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06-27-2026 · 10h 14m
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Existed this time
Ow, ow, ow!
Well, I am not meant to be a human being.
If there's anything that streaming has taught me
and if there's anything that this world has taught me
and if there's anything that being a Vtuber's taught me,
it's that I'm not a normal human being
and I'm not meant to function as a normal human being.
I'm not meant to be normal.
I'm not meant to be normal.
I'm not meant to be awake when the sun is out.
I know, I really want to learn more about the human body
and have been watching Dr. House lately. I swear to God.
A great show. I've really learned a lot.
Can you recommend some more medical shows to watch?
By the way, I believe I may have lupus.
Well, I believe that I'm going to fucking throw garbage at you.
I believe I believe shadow
Watch the paint watch a real miracle show don't watch the house
Bro there's anything that v2 being streaming has convinced me is that I am not meant to be a human being
Me? Human Bean? No. Me awake during the daytime? No. If the sun is out, I should not be awake. Period.
No. Absolutely not. You'll see. Starting at like 2 or 3 o'clock p.m. I'm gonna start
getting a- I'm gonna start getting sleepy to a point where I can barely keep my eyes
open if it happens every fucking day. The uncontrollable sleepiness. I was telling
Mr. Connor when we were doing our eye roll, I was like, bro, I don't know what to do.
I'm two to four o'clock, I feel like I'm gonna fucking pass out.
Hi, Malzee. I love you.
I love you, too.
I'm struggling, and I'm struggling at the force myself to eat,
because like, my body's like, you're eating at this time?
If you don't eat at this time, there's a sleep time.
I don't talk about my bathroom habits, but do you understand?
How hard it was to adjust to this time zone and going to the bathroom at normal times?
I body was so confused. I thought it was like what's happening?
What is happening?
What is happening?
I was talking to Connor and I'm like, bro, I don't know what to do.
He's like, what do you mean?
And I'm like, I don't know, bro, but my bathroom habits are confused.
And he's like, oh, that's normal.
That's jelly.
And I'm like, I didn't go on a jet.
He's like, that's what happens when people travel.
And I'm like, I don't travel.
I'm still in my house.
I'm fuckin' buried in childless... SHOUT ON V TUBER!
SHOUT ON V TUBER!
Well you did go to Puerto Rico, bro!
The Puerto Rico trip was fun. I cried. I cried when it was over.
Why did it have to end? Why can't it be forever?
Why can't we always be in the house now?
Los que no somos vampiros como tu Iron Mouse TGPero.
Pero por que tu estas pronunciando eso?
Quiero igual Iron Mouse L.O.V.
¿Que eso? ¿Y eso?
Oh my god esa pronunciación. Gringo.
I don't know.
Booby the gringo.
Hahaha.
That's the pronunciation.
What is that?
What is that?
It's like when I say to my mom,
when I say to my mom,
Hey mommy, I love you mommy.
I like Spanish with you.
Me gusta la espanola espanola contigo me canta.
Snowbug Arts.
Thank you so much for the five gifted sub-leadies.
Sub-leadies.
I took Spanish in school 25 years ago.
Makes me want to pick it up again.
You should.
Take a chance!
Buenos tardes!
Buenos tardes!
I don't know what I'm doing.
Also,
but I got my new 4.01 and I'm like,
what if I just like come on with it on?
If I just start streaming with it on.
What if I just put it on right now?
I used it yesterday, so yesterday was the Immune Deficiency Foundation Conference.
I went to the conference with Connor.
It was very, very fun.
I got to meet with a lot of really nice people.
Oh my God, I met those young girls with her parents.
She came up to me.
She's like, oh my God, she's such a big fan and she was like, I'm such a big fan.
And I'm like, oh my God, this is so cute.
You're so cute.
You're so cute.
I met so many cute people.
So cute, I met so many cute people, so many nice people, so many nice people, it was very
cute.
We watched Conor play Pokemon, I'll have him on my second monitor to cheer him on.
Did you speak at the conference?
I did not speak at the conference but I did attend and Connor had an interview there and I was there with him at his interview, I crashed his interview.
Hey, Mousy. Puerto Rico, IRL was awesome. Thank you, Connor and Rob for showing us your island. I am Mous, love.
I'm so glad you liked it.
Yeah, I crashed his interview. You want to see a picture? It's so funny.
I crashed his interview.
I crashed his interview.
I crashed his little interview.
And then there's me with my little hey.
point no has a different vibe roll I kind of want to put it on I'm gonna be a
hundred I'll be a hundred percent honest with you so I don't have a debut day
for the for the model you want to know why cuz I was like oh debut at AX I said
I'll debut at AX, right?
But I guess with all like the
hustle of the trip, AX, the concerts coming up and everything,
I didn't really pick a date of when I was gonna debut on stream. I just said, oh I'll debut at AX!
And I didn't really think about, oh!
It's so fucking dumb, bro. I didn't even think about it. But now I'm sitting here, and I'm like,
I was just gonna literally like when we do our our first IRL so by the way next week
a shit ton of AX IRLs oh my god AX IRLs next week I will be streaming today and I will
I will be streaming tomorrow. I do not think I will be streaming a Monday or Tuesday.
You can tell that Nanday always gets better every single time he gets to interact with you just from that face.
My dude. You didn't crash his interview. You made his interview a highlight of the day.
It's Iron Mouse. Tehehehe.
Yeah, he looks really happy. I don't know.
Too happy.
What's that all about?
What's that all about?
What's that happiness all about?
Oh, I don't know if I'm streaming on Monday or Tuesday, uh, maybe Wednesday, but definitely
Thursday we have IRL stream, Friday we have IRL stream, Saturday we have IRL stream,
Sunday we have stream.
Oh my god, kill me.
And then Monday we have a special stream, a special IRL stream.
Wow!
And then,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, we have
TanoCon.
It's a week after that.
And then finally, I'm free.
Finally, I'm free.
And I can go back to existing in my own time.
I'm free!
Free!
I'm free!
I'm free!
Ow.
I'm free!
Oh yeah, Kona is now an honorary Porter Reakin!
He's now, Tio Conner, aka Sea Dog, aka Senior Bestia.
Iron Mouse P. Eurotorica.
Senior Bestia? What, Mr. Beast?
We did the conference.
Yesterday, Conner had an interview.
I got a wonderful gift from the immune defensive on this, and I had lunch.
And they gave me and and and they gave me this really cute. It's really cute
He's like a
Bull a bull a
Total
Bull
A Highland Cow is that what they're called? They call a Texas Longhorn. Is that what they're called?
Are they called long horns? I don't know what they're called. Okay?
I'm sort of bottle
sort of
Longhorned Oh
I see that's why they're called that
What kind of longhorned creature?
It's super cute. I love it. I can't wait to give it a hug go. I will give it a hug. I will give it a hug
That fucking emote kills me every single time.
What the fuck was I thinking?
You should do a doctor house marathon race- Okay, what the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on with all this doctor house shit?
I'm gonna fucking kick your butt.
I'm gonna kick your butt bro.
Anna and Puerto Rico reminded me of all these well-cut tourists discovering all the daily
stuff we take for granted in the US.
Anyway, time to break through the ice wall to the Doctor House doesn't exist.
And screw my...
What is happening?
Why is everybody talking about Doctor House?
I'm gonna jump off my brains!
Ellie, let's fucking go.
Iron mouse H. Iron mouse H. Iron mouse H
H. Iron mouse H. Iron mouse H.
H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H.
Coming my pup boys, I'm done here.
Gib, what the heck did you select your infected subs?
Thank you. What the heck Gib?
Gib-bub, Gib-bub!
Thank you Gib-bub.
Coming my pup boys, we're done here.
Oh shit, pigs! What's up pigs? Thank you for the phone call.
Behind us, I'm glad you liked the edit. You asked me why I used that song, and obviously it was the perfect fit, so of course I had to use it. Much love.
I'm gonna pick your butt, pigs, I swear to God. You made me cry when I woke up in the morning.
I woke up in the morning and I'm like, oh, let me check the internets.
I went on and pigs uploaded an edit of the Puerto Rico trip with freaking...
and with Deberito y Matirana photos in the background
and I started crying.
My mom comes in, she's like,
why are you crying looking at the internet?
And I'm like,
I'm like,
but also Picks you give me an idea
and I'm stealing it from you.
So I'm sorry.
I'm just letting you know,
I'm officially stealing something from you.
And now it's my property, the idea is now mine, and I took it from you.
Show us a video, and wait, let me pull it up.
I'm just saying, you know I'm stealing it from you? It is mine now.
And please, brother, what do you mean?
what do you mean as expected of Satan I mean did you have it any other way who am
my but myself you know what I mean oh I just saw I just saw this oh this fan
are so cute what the heck I didn't even know about this I must report
you see that car is going to the expo the Vexpo uh excuse me mouse do you know
This low-key electronic a song called teardrop by massive attack. It has the same BPM as the human heart
Also, it's the theme song to house MD
BPM as the human heart. What's the human heart?
human heart BPM
That's not what my BPM sounds like
My BPM is like...
BLEEEE
BLEEEE
BLEEEE
My BPM is...
Am I so stupid?
Guys, I've been so stuffy and fucked up.
I'm just saying you know I'm taking a Benadryl, please do not.
We need a nightcore remix to match Mousy's BPM.
Please, please be nice to me.
Be nice to me, I have to take a Benadryl today, I'm sorry.
be patient with me she already forgot she's gonna oh shit I was gonna
Oh
I
Bro, where does yogurt come from?
what's wrong with us are we okay
going on
sometimes I feel like you guys are just as fucking crazy as me
what's happening
No?
Everflags and streamers?
E-Cocko
E-Cocko bro.
At least it's crazy.
what what what what do you say
what do you say
i'm sure you're all around to you so i don't know you pretty can't see it over there what's up
thanks for coming on this trip with me
oh my pleasure what a what a fun amazing place to see
I think my favorite part is when you posted all the people that like show up to say hi.
I'm the Kratu, the life in my breast, now I'm the only one who can do it
Oh!
That was so fucking sweet bro
Honey, that was so sweet. What a sweet video
Trying to make me fucking cry, I'm gonna kick your ass bro
Oh shit guys
That I'm just letting you know
Will we get vein dying? Oh
I don't know if Nyan is comfortable being on camera like for a long period of time.
I know that they are hanging out but I don't know.
That's a good question I should ask.
chat this this announcement just dropped right now omona and iron mouse every
purchase of this cute little iron mouse plushie help support the immune
deficiency foundation a hundred percent of the proceeds directly go to the
Immune Deficiency Foundation with this cute
Iron Mouse, Deven Queen, Deven Queen Plushie!
She looks so like, she's so, she looks like
she's done with everybody.
She's so cute!
She's just like, I'm done with you.
I'm judging you.
So puntable, what the fuck!
life size but I will freakin
it's very squishy it's very squishy I've been told they're very squishy
I don't know if I got a sample or not
but I've been told they're very squishy if I haven't been sent to me they will send me some
because there's I don't know if you guys saw there's gonna be more
I didn't send you a sample, uh, not to me, to my team, listen I don't have time to look
at things all the time, okay, I have a lot of people do that for me, quality control,
But yeah, uh, so just so you know, and now you know, and now you know, and now you know,
and now you know, and now you know, you probably might be wondering, whoa, what the...
Wow!
Yeah it's for a good cause, it's for a good cause, it's for a good cause.
It's for a good cause, it's for a good cause.
It's for a good cause.
Every purchase of these select collaboration items helps support the Immune Inficiency
Foundation as we proudly donate 100% of the proceeds directly to the organization.
The precious family t-shirt, the Angel Form Plush, the Underworld Goddess plush.
What's that?
Angel form plush too?
Look at the Poe who's taller or more in a plush mouth.
I will fucking, what the fucking?
Ah!
Yes, not only is Demon Queen a plush,
Angel Mouse is a plush.
So many plushies coming out.
What are we gonna do?
the angel one is so cute the angel one is so freaking cute bro
the angel one is super super cute you won't want to miss it let me show then
and let me show this one again here.
Dun dun!
Dun dun dun!
Dun don't forget!
The merch available!
They will all, they're gonna be at AX, but then I, they will be coming soon online.
And there's also a Season 3 plush, so there's 3 plushies.
There's an Angel plush, a Demon Queen plush, and a Season 3 plush.
These pads that you so much for the 20 gifted subs,
thank you very much.
A hoodie, a t-shirt, these charms.
Hey, you get a cute bag.
And cute and small key chain plushies.
Jack, these are the five gifted subs.
Thank you, Jack.
Thank you, thank you.
You're poor, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And you know what? I'm just not sorry about that. I'm also sorry about...
Worth it.
And I'm also sorry about this.
My bad.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm also sorry about this.
Uh, I'm sorry.
I know you're having in your mind to be a good faithful child.
Come in and I know I'm not my way to go.
What?
4-4 time on PC?
What?
Oh my god!
I can assure you
Holy shit, the PC looks fucking incredibly amazing. We've been working on it for a very very long time
It is like I can't wait to get mine. I
Can't wait to get mine. I
Can't wait to get mine and if you guys want a sneak peek
There had kind of has been a little bit of a sneak peek shout out to Starforge for being the gold shout out Starforge
For being the gold
And supporting the immune deficiency foundation by hitting up the kid's own with at the conference they provided PC so that the kids at the conference could game on Starforge PCs.
Not only that, the kids got to walk away with a signed Iron Mouse wall art from the PC collection.
And I was very proud and very, very happy that this is why Starforge is the GOAT.
Starforge, you guys are the GOAT.
Shout out Starforge for doing this, because they did not have to do this at all.
They've been very supportive of the Immune Deficit Foundation, and the fact that they were able to provide this wonderful opportunity for kids to game and have a good time at the conference.
Very very cute very very cute
What you know if you look at this art, that's that's pretty cool, right a
Little bit of a taste. That's a little bit of a sneak peek for the star forage
For our star forage collaboration
Yes, yes our star forage collaboration a
Little tiny sneak peek
That was so cute.
That was so cute.
We met a few people at the conference that were there on scholarship to attend the conference
and it was very, very sweet.
They were super, super sweet.
Future, yeah, future gamers.
Future gamers.
Maybe future YouTubers.
Maybe future YouTubers.
Maybe future dreams?
Cousin of the boys, I'll be back here!
All you dudes have made it so much more than 25 gifted subs!
Thank you very, very much! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Uh, why did my face break? Hello?
WAKE UP!
Iron Mouse?
What the?
Hello?
What the fuck was that? WACK'EM!
Uhhhhhhh...
What? What the heck was that? That was something. That was something. Uh. What the fuck was that?
What the fuck is up, Kyle?
No, what the fuck?
PC React, and even yeah, my PC was like,
you're getting a new PC?
My StarForge PC is like,
you're gonna replace me with another StarForge PC?
Oh!
Oh!
Pro work ahead, I sure hope it does.
Now what's next, Iron Mouth Jordans?
Pfft!
Can you imagine?
What the fuck?
If you replace your PC, can I have it now?
What does the mousey PC cost?
I don't know, but I saw a lot of people were asking if they could purchase the case by
itself.
I think you can.
I think StarForge has always had the cases available without the inside, so you can totally
get a hollowed out case.
if you're not in the market for a new PC,
you can just buy the case by yourself.
And it's beautiful.
Yeah, we kinda did it like a,
who's that VTuber?
And surprise, it was me the whole time.
Whoa, shout out, shout out to Krayfish
who did the advertisement,
that animation that we had for the Star Wars PC.
Shout out to Grayfish, shout out Grayfish.
Let's be good, you!
I'm big good, you.
Is there another Vtuber with Starforge? I don't know. Is there?
Is there? I don't, I don't know. I'm not sure.
And we have a doll like this one.
A slit.
Maybe?
Or... Maybe?
Maybe.
Maybe!
Maybe.
baby baby baby
what thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you very much thank you
very much thank you very much thank you very much
bro crazy crazy crazy shit going on man
crazy oh my god now we got a steam summer sale
I asked you guys what games to buy for steam summer sale
I got a list so you and queso have the same PC
that's true I think I think so yeah cuz queso is the starboard sale
Mass Effect? I was thinking about getting Mass Effect and playing Mass Effect on stream.
I haven't played Mass Effect in so long, but I've never played it on stream. That's one
of the games I did play before I streamed. Oh my god, it was so funny. So many people
were like, oh, Metro's on sale, but you probably wouldn't like playing that game. And I'm like,
I started playing it on the stream.
I got so far in my cart I have
I have uh David Diver DLCs to play David Diver.
I got the DLC to Outer Wilds because I want to play Outer Wilds.
I got this game called Don't Sleep with the Fishes.
I got, everybody kept recommending Trials in the Sky first chapter.
I think it's like a remake of Trials in the Sky.
So I got that one.
Oh, thank you so much for that gift and subs, thank you.
I got this other game.
Oh, you did it!
Yay!
I'm so glad!
Well, there's a fight in my house now for who gets the rum.
My parents are fighting.
My sister's fighting.
Like I want the wrong am I perfect we want the wrong man. I'm like bro. What's up? What have I done now?
Everybody's fighting everybody's fighting my house great
I
Everybody's fighting over this fucking rum I
Got I got Abe
it's a it's a it's a RPG maker game I don't know if you guys ever were
interested in the I in the old RPG maker games that came out I've been
meaning to play this game for a long time and I will I will purchase I
I purchase. It's in my... it's in my... my... cart.
Yeah, it-
Uh, I have Dim Haven in there, but everybody- but I'm hearing conflicting reports.
I haven't played Quaranius.
It's on my list of games that I would like to play, so...
If you play it in my espo- Oh yeah, I do!
The Witch's House.
Uh...
The Witch's House.
I have that game already, I've just never played it on stream.
I used to play a lot of RPG making games.
Actually, one of the first games I ever streamed.
One of the first games I ever streamed on Twitch was Angels of Death.
I played Angels of Death, oh my god, I still remember playing Angels of Death.
Holy shit.
Mouse, sorry to bother, but don't be playing Warframe before TennoCon.
Yes, I will be playing Warframe before TennoCon.
I hope I can stay awake, bro.
I hope I can stay awake.
If not, I'll raid you and then I'll pus out while I'm playing the game and you can just
beat me if I start snoring.
I believe in you!
I'm trying my best!
This is hard, bro!
Japan Weekend, having to change places and reschedule things due to the Formula One BS
made me sad.
Formula One!
But my sadness turned into hype when I saw who is coming.
the one and only Mousy Eye Mouse Hyper now, to camp the social media to see when the meet
in greek reservation appears.
That's all true guys, if you guys signed up for the lottery for the meet in greeks at
uh AX, the emails have been sent, check your spam folder just in case just to make sure
it didn't get sent to your spam folder but everybody got their emails already.
I can't wait to meet you at AX at my booth which by the way I saw pictures of the booth
And it looks fucking sick.
You guys are gonna see the booth too because we're gonna be streaming from the booth so...
Give void train- I have void train already.
But thing is a lot of the games that people- that people fucking...
Recommended to me, I already own them.
I already freaking own them.
I already own them.
like somebody recommended me brazilian drug dealer 3
and i'm like what?
tell me!
This game has overwhelmingly positive reviews.
This is an incredible game that changed my life and my life values.
Before this game I never experienced Brazilian culture, but this game showed me that Brazilians
are heroic people who will save not only their favorite singer, but the Earth itself.
After that game I added visiting Brazil and hell to my book list.
I open the game is I open the game in the trailers like all all weapons they've been
and gold straight from the favela.
Oh, I've heard of the Last Caretaker. Is he good? The Last Caretaker.
You've thought about getting and playing with monkey lords of the fallen?
It's a souls like that. Got a lot of really nice quality of life updates,
including a free friend pass seamless multiplayer.
I have it on a list.
Update I end.
I would on a list of games for us to play.
Root, Root liked it, The Last Caretaker.
Explore Drowned Earth, Explore Lost System, and read the last game.
And you hear of a game called The Last Caretaker?
It's very much inspired by Subnautica and Raft while still being its own thing entirely.
I've been addicted. Highly recommend.
I bet Root has good taste, so if Root liked it, I think I would like it.
First person survival crafting adventure build scavengers defend and launch humanity back to the stars.
Okay, well, I guess I'm getting the last fairtaker.
It gets better with every update.
More mouse luck!
Oh my god, I'm so many simp-bop games in the tech-
We have so many games to catch up on!
Is Echoes of Iron Crat even good?
Come on now.
Is it?
Yes?
I don't believe you.
Really?
Will I die?
Yes, but it's not perfect either, step in the Iron Crab, a world of beauty and danger
where every battle could be your last.
May your hero choose your gear and master combat by building synergy with your partner,
leveling up and unlocking star abilities to expand your horizons.
But it's a single player game, it's not like, when are they gonna make real Sora online?
guys like what are they really gonna make Sora online for real for real
what about Zanzara what is Zanzara would you really we don't have to fucking die
But they can make a good MMO
Dan Zorro
What is this?
A good MMO are you dying real life? Why not?
I'm not sure if you've played Corpse Party, but it's an RP-Banaka game as is to the moon.
Off is another suggestion in Order 13, where you work in a warehouse and you have a cat
companion.
I have played Order 13.
Just throwing my suggestions out there.
We played Order 13, right?
We did.
We did.
We didn't.
I beat it.
We did!
We did, we did and I beat it.
Uh, I wanna play- I've been dying to play Corpse Party on stream.
I've never played her on stream before, like I played it by myself.
A long time ago.
I would love to play it on stream, but I just do like, uh, I'm playing Corpse Party on stream!
80s won, I have 80s won already.
To the moon, isn't that a...to the moon, I heard that game is so sad.
I already gave it so fucking sad.
What's the trailer so beautiful?
I wanna cry!
And I wanna cry!
Have you played Horizon Zero Dawn? No.
You could play Karrion and be the Eldritch horror you were always meant to be.
Oh, Karrion!
Karrion.
Rey.
Harry old mentioned. Did you play Gris? I did play Gris one time, a long time ago on
stream.
Fun fact, most of the community did not like the ending to Hades. Too so much that the
developers in the very first major update after release decided to redo the entire story
an ending as well as adding extra phases multiple boss fights lol
interesting i did not know that
That's sad, that's sad, first Hades ending is in all town, aww I see, they expanded it
rather than changed it.
Interesting.
Did you see the trailer for Dinoblade?
Wait, what?
You're a dinosaur with its swords in its mouth.
What?
Dinoblade.
Dinoblade is an intense action RPG set in prehistoric world.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck London Naser simulator?
What the fuck you're just a freaking dinosaur with a sword in its mouth?
That's crazy.
It has a man's slop.
Dinoslop!
It started as an animation project.
Oh, interesting.
Paleontology Slop.
It's not Slop if real effort is put in.
Guys, we just call everything Slop these days, it's just how it is, it's okay.
There's nothing bad about Slop anymore.
We've used the word so much that it's not a bad thing.
It's just everything is Slop these days, everything.
We're just sloppies.
We're just sloppily.
Alon!
Bye
Bye
Good Bye
Bye
Good Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
Bye
6
7
I'm Holland!
Oh my god!
Whatever, fine by!
I'm hauling oh my god, whatever fine by
I'm holding these nuts.
You're my favorite paint gremlin.
Aw, thank you.
That's very kind of you.
I think I need to buy a new arm for my...
I think the tape isn't working anymore.
Guys, we have to go over the schedule for AX.
Are you ready?
Hello Lion Mouse, I enjoyed your and Connor's tale of Puerto Rico.
My favorite part was when we hugged Rondel Barilito Distillery site and they popped.
Did you have a standout moment?
Thank you for hugging them.
Oh, that's a good question because I've been thinking about my favorite standout moments
from the trip and it's hard to pick just one.
There were so many that were so good.
All of them! The whole trip was the best!
The whole trip was the best! I really like the round the body little turstle though.
Yes? Hello weep weep. Thank you for the don't know.
Oh no.
Hey Mouse, a new season of Silo starts on Friday.
Also in Warframe, make sure to get your free pride items on the market,
including some of the best color palettes before they're gone when the event ends.
Also try Kokito and loved it.
I'm so glad you liked it, sir.
The run discovery was great.
Everybody was great.
Everybody was so kind.
I just think the whole trip was great because we got to spend time with Monkey
and I got to spend time with Chat.
and we had a great time going around the Islund.
But don't worry, I won't be the only time
we go around the Islund, we will be going back.
I'm already planning the next one,
which will be,
where we gotta see.
And this time we'll be going to another area of the Islund.
Possibly the west coast of the Islund.
So all you west coastians of Puerto Rico, we'll see you there, West Coastians.
We'll see you there, West Coastians.
We'll see you there, West Coastians.
Ones gonna sweat more.
Yes!
Yes!
Ha ha ha!
Yes.
yes we we will definitely see more cookies if we go to the west coast that's
true that's true I feel like the east coast is so populated the east coast is
so populated it's very it's it's hard to see a cookie bro unless you go to like
unless you go to fucking a yunkie and we couldn't we didn't have time to be
I'll say I'm glad you heatwave is preparing me for Puerto Rico weather
Because after seeing your trip, I really want to visit there too. Also, I wondered what is your favorite vocal warm-up to?
Well, they took somebody did oh my god, bro fucking Twitter and their rage bait
They did a date they recorded Ariana Grande doing that vocal warm-up. She was going
And then somebody was like this woman is pushing 30 and she's acting like a fucking child this like bitch
That's a fucking vocal warm-up you dumbass
Why are you so fucking stupid
I need to order some lunch.
Even still, where's the whimsy?
Why can't you have whimsy, bro?
It's because you get older that doesn't mean whimsy has to die.
Hey, Mousy.
Just wanted to say, love the Puerto Rico trip with Conor.
I just caught up on the Vods' amazing place to see.
I'm so glad you liked it! I'm so glad you liked it!
I'm so glad you liked it!
Listen, I'd rather be cringe, get old and be cringe than live a miserable life.
That's all I'm gonna say.
This is the current schedule for IRL streams next week for us.
On Thursday, we're going to be streaming.
We have a cosplay contest at 130 PST.
We'll have 430 PST, P-E-S-T, 430 P-E-S-T
is a cosplay contest at the booth.
Cosplay contest at the booth.
On Friday, we have an IRL stream with Connor and AX.
We're going to be walking around in the morning.
So at around 12 p.m. EST, we're gonna be streaming with Connor walking around AX
and then after that we have a warframe meetup
at my booth. At my booth, we have a warframe meetup and I was told that there's a surprise for me
but I don't know what it is, so I guess we'll figure it out together, huh?
and then on Saturday on Saturday I get a job on Saturday I get a job my job I get
a job and we're gonna be working the we're gonna be working the booth and
and helping people with their purchases on Saturday.
At around 4.30 p.m. EST, and we have our panel,
we have our monkey mouse panel,
at 9 p.m. EST.
So if you guys are not at AX, don't worry.
You will not miss the panel
because the panel is going to be streamed.
And we have a normal stream on Sunday and then we have another stream on Monday!
Woo!
Lots of streams coming up.
Lots of streams coming up.
Lots of streams coming up.
Laza's drapes coming up.
Are you getting rest in love? Well today we have a couple things happening.
Uh, we have a...
A job. Did you fill out an application and turn in a resume on?
what the fuck why why why do people do this what a fucking loser
Are we working a drive-thru on McDonald's?
McDonald's!
What the fuck is that?
That's the weirdest bot message ever
That is so weird what the fuck I've never seen that
Maybe it's because I never streamed during the day
Guys can we go back? Can we go back tonight?
No one fucking bothers me at night, bro. What is this?
We gotta go back!
We gotta go back bro, what the fuck?
We gotta go back, nobody bothers us at night time.
Nobody bothers people at night time bro.
We have a huge mega chameleon collab today.
Are you working a Sanrio pop-up store and it's a challenge for you to not buy stuff while you work the register?
Today we have a big make a chameleon collab with a bunch of friends
Froggy says she's gonna use your bachelor's degree in animation to win the lobby to win the game
who's in the collab? well it's eggy, it's show and vtuber, andy, arie, boon, buff,
Fat Nuts, Froggy, Hanya, me, Liminal, uh, whatever this person is.
Uh, I think Liminal Lark is gonna be with us.
I do know them, I just wanted to make sure.
I know who they are, okay?
I just wanted to make sure that...
God damn it.
Why is she always so complicated?
And then my favorite Nick Nocturner
is joining us. We're pulling him out of retirement, guys.
We're pulling him out of retirement. He's coming out of retirement and he's playing games with me.
Will there be conwalkies at Sakaijukan?
Will there be conwalkies at Sakaijukan? Yes, there will be
walkies at Sakai Yukon. Ain't nobody retiring under my watch.
German? What about German? I saw German was playing the other day.
The ARG got yes, yes, yes.
Oh
Shit
So yeah, so that's what we're doing today.
Tomorrow we have another mecha chameleon lobby that we're going to be playing in.
And that's with Anali Giga Hena, Matara, and Eggy.
Art is fun. Art is fun.
Game of Bro, did you see that the game sold like...
Did you see that the game sold like a gajillion-bar-billion copies? Holy shit. Very popular.
It's a 10 million now? Holy shit.
Shit.
It's taking the world by storm.
What the, you know what else?
I saw people playing in a real life,
some guy made little figurines
and started painting them and taking them to stores
and putting them on stuff.
That's so cute.
Very cute.
Also, they change the body types.
You can have like a Minecraft square like type person now.
So I'm excited to play the new update.
I'm excited to play the new update.
Yeah, there's no poses, right?
That's exciting.
Yeah, so we got, we got, we got that.
You didn't clone yourself, what?
What?
I saw Lodwood play a new update, but he didn't use new body types.
I see.
I see.
Well...
I see.
I see.
Did you see the GTA 6 free-sales numbers?
Wait, what are they?
Is it good or bad?
I saw Lord Wigg having a little bit of fun in SF6 last night.
I saw that too.
I saw that too.
I saw that too.
Bro, that was crazy! That was crazy!
That was crazy!
Last night, bro.
With, uh, Ludwig vs. Tyler?
Jesus.
I can't I was like what the fuck
You thought he would lose I mean I feel like everybody thought that he was gonna lose that was that was absolutely insane
It looked like a pro- it did! I was just like, what the fuck was-
Not gonna lie, it kinda like- I was just like, man, I wanna learn a good fighting- like,
I kinda wanna like, kinda inspire me to why-
GTA Vex sold like at least seven pre-orders.
Seven pre-orders! What the fuck! Yeah, but I'm- like, Street Fighter's cool, but it's
I'm just such like a tech in person like tech in is like I just really want to get so good with Eddie Gordo
I want to be unbeatable with any
Is that weird is it weird that I just want to get unbeatable with Eddie Gordo?
And he's not cheating shut the fuck up bro. How could you say that I?
I just want to get really good with Eddie Gordo like he's literally the only character
I want to use like I just really don't want to play with anybody else but Eddie unless
Christy is in it. Unless they get another Capoeira character, he's the one for me.
I used to maintain fucking hate cane bro I just only want to play a cup of water like
I listen I love characters that focus on legwork that's my favorite thing if your character
fights with legs that's what I like that's the fighting style I like I like using legs
anything with a shit ton of legs that's also why I also like playing as Hua Reng I
I loved playing as Hua Reng a lot Hua Reng was really fun to play but but Eddie
was like my favorite favorite
hmm that's the Chong Li play I used to play Chong Li but it's just I was just
always like really into Tekken. Like Tekken was just like my shit.
Yeah, like I like Floreng but Floreng was like, I don't know. I just, I just enjoyed playing with
Eddie. Like I enjoyed playing as Eddie. Like he's so much fun.
These two will collab with Maximilian Dude. He will teach you Tekken. Is he really good,
Is he really good at taking? Like how good at taking is he?
I'm just saying, watching the match last night, it was inspiring.
It was inspiring. It made me want to really get good using Eddie Gordo.
And maybe even pick up Street Fighter again.
Oh my god, Soul Calibur? Holy shit. I haven't played Soul Calibur in so long.
Who did I used to play with in Soul Calibur? Shit, uh, what was her name? I used to play,
I used to play Talon. I used to play Talon. I played Talon. Who else did I play? I literally
need to I think yeah he like I used to play killing to you oh my god bulldo used
to piss me the fuck oh my god don't get me started with fucking bulldo bro if you
were a bulldo main I just fucking hated your guts like because I already
automatically knew you were a fucking asshole anybody who mains with Waldo is
fucking dick it's just it's just how it is it's just how it is bro
I like calling I was calling uh fucking what's that motherfucker's name
let me look I play you know what I played as a few times I used to play
Nightmare a few times too but I think I think I would use Tallinn a lot more
Polly it was between Tallinn and Keelik and I need to hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna
look at the characters cuz I forget their name all the time I was it wasn't
Oh my god, Cervantes!
Oh Ivy!
Holy shit bro, Ivy.
I love Ivy.
Her titties.
Her titties were always impeccable bro.
Wow!
Huge boobies.
The huge boobies have ever seen big boobies!
Oh
I
Gifted subs. Were you happy about Ivy mentioned?
Pfft!
Fucking Voldo bro, oh my god, I hate this motherfucker so much, Jesus Christ, fuck that guy.
Fucking weirdo.
Fuck you!
Fucking break!
And sending history and the world, a tale of soul and swords eternally retold.
Soul caliber!
Oh
Not the bennie's hitting oh geez oh no
Not the fucking bennie's hitting Jesus Christ
Well
Nightmares will cover nightmare
Your please star gladiator. No, what is that?
Mouse if you want to see how good Max is a tick and watch one of his videos. Oh my god. He must be a pro
He must be a pro because if not you wouldn't tell me.
He must be a pro!
Is it expert?
Eggspurt.
An eggspurt in their field.
How's he widened to enter the 300k rivals for man what guys I'm like so behind on everything
I don't even know what the fuck is going on let me tell you something okay I have all
these concerts coming up my brain is like fried I'm here they trying to plan a
a sobaton planned my anniversary stream which is in August by the way
which is in August by the way
oh my god nine years of streaming holy shit I'm old
Honestly, if you think about it, I should only count streaming when it's like I got my
Iron Mouse, Iron Mouse, Iron Mouse model.
Which was December 2019.
