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08-18-2026 · 3h 16m

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[00:00:00] You
[00:00:30] Oh
[00:02:30] They are bound to be the core of all this dead and done
[00:02:34] It is now or never
[00:02:38] I am restricted, things are bound the way I
[00:02:42] Need to keep the habit that my mind is free
[00:02:46] And I think now I've got to see
[00:02:50] Stand on my life, on the corner
[00:02:54] And closely, I'm playing in a sense of feeling discontent
[00:02:59] I'm finally facing it all, fearless
[00:03:29] I gotta get a new job, I gotta get a new job.
[00:03:37] Thanks for the great job, man.
[00:03:39] Let's burn in the bridge that keeps us on,
[00:03:43] Oh, man, I'm feeling here.
[00:03:48] Exaggerated, that's what you owe us.
[00:03:52] The story's over, I must conclude.
[00:03:56] Oh, my gosh, I'm just gonna take this
[00:03:57] Make a chair to watch you hide yourself still
[00:04:01] Hanging in the background of the life I want to live
[00:04:04] I want to take it all, stand and stop
[00:04:07] Feel my weight depressing you on
[00:04:11] Oh, break all I've got to see
[00:04:16] Now, spend all my life on me
[00:04:20] All I'll become is slave
[00:04:23] I'm in it, in it, in it
[00:04:25] I feel a sense of death
[00:04:27] I'm finally finishing it all!
[00:04:30] Fist!
[00:04:37] Okay, anyways, anyways, everybody in the stream...
[00:04:39] Everybody in the stream.
[00:04:51] Okay!
[00:04:52] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
[00:04:55] Okay, everybody in the chat, bro.
[00:04:58] Everybody in the chat.
[00:05:00] What is going everybody in a stream?
[00:05:05] Anyways, I'll miss y'all boys so much, bro.
[00:05:07] As I always know, y'all, we are back with the daily stream.
[00:05:11] Shall we back with the daily streams, y'all?
[00:05:13] I miss y'all.
[00:05:14] Today is currently, what is today's date?
[00:05:16] Today is Tuesday.
[00:05:19] Turn mic now down.
[00:05:21] No, I've dialed it four times.
[00:05:23] Out out to four it's on two lights right now
[00:05:27] You're quiet a little okay. Okay. Okay. Anyways. Yes, bro. I miss y'all boys, bro
[00:05:32] Um, let's get right. So let's turn up and chat
[00:05:36] This dream is very simple, bro. This stream may be 12 hours 18 hours 24 hours two hours three hours
[00:05:47] If I laugh any time in this stream the stream will end
[00:05:53] Simple as that chat that chat literally simple as that that chat that's that that's that's all it is to this stream
[00:06:01] Now look listen. I'm not y'all know me. I don't laugh
[00:06:05] There's not a lot of people who can make me laugh, bro
[00:06:07] Nobody can make me laugh in my opinion
[00:06:10] I think this stream may be this train may last like 30 hours, bro
[00:06:14] This stream may last 30 hours, bro, but I don't have bro like listen chat. I can smell I can do this
[00:06:21] this hey
[00:06:23] Good job. Hello, ha ha
[00:06:27] But I can't do any lap like I can't laugh like I can't vocally laugh, bro real talk, bro
[00:06:35] Anyway, check clips, bro. Y'all know clips can make me laugh, bro
[00:06:38] Y'all know clips cannot make me laugh, bro kiss our forehead. See see
[00:06:44] Now look, I'm not a lot of y'all, bro
[00:06:46] Every time I like just like every time I picture a KSI forehead like that
[00:06:52] Yeah, I ever like just picture like bro. I really just be picturing KSI forehead, bro like
[00:06:58] All right, bro. I'm probably got the right now, bro
[00:07:01] Where's your mom to Jamal is sleep bro to Jamal Ben's chat. Let me tell some Jamal been sleep all day
[00:07:08] All day
[00:07:10] And I feel like I should prank him bro. He too lazy, bro
[00:07:13] He's sleeping his 12 o'clock p.m. He sleeps all day and stays up all night, bro
[00:07:19] Like chat should we prank him burn? Should we prank him like real talk like should I actually prank him?
[00:07:27] Yes, or no
[00:07:30] Do we prank Jamal bro, let me know yes, okay
[00:07:38] What should I do though so I put hot sauce in his mouth
[00:07:41] So I put like hot sauce in his mouth or something. What should I do to what awaits have before we chat before we do the prank?
[00:07:47] What should we do?
[00:07:49] Wait, I gotta take a piece. I gotta check if he's sleep or not
[00:07:53] Water at Angel Manzo I two meters donated $1.99 through super chat
[00:07:59] Prime speed was funny
[00:08:02] No, thanks, bro. All right. Okay. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it
[00:08:07] Well, you let me connect to him at Ibrahim extra wish donated 10 Saudi reals through super chat
[00:08:13] Speed a guy said her name one meter times it geeked and locked in he said what?
[00:08:23] Let me talk your mom's cheeks donated $1 what the monkey monkey
[00:08:29] Smell my
[00:09:01] Okay, okay, okay, let me fix this okay, let's do it
[00:09:15] Let's do my cell phone. I'm gonna say delay
[00:09:18] Okay
[00:09:21] Okay, let's do it
[00:09:23] Hey, shut up delay
[00:09:26] What you mean delayed
[00:09:28] Oh my desktop mic. Oh
[00:09:34] Oh shut y'all telling my desktop mic. I check out here me. Yes or no yes or no?
[00:09:41] Alright man let's prank him. Let's get him. Let's prank him. Let's prank him.
[00:09:45] He want to be up all night. He want to be up all night doing this and then doing that and third let's get him right now.
[00:09:52] Let's prank him right now. Be quiet. I gotta see if he's sleeping.
[00:09:58] Hey baby, you're so cute, hello baby, hey nigga, I guess you're so cute, is Jamal sleeping
[00:10:20] There's Jamal's sleepiness, you know.
[00:10:24] Okay.
[00:10:26] Does he hate that?
[00:10:28] Alright, let's see.
[00:10:30] Okay. Let's see if Jamal is asleep.
[00:10:50] We can show ass up!
[00:11:05] Get that fucky ass up!
[00:11:18] has failed chat unfortunately the prank has failed I thought I was gonna prank
[00:11:23] them all but unfortunately the dog woke you woke him up you literally woke him
[00:11:29] up my dog woke him up bro my dog woke him up bro my dog woke him up well you
[00:11:42] got lucky bro you gotta let off the hook you gotta let off the hook brother it's
[00:11:48] okay it's okay it's okay bro it's okay sometimes prank fails bro prank fails
[00:11:56] chat the road chat I mean bro my dog woke him up chat yeah bro check out bro
[00:12:03] y'all kid bro check I can't spell male I can't spell bro check my dog woke up
[00:12:09] bro exact stop spending ill bro L dog bro do not spell L dog not say L dog
[00:12:16] Well, my dog woke up at Ecosy Clips donated $19.00 and 90 cents through Super Chat speed you mall is better than Rinaldo
[00:12:30] Say I literally tried
[00:12:33] Touch for donated one day. Yo speed
[00:12:36] I just wanted to say that my name is Vadim and I love you from the bottom of my heart
[00:12:41] Thank you. Also, do you still have that buggy figure I gifted you in New York buggy? Yes, I me because I forgot to sign it
[00:12:48] So you can remember my name
[00:12:52] The hell all right chat to start off checklists. Okay. Okay. I'm under $1 and 99 I'm at the checklists
[00:12:59] Always making me laugh even in dark times when I was battling good pastures syndrome much love, bro
[00:13:05] Thank you, bro. All right, who's that? Who is gonna make me laugh today?
[00:13:11] George donated $1.
[00:13:13] Who's gonna make me laugh today?
[00:13:14] My name is Eric Lamont Robbins Jr.,
[00:13:16] the third I speak English, French, and Spanish.
[00:13:18] I graduated Culver's University
[00:13:20] with a degree in sports management.
[00:13:22] I like to watch people fuck my wife
[00:13:24] while I watch I also like pancakes
[00:13:25] and like to make lasagna.
[00:13:27] Bro, how do I give up?
[00:13:28] Ah!
[00:13:29] The hell about Robert?
[00:13:31] What is?
[00:13:32] Bro, why are you giving me your biogography, bro?
[00:13:35] This man's giving me his biogography.
[00:13:36] Do it, bro.
[00:13:37] Like, bro, what is you talking about?
[00:13:40] That is bro. What is you? Oh crap.
[00:13:43] Say I can't even see me.
[00:13:44] Can't tell I want to eat them all out.
[00:13:48] Donated one dollar at the speed.
[00:13:50] You have herpes around your lips.
[00:13:52] No, I do not.
[00:13:53] Bro, it's not herpes.
[00:13:56] Bro, stop with these TTS.
[00:13:58] Yo, I'm not a lot.
[00:13:59] But I'm not a turn TTS off, bro.
[00:14:02] I'm not the turn TTS off.
[00:14:03] My 5,849 donated a pound
[00:14:06] and ninety nine pants through Super Chat.
[00:14:08] hear that hello from the United Kingdom so I hear that it's like a rings noise at
[00:14:17] love BX I hear that the hell
[00:14:24] I hear that or no the freak what is that noise bro
[00:14:39] I'm on tweaking.
[00:14:41] I hear that.
[00:14:43] Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
[00:14:45] Do-do.
[00:14:47] Cat, stop.
[00:14:49] Oh, I'm not hacked.
[00:14:51] I am not hacked.
[00:14:53] I am an artichoke.
[00:14:55] Now let's start off with clips.
[00:14:57] I laugh, stream in,
[00:14:59] simple as that.
[00:15:01] Yo, speed, you can't do this dance.
[00:15:03] this dance bro if bro if you think I'm up to get up and do this dance bro you
[00:15:19] are told bro jokes on you I'm actually about to do this dance right now bro I
[00:15:23] I ain't gonna lie to you, bro. I'm not the really hit it
[00:15:35] What is that noise? What is that noise? Oh
[00:15:44] I think it's this that's why
[00:15:50] I'll turn that off
[00:15:53] I
[00:15:56] Think it's is bro
[00:15:58] Chat I think it's the uh, no, it's the sound of the gifts bro. Somebody's gifted me and it's like
[00:16:06] For some reason it's like I okay. Okay. I know what it is. I know that it I know that it's I know that it's I know that it's
[00:16:12] I know this it should did this this should have worked if this doesn't work then
[00:16:17] Chat you guys are weird
[00:16:20] Did that work it should work now
[00:16:23] All right. Come on. Hey. Hey. Do you speed? You got to play all financial Freddie game
[00:16:32] challenge. Y'all want me to play all financial Freddie every game? Would y'all want that?
[00:16:38] Yes or no? W family?
[00:16:53] I
[00:16:58] Chat do you think I will ever have a family y'all I think I will ever have a family chat. Yes or no, bro
[00:17:06] One day one day
[00:17:09] One day one day
[00:17:12] Four years ago. I was in my mom's house in my mom's room
[00:17:17] streaming barking
[00:17:19] Sue him
[00:17:21] Christopher now though like my house on fire a kid from Ohio fortune
[00:17:27] Just doing anything
[00:17:31] You can do it everyone
[00:17:40] W
[00:17:43] Bro, what the dude are you?
[00:17:45] How do you show like the audio stuff? Where's audio mixer at?
[00:17:56] Bro, how do you show like the audio mixes, bro? I keep hearing that. What is that? Yo,
[00:18:07] Oh
[00:18:10] Yo
[00:18:11] See if it's remote server OBS making that noise. It's in one of your chrome tabs remerks server OBS
[00:18:17] Is it the IRL toolkit one? Yeah, I
[00:18:21] don't make it
[00:18:25] Get that window off the screen, bro. What I exited
[00:18:29] Okay, I just deleted it
[00:18:41] Bro it has to be this chat box in okay. I bet okay
[00:18:48] Remember I cannot laugh bro. I cannot laugh I cannot laugh
[00:18:53] If you want to go and do a comic con Iro stream try collab with emerald the co cosplay specialist
[00:19:01] Try y'all made it do a call a
[00:19:04] What's that called? Yeah, I'm gonna do a cosplay bro. I'm gonna do that
[00:19:23] Oh
[00:19:32] Okay, bro, I'm not a lot of you. I'm the child I will do a Europe tour
[00:19:37] Okay, chat. Where's the channel the lab channel? There's a chat
[00:19:41] What the you'll know what is is a testament is it this? Oh
[00:19:47] What the hell is that noise bro like seriously?
[00:19:53] what the freak wait I actually had how do you take the volume mixer wait let me turn
[00:20:18] I don't stream laughs. Let me see if that's it.
[00:20:22] I haven't feel it. It's not stream laughs.
[00:20:26] This.
[00:20:30] What is that? Is that discord?
[00:20:33] Is it discord?
[00:20:40] Bro, it might be discord.
[00:20:43] I just turned out discord and it stopped.
[00:20:46] But what is it? Okay, now turn it back up.
[00:20:53] See?
[00:20:56] It is Discord. What is it though?
[00:21:04] Sorry, Jeff, you're back. You're back with that. It's freaking Discord.
[00:21:11] What does that sound?
[00:21:16] Thank you.
[00:21:46] you
[00:22:16] you
[00:22:46] you
[00:23:16] you
[00:23:46] you
[00:24:16] Okay, I have a black marker here, all right.
[00:24:43] Try, wait.
[00:24:50] Hold on, I was just saying, try to make me laugh, right?
[00:24:58] Yeah.
[00:25:03] I
[00:25:12] Boom W handwriting
[00:25:16] Baby come on now too easy, bro. Yeah, why am I so why am I so bright?
[00:25:24] Yeah, let me make it less bite. Okay, that's probably better now
[00:25:27] Well, is it inverted yo AI why do I hear the same this is not AI
[00:25:39] how would I know because it's not AI are you live streaming right now
[00:25:51] What the fuck is bro what is that noise I
[00:26:00] Love you right now
[00:26:07] He said what are you live streaming I know yo bro try to make me laugh bro try to make me laugh
[00:26:13] Are you last year right now? Oh my yeah, you're gonna skip you're gonna skip
[00:26:18] I'm not gonna skip chat. He has to get
[00:26:25] skipped.
[00:26:28] Wow, that's crazy. That's crazy.
