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It does look like a wig, bro, I've been staring at myself for the past 24 hours, just in the
marriage is like looking at myself probably trying to get used to this hair
color um even though this is like my natural actually done this is not my
natural hair color it's a lot it's lighter I feel like but bro yeah now
she looked like a wig to me I need to get an haircut bro we got we got it I
don't know man we got we got it oh we got fair some shit out man this is some
new this is a new shit we need to add color to your fit wait if I have black
hairs I start wearing more colorful like clothes or how does it work yo look
with a gifted stuff yes no such shall be wearing more all black and shit cuz
Because the blonde hair like wear all black like it would look good
Because the hair contrasts the clothes
What about black hair?
What clothes the wild wear?
E-boy energy
Take
this studs out I
Can't lie your chopped bro
Coke white
Yo moves, bro. Yo, this man moves texted me last night. It was like yo, bro
You should use these hair products man. You should you should use this clay. You should texturize your hair
It doesn't look bad, but it could look better
dude
You're not my father. Okay
I'm not your fucking Sims character. All the people saying I'm blonde look better or I'm chopped now
I'm not your fucking Sims character. He's not my fucking father. I don't have a owner in this fucking house
I paid a fucking rent in this house. Okay need texture
My hair right now is a little flat because yesterday. I shampooed it, bro
And I don't shampoo my hair at all like when I had blonde hair
The last time I shampooed was when I bleached my hair. I
Don't shampoo my hair at all
But that gave my hair the volume that it had but it takes like three days for that
natural oils to come back. It's not disgusting it's just like yeah I mean
I got that advice from a handsome ass guy on TikTok so that's how you get infections.
Hold on! Hold on! What's this? Hold on!
I'm gonna be honest my confidence levels. I don't know it's kind of shot
I need as much research and validation that I can get very honestly so if we could just
get a quick heart, I spam in the chat we can get the stream going let's fucking go.
You know to that gassing shit you still chopped
Nah, nah, hey today though. We got
Maxi playing another day another day full of content bro
Hellish it playing today
All the guys I don't know they're going live to be honest with you, bro
I know I think I definitely live
Lacey's not home
Marlon is I don't know probably fucking ched. I don't know. I don't know what Marlon's doing
Moose is downstairs Ron. I don't know if Ron's going live today Ron's gaming today
Um, but I know that tomorrow we got a good-ass game of footy coming in, all right?
We got some football, but tomorrow we're gonna play some football.
It's gonna be me, Ron, Marlon, and Lacey.
I think we're gonna do a 2B2 draft.
I think it's gonna be me and Ron versus Lacey and Marlon.
And basically, I mean, we already did it before.
We literally just draft, there's a bunch of content created,
a bunch of also just regular dudes pulling up.
It's gonna be fire, bro.
Why are y'all saying GG's?
Why are y'all saying GG's?
Marlon is too good, bro.
Did y'all forget the last time that he played,
he lost against my team?
Pre-ankle injury?
No, I'm strapping up, I'm strapping up.
I can't get injured, not again.
Like, because last year at the charity match,
I got injured and I played through injury.
I'm gonna strap my ankle up,
make sure it's nice and tight, PK Humble.
Bro, I'm gonna fucking strap my ankle up,
I'll make sure I'm good and I'll be playing
because I do need to practice, bro.
Cause this year I will be scoring a goal
in the Simon charity match.
We gotta practice our,
we gotta refine our football skills.
We gotta get better.
Stop being insecure about your hair
stop touching it yeah bro if people like you is what makes me insecure you fucking piece of shit
i do got glass ankles though bro so hopefully hopefully my ankle is getting injured if that
happens i will be very very very very sad but yeah tomorrow we got that to look forward to
and then the day after that um it's Thursday then Tyler one then uh security
and then our six nice good week ahead and then next week next week uh me and
Marlon we were talking about it I don't see why I can't leak this it's not
I'm not really leaking, W State Farm, that's really it.
It's not even that crazy, I feel like.
That is just W State Farm.
That's all, that's all.
Like last year, I did State Farm, I'm gonna do it again.
I don't know if I can, I don't know if I should say that.
That's all last year when I was gone for like a week. I shouldn't like that night. Y'all knew what I was doing
Right right
When is it time to one stream Friday Friday?
Cheeser wants to box brother. I'm down
I'm down. I'm down to beat the bricks out of the teaser. Oh
I would literally do it for free I
Would do it. I would get asked to it
Ytg brain. Let's fucking go
for rise
Why does him fries, bro? I?
Would I would fight I will fight cheeser
Not on any fucking card. I would literally do it for free
That's not worth a card, bro. Like enemies Boston fool. I want to fight someone
I don't know if I someone that like like I want me like a kind of hard fight. I was a spark cheeser
No Jason versus cheese or Ron versus Jack
Doherty. Oh
shit
What the fuck is this?
It's time we all ask ourselves if I really deserve everything that has happened to me this past year
Holy sage farm. I think at the peak of me getting hay farm
My dad was diagnosed with
It's hard for some people
L. Jason Nasr's a cheater Wow
That's fucked up. Honestly, I hope I hope things get better for you cat because cancer is no fucking joke man
I'm not I'm not giving her 10k, but my aunt went through cancer and
It's a horrible feeling so you know
Jason I'm not gonna lie brown Lacey in the chat
Let's go
BANG! Another banger fuckin' Twitter thread!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Oh my god! Another one in a bus!
One week? What number are we at?
Number four is number four?
Holy shit!
Lacey is under fire after using a viewer's doodass account to deliver food only to
eat customer orders get the account and refuse to compensate the viewer who
relied on it for income wait we see this what did what did Lacey say can't get out
the news do your account has been deactivated
Oh
What what is it too wrong?
Now they see that poor guy is gonna be broke now or send him like 250
What
I'm not sending him $500. You're stuck to shit. Huh fuck this shit. Okay, but he knew the risk given someone is door-dash account
Yeah, but I told ya, I told ya.
Noooo!
You fucking asshole.
We were gonna be a regular fucking daster.
I was, I not!
Oh, you were eating the food, you fucking badass.
Okay, I had a little snack.
Damn, Drew, I hate formlacy.
A little snack you try to add to your fucking idols.
Oh my god.
Drew set him up.
Because this was a fake screenshot right?
We got consumers being fake dashes for clout before GTA 6
NOOOOOO they got doordash on you
Oh my god
The screen shot is not from my from our app bro over with doordash gear on oh my god, bro
Damn
Lacey you got caught in a 15k like bang or 3.7 million impression
Tweet like they see how it just keeps getting worse food the internet internet
It's so sad that I even have to make this tweet because I'm getting threatened my strings are for entertainment
Now everything needs to be taken so seriously. This was a door-dash skit
I gave the guy five hundred dollars to let me use his account and his account is fine
You can see it's a fake screenshot. You look at my final look at my phone when you show it
Yo, Dead Threats is not cool, man.
Dead Threats for Skit is not cool.
But, hey Lazy Bear, you gotta have it bro, hey, these clip pages, they clip out of context
and they're out to get you, bro.
One 3.7 million impressions.
Best believe ClipTub is getting fucking paid this month.
100 bucks.
100 fucking bucks straight to the Chase Bank account.
Easy.
Yeah, this guy's a fucking loser.
Fuckin' E-Rubber, like, the off-stream just chugging, just chugging.
I switched from Bank of America to Chase... Bro, dude, bro, why would you pin the
message and not let me fucking read the message before you unpin.
Moose talking crazy.
I would never give birth to a five, six, fourson cookie.
Yeah, Moose, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Watch your fucking mouth.
You need to start a family at your grown fucking age.
What's up with you, bro?
what Joe give me give me 30 months give me two months and I'm getting you in a
fucking headlock three three months two months you're I will submit you by
myself you got 15 minutes now right now right I just ate but I'm going right now I'm at the
world
all right let's see let's go to the car I'm not getting you fucking goatee actually
I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to get a goatee fuck it I'm gonna try and not shave
Bro, the black hair, like I'm... I'm looky sexy!
Oh, I'm fake sexy though!
I'm fake sexy!
Look mad young, bro.
Everybody in the house were like...
It was like, yo, the black hair makes you look more mature.
So, I don't know about it. Does it make me look more young or older?
I think about all the time, thinking in me, all of my head to say you know the love is blind, I want to make love, I think we're in it
Suki, bro, I'm not like, bro, we had a little meeting today
Um, Suki walked up to me, and I just fucking, like, looked at me in a weird way, like, bro, like, like, my hair just like, I'm not like, like, it makes real off-shrink shit, like, this man Suki really doesn't like my hair
Just like for no reason
Kind of hurt my feelings
Jason and we spotted Jason what the fuck you doing at India game?
Bro, they got madebacks in India pro way you're looking mad clean this looks fire
What that mean India rich as fuck I guess like specific
Areas in India, you know the India propaganda is not good every time I see India on Twitter
It's a very bad shit. You know what I mean?
That's just your IG Reels.
Wait, did RG do a Dug Dug in India yet?
Archey and Youssef tried being respectful as possible after a lady in India came up to their window and begged them for money, but they didn't know.
My brother, forever. Thank you.
I'm sorry, what the heck?
I'm sorry.
Hey, what's up, man?
Yo, why are you- why is he fucking holding his back like that's why I'm laughing now
I had a woman situation cause as you know it's sad, um, her situation, you know, no one deserves to be on the streets and shit, but bro,
look at this man's arky, spaced, trying his absolute fucking horrors not to laugh.
My brother, forever. Thank you.
I'm sorry, what the heck?
Bro, he put the prayer hands together and bowed.
He had no money.
I'm sorry.
Hey, what's up?
Yo, Raph, bro, yo.
What's up?
Yo, rap bro, yo
Yo, rap bro, you're a rap buggy nigga
Because of rap nigga, I saw rapping in chat, bro
I'm laughing because I argue don't make it what it's not man
JD 17 on that
Well, I see this shit stable retard. I mean stable. We're not up a retard idiot with no content
So he has to make up lies to try and give you some views. I beat the shit out of you honor off camera for free
Oh
JD 17 is on there. What is the context of the clip? It's his fucking glass
Yo, Jack, I hope you guys know Jack Dory does it so people react to him so that he could hire 17 year old girls turning 18
To his only fans agency and then pop them up so that he takes 80% of their life
Girls are so naive that they'll never know and that's how he came a millionaire basically and basically he pays for all this shit
So that his name goes viral so people watch his shit so the bullshit promoted see how he's got like six million views
That's what it is. It's called the method, bro
He not wrong though he not wrong not a single stutter from stable Ronaldo
Jack dirty now wants to fight stable Ronaldo
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Stay for Ronaldo.
Be a fucking hero and beat the living shit out of Jack Doherty.
You will become a national fucking hero.
If you fight Jack Doherty and give him the fucking beats.
Holy shit, bro, nah, Ron, me and Ron talking about the off-stream, bro, Ron said he would
beat the livin' shit out of Jack Doherty.
Y'all think he would win that fight?
Bro, I got Ron.
He gotta start trainin' a little bit, though, I'm not gonna lie.
Damn, not a single yes in the chat.
Not a single yes in the chat.
Nah, bro. Y'all trippin', bro. Y'all trippin'!
No, but, bro, this is a fight I would pay millions to see.
Good fuckin' ratios. Good picture usage right here. Great.
He lost a neon? Who did Jack Dordi?
The lady the passport one of the passport ladies was like you're really going to India
The other woman is pressing Arki about I forgot what she was like
Oh, you look like the type to go to India and Arki's like Arki Arki was like oh what I'm on the time to go to fucking Africa
She starts saying um. Oh, yes, I went one time to India for three days worst time of my life
It's stunk and it smelled and I fucking hated it
I can't believe we're going there shadow you we're in the car with the Uber driver brother and he's like
Oh, what are you guys here for I'm like, oh layover for India and then he goes. Ah, yes India
out those people always invade us during the summer the lady what the fuck who is he talking to
who is he talking to
so he really went back into the past at the phase broad lawn house and tried to stop
me himself from breaking jason and ween's monitor europeans i'm not gonna lie bro french
French and E's people, mad racist bro.
When I win at least.
They do not fuck with anyone that doesn't speak French.
Shout out to the French and E's though.
Some of the French and E's mad cool,
but when I was out there bruh,
I mean y'all seen our streamer
every time I tried to interact with someone
y'all just get me, I just get emailed.
I
May then headed to Jason's room where silkie crossed the line even further
Look at my face this was not scripted
bro I should got mad yeah 60 30s pretending to get shot
I was a mouth breather, I was bad, like, that was a good number, thank god.
Like look at me bro, I'm in fucking shock.
I
Was breathing shit
What was that oh
So good
Your hair look better than a clip. No, no, bro. I'm black. I'm black
Why you get so mad maybe cuz he shot my fucking monitor
Yeet 80l official album each dropping tonight
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I did not see killie's face.
What the fuck?
So, what's your name?
I'm a guy from the United States.
I'm a guy from the United States.
I'm a guy from the United States.
I'm a guy from the United States.
So make a Tokyo Gull at it
Damn bro, this is kind of fired
This is kind of fire
When did I look the best though? I'm not gonna lie, bro
The blonde, I love you the best with the blonde.
Damn, I love you the best with the blonde.
I love you the blonde.
Did this hair right here?
Bro, I don't know, I think it was the lighting or some shit.
They had it been the lighting and the angle or some shit.
Some shit, man.
Definitely the angle and the lighting.
Because this hair color, that was the best man.
I like fucking Indian in this one
So why did he I remember why did he kept walking away from Connor mocking him get Charlie Kirk as a hero
Bro, show me how you do it!
That was another direct quote!
Yeah!
Jesus, bro.
I mean, Connor is different.
He is all about bowing.
Yesterday was so fun!
Hopping on Valor with the guys again.
We gotta run that bag, bro.
We gotta run that bag.
That shit was mad fun.
Play with shanks or something.
He not picking up.
No, I'll kick him.
You're not picking up all good, bro.
You feel me?
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a...
I'm a second big dog.
Real quick.
You ready?
Say whatever you want, bro.
Yo, uh, me all good.
Um, uh, Jason, how, yo, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
No, he doesn't speak Chinese, bro.
Okay.
Is that even fucking Chinese?
Yo, hey, Jason, I, I didn't speak Chinese.
You can be it.
You can be it.
No, I knew that.
I didn't speak Chinese.
I, I, I just say something.
I'm all angry.
If you want to learn just, uh, you know, just...
Just this is my boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you all going? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good
You start talking ex-qc for no reason you're my dog though, you know excuse
Translate bro, what I don't even know what he said. I
Don't even know if that was Chinese usually I can
this is like the worst reaction to my black hair bro, like this dead ass made me feel insecure
about myself.
I'm sinking, however you know what you did to me, you fucking, you fucking, you snarling
with patches.
Who put him, who put him on the last shit?
Are you dead ass?
No, I ain't alive bro, after like the, you supposed to upgrade, then you went down
again.
You want to stop?
Ah, bro.
No, no, no, bro, bro, bro, come on, come on, bro, come on.
You are dead ass chopped, like I swear to you.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I'm not chopped.
Just wait just wait when my hair because this is not my natural hair color
Like when you go all the way back to black from like a dye or whatever
It's a shade darker
So it looks very unnatural and untanning and just like bro like a wig
Just give me like one two weeks. Let the let the air cut
Marinate let the dye fade a little bit into my natural hair color
and broke my looks sexy.
What bro?
Hella dangerous.
Stop playing with me.
Is that a fucking bald spot?
Dangerous.
No, no, no, no.
That's not dangerous.
That's like fluff from a shirt.
Wait.
what the fuck? what is that? wait, why do I have that?
Why do I have that dry scalp bro I never got this when I didn't shampoo all of a sudden
when I shampoo I got dandruff.
How the fuck?
Cause you shampoo every six months.
I saw a TikTok edit of your black hair
and the girls in the comments were gassing you.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It'd be the bros saying the belongings better.
Every single girl in the TikTok comments,
they're like, matter of fact,
Let's let's look at my tiktok right now
My tiktok right now
All the girls be like yo Jason and the black hair looks better. I'm not a sinner
Kayley
Boom, this is one girl right here. This is one boom boom
boom boom bro come on man is a real girl this is a real girl bro she's not
12 this is nice she's 19 she's not a paid actor look
it's not AI bro that's a real girl that's a real girl okay this low key
He looks better than the blonde.
Where the girl's at?
Okay, Jason.
A girl.
Bro, is this a real girl or is this fucking zero father, zero father, or is this a guy
cosplaying as a girl?
I'm gonna count this as a girl, bro, to be honest with you.
I'm gonna count this as a girl.
Boom.
Second girl.
Who?
Why?
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Where are the other girls?
What?
What's this sticker?
I can't see the sticker.
Another girl.
She's wearing the Marley maid costume.
That's obvious.
What's this sticker? I can't see the sticker.
Another girl!
She's wearing the Marley maid costume.
Bro, that's two girls right there.
How about you as well?
Underage?
That's a minor?
Wait, wait, 28?
EHS?
Oh, yeah.
I love the comments.
I love the comments.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything.
I didn't say anything about I didn't say anything about her the other weird
and just enjoy it.
And then you can say it as well.
Like, what was the point of modding your p-
No, I'm not even giving you,
I'm not even gonna give you all chance.
That's, I don't know, that's,
I got you guys, ready?
But, that's you guys.
I've been kidding you.
Oh, that's why you didn't get shit in.
Yeah.
No, it's not baby rage, bro.
That's the weird shit, man.
Yeah, when a chat started mentioning if you count,
Oh, this person doing better than this person
is demotivating and like, bro,
they make you not wanna stream, bro.
But, you know, view count, Andy's,
view count, watch for Andy's.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, good content is not equivalent to views, okay?
The rich chronic.
What did Yugi say?
What did Yugi say?
He had a quote about views.
Make every view count, not count, don't and don't count every view.
Or some shit like that.
What did he say?
He said, he said,
Don't count every view, make every view count.
We quoted you, you got some good ass.
Make a view fuck a view count make every view count fax fax fax fax fax
wrote s fax no
like
You think
when I came up Ron came up or all these big streamers when they come up they care about views no
I
enjoy streaming because
streaming is fun you know interacting with the chat playing games talking
reacting this fun it's not about the views
it's facts bro playing games I literally played bro I played that was me by the
way he stole it from me can I get the credit?
Raph! You're fucking fat! And speaking of Raph,
OSES. My Ami. Spring Break Trip. March 31st. Marking on your fucking calendars.
We better have a good ass spring break. And I know it's late in March but you know that's
Everybody schedules a line. I want to do a little earlier, but we go into Miami for spring break
Okay, can't remember the last time I was in fucking Miami, but I was thinking like girl
I want to do a OSES or a triple all of OSES because I haven't done it in a while
and you know we can we could I'm thinking of like spring break places and
To be honest with y'all the only place that came to mind was fucking me at Miami
Let's fucking Miami
Does OCS know about this? Yes. Yes
Yes, bro, or he said down fucking let me call you be metaphor. Let me go you be bro
I'm gonna like you be did type in a group chat. Let me see
Broski I'm live, bro
What?
I'm trying to change y'all, but you bruh, I'm done with the real, like you know what I'm saying, like soccer content
Are you a dead ass?
No, we don't got a reason!
It's all the bros!
Are you a target?
I'm not gonna go out there and start fucking walking down and start to random fucking BBL thoughts
No, we're going to Miami to do survival streams and shit.
No, we're going to Miami to experience spring break.
Oh, and I wonder what they do in Miami.
I wonder what they do.
Bro, let's go to the ASU frat.
Let's go.
Do you hear yourself, bro?
What's wrong with you, bro?
What's wrong with you, bro?
Oh my god.
You can't hang out with the bros.
You can't hang out with the bros.
No, I'm primed you.
This is DVUG.
Wow, bro.
So where as what?
What would make sense?
Like a Montana trip or a whist?
Montana trip!
Bro, we can all look at some of the automobiles right now
that you have because when you were in a relationship,
the holy fucking nigga, I'm taking a swing at me today.
If I was in a relationship, I still would've went to Miami.
Fuck outta here, nigga.
Fuck outta here, man.
Oh, God, bro, because you know why?
I wouldn't go and flirt with other girls.
Miami is more than just fucking Riz in the yacht parties.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, we can go, whoa, Ron, Ron, Lacey, and Marlin
were all cut at the time.
Went to Miami, drove fucking big ass cars.
We know that watch guy, like, come on, bro.
Like, what does mad shit do?
And Rage is down there like, come on, bro.
Bro, listen, the thing is like, you know.
But if it's spring break, like, come on, bro.
We can go to the club and we can go to the club.
Like, you hear it, you know what I mean?
But the thing is, like, you can go to the club
and not, and just be with the guys
and have a good time.
Like, you know what, bro?
I'm gonna say, you know what, bro?
As a matter of fact, bro, bring your girl.
Like, yeah.
But you can see, slow down, man.
What do you mean?
Now you're talking crazy.
Now you're talking crazy.
What the fuck are you saying?
What do you mean?
What did that make her feel better if y'all are in Miami together?
So she doesn't have to worry about you hocking down on someone?
Which you never would because you have a wonderful...
Exactly, exactly.
You know what I mean?
That's one thing.
Exactly.
But let me just...
What are you talking about?
But listen, bro.
No, I'm down, bro.
You know what I mean?
You know, I was just thinking I'm thinking like my don't be the only bro. It's like everybody's going what oh, I be geez
Bro, my point is like very never outside with us
Yeah, but bro like Miami well all of the guys like well, bro
What was last time I was with OSDS and we all sat down together and go
So there's no way you're
Exactly! That's why I'm like,
I don't want to get FOMO, that's the thing about me, I hate getting FOMO.
Wait, yeah, if you're already going,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna come right after y'all's cruise,
and then, boom, we in Miami.
Yeah, you know what, bro? You're right, bro.
You ready?
Yeah.
You want problems?
I'm gonna put an ultimatum on your head.
I'm only going if we do our, our, our, our, going to the border stream.
That's the only way I'm going. I put an ultimatum on your head.
Okay, let's do it. I already said I'm down to do it.
So did you fake say no for like do you want me to like beg for you to go is that what you want it?
So you already down that you just wanted me to basically
I'm trying to say because I have to always do that test with you because you I have to make sure you don't get too famous
You know I'm trying to say
bro
There might be why I would
I wasn't always down
Miami like you ask about staying like clubs
BBLs things like that things of that nature you know what I mean, but you write verses all the guys going that's fucking brilliant
I bet I bet
Yeah, yeah, let's play let's play a pro clothes
Fuck, oh fuck, fucking calling I drum drop on him, see?
I'm not gonna be risen in fucking Miami.
I'm gonna be, move, you all play pro-cars,
I'm not gonna be risen in Miami, bro, that's not,
that is not, that is not the new me, the new me is,
bro, it's all, it's all, all the guys are going to Miami,
I'ma go off on my own and just start fucking like fucking flirting with girls
That's not me when's that time I did that shit when's the last time I did that shit
I haven't done that shit in months and months and months and months
I'm a changed man. All right. I don't even like doing that shit anymore. And I've said
this before in the past. I'm not a I'm not a fucking slut. I like I like I don't I could
never do hookup culture. I think hookup culture is so trash and just disgusting.
You know, I can never do that shit. Like, I'm a I'm a I'm a demisexual. I'm right.
I got to get to know a person before I ever do anything
into anything, facts, adapt, straight, bro.
No, I'm just speaking on my behalf.
Some people, some people, they like that shit.
They like going crazy.
And that's, you know, it is what it is, right?
I don't fucking judge people, but me personally,
I don't like putting my wiener in everything
Yeah, the fucking opens, you feel me?
Big ass mean?
Ah.
Slow down, nobody's opening for you.
That's true, I'm not getting no,
and even if I try, I couldn't get any more.
That's facts, bro.
Ew, what is that hair?
Is this true?
I've never been to Miami.
Last time I was in Miami, I think it was for, I don't remember, was it F1, no it was F1.
Oh yeah, it was F1, I didn't go out, I didn't do any of that shit.
I don't really like my union, F1, yeah, yeah, I'll do some, I'm down into Lincoln
Rage.
I thought I'd not see color, okay?
I should have seen Connor when I was in quarter, bro.
Nah, I heard it, but he said, he said, he said, it's like.
Yo!
Who the fuck?
Hello, open!
You got taller you got smaller I'm fasted I'm fasted
you know bro you know I'm tapped in now he knows cool man no more driving in
typing it's been scary on the road for me that's not good bro that's no it's
not good I actually don't encourage it it was it was scared you try to go to
Miami stuck for a while I don't know why I don't know why bro what's the
Stigma with Miami
There's no way I would think that you're making that
But yeah, bro, what is that?
Yeah, yeah. Listen, Miami, me, you, all the guys.
What day? 31st.
What's today?
OK, yeah, it's after Ramadan.
I mean, I I just have to have like, I mean, certain requirements
from you, specifically.
What is that? I'm saying like, I haven't developed it yet,
but like, in order for me to go, you would have to like, sign something.
I'll figure it out.
What's up with you?
No, no, I love no, no, like I have to he has to do
Yeah, no, we're not beefing. No, he has to
Commit to spending the certain amount. No, it's the opposite of beefing. He has to commit to spending some time with me
Now that I know the lord now that nms. I got clips
Was that uh play us? No, no music right now, but stars are just having my drink
But he said go in there with clips
Ammo brand new burrata like what?
NMS was in there. This group we were 200 deep
200 deep
Come on man, we were in there, I've been handling a lot of stuff, just move your head.
You're really, who's giving me more than a lot?
Who's not? Who's not?
Are you still in my discord?
I haven't been, unfortunately I haven't been, but you know I told you I moved,
you know we've been having a lot of stuff on the back end going on, so...
What have you been up to, but I haven't seen you in a while.
No, I was watching you sleep and shit, what are you saying?
You've been typing a lot of my chat, just like,
oh yeah, you were watching me sleep on an island that you could never see.
I said I had my ARL stuff, you know what I mean?
like I have a life and children that I sometimes have to show up for and shit so like I try
to get out of it but you see I had a video here at the house so I was like I don't even
pop it up on shit but really though the main reason why I pulled up is because you have
no volume. I pulled up with sea salt spray and some clay. You're barely like I'm really
I'm just trolling. I'm trolling.
You're in a fucking booth, man.
Oh my God, bro. You liked my song.
Yeah, I guess. I would have ran it back, you know. I feel like, you know...
Yo, be honest, like, you think I threw some bullshit up?
I thought that... I thought that, um...
the comment that she made about it was hilarious.
Yeah, it was funny.
I thought that was tough. Like, I respect that.
I respect that. You know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm going to say that it was funny.
I laughed and I'm 36, you know?
You're like, yeah, you're old fuck, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I'm literally 20 years older than a joke maker.
I should say 20, but no.
No, I thought it was a good song, though,
for what it is.
One, the amount of hours you put into that craft
is significantly less than other people
that are putting out music that are getting
that type of attraction.
You know, this is like your third side hobby.
So what do we have third-party look like?
What do we have Kenny and Yo-Yo and shit?
I don't want to hear you putting out real
fan music. Exactly.
So just scaling, perspective is everything.
Okay, so, okay, my black hair.
And first off, like,
what are you like? Pre-teen.
Pre-pubescent.
Child.
Infant.
This is just like buzzwords
that came to my head.
You don't think it makes me look more mature?
I feel like the blonde is like that's not natural hair color.
There's certain questions that I can't answer because everybody has to get over the shock
value.
You obsessing over it and everybody's doing the shock value comments, it doesn't make
sense.
Then the last time you had black hair, look at the last time you had black hair versus
now.
It's not comparable.
You look way better now.
So I'm not going off of black versus blonde because when somebody changes their hair,
think about when a girl does it.
It's like, you know, it's their shock value to it.
girls go through there, I'm rad or I'm Lee Splann, you know?
Sometimes a life crisis comes with that,
but you just did the island and you went back to black,
you go, okay, tough.
Yeah, no, it was very spontaneous.
Honestly, I don't regret it, but I think that's it.
I had been saying it though,
not saying that I told you to do it, you know?
I'll take credit when credit is mine,
is when credit was mine.
But also, you know, you can't be putting out music
like that with blonde tips, like that's lame as fuck.
You can't be doing certain shit with frosted tips,
you can't.
So now that you're like back in black,
you can get away with-
So I should make another song now with black hair.
Yeah, yes, yeah.
Maybe this will give me superpowers.
OK, or just have some self-confidence and some consistency.
Bro, I got self-confidence.
OK.
That's why I dropped the song in the first place.
I thought it was good.
And I still think it is good.
And then people are still burning it up.
Well, they're just saying good and not great.
I'm happy with that.
I'm OK with good.
As long as we keep it at good, that's it's feeling good.
But you can build off of that.
but you're self aware of realistic, you know,
that's one of the benefits of growing up in a ethnic household
that then parents and grandparents
and it'll let you know about yourself, you know, but, huh?
A lot of struggle.
Okay, I know about a lot.
I know of a lot in Arlington,
a lot of struggle in Arlington going together.
If I did struggle in Arlington,
I just struggled seven days trying to survive
and you have never ever, ever, ever.
Six and some change, six and some change.
I'd rather do six and some change on the island
than 30 days of Ramadan.
I would rather do that, because you're just getting it over with faster.
I know that, okay, there's a boat with $100,000 of production and safety coming to get me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if I miss Sahore, I don't eat.
I eat one meal in two, three days, some days I'm still working, you know?
I took an Addy at 4.30 in the morning after Fadger.
You know, you don't know what that's like to stay on top of your commitments and stuff.
30 milligram, real big boy shit.
I mean, is that a Haram?
No, that's not Haram.
You just can't do it.
Trust me, I appreciate you being the Huron police,
but you feel me?
I don't know.
Not the Huron police, bro.
It was a joke.
Fasting is easier?
What I would rather do, listen, I
fasted while I was playing Division I college football,
two days in 120 degree heat, getting motherfuckers that
are six, seven, 330 pounds.
So I'm just with, it's the length.
30 days, it's exhausting.
It's exhausting.
That is a long time.
I'd rather, I'd say the island is harder than,
But it's seven days, six and seven days.
That's a lot of days.
Six and some change.
You know, a week go by like that.
So I'm taking a six and some change, you know what I mean?
And I'm, except there's over times four times five
multiplier, no thank you.
But I'm great, I love Robin Hood,
it's my favorite time of the year.
Okay, okay, okay, well, all right,
I'm gonna use that shit, let's go to the back.
You don't know how to use it, you know what I'm saying?
We gotta like, you know, I'm not allowed to stand
behind you and, you know, spoon you,
But you know I'm not gonna stand behind you, and you know
Let's go to my bathroom, and I got something for you. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Those were oh, I thought those were the
We should call it what Tom Brown a six
I got to a gift bro excuse the mess
I don't make my bed cuz I feel like there's a waste of time
Um, closet definitely needs some cleaning.
I've been doing laundry for the past three days.
You've never done laundry?
I've done.
I literally did it off-stream.
That's it, though, for content.
You don't do laundry off-stream.
Are you dumb?
We're careful.
See how the tone though, when he's on the phone,
it's like, are you fucking dumb?