That'll be what, like seven years?
Oh my, I'm still old.
I'm old.
I'm old news.
I'm old news.
Cancel, cancel me.
You know, we counted on holy shit.
I am older shit, older than dirt.
What are we gonna do?
You're old, but like a fine life.
I'm not Nugent anymore.
Well, I haven't been Nugent for a long time.
I've seen... I've seen empires rise and fall!
Pfft!
I've seen empires rise and fall!
I've seen it all!
AAH!
I mean, technically all my models are hags.
We really think about it.
9-9 years streaming as Ancient, what am I?
67?
Haha!
August Anniversary September event in Spain. Well, it's time to part ways my dear
Kidney 07 a sacrifice needed for Grandma Mouse and her 103
Bro, that's true guys. I am going to be in Spain surprise
Boy para España. I
Will be at Japan weekend in Spain
September 26th and 27th so if you will if you're which by the way I have to say I am
a hundred thousand gajillion like I'm so surprised that there are so many people
that are that are excited to see me in Spain I had no idea I did not know I
did not freaking know also I also saw that a lot of people from Spain were
upset that I tweeted see you soon spain instead of tweeting it in Spanish I'm
sorry I'm very lazy it was the morning time my brain was off and I'm gonna be a
hundred percent honest with you I keep forgetting to install Spanish language on
my on my on my new computer so I just have English keyboard and I was like I
I don't want to find a way to type any and put a sentos.
So it's like...
I typed in English and then I was like, okay, then I updated it and now I have Spanish on my computer again.
It's all plus one...
That is how lazy I was that day. I didn't even want to do that. I didn't want to do the old kaka thing
There like, why don't you listen in Spanish? I'm like, this culpa es yo soy, soy, soy vaga
I'm vaga and then somebody was like, um, excuse me, it's V-A-G-A and I'm like, no, I'm gonna spell it V-A-G-A, okay?
Because I do it how I want to do it. You've never seen a Puerto Rican type on the keyboard
Do you think we spelled K? Q? You? E? No, we put K-E, bro.
Have you ever seen Puerto Rican people type in Spanish?
Eh!
Wait, we misspelled everything. Everything's fucking misspelled.
We just spelled the way it fucking sounds, bro.
De hecho no se escriba así más.
My country's worse because every two seconds you're less in Chile blaw.
That's how it is in Puerto Rico, we're so similar.
in Puerto Rico we're so similar we're the same we're the same bro so yeah I'll see you guys in
Spain. España nos vemos pronto nos vemos nos vemos pronto
I'll see you soon.
See you soon, Estanya.
Everybody's so sweet.
I was very surprised.
Oh, the skit with...
Oh, yeah, the Bad Bunny, Pedro Pascale, Bad Bunny skit.
That one was really funny.
No you.
They think you put it in English.
Wait, but how do I read that?
But most of your content is in English.
It's true!
It's true!
I would like to speak more Spanish than...
I'm going to...
But it's easier...
I don't know, it's easier to speak Spanish
when I have more people speaking Spanish
around me, you know?
It comes back bro, very easily, to the point, oh my god, I started talking so much Spanish
when Connor was in Puerto Rico, that before we started streaming, we were testing streaming
getting shit set up. I started talking to him in Spanish and I called him papa by accident
and I'm like papa and he's like, he's like what? And I'm like oh shi- I'm like oh god.
I know that
So funny bro, it was so funny. It was so funny. It wasn't on stream though. It was while we were setting up
I think I did almost call him papi like one time but that's because like we call every
like we do that to everybody though we either say papi or we say mommy
Papa is a potato? Yeah, Potato Man!
Yeah, Potato Man.
I wish my homies called me Pappy Bro.
It's just a border. It's something that happens.
happen is like sometimes when you say nana nana you know you say it when when
it's like I don't know I don't know how to explain it
yes kind of like dude it's like your friend you know it's your friend dude
friend bro it's like saying bro what you want me to call I'm carong oh yeah
that's right my mom did talk to Connor on on the phone she did she did she was
very excited and she asked them things and she asked him if he liked Puerto
Rico. They did. They did talk. They did talk. They did talk. My mom was very sad though
to, uh, because when I told her, oh yeah, we went to Fajardo and said, I go to Fajardo
and I told her, well, there was a storm and all of my luminescence was gone. Uh, and if
If you look, a lot of the trees are all fucked up, a lot of the trees were down.
She was like, nooooo!
Oh my god, she was very sad.
She was like, por eso que tiene que ir?
She was like, tiene que ir a la parguera!
Tiene que ir a la parguera?
Or tiene que ir a a a vieje?
Tiene que ir a la parguera?
So I was thinking, I was thinking for next time we go to la parguera instead.
It will come back eventually unfortunately we were just very unlucky but if in La Parguera
so there's another there's another bioluminescent lake called La Parguera and in La Parguera
It's not a kayaking one, you can swim in the water.
So, you can swim and chill in the water, you know?
So that'll be fun.
But my mom also told me,
oh, you have to go when there's no moon out.
Like, there can't be a moon.
So she told me that we have to plan when there's no moon.
Specifically when it's a new moon,
when there's no moon in the sky.
Why no moon cause there's no uh there's no brightness and you can see everything better
you see the lights better.
Okay I will steal the moon when you get there.
When the moon's not shining bro okay.
And the moon's not shining!
Chat, destroy the moon!
Guys, just fucking fuck up the moon already, okay?
Just fucking kill the moon.
Kill the damn moon already! Kill the moon!
I don't know, I don't know what it is.
I don't know, I don't know what it is.
Chat, our mission is to blow up the mo-
Fffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Come on, what the-
Oh my god, what the fuck? Oh my god! Jesus!
AAH!
What the fuck?
NOOOO!
Oh my god, my yogurt exploded all over me.
My god, my yogurt busted all over me, bro!
I opened it and it just got all over me.
Why does it do that?
No.
All right you fucking
All right buddies all right all right calm the fuck down
Everywhere
I'm gonna put granola in it
I'm gonna put granola in my fucking yogurt.
Certain swimsuit-wearing pink gremlin arrived the other day.
Your title figure is really nice and stupid cute.
I'm so glad. Oh, I'm so... It makes me so happy to see everybody posting the title figures.
They look so cute.
these if you if you get anything posted so I guess I saw a lot of people got
their good-smile figures and they got the title figures now I'm gonna eat yogurt
with grola guys so we have we have a collab today and a collab tomorrow but
I also forgot that we have a sponsor today, we have a sponsor tomorrow.
I can't tell you what the sponsor is tomorrow.
It's very very short though.
The sponsor is very short, it's only 30 minutes.
Today the sponsor is 2 hours.
And you probably might be wondering, oh what is it?
I see we're being sponsored by...
Today we're being sponsored by 007 First Light, and we're gonna play 007 First Light on stream today, and it will be my first experience with James Bond.
I don't know anything about- I do not know anything about James Bond, okay?
I don't know anything about James Bond.
I just know British men.
Today I'll learn about the magical world of James Bonderton.
Mousey turns British, I become a British man.
Surprise!
I'm a British man.
My body is so confused.
I had a benedryl.
But when I woke up this morning, I had coffee, again, and now, I don't know what's happening
right now.
Know nothing about Jane's Bond?
Mouse Bond Marathon starting with 1962's, Dr. Number When.
1962?
I've never seen Toy Story 4, and I've finally watched it.
I realized I've never seen Toy Story 4, and I've finally watched it.
What the fuck?
Why?
I don't know how I feel about Toy Story 4, I think it was okay, I don't think it was
bad, but I just feel like, at this point, like I just don't get it, I don't understand
why it's still going. And like I feel like the villain kind of sucked. I don't know.
I understand the point of the movie though. I understand the point was like oh Woody,
Woody was feeling bad because like Bonnie, Woody is in Bonnie's favorite toy so like
He's not like the caretaker, he's not the like, he's not the main guy, so...
And then he sees Bo Peep, and Bo Peep comes back.
What's up, brother? Did I just hear you don't know anything about James Bond?
No.
I'm shaken, mouth shaken, but not stirred. Also, it has been a while.
Five gang, so let us drop a bunch of five gifted subs in honor of the best Bond Roger Moore.
Oh and fuck.
Fuck, thanks typical idiot. Thank you very much
Shout out to you and shout out to my five gang
Like I don't know the villain was okay. Papa dad. Thank you so much for the five gifted subs by texting
He's so much for the five gifted so thank you very much
Typical idiot. Thank you for the five gifted so really pully. Thank you so much for the five gifted
Bleeding for 5 gifted, nursing for 5 gifted.
Now what the fuck?
Bleeding for 5 gifted, don't do that.
Silent day for 5 gifted, blazing bee day for 5 gifted, archery day for the 10 gifted.
Webstay, thank you so much for the 5 gifted.
Wolf day for 5 gifted, dirt profit day for 5 gifted.
Guys, what the fuck?
You don't have to do anything, but thank you very, very much. I appreciate it.
Strokellus, thank you so much for the 5 giftin'
Daymar, thank you so much for the 5 giftin'
Wait, Strokellus, your name is Strokellius?
Was it Strokellius this whole time?
What?
Black Ratchet, thank you for the 5 giftin'
So does Jackie, thank you so much for the 5 giftin'
So's Mr. Wesley, thank you for the 5 giftin'
So's Fat and Broke, thank you for the 5 giftin'
So's, what the fuck?
Am I just reading English for the first time?
Thank you so much for the 5 gifted, thank you.
Thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Gossip it, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you guys thank you guys very very much you don't have to do anything we're just chilling
Ah see you for the 5 gifts and thank you very much thank you guys thank you thank you my
Gigglechads
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Spill, taste on to the five gifted
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Thank you guys, thank you guys so much! Holy shit, what the heck?
We're just practicing for Sabaton, oh my god.
Sabaton in September? By the way, I'm planning out events, stuff for us to do.
Here, anything is worth...
... for a tank giftin'!
Oh, the thing from Five Gifted is one of them Devil May Cry.
You know what's Devil May Cry?
I want to play the Devil May Cry game.
It's like the one that's like not Devil May Cry.
The DMC Devil May Cry.
I want to play that one.
The one that people don't like.
Don't play.
It's a polarizing one. I know a lot of people didn't like it. I don't know. It just looks different
But you know that'll be it another time guys we're gonna play harvester
We're gonna play harvester for fucking
terraria calamity month oh by the way that reminds me um the 1.0 the update for
the harvester yes
The 1.0 update for PowerWorld is coming on July 10th.
What day does it come out on July 10th?
We're doing a server.
We're gonna do a PowerWorld server.
So Power World in July.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the gift.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you so much for the gift itself.
I appreciate it.
Thank you guys.
I wish we harvest that bro.
I wish bro.
Did you guys send me an update on Haunting Chocolate here too?
And I'm like that game is never coming out bro.
That game is never coming out.
game is never coming out. I went fucking crazy on fucking fields of mystery
Holy shit, I have 247 hours in the game
While reharvest shadows so bad, bro, I've been I've been waiting for that game. I just I just don't think I
I don't think it's gonna come out either let's see if there's any news the last
update they posted was May 11 but they did confirm that we harvest shadows is
not coming out in 2026 so it's not coming out in 2026 but maybe possible 2027
oh yeah I gotta play world to empress too fuck man there's so many games we
I got a lot of fucking play.
Ah!
I saw that game, The Mound.
That one looked pretty cool.
Guys, we're going to play Harvestr.
The backlog continues and it's going to get worse because there's a lot of games coming
out and there's a lot of fun games I want to play.
Like I said, we have a sponsor today, we have a sponsor tomorrow too.
I can't tell you what the sponsor is, it's going to be a surprise, but it's going to
be 30 minutes and hopefully you guys like it and it's going to be really cute and I
hope you guys like it.
And today we're going to do double roll seven and we're also going to make a chameleon
today and tomorrow. What's your thoughts on the Wolverine game? I want to play the Wolverine
game. Marvel Rivals! Oh my god, I gave up on Marvel Rivals, bro. I gave up on Marvel
rivals man I can't I can't it got so sweaty bro it got so fucking sweaty I
mean it's fun sometimes but it's like it's sweaty and it's like I just honestly
can't see myself like grinding to go up and rank like all the time
I'm glad that we did have that moment because I proved to myself that I could rank up and I could do it
So it was nice to be able to like prove to myself that I could do it if I wanted to
That was my mini gamer moment
I know I proved that I could if I wanted to, but I don't want to.
What did you mean?
I mean Cloak and Dagger.
And I know what you're going to say.
Oh, of course.
Ah, Cloak and Dagger.
Me, no, of course.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
You don't want to eat my ass.
I don't care.
I like that.
I like Cloak and Dagger.
Curl started Warframe?
No way.
He did?
He did!
he sent me stuff no he didn't send me shit he's playing ball here oh my god I'm
gonna mess with him playing warframe
he didn't tell me hey make him join our make him join make him join us
Hello.
B-9 Karo.
Join us Karo. What if I played a game?
This new little model is so cute.
Oh my god, he is playing Warframe. What the fuck?
Well, we got one we got another one bros
I will be playing warframe again very soon. We gotta play the new update braille
He's gotta play the new update before ten o'con before ten o'con
I'm jealous you get to hang out with Rook. Oh my god. I'm so excited. I'm so excited
We're gonna be hanging out at AX together at my booth, but we also will be hanging out with everybody again at TennoCon
So we'll be chilling at TennoCon. I'm excited. This is my first TennoCon. I'm so honored to be invited to go to TennoCon
And I asked them if I could cover
I asked them if I could cover party of your lifetime and they said yes, so I'm like yes
I have been officially sanctioned. I've been given the go ahead
Hell yeah
I asked for both part of your life time and the Great Despair, so I said yes
So I was like
Bro
After playing listening to them sing join us embraces don't every races is not
Is not so haunting holy shit. I was like this game is on this this song is so like ominous is fuck
What the fuck?
like without knowing you're like but then once you're a knowler it's like oh my
god the song is crazy
Once we hit the scene, there's no turning back
I'm gonna bring my feelings, gonna feel the heat
And we can't be beat
We call our lives a millennium blow
That's not a soul, the song is a soul made strangely, oddly creepy
the way bro I thought I wish I could go back and replay this whole story all
over again because like playing while like the song is playing that shit was
so good holy shit they really did man why are they so glad warframe so good
no no no I want to erase my memory and act like I was playing it all over again
Like, I've never experienced it and experienced it all over again.
Like, how is it that good? Like, how do they... Man!
How do they do it every time and this game is supposed to be free?!
Ugh!
Oh, Coral just has to be- I started today on stream, have it open right now cause I'm
checking the characters. I was like bruh we should play. Will you be watching
TennoCon? I will be at TennoCon and I will be streaming TennoCon so yes I will
be at TennoCon and we will be streaming TennoCon not just watching we'll be
watching TennoCon together and experiencing it together.
But it's gonna be a good time.
Oh my god, yes, Tenno, oh my god, TennoCon.
I don't remember I don't remember if they gave me like permission to stream the concert or not. I think they did
But I'm not sure. I don't want to like speak out of turn. I don't know
I'm not sure. I think they did but I'm not sure but I'm so excited because I can't wait to watch 10 o'clock concert
I'm so excited
It's it's like holy shit, I'm so excited
I'm so excited, guys. I will double-check.
Tell Kuro to look at the heirloom ember for no particular reason.
Yeah, invite him. Wait, join my clan, Kuro.
And we invite him to the clan, please so he can join.
Kuro got gifted the Ember heirloom, of course, how my mods will send you an invite.
Hold on, let me, though I'm gonna send you his name.
Oh
You roll okay
All the number wait, what is your number?
Okay
I'm getting stronger, but I'm still in the pain.
Time to show the way.
Oh, you broke it with all your pain.
Do you come up with something?
I know I'm never letting go.
What's your favorite word from your rallyeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I'm
Bro, this sounds like a BSB song and then the other one sounds like an NSYNC song and I'm like, they understood the assignment for real.
Oh my god, he sent me to hell.
Look at the pain, look what he sent me!
oh my god my fucking discord froze
For all your asses so big that my nicks form froze
pero carajo coño
babe
come on
i'ma get scraped
another song
not cruel setting me this
I am sorry me this.
No, I mean, dude, yeah, bro, that fucking butt, look at that ass.
That, that ass.
mouse frame win? mouse frame, mouse frame, mouse frame!
mermaid, our mouse win? oooooh, mermaid!
Mameda, Mameda.
It was a pussy facing the world, my friend.
What?
Oh, Leigh.
Oh, Leigh.
I don't have any pictures of my frames on this computer!
Fuck!
I don't have any pictures of my frames on this computer, Braille.
Mesa heirloom looker up.
Miss the air gnome?
Oh my god!
Wee!
Oh my god, she comes up to you, Levin!
oh my god this is hard as shit I need this
Oh my god, I'm so glad I have so much plaid saved up, holy shit.
Holy shit, this is incredible.
Oh my god, oh my god, serving up the most delicious meal.
You prefer her with a punch or what?
What?
Buh Buh
Buh Buh Buh
Buh Buh Buh Buh
Buh Buh
Buh Buh Buh Buh
Buf Buf Buf Buf Buf Buf
Jesus!
I love- you know what makes me laugh?
I love how like, we-
I- we've been seeing an influx of people complaining about like
Video games, they're gonna rebake
gonna rebake video games
so much gooner bait, blah blah blah, two sexy designs, blah blah blah, but ain't nobody
ever coming for Warframe because everybody who plays Warframe, we know why we're here.
We know why we're here and we know what we like.
And we never have to apologize for it.
We know why we're here, we know what we like, and we never have to apologize for it, no
one ever says anything.
been sexy for years. Even though I joined recently, but I'm gonna lie and say I've been
apart for years. I'm a newly converted. I still think I'm a baby tenno, even though
somebody was like you're not a baby tenno anymore and i'm like i still feel like a baby tenno
it's yeah it's like i if you don't like it then go play something else bro
yeah kuro's a baby tenno now and i'm and i'm not a baby tenno
You know what's crazy bro, but it's just like if people are that complain about like gunerbait shit the second
They make video game characters that are not gonna be like oh my god. They're making all my video game characters ugly and it's just like
All right, what do you want then the what?
What is it that you want? What do you want?
What do you want?
it's the same people complaining that women in games are ugly and they're not
sexy those same people complaining about rumor bay were the same ones like
screaming about fucking Lafay or whatever the fuck the god of war thing
and it's just like okay well what what is happening
like you just want to look at penis all day is that it you just want to look at
dicks all day you just want to look at cops that's fine that can be a rage we
could have nothing but cock up in this game not the same people it's literally
the same people bro it's literally legit the same people I've literally seen
the same accounts argue both ways and it's just like just say you love cock bro
aren't you just admit that you love penis
submit that you love penis bro
it's fine submit that you love penis there's no it's no big deal
It's not that, it's just that I've noticed that the internet now only pushes out rage
bait for some reason.
Every platform they always push rage bait.
Of course they do because it gets the most engagement so of course that's going to be
the first thing that they push.
It kind of sucks though especially since like everything's negative all the time.
You just see nothing but negative, negative, negative, negative, negative all the time.
It's not just Twitter though, it's everywhere, it is everywhere.
It's literally like the internet rewards rage baiting.
The point where you start, you start like, it's got to a point where sometimes like I'll
see a post and I get surprised when I see people acting nice.
I'm like, whoa, what?
You mean somebody's not being mean?
What the heck?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's fucking crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
It all started when they got rid of the downvotes.
Downvoting off reddit, don't get me started on reddit bruh
Don't get me started bruh
Connors favorite, well Connors favorite site
Oh, Coral just asked me how long I played Warframe.
I started playing last year, but I got addicted.
When last year did we start?
Like October?
November?
December? December? I feel like December.
December 2025.
December 2025. Oh my god, chat. Hold up. I almost forgot.
Tool of my goats.
Why?
I'm not sure I can play this game, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure I can play this game, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
How am I alive?
Can't tool my freaking goats released a song
Tool my goats released a song
And a music video
Which I'm really excited to watch because I
It is a Teddy Lloyd collaboration with Invasion Club.
Y'all know I love Teddy Lloyd and I love Invasion Club so much.
Invasion Club is a wonderful friend of the precious family.
A wonderful friend of the precious family.
It is um, it was created by Hori Benny, who is also a wonderful friend of mine and the precious family.
Why, why, why am I internet so, but why, why I got her?
It's Hori Benny, do you know Hori Benny? I love Hori Benny.
Oh my god, it's so cute!
It's anything club!
Seriously?
Well, it's not a ring, not a ring.
Oh, you're not the rain, you're not the rain.
Wait, I like this.
Wait, this is so hot!
I
Don't know
Literally, literally...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's me and Harry.
It's me and Harry!
Oh
Wait, she kind of really does low key look like Ari. That's so cute
Oh
Oh, is she gonna get a tattoo?
It's tattoo time!
We've corrupted her!
Wait, there's a new thing.
I wish they would have showed her after the transformation.
I want to know what she looks like.
Ah, of course.
No, we are always, we are always, oh my god, this was insane.
I loved it.
Amazing.
Good job, good job.
Shout out to Hori Denny, shout out Invasion Club,
Asian club shout out Teddy Lloyd oh my god incredible incredible
incredible collab incredible collab wait now this makes me want to get
wait I want a music video like this
wait what about me but what about me guys what about me yeah Hori Beni was also on
dress this I love Hori Beni Hori Beni is a very good friend of mine and he's so
nice and we went to we went to his shop on stream the other day a while back
I don't know if you guys remember.
Great, great, great, incredible, incredible boy.
Brave to watch that blind knowing me, me, me exists.
Okay listen, I know I was flirting with fire, but it's like, it's Teddy Lloyd and Invasion
Club.
And well, you know what?
Hopefully I'll pray that if something did show, my vacation would be a very small vacation
and it would be worth it.
Hopefully it'll be a small vacation.
I haven't been- let me knock on wood.
I feel like people have been suspended for more serious offenses and gone over it quick
as shit bro.
Come on.
I see people get suspended for things and then come back literally like the next day.
I have not been suspended yet.
I have not been suspended yet.
Press reveal my god, not the one!
Oh my gosh, not the one!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
That video was tape?
Of course!
It was tape.
It just showed a butt.
And who hasn't seen their butt?
Who hasn't seen a butt or two in their life?
Like, you know, you can't say you've never seen a butt.
Or everyone has seen a butt.
And butts, butts are, butts are beautiful.
Butts are beautiful.
Books are beautiful!
URGH!
Guys!
Zombie stage came out.
Guys, zombie stage came out.
Zombie stage came out. Zombie stage came out. Zombie stage came out. Zombie stage came out. Zombie stage came out.
We have to watch it.
Oh dear god.
Is that a rat?
Wait, who the fuck is that?
Oh, what happened to her, she got a bookie.
Damn.
Yay!
oh my god what the fuck this is insane it's beautiful I love it this is so me
Wait, wait, it is so me coded
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait needs start from the beginning. I didn't have the subtitles on my bed
Alright, I'll get a great stream!
Go down by Iron Chains now.
They still stare towards the night.
I'll be at a great stream, hello!
Oh
Yeah
Maybe in block
And they're so cute
Okay, then, this name to be K-pop stars?
They're so cute!
They're not even together in death, even together in life and death.
This song is so cute. I kind of want to cover it. What the fuck?
No, wait, what happened?
They want to keep up on this?
Oh
She debuted she debuted at the other girls in a debut. Oh
Oh
What's happening now
Oh
Oh, she became a star!
She became a star! Oh no! She became- What the- Minho?
The face of Kate, Mizzy's eyes of love.
Oh my god, they took her eyes!
Jesus Christ! They took her fucking eyes!
Oh, she is a big superstar!
No, don't smoke that scandaly!
Did she slap her?
Oh no.
Oh, she did.
Oh, that's so sad.
So sad.
The things you do to become an idol, huh?
Uh oh.
This is so like...
They took her eyes and her face right away into this!
Holy shit!
This is called Round 1 Zombie Stage by Vivino's.
They're rather creepy guys!
oh my god wait so did she got bit and oh no oh no oh no here okay well here it comes
bro
oh oh oh wait is it oh my god it's just like in the
Oh my god, it's just like, it's happening again!
It's happening again!
It's happening again!
It's happening again!
Help!
oh my god
Oh no, AAAAHHHHH!!!
Why's it gonna oxygen off their body parts?!
HELP!!
AHHHHHH!!!
Oh my god! Because she lost!
Because she lost! No!
Oh
My god, oh no
I can't wait for the second one!
That was... that was a...
That was something, huh?
I don't like this music.
Well, what's up?
well man this came out yesterday and already has over 4 million views holy
shit bro mouse explain so I don't know if you guys remember alien stage it was a
show that we watched where people were competing on a on a alien stage and the
loser I guess they die if they if they die they die if they lose they die and we
watched it and we watched the composition play out and apparently this is
like an alternate universe where like they're watching from what I remember
what it was explained they're watching a movie and this is the movie that they're
watching it's zombie stage so in this universe they're all idols and then they
get turned into a zombie somehow and then they get signed up for the zombie
stage where they have to perform and as you can see in the lat in in this episode
when they die, when they lose, they auction off their body parts. Yikes.
And then I saw a lot of talk about people being like, oh my god this is
some metaphor for the idols, for the industry.
A lot of talks, a lot of discourse.
Yeah, that's why the pink hair girl, her eyes are gone.
They were auctioned off.
They were auctioned off.
would you how much would you pay for my eyes if they auctioned off my eyes would
Would you buy my eyes?
A dollar, get the fuck out of your hollow.
Keep your eyes, my ass!
Would you like me to see my ass?
You wanna see outside of my ass?
I wouldn't even buy them mouse. I had no idea any of this existed until you showed it right now
And all I have to say is Jesus Christ. Sorry
Well now you know
Sorry
Keep your eyes, please. Whoa
I want to cover this song now.
It's so catchy!
Have you seen Repo the Genetic Opera?
Have I seen it?
I love Repo!
And you see the graveyard!
Okay, here.
Oh, shit.
My queen's not out.
My queen's there braving.
Shalom!
Best part of the week, this is one of the best parts of Shiloh.
Use your name Shiloh.
Can I talk to you?
Can you come down please?
So we can speak.
I saw you at the show.
I thought I'd seen a ghost.
You resembled a striking.
You have your mother's eyes.
I was told you died with her all these years. He's so beautiful. How'd I put this? I'm your god mom
Stay your business miss. What do you want? I want I want to finally meet you something real too
This movie was ahead of his time I tell you will go to all event to all I wonder how this one look if it was made now
We have both been kept in bondage, but you can learn from all my failures
I'm not supposed to talk to strangers or let them through the game.
That either. A big risk. A big fence. A big threat.
Bro! I feel like her eyes, that whole eye show was so cool.
I remember watching and being like,
Oh my god, she's so fucking cool and uprooted.
Seeing her with crazy holographic eyes.
My god, what?
How'd you do that?
Do what?
Do that, that I think.
These eyes can do more than see.
I know, I mean, I've seen you saying,
Where?
From my window.
I can see the world from there.
Named stars and constellations,
count the cards and watch the season.
Oh my goodness.
Now I wanna watch the whole fucking movie.
Now I wanna watch the whole fucking movie!
God damn it!
I'm gonna watch a little damn movie now.
Yeah, she was projecting images of a dead mom.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine you just go to the store and some lady comes up to you and be like,
Hey, I heard your parents died.
Check this out.
I heard your parents died.
Check this out.
From what I recall from the commentary, James Wayne actually stole fake blood from the
set of Saw 2 to use in repo because repo had barely any budget.
Wait, what, is that true?
Wow, that's pretty cool.
Spy Kids Movie, we're gonna watch Spy Kids
and Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Spy Kids,
we're gonna watch High School Musical one, two, and three.
Then we're gonna watch Camp Rock.
We scored movie night to watch Repo one night
been a while since we had one.
People, man!
We're gonna throw in Sky High!
I feel like Sky High could've been something. Sky High was also ahead of its time.
Could've been something good.
What a shame.
What a shame. What a shame.
Oh, Halloween Town!
Halloween Town.
I remember when they recast the girl from Halloween Town.
Do you guys remember that?
Why the fuck did they do that?
I don't- I don't understand why they did that. I'mma google it.
Why... why did they recast the girl from Halloween Town?
The producers wanted a younger-looking actress for the college storyline and couldn't agree
on a fair contract with Brown's representatives.
What?!
I'm sorry, what?
Money.
Money!
I know too much about this!
Oh my god, Anarchy.
Really?
About Halloween time?
Um, Anarchy, we're gonna talk about, on our Speak of the Devil, we'll talk about the
intricacies of Halloween time together.
Guys, I have a- I have a-
Hey Masi, do you like to sleep in the cold below?
In Warframe.
Yes.
I have a speaker with double the energy at off-key.
And it's gonna be great.
We're gonna sit down, we're gonna have a chat.
We're gonna have a great time.
Speak of the devil or speak to the devil, BOTH!
I'm going to go get some water.
You
you
you
you
you
you
Oh... Hello!
I just I just don't understand like
The second I see a fucking volcano erupting. I'm running away bro. Like daily dose of
I'm not going to stand there and play.
I'm not going to stand there and play.
Oh my god!
Don't stop it! But don't! But don't fucking!
Guys! Don't!
I can't believe they stopped to fuck around.
Bro, no!
What do you mean?
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
This one's for you.
Oh my god.
This one's for you.
Here's a cheese ball.
This guy got stuck in there.
What happened to me before?
What happened to me before?
One time a long time ago.
A long, long time ago.
I had to...
I don't remember where I was.
was I think I was a I think it was like I think it was like a Friday's or
something and we had like we had the cheese steaks and I was I was gonna do
the cheese pull and all of a sudden the fucking juice of them of the stick comes
out. It didn't hit me in the face though. This guy got stuck in the middle of a
tornado. That's me, it did hit me in the face. What am I saying?
Alright, I saw the middle. Oh my god.
Huh? Help!
It's not big bad.
I don't got a Hawaiian driving into the fucking tornado.
Oh my god.
Huh? Help!
Help!
It's not big bad.
Evelyn.
My name is Bane so I have to be back.
Help.
Help.
There's no big bang.
Evelyn.
My name is Bane so I have to be back.
Help.
There's no big bang.
Evelyn.
Evelyn.
My name is Bane so I have to be back.
Wait.
Why is this one so, this is so funny.
Why is this so funny?
It's just, it's just looking at the big Ben and then she'll be like, Evelyn and he's like, yeah, my name's Ben.
Huh? Hell?
There's no big Ben.
Evelyn.
Horse.
What the-
He's gaming.
I
Stopped to take a photo this guy made himself some shoes made out of ice
Why are you scared of mommy?
Huh?
What?
Can you take it off?
Why are you scared of mommy?
Why are you scared of mommy?
Huh?
Can you take it off?
She's like, she's like, you know what I'm talking about.
Can anyone tell you what kind of bird this is?
Wait, what bird is that?
Ew, what is that?
Ew, what the fuck is that thing?
A wabo?
A huevo?
A huevo?
A huevo?
A huevo?
It's kind of the sound like you saying fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
I think that's like orchestra early or do you think it's like
I think or girl girl that likes to fuck orcs
do you guys think that's like orchestra early or do you think it's like
I feel like people making children's books aren't even trying nowadays, like look at this thing.
We've got the zoo book right, so we've got elephants, and it's like, we've got the lions,
the monkeys, the birds.
It's jumpy jumpy.
What?
That's a zoo book, right?
So the children and folks aren't even trying nowadays.
Like, look at this thing.
This has to...
What? This has to be like you recording yourself.
That's a zoo book, right?
So we've got elephants.
And it's like...
We've got the lions.
Uh, we get the monkeys.
There's some birds.
You're doing this.
But why?
Why?
Why?
Why do they do that?
I'm sure they do it.
You're just doing this.
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Haha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Oh my God, that's the one guy that took a picture.
That's that one guy that took a picture when he-
That's that one guy that got mad that I performed in the streamer awards
and fucking threw the remote control on the fucking TV!
It broke the TV!
It was him all along!
I featured a clip of Norwegian soccer fans rowing in the last episode, but I just found
these clips of them doing it in the stadium and had to feature it.
This feels like it's straight out of a horror movie.
What the fuck?
And this is the first...
Is that...
I'm so small
You got a joke for a dollar
What's the joke man? Let me hear a joke
We gon'
What?
Oh my gosh
Yo
Yo
Yo man
I'm positive bro
What you read?
Let me see
You're gonna laugh
What?
Swimming towards the ocean. Swimming towards the ocean surface.
And close his mouth. He has to keep it open because he can't close it.
Can I get some more black olives?
That's my mom's favorite sandwich.
An olive sandwich.
And I think to top it off, I'll do more black olives.
The squirrel is really taking in the scenery.
I'm sorry, but they're wasting food.
Can I get some more black olives?
And I think to top it off, I'll do more black olives.
The squirrel is really taking in the scenery.
I gotta remember your three meals of the day breakfast, lunch, and butter.
We're one step closer to having Mario Kart in real life.
No way.
Alright Coco, I need you to focus as he's driving, bro.
What?
Ain't no fucking way
All right, Coco like I need you to focus as he's driving well, what if you're like
For some reason this person's microwave
Good boy.
For some reason this person's microwave only works when it's open.
What?
Is that dangerous or no?
I wanna know how it looks like this.
Wait, is that dangerous? That's not good. You're getting blasted with microwaves.
There's this right here.
$15.99.
$5.00
This guy turned this guy turned his bum and then people wonder why people are unhelpful
Well, I was at the poor day I say try to get this thing even out and I've seen nothing changed
Gotta break out the big guns now.
This is what he had to do to bounce it out.
Gotta break out the big guns now.
Obviously nothing changed.
Gotta break out the big guns now.
This is what he had to do to bounce it out.
Kevlar, what if they fall open?
He should really take better care of his airpods.
Uh oh.
Love us, sir!
Okay, I'm sorry, but why?
Why did they make his claws look like teeth?
Like that looks like teeth.
Like why does it have teeth?
One of my subscribers sent me this video of them unearthing their mom's secret soap collection.
Guys, I just found my mom's secret stash of soaps.