[00:26:30] Chat is this like is this is this really what's happening right now?
[00:26:35] Is this really what's happening right now?
[00:26:38] In light is people just gonna give me.
[00:26:44] Yo, yo, you scared me.
[00:26:49] Yes.
[00:26:50] Okay.
[00:26:51] Can you try to make me laugh?
[00:26:55] Oh my God, I show speed.
[00:27:02] Oh my, oh my God.
[00:27:09] Can you try to make me laugh?
[00:27:13] No, what why do I keep hearing? Oh my goodness
[00:27:20] Bro, I'm like seriously a monster. What is this noise? Oh, I
[00:27:25] Just for you, bro. Oh my god. Oh
[00:27:34] My god, oh my god
[00:27:36] I
[00:27:39] Mean bro, I didn't say me
[00:27:47] Yo make me laugh
[00:27:52] Yo, bro, can you do me a favor and try to make me laugh bro?
[00:27:57] No, bro, why why don't just why don't tell me why?
[00:28:01] Why kiss your black
[00:28:12] Beach
[00:28:14] So lucky bro. He's so lucky dog
[00:28:17] He's so bro. I was about to just whoop it bro. He's so lucky, bro
[00:28:23] So goddamn lucky, bro
[00:28:26] Yo, I go yo, bro. Can you try to make me laugh, bro?
[00:28:29] bro listen listen to this listen to this one listen to this have you ever
[00:28:36] heard of UK pooh bro no what's this
[00:28:47] come slap me again come slap me slap me again come slap me slap me again come
[00:28:53] slap me slap me again cuz I let that slide think again
[00:28:56] man get your ass out of my goddamn face bro I'm such a fan bro I'm a fan bro I'm a fan
[00:29:04] bro I'm a fan bro that she wasn't fun you're no I didn't laugh bro I didn't laugh I didn't
[00:29:13] laugh I have you have one more you have one more I got one more I got one more okay I didn't
[00:29:18] laugh though UK pooh
[00:29:20] shut up
[00:29:22] shut up
[00:29:24] shut up
[00:29:26] shut up
[00:29:28] shut up
[00:29:30] shut up
[00:29:32] shut up
[00:29:34] no bone
[00:29:36] no bone
[00:29:38] no bone
[00:29:40] no bone
[00:29:42] no bone
[00:29:44] no off the music
[00:29:46] I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
[00:29:50] Bro, am I tripping?
[00:29:52] Bro, is this speed?
[00:29:53] Hey, Christian, you're in the
[00:29:54] auto. Hey, bro.
[00:29:56] Can you try to make me laugh,
[00:29:57] bro?
[00:29:59] All right, bro, it comes after
[00:30:00] three, bro.
[00:30:02] Four?
[00:30:03] No, bro.
[00:30:05] What?
[00:30:06] Your mom.
[00:30:08] I love your mom.
[00:30:09] I love your mom, bro.
[00:30:11] That, bro, that don't even make
[00:30:12] sense for you to even.
[00:30:14] Yo.
[00:30:15] What is he even talking about?
[00:30:19] Yo!
[00:30:20] Yo!
[00:30:23] Yo!
[00:30:26] Can you try to make me laugh?
[00:30:32] There's no way.
[00:30:34] There is a way.
[00:30:37] Yo!
[00:30:38] Can you try to make me laugh?
[00:30:40] I can hear you.
[00:30:42] Who's A.I. from?
[00:30:44] I guess it.
[00:30:47] Yo!
[00:30:50] I just beat?
[00:30:51] Can you try to make me laugh so I can aim on screen?
[00:30:54] Wait, are you real?
[00:30:56] Oh, oh, oh, I'm, I'm no I'm fake.
[00:31:00] Oh, I'm guilty.
[00:31:01] Oh, I'm not real.
[00:31:03] You see, I'm not real.
[00:31:05] Are you?
[00:31:06] I'm A.I.
[00:31:08] I'm a I hello. Are you right now? No, I'm a I speed
[00:31:17] Yeah, all right. Bye. Bye if you really wait, wait, wait
[00:31:27] Like what type of jokes any joke
[00:31:33] As long as it makes
[00:31:36] Can I take a screenshot?
[00:31:38] Yeah, you can take a screenshot
[00:31:43] So, okay
[00:31:46] Let me think of a good one, okay. All right. All right
[00:31:55] Wait, so are you live?
[00:32:00] I'm just wondering I'm just wondering guess if I make a horrible joke then it's gonna be so awkward
[00:32:05] Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm love there's a lot of people watching right now and and my title of my stream is if I
[00:32:13] Laugh I in stream, okay
[00:32:15] So if you make me laugh you can literally end of my stream right now you have the power to end my stream
[00:32:25] Yeah, okay
[00:32:28] Oh, I see myself.
[00:32:35] Okay.
[00:32:36] How are you going to say that?
[00:32:42] Well...
[00:32:43] Yeah, she's not going to...
[00:32:48] Say you're...
[00:32:50] Why did Sayori not pass?
[00:32:54] What?
[00:32:56] Why didn't say Yori pass?
[00:32:59] Why didn't what?
[00:33:01] Why didn't say Yori pass?
[00:33:05] Why didn't say Yori pass?
[00:33:09] I don't know.
[00:33:11] Because she was hanging around you.
[00:33:18] All right
[00:33:27] No way chat, I don't think I'm a laugh, bro
[00:33:32] Yo, could y'all in my stream
[00:33:39] I
[00:33:48] Sit down and think about life real quick, bro.
[00:33:50] Now sit down, bro.
[00:33:52] Sit down, bro.
[00:33:53] Sit down.
[00:33:54] Sit down and think about life, bro.
[00:33:57] Sit down, bro.
[00:33:57] Sit down and think about life, because you got me messed up,
[00:34:00] bro.
[00:34:02] Sit down, bro.
[00:34:04] Sit down, bro.
[00:34:05] Real talk.
[00:34:06] I can't, bro.
[00:34:06] And I know you, bro.
[00:34:07] You live down the street, bro.
[00:34:08] I can call your mom right now, bro.
[00:34:10] I can't, bro.
[00:34:11] Go home right now.
[00:34:12] No real talk, bro.
[00:34:13] No, bro.
[00:34:14] No, bro.
[00:34:15] Yes, bro.
[00:34:16] Sit down, bro.
[00:34:17] sit down because you are playing bro
[00:34:19] you playing
[00:34:21] i'm sorry i just did
[00:34:23] you playing for no reason bro
[00:34:25] yeah i'm sorry
[00:34:27] show me the meaning
[00:34:29] sit down bro
[00:34:31] sit down bro
[00:34:33] tell your friend in there to be quiet
[00:34:35] because i don't even know where he's going
[00:34:37] sorry
[00:34:39] no look y'all can't skip bro
[00:34:41] playing bro
[00:34:43] yo bro can you try to make me laugh so hard
[00:34:45] I knew it. Yo, can you talk?
[00:34:52] Oh, South Africa.
[00:34:55] South Africa, brother. Can you try to make me laugh so I can
[00:35:00] stream? Oh my gosh. I'm not a comedian, bro.
[00:35:06] Come on
[00:35:18] Oh my god, I don't know how to say
[00:35:30] Yeah, I know bro. Yeah chat I don't laugh. All right, brother. Peace out bro. Yeah
[00:35:36] I don't laugh. I literally don't
[00:35:43] The what
[00:35:45] Yeah, I'm okay. Look
[00:35:48] What yeah, I have a joke for you. What do you think my grandpa told me right before he kicked the bucket?
[00:35:54] What do I think your grandpa told you right before he kicked the bucket? Yeah
[00:35:59] How far do you think I'll take this bucket? He said grandson. I love you carry on my will
[00:36:05] Yeah bro, Cristonaro Siouvi, for me he's the best man.
[00:36:22] Hey bro.
[00:36:27] What the fuck are you doing man?
[00:36:35] and
[00:36:44] there you should come to bulk here
[00:36:52] bro i mean that was a joke that was a joke yeah no i need jokes in english bro okay it's okay
[00:36:58] it's okay bro nah bro it's it's okay bro w bro it's okay but it's a truck man at least i tried
[00:37:04] You tried bro you tried bro. Yeah, you promised me to come and bugger again, bro. Yes, I will bro. Yes, I will thank you
[00:37:14] Yo, yo, I'm from Russia. Hello. Hello, brother. Can you try to make me laugh? I'll try one second
[00:37:27] A dog
[00:37:31] Sit on my face
[00:37:34] No chance. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. What? No way. Bro, you know he trolling.
[00:37:54] Okay, okay, bro, that's fun. That's fun. All right, bro. What do we do one more time?
[00:38:03] One more time. I hope you know where I should
[00:38:07] talk to pint. What rocked Pete?
[00:38:15] What, bro, check that squiggy?
[00:38:19] bro what bro what is he bro bro can you say can you say Brumolda Brumolda
[00:38:25] what does that mean bro just word in Russian tell what does bro mother mean
[00:38:31] Brumolda what does that mean y'all no they said don't say it bro what does that
[00:38:40] mean it's like most Troy word you know most Troy
[00:38:46] Oh, but my god. Oh, it's good. Oh, all right, bro. Okay
[00:38:52] Yo, bro, can you try to make me laugh?
[00:38:57] Yes, bro, can you try to make me laugh, bro?
[00:39:02] Come on, bro. This is your chance. This is your moment
[00:39:08] These we
[00:39:16] One time, Ronaldo goes to his home. He sees his wife, Georgina Rodriguez.
[00:39:26] And she is pregnant again. And Ronaldo asks Georgina Rodriguez,
[00:39:36] Because why you are pregnant? Because I just, I don't know, but I'm back in the background
[00:39:50] Messi, got a lot of Messi and told Ronaldo about, oh it's not about, about, about you
[00:40:01] thinking, just under Ronaldo, get made it.
[00:40:07] And, and, of course,
[00:40:12] I got a history. I got a history.
[00:40:18] And he puts it on the face and keeps it off to the face.
[00:40:24] Yo bro, I got a history bro. I'm not gonna lie. I got a history bro.
[00:40:27] You got me.
[00:40:28] Oh, but I have a question.
[00:40:31] What did...
[00:40:33] He got me, chat. He got me.
[00:40:35] He got me, chat.
[00:40:36] He got me, chat.
[00:40:37] He got me, chat. I got him.
[00:40:38] He got it bro, chat. I got an history bro.
[00:40:40] I got an instrument that he got me bro. All right job. Peace out, bro. That was the best one so far, bro
[00:40:46] I'm not a lot of you, bro. All right chat. Peace out, bro. Love y'all, bro
[00:41:40] Let's go bro check listen check this stream is simple simple as this y'all if I laugh y'all in stream bro simple as that
[00:41:51] That's really that that's really it if I laugh my in-stream bro
[00:42:05] You're
[00:42:07] Giving this excuse me miss
[00:42:10] Excuse me, miss.
[00:42:15] What?
[00:42:18] Can you have a question to ask you, okay?
[00:42:21] Okay.
[00:42:22] What's your name?
[00:42:23] What's your name?
[00:42:25] Yo, that's ISO speed.
[00:42:28] Yo, hello?
[00:42:34] Yo, hello?
[00:42:36] Yo, hello?
[00:42:37] Yo, hello?
[00:42:39] Hello?
[00:42:40] Yo bro.
[00:42:42] Yo bro, what?
[00:42:43] Can you try to make me laugh so I can am I free?
[00:42:45] No, like for real.
[00:42:47] Sure.
[00:42:48] You do something.
[00:42:49] You do something.
[00:42:50] What do you mean?
[00:42:51] You do something.
[00:42:52] Quick.
[00:42:53] Girl, I don't know.
[00:42:54] I'm the understanding one in this family.
[00:42:56] Oh my God, it's me, girl.
[00:42:57] Girl.
[00:42:58] What?
[00:42:59] Oh, yeah, sorry.
[00:43:01] Oh my God, bro.
[00:43:05] Oh my God.
[00:43:05] I'm going to be like this.
[00:43:14] Oh, my God.
[00:43:19] up the brother and please make
[00:43:23] me laugh brother. Please.
[00:43:26] up brother. Please.
[00:43:29] up brother. Please.
[00:43:31] up brother. Please.
[00:43:33] what the hell you talking about man?
[00:43:35] Hey bro, yo bro, can you make me
[00:43:38] Isn't it?
[00:43:39] Isn't it a sock pussy man?
[00:43:41] That's good for your body.
[00:43:42] What?
[00:43:43] Suck pussy, suck vagina.
[00:43:46] No!
[00:43:47] That's good for your...
[00:43:48] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cut this!
[00:43:50] Bro, cut that out, bro!
[00:43:51] What the hell is you talking about?
[00:43:53] for China
[00:43:55] no hey hey hey hey hey hey cut this
[00:43:59] bro cut that out bro what the hell is you talking about
[00:44:03] come on bro what are you talking about
[00:44:05] that's good for we found Trini man that's good for you man
[00:44:09] bro bro where bro I'm tripping bro what is
[00:44:13] I'm talking about
[00:44:15] yo
[00:44:19] What is on talking about bro, I'm gonna chill man. Yo, hello
[00:44:27] Hello
[00:44:32] Bro come on dude, yo, bro speed yo, bro. Can you make me laugh?
[00:44:39] No, we
[00:44:41] Are you gonna say no way as you watch it on string you like okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
[00:44:45] We'll take this out. Take this out
[00:44:47] Why do they take him off the road?
[00:44:50] To get to the other side.
[00:44:55] Oh my god.
[00:45:00] Holy crap.
[00:45:04] Yo can you make me laugh?
[00:45:06] Yo can you make me laugh?
[00:45:09] Watch your speed.
[00:45:11] Yo brother.
[00:45:13] Huh?
[00:45:15] Can you make me laugh, bros?
[00:45:21] I should speed. I should speed. It's I should speed. It's I should speed. It's I should speed.
[00:45:33] It's me
[00:45:47] Who keeps doing it
[00:45:53] Bro, I know you in my screen, bro
[00:46:03] Why you looking at the camera like that?