But in person, he's like, are you dumb?
Like, he knows he knows the tone.
No, no, no, no.
Also, I missed you too.
Really?
I missed you.
Are you a go?
Are you like better?
I appreciate you, bro.
Got you this, bro.
And London and they got you this.
Got you this, bro.
Type of heat and shit is this?
Give me this on Vamada?
Is this a devil dragon?
Excuse us.
It says bath?
Oh, that's bath.
Oh, I thought it was.
Oh, shit.
We got to get rid of that.
We got to get rid of it.
It's just that.
I'm here.
I'm here, yeah.
I'm father of these at the moment.
I pay the fuck to rent.
Don't demand any means to do anything to get my own
fucking house.
You're a piece of shit.
This is Build-A-Bear.
This is Build-A-Bear.
Oh, this is Build-A-Bear.
Ghost on a family.
You know what's crazy?
I just did one of these for Valentine's Day.
I just did one of these.
Cringe.
I'm here for the wreck.
You don't demand me to do anything
in my own fucking house, your position.
Neglect two children at home.
Ghost on a family.
Is it a ghost on a family or I neglect my children?
Both.
All right, bro.
I'm gonna let you hold down the string.
I gotta piss.
Unless someone's running me in the bathroom.
No, I'm okay.
I'm okay.
No, I'm okay.
I'm not that happy to move.
For Incom, right now I see a bunch of new games
popping up on stream.
I have him, he signed to a 360 to do two gaming streams
with Adapt, so put Incom in NMS.com.
Obviously, I don't know why I said that.
What games, specifically off esteem,
that y'all would like him and Alex to play?
I have one locked in, there's one free slot.
You know what I mean?
know this is tough this is tough it's the thought that counts I thought I didn't
know that it was a builder there I appreciate this this is adorable it's
gonna lay in your bed now like it's got to fight all the other plushies off it
no I'm 36 I don't use plushies
I mean maybe that's like doing seven for you but like I've been to the God
gifted you know I'm on the greatest two month intro you know I just got my
two month sub thing like a couple days ago like look at my progress and my
loyalty in 60 days versus some I else like I'm and I had and I was no personal agenda
you know it's like everybody else you know I mean it's like eating off of their
interactions with Jason not me so it's just all this shit is straight from the
heart straight from one and we back in in this discord soon real soon you know
I mean and so and I just don't want anybody to refer to the island as seven
days either we have to hold him accountable it wasn't seven so when
and everybody like, oh, when he did the island,
six of them changed.
And when we say, and I'm not done, I'm not done,
I'm not done in my segment.
And some change, it's and, S-U-M, some change.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, not, that's so, that's some change.
She's like, one more time in there.
Now, you have no volume in your hair, it's like flat.
Yeah, because it's heavy, I need a haircut, too.
Okay.
No, you don't, I will do the moderate,
like how it is right now, it's your bokeh,
like maybe a little off the side,
to tighten it off the side,
and let it grow in the back.
It'll naturally flow.
Hey, look, you say I look like a little kid?
That's what I started doing.
That's just saved me.
I work from a 6 to a 7.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, shit. See what I'm doing?
Hey, bro, that's your third-day fucking 6-7 job.
I've never made a 6-7 job, and I didn't mean to do that.
Boom.
All right.
Let's fucking go, bro.
Got some hair growth serum on the goatee.
So you haven't shaved any of that facial hair. This is this is like a day of no sharing
Really, so you do be shaving it. Yeah
Can they grow in like super thin and ridiculous looking it's kind of thick but like it doesn't connect
No, no connect this fun. No
My neither look at my giant gap here. Yeah, that's what my lips like it's okay
You got to thin it down when it's big and fat. I'm gonna blow up. I have a goatee
I'm a little like an Asian Johnny day
You already look like you're you can't join in sync now without the blonde here
So we're improved you know what I mean? We're like I can take you more serious now
Okay. Yeah. All right, so Pete so you go aim for like four to five sprays of this in the just in the front right now
Okay, okay, and then like two three sprays in the back. Okay, don't hold your don't hold your eyes open
Don't spray yourself in the face
I'm gonna fuck a baby, but I know how to put product in my okay. All right
I want how to not put I mean you shouldn't be sampling addition your hair every day. I don't I don't I don't
Yeah, that's no you should be doing a little bit of shampoo, but every time I shampoo it's like a nerve
So I don't shampoo because because you know because you need to start this kind of product
No, I just got a product until recently my barber put this in my hair. I was like hold on
You know say I'm like shampoo shampoo strips the natural oils from your hair. All right, please just do what I tell you
How many?
Five.
I said in the front, five in the front specifically, the direction issue is not like, you know
what I'm saying, get it in there.
Okay.
Now, you're going to take, I'm going to show you the amount just so you can, okay,
so also now, now let your hands, like let your hands get them.
Please bro. I feel like I'm doing it wrong.
Bro. So you thought I didn't have a...
Okay listen.
This is clay.
With clay though, like, every time I use clay it makes my hair feel so dry and nasty,
you know?
I mean maybe. I don't know. This isn't... maybe you... that's like giant, you know,
brands.
What is this? Who the fuck is fucking fighting for me?
Yes.
Do you eat your tooth?
Oh, my tooth. My sister hit me with a hammer.
Oh, my sister hit me with a hammer, but I did get fucked up.
I'm just gonna need to the quad. My sister hit me with a hammer.
No, I gotta get it. I gotta get it. Thanks. I'm about to get invisible.
I have a chip tooth, too.
Let me see.
I got it from eating crap.
Let me see.
Yeah.
It's little.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
Yeah.
Wait.
It's the same chip tooth?
No, mine is way bigger than yours.
You can see what we're talking about.
What?
Yeah.
But I could have gotten it fixed.
I got a point.
I paid too much for insurance.
But every time I go to get it fixed, my girl's like,
it adds character, it adds character.
I'm like, all right.
Good morning.
Relationships.
That's Jesus.
Yeah.
Boys.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Mind you, we might have to get a towel and redo this a couple of times.
I've never done this on anybody else, so you know what I'm saying, you're just...
This is crazy, you'll never beat the dad allegations down.
I did this with my dad.
I don't even think he got his shit from him.
I'm half a decade in with him, bro.
Like, now my hair...
It needs more, you have thick hair.
I got thick hair? Yeah, I got thick hair.
You have good hair. If I had your hair, I would have more children.
What the fuck?
Oh, bro.
That's a lot of clay.
Is it gonna make my hair... Bro, my hair already feels a lot!
Why?
Bro, I don't wanna hear this. I didn't drive over here.
It almost crashed while typing in NNS to deal with this, okay?
So just chill.
And then so this is what I've been doing to mine and then I take a towel
Why are you making these faces?
How do you do six and change on the island and then a little hair pull has got you making I don't like him
I never got my hair pulled on it. Yeah, I don't know if you're into that. I don't I'm not into that
Getting your hair pulled is that's how I go to sleep. I go to sleep
That's the greatest what do you mean?
The head rub with a little pull?
Head rub, head rub is good.
Hair pull is different. Hair pull is like,
that's some like key keys.
No homo, no homo.
That feels the little scalp massage
and then the light pull.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That felt good.
Like, like little, the little
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not telling you I'm giving you money.
Let me chill out.
I'm fast, let me chill out.
Alright bro, I'm gonna experience that in a while.
Yeah, what?
Never mind.
okay regardless of my hair again just like
just even just regardless though it's gonna stay like this even if I didn't do
anything else is gonna this is damn near how your hair was but it's gonna stay
like this and you see the back you need to like this it needs to be longer in
the back you know like the spoiler like that okay not full but now you're
I'm literally a tiktok, I mean, what about this crazy,
but, like, yeah.
You're the kind of Asians that get the low-out phase.
I wasn't saying Asians, I was like,
every single white kid who's 16 has like,
this have a haircut low-key.
Like, you need to outgrow this haircut.
That's what I'm saying, it needs to be longer, not,
like, see, you've got the cleaner
and you're forming it down in the fuck, man.
So just now dry it hard.
Okay, let me see.
Now, fix it how you would do it.
Now, doing your hair, like how you would do your hair
the other day.
This is the longest I've gone without reading chat.
I like feel like naked.
I don't know, bro.
But bro, it's just a little bit more fuller and solid,
but then imagine it longer in the back
where you actually got flow.
You got some flowing, you should have some flowing back.
You know what you should do? I think that you have fittings.
I do, I do.
You would have fitted on with, whoa, like, like, like some wings.
Oh, they're fucking winning, bro.
They are?
All right, all right, all right, let's go.
Are y'all fucking winning?
No, fuck we didn't, or no. Should I start doing the clay, or?
For sure, but not some giant brand.
When it comes to your hair, use mom and pop products that don't move off of them.
Food that we should think if you go to a giant restaurant if you go to Chili's no just like the Chili's not trying to fuck up
Any potential bad, but like I'd rather eat at a mom-and-pop-owned restaurant
Some little small whole overwall shit and pay way more than I would to eat that process bullshit at Chili's as a chain
That's feeding millions of people because they're moving off a profit where it's more than that when you go to like a smaller business
What the fuck is he talking about
Don't, don't, it wasn't big, don't do this.
I'm like, I'm like, let's put big.
Don't, come on out, come on out.
All right.
Come on, come on.
But while you're in the back, and don't push it out up top so much, like, like that,
it's when the flow comes in, you're gonna have the backwards hat on, you know, you
know, you got the backwards hat on, you're gonna have a little flow coming out.
And obviously you're, the best thing you're doing is not getting a fade on the
sides.
This way, you know.
Fitted?
Fitted, let me just see it.
Let me just see you backwards with a little tilt on it.
Bro, do I look like a SoCal Asian?
What?
That's SoCal Asian.
Gang, you're the heir to Rice Go.
There's nobody that you could look like.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Why Rice is my dog?
Go look at Rice's following.
That's one of my favorite creators that follows me.
I was really locked in with him.
He's cool, bro.
He didn't wear fittings.
I said you're the heir.
He was getting swaggy though.
He was before it got corny to wear giant brand names
on your chest like he was doing, he was tough.
That's a rock supreme right now?
No, you need to go to Uniqlo.
I have Uniqlo.
That's Uniqlo right there.
You tell me what you need.
This is Uniqlo right here.
I was just telling this to him.
I have over five pairs of $1,500 blintz jaguar pants.
It's dumb.
I got red blintz jaguar pants.
You need a black hat.
You need a black hat right now.
You don't got a black fitted?
But you need more flow in the back, like don't,
you know, like just let it grow.
I know.
Ha ha ha ha!
Take that shit off!
Take that shit off right now!
I'm fucking digital footprint is messed up now.
I'm talking about it.
I'm just kidding.
No, I look like one of them dance movies.
No, it's not tight enough. It doesn't fit you.
That's too big.
That's the idea like this.
Hell no.
You look like you're about to swing out and and dance on your elbow and shit
I'm like like I'm about to like one of the tick-tuckers
Yeah, okay. What about if it's tighter? What's the hole? Look at what size that is though
Look on the inside of the hat. What size is that? This is seven and a half. Okay. We need seven and one fourth
That's way smaller. You can sense shit. I
Don't like the bangs coming out of it though personally. I mean
I don't
You don't got to push it back though. No right above your eyebrows. Holy shit. Oh my god
You're like this like like
Like barely above your eyes, but imagine
But no you don't with lock that you need to flow you need to flow the window needs to be down in the box
You feel me and buck? Yeah, that's how you say it the buck
The me pop you and that you know I'm seeing like even no no it's fine though
Just do it even though this isn't that doesn't look bad either. I'm saying just but you're fine. What's up?
No, no, I look like a fucking asshole, bro
like
So no no fittings or maybe a trucker hat maybe a trucker hat
Yeah, no, but you knew you should be wearing hats though
But that doesn't look that's it but your banks come out of the foot when it's frontward doesn't look bad
Like a little bit of bags. I don't know. I don't ever let my veins show
Damn this the five-star
Like racist
No, you are trust me you just need to flow you need the accessory
It's just I need to let me I feel so disconnected
This had chas I saw rocket hats
But he should grow his hair out in the back, right?
This is not bad.
I feel like it's not bad.
It's not bad.
You just look young as hell.
I've seen a better made hat that's a cheaply made hat.
But we know I'm not going to talk.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Once again, shitty hat though.
It looks like a fanatic's hat.
Oh, shit.
Yo, bro.
I don't think I'm gonna wear a hat, bro.
No, they're longer in the back.
Or maybe a beanie.
But you definitely need flow for the beanie.
I have flow.
No, you don't. Do you have another beanie? Give me a beanie.
Ah, fuck. What am I being?
I swear I have a beanie.
Oh, here's a beanie. This is a good beanie.
That's a terrible beanie.
What? This is a good beanie.
I was like, can you give me a beanie? You have another beanie for me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just one off.
Just, just, just. Put that on. Put that on.
That's good beanies.
What the fuck is this?
This is a baklava.
That's the Duke Dennis, that's the Duke Dennis one, bro.
Okay.
I'm not wearing this.
Jamie, please.
Oh my god.
See the sucky-toe thing when I'm over here doing this shit for you?
With your flat-ass hair with no volume?
Don't you fucking knock me.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Wee.
if we don't have any more oh my god let me see I wear them I wear them no well
we'll take turns real quick look oh my god this is too little nah that's that's
actually a good be that she looks good okay well okay this is terrible that
looks good though this right here is what you you need the flow that comes
out my shit is fucked up because I was sitting down they say we look ridiculous we
look we look absolutely ridiculous now we fucked up I'm putting these on we
look ridiculous now I'm trying to be here but if I got black beard I feel like
Like I shouldn't be highbrows, you know, enough for me.
On your eyebrows, above your eyebrows.
Yeah, I'm just saying with the flow, with the flow.
Maybe a little bit more.
Stop, like why are you farting?
Oh my God, bro.
Regardless of your made progress,
we're just, listen, if things don't work, it's okay.
We know that now you should,
Okay, sea salt spray clay.
Yeah, all right, Ben, sea salt spray and clay.
And then, and then, and then grow the back.
And grow it, let's just try it.
I've had multiple hairstyles, you know what I mean?
Oh, well, if I grow it like that,
then I'm gonna get the mullet, bro.
And I don't know if I'm gonna fucking mullet it.
That's just like, I've seen John with a mullet.
Right here, if you just grew it out a little bit,
it's not a mullet.
It's just cleaned up sides with longer hair.
You don't have to get a mullet,
you just get a blowout like this.
This is already a blowout.
Already a blow we want to get away from the blog you're technically already a big ABB with that hair saw
It's ABB Asian baby boy. You know, they have a baby. This is this is the blowout right here. Yeah
Yeah, no
I should already have that you know, but thank God you don't have the you feel me like you know the skin fade. Yeah
Yeah, that's just down. I don't know skin fade. Yeah, holy fuck
Loki blow blow out blow out not bad. I told you
Well your audience has the blowout there 16
My chat is all sophisticated man with comovers
Okay, they have comovers
It's just younger are you?
You have to forfeit certain voice lines if you have a blowout not I'm a grown-ass man. I paid a rent
Oh, that's going blowout can't say that great great great
Yeah. Okay.
I bet. You want Capri some?
I'm fast.
It's the third thing you've offered me to eat or drink today.
I know. Um, just to meet you as an offerment.
Well, thank you, bro. I think I glowed up with the internals.
This is mine, though, and I'm taking this off. I'll get you some.
Please, please, please. I need some.
You suck your teeth again? You suck your teeth shit?
You gotta fix that. No, it's not. No, it's not.
Wait, let me show you something.
Let me show you something.
Why is the go-go on the floor?
That's all
It's right here, you know shit about this
This is this is the blade that made me survive seven days
What what was it? Can you look at chat real quick? He looked at you just open chat real quick
Was it six wasn't seven days or was it?
It was it was it was seven six is some change see how it's one word six is some change
So you can some change?
What was said take Wojito to Turkey for a hair transplant?
Oh my god, I don't know how to do that.
Who's to take who? Take me?
No, Wojito said take me.
I have a good concept idea.
Take Wojito to Turkey for a hair transplant.
You said Wojito said,
didn't you just say that?
You fucking me up with your inability to read.
You're a literate little preteen.
But it's okay, we're gonna do better.
Fucking mouth.
I'll kill people with this shit. Yeah, you know you're the type of windstep on a bug tight
Fucking you up and guess what I sat there and tank that shit cuz I'm a fucking man
Know how to properly create a circle of fire and an elevated place for you
That's not a fire, but you know the fire goes out
But I probably burn like over a thousand sticks
You slept in like six hour blocks
That's what I'm saying, even for Ramadan, I'm not sleeping more than 3 hours in an interval.
I'm waking up drinking, eating, like you're not cut like that.
Holy shit, you couldn't do what I did.
No, listen, that's an expensive test.
I will do one harder for one tenth of the budget.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay, okay.
And I need a date, I need a date for, for your, for your thing with a, to that,
Jack segment gaming.
So contractually obligated to fulfill that.
So actually, I didn't know, I don't remember signing anything.
I don't know, you were asleep, but listen.
I wasn't asleep.
When I had your phone and docusigned it, but let, so you need to chat in
is going to pick the second game that you guys play. You're in a two gaming segment
contract to do within the next 35 days. Okay, yeah, now I'm done. Yeah, I know you're
down. You have no choice. I do have a choice. Okay. I paid them right in this fucking house.
Yeah, you pay one fifth of it and you have less than that leverage in this for this
choice. But yeah, so the first game you already agreed to and you like it. It
was exciting. That second game will figure out. Also, I'm gonna use this is my
goodbye portion right here I need some teammates for our graders I need I mean I
can play with you
I hate the word goop and I don't like how white and racist the player base is I
really like I'm in my second week pages have been a tour force page of the
I've been on that for like two months, like a month ago, but you know what? When quality came out, I ran out with all my band-aiders and I died because I said I'm not playing this shit anymore.
No, I need teammates!
Bro, just hit up the Discord man, they'll play with you.
I'm just saying, I'm amplifying it here now. I want everybody to be looking into Discord or in the, what should I call it, so I'm playing here now.
now. DM me. I'm reading them
Arc Raiders DMs. I'm gonna go
through my DMs. I got a bunch.
I got a responsive. You know,
it's exhausting. I got you
bro. I got you. I got you.
Hey, thank you for the seesaw
and the clay man. Thank you.
Thank you. So fans a team
effort. Do you, what's our
answer you get? We have one.
Oh, you'll be smashing it too
hard. See, you don't need to
go all the way back there.
See, you're cotton your wrist.
No, it starts close. You're
doing it too hard, bro.
You're doing it too hard. You're doing it too hard. You're actually hitting my knuckle to solve
Thank you. I'm back. I'm back. Where's the clay at? Oh, it's in the closet. Okay. On the table. Now that's your uh,
but you're in put your foot.
My brothers.
All right, bro.
Yeah, bro.
See you on chat soon.
All right, it's not your input change.
You're already around Barbara.
Yeah, he was trying to influence you to use
some hair product that he used on your hair
and he said it really looked good on you.
And then you're like, nah, nah, nah,
but now that you want to use product,
I
Still don't like clay though like it makes my hair feel so crunchy
Crunchy dude, I'll do I like the sea sauce pray though that it's on the table
Your body, I'm not you just say you were bawling I said I'm not balling oh
We gotta get some pasta.
I'm not mean that. That was okay, but I like 70% of men bald.
You have a good shape for bald head. Me personally, I don't.
If I go bald, then it's over for me. Genuinely.
Bro, if I go bald, I'm becoming a monk. You're not gonna have camera anymore.
Oh, there.
Oh, hey, hey. Did you like your gift?
Yes, it's I'm telling you I got this the same thing on Valentine's Day
but the same thing on Valentine's Day
So if you want to think about me and you can just squeeze that bro or you can just type in my chat
Why you drive like you always do. No more of that. I'm talking about what I did as I almost got into the multiple accidents.
And then the post, almost the clarity of getting into an accident because I was in
chat, I was like, I'm ready to risk it all for NMS, not for you, not for you, for NMS.
But I like it that you can tell because there's so many Stulliers.
Yes, bro.
All right, bro.
Drive safe.
W moves, man.
Drive safe.
W moves, man.
Killing a family of three to type in Jason and Lee's Twitch chat.
Charity match prep. Video unavailable, bro.
Damn, bro.
By the gods.
What is my refresh, bro?
What is that?
I'm not gonna lie bro this is mad sad man. This is really sad. Prayers for Aiden Rossman.
This is a horrible feeling.
RIP, RIP.
Damn, bro, what are you about?
Team Z posting that.
Val was shanks and some.
I'm down, bro.
Vow was mad fun yesterday. Wait, they
Why is Marlin not the crib
Okay
I got it. I got it.
He had HQ right now.
Woz booked the flights to Turkey.
Should I get Woz free tickets to Turkey so he can go he can unballed.
That actually might be a good fucking stream, a good stream.
LOL I'll stream it in the corner and you can react to it
How much is a trip to Turkey though?
How much is it trip to Turkey?
Let me see. Let me see. I might have to get you right, bro. This this this could be your bonus
LAX to Turkey
Istanbul
It is
Lax the Istanbul okay, I think like flight and surgery is like five to six K what?
How much is a hair transplant in Turkey?
What bro, that is low-key. See I gotta be way more expensive
Oh my god $400 flight
Bro
Cheap compared to the US like hair transplant in US cost
Like let's see. Let's see how much this shit cost
Four to 15k average price around 10 to 12k boom you go to Turkey to the two to seven K
Yo woes bro, that's why turkey is so popular over us cuz the flight and surgeries cheaper than us dude
Yo, wait woes
Woes I could do this. I woes. I got I got stay farm next. That's next week, bro
Go ahead man. Go ahead next week. I got you. I'm actually serious. I got you flight included. I got you
And then boom, and then you'll have a W airline.
I wonder if I could do it that quick.
Wait, woesh, woesh.
Your bonus for the island is a hair transplant.
John too?
Wait, John, let me see your airline, bro.
John, if you show me your airline, bro,
I might get you a little turkey trip as well.
Wait, woesh, I'm actually serious, though.
I'm actually serious because it low-key I want to see how they do it. I
Want to see like the progress like you have to shave everything
Never
I'm so kind of young and I know you won't woes my my you won't you won't woes can do a duo trip to turkey
Yeah, but then I would be bald for like
Like, stop bald but like, hairless like six more.
Bro, just put on a beanie, a hat, you'll be good, bro.
Honestly, I'd rather be bald for a time period
than be bald for the rest of my life.
When this is happening, I'm gonna go to Miami
with a fucking bald head.
Bro, you trying to take some shit down in Miami?
No, bro, I don't wanna say shit, though.
I'm trying to cuff.
What?
That ass?
No, not really, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna see.
Oh my God.
I'll be single for you, bro
No, bro, you know, it's you know, that stink of all of OCS cuffed bro
Hold on bro. I need to call every OCS number and see if they're done for Miami. He has no fucking way, right?
Red I need to call I need to call you. I'm MC. I remember. I really wait here
Let me fix it. Okay, ready?
It's not back. I've been on finesse right for like a year and a half. So I'll show you my previous pictures
Hey, it's not bad!
Yeah, you wanna see my previous pictures when I was in here?
Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, it actually got better, Jack.
That was a genuine reaction. I thought I was gonna see fucking corners all the way up here.
No boy, it used to be like that. Watch.
I found like a picture.
Oh shit, that's too jolly.
You need one too
Yeah, this is like partially one of it, but look this is like my old picture
Or like let's just say it like
Like you can tell you're born right now
You're looking all this shit
Yeah, a year and a half later, then we'll see.
Wait, show the airline, it's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
All right, look, like it's still like growing,
like, but yeah, it's not as bad as before.
Now I got like hair going in the middle,
my hair will look better.
Honestly, like not even that bad, bro.
Like, but you can definitely check your ball in the games.
Yeah, 100% I mean, I'll bet.
But, you know, how do you think
you need to check each other out?
I don't.
I bet that's how it sounds only until like 28,
because Venice arrived like it's still,
it's still growing.
Yeah, yeah, little key.
Once you see signs of balding, you gotta hop on it instantly.
Did you hop on it instantly?
That's right.
Probably like half a year, just six months after I saw it,
I noticed my hair started falling out like crazy.
Bro, I remember when I was showering,
bro, shampooing, every single time,
I'm talking about chums of hair or come on, I'm like, no.
Finasteride causes ED?
No.
Your penis still works?
Yeah, my penis still works.
I do get more than one.
Yeah, I do sometimes here and there.
That's good. That's good.
It can, but...
It's not going to cause it to you, bro.
Your testosterone levels kind of go lower.
So you balance it out with, you know, working out.
Or like, what's the word?
Like, not sexual tension,
but like, your sex drive.
It goes down a little bit, but it's not crazy.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I'd rather have access to my penis
than have sex.
have access to my penis then well I had full access to my penis it's not like I
rather be bald than have no access to my penis oh you will have access to your
penis you were a hella young like you got lots of soft
you're good but what you need that shit for bro you're right but no but still
like I want to be able to have owners like you will have like this like this
morning I had a crazy morning wood the wildest morning wood that's why I'm
watching my bed sheets because I just cranked one out yeah but aside from that
so you hop on finisher right and then you want to test it you just don't get
hard and shit we get we get put that's a test
all right all right all right bro all right bro
bro something is chopped man is this a real photo
Male
This is Clint bro. Shanks? What did he say? Shanks TTTV?
Deleted clip.
He made the clip too fast.
Alright, let me call the guys.
Let me call the guys and see if Miami, how Miami is looking.
So Yugi said yes, call Archie bro.
What time is it in India, matter of fact?
In time in India
4 a.m
So I just called a group chat
I'm sure they will.
We may be a lot of ush.
Wait, it likes you. Hey, dude
You guys bro, everyone's sleep
No one's gonna won't answer the phone
so
So
No one picked up out of a 10-person phone call
Yep
That's OCS hours and that won't be fucking sleeping a second in the morning. It is 2 p.m
bro
So you're not going to Miami now, I'll go to Miami. I'm just I'm just letting you know everyone cuffs
Who is everyone who's everyone?
Oh shit you got honey, I can't really say I don't want to be a guy
Well, you already said about obviously you guys cuffs are you cuffed?
Well, I'm a beautiful. I did actually did after it
I
What's the past in I up in I up
Yo, bro, no
Yo, I don't know everything.
I don't know what you're saying, bro.
I don't know what you're saying.
Yo, you had no cash?
Yo, why don't you have cash?
No.
OK, bro, I had a little big game,
but I was trying to save my money.
Yeah, that's fair, bro.
That's fair, man.
Hey, how's the food in India?
Bro, it's actually good as fuck, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, it's good.
Why is there 2J dives?
Ew, man.
Yeah, you hook me, boy.
Get off the fucking screen.
All right.
Oh, hey so so what's good with Miami we're going cuz I know y'all go the cruise like stay a little bit
We already locked this off stream in the group chat bro, and now you're trying to ask us on stream like it's their first time
You didn't confirm you didn't confirm. I'll soda to groups that right now. You didn't confirm bro. Oh
Already did that bro
What if I you bud naked with the floor?
Wait, so why beat wave when right if I says everybody's cuffed who is everybody cuz I know ref not fucking cuffed
I know you're not cuffed bro. You're you're stuff five now, bro. What happened to you?
You're like, you're on the same tier as me.
Well, he wants to know who's tough, bro.
Let them know who's tough, aren't you?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Every road, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
J.DotCuff, gang.
Come on, bro.
You're a fucking sub-five, Christel.
You're trash.
Holy shit.
You're a dick.
No, no, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
If you put a rap out there, bro, he gonna pull, gang.
He'd write that down.
I'm not saying, aren't you?
He liked that, yeah.
I'm not gonna say it.
Like, J.C. put the vibe on sub-four.
Put on my money
I'm beyond your
Ref you in Miami if you are every one number I give you a thousand bucks, bro
Coming back, oh my god, but I'm God Jason. I need this I need this
Racker is
A hundred and every every every number is a hundred every number is a hundred
Yeah, it's latest
How's your how's your like sleep? Oh, dude, bro, my whole covered
No, but like the bridge because we didn't get like a super nice one. We're trying to save money, bro
Cuz bro cuz we're gonna have rap and like more niggas, bro. So I should have rats
Bro, it's actually nice bro, like I fuck with it, but like dude, I would come back
You know I'm saying like like I'll pull up again session
Bro, Jason bro, and then when I was out bro, like I met a lot of the fans and they were like, bro
Dude everyone's like yo bro, I told Jason come to bro like come on like they want to see you
Today is like their national holiday lights like bro like today's big is like the holly festival
So super big with the colors. Oh
They rub colors on you colors on you. Yeah, bro. So the goal is like they want everyone to be like in colors
way way I see the gold where they fucking
rub mad colors on this one girl walking the streets like that is that
yeah that one down but but a little road names say like some places bro some
people like they go too extreme but like I find most people gonna be valid you
know I feel gonna be valid everybody confirm my anything yeah bro
I got a girl
Santi got a girl arc you got a girl fucking you got a girl
No
Do bro, dude, give me the same that one hundred dollars for every number
You're so easy for you.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna be in real. I'm
I'm putting a good bet on for
you. You're far forward.
Alright, you're already
actually know the demigrapher.
That's another two inches four inches. They're also fat, you know
Okay, I don't like how you're talking to me slob bro
You made that song you made that song and then you became sub five how that works bro
You made a song and I your sub five
You buy a get frame on in Miami, bro, and I worry for you
You used to genuinely be sort of attractive. You're now fat
Bro you fell off okay
Post your pictures on IG
Okay, I'm going too far okay, I'm going too far
I actually worry for you. I actually worry for you, bro
You might get framework though. Like you're rich all the status. Yeah, bro
What am I thinking right now? I think that framework because I'm broke and chopped and I know that but the thing is you're holding on to
The delusion that you're not a sub five, bro
You used to be used to be sub one used to be sub one, but now you're so far like Jason come on, bro
Let let go that are you both words
You a rapper look you like similar
I might look a little bit better
Oh no, hell no
He's just got height on me, he's just got height, money, and more huds
But besides that, I'm like, right beside it
Backs
Hey bro
Nah, yeah bro, but let's get lit out there
Alright bro, alright bro, alright
Alright man, catch you Jay
Alright bro, I'm gonna make sure everybody's getting on
Yeah
Alright bro, bye
Hey, just a big three boys night.
Yo, you got a concept plan today or no?
No, wait, why?
What's up?
We'll pull up on us.
I like like four p.m.
Where we're doing footsies today.
You got like 10 people running it at the field.
Wait, RDR.
I'm already playing tomorrow.
Wait, what time?
Yeah, but do you need to warm up though?
Like like pull up to the crib at like four p.m.
Like three, four p.m.
Okay.
I might have been muddy.
that's the big three okay wait wait what is that uh they are big this is it's gonna be uh yo
rats that the fuck up god damn bro he gotta go man oh yeah i'm going to mami for show i'm going to
I
Don't hang up or else I might leak your number
This is so what you got pepper today
What happened to you bro
Happen to you
This is what I could say the same thing for you bro like bro like I don't like how you're holding on this
It was you know we put you on the side. All right, okay? Okay?