Not just a-a soap. Many soaps.
Why does she have a secret stash of soaps?
hotel soaps y'all mind you she doesn't even work at a hotel and has never
worked at a hotel hotel in the closet thinking there's chips these are more
well let me tell you something that's you walk into my bathroom and there's
nothing with cheeky soap everywhere oh my god my mom my mom's like you're gonna
be able to start your own soap company with the amount of cheeky soap you have
I have so much cheeky soap in my bathroom I have like almost every single
soap and that's fine cuz I use them on that's okay I'll use each and every one
of them
I'll use each and every one except for the Pope Francis one cuz she took that
one from me I don't know why my mom took my Pope Pope Francis soap but she took
My Pope friends is soap and now I don't have it anymore!
Psst.
These are all hotel soaps, y'all.
Mind you, she doesn't even work out of hotel.
And has never worked out of hotel.
And then I come in- in the closet,
thinking there's chips.
These are more soap.
There's more soap.
Oh no, there's a lot, and I'm a little scared of these things.
Okay.
Alright.
Put the poop out.
AHA!
How, how, how down?
How long?
All the way down.
Okay, that's a deal.
Okay, can we just start- start diving?
Who?
Not with her necks inside the car.
This guy used a slack line to make it look like he was bouncing on the moon.
Oh my god, he does look like he's on...
He looks like he's on the moon.
The suspect was running from the police and used a nearby golf cart to try and evade them.
He just pulled off, he just pulled off.
Hey, get in the golf cart with me.
Yeah, this is the fastest one right there.
This right here?
That's the fastest golf cart?
BAM!
A golf cart chase?
Stop the cart, stop the cart.
Get out of the cart.
Sandy, scream. Get out of the cart.
Hands up, hands up.
You're evading a race.
This made the world record for the highest front flip on a pogo stack.
Whoa!
This how you open up a jalapeno.
Halapeña
Slap that. Now it's ready to eat.
He's living it every-
Wait, how?
Slap that. Now it's ready to-
This is how you open up a Halapeña.
Slap that. Now it's ready to eat.
He's living it every dog's fantasy right now.
What the fuck?
Bro, I gotta show this to my mom, see what she thinks about me.
This might be one of the meanest, nice things-
My mom will probably be like,
I am-
Jugando en la iglesia, jugando en la iglesia.
Que horror, que horror jugando en la iglesia.
This might be one of the meanest, nice things to ever do to someone.
Well, that's my brother's birthday today, my older brother.
And I got him a hundred dollar bill, I just, um,
just don't remember where I put it,
cause most of these are fake.
What?
It's in here somewhere.
Show us what it's like to get a lot of pepper staff in here.
I saw myself.
Oh!
She's figured out how to trick her dog
into taking his medicine.
Dropping his free pill and pretending
that I don't want him to eat it.
Don't get it, don't get it, oh no!
No!
Ah!
She's figured out how to trick her dog
into taking his medicine.
No! Don't get it! Don't get it!
Don't get it! Oh no!
No!
He was...
Good boy!
I've never seen someone look so...
He's so confused!
He's like, what the heck?
I've never seen someone look so happy playing Beyblade before.
Two, one.
Watch this there.
I've never seen someone look so happy playing Beyblade before.
What?
I think they were moderately happy.
What are you...
I see people happy with Beyblade.
Whoa.
These firefighters saved some ducklings that were stuck in a storm drain.
Oh, duckling?
Watch me just go back in.
I got the fucking talking eater.
What the heck?
What the fuck?
I don't know when you'll find a surprise in the bag.
This has gotta be the world's longest Rubik's cube.
What the fuck?
I still can't figure out which way is the right way up.
Wait, what?!
I still can't figure out which way is the right way up.
I feel like this is the this is the right way up this way
are you near-sighted or far-sighted these are fake
there are 3d movie glasses
I talked him out.
I've been resided.
I've been...
I've been...
I've been...
These are fake.
You know that reminds me of the clip of a guy
that he's streaming and he's like...
He's like, oh, somebody sent him a message
asking to see the fridge and he was like,
oh yeah, there is no fridge! Yeah, there is no fridge, guys!
I need to eat movie glasses.
be glasses. There is no brakes! And everybody was like betrayed.
There's this goldfish in Canada that predicts the winner of each World Cup game.
To pick a time, the fish swims over to one side and that's the winner.
And somehow people are actually trusting it. His name is Swim Bappe, which is unreal and everyone can't put it over just to see what he'd pick next.
The whole concept is hilarious. You can check in on him at Wellington and John Street and honestly this made my whole day.
So we've come to the Cappy Bar at Cafe and this is my new pal. He's a Chinese bamboo rat.
And he's loving the corn.
He found the king of the turnips.
Happy bird.
Oh my God, legendary Starbuck Valley termites. Lord.
What the fuck? Whoa.
Whoa!
Wait, what?
their heads against the wall to alert the entire colony of potential predators.
This canine served in the police department and received a traditional end-of-service sign-off
for his many years of service.
Canine Ritter, we thank you for your eight years of service.
You have raised the standard for explosive detection.
Aww.
And made your handler very proud.
Thank you for knowing the recognition.
And thank you for your service.
Thanks.
Congratulations.
We're going to downtown.
Wow!
Mouse says garden, what the?
Damn.
So, how do you think he does the dishes?
Ufa, you guys, you want the groom's hat?
Wow!
What the?
Three, two, one, action!
I'm your honey bachelors.
Welcome to Red Star on your combat.
Is no wonder that Kings
Wow, what do you matter Kings used to have jesters
The Zamputee wanted to show us how she performs everyday tasks with only one hand such as ringing out of cloth
So what I do is
This wrap it around yeah
I can feel their frustration through the screen.
好像 the slowest interactive ad I've ever seen, what...
Actually majority of these ads know what they grow with because they know where they are,
they also know how much they'll feed them.
Most of the ads I've seen are related to Tom andurt's
zaw maze in ten years.
Also, a lot of ad ads have reported that people watch this channel
Wait, that's so cool!
Woooo!
If you enjoyed this video, I think you're helping me out with this one as well.
And I'll see you guys again, whenever soon. Later.
Wooo! I want one!
I want one!
I want one!
I'll take one.
Later.
I went through the quiz zone. Oh, do you think he made the noise and it wasn't a thing?
wait a minute that makes so much sense am I really that gullible?
no those were legit that's how they work
what do I know do I look like
what do I know I don't know anything what do I know what do I know what do I know
What do I know? I don't know anything.
You look smell what?
What if I pop my head out one more time?
What is- What if I pop my head out one more time?
Doofy?
Maybe- Maybe the urge should- Oh shit, I take my meds.
Fuck.
God damn it.
Why am I so terrible?
Hey, why am I so terrible?
Why am I so terrible?
It's Pikachu!
I like so terrible
Wait and I'll take my medicine!
Wait, I gotta take it!
Eat the peels!
Eat the peels!
Wait, how did... is this one?
No, it's not this one.
Is this one?
No, it's not that one.
It's not that one either!
Help!
not that one. It's not that one either! Help! It's not that one either! It is this one.
and this one
No, Bob!
Bob!
No, Bob.
Bob, I'm almost done.
No! That's not what I showed him!
I showed him something else!
Uh oh.
Oh
I don't see anything
Oh my god.
This is so freaking pot-messy-sing. This content is so goaded. Seriously.
Like earlier...
Earlier was a fucking...
But they were like...
This stream is low-key goaded for real!
This stream is so goaded for real!
This cartoon, ladies, got it for real!
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This game is rated 88 out of 100 on Metacritic and this is the best Bond game in the last
20 years.
Well, everybody says, I've heard nothing but positive things about this game.
I'm learning...
I'm learning so much today.
I wanna learn all about James Bond.
I didn't catch your name.
I didn't get it.
I didn't give it.
Hey, how can I be that safe?
Bond is immature and reckless.
That's strong.
I
Well, she's hot. I mean, she's beautiful.
Wait, what?
Wait, huh?
What?
Morgan?
Okay, his name is not Morgan in the game, but I know it is Morgan, okay?
Morgan in the game?
Uh, at ILI launch is just the beginning, the roadmap is just a start.
There's plenty of more surprises, updates and reveals waiting in the wings and waiting to share what's next with you.
So if you're excited about what you see today, you're going to love what's coming and this is, uh, I guess this is the roadmap.
The roadmap of the game.
Year one content.
Assignments may be reassigned or delayed.
Immersive new challenges, upgrades, path, tracing, Nintendo.
They're going to go on the Switch too.
Wait, G2 glasses? What?
Glasses?
Wait, like, like glasses glasses?
In the game, you get really cool spy glasses?
New game plus campaign, Bomber will return.
Wait a minute!
Bomber?
Hey, he looks so familiar.
Wishes Milestones Total Mode and Days Bond Day Reward.
Oh, why won't I play now because I want to be James Bond.
I'm going to become the Bond.
I don't have a suit.
If only I had a suit, then I can truly become a true gentleman of mystery.
I'm not a gentleman.
Can a woman be James Bond?
I mean 007.
A woman can be 007?
You
Don't know is that to be James Bond or is it like it's just you know, let me stop asking those place
Let me stop asking. Oh my god. Oh my body
You guys have a lot of questions.
I have so many useful questions.
If you don't answer these questions right now.
If you don't want to answer the...
I can't even see myself.
Who am I?
where am i what am i
Oh my god, the shit is in your face.
You're voting.
I'm in the dark!
I'm still.
It's me!
So if you care to find me,
I'm gonna pu-
English
Menu narration
On
On
Reduce light effects
Flashbang dark effect
Subtitles on
Oh, subtitles size?
Really big
Potato!
AHHHHHHH
Really big.
It has to be.
We'll just keep it that way.
It might be too loud.
It might be too loud.
Okay, that's fine.
Eww!
What the?
I have this earn the number whoa it doesn't even say the title of the it
doesn't say 007 in the title does that mean I'm not 007 yet I can't even be
called that I'd have to earn the number myself
I'm not- I'm the nobody! I'm not even the whole seven! I'm like...
That's me, negative ten.
Agent six-seven, at your service.
I'm Agent six-seven.
Wait, no this, Bonda's more resilient, stronger and has constant access to abilities while
enemies are slower and weakened.
The best setting for people that want to focus on the story, uh, balance and- oh, this is
intended.
Okay, Peerist!
Heck no, intended.
Hey, they're crazy, Peerist.
You guys are nuts.
I'll never- I'll never get past the first stage.
That's just how bad I am.
Whoa!
You guys are nuts.
I'll never, I'll never get past the first stage.
That's just how bad I am.
Whoa, circles!
Whoa, it's like a movie.
It's getting three minutes.
Going in line.
Upscited.
Upscited.
Mission details are in.
One of our go.
The February is done.
We're on a terrible mission.
18, 19...
Retrieval mission?
...and it comes.
Good morning, Hagen.
We've been offline.
64 minutes in counting.
We need to get our rules on the status.
That's what expensive work up to.
Is there?
A single through the line.
That's the...
We're reaching where the satellite picked up an unusually significant...
Am I the heat signature?
That's all I've got.
What sort of a treatment?
Wake up, man!
That's classified.
Got a phone in sight.
Oh my god!
I can't wait for it, do we die?
Oh my god.
How do I- How do I live without you?
Yeah, I want to know.
How do I ever?
Have I already died? The game just started.
Ever since I was a child.
Oh no, my big old head. It's unprotected.
What?
I turned to a zombie and didn't want to become a zombie.
Double bone seven.
Oh my god, he's like a newborn baby.
Waking up in the womb.
Oh my god, is he laying on a rock?
Did he hit his head?
Wake up, Samar.
Oh god!
Wake up!
Wake up!
I'm in it!
Oh!
I thought if you hit him, he'd never shoot his out!
Not really.
Oh my god, I'm shivering!
Shivering in the pool!
Give me a warm-up.
They're mine.
I'm so cold!
Shivering in the pool!
Oh, yellow face!
Hey, this game is too loud.
Now we find some crabs. Maybe I can like have a little crab dinner.
Can you find a couple crabs on the floor?
I'm not gonna die.
Hey! Did you find a crab? I'm hungry! Give me a lobster for this. Help! I'll take whatever
I heard a gun.
Oh no!
Nooo!
What?
Holy shit!
Let's get out of here!
Here I should once say hello.
See, I'm not a boosted up when I need to do stuff, I can do it.
I'm resourceful.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Honestly, excuse me!
It's controlled to the crowd.
I'm in under this weird rock, don't be me, you don't be me.
wait what the fuck how do I
I'm hitting the grass if I'm in the grass
Oh
Shit, they saw me
Oh God
Run
Get out of here!
Oh, phew! Oh my god.
I'm gonna be honest, I was planting my booksheets together.
Stay put!
It was an ambush. Both choppers down. Hostiles are organized and heavily armed.
I love this accent!
This is MI6. We're taking control of this mission effectively.
MI6?
Are you injured?
No, oh yes.
What's your name soldier?
Bond.
You're not a soldier.
They're training.
They have to make do?
I need you to be our eyes and ears on site.
Do you see a camp?
Bond, James Bond.
No, but there's some light coming from the other side of the mountain.
That's it. Get there.
Get there!
I
Brought what that what
Run man, we must locate the camp
I'll never catch you.
Up the way.
Does he tell me?
Up the way.
Hey, you idiot.
Just wait, dummy.
Sorry.
I'm gonna be wild with that.
Oh.
I don't know you.
What?
This is insane.
Look at him!
Ahhhh!
I'm trapped.
I checked it out.
Gamers never look up.
What idiot?
Who's S?
Thanks for this now.
Are you sure you're up for this?
Of course I am.
I'm giving significant damage.
This is my job.
Gotta keep those runners up then.
Wait, isn't it this way?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, definitely this way.
Crouch.
Whoa.
Was that my butt?
Was that in... was that in the ass?
Wow.
Whoa!
What is it?
Just...
Wow.
Whoa!
Oh, just saving in the V-Ray.
Uh-oh.
That's good. Keep your eyes peeled.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
People.
Tell me, why is M6 getting involved here?
The retrieval camp has been compromised. How and by whom is what I need your help?
I don't want up or down.
But why am I six?
That's classified.
Okay.
Who's running the retrieval mission then?
I was wrong to retribal, Missy!
How can I help if I don't know what's going on?
I'm doing exactly what I tell you.
That kind of stinks, man. You have to work for this organization, you don't know what you're doing,
you're just listening to orders and listening to what they're telling you and you don't know...
You're just in the dark?
What if they tell you to do something crazy?
Just listen to the lady.
I wanna listen to the lady.
I wanna do my own thing.
Is there motion blur?
We need to stop this right now.
Burn it off.
What full screen blur effects?
What are all these blurs?
Not yet. I hope I'll see you when I play the top.
Hold my line. Wait, I'm going to turn them all off.
What the glasses are for?
Whether full screen blur effects are enabled,
enabling these to make certain gameplay states harder to distinguish?
What does this mean?
Radio button?
Well, I'll just be a bit.
Whoa!
My tree won't be...
That's not odd.
Of what exactly?
Alien technology?
Not quite.
What then?
what then how long were you in the water for uh
i think you're all wrinkly you're hypothermic
get to the camp and find some water i'm not hypothermic you're hypothermic
you and me both you're hydropoamic
you and me both
you're hypothermic
I didn't think I wanted to wait no I am am I going the right way
Fingers are the first to go What?
And cold, firstly hot, then nothing Right
What?
My fingers?
I don't- I want to keep all my fingers!
What do you mean?
I want to keep my fingers and my toes.
I see some perimeter markers.
Good.
I'll run up there.
They're close to the camp.
Fingers and toes.
Water certainly doesn't help.
You're in water again.
Better than getting spotted.
You're in water again.
You're in water again.
You're in water again.
You're in water again.
Better than getting spotted.
You're in water again.
Please set me...
And one thoughts. Just another day at the beach.
Uh...
What?
There is the entire camp and perimeter.
Uh-oh.
Enough to level this place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This ones aren't.
They are all armed.
Is that a bomb?
No, they are six.
Saves us the trouble.
It saves us the trouble.
Am I six explosives?
You're the ones running the retrieval mission.
Not officially?
And you set up a grid of high explosives covering the whole area.
It's a post-mission cleanup measure.
Thermochemical sterilization.
I didn't want you to get worried.
No.
Chemical sterilization.
What's the worry about?
Chemical sterilization?
It's quite safe.
What's not, however, is used to out in the cold.
Yes.
Is it gonna blow my penis off?
My weenie.
My weenie, weenie, my weenie.
Weenie all along.
I must protect my little mom.
Don't worry guys, I got this. I'm gonna save all...
There's a window here, I can get her.
I'm going in!
Wait, I forgot I was in a sponsor, never mind.
Now do.
Good news?
Apocca.
Apocca!
He's Apocca.
Uh oh.
Stay with me.
I'll see you later, son.
Stay for a second.
Wait, what? He knows the language?
How many languages does he speak?
He's a national man.
A receiver of D-Boner.
He's a speck of receipts.
I inspect the receipt. I'm... you know...
Briefcase.
It's full of ashes.
One of ours. Suffolk Knights, hope I'm wrong.
Ashes?
Uh oh, it looks like the guy's dead.
It was not me.
Someone's lying here.
Oh my god.
He's been shot.
Vitals?
I'll tell you right now.
I found one of their guns.
What kind?
It's a TXK Bio.
F-M-D.
Serial's gone.
Discontinued.
Also, it's biometrically locked.
Biometrically locked?
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
Gonna take a shower.
Gonna get clean.
Broken computer.
Somebody didn't update.
Their operating system?
That's Chick upon this man?
Hello, man. Sir?
Sir, excuse me.
He's dead.
Foster. One of yours?
Senior Engineer.
Oh, no.
Keep going.
The senior engineer is dead.
A mirror!
I look rather dashing.
Uh-oh.
broken mirror
opening the door heading into the camp now don't draw attention to yourself
search the camp
so don't worry
Oh, how do I, how do I, don't draw attention to myself?
Like the inscription. S. Popovich.
Popovich.
Oh, bitch.
Common in name. Keep looking.
S. Popovich.
Common device.
Military grade layered encryption.
Hard to come by.
Multi-grade encrypted radio.
Hey, what if this guy has some snacks?
Hush.
Red and white checkers.
In this context, code reference Croatia.
Croatia?
But big.
Corn grid map here.
That's just a site explosives protocol from the MI6 Hamburg.
Oh.
Well, we're just finding stuff there.
Whoa!
Rocket launcher.
Rocket launcher!
Serial 394KLB211.
The launcher is part of a US shipment stolen in Algiers nine years ago.
That was fast.
Keep digging.
We're not done.
Okay, okay, gone.
He's binging.
What if I take a nap?
I know they're not talking to me.
Oh, collectible seven of acorns.
What is your name when you meet me?
Esquil!
Esquil, thank you so much for the rainbow!
It's been a great stream! Thank you for the rainbow!
Esquil, I love you, miss!
Esquil!
I'm moving it, I'm moving the BT65.
Come on, let's check it out.
Gee, mister, thank you so much for the ride.
Thank you.
Someone just mentioned a messy journey job.
9 million lost.
Bestie journey job.
I know exactly who we're up against. A Balkan gang of thieves known as Arrowhead.
I'm curious to never leaving anywhere this is.
Listen, I'm going to ask you to enter the big central town.
What?
What you learn in there can never be mentioned to anyone. Understood?
Heading there now.
I'm serious, Bond.
Is that the big central town?
You have to sign the official secrets act. I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications.
I accept and acknowledge.
I accept and acknowledge the ramifications.
I don't like the fact that I don't know anything about this woman and she's telling me everything that I have to do.
I'm a man!
Okay, fine.
Women run the world.
Are we gonna see aliens?
and three now. Any bombs I should know of? None you should know of. No. Whoa. You see
that? Looks like it warped in. Excuse me, I'm going, I'm going in. I don't want to be
on a decent old basis. Okay. This is protocol grey envelope for bits and
I'm not going to go over that mention at this encryption level. I'll not discuss any specifics.
We need to know places.
Whoa, we're inside!
Now, do you see the object?
Uh-oh.
I'm afraid that's classified.
Inspect the crash object. Wait a minute, it is an alien?
What's that noise?
What?
Distortion.
What the-
Oscillating... door.
Door.
Uh, now it's gone.
Wait, is it alien for real?
Come on, tell me who.
Damn.
I'm looking at the thing now.
Oh, what's left of it?
What are you doing?
Look for the OBC unit inside.
OBC?
It's OBC.
And that is?
Right.
Onboard computer.
The size of a shoebox probably is extended in some shock absorbent rubbing.
It's gone.
It's gone!
Have a look around the tent for me.
On it.
I'll look for the computer.
Uh, did I drink alcohol?
What's going on?
My name is Drunk.
James Drunk.
Look.
I mean, I don't think there's anything in there.
Oh, food poisoning.
I ate something bad.
Tell me whole.
Help!
Help!
Help, my name.
Ooooooh!
What is it?
I don't feel well.
Just keep looking.
I don't feel well.
I'm probably in sick to work.
And they take a sick day, please.
They call me home.
There's nothing in here either. What the...
This place spanks!
Oh.
Are you sure it's completely sealed?
It's sealed.
Uh oh.
Come on.
Someone's coming.
They're wearing the hazmat suits.
So I'm worried give me a second we got what they came for let's get the hell out of here
We can't be disapened in three weeks strike code in Brazil
The others are preparing to find a cleanup now have ever been to Brazil first time
What's it like?
Yeah, I need you to do exactly as I say what do you see the red dog?
Head for it. Right now.
You need to let it go. You've been exposed to an outrage.
What? I've been exposed to...
What? I'm sick?
It's all your fault.
Red door, James. Just get through the red door.
James...
What's this?
Decontamination.
Oh, no, am I gonna pass out?
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Run away!
Look, you need to find some answers.
Wake up, orange stride!
What the hell is all this stuff?
What is all this first aid stuff?
Oh my oh Jesus I'm making a mess!
I'm making the biggest mess of my life.
I will shake my head.
Which one?
What?
It's two of them.
Orange one. Do not use the other one.
Wait what?
Here goes nothing
I'm still alive
I have a little rest and then get to somewhere safe you've done great we'll have an extraction
team pick you up in about an hour they're still a finger off turn their mouth to my
legs yes and we'll let them thanks to you we've been able to deduce exactly who the buyer
where they'll be meeting and at what time we'll intercept in a controlled
environment with no risk to the asset you just get out of camp
scar does kind of look like the number seven
one of your crew still alive I was those heaven I don't fancy his chances I'll
follow see what I can do you're in no state they'll spot you and kill you what
What am I doing here?
Now you're supposed to worry about me.
Now you worry about me. Follow the guards.
Okay, so follow them this way?
Oh shit!
They're just children.
Oh
So many others are still alive the hostiles plan to blow up the place you need to get out of the blast
I don't need to save those people that is not your call
Stand down. He needs to save those people
Listen carefully you have less than one percent chance of success and I say no down
You're bad
No, not James, bald.
Okay, James. Two containers. B4G9. Which one's first?
Oh my god, well, I mean G9 is this way.
Okay, no time to hesitate. Those people need my help.
Wait, I'm scared.
I had enough sunshine on this bridge.
What's the point of you having no idea? One more like that?
I'm out.
Where did they go this way?
Container G9. That's where I'll find the captors.
If I jump up...
Oh! I thought I could jump... jump that way.
Make jump over there.
Why not I could okay the guy over there
Oh shit.
Oops.
Oopsies.
Azul, I think someone's in the raid after the Great Skin.
I wish we had some of this gear and kit.
Just relax.
I mean, that would be a good way to place themselves.
I don't...
...do anything.
Stop!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
Just stop me!
Shit.
Stop!
I'm gonna open that thing!
Shit!
Let me get our stuff out of the way!
Good girl.
I should keep them busy.
I should keep them busy.
Wait.
I'm James Paul.
This is what peak man looks like.
Why can't I climb up?
Well...
I mean...
Oh, shit!
I should be able to use that crevasse to avoid being spotted. I'm backing out now, James.
I need to find those captives.
Then mind me, why I'm the one babysitting me?
Just passing through.
Just passing through.
Thanks for the storage team, Buster.
Who needs stealth? You can do whatever the fuck you want.
Oh, I got satellite part.
Oh.
Hey, you all.
Hello, guys.
I'm here to rescue you.
Hey.
Listen.
You're welcome.
We've got a bunch of time and we need to get you out of here.
What's the plan?
Just get out.
Every man for himself.
I'm all you've got.
Yeah, I'm all you've got.
They're so screwed.
Get a grip, Earth.
I'm James Bond.
I love the others.
Don't you know who I am?
We can't leave without them.
Others.
In B-4, other side of the camp, they spiced into your groups.
They were really rough.
I hope they're okay.
Oh, no.
Okay.
You need to stay put while I free them.
And we're going to get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
We're going to get out of here.
Oh, no.
Okay. You need to stay put while I free them. Then run east on my signal.
What kind of signal?
You'll know when you see it.
Godspeed.
Where's the captain's in container B4?
I wish I could go up through there.
Alright, so B4...
Hey, how's it lookin'?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay, hopefully no one sees me.
No one will ever see me here, suspect me.
Container B4.
Container B-4.
There's captives in there.
I don't see anybody around.
Alright, there's a guy. There's two guys over there.
And what was the point?
Nothing.
Oh my God.
We've...
What?
No!
I mean...
Thank God we're finally here.
I am.
I've come to rescue you because I'm the best.
Listen.
I already freed your friends and we don't have much time.
The hostiles are planning to blow up the camp.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
They can't.
That if it was in charge of the detonator
Still these guys mean business. We need to go wait for my signal and run east. They have these people
Next to the food. Any ideas? That's messed up. If you talk all the central blasts, we're all here in it
It's barely standing in this store
Snap one of the wires and I bet that'll be enough
Hey here the detonator
You better take it. They just left the detonator here. That's crazy
Easy.
And then he goes to the east towards the sunrise, got it.
We did it.
Run, King.
Good luck.
Goodbye, everybody.
Godspeed.
Oh my god, there's a guy right outside.
How do they not know that I'm in here?
All right, time to bring the house down.
What is this?
Staticon.
Staticon!
Whoa!
I should steal things up a bit.
What are you doing?
Look at me!
STALICON!
WOAH!
I should still fix it.
What are you doing? Look at me!
Inside! Quick!
Everything's on fire.
Come on everyone run!
No!
AHHHHHHH!
No I can't do this!
Ow.
I still have a gun.
Uh-oh, primary.
What are you doing? Come on! Run!
They're coming after us! Run!
Oh my god!
Don't!
You keep moving!
Guys, run!
Get out of my way!
I'm gonna make sure you stop!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Take cover!
Take cover!
Uh oh. Uh oh.
Uh oh. Uh oh.
Take cover!
Oh my goodness!
Come on!
Whoa!
Everybody okay? Follow me this way. There's a way out.
Or the team's on in the background.
Help him!
We saved everyone!
No one is left behind.
Oh
What is this now you want to blow us up? I'll blow you guys up thinking about it and destroy the assets
96 would never
I
Wait
Sorry chat, you can't hear the song.
Is it real or is it fake?
Oh yeah, James Bond, you're so cool Bond, you're a man and you speak like a British guy,
you have a cool accent and you're pretty cool, you have a cool smile on your face and you're
And you're really cool. Oh, yeah
Whoa, whoa, whoa, are those chess pieces what the heck? Oh
A lot of dough, right?
What the
What are the sexy ladies coming out?
Well that was something.
Making Nate- oh.
How do you jungle?
Ohhhh!
I'm going to be the first big hunting bond!
My name is going to be Amy Bond!
Uh,
SELFIE BOND!
SELFIE BOND!
That's me!
Gonna be a SELFIE LADY!
SELFIE SELFIE!
SELFIE KILLER!
Like!
Woah!
I can't believe I beat the game!
I
Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Boys!
You're gonna be sexy and women dancing everywhere.
Do you have any equipment?
The name's Bond.
James Bond?
He's with me?
James Bond.
You sound familiar.
Today's not about me.
this is about you and the incident last month.
Come on.
That's the month.
Your visitors pass.
Mr. Bond.
I don't need a visitor's pass.
I'm James Bond.
I don't need a visitor's pass.
Oh, there he goes.
I think I'll wear wear one. I'm Jean's freaking barn.
Where were we?
How's the way we're wearing a turtle?
And it was you.
Anyhow, we're going upstairs.
All the way to the big grass.
It's like the stair you made.
You go big or go home?
Yeah, or go big and disappear.
So I'm in trouble.
Did I say that?
I'm in trouble.
That's confidential.
Well, after you.
Am I going to get punished?
In the elevator?
Is this about me hanging up on you and Iceland?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
All right, that's how you want it.
Pleased to meet you, I'm James.
Okay, why are they flirting in the elevator?
Infuriating you, secretive.
Why are they flirting in the elevator?
Stop flirting, guys.
We're working, because we have a job to do.
Money penny, can I grab you for a second?
I'll be right down.
Money penny, that's her name!
Money penny.
Motherfather, gentle man!
Sorry, your name is Moneypenny. Does that come with a first name too?
Let's not get carried away, James.
At least tell me who I'm meeting.
You're here to see M.
M. Right.
Moneypenny.
You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
M. Then you're not?
Not particularly, no.
Well, Mr. Moneypenny, I see you like to wear... sneakers.
Miss Ponsonby? James Bond here to see Anne.
Ponsonby?
Thank you, Moneypenny. Take a seat. Anne will be ready shortly.
What seat? Oh, I was like, there's no frickin' chairs in here. Where do you want me to sit? They're over here.
I didn't get any meeting details for today. This M character is he in prosecution somehow
She and no oh
Hey, wait a minute. I can't open notice. There's a lot of ladies around
Money penny mentioned M being high rank. Yes as high as you get in this house, right
I don't know, Jays, there was some meaning here.
I love talking I do enjoy a quiet office perhaps we can limit the small talk I'm
sure and we'll be with you shortly my god yes of course you never make it in
Puerto Rico lady you never make it there because everybody always like doing
this small talk and we'll see you now we love chatting we chat all the time you
You would not survive there.
You would not.
Not you or your ugly shoes.
Biscuit basket shoes.
Take a seat.
So Iceland.
In.
Air crewmen in training accidentally
stumbling upon an MI-6 operation at the utmost importance, initially willing to assist but
then you hang up on us. I'm sorry. Go against direct orders and ultimately blow up the invaluable
asset we were there to retrieve. I wasn't aware I was under MI-6 command. I had problems
with authority. Charles, not to take your advice. Come on. Right, yes. Headstrong kicked
out of several conflicts, thrill-seekers.
Oh, no, I'm the problem child.
Several discipline, ah, here.
Issues with authority.
I believe there's more case of authority
having issues with me.
Yeah.
Look, I know where this is going.
You can spare me the velvet gloves.
Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join His Majesty's Secret Service.
Ah!
An invitation.
I want to make you a spy.
I'm gonna be a spy?
You what?
I want you to join my training program.
Though, I have to warn you, it's unlikely you'll pass the tests.
Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents
have very short life expectancy.
All social life is near impossible.
And if you do get caught, we will deny ever having heard of you.
Well, you know.
How does that sound?
I like being a V2 braggess.
Most of the downside.
Money's terrible.
When do I stop?
Now.
Moneypenny's waiting for you outside.
Shows on to the rain, I'll be the great stream,
you pay for the rain!
Yeah.
Put him through.
You're dismissed.
Thank you for the rain.
I got a job!
Hey!
Honston B?
Honston B?
Shut up, old lady.
I'd say what I want, I'd do whatever I want whenever I want, why don't you just get off solitaire?
Now, where's moneypenny?
Some tea, please, and some... bisquits.
Oh, Miss Moneypenny?
I am
Makes the walk down a lot less awkward
What if I said no?
You're in the program too
Just gotta signed
I'll be the girl in the chair
Quite excited about it
I've been reading up on the double O's and I think the program deserves a reboot
Who's the cutest double L?
I've found some new thing then
Well, the other recruit's been out of six months
Who's the cutest double L?
The answer is me
Oh, now I want to get on my- I'm getting to my 4.0 model.
Six!
You're up to speed. As I said, basic training and initial elimination rounds are already concluded.
Only six recruits qualified for advanced training and so far, all of them have excelled.
Final exams are in six months, and you'll have to ace all of them to qualified field duty.
Oh god, I'm gonna take class!
...the learning that really lets you stay on for that long.
Greenway.
Training instructor.
Listen about people in orders above Prince Paulson to Guy.
Judging from your profile, I'm sure you'll get along splendidly.
Anyway, I'm sending you to the MI6 training facility in Malta, while you'll be joining the other recruits.
The flight's waiting for you, so you better get a move on.
Alright, James.
Hey, don't say that to me.
I don't like that.
John Greenway!
What are you doing?
Working!
And you're late.
Oh my god, I always forget he's British.
That's the trading facility.
Seen it.
You're not here for sightseeing.
In fact, you shouldn't be here at all.
As soon as you realize that...
Literally, everybody from walking dead is British, bro.
It's crazy.
About me being here,
you'll have to take that up with them.
I've already tried. She insists we...
give you a chance.
And I'll take you?
Yes. Until you get bored or the work's too hard.
too hard. I read your file. To do this you need skill, discipline, and above all, dedication.
Pure dumb luck will only get you so far. I'm looking for rake rams! Where is he?
I like what you've done with the place. Why am I not driving?
Dr. Breuse, without compromising the historical heritage...
I'm in the passenger seat.
...with a bit of a splurge on the defense budgets.
We live up to or surpass all requirements through an intelligence service.
I guess that's why I'm here.
I guess I can't be there.
No intelligence.
Oh.
S.A.S. is here too!
You really have a knack for stating the obvious.
I'm surprised.
I didn't know they're trained in Malta.
I expect the list of things you don't know...
...is quite extensive.
I don't know!
The Needle's Eye.
This game is fun.
I'm following him.
At ease, soldiers!
At ease!
At ease!
At ease, soldiers!
Excuse me, the best James Bond
James Bond, the glow guy is here.
I guess I'm a new kid in school.
I know!
Uh-oh.
I knew guys, I knew in town.
