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07-27-2026 · 12h 21m
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Um hello?
Hello?
Hmm.
Hello?
Hmm.
Oh shit.
Hello.
Hmm.
Hello?
Hmm
Oh shit
Hello
Ehh
Ehh
What the fuck
What the heck?
What's happening?
Um, guys?
What the fuck is going on?
I
Yes I wanna die, don't die
No time, no time, no chance
No time, no time, no chance
No time, no time, no chance
Bye, hello.
Hello, everybody.
It's me, Iron Mouths.
How are you?
Oh, fuck.
Hello!
Hello, good evening.
Good evening.
Late night stream.
It's Sunday.
Sorry, I'm on so late.
I'm not sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm not sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm not sorry.
I am sorry.
I'm not sorry.
I am sorry, I'm not sorry.
I am sorry.
It's late.
Bro, look at the time.
It's 11.
I should have started hours ago.
But I was sleeping, sorry.
And the reason why I was sleeping was because
we had a panel, we had a panel at 2, 2 p.m.?
Was that a 2 or was it a 3? 3pm. 3pm? 2pm? 3pm? 2pm? 3pm. We had a problem with 3pm.
We had a panel at 3 p.m. You play power all weekend
I only play power the little bit, but I haven't played much this weekend, but we had a panel
3 p.m. It was for the wild card club
Wow card club, I don't know
Did I saw we finally announced it guys if you're a vtuber you can apply and
Maybe you might make it through and you could be in my group
And you might make it through and you might be in my group, baby
Maybe.
What about PNGTubers?
I don't know.
I'm not sure what the,
I don't know what the requirements are for having a model,
but I know you have to be a VTuber.
I don't know if PNGTubers okay.
I'm not sure what the requirements are.
Well, apply if you would like to be on Team IronMouse
Or on anybody else's team, there's Goki, there's Ryn, and there's Omelie, and there's me.
You do not need to speak Spanish to apply for my group.
It's just a feeling.
And my group, I think more specifically, like, my music will be more like...
I want to say, like, proud to be yourself.
Proud to be yourself and international.
With a twist, you know?
I'm proud to be who you are and where you come from, I guess.
I guess you can say.
Don't forget you guys announced the major of the music label behind the clock.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, that's true.
So we had to wait to announce that.
We had to wait to announce that because we had to.
Hello Mousie.
I went to a Puerto Rican restaurant for my birthday, which is tomorrow, and tried mo
fondue.
It was really good.
Did you like it?
Also had fried pork, and it was delicious.
That sounds yummy.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Some people went crazy and found it the first day.
I know.
I know and they were like how do people find out and I'm like bro you underestimate you
underestimate the vtuber fans you underestimate the community they they go they go hard when
it comes to researching when it comes to looking for stuff it's public
I think it's because like why would anybody look that up?
Gee, I wonder why?
Why would anybody look that up?
So yes, it is true.
The major music label.
I'm trying.
How was it worded? Uh, how was it worded again?
Um...
How was it worded again?
I said...
Hey, don't look at my teeth, okay?
Don't, don't join my teeth.
They're my teeth.
They're my teeth.
We are, I guess you could say the Wild Card Club is a collaborative project built with
love and care and initiated by HYBE.
Yes, yes, yes.
we were able to reveal that we are in collaboration with Hyde.
Yes, today.
Today.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Like a vtuber, Wu-Tang Clan?
Bro, that would be so sick if we could.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Like a Vtuber Wutanklin?
Bro, that would be so sick if we could!
Can you imagine?
That's it, we gotta do it.
Hm.
That's it, we gotta do it.
But, yeah guys, aww.
We are, we are, we are in collaboration with Hyde.
It is true.
It is true, it is true, it is true, it is true, it is true, we're not in an agency,
it's not an agency, we're not in an agency, it's a project, okay?
not we're not in an agency relax cuz I saw some people be like what the fuck
I'm not it's not it's not it's just a it's just a a collaborative project I am
I am still I remouse of I remouse of Conyol corporation
I'm still Iron Mouse of Conyacorp.
So yeah, if you're a VTuber and you would like to apply, the app is open to all VTubers
everywhere.
It doesn't matter if you're an indie or if you're in an agency, it doesn't matter whatever,
It's just a music project, there is no management, no nothing, it's like it is a musical project
that we will be working on together and if you get accepted, you can be one of our groups
so it'll be really cool, it'll be fun.
I think Mitsu's planning to apply.
I want her to apply.
I want her to apply.
I want her to apply.
Where can I buy stairs of colonial corp?
Um, no, we're private company, we're not public.
So, you can't buy Sears.
We're private company, right? Okay. We're not, we're not, we're not public.
Just one tiny Sears?
No Sears for you!
Hmm.
Whoa, what the fuck?!
I did not mean to do that.
Oh, fuck.
It's safe.
Sorry, I did not mean to do that.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Jesus.
I'm fucking-
Oh god.
That was an accident and I did not mean to do that.
You wanna know something weird?
So for the panel?
For the panel?
Don't make fun of me.
Don't make fun of me, okay?
For the panel, like, uh...
I-I-I know I'm a-I know I'm a
I know I'm not showing my face, okay?
I am well aware I'm not showing my face.
Well aware.
I got like do you ever just ladies ladies ladies and this is you speak up ladies you ever just like get the
urge to just pull makeup on
You sure just get the urge to put makeup on and put makeup on for the panel
I will make up on for the panel
Why are you laughing? Because nobody's seeing my face!
So it's like, what the fuck? Why would you do that?
Why would you do that, you know?
So I just put makeup on and uh...
Potato!
Potato. I just put makeup on.
I'm feeling bonita. It's true.
I was like, oh, put makeup on. No big deal.
So I put it on and then after the panel was over I'm like,
well, I guess I'll take it off now.
Pfft!
I went to the bathroom, washed my face,
did skincare, took it off.
But I left my makeup bag on my desk
and my mom came in here before I started streaming.
She was like, why is this here?
And I'm like, it's my makeup.
She's like, why you play makeup on?
Be fair, Joel also dresses up nice whenever he streams too.
Oh yeah?
So like, why are you putting makeup on?
And I'm like, oh, I just put her on today.
She was like, did you show your face on camera?
And I'm like, she was like, did you show your face on camera?
And I'm like, no, I didn't.
She was like, oh, I just don't understand
why you did that then.
And I'm like, no, no, I just put it on just to put it on.
I wanted to.
I just wanted to do it.
She thought I did a face reveal, she freaked out, she was like, people are gonna know what
you look like, aren't you scared?
And I'm like, no, I didn't show my face man.
I just put makeup on.
Like, oh, okay.
She was like, why didn't you keep it on?
And I'm like, I want to sleep, I'm not gonna keep it on to go to sleep, she's like, did
you take it off very well?
You just need to feel bonita
Sometimes you just do need to feel bonita and she was like why don't you put on more now and I'm like I don't want to put it on
I don't want to put it on now
I want to put it on now. I just want I just want
I just want to live bro. I just want to live
Will you try to finish pow world entirely if so will you still play it or just stop there?
I would like to finish pow world I still have so many towers left oh everybody got so like
ahead of me everybody's so ahead of me they're way ahead of me bro
It's way ahead of me.
uhhhhhhh
what the fuck is going on?
is everything okay? ummm
Ariana Grande!
is Ariana Grande here?
Play at your pace, I haven't even gotten the first one done yet.
Yeah, but everybody went crazy and now everybody is like level 1,199 and I'm just like level
50.
I'm trying my best though.
I think Ari broke her sleep- Ari, did you break your sleep schedule?
I saw Ari on Power World this morning, so...
It's okay, I saw Ari on Power World this morning.
I just woke up from an extended nap.
oh yeah oh say hi Pete hello
your stuff do where you got things to do and places to be and try my best I
I heard somebody say it's easy to fix your sleep schedule if you do this one simple trick, which is don't sleep for 24 hours
And you didn't sleep she forgot to take the sleeping pill well
When I was on when I was on power this morning. I saw henna on power too. So I know penia
stayed up all night on power world
That's the candy move it is a candy move and I learned it from candy
I learned it from candy I learned it from oh shit
hmm have you gone for a long time oh my god
oh how crazy how crazy is your base now shit
Hey, if I bought her sleep meds, oh, I see.
The glass has doubled.
Bro, I feel you head near.
Sometimes you just can't go to sleep.
That was me.
Well, I went to sleep after the panel.
After the panel's over, I was like, okay, I'm going to pass out now.
And I went to sleep.
You feel better now? I'm okay. I'm well rested. I'm just like...
bro I'm just going through it still
I'm just going through it man
I'm just going through it
I'm going through it why lie
why lie why lie about anything you know what I mean
mark these ones for thank you to so thank you thank you
why lie I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be a hundred percent with you. I wasn't gonna stream today. I was gonna take today off and I was like
I'm just not gonna stream fuck it, but then I was like
Why why am I gonna be not okay by myself when I just
Not think about it and just stream and be a be not okay with chat
I just do it by myself and so like I said yesterday, I was like, okay, I'm not okay.
But if I'm like overly crying, I will not I'll stay offline because I don't want you
guys to like I just don't want to be crying the whole stream.
I'm not at the crying phase now.
I'm not the, I'm going through it, but I can't cry anymore, stage, you know what I mean?
Or it's like, it's fine.
You know what I mean?
So I was like, why am I gonna be, why am I gonna be fucking sadged and be by myself when I'm gonna be sadged and be on stream?
Stream for those that ate the lettuce.
did you eat the lettuce? Did you eat the lettuce? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Hell no. My mom, my mom
I'm made of salad or I'm here like side eyeing her like...
What is this?
Don't you know we're living in contaminated lettuce times?
Living in contaminated lettuce times?
Cheap ozentic? That's not... Okay that's not how that works but okay. If only, if only,
if only that's how that works. People get contaminated every day.
I got contaminated, it sucks, no!
I'm sorry you got contaminated!
I'm sorry you got contaminated.
The egg's not safe either!
Well, is anything safe anymore?
Is anything safe anymore?
Nothing is safe anymore!
Holy shit!
Well, guess I'll just fucking eat air then.
The only thing worse than testing positive for the CACA letters is testing negative for it.
Because that means you had it bad enough to go get tested and found out it was all you.
SMOGE.
SMOGE.
SMOGE.
We're screwed when the prions start spreading, not the prions!
Pryons, prions, prara-
Baham Blast has acquired a whole new meaning.
Oh god.
Is this your first model with different colored eyes?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
You see this eyeball?
You see this eyeball here?
This eyeball here?
Nope. You see this eyeball? You see this eyeball here? This eyeball here? That's my angel eye.
That's my angel eye. I can see things with that eye. I can see things with that eye.
If something was living in me from the do-do lettuce, the 106 proof alcohol I did a shot of at my friend's wedding yesterday should have taken care of it.
I can see, I can see the truth, I can see your sins.
The left eye, my red eye.
My red eye.
Can you see my panties? What the fuck is you? Are you wearing them right now? Are you...
...the fuck?
One would think that the red eye is a demon eye, but it's not true. It's my angel eye.
It's the pink eye.
Was red but I guess you could say it's like extra strong pink.
The red eye is angel-eyed demon-eyed pink-eyed eye candy.
A late night... what?
Light?
No, you think you're so fucking funny, don't you?
Ow!
Ow, fuck!
I hit myself with my fucking mic.
Any other questions about today's panel did...
Did you like it?
Oh, also, the second episode to the Wild Card Club came out today.
If you want to watch it, it's very very nice. It's a cute episode. I like it
Second episode came out today you watched it already yay
We got to hear Roxy say that's true Roxy did say very nice things and made me it made me
feel very warm inside and
Made me feel very warm inside
Have you guys ever heard Roxy speak?
Is this your first time hearing Roxy speak?
I swear you guys heard her before.
During my birthday.
But yeah.
Uh.
Oh my god, that reminds me, my anniversary is next week.
Oh my god, what is happening?
My anniversary is next week.
Guys, next week on Tuesday is my nine-year streaming anniversary.
We're having a special stream on Tuesday night.
If you want to come by and hang out with us,
please come by and celebrate my nine-year streaming
anniversary.
Only one more year from 10 years.
Onk Erebegett, oh, god!
Oh god.
Yeah, I guess I'm not like a, I'm not a new YouTuber anymore.
I'm fucking old this fuck.
I'm old as fuck.
Shit.
You started in 2017?
I did.
I sometimes I feel like I feel like counting 2017 doesn't like it doesn't
count because I didn't really become Iron Mouse.
Iron Mouse until like 2020, 2019, 2020.
But everybody in chat always says we know fuck you, you have to count 2017, 2018, and 2019, you got to do it, you have to, it counts, they're like okay fine.
I guess it counts.
How are your joints doing? They feel fine!
You had your seventh year?
Seven years!
I still remember when I saw buff for the first time. I was on Twitch
I was looking around and I was I was I saw this little puppy dog and I thought buff was so cool
And I was like man, I hope one day one day I can be friends with them and I was like they never be friends with me
They never be friends with me
Because like at the time like uh what should we call it when I first started like wandering
around Twitch like I'm gonna be honest bro I only had like max like 50 viewers until
2020.
That was the first time, let me see, oh look.
30, 30, 30, 34 viewers, 30, 30, 30, 30, 34.
I've said this once and I'll say it again, I've been here ever since your bed viral
video and I haven't regretting a single minute of it, can't wait for your standing desk and
beer with monkey. 2020. I started watching 2020. Oh, shut up. That's not true. That's
not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. But then again, also like,
Oh my god, it was a one it was a 1.7 hour stream
In 2020 my longest stream was three hours long
That was the maximum time that I would be live in 2020, 3 hours max.
The first time I had 1000 people watching, oh my god, okay so I had, the first time
I had a hundred people watching was in March and then the first time I had a thousand people watching
was April 18th 2020
What the fuck holy shit and then my first
What is the final month? Yeah. And then my first stream with over with 5000 viewers was September 17, 2020.
Holy.
Yeah COVID, COVID really like, COVID really like, did a number for people's numbers, like
for real.
Uh, COVID was crazy because everybody was home, so there were so many people just watching
Twitch and watching YouTube, you know?
I stayed home so everybody was fucking watching you know.
Old man bored.
Hey I watch at work? Well thank you for watching me at work.
But yeah at that time too like I still only
I still remember hanging out during all those podcasts we used to join in around 2009.
Oh yeah, 2009.
It's 2019.
I was like wait 2009?
Booby what the fuck?
What in the fuck?
Uh, November 13th, 2020, four hours.
Three hours.
When was the first time,
the first time I ever did like a stream that was like,
oh my God, my first seven hour stream was June 16th, 2021.
And it was Resident Evil.
Oh my God, it was, it was,
that shit you're carrying, get rid of it.
oh my god it was a shit you're carrying get rid of it that's funny that is so
funny that's fucking hilarious
The 111 hour stream where you were saying, oh yeah, the, um, what you call it, the fucking,
the charity stream that I did for the Immune Deficiency Foundation.
That was the first time I ever streamed 11 hours.
I remember that.
Uh, you know, you know what I did?
I was, do you guys ever like go through your message history with friends and was going
through a message history a few days ago and I and I and I looked through my
message history with Connor like along like a few days ago and I found a
message where I was like oh my god oh my god I streamed two hours that's crazy
and he was like that's amazing I'm so proud of you and I'm like holy shit bro
So I was like, I was like, and then he was like, it's only a matter of time.
He said it's only a matter of time before you stream eight hours.
And then I'm like, well, well, uh, um, yeah, about that.
Oh, like, um, yeah, I do, I do more than an hour now.
The mouse is a short streamer. I am a short streamer. I'm a short gal. Streaming shortly.
There's a oh yeah there's a subatom.
You're sure to do a lot more than just two hours now. Though, it's more like anywhere between 16 hours and 30 days.
Iron mouse. Tehehehehe.
That's true. The subatom. The subatom. Oh my god.
My first Salvaton, February 2022, that was something.
That was something, that was something.
And then we did the next Salvaton in June 2023.
And then we had the other Salvaton in September 2024.
And then no Salvaton last year.
I am very excited for the Sabaton because I just want to run away from my life and not
think about it.
Just stream 24 hours a day and not have to think about anything that's going on in my
life right now because I am stressed to fuck out and I am fucking sad so hurry up September
hurry up hurry up September hurry up September hurry up here's to hoping that 2027 is a better
a year for me.
Does uh, 2025 to 2026?
It's rough, guys.
It's very rough.
Remember the old days when you would always end around 2am?
That's true.
How good times would you please fire me?
No!
I would end stream around 2am.
It's true.
I would start like at 10 sometimes.
What kind of like now? I would stare at this time.
I may have found you on a subodon. Ah, so you found me on a subodon.
2027 the year of mouse hugging all your friends. I hope that that is the year of me hugging all my friends.
I would love to hug all my friends in 2027.
I found you while you were playing New Vegas.
I love New Vegas!
Well, I'm hugging you first!
I'm hugging you first!
I remember that 11 hour stream because I stayed the whole night to see what you sing.
You stayed the whole night?
Aw.
That was fun.
I- I stayed for 11 hours.
I did take breaks in between though.
I didn't do it continuously, so...
It was an 11 hour charity stream.
I found you because of Salbit.
Salbit!
Oh, Salbit.
Ah.
Oh, Salbit.
I gotta shoot Salbit a message and ask how he's doing.
I love Salbit.
Oh, he's streaming right now.
I pop in from time to time.
I think the last stream I was able to watch was him playing.
He was playing.
What game was he playing?
this is a while ago he was playing I think he was playing like idols of ash or
something a game where you're like climbing down and you're getting chased
by like a weird my favorite streams of yours always have to be when you just
start singing for several hours straight closely followed by you playing a horror
game iron mouse elitist go hype yeah we do a streamer games watch party up when
in the streamer games again this next week, right?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I'm gonna be honest.
I might, but also at the same time.
The issue is,
I have a lot of work that I have to do and I love music to record so I might not be able
to stream that weekend or next week.
But I'll try.
I know I'm doing too much stuff.
I'm doing too much stuff.
Can't wait for Sabathon because I am selfishly anticipating the Kingdom Hearts streams.
Okay, no more, oh!
Okay, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you guys.
I haven't been honest with you guys.
I'm not gonna tell you when, but I've had to have minor procedures done.
I've had minor procedures done, minor procedures done, for things.
Minor, not, you know.
Had some surgery done, I've had some stuff done.
I'm not told you guys about it because I didn't want to worry you guys, but it's but it's been you know
So I've been dealing with that and it's been like I
Get a brush reduction I would fucking tell you I
Would tell you because I wouldn't shut up on I I wouldn't shut up about it. I would be like guys
I got my boobies small and it's so great
I would I would tell you that it's happening next time you get a breast reduction.
She wouldn't go for a breast reduction.
She'd go for a breast addition and go full fifth element.
What?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Now!
Ha ha ha!
Would you frame the old bloobo? What the fuck?
Thank you for the lucky bitch blade.
What the fuck?
The short midnight streams were great. I've been watching a work for years. I miss the regular speak of the devil.
I know oh my god um we're trying um to get back to doing them I I I just think
it's easier for me to just record them though you know but we'll see I've been
I've been so busy with everything we got the wild card club stuff we got
concerts we got so many things happening
but I might just for so but I might just bring back speak of the devil live
First of the town, baby
Oh, I gotta blow my nose. Hold on
Don't frame them donate them to the needy aka henya
Poor henya. Henya needs booba
Henya needs booba poor Henya needs booba
Do you guys remember there used to be this account that would like clip people, they would clip like VTubers that would sneeze and shit?
VTubers sneezes?
Ah those were the days, those were the days, those were the life and times.
Froggy is collecting coughs. What? Wait, what?
Wait, let me see.
What the... wait wait, is my anniversary on the 4th or on the 5th?
Can we hear from-
Am I crazy?
Speak of the devil with anarchy, that panel was peak.
Did you like it?
Damage- it's not damage!
Wait, is it on the 4th or on the 5th?
It's on the fourth. Okay. Okay. I was just confused cuz like one year I celebrated it
on the fifth. What the fuck? In 2021 I celebrated it on the fifth. What the fuck? Why did I
do that I miss fake oh yeah maybe I was sick oh no wait I don't know oh well I got
I got confused, I'm sorry.
I got confused.
Time isn't real!
Hi mouse, I went to a showing of the fifth element today.
I'd never seen it before and I cried.
It is so beautiful.
I wore my Iron Mouse shirt in your eye.
Oh my god, that's so sweet!
But I felt like you were there in spirit.
Love you.
I'm always there in spirit when it's time for the fifth element.
It's my favorite movie.
As my favorite movie.
Yeah, this element is my favorite movie.
New warm model this Sylvan?
Might see something new.
But probably sooner, maybe.
Do you think Ryan Gosling is going to overtake your Bay Nicholas Cage as the best ghostwriter
actor of all time?
Wait, what?
What?
What?
Big, he's gonna be a new ghostwriter
How did I not know this?
He can never be he can never beat Nicholas Cage. No
No! Kate! He was so good!
Bro, how- How?
I think we watched it on stream, right? Didn't we watch it together?
Unless there's another one that came out.
Didn't we watch it together?
It just got announced at Comic-Con. Oh, man
I mean what's the play face right? Yeah, we did we watched the play face trailer we watched
We watched a lot of pain okay
I got to ask is there a childhood game you played a lot, but you very much realize it's not good
Because mine was always open season the video game
I was not aware that there was an open-season fucking video game
Listen bro when it comes to like movie games, none of them are ever good. It's always bad. It's always bad, bro. It's always bad
It's always bad
Mario doesn't count, Mario was a game before the movie.
Twisted Metal 3 and 4 on my own twisted metal.
The Chronicles are really impressed me.
Who the fuck said Mario bro?
Don't look at me.
Look at that guy over there.
King Kong game?
Escape from Butcher Bay.
Was that game actually good or was it bad?
Maybe I should play it.
I will go to play the max paying games on stream cuz I like I like max paying a lot
Those games are really fun
But the movie
I have fond memories for the steward little gamboy advance game from my childhood
That's just about me!
Bro that fucking Max Payne movie bro, oh my god.
Dear god.
Dear god.
I died of dysentery.
What?
Where's your little toy car? It's been uh, it's been repossessed
Not allowed to drive wait. There's a max pain movie. Oh god. Did you not know maybe how about how about don't believe that
There's a movie. I think it's better for you to not
Think about the fact that there's a movie
When you type in Max Payne movie in YouTube, one of the first videos that comes out is
Max Payne Caravan of Garbage.
So, you're saying I should watch it.
pain movie official trailer HD oh my god the cga is so bad oh my god
Holy shit.
What is this thumbnail? Oh, wait, hold up.
you
you
you
you
you
What is happening?
What is going on?
I actually have my help with anything else.
But not to go in there.
Oh no!
What?!
What?!
What?!
What is happening?
What is going on?
I actually have my help with anything else.
But not to go in there.
Oh no!
What?!
Oh my god!
What did this- this came out when- oh 2008!
When did Constantine come out, 2004?
what the fuck I can see what they were trying bro I can see what they were
trying to do but it's like oh god no oh my god no bro
Constantine? This, see, somebody in chat said this movie is a product of his time.
However, you know what, Constantine? Like, I recently watched Constantine. It really
does hold up. Even the CGI doesn't look bad. Like, Constantine is so good still.
Constantine is so good still. The CGI, still good. It was such a good, it's such a good movie.
What the fuck was that though?
But what the fuck was that?
Max Payne did have hallucinations, but he did have hallucinations, but this was just...
Wow.
No.
It was just no.
Hmm.
It was just no.
Papa Dan, these ones are the five gifts. It sums what game needs a movie or gone trailer.
The car, the TCG shop simulator, Coring House, Cookie Clicker, Lethal Company, can you- oh
my god, Lethal Company movie?
Well, you don't have to wait too long because I feel like ever since the back rooms happened
and all this shit is going on, like, they're making an SCP movie, they're making a Jeff
the Killer movie- not Jeff the Killer, they're making a Smile Dog movie, they're making
The SCP movie, they're making a smile dog movie.
Uh, it's only a matter of time.
It's only a matter of time before they make more movies
from the internet.
Hmm.
Yeah, they made, oh, I finally saw Exadata.
I don't know!
I feel like Exadata was okay.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about it.
I liked it, but it was okay, I guess.
I liked it.
To me, it wasn't like, I just kept on doing like, I just kept on, when I watched the movie
I kept on acting like, oh look, I remember that from the game!
Oh look, I remember that from the game!
Oh, I remember that from the game!
At this point, let's make a Jeff the Killer movie and have Kuro star in it.
Oh, the Mortuary Resistance, the Mortuary Resistance already came out, I did not like
it.
I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like the Mortuary Assistant. I don't know. It's just...
It was okay.
I want to be honest. I was disappointed.
I was fucking disappointed. I was disappointed and then like okay, so like I
Recently watched my playthrough. I watched a little bit of my playthrough of the Mortuary Assistant because I've forgotten a lot of it
And I remember during the movie
While she was doing the autopsy and looking at like the bodies and stuff
Hey, there was a scene where like music started playing and it turns out that it's the moon
It's the it's the music from it's the music from the game menu
That's playing and I'm just saying it's just so jarring. I forgot that that was like the game menu music
I don't know why the fuck would they put that there.
I just feel like there's just so many things about that movie that would just make-
How could your possibly be disappointed by Thea Kling from CW Zero?
Arrow!
I just didn't like the movie, okay?
I didn't like it.
I didn't like it.
the movie okay I didn't like it I didn't like it I forgot what ending they did
too which by the way I didn't know but they added like more endings to the
mortuary assistant when we played it a long time ago the mortuary assistant
endings when we played it there was only like three endings
Yeah, there was only like two endings, right?
There's six endings now!
They added more endings, there's six endings to the game.
And now I'm like, shit, I should have waited and pleaded later.
I'm slowly being rediscovering one of my favorite horror games at Dead of Night.
Did you know that coming out with a second game to release this year or next is even
a teaser?
It'd be so fun to see you play it.
Ion Mouse.
Are you brave?
Wait, I like that game!
The only two movies I'm actually interested in are next year, the Legend of Zelda movie, and the Hell Divers movie.
I really hope they don't flop, cause those are my favorite games.
Wait, what? They're making a Hell Divers movie?
Stop. They are?
Oh man, it's gonna flop.
If they don't make it a comedy, it will flop.
If it's not a comedy, it will flop.
I don't know how I feel about the Zelda movie, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about this old movie.
Alright now, don't get mad at me. I've never seen Starship Troopers. Don't get mad. Don't get mad!
I've never seen that movie. Never seen it.
I need to see it. I haven't seen it yet. I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it. I need to see it. I've not seen it.
Soy Liberty, oh god!
It's a whole series with animation too.
What?
Animation too?
Cancel this right now, what the fuck?
Just because I didn't see fucking Starship Troopers, what the hell?
I don't get on your ass for seeing stuff that I like.
We ain't watchin' Walking Dead-
I'm sorry, I took another Walking Dead break, okay?
I took another break from Walking Dead.
I'm surprised that there isn't a GTA movie at this point.
Uh, yeah!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, not.
Oh my god, not me getting recommended Walking Dead Dead City Season 3 Episode 1.
Oh god, Season 3 just came out?
Oh god, oh god, it's no more Walking Dead please.
This franchise never ends, oh my god, I should have never done this.
Why did I do this?
Zombie Slop?
I should have never done this!
Why did I do this?
Bro, they really are...
I wish I could say, oh no, guys, no, they're not milking.
Yes, they are. They got Dead City. They got the ones who lived.
They got the Daryl Dixon show. They got more tales. They got tales from The Walking Dead.
walking dead. All that shit is coming out like between this year and next year. Like come on now.
Come on now.
Everything dies but the series.
I fell out of the walking dead two years ago. I see I understand it's it's it's you know, I
Feel you it happens
What happens?
I watch Z Nation instead of walking dead.
Is Z Nation good?
What the fuck is that?
Is that a movie?
It's your favorite kind of cheese, mozzarella cheese.
It's a satire?
I love satire.
The nation is peak trash.
I like that.
I like trash.
I mean, look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Has Mousey played WTTG3? Wait, what the fuck is that? What does that stand for?
What is WTTG3?
Welcome to- Oh, welcome to the game 3!
Uh...
You know, I have the game to play. I haven't played it yet though.
is it is it is a scary it looks hard
it looks really difficult
But I have the game.
Talbot's been kind of having a small arc of this game.
Oh, is that what he's playing today?
What the f- what are these- what are these- what is happening here?
It has Subway Surfers on the top corner.
It has a gift of somebody chopping vegetables.
It has soap cutting.
Is he okay?
Oh my god, he's losing it.
Holy shit.
Is he okay?
Is this mods?
I'm surprised for real!
Wait, that doesn't make me want to play the game!
Is he suffering that much?
Holy shit!
I-I-I have the game.
I have the game.
Cause I-I wanted to play it.
But I'm like...
Do I have to play the other two to play this one or no?
No.
He's playing with Perma-Dead, oh no, what?
Just a reminder from last month, Happy's humble bugga-tory is out, but had to be renamed
to Happy's humble bugga cult because of legal issues.
I heard, I heard, I, I, I, I, actually, uh, I think Shia wants to play it.
Mostly positive.
Uh, mature content, the game simulates browsing the dark net and content found near some sites
include illegal drug sales, satanic cults and hitmen for hire and the game also allows
you to gamble a fake currency using an in-game slot machine.
I want to finish um I want to finish shift at midnight though we're we left off on night
99 was it 99 or 99 it was 99 it was 99. I think we were doing a good job
Chattis power world worth it. Well, you said power world
already a satanic cult
Listen, we're not a cult we're family
It was ten were we on ten or nine
Power is worth it. It's a great game
I love it! It's so much fun! Wait, how long? How long would it take to finish Welcome to the Game 3?
It looks so hard, bro. Some of it looks like he's struggling. Some of it looks like he's gonna die.
It looks like he's having a hard time. It looks like he's suffering.
I don't like... Do I want to suffer?
Do I want to suffer like that?
Oh my god, he's going hard too. He's like gifting soaps per death.
I think you do want to suffer? I kinda do.
I kinda do. I kinda do.
Why not?
You should just type I hope you're suffering and soon and that's it. No!
You'll be like what the fuck?
Perma death? No, no, no, Perma death, please! Please, it's so scary!
We spawned only enjoy the next 24 hours okay imagine if I type that in his jet
How world nuzlocke oh my god power on nuzlocke I
Love my pals. I oh yeah, I got I got a jet dragon. That's the latest pile I got I
Was able to get in finally
You need to get the legit- yeah I need to get that freaking whale.
How do you get that fucking whale bro?
Sean chicken thank you so much for all the 10 gifts itself thank you very much thank
you thank you.
I called my jet dragon these days.
I thought you said John Shicken.
Can you try Fallout 4?
I want to try Fallout London.
The mod that... that mod?
looks really good now looks really good I also need to finish I need to do the
we need to play the the DLCs for Fallout the Fallout DLCs I've been trying to see
question plus mini story time incoming twas re-tharching vtuber manager
subsistence for book and idly wondered how viable it would be as a freelance
side gig. The first small indie I asked flipped the script, said she needed help, and told
me to DM if interested. I was, so task failed successfully. Bruh, I barely had any idea
what I'm doing. What should I crash course first? H.A.L.
Well, I don't know anything about managing people because I have people managing me.
I don't know, you know, but there's a lot of things to do.
I feel like with V2 being like, you get a lot of like mixed reactions in terms of do
you need a manager?
Do you need an assistant?