Who meals a day no fast food cut out sugar. Oh
You already lost me a fast you lost me a fast food two meals I could have done but you lost me a fast food
Wait wait
Wait, if you leave you know, I'm gonna leak your number, right?
how because if it I'm I'm shivering out and if you leave it's gonna be don't
like it hide your screen hide your screen okay I'm not hiding it right now
hi hi hi wait if I get the fight gets it hi
What?
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
what the fuck what did I leak I didn't leak them but nothing important I didn't
I don't think anything important is wrong, I don't text nobody, so I'm being honest bro, nothing important in my fucking D.E.S.
Hi Jason!
Hello, you called?
Oh yeah, sorry, I didn't pick up your call yesterday. Um, the hair looks, uh...
Wait, it's not as bad as the clip I guess.
I think it'll grow on everyone.
Like it's just because you were so blonde, you know, and then now it's like, it's just
like something different you know so I think over time people get used to it so
you're saying the blonde look better well the blonde is just like more like we're
just more used to it and people are bad with change you know so this one will
look better in like maybe a year
Fucking you. Yeah, also, Jason you can't get-
Am I a sub five rice cell now?
What'd you just say? Am I a sub five rice cell now?
They call them rice cells now? That's a thing? No, like am I sub five now?
Now?
No, no Jason you have a lot of great qualities. You are a ten out of ten, you know?
Um, stop flirting with me.
I'm definitely not doing that. Okay. Bye-bye!
I
Don't we five to you?
Should we five to you get Jason on actually nah, I got a gig I got a gig I got a gig keep Jenny from Jason
I know how Jason gets
Yeah, I know how Jason gets we got it. We got a gig keep Jenny
Yeah, that's how I get the big weed in the lobby, bro, and he single now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're good on that
Who the fuck is Jenny, I'm not on that timing at all
I'm on that I'm not on that timing and why is he scared of me?
Bro, I think I'm gonna take his girl. No, man. I'm not fucking on that time at all
But it's been a year since I've done some shit like that different now
God
It's not 2022 bro people fear the race. I'm not gonna like kill yourself, bro. Oh my god
Holy shit. I got the black hair and and this is this is what they're talking about, man
You guys remember like six months ago. I used to just rage order like the eye
Oh my god, I used to just rage-order a hell of a book and burgers every morning.
What's the last time you guys see me order a burger, bro?
It's been a minute.
Pickle's donating again.
Big Jason and me taking Shakespeare's girl.
But like, oh my god.
Two burgers at 6pm? It was actually three.
I used to get three burgers every morning.
That was actually bad, bro. Like, that was actually peace chun-chanks.
I ordered a Whopper Jr. 370 calories, it wasn't that bad.
You're ugly?
Jason, you wanna play Valorant or not?
You wanna smoke this?
Me, you, Silky, I see you need to get one more.
Why are you so mean bro, I miss you big bro?
Why am I calling you big bro?
You're dead ass my little bro.
Ah, look at that, he caught us up.
Silky?
blizzards wait what oh bro I'm just in the gym all day now
I had rice there Jenny is that out now I'm gatekeeping Jenny from Jason bro
especially since Jason single I told you guys Jason gets weird dogmaid
I'm actually gatekeeping her don't let him know who she is don't let him know
who she is bro I'm gatekeeping that all day I'm gonna play with Jenny after
the dual queue bro this dude think I'm a fucking man like just gonna take his
girl like what the fuck type of cop what type of fucking like is this my
legacy bro yes this is not my legacy bro I'm so much more than the bro I'm
I'm so much more than a fucking, I'm so much more than a Riz guy, man.
I was just on an island for seven days, I'm a survivalist, I'm a spelling bee champion,
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a Netflix star, I'm a fucking, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a model, bro.
I'm a diamond gym survivor.
I'm a musician!
I'm undefeated in push-up phase!
Push-up, push-up punisher, like, I don't...
I don't get it, bro.
Get it, bro. I made lovers to strangers, bro. I made that guy like I
Want a morning just hello. Yeah, like bodybuilders
How about multimillionaires how about eight inches and thick
How about loving and respect?
Ten weeks ago twenty one years faithful my daughter committed suicide three weeks ago
Oh shit 13 she was faster than me at 12 and I run a six-minute mile my testimony
I'm nothing but fear and ask you to be the YouTube channel
We need like scrawny guys
Eight inches and big
Eight inches and big
Yeah, I'm not eight inches, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Eight inches is a blessing
Look at this shit man day one bang day two day three 20k a day on streams a hundred K total
Bro, bro
Like that's pretty fucking good for a side hobby
Pretty fucking good
I'm working my ass promoting this shit wait is this your account 60
W bots I guess this is bots
Well, I could show I could show you all my fucking stats right now. I'll show you my shit right now
there's 300 people listening right fucking now 300 that's a lot bro 300
box this is live where where where top songs deem that's dude I haven't checked
this shit a minute
bro this is all green is mad green right here their gender 76% male 90% female top countries
L.A. U.S. Bro, this is literally the U.S. Bro, this is actually like pretty fucking good.
Like look at this.
People listening to it are from the US
62,000 streams from the US facts
Come on bro fucking Pasadena from Dallas representing Arlington Philippines updates
I know I check
That shit is not happening, bro. That shit is not happening. That shit's chalked. I do want to go to the Philippines, but, you know, go to some circumstances. It's not possible, bro. No, no, I'm not possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
party
party
yeah my things my test
party at my test
morocco
morocco
vietnam i'd rather go to vietnam bro
i'd rather go to vietnam or to philippines
Do I go by myself?
I don't know if I want to go by myself.
Ron? Ron will go to the Vietnam?
Ron?
Ron?
I think Ron's going to India, like no cap, no cap, no cap, I could go to Vietnam with,
I don't know, bro. I might go by myself. Like who would make sense to go to Vietnam with like
Like no one else is Vietnamese
But honestly like
Me personally
I'm not as fluent in Vietnamese as I you know should be so it would help to be go with someone as
Bsb could go Bsb who's Vietnamese that I know
Tiffin no be holy pool, bro Asian bunny ex holy shit
I gotta make I gotta be I gotta be friend like someone that's Vietnamese Jack Viethor holy pool
Here's how to say shut the f-
Yo, yo, yo, y'all are, y'all are crazy, man.
Yo, y'all are crazy, man.
Oh my god, bruh.
Is he trying to get his, his Rizz arc back in?
I think he's trying to start Rizzing again.
Is that what he's, is that what he said?
Oh my god!
Oh my, I just came up with an eyelid, bro!
I just came up with an eyelid!
I wasn't even Rizzing, I told her to stop flirting with me!
How is that Rizz, bro?
WHAT THE FU-
I'm telling you, he's doing his wrist content.
What they say, they say like old Jason is back.
He's back, yeah.
Great practice.
Oh my god.
He should um, I should tell him to get a color analysis.
Okay, cuz okay, holy shit, bro, holy shit, man
No, bro, this is not my legacy
No, bro, no, man
I bet I bet you know what I bet then I'll see good tomorrow coming back
I'm just fucking kidding, bro, like yeah, yeah, like please, please, please, please,
Please
Don't be a fucking idiot
No, man, I'm not I'm not doing none of that shit. All right. I'm here to stream
Go crazy a big that's big bigger shit plan burn like you know me, but we got London coming up
We are I still want to go to the Philippines one day still want to go to Vietnam, bro. Like like travel
I'll get bigger shit plan bigger shit
Dirty Mac and with silky
all right let me tell shakes to hop on let me let me let me play let me play
of that storm chasing yes I got storm chasing soon because um redify said to
pull up to the OSES house at 5 p.m.
oh in like one like
he said for you like no wait no he he texted me though he said 5 p.m. pull up
to the OSES curb. Storm chase with E-Rob? E-Rob. Yo bro let's hop on the game I'm down.
Jason you're playing after or no? Yeah. We have to 5Q though because I don't want to play
like Swift plays or anything like that. Alright bet bet bet after my game. Yo Jason wants
to play after this. Actually? Yeah. Play after? I'm done. Alright. But we got a
a 5Q.
They actually need 5.
Jason, are you gonna get 2 more or no?
Wait, I need to get Jimmy. I need to get Jimmy.
I actually need Jimmy.
We need to win this game though.
We need to call Jimmy.
YBG?
Jimmy's been wanting to play with Jason.
Chambers are who you have them well let's revive this game. I'm down. Let's revive the game
Mark had a graph transformation
Oh my god my 2v2 you're not jinxing God forbid I want to play a game that what is not as popular anymore like what like
Like God forbid I
Can lie brought play valor yesterday the next day
Valor is like yo, you yo feel this form if you want to have early access to Valor
26 or some shit. I guess a new shape
Can you say that I mean what are they what are they gonna do bro?
what are they what are they gonna do?
Reboke? What are you linking me to, Hank? He looks complete.
Alright, bro, so this squad.
What's this squad? It's me, Shanks. You ever gonna do the Brawl Hall Attorney?
me, shanks, sabrosa, who's the last one? do I get ybg and his biatch?
squad for what? valorant bruh, moose, how do I tell you man?
later, later, later bro, later, later, later bro
he's playing on RE9?
Wait, what?
Let me ask YBG wait J1
Oh my god, bro, let me call a big let me call let me call of the bros hold on
But we got another we got another a throwback lobby
J1
Throwback Lobby, it just ended at 2pm.
He's not hopping on just for you like God forbid I try to ask the homie to hop on the
game.
D&D?
I bet let me ring again, bro. Let me ring again.
No more is down with a bro, but uh, you're the chosen one you're the one you're the one
I
Damn bro
Hey YBG
I have to turn off the power and go through the fan maybe. Oh, let's go to the fan
Oh that bitch is gonna be in here, uh oh.
Are you down?
Bow me you shanks Marshal Rosa, right now?
And now?
Now right now?
In like, in like 15.
In like 15?
Alright, yeah, yeah, sure.
For sure.
Let's see.
Yeah, yeah, sure, for sure.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAY, FU-KING BITCH!
Did you see wrong?
Ugh...
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
bro what the fuck is wrong with you
what my fucking holy fucking shit
ban him bro ban him ban him ban him ban him bro ban him ban him ban him ban him holy shit
Oh my god, bro.
So fucking loud, man.
Proj's went live?
We already have five, though, man.
We already have five.
Holy fucking shit.
Bro, I'm not drumming Wabi-ji
if I ask Wabi-ji, man.
That's fucked. No, man. No, no
Five is locked moving around
You should run be run five feet five land
We should do a land some sort of land in the future
Wait, just a bunch of games all the guys together land a tournament
Multiple games
Holy shit, this could be fire this could be fire
Me Valorant Ron post-fortnight adapt host color duty
That could be fire bro
That can actually be fire
Brahalla, I'm not hosting brahalla man
What about the chosen one?
The chosen one is gonna have to wait there unless web eG has already asked why bg
Oh shit.
You locked anything in?
When did the world cup chat?
What is your role on my TikTok?
My fucking hat?
I got ganna bro.
Alright bro, let's go outside, catch some fresh air real quick and then we'll hop back
and then um shanks should be that should be ready to play some vow bro we have a
vow and then after we go to the oses house and play some football
bang bang bang i'm not fucking danger of chill whoa whoa whoa
I
Don't hear it, I don't want to hear it, but I don't want to fucking hear it
Always get a haircut just start walking if he was rooming shit inside running errands. Oh, you're still
I
Don't go crazy opposite talk straight girls in my shit. There was no girl
Top comma was told told you with 12k lights now what I look like toji
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Yeah, I see the sexist over here.
I don't know, bro.
Mr. 107 is in the building.
I don't know.
You see, I think you got to just fuck it up, low-key.
Bro, I just put some product, bro.
I think it's too light.
It's too light.
Can I go out right there?
It actually doesn't look bad.
Low-key.
I think you got to fuck it up.
See?
Yeah, see?
It doesn't look bad.
Honestly, I think it looks better than the blonde.
It looks better. You gotta get used to it. This is not my natural black
Listen, bro, listen, I was in the car with silky off-stream and I felt very safe
And he understands how to drop like
Holding the fucking handle like this
So you come in here to flex your haircut bro
Okay, well, well you going live today or yeah, I'm a lot of like a little later. What time do I know?
Oh, are we doing that? That's also an ass. Do what me you in doubt
today
Wait, what?
What I'm gonna say because of you or your leader, but I don't even know I was I invited to this because I don't
He got you he on his shirt
I
Don't think I got anything
It's only 40
So we gotta do another day
Hey, bro, I'm gonna Miami and as long as you don't pull up
Next week
You're gonna go
What is it doing Miami when I'm going like I'm going for spring break when I'm
Yeah
I'm not trying to be on that
I'm not trying to be on that
I'm gonna be on the with the guys. I'll be with the guys. I'm not on anything anything
I don't even want to be on that type of time it
But when I was thinking and trying to like do the trip like in my head like thank you spring break the only place that comes to my mind was my
Really
I know you got to be on some type of time like you know you're so control I got
So so you're saying so you're saying like women will just gradually graduate that gravitate towards me
Same time though, it's like
You decide what happens bro, and you wanna go just for the self esteem boost, do it.
Nah bro, I just wanna have fun with the girls.
Your self esteem is gonna get boosted over there though, I promise you.
It is?
How the hell is that?
Like I'm gonna be walking down.
But here we're walking down.
You got the body now, take top off.
Yeah!
What do I pack?
What's that pack?
You're a pussy!
Hey, hey, hey!
I gotta pack your straight pants?
Can I borrow your chain?
Can I borrow your chain?
Let me borrow your chain for the week, bro. Come on, bro. Oh, come on.
No, this shit little though, bro.
Yo, yo, come on. Let me trade that chrome for this chrome. For the week.
Well, you can borrow like 10 of these games, but like 15 of these games.
No, no, no.
Easily, bro.
But I'm not gonna be on that I'm gonna just like bro
No, no, this was gonna happen, bro. I'm a walk down so my approaching him like
You know
Yeah
Like on some adaption
Oh
I'm gonna just go down there hang with the guys maybe drive like maybe we're a bunch of cool cars and
No way
I didn't even realize that it was spring break.
No, no, I didn't even realize it was spring break.
No, no, I didn't even realize it was spring break.
Have you ever been told by any spring break?
No. I've told my ones in Miami.
Wait, really?
Like you got it like you see
Next week next week I got mad sponsor
I can't it's here
Not like a week it's a week sponsor. Yeah, they far
Damn
I don't know but it's next it's like it's it's it's those days. Yeah
was you pulling a leg and then everyone was going,
that's what's gonna be happening
when you pull an interesting leg.
Man, that is crazy, that's a whole thing.
Yeah, you're gonna literally pull up
and everything's gonna be done.
What?
Well, not everything's gonna be done,
but every weekend in Miami is lit, you know?
It's like you're coming during the dying downtown,
like I said, the dying down,
like there's some like some striders
like along the road,
like some people that's having one back home
like
From my anywhere from my this the six
All the way to like a 20. I mean, I'm not like bro. I'm gonna go to Miami probably with rage and then I'm like
Raised literally
Oh
You know what I did to change I change one of the tone my eyes, bro. He says I change one of the tone
About a joint accordion. Just a bro. So
Yeah
Never invite you to shit ever again
It's what the problem I'm sitting on you these fops
We can run that bag
I did but bro, I don't like the mechanics anymore. Oh, you have to try
That's like spider-man swinging around is pulling people over the fucking back
Oh my god
It is
Okay, babe, yo, I'm about to make a tournament unless unless we go on searching for Eken and
That's the only one
It's sitting there so you want to you want to go
You just randomly queue up and you just wait to kill with a girl
Why oh you get a girl in your lobby you start fucking calling her all types of shit
I would never say that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a pippity of this game.
You tell her, never say that.
You say, get on fucking healer or I'm dodging.
Just know, I would have been,
you know, I would have been
on the church files and that.
Oh my God.
I was not on the next tournament, I would have been.
Wow.
You say you're not switching?
What?
Wow.
Wow.
Oh man.
I'm higher up. Wait, they not about to win. They not about to win. They're about to win,
chat. No time, no time. I could see a dapper. What was he doing? He has a sponsor at 3D.
He got a fucking sponsor, bro. He's watching a fucking Marlin edit, man! Oh, no, it's a,
It's a darlin a darlin edit
All right now
If I get there I'll be stuck there for like the right 30 minutes and then no queue another game
But I'm about to hop on down the right now five stack on the way
It's all good
All right, Ron Tweet already seen it. Was it the one about the authority?
GTS for Val? Sure, bro.
Flower man unknown.
Hurry up and win, man. You're in my head, bro. Even I'm raging now.
I'm not even raging, we're winning, I don't even care, like he's ravening, okay, yeah, he's cheesy.
Yeah, actually, it's good times to start blaming you, you can see how it is.
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch all this, this time you win game.
Yeah, I'm not gonna honestly start blaming our Europe.
This guy's low key going on by himself.
Like, like, nah, he's high key.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
He's gonna win.
I'm working so hard.
I'm working so hard.
what the fuck is this guy typing bro oh my god what is happening bro what
that was most in this fucking game
no way they're by the loads
like we thank telephone
dude he really just like
i don't know how you can see bro look at this guy he's fucking
see him go fuck him
so close to his fucking 150
come on your next smoke
how did he give me
How did he get BIN?
Like what?
What is he doing?
You stay you kill that guy it's 2v2 you have to be on
He typed keys?
You dumbass bro
Oh my god
I smell like you're going like uh you fool
Don't say get saved bro
You fool
30 seconds left
Call big classy for him
Hey, this is good as Daniel Caesar song
Yo
We have no what's happening right now
Hurry up and win
Yeah, I get by you you buy me a chocolate
Johnny Johnny
Jesus all through
Yes, you guys help them take a man. I'm up to the church
Yo, we need to get the orbs. You need to get orb a man. I
Go to me and go to
You get killed your over to hold
Where do you guys want?
I don't care.
I think you're gonna buy it.
I'll buy it better.
I can buy it.
You're okay.
Hey, you're on your way.
Don't you need some?
Okay, fighting. I'm watching.
I didn't even try to find that shit man.
I'm gonna show them now.
Hey, come back, come back, walk back, walk back.
Hey Jason, it's Mob again.
My other message didn't go through,
but I was just saying I missed you.
Yeah
I'm just gonna all premiere if he holds in this angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You can get the orbit it tells you get the plan
why is my whole chat oh my oh my brain say a mute
you have pay all and you have missiles for bomber no please win
I'll tell you oh he's out one enemy remaining nice let's go boys
He's wet let's go by me
The ended near zero what does it invite me?
Let's go bro
Bro, what the fuck is Marlon do I've been looking at this screen for the past holy fucking print nog of doom
I can't lie, Jason. Get out of your shit again.
I'm calling Moog. It's Mob, by the way. My little Asian boy.
Oh, my fucking god, his ship's sea throw!
Whoa!
Swedish meatballs!
What the fuck are the birds out here laughing too?
Bro it's hell of a shame to invite me.
Invite me.
Who the fuck is he at?
Oh week!
We killed yesterday!
It was yesterday!
Holy shit!
I'm not going to lie to you.
It looks like I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Shit, I'm not gonna lie. I just looked at Pickles career and he's actually donating
Just keep donating like I don't know
Why is there five people?
Yo, yo, why why like your screen is already five people in the in the in the stack
Yeah
someone bro
everyone bro
let's drop
yo
hey
I mean you're on my lights
look did I get overfilled
we're playing
wait who's gonna drop
I'll sit down
I'll sit down
we're dropping bfm
is that a e-girl
No, we were just shouting to him because we beat him up.
Yo, Sal, he's good, man.
Yo, what do you do?
What do you do, flight crew?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Yo.
So, Ryan, bro.
Oh, I tell you, you're eating good.
Oh, I am eating good.
Why does Sal say, Ryan, I'm sorry in my chat?
What I don't know what you think bro, holy shit
the game yo a g bro
Again
Yo, what a nice
You would glow up
How does it become so time?
What that new haircut you look like a good yeah boy. Yeah, I'm saying bro
I'm not a lot of you
You need to get the perm back you need to get that perm. Oh, that's also true though. That's also true
And that should have natural but it's slowly coming back bro. You worry about it
And you need to like you start like bone smashing get like a better job on you
You know what? What is this? What is this fucking chud saying to me right now? No, I've been doing every single morning
I've been doing this these exercises
Bro that's good Asian Maxing
Oh yeah I'm going to be honest Ryan and Ryan definitely don't need to be doing that
Oh wow
Oh wow
Wait, Prott try that one out right now
Try that one out
Yo Prott, is he Charlie Kirk here bro?
Oh yeah we got political already
We got political, personal already
We're good
We're good
That shit looks good bro
What is that medium rare bro on the rare side creamy spinach sauce? That's a perfect
clip. What about a salad though? I mean do you guys have room for me? I have not. What
about a salad though? What do you think bro?
What? Do you see it playing? I'm on the on stream right now. I'll happily sit out
bro. Yeah I'll sit out too bro if you need
me to not facts not so much as in Sinatra's mad right now hold on look
in chat who's that there we go everyone yeah yeah yeah just just take five bro
let's all try to make Sinatra feel better and then we'll get back to it yeah
Why is he sleeping at 5 p.m.
Cuz he's an outro right he does different shit. He does different shit that you can't understand
Do you understand that?
Don't fucking fucking fucking him bro. He does what he wants, but he does different shit
That's probably the bad thing.
I heard that he's allowing us to be in this call right now.
Why don't we do a 3v3 skirmish?
Hell no.
Why don't you get a job, bro?
Like, how are you doing?
I
Look at that look that still looks good, bro. Can I get a bite? Yeah, damn what you cook that AJ?
I did that's a little good
Creamy garlic spinach sauce yo we can get ten people happy twenty-eight fivey-fives
No, I'm actually down for that
That's what a ten man is
All right, let's get so key in here team captains
Honor of the team captains and we'll pick our team
Some e-girls on my team, bro
I bet and then let's get wages going all right, so get get everybody
Well, the team captain is they put it up for me
Yeah, bro, like I'm better than you first off
We can't have a good time my fuckers gotta put money on the line
I
Let's do it
Jason get Stokey bro
Get up sookie dick, bro. He's not down yet. Oh, yeah
I'm gonna be hard to get off that big-ass dick. It's gonna be hard to get off
He gets some e-girls over him he's not a buddy. Have me stop with the e-girls shit. Okay, suck it
Jason in here, I know how he's gonna get out of you see a problem on that. It's 2026. It's
Lioness are
He waited he waited a week and a half bro like
You already asked me to play Hinge bro. Fuck no, I don't know who you think I am bro. I'm a survivalist now
I'm a fucking model. I'm a I'm a slut. No, I'm not a slut. I'm a
Nephilim star. I got Matt accolades. I'm not that rich guy. I'm not the rich guy
I'm a damaging guy
Okay
Damn, you're so tough big bro. No, I'm just saying I don't want to I just don't want to be addressed as the fucking rich guy
You're tough
We have hammy, we can get
Hey guys, throw me
Yeah, we can do this. That's good the toes of one in there. Yeah, we need we need two more
You should we you need it you might need to kick Jay out of the thing Jason so I can buy someone I
Can get lays? Can you can you ask you if you can play get big mom rap big mom rap complete?
Can you can you ask you to I?
I can get you
Is he live no, you he's playing dead by fucking a lie
Well, hey, I'm free. I'm way dead by the lights. Good. Oh, that's nice ass. I can get ladies in here
Get a lasin right? Yeah, I'm
You have a discord who lays yeah
Yeah, yeah, I have it no no, I have it. Wait, it's just the things full
The group just fall I can't add anyone else
So what's no you you need to fix them one?
Yeah, you use in this you use in this
Yeah, oh
Yeah, can you take you can you get you some I can't give you
You can you invited someone brought no, you said you're gonna buy
Yeah. Yeah. I do have to say I'm only good for one game though. I can only play one game.
You always on that one game shit, but the thing is you won't stop after one meal.
I promise you boy. Where's Marv and some?
They're not getting on, bro. They just got off the street.
Bro, they're not getting on, bro.
It was good. I told the boys I'd play soccer.
I'll make the line.
Right. You have to let me put it on custom.
All right, bet.
run that shit captain's there mean you're on yeah yeah let's do that all right
let's do that all right Jason and YBG can't be on the same team because they're
both shit I mean we you know we have lays and raft now right we do have
ladies I don't have everyone at me Jason can you Jason YBG can you invite
Rafa and Lee's
So ladies in the call oh in the game
Yeah, oh boy you and then
Wapo join Jason hammy. I will I will say this though. How so we're waiting. What are we doing?
Wait
You were last pick you were last pick you were
Okay, we have six in here we'll see again
What's the wager we do a little $25 like a little meal
Yo, ladies bro, how you enjoying your day off? Oh, I'd say it's a good life
Just get some games in the usual. How are you enjoying your day on?
That's pretty good bro, I'm going to play some Valorant.
Who's at some captains?
Alright, let's get it going.
Zestho you know if you pick me we're winning, oh god bro.
He's Srincyping, it's because he's a Srincyper by the way.
I'm the Srinber!
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
You have to be done, why are you quiet?
No, I'm sick of that.
Is that a rar to get a person to a brother?
Nah, it's not a rar to get a person to a brother.
We're already getting a person to a brother.
Yeah, that's a rar.
No, no, no.
Some of my little brothers, we have a problem, bro. Dead ass.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now, Muta, Muta, now you got to shoot at AJ.
Now you got to shoot at AJ.
Listen, listen, listen.
All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is,
all I'm saying is every time
everyone is eating second of all,
is eating second of all I cannot wait to shit like Jason you're so high I would
I want to constitute Charlie Kirk as a hero.
There we go.
I want to constitute him as a hero.
Just because I think he dies doesn't mean he's a hero all of a sudden.
There.
Awesome.
Yo, YBG, ask me a question.
Alright, you put it in my word?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Alright, let's start the draft.
Let's start the draft.
Okay.
The oldest draft card I want to whoever gets cornered is losing.
Yeah.
I will be a different I will be on the team with the chosen one
I need to be with the chosen one brah
I will not be picking with us. You can have him. He's a nice pick for you
What are we wagering for though?
Who's paying
We're all going 20 gifted, like everyone in here.
All right, buddy.
So everybody got money.
Oh my god.
I don't know why.
Oh my god.
The alien's talking to me.
That's what I hear.
That's good, bro.
Hi.
Everyone in?
What's the track?
What's the track?
What's the track?
I'm on the best team, please.
I guess we're talking.
Everyone go Observer.
Everyone go Observer.
Everyone go Observer.
It's funny gift video. Let me get you, bro. You'll be my buddy. I'll pay you if I lose
Okay, well, I'm gonna say I'm gonna have to give you your shit
I pick I pick I pick hey me a muta Wow
I
Know the smart pig would be YBG brothers
Yeah
I'm gonna be GNRaf, you have Jason.
Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's great, that's great, that's great.
We're gonna be rapping on the same team, we're gonna go viral.
Jason, why are you screaming, yes, you're fucking fat-kidded, you fucking hear me, you got last fucking paper.
No, wait, why are you crying, why is Ryan getting in the same team?
I wanted Jason, bro, I didn't want to hear that.
Jason's last pick, oh my god, yes, he's survived!
Oh my god, he survived!
You guys are about to get fucked, by the way.
What's the kind of about
Patrick David a prime bro
I'm going to win.
I'm going to win.
I'm actually going to win.
I'm going to win.
Yo, we're not going to get up.
All right.
How long is this time?
My game restarted.
My game restarted.
All right.
Conor, me and you are.
Conor, me and you are.
Oh, you match.
I'll tell you if I lose.
Yeah, I got you
Right right right right I didn't pay me to write right now. If simply go pay me play Brian
I'm gonna get you five get every week your father get that movie today, bro. You got it, bro
But I can't get you five get to every week
If I can't do a pain
I don't want to see I don't want to see Jason's eyes wandering
That's low.
That's low bro.
Stop the low.
From lovers to strangers again.
That was ass.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, that was not really some noise.
What the hell are you doing?
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
Yo, get feted.
What are you doing?
Facebook
Yo, yo, yo, yeah
Defend y'all is tweaking
Jason I'm leaving you talking in my
I'm not place before bro stop
I just said main chamber.
I just said main chamber.
Whatever your comfortable way.
Do you want to force him into a mold counter?
Or do you want to let them actually...
Oh, I'll be lost.
Connor, YBG, I'm finna run you down, bro.
Remember that.
Remember that.
I'm running at you, doc.
Yo, Suki.
Yo, Ryan.
Suki, thanks for the tour.
Oh, sorry, you can't say that by the way, I'm on my team.
Yeah, come on man.
Psyfer, look at this guy bro.
Wait, how do I?
You should be like the worst player in the lobby.
I'm going to give you a five-subs, everyone.
Yope, that 20 gifted bad, I hate it.
I'm going to get some gifted if we win this.
Yeah, 20, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Yeah
Activation boys activation, but don't do it for party charges do it for two. Yeah, we're
Team voice out. Hi. I guess we got a lot of them dog came a lot of you
Came in a lot of you we got a drop 40 here
No, we're good. We're very voiced. Hey. Hey, I'm just gonna put
Here all of us are walking along bro. We're gonna pop you the smoke
Yo, can y'all hear me or no?
I'm sure, I'm sure.
Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna walk up there, bless.
Yo, can y'all hear me or no?
Yo, can y'all hear me?
Fuck it, I'll push the top, bro.
Jason, the fuck you doing ASK, bro?
We got 20, get the door open.
Yo, yo, yo, chill, chill, chill.
I'm trying to figure out my settings.
Where am I staying?
KSC!
Two left, two left, two left!
Two left.
I'm not sure.
E-Botfuckin' dick!
E-Botfuckin' dick!
WOOOOOO!
YOO!
Oh my god!
What type of lobby did that bottom frag got paged for?
How do I voice activate? How do I automatic?
No, no, AJ, AJ, I know, AJ, I know you're not...
Meet up, meet up, one trader. Meet up, one trader.
No, but then what's the next win trade world tour, bro?
I think we should do it.
Yeah, he's got it personal.
Yo, keep it to the game, Atee!
Atee, keep it to the game!
Okay, listen, if you win, I'll buy you some food, relax!
Oh, that's low.
Wait, okay, so there's no more two. I thought there was two Fs. I thought there was two, but it's only one now.
Which isn't good. That's a buff.
Dude, that's the way for me. That's the way for me.
We're good garage. Me too is garage. We come back to Atee. Trust us.
I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.
I'm on A! I'm on A! I'm on A!
money I'm gonna play ball I'm gonna play ball don't play it I'm plenty I'm
plenty you got a double the cost so they make this I can hear you gotta get
push the dog dude wait I'm not I got it last
awesome hold up it can I know what happened or not no no no I'll contact
one heaven
one heaven
who's water backwards
that's fun
he jumped down both jumped down
do i have one spawn close close
that's what i have it now i have it
who the fuck chose this shit he said
I
Not even live
Let's just hit C. Let's just hit C.
Just walk out of them.
Do we have a drone or something?
I can drown you. I'm a drone from Cuggy.