This guy, why doesn't he even hide?
Oh, God!
Guys, help! Help!
Help! Stop! Stop hurting me! We're friends! We're supposed to be wearing the same team!
We're in the same school! We're in the same school! We have to be friends!
So, perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, top of the class, I task you with bringing him up to speed.
But, sir...
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
What?
We still have to study for social engineering.
Well, consider it a challenge, Cressida. You like those?
You know what, I'll up this one notch.
If he fails I take two credits from both of you
Do you love a challenge
Oh, she likes it.
It's all mean to me. I'm the new kid in school. You gotta be nice to the new kid.
You gotta be mean to the new kid in school.
Hey guys, I brought my Pokemon cards.
I don't wanna see
I don't wanna see my Pokemon cards
I hate my Pokemon cards
They're like, we're Digimon people
So neither I love Digimon
So yesterday was fun
Listen, I don't know who the hell is playing Favis for you. Obviously someone up high, but you won't get any from me
Well, we're adults as far as I'm concerned. You should only be here if you've earned it
Well, you and Greenway both we're adults like why are you so pissed off that I was given this opportunity
Like we're supposed to be adults, bro. What are you in middle school?
Are we gonna kiss?
I'll talk driver she'll take you through the drill learned from the best as they say you better learn fast
Care to explain the car. Oh, it's easy. Yes. A classic
It's a real life action. Oh, yeah
gorgeous drive there
Go on then get in do a lap around the island
2006 far as a classic
Let's do this. I'll come along
Show you the course and give you a few pointers
If you want to prove Monroe wrong, you need to open the door, oh shit!
Slow down for the corners.
Uh.
This is the worst.
Why are they doing this to me?
Shut up.
Use the handbrake.
I'm the best driver there is.
Watch it! I love this car!
Well, if you're gonna love me even more after I crash your fucking car!
Not too shabby. Next time, let's you go fast, please.
Go! Get to the flag! It's faster than time!
Two weeks.
Two weeks.
Two weeks.
What?
Two weeks.
Take a chocolate.
Take three targets.
What? Is this a montage?
Oh my god, I'm playing a montage.
Don't play punchy.
You're not even crying, are you?
For Christ's sake.
All right, that wasn't bad. We need to step on the bomb.
Now!
Not even try it, are you?
Now, at Christ.
It may seem like five minutes.
Give me a hundred.
One.
Two.
What?!
Mr. Hits!
HAHAHAHAH!
Calls requirement is 30 seconds or less.
Get to the flag.
You know the job.
Run!
For the love of God, isn't that enough misery for one night?
Hold on!
15 seconds!
Oh my god, I'm in a training montage.
Right in the...
walls.
Stop that.
Bro, this is my montage.
It's our time!
Something like that.
Are we in a pit or what?
Yeah, I love taking chances.
I love taking chances!
Oh shit!
Guys, I can't drive bro.
Gamble. Gamble.
Not as nice as your curves.
98
99
100
I'm going to get the turrets on the way.
My montage!
Perfect shot!
What?
I
Show what
Hold on what oh, I gotta have to shoot him
Ready Monroe?
Okay.
What? I-I don't understand.
I didn't throw them to each other, they weren't.
with everything he's got.
Everything he's got is in close to an hour.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
Ah!
How do you surround it?
Oh.
Get the hell out of here!
Deal with it, Ruffian.
Use the Jukers' gun!
Hello?
Oh.
I'm going!
Well that was fun.
Oh I didn't have to get it.
Well I don't freaking know.
I don't know. I'm a super spy.
Where?
Bond, you didn't.
You know what to do. I didn't want to be rude.
What?
They all like me now.
If you're serious about earning your place, let's go.
Monroe, any dating horror stories you care to share?
You look like a man who's had a few...
You think this is a joke.
Everybody likes me except for him.
And that means we're in a...
Press F to fake surrender.
Well, I thought you knew.
I don't have to earn this.
I can just get by on blind luck, right?
Who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your side?
What?
Christ!
What do you say, mate?
Call it a day?
Okay. No more take-offs!
He's gonna break my Pokemon cards!
Oh, I suppose it is!
Mine! Mine! Please!
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god, this guy's crazy!
What's wrong with him?
If you had half a clue, you might actually be dangerous!
I'll get you!
Okay!
Bro, this guy needs some fun now!
Damn!
Oh!
Oh my God!
What the?
Oh my god, what the hell?
Oh, this guy, can you like...
Why, like, how are they still alive?
They've literally destroyed this whole place and fallen so far in so many places like what the hell are they still alive?
Oh boy, what are you guys doing you sillies?
He just punched my butt crack!
They're just letting them fight! Like, is nobody gonna stop them?
Just a bit of banter.
Are they nothing?
Just can't help yourself, can you?
Oh no, they're best mates now.
I for one won't be sorry when you're gone.
Sir, this is Omni.
I decided to keep this barring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Omni.
Are they in it?
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I just really want to test him.
See what he's got.
Who was killing me, man?
If that was out of line, I apologize.
I expected better from you.
Morning, please.
And Monroe, if you want this mess, clean it up.
Alone.
Ow.
Kish.
Okay, okay.
You passed basic training, congratulations.
Wow, in a month I...
There is also the matter of your performance review.
Bond is immature and reckless,
guided by his gut feelings and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
He's a bad influence on the other recruits who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.
It's been a pleasure, Mom.
I want to do something.
Wait, what?
Why he calling Mom?
Meet Trick.
Yes, I'd rather enjoy it myself.
What's down there?
You'll see.
Me trick. Yes, I rather enjoy it myself. What's down there? You'll see that first. Let me give you some context
I've been heading MI6 for 14 months now
Tell me how many terror attacks have we had on British soil and oh, he said man as far as I know none
I like my I wouldn't know mom also none
How about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts mom?
culprits
What?
This way.
Okay, Mom.
Excuse me, Mom.
I need to check your clearance, sir.
He's with me. There's no need.
Mom.
Mom!
I'm with Mom!
Never before have we had a success rate like now.
Never before the precision,
safety, intel quality and conflict resolution
to such high standards.
Unprecedented and unrivaled by anyone else in the intelligence community.
Wish is the game.
Mom?
Whoa!
Whoa!
The holes are opening.
This is the reason for our success.
Meet Thea.
The world's first and only second-generation quantum computer.
What?
I thought those things were theoretical at best.
That's what we want you to think.
Thayer synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions
on matters of national security.
What?
The system's all but wiped the floor with GCHQ.
Excuse me!
Since its activation, we've saved more lives, thwarted more attacks, lost fewer people.
That was there, in Iceland, in case you were wondering, guiding you every step of the way.
What?
And yet it was wrong.
There gave you a less than one percent chance of success, you simply beat the odds.
I didn't realize those were actual odds.
Still, you proved an important point of mine.
You see, I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as
heart and intuition in modern spy craft in fact that's the very reason I'm
bringing back the double O's oh I had you looking it for advanced training oh
my god I can't believe this they
um I'm taking orders from this Robe
Me? Taking orders from a rail bit? I can't believe it.
I am?
You did an impossible thing. I would like you to do it again.
If I can't?
Well then I don't have much use for you do I?
Oh my man, well I can do it. I can do anything I can come up my way.
I think I'll have my Faraday cage.
Come on, I'll take you to Q-Lab.
To Q-Lab.
So what's in Q-Lab?
Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin.
Who's Q?
You'll see.
You really should work on that infuriatingly secretive side of yours.
No, you don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks.
Well, how about this? I'm sure there'll be a surprise or two for you in there.
Hmm.
A bit over the top, perhaps.
You just wait and see.
Oh my God. Man, they just don't stop flirting.
Whoa.
How about that?
Whoa, scientist.
He will be a drone!
I'm sure Q's waiting for you.
Oh, and Dr. Tan asked to see you as well.
He's got a pen.
It's the first sign that says Taxim.
Okay, up to Q, up to Felina's hand.
Who's this?
Ah, Richard Bond, if I'm not mistaken.
Can I help you?
Yeah, I'm looking for my jaw.
I think I dropped it somewhere.
Happens all the time.
Welcome to Q-Branch.
Q-Branch?
Uh...
What exactly is Q-Branch?
My six is internal R&D division.
We design customized field equipment for that extra edge.
I'm not getting a cyanide tooth if that's what you mean.
Cold War myth.
We prefer to keep you alive.
Cyanide?
I'm on the same page.
Where might I find Q?
Down past the central platform.
Cheers.
Cheers, mate.
Who is this Q person?
He's the head of branch.
Dapper looking chap, but don't let appearances fool you.
The man's mind is as sharp as the Christmas trousers.
I should narrow the list?
Wow.
Oh, is this a gun?
That's right, nitty-gay.
Should I position the flamethrower next to the exhaust pipe?
Or should I put the flamethrower by my butt?
I think those below the exhaust are too small to do that.
What are you working on?
Oh, it's this robotic arm.
It keeps...
I should give it to him, please.
Say, you're a bond, aren't you?
Yeah.
The chap from the Iceland incident?
Yeah.
Why when I heard they were bringing you into the fold I was just delighted what you did
and without proper training
Truly remarkable. I got lucky nonsense. Yeah, my friend Paxton was on the extraction team
He'd be dead if it wasn't for you
Well, you're welcome. I
Mean that thanks
Everybody glazing
Sorry man.
Excuse me.
Web industries.
They've come a long way since artillery.
What?
What?
Magazine.
Wow.
Magazine.
What?
Magazine.
What?
Magazine.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
magazine.
Is this Tan or Q?
James Bond.
Stand still.
I'm looking for someone called Q.
And you found him.
Right, step through here, please.
Whoa.
I'm looking to these.
What retinal scan?
Hold still, eyes open.
What was that?
It's your lenses.
You need a little time to calibrate so you won't see anything just yet.
Ah, interesting.
My lenses.
Right, follow me, I have something for you.
Hey, put him in my eyes already!
Whoa!
I already have a watch.
Oh, you do? May I see it?
What the hell? Don't throw my watch in the garbage!
Now you get a new one.
That was a family heirloom!
Now choose one.
What's the difference?
This one's maroon.
That's navy, burgundy, winter grey.
Uh, my name's maroon, amber grey,
emerald green, burgundy veil, navy blue,
saun grey, winter grey.
What was one do I choose?
There's no pink one.
I think I like Midnight Marin.
I wouldn't have predicted that, but I suppose it suits you.
You're the first recruit to receive one.
Give it a moment to calibrate.
Switch on the Q-Lens overlay.
Those are alts and to do and move
Whoa used the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front
That's it wall. Yeah, it has a variable active range in a 360 reach angle
To be honest, we haven't tested it to its limit yet. Why don't you give it a try?
That object's in the queue, lad.
I'm sure you'll find...
Bloody hell!
It's never gone off like that before.
I like it.
Don't change a thing.
Oops. It must still be set to my profile.
Uh oh, Moe.
Well done, then.
Let me reset your watch to field mode.
If it runs out of power mid-mission, you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available, such as the battery on the bench there.
When gummering, we need a clean-up over here.
I don't know. Hey.
Q, what's on your mind?
Oh.
M just showed me the lady of the house.
Hey, yo.
One of yours?
No, computers are not my field, quantum or otherwise.
FAIR was developed by WEB Industries.
The AI company?
Only recently.
Uh-oh.
They're one of the UK's oldest defense contractors.
Their partnership with the government goes by more than a century.
You don't sound overly enthusiastic.
I make field gadgets, not office supplies.
Oh no, that reminds me, I watched the Mr. Egan 10.0.
Indeed.
Money penny.
I watched my 3 in 2.0.
What?
It was definitely a movie.
Gary, watch out.
I
Can do so many things
Is this Selena and oh
James Bond you I've been monitoring you quite closely the last time someone told me that I had to leave the country
in some haste.
Oh, which country?
Which time?
Dr. Selina Tan.
What?
I'm in charge of tactical simulations.
My department specializes in performance management
and skill development.
I've been working with Thayer on a prototype
based on the ISEN incident.
Once the system is operational,
I'd very much like you to have a go.
No, I'm not sure.
Ever been one for nostalgia?
You're intrigued.
Admit it.
Come and see me after training.
I promise you won't be disappointed.
Oh, brother.
Oh, excuse me. Oh, sorry, sir. I apologize. Sorry.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Oh, sorry, sir.
This.
Not yet.
When you're ready to leave, come back and I'll brief you on advanced training.
Well, maybe what if I want to look around?
What's all this?
Ready?
Hit me!
What the...
I can stand in front of it and nothing's happening because I'm so cool!
go again whoa I know that look sweet we need to increase the payload we want an
oil slick not a trail the payload size is fine
it's fine right nice me slow down you'll trip on my cable go on bond finish
I did.
I'm good to go.
Great.
Come on then.
Why don't you tease?
I tease.
Your digs.
I what?
MI6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months.
You're with Creston Monroe.
So we're not going back to Malta?
I'll show you this and you want to go back to bunk beds.
To kill for a place like that.
But yes, you'll be going back and forth between MI6 and Malta for advanced training.
When in London, you'll just have to slum it in Bayswater.
London.
Oh, Stephen Bright.
Foreign Secretary Bright. Bond.
I was just prepping up a few boxes for Cressida.
I hope we'll meet again Wow nice please hey guys hey bond party
gotta check this place up rooms are in the back we left you the worst one party
Make yourself at home. Jesus Christ, this place is expensive.
Yeah. This corner is just perfect for my training gear.
Now don't. Get settled.
He brings down the hall on my left.
Down the hall to the left.
Family photo, a photo of Monroe and his grandfather, legendary SAS officer.
TV!
I'm putting on Twitch.
Zoom is there.
Crass.
Barn Secretary Bright is your dad.
I'm putting on Twitch.
I'm putting on Twitch.
I'm putting on Twitch.
I'm putting on Twitch.
I'm putting on Twitch.
Your own secretary Bright is your dad.
I just met him at the door.
Yes, didn't you know?
Oh my god.
Nice room.
Bond, in here.
I've got something for you.
Is it my key?
Because it's locked.
When did you get here?
About 40 minutes ago.
You're already plastering the walls with study plans.
We have a lot of work ahead of us, but not a lot of time.
Okay.
Who has the- oh I bet the other guy has the best one.
Oh it's her room.
You really considered all that he wouldn't was that I really like the color
Okay
Give me my key
Boxing love it's for you practically had your name on it. That meant to be a jab a jab
Who wants to box me she wants to fight me
This is me then wait a minute. This was great. What do you mean? Look how big it is?
Huge and I got a balcony
And this does be the bunk beds
Monroe are you hacking my laptop again? Stop it. I'm gonna hack your laptop
I
Was your room is this bathroom is bigger than my last flow before that put together
Find something else to hack
Long your room
I
Boy, someone needs to unpack the kitchen. What's for dinner? Not me
Wait, so she's gonna live by herself in here with two dudes?
Gotta love this watch
It's great, right? Not bad at all
That's all.
Powerful thing this watch.
Bond, you wanna try the game?
Take this card.
Look at it for 10 seconds
and try to memorize as much as possible.
What card?
Second card for m-m-m-m-m-monic?
Chaining.
10, nine, eight, seven,
six five four three two one
times up okay now tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners
umbrella and crown and that's correct
it was a better drill i tell you a better drill
I'm relying for you.
Consolation protocol.
Human factors, trust and manipulation.
Mind games and digital doors.
Can't play mind games.
See you're an avid reader, Monroe.
Not while I'm on the bay.
Oh my, mate.
The poor listening to recruits test what?
I got 100% on my tests.
more games syndicate cards versus homo sapiens what the
you y'all I think we're gonna play games here we're not playing any games
those games are never gonna be played
your paintings just some mass-produced replica pretty I love this watch
turn on some killin guys I'm not taking that base how about we give it another
thing and then decide. Bond, could you come to the kitchen? I'm coming. I'm coming.
Hey guys. I'm here.
What?
Now you're here. You can help us settle something. I'll just get Monroe. Hey Monroe.
He's right there.
I'm coming to the kitchen.
Coming.
Bond, you'll be the judge. What do you say?
This grotesque pastiche of hyper-masculine tropes or this piece massively commanding negative space of the quiet intensity
In other words the cool picture or the boring one. I want a cool picture
The poster
Sorry Cress. I like the explosive and uncontrolled aesthetics also
You can see that girl's firing you like a counting you make if that post it goes up here
Your shoes go in your room and row those two things are completely unrelated
What the?
Dr. Cressiga, head out.
Let's go eat.
Thank God, I'm starving.
I had this a decent Indian just around the corner.
Want to go eat?
There's just enough time before we head back to Malta.
Alright.
Are we all living in that apartment together?
Don't worry!
What are we doing back here?
Always do not be unexpected. It's the first rule of spy craft.
The task is simple. Go in and get the flag.
No lethal forces allowed unless the opponent has intent to kill.
This may not be real guns, but we still play by those rules is that understood
Bond your first Crescent Monroe will be your radio support
Try not to embarrass yourself. Hey pieces in boys
Greenway emphasize our code of conduct so this exercise must be about testing how good we are with the new equipment from Q-Lamb
Natural thing with that watch
You'll learn circles around the West Grounds.
Coming in.
In position. Good luck.
What are you waiting for? The gate to open.
Must be part of the test. Use your watch, Bond.
Oh.
Entering now.
Here we go.
This is it, Bond.
What?
Get that flag.
Remember your training, mate.
You've got this.
You've got your Q-lens.
Use it.
Good thinking. Staying low.
Let's show these guys we were made off.
Stick to the playbook and they won't stand a chance.
Right.
Let's do this.
Uh, are...
Guys, aren't these supposed to be my teammates in school?
and
left route my choice exactly and exactly how I'm gonna play this on my run
back to get
nice man
He's not conscious.
What the?
Leave it.
Leave it.
No time for that.
He's knocked out.
We need to sweep the area. I'll find it.
Huh?
If you don't move, they'll clock you.
There's someone there.
This area seems okay.
Run!
Huh?
Look at it to this
Who's there can't wait for my run. I'll show those monkeys
Nice they didn't expect that to happen
damn plants
i'm over damn plants
oh this is so taming
oh you found it
all right well, keep looking
get out of sight bums
go for a bomb
Oh
Oh
That's a mess.
He's firing!
Ahhh!
Show this face!
Shoot it off!
You're doing great!
I AM!
What the face?
Okay, I'm gonna go find him.
Okay, I'm gonna go find him.
Okay, okay, I'm gonna go find him.
Yeah, I'm gonna go find him.
I am? I don't think I'm doing great. I think I'm doing terrible.
Lance, I'm picking off, mate.
They're about to see you, Bob.
I won't.
I've never heard you coming.
Never heard me call me.
There's a guy up there.
Keep at it.
Watch it.
Well, yeah, too easy.
Let's try.
Again.
Morgan!
Oh Morgan.
Establishing the baseline is the first thing they'll want to do.
they'll want to do answer truthfully 26 that's our baseline now watch this
like me do you no I don't well oh shit this is awkward but the line is flat so
he's telling the truth small initial waves just before shows that he's under
some duress picking his answer let's try again but i like him do you think telling me you don't
like me will affect my ability to judge you objectively based on our past experience
yes in other words you think i'm incompetent oh do you miss your parents none of your business
which you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and unable to
to finish anything.
No.
Are you offended?
You think I've overstepped?
You do realize that the people who put you in that chair in real life,
they won't play fair.
They're game.
Oh shit.
What kind of meal is this?
You're reading books? Ain't no way. Oh. Oh. Oh. He likes her. Uh oh. I can't believe
he made it out. Oh yes, it was very dangerous. Fun. We're waiting. I was like, bro, ain't
Ain't no way. Ain't no way.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
I won't go.
Wait, what?
Pop? Archives.
What is happening? Oh my god.
Everybody's just fucking around.
I am.
Let's calibrate.
What's your name?
Cressida Bright.
Michael.
Pale Blue Grey.
Okay, that's a solid baseline.
Now, start spinning porkies, Cress.
Ready? Here we go.
How old are you?
52.
How the hell do you do that?
What?
Try something harder?
Cressida, does it bother you to be such an apple, baby?
Don't be absurd.
My parents are serving time for embezzlement.
What the fuck?
I had to change my name because of it.
Uh...
Ask about her dad?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the foreign secretary isn't doing time at the moment.
But speaking of your dad,
isn't it true that you're choosing your career just to spite him?
I don't have a career and I never will.
I consider my time best spent supporting my husband and his.
Trudwife and no spike.
You'll have to do better to trip her up, aren't you?
Oh
So Cressida, how long have you had the horse from the road?
I I don't
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is that not fair Bond?
W-what?
You fancy me?
Why didn't you just say so?
Oh my god, they're gonna fuck!
Before you use these gadgets in the field, it's important you understand how they work
These firms do more than just make calls
Bond, Ronson, please pick up a phone and load up from the chemicals on the workbench.
Can't wait.
Ah, ha ha ha.
Look at me always bringing people together.
A dark phone?
It will be next.
Pick up the phone, pick up the gear.
I found what I need.
Splendid.
Ronson, step into the red square.
Bond, step into the blue circle.
Excuse me, excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, I'm going to the blue circle!
I'm going to the blue circle!
My fault, I didn't mean to.
Sorry, Ronson. Nothing personal.
Nausea, dizziness, and disorientation.
The target's balance is affected, making it impossible for them to remain standing in one place.
Perfect for when you need someone out of your way.
I just gave somebody a fricking zakadart.
It's not possible.
Correct. Given your current inability to listen to my guidance, it is not.
Bond, you're up.
You'll be there, mate. I don't know. I need some air.
You can't control the target, Momo, but you can learn to control you. Bond, pick up the gun and hit the target.
What?
Sounds simple enough.
Ow!
I'm gonna try again.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Still? Oh, pure dumb luck.
That's my dad.
Wow!
Again!
We're best friends!
I can't believe you pulled that trick on me.
I was doing the unexpected, fast-reliant spy craft.
I'm impressed.
They did it so cool cause they're spying.
But of course.
But, so?
Early day tomorrow, catch the flag at daybreak.
SES are prepping for it now.
Suggest you get some rest.
I remember when Sundays were Sundays.
Yeah.
Now you got a job.
Listen, why don't we just take tomorrow off?
I wish.
I'm serious.
But we go get the flag now.
I have a world that's over us tomorrow.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Well, you want to do this, Chris.
Oh, yes.
First with the spy craft.
Three-way can't possibly be tracked.
Come on!
They're gonna stand there all night.
Give them to me, boys.
Give pieces in.
Give pieces in.
I know when you're through.
He asked me if I'm coming once he literally just led them away.
He believes this girl.
Piss off.
Okay.
I'm just messing with you.
I am serious about something, I'm fine.
It's silly.
Really.
So we just wanted to reach out and bring you out.
And she's bad.
She's a...
Bond.
She's a badie and she's bad.
Over here.
Ah, more of them.
We need to get past if we want to find the flag.
Okay.
I'll go around the side to see if I can distract them.
Jack.
What?
Well, I didn't see...
How did you...
Try Night Takes Queen.
If that's you, Bennet, I'm gonna stick this night somewhere you won't like it.
Oh, shit!
Guys, we're bad.
Okay, let's split up. I'll go this way. We need intel on the flight location ASAP.
Come on, man. Kick and touch.
We're... we're bad.
I know I'm gorgeous, but you should get moving don't let yourself you're not my type. I need to go in
And I'm glad they please
Hey, what are you doing? Oh
Hey, listen Greenway's birthday is coming up and we're going a little thing
Just spreading the word. Mind if I pass? Okay. Go ahead. What? Cheers
Party with this bump
He believed it
What a freak
I'm wrong
They're having a party without us getting salted any word from your two friends. Yeah, still out
They just don't make SAS troopers like in my day.
Okay, I'll keep looking.
There's a building across the compound that looks like a good place to start.
Sounds like you boys are enjoying your little game of hide and seek.
I didn't seek my balls.
What the...
I do for tomorrow's late training.
I'm done.
Charlie on the go.
I won't decide.
That's what you can do.
I did made a map.
I'm not gonna be there.
I'm still fucking paper.
I'm so dumb chat!
I'm so friggin... where I punched the friggin paper, bro.
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I can't be a spy bro. I'm just so bad at stealth. I'm so terrible at stealth. It's embarrassing
how terrible I am. It's embarrassing how terrible I am.
We're doing pretty good, no I'm horrible I'm horrible.
POTATO!
POTATO!
We're gonna start getting ready cause we have a mega chameleon.
We have mega chameleon.
Oh
Take my fucking kisses
and then make a carmelian make a carmelian
make a chameleon!
make a chameleon!
Come on.
Mecha Canadian?
Wait, I'm gonna pee really bad, I'll be right back, I'm gonna pee as I'm gonna go to the
bathroom.
Oh
mouse is asleep she's asleep she's asleep thank you for your consideration she's asleep
Mouse is asleep.
Mouse is asleep.
She's not BRB, she's asleep.
Mouse is asleep.
I'll come back.
Tanks!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Mouse is asleep, she's asleep.
She's asleep! She's not awake! She's asleep! She's asleep!
If we have to painstakingly sit through ads when we tune into these streams,
at least have it only when we first tune in, not reoccurring in the middle.
I cannot hear the rest of what was said because of it. Sorry, Nell.
It has to be when I say it has to be because I'm not doing no freakin pre-rolls
Sorry
Also, I heard that they're that they're upping the minimum requirement of ads that you have to
You have to have her hour and then now instead of three minutes, it's four minutes
Even if you have it set at 3 minutes, it'll automatically move it to 4 minutes!
Anyway!
Oh, I finally saw Cosmic Princess Kaguya. Oh my god. What a beautiful movie. That movie made me cry.
It was so pretty.
It was so pretty. What a pretty movie. I loved it. Maybe you want to, and maybe you want to do a cover of the world is mine again.
The lesbians. Yes, the lesbians. Which, by the way,
when I watched the movie I had a feeling I had a feeling that that um she was
caglia I had a feeling I had a feeling and then I was like oh my god it's a
It's a lesbian romance across time.
Lesbians, we win again.
Fun fact, some streamers actually did some trial and error stuff with pre-rolls,
and discovered that having them reduces average viewership by a certain percentage.
I forget what the number is, but that percentage is essentially people who click onto your stream
Get hit with a pre-roll and decide not worth it and then go watch something else lol
Yes, I
Guess I
Don't I just don't like pre-roll bro. I don't like him. I don't like him so because I don't like him
Mouse I'm not gonna go see the furious the big bad
I know I want to watch the furious too. I have to see it
I have to see it. It's like my on my top movies. I must watch this
But I watched Cosmic Princess Cogglia. It was so sweet. What a beautiful movie. I had such a good time watching it.
I also watched Toy Story 4. I also watched M3 and 2.0 and Jesus Christ. What the fuck did they do?
Why the fuck did they switch the genre of the freaking movie? Holy shit!
I don't fuck with that to switch the genre of the freaking movie!
They always do that.
Terminator 2 is the same bro, I don't understand.
I watched Toy Story 4 because I was like, oh well, I want to see what Toy Story 5 is about, but I haven't seen Toy Story 4, so I watched Toy Story 4.
Geez.
Also...
I don't know.
We're playing Mecha Chameleon at 7pm.
At 7pm? Oh my god, I can't believe it.
I know, I know most of you don't give a shit about this, or don't know about it or whatever, but this was like big news over a week.
week that they're bringing back lolly rock i can't believe this they're bringing back lolly rock
and i'm excited but at the same time i saw that they redesigned some of their outfits so i'm like
i don't know man
you don't know what lolly rock is well you know what
it's a girl thing okay you wouldn't understand
No one's called Lonnie Rock.
Oh, they uploaded the teaser trailer, hold on, we can watch the teaser trailer.
I
Mean fun of me magical bro, okay, my boy
Okay, also this teacher kind of looks kind of like it looks so
I don't know how I feel about their outfits bro, what's happening?
At least Talia looks good bro, at least Talia looks, at least Talia looks good bro.
At least they got Talia looking good.
your hands you can touch the sky
like you know the love we can make you love
call the girl's body to me
and so I'm gonna kill you
I came to warn you that you will pay for what happened to my brother
uh-uh
she's gonna attack our friends on earth
hahahaha
This is so painfully like, like, what did Lolli Rock come out bro, cause it's so like,
Lolli Rock.
It came out, oh my god.
wait season 2 came out in like 2017
oh my god the first episode aired in France in 2014 I'm listen I'm just saying
this show is so dated like you could see it it's just it's just so dated it's
so it's so like 2010s bro it's it's painfully 2010s
Season 1 came out in 2014, Season 2 came out in 2017, and now Season 3 is coming out in
2028!
It's not even coming out now!
They said that Season 3 is coming in 2028.
basically a show about a girl. I know we were talking about games to get on steam, but did you
ever mention whether or not you'd be playing Danganronpa 2x2? It does come out this year.
Maybe, I don't know. The show is about these three girls. They're in a girl group, but it turns out
that they're just not in a girl group. They're princesses from other planets, from another world,
and they have magic powers. You know, every single magical girl show ever exists. You know what I mean?
It was cute, okay? It came out around the time when all those other like magical girls like,
you know, were following in the footsteps of the Wings Club of freaking, oh my god,
Angel's friends.
Did anybody ever watch Angel's friends?
Oh my god.
Has there ever been a magical boy show? Yes, yes there has.
Yes there has.
It wasn't then, Kane.
It's cute, high Earth Defense club.
And now, I'm talking about the real deal.
That's it!
I'll end this video here!
I'm not done yet!
I'm just gonna leave this shit behind for a while and start talking!
I'm sorry, I'm not done yet.
I'm sorry!
I'm not done yet!
You just need to make it clear!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I don't remember this shit!
BRUHERIAN TRUTH!
I MADE THEM ALL ONCE!
Wait, this isn't the original. This can't be.
I do not remember those motherfuckers screaming bro. Holy shit. Is this the opening? Oh here it is
I watch this too, I love this friggin' show, holy shit.
It's not as gay as JoJo.
Oh my god, this show, this show was, oh god, this show is so unhandled.
Women like didn't exist in this show at all.
There were like no girls anywhere, so it was just men all the time.
And they didn't have nipples.
Is that a wombat? Yes.
They had a magical wombat he talked.
He helped with their power sentry, but he wasn't really a wombat.
He was an alien that took on the shape of a warm man.
Oh, okay, so I guess that was like the...
That was like...
That other one with the guys like screaming was like...
A new one that came out with the guy's name.
This just reminded me that I saw a common writer clip from like the 70s or 80s where there's an enemy that's a starfish who is also a certain German dictator from WW2.
What?
What was that other one that was like, there was another show that was like, oh my god
I can't for the life of me I can't remember the fucking title of the show.
It was like a reverse harem show, and they had like a...
It was a reverse harem show, and they had magical girl transformations for the guys.
Why can't I remember it? Like it's like on the tip of my tongue. Holy shit.
Alzheimer's. Me.
I had Alzheimer's.
It's already happening.
Oh my god!
I know, I know already.
Oh my god, it was coming, it was coming, it was coming, it was coming.
It was this. It was this.
What's this?
That's right.
The three of us are...
But you're going to get fired?
What happened here?
What?
Ain't no fucking way.
Is this a Zart?
What?
No, no, no. Why is this a zombie? No, no, no.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na.
You're right.
We three...
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, pero...
Oh, my God!
You can do anything!
Who's this one?
Oh my god, I fucking love this show, holy shit.
Ah
Oh my god
AHHHHH!
Dear god, wait, oh my god, is this the opening?
I don't wish for each and every end of the circle
Oh my god!
Holy shit! I hate this guy!
And there was a girl! And sometimes you just want to shake her or you're like,
HELLO WAKE THE FUCK UP GIRL
It looks like it was based on a visual novel
Funny, most reverse harem shows are always, almost always
If not always based off of a reverse harem visual novel
Don't get me started bro, don't get me, don't get me started, don't, don't get me fricking, don't get me-
HAH!
Always the dog
Always, always, always on top, bruh
You can't beat Uta-Pri, bro.
There is something about Uta-Pri and some others this late. Always on top, bro.
Always the best.
Don't give up on my channel, stand for our stand up!
Hey!
Are you ready?
Oh my god, I hit it.
I remember watching the whole thing!
Holy shi-
I did a hair man away that's fully gay, but I don't know any-
Wait, isn't there one coming out?
Well, it's not really like a harem though. It's like um
There's one coming out where it's like a guy and he's like in in like a school is it a school
Shit, what is it bro? There's one coming out. There's literally one coming out like
I hate him so much!
And it's only because he turns into a fucking dickhead when his glasses come off.
This guy, I'm letting you know, this guy, he has a personality disorder where he's super
nice as long as his glasses are on.
The second somebody knocks his glasses off, he turns into the biggest fucking dickhead
known to man.
His speech pattern changes and his voice gets deep as fuck.
And he turns into a fucking asshole when his glasses get knocked off.
So there's these episodes that are dedicated to him losing his glasses and turning into
a fucking dick. And I fucking hate him. I hate him so much bro.
I want to find that show. Where is it? Okay, what was the name of it? I don't know bro.
I swear I think I saved it but I don't know. It's this guy and he like... I don't know.
I don't know. I can't think of it, but if I ever find it, I swear that it's over.
Uta no Prinsama! Yes, this is what we are watching right now. Uta no Prinsama.
Uh, automate animations.
Wait, 2026.
Oh! I think I found it!
I think, did it already come out or no?
Is it this one?
No, it's not this one.
It's not this one! Fuck, I got confused.
Oh, is it this one?
Mousy, you might want to turn off stream summary cause this was mine just now.
Ron Mouse is deep in a magical girl and a boy show rabbit hole.
Lollirox Season 3 teaser sparked a tour through Cute High Earth Defense Club, Angel's Friends, and Reverse Herum Anime.
Oh!
Oh, is it the AI summary shit?
I don't know how to fucking turn it off.
Pfft!
I don't know how to fucking turn it off, bro.
What if I just sit here and say the word shit over and over again, will it just summarize
me talking about shit?
Is that what I would say?
Oh my god, you know a video I watched?
I watched Eddie Burrback, he did a video seven months ago.