Some people they know, some people say yes, but I think like once you get past like a
certain like size, I can support to have somebody there for support and somebody there to help
you with your tasks and stuff, you know.
I'm very lucky that I had Roxy with me, and Roxy's been with me since the beginning, so, uh, you know, I have a Roxy, and Roxy's been with me since day one.
True story too, because Roxy, how did I find Roxy?
The first week that I was streaming, the first week I ever streamed, I think like the third day, I was, I was on stream.
My challenge I've seen on PAL world that seems painful yet fun is called the War Veteran Challenge.
PALs that are defeated in combat cannot be used in combat, again, resigned to being base PALs.
Only PALs that die in the base are lost permanently.
Oh my god! Well, I haven't had a PAL die on me!
At the base.
Hm.
I think that sounds fun.
So the first week that I streamed, I think it was like the third day, like literally
the third day.
I was streaming.
I'll never forget.
It was 3 a.m.
I was really, really sick.
I think I had just gone through like some sort of like hospitalization or procedure or
surgery or something and I was home and I was depressed as fuck and I and it was
3 a.m. and I was like I'm just gonna stream and and we'll see and typically
like it was the first it was like the first week right and only like and only
like I kid you not three people three to five people would come in sometimes I
think like the first week it was just like three three people the max people
I've had was like five people watching it at one time and
And it was 3 a.m. I
Was crying I was crying cuz I was sad I
Was crying cuz I was sad and rocks he came in and it was 3 a.m. And and rocks it was and rocks
It was like why is this girl crying on stream at 3 a
And then we started chatting and then we became friends and Roxy has literally been there
like since day one like the first week of me streaming Roxy has been there.
Like day three I guess.
My day one.
Zombie pandemic thank you so much for the great happy to gray stream.
Well, Roxy was not my manager before, Roxy was just a regular in chat, Roxy was just
my friend and as time went on, uh, Roxy being Roxy became closer, it wasn't until like,
I think she became my manager, like, she was my mod, she was my top mod, my number one
mod and then she didn't become a manager until the show Joe I mean I guess I could
talk about her now I guess it's fine so when I joined the show Joe when I joined
the show Joe I had I had explicitly expressed that I I am I am concerned
because it's like, you know, I have a hard time trusting people blah blah blah.
I was very open about my trust issues with people blah blah blah.
And they had asked me, they were like, is there anybody that you do trust?
And I was like, well, I do have somebody that I trust like 100%.
And they were like, well, who is it?
And I was like, well, it's Roxy.
And they were like, well, maybe Roxy would like to
work for reshojo and she can be your manager and i was like
okay
and then that happened and then she became my manager and then uh reshojo done and now
Rocks is still my manager slash assistant slash bestie
Yes, yes, yes, she's literally been here since like day one. How'd you come to no puny? Well, I
I met Panini through the shojo because the shojo hired her
uh you know well then you know now now i have punini so
now i have punini so
i kept punini
yeah we we stole we stole panini she's mine now we did get panini into the
worst
and I'm happy about it because panini is great
panini is very great she's very organized she's very she's amazing
but he is fucking awesome and my mom's are awesome and my team is awesome and
I'm I'm very happy Rob Lord so I met we met Rob because Rob was working with
do not peak and we had worked with do not peak on the D&D stuff and then Rob
of Mouse's team is amazing working with the show Joe a little bit and then we
Also that Robin is the worst.
I've known about Rob since 2013. Wait what? How? I mean Ludwig Streamer U-Class, he said
to poach good people. I think there's a lot of truth in that. It's just you know you get
to meet people throughout the years and you get to experience, you get to meet different
people and you make connections with different people and you know if you vibe with them,
you vibe with them. You find a good team, you surround yourself with good teams, Ludwig
Poach Mouse's cookie bro I will never forgive him for taking my cookie. You find a good
team and you pay your team you know oh yes professor L you know believe it or not
Ludwig had a lot of good advice a lot of good advice a lot of things that he said
was very good like their pals a lot of the advice he said was very good yeah a
lot of great advice and I hope that people that are interested in streaming will pay
attention to what he said because he had a lot of good advice. A lot of his takes were
absolutely 100% Giga agreed. Yeah, no, it's true. You know, he's a smart guy and he knows
what he's talking about and it's the truth, you know, and a lot of times I get stuff that
people don't really want to hear but it's it's the absolute truth you know
I'm not good at giving advice I suck I'm not as in tune with things as he as he
is I say a lot of vtubers reacting and taking notes yeah yeah you totally I feel
like everybody has like everybody can learn a lot from what he said
Honor said he's considering giving a guide for beginners. That's true. He is making a guide for beginning streamers. It's true.
I- I don't know. I'm not good at giving advice. I- I- I feel like people always ask for my advice all the time.
Every time- like, every time I do a meeting greet or every time I do, like, a panel, they're like,
What is some advice you can give to people that want to start V2 being and stuff?
And I'm just like, man, I suck at this because I feel like I
Feel like I treat streaming. I feel like I treat streaming and content creation differently than other people like
I'm literally just here to have a good time bro. And if I'm not having a good time, I'm not gonna be here
You know what I mean? I'm here for the vibes and I'm here to have a good time
I'm here for the vibes and I'm here to have a good time.
I, I, you know, I've had people ask me, oh, what about algorithm?
What about analytics?
And I'm like, I'm going to be 100% honest with you, I don't pay attention to that shit.
I don't pay attention to that shit because like, the algorithm and like, analytics and
stuff stress me the fuck out.
Every time I see numbers and shit, I barely look at my YouTube studio, like-
Lud and Giga are so knowledgeable and speed that Corpo business language.
I barely look at that shit.
You wanna know why? Cause every time I see numbers and I see the little check marks, the little thingies, I see the little numbers, I get horrific anxiety, like I can't look at that shit, bro.
I don't like it, I don't like looking at it.
Max is the rare unicorn who just showed up, did what she wanted, and made it.
I just wanna do what I want!
I know I get, you know, I know some people sometimes are like, why did she do this?
Like...
Right, do it because I want to do it.
Like...
You know, I've had some people ask me, hey, you're doing all these concerts, isn't that
expensive?
Like, what are you getting out of it?
I'm like, I don't know, I just want to fucking do a concert, bro.
I just want to fucking do a concert, it's fine.
I'm not thinking about like profit margins or anything.
I'm just not.
You know?
I'm not thinking about profit margins. I'm not thinking about all that shit. I'm just doing what makes me happy I
Get to do a concert
But yeah, like I don't know like I just don't I don't like focus on stuff because it's really sure it's so funny the other like
Oh a while back ago. Maybe like I think like a year ago. I
Was I was talking to Connor and I was like oh
I have this video cuz like I I don't know what it was for. I think it was for like a music video or something
And I'm like I have this video and I'm confused. He's like why and I'm like cuz like when I when I went on my channel
The view count says this but then when I look at the studio the view count is like way higher than what's on the channel
And he's like he's like it's so sweet. You can tell that you never look at this shit because that's normal and I'm like
What?
Because I thought my shoe was broken.
I'm like, is my shoe broken?
He's like, that's so cute.
That's so normal.
That always happens.
You can tell you never look at this stuff.
And I'm like, uh, okay.
Well, I guess it's normal then.
Okay, well, fuck me then.
Fuck me then.
Yeah, I look he just assumed Roxy took care of the profit margin and stuff so we have
a team, uh, Roxy and Panini, like, they, they do a lot of, like, uh, looking through,
like, financial stuff. Um, I also have, like, my sister who's slowly getting into, like,
overseeing my financials and stuff. Uh, you know, I've been trying to bring my sister
in too, so, because I'm just not good with that stuff. That's not the stuff that I'm
good at. I was like bro um I just like created shit I don't want to do deal with
any like money stuff.
My sister called me and we were on call and she was like I was telling
you like the stuff that I wanted to do is like sit down with yourself mouse and
I'm like almost have a real name.
Like sit down with yourself and look inside yourself and stay can I afford this?
I'm like
But it's so cool and it's gonna be so cool it's gonna be so fun and it's gonna be amazing
It's gonna be this is good. She's like stop and stop stop stop. Don't think about fun think think
Think about think about can I afford this and I like
She's like, uh, baby?
And she's like, I'm like, but fun.
She's like, she's like, you need a financial overhaul.
And I'm like, I'm like, but fine, but fine.
I'm like, you are no fun.
You're no fun.
She's like, don't worry.
We're gonna, she's like, don't worry.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure out what kind of fun you can have, and I'm like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I'll have all kinds of fun!
Killing my dreams!
Man!
She just doesn't know how to have fun. I do.
She's the straight-laced one. I'm the one that likes having fun.
She always talks about running the numbers. She's like, well,
Can I see the budget for this project? And I'm like...
UGH!
What do you mean?
She will stop you from going into this...
HAHAHA!
She's just a nerd.
funny nerds she has a brain I don't it's fine it's fine I told her like you
can worry about that I'll just worry about the fun stuff and she's like you
need to think about this you have to think about this you can't not think
about it it's important as you see the Vita Ramon press oh yeah she has she
and every time she's like, do you really need this?
And I'm like, yes I do.
It's a matter of life and death.
If I don't get it, I need it.
I need it.
If I don't get it, I will die!
Leave it to the older sibling to lay down the law when needed.
Did she get the height too?
She did.
She is taller than me, it's true.
I am the shortest member of my family.
I am the shortest member of my family.
It's true.
but the biggest heart whatever I don't see her complaining when I when I got
her a present I don't see her complain about budget when I got her a gift
models and no one complains when I get the present keeping mouse alive at this
point she lives them that's all I'm saying
Ain't nobody complaining nobody's complaining when I got him a gift
The gift was in the budget, that's true, that's true
That's very much it shows that you are doing what you do because you love to do it
It is also a fact that you commit to tasks fully with integrity
Ingenuity and love. It's what makes me want to see what happens next
please don't stop I won't stop I promise I won't stop I'll try my best every day
I'll try my best every day buy her a car and see what she says oh no way in
She would make me refund it. She would. She would not accept the car from me.
She's not Connor. Connor's like, can you give me a car? No.
No.
You would a hundred percent accept it bro I'm not getting
you
you
you
you
you
Come on bro. That's gonna be so much money!
Speaking of doing things for fun, I imagine it's a lot of work making the
PPV streams for the concerts and I just wanted to say all the work you and your
team put into them is really appreciated. Thank you, thank you! Which by the way, the
PPV for the concert that just passed, the Anime Impulse Bay Area concert, is still available,
but also the PPV for Pixel Expo is out now. You can get your tickets and you can still
or you can still get tickets for a pixel expo.
And I think the anime NYC tickets, yes,
you can still get anime NYC tickets too.
Uh, which by the way, if you're going to anime NYC in person,
I suggest you get your tickets now because holy shit,
we've sold a lot of tickets.
We've sold a lot of tickets and the guest list hasn't even been announced yet so that's
gonna be crazy.
A stellar guest list, yes, yes, yes, also a wonderful guest list for Pixel Expo too.
Wait, why can't we announce Pixel Expo guests?
Do you know?
Not sure yet.
Is AMA and YC going on PPD? Yes.
Yes.
Oh yes, yes, yes, I almost forgot to mention
Omona merch is live now. I'm so sorry.
I've been...
Guys, I've been bad. Okay. I've been bad. I have not updated you guys properly
I've been removed because I've been depressed
But Omona merch is live right now if you would like to get the Omona merch from
from
Anime Expo. It's now live on their website and you too can buy
I
Amona merch
You see Valkyrie gets to interview on the red carpet from the new spy remember that is insane
She's gonna get to talk to Zendaya
Yes, I'm on an iron mouse is now available for pre-order
So you can go and get your own merch
I don't know how long is the pre-order for do you these know?
There's so many things to it's so cute
But there's plushies. There's small plush. There's a shirt. There's a jacket. There's a memories. There's key chains
You can even get the gross. Oh the grocery bag is sold out. Oh
Oh, it'll ship in Q4, yeah!
There's a timer on the website, oh shit.
Speaking of Spiderman, did you see that Tom Holland was the first person to throw up after an episode?
sort of hot ones wait what it peels you know what I watched hot ones but I
watched it cuz Marcelo Hernandez was on it and it was so funny
cuz I fucking love Marcelo Hernandez if you haven't watched it you should
If you have a lot to do you should watch the hot ones with stone cold Steve Austin they
did a hot one with stone cold Steve Austin.
One guy shit himself.
Since British can't handle spice.
Oh well.
That's just too bad Brits.
That's just too bad Brits.
You need to handle your spice well.
So that's a con.
Where is the PPV for Perth located?
Uhhhhhhhhh
Where is the link?
I don't know where it is.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh, there it is.
I don't think- I don't know if the PPV link is available yet.
I think it's just the normal tickets first.
The PPV is not available yet.
I think it might be available soon.
Yeah, PPV not yet.
But normal tickets, yes.
We got lots of time.
We lost a lot of time and remember each show is different so there will be different songs
and different guests.
The best hot ones is Conan O'Brien Hands Down.
Oh I love that hot one.
That was a great one.
That was a great one.
Yes, we have different guests for each show and we have different songs for each show.
I'm sorry if this has been asked before but do you have any plans to sell your AX merch
online?
the deshmack and the plushies um I think so I don't know I think maybe yeah I'm so glad
you like it I think like um I don't know I think yeah I think after anime NYC
There will be a merch will be available after anime NYC, but we're gonna be selling merchant anime NYC to so
We're gonna be selling merchant anime NYC
What's the concert schedule again the concert schedule is
I got you, bro. I got you
August 15th pixel expo in Perth, Australia, August 20th anime NYC, New York, and August 29th at
at Sakaijukan in Puerto Rico.
And then we have another,
we're gonna be having like a big club Iron Mouse concert
in November for TwitchCon.
So November.
There is a site.
My merch, Iron Mouse merch.
It's merch.irmouse.app so you can see merch for sale and the convention schedule on their
website.
Oh yeah, I'm also going to be in a concert on August 8th for Attack with Vaughn.
In Canada, but that's not like it's not like a club iron mass concert. I'm just a part of the concert
You see, Akai 2027 is in April April that's early
I am doing a shit ton of concerts, bro.
Hermes World Tour, when?
Maybe one day.
And I can hear my sister now.
Do you think you have a budget for that?
We need to...
That's why she wants to see the budget, bro, do you I don't I don't know about the budget okay?
We'll worry about that when we get there. We'll worry about that when we get there
I have to see, maybe 2027.
Has Roxy met your sister?
Yes, they have met.
It's true.
My sister has met Roxy, which I'm very jealous about because I wanted to be Roxy first and
my sister met Roxy first!
Clip this moment chat, for when the world tour happens, I guarantee it!
Bro, my sister met Roxy first and I'm so pissed.
It's not fair.
It's not fair, bro.
It's not fair, man.
It's not fair. They had dinner and everything. I'm so pissed.
Pissed off. Pissed off.
Pissed off. Pissed me off.
Do they fuck with each other?
Don't fuck with me bro.
You think I'm fucking around?
I ain't choking bitch.
I think they fuck with each other.
I don't know if Roxy, I don't know if you're still here.
Do you fuck with my sister?
I think they fuck with each other.
My sister loved Roxy.
She loved Roxy a lot.
My sister loved Roxy a lot.
I thought she was great.
And she was very happy. She was like, I'm so glad that you have people that care about you.
Might have been a bad word on it for my- No, that's not true. That's how you word it.
You say, oh, do you fuck with them? Yeah, I fuck with them.
Yeah fuck with them, I fuck with them.
Yup.
It's a valid question.
It's a valid question.
You always want to know if you fuck with them, you know?
Let's chill.
Proxy equals great car, remains to be seen, mmmm.
We'll see.
This is evolving quickly.
It's different than the way I fuck with your mom bro.
I know what you meant when you said, oh do they fuck with each other.
I know, that's how you say it.
You have to be Connor first at least.
We'll see, maybe.
Mouse has Connor met Roxy.
Yeah, they've met.
Mousey, guess what?
I got a beard headset.
Let's go.
I need to get a new one because mine is ass
It sucks really bad
The booth at a ex was so cool
Wait in line to meet you, but I didn't want to take away the experience from anyone
Joy to hear when I was listening to you talk to others. Thank you. We are a light to this world
A3WA3
Thank you, Mast, I love your music box of fate. It's an amazing song. I'm glad you like it. Thank you so much. Thank you
I'm glad you like it
I'm glad you like the booth, Lou. Oh, you should say hi. It's fine
I know a lot of people they're like afraid to like come and say hi to me like oh
I don't want to disrupt anybody. It's like bro. Just disrupting come and say hi. It gives a shit. Who cares?
Come say hi to me
I didn't almost stop by. Stop by next time. Are you going to anime or YC?
Did you hear Daryl and Cole perform music? They performed at off-key? I didn't know that!
I did not know that I'm going to switch on I will be a twitch con and there will be a club iron mouse at twitch con too so
hope to see you there it'll be a great time we're planning a pretty big show for twitch con so that's gonna be fun
I feel like these these concerts that we're having now like the ones for Perth and the ones for
anime NYC and
the anime impulse concert they were kind of like a
pre a
Pre pre show to the main show which is gonna be in November because I just wanted to see if like the concept would work
And like how it would be like I it was just like a test
I guess a test to see just how far we could take things and just how far we can go and so far
It's been pretty good, and I'm excited to see
What we come up with I already like been like mapping out what the show is gonna look like for November and and choosing the
Scylus and choosing the theme and everything. I mean, it's gonna be it's gonna be the same. It's gonna be iron mark, but
Bigger I guess
The next PPV is for the Perth show which is in August so I hope you guys get to watch
it and you like it.
Not many people go to Perth.
I was very surprised when I was in Perth last year and there were so many people at my
panel and so many people there were so many people there and they came to see
me and I was so shocked because I just didn't expect that many people to come
by I did not expect that many people to come by you know you never really
think about these things because like it's the same thing that happened to me
when I went to Dokome and then also when I went to I think the biggest surprise
was when we went to uh Birno, Birno in in tech. That was like huge. I did not expect
in a million years did I ever expect that so many people would show up to the panel.
That place was so big and there were so many people that like they had to stand like all the
way in the back and it was just like I was just in shock that there were so many people there
and everybody was so nice and so many people came to say hi and I was just in utter disbelief.
I was in utter disbelief, I tell ya.
You don't think you're special? No! I'm just some dumb YouTuber online!
No! And then a Dokomit? When I saw the room for Dokomit, the panel room, it was packed too and I'm like
But it's like listen you don't think about these things you don't think about oh, I'm just some girl from
Blah blah blah any town USA
You know what I mean, and you don't think about all there's a bunch of people
Across the world that want to say hi and see you you don't think about those things
You know just like like when when I'm streaming like I don't think about all I
Don't know. I just see I just think we're all like chilling in a room. I don't think about
Well, sometimes I think about where everybody's from and I think about things like that, but for the most part, I don't know, I don't think about us as being super-worldwide, you know?
It's pretty cool! It's pretty cool!
There was this one meet and greet where I had a Japanese fan come and they flew to come see me, and I'm like, I was like, what? That's crazy!
That was insane. That was an insane thing.
But it was very sweet.
I'll always think of you.
And then I have people that come to say hi and they get surprised that I remember them.
Just a reminder, I do not remember names. I do remember faces.
So if you've ever come to my meet and greet and you've come to say hi,
I remember you by your face and I remember you by maybe the sound of your voice
and maybe the way our interaction went.
But for the most part, face.
Face and like the way, you know, you say hi, I guess.
But not names, it's very bad.
I'm very bad with names.
I'm very bad with names.
I've had so many people be like,
I can't believe you remember me.
And I'm like, bro, how can I not remember you?
How can I not remember you, you know?
Would Aethel Perchance be a part of this club, Iron Mouse?
I would love for Aethel to be a part of club, Iron Mouse, and TwitchCon again.
I would love for him to DJ at TwitchCon.
Unfortunately, we don't have much room to have a pre-show for the shows in Perth and
the shows in anime NYC and at Sakaejukan.
Do you have some regulars and stand-ups?
Yes!
That's true, Roxie!
It's true!
There are some regulars that always come by and they always just go above and beyond just to say hi and to do so much for me.
Thank you, thank you.
TwitchCon US, that's the one that it's going to be at.
Club Iron Mouse at TwitchCon US.
I would love for Atoll to do another set at my concert again.
I'll be honored. I would love for him to do that.
And I will go to have all my friends sing for the pre-show and have my friends join me for the show.
The San Diego concert is gonna be lit- YEAH!
It's gonna be so good! I have so many things planned! Oh my god, I've been playing this set list. I'm so excited.
It's pretty stacked.
It's gonna be pretty crazy.
It's gonna be pretty crazy. It's gonna be pretty crazy.
a lot of a lot of new songs a lot of new songs
now the off-key live-standing floor was incredible anime NYC have an area for
woldegay so they can do silly fun activities I hope so I don't know what
the venue looks like but it's pretty large let me see let me see if I can figure it out
they have VIP early entrance in general take it
What does the venue look like?
What does the venue look like, can you tell me?
I think I'm getting an ear infection, I'm kind of concerned.
I believe it's all sitting? It probably is all sitting.
Are they meeting an ear infection?
Do you ever get that feeling when you swallow and it hurts your throat but then it goes
into your ear?
You get the pain in your throat and it's going into your ear.
No ear infection please we need sounds!
I know, I hope not, but I think it's happening because I feel it every time I swallow.
I love your songs.
Thank you.
I'm glad you like them.
Damn it, why?
Damn it, why? Probably the alcohol I drank the other day.
Wait, what?
The Kokito strikes again? It was not the Kokito guys, come on, I'm just joking.
I'm just joking. I'm just joking. It wasn't that. It wasn't that. It wasn't that.
Oh.
How big was it? It wasn't a big glass. I just had a shot.
Relax. Relax.
Who will join me in Anime NYC? Wodegate.
I'm sure there will be tons of people that would love to join you in Wodegate.
Blaster by one shot?
Okay, listen, I'm a lightweight guys, come on now.
You know, I have no tolerance, I have no tolerance for alcohol, I have no tolerance at all.
I don't drink, I don't drink alcohol.
So of course, like one shot is gonna knock me on my ass, you know?
Harry, you drunk was new, did I sound bad?
I wanna be honest, I haven't seen the clip, I don't wanna see it.
I don't wanna see it.
I don't remember that day.
I don't know how I sound.
You should watch it.
Please watch it.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Watch it for the cranes.
No, no, no, no.
You sound a tipsy, what the fuck do I sound like?
Is it different than what I normally sound when I'm zooted, how can you tell the difference?
Hugs, can we have a pool? No pool for you. No pool for you. No pool for you.
Slurred speech! I talked slower! I sang Happy Birthday in English and Spanish.
You sounded meaty? Mods ban. Mods ban, D4. Mods ban, immediately.
I don't want to watch it!
You can't make me!
They can do that?
Yeah, they can!
Lots of inverted balls now.
You were very dead it?
No, I was not!
Absolutely not!
You might cringe, but it was legit adorable.
Okay, well, I guess I'll kill myself now.
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
I
See it's always cute drunk now. He's just more cute
Guys, I'm 79 years old. I'm not cute
I'm 6,000 years old, 6,666 years old, well...
MOTS AND VERDICE BALLS!
Grannies are cute?
But Granny Geary is cute.
Okay, guys, Geary is like, hot, I'm like, not hot, I'm ugly, I'm like a fucking goblin.
According to only you, girl is so pretty and so lovely and pretty, that is not true.
That is not true.
That is not true.
Oh wait, did you say Geary or Girl?
Giri is pretty and lovely! It's true!
Giri is amazing. I wish I could be Giri in person. I want to give her a hug. So bad.
I want to give her a hug so bad. I want to give Giri a hug so bad.
What the fuck? I know what you look like. Um, no you know. I'm just kidding, yes you do.
Yeah, but of course you're gonna say that you're my friend. You're my friend and you love me. Of course you are.
That thing that people say every single time they're like, oh, of course she's a beautiful. She must be hideous. It's the truth. It's true.
It's the truth.
Prove it then, shut up.
I'll be too bitter, here he is, fact.
What if I just randomly, like, oh my god, the other day, I was like, what if I just,
like, I was like laying in bed, I'm like, what if I just randomly just face reveal,
just like whatever, and like not make a big deal out of it, and that's it.
What if I just did that?
I would be fine with it?
No, but then I regret it so I can't.
We would make a big deal out of it.
Hell yeah, brother!
Hell yeah, brother!
Is that what- Yeah Nyan kinda did that. She kinda just like one day just been like, well...
It's fine.
That's the V2B equivalent of driving into traffic?
For us, you AR Special doesn't matter how dumb you think you are.
I think everyone in chat can confirm that you are doing amazing job with all these songs, events, charity, entertainment you do.
And somehow you still feel not like some goddess that can do everything you feel like part of family.
So stop insulting yourself, it's our job to troll you.
Oh shit!
Roxy, can I tell...
Chat...
That it's gonna be here?
Or do I have to stay quiet?
No? Okay, nevermind, I won't tell.
Can't say anything.
Just kidding nevermind
I almost leaped it
Sorry can't tell you alright. Sorry about it. Sorry about it
The panic in that no
I
Was that murdered no I am lead today
The class B T
No, it's just a special secret thing
It's a special secret thing you can't know what it is
Wait get her some coquito. I don't think like
I don't think like I'm not much of like a
revealer when I'm drunk. I don't think so.
Don't get me wrong, I was a little scared because I'm like, I wonder what
if I'll say anything that like is embarrassing or something but I don't
think I did because then if I did then that means the internet would know
so then I wake up and I see a bunch of shit online so
fine so and that didn't happen so it's fine
it's fine
HENGIE! HENGIE! Thank you so much for the raid! I hope you had a great stream and thank you for the raid
thank you for the raid what did you guys do today what did you guys do today
did you guys have fun? what did you guys do today dropping on in? oh dino game oh yeah
I wanna play that dino game by the way I think we're gonna play it with fleshy with fleshy
and Eggie and um and friends August 5th. August 5th. August 5th will play the Dino Blade
game. Yeah I didn't know that it had co-op. I didn't know it had co-op. The other Dino
game. Wait there's another Dino game? How many Dino games are there? Yeah it's day after
anniversary so my anniversary stream is on August 4th. I hope you guys can come to my
anniversary stream it'll be a lot of fun
you're not gonna believe it so many oh shit it'll be it'll be a lot of fun I
have a new a new model to debut a new background to debut a new intro to
a new background music to debut, a new announcement, and um, uh, what else, or stuff and hang out
and we'll hang out and have a good time together.
hang out and have fun together just you and me and maybe some friends will stop
Bye, maybe.
I mean, it's a rental stop-by.
I don't want to bring down the mood, but I just want to say thank you.
I lost my dad almost two years ago and I've been going through it, but you have given me a well-needed distraction this past week with the concert, the convention, and everything in between.
So thank you. I wish you and your loved ones the best.
Give your pops a big hug next time you see him.
I will.
Iron Mouse, L-O-V-E.
And I'm giving you a big hug, and I'm glad that we could be a good distraction for you.
Giving you a big hug.
Giving you a big hug.
this free did boofy go Aussie yeah about that he's been we've been having
some issues with him but it's fine it's fine it's fine wait we're trying our
best hi guys was sure she was stripping tables playing a lot of power I am
I'm streaming today. I wanted to finish shift at midnight today as well as maybe we might play
Welcome to the game three. Maybe. I don't know we might play welcome to the game three. Maybe
Maybe
Or or power world. Maybe I don't know
I listen I want to play I'm just scared because I'm seeing I
I-I-I-I-I looked at Selby playing and he looks absolutely miserable, and he looks...
I-I am-I wanna try it! I wanna try it, but I don't know!
W-Well, maybe. W-Well, I-I guess we'll play it. We'll play Welcome to the Game 3 after we finish shift in midnight, I guess.
Watch Mouse Mold after 30 minutes. I will! I probably will, and I'll break my fucking computer!
No, Selby is so happy!
Really? Does that look like the face of a happy man?
Does that look like the face of a happy man?
He's trying permanent! No, I can't. I can't do that. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not. I cannot.
Absolutely not. I cannot.
I want to see how the midnight shift is going.
We will, we're gonna finish our shift at midnight.
Did we stop at day 9 or day 10?
I think we stopped on day 10 or day 9.
I don't know.
I don't know which one.
Oh yeah, it was a fucking blood moon, dude.
Not the blood moon.
Not the blood moon!
No!
Okay, what the fuck are we gonna do now?
I forgot.
Uhhhh...
What were we gonna do?
Uhhhh...
Watch you drunk with Carter!
GODDAMMIT!
Bro, you guys won't stop, will you?
Okay, I'll watch it for one second, but if it makes me cringe, I'm turning it off.
Ah, you guys stink.
You guys stink.
I'm scared of what I'm gonna hear bro, I'm terrified.
Take a shot to forget.
I should shouldn't I?
No, I'm not gonna get drunk now.
tomorrow I don't want to make it a habit of drinking I don't want to make it a
habit of drinking I'm just like nah I don't think I'm much of a drinker to be
on the world I don't know how the fuck would I know how the fuck would I know
you know I think it's fun I think it would be fun or if like I drank with a
friend or something but by myself come on now come on braves come on there's no
way now she's drinking brown there's no shot bro you can't stop me you do not
have alcohol ready what a bet there's no shot bro you are not gonna do that why
am I so fucking dumb no way you doing it okay wait where do we come in
What's like coming?
Oh, Oh God
Did you actually drink a Kato?
Oh my god
I've never heard myself laugh like that. What the fuck was that?
What was that laugh? Oh my god that was drunk girl laugh!
Hell no! What do you think?
You sound drunk.
How much did you drink?
I was not drunk.
It was just a little bit.
Like one shot?
Yeah, one.
How much did you drink?
Holy shit!
I didn't know a lot.
Okay, why do I keep you?
You say you want to sing on the birthday.
I want to celebrate.
Is your birthday?
It feels like it feels like every every sentence like I'm fucking trying to get out
I'm like struggling to talk
Are you just having a birthday?
Happy birthday Wookiey! Happy birthday!
What the fuck?
I'm waiting for happy birthday
The only thing you have for your birthday?
Yes!
What was that?
What was that?
You have to say the magic word.
Please.
Please.
Holy shit!
Please.
Holy fuck!
Why am I nervous cause everybody's looking at me.
I can't believe I got a cookie, so are you crazy?
What if I don't do a good job?
Okay, well, you gotta try.
Oh, am I?
Are you mad at me?
What did I ask that? What the fuck?
Are you mad at me?
Are you mad?
No, no, I'm mad because you're not singing. How are you?
Why did I just come out with that?
Why? What the fuck?
Holy shit, I was fucked up!
Are you mad?
What?
Are you mad?
No, no, I'm mad because you're not singing.
How are you about that?
No, you're mad.
You're mad.
I'm mad. I couldn't do 20 pull-ups, though.
No, you did.
No, I did 10.
You did some.
I did some.
I tried to count what I could.
I'm gonna stop when you've had drinks.
So how can you do this?
Oh my god. I don't remember any of this. I'm just letting you know.
All the time.
All the time? I do it like once a week.
How can you do this all the time?
I don't get that drunk once a week.
I'm fine.
Yeah?
I'm fine.
Could you operate that?
Yeah, I'm fine, guys.
I don't think anybody would ever want me to drive.
That's right, Charlie.
Anytime.
Yeah, perhaps. Okay, you getting some happy about that?
Yeah, I think I will.
But then, don't look at me.
Okay.
Very close.
Is Chad having her eyes closed too?
Oh shit Chad, did you close your eyes?
Everybody had their eyes closed.
What the fuck am I doing?