Oh, fuck. Hold on. I gotta attach manager to my left view, bro.
Hey, look at me. Look at me. I'm on C. I'm on B.
I'm on C. I'm on C.
Pay for him. Pay for him.
I think they're pushing A. I think they're pushing A.
One flank. One flank. I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
Got his ass.
Push me, you fucking...
Oh my god, you're gonna push me so fuck you're some booty, bro
All right, let me give my old big as a buzz
They they have a fan of careful loseable loseable. I tell you when it's not for long it's not that it's not loseable when I'm alive
on the right bang I shot out the trips bro watching this three two one pop
smoke a rod JJ sorry I was late as late as late walking in watching the cage
I
Listen listen listen after this we take our money we leave if they ask for double or nothing
Nothing's safe. Fuck. No, fuck. No, no double or nothing.
We get our money. We leave.
Let me get my arm. I see that.
Speaking short.
I actually don't know why did that come back?
you're so fucking high dude come back to you
I had to fight that
why did you stream vaping
come back here come back here
let's move around
wait see I ran away
okay okay
I'm not aware
I
Holy shit we're dying of fucking stingers man, what the fuck is right?
Hey come back see come back CJ come back see come back see
Trust me trust me run see run see I have one smoke. What do you want it? I don't know I can't put anywhere
I'm going on
I for my be back site
one is flanking
one is flanking yeah
yeah yeah yeah
oh my god yes
two garage two garage
two don't be gosh
all three all three all three all three j
yes oh my god
nice f**k nice f**k
oh my god yes
They smoked the other guy.
What?
Kill the jungle.
I'm so last! I'm so last!
I'm so last! I'm so last!
I'm so last!
I'm so last! I'm so last!
I'm so last! I'm so last!
I literally had it!
Alright! I literally had it!
It's okay! It's okay!
Get off!
Black!
Oh my god!
I literally had it!
no man's chicken sure now yeah I'm not sure
three bucks a three bucks a three bucks a two more two more two more
jay you're good jay come jay come come i'm right i'm right
nice aj come back
one heaven heaven heaven
I'm one HP yes, let me get my smoke. Yes, yes, yes, that's the smoke heaven. My smoke heaven. Okay. I'm one HP
I'm living not peaking
You want to hold spot after I smoke heaven. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just go get Bob after a church
To get it. Yeah, go get Bob
I
Get lady my old on time
Yeah, I'm not in the same life. You have all your vote. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go back home. I think you have all
Watch it short watch it short AJ
Just go push for a jail get first. Yeah, I'm gonna clear shirt short
I
Because I saw your nose before you
Before you came around a corner
Hammy's nervous
cuz I have a yeah you're nice bro are you alive am I alive
watching back side left left left I say back side nice you should all EJ I
forgot bro you're good here this fucking
You're so good
Oh my god, oh you're so high, bro. I have a smoke for you one way one way bomb
Who's dead, that H&J?
Who's dead, that H&J?
That H&J is dead.
He hopped through my molly, I get a hundred.
Oh my god.
He hopped through my molly.
You guys want to see it again?
I'm an old one again.
Alright, I forgot the last round.
Good, probably.
Good input.
Watch this chat.
You got low key?
Walk.
Oh, fuck it.
I'm not playing A now.
Oh, no, I guess.
Yeah.
I'm a white background.
I'm going to give you a bump.
I'm a white background.
I love you, JTW.
I'm a gold mine, bro.
Bro, what the fuck?
My tape, my tape, my tape, my default.
One's there.
One's there, one's there, sir.
I'm fucked.
Backside, backside, backside.
he's locked locked locked
one more backseat
oh you're safe
oh my god
jay where are you
yo where are you
where are you
you're still on jay
yo where are you
oh god it's all good
why are you running
i'm sorry i'm not even joking
yo ryan he's a conner
he's gonna drop
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you guys shake me?
Yes, go all over the beat.
Okay, listen, listen, Jake.
Go grab, go grab, just go grab.
Just take it and hold my cross.
I need gun, I need gun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha, I gotcha.
I'm gonna open and you guys hold it.
Come on, let's go.
I'm not tired of it.
Sit the fuck out of your big nose, fucker!
He was picking short.
Oh, I got bomb.
It's all good. We should walk up A.
I'm just tripping there.
Raph is gonna anchor.
Yeah, we're blessed.
I'd be.
I'd be.
Come back A now. Just come back A.
Yeah, yeah, you guys go back A. You guys go back A.
Just walk all the way in A.J.
Just don't even plant. Don't even plant.
Don't plant yet.
Keep your B short.
Nice.
Nice bro, nice bro, nice bro.
Okay, Hammy is nervous.
Whole week.
Hammy is nervous.
Hammy is nervous.
It's crazy.
Is this your main game too?
Hammy is nervous, bro.
Hammy is nervous.
Yo, what is up?
Let me get it.
Let me get it.
Jay, post short on the with off.
Yeah, post short.
You see one of the flash window, you see?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try to use it now because I'm seeing people. Yeah, okay, okay. Peek-wee-dum, peek-wee-dum, Jay.
Oh, actually hold his shot. I'll just hold my shot. Hold my shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, yeah, I'm gonna delay flash mid. Aja, I'm gonna delay flash mid. Wait.
Okay.
Peek me.
Nothing mid.
Nothing short.
Dude, he's just going off the angle to us.
I'm not switching shit, gang.
What?
He's running. He's running.
Oh, no, in the game, I know.
Let's rule
Bog din's law. It's Bog din's law doc. I'm gonna get the up fuck is a Bogding, bro
Stay a stay a I'm a facey
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're all you're all deep you're all B. I'm gonna take the semi
Yeah, they're sure to
It's close right with the shrewdie. I got you. I got you. I can't hold it. I can hold it
It's fine for window
Wait, wait, we really see there. We they say we like seen to be
He might be flanking you grass watch your grass fling
I don't lie, bro. I'm off the ball, bro. I'm off this shit, man
I won't we bomb I won't we bomb you could show
That's not it.
It's not it.
We should stick to side hits, bro, because we'll get broken down into the default.
Yeah, because then you could at least bait us instead of working hard.
Wait, someone explain to you what Bogdan's law is.
It's a lower HP person gets the AWP.
Oh, see if you would explain that, bro.
I'm going to join your show.
Be a little, be a little.
to corner the fucking beach
hole
I'm gonna go heaven
I have a smoke in 20 you win this
you saw him
you saw him
this guy said he's my daddy I have a smoke wherever you wanna
I'll follow it.
Okay, 8 seconds. 8 seconds. 8 seconds.
Alright. I've smoked.
Let me know when you want it.
Uh, smoke right here.
YAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I like that shit, right good stuff, bro. So hey, you're dead off nervous right now
Yeah, oh my god
How the fuck is Big Mom Wrath outfragging, Hammy?
And how the fuck are you, Chomp?
I'm coming from the furthest back, bitch!
Oh my god, I'm lighting myself.
You alright, man?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, holy shit!
Oh, Hammy got mad! Oh, shit!
I can wrap on my grip on him.
Wait, wait, wait, we're loading.
Nice!
Oh, my fucking bitch! I don't fucking play you, dude!
Yes, and if their sea brutes are yelling dog, I'm insa tipi do you guys watch when the dirt
Well, yeah, yeah, just look in the back of the wall the avalanche is throw them back in the wall full charge
I'm gonna play be my jiggle like jiggle like a small crack though. There's lucky only two players on the scene right now
To to be tasty, please be tasty. They're going to
one more one more
I want mine I want mine I want mine I want mine I want mine
get him get him get him get him
yes I want my money
come on you see let's get this fucking money I want my money in a suitcase
is he stupid
I want my money
hey I want my shit cash after
there no good ass I think they'll pay pal fucking cash whatever why did you I
want that shit in a case dog I'm be wrong you're not gonna pay bro I'm just
saying right now
it up there's really
oh yeah now they're gonna scare us bruh
two two it's vegan vegan
no one wants to go see man
no one wants to go see bro I got this site on a lot
one of these people they both both both both in both in
he's a gun he's a gun backside backside
he might be in that smoke Jay
This fucking bitch
Hey, hey boys B is officially closed
I like the ship from you ladies
Hey, bro, I want kills too, bro
On me a lot bro. Yeah, it was good entries bro. No, honestly, you're playing really good
fucking blinds bro
get the light on
yeah i flashed there
flash this chat
flash this chat
if they die i need you to flash this chat
fucking
crack my back a little
three
two
one
yeah that's good
that's good man
one more one more
one b and a
one b
nice a j
can be anywhere right
jay where is he jay
oh my god a jay
Yeah, it's not fair!
I think it's true, but why would you keep it?
It's bad!
Oh, tell the fuck it off!
Leave that to me!
You just shut it!
You're not allowed to talk to me!
Um, your team turmoil, can you just keep that in team chat, please?
Yo, point chat off! Yo, point chat off!
Blast this. I'm feeling crazy. Listen, one thing about me, I can be butterfly check.
I will always be confident. Blast this mid-peak.
Yes, sir, man.
Jason let me know if they're going to see.
Watch, I'm gonna be peeking right here.
I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna walk the way.
Don't fuck it bro, you got it.
One more lobby, I see him.
Flashing, I see him.
Oh my god.
It's so easy.
It's so easy.
It's so easy.
I can't get a kill.
That was my room!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Yo, Jason, no more peeking garages. Hide backstain and see you, bro.
Don't tell me what you're doing, man.
Why would you use the detriment to the server?
Connor, I don't want to hear no rematch after this.
Hey, so I don't agree. I know what you're talking about.
I don't need to be running.
I don't want to hear no rematch after this.
Watch, watch, chat. Watch and learn. Watch and learn.
Watch and fucking learn.
See, here's the 10-man monster, big bro.
Come on, boy.
I don't even know that
How the fuck I'm getting deep to fucking Phoenix man
Good run be good run be less
Grass right now front garage he's running back. He's one back lake to their spawn
And I'm trying to go away
holy shit dude what is this un luckiness
I'm gonna jiggle
join us see join us see
one see one see one see one see
you're good grudge a good grudge walking see once
What's going on?
Wait, what does he?
I'm shot.
Oh, what's-
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
AJ, you have ult.
Okay.
Carry me to club game, with your bottom bragging, so probably not-
J-J!
Oh, you are bad, Jason.
Oh, you are bad.
Fags!
Stay down!
We're so-
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm gonna jump I'm gonna jump headshot snipe I'm TP back
I'ma get mine, I'ma get mine.
Yeah, I'll bet, man.
Motherfucking bitch!
I'm just shoving up middle of there.
AJ!
Jason, you didn't get one, gang.
up so far y'all let's go baby i like to get my kid get my cam i'm gonna do the same thing all right do the same thing
they're rushing it they're rushing it i'm coming
get them late it's gotta say i gotta off like not good
one enemy remaining nice a jay let's say let's say to the sheriff run a shit down he's in
the smoke site smoke what the fuck is that he's got a firearm he'd be held he's held he's held
he's held get shit out there jason it's fucking go bro now jason you're doing good bro dead ass
I've seen that bro. Yeah, why are you like what you see was going on right now? No, no
This is like nice right now, let's go
He's open
They're running here. They're running here. They're running here. Why would you Odin when I'm jump peeking?
Double firepower
So I'm flanking they don't know they don't know don't break the shirt
I'm a god flank
I might I might in front
Yo, that's a three. That's a three.
Yeah, that's a three.
No, no, no, no.
AJ, what would you say?
Hey, you're not doing that, Penny.
AJ, what would you say?
What are you saying?
Three matches, though.
Unfortunately, we ain't doing that.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm gonna be my rap, Penny.
Fly!
I
Had a why did he die every round he's
Crazy that I'm not even trying to have an ego though like just someone for me. I'll just spectate though like it's unfair. No
bro
Dude, I'm not kidding. It's not a side from you guys also coming
playing in this lobby like I can't like I'm gonna have 40 every what did you
love why did you love what did you what he oh man hey one person not paying one
person not getting paid no I need the money bro
I graph graph you just send me 20 dog. Why do you just sell me bro or paypal?
Yeah
Okay, we do $1 each
Connor Connor let me Connor. Let me just do a cell bro
I
Know
I
Bro, every for the next 12 months
Apple pay work Muda, I think I take each year for two Ralph for both from Canada
One dollar a month, bro, I got you I got you
I'm gonna need my 20 big bro. Yeah, I'm mood ah a mood ah
I take I take paper
Me
Longer breath. I have not got paid bro. I'm gonna I need that
Bro, just a little longer, bro. I
Moody moody moody moody. You got me right rough guy AJ rough guy. No, I have moody. I'm not my partner
Yeah, let him talk to you like that, but then you're gonna pay him. Wait, is that the last one? Is that the last one?
Wait
I
Fuck are you gonna pay Jason the guys that worked like eight million ten million?
Yo, so so so heavy you you pay Jason
And why and then Connor you said you were gonna pay me and Moodle why the fuck haven't you paid me yet?
Wait
I
Everybody left all right, well, I guess that was the last one y'all that was the last one
Wait, that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna. I think I think everybody let everybody
I'll be man. That's it. Fuck I said for one fucking game. And that's it. We lost
He said Phil's I forgot your mother
I saw you
When when you were my team, bro
All right, what's it? Yeah, I got
Boy, you're gonna get the bread and make sure you get laser at though like he was lucky like yeah
I'm gonna get a lady. Not me but
I'm not a team. All right. All right. All right. I love
One-fifth day
Got soccer
I'm not gonna lie that was a fucking horrendous game for me
He unplugged his ethernet cord
the bass crazy I'm really scared bro I'm not gonna let that fool that fool
fucking that fool fucking
oh shit who is that
who's getting any bro I won full fair square but I'm not I'm not picking up
the fucking up on the oppas chair I'm so I'm trash on the oppa oh my god this
clay is making my hair feel crazy though go see Marlon house what's at Marlon's
house what has he been doing like has he just been what has he been doing
Marlin? What is he doing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
But you was there for me
You were there playing me for a fool
I would lose my cool
I wish for my fire heart
I didn't make a limb down
But a fool has done that
Na na na na
I know what I was thinking
I can't stop my fire heart
I didn't make a limb down
But a fool has done that
Na na na na
I know what I was thinking
I can't stop my fire heart
We're about to leave.
We're about to leave.
We're about to leave.
What the fuck?
Yo, bitrate family man, he start scrubbing on the nuts
Go back to him showering
Okay, this is time to play some let's play football
Let's play football.
What was that, bro?
Let's play football.
All right.
Got my keys and shit. Got my keys in here.
You got everything?
I need to get some shoes.
I need to get some shoes, man.
I don't know. I don't know who we are.
Uh, sweats.
Which sort should I go with today?
Hmm.
Some regular black shorts?
Sure.
Yeah. Why not?
Okay.
That was good, uh, good 5 stack line.
I pan the camera away, bro.
Where is it, bro?
It's literally on my dig.
Bro, it's always live.
It's literally on my dig.
Go ahead, bro.
You got it.
Yo.
Bro, you, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
I didn't.
I knew you were gonna fucking do that, bro.
what's wrong with you oh my god bro like you just showed my whole ass
dog oh your t-shirt was covering that shit you're good
i made sure i'm gonna piss why are you bro i've been needed to piss i've been trying to drink a
gallon a day chat a gallon of water a day on some self-improvement and i've just been needing
I've been a pee like every fucking five minutes.
Let me just put the camera on.
Yeah?
Let's see, what was he talking about earlier?
Ew.
What the fuck?
Is that so you gotta wash all pillowcases?
Oh no, I'm good.
I'm good off that.
Let me make some water before we go.
Oh
I was just drinking water.
Hey!
This is 4D?
That's usually the way it is, bro.
Oh, see, it looks a lot better.
Yeah, but some, uh, some dude, I asked him about too much shit, you know.
You want to open a pack?
Uh, what, what, what do you put, yeah, fuck it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know you want to open a pack?
I'm trying to get a Cooper flag
For real oh
Are you a map fan?
Okay
I don't know. All right here. I just opened it for you, but
Try it. I got two base
The devil himself
Josh fucking giddy. Oh, okay
Yeah, that's a redemption. No way. It's called conical. Nope. Conconnipple auto
Conconnipple. Wait, what parallel? What? Conconnipple rookie chairman. We got to redeem the fuck. Wait. Yes. Did they get the code? Is there a code? Yeah. No, it's okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's, it's okay. Yo, that's a good
I'm gonna order it. I have to redeem it, right?
I can do it and I'll give it to you. Yeah, you wouldn't
Trust you, right?
What do you mean, bro? Of course. What you about to do about to play some foodie?
Oh for real? Where at?
OCS? I'm gonna be done here in a little bit if you're around.
Yeah I must pay back and it would be just fine.
Bro just went one for one.
If I'll say I told them if you're not gonna go to the auto, they got to that car behind the back.
Like that? Never seen that.
Just use all your luck, you will die today?
Let me borrow some shit in here.
They gotta say yo, you got snacks in here?
Bro, why do you think you have these straight, brights?
Lube wipes?
Fucking chewable tablets?
This is weird, this is a strange lube.
No snacks though?
What the hell is it?
This is the lacy phrase, the straight fucking
energy drinks in a water money.
No snacks.
Oh my god, no snacks.
Fuck.
I'm hungry, bro.
Right there.
That should have been, that is disgusting.
What is that?
What is it?
My father?
Holy fucking W, bro
That's what ten calories
We're serving 150
With a six checks, I don't know. I know a 12 chest probably I'll just
Fuck out of your job
Bless one body back
Give me three months one day. I'm gonna drop a video
Then you're gonna see fucking rock hard six pack abs
It's coming bro. I've been training every single day
Don't Jim every single day
They like the fucking
I'm now on my stable Ronaldo city that like it's gonna happen
You want to die how the fuck are you gonna get bigger I'm I'm lean bulking right now
check so I'm in a calorie surplus but like I'm not I'm not bulking to the point
where it's like, fucking, I'ma get fat.
Volking, by the way, yes I am.
Can you watch your car?
I literally watched it two days ago.
Now it's dirty as fuck.
I'm gonna listen to the new Bruno Mars album.
I've only listened to the first song,
and this song is beautiful.
Oh, I'm reversing sort of song music.
Over under five minutes I get out this right way
Oh fuck it now
Oh fuck it's fucking so fucking close
Holy
Am I good?
I'm gonna write
Oh my
Oh fuck
Fuck
Mock a lot once you get to the wall pull right a little bit like go
Yeah, you can clear I'm gonna clear
Oh my god, we have I'm lucky getting better at driving
Thank you man
Getting fucking good at driving
This driver's say come natural to me
I haven't been in the car wreck since I've moved to LA by the way.
You put that out of you?
Yeah, I could Google it, but I'm a maps guy
Why would you do why would what 25 minute driver? Why would you leave? Wow? You don't care anymore
How's it double down? How's anything bad happening? Oh besides like so I'm pulling up and just fucking bombing the trash can
Let's say that yeah, that's the worst thing that happens. I think it was a homeless person I did
I don't think it was a shame sniper
But a homeless man just decided to explode y'all's trash can I guess so but there's been people like
I've never seen ever like on foolish for kick or anything like random streamers
I would pull it start cribbing a stream outside a crib like
Yeah, like baby walking out our blockage. You're like the fuck like there's nothing there at 6836 gentry Avenue
I
Fuck it bro, let's do another meet and greet. I'm with it, bro
Wait, who's playing today chat, but you know who's playing in here
Probably the same people yesterday cuz everyone else is what and you know trying to come back
Wait, is saucy not back I would assume not it's been like three days. It was he stuck at that he goes straight
I don't know, though.
It's like a date, maybe a day and a half.
He's stuck in Europe for the last time I heard.
Maybe he's home?
Wait, like he just been in the airport in Switzerland
or some shit?
I guess so.
Is he OK?
Does anyone know?
Do we have an update on some?
He's in Switzerland.
What time is in Switzerland?
I got to give him a call, bro.
Is he OK?
Yeah.
Baby, I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
1AM, go to Sanchiguro.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
I'm a fool.
Jad, you got four glasses on.
What the fuck did I skip?
Damn, verify as quick as hell.
What happened?
He already texted me who was coming.
He's watching stream right now.
He said, Yugi, Raffai, Nas, Laser, Toast, JDob, Laze, Rodolphe, Mungwapho, Brayden,
and Jason.
And Jason?
Oh wait, that's me.
Oh, of course.
Well, you lied to him.
I lied to him.
Uh, a lot of people.
That's a lot of heads.
I gotta perform today, chat.
heads I gotta perform today chat wait I don't have my ankle brace if I get
injured today oh my god okay wait wait wait wait wait John John John can you order
ankle brace to the OCS house I think they might have one there that's right
fine there probably bottom random shit like braces and shit he might have one
If not, I just ordered the soccer field.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Loki...
You saw my CBS, this one on the way to the OHS.
Yeah, yeah, we're shooting.
Should we stop by there?
Nah, Loki, I want to just go straight there, bro.
I just...
I only made sure he was doing that door-gash today.
I don't want to listen to this.
Yeah, I bet.
I was like that JTW on there.
You said put on another Jason Lee?
Yes.
I'm gonna fuck with it heavy, bro.
It has?
Yeah, bro.
I'm gonna be the first one to fuck with it.
Okay?
I got you.
You know the lyrics or not?
No.
Okay, like, Loki, I was trying to listen to it
yesterday, but then I was like,
nah, let me listen to it when I go to sleep.
But then I forgot when I went to go to sleep
I feel asleep so
I can listen but I can listen to the
but do you know
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
Dun Dun Dun
It's gonna shut up
I miss last song
Err
When times were so much simpler
I might be wrong to write this song
I hate to speak about us in fast tense I hate going from love us to strangers again
What was the strangers again?
I ain't, I bought you more flowers in the end
Bought you more flowers in the end
Going from lovers to strangers again
What was the strangers again?
I ain't, I bought you more flowers in the end
That's not bad bro, that's not bad, that's not bad.
Jeff, 50 minutes until we're at the OECS house.
Let's get a W spam gone.
We got to practice for tomorrow bro. I can't lose to Marlin.
And Lacey.
I lose to Lacey.
Losing to Marlin not that bad bro.
But losing to Lacey.
I wonder if he's gonna pull out that bicycle too.
I gotta learn a move that I can do to learn a charity mash.
Like my signature.
I feel like my signature is the spin move.
Cause I'm pretty good at that one skill.
I gotta hit that move in-game though.
I got to.
Rainbow.
Over the head.
You need a trainer I
Dad got a trainer though like on some dreamc shit like
Me and wrong about to go train off stream
I'm actually trying to refine my skills for a cherry batch like no bullshit. I
Was training the other day I was just running
And I really have shitty my stamina in this so my start running bro like
I'm actually gonna max out all my stats by the end this year. I'm gonna be a completely different person
Max out all my fucking stats. I might fuck around. I
Kind of want to get surgery and make myself grow to six feet tall
dots
What do you think John bro good idea about idea?
Bad for me, but good for you. I'm gonna get surgery. I'm gonna put some fucking metal in my legs and then send to six foot tall
And then I'm gonna be on a unstoppable force
I'm just kidding, bro. That's just scary. I can't believe people do that and if I did that I'll be so unproportionate
I'll have little ass arms and long ass legs. I've seen people that got the surgery. They just look weird
But I definitely started bone smashing
Oh
You're about to look like the Beast Titan
Damn chat I'm low-key very excited for London again. One thing about London is I love I love it
I gotta I gotta George Clark II
Who I definitely got to do a Maybach Monday in London again. Who should a Maybach Monday be?
I'm thinking George Clark II Maybach Monday
Deji boxing stream. Maybe I could hit up KSI. Maybe we can spar
Who else chat who else I mean part
Bro, I definitely gotta go this year.
Vietnam this year, but who would I go with?
I guess I could go by myself, but that's low key man, lonely.
Low key, lonely as fuck, going by myself.
I'm sure it's gonna be scorching hot, bro.
I know, it's about to be like, yeah.
But, but, you think there's still
playing a dead guy in the coffee shops?
Yeah, like that's a real thing.
He's gonna send me videos, I'm not my dad.
He's gonna send me videos from his family, going into the coffee shops, and all they're
hearing is, she's so, that guy, I know I'm not that guy.
Damn man, I saw him when I saw him training in Vietnam, man.
He's good to look back on your accomplishments.
Like a damn guy, yeah.
What's some Vietnamese creators though, like in Vietnam, living in Vietnam?
you know who's like pop of Vietnamese people out there but I'm gonna link with
him to be far
do you know anybody no no I'm just gonna thank behind the home
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BAH
BAH, I just made me bullshit again.
Ah, not so...
...I just made me BULLSHIT again.
HHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHHHAHHAHHHHHH
I
Any can honey honey doesn't live in Vietnam, bro. I wonder what they're doing though. Like is new jeans. Are they good like
Are they okay like
Are they just fucking trapped in that lawsuit forever and they can't drop any more music
No, they're cooked. They only got three members now.
Bro.
Damn, bro, it's a 30 million dollar buy-out, should I try?
I don't have 30 million, otherwise I would.
30 million dollars, bro. I've been trapping it. God damn, 360 a fucking doom.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Go to a field instead the field is in you know, it's a filter. Can you send me daddy?
I fuck with this beat
Okay
Fuck with this
The way that she moving is just unforgettable.
Whoo!
That's really Kendrick's nephew, right?
Well, it's like we all can see now my nigga, how bad he has been.
Ah, I think so.
What is that?
I think he'll like it, man.
This might be because I'm a first-class puppy.
This feels low-key better than lap 7.
Or lap 5, when we go through.
How fun it is.
This is literally the song I've been replaying over and over again.
Unironically.
I'm gonna stop this, we've been a spin and a smile
But let me crowd feel guilty if you're not in the crowd
Or down here, I will not survive
Without you, there's one story in my mind
Without you, there's another sign
Without you, there's another
I need you back in my life
that's cool
Arach沒錯 cool
Yeah, that's his light and one of the parking lots is it
I'm sorry, I neglected you, I died and I expected you to run away
I'm feeling a certain
Your ear right now will sound like music to me
Please come on, cause I'm missing Gary
Gary, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Gary, come on
Gary, can't you see that I was blind?
Oh nice parking not too shabby bro
Good fucking parking bro you did say you become a better driver
This shit is crooked as fuck. It's fine. I'm in the lines though
Got my water got my shoes
Shades they know I packed it treasure tree. Let's go man. Put a wheel on the screen
Get he come on.
Get he come on.
Alright, we'll feel it.
Let's get this work, chat.
I don't think I hear you.
I've been probably on my way.
Why did you tell me to go? I'm coming here.
I don't know. That's what they told me.
W-45!
Josh, we gotta talk to our punk group.
Hold on, me and Miko.
Oh, what's up, bro?
I have guys who are gardeners, they don't need to pay for a car
What are you doing?
I'm doing it
What is it?
I'm taking it for another car
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
It's a sausage
How do you know that?
Oh, no
Are you a chongi?
No, I don't speak Spanish
You don't speak Spanish?
No, I'm Korean
No, no, no, I'm not Korean
I'm not Korean
I'm Vietnamese
Why are you an enemy?
My name is Jason.
Why Jason?
Because I have a Korean friend.
What is your name?
Salsicha.
Salsicha?
Yes.
Do you know how to say it in Spanish?
What is Salsicha?
Oh, hot dog?
Yes.
Oh, sausage.
Oh, sausage.
This is in Spanish.
Oh, okay, wait.
It's just straight, straight, straight meat.
okay I do other two south teachers those those those this is the uh
it's good man it's good bro I bet I'm gonna pull up you want a hot dog?
Um, sure.
Oh, Trace.
Trace, Trace.
Trace, Trace, Trace.
Do you want a discount?
A discount?
That's a 20% discount.
Are you going to pay for taxing?
Oh, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
I will pay or is there?
I will pay, okay.
Okay.
Can I say something?
I don't think the hair is bad.
Thank you bro, this is your first time seeing it right?
Yeah, I'm person.
Is it not bad?
No, it's not bad.
Let's go.
But it might not be a lot for me because you know I'm chopping shit.
Okay.
You look good today, J-Dog.
Are you Chinese?
Yes, I am Chinese.
Why are you Chinese?
I am Chinese.
Chinese is fucking bad, man.
Hey, sit for a mile soon.
Almost, almost.
Sit for a mile.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
huh?
yes yes
well, me
a chambalan
way back when
a chambalan, 15 years
when I was 15
different girl
different girl in Arlington, Arlington Texas
two girls in the good
the girls, beautiful
beautiful beautiful
from Estonia
yeah, yeah, yeah
I made a song called Quince.
Quince?
This is going to be a good one.
It's only chambalana, sir.
Chambalana and then I went to carne asada.
I like carne asada.
No.
Yeah?
No, I like carne asada.
I like tacos.
Tacos.
Tacos, quesadillas, 1894 or 18 tequila.
And what do you think it was like it was it was like 19 it was like 18 18 something
Something like that it was disgusting
Something like that
1800 yeah
Disgusting
What? You like it?
Oh, it's very Mexican.
Do you check for...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Okay, okay.
It's original, man.
Cocaina?
Uh...
It's...
Oh, man, it's very...
It's crazy, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's crazy, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like for everybody young,
it's very crazy,
but it's so feminine.
Yeah.
It's like for families,
it's nice with me, you know?
He professional footballer
What do you mean?
Professional footballer I play Wembley play Wembley in April
I don't look like a professional
Picture?
Oh picture, yeah, yeah
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I am striking.
I am striking.
No.
I am striking.
You are showing Adidas clip.
Adidas?
Adidas mostly in clip.
Are you playing here now?
Here, just practice right now.
I have a team right here for Sunday and Friday.
Yeah, I would argue.
F***ing awesome.
You just had to fuck off, man.
What's the biggest fuck out of all the...
...arrival 9, 20...
...9, 20, 9?
Yeah. F***ing horrible news.
It's a... look to... look to the bottom of your throat.
That's all.
It's a bang-brain, man.
Oh, boy.
There's a hot dog's name here.
Red second.
I see the lady's so good my whole time, man.
I remember forever, bro.
Wow.
See?
Can I pick up?
Yeah.
Yo asshole bro, why you keep calling it fucking he's a asshole. He asked one
It's your fucking asshole
Yo asshole stop calling this phone
Yo, yo stop calling this phone
stop calling this number
thank you bro I don't know hey who is this
yeah your job hello hello let's go bro what's your name
What's your fucking mouth hello this is Jason away hotline I'm here to do
therapy what's her name this is Jason we hotline you're calling for therapy
what's what's wrong damn bro pretty cocking balls
I love your black hair, it's so cool, don't wear out
Alright, stop crawling, stop crawling
Alright, no more, no more, no more
Fuck, bro, y'all fucked up, bro, stop
Sorry
Just, just, just silence your phone for now
You just, just, yeah
It'll go away
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
It's because I showed you your number
I'll tell you right now
I'll tell you sales, okay?
100 bucks
Now I got you a hundred bucks for the inconvenience
Everything oh, what do people like oh
You're talking about water. Yeah. Oh, can I get it this one?
I like a harrow friend Chinese for people
It's very good tomato and I like to mash potatoes
Hey, what yeah, wait, whatever whatever
No chili, right?