I finally got around to watching it. He did a video called ChatGPT Made Me Delusional. That shit was...
What a roller coaster ride.
What a roller coaster ride.
That video was so crazy.
Basically, he like...
Convinced the AI.
He like, he like told the AI something ridiculous things crazy and then like the AI like let
him on this like, delusional like-
I have to know, have you seen the trailer for that new Netflix anime, Gimotto Psycho?
No.
I have no idea who it's for, but I'm sure it's got its audience.
I have not seen it.
Oh yeah, he did just drop a new video.
I actually watched it too.
He dropped a video called, I ate like RFK for an entire month.
That was... that was something.
That was something.
That was something.
He felt, yeah, so, yeah, he like ate, he started on the carnivore diet, it was like, something
like meat diet where it's like you only eat meat and he couldn't eat vegetables
or greens unless it was like fermented you can only eat the things that were
fermented or meat and he did it for a month and he said that it made him feel
like shit not only that he got a report that his cholesterol was dangerously high
Who would have thought?
Who would have fucking thought, Brad?
Who would have fucking thought?
Most special diets require a bunch of exercise.
He actually said that when he started on that diet, the exercise that he started on
the exercise that he was doing before made him slower like he was faster off the diet and he was
doing better exercising off the diet than on that fucking diet like it made him worse
i wonder why that happened gee i wonder why maybe you should have made nothing but me all the fucking time
it was all natural now it just doesn't work bro you're not meant to just eat
meat don't do any diet you heard about from some takeout infleger well believe
it or not this diet was from the diet was actually endorsed by well well I'll
I'll just stop myself right there.
I think you should have a balance of stuff.
You shouldn't just eat fucking meat.
It's not good for you.
Don't eat meat only. That's bad.
I've been watching mouse streams for years,
and now I have diabetes because she's so sweet.
I am mouse, L.O.
Oh no, I gave you diabetes.
A liver king diet? Uh...
wasn't it like, wasn't it like not on any diet? I don't know.
Am I wrong?
Boys?
Pepperonis?
I was on steroids once, hey diddy.
I'll get both myself.
I don't need liver or canes.
I need liver or canes.
I got my own thing.
I'm gonna do my own thing.
But you need to get swole?
Awww.
Me get swole?
I don't know guys.
I wonder if I'll ever grow a muscle or two.
I wonder if I'll ever grow a muscle or two.
Just imagine the SpongeBob inflatable arms, but with mouse instead, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm gonna make a phone call, I'm gonna make a phone call, I'm gonna make a phone call,
Especially my eye.
Shit.
Okay, sorry about that.
My father was born in 1928 and became 96 years old with a typical Mediterranean diet.
He could still play soccer and dance, that's amazing!
That's amazing, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
That's amazing!
Ah!
Oh shit!
Ah!
Oh shit.
Pollo con arroz diet.
Dieta de pollo con arroz.
What the fuck?
It's almost meca time.
Huh!
I'm so excited! We're going to meca!
Is it my birthday?
Did you practice?
Practice what mega convenient?
I don't need the friggin practice.
Oh man, maybe I should have practiced.
Froggy has a degree in animation.
Help!
Oh man, maybe I should have practiced. Froggy has a degree in animation.
Help!
He has a bachelor's degree.
I don't have a degree. I don't have a degree, but that's fine.
I'm sorry, my mom came in here I didn't know my mom was in here
Hey, how'd you know?
You talk to my mom every day?
Stay away from my mom.
I'm losing my hair and my vision is shady last night.
I dreamt of an overweight lady, but I need a young thing to keep up with my pace, to hold me in her arms, and take me straight to second base. I know my calculus.
What is that?
I don't know what that is.
Must be lyrics? What?
Hot water.
water's good for you, you know?
Your body is 99% pee, not 1% water.
Some time in the collab.
In like 4 minutes.
In like 4 minutes?
4 minutes before we get our ass handed to us by Fraggy with her bachelor's degree.
I hope they up the timer and it's not like and they won't give us like 20 seconds to draw
I wonder what the maximum amount of time is.
I've seen like five hundred seconds.
I've seen, hmmm, I've seen like people that draw themselves into paintings and shit.
They added clones like what does that mean they added clones
Make one or two clones of yourself and if it's killed you get killed.
That's dangerous! What the fuck?
What?
Use them to make better cover, I see.
I'm Boone and Fredder in the group and in voice chat.
Hello?
Hello.
Red!
Hey, it's been a hot minute.
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh, now I hear from you again.
Oh my god, it's so nice to hear your voice.
Oh my god.
Hi!
Oh hi.
Okay, Roger.
Roger.
I'm trying to fawn over Freddy Fatnose.
Aww.
Do you need to
refer to my nuts so aggressively?
I'm sorry.
Uh-huh.
No, it's okay. You are welcome to.
My nuts can handle it.
Oh, Becca Camille!
I was training, I was practicing.
You weren't.
You guys are not ready.
That's just cheating.
I am the best Mechamillion player who ever lived.
I'm on Metadrill.
They call me the mentalist.
That's not funny.
What?
What was that?
I'm on Metadrill.
Let me tell her yes, son!
Oh my god!
The first thing I hear, I'm on Metadrill.
I'm on Metadrill.
I'm on Metadrill.
I'm on Metadrill.
I want a Benadryl Max.
I never had a Benadryl.
What's it like?
What?
Yeah, what is what?
I never had a Benadryl Max.
What's a Benadryl?
How have you ever had a Benadryl?
My dad, my dad, my dad, my dad, my dad was so thirsty.
Did they ever have a Benadryl in Australia?
I can believe that Candy's never had a Benadryl.
i think it's called finergan here
finergan?
i just made that up
you made that up
it's not actually what it is
finedrill is not finergan
what?
the fuck is a finergan
it's a little bit different
it's different
okay
hold on
finergan
now this is the finergan experience
it's an anti-nazi American
finergan sounds like a canadian making fun of an orn
no
it was so ordinary in the nyan
it's a finergan
are you saying that you take the tablets a day?
because I developed a tolerance to it but it's really drowsy and one of my one of my exes
was like oh I need one I was like just have half a tablet he's like you take two I can take two
took two he's like that's like 12 for 12 hours he was like what the f*** and I was like I go
this drill is not for nausea though you can't take it for nothing but it's not it's it it isn't
Fenergan is actually for nausea, but yeah, it's like it's drowsy ink to you like it
Not it does not that it will knock you the fuck out
Fenergan also knock you out
Like you can't suffer from allergies if you're unconscious
You can't suffer if you're not awake.
I can't suffer from anything if I'm not awake.
That's so weird.
Oh.
Yummy.
Yummers.
Yummers.
The Benadryl.
Mmm.
Yummy.
Yummy.
I'm doing the picking.
What's the best Benadryl flavor?
Picking Benadryl.
I don't think.
The best Benadryl flavor.
I don't think it's coming.
I don't think it's coming.
A little common difference.
We're picking Benadryl and doing Monster.
I don't know.
There's so many medications come in like different flavors like I think that's what she did with the prawns.
Well they're like good enough to have a contrast night.
Oh my god, I need to take my medication.
Good reminder.
Yeah, I passed out.
So last night I was in bed and I'm just like watching my friends on my phone before I fall asleep.
And I go to Boone's stream and he's playing this fucking haunted Roomba game.
I fall asleep to that and I think that fucks me up dude.
What's a haunted Roomba game?
It's just this fucking haunted Roomba.
It's a haunted Roomba
I was the Roomba being haunted
There is a family of 5 being haunted and overtime the family gets killed by a Roomba demon
I am cleaning the floors and the child of the family is like thank you so much Roomba for cleaning the floors
Over the period of days it goes from me cleaning dust to cleaning blood off the fucking floor
You are haunted Roombas that have a mopping feature
It's called 7 Nights at Roombies.
Is it actually called 7 Nights at Roombies?
I don't believe it.
Is it so hard to believe that all the games I played at 7 Nights at Roombies would not
be one that would be on my list of things I played?
I'm trying to write I'm writing everyone's user names out alphabetically so that I can give this to everyone so you can put it as a comment if you want in your chat
That's awesome!
That's awesome!
But then I have to have happy pace.
Are you missing kids?
There might be a little bit of trouble.
Are you missing?
Lark?
Who the fuck is Lark?
Who the fuck is Lark?
He's cool.
I'm thinking the alphabet.
Good job.
You know what?
That Roomba game sounds a lot like the Dino
You are missing Hanya
There will come soft reigns
Hanya is ok
Yes
There will come soft reigns
There will come soft reigns
It's about a house that continues cleaning itself
If there war kills everyone
That's kind of depressing
You make everything sound so cool
It is from the house's perspective or is it just from the house's perspective?
It's about that, it's not explicitly from it's perspective
From how the house is perspective
The house is perspective
The house walks into the camera and is like I fucking hate you
The men are having a side conversation
The men are having a side conversation
The men are talking about science fiction
So, I like science fiction, can I call them all like Rowan?
Can I call them?
Rowan is not science fiction!
I'm scared literature talk, come on over.
Rowan is fake, Mouse.
It is?
Oh my god, Mouse.
Don't tell me that!
I was told Rowan was built in a day, which is like, obviously it's fake.
Which is very fake, right?
Yeah, there must be a fake place.
Mm-hmm.
I've never seen a real...
I'm watching Rowan anymore.
Yep.
I agree.
Oh my god.
I really can't hurt you.
Oh, it was bombard. I joined the chat and instantly lick emojis have taken over
Hey guys, you're gonna be okay guys. Hey guys, are you ready to are you are you are you are they okay?
Everything
I by that I mean they just start having really graphic
Oh Christ
You can take the day off you guys can just go it's okay
Just take the fucking day off bro
Since we're all here, can I yell at Fawzi?
Yes, please
Why didn't you go live?
Because I got caught up and I can't talk about it
While a lot of people are alive
I was doing something right up until seven and then I was like I can't deal with this anymore. I have to go
It's fair
You have to go live down though, right?
Just go live now. You go live right now actually right now. Yeah. Yeah
No, I would have yeah, just go live is it customary to do it our yeah, well, they be mad
It's usually just an indie thing I'll kill you. It's an indie thing. Oh
Yeah, oh
I'm not supposed to do that. Oh
No, specifically a corpo thing. I thought like no corpus just jump into the game immediately
They have like a separate zatsu stream where they don't do anything, but yeah
I just get into the game
I never stream at the same time, and sometimes I stop mid lobby and I just say chat deal
Candy kill me because whenever I see candy live, I have no idea what they're doing like it could be anything
I saw you play painting like like uh, oh my god Rapunzel
Prentangled and I'm like fuck it up candy. Fuck it up
Sorry, I don't know I was thinking about the house
I
Don't
I'm sure I don't know my tablet works the dream kind of want to try on the dream
I'm gonna hit George Orwell up that a home depot with his ass. He's still alive
Why are you so blurry George? Well, it's not still alive
This guy
I feel like there is a little bit of a different energy in the game
It's because you're a man first off, second off
I got bad news, all the men in here I have to warn you because I'm in here you're now all enemies of the state
I think you are more of a main character than you actually are
But it's not gonna go full.
You got main character problem.
I'm a moomba.
You guys, I just realized something.
I'm sorry, we were talking about there will come soft rains.
May I read the first couple of sentences
because you will not believe the coincidence that I just said.
Your voice could read it.
Why did you say that like a clickbait by YouTube title?
Because I'm not joking.
Because I'm not joking.
He's a professional in that dude, but not believe what a friend does!
This is my job!
What?
Not believe what a friend does!
That was a big hit in his life!
Actually, it does make me shock you.
Actually, to be fair, none of my titles are clickbait, but none of his titles are clickbait.
This might actually...
I gotta turn Fred up.
I'm loving that voice.
Oh.
Yeah.
I guarantee you've seen at least one of Fred's videos.
You might.
I know!
I know!
You're a voice actor?
actors or something that is, I don't know, it's a part of my job.
Final Fantasy?
I don't know, I don't need a video on Final Fantasy House and it's the greatest video
ever.
It's my favorite of Friends videos, but I actually, on the note of like, you've probably
seen one of Friends videos, I was talking to a friend about like, his latest video that
came out in this guy and how fascinating he was, and I was like, you know what, it reminds
me of this video documentary I watched a long time ago, and then I went to look for it to
and it was a documentary he made!
It was a video essayist!
Oh, you're a video essayist?
Yeah.
Okay, never mind.
Okay, not that.
Not that.
Doc McHenry.
Sorry, look.
I don't know how this worked, Doc.
I thought he was a fucking guy.
I don't know who this YouTube is!
He's a fucking owl!
Fucking owl!
I don't use a nom de plume.
You're making up words.
I'm going to lose my mind on your behalf.
A balloon's tower defense six, man.
I'm with you, Frederic.
What are the lines?
What's the secret?
I'm here.
A balloon is my favorite game.
This is the opening.
You're not going to believe the timing.
In the living room, the voice clock sang, Tick tock, seven o'clock, time to get up, time
to get up, seven o'clock, as if it were afraid that nobody would.
The morning house lay empty, the clock ticked on, repeating and repeating its sounds into
the emptiness.
7-9, breakfast time, 7-9.
In the kitchen, the breakfast stove gave a hissing sigh and ejected from its warm interior
eight pieces of perfectly brown toast, eight eggs sunny-side up, sixteen slices of bacon,
two coffees, and two cool glasses of milk.
Today is August 4th, 2026, set a second voice from the kitchen ceiling in the city of Allendale,
California.
It repeated the day three times for a memory's sake.
We are like a week off from the date in this story, which depicts an automatic house after
a nuclear bomb killed it.
It was in California, so we still have time we still have time
Too much wine you got poisoned or whatever that video is crazy, bro
I
Do have one request since we got a fuck on a people if we could try to not talk over each other
What
I'll just punch you in the throat if I need to.
I've been out of here watching you guys this whole time.
That's amazing.
Oh my god.
What do my friends hate when he's dead?
You shot Boon with a cleavage and started.
Friends?
You don't even know anybody in this call Boon?
Who are you?
Damn.
What are you looking at me?
I'm friends with the owl.
We're about to discuss Roadside Picnic together.
Roadside research.
What the fuck's Roadside Picnic?
It's time to read it.
Who are you people?
I need to read that film.
If it's not western fantasy slob, I'm not reading it.
Oh, western fantasy slob.
You should read ice rice.
No!
Yes.
Okay, you know my eyes point of barbarians and second of all, yeah damn
That's like you want to cause slopp
Oh
There's a username and password
Don't show chat or else everyone will be able to join.
I'm showing you.
That's awesome.
I'm going to show chat.
Alright.
I'm not even streaming and I'm showing you.
I'm also showing you.
I'm live!
Don't.
I'm live!
I did it!
I did it!
That's awesome.
Yes!
I did it!
What is that fucking password?
We're really proud of you.
Do you like it?
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I also like it.
The last password was vagina
I have a bachelor's degree in animation and I'm gonna use it tonight to win
Did you show the password?
Why are you so dumb?
I am a well-read person.
I got the knowledges.
You show the password.
I didn't show the password.
Thank you.
Did not show the password, luckily.
No, I didn't show the screen.
Nice.
Hold on a second gamers, I'll show you the game in a moment.
I'm hiding, it's just in case.
I'm trying to see what happens.
You have to hide it.
It shows all of your shit, it shows everything.
It does show everything to the world.
Why do we have weird, angry, like, colitis folks?
Weirdly enough, I heard that the password is actually your deepest secret.
If you can't get in, maybe check your game's files and make sure you get in there was a patch today.
If you can't get in, it might be because of that.
What are the mods?
So we can mod it for new maps, but what's really nice is you don't have to back out because it's Steam Workshop.
So if I pick a map that you guys don't have, it'll just be like, hey, click this button and it'll get a workshop.
And download it and it will just instantly load. It's actually kind of crazy.
Alright, would you mind if I pick a map?
Okay, so the mods you have are like maps, mainly?
Yeah.
I will punch the loud people in the head so that you can talk, same with Hennia, I will
punch them in the fucking face.
I might just punch Boon for fun.
I haven't even said anything in like at least like 5 minutes
I love you because you're really fucking mean for no reason but like I said
I have not said anything so good
I just thought actual silence for the first time for him
Fucking hit him
Ok I did say someone
Guys what would happen if we took Kenya and we tied them down or we lobotomized them would
they still be called to do it
I will fucking kill you
Ok
What is the starfish gliding that you're doing? How did you pull that off?
What is this demonic thing you are drawing right now?
Oh you know that.
That's... hey bro.
That was so good! Oh my God!
That was so good!
Thank you, thank you.
You're very yellow.
Thank you. I made a whole big kiss.
I don't like what Henry did. I don't really like what Henry did.
I don't really feel your outfit, but I have a degree in porn, and I think I'm going to use my advantage.
Thank you
Can we take turns?
I might invite Lark to something, he regrets it instantly
No!
I'm not afraid to be here, Lark
Oh, it doesn't let you in
It doesn't let you in?
Mouse, did you make sure to verify the files integrity on Steam?
What?
Click on properties, we'll click on the game
And after you click on properties, click on...
I don't fucking remember what it is.
Oh.
Okay.
Integratize the library.
Yeah, click on installed files after you click on properties and then verify integrity.
This might take a hot second if you verify it.
No, it takes like two seconds.
Mouse has fiber, right?
The game is very big.
It's very big.
That's not a massive game.
Funny enough, though.
Hard guys cannot play it.
I've been told I need to eat more fiber.
I don't know.
You should eat eggs.
I don't know if eggs are a source of fiber, but it's not eggs.
I'm looking at eggs with some eggs.
I have pretty hard boiled eggs.
Would you not say that in front of me, please?
I actually had the eggs.
That's some eggs, D&I.
It's still one egg.
I said before this collab, please don't talk about eating eggs, please.
Mouse!
Please, please.
Now see.
Mouse is in it.
You made it in.
Hold on I'm finishing my masterpiece
Ok there we go
Egon and I are making a scene
I'm observing
What?
You are very medicine.
It is cute and charming.
I used three copies of my model to write a funny word but I don't think it's working.
That's awesome, guess what? That's going to get deleted immediately.
I'm going to be square now.
There's different context sizes.
I'm going to be square.
I played this game one whole time and it's all I'm going to need to be used up.
Why am I so large?
I didn't want to be the one
I didn't want to be this big
I didn't want to be this big
This is Divine Providence, it's time to put on our uniform
I don't know if that one's going to work out for you but I like the idea
This is not going to work. I don't need this guy. I'm the greatest.
remember what a human face looks like classic yeah
foggy thing okay I'm just I'm committing this is not going to work
I'm trying to fly my uniform, but it's hard.
I don't want to be sordid, so they unleash us.
No!
That's not a hypochonic uniform!
You're a hunter.
You don't need a uniform.
I do need a uniform, because I'm hunting.
No, no, no, no.
You don't need a uniform.
You don't need a hunting.
What is that?
You do, you do, you do.
I think you should, I think you should spare me.
Is it okay to ask for some scaring?
Is it okay to beg for my life by the way?
I'm just curious.
Is this okay?
I need...
This is fine.
I'm too big for this world.
I need to kill!
I need to kill!
Don't worry, I'm a genius.
You're gonna love this spot.
That's awesome.
I need to kill.
Okay, what the fuck?
I need to kill okay I'm gonna finding people I don't know if you knew that
I was just like calibration shot I have to check the penis
I am my favorite hero.
They're gonna burst it.
Oh man.
Bum Bum.
We can't be my favorite hero anymore since now it's IU.
Yeah.
He ruined everything.
I'm so happy for you.
But stop taking my favorites.
Yeah.
If I said it again, it gets weird once your friends voice them.
It's like, strange now.
I can't be horny for people that are found my friends.
I don't even see you until you start playing around
I don't even see you until you start playing around
I'm not done yet
I'm out
I got him
No
I can't breathe
I probably just wanna see
I got nervous
I can't even see you yet
I didn't even see you yet
You were just running
I gotta get out of here
I gotta get out of here
I was the fire extinguisher honestly whenever I have to check to see if somebody's doodoo in the toilet because that's something
absolutely make yourself doodoo in the toilet like I think the hiding spots really good thank you daddy like my paint job
I don't think you guys can even get to Hinnia, even if you're not here.
She knew where she was.
What?
What do you mean by that?
I have to fight her.
Wow, Mouse.
Oh my god.
I don't know if she starts swinging.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, she starts swinging.
Oh, come on.
Bachelor's Degree.
Wait, really?
Yeah, guys.
Pro tip.
Pro tip.
She's the master of motion.
Who?
What?
There's someone in here.
There is someone in there.
I'll give that to you.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in there.
There is someone in here. I heard you.
Where are you guys?
That's what I'm saying.
Froggy is in a room. I actually don't even know this map.
This mouse is racking up the points guys.
Where is the mouse on it?
Where is your color theory now?
I had a good time
I'm not gonna stop
I just wanna help you
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm gonna stop
I think if I were you
I would have done it
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna help you
I'm gonna help you
I'm gonna help you
Did you even have yourself painted?
You were just on your way!
Mouse had like white lines for Tremac Files as the clothing
Not me!
That would be weird
Don't, wait!
I'll kill you!
Eggs, you're...
Oh my god!
You're so amazing!
I didn't even know you could do something like this
You are still winning, Mouse!
You have like so many points!
I'm not even sure if I'm actually at her
There is no way! There is no way!
Where?
Wait!
I want to go!
It wasn't too hard just going crazy over there.
You're welcome.
Where is Hanya? I need to know.
She makes a lot of fun here.
You're in the bathroom?
Yeah.
Oh you were in the corner. You're not lucky.
I'm not.
I like that!
I like that!
Oh my gosh!
I like that!
Did you pass me a flavor?
What?
Could you turn on or lengthen?
Oh!
Oh!
To look at answers.
You can get 15 more seconds.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
Q gives you a clone and X gets rid of the clone.
and gets rid of the clone.
If you do make a clone, every single one of your clones is a target, so if they kill
your clone, you have one.
It's the way to make shapes.
You can pose and clone yourself and you can be a multi-faceted structure.
This pose is sinister.
Let's see if the random is fake, sometimes the random is like I'll pick between two maps
and that's it
Never fails Fred
I am a killer
Am I not in the game?
If you weren't taken then you are a hunter
I just left
hmm come back you can come back in that game interesting interesting
hey oh my god okay
I kinda wanna do that
yeah you can use the left and right to rotate
uh okay wait left and right
still in the back
left and right
er uh W-A-S-T
oh okay
yeah oh you can move
i'm a little bit in which mode
just uh
just as you're moving around when you're not in any mode
you're fucking loading
so i mean uh rotate like
on the x axis
oh no there's no way
oh these poses are way different than the ones i'm used to
what just happened
I got it, I got it.
I'm a little bit magical.
Cause that's my, that's my, that's my gun arm, so it's like...
I'm feeling pretty good about that.
My gun arm!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
What?
What's the problem with grandpa?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's the problem?
What is the matter?
What's the problem? What's the problem?
What hey, I'm not in backseat you that part is not that color
Stop I just started painting
You at the school
She was white udders, did you like it?
Why did you shoot the cow in the udder?
Penny is good over there, I like that bro.
Oh hey, oh my god.
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
Hey man!
I'm just in her uniform.
I love the ambition, but I'm not sure if it'll work out at the end.
Can't even try to like use yourself into it a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can't even see me.
Can't even see me?
Yeah, you just shot randomly, I saw that.
I didn't see you, I wasn't on a balloon
She's on Venator
I literally wasn't on a balloon
On my side it was just standing grey on top of the balloon staring at me
What the hell, I wasn't even there
We can talk about this, guys. We can talk about this, Mouse.
Mouse can kill four people.
We can talk about this.
We can talk about this.
You don't have to kill me.
I can't believe.
I can't believe.
I don't know how this is working, but alright.
I can't believe this is working.
No!
Oh shit.
I'm stuck as the largest model guys, I can't be much smaller
I'm like traumatized by that one animation of both Candy and Rollers man
Wait what?
What do you like it?
Look he's dramatic
Wait I want to see it, what is it?
I want to see it, what is it?
It's a furry test
I've already failed the Furry Test
It's really good
All of this we see is Furries
It's surrounded by dogs
Mouse we say hey I see you now you are not a Furry
You can't be Fredrick
I don't know if it's fair or something
Let me go check on Hanyel
Hanyel if you were
Thank you, I need to smoke
But if you were a furry
I would never find her
Mouse, we're late
You're doing great, Mouse, I gotta pull my way
I was kind of expecting this to be the furry test
The last time I played with Mouse
She was the only person that killed me
It was fucking insane
I love killing
No, I'm a cow
I'm a cow
She already shot my cow in the udder.
Damn, it's just Hanyuma.
She feels nothing.
Is it just Hanyuma?
I don't know if you're going to fight her.
Yeah.
I don't think it's Hanyuma.
It's just another whistle, Hanyuma.
It's just another whistle.
Oh my god, Hanyuma.
How did you get there?
Hanyuma, don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Don't let her intimidate you.
Yeah, whistle!
The pose really exemplifies fear, Hena.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she looks terrifying!
She's in prison now.
Look out, we haven't seen her yet.
Wait, did you hear her?
What?
Oh, hey, Hena, that's your girl.
No!
I was not on that balloon, you go over there
Okay, holy shit, I got the highest score.
Under there, yeah, under there.
Yeah, I see you again, cause on my, oh wait.
That's really good, that's really good, that's really good.
I don't know who this is.
That's why I was thinking, did you, did you actually own yourselves?
Did you actually own yourselves off on the balloon?
Maybe, I don't know who you're talking about.
Froggy, did you give your other self nipples?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And also like, she's more white than pink.
I don't know what's going on.
What's the correct color?
It's the color.
Now the fuck is the personality with the personality?
It kills.
Why are you so shiny?
Dude, I mean, sometimes it comes like that, man.
It wasn't worth it.
Fuck, it's shiny.
If you make a shiny color and you don't want it to be shiny,
on the paint setting, there's a setting that's as metallic or roughness,
and you can turn that up or down.
I didn't want the cock to be that rough, that's all.
You wanted it to be smooth, you wanted it to be smooth.
I'm trying to get back in guys.
You didn't call me in college.
I need to re-nick the lobby.
I can't get back in.
I feel like that's Penny.
Wait!
This reminds me!
I had a question for you guys.
Okay, you guys are both furry so you can help me understand what the fun missing. Why is this a furry test?
Why is this a furry test
I'm gonna keep going
What?
Oh my...
A-sized multiply
Okay, okay, okay, I see that's harder
What'd you think?
Did you like it?
Did you like it?
Did you like it?
I didn't know
What the heck?
The smaller number is the smaller person
I picked 1.0 at the beginning and I was really large and then I picked 1.7 and I picked both boxes and they were both large.
I think I was glitched.
Dude, I can't, I can't help it.
Hi Grandpa!
I'm sorry guys, this new Sanger technology is just too much for me.
The value is greater than, it probably means the body is going to be bigger Grandpa.
I'm sorry, I was a little mesmerized by my character's gunt
If you look all the way up, you get a really nice shot of your character's grundle
Oh
Yeah, I see
Oh, you're right
What's a grundle?
You know
It's a space between the window
Who, do you smell me?
It's bad!
A limital hallway between every window
Wait a minute, a what?
Say that again
It's a limital hallway
I think this game needs proximity
It does have proximity
We could try the voice, but it's kind of
It's really bad
Good for how many people we have though, because we got a lot of yabba.
Yeah, I can't.
What if we just start hitting people for speaking?
Yeah, no one can speak.
I like that.
Oh yeah.
I mean, next time, I think somebody should do shock callers.
I think my chat thinks that I want to die.
They're worried about me.
Yeah.
Next time you do a lot of things, you do shock callers, and everything you want to speak,
you get shocked.
Oh, dude, I've been talking all of God damn time.
Oh, I forgot, I said that one was a bad one.
I'm a right.
Client, Client.
Client, Client, Clienta.
Oh, I'm not running.
I was painting my face up.
Well, it's fine, because it's going to be gone anyway.
No, I guess I'm just going to be there.
My body.
It's my selected one.
I guess I'm almost small.
I have a little...
Nice, earlier we go.
I'm just going to follow you.
I ask a very selfish question to the next lobby
Could it please have a 152nd draw time?
A little more draw time with rule
I would love a draw time
Can we do it again?
Oh yeah, you wanna do that? I wanna do that.
My color picker is not working.
There we go.
Hold on, let me turn around.
Turn around.
See it from the back.
You're too tucked in.
I fell out of the world.
Perfect.
Wait, what if? Hold on.
Yeah?
Hear me out? What if?
Oh yeah!
A little bit.
We need...
You like it?
You like it?
I'm gonna do this.
I'm trying to get it.
I love this.
It's from my band, Kiss the Cooke.
Which means horses.
You like it?
You like it?
I like it!
Practice playing!
You're playing like a kid.
Fuck, fuck!
We're locked in.
Fuck!
We need to kill.
Locked in!
Kill!
I NEED TO KILL!
Shit, how do you pre-kill?
Kill.
Hit five and hit four.
Oh, I thought it was F5.
Not bad.
You guys will never, you guys will never fucking find me.
I would be so furrowing you right now.
I swear to god.
I don't think you're ever going to find me either.
I'm the capitalist.
No one ever finds me.
What?
What?
I like that.
Oh, it's this one.
I'm moving different.
Oh, okay.
I know.
I like that.
I know.
I like that.
I know.
One of us might be blinking.
Uh, hey, Candy.
Adjust.
Candy.
Candy.
Adjust.
Candy.
Candy.
Hold right click.
How did you know?
My camera angle would not work
I almost had you
Shut it! Shut it!
Oh no
Love is killing me
I know what love does better than
There's a reason why they call me the mentalist
It's because I can't read my mind
I thought it looked so bad that I don't want to see it
Mark, your message
Sorry, I had my entire game hidden this whole time
I have a social degree and Lark is more fucked up
Lark is more fucked up than me
Lark is cheating
Lark is fucked up
That's amazing
Yeah I was gonna say you're cheating
I'm a melody
No way you're a bitch
I just messed up
There's a reason why I am the mentalist
They will never find me
Thank you
Thank you.
It's just Boone and Aaron.
Alright, let's see.
Boone hold my hand.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
Wait, who's next?
I don't even think they can get to him actually, they can't get to him.
Yeah, I don't think it's possible. The problem is next try.
The moment that you can see him, you will see him.
Also, the problem is that because you can't see him, he can't get any points.
He's like, I'm playing for those points, I don't give a shit about anything else.
Iron Maus, that's a beautiful book that you made for yourself.
Run!
Run!
Run away!
Get out of here!
Woo!
There you go!
Nice!
I can't believe you found me
You guys, I vote my spot
I need a thumbs up
I'm really happy
Guys, I like mine
I really like mine
Do you guys want my little penis?
Oh my God!
My little penis is so cute
I need a penis
Awwww
You are so cute
Why are you so small?
You are so small
Thank you for everything
Thank you for everything
You don't like my face
You look like Curly from Mouthwashing
You took so much responsibility
Thank you, thank you.
I put it up 150.
That's crazy.
That's fantastic.
Thank you.
I'm gonna link him in the future.
I'm just kidding.
I'll put it in the future.
Yeah, and we don't have to get out of the game
because it's Steam World shock, so we just upload it to the game.
Okay, all download on the fly, and then it'll just look at it.
It's kind of based.
Oh, I did this one again.
Random. That's not very random of you.
of you that's not really good i've noticed random doesn't really like commit what if i drink that
oh what if i what if can i i'm yummy no yummy yummy yummy
what if they fix the they did not fix this they fix the slider though the sliders kind of more
more responsive.
There we go.
How do you like my outfit?
I am my own name tag.
That is awesome.
That is the way a killer would dress.
That's the way a killer would dress.
I think this is the skin of a killer.
I'm not feeling it.
You're not feeling it.
I'm not feeling it.
Wait a minute.
It's missing one thing.
The mentalist has spoken.
I'm not feeling this.
This is just not it.
You know?
Like...
What is that even mean?
I'm also putting on my killer splash.
I don't do art.
Okay.
Here we go.
Alright.
Froggy.
Froggy.
Hello.
Oh, my name is, what my name is?
No, no, no.
My name is...
She's a costume shady.
Mouse.
Well, oh.
Mouse, I know the Benadryl's kicking in.
Okay, I didn't think you were gonna paint, you were just gonna...
Yeah, I know the Benadryl's kicking in.
She was just hanging around.
I thought she was just hanging out, just vibing for fun.
She's just hanging around.
She's just hanging around.
I'm just a vibra for fun.
You all will see, you all will see.
Hey, hey, Hanya.
Not to freak you out.
30 seconds
Anya lock in things. I think it's a freaker out lock in
Not to freak you out, but not to freak you out and you have you had a time seconds
Oh, hey, I explicitly only say to head you what I want to freak her out. Yeah only cause some
You're flashing
Oh
I was facing your- I think the problem was it spawned me facing your direction right away and the red is so vivid it drew me.
I am!
One of us is the one at Candy a lot.
One of us was at Candy a lot.
No you haven't!
One of us is at Candy a lot.
No you haven't.
Wait that was Candy that was an egg!
What?
I'm the mentalist. I'm the mentalist. I know how to read minds. I know what I'm trying to do.
We hold the power of the mentalist. Are you kidding me?
I will say, you know what, now's the day. Now's the day. Oh my god, they found us.
They found us!
Boom, they found us and ran up to me!
Like, they found us, boom!
I would have been there forever!
Who the fuck?
Hurry up!
Hurry!
I love it!
I love it!
Hey, what's up there?
This is R if I was to ever see it.
It is no longer.
I don't like, I don't like how big they are.
Froggy, I don't like how big the numbers they got are.
I'm unhappy about this.
Yeah.
I can't believe how many times I look directly at him with the-
Oh, hey, hey, no!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Please stop.
Please don't fix this.
This is evil.
I think it's me and Lark.
Lark is literally cheating right now.
Like no one is cheating.
Yeah, like every single round, Lark is like-
I know, Froggy, and I know that if I don't move enough, I look like the thing that I'm on,
even if I'm in the open.
She will not find me.
I'm the world's greatest jayfee, but he does not come up with points.