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Hey!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
What is this song that I made up?
That's not a song.
That's not a song?
I just made this shit up!
What the fuck?
That's not a song?
I just made that up!
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, you're welcome.
That was a beautiful rendition.
Did you like it?
I did.
I made that up.
That's not a song.
Okay, I hope you liked it.
You're still eating the mic?
No.
You're still eating the mic.
I'm just holding it.
Oh, that makes sense.
That's very kind.
Well, I wanted to give you a hug, but...
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, hold on a birthday. Okay, okay, I'll stop
Maybe I'll get one
I think yeah, maybe that's the fucking Latino talking
Yeah, who's nice talking to you it was nice of you to take care
Why is it that every time I say like a word I feel like I sound like I'm out of breath
it was nice of you to take care okay okay have a wonderful birthday and I hope
on your birthday wish is come true all right bye thank you bye it was very
sweet what if you actually fuck holy shit oh my god I sound wasted
Why didn't you tell me it sounded that bad?
Why did- oh, oh shit, what the fuck?
Is Connor here? Oh no.
Why didn't you tell me it sounded that bad?
No one told me this.
Connor, what the fuck?
No one told me I sounded that bad.
What the fuck?
It was wholesome. You wouldn't listen if people told you?
That's true. I wouldn't. I would not listen if people told me. That's true.
Would you listen? No.
Not at all. Not at all.
Of course not. I'm Latina. Of course I wouldn't listen.
I thought I was really sweet.
Can we get the laugh as a redeem?
Oh yeah, somebody cooked that laugh.
Somebody cooked that laugh that I did.
What the fuck? That was the weirdest laugh I've ever...
I've never heard myself laugh like that.
It was a...
Is that a drunk girl laugh? I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, at least I didn't say anything too bad, and I didn't sound too bad.
And it sounds too bad, and I didn't say anything too bad.
You know?
Is this Super Wholesome? True.
Hehehehe.
Yeah, true.
Let's come to mommy laugh! What the fuck?!
No!
No!
I like that, are you mad at me?
Are you mad at me?
That is not true, shut the fuck up.
You did sound like drunk while it was pretty funny.
You sounded merry and sleepy.
Well, I'll tell you, I don't remember.
I don't remember that at all.
I think I did sleep after though.
I don't know how much though.
I don't know how much... even in her sleep she's rage-baity but that that is true I
did I I don't know I don't know why it sounded like I was out of breath like
after every sentence after every word I sounded like I was breathing like a lot
That's being drunk?
Okay, well I'm not used to that sort of thing, so whatever.
Whatever, whatever.
We'll have, we'll have some alcohol at Sobaton again.
We'll have some alcohol at Sobaton to celebrate a milestone, we'll see.
Or maybe celebrate a milestone for my anniversary, maybe.
I don't know.
You do want that beer.
Would a beer get me as fucked up as that kogito?
I don't think so. Would it? Probably would.
It probably would though.
It probably would. I just don't have, I don't have alcohol tolerance so...
I don't.
So maybe...
I might get drunk but maybe not.
Wanna bet? What the fuck?
It depends on the percent.
I don't know about percentages.
Beer won't hit that hard.
I'll try a good beer.
Were you hungover when you woke up? I was. I was and I end...
and uh i did mention it to a lot of people yeah i was because uh i was what did i have that date
the panel with anarchy and i was there and i'm like guys i think i'm hungover i think i'm hungover
I'll take Tylenol in my hand hurt, in my hand hurt and I felt really weird.
How's this first hangover, that's not true, that's not true, cause when I had alcohol
on New Year's Eve, I had a hangover too.
Fun fact, the reason why people act like that for alcohol is because it's chemical
makeup fills our brains with two things, happy signal and sleepy signal.
So drunk people are just very happy about to pass out people.
Extra fun fact, chocolate does the same thing but at a dramatically reduced quantity.
So yes, you can get something similar to being drunk off of eating too much chocolate.
Cool.
So, I guess you could say I was happy.
I was happy.
In that clip, I guess.
That's good.
I'm glad I felt some happiness.
Even though it was chemically induced happiness.
A typical beer is usually like 4.5% to 7%.
Coquito is like 9% to 20% alcohol.
Okay, I'm learning.
I'm learning, I'm learning.
You sound like you're usually doing your Zootie.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, but I don't have that weird ass laugh when I'm Zootie.
What the fuck was that?
What was that laugh?
Who's fucking weird?
Who's fucking strange?
I've never heard myself laugh like that.
That was interesting to hear.
That was the filter coming off!
What the-
HAHAHAHA!
Liquid courage got to me.
Ayyyyyy!
That's the- I've been stressed for a while now.
That's so true.
Oh my god, that's so true.
That's so true.
That's so true.
HAHAHAHA!
We said about New Year's that you have to have these little moments, these little treats
now and again, live your life with the events, true!
It was a nice little treat and it was a celebration for somebody's birthday.
So it's okay.
It's okay.
We'll celebrate my anniversary, I guess.
Would you drink on my birthday? No!
My anniversary, and then after anniversary, uh...
Oh God, it's... Oh God!
We have... we have holidays and it... Oh God!
My birthday...
Ugh!
Can we like cancel my birthday?
Final fun fact that's also means you can simulate being drunk just by being extremely sleep deprived and happy at the same time!
I am Moustache!
What the fuck was that?!
What was that?
I hated it!
What the fuck was that?
I did not like that.
Oh my god.
What was that?
That was scary.
Oh my god.
Booby's drunk now too.
Shit.
What was that?
I did not like that.
Oh my god.
What was that?
He's drunk now too, shit.
Your birthday is the same as Connor's,
so you count it for you too.
Ah, happy birthday, happy belated birthday.
What a dimension life, bro, definitely.
yeah will be what the fuck do your job stop creeping us out
so many birthdays is true there's a ton of birthdays in this time
Oh yeah, Shoto's birthday was on 24th too.
That's true, that's true.
So many July babies.
So they need to lie babies and look at me.
I have a birthday once a year.
Yeah, I feel like it's pretty common for people to have birthdays at least once a year.
Pretty common thing, I think.
That's a pretty common thing.
I'm speed-wearing life. I have six birthdays a year.
Oh shit, you're old.
We're all old. We're getting old. We're all getting old, bro.
It's inevitable.
And boom-ba.
The VTubers have birthdays. They do have birthdays. I have a birthday.
My birthday is in January.
Well, I would like to cancel my birthday so that we don't celebrate it.
How about we don't celebrate my birthday?
Oh, we just don't celebrate my birthdays.
I love this coming year.
No?
I'm getting old, bro.
What can I say?
I'm glad you were born.
That's very kind of you to say thank you.
I will be 6,667 years old.
Pfft!
Weren't you 6,669?
Yeah, I was, but who's counting, you know what I mean?
Who's counting, you know?
Who's counted?
I heard to never let alcohol liver uses fiber from organism, so you need to eat some meat
to not destroy your liver.
I really hope I didn't fuck up translation and didn't sound stupid.
I eat meats, I eat meat, now I eat chicken, I can eat chicken and I can eat eggs.
And vegetables and fruit.
I can only eat a little bit of chicken, not too much chicken.
My mom made me omelet the other day.
Are you eating potato?
Yeah I can eat potato.
I'm on the mountain!
Do you like eating potato skin?
Oh I used to love eating potato skin.
I want to eat potato skin again.
Have a nice yummy potato with potato skin.
Potato!
Milk? Uh, I don't drink milk.
I don't drink milk. I don't drink milk.
What about a delicious Chinese meal? I would love to have a succulent Chinese meal.
I do I eat yogurt too yes yes yes yes yes yes I do I do I do what's true
I'm a yogurt male, what can I say?
I see your salad the other day and the seizure dressing was a lot for me. That was too much. I ended up puking
I ended up puking that bro seizure dressing
that did not that did not say well in it on me not at all not at all it's too much it
was so oh my god yeah I don't know what it was maybe have like too much oil in
there something maybe or the vinegar I don't know it was a lot it really made
me sick. Yeah, I can't have oily, heavy fat stuff. Can't do that.
cheese in that dressy mmm cheese yeah I also don't have a gallbladder so I
can't really like do the oily fatty stuff you don't have a gallbladder it's
gone it's gone forever you saw the gobladder no I don't I had to get it
remove because it died inside me oh yeah I don't have a ball nerve it's gone
could you get a gallbladder transplant no you don't need a gallbladder to live
you can survive without one it just processes like fats and stuff yeah so I
I got very sick one time and I ended up going to the hospital because I thought I was having a heart attack
Because I was getting horrific chest pain like really really bad
It was this horrible sharp chest pain going through my chest and coming on my back
And I thought it was I was I thought it was having a heart attack and I get to the hospital and they're like
Oh, you're having a panic attack here. We'll give you some medication so you can calm down
And I'm like it's not a panic attack. I'm it is not a panic attack
I've had panic attacks before I know what this is and it's not a fucking panic attack
And then it kept on happening kept on happening and then they're like we'll keep you overnight for observation
And we'll get you a psyche evaluation blah blah blah, and I'm like I'm like bro. It is not a fucking panic attack
I swear it's not
Fast forward to like midnight that night midnight 1 p.m. 1 a.m.
Then I I was in my hospital room. I go to the bathroom when I go to the bathroom
Uh, guess what came out of my ass? It was just blood. Just blood. Just blood. I just
had blood coming out of me. And I called the nurse and I'm like, I don't think it's a panic.
I was freaking out bro. I was so scared. I was like, that is never happened to me in
my life. I was like, what is this? Why is it the whole, it was so bloody. And then the
a nurse called the doctor and they were like, oh my god.
And then in about an hour, I got wheeled down
to get more tests.
I ended up getting a Heta scan,
and a special scan.
And when they checked,
when they checked, my gallbladder was not functioning.
It was dead inside of me.
It was going necrotic.
It was pretty bad.
It was pretty bad, I had to get emergency surgery and when I met with the doctor and
the surgeon after I came to, which by the way after that I was in ICU for a few days
because I got very very sick from that, so I was in ICU for a little bit and when I came
I remember the doctor telling me that it is very common for women when they have gallbladder
issues to have chest pain.
I did not know that.
I did not know that, but it is very common for women to have chest pain when they have
gallbladder issues.
So, thanks, the nurse did not know that.
So, women write this down,
if you ever have mysterious chest pain
that occurs out of nowhere
and you don't know what the fuck is going on
and you're not sure what is happening,
it might be your gallbladder
and you might not even know it.
You might not even know.
If it's common, why didn't they check for that?
Well, I'll tell you why.
One, because I was young.
One of the first things they said was,
you are too young to have these types of problems.
That is, every time I would go in for stuff,
they'd be like, you are too young
to have these types of problems.
So, they take a look at your age,
they take a look at other things,
and they just presume things, and then that.
And unfortunately it's something that happens all the time, you know?
It happens all the time.
It happens all the time.
Damn, did you tell him you're 6,666 years old?
You're retelling the story just reminds me of how I lost my dad five years ago.
because some nurses forgot to inform the doctor that he had an infection in his back before
sending him to surgery which destroyed his immune system.
Watching you and watching your story of recovery definitely makes me feel better about stuff
like that.
I'm getting you a hug.
I'm sorry to hear that.
That's why it's important for you to be your own advocate when it comes to health stuff
because if you don't keep a log and a record of everything that happens and if you don't
speak up for yourself, nobody else is going to speak up for you, bro.
No one else is going to speak up for you, sad but true, but also it's like, I've found,
often times I've found that people take me more seriously when I have somebody there
with me.
There have been times when I've gone to the emergency room and to the hospital by myself
and I was treated differently when I was by myself than when I was with somebody.
It happens all the time.
It happens all the time.
And it sucks!
And it sucks, but it's the truth.
It sucks, but it's the truth, men.
Be your own advocate.
If you can bring somebody with you, bring somebody with you.
But make sure you keep a record of everything that's going on,
because no one else is going to remember for you.
Keep a list of all the medications that you have.
Keep a list of all the symptoms you have.
Keep a list of as much history as you can
because nobody's gonna remember for you.
Nobody's gonna care.
You're the one that has to speak up for yourself.
It's the truth.
Especially if you're by yourself, you know?
And sometimes you have to, you know, it's good to listen to doctors, but sometimes doctors can be wrong too.
Sometimes doctors can be wrong. They don't know everything.
And it's okay. And there's sometimes you'll encounter doctors that like don't want to be wrong, but you'll encounter others that are okay with being wrong.
It happens, you know.
I like when you're here on Thanksgiving, I eat pumpkin pie in bed, mmmm.
Yeah, my doctor keeps telling me to stop drinking antifreeze, but he's not my boss.
You know what, although if you want to drink antifreeze...
I'll free you.
Don't do it!
Go for you, bro. You drink that anti-freeze.
You drink that anti-freeze.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, both my parents had appendicitis in their 40s,
and were told they were too old for that to happen until my dad's appendix burst
and they just said well I guess it was appendicitis after all what the fuck oh my
god yeah I had I got appendicitis too and my appendix was at the point of
bursting I had to go into emergency surgery for that too and get it removed
and I was bad bro for me the pain for a pen for the pain for appendicitis for me
I'm so fucking stupid, bro. Here I am, a dumbass thinking, oh man, this is the worst period
pain I've ever had in my life. What is it gonna start? I mean, it should be starting
now. How come my period hasn't started yet? What's going on? How come I can't stand up
straight anymore? How come I'm in so much pain to the point where I can't stand? Listen,
I didn't go to the hospital until I couldn't stand anymore. And I was like, well, I guess
it might not be my period. I guess it might not be my period and I ended up
going to the hospital and they were like your appendix is about to fucking burst
we need to get you into emergency surgery immediately but just think
about this I was getting appendicitis pain and I'm just here like walking
around like normal until a point where I it got so bad I couldn't stand up straight.
Making in the documentation side of hospital has gotten a lot better at showing each patients
medical history better.
In California, they use the EPIC program.
It shares info with other facilities.
That pretty much tells the doctors everything so.
I hope people get better treatment.
Yes.
Yes.
I do have very high pain tolerance.
I was like that for a few days.
My appendix did burst.
Yeah.
Not fun.
No!
I I was like that for a few days in extreme pain and I was proceeding as normal like a normal person and
man, I I
Could have I that would have ended very bad if I didn't go
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I just didn't I
Just I thought it was my fucking period
Listen to mouse chat. I work in health care and have to constantly correct doctor fuck ups
They are tired often burnt out human beings who try their best, but have their limits
Never be afraid to question their decisions or get second opinions
Trill I
Listen, I just thought it was my period well
I thought it was my period and I was like well
I'm I might as well just get on with my day and then it wasn't until that that one day
I woke up and I couldn't stand up straight like I got out of bed and I couldn't stand like I could only
stay like hunched over and I'm like okay well maybe this is not what I think it
is and maybe I should go see the doctor I think it's time to go to the
mercy room now weee and then I went but yeah I do have a very high tolerance for
pain it's pretty bad it's pretty bad because like I have something happened
to me and it's pretty bad mistakes but they have goddamn amount of job if they
I had to review ALL tests for everyone.
Well, you don't want to sit in queue for two years just to know that you just ate.
Mmm, bad food.
Yeah.
Like...
Uh...
I don't know if I ever told you guys, I almost ripped off my whole finger when I was a kid.
Like train.
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So I almost severed my entire finger. It was only half severed.
I was a stupid kid and I had my finger in a door and I ripped it out of the door of the car.
Like it got stuck in the door. My finger got stuck in the door.
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And like, I, since it was stuck I started panicking.
I'm a kid and imagine the first thing that came in my head was, oh my god, my finger
stuck in the door, my mom is gonna kill me.
I was like, oh my god, my finger stuck in the door, my mom's gonna fucking kill me, my
mom's gonna kill me, I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
I need to do something about this right now.
I need to fix this now!
So...
I, uh, I started panicking really bad and I kept trying to like...
...scorm it out, but...
...it wouldn't come out, so I just yanked it out.
And when I yanked it out, I didn't realize, like, I didn't...
I didn't feel anything, I didn't feel any pain, I didn't feel anything.
Um, and I'm here walking back to my house...
And if it wasn't for me walking into my family and them screaming when they saw me and I look down and my
My pinky finger is like hanging like by like
It's just hanging off bro
It's just hanging off and I'm just looking and I'm just I'm looking at it and I'm like
And then I started screaming, but I started screaming not because it hurt.
I started screaming because my finger is like almost completely off.
My finger is just hanging.
It was exposed bone.
Uh, but it's fine.
It's fine and my finger's fine.
I just have like a scar.
I have a scar that goes like all the way to the center
of my finger.
But it's fine.
But I felt no pain from that at all.
I felt no pain at all.
I did not feel any pain.
And then there were instances when I was a kid where,
so like I cracked my head open like multiple times.
I guess that makes a lot of sense now, so I guess that makes a lot of sense now as to why I am the way I am.
So like, I've cracked my head open like a few times.
Uh, and I distinctly remember when I did crack my head open.
I was bleeding a lot, but then again, by the way, for those of you who don't know, you have a shit ton of blood vessels on your head.
And just because you're bleeding a lot, that doesn't mean you're gonna die.
It's just that you have a lot of blood vessels on your head, so you bleed a lot.
But it's not that you're gonna die. You just bleed a lot from your head.
So I'm here like dripping blood down my fucking head.
And my mom is screaming. Everybody's screaming. I'm not screaming. I'm just here like,
uh-oh, I'm in big trouble. The first thing I think of is like, man, my mom's gonna kill me.
My mom is gonna kill me!
And then they take me to the hospital and, uh,
yeah, I got stitches. I have so many stitches.
I've gotten so many stitches on my head.
I've gotten a lot of stitches on my head.
In the front, in the back, on the side.
Uh...
Yeah!
It's a total of 50 stitches!
So thank you!
50 gets it so, thank you!
So like, I guess now everything makes sense now as to why I am the way I am.
Thank you so much for the 50 gets it so thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
You don't have to do that, thank you!
Yeah, I have stitches everywhere on my head.
Thankfully a lot of it is like on my hairline or like in my hair.
I do have some on my forehead.
Um, but I don't think, I don't know if you can see it still. Hold on let me see.
Yeah you can kinda see it.
You can kinda see it.
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I know.
That's the Asia! Thank you so much for the 25 gifted subs! Thank you, thank you very much.
But um, yeah, uh...
A lot of times, our bodies will release adrenaline during times of extreme trauma or panic that we produce naturally.
I guess so. I guess so. But yeah, I have high pain tolerance.
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We have a blue level beautiful baddie.
I have a lot of scars, I have a lot of scars on me.
I have a ton everywhere.
I have a ton everywhere.
I have a story that I've never told anybody that, like...
I don't even think I told my mom this.
I don't even think I told my mom this, dude.
I had a friend one time. I'm not gonna say what year school I was in. I'm not gonna say anything.
I had a friend of mine one time.
Uh...
I wonder what happened to her. I hope she's doing good.
I had a friend of mine one time. She was going through it.
She was not doing too well.
She was struggling. And...
I don't know if I should tell this story. This is such a strange story.
And I know, I feel like people will judge me.
I don't know, I just, okay she, she, she was going through it, she was having a really
tough time and she was trigger warning, this is a very sensitive subject, she was not being
kind to her body she would not she was not kind to her body okay do you
understand and then I think she was like having like she was having like a
really stressful day and I caught her I caught her and I was like hey don't do
that you know you have a lot of people that care about you I care about you do
do this and she got me do you understand what I mean she got me I was
scarred from that too and I think about that all time I didn't even tell my mom
about that I just went I I I remember I I wrapped it up I was like shit I can't
tell anybody about this my mom is gonna fucking kill me
I was like, my mom is going to fucking kill me! My mom is going to kill me! My mom is going to kill me!
And I remember I went home and I was so scared that my mom was going to notice.
I'm pretty sure she didn't notice and she didn't even say anything.
I don't know. I don't know if she noticed or not.
I'm sensing a pattern there, but I always think I always worry about my mom.
I always worry about my mom. Every single time.
And did you ever see her again? I remember after that happened, she apologized so much.
I just gave her a hug and I told her it was gonna be okay and I hope she's okay
and I was worried about her blah blah blah and then after like a few weeks never
saw her again. I don't know what happened. I don't know. I don't know what happened here.
Never saw her again. I didn't get mad or anything you know. I think it was just like a
moment of of emotion and um I hope she's okay. Oh she's doing okay bro. I hope she's doing okay.
I think she probably panicked. Well she was going through a lot. She was having like a lot of problems.
But I hope she's okay.
But yeah like even then, well even then the first thought in my mind was oh my god my mom,
My mom's gonna fucking kill me.
I didn't think about, ouch that hurt.
I didn't even think about it hurting.
It didn't even hurt.
Which scared the shit out of me because I was like,
man, this doesn't hurt at all.
What the fuck?
Am I okay?
Am I a weirdo?
Pfft.
I was like, this doesn't fucking hurt.
Am I okay?
What's wrong with me?
Girl, what's your pain ton?
I don't know because I do feel pain.
It's just, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe in the moment it was like
an adrenaline situation again.
I'm a freak, bro.
I'm a fucking freak, bro.
I don't know what it is.
I get in these situations where it's like if I feel extreme stress, everything gets blocked
in my brain.
You know what I mean?
If I feel extreme stress, to the point where it's like,
I don't know, something shuts down inside of me
where it's like, I don't know, I can't explain it.
Yeah, I get like, this association, yes,
I'm the emo. That's me.
This association, bro.
If your mom was going to be mad at anyone who would have been the girl, probably, probably,
but you know, well, well, I guess she's going to find out sometime, huh?
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ!
OBS, what the fuck, man?
Stop!
Oh god, OBS, please stop it now.
Oh God, OBS, please stop it now!
I just wanted to let you know that your live streams are YouTube videos, brighten my days
up on my bad days.
I deal with Parkinson's disease and some days I can get pretty depressed.
Your streams help me to laugh and smile, hugs.
Hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs for you.
Hugs for you.
Okay, do you guys want to play a game?
Midnight, check that midnight game now.
That's enough, Iron Mouse!
Finish the game, finish, skip the midnight and then...
Oh god, I see Sob is still playing. Oh my god.
Sob is still playing! Help!
This is gonna take a billion years, isn't it?
Is Hennia still playing? Hennia!
I bet she's on power right now.
I bet she's on power right now.
I bet she's on power right now, bro.
I'm on power right now. Are you on power right now?
Well, maybe we might play power later.
later
Why not working
Hello
It's a dark boat!
I'm scary.
Hey, what?
Why is it not showing?
What the fuck?
Hello?
It was literally working yesterday.
Why doesn't it want to work today?
What happened?
I'm happy!
Oh, well you're excited for this.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Oh well you're excited for the Fields of Mysteria update on the 5th?
Let me... hold on I'm gonna redo it. Oh my lord I'm so excited.
Chat Fields of Mysteria has their big update on the 5th. They're adding marriage, they're adding
babies, they're adding a lot of new stuff. I'm so excited.
Oh, now it's working. What the fuck?
Juniper will have my children?
I'm gonna marry the secret bachelor.
I'm gonna marry the secret bachelor.
This is how it starts.
I was gonna be with March, but I decided...
Me and March, we had a new affair.
We had a fun affair, but after I met
the secret guy, no, no, there's no new one. It's just
I just feel like maybe I shouldn't say it for the people that haven't played the game.
When the secret guy came out
I was just like, oh, well, I'm sorry, March.
I've met somebody else.
I did the same thing.
I've met someone else.
I'm sorry.
Was the character voiced by Sayu get out of here?
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
You know what, you have a lot of nerve saying that.
Chats, come with me.
Chats, get in the store.
It's a blood moon today. Get in the store. It's a blood moon today.
It's a blood moon today. Get in the store.
Are these guys gonna be outside again? Oh my god, they're still out there. Look at them.
It's just a normal night rain, you know, it's nothing too crazy, just a little bit of blood is fine.
Get out!
Leave! I'll be right back. I'm gonna quit my gun.
Mama, get the shotgun ready. We're gonna kill those guys.
Get the shovel.
Oh, it's gonna be a blur all over me.
Be right back.
Time to clean house.
I'm gonna give you the count of three to leave.
One, two, three!
Oh, fuck on these feathers.
Is there rain, blood, and hell?
Oh, of course not.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Have my traffic cone hat on.
Have my traffic cone hat on.
Oh, fuck.
We have to remember, because today is the guy, the guy, the music box guy.
The music box guy.
They have to despawn the music box before it's too late and that guy kills me again.
That reminds me of time when I was small and dumb.
I was on sports camp and there was a girl I liked.
Then I just wanted to impress her and decided to do a sun assault over my shoulder to be
cool in her eyes. I did and just got hit by a corner of hallway. I asked for everything
in life and just walked away. One guy late saw me and told him everything was okay and
I just be like, yeah, why? Then he grabbed me and we go into toilet so I could see my
face in the mirror. Oh no! Red and white. No! And Chappy upgraded to bear? No, you have
to be a cat. Oh my god, I hope you're okay. Oh shit. I hope you're okay. Well, you can't
be a bear you have to be a cat you don't want to be the bear I seem to have the
animal brown labrador yellow collar reward $50 all if you have an info
Oh, the animal.
Ah, shit.
This is a bad idea.
I'm coming!
Oh no, the freaking cockroaches!
How many people are coming? Oh, earmuff! I'll put on the earmuff.
I'm coming! Oh, it's not the bear this time. Oh, it's the guy with the eye ball. Hey, buddy,
Look at you working hard, look at that energy!
Uhhh, Blood Moon...
Guaranteed.
Are we stalking?
Please, give me one second, sir.
He's supposed to be blind in one eye.
If he's blind in both eyes, he's fake.
He's not real.
You are not real!
Daniel Flores.
Daniel- oh my gawd!
Bro what the f-
How may I help you, I'd like $14 of petrol, whoa!
Is this me, or did the audio get so freaking loud?
I think this is better now.
She asked for petrol?
She's not a person, yet her.
Excuse me, miss, who asked for petrol?
What is that, a cigarette?
Grace Wong.
3rd, 1113, 1966, at 3, 117, 1999, Midnight Town.
Are you Grace Wong?
Osiris Wood?
Deep Heart?
989A
3rd, Gray SUV, 1990
Are you Grace Wong?
Is there something wrong with my clothes?
Smoking calms me down. You have to raise a family. You can't judge me.
Oh yes I can. I'm just kidding. I won't judge you.
That's for my son.
I went grocery shopping.
I'm confused. Are you a pooch? Oh, wait.
Excuse me, I'm gonna check for Grace Wong on the computer.
Grace Wong, Alive, Unemployed, Very Wong, Student.
Okay, so she has a son.
Okay, so she has a son, it's true.
That's true. Wait, aren't those her groceries here? Inside the backseat?
I think she's fine.
Her hair is different? Oh, it's true. Her hair is different.
Oh my god, who keeps opening the fucking door?
Oh wait, let me scan her! Hold on.
Well, this doesn't tell me anything.
I'm not gonna kill her!
Oh yeah, her hair's down.
Cat, stop opening the door, please.
Cat, what do we do?
La la la la la la la la la la la.
It's full.
What the fuck?
I miss. Open your mouth.
I'm just getting open.
Aah!
Eagle.
You're full, you're big round.
You may leave.
Goodbye.
You're evoiced, word of odd.
Alright sir, sorry.
I had to...
I had to investigate.
Daniel Flores, elementary school gym teacher?
Yep, I get to pump it up every day.
Just went to doctor and he bandaged me. Only small, small scar reminds of that.
By the way, maybe that's why I am the way I am.
Anyway, as a Russian, I vote for being bear.
We can't- you can't be a bear, Chad. You have to be a cat.
Always smiling. Life's too short to frown.
Blind and left eye.
Yes, sir. Left eye's a dud, but that just means I've got a fresh perspective.
Okay, this guy's a real one.
Looks pretty darn good for my age, don't I?
No, no, no, no.
March 19th, 1951. Best birthday in the world every year.
bro who the fuck keeps opening door chat stop stop opening the door stop it
stop you're freaking me out please
hop it oh my god in the fucking cockroach
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh my god, if somebody took a shit in the bathroom again!
No!
Stop!
You cannot use the bathroom. If you're not gonna buy anything, you cannot shit in this bathroom.
You're fucking banned.
No shitting in the bathroom.
Stop.
I'm sorry.
Must have been the Kakar Luch. Not as...
Well you guys walk around like you own the fucking place.
What the! You just..
You just came in the room just to walk out?
Okay, Daniel Florez.
Give the cat a raise.
Okay, I think he is real.
The other guy was one that was fake.
Well, double check.
Yep.
Just fine.
I'll help you.
Don't mind on the toilet.
What the-
Nah, you're just walking in places doing-
What the fuck?
Excuse me?
I thought she was naked, bro.
Hey there, I'm just after some supplies for the beach.
Might as well enjoy it now while it's stills nice and warm and sunny. Uhhh...
Where are you, bodega cat? We do what we want. What do you expect?
I'm sorry. What?
Excuse me?
Why is she a fucking liar, you fucking duffelganger?
Miss, it's a blood moon.
Elise Hart?
Wait a minute, look.
Oh no, she does have piercings.
Police officer!
What, is that surprising to you?
help them one two three listen we know she's sus but here is out looking
looking Nick caught me for the photo as I was leaving this morning 1969 I'm
pretty sure Elise Elise part they will okay but I'm very concerned cuz they're
just piercing like I said pal I'm headed to the beach don't objectify me
I don't have an answer to this. What do you mean don't object?
Bro! You can't...
Oh fuck with me bro.
Yeah you eat that up. Eat that up chat.
Nice delicious meal, just for you.
Hello, I just like these things.
Oh, what?
Excuse me, Doug Cramer?
What the fuck?
I'm sorry, excuse me?
No, I'm not in play. I'm a hairdresser. Wait, I think I accidentally took my twin's ID when heading out.
Is there anything you could do to double check my identity?
Amelia Kramer.
That is so suspicious
Yeah, but you know what she's not there
Yeah, you took his ID, huh you accidentally took Doug's ID, huh likely story you expect me to believe that
that? You're not right. You know what that means.
GEMINATED!
Cat, come have your dinner now.
So I gotta feed my cat.
Fresh food just for chat.
Hello. Did you hear about the guy they found by the tracks David? Hard attack they said.
Still, doesn't say right with me. Amaya Gutierrez.
Unemployed. Yeah, yeah, I've been looking for a job. Very short hair. Less hair is less to worry about.
ah don't show me that I hate how I look in those New Year's Day baby Maya Maya
Ramirez Queen who the fuck is that
hmm she might be normal
Last hair is less to worry about, it's pretty cold out, you're lucky to get to stay here
in here all night, that's a weird question, um, some final test, I swear to god if you
to the shit. She seems fine. She seems fine. She's fine. Oh the bear! Oh my god. Son of
a bitch.
Son of a bitch, bro.
What's up, Herbert?
Hello.
Good evening.
My name is Herbert.
What a splendid shop you have here.
I enjoy shops.
Other humans often do.
Listen, I know...
I know where you are.
Let's not be around the bush.
I know where you are.
Oh, dear.
on it I knew I'd forgotten something arms legs and hands and same as you listen I
know I know I know that you are a bear and I know that you're a doppelganger
and I know you're not real but I'm not gonna shoot you because you can't shoot
to bear that girl was really juicy huh
bon appetit chat bon appetit it's okay
just this once I'll accept your leave
we're gonna get attacked anyway you owe us
life oh no we have to do that thing again
I'm into forests. Oh shit.
We gotta do that forest shit again. God damn it.
Oh no.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Well, that just means that I cannot fuck up this time. I don't want to redo it again.