I like what do people usually get?
Everything yeah, I get everything
Amado? Yes sir
One hundred bucks man
Nah, nah, nah, that's zero
I have a one friend chingoo
I have a one friend chingoo, very nice
chingoo?
yeah, chingoo
okay, okay
put her in a bag
my name?
my name is Hassan
Hassan?
yeah
but the J
J's in but like in Spanish
my Spanish name is Hassan
because the J is silent
like how do you say it?
how do you say it?
how do you say it?
how do you say it?
how do you say it?
how do you say it?
It's silent like jalapeno
Los tres con todos tres for every year right?
Three yes everything
Oh sure that sure that
Oh it's so good bro
Are you come back tomorrow?
What meet is that?
His house?
I'm gonna start over
Oh my, triple milk combo?
I've never seen this in my life
I hope the regular regular fault does American you know it's a hot dog with a
ham and chicken that that's different right there that looks good
I'm already signed sir
I
Everything everything
What up chop shit, they'll be fucking cheater bro
That one video fit on the fucking the the free ocean
I already got three hot dog
I would've got you one, but I got me J dad been gone.
Where did we go?
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Yo, black hair, what do you think?
You look like a little E-boy.
Like a little E-boy now, bro.
I mean, this shit cool.
You know what I'm saying? You back and shit.
You just gotta like, you know what I'm saying?
You take your tins and throw them off.
You look too dark.
I look too dark.
Yeah, it's not good looking for you.
You say somebody that's too dark
Yeah, that's crazy
Don't ever say that
I can't hold this. I can't want a girl
This man walked into 20 he walked into 21 and brought her back home
John is a fucking slut
I'm not a slut
I didn't even bring anyone home
Oh, that's got it
That's a girl I've been talking to
Don't
All right, brother.
Wow.
Gracias, mi amigo.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
Hey, this, uh, I'm a wait here.
This one's for you.
For you.
I'm not going to lie to that.
Oh.
Oh.
Here, John.
No, that's you.
That's you.
What?
You captured it.
You first, bro.
That's different from that.
It's right here.
This is right here.
This is right here.
This is right here.
This is right here.
This is right here.
Before I have the hot dog in my hand.
Take a bite.
What's your name?
I'm what?
Gatorade?
No Gatorade, we're here.
You don't need that, sir.
I'm a no Gatorade for you.
You're going to drop zero goals today, gang.
What?
What?
What do you friend, what happened?
Uh, friend, y'all wanted a game?
Saw that one out of me.
You want a Gatorade for me?
Yeah.
You want two?
Yeah.
Three or two Gatorades?
Gatorade?
Bro, this is no Gatorade, sir.
35, my tummy hurts.
Nah, I'm not ready for that.
Is there a hot dog in here?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, thank you. God bless.
All right, guys, definitely a fucking bro.
What is this? Is this some, this is like Mexican food?
Yeah.
I thought we were going to get like a bacon wrap hot, bacon wrap hot balls and shit.
Bro, this, this should look like some shit from Arby's.
All right, go over here. Let's go.
I just did a 360 with the fuck.
Yeah.
I'm sorry for my Ramadan brothers and sisters, uh, this kind of muster to catch up.
It's not bad bro, it's not bad, it's man meat though.
Mammy is chicken, hot sausage and ham.
I need a stool.
You're gonna pull?
Yeah.
Put it on my back.
Come on, fight.
I look protein though.
You know? It could be worse.
Mad me in my mouth.
Where are we going, dude?
Wait, how do you rent these courts?
God, you're a fucking scooter.
Wait, did y'all rent these?
wait for me did y'all rent this court oh yeah I just bowed
they need to pull up play for free you only rent it when you're doing like a
some big shit there's these are some nice fields
why'd you go to India?
no one asked me to
hey hey don't mind India trip
wait wait is the man from the other trip
I need ankle brace.
Don't have one?
What?
It's not bad, man.
It's not bad, man.
Oh
There was like
Okay, you know I can get you right
Yo guys, I was even talking about your mouth
I
Don't fell out
But what my hot dog look great though, I'm not gonna lie. He does he just combined
Is it not mixing food
I'm mixing it, but I wouldn't know I never I never heard
I
You've ruined the more clientele out with her.
Not true.
But, Biawhor, yes.
Biawhor, Tiffanobee?
Yes.
I'm not gonna lie, Tiffanobee is crazy.
No, it is exactly that.
That's terrible.
Tiffanobee is wild.
I
Take my
Yo, yo, say that top top top three right now
You don't got a girl
I
Sarajeep, they give me some good times
So I keep asking that question like you don't get everybody in trouble. That's what you do
I see I see Greek all you
That's bro, that's not even bro. I don't go anymore. I don't I don't watch more day more
But yeah, no, I've seen that you geek live very god trouble I see
No, but you know, but that was before they started dating like that's not even that crazy
I'll be going into my thoughts I'll be going into my just
In my I just know
So who you be fucking to your thoughts? I'm not gonna look at my dick and I start stroking my shit and then I come
I don't need to imagine anything
Because your back your back paneling you just said
I know you can't I know you can't that's yourself
I'm gonna set two more problems for you.
What do you pull up with?
There's red or fire?
Is that Lays?
How the fuck am I?
They're Lays?
That is Lays.
Holy fuck, God.
God's fine.
Jesus Christ.
Alright.
If I was modern, I would literally jerk off to myself every single day.
How do you want to fuck that nigga, huh?
I don't.
And like, you want to fuck him and he don't want to fuck you.
He was doing a shower stream and had six K people watching only fucking more than
That is insane. This is the God squad. Oh my god.
We got like seven more people coming at like five.
Oh, six on six.
Oh.
No.
What's up, bro?
Oh, yes, go get them.
You put it with jeans?
And that shorts on under.
Man, bro, you still hot?
They all poised you, man.
Man, man, bro.
You got that dizzy or not?
It's about me now, baby.
What are you trying to get into?
Bandit guy said lace aura oh yeah this is the first time I've seen my black hair
Don't you look like an E-boy?
You look like a like Connicky Kim before his hair went white
See stop dick running him, don't chill
Stop that shit up bro, look at you bro
So you all my dick
You just pissed me off bro
Yo-fi kinda clean right now
Yeah it is clean
Yo-fi clean, yo-fi clean
What's your phone?
You want to see my phone?
For what?
He's done nothing in those headphones
No bro, this is on pause!
Take that nigga!
I got no music!
I got to have a conversation!
Yo dude!
Yo hold up!
Yo what's going on?
What was that?
My little jam bro
What?
I'm not gonna say too much. Let's know if she says she's crazy.
Who?
Uh, the person on my phone.
Wait, about me?
No, no, no.
About you?
Oh, y'all getting pretty pretty.
Uh, about my people.
Oh, wow.
They'll probably show you a clip for something soon.
You're not gonna say too much.
Hard R?
Hard R?
Dude, your hair's still brown.
It's hard to brown it.
Yeah.
This is, like, an easy to brown something.
She said the hard R.
You're getting to that, Tarzan?
She said kill all the burglars.
That's what she said.
Wow.
Wow.
Man.
You ain't making any of this.
Man.
Fuck.
Yeah.
This is when y'all started playing football.
I thought y'all were, like, playing basketball and shit.
Now, we switched.
What makes you think you was basketball?
I mean, you think we were basketball?
I mean, y'all don't literally do late-night rule much.
Okay.
Brother.
So I'm in charity match.
Crazy, bro. Last time I put these on,
I didn't think I was going to get an invite.
Now I'm going to get a new pair of these.
These are going to be five.
I got these there, too.
Those are the predators?
Yeah.
What?
I mean, these are your shoes, though, so.
Wait.
Why?
Well, like, the predators, your predators.
You should just wear them.
Fuck your predators, your predators.
Last time, uh...
Or is giving like
Damn, bro, you got no ass
You'd be like me
I'm gonna say no ass
I'm not gonna do my leg you did us that no, but I got no ass
But the bad I hit legs today this morning
Went home and look myself in that mirror and I hit one of these
She was poking
Why you got ballerina
Wait, what's so bad about this?
I know socks got internet explorer on that bitch.
Bro, yo shit is dead ass, yo.
Yo, come closer, come closer, come closer.
Yo, come on bro, why?
Why, what?
What is it, yo?
No, turn to the side, turn to the side.
What do you even call these, nigga?
These are like the socks you slip on at full locker when you throw shoes on.
These are no shows.
Yeah, slip ones.
I'm gonna get these girlies for my socks.
Yeah, bro.
You got Matthew too.
Wait, they love to be about to pop out.
Do you want your nails, bro?
Why are you-
YOOOOOOH!
What the fuck?!
You got some penny Blanco ass tones, man!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That was disgusting.
How is it disgusting?
You got some pretty ass feet though.
Nah, hell no.
Yeah, it is.
Close the gap right there.
No, why are you sparking that shit up?
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, nah, bro.
Damn, bro.
I need a tight knee so I can get to the touch.
Alright, alright bro.
I'm ready to fucking play.
Legs hurt.
Let's play football.
You can't get injured, gotta get a marlin.
We gotta get a marlin.
Gotta get a marlin.
Gotta get a marlin.
We gotta practice. Can't lose the marlin.
Oh, that's the gate here?
Nah, nah, nah. It's uh...
It's unusual.
Yeah, you're rafting, no?
Yeah.
Like Yuki Bay?
Yuki, man, you're gonna be rafting.
Look, hey, I'm gonna give you a couple penalties, okay?
So you gotta score them on the first try.
Hey.
Yo.
Stop!
Look at him on a dick, bro.
I'm not gonna lie though.
That shoot there is above the stretcher game.
Ah, yeah.
You're crazy.
Yo ladies, bro.
Start stretching, man.
I'm going for your ankles. I'm going for your ankles. I'm going for your ankles.
If you had a place like if you were a pro player, what would your comparison be?
Oh no, he got a boot on him.
Wait, he not bad though.
Hey bro, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh
Fuck
Fuck
I'm on time, but there's times of charm.
There we go.
Hell yeah, I look coordinated, right?
That was some good tech, yeah, that was pretty good.
That's gonna be my move.
Oh, that's definitely, that's my move.
Shit, oh, I'm looking good, he's priming Ws.
That'd be, that'd be shit, that'd be shit,
that'd be shit, slinging ass and playing.
Okay.
Oh, what?
I'm on my, I'm on my Asagi shit.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh my god.
I'm fine.
I was, I was gonna say like, down the room,
the room is right in front of me.
I'm nice though!
Fuck!
That's it not gonna work in the game, bro.
Yes it is! You be right there!
Hey! I'm out of there!
That's it not gonna work.
I'm out!
Fuck!
I'm done the ball hit the point, bro.
Oh
Wait hold on he got a shot
Ah, I know, I know.
Like, how you do that, bro?
Let's see, let's see.
Don't burn, just lean forward.
Oh, get out of that.
Oh, wait, let it lie.
Like, I lean forward or backwards.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm getting there.
Bring my arrows.
That's what they told me to do whenever we play.
Okay.
I'm going to lean forward methods.
Unpatched.
That's all I got, bro.
Top in, top in, top in.
Oh
Already feeling my ankle. Oh fuck already feeling my ankle. I got glass ankles, bro
Where's he lays?
I don't know.
Oh, too much on it though.
That was close.
Come here.
Here we go.
Wait, the lean method is good though.
What's up?
Something's throwing me off, bro.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Walk towards me?
Walk towards me?
That's not what I was saying.
Damn.
I don't know. It's not gonna throw me up.
You have an ankle brace, Fred?
Hi.
Lesbian mother.
Let's see how AJ kicks the ball.
AJ kicks the ball?
AJ, look at here.
Watch out, Joe!
Bro, this guy never takes a fancy out of me.
Yeah, bro.
Ah!
What's going on here, bro?
Lean back now forward?
I feel like I gotta lean forward.
Why, do you lean forward or back?
I feel like I lean forward.
I feel like I lean forward.
I feel like I also like to lean backwards.
I swear to me, one or the other.
Lock your ankles?
Yeah, I don't lock my ankle.
I
Go let me see
I don't have to shoot the ball
For to keep the ball down back to keep the ball up
Okay, okay, okay
This soccer shoot is tough in the world, isn't it?
Yeah.
Nice and tough.
Hey, man.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro.
I'm trying to aim for the top right.
Where is the best one here?
Me.
No, I just see it.
You can't even hit the ball.
It rolls really like fucking 80s.
Come on, bro.
Are we playing or what?
Yeah, we were re-howling.
There's no fucking corner boss.
Bro we can play until until some people pull up
I got one I got one I got one in me
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Thank you for talking to me.
All right.
All right.
I got one.
I'm not going to get that one.
I'm going to touch.
I'm going to touch.
I'm going to touch here.
There you go.
The problem is so resistant.
It's so resistant.
Look at the view.
Look at the view.
Why are you moving like that?
Better?
I didn't end game experience.
You're right, bro.
Any power?
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We got close.
Hey
Like didn't like
You're doomed!
If dance might be an F-O-V shoot, bro.
Nah, nah, nah. Let me...
It might be an F-O-V.
No, it's not. No, it's not. Watch this.
Watch this.
Left, left, top left.
I got no power, though.
I don't fucking get power, bro.
I got no power.
I don't know, you tell me.
Bro, I don't know, I'm not fucking doing this.
I don't want to die.
Oh, no, power now.
I heard the kick.
I look like I just cocked it back.
Let me talk. Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
I have my breath with that shit. I fucking made a noise
Fuck this shit man. Oh look who it is
Is that is that Lacey's bag?
I'm a little late, but I'm here.
Where you going, man?
Oh, Lacey owns Louis Vuitton?
I mean, you stole this shit, bro.
What's up, Louis?
With my ankle brace, bro.
Do I look like you're a store owner? You nigger?
Oh, my God.
Dude, I'm ready to ball. Let's play.
Wait, Redford, you got another one of those?
No.
You know what you should do? You should just double sock.
You have another sock?
I have two socks.
I'm a cry
Alright, so my this is
Wait, we have the monetize a bit today
I'm on your hinges by the way. Thank you, bro
Let's play play football let's play football
Let's play football
We're playing full court though?
Bro that's been mad far.
That's mad cardio.
90,000 people watching you run up and down the road.
Wembley?
Where?
I bet. Yo let's play against them.
Why he just fucking kick it over the-
I don't know.
What? Bro I will truck the shit out of these kids.
Oh, that's a try. That's me.
Ain't my lady.
Ain't my f***ing lady.
She's trash, right?
She's a good girl.
Here you go! Look at these bears!
You're so f***ing hot!
How the f***? How did he go?
No, it hurts to run. No, I might be dying.
How did he kill?
Oh!
That's straight over the fence man.
Wait, somebody hit me, somebody hit me.
How do you do?
What do you want it, Jack?
Stop right here.
I got next ball, I got next penalty.
Wait, we should play.
Hey, um, do you want to play a little bit of ball?
Ball, ball, ball.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Pass, pass, pass, pass.
Oh my god. That was a good save.
Hey, naps, naps, naps, naps, naps.
Alright, let's get a game door.
Alright, come on.
Wait, wait, should we ask them?
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay, we got seven people.
Yo, you can play up to 11 people, bro.
I know, but this is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine people on our team.
All right.
They're training, they might be training, bro.
Damn, you're gonna get a free-fuel?
If you want a free-fuel, then why don't you take that side too?
Yeah.
Well, why don't we take that side and just gotta fuck it?
Shoot the ball on it.
Oh, they're practicing with their daughter, that's fucked up.
Hey, she's practicing the best part of the game.
of the game penalties watch it right right right
wait can you play soccer half court or you got a
oh they saw it you put that hold on
come on I'm playing I'm down the movie all right how are we gonna do this though
we asked her to play no we can do this field and it like
Oh, yeah, come on come on right here
Because it's asking bro
Hi, this is Aspley.
Wait, we can't just pick another field?
That'd be...
This is real cool, that'd be good.
It's like basketball, I can't promise you, but...
You tell that little girl to kick rocks.
Nope.
I'm not gonna let it...
Dead low as you're, can't hold the trap in the field.
That's right.
I'm trying to go tell her.
Sorry, that wasn't all right.
I'm gonna let her know me.
I'm here to...
I'm behind y'all.
I'm behind y'all.
Come on, guys.
Need your charge, need your charge.
Go ahead, you can.
I'm behind y'all.
You can say, I'm behind y'all.
I'm behind you, boys.
We can see she's gonna play.
Oh, we noticed a nice move.
Hey.
What position do you think you're gonna play?
Hey, y'all trying to play?
Yeah.
I know you, bro.
Oh, my God.
Get a photo of me.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
If y'all trying to play?
Yeah.
If y'all trying to play?
Wait, are y'all trying to play?
What's going on?
What's going on, bro?
I would just look at your live.
Oh, thanks, bro.
Are you subscribed?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Wait, wait, are y'all trying to play or no?
Let me, yeah.
Alright, babe, come on, come on, come on.
Wait, is that your coach?
No.
Is that somebody's dad?
Yeah.
Let's play, tell them, tell them, tell them.
Tell them, tell them, tell them.
They're gonna be like, yo.
Can you tell them, let's play?
Sure.
Let's have a picture.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think it's Tarzan?
Yeah.
Hey, how old are y'all?
I'm 13, I'm 13-er.
I'm 11.
See, life only gets worse.
Do y'all believe in a set of gods?
All right, let's play like you asked them for us or are they with you or they're not
You got it too fast.
You go ask them.
Wait, are you all trying to run a game?
Football?
Ah, okay, okay, okay.
Hand back.
Oh, awesome.
Now, we can just play, bro.
We can just play.
They'll move.
I bet.
All right, let's team.
Let's team.
Who's captain?
All right, captain.
Who's captain?
You can do half a goal to have one goal in the first place.
Well, it's half a goaler and one goalie for each team.
That's it. Why?
Why does he do football there? They're in the way. They're in the way.
That's what I'm saying.
I mean, but they're trying to find a strategy.
Okay.
We'll play with half a few.
That's right.
I think this is just going to be straight here.
Look, they're packing up.
Let them go over there. I don't know why we moving.
Come on, man.
It's a big team.
You got to make it happen.
No, no, no. Right here. Right here.
There's a goal over there.
Don't move.
We're not meeting by ourselves.
Place cones for a goal.
Alright bro.
Let us play cones.
I just play cones.
Okay, so go tell them,
yo, I'm not going to lie,
we playing full court, get to fuck up our field.
See, like, why I gotta be disrespectful to them?
Hey.
This is how we make money, please.
How do you make money, please?
Why are you moving your head like that?
What?
What are you talking about?
What's up?
You're looking at the chair.
Make this shit happen.
Come on.
I'm trying to see what...
Let's just play with the cones.
Come on.
Someone's going to try and spoke to the cones.
I'm going to play with the cones.
What's that court open?
Oh, I love it.
My friend wants a picture.
Hi, guys.
Oh.
You want some?
No, I'll just drink some.
Want me?
Give me enough?
Come on, man.
Come on.
All right, come on.
All right, what's captain's?
Wait, wait.
That field is wide open.
Here we go.
That's the main field.
That's what you use to keep a kid.
Where's the kid on their vessel?
That's very big, bro.
Compared to this one?
Hi, captain's, bro.
Captain's is uh who the best players
Are we pussy chat
That's why he missed the fucking make it happen.
Let him know where to play!
That's why he missed the make it happen, man.
That's why he makes it happen.
Oh, I just did, though.
I'm a little pressurized, man.
I'm a little fucking pressurized.
Old man asked to use the field.
I just don't got the heart to tell that little girl
to get off the field, girl.
Like, I'm a nice guy.
I don't want to be like, yo, who
better play some full court team up off our field.
Like, bro, did it?
I'm not too convinced of this, but it's another goal.
I hear one guy at the LA Fitness, right?
I don't know.
That's the best you've ever had.
What the shit?
If it's LA Fitness, then it's like, that's grown men.
I don't know.
He don't know.
He was a guy who was disrespecting the court.
UV makes a little girl.
Hope UV can come back with new ones.
They all have, like, breakfast at 5.30.
So if y'all don't get to move in,
we get to startling this, like, you know what I mean?
It's gotta be caught 30.
Yeah, but, like, maybe we go over there or something.
Now, they think we're sort of fishing there.
No, it's like they have a permission for the city or something.
Is that a rick? Is that a rick?
No, you're right.
Okay, okay.
He says the one that may not be in use is the one all the way over there.
Let's move, let's move, let's move, let's move.
That makes it happen, you know.
We got a move, bro. We got kicked off the cork, bro.
We got the fucking cork.
I can't wait to see the line tagging you.
I gotta make sure you're on full speed on the cement so that y'all can go faster and
y'all can sharpen y'all's cleats.
I don't know if that's how it works.
No, no, no, try it, try it.
I don't want to know if it works.
No, no, try it, try it.
I had a hot dog thing and I'm not gonna lie.
You're telling me here is hot.
Yeah, it was like a fucking Arby's meat bouncing. It was a hot dog, some ham, and chicken.
All the house on the hot dog? Yeah, like my stomach feels weird.
You know what a salatimie is?
Salatimie? Salatimie?
Salah Chimi.
Nah, I've never heard of that.
It's probably something trouble.
What's up, bro?
What up?
What's up, bro?
What are you doing?
Twent?
Yeah.
You look good.
You look good.
What's up, bro?
What up?
What's up?
We hop on the new cooler.
Oh my god, my stomach feels crazy, chair.
Oh, welcome to my club.
You know them?
Oh my god.
That's a nice high tackle.
Oh, wait.
Yo, no!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, are those gonna be their sport with them?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, as soon as I said the little dude
moved in, she falls.
Am I just bad luck?
Oh, my stomach, bro.
What's wrong with your stomach?
I ate something.
I was hungry man, I don't fucking salad this morning
You are really bad the prime decent back
I
Little kids here, and you got a fucking weapon
That's your ball dude. Oh shit. Oh, yeah, that's that's us. You plan? You're playing right?
Hey, are you good?
You're a foot spirit.
What is that mean?
What does that mean?
I'm like a magician with it.
I bet.
Yeah.
I bet.
I'm good with my feet.
It's fine, though.
I don't want to drink that much water right now.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
It's a good feel.
This is a good feel.
Come on, bro.
That's all I want.
You got my keys.
Hey.
Hey.
Come on up.
That's a nice belt too.
It's my fault.
Whoo!
The sun is setting.
Lannis old and new ball.
Oh!
Wait!
Lannis old ball.
Lannis old ball.
Lannis old ball.
Oh!
Hey, watch this.
Hit me.
I'm not hitting you, but...
Yeah, okay.
That's my skill.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I can tell.
Watch, watch, watch, I can hit that.
Ready?
Yeah!
You know, you know, you know, you little brother that's like,
yeah, you got it, dude.
Don't watch, watch.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, you hit him, Muffa.
Oh, you got it.
Go on, man.
Go on, go on.
Let's catch, let's catch, hurry, hurry.
Bro, like, what's up with this stalling, bro?
No, we gotta play.
I was caps maybe most handsome too much handsome people got to be caps like me
and Brady I guess you and me
you just suck another nigga
you don't even say you and Brady bro you handsome but bro me and Brady top two
and I'm about to
alright let me change the bag for the game
But I don't want to feel like this again
I hate to speak about this in past tense
Hey, I got a sim
Abel, what's cap?
Don't laugh
Abel!
Hey, who's cap?
Okay, I'll be cap
What?
That's not what I'm doing!
You play ball, you play ball.
OK, I got three of them.
All right, I got a, I got, oh my god, bro.
Who do I get here?
Who's good?
I just seen Red or 5 Triple Room Sevens.
I got, who do I get?
Game on, nigga.
Who's good?
Who, you just shoot, I don't know who's who.
I got legs, I got legs.
All right, I got toast, I got toast.
Oh my god, GG's.
I got Nas, I got Nas!
Okay, I got...
Me, me, me, Nas!
I got Redify, I got Redify!
Oh my god, bro, I got...
Oh, we got Gerberx, bro.
Come on!
I got...
Ooh, they think it could be a good goalkeeper.
Jay, I'm playing, bro.
Uh...
Who are you to do that?
I got...
He's on the out.
Bro...
I only redo the draft, bro.
No, no, no!
Yo!
Wait, dude, I was the eyes first!
Who's a good goalie?
Well, no kickflip.
No.
Well, if it's a kickflip, it'll be auto-balance.
You have to play.
You don't want to play goalie?
I don't want to play goalie.
You know, you're fucking behind now.
I got a leap of foot.
I got a nuke attached to my shoe.
He's playing on there.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Are you sharing?
No shoes?
Yeah, nice.
Those are made of steel.
Let me see.
Let me see what's available.
Juggler.
Nah, he can't.
He can't.
You don't show off too much.
Yeah, nah, man.
I'm not that good.
I mean, better than half.
You got no shoes on.
Anyway, let me see you throw the ball. Let me see you throw the ball
I got a flashback to the bullet pool
What?
Hello!
Hello!
Hello, look at him go home!
I'm getting low blood pressure, mind your army, bro.
What's going on, man?
Fireworks, fireworks, fireworks!
Shit!
What that is?
Is it from that truck?
What the fuck is going on?
Bro, can we get moving right now?
I already know, fuck!
Look at that!
Bro, we hear that leg, it's dirty!
Oh
Holy shit
Hi my team me god team
Me not delays. He knows it lays
It's my pick it's my pick I got I got laser laser
All right, all right, and a camp, a camp.
I got Jada, I got Jada.
And then...
You're stable now, bro.
Wait, Red Fire, you got picked up yet?
I got...
I got Guapo.
I think we good.
Wait, how many people?
It's 5-5 now.
Wait, what's the team?
6-6.
What's going on, bro?
Where you want some photos?
Photos?
Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it.
Wait, I'm gonna be on Twitch!
Hey, bro.
I'm million likes, bro.
I'm watching the Irish youth.
You good?
Million likes.
Ten million likes.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Now we already got six game sorry, bro
Nice to meet you, man. Hey y'all take care, okay?
All right, whoa, this is my team.
What up, bro?
Hey, I'm gonna play a game. I got you after, all right?
I got you after. I'm gonna play a game.
Nice to meet you. Hey, 40 minutes.
One of the ones after this.
All right, bye.
We'll be watching. We'll be recording.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Wait, wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Right here.
This is Claude.
Goli.
You're Goli?
Why?
But you got to put on you.
This is the greatest moment of your life.
Hey.
I'll tell Lacey.
I'll tell Lacey.
Turn me, right?
Turn me, bro.
Have a good day.
Hey, well done.
I'm still here.
All right, bro.
Look at it. Can I take a picture with you after?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's run it, let's run it, let's run it.
Hey, we get ball, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
We get ball.
We get ball, we get ball.
Cool, cool.
Come on, y'all.
If we get it tied, we get it tied, bro.
Alright, spread the floor.
Let me go on this side.
Alright, bro.
Alright, let's play.
Wait, let me, the little kid got...
You hear me?
He's down in the middle.
I can't see him.
I can't see him.
Hey, y'all got it?
That's how you gotta run, bro.
I know.
Alright, ready? On my kid.
I know what I'm doing on my kid.
Fuck, man.
I'm in dots, bro. Fuck, bro.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Oh yeah.
I was testing in my skill.
I'm done.
Come on, get it.
Come on, come on.
Get him.
I'm a dumbass.
That's what I'm saying.
Who is that?
Hey, yeah.
Go.
Push.
That's your way.
Nice.
Get that ball.
Back, back, back, back, back.
Hit him.
Hit me, hit me.
Go.
Go, go, go, go.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Go, go, go, go.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him.
Oh, man.
Why do you like it so much, man?
Woo!
All right, no more turf.
You're just passing us.
You guys are playing very, very much, too.
Oh, man.
Let it go.
Let it go.
Let it go.
No!
What about the ball?
The ball is touched.
He said it's his own ball.
Oh, fuck.
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
hit that man
two
six
fuck
fuck
oh no
i'm ass
i'm ass
Someone else got you!
Wait!
Someone else got you!
Why are my legs already dead?
I hit legs today!
I don't want...
Hey, restart the game! Zero, zero!
Just zoom for this.
This is how far I can zoom.
Come on, let's go.
Zero, zero!
I don't want to play this.
This is a sister of mine.
I'm not a striker, bro.
Come on, let's do it.
That's fine. Okay, baby. Let me know. Fuck you, Tito.
All right, lock it.
Lock it.
One, no, one, no.
Oh, damn bro, my legs are cringy.
Do you want to reach higher real quick or are you going to put some of this in the shower?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Come on, he's not that guy.
I might not like him.
Not like him?
Ah. Ah.
It's a good stretch.
I didn't touch it I didn't touch it I guess you touch it
What do you do?
What?
What?
You're a man?
That's what you do.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Hey!
I
Be warming up right now I should have said it's a leg
I'm like scared the ball bro, but I can
I'm about to pull my body out of the line, bro.
I'm still playing scare.
Barley conditions, I started running after a ball.
The field is way bigger than this.
Ah, that's not a redo.
Oh
I am not!
I am not!
Oh my!
I am not!
Oh my God!
You are so silly.
You are so silly.
You are so silly.
You are so silly.
There bro!
Bro they got you and you looking like fucking messy!
Game not over!
I've seen this before!
Holy shit!
Come on
Hey, come on
We're playing we're playing a tag
No five, bro
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo!
Yeah, who's that?
Go!
Go!
Go!
I'm out here!
I'm out here!
Go, Jake, go!
I don't have that.
I don't have that.
I see nobody in the middle.
Hey, boy!
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Come on!
Hey, they just took the fill of the cork and we're gonna have breakfast.
Now we're doing it.
Come on, come on, come on!
Never come with them, boy.
Never!
Get up, get up, get up!
Get up, wait a minute!
Get up!
I
J good D, bro
That's a good pass.
I'm looking out there, don't see.
Yeah, big fucking way bro, a lot of W's and shit.
But they need you to see, they need to see you.
Just kick a shit.
Take it all the way.
Bro, think about the mixtape, bro.
Another mixtape to montage.
Here you go.
I'll lock it in.
Well, think about it, bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
How does that help us?
I'm getting my stretches in here. I feel tight.
I feel tight in my groin.
No!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Yes!
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
We need offense.
Come on.
Lucky.
Time lucky.
I got first pick there, you just win.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Good one. Good birdie. Good job, mate.
Go. Go, J.
Move on. Move on. Get me.
Oh, my. I tried to get him.
Come on, J.
Move on. Move on. Move on.
I can't stop.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come, come, come. Hey.
Oh, fuck.
Nice.
Now I can argue.
What the fuck?
Now I can argue.
What a place to last.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
That was in the box.
All the way, Jay. All the way.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm gonna hold that one.
Oh, perfect.
I'll cut that last one.
Who the fuck was she bowing at?
Watch this.
the past but we'll take it all the way in bro.
Stop waiting! Stop waiting!
Go away!
Come on!
Stop running!
Get up and back to go!
Good!
I got him!
What?
See!
Yo, it's high to go, bro!
Ah!
I feel good now bro. I've warmed up.
I
Do on the way on the way
If we might take that shit, I'm not school
It's time bro. They're tiger. Y'all about to see a different fucking greed on court.