I don't want points. It's about sending a message.
Oh, I'm not afraid.
This is like the most frugosed dollars.
Another part is you have to get in her head and freak her out.
That's true.
He's all around you.
I know how to play mind games with Froggy, dude.
It's so crazy that you just haven't seen Arya. It's like insane.
It is sarcasm, but it has a few points.
You're bullying my excited hair taking advantage of my high point of wellness
Oh, I think Clarkshack is going to get away with this
Oh, Froggy didn't find me and you were right there, that's embarrassing dude
I understand the answer
Oh no!
I don't think they're going to find him
Nice work, man.
There's an angle.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
Go away.
I can- I can find Lark.
I can find Lark.
I can find Lark.
I can find Lark.
I can find Lark.
Lark, you're gonna have to find Lark.
You're not gonna have to find Lark.
I got this.
Wait, was Lark nowhere near?
Who are you?
Like, you're just never going to find him.
Like, I don't think he's gonna be a whistle.
I'm putting the liminal in my name, brother.
What if he became a whistle?
One whistle.
Okay.
I'm gonna know their shop.
That's pretty good.
Why?
That was a really good whistle.
Wait a minute.
Two whistles.
Whistle for me.
Two whistles.
What if he gave me another whistle?
Oh my god, two whistles.
Dude, that's a treat.
I thought there was a bit of advice.
Okay, let me mansplain something.
Whenever someone whistles, if you shake your head back and forth really fast.
Oh my god, two whistles.
Dude, that's a treat.
I thought there was a bit of advice.
OK, let me mansplain something.
What?
What?
What?
Whenever someone whistles, if you shake your head back and forth really fast.
Whoa!
Ow!
Oh!
Whoa!
What?
What?
You did it.
I know this guy.
Oh, that is cheating!
Hey!
Evil.
I told you.
That is cheating.
Oh, I told you.
That's evil and you're evil!
Listen, that's what is deranged.
This is probably the most I've ever seen.
I got a weird one for so long
So here's the problem, Mouse
The problem is that your spot was good
Which meant I thought of hiding there myself
And I was like, I also heard about it
It can't be, it can't be
Oh, the spot mouse
The position was impressive
That's impressive
I know how mine looks different from the distance
Yours is really good, I did not see you
And I looked at Breckly at you so many times
Me, I was like, because you were like
Wait to my right.
Mouse's part is just too good.
Yeah.
Well, it was too long ago, right?
Like, the tentacles looked like arms, and I was like, you know, that looks like arms.
That would hide my shape really well.
I would totally hide there.
I would totally hide there.
I just saw that like it's a 14th classic.
Froggy fell off. There's no way.
Yeah, I've always said that.
It's true.
It's my back.
I don't think it happened.
I think Lark probably was the one who decided to box up my house.
No!
I found Lark!
I found Lark!
I mean, I'm not going to say it wasn't Charot.
No.
I have no memory of this place.
I have no memory of this place.
This is good for me.
I have no memory of this.
I don't think I've ever, have we done this place?
I think I've never been to this place.
Yes, I remember I plant.
I became plant.
Oh, yeah.
You were a cactus.
I was the cactus.
Oh.
You were the cactus.
Can't you just have two shaves every single time?
That's right.
Okay, Nick.
And we laughed at it.
It was good.
I did.
I laughed.
We're the ones who make the thinky videos.
We're going to lose all respect if we don't find them, okay?
Yeah.
Okay, so guys, really, you're the simp against people like that.
Silly.
You're literally an INSP to whatever the fuck, so that means we have to be extra diligent
to get down the drain.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that works.
Clean site.
What?
Hmm, right, right.
be right in the middle of their side at all times they think logically that means
they're gonna look at every spot that has like a bunch of static and noise so if
you go for spots they're just stupid fuck they'll never find you hey hey man hey
man did you did you not okay so so Nick yeah here's the plan right I've drawn a
pair of tits on my back. They think that I'm facing them when I'm not. That's a really
good plan. I'm going to get distracted. You're right. There we go. Did you like it? Did you
you like this area like it you like it what you think I like it I like it I
know how to change my brush size when I'm doing this you hold right click and
you drag oh thank you there we go okay oh shit I moved
I'm scared I feel like I fist it I feel like I fist it food has me nervous
food's not even hunting and food make me nervous the more panic hockey becomes
the more she becomes Jennifer Coolridge okay I doubled the conclusion
I've doubled the cost, even when I put a butt on the first.
I can't bring it to the hot dog.
Something's not right.
I need to see Hanya.
Something's not right.
Something's about my spot's not right.
Right here.
Here we go.
Oh, Hanya, okay.
Yes, artist.
She's an artist.
There's no way.
I am the mentalist.
I am the mentalist.
If you truly meant it.
As young, I'm using Jungian science right now.
I'm connecting to the shadow self that's talking about.
Listen, I am actually...
What the fuck are you talking about?
Candy, I am from Wayne.
He is the shadow self.
This is actually, and he's not wrong.
I love the world and everyone in it.
I'm sitting at my signals that you guys can't fucking find me.
You guys can't fucking find me.
He's not lying.
Can everyone take a moment to go look at Froggy?
Yeah, not the froggy.
You don't have to.
I think we don't have to do that, I think we don't, you don't, you don't, you don't need to do that actually, you don't need to do it again if we didn't do that, don't.
This is really impressive, Froggy.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, you guys are so, what the fuck, and then you're a boom.
Everybody's like, wow, that's what you do, and then boom is like, wow.
Do you like my spot?
You guys are fucking evil.
You guys are cheating.
You don't, you don't think the way I think, you don't live in the world I live in.
I don't know about that one, Froggy.
What do you know about it?
I like Froggy so much.
I like how one nipple is an X, the other is a check mark.
I'm trying.
Good try though.
I'm trying.
One is not a bad, the other is okay.
No mouse.
I'm fine.
Are you fine?
What?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
I would be impressed if somebody were in here.
I'm sorry, Mouse. I wanted to take them out by being the whistle.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna take them out so they would hear my whistle, and they would shoot me, and they'd be like,
Okay, I got the person here.
Oh, that's bad timing. Wait, what?
Huh? How?
Oh, he's killing me, dude.
Yeah, Fronty's squad is amazing.
Oh, I love Ineas.
Thank you, thank you.
That was crazy how long that lasted.
She's an artist.
I am an artist
Oh my god buff
Buff loves very specific items
That could mean anything
That could mean anything
That could mean anything
I swear to curse
Buff spots are either like
I am two weird colors
or I am the most
detailed person in the world
What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fuck
I don't know how to get the colors like correct when I like color drop it it's like not the same color
color drop doesn't always work it's really nice
it's because a lot of the time what we see is like the shaders and lighting and not the
colors
I swear to Christ I don't like the main thing that kills it for a lot of the disguises is
that the roughness and the shininess is preset to whatever your eye drops you have to manually
adjust it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I used to
So I always had to fuck with my asses, and I was like,
I'm not like,
I'm so up
It's like so weird
Froggy with no legs, Fred
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
Motherfuckers
Candy run, candy run
Candy run
Candy run
Candy run
Candy run
Yeah, you've been hanging around for so long
Candy
Okay Fred, I'm gonna give you a hint
Think of the most froggy thing in the world
Fuck you
You're just so good, Froggy
If I were Froggy, what would I do?
This is why Boon made me so nervous
Boon's monologue as I was painting, I was like no no no
Are you garbage?
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you Garbys?
Next question?
Yes, I am Garbys.
You're still shining.
Yeah.
They're not gonna find him anyways.
Oh, I like these birds.
That's crazy.
What?
What?
You're getting warmer?
What?
Hold there?
Hold there?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Nope, nope, nope.
No, we're in the first place!
We're in the first place!
We're in the first place!
We're in the first place!
This is the real new voice.
This is like...
No way!
No way!
There's no way for all of you to do this.
This is exhausting to laugh at
Wow
Wait for this guy
No other way
What the fuck
Oh my god
Wow
That is ridiculously good
Take a look up there
You want to come see me
Oh my god
Oh you gave yourself nips and a dick
I did not even consider the idea that I could crouch.
I'm not sure if you can see it all the spectrums of light they can see it.
The body type menu won't go away, it's still up.
King Parsons is the youngest director in A24 history at 20 years old.
King Parsons is the youngest 20 year old of all time.
20 year old in Barken who is 20 years old
Who else got real sick of his shit?
Oh my god
I am writing?
How am I going to put on my uniform?
How am I going to put on my uniform?
I can't paint!
My body!
My body!
My body!
My body!
It's happened very hard for the middle east
Okay
The game is over
I touched my stuff
How do you feel about my disguise?
I-I-I think this guy is great
Thank you
That's really good
Bro, can you get outta here though?
Can you go point to anyone else?
You motherfucker!
Get outta here!
I gotta escape
Oh, okay, that's fine
I'll just come over here
Guys, I'm over here
Mark, come here
I got you, I got you, buddy
I got you, buddy
Work with me!
Don't do nothing stupid
What do you mean?
oh for real lark no I got you I got you hold on it's fine hold on no you're
You're not going to have sex with me, Lark.
You don't know that.
No, hold on.
I think I know it.
Come on, man.
Wait.
Wait.
What?
Lark, hurry up.
You're going to ruin my whole game about being the mentalist.
Don't worry.
Lark!
Okay, that, I guess, kind of, you're fighting.
Don't worry.
You're not a mentalist.
Call yourself a mentalist.
I am a mentalist.
You're not a mentalist.
I'm a D-mentalist.
We might want to get like a little shine here, just a little.
That's what I was thinking.
That's not what I was thinking.
I can't draw, so I just...
You're scripting.
Well, no, I can't draw, so I just wrote the first four lines of the Jabberwocky on me.
That worked.
However, however...
The claws that bite, the claws that catch.
Well, I also tried, like, I made a bit of a mistake.
I wrote the word on the back of my head, but the way I wrote it makes it look like 9-eleven
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Ah!
Fucking dammit!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There we go!
Amazing effort!
Okay, let's do this game!
Okay, uh...
Let's continue the week down.
Don't kill me!
I'm so nice to you!
I'm so nice to you!
Okay, to be fair, as a mentalist, Mark came into my state.
Mine is so bad. Mine is so bad.
I thought I did pretty good when he talked.
Who made it look like AI art?
And that's when it all fell apart.
It's my proof.
It's my proof.
It's AI art.
It's conodic.
It's cannot I had a spot mouse, and then largest drew an arrow to point
Oh my god, oh my god
Wow, that's awesome, Frog.
I'm looking at the pipes.
Henya!
Take a look at the pipes.
This is really good.
I put your henya on the pipe.
Stop chilling.
There's no chilling allowed.
No fucking vibing in the back rooms.
No vibing in the back rooms.
I feel like Pawsmod is on the left.
I feel like Pawsmod is on the left.
I feel like Pawsmod is on the left.
I feel like Pawsmod is on the left.
I like it. I like what you're putting up.
Thanks man.
What is this?
Ruler man. I haven't shot anybody.
But for your tummy is kind of not...
Well you really tried to though, Froggy.
I tried to shoot someone.
You're good at talking about your height.
I did.
There are some angles when you're having your start of the night.
I tried really hard to shoot.
But your tummy is white.
My blood sensitivity is you are white.
Yeah but I didn't go up playing FPS.
Straight at it. You are right.
It does kind of look like a gathering kind of right.
Are you serious? No.
A little bit. A little bit.
You can get away with it to be a little bit white.
What?
Who the where the fuck?
What? What?
You fucking...
Hey!
No! I found you! I don't know who I found!
But I found you and I can't shoot you! Get out!
In the middle lower!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Oh we got it!
There you go!
Ah cheating!
Cheating!
Cheating!
No I was just like I was trying to take this off exactly every time and I didn't know
finds them. My bachelor's degree has nothing to do with my inner fill of my sugar gun.
That's true. I'm a dating. Wow you are a dating art. I would hate you.
Hennia is kinda killing it right now. Yeah. Yeah? I think I can be seen. I looked directly
at her
get a few angles
yeah it's kind of all crazy
what?
I have a mecha chameleon
tournament in a couple of days
what?
oh no
I invited a professional dude
what the hell
I get scouted for a professional
this is my first fucking day
why are you doing this to me
what?
MLG like high elo player
Warmer warmer warmer warmer warmer warmer. Oh my god be careful the floor lava
What
I tried
Okay, froggy, froggy, the bike
The bike
The bike, yeah
No, no
You gotta be fucking kidding me
That's good
It's really good
It's visible
But not really
Now I want to
Get it
Get it
I'm trying to go and play this little bike
You're not like it
I'm trying to be obvious
I'm trying to be all clear.
So all these are good.
What I'm kind of realizing is the trick is just to break the pattern of the body.
Yes.
Yes.
Which is pretty metal.
That's a pretty metal line actually.
Because when you think about it, and that's where extra poses and stuff come in handy
really well, because your eye fills in so much.
Yeah.
Like, just natively.
You have to not look like a human shape.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I look like a animal.
I think it's a couple of cute maps.
I call this one.
animal. This one's called Bugsbrad. Yeah, that's why when I was like the when I was
the graffiti on the wall I tried to pose the lines and my body went with the lines of the
graffiti. Yes! Someone, someone, someone, someone here.
You know I know I can't do that. Yes. I already did that
Mine never mind. Never mind strategy. We have to I already did this strategy. It worked really well
My the penis thing I stole from battle. I can't do again, dude
No, that's a penis thing
Can I you can only penis once only penis once
You can only penis once how many comes to your penis today
don't worry about it okay you asked too many questions dude this is my whole way through
my whole way through the military what is it's just super I said you're doing all right
I see yeah, I just need to find the sweet spot. There's like a weirs. There we go
Let's try like this
This isn't doing what I fucking wanted. Oh wait, is it?
When you're hunt
When you're hunting mealy did somebody say a hunch showed up
I'm sure you know what? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I was wondering who I'm chasing this game. They lied.
Let's play. Let's play. It's too sweaty. Let's play. Let's play.
It's not so plain.
Let's see how this works out. This is brutal.
I like this.
Expounded.
I'm pretty excited about this.
I'm pretty excited to see how this goes.
Oh boy.
There's a world here where if we all jump at one side, then something will tell you.
I'm not gonna last long, but my time is a beautiful ride.
Don't know, but this one, you'll see.
This is gonna be...
What I don't think it's gonna work
Come back here
I'm a firehide fanboy!
You picked a really good spot to do that.
I've got him somebody in my mind.
I'm a fire extinguisher!
I'm not real.
Hello is there anybody in this room?
The mouse is not safe
Could you whistle for me please?
Wait mouse is but it's in the cell
Where is that?
I don't know
Oh what is that?
Where is that?
I'll be back later
I think Boon might be a serial killer
I think you know what?
I am Boon might be a serial killer
Oh no!
That was a Boon hiding spot
That was a good spot
That was good
I would be very surprised if you found the mouse this time
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah.
Are we doing like a mental health wellness improvement to Boon?
We're going to Boon.
There's so many of you here I don't know where.
There's so many of you.
No, not mine for me.
It's mine.
There's so many of you.
There's several women that volunteered to help me, and then I said, you can't fix me.
I'm like a werewolf in the night.
And like, I was talking to you after that.
I don't know.
There's like a bipolar woman's job.
Okay.
And...
No!
What?
What?
I've been yelling at you a lot, I think.
Like a lot.
I've been yelling my whole life, though.
Yeah, I think you need that.
Maybe that's what this shows you.
No, that's not what this shows you.
There is no way I just watched that happen.
How?
Ugh.
I don't know.
We're in the last tournament, dude.
I think you're gonna lose this tournament.
Well, I'm colorblind.
I'm not a good player.
Can you guys stop throwing my locations by reacting to my hiding spots
with a cane?
Fucking fucking.
I'm not so centered, oh I used one spell with my bonus order and it's over 250 pounds with fish nets to step on me and I'll be okay!
Oh my god. How have they not found you yet, Ben? This is ridiculous.
I know, I know, I know how they think. Every time I see who the hunters are, it's the guy walking in.
Fuck it, Wayne.
Fuck it, Wayne.
There we go.
Actually insane.
I'm so glad I'm this man, bro. I can't see this shit.
It actually pisses me off. It makes me so angry.
I don't think so, I think we have to go to the place of precision.
How do I know how A to B acts?
A really looks like three spots.
A looks like a prison carrying.
No!
It was.
What if we just crash out of us giving you a life?
Who's that?
Alright, so who's in here?
I don't even know how to do that.
Where are you?
Yours is so good.
Yeah, I just want to say it's really, really solid.
You're never going to find mouse.
Yeah, I don't have a little IQL.
I just realized that Penguin is so screwed.
Is she in like a bag of hands?
I'm so mad I'm so gonna see the eyes
Ummm
Is she like nasty with it?
She's nasty with it
Oh yeah no it's really nasty with it
What?
Yeah I don't think
Oh this is why I'm not a good girl
You like that
I'm so good at that
Yeah like that
I'm so good at it
That one scares me
Wincess where are you?
I was in the building
Yeah, I just felt like I was on time.
I just felt like I was on time.
Tenya, I like the little booty cheeks.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tenya's booty cheeks are really good.
She got the booty cheeks.
She got the booty cheeks.
I got the booty cheeks.
There was somebody in the bathroom that I've been hunting this whole time,
and I can't walk in fine.
Are you sure?
I cannot believe this.
You have to see my spot egg you have to see my spot
I'm near it I'm near the beginning
I'm gonna leave it I don't have fucking spot
I'm hanging out in the hallway
What the fuck are you gonna do?
How did you miss me?
Fucking bitch oh my god
How did you miss me?
I don't know who he's like, directly at me, like, no fucking clue.
I need my gang.
Oh my god.
Okay, so we got a band, Nick, and now something like that.
My theory.
My theory.
My theory.
We used to be the same line, dude.
It was insane.
Okay, look, so, uh, of a penguin.
So here's my thought.
Here's my thought, right?
That was a demon.
Here's my theory.
Boo is, like, so deep in his own corner of, like, the human mind, right?
I, on the other hand...
I, on the other hand, regressed to, like, Lizard Brain, so I'm like,
How about the chameleon?
It works for chameleons, right?
Chameleons!
You must move like water!
In this game, if you move like water, the yin and yang, the talisman, is the real truth.
Oh, what?
The yin and yang, one must flow like water.
It's me and you, our realm.
What are you talking about?
Why are you so rude?
I think the ultimate strategy in this game is just disrespect your opponents.
That's how it works.
Hmm
Boone worried he was getting dementia yesterday
I was worried I was becoming more insane than I already was but then people reassured me that I was always the same person
We promise you're not changing much, but you're fine
Much in the last few like I don't even feel like the same person actually sometimes. It's kind of crazy
dark woke
Mentalist
Clipping into it the second that I touch it. I hate this map
Yeah, it's not this little clippy
Hi, you
I'm gonna shoot you in the dick and a penis
I apologize, I apologize, it's a sensitive topic for you, I know.
I don't know, is there a spinning place?
Um...
Just spin, very carefully.
Just spin and then use right click to ease yourself back into place once you're facing the right way.
Oh god!
Or you could just stay out in the open and I'll find you in 50 seconds.
Oh god!
That's a good idea too.
I feel like this is a bad idea what I'm doing. I don't feel like this is going to work.
It's a good idea to learn.
I committed way too late to this strategy.
Sam, I'm a little late.
Wait, can I not even paint the clones?
I'm going to freak out.
No, you have to paint it fully and then clone.
Oh my god.
Awesome dude.
That's awesome.
Oh my god, and you can't get rid of the clones either.
This round's just over for me.
You can get rid of the clones.
I think X does it, doesn't it?
Oh god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, X if you want to get rid of the clones.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god!
Oh f**k!
Well, Froggy might be easy to find.
No!
You can go Froggy then.
Yeah, I'm gonna go look for Froggy.
No! Don't do it to me!
I'm gonna go read.
You did awesome next week.
I tried my best.
You always do awesome.
I killed it, dude. I'm crushing it. Is this you froggy? No
Raging demon you can shoot it anyway
You can't no motherfucker. No, no, no, I'm a writer not Nardis. I'm a writer not Nardis. I'm a writer not Nardis
I'll give you a chance but
Hania I love that
Thank you
I won't hesitate
What?
Oh my god
I'm just hearing people die
Oh my god
Ow hey you bastard
Sometimes people just gotta die
I was still doing my art
Well my dad
I should have come back
I should have asked for your permission first
Yeah you should have
Where's egg?
I saw me dude
That's all you
Oh candy's is good
Oh no
Oh, that is a good one.
Boom, I hate you. I actually hate you.
Boom, you're a little piece of cunt.
Oh my god, that's so cute!
That's not okay.
Boom, what the fuck?
That is so crazy.
That's just because of your neck, dude.
I thought it was going to serve a little treat.
A little treat or a little treat?
You think you deserve a little treat?
I deserve a little treat.
I'm so full of hate, I'm so full of hate.
There's a lot of aggression.
Yeah, eggs is great.
I love the world with everyone in it.
I'm raging demon.
I'm finally to the entire world and I love the world so much.
Raging demon.
Until my left of post office runs out and then I just don't give a fuck anymore.
That's what I'm asking.
I usually paint myself every time
And get a precious
We feelin' good to get a dang
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
I feel scared I can't get up here
I'll do what I should do
There's like three of you
And as soon as one of them busts
One of you
Wait, I'm gonna mine it with Shao
And give it my location with just one word
Huh?
You don't mind linking me?
I see, I see where you guys are
Let me think, let me think
I can't believe it's really cute!
I can think of a word!
Oh my goodness!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok!
Oh man!
Ok, Shal.
Project Moon Medical Girl, go!
Oh, no!
Activate!
Vibes! Vibes! Not the actual medical girl!
Vibes! Think!
What is he talking about?
Talking about
Magical girl I'm looking I'm looking everywhere, bro
But I can't find it bro, how are you not blinking?
I'm gonna lose my mind.
Boon makes me mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so angry.
I'm so mad.
I'm so angry.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad at you for doing it.
I'm mad at the game for allowing it.
Yeah.
Fuck, I'm putting my whole pussy into this.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Oh no.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Hey Boon.
Oh my gosh, who would want in my heart if I told you for this term and eggs was going
to be and I was actually selected as one of the judges.
You're a judge that in a legal hiding spot.
You're a fiven.
No, it's completely legal.
40% of the body does show up, 40% of the body shows up, okay so it counts.
40%!
That was not 40%!
That was not 40%!
That was not 40%!
That would be icing on the top of the cake, motherfucker!
It's like when you pull back the foreskin, it's just enough.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Dude, I'm putting my hopeless end to this.
Feel free to turn me up to all of my god.
Okay, I try not to censure pussy and I'm not sensing it.
This is actually fucking insane.
That's insane.
Say you talked to the city, you said that I was bad.
And look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, you talked to the city.
That's crazy.
You talked so much.
That's all it is.
And I wasn't gonna win.
Wait, what?
Oh, bud.
I like that one.
Did you find me?
Hey, I was really good.
Hey, Mouse.
Oh, my God.
Where was it?
I was drawing the entire time.
Hello.
Wait.
Oh, Bob.
Oh, Bop Fierce is so texture-y.
This is really good.
Oh, Foggy, you and I?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was really good.
Damn.
That was hard.
This is a good one.
Yeah, this map is difficult.
This map scares me.
Hey, we got the number one spot in my heart.
I think it's trying to get it.
It looks so good.
Textures.
Yeah, you know.
That is so funny.
I like it.
I think my painting was fine just terrible fucking spot
What do you mean and then there's a lot of fucking spots
Let's go to the arch out
Ok guys hold on hold on hold on one second can we have 200 seconds to paint please
I don't think I can do that now
Hold on just so everyone knows
It's not downloading either
There's a way to make that work, just keep spamming it.
If it doesn't work, I can link you to my mod list so you can go that way, but oh yeah.
I spanned it.
The first time you do it, it's weird and then every single one you try to get out for that
for some reason will work instantly.
I got it!
I got it!
I got it!
Okay, guys, you have 60 seconds to find a painting.
The map will then push you out if you don't find a painting.
So try to find a painting within 60 seconds.
Otherwise you will be shut out.
You don't have to hide in a painting.
I recommend it.
I recommend that everyone hides in a painting
because it is so much fun.
It's pretty funny in the painting.
I recommend.
I know exactly what I'm going to do.
What?
I'm on the pain.
It's not like anything to me.
You have to keep trying.
Yeah, I understand it like 30 times.
Yeah, it's quite a bit.
I did it like click and not for a minute straight.
It's not.
Give me one minute straight.
One second, you want me to lead you
to way to download.
There is an easier way to download.
The first time you do it, it does this.
And then after that, you'll get it each time, like instantly.
I don't know why the first one is evil,
but the first one's evil.
Okay, a separate browser, of course.
Hey, listen, this is gonna be my last one.
I gotta go do some work after this.
Hey, drink your heart.
I don't know how to do this.
You hate me.
If I could just defend myself for a second,
it's true. I hate all of you.
You hate me.
You don't like us. You hate us.
This is work.
That's my brand.
This is work.
This is work.
What's a motto?
I need you to scroll down.
I see you to the front page.
You're going to scroll down and you're going to click on the magnifying glass
under art gallery it'll be to the right of the don't click on the art gallery
just click on the magnifying glass it'll say quick view once you do that it'll
open the tab subscribe to it
yeah this is what I'm trying to be nice
okay
I take off my streamer mask for one second and I get punished for
Oh, okay, let's rock hard. I want to do this
It doesn't have to be a painting it does not have to be if you don't do a painting
You can you can be in this one i'll take a different you have 60 seconds to jump into it
Oh, by the way, you want to be with me?
I'll be with you.
Oh, maybe with somebody that's as tall as me.
Well, I wrote Pussy and cursive on my back.
That's fucking awesome.
We love that for you.
I love it.
That's awesome.
I want to go again.
Also, remember, if you get all that's a great change,
you only have 60 seconds to do so before you can't touch a painting anymore.
What?
Oh man. Oh man.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know which one is that.
Life is hard.
Life is Roblox.
Life is like Roblox.
Is it this guy? Is that the guy?
I want- I want this so bad.
Which one is it?
I like the pointy one. This is fine.
It is so bad.
I want to be a baby so bad.
I wish the eye dropper tool like actually worked.
so cool if the eyedropper tool worked.
So the problem is that it does the actual color
and not the color and like the lighting.
It's a skillet right there.
Here's the skill issue.
Nick, you're such a larker.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Am I?
Like, look at that.
Look at that.
We explained that one right there.
Like, explain what that is.
Oh, thank you.
But that's way better.
Awesome is what that is.
Like, explain anything.
I don't have the time to finish mine.
I'm not going to have time either, fuck. I'm so cooked.
I'm going to go insanely terrible spot there.
You can keep going, man.
I'm planning.
How do I move my camera up when I'm painting?
Not very carefully.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, very carefully.
I like the painting when this one's clean.
You can hold me on my arm if I don't know and you can...
I like this.
As an artist, I like this.
Ok let's go
Ok let's see
I think I know what the past is going to be about
Oh, sorry.
Oh, should we focus on the review, okay, Fred?
Fred?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What are you?
What are you doing?
I was just following your example.
Bro came onto me so aggressively.
What?
Wow, man, you're just so good.
No!
So wait, how does this... are you, like, being the painting now?
Okay, actually this is one of the worst maps for Fred and I to be the hunter zombie because we're gonna stop and take in everything and ask it to out its origins and then
And you shut up!
And you shut up!
And you just shut up!
And you shall give me some time to paint!
Children!
And then you should have a child!
Just go ahead, just tell me the history of this painting real quick while I paint, just real quick, I just want to know the history of it.
Real quick.
This is a Van Gogh piece.
piece I don't know what I'm looking for I don't know oh oh you guys are so well
hidden this is so good you guys should be proud of me as an artist do you like
mine you like it where are you
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, can he?
Oh my god, he's good too.
Yes, can he, yes, can he, yes.
Fuck you, you're so good.
Oh my god, I'm trying so hard to pack up.
There's so much I have to do here.
Okay, Laura, I'm so locked.
I'm working, I'm working, I've got to get 60 seconds left.
Okay, I hate everything.
No, I mean you can keep you painting after the fact.
I'm so locked in.
I I I see I get what's going on here. Yeah, wait, thank you to no way
Okay
Okay, I get I get the idea now I get the idea now, you know the point of the ass is
The point of the
Oh no! I got him!
I got him!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Run! Run!
What have you done?
Tenya, start running!
Run!
Who the f- am I getting clowned on?
Am I getting clowned on?
Is that what's happening right now?
I'm standing actually, directly behind you at all times.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, same.
I'm gonna get Carbol Tunnel from left.
Oh my god, this is insane.
He's playing fucking League of Legends?
This is insane.
He's having a gabbling I have to do.
You can't just be shooting.
Nooo!
I couldn't go back.
I couldn't go back.
Oh, it's okay.
I got found immediately.
Ah, thanks.
Am I stupid?
Studying all of them. Fred is just studying so hard.
Am I stupid?
Oh
There's a lot of paintings aren't there yeah a ton of pain. Yeah. Oh, oh understood. I did not
That's funny as you stare to me for like a while the idea I'm getting clowned on
Oh my god, both are so great.
Hey, you guys can come back in my room and see more.
Wow, pushy. Get the fuck out of here.
Come back in my room.
Hey, you can stare at me for a while, please, more.
What the fuck?
Oh, he's spamming.
Where are you even?
I'm basically invisible.
I'm not in the big painting room.
Literally how?
You should probably check the big painting room.
Yeah.
Literally what?
I'm spamming all the way over here.
This is a nightmare, please.
Oh my god.
Fred, Frederick, if you want to go check out the Last Supper, I'm right there.
I'm like right by you.
What?
Last Supper.
No, other, other, you were just there.
I was just going, yeah, I know what the Last Supper is, but there's another person.
Yes!
Oh my god, you guys look at me.
I was standing up for so fucking long.
I was sweating bullets.
I was sweating bullets.
I picked the hardest fucking painting in the worst position.
I was sweating!
Oh my god, you're so good at it.
You're gonna hate it.
You're gonna hate it.
Oh my god.
You're gonna ruin yourself.
That's so good, Bob.
That's so awesome.
That's crazy.
Oh man.
I also picked like a post-modern abstract piece and since I'm so crazy I was able to like
replicate what I thought it felt like. Yeah, we loved it.
Ahhhh, I thought it was Judas when I was fucking... John! Damn it!
I don't know anything about that! I don't want to get into trouble!
No, no, wrong John. If he was the last supper, then he's not John.
Wrong John Silver?
Listen, I don't know nothing about nothing when it comes to religion.
Alright, I was doing what I could. I thought I was Judas.
I want to kill you.
You were great.
Hmm.
You got your quarters.
You were great.
Thanks.
I didn't kill you.
You know how sometimes you're playing a new game and you're like, oh, you know how sometimes
you're playing a new game and you're like, yeah, I'm getting the hang of this.
And then the people who actually know what they're doing are like, all right, time to
put this fucking place.
Okay.
That's what the last round was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I dare challenge myself.
Well, that was wild.
That's awesome.
That is pretty awesome.
Hey.
Hey.
I gotta go.
Oh God.
I was getting food.
It's so over.
I love food.
I love food.
Yummers.
Are you doing an arrow directly next to me?
No.
That would be weird.
What's up?
That would be really messed up. That's really an interesting play.
This is not a good place, but I think it's funny.
This could potentially go really wrong or really right, or that's how I feel right now.
I like those odds.
I'm doing this.
This could be a really fucking stick.
No!
No!
Nah, that's fine.
We're blending in.
We're blending in!
Then they do not love him and intimidate you.
Yeah!
They love him and intimidate you.
I'm going to...
Really stupid spot that's not going to make me live for longer than two seconds.
But you know what?
I
Don't know man. I saw you on that
Oh, this is a real
I like your nipple plant looking bikini.
Hell.
Nice.
I can't write.
I can't write with my mouth.
Hey, it might be so over for me, but like, you know, it's fine.
I'll just die.
Can you put a dime on the cat?
I'll just die.
I'll just die.
I'll just die.
You can, yeah.
What?
Like, that's okay.
Yeah, I don't know if I could get this game on my Whack-Om.
I couldn't get any letters earlier.
My Whack-Om.
You're a Whack-Om.
Sock-Om.
Robot.
My Whack-Om.
Sock-Om.
Robot.
Okay.
I'm from business.
You know, sometimes she just dies and that's okay.
Yeah, I get that.
I get that.
I'm from work, but I'm from business.
If you guys see me, could you just pretend that you don't see me, I need to win.
Thank you.
Yeah, honestly.
I'm not gonna win right now.
I need this.
I need this, guys.
Oh come on!
I'm so glad I needed this!
Guys, I needed this!
I got it! I'm gonna call him!
Yay!
He's not the same.
Hey, I'm real scared right now.
That's pretty good!
Guys, I really needed this.
No.
I don't think I needed this.
Okay.
This map is evil.
No!
I tried to hide your hair.
Larker's hair is coming off.
Yeah, but it is.
Color Picker was not working.
Ari, that's good.
I mean, off the map.
Fred, that's good. That's good.
Fred, that's good.
Is it?
I'm not collocating in that.
Yeah, I think that's good.
Hennia
I like that it's something that's very good to me.
That is very good to me.
There, so you get points.
I like that.
Yeah.
Larks is fantastic.
I feel a little heartless to you.
Candy, okay candy.
Candy's is like, yummers.
I like goons.
That's good.
Booze is very good.
I'm scared.
I was about to say.
Go away.
Leave me alone.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Let me go.
There you go.
There you go.
Let me go.
No.
Let me go.
No.
Let me go.
Yeah, that's what they call me the slippery fish.
They call you that.
They call her that.
All they wish was on her Benadryl.
So insane that Mouse can stare at Boone, but the second she sees her-
Can you guys stop self-reporting me?
Ever take fucking things?
Oh my god, there's Boone!
You're fine.