Can we be there? No, you can't be there, you're a cat!
Oh my god! What the fuck, man?
Come on! What the fuck, man?
Bro, no, no, Shavey, just fucking shit everywhere.
I can't take this shit.
It's the latest, bro, I have to take a-
Okay, chat, behave, look out through the store, I'll be right back.
Look out to the store. I'll be right back, okay?
It's a little in a hurry.
Fuck.
Okay.
Ah!
Oh, God.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck, I can-
Oh, or liquid.
Stop!
What's getting me?
What is this liquid anyway?
Is it like lava or some shit?
Cause it's burning me.
It's burning me.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I gotta get hotka or orange juice.
Hotka, don't worry, I'm gonna get your orange juice or you get nice and hydrated.
It's gonna be delicious.
Don't worry about a thing. I got you.
I got you when I order.
Stop!
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Stop.
Oh, Jesus. Ow, ow, ow.
Stop!
Apple
You one
What is this shit
Stop it!
I'm trying to scare me.
Stop scaring me!
What is this Cobra Cola anyway?
Attention, snakes! It's me!
Oh, throw two lure enemies to traps!
OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH!
Oh, it's the Goth... it's the Goth girl!
Quite night, isn't it?
Oh, they left me the thingy.
Goth girl...
some stuff or bear trap, tank, explosive, oh I want to take it, okay, zillion maraud,
Occupation seems strange.
It's just sewing.
People make it sound fancier than it is.
Extremely pale complexion.
Oh, right.
I'm not sick or anything.
Only wears black.
Bright things hurt my eyes.
1978.
My mother said I ruined her favorite holiday.
Oh, wait, she was born on Halloween.
Ta-da.
It's me, just without bed, my slave.
Living.
The end?
Meryl.
Well, what's your mom's name?
Shut up, bitch!
I can't make it off!
What the fuck do I have to do to make candy leaf pennies for me on the floor in the shape
of a heart?
Bro, I want candy to come leave stuff for me too.
Come on, candy.
Come on, candy.
Come on, candy.
Come on, candy.
Why are you so sexy, candy?
Wait, what if I do this?
Oh, God, she turned around.
Wait, what if I do it from all over again?
What if I do it from all over again?
Oh God, she turned around!
Ah, wait, what am I doing from all over here?
Oh my God!
Wait, where am I there from here?
Oh
That's so funny
Shouts of
Shouts of
Shouts of
More time
Oh my god
Well Candy, I'm sorry, I really don't want to be the one to do this.
I want you to live and I want you to thrive and I want you to be sexy and amazing and
have the best life, but unfortunately I can't let you live.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna throw up, I'm gonna throw up.
He's trying to panic, he's trying to panic, he's trying to panic.
Chat, now is not the time, bro.
Now is not the time, please!
Please, I beg you, bro, stop!
Oh my god, we only have 27 seconds, bro.
27 seconds, 27 seconds, 27 seconds.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Potato!
Potato!
I'm a wabble!
Oh
Oh god
Oh my god
How do I- There's no way, I can't kill it.
I can't kill it.
I'm- I'm fucked.
I have to restart.
Fuck.
I'm so pissed.
You actually can't- You can't!
You can't. You can't. You can't kill it.
Oh my god.
The only way you can do it is by de-spawning the box and... and uh... which totally...
that fucking sucks, you know that?
It won't disappear on its own.
Like it...
Do you think the flamethrower would work?
No, it won't.
Hmm
Oh god!
Oh my god, this piece of shit!
Get off of me!
Oh my god, he's like on top of me!
I want to die.
He's like stuck on me.
Wait, I killed it?
The more damage you just taken, the faster- oh wait, that was another guy.
I don't know how to get around this, without late.
I have to think.
How the fuck do I do this?
I know you killed it.
I have to do this stupid shit all over again.
I know in chat, you guys were not healthy. You guys were walking around the store,
opening doors, making noise, going crazy. What the fuck?
I
You know what I have to do I have to despawn that box and kill that thing as fast as I can
Cast lady jab roll you guys what if I like
What if I set up traps for now, what if I like board the bathroom from now
What if I like set up... Can I set up now?
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do? I think I'm going to...
When it's like the last customer, I'll just start like setting up.
Why- why show me this about the missing dog?
The dog didn't even come in.
Leave the supplies near the door, Trill.
I could, I could, I could leave everything near the door.
Chad, what the fuck are you doing?
Evening, just talking up for my two little ones.
Marta Collins. Mm-hmm.
Deceptionist? Yes, I have to pick up a job thanks to the divorce.
Is your ear...
Mother of few? Yes, and I do anything for little Leo and Ben. Marta Collins.
Is that her husband?
Leo...
He is three.
brown eyes then you seven year olds normally get jobs where you're from yes
okay so she does have kids
she's normal
Na na na na na na. Na na na na na...
He's normal.
Wait, I did him a checker.
Okay, well that guy is not normal.
Golf.
Guys, actually, I know this is gonna sound bad and I know you guys, you're the only one
working tonight, stay safe.
Okay, guys, listen, hear me out.
We need to huddle up, are we okay?
Listen, I know this is gonna sound bad and I know you guys aren't gonna agree with me.
I really do think we have to kill the bear, because the more doppelgangers we let through,
the more entities come through, which means that if we don't let the bear go through,
then that other motherfucker might not come through, so we might have to kill the bear.
Well, congrats, the boss has doubly stats now, because doppelganger lol.
I
Weed Callahan
Can't pay to look mean and stay sober large tattoo on right arm. It's a big anchor pretty hard to miss
Who's Beth Callahan you got a point to that question are we just burning time you don't
EWWWW!
Sir?
I think you're full of shit.
I think you're full of shit.
So K-Chat, he's not a real bear. He's just impersonating one.
ARGHH!
What the-
Hey! What the fuck don't run over my trap!
How are you? May I please get these up?
What the fuck?
Oh God!
Oh my God!
Excuse me, let me do- oh God!
There's no way I'm gonna run over my trap!
Oh God!
Excuse me, let me do- oh god, there's blood everywhere!
There's blood everywhere! Oh no!
Don't you dare touch my cat, motherfucker!
You're clean?
But let's see.
Rolf Bush.
Rolf Rolf?
Rolf Bush.
Occupation author.
Yes, well, children's books mostly.
Requires mobility scooter.
I had an accident on my motorcycle.
Lost mobility in my legs, you see.
Goatee.
I don't have an answer to that question.
question apologies I was born on the 27th of November 1957
they tried very hard to photograph me outside the vehicle I refuse them
wolf bush wolf bush
Picking?
Picking?
Always normal.
You don't like the look of my head? No.
Unfortunately, I don't have the pearls of dressing up more than this.
I'm like this thanks to an accident on my motorcycle.
Lost mobility in my legs, you see.
It's a mobility scooter. Some scumbags broke off the left mirror.
Aw.
Aw, I guess he's normal.
Goodbye.
Get the fuck out of here. Don't come back.
Oh.
I...
Mummy!
Hello?
How may I help you sir?
Can I get $8 on gas please?
Okay, let me just double take your car here,
just take a look here,
let me take a look please.
What's up, fuck?
Jump fluid?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
What's up? What's jump food?
Mm-hmm, sure.
Um...
A dog bed? Where's a dog?
I see no dog.
29 for wife.
29 for wife.
Well, 1982 Red Station wagon, extremely rusty and dirty exterior. 1994.
Oh sorry, I haven't been able to wash them for a while.
The license plate should match the registry, it's a worn down car but it's still legal.
Yeah, it's a little run down but it's my baby.
Is it illegal to get a little peckish now and again?
apparently you can kill the marionette thing it just has a stupid amount of
health and it has to still play when it spawns an old way and fuck me bro
I think I killed it at the last second but I died before times have been a
little rough no paychecks coming in so I gotta sleep in the car what wait what
So you've been sleeping in your car on a dog bed?
What?
He has an engine.
I wish I had like this name and shit.
Is it a crime to be a dog boy now?
Yes.
9-2-9-4-Y.
2-9-4-Y.
I guess he's fine.
Open your mouth.
Oh yeah, let me scan them.
Guys, you look normal.
Mmm.
Guys, you look normal.
You gotta leave!
Oh my god, is this guy? How you doing chap?
Keep hard greaves!
Are you real this time? You couldn't tell from the outfit chap?
Uh, Alas, I suppose I am.
February 11th, chat. Why is he saying chat? It shows my good side to front.
The last guy was a fake, so this might be the real one.
I'm coming off a late shift.
He doesn't talk anything about the train though.
So it must be the real one.
He must be the real one because the other one was talking about writing about the fucking bus.
Thank you, chap!
You're welcome, chap.
Chap, what are you doing? What are you looking at?
Are you happy because no one's taking a shit in here yet?
Me too.
Oh, she rekt.
Good evening, do you have any ideas for something I can give my twin sister?
Her name is Mia and she's getting married soon.
Stop him right there! Stop!
Please, it's just food, man. I'm not some kind of criminal.
Give me back the items.
Should kill you.
Beef.
Thought I could get away with that shit.
Think again.
Not on my watch.
Oh no, that short girl's gonna take a big shit.
That short girl's gonna take a massive shit.
Okay, uh, Lisa Cannon. Unemployed? Well, I'm trying. I think you're in a bun. It's comfortable
and I'm trying to impress anybody. Bro, listen, we need to talk about this. I argue that this
This might be a bun. I don't know though. I can't tell.
Is it a bun? Or is it not a fucking bun?
It's up for discussion, I think.
There is a possibility that it might be a bun.
up and where's blue necklace okay she has the blue necklace on I recently
redied my hair okay
Lisa Lisa me a cannon hmm yeah I think it's super cool comic book owner spent
hundreds on that tattoo
Oh no wait I mean she's like my twin sister yeah we're so close she feels a
bit like a twin sister
she lied and said she was her twin
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Excuse Me
December 1972
La La La La La La La La La La Sooooooooo instead of a twin
Even though she said she was a twin. First
but now she's saying oh no what I meant to say is
like a twin. I feel like you know what normally I wouldn't let you go but
there's something about you and maybe it's the fact that I don't know if
that's a but a lot so it's time to die. You can't lie in the big 2026.
Hmm-hmm
Coming to forest I'm coming
What else we got? Explosive?
Sledhammer?
Oh
Okay
You get glow so as not to hurt when you carry the orange stuff
That's a good idea the orange stuff all range. I wish I could I don't think so
But I couldn't purchase a med kit so that when I come back and med kit myself
I
All right, let's go
Mama's level, I don't want that soul
Come on, Dad.
Sorry.
Ah!
Oh, God.
Okay, then, if I remember correctly, we do...
Stop!
Go this way, and then we go this way.
Ah!
You know, if you're thanking me, you can at least help me when it's blood moon time and
all these entities come to get me, you can at least give me some support, you know?
It'll be really great if you could.
I think, you know?
I don't know, I think it'll be great.
If you could do that for me, what the fuck is this thing, I forgot which way it was.
It's me.
I'm only missing a little bit of hope, I don't think I need a medkit now, I'll probably
by make it when it was happening
back
shantos
Why at night, isn't it?
I know you're bad.
Wait, does the night end after her, or?
I don't remember if the night ends after her or not.
I do not remember.
Brother, what the fuck, bro?
You saw a shitty toilet and you decided to shit more?
Yes, for the bear.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh my god it was her
oh my god we might have to do this over this stinks
Shit, oh man.
Come on.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Oh my god, we did it. Oh my god. I didn't think I was gonna do it. Oh my god. Oh
My god, we did it child. We did it. Holy shit. Oh
That I was gonna piss myself. Oh
My god, how did he not get me he was like right on top of me
That is terrifying. Holy shit.
Oh, I, well, I didn't think I had enough threat time, to be honest.
I got scared, but I think...
It worked out, so...
Oh my god, now we don't have to do this over again.
Thank God!
Oh!
Note to self, buy more landmines, because...
I have a feeling the last night is going to be really bad.
The last night is going to be really bad.
I have a really bad feeling.
I have a really bad feeling. I really think the last night's gonna be really bad.
That explosive's good. Well, we only have one land mine left, so we're gonna have to buy more.
Was this the way?
Well, I guess it goes away by itself.
Peanut?
Why blood outside?
Yeah, it was worth buying them.
For sure, it was worth buying it.
My god
All right, let's get out of here any cock on here no, right? No, chat. Let's go. We're going home
Night 10 of 13 or we only have two more left
We didn't kill any humans!
Oh, thankfully the bear didn't show up, so...
He arrived at the veterinary clinic as instructed yesterday.
That greets you with a somber look on his face.
Unfortunately, Chap's disease is adapting to the medicine.
At this point, medication alone won't be enough.
Next option is surgery.
What?! No! I don't want Chat to have surgery!
surgery will cost $250, he pauses, then adds, and to be blunt, it needs to happen within
three days.
Three days remain until a chat's $250 surgery bill is due.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, it counted my- my death.
More chat with their surgery, their surgery.
We're gonna get your balls removed.
It's okay, Chut.
You can live without your balls.
You can live without your balls.
It's fine.
Mouse, our gallbladder is dying.
We need you to spend money to save us.
Please, save us mouse.
We don't want to die due to anxiety.
Oh no.
But I like my balls.
Wa-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
Wait, wait.
Ah!
Oh, but he's outside.
Okay, what's new?
The Midnight News.
Power Outage hits East District.
A blackout hit the East side just after Midnight last night.
Blackout hit them east side just after midnight last night crews hope to restore power in two days
Okay, so there's been a blackout
Right why you got a suitcase then
Troublemakers there's been rising activity and troublemakers in the area
Unfortunately, there are these are humans that will come in and find out any way to annoy other customers
Unfortunately, since they are humans, you may only deal non-lethal damage to them, for example, throwing toilet paper at them.
Trouble makers negatively affect store rating. They are signified with this icon over their heads.
You see.
Good evening.
Little red.
Friend Takahashi.
Axodermist. Someone has to make the dead look presentable.
Always carrying an old suitcase, work stuff. Please don't worry about it.
April 24th, 1958. I don't remember the time.
What?
Excuse me?
Get the fuck outta here!
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Um...
Sorry man. No furries allowed.
No fur is allowed, bruh.
Fuck outta here, bro.
Oh my god, you're fucking freak.
I'm a fucking freak.
Hello, sir.
Hey, do you know those spherical chocolates with the gold wrappers?
Do you know where to get them this late?
My wife, Bonnie, asked me to grab some, but...
I forgot.
What's happening?
Oh my God!
What the fuck out of here? What the fuck?
Richard McCree.
Oh my god, this is getting crazy.
Hey, hey, don't get mad at me. I don't write the tax policies. I just enforce them.
March 28th.
Richard?
Alive.
Oh, his wife.
Hey man, I'm too tired to be...
His wife is dead.
It's her, your wife.
Bonnie?
Oh, no, she's alive. His mom is dead
Swear I heard somebody
Come on is he I guess he's fine
He's normal
What the fuck was that
Good evening.
Hello.
Oh, God.
Darla Groves.
Olympic swimmer been swimming for as long as I can remember.
Betalygal?
It's a skin condition.
It's why I've got the patterns on my face.
Darla Groves.
You son of a bitch, you son of a bitch, you fucking asshole, bro.
Uh...
What?
What is happening?
happening what is going on who is
pissing the ghost oh he was pissing I
guess I stopped him too fast
Wait are her patterns the same?
Oh my god.
Now we have a fucking ghost pissing in the room.
I got... okay... loads.
Oh no, I don't think it is different.
What is that noise?
What the fuck?
What the fuck man?
Oh my god, today is so annoying.
what the fuck man oh my god today is so annoying
what the fuck
LAND ο description
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I only do it one time.
I only do it one time, I only do it one time, I won't do it again, I won't do it again,
I won't do it again, I won't do it again, I won't do it again.
Oh my god, no!
This is so- what the fuck, bro?
She was-
Ain't no way she was fucking giving that man head in the bathroom while he was dead!
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
Shit, that man!
How can a woman do a little necrophilia these days?
Listen, I'm trying not to judge, but shit, in my store?
in my store this is a family establishment okay it was a new type of
CPR
really there were suspeed is weiner
get out of here
Time and place, and you did it on my birthday dinner.
And you did it on my birthday dinner.
Oh my god.
How do you guys go?
Oh my god.
Hey, let me give my money to you.
Oooooh, she's on cloud nine!
No one can stop us if we try!
Thank you!
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Just take it with mine, my extra bonus.
After all, I have to suffer in this job every day.
I deserve it, I deserve a little extra, I deserve a little extra something something, every single time.
Where's the cat? Oh, well, you guys aren't here because, uh, I don't know if you guys heard, uh, you have to have surgery in three days and you're really sick, so...
No cat at work.
I'm sorry.
You have to get ready for your surgery.
We're getting your balls removed.
Okay, uh, blackout, okay.
Blackout, blackout!
okay and then oh no evil people blah blah blah blah whoa
hey my idiot boyfriend left me at the club and now I'm pissed off and drunk
Yeah, yeah, who cares?
They're gonna lie, write it down, celebrate it!
Alive.
Well, who's your boyfriend, I wonder?
Billbert! Billbert!
Is my mascara bad? Be honest. Actually, done. It's a club dress. It looked amazing. Thank you. I looked amazing. Thank you.
My legs are done. These boots are evil. I'm not wobbling. The floor is just moving a bit.
I mean I think she's fine.
See ya, thank you so much.
I want to get the salt.
Thank you!
Thank you very much.
I just want to get the salt.
Thank you.
I mean I guess she's fine.
Bye, friend.
Thanks, legend, hero.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
What the fuck?
You look tense, darling. Smile. I don't bite unless you ask nicely.
And a bull call. Okay, hold on.
There's a car outside.
Oh my god!
Bottle?
I pose, they pay. Sometimes I can even keep the clothes on.
I didn't feel like wearing them today. That isn't gonna get me killed, is it?
Oh, you've been looking very closely, hmm?
Okay, it's there on the right side.
Oh, all the more for you to look at.
Hmm?
23 looks pretty good on me, don't you think?
Diana?
Roll call.
Is this your boyfriend?
Oh god!
Norbert, what the fuck?!
FUCK!
Norbert you fucking loser.
Stop flirting with me Norbert!
BAM!
Goddammit!
Who's fucking Norbert the whole time?
What do you want?
I'm gonna help you.
Yo buddy, you open?
I need some...
gas, so...
Uh, let me get one dollar on any burp gas, you got it, I'm feeling lucky. What the fuck?
Not a fan of the sandals, eh?
Speed, baby.
Alright, hold on.
Bots of alcohol?
Is this drunk?
Good thing you're not a cop, eh?
Uh, speed.
Oh.
1992 Black Station, Wagon Clean interior, messy interior.
Wait.
Nope.
Oh
Okay, wait speed
Cleat exterior messy interior
They checked the car this morning, I guess I guess is fine
That guy run away
Drive drunk, don't die.
Oh god.
Oh nightmare.
I'm gonna have to scare the shit out of me.
Oh screaming.
Oh dear, you look tired. Would you like a candy?
No.
Not from you.
Oh, screamin' from ground nine!
No one gets up on me.
Hey!
I'm not her! Give me back my shit, man!
oh my god this place is a fucking mess what am I doing this establishment has
has been so great. Until now.
Oh my god you son of a bitch!
Can I shoot the body parts? Gone.
oh my god hello man admis wells why doesn't she have a picture
Why doesn't she have a fucking picture?
Well what's someone of my age going to do with a job, dear?
Those net bastards come to my house every day trying to take a photo of me,
but I refuse to let them compromise my privacy.
Three years old and ca-
I'm sorry, three years old?
Wow, you look great for three.
What is that noise?
Oh God, here we go.
What do we do with this guy?
Long night, had the laundromat running till real late.
Okay, so he works at the laundromat, Ethan Boss.
Okay, Ethan Boss, owner of Midnight Laundromat.
It's the only laundromat in the east side of town, so it's easy business. Wait a minute.
There was a blackout at the east side just after midnight last night.
There's no power.
Don't tell me all these guys are fucking...
Everybody's a fake! No one's been real!
How could I make money for my cat?
Oh my god, I'm gonna make money for my cat. Hey, could you make this quick? I gotta get back to work real soon.
Alright, I'll give a judge of that.
Ray Rowling. Night Shift warehouse supervisor. Yeah, I'm on break now.
right now. I noticed. 1959? Oh, where the fuck does he work? My neck? What about my
neck? Oh my god, what is wrong with his neck? What the fuck?
I'm sorry, but his neck is really long.
What?
Stop pissing!
In my snow!
Ray...
Ray Rowland.
How bad is it?
We need more decor.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
four.
Look out of here, bro.
Chat, I think he's fake.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I scared me.
You like your life?
Kill the bag with money if you want to live to see your family again.
What the fuck?
What the heck?
What is happening?
What is going on?
Oh my god, I accidentally hit him?
Is that what happened?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What do I do?
What did I do? What did I do? What?
I didn't do anything. What did I do?
Well, I mean, I didn't summon any bad guys, though.
Oh no, but the quota, it's 80 dollars and I only made 40 dollars.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
I think I'm gonna die.
Can I put this guy in the trash?
I think you guys are going to die too shoot the dead guy
Nice.
He's super dead.
He's super dead.
Uh, well, I'm going home.
What does this mean?
Oh, God.
This stinks.
Oh, man.
Oh man, this is not good.
This is not good.
Two days remain until chat's 250 surgery goes due.
Chat's condition appears critical.
Critical?
Oh
New night check the notice board
To play the force I did I beat the force actually beat the first horse game and the second force game
We played with monkey
We played with monkey.
Fabulous.
I'll try to save you.
Wait.
I'm trying.
I'm trying my best.
how many endings this game is there oh my god am I gonna activate the bad ending
cuz I fucked up
not saying no well don't say anything then okay don't tell me nothing if I
care. Don't tell me anything, see if I care. See if I care. See if I fucking care.
The fucking care.
Was this fight?
Oh my God, he's won.
We'll pick them up.
I killed the guy.
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Okay, so this guy's been missing for three weeks.
You alright, mate?
Just here.
Just these.
Cheers.
Do you want Chat to live?
You cannot afford surgery, can you?
Call the sheriff tonight.
Convince him to visit the store tomorrow.
Chat will live a long life.
I do want you to live.
I do want you to live.
I'll call the sheriff. I will, I tell you.
All right, mate. Just these cheers.
Beren-dict.
A bit of dying trade for dying species, but someone's got to crack on.
January 24th.
What? You ask about the hair?
Yeah, I grew back, didn't it?
Human photosynthesis.
Proper miracle that...
That's not how that works!
oh my god she's getting shit out of me
what do we do with this guy bro I don't think it's him
Okay.
We're never gonna make any money.
Good evening, uneventful night, I hope.
Oh my gosh, the lady, the one that was missing the hand the last time.
I need a warm-up.
Lawyer, mostly corporate, sometimes civil, depends on who's paying.
Often as bags under his eyes, yeah, I don't sleep much, comes with a job.
I PENTAINED MY STORE!
Uh...
That dark red hair makes the mirror easier to look at in the morning.
Guess I was less tired that day.
May 9th, 1960.
Anita?
Anita Varma.
hmm are you asking about the stain? it's nothing I just spilled some coffee this
morning she's fine
oh my god what the fuck man
Good evening. Oh, it's the real one.
Oh, my delivery. Wait, I delivered something?
What the fuck? When did it? Did I...?
I don't...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
What the F***???
Uh....
Jesus....
Dora-dora...
I'm swimming for as long as I can remember.
The light go, it's a skin condition.
Okay, so...
Wait, the patterns aren't the same.
Fuck.
The difference.
The difference!
Where am I?
To who?
Oh my god!
Guys.
Oh god!
What the fuck!
Ah!
Ow!
Oh god! What the fuck?
AHHHH! AHHHH!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Can you quit ogling me? I know I look good. I just came from a date with my husband.
And Walters always had a weakness for a red dress.
Oh my god
Guys I'm struggling this is oh my god
What the fuck man? Oh
My god
How am I supposed to make money this way?
Maya Davila.
Left eye smaller than right.
Okay that's true, more under left eye.
I mean debatable.
Maya?
Davila.
Walter Davila, is that her husband?
Wait, wait, is that the- Oh shit, it is the missing line.
guys we are never making money oh my god
I said to call the sheriff tonight.
What is happening?
I've been working all day finally got to grab some snacks, kick back and chill.
stop staring oh my god
he's so stressful what is going on no wonder oh my god this is how this is
how you know this game was meant for more than one person oh my god
Like how the fuck?
I got the one person who can do this.
Also, I think like if I'm gonna make money, I'm gonna have to let someone go through.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, Barry Aoki?
Unemployed?
I didn't mean work work.
I meant I was fixing on my fence all day.
Neighbor's dog went on a rampage and tore the whole damn thing down yesterday.
She was hilarious though.
I guess so I was a warrior working on something hard to short
Listen I'm gonna be honest with you Barry I don't know I don't know about you I
don't know about you but I need money
I need money so I'm gonna give you the benefit of that out and let you leave
I'm coming!
Oh my god!
Out of here.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, this guy's share of me.
Stop, that was terrifying.
That was horrifying.
I hated that.
I hate everything about that.
Son of a bitch.
No!
Oh
How do you do I may help you I would like 20 of the gas. Thank you. Okay. Well, I see
Office supplies
Well client files are Thompson 19 and two form profit for a loss from business missing W2 follow up with
employer income not reported check filing status. Okay, so
That's the person I guess.
UPR. That file is work matter not for your eyes.
Please don't browse my items. That is from work.
UPR4.
UPR4.
I mean, she seems normal. She seems like a normal tax person.
I ain't make money, bro.
La la la la la la
Bye
There was a woman that came in here and I don't know where she is
Oh Margaret
Hey do you know that sweet, you got the chocolate guy again?
My wife Bonnie.
Okay, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bu-
Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, Be-
AHHHHHH
Richard McCree is a you!
You come to my store 50 million times bro
1st 28th Richard McCree
Richard McCree
Bonnie, he works really hard. I think they look really good on her
I'm hurt.
Who's Vanessa in the tree?
Your mom?
I mean, I think he's real.
la la la la la
la la la la la
Okay
Ugh
Oh my god.
I'm coming.
Sub-bitch, what the fuck?
Marjorie!
Marjorie, what the fuck man?
Don't say sub-bitch to me, it's not nice.
Marjorie Cole, the tired librarian.
Used to run the library back when books were still cool.
I knew every shelf by heart.
Cusses often.
Of course, I do you slag.
What the fuck?
She called me a slag!
Only walks with a cane.
The cane's my style stick.
I used to wear hair in, obviously, dumb ass in a bun.
1910?
Yeah, I'm a little bitch and what?
I don't know what to tell you about that.
Okay, but she's wearing glasses and she wasn't wearing,
she's not wearing glasses in her picture.
Come on, man, please be real.
I don't want you to be fake.
Asking about my glasses?
I just stole them.
You like them?
Just kidding.
I don't care.
Got a problem with my fashion hoe?
What the fuck, don't call me a hoe?
you know what to tell you about that little wobbly but still got rhythm don't underestimate
me yeah I'm glad me what the fuck oh my god fucking puta bro alright puta come over here
Well, we didn't let any doppelgangers through, so that's good.
Oh yeah, call the sheriff.
No one is calling, I guess I can't call anybody.
Yes I'm not allowed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah!
Email?
Oh, the sheriff tonight.
I'm convincing. Yeah, but how am I gonna call him?
Needs more decor, huh?
Can't refresh it in the day.
Oh, can we buy?
Can't buy it in the day.
Oh, oh, oh.
Well, both.
It asked if you want to call at the end of the shift.
It didn't ask me shit.
Oh man.
Check item next to phone.
There's nothing next to the phone.
I guess I can't, I don't know.
He's made a long time since he's been around.
You're calling the bus all.
I guess so in the bus.
Get back out where you belong.
Org Hat.
Something, something about this place.
Something.
I'm someone that loves your song, and I'm a fan of them, I'm glad you like them!
Thank you!
Kill you in the...
Yay!
Okay, well, we did it.
Well, we fucked up the last night.
During today's shift, he received an email.
It claimed that if you called the sheriff and haven't visited the store tomorrow,
chat surgery costs will be covered.
Call Clyde. Should we call him or not?
Do we trust the email?
I mean, surely he would never get scammed through an email.
I mean, when has anyone ever scammed through an email?
When has anybody ever been scammed through an email?
Awwwling, you call Clyde and he agrees to visit tomorrow.
One day remains until Chad's $250 surgery bill is due.
Chad is barely clinging on to life!
Oh my god.
It's a new night check the notice board.
Chad is very clingy to life.
There's something about baby you and I.
You, you and I.
You, you and I.
You, you and I.
Oh boy.
Wait a minute, it's the 13th night?
And there's no blood moon?
I got the game seven nights with room B the the room but the room one
Who's leaving all these tokens for me?
I'm down, let me see you.
It's in the shape.
Eww.
Ah!
I think it's too hard for the past two hours.
There's owning out.
What are you supposed to do with that?
That is in there in the vent so that you don't hide in the vent and stay in there.
So basically like you can only be in there for like a few seconds and then that starts hurting you.
So encourage you to get out and not hide in there.
Ah!
Oh, I'm stretching.
Shit, let me in a drink. I gotta get water.
Oh, I'm getting water.
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it.
I did it! I did it! It took me nine years!
I did it! It took me nine years and I did it!
Wait, fuck. I lost it.
I did it!
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Fuck.
AAH!
YAAAHHHH!
Oh, you'll get rid of it.
Little Korean, thank you so much for the rate.
I've been a great stream.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I just learned how to whistle after nine years.
After nine years, I did it.
I did it, Blaze.
All right, let's start.
New night.
Check the notice board.
The final night.
Forty-five years since beloved Mayor Dawson's death.
Today marks forty-five years since the untimely suicide of the greatly celebrated Mayor Bill Dawson,
remembered for his selflessness and the love he showed throughout his time in office.
What the- oh shit, there's wait time now?
I'm sure we're going to leave without paying if they take way too long for service.
They have more patience if the rating is high.
If a doppelganger's patient- oh god.
Mia Cannon?
Is it really you?
I run the comic book story, yeah.
Yeah, dumbass, I've got the same tattoos.
There should be no differences, right?
Eleventh of August.
me a cannon use a cannon that's your sister it's not ever heard a makeup
version wait is it the wrong birthday tattoo is different
well 1897 for
Security! Security!
Huh?
What do you mean? Just grabbing a few things before heading back on the road.
Have a larson insurance. Oh my god, that's not him
Ealing
You are not real
Oh my god, what the fuck
What's cooking good looking?
It's not normal man.
Call me 555-66278-2.
What the fuck?
Rudnick?
What the fuck is Rudnick?
Oh.
What? What is-
Oh my god, what is happening?
What is going on?
They're fucking my shit up!
What is going on?
Oh my god, it's the worst!
It's terrible!
How could this happen?
Oh my god.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, hold on, please, please.
Oh my god, there's a nightmare.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
Is there an ending to this game, yes?
Oh lord, I'm so scared.
What the f*** get out of here?
How may I help you?
Let me get $25 on gas real quick.
Let me check.
What the f*** it out?
Okay, let's see.
Cools.
Normal engine.
Back here.
Oh, it's locked.
And he doesn't have a license plate.
my plate what does that matter for gas I took it off it's somewhere in the back
they're just they're not for anything what's the problem with owning tools
hey that's mice for my safety if you want to get past it then tough they told me
it was the high-grade street cop lock in the store have good luck trying to break it
I swear, I saw a woman walking back here.