It's a game of stamina. Watch.
Oh
I'm going to get mine now.
Where's that, 3-2?
3-2!
4-2.
This is going to be a bad eight.
You don't have a little step.
I'm going to throw it.
Now you got to get-
I'm not going to go about a-
There's a pressure chop, I have to take it.
Sir Paul! Sir Paul!
Sir Paul!
Sir Paul!
I don't know why we started in the middle, but fuck you.
Hey, what's this?
Hi, hi, hi.
Ah, oh, shit.
That's my truck.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I almost had that.
Jesse, we're done.
Woo!
I'm gonna get it to you.
Wait, 40, 40.
Sorry, 40, 40.
That's 30.
40, 40.
We'll be pouring this into.
I'm gonna set a bicycle on you.
I like missing to miss you.
Let's go.
You're my high lesson.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Oh, one of them, one of them.
Well, they literally said four-two.
Yugi said they should outlaw two.
Obviously, six-two, that's what I thought of it.
I thought it was six-two, but they said four-two.
So I'm going off of what they said, the people that are playing.
Oh, shit.
I ran it back.
I ran it back.
I ran it back like that.
Oh, good.
He's coming.
He's coming.
It's better come hard.
All the way Jay!
What a save!
Let's see you.
Let's see you.
Let's see you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Woo!
Ha! Ha!
Ha!
Come on.
Okay.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Good job.
Good job.
Don't pass the ball bro, take the show and we in.
We gotta tell him to leave like fuck it Chris Aronato in his basement.
Hey Jadda, I saw what you did to J right there.
What's going on, boy?
You didn't shit.
I had to put, I had to possess it all the time.
Come on, bro.
Let's go.
Come on, bro.
Let's go.
I'm gonna get double team bro.
God, if you use an arrow to...
What, a racer with a pass?
Max, Max, Max, Max, Max!
You got a pass?
I got a pass, go.
Next door, have time?
Next door, have time!
That's it, I'm unlucky my supercars.
I don't know.
Oh, shit.
Those are almost made there.
What the fuck?
It's just not an even team bro.
Man, I couldn't imagine not scoring a single goal.
Woo!
Hey, give me a second.
Please, please, please.
I beg you.
I beg you.
I beg you.
Right here.
I'm going to have three.
You want me to say I got zero goals, bro.
Okay, okay.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Okay, give me, you want me to come back?
Hey, hey, give me back to you.
I got you, bro.
Damn, bro, my ass, bro.
Bro, he's just, he's just defense.
He's not a quarterback, no one.
Hey, can you send me to him?
Today just wasn't my day, bro.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
Thank you so much, bro.
Thank you so much, right?
Got you, bro.
Zero goals, three balls on.
Come on, guys.
Come on, bro.
Come on, buddy.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a little bit, bro.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
I feel like we go like, that's not fair.
Thank you both.
Come on.
We gotta stick to this one.
We start on another day, brothers.
On another day, right?
On another day, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
Yeah, best of the day on another day.
You can do like the one-day-one-minute game.
Nah, bro, nah, bro.
I need, I need awesome, I need awesome practice.
I literally, yeah, I got you.
I literally, I used to be better.
Thank you.
I used to be better, bro.
I used to be more coordinated.
You can run with a cube.
I got it. I got it.
Do you think I got a picture?
I got you, bro.
Move, bro.
Got an A.
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Jesus, didn't he get a big backbord?
Oh, God!
Where do you want the shirt from?
I don't got a shirt.
I got a shirt.
I don't got a shirt.
Where are you?
Hold on. I'm just trying to wear it for a minute.
Jesus, can I look with both of you?
See you all for a minute.
We're everywhere, bro.
It's been a good one, bro.
What just happened, bro?
Yeah, I saw somebody asking my signature, bro.
I think one day I won't be here.
Can I take a picture, Jason?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
It's kind of humiliating.
Scoring zero goals.
Signing three balls and taking a half-picture.
I'm pretty sure I saw someone run up all the way
through the wall and kind of sign it at the building.
Hey, that's plus rep right there, bro.
Wait, when's half past over?
Half past over, bro. I'm going home.
What do you mean? What do you mean, go home?
Let's go get some, let's go get Malatang or some shit.
Bro, come on.
Man, fuck that, bro.
It's like last time you shot a pass, you don't have to pull straight down back and forth.
Listen, thank you.
Thank you, Jason.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah, I'm getting that vibe also, Lace.
Two, six, I'm having a start with Brad and Artie.
I
Don't know
Then, it's game over, that's what it is.
How'd he take my boots off, bro?
Bro, yup.
He drove an hour and a half, he brought it on.
He drove an hour and a half, bro.
Bro, what?
First of all, two goals, we restart first of all.
Yeah, first of two goals, and then switch up,
go up on the top.
Bro, what are you, bro, what are you after, bro?
Bro.
They're just trying to go home play, call duty.
Not a back shot, there it is.
I'm going to off-stream
All right, new teams new teams
He doesn't even play and I chose him first.
Why did he play?
He played right there.
I just played for a mile, you could have easily been chosen to.
I don't know who's good and who's bad.
I don't know.
Let's read your teams the target series.
You don't see them bad or much.
I'm bound to be good, man.
I'm going to actually practice.
Dennis got a soccer coach.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to find you.
Okay, bet 100 gifted you on my team.
I don't got nothing for y'all, bro, I'm ass, man.
You don't want to be on my team, girl.
I thought you were out of practice.
Yeah, yeah, I thought you were out of practice.
I was ready for the trial.
I worked on the team.
I was trying to get on the team.
For what?
For school, bro.
100 gifts that you want a team.
100 gifts?
Can I live in your house?
Can I live in your house?
Can I go to your house?
I
Okay, can you find my shirt please?
Your shirt? I got...
Hey, the language, sir.
Can I have your house?
Alright, I live on the left. I'll have your phone number.
What is this?
You just want to live on the left.
Bro, your parents don't love you?
Yeah, they love them.
They just don't love you.
Let's go to your house.
I'm not gonna be the only one not
you say what you could play you could
Play after this
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Why did you do that?
Come on, bro. I gotta give it a play, man.
One more. One more. I got one more.
Alright, let's go.
I got this game and now I got you after.
Alright, bro. You know what? Same teams, bro. Let's just go.
Let's just go.
Wait, what do you know? We gotta do some training. We gotta make it even.
We gotta make it even.
We got to make it even
Guapo for Yuki
Guapo for Yuki
All right guapo guapo you want their team
Well you had it
I did get four going.
No, no, no.
All right.
All right.
Let's go.
Well, I put for Yugi.
That's literally it.
That's one player trade.
Huh?
Yeah.
That's it.
Yugi's the best, bro.
There's nobody to run down.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm going to be like that one star player that switches team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can stay up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up over there.
Yeah, go up over there.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up over there.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
This hit three?
I guess I changed it. I wasn't going to finish until I was down.
I guess it's three. We'll see.
Wait, I'm not sure about the number.
Zero, zero, chat.
Same team, but Guapo,
by Swapback for UD.
Post-it 3, post-it 3!
Let's go! Let's go, young men!
Come on, come on!
Oh my God!
He's a good goalie!
Come on!
Come on, come on!
Thank you!
Come on!
Hey, come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on.
Nice.
Nice.
Pick it up, pick it up.
Get ready, get ready.
Come on, let's go.
This is draining.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh my god, I thought I heard you.
I thought me.
I thought me.
What?
That's my call, bro.
My god.
Take your safety.
I'm stuck inside.
Handball, handball, handball!
Handball, handball!
Handball, handball, handball!
Handball, handball!
Handball, handball, handball!
Whoa!
The play was dead and you saved the ball.
Handball right here!
Let me do it without a free kick.
What?
You're a handball!
He's calling a handball!
Your own team is coming here!
Reaching! Reaching!
Dude, make the wall! That's coming in!
Come in if you want!
You're talking to me!
That shit can't fall out!
You're taking this!
Come here! What are you doing?
Are you that close?
Alright, let's see if we can get the one on the floor
You can do it! You can do it!
Come here!
I
1-0!
It's going man.
We're playing good now.
Now the teams are even.
Oh
that's not a bestie bro
What's up Messi bro?
What's up Messi?
They say you look like a bad bitch right now in the field.
Stop that.
I'm not playing.
This is what this is bro.
We started winning.
I know.
Every cheerleader though.
Hey, yo!
First to five, I'm having fun.
First to five.
Who's there now?
Oh, that's like your mother fucking...
Woo, that's over there!
Get me out!
Oh!
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
Come here, come here!
Woof!
Let's step on, let's step on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm scared.
Let's go, let's go!
I need mom before we leave bro.
3-0, up to 5!
3-0, up to 5!
I know.
What's that?
I'm going in there.
You're going in there?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Ah!
What a spot you're not supposed to shoot, bro.
Yeah, because I'm shooting your feet.
Come on, come on, come on.
This is worth it, bro.
Wait, hold on.
What do you think I got here, guys?
Come on, come on.
Redemption!
All right, this is the one this is the I got the finisher. I can get it
Five, six, five, six, six, six, six, six.
Hey! Money, my though!
Six, six, six, six, six, six, six.
So.
Come on, bruh. You'll have one player.
Fuck!
Jake!
Let's go, let's go!
I know it's coming!
Come on bro.
It's coming.
It's literally about to come bro.
Come on bro, it's coming, it's literally about to come bro, I'm telling you when it
hits it's going to hit hard, come on bro, your left side is short bro, it's getting
too long, there you go, we're sure.
God dammit!
Again, Jego!
I hate this shit.
If you don't try to spoil your tent, there's no way you can get good at this shit.
Get off! Get off!
Rath, get ready!
Get out!
Give me one!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Wanna get you, Dave?
Go, go, go!
Hey, next go with, brother, let's go with it.
I'm gaming right now.
Yeah.
I just want to mind the way I want to picture you with me.
He just lost. He just lost.
I
Fuck it's really in breath. It's really good life. You get a trillian life
Take this, some of the shots!
Take this, some of the shots, look at this!
Hey, Jason!
Get my key!
Jason, Jason, get my key!
Jason, get my phone!
Get my key!
Get my phone!
Get my phone!
Get my phone!
Get my phone!
Take the picture, picture.
Picture, go, go, go.
I got you, I got you.
One, two, three.
There you go.
That's it.
Yeah, I got you, I got you.
I'm sorry, I'm not full.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
There you go.
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, quick, quick, quick.
One, two, three.
There you go, there you go.
Next, next, next.
Go on!
Oh, it's gonna hook.
Hold on, I'm busy right now.
One, two, three.
There you go.
Hold on, one second, one second.
There you go.
Why are you taking pics with a loser?
One, two, three. Take pics with a winner.
Oh, I think I took it. There you go.
Yeah, hurry, hurry, hurry.
One, two, three.
There you go. One, two, three.
There you go.
Yeah, I got you. I got you.
Hey, here. Here.
One, two, three.
There you go. I got you.
One, two, three.
There you go.
That's it final call the more pictures
Jason, what is his name?
Can I use the pen?
Oh, come on!
How about my bar?
I gotta go, bro.
No, Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
No more!
No more!
Jason!
Hey, I got it, I got it, I got it.
It's all in my way.
Alright.
One side, one side, one side.
Go down there.
One more photo and one side wasn't done.
Hey, I got it.
I got it.
I have to go. I have to go.
I have to go.
He's done now.
Hey, you're shizzing here!
Hey!
Oh my God!
Hey!
Oh my God!
Jason!
Hey!
Hey!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Oh!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason!
Jason, I want to record!
Jason, let me get your phone!
Oh, hell no!
Do you got my phone?
Do not record!
Can you tune?
Jason, I'm here for the camera already!
Yeah, yeah.
You're good, bro.
I'm just gonna do my thing.
I'm excited.
Wait, wait.
I said what's up?
I said, what's up?
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
You already got your spinters.
Chill.
Come on.
I love you.
I'm gonna take pictures in 30 minutes.
I'm gonna take pictures in 30 minutes.
I
Signed
All right, all right, you're good
Leave me alone, bro. Got your picture in sugar
Jason has blonde hair y'all got the wrong guy
Wait wait wait, one more, Jason.
Jason, I'm very shivery.
I thought I was fucking.
Jason, I'm with you.
Jason, I'm with you.
Jason, I'm with you.
Oh, wait, I'm tweaking, I'm here.
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, I'm here.
Alright, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotta do it.
I'm gonna try to do it.
I'm gonna try to make you richer.
Like Jason.
He's bro.
Like Jason.
Alright.
Sure bro.
Yeah, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Y'all have a good night, okay?
Last one, last one, last one, last one.
That's the last one.
Zookeeper, open up!
Open, open!
Oh, Jason, hey, hey.
Come on, bro.
Hey, hey!
We're done!
Hey, finish the bell.
Hey, Jason, Parkour!
discussion first.
Please go!
You just kept fucking spawning me in, man.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Do I get my latang now, chair?
I'm not gonna lie, that's what I'm gonna be like right now, what's wrong with it?
I'm not gonna lie, that's something like a 35 minute, 40 minute drive.
What are they on now, the bros?
Let me look up, let me look up where it's at.
Wait, how far is it?
43 minutes.
At night it's like 20.
Bro, that's mad forward.
Yeah.
That's the closest one that we could go to.
Is there another spot?
No, no, no, it's here.
Holy shit.
You call Yugi?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Holy shit.
So right now, like, all the good food places
are gonna be, like, minimum, like, 30, 40.
Ugh, this is hella traffic right now.
Oh, my God.
No.
All right, pal.
Oh, shit, late.
Sorry, I was looking at my fucking...
like, late.
Oh, fucks.
Just leave a number. I don't know. I don't know. I thought I was only at the camera
I was trying to find a place to do it
No, I don't think you leaked
Should I open up?
I'll leave the leaves in there and I'll go
Hey boys
What's up, bro?
Oh, that's how you hop in the back?
Oh, fuck it. You wanna hop in? My car's right there, but I don't know. You wanna go eat? Should we get Malatang?
I don't care, bro
Wait, let me call Yugi real quick. Don't stop it at the crib though.
Gonna go to the crib first. I think they're changing and dropping off their bags did ash
If you got your car, I'm not trying to drive back low-key
What do you think I should I pull it to the crib
yeah pull up bro all right Guapo just drag her to the crew ladies are you
are you going with him okay okay
need someone to hop in I'll hop in
oh my god this is the f**king- oh I'm on the wrong way bro you can't get over here
f**k it's okay just let me have a car pass it's about pass f**k you'll be good
there's mad cars is there f**king practices or some s**t gotta be practiced bro
Holy shit, there's like a 20 million kids. Oh my god, I can't get out
I'm gonna just reverse all the way out is that crazy
Pre-caric
A little yui for the bros a
a little fucking you for the guys real quick quick you for the guys quick fucking 20-point turn
Hey back on the fucking road
Yes, yes, it's from target. This is some target, buddy
Make sure yeah, I'm a goba here
Sorry today, okay, bro. Okay, bro. I'm gonna put a picture cool down, bro
Is it left cool
Fuck I'm gonna spin back in 30 minutes for that picture. Oh my god fucking stimulation of doom
Bro, I'm trash!
What the fuck, bro?
How did my skills get worse?
Bro, I gotta get in the lab or something, man.
Like that's actually bad balls.
That's horrible fucking hoops, man.
Like, I'm a fucking disgrace to this planet!
What is wrong with me, man?
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Like, that just made me bro.
why dude why I'm not informed right now I need a coach I'm pro I'm pro that
was horrible wolves I was like I swear was not that bad
I'm out of get a coach bro did ass like I must start training every single night not every
single night but most nights I actually did get a coach though like unironically because
I do want to get better but whatever the fuck just happened just now like that shit was just like disgraceful like I'm
Like I'm so disappointing myself like I'm gonna probably go home and stream or whatever I and stream
I'm gonna just gonna fucking bash my head into a fucking window pane
Until I can get it right
Like if I'm playing like that it's fucking toast JDAM and Yugi
I'm a going in the charity match looking like a fucking crumb. I
Can't girl. I can't I got it. I gotta take action. I have to be better if I don't
If I don't then all
That will be disappointing to me, bro
Bro, they got to be cheer my name at Wembley. I got it improved. That's the only way
I'm a crumb listen listen listen if I'm right here at the very fucking bottom
the only way to go is up all right so all I got to do is put the foot on the
soccer ball literally that's it bro I just got to start doing touch ups doing
fucking taps I'm broke I'm gonna lock in bro I'm gonna lock in bro I'm gonna
start running I gotta I gotta just get better bro cuz that's just
Thank you bro, I'm embarrassing you, don't borrow like what the fuck is that, man?
Oh my god, I'm a real one.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, things will get better, things will get better, I will get better.
I'll get better.
Here bro, I know what can help you.
Yo bro, okay, you're actually making me hate my own fucking song, bro.
Bro, I actually fucked with your song, though.
I don't understand how you hate your own song.
Hit my B-self is to think this
I'm one of the mates to the feeling I dig my head into the wish
Every other day I'm wondering What's a human being gotta be like
What's a way to just be competent Be sweet and sex, vulnerable
Every other day I'm wondering
Was it a mistake to try and be fine
While I'm still got bad incompetence
This is the distance
Over my life
I can't smell what it's all the time
This ain't nothing
Oh, here
Whose car is this?
Oh, shit. We gotta bring in all the charges
I was gonna do that when I get back.
Ah, f**king hell. Can I park right here?
No.
What if I'm in and out?
You can just park in the back.
But I'm gonna be in and out, no burger.
Yeah, but like, they'd be...
Yeah, they'd be on ass about this.
Got us?
Yeah, yeah.
Should I just park in the middle street? Like, that's not a problem.
Every other day I'm wondering
What's a human being
I ain't gotta be like
Just go behind this white van right there
You just gotta have to do it
What up boys?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm fucking overized in soccer overized. I was sharing for you, but you're German. Thank you
That means a lot more seriously. How many likes you have, huh?
500k wait, wait, no you check it
What's your username? I'm Jio six. Yeah
Yeah, I shoulda.
How many likes you have, bro?
Hey, bruv.
518k?
How much do you need?
A hundred mil.
Bro, you're almost there.
Hey, this is for the stream.
I got it, you said 100,000.
If you get what, 10 million?
No, $10,000. You said $10,000.
I said $10,000.
Yes, you did.
$10,000 for $10,000?
No, for the shrimp.
For the shrimp?
Yeah.
I bet we should run right here.
We'll see.
Yo, my cousin got it.
Your cousin got how much?
Lacey said $50,000 for iPhone 17.
He had like $71,000.
Well, Lacey's a fucking scammer, bro.
What can you call him?
And he got a door dasher as a count ban.
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Can you call him?
Yeah
Hey, bro, hey
You gain hella lights a lot of lights
I'm famous at school. She must have school. Yeah, that's it. They were like
That's fire, bro, and also are you got you a lot of friends?
Yeah, I kind of
Don't switch up. I mean actually switch up on all your day ones. Okay. I was an after-school rat
Also the coaches saw the videos really yeah what they say they're like
No, aren't you the kid that man Jason the winter your teacher? No like the coaches the coaches know me. Yeah
Dang, bro. That's motion right there. Hey, you know what? Listen switch up on your day ones. All right
Get that million likes flex on everybody
Um, and you'll make it for our life facts
Okay, I want to start doing switch, but that
It's gonna be hard.
How's it gonna be hard, dude?
Stop.
Is that fucking true?
Oh, Braden.
Hey, man.
How are you doing, man?
I like the black hair.
Oh, thank you, bro.
So what do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh, I don't know.
There's...
There's...
I was watching your shape.
you came to song which one song all you like it you guys don't like it bro I
don't don't lie to him bro I know you like I know you like he's just a no
like it he's low key like he jumps he likes to jump some years I love it I
I love it. He loves it.
I'm gonna shoot the back of my car, bro.
Go for it, bro. Yeah, just chill.
Where'd you park?
Hey, y'all gonna see him? Y'all gonna have to see you.
You taking the mail?
We can hit it back, bro.
Yo, J, bro.
Let's go eat, bro.
Wait, wait, what about a bro?
Yo, yo, you know what?
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, I'm not gonna do it.
Oh, fuck, bro, I didn't move my car.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it.
My cousin was there.
He was telling me to get a tiktok lacy that he had $50,000.
Really?
Yeah, he was with an orange jersey.
Oh man, one of those kids is crying, man.
Oh, like there was surrounding cars.
If someone jumped in my car, I would have had to start slamming little kids, bro.
I would have been on a fella, I would have been on a list.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Hey girl.
Well shit, what do you got planned for tonight man?
Nothing.
Just watch your shit for the rest of the night.
Do you need your homework?
I'm doing it.
Cool.
Watching your shit.
Okay.
Are you sub?
Are you sub?
No.
Do you do me a favor?
I got a pay.
That's why.
Ah.
You got Amazon Prime.
You got Amazon Prime?
You got a credit card by chance?
I don't know.
I think so yeah.
Okay listen there's numbers on the back of it.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, you know what, stay in school.
All right, be a good kid.
Oh god, I don't get back, I get eager.
Who, who, who need my number?
Oh, little bro right here.
Give him the stream, bro.
Right now, we better go get Molotov.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna go get my food.
Wait, wait, getting food or not?
I'm actually damn, but Molotov is...
Wait, how do you forget your phone?
You know I'm a dumbass, man.
Call him a dumbass.
No, no, no, don't cuss, don't cuss.
He cusses more than me.
Who, him?
You're cussing.
Don't cuss, don't cuss, don't cuss.
Listen.
I'm trying to like stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, don't cuss.
Because you build a habit like me,
you start cussing every day, it's not good, bro.
It's not good, okay?
And then you just start acting like a dumb, dumb, dumb fool.
You know what I mean?
Listen, we're about to go get food.
If you want, you can hop in a buck.
And then you can get food.
Where's his parents?
Oh, they're inside.
Oh, you live here?
Oh!
Let you get food with us
So how are you supposed to
So how you supposed to do a show on Saturday because they won't let me today
Okay, yeah Saturday Saturday, I actually have something planned I got a cuties in a real estate
Sunday I got a r6 tournament next Saturday next Saturday all be at time. Hey cuties. Nice. So you just bring
No, what about what about what about tonight? Let's go get food
Do I look like I would kidnap you see that's the quickest know what everybody
We can go get food right now we get bro
Wait, you want to ask your parents?
Bro
Tell tell your parents be like yo
I'm with Jason and we now switching up on all my day ones matter of fact. I'm dropping out of school
We'd better go get Molotai together
Forget this time. Yeah, and I don't do that, bro
You know you got a lot in life, and we also need we need doctors. You want to be a doctor or another streamer
We got too many of those dark. I could be both
Streaming's too hard though. Like you're gonna have to like dedicate everything to streaming
You could be both
Maybe?
Yeah, yeah, you go be both.
You go be both.
Matter of fact, bro, just have like five careers.
You could be the first, you know?
I feel like you can manage.
You could be one of the best in the world.
You feel me?
I'll be next year and a Saturday.
Next year?
On a Saturday.
When I'm here, it's cool.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm here often, bro.
So, you know, when I'm here,
you watching a stream just come out and then we'll go get some food or
something okay all right bro hey good to see you again man you have a safe
safe night okay and keep watching the stream and when the ad runs just go
watch fully okay so why don't you just just tab it watch it because that's how
you do that's okay with you yo thank you for liking the video too oh yeah
yeah we posted like the video
No, it's Lula.
Thank you, bro.
Have some chicken glasses.
Have some chicken glasses.
Thank you, bro.
These are talking glasses, bro.
Look, look, look, look, he likes my video.
Yeah?
Have a good job, bro.
Have a nice day, man.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Hey, you have a good night, OK?
Mm-hmm.
Have a safe night.
Make sure you eat dinner.
Have a good night.
All right.
What do you think the beauty of Raios?
Yo, well, thank you for liking the video.
Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you.
So, I drove two hours and I get here and you guys are done.
Bro, you were late.
Bro, you were late.
Where did I say four or five?
And you put about 630 on the 7th down.
Exactly.
No, yeah.
You told me one.
You put it in.
You put it in.
You put it in.
You put it in.
You put it in.
Okay, but you know OCS timing. They tell you time
Add an extra two hours
Every fucking time so one time I show play you guys are on time. So where we up to
Well it's on. Wait, why the shit out on figure of.
My mom I should have said yeah.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I could literally kidnap you and make sure you never see your family again.
You have to know how would you stop running.
I'm not, because that's horrible.
But you don't just go to strangers' cars and just say, let's go to get dinner, you know what I mean?
That's not good.
It was a test.
But I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have.
You know, we can go get food, bro, you know?
Yeah, wait, let's go get food.
What food, what do you want?
Whatever.
What are y'all feeling?
Monsign is dirty bro.
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked.
We have fucked already bro, we already have fucked.
Chad, what are we feeling bro?
You want a Happy Meal?
Where's your shirt?
You want a quarter part of that shirt?
Like night?
Yeah, yeah, come on.
I'm not coming, no!
When I was that age I wasn't eating Happy Meals.
I can't have Meals.
You're weird, you're weird, you're weird.
Yeah, really?
Exactly.
Talk to his mom, wait.
Can I ask her mom?
Or are you lying to me?
Are you sure?
You're not asking.
Let me ask her.
But she doesn't speak English.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I really love it.
I really love it. We're seeing it better.
I just assumed he didn't.
He's like, I'm fine with this.
Did they say a time?
I had an extra two hours.
OK.
Hey, what's up?
That's not my homework.
OK.
He didn't let me transfer class, either.
You can call me.
I can't listen to nobody, so it's a march.
Mm.
Yeah, bro.
I'm outside the crib, bro. We all waiting to get food. We get it. We get food with uh, we're kev I think
Jio-jio
I mean his mom gave me give us permission wait. I'm gonna talk to his mom right now pull up, bro
You can pull up him you might have to drive because it's mad heads
and a dead impact though
Who do you think you're asking?
Yeah, be like, is he allowed to go?
Hello
Hola, hola
Yo me llamo Jason
Ah si, si, era verdad que lo dejaste venir con nosotros para comer
She said you're going to take long
Uh, what time do you need him back by?
When do you need him back by the back of the car?
4.84?
What do you have?
9?
9?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Perfect.
Definitely nothing bad happens to him.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
We're gonna take care of him.
Wow.
Hey, welcome to the crew, man.
You got your 10k likes now we're gonna get I'm gonna get you food man
We are what?
Hey, hey, okay. Well, this is a you know the squad right? Yeah. Oh, you know everybody. This is Connor
I don't know. Have you met Connor? This is a laser
That's that's a chopped boy
Long face. No, no, no, no toast toast you took a picture with me yesterday, no
What's the name?
Toast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do I have?
Uh, will it be Dajah?
Wait, wait.
Dajah, Dajah, Dajah.
Dajah, Dajah, Dajah, Dajah.
You know Red Fire.
You like Red Fire.
Yeah.
All right, what do you want?
Anything?
Any requests?
Uh.
You know how to roll, bro.
We don't eat too much.
We don't eat too much.
Jack in the box whatever he said you want the whole menu whatever restaurant
Let's get like Mexican fooders on.
Check it out.
Not about Chow.
Not about Chow?
Dude, I know that.
What are you saying?
We could get some Mexican food.
Oh, wait, you want to put a part in the back?
Some Mexican food.
That's right.
Oh, shit.
I
Bro
What the fuck you call it? Oh, what's your mouth?
Yo you close in the door
You close in the door
Jay dad, we're coming over.
Hey, you and your, you and your, you and your spot.
Wait, yeah, someone gotta move.
You know, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bro, are you smoking in my car?
No, he didn't smoke.
I smell weed.
I didn't smoke with that before.
I smell weed.
I was before.
Yeah, I mean, he only smells something.
He didn't smoke?
Yeah, yeah, he's going.
Everybody, well, well, well.
Nah, I mean, when are y'all gonna pull up?
Hey, me and J.L., let's do it.
Come on, J.L.
He said, come on, J.L., you are the last man, bruh.
You are adults.
No, I'm not. I didn't smoke in there.
No, he didn't.
Nah, you're good, bruh. Don't even worry about it.
Okay, okay.
What are we off to? What are we eating? Where's Yugi?
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
How is that thing?
I mean, mom said, mom said, smile.
You invited him?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. He, he, he, he, thank you, likes.
Get your NW.
Uh, it's, it's up there, bro.
Yes.
Hey, NW, honestly, it's gonna be a good time, bro.
He's gonna get some good food anyway.
Let's fucking do it.
Yeah, yeah, come on, bro.
I couldn't leave, though.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think you can leave though. Yeah, well where are we off to bro? Where's Yugi like we can we go?
I don't know I'm trying to find out what is closed. I don't want to just
Reabark you I
Just have a kid in my car, bro
Yo, we yo, why you where you at? Let's go, bro
Come on, bro.
Every other day, I'm wandering.
Well, uh, this is Mike.
Ask me if you have any allergies.
Wait, do you have any allergies?
Okay
This is stuck to your hair
Like I think
I'm not using this clay again, bro. It makes my hair crusty. I don't like this feeling a lot of things that century
That's what I'm Bobby. What is it? They make your hair soft. Yeah, it makes your hair soft. Okay. I only use conditions
Just follow your hair
Every other day
Every other day
Every other day
Bro, he's really in the car
So, you decided to wear an armor today?
So giant, so...
Say hi to J.L. You know Yugi right?
I got everybody in the back of my car
Oh wow
You're just skin after him, baby
Really?
You're stealing my fashion sense
What's new bro? I come on this first
I really run shit, I'm the fucking inspiration
I'm gonna tell you I kind of give fascist to the whole house. You know I'm saying I give him my two cents whenever he
Hashtag you know with the comfy shoe, of course I go with the comfy shoe. I so look where we might be where we might be
40 minutes away
Be in a traffic segment for 40 minutes
I have new 26
That's further bro
That's just say 10 miles away
And 10 miles in LA is 50 minutes
Hold it right now
Bcd to us?
Bcd?
Sonny Dom Dom
I can never say no to Sonny Dom
That's my favorite
Is that close?
It's downtown
game that's home that's I'm that's all I was up with you might you be moving
crazy as mom upon that's what we all from though like that's what I'm gonna
be closer that's our home I'm telling you I was sodium though
well we know he has a curfew ever after bringing back what's wrong with my
not even came we'll make it before nine brother oh but if I'm late like
No, no, no, bro because it's it's it's nine and you gotta think the server got a surf like 20 people
Where you going
I'm gonna get water
Wait, wait, wait, what days are today? Tuesday you got school tomorrow
He's doing that shit where it's like it might be too late to further segment now
So you're gonna push it tomorrow. That's what you do it right now, but tell your mom
Mom no today. Tell your mom today. The thing is
Your curfew was at nine. I feel like we're gonna be a late. We're gonna be late man
I'm sorry, bro
Basically Jason's gonna come to school tomorrow, which is a surprise both class. Oh, it's Jason the wing
Or this gotta be a closer race. How far is k-town?
No, he's not, oh wait, wait, come back, just get water, come back.
Oh my god, bro.
Dude.
Dude, I'm out of here.