I don't like
Because only delicious
I don't like
Well Shao I love that
No Boon I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
I don't like it
Hang on
From the right angle you were invisible
You were
No like it was like the
It was totally the angle like
You were just putting on just enough to get points
Mouse has like a heat sink in this whole situation
I don't like how high food score is I'm like
Damn, that's crazy. There's a reason why they call me the mentalist
I don't know if no stairs to chew again for a while and doesn't kill you you might
I know, I'll be impressed, I'll be so impressed.
What?
Fucking boon.
This spot was maybe insane.
I wonder if I was technically invincible there, actually.
Maybe I should have stayed.
It was hard for me to get you, because I couldn't-
I was gonna say, it seemed like your bullets weren't in.
I heard the whistle over here.
I heard the whistle.
I know it feels cheap I know but it's good
He's the cum dumpster.
Captain play will be so proud of you.
I mean, should I teach you that one?
Don't drink that.
My girl, don't!
You can't survive this!
Run!
Run!
Stop!
I can't live!
Someone got an FPS player!
Stop!
Stop!
You're cheating!
Stop the voting on me, I'm here to kill you!
Do a one-shot!
Stop the voting on me!
Jesus Christ!
What do you want, candy?
Where? Where do you want to go, guys?
Where?
Yeah, I'm here.
Oh, I didn't know that you were going to vote for us!
I'm here!
Where?
I'm here!
Stop the voting on me!
We have multiple answers.
What's the answer?
No way!
You're overrated!
What?
Everything was working in my favor.
Oh, God.
Our Ari's wife, too.
I'm not gonna lie.
Where's Ari?
I didn't really get to.
Oh, she's buffing.
Yep.
Oh, my God!
I tried to go crazy with it.
No way.
Oh, Ari.
Where's Bump?
I just tried to be in the bathroom.
I didn't feel like the hurled up pose.
You could have been like a pillow or something.
The chairs are so bright.
pictures are you they don't color grab yeah I feel like we should combine for
the next one to do something fucking crazy
okay yeah I'm done
we can't we can't do something crazy with this
okay yeah last one last one okay
Get this one for you, Slytherin.
I'm free next to the last one.
No, he's ill. Don't laugh.
Just keep hanging out. It's okay.
I'm gonna give everything a hunter's all.
If I hang out with people, you guys might start to mistake me for life.
It's a cool idea.
This one's a little wild.
I would never mistake in me like you.
Whoa!
I was quiet after that!
Jesus.
It just became really quiet as you roasted.
Lots well, I mean, I don't read that as a rose. I read that as you would never mistakenly like me. You just like me openly and
Why did you laugh so loudly
Eating the boring
We got that word from
I got I got so scared I had to pee
Your piss
Making me feel so comfortable
Graciousness of egg and you when you hit your born
This one because I actually did not see someone sticking way out on this one
So
Which prop under name
Which it which is from evil map. Yeah, I think it's from which it
Yeah, yeah, I can't climb I can't run I can't on my legs don't move
I do know a place that would be impossible to find, but I feel like it's cheating to be there, so I won.
Oh, actually, you know what? I have an idea. I have a good spot.
Hey, by the way, I have too many ideas.
I'm literally thrilled, so you guys better find where I'll be picked the fuck off. I'll be so furrow.
That's what I'm saying
It's okay, but someone will just be like oh my god boo, and how did Ari not see you as I'm like sharing at you
Thank God, so I'm sure I'll find you. No, you'll find me right away
Here's the plan
The there's there's a little there's always a little part of me when I get invited to events
It's like oh, yeah here another opportunity for everyone to realize how stupid and bad at games you are
I
Okay
Stupid that's the magic of it. I love it. Oh
Yeah, I make sure to set that precedent really early on so that they're impressed when I do something smart on a rare
It's that evil little voice. It's like the little voice that I killed a long time
Like it's that little voice that like you can't kill but like you can stop listening to you can kill
Exactly.
You can't kill it. You can't kill it.
You need it a little bit.
You need a little bit of it, right?
Oh, shit.
You can give it better kill.
If you entirely kill shame,
then you'll end up doing things you regret.
You can't entirely kill your shame.
I am.
But you have to, like, moderate it.
I'm a living example of someone who has killed her shame.
I'm a living example of someone who has killed her shame.
I'm a living example of someone who has killed her shame.
I used to can't right now, I think I'm lost
I'm trying, but I don't know, I can't
I don't know what the drugs say
I don't know what the drugs say
I have quietly had it too
I don't know what the drugs say
I literally told you I threw up like this
You literally were like here, have my asshole
I like when she panics, I probably taste like chicken.
He does, religiously.
You do.
I think I know all of them.
It's just humans.
Humans apparently taste like pork.
Alright.
That's true.
That's why they call them long pork.
I get it.
Yeah.
This thing.
Wow.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I'm so sorry.
I would also like to apologize
for my hiding spot.
Were you afraid?
I like my hiding spot.
There's a good hiding spot.
I don't listen to whistles.
I can't get psyched out.
You can listen to the whizzles if you'd like.
I can't.
I can't.
What are you laughing about, huh?
Nothing.
Should I get up there? You want me to come up there?
I'm just really good at this game, I think.
It's your bachelor's degree.
It's my bachelor's degree.
It's your bachelor's degree.
I'm using my bachelor's degree tonight.
That's crazy.
I just think this spot is so stupid that it works.
I think my spot is just dumb enough to maybe work, to maybe make it to the end of the game.
I think.
I have to find and kill Froggy.
She's too happy to kill me in front of the system.
Who the fuck the where?
I don't think you're going to fight me.
It makes me angry.
I don't think you're going to.
No!
Where was she gone?
Where did that dude?
You looked like...
It's a massacre.
It was a really good spot.
You just looked like
a noxow coming from the lantern.
What?
It's like a deco, it's like a deco, it's an embellishment.
An embe, yeah.
It's like trucker nuts for your lantern.
Okay.
I think you guys have to walk away from my spot nuts.
No.
What's, what spot are we walking away from?
Uh,
It's like a,
Oh,
Oh,
three people.
Not by, not, not, not over there by Nick.
You're gonna get a lump of bread.
So I don't have to avoid where this spot is.
Yeah, yeah, just avoid wherever you,
wherever you think you heard something, you didn't.
Well.
Okay.
I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it.
If you're hiding on these girls, we can't get to you, sadly.
What if you're crouching?
They're still alive, huh?
What if you're crouching?
We're trying. I can't get to you.
What if we had a little whistle?
I think you just whistled just once.
What if you gave us just one little whistle?
I just made a whistle.
I just got whistled a lot.
I know where they are. They're in a spot we can't get them, sadly.
What?
Not me. Not me.
I'm legal. I'm legal.
I'm not a fan of the government.
I know I know where the government is.
Where am I?
Have you told me where I am?
I will come out.
If you tell me where you think I am, I will come out.
You're in the fact I'm stuck!
I'm stuck, I'm actually stuck.
Maybe I'm in the sky, have you ever thought about that?
Get out!
Yeah, I love that actually.
I can't stand back up guys, I'm falling and I can't get out of there.
What? What?
Ornously, I am stuck.
What the fuck is egg dude?
I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Oh, no!
Where is egg?
I was trying to get through there, but I didn't get through there.
I'm just not looking for a clue.
Where is egg?
What? Where is egg?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where is egg?
I don't know where it is.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
Oh yeah. Hey, I was like, I don't feel like I'm out here.
You don't?
I don't get the word.
Oh.
Oh, hey man, I'm so evil.
That's where you were.
Nick, why am I in a spot?
I'm in a flat right now.
I still can't say anything either.
I'm over here.
I went through the middle spot.
I want you to know I feel like we hit an unfortunate resonance
where I looked at this spot.
I looked at this spot and I asked myself,
I wonder if I can get stuck here
and then I got stuck there and I said,
oh god, I'm stuck.
I immediately looked it in and said,
Oh, you got stuck?
Let me try.
And it got stuck along with me in the middle of the night.
I needed to see you first, so I went and put it in.
Get out of here, Mark.
If I link a clip, can you please look at my hiding spot?
Are you leaving?
If you have one more, get out of here, Mark.
I've got one more.
Is your man here?
One more.
I'm not going to let you play the one more.
Give me your number.
I'm here, Lumen.
I'll do it.
No.
Does somebody have a clip of that, please?
My dad used condom that I was burned for once.
How do I do this?
How do I do this?
Sorry, start over!
Don't start over, don't.
You can't end on a loss, Lark.
Wait, no, R-Team 1!
R-Team 1!
R-Team 1!
R-Team 1.
R-Team 1.
R-Team 1.
I don't think I can do new ones.
I'm such a little hanging cook.
Huh?
I'm so proud of that hiding spot, I'm not even fucking around, I'm sorry, why did it
I don't think I can do the ones you linked.
I don't know how to install them and I will not sign into Steam on browser.
I fundamentally refuse.
Here's how you do it.
Just link it to them in Steam.
Wait, what?
If you register them on Steam Messenger.
Yeah, exactly.
I find a message really great.
I have to log into Steam on browser.
Everyone uses Steam Messenger.
That's my primary message.
Yeah, dude, I see a message really quick.
You know, I have to login to Steam on browser.
No, I 100% agree.
Everyone uses Steam as a message, though.
That's my primary way that I...
Yeah, that's my primary way that I like to...
That's not how you pitch a game.
Yeah.
I say, hey, I don't know.
I think I have no question.
Damn, you guys aren't even friends.
Why?
I'm not even friends.
No!
I don't know.
you know okay I added you I added you okay could you could you please look at
my hiding spot please I'm begging all my hands and knees I'm just my spirit
where was it in the general I put it in the general dude you were the ham of
all time. Oh my god. You were a ham! The ham going in my hand! Oh my god, you were a ham!
Well, we should have been meat. Eggs and me the link. That would have been perfect.
I'm begging you, I'm begging you. I'm so slow and confused.
Then again, the idea of making life late for work things is really funny to me.
giant picture of Bob Ross that's really nice yeah it's max italic and max roughness okay
so why is this like the standard walking of these guys like so swanky
we just walked into the vile oh yeah actually you look like a little paint slut
I hate you it was you who I heard whistling on the shelf he was all the pro you and you
You were personally painted ham
I tried to good way it tried to
Kiss you try to join
Let's read right before froggy downloads
Yeah, just everyone leave and remake the lobby
It's such waiting like 300 and like 460 seconds
Take it from me I was sitting there muted waiting for you guys to end it was awful like so
Made a law having fun
voice alter application right that was me okay just don't show your screen when
you come back yeah otherwise I never do it because I'm fucking hot yeah make sure
everyone in chat comes in make sure everyone comes we're missing comms I
I really don't want any of the chubbzot candy.
That's fucking crazy.
I haven't wanted to come yet.
Yeah, I haven't.
I want to come.
Come.
You want me to come?
Come?
I'm missing you.
I have one person.
Tenya.
I'm missing Tenya.
Tenya.
I'm really good at figuring out who's not here.
I'm like, which one is it?
Who is it?
Who's not here?
Alright.
So can you not cross in our chats for ten seconds?
You're really pissing me off.
Please, please don't say that. Please don't say that.
I'm training over here.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
It is funny when you play these kinds of games enough and you end up being like,
okay, I want to have double time on the painting.
down we get it down I'm confused with it I'm doing it I'm doing it I love this I love
this I love this oh I was about to say this is actually really fucking tight oh I love
this I love tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight tight
I see my challenge I'm going crazy with it this is awesome but the fuck I love I love
Did I hit the boring like three times in a row and I feel like I'm happy for you?
I'm so happy for you.
Are you okay?
I'm so joyous.
I'm so happy for you.
I'm so happy for you.
Happy for you.
Thanks.
I'm taking a real gamble to make you what it could be.
The inside of the piano in the starting area looks like me.
I know this is a bad idea.
Why is the Betty attacking you?
Is the Betty attacking you?
Do you want to help?
Oh my...
Help!
I'll kill it.
Make this make sense to me right now.
It doesn't.
It doesn't!
It doesn't!
It doesn't!
Don't know how to paint, that's okay guys.
It doesn't!
There's no such thing as mistakes.
It was just a little play on the computer itself.
Based on the chatter, I'm really glad I became a hunter.
No!
There's nothing wrong with everything.
I know what it is what it is bro
My god, I feel so completely the legends my
Know I'm like a literally spamming
Are we ready to paint?
I'm here to help you paint
look straight down
I'm here to help you paint
That doesn't make more sense then
That's what I thought
That's fucking awesome
Holy shit
I'm standing way out
and I can't wait for them to find me
They did not kill the Bob Rassadal
Grab me
The whistle is not going to do much
Oh they can't even get in huh?
Thank you
Sorry
You can't even get in.
No, we can't.
Oh, there's no shit.
What if I have regular eyes?
They're even smaller than usual.
They're squintier, bro.
That makes them special.
No.
I share them with like...
They're yours.
That makes them special.
Don't share your eyes with other people.
That's a lie. You can't do that.
You can't.
I don't know that's great. Oh my god, perfect if you also play an art of filler in the background
My pp hard my pp hard my pp hard you should make a little pp you should I think you can make a little pp
And it would blend you can get away with it, which it wasn't colored one. I picked the worst area for this
Do you know you're never gonna find like any of you? I don't think so
I'm just gonna have to start going off of punches.
That's good.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm a Twitter impasse.
I feel so good.
Little bit of a serial killer
I am so locked in I like I can feel my bones
This is a car we're doing a jay
Yeah, I don't usually feel anything
Fucking hey, dude. Oh no, I'm really happy. The problem is the longer we take the more they perfect their hiding
Yeah, oh no
I'm gonna have to like, screw it
Cause you can keep drawing
I'm sure that's right
You can keep drawing ass
NOOOOO
Motherfucking ass
I would
There's no what- there we go
I will fuck some other ass
No I just look like a pp explosion
That's my rapper's name
Pp explosion
Pp explosion
It just bloated
You'll drop some bottles on a 16 right now
That's good!
Kenny, that pisses me off, it's so good.
That makes me mad!
Brut makes me mad too!
That shit PMO.
That's so good.
That's my heads behind my head.
That's awful good.
That shit PMO.
I am definitely a mentalist.
I am not being mad.
I am the mentalist now.
We are the mentalist.
What is this?
What is this icon?
The metal is...
What is this thing going back?
Yeah, it is great!
I don't want to go here!
No, it's a tail.
No, you're killing it.
It's a special tail.
Literally how?
It's the other way around.
No, it's not. It isn't really fast.
I feel like you're getting...
I'm dying. I need headache medication.
Can I have some of that Benadryl?
If we do this map again, guys, can we give the hunters a little...
a little like like we need less time to paint I feel like it's gonna hit like
this if you get a certain amount of time in this you're like essentially
visible
first like to a hundred oh my god I really am not visible what's so ever
kind of on this map I want to go on there's a alright I'm doing that I
I think we're like, where'd you go to start?
Looked at it.
There's, there's, there's a stangle.
There's no chance.
Yeah, but it all looked really good.
Time to pray.
If you're shooting randomly, it's not gonna be real.
This is kind of impossible for you at this point.
Jesus, take the wheel!
No, I think, I honestly think that mouse could do this.
Mouse is a fucking hawk.
She like-
I'm losing my fucking mind.
I can't.
No, you can.
No.
Yeah, you can.
I am going to strangle Bob loss
Ok Fred Nick let me down
You're going to be so bad
You're going to love my nuts
Oh my god
There was no way I was going to catch that
Between two paintings, what do you think?
Between three, thank you.
Yeah, I did that.
What do you think of my three?
Bob Ross, I am Bob Ross.
I like Aches though, because Aches is like the whole mountain.
Can't even score.
I like how you chose the spot that just allowed you to tickle the loins a little bit.
Yeah.
I like when people pack up the hard track shoes.
I would have gotten away with it.
at the quarter of four rule doing the four states thing with the pick yeah
yeah I like I put my whole motion to it the other one is yeah would you like a
couple more map suggestions
yeah do more I like the Keeney bottom but it's very big it's very there's so
Many new good ones over the last couple of days
I'm back. I was just so confused. I couldn't find my dog turns out she was in my office already
The whole time like what the fuck is my dog
I'm gonna do the other one you sent too.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ready?
I got this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just play the game, do you?
I don't kidding.
Which one is this one?
I can link a couple of other good ones.
Oh, my goodness.
I can link a couple of other good ones.
I can link a couple of other good ones.
Okay.
I'm gonna link a couple of other good ones.
Okay.
of other good life.
Oh, Viking dining.
Viking dining.
Viking dining.
Viking dining.
Yeah, I went down to my bed and said, like, where's my dog?
She's not sleeping in any of her normal spots.
And then I came back up.
And she was standing in the office door like, hey, where the fuck did you go?
Tired.
Wait, can you link?
Oh, that was like drawing.
And then I can't click on it now.
Oh, that money.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Click it now with your whole face.
Let me get this.
Subscribe to it.
It didn't work.
No, it didn't work.
Yeah, it didn't work.
No, it didn't work.
Subscribe to it.
No, she doesn't usually hang out here when I'm streaming, but I guess she just wanted to vibe today.
Yeah.
I miss you.
Um, do you want me to DM it to you on Steam or do you want me to post it just in the chat here?
Whatever, work.
Baby dog.
I've been on.
Baby dog.
Thank you.
Little baby dog.
I might.
Subscribe.
Hi, Stinky.
I need, I need RV there yet to fuck off.
I'm trying to update and it won't let me download this freaking mod!
Stop! Stop! I'm trying to update!
I'm trying to update!
I heard a dog.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's a good dog.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm seeing this frozen...
Oh my god!
Is that a husky?
Yeah, she's a husky.
It sounds like a husky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
The dramatic husky cry.
She only does that if someone else does it first.
I've been muting, so you wouldn't hear it.
But if I just go, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
She only does that kind of thing.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I sometimes have conversations with my cats.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hi there.
Oh.
I like her.
Oh.
She just choked on that one.
I heard that. Jesus Christ.
Fucking meatball on her.
Oh my god. She just choked on that one.
Peanut.
She choked on it again.
Carl.
What is happening to Peanut?
This is a dog that forgets that eating and drinking is a thing
until it's like an emergency.
bring it to you and be like oh my god wow
this is ridiculous and totally not me
it would do that
I literally when I'm in bed I have to
bring in both of the bowls into the room
so that way she can like remember that
that's something she has to do I'm at
eight because she won't do it before bed
yeah no I relate to that too my whole
computer is moving at like two ticks a
Second
Your steam is download it try to double download it's fuck so you have to control delete out of steam
We're all going to back out. I think so. Yeah, everyone back out title
Froggy close out of the game and then exit re-open steam. Yeah, please RV there yet. You're never gonna play that game again
I can't believe it!
I'm deleting it!
Yeah, delete it.
I need this game.
This server is back up.
Okay.
Make sure you hide your chat.
I'm hiding my chat.
Hide chat. You can't show chat.
I'm not showing you that.
What if I show chat?
Just go live and show chat, Bob.
I'm going live and show chat.
He's fucking doing it anyway.
One frame of the password.
Dude, that would be such like the dickish thing ever.
Like, be like, just one second.
I would do it.
If I do it, I'd do it.
I'd do the shit out of that.
Catch me back on April Fool's, maybe.
Yeah?
Yeah?
You OK?
No, you're not.
Are you OK?
Do you really doubt?
Oh my god, Ryn.
Ryn could replace Lark.
Ryn could replace Lark.
Ryn could replace Lark.
Ryn could replace Lark.
I
True
That man is cursed I could for hours that you guys even makes you feel better what negative
Yeah, let's all buy the book right now
Yeah
I can see my mind
to your book I want to buy a book I have it it's on my dresser you look at my
face where's work in my body it's a physical it's a physical look it can be
oh my god or physical I have it physical I wanted it I'm also doing a
special edition it's gonna be like all signed in with like interior look well
No, I don't want to buy it again!
I don't want to buy it again!
No, I don't want to buy it again!
No, I don't want to buy it again!
Am I in the book?
Yeah.
When you sign it, can you do a doodle mouse? Thank you.
I'm gonna buy it on Kindle so I can read it now.
Kindle? Where is the link for this book?
The special version when it comes out.
What the fuck is that? Kindle.
You don't read on your phone? You don't read books on your phone?
Oh
Yeah, I'm out and I don't want to get back into reading reading read guys. I
Actually, you're trying to get back into reading short store short story collections
As stupid as I am because I read a lot
Like you call up
I
Try
But um, it's about short snack short stack lady
Who runs a bookstore? Then she has to potentially sell it because of a grumpy British told it
Who's being mean and just convince him to not be a con and he
I like that
It's a mouse booby
Did booby wishes he was as hot as
Yeah, that's fucked up.
I don't know, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'm not sorry, I'm sorry.
No.
Not sorry to move me.
Are y'all in?
Yeah, I think you're in.
Yeah, straight in.
It's like, wait, what, what, what are you going to do about it?
He doesn't even scream.
Yeah, he doesn't scream.
Exactly.
What the fuck is going on?
He's been in for three years.
Yeah, it's me.
How'd you hurry?
Yeah, he's kind of a loser.
Looking pretty offline and bully-able to me.
Why are you so blind?
Why are you laughing at me?
He's actually a secret streamer.
Somebody asked if I could have a different VTuber on the audiobook.
So there is a different VTuber.
You don't need to be able to have VTubers to do it.
That would be funny.
That's right.
I think you should give me that.
I asked, well you and Papa could do it, Bob.
I love that man, he's gonna mess him up the workers.
That's same, same, that's me, same.
Oh god, it's this.
He's gonna try to read it when he's high, and literally the audio report he's gonna
be him being like, what's to say?
Yes.
That's gonna be me.
Yep.
I kinda like it actually.
How do I get rid of the body type menu and it's stuck on my screen?
Oh.
Is it?
Help.
Uh oh.
You mean I'm buried too much?
Yeah, it messed up my screen too.
What do you mean I'm buried too much?
That's what I said too.
Or do anything. This is not good.
Yeah, what the hell? The judgment of what's buried and what isn't is like very, uh, the opposite of generosity.
It's like...
It's a little Monka. That's true.
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
What?
What the hell are you?
What the hell are you?
Whoa!
Okay, I guess I'll do that.
Okay.
Sometimes I pick a spot and then I regret it immediately, but you have to commit.
Yeah.
That's where I'm at, yeah.
The Larkers are here.
The Larkers are here!
Get out of here, Lark.
Don't you have work to do?
Don't you have a job or something?
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Yeah, I'm like us who are playing games, okay?
Immediately turns on painting game talks about
Personality yeah
I'm stuck in like a weird screen where I can't move or do anything. I'm stuck in like a body type selector.
Let's see if it clears when the timer comes out.
I hope it does, because if not you're down a hundred and it's just you man.
Stop breaking the damn game.
I don't mean- I'm good? Sorry for being white?
I don't think you're that sorry about that man.
That's just a apology everyone for me.
You're not a fucking liar.
Hey, where are my ancestors?
You're never gonna fucking find me.
You look like a ghost.
I don't!
This map is so cool.
There's no way of finding anyone, even if they're right in front of me.
There's so much.
You like it?
Oh, fucking find me.
I like that hang on, I like that
Sorry, I like that hang on
I like that hang on
That's crazy
Thank you, Candy
I mean, that's sexist, first of all
Second of all, fuck off
I'm sorry, but women are exclusive to Pride Month
Women can be fucking homophobic
They're non-binary, so how about you?
Candy's not a woman!
Candy! I hope!
Candy's not a woman!
Candy, you fuck!
Hang on, hang on!
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
Guys we can talk about this
See wait that you know
I don't even know I feel like I was mentally manipulated the mentalist has
Harry what the hell dude?
I'm on boonies around
I'm actually bullying him instead of me
Froggy? I love your spot so much
I'm so lucky to be on so much
Let's the pro that I almost feel nothing
but I still feel it, keep going inside
When I go to bed at night I feel everything
it courses through me, I can still feel them
That was me before I got Froggy
This is amazing
You're never gonna find me here
I love Froggy's a lot, I love it.
Froggy's is really good.
Thank you, thank you. I can't believe.
I'm holding him in the fastest pace.
Sorry, I used you as a weapon to attack him.
You like mine? You like it?
I like it.
You like it?
I like it.
I like it.
I hear your weapon.
Mouse, you're such a weaponized rat.
You're an expert at weaponizing around here.
Shirat
Do you like it?
You guys looked at Frederick
Yeah, I sure have
That is a fucked up low stick dude
It is.
I know I grew up there.
It's like the glow stick.
No.
Yes, it is.
It's not.
It is.
It does the glow stick.
That has eating chocolate.
Like, should I throw it?
Yeah.
That's an Easter glow stick.
You drew an Easter glow stick.
Yeah.
That's an Easter glow stick.
That's awesome.
Celebratory glow stick.
Have you seen their new dance?
They're doing it right now.
They're doing it right now.
They're doing it right now.
Oh, okay.
I like that.
Oh, this is fun.
Oh
Fred please intellectuals intellectual
me the fuck off it's like so it's like so dumb it's so stupid
stupid it's like I love it it's good my head was mentalist I started looking at
the ground. Like I do, I do this.
You killed me, you killed me and not, they're not Fred though.
I know I didn't do Fred.
Yeah, that's fucked up.
It doesn't matter, I know that I need to look stupid now.
I was sending all the airs her in here, and you know, like she was, so they were thinking
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm impressed.
Don't dumb it down, like 10%.
I can't think much more dumber than this, dog.
I don't like being lobotomized.
I actually was about to slam my head against the desk, I believe you because like you visualized
it
Well I think it's going to end up people might have messed up if that was work, it means
it would work so I'd have to hit my head against the desk
Oh my god.
Most of the headgames are pretty evil.
I'm not scared.
You were staring at the Easter Glowstick.
Can you go into the room with the beds, please?
Could you guys look at mine really quickly?
Yes, I swear.
Wait, where's egg?
Oh my god, oh my god!
You have little feet in your pants!
You have little feet in your pants!
You have little feet in your pants!
Oh my god!
I was, you know, I got lost.
Ariel, you are a treasure
Thank you
I just put my hands in
This bubble is really good, Hengel
Let's all take Benadryl together
It does look like Drowsy though, so I do get a little bit of it
I'm not going to lie to you
I want you to know that the second most satisfying possible eventuality from that game was you
never finding me.
The most satisfying eventuality was the one that happened, that being you found me in
the last 10 seconds.
That's because they told me to be stupid, like if they didn't tell me to be stupid, I was linking to what your mind pulse was, so I'm like he's going to be hiding a really weird spot that's going to be hidden away, like I was thinking too hard about it, you know, like I don't know
They told me to be stupid, they told me to be a mentalist, respect the term mentalist
Mentalism is real
Don't say wrong, I was a cannibal
Can I leave your book to make up for misgendering you?
Everyone click this link and go off my streams to buy Candy's newest book.
It has penis in it.
It's about a man child who moves away and hang out with his mom and finds out that his
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Check it out.
Anyway, Froggy get that download going!
Froggy!
Becoming gender-concluded to cancel Boon.
That's good.
Would be the first time.
A candy is whatever needs to happen to get Boon cancelled, truly.
Yeah, well, exactly.
My enda is whatever's the funniest punchline.
That's what I like to say.
That's fucking evil!
I love it, it's my favorite.
Okay, so now they're evil!
I'll say it, yes it's evil, they are weaponizing their fluids!
I'm not even going to try anymore, this is just a dangerous territory I'm sailing in bro.
I think we were the hunters together, Thoughts?
No!
Hey Candy, what's up?
Where am I?
I thought we were going to go on the hunt.
Sorry, sorry.
I thought we were going to hunt together.
I think we were going to go on the hunt.
Candy, what's up?
I'm an ally.
I'm an ally.
I'm an ally.
I'm an ally.
I'm an ally.
What the hell are you talking about Boone?
What the hell are you talking about?
I got diagnosed with being pants.
For being pants?
You were diagnosed with-
No, I didn't mind, I give up.
I thought you were being pants?
No, I'm not being pants, goddammit!
I wasn't even walking around in!
I thought you were getting so bad.
No, I'm not terrible parents, goddammit!
I wasn't damn good at walking around in!
What?
Guys, I don't feel safe as a hunter right now.
Why not? What's wrong?
So we can fight with Boon.
Oh, that'd be bad.
I'm mentally stable. I'm the mentalist. I'm normal.
Oh, you're pinning me.
Yeah, I'm mentally stable.
I'm trying to play me, I'm trying to be you.
Hey guys, it's Men's Mental Health Awareness History Month, and if you guys are meeting
us inside, I want us to do it.
So pick whatever you say.
Is it actually, I'm actually not.
It is.
Are you home?
Are you body?
You guys can't hurt me, I force field forms around me.
I force field forms around me immediately and protect it, or at least it is.
I accidentally knocked myself, like, 600 times.
Noooo.
No, I can't.
Quick, Ari, quick!
I'm running!
Quick!
Noooo!
Oh, Ari!
Can somebody do a boon email and see what he looks like?
I swear to god.
Did you want to be...
Oh, you picture a seal?
It's close enough.
I liked it.
You have a black spot.
Okay.
I got it.
Good, good, good.
No, not a picture of me eating a fucking burger chat.
I can't even see you guys
He hates burgers
I'll be the judge of that
I was gonna say it's the queer and the mentalist on the case
I don't know if that's like
Do you know what I mean?
Do you have a butthole?
Do you guys like my hide and seek?
It's my shot
for you
I don't understand
Oh that might be evil nevermind
Don't do this. I'm literally colorblind stop
Oh my god, that's such a cute hiding spot. What the fuck? Your hiding spots are so good!
Yeah, everyone's really good.
This is a great map, unironically.
This could be an infection map.
Can I ask, how did you do this?
How did they do this?
I'm not sure if he did it right, baby.
I'm not sure if he did it right, baby.
The rest of the people are walking in. They're cutely.
Ooh, man, that's good.
Guys, your hiding spots hurt my eyes.
Where the hell are you, Daio?
Daio!
Daio!
Daio!
Where the hell are you, Daio?
That's right, but the other day, I went Lossy Anto.
Y'all making me mad as hell. Y'all making me losey Anto.
Lossy Anto.
Lossy Anto!
Daio, good night.
What's the word when you're mad, Japanese Tee Sundary?
Tee Sundary.
Are you trying to tease the Mary?
I gotta find me a tea sundae for all of us
Tea sundae?
There is
This is like why she didn't know she's laughing at you for being a dumb American boon
I'm literally going to be the first person to act out American.
How dare you to get to my American.
I like your laugh.
Oh, it's like a bird.
It's like a little monkey pig.
Can you see it, Ty?
I will tell you about the time I saw guinea pig in a freezer and it was...
What?
What?
What?
So my friend, okay not-
Like you just opened the freezer and he was chilling in there?
Well, I used to crash in my friend's place.
He was living with my family at the time and vice versa.
Okay.
And I was like, I think 15 and I remember, they had a bunch of guinea pigs and like
several of them died over the years.
It was really sad.
But their eldest daughter who was 25 at the time, decided that she was gonna try to
crygenically freeze them.
them. Oh, the technology was good enough. They could they could revive them, I guess.
And I'm a refrigerator and I didn't know this. I did not know this. I was like,
Oh man, I'm hungry. I'm gonna just check out their freezer really quick.
And I'm digging through the freezer.
I thought there's a bunch of frozen gate pigs in there.
Well, I thought it was like a giant Chipotle burrito because it was wrapped in
I had to go to their mom and I'm like hey Stacey what's up I saw pickles
Oh
I'm fucking fine, this isn't even possible. How the fuck is my dumb ass supposed to do this?
You're not supposed to see it.
You can't suck the plane in the game.
It was like fucking five when you stacked up in this bitch like a fucking...
There's a long line.
There's a long line, too.
I'm just resting in color, boy.
I was behind a train.
My hands have been clean for too long.
what it's time to get blood on them
oh I was getting like blood on my hands
don't make me test the day as fuck I'm just pissed
yes I would love more maps
okay give me one exactly
my god I'm taking us to one of the other ones you know
oh this map is beautiful
oh this is quite good thing
oh this is quite good thing
I play only this game map every time
and I want to play white room with no details
and I want to
Eww, sure.
I'm gonna be the last one.
Like, I'm gonna hit him.
I'm gonna play real quick.
I still think the fucking thing is the hardest henna left.
The hardest henna left was at Boone and being unable to say Japanese.
I just think that's great.
That's so...
Rampal!
I just think about the... I just think about...
Tumper's the giddy picker where the fuck his name is every time I hear that laugh.
My bad, sorry. I was in the bathroom.
No, you hide and then you run my bathroom and nobody's
Do you think when grandpa pisses like a library
Froggy froggy beep a small beastie with four leggies
This is kind of
That Minchelis is about to strike again.
I can do the stupidest thing.
I can do the absolute stupidest thing.
Same.
Um...
Are Froggy and I about to get mega-cucked? What's going on?
What?
Like, is this map good for hiding?
Oh, well, I'm just trying here.
I don't know if this map is good for hiding.
I got up to Pete and I looked at Bajrini Ice Tea and I brought the bottle down with me
because there wasn't a lot left in the bottle and I'm a fat-ass chud so I was
like I'm gonna drink the rest of this iced tea delicious and I brought the bottle down.
But then I got up to pee and I looked at the bottle on the floor and I had like
PTSD flashbacks to this one time where my mom was teaching yoga and she
teaches yoga out of our house but she would do it in the basement and then
on the other side of the basement was the computer room and there was one time
where I was down there playing World of Warcraft or something and I didn't
realize that she had a client but I'm not allowed to be down there where she
has a client for her yoga or whatever her yoga her massage whatever she's doing
right right I was like oh fuck and I had to have you ever peed in a bottle
without a penis yes so far it's really hard I got P all over my hand I got P
on the rug I did get most of the bottle
with my hand up in the air that got pee on it.
Oh my god, I just, that was so awful.
I just sit there with pee on my hand the whole time,
waiting for her to pee on it.
That was nasty, that was nasty.
So, here's the real question.
After you pissed, did you continue playing?
With one hand, yeah.
Oh.
Maybe to be against World of Warcraft players.
I'm not doing this because I think it'll work. I'm doing it because I think it's funny
I agree with you
You could not get that information out of me if you pulled every one of my finger and toenails out in sequence
Oh my god.
