even in the same room as me, but I'm like scared he's gonna hit me.
Just my nature is sharing everything.
I'm getting really good at shooting enough.
Oh, he is texturing?
Oh, oh, you hit five and then you hit four.
It's a free camp.
see I see
Can you whistle again?
Guys come on now you guys have looked at me enough that you should have found me you get no more
G-Mart's going crazy I have no way what in the world
I don't know where you are
Oh how are you?
I
You're good
Where the fuck are you
He said the shadows really sell
You heard that yes, I heard that the shutters really sell it I've been thinking about that
the whole time.
Okay, you turn on and off the shadows.
Yeah, I think the reason I was pushing talking is because we use how you turn on and off
the shadows while in paint mode.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
I thought that was just for you to see it, but I know you're like upstairs, so don't
know where. Yeah, his whistling was in the second floor on the right side. So when someone
whistles, if you make it right back to you, you're gonna win. I saw you. You like that?
That was good. That was a good spot. That's good. We're getting very thorough. Very good.
Where are you?
Come find me!
Oh my god!
I know where you are!
Listen, listen, listen!
Come find me!
Listen!
Man, how do I not see you?
You guys are gonna freak.
You guys are gonna freak.
Oh my god, I know.
I already know.
It's gonna be pretty bad.
You guys are gonna freak now.
Mine's like, mine's not bad.
Mine's like, mine's kind of like a pussy one.
Alright, get ready.
Get ready.
Chatters!
Chatters!
Get your curtains ready!
You're so excited!
Aww!
I was so excited!
I was so excited!
I was so excited!
I was so excited!
I was so excited!
I am a balloon!
That was good!
That was really good!
I want to back in there!
I want to have guys with it, so you just glance.
Very good, very good, very good.
That was really good. It's so natural.
Sometimes it's the most unassuming ones.
It really is.
It's the big satan.
Again, again, again!
Okay!
Who wants to seek?
I'll go, I'll go.
Again!
Third game!
We won, we won, we won, we won, we won, we won!
My mom was so baby, he's so baby.
I love the way we run.
Yeah, this is great.
I like this game.
This is a fun game I'm talking about.
Wee!
Wee!
This is a cool place.
I can paint my face while I'm waiting.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
All right, keep in mind this is egg.
What does that mean?
You're crazy good, and I'm scared to be him.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I wish there was a way to, like,
There's a way to man.
There's a way to man, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I get it.
I think check the settings for the motion blur.
Oh.
I think I have my screen.
I don't know what's in settings.
Oh.
There we go.
Oh.
I think that's not metallicking.
I feel like I'm like messing with the stuff and I'm like fucking I don't want to be a
thing.
I want to un-metallic.
Where's the roughness again fork?
It's underneath the metallic it's underneath your color wheel so under the RGB stuff
by the little clock on the left side.
Yeah, gotcha.
Sorry I didn't turn down the motion blur before it opened and pushed me.
I don't know why.
I think we got it.
I
I'm not confident my spot
Well
egg egg egg egg uh hello okay hello i fucked up my face drawing hello hello hello hello
well this is a different place a different place
I know we in the same room I know we I know we synced up
I
Think up
Damn our main cycles my balls be dripping bro. It's crazy out here
These men's cycles
Like you can't spell menstruation without men am I right G mark?
Yeah
We wouldn't yeah
Oh, we take turns like the seahorses.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Wow.
What the hell?
What?
What the hell?
What?
What the fuck are you on the other side of the wall?
They're in my heads, they're in my heads, they're in my heads.
They get the shot.
They're in my head.
Oh my god.
It's not that helpful sometimes.
No, it's kind of worse actually.
Oh my god, it's not that helpful sometimes. No, it's kind of worse actually
That's that's a pumpkin. We will clear it if statement
We will
Wow, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Don't do that. Okay. All right. Okay. What the fuck?
There is when you find me you're gonna be so mad. I think oh, no
I'm moving around I want you to know I
Wish like I could see you guys, but I get why I can't but it was so funny to just like tab over and be like oh
We might want to try the other mode where it's just one seeker and then we can all see each other
Oh, okay, it'd be so funny. Is this work? Yeah
You like my strategy
I was posed up like a little statue on the top of the base in the middle
They're like a little like a little cluster of flowers
Fucking rats, where are you?
I haven't even been in this room
You haven't seen a lot of it kind of sucks that I got shot at the last 30 seconds of the game
Yeah
Scour
Yeah some maps I think are more tailored to like multiple
Yeah
That's what some because yeah, this one some of them in the kitchen. I just that you have to search such a large map
Yeah
I'm just over here. Fuck you. I'm just over here. Fuck you. I know
Hey, buddy
Thank you for whistling. It's the only thing I'm good at.
Did you like it?
Thank you. Thank you for doing this.
I would never have found you otherwise.
I had a good spot, right?
Thank you, Mark.
Oh.
Are you right next to me?
You're right next to me.
I'm a little beige.
I'm a little beige.
I'm a little beige.
I want you to know.
I was in here.
I was in here, I was in a pod.
I was in the laundry, I was in the pod.
I was in the base.
Oh, wow, you got the textures in everything.
Yeah, you like that, you like that.
That's crazy.
I think you guys give me a little bit more gold
like me though, like out in the open.
Like in the open.
Yeah, well you have to take your points.
I'd rather be myself than ever be you.
You gotta be Spored.
What's the other, what do you say the other?
is regular and then double is like we are higher than we all see mouse you kind of
said that like it was like a drug yes yeah see can whoever finds everybody
first okay yeah okay probably the best one basic says player split into two
teams hundreds and runners hi to the end to win okay so basically it's like
what we just did except you don't get you don't turn into a hunter yeah okay
okay okay so there's one person who's a hunter the entire time but so
Yeah, well we can set it to be one or two. Probably two would be good and maybe two hunters.
Okay, I'm gonna do it!
I haven't been a hunter yet.
I haven't done anything, they're all search.
You weren't come, it's us.
Hey!
Come on.
And they came.
Oh wait, now I get to draw my face.
Oh fuck yes, how exciting.
Where is that spy?
Oh, I'm good.
I can't move myself, I can't move myself, I'll just go home.
Let's go home.
What's so funny out there?
Nothing, man.
Better think I need to rethink this.
I think I need to rethink this.
Oh.
No, no, no, I'm sure it's fine.
It's over.
What are you drawing buff a little pop dude I could see what you're doing looks good
Alright, let's kill him.
Yes, I'm ready to kill him.
Oof.
Chill.
Chill with it, chill.
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
And look around with my big old eyes.
Let me just look around.
I look around. No one's one of the horse penises I thought I saw earlier?
Oh damn, I gave it a horse penis check.
Okay.
Oh my god, you're Homer Simpson.
What?
I mean, it's really...
Oh, there's so many things in here.
I mean, what?
Hmm.
I do hate being a Seeker now that I'm here
Especially because I've seen Boon, which means he's in the main room
But I'm scared to look in the main room for too long, it's like a million points
Hmmmm
Oh wait wait wait, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Wait wait, no leave me for G-Mart, leave me for G-Mart
I will, I will, I will
You're lucky
lucky hmm good luck with that one G mark oh
interesting I was looking I was trying to find somewhere like hard to find like
I was looking like around nooks and corners and
Why why do you watch it some since I'm colorblind? I was like I have to use I I'm like well buffs really good at seeing colors
And G marks really good like spotting shapes, so I was like oh if I live flat on the floor in the brightest area
They won't maybe work long enough for me to live
It almost work
Waiting for the whistle check I gave Boone a billion points by staring at him. Thank you
I hear them like over here, but I can't tell if it's like an ant. I think it's in a different room
He blew my shit off smooth. It was crazy with G mark
If you're not scared, that's evil
Sacrifice myself for someone else. It's okay. Oh egg is evil
I wonder who it was I sacrificed myself for?
I heard Whistle?
Was it here?
I don't know, I feel like it was.
Guys they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us, they found us.
They found us!
What is that? Oh is that someone died?
Okay, that's where I blew up.
Oh, God.
Who the fuck are you?
I knew that if you ever blew up, you would turn into a purple mess.
It's true.
What?
I don't smell anything.
I don't smell anything.
The two remaining are cracking me up.
Fuck.
No one's gonna find egg cuz where they're hiding it's like diabolically impossible to find.
I don't even know her mouse.
I will if you just go between the players you can find her just think just think blue
guys that's all I'm gonna say like just think blue.
Oh.
Whoa.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think you'd find you that fast.
I feel bad.
I was- I was- I was-
That's cheating!
What the hell!
Fuck you!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Get him out of the lobby!
Okay, I- I-
Somewhere in here.
This way?
I heard him- I feel like it's in the main room.
I heard the wishlist.
Get him out of the fucking lobby, bro!
My-
I'm sorry!
I was-
You could stick like the underside of tables and shit.
Yeah.
I think tomato right now.
Fucking awesome.
Boo!
Boo!
Tomato ham, boo!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Tomato, tomato, tomato!
Boon, you're the most problematic medium.
You can hike directly on the fucking ceilings too.
Which is kind of crazy.
If you really like, think about it.
I know what you're trying to do.
I'm not trying to do anything.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Stop tomatoing me. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being white.
Tomato, tomato, tomato!
I think we need a smaller map. I'm gonna be so honest this map is
My favorite I want you guys to know when I first found my issue was not painted. Just hiding
I'm trying to be a toilet paper.
I'm trying to be a toilet paper.
I'm trying to be a toilet paper.
I'm trying to be a toilet paper.
I'm trying to be a toilet paper.
Wait, can I go get my metro plate?
I'll go hunt your neck since I ruined the fun.
I'll go hunt the neck.
I sit down.
You want to get the most missed spot points.
So I guess...
Yeah, so you want to be out in the open.
Yeah.
But in a good place.
looked at as much as possible so I guess like the spots where you guys are like winning
I feel like I need more time to draw because I feel like I use most of my time to draw to like find a fucking spot um
I don't know. I'm slow. I did it's a skill issue is what I'm sure the woman community ever forgive me. No no for what?
The women have voted we've decided no
Yeah, I'm sorry, bud.
But you're cherished in your own special way.
By who?
Someone.
Mystery.
You'll find them one day.
Mystery.
Mystery.
OK.
One day, you might find them.
You just have to search harder than you do in this game.
I'm colorblind!
How bad?
Like, I'm a dutent.
What?
Yeah, I'm a... I'm a dude.
The name's Deutropia.
What?
They're blind. It means...
I can't tell you any more because then you'll know what colors to go for it. I won't be able to talk to you.
Yeah, actually, I'm going to talk to you.
I don't think that's how that works!
I don't think that's how that works!
No, no, no. I'm going to be on your side, Boon. It is how it works.
It is how it works. If you knew exactly how Dutin works, you could fucking own the fuck out of me.
It would be so evil.
You don't have to texture it. You don't have to do anything. I will be able to... I will literally won't be able to see you.
Yeah.
I can't talk to my eyes.
Mr. E
So, okay, I'll spoil it because fuck it. Okay. Listen, I can't see anything in between red and green very well at all
It all to the same shade of brown or gray. It all just blends into the same exact fucking color
And it's that it's so bad. I didn't know I was colorblind until I was 20. I thought that's what the things were supposed to look like
It's how it goes. Yeah, you live with your perception of reality
Also, I'm night blind a little bit too, so if you hide in dark spots, I really can't see you. It's just an ecstatic
Very easy target to me when I sit on my queen's face
I also looked at the Sun a lot when I was a kid with binoculars that I don't know what that did
But that's very easy target to kill. I feel that I look at the lights during church. Oh
That's awesome. He's trying to go to burn
My eye and then I'd play with the like after image
That's awesome.
Yeah, probably.
Probably definitely didn't help.
Happy Pride.
I should, I was just wondering about it.
Yeah, I'm somewhat colorblind, but not really.
I just disassociated in church, and imagine Pokémon breaking out of the wall.
Oh shit!
Oh damn.
I went to a Catholic school, so we had to be in church like three times a week, and I would just disassociate hardcore.
core
guys we got to get creative on the
okay I'll be I'll be more out in the open
start forming statues and shit out of us yeah
I've been created I'm going on her though to redeem myself
thank you
no I'm very creative
I'm like
I'm gonna paint myself as you for memory ready
Center quick just in a real quick. Yeah, I have an idea. Okay, we just did wait
Do you want to do that next to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I can help. Okay
How do I move up and down? Oh space and control. I
Don't know if I'm gonna do the horns. I'm gonna I'm gonna have to like kind of like
Hold on. I'm working as fast as I can here. Wait, you're gonna move over. Do you know? I think over here
like that
Do you see
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, I mean that.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
You have pink eyes too, so it's like a girl.
And then you got a little little pointy ears going on.
Shit.
I feel like I adjust roughness and nothing happens.
Yeah roughness kinda not.
And shiny, like neither one does anything for me.
Your bangs?
You test the two brush modes, they do different things.
Brush modes?
Yeah, apparently. Where?
There's the 3D brush and then, I don't know, hang on.
What was the most I'm going on for her? She's got the tail
The tail the tail
The radio brought a mouse tail. Yeah, they're
Oh my god, it's just so fucking difficult to get to this spot that I want
Okay, what do you think this is?
No, no, no, no, no.
I can make it work.
Mark, right now, how'd you know?
What are you doing?
You dressed the same?
We're not.
We dressed as each other.
Oh.
Yeah, we dressed as each other.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Oh my god.
You like mine though?
Yeah, I'm gay.
Yeah, we know.
You can do the back.
You can do the back.
You can do my back though.
I'm gonna go and get some pita and then I'm just gonna go right here.
You're like gradient and shit.
What the fuck is this?
What are you looking at Boots?
You're freaking me out, you're stressing me out.
I gotta go see what everybody else is.
I beefed mine, but I'm accepting my fate.
Why does the bubble all fucking green?
Hey man, I have horrible news for you.
You can literally fucking just anywhere.
Why is it so green?
That scared me.
I saw you!
I saw you.
Oh my god.
You like my outfit?
Yeah, it's good. I'm bone. I like it looks exactly like him. It is exactly what boomers
I wasted half my time getting on the spot. Yeah
I painted myself real dumb, but I like it
I'm really I'm really antsy I'm emotionally attached to how I did it you guys are pissing
me off because that's exactly like what I was thinking originally and then I decided
to different spot entirely that's so oh my god what I like about this spot is that
technically I can move to a lot of different places and it would still work oh my god
That's so smooth.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You were honors!
You were honors!
You were freak!
You were honors!
You were freak!
That was the best.
Oh!
Oh!
No!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I did so good!
I did so good!
Hey man, I don't think I should be carrying this right now, dude.
You're a boss!
I did so good!
Did I texture everything, bro?
I will say, Mouse didn't make direct eye contact with me at one point.
Me?
You absolutely did.
And I went full clench, because I am not hitting well.
whatsoever.
Alright, can I get a hand?
I have like my...
You can't see me.
Okay, that's a really good fucking hand.
John, see me.
Wait, how do I see... If I'm spectating around, how do I see people go like...
Hey, boom. Hey, boom.
Can I press a button?
Yeah.
X-ray.
It's good.
Can I like...
Can I like...
people from like spectating yeah hit um five and then four you don't have to hit four if you hit five
and then left click right click it'll like oh i see i see oh i see it are any of you green can you
you just be honest and come out I love your outfit just by the way I'm very
you playing as moon oh I can see that all right what are you a hand I'm really
sad you did you respond a woman did I I don't remember talking a woman what did
say to earlier I didn't hear I didn't hear yeah I'll give you a hint she's
orange she's bright orange
Hey
Dude, I didn't get a point where I'm like
I'm a woman with a deep voice
Oh, now say two of me
I think I randomly picked
Now it's my turn to draw moose
I don't know what to say.
So sorry, there you go.
It has to be orange.
Orange.
Orange.
Wait, look at what?
I had to get out of the shot.
I had to get out of the light because it changed the color.
What the heck?
This is not orange.
I know, it shows as peepie color.
And then that, and then that, and then this, and then this.
And then this.
There you go.
Shine myself.
Oh
I'm shy myself
Indoor.
Little pink nose.
I'm pretty happy with that.
What's showing, is the book crack showing?
Oh shit, why?
Sorry.
What?
Why?
It's funny that you drew a book crack in boobs because I did that too.
Did you have a book crack in boobs for me too?
Let me see your booty.
Boom.
And a heart on the head.
Boom.
Whatever.
I love you.
Free cam over to me.
Heart on your head cause I love you.
How do I do that?
Those are wonderful.
I told you.
You like those?
Yeah.
I'm not as perfect as you.
Yes you are.
I love it.
Dude I love my abs.
I love my abs.
At least you gave me underwear.
You're just free balling it.
Your butt cheeks are out.
These are your butt.
We think I like it.
Look at your butt.
My butt cheeks.
Oh god they're loose you're like a hider you don't like being an open I'm not
confident you're lying in who me or you know egg oh let me see egg is really good
at hiding but like yeah well it is that you're gonna prop on they're playing like
it's prop one I want to play I actually do like eggs though yeah eggs is really
good at this I why are they quiet though are you good it reminds me of that clip
of that guy that he plays prop one and like he's always winning those are
Crazy things
Yeah, me too
Yeah
Oh, I'm sorry egg. Oh
This is the cap done. Oh
Mine's kind of evil, so I'll come out if you guys don't find me after a while. You're not already out pride month
That's crazy. Oh my god. It's literally the other place. I was gonna go
That's crazy
I'm so glad we picked the kitchen in this map.
Yeah.
Okay, well, there is no fucking kitchen, so.
You have a unique fun way of like, having food.
How'd you shut the fuck up?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I was still talking.
Uh-oh.
I'm- I'm stopping by talking now.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
I feel like- I feel like I'm checking all of these, because I'm like...
Yeah?
Yeah, because it's like...
I think what's hard is you have to be thorough in, like, plain sight, and then, oh, come on.
I feel like I could just, like, start shooting, but I'm like, I want to, like, I feel like that's cheating.
That was clever, you know.
Here's what I'll say. If you found me, you could probably find me.
I want to say one of you has stared me directly in the eyes one inch away.
Really?
I mean I've been in the same area for the past 10 seconds.
Maybe it's me, not for the right idea.
That's crazy.
Nope!
Just spell it out for her, is that what you want there, G-Mart?
That's what you deserve.
Whatever happened to the penis coming?
I have no allegiances once I'm dead.
What the fuck?
You ratted me out literally last year.
Yeah, you little- you little snitch.
I heard that!
What?!
Oh, my god.
So Boon was just the worst version of me, but he lived so much longer.
He was the worst version of me!
I literally was the worst version of me!
Dude, I fucking heard that.
I heard that. Where was it?
I can give you what I gave when I gave mouse the clue I was watching buff
I was like, oh yeah mouse has the right idea
When it whistled it was so loud I was like it has to be here
Yeah, that's
I heard you heard a way to wake me up
Oh you I thought you found me and then you just walked away and then Malzahar just like got stuck staring directly at me and jump staring at me for like a solid 15 seconds and I'm just like
Oh god damn
What the hell
Holy
Holy
That's crazy
I am ready, I'm ready to kill
Cinema
Soon I need to kill you guys. Are we ready to play a hop-up?
We have to okay. Well did you yeah? Yeah, are we ready to play? I'm ready. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I like your tail. Oh, that's my candy balls, but oh
I just wanted to turn around see if you guys are all right. Oh, I thought oh, I thought that was your ass
Yeah, I was just asking to see if you guys are ready.
Oh, alright.
I'm so hungry.
Hungry, a hungry elf has a day as a peanut butter sandwich.
Peanut butter!
Peanut butter...
Yeah!
They let me free you in the play room!
wait mousy we should do this so like you and then wait yes yeah and then
You're like this and then do the same like me. Oh
I see okay, okay, okay
I'm trying to get my like head head in you kept on my head and you just seems me no
No, I like that. Yeah, it looks like me like that. Yeah, and then and then okay, and then I'll do like you like you
I'll fuck my booty hole. Sorry. I didn't do that. Oh my that was perfect. You don't know like me. All right now
No, okay, no legging
Yeah, like this and then
Ready?
And then you kind of get close to me
Oh, okay.
Now?
Like this.
Now?
Okay, I'll call it myself.
Okay, and then you can just probably
Left foot one stop?
No, no, no.
Sit on my left.
Left foot one stop?
Left foot blue.
Make a rectangle move.
I'm trying, but like I can't, like I can't.
I know I sound like I square hold it.
You can hold right mouse to hold your position
and lock it.
There we go.
Oh.
So walk it and then slide in.
So all the way up.
Come closer.
All the way up on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Closer.
My leg is so hot.
Closer?
Not sexy.
OK.
Closer.
It's so hot.
OK.
Like this.
OK.
Now.
You're so hot.
Now follow my lead.