Why is-
F...G...A...S
Black Police Hummer
Okay, uh...
You got past the padlock that is complete breach of my privacy, it doesn't matter where the hell I got the cash, pump my gas already.
I wish I could take it.
Well, I mean, he's a real person, but this is a police vehicle.
That's not a me problem, that's a police problem.
Bye.
What the fuck?
Bye.
What the fuck?
Ugh.
This is the worst.
What the?
Did I see that right?
Peace be with you, friend.
Uhhh.
Snip-pong sack.
Monk, yes friend, we have simple temple down in Earl Road. You should visit sometime.
Monk, we let go of the self even in something as simple as hair.
He seems like he has a lot of patience so he doesn't have the borrower's head so I think
it's okay.
Clean up the store.
Clean all this stuff up.
Okay.
Uh.
The 22nd of November 1959.
I took that photo while I was meditating.
I did not permit them to do anything.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I did not permit them to do that.
Next, Kongsack.
I will.
I mean, what do we do with this?
Simple robes enough to cover the body, nothing more.
Not all questions need answers, friend.
Humans can levitate after reaching enlightenment, can they not?
Wait. He's always looking at me. That's not normal.
I'm sorry, sir.
Pain is a passing danger?
Oh, there's a sheriff.
I think I made a mistake and I killed a human.
I think I made a mistake. I think he was real.
He was real.
Hey there, bud. Good to see you. Thanks for calling me up. Glad to see you're still in one piece.
In fact, I've heard you've been doing a real fine job out here.
Careful now. Keep this up and you'll have me out of work. Ha ha ha!
I can't believe I killed them both guys.
Sheriff, the best in the west.
You're a boss.
This blood on the front counter? Oh shit.
Ow shit.
Night-nosing.
Ask me anything friend.
okay well I don't know I mean it's him
hey who are you
Oh
My god, what? Oh
Hey, I don't think you're Clyde.
What the fuck?
I shot the monk faster than this guy.
Oh
No
All this for my fucking pack
Why
What?
Why?
Oh why?
Why this? What?
Why this all of a sudden? I hate this.
I don't like this.
Oh no, I don't like chase scenes.
I fucking hate chase scenes.
Come on, this game was so great.
Why'd you have to do a chase scene at the end?
Why'd you have to bucket up and do a chase scene?
No!
I fucking hate chase scenes!
Oh fuck!
Fuck!
Oh man! I don't like chase scenes! I don't like this!
Oh god
Anything but a fucking chasing bro, you can skip that maybe I doubt it
Oh my god, please don't grab my ass sir anything but that
Anything but that sir
This is so fucking weird. Why add a chase scene here. Oh man, wait a minute. Now I'm like
wondering what would have happened if I like, didn't call to share it. I hope we can go
Can I go back? Can I go back? Can I redo my save file?
One thing I can. Oh, okay.
Oh brother that sticks.
I guess it's the cat dies, of course the cat dies, I guess.
Yeah but...
Maybe.
Does the cat die either way?
I just don't want the cat to die.
Can't my cat stay alive?
Please.
What the fuck, hey!
Go back here!
Ow!
Wait, the mayor?
Okay, how many fucking shots does he have in that gun?
Holy shit.
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck just happened?
The shift is done, clean up any messes and head to the boss.
So wait a minute, if I, if I, okay, are you telling me that the mayor disappeared, he
disappeared 40 years ago, okay?
Okay, he committed suicide 45 years ago.
Was that what happened?
I have no idea what happened, but I am going to guess the mayor tricked you into saving
the town.
Question mark.
Was that what happened?
Am I?
Oh my god, I'm so confused.
He committed suicide 45 years ago.
Is that what really happened?
Am I reliving the past?
Was that the bite of 87?
Was it the bite of 87?
Why'd I make you stop it?
Ow.
Hold on, hold on.
Not the sheriff is all over the floor.
Bye bye.
I didn't kill, I didn't get rid of the sheriff's remains.
Alright, let's go home.
I did not make enough money for the cat. That is not good.
I think it was 80.
You make your way to the vet still shaken by your strange dreamlike encounter with a dentist the receptionist informs you that chat surgery costs have already been covered by an anonymous source
Let Clyde die in exchange for your pets life. Oh my god. I have to let him die in exchange for my pet
In the end, you saved Chat. The surgery was paid for in full, just like the email promised.
Grave decision ending.
An emotional funeral was held for the beloved sheriff of Midnight Town. Only you knew what you traded him for.
This save file has changed to post-story mode. You may continue playing endlessly. Chat will join you in all future shifts.
So it's Endless mode now?
Oh my god, we saved Chat!
Chat, you're saved!
You lived! And we only had to kill one man!
You always just had to kill one man!
Wait, there's a notice on the board.
Bob CD for the five gifted subs.
Wait, there's a notice on the way.
So is it endless?
But there's also like stuff to do that the story keeps on going.
Yeah, that's what I want to know.
What's the appeal to like continuing?
Like just making quota and making money.
Getting more items.
There's three endings.
I should have gambled more.
I should have gambled more.
Maybe I would have made more money.
I should have gambled more.
Oh my God, I see you.
Little guy hat.
Aw, now I have a little guy on me.
Maybe they will add things.
What does this say?
Fire and Ghost Parkside Plaza Parkside Plaza caught fire earlier today leaving the building badly damaged cruise flop the place for hours for a break under control
I see
So I guess you just keep on playing oh
It's that guy
It's that guy it's that guy
There's an update
No.
How many endings are there?
three endings oh my god I should just YouTube it cuz I don't I think we're
gonna have to I think we're I think if we if we tried to get the other endings
we would have to replay the whole thing already and
uh shift at midnight all endings
the true ending
I'm just gonna show you the fucking game.
People are speedrunning this shit.
What?
I got the bad ending!
No!
Is that really the bad ending?
No, tell me that.
That's the fate of every game.
I mean listen, I don't think it's the bad ending.
I think we got the good ending because the cat lived and that's the important part.
That's the important part.
And the good share of guys, now you're making me feel bad that I killed that man.
You're making me feel bad I killed that guy.
Lines chopped liver now.
I can't believe there's no video with every single ending to the game.
Why?
No one's made one.
It's all like
speedrun.
full game true ending
you have to be the first
what the heck is this
What is that? What is that intro?
What is this intro? What is this?
Like this one says it's 100% all endings.
What is this music?
I just killed him, is this my ending, okay this is the ending that I got.
What?
It's the ending that I got.
Okay.
Grave decision, that's the one I got.
True ending?
Clidding your pet bolt survive-
HOW DO YOU GET THAT ONE?
Clid dies but your pet survive-
Aw man.
Empty hole and Clid survives but your pet dies because you couldn't afford the surgery.
Fuck.
Oh my god, I'm gonna have to make money.
I think the only way you can get the true ending by saving Clyde and your pet is by
letting every doppelganger go through and making as much money as possible, and just
fighting the entity at midnight.
Just fighting the entity at the end of the shift.
Like there's no way around it.
You have to let everybody through.
Aw, this sucks.
You have to fight the entity every night.
Well, I beat the game, I don't care.
What if Gamble?
I should- I should have gambled more. I should have gambled more.
I should have gambled more. I should have gambled more. I should have gambled more.
Alas, I didn't gamble enough in my life.
Alright Mouse, you know what that means. Grab some friends and trick them into helping you getting the true ending for this game by having them as meat shields.
We said we should do a friend a friend run
We gotta do a friend run of the game
Me to meet shield me she what
You gotta do a friend run friend run of the game
They know me she's not my meat seal me she's my mate see
He's my meaty!
Don't touch her!
DO NOT TOUCH HER!
What if you let them pay then kill them?
I haven't thought about that, wait...
Would you...?
I don't know if they will count, maybe it might count though, even if you ring them up though.
I feel like, I feel like it might still count.
I don't know if that will work.
I don't know if that will work, I think that might still count.
As long as it counts as as if you let them live
gosh dumb
That's some fucked up bullshit
His cellbit still suck. I don't see someone streaming so I'm guessing he beat the game
Oh my god, I'm kind of scared should I try it? I
Feel like I was good. It's gonna make me rage
Am I am I smart enough to play this game?
Oh my god, Shadow played for 6 hours and Zelda played for 38 hours.
Huh!
It's not an easy game, I'm so scared.
I'm launching it, I'm so scared.
Does it do anything crazy, like reveal your IP address or anything?
No, okay, I'm not a VPN anyway, it doesn't matter.
Wait
I think you love the VAs.
Oh my god, this is gonna be crazy, isn't it?
Hey, I'm gonna put it on a cordless window.
What happened to me?
Why do I look like this?
What the fuck?
Why did it do- Oh my god, why did the game do this to my VTub studio? What the fuck?
Hello?
Oh my god!
what the heck that was so strange
I don't know I don't know what I'm getting into with this this is kind of
weird. It's kinda weird. As most of Ghosts now might as well be.
Browser and files?
GPU acceleration?
Wait, am I going to go online for real?
For real or is it like a fake online?
Do you go on the internet for real or is it fake?
No?
It's fake.
Fake online.
Who is here?
Whoa!
Who are these people?
Like what is this?
What is Tanner's crime scene?
Dead internet theory.
You don't know.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
You don't know? I don't know anything, okay?
I didn't play one or two. Should I play one or two first? People tell me I don't have to.
I've been made a whole mural file just to play this game.
Same as normal, please.
Tanner's crime scene is a model viewer, you'll get context, that's it.
You don't have to, but they were fun.
The one is far easier and you can understand a bit.
Why are you staring at me? Who is that?
Don't worry about him.
Okay, well, I'm not doing permadeath, I'm sorry.
Why does he look like?
You're Simon Zhao, a degenerate gambler working the night shift at a rundown motel.
To feed your addiction you borrowed money from the wrong person and now it's time to
collect.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Son, come to the front door.
I gotta talk to you. Come on.
Wait, what?
What the heck?
Alright, I'm putting the papers underneath the door.
Hey, so what the fuck? Are you my dad?
You didn't give me any rent for the past three months.
So you got two of them.
Either come up with some-
Shit, I gotta get to work.
...port that on those documents, or a marshal comes by,
throws you out, and then I finally get to rent this place
and somebody who will pay every month.
Oh, shit.
If you didn't catch all that, read it on your own time, idiot.
Damn, what the fuck? I'm sorry, man.
I gotta go to court? What do I do?
76! I'm not in my house. Turn that shit down.
Ooh, hold on.
I'm not in my house, bro. Put that down. It's hot in here.
Why do- This is such a weird picture.
What the heck?
Do people think this looks sexy?
That's weird
Maybe I mean look see this is sexy
But that's like oh
No, I don't know how I feel about that
Bills bills pass do
My bathroom is gross and disgusting. Eww, I live like this!
Oh!
Please.
I can't believe I live like this.
Do you guys have to pick this shit up?
Pick up.
Oh.
Pick that up.
Wait, can I see it?
Just a letter from my dickhead landlord telling me I'm getting evicted.
Don't have time to read it right now.
Man, my landlord, what a dickhead.
Anyway, flashlight.
Why do I need a flashlight?
Flashlight?
Where's my dickhead?
Where's my job at?
Hello?
Uh...
Oh.
Excuse me?
Guys, where's my flashlight?
I can't, I don't know where it is.
They want a rage grade. Oh!
Let's get the fuck out of here.
If I close my eyes you can't see me.
Oh, just kidding. I waited too long.
Whoa!
Is that me?
Nice jacket bro.
We need to talk, boy.
Why does everybody want to talk to me?
I work at a motel?
I didn't have to say that jacket had the biggest zippers I've ever fucking seen.
This game is hard.
I might rage quit and be like,
Let's play the first game guys leader.
I'm gonna go back to power world.
What happened?
Hello Simon.
What the fuck?
It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us.
Right now would normally be the point where I'd do something rash.
Instead, as luck would have it, an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I.
He looks like Diglett.
Tonight at the motel will be a bit different.
See, I entered you into a little competition kicking off in about 30 minutes.
What?
Once it starts, your job will be to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have been scattered.
What?
He looks like Digly.
There's a lot of people playing with it.
He's not good at this stuff.
Okay.
That's cheating!
No.
way acting up. The organizers wouldn't like that one bit. You don't know me. You don't know what
I'm capable of. One winner loses, die. Keep your wits about you, focus up, and you could win this
thing. What better prize is there than staying alive? Staying alive. Look at the computer. I
I hired someone to give you a couple tips and get the ball roll.
Computer!
Uh, computer!
Shut me off!
You just gotta let them-
Who's pulling this card out?
Hey, nobody's gonna-
Shut up, eh!
Fuck.
They just left.
Employees only.
You guys suck, you know that?
Don't fuck it, hold the bathroom.
This is where I pee.
Can I pee? No?
Bad game design doesn't let me pee.
Oh my god, hell fuck no, I have to hide?
For what?
Oh, no!
You come afraid of you assholes?
I have the biggest zippers on my jacket. You know what that means? I have a big cock.
I'm afraid of anything.
I don't fuck with me well I could just go in the rooms
someone in the name potato is that what that means biggest zippers in the
business the biggest wiener in the business
This game fucking hates OBS. Holy shit.
Oh my god. Hold on, I'm gonna have to adjust the settings I think.
This game absolutely hates OBS.
It does not like it.
It got me.
It got me bruh.
Yeah, I gotta lower the settings.
Fuckin' first.
Um...
Put it on.
Full screen.
I hate that.
Full screen, and then we'll put it on borderless window.
Oh my god, the FPS limit was unlimited.
Are you fucking crazy?
Holy shit, you're fucking nuts, bro.
I think this is fine now.
Okay.
Okay, I'll explain everything.
Sorry.
We have to do that all over again?
Oh no.
Oh brother!
No!
I don't want to hear that guy talk to me again!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Oh, I could have skipped it!
Let's skip it again.
Alright, love my flashlight.
We found out that we're...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Stop trapping me behind.
Who's this say?
Public safety advisory.
The department has received a sharp increase
in reports of violent crime in this area
over the past several weeks.
These incidents have included assaults and robberies,
some of which have occurred in broad daylight.
Residents are strongly advised
to remain vigilant at all times.
Mm.
If you witness any suspicious activity
individuals behaving aggressively, do not intervene and secure yourself in a safe location
called 911 immediately.
Chief of Police, Corey Johnson.
Simon!
I saw this and I want you to see this.
See now me.
See now me getting that panic button installed wasn't such a bad idea after all.
Huh.
If you ever feel that you're in danger from someone coming in, press and hold the red
button.
Love, Chris.
You shit.
What does this say?
You shit
What does this say?
Attention business owner if power is lost resetting the main pack. Oh my god. Oh god the power is gonna go out and I have to fix it
All right, so this is my job I work at a motel or not or maybe they just trap me here
Missing? Is this my computer? My PC? Panic button?
She's so unaware? She doesn't love me. Hi, I'm Ronald, the Game Master for tonight.
courtesy of it's an anime girl oh my god courtesy of your friend Wade I'll be
offering a bit of help Bert mesh mesh is a program where you need to install
without it you won't be able to get onto the dark net shadow fetch will be your
way to download instructions and general help documents I'd use it if I were you
Wait, is that me? Is that me? And I? She don't love me?
Pussy Slayer 99, Vertmesh, Shadowfetch. What are you fucking talking about? How do I get those programs? Wait, am I Pussy Slayer 99?
Wait, who's Pussy Slayer 99?
Wait, am I Pussy Slayer 99?
Open dark drop to download the vert mesh and shadow fetch.
Oh wait, that's right, Wade did tell me you have a gambling problem.
Oh, I am Pussy Slayer 99.
And you probably have no DOS coin.
Here is some DOS coin to get you started.
Wait, he gave me 100 DOS coins.
So what do I do now?
Wow, I'm Pussy Slayer 99.
I'm slaying pushy.
Uh-oh.
I don't think I was supposed to turn that off.
Oops.
Uh...
Gulp.
How I turned on computer.
Well, I guess that's it for me.
Oh, I turned it back on.
Computer?
Uh oh.
Where's my messages?
Oh, quick chat.
Uh...
Network status.
Whoa, what the fuck is this, babe?
Guys,
I'll have you know, I'm a computer genius.
Oh, open up,
I'm gonna be a computer genius.
Oh, I'm gonna be a computer genius.
I'm gonna be a computer genius.
I'm gonna be a computer genius.
computer genius oh oops I moved this back it notes app pussy slayer 99 oh I
guess I have to write notes here don't have to be smart dark drop wait it's 910
in the game. Big hate. What does this mean? What's all this stuff?
Oh!
What the fuck was that?
What's that noise?
Did you guys hear that?
Bro, I'm not going crazy. Did you not hear that? Somebody came in here. Somebody opened
the door.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Somebody came in.
Somebody open the door!
Somebody open the door!
Fuck him!
What the f-?
Oh my god, the door is my biggest.
Oh my god, the door is my biggest enemy.
Is there a monster?
Okay, well, I'm gonna go back on the computer computer
Guys, I don't understand this
What's marimba? Whoa? Oh?
No, this is bad. I should not do that
Oh after I have to download wait he said Burt mesh
And then he said, Shadow Fetch.
Oh no, I only have 50 YOLO YEN, YOLO YEN, and 50 DOS COIN.
I installed it, and then I have to get Shadow Fetch.
Why is everything money? Why can't it be free programs? Why can't I just pirate-
I just look in Torrentine or some shit.
Take this fetch link file.
What's this?
ACRS. Install on chat with strangers.
Ooh, they got chat?
Sec cam, dare dash, backdoor hack, well there's so many different programs but I'm
kind of broke so maybe I shouldn't. Take this fetch link file and put it into
shadow fetch to download a file onto your desktop. It will break down how
VergeMess works or you can open a VergeMess and try to figure it out
yourself. Through VergeMess, hack, mount and then enter a computer and once you
get that done switch over to this desktop and I'll share a link to a wiki page
has all types of websites on it if what I'm saying doesn't make sense download
and look at that document from the fetch link above oh my god oh my god
yeah
oh my god
Why am I losing? I thought I was a winner. Why am I losing? Why am I f**king losing?
Why do I keep losing? What happened? I thought when you gambled you were supposed to win.
What?
What?
I lost all my money.
Oh my God.
That's so fucked up.
What the fuck?
What the fuck do you mean?
They can't do that to me.
Yes.
I can't believe they're doing that to me.
They can't do that to me.
Hey, what does this mean? Backdoor hacks?
Enter the flesh? Okay, so I did it. So what happens now?
Oh, it's on my desktop. PDF.
This is very small. How do I...
The text is so small! How do I read this?
Uh, VRT Mesh is your path onto the dark net.
Hacking a computer here allows you to remotely access the dark net web.
Controls?
Oh yeah, control scroll.
Wait, does it work just?
It doesn't work, guys!
It's fake!
After opening VRT Mesh and network, web will expand before you go.
All unlocked.
Nope.
Uh, computer?
Why Wi-Fi gone?
How I fix Wi-Fi?
Where is the Wi-Fi?
Where is that Wi-Fi?
Where is that Wi-Fi?
Where is that Wi-Fi?
Why wouldn't they keep it outside?
Why wouldn't they keep the Wi-Fi inside safe and sound inside?
Ah!
Well, I mean, how do I protect myself against anything, right?
Who is here?
Oh, is this it?
Oh.
What the fuck?
Well, how do I fix this?
Tell us, Blaine!
What?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Well, where is it?
Over here?
Who is here?
Who is here?
Who is here?
Eileen?
This way.
What the fuck?
What do you mean this way?
Uh huh.
Stop doing that.
I don't like this.
He's watching.
Who's he?
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
Eileen.
E.
Erion.
Oh god.
Stop.
It said stop.
It's stink.
Does that mean the internet's back?
It seems hearty.
Why is it locked?
Why can't I unlock it?
It seems like wait, why is it still red?
What's
The it's still red to the office and one one one two
Hmm
Shaking
Let's go find the box I guess.
This one's green.
This one's green.
This one's green.
This is not it.
Oh, here it is.
Bixen it.
Okay, we tried plugging it back in, plugging it in, turning it off and plugging it back
out and on, off again please.
Is that it?
Are they all fixed now?
Listen, whoever did that, you're a fucking asshole, you know that?
I don't appreciate it.
I was on the computer.
I don't do that to you when you're on the computer.
Shit.
How the fuck around with your c-
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHH!
A hack!
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Oh, oops.
Okay.
I got money!
Yeah! Fuck off, asshole.
Did you lock the door?
Send me a message.
Bitstriker?
A fucking course you have a backdoor managed to get lucky. Go fuck yourself. You go fuck yourself, bro.
You go fuck yourself, buddy.
How about you fuck yourself, buddy?
Green doors?
Oh, this door.
Smart!
Hey, Mousy. The other day my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick,
but I passed her a glue stick by mistake. She still isn't talking to me.
Uh-oh.
Go.
What the fuck do I do now?
Okay, so, uh, hacking, blah blah blah, inject, or, I don't know...
I can't read this shit.
There's too much reading. I don't need to read this.
What am I supposed to do now?
These are all the computers I can hack into?
Doesn't want to read in a reading game.
HOT!
Uh-oh.
Oh.
I guess you should have read the instructions.
I guess you should have read the instructions.
I should have read the instructions.
I don't get out of here.
No, but look, the red is going down, so it looks like I'll get the PC back.
How do I get out of this one?
How do I get out of here and go to another program?
Put the green- Oh.
An exit.
Okay, okay, I'll read the instructions!
Never mind, maybe I won't read the instructions!
God damn it!
Maybe I won't fucking read the instructions after all.
You've gotta be kidding me!
I have to go back outside?
This stinks.
Well, not that I know that the thing is here.
I don't have to walk all the way around.
What?
Uh oh.
What now?
Look!
This is so scary.
Why is it so scary?
Why is it so scary?
I'm literally just a guy.
I'm literally just a guy.
I'm literally just a guy.
I'm literally just a guy.
Why are assassins coming for me?
I didn't do anything.
Alright.
Okay, it may look like I got jump-scared by a tree, but that's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
Alright, is everything fine? Okay, it's fine. It's fine now.
What am I going to get computer time huh?
The fuck I ever...
I need a fucking...
I need a fucking hidey-a-shward of God.
It's not...
It wasn't opening.
It's not...it wasn't opening.
Finally, computer time!
Phew!
Okay, let's read the fucking instructions.
Okay, you open it, all unlock nodes can be clicked with left mouse button and hacked
to gain remote access to another computer.
With inject R you will be presented a flow grid like this.
A successful inject R injection requires a path from the marked start.
On the top of the marked goal, on the bottom, each step along the path must alternate between
tile colors, and at some point pass through every highlighted tile along the way. What?
I see. His tile can be clicked left mouse button to change his flow direction,
click the same tile multiple times to cycle through flow directions up, right, down, left.
Mistakes in your created path will cause failure. However, you're only temporary locked
out of the targeted computer. Once hacked, clicking the computer again will offer options to mount
or mine. Mount used for darknet web browsing on mount will restore mounting token.
Mine, used to passively mine cryptocurrency on mine does not return mining token.
After clicking mount a token is consumed and the short mounting process begins,
once complete you can click the now mounted computer again to enter and use it for browsing
a dark net. Hmm. Available mount and mine tokens can be seen in the top right. I only have two.
Well, I think I only had two.
Mount multiple computers and swap between the mutiny to avoid losing access to one by overstaying
your connection. While using a mounted computer, you can return to your main desktop or vert mesh
using the bottom right taskbar buttons. Hovering over either will tell you their purpose.
Ritching to your main desktop does not disconnect you from Mounted Computer.
If you want to exit Redmich, completely click the central circle twice.
Okay?
Okay.
I see.
What's this?
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not touching you again.
We'll try again.
Okay, so I have to go to...
So what do I have to go?
You can kill me with your own.
You can kill me with your own.
I'm not sure.
Uh.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Why am I so dumb?
I did it.
Enter.
What the- whoa!
Anonymous node network browser
Oh my god
Well, I think I got a finished a tutorial
holy shit bro what the fuck hold on i'll stop rads hold up
oh my god i can't believe anybody killed me like that
What the fuck?
Let's just be a lesson to all of you guys.
Don't get involved in shit like this.
You see this?
You get involved in shit like this.
This is what happens.
You can't use a fucking computer.
You got a guy coming.
Look at the stab you in the chest.
And his name is Cleetus.
Do you really want to get stabbed by somebody named Cleo?
I can't believe it.
He wants his drugs, how am I supposed to get it to him?
I don't understand.
He was pretty rude.
We were on computer time and it was our time to use a computer and he fucking stabbed
Does.
Crazy.
Is my time on the computer?
Is my time on the computer?
Leave me alone!
She wanted a mousey sandwich.
Hey browser resolution makes the text bigger?
Asshole.
Oh my god, I have to start all over from the beginning.
What? I have all my money!
Okay, I got the money.
I'm gonna open Dark Drop.
Buy these two things at the same time. This time, I'm gonna be smart.
But what if?
But what if?
Are there checkpoints to this game?
Please tell me yes.
If I lose it all!
But I don't know!
No no no no no no no!
Oh, yeah, we won okay, uh
Now I have to get Shadow Fedge
and take this, copy.
Now I'm gonna get this.
Okay, and then we'll open it and pretend like we read it.
Oh my God, I'm so smart.
Now we open this.
Oh, it's totally different computers now.
Uh.
I'm so smart.
I mean, they don't have a cool background, um, here, if you're still connected to that
computer I'd urge you to disconnect from it.
connected to a hacked computer will eventually lock you out of it permanently. Oh, how do I disconnect?
Uh,
being connected to a hacked computer will eventually lock you out of it permanently from here.
The easiest way to disconnect will be opening a vert mesh through the app icon,
then double-clicking the circle in the center of the screen to exit it. Later on, you'll be better
off switching between multiple computers to avoid permanent lockouts. This is the first wiki page.
Put that link into ANN to access a bunch of different darknet websites.
Okay, it is very important to know what you're looking for. I downloaded a guide onto your
desktop which breaks that down. I'd highly recommend checking that out before you go
onto the dark net. I reached out to some people who will contact you soon in Crip Chat with
more information, but unlike me, they'll charge you for it. OddDrew has information
on Hax you'll face. Goggin has information on the people who will be trying to kill you
tonight. What?! Holy shit! Shout on, Vintomer! Thank you for the rage, shout on.
I hope you had a good stream.
Thanks, Grandpa.
After you've collected and then decrypted all eight keys, send me the master key which
decrypted key placed in order by its index number assembled together as a single key
to beat tonight's game.
You have to 4am tonight to beat the game, but let's be real, you are more than likely
dead as fuck.
LOL, good luck.
Wow, thanks guys.
If you want information on the hacks, you'll need to counterpay me $5 dollars coin and
I'll link you a file you can download off Shadowfetch.
Okay, access to the darknail website scanned through wikipay, what the fuck?
You have to cover all eight keys.
The keys can be hidden in plain sight.
What?
Some keys can be hidden inside an element on the page!
And some are hidden in the web pages source code!
After you've found the key, make sure it's copied
an index and key hash IE.
Oh God.
Only both parts for it to be decrypted by an agent
found in a CRS chatroom.
Oh my God.
While searching for keys, you may encounter
Fetched URLs, these URLs direct to video files which ACRS users have interest in buying.
So save them if you come across them.
Oh my god.
Gawkin, I know who's coming for you tonight.
Pay me $10, Dollscoin, and I'll link a file.
You can download off Shadowfetch that'll give you a fighting chance.
Wait!
Should I even listen to these people?
He wants $5!
He wants $10!
$10
I feel like this is a scam
They give actual info
Maybe I should give him money
Oh, what? Okay, he knows who's trying to kill me. He's gonna link me a file. What the fuck is that gonna do?
Which is he want ten dollars?
Pussy Slayer 99 is sending you ten dollars. Here's the link.
Put that in shadow fetch and now on your file, I'm outta here.
Oh god.
Oh my god, I gotta pay 5 coins to download this shit?
Oh, everything is money! Nothing is free!
What happens to the internet? The internet's supposed to be free!
Where is the file, Threats?
A couple appears, this couple appears seemingly out of thin air.
Preferring the dark, they are often together and demand you follow their rules.
Their poise will decide your next move.
If you see from left to right, the shorter woman, then the taller man, gets somewhat
close when shining a flashlight at them before turning away completely, count exactly to
ten, but immediately turn back around to where they previously were. See from- oh my god,
what?- see from left to right the taller man and the shorter woman, do nearly the same
as above, but count exactly to five. Observing prey is something they both individually enjoy.
Find yourself alone with either one and you must follow similar rules, but no longer need
to count to ten. Count exact, once you're close by, only look away. After waiting a moment
disappeared. Darkness brought... how do you... there's only one way to be on this
tweaker's good sentence by giving him what he crazed the most, meth. Once you
pick up, don't worry about finding him. He'll sniff you out when he's hungry for
another hit. Just have a go.
Oh my god, there's so many things. Everybody's trying to kill me today.
Okay, wait, I have to look at this website, where is it?
The wiggly page.
Oh my God.
Hello, I need to go online.
How do I get missed?
Oh my god.
They spoke in ash and carved in bone, their tracer drowned beneath the stone, no light remains,
where silence fed, only the names of the earth calls dead.
How do I buy mess off the dark web?
Uh oh.
I can't connect.
It don't let me.
Well, I can't go to any of the pages.
Why is this so slow?
Don't you have fiber internet?
What's going on there?
You there.
ASCII Art Arrangement
guys why is this so
here at alphabetical order so scroll down to find meth
Mama brugellio
Wraith can.
Whoa. Mama says helpful hands with the first sliced pound cake by Mama Brigilio.
This is a, this is a, a, a recipe.
What the fuck?
Is this going to have anything in here?
I'm going to show you how to make a pumpkin!
I swear, I heard something.
Uh, liquor stream?
What the fuck?
Some of the websites work, some of them don't work.
Did you see Deadpool at the con?
Mouse, did you see Deadpool at the con?
There was a Deadpool that came to my booth.
Hmm
The worst game to play blind I
Don't need glasses. I'm fine
I'm fine, bro
Get the phone ring ring
Was it Deadpool Grey?
No.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Congratulations, you're today's lucky winner.
I have?
I won? What did I win?
I would like to know what I won.
Tell me where I won.
Ryan was at the con? He was at...
Anime? What? What do you mean?
Oh, San Diego Comic-Con. Yeah, I was there. I'm just a Vtuber.
He crashed a doomsday panel. Oh.
Bro, uh...
Well, fuck.
God damn it.
Guys.
Wow.
A boba.
Wow!
Bye!
You.
Wait, there's a yellow.
What that mean?
Can I still use the internet, even with the yellow?
I think I can.
I still have internet.
I shouldn't stay here too long.
I shouldn't stay here too long, they're gonna get me.
Still for me.
Oh, lab monkey, Merce, marketplace of pharmaceutical drugs, still in the testing phase.
Maybe he might have meth.
I can't pronounce any of these drugs.
Was that his?
Nitro-Banon-Deciliteronobanum
Panbide
Gamma-Troll-Ban
I'm Shrek!
Aw...
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Here, so mean.
The two terms of magnitude and of direction must we refer to all our conceptions of form.
What?
Oh?
What the fuck does that mean?
Let's type it?
Oh.
Oh
Holy shit. Oh my god
But wonder something looks sad playing this
I don't want to hear that sad play dance!
Ahh!
Security cameras, uh, clever- Expand your mind with a clever key.
Could this be?
Proper ways of butchering a human body!
Wow!
Ugh!
Wally vision.
Spiritual travelers, you're safe here, you're home.
Let me welcome you to the final level of your inner being.