Dude, I'm out of here.
How's it going?
Ooh, ladies.
What do they got so much in here, man?
Ah, I saw some of them.
Oh my god.
What the fuck did you just say to me?
Fuck, did you just say to me?
Good ass, who's here?
So we go to Fonoho, bro.
Oh, that's right.
I like Fonoho, bro.
You got 20 people.
Assignments down is really like the perfect place for 20 people.
Or BCD Tofu House.
I agree.
Oh, BCD Tofu House.
It's like five minutes, dude.
But you blow my shit, bro.
You blow my shit.
That's my question.
What's your question?
You got a hell of a bullet like what's up?
Wait, ABC Tofu House?
What is that?
BCD is like five minutes away from the FG.
We should be like five minutes away from Balazs.
Maybe it's 33 minutes.
Balazs, bala, bala, bala.
Bro.
Bro.
Am I going to make it back in time?
OK, I have a place.
OK, you have a place?
It's called Missellys.
What is that?
It's actually good.
It's actually good.
What is that?
It's a croissant.
It's like pasta and pizza.
Oh, yes.
Omelette.
Omelette.
No.
No.
I'm going to down, I'm going to down.
We might have to call because I might be busy.
Oh, they're going to be busy.
I'm going to be busy.
We might have to go to the internet, bro.
This one, this one, this one.
What'd you do?
You think it's extra?
You don't think it's extra?
What do you mean, you don't think it's extra?
Drugs, despair.
How far is that?
He's not going to make it back.
I know, damn it.
Let's ask him, let's ask him to make it back on 10.
Dude, what?
We'll climb on three miles already.
40 minutes drive, he's not making it back, bro.
I'm not about to be in charge of a kid.
We're taking a toddler, bro.
We're taking a toddler, and his mom's going to think he got kidnapped if he's not back by none.
We're still in the window, she's watching us, yeah I am.
No yeah, that's what I'm saying, we're still in the window.
Look at you, you're still in the window.
He's chilling, let me back, where is he?
He's literally chilling, he's chilling in there.
Okay, okay, okay, let's go somewhere close.
There you go, there you go.
I was chilling with him, that's my guy.
Let's go somewhere close, let's go somewhere close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fonoho, Fonoho.
What do I have?
Fonoho.
Fonoho?
I don't like it because it's gentrified or something.
No, it's good, it's good, it's good.
I'm waiting for it, I'm waiting for it.
10 minutes, 10 minutes.
They got rice and chicken there probably.
I'm waiting for it.
Bro, wait.
I'm not even gonna eat it.
I'm gonna eat it.
Oh, yeah, that was a racist joke.
Rice and chicken, I see.
I'm looking for it.
I'm looking for it.
10 minutes wait, 10 minutes wait.
That's 10, that's 10.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, squad, squad.
Funahoe. Funahoe.
Hey, but who made you the group leader?
That should get me mad.
You literally said Funahoe. Hey boys, boys.
Funahoe. No, no, no. I'm not.
You can make it sound bad.
Alright, alright. Arm each other there.
No, no, but I'm letting you know now, it's low key.
It's like, it's like, wait, what do you say?
Wait, laser, laser.
It's a gentrified, it's a gentrified...
If you want, if you want...
One person can ride with me, I got an extra student.
So we just, wow what a night for you huh, what a night for you, so how's your night
I'm not doing the best, but it's all good.
Are you ready for tomorrow game?
I think I'm going to play better than well.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
I think I bruised my ankle.
My ankle did, that's hurt.
Oh my god, bro.
How did I bruise my fucking ankle?
Wait, how much does this cost again?
Oh my god.
What do you need to do to the car wreck?
What the f**k?
How much what?
How much is this car's name bro?
The Maybach?
Mm-hmm.
Like...
250, 250, 250...
Oh, language, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't even notice.
I guess I don't even know what's bad.
I just swear.
I'm gonna stop cussing, man.
Not around you, Jio.
Jio, right?
Yeah.
So is that like a, like, are you Hispanic, right?
Yeah.
Oh, what type?
What type?
Oh, I think, um, you think?
Is that a Dorian?
Or?
Wait, you don't know what ethnicity you are.
You don't know what ethnicity you are?
I don't even know.
Oh.
You know what this is you are?
Nah.
Like your origin, where's your mom from?
Oh, I think somewhere down there.
Or...
You think?
Yeah, I think somewhere down there.
Okay, that's far.
What kind of grade did you get?
I don't know, I'm gonna go on my report card.
Well, you should.
You got your report card this year?
I guess every six weeks as you get a report card now?
Yeah, I think so.
I appreciate it.
Do you think?
No, I think every parent conference, they'll send it.
Do you get A's or do you get B's? Do you get C's?
I don't know. I think it's like...
What do you know?
No, it's because I'm out of middle school.
Next year I'm in middle school so I don't have like eight.
I just have like numbers.
Oh, so what number?
So what number?
98? 90s?
No, like threes and four.
So what's the best? Four?
Yeah.
Okay, good job man.
Good job.
You're gonna go well.
You're gonna go far.
This school, okay?
Let me tell you something though.
All right, middle school is coming out.
It's big.
All right.
Middle school.
middle school make for I make a lot of friends play sports okay still have
good grades but let me tell you something grades in middle school do not
matter I'm not saying be bad at school but if you if you get a B or C it's not
the end of the world keep trying your best but high school is wink right
Really matter that's when your GPA accumulates
So focus on building connections and making friends, okay because in life
It's not what you know. It's who you know
Your step
I'm gonna be honest when I was in high school. I was making
C's these the occasional D. That turned out pretty good
No, no, no, you don't want to be like him
You collab with people you you feel me I'm trying to keep my greater because when I go to high school
I won't play like American football American football. Yeah, that's how you get CTE bro. You got to play basketball
Play basketball play soccer. Well, I play basketball and I'd go up a soccer and and football and
And a little bit of tennis. Okay. Yeah, yes, it's a play sports
I promise you you play sports when you're young you're gonna you're gonna it's gonna help you when you grow up
Okay, you don't want to be a chud when you grow up right now. You got you know, you got
You're still growing you can't kind of eat whatever
What you whispered
Listen you want to grow up if you start bone-smashing now you literally be a gigajatter
Okay, so don't don't bone smash. That's that cloud. That's that cloud. You know, click
I mean, he's a drug addict.
If you bone smash now and you could,
that's on your high school, you could have under us.
What happened to you, bro?
Are you telling the kid to bone smash?
Listen, bro, I'm just giving advice on something
I wish I didn't when I was growing up.
Bro, I'm gonna tell you exactly what you're doing
when you're growing up, okay?
Let's hear J-dav's advice
So boom as soon as you get to high school try to get a girlfriend
So she could break your heart and then you can make hella good songs about it
Yeah like Jason's
Some what some way yeah, I'm saying I don't really know about this new one, but he got he got some kids
I ain't go like he does got he listen listen listen
Everything you do in life
You go in with a clear mind and a good has been saying you go in
With with the headspace of just straight delusion and thinking you're the best at everything you do
That's not ego. That's confidence. You'll make it whatever you want to achieve in life. You'll reach and you will become
Whatever you want to become all right delusion be so deluded to the point where if you don't make if you don't reach your dream you die
There's various facts you don't want to grow up regretting what you want what you're doing
life. Alright. Also, never goon.
I mean, it's just, um, I'm gonna met a lost horse right now, bro.
This is what I would tell my kid. Straight up.
So, yeah, if you want.
I'm telling you, I'm gonna turn 11, I'm turning 12.
Did you have to talk about the birds in the beach yet?
Because I heard people in middle school go absolutely crazy in this generation.
Absolutely insane.
Have you got that talk yet?
No.
Alright, I'm not gonna be the person that tells you, but listen.
Middle school, be careful, okay?
Surround yourself with good people.
And never, and don't vape, okay?
see people that plan a little stick in the bathroom don't vape not vape ruining
his innocence what are you talking about bro people in middle school nowadays they
vape they do nasty things that no kids should do this the stuff I see on
tiktok it's not good bro not good I'll be the one to tell you man all right
You need someone to like regular in the right direction or be blunt. All right. Don't surround yourself with yes, man
You the real I'm just being real bro. This is how I would speak to my son
Yeah, I mean if I had a kid I'll probably just be like
Don't do that stuff.
Bro, you know not to, you know not to leave, right?
Bro, you know not to leave.
Oh, yeah.
No amount of peer pressure, okay?
Jaya?
No.
Listen, Bat always told me growing up,
don't be a father or be a leader.
Alright?
You be a father, you'll get nowhere in life.
Mm-hmm.
Do you care what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Hey, don't let nobody be your daddy like don't let like don't don't let nobody call like anybody your daddy
You know Sam like be your own person
So nobody ain't nobody is where my daddy like I'm my own person. I got it out the month
You got stepped on by like three people together three three three woman hi-heels
You got you got we got sub Caitlyn
What's a for the camera you're subject
What you mean we I never stepped on your trigger crazy
Bro, you say 2023 bro used to be on the show.
So it was not.
I was doing core cringe shit or cringe stuff, but I never got stepped on.
I never got stepped on.
You were like, you were like doing the baby voices.
That's not even that bad for real.
It's not a bad show.
I mean bro, John looks the worst to me, bro.
John was wild until bro.
Hey listen, okay.
Um, digital footprint is real.
Once you make that first TikTok that, you know,
is a little cringe, it'll be on the internet forever.
Whatever you post on the internet,
it'll be online forever, okay, Jio?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Jio, do you want me to play your favorite song?
I'll play your favorite song real quick, bro.
It's a little quiet, yeah, it's a little quiet.
If you know the lyrics, I'll,
I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Yeah, if you're starting to sing that.
No googling the lyrics though.
I don't hear any singing.
I might be a ross around this corner
I'm allergic to that brand
No, I know the theory there
I don't want to know the lyrics
I'm just shy to say it
No, you say you don't
I'll be a ross around this corner
Come on, you know this one
I ain't gonna work on lovers to strangle on you
You know the king of Mexico?
No, I don't know.
Do you sign here?
I'm in the tonight show.
Are you tired from the song now?
Yeah. You're tired of the song?
Yeah, here, yeah.
Yeah, yeah
Don't ever get tired of the song
I love you. I love you, bro. Tell my left you. I'm being fun with Jason. We right now
How many people have we got?
We've only got bad people, no?
This looks...
I got 10 or 15.
10 or 15.
Sit down.
What's the date of this?
Um...
We got... we're here for like 15... we got like 15 people.
Or like 12.
How many like 12 people?
10 to 12.
Can we put the tables together?
Okay, I'll wait to order here okay, I'll wait to order
We'll get the tape right.
Let's go, man.
I don't need to set up.
I should do this.
You don't see this.
They're about to finish.
People need to keep people in their place.
All of that.
And then I have the little tape right here to finish.
Okay, okay.
They said we could do it, huh?
Yeah.
We'll make sure that we're moving back out there.
Yeah.
We'll make sure that we're moving back out there.
Uh, we're probably, can we,
it's like,
yeah, we want to just like,
get it all together.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
I'm trying to get a table, a table to get the phone.
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
So...
What's that brother?
What's up bro?
What's up bro?
Hey, take you off, take you off.
What's up?
What's up man?
What's up man?
You're a village, I'll be honest.
You happy, bro?
That's good.
I got to sit next to you, bro.
I'm looking for my interview right here.
You get to sit out of here.
Wait, wait.
I need you to supervise.
Yeah, I'll take a picture.
Save me a seat.
I got you.
We're here.
Yeah, yeah.
I got to sit out of here.
You know what I'm saying?
Always chase your dreams.
You know what I mean?
Always chase your dreams, because I'm always here.
You never know, right?
Just keep your number down.
Do you know the word, race?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah you do.
Yes you do.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Always stay still.
What do you want to do when you grow up?
I'm not interested.
Oh, oh.
I love you.
I love you.
Wow.
Here you go.
Can't wait. You know what I mean?
Go back to your place.
You should be in the shrimp.
You should be in the shrimp.
No, no, no.
If you don't need any more doctors,
you don't need no more shrimp.
Doctor, doctor.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
What?
You two were just talking like,
you don't got to do all that hard stuff.
I want to do, I want to do,
But then also, it's like, I want to be like, like, screaming through it.
Oh, you know what you should do? You should beat, you should get like a patient.
You should be doing the doctor stuff.
And then you should be cranking the tick toms with your patients and stuff like that.
You should do that.
Right, that's two both, the rest of them are still here.
Get that out.
Bro, my hair looks crazy, bro.
Good.
Keep your head nice and short.
That's all.
Yeah.
I like your fit.
You're the same.
You're the same.
You're pretty good, man.
You play sports?
Yeah.
I play basketball, doctor.
I play soccer.
What grade are you?
Oh, really?
You like cartoons?
What are you going to do nowadays?
Are you going to make a movie?
Are you going to do what?
I think he's here to black.
That means the team is back.
Yeah, the team is back.
That's what the captain is saying.
So I'm just kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? They're back.
They're back.
They're back.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
It's a bear.
Hey, Tanya, what do you want?
I'll tell you.
Yeah.
I said what if you go when I'm sick?
Are you sick?
No, no, no.
I'm like, thanks a-
Yo, I'm hardly late.
What's this?
A big crowd?
I said I should go.
Get in the back of the hell, bro.
Holy, what a beast of a dog.
Oh, um...
Could I get...
I'll get the small and then I'll do I'll do the
Let me get the spring rolls.
Here comes what I made.
I'll get like four of those.
Eight pieces of the egg.
Four!
Let me get a variety.
Yeah, one of each.
And then let me get a...
We'll afterize you.
I'll be getting the egg roll.
Let me get the egg rolls, let me get the egg rolls, let me get the egg rolls, egg rolls,
8? No, let's just first say it, but honestly, I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna order it.
And then, and then, and then I'll do, uh,
voodoo, and then, and then I'll get,
and then I'll get 6.
Nah, nah, nah, chicken wings or fried deflates.
Uh, definitely, uh, chicken wings.
Chicken wings up.
Uh, me get, as a matter of fact,
I'm gonna order, like, low key.
Not for a table, but like, whoever's around me.
Uh, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get,
The spices you're going to see space and then let's do the surprise
Seven
Let me get it let me get the
Let me get the...
Boba?
Boba?
No, no, no, let me get a water.
I'll get a water.
I'll do this water and then let me get a...
Do you want some fried rice?
Yeah, I'll get some.
Okay, I'll get a...
Actually, I want a barbecue short ribs if that's cool.
I say I don't want, I don't want
I like this one
It's fuzz ah?
It's fuzz ah
Is that good?
Yep, I put it in fuzz but it's hot
I always get fuzz now
How else do you get fuzz now?
The beef right here
Oh, we get it?
You might get the half
Special thing, we're going to get the beef right here
Chaya
Wait, I didn't order for Jial.
Oh wait, can I add one to that order?
Uh, can I get the fun now?
So you're telling me you ordered it for just to have supper dude?
Damn!
I can pay, I got myself some.
No, no, no.
Yeah, but what?
Uh, the box, huh?
Oh, you got PCSV because in the past you paid for his food and they used it against you, huh?
Yeah, you're good, you're good.
No, no, no, you're good.
You don't have to lie to me.
He's always gonna be Jason's time winner.
He's always going to be Jason's time winner.
I'll hold him a kind of paycheck.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He's going to deduct it from your paycheck, right?
Don't worry, I'm going to call him out.
I'm going to call him out on it.
I'm going to call him out on it.
I'm going to call him out on it.
Hey.
Yo, bro, all because you paid for his food
doesn't mean you got to deduct from his paycheck, okay?
Don't do that.
I'm serious.
He's trying to stay silent, but I'm going to stand up
I'm paid to work right here
Just a fun mom, no veggies
You don't want to put jam in our soup?
I think you can order for me
I'm one of the hungry
You can get a drink by two?
Come on, come on, fun out, fun out
Thank you so much
Hey, you already big, eh?
Yeah
Well, thank you
Not a bad show
So good
Thanks for J.L.
Wait, wait, can you get a drink for J.L.?
Can you get a drink for Jio?
Oh, I should say thank you already.
Hey, I've got him, I've got him, I've got him.
I've got him, I've got him.
Wait, wait, when I get a...
When I get a Boba, like, I call a Boba for a Jio?
Ah, yeah, I'll take this.
Make sure I get everything on there.
Thank you.
Do you know what that is?
Do you know how that is?
Yeah.
Are you okay with all of those?
All of those?
Hey, why do I sit in there?
What?
I got a Google.
What's wrong with Google?
I'm just kidding.
I was just kidding.
Are you watching this?
How do you manage to do this?
You should have done that.
I'm pretty good at bruising my ankle, bro.
This is ice.
It's blue though.
Hot water, bro.
This is just the flow, bro.
Wait, you get that?
You know, she was so good to me.
Take my rice.
Take my rice.
Damn, legs.
Wait, when did you get that little yellow one?
Oh, where the water stuck it.
Do you want one?
Can you get us the salt?
Yeah.
How many?
Hey, can you get us the salt?
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, that's easy.
Easy, easy.
Hey, that's easy.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what, hey, that, take your seat, go!
Everybody's right there, be safe.
Ah.
Bro, that's better.
That's better.
Yeah, that's better.
This way.
Oh!
Look at the chicken parm.
Oh, chicken parm, right there, that's it.
Oh yeah, I will.
I think it's chicken parm, right.
I think it's like six, wait, I'm gonna get it.
Oh, over here, over here, over here.
I got it, I got it.
How many egg yolks?
I got eight egg yolks, bro.
Oh, goodbye, everyone.
Alright, so Chayom, I'm gonna play.
I'll be on the introduction. There's Brady, there's Pinch.
It's Chayom.
Yeah, man.
So, what are your plans for this?
You know about Santa Claus?
What does he get for Christmas?
Nothing.
I mean, this Christmas was like 10 months ago.
Why'd you ask me that?
It's like you're blowing it.
Piecers come out.
What's your favorite twitching mode?
I don't know.
What do you kids your age need to catch alive?
Why not go in the 80s?
You've been in the minis since I was in fifth grade.
I was in the fifth grade.
I was playing with Legolas.
You want to play an elementary?
This is for you daddy.
You don't?
Oh!
I don't play with them.
I just like doing it.
That's good.
You know, expand your mind more.
Don't trade.
That's what playing with it is.
That's good.
It doesn't beat you.
Yeah, but it doesn't move, bro.
Really good.
So, like...
So you put the hoisting balls before?
Yeah.
Is it like a picture?
Yeah, it's like a map board, bro.
No, we're hungry!
No, we're not!
We're just thinking about you, I'm super evil!
Big fucking thing!
Wait, oh yeah, the sunset, the sunset.
Freaking car.
The sunset, the sunset.
The sunset, the sunset.
The sunset, the sunset.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think you have time.
Sometimes I'm just like, I'm going to skip dinner,
and then try to...
and then you come.
I mean, you can do it.
Do I hear my man sing single or not?
Do I hear my man sing single or not?
He's very late in the day, but he don't know the words.
That's the thing, you know what I mean?
It's a good hook.
My verse is changing.
No, you're not.
Let's go.
Thank you, man.
How is it going?
Lazy is so chocked.
That's my chance.
That's my chance.
Oh, this is too late.
I saw you.
Right now.
You don't like it, I'll get you a water.
You're in here to water.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Go like this.
Go like this.
Grab the top and go like this.
Put all the balls down.
So all the balls come to the top.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Bring me a piece.
No.
I haven't played a game.
I haven't played a game.
Oh
Oh, you really took all this food?
Oh, you eat.
Oh, where is it?
Oh, my God.
Really, you eat?
I do, but this is so good.
That's so disrespectful, dude.
Aaron, thank you so much.
Thank you, bro.
I did not even get one.
Bro, people are eating before Jason is taking his food.
Oh
So happy what's fun, so happy with the list one day
I wanted it
Okay, okay, wait, did you give giant?
I don't want to play!
I don't want to play!
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who did this?
You did it?
No.
Thanks bro.
Number one, we decided to get that.
We don't have anything like that to say.
That's what you can do it bro.
We're always going to speak out.
I don't care how much you say bro.
I'm always going to speak out brother.
This is just going empty plates.
No.
You're going to pass the road empty plates.
No, I'm about to give them a chicken.
Right on the table.
Right on the table.
Do you know what's here?
There's one here just waiting on the bus.
Go, go, go, go.
I think I like this.
I think I like this.
Y'all actually just modify everything.
Go, go, go.
That's not bad, it's pretty good.
It's easier to practice when you're getting loose.
Yeah.
I want it in my mouth.
Alright, you dropped it.
That's behind you.
Yeah, you do it.
Yeah, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
It's pretty good.
It's easier to practice when you're getting loose.
No, I'm not.
Most of the kids are my folks.
They start yawning because...
Mom, we've got the what?
The dick, I mean.
What does that say?
The dick, they like it.
Not far, huh?
I can sleep in them all day long, okay?
That's the mission.
You gotta like,
I don't even know where I'm shooting at.
And who wants these chicken wings?
I'm gonna try and step.
I used to.
I'm coming in.
Of course, bro.
Love, punch, and turn.
Come on.
You got it all?
How special?
How special?
Oh, me, me, me, me, me, yeah.
Why?
Yo!
Fuck you, you're a little wacky.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm on level.
I wish it was boldness.
Boldness and security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
Security.
I'm like, yeah, you're talking to us.
So you're going to take the chopstick and come down there like, look, baby.
You need to steal the chopstick, bro.
Boneless chicken man, that's not true, bro.
Boneless will always disappear if the butter is.
I'll get boneless though if I'm not that good.
I'm really hungry now.
Oh, this is way too oily for me.
Oh, you're in that smile spot.
Oh, yeah, that's not too much.
You're probably not even going to finish everything by yourself.
You want to try spring roll?
Try spring roll, bro.
Yeah, I'll try spring roll.
Try the beef one. The beef one part of that.
You're probably not going to finish everything anyway.
Try it in here.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
All of it, all of it.
I like that.
It tastes good.
I like it.
It's got to stop.
It's got to stop.
We got straight bite of lettuce.
You didn't even get to get to the plate or anything.
You got straight lettuce.
You can eat this one.
I thought you just clicked off of giant, bro.
That's just confusing.
There you go. There you go.
If you want more sauce, you got scooped because it's hot.
I got it.
Do you want more sauce?
No.
Here, here.
I'm going to try it.
I need you now.
I will teach you how to do that.
But hey, it's the first time.
It's not that easy.
It's not that easy.
I'm not trying.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
I don't want to eat more sauce.
That's it.
straight left corner left.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I'm not lucky.
Okay.
He was just asking like, to tell you to call Lacey.
Yeah, I'm like, nah.
He was telling me that he's busy.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, you be, can we get a Hungarian for one day?
Yeah, yeah, man.
One day, bro.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
By tapping your closer.
I live my hundred in power.
Hello.
We're gonna do a hundred a month there.
You need a good one.
All right.
Do it, bro.
Now, we are in the Dutch Embassy.
We are in the Dutch Embassy.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
No time or friend time
Combined
Yeah, this is that Brady who we took my
I'm not a hundred K. I'm not thinking yeah
5 viewers
Would you mess with me if I had 5 viewers?
Yeah
No problem
No, I would
You would?
So why are you asking me how many viewers there are?
No, no, no, I'm just asking because
I'm shy in school too
I'm just like...
If I had 5 viewers, you wouldn't be sitting next to me right now
Are you with?
Are you kidding me? I'm actually...
I don't know
I think it depends because if there were some neighbors for me, but if they weren't, I wouldn't know you, so if this didn't work, yeah, I think I would've.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Man, I won't lie to you. You know how to catch a vibe.
Like, you know how to catch a vibe.
If you ever want to come through, just open the door.
Then ask.
Yeah, you don't have to know.
These are open doors, bro.
It doesn't really matter.
Just why does the dog keep doing it?
He's always accepting.
We got a mold though.
We got a mold.
Yeah, that's all.
I'm gonna kill Robert Carpenter, we got more than that.
We have more than that.
Oh yeah, we got more than that.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We can just sue the city.
Let's just sue the city.
Let's not come up.
Let's go bro.
You wanna join OSDS?
Yeah.
Just ask him for the rate.
Ask him for the rate.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Come on, this shit is delicious bro.
He's in.
Someone tapped him, I told him.
The other side.
I'm in the basement.
Mike? Mike?
Yeah, Mike.
Yeah.
The face of Mike is still in phase.
He's trapped under that 360 outside of the bar.
I didn't know.
Yeah.
He's trapped.
He's currently with Matt Taylor's in there right now.
You can be honest
That better not be a new left
I never told you don't don't play food
So you're saying thing bro
You don't like shit though?
You don't like shit though?
You don't like shit though?
I'm making a face!
You don't like shit though?
It's okay to be a little like...
Are you or no?
They're talking about my name.
Hmm.
I guess you're gonna like to run there.
What's the code for the game?
What's the code for the game?
I don't know.
I just wanted to talk to you.
I like talking to you.
You want to play with me?
Me?
Hmm.
I'm not gonna play with you.
What's your name?
Yeah, sure, like the word foam works sometimes.
What was your favorite foam?
Yeah.
Yeah, you have a favorite foam.
Wait, did you have an industry client?
How do you feel about Big Bear?
I don't know, I've been there.
No, I don't know.
But the incident of 227.
Big Bear, you last year? No?
No, I didn't.
I didn't even heard about that.
I didn't even heard about that.
So, you put that off?
Like, we not gonna be like...
Damn.
I don't give a shit.
You need it ready to sell it.
Yeah, we're not gonna be live.
Address the elephant.
Yes, sir.
Wait, what?
I'm not live.
I'm not live.
Put the animals for that right now.
If you're gonna dress up like that,
right now you're kinda fanciful.
You're not like, off the fence.
It's like, no warmth.
Hot or cold, but bitter, sweet.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
We're not leaving.
So basically, you're leaving or not?
We're like, we're like not.
We're not leaving partners.
We're not leaving partners.
We're not like, I don't even know if we visit partners.
Oh, shit.
What do y'all call you is?
That's theirs.
They're like, I can't do it.
But that's sweet.
You call Phyllis?
Oh, you call Phyllis?
You didn't watch No Clear?
I did, I did.
No, you call Phyllis, and then,
tell her to read me if I'm wrong.
You're like, I can't flip you because of what you do.
You're passed.
And then she said, I don't think it's it.
Because he was falling out.
What?
What are you saying?
What?
Oh, you.
What?
I was like three years ago.
Nah, I'm all yours.
But, you know what, you know what, I'm all Yogi.
Yogi!
Yogi!
This is one thing, all he did was rid, but we don't really fuck with that Yogi.
No more of that.
You're doing so much better.
Back to the elephant in the room, bro.
I'm saying like, bro, she's just trying to make a point saying that it's like you're quitting street.
Nah, but my team was never to make her quit.
What's this?
I never wanted to quit.
So we just see if she quit, you're tough.
Well, I didn't want to quit.
No, you wanted to quit, but you don't want to tell her.
So, go for more, bro.
I think, well, I mean, even if she does quit, it's like you're always gonna have to quit.
Okay, she needs me.
No, I said, like, oh, what'd you just say?
Alex Morgan?
Huh?
Wait, that's Yogi, that's Yogi guys, you.
Nobody got it.
You need to go by Yogi.
Nobody got it?
I remember!
He's Yogi!
Nobody got the reference.
Yogi!
Nobody got the reference.
Wait, Yogi, I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't even speak that language.
Hey, I don't know what I need Morgan for.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Hey, what the fuck is going on?
Riz R is up for it.
Riz R is up for it.
Riz R is up for it, bro.
Riz, I thought Riz sit with a red box.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
That's K-dav's girl, bro.
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
Like someone, it don't matter who.
That weird, you can't say that.
That K-dav's girl.
Dude, shoot back up there, man.
Shoot back up there, man.
I'm genuinely confused, I'm genuinely confused, I've literally seen you, I don't know bruh, I'm like, wow.
Yo, you'll do that. Stand up for your relationship, me.
Tell him not to talk to a bunch of relationship right now.
If that's really your relationship then I don't know, I don't know.
If you don't set the time, nobody's gonna set the board.
I've seen clips of right-of-fuckers.
Chill, chill, chill. That's in the past, bruh. It's the future.
Bro, don't be mad, bruh, I must take something back.
Oh!
No, you see that?
What?
What?
He say I'm gonna go with the brand new brand new brand.
Just clarify.
Just clarify.
Just clarify like, this is the same morning, right?
We are the same, bro.
We never had nothing, it was content.
But then, it was just like, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Look at that, so you was content, yes or no?
And it never is.
Okay.
No, I like how you do this method
where you actually don't know,
but you really do know.
I'm gonna start using it as a donkey bro.
Nah, that's don't.
You know what? I actually should run this.
Nah, I'm just saying, I'm thinking of you guys.
But, let's be honest bro, let's stop being neighbors.
Hey, Jaleel's here, you know Jaleel.
Ah, yeah, bro.
Jaleel.
Wait, this is in the front.
No!
What?
You feel why we're shooting this?
No, that's why I swear I'm not this kind of guy.
Okay, let's break the ice.
But then we stay in the flower.
Oh, that's what I was thinking about.
I've been fucking with you.
I like you a lot, really.
What do you like?
You like roses.
What about you?
I like every flower, really.
Oh, man.
That's so weird.
Okay.
Not you, really.
No, I want it.
I don't know what this is about.
But remember the good old days, man?
No.
Uh, I can't help it.
You're both still fools.
I can't help it.
Is that... I can't eat your food.
I can't eat your food.
No, bro.
Did you eat it or farted?
Yeah, is that what I'm talking about?
Are you...
Is that a fart?
Wait, but who drove 24 hours for a girl.
Wow!
That was weird.
Weird, weird.
I'm weird.
So broke up with her girl, got back together, broke up and got back together and then...
Oh!
Hey, I'm trying to make love work, bro.
Love work bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, love works strangers again bro.
Ohhhh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's your song.
You're saying, oh, that's your song.
That's something you released.
Love works strangers again bro.
And again.
And again.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I got a question.
Do you have a question?
What is this?
Is this a real life game?
You doing it?
Wait, see?
What?
What happened?
What?
I'm looking at Vages, and I'm asking him
What?
What is this?
What is this?
Everybody
Everybody
I promise you, in five years, you won't even know what you did.
But also, you should always stay in school.
You know what I'm saying?
Don't distract us.
Stay in school?
But, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, look at this.
No!
No, no, no.
I'm not meant to.
What?
I'm not meant to.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, I'm not meant to.
You're going to crack your school.
What?
What?
Where did the whole...
Bro, that's insane.
Bro, I...
Why are you saying that?
Yo, doesn't she be saying?
What?
What are you doing?
What the hell is this?
You're meant to?
What do you mean?
All right, how does he grow?
Oh, that's like your class.
What is your...
Not in school, bro.
I had a crush on this girl and, like, she wouldn't talk to me.
I would do the homework and send it to him.
No, I'm not going to send it.
There's somebody trapped his shirt on there.
Walk on the second one to sneak into our high school.
You don't want to be out on the street.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to be in the classroom.
You don't want to make him crack like you're crashing that one girl.