Wait, get your hand.
Wait, get your hand.
Yeah.
Now follow my lead.
Yeah, yeah.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Yeah, what do you think of that, yeah?
Yes.
Or should we do a little less?
Like, maybe 50%?
I followed you, please.
You think?
I think it's fine.
You think it's fine?
Okay, huh.
Wait, what's 80% of the play?
Do 80, actually.
Okay.
That's okay, that's okay.
That's okay.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can rework it a little bit, just a little bit.
yeah 80 or 0.8
move it back a little bit
I'm pretty fucked up
okay wait let's just do it all the way then
if it like does that yeah yeah
we can't have that
really quick boon yeah oh that's your way it's gonna Gina this is gonna Gina
mouse for Gina Gina this is gonna Gina oh violence oh violence it gets my yolk
see your arm yeah okay all right this has to work and if it doesn't I don't
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I think your ass is fat.
Okay, hang on one second.
I love what you guys are doing.
We're geniuses, man.
I have to tell you what I'm doing.
I'm coming to kill.
I'm on my way to kill.
I really like what everybody's done in this round.
I'm really proud of all of us.
proud of all of us. I agree. I'm excited to see you. Wait, Boon, paint your back a little
bit. You see how mine is? Just for authenticity.
I think all I ask is that if you find us, you don't immediately shoot us.
I make no promises.
I won't.
That's really funny.
Do you want to come look at them real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's good.
Oh wait, I see them now.
I was crouched when I went past.
Are you a cry?
I was crouched when I went past. I didn't even look at the top of the table.
It's Iron Mountain and I hugging each other.
That is very good.
I'm so sorry. We should have left you to be honest.
Oh my god, are you...
I feel like that would have been good.
I would have seen the table had I not been crashed when I went past, I was looking under
the chairs.
You're very lucky that it landed directly on top of you.
Alright, I'll go hunter this time.
To be honest, I was in.
Oh, fuck.
That took so much work.
That was really good.
However, that was just telling Gloom to fucking move slightly in a way.
Yeah, I didn't know how to hold still, so I knew what you wanted me to do, kind of.
But I didn't know you wanted me to do that.
I don't know what to do with it.
G-Mart, don't do it.
Don't do what?
Nothing.
The heck?
The heck?
Let's try this.
Let's try this.
Oh.
damn i got all the mines at the time
we'll see
Hey.
Hmm.
OK.
What color is that?
Mmm.
What color is that?
Mmm.
you guys better be hiding in plain sight oh yeah and she liked to know what
they're blowing you know what I'm supposed to be um me I guess yeah the
fucking you supposed to be I don't know you really think that one through did
I'm not going to say anything. You're okay.
Uh...
What?
Okay, good. I'm glad. I'm glad you don't know.
I'm glad you don't know.
What?
Right now.
when I'm gonna need you to look with your eyes
it's gonna be hard to lock in I can't really do either of those things man
oh fuck okay don't do the other thing again we're on the way we doing the
the other thing again. What's so fun? You're, you're already laughing. That means I'm looking
at you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Where are you?
Hmm.
Oh.
That's that's I think you buffed up for at least giving me a I tried to give you like
a shot.
I almost didn't see it.
You said to be white.
You said to be wise, so I was wise.
I think, I think, I think Westpaw was pretty good.
You kept looking at me, you didn't see me.
It was, it was good, only from like,
when I looked at it from the side, it was very stuck out,
but it was just, it was just blue when I was like, huh.
You were made of whistle?
Yeah, whistle.
You made a whistle?
Whistle.
Egg is like price superhin,
so I'm never gonna find her.
Wait, I didn't hear your whistle if you whistled.
What the fuck?
Which way you motherfuckers is like a cabbage or something?
What the average?
Oh, I see egg.
What?
Oh, I see egg.
You walk past me so much, G-Mart.
You walk past me so, so much.
That's fair.
You little egg.
I didn't even realize Mouse was right next to me
until I finished and then I looked out for who she was
and that's why I laughed
because I noticed we were right next to each other.
Give me a whistle.
A whistle.
A whistle?
way you had to like stare at me for a moment you were like well I stand to
give you time to be like ah you're found
I was giving you point
Vod? Vod? Vod?
HAHAHAHA
Hey we were out in the open!
That was good, that was good!
Mine was more lined up and then I fucking moved, cause I tried to swap my free camera.
And your defense, your ass was in my face more than your face was looking at me.
Damn.
I have a gun, G-Mart!
I have a gun!
This is not.
And then you kind of look like.
Why is it yellow?
Why is it yellow?
This.
I
Yeah
What
I have no idea where you're at buddy.
I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me.
They hate me dude, they all hate me dude.
I don't even see you, buddy.
Good.
That's exactly what I want.
Well, I mean at least I would see your name
But I don't
Can explode
Oh, I see you. I like that. Yeah, that's good
You're packing heat, aren't you, you see?
And your nips?
You like your nips?
Yeah.
Yeah, you look good, right?
Yeah.
Where are you guys?
Could be a whole balloon or
What's in your pocket or you just have it as Amy?
Can't be anything
Listen, I just thought you needed an ego boost while we're getting a gun, you know
Yeah
I appreciate it. Yeah, no problem. No problem. Somebody give me a whistle
Only if you're like brave
I whistled
That's concerning
Oh, that was so loud right here.
There were so many so at like loud at the same time, it doesn't really help.
Hey. Oh, oh my God.
You saw me move, didn't you?
No, I just heard the whistle vaguely in this direction.
And a lot of people like hiding in the balloon clumps.
So like. I thought it was being clever.
Balloons are tried and true.
I thought I loved being caged.
Well, who was that?
GMR, I want you to know I danced around and I was moving while you guys were like joking
right next to me.
I was like, dancing.
Were we looking at you?
I was dancing, I was dancing.
Were we looking or were we looking?
You kind of were.
I think Bok was actually like a knight, I'm sorry.
Next stop whistling.
It's an automatic whistling.
Yeah, sometimes you have to.
Yeah, there are, there are like time whistles.
Yeah, you dumb fuck.
you little sheep where they at sorry sorry aggressive you whistlebunny
asked first he didn't even hear my whistle everything's writing on this guy
everything's writing on this guy dude what oh my god
I was literally dancing while they were right next to me.
You ready? Hold on.
Yeah, you know what? Watch.
Yeah, okay.
Let's get to work.
Wait, hold on. It's gonna be a little weird.
Okay.
Let's get to work.
Wow.
I'll get the lighting better later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel so stupid trying to position my character because it just feels like it's a random
ass directions it's moving.
You can hold right mouse to lock yourself and then you sort of like A and D and it rotates
you based on what you're looking at.
Oh fuck.
Oh dude.
Wait how?
Right mouse to lock your position.
Okay.
Then you can move it around like if you just like you know.
What's the vision here, uh blue eye jumpscare, that's the vision.
I'm trying.
The long crest there, that's the more I think we might have been a little too gung-ho.
No, no, I think it's funny.
Okay, I'll leave it but I don't know how to salvage this
Okay, you're gonna have to bear with me
Perfect.
Am I beautiful now?
You beautiful.
You beautiful.
I got that blue eye jump scare you like it?
I like it.
I like the blue eye jump scare.
I feel good about it.
Is that too much?
Maybe I'll go back.
You're sometimes simple or strong, you know?
Yeah, I like that.
You like my bikini?
I do.
It looks really good on you.
Can you touch up your sides?
Yeah, you got it.
I like how it doesn't cover up your crotch.
That's my favorite part.
It's my over the top zucchini.
Yeah, I like that.
Here, we'll make it.
I like it.
I like it too.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
a mouse went full demon mode for a second
walking in like a million dollars
Boon I think even if we lose at some point I think we've won do you know I mean I've
already won bro I'm all about I'm already running my own mind man it matters to me
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even if our word of blow up right now into a million pieces, I think that'd be okay.
Yeah, I think so too.
I heard them.
I heard them too.
I heard them.
We won, wow, we won, we won
When you wanna know something fucked up
What?
You're getting all the points
Yeah, I know
Well that's because
You are blocking me
I'm popping me
Yeah
I'm popping, bro
The topper always gets the point
Demons, dude
I'll give you a hint
You're gay.
Vivian hit, fuck you.
Oh my god, this is hard.
Yeah, where the hell?
I hate this room.
Yeah, it's, it's, some of these maps are way harder than others because it's just so dense.
Where you're not even looking at textures or objects, you're like looking behind things and stuff, like.
Or you have to check that out.
I know that in this room.
You have to look in like corners and...
Oh, okay.
I gotta look around. Where's everybody else?
I've been so obsessed with my position.
All right, eggs. Pretty good spot.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, where's Bob?
Bob?
Um...
Also...
Pretty good spot.
Ha ha ha.
I think it's working.
By definition.
Well, I'll never find anybody.
Oh no, this one's evil.
Some of them are, yeah, some of them are...
play than others. Shoot everything. Shoot everything honestly.
She hadn't gotten an aerial view. I think we were going to win the whole thing. Yeah,
we were killing it, man. You guys stepped on us, you looked at us. You were walking on
shit look at this shit
I love this game bro, this is like my kind of game
You know what it is you might remember we hit in plain sight during vampire masquerade the egg
It's exactly that it's just like we're civilian hiding again all over again
That's exactly what it is
If you find one of them you probably find both
What the f-
Oh! Oh!
Oh! I got buffed.
There's something- there's one up here somewhere.
Eggie somewhere.
That was a really nice spot though.
Thanks!
Yeah, they're getting cheeky with it.
I heard you.
I heard you.
I heard you whistle.
Wish I- Oh hegi whistle! I heard you whistle.
I reckon I hegi whistle.
Oh haha haha. I'm not expecting this egg to be like, oh!
What was that?
Dude, Egg and I had the same idea, holy shit.
It was on the ceiling. On the underneath of the stairs.
Oh, this is like buffed at a different spot!
This game is so fun.
Thank you.
I love this game.
I love this game.
I like art.
I like art.
I like art fun.
I like drawing.
I like doodling.
I like drawing.
I like art fun.
That was good.
This is good.
This is like edging, but like the best part of edging where you have to pee after
one.
Ten people love it.
It won't be crazy.
Yeah.
That won't be crazy.
But did anyone take bets on my guess on what would happen to Haruka?
No, but if I owe you money, you did win.
I told you! I told you!
I knew it!
E.P. Girl!
She's an E.P. Herobrine.
You guys, we can do the next one more.
One more!
Another!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Walkin' in like I own the fuckin' place.
Well, look who it is.
Woo, yet again.
Ooh, and I'm like running around trying to like
come up with a spot that would need.
It's us.
We're not gonna get lucky,
and that was really good.
Me, you and me, both of us together.
Keep singing.
That's all I got.
Keep singing.
It's just one Mike Wazowski reference.
That's it.
Mike Wazowski.
Mike Wazowski.
Could I be this?
It's too much work to just draw something every time.
Oh my god, I was thinking the same thing.
Do it.
I wonder if you should...
Yeah, I'll do it right here.
Okay, how do we...
See, that's what I was...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I like...
Wait, wait, wait.
And then raise up...
No, no, you can like float yourself up.
No, I think you like float...
I think you like, do like I'm doing.
Oh, I see.
And then, yeah, and then we, uh-uh, like, leave it.
Do you like it?
Perfect.
Wait, maybe like, like do some micro adjustments,
but like, I think it's, yeah, yeah, I like that, I like that.
Whoa.
Oh, and maybe you say like that, and then I'll go like this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see the, I see the vision.
Perfect.
Great.
Nothing has changed.
Nothing.
I got it.
Don't even have to draw.
Amazing.
Now I'm going to do a little detailing.
Oh wait, you know what? I can do that too.
Actually, I got this.
Okay.
You think? I think I'm gonna be good.
Wait, hold on.
No, not that.
No, not that.
Ew, what?
the fuck yeah yeah black I was trying to make a dark color
I wanted to do this there we go like a little like this no I like you're
detailing did you oh okay I shot you in those exact same places as you made
those dots and I thought for a second I was shooting you
working with my blood oh I don't know about this one you're like Patrick
I don't know if you guys got Patrick cheeks you got Patrick cheeks
Boon?
Patrick's cheeks.
He's fine? Okay, he's fine.
My Patrick's cheeks.
Patrick's cheeks.
Egg.
I'm gonna make myself kiss myself just for you, okay?
Yeah, just a little bit of pee.
Just a little bit of pee.
There we go.
Interesting.
That looks like a swatch of pee or pubic hair.
Someone tell me when I come past them.
It's possible to jump over there.
It looks like...
Hmm.
I'm cut out.
I'm sorry.
Because I cut off her because I made it.
It'll be good.
Because it cut out right as I put it down, so I don't know what it looked like.
Also looks like a censored VP.
Yeah, I'm really thinking you need to get it over to your crack though.
Okay, fine.
As much as I love your crack.
Okay.
Bless you.
Angle!
Bless.
Alright, maybe I'm over-
Angle!
I thought this was a bonus, 782.
Uh oh, looks like
AHHHHH
That was real clean as a third eye in the penguin
I like that, that was really good
I got a little creative with it
That means they are not in this room
What do you mean?
You were flying, I know
But I gotta be funnier from that perspective
Cause I'd get more sight points of us
Oh man, she is farming
I think for me the most fun is to see how if I can get past a thousand then I've won like mentally
She's crazy
You guys have never got a fine egg.
Egg!
Hey, look at the other spot, sorry chat, hold on, I'll do that.
Uh...
Egg...
Don't worry about it.
Oh, I see.
Egg, you're really fucking evil with your hiding spots, you're like so fucking evil, you know that?
I'm just an insurance policy, I was worried everyone else would get caught.
I want no egg, we're not in our room.
Egg is a freak.
I would be meaner to egg if egg didn't invite me, I'd be so much meaner.
I can't be mean to my friend.
You just turned around and I saw your little penis for a second.
You like my penis?
Oh yeah.
Oh, look at that.
You like it?
Is it good?
Yeah.
Nice penis.
Nice penis.
Nice cock.
Nice cock.
Nice cock.
I think egg might be upstairs, but like on that side.
I might be.
I'm gonna listen, gonna listen.
Talk to me.
Oh, mmm.
Mmm.
This is hard.
Mmm.
Mmm.
you just start shooting and no one goes
just stand just stand
that's the first time I've seen somebody that's concerning
interesting brace for whistle
brace for whistle
it's definitely this way
oh no!
we're rushing!
he was right here in the corner
oh
pretty good
that was a good fight
kinda helps for me
it's sometimes necessary
I'll go hunt them
It's always mouse
Are we getting another one?
You're streaming and you guys are streaming
I'm going to do another one
I can do one more
One more
Someone else get up there
I don't want to do it again
Me and Mouse
I'll see the movement
You see the colors
No one's going to move
Only if they do they're dead
Yeah.
Pack hunting, pack hunting.
Like, if there was a wooly mammoth moving around,
I could find it and it's a wooly mammoth.
Oh, this is a new place.
This is a new place.
OK, I'm going to make buff-pups from memory.
Oh, OK.
I'm going to make boon from memory.
You might not be OK.
I'm going to make boon.
What did I do?
You want to come here and die?
I don't know how to make white people.
OK.
You don't know how what?
I'm gonna have to do some, like, oh, that's not right, how to fuck?
Maybe it's just the lighting.
What the fuck?
Why does it look like that?
There's not enough time to think about why it looks like that.
I thought my spell was boring so I'm looking for a new one that's more interesting, wait
I think I found one that could work.
That was really good.
That was really good.
Um, what this makes no sense?
Yeah, how do you turn off shadows for Fanting again?
V1 Pigment.
Okay.
Oh.
I think I got the best spot going on here.
I think I cooked with this one.
I'm excited to see after I'm done painting.
I think you'll really like it.
Hi, bet I will
Bop I read
YELLOW!
Hey guys!
Do you like it?
Oh wow, this is really good though.
You like it?
Oh I love this, I love this, I love this.
YELLOW!
Buff your meat by the way.
Oh I should, I love it.
I look like a feral woman.
You know this is definitely what you want.
I love it.
All right, ooh, smells really like my spot.
Let me look for you.
So bad.
How do I fix this?
It's so bad.
Yeah, you like that?
Do you like it?
Wait, I saw Gamer.
I'm looking for you.
So bad.
Oh, and you just have to hit five,
and then you left the crack.
Oh my god, you are evil.
You like it?
Dude, I feel like this one's going to be hard,
because it's like a lot of, like, where's?
Oh my god.
Oh, that's a lot of, like, the feet.
You're not fighting.
Oh my god.
You like it?
You like it?
Sorry!
You like it?
Wait, where are you?
Get out of free camera and just go back and forth.
Dude, this is all like painted shiz.
This is gonna be hard.
So hit five, don't hit four,
and hit left click, right click,
and you'll cycle between players.
Oh, fuck.
You like it?
You are so funny.
That is so good you guys are doing yeah do you like mine yours is great. Oh, I'm yours. Holy
Yeah
How many areas
Best spot I've ever seen
You didn't look at me a lot buff
I would have been looking at me open as much as I was
Okay, but I want you to know I am the weakest link. Oh, no, I am I am I am everybody hiding I'm the weakest link
You can't even see me I I kind of feel bad, but I'm not like super hidden. I just painted it. Well, uh, that's pretty cheeky
Is it is it a little cheeky? It's really good, but it's very cheeky. Okay
Yeah, it's about crazy
For my dubious crimes, yeah, I wish I would have picked a better spot for mine, but
I
Wanted to be known the chat was giving me a lot of shit for my spot
So stupid
Oh, this one would have been good too.
G-Mart's is really fucking funny.
G-Mart's is not funny.
G-Mart's killing me.
It's worked way too well.
That's what's fucked me up.
But every time they looked at me, they looked at me at the wrong angle where they should have seen me.
God, that's so fucking funny.
Because that's the biggest thing, is that like, literally these only work from like one angle.
Yeah.
Yeah, BUFFS ASSHOLE!
No!
That's crap.
Yeah, I had a place for that.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
Watch past me.
I'm like, yeah.
If it didn't whistle, I wouldn't have found you.
There's no way.
If it was whistled, it's really, I don't know, it's good and bad.
I think it's important to help people narrow down.
Yeah.
I think it's funny being found, you know?
Yeah.
I don't necessarily want to live till the end of the round.
I want you to find me, I want you to find me and see how what I did.
I'm just gonna be a little cheeky.
I just want to be a little cheeky.
It might work.
This was fun! I like it!
This was fun! I like it!
It's a fun little game! I like it, I like it, I like it.
I like it, I like it, I like it!
a
and
I'm gonna go back to my good again.
Okay, have fun.
What the...
What?
How's the weather?
I'm calling Connor.
I'm not going to answer clearly happening.
Hmm...
Where's the, uh...
That was fun, I like that game.
Well, I like the game a lot. Where's...
Wait...
Sorrel fucking messes me.
To play the game.
Where is it? Oh, here it is.
He wants to play Mega Chameleon...
I don't think I can do Thursday.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, I thought you muted that for a second.
I thought you muted it because you didn't reply.
How you doing?
How'd you climb?
I muted it.
How you doing? How's your plan?
It was good. Yeah. Yeah
How's the game?
It was fun, I want you to play it
It looked like a prop hunt kind of thing prop one, but you paint yourself
That sounds fun. Yeah, you should have played with us
Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I got a little busy.
You never want to play with me.
What do you mean? I've been waiting to play with you.
You never want to play games with me.
I literally have been waiting to play with you today.
You don't want to play with me.
This is lies and fabrication that you've made.
I've been waiting. How long have I been live for?
Oh, it's too busy.
One hour fifteen. I've been waiting.
You hate me.
What are you yapping about, Missy?
Missy?
You're gonna play!
I guess I could have played for like the past hour, but I was like, nah, I'd rather play.
One more play.
What? In the future. We got dying light.
In the future.
Don't you want to play dying light though?
Yes.
I've been having a lot of fun with dying light, so...
So it says I love this portion of mouse and Connor this is a lot of people's favorite parts of the streams
Yeah, people love when we just talk
People leave when we stop playing the game
That's true
So bad
No, it's kids we stop fighting each other and we stop playing me
That's true. You stop fighting.
Your master is picking fights with me.
I'll fight with you then.
No, no, no. Don't do that.
Fight with you, I'll fight with you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I do yay yours is a yours improving I think it's improving that's got to be
someone he said like plot out all of the those and then we can see the overall
you know like duration of all mouse monkeys we need a scientific approach
dude I saw this Instagram where this there's this German guy who cuts bread
and he measures the cup and he gets like really excited about it what he
measures every like side of the bread to see the deviation of the cut on each angle.