[00:46:07] Hello, yo bro, can you try to make me laugh me? I want it. Oh my god
[00:46:15] Hey, bro, try to make me laugh bro. Oh
[00:46:19] Can have a screenshot, bro, bro you get screenshot from the stream. Oh my god
[00:46:28] My god speed speed
[00:46:30] these kids not making me laugh yo don't skip don't skimmy don't skimmy
[00:46:38] no Alex start yo hey look I'm doing this challenge right now where if somebody
[00:46:46] makes me make makes me laugh I have to in my stream so you try to make me laugh
[00:46:49] I'm really not that much of a funny person unfortunately well unfortunately it
[00:46:55] never hurts to try. Okay, right. This is going to be shit. Right. And why did the banana
[00:47:05] go to the doctors? Why did the banana what? Go to the doctors. Go to the doctor? Yeah.
[00:47:13] Why? Because it wasn't peeling very well. Because it wasn't peeling very well. I told
[00:47:22] I'm told you I'm not that much of a funny person.
[00:47:25] No, that wasn't funny.
[00:47:26] Okay, I'll give you one more try, okay?
[00:47:28] One more try.
[00:47:28] Definitely don't,
[00:47:29] because I'll just make a fool of myself.
[00:47:31] Nah, hey, listen, listen.
[00:47:32] I'm a very hard person to laugh, so just try again.
[00:47:37] Well, exactly, so why would I try again?
[00:47:40] Why?
[00:47:41] Why does it keep doing this?
[00:47:44] Try again, try again.
[00:47:46] Right.
[00:47:50] Oh, I don't know, man.
[00:47:52] I
[00:47:54] Come on come on like listen to effort you have to really go for it. I don't know help me
[00:48:00] I'm just like I'm not that type person. I kind of I'm not gonna pop in drugs left-hand center
[00:48:06] All right. Okay. All right chat. She's not good at popping jokes. So I guess
[00:48:12] Okay. All right, man. Okay. All right, you have a nice day. Okay you too
[00:48:17] Yo, can you try to make me laugh? Can you make me laugh?
[00:48:27] Yo, bro. Yo, can you try to make me laugh? Why?
[00:48:42] Why?
[00:48:43] Because I can't in my stream.
[00:48:46] You're streaming right now?
[00:48:49] Yeah.
[00:48:50] Who are you?
[00:48:51] My name's Dorothy.
[00:48:52] You're fake as fuck, bro.
[00:48:56] How are you going to ask for my name?
[00:48:59] They will not tell you my name.
[00:49:00] You say I'm fake.
[00:49:02] I can see it.
[00:49:04] You can see it?
[00:49:05] You can see I'm fake?
[00:49:06] Yeah.
[00:49:07] Like, touch your head.
[00:49:08] Touch your head.
[00:49:09] Touch my hair?
[00:49:11] Yeah.
[00:49:12] .
[00:49:15] No what
[00:49:17] now I think I was wrong
[00:49:19] , you were wrong
[00:49:22] so OK so now you gotta do me a favor and try to make me laugh
[00:49:24] ,
[00:49:27] what makes it laugh
[00:49:29] jokes
[00:49:31] jokesant
[00:49:33] what
[00:49:36] do I know any
[00:49:38] you do a joke
[00:49:40] any jokes. You're swimming right now. All right, bro. If you don't know any jokes,
[00:49:45] bro, then I got to go. He's out. He's out.
[00:49:51] Yo, wait, I don't know. So, uh, for breeze over in people, yo,
[00:49:57] um, okay. Here we go. Um,
[00:50:01] why can't orphans play baseball?
[00:50:06] Why can't orphans play baseball? Why?
[00:50:09] Yeah, because they don't know where home is.
[00:50:25] That's good, bro. Come on.
[00:50:27] That's good. Come on.
[00:50:30] OK, bro, that's good.
[00:50:32] Check. That's a good joke.
[00:50:34] But at least I tried.
[00:50:35] Yeah, at least you did try, bro.
[00:50:37] Yeah, but but that's you know what right because you got so many people coming in your stream right I actually knew to give you a joke
[00:50:45] That's true, and so many people don't give you a joke that I love you so much, man
[00:50:49] Okay, you know what and he actually said a joke can I say one thing more? Okay, what?
[00:50:55] Oh
[00:51:05] Can you try to make me left
[00:51:11] That's a cute cat
[00:51:15] Where you get that hat from bro, that's a cute cat
[00:51:21] Well, I'm gonna check that cute but I can't cute bro
[00:51:25] What's his name?
[00:51:29] What buddy buddy buddy
[00:51:33] Yes, no bodies, bro. They're your buddies are cute. You look cute much
[00:51:39] Cute look cute bro. I'm gonna. I want to give me a new cat
[00:51:44] I want to give me a cat. So I give me another cat. I
[00:51:48] Want to give me a cat, bro? I
[00:51:51] Want to give me a new cat, bro cats are peaceful
[00:51:55] But you look even like CR seven Loki I
[00:52:02] Do you know Uzbekistan yes, I know Uzbekistan
[00:52:06] Then you come Uzbekistan, but I'm coming yo I'm coming to I promise you I'm coming
[00:52:11] I'm coming to I'm coming to Uzbek 20 27 20 look at look at back look at back run. I'll run. I'll look yes
[00:52:21] Wow
[00:52:23] But what
[00:52:26] Another what he talk? Yeah?
[00:52:29] Yeah, another. Yeah
[00:52:32] Well, hey, bro, try to make me laugh, bro. I
[00:52:38] Don't have any drugs you don't have no jokes. Okay, of course because because
[00:52:47] You you are hey
[00:52:54] Bro, I don't know if you're using the right vocabulary terms, bro. What is you talking about? I'm saying we talk in
[00:53:02] What is you talking about how my fate if we talk in?
[00:53:08] This is AI
[00:53:10] Get on my face. You said I'm talking about that. Yo, can you try to make me laugh?
[00:53:16] What the fuck
[00:53:18] Don't please don't call me AI
[00:53:20] You're a I
[00:53:23] After I after I just told you not to do that you gonna do it
[00:53:29] After I just told her I thought just told her she gonna do it
[00:53:34] I thought I just told her
[00:53:37] Don't call me AI and I GG
[00:53:50] I
[00:53:55] Don't cap on
[00:53:58] I'm not alive roll people's really being annoying on his app, bro
[00:54:02] People is both people like boat a lucky he's getting me, bro
[00:54:05] He's so lucky he's getting me, bro. It took me like five seconds to put the words together
[00:54:10] But boy, he's big bro. He's very lucky, bro
[00:54:14] He's very lucky. He's very lucky. He's getting me, bro. Yo, excuse me miss
[00:54:20] I
[00:54:22] Can you try to make me laugh?
[00:54:29] I'm not a comedian. I don't know how I can do it so
[00:54:34] That's
[00:54:36] Well, this isn't a
[00:54:38] Decision just she tried to just throw a magic trick on me to say laugh
[00:54:43] See with try to make me laugh. You got to like do a joke sometimes it doesn't even take a joke
[00:54:50] Okay, so let me think
[00:54:53] What do we an African can say to a European?
[00:54:59] Always makes
[00:55:01] What?
[00:55:03] What can an African say to a European makes?
[00:55:07] Meets what?
[00:55:09] So I did not let me
[00:55:13] Yeah, me like what can I meet?
[00:55:17] Wait, let me
[00:55:18] I did not laugh
[00:55:25] Yes, I can hear you fine
[00:55:28] I was saying so what can an African?
[00:55:33] Yes
[00:55:38] Yes
[00:55:40] Yeah, yes
[00:55:42] Yes, I hear you I hear you
[00:55:45] Yes
[00:55:46] Wait, what's tell her she's saying bro
[00:55:56] Okay, all right, okay, oh
[00:55:58] Guess guess guess. Yeah, guess what they can say what what what can they say?
[00:56:06] Bro
[00:56:11] That's just my junior brothers, okay
[00:56:13] Hello, what's up, bro? What's up? Good morning. So, yeah, I think I've heard that challenge.
[00:56:24] I cannot make you laugh. Sorry. Okay. Okay. Gds. Okay. Ted. Gds said she could make me
[00:56:28] laugh. Okay. Gds. It's okay. It's okay. It's all right. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Gds. Yo, bro.
[00:56:38] Sabner, yeah, bro. Can you try baby left? Okay, I'm gonna try
[00:56:44] Okay
[00:56:46] How are you, bro? I'm good
[00:56:48] fine
[00:56:50] Of course, you're not I
[00:57:08] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[00:57:10] I got you, I got you.
[00:57:14] Round two.
[00:57:15] Look at me.
[00:57:25] Why are you smiling, bro?
[00:57:38] BAAAAAAA
[00:57:41] Okay, maybe you laugh.
[00:57:42] That was a good one though.
[00:57:43] That was a good one though.
[00:57:44] That was a good one.
[00:57:45] He almost said he almost.
[00:57:46] He almost, he almost, almost, almost, almost, he almost got me.
[00:57:51] He almost got me.
[00:57:52] Yo!
[00:57:53] Yo, Speed!
[00:57:54] Yo!
[00:57:55] This is the...
[00:57:57] Actually, this is like a second time I see you here.
[00:58:01] Okay.
[00:58:02] That's fucking...
[00:58:03] That's blazing, bro.
[00:58:04] Previous time, I was not in like any shape, so can I ask you one question?
[00:58:07] Yes, actually, I'm not from Norway. I'm from Ukraine. Okay. Do you have some plans to visit Ukraine one day?
[00:58:19] 2027 most likely 2027 bro, yeah, that's cool. Okay
[00:58:23] All right, can you say can you say hi? Yeah, you know we have Ukrainian swimmer. He's named Billy Billy
[00:58:29] Yo, what's up Billy?
[00:58:31] Yeah, bro. Thank you. I
[00:58:33] Yeah, hello. Yo, well, can you try to make me laugh? Yeah, so
[00:58:40] Pindu
[00:58:43] Pitbull pitbull. Yes. Yeah, I
[00:58:46] Have the perfect impression of the ball. Okay. Okay
[00:58:56] Like the dog
[00:59:03] Oh
[00:59:08] Yo, bro get up and try to make me laugh, bro. You too. I don't like you too comfortable right now
[00:59:12] I don't like I don't even like how you too comfortable, bro
[00:59:16] You just look too comfortable right now, bro. I need you to get out of that comfortable. Uh, yeah, bro
[00:59:21] Yeah, bro. I need you to get up, bro. Come on. Yeah, bro. I need you to get up. Yeah, there we go
[00:59:26] There we go
[00:59:33] Word in why are we in white?
[00:59:39] Can I get a word in bro? Yes, you get a word in first first first of all bro. How was your day?
[00:59:45] My day was good. My day was great
[00:59:48] You know before you before you start trying to get in my cheeks, bro
[00:59:51] How about you take me to dinner first bro? Like you can't you can't just do that, bro
[00:59:56] You know who trying to get into your cheeks, bro?
[00:59:59] What is he? Yo, yo bro, bro, what are you talking about?
[01:00:03] Bro, what is he talking about?
[01:00:07] Nigga, can you listen to me, bro?
[01:00:09] You gotta introduce yourself.
[01:00:10] What is he talking about?
[01:00:11] You gotta make me dance like a monkey, bro.
[01:00:14] You gotta introduce yourself before you try to make me dance like a monkey, bro.
[01:00:17] Oh.
[01:00:18] Like you gotta...
[01:00:19] No, bro.
[01:00:20] At least try and get...
[01:00:21] Yo, bro.
[01:00:22] Bro.
[01:00:23] Chat.
[01:00:24] Bro.
[01:00:25] Y'all hear him?
[01:00:34] What the fuck are you looking at?
[01:00:39] Seating me what he thought he was doing out there.
[01:00:42] What?
[01:00:43] My nigga?
[01:00:45] What?
[01:00:46] You might not have what it, funny thing you found.
[01:00:49] I don't know what the hell you're saying.
[01:00:51] Don't you think you're saying that right?
[01:00:53] Yeah, motherf***er!
[01:00:55] Yeah, no.
[01:01:01] What's your name?
[01:01:03] What's your name?
[01:01:05] I'm...
[01:01:07] I'm...
[01:01:09] I'm good, I'm good.
[01:01:11] You... you see us...
[01:01:13] We have... we have...
[01:01:15] Okay.
[01:01:17] Okay.
[01:01:19] I
[01:01:23] Hello, yeah, I'm from good son. You're from Kurdistan. No, okay. Can you I'm
[01:01:30] YouTube, can you try to make me laugh?
[01:01:34] No, no, and you come to Kurdistan Kurdistan
[01:01:38] Yeah, did you plan? Yes, 2027 bro 2026 about that the year bro the year is almost over it, bro
[01:01:46] 2027 come on, bro. It's 2027 a year
[01:01:48] Come on, bro. It's 20 27. All right, bro
[01:01:54] Don't worry, bro. Don't worry, bro 20 27. Yeah, keep telling me go to Kurdistan
[01:02:11] So you may date so you may date your background
[01:02:14] ground to, you know, try to stare in some rumors, but it, but it, but it ain't working
[01:02:21] though. It's not working, bro. Okay. All right, bro. See, look, you see now, look, that strike
[01:02:26] two, that strike two, because what the hell bro? What is it? Okay.
[01:02:33] What the hell is that? Angry Birds? You know it?
[01:02:38] Oh, what is this?
[01:02:39] I
[01:02:48] Know
[01:02:55] Okay, I
[01:02:58] Did not laugh bro. Who laughs?
[01:03:02] Yo
[01:03:04] Hey, man, can you try to make me laugh, bro?
[01:03:06] Try to make you laugh. Yes. How do I know you're not speed? How do I not know? Well, how do I know?
[01:03:15] Hey, man
[01:03:17] You keep asking questions in life and they not gonna get a answer bro
[01:03:21] You just got a roll with it, bro. So just try to make me laugh man. That's it. That's it
[01:03:29] Bro, I'm gonna make it up. I can make people laugh, but okay. Do it like stick something or so so I know
[01:03:35] what sticks on fingers up like five four three
[01:03:45] down this crazy you have nothing do you bro you have nothing I just woke up
[01:03:56] what does that mean bro when you wake up you always gotta have a joke in your
[01:04:00] Brain both you always all right. All right. Let me let me think let me think let me look give me like 10 seconds. I'll go away
[01:04:11] No, bro, I don't think in me bro. So good. It's all good, bro
[01:04:15] He made me like do all that to set verification for not even him and even say a joke. Yo, kid. You got a joke, bro
[01:04:27] Yo
[01:04:29] can I hear me hey bro yeah yeah I got some jokes up your sleeve or not okay
[01:04:41] what imagine if I met for the daughter would you drink it if you what if I met
[01:04:51] for the daughter would you drink it powder daughter what is that what is
[01:04:56] Powder water powder daughter. Oh, what what I'm saying how that's how that's what
[01:05:05] Powder water
[01:05:07] Yeah, what I would I drink it?