What the fuck?
What am I purchasing?
The velvet road is the path you deem it's necessary to take.
Make sure you're going over every line to find a key.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm trying to find a key.
I'm trying to find a key.
I'm just telling me to purchase now.
And I can't help but listen.
And I think I want to buy it, but I don't know what I'm buying.
But I think I have to.
Oh, maybe the pictures?
I feel like I have to do it.
Oh.
Maybe that will wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
the fact that the fact that the key could be in the source code is diabolical, bro
my god, fuck me, diabolical, diabolical, diabolical, diabolical, diabolical, diabolical, diabolical
fuck you guys
Maybe the one outside, isn't it?
Oh!
Oh?
Oh, so it's random?
I see.
It's random every time.
What was that?
Did you hear that?
I heard that shit. I heard that. Somebody's in here. I heard a creak.
You might want to check through some empty hotel rooms for white bags.
Wait, what?
There's stuff in the rooms?
Where's my seat?
Oh my God, I'm scared shit out of me.
Okay, well the killings are random, okay.
There's drugs in the room, oh my god.
Whoa, looks like we're going outside.
I'm sorry I screamed in your ear like that.
That genuinely terrified me.
Holy shit man, you need to work out.
What the fuck?
You can't briskly walk?
Can't briskly walk?
Sir?
Excuse me?
Anything good in here?
Good and good.
I can't crouch and I can't jump.
Do you know how it makes me feel game?
I live in a world where I can't crouch or jump.
Why must I be restricted in such a way?
Oof, terrifying.
Oh, key.
What room is that?
This key locks up motel room doors and unlocks doors.
Locks in unlocks doors.
It will happen soon.
What?
What will happen soon?
Oh, shut up man.
Why are you like this?
Shut up man, why you like this?
Hey, why you like this, bro?
Enjoy the next 24 hours, I swear that I shall end.
What?
Is somebody gonna jump out of there?
What?
What the?
I literally just opened that.
Out of order.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Out of order sorry. This room is out of order?
What do you mean the room is out of order?
What the fuck?
Is it out of order too?
Mouse I would look out for a van. It means someone out to get you.
Don't say that there's a van out there.
How come...
What's this?
Cranked.
Band energy drink that claims to amplify your physical capabilities.
Ever heard stories of people having sudden heart attacks after consuming these drinks?
Well maybe I should just drink it.
What's this?
Low dosage prescription, great anxiety medication.
Taking everything in the pill bottle will calm my nerves.
There's somebody in there.
So what? So what? So what? Come on over little piggy. I got your drugs for you. Don't you
want to have a little taste? Why don't you come over here and show me your little piggy
Tell me I'll give it a nice little rub and give it some math. How about that?
You like that? Turn over for me.
Oh, there you are boo. Oh, oh.
I don't like that, I do not like what I just heard.
Can I use this?
Oh fuck me.
Well, I have math now, so it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Oh.
Give me money!
Give me money.
Give me money.
I want to know, then I'm going to do this.
Wh- what the fuck!
I was just downloading!
You know what that does to the computer?
I'm not doing this to your computer.
I'm not doing this to you.
I'm not doing this to your computer.
My downloads up!
I just started. I just fucking started.
I just fucking started.
No, no, no, no, I was gambling and I was downloading.
I should have left the power breaker room from the outside. I wish I cut it.
Did it download my shit? Oh, it did.
Okay. So, downloaded it.
I did it. And now I have to do this.
There's a key on your desk.
No way.
There is?
Oh my god, wait.
Wait, what?
What's this?
It unlocks the employee back doors. What? Employee back doors? What do you mean?
But it's already!
What?
It was already.
But it was already!
It's used for locking the green door behind you, whoa.
You my freakin' balls.
Yeah, but I did this...
Wait, is there a second lock to the door?
it's already locked oh from the outside I see
Yeah, but you know what? At least this time I have meth and that guy's not gonna kill me.
Three.
We did it!
I have this meth. I have this meth. I have this meth. I have this meth. I have it.
Ugh, I don't like this.
Yup.
Okay, uh, blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah. Here's your first WikiPage, blah blah blah blah.
Okay, where are you sending me now?
Oh, it's the same thing.
Oh yeah, hold on.
I didn't think about that, let me move right here.
Uh, drug marketplace.
Wait, some of these things are,
some of these things are not the same.
They're not the same ones as the other ones.
Whoa, X to C, 20 milligrams for X to C!
Hydromorphone, morphone, five ML,
speed, 30 grams of a bottle!
Heroin 8 grams a bottle?
Mary Juana
Whoa
Hey, wait a minute, I don't want no cocaine.
Hey, hi-order THC by Potin Marihuana.
How tell me?
Oh, I got a message, didn't I?
Uh...
Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da-da!
I forgot what the keys look like.
If you see a key, tell me. And tell me the answer.
No?
Fuck you.
There'll be a number than a series of characters. Oh, like one space.
Uh, well, there's a thing here, uh, avoid this place, the hall, doomsday, prophecy site-driven
individual with a lust for fires or exposure to the population, what?
I'll give you that credit as I have this met in my pocket!
Black waves, brows on through,
some naps decay, specter hub,
family challenge show where you,
the viewer can help decide their fate, shelter?
Ring ring, get the phone.
Oh shit, the ring ring phone's still there.
My back room, short friend cryptid said,
oh maybe my back room?
Whoa, what the fuck?
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Well fuck!
Oh my god I jump scared myself with my own out of breathness.
Jesus Christ bro stop gambling and go to the gym
If I locked the door, how the fuck did he get in here?
If I locked the door how the fuck did he get in here?
What did he do?
Pick the lock?
The front door fucked me.
What do you think he jumped over?
back to this shit
tanner is coming
ay yo fuck tanner
let's go back to shelter cause i couldn't see
a fuck camera and folk shelter and folk my family back room you're whatever
folk
uh just subscription and time where is this Johnson family release three
thousand six hundred thirteen minutes remain
What?
The Johnson family's locked away in a remote location and filmed via one wide lens camera previous day footage is shared
Wait, this is like crazy. What the fuck?
Events they're gonna be filming in 14 days
At the subscribe to see it all there is challenge to amputate rain figure for
2200 minutes to be removed from the timer what the fuck is this this is
crazy
I don't want to like and subscribe this is as crazy
That is too crazy!
Where's my back room?
I'm not gonna like and subscribe to see a man chop off his fingers and watch his family get tortured.
What's wrong with you people?
Uh...
I am here, where are you?
you
well what the fuck well if any if there's gonna be any code it has to be here
Hello?
What the fuck wait what is huh?
Uh...
What is this one?
AHH!
Destroy the red one? Oh...
I see.
If only there was instructions- I'm sorry, there were no instructions for that type of hack, okay?
I'm the decode binary you're kidding.
You're kidding that I have to decode this shit. You're absolutely kidding.
Ain't no fucking way.
I can't, but it will be too long.
Are we kidding?
There's one page that I'll go to have for you.
What the fuck?
Am I stupid?
Hey, I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm dumb.
I think I'm dumb, guys.
I think I'm dumb.
Maybe I should just quit and just play Power World.
What the fuck?
The mind cannot be unseen, transcended, and...
Man documentary filmed by an American scientist Peter Locke, who switched loyalty. Oh my god.
A handheld video recording made by a child filming herself killing her parents. What is this?
Wait, there has to be a code here.
There's no code here.
The second page.
Is this how the dark web looks?
This ugly.
Yes, how do you know?
I don't look for you, Noah!
Nurse maid.
Movie based on a real person employed to take care of patients in a New England asylum
but secretly abused them?
Oh my god, that's horrible.
Purchase the collection!
I do not want to do that.
You hear that?
You guys don't hear that?
I think somebody's breathing.
Stop!
Is this just me breathing?
I was like, sometimes we audio and also you might be getting tattered.
What the trimei treats?
Homegrown treats at an affordable price point.
Available in smells or solids.
I don't want to try your treat.
I really don't.
Well, there's nothing here.
I want to. Do you want to try a treat?
What's the purpose of viewing the code sometimes?
Oh you son of a fucking bitch! Son of a bitch I fucking...
Why?
Iron Bow!
Why? Why a power claw a third time?
est
right
Oh my god.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please,
Mom, stop turning the power off, please.
Stop fucking.
Did you hear that?
Stop fucking with me.
Did the internet open?
Oh my god.
They fucked with my internet!
You can't fuck with the girl's internet and get away with it.
They were like multiple ones that were fucked up.
La la la la la.
I'm not disturbed.
I'm a lot of scared myself.
I'm a lot of scared myself.
How come there's so many internet boxes for each room?
I don't know, but it's like you would expect a place like...
If they had all those internet boxes, holy shit, the internet must be fucking fast, but it's not.
How often does this game save?
Like...
... drops?
Every in-game hour?
Why are you turning on a computer?
Sitting down.
Oh my god, it's 9.59.
You couldn't die at 9.59, Shoro.
Shut up.
No, I'm not.
It's 10 p.m.
I made it one hour.
Was I looking at?
I am here?
Oh, some apps decay.
What time does he come?
I don't know.
I don't know what time it comes.
Hey, don't show up to ten.
Always ten.
You can see how far the other contestants are. Oh my God.
I want to see.
Where can I see it?
How come?
How come they're doing so much better than me?
I thought I was the best.
How come they're doing so much better than me?
How come they're doing so much better than me?
Yeah, at least none of them have keys.
They've been so busy getting game coins
They have not at the time to get keys and that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna come up from behind surprise them all and and and and do my best
Get all the keys
Oh man
What?
That's something small you need to transport or want to escape legal scrutiny or superficial
patterns get all you need in one place and find the right transporter for you
male one cavity female two cavities I'm gonna what the fuck oh my god what I'm
I'm sorry
Is this the type of people and what they're available to ship up their butts?
Oh my god
I wanna go apeshit
Who keeps turning off the lights?
Why?
Why light keep getting turned off?
Why you do this to me?
Stop turning off light.
I'm turning off.
Okay, internet's fine.
You do a little trolling chat, are you the one turning off the light?
Stop.
Oh, but...
The creed is showing up any second.
Well, I have met on me, so...
You can't complain.
I brought him his shit.
It's not for a lot too obvious it's Dracula flow.
He's coming.
What the fuck bro?
Why am I not smart?
Why am I not smart?
Why don't I have like the strength of a million smart people?
That's the strength of a million smart people in my brain.
How come I don't have the intelligence of the most intelligent person on earth?
AHHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Oh yeah!
Maybe, maybe, maybe I...
Hello?
Hello?
Is she...
Is she...
Oh, what am I doing?
Is she...
Is she...
Is she...
Is she...
Is she...
Is she...
Oh, that's innocent.
Oh, I have to recharge this banter.
Oh, you guys are so smart.
You're smarter than me.
You're smarter than me!
Need to read the instructions.
I don't need to read.
Me? Read?
Or what?
Or what?
Ask more.
What if like you guys could download
your smart into me?
I just put my finger in my computer, and I can download all the intelligence from everybody in chat.
And then I'm smart, and I have your smart in my brain.
There's nothing but the n61903769-69! 69! 69! 69! 69! Do not break the nine! What?!
Black waters hold the ground from us.
We will get our dumbness to fchh! Stay on the ground, we'll fly to the night
Bring the wind, you two will burn. What the fuck?
Who is he giving me to?
Huh!
Wait, what if this is it?
Life was a gift you wasted.
Howlerless to the inevitable.
Transitional...
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
11-10-9?
Surely.
Ooooooh!
Ha!
Brother, there's nothing here!
Oh!
Oh, I'm so stupid!
My brain!
Oh!
Father Donald, creepy old guy with some crazy ideas.
Are we going to watch a guy jerk off on the dark web?
Nope.
Nope. Or not.
I thought we were fine love, you don't have to be alone.
Oh, dating website?
AHHHHHHHHH!
Where's my shit?
You don't have to kill me now. I got your shit.
Lucky day for you. Oh
My god, holy shit
Holy fuck
Is that sauce for sale to help you keep your household safe
where's my shit up your ass yeah couldn't you just ask couldn't be like
Okay, do you got some moth?
And then you're like, mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
This website is done, though.
The Warp Gallery.
Image board for disturbing and graphic artwork?
Well, whatever, bro!
Surely he doesn't want me- oh no, do you think he needs more meth?
How much does he need?
How much meth is too much meth?
You have got to be fucking kidding me, bro.
You have got to be kidding me, like...
Bro, you have got to be fucking kidding me.
This is mirror the lights play out more often.
i think they are
i like to see you try to get in here
and that's what i fucking thought
Wait a minute, what the fuck?
It just stopped raining all of a sudden?
Hello?
Check the dumpster? You can check the dumpster?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Can you like let me go on night in peace bro?
Stop interrupting me.
I don't like it!
I should be mining bitcoin.
Pch.
The other lady from...
AHHHHHHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
AHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHHH!
OVERDOSE?!
WHAT?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERDOSE?
OH GOD!
Oh my god, it's ten.
How do you stop yourself from overdosing?
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god!
What the fuck is this key anyway?
I gotta buy the thing from the guy and read it.
Oh wait, I forgot
Now you can go back to the main menu and check what's this Tanner stuff this game has to offer
Oh god!
What the fuck?
I HATE THIS GAME!
Where's this guy?
X?
Assassins?
Just a fuck-up bitch-triker.
E.S.
Where's he wantin?
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, no wonder Selva was sad playing this bro. Holy shit.
Oh boy, I hope nobody comes and kills me while I'm downloading this file. Jesus, that would be such a shame.
Oh.
Truly ashamed truly travesty.
Oh!
Okay.
Uh, noir, tenor.
Uh, you're his next victim,
but be thankful he likes to play.
Always secure the area you're in
because if there's an easy way, you he'll take it.
At times, acknowledging his presence
can be enough to ruin his fun.
Use what you have around to look him in the eyes
and remove any dreams of ambush he may have had.
A clip at your desk is a panic button.
Pressing it will lock the front side
into a shut stopping anyone from entering.
That is if you hit the button in time.
Tucker, one of Wade's boys, oh, this is the swinging guy.
The thrill of the hunt gets him going.
Be that luring his prey to a trapper,
Setting the place off to see some scramble for safety listen close when you're heading out to do repairs with your back turned
There may be someone over your shoulder here strange noise
It's best to stay still for a moment before carrying on this boy isn't all quiet though from time to time
You may hear an old tune when heard caution is out the window and time is ticking search the motels a lot
To find a door with the ace of spades playing card and then enter make it inside before the night turns quiet again
And you'll survive what?
Lucas, all the players in the game have an assigned Hitman standing by waiting for the
call to kill them.
This one is yours.
You won't know when the Hitman is called upon to secure yourself before the time comes.
A trained killer is stealthy, sticking to the shadows, and staying silent in the most
cases.
Little will tell you he's closing in on the SuperPair.
If you notice in disguise where you're playing from, turn off lights, keep doors locked and
locate a place you can hide inside.
That anxiety, cause the mission of yours will make staying silent a challenge.
I have anxiety!
The kidnapper!
Uh, train, Trafficker knows of your location and has been instructed to capture the opportunity
arises while he's parked nearby.
So this is part of his, so keep your back doors locked if heading outside.
Take a good look at the surrounding street for his white van.
Oh shit, that's what you said chat.
Look for the white van.
See it and you'll have to wait for him to drive off, using your eyes alone will often
not be enough to spot his vehicle's position.
Secure yourself early, or question every time you walk outdoors.
The breather, a troubled maniac man, may wait around for your dead, dropped package location.
If he appears runaway, back towards an area with others, their presence, even if only
as soon will be enough for him to give up chase wait so which one's the fucking
doctor which one's the guy that overdosed me
Oh, so Tanner's a doctor?
Oh my god!
I already forgot everything, you and me both.
You have to hold the sliding door shut so he passes.
The slide sound cue of a bush rustling when you are at the PC and you have to sit on the panic button.
Oh my god! What?
How would that even sound like? Just a bush rustling?
I thought I heard something.
AHH!
Oh my god, I swear I thought I heard something.
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing now.
No!
Aw man.
Oh brother!
Yes, thanks!
oh brother thanks I can't connect now what the heck what happened oh this is
something else oops wrong thing I forgot I forgot to change links was it
What was this?
She doesn't love me.
She don't love me!
She doesn't love me!
Hey, what the fuck?
Watcha be this shit?
Watcha be in here and watch?
God damn it!
God damn it!
What the heck am I looking at?
Oh my god!
Get me outta here!
content. I was blown away. I didn't see a code anywhere so-
AHHHHH!
What does that mean?
Hello all, you can stop the hack. Easy 2.8-3.
Hold on on the PC, bruh.
Bro, this game?
My fucking...
Oh my god, did I lose that computer forever now?
My heart hurts.
Oh my God.
My heart.
I'm going crazy.
Can I come in here?
There's a nice background.
Uh...
The War Gallery.
I've gone through so many things and I still haven't found it.
It truly is a trial and error game.
I don't know how many more jumpscares I could take though.
I heard it!
Ah! You son of a bitch! Fuck off!
Oh my god, I fucking heard it.
Oh
Holy shit
This asshole I
Heard I heard the bush somebody said that it was gonna be like a bush moving outside. Oh my god, Jesus
We are the sons and daughters of a little gorilla, our beloved mother.
Mother your interest sacrifices in these locations.
Become family by bringing living blood.
Contact us for information before delivering a sacrifice to any of the above locations.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Help! Help! Every fucking dog! Help!
Oh my god.
Pfft! AHH!
it's had me out bro what the fuck it's had double accident it's gonna share me holy
shit what the fuck? Jesus Christ!
What can I hate?
Become family.
You click on the dude's eye, I've been clicking, I can't click shit.
Oh, this is a lot. That's scary.
You are not using a mechanic that is necessary to win. It is possible to use one of the mountain
pieces to crypto I should be crypto mining instead of actually looking for
shit shouldn't I
god dammit
uncle thank you so much for the read, happy to grace to read, thank you for the read
alright rune, help, help, help I don't like this, help, help, help
452 people are watching this!
If you see something you better tell me if you see something you better freaking tell
me. Come on, help me! You like backseating me? Just do it, tall! I should just mind you and I.
What if I just get out of here?
I'm gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna mind cryptocurrency.
Unmount?
No, unmount, look.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Here.
There we go.
Now!
Oh.
Ah, fuck.
Smart.
I have two, so...
I'm mounting.
Well, now I'm at a fucking rate, so...
I don't care.
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
What the fuck?
You can do this.
What does this mean?
Goodbye.
What the fuck does this mean?
I have to find a what?
A gun?
Oh my god!
Uuugh!
Oh my god!
What?!
Oh, god... well...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What the fuck? I just looked at your website dude, like why are you getting mad?
You should be happier getting traffic to your site.
Excuse me.
traffic to your site. Excuse me.
Oh my god. Wait, wait, that's another guy.
That's another guy. Who is it? What does he do? What does he do? I forgot.
Oh my god.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god, what the fuck?
The stairs are getting away!
AHHHHHHHH
Gah
I'm going to fucking go a shit, bro, oh my god, this game makes me want to freaking punch
people.
This game makes me want to punch people.
We're gonna focus the internet.
That's the meth talking?
Mm-hmm
Oh
Oh my god
no fuck fuck fuck me son of a bitch he's out there isn't he
What the fuck do I do?
Oh my god this game is so hard. Holy shit they were not fucking getting.
Okay. I need to...
listen.
Oh
My god
What was it?
Left.
That is so...
It's so subtle.
What the fuck is this?
What?
Hey, hey, hey!
Why don't you go and eat kaka?
Go ahead.
After you.
Go ahead, after fucking you!
Alright, well...
Alright, because we'll go for you!
We'll go for fucking you, okay? Go for you!
We'll go for you!
The end of New York,
a doomsday prophecy site.
I drank cocoa.
Well, yeah, you drank cocoa?
Well, good for you too.
Anyone beat it twice?
Anyone who says that is a freaking liar.
You sure- oh, I know.
I beat a 67 times, shut up, liar.
6-7.
Oh my god, this is the butthole cavity site.
Oh god, this is the butthole cavity site. Jesus Christ.
I wanna look at this butthole site. Not the butthole site.
What's on Heaven I playin'?
Guys, there has to be something.
Life was a gift you wasted, you don't have to tell me twice bitch.
You don't have to fuckin' tell me twice.
Pack number 67, lip skin is the same as the cockahole.
We all know that.
It's the same type of skin.
Your butt and your lips.
Okay, well maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Was it something that I said?
Was it something I said?
Oh
Oh
But it's fine. It's fine. Listen. Listen, it's okay because look, I'm mining crypto.
I may not be as good as Morbid Mist or CBC guy, but you know what? At least I'm trying
You're my best.
Oh.
Let me in!
Let me in!
Backdoor hack too that's how you get money for beating a hack. What is backdoor hack?
I'll try it
Backdoor hack is the cavity website
There's a bunch of interesting things.
are and you learn so much. You open the back door wall, there back. As we've
literally looked at every website, and there's no code.
Upgrades to the internet speed, you're fucking joking.
I've literally gone to all the websites.
Maybe the unable to connect screen is the code.
You know I showed up.
I guess I'm gonna fucking click on the bomb maker and now he's gonna send me a fucking
bomb and I'm gonna run and get the fucking bomb and find a way to disarm the fucking
bomb and he's gonna fucking ruin my life and try to fucking kill me.
You just gotta fucking kill me!
Where's my shit?
Oh my god, I almost choked.
I'm my saliva.
Hey, you please not touch my butt!
Oh!
OH MY GOD!
AHH!
Holy fucking shit, bro!
It just, it just, it just, it just never ends.
It never ends, does it?
It never ends.
You gotta be fucking-
Oh my god!
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
Holy shit, how is it that I got affected by all three-
Oh my god, bro.
You have gotta be fucking shitting me, bro.
There is no fucking way.
Oh my god.
There's no fucking way
Yeah, I'm a carry me does some high-cord is all gameplay
Yes, I'm fucking dying
Alright, one more time, one more time, one more time, if I die I'll sick.
I'm gonna lose it, I'm gonna lose it!
I'm gonna shit myself.
Aren't we all dying?
We all died.
I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, don't say yourself, you're too sexy.
Sorry, why did I agree to play this?
It's so hard.
Eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh.
Oh my god, he was right behind me.
It's right behind me!
It was right behind me!
Backdoor hack.
I can kill you!
What?
What is this one?
I don't say it didn't read.
Shut up.
Why bother?
Why bother?
Why Bops in the middle?
Oh.
I didn't read.
I didn't read!
Hey, how do I eat?
Locked us at- oh yeah, this fucking- the door.
I feel like- I feel like this is a mean shit.
I feel like I can fucking lock the door anyway I want and just never- it doesn't matter.
Who's this player 99 gave me?
Who's this player 99 out?
What is her name?
That's my name.
Uh-huh, x, oh my god.
Uh, okay, the typing one.
Meme, the allocator, meme, the allocator.
you can present it with a block of memory like this using a void red sections of
memory by directing left right or skip oh I see oh god shift seek okay we learn
how to do this one which is this one stack pusher all you have to push the
things into the middle I got this one quick
Ugh.
Cut this one quick, cause I'm a smore.
I'm a smart, I'm a smart, I'm a smart girl.
I'm getting money, and that's all that matters.
Oh
Oh my god.
Help!
She's never hacking the back door.
I don't know how to do it.
Wait, hold on.
Unless you practice in a dog, does it waste time?
Where is it?
He says I have to lasso 4 in.
Guys, I'm gonna die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to call a bomb guy. Where is he?
Yo.
Oh shit, I gotta take my mans.
You are never safe.
Come guy, blow my dick off!
Stop breaking the bomb, major!
Why not?
Why can't I click on him?
Fuck that guy.
Fuck him.
Oh, computer!
Contact the bomb guy.
Tell him to put a bomb in Chad's balls.
I feel like when I feel like this is where it is, but I don't think so
Oh
For any positive
Yo, anybody know what part of the game she's on?
Um, the beginning because I'm only one hour in and I keep fucking buying?
Cause I suck?
Yes!
And I've been playing this game for how long already?
I should just fucking quit while I'm still ahead.
Oh my kidding.
I'm not smart.
I'll never be a hacker.
I'll never be smart.
But you know what?
I'm smart enough to never get myself in that situation to begin with.
So there!
guys we're just gonna play seven nights with Vroomby
you're street smart
oh my you don't understand how many horror games I have on the back like
I've been taking, you know, it's been hard and I haven't streamed a lot and we've been busy so I am so behind on everything
Welcome to the game one and two are more scary
Are they
Oh shit, I have both of them too.
I should play the first and second ones and then play this one.
If I won the first one's easier.
The second one is the hardest.
What makes the second one so hard?
Part 3 of the tutorial, shut up!
My girl, that is me!
Okay, I have an idea.
Well, I'm taking my medicine. I have this idea. Tell me if it's stupid, okay?
Come close.
I have an idea for a stream that I want to do soon I want to I want to play through the
entirety and beat Diner Dash.
I don't think that the original Diner Dash is available anymore, but there is a version
on Steam. Dagger Dash Hometown Hero which I think it's basically the same thing. It
has mostly negative reviews. The process don't happen and proceeds to tell that joke. I want
What the heck? What?
Listen, I just really want to- I want to beat Diner Dash. I've never beaten it.
I beat Plants vs. Zombies. I was like, bro, if I could beat Plants vs. Zombies, why can't I fucking beat Diner Dash?
Why can't I fucking beat Diner Dash? You know what I mean?
No, no, not dino dash, diner dash!
Is the original somewhere like on a website or something?
People say the game keeps crashing in the Steam version.
Never buy this game.
This game keeps on crashing at the baseball stadium level.
I've just always wanted to be diner bash I feel like I can do it
Club Penguin Speed Run!
HAHAHAHA
Club Penguin!
Uhhh...
I gotta finish Metro, I have to finish Prey.
I got System Shock, because I wanna play System Shock.
Uhhh...
I don't know if you guys heard mecha chameleon is like hacked and you shouldn't play it
There was like malware on mecha chameleon
So until they fix that shit. I am not playing mechak chameleon
Somebody put fucking malware on the on the maps
Is it fine now? Did they fix it? Yay
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Diner Dash is on GameFools.com. What's GameFools?
Yeah, it was the custom maps, not the original game.
But everybody uses custom maps, so people are like worried.
Oh my god, I just saw Miki messaging me at 4am.
She was like, I just woke up.
Oh shit, sorry I missed it.
Oh yeah, Fields of Mystery comes out August 5th.
Oh yeah, there's a new Tails Beyond the Tomb that came out.
Oh shit, I forgot about that.
I forgot there was a new Tails Beyond the Tomb that came out.
It has very positive reviews, psychological horror, anthology, and spout about disturbing
real life cases and no witnesses, a simple road trip turns into a brutal fight for survival
when two sisters cross paths with a ruthless serial killer stalking the highways at night.
Hey, how long would it take me to beat this?
It was one person who put it on a workshop map and last time I heard we do not know what
the malware was doing, but it was gathering something from PCs. The map was put up and
taken down before anyone could realize what was happening. But, with anything, this is
more of an issue with Steam Workshop mods being vulnerable, than the game itself being
vulnerable.
Oh, yeah, PhotoMalley too.
Uh, I looked into that game too.
PhotoMalley.
Uh, have you ever played Killer Frequency?
I think I did.
I did play Killer Frequency, I did.
Uh, uh, PhotoMalley.
I have Foto Mallee.
I have Foto Mallee.
I have Tales from Beyond the Tomb.
Oh yeah, I got Mole too.
I have to tell you all the games that I bought.
Hold up.
Sorry, I'm still taking my meds. Sorry.
I got...
7 9th with Broomby. I got Cafe Arcadia, Foghorn's Drown, Moldrise,
I got nothing down there, I got Forensics Crime Scene Detective, I got Welcome to the
Game 3, I got this game called Deada, I got the Ramen Shop, I got Boxes, I got Dim Haven,
I got don't sleep with the fish. Oh don't sleep with the fishes. I want to play on tea
This is the fishing game
How much can you collect before the ship goes under and it's overwhelmingly positive
I got don't sleep with the fishes. I got this because I saw case will play and I was like well
this was a fun I got I bought fear and hunger to termina because I want to play fear and hunger to
Ah soon I got idols of ash. I got Abe. I got last shift gas station. I
Got corn. I got redacted the safe house. I
Got they see you. I got zombucha. I got control knuckling back. I got
Tales from beyond the tomb I got mole
You're geeking what? Why? I'm walking in the fucking with you please. Oh my god. I wanna play fair and hunger too so bad
I played the first one and I only got one ending and kind of like you didn't play you didn't get multiple endings
I'm like bro. I got one ending and I'm happy with the ending that I got shut the fuck up
The second one is amazing. I want to play it because I saw Hime play it. I was watching
Hime play it the other day. And I was like, shit.
And then, I have Insomnia chapter 1.
Man, I have a lot of horror games.
I'm still behind.
Anyway, I'm done.
Sorry, it took a little bit.
I need a break. This game is killing me.
This game is killing me. This game is going to kill me. It's going to be the death of me!
I'm going to go back and I'm going to play the first game since everybody says the first game is easier.
And then I'll work my way up and then I'll be a pro and I'll be the best player of this game forever in the life.
And I'll be the greatest and I'll speed run it and everybody be like, wow, Mouse, you're the smartest.
It's the smartest gamer I've ever met in my life, and I'm big, yeah, I am the smartest gamer you've ever met in your life
What can I say? I'm the best gamer. You'll never meet a gamer that's better than me because I'm the best
But you didn't oh I didn't check Tanner's crime. What the fuck? Let me look at it. Hold on
Fuck is Tanner's crime scene anyway?
You piqued my interest
It's a cool game if you get into it.
I can get into it, however, uh, getting jumpscared every 5 seconds isn't my-
You know what game used to do that to me?
Uh, there was this one game that came out a long time ago that I had to stop playing
because it was just jump scare after jump scare after jump scare it was
Madison do you guys remember when I played Madison and I had to stop playing
Madison Madison jump scared me so much that it started giving me heart it started
giving me pain like I started getting chest pain because of how many jump
scares the game was giving me and I had to stop
oh I could change his outfit oh my god you can get a fucking cat costume for him
stop what the fuck you could get a fuck
Oh my god, that's just lovely.
Boys.
All right, boy, you're looking at me, brah.
Why you don't look up, buddy, look down?
Why you don't look up but it looks down?
It's not gonna suck itself.
It looks like a young Gorgon Ramsey.
What the fuck?
I see, so...
You can get him a fucking...
Oh my god, he can be a furry he can wear a bathing suit
That's crazy wait, I like the maid costume
I like the maid outfit the maid outfit is cute
Made outfit is so cute
We'll make them dressed like a maid. It's $1.99!
It's just $1.99!
Wow, that's a steal! A steal, I tell ya! A steal!
Were you impressed by how fast my typing is?
I have nimble fingers, you know.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Will person in sleep soon, but I'm not
Where's the uh, this one here too, I'm sorry I won't sleep, I was a fool.
No witnesses, tails from beyond the tomb, you better be good at swear to god, it's mostly
positive. So...
Eugh!
Music
Whoa.
Music
He's in two.
Oh, when it is.
Ha!
Oh, he's scared.
He's so loud.
Ah!
That's the volume?
I didn't do anything!
What the fuck?
AHHHH!
Uh, welcome to the first episode of the second season of Tales Beyond the Cale.
An episodic horror series that dives into real and chilling stories.
Starting a new game will erase all previous progress you wish-
I-
This is the-
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Aw...
This game is a work of fiction, based on real events, sure, okay, any resemblance to people
And our place is purely a lense event.