And it's something like, he goes, yeah, today's the I'm very excited because we're going to see how
much we can cut the bread perfectly. And then he cuts it. He's like, oh, today's very tough. We
have a very grainy, very grain bread. And then he cuts it. And then he uses a calipers to measure
each side, like each corner to see how his cut was, like if it's like 10 millimeter on one
inside. It's 12. It's a deviation of two millimeters.
What the heck?
And he goes, this is super good. Only one millimeter deviation
today.
That is crazy.
It's great.
Interesting. I guess they like that sort of thing.
Well, there's a lot of people in Germany that I think
um
That uh, that uh, how do I say that I have certain levels of love for bread
Yeah, I realized that if I enjoyed the short in its entirety that perhaps I I also am
Um a part of the demographic
I see
What's like that german show where they they're like see who can cut things in half the best
who's in there no they'll have like a pretzel or a banana or something and
they'll they'll see who can cut it perfectly like 5050
5050 yeah like you gotta like you get an item and you have to see you know maybe
the item is asymmetrical so cutting it 5050 is kind of tough I think there's a
website you can do this too
that's why I'm not good at the Mario Party game
yeah?
yeah, cause I can't do it
what is it called?
where's it, where's the...
someone made this game, I forgot
I don't know
there was a game
there is, Pete played it
it's pretty fun
the game is cool
I don't know what it's called, what is it called chat?
Cuttle. Cuttle?
Is it?
Cuttle. Yeah, this is what it was. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you see it?
Uh...
I'm googling it.
Cuttle. It's a cut alley.
So I have to cut the shape perfectly in half. Inside, start cutting.
But see it's like dragon like cut it perfectly and ha
I don't
So I guess maybe it'd be like
Like that?
No!
I was pretty bad
Damn
And then see you can do like different days
Wow that's a tough one
Oh
Oh I'm washed bro
you tried it wait how do you do this cut the seed probably in half so you drag
to drag one half
I'm getting worse I'm getting what I'm stopping I'm getting worse at this
oh 64 36 oh my god 64 30 say are you even trying all right what do you get
reload yeah reload maybe oh you went that way where that's smart I went the
other way yeah you try to get perfectly half on each side doesn't let me I
I guess you can only do it one time.
Oh yeah, probably.
Oh.
Well, you can try again tomorrow.
I will try again tomorrow, and I will do it.
Try again tomorrow.
Freaking try again tomorrow.
Freaking try again tomorrow.
42.50 something for you, whatever.
How was your game?
What else?
You played other games, too, right?
Yeah.
How'd it go?
Type.exe
You know what, it looked like the Windows screen save, but what was that game?
It's like you're going inside your computer and you're in your computer and you're fixing your computer from the inside.
Okay.
And it's all old Windows stuff.
I mean that sounds good.
Yeah, that's pretty cool I think.
I think so.
She's playing two games earlier. Nice.
Um, what else we have to.
Uh, and then I played the
Mecha, Mecha, Chameleon game.
Okay, nice.
And that was fun.
Is that a game you want to play again or is it like a one and done?
No, I want to play it again.
The idea was like it.
Yeah, I want to play the, the Mecha Chameleon game again.
That's right and Bill Gates is there in the dark thinking about the way screens
One day
Oh, I try and find each other. Yeah
I'm down. That's not fun. I do 1v1 you me
I'll crush you. I
Might crush you. I was the greatest of hide and seek
Yeah, but I'm small
Yeah, you were relying on your small stature whereas I had I should be creative and I locked in
I'm too tired, dog. It was me today.
No, no, why are you tired?
I'm tired. I took Benadryl.
Wake up!
I took Benadryl!
Oh, oh.
What?
Oh, I see. Do I see?
So you have, um, you have, is there the one that gives you autism?
Oh, it's the one that makes you see the hat man.
I ordered new Mousy Gems.
Just in case the chat wasn't sure that was a judge.
I'm so excited to get it.
Oh yeah, dude, I heard about this.
I veeved.
What?
I heard about this Hamman thing.
What about that? What have you heard about the Hamman?
Like, people would like...
Cause you can like, overdo something, right?
Like, it's pretty dangerous if you don't take the prescribed amount, right?
Oh, yeah?
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with like,
any...
any medications generally and people would like I guess people would take a
way more than they were supposed to yeah and people would report that they would
see a man in a hat in the room I think this is like shared psychosis like
people just saying they saw it and they're like yeah I saw it too I mean I
meet that I mean with that man very often you do not meet with that man
You've never seen the hat man.
We have mediums.
You take the prescribed amount,
because you're a good person
who follows orders from the doctor.
I do, but I still see him.
You do not see the hat man.
And I see him all the time.
Who are you to say?
Have you ever seen him?
No, I've not seen the hat man.
I don't, I don't,
the only medication I take is for balding.
Bleh.
Why are you laughing at me for that?
This is the toupee man.
The toupee, I see the fucking,
The Turkish surgeon waiting for me.
I see the fucking Turkish guy.
Bald!
Tell me, come to Turkey Connor.
The hair transplant's waiting.
Would you get a hair transplant?
No.
No, why?
No, I'd rather give up at that point.
Really?
I'd rather go bald than do that.
That just feels like too much.
You're just afraid of the procedure.
Yeah, exactly.
Like my worry of getting flying to a foreign country
to get a hair transplant, a pretty invasive surgery,
is way greater than my fear of being bald.
I'm sure you can get a hair transplant in other places.
Oh, yeah, you can.
I mean, I just, again, like the whole idea of having,
it's not that invasive.
I mean, it's, you get your fucking,
your head is bleeding like fucking crazy.
They stab your head like so much.
I'm sure they know me through your head.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
I mean, for me, it's just like that's,
like I'm fine with it.
I'm like, I'm not saying you shouldn't do it.
It's just for me, it's, I don't,
I would rather go bald than do it.
That's how much I don't like surgery.
Well.
So for me, the fear of having a surgery
is way worse than going bald.
oh yeah you have that homophobic disease I don't I'm not okay I don't have a
homophobic I'm I've hemophilia which makes any surgery like 10 times okay I'm
homophobic on Pride Month too obviously like me getting like a surgery like
that is such a difficult like procedure to add on so you know combine that with
My hatred of the gays, it becomes very difficult.
I see.
I wouldn't want a man touching my head, you know.
It's not right.
To be honest, he's British after all.
So, yeah, I'd rather just go bold.
Drop this.
Like if you can't fucking make a very obvious joke, then what's the point of fucking me being here?
What can you talk about?
Um...
I feel like the only people who would ever want to take it in...
uh, negative sense...
would be doing it non-ernist and would find any other reason to...
you know, dislike you or me.
Bro.
I don't think it matters, you know?
Um, so I'm really worried about that too much to be honest with you.
Real.
Dude, as a man you should love me.
Fuck, he's got a point.
Is that pig saying that?
No, that was a random shadow.
So I'm gonna random, I should pay some respect.
I should pay some respect.
It's Iron Wolf.
With Kaho made you do it for a video.
Cause we do a lot of stuff that I wouldn't normally agree to do for a video.
God dude cupping scarred me, bro.
I'm mentally scarred after that.
I never wanted to do something like that ever again.
Is that every time I go on Twitter, I see
pics posting about you being gay.
Pics is so real for that.
Pics is so real for that.
Pics keeping it down, bro.
Pics is keeping it down on Twitter.
I'm scared to watch that gata video.
You should watch it and then I said that he didn't commit.
What do you mean I didn't shave my beard?
You didn't shave your beard one, you didn't wear nails.
They didn't offer the nails, I would have done the nails.
You had to have nails on.
I don't think they offered that, but I would have done the nails.
clear if they told me to shave I would have but I was not told to so I didn't
we should have done it anyway
buff says it's because of the homophobia I think yeah I don't think it is
you're homophilia literally means you love the gaze no no yeah I have yeah
homophilia I love the gaze that's the problem it's literally everyone you
You should have made it the other way around. Thank you Shadow for saving me.
Maybe it's like it's Pride Month, I swap.
Like all the brands are used to.
But they don't do that anymore. The brands don't swap anymore. They're tired of pretending.
They don't pretend anymore.
They don't pretend. I miss that, bro. I miss when they used to pretend.
They're all in me.
Swapping the cocky on my- buff what the hell? And why do I keep highlighting your messages?
I was in a burp laugh
What was I going to say?
I forgot
Yes?
Yes?
I forgot
What were you going to say?
Yes?
I forgot
You forgot again
Oh I fucking forgot
Always forgot
Well how are you going to fall?
You've got six hours today!
for gore always for going well how are you awful you got six hours today already
god damn my streamer my go you don't even know you went you actually went
live impressed you know you didn't even mean to you're just like what's up chat
not that she talks to chat even when she's not live I do pretend like I
talk to chat when I'm not alive what's up guys I'm live do you do treadmill yeah
how long you do 40 minutes my go my go 40 minutes yeah fine incline I didn't do
incline I did speed up oh what was the speed I go I go every every few minutes
I go up by one.
Zero point one?
Yes.
What do you start at?
I start at one.
So it's pretty mass per hour right?
I guess.
I think it's a mass per hour.
So it's one mile per hour.
It's pretty fast.
And then you go up by point one each time.
That's a pretty good pace to be honest.
Yeah.
That's like maybe you're doing 2k.
That's pretty fast.
Like every section of the lap I go up by one.
are you doing laps? yeah i do four laps.
mouses per hour. that's good yeah. you did a mouse per hour.
you can do like four laps.
yeah? yeah.
you need four laps? yeah.
i wonder if it's doing... is it doing like a track? yeah.
like a like an olympic track? yeah it's like a track.
So if you do four laps you're doing about a mile right? Yeah you're doing a mile.
I'm like at the pace I go I'm just very shy a little mile now.
That's pretty fucking cool. That's pretty cool. What you should do is you should look
like on Google Maps and see like what's near you within a mile and then you can be like
yeah I could walk there. Oh shit let me dock myself.
well no don't don't shab I mean to yourself like that's fun whatever I walk
like a shit on or like when I swim when I see some of the mile away I'm like
eggs from the the two of us from the yeah cuz you swim I do swim every week I
do so I'm gonna get a little better too oh yeah yeah I do a PB PB the last two
times I went so that's pretty hype I was I was happy for that I did my PB last
week hell yeah well I mean not every week is the PB the PB'd yeah PB'd
that's the best oh sure is that like a goal you're looking towards or you just
I keep doing it just be consistent.
I want to be able to walk for one hour.
I think that's possible.
And maybe your treadmill does that thing because a lot of them shut off after an hour too.
That's pretty beast when you do that.
The treadmill's like, I can't, I quit.
On to one hour.
Almost every day.
He beats personal best. He beats personal best, bro.
You get almost every day. I mean, not every day, but most days.
Well, if you walk an hour, that's better than a lot of people.
Yeah, that's true. I think a lot of people in a lot of places don't walk that much.
I want to walk a lot. Walking is good for you.
Yes. I hopefully one day you can be showing to, you're showing to really good for you too.
Really, I need to learn how to swim first all right, it's pretty
It's easy
It's pretty sick because it feels like you're moving the fucking earth around you I
Want to feel like it's pretty sick pretty sick pretty cool
It's very good as well because you it's like non-impact exercise on your joints
So it doesn't, because like running can hurt your knees or strain your ankles.
Other workouts can kind of like, you know, fuck up joints or, but the
swimming's just really, really good.
Very, very good for joint health.
Yeah, it's amazing.
It's really, really good for you.
Problem is getting a pool is not easy.
A lot of the people in the pool, I go to, they like walk in the pool.
like there's a there's a there's a walking section where they like raised the
flap like the floor there's like a scaffolding and then everyone just like
walks it's really cool like a lot of the there's a lot of elderly people do it
but a lot of young people did it too they just walk because it's good for
your joints apparently a friend of ours who does like iron men's and stuff he
says that he goes in the pool and walks backwards and apparently he swars
by these walk backwards apparently he says it's amazing for your legs and
stuff so that's why so yeah supposedly it's very good for you to do that so I
hear the name there's someone else
Yeah, you get the joints strong so you can easily do it.
Yeah.
Oh, that'd be cool.
That'd be cool to see.
Mouse in two years.
Athlete.
Athlete, Mouse.
I think they said my sister said that she knows the difference when I'm walking.
Really?
more kind of difference oh well you would get you would just said you're right
you're getting way more comfortable yeah I'm studying and I and I don't like shuffle
my feet oh that's that's huge I think even me even me 40 minutes on the
I've been trying to not stop shuffling.
One month and a half, I'm paying granola.
Well, you worked out today.
Huh?
You worked out.
Yeah.
I'm having granola crunchies.
I've been trying to run, but I can't.
I hate running so much.
I hate it so much.
No matter how much I try and do it, I'd never find it fun and I hate it every moment of it.
Does it hurt you?
I just every every aspect of it. I fucking despise it
I'm running bad for you
It could be bad for your joints. Yeah, well
Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to train for a triathlon
So I have to learn how to do it, but it's fucking awful. Wait, what you're training for a triathlon
Yeah, yeah, that's why I've been swimming a bunch. What are you doing a triathlon?
No, not decided yet. I'm just trying to do it
I
Know I told you now it's not like looked in I'm just trying to do it
Like I'm just trying to train right now until I feel it like okay. I'm good to like fully extend it
For video personally, I was just personally not for a video. I just want to do it
I wasn't told this yet. Well, yeah, cuz I'm just doing it for me. I'm looking at first frame
but it's quite a lot you do quite a lot of stuff for it you have to swim 1.5k
you have to run 10k and then you have to cycle 40k all in one go it's quite a
lot yeah yeah the only part I have trouble with is the run I can't run
10k right now I can't do that but the other two easy the cycling very easy I'm
not trying to like race well either I just want to finish it but right now I
don't think I can do it so I can't run problem is there's others time limits
they don't let you take too long with everything for safety reasons so like
You're only allowed most of them will only let you swim for like an hour max, which isn't the problem because
I'm able to do that in like 30 minutes right now
I'll try this one. I can do 5k 5k is fine. It's just when I get past 5 my body starts to massively deteriorate. I
Think my ass is too huge
It's like trying to run with like a beanbag pillow, it's ridiculous
Like imagine strapping a bean bag to your your lower waist. That's what I'm trying to do, you know
So it's kind of hard
It's this is things I need to consider
Why
Nothing
Well, you can't believe I got a fucking bakery. I got the whole bacon's dozen right here
in there we towards them sitting down nothing no if I stand up the chat is
even like that I see it I mean look I mean you stand out and told me I can't
get out I can't I can't get out I see I can't even get out of the chair it
It doesn't even let me out.
You can't break your seat.
So yeah, it's real, real problems.
You stuck our stuck man.
Is that a home in chair?
Yeah dude.
Home in chair.
I'm getting my warranty out of it.
What's up, sorry?
Home in chair.
But yeah, it's been fun. It's fun though. Whenever Mouse does a workout, I'm like inspired to do a workout too. I'm like, fuck it, I gotta match. I can't be bested by Mouse.
What? What does that mean?
I can't let Mouse beat me. Freak.
What? It's good competition.
Mouse is like, I'm literally trying to survive and I'm like, I'm in a fucking competition here.
Yeah, I'm like I gotta fucking I gotta destroy mouse. I need to win this competition
Well, I feel like it's bad like if you walk 40 I should be able to run 40 but I can't right now
So I'm trying to like I'm trying to try to get to that but I can't do that right now
So you're you're mocking me
But you're mocking me right now. I need to catch up. You can never let me have success
What do you mean you are having success?
No, because you always have to one-up me.
Uh, now I'm trying to one-up, I'm trying to catch up.
I'm trying to simply match the greatness that I'm witnessing.
I see.
So, I guess that's okay.
See, it's pretty good.
Hmm, I don't know.
Pretty good.
I don't want to try to mod. I will. You'll never do it.
Um...
Carl and I are making up fake adversaries.
Oh, I have to make competition.
Well, I have to make competition to motivate myself.
Although, I can't be motivated.
And these frivolous things like just do it because it's fun.
I just can't do that.
That's not an interesting thing.
Okay, buddy, sit down.
Okay, I am sitting down.
I can't get out of my chair.
Look, what am I to remind you again?
I can't even you know it's permanently attached. I try to jump and it doesn't come out. Okay, boy. You're okay
You're gonna bust your ass right? Hmm. I'm not gonna I won
Well try the eject button dude. We need a crowbar
I'm gonna get a cup of tea and then we can start playing video games you want to
no okay yes yes but I need to swap to my in-ear your phone so I'll do that I
gotta swap to my really freaking cool iPhone today once talking about all the
time. Uh, then we're gonna come
to you. So, I'll be right back.
Okay.
Oh, brother. I'll be right back.
This guy's saying.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Well, there's so many things in
your eyes. Yeah, it's called
eyes.
Have you ever seen a magnified
closer picture of your eyeball?
My ball is pretty spooky.
Magn...magn...magnified eye picture.
Pretty spooky.
Protein webs are fun.
Eww!
You have protein webs!
You have protein webs.
Protein web.
These little things at the top where like the pupil is, they're like finger-like and
and they're like finger-like.
They look like little fingers.
If you zoom it in,
they look like little fingers.
It's very fascinating.
I can't unsee that.
Well, that's what your eye looks like, buddy.
That's what's inside your head right now.
That is your eye, your eye looks like that.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me. You see how it is? They're like little fingers.
Stop!
What's wrong?
Scares you?
Does it scare you?
Does it look like thread?
It does kinda look like thread
And then one time I watched a YouTube video of somebody doing eye surgery and that was
crazy to see.
Nope.
I only watched it because my mom was getting eye surgery and I wanted to know what was
gonna happen to her so I watched it. I usually do that when I'm gonna get
surgery if I could. I usually watch the surgery on YouTube and then I won't be
surprised. I know what to expect when I'm getting into when I'm gonna go under.
I
Surgery crazy to see I see what you did there
I'm not scared. You know it doesn't scare me. I don't know why it doesn't scare me
What does it scare you?
Watching surgery be performed
Oh
Not a fan what scares me is not knowing what's gonna happen to me
Yeah, that's very scary. I like to
I was saying chat that if I get a procedure done, I like to go on YouTube and watch it get done
Like my mom had eye surgery and I and I watched the eye surgery get done on on YouTube
So I knew what she was getting into and I watched like my surgeries on YouTube
that I knew what was gonna happen because I get freaked out not knowing what's gonna happen
I get freaked out seeing anything
there's only one thing that freaks me out
was that
it's seeing a beating heart
that seems pretty like fucking metal though
Like that's the only one that kind of like it doesn't freak me out. It just makes me feel strange. Like I feel
Yeah
looking at it
Right
I don't think I can look so sick though. It just makes me feel like weird. Like yeah, it's like unsettling, but I'll watch it
like
Whenever I watch the pit and they share some things and like too much detail
I'm like, at the same time, I can't look away.
Well, it makes you feel you better.
It's not real.
But it looks so real.
That's true.
It does look really real.
And knowing that, like, then that is sometimes what it kind of looks like is
like, oh, yeah, pulsing brain kind of freaks me out, too.
Actually, I remember, like, you know, how babies have like holes in their
head, you can see their brain pulsating.
you can yeah you see it from the hole that brings me out I work in a hospital
in an eye surgery room and they do a lot of cataract surgeries there there's a
small window in the door of the opening room where you can see outside I hate
watching surgery but I can't stop watching because it's interesting oh
my god interesting to see to see of the doctor do stuff it's pretty
Interesting
Looks like
Which thing on the pit
It's the word de-gloving in general
Brought I can't cannot
to not Google. Yeah, I nearly made me throw up when I saw it. I was like, damn, that is
straight up disgusting.
It's one of those things where you never consider that happening ever until you say it.
No.
And you're like, oh my God, that can happen to me. What?
Do not Google de-glove it. You do not Google it, chat. You do not want to see it.
Then I'm like, dude, it's so fucking metal that some people can like do this job and see it and I'm like, yeah, fucking hell do it.
Does it have to do with the skin being ripped off? Yes.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Yes, it's like taking off a glove. Imagine that. But it's your skin.
Your skin is the glove.
Your skin is the glove.
And then you see nothing but muscle and bone.
Which is also probably kinda interesting in some aspects, but I think just like the fact
that it has to be done to a person is like, ahhh.
That freaks me out.
I watched a video on circumcision.
Why did you watch a video on that?
It was recommended to me, but it was like a, it was like a simulated video, it wasn't
a real thing I don't know what to lend it to you. My 4u page is fucking crazy. It was
like an adult circumcision. Male circumcision? Yeah, you have to- I didn't know you can get
a circumcision as an adult male. I did not know that. I did not know that was popular.
I thought like once once like your pee pee is like formed and like if you don't get it done when you're a baby you can't do it
No, no because
I think some some people I
Don't know how true this is someone someone again. Maybe I'm completely correct it
I see you're monkeys in my knowledge being a true
I don't suppose to make sure you keep a head of a disgusting making each your dust of the first
I should I talk about this mouse there is
go on go on oh yay those type of surgeries for third degree ones it's pretty bad looking well
you know yeah parents are supposed to you know clean and help out with you know the force game
And teaching you?