[01:05:11] Yeah, well, what is powder water both?
[01:05:16] I'm just it would you drink it?
[01:05:21] What I drink it
[01:05:23] Okay, is that a thing?
[01:05:25] bro yes bro yes yes I would drink powdered water
[01:05:31] okay so I actually drink
[01:05:34] what what did you say bro?
[01:05:40] I said he ordered me
[01:05:43] say I don't like he yapping bro this kid yapping
[01:05:45] say I this kid is yapping bro
[01:05:48] say he might actually be yapping bro
[01:05:52] Yo yo
[01:05:56] Yo, I don't I don't okay you do good. Do it. Oh, yeah
[01:06:01] All right, what do you call a messing guy?
[01:06:03] I lost his car
[01:06:06] Mexican guy who lost his car?
[01:06:08] Yeah, I
[01:06:10] Do not know
[01:06:13] Carlos
[01:06:15] I
[01:06:17] Can't with these shows anymore. This is not even funny, bro
[01:06:29] Yes, babe
[01:06:38] Hey, you made me break my earring, bro
[01:06:45] I lost my earring, bro. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Oh my goodness, bro. I lost my earring,
[01:06:57] bro.
[01:06:58] You'll see. My name is Harry. Your name's Harry. Yeah. Okay, bro. Chat, bro. He made
[01:07:06] me lose my earring in. All right, bro. GG, bro. GG. GG, bro.
[01:07:11] I didn't do you.
[01:07:13] What the hell is my hearing good?
[01:07:18] Oh well.
[01:07:19] I'll find it later.
[01:07:21] I'll find it later.
[01:07:23] OK.
[01:07:25] Yo.
[01:07:26] I show speed.
[01:07:28] Yo, bro, if you make me laugh, I did not.
[01:07:32] Yo, bro, if you make me.
[01:07:37] Everybody want to skit?
[01:07:39] Hello yo, bro. Can you try to make me laugh?
[01:07:46] How are you? I'm good brother. Can you hear me?
[01:07:53] Yo, what about can you make me laugh a joke what do you have a joke?
[01:08:05] Me
[01:08:09] Do you have a joke do you have a joke?
[01:08:16] Yeah, okay, say a joke
[01:08:26] What
[01:08:28] Do you have a joke?
[01:08:31] You have a joke like ha ha ha like a joke like that. You know, okay?
[01:08:39] I
[01:08:46] Tell you totally boom, why do people know?
[01:08:50] What I
[01:08:52] Know I said listen. Do you have like a like a joke like hello the chicken croak like a like a joke
[01:09:00] You know what a joke is?
[01:09:04] You are a famous person I think
[01:09:10] Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I know but I'm doing this challenge where people would have to tell me a joke. Can you tell me a joke?
[01:09:19] You'll get
[01:09:29] Nah, Chad, he got
[01:09:31] Bro, it seems like I'll make it. Who will have more than you make me? Alright, bro. Okay. Alright, bro. GG's GG's
[01:09:38] Hi, bro
[01:09:43] What's that? Hey, hey
[01:09:50] What's what's with the face what's with the what's with the t-girl go
[01:09:58] You have a familiar face
[01:10:00] No, I'm just average though.
[01:10:13] I forgot, what was the name?
[01:10:15] Oh, fuck.
[01:10:18] What was the name?
[01:10:20] Okay, alright, alright, alright, okay, now seriously, can you make me laugh?
[01:10:23] I'm trying to make you laugh.
[01:10:24] Yeah, try to make me laugh.
[01:10:30] I got no jokes in me event just try
[01:10:38] Like
[01:10:42] Okay, where do I look like I'm from oh
[01:10:49] Wait, let me see your face
[01:10:51] where is she from? Thailand? No. Philippines? No. Germany? Never. Yes. Wait, is that sick?
[01:11:20] Singapore
[01:11:23] Singapore
[01:11:25] Chat I'll let the Singapore. You know what there was it. It was fun. I was it. It was for it was fun
[01:11:31] Yeah, I went oh, I went I went all chat. I went up bungee jumping. I went buddy jumping
[01:11:38] But when you jump in ah, yeah, yeah
[01:11:44] Shit you look
[01:11:46] Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Do you have a joke do you have a joke?
[01:11:54] Then this is hard
[01:12:01] Okay, maybe maybe this won't make you laugh, but this is kind of an hinge one time
[01:12:06] I
[01:12:07] Don't know if I'm a killer probably you make it down from the toe
[01:12:10] So, one time, it was the first time I went to a club, I was with my ex and then he shit
[01:12:21] all over the club.
[01:12:23] He what?
[01:12:26] I don't know.
[01:12:28] Boom!
[01:12:30] I was so drunk he shit.
[01:12:32] Oh!
[01:12:34] Sorry, it's not making you laugh, it's making me laugh.
[01:12:38] Bro
[01:12:40] He like poop
[01:12:43] Yeah
[01:12:44] Like just straight like just poop
[01:12:47] pull down his pants and poop I
[01:12:50] Don't probably do. Oh my god, bro
[01:12:57] And then he ran out and then he peed out
[01:13:00] I
[01:13:05] Just oh my day I took her five whole minutes yo
[01:13:15] Yo, brother
[01:13:17] Hello, brother. Can you hear me? Hi? Can you make me laugh? Oh
[01:13:25] That'll be hard me
[01:13:27] the
[01:13:29] five of the chicken crossed the road all my
[01:13:31] the other no like this that the success rate on his joke is probably
[01:13:36] it's one percent it's not it never makes anybody laugh but go ahead go ahead say
[01:13:42] it
[01:13:43] to get to the other side
[01:13:51] get the fuck out
[01:13:53] come on man
[01:13:55] We gotta do better. Let's push come on man. We need more to face him. God damn it. Come on, bruh
[01:14:03] Come on, bruh
[01:14:06] Come on chat
[01:14:08] What is going on, bro?
[01:14:12] Ted G G's, bro
[01:14:15] All right, bro, okay, nah, I'm not this should never ending, bro
[01:14:19] This stream never ending Bo GGs Bo GGs
[01:14:22] I
[01:14:25] This rings never ending
[01:14:29] Yo, bro
[01:14:34] Yo, yo, yo, yo, try to make me land bone
[01:14:38] Okay, I will I was looking for the speed I will I want to pray okay, let's go come on, okay
[01:14:46] Okay, so
[01:14:48] There was a there was a track does that's dribble one time. Yeah
[01:14:52] And he was driving a taxi and he got a ride and it was a naked girl and it was a naked
[01:15:04] girl and she sat back on the car and he was driving and looking in the mirror and the
[01:15:09] naked girl and the rude least act so like having to see a naked girl in a lifetime and
[01:15:16] the driver put out a response that I have seen many naked girls but I don't know where
[01:15:21] where you are paying from hey man that wasn't a bad joke but bro you need to
[01:15:29] laugh for that's the speed I bow I bow are you seriously fortunate laugh upon
[01:15:34] me bro if I didn't laugh I didn't laugh man you can't listen listen listen you
[01:15:40] can't force me to laugh but you need to laugh for the speed
[01:15:46] I
[01:15:50] Was trying to find you for an hour, man
[01:15:58] You prepare that joke you prepare that joke and take your whole hour
[01:16:05] Yes, man, yes, and and that I
[01:16:09] Didn't I didn't I didn't figure that I was doing the list of
[01:16:12] But if that took you a whole hour to prepare bro, then hey, we need some bro
[01:16:30] Mother just try clips bro. I'm not the chocolate because this ain't working bro. This is not working. I'm other just
[01:16:37] Like I'm not gonna discord, bro
[01:16:40] Or like bro, I think people on roblox got a better chance than making me laugh, bro. No cat
[01:16:50] No, kissy
[01:16:55] No, kissy no kissy in my busy because we can get dizzy with
[01:17:04] No my water
[01:17:06] So am I the only person who takes naps during the day or no? Who else takes naps?
[01:17:16] Robots robots does have a game. I forgot what it's called. I think robots have this
[01:17:21] Robots does has a game
[01:17:23] Me okay. All right. All right, bro. I just wanted to make sure I broke it
[01:17:26] I'd be taking naps, bro, but they but chat like it'd be like 20 minutes though 20 minute naps I
[01:17:32] I'll tell you like five I literally take like four 20-minute apps a day for 20
[01:17:39] minute apps a day. Okay, see you one of the contestants is too
[01:18:04] to start dancing so we wanted to get confidence the judges and his mom speak
[01:18:08] to him I think that conversation helped you guys
[01:18:18] I don't know why did he do that why is he doing that Bo?
[01:18:25] What's that like? I'm not gonna lie, bro
[01:18:30] Listen
[01:18:34] Wait, I look he want to learn how to do that move bro. Hey, I think I can do that move
[01:18:39] Yeah, I think I could do this. I want to learn this
[01:18:45] Where you put your leg you put your leg like that they jump over it
[01:18:51] it. But he gets his foot got caught up on his leg. So I try that. It's easy. All right.
[01:19:02] All right. All right. Zay Santana. How about you go up and show the whole screen on what
[01:19:07] you can do? Since it's so easy, right? Yeah, right. At fresh lemon 1617 donated two Canadian
[01:19:21] dollars through super chat speed why did the chicken cross the road why try it
[01:19:28] okay tell us shot let's try it let's try let me try it let me try it I don't
[01:19:35] want to fall though I can try it up I can try it so it's basically so basically
[01:19:41] you hold your foot up wait would it be easier with I find it be easy with this
[01:19:50] So you hold your foot up, do you put that under okay, let's do it
[01:19:57] Come on, I need you to try to bro time just tell me to lock in bro
[01:20:02] Chat if I do a first try
[01:20:04] I gotta say bro like I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, I gotta call me the the go bro if I do a first try if I do a first
[01:20:10] Try let me lock in
[01:20:19] Oh
[01:20:24] Almost almost almost how do I like
[01:20:32] So what I have to do though check how do I do it just something in ills
[01:20:39] Okay
[01:20:45] How do I keep brotha like my leg is getting in the way
[01:20:49] off the bed then your grab your ankle I am dragging my big my my my ankle oh I oh I gotta jump high
[01:21:06] I didn't do it.
[01:21:07] I gotta do it all high ground.
[01:21:10] Okay.
[01:21:23] Wait, okay.
[01:21:24] I have like, no, it's okay.
[01:21:30] Bro, fuck.
[01:21:34] Bro, shut up.
[01:21:35] I
[01:21:38] Bro, check it up, bro
[01:21:41] bro, bro
[01:21:49] So if you could do that say me bro if you do check if you do that say me
[01:21:54] But I can't do it bro. I can do it. I just don't want it. Oh, I can I can actually do it if I actually try
[01:22:00] I can actually do it. I'm just not trying bro. Y'all me to actually try
[01:22:03] I'm not trying
[01:22:07] If I actually wanted to do it, I could do it, bro
[01:22:11] Real talk try it in okay, but let me okay back. Let me actually walk in
[01:22:20] Let me actually drop for real
[01:22:30] How do I like
[01:22:32] Cha, how do I like my legs keep coming out, bro?
[01:22:37] My legs keep coming out.
[01:22:44] Fuck!
[01:22:45] Bro, my legs keep coming out, bro.
[01:22:49] Cha, I might do a larger tutorial, bro.
[01:22:59] What is that called?
[01:23:02] What is it called?
[01:23:22] This. Hi there, in this video I will show you a fairly easy skill which will tie enough and making sure that you are
[01:23:29] to holding your foot, so don't let it go and I will show you that in the end of this video.
[01:23:37] The first exercise that will help you to increase your muscle strength, jumping while
[01:23:42] you are holding your foot actual scale and what you should do is jump as high as needed
[01:23:49] until both of your feet are about to stand demonstrated in the top small screen.
[01:23:55] Now let's have a look at the technique.
[01:23:56] As you notice that the foot that you are holding is below the foot that is jumping, you pull it backwards and that is the exercise.
[01:24:04] And make sure there is enough space between both of your feet because otherwise you will trip yourself and fall.
[01:24:10] So as soon as you notice that the foot that you are holding is...
[01:24:15] So, TAT! So, TAT! TAT! TAT! TAT!
[01:24:17] Basically you gotta hold the foot, right?
[01:24:19] You gotta hold the foot out here.
[01:24:22] You got to like jump over like out here, right?
[01:24:27] Do you got to come up though?
[01:24:29] But the horror part is what I'm coming when I'm messing up on is this part. I
[01:24:35] Keep like I keep I keep hitting my
[01:24:49] I keep
[01:24:52] I'm a bot bro. I'm a bot chat. I'm a bot
[01:25:05] I can't do it because he's five four bone
[01:25:09] I'll learn it one day bro. I'm gonna learn it. I'm gonna learn it, bro
[01:25:17] I'mma learn it bro.
[01:25:23] please
[01:25:41] um
[01:25:43] I
[01:25:52] Don't want server join my server join my server join my server
[01:25:59] Join my server
[01:26:00] You won't learn it
[01:26:02] That's like that's insane
[01:26:05] You just coming into my stream saying you won't learn it
[01:26:08] Watch this bro, but give me literally give me next month. Give me next month to actually like actually learn it
[01:26:18] Wait, I gotta
[01:26:21] All right, yeah, who should I let speak bro, who should I let speak who do you think's funny, bro?
[01:26:29] Who do you think it's funny on here? I'm gonna go with monkey D dragon
[01:26:37] I'm you bro. I'm you tell Mike.
[01:26:44] Hello?
[01:26:46] Hello, what's up? Can you hear me?
[01:26:50] Yes bro, say yo Joe.
[01:26:55] Shit, my phone.
[01:26:56] No, that's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
[01:26:58] Yes, I'm here, I'm here, my phone.
[01:27:00] So, my joke is...
[01:27:06] Say it.
[01:27:09] Uh huh, what happened?
[01:27:11] Yeah, you tell her.
[01:27:13] Yeah, chat.
[01:27:14] No person on the elbow because his news like what is you talking about?
[01:27:17] How you gonna get on the gun?