I'm so tired of these things not working when I want them to.
I love you!
Can I finish it?
Can you come back later?
Yes!
Yes!
I can't.
I love you!
I'm so good.
Well, I'll see you soon.
Oh my god.
It's so cute.
The reason why I found you.
Oh, that is cute.
Yeah, no, leave it.
Leave it.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Oh that is cute. Yeah, no leave it leave it.
I would hide as a fish.
Yeah.
Leave it. I'm honestly going to finish it.
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to give my best right now.
Keep going.
I'm mousy. Okay.
That's what I would have done.
That's really good. I like that. That's really good.
Wait, hey, your spot is really good.
Really?
What the heck?
That's gonna be a fish.
What the heck?
I don't want to play this game anymore.
Candy run.
You guys suck so bad. I'm panicking.
yeah yeah yeah you feeling cheeky you're feeling cheeky
or you're gonna be okay I can't even check out that is incredible
oh my god you know yours is also really good we can eat you want can you you got
this that's that's that's illegal I just want to be a fish
No!
Damn it!
Dude, I've had a case of these different things,
and I've packed the whole thing, I hate this guy, but I quit.
I know.
Don't quit, don't quit!
Can you just release your book?
What?
Don't quit, you're such a fucking bug!
Don't kill yourself, there's so much to live for!
Oh, that's good.
You're such a fucking bug!
Don't do it!
What?
What?
How?
It won't let you go.
How the fuck is anyone supposed to find this shit?
They both found me already, they just let me beat them up.
What the fuck is hurting my stomach right here, but I can't
And can you see you this map is not for 200 just look at this is like a five
This is the best game I've ever played.
I've been here before. How would I know?
It's a little perfection deal.
Good spot, Mouse.
You have the best score as well, Ari.
Are you using strategy?
It's got to be so fierce.
Without the whistles, they're coming from all over the place.
I don't even know.
I know. It's like fucking Spartacus up in here.
Everyone whistling.
Oh my god.
have a whistle how are you I was not who whistled but you found me anyway
what if you gave me one whistle oh that's a good one
There was blue that whistled.
Yeah, I was so good at shot kills.
They made me strikes again.
Yeah!
Oh my god!
Daniel, I'm good!
You're a monster!
So good!
Oh my god, that was so funny.
Nick gave up and I really appreciate that.
So good.
I'm in the fuck, from the fucking sniper nest.
Did you see that?
That was all a mouse and something, wow.
That was really good.
Mouse and eggs are cooking in this map.
There's no fishes in here.
Oh shit, yeah, mouse, what the hell?
I feel like you've developed a strategy for every single map for this tournament.
Like, you have a spot that you're going to get for every tournament.
Yeah, like winning things.
Oh my god.
Winning is good.
Speaking of winning is good.
I love organizing events.
Right now I'm planning a buckshot roulette tournament.
Like buckshot roulette?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I don't want to play that game anymore.
I'll... I'll...
I'll let you know as many times as I can.
Just say that.
Are you just... just in case you didn't know?
Yeah, in case they weren't sure.
Yeah.
Where?
It's like, you know, it's not... it's not...
It's hard. You know, it's hard.
Yeah, it's hard.
I have one of you in the tree.
Where are you, Fred? You find yourself in the dungeon.
I don't essentially get myself balls, but I don't know too much.
I wanna come see. You wanna see my balls?
Yeah.
I already have some people lined up.
I am ready to do multiple tournaments if you guys want a good box shot.
That's enough of you.
Alright, that's fine.
No more fish.
Oh my god.
Wow, I was looking at mouse's place asking myself how is she hidden and now I'm only seeing it myself
That's how good it is
Wow
I could, I heard a whistle
Yeah, fuck the trees
Damn
Ah, dude
And yeah that is so good, fuck you
No, fuck it
Ten years is so good
Thanks, thank you
You should see where egg is
Oh that is so clever, oh my god.
I put an egg so many times.
I think if you turned the other way, Hengie, so your legs were obvious, you would have
absolutely nailed that.
You became the mentalist.
Yeah, Hengie became the mentalist.
I'm the mentalist, yo.
I got to see the finished fish.
You're so good.
Dio!
Dio!
Fish on it!
Froggy knew it was found.
That is my voice.
Where's Ben?
Nasa's mother.
like among us 9 million IQ play like that
you can't be mad at me
oh my god this is all that I think
this map is insane
okay but do we have to be wanker?
okay
please be wanker
you have to be Waldo
I feel like you have to be Waldo
please do not be wanker
Are we too big to be Waldo though?
If you're not Waldo, you're doing it wrong.
Okay, I'm gonna be Waldo.
Okay, Froggy, I need you to lock in.
We all have to be Waldo.
We have to be Waldo.
Okay.
I think that's only fair.
Can you download, please?
No.
Can we get a little download action, please?
Froggy, are you still downloading our ARPy there yet?
Yep.
And I look at it like this.
I look at it like this.
Oh, no.
Now it's trying to download Backerooms Escape Together.
What?
I need you to uninstall any of your cloud games!
I need you to uninstall things you're not going to play again.
But what if I want to play a game?
I feel like that's an archetype.
Y'all piss me off!
The person who never uninstalls the stream games just in case.
Yeah, what about you? What about you?
Grimmy, it's my favorite game!
But don't you have like Grimmy?
It takes like two seconds to install.
It's Grimmy's favorite game.
Oh, it's just Steam.
I don't know.
Steam is being fucking.
Oh my god.
It's just for everybody.
Everyone's talking about you right now, Froggy.
Everyone's talking about you right now.
Mine was a prox by now.
I've been out of math for a long time.
No!
What the fuck?
I think I have to resist this.
You're Steam, not Grimmy.
You're so, Froggy's gonna be so fucking hard.
Get me fucking in.
Somebody's clipping this right now.
They're clipping it.
They're clipping it.
No!
No!
My pants!
My pants!
My pants!
My pants!
You can't clip it now.
Again?
If you just make it to the pension.
That's the rule.
Brogy, I say that every three seconds.
You be sleeping.
No.
That's the rule.
That's the strat.
I think my favorite part of this game is looking at someone downloading that app.
And it looks like that's the moment.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Oh
There's only you only have 10 slots yeah, we've been 12 slots
Go back to bullying
You know the mod of that omni guy whose arms are out like protecting the civilian in the bed
Protecting froggy
Yeah
Taking all the knives and the the grenade
He said all these settings again. I will fight you so steam had an update and maybe that's why it was mad at me
I haven't restarted by steam in like three days
What that's not that often
Three years
Yeah, good good. I'm gonna scare you. I'm scared over catch fire
I
I just sometimes I forget and sometimes a couple days go by and I'm like, oh
Oh, my PC is kind of high. It's been on it's been off for a long time
Forget I just forget
You're talking crazy right now when I got all your shit in my house. I got a massive package for you actually
This woman so much any time
She fights any Tamagotchi shit
Coochie potchie is all for you Coochie potchie
Yeah! Anytime she fights anything Coochie potchie she sends it to me
She sends like a six foot long giant Coochie potchie plushie
And I was like I already have it and then I sit through a video of it
Upon my acceptance
That video is so good, I love that video so much
I love the video so much
The heavy breathing as you stop your way to it
And then you shine a spotlight on it
Fucking talk me out dude
I have a giant one!
Giant!
I don't know if you can show it on stream, that video kills me though.
Well, actually, you can see my feet in it.
You can probably send it if no one shows it.
If no one shows it on stream, it's probably safe.
Like, for just anyone to see it.
Cause I don't think there's anything in it, but just to be interesting.
I have feet already.
Hold on.
Let me try to find the video.
Yeah, your feet are open.
I like the idea of sending the video to mouse and being like here look at the pure joy and mouse is like it's okay
I've already seen your feet
I've already seen your feet
I don't need to watch it
I've gotten everything I need
I'm trying to find it
Okay, I found it
Look at that heavy breathing as you stomp your way to the place
I don't show my feet on the screen
I don't show it, but watching for sure is so funny
I'm gonna watch it again
I got a giant kuchikachi plush, just my favorite permacachi, it's huge!
And I have about like a pedestal that's built into the wall, and there's a scotch, there's a drop light that you can turn on, and it shines down on you!
I don't like it when you get up and you go, turn on the scotch.
Oh wow.
Like, why?
Are you like, rolling?
Like, what's happening?
Dude, why?
Dude, you're not gonna breath.
There's a way to turn on the scotch.
You all are a bunch of coochie-parchee.
It is the play that lets us know where he is.
His spotlight is on him.
Coochie-parchee.
Oh my god.
He's the way I want to stop him.
His spotlight on him is if he's like a treasure.
Coochie-parchee.
That's so good.
Okay, now I think you know what's a coochie-parchee that you have.
He's the one with that area.
And then you make it an office.
Oh my god, this is so damn funny.
Here's a video of me nearly completely naked, but like you can share it on stream because
you don't see anything.
I was trying to, I was trying to, I was trying to shower, but then I found an ear twig eating
my iron mouth soap and I like yelled at it and it like, it was cold and fear at me.
What?
I was crazy.
There's this book that shows me iron mouth soap and my giga soap.
What?
I, I forgot.
Oh, this, this is kinda, this wares wall though.
I don't think we can beat him.
I don't think we can beat him.
Oh, yes.
This is very difficult.
Dude, he's trying to get out of here.
He's munching on that shit.
He's busy every day, and I wouldn't do it.
You don't have to let him do it.
Every day.
I don't like hurting, like, bugs are really cute and stuff.
I want to fuck with him.
Not every bug. Not all bugs.
Not all bugs.
Bugs just most I'm gonna do this in a way that is at least sort of possible for somebody to get
That's a that's a time is much shorter this time. That's a good thing to say up front because I'm if you get caught
Man terrible
I think she needs a little I think now seems a little suffering. I think she's got it too easy
I left the lobby because I hate you. I have two brain cells
I just actually left I accidentally left the lobby because I have exactly precisely two
brain cells and I was in a menu and I just wanted to escape the menu and I
sucked. She hates you, she hates you. Well now you're in the punishment
corner. She hates you, she hates you. I could join. There's a cave in progress but I could join.
Okay great. Oh thank goodness. You can probably expect it. I'm playing the best
character today. Okay I'm the killer. I think you'll like mine.
You're all standing there for me. Once upon a time, Waldo and Bartopel are just standing there.
Medically!
That's really awesome, Fonga.
That's really cool. They're gonna find me, but I have fun.
You guys like the way I look.
Oh my god that's a hockey ball.
What's the killer look like?
What is this?
What's the killer look like?
Pull me back I'm not done!
Buff, when you find me, can you just appreciate it for a moment?
Can you appreciate my booty first?
I do appreciate your booty.
Can you appreciate my pussy?
Oh my pussy!
I don't feel your pussy.
No it's fun though.
I feel like the Bob Ross one is the one.
Yeah.
Where's all that?
Oh my god, Henya, what the fuck?
Henya is killing it.
Yeah.
This is a little hard for him of watch here, whatever my name is.
What?
Do you have a uni nipple?
Henya, you're beautiful.
What?
boobs. You do? She's genius, Dio. Genius, Dio. Yeah, Dio. Can you come back to me?
Your butt cheeks are so bright. You like them? As time goes on, they let you become harder.
I was so up.
I was like, where is it?
You ain't been so up for a little bit.
And you heard you talking to her and she was like...
Hey buff.
Btw, I thought it was your...
RUUUH!
AHHHHH!
I knew it!
I shot myself!
That's okay.
You don't need me though, you're doing great.
Okay.
Dude, I cannot tell you how close my face is to my screen, it's like, I'm like, my eyes are like...
LEANED ALL THE WAY IN!
I'm like, hand in hand.
I have... yeah, I think I'm done.
AHHH!
Wow!
Oh...
I like boots.
Yeah, but it makes me mad.
Someone's over here.
I like this.
I think it's stained on that paper over there.
Is that?
I like your big pussy stain.
Oh.
Come here, snail trail girl.
Let me see it.
Let me see it.
You got it.
You got it.
Great pussy stain.
It's like a dog with a body.
I just got on one of those before.
It smells like a mile.
Nice.
What do we think guys?
What do we think?
What do we think guys?
Childe did a really good job.
Childe you did really good.
My game is so fucked out.
You don't have to play this grandpa.
That's, that's, this is something true.
That is something true.
Grandpa.
That's grandpa.
That is what people call me.
He's got a very old soul.
Who is that?
Unfortunately.
Excuse me.
Old soul and weird habits.
I heard a gush. Oh my gosh. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. You have to do it.
My comb badge. The comb badge. The comb badge.
The comb badge. The comb badge.
Do they were ever to be someone in this group that couldn't do that? It would be buff.
This is true. This is true. My mipple's sad.
She saw Cobb and she was right side. She saw Cobb and she was going in.
How you're still alive is amazing to me.
I was just thinking that because buff is absolutely killing it and I was thinking there's no way.
Because I'm going to level with you and it's going to open.
I'm going to level with you and it's going to suck.
Oh my god, I know.
I know because this map is so brutal.
The second race of that buff hasn't been really there yet.
It's true.
Once buff gets there.
If it gets observed back 20 seconds, it'll start.
You're on borrowed time.
I did.
The poor Iraqi.
Nick's the red color.
Oh, nope.
You're so lucky.
I have Queen Blassey in my ears right now.
You're so fucking lucky, bro.
You're so lucky.
You're so lucky.
I like that you can see him across the map too.
He's full.
Yeah, you can see him.
This is easy to see from a far away.
Nobody's finding egg, it's impolite.
Egg is lost in the sauce.
She's training.
This is on a really hard level.
She's done.
Do you believe in little green men?
Oh my god.
I would say you become the mentally.
What?
Okay, you know what?
You almost got shot away from little green men.
Something doesn't make sense.
You usually have to consider it from a different angle buff. I think that you need to
Oh, thank you, Bob!
It's so good.
You learned the Bob Ross one, I see.
That's real fucking good.
I like Tenya's.
But your legs go this way, compared to the...
Oh, my cum one?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I had to fuck around.
Yeah, and it was good.
Don't even think about it.
It's like a shadow under her.
That's all I saw.
Ah! Another one.
Another one. Oh no!
Minecraft!
Oh no. Oh no.
Froggy?
Oh no. I was in the painting.
Oh, it's coming out. It's coming out. I was in the painting.
Oh, I'm Australian.
When the froggy has the last thing I should be doing!
No, no, listen, and now! Now I can't click!
The mod download, I can't click it. I need to be like...
Okay, just send it to her, just send it to her.
I need to put the link in the chat, okay?
I need to be lonely, please.
We're doing this to you tomorrow.
It's not my fault.
Why?
You're gonna shit on me? Is that what this year is all about?
What's going on? I'm just trying to like chill out.
It sounds like doing like shit.
Why are we giving froggy shit, but Candy is also in this corner?
Like...
I'm just straining!
Candy wrote a book!
It is Pride Month and we can't miss gender the rest of your cancelling.
I'm down-murdering it, it's really slow.
I can't even say that I'm a broken cancelling, that's insane.
It's a landmine, a little bit of a landmine if you will.
Can he just wrote a book?
They just wrote a book!
They just wrote a book!
They just wrote a book!
They just wrote a book!
So they made a 4-star review and then they deleted it 2 days later and I don't know why.
What the heck man?
What?!
They finished the book!
They like, no it's okay, you can give whatever review you like.
I just thought it was funny.
I don't really like it.
I don't really like it.
I don't really like it.
I don't really like it.
Oh, it's...
Froggy.
What?
Would you like to fill him?
What?
Froggy, what I want you to do is...
I don't know what else to say.
Everyone?
I don't know.
Everyone, back out to main menu again.
Hide your screen so you don't read anything.
I...
I'll never back down.
Never to back down.
Froggy, I want you to disable all your current updating downloads.
Uncube them.
You can go to two downloads.
Uncube all of them.
Okay, hold on. Okay, hold on. Let me remove all of this from Q.
Oh my god, you're nothing. You beat it already.
I didn't beat Rodan, Chris. I still have to beat it.
You should be able to beat it.
You are a hoarder.
I still have to beat it.
You are a hoarder.
I'm not talking to your roommate, dude. We need an intervention.
No! No! No! No! No! What if I need the games? What if I need them?
I'm not!
What if I need them?
You don't! You don't need them!
You don't want to need them!
You're not a variety streamer. If you don't leave game after a week, it's over.
It's over.
What if I have you?
Do you have a game to suck downloads while you're playing a game? Do you have to turn it on?
What?
There's a separate scene that stops downloads while you're playing a game. Do you have that turned on back?
Yeah, I don't think so.
You should turn that on.
I'm gonna send that. Like, if you wanna come back to a game, you can, like, re-install it.
Yeah. You can uninstall and then re-install it.
Like, that is an option. Like, it's not like the same goes away.
Steve, remember, you're okay.
Well, you can't remember.
When I hear right now in your bed wanting to play Megan Chameleon, and you keep looking at Rotamprous, or whatever the fuck else.
I'm going to put you back on your bed.
Wait, where do I turn off the downloading while I'm playing things?
You might not want to do that because you won't be able to download anything.
Oh, it's just starting to start downloading while you're actively playing your game.
Yeah, but the thing is is that Froggy needs to download from Workshop which is...
Hey, you're actively playing from there.
Yeah, she can turn that set of off so that she can download things while the game is playing.
Right.
No, no, no, what I'm trying to say is if you activate that, it stops Team Workshop from downloading that.
It's on by default, Boots. You might have to turn it off, Boots.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hey.
You know how I know her born I hit a little gummy and it's your
You are
My third eye when you say little
I went back up and I was like NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
I went back up and I was like NOOOOO!
I've done nothing wrong!
I'm here! We're all here!
We're all here and we're so happy.
Yes we are. We're actually not all here.
We're all here and we're so happy.
We're all so happy.
Froggy's not in here.
I'm literally right here.
I'm literally right here.
Should we start?
I'm painting with clay!
Take your trend and suck yourself
I'm trying to get there
Eat that clam froggy
I'm trying to get there
Here I am
All the settings
Like a pillow
Froggy
Froggy
Fart and paint off
Oh
We have to use our mind palace ten you like our like our big my houses okay my palace my palace
My palace day, oh
I really should have really should done this where I see is how froggy once her funeral to go I
Want Chris Angel to float my corpse really bad
All the time I tell them all the time I'm like if I die on stream I need you to ensure
I need you to get me yeah, I want to be mind-freaked in death
Out of all people you want Chris Angel mind-freak yes
I want to be floated over a house like um like Shaq
Okay, you know that like one video of like that person being in like the helicopter bed like the helicopter
Yeah, yeah, like spin to a pass like that
I know like the video where he floats Shaq I wanted to I wanted to be like graceful and elegant
Over water?
Oh, over houses. I want it over my house.
Okay.
I heard really hard for my house.
More than like your house?
Oh.
Like also, if I also put like mold and asbestos like on your body as well to match the house, or like...
She's already got that, dude.
That don't remind me of my house!
She's already got mold and asbestos, dude.
I'm really out to get that taken care of.
I have to get a ticket to get out of here!
I have to get a ticket to get out of here!
She has a room!
She has a room that has books!
It's okay, I never open the door, so it can't get me!
What the fuck are you talking about?
You weak guys!
It's not how that works at all!
Okay, so...
You got a lot of hate in your heart right now.
The inspector!
No, no!
But the inspector came inside of my house!
The inspector said
If I don't open the door the doors will not
That's not how that works
I need you to have a structure to lie to your ass
That is how that works, that's how that works
That's not how that works
I feel like if the gun isn't in my mouth but I don't pull the trigger
Like it isn't really like
Yeah, that can be mentally
Oh my god
No, no Hennan please
I'm a grass, I'm a bloody grass
I'm a small bloody grass
I'm a small bloody grass Hennan
He's just grass
I'm just a small bloody grass Hennan
I'm innocent, I'm innocent, I'm innocent!
I'm trying, I'm trying!
I'm innocent!
I'm not gonna move an inch anymore!
Stop writing on that!
Since last year, since I moved in, since I moved in...
It's a sub-team!
Oh my god, that...
That's the deal game is about you
I'm not about anything!
I am the mentor of...
What's the worst?
Poor dog!
Wait, okay, you wanna make sure it's worse?
Okay, I'll stop, I'll stop
What?
Froggy legally cannot take care of it.
Oh yes, because I don't own the part of the house that it did.
Oh, there you go finally.
Legally, Froggy cannot get rid of the mold.
I can't.
Because apparently in Canada, you don't own the inside of the walls.
What?
What?
What the fuck?
Yeah, you don't own the walls.
You owe everything that's like inside of the walls, like in the house part.
That's yours, but then you don't own it.
You're like an HOA
All I can do is write them angry emails and have them tell me okay well
It has to happen in autumn because that's mold time and I'm like
What's you think any time is multi
No, they're making up bullshit because they don't want to do it
This sounds like something a teenager would make up.
You gotta get the city involved, girl.
No, no, no. This sounds like something
that a teenager would make up to have
like unprotected sex with his girlfriend.
No, no, no. You can't get pregnant with her.
No, you can't get pregnant with her.
You can't get pregnant with her.
It's mold time.
It's mold time.
It's mold time.
It just worked like that.
It's mold time.
You can't turn into a mold monster from Resident Evil 7.
doesn't mean we'll sell it
you think so?
now she's killing me?
it would go!
i need to google this
but then when you kill me
because i turned into a monster
i would like you to please have
that flow
buff killer!
buff killer!
i can't!
you have to!
no i don't!
how is she gonna learn how to become the megalith?
she's giving fleepies!
yeah what's up?
quick google search will tell you
keeping the door closed is absolute bullshit
I can't still get you.
You can't still get you?
You know what?
You're just crazy.
My memory has been like really fucking bad.
And I'm like, it's just fucking weird.
I'm like, wait!
There's a brain in the hole!
Okay, Froggy.
Hear me out, okay?
Cause I know you're like, whatever.
I'll live, probably.
And I know like, not a kid who doesn't personally worry about him.
Oh, you have birds?
They have 60 air purifiers and they're on a different floor.
It doesn't do anything though.
I can't keep it a bar, can I keep it a bubbly, Broggy?
I grew up in a house full of mold for most of my travel mode.
a lead ball that somebody gave him.
Someone gave me a lead ball that they made.
They got copper wire and put it on a chain
and a lead ball that weighed about 5 or 10 pounds.
I was a kid and they gave it to me.
I'm pretty sure it was a crime scene evidence,
but they gave it to me and I put it in my mouth
to see how cold it was and what it tasted like
so I could figure out how far I could throw it.
It was just a lead ball.
That's what the mold does, Seyfrocky.
That's what the mold does.
What do you mean you put it in your mouth to figure out how far you control it?
I like the creeper face on the bed, I am the mentalist, my head didn't hurt 5 minutes ago and now it really does.
This was a very hard map.
This is also probably an infection map.
I did put the red ball in some wider streets.
I moved like three times, and I kicked my arm.
Hey, hey, just fucked up.
How did that work?
I need the attention to detail to be like, look,
I'm part of the block.
That's disgusting.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I'm in Seattle.
Hey, you can do that.
Don't cop up into me on my penis, by the way, I'm sad.
It's the T-Shirt.
I'm not going to do that.
OK, that's not good.
Yeah, you can do it.
Oh, show y'all.
Why try a little rating me, of course, for y'all?
Shia buffed penis is amazing
Shia buffed penis is amazing
Shia buffed penis is amazing
What a nice cock.
I'm gonna do this one, but infection.
I like Dave Jesus.
I like Dave.
Dave, then cock inside of me.
No, I'm not.
I'm not, baby.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Have you guys ever accidentally drank some mercury from the thermometer?
No.
You're moving like a Chinese Emperor!
What's wrong with you?
I might slip on a stockpile as pretty as you.
China.
China.
What?
China.
Do you know?
Chinese emperors ate things like mercury and gold and lead because they lasted a long
time and the theory was if you consume things then you will adopt their properties, right?
So they ate like a bunch of mercury and lead and shit.
Well that's not true because Boon's a big pussy and he's never had any.
Okay, first of all, not true. Second of all, the meme. Okay, what the fuck? What the fuck is happening?
Can I just live forever for like 10 fucking seconds? Like what the fuck is this?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not that loud.
How many pocola dots?
Pokemon gods
What should I do?
What should I do?
What should I do?
Oh, she's penis!
Wait, hold on.
I'll put it...Penis? Okay, how about...
MORTICUM!
MORTICUM!
PENIS!
MORTICUM!
There.
MORTICUM!
Oh yeah, hold on.
Oh my god.
Very good.
Why try and make it not?
That looks diabolical actually.
Holy shit.
I kinda went lowkey diabolical.
No, I hate this.
I did what you said.
Let my family go.
No!
Sorry.
Nevermind.
Oh, this is a good spot.
This is not the greatest cock
in the world you know that's okay the fall thing is absolutely bullshit please
contact someone I will do it now I'm gonna I'm gonna make a fake phone
And my name is gonna be Mold and I'm gonna test you everyday.
No! No! I'm going to do it! I'm going to do it! I'm going to get rid of it!
That's a good idea.
And now I'm going to...
Question, have you had any problems like breathing when you wake up in the morning?
Like maybe a little bit of a cough?
No, but I live in the basement.
Peeing is sincere.
Did you ruin your cough?
I don't remember.
It's a good thing that it only goes up like this.
Oh, oh, oh.
I just never made top health, I think so.
Okay, that was a pile of you.
Yeah, that was just a pile of egg.
It was a pile of egg.
It was a pile of egg.
I'm gonna look for the smoke.
What am I doing?
I think I'm... I kind of cooked with this spot.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm coming to see you.
Egg, write this one down.
Yeah.
Yeah
Could you do that to me?
I
I thought it was safe
You shot plank through the face
Yeah, even there's no possibility
I would do it again
There's there's a building egg, sorry Hanya
I prefer if you weren't
I had to tear up a bunch of asbestos out of a roof
Egg would you like to order something?
I like the mold to care the asbestos, I think you're okay
I think I'm okay, I'm not gonna do anything about it
Mold and asbestos cannot hold it
No, you should not look at me from the front before you kill me!
Sorry, I'm an asshole.
You'll have to come back. It looks like it's part of it.
That's fucked up.
Hey, Soma. Wait, is that you winks that you piss his pants a little bit, Shakespeare?
What the hell?
What happened to you?
I'm gonna have to add the tail bit.
How are you doing, Gayo?
Hi, Gayo!
You know what it's funny how the tail shake was the most upsetting part of that.
That's not surprising actually.
Why are you really freaking scared?
Where for goodness sake?
Come on, come on.
I like that whenever Fred talks about the rest of the day,
makes me feel like I'm some sort of like,
menageried animal, and I love it.
I feel like he's studying me for the Breach Museum, dude.
What are you saying?
If you listen to him right now,
I'll beat you up in your mouth.
What are you saying?
What is this guy talking about? What is this guy saying?
You are correct.
You understand me.
You understand me.
I talked to the intellectuals.
That was okay, but mouse, that was pretty good, right?
Yeah.
I was a pile of rope.
Yeah.
I was a pile of rope.
I thought you were.
Ooh.
I guess it's just buff.
Point one, not too many points, you know?
I'm gonna buff up- buff up's gonna be a- buff up's gonna be a ball sack somewhere. I bet you.
It's gonna be a hard to see race.
I'm looking for a cock in balls.
I'm looking for cock in balls right now. It's really hard.
It's more enthusiastic, please.
Oh, can you hear that stupid fucking-
You have to crouch.
Oh.
The mold is fogging your mind.
mind. No, it's fogging your mind. No, no, no. If you keep this up, you're going to write
pretty bad fantasy novels about schools. I live in the basement. The worst thing that's
going to happen is my roommate is going to be affected by it. Gold table. Hey, you know
what the word line actually is? It spreads. Because it will. But not me. I'm okay. And
I don't want to add to the fear mongering, but the longer you wait, the more it's going to cost you.
It's going to cost you more.
That was good!
You are correct.
Oh my god.
It literally looks like it's part of the game.
What are we going to do?
I have a plan you have a lot of side but like it doesn't count because of the lip I think
Egg, that was so good. I'm so sorry I had to do that to you.
I was okay, it's okay.
Look, I was looking at the physics.
Look, I like that. That's so smart.
That's so smart.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That's good.
I think that was my last one.
No, one more.
That's what I called.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
last one
one more one more one more
one more one more one more
one more one more
what about emo
emo
emo
please be art world
please be art world
i don't think it can be from those
i don't know if it can
yeah you died
i'm a hunter
a pussy
I'm not even gonna look at that. That's genius what I just did right there. That's beautiful.
Fuckin slay these motherfuckers. Yeah, we are gonna blow this shit smooth off
Except we're going to I don't know how the fuck that's gonna
We're gonna see you so bad
101 baby
What the fuck is brother what?
Operation Enduring Freedom
I'm like, I'm crashing out, I can't rotate myself
I want a gun, can I have a gun? I want a gun
I really wish you could, I wish you could rotate
I wish I could just decide that I don't like what's going on
Let's kill this guy
And then give up
Let's kill this guy
I get that, I get that
You know what?
Okay, okay
That's a biome
I'm waiting for Hennya to crash out
I'm just waiting for her to be like, shut the fuck up, Di-O!
It's not gonna be her.
Why is it that I'm sitting up now?
It's so calm, she would never yell or say anything.
She would never say anything like that.
She would never.
You don't know the mild things you put out of your mouth.
Never, never, never, never, never, never.
She called me Zesty the other day.
Zesty?
Zesty?
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Just for you
We're locking in you guys are all fucking get I'm so sorry
What
I couldn't say sorry, but I said sorry. Sorry
Sorry, my blood pressure is really high cuz of the mold I had
Yeah, I figure don't worry, bro
You should play gotcha games, dude. That's not a result of the gotcha games. It's also my crippling gambling addiction
No, I'm sorry you
Here I will read for you I will read for you
There will come soft rains. I will read it you chapter. Oh
Can you talk about can you talk about Russian dialectics?
Russian dialectics. Well, you have three seconds. Well the rough
Russian literature especially ended up being very much about the interplay of people and
systems because so often Russian systems impose their will upon their people in such a way
that it was impossible to escape at any given time and so you end up with the system interacting
with them but they are placed within the system.
The Metamorphosis is a perfect example of where a male, a male, a male, a male, a male,
a male.
That is Kafka
Overwhelming the person it's like when you read Russian literature
It feels very hopeless because there is this sense that the system is actually imposing its will upon the person
Can you explain to me the sociological reasons why Russians refuse to smile in public space?
I believe that it may have to do with the importance of fitting into a society.
Now of course this was important all across Europe, right?
You needed it, no matter where you were, however in Russia there was this sense that you had
your place. Much more so than monarchs in Europe, right? With Europe you had, with Father
Wester Europe, you had people needed to, they were stuck in their place, right? They were
bound to the land. Because I'm fighting for my life here.
I'm just staring at him
He's helping
Talk about shirtsum
Explain Russian shirtsum
Explain Russian shirtsum
I'm giving you 5 seconds
Go
Russian shirtsum
Nooooo
I want to learn about Russian shirtsum
And I'm passing
I'm passing
Get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Hey egg
That's enough
You looked up an absolute fuckfuck
That was pretty excellent
That was good
Cause you're so cute
Oh, that was a good spot.
What?
I hate myself.
Oh, sorry.
I'm going to get a big one.
Bro, I learned so much about Russian existentialism.
Yeah.
I made up like three quarters of it.
I know, but that's the magic of it.
I can see why you're a YouTuber.
I can't see his infection.
I love Boone was just like using the opportunity to make me dance and froggy was like
I felt like I was like a killer the hunt and I was asking like some like well-traveled
I really did feel like a traveler having to like
I'm going to keep you around to keep doing the thing and it's like oh fuck I just blew my love
You seem to know a lot of things about chickens
How do they work?
Come back to my car next week
Oh my god
I didn't even paint myself
Did you find me?
Did you find me?
Oh Nick
What a wig
I like that, that's good!
I like that, I like that!
Fuckin' oh!
I like that!
That's crazy.
I'm just chilling, see the room!
I like that!
I like that!
I like that!
I like that!
I like that!
Fuckin' oh!
I like that!
I like that.
I'm just chilling here.
I'm just chilling here.
I'm here.
I put a picture of mine.
One more?
One more?
What do you like?
Where are you in that picture?
Where are you in that picture?
I'm gonna give nine.
I'm gonna give nine.
Do you like it?
It's not even visible.
I'm killing you.
Oh my god!
That's literally what it is.
That's so good!
It's really good.
I didn't even paint myself.
I just came against the fence there.
I curled up and I'm like that little metal thing
Oh my god I think you're over here by the name
That's crazy
That is crazy
You became a mentalist
I was the mentalist that round
You were the mentalist
You were the mentalist that round
You were the mentalist that round
I was
Yeah I agree
That's good
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure.
Good bye.
Sleepy.
Sleepy.
It's sleepy time.
I have to make dinner.
Sleepy time for me...
Sleepy time for me...
It's time for me.
Go in the model, you're not supposed to see it!
I shouldn't have done it!
I shouldn't have done it. I shouldn't have shown it.
I'm in big trouble.
What am I supposed to see?
What do I do?
Fixing, thank you so much for the rain out here at Great Street.
They're not supposed to see!
They're not supposed to see!
They're not supposed to see!
You're not supposed to see!
How could Connor do?
How could this all Connor's fault?
You don't see anything back there.
Oh, Connor's fault!
You don't see anything, you better not see anything.
I've only like 10 hours.
And I'm coming back tomorrow
for another stream!
And I'm tired!
Wagon, thank you for the five good subs.
I'm tired! I'm tired!
I'm tired!
Hey!
Now, is he he may debut? Wait!
When is he may's debut?
It's her debut now?
Oh! Oh my God! It is her debut now!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh
Holy Bodomas
Okay, we'll go see here.
God thanks for hanging out with me today.
Thank you for spending ten hours of your day with me.
And I'll be back tomorrow for another stream.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
I can barely reach the keyboard.
I can barely reach the keyboard, I'm all wheeling back.
I can barely reach the keyboard.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.
Bye bye