Yeah, so that you you know you have to like pull it back so that it you know
And if you don't and you like literally never pull it back it
It might be too tough to be pulled back and then you'd have to have the circumcision
Because then all those are just getting infections
Because you know it's not clean
This is very important it can cause issues yeah a lot of parents don't do it because it's like
like yucky but I mean you gotta do it otherwise you know you might have to get an adult circumcision
which is incredibly not good.
I did not know that.
Yeah it's pretty I guess they don't teach you that.
Want a girl have a vagina.
Well yeah I mean but I don't think they teach Paris I don't know.
I don't, I don't know.
Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, as a person who's not circumcised,
I was very confused when I was growing up.
And I was like,
why does one of the penises in the porno look like mine?
Like, that's so weird.
And then I was like, this is so bizarre.
And they didn't mention it.
Why are you laughing?
I didn't understand because nobody explained it to me.
I was like, huh, mine doesn't look like that at all.
I was like, when does, when does mine become like that?
What?
What do you mean?
I'm from the UK.
We don't circumcise people here.
God, you broke her.
Only America today for some reason.
Only for some reason in America
they see a kid and they're like, we got to cut a stick. Fuck, I need to cut this up. It's
only America.
Okay, Jewish people too. Okay, okay. Well, yeah. Well, that's why in the UK, I remember one time
there was we were watching this, we were watching the apprentice, the British version,
and then the guy goes, one of the guy goes, Oh, I'm Jewish.
And then on the show, Alan sugar goes, Oh, show me your cock, then.
I remember asking like my mom, I was like, like, so like 10, I'm like,
what do you mean by that?
My mom was like, Oh,
oh, you know, typically Jewish people get circumcision.
She didn't explain what a circumcision was.
I was like, Oh, sure.
All right.
So yeah, I don't know but yeah generally when I was like I remember I was a kid and I you know
Obviously, you know you would be a bit nefarious and you do everything you can to try and you know
Except all the you know
You maybe watch American pie a little later than you should have and you know you try and watch it
You try and learn all these things and then you would finally watch porn and you'd be like the hell is that?
That's not
That's not my fucking penis. The hell is that?
That's okay. I must left I think
So, yeah, it's such a meaty stream topic like this is a these are adult topics
but the reason why I didn't fucking know for a long time I was like confused I
was like shit I guess I guess it'll probably leave at some point the skin
I don't know I'm just kind of waiting for to fall off I didn't know cuz no one
told me cuz no one spoke about it because everyone was too taboo to
mentioned their penises and I'm pretty sure at one point I was like man I did
they just like pull it really far back is that how they're doing this like the
hell's going on here like maybe it's like you know they've fully they fully
rolled it back that's what's going on they've got some guy back I was talking
about penises and horse skin.
Are you telling people about your penis again?
What is happening?
Oh, I'm not talking about my penis.
I'm talking about penis in media and how I didn't fully
understand because I'd never seen it.
No one would fucking talk about it.
Well, you had to just figure it out yourself.
Yeah.
No, actually, I do have a memory.
I have a memory where there was
some kind of topic going on in biology
and we were talking about it.
And I don't know what the conversation was,
but it somehow got to the word semen, right?
And at this time, I was like, okay,
shit, I've been put in a quick response situation
where I had to make a joke about it
because everyone's joking.
And I go, well, thank God I don't make it.
And they all looked at me like,
what do you mean by that, Connor?
I was like, yeah, I don't make semen
girls make that right and they all go Connor you know you know guys make it
right I was like oh yeah you know I know I said like girls take it from me yeah
that's what I that's what I meant your mom your mom last night so that was
pretty and then I they were they kept roasting me for a while for that oh my
God this is when I was like 11 or 10 maybe I
Only cared about games this time and I still did for the next five years. So I I had no idea
So I was getting fucking grilled for this shit
This is a bit no, this is real. This is real this happened
Okay, I made a boy cry because I saw I walked into the bath
I walked him in the bathroom because we only have like a one
bathroom in our classroom and he locked the door and when I walked in I saw his
penis and I didn't know what it was and I started screaming and then I made him cry
and he started crying and I got in trouble. You made a guy cry because you
saw her penis? Well I saw his, I saw his weiner I was a kid and I didn't know, I've
never seen one even though I have a brother and a dad. Oh so it's okay not to know
I know what a wiener is, but I have to know what a fucking...
...a false candidate.
This is your credit card.
You have a wiener!
Yeah, but I didn't know how it worked.
Did you know how everything worked at 10?
No!
Not true.
This is why education is important.
No?
When I got my period, I thought I was dying.
Uh, top 10 places to bleed out.
I thought I was dying, and I started screaming and crying, and I was like,
oh my god, because my mom, like, never explained anything to me.
I feel like that should be explained.
What was it? It wasn't explained until after my mom was like, oh, don't be stupid. You just got your period and I'm like
Why had that I thought it was weird dude me too
Because whenever you see porn nobody has had I was like, oh man, oh
Say how did I get that?
Latin Jesus will explain it to you. Is that what she said?
Well, no. After she told me that it was my period and she told me to stop being ridiculous and stop being sangana.
She was like, oh yeah, you get that because you're a woman, period.
I'm like, what does that mean?
Like, it's a girl.
Yeah, it's a girl.
True.
I'm like, what does that mean?
And they're in school.
Yeah, I'm very glad school did teach me because my parents
were not going to tell me.
They taught me in school lesson.
I don't blame them.
They didn't want to tell me.
Yeah, but then, but then you realize like, I think about this sometimes like all this
weird shit that I, I thought, like, I'm obviously like, I was perceived as like, you know, everyone
when you talk to people, you're a normal person, but some of you just don't realize
the bad shit and saying things that people think because they've never had the education
on it. And obviously they're gonna think about it because it's something that happens in the body
or you know that kind of thing. So a lot of people are just walking around now who don't,
who probably think some really insane shit who are like very normal people because they've never
been educated on sex stuff because no one ever talks about it. So yeah it's kind of,
yeah kind of strange.
Well, but I still know.
What, you mean heads up?
For what?
For my period.
Yeah, I feel like they should give you a heads up on that one.
And get no fucking heads up.
They should definitely be a heads up.
I was a kid.
I thought everybody had a bang China.
The guys had vaginas.
Well, I didn't even know.
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't even know.
I when I was a kid, I didn't even know I had a vagina.
I thought I had a pee hole and a poop hole, and that's it.
Fair enough.
Yeah, I guess the explanation of why you would have it is not really like a prevalent one right away.
And then I remember, uh,
one time I was like cleaning myself when I accidentally, you know,
and I freaked myself out because I'm like,
oh my God, I need to go to the doctor.
I thought I had to go to the doctor because I was like, I'm not normal! What happened to me?
That was freaking out, I had a panic attack.
Oh no, Sherry.
And I'm a kid, I'm a kid here like...
I'm watching you with my grandma, please move on.
Brother, your grandma's been through, she knows way, way more than you are grateful.
Grandma's been through it.
Grandma got a little while back in the day.
Grandma was pretending like she didn't.
Grandma's not telling you about what happened in the 70s.
Ha ha ha.
Damn, well we all learned something today.
I learned so much.
Yeah, look, grandma, yeah, the 70s bro.
probably well you know even though she's like she's like probably 80 if she's
grandma I don't know what your grandma was but either way point being grandma's
dead grandma no good talk guys just like said talk let's do this again
sometime
Grandma's dead.
Alright.
Wait, yours?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, mine too, I never met mine.
Both my grandmothers are dead.
Me too.
I never met any of my grandparents.
Oh, my grandmothers.
Yeah.
My grandparents are dead.
Well, that's life.
It's true.
It is life.
No, please.
I had a great grandma and she was alive, but I didn't have any grandmothers.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
That's crazy. Yeah, she was like a hundred and two or something. That's insane. Yeah,
she she won the gold. She loved Dylan O'Deal. Fucking loved Dylan O'Deal.
How cute. That that shit kept her going, I think.
Oh, yeah, grandma, well, she was like pretty active and was like kind of taking care of
some people even until she passed.
So I'm really everything I've like every time I hang out with older people, it seems
that like it once you stop doing stuff is when you like your brain begins to like
Stop as well
It seems like you just got to keep active and have a purpose
So I think we're just really bad as like beings that when we have no purpose we just deteriorate
nope
Ain't that so I gotta find a purpose gotta find a purpose
Nope
I think true
truth no
Boom
Check your penis clean it
I think you just need to have a passion. You gotta have something that's keeping you going.
Some reason that you look forward to every time you go to sleep.
True. Thank you, Beanie.
Mine is dying light. Dying light.
Dying light!
You ready to jump in?
Yeah.
Let's jump in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True.
True.
I think if you have a purpose, that's just like an incredibly powerful part of the human body.
Very powerful.
Now it's getting into pseudoscience, but anecdotally.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Anecdotally.
We've got the mark.
Okay.
Alright.
This game is so sick.
This game is so frickin' sick.
This game is so frickin' sick.
I think I need to get like some kind of thing on my arm rest to cushion it, cause I'm...
It like hurts my elbows a lot, this chair.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I'm getting like the elbow strain tennis elbow
Shit's my keyboard
Uh
Bye, I want to buy tennis elbow
Fuck my keyboard is I keep having this issue
What? What's wrong?
I just keeps like not showing up and I'm hoping it's the cable.
What's wrong?
Occasionally it just stops working like now.
Beep beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop.
Ugh. It's annoying.
What's wrong, Brith?
I keep on.
What happened with your keyboard?
I just told you.
Oh, I don't understand what you told me.
What the?
I don't understand what you told me.
The keyboard or the connector problem?
Oh, that was what was happening with my serial keyboard and then the inside just came out
Well, I think it's the cable
Oh, there we go water bottle
Water in the water bottle
Water in the water bottle
It's in my closet, I bought it.
That's cause I was gonna do something, and I f**k all what I was going to do.
I still have that keyboard there, I wanna see if I can get it fixed.
Oh, that's right, I was gonna go on Amazon and see if I can get these.
Huh?
Get these things to go on the side of my... oh f**k sake.
My keyboard is like f**king...
I'm back into the game!
Yeah, hold on. I'm having issues. I'm obviously freaking having issues right now.
Make your issues invite me so I can at least be in the game.
Okay.
What are your cushions after I'm in there?
Okay.
Hmm.
You didn't invite me already.
I did.
You didn't invite me already.
Did you get the invitation?
No!
What?
No!
Did you actually know?
Yes!
Thank you.
No!
Why can't I get rolling?
Okay, I've ordered my cushions.
No!
Fuck sake.
Want to change cables?
Oh, this is annoying.
Hold on a second.
I can't hear you, so you can insult me all you want.
Fuck my head.
Who's the coolest person to meet?
Okay, guys.
Oh, oops.
Oh, what?
I missed?
Oh, what? I missed?
Come on, I missed again.
I'm terrible.
That's bullshit!
Walk us!
Rick!
Coral, get in the house!
In the house, Coral.
Didn't have school.
Didn't have school.
Hey!
Hey.
What happened to you?
So, that USB for that keyboard had like, beaked off a long time ago.
And I guess it's just finally...
It finally ran out.
And it finally was done.
Yeah.
Well, no, so you know, like the USB, the metal part came out of the USB, basically, and I would always just put it back in.
This is a nice cable.
What's up?
What's up?
I can lose it here we go in oh yeah we have the next tunnel wait I want to do
this because we didn't we ever find out what this was let's go here we never did
the the zombie like invasion thing I want to take my field of view out I
What do you mean zombie invasion thing?
Zombies.
Controls.
Field of view.
Where's the field of view?
Where are you?
You're talking to Applebee.
What are you glad it's here?
I'm sure I'll find it fast.
Video.
Where is it?
View distance.
In video.
No, no, no.
It's under game.
This?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, that's much better. I've heard the 15.
Oh, I'm in it.
Oh, shit!
Alright, should we get the fuck out of here?
Survivor died, who?
Huh?
Who?
Who asked?
Ehh...
What's up?
What's happening?
Why, what's up?
Coming for us.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, fuck this guys.
They're coming for us!
Carl! They're coming!
They're coming for us, the Whoppers!
I like how they say this and I have no idea of the show.
Huh?
get away from me yeah we didn't do this and I was gonna see what it is bright
mountain tunnel I bet he doesn't know Glenn or Negan are coming to dead by
daylight who retrieve all the disaster relief on site packages okay that
This one's fun, let's do it.
You don't like running, do you?
No, I'm on fire.
Oh my god.
Probably just you to get in here, is that right?
Yeah, I'm kind of confused.
What else is there a thing over here?
are you are we working together yeah yeah
I'm trying past these guys
Oh, you did it like with the mullet, I know.
You missed the big green door.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
There was a big green door.
Oh, I fucked up then.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
There's a fucking lock here.
Right.
Well, I might be right here.
Oh, there was one.
We'll put them up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I forgot about that guy's shit!
Uh...
Shit.
Well, I always fall for this.
I mean, already.
Fuck.
Oh God, I'll get you yet.
I'll get you Dora.
I told you I'd get you.
How do I, how do I heal again?
H.
That made us stressful.
I'm sorry. I fall.
That's okay.
Hold on.
It's not gonna fall.
Fuck off.
Okay.
Let's go.
There should be something here.
I gotta open this.
Oh fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck it, I'm shooting one.
This is stressful.
Got it.
Another lockpick you gotta be fucking
Oh this guy's got us as fuck
Say
Okay
It's a bit hardy I'm almost hardy
Really?
I'll go for them, sorry This is the one that had a premium crowbar
What does that mean?
It was like gold It's what, six grand
What?
I got it.
My side.
My inventory's falling.
I can't open this door.
Hey, why are we coughing? Do we have COVID?
I'm not entirely sure about that.
Guys, do we have COVID?
Oh, there's some kind of gas here in here.
Oh.
Oh, it's next.
Here we go, one of them.
Got it.
Okay.
Okay, so we gotta get back now.
Sorry, I didn't realize.
I didn't see the doors that we missed.
Okay, so we gotta go back now. Sorry, I didn't realize I didn't see the doors that we missed
I'm coughing up along
Dude this these arrows is so good it's crazy
Watch out, watch out, it's gonna explode in guys.
Don't get them.
Dude, look how good the arrows are.
Are they? Oh, so, are they gonna be on the train?
Yeah, they're gonna be on the train.
Okay, nice. Do you want to loot the shrine?
Yes, sir.
Teamwork!
Teamwork! Teamwork!
Teamwork makes the dream work!
I don't think there was anything in here.
Alright, if there's a doll, there is one there. Like it's not like a suggestion.
Oh, in here, in here.
Yeah.
Fuck.
This guy is absolutely so tanky.
Fuck, he's good.
I think he's going down.
This guy's alive still I think.
Is there anything in the box on there?
Oh, there's one in this one.
It was like a package that I picked up.
You might want to look inside.
How do we get in here?
I just kind of want to pick up my arrows, but I guess I didn't see any.
What's that noise?
Lady coming?
Did you find someone in here?
Yeah, there was one in here.
Oh, okay.
Fucking hell.
fucking hell
these guys are so tanky
is this the door they were saying?
uh no
fuck
They're so cute, not cute.
Nah, I think he died.
Hold on, I'm gonna die.
Don't die, please.
Oh, there's something in here?
Oh my god, there's so many boys.
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
I'm trying to kill someone as I can.
The hour of trial is Christ.
Oh my god.
Alright, where am I?
I'm gonna have to open this.
Oh, it's open on me.
Nice.
I got it.
What the package?
This game isn't very family-friendly, no. Unless your family loves killing things, then it can be family-friendly.
Yeah, that's fair, family-friendly.
This side?
What the?
What other sort of enemy are there?
I just like literally found an enemy.
Fuck!
I think I got 3 out of 5, is this?
Oh, is that right? You've got 3, I got 1.
Got it.
Hey, nicely done.
Did you get a bonus point?
Oh.
Is that rewards, both of us?
I'm gonna watch out, I'm floating right behind you.
Oh no.
I guess we just have to get out.
There are those over here?
Well, hold on, there's some loot here.
There is?
Yeah, look.
And I killed a bunch here, so now I'm gonna loot them all.
This one.
Oh, that's scary.
That's...
Okay.
Oh, it's nighttime? Is that it?
Yeah, we should leave.
Get out of here.
Okay. Time to leave.
There's my arrows at home. I've got a bunch of my arrows here.
Hey.
Floating error.
Okay, I'm gone.
We gotta go home.
The wrong road!
How many arrows did I lose?
I only like ten, but I shot a bunch, that's pretty good.
I have to try and pick them up, because they're like really good at killing them.
Why did you have John have a Valorant skin?
Why not, man?
Why can't I have a Valorant skin gone?
and first jank was reluctant to even talk to me okay you can craft some I can
but it's kind of expensive I was saying explore the quarantine senses come here
now how's that that's fine
Are you ready to do this?
Oh, I'm not ready.
This is repeatable quests.
Oh, I see.
Find the tunnel, leaving out of this loom.
Okay, we can go and do the story once.
It's over here.
Okay.
What's wrong?
Someone said
there's a lot of ways to have fun
with your friends in this game.
I've been encouraging him
to do the horrible things to me.
That's not what they said.
Oh my god bro.
What's up, Ron?
I'm getting out of here.
You gonna be a detective?
Okay, you do.
Dude, this trap is crazy. This is awesome.
The suit evaded. Fuck yeah.
What's the cooldown on this shit?
I only have the fucking hardwires.
No, you died, wait, where'd you die?
Is that a wreckage?
No, I think maybe I can get to you.
I don't think so.
How'd you die?
I fell, I jumped down and it was that high.
I don't find you
I'm not so scared, I'm not so scared cause the big guys were up there
What the fuck, hold on, hold on
What the fuck are you doing here?
You're the other side of the wall
Oh you're there!
I'm just hanging out you know
What the fuck did you get on the other side of the wall?
I'm just hanging out bro
What the fuck, how did you get there?
I'm you know
What the fuck?
We have to go on the highway
Yeah, were you on the highway?
Well, I'll TP you'll TP me get that
TP you'll TP
You need something I'm out in 24 hours
Wow, limited time offer, 10 can, 96 bucks, wow!
Oh my gosh!
Can't sleep, huh?
Well, since you're awake, come take a look at my stock.
I'm taking a look at my ass.
I forgot what the fuck this place is for me to go to.
What's up there?
You're squirming into the water.
I'm gonna take a look at my stock.
I'm gonna take a look at my stock.
I thought I got a deal for you, friend.
You okay?
Ow.
Yeah, I just broke my ankles.
I know.
You're okay.
I'm going to have to dream.
It's not in my stream.
Just have a little stick down, grab a coffee and a little coffee.
No!
Oh
Yeah, I know what I got
What
I got a deal for you, friend.
Trying to sell, let me sell this premium crowbar.
They're telling me what the fuck?
It's a gold crowbar, what do you mean they're telling me what that much?
Gold crowbar.
This guy's a piece of shit.
I'm gonna kill these.
Oh, you shatty cricket bat pistol. I wonder what I should upgrade.
All-purposed Toxic Strycor.
I have a Kefesitol. Make the spear. What's the spear? How do you make that?
I'm going to make a spear.
Okay, what's up?
Might as well make another one of these, huh?
Mod is well!
I
This one
Two-handed sword she's
Okay, whatever slide everybody go over there, or do you want to go together?
They're a team.
Ready when you are.
You and me, we are team.
Shit, I didn't see that ninja in the night.
You didn't see me?
I didn't see that ninja in the night.
I like how fit it is.
Ow!
I stepped on the barb wire.
I started blasting.
What the fuck, why did she just take you?
I
I just used a lot of peanuts so let me just go and buy the bullets this guy's talking.
No free slot for pistol, what do you mean?
Okay, let's go.
I'm full.
What?
Oh, we got all this stuff.
Well, it should pay for itself.
Because I should just fire more.
Fuck sake, I used to be missed.
Oh my god I missed again.
Well thankfully it's daytime so...
They survived the night.
Yeah this guy's running away. Look at him.
He's leaving.
Coward.
The animals are leaving.
What does that mean?
I don't know what is that from.
Let it aside, the animals are leaving.
Fucking hell, leave me alone.
Savages.
I think it's this.
I think so.
I think this is...
Gaga.
I think you're wrong.
Damn it, I am, bro.
But there's loot, so it's fine.
There is loot.
Oh, wow, there's Poundly Hall up front.
Oh, a sickle.
Sickle.
Hmm.
So...