[01:27:18] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:27:21] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
[01:27:22] Mother.
[01:27:29] Say it.
[01:27:31] All right.
[01:27:32] I'm see.
[01:27:33] All right, let's choose somebody else.
[01:27:34] Let's choose somebody else.
[01:27:35] Let's shoot somebody else. Let's shoot somebody else. All right, let's choose
[01:27:41] Grave Grave looks like he's funny
[01:27:46] Yo, great give us a joke for the same
[01:27:50] Yo
[01:27:52] Hey, I got a joke knock knock who's there
[01:27:59] Who's there
[01:28:01] I
[01:28:03] Ice
[01:28:05] Ice ice ice ice ice ice
[01:28:13] Who they was ice? Yes
[01:28:19] Say who ice who I
[01:28:22] I
[01:28:26] So the meb you fucking black made him near me. Oh, hey
[01:28:31] Cannot believe but welcome to Disney Channel Disney Channel is where you see stars and you can see the light
[01:28:38] You can see everything you
[01:28:45] Where if I catch him one day boss with why don't sit in this
[01:28:49] What is he sending bo?
[01:28:55] Bo I know I check yeah, I know why you coming up on the seat you coming up on the seat yo, bro. What did you send it through the chat?
[01:29:05] See I a bro, what is you sending Bo?
[01:29:11] Where do you send me?
[01:29:14] You hear me I can't hear you I can hear you go talk
[01:29:19] Bro, it's you. I'm sending you, bro. It's you.
[01:29:27] Bro, if you don't say a joke right now, and it's not funny, you're getting K. Hurry up.
[01:29:32] Bro, do you not like the image of yourself?
[01:29:34] Bro, just take the joke, bro. Save the joke.
[01:29:38] Uh, said joke. Uh, uh, why did the chicken cross the road?
[01:29:46] Why?
[01:29:49] I
[01:30:03] Lot of your good good, bro. Good. I'm out bro get out get out get out get out
[01:30:07] I'm changing the seat child who looks funny though. Let me see arick. Let's sit arick your arick
[01:30:15] What the hello?
[01:30:17] Ah, bro, Arik!
[01:30:21] Y'all, what's good, speed?
[01:30:23] Bro, can you try to make me laugh, bro?
[01:30:32] I got you, brother.
[01:30:33] You wanna hear a joke?
[01:30:34] Yeah.
[01:30:37] I got you, brother.
[01:30:39] Do you get a joke?
[01:30:40] Yeah.
[01:30:41] Can't size four, I had as little.
[01:30:44] Bro, get your laugh, oh, get your big Spider-Man ass
[01:30:47] the stage but get off the stage come on
[01:30:49] bird
[01:30:50] white boat you chat no bro he'll not
[01:30:53] hey hey hey you don't want to fight
[01:30:56] buddy no you really want to fight no
[01:30:58] wait see about to give me band boat
[01:31:01] this band both tell you about to give me
[01:31:03] band I show me yeah get up
[01:31:07] Yeah, I'll sit there.
[01:31:16] LeBronLover123
[01:31:19] Hey, LeBronLover123, what's up?
[01:31:24] Yo, LeBronLover.
[01:31:26] Hey, how's it going, Molly?
[01:31:28] Can you, uh, make me laugh?
[01:31:30] Yeah, I got you, bro.
[01:31:32] You ready?
[01:31:34] Yeah, I'm ready.
[01:31:36] What you call an alligator in a vest?
[01:31:39] What?
[01:31:40] An investigator!
[01:31:42] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[01:31:50] Bro.
[01:31:51] Alright, let's do, uh, let's do Tahirib.
[01:31:56] Tahirib.
[01:31:57] Yo, Tahirib, what's up, brother?
[01:31:59] What's up, brother?
[01:32:01] Can you, uh, make me laugh so I can in-stream?
[01:32:05] I'll try I'll try okay
[01:32:10] Okay size forehead
[01:32:14] Overused overused joke that I heard maybe fuck
[01:32:19] What is he sending to the chat what let me try one more time go
[01:32:25] How do you make a napkin dance how you put a little boogie in it
[01:32:31] Yeah, bro. All right, chat, let's try out somebody else. Let's try out. Let's do let's
[01:32:42] invite. Let's invite Luffy. Let's invite Luffy to the stage. Hey, Luffy, can you make us
[01:32:51] laugh monkey do you think are you there yes can you make us laugh Luffy why did the chicken
[01:33:09] Got it on why the why?
[01:33:15] Why
[01:33:20] You don't know you don't know why the chicken crossed the road so when you asked me why did the chicken cross the road?
[01:33:27] You truly didn't know why the chicken crossed the road
[01:33:34] You can't be serious, bro
[01:33:36] Yeah, he really don't know why the chicken crossed the road check usually when you add somebody why why the chicken crossed the road
[01:33:42] You would know but yeah, he truly don't know why
[01:33:48] Like chat only think he was trolling he truly don't know why the chicken crossed the road you don't know for real
[01:33:55] So he don't know yeah, all right, bro. Let's invite somebody else to the seat. Let's invite
[01:34:08] I'm Billy
[01:34:11] Yo, Billy, can you make the stream glad for us Billy?
[01:34:18] Billy
[01:34:20] I
[01:34:22] I
[01:34:24] I
[01:34:26] I
[01:34:28] I
[01:34:30] I
[01:34:32] I
[01:34:34] I
[01:34:36] I
[01:34:38] I
[01:34:40] I
[01:34:42] I
[01:34:44] I
[01:34:46] I
[01:34:48] How you got that?
[01:34:50] Billy?
[01:34:52] Get the hell out of the seat, Billy!
[01:34:54] Come on, Speed!
[01:34:56] Come on, Billy!
[01:34:58] Alright, let's do Stephanie.
[01:35:00] Yo, Stephanie!
[01:35:02] Hi!
[01:35:04] Yeah, do you have a joke?
[01:35:06] Yes, I have a joke.
[01:35:08] Okay, let's hear it, Stephanie.
[01:35:10] Okay, so, um,
[01:35:12] so basically,
[01:35:14] if you're walking into the store
[01:35:16] and you see a dog. I'm gonna buy the dog so that you can get another dog and you
[01:35:23] can eat your food with the dog. Stephanie, what are you talking about?
[01:35:32] I
[01:35:37] Just get a dog
[01:35:41] Oh, what is that to me? What is she talking about bro?
[01:35:49] Okay, all right, was that your joke? Oh, yeah
[01:35:55] Okay, yo, whoa, what is renaud?
[01:35:58] Well, that's a run out. Oh, let's invite your run out. Oh, can you tell us a joke?
[01:36:15] Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know, can you say
[01:36:20] I
[01:36:25] See he's a joke
[01:36:31] Renato you almost got me bo almost laughs Renato Renato. Oh, I almost laugh
[01:36:42] Chai I don't love oh
[01:36:45] Yo Charles, can you make the stream laugh?
[01:36:50] I didn't laugh chat I did not laugh
[01:36:55] Yo Charles
[01:37:00] Bo
[01:37:02] Charles
[01:37:05] Charles
[01:37:09] But is he even here Charles
[01:37:11] I'm.
[01:37:15] What are these?
[01:37:18] All right, bro. Charles is here, bro. Let's do. Let's do
[01:37:25] Dria.
[01:37:28] Hello. Yeah, Dria. Yeah. Dria, can you tell us a joke?
[01:37:33] I'm bro. $20. Dria. You being serious? Dria. Let's play
[01:37:39] You know, Andrea, if you can sing a song and it's a good song, I'll let you borrow $20. Let's go
[01:38:00] Andrea
[01:38:09] What am I brother really likes you can you say hi hi brother?
[01:38:13] Hi speed
[01:38:16] All right, bro. You tell me a joke
[01:38:19] Where did Darth Vader get his sneakers? Where the Darth Maul?
[01:38:32] Nice nice brother nice nice
[01:38:35] All right, bro, who in his lobby is funny, bro? Let's ask the cat yo cat
[01:38:44] Can you all tell us a joke?
[01:38:53] Mr. Cat kitty kitty
[01:38:59] Kitty kitty
[01:39:05] Okay, bye-bye.
[01:39:07] Meow!
[01:39:09] Meow!
[01:39:11] Meow!
[01:39:13] Meow!
[01:39:15] Meow!
[01:39:17] Let's do another cat.
[01:39:19] Yo, Gaser, Gaser!
[01:39:21] Yo, speed!
[01:39:23] Gaser, Gaser!
[01:39:25] Let me tell you something.
[01:39:27] Now, it's a great joke.
[01:39:31] Why did Epstein buy a slave?
[01:39:35] I
[01:39:45] Are you serious, bro? Are you serious right now? Are we serious?
[01:39:55] Yo Fran yo skeleton, can you make his laugh?
[01:40:01] Okay, okay, okay
[01:40:03] Wait, wait, wait.
[01:40:08] I'm from Argentina.
[01:40:10] Let me translate the joke.
[01:40:13] Okay.
[01:40:14] Okay.
[01:40:15] Bro, what the hell are you looking at?
[01:40:25] Oh.
[01:40:26] What?
[01:40:27] what? chat, new server or no y'all? I'm not making new servers so new people can join
[01:40:34] Okay. Wait, wait, wait. All right. Bo. What is your type?
[01:40:49] Sorry, sorry. Okay, okay, okay. How do you know if an African woman is pregnant?
[01:40:59] how you think i love for bread and if you come out beaten she is
[01:41:07] man she's good man she's great
[01:41:14] bro i'll make a new lobby bro i'll make a new lobby what was that bro chat listen bro i'm making
[01:41:24] a new lobby bro this is the last lobby on boat i'm making a new server bro only join if you're joking
[01:41:47] speed game
[01:41:48] Okay
[01:41:52] Okay
[01:41:59] Okay
[01:42:01] Welcome welcome if you're now joining the ISO speed
[01:42:05] Lobby this is the ISO speed lobby where you can join and actually say a joke
[01:42:10] So join in a lot of contestants are now coming in and I'm currently muted. I'm sorry. All right first one
[01:42:16] we have we have KY KY in DZ IN first one now you can go okay sir yes we can
[01:42:35] hear you can you tell your joke please okay I from claim bro I I appreciate it
[01:42:42] what you chose me bro. So my joke is my poop is very loud. I love pooping. I like dirty
[01:42:57] toilet and I want to just eat sausages. Bro, kyn underscore DZIN. Listen to the words
[01:43:11] That's about to come out my mouth from all right
[01:43:16] What
[01:43:20] The hell are you talking about bro, I'm just starting I just
[01:43:27] Living life. I don't know bro
[01:43:29] Yo, yo, but yo hey, alright. Okay, sorry. Do you want to keep okay?
[01:43:36] Okay
[01:43:38] Okay, okay, who wants to come up? Okay, Sharky
[01:43:57] Sharky
[01:44:08] Oh
[01:44:38] Oh, uh-oh.
[01:44:40] This is-
[01:44:40] Bro, bro, just see him, bro. Just tell me a joke.
[01:44:43] Just tell me a joke, bro. Just tell me a joke.
[01:44:45] Bro, bro, I swear I'm straight, though.
[01:44:52] Oh, my God.
[01:44:53] I'm lay-headed.
[01:44:55] Yo, big, big boy, I'm sorry. I'm straight, though.
[01:45:02] Wake up!
[01:45:03] No!
[01:45:04] Oh, my God, get him out! Get him out!
[01:45:06] like the hell what the hell what was he doing oh my goodness
[01:45:21] I
[01:45:23] I
[01:45:25] I
[01:45:27] I
[01:45:29] I
[01:45:31] I
[01:45:33] I
[01:45:35] I
[01:45:37] I
[01:45:39] God's okay. All right. Can you tell her Joe Kermit?
[01:45:43] What did the run across the chicken?
[01:45:47] Why?
[01:45:48] To get to the chicken
[01:45:55] Come on Kermit, is that generally the best joke bro?
[01:45:59] Yeah, so I've got unfortunate there. Sorry, mate. Sorry
[01:46:02] All right, so it's all fairs. Oh, you know, it's so good. Let's do let's ask Freddie to fast bear your Freddy fast bear
[01:46:16] Are you too short to even being here, bro?
[01:46:20] I'm letting you know it's here. He can't even fit on the chair. Yo, bro
[01:46:32] I why did the chicken cross the road speed?
[01:46:37] Why why
[01:46:41] Okay, listen listen listen my English is no good. I'm from Venezuela, bro
[01:46:47] Bo why I keep doing it Bo check. Yo, I keep stealing jokes
[01:46:55] Are y'all doing it stealing jokes you okay?
[01:47:02] Oh my god, hey, okay, you're so loud the audience it can hear you
[01:47:10] I'm sorry. There's somebody right behind you. Okay, okay?
[01:47:16] He's right there. Yes, okay, okay now. Can you tell me a joke? Okay? Oh
[01:47:24] Why was the
[01:47:26] why was the dog walking the cat puppies why cuz they needed to go to the
[01:47:33] dark mall
[01:47:38] you know I'm sorry girl I was okay okay you know it it was good okay you're
[01:47:44] all good okay okay okay you're all good that was a good one okay that was a
[01:47:50] good one let me okay let's get let's get the let's get a penguin here
[01:47:56] Oh, yeah, Mr. Penguin. Can you tell us a joke so I can in-stream?
[01:48:02] Yes, so
[01:48:04] Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Why?
[01:48:09] Because it's a little meatier
[01:48:14] Not funny. Oh
[01:48:16] Come on
[01:48:17] Sorry, no chat like I don't like I alright that should I like open up a little bit?
[01:48:22] I find it's me now to I like it to me problem. Like is it me who's this or like these are generally not funny
[01:48:29] Like is it a me problem? Okay. Let's ask Spongebob
[01:48:32] Yo, uh, Spongebob
[01:48:34] Yo speed
[01:48:36] Yo, can you tell me?
[01:48:42] What yeah
[01:48:46] What do you say stable and I don't want you
[01:48:49] Oh
[01:48:51] I'm not the kick you out this damn lobby, bro. Yeah, okay, so why do you join a lobby dumbass?
[01:49:02] See, bro, you got me cussing, bro
[01:49:07] Boys are lucky. I can't cuss right now, bro. You are a goofy. Why are you joining my lobby if you're not gonna say a joke?