Wait, this was based on reality? No.
What?
What the fuck is happening?
Oh my god!
Um...
I'm crawling! I'm crawling!
Guys, guys, this does not change the volume at all.
This doesn't change the volume.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Okay, wait. Oh, okay, wait.
I have to hit a sign.
See, it sounds better now.
Looks better.
Let's get out of here.
Ahh!
What happened to me?
Sure!
Uh-oh.
I'm something to open the padlock, okay?
I don't believe in these, like, oh, a hundred percent based on a true story.
I'm gonna write a story, and I'm gonna send it in. See if they choose my story.
What kind of story should I write?
A slasher?
A ghost story?
A creepy poster?
Not being able to read to self-ask way to life.
You see the school driver? I'm gonna shove it up your butt.
Oh no!
What the hell is going on?
What?
Stop it!
Oh, God!
I'm free!
Free, I tell ya!
I'm free-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee!
Oh
My god
Yeah!
That man watching!
There's a bald spot!
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
from Tate's House?
That's pretty cool.
Hey, what's up girls?
You need a hand?
What? No? Uh, no.
No, thank you.
Uh, hi. We hit some kind of pothole back there.
Two flat tires. I don't think you can help.
And you two? You plan on staying here alone?
Damn right. We're cool, strong girls. We don't need it.
It's a small town just up ahead. If you want, we could drop you off there.
Thank you so much. We've been stuck here for over an hour.
Oh my god, thanks guys.
Ashley, I don't know if it's a good idea to leave the car out here.
Like, why?
We'll just go into town and ask somebody to come get the car.
Or, we stay here and wait for morning.
No, don't stay away from morning? What the fuck?
Oh, oh yeah, cause that sounds way, way safer.
Little nowhere. That's black. No signal. Great plan.
Yeah, he's got a point. This road's dead at night. You might be waiting a loooong time.
Well, yeah, we've been waiting all night.
We really don't have many options.
And we don't even know you guys.
Okay, but like...
Guys, don't- why don't we have cell phones? What year is this?
That's fair.
Names John. We're just passing through. No trouble.
Okay John. I'm Matt.
Hi Matt. Justin. The charming one.
What are you, a fucking boy band?
Dot dot dot dot dot.
I'm Ashley and this is my sister Amber. Yeah.
Look, we're heading to that town anyways. Five minutes, maybe less.
You can stay somewhere safe and call for help in the morning.
Guys, this is the- is this the- wait.
I know I've heard this before.
Oh my god, guys!
This is the same comp- this is the same- oh my god.
These are the people that made Poop Killer.
Of course! Of course! Of course!
And the car?
And the car?
Well, still gonna be here.
Blessed decides to grow legs and walk away.
What?
Not helping.
Amber?
We've been here for over an hour.
Yeah Amber, stop!
Stop being a stupid bitch Amber and just accept the help.
Fine, we go to the town, that's it.
That's it, let's get moving.
Why Amber gotta be like that?
It's always fucking amber brother.
Oh shit, am I-
You take the lead. I'll scout ahead, okay?
Come on, my home! Let's go!
Now we're a group of brains.
Come on, we're falling behind.
Hold on to me, yes, lady.
I've never ridden a motorcycle before.
And I've never had a radio on my home.
Oh, shit.
Yee-haw! Woo!
Check it out! You like my bike, baby?
Let's turn the radio on.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I can go wheelie.
Hang on tight ember baby.
Haha!
Oka.
Check out this scenic route.
Drive here all the time, I know where I'm going.
Oh shit!
Uh, you didn't see that.
What do you guys think about a self-driving motorcycle?
I don't trust any self-driving vehicle ever in my life.
What am I doing? I'm driving! Hello!
I'm driving!
Hello?
Good way to become a meat crayon.
See look, we found it, we made it!
See?
Don't need to worry, we're here.
Wait, uh...
Is this where we're supposed to be?
Motel?
It's a motel.
Is this where we're supposed to be?
Motel?
It just said follow the road.
Oh.
Hey.
Ugh, great. Stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Bro, all you do is complain. I don't like that.
Just don't complain.
about that what's up bro
and we'll tell us what's his health
where's everybody standing around oh oh sweet home oh sweet home thanks guys I
think we're safer here you should talk to the guy at the gas station maybe he
the guy is smoking at a gas station come on Ashley let's do this thanks for the
ride thanks for a ride man up to the gas station attendant
I'm trusty guys
especially not you mister smoking at a gas station this whole place smells like
cow shit hey hey hey it's the smell of nature be a little less honest oh
Balloon!
There's a guy snoring.
Hungry baby!
What the fuck?
Yo, that's poop!
Hey, am I supposed to eat poop? Oh, never mind, don't eat poop.
Eat some? Okay. Okay, don't eat baby, but don't eat poop!
No.
Cupcake? Burger? Burger? Burger?
Oh, I can't eat that. It's supposed to poop.
Okay. No, no, no, I didn't want to eat the poop.
I didn't want to eat the poop.
Okay.
Pizza? Pizza?
Okay.
Time for this.
Not poop.
Pizza?
No!
Oh, you can eat the baby bottle?
I thought you could it.
I guess I could.
It's a baby bottle.
No poop.
No rat.
Hey, can you eat the rat?
Okay, okay.
Pizza?
Pizza?
Double pizzas?
No, no, no, no.
I don't want to eat the poop.
I got 4,000!
a
a
a
a
a
No!
I'm going to kill myself.
What is my existence?
Hey, what about your rat?
Oh, never mind.
Can you rat?
Hey, what about your rat?
Oh, never mind.
Can you rat?
Hey, what about your rat?
Oh, never mind.
Can you rat?
You play snake game.
Listen I'm just a lot, I just want to eat you.
I just don't want to eat poop okay?
WHAAAA!
Oh fuck me.
Oh shit!
Oh.
Guys, I'm...
I'm stuck.
The game is clean, sir, I can't get out!
HAH!
HAH!
NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
No, don't tell me I have to do this all over again!
Oh no, don't tell me that!
What a shitty bug!
I broke it!
I broke the game.
I'm hitting escape and it doesn't go.
What shitty look.
Oh.
Oh my god, if I have to start over...
I better not. Oh my god, Unsafe Dino may be lost.
No! No! Do you think it auto-saved?
No! No! No!
Why do I always- I always do this.
Help us save the gas station.
The beginning of the nightmare.
Wait, was there... was there a continue? Fuck!
I didn't see it. I'm so dumb. I wasn't paying attention.
Uh-oh. Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to do it all over again.
Ah!
Oh my god!
It's gonna start with the king!
I'm gonna kill you!
My condolences, bro. That's okay. Speedruns.
That's fine. Speedruns, speedruns, speedruns.
Speedrun!
Speedrun!
Speedrun!
E-crawl!
So much problems with it if you play in Power World.
Oh brother, this guy stinks!
Fine.
Fine, we run.
You hear sex?
Is that what sex sounds like to you?
Is that what's next sounds like to you?
I can tell you've never had it.
Son of a bitch.
Gabby outta here!
I'm not going to pick this.
I'm gonna have to go to sleep.
That is the mouth.
What?
A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
OH SHIT!
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du!
Hail from beyond the poops!
Chew.
Whoa!
Oh my God!
Have you ever had like your heart like, fluttered jump?
Let me think.
Nah, I just did it.
Am I okay?
All the time?
We're gonna be fluttered jumping together.
It's telling you to end the game?
Well look at all those fucking jump scares.
Those are all those fucking jump scares I had, bro.
Hey, what's up girls?
Uh, hi.
We hit some kind of bottle back there.
I don't think you can go.
You too.
This is a small town just up ahead.
If you want, we could drop you off there.
Thank you so much.
We've been stuck here for over an hour.
Ashley, I don't know if it's a good idea to leave the car right here.
We'll just go into town and ask somebody to come get the car
We stay here and oh, oh, yeah, that's not so way way safer little nowhere. Yeah, he's got a point
You might be winning we really don't have many options, and we don't even know you guys
Name's John. We're just passing through. I'm Justin Justin. I'm Ashley and where's is my sister ever?
We're into that town anyways five minutes maybe less
You can stay somewhere safe and cough with help and the cough well still gonna be less of the size to grow legs and walk away
We've been here for over an hour. I really don't want to stay here on lights. We go to the town. That's it. Let's
Hey, go you see speedrun
Just you take the lead I'll scow the hand
What are you guys like?
Deary, get on the fucking motorcycle and don't ask questions.
Let's go.
Yeah, something like that.
Come on, we're falling behind.
Just take it easy on that thing.
I've never ridden a motorcycle before.
Well, now is the first time and you're gonna love it.
It'll be like walking a park.
Except you're driving through a park.
Eehaw!
EEEEHOO!
Driving, driving, driving, driving on a motorcycle down the road.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
What happens if I hit a tree?
Let's find out!
What happens if I hit a...
ahhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhh
Oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no
Oh no why did I do this?
Why did I do this?
What did I do to this?
Oh, no. Okay. That's not too bad.
I thought it was gonna take me back to Crawling, holy shit.
Well, now you know what happens if we crash!
Goodbye!
Thank you for answering my question. You're welcome.
AHHHHHH!
I did not mean to do that.
That was no accident.
All the things said, all the things said, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head, runnin' through my head.
...and this is not enough...
...to sing!
Who accidentally fell? What the fuck?
Oni-ma-riiiit!
Eerie! Thank you so much for the readout and a great stream!
Hello! Hello everybody!
Did you have a good stream?
Did you have a good stream?
Did you have a good stream?
Hope you have fun!
Hello!
Hello everybody, it's me, Iron Mouse.
How many likes on my mom's house?
Uh...
Bark! Bark!
Pfft!
The Goonie Mark?
Amp...
Trill.
Pfft!
Well, ha!
Home sweet home.
Home sweet home.
Thanks, guys. I think we're safe from here.
Hello, everybody. We're playing Tales From Beyond The Tomb.
You should talk to the guy at the gas station.
I did not restart this game two times.
Come on, Ashley. Let's do this.
And...
Missing thumb read?
Wait, what?
Your thumb is missing? What happened?
Oh, you're too sexy.
You're too sexy.
Bam!
Mamam into the wrist!
Oh, please, smells like cow shit.
I said...
Get over it.
Could it be a little less on us?
Oh wait, am I the blonde girl?
Aw man, she cut herself.
No!
I hope you're okay!
Knock knock!
Ah!
Oh my god, there's a guy.
I'm just sleeping there. What's this?
Need to call Jimmy on Thursday. More cigarettes, Malzorl and Reeds.
Two more cases of whiskey, beef jerky dog food. Folks around here drink more than they eat.
I see.
All the things you said, all the things you said, runnin' through my hair, runnin' through-
It was about a week ago. Oh my God! I hope your thumb is okay!
Fingersome.
Fingersome.
Hey!
Wait the fuck up.
Wait the fuck up.
I'm sorry, pizza.
Man, I want pizza so bad.
Sir?
Hello?
I want a Panic 2.
I want Panic 2.
Panic?
Did you just fart?
Oh! Evening!
Evening!
Hi, uh, we had some trouble on the road.
Two flat tires.
Hmm.
Oh.
That's uh...
Is there a mechanic nearby? Or a tow service?
Yeah, do you have a tow service or much like that?
this time of night. Oh. I can take a look at it, but not till morning. Oh. Well. Morning?
Morning? What? earliest. And how long would it take to fix the car?
I'd say maybe you die maybe more what the fuck a day well what's wrong with the
car you really need that car yeah mister it's not going nowhere can you like call
uber or something please like you like make a phone call call uber help us is
Is there anywhere we can stay?
The motel in town here is full.
But there's another one down the road.
How does he know that the motel down the road is full?
That is, if it's still open.
Right.
Thank you.
Wait, we just had two flat tires.
I thought it was engine trouble.
what people can't help mm-hmm look at the employee of the month oh my god I
like her backpack it's so cute
why is the poop killer thing behind them bro the poop killer a classic what is
this for anyway well I hope you call Jimmy on Thursday can you like not get
out of my way
I guess I talked to you.
So uh...
Uh...
We're stuck.
Huh.
That bad.
Yeah.
No mechanicals so morning.
And even then, it might take a day or more.
Damn.
Bam, we're gonna miss it
What are you gonna miss this what hmm a concert we're going to a concert what like country or something
No, it's a death metal band. No
cannibal guitar
You're a monster!
You're kidding.
I predicted it.
Seriously?
My cousin's in that band.
You two?
I didn't see that coming at all.
What's that supposed to mean?
Yeah, we can't let death metal, what's wrong with you?
Nothing, nothing.
I just... I didn't expect the taste.
That's where we headed.
What?
Really?
Wait, really?
Yeah, if you want, you can come with us.
Brr, this is suspicious spot.
Oh my god!
What? You believe that shit?
Amber?
We don't even know them. They could be psychopaths.
Uh, we're still right here.
Well, you could be a second back.
Look, we just don't want to bother you guys.
We're going there anyways. Doesn't change anything for us.
What? Is John throwing his book back on it?
Ray, he's like sticking it straight out.
He's showing you.
Please, we can't miss this.
We go straight there.
Yeah, straight there.
get home what the fuck thank you seriously you only live once yes oh my
god this girl's gonna die
there's a girl going down yeah you only live once
not the YOLO
Holy shit.
Keep dancing, little cat.
What the fuck?
Wait, did we go to the concert, or did we go to the fucking motel?
Why are we going here?
Uh...
Well, we better spend the night here.
What?
We'll take the road early tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
What?
Excuse me?
I'm not sure you're all one of these guys.
We literally just met.
You destroyed that room, man. I can still smell it to this day.
Is he talking to you like take a shit in the room, what the fuck?
Guys, sorry to interrupt your moment, but I just want to take a hot shower.
Why does she have to talk with that?
This place looks like something out of a horror movie, but if there's all water, I'm in.
Wow.
Yeah, we don't come around here much, but I'm sure anything's better than that dark road.
I'll see if I can get us some rooms
Amber you coming
Okay, can you like get a room for me and the girl by ourselves and you guys get your own room?
Did I ever tell you guys you make a lovely couple?
What oh my god?
What the fuck?
This needs to stop now. Oh
Let's just go already
We literally just met this person. He is a stranger. What the fuck? I
Can't believe you said that
I hope you die first.
Bro, I can't believe that.
Ew.
What's this?
Trash cart?
Another game?
Man, I'm not going to just in case it folks up again.
I won't.
Oh no.
room for rent missing person missing person missing person missing person
hey
up to the hotel recently was there a fucking cockroach lying you left your pussy out here
Hello?
WHAAAA?
Good evening.
What brings you to the middle of nowhere?
What is that accent?
We're just passing through, looking for a place to stay tonight.
Ah, that's nice.
Troubling the road?
No destination.
Why are his eyes like that?
shit are you a couple no no i need a room for me and my sister please so three rooms in total
we'll be leaving early tomorrow three rooms all right let's see what we have available oh my god
God is fucking freeze!
Where is he going?
For the latest, room 106. It's our best room.
We get the best room? Thanks!
Room 102 and 104, for you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you. How does he know it's you guys? He doesn't know who's outside.
If you need anything, just let me know.
Thanks, man.
Come on. I said we could all use some rest.
Give me my fucking key.
Fucking em loot his face, bro.
I know, right?
Do we not have to leave with the posse?
Do we not have to pay anything?
anything like we kind of just are here for free what's happening here
pay with your organs
It's not the best room.
It's shit.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Just look at that bed.
I mean, what are you-
It's like these sheets have never been changed.
Ew.
I can already tell this is going to be quite an adventure.
This is not an adventure. This is torture.
What matters is tomorrow we'll be at the Cannibal Guitar Concert! Yeah!
Oh my god, I hate to see what the other rooms look like.
The things I do for you.
I know you love me.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
Just don't take too long. I wanna shower too.
I know you love me.
Look at the dirty ass bed.
I know you love me.
You're not the people.
They're like a light here?
Like what the fuck?
I know you, yum!
I know you, yum!
Yeah.
Hmm. Maybe some TV.
Maybe some TV.
What the fuck?
Uh, I think...
Streaming
What
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Oh my god, it's Poop Killer!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn.
Someone was peeking through the window.
I'm trying to watch the Poop Killer in peace.
of
I feel like he's even see me.
What the fuck?
I'm serious, he was just standing at the window stand-
If I tell you there's somebody scary inside, believe me.
Maxis, you just couldn't resist your love.
What the fuck?
Hey, you'll fuck this guy.
You know what? I'm gonna go outside and take a look.
Did you go outside?
No!
Actually, that's a good idea.
No! Don't go outside! Don't go outside!
Oh my god, I can't believe she's going outside the dumbass bitch!
You dumb broad!
They are brilliant.
They are instructable.
They don't face anything.
You dumb broad! You dumb female!
Ha!
The Legend Hunters.
The Legend Hunters.
Oh my god, wait!
We played that game!
The one where we were in the cabin and shit.
That one was fun.
That was good one.
I mean, but I could, I won't.
I sold us from the vending machine.
Alright, just one more now.
Just one more now, let me announce to everybody what I'm doing, so everybody knows exactly
what I'm doing right now.
AHHHH!
Oh my god, I almost shit myself.
You scared me.
What the fuck is wrong with him?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
Ugh. You don't make much noise when you walk, huh?
Hmm.
Why are you talking then?
Alright.
I'll hit you with this damn sword, motherfucker.
So, I was thinking...
What?
Are you alone?
If you need a ride.
I'm with my friends.
I'm not alone.
Hmm, friends.
What the fuck?
Where are you headed?
None of your business.
Look, I need to go now.
I will beat the shit out of you with these two cans.
And by two cans I mean these soda cans, not my cans, cans.
Hey, what room are we in?
Call now and get our book of light.
We're only 37.95.
The first 100 wires will open.
God, it's a fight.
I'm fucking watching you!
Don't you dare!
Oh my god, is that his truck?
Breath. Get in your fucking truck. And get the fuck out of here.
Watch me.
Yeah, I will fucking deal.
I can't believe I got locked down.
NOOOOOOO!
Oh god, he's gone.
Maybe the guy at the front desk has a spare key.
Now to watch Poop Killer from the window.
Find a way to get into the room.
Why am I so dumb?
Get inside the truck.
Or drive away on the motorcycle.
motorcycle. Hello? Hello? I don't know how to ring the bell if I have two cans in each
If I have one can and you can, how do I ring the bell?
With my cans.
Oh my god.
Suspic question in Highway 9 tragedy.
Hello? Where is this guy? Is there no light here? I don't know the fucking light bro!
Yeah, this should work.
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
Run!
Oh no.
Oh no.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help! Help!
Ah, S-
AHHHHH!
Amber?
Oh, no.
Oh, bitch.
Oh, no.
Oh my god the toilet's so close to the fucking bathroom!
I don't have a reflection! AHHHHH!
Night naked?
Oh, no, it killed Earth.
Sis, where'd you go?
Oh no.
Oh no, he took her.
She's in the truck.
Am I naked?
Potato!
What do I do?
Oh no, he took her.
I was never going to the concert.
Where did I go?
Wait, what room is where the guy is in?
Do you remember?
A five.
One a one. One a two. One a four.
One a two.
Three.
Fun fact, back when some games were too new to render mirrors correctly, some games did
a little trick by duplicating the level and the character, but in reverse on the opposite
side of the mirror.
Oh wow.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
Help! Somebody help! They took my sister! They took her! They took her!
They took her to the soda in the ground! Her cans!
Help!
Oh no.
Help, my sister.
My sister.
She's been taken.
What the?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What the?
What do we do now?
My sister!
Please, my sister!
What do I do?
I will find someone I guess.
You've got the bed all to yourself, whoop, guess I'm going to go to sleep now.
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Amber!
Why'd he do that?
EEEEERRRR!
I don't know. I was taking a shower. I heard a noise. And when it came out, she was gone.
Well, she has a leg tattoo.
Okay, look. She can't have gone far. We'll find her.
We'll find her.
The hillbillie didn't see none. He was sleeping. Said he only saw that truck leave.
No, no, the truck.
We're gonna call the police!
He's calling the police, but he said it'll take hours for them to get out here.
Ah, the police.
And since when did they ever solve anything?
like since forever like that's why the police exist to solve crimes if something happens to her
i well maybe in this in this part of the woods they're not good police we're gonna find her
Justin, you're coming with me. We're going after that truck.
Hey! Listen!
Okay!
Maybe the police are good here.
John, you stay here with her. Someone needs to be here when the police arrives.
Well, maybe we should just call like...
Yeah, we should call Batman.
Just be careful. You know how the locals around these parts can be a little crazy.
Well, post it on Reddit. I'm sure somebody will saw it.
Go to your motorcycle.
Oh, I'm the guy now.
I'm gonna go save the day.
Well, first, dumb skinny.
Where is she, Rachel?
Rachel!
Let's hit the road.
Hello, no!
I
Well, no
What the fuck?
Oh no!
Where am I?
Wait a minute, I swear I've seen this before.
I swear we played another game where we were in something like this.
I swore we played another game where we were in something like this, and it was this type
of game.
It was this game.
It was like in another story.
I think he drugged me.
Escape from captivity, how?
What? What the fuck is this?
Who said work massage? I swear to God.
Hello?
Uh...
What?
What's going on?
What's going on?
My god!
My god!
Oh my god, oh my god you guys!
Ew, that's somebody's fucking head!
Oh my god, what is this, homo-loans?
Oh my god, guys.
This was from another game.
Where's the girl in the other cage?
What game was it?
I think it was like Route 86 or some shit.
The farmhouse one, yeah!
We were in a farmhouse and we were in a cage
and there was a girl in the cage.
Where's the girl in the other cage?
I can't open it with the crowbar.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh shit.
Okay, so.
Maybe?
I think this was a farmhouse one.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
maybe it was art massage hi one one one
Uh...
Let's see shit.
Come on here.
Uh...
Uh...
Oops! Okay this one's
three.
The triangle what the fuck
Oh there's another thing there
It's like a symbol.
Well, shit.
A symbol.
One three!
One three!
All is made in no seasoning.
What does this mean?
There's something on the wall next to me.
Lightbulb.
Lightbulb.
The triangle. The life of a triangle.
8
1
3 8
Open the oh I can open this cave
Oh, the floor. Sorry. Let's see. What the fuck?
Ew.
Oh
Oh, oh shit
Okay, triangle is one
That's eight that symbols five the I is seven the V is two
So two plus one is three so three
It was seven three eight
or 735 7 for the first one
the first one is 7 and leg are ok there we go
so that's 7
leg was this one so 3
and then arm was this one
So five
Seven
Three five
Seven
Three five
Yay
I miss you all, you set traps everywhere.
Uh oh.
My leg.
Ha!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
Uh oh.
Ah dammit!
She just said!
Ah!
Um, I think I stepped into a trap. Sorry guys. Oopsies.
Oopsies, I stepped into a trap.
Okay, uh, look down, both.
I stepped into a trap. If only I had a puppy flashlight.
There's a bear trap there.
What the fuck is this?
I got trapped here.
Oh my god, I can't fucking see.
How am I going to see this fucking bear trap?
Oh, there's a bear trap there.
there's one there shit man
oh careful this here
Okay, well at least there's light here, thank goodness.
Is it this way?
Um guys?
There's no way out of here.
Well no shit, you got kidnapped, girl.
He scattered bear traps across the floor.
Sansa was caught, she's dead.
I don't know what will become of me.
He's just cool.
Why is he doing this?
Because he's crazy, and crazy people do crazy shit.
And they don't think about other people.
Oh my god I have to hide.
There's no fucking way.
I'm fucking blind, mate.
Crazy.
I was crazy once.
Help me run.
Get off me room, forever room, room with rats.
Uh oh, oh my god, I got stuck.
Yeah, flashlight gone.
Can I get out of here please?
I'm sorry, can't you like climb, like can't you climb like over this and like climb like
hello?
Have you ever heard of the concept of climbing?
Oh! Oh, no!
Oh, shit! I'm generated!
No!
I promise I'll be here tomorrow for your birthday.
I promise, stale's honor.
I know.
Now put your mom on the phone.
Hi Milo. Hi.
It's always the family man.
I know, I know, look.
Always.
I just need to finish this job, man.
I love you. You two are my whole life.
Hi son of a bitch.
The lights are on, bitch.
Know that.
Huh? Is that a murder?
It's always the family man. Every time these stories come out, it's always a guy with
the most normal life, perfect family life, perfect wife, perfect children. They're always
the psychopaths for some reason. Who knows why? I don't understand why. It's just how
It's always the family man, never, also you don't, never believe a man when he tells you that he loves you, never believe it, it's never true.
They lie to you.
Was that a gunshot?
They lied to you!
I
That damn truck what the hell is this guy doing?
Damn damn truck. Hey, don't you think what you're calling John? He's got the cunt
I can't believe we came here and we didn't bring a fucking gun.
Hello?
Why?
An abandoned factory. Yeah, this place is creepy as hell, man.
This tree always stays wrapped.
I think we can get in through here.
You rascal.
You might be armed.
You better stay sharp.
You better stay sharp.
You better never trust anyone.
So we get in a lot of them to save the girl.
Sounds like a solid plan.
I will never trust, cause you never know when they're gonna be a psycho killer!
Eating women's entrails!
I never told you, but uh...
What?
I can dodge bullets. Yeah, it's true.
Shut the fuck up you lying ass son of a bitch!
Dammit man, this is serious!
Stay sharp!
Can't dodge no bullets.
You tried to get a part of the Matrix and you failed.
When are you going to let that go?
No one cares about your shitty auditions.
Don't quit your day job.
I know your mom told you that it's good to dream and to encourage yourself,
and for you to keep on trying, but listen bro, you can't act.
I know what I'm telling you.
Well, your true friends will tell you the truth.
You can't act your way out of a paper bag.
And that's okay. We all have different gifts and strengths.
Gulp.
Knock knock.
What the fuck?
I remember that one week you said you wanted to have a chocolate factory just like Willy
Wonka.
Check this out, it's a teddy bear.
Don't touch that, man.
Hey, hey, relax, man.
Oh my god, he's gonna die.
There's something behind you.
Wait, it looks like something's off.
Oh no.
like uh...
a wire attached to it
?"
HOLY SHIT MAN!
JUSTA!
JUSTA!
oh my god
help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help
run!
Run, you guys. Run!
Come on!
Beep beep!
Yikes!
Oh fuck!
Ah!
Not a little bit!
Holy shit.
I was supposed to see an edible guitar tomorrow!
What the f-
HA HA HA HA!
Wow.
Fuck you!
You got all my clothes dirty.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna tell my mom on you.
I really needed that.
Okay, well I bet he has a boner.
freak
I need to get out of here fast.
I know way out.
This way?
Fuck!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh!
NOOOOO!
BOOM!
God damnit.
Bare trap by leg.
Oh, no, do I- Oh my god, I can go through all that again.
Oh!
POTATO!
Oh, this thing, huh?
You got all my clothes dirty.
I admit, I really needed that.
I really know your name!
Oh
Oh fuck!
Oh god, oh idiot, sorry.
That was my fault.
Oh god!
You got all my clothes dirty.
I'm not.
I really need it back.
I'm not.
I really need it back.
He's going to realize I escaped, but I need to get out of here fast.
Huuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Heheheheh
He-
How do you get out of your bus?
Um...
Shit, bro.
Oh my god.
Matt, we just met.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But you were dead.
And I'm so sorry.
I need something to cut the padlock.
I need something to cut the padlock.
Anything in here?
Hello.
Looking for a tool.
Three...what?
Three square?
What does that mean?
Three arch.
Three arch.
Square?
What does that mean?
Three Arch.
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!
Four up.
Wait.
Three over four inside.
One two.
Wait, what the fuck?
One two.
Okay, one is over, two is we don't know, three is over and four is under, meow, meow, meow,
A lever is missing.
Great!
The way that paper jiggled all right? Why jiggle so much?
A ladder. I might be able to climb up.
Girl, you don't... you can't do shit. It's dangerous.
It's dangerous. Terrible.
A ladder?
I might be able to climb up.
Oh yeah, you didn't think that you can climb up before?
Just now?
You just thought right now that you can climb up?
Say it, girl.
The new guy in charge of the blue sector is a real pain in the ass.
Now he's locked the key inside his safe.
Damn it, all his stuff is in that sector.
I've never seen a safe like that before.
It must be as old as he is.
What up?
Huh?
Hi!
I got a thing!
I didn't even saw that up there.
Maybe he inherited it.
And this was somebody else's installation.
He was like, wow, it's mine now.
Yee-haw!
He doesn't seem like the type of guy that does a lot of work.
He doesn't seem that smart.
Yeah, maybe he killed somebody to take it over.
Look, it's fine now. My Lego C.
How is it that he can't hear me?
You tell me!
Not now.
WAAAH!
I want me!
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Scared me.
Uh, fuck that was.
Jiggly paper!
Dear if you're reading this I'm either dead or in prison just don't believe what the newspapers are saying
You know me. You know I've always mistake. I've always taken care of both of you. I'm not this monster Robert
Yes, you are your monster Robert. I don't know who you are, but you are
Holy shit
There we go.
Blue key.
Hurry on a grand day.
I don't believe him.
I don't believe shit either.
I don't believe this man.
I'm blue, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Can't trust people named Robber.
Trust people named.
Uh...
Hello?
What was the blue key for? Wasn't it for this?
Uh...
For a blue door.
For a blue lock.
Oh, but I don't like that show.
Is it this way?
I'm confused.
Yeah, I'm watching.
You're watching for the threats.
Oh god!
I'm just a poor defenses girl.
I'm just a poor defensive girl.
Help everyone, help.
Well it's not this way.
I bugged.
It's not this way.
Am I bugged?
I think I'm bugged, world.
Have I further broken this game?
Ah, mama!
You know what?
Maybe I went the wrong way.
Oh no, no, no!
Wheeeeeewwww
Maybe this is for the bear trap.
Oh, I found a way out. Help! Help! Help!
I have to go back over there.
Help!
I'm so confused.
I tried it on the lock.
It was for another building?
Maybe?
Fiesta salsa, quinceañero!
Yeah, I already got the safe. I got the key to the safe already.
The key was in the fucking safe.
I thought maybe it was in here.
Maybe you got in there some, yeah.
We hang out too much offline.
There's no such thing as too much.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's what the fuck?
Get me outta here!
There's not this thing as too much.
Whoa.
Oh my god, if anybody knows, tell me please, I'm begging you.
If anybody knows where this key goes, I'm begging you, just tell me where it goes.
Another area fence.
Dap-a-di, Dap-a-di, Dap-a-di, Dap-a-di.
Oh here it is.
Ace.
Oh, air trap air.
Air fall.
Don't step in it.
Don't step in it.
Don't step in it.
Don't step in it.
Don't step in it.
Don't step in it.
be careful don't step in it oh my god the danger's all around what do i do
six only hold up
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I left you guys in the dark.
Is it this way?
Oh god!
Goodbye!
I'm gonna die.
Are you scared of the dark?
Oh no!
Don't be scared, it's okay.
What the fuck?
what the f**k?
what the f**k?
I'm sorry
why do I have to do it?
f**k f**k
I'm sorry
What's the Spanish word of the day?
Oh, that's easy.
Sin vergüenza.
Today's Spanish word of the day is sin vergüenza.
Would you like an example?
Sin vergüenza means?
Without shame, are good for nothing.
You can say, ese hombre es sin vergüenza.
Oh, that matters shameless.
That matters without shame.
You could also use it to mean, oh, you know.
Sin vergüenza.
You're welcome.
Is this the hide in here?
I like learning me too.