We have to get on
Pick up all these things to make like poison weapons
Gonna get up there. Oh
My god, I did it
Now now she did too. Okay, so I think we go up here. Oh
Perfect. We did it. Holy fuck. There's a lot of enemies here
wait, oh
you just go between them and get off it
there's a chef! maybe eat the cook for us
I'm a cook
a personal chef I've always wanted one
come out of the kitchen
uh oh
I'm lockpicking all these ambulances here
oh okay
I want to go free health kids free healthy free health care any possible
You took both no no no he's not shared
It's true
There's two of them two every losses
I did the police car too, what'd you get?
You gotta save it, you gotta give it to me.
What?
Yeah, you legally have to give it to me.
Want me to give it to you?
No.
It's mine.
It's mine.
I think there's gonna be a dial A3.
I mean this is the B733.
Maybe?
Are you guys gonna give it to me?
Yeah.
I mean this is the beast, technically three?
Yeah, I think so.
Use throwing weapons or a UV flashlight while looking behind and sprint.
This helps you stop.
I don't care about that.
Elbow strike enemies while free running.
We're gonna beat the saviors?
Uh-oh.
It's in the knock.
Can you pull me in again?
Maybe.
Oh
Yeah, that's me good to meet you. I'm husband. I'm going to be helping you change your scenery. Oh, okay
Sure
So did you take Jade through to who she's from here dark hair pretty
Maybe don't know we don't always ask names
Welcome me to TV city
It's about this is.
Here.
How'd you know?
I know everything.
Alright.
He's right behind us.
Oh, you're right.
He's gonna give us a very good guide, isn't he?
No, he's gonna go give him a second.
You're gonna be a very good guide.
You're gonna be a very good guide.
What brother brother what
You're such a granola bar
Wow
Damn, you look like this.
Who's he wants to do?
Well, he knows about us.
Oh shit, that's awesome.
Goose chase but I couldn't risk you tailing me. Oh, yeah, we gave him a gun
I'm pretty serious about following that procedures. This isn't fair to Salma
Salma and me are done. Oh, it's not the point. So what is she got something in mind?
It's still got a gun, you know train. We've got the rule
Everybody minds their own business
You don't go through
problem
Oh, great.
Great.
What the fuck is this?
Wonderful.
We need to do this one by one.
And this man needs to go first.
One by one.
What the hell is this place?
What are we walking into?
Oh Jesus why is that kid we should probably not have the kid here yeah
why is the kid are you expecting a kid to do this? Oh my god
Do you?
Yep.
Oh, sure do you have that?
Uh-oh.
Wow.
That is trippy.
Jesus.
Dude, imagine this water must be fucking horrific.
Yeah.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
Under.
in this water must be fucking horrific
nice see
it's on a parkour
yellow pipe, thank god
and that is literally paint on the wall
there you go
you just jump, there you go
I'm making it.
One, one, one.
Oh, that was true, I guess.
It's all
Sprint and jump and on hold the jump button down the gaff. Yeah
Uh-huh
If you used to go with arrows pointing yeah, I was just seeing if there's anything in those areas
Did he hear it there?
Should have been a problem for you though.
Oh dude, what the hell?
Well, you know that's the way we have to go.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
I had to show him.
Conception, later.
Please give me a free reply.
What's the point of that skill? I never get it.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't like it.
The water left it all off.
Oh no.
Oh
We're gonna climb up I'm gonna go off
Yeah, I think so
okay let me go across oh actually one of the good idea
hunt the goon where is he? oh yeah he's there
let's go to Zas the goon must be killed you must kill the goon
Oh brother you think!
Oh that's a little bit too much.
Oh what's not to like you?
Damn it.
Damn it.
Come.
Alright.
I'm just gonna jump up.
No?
Oh shit, you're right.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
Guna.
I
Okay
Oh my god, you're like Darryl and I'm a shot
Was that
Walking dead
Oh, okay
I don't I don't know walking dead
Okay
Okay
I don't care about my interest or my hobby.
Are you sure about that one? That's one over there too.
And there's another one too.
Where?
There's a lot of rifle ammo here. What the fuck?
Oh, my inventory's full.
Um...
That's fine. I mean, that's good for us. Give them that.
Wait, so I guess this wasn't the way.
It's not.
Oh, no. It was. Wait. Oh, no. It's battle journal.
This wasn't the way. Damn, okay.
Ah, okay.
Come back. Into this room.
Yeah, and then climb.
And then get ready for a lot of parkour.
Oh
Fuck what am I doing?
We got you got this where was Paco genius
Just climb when you get a peak this should be nothing. Oh
very nice
I was good at peek I beat it all by myself, but no one to help me
Wait, which way did you go?
Right here
Yeah, we can climb up on the pipe. Oh
There's an like this yellow pipe right here. Oh, you sure you're gonna be really really really?
You mean this right here or this right here?
what I'm pointing at okay I can reach that of course you can yeah of course
what the fuck bro I literally what the fuck bro indeed
Okay, why is it I can reach it?
Of course you can.
You're tall in this world.
So it's this height here?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Like not letting me, like focus on it.
I'm not letting me focus on it.
You gotta climb up that pipe first, do you hear that?
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Great.
You can do this.
You can do this.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I like I can talk when you make it
How the fuck is that kid gonna go through this town?
Kill me!
Oh no.
Fucking soldiers out, these bastards.
What's this?
It's quiet!
Are you getting shot at?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Ow!
Oh god.
How did he reach me?
Uh...
I really don't know.
Uh-huh.
What?
What?
Okay.
I think I have a radar. I don't know exactly where they all are.
I'm not alone.
Living with humans, Kirie.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I can shoot. Oh, wow. You fucking... You just live in.
Oh
Okay
They all the worst
I can't break it, there'll be a piece of it
Okay, I guess I'll pick up these rifles and sell them
Oh my rifle, I know it's full too
I was just picking up the rifles and selling them
They were defending this room too
Oh this is the other way
oh
Damn this guy's crazy like one shot them
What the hell is this place it's on the countercum is
batters
This chest.
That's here?
Oh nice. Chemicals. And cigarettes.
I just got it.
What is that, the catacombs? What the hell is this place?
You can now craft a new icon.
There's another chest here by the way.
Alright, which one? The green one?
Is it a green one?
Hey, thank you very much.
Right, I'll come back.
You're welcome.
You're gonna just open one of my room and then open the other two.
Got it, well done.
Your fingers crossed for me.
Oh, one of them had electronics too.
Oh, shit.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Well, I killed those guys.
Then?
Yeah, there's a couple do-hads for the dead.
It was very simple to pop there.
That was cool.
Ow!
What a damage attack.
Hey, hey, hey, come over here.
Oh.
Ah, thanks.
You're welcome.
Is that on the house?
Yeah, that's on the house.
That's on the mouse.
That's on the mouse.
They're a free service.
Hey, what?
Oh.
We have to go up.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. We have to go up.
Mm-hmm.
Where is the stairs?
You should sit.
I should sit?
Yeah, press F and you'll sit.
No.
Thanks.
Press F and you'll sit.
No!
No!
Bastards.
Do these guns shoot at you, B? I actually don't know.
Whoa, what is this? That room?
Fuck, did I?
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, where is this? Is it a new area?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay, here goes nothing.
Jade, it's Crane. Do you copy?
Jade?
Whoa, there's a whole new area.
It's a whole new area.
Damn it.
All right, it's time for some local talent. Troy, this is a copy of your copy.
Crane, it's great to hear from you. What can I help you with?
Yeah, I'm in your neck of the woods now, and I'd love to put our heads together. Where can I find you?
You're here? In the zero? Fantastic. Have you seen a pair of towers, one taller than the other, with scaffolding around them?
Yeah, I see them.
head that way we'll be waiting
hey that's the old time whoa 15 000 points too
Dr. Camden do you copy crane here can you hear me
crane yes yes i hear you what's going on what's going on
when second zero is jade with you no she has been able to reach me yet
and even if she does manage to get here it won't be easy getting in
i have to barricade myself inside because of rise in this ducks
You okay?
It's red chest.
You going my way?
Not yet doctor. First have to find Jane and recover Zera's research.
Okay, I'll sit tight then. Not like there's anywhere for me to go.
Be careful out there Craig.
I will.
Whoa, where are you? You went down there?
You missed another red chest.
Yeah, you can jump on the... oh fuck, literally.
Yeah, you missed two red chests up here on the other side.
Awwwww
Is that nice?
What the hell is that?
I don't know
Oh my god!
What?
I opened a fucking ca- like a wardrobe and a zombie was in there
Fuck me, let's get the shit out of me
I'm gonna get you.
Don't shout down there.
I'm on it.
Get a drink of it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hmm.
Uh.
Okay.
Alright, let me see. You want that way?
No. I'm just opening up a police car right now.
This area is awesome kill a bunch of dudes so you can come and loot their corpse.
This whole map is really cool.
It's hot.
See you too.
What's that?
Yeah, you don't take full damage out of cars.
You won.
I didn't land on the car, land on the police!
Motherfuck did you miss that?
AHHHHHHHHH!
What the hell?
You know when I try my best, and that's all that matters.
What the hell did you miss that?
What about this police car? You didn't open it?
Uhhh...
What do you mean? Oh, the other one?
I guess I'll do it.
Why not?
Where'd I get that gun camera? I just made it.
I can make it with my two hands.
I hear something next to me. Is that a next to me?
Oh!
There goes my hero!
Oh, what the hell?
It's a M behind him.
Oh, there's a Gigger Garing over here.
What the hell?
What's that?
Whoa!
What the?
You want a story? What story come from?
Whoa! What the?
Hey, look at this thing.
I just shot it in the back. Look at this.
Wow, the other goons are fighting him. What the fuck?
Oh, maybe they're not fighting each other.
He died.
He died. Oh, he had a rare item on his machine.
I thought that was the only item from this game.
Did I just drop these ones?
Oh.
Did I just help those guys?
Errrr, yeah.
I thought they were infecting.
I'm not gonna stay.
No, no, no. That's chill, that's chill.
I don't think so, I just kind of get the free loot, what the fuck is he doing there?
I gotta give us the free shit man, dude look at him he's chasing them down, I'll give
something money you showed them
take
my girlfriend died
what's up
you want to attack me
you want to attack me
asshole
oh we gotta go over here
let me realize
Oh yeah, this is the base, hold on a bit.
Got a parkour up here I think.
This building.
You should see some scaffolding, you can start jumping in the scaffolding from the outside.
Yeah.
Save someone unlocked.
For my face.
Are you up or down?
Up.
I'm up.
Oh, we gotta go up?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's me.
This game fun?
Fuck yeah, this game is fun.
It's very fun.
You feel like you're like a super hero.
You're a super fucking hero.
I'm okay. Don't say hi. You're looking for Jay Dalton, aren't you? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen her?
where Ryze sent this classified file but that doesn't matter anymore because the ministry
contacted me. Jade they were going to fire bomb the city but I talked them into waiting because
they want that research that you- oh figure out some way to let them know that we've got it.
All right. You bastard! You bastard! Jade! Yeah I mean she's right for them to set about that.
Crane the last time I spoke to her she was at the university it's two easts from here
If what you just said is even a little bit true, you will have to find her.
Alright.
Okay.
Guess I got no fucking choice, do I?
That a fucking choice, mate?
What a bloody fucking choice, do I?
Hey, what's that?
Sleek behind.
Oh, do I have anything?
Hmm, stick behind your enemies and silently kill them.
We should try that one.
Although I've never done that one in my life, in a video game, but let's try.
Oh, where are you?
Oh, I went down.
Oh, well.
Oh, here's another side quest, I think.
I
Asked him to the know he's in town
They're well fortified in addition to their headquarters. They're using two staging grounds to gather supplies
Until they've amassed quite a haul. I could use some supplies. Oh
You'd be doing us all a very big favor. Where are the outposts?
And the other is in the radio station, maybe I'll pay him a visit
Wow, 10,000 experience video in that one.
Where's that one?
Oh, it's pretty close.
This is a zipline.
Damn, oh, look at this.
There's somebody on this building around here and they need help.
Oh my...
Oh.
Where'd it go?
Uh, I-I went in the zip line. I'm gonna help the person.
Oh, it's quiet.
I'll help you.
I helped him.
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna go back.
You got us an experience.
Oh.
What the fuck did you go- Do you know me on the way?
No.
Yeah, I did.
I'll go back to the radio.
No.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna go back to the radio.
I'm gonna go back to the radio.
It's okay.
I'm gonna go back to the radio.
It's okay.
Oh, these guys are bad guys.
Oh, this place is fucking crazy by the way.
You gotta get up here from the roof.
Basically there's a building opposite. Like if you see what my arrow is looking at.
If you see my arrow, if you press M, you can see a building.
That building has like a wire that you can cross. It's kind of scary.
See it?
Yeah, so climb up that building and climb to the top of it and get on the wire and come up here and help me kill these guys.
Can I help me kill these guys?
Oh yeah, right now?
Sure, sure, sure. I'm gonna pay as well actually. It's just hard to stop myself from gaming.
I have a condition.
I have a condition.
Yeah, let's take a... let's take a mini break. Do you... if you tab it, it'll pulse.
Or if you like, go to the inventory, it should pulse the game, I think.
Right?
Yeah.
Wait, wha- wha- why?
You didn't hear what I said.
You gotta tell your tiny people to go take meds, right?
I said I have to take a tiny penis break.
Oh, ugh.
Well, I know you have a tiny penis. I don't need to...
Hey, don't, don't tell everybody about my tiny penis!
Stop!
I already know. I already know how to take a tiny penis.
They got pause
Yeah, you're a pause
If you press I apposes
All women do I don't know if that's true
I have an other life job to go pee in those things.
What's that?
Cage that micropea.
I love shooting stars.
I could really use a wish right now.
I'm gonna take my medicine really fast, really fast.
Right?
Super fast.
Go fast, you won't be able to believe your eyes.
have we pretend that have you seen the chunk luggage oh my god do you know how many people
Everyone tagged me in the trunk lugging.
I was going to tweet about it, but I forgot.
Everyone tagged me in the trunk lugging.
I forgot to tweet about it.
bad brave
if it's tiny no one care what the f... you should care
I mean no don't care.
There he is.
Wee-wee-wee-wee!
Wah-woo!
Here we war!
Oh!
Okay.
I'm done.
Oh my line.
Nice.
My mom bought me a bag of granola, I think something.
They're just granola clusters in a bag.
They're crunchy granola clusters in a bag.
granola, not granola
granola
I'm putting on a PIXA BRB.
Okay, hope you all good, Pixel.
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
I'm having cookie butter granola in the morning.
Mmmmm.
It's just going on yogurt.
Oh yeah, I love having going on yogurt.
I don't have yogurt with me right now.
It's...
I'll have it on me right now, I'll get it later.
Now get a lay tour.
I think the million is too much on my life so much.
I don't know, we should do a run where it's just us and we try to see who wins the
the most.
Yes please, yes please, yes please, yes please.
Alright, I'm gonna just fuck around right now.
the piss while he's gone
oh i need blades to do this
you're first
Blade Max 2
What if I make another Blade Max?
I-I-I unmade mine
Oh, I have no space. Never fucking mind
Got Hook Blade.
for me to eat
oh
It's just nice, a mandolin.
is a short knife
of
the
of
the
What is it?
Oh.
Okay, I can hear you.
What's up?
Nothing, I just...
Oh, now she's getting the earbuds in.
What's in the kitchen? I got a little snacky. Oh, there's some like, uh, cured meats in
in my uh, fridge try something
cured meat
cured meats
they call me obvies cause i got the meats
the fuck is he doing? i don't know, the fuck did you get up here?
Hey, there's a little package up here.
Oh, really?
Yep.
Oh, wow.
I'm going to see that.
I'm sure you're going to miss things in this game.
Uh, I don't know where we go.
Let me go.
Oh, I'm going to be here.
Yeah, it's over here.
Oh, wait, where?
Uh, why don't I jump down a floor?
Ow, my butt!
I took this out.
Whoa, what is that?
I don't know, it's a dragon g-hole and I have unspent skill point.
That's pretty fucking sick.
Fuck it's on the other side of the wall.
No, it's got the trident.
What the fuck? How can you make a grappling hook?
to make it. What the hell?
How do I make it?
Pretty tall here.
Oh, you get it from the quarter master.
of
the
of
We've got company!
Get the rest.
Oh, fuck!
Damn, nice.
Oh
Fuck I loaded them all
And we'll kill them all
It's more fun when they run
of
all
of
the
You're freaking cool
Motion loot
You kill them all nice
There's a guy here cowering in a corner
No one's going to read, no one's learning shit.
Oh, they don't really got that.
Oh, you got it.
Yeah.
help the wood you've received a new outfit wonderful sandstorm
yeah we got a lot of points now oh I can make the wrapping out now whoa
you have to get it from the quarter master
how do we get out of here fucks sake
Oh, yeah, I was so confused.
No, get the hook.
I wanted better prices.
I'll get the hook next time.
Now, let's get the hook.
All right, well, we cleared this outpost.
Oh, it's a safe house now.
Oh, that's cool.
All right.
Wow, so this one, we have to, like,
fully kill everything to unlock it.
Oh look at this.
Oh look at this.
Ah, that's not how you get this stuff.
We need underwater algae for like certain craftables.
Yeah, that's why I wanted to get it.
Very nice.
There was a bounty, I didn't fully understand, oh it's a bounty board, okay, that's, I went
the wrong way, sorry.
I'm freaking about the wrong way.
There's an air drop.
Let's go get the air drop.
This is like distraction when I want to give a dear game.
Oh my god!
Oh.
Damn.
Let me take one hit to the head.
Careful of that game.
Look at the hit.
I was...
Are you hitting me?
Yes.
Hey, hey, hey, back off.
Damn, what are you doing?
Oh my god.
There's a door coming up!
What the fuck is this thing coming from?
There's another area over there, watch out.
Let's go.
Look, they're crossing the water.
Can they do that?
Everybody knows zombies can't swim.
Can they swim?
Why is this water so hard to swim?
Because it's black water.
Mmm, okay.
Oh, it's more empty.
I feel like I should just get it.
I saw that, like, there was some craftable thing that needed it.
They walk underwater. Oh, God.
What movie is that?
Uh, what about the name of the movie?
They crossed the water, they walked underwater to get into...
That's pretty cool.
That new movie that is...
Oh, not Pirates of the Caribbean.
What the fuck?
It was like
Yeah
All the rich people were like in a tower. Oh my god
Can you help me you climb the window to get over that wall
I'm dying! I'm dying!
I'm dying!
Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five.
Oh my god, my god, he's not washed.
Oh, I died.
Well, you're dead.
I died to save you.
I can't you? Fuck!
Oh.
We can- we're dying now, sorry.
What are you doing?
Fuck, I was too...
Yeah.
Fuck, I should have healed before I...
drugged you up.
That was your fault.
How was that my fault?
Ssss...
I dunno, it's felt like saying it.
It's felt like some...
good old-fashioned ragebait.
It wasn't my fault, though.
Hm?
I don't know what I was talking about before, before you fuckin' stoopid!
Fuck trying to help these guys out, but I get in the ass, Pete.
oh my god
There's a guy down here.
Right here.
Oh, he has a lot of stuff.
Jesus.
I'm told not to.
Shoof!
Fuck I'm going to sell those guns, I just forgot to.
Vintage pickaxe.
Okay, sorry let's continue, I got distracted. Oh, you're selling over the guy.
I missed every shot come down the call
How's that noise?
I don't know
Those are those jets flying over
How'd you get to this guy?
I went through the roof
Oh, cool
Oh, cool
Oh, cool
Oh cool. Well look at this guy.
Yeah.
There's stuff in here by the way.
What's up?
Yeah.
What's he got?
He's hacking stuff.
Oh!
Hey.
They're shiny.
Lots of crafting stuff in here.
Yeah, I'm just buying Oriental Cleaver.
Lion pick. Lion pick sounds pretty good.
Look at me.
I can't really build anything with this, like, axe that's good, immediately, you know.
Yeah, everything's still versatile. Just be quiet, okay?
What?
Dude there's so many giant
Like a month demolisher dude, you can call the game anymore and even try and pretend
You don't really need to go on the floor, I can't own.
No.
What a shit.
There was an air drop down there?
There's an airdrop down here.
I'm not a lucky guy to be killing you please.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, fuck!
What's wrong?
We've...
...danked by them.
Who the fuck are you?
Down here, trying to pick up this thing.
You watching me for your fucking high horse?
Yep.
Do you want to help out?
I mean, there's no one around you, you're fine.
Yeah, if I kill them all.
Well, all young things then, and I'm for you.
What's that name?
It's like an airdrop thing.
Oh, if I go down there there's not going to be anything.
What do you mean no?
You get it, I think.
I'm pretty sure you get it too.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you get it.
How?
Interesting.
interesting so this map is like very vertical like pretty much the floor is
death and everything happens on the roof yeah it's kind of cool
are you in this building uh I just went in the safe house I figured if we die
I can just...