[01:49:19] Yo granny hunter
[01:49:26] Yo granny hunter granny hunter are you gonna talk or no?
[01:49:49] Like I'm a troll me like I'm not even taking it serious. Like I'll get it. I got a joke. I got a joke. I got a joke.
[01:49:59] Why did the cat feed the dog? Why?
[01:50:05] Because because he did
[01:50:11] Y'all not even taking his bro get him out. Oh, go go go like I'm not even taking it serious
[01:50:19] He
[01:50:24] Bro, guess what?
[01:50:32] Yo snowman
[01:50:36] Snowman
[01:50:39] You got a joke. Yes. Yes. All right knock knock who's there?
[01:50:45] Me I'm at the door speed. Oh my god
[01:50:49] you're at the door yes it's me I'm the joke I'm at the door speed I'm a
[01:51:05] was that funny chat
[01:51:19] I
[01:51:24] know
[01:51:27] Bro oh
[01:51:32] Chat what's his name again?
[01:51:37] Speed yo, bro make me laugh, bro
[01:51:40] Yo, do you remember me?
[01:51:42] Yes, Tom. Yes, Tom in high school in high school. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
[01:51:46] I was in a wheelchair. You used to show me your lockers. You used to hand me from my draws in the change room
[01:51:52] Do you remember?
[01:51:53] Bull stop lying for the string, bro. Don't, bro.
[01:51:56] Don't you remember?
[01:51:57] You guys hung me up on the floor for my draws, bro.
[01:52:01] Bro, just say the joke, bro. Just say the joke. You know how to do all this?
[01:52:06] Bro, don't you dare want me to remember?
[01:52:09] I
[01:52:14] Not even Tom, bro. No, is that KSI? Who is this bro?
[01:52:20] Why does your Roblox character look like a real person, bro? Yo, bro
[01:52:28] Yo
[01:52:31] Yeah, let's suck it. Yo, you you got a joke
[01:52:36] I
[01:52:39] Got a joke. All right bet. Can you say a joke?
[01:52:43] You fucking big black stupid nigga fuck you stinky nigga and you should have ruined it
[01:52:50] And got me
[01:52:53] What you didn't say you fucking stupid nigga. I'm a white
[01:52:58] We're luggage. I'm a what?
[01:53:01] What?
[01:53:06] Yes, Steve.
[01:53:09] We're getting our spin.
[01:53:10] Bro, is this his little brother?
[01:53:14] Yes, this is me, we are back on shit.
[01:53:19] Bro.
[01:53:20] Yo, bro, I'm guy, I'm guy, yo.
[01:53:22] Zoom.
[01:53:24] Bro, is that Boyako Saka?
[01:53:26] Yo.
[01:53:27] Yo, Steve, that's good, bro.
[01:53:28] I love you, bro.
[01:53:29] Bro, bro, can you make me lab room? I got you. I got you. Oh, why couldn't the toilet paper crossed the road?
[01:53:35] Why?
[01:53:37] Busy guys stuck in a crack
[01:53:46] I'm not this hard kicking people out the lobby once they said a joke so new people can join my body rough cuz I
[01:53:54] Got a piece so bad. I've been holding in this whole time
[01:53:57] Um, bro, what's up, like, who is this dude?
[01:54:02] Yo, uh, Ziggy Mario 13.
[01:54:08] Ziggy Mario.
[01:54:10] Hold up, I gotta pee real quick.
[01:54:11] I'll be right back.
[01:54:13] Yo, when I pee, tell her to joke.
[01:54:16] Okay, I got a Peto.
[01:54:17] I'll be right back.
[01:54:57] Bro, you tellin' me, I go to the bathroom.
[01:55:13] Use the bathroom.
[01:55:15] Come back, sit on a chair, and I'm banned?
[01:55:21] I
[01:55:24] Said we're lying all my mommy are tripping boat. How is this even possible?
[01:55:37] How is that even possible I literally peed
[01:55:41] Dude, bro, look at this book bro. Oh my goodness, dude. Oh
[01:55:50] My god, bro
[01:55:58] Look at this, bro, what happened? Oh
[01:56:07] My gosh, let me react to clips, bro. That is insane
[01:56:11] Who the fuck is he and why the fuck he ain't in my draws yet?
[01:56:16] Cause fuck bitch!
[01:56:18] Yo what yo what what what what what's what's them actually not laughing bro.
[01:56:24] I am the C of the BCC, my time to make you a frequency, I'm the demigod, I'm the demigod
[01:56:30] man.
[01:56:31] Like why Steak?
[01:56:32] Steak what are you doing bro?
[01:56:35] Steak like just bro what are you doing bro?
[01:56:38] Steak what are you honestly doing bro?
[01:56:41] I never knew he made a song bro
[01:56:48] What is bro like honestly doing?
[01:57:01] Speed this is your brother from India
[01:57:11] What the hell is this somebody in India who looks exactly like me, what is he look exactly
[01:57:22] like me, bro?
[01:57:23] What?
[01:57:24] Who is this?
[01:57:25] It's my screaming is my who is this?
[01:57:32] But I got a brother in India
[01:57:46] Now I go out that is cooked bro. It might be actually cooked. Yo, I know I let me call my brother brother. Let me call my brother
[01:57:53] My brother can make me laugh. He's usually very good at it. Actually
[01:58:01] For nine I got on for my guess chat. We might get on freakin boat. We might hit 61 mil
[01:58:09] Chetamokey get kind of hungry catch that eat. I might I might need to give me a bagel from downstairs
[01:58:19] Yo, you still sleep
[01:58:23] Yeah, you actually
[01:58:29] Go get your broken to get up, bro. I'm doing to try out the last
[01:58:37] Not the bro nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing bro
[01:58:41] I'm doing to try not to laugh and I was gonna have you come in a stream, but you're asleep, bro
[01:58:47] I feel like wait, I feel like I could do this in for night though
[01:58:49] I might get on for night looking at that bro. Peace out
[01:58:59] At Glicko 8 big 40 donated 11 euros and 99 cents through super chat
[01:59:05] You speed can you try the hour of creation on Roblox hour of creation?
[01:59:13] Hour of creation
[01:59:16] Just dance
[01:59:19] Come on, dance dance a scary game
[01:59:28] At eternal aesthetics donated one dollar and ninety nine cents through super chat
[01:59:34] Hello speed. Can you send me money, please?
[01:59:49] At SNIPNA donated five New Zealand Dollars through Super Chat.
[01:59:59] What are the three shortest words in the English language?
[02:00:02] Is it in?
[02:00:03] I am not buying this!
[02:00:04] Yo, speed you fat ASF!
[02:00:05] I'm fat?
[02:00:06] Chow I'm fat!
[02:00:07] I'm fat!
[02:00:08] I'm fat!
[02:00:09] I'm fat!
[02:00:10] I'm fat!
[02:00:11] I'm fat!
[02:00:12] I'm fat!
[02:00:13] I'm fat!
[02:00:14] I'm fat!
[02:00:15] I'm fat!
[02:00:16] I'm fat!
[02:00:17] I'm fat!
[02:00:18] I'm fat!
[02:00:19] chat my face you know who is this at OG galaxy YT donated $2 to super chat yo
[02:00:29] speed you should play Forsaken which I this game not scary bro I'm fat
[02:00:37] Who is this in my lobby, bro?
[02:00:47] I'm fat wow
[02:00:52] Okay, you know I said I am fat
[02:00:56] Bro, how are you in my bro? Who are I maw you?
[02:01:02] How do you even get my lobby, bro?
[02:01:04] Yeah, I'm working bro
[02:01:09] You're not fat
[02:01:11] But this game might even scary bro. I'm gonna get off bro. Trust me is scary. We just need to do the objective
[02:01:19] What's objective?
[02:01:21] Talk left connect keys. You do it. You do it. You do it. I'm lazy
[02:01:34] see you can't even find the keys neither yeah bro they spawn randomly
[02:01:49] Why phone
[02:02:04] Man ain't nothing happening, bro, boss. I'll spend this six seven bro. Dang good
[02:02:19] I can't find none of these keys, bro
[02:02:27] I think they're I think the other keys are upstairs though
[02:02:34] What
[02:02:38] The draws are like glowing if there's a key on them, so just look for like a glowing light all right, okay
[02:02:44] bro I need to eat bro I need to give me like a banana or something bro
[02:03:02] you hear what what the hell is that noise what is that noise
[02:03:14] Yes, yes, yes, I know it hurts, but if you keep pushing it in, it will tell-
[02:03:18] FUCK YOU!
[02:03:19] SHUT UP!
[02:03:19] No, you s-
[02:03:25] I get that!
[02:03:28] OH MY GOD!
[02:03:32] WHY DO I KEEP GIVING BAND?
[02:03:38] I'm not even cussing, boh!
[02:03:40] I'm not even cussing
[02:03:48] They keep banning me
[02:03:52] Stop putting me on time out bro go back to clips bro clips don't got nothing funny bro real talk like bro
[02:03:59] Look which I'm sending the clips
[02:04:01] All right, bro, y'all sent me four night clips.
[02:04:12] Here's day three of becoming a midfielder.
[02:04:15] I'll start off today working on these two touch passes, then from there one into some scanning drills.
[02:04:22] This is my main focus today since it's such a pivotal part of being a midfielder,
[02:04:26] and then I ended working on generating more power in my kicks.
[02:04:30] How's that funny bro? He's just pro-
[02:04:32] My-
[02:04:35] Oh my
[02:04:36] One of the contestants is too nervous to start the-
[02:04:38] Bro, how do you say this bro?
[02:04:40] Fortnite bro!
[02:04:42] MWAH!
[02:04:43] MWAH!
[02:04:43] MWAH!
[02:04:45] MWAH!
[02:04:47] Fortnite?
[02:04:49] Low key, I'm like- I'm low key about to get on Fortnite bro.
[02:04:51] MWAH!
[02:04:53] 1 fat per click.
[02:04:54] What is this?
[02:04:55] At Dytrux donated 5 euros through Super Chat.
[02:04:58] Yo speed you should try to beat the I show speed tower on roblox. There's a I show speed tower
[02:05:09] At Jack and Banffle boy donated $1.99 through super chat yo speed. What's your favorite NFL team? Oh
[02:05:19] The Bengals Alliance
[02:05:23] What the hell is this bro who made this who made this
[02:05:28] What the hell is this?
[02:05:33] Wait, chat!
[02:05:36] Chat, should I sue him, bro?
[02:05:40] He didn't ask me, bro!
[02:05:44] Chat, and his game don't work!
[02:05:49] Oh.
[02:05:53] So everybody's scared to go what they went for me got some scaredy cats
[02:06:08] like chat the other one what's the other one I show speed tower what's the most
[02:06:27] like climb scary I shows what the whole like who be making these bro climb
[02:06:34] scary I shall speed tower survive to the top I shall speed ahead why is there
[02:06:48] banana peels
[02:07:18] What do you make me ask? Oh my god. Oh my gosh! Why the bro, why do I look like that?
[02:07:34] Why my shit turd, bruh? But it's weird ass dude, bro.
[02:07:42] Oh it's a save zone. What? Well I never said that shit.
[02:07:52] Bro did he just fly?
[02:07:59] What?
[02:08:04] How did I die?
[02:08:08] How did I die?
[02:08:13] Bro, I'm not sure what am I playing actually chat. What am I playing what what am I playing chat?
[02:08:21] Like chat what am I?
[02:08:27] What like chat what am I playing bro?
[02:08:32] What am I playing?
[02:08:36] Jump into ISO speed climb scary funk Arva Tower
[02:08:42] What the hell is a scary funk aura tower?
[02:09:42] Bummer.
[02:09:42] Go speed.
[02:09:43] I'm your big fan.
[02:09:44] We're running straight on survival evolve to time.
[02:09:46] Go speed.
[02:09:48] Come on, go speed.
[02:09:50] Go speed, go go.
[02:09:51] Bro.
[02:09:53] Bro, brother.
[02:09:54] Brother.
[02:09:56] Hey, daddy, I still have these.
[02:09:59] Mark, would you rather sing your style?
[02:10:08] Would you rather sing your style.
[02:10:09] OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
[02:10:12] Alright guys, like
[02:10:14] What's next at what's next what's next brought the boys and girls what's next boys and girls speed monkey escape?
[02:10:22] What the hell is this?
[02:10:29] But this is a real game
[02:10:33] He still hasn't doors, please did I beat doors? Well, I'm thirsty
[02:10:39] I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty, baby.
[02:10:51] Deful for tonight. You didn't play it.
[02:10:57] Podcast already played a podcast. I'm lucky you're going to get on.
[02:11:02] I'm looking my hop on a fork, bro. I'm like a lot of you, bro.
[02:11:05] I might get on a four angle cat, but I'm not even gonna lie to you that I miss
[02:11:14] You
[02:11:19] What have I got on in a very long time in a long long time
[02:11:26] Why's it not
[02:11:28] I'm coming back to WWE soon, bro. Don't worry, bro.
[02:11:33] WWE is coming back to WWE.
[02:11:36] Speed is coming back very soon. Very soon.
[02:11:41] At Levi Thorn T6, you donated 10 Canadian dollars through Super Chat.
[02:11:46] Speed hop on San Diego role play.
[02:11:49] What's that?
[02:11:51] San Diego role play. What's that?
[02:11:58] Burn? Oh yeah, let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben.
[02:12:04] Let's talk to Ben. Let's talk to Ben. At Prizitz donated two Canadian dollars
[02:12:08] through Super Chat. Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop! Lollipop!
[02:12:15] Oh
[02:12:20] At 61 friends donated to euros through Super
[02:12:24] Bro you so bad lolololo bro. Who are you talking?
[02:12:31] We got a child we got a truck to my boy Ben, bro. We got a
[02:12:36] Yeah
[02:12:38] I
[02:12:49] Miss you dawg
[02:12:51] No, what you been on bro. I mean like look listen. It's been four years. I know bro
[02:12:56] It's been four years, bro. It's been four years since we knew each other
[02:13:00] It has been it has been four years and I just wanted to stop by and say what's up? Yep. I'm still screaming
[02:13:06] I'm I'm 21 years old now, you know, and it's good to see you
[02:13:11] I just wanted to call you because my chat just wanted to see us together
[02:13:14] You know, and you know, I still got you tatted, you know talk to me, you know, I just
[02:13:20] Yeah, bro. You just an old friend. All right, man. I love you, bro. Do you love me?