Well, like it's what you think.
Why do you... I did not ask for shit.
No one's gonna ask for shit.
You don't want to ask for shit, man.
Yo, why do you not ask for shit?
He drives it. He drives it.
No, listen, don't listen to them.
So, what I would do is, I never do my homework.
But, like, I would do my homework and then send it to them.
I would get it.
I would open the door.
That's all I get.
Where?
Maybe.
It's for three minutes or something.
Wait.
You also use kicker, right?
K-I-K?
Yeah.
Bro, I was 15 years old.
That was bad.
I was 18 years old.
I was 18 years old.
I was 18 years old.
I was 18 years old.
I was 18 years old.
I was 18 years old.
Yo, I need that.
Yo, I need that.
Yo, I need that.
Why don't you say kick a Tieta?
What?
No, no, kick a Tieta.
In middle school, I was on that.
I was on that.
I was on that.
I was on that.
Shit, I was on my 4K.
Wait, OOB.
OOB?
OOB.
I got tofu. I'm bad at my healthy shit. I got tofu out of it.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Like listen, there's 10 years old.
That ain't given.
Oh my god.
No one can hear.
No, no, no, no.
She said she was old.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what he said.
I was going on.
I wish I was chucking.
Bro, when I was 10, when I was 10, I had all the girls.
I had all the girls.
Where's my speedy boy?
Oh my god.
No, when I was younger in elementary, middle school, high school,
I would get all the girls back in the boat.
No, you cannot do that.
You cannot do this.
What?
How does it not mean what?
In high school, middle school, elementary?
I don't know.
What would you like to have?
Green light jade.
Green light jade.
What do you like to have?
What do you like to have?
Green light jade.
What do you like to have?
What the fuck, that's what I'm talking about!
You're killing me!
You're killing me!
Yes, I guess I'm joking!
I was doing it like Jay!
He believed you!
Not like a lady!
They're gonna agree like they are!
All the girls that come to Bay Jays!
Yeah!
This is gonna seem me and Brady in the middle school, bro.
Me and Brady in the middle school, he's going crazy, bro.
Bro, in their school, you weren't in the school.
David, David, David!
Discussing!
If me and you weren't in the same middle school, I would have bullied you!
I'm not even gonna back.
Back, back, back.
You don't even come here.
The bulldog.
No way around.
Anybody that mess with me?
He's a truck.
I didn't get it.
I didn't like that one.
I don't know what you're doing.
I swear you don't even see that.
Yeah.
What's your nickname?
My middle school name.
What they call you?
Oh, oh, an antler.
Wait a minute.
Isn't it different in the region?
Wait, wait, wait.
So you don't have a nickname?
Like, I was the bloodiest bunny.
He was the bulldog.
And we got VJ.
It was really cool.
We were like, yeah, we want VJ.
We were like, oh my god.
What was yours?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
No, that's okay.
Maybe you know what I'm saying?
Like, you make it to middle school.
That's what you got to become.
You know what I mean?
Well, actually, I think I do.
Yeah, I do.
They come in shotguns.
Oh, boy.
Boy, boy, boy.
Why don't you look?
Oh boy!
Chavo?
Chavo?
Hold on, Chavo.
Yeah.
Chavo?
Oh, you be shitting.
Oh, that's El Chavo.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
Why are they calling you that?
I don't know.
Wait, is this school predominantly one race?
I don't think so.
Right.
We're racing mostly this year.
I see it.
Okay, I'm about to say it.
Like, white kids calling you Chavo, like that, right?
Tell me what it's up to.
These are from the match hands.
The what?
The match hands.
Oh, the match hands?
Yeah.
Wow, is this a match hands locker?
Yeah.
Oh, that is a match hands locker.
Oh, we don't want to keep doing this for all these days.
I was lazy to get these up here.
I'm not a fan of this.
What's your name?
My name is Yadu.
I live there.
I live there.
I just want to make sure it's like,
keep on it's my own.
It seems like...
It's good, it's good.
It is good, it is good.
He said the method is the most important here.
Okay, so you got to do the method.
So, do you have like different teachers for each subject, or is it one teacher, same teacher?
So, you can teach in your class?
Perfect. Ask for a number, ask for a number, and then every time the homework, do the homework, make sure you do it first.
First thing you do when you get home is do your homework, send it to me, every time.
opens a conversation
and you can talk to her
after play handball or something
or like basketball
or going to school
those 15 girls that like you
i can't believe another
so there's a lot of girls that like you
oh and who cares who you like to
whether you're not 15 or 2 or 3
and we should have liked you
no no no
don't say we're from the same world
yeah bro just
Make my friends wait. So you have 15 girls that have a crush on me
Maybe you should give me advice
What did you just say?
I'm not allowed to speak.
I'm not doing that.
He said maybe Katie don't like you.
Like what's wrong with him?
Hey, welcome.
Katie, what did Katie say again?
I don't know what she said.
I don't know what she said.
Hold on.
All right.
No, I'll just...
I'll just let him do the room.
Hey, bro.
You're 15.
That's a lot, bro.
You keep going, man.
You go crazy.
I might need me back in back when I was your age except for me before I 35
not thinking about what happened back when I was your age I was the same boat that
had
I went to prom as a freshman in high school
Really? So you had a senior girlfriend?
No, not girlfriend, it's a date.
She wanted to be my girl, I said nah, I'm not cut to her.
Hey, this is, I want to discipline it, huh? Discipline it.
No, you're home playin' at Mars, buddy.
Ah, and ah!
I'm such a little ain't that rich.
No, I keep blowing with my life, I don't know where to come from.
I'm not gonna let you not have that.
I'm not gonna let you not have that.
No, you're good. He's dead. He said if they were going to put him in, he could have had a shirt on.
He's not sure. They don't have shirt on.
Maybe if you try to talk to him, he'll tell you. It's just like how he tells you.
They don't have shirt on. They do. They do.
The shirt on is blood. It's kind of...
That's the best.
If you can't look at me, you're sick.
I'm going to hell.
I don't know, I don't know, it's like chicken tastes fucking good.
It's like you have a bad smell.
It's a fish off the right.
What?
Alright, let's have a studio together.
Like, you want to have some of my meat?
No, I don't.
You gotta eat the meat.
That's your protein.
Yeah, you gotta eat the meat.
You got this.
Don't try this.
You want me to do it?
No. Why do you think like, come on.
See, I'm not asking you.
They don't force a needle.
They don't force yourself.
If you're fooled, then they give it a guava.
But, I feel like you're not fooled.
I'm like, I'm 1 to 10 how fooled are you?
You got one more piece of meat on it.
You know what, we created a catchy clip.
I'm talking about Timo, man.
You can eat the smallest one, man.
I need it to go way edge on me.
I don't like the head.
Why do you say you don't hold over kids?
What do I do?
Not good.
Be a good father.
Yo, what's up my friend-time?
Bro, I actually love playing soccer.
What's up my friend-time?
Bro, hey, you ready for tomorrow?
What's up my friend-time?
What's up, bro?
A blockade.
A blockade.
Remember your overwatch incident?
Oh, the only overwatch incident I know is top 100.
He was rinsing on a 17.
No, why?
Because you didn't.
How did he do that?
No.
Ron sent me up for that, bro.
Ron sent me up.
No, he definitely did that.
No, no, no.
He was in an overwatch locket.
She threw me a key.
She threw me a key when I said,
All right, thank you.
I appreciate you.
And the date keeps it at risk.
No, no.
I guess you say good shit bro.
He was hyping you up like my good shit bro.
You said good shit bro.
This thing is hyping you up.
Here you go, here you go.
Alright.
Time to head out.
What we better do with Miami bro?
Yeah, Miami.
Wait, wait.
Nah, I live there like a year and a half though.
I'm a bossess.
It's pretty bad Miami.
like for a lot of it like go to the like that script it's like every star club
active odd though like you're single right yeah bro all the pros don't like
like 18 like what's like front like this week next week but like spring
It breaks the whole month.
It's just like 3 schools in a week.
But like 30% is not a desk?
Yeah probably.
I mean, the last, I mean, are you going on the last day of the month?
Wow.
This one is me, bro. That's okay.
Oh.
Good job there, bro.
I like the last week of the week.
What makes you think you're here?
Literally just trying to tell.
I can go.
What do we do on the back end?
I can go.
Actually?
Wait, are you drunk?
Wait, what?
What the?
I got a race here.
I got a race here.
But there's more in Miami than BVL and clubbing, you know?
There's way more.
A lot of loyal girls.
Like a lot of girls.
You're not so much a girl though.
I can't add as much as girls.
Oh, they're cool boys.
Bro, it's a brilliant road.
It's a game of the beat to the bros.
What other reason would he be going to my uncle's?
I got him.
Nice bro.
You got him in straight niggas bro.
No, that's why he got a little snitch on the couch.
We gotta go to the ASU prep.
Is that my name?
I'm gonna come back home today.
Alright bro, alright.
You're a crookie too John. I'm gonna take you back.
You got a guitar?
Alright, alright.
Shall we head out then?
You ready to come with the food?
No!
The food platter says we got a gift now.
Better?
Yeah, you got any boys alive to pick it down?
Yeah, oh no!
I guess they ain't representin' the house, though.
A lot of them sound.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, six eight fifty-six.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
They got us.
Alright, bro.
I'll see y'all soon, man.
Later. I'll see you later, man.
I'll probably see you in a little bit, because I had to start the dialogue.
Alright, well, never mind.
Thank you.
I was running here, man.
Dang.
That was the last I think.
Oh shit.
Freeze, man?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
I feel like a royalty.
How you feeling in the Maybach, man?
Good.
No, I'm not talking to you, J.M.
You're to the maid back, sir.
You're okay with a big one, not the little one.
Wait, what is this? What?
6-8-3-6. 6-8-3-6.
Gentry. Um, there you go. Jesus.
Okay, let's get out of here, man.
You got a good night?
Yeah.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Danger, booze.
What was your favorite part of the night?
Spending time with you
You're gonna tell your friends about this
Well
Hopefully hopefully you take some advice apply it to your life. If not, that's okay. You're young
You know
I'll probably see you soon
I'll be I'll be at the dentistry the street of gentry a lot so
Yeah, you got any advice for me?
No.
First.
First.
Damn, I didn't say bye to Brady and everybody.
Just parked at the curb.
Oh, yeah.
We broke down here one day.
When I get a new bike, you gotta get on my other one.
You gotta be looking second.
What I say about the day ones?
What I say about day ones?
That you gotta let them go.
Let them go? Leave them?
Alright.
Because in this life all you got is yourself.
No key, your friends didn't get you into the main line, no key.
You did this, alright?
You thought of the idea of how many likes on the TikTok floor.
floor and it's a beyond strength you know what I mean it was you not your
friend Oscar all right Oscar block him block him you've seen in school don't
Dap him up
There you go, make it he's already easy you don't even need to solve for different school
You ever been in the fight, oh, yeah, really? Yeah, what for?
Hello, did you win? Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, how'd a boy?
Did you like, you beat him up?
Oh yeah.
Ding!
Like, like fist fight.
Yeah, like fist, fist.
In middle school, in elementary?
Yeah.
Nah, that's not good, man.
Wait, why'd y'all fight?
Because he's already talking about it
with my mom and I don't know if that's not good.
I'm not gonna lie, that's valid, that's valid.
You know what, always, always stand up for your mom
because she know it.
She was going to win that.
You know, keep your mom first, keep your family first besides Oscar, and you'll go far in life.
So he's talking about your mom and you tackled him or how'd it go?
Oh yeah, he started talking about it with my mom.
And then so I was with my friends and the principal was there, but I didn't really care
You are expended or a spell no you got trouble. Yeah
Hey, listen
You're here don't know what are they call you chopper? They don't mess with you, huh?
You ever you ever see bullying in your school
yeah never be a bystander okay you you're the big dog you're the big
giant you see someone get a bully you step in and you stop that bullying okay
you bully the bullies just kidding don't bully anyone but like step in don't
be a bystander alright
I see you had a power to defeat people so use it wisely okay?
It's when I was in third grade but then a fifth grader actually talked about it.
So you beat a fifth grader as a third grader?
Yeah.
He a, he, was he taller than you?
Oh yeah.
Like about a lot.
He was like 10 then, like 20 inches taller than me.
20 inches?
20 inches.
They got grown in the middle of the middle of the middle?
Yeah, well, wait.
Two feet taller than me.
That's tall, man.
Yeah.
That's real story?
Yeah, that's like David Briggs real life.
Yeah, you don't know how much 20 inches is.
20 inches on you is taller than me.
Hey, but he beat them up though.
So you think you'd beat me up, Jaya?
Oh, I don't know, maybe.
Jaya, Jaya, you've got so much to learn in this world.
Yeah.
But you've already taken my advice.
Be delusional.
Until you're not.
Right then, right then and there,
you think you can beat me in a fight,
It's delusion, but I like that man.
All right, cause it might happen.
Maybe in a million years, but it might happen.
Hey.
What's going on right now?
Am I impressed?
Yeah, you're impressed, but that's how we run
at the Gentry, bro.
Yeah, yeah, different.
There's a dug-in hole over here.
All right, Joe.
I'm gonna leave you with one more thing
before we get home.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm gonna put you on to some music.
Okay unfortunately, he is that is hard on the lock.
You like this one or not?
You like that job or no? That is hard or no?
Oh yeah.
Really?
Naps?
Naps, naps, naps.
I need a cleansing light here.
Alrighty, we've made it back.
Alright man, I've fulfilled.
You know you get 10k likes.
Did a little stream.
You get 10 million and I'll get you your 10k, okay?
Alright man.
You had a fun day at fun night tonight?
Yup.
All right, tomorrow's school, it's time to get school tomorrow.
Look at, look, like that's seven?
Wow.
Six, seven.
You know what's crazy?
When you're getting off in school,
that's when I'm just waking up.
Don't be like him, Leroy.
I'm right here to say he's real.
Don't be like him.
Don't be like him.
He's crazy.
No, don't be like him.
That's not good.
Peace in the belly.
All right, we made it in my first one back.
All right, Siri, wait, what am I, one more?
Yeah, white band number.
What the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Jaya, we made it back safe.
You're gonna get kidnapped.
Come on, man.
Come here, man.
Come on, get in the sink, boy.
Bye.
I'm gonna ask you how much, how much you like to play with you in the basketball.
Ah, oh yes.
Start it back up.
Alright, alright.
You wanna ask me right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't beat it.
They really like it in my post.
How many likes to play with you in basketball?
Ooh, okay.
Since I just fulfilled your stream just now, I think I'm going to record again.
How many likes to do a 1v1 in regime in basketball?
That's tough, man, because I just fulfilled your stream just now.
I'm gonna have to go with something light. Let's let's do let's do 50 million
shade you
Got you first
Stay in school make your friends barrel extra crush out do it all day above
Woof!
Wow.
Kill the world, man!
Peace, Chappo.
Fifty mil, yeah.
Peace.
Peace, Chapo.
50 mil, yeah.
Peace.
So like 30 people in that fucking car?
That's a quick question, bro.
You finna, like, when you go back home, you finna end the stream?
Or are you just gonna do some more gaming?
I got some shit, I gotta go to the gym.
Oh, see you in my hand.
Baby?
Yeah, if you need somebody to hurry you,
so we can talk about it.
OK, I got you.
You got me?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I got you, Nick.
Thank you.
Can I get a hug?
Thank you.
Got you, bro.
Hope you had a fun night, man.
See you, bro.
Thank you
No, I live across the street
Take the bike
Hey, hey, yo!
What is it?
You clown, come here
What's up, Neil?
Hi, bro
You going home?
Yeah, about to go home
What about what you about to do?
I'm about to go to jail
I'm sure I'm going to do it
I
Already
You can you don't have to text me to let me know by the way
You just come in front of me.
You ready to ask me?
Bro, come on, bro.
I'm gonna get off my shirt.
I'm gonna get off my shirt.
I'm on news.
All right, that's all right.
Be sure that shit.
So get off my shirt.
Bro, I can't get in one reek for the one.
I'm a-
Hey, hey, y'all.
I'm out, bro.
Hi there, y'all.
Peace, y'all.
Peace camp.
Peace, peace, bro.
Great end.
Hopefully, hopefully your situation with Lana gets better, bro.
I appreciate you for, uh, you know, bro, you know,
so careful enough, bro.
I'm a boy.
This your seat, Jason?
Yes, me right here.
Careful of that.
Careful of that.
Careful of that.
Careful of that.
Careful of that.
You need to pull.
I'll be.
That's my boy.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
All right, my boy.
Take care, bro.
Take care.
Take care.
Hey, yo, good shit, bro.
Talk to me.
You need to go, bro.
You got it.
I believe in you, man.
Y'all give him a safe, man.
No, I got you.
No, I got you.
No, I got you.
All right.
MC on me.
What's going on here?
I love him.
Get him safe, guys.
Don't worry about the boss.
All right.
We're not back.
Get him safe.
I'm gonna send you a couple minutes.
That's it, that's it.
Come on boys, come on boys.
Hey, have a good night, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Have a good day.
Good, good, good.
Damn, nigga.
Damn, look at that.
Love, love, love, love.
Okay, partner, partner.
All right, get home safe.
Get home safe, get home safe.
You going crazy, keep going crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Good day, man.
Hey, great fucking day.
You're on the cum-a.
I'm on the cum-a.
I am soon, bro.
Laser, laser, put the pen on there.
I'm on the way.
Hey, touch toast.
You've been crazy this whole time.
I'm on the way.
Hey, don't forget everyone.
Hey, hey, I see you, boy.
I see you
Your face they've been a long
I'm gonna feel it real bro.
I'm lost for that weight.
Thank you.
I'm not a lot of blood for it.
You're the goal bro.
You're gonna come up to him.
I'm almost missing.
My boy.
You can go bro.
I'm at the end.
I'm at the end.
I'm at the end.
I'm at the end.
I'm at the end.
I'm at the end.
I'll see you later, man.
I'll see you later, buddy.
Hey, you want to come up?
Get out of the car.
I've been seeing your t-tackler.
Get on the side.
I will.
I will get him, too.
You're going to get home safe, OK?
I'm sure.
I can follow you home and check.
No, no, yeah, yeah.
Get on the side, OK?
Good job, bro.
You get home safe, OK?
I'm going to see how you're OK, bro.
All right, see you in the car, bro.
See you.
All right.
All right, yo.
All right, hey, Jay.
All right, man.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
What's up, bro?
What a night, man.
What a night, man.
What a night, man.
What a night.
Hopefully everybody gets something safe.
It's like a black truck outside, that's scary.
Okay.
Boma-klot!
What made you wear glasses?
Josh, should I keep these frames or do I get the silver ones again?
These are the thick ones, so these are thick.
I feel like the thick ones look good with black hair, but the silver ones are like SOG.
Oh fuck.
Keep, these are good.
I'm reading the chat telepathically because I'm driving right now.
Driving the speed limit.
Alright, I'm not in Mexico.
I
He's calling me
Uh uh Jalil he forgot his phone in the car
Are you dead ass
Yeah, it's in the car. Wait. Are you serious? Wait. No, he was
He was recorded with it. He did the method. No, he you know, he did
No, he did it
I'll bring it back later.
I'm calling it back.
It's coming back.
No, I'm just gonna blow it out.
All right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
Holy Black Truck, bro.
What's going on right now?
I feel like an influx of Black trucks.
Some shit's going on there.
No way you left it in the car because, because, uh, right?
Excellent.
If he left it in the car that would it make sense cuz he recorded the video am I getting it might be in live too right now I
Have to be getting lied to right now
That would have made sense unless he hopped in the car and dropped his phone in the car
the method
Why is he rubbing his hands together, bro?
Yo, what's up with ya, yo, bro?
You forgot your phone?
Yeah.
Alright.
Come on, bro.
Where's your phone?
There.
You got it?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck it.
Did you even grab anything from my-
No, I didn't.
I didn't.
I did, I did.
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Where's your phone?
There, it's on.
Okay.
Hey, uh...
Hey, that's low key a sign that's low key a sign oh
Hey, nah, I'm just I came back gave us phone
Yeah
Okay
He told me not to tell something to you, but I wasn't even gonna tell it to you
I think you have to sneak into the house. No, he said that yeah, you were a shooter three-pointer, but you were gonna airball it
Don't tell me bro
Come on, come on, come on.
All right, John.
I know it.
It's like I got home.
I'm tired now.
18 minute drive.
All right, so let's make this into a, how did it go up to 23 minutes, bro?
Oh
I'll ever since since there let's go
Are we talking about before?
She I don't know bro. You just say you got shit to do after this. Oh, yeah, but I'll get it hoppin a step
As the workout bro, so my second work out of the day
I'm not sure what time the equinox flows, you want me to try green?
Yeah
Oh there's a look at my size, it's an nr 1030, is it 30?
It's an 830 right now, you got some on
I got my hat on bro, maybe a second more down there
Maybe a little more food, little key
I'm a little bit of bulk.
I'm a liar bro. Wait, when do y'all get a new apartment?
I think we're gonna separate OSDS's together and then they...
What is it? Me, Drew, Laze...
And we're just gonna get a separate house.
Damn, you're gonna be split.
Yeah.
You think you're gonna miss like Yugi or Kiyo?
I mean, we're gonna be too close now.
We don't miss them.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
But honestly, okay, like, I'm, I'm be straighter.
Like, we love each other, we're friends,
we tell them about things, like,
like, roommates can be complicated stuff.
Bro, bro, bro, imagine it,
bro, cause you're right next to you.
You're probably fucking screaming,
like, you're probably screaming, playing fucking.
Nah, I was actually therapeutic,
like, he puts me to sleep.
Hell no.
Well, that's just, that's just,
I'll be doing it back to him, though,
cause when I be playing Val, I wanna be,
have you ever, have you heard,
have you heard her, like,
when I asked you to come over?
Yeah, actually, like, one time I came home,
It was like probably one in the morning and I heard something.
I didn't want to like confirm it in my head.
Like I didn't know.
So I started playing music on my phone
while I was going up the stairs so that I can mask it.
Yeah.
Bro, that doesn't do shit,
but let them know that you're listening.
No?
Yes, it does.
Because if you go upstairs with loud ass music
on a speaker at 1 a.m.
Like you're just like, hello, I can hear you.
But Loki, am I gonna lie if I heard some shit
In the house I heard fucking Lacey or Ron cracking some shit
That's not Elmen's bro Elmen's if you did that with with something that's not
Someone that's not your girl. It won't be a W. Miss you let you let them finish and then you knock on the door
Yeah, I should know damn rough didn't didn't rough come in your bed
Oh, bro
Yeah, I'll go heat it at first, but no
That's a crazy fucking day. How long I've been sure there for
Yeah, you may clock in more you know overtime
Yeah, bro, you know, it isn't the boot of like 12 p.m. I know tomorrow chat we got me run versus Marley
Marlin and Lacey we got draft but Brady gonna pull up you'll be read a five referee
It's gonna be legendary. It's gonna be fucking up a legendary
Right and pulling up
So be good, bro. I'm gonna get my ankle brace. Yeah, bro. I feel like once I get my ankle brace, it's all I need
I'm gonna be like fucking a soggy out there
Let's put some music on, bro
I don't know. I'm gonna be blood
I need some night time. So, Drake. What would Daniel see, sir?
Ah, Drake, Drake. Which one? Which one? Which one?
What's up, what's up?
Maybe we can marry one day.
But who knows?
So always?
Always about dating a season?
Nah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe they had lunch.
Nah, nah, that's not the pop rub.
Break.
No, this isn't just something else.
Is it farting?
It smells like...
What the fuck?
Ew!
Bro, you're disgusting!
I did fart!
No, no!
Bro, that is nasty!
Bro, you're getting dirty!
I did fart!
I did fart!
If I'm far off I'll tell you.
What?
What?
Yo, bro, who?
John.
I can't understand you, girl.
You're all I can see.
Yo, bro.
I'm trying to drink it dry, bro.
Yo, John.
John!
John!
I didn't put that shit on!
I didn't put that shit on!
I
I got my eyes on you
Everything that I see
I want your hot love and emotion
endlessly
I'm not going to call for you
I want to hear you scream
Wait, stop it!
What are you doing?
I want to hear you scream
No, no, no, no, no
He's right, we're out of jail
We're out of jail
I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it
Watch me going out of the way when I should have went home
On the time of the day I get to spend all my life
I was tripping all night, I get to take her to sleep
I'm the type of dude that you know
All my soul, I'm out doing it
Project will be in the past, I can still
Who's got my Spotify?
Who's on my Spotify bro?
I'll have that, I'll have that.
I'll get through it bro.
This is a weird bro.
Yo, what's going on bro?
Who's at the crib right now?
Who's on my Spotify?
It's gotta be Ron or something.
I got fake people showin' fake love to me
So who is it, bro?
Where's fuck, man?
Straight up to my tank
That's a good drink, y'all.
I think that's a room in your life
Up to me, they look up to me
I got fake people showin' fake love to me
Straight up to my tank
Straight up to my tank
I don't want to listen to my cell phone out of the room.
I
I'm going to find out what a culprit is.
Hold on, hold on, we're fucked here.
you
you
you
you
you
I get out of the building, but it's not as fun as I'm a part good
Practice in my parking
How did you get in my car I should have stopped in five minutes saying I got
I don't know.
That was fun though.
You were actually weird as fuck.
Oh my god.
It was lucky worth the 20 minutes, bro.
Yeah.
You son of a bitch.
It was lucky fun.
It was fun.
How the fuck?
Wait, what?
Dude, I was catching the vibe back there.
What are you getting in my car?
You know?
Yes.
What the fuck?
No, that fart.
Oh my god.
No, no, no.
Ew.
I'm like bro, that's just you take up the box
At least we all caught a vibe
Yo, bro, you were spamming my whole discography, bro
No, I will be honest. They started spamming songs in a chat. I didn't even know what you con was. No, that wasn't me
You come bro. That was nice. There was like hackers, you know, I would never do you like that
No one else in my fucking right. You'd have to be someone in my room, bro
No one person another code is wrong and woesh. It's probably woesh was just sometimes likes to catch a fight
It was fun and I got to pay $50 to get back
But hey, you know that's actually scary like someone can just fucking hop in my car and just murder me
I wasn't sitting normally I was sitting like no
Oh, it was okay, it was okay fine.
You gotta watch your surroundings game.
That would have been bad.
Bro, I could have actually just got stabbed
in the back of my neck, bro.
I was gonna stop at five minutes in,
but then I got into the Spotify jam.
And that's when I knew.
You know what I mean?
But that was 20 minutes, it was fun.
I waited for the Uber, y'all.
So you're out?
Yep.
All right.
All right, bro.
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
It's like you didn't hear a spoiler, bro.
I didn't hear it before.
I started laughing and I know where.
Nah, I didn't hear it.
I've been doing laundry every day, man.
Nope, nope, nope.
Just bed sheets and clothes.
Oh my gosh, look at that.
What a day. Oh my god, I actually didn't want to go to the floor.
I need to get out of here for a minute before you drop the sock.
I dropped the sock?
Yeah.
Fuck!
I don't care.
No, I don't even have, like, big socks.
Time to just fucking...
Hop on a chair, master, shag, and walk.
I like it how it works.
You already did cardio today?
I did huh?
But it's only nine Chad.
only nine like I'm gonna be honest like my nights I always like after stream I
want to stay occupied bro 30 s here but we got mad turf in my hair probably
gonna meet with the bros and then on the stem has to stay live shall wear my
I heard it like this.
So, I had a scene to kill.
W.W.
I had a scene to kill.
I should get an unknown.
Well.
I
Didn't know I was not looking I didn't look behind me
How did you get my car
I did not know
No, bro, damn niggas thinking about all this shit.
What the fuck?
Look at his belt of awe.
Let me see, bro.
I did not know.
Yeah, I guess I'm faking it, bruh, yeah, whatever.
Play with the cones.
Come on.
Oh.
You don't know.
Oh, no, man.
What's up, guys?
Where you at?
What?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh
Bro no way
Double you mind how did it go to 23 minutes?
23 minutes, bro
That's insane
Is that why he fucking called me back bro?
Cuz dude, there's no Jason to nms3 adapts to the clock
Faraday is yo, that's good LMA. Oh
This fucker was playing every song
you double you son of a fucking bitch look at the phone par what phone par kid
had his phone what oh
What?
Yo, I had a chat. Everybody go to Jason's chat.
What is chat?
What is chat?
What's so good?
Say that you're lying.
What's your phone number?
No, no, don't say it. Don't say it.
He didn't have his phone.
He lost his phone.
He didn't have his phone number.
I don't know.
Maivar?
I'm not a liar, bro.
Maivar?
I'm not a liar.
I swear he didn't grab shit.
He didn't grab shit.
Why do you call me back?
One of them likes loudly crying loudly crying.
Come on.
Hey, you wanna come up?
Hell.
You got it?
You fired me.
Let me see this shit.
Alright.
Let me see this shit.
Yeah, are you fucking kidding me wait what was that yeah, why did he call me back for he didn't even
Ask he didn't even like ask me anything. He just told me like she just told me a secret and the
Secret was that you be was better play basketball shoot three and air ball
He literally lied to you get to like wait, what?
You be told him to oh
Like a bro, I'm a gullible fucking bastard. I'm a gullible fucking bastard
Oh my god.
Your face is napping out long bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're not even that fly.
You're not even that fly.
You're not even that fly.
What the fuck?
All right, yeah
All right, yeah
Man
Yo frat frat is ass
GGS
Hey tomorrow me run versus Lacey and Marlin. We're in a football draft. We did his weight. We did this before
Shots our bros
We you got a good string for tomorrow time
It'll probably be around for for but I'll probably go live a little earlier as well and then
the following day
Following day. I don't know if I'll be live. I
Don't know if I'll be live the following day and then
and then Tyler won league 1v1, let me see, wait, wait, can Tyler won't follow me back
on Twitter or nah?
Yeah I think he can follow me back on Twitter or nah, or Instagram or nah, cause I look
at it and ask him what time, like low key, low key, that would be cool, like I wouldn't
I follow back I ain't gonna lie low key though. Okay, adapt to flock Jason to NMS its gay 11 red silky SLG
I wouldn't want to out of my malatine
Ray J dad. Oh Ray J dad. Oh
Oh
Mmm
Crane
Crane's corny
All right, yo, yeah, no, bro, this is happy
All right
I
Give me a song
Yeah
Hey bear go show jade have some love man. He's chopped
Oh show jade have some love he's chopped he's chopped he doesn't have much going on for him
said said jerk it off
One j that one one j that one
Tomorrow to be to draft be there or be square
Bad running out of options, put them up for adoption
Time ain't on a dot, this is not luck, baby
There's no for leave, no horseshoe
I'm in the bank, they can pour to you
I'm in New York on John Cheshire
Supermodels and they all sexy
Lock the door to the bathroom, cause they doin' somethin' that is not Pepsi
I'm just pourin' up the shots
I remember that I told y'all this shit, I was kinda like a mass text
I remember that I told y'all love shit, I was really in the past tense
I remember that I told y'all get your true fears that I get around
I should have had enough security, 42 here, and I shouldn't get around