...agrease pornoes, you know?
You were to tell me?
Yeah.
Oh, come on, you became obsolete, nevermind.
They told me off. They called me cringe.
Oh, fuck's sake.
What was that?
I don't know if it's exploded guys or exploded them here.
Look at this, what am I, what is it trying to tell me to do here? I don't understand this one here.
Oh no, it's just a black door window.
Okay, got it.
Okay, cool.
Now we have the sex place at least.
Ah, we can get another building now.
Go right there.
Four about that, end of confusion.
It's not so easy to get out of here.
He's going to hurt me.
You know she's going to say it's down, but the fuck, this is so confusing.
Yeah, this is...
Oh, there's a lucky gear.
This door.
Oh, it's...
Oh my...
Oh, there's a lucky gear.
Oh, nice.
Oh, my!
What is it?
Oh, my! Oh, no!
Fuck, why did I put it in the crouch?
Stop crouching.
Oh, valuable.
Money?
I'm done.
Oh, jewel box in a pair.
That's a lot.
down here on this door is somewhere in here
oh he's in here I found him
all right fine little shit easy candy it's all over you all right my dad got
hurt he said he's becoming like the other sick people oh no protect me anymore
There's one evil looking kid I won't lie. He's got evil eyes. Look at his eyes, bro.
That was evil.
Yeah, I did kinda realize I shot Doad, but I wasn't sure if it was him, but I guess I did kill him.
You could use some spoiling.
I'll have someone there in five minutes.
Can we get him back to his mother at the tower?
I'll take him there myself if I have to.
Thanks, Troy.
Where's Troy's body?
Where did I kill him?
I don't even know where I killed him.
He's gone.
Yeah, I killed the dad.
But I guess...
Yeah.
The one we gave a gun to.
I was like, oh, that doesn't look like him, but uh...
Wait, that was him?
Yeah, that was a kid.
Oh, so the dad so
that time the zombie
is gone on the wall.
Oh, yeah.
Dead.
Well.
Descend his last storm.
Oh, my ankle.
It's a rune.
All right.
I
Ended encounter in that person really
What counter oh?
My god, that's a fucking hi there
I'm happy soon. He's coming. I guess this guy's been like marked or something
Fuck
Fuck fuck an idiot
They watch out inside
You sure with the face
Hell yeah fucking freedom. Let's go
Those metals fuck it's up man
I saved your ass, whoa!
Thank you.
Well, they have the requisition pack, what's that?
Where's he taking you?
Oh, no.
That was good though, it was worth.
Cool.
Let's get out of here.
Oh, oops!
Sorry, sir.
What happened?
You killed the guy?
No, I just shot him.
What the hell?
I did not kill him!
I did not!
I did not kill him!
I did not kill him, I did not!
I did not! I did not kill him!
I did not kill him! I did not kill him!
There's a safe house right next to it.
Come on, we got the safe house.
Oh my god, he scared me.
He scared me.
Jesus.
It's down here apparently.
Oh, I see.
Mommy shouldn't be allowed to parkour.
I agree.
Oh.
Ow.
Ow.
It's sinking down, really?
What?
Where is this place?
Oh, it is in the ground floor. What the fuck?
Ground floor?
What if we knock?
Knock knock.
What the hell? Is that your thing?
No!
Ow!
What the fuck are you?
Uh, oh yeah.
Wait a minute, it is my game.
Yeah, that's sick as fuck.
What the fuck? How did I die? Thank you, I'm on a hill. Yeah, this is some gnolly.
Oh
Oh
There's an air drop here where the fuck is the air drop?
Oh, it's under here what
What is this? No, this can't be right.
I went in the sewers. There was a manhole.
There was a manhole. I always go through the manholes.
Uh,
near where the airdrop symbol is, there's like a something else.
This isn't so bad at all. Yeah, this is not what the fuck am I doing?
Don't come down here, it's wrong.
Oh, where, what is this?
What is this?
Hold on, I actually might want to come down here.
I think I felt like a secret chest.
I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm sure of, yeah.
Come on.
Yeah, come.
This thing is going out of it, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Come here.
Let me go see this. This is like pretty...
Oh, there you are.
So go in the water, and then, let me show you.
So go here.
This way?
Yeah, and then when you get out of this arch,
go up and turn around like this.
Here you go.
What kind of egg?
Look, look how I've lockpicked.
It was a very hard lockpick.
Ooh.
Yeah, it's weird, right?
Is it growing or what?
Uh, does that open?
It didn't open for me.
What?
I opened it.
What?
Yeah, I opened it.
What the fuck?
Probably went to that door.
Yeah, where was the door?
This door.
Oh, what the fuck? I didn't see that door.
What the fuck went to the other door and I couldn't open it?
Oh, there's a box.
Oh, this is...
Oh, this is cool.
I'll open this one.
Okay.
I'm a farmer's sickle in a pouch.
Oh, this is also not a door you can open.
What a weird area.
Yeah, so weird.
I went down the other thing down there and there's nothing.
What about the trial playing this door?
Yeah, I tried.
There was no way to open it.
Okay.
Also...
It's kind of weird.
What about this way?
and this way there's nothing. I did go down there maybe you find something behind
the ceiling. There's nothing. Yeah I was kind of just funny about that. So this airdrop is a light
oh I found it. What? The airdrop I found it. People on... Oh I'm back up. You go down the pipe, the bottom pipe.
Okay.
Okay.
I fucked me in this building there's some something to do in this building I don't know how
I think it's this way.
Your race of soldiers.
Under you.
What?
Under you?
They seem to be up there on the roof, but the Lord knows what they're expecting us
to do here. Look at this story locked there might be. And I was like, I started to blast
it.
Oh.
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
There must be a door somewhere in one of these entryways to kind of open this
are. I don't know where he's there, bloody hell. It's down apparently. So frustrating
it. It's below. Yeah, I mean you can see there's an entrance listed on the map. I just
I don't know how we get to it.
There's a hole in the fence at the bottom.
You can open this door, you know.
Open it.
Or did we come in from here, or no?
No, we didn't get in.
There's a...
...Lockpick here.
Lockpick.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Uh...
Okay, so I guess we have no choice but to...
Oh, this door opens.
Oh no, it doesn't.
Just kidding.
That's for the... maybe the way out.
Maybe.
What did you say?
There's a hole of the fence in the bottom.
I believe it yeah, I see there's like some way we're gonna get in here
Do take a flying
Don't know I'm trying to I'm just gonna go around and hopefully we'll see it
What this way
Little demon
I think I found it
Thanks, I
I didn't find it.
Oh no no, I think I found it.
We were very close to the first time.
Okay, we're gonna get through here and presumably we're gonna weigh in from somewhere.
Ah, I found it.
Yeah, I was right.
Now follow around.
Yeah, that's kind of a tricky one, not gonna lie.
I
Presumably we get in here and fucking whoop their ass
Yeah, I mean this this area is laid out way more like a maze than the other one that was kind of cool
Like I'll call you
I don't know, but I started to follow in the back.
Oh, oh, window, window, window.
Yeah, I come down here.
Kill the monster.
Kill the monster.
Kill the monster.
Yeah, I come down here.
Kill the most soldiers, make competition.
I am down.
Fuck.
I should medkid it.
This is a bit of a walking dead.
Coral!
Is it?
No.
No.
I believed you.
I believed you.
Somebody was asking.
I just want to say, sometimes these things are...
It's like, of course you're going to kill more than me.
You were in here first.
Also, I kind of want to loot everything.
Oh.
Okay.
You can loot everything.
I'll kill her.
I feel like this could be a night- oooooh!
2014 award warmest voice!
What's that? Oh, oh, oh, in the altars?
Yeah. I wish I had an award like that.
What's shittiest voice for me?
We at the studio guys we're recording our days here it's called don't fire your balls
off I appreciate you and your lovely studio heads
You're helping me.
What's wrong?
It's going to be a lot of them.
No, I'm freaking out.
I would not be even fucking trouble.
There's a lot of them there.
There you are.
Very largely.
Did you play Sonic?
Um, where are the stairs?
Oh my god, it's the end.
The end of what?
The end of the, like, hallway.
Oh, I found them.
Okay.
HR department called.
Haha.
There we- oh, they're all dead now.
Thanks for killing everybody.
I found a safe-
Yeah, I figured you could just chill.
You found the wall?
I found a chest and went on a walkway here.
Oh, hell yeah.
Well, now we have a safe house. I don't exactly know how to-
F**k this!
What?
You fuck it up
This is like an easy one what the hell
Oh, you're channel I got a nice mall tonight
How the fuck do we get out of here?
So they all spawned out of this thing. Yeah, oh can you listen? No
We'd get the fuck out
Oh this way that makes sense
We got 10k points in that too
Where are you going?
Oh yeah
I think there's a little thing up here
Here in
This is where I'm going to leave
I talked to Jay and told her I worked for the GRE.
Yeah, let's tell Jay to lock the fuck in for once in a life.
They shouldn't be staying any more orange vests for a while.
You did it. I'll tell everybody thank you.
That's nice.
They'll tell everyone thank you.
That's so cool.
So at this bounty board, why can't I, is it timed? I can't pick them up.
For some reason.
Oh, I can pick them up.
Oh, what the fuck?
I don't know why.
Oh, pick them up.
Oh, do I already have them?
Do I already have them?
Oh, I already have them.
Oh.
Well, well, that's awkward.
Hey, another safe house, though.
Well, I'm not a safe house, but we have cleared it.
Let's actually go to the objective now, a good sidetrack.
Four times.
But that's what's fun about this game.
Bum-bum-bum-bum!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Oops, I didn't see that.
This place is really cool to trim us.
I didn't know you were a zombie and you were going to go to the car along.
I see.
I see.
This is most unfortunate.
Oh, my.
I couldn't even rescue either. You just died.
Yeah. I did just die.
Why did you do that?
I don't care. Why do you think I died?
Well, crap that you said without pulling me that you did.
Why would you fall for the trap I'll come in?
Well there's an air drop here you should take it.
Cause you gotta survive a XP.
Why are you trying to kill me huh?
I wish I could.
You should be grateful.
You wish you could kill me?
Really.
I wish I could just hurt you.
Did you get it?
Yeah.
Right here.
I did.
Okay, very good.
Keep your tight workers, I can-
How's it?
Okay.
I'm satisfied.
What were you doing?
Oh, I was, uh, getting her to send the lock as I had to.
I said a car trap. The loud honking sound is a car trap.
I'm not a fucking game.
I'm setting another one. The loud honking sound is a car trap. Be careful.
I'm setting one again.
You found a new quarantine sound. Oh, I did.
Wow, look how many fucking zombies there are.
This is kinda crazy.
Oh dude, let's do a competition.
Hell yeah.
Now this is the kind of competition I can get behind.
Alright, good luck.
fuck this is ridiculous can i rescue you deadpats how'd you die in semen
There's too many people.
Fuck! Fuck!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
damn, there's a lot of fucking zombies killed, let's try and get this open, there we go,
I wish I could like mass pick up everything
So much shit on the ground look at this. Oh my goodness
My god, let me pick everything off
We have to so much
You've been healed by a man as well. Okay, thanks. You're welcome. Why'd you do that? I was an accident. I figure this one
I need to do that purpose
Well, might as well, because you never do it anyway.
OK.
Turn around.
Oh my god.
This loot is crazy.
We killed so many guys.
Dude, we killed so many guys.
This is actually ridiculous.
How do we kill so many guys?
I don't know, I died.
They instant die if you make them touch spikes. It's so nice.
What?
Okay.
Cool.
I think I got most of them.
Well, Cawtrap.
Oh, these guys look howl.
I want it.
That's right here.
Okay, there's another air drop right here.
Oh my god.
Okay, this game is aggressive. It's fucking awesome
I don't know what I was getting held by.
I didn't do that to me.
You're gonna turn off the vibrate setting.
That can't be right.
I
Was a quarter oh, we got a soft guy
Whoa, good place
Pretty
Yeah
I'm alone.
Electric heroes? Maybe I should buy those. That sounds fucking legit.
Why are you laughing at me?
They sound like legitness.
They sound legitness.
Where's this guy?
You're gonna find this stuff anywhere else. Fucking egg.
You're gonna find this stuff anywhere else, mate.
What are you? Fucking give me a cheeky father.
well that actually is pretty cool that's Saber that's pretty fucking neat
Saber that's pretty fucking cool I might get that I could make some cool shit
with that I feel like you can pretty make some yeah fuck it up
I
Played max blade max
Come on another leaping tiger
I'm going to use the shield.
I'm going to use the shield.
I'm going to use the shield.
I'm trying to do this guy.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Oh, nothing.
Uh oh.
I'm gonna get this skill.
Well I have the ground pan, I forgot about that.
I need electronics bro.
Errrr, how do you need?
I got it right.
You have?
Pretty sure I have.
Yeah.
I'm near certain I have some.
I don't know why my inventory, I have to click on it, I see.
I don't know why my inventory, I have to click on it, I see.
Uh, I'll try to save seven.
What, um, how do you have so many?
I haven't really been spending them, how many do you need?
As many as you can give me.
What do you mean, what are you using, I thought?
A craft whip home.
Which one? How many do you need? Tell me how many do you need.
I would like to make, uh, I would like to make a volatile hunter sword.
What the fuck is there?
Where you've won, I'll give you one.
And maybe...
Maybe a... maybe a...
Maybe also a hundred baton?
Seen it too.
B.
There you go.
Anything you need, I got it right here.
Thanks, mate.
This better be sick as fuck you're making.
Now you can create the most toxic poison weapon in history. Marvelous. Can I add
this? Or I can add this to my Blade Max.
That sounds like it'll be pretty good.
give her gauze, do you have gauze?
what?
what no!
did you just do it?
what?
fuck!
what happened?
fuck!
fuck!
what did she just add it to?
what happened bro?
Which one did you add it to?
I don't know, hold on.
I actually upgraded the wrong thing.
The pickets.
It's a mirror.
What?
She left me this.
Well, I can't say for certain.
But she did ask me to tell you.
Not again.
Huh?
Don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Dude.
I can't believe I did that.
If I upgrade this pickaxe, does it lose it now too?
Fuck.
It's so annoying.
I can't believe I did that.
Damn!
Hey, one more thing. Yeah, remember use a rifle out there
If you do you should see a gunsmith Rupert. That guy can craft a howitzer
Gunsmith
The silencer would be more useful, but where would I find him?
Well, that's the thing. He hasn't been in his workshop for a while. Oh, you might want to try this flat
Maybe I'll do that. Oh, that'd be good. We don't want gun upgrades
Should do that one
of
the
I was just about to contact you. Savvy broke through the jamming and I think you better get back here
You have to see this. You don't want to see this. Why what do I what are you gonna want to see this for yourself?
Just get back here, all right? I'm serious
Everybody left so fast
Get away from me. I'm like the night. I don't wait for anything
You don't care about me.
I do.
Please don't.
I care about getting all the cool lawnmocks so when you arrive you can just get them away.
I'll never die.
Oh really? You think so?
No.
Hmm, let's see.
This is a nice portion.
Wow, how's the dirt?
I didn't eat dirt.
I fell in the pile.
Well, I go to Zedral and there's some valuables in there for me.
I don't know what else is in there for you.
What'd you get?
I don't know.
All right, let's go.
Let's go!
Where'd you go?
So, I went out.
Where'd you go?
Never mind.
I swear, I gotta put like a little chain on you.
What?
I was gonna get lost.
I'm not lost.
I don't know if two seconds and you can get lost
So you already lost
First age
Yeah, there's all there's like a fucking arrow that tells you where to go
Oh, you just did it, does that affect me?
Interesting.
I told you, you didn't believe me.
Oh
There's more there what the fuck
What the fuck?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, I was a draw.
Did you get any pa?
Oh, we both share.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Alright, our house is now safe.
Yay!
We're safe.
Yeah.
Safe house unlocked.
Cool.
That's neat.
Oh.
What the- okay.
Hello?
Okay.
That's neat.
I guess we can just get the safe houses along the way.
What?
We can just get all the safe houses along the way.
Where are you?
You see what I mean?
I turned around for two seconds and you lost me.
I'm going down here.
I'm gonna get the fucking...
What?!
Oh my god!
Okay, well I'll save you.
Give me a second.
You gotta get the fucking...
I thought I could make it.
I thought I could make it.
I thought I could make it.
what the fuck where all these guys come from?
oh you did that one
see i want to hear that noise i don't go near it
They don't fall into it, annoyingly.
They're so annoying.
Watch out, bro!
There you go.
There we go.
They all should die if they just go into the metal, they all just like die when they touch
it.
is fun dude it's actually ridiculous my hallucinating can't use a med kit you're not hallucinating
EEEE
Dead island clears, IDC
No, that's, that's co-
It's a very different experience
Yeah, one of them, this is like, super goofy
I feel like you can't compare the two
The only thing that they haven't come is a feasible zombie stuff
I'll do your best, Mark.
Are you good?
Yeah.
Hi.
Oh, nice.
I might have survived, what?
Fuck, oh yeah, we should go and kill the Balter.
He's wearing extra walls.
Cause I found fucking gum, I added the Balter thing to the wrong item.
Alright, what are you doing this?
Okay, let's go kill this Balto.
There's two of them.
There's one actually.
sneaky sneaky
You're kidding
Holy fuck
Dude your weapon is fucking crazy
Dude he's fucking not dying
Holy fuck mass kill him already
What the fuck am I looking at?
What the fuck am I looking at?
Oh my god, there's another one!
What the hell?
Oh, there's another one!
fucks sake
uh-oh
he's coming
there's another one coming
I'm gonna loot all that shit there
what is this
whoa
this guy's like a mega one
oh god, I'm dead
this guy's like a mega version
What the hell that guy was like some big one yeah he was a huge one what the hell
I've never seen that guy that's an alpha fuck that thing was fucking crazy oh
camo police rifle bro he's got that he's got the rare one
Well, I want to get this. He's got the round one.
Do we lose anything if you die? We do actually lose some things if they die.
We lose...we don't lose items though.
no well I'm I guess I can the Volta Tron visit if I use a purple gun does it
make the Volta Tronics purple yeah really that's good
let's try that should do I do or I do a marksman rifle I don't know if that's
better
not keeps the original quality it does
well that means if the gun is purple then when you make it purple it will be purple
hmm
interesting I mean that's what happens when I make the the sword
the uh uh the katana I used the orange one and it made it orange
That's cool
Okay, let's go
Yeah
All right sense
Not you, Kias.
You'll never be a baby cat.
I'm guessing, man.
Is that safe house for you to liberate?
Well, don't, don't, don't shoot yourself.
Where do I go?
I went down to the street first why am I my psychopath I wish you built more of
those it's really annoying and disciplinary
I jump
really okay
I'm glad no one acknowledged that, that was a great joke, no one acknowledged it.
Oh, this one had the king attachment in it, the sparks there, kind of me.
Help picking hard, are you saying you're hard?
No, yeah I shoved my peen in the lockhole to get it down.
This stuff is finished in the far north.
Yeah, come here.
There.
Right here.
Thank you.
Right here.
This thing.
Yeah.
I
Let's fucking go
I took the lake with the other ones in the town what the fuck?
Get a big tummy.
You should count us too bro.
What?
Like I should have counted this too.
That was build like two pieces.
Get a big tummy?
Yeah.
It's not his boy, it's Big Tommy.
Big Tommy guys, we'd love to.
Skill point acquired, let's go.
safe zone unlocked fellas fucking making this world safer one I can think at a
time safe zone at a time it's cool though because you unlock so much stuff when
you make it the same sense I don't like this flashing light here to be honest
night survive although we did die we did very much die
I
Jump on the car jump on the car
Run
Cosmo explode
Oh this guy's a big guy look at this guy what the fuck happened
I jumped in the car and I got fucking hit.
Oh he threw a fucking stone at me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah this guy's big careful.
Oh that guy's getting happy that I did that too.
I'm trying to help this guy out a little quick.
I got his ass
Okay
I think he's pretty chill
That's what I'm saying
One health, you gotta be kidding me
Oh my god, I'm going to break in.
I'm just gonna launch this thing and get it open.
Got it.
Got this shit.
I'm gonna make you lose it.
I'm gonna lose it.
Okay, cool, did that.
Fuck, get me out of here. I hate these fucking zombies. There's so fucking many of them.
There's another airdrop, kinda. Well, I guess we're just getting all the airdrops.
We get so much XP when we go to the quartermaster.
There's another one over here.
Oh my god, you're gonna be kidding me!
Oh, I'm not fucking loving it anymore!
Yeah, I did, I just fell and the guy fucking double tapped me around.
I was, as you say, ass.
Hold on.
I
Off of me
Come on
You made the grappling hook yet
No, I would have to see the quartermaster.
No, this is gonna be so sick, we're gonna die together.