[02:13:27] Then do you love me?
[02:13:30] Then do you love me? No
[02:13:36] You you don't even want to be my friend still do you yes wait you do it
[02:13:45] Wait, we're friends
[02:13:48] Are we
[02:13:54] Yes, I mean no no no that's all you all you say is
[02:14:00] arbitrary stimulus
[02:14:02] What's this intelligence? Are you saying yes? No, haha. No, he
[02:14:09] Come on man. Oh, yes, I don't care
[02:14:16] Damn but it's been four years
[02:14:19] Learn some new words, bro. It's been four years learn some new dictionary words
[02:14:24] What's the baller like learn something learn say something else?
[02:14:29] Yeah
[02:14:31] Yeah, say something else
[02:14:37] All right, then peace out, bro
[02:14:40] You saw been
[02:14:41] Peace out, man. No peace out peace out peace out
[02:14:45] Peace out, Ben. Yeah, peace out Ben peace out peace out
[02:14:50] No peace out, but why why why can I still hear you?
[02:14:54] Why can I still hear Ben?
[02:15:01] I
[02:15:24] That's a loud oh
[02:15:31] Bro, why? Bro, why do I still hear you?
[02:15:43] Bro, be quiet!
[02:15:45] Pfff...
[02:16:00] Like bro, be quiet bro!
[02:16:02] No no no no no!
[02:16:04] Pssss!
[02:16:06] No no no no no!
[02:16:08] Pssss!
[02:16:15] I
[02:16:45] I
[02:17:15] I
[02:17:45] It's easier than it ahhh not allowed
[02:17:55] All i do is win, win, win no matter what
[02:17:58] Got money on my mind i can tell them what you know
[02:18:00] And everytime I step up in the building
[02:18:03] Everybody hit go up
[02:18:07] And they stay there and they stay yeah
[02:18:12] All i do is win, win, win
[02:18:14] win no matter what. That money I'm gonna give it up.
[02:18:21] Hey, every time I step up it. Whoa, what in the lag?
[02:18:32] Am I for night? Pro?
[02:18:35] Is it doing that?
[02:18:37] Am I for night? Pro yes or no?
[02:18:40] Chat. I'm off for night. Pro. Let me lock him.
[02:18:44] I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna lock in holy booger. I didn't even know I had a booger, bro
[02:18:49] Thank you for saying that bro. Let me lock in watch this
[02:18:54] Bosses watch this watch this I let me lock in let me lock in let me lock him
[02:19:09] Let me lock him
[02:19:12] Lock in watch out lock in
[02:19:25] Already starting off good. We have a blue SMG
[02:19:29] Rapid fire rapper fire
[02:19:31] another chest
[02:19:33] Let's go. We got a pistol somebody's on me. Somebody's on me. Somebody's on me. Somebody's on me
[02:19:41] I
[02:19:50] Look you getting banned you getting banned if you want a stream site says you want to say side you getting banned
[02:19:59] Since you want a stream site
[02:20:01] Since you want a stream site you getting banned, bro
[02:20:04] You getting banned
[02:20:05] Shrimp sniper you got a string strike me to kill me cuz you won't buy
[02:20:13] Stop doing that wait wait
[02:20:16] Yeah, I
[02:20:18] Can't bro. I wish this kid could get
[02:20:25] Lane oh, bro, these kids any gonna do the six seven emo at 30
[02:20:29] I swear bro I swear I swear I swear y'all like y'all are like y'all are very very
[02:20:43] I
[02:20:45] Got the office here
[02:20:51] Like I swear, bro
[02:21:05] No, no, no, no, no, no, we got a rush to be rushed to be in
[02:21:09] I
[02:21:13] Can't y'all and I know I got a lock in bro now people strange time to me, but it's all good
[02:21:17] Oh, can you know why you know why you want to say something I bet you want to say something?
[02:21:23] You you want a strange time be?
[02:21:26] I'm gonna make sure you don't see my screen and you can't tell when I'm ready enough
[02:21:32] So you ready for that?
[02:21:35] Yeah, take that brother
[02:21:37] Take that
[02:21:39] You don't even you don't even know you don't even know you don't even know nothing
[02:21:48] You don't even know nothing, bro, I know let me take my pickaxe
[02:21:55] Let me put on the reaper
[02:22:03] In my skin you got you got nobody gotta put the
[02:22:09] I show speed skin on way audio. What's that? Can you hear me?
[02:22:17] Can you hear me tell you to know
[02:22:22] So why y'all talking about audio there like what is what's what's up with y'all
[02:22:34] What back blinks that I put on
[02:22:39] Yeah, I didn't even know that I was in the game.
[02:23:09] Stop stop doing that stupid
[02:23:22] Who laughs at what did I laugh bro?
[02:23:29] I never stop I never laugh
[02:23:33] You should keep the level
[02:23:42] Oh come on lock in lock in come on check lock in lock in bro lock in bro lock in bro we
[02:23:53] need to get a W in fortnight we need to get a W bro
[02:23:59] We need to get a W in Fortnite!
[02:24:02] FORTNITE!
[02:24:03] FORTNITE!
[02:24:04] I haven't s-
[02:24:04] Wait!
[02:24:05] Did I get a W yet or no?
[02:24:07] I think I lost, bro!
[02:24:09] I think I lost.
[02:24:13] Alright, come on, baby.
[02:24:15] I'm not makin' it over there.
[02:24:18] I might still go right here.
[02:24:20] I am not makin' it over there.
[02:24:29] you
[02:24:59] you
[02:25:29] you
[02:25:59] you
[02:26:29] you
[02:26:59] You
[02:27:29] I can't do shit right.
[02:27:46] I can't do nothing right.
[02:27:58] I can't do nothing right
[02:28:00] Nothing!
[02:28:08] I can't do nothing right bro
[02:28:10] I gotta lock in man
[02:28:12] Come on
[02:28:14] Where's um
[02:28:28] Where's it at?
[02:28:35] Tell, which, tell, which won't be, oh yeah I was playing this one.
[02:28:46] Goddamn man.
[02:28:51] Goddamn
[02:28:58] Yo bro yo bro yo bro
[02:30:21] You suck, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:38] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:39] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:40] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:41] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:42] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:43] a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're a bot, you're
[02:30:51] here yo bro you got a mic you got a mic I don't talk to guy who doesn't talk to
[02:31:02] me bro stop spamming six seven bro like why there's nothing to be six seven
[02:31:10] about right now there's nothing to be slight what are y'all even talking about
[02:31:15] Where are y'all getting 6-7 from?
[02:31:17] Yo, bro!
[02:31:19] Yo, bro!
[02:31:25] Bro, you got a mic?
[02:31:27] What the hell?
[02:31:35] Oh, 6-7 failed laughs. Wow.
[02:31:39] Wow, 6-7 failed laughs.
[02:31:43] That's crazy. Nobody has made me laugh
[02:31:48] Yo, bro, you got a mic
[02:31:54] You yo bro, can you make me laugh bro? I got six seven fail to laughs
[02:32:01] Give me yes, can you make me laugh? I got six seven fail to laughs
[02:32:07] Hi, let's move on for us. Let's do it. No, bro. I don't want all of you one. I want to laugh
[02:32:13] We left, um, okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, I show speed, um, I show
[02:32:21] in the meat.
[02:32:33] But come on, can we see?
[02:32:36] speed you're gonna get it you're gonna get it
[02:32:42] speed speed speed
[02:32:47] come for the box come on come on
[02:32:52] you're too big, too big
[02:32:55] full box
[02:33:00] get high for me speed
[02:33:02] get high for me your pass
[02:33:04] shut up bro
[02:33:05] get high for me your pass speed
[02:33:09] it was always on the shoe
[02:33:18] dude, you're literally trash
[02:33:22] No, I got you.
[02:33:25] I got you.
[02:33:26] I got you.
[02:33:27] I got you.
[02:33:27] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:33:29] I'm nervous.
[02:33:30] I'm nervous.
[02:33:31] I'm shaking.
[02:33:31] I'm shaking.
[02:33:34] So, speed.
[02:33:34] I have a question.
[02:33:37] Six, seven.
[02:33:39] Six, seven.
[02:33:42] What you doing?
[02:33:42] No.
[02:33:43] What you doing?
[02:33:44] Come on.
[02:33:45] Let's go.
[02:33:46] Let's go.
[02:33:47] Okay, if I kill you this,
[02:33:47] yeah, I'll be touched it.
[02:33:48] I'll be touched it.
[02:33:49] Come on.
[02:33:50] Come on.
[02:33:51] Us.
[02:33:52] Us.
[02:33:52] No
[02:33:57] That's my check
[02:34:01] Stop stop. I'm here. I'm here
[02:34:05] Well, I miss my son man
[02:34:08] Yeah, you miss it
[02:34:11] Don't leave bye bye
[02:34:22] yo speed speed speed speed
[02:34:32] speed yo what's up bro
[02:34:38] yo bro tell me a joke bro tell me a
[02:34:43] joke bro okay okay okay come on what's up
[02:34:48] speed what's up bro tell me a joke come
[02:34:50] Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait, so.
[02:34:56] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[02:34:58] Can you, can you, can you actually, can you?
[02:35:02] Can you actually beat you in three times?
[02:35:04] Can you have me?
[02:35:06] Bro, you're not beating me in Fortnite, bro.
[02:35:08] So that's, let's crush it off the table, bro.
[02:35:10] You're not beating me in Fortnite.
[02:35:14] You can't beat me, I'm too good.
[02:35:17] Wait, really?
[02:35:18] Yes.
[02:35:20] All right, all right, please, I don't need three times the end, okay?
[02:35:25] All right, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[02:35:28] Go!
[02:35:36] Oh, please!
[02:35:39] Okay!
[02:35:40] W speed, you can go that game!
[02:35:42] All right!
[02:35:46] Oh, shoot!
[02:36:20] Okay, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it!
[02:36:24] Why am I dying up?
[02:36:26] Oh, no, Steve! Oh, no!
[02:36:30] Oh, shoot!
[02:36:34] Oh, why? Why are you lying?
[02:36:36] Oh, shoot!
[02:36:38] I, I need to go!
[02:36:40] Why am I facing such a good happening?
[02:36:42] Oh, whoa!
[02:36:44] What are you doing, bro?
[02:36:46] How did I die to you?
[02:36:48] What am I? Like, how do I...
[02:36:49] No! Why are you having me?
[02:36:51] It's my place to be because of you!
[02:36:53] Oh, shoot!
[02:36:55] I know that.
[02:36:56] Shoot!
[02:36:57] What do I want?
[02:36:58] Lock it!
[02:36:59] Lock it while we lock it!
[02:37:01] Oh, shoot! No!
[02:37:05] Oh!
[02:37:07] You're not beating me!
[02:37:08] Oh, oh, oh, I can't wait, I can't wait!
[02:37:10] I'm on the beat.
[02:37:10] Why are you...
[02:37:11] No! Why am I...
[02:37:13] Pause!
[02:37:14] Why am I...
[02:37:16] Shoot!
[02:37:17] But what are you talking about?
[02:37:19] Listen!
[02:37:20] Okay!
[02:37:21] Call me Halloween!
[02:37:22] Okay!
[02:37:23] Call me Halloween!
[02:37:24] What?
[02:37:25] No!
[02:37:26] What did you say?
[02:37:29] I said call me Halloween!
[02:37:32] Okay!
[02:37:33] Call me Halloween Steve!
[02:37:34] Call you Halloween!
[02:37:35] That's what you mean!
[02:37:37] No!
[02:37:38] It's H-A-R-M-T-M!
[02:37:40] Why are you-
[02:37:42] Call you Halloween!
[02:37:44] What?
[02:37:45] Oh because that's my funny name, mom just call me.
[02:38:04] Oh no!
[02:38:06] Shoot him!
[02:38:07] Oh my gosh!
[02:38:09] Oh my no, you got a clip bro.
[02:38:11] You got clip.
[02:38:12] Yeah, yeah.
[02:38:13] You got clip.
[02:39:44] I was really a fortnight pro once bro like nobody nobody could be me yo we got a
[02:39:54] You might.
[02:40:17] Come on, bot.
[02:40:19] Are you gonna bot?
[02:40:20] What are you going to buy?
[02:40:23] Are you healing?
[02:40:24] Are you healing?
[02:40:25] Are you healing?
[02:40:27] This man is healing.
[02:40:38] This man literally healing in a middle of a fight.
[02:41:08] You're bro don't get mad if you lose
[02:41:17] Bo I'm too yo tech. Can't nobody beat me bo. Can't nobody beat me
[02:41:26] Like am I actually good at the game
[02:42:08] I'm sorry, man.
[02:42:10] You don't start over.
[02:42:12] No, we don't start over, bro.
[02:42:14] No, bro, you don't start over.
[02:42:16] Are you fucking a witch?
[02:42:18] You shut up!
[02:42:19] Fucking don't move!
[02:42:23] Yo, why am I getting fucked, bro?
[02:42:27] Why?
[02:42:28] Why?
[02:42:29] You fucking asshole, why?
[02:42:31] Can you come down here, friend?
[02:42:49] Oh!
[02:42:50] Oh my god!
[02:42:57] You're so bad.
[02:43:00] You don't need to have a...
[02:43:02] Yeah, that's bad though.
[02:43:04] Yeah, that's bad though.
[02:43:05] Don't get too close.
[02:43:06] It's okay.
[02:43:07] Look at you, scared.
[02:43:08] You gotta put a leg in here.
[02:43:09] You gotta pump a mini.
[02:43:10] I'll pump a mini.
[02:43:11] Low-boy.
[02:43:12] Low-boy.
[02:43:13] You gotta go.
[02:43:14] You're allowed to have a motspot.
[02:43:15] You got that?
[02:43:16] Super-focus-cap is a rich.
[02:44:19] ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT ROOT
[02:44:28] Bro
[02:44:33] What are you doing bro?
[02:44:34] Well, what are you doing bro the deal fight is right here
[02:45:04] Is this guy a bot?
[02:45:09] Like actually.
[02:45:10] Is he a real person?
[02:45:12] He's not a real person.
[02:45:17] Is he a real person?
[02:45:21] Wait, actually?
[02:45:26] What are you doing?
[02:45:33] Yes, that was me bro. What were you doing bro? If that was you then what are you doing?