I like learning too.
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
He's here, I can hear him, the chains, the breathing behind the mask, his boots, please,
please, please, let this be a nightmare, don't make a sound, he hears everything, he hears
Hello?
Where's she?
Huh?
Oh, my God, I guess my friend.
That's my friend.
There's no phone, song, and sing it all.
I swear to God if I step into a bear trap now, I will...
Oh, Ape's it!
74 months? Hell yeah!
Hmm, get a tad. Things quest for 74 months.
I wanna walk in it!
I'm just kidding, I'm not.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
How can this girl break this?
Oh my god, it's time to run. I know it.
Hey! What are you doing?!
AHHHH!
What are you doing?
You haven't even had a son yet.
You're a family man!
Hassle!
Oh my god, why am I wobbly now?
Why am I fucking wobbly?
Oh god!
That's fucking lovely!
Oh what?
Oh no!
Damn it!
I can't move!
Please, don't, don't shh!
No, you're on the moment.
Ewww!
You always make the same face.
I'll never get tired of it.
Ewww!
I
Always make the name same name right now all I wanted to do was catch the show and get wasted on some bear
I'm a sister to be okay.
Damn, bro.
Well, let's find her. Make that redneck bastard pay.
Why would he need to pay?
He doesn't know what he did.
Right, this place...
It feels like a trap.
Well, maybe we're gonna...
You're right. But your sister and my friends are in there.
Your friends are bad.
Come on, stay right behind me.
I think we're all gonna die.
I have arms I came prepared with all the crazies out here I never go anywhere
Oh shit, he has a gun!
Cough, cough!
Finally!
This place is creepy!
Oh shit, this should call the police.
It's just an abandoned factory. I kinda like it. It's peaceful.
What the fuck? What's wrong with you, buddy?
I'm just gonna lay in the factory, it's kind of pushable.
Is it now the time to tell you I can dodge bullets?
What do you do?
Oh, I'm chained up with a padlock.
Heh. Good thing I brought the key.
BAM!
You're gonna waste your bullies!
How many bullies you got?
Seriously.
He's starting to get scared of you.
I want to be scared.
Oh, shit.
It's way too quiet.
That's not a good sign.
By a time.
I just want to wake up from this nightmare.
Well, you guys should have thought about that before you decided to go out.
These are the fucking woods in the middle of nowhere to go see a concert.
And be like, oh, we're going to go ride with strangers.
Oh, we're going to do this.
Oh, OK.
Why don't you just stay home?
Damn.
There's a lot of blood here.
Oh my god.
This isn't right.
Why didn't you just stay home?
Maybe we should wait for the cars.
Maybe we should wait for the cars.
Ugh, the cops? We waited over two hours at that damn motel.
Why'd you leave? Why did you leave? You could've stayed home. Could've gone online.
AAH!
BOOM!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AY! NO! FU-MY WAIT!
FU-MY WAIT!
FU-MY WAIT!
STOP WAISTING YOUR BULLET!
SIR!
SIR!
STOP SIR!
I didn't do that, he shot. Not me.
Uh-oh.
More blood.
Looks fresh.
No, it's raw-ish.
Damn.
This mat's knife.
Uh-oh.
Maybe we should pick it up?
No?
Okay.
I don't know what which way we should go, which way is it telling me?
Don't step on that air truck, girl!
All over the blown.
Hey, you asshole!
Stop right there!
What did you do to my friends?
You better answer me!
Hey! I said stop!
What?
Oh...
Damn it! Did you hit him?
I... I think I did. You still managed to run.
Come here. Stay close to me.
to me. Come here stay close to me. Kill that guy. Give him what he deserves.
I definitely hit that son of a bitch. It still got away.
Come out from back there. Please we need to find my sister.
I want to find my friends too.
Easy now.
Your friends are dead.
That psycho is still out there.
But what do we do now?
Go back around?
Look here.
I think we can get through.
Huh?
What the gate was open?
But the gate was...
Come on.
The gate was open.
Like the gate?
That cycle could come back at any second.
The gate was open, guys.
The gate was literally open.
Looks like someone forgot their leg.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god!
God, John, this is horrible!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Are you not gonna come in here or are you gonna stay outside?
Amber?
What?
Amber, it's me.
Uh oh, he's dead, isn't he?
My god!
That son of a bitch is a god damn psycho!
John?
Oh no.
John? Oh no!
I don't think it was John Screamy, I think it was her, or the other girl, I think it
was her that was Screamy.
Amber?
Please, sis, wake up!
John?
Wake the hell up!
Dawn?
Wake the hell up!
Holy shit!
Uh, please, no!
Can Ashley?
Thank God! I thought you were gonna wake up!
I killed Matt. Just a...
All the guys are dead!
Thank you! Who the hell is this psycho? What does he want?
I don't know. I just...
What do you think he wants? He wants to kill us.
And...
Orchera!
He likes it!
He's...stopping the truck!
Look. No matter what happens...
Don't...
You're in the truck?
What do we go...here?
Take this.
What for?
I...
Trust me.
If he gets close...
Stick it in him.
Okay.
Now stick it in him.
Oh, she said this is insane.
Ah, you two love those boxes.
You know,
It's a shame I have to kill you both, man.
Understand, it's nothing personal.
I just can't leave any witnesses.
No way!
So, who's gonna be first?
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
Get the fuck outta here!
RUN!
Oh, this way.
Oh shit.
I thought I could run down the street.
He's right behind me!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
GORL!
Oh my god, that shows me to get hit by the train!
WHAT THE-!
AHHHHH!
Errm...
What?
Uhhh...
There's a balloon there fucking in popping!
Damn!
What do we do now?
I said don't run, you should get some money and understand what you say.
I thought you'd keep coming here, but you messed up my eye!
You can't hide forever!
We're under the table.
Maybe inside the water.
Ashley, run!
Oh, you said why the fuck did we do this?
What the fuck do you mean?
Why are we running here?
Oh, no!
Oh, my! It's all fine!
It's all fine!
We have time to get ready.
Oh! Ashley!
I'm sorry, sis.
I'm so sorry.
Uh oh, ZAM.
They say when you're close to death, your whole life flashes before your eyes like a movie.
What a load of crap.
ZAM.
and then what what what the fuck oh I guess it wasn't a load of crap after all
sounds like a voice acting to you I think you don't know what that means and I
think you don't know anything because these are real people so maybe there you
are
Um...
Ashi?
Did we die?
Yes.
Uh...
Almost.
Girl, yes we did!
You still have a chance.
What the fuck did you just walk through me?!
AHH!
Where are you going?
You know...
I have to go.
Where?
AHHHHH!
What do I do?
Linn.
Your time is running out.
What the fuck?
And wake me the fuck up, Linn!
Kill that son of a bitch.
Oh my god, my eyeballs, I can't see!
Justice or revenge?
I want your love, and I want to revenge, it's on our own.
Kill that motherfucker, kill that motherfucker!
I
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Damn, she obssessioned him.
Just like in the hit movie Obsession.
Wow!
Between the 1770s and the 1990s,
Robert Benjamin Rhodes, a truck driver who traveled
highways across the United States,
turned his truck into an instrument of terror.
For years, long-deserted roots became the stage for disappearances, torture, and death,
while his crimes were made hidden across different states.
Although he was convicted of only a handful of murders, investigators believe the true
number of victims to be far higher.
To this day, many of the crimes attributed to votes have never been fully solved, and
part of his story range shrouded in mystery.
Wow.
What a dick.
Hello?
Is she gonna be an old lady now?
And that was the story of when?
Where's she gonna be- oh no, she's holding his mask.
Aw.
I
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam, K.S.O.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-bub, I like it it was fun
Raibu, what the fuck?
What?
What the heck?
Uhhhhhhh
What?
Don't skip the credit- oh I got a- I got a achievement for not skipping the credit.
They who- oh grandpa, he died.
He died.
He died.
But that's okay, he'll always live on in our hearts.
Forever.
He'll always live on in our hearts forever and ever.
Isn't that right guys?
Well I was... I was okay. I liked it. It was... I had a good time.
And grandpa's on the roof? Like Santa?
Like Santa Claus?
Aren't you tired after 11 hours of streaming? No.
No, I'm not.
I am not.
I'm actually not tired.
Uh, I just have to check something really quick, hold up.
Ah.
Hold on.
Two things.
One.
One I have to put on my hair.
Hold on.
I pulled my hair.
Poo!
Oh, I have protection here, real quick. Hold on.
On a website.
On a website!
No, my me.
Check it.
I got some good news right now I got some good news I coughed and your
Twitch crashed? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that to you. My bad.
My bad, Brz. I'm trying to think if I have something else in me. Do I have more in me?
What do I have in me now?
Hmmm...
What's the good news? I can't tell you!
Power World?
Huh, you mean you want me to check my Power World?
You want me to check Power World now instead of checking it offline when I get off stream?
Yep.
Do you want me to check it now instead of going offline and checking it on stream now?
Is that what you want?
I'll check now.
I won't stay on too long.
Just a little bit in power world.
I have shit to do.
I gotta...
I'm probably gonna when I get off here I'll probably go on a treadmill do my 40
minutes take a shower and then go to bed and then have you played animal hospital
wait animal hospital what is that a sim game
I don't know, is that a sim game, you say?
I'll probably, like, check, take a shower, go to bed.
I will be streaming tonight, again.
I will not be streaming on Tuesday, because Tuesday is my meeting day.
So tonight, I will be streaming.
even though I shouldn't stream I should not stream tonight be honest I have so
much work to do I have so much work to do it's not even funny I am behind on
work
I'm so behind so behind on work guys what am I gonna do what am I gonna do
What am I going to do?
My eggs are ready.
Look me, Chris.
Ah, awry.
Fliracle.
Wait, fliracle? Who's fliracle?
Streamy, is this mouse running away from Rick?
right of course oh who is this
whoa what wait where the fuck can you go
Wait! That's so cool!
I'll do my pals, bro.
Where's my jet dragon?
What the fuck is he?
Oh, there he is. Jet dragon.
Should I trade my jet dragon with my-
Uh, I don't have the saddle for him now.
Think I need a saddle for him? Is that true?
I think he's not on, but already is on.
I can't ride it yet, huh?
I don't have a saddle.
No need saddle?
When can I ride him?
Isn't he supposed to be the fastest one?
Oh my god.
I don't want to deal with you right now.
I just wanna do.
Stay in the fucking ball. Stay in the ball!
That is still faster than Adolon?
This is unethical?
Well, I'm just letting you guys know, every time that guy comes to my base, I capture
one of them.
So here's one, there's the other guy, there's another negotiator around here, I forgot
what happened to him.
I like to capture people.
I'm not going to apologize.
I will never apologize for capturing people.
I kind of wish you could do a search for a pal.
Detail.
They probably deserve it, they probably did.
Just wash them all into your iron mouth.
I want to get the POWD constructor.
Oh shit, well, thank you so much for the rate, I hope you're a great streamer in the ring.
Well, I already woke up and got on POW World.
I have this guy also have Haruka. I like Haruka. Haruka's fun to ride.
Can you like not?
You like not Haruka, please.
I should rename her Haruka.
I always forget to rename my pals, bro.
And then I do go.
Oh-ho.
And over there you can spread on flying until I reach the world tree.
I want to get to the world tree too!
Yeah, uh, I think, I think, um, Shout-On gave me this one, and it has like, double jumping,
so it can jump like four times.
It has the, the special jumping.
Saviour, it has sky- yeah, mounted jump count plus two.
And I did super jump.
Super jump forever and never stop jumping.
Jump every day.
My death!
No, he's hit it.
The creature is that.
Oh, what is that?
14.
Eh, yeah!
Oh.
Where?
Oh, there it is!
Oh my god, what is this thing?
I don't know what that thing is, but I got him and I'm happy.
Hell.
Hell, he's an alien.
What alien is he?
You only found one of that so far?
Hello, Ellie.
I finally got the one when the meteor drops on Japan, and I got that one there, did you?
Happy me.
Happy me?
What's this?
Be me!
What's this?
A research facility?
How do you get in here?
What's this?
Who's blazes this?
AHHHHHHH!
Nyeh!
Oh, oops!
Oh!
Oh wow!
Come on in.
Okay.
Wait, no, let's stay down here.
Wait, this is stairs.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Brasshole!
I want this guy he has a flamethrower
Hey, thank you so much for the rain I've been a great stream-
AHHHHH!
Can you please get in the fucking mo-
GET IN THE GAMMO!
Oh my god, bro!
It's the principle chat!
It's not that they made great pals, it's the principle!
Okay, this one you can kill him.
I already got a flamethrower guy.
wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, beautiful, beautiful, you did great!
you did great!
ow!
what the f*** holy s***!
oh s***!
ow, are you under the stairs?
Where'd he go?
Oh, everybody's dead.
What the heck is this?
What is this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Whoa!
They're mine now.
Genetic power research facility.
They're genetically altered PALS!
I can't wait to genetically alter some humans!
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Whoa!
As a world-chiever body, she's an expert, I know.
I know she's an expert on genetically altering...
humans and pals.
Michi is the greatest scientist this land has ever known. It's the truth.
Watch it does live a life of whimsie. Oh, who's that whiskish?
I think I have one of those but I'm not sure. Wait, do I? I couldn't. I don't remember if I do-
OOOAHH!
I got the one that was sleeping, ah, si, si, si, si, si, si, da, da, da, da, da, da,
En-da-V-e-da In-da-V-e-da
Hello.
Hello, I'm here.
Are you able to find any clues?
Something that Victor discovered while researching the ancient civilization pushed him to start
these experiments.
He must have stolen my keytune to use those in experiments.
Rumor has it he's even started to have people taken away recently.
What?!
from the PAL genetic research unit came asking for help while you were out
investigating his face was haggard and he was begging for food and water as much
as I hated him I couldn't just let him die I fed him a bit and then he
immediately ran off saying he didn't want to get us involved I think he must
have been running away from Victor please go make sure that he's all right
pal teamer no
For the runaway researcher
They're all a silver key
No, no, no
No
I have to go over the fucking mountain I have to go look what I did I flew around the whole
I'm like, crazy
No, I do it too. I'm serious your day
I'm on my way. I'm coming. I'm coming.
Do you want us to answer that? If I'm crazy or not?
Yes. The answer is yes.
The answer is yes.
I was really scared.
Uh oh, what happened here?
Excuse me, what's in look?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Excuse me, Watson, look, I can see a thing with how hard this blizzard is blowing.
I can't imagine I'll get out of this alive.
I'm not one to give up until the very end, but I'm writing this just in case so that
I'll have left something behind.
I don't know when Dr. Victor became the way he is now.
I've been with the organization for so long, and I always thought I understood him if even
for a bit.
He was the epitome of a researcher, quiet and different, and only ever looking towards
the unknown, or so I thought.
I happened to get a glimpse beneath his eye patch.
I fled and tear the moment I did.
I have no idea what those eyes see.
He sacrificed so many and not just pals, but people as well.
But for all those lives spent, he never even cared
about what it accomplished.
Focused only on something far beyond all of this,
completely disassociated from manly endeavors.
I hear footsteps.
That curry was so warm and delicious.
It made a great last meal.
I wish I hadn't stolen from people
kind enough to feed me like that.
I guess I'm getting what I deserve. I hope they stay safe.
Uh...
Oh boy.
Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
This last meal...
Hey, last words!
The perfect power to go up mountains.
My Haruka.
My last deal would be chat.
9-2
Why not name it Haruka? It is her name!
It didn't- It's not showing her name?
I saved it, did I not?
Oh, I didn't save it, I'm dumb.
I'm an idiot.
I do...
Ah.
On frame.
I thought I changed it, what the fuck?
Wait, it didn't do it!
What if I unfavorited it?
It just unchanged it, what the fuck?
Do I have to like...
Enter?
Man, it keeps... it doesn't save it, what the fuck?
What? Sucks balls?
I don't want to be near Haruka.
I probably have to fix it somehow.
My Bunked Haruka Pal.
My 4 bugged heart is a pearl.
Hello, I'm back.
You're back, pal tamer, and that man?
Then he's gone.
How awful.
I know it asks so much of you already, pal tamer, but I have one final request.
to ask so much of you already, Pal Tamer,
but I have one final request.
We have no idea what Victor has discovered
or how he's preparing for it,
but what I do know is that we can't just let him
take people's lives at will, no matter the reason.
Please, Pal Tamer, you have to stop him.
The fee Victor in the Pal Geonic Research Unit Tower.
Boy, I just gotta do everything for these people.
Gotta do, oh, hello?
What happened?
Victor!
Yeah, I think they take on the main character or something.
What I am.
I think they take on the main character or something.
Yeah, I think they take on the main character or something, is what I am.
Yeah, climb over the mountain.
Well, how do I get in?
No, go up.
Oh my god it's too steep!
No!
Oh no it's not!
It's not too steep!
Oh my god I did it!
I'm gonna just like to jump.
I knew it.
Oh my god.
Guys.
I made a big mistake.
Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know what it is, Nick!
Ah!
Okay, maybe, maybe I can't go over over.
Oh god, I can't go over the ice wall! No! Let me go over! Please!
Come on, I don't want to go around! I don't want to go around!
Okay fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine I just want to jump with Haruka.
How the frickin jump will hard go?
This is it?
Oh shit.
Am I prepared for this?
Uh oh.
I'm only level 58.
Oh my god, I might die.
You should be fine.
You are not.
What?
I don't even know what kind of power he has.
This is Victor.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Wha- What the heck?
Shadowbeak.
What?
Oh God.
I'm gonna see now!
Oh God.
I
Right
Oh
Shit
No
All right
Oh, it's highly effective, that's great.
Oh boy.
I'm doing like no damage then.
Oh my god, my friend!
Damn it, I'm fine.
Holy shit.
No, no, no!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh my god, Mouse, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
Get away from behind the pillar, bro.
I can't use the other guy because he's ice!
Oh my god, I can't believe he one-shotted Haruka!
Oh no!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Get him, get him, get him!
Get him, get him!
Get him, get him, get him!
Get him!
Yeah!
Eat your mother fucker!
Fuck you!
I didn't mean it, it's not letting me eat.
There you go.
You piece of your gloat on me.
That's what you get for rage, you make your henna rage, Quiter!
And you couldn't beat this boss.
Well, I killed him.
In henna's name!
You shall suffer. Suffer by my hands. Suffer by my hands.
Woo! Oh no, I shouldn't have done this. Oh my god, I regret everything. I regret everything. I regret everything. I regret it all.
I regret every single thing I just did right now. Why did I do this?
Why didn't that jump on my freaking burn?
Wait, there's a fast travel point?
Fuck me!
There's no fast...
There was a fast travel behind it!
Oh, no Blaze Halmok is struggling with his tasks.
Oh god.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm here, I killed him, I murdered him.
How, Tamer, you're back, I'm so glad you're safe.
I wish I had more to offer you than my gratitude, but thank you.
I'm sure Victor had his own reasons for what he did.
But the ends don't justify the means.
I don't regret asking you to do what you did.
Okay, enough brooding.
Today we celebrate.
We don't have much to offer, but today's the day.
You saved the snowy mountains.
Let's make this a party to remember.
Wow, a party!
Hey, where's that fucking party, bro?
This is the shittiest party I've ever been a part of.
I'm high here.
What a shit party!
Oh shit!
The party is back up the mountain.
the party of the mountain
You have to imagine a crazy frozen party got off street. Oh, oh, he's so pretty
Pretty bird. Well, these are so pretty. I want one
Wait, I think I have one already. Do I have one?
I just can't help. Does that have a ball? I do have one
I don't have one.
No way he's that fast.
You think he's fast?
Oh my god, I never got this one.
You think he's fast?
Check this out!
Come on! Oh, oops!
Oh, that's really a grand thing.
Woo!
She's even faster!
I can't believe Haruka's dead.
Yeah!
Ow!
I want to put Parker back in the box!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Oh, it's right by my house!
It's right by my house, I'm gonna bring you away, and here, uh, take a rest, I think I
have, wait, do I have a, a heal?
I think I have an instant heal, wait, I think I do, uh, I think I have, oh, I do, oh, I
I just want one.
Why'd you give me two?
Why'd you give me two four?
There you go.
Got better! Why'd you put that in there?
Oh my god, I have way too much wood.
Holy shit.
Oh, the name saved now!
That was weird.
It was because I was in a-in a-thing.
Hello!
Hey, we're neighbors.
Did you know?
How you do.
I hope all the noise that I make don'ts and disturb you.
Who might you be, a pal tamer?
I have a request for one such as you.
There is a certain katana I want you to bring back to me.
It was taken by a moonflower client.
It disturbs the peace, is what they said.
They, that said, they have their reasons.
I bear no ill will for the death, but the katana is a memento of someone special to me.
I implore you please help me retrieve it.
Yes, no.
I have my gratitude.
I shall show you where they can be found.
The rest I leave up to you.
Okay, well, goodbye.
Oh, I'm also stealing this from your house, just letting you know.
Hey, look at that guy over there, let me go talk to him.
Have you ever heard of a Schumer knocked?
Does he want me to get one? Is that what it is?
Get out of here.
I'm gonna have to go to that moon flower place and get it over here.
Oh.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Guys!
Can we talk about this?
Oh, they're dead already.
Uh.
Guys! Can we talk about this?
Oh, they're dead already.
Uh...
Um...
I took it.
Oh my god the fucking dog
Oh my god this fucking dog bro
Whoa, he's such a tough little dog!
Oh my God...
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
AHHHHHH!
Dear god, what are you doing?!
Assault? What do you mean?
I'm wanted! What? What do you mean? I want to go talk to that guy! Help!
Oh my god, help me. Help.
Oh god.
I how did I I did I steal a pal I didn't steal a pal was that his pal
That was a really
Why did he fucking attack me why did he attack me he attacked me
Oh my god he's fucking attacked me bro. He attacked me first. He attacked me first.
You're Adelon landed on it and hit him. Well maybe he should just get over it.
maybe she just get over it you know like come on maybe you should just get
over it. You know, just head over it. I don't understand how this is my problem. Maybe he
He just wants his katana so bad.
Oh boy.
Well, I don't know if he's even gonna be there.
Is he even gonna be there?
Shit.
Oh no, I'm so broke.
That's how you don't mouse is a woman.
What does that mean?
Oh, he's back.
Okay, this time I'm gonna put him away.
Oh, you have to appear cross- you appear to have crossed swords with the moonflowers.
In that case, I would ask yet another favor, one such skill as yours, noble falter.
A short ways south-west of here, you will find the Dancing Sakura Shrine.
Ari! I would have had- have you head there and search for signs of a kind of letterbox I fear.
I cannot give them any more details than that. I will be just as mad as light should you be,
They won't be able to find anything. I hope you can hear me this time.
Yeah, get him!
Wait, no, don't get him.
Oh my god!
Is this it?
Is this first supposed to be?
No go back in there!
Cherry blossoms!
I'm gonna capture him.
Can I see the robot?
She has a robo wings?
Behind an inscr- conspicuous latches door you see what appears to be a small box.
With some difficulty you might as well extract the box and you find the letter pendant immaculate
handwriting within.
When did this land become ours to protect and how long will we be bound to it?
It was ordained by a code handed down within the Kurosaki clan since time immemorial,
an edict that cannot simply be cast aside.
But if the day were to ever come when I could cast aside that yoke,
then I would could be free of this stagnant custodial duty,
such an irresponsible desire, and yet I yearn for it so.
Oh, okay, well...
You say so.
What is that thing?
Oh
Is it dead this power died if it doesn't get help soon
I saved it
I gave him food.
He eats a palsome food that you have on hand, but it maintains a cautious distance.
It eats plenty.
It doesn't seem to seem like it's about to let its guard down anytime soon.
However, it seems to be aware of the situation it's in.
Is this my dog now?
The kitten now suddenly drops something to the ground.
It appears to be kind of bag that was fastened to his neck.
I'm finding what appears to be a journal inside the bag.
Okay, so whomever reads this, I'm entrusting you with my kiss and knock.
I ran into it on the island of Dancing Cherry Blossoms where some low-born filth had been antagonizing it and we've traveled together since.
But it seems my journey ends here.
I took on a request to help a local village that was being threatened by a rampaging power, but I wasn't up to the task.
We managed to give it the slip, but it has a strong sense of smell.
It's sure to find us any moment now.
When it does, well, with me missing an arm and my companion already on death's door,
the outcome is obvious, but the less needless deaths, the better.
I prepared for the worse and picked up some memory-wiping medicine from the traveling merchant.
I'll feed it to my Kitsunak and let it loose.
Oh, it's so sad!
That way it should go searching for its forgotten master and won't linger in this area any longer.
My Kitsunak has been tormented by humans ever since it was a pup, so it detests anyone
other than its master.
If only I could believe that this medicine would make it forget all the hurt and hatred
it's learned.
I have felt the deepest remorse towards the villagers who entrusted me with this task.
The least that I could do is take that rampaging pal out with me.
It's time, though I know it's selfish to ask.
I hope you'll help my Kitsunak from find happiness now that it's lost everything else.
You finish reading and look up to see the Kitsunak staring straight at you.
It's apparent to you that it hasn't forgotten anything.
In fact, it seems to be actively searching for its master, or judging from its wounds.
The incident in the journal wasn't recent.
To think that this pal had been wandering all this time, despite what happened, memory
wiping medicine shouldn't typically have an effect on pals.
but it must have erased Kitsunak's memories of its escape.
Though it speaks no words, it's clear from the look.
In the pal's eyes that it wants to find its master,
however it doesn't seem willing to enter a pal's sphere,
it might take some time.
But the only option is to retrace its steps and try to find its master.
Oh my god, that's so sad!
Oh no, I read this back saying help!
Help!
Okay, good.
That is so sad.
That is so so sad.
Are we?
Are we?
No no no no no!
Oh!
Oh!
Get him!
Oh no, he's not gonna stay in the ball.
Oh no, criminals!
We're criminals!
Grimmin' owls!
You're grimmin' owls!
Oh shit!
You're grimmin' owls!
Ow, what the fuck!
Come on, come on, stay in a damn bowl, bro!
Oh, no, the helicopter is coming for you.
Oh, no, is the guy dead?
Ah! Ah!
Holy shit, OH MY GOD SHE'S KILLING THE ATTACK ELICOPTER!
Woah.
Holy shit!
Wait a minute, does that mean you can capture the attack helicopter?
Does that mean you can capture the attack helicopter?
I mean, you can capture the attack helicopter?
Does that mean you can capture the attack helicopter?
I mean, no.
I mean, wait, he's back.
Oh
Shit come on
Hey in the fucking ball
Yeah, they don't have a mother fucker. Yeah, no fucking ball
I'm not gonna get away from me
Get in my damn ball!
Are you like it or not?
Oh no!
Oh no! Don't get attacked by the country's back!
Stay in the fucking ball!
Oh my god, I'm running out of balls.
I'm running out of fucking balls.
Oh!
AAAAAAAAHHH!
AAAAAAAHHH!
Uh oh, a self!
I love self.
Oh!
Oh god!
No!
Stop running!
Stop running!
Stop running!
He doesn't want to keep running!
Oh no!
I'm going to run out of balls.
Yeah!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Yeah! We did it!
We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it! We did it!
Oh my god.
It's following me.
Oh no! It's following me!
It's Vicky Mezzles! Help!
Oh my God!
Are you okay?
I
Already know
No
Put a big ass egg over there.
Huge dark egg.
Huge dark egg.
Egga.
You dark egg!
Uh, you return with a letter.
So it's sure that my lady grieves this stagnation just as I do.
My apologies allow me to explain.
I was once a jonan of the moonflowers.
I served as a personal attendant to Lady Sayakura Saki.
She's the one who penned this letter.
At one point I have voiced my concerns regarding the unchanging nature
of this land, which we were sworn to protect. It was a shameful act, one which a servant
of the Kurosaki clan should never commit. I was prepared to take my own life to atone
for my misconduct, but she instead had me exiled. I long had my suspicions about the
latest two feelings. The sight of her lonely expression whenever she spoke of the moon
is one that will forever be etched into my memory. Reading this letter now only confirms
my suspicions. She is similarly burdened with questions about our stagnation, but she would
never cast aside her obligation. Her pride as current head of the Kurosaki clan would
never abide it, and so I would ask another favor of you. Defeat Lady Saya and usurp her
as guardian of this purgatory. There is more to life than honor bound duty. The lady needs
someone to show her that. I believe you may be the only one up to the task. I implore
you noble pal, David. What the fuck? Can you please defeat my girlfriend so that she
She comes back to me please.
I need to feed my girlfriend so that she stops working and quit her job and comes back to me please.
If you do that for me please, you do me that favor.
I really appreciate it. You like...
Destroy her chomp.
Talk about a situation ship bro, right?
Those weekend situations I tell you I tell you I'm going back to my base first so
Can you blow up my wife's company so that she spends more time with me?
Save his romance
are you alive? Are you even alive? Yeah, we got this dude. We got a Yakumo and we got
we got two Yakumos. This thing. This guy. Oh, this one. Let me see this thing. What
What is this thing?
Whoa!
He's so cool!
Elyon!
Xenogarde, Xenogarde Elyon.
Oh, I got a spoofling.
Oh, wait.
So cute.
What is this?
Oh, my.
Wait, what?
You're so cute.
Come over here.
It's so cute.
What?
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
What?
I see this little alien I've never seen.
What cute little thing.
Some of these powers are so cute.
Oh my god, look at all these fucking kelpsies I have.
I'm fishing.
What am I gonna do with all those?
I'll break those shits down.
Oh, oops.
I said egg.
Egg set.
Oh, what time is it?
Fuck.
Oh shit.
What, I'm in a crusher?
Yeah, uh, Michi has a crusher, I need to get one.
Okay.
Why are they all so sexy?
What the fuck?
Well, you know.
You know how it is.
Oh
You're going to bed now?
Oh my god, that's where I should be going.
I just saw the time.
I just saw the fucking time.
Shit.
freaking time maybe we move all clocks from mouse's house
it's all fucking time I'm not even sleepy I'm not even fucking sleepy I'm not
I'm not even pumpkining, I'm not even sleepy, I want to stay up, but I know I shouldn't.
I know I shouldn't, but I want to.
I know I shouldn't, but I fucking want to.
know
Oh
I'm sure but I want but I want to
But I'll be back on tonight again, I'll be back on tonight, uh, actually when I wake
up I have to assess how much work I have, if it's too much then I might take it off,
but I think I'm not good at it, I think I'm just not going to do that, I think I'm just
going to stream anyway.
because I need to turn my brain off but we'll see. I might be a good girl and do my work
instead of being a bad girl and not do my work guys have you ever done this? am I stupid
for doing this I put I put I have a calendar I made like a calendar myself I
I wrote it by hand because I wanted to like start writing again and like I was
losing the ability to write because I stopped so I made a calendar by hand and
I like a bullet journal I guess you can call it so my calendar on my calendar I
I wrote all the days I've been very very sad oh my god that's not good
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
How was the day?
still sad face but, still sad face but, still sad face but, no crying, so.
So may I call it clinical?
Okay I'll be on tonight, don't worry guys, I will be on tonight for another stream!
You need an outlet mouse and if writing is a form then so be it
Streaming is my
Streaming and music is my outlet. I'll be on tonight again, and I'll see you later
Thanks for hanging out me for 12 hours of your day, and I'll see you guys later on tonight
I had a great time today. Thank you for being there for me
and thank you for keeping me occupied and thank you for making me laugh and smile and I'll see you guys later today
I'll be on later today
I'll try to wake up like around seven or eight o'clock
We'll see at what time I wake up today. I love you
You
You