Hey, it's A, Christmas is coming.
Uh, yeah, should be pumped about it. Um, what's your thinking about that today?
What?
Yeah, what's your thinking about that today?
That Christmas is coming?
Yeah, I just figured it's been too long.
It's been a couple of months and I think we should bring it back early.
Yeah!
why why wait why wait every 12 months where Christmas is the best time
every every day every year
isn't like what Timmy Turner asked for or some shit
oh fuck me what
oh fuck me oh God I just fell into
fucking hole with shit and fell
I can't figure out how the fuck to climb up there.
What's that?
Oh.
Shoot.
Alright.
That wasn't fair.
I'll have to grab something.
Was it actually?
Feels like one.
I just feel like one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
There we go again.
Oh, it's here.
Oh, just like this.
Oh.
I don't understand it.
How does it work?
It's like a door or something.
Oh, this is pretty scary.
Oh, too loopy.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh fuck now
Don't you box?
So many toys
I
Have 200 alcohol by the way, I just so much alcohol
Take some toys for me
Right now
Oh, this guy.
This is Rupert.
He's a bit weird, isn't he?
He's like hoarding all the kids.
He's a wizard.
He didn't, Rupert.
Uh-huh.
I like how this works.
I can't leave how are she gonna get Jasmine cut that no not long so it'll probably be a while before she returns
And what about these kids or their parents?
dead, I hope
Every day I'm terrified that one of them is going to look out the window and see their mother or father
Shambling down the street. Oh God. No, what I'm going to do when that happens
What have you told them half truths that a dark magic has taken over the city
But if I am a good wizard who can protect them
It's the sort of game that doesn't end. Jasmine is better at the sort of thing.
And when a gunsmith, what am I doing playing this magical nonsense?
Why does that look like you in five years from now?
Raz, what the fuck?
How dare you?
Her insulin ran out a while ago.
Don't laugh at that.
She's very high. She's dehydrated and exhausted. Jasmine says if she doesn't get some insulin
soon, she'll slip into a coma and die.
Oh.
Bam.
I'll probably go home for a while, but I'll let you know before I leave.
Okay.
Well.
Sure.
Okay.
I mean, let's go and get this health potion then, I guess.
Let's go and do a...
Let's go and get this free healthcare.
Let's do the impossible.
Unimpossible.
I don't know if it's possible.
It's cute that it's called health potion though.
Health potion.
Is that what you take?
Yeah.
Mmm, okay.
Portions every day.
Spamming health potions.
Fuck, we gotta do multiple places.
Okay, well...
Oh, this one is a zip line.
Whee!
Whee!
At least that's fun.
I was watching the map and I was like wow she's going really close to it.
You're going to save these guys.
I'm invited to the whole H.
Yeah, we get money while we watch them die.
Did you get it?
Wait, you gonna shoot him?
No.
You gonna give us some money or what?
What are you doing? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't, don't hit him.
I'm not.
He's chill, he's chill.
Oh, hold on, I gotta wrinkle.
She was reloading, no, my fault.
Bozo.
Bozo should have time to reloads better.
The pharmacy is called lick medicine
But you got it back off what the fuck you're still alive
I think we go down somewhere oh my god
They started doing that bro, I don't like it
Maybe we have to open up the shutters
Oh good heavens, no, yeah, we have to open the shutters cut back. Oh fuck's sake. No, no, no, no, no
Oh my god!
Fuck off!
All of you!
Oh my god!
I've seen my laughing flash before my eyes!
You gotta... how do I...
oh my god you're the girl
no no no I'm pressing H, I'm pressing H, I'm pressing H
oh my god I've never met kids
and this guy's doing tricks on it
I won't let you down
I'm sorry. Fuck sake, it's like they fucking spawned them all there, just to fuck with those.
Was I killed by my own gun? What? This is not right. It's not right, man. How do I tell
to make more than one this guy's only used for med kids okay we went back far off
luckily I didn't realize this gun was was this gun been hurting me this entire
time there's no way
I'll jump to the pistol then
oh fuck sake
just grabbing a shit to get out
moved the place too I guess
You got it.
I got it.
Oh.
Fuck sake.
I'm sure I'll find what it is.
There's no incident.
God that alarm was terrifying, genuinely.
Oh is it locked the back door?
Yeah it's caught the back.
So that's the other place you have the AT of course it is.
She baited side-crush, they knew we could have that one first, it's closer.
Dude I feel like there's so many more runners now.
Yeah.
They're pretty crazy.
Honestly the pistol is really good, I might just...
I'm gonna stick with that.
This is pretty freaking good.
Oh, this one.
I'll just drag it into the car and move that all out.
How do we get in this one?
It seems like it's not the only plan I probably have, it's kind of a parkour situation.
Oh I'm stuck.
What the...
I'm stuck in the thing.
What?
Yeah.
What the hell is this what's going on here?
There's an army down here.
I don't know.
What the hell is going on?
Oh
My god, oh
Think it's this yeah, it's a lock pit god damn it
Where is it? Where the f**k is it?
Or am I in this fridge?
No. God, where is it? This is terrifying. Everyone's outside.
No!
Can you hear me? It's Crane.
You gotta be kidding me.
There's a bunch of kids in the magic fortress. Did you know about this?
It's noose to me. We thought that place was empty. Do they need assistance?
Yes.
From what I've seen, yes.
It's going to take time to get anyone over there.
Understood. I'll stay until someone arrives.
And even in the meantime, we've insulated.
And I'm at the drugstore now and it's been picked clean.
I
Oh my god
Oh, here's the computer
Thermatone
It's lying down. She doesn't look right.
I think we're almost out of time.
Oh, but there is a receipt here for insulin sold to someone named Ekrem Bozkert.
That ring a bell?
That's right.
A Bozo Kert.
Maybe he left the insulin a bell.
It's a Bozo Kert.
His address is on the receipt.
Alright, I'll head over and have a look.
What the fuck? Some of these runners, like,
Cord Roup will hit you. It's crazy.
Okay, okay, okay, uh, such the apartment, sure, yeah, these runners are crazy, they're
They're getting like so much more aggressive.
They're very strong now.
Rescue prisoners.
I've seen them.
My powers are...
They're beating him.
Hello?
Huh?
Well, hello?
What were you doing?
I was going to help, sorry.
What the fuck the guy just slept through the wall?
Did you just see that? What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
You know what the fuck this prison is like through the wall.
It's not in here.
Where do you get in here?
Get really down, okay.
Oh my god, we can't.
Oh, is this weak on the left?
It didn't know it's enough.
What's on the chest?
Oh nice triangle.
Did you find it?
Oh what?
What is this?
On the chest.
Come on, get it.
You're still? Oh yeah I did.
I'm clean.
It says it's on the right level.
entrance somewhere
good effort
back and thens and then
yes when i go down here it's
uh...
maybe somewhere here
Maybe I was golfing.
I'm not sure they leveled up.
Cool.
Cool.
Oh, why did I med kit?
God damn it.
I never meant to do that.
Oh, this window.
You found it?
Yeah, this window here.
It's open.
You have to climb.
Oh, I see.
OK, sure.
Oh
Why don't you kill them damn
The boats really good by the yeah, yeah, generally it kills them one shot
Only annoying thing is you have to like keep picking up the ammo
know. Oh, it's not like too unmanageable. Oh, how did you do that? Oh, damn. I'll cool.
I'll cool. Go.
This is back on every game had a bow. I mean, look, I'm of the belief every game should
have a bow.
I don't like those, but...
Oh really?
I love those.
No.
Oh, there's chest.
Oh, every game there's a bomb always like down the player.
Always give it a shot
Wow
Pharmacy to get all yours medication then to find pizzeria
And then I'll pick up all you have from daycare. We should be home with dinner by six. You love you my darling, Equin
So we got to the pharmacy, but he never picked up his daughter Rupert. Where's far had pizzeria?
What?
Get me the address
It's near the magic fortress on Mercantile Street near the magic fucking fortress
Fuck one of the hill myself
I went to just heal you till I get XP
No, cool, you can open the store too. It's in the outside easy
Dude, this is a crazy quest line
We are back and forth.
We are close to where we need to go.
There's a side-cross, there's a side-cross.
It's quite the side-cross too.
Jesus.
This apartment's huge.
Oh my god.
Well, that's a dad.
Well, there is an insulin there though.
What?
Oh, an insulin.
Then?
Yeah.
Well, that's good.
Well, there's a bunch of shit in the ground, so...
Oh, lucky.
Uh-oh.
Fuck.
Great.
I will tunnel it
I'll do fuck it bad
There was an air drop over here if I want to get it
It was a safe house that we hadn't done
Dude look at this down here
How?
How does it hurt sorry sorry, let's have to let it go
Oh my god, Steve, dude, some of these guys do multi hits like crazy
Oh, there's something in the back of this car by the way.
Nice.
Get up on me, get up on me!
I got it, I got it.
Get away from me!
Did you get a thing in the back of this car?
Yeah
Safe house
Oh, there's something here. What the house is?
I thought there was a safe. Oh, it's the other direction
Yeah, I could do like a charge or a fist in the middle of the world, it's kinda cool.
How's this?
What the?
Oh, fuck, I need to blow up my friends.
Oh, that's not helpful, is it?
Where'd you find me?
Oh, my!
Turns out shooting the gas canister is not a smart way to handle this.
Oh, oh no.
What?
Dude, the other guys are trying to save died.
That's not right.
Fucking parabolic, mate.
That was fucking parabolic, mate.
I got this car.
Okay, cat.
It's my piece of hair.
Every time I do that, that pulls the fucking flying.
Well, how did you see that?
Oh my god, help, help!
What's up?
Oh my god.
This game is so much more cozy than Stardew.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Stardew.
Stardew.
Stardew.
You're beloved, Stardew.
I love Stardew.
Cool.
Oh
The fuck do we get it there just like like level 900 parkour
Oh.
What's your name?
How the fuck do you get up there?
Did you see this?
Yeah.
How the fuck do you get up there?
Inside, I think?
I
What would that see I do
What the fuck you say
Shoot him in the face
Grappling her
Damn mass trolled by not bringing it
Master
Damn that's trolled for real report mask guys
Just forget about
What does it do to kill those guys?
They don't even do anything.
They're trying to kill them.
They're a waste of life.
Let's give the insulin to save the kids.
Let's save those kids.
We're going to save the children.
I
Mods fancy, don't do not ban she dog moz you ban me. I ban you I ban you for life I
Well, this is magic fought fortress as fortnight as I can
I need four night kids! Four night!
Hello, I have the insulin for you sir.
Would the kids like to learn about guns?
I can't believe you've done it!
Well should be alright.
Yes, yes, it's exactly what she needs.
I'll take care of Ima, but could you keep me...
I'm just, you know, is he like one dose?
I'm really, I'm pretty busy.
Just talk to them, that's all you need to do.
to
the
of
Where's Bro gone?
I won't be long.
I don't trust Bro.
Uh, my survivor rank went up at least.
Wait, one of these kids gives you a side quest.
Oh no, it's the kid with the dead dad that I killed.
Hey there bud, what's your name?
Kadeem.
I like that name.
I have a secret.
Really? Hey, so do I.
Kadeem, I like that name.
I have a secret.
Really? So do I.
What's your secret?
I killed your dad.
Your father!
That's not really a secret.
Some of them are downstairs, near the basement.
And Mr. Rupert said we're not ever to go near the basement.
Not ever!
I went down there just to see.
And I heard a scary sound.
And I kind of dropped my blocks.
They're kind of all over.
Could you get them back for me?
That's a tall order. I'll give it a shot
Locks for the boy the side quest are quite fun. I won't lie in this game. I do kind of enjoy dating them
Don't know what you
Yeah
What is this kid?
Oh, this teddy bear.
That's so cute.
What the fuck is this thing?
I love you
I love you
Oh he's getting angry, oh my god
Please me alone
Oh my god
Don't touch me
Stop it
You are fucked
Oh my god
Okay that was fucking cool
I'm sorry
Stasis Field, what is that?
No
Whoa, look at this profuse bleeding. All right, what is this? What do they make?
But what is that stasis? Whoa, look at this. It's a fucking
Rusion developers a ride control device the failed. Whoa. It's like a big-ass grenade
I
Can make this into a toxic Reaper that sounds crazy. Let me use that
Okay, let's go get these kids blocks
This is what they call love bombing. It might be. Oh, this is an easy quest.
What the fuck?
Is that it?
I was groaning in there.
I was groaning in there.
Yes that's it.
Hmm.
Okay.
Let's go give them back to the kid.
Oh, they're here.
There's loads of them.
We missed all the blocks.
Oh yeah, we got all the blocks.
They're gonna get into the kid.
What a quest.
What?
Well that was easy.
with here you go kadeem all blocks accounted for oh we're missing one hey are you going to tell
rupert about this no so will you keep my secret that you work for the who was that again your
secret safe kadeem but i'm gonna talk to rupert about those noises in the basement i heard them
two. Uh oh. Okay we got another side quest. This is a fun quest one. What is what is
Rupert one? Bro is Link. Isla's okay. She's sleeping now. She'll need some time to fully recover.
Thank you again Mr. Crane. My life Jasmine should be back anytime now and since I know how tiring
these kids can be I'm sure you'll be wanting to move on not just yet not just yet buddy well
supplies are very limited this is too much responsibility for one person Rupert I've
sent for help they'll be here soon that's not necessary I can handle things just fine
I was downstairs oh I see oh no sorry Rupert oh no
No.
No!
Oh, that's dad.
Poor guy.
Aw.
I'll take care of Rupa's wife.
Alright.
We're gonna go take care of his wife.
Oh, I'll take care of her alright.
Okay.
There you go.
In here.
It's not good.
I should be able to turn that shit off first.
Oh.
Uh oh.
What?
They're on?
Yep.
It's off now.
Oh
What
It's up now we can go back that way. Well, it's easy
She's one you find out one tell me
Go ahead
Wow
Dude look at this room
You don't like pick a shit
Well, she had 15 bucks on her body, so they must have them waste any time.
I mean, it was me or her.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Did we get a save turn?
No.
That's the way it goes.
Well, we did it, so let's go talk to Rupert.
He had six dollars on him.
Say you could have killed her.
She was feeling petty.
Why aren't you eating caca?
Why isn't he always eating caca with you?
Why don't you do that?
Why don't you be silly?
Why aren't you always eating caca with you?
You went too far.
You are always unable to remember what's going on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you have a Mac at the top right.
Oh, oh, well, that was a sad quest line.
This other kid's got a quest line, too.
What do you want?
What the hell is this kid want?
What the hell could you possibly want?
Oh my god.
It's a very scary noise, it's so hard to sleep.
Well, that's no good.
Maybe I'd better chase him away.
I would get up to...
She does have a very weird face.
It all looks really angry.
It's like a shrunk down, like, Hanma Yujiro.
And they've added it to her face.
I don't know why she looks like that.
Slay the troll.
All right, well, you're gonna touch her like a big enemy.
You call me that big, right?
It has to be like those big guys.
Blueprint Angel Sword.
OK, that does sound fucking safe to be fair.
I want the Angel Sword.
Uh, when we do this mission.
I don't know why she has the blueprint for the Angel Sword.
I don't know why this fucking toddler has that.
But he's coming to tech at eight.
It's Henry.
Oh, yeah, I see him.
Dude, wait, we can kill from here.
at him
does not count must we go there
I think we have to go there
fuck to me
that's not him
oh that's not him
all right we're all clear out here
Oh no, that wasn't the troll.
Oh, this is the troll.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Close to dying there.
There he actually is dead there.
They're so cool they like made you think you'd kill them.
Yeah, I thought I could have worked when I realized that's the truth.
I hit five out of bones on him, boy.
I'm turning in my wizard hat and heading back to my workshop.
I want you to help me there.
Hey, nice.
It's been time for me to pay it.
Oh, cool. We did that cyclist know I should like help our guns and shit.
Fuck yeah.
That's what I wanted.
It's back to Rupert.
Back to fucking a nine to five, Rupert.
This is a safe house near us and now it's kind of far away. No, I shouldn't know this one's really close
I should do it once very close. Fuck it
Is Rupert in the building again is that where it no he's oh no, he's gone back somewhere right over there
Let's look at how the fuck did he oh no this one's the one that we couldn't scale. I don't know if they
Have the thing yet. Okay
Let's go to Rupert
What the upgrades in the bag look like exactly?
What was that?
Nice.
What happened?
My ankles.
Go to the quartermaster?
to the quartermaster all right let's get this Christ and then we'll go to the
quartermaster what is your quartermaster with the dude he was the
fucking full master that's who I want all the fucking quartermaster I don't
quarter of anything
I
Package icon on the map
Are we close? Oh, we're not too far away
Let's go to Rupert first then we'll go
I don't know why I've been asking miles and I wish you have the quartermaster. I say no
What the fuck are you looking for real?
Yeah
Don't forget about the half master. Yeah, I was gonna ask what about the half master
Who's he do what is what's his deal?
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to move myself man
Oh
This is bad
Who's done
You
I killed all these guys.
Oh nice.
Cool.
I'm low on pistol ammo.
There he is.
Oh he's back to work now.
Look at this guy.
He's actually fucking locked in 9-5.
I can keep moving if you press F.
No, no, no. The doors are on this front.
Ah!
There we go. Hey, no worries.
Who's? Look after the kids.
What the fuck?
Oh, blueprint angel sword.
What is this, too?
Got something that light looks like a sword?
Wire it up.
This will put the fear of God into anything.
It hits.
Till the battery's running.
Adds electricity and burning.
Whoa, it's a... it's like an orange, too.
That's cool.
How do you send people?
Oh, dude, he's got nice guns, too.
The fuck?
Oh my god there's a legendary pistol!
Holy shit this guy's got every- fuck he's got the good shit.
Uhhh...
Here.
This purple gun's bad.
I- fuck.
Okay, well let me just...
Drop this filth.
What the fuck?
Adventories.
Ohhhh.
Rrraaahhh!
Damn, what can we make with the German pistol?
Can we make a good thing with that?
Can we make...
Sombos, I wonder if that's anything good.
Yes, Sombos.
Not enough.
No.
Sombos.
Okay, well we can do that.
That was a cool series of side quests.
Let's go to the quartermaster now, finally.
Finally, let's go to the quartermaster.
Okay, where is she?
What's going on?
Oh, my tense.
That's my kids in there, behind you.
I love killing.
What is your veracity for killing, Star?
I'm Latino.
That's your response to everything.
It's my spice for life.
I hate you.
Take that spice.
Wow, look at this area. Jesus Christ.
I
Think it's important to this
Okay, I'm gonna just stun them
Come on
We're gonna have so much speed to get from the quarter master to
That's gonna be full after I'm done with them
Keep getting such a shit
Oh, stolen valuables!
Okay, now we can finally stop getting sidetracked.
Are we finally going to see the quartermaster?
Finally going to see the quartermaster.
And he's not a quarter of a man like I thought.
Okay, the ambience in this game is how I do this game is awesome.
It's actually like super chill as well despite being quite stressful at times.
How do we get in here?
I don't get in here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh you had it that was you um guess i'm down wait what
waiting for players to proceed bro what what's happening right here oh what the
I'll just be
Bro
Other side, okay
There's no door
How do you get in the safe house?
I just want there. I found it.
Okay, so where is the quartermaster?
I think he should be out here.
You literally went in once. Okay, I didn't realize it was this building.
The quartermaster!
Oh yeah.
me here okay
hell yeah okay yeah thanks bike no problem yeah spike see you next time
what
oh my goodness you see what's XP we just got we got a hundred thousand I got
Two survival points from that.
Oh my...
Learn how to use weapon blueprints more effectively every time you use a craft weapon.
The elemental effect is increased to deal more damage.
You'll score more critical hits.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay, let's go to what spots got a grappling hook primitive pig no free slots
Oh, I gotta get a room. Yeah, well, I'm gonna go sell my shit real quick. I'm gonna sell my shit real quick
I
Don't need this shit. No, no, I don't believe I fucking added that and thank you
I don't need I don't need multiple police guns, right? That's a waste. I'm guessing
Oh, do I equip it? I think you equip it. Yeah
And how do I use it?
Mighty Double Axe.
And it's a fucking legendary dude.
How much is that gonna be worth if we upgrade it?
Crazy
Do that one make an angle so it's so bad
Oh, two batteries and one electronics behind me.
Okay, now let me go get the item from him, primitive pick.
I don't think I need the primitive pick, to be honest.
At this point of the game I mean like should be chill.
Okay.
Damn.
This map is like so condensed.
I wish I could just tell it to make a ton of medkits.
Now we become Spider-Man.
I'm excited to see how this works.
It's OP.
We'll see.
Oh no, she found out.
Let's go try that loads of sidequests in here. I wonder if we should do the same thing
we did last time he talked to these people.