[02:45:49] Come on, one below me.
[02:46:02] Please buy iPhone 16 Pro.
[02:46:14] We all suck, bro.
[02:46:19] No, it's up, bro.
[02:46:24] What's good speed?
[02:46:25] What's up, bro?
[02:46:26] Oh, you want me speed, not gonna lie, but I'm literally beating everybody along the
[02:46:36] one
[02:47:04] I even did Smuel and so who remembers this app, bro?
[02:47:09] Smula.
[02:47:10] Smuel, this is this is bro, this brings back some memories, bro.
[02:47:18] Wait, I wonder if they got my song on here.
[02:47:21] I should work up.
[02:47:24] What do you do got my song?
[02:48:02] Great, Burg, Columbia, Croatia, Czech, Republic, Brazil, Congo, Ecuador, Egypt, England, France,
[02:48:12] Germany, Ghana, Haiti, Iran, Iraq, Japan, Jordan, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand,
[02:48:22] Norway, Panama, Paraguay, Portugal, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Scotland, South Africa,
[02:48:29] South Korea, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, USA, Uzbekistan, Uruguay, Ivory Coast.
[02:48:40] Let's play football.
[02:48:51] Wait.
[02:48:55] Alright, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it.
[02:48:59] Let's go!
[02:49:01] One moment!
[02:49:03] One dream!
[02:49:05] Cause it's that time!
[02:49:07] Let's go Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium,
[02:49:09] Bosnia, Brazil,
[02:49:11] Canada,
[02:49:13] Cape,
[02:49:15] Bird, Colombia,
[02:49:17] Crucian,
[02:49:19] Czech, Republic,
[02:49:21] Brazil,
[02:49:23] Kago,
[02:49:25] Ecuador,
[02:49:27] Oh, Congo, Ecuador, Egypt, England, France, Germany, Ghana, Haiti, Iran, Iraq.
[02:49:36] Why is this shit off beat, bro?
[02:49:38] Why is this off beat?
[02:49:48] Come on, bro.
[02:49:49] Why is that off beat?
[02:49:52] Why was it played valorously?
[02:49:54] I don't think I could play Valorant, bro.
[02:49:56] Why is it off beat?
[02:49:59] Damn nobody even said nobody has made me laugh. Yeah, this is crazy, bro
[02:50:05] Well, it seems like I'm just gonna be streaming forever, man
[02:50:08] It seems like I'm a really be streaming forever and ever
[02:50:12] Oh, hi. Hey, wait a second. You're not talking spucking your eye. Let me get it out for you. It's me
[02:50:23] Like both these clips, but I expect me to laugh at this bro y'all expect me to laugh at these clips
[02:50:31] For real
[02:50:42] Boss
[02:50:48] Wait, how do I get on this game? I need to get on this game. I need to go on this right truck simulator
[02:51:12] I give up I give up I seriously give up I give up
[02:51:42] How do I let me try Valorant I think Valorant has this thing though Valorant has like this blocked on it has it like it's blocked
[02:51:51] Go Valorant switch the camera
[02:51:53] I think I got to restart my computer to get a Valorant
[02:51:56] Car-S6 I donated $2 through Super Chat
[02:52:02] I got to restart my game bro
[02:52:04] Come open it. What does this dude text me bro?
[02:52:15] Touch me speed I'm the DM shoes to donated one dollar. Speed Watkins, you should do Elden
[02:52:21] Ring Marathon. Chat, spam one if y'all agree.
[02:52:25] Chat spam one if y'all agree, if y'all agree chat, spam one.
[02:52:30] But, Hub Animacos donated 27 Brazilian Reals and 90 Centavos through Super Chat.
[02:52:36] Hello, Speed.
[02:52:37] I made a Minecraft animation based of your live stream.
[02:52:40] Can you check it and help my work to buy a new PC?
[02:52:43] Where?
[02:52:44] My channel named Hub Animations.
[02:52:45] Two Indians, two Chinese, and one thing-
[02:52:50] At Lula's Hall, he has himself donated £2 from the chat.
[02:52:55] Play Overwatch.
[02:52:57] Wait, bro, what?
[02:53:05] At Diamond donated 5 euros 90 cents!
[02:53:07] What the hell, how do you remember that?
[02:53:10] Yo, Speed, you should try this game called A Desert on Roblox.
[02:53:13] It's really fun when you play it with friends and I laugh every time.
[02:53:17] What?
[02:53:21] At Rahul Thinge 21 donated 6 Canadian dollars and 99 cents through Super Chat.
[02:53:27] Speed, I want work with you. Please ask Slips to hire me for any job. Please. I can do cooking to cleaning to security to driving to everything, please
[02:53:35] I can't play Valorant. I was not letting you, bro
[02:53:40] At MAX 0N1 donated $9.99 through Super Chat
[02:53:46] Speed, I love you dude. You're my favorite ever. Can you say hi? I'm a loudly crying. Hi, I'm a loudly crying
[02:53:52] I'm just real on chat geometry dash three if you want to oh yeah geometry dad wait am I
[02:54:07] still good at doing well you go woman be sure my computer
[02:54:13] United Arab Emirates Dearhams and 29 Philz through Super Chat.
[02:54:17] Diabetes is allergic from Jamal.
[02:54:43] you
[02:55:13] you
[02:55:43] you
[02:56:13] you
[02:56:43] you
[02:57:13] You
[02:57:28] Know this is all muscle memory bone
[02:58:13] We live!
[02:58:33] Oh my god!
[02:58:43] You guys may call me W's you might like I know I know I can beat these things in one try I
[02:58:57] know that I said this is literally like work what literally first try I'm literally doing
[02:59:04] these literally in first try like I like I like I think this may just be too easy test
[02:59:10] until we just try to keep going?
[02:59:12] Like, I don't know what's going on.
[02:59:16] Let's try the next one.
[02:59:19] Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[02:59:50] This might be too easy, bro.
[02:59:55] Let's go!
[02:59:58] Love, love, love.
[03:00:01] When the W's up in the chat.
[03:00:03] Bim it up in an up in a rack.
[03:00:05] Get a 30 with a 40 when I came with a bat.
[03:00:06] When I'm too easy, man, I'm popping a rack.
[03:00:07] Got geometry.
[03:00:08] Got a monolid.
[03:00:09] Top.
[03:00:10] Got a monolid.
[03:00:11] Talk a monolid.
[03:00:12] Got a honolid, man.
[03:00:13] It's too easy, man.
[03:00:14] It's food chat.
[03:00:15] W's up in the chat.
[03:00:16] I just beat the floor.
[03:00:17] Oh, my God.
[03:00:18] This is so easy.
[03:00:19] First attempt, first attempt makes, oh my gosh, I can probably keep going.
[03:00:31] I can never, never stop.
[03:00:33] It's too easy when I'm on a geometry dance and I'm getting my pants.
[03:00:38] Wait, this is actually crazy.
[03:00:41] How am I doing this?
[03:00:46] How am I doing this, y'all?
[03:00:49] How am I doing this one try again bro no like it's a money clip of this people are
[03:01:04] They're saying fake. The fact people are saying fake is crazy.
[03:01:08] Bro! Let's try again, let's try again.
[03:01:18] Bro.
[03:01:34] Oh my gosh that
[03:01:40] But you make it go burn to me so proud I need to make
[03:02:04] Come on! Come on! Come on!
[03:02:14] Locking him.
[03:02:18] So nothing, our streak is over with. Our streak is over with.
[03:02:34] Man, you gotta be smelling my ball sacks by the way, I keep getting this manifestation
[03:03:02] that one day, one day in this life, lights will come and
[03:03:22] I was locking in, bro. I was generally locking in, bro.
[03:03:28] Please say uttering.
[03:03:29] Okay, all right, let's do it.
[03:03:29] I don't read. Let's do it.
[03:03:30] I don't read. Let's do it.
[03:03:31] Marine Marathon right now matter of fact let's do it out in Marine Marathon you
[03:03:35] know what come on let's do it
[03:03:37] ordinary come on let's do it now let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it
[03:03:44] let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it I wouldn't ring merit wait y'all
[03:03:48] we I thought I was serious boy I know this game takes like seven days to be this
[03:03:56] This game takes seven days to beat.
[03:03:59] No, wait, I actually want this.
[03:04:02] I can do it like sometimes maybe I could do it this week.
[03:04:05] I can do it this weekend.
[03:04:08] Yeah, I could do it.
[03:04:09] Oh, wait, how long does this take?
[03:04:16] Tell her how long how long would this game take for me to be a seven days?
[03:04:21] Bro.
[03:04:22] I think JC played it chat chat. How long did it take him to beat it? I
[03:04:33] Got to do that. So I got to do this like on a Friday, bro
[03:04:40] Three days
[03:04:42] Wait, y'all actually want the residents. I mean y'all actually want the elderly, bro
[03:04:47] Yeah, I actually want the elderly. It's not even a troll anymore. It's not even a troll anymore. They really want it
[03:04:59] Wait, I gotta get on that one game again, bro. I feel like I
[03:05:03] I feel like I missed out like I feel like I need to really get the lock in on this game last time
[03:05:09] That is I feel like it's like I feel like I didn't really get the lock in
[03:05:17] Where is-
[03:05:39] FreshWRLD donated $1.99 through Super Chat.
[03:05:45] FreshWRLD donated $1.99 through Super Chat.
[03:05:57] MrBeast donated $1.99 through Super Chat.
[03:06:02] Big Black Monkey Boy...
[03:06:04] MrBeast donated $1.99 through Super Chat.
[03:06:08] chat big bad monkey boy mr. beast donate mr. beast donated $1.99
[03:06:16] through super chat big black monkey boy let's go let's go let's go let's go
[03:07:00] Was that good or bad y'all was that good or bad then they have like one piece like do they have like one piece?
[03:07:12] Another one, okay, let's do let's do SpongeBob SquarePants
[03:07:18] Let's do let's do
[03:07:23] Let's do
[03:07:25] Okay, let's do this one.
[03:07:28] Oh, you dad.
[03:07:31] I still have you.
[03:07:34] You're dead.
[03:07:36] You dad.
[03:07:38] I still have you.
[03:07:41] Dad?
[03:07:43] Dad?
[03:07:46] Ugh.
[03:07:48] Ugh.
[03:07:50] Why did you make me do this?
[03:07:52] Why did you make me do this?
[03:07:55] You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die!
[03:08:00] You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die!
[03:08:05] Think, Mark!
[03:08:07] Think, Mark!
[03:08:09] You'll outlast every fragile insignificant being on this planet!
[03:08:14] You'll outlast every fragile exhibiting being on this planet!
[03:08:19] You are ULS every fragile insignificant being on this planet.
[03:08:25] You live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away.
[03:08:31] You live to see this world crumble to dust and blow away.
[03:08:37] Everyone and everything you know will be gone.
[03:08:42] Everyone and everything you know will be gone.
[03:08:46] everyone and everything you know will be gone what will you have after five
[03:08:55] hundred years what will you have at what will you have after 500 years what
[03:09:05] What will you have, what will you have after, what will you have after five hundred years?
[03:09:15] Alright let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch it.
[03:09:33] Why did you make me do this?
[03:09:35] You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die.
[03:09:39] Think, Mark!
[03:09:40] ULS, every fragile, insignificant being on this planet.
[03:09:44] You live to see this world cummer to dust and blow away.
[03:09:50] Everyone and everything you know will be gone.
[03:09:58] will you have after 500 years you dad I still have you
[03:10:09] man fuck
[03:10:25] dad
[03:10:28] I did it!
[03:10:48] I did it!
[03:10:55] Tell us this.
[03:10:56] Saga!
[03:10:58] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[03:11:01] Saga!
[03:11:03] No.
[03:11:05] Saga!
[03:11:08] OK.
[03:11:11] Saga!
[03:11:17] Saga!
[03:11:19] Boom, hot!
[03:11:21] Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[03:11:23] come on man
[03:11:53] You got this gargar!
[03:11:58] You got this gargar!
[03:12:02] Reach down deep!
[03:12:05] Reach down deep!
[03:12:06] No!
[03:12:07] Reach down deep!
[03:12:08] You're that churcalist kitten!
[03:12:09] I love you!
[03:12:10] I have no idea!
[03:12:11] Wait, what?
[03:12:12] I have no idea wait what
[03:12:23] It's some kind it's some kind of statistic Vendicator fight club
[03:12:31] I've heard of these but I've never seen one
[03:12:37] It's a fight to the death can
[03:12:42] chicken jockey! what's going on Steve? what's going on Steve? you want me to fight the chicken?
[03:13:12] All right, so let's hear let's hear let's hear
[03:13:18] You got this gargar reach down date I have no idea
[03:13:26] What's going on Steve is some kind of statistic vindicator fight club?
[03:13:30] I've heard of these, but I've never seen one you want me to fight the chicken. It's a fight to the death kid
[03:13:37] Let's go
[03:13:42] Let's go.
[03:14:01] Chicken Jockey!
[03:14:12] That was probably the best one, that was probably the best one, that was probably the best one.
[03:14:27] That was truly, that was truly, truly it bro, hidden talent, keep it hidden, not funny.
[03:14:42] I'm not sure what's going on.
[03:14:56] Issue speed died donated $1.99.
[03:15:00] High speed can you play Roblox Rivals Chat Spam 1 if y'all agree.
[03:15:04] I got a pee, hold on.
[03:15:07] Hello robot rivals?
[03:15:20] Adolf Hibbler donated $3. What's good speed you nigger jungle monkey nigger nigger nigger nigor?
[03:15:27] at revolt then 21 donated two canadian dollars and 79 cents through super chat next high
[03:15:43] IRL Tour Speed DDDDDDDDDDDD
[03:15:47] hire me please w
[03:15:53] ooh
[03:15:56] woo
[03:15:56] at going phantom 5,582 donated ron10 through super chat
[03:16:01] man
[03:16:02] high-speed can you say justin face laba pay my mute
[03:16:05] justin face laver pie man one will
[03:16:08] when is the next IRL
[03:16:10] at the united vault donated
[03:16:11] I'm doing IRO, I think Sunday!
[03:16:13] Sunday I'm doing IRO!
[03:16:17] Ooooo, VR chat, you are right!
[03:16:21] You are right!
[03:16:27] You are right!
[03:16:33] WHAT?!