Well, it's two sidequests I like, but it's worth just talking about forgot his shirt
bro. What is he doing?
And he need I got it lady. Thank you need
Yeah
Someone turned it up. This is the side cut
Fair enough. Yeah, I mean I eat a muscle death wish I believe you
There's some guy on the roof with a quest to let's go see what that's all about
Let's try this grappling hook to I want to try this
Crane I'm more Norris worked in town hall before the more modernization of maidens of hydraulic infrastructure department
Of one hell of a job. I'm telling you miss it more than I miss my kids these days
Okay, so you wanted to ask me okay quick little guy
I was supposed to get water running in my neighborhood again
But I can't because of the damn undead is killing me. Could I do it, please?
It would be a great civic gesture appreciate it by 10s. Maybe
be dozens of people. What would I need to do? Just redirect the flow. That's all. It'll
be such a help. It'll even get up. Oh my goodness. It'll be such a help. Yeah, right. So what
do you want me to do then? Great. Great. Fantastic. You just have to get to these
street pumping stations and switch the valves. Yeah, I'll show you where they are.
Course. Kind of like Crane if he was younger. Appreciate that man. Appreciate that. That's
That's what they've been saying. That's what Chad's been saying all night.
Okay. So.
Uh, up to you. What do you want to do?
What?
Well, uh, you want to do a main quest? Side quest?
Whatever you want to do.
Well, you're gonna do a main quest. You're gonna do one in a while.
Actually I want to try this uh, how do I change?
Grappling here, how do I use the grappling here?
Oh shit, that's crazy.
Uh, press like one or two to change what's like your slot attached.
That's crazy.
Whoa!
Come up here!
Wait, this is like a game changer. What the fuck?
I'm running off and I'm running.
Uh, yeah, I'm sure we'll get back to you later.
This is kind of broken though.
Oh my god, look at this thing. What the fuck?
You should become Spider-Man.
What do we get there?
Oh my goodness bro.
Genuinely busted.
Can you swing like Spider-Man 2 you reckon?
Maybe.
There's a cool down I realize.
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it would be super busted if you could spam it.
I'm starting to find a share of it.
Yeah me too.
Alright.
I
Do this thing is fucking awesome and the cooldowns are too bad
Like the range on it is pretty generous to
No
my lights are in ruin
ooooh
ok
well not too bad
ooooh
come
hello there
hello
no matter how many times I watch it
we still can't believe it
what is it
an internal global relief effort document
surface today verified implicates the g re reaching
criminal conspiracy with a fan guys for the Iran virus
according to the file the g re had plans to weaponize it and sell it to the
highest bidder oh my backlash has no no skip to the important bit that wasn't
the important part as a last survivor left in the quarantine I can't believe
I made it up I can't believe I'm still alive we mourn all those who didn't survive
but as the president said in the speech here earlier today
life is for the living military troops have searched for survivors all over the
quarantine but now there's no one left besides the infected well hold on to
Colonel tenor once the decontamination process is finished the
infection will be completely obliterated decontamination process what is that
Bombs
us a strong enough to do this job we've got to do something right fucking now or
you me and everybody else I'm gonna get blown I'm not how emotional he gets
random Michael I'm on my way well I'm doing that can you get in touch with
Jade try to get her to meet me you have my word
Okay shit.
Shit.
13k2 nice.
Wait what the fuck was this room?
Sorry.
I thought there was something down here.
No.
Oh no there's nothing.
I thought there was like uh...
Yeah what's it look?
There's like something in the building below us though.
Oh oh oh oh this.
What's this kid?
What the hell?
Are you Crane? Because you look like him.
Yeah, I'm Crane. What's up, Ozon?
What are you doing here? Are you all alone?
Why are they so mad?
I thought you'd passed away a couple of days ago,
but he talked about this right.
All the children are angry.
Listen, mister.
Yeah, sure.
Dad left a stash for Crane.
If you really are him, and you can prove it,
I'll give it to you.
Okay, well, how can I prove I am who I say I am?
Get the stash.
Don't try and show me how quick you are.
My dad said the real Crane was faster than anybody.
So try to become a quick mister!
Okay mister!
Bitch, I'll kill you!
What?
What's this guy?
Well, I love this guy!
Oh!
Oh, you can buy things for him!
Explosive arrows!
We'll take those!
What is this?
Like a...
Oh no!
You see that?
Isn't that weird?
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Weirdest thought.
Yeah, the fuck was that? Why is that fucking like, wind freezing up this? Weird, isn't it?
Okay, where do we have to go? Sewers. Alright, well, we've mostly already cleared a path there.
So, we chill.
Oh, I forgot, I can grab my breath. That's so sick.
It's like he decided how to make the stickiest thing.
I'm gonna like just put it in.
Oh.
Find out who's closing the smoke. Okay.
Let's find out.
Dude.
Oh my god this graph will help so much getting around.
I thought you knew that.
What are you saying we do?
No we didn't.
You didn't see shit?
Yes I did.
You didn't see shit?
No you think you saw you didn't see?
I saw it.
You didn't see?
I saw it on it. I saw it.
and
what happened to you
I took a bullet from Ryzers men
and one of two
well almost
look
I'm at a commission
can you help me out I need you to finish this run for me
look I'll get you to a shelter or something but I've got other things to take care of
I'm fucking busy right now bitch
alright
tell me what you got
the source of the epidemic where David can show you here's a list in a bag with
the things I already collected the rest is on you
you go you'll take it to David he'll tell you everything you'll find him at
the royal canal tell him spy to say I'm small about you
I've got a safe house nearby I'll be fine just help David that's all that
It's a bead.
fancy david name.
That bead.
That's funny.
Take it bag.
What? Bag? Where?
Yank.
Yanked it.
We already took it.
Yanked it.
Oh, it's to the place we wanted to go to.
That works.
We wanted to go here anyway.
What the hell I think glitched like crazy what the hell is that?
of
the
of
the
of
Hello, John.
Sorry, you bitch. Now give me money.
Wait, don't want...
What the hell?
The hell's going on? My game's like being clutched. She's fucked.
Yeah, I don't know.
Can I have money now, please?
Is everything yourself?
Thank you.
Are you there already?
No.
Oh.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
I'd love you to do a jump to make sure you just tighten up.
Yeah, my dude.
Exactly.
What the...
Oh, that's a big fucking guy.
Oh my god, bro
I was fighting a demolisher and he went into a car and fucking exploded
So it can be kind of exploreable, how'd you die?
I'm kind of kind of.
Fuuuuck!
Maybe I can make it to you if I park all like super fucking fast, hold on.
I'm on the ground.
Maybe I can.
SPIDERMAN!
Okay, now I got him. I'm too far away.
I'm sorry.
No, I was so close. I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
It's not okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh
My god the last survivor died you got a fairy killed in a mall show I fucking need this
Huge
I didn't need a man after all.
Who's a man?
Gross stinky man.
Uh oh.
Ugh.
Hey my god.
I'm so ready.
Would you not want?
I'm so ready.
Oh
What are you saying? What does that mean?
Yeah.
Where's the CPU?
Yeah.
There you go.
Killed the most zombies in the safe area.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I know. Oh, down here.
Right, right. Why are we getting in the safe area?
Is it a great question?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
This is terrifying.
There you go.
Holy fuck.
Ow.
Oh my god.
What is this?
This seems to be no punishment when you die in a competition.
Yeah instantly I saw you I'm lost oh it's fine
Should be something down as you turn on
Oh, I am shit
Yeah, should be something down as you turn it on
Nice and on
safe zone unlocked
oh no save zone but I'm here with zombies
you ready?
well that's what I'm doing
small
oh they died
very nice yeah they shouldn't be able to go on the safe zone
shouldn't is the key word there obviously
Shouldn't is the key word?
I helped
I just thought I could grab on my way out of it I know I know question marks I know I just thought I could grab on my way out of it I don't know what it's how you chat
Eel
Eel please
Eel
Who are they going for?
Right?
I'm here with a big guy
Oh, okay, I'm coming.
Okay, where you at?
In the same spot where you died.
Get up! Get up, get up here!
I
Would I would know this knowledge wrong. I should kill all of them. What the oh
I got a big eye on me
What the fuck?
Not fuck this
I
It's gonna work.
Please stop chasing me.
Oh
Okay, I guess we should do a different shisha store
That's annoying
Now she's paid passes great at that
No, no, no, you're good at it who am I to say what time so you don't have
There's so many zombies in this room downstairs. What the fuck?
Fuck's sake.
Oh my god, that was terrifying.
Fuck.
Fucking hell.
Are you down there?
Yeah, come help me out.
Go to David, okay?
We've done it.
Yeah, come help me out.
Go to David, okay, we've done it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck, it's one of the Giga Ones.
the fuck out of here what the fuck out of here fuck this to the grappling hook is like
crazy that I mean it does no wait you have to wait for it to fully recharge as long as
it's not a red you can use it twice and realize that's awesome
That's cool though, or there's a there's a ball tower here.
Good for you.
Harry.
the
the
the
the
the
What the fuck?
Oh the music's back on that.
Because everything's back to normal.
It's in the water? You think it's in the water?
There's no way. How do I access that?
Tryna light.
Oh wait, it's in the water.
There's apparently something in this water. Oh, yeah, it is. What the fuck? What is it?
What are they like air drops?
Yeah come right down to the bottom let's follow the sound at the bottom
You can jump in the water by the way and when you jump you can grapple out by a sign in the water.
Yeah you see the air drop like just go deep in the water until you get to it.
I don't see it anymore.
You should still see it.
What the fuck, how?
What music is bro playing in here?
And music is bro playing in here.
I'll give you
You've met him he once sought my visions for his advantage, but I will not share my gift with such a man as him with you
I will
you know that cost the price will be high
I
Will not be to me now we will go to the river
There is a pungent nightshade that reveals itself only in the moonlight
This smolder of its embers enables the seeker to pierce the vein
Bring me several stalks of this plant. Maybe I will the meantime you should visit the underwater algae
He wants
He says that I do not wish. Now I must prepare my mind.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Prepare your mind, sir.
You're a weird guy.
I got a skull on me with a book.
Let's go.
There's a skull in his house on top of a bloody stone.
Oh, he's in the freaky shit like that.
I'm on the counter.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm a grappler now.
Yeah.
Someone's trying to help him.
Kill him.
Oh, fuck.
of
the
of
the
I owe you.
Do you?
Alright, pay up.
Good luck.
Pay up, sir.
Okay.
There we go. Now we help David.
Oh, we're looking for a safe zone too. Cool.
I already helped David.
What the fuck, Cat?
I saw the enemies.
I thought it was you.
David. David. David. David.
Like I brought the things he was collecting for you.
Thanks, Crane. This is really going to make a difference.
So, do you think it will? No.
The meteorite I know where it landed you think the epidemic came from space
I think that's a coincidence. Oh look at his look at his shirt
Rice's man just took off with my last samples. I was going to send spider out for some more. Could you do it?
What the fuck's that little spinny did? Did you see that? It did like a blue steel spin
Okay, find the meteorite sample.
Damn it, bro.
He's making his dears fucking trolls for it.
Oh, look at these guys over here.
Okay, well that works too.
Oh
What's up
My god
That's mine, I can barely get by myself.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, he's sprinted.
Oh my god.
Some of these fucking runners are insufferable.
Okay, I was going to find these mature samples.
Oh my god, he died.
Fuck.
That was in my bad.
I know meteorite
A distance overrids?
I don't see anything
Alright listen
The meteor shards react to green light
That makes them easier to spot
Green light
The azimut guys put up some lamps to the generator
It should still be working
Okay
What?
Sure
I'm fucking crazy
Oh, hell.
I don't see anything. Oh, I see it. I see it.
You turn it on.
No, you just see it. Like, blue rocks on the ground.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
I see purple mushrooms.
There's no mushrooms at all, so...
Probably good to pick up, I mean I'm ushin' this.
What are they lookin' at?
Bubble germs?
Oh, they're like blue balls, like glowing blue balls.
Blue, glowing blue balls.
You see the tasty blue balls.
Flowing blue balls.
look for the glowing fluorescent balls
these are the first herbs I found the fuck
I'd be at least fucking shit why did you do that
What the fuck are you fools at?
Are there big blue balls in the water?
Not in the water I don't think necessarily.
Would they be in the water?
What do I know?
They glow, no.
God damn it.
They weren't that hard to see in the day.
Oh, I turned this back on.
Oh, this helps.
I think this turns on a light for sure as it's in there.
I should probably stop pulling this trigger.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, now it shows you. Oh cool.
Do I see it? Wow, that's really fucking hard to see this one.
There's one over here.
Oh, this one.
Oh, that is it. Oh, wow. It's really hard to see that.
maybe you can turn the general on
bitch shut up
oh that's over there somewhere
oh my god it is in the water
thank you
what are you about to do there?
David
David
and TPU
At least to like above the wall
We're gonna save the survivor
It moves you up here
What's up, man? Money now, please
Hey ITP do okay
You got a grappling hook
I
So calm us up
Fragments good
I'll load the shards into the accelerator chamber
Take the fight
Okay, take me play dear Godo, it's from Orion, but reptilians is a recognized euphemism
And these gatoids did what now
now please they came to earth eons ago and from the order of the lumenat now they want
to donate and spread around the entire fourth level they've been turning people into slaves
now you're going to stop them because you have this i do remember it's not going
to cut through a fast variable gamma shield but shorter that it should deatomize anything
Oh, shit, what's he giving us?
Oh, wow.
But there was actually meteorites, uh, y'know, who's something.
Reward, anti-gadoid gun.
What the fuck?
Where is this?
I got two of them. I guess I picked yours up.
Oh, oh shit, I picked mine up. That's fine.
Dropping it right here.
Oh, thank you. Is it good?
I don't know.
Let's go outside and try this thing.
What does it even do?
Oh, wow, it seems like no bullets.
What the fuck this thing is weird as fuck.
What does it do?
It like stuns them?
It's kind of shit.
Super handy.
Maybe it's useful for something at some point.
I don't know.
Try it. You can shoot it. You don't even ammo.
It's very weird, I'm a bit confused by it, to be completely honest with you.
Not sell it.
It's useful for something, I don't know, but...
You need ammo for it?
When I'm shooting my electric gun, but it keeps teasing me.
Oh my god, I forgot this gun keeps killing me, I'm so dumb.
I want it on me.
I'm sacked in there, man.
What?
Who do you?
I'm open.
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Oh, holy shit. That's all right, that was funny.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck is going on?
There's somebody to get in here.
What is that place?
I think I'm going to use Carrier.
I don't know what to do.
Oh, RTP.
Oh.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Oh my god, you saved me too.
Oh, the mask cover.
Stripped dragon hotel. All right, let's get him down. Oh, it's like this thing. Oh, I guess this is like the mission
Hello
What
I come over you're like definitely not
I know you were she's probably cuz the moment I come over you're not stuck able
Yeah, maybe the game you the game freaking new
Okay, what the fuck man
Dude get off of me
The fuck is this?
Okay, he's still alive, what the fuck?
Oh my god, he's still alive.
Yeah, some of them dude like those big guys for some reason take an absolute fuck ton of killing.
I'm going to try to explode some are able I do want to try it actually I'm just down
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, I got it.
Got back in my way of getting it there.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that thing?
Oh, I just found a new enemy type.
What is it?
I'm down below. It's a fucking screaming baby.
What?
Yeah.
Oh my god, will I get to you in time for this shit?
Uh, maybe.
It's okay, it's okay if I die, don't worry.
Oh, I'm stuck in there already.
It's okay. It's okay.
Well, I think I'll respawn in the room anyway.
Literally coughing, baby.
I'm dying to the coughing baby.
Maybe leave it now.
What the heck?
Did you find it?
Uh, yeah.
I can't believe it's gonna take so long.
Fucking bullets, you fucking...
I hate you zombie fuckers.
I just killed the baby that's why you're the best
fuck off Rex and I just killed the baby
These fuckers don't die!
That's why you're the best!
That is terrifying.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I walked in the room and I couldn't see anything because of that effect.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
Electronics in here?
I don't want to come in the room with the baby in it. There's another room connected and there's some good shit in here.
Yeah, you should have lockpicked the door.
Oh
Mother shit, I'm a flamboyance place
Oh, that's one right here.
You missed it.
What?
Oh, I already got it now.
That's like the Shad.
I guess I'm reading to loot everything, it's just nice to loot everything.
I just like looting.
Yeah, I'm using the machete and it's working quite well to be fair.
There's one more drop somewhere. Where is it?
Maybe up a floor or something?
Uh, I think it might be on the floor that I was on. I was upstairs.
I think so.
Yeah, it's up here
Fuck sake
I'd open this room over here
Fuck sake, how I fucking this up
What
There's um...
God, you sound sometimes mumble when you speak. I think it's also I'm getting used to talking with these vinyo things.
It's making me mumble a lot more.
But yes, I do.
It's cute.
No, it's not. It's very...
Mumble 4.
It's a fucking failure, lads. Not cute.
It's cute, Mumble 4.
Okay, there we go, I opened up one of these, oh you could have come here as well, I forgot
to pick the door, I can't help you.
Yeah, I told you I was about to pick this door.
Oh, I guess that was, I'm so dumb.
You can't mess with me.
Oh jeez, oh the Lord me.
Mm-hmm.
OK, I got this one right there, and then...
No!
Oh, fuck.
AHH!
Fuck, I thought he was gone!
No, I thought he was...
Well, I thought he was done.
Like, I don't like we had to go in there and like trigger him or some shit,
but I didn't realize.
Nah, he was done, he was done.
Fuck sake, that skipped the fuck out of me!
I
So nine when you get close to fucking picking a lot like twice
Sacrificial short sword that's so sick
Should be in this room
somewhere
areas
electronics
I would get the fuck out of here
Let's get the fuck outta here.
What's up?
Pete?
Oh, sweet. I said Pete. I said Pete's here?
Who was that, Pete?
In my imagination.
Pure imagination.
I used to pee as well.
I teleported. You can teleport, I think.
I don't pee.
I don't know if that was like a mission we had to do on all I just it was highlighted
so I just did it.
Yeah.
What the fuck is it?
Wait, what mission are we on?
Oh for fucks sake don't repeat the class.
Okay.
Let's check it over here then we can re-impose.
Fuck I think.
Uh, we'll stick it over here and then we can re-impose.
Fuck, I think I can't.
Oh my god, who are these guys?
Oh my god, I'm an idiot. God damn it.
Oh my, such an idiot.
You got it, you got it, I believe.
That one guy was about to get fucking two kills.
I got the thing open all right moving pulse here do you want to you know
I got this thing, do you got it?
Yeah, I got it.
Cool.
All right, give me like 5'10".
OK.
Oh, beer bash.
B-I-B, Trattles.
Who wants a beer or a bee?
I'll show you beer or bee.
Go, Pisco.
I'm gonna be a bee.
Six, seven.
Ugh.
Oh, my God.
Why is my hair is falling out?
I'm going bald.
I'm gonna be bald.
I'm just gonna like me if I was bald.
I want to medicine, it makes my hair fall out.
You should like me if I was bold.
Even if I was bold.
You're already bold. Shut up I'm not bold yet.
You're bold.
You're bold, you're bolder.
I'm not bold yet.
I'm bald, will you?
I'm still hanging in there.
Bald means easier work, which is true.
I wear a 2P.
Where are 2P?
I'm gonna pee, I'll be right back, where are 2P?
I'm gonna put a 2P on my head.
Little 2P, and I'm going 2P!
what a wreckage
what a wreckage
My head is kind of hurting really bad my head is kind of hurting like really bad
I'm not happy to be hurting.
No, no, no. No, no. It's not your first time watching Gawj!
I have been lying 10 hours and 55 minutes.
I'm feeling kind of tired um I hope it's okay I'm gonna raid Connor and I'll stay on
his stream and I'll be on his stream but also uh I kind of need to make a few phone
calls so I might have to like go AFK and I didn't want to do a lot of streaming.
I'm waiting for a phone call, so...
Oh, the medical writing.
Well, I'm gonna... I'm gonna read him or let's read him.
And remember...
I'm not streaming tonight and I'm not streaming Tuesday, but I'll be back on Wednesday!
I'll be back on Wednesday!
I'll be back on Wednesday, bro!
Well, I'll be back on fucking Wednesday, mate!
I will get do more stuff and guess what? Oh yeah, that's another thing. I forgot
You know what?
We'll talk about it right now
We'll talk about right now guys my schedule is changing. I'm going to East Coast mode. I will be streaming during the day
by Friday by
Saturday
And I will be in East Coast mode and I will be streaming only during the day for the next three weeks
I'm sorry see gang. I'm sorry everybody
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys
It's for a reason though this AI season
I'm sure, I don't know...
Did Connor talk about it or not?
Oh well